Episode 1000754887316

0:54 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:06 Yeah, it's Loveline.

1:08 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-4-4-5-5. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist who's in Las Vegas tonight, Drew.

1:22 Drew Imagine that, yeah.

1:23 Adam You're there because your daughter's entered an ice skating competition?

1:27 Drew One of many.

1:30 Adam Can you say eating disorder?

1:33 Drew Can you say you're an a-hole?

1:34 Adam Hold on. I'm an a-hole?

1:36 Drew You're an asshole.

1:37 Adam That was a trick question, you son of a bitch. So she's over there. When does the competition start, Drew?

1:44 Drew Tomorrow afternoon. Then there's another one Saturday morning, another one Sunday morning.

1:48 Adam Really? All in Vegas or is it Minneapolis and Tucson?

1:53 Drew No, this time all in Vegas.

1:54 Adam I see. And is she on tour or how does this work?

1:58 Drew I don't fully understand. This is this USFSA, United States Figure Skating Association.

2:03 Adam Yes.

2:03 Drew Oh, yes. No. Oh, yes.

2:06 Adam And how old is she? Seven?

2:08 Drew Yeah.

2:09 Adam Is she going to be eight?

2:10 Drew Yeah.

2:11 Adam What category is she in?

2:13 Drew I don't know.

2:13 Adam Well, you know what I mean? I mean, is she going against, you know, seven and eight year olds? Are she going against 70 pounders?

2:23 Drew No, no.

2:23 Adam You know what I mean? Is she skating against 40 year old midgets who weigh 70 pounds?

2:27 Drew I suppose they could be in this class, but there's a whole sort of hierarchy of this thing. I don't really understand it. It's pretty complicated.

2:33 Adam I see.

2:33 Drew It's not my thing.

2:34 Adam Is she in, you know, novice or advanced or do they have these sorts of things?

2:39 Drew Yeah, yeah. She's sort of at the low level, the beginning level.

2:42 Adam I see. What song does she do a routine to?

2:45 Drew Well, you'll be happy to know.

2:47 Adam Greatest Love Of All?

2:49 Drew Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head and Footloose.

2:56 Adam You know I was going to laugh no matter what you said. But Footloose is good. Now, who, how the hell did, okay. I got to talk to that girl.

3:04 Drew You just talk to my wife, will you please?

3:06 Adam I got to talk to your wife. She loves Gator. Is she pushing on her? Is your wife pushing on her? She isn't pushing on her, you think?

3:13 Drew I mean, she's there or she's participating in it. So maybe that sort of secondary gain is there.

3:17 But I don't know.

3:19 Adam You poor son of a bitch. You travel every goddamn weekend for business. And the one weekend you got at home, you get sucked out to Vegas with the family to watch your girl fall in her ass trying to do an axle or a camel or something like that.

3:33 Drew A sow cow.

3:33 Adam A sow cow. All right, better hope she don't do any sow cows. Amber Benson is our guest tonight. She's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Nine o'clock Tuesday nights. No, ten o'clock. No, eight o'clock. There we go. Yeah, hey, Drew. Why is it every, well, I don't want to say everyone, but every other bio I get has the wrong time or date for the TV show that I'm supposed to be plugging on our show.

4:05 Drew It's extraordinary. I remember, you know, we really sort of started standing out was when they put it on a card in front of a camera.

4:10 Adam Yeah.

4:11 Drew When we were doing a TV show, it had the wrong network on it.

4:13 Adam Yeah. You know, and it's funny and it just goes to prove my point, which is everyone wants to do everything but their job. You know what I mean? This is the publicity department. This is the nuts and bolts of their job. Figure out the night and day and network and do not F that up. Forget about the other stuff. There's stuff on here about Amber having a Dalmatian named Penny. What? Is that right? Do you have a Dalmatian?

4:39 I take the fifth.

4:40 Adam Speak into that microphone, please.

4:43 Why would they put that? Oh, no.

4:45 Adam Do you have a Dalmatian?

4:46 I do. I have a Dalmatian.

4:48 Adam Named Penny?

4:48 Well, actually her name is Pennsylvania.

4:50 Adam But you call her Penny.

4:51 Yeah, we had another one named Pittsburgh. Don't even ask.

