Episode 1000754887440

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Forget about the fax number. Not interested in that. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest, the Macho Man. Randy the Macho Man Savage is in here. Anybody who's...

1:34 Drew Oh, wait, he's not got a mic. Hold on here. Hey, no? This one.

1:38 Adam Try that one out there, Randy.

1:40 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Wrong microphone? Are you kidding me? That could happen to anybody. No faxing, I believe, in safe faxing. Okay, go ahead. Back to you.

1:49 Adam You know what's funny? When you hear people do impressions of Randy, like Big Tad over at K-Rock, he does a pretty good Randy, the Macho Man Savage.

1:58 Drew He doesn't crank it up enough. Actually, Randy cranks it up a couple of months.

2:01 Adam Yeah, most of the time when you see a guy doing an impersonation of Johnny Carson or Richard Nixon or Jimmy Stewart, when you see the guy in real life, it's a little bit less.

2:11 Drew It's an overstatement, usually.

2:12 Adam Yeah, because you're doing it for dramatic and comical effect. But Randy, Randy, you do a better Randy than almost anyone I know.

2:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, a lot of people get me in trouble, though. They do me so good that, you know, I'm getting these bill collectors going on, knocking on my door and saying, hey, you bought this. I said, no, I didn't. I don't need no grand piano. You know.

2:31 Adam Wow. And I was reading Randy's resume. And boy, it's it's it's something interesting on here. I mean, first six different championship belts, by the way, and a pair of championship suspenders, which is something that's almost unheard of.

2:48 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, I'm just getting ready for the sexual Olympics. You know, you can't do enough training.

2:52 Adam And he also played some professional baseball, which I had no idea he ever did.

2:59 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Swing a mean bat.

3:01 Adam Well, what asked me what was the trans? So obviously for most wrestlers, and we'll get into the ACG indoor snowboarding event, which is coming up this Saturday at the Fabulous Forum. But Randy's going to be there. But most wrestlers were athletes, football players, maybe collegiate wrestlers, that kind of thing in college, high school, college, and made the transformation at some point. A lot of them played other sports first, and that was their original intention. Was yours to play baseball?

3:31 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, you know, that's a real good question. I was just kind of like one of a kind when I got into professional wrestling because of the fact that no baseball players had made that transition.

3:41 Adam I don't think there's any.

3:43 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. There you go.

3:44 Adam There still aren't any. No. How many years have you been in professional wrestling?

3:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I've been in professional wrestling more than one year and less than 100.

3:54 Adam So I'm going 98.

3:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Whoa, man, those kind of remarks hurt. Oh my gosh. That's okay. I got a doctor over here. You can cure me.

4:02 Drew I'm going to cure him after his body's hurt.

4:03 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

4:04 Adam Oh man.

4:05 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Where do you want to land?

4:07 Adam I'm telling you, I went to a professional wrestling school, the School of Hard Knocks, as you know, Drew, for a man show bit we did last season. And it was brutal. It was brutal.

4:20 Drew Jimmy didn't get up after one of those slams.

4:22 Adam Yeah, Jimmy's still at the School of Hard Knocks, laying on the canvas over there. But this is a brutal sport and longevity in it, it just doesn't seem like the kind of thing you could hang around and do for 10 or 15 years. Somehow you've managed to pull that one off.

4:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You're right about that, you know, it's kind of like, instead of going for a long time, motion of the ocean type situation, you know what I mean, just quality better than quantity, I don't know.

4:51 Drew He keeps wanting to get back to it.

4:52 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sexual innuendos, you know. I thought you were going to help me here. I've got some problems.

4:58 Adam Oh man, could you imagine the Macho Man on top of you, Drew, he'd be screaming like a newborn.

5:03 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ouch, I'll delegate that job. Sorry, I like you, but you know, it's the Macho Man, not the Macho Ha Ha Man, okay?

5:10 All right.

5:11 Adam Oh, Drew, please, not in front of Randy. I was making fun of guys named Randy last night, and then I remembered that you were coming on here tonight, and I quickly did a retraction. But there's not too many big muscular guys who'll put an ass whooping on you named Randy. Have you run into too many?

5:29 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, not really.

5:30 Adam You run into any other professional athletes named Randy?

5:33 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage In England, you know, they went crazy when they said, you know, what's your name? And I said, well, I'm Randy, you know.

5:38 Adam All right. And it means horny.

5:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It means horny over there. I didn't know and everybody's laughing. You know, this happened about 12, 14 years ago. You know what I mean? I'm just like, like, man, I'm over here. These people love me. The Macho Man. I didn't know why.

5:50 Adam Horny Savage.

5:51 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I know it. I just need to back it up, though.

5:54 Adam You know, so again, ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event. They'll, Randy will be out there. What? Signing autographs? Doing what?

6:02 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm going to be doing a lot of things over there. I'm, you know, I'm spontaneity, you know, just Eminem is going to be over there and they're going to be, you know, just, you know, holding court. And I'm just going to slip and slide and try to, you know, just entertain the people any way I can, you know.

6:16 Adam And how many, how many days out of the year does the wrestling keep you busy?

6:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, it's crazy. Like 400 days a year.

6:23 Adam Really?

6:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Somehow Vince McMahon and everybody fits it in. Wow. It's a crazy schedule. It's no off season in wrestling.

6:29 Adam What do you think about this whole X football league that's coming up too? Has anyone approached you about that?

6:35 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not at all. And I'm offended about that. I don't want to play quarterback.

6:38 Adam Yeah, Vince McMahon is going to, there's this whole, well, I don't know all about it, but there's this basically, I mean, you got the NFL, and then there's the Canadian League, and then they have indoor arena football. And now there's going to be this XFL, which is this sort of extreme football with pro wrestlers playing in the positions. I haven't exactly got, I don't know if anyone really knows exactly how it's going to work.

7:01 Drew So it will be football with all the drama and stories of wrestling.

7:04 Adam Yeah, and I don't know if it's going to be the kind of thing where a guy's going down the sideline and someone hits him with a folding chair. I don't know if it's going to take place.

7:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Don't count it out. They're going to have cameras on their helmets and all kinds of crazy things. It's going to bring you closer to the game. The NFL is the leader of the pack right now and everything, but just like competition, somebody brings up something new and then you just got to bring yourself up to speed. So competition is good for the public.

7:30 Adam Is it going to be played on a regulation size football field? Or is it going to be on an indoor arena league?

7:36 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not sure.

7:37 Adam You have no interest in being involved with that.

7:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, I do have an interest, but I think they're going to play it on an ice skating rink.

7:45 Drew Bring a little hockey in. Have you ever been to those arena games?

7:48 Adam No, I haven't been to one.

7:49 Drew I went to one of those. The score is like 58 to 42. They ignite fireworks indoors. I mean, the kind you shoot up into the air.

8:00 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I hear you. But they're going to bring it to another level. I just trust Vince McMahon to do it.

8:05 Adam When does that start? When does that kick off part of the pond?

8:09 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage After this football season. They've sold all their TV rights and all that.

8:14 Adam Well, it makes sense. Yeah, way to let NFL ends and go right into that. And listen, it's not the fans who watch the wrestling are the same guys who watch the games on Sunday. So why not just combine the two and bring the same viewers over? All right, Steve.

8:29 Yeah.

8:29 Adam Year 19. What's up?

8:31 Okay. It was about three, four days ago. I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we're done, she sat on my chest and started urinating.

8:40 Drew Intentionally? Like willfully? Yeah. Just accidentally.

8:43 Adam No, she sat on your chest.

8:45 Drew Yeah.

8:46 Yikes.

8:47 Adam Right.

8:48 Drew Nice.

8:49 Adam And what did you say?

8:51 I told her to get the hell off of me.

8:53 Adam Yeah. She was probably going to keep going with something else.

8:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage When you're done with her, let me know. Not that I'm weird or nothing.

9:01 Adam Oh, not Randy.

9:03 No, but now I have a big rash on my chest.

9:06 Adam No, you don't.

9:07 It's red and it's a couple of bumps.

9:09 Adam Listen, Steve, I'm sorry. I know there's a doctor here, but I've been hit by urine other than my own more times than I care to admit, and I've never gotten a rash.

9:19 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's funny. That's never happened to me.

9:20 Adam It's never happened because you killed a guy.

9:23 Drew It's never happened.

9:24 Adam Yeah. You didn't have to fight for your life while a urine was flying in high school, but Steve, you don't have a rash.

9:30 It's right.

9:32 Drew If you do, it's not from the urine, okay?

9:34 Adam All right.

9:35 Drew Unless it's just some sort of chemical irritation.

9:37 Adam You're going to talk to her about it?

9:38 I haven't called her since.

9:40 Adam All right. That's not your girlfriend.

9:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Maybe it didn't happen. Maybe it's a fantasy.

9:44 Adam Yeah. I'm going with Bogus. I'm going to buy that one. Absolutely. Girlfriend peed on him. Ashley?

9:50 Yeah.

9:50 Adam You're 18?

9:51 Caller Yes, I am.

9:52 Adam What's up?

9:53 Caller Okay. Well, me and my boyfriend have sex. We saw it off.

9:57 We're all right.

9:58 Caller But in between before either one of us have reached our climax, he'll get soft.

10:04 Drew What is it about everyone in America that they have smoke alarms with batteries?

10:08 Adam Is that your smoke alarm battery going off in the background there?

10:11 Caller Yeah.

10:12 Adam How about you just whack that thing with a mop handle and put it out?

10:15 Drew Every night somebody calls with that. It's got to mean something.

10:19 Adam It's not a good sign for the country.

10:21 No.

10:22 Adam The fact that it's been beeping for six months, that's the real tragedy. Hey, Ashley, has he always been this way?

10:32 Yeah.

10:33 Drew How old is he?

10:34 Caller He's 20.

10:34 Drew Is he on medication?

10:36 Caller No, he's not.

10:36 Drew Does he have any medical problems?

10:38 Not that I know of.

10:39 Adam He gets soft while he's in you?

10:41 Caller Yeah.

10:42 Adam What a slap in the face as a woman.

10:44 Drew How long into the whole action is this occurring?

10:46 Adam Have you ever had that happen to you? Guy goes soft while he's in you?

10:49 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ouch.

10:50 Drew How long?

10:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm in the wrong studio.

10:52 Caller I'd say maybe two, three minutes.

10:55 Drew So pretty quick. But he's able to penetrate and then he loses it.

10:57 Caller Yeah.

10:58 Drew Well, and this started... How long you guys been having sex together?

11:01 Caller It's been six months now.

11:02 Drew And how long has he been having this problem?

11:04 Adam Six months.

11:06 Drew I'm sorry. Actually, it wasn't that way at first.

11:08 Caller It was.

11:09 Adam It's been that way ever since. Can you get him back once he goes?

11:12 Yeah.

11:12 Caller I can, but I asked him, and I don't know.

11:15 Do I turn him off?

11:16 Caller Because he's stimulated when we first fought.

11:19 Drew I was thinking about this. Women really don't understand how men function, do they?

11:24 Adam No.

11:25 Drew They just don't get it.

11:26 Adam Listen, a man could reach orgasm humping a knothole in a pine plank.

11:33 Drew Exactly.

11:33 Adam It's not about them turning us off.

11:35 Drew That's what gets him there is the turning on part. Once he's there.

11:38 Adam That's why he's naked and he has an erection in the first place.

11:41 Drew Once he's there, it's not about... Now, if a guy's anxious, or I thought to myself, angry, those are two things that would make a guy sort of not function well.

11:48 Adam Well, he's angry at his penis, that's for sure. Failed him. So, Randy, this has never happened to you.

11:54 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Never happened to me, no. Why is everybody looking at me? I don't know Ashley.

12:00 Drew But there's either something in the relationship or something long-term with him about his sexuality, and it's not about him.

12:06 Adam All right, so Ashley, so when this happens, then what do you do?

12:11 Caller I just sort of lie there and I question him. I'm like, okay, what's up? So I don't talk to him.

12:17 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, that'll help him.

12:18 Adam Oh, yeah, that's what he needs. You yell, Mock Schnell and push him at him with a ruler. That'll work.

12:24 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Unless he's got a lot of money, drop him.

12:26 Adam Hey, Ashley, does he go down on you after this?

12:31 Caller Down before, after, you know.

12:33 Adam Oh, really?

12:34 Caller Yeah.

12:34 Adam Can you get an orgasm that way?

12:36 Caller Yeah, I can.

12:37 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage All right.

12:38 Adam Well, then he's making up for it. And what if you went down on him after this? Would it bring it back to life?

12:44 Caller Yeah, but I mean, why should I have to go through all this?

12:47 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, there we go.

12:48 Adam Ashley's a little angry.

12:49 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I wouldn't be with Ashley if she didn't have a lot of money. That's all.

12:52 Adam Yeah, you sound a little angry, Ashley.

12:55 Caller Yeah, all I wanted to do was talk to me. I mean, I don't know.

12:58 Adam He's not communicating?

12:59 Caller No, he's not.

13:00 Adam All right, but that's because he's ashamed and embarrassed. You know what I'm saying? All right, so just tell him, listen, no big deal. Let's just talk about this. I want you to talk about it when he's not naked.

13:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what will help him is just going on a national radio program discussing it.

13:16 Adam Right.

13:18 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage If I was behind the wheel of my car and I heard my girlfriend talking about it, I'd feel really good about it.

