Episode 1000754887388

2:57 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

3:09 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 3108-54-4455. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Frank and Steph are both here from the Deftones. The White Pony is the name of the latest CD I have in my hand. We have not... I've tried to figure out one of my greatest pastimes on this show is trying to figure out when guests were in last. And we've decided it's been well over a year since the Deftones were in here. But as producer Ann said, they're blowing up. And that's a good thing.

3:47 The Deftones I was here almost three years ago, but Chino was here last year by himself.

3:52 Adam Right. Okay. It's all coming back to me. The Deftones are, I hear, winding up their current tour and then going to head off to Europe. And I imagine they've been to Europe before.

4:05 Oh, yes.

4:08 Adam And I never can figure this out, and especially Asia. We have a lot of bands in here and they're going to like Korea. And I'm always curious, are they listening? Are you going over there to introduce yourself to them? Are you selling millions of records over there and they're they're begging for you to come over there? Or how does it, or do they just want to see American Rock? Do you know what I mean? Are there a lot of Deftone fans in Europe? Did they ask you to come out to Europe? Or are you going there to expose them to the Deftones?

4:39 The Deftones Well, we're always trying to expose them to us, but there's a lot of fans around the world, though. I mean, outside of Europe, too. So, we definitely sell out everywhere we play over there.

4:50 Adam And what kind of venues do you play, like when you go to Europe? What parts of Europe are you going to, do you know?

4:55 The Deftones Pretty much Western Europe and Scandinavia. We haven't been to Eastern Europe.

4:59 Adam Right. Now, who wants to go there?

5:02 The Deftones I would like to go one day, but...

5:04 Adam And what kind of venues do they have? How different are the venues, let's say, in Europe? I've never gotten into this, but do they have clubs? Do they have arenas? I mean, I know they have soccer stadiums, but do they have a Fillmore in Mainz? You know what I mean? I mean, do they have the equivalent of the whiskey and the Roxy and all that stuff over there?

5:27 The Deftones They should have a lot more.

5:28 Adam Oh, really?

5:29 The Deftones A lot of different sizes, too.

5:31 It's got the Astoria, Zenith, all kinds of stuff.

5:34 Adam And so when you go there, you'll play those types of venues?

5:38 The Deftones It's a mix. Sometimes, I mean, we've gone over there and played really small clubs, you know, where maybe only 150 people are in there, and then we played like in Paris at this place called the Zenith, and it's like almost 5,000 people.

5:49 Adam And will you go there alone, or will you meet up with some other bands and tour around with them?

5:54 The Deftones Well, we're going back over this time to do some more festivals, which are just, you know, the big weekend, week-long concerts. And then we got a couple club shows along the way.

6:05 Adam And will they pair, like if you go to Sweden, will they pair you up with the Narthex, the local Swedish band? And will they play, too, that night? Or is it just Deftones?

6:15 The Deftones If it's on, and we played a Swedish festival, not like in June sometime. And there was a lot of Swedish bands there, you know, so it was, but that was because it was a local festival.

6:25 Adam And you guys, are you drinking it in? Are you enjoying it? Are you seeing the sights? Are you soaking up the culture? Or is it just more crappy food in hotel rooms?

6:35 The Deftones No, it's the same, but yeah, you gotta go out and see it all. I mean, you don't have time to go and check out every last nook and cranny of every spot, but you get out there and see stuff.

6:43 Adam All right. Well, we're going to hear something from the Deftones in just a few minutes. White Pony again is the name of the CD. By the way, tomorrow night at the Palladium in Hollywood, the... how long do you think that place has been around?

6:57 Drew Palladium?

6:57 Adam Yeah. And what was it before the Deftones were playing there? You know what I mean? Wasn't it originally...

7:04 Drew The Len Miller play...

7:05 Adam .the musical theater or something?

7:06 Drew Something like that.

7:07 Adam All right. So Palladium tomorrow night, and then then you got to get on a plane and go to Europe. And we'll hear something from them in just a minute. First, we'll speak to Michelle, who's 24. Michelle?

7:17 Yeah.

7:17 Adam What's up?

7:19 Um, I have...

7:20 well, I've been married before and my boyfriends were married before. And I'm not exactly inexperienced in the sex field. But last night, for the first time in my life, while him and I were having sex, I suddenly had to go to the bathroom and I wasn't like I had to go to the bathroom like you would normally. It was like it felt really good and I wasn't controlling myself. So I had asked him to stop and he didn't actually stop. He just slowed down and said if I really wanted him to, he would and I changed my mind because it felt good. And then I couldn't control it anymore. So I went to the bathroom on him and he says it's very flattering and a compliment and I think that that's a bad thing.

7:57 Adam But the number two was a little hard to get out of his hair?

8:01 No, no.

8:02 Adam No, just number one?

8:03 No, I just urinated on him.

8:05 Adam All right. Yeah, that's a compliment. The number two means that's considered a bad thing.

8:10 The Deftones Yeah, that's a diss.

8:11 Adam Hey.

8:11 The Deftones Well, it's a something.

8:13 Adam So you peed while he was in you?

8:15 Yeah. Well, in and out. I mean.

8:18 Adam Right. And where did the urine come out? Or you just fill up like a horse trough? How does that work? I'm not sure where the vagina goes.

8:27 I'm pretty sure it came out. I mean, it felt like I was going to the bathroom.

8:29 Drew Urine will come out.

8:30 Adam Yeah, I see. All right. And he didn't have a problem with that?

8:33 No, he thought it was a big compliment. I felt that. I felt like, oh my god, I went to the bathroom on somebody.

8:39 Drew No, think of the triumph. He produced something.

8:41 Adam That's right. He squeezed something out of you.

8:44 The Deftones Now the bed's wrecked, though.

8:46 I mean, is that normal?

8:47 Drew All right.

8:47 Adam No, that's fine. Well, listen, do anything you want. You want to do it again?

8:53 Well, I don't know if that's supposed to happen because, I mean, god, I'm 24. I mean, I've had lots of sex partners, but he's the only one that Ever drained you? Yeah. Actually, he's, out of all my sex partners, he's only two have ever been able to ever make me come. And like that is something unbelievable to me. So I'm wondering if that's not right because No, it's right.

9:15 Adam It's fine. You're fine.

9:15 Drew It's fine.

9:16 Adam It felt good. It's right.

9:17 Drew It's called female orgasmic incontinence, and it's pretty common.

9:20 Adam So you peed while you're having your orgasm?

9:23 Well, I was coming, and then all of a sudden I felt that, and I think my mind kicked in, and it kind of...

9:28 Adam Women are amazing because no way a guy can pee while he's having an orgasm.

9:31 Drew Or stop the orgasm. Her mind kicked in and she stopped.

9:35 Adam She stopped the orgasm or stopped the pee? Hold on. You didn't stop the orgasm, did you?

9:42 Well, I guess I slowed it down because if my mind kicks in, that's it. I'm done.

9:47 Adam You're done with the orgasm?

9:48 If I start worrying about if he's having fun, if I'm doing something wrong, I can pretty much shut my body off.

9:57 Adam Man can't do that.

9:58 Drew Man would explode.

9:58 Adam I remember I was in high school. I was whacking off and my friend just like, he kicked open the door and it was like right at the moment of ecstasy.

10:08 I was like, John, what are you, John, oh, no.

10:12 Adam But it's like I couldn't stop. I mean, it's like when the president gives the order to blow up Russia, you're in DEFCON 5. The keys have been put in and turn. That's it.

10:26 The Deftones You're going. There's no coming back after that stage.

10:28 Adam This guy's standing at my door and laughing at me. It's the last image I see as the semen comes out of the penis and it is completely humiliating. But the point is that there was no turning back.

10:39 Drew But the women can stop that. Men cannot.

10:41 Adam Allie, you're 16. What's up?

10:45 Caller Not much.

10:46 Should I go ahead and just tell you my question?

10:47 Adam Sure.

10:48 Okay. Along with having sex with my boyfriend, he wanted to do it to my test and I said, sure. Well, he busted all of my tests and some got in my eye. My vision is all blurry and it's like bloodshot. When I wake up in the morning, it's all goopy.

11:03 Drew Oh boy, you got to see a doctor about that seriously.

11:05 Oh really?

11:05 Drew Oh yeah.

11:06 Like the goopy is not there as much anymore.

11:08 Drew Hopefully that's just some sort of chemical irritation, but you can get chlamydia, you can get gonorrhea, you can get all kinds of good things that way.

11:14 Okay, so I should go to the doctor for that? Okay. All right. Thank you.

11:18 Drew Okay.

11:19 Adam All right. What are you telling your mom?

11:22 Well, she doesn't get the goopy stuff, she just sees like the bloodshot.

11:24 Adam Right.

11:25 Caller She thinks it's allergies.

11:27 Adam Oh, yeah. I'm allergic to gist.

11:30 Yes, I just like.

11:31 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you what, don't tell your mom he busted a nut in your face, but just tell her the penis poked you in the eye and it's irritated it. Okay?

11:38 Okay. All right. All right.

11:40 Adam Oh my God. This was not 16 years old. I didn't even know that was possible when I was 16. I was like, I'm going to have to find a corpse to let me. You know what I mean? Like there was no woman I was aware of who would hold still for that. You know what? It's 16. Oh my God. Yeah. So what's up with semen in the eye? You get pink eye?

12:06 Drew Well, pink eye just means conjunctivitis and certainly she has that. The question is, is it infectious or allergic or just chemical irritation?

12:13 Adam So is your eye, you know, they talk about the window to the soul, but it's also like a window to the inside of your body, right?

12:20 The Deftones Yeah.

12:20 Adam I mean, meaning you spill something on your hand, it doesn't soak in, but you get something on your eye, it gets absorbed.

12:26 Drew Right. Go even to your central nervous system.

12:28 The Deftones That's deep.

12:29 Adam So you get something splashed in your eye, not only hurts your eye, but your body will drink it in.

12:33 Drew Well.

12:35 Adam Okay. Well, I don't know what I'm talking about, but you know what I'm saying.

12:37 Drew There's a potential for that. All right.

12:39 Adam And how come it does it sometimes and won't do it other times?

12:42 Drew Won't drink it in sometimes?

12:43 Adam No. How come a woman could get, let's say, semen in her eye on a number of occasions, and nothing happens, and then one time she does? Is it the semen or is it the eye?

12:55 Drew It's the semen. It's a different, it's the same person.

12:58 Adam Tainted semen?

12:59 Drew Dirty semen. Bad semen.

13:02 The Deftones It's a whole new crew.

13:02 Adam I see. Yeah, that's why I always turn my semen stock over. I never let it spoil in my scrotum. Always keep it moving.

13:09 The Deftones Yeah, keep that stuff going.

13:10 Adam Keep that stock rotated. That's what I say. Mandy?

13:14 Yeah.

13:14 Adam You're 17?

13:18 Caller I have these paper cuts on my vagina inside, around my hole, basically, and I was wondering what it could be, because it itches, too.

13:28 Drew Are you sexually active?

13:29 Caller Yeah.

13:30 Drew That's a good description of herpes.

13:32 Caller It is?

13:33 The Deftones The herp dog.

13:34 Caller I have a lot of discharge, too.

13:36 Drew Well, maybe it's just the irritation from whatever the infection is in there. It may not be herpes, maybe something else.

13:40 Adam You don't get the discharge with the herpes, do you?

13:42 Drew You can get a little bit, but it's not a huge predominant symptom. So you really need to see it. Somebody's got to do a pelvic exam right away.

13:49 Caller Okay.

13:50 Drew Okay.

13:50 Caller All right.

13:51 Adam Are you on the pill?

13:52 Caller No.

13:53 Adam You use any kind of protection? Well, no, you're not. What's up with you?

13:58 Caller What?

13:59 Adam What's your plan?

14:00 Caller What's my plan?

14:01 Adam Yeah.

14:02 Caller What do you mean my plan?