4:54 Adam The point is, that's correct. That part's right. They got the Dalmatian named Penny part right. They just screw up on the time that the show is on. All right. Well, anyway, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Amber, you play a lesbian witch.

5:12 Yes, I do.

5:16 Adam Amber's a little crazy, but in a fun way. I am not.

5:18 Just my water was frozen.

5:20 Adam Yes, and it thawed and it broke, Drew.

5:24 Drew Now, lesbian witch, does Wicca include lesbian witches?

5:30 Adam Yeah. Oh, they're all lesbians as Wiccas, aren't they?

5:33 No, no, no, no, no, no. I think just because the character that I portray happens to be a lesbian who's interested in Wicca, you don't have to be a lesbian to be interested in Wicca, though. That just happened to be what was going on with my character.

5:46 Adam But you do have to be at least 70 pounds overweight and sort of off the market from a dating standpoint.

5:52 For a Wicca or being a lesbian?

5:53 Adam Yes, which is the biggest lie on television. No, no, no, no, no, no.

5:55 All beautiful women are into Wicca.

5:58 Drew All in movies.

5:59 Adam In movies, right.

5:59 Drew Who was the other Wicca we had in there, Adam, the other night?

6:02 Adam We had a beautiful, slender young gal who was here.

6:06 Drew The new witch, Blair Witch Project.

6:08 Adam Right. She was in here from that project and she basically told me that all the Wiccans that she studied were fat. She had to hang with a bunch of Wiccans to kind of research to roll and they were all fat.

6:19 Somehow, I just, I can't go that big generalization that every Wiccan is overweight.

6:23 Adam There was one skinny one. She was stoned in 1842 by the fat Wiccans.

6:29 I think you get all shapes and sizes with anything.

6:32 Adam No, you do. You get a variety. You get big, large and husky.

6:37 That's not funny. I took lots of pod shots about my weight on Buffy.

6:43 Adam What's wrong with your weight?

6:45 I'm 5'4 and I weigh 118 lbs. Yes. Because I'm not a stick, you know, so I take pod shots at you.

6:51 Adam What do you mean? You weight fine.

6:52 I'm fine. Look, see, if I lift up my shirt, not my shirt, my sweater, I have a shirt underneath that.

6:55 Drew That's right.

6:56 Adam She's not wearing a bra or a shirt under it, but that's not true.

6:58 Drew The only reasonable explanation for that is that everyone else has an eating disorder and they're jealous.

7:03 Adam Yeah.

7:04 And a lot of it actually came from people on the internet and people that are not affiliated with the entertainment industry. I think that because we have this skewed image of what is attractive nowadays, you have to be anorexic-looking or look like you came out of a concentration camp. You know, anybody who's not that gets kind of lambasted.

7:19 Adam Well, listen, here's the deal about television.

7:21 Caller So I'm sensitive about my weight, all right?

7:24 Adam No kidding.

7:25 Caller I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

7:27 Adam I told you she was a lunatic. Hey, Drew, can you get a flight back here?

7:32 Caller I'm nervous.

7:33 Drew You got to come out here. What are we talking about?

7:34 Oh, yeah. That's right.

7:36 Adam I'll do the rest of the show from Olympic Gardens over there. Let me tell you something about television. It's a relative thing. Most people on TV are good-looking, but they're small people.

7:49 Caller Yeah, they're just all very petite.

7:51 Adam Yeah, even the guys.

7:52 Caller But you're tall, and you're on TV.

7:54 Adam I know, but that's a fluke. That'll never happen again.

7:58 Drew But we're sort of large guys, and everybody thinks we're small.

8:03 Adam Yeah, because we're the same height, basically, and people do the math. Meaning, you know, all the guys, all the hunky guys on TV, whether it's, you know, Luke Perry or Michael J. Fox, or whoever these guys are, they're usually these little, little guys.

8:19 Caller Little, petite boys.

8:20 Adam And Drew and I are always, Drew, what are you, 6'1 and change?

8:24 Drew Yeah.

8:25 Adam One of my quarter, I got to be, what am I, 3 1⁄8 of an inch taller than you?

8:28 Drew Yeah.

8:29 Thank you.

8:30 Adam All right, Amber's also on The Prime Gig, which is a new movie, which will be coming out in about 100 years. Now, when is that coming out?

8:38 Caller January. I think I don't know for certain.