13:23 Adam Find the nearest bridge and then drive off it.

13:25 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Try to do my swan dive. I couldn't do.

13:28 Adam Do we help her? No.

13:30 Drew It's more like we need to be talking to him to find out what's going on.

13:32 Adam All right, so he needs to talk.

13:34 Drew It was a good advice to talk to them when they're not in the heat of the moment.

13:36 Adam Listen, guys, as painful as it is, you have to talk to women sometimes. You really do. You just have to.

13:42 Drew But shouldn't we have a clear message about women and men's arousal mechanisms?

13:47 Adam It is not you. If he comes too quick, it's not you. If he doesn't come at all, it's not you. If he can't get it up, it's not you. It's never you.

13:56 Drew Well, the you is...

13:57 Adam How can it be you? We're thinking about someone else.

14:00 Drew It's you. But the you is...

14:02 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Don't blow my cover.

14:03 Drew Everything about you is getting him there. You know what I mean? If he's there, he's into you.

14:07 Adam He's into you. That's right, unless he's drunk. Heather?

14:09 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's what I say.

14:10 Drew Even then.

14:10 Adam You're 17, what's up?

14:12 Caller Hi. On Saturday, me and my boyfriend are having sex in my car. It kind of happened spontaneously. We ended up getting caught by the police. The cop was pretty nice and he let it go by. My boyfriend was like, oh, it's cool and stuff and he wasn't really worried about it. Well, now he's just totally obsessed with doing it in public and I can't get him to do it.

14:37 Drew How old is he?

14:38 Caller He's 17 also.

14:39 Drew You can't get him to sort of?

14:41 Caller I keep telling you, it's supposed to be special and he's just like, oh, it's cool. It gives me a high if I do it in public.

14:49 Adam What other places does he want to do it at?

14:51 Caller He wants to try at the mall and at school.

14:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage In the food court?

14:57 Drew Yeah.

14:57 Adam Hot dog on a stick.

14:58 Drew Does he do drugs, speed, cocaine or anything?

15:01 Caller No, but he is on medication.

15:03 Drew What's he on?

15:05 Caller Some depression medication. His parents got divorced.

15:09 Drew Okay. Is he having trouble functioning sexually?

15:13 Caller No, he's fine.

15:15 Drew He has an orgasm normally or what not?

15:16 Adam All right. Hey Heather, here's the deal. As a woman, you hold the keys to the vagina, right?

15:22 Caller Yeah.

15:23 Adam All right. So you just tell him, we're doing it here and we're doing it where I want to do it. You can experiment a little. I mean, throw him a bone every once in a while.

15:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, let him videotape you.

15:34 Adam Yeah, do something a little crazy now and again. But he has to listen to you. What's his choice?

15:41 Caller Yeah.

15:42 Adam You know what I'm saying?

15:43 Caller Yeah.

15:43 Adam I hate to empower women this way, but it's the God's honest truth. It really is.

15:47 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You're not helping the situation.

15:48 Adam I know. I know. And sometimes I feel like an Uncle Tom in here going against my male brethren. But women, believe me, wherever you say, when you want to do it, where you want to do it and how you want to do it, it's all up to you. And he will agree to those conditions. He will. That's the way it is. Randy, Randy, are you married? You got a girlfriend?

16:10 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I used to be married.

16:11 Adam Not anymore, huh?

16:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No. Gotta hear where I'm going.

16:14 Adam Oh, really?

16:14 Caller Yeah.

16:15 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Until I just heard your last advice right there of what they're thinking. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure that I'm in control.

16:21 Adam Well, none of these rules apply I'm starting to question myself. for professional athletes or celebrities like Randy myself, by the way, ladies. Keep that in mind. There you go. That's a little addendum to that chapter.

16:31 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Something to hold on to.

16:32 Adam Oh, absolutely. Wait, Mindy? Mindy, you're 15. Mindy?

16:38 Drew Call her who goes by Mindy.

16:39 Caller Oh, hi.

16:40 Adam Hey.

16:40 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, Mindy.

16:42 Caller Sorry, I have to be quiet. Are you there?

16:47 Adam We're here.

16:48 Caller Yeah. First of all, I want to say hi to Randy Savage.

16:52 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, Mindy, how you doing?

16:53 Caller I'm good. I've been watching you and wrestling. My brother's even convinced you guys that wrestling was real and everything, like when I was like 92 or whatever.

17:02 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And now you know it's all silicone, right? I'm trying to be quiet, too, Mindy. Mindy's being quiet. I'm being quiet.

17:08 Caller Yeah.

17:08 Adam I'm scared her dad's going to bust into the studio with like a bathrobe and a racing form under his arm and a bottle of Jack and start yelling about it. You goddamn kids up after the streetlights have been on. Mindy, what is your question?

17:23 Caller My teacher's been harassing me and stuff. What does that mean? I was taking a test alone in his class and he was massaging my back and stuff.

17:34 Drew Oh, boy. Did you tell him to stop?

17:37 Caller No, I just froze. My friends tell me that he's always looking at me and stuff when I'm wearing a skirt or something.

17:47 Adam So he gives you the creeps.

17:49 Drew He's touching her. That's more than giving her the creeps.

17:51 Adam Okay. But have you ever seen him outside of class?

17:54 Caller Yeah. He would like always hug me and stuff.

17:57 Adam Outside of class? And you go to a public school?

18:00 Caller Yeah.

18:01 Adam All right. Why don't you tell your counselor?

18:03 Caller Well, I'm not really like, I don't like to talk about things, really.

18:09 Adam Yeah. Anything like this ever happen to you before?

18:12 Caller Yeah.

18:12 Drew What happened?

18:13 Caller Oh, my brother used to do stuff to me.

18:16 Drew Did he sexually abuse you?

18:18 Adam How old is he?

18:19 Caller He's 24.

18:20 Drew And how old were you?

18:22 Caller I was two when it started.

18:24 Drew Ouch.

18:25 Adam How long did it go on for?

18:27 Caller Until I was 12.

18:28 Drew Mental note.

18:30 Adam Kill all males in the family?

18:32 Drew Yes. Over the two years older than the female.

18:34 Adam You got two sons. You're screwed, Drew.

18:35 Drew Two years older than the female.

18:36 Adam Sorry, Drew.

18:38 Rules are rules.

18:39 Adam The boys are going.

18:40 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sorry, they got to go.

18:41 Adam Hey, Mindy, this guy, your brother, that is, did this for ten years. And for him, it was from the age of 11 to the age of 21.

18:55 Caller Yeah.

18:55 Adam Oh, my God. And was he still living at home when he was 21?

19:00 Caller Yeah. Well, like, he moved out when he was 21, when my parents found him.

19:03 Adam This isn't your stepbrother or anything like that?

19:05 Caller Yeah.

19:06 Adam Oh, it's your stepbrother? Well, it's all right.

19:08 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Then it's okay. Yeah, I don't see any problem. Make him marry you.

19:10 Drew Well, Mindy, that's why you're such a good victim. You don't speak up for yourself.

19:15 Adam And how come your folks didn't catch on to this?

19:17 Caller Well, I was, I don't know. He just told me not to tell people because he said that I'd get in trouble and stuff.

19:23 Adam Tell people not to tell stuff all the time and they immediately tell it.

19:26 Drew Mom.

19:27 Adam Mom. Yeah, I mean, when I was a kid-

19:30 Drew Adam said don't tell you this.

19:31 Adam I hit my sister with a bullwhip and then it should be like, don't tell mom and yeah, okay. Mom. When you're standing there holding a bullwhip, it's bad.

19:39 Drew You hit your sister with a bullwhip?

19:41 Adam She-

19:42 Drew Adam.

19:42 Adam I got a bullwhip at Tijuana. What?

19:45 Drew You whipped her?

19:46 Adam With a bullwhip. Oh, listen. Hold on a second, Drew. You give a kid a bullwhip. Remember when bullwhips were popular? They bring them from Mexico and stuff. They're about eight feet long and all this Zorro crap. You know, put a cigarette in your mouth and whoop-psh.

19:59 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

20:00 Adam And I got the bullwhip. And sure, I'm whipping the curtains and I'm whipping the cupboards. But how long you figure it's going to take before I get to my sister's ass with that bullwhip?

20:09 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not only that, but it's foreplay. It's OK.

20:10 Adam Yeah, it's good times. I mean, we never we never got past second base, me and my sister. But the bullwhip was still an exciting part of our relationship.

20:18 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage She still thinks about it.

20:19 Adam She threw a crocheting needle at me. That's why I gave her the bullwhip. There you go. Listen, you don't get your nine-year-old a bullwhip. You know, there's going to be trouble. All right. Who are we just talking to? Mindy?

20:30 Drew Yeah.

20:30 Adam Mindy?

20:31 Drew So, Mindy, you've got you either have to say to him, I'm uncomfortable. Just those words.

20:35 Adam She can't do that.

20:36 Drew But I don't think you can. I think it'd be easier for you to maybe have one of your friends help you tell another teacher or administrator or counselor or something like that.

20:43 Adam Well, here's the thing, too.

20:44 Drew Somebody you are comfortable with.

20:45 Adam You can never be in a situation where you're vulnerable with this guy. You know what I mean? Alone.

20:52 Drew Don't ever be alone with him.

20:53 Adam Don't accept a ride home from school. Don't do any extra curricular work with him over the weekend. No extra credit. Nothing like that.

21:02 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I do some tutoring on the side. I just like to throw my hat and ring on that.

21:07 Adam What are your strong subjects, Randy?

21:08 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I don't know. Just we discuss matters and round in a circle and just try to chill out a little bit.

21:15 Adam You make a great faculty member.

21:17 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

21:19 Adam Hey, counselor, a macho man or can we call him Mr. Savage?

21:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Mr. Savage, the French version. Mr. Savage. Mr. Savage.

21:29 Adam Mindy? Yeah? Listen, I would tell a counselor, if you cannot muster the strength because of what you've been through to do that, just make sure you're never in a situation where you're with him. He may try to get you to do things and you don't do it.

21:42 Drew Period.

21:42 Adam All right?

21:43 Caller Oh, Adam, also I was listening when you were talking about the phones running out of batteries.

21:50 Drew We were talking about the smoke alarms.

21:53 Adam No, earlier? In another week, you mean?

21:55 Caller Yeah, like I was actually on the line thingy and my phone actually ran out of batteries when I was trying to talk to you.

22:02 Adam Oh, very ironic. I was complaining the other day, I don't know if you've experienced this, Randy, but I have. You know when you got the portable phones, not the cell phones, it's just the ones you walk around your house with, and a little beep goes off when the battery is getting low? I've heard them beep as long as three days, and I've heard them beep one and a half times and then shut down. But there's no established beep count.

22:25 Drew There's no Geneva Convention of phone beeps.

22:27 Adam I want an established beep thing. I want like 13 beeps before it hangs up. So I'm talking on the phone to someone and it's like, beep, oh, hey, listen, my battery click. There's that one, or there's times when I'm talking to people where the phone just keeps beeping to me and I'm going, what about your phone? And they go, I don't worry about it. It does it all the time.

22:43 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Nothing I've ever held decharged.

22:47 Drew Interesting.

22:48 I like that.

22:49 Adam So you could like, you could jumpstart a car that left its lights on in the parking lot.

22:53 Drew It's like Uncle Fester, put a light bulb in your mouth. No, no, we're breaking.

22:58 Adam Oh, we're taking a break? All right.

23:00 Drew Well, Jane, what's the deal?

23:02 Adam Jane, you're 24.

23:03 Caller Hi. First I want to say I love you guys. I've been listening to you for a long time. You're great.

23:09 Adam Thank you.

23:10 Drew What's up, Jane?

23:13 Caller Okay. So me and my dad were pretty open.

23:17 Caller We talk about a lot of stuff.

23:19 Adam It's already trouble.

23:19 Caller The other day he was over and he just he said some really off-color things to me.

23:25 Adam Sexually?

23:26 Caller Yeah.

23:28 Adam Like he wanted to do something with you?

23:31 Caller Not that he wanted to, he made it like he said, if we weren't related, I'd screw your brains out.

23:38 Adam That's natural.

23:39 Drew Sir Walter Raleigh's with dad.

23:40 Adam I said the same thing to my grandmother once.

23:43 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That was supplemental.

23:44 Adam Hey, Jane? Hold on, hold on, we got to take a break.

23:47 Okay.

23:47 Adam Oh yeah. Who's that chivalry's dad?

23:49 Drew Oh yeah, there we are.

23:50 Hold on.

23:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sweet talk.

23:51 Adam Who was this? Is this Bill Cosby? No.

23:55 Drew Hang on, Jane.

23:55 Adam All right. Oh my God. Drew, why do you go to another one of these calls with these horrible family? It's all your fault. It's sexual things. Yes, I blame you. The Macho Man, Randy Savage is our guest tonight. He's plugging away on the ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event, which is going to go down at the Fabulous Forum. Coming up this Saturday night at Half Pipes, and Snowboards, and M&M, and Sir Master Mixing.

24:19 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Master what? Master what?

24:21 Adam Master Mixing Guy. And who the hell was in here talking about this? We had some guests in here.

24:27 Drew The skateboard. Tony Hawk, wasn't he?

24:29 Adam No, Tony Hawk wasn't talking about this.

24:32 Drew The snowboard guys.

24:33 Adam No, we had a band in here. Who was it, Ann? Yell at my ear again? Who do we have in here talking about ACG?