14:03 Drew When you get pregnant.

14:04 Adam To take over the world.

14:06 Caller Yeah. It was just like one time that we didn't use, like, a condom, so.

14:10 The Deftones That's all it takes.

14:11 Adam That's right. All right. So get tested. And you might as well get a pregnancy test while you're in there. You never know.

14:18 Caller Okay.

14:19 Adam All right. And start. Get on the pill if you're got. You got a boyfriend?

14:23 Caller No.

14:24 Adam Well, who's this guy?

14:25 Caller It was this guy. Like, we're friends. And we kind of just it happened.

14:29 Adam That's the other thing that's going on.

14:30 Drew He said just one time.

14:31 Adam Wait a minute, though. You know, like, when I was in high school, I was constantly trying to have sex with my female friends. And they were like, no way. We're just friends. It'll ruin our friendship. I was like, you can't ruin. I'll love you more. I'll buy the next meal. But now it's like, doesn't it seem like everyone's having sex with their friends? Like, guys are going, listen, we're just friends. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. But how about a BJ? And the chicks are like, OK, but just as friends, right?

14:59 Drew Just this one time.

15:00 Adam Yeah, just fine.

15:01 The Deftones How does that all come about?

15:02 Adam How does that come about? And no way was that stuff going on back when I was in high school. Tiffany?

15:08 Yeah?

15:08 Adam You're 18?

15:09 Caller I am.

15:10 Adam You're on with Frank and Steph from the Deftones.

15:13 Caller Hi.

15:14 Adam What's up with you?

15:14 Caller What's going on?

15:16 Caller OK. My aunt, she has slept with every boyfriend I've ever had. And so this boyfriend that I had, I've had him for five years. And she slept with him and I found out. And so they wanted me to join. So I did.

15:37 Adam With your aunt?

15:38 Caller Yeah.

15:39 Drew How old is she?

15:40 Caller She's 34.

15:42 Adam That's the Tambou too theme. One of my favorite porn movies ever. He knows how to please in every detail. You guys should cover this when you're in here. So she's how old? 34. And why is she having access to every boyfriend you have?

16:02 The Deftones Stop introducing them.

16:03 Adam Yeah.

16:03 Caller We're really close and we're really good friends.

16:06 Adam You and your aunt?

16:07 Caller Yeah.

16:07 The Deftones She has lived together? Not that good of friends if she's taking every one of your boyfriends.

16:11 Caller I know.

16:13 Adam Hold on. Tiffany, what's up with you? Okay. Hold on a second. Shut up. On boyfriend number four, let's say after she banged the first three, don't you think maybe I shouldn't bring Rob over to the aunt's house?

16:26 The Deftones Exactly.

16:27 Caller No, I know.

16:28 Adam Doesn't cross your mind at any point?

16:30 The Deftones They're good friends. She doesn't see that.

16:31 Drew What I understand is she's had a boyfriend for four, this has been four or five years, meaning that the previous boyfriends that the aunt slept with were when she was 13?

16:40 Caller When I was?

16:41 Adam Well, how long have you had this boyfriend?

16:43 Caller Five years.

16:44 Adam Five years. And you're 18 now.

16:46 Caller Yeah. But I've had other ones like in between, you know.

16:50 Drew Along the way.

16:51 Adam Along the way.

16:52 The Deftones On the side.

16:53 Adam Okay. And your aunt has slept with them?

16:55 Caller Every single one, yeah.

16:56 Adam And these guys were like 15, 16 years old sometimes or what?

17:00 Caller Yeah.

17:01 The Deftones Really?

17:02 Caller Yeah.

17:02 The Deftones Some wild stuff going on.

17:04 Adam And you two don't live together?

17:06 Caller No.

17:07 Adam Okay.

17:08 Caller I'm there at our house for a lot, like a lot of time.

17:10 Adam And this is, whose sister is this?

17:13 Caller Whose sister?

17:14 Drew No.

17:16 Adam What?

17:16 Drew Mom. Your mom's sister.

17:18 Adam Yeah. Okay. Why are you making that pose for it, Drew?

17:21 Drew Well, his sister, she came up with.

17:23 Adam Oh, she had her mom's. All right. So anyway, now she's sleeping with this guy and they want you to join in.

17:28 Caller Yeah. No, I did.

17:30 Adam You already did? How'd that go?

17:32 Caller There's more to it.

17:33 Adam Oh, I know. I remember when I blew my uncle in high school. It was one of the worst days of my life.

17:37 Drew There's a lot to that story.

17:39 Adam No, I just blew him. That's about it.

17:40 Caller My uncle found out.

17:41 The Deftones As a friend.

17:42 Adam Your uncle found out. That's her husband.

17:44 Caller Yeah. And he did too.

17:46 The Deftones He what?

17:47 Caller He joined in too.

17:48 Adam No, he did.

17:50 The Deftones Oh, that's some other stuff.

17:51 Adam No.

17:52 Caller I swear. And my best friend.

17:55 Adam And we have a dog named Pokey.

17:58 The Deftones And the goldfish was on my nape.

18:00 Adam You told your best friend. Hold on, let me guess. Your best friend joined in?

18:06 Caller Yeah.

18:06 Adam And then?

18:08 Caller She wanted to, so I said, okay, sure, we can try it.

18:12 Adam And then a Jehovah's Witness came to the door.

18:14 Caller No.

18:14 Drew No.

18:15 The Deftones How many people together?

18:16 Adam So are you telling me everyone was doing this at once?

18:19 Caller Yeah, my cousin too.

18:20 Drew Oh, come on.

18:21 Adam Your cousin? Wait. Wait, your cousin is her son or daughter?

18:27 Caller Oh, no, that's my, on my dad's side.

18:30 Adam Okay, hold on a second. Let me get a tally here.

18:32 The Deftones I'm not buying it.

18:33 Adam That's too much. We got Tiffany. And by the way, this is why you shouldn't name your girl Tiffany. This is the kind of ass that becomes their life. You got Tiffany. You got Tiffany's aunt. You got Tiffany's uncle. You got Tiffany's cousin. You got Tiffany's friend. And Tiffany's boyfriend.

18:52 Drew Or cousin.

18:52 Adam Or cousin, sorry. So now we're at six people. Okay.

18:57 Drew The only way it fits is if everybody's hair went out.

18:59 Adam Okay, hold on. Tiffany? Now, how did they all know what day this was going to go down? And how come I wasn't alerted?

19:07 Caller Well, no, I mean, it, it, like, I mean, it was all separated. But then eventually we all ended up together.

19:15 Adam In the same room on the same day?

19:18 Caller Yeah.

19:18 Adam How many, how many, how many people?

19:22 Caller Like six or whatever.

19:23 Drew How did that happen?

19:24 Caller How? Well, like, okay, first it started out me and my boyfriend and my aunt. And then, you know, so on and so on. And then eventually, like.

19:32 Drew And she told her friend and her friend?

19:34 Adam That's right.

19:35 Caller Now, you know, and then, yeah.

19:39 Adam All right. And was it potluck or did you make an ambrosia salad? Did everyone bring soda? How did it work? Whose house was it at?

19:46 Caller My aunt's house.

19:47 Adam I see. Imagine the condition of that carpet, that bad rust-colored shag when they were done. So, Tiffany, this is true. How long ago did this happen?

19:58 Caller How long ago? Well, it keeps going on.

20:01 The Deftones It's still going on?

20:02 Adam When's your next meeting?

20:04 Caller Um, well, it all, I don't know. It started like, um, about six months ago.

20:12 The Deftones All six people for six months now.

20:15 Adam And if it still goes on, don't you need a time to meet? Didn't you set a date?

20:19 Caller Well, we usually go over to my aunt's house and we all call each other. And then...

20:24 Adam Hold on a second. I'm not buying this, but on the other hand, okay, there's two things that make me want to buy it. One, girls don't goof that much. Like, they don't call up shows and goof on people. They lie, but only in relationships and about how many people they've slept with and stuff like that. But they don't really, like, call up stations and lie and goof. And number two, so that makes me sort of believe it, and she has that, like, really effed up little girl voice that smacks a victim and abuse and rape and all that. And I sort of buy it based on those two things. On the other hand... Ooh, here's another theory. I think when we do get a girl who calls in and goofs on this show, it's because a guy has put her up to it. Because a guy knows when a teenage guy calls, we think he's goofing on us. But he gets his girlfriend to call and starts sort of feeding her answers and tell her to give that teenage little girl voice. We're gonna buy into it. So maybe it's that.

21:20 The Deftones Yeah, I think that's where you're at.

21:21 Adam But I really want to believe. On the other hand, she's a little sketchy on some of the details.

21:26 Drew Vague.

21:28 Adam Vague or just vague?

21:29 The Deftones Vague.

21:31 Adam Vague or not just vague?

21:33 Drew Vague.

21:34 Adam All right. And does she have a question?

21:37 Drew That's the other thing.

21:38 Adam Tiffany?

21:40 Caller No, I know you guys don't believe me, but it's serious. My friend didn't believe me either until I brought her over one night.

21:48 Drew She joined in.

21:49 Adam I see.

21:49 The Deftones Is it serious that you want to keep going or is it serious that you want to stop?

21:53 Caller It's just that everyone that finds out.

21:55 The Deftones Joins in.

21:57 Caller Coming in.

21:58 Adam Let me explain where this is going to be in six months. 400 guys, you and your aunt blowing all of them. That's how these things work when the word gets out. Tiffany, is everyone having sex with everyone?

22:11 Yeah.

22:12 Adam Are you having sex with your uncle?

22:14 Caller Yeah.

22:16 The Deftones No, I'm not buying it now for real. I'm sorry.

22:19 Adam With his wife there?

22:21 Caller Yeah.

22:21 The Deftones No way.

22:22 Adam I'm told. What about you and your aunt getting it on, or you and your female friends? What about female stuff?

22:30 Caller Yeah. But of course, we're all drunk when we do it too.

22:33 Drew I was going to say, it's got to be majorly drugs and alcohol.

22:37 Adam Well, just because I want to masturbate to it when I get home, let's just say I believe it. So Tiffany? Okay. Everything's a mess. You know that, right? So don't have any kids.

22:50 Caller Yeah.

22:51 Adam Right. What do you do for a living?

22:53 Caller What do I do? I'm a cosmetologist.

22:57 Adam All right. And you like pluck eyebrows?

23:01 Caller No. I do hair.

23:03 Adam I see. All right. And what happened to you? You ever get raped when you're a kid or something?

23:07 Caller No.

23:08 Adam Molested?

23:09 Caller No.

23:10 Adam What got you going in this direction? How did your family get so effed up?

23:14 Caller I don't know.

23:19 Drew But I'm what?

23:20 Caller I've got something else to say.

23:21 Drew Yeah. This is the bogus part.

23:23 Adam Oh, really?

23:24 Caller Oh, no. No.

23:25 Adam All right. Go ahead.

23:26 Caller Okay.

23:26 Caller Adam?

23:29 The Deftones The tone already changed.

23:31 Adam Yeah?

23:32 Caller Ever since I started watching your show.

23:33 Adam Uh-huh. Well, let her talk.

23:36 Caller You are so fine.

23:37 Adam Really?

23:38 Drew Now I'm starting to believe her. She's effed up.

23:41 Adam Yeah. Drew's now called a helicopter to have you medevaced into a local hospital. Fine, huh?

23:47 Caller Adam?

23:48 Adam Yeah?

23:49 Caller I really want to be with you, too.

23:50 Adam Okay. Well, when's your next slumber party?

23:53 Drew With your aunt and her cousins.

23:54 Adam Yeah. Because I got a hankering for your uncle.

23:58 Caller No, just me and you, though.

23:59 Adam Really? I can't perform without a few people standing around. What city do you live in?

24:06 Caller California.

24:08 Adam That's a nice city. California city? In the...

24:12 Caller Quincy.