8:41 Adam Speaking of tall, Vince Vaughn is in this.

8:43 Caller Oh yeah, he's awesome. Very tall guy.

8:44 Adam And Ed Harris and Julia Armand. And wow, it's pretty good cast.

8:49 Caller Very nice cast. They're very nice. We had a really cool time making that movie, so.

8:53 Adam Vince Vaughn is not gay, is he?

8:55 Caller I would doubt that highly.

8:56 Adam He would? Yeah.

8:57 Caller He gave off heterosexual vibe.

8:59 Adam He did.

8:59 Caller Definitely to me. I mean, maybe, I don't know. I don't go to home with him or anything. I don't know.

9:03 Adam You know, I did this, I did this Kobe Bryant celebrity like bowl for pediatric aids or something. It's weird when they combine stuff like bowling and brain cancer. I know, it's sad. It's kind of a weird thing, but anyway. And it's always funny too, because I've. But it's for a good cause. Yeah, but whenever I do something like that, people always go, hey, thanks a lot, man. Thanks for making it. Thanks for coming out. And I'm always like, hey, I like bowling. I don't give a rat's ass about the pediatric aid.

9:31 Caller Forget the charity.

9:32 Adam This is free bowling. I got a guy going across the street to the Dales Junior trying to get a six pack right now. Are you in?

9:39 Caller No, I got in movie premieres because it's a free movie and free food. Because I've been starving for nine years.

9:44 Adam I don't even know what Kobe, I swear to Christ, I don't know what Kobe Bryant is raising money for, but all I know is it's free bowling for me. But I was there and I saw a guy, one of the other, one of the other, one of these celebrities, one of the celebrities was bowling and he was this guy and he threw the ball, like a girl, like a girl throws a ball. And I don't, I don't, not one of the husky lesbians on the Ladies Pro Bowling Tour, but I mean, kind of like a girl. Like Drew, you know when you ball? Drew?

10:13 Drew Yeah.

10:14 Adam You know how guys, guys bowl angry? Like they try to hurt the pins?

10:18 Drew They heave it.

10:19 Adam They heave it. They launch the ball, they get that sort of Fred Flintstone run at it and then they just try to wallop the pins.

10:26 Drew Yeah. And in fact, the ball doesn't even roll. It slides.

10:28 Adam Yeah, it slides. Like mine actually has a backspin on it, like when you throw a hula hoop on a front lawn, right? And I saw this guy roll the ball and I was like, oh, Jesus, is that a chick? And it turned around. It was Vince Vaughn. And Vince Vaughn came and he sat down a couple seats away from me.

10:43 Caller I should have known the story had a point.

10:46 Adam I started watching him and he moves. He's very fluid.

10:50 Caller Yeah. He's very graceful.

10:51 Adam He's very, yes, graceful. I don't trust that graceful. He's like a ballet dancer.

10:55 Caller Well, Dean Martin was kind of graceful in those guys.

10:58 Adam No, he was. Oh, please. He was drunk and tripping over a stowling chair. The point is...

11:04 Drew Sloppy and graceful, not the same thing.

11:05 Adam Yes. The point is, is Vince Vaughn has a very sort of fluid, willowy... Drew, you know how when you sit, you cross your legs like a chick?

11:14 Drew That pisses you off.

11:15 Adam Drew sits, you know how Drew sits, he crosses his legs like he's wearing a mini skirt on the Mike Douglas show. I'm doing it. I'm doing it to show Drew. No, you know how guys cross their legs? A guy crosses his legs by putting his ankle on top of his knee. Drew crosses his legs by putting the inside of one knee on top of the other knee. Do you see what I'm saying? Things that if you have genitalia...

11:41 Caller I don't know if I would personally go into this whole girly thing because you knew all about triple sowcows and axles and ice skating stuff.

11:49 Adam Drew knew about the sowcow. I only knew about the camel.

11:52 Caller You knew the camel and the axel. He knew the axel.

11:55 Adam I know. Well, he asked his wife to kick his ass. All right, Drew. What am I doing? Picking the calls tonight?

12:02 Drew No, I'm doing it.

12:02 Adam Oh, you are? Oh, you just hung up on line number one.

12:06 Drew Oh, that was a good one, too.

12:07 Adam Yeah, they are going to commit suicide.