24:40 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Beatles.

24:42 Adam Oh, was it snowboards? Yeah, that's right.

24:43 Drew Snowboard guys.

24:44 Adam All right. You said Tony Hawk.

24:45 Drew Well, somebody wrote the board.

24:47 Adam All right.

24:47 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Break it up. Break it up. Let's not have a fight.

24:49 Adam We're going to take a break, and we'll be back with Randy Savage after this.

25:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You guys planned that, didn't you?

25:40 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, the Macho Man. Randy Savage is here tonight. He's plugging the ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event, which is music and snowboarding and tons of fun, and that's going to be Saturday at the fabulous Decrepit Forum. Randy, I saw him over at the X Games in San Francisco a couple of weeks back, and I didn't come up and say hi because he was being surrounded by fans in the media.

26:11 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Beautiful women.

26:12 Adam Beautiful women and whatnot. What were you doing at the X Games?

26:17 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Doing the thing for Slim Jim. They sponsored the X Games over there, so we were just going crazy out there. Dave Mirra is the vert and the street champion with the bike.

26:27 Adam Right. Isn't his brother-

26:34 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Did you used to date him or something?

26:36 Adam No. I know. I got whimsical about Dave Mirra for a second. No, I-

26:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's a sore subject. I won't talk about it.

26:41 Adam No. Here's the reason I said that. I did a show about three years ago, this pilot, with John Ritter. You remember that, Drew? Oh, yeah. It's called Ordinary Extraordinary.

26:53 Drew It was your first network experience.

26:54 Adam It was a real piece of crap.

26:55 Drew And your last one, I might add.

26:56 Adam The point is, not Dave Mirra, but doesn't he have a brother? Who's the other Mirra brother? There's a bicycling-

27:05 Uh-oh.

27:06 Adam I'm looking at Drew for answers.

27:07 You're in a world of hurt here.

27:09 Adam There's a- Jay. Jay Muron. Or Jay Murra.

27:13 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He starts with an M.

27:14 Adam All right. This guy was the expert bike rider.

27:17 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'd be his grandfather.

27:17 Adam Two, three years ago.

27:18 Drew Okay.

27:19 Adam Anyway, this guy was going to attempt a double back flip, ramp to ramp.

27:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Why did you say that? Dave Murra just did it and nobody else has done it. Isn't that wild? Maybe you're right.

27:28 Adam No, Jay did it in Florida when we did this pilot indoors on a sound stage. He had a takeoff ramp like Evil Can Evil used to use. It was in this big sound stage on the Disney lot. He came down and he did a double back flip and landed. And here's all I'm saying, these guys do crazy things on these bikes.

27:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes, they do.

27:51 Adam Here's my problem with them. They leave those big pegs screwed on to their bikes. They're four or five inches long. They're solid billets of aluminum or steel. They're screwed on to the front and they're screwed on to the back. And they're for doing tricks, but they're not for doing the big aerial stuff. You don't need them for that. You need them for doing this sort of freestyle stuff on the ground.

28:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They're trading off their sex life for this trick, right?

28:17 Adam I couldn't agree with you more, Randy, even though I have no idea what you're talking about.

28:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's standard in my business.

28:22 Adam I've come to know it's a good idea to agree with Randy.

28:24 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you.

28:24 Adam I'm watching Jay Murad do this double back flip and do the practice, and I'm looking at these pegs sticking off all four corners of his bike, and they're looking like weapons to me. And I'm thinking to myself, I don't say anything to him, but I'm thinking, why are you doing this with these pegs on? You're not using the pegs in the trick. Why not take, unscrew the pegs, because one of them is going to go up your ass. Well, sure enough, he sticks, he biffs once, he doesn't make it, and that peg goes right into his side. He lands on the thing and is dragged on it and everything. All I want to say is to all you guys who do crazy things on bikes, unscrew the pegs before you get 25 feet of air, because if you slip up and you land wrong, one of the pegs is going in your ass. Everyone listen to me.

29:07 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And you may like it too, right? And then you really got a problem.

29:11 Adam Yes, you do. They don't call them leathers for nothing. Jane. Jane. Oh, we got Charlie Brown's teacher.

29:21 Drew Well, Jane, you didn't hang up on us. She was talking about Wootometer.

29:23 Adam Oh, Dan.

29:24 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage We left her hanging with her problem.

29:26 Drew Well, let's talk. Although it seems-

29:29 Adam Wait a minute. Jane's lines just screwed up. Jane.

29:32 Drew Oh, we can barely hear you Jane.

29:34 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Smoke alarm.

29:34 Adam What should we do?

29:36 Drew Once you work on her, Anderson, we'll put her on hold for a second.

29:39 Adam Anderson's good at working on young women, and we'll just hop to the next call. Carolla?

29:43 Unacceptable. Hello?

29:45 Adam You're 18? What's up?

29:48 Caller Okay. I have a problem. Great. First of all, I want to say I love you guys. I listen to you all the time.

29:54 Adam Thank you.

29:54 Drew Where are you calling from?

29:56 Caller Okay. I met a guy about three weeks ago, and we went out a couple of times, and after the second date, he asked me to marry him.

30:05 Drew Oh, boy.

30:06 Adam Yeah.

30:06 Caller Yeah. He convinced me to sleep with him after only knowing him for a week.

30:13 Drew Oh, boy.

30:15 Caller So I lost my virginity to him a couple of weeks ago, and he fed me this line telling me how he was infertile and everything, and so that's part of what led me to consent to it pretty much. And then he-

30:33 Adam The sleeping? Huh? And even though he got off on your belly, right? I mean-

30:39 Drew What is it about the infertility?

30:40 Adam I want to say one thing. This drives me insane. I talk to women all the time. First off, I don't know how you women figured out, but how come 90 percent of the guys you sleep with, you didn't want to sleep with, or were a mistake? It goes down in your book as a big mistake. Every chick I ever talked to who slept with a guy was like, big mistake. And here's what I want to know. No one's ever slept with me who didn't want to sleep with me. You know what I mean? I want you girls to start making mistakes with me. Start having those lapses of judgment, would you? Oh no, you'd deliberate long and hard before you sleep with me. But with everyone else, since I slept with them, I shouldn't have done it. I did it ten times. I'm not going to do it again. Has a guy ever said that?

31:23 Drew Never.

31:23 Adam Randy, you ever slept with someone you didn't want to sleep with, or you regret sleeping with?

31:26 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Absolutely none. I'm usually very honest with the girl, because I tell them right away that I don't believe in sex after marriage.

31:33 Adam And Drew, I know your wife doesn't believe in sex after marriage. You never slept with anyone you didn't want to sleep with, did you?

31:38 Drew Never.

31:38 Adam No. Women, I swear to Christ, if a 25-year-old woman has slept with 20 guys, she's pissed off, embarrassed, or didn't want to with 18 of them. I think that's just the rap they give to the new boyfriend. And you know what? Let me tell you something, women. It don't make us feel any better as boyfriends. No, when you boink the guy, you didn't want to boink. That makes it worse. I'd rather hear you were in love with the guy and thought he was dynamite. There's nothing worse than you're with a girl and you're like, she slept with a friend of yours or she slept with some other dude you know, and she's like, be a mistake.

32:11 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Especially when you can't close the deal.

32:14 Adam Yeah. Carolla? Yeah. All right. So you didn't want to sleep with him, but he said he was infertile, so you figure, what the hell?

32:20 Caller Yeah.

32:20 Caller Well, I was blinded and I thought I was in love with him.

32:24 Drew So he sort of sucked you into some weird romantic whirlwind, huh?

32:28 Adam So you thought you were in love with him, not that he was shooting blanks.

32:30 Caller Oh, no.

32:31 Caller No. I really thought I was in love with him.

32:32 Adam Okay. So you slept with him.

32:34 Caller Yeah. And then that was a couple weeks ago, and then he came over yesterday, and I was really sick, and I wanted him to come over and make me soup and take care of me and stuff. And he came over and he refused to take care of me and just pretty much pulled off my clothes and we had sex again.

32:51 Adam That's what I love about guys.

32:52 Drew While you were sick, right?

32:53 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Are you feeling any better?

32:54 Drew Huh?

32:55 Adam No. It didn't work, huh?

32:57 Caller No. And he was totally uncaring, and I'm like, just sit with me and watch a movie, and then he's all like, no, I want to have sex with you, and I really didn't want to, and I tried to fight him off and stuff.

33:07 Adam How old is he?

33:08 Drew He is a world class dick and dink.

33:10 Caller I know. Yeah, he's 24. Yeah. And so then we ended up having sex twice yesterday.

33:19 Adam Oh, Jesus. Carolla, you got a sister?

33:21 Caller Yeah.

33:22 Adam Geez, you're easy. I mean, I thought you didn't want to have sex with him. You were sick.

33:28 Caller I didn't, but he kind of forced me to.

33:30 Adam You mean, did he rape you?

33:32 Caller Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call it rape, but he pretty much, he's all like, hey, I want to have sex, and he just like took off my pants.

33:39 Adam Yeah.

33:40 Caller Yeah.

33:41 Adam All right. This guy is an a-hole, but what's up with you where you can't assert yourself and go, hey, I'm sick, get away from me?

33:49 Caller I tried to.

33:50 Adam He kept going?

33:51 Caller Yeah.

33:52 Adam Then what about the second time?

33:54 Caller The second time that we did it yesterday, like while we're in the middle of it, he tells me, you know how when I told you I was infertile? Well, that was a lie.

34:01 Adam Okay. Hey, Carla.

34:02 Drew This guy is an asshole.

34:03 Caller I know.

34:04 Adam Carla, what happened to your antenna?

34:06 Drew I know.

34:07 Adam How did it get so bent?

34:09 Drew I don't know.

34:10 Adam I mean, how did you get attracted? How did you fall in love with this guy?

34:14 Caller He said he was in love with me and I fell for it.

34:17 Okay.

34:18 Adam All right, baby. Are you fat?

34:20 Caller Yeah.

34:21 Adam All right. That's what I smell that coming on.

34:24 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage When's the wedding?

34:25 Caller Well, I'm trying to get a hold of him all day to yell at him and call it off, but we're going to get married on New Year's.

34:31 Adam Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Listen to me, Carla. Here's the reason.

34:34 Drew You're worth a lot more than this.

34:35 Adam Here's the reason I asked that.

34:36 Drew You're fat.

34:37 Adam Drew, please don't rub it in. Here's the reason I asked about the weight. Because I could tell I was talking to someone with a little compromised self-esteem. Someone who didn't feel as good as they should about themselves. Someone who felt like because a man was paying attention to them for a change, that this was a man they had to hang on to with both hands. Yeah, pretty much. You don't have to. There's plenty of black guys who will love you.

35:01 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ouch.

35:02 Adam No, there are plenty of guys who will love you. And just because, here's the deal. Just because he's the only A-hole who likes you doesn't mean you have to marry him.

35:11 Caller Yeah, I know.

35:12 Adam You know what I mean?

35:13 Caller Uh-huh.

35:13 Adam So, here's, how overweight are you?

35:16 Caller Very.

35:17 Drew What are you?

35:18 Caller I'm about 5'6 and I weigh about 250.

35:21 Adam All right, so why don't, instead of, why don't you just work on yourself and work on the weight and get this guy out of your life and, you know, put it behind you and take some time for yourself.

35:33 Drew There you go.

35:34 Adam Hey, you marry this guy is going to be the biggest mistake of your life. I mean, if this guy is doing this on this third and fourth date.

35:39 Drew No, he's not.

35:40 Adam Imagine what he's going to be doing when you're married to him.

35:42 Caller Yeah, I'm not intending on marrying him anymore.

35:44 Adam No, don't even come close to that. And why don't you, you know, eat right, get some exercise and start feeling better about yourself.

35:51 Caller Well, I had another question that goes along with that too.

35:53 Adam And don't snap into any of them Slim Jims.

35:56 Drew Very quickly.

35:57 Caller I don't.

35:58 Drew Very quickly.

35:58 Caller Yeah, I'm also on Prozac for manic depression.

36:01 Drew Yeah.

36:01 Caller And what I was on that, I like wasn't enjoying the sex or anything.

36:06 Drew Right.

36:07 Caller Even like when he'd kiss me, I like wouldn't feel anything.

36:09 Drew Right.

36:09 Adam Yeah. My doctor said raping is not the same when you're on Prozac.

36:13 Drew Women on Prozac and serotonin.

36:14 Adam You're not going to enjoy it anymore.

36:15 Drew Serotonin-reptic inhibitors very often describe sex being just sort of nonsensical.

36:20 Adam All right.

36:20 Caller Yeah. And there are anything else I could get on that would.

36:22 Drew There are three that will not do that. It's Remeron, Welbutrin and Serotonin. Got that, Randy? Welbutrin, Serotonin, Remeron.

36:32 Adam Hey, Carla.

36:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage What if I take it all the time?

36:34 Drew Don't think of a rash issue about Remeron.

36:35 Adam Remeron.

36:36 Drew That would be the one.

36:37 Adam It's like a drunken doctor spit it out.

36:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Come on over, do some Remeron.

36:40 Adam You need to start feeling better about yourself. Yeah. All right. So get some exercise, eat right, take care of yourself and get this guy out of your life.

36:48 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Call me in the morning.

36:48 Drew The advantage to the Prozac though is it will depress your appetite and the other ones.