24:13 Adam Quincy?

24:14 Caller Quincy.

24:15 Adam Where is that?

24:17 Caller It's like an hour and a half away from Reno.

24:20 The Deftones And there's this girl on the bike.

24:22 Caller Whatever.

24:22 Whatever. Whatever. All right.

24:24 Adam Hey, Tiffany, if you're nearby, I'd tell you to come on by.

24:27 Caller Oh, I can fly out there.

24:29 Adam All right. Well, why don't you come out next week?

24:32 Caller There's an LA?

24:33 Adam Yeah.

24:34 Caller Yeah. Yeah. All right.

24:36 Adam All right. We'll put you on the hole. You come out next week.

24:38 Caller OK.

24:38 Adam All right. All right. We won't necessarily have sex, but we'll certainly discuss it. All right.

24:45 Caller OK.

24:45 Adam All right. Try not to pick up anything along the way, though, right?

24:49 Caller Oh, OK.

24:50 Adam All right. I give her a dip in before she comes in. Is that a bird in the? If she tells me that bird got in there. Tiffany, do you have a bird?

24:59 Caller Yeah, I do.

25:00 Adam Is the bird involved sexually with this mess, too? OK.

25:05 Caller Bird love. Bird love.

25:07 Adam I believed her.

25:09 The Deftones I don't believe her.

25:10 Adam You don't believe her?

25:10 The Deftones No, definitely not.

25:11 Adam OK. But don't we believe that we believe she's effed up?

25:15 The Deftones Yeah. Well, that's clear in appearance.

25:16 Adam And do we believe that her aunt has had sex with a lot of her boyfriends?

25:21 Drew Maybe once.

25:22 Adam We're not even going along that far?

25:23 Drew If we're actually going to face to face with her, we'll find out.

25:26 Adam Yeah. All right. We'll bring her in. Maybe she'll be a guest next week. The Deftones are here. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Wendell, who's 15, feels like he has to masturbate after he gives girlfriend oral sex. He wants to know why. We'll figure out why after this. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Frank and Steph are both here from the Deftones. I think we'll take one more call, then we'll hear something off the White Pony CD, which is the new Deftones CD. All right, we'll get to Wendell or Wendell.

26:37 Wendell.

26:38 Adam Wendell.

26:38 Yes.

26:39 Adam Yeah. You're 15. What's up?

26:41 Caller Nothing much. I don't know why, but real quick, can I say something to the Deftones real fast? Yeah. I wanted to tell y'all that me and my girlfriend, man, we love y'all to death. We think y'all are the coolest band in the world.

26:51 The Deftones Thank you, cool.

26:52 Caller But all right, well, anyway, after having oral sex with my girlfriend, Kristen, I don't know why. Like when I get home, I just have like the need to masturbate. I don't know why.

27:01 Adam Do you have an orgasm with Kristen?

27:04 Caller Yes.

27:05 Adam You do?

27:05 Caller Yes.

27:06 Adam And then you masturbate again when you get home?

27:08 Caller I do. Right.

27:09 Adam To the thought of that?

27:10 Caller What?

27:11 Adam To the thought of the oral sex?

27:13 Caller No, just to anything.

27:14 Adam What are you thinking about?

27:16 Caller Anything that pops up in my mind.

27:17 Adam Not Kristen?

27:18 Caller No.

27:19 Adam Is she listening?

27:20 Caller Everyone.

27:21 Adam Yeah.

27:22 Caller I like that.

27:24 Drew Let's put it this way. She may be listening.

27:26 Adam You can, yeah. Now do you think about Kristen or not?

27:29 Caller Sometimes.

27:31 Adam Most of the time?

27:33 Caller Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

27:34 Adam There we go.

27:34 Caller Very good. I love her so.

27:36 Adam That's right. And you guys are just cuddling when you're masturbating, right?

27:39 Caller No.

27:40 Drew It was just further proof that.

27:41 Adam I'm trying to help you, Wendell.

27:42 Drew There's nothing to replace the real thing.

27:44 Adam Right. All right. You're 15. Right. That's what you do when you're 15.

27:49 The Deftones Roll with it.

27:49 Adam Yeah. She's lucky you don't start masturbating while she's giving you a BJ.

27:54 Caller Or invite your uncle.

27:56 Adam Yeah.

27:57 Caller Is it like?

27:58 Adam No. It's fine.

27:59 Caller Faster what?

28:01 Adam You're 15. That's what you do.

28:03 Caller Okay.

28:04 Adam You understand?

28:05 Caller Yeah.

28:05 Adam It's biology. In fact, you got a lot of energy.

28:08 Drew The weird part about the story is what he does before he masturbates.

28:12 Adam What does he do? He drives home.

28:13 Drew He has, somebody has oral sex with him. At 15, that's the not normal part.

28:16 Adam Listen, you know what it's like? Here's what it's like. It's like saying, when I was in junior high, I'd be in the pool for five hours. Marco Polo, cannon balls, the whole thing. I'd be in a pool, average time spent in a swimming pool when I went swimming, six and a half hours. Now, I go over there, put my big toe in, and I go, Jesus Christ, who's heating this thing? Then I get pissed off and go back in the house.

28:40 The Deftones Ten minutes tops.

28:41 Adam Right. Ten minutes. Maybe you get drunk, you fall in. That's what you do. Now, what's the question? You know what I mean? Why was I in it? Because you're 15. That's what it is. Enjoy it. That's the point. Let's hear something from the Deftones. This is off the White Pony CD, queued up there, Anderson. This one is called Change. That is Change from White Pony. From the Deftones. Another good Deftones song here on the Fabulous Loveline. We're going to hear something else from the Deftones in the second hour, and again, they'll be at the Palladium tomorrow night. I'm guessing that's probably sold out though, right? Mm-hmm.

34:12 The Deftones 20 minutes is sold out.

34:13 Adam Oh, really? Nice. That's kind of nice when they start getting, I mean, I'm sure there was a time in your career where selling out in general, even if you put the tickets on sale three years before the gig, was still pretty good, right? I mean, you sold out is sold out.

34:29 The Deftones Oh, I still get excited when it's about to sell out, even if it's been on sale for a long time still.

34:34 Adam But now, you know, you've arrived when you start getting into the minutes and how long it's taking to sell out. You know what I'm talking about, Drew? Is that a newer, it's kind of a newer thing, too, isn't it?

34:46 Drew That thing's still out so much.

34:47 Adam Well, that they give the minute thing at the end of the, how fast it's sold out. Maybe there's no way to tabulate that before. I don't know how it goes.

34:55 The Deftones I say it completely jokingly, but yeah, it's still cool.

34:59 Adam Yeah.

34:59 The Deftones Oh, no, it's totally cool. But I mean, it's just one of those things was like, OK, you know, OK, you sold out in 20 minutes. You're cool now.

35:05 Adam Yeah, I know. I know it sounds like you're just trying to be cool, but it is because you're cool. Yeah, I got to understand. I'll say it. David, you're 18. What's up?

35:16 Caller Oh, it's just I'm sitting here in a hotel. I just got kicked out of my dad's house.

35:21 Adam Really? You got kicked out of your house. You moved to a hotel.

35:25 Caller Oh, I'm staying at a hotel tonight after the night on the streets.

35:28 Adam Who who's paying for the hotel?

35:31 I found a church group that did it for me. Wow.

35:33 Adam Nice. And why did you get kicked out of the house?

35:37 Caller Because they found some pictures of me and my sister together. Doing well. My stepsisters.

35:42 Adam Oh, well.

35:44 Drew And why did you keep pictures?

35:46 Caller Well, they were in a safe. I didn't think anybody would find them. Cracked the safe.

35:50 Adam Who are you? James Bond? You got a safe in your parents' house?

35:54 Caller Yeah, of course. I've always had a safe.

35:57 Caller I'm sorry.

35:58 Caller Sorry.

35:59 Adam All right, so you got a personal safe.

36:01 Caller Yeah, you just go to Target, spend like 20 bucks on one.

36:03 Adam All right, and how did they crack your safe?

36:06 Caller I don't know. Beats me, but they got in it.

36:08 Adam Oh, hold on a second. I got to tell you, if I had an 18-year-old son, especially one with a poor attitude like David.

36:13 Drew Dynamite.

36:13 Adam And he had a safe, I'd be in it with like plastic explosives the first day.

36:17 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

36:17 Adam You got a guy down there with a settling, cutting rig, and we'd just be cutting right into the side of that thing. I would assume pictures, drugs. You know, what's he got? Jewelry in there? Come on. My kid has a safe. I'm busting into that safe immediately.

36:35 The Deftones Oh, that's true.

36:36 Adam I mean, no way is my, you're begging to have that thing busted into. Kids got a safe in his room. All right. Let's see. David?

36:48 Caller Yep.

36:48 Adam All right. So the pictures were you, of you and your stepsister.

36:53 Caller They were just like nudes of her.

36:54 Adam Nudes of her. How old is she?

36:56 Caller She's 19.

36:57 Adam 19. Well, that helps your case a little bit. Well, hell of a lot better than her being 14. Does she still live at home?

37:06 Drew She didn't get kicked out.

37:08 Caller No.

37:08 Adam And how long have you two been going at it?

37:12 Caller I moved here about a year ago in about a year.

37:15 Adam And so you were living with your mom?

37:17 Caller Yeah, this is my mom.

37:19 Adam Okay. And can you tell your dad that you didn't take these pictures, that you found these pictures, and install them?

37:31 Caller Uh, no.

37:32 Adam Why not?

37:33 Caller Because she admitted to it. I took it.

37:36 Adam Oh. Is your, like, big toe in the picture or something?

37:40 Caller No, but you know.

37:41 Adam You took the pictures. Now, do they know you had sex?

37:44 Caller No. All right. I ran away because they're going to kick my ass when they find out I did.

37:49 Adam I see. But they're not necessarily going to find out you had sex, are they?

37:53 Caller I'm pretty sure she'll tell them.

37:54 Drew Wait a minute. So you ran away. You weren't kicked out of the house.

37:56 Caller Wasn't really kicked out. Well, basically what they said was they were going to make my life a living hell unless I left. And so I just said screw that and packed up my stuff. All right.

38:02 Adam Well, how about?

38:03 Drew Getting a job.

38:04 Adam Yeah. How about the job part of life?

38:06 Caller Well, I've never had a job. I full-time schooled, just got out of summer school last week, so.

38:10 Drew Yeah. Well, time to get a job.

38:11 Adam Are you going to junior college?

38:13 Caller I'm in high school.

38:14 The Deftones I'm graduating next year.

38:15 Adam Hold on a second. I just want to put on a home because his phone line is so after. He's 18. He's graduates next year.

38:22 Drew He's back a year.

38:23 Adam And he got held back a year. What a surprise. David?

38:26 Caller I turned 18. I'm at the end of my class. I just turned 18.

38:34 Adam All right. Listen, where are you going? You're not going to college, are you?

38:37 Caller No.

38:37 Adam All right. Well, listen, you're not going anywhere. Why don't you take your GED, finish up? You're 18. Get a job.

38:44 Caller I'd rather get a high school diploma.

38:47 Adam Well, listen, first off, what do you think you're going to do with that high school? You think the guy whose carpet cleaning service you work for is going to want to see that diploma? Let me tell you kids something about a high school diploma.

38:57 The Deftones It means nothing.

38:58 Adam I have one. I've never showed it to anyone and ever any job I've ever taken.

39:03 The Deftones I lost mine.

39:04 Adam I never got mine because I owed the book room twenty dollars from We the People. They wouldn't give it to me until I paid them and I didn't have the twenty bucks. But only Drew needs a high school diploma. No one needs it. You don't need one, David. You're not going to college.

39:17 Drew What's your plan? You have no way to support yourself. How can you do that without getting a job and supporting yourself?