12:10 Caller You are mean.

12:10 Drew Well, we are going to get them back.

12:13 Caller You are mean.

12:14 Drew Is this still there on line one?

12:16 Adam Mike?

12:17 Caller Yeah.

12:17 Adam All right, what's your problem?

12:18 Caller That was kind of weird. All right. Well, I don't know. Like, a few days ago, I was doing the regular with my girlfriend, you know. We were having anal sex, I guess.

12:29 Drew That's the regular?

12:30 Caller I know that's the regular.

12:31 Adam Yeah, the weight of the weekend comes around.

12:33 Caller Oh, yeah.

12:35 Adam How old are you? 18, you son of a bitch. Yeah, 18, right?

12:42 Drew I'm the regular.

12:43 Caller Well, like, halfway through it, my penis started to hurt. And I pulled out and I looked down, and she had a butthole the size of a mason jar.

12:53 Adam That wasn't our butthole the size of a mason jar guy, that was it?

12:56 Drew No, absolutely not. No, and his point, yeah, no, no.

13:00 Adam Go ahead, Drew. That wasn't the guy who calls and says that?

13:02 Drew Not even close. That guy had said that our usual guy has a sense of humor.

13:06 Adam Yeah. Michelle, 20. The guy's taking over for the butthole the size of the mason jar guy?

13:12 Drew All right, I'll register this voice.

13:14 Adam Thank you. I don't like him as much. Michelle?

13:16 No.

13:16 Adam You're 20, what's up?

13:18 Caller What's going on? I'm Metin Betty, and I've had plenty of boyfriends and plenty of sexual experiences. And this boy topped any kind of sexual experience, any kind of emotional and any kind of like anything. He was the top of any other person I've ever met. And I've had...

13:40 Drew What happened? What was it?

13:42 Caller It wasn't just one line of numerous nights. It was just sexual fantasy and trying to make them come true. And now everything I think about is just more erotic and more erotic. Like the simple little boys I do now are just nothing compared to what I experienced.

13:58 Adam I'm the dude who comes along. Hey, shut up. What's up with you, nutball? What's up with you? You're insane.

14:04 Caller What's up with me?

14:05 Adam Yeah, you're a little crazy, right?

14:07 Caller Well, I wasn't crazy until I met him.

14:09 Adam No, what's up?

14:10 Caller Yeah, what's the problem? Why are you calling?

14:12 Adam Why did you guys break up?

14:14 Caller He was on a breakup. He was leaving. He was here and then he was gone. I knew it. And I was dating somebody else at the time and I was dating somebody else. And they both like nothing compared to any to...

14:29 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

14:30 Caller Maybe because you knew he was going away and you knew that this was kind of like this. It was just going to be this amazing time. You put everything into it. And then when he goes, it kind of, it's this...

14:39 Caller But it's not as simple as that. There was... He let his guard down. I let my guard down. And everything happened.

14:46 Drew What does that mean? It's also vague. What are you talking about?

14:49 Caller What about blindfold, the straight jacket? But what's...

14:54 Drew He left. That's not letting one's guard down. That is focusing on a fetish.

14:57 Adam That's doing amyl nitrate and getting cornhole. That's not letting your guard down.

15:01 Caller Well, what I'm saying is the boy that I date now, there's just so simple and let's just...

15:07 Drew No, she's not crazy.

15:09 Adam That was...

15:10 Drew What was that all about?

15:12 Adam She's 10 kinds of nuts. She said the F word. I don't want to... Don't hang up on her though. I'm kind of intrigued by her.

15:19 Caller He's like, what's her number?

15:24 Drew Get the physical abuse stuff out of her because I was there.

15:27 Adam All right. Listen, Anderson can't say it. Hey, Michelle?

15:30 Caller What's going on?

15:31 Adam Listen to me, screwball. I don't care how high you are. If you swear again, I'm going to hang up on you. You understand me?

15:37 Caller I'm sorry.

15:38 Adam Now, what do you do for a living?

15:40 Caller I waitress.

15:41 Adam I see. Now, what happened to you growing up?

15:43 Caller What happened to me? I don't know. My mom's been divorced quite a few times. I don't talk to my father.

15:48 Adam What did your dad do to you?

15:50 Caller I don't know. They haven't really hung out since I was two.