36:51 Adam Yeah, it does.

36:52 Drew The other ones can sometimes stimulate your appetite.

36:54 Adam All right, baby. Take care of yourself. Yeah. I smelled the weight problem on her because I was thinking, who's going to put up with this? And it's, I'll tell you something, everybody. I was thinking about this while I was peeing in the sink earlier today. And I've said it many times, you talk about the discrimination in this country, black, Mexican, whatever the hell you are, Jewish, whatever you got, whatever you're discriminating against, nothing, women, whatever, nothing like fat people, especially fat women. These people, they are pariahs. I mean, think about what you've got to put up with, especially as a woman. At least as a man, you can become some sort of a wrestling promoter and walk around with a cane and a top hat or something and still get by some Vietnamese hookers, the 85 pounds, make you feel better about yourself, do some coke off her ass or something. But as a fat woman, you're screwed. You're screwed. You're discriminated against more so than any other member of society. And here's the point I always like to make before Randy jumps in with his.

37:53 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I was just going to say I'm so glad I got my sex change.

37:56 Adam Because you were a fat woman before?

37:58 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I didn't say that, did I?

37:59 Adam I have friends who would bang any nationality and any religion.

38:05 Drew Any species?

38:06 Adam That's right. They'd do a raccoon before they did a fat chick. And that's all you need to know about discrimination.

38:13 Drew Nice.

38:13 Adam All right, so ladies.

38:15 Drew Thank you for sort of diffusing some of that and not fueling it, Adam. That's very nice.

38:19 Adam I'm just saying if you grow up that way and you're looking in the mirror for 18 years and all of a sudden, here's a guy who's showing some interest in you, you're hanging on to him, right?

38:31 Drew Your point is well taken.

38:33 Adam And he's not to be trusted. You do not trust a man who loves a fat woman.

38:36 Drew Oh my god.

38:38 Adam These are unsavory characters.

38:40 Drew Don't trust him because of his behavior.

38:42 Adam That's right.

38:42 Drew Yeah, that's all.

38:43 Adam Diggin the fat chick, right, Drew?

38:44 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Don't lend him any money either.

38:46 Adam That is right. That's right. They want to credit card.

38:48 Drew Go on a break. Stop diggin.

38:50 Adam All right, Randy the Macho Man Savage, our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

38:58 Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

39:34 Adam Yeah, it's Love Live. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Randy, the Macho Man Savage, is our guest tonight. He is plugging the ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event, which is going to be held at the Fabulous Forum, as they used to call it, out here in Los Angeles on the 9th Saturday.

39:57 Drew The house that Jack Kent Cook built, right? I can't remember how Chikurri used to call it that.

40:01 Adam Oh, really? I didn't know Jack Kent. I thought he was in New York. I thought he was the Jets guy.

40:06 Drew No, he was out here for a while.

40:07 Adam Jack Kent Cook? Yeah. I thought he was the owner of the Jets.

40:10 Drew I think he had the Lakers for a while. He had the LeFore for a while, I think, right?

40:13 Adam Maybe he did. Who knows?

40:15 Drew Hey, I have something.

40:16 Adam Oh, no, no. The Washington Redskins.

40:18 Drew That's right. I have something to plug, too. Remember we talked about that hooked up service we got at drdrew.com?

40:24 Adam Yeah.

40:24 Drew And you'd understand how it worked. It turns out it's an organization.

40:27 Adam I wasn't interested.

40:28 Drew That's different. If you're interested in meeting somebody, it'll basically, you put in a list of people you're interested in meeting, and it will actually send them an email saying, hey, come on over here because somebody is interested, and then you enter who you're interested in and see if there's a match.

40:40 Adam Easy sexual pride, gents. You guys are hooked up.

40:43 Drew It's a very cool thing.

40:43 Adam Don't you wish you had some like that in high school? What? When I was in high school, I didn't know how to work a computer.

40:48 Drew Yeah, but you could put all the names of all those, that huge list of girls you're interested in. Send e-mails out, see if you can come back.

40:55 Adam Just more rejection. Randy, where did you grow up?

40:58 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Chicago, shy town. When you said, yeah, I was in denial back then, too. I had a list of women. We didn't have a computer. So we had other ways.

41:10 Adam I love Chicago. I would never move out of Chicago. I really wouldn't. I think it's a great town. But I can understand the winters being a little bit rough. And Randy's over in Tampa now.

41:22 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes, FLA.

41:24 Adam It sounds like you seem like a Tampa guy. Don't take that the wrong way.

41:28 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, no, no.

41:29 Adam Worn a Chicago guy.

41:30 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm a transplant.

41:31 Adam A lot of wrestlers live out that way?

41:33 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Some of them do. Some of them don't.

41:35 Drew Hollywood.

41:36 Adam What do you think of Goldberg?

41:37 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hollywood, right?

41:38 Drew But he's there.

41:39 Adam Goldberg?

41:40 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Goldberg's in Atlanta.

41:41 Adam Yeah, no, he moved from Atlanta. He lives out in like San Diego or something.

41:45 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Do you really?

41:45 Adam Yeah, I know more about Goldberg than you do.

41:48 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, I didn't know him that well. You know what I mean? I didn't follow him around or stalk him or nothing like that, you know?

41:53 Adam I understand. And who, what?

41:55 Drew You're gay.

41:56 Adam You got any? Oh, Drew, please. Oh, you're talking about me. OK. All right, let's talk to Ed over here. He's got a question for Randy. Ed?

42:04 Caller Oh, yeah.

42:07 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ooh, maybe.

42:11 What's going on, guys?

42:12 Adam Hey, Ed.

42:13 I just wanted to call up and talk to Randy.

42:16 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, what's up?

42:17 Not too much.

42:18 My question for you was, I haven't got to watch a lot of wrestling lately since I worked, but I don't think you're in it. And the question is, are you planning on getting back into it any time soon? And if not, what do you plan on doing with your future?

42:30 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, thank you very much. I just was on the sidelines getting a penal implant reduction and waiting for the stitches to come out. But other than that, I'm ready to go.

42:40 Really?

42:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah.

42:41 Adam Well, he's going to be down at this ACG thing. And again, he's a slim gym man.

42:46 The slim gym man.

42:47 Adam What is in a slim gym? Does anyone know?

42:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's all good for you. I'm wearing one right now.

42:54 Adam, I got a giant one.

42:56 Caller I love the Man Show too.

42:57 Adam Oh, you do?

42:58 I do. The Juggies are great.

42:59 Adam Thank you.

43:00 Drew Yeah, Man Show and wrestling, that's a good combo.

43:02 Adam Yeah, it is a good combo.

43:03 And I'm not white trash, Drew.

43:05 Adam A lot of the same fans.

43:06 Drew How do you figure, by the way, Ed?

43:08 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, there's the music.

43:10 Adam Let me tell you, one ex-wrestler that enjoys the Man Show. You know who that is, Drew?

43:17 Drew The governor of Minnesota?

43:18 Adam The great state of Minnesota.

43:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage The best show on television, the Man Show.

43:22 Adam Yes, the best show on television. What a genius. Did you wrestle with Jesse the Body Ventura?

43:30 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He was actually my tag team partner for a while. I used to drive up and down the road with him.

43:34 Adam Oh, really?

43:35 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah. I think about 12 years ago, you know, he was talking politics and it was just like, like too much, you know, because I just wanted to talk about other things like what you guys talk about, you know, right, you know, and he was just, you know, and I just told him, I said, man, dude, I know, why don't you, why don't you run if you're that smart about politics? I mean, so, so he hates me, you know, I'm the reason for him getting elected.

43:57 Adam How insane is it that he is the governor of Minnesota? I mean, if you can think back to you two just driving down the road to a match or from a match 12 years ago.

44:07 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, I'm going to change my citizenship to Bulgaria or whatever, you know.

44:10 Drew That's when Adam was elected president. That's where you and I are going to remain at.

44:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Actually, that's going to be an improvement.

44:15 Adam That's right. Thank you very much.

44:17 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm telling you.

44:18 Drew The Corolla Ventura ticket.

44:19 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's, oh no. Just make sure you're the president. That's all I ask.

44:23 Adam Lindsay?

44:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I said I'm giving the governor's approval to the Man Show.

44:29 Adam Lindsay? Oh, you two must have been great pulling into like an Arby's drive-through at 2 in the morning. Yeah. You two, his voice and your voice. Oh my God. You needed a CB in that car. All right, what was I talking to? Lindsay? Lindsay?

44:48 Yeah?

44:48 Adam You're 18. What's up?

44:50 Caller Hey Adam, I love you.

44:51 Adam Oh, great.

44:52 Drew Not a good sign.

44:53 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage What about us? What about us?

44:55 Adam What about Randy and Drew?

44:56 Caller I love you guys too. You guys are dope.

44:59 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage All right. We're in a good category there.

45:01 Adam That's good, Drew.

45:02 Drew That's good?

45:03 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm comfortable with that.

45:04 Adam What's up?

45:06 Caller My question is, a while ago I used to smoke a lot of pot and I stopped, but at the time I started taking wellbutrin.

45:15 Drew How long did you smoke pot for?

45:17 Caller Oh, I quit, but I smoked for about a year and almost every day. It was bad. Then I started taking wellbutrin. My psychologist gave me wellbutrin. It made me shaky. I'm kind of like weird, depressed, and it made me think about stuff that I didn't when I wasn't on it. I don't know. Do you think it has to do with taking that stuff?

45:41 Drew It made you do what now?

45:42 Caller It made me shaky and just kind of depressed, and I'd sit there and think about my life, but I wouldn't have thought about it.

45:49 Drew Well, here's the deal. When you're a marijuana addict and you stop smoking pot, you will become profoundly depressed for about six months. And medicine, well, butrin is a reasonable choice to treat that depression, but the problem here is that if you don't do some sort of recovery, go through some sort of recovery process, you will smoke or drink or do something again, and that addictive process will take off once again.

46:10 Adam I got distracted because I was looking at Randy's outfit winked at me during the call. He says like a sequined shirt on and some leather pants, and I was thinking to myself, it must be great being a wrestler, because I always say black guys can wear whatever hats they want. It must be great to be a black guy because you put on whatever cap you want whenever you want and wear it, and no one ever make fun of you, because you can get away with it somehow. I couldn't put on one of those Kango hats sideways or something with fur on it, go walking down the street, I'd be killed. Being a pro wrestler, you wear whatever you want, wherever you want, you almost have to wear it and no one can ever say anything, because it's what you have to do, right?

46:47 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

46:48 Adam I mean, talk about freedom. It's like being Dennis Rodman all the time, you know? What a life. What a pain in the ass, though, because you can't just wear like sweatpants either, can you?

46:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage But it feels good, you know?

46:59 Adam I know. Look at me, I'm wearing slippers.

47:01 Drew You got to work out every day, Adam.

47:02 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's, that's-

47:03 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Forgot that part.

47:04 Adam Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, Randy, you're in good shape. You've been, I mean, I know you're always in good shape, but you're in better shape than I even imagined.

47:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm hurt all over, believe me.

47:13 Adam All right. Drew, you hurt all over?

47:15 Drew Not right now.

47:16 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

47:18 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

48:01 Adam It's Loveline. Hey, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. The Macho Man, Randy Savage is our guest tonight. Randy's plugging the ACG event, the indoor snowboarding event. Eminem is going to be there and serve mixes stuff all the time. And a bunch of bands. I can't remember all the bands. Some pretty good bands are going to be there. They're going to have a quarter pipe and a big take-off ramp and a bunch of crazy snowboarders. And Randy's going to be there and it's going to be at the Forum. Los Angeles Forum coming up this Saturday. So you don't want to miss out on that one. Starts at 4 o'clock and goes all the way to midnight. Randy's going to be doing a host of duties over there.

48:47 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage One of them I'm going to be singing soprano.

48:50 Adam Really? You never snowboarded, have you, Randy?

48:54 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, but I'm sure I would be great the first time if I ever tried.

48:58 Adam It's more dangerous than wrestling. I really think more people have been injured snowboarding. As a matter of fact, I know it. Someone gets their ass kicked snowboarding every time. Every time I see a guy in a forearm cast or holding his back, he always went out snowboarding. All right. What the hell are we doing here? Getting back to the phones. Michelle.

49:17 Caller Yes, hi there.

49:18 Adam You're 31.

49:18 Caller Yes, I am.

49:19 Adam Randy just dropped 45 Slim Jims off on my desk, and I'm putting them all on my butt.

49:26 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Without touching them.

49:27 Caller Oh, I love Slim Jims.

49:28 Adam You do?

49:28 Yeah.

49:30 Adam I like to dip them into a marshmallow sauce and eat them.

49:34 Caller Yeah, me too.

49:35 Drew All right, Michelle. What's up?

49:36 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I think we got a date.

49:38 Drew Yeah, go, Michelle.

49:39 Caller Okay. My question is for you, Dr. Drew. I wanted to know what your opinion was on rapid opiate detoxification.

49:46 Drew Are you on heroin?

49:48 Caller No, I went through it already.

49:50 Drew You went through it off heroin?

49:51 Caller Not heroin. I was taking other opiates.

49:53 Drew What were you taking?

49:55 Caller Oxycodone.

49:57 Drew All right, which is Percocet basically. Yeah. All right.

50:02 Adam How did you get onto that?

50:04 Caller Well, I'm a nurse.

50:06 Adam Oh, okay.