39:24 Caller The thing is, I was supposed to go move with my mom. I called her up. She was going to fly me out there tomorrow. My dad calls her up and starts like a lying crap thing that I've been abusive to my little sister and just in the garbage like that. Now, she doesn't want to take me.

39:41 Adam Hold on a second. That's horrible. Let me give an honest and what I think is fair assessment of David. David's got himself a little predicament. I don't want to see the guy out on the street. He also sounds like an asshole.

39:53 The Deftones This guy sounds like a prick.

39:55 Adam I rarely meet. This is an 18-year-old guy. He's a prick. He's got a chip on his shoulder. He's got a lot of attitude. He's not doing anything, but he's real righteous about it. He doesn't want to get a job. He sort of accuses everyone around him of coming down on him. He's a real victim, except for he's the one who's out screwing everything up. You know, he's got what I hate in a guy especially, which is the world is against me, except for I'm a prick and I start everything, but everyone has it in for me. Let's get back to David.

40:29 Caller Hey, Dave.

40:31 Adam Yeah. Aren't you kind of a jerk though?

40:33 Caller No, actually people, I always get that, oh, you're such a nice guy. Really?

40:37 Drew He is a world class dick.

40:39 Adam Well, Drew doesn't like you. Well, listen, you didn't get kicked out of your house, so you're going to have to go home.

40:45 Caller I'm not going home. See, the thing is that-

40:48 Drew Then you got to get a job.

40:49 Adam You're ashamed, but you got to face the music.

40:51 Caller Okay.

40:52 Adam You need to talk to your stepsister and get on the same page with her. Do you understand?

40:59 The Deftones Or get a nice shopping car and get used to it.

41:01 Adam You need to work out a story with your stepsister.

41:04 Caller The thing is, she has a boyfriend, okay? And she doesn't want to be with me. She was like, we were just having sex.

41:09 Adam That's what it was. All right. But David, what's that have to do with my suggestion about getting on the same page with her as far as a story?

41:16 Caller It's got to do with me now. Because now she blames it all on me, because now she's going to have a heart, and they're going to probably kick her out.

41:22 Adam All right.

41:22 Caller Well, listen.

41:23 Adam Hey, David, we don't know what your question is then, buddy.

41:25 Caller Is there any hotlines or something I can call where I can get more information on where I can go?

41:31 Adam All right. Drew, I'll give you one. Hold on.

41:33 Drew It's 1-800-422-4453.

41:39 Adam Now, these just for guys who bang their stepsisters? Is this for everyone?

41:42 Drew Yes. Specifically.

41:43 Adam Specifically?

41:44 Drew Yeah. This is an extension for the young males that bang their stepsisters.

41:48 Adam This is 1-800-422-4453. I see. All right. One more time for David to scratch down on that little pad they keep by the fake veneer oak nightstand and that big, crampy plaster lamp.

42:02 Drew 1-800-422-4453.

42:05 Adam All right. Call that number and good luck. And listen.

42:07 Drew It's a crisis. 877-7-CRISIS also. 877-7-CRISIS.

42:12 Adam I want to feel bad for Dave, but he seems like a jackass.

42:15 Drew Well, he's certainly not willing to take any direction from us.

42:18 Adam Yeah. It's like, why call?

42:19 Drew Yeah.

42:20 Adam Like, listen, you got to talk to your step-sister, get on the same page, workout, say, she's no one to talk to. And so, shut up then. Just shut up. Listen, everybody, here's the thing. I'm like an iceberg. I'm like Satan meets the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. I really am. I don't care what is going on in your horrible, wretched little lives. If you're not nice to me, I'll see you in hell. I could care less. You come at me with attitude. I don't care if you're calling because you're currently stuck in a bear trap and you have syphilis. I don't care. If you got attitude, that's it. I got attitude. David, for a young guy who's calling in for advice, has a ton of tude on him. I don't think he really realized it. I think people treat him that way and he doesn't know it. No. All right. Deftones are here. Deftones are here. We'll take a little break. We'll be back and we'll speak to Jacqueline. She wants to know how to get her boyfriend to have sex with her. We'll tell her how after this.

43:22 Caller Loveline will be ready.

44:01 Adam It is Loveline and Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Frank and Steph are both here from the Deftones. White Pony is the name of the CD. Frank and Steph should be rolling in in just one second. Drew, you know, something I was talking about and thinking about with those Teen Choice Awards.

44:19 Drew Yeah.

44:20 Adam It struck me, Drew and I were at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night, which it turns out is a pretty big to do. I have like Jim Carrey was there and Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears, all those people were there. And most of the people were just sort of hanging out in the green room, getting some free shoes, eating some free food, and all that kind of stuff. But there's a few celebrities that with their publicist or record promoter, whoever, I saw Storm Pass three or four times. And I thought to myself, you know, I think certain celebrities show up at certain functions, they get with their publicist, and they walk real fast past like a whole room of people in the green room. And then I think they just stand out in the parking lot, and they look at their watch and they go, all right, it's been 18 minutes, let's go back. And make another pass. And then make another pass. And it's just like, whoa, there goes Jim Carrey. Where's he going? And I don't know where he's going because I'm there too and there's nothing. There's the stage and then there's the green room. There's no place to go. But I saw Jim Carrey go past in a hurry with a little entourage like six times. And I was just standing around eating an egg roll, trying to scam some free Nikes and complaining about why I was here two hours early. And I was sitting there talking to Tyra Banks and Carmen Electra and John Voight. There's a bunch of other celebrities that were back there and they didn't seem to be in any hurry to go anywhere. But then I saw, is it Jennifer Simpson? Who's that good looking blonde chick? Her and Jim Carrey were like, they'd pass by and I'd look at my watch. Okay, they'll be 15, 10, 9, 8, 7. Here they come, pass by again. And I realized everyone would, and it worked though, because everyone would go. That's what I'm saying. You know, a Tyra Banks caravan, look at that, hey, that was Jessica Simpson.

46:03 There goes Jim Carrey.

46:05 Adam I'm like going, hey, you're a celebrity too. Look at me, I'm a celebrity. There's John Voight, he's sitting over there eating. Look at him. Yeah, but he's just sitting there. He's not walking past in a hurry. And I thought, that's my new move now. I could get someone to play my publicist, get some gay guy in like a three-piece suit or something, or some good-looking chick but a little bit older in her 40s, some clamp-on earrings. And I'll put my head down and put my hands on her shoulders, like Tyson entering the ring, and I'll shuffle by. And then we'll just stop, turn around, I'll shuffle by again. I'll just keep shuffling by, and eventually people will go, hey, that was Adam Corolla. And then a little controversy, I need you to help me out. No, I don't think that was him, man. No, it was definitely him. And then someone will go, yeah, he said something to me.

46:47 That's not his style.

46:48 The Deftones I'm going to actually try that trick, too.

46:49 Drew You need what Britney Spears had to do. You need that 300-pound guy in front of her.

46:53 Adam Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, it's always funny when these celebrities show up with their bodyguards in the green room.

46:58 The Deftones She just walked past me like two days ago with no bodyguard around her at all, and I was in amazement. I was like, where? At our hotel. We were just pulling in.

47:08 Adam Where's your bodyguard?

47:09 The Deftones I don't know, wasn't by her.

47:10 Adam He was looking for his bodyguard, I think.

47:12 The Deftones I was actually kind of shocked because everybody was like, oh, she's got really super security. And I was like, well, she just walked by me and there was no one there. I was like, I mean, she was with a couple of her friends, but none of them were bodyguards at all.

47:24 Adam You know what I think that was? I think that was a trap. She was waiting for you to cop a feel and then the bodyguard would have dropped down to the ceiling.

47:30 The Deftones Had I known it was her, when she walked by me, I would have introduced myself. But I didn't know it was her. I was like, oh man, look at that.

47:36 Adam But it always works when you go, hey, that was Jim Carrey. So that's my new plan, walk by real fast. And what's with, like I said, the security in the green room, like Andy Dick is going to attack Jim Carrey or Carmen Electra is going to go bug Jessica Simpson. You know what I mean? You don't need some 300 pound Samoan guy running interference for you when you're just walking on your way to the craft service table, do you?

48:00 The Deftones There's always some haters around.

48:02 Adam All right, let's work. I'm going to work on that, Drew. Jacqueline?

48:05 Caller Yeah.

48:06 Adam You're 17?

48:07 Caller Uh-huh.

48:07 Adam All right. So what's up?

48:10 Caller OK. God, me and my boyfriend have been together for about five months. And lately, I've just been feeling sexually deprived. I mean, and he's like a strong believer on waiting till marriage.

48:23 The Deftones Call me up. I'm just kidding.

48:24 Drew You're fat. That's different than your beliefs?

48:29 Caller Well, I mean, yeah.

48:31 Caller I think if you're in love, then it's OK.

48:33 Drew Have you been sexually active before?

48:35 Caller Yes.

48:35 Drew OK.

48:36 Adam Have you never had sex with him?

48:38 Caller I've never had sex with my current boyfriend, no.

48:40 Adam And he knows you've had sex before?

48:43 Caller Yeah.

48:43 Adam See, part of this, how old is he?

48:46 Caller He's 18.

48:47 Adam Sometimes I think guys, especially guys who have never been laid before at 18 and they're with a woman who's younger and has had some experience, they're a little intimidated. And so they like put it off or they avoid it. It's kind of weird. I mean, I'm not saying he's not a religious guy and he doesn't have convictions, but guys have been known to sidestep their convictions in order to get at some poontang on occasion. I'll walk right past that Bible to get at some poontang.

49:12 The Deftones Well, everyone that actually gets older and are still virgins, that weight, they always seem a little more different.

49:17 Adam And especially, yeah, different in a bad way. But especially guys because they think they have to satisfy and perform. Maybe he's a little freaked out about that. What happened to her?

49:29 Drew She's not holy at the time.

49:31 Adam Holy Christ. What the hell's going on with this show, Drew?

49:33 Drew I don't know.

49:34 Adam All right. Thank God you're sober. Deftones here. We're going to take a quick break and we'll get back to Jacqueline and find out what's up with her and the B-boy after this.

49:43 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

50:30 Adam Yay, Anderson.

50:32 What's up there, buddy?

50:33 Adam Loveline. Wait a minute, I think I got a fart worked up. Try doing that thing again.

50:37 Drew No, it's okay. You can just fart first.

50:38 Adam Do that beginning again. Come on, see if I can work a fart.

50:40 Drew It's the world's longest beginning.

50:42 Adam I know, but I really worked this out last night. It was really funny.

50:45 Drew That was-

50:45 Adam Hurry, come on, Anderson. Come on. My fart will be absorbed. It's building, relax. All right, here we go.

50:51 Drew It was not a manly fart last night, either.

50:53 Adam I know, it's all I could do.

50:55 Caller All right, let's see.

50:56 Drew That was pfft.

51:01 Caller All right, let me try to raise yourself a little bit more.

51:10 That is the favorite thing I've ever done.

51:13 The Deftones I'm dying. You know, I used to love playing that tune. Now it just sucks. I'm not going to play it again.

51:18 Adam That was like a novelty. All right. That was good. What are we doing here? Hi, Frank and Steph are both here from the Deftones. My mic smells now. No, it was just a little squeaker, but I squeezed one in. Was that just last night I did that too?

51:38 Drew Of course.

51:42 Adam I'm going to see if I can work this out every night where I work one in, and tomorrow night I'll try not to repeat it. You know, I'll do it in real time, OK? I just erased it though.

51:51 Caller It's gone.

51:52 Adam Oh, how dare you.

51:54 Drew You erased that song?

51:55 Adam Oh, Anderson, you're such a wuss with the farting.

51:59 Drew That was your favorite intro.

52:01 Adam Yeah, let me hear the fart. Do you have the fart again?

52:03 Drew No, come on.

52:04 Adam Come on. That's good.

52:05 Drew No, you come on.

52:06 Adam It was such a squeaker. It was great. That's entertainment. Listen, you guys don't know radio. This is real radio. This is old school radio. The legends, you know, guys like Wolfman Jack, they would fart.