15:53 Drew What about the step-dads?

15:55 Caller Step-dad, which one?

15:57 Drew The one that did the bad things.

15:58 Caller Yeah. The one what?

16:00 Adam The one that beat you or raped you.

16:02 Caller None of them did that.

16:03 Adam What did they do?

16:04 Caller Nothing. It's not like them.

16:07 Adam They were all great guys?

16:09 Caller They were all distant fathers.

16:11 Adam All the step-dads?

16:12 Caller Yeah. They were distant. I don't know what it has to stem from. I don't know.

16:17 Adam And your real dad you have no contact with?

16:20 Caller Well, my mom doesn't want me to talk to him.

16:21 Adam Why not? Why?

16:23 Caller Because he's bad.

16:24 Adam Yeah, why?

16:25 Caller Because he hurt people.

16:27 Adam Who did he hurt?

16:29 Caller People in my family. I don't want to get into details.

16:33 Adam Okay. Well, this loss is not affecting you and you're over it now.

16:36 Caller That's the important part.

16:37 Drew Absolutely. It couldn't possibly affect her. This is far in the future.

16:40 Adam Okay. Now, it's been some years. So Michelle, what happened to the world's greatest guy? Why did he go? Where did he go?

16:46 Caller He was only here visiting. That's it.

16:48 Adam Here from where?

16:50 Caller Santa Barbara.

16:51 Adam Oh, well. I saw the way out of Santa Barbara. And where are you calling from?

16:56 Caller I'm calling from the land far away.

16:59 Adam Okay. Hey, baby. I sure hope you're good looking. I know you're good looking. I know you're good looking because you would be beat with a frying pan if you're anything less than a nine. I know she's hot. I can always tell when women are good looking.

17:14 Caller What was the point of the call to talk about how miserable she is?

17:17 Adam She's nuts. No, listen. Let me explain.

17:19 Caller I don't know.

17:20 Adam All right. But let me tell you part of being nuts, part of being nuts is doing a bunch of irrational as that nobody understands and that helps define you as being nuts. You know what I mean?

17:29 I don't know.

17:30 Caller My dad's a psychiatrist. I guess I should. My mom's a psychiatric nurse. I guess I should know about.

17:33 Yeah, you hear that, Drew?

17:37 Adam That's an indictment.

17:38 Caller I know all about those kinds of, no.

17:40 Drew Were you in die skating when you were growing up?

17:42 Caller In gymnastics.

17:43 Adam Oh, eating disorder.

17:45 Caller No, not at all. Actually, I love food. So not binging and purging.

17:52 Adam No, just the purging. Jason, you're 22.

17:57 Caller Yeah, I have a problem with being impotent. Either that or it goes to the other extreme, prematurely ejaculating most of the time that I have sex, probably 75 to 80 percent of the time.

18:09 Adam That's nice, that wildly inconsistent penis with the polar swings. Either it's not working or something's shooting out of it. Yeah, that's hell. That is hell. Has it always been that way?

18:25 Caller Well, I think it's probably gotten worse in the last couple of years.

18:29 Why?

18:32 Caller I don't really know.

18:33 Caller Are you with the same girl or are these different encounters with different women?

18:38 Caller Well, no, I've never been in a long-term relationship.

18:40 Adam All right. Well, listen, there's your answer.

18:43 Drew That's the simplistic solution.

18:45 Adam Well, listen, here's the deal.

18:48 Caller I've seriously considered finding a long-term partner solely for the purpose of learning how to have really great sex.

18:55 Caller Yeah, but that's no way to go into a relationship. You got to really find somebody that you-

19:00 Drew You're not going to have really great sex with somebody you look at as an object. You might as well get a blow up doll. Seriously, that's not going to work for you. You got to be able to be open to a relationship and somebody you can communicate with, have mutuality with and work these things out or else it's just going to keep overwhelming you the way it has. All right.

19:16 Adam Well, listen, I've said this. Amber, you want to say something?

19:19 Caller No, no.

19:19 Adam You go.

19:20 Caller You go.

19:20 Adam You go.

19:21 Drew Poor Amber.

19:23 Adam Oh, she's having a time. She's having a time of her life over here. Here's the deal. I don't believe that women need this as much as men, although it helps. Well, you know, I say this all the time, that a man, especially a 20-year-old guy who's never been in a long-term relationship, needs that one girl to work everything out with. Right. You know, that person, that person you walk around naked for the first time with, you know, you take a shower, you take a shower with.