50:07 Drew All right, Michelle. First of all, you've got to go to nursing diversion. Are you in diversion?

50:12 Caller What does that mean?

50:13 Adam What's nursing diversion?

50:15 Drew Healthcare professionals have their own treatment programs for nurses, physicians, healthcare providers. You're really putting people in harm's way and yourself if you don't get involved in a structured program like diversion. If physicians and nurses that I referred to diversion do extremely well, those that don't essentially always relapse.

50:37 Adam What about our-

50:38 Drew High stress, thankless job you're in, and you're exposed to opiates all the time, you're going to use it again.

50:43 Adam You got to wear those goofy shoes too, which is enough to send you over the edge.

50:47 Drew The rapid detox, I have no problem with. I think it's a reasonable option for people on methadone because the withdrawal can be a couple of months long sometimes.

50:55 Adam What do they do? Is that where they knock you out basically?

50:57 Drew They put you under anesthesia and shock your system into a very rapid withdrawal. The problem is-

51:03 Adam How do they shock your system into it?

51:04 Drew They basically put you in a big doses of opiate blocking agents.

51:08 Adam Oh, really?

51:08 Drew Yeah.

51:08 Adam And so you're out for a couple of days?

51:11 Drew Well, you're out for several hours. But Michelle, back me up on this, you're out of it for many days afterwards, right?

51:19 Caller Yes, I was.

51:19 Drew And that's what people don't know about the rapid opiate detoxes. So I see them after they're through the acute hospitalization. I usually get them after that. And honest to God, the misery they go through for that week after the opiate withdrawal is no different than what they would have gone through, or not significantly different from what they would have gone through if they just let me withdraw them the usual way.

51:38 Caller You know what? That's exactly true because I did relapse. And I did go through a treatment program four years ago. And this time when I relapsed, I thought I didn't know what to do.

51:51 Drew Well, you just know you got to get in diversion, get serious. And you know, it's a disease of relapse and it's a chronic illness. But the proper treatment of your situation is nurse diversion.

52:02 Adam What's the worst part about being a nurse? What's the worst detail?

52:08 Drew Other than being around opiates.

52:09 Adam What's the worst gig? You know what I mean?

52:11 Caller Not getting paid enough.

52:13 Adam No, but that's not an answer. But what's the part that you hate the most about the job, the job itself?

52:20 Caller The worst part I hate is I work outpatient oncology. Oh, geez.

52:28 Adam What is that? Oh, boy. So it's seeing everyone die?

52:32 Caller No. Believe it or not, it's not that. It's probably the overwork understaffed.

52:40 Drew All right.

52:41 Adam Hold on.

52:42 Drew Which is, you don't know what that means, though.

52:44 Adam I know. But listen, I'm looking for a scoop and poop answer.

52:48 Drew I know you are.

52:48 Adam And I get a long windblown outpatient oncology. You know what?

52:51 That should tell you.

52:52 Adam Overworked understaffed answer.

52:54 Drew But that should show you.

52:54 Adam I want a good answer.

52:56 Drew How stressful it is now.

52:57 Adam That guy's catheter pulled out once and hit me in the eye.

53:00 Drew Take that ten times over the actual reality of not being able to have enough support to do your job. It's just very stressful.

53:07 Adam I know. But what the hell kind of answers that?

53:09 Drew I thought it was a good one.

53:10 Adam Oh, that's ridiculous. What line is she on?

53:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I lost my buzz.

53:14 Adam Yeah. Listen, have you ever stepped on a bedpan and hit you in the head like a snow shovel?

53:19 Caller No. But it did hit me in the leg and I did get PLO.

53:22 Adam All right. Now that's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for fecal matter in the ass.

53:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I feel better.

53:28 Adam Thank you. All right.

53:30 Caller My concern is I am going to meetings and I am going to a meeting every Monday night.

53:37 Drew Great.

53:38 Caller Professionals with doctors and nurses.

53:39 Drew Great.

53:40 Caller OK. And I have a sponsor and I'm doing everything the right way now.

53:44 Drew Great.

53:45 Caller OK. After this detox, I felt like crap. Yeah. And it was honestly it was not that much different.

53:52 Drew Are you still? Are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is important. Come on. Give me a second.

53:55 Adam She's going to meeting.

53:56 Drew Are you still on the track zone?

53:58 Caller Yes, I am.

53:59 Drew OK. That's why you feel like crap. But stay on it. You got to stay on it long term.

54:03 Adam All right.

54:03 Drew OK.

54:04 Caller Yes.

54:04 Adam All right. You still eating them Slim Jims?

54:06 Caller Sometimes.

54:07 Adam OK.

54:08 Drew You need to get back to more Slim Jim too.

54:10 Adam It's a great nurse. She's got hooked on opiates. She's down in Slim Jims. What kind of example is she to the medical community?

54:16 Drew What did I just tell you?

54:17 Adam Drew loves. Let me tell you something about Drew.

54:20 Drew Pragmatic.

54:20 Adam No, no. There's certain things that Drew likes. And because he likes them, he as a doctor has given them his seal of approval. One thing is meat. He is a meat eater. He loves some red meat. And the greasier, the better. He is into that.

54:35 Drew I'm into protein.

54:36 Adam He's into protein.

54:37 Drew And animal protein, I'm not averse to.

54:39 Adam Not averse to.

54:40 Drew And my thing is, these Slim Jims have sort of a bad rap. And I've always wondered why. Well, no.

54:44 Adam The Slim Jims have a bad rap because they're in the Jerky family. And Jerky has a bad rap.

54:48 Drew Why did Jerky have a bad rap?

54:49 Adam Because they named it Jerky.

54:51 Drew It's Turkey Jerky.

54:52 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm a double fester.

54:53 Adam You know you're asking for trouble when you name your product Jerky. You're asking for trouble. I have to call it like an Integra stick or something.

55:00 Drew I think Jerky would be sort of your sort of-

55:02 Adam Jerky.

55:03 Drew You know, your sort of cry for-

55:06 Adam I think Jerky is great. And Jerky is one of the oldest foods. It's what the Indians, Pemmican and stream water. And it dry meat out. It's what Eskimos eat. But on the other hand, look at Eskimos. And those are unattractive people.

55:22 Drew Anyway, it turns out this is perfect for the Atkins diet, which is not the healthiest diet in the world.

55:26 Adam But think about all the people that eat dried meat, though. It gives them those big puffy cheeks, you know? Indians and Eskimos. What is up with that, Drew? All right, let's keep moving here. That Slim Jim is very good.

55:37 Drew The colder the climates you live in, the more humans tend to tend towards spheres.

55:40 Adam Oh, they get a little fatter.

55:41 Drew They just get rounder, they get rounder.

55:43 Adam Right, in Africa, they're skinny.

55:44 Drew They're the longest.

55:44 Adam In Antarctica, they're big and fat.

55:46 Drew Round.

55:47 Adam Yeah, you freeze your ass off of it. Short, short round. Thank you. Adam?

55:52 Yeah?

55:52 Adam Same with the penis, Drew?

55:54 Caller Yeah.

55:55 Adam Adam, you're 16, what's up?

55:58 Caller Not much.

55:58 Adam All right, what's your question?

56:00 I've actually got two questions.

56:02 Caller Yeah. First one is, whenever I get around girls, like when I want to talk to them or something, I get like really nervous and I don't know what to say, I don't know what to do and I was hoping there was some way to overcome that.

56:16 Drew Well, there is true social phobia, okay?

56:20 Adam Yeah. He's just a squirrely 16-year-old guy.

56:23 Drew So let me just say, so practice is one way, is to put yourself in situations where you sort of desensitize to all this. But secondly, some people get a true social phobia and sometimes medication can be of help.

56:35 Adam You don't have that though, Adam.

56:36 Caller Well, I'm a really social guy. There you go.

56:39 Adam You're just a little freaked out around women. Yeah. Yeah. You're 16. That's what happens.

56:44 Caller Okay.

56:45 Adam That's fine.

56:46 Drew What's your second question?

56:47 Caller My second question is actually for Macho Man, Randy Savage.

56:50 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, give it to me. I'm liking it.

56:54 Caller What?

56:55 Adam Go, baby.

56:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I forgot what I said. It was too long ago.

56:59 Caller You're one of my heroes, man. I grew up on you watching you, Hulk Hogan, all the greats, Ultimate Warrior, and- And-

57:09 Adam Randy, Roddy Piper?

57:11 Caller Roddy Piper, of course.

57:12 Adam Sure. So what's up?

57:14 Caller It's something I've really seriously thought about getting into. And what I want to do is go to college and then find a wrestling school somewhere. And, you know, I was wondering if you could recommend anything for me or-

57:27 Drew He needs to work on his speech pattern first, though, don't you?

57:29 Adam Yeah, you got to be a pro wrestler.

57:30 You got to get a rap.

57:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Tell you what, two years up and down the road wrestling, you won't be worried about talking to girls.

57:36 Adam Yeah, this guy's going to be- he's going to be like, what are you going to do to him next week at the Pontiac Silverdome? Well-

57:45 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not sure.

57:47 Adam First, I may start with a figure four, perhaps?

57:52 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Maybe the missionary position.

57:53 Adam A little pile driver followed by the wheelbarrow? All right. Listen, why go to college if you're going to go to wrestling school? You go to wrestling school first, see how it works out, and then you go to college. If that doesn't work out-

58:04 Drew Complete your education first. Even Randy Savage would agree with that.

58:06 Adam Randy, you didn't go to wrestling school, did you? There's no such thing as wrestling school when you were coming up.

58:11 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Never heard of it, never did it. I'll never do it again.

58:13 Adam Would you have gone?

58:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sure.

58:15 Adam Really?

58:16 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, I want to get in everything. I mean, there's 25 hours in the day in there.

58:22 Adam Are there any big names in the sport right now who went to wrestling school?

58:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Goldberg.

58:28 Adam He did?

58:28 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes.

58:30 Adam That was a Jewish camp slash wrestling school that he went to. Camp Ness, Hesse Breconia. It's an Indian camp, too, Drew. Temple Bath, Rupture Splina. Temple Bath. Why is the bath at the end of every temple, Drew? You're half Jewish. You don't know that one? Okay. All right. Matt?

58:52 Yes, sir.

58:53 Adam You're 22. What's up?

58:55 Caller I seem to be just having a little bit of a jealousy problem lately with my fiancee, guy friend that she hangs out with. I end up getting into big arguments about situations. It's almost immediately that I realize what I'm doing. Then I know that I'm completely wrong. By that point, she's extremely pissed and she's already. This has happened probably five or six times in the last two months.

59:15 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just because you catch her in bed doesn't mean she's doing anything wrong with you.

59:19 Caller Oh, absolutely.

59:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Surely it's platonic.

59:22 Adam Are any of these guys, guys she used to date?

59:25 Caller A couple of them.

59:26 Adam Yeah.

59:27 Caller I've had a lot of cheating that's happened to me in the last two years.

59:30 Adam By her?

59:31 Caller No. No. No. That's with past relationships. And she's pissed off, of course, to the point that she almost broke up a couple of weeks ago. Now we're, we stayed together and she's like, basically said, listen, let's just see how it goes for the next couple of weeks and if it keeps going the same way it is, then I'm going to walk away. And you know, I honestly can't blame her for it. Because I know what I'm doing is wrong and it's like I realized immediately but it's like at the moment, I mean.

59:55 Adam Well, what are you doing exactly?

59:57 Caller Well, I mean, just like some background on it. I mean, I'm 6'3, 235. I'm a pretty big guy. And so whenever I get angry as opposed to somebody who's smaller, I guess I come across a little more intimidating.

1:00:09 Drew Are you taking any medications or anything that might make you more irritable?

1:00:12 Caller No, I'm oppositional to defiant disorder and attention deficit disorder.

1:00:16 Drew Oh, boy.

1:00:17 Adam What's he have?

1:00:17 Drew Antisocial.

1:00:19 Adam Uh-oh. I hate it when big guys are antisocial.

1:00:21 Caller The thing is, I'm very social. I get along with everybody. It's just my jealousy and my own paranoia with relationships.

1:00:29 Adam What was his? What was the first problem you had? What's it called?

1:00:32 Drew Oppositional Defiant.

1:00:34 Adam That's what? That's medical for like big pain in the ass. Basically. Oppositional Defiant. Yes. I have OD syndrome.

1:00:44 Drew You do, too.

1:00:45 Adam Oh, kiss up.

1:00:46 Drew True.

1:00:47 Adam Say hi to the mic.

1:00:49 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Stop fighting.

1:00:50 Adam Shut up, Drew. All right. Hey, Matt, are you working on the oppositional defined thing?

1:00:57 Caller You see, that's I would use. I started off on Ritalin when I was little. I got switched to Wellbutrin when I got older. Good. Then I was getting stomach aches and stuff like that with the Wellbutrin and the Ritalin.

1:01:08 Drew How about Clonidine?

1:01:09 Caller So I switched to Adderall.

1:01:12 Adam You don't like that one, Drew?

1:01:13 Drew That's another speed.

1:01:14 Caller Adderall is one that's actually worked for me pretty good. I mean, you know.

1:01:17 Drew Do you ever try Clonidine patches?

1:01:19 Caller Sir?

1:01:20 Drew You ever tried Clonidine patches or Clonidine? Catapress?

1:01:24 Caller No, I haven't tried any of that.