52:19 Drew Speaking of old school, do you want to hear the Pennywise clip?

52:23 Adam Yeah, the guys from the Deftones wanted to take a little walk down memory lane here and hear the old first Pennywise appearance. This is six, seven years ago where Fletcher's vomiting. Projectile vomiting on Drew, chasing him around vomiting on him. You got it? You got it there, Anderson?

52:44 The Deftones Okay, go ahead.

52:46 Caller That's fine. I mean, I'm just wondering like what to say.

53:02 The Deftones Loveline is over.

53:03 Caller I'm pretty much currently.

53:12 The Deftones Yes, Loveline is over.

53:14 Drew It's not our fault.

53:15 The Deftones We have a big, ugly man in our guitar band. And, yes. I can only dream.

53:43 Drew It was an exorcist moment. Yes, it was.

53:45 Adam Yeah. It was great. And just when he thought it was over, it was like, oh.

53:50 Drew You know that music?

53:50 Adam Not like he was on the mic either.

53:53 Drew No, he was chasing me around back behind. You know where those cabinets were that you built?

53:56 Adam Yeah. Throw up on my cabinets?

53:58 Drew No, I was climbing up on those cabinets, punching him to get him to stand up.

54:02 Adam Hold on, I didn't build those for you to use as your personal-

54:04 Drew It was a ladder.

54:05 Adam Step ladder.

54:06 Caller Yeah.

54:07 Drew To save you.

54:07 Adam This is back at the K-Rocks, dude.

54:09 Drew Then I decided he had to get out, so I pushed him out the door, ran around, and I'm actually the one that turned that music back up. I sat down at the control board, put the music up.

54:18 Caller Ridiculous.

54:19 Drew With vomit everywhere.

54:21 Adam Jesus Christ.

54:23 The Deftones Never to be forgotten.

54:24 Adam Thank God we had him back on the show.

54:26 Drew Yeah, that was a mistake.

54:27 Adam Talking about Glunton for punishment. All right, Jacqueline?

54:30 Caller Yeah.

54:30 Adam All right, so your religious boyfriend, who's a year older than you and has never had sex, is not wanting to have sex with you either, surprise, surprise. How many guys have you been with?

54:39 Caller Just one.

54:40 Adam All right. Is he freaked out by that?

54:42 Caller He says he isn't. He says, like, if we ever got married, then he'd happily have sex with me.

54:48 Adam That's nice of him.

54:50 Drew Does he want to get married?

54:51 Caller Huh?

54:51 Drew Does he want to get married?

54:52 Caller I mean, not right now, not at all, because he's just going into college.

54:56 Adam How about oral sex?

54:58 Caller I wish.

54:59 Drew Is this the right guy for you?

55:00 Adam Yeah.

55:01 Caller I mean, I love him a lot. I mean, he'll finger me, and we fool around, but he won't go down on me.

55:06 Adam Nice.

55:07 Caller And that's like, that's the fact.

55:09 Drew She's going off to finishing school.

55:10 Adam I see. Well, at least he gives you the religious finger, right? The pious finger.

55:16 Drew It may not be, just like any other sort of shared values, this may not be the kind of relationship you want. Yeah.

55:22 Adam I mean, on one hand, you have to respect this religious piousness and his deep devotion to Jesus Christ.

55:29 Caller He's bisexual.

55:30 Adam He has to respect the fact that you're slut and that you like to be with many partners as much as possible.

55:35 The Deftones And you shall have to move on at some point in time.

55:38 Adam Yeah. This is a real problem here because you're 17, and you guys aren't getting married for five years. No.

55:44 Drew You shouldn't get married just to have sex. That doesn't make sense.

55:46 Caller I mean, I wouldn't. I mean, I do care for him.

55:49 Adam Right. All right. So listen, you're going to have to tell him that you need a little more in the relationship. And you know what? Tell him God told you to tell him to F you. That always works. You know, once in a while when people do that, like, you know, it's always funny too. It's like people have trouble arguing with the God told me too. Like remember Reggie White? He retired. He's a professional football player, Drew.

56:15 Drew Yeah.

56:16 Adam He's all pro for about 20 years.

56:17 Drew Right.

56:18 Adam Reggie White, he retires from football and he takes like a year off. And this year he comes back with a new team.

56:25 Drew Got told.

56:25 Adam And everyone does an interview with him. It's like, Reggie, you're 38 years old. You retired. You said you never play in the league again. Why are you back? God told me. And everyone's like, all right, what are you going to do? 300 pound black dude tells you, God told him to do something. It's like, what are you going to do? Start arguing with him?

56:41 Caller So it's, it's.

56:42 The Deftones You run a dangerous path.

56:43 Adam It's funny too because it's like, like I said, there's no follow up question. So aren't you worried about injury? And what about you saying you're going to walk away from the game and everything? God told me to come back. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's see if there's anyone else to talk to in the locker room. There's no follow up question that God told me, except for, this is the reason I'd get my ass kicked to me, to be like, come on. You think God, God told you to go back and play professional football? You think God, God's sweating those kind of details? Did God tell you to run the 4-4 or the 3-4 stack? Which defense do you think God would do? You think he has a chalkboard? All right, Sandra.

57:25 Caller Hi, can I say what's up to the Deftones?

57:27 Adam Yeah.

57:28 Caller Defen, I love you.

57:30 The Deftones Oh, hey, babe.

57:32 Caller Hey, Frank, what's up?

57:33 Caller What's going on?

57:35 Adam You got a question for them or for you or what do you got?

57:38 Caller Me, oh, sorry. All right. I had my baby in 98 and I breastfed her for like three months. Then I decided to stop. I stopped and I waited like nine months and then I pierced my nipples. I knew they made my nipples really big. Then after that, it's been another nine months after that. Now they're starting to leak. For the past few weeks, they've been leaking.

58:05 Drew Is that infected material?

58:07 Adam Air coming out or what is it?

58:09 Caller Milk.

58:10 Drew For sure it's milk.

58:11 Caller I know it's milk. Someone told me it's sweet.

58:14 The Deftones Somebody told.

58:16 Adam Your dad?

58:16 Caller No.

58:18 Drew Tasty.

58:18 Adam Playing a hunch.

58:19 Drew Are you on a medication? No. Any thyroid problems?

58:23 Caller No.

58:24 Adam The person who told you the milk was sweet wouldn't be your child's father, would it?

58:31 Caller Maybe.

58:32 Adam Yes?

58:33 Caller Yeah.

58:34 Drew Really? He's the closest thing to it, Adam.

58:37 Adam Yeah. Your kid calls him daddy, right?

58:39 Caller Yeah. He's not around.

58:41 Adam He's not around? Surprise, surprise. What's up? You're 18.

58:45 Caller Yeah.

58:46 Adam By the way, you know that's a young mom when after she's done breastfeeding, she goes out and get her nipples pierced.

58:52 The Deftones And a tattoo.

58:54 Adam That's something that probably didn't go on 50 years ago in this country. All right. So you got one kid. And who's raising him?

59:01 Caller I am.

59:02 Adam And what do you do for money and all that?

59:05 Caller My parents support my baby.

59:06 Adam That's good. All right. So no more kids though, right?

59:09 Caller No. No, no.

59:11 Drew Well, the irritation from the, or the stimulation from the piercing, I suppose, could do this. But the most common reason actually is medication for this.

59:20 Caller Medication?

59:21 Drew There can be thyroid disorders, pituitary tumors, and even just stimulation generally. So it's something you ought to see the doctor just have basic blood test.

59:29 Caller Is there something that can dry up the milk?

59:31 Drew It depends if it's causing it or not.

59:32 Adam It's spread kitty litter on your breast.

59:34 Drew Yeah, there is.

59:35 Adam It's like a transmission link.

59:36 Drew Something called parlidal bromo cryptine, they can do it sometimes. But again, it depends what's causing it.

59:40 Adam All right. See, you have a new man?

59:43 Caller Kind of.

59:44 Adam Well, you're in love. Is he the one who tasted the milk?

59:48 Caller No.

59:50 Adam Who tasted the milk then?

59:51 Caller The other brother. Yeah, my baby's daddy.

59:54 Adam Well, he's still in the picture?

59:56 Caller Off and on.

59:56 Adam Why are you giving him a taste of the milk when he's not in the kid's life?

1:00:00 Drew Clashy.

1:00:01 Caller I don't know.

1:00:02 The Deftones Tell that man no.

1:00:03 Adam It's a good time to be a guy. Really is. Have a couple of kids, hang out, suck a little- Bounce out. Go back with your buddies. All right. Anderson, come on. I'm allowed to say that.

1:00:14 Drew No, it's the T word you can't say. I don't make the rules.

1:00:16 Adam I know. But listen, I can't say, can I spell things? How do I do that?

1:00:22 The Deftones Spell away, I'll cut out one letter.

1:00:24 Adam Listen, I can say, okay, I understand I can't say T-I-T.

1:00:31 Caller You can say teet all night long.

1:00:33 Adam I can say teet.

1:00:35 The Deftones Teeties.

1:00:36 Adam What? And I can say teeties. Why can't I say T-I's or two T's in there? T-T-Y.

1:00:42 The Deftones Can't make it hard.

1:00:43 Caller George Carlin made a little routine a few years ago on people.

1:00:46 Adam But listen, I don't care about that. I don't care. I'll go in front of the Supreme Court and I will win hands down. If you can say boob and jug and knocker and bozos and cans and yabos and all that kind of stuff, and the one word you can't say is derivative of what it is, which is teet, it's almost just a slightly different pronunciation of the sort of technical term.

1:01:15 Caller What the hell is that?

1:01:16 Adam I mean, I know George Carlin did that routine and someone decided arbitrarily that you could not use that one particular sort of innocuous. The most innocuous of all the slang for breast is the T-I, and you finished with the other one, letter there, you know what I mean? It's much less offensive than jugs or cans or boobs. And the fact that somebody arbitrarily decided that makes no difference to me, and that means we could win in court. By the way, don't tell me you couldn't win that argument in court.

1:01:45 Drew It wasn't just an argument, it was a joke.

1:01:47 Adam It was a joke Carolla was making. I could go up in front of any court with no representation, drunk as I often am in the afternoon, and win that case.

1:01:56 The Deftones You can't even get started with this.

1:01:57 Adam I could win it.

1:01:58 Drew You'd have to go to Congress and have the law changed.

1:02:02 Adam I would do it. I could win it.

1:02:03 Drew Yeah, you could do that.

1:02:04 Adam I could win it.

1:02:05 Drew But you can't say that you didn't break the law because you did.

1:02:08 The Deftones My job would be a lot easier if you wouldn't have did it. Our lives would all be a lot easier if we could just rewrite all our laws.

1:02:13 Adam You get away with murder.

1:02:15 The Deftones It's a new day.

1:02:16 Adam Shoot me in the ass and then bang me in the ass.

1:02:19 The Deftones All night long.

1:02:21 Adam I don't remember saying that. You must have put that sentence together from the compilation of sentences that I used.

1:02:27 Drew That's how you spent your weekend.

1:02:30 Adam I just got done whacking off to my mom.

1:02:33 The Deftones That's a whole another program.

1:02:34 Adam Natalie?

1:02:35 Caller Yes.

1:02:36 Adam Yeah. You're 17?

1:02:37 Caller Yes, I am.

1:02:38 Adam All right. What's up with you?

1:02:40 Caller Okay. Last weekend, I went to this guy's house and he's 24 and I was a virgin and everything. I wanted to wait till I was married. Well, I don't drink or anything, but I did that night and I got really, really drunk and we ended up having sex.

1:02:56 The Deftones That's how I lost my virginity too.

1:02:58 Caller Really? All right. Well, so-

1:03:01 Adam 24-year-old guy?

1:03:02 The Deftones Well, no, I was really drunk.

1:03:03 Adam 22.

1:03:05 The Deftones Drunk and peer pressured.

1:03:06 Drew You got the girl really drunk.

1:03:07 Adam Smart.

1:03:08 Caller Anyway, so- and I feel really bad about it and stuff. And I don't even- I barely remember having sex with him, you know?

1:03:14 Adam Well, that's good, though, right?

1:03:16 Caller I guess. But, I mean, is it OK? I mean, I feel really bad about it. And I wish I hadn't done it because I wish I was still a virgin, you know? Is it like OK if I still tell guys that I am?

1:03:27 Adam Yeah, go ahead. That's fine.

1:03:29 Caller It is OK?

1:03:30 Adam Sure.

1:03:30 Drew Well, but you're not.

1:03:31 Adam You have my permission.

1:03:32 Drew You're not. It's not real. Not.

1:03:34 Adam All right. But, you know.

1:03:35 Drew Why not make an issue of it and just decide what it is you want to do for you and just abide by that?

1:03:40 Adam Well, as I tell chicks I was on the motocross circuit for a number of years in the 80s, why not? They tell me the virgins, you know. Everyone's turned on. Hey, Natalie. Who was this guy?

1:03:52 Caller Who was he?

1:03:54 Adam Yeah.

1:03:54 Caller He was a guy. I just met him a week ago.

1:03:58 Adam Hold on a second. Let me write that down.

1:03:59 Drew He was a guy. Got that?

1:04:00 Caller All right.

1:04:01 Caller Let's see.

1:04:02 Adam I'm really trying to put together some facts here. So this guy was what, Drew?

1:04:07 A guy.

1:04:09 Adam Okay. Well, now it's all coming to focus.

1:04:11 Drew Dose is complete.

1:04:11 Adam I see. All right. Well, I know exactly what's going on. I think I may know this dude. He's the guy?

1:04:18 Caller He's a guy.

1:04:19 The Deftones That dude.

1:04:20 Caller 24.

1:04:21 Adam Oh, 24.

1:04:22 Caller Yeah.

1:04:23 Adam Okay. Well, now that we have a very clear and vivid picture of his life in your relationship, I think we should go ahead and give some answers.

1:04:30 Caller Well, he's not like my- we've been talking for like a week. That's it. I went to his house and his friend and his friend's girlfriend.

1:04:38 The Deftones What have you guys been talking about for a week?

1:04:41 Adam What kind of wine cooler she likes?

1:04:44 Caller I'm sorry.

1:04:45 Adam Where did you meet this guy?

1:04:47 Caller I met him actually, I was just shopping, kind of cruising, shopping, kind of. And we met like on the road and we exchanged phone numbers at a stoplight.

1:05:00 Adam All right. Well, you had to kind of suspect something, but all right, so you went over there, you got loaded, you had sex.

1:05:06 Caller I didn't mean to. I feel horrible.

1:05:08 Adam I know, but not to make you feel any worse, but you met the guy on the road, he's 24 years old, he threw his phone number through the passenger window of his El Camino. And then you went over to his house and he gave you a cocktail. You must have smelled something coming up, you know what I mean?

1:05:24 Caller I'm pretty naive.

1:05:25 Adam No kidding. You got a sister?

1:05:28 Caller No, I don't.

1:05:30 Adam All right, so listen, Natalie, I know you feel bad. Are you going to have a relationship with this guy?

1:05:35 Caller I don't think so.

1:05:36 Adam Are you not interested in him?

1:05:38 Caller He's 24 and I'm 17.

1:05:40 Drew He's an idiot too, come on.

1:05:41 Adam He is an idiot. Yeah, do you feel like you were raped?

1:05:44 Caller I don't know. I mean, I thought he cared about me, you know?

1:05:46 Drew Oh, please. You were raped.

1:05:48 Adam Well, let's not make everyone rape. Let me tell you my problem with everyone being raped. Then the people that were actually raped get lumped in with these people and then they weren't raped either.

1:05:58 Drew She wasn't old enough to render consent to this guy. He is a criminal by any stretch of the imagination.

1:06:04 Adam Well, so am I for saying tea.

1:06:06 Drew By intoxicating, that's right, that's my point. By intoxicating her, she was not able to render consent, but she was already not able to render consent because of her age.

1:06:14 Adam Well, he does what I did with the ladies back when is I'd be like, if you want to have sex, throw up once. And then they'd heave and I'd go, OK, I'll take that as a yes. As a matter of fact, just hang on to the toilet seat. Stay there.

1:06:29 The Deftones Oh, that's what I was just talking about two months ago.

1:06:32 Adam Nice.

1:06:32 The Deftones It's just a new set of rules nowadays.

1:06:35 Drew Nice. You proud of yourself for that one?

1:06:38 Adam It was pretty funny. Proud of that, yeah. All right, listen, Natalie, I know. Look, you're going to lose. Nobody loses. Okay. Here's what I want to say. Women have a fantasy about how they're going to lose their virginity, and men have a fantasy about when they're going to lose their virginity. All women, and this is 99.9 of the women on the planet, Natalie, they're losing their virginity experience did not even come close to living up to the expectations that they had for losing their virginity. So you are just joining the overwhelming majority of women that had great plans for the hymen that was never realized. Right? So you're now in with them. You made the same mistake that a lot of women made. Fine. You're all right.

1:07:23 Drew At least you were 17 and not 13.

1:07:25 Adam You weren't 13. You're intelligent. You're in one piece. If you want to just say you're a virgin to your next boyfriend, fine. Go ahead. That's all right. You don't have to tell them about this goofball guy.

1:07:35 Drew It's not about...

1:07:36 Adam And move on. And it's not about the technicality of virginity anyway. Adam? Yeah, hey. You're 25. What's up?

1:07:44 Caller Well, first I like to say it's about time you guys got syndicated down here.

1:07:47 Drew Where's down here?

1:07:48 Caller Fort Lauderdale.

1:07:49 Adam Well, how long have we been there?

1:07:51 Caller About a month.

1:07:52 Adam All right.

1:07:53 Caller Yeah, I'm digging a big time.

1:07:54 Adam Thanks.

1:07:56 Caller Well, I got a question in. I need some advice. First of all, I have a hardcore drug addiction to Oxycontin.

1:08:02 Adam What?

1:08:03 Drew Oxycontin. It's a long acting Percocet basically.

1:08:06 Adam Oh, really?

1:08:06 Drew It's Oxycodone.

1:08:07 Adam Is it a painkiller?

1:08:09 Drew Big time.

1:08:10 Caller Very intense. I snored them, a lot of them.

1:08:12 Adam Did you have an injury that got you started?

1:08:15 Caller Yeah, I've been playing football. I just retired eight months ago. A severe neck injury.

1:08:19 Adam I see. Where were you playing football?

1:08:22 Caller Well, after college, just a little semi pro down here.

1:08:24 Adam I see. You got a neck injury, so you got on this painkiller, and now you're addicted to it.

1:08:30 Caller Yeah.

1:08:30 Adam What's snorting it do for you? Just gets you bigger and better?

1:08:34 Caller Yeah, it hit you much faster.

1:08:36 The Deftones That would hurt your neck more though, wouldn't it?

1:08:39 Caller It's off the coding and there's no time release, so it's one bam, thank you, man. Right into you.

1:08:44 Adam So you snort some, you don't get the time release?

1:08:46 Drew Right. Well, this particular kind.

1:08:48 Caller Well, I crush it up and snort it.

1:08:49 Adam Drew, can you give me some of this? All right. Go ahead, Adam.

1:08:53 Caller All right. Well, the thing is, I don't like to date at all right now. I'm not interested in even dating any girls, but I have girls that come over, and even when I'm having a threesome or foursome, I'm not as excited. I don't feel the same passion I did.

1:09:09 Adam Well, there's only four chicks.

1:09:11 Caller Well, no, three chicks in me.

1:09:13 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah, it's only three chicks. That's my point.

1:09:15 Caller But even if it's me and two girls, I've always had a lot of passion, you know, I'm smiling for the next couple of days, but it's not that way anymore.

1:09:25 Adam How do you get the chicks to come by for the foursome?

1:09:28 Caller I really couldn't tell you that. I have no idea.

1:09:30 Adam No, please, tell me. I won't tell you.

1:09:33 The Deftones I don't know the secret to that one. Being nice doesn't do it.

1:09:36 Adam I got the threesome and the fivesome down, but I can't figure out that foursome.

1:09:40 Drew Strippers.

1:09:40 Adam Oh, strippers?

1:09:41 Caller Well, not all, but I've dated some and they're friends. I don't know. I've been to four, you know what I mean?

1:09:48 Adam Uh-huh. All right.

1:09:50 Caller I've been taking them out drinking drives, so the guy there, they're drunk.

1:09:55 Adam All right, so you want to know how to get off of this stuff?

1:09:59 Caller Yeah, I'd love to know that.

1:10:01 Drew It's the same as heroin.

1:10:03 Caller I've been to a methadone clinic, but their program with outpatient getting me addicted is something else just didn't make much sense to me.

1:10:09 Drew Right, so you need to go somewhere you can get comprehensive chemical dependency treatment. The detox will take...

1:10:14 Caller My owner?

1:10:15 Drew No, impossible. Nor can you do it outside of a hospital. I am at the point now where I will not even attempt to treat this kind of opiate addiction unless somebody's in a hospital.

1:10:24 Adam Me neither.

1:10:25 Drew And it takes about a week to detox, and it's gonna take several months of work to actually engage in the treatment process.

1:10:33 Adam How much are you doing a day?

1:10:34 Caller 400 milligrams.

1:10:36 Adam How is that, Drew? It's a good amount? Where do you get them?

1:10:39 Drew It comes in 10-milligram tablets.

1:10:41 Caller Some prescription, but I wouldn't even believe the amount of money I spend on it. It's sickening.

1:10:45 Adam How much money?

1:10:46 Caller Well, I get like one pill that are 80 milligrams. I pay up to $35 a pill.

1:10:50 Adam And you're doing like five of those a day? So you spend like a hundred, wait a minute, three times five, you spend like $150? What is that?

1:11:02 Caller You know, I spend about $500 a week and then I get my prescription and, you know, I'll get a deal here and there. But yeah, on the average, I'd spend at least $500 a week.

1:11:10 Drew Well, spend the money getting your treatment because this...

1:11:13 Caller Yeah, I've got the money saved up and everything, but I work four jobs and I got a father with Alzheimer's and I need to be here to take care of him a lot.

1:11:19 Adam Hold on, hold on. Four jobs?

1:11:22 Caller Yeah.

1:11:24 The Deftones Something we say to ourselves all the time and it's simple. Your situation is easy if you just do the math. You already know you don't want to do it.

1:11:32 Caller Yeah, I'm pretty...

1:11:33 The Deftones So all you gotta do is add it up and solve it.

1:11:35 Caller Well, I mean, my last option was obviously put myself in a hospital if I have to take the time off of work and get somebody to take care of my father. I mean, that's my...

1:11:45 Drew That's not your last option, is it?

1:11:47 Caller That's what I'm gonna wind up doing.

1:11:48 Drew That's your only option.

1:11:49 The Deftones Yeah, you're just gonna run out. It's just gonna get worse before it gets better.

1:11:53 Drew Yeah, you're gonna hit some kind of awful bottom here. Something terrible is gonna happen. Opiate addiction is the most severe form of addiction. The consequences from the addictive process are profound. And it's gonna keep progressing and they're gonna get worse. And maybe then you'll be motivated to go do something.

1:12:07 Adam I've never even heard of OxyContin.

1:12:10 The Deftones Well, if you're lucky, you'll have the motivation.

1:12:12 Drew There's MSContin, OxyContin.

1:12:15 Adam MSContin, it's that black senator from Kentucky. Where's he from? MSContin?

1:12:20 Drew India.