1:01:25 Adam All right. But this one, maybe you should think about Switch into another medication.

1:01:28 Drew Might make you more irritable, Adderall.

1:01:30 Caller Well, they tried to give me Zoloft for a while, and I took it for about a week. I was so nauseous that I didn't think about it.

1:01:35 Drew Again, Adderall will make you maybe less impulsive, but perhaps more irritable.

1:01:41 Adam What about counseling and that kind of stuff?

1:01:45 Caller Well, I mean, I've been to... I've been to... I've seen counselors before that my mother took me to when I was younger because of the ODD. I was very defiant.

1:01:55 Adam What about now as an adult, though?

1:01:56 Caller No, I haven't seen anybody.

1:01:58 Adam Why don't you see about getting back into it on behalf of your relationship? Drew, why are you shaking your head?

1:02:02 Drew Because this is really the realm of behavior therapy. He needs help containing this behavior.

1:02:08 Adam All right, so what should he do?

1:02:10 Caller You're absolutely right.

1:02:11 Drew Join the Marines.

1:02:12 Adam Oh, really?

1:02:14 Drew You know what I mean?

1:02:15 Adam He needs someone to break in.

1:02:16 Drew Matt, what are you doing?

1:02:17 Adam Let me guess. You work for an airline.

1:02:19 Caller Well, I'm drinking water right now. I'm in the medical school. I finished four years pre-med. And I'm doing sales right now to get some money to go to school.

1:02:28 Adam So you've finished four years of pre-med?

1:02:30 Caller Yes, I did.

1:02:31 Adam So you're a smart guy. And you know the community. I don't understand what's wrong with a little medication sprinkled in with some counseling. Maybe you and your fiance.

1:02:41 Drew He's doing the meds, but he needs some behavior, cognitive therapies or like boot camp, one or the other.

1:02:47 Adam Well, what does that mean? A guy has to kick him in the ass every time he raises his voice? What about him and his fiance getting some therapy and working on this problem? How the hell can that hurt, Drew?

1:02:59 Drew That can't hurt.

1:02:59 Adam Why am I trying to talk you into this? How dare you? How dare you?

1:03:03 Drew Because we usually sort of paint it all with the same brush as the interpersonal kind of thing.

1:03:08 Adam So nothing is going to help, Matt.

1:03:09 Drew No, no, no. I'm not saying that at all.

1:03:10 Adam Okay, Matt, you know what you're doing. Here's the good news, Matt. Let me tell you something.

1:03:15 Drew Okay.

1:03:15 Adam When I was 22, I was getting into fights, I was getting drunk, I was jealous. Now I sit home and lactate. You understand at 36? Nothing comes out of my penis. It all comes out of my nipples now.

1:03:27 Drew Nothing comes out of your penis because you drain it so regularly.

1:03:29 Adam This will wane with time.

1:03:31 Drew I'm not talking about you.

1:03:32 Adam You will lose some of this. You will lose some of the jealousy. That's true. You will lose the aggression. You will lose all of those things that make you a man and you will slowly become a woman as time marches on. I sit around in a comfortable pair of culottes and some aspergill and I walk around the house lactating now.

1:03:48 Drew An opposite of the fine does tend to burn out as they get older.

1:03:51 Adam Okay. But he doesn't want to screw up his girlfriend until then.

1:03:55 Drew Therapy is fine. They will give him some behavior.

1:03:59 Adam Macho Man, did you ever get classified as OD.? Oppositional Defiant? Is that what they call it, Drew?

1:04:06 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just, I just use handcuffs and that's it. You know, just have them all locked up and I don't have any problem with anybody cheating on me. Come back every four days and throw them a bone.

1:04:15 Drew I have all the things I was watching.

1:04:16 Adam No, you throw them a Slim Jim. Come on.

1:04:18 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

1:04:19 Adam Ed. Yeah. Ed, you're 24.

1:04:22 Caller Yep.

1:04:22 Adam What's up?

1:04:24 Caller I've got a question for Drew. 24, I'm not circumcised and I was inquiring to see if I should worry about it now, if I should worry about any medical issues later on in life.

1:04:37 Drew No, I would say no.

1:04:38 Adam You don't, with your uncircumcised means.

1:04:42 Drew Not unless you're having some problems now.

1:04:43 Caller No, I'm not. I mean, every once in a while I get an itch down there.

1:04:46 Drew Enjoy.

1:04:46 Adam It's fine.

1:04:48 Caller I do actually. All right.

1:04:49 Drew That's right.

1:04:50 Adam You're fine.

1:04:50 Caller But as far as sexual, I mean, well, I feel like a lot of people tell me I would enjoy sex a lot more if I'm circumcised.

1:04:58 Drew If you're circumcised. Well, really, the wrap of the foreskin preservation societies is that you should be enjoying it much more now with the foreskin.

1:05:09 Adam I haven't heard as much coming from their camp recently, but they used to talk about taping what's left of your foreskin down and getting it to stretch out and basically taking whatever skin you got and stretching it out.

1:05:21 Drew Over the head of your pain, like a turtleneck sweater.

1:05:23 Adam You'd tape it down with some medical tape or you'd hang a weight off it or something like that. Bizarre. People are weird, Drew. Let's face it. No kidding. Let's face it. JR?

1:05:35 Yes.

1:05:36 Adam You're 33.

1:05:38 Caller Yes. I got a question there for the Macho Man.

1:05:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, what's up, man?

1:05:42 Caller Macho Madness.

1:05:43 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah. Running wild.

1:05:45 Caller Yeah. I've been watching you for about probably 15 years. You're one of my favorites. I just want to know who was your toughest opponent in the ring? I'm guessing Ricky Steamboat.

1:05:56 Adam Oh, don't get him going. You got to let him give an honest answer.

1:05:59 Caller I will. And I also want to know whether a return to the WWF is imminent or not.

1:06:06 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Eminem?

1:06:08 Caller No, not imminent.

1:06:08 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Eminent.

1:06:09 Adam What about Ricky Steamboat? He was pretty tough. He's out of the game now, though, right?

1:06:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes, he is. I'll tell you, the toughest opponent ever had was Andre the Giant.

1:06:19 Adam Oh, really?

1:06:20 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, he didn't like me for some reason.

1:06:22 Adam Really?

1:06:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know how nice a guy I am, right?

1:06:24 Adam Yeah, you're sweet as sugar. And Andre, with the language barrier and the 550 pounds.

1:06:29 Drew Because he was so heavy or strong?

1:06:30 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, he was strong, heavy and all the above, and he just didn't like me.

1:06:34 Adam Really?

1:06:35 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage If he didn't like somebody, he didn't like them for life.

1:06:37 Adam Oh, wow.

1:06:38 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage To the grave.

1:06:38 Adam How did he decide?

1:06:39 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I have to put him over for that, though. That was pretty cool.

1:06:42 Adam How did he decide that he didn't like you?

1:06:44 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He just looked at me and says to somebody else's, Macho Man, I don't like him for whatever reason. That's the way it was.

1:06:54 Adam That means it's time to run.

1:06:55 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's hard to run when he's got your hair.

1:06:57 Adam What did he, he went about what, like 7'1, 7'2, and about 5'50.

1:07:03 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage 5'50, 7'2, right.

1:07:06 Adam He was a beast. He just ate whole chicken farms and stuff.

1:07:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Drink a couple of cases of beer.

1:07:13 Adam Oh yeah.

1:07:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage A couple bottles of wine.

1:07:15 Adam Well, he was a French guy, so he would drink.

1:07:16 Drew Oh, he was French? I thought he was Russian or something.

1:07:18 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Very sociable.

1:07:19 Adam No, he was like raised in the French countryside. He would drink like two cases of wine with his meal and stuff. It was crazy.

1:07:29 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage As an appetizer.

1:07:30 Adam He was an alcoholic though, right?

1:07:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I will never say anything bad about him, even though he's not with us anymore. Because he may come back with his hand out of the grave and just snatch me right now.

1:07:39 Adam He liked a little drink.

1:07:40 Drew There's your movie plot.

1:07:41 Andre Returns.

1:07:43 Adam Andre Returns of Andre the Giant.

1:07:45 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And he gets me again.

1:07:46 Adam He's angry. We buried him in that piano crate. And he's P.O.ed now.

1:07:52 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yet it's not over.

1:07:54 Adam Oh man, can you imagine a breath on Andre?

1:07:56 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It was horrible.

1:07:58 Adam I could imagine. First, A, French. So he's got that going for him. B, Giant. Giants always smell. You know, when's the last time you heard about a jockey smelling or a flyweight fighter? You know, Giants smell because it's like five people where one person should be. So they have like five. His armpit was as big as two frisbees.

1:08:16 Drew It starts at five hobo.

1:08:17 Adam Yeah, five hobo power. That's our...

1:08:19 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Especially in a contained place like an airplane or something like that.

1:08:22 Drew Oh, how would he sit in a plane?

1:08:24 Adam Oh no, he had to sit in the aisle.

1:08:26 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Two seats, man.

1:08:27 Adam He had to either get two seats or just sit.

1:08:29 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Take that armrest out, man.

1:08:30 Adam Yeah. What's that? Well, this is back, you know, they didn't have all this FAA regulations. Who are you going to tell, Andre, to put his tray up?

1:08:38 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That was the problem. Nobody told him what to do.

1:08:41 Adam So this guy goes out and he does a little boozing all night. And then you know how you smell the next day?

1:08:47 Drew Oh yeah, the acetones.

1:08:48 Adam Get a big wrestling match the next day. Now he's in his unitard and he's giving you a bear hug. Oh, that had to be bad news.

1:08:54 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And he saved his money. He didn't spend money on weird things.

1:08:58 Drew Did he become-

1:08:58 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Privilege things like brushing his teeth or anything like that, you know? He saved his money.

1:09:01 Adam He didn't squander on toothpaste and deodorant and talcum powder.

1:09:04 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No toilet paper, no nothing.

1:09:05 Adam Oh my god.

1:09:05 Drew Oh my god.

1:09:07 Adam Andre.

1:09:07 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He was strong.

1:09:09 Adam Yeah. He must have had a funk. I'll tell you, George Clinton, speaking of funk, the king of funk, he is the funkiest smelling cat I've ever smelled. And I'd like to put him and Andre up against each other and some sort of-

1:09:22 Drew And you had a good day.

1:09:23 Adam Some sort of tag team. Oh, how dare you. Oh, you're talking about gas.

1:09:27 Drew Yeah.

1:09:27 Adam Oh, that's different. Yeah, I drew a little taste of what I had. That would be my name if I was a wrestler.

1:09:34 Drew Gasso?

1:09:35 Adam I'd be like-

1:09:36 Drew Corolla the gasso?

1:09:37 Adam I'd be like, Senor Gasso or something, you know, some sort of with a little Mexican flag. All right. I'm going to talk to the Macho Man, Randy Savage, about Ricky Steamboat during the break. And we'll be back after this. Hello.

1:09:54 This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:10:22 Adam Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Randy, the Macho Man Savage, is our guest tonight.

1:10:32 Drew We just heard a tape of basically a feral child interacting with a bank employee. And you know what? As compared to one of our callers, about a year ago, it was about equivalent and maybe even charming.

1:10:44 Adam Yeah, not as dumb as some of our callers. Thanks for bringing that up there, by the way, Drew. Randy can be seen and heard at the ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event, which is coming up at the Fabulous Forum this Saturday, 4 o'clock. Tickets at the door, right? I just said that. I'm sure you could buy them at the door.

1:11:04 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'll be scalping outside.

1:11:05 Adam And Randy's going to be in there doing he knows not what, but I'm sure they're paying him some money to show up, and he's going to dutifully show up and do his job over there.

1:11:14 Drew And throw Slim Jims at the crowd.

1:11:15 Adam Throw Slim Jims at the crowd. That is right. Oh, that is a good gig. That Slim Jim gig. How many? Oh, now you're in. We're on strike, right? We can't do commercials. You can't do any Slim Jim commercials for a while, right?

1:11:28 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Is that right? I'll cross the picket line. What's the deal? No, no, no, no, I can't do that.

1:11:32 Adam You can't do that. Yeah. Drew, you know what I'm talking about?

1:11:35 Drew I do. And I was I was actually thinking of a defense for those sag folk that you were attacking so viciously.

1:11:40 Adam Oh, other than their bunch of pussies?

1:11:42 Drew Yeah.

1:11:43 Adam Yeah.

1:11:44 Drew In terms of the way.

1:11:45 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not all of us.

1:11:47 Adam Oh, no, not not Randy.

1:11:48 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you.

1:11:49 Adam Dear Lord, no, not Randy. What do you want to know?

1:11:52 Drew I forgot it now.

1:11:52 Adam Listen, I've run into a handful of actors since I made a couple of statements on the Killborn show a couple months ago about how I could give a rat's ass about this strike. And I've run into a few actors. And let me tell you something, these are horrible people, these actors. They're a bunch of wounded narcissists. That's all they are, just a bunch of babies. Kiss my ass. And let me tell you something about you actors out there. None of you act. So what are you worried about? This strike is the best thing that happened to 99% of you. You now have an official excuse for not working. Believe me, when the strike's over, you think you're going back to work? What percentage of SAG Union members actually work? Make their living as actors? Under 10%? So what all are you whining about? It's not the 8% we're hearing from, it's the 92% who aren't working anyway. I mean, do the math. Seriously. How many, what percentage of SAG actors make their living? SAG members make their living from acting.