1:12:20 Adam Yeah, I think his name was Marvin Sherwood or something. Is his middle name? It'd be a good name for, MSContin would be a good name for like a black quarterback played for Tennessee, for Tennessee volunteers or something.

1:12:35 Drew This is basically a long acting opiates is what they are.

1:12:37 Adam You're saying MSContin is hooked on opiates? Well, wait till the sports papers find out about that. We got to go to break. Anna?

1:12:45 Caller Yeah.

1:12:45 Adam You're 16?

1:12:46 Drew Yeah.

1:12:47 Adam You went AOL from your way without leave?

1:12:51 Drew Yeah.

1:12:51 Caller I AWOL from my group home.

1:12:53 Adam Right.

1:12:55 Caller I'm on meds. I'm on Viprexa and I'm on Zoloft.

1:12:59 Adam Hey, we ought to hook you up with Adam. He's on that Oxycontin. You guys have started a super race of drug addicts.

1:13:05 Caller Yeah.

1:13:06 Caller Okay.

1:13:07 Adam It's not funny, huh?

1:13:08 Caller No, it's not.

1:13:09 Adam Okay. Well, hold on a second then.

1:13:10 Caller Okay.

1:13:11 Adam All right. We'll get with you, right?

1:13:12 Caller Okay.

1:13:12 Adam All right. Don't go AWOL from the phone. We'll take a little break. Okay. All right. And you people out there, don't go AWOL from the radio because we're going to be right back with more of the Deftones. Thank you, Dr. Drew and myself after this.

1:13:25 Caller Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

1:14:02 Adam Hey, it's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew, Frank and Steph are both here from the Deftones.

1:14:09 The Deftones We're the silent half.

1:14:10 Adam We're going to hear something off of the White Pony CD, which is their latest CD. I think we'll take one call and then we'll hear that. Yeah?

1:14:19 Drew Finish with Anna, yeah.

1:14:20 Caller Let's do it.

1:14:21 Adam Cool, where was she? Oh, over here, yes. Anna?

1:14:25 Caller Yeah?

1:14:26 Adam So you went AWOL from your group home.

1:14:28 Caller Yeah. I left on Monday night.

1:14:32 Drew What were you in there for?

1:14:34 Caller My father placed me there because I wasn't going to school, and I was doing drugs.

1:14:40 Adam You know what AWOL stands for?

1:14:42 Caller Yeah.

1:14:43 Adam What?

1:14:44 Caller I left without permission.

1:14:46 Adam Yeah, let's see. L, W, O, P. AWOL. No, it's a way without leave.

1:14:55 Caller Okay.

1:14:55 Adam It's a military thing. But anyway, I'm just trying to educate while I criticize. And why did your dad put you in there?

1:15:04 Caller Because I wasn't going to school, and I was doing drugs all the time.

1:15:08 Adam I see. All right. It makes sense. And how did you get out?

1:15:12 Caller I left. They put me in an emancipation home called Romberger House.

1:15:16 Adam Oh, Romberger. Right. That Nazi war criminal from World War II?

1:15:21 Caller No.

1:15:22 Adam General Romberger? No.

1:15:24 Caller The last, I think it's a Jewish name.

1:15:26 Adam All right.

1:15:26 Drew But why did you leave?

1:15:29 Caller Because I didn't like being there. There was a lot of racist people there.

1:15:34 Adam What are you? Are you a race?

1:15:36 Caller I'm Mexican.

1:15:37 Adam Oh. Were they racist against you? What did they do?

1:15:41 Caller Like, they were white and they put Nazi signs all over above my bed.

1:15:47 Drew But these other patients?

1:15:49 Caller Huh?

1:15:50 Drew These are other patients?

1:15:51 Caller Yeah. They had to give me my own room and then somebody broke into my closet and took all my stuff.

1:15:56 Drew What about going to another place?

1:15:58 Caller I can. Why? Because I don't want to risk running into more people like this. So, like, I'm staying with some friends right now.

1:16:07 Adam Wait a minute. Was this like a prison or was it just like a halfway house?

1:16:12 Caller It's a group home.

1:16:13 Drew Group home, really? It's a residential treatment center.

1:16:15 Caller It's in Pasadena.

1:16:17 Adam And there's a lot of, like, young Nazis hanging around at those places?

1:16:21 Drew Well, a lot of angry, anti-social times.

1:16:22 Adam Like, screwed up white kids?

1:16:24 Caller Yeah.

1:16:25 Drew But you need to be there for your own good, Ann. It's to get treatment for the problem you're having managing your life and dealing with the drugs. Huh? It's to help you that you go to places like that.

1:16:36 Caller I know, but it's like, I didn't, I didn't never had a, I never experienced that before.

1:16:42 Adam The racism part?

1:16:44 Caller Yeah.

1:16:45 Adam Well, it's probably just one, like, really, I almost used the F word. One screwed up guy. You know what I mean?

1:16:52 Drew One angry guy.

1:16:52 Adam Like one angry idiot kind of guy.

1:16:55 Caller It's a girl's home. There's nothing but girls.

1:16:57 Adam Well, better yet, screwed up chick.

1:16:59 Drew But it's not about racism. It's about just her rage.

1:17:02 Adam Her just being screwed up.

1:17:03 Drew Yeah, her hatred.

1:17:04 Caller Oh, well, I don't know. It feels like they ran me away from there and stuff.

1:17:09 Drew Well, then you need to find another one.

1:17:11 Caller All right.

1:17:12 Drew Where were you? Wait, wait, wait. Which house we had?

1:17:15 Caller I was at a Romberger house.

1:17:16 Drew A Romberger house. You said that.

1:17:17 The Deftones Or just go back and confront the situation.

1:17:18 Adam Drew, you know all the houses.

1:17:19 Drew Yeah, I'm not familiar with that one.

1:17:21 Adam Really? I thought you had ladies in all those homes. All right, Anna, go back.

1:17:27 Drew I can. Why don't you look into Casa de Las Amigas? I'm not sure if they take you out.

1:17:31 Adam Yeah, they like Mexicans there. That means welcome Mexicans to Spanish, right?

1:17:35 Drew They will at least help you, okay, Anna? You can. Casa de Las Amigas is also in Pasadena.

1:17:41 Caller Oh, well, I was calling-

1:17:43 Drew Oh, but it's not Pasadena, Texas.

1:17:44 Caller I'm on meds.

1:17:45 Adam What, where, are you in, you're in LA County?

1:17:49 Caller Oh, I'm in Montebello.

1:17:50 Drew Yeah.

1:17:51 Adam Okay. All right, so what?

1:17:53 Drew Casa de Las Amigas. She says she's on meds. Yeah, and the medicines don't, yes, you need your medication, but it's not like you're going to crash or withdraw or anything like that, okay?

1:18:00 Caller Yeah, but like, when I'm off them for a long time, my psychiatrist said that I can go crazy.

1:18:06 Drew Yes, that's why you were taking them, is to prevent that from happening.

1:18:10 Adam Hey, hey, hey, Anna. Honey, start taking care of yourself. You're 16, right?

1:18:15 Drew Yeah.

1:18:15 Adam And let's not screw things up worse than they are.

1:18:18 The Deftones Yeah, you still got time.

1:18:20 Adam And listen, Anna.

1:18:21 Drew Yeah.

1:18:23 Adam Here's what I want you to understand very clearly, all right? I know you have a lot of impulses and instincts and ideas and notions. Most of them are wrong, okay? You're thinking is what got you into this pickle in the first place. Just get with somebody and when they tell you to do something, just trust them and do it.

1:18:42 Drew Follow directions.

1:18:43 Adam Follow directions, okay?

1:18:45 Drew You're really hitting it, Adam. The most fundamental problem I have to deal with all the time is that people who have abusive parents aren't willing to follow directions.

1:18:54 Adam And they find abuse wherever they go.

1:18:57 Drew Yes.

1:18:57 Adam Magically, even if they have to bring it out in the person.

1:18:59 Drew They will not follow directions.

1:19:00 Adam Now, where do you want her to go in Pasadena again?

1:19:02 Drew Casa de las Amigas.

1:19:03 Adam That means welcome junkies in Spanish?

1:19:05 Drew Yes. All. One and all.

1:19:07 Adam Welcome all junkies?

1:19:08 Drew Junkies one and all.

1:19:09 Adam Oh, I see. Welcome one and all junkies. Okay.

1:19:12 The Deftones It's all perception. If you want a good life, live a good life.

1:19:16 Adam Yeah. I think she wants a good one, but I don't think she's living it.

1:19:22 The Deftones You have to live the lifestyle you want to live.

1:19:23 Drew She doesn't have the ability yet, and that's what the process of putting her in the residential program is supposed to do.

1:19:30 Adam Frank, you're Mexican, right?

1:19:32 The Deftones Yep.

1:19:33 Adam It seems to me, maybe I'm just naive, but it seems like the white supremacist guys, they go after the blacks and the Jews, and the Mexicans are gnats that are buzzing around, but they're not bothered by them that much. They really focus on the Jews and the blacks. It's always like, we got to stop the blacks, we got to stop the Jews. What about the Mexicans? Yeah, stop them too.

1:19:55 Caller But it's always like-

1:19:56 Adam She's got a bad one on. It's always seems like a second thought. It's like, yeah, what color are they? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. No, no, they're out. Sorry, did I forget the Mexicans? Bert, if I don't bring up the Mexicans, you remind me next time. But they don't seem to, at least to the guys that are for the sort of Aryan Nation guys, they don't seem to pose a threat to them. Do you know what I mean? They're always complaining about the Jews taking over the banking and running Hollywood and ruining the world, you know? And the Mexicans, they're just against because they're not white, but I think it's just a technicality. I think that's it.

1:20:28 The Deftones Time to play the song.

1:20:30 Adam Let's hear the song. This is something from the Deftones, it's called RX Queen. There we go, a little premature clampage there. There's another song for the Deftones off of White Pony, where I'll just having a discussion during the break over which ethnicities complain the most. I won't give you the outcome, but it was interesting. We decided the Mexicans did the least complaining, and that's why we like them the most. Hey, listen, that is a compliment.

1:25:19 The Deftones I'm not even tripping.

1:25:20 Adam Whatever ethnicity does the least complaining is my favorite ethnicity. Tom?

1:25:25 Caller Yeah.

1:25:26 Adam You're 14?

1:25:27 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:25:28 Adam You smoke a lot of weed?

1:25:30 Caller Yeah.

1:25:30 Adam Yeah?

1:25:32 Caller Yeah, I'm going to start out this call by telling you this is a really cool radio show.

1:25:36 Adam Thanks, Tom. Are you stoned now?

1:25:39 Caller Huh? Yeah.

1:25:39 Adam Are you stoned?

1:25:40 Caller No.

1:25:41 Adam Huh?

1:25:43 Caller Yeah.

1:25:43 Adam A little bit?

1:25:43 Drew It's worn off.

1:25:44 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:25:45 The Deftones All right.

1:25:46 Caller Anyway.

1:25:49 Drew All right. So. So.

1:25:51 Adam Tom, I know you think this is a fever pitch, but it's really kind of slow. So what happened? What's your problem?

1:25:58 Caller So, uh, well, today, like skateboarding. And do you have like any skateboarding knowledge?

1:26:05 Drew Like extensive.

1:26:06 Adam Hold on. What's a skateboard?

1:26:08 Caller Huh?

1:26:11 Adam Do you use that in the ocean? A skateboard? Or is that something? Oh, that's surfboards.

1:26:14 Drew Go ahead. Go ahead.

1:26:16 Caller Yeah. OK.

1:26:16 Drew What happened?

1:26:17 Caller So there's like a trick and I call it a nullie.

1:26:21 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:26:21 Caller And you know what it is.

1:26:22 Adam Yeah.

1:26:23 Drew When every one of our callers talks about a trick, it usually means that they were on top of a railing of a stairway.

1:26:29 Caller No, no, no, no.

1:26:30 The Deftones It's just a regular old trick.

1:26:32 Caller Yeah.

1:26:33 Adam All right. So you did the trick and it didn't work out. And what happened?

1:26:36 Caller Yeah. Well, like the board went straight up, you know, and it just kind of landed like that. And so like I landed right on top of it.

1:26:46 The Deftones Right. That's a frequent skateboarding injury right there.

1:26:50 Adam On the nuts?

1:26:51 Caller Yeah. Well, like not exactly in that area, you know, but like right past them.

1:26:57 Drew Behind them where?

1:26:58 Caller Yeah, like back behind them.

1:26:59 Adam Right. So what's happening now?

1:27:01 The Deftones I feel like you're going to die.

1:27:03 Caller It's like bruising, you know.

1:27:05 Adam All right. You're all right. Smoke a little more weed.

1:27:08 Drew You can hurt the pudendal nerve back there, and sometimes it can be an issue.

1:27:11 Adam Hey, 14 Indestructible. Let me tell you something before we go to break. A lot of skateboarding tricks involve dangling the nuts over solid steel objects. And it's almost like-

1:27:23 Drew And then jumping and falling.

1:27:25 Adam You'd be better off just taking your nuts off and like swinging around on a rope over your head by a telephone pole or something. I mean, all those things involve straddling, high-speed, slippery surfaces, a lot of concrete, and you're just begging. When those guys go down those railings with the right foot on the right side and the left foot on the left side and the nut right in the middle of the railing, on a thin board. I mean, you do the math, man. I mean, it is a matter of time before your nuts go right into that rail. And it just seems like the world's worst plan that almost every trick in skateboarding involves some peril to the nuts.

1:28:05 The Deftones Well, most skaters, if you watch them, too, almost never pull off the trick to begin with.

1:28:09 Adam Right.

1:28:09 The Deftones So it's an attempt to get hurt almost every time, unless you're really good.

1:28:13 Adam Why don't you just stay home and hit yourself in the nuts with a rolling pin or a hammer? You wouldn't have to go out. And you wouldn't skin your knee up. It just damaged the nuts. That's what you're trying to do when you skateboard. I'm telling you, save yourself some money. Sit home, put the elbow pads, the knee pads, the helmet on, and then whack yourself in the nuts with a hammer. It's all nut-oriented, and none of those guys wear a cup. Do they? No, that would be too smart. It's a nut-oriented sport.

1:28:44 Drew All right, here we go.

1:28:45 Adam All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:28:50 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:29:17 Drew Hey, it is Loveline. Forget about the phone number. Oh, Adam, thanks for joining us. Oh, wait, wait. No, no. We don't need a mic. You don't need a mic. Relax.

1:29:26 Adam How dare you?

1:29:27 Drew Oh, I'm sorry.

1:29:27 Adam How dare you, Anderson. All right.

1:29:30 Drew I need a mic.

1:29:30 Adam Here we go. Kevin?

1:29:31 Drew How dare you?

1:29:32 Caller Yeah.

1:29:33 Adam You're 23?

1:29:34 Caller Yeah.

1:29:34 Caller I have a problem with the erection.

1:29:36 Caller Yes.

1:29:37 Caller It can happen whenever. I'll be sitting on a bus or something, and it'll just happen. I don't know if it's from movement or what.

1:29:45 Adam Does this always happen?

1:29:46 Caller Yeah.

1:29:46 Caller It just happens.

1:29:47 Drew It makes a little Corolla maintenance. What did you say?

1:29:50 Adam Does it happen your whole life?

1:29:52 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:29:53 Caller I guess it started at fifth grade, but I'll be just sitting there.

1:29:56 Drew It wasn't when he was three, Adam.

1:29:58 Adam You weren't getting erections, let's say, when you were being circumcised. You didn't have an erection. Oh, I wouldn't know that. I don't remember.

1:30:04 Caller But anyway, I'll be sitting there, and it'll just happen.

1:30:06 Drew He's an honest guy.

1:30:07 Caller He's a real crew.

1:30:09 Adam Right. Okay. Do you masturbate?

1:30:12 Caller Well, of course.

1:30:13 The Deftones Every guy does.

1:30:14 Drew How often do you do that?

1:30:15 The Deftones You get your time in.

1:30:15 Drew How often do you do that?

1:30:17 Caller I don't know, like twice a day.

1:30:19 Drew Twice a day.

1:30:19 Adam Still get the erections, huh?

1:30:21 The Deftones I work full time.

1:30:22 Caller I got to get some rest after all that.

1:30:24 Adam All right. So what do you want? But you're riding the bus, so the job can't be that good. What kind of pants you wear?

1:30:33 Caller Jeans.

1:30:34 Adam All right. You're fine. Listen, everybody, I'll tell you my technique for killing an erection. And I'll be honest here, and it's a pretty damn good one. Personally, I get an erection. Now, here's the thing about the erection.

1:30:48 Drew Oh, you like the directionality thing.

1:30:50 Adam I'll change the direction of the erection and the erection will leave. Now, here's what happens with the penis when you get the erection.

1:30:57 Drew Erection, erection.

1:30:58 Adam What's your correction? Putting the penis against my belly and draining the blood out. That's my technique. So look, here's what happens. You're walking around and your penis is dangling down and you're wearing a pair of jeans and you're standing around and all of a sudden the penis gets a little blood into it and starts pushing up and it starts heading up. Now, what happens is, is eventually as it starts heading up, it hits the genes and then that creates a sort of pressure and then it becomes a battle of wills between the genes and the penis. And the penis starts pushing against like, I'm going to get, I'm going to bust these genes this time. And she's like, no, you ain't busting me. And they start pushing down and the penis starts pushing up. Before you know it, you got the best boner you ever had in your life. Now, you want to kill that thing? When you feel it start to come up, slide the hand down, grab it, slide it up against your belly, let your genes go. Now you've pinned it against your belly. You've tricked the penis. It wanted to come up, you want up, I'll give you up.

1:31:55 Drew You've really disciplined yourself.

1:31:57 Adam That's right.

1:31:57 Caller Now the penis is against the belly.

1:31:59 Drew You actually grab and let go.

1:32:01 Adam Never happened to you before. You're right, I rarely had my penis.

1:32:06 Drew I didn't know you could do that.

1:32:07 Adam Erection 101. Pull it against the belly. Now where's it going? It can't push up anymore. It's too far up already and it sure as hell ain't pushing down. You know what the penis does? Foiled, it says, shrugs its shoulders, blood starts draining out and it goes, screw it, and it falls back down again. That's how you kill that erection. Evelyn?

1:32:26 Yes.

1:32:26 Adam Or you do what the skateboarders do, you just hit it with your skateboard, or some railing. Evelyn, what's up?

1:32:35 Okay. My boyfriend and I have been together about two years, and we sleep next to each other a lot. Sometimes when we're sleeping next to each other, I'll be sound asleep and I'll wake up because he's got his hand in my panties and he's fondling me.

1:32:51 Adam Yeah. So?

1:32:55 The thing is, Adam, is this normal? I mean...

1:32:58 Caller Yeah.

1:32:59 Adam How old is he?

1:33:00 He's asleep or not? Sometimes I get awake, but...

1:33:03 Drew He is awake.

1:33:04 A lot of times he swears he's asleep and I...

1:33:06 Adam No. He can be asleep.

1:33:08 Drew But he's awake.

1:33:08 Adam How old is he?

1:33:10 19.

1:33:10 The Deftones No man can fondle and be asleep. It's not possible.

1:33:14 Adam No, but when you go to bed and you're next to a woman and you're attracted to that woman, sometime in the course of the evening your hand is going to stray over there. Oh yeah. And you're not asleep when you're doing it. It's just there's a lot of stuff. Like you know sometimes you get up in the middle of the night, take a leak, you go back to sleep, you don't even remember doing it the next morning. You weren't asleep while you were taking a leak. But for all intents and purposes you were because that's the way your mind remembers it. Or you get that phone call 5.30 in the morning, you hang up and then you don't remember that the person called you. Well, you weren't asleep when you picked up the phone, but you were asleep.

1:33:48 Drew Right, I get it.

1:33:49 Adam And that's what he's doing.

1:33:50 Well, I mean, the first time we did it, we've been together for maybe like three months. And I mean, right then and there, I told him how I felt about it, how it really pisses me off and it makes me feel really uncomfortable.

1:34:02 Adam Why? Why is it freaking out so much?

1:34:06 It just does.

1:34:07 The Deftones Not in the mood.

1:34:08 I can't really explain it.

1:34:09 Adam Anyone ever diddle you without your consent?

1:34:14 Yeah.

1:34:14 Caller You should just do it to him while he's sleeping.

1:34:16 Adam Now we're getting somewhere.

1:34:17 Drew Just fondle him while he's sleeping.

1:34:20 The Deftones He won't say no, though.

1:34:21 Well, I'm not really sure what you're asking.

1:34:23 Adam Well, who did what to you when you didn't want them to do it?

1:34:26 Drew And how old were you?

1:34:29 I was raped and I was 12.

1:34:31 Adam Did someone crawl into your bed?

1:34:33 Yeah.

1:34:34 Adam Oh, you see why I get the big bucks, boys?

1:34:37 The Deftones Well, I seen it coming.

1:34:38 Adam It's all clear now. Oh, yeah, sure. You sit there and second guess my brilliance. Your armchair quarterback. And but I get to the truth.

1:34:46 You are my teacher.

1:34:47 Adam Thank you. Who crawled in your bed when you were 12?

1:34:51 I really don't know.

1:34:52 Drew You don't know?

1:34:53 I was at a party. And I went in the other room because I had had a little too much and I just wanted to go to sleep.

1:35:02 Adam You were 12?

1:35:03 Yeah.

1:35:03 Adam A little too much Coke or booze or heroin or what you have?

1:35:07 We were just drinking a beer.

1:35:10 Adam You were 12 years old. You drank too much. You went to go crash out at the party. And some guy crawled in and he raped you?

1:35:19 Yeah.

1:35:19 That's a damn lie and you know it.

1:35:21 Drew Have you ever had any treatment for that?

1:35:23 No.

1:35:23 Drew Well, that would help you.

1:35:25 Adam I think that's where this is coming from.

1:35:27 Well, I mean, I don't see how that would cause my boyfriend out.

1:35:32 Adam It doesn't cause him to do anything. It causes you to be freaked out by it.

1:35:35 Drew Right. He's doing something sort of normal.

1:35:38 Okay.

1:35:39 Adam See what I'm saying?

1:35:40 Yeah.

1:35:41 Adam Do you understand it, though?

1:35:44 Yeah. I mean, I still don't like it, but... Right.

1:35:45 Adam Well, I know. But here's what I'm saying, Evelyn. You can talk to your boyfriend about this all you want, but you got an energy for it. And what he's doing is sort of within the spectrum of normal behavior for guys. He loves you. You're sleeping next to him. He's turned on by you. He's 19. He's in the middle of his sleep. He gets an erection. He reaches over. He cops a field. The fact that you're freaking out about it is the thing that you got to work on.

1:36:10 Drew Sounds like the sort of libretto for a ballet.

1:36:13 Adam Thank you. Cop a field. All right, Evelyn?

1:36:17 Yeah.

1:36:17 Adam Yeah, you got to tell him not to do it and that's fine. And then you work on the rape thing, okay?

1:36:24 All right.

1:36:24 Adam All right.

1:36:25 Thank you.

1:36:25 Adam She's never going to do that. We'll be back.

1:36:28 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:37:08 Adam All right. Well, there you go. Another fabulous show in the can. I want to thank Frank and Steph for coming in here from the Deftones. Thank you. White Pony, everybody, is the name of the CD. You can get that and then fly over to Europe and see them on what's left of the tour, because the Palladium show is sold out. Thanks for coming in, guys. You're welcome. Thank you, guys. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I remember when I blew my uncle in high school. It was one of the worst days of my life.

1:37:38 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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