1:12:53 Drew Doesn't it make sense also though that they would also need the biggest bang when they get some work?

1:12:58 Adam Listen, acting is not a job. Go to work if you want money. Work if you want money. Do you hear that word? Work. Go to work. Go to a place where you get 100 bucks a day, not 522 dollars a day for standing around and eating. And don't come whining when you don't get paid and get fed and you get your meal penalties and your golden time. Nonsense. Go to work. Go to work. Acting isn't a job.

1:13:22 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm convinced. There's my size card on the table. I'm out.

1:13:25 Adam Thank you. Wrestle for a living. Get a real job.

1:13:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right. Something you can fall back on.

1:13:30 Adam That's right. Something practical like wrestling.

1:13:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Save the world. Wrestle.

1:13:33 Adam Something realistic like wrestling instead of these pipe dreams. None of you act anyway. And that's why I'm getting so much crap from you guys because it's all big defense mechanism. None of you are working. You're insecure and you suck and you know it. Jane?

1:13:47 Caller Yeah.

1:13:48 Adam You're 24.

1:13:49 Caller Yes, I am.

1:13:50 Adam Please.

1:13:50 Drew We talked to Jane earlier but her phone starts rolling on us.

1:13:53 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, so your dad came by.

1:13:55 Drew You had the cool relationship with the cool dad.

1:13:57 Caller Right. Right.

1:13:58 Drew Not so cool.

1:14:00 Adam If you weren't my daughter, I'd give you a good Saxon. Was that his line?

1:14:05 Drew What did he precisely did he say?

1:14:07 Caller I don't think I can use the word on the radio.

1:14:12 Adam Anderson is.

1:14:13 Drew Well, can we.

1:14:14 Caller He said, if we weren't related, I would, your brain's out.

1:14:19 Drew Okay. That's a nice father daughter. Might like a Massingale commercial.

1:14:25 Adam I remember when I had that conversation with my dad. We were drinking a bud sitting out on the porch. We just got done framing a rumpus room. He wiped the sweat from his brow and told me if I wasn't his son, he'd F the S out of me.

1:14:41 Drew Can't you see the commercial with the daisies and the woman walking along the beach?

1:14:45 Adam Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, one day, God willing, your husband will have that conversation with your daughter. So what is this guy now?

1:14:54 Drew Think about it that way, Jane. Think about it like that.

1:14:56 Adam Is this guy an alcoholic?

1:14:58 Caller No, he's clean and sober nowadays.

1:15:01 Drew Maybe he's not.

1:15:03 Adam You sure he wasn't drunk?

1:15:04 Drew What was his drug of choice?

1:15:06 Caller He did a lot of drugs. He disappeared when I was about eight and he did his share of everything in that period of time of sex and like heroin. But you know, a lot of meth, a lot of crack, a lot of-

1:15:17 Drew How long has he been sober?

1:15:18 Caller Like six years.

1:15:20 Drew You wonder if he's out again.

1:15:21 Caller He's not even drinking. As far as he says, he takes some pain pills.

1:15:26 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa. There you go. There you go. He's out again.

1:15:30 Adam What is he on? Disability?

1:15:32 Caller No, no, he works.

1:15:33 Drew Jane, he's out again. He's using again.

1:15:35 Adam What branch of the construction field is he in?

1:15:40 Caller He works on airplanes.

1:15:41 Adam Oh, is it mechanics?

1:15:42 Drew Very reassuring. Very reassuring.

1:15:45 Adam Let's hope he's the guy who vacuums them.

1:15:47 Drew No, he's the guy that when the captain has a little problem, they're going to just can't push away from the gate yet. The guy that rushes in with the big blueprints.

1:15:54 Adam Hey.

1:15:55 Drew Very reassuring.

1:15:56 Adam Hey, Jane. Yeah. This guy's a horrible individual.

1:15:59 Drew No, no, no, no, no. He's an addict who's using again.

1:16:02 Adam All right. Whatever.

1:16:03 Drew And he's behaving like an addict. No. Listen, do you have any contact with his sponsor?

1:16:07 Adam No. He doesn't even have a sponsor.

1:16:10 Caller No, probably not. He quit on his own.

1:16:13 Drew Oh, forget it. Yeah, he didn't quit.

1:16:14 Adam Hey, Jane, do you have any kids?

1:16:16 Caller Yeah, I have two little girls.

1:16:17 Drew Keep them away from him. Keep them the hell away from him.

1:16:19 Caller No, this is why I'm calling you guys. Is this like, is it this, is this, I don't know.

1:16:24 Drew He's on opiates. He's an addict. He's using. No telling. Addicts lie and addicts behave in very strange and potentially dangerous ways.

1:16:32 Adam What about, what about your, what about the father of your children? I was going to use the word husband, but are you guys married?

1:16:40 Caller The first one, the first one, I was married to her father.

1:16:44 Adam Oh, I see. So that's OK.

1:16:45 Caller And now we're divorced and the other one has a different dad and we don't talk.

1:16:50 Drew Those two men were both alcoholics or addicts themselves?

1:16:53 Caller Yeah.

1:16:53 Drew Oh, magic.

1:16:54 Adam How did I know that? Shocking, shocking. What a revelation. OK. Hey, Jane, Jane.

1:16:59 Caller Not the first relative that are done. Like, am I bringing this on myself?

1:17:03 Adam No, no, no. Listen, baby.

1:17:05 Drew You've been raised in a raccoon cage.

1:17:07 Adam All right. Here's what you're doing, Jane. Listen to me.

1:17:10 Caller Tell me.

1:17:11 Adam OK. First off, you didn't bring any of this on yourself. No. But here's what you are doing. You're bringing it on your kids. Yeah. Do you understand? So what do I do?

1:17:18 Caller I just never talk to my dad?

1:17:20 Drew Yes.

1:17:21 Adam Keep him away.

1:17:22 Drew Not unless he's in recovery.

1:17:23 Adam He's way out of line.

1:17:24 Drew Yeah, he shouldn't.

1:17:25 Caller I don't understand.

1:17:26 Caller He left when I was eight. I had like ten years he was gone.

1:17:30 Adam I know. What do you owe him? You should be angry with him.

1:17:33 Caller I am angry.

1:17:34 Adam My dad didn't show up at a Pop Warner football game. I haven't forgiven him.

1:17:38 Drew Jane, you've got to promise me you're going to go to Al-Anon. Go to Al-Anon. Get a sponsor. Then with your sponsor, you'll make decisions on how to deal with your dad, OK? Don't make these decisions on your own. You understand me? You're going to make bad decisions. And it's going to screw up your kids.

1:17:53 Adam Can you have your tubes tied too, please?

1:17:57 Caller I've done that. Oh, you have? Yes, I have.

1:17:59 Drew There you go, Jane. Way to go.

1:18:01 Adam I'm going to send you out a Loveline windbreaker and a slim jim. You understand? Fantastic, baby.

1:18:08 Drew Go to Al-Anon, get a sponsor, please. As God as my witness.

1:18:11 Adam Oh, OK. Here's what I'm saying. This is a mommy. Do you understand? There's two little girls that look at her as the Messiah, the God. This is it. And this is mommy. You want to know why this country is heading into the gutter? These people are having kids.

1:18:29 Drew Lots of them.

1:18:29 Adam Lots of them.

1:18:31 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Litters, litters.

1:18:32 Adam Litters of kids. Oh, my God. All right. This is mommy, everybody. Do you see how confused, how scared, how broken she was?

1:18:41 Drew Think about the genetic diversity, though.

1:18:43 Adam And think about the two guys who are daddy. Think about the two guys who are daddy to her two daughters, and then think about her dad. Much difference? You think there's any difference between those two sons of bitches who knocked her up, and her dad?

1:18:56 Drew And left, and come back ten years later.

1:18:58 Adam Right.

1:18:59 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Call me crazy, but I still think I can help her.

1:19:02 Adam Do you?

1:19:02 Drew Go, Randy, go.

1:19:04 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah.

1:19:07 Adam What's the number? Randy perked up when he heard her tubes were tied.

1:19:11 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah. We can practice.

1:19:14 Adam Trisha?

1:19:15 Caller Yes?

1:19:15 Adam You're 23?

1:19:17 Caller 22.

1:19:18 Adam Sorry, baby. What's up?

1:19:20 Caller I started dating somebody much older from my work, and we went out a few times, about five times, and we both agreed to keep it quiet at work. But we went out in public. I mean, people saw us.

1:19:32 Drew Was he in a position of authority or you're superior?

1:19:35 Caller He would be a superior, yeah.

1:19:37 Drew Not good, huh?

1:19:38 Adam No, please.

1:19:39 Caller Sort of a superior.

1:19:40 Drew What does that mean?

1:19:43 Caller We work in the healthcare field.

1:19:45 Drew Keep going.

1:19:46 Adam Oh, I see.

1:19:47 Drew Yeah. That explains it.

1:19:49 Adam So he's C. Everett Coop and you're a candy striper.

1:19:52 Caller Not a candy striper, a little bit above a candy striper.

1:19:54 Drew Trisha, please. What is the situation? Wait, what is the situation? What does he do? What do you do?

1:19:59 Caller So we went out.

1:20:00 Drew Hey, what does he do? What do you do? The finger is over your phone line here. Adam's about to hang up on you.

1:20:06 Caller He's an MD and I'm a nurse.

1:20:08 Drew Okay. You work in the same unit?

1:20:10 Caller Yes.

1:20:12 Drew He's not employed by the same people?

1:20:14 Caller No.

1:20:15 Drew Okay. So he's not your superior, just your coworkers?

1:20:18 Caller Yeah, he's a coworker.

1:20:18 Drew Okay. All right.

1:20:19 Adam Listen, let me tell you some about why guys become doctors, besides the perks of getting the prescription meds. It's to bang nurses. Understand that? I mean, of course. So now, what do you mean you two went out in public? Who's going to wreck it? Isn't that the nurse from St. Joseph's over there, with the head of pediatrics?

1:20:40 Caller It's like a real small town.

1:20:41 Adam You guys live in Mayberry?

1:20:42 Drew Well, here's the question. Is he married? Does he have a family?

1:20:46 Caller No, no. He's divorced.

1:20:48 Adam All right. So you wanted to keep it on the QT, and what did he do?

1:20:51 Caller Yeah. So we went out a few times. And well, the last time we went out, I ended up staying the night at his house, and we got intimate. We didn't have sex or anything. And so the next morning, I was going to leave because he was playing a barbecue with some of his colleagues, and I thought, oh, he probably won't want them to know I'm here. But he said, no, no, stay. So I stayed, and we had a barbecue with the colleagues. And then after the colleagues left, I was going to leave. And he's like, no, we'll have dinner together and whatever, watch a movie. And so we started watching a movie, and then it was the whole weekend. And one of my family members called my place of work just worried because they hadn't heard from me. I was supposed to meet them for a party, and I didn't go. And so those colleagues from work called another colleague who I'm really close friends with, and she knew where I was. And so she called.

1:21:39 Adam I'm waiting for her to go. And they found my body in the trunk of his car.

1:21:43 Drew Tune in tomorrow.

1:21:44 Adam She's like, she's narrating her own abduction and death. Jesus Christ. All right, Trisha, come on, baby.

1:21:50 Caller He got kind of weird because he called his house. And then after that, the other colleagues called his house right after. And then he just went, he got PO'd.

1:21:57 Drew At who?

1:21:58 Caller At me. And he said, are you giving my number out to everyone? Are you telling everyone? And he said, I think it's best if you leave. And he showed me to the door. But then he tried to carry my stuff out to the car. And then I asked him, do you want to stop seeing each other? Just tell me now. And that's fine. But then he said, no, we'll probably see each other in the future. And so I drove off and it's been a week and he's, he would call me and stuff at home and he hasn't called.

1:22:21 I don't know how to.

1:22:22 Drew How old is he?

1:22:23 Adam Listen, we don't care that much. What is the question?

1:22:27 Caller I just, I don't know if I should just forget about him and then how also should I act at work because I see him all the time.

1:22:33 Drew How old is he?

1:22:35 Caller Oh, he's much older, about three decades.

1:22:37 Drew Three decades. You're 24, he's 54?

1:22:41 Caller I'm 22.

1:22:42 Adam So he's 52.

1:22:44 Caller But he doesn't look it.

1:22:45 Adam No.

1:22:45 Drew But he is.

1:22:46 Caller We get along really well. We did.

1:22:48 Adam All right.

1:22:48 Drew Well, you don't.

1:22:49 Caller Yeah.

1:22:50 Adam Okay. Well, let me make a few observations here. All nurses are crazy. That's the number one. So you're a little bit nutty, right? I do say so. A little bit. Yeah, I'm getting that. I don't know why. All nurses are nuts. They're all nuts.

1:23:03 Drew Well, you got it. They're all caretakers.

1:23:05 Adam Okay. Number two, most doctors are a-holes. So now you got a nut job in a-hole.

1:23:11 Drew Asshole.

1:23:11 Adam I agree with that. Okay. So you're a woman. This guy, I don't know what his trip is, but your job is to just go about your work, be professional.

1:23:21 Drew Yeah.

1:23:21 Adam The balls is in his core.

1:23:23 Drew What about your 22?

1:23:24 Adam Come on, you're not in the same place in your life. If you're 22, you can go do whatever you want with your life. If he's in to you, he'll call.

1:23:30 Drew Don't focus on this guy.

1:23:31 Caller So don't call him.

1:23:32 Adam No, don't call. Just work, play it cool, do your job and let time pass. If he's in to you, he'll let you know.

1:23:40 Caller Okay.

1:23:40 Adam All right there, Trisha. Try not to be so nutty.

1:23:44 All right.

1:23:45 Adam She's nutty. All nurses are nuts. Jacob?

1:23:47 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:23:48 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:23:50 Caller Yeah, I got a question for, actually, two questions for Macho Man.

1:23:53 Adam Here he is.

1:23:55 Caller The first one is, out of all your matches, what was your favorite match out of all of them?

1:24:02 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Very good question. Silver Dome, WrestleMania III, Rugged the Dragon, Steamboat.

1:24:06 Caller Oh, really?

1:24:07 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go. Yeah.

1:24:09 Caller And also, I got another question for you, and that is, out of all the wrestlers today, which one do you think has the best potential, the most potential, all that stuff?

1:24:19 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Potential or superstar?

1:24:21 Caller Like, best superstar out there.

1:24:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, it's got to be The Rock with WWF.

1:24:24 Caller Really?

1:24:25 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He's leading the pack right now.

1:24:26 Caller Yeah, that's awesome.

1:24:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's all market value.

1:24:28 Adam And who's the big up-and-comer? Who are the couple of guys you think are going to make a mark in the next few years?

1:24:33 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There's one guy that's just incredible. Just watch for him to explode under the scene. Macho Man, Randy Savage. I don't know if you've ever heard of him.

1:24:39 Adam Name doesn't ring a bell, but keep an eye on him.

1:24:42 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You will.

1:24:43 Adam All right.

1:24:43 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He's dating a nurse.

1:24:44 Adam We're going to take...

1:24:46 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He's the head cashew.

1:24:47 Adam We'll take a little break.

1:24:48 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Call him nuts. Call him crazy, but he's the head cashew.

1:24:50 Adam I'm going to snap into one of these slim gyms. Doctor's orders, right, Drew?

1:24:53 Drew Yeah, for me.

1:24:53 Adam We'll be back after this.

1:24:57 Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

1:25:36 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Randy, the Macho Man Savage is our guest tonight. You can find him over at the ACG Indoor Snowboarding Event, which is at the Fabulous Forum this Saturday, four o'clock. Tickets at the door. I just snapped in one of them slim gyms.

1:25:54 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Feel better, don't you?

1:25:55 Adam I feel pretty good about myself. Yeah, it's good eating.

1:25:59 Drew I just heard some of your medium-sized arteries snapping shut. No, I'm a believer in slim gyms, yeah.

1:26:05 Adam Let me tell you something.

1:26:06 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You don't want to live too long though, you know what I mean?

1:26:07 Adam More protein.

1:26:08 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's a quality thing.

1:26:09 Adam Less carbohydrates.

1:26:10 Drew Ask Andre.

1:26:12 Adam Well, listen, he was still growing when he died. I think he died like 44, 46, something like that. He just kept growing though, right?

1:26:21 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I guess. I don't know, man. He was just out of control.

1:26:24 Adam Yeah, he just kept growing. His hair kept growing too. Did you see his hair? This is what my hair looked like in 1978. Remember Andre's hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:26:34 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He had the fro that made him look eight feet three. Hey, how are you doing? Look at your hair.

1:26:39 Drew True gigantism.

1:26:40 Adam Yeah.

1:26:40 Drew That's what that's called.

1:26:41 Adam Yeah.

1:26:42 Oh, no.

1:26:42 Adam It was no gimmick. He was a giant. Jonathan?

1:26:47 Yes?

1:26:47 Adam You're 25?

1:26:48 Caller Yes, I am.

1:26:49 Adam What's up?

1:26:50 Caller I have a question for Macho Man, Randy Savage.

1:26:53 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Dr. Macho Man now.

1:26:56 Caller Macho Man.

1:26:57 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes?

1:26:57 Caller Who was your inspiration to get started in wrestling? And the other question is, what do you think of WCW as how it's going now with the new blood and stuff like that?

1:27:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, WCW is in the sink with Adam. Not doing too good. I mean, as far as ratings mean anything, you know what I mean? That's just a real deal right there.

1:27:22 Adam They're in the sink with my urine?

1:27:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah.

1:27:23 Adam Wow.

1:27:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what I mean?

1:27:24 Adam That's rough.

1:27:25 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Maybe not that good.

1:27:26 Adam Really?

1:27:26 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You're right.

1:27:27 Adam I didn't know that. And then what about who were some of the guys you watch?

1:27:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers. Anybody hear of him?

1:27:34 Adam Well, there was like 1,500 Nature Boys.

1:27:37 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what? You're right about that. I withdraw the question.

1:27:39 Adam It wouldn't work anymore. You know what I mean? I mean, what if some other guys are going Macho Man? There's like, you know, 14 Macho Man and 14 Hulk, you know? Every third guy was a Nature Boy. And then the other one was the Mauler. There's a lot of Maulers. And there's all those guys in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. That's what they went with. Nature Boy, to me, sounds like a guy who's wearing like a towel out in the woods.

1:28:05 Drew A diaper?

1:28:05 Adam Yeah, it doesn't... I wouldn't be scared of a guy. I'd say, Nature Boy, I'd probably put a good ass kicking on him. Smack him with like a ivy vine or something.

1:28:13 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, Nature Boy.

1:28:14 Adam Oh, Nature Boy.

1:28:15 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I was young at the time and I was very impressionable.

1:28:18 Adam I see. So, Nature Boy and who else? Any other guys?

1:28:21 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, that's about it. I'm not going to throw any more names out there.

1:28:24 Drew You just...

1:28:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I don't feel real good about myself right now.

1:28:28 Adam What are some of the best, what are the top three or four wrestling names? What do you like? I mean, Rowdy Roddy Piper is a great one.

1:28:36 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, absolutely.

1:28:37 Adam A guy wore a kilt and I mean, that's a great name. And I forgot about Steamboat because I like Steamboat because it's one you would have never thought of.

1:28:46 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage How about Jimmy Superfly Snooka?

1:28:48 Adam Snooka, yeah, he was great.

1:28:49 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage From the top of the cage.

1:28:50 Adam Oh, he would get up on the top of that turnbuckle, drew, he'd face the audience, he'd do a backflip. I mean, that guy was a real athlete.

1:28:58 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I try to do that on my bedpost every once in a while.

1:29:00 Adam Yeah, he was like a gymnast, that guy. How tall was he? Was he a short guy?

1:29:06 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He was just normal size, like a 6'3'er.

1:29:08 Adam Geez, that's tall for the kind of acrobatic moves he was doing. I mean, most gymnasts are like 5'5, 5'6.

1:29:15 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He was ahead of his time.

1:29:16 Adam This guy would literally get 10, 12 feet of air coming off the back, and he would do it where he faced the audience and come over with his feet over his head and land on some, jeez, I don't know if he always landed quite right. I mean, how do you just lie there and wait for him to land on you?

1:29:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Everybody's got a twitch that lands like that. I mean, it's barely noticeable though, Doc.

1:29:36 Adam Did he ever land on you? Did you wrestle with him?

1:29:38 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, I moved.

1:29:40 Adam Smart. Mike?

1:29:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I think I moved.

1:29:42 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:29:44 Caller Yeah, so this chick came into town out of nowhere, right? And I started hooking up with her. You know, we started boning. And then...

1:29:52 Adam Hold on. Let me grab a pen and pencil here. Chick came into town out of nowhere.

1:29:56 Drew Romantic tale.

1:29:57 Adam Started bowing, boning.

1:29:59 Caller I'm really too romantic, right?

1:30:02 Adam You write greeting cards or what do you do for them?

1:30:04 Drew It's a Julia Roberts film.

1:30:05 Caller Alright, check it out. So, I come to find out she splits town, right? And one of her friends tells me that she made out here that she's got the happiest, right?

1:30:16 Adam Right.

1:30:16 Caller So, like, you know, I haven't seen any physical signs of this or, you know, felt anything uncomfortable.

1:30:21 Drew Well, you probably don't have it then. You're locked out.

1:30:23 Adam How long ago did this happen?

1:30:25 Caller Oh, I don't know. Probably like a couple weeks was the last time, you know, next time we're a condom. Yeah. No, we didn't.

1:30:31 Drew Next time we're a condom. You learn a lesson.

1:30:34 Caller Yeah. You don't think I got that?

1:30:36 Adam No.

1:30:36 Caller What I know by now.

1:30:37 Drew You would usually within two weeks. Yeah, you would.

1:30:40 Adam He's talking about herpes. What we used to call herpes, the halfies. I think we dropped that. I think we get back to it because herpes is such a so stigmatized. All right.

1:30:49 Caller Hey, Mike, identify the burns.

1:30:52 Drew Anything that burns or hurts on your on your Johnson. Is herpes still proven otherwise?

1:30:57 Adam All right. Get back to work, Mike.

1:31:00 Drew Don't smoke too much pot.

1:31:01 Caller Jesus Christ.

1:31:03 Drew Ask him how much of a pot he's got.

1:31:04 Adam Really?

1:31:05 Drew All right.

1:31:06 Adam Hey, Mike. Mike, do you hang up?

1:31:09 Drew Yeah.

1:31:09 Adam All right. He tripped over his balls.

1:31:11 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's what I was going to say.

1:31:13 Adam James?

1:31:13 Caller Yeah, what's going on, dude?

1:31:14 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:31:16 Caller All right. I got two quick questions for you.

1:31:18 Caller Right. All right.

1:31:20 Caller When I'm done having sex or I masturbate, I always have to urinate. Is that normal or weird or what?

1:31:26 Drew It's a prostate inflammation that usually causes that.

1:31:28 Adam No, guys are set up that way.

1:31:30 Drew But some guys get real urgency after this.

1:31:32 Adam Let me explain why you have to pee when you're done having sex. You would have taken a leak earlier except for you're making out for the last hour and a half and drinking. You don't know it. But here's what happens. This is not a coincidence. You go out on a date. First off, the last thing you want to do when you're on a date is hit the bathroom, number one or number two, especially once you make it back to the pad. If you get that lucky, you know what I mean? At the restaurant, you say, I got to use the restroom. We go use the restroom. But when you're sitting in your one-bedroom apartment, she's sitting on the sofa. The last thing she wants to hear you doing is pinching a loaf in there or whizzing on the side. You know when you whizz on the side of the bowl so you think it doesn't make any noise, and then you just hear nothing and then the toilet flush, they know what you're doing. You're just not man enough to pee in the water.

1:32:16 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, my problem's cured.

1:32:19 Adam But what it goes on is you go out, you have a couple of cocktails, you make it back to the house, you had to pee two hours ago, you just are holding it in. Now you start making out, you get an erection, you'll be goddamn if you're getting up at that point, you can barely walk, and you end up having sex. But as soon as you're done, you snap back into reality. And what is that? I got to get something to eat, and I got to take a leak, and I got to watch some TV, and where's the TV? Yeah, you get all your priorities back.

1:32:44 Drew You're right. Once the erection's in, you can't pee.

1:32:47 Adam Right. And furthermore, once you start making out, you ain't going anywhere until you're done.

1:32:52 Drew You're in the zone.

1:32:53 Caller Close the deal, man.

1:32:54 Adam Yeah, it's like saying, why do I have to pee every time I take a long car ride? Well, you would have peed an hour ago where you're not in the car.

1:33:02 Drew And it irritates your prostate, too.

1:33:04 Adam Randy, ever fill up like a Gatorade bottle or something when you're on the road and you don't want to pull over?

1:33:10 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage How about a few of them?

1:33:11 Adam Oh, really?

1:33:12 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, because I'm still late for my trip, man. I had that thing going on, 120, 130, man. You know the deal. Oh, you're talking about, no, I was going to fill it up with something else.

1:33:21 Adam Oh, you're doing it. Oh, Jesus Christ.

1:33:23 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sexual Olympics, getting ready. As soon as they make it an event, I'm ready to represent my country.

1:33:30 Adam Because I'm practicing. Oh.

1:33:32 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you.

1:33:33 Adam We are going to take ourselves a break. We'll be back with Randy the Macho Man Savage after this.

1:33:38 Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:34:19 Adam It's Loveline, and that is about it. I want to thank Randy, the Macho Man Savage for coming in here tonight.

1:34:27 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage When do we go on the air?

1:34:31 Adam I know we don't act like we've been doing it, but it's been a quick two hours, hasn't it?

1:34:35 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I thought we'd just been rapping.

1:34:37 Adam That is good.

1:34:38 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I had a lot to say.

1:34:39 Adam That's the way it's supposed to be. You said a lot.

1:34:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Did I really?

1:34:41 Adam Yeah.

1:34:41 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I don't remember.

1:34:43 Adam You can find Randy over the Great Western Forum, as they used to call it. And that is coming up this Saturday for the ACG snowboarding event. That starts at four. Tickets at the door. See Randy there and snap into a slim gym, everybody.

1:34:58 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Maybe the missionary position.

1:35:00 Adam I want to thank Anderson for doing a great job on the board all week. And of course, producer Anne for doing a great job producing and Danielle for doing a great job on the phones and the coffee and everything else around here. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla with Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:35:14 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I just was on the sidelines getting a penal implant reduction and waiting for the stitches to come out.

1:35:22 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Anne Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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