19:52 Drew I think Amber's mom is there in the studio as well.

19:54 Adam Is she here? She is. Oh, my God. Sure, why did you bring that?

19:58 Drew Yeah, sure, sure. I got that.

20:00 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

20:02 Drew Mom, mom, ladies and gentlemen.

20:04 Adam No, I don't mean you, Amber. I mean one.

20:07 Caller No, I know what you're saying, but let me just put it in my two cents. I think that, you know, the brain is the biggest sex organ, and until you find somebody that you are just completely head over heels in love with, you're not going to find that, you know.

20:18 Drew No, that's a woman thing. That's a woman thing.

20:20 Adam Anderson, shudder my cough. That's nonsense. Are you kidding? Why didn't anyone tell me Amber's mom was here early? I was about to do ten minutes on psychiatric nurses and how crazy they were. That could have been a disaster.

20:31 Are you kidding me? I don't believe you said that.

20:34 Adam Drew, how did you know that? You're not even here. Drew, how do you know that?

20:39 Drew That's an interesting question, isn't it? You're psychic.

20:42 Adam Yeah, Drew, how do you know that?

20:43 Drew I had to hook up. I had to do 20 minutes of tech prep for this thing.

20:48 Adam Oh, really?

20:48 Caller I read all the gossip.

20:49 Adam I see.

20:50 Caller That we're a twenty-year-old who doesn't drive and brings her mother with her to Loveline.

20:53 I don't drive?

20:54 Caller No.

20:54 Adam I showed up early.

20:55 Caller I'm not from New York.

20:57 Caller You don't drive?

20:58 Adam How old are you?

20:58 Caller Twenty-three.

20:59 Adam And you don't drive? I knew you were crazy.

21:02 Caller I just never got my license. And I'd be a bad driver because I'm not focused.

21:06 Adam No, you're not. No, you'd be doing sixty and you'd start working out.

21:11 Caller No, no, I go slow. I go very slow. But like I somehow missed the there's a big red light, you know, right there in front of me.

21:17 Adam You'd, yeah, you'd see something shiny like the seatbelt would wink at you from the passenger side.

21:24 Caller Pretty colors. Ooh, sky blue.

21:29 Adam Drew, am I a sanctuary snobby?

21:31 Caller I'm not nutty.

21:31 Adam No, but in a good way, like that old fashion way where you think you're Napoleon. You think you're Napoleon?

21:36 Drew You're kind of nutty, but you've been sort of looking for it, Adam.

21:39 Adam I have been looking for that kind of nutty. Not that crazy, junky, hostile, hostile, urinates on things, you know, bashes a shopping cart in your car.

21:48 Caller Is there something wrong with urinating on things now?

21:51 Adam No, no kidding. But I'm talking about that old school thinks you're Napoleon nutty. You know, straight jacket, chase you around with a butterfly net nutty, that kind of nutty. Drew, do they still chase people around with butterfly nets? I'm going to ask Amber's mom at the psychiatric hospital. Do you guys have those oversized butterfly nets? Yes, she's nodding yes. You know what I would do, Drew, just for gag? If I ran a psychiatric hospital, because as you know, the mentally insane are very gullible, I would have a whole rack of nets up behind like the receptionist, the nurse receptionist table. Just a big thing of nets. And every once in a while, I'd dress a guy up like a patient and have him run through the courtyard and chase him with this big net. Oh, that's so mean. They think that would be good? Oh, that's good for morale. They love that.

22:37 Drew Where does she find those?

22:39 Caller She hasn't. She hasn't had to work for a few years now.

22:44 Drew Where did she?

22:44 Caller She worked over at Edgemont.

22:46 Drew Mm-hmm.

22:47 Adam Drew, you know that place?

22:48 Caller I've been there for a while.

22:49 Drew I'm familiar with it.

22:50 Adam Drew, wasn't your wife there for a while?

22:52 Drew I don't know.

22:52 Adam That's what you want me to bring up.

22:53 Caller Oh, you're mean.

22:54 Drew Stop it.

22:55 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. I have no idea what I was going to say, but that's fine. I'll think of something else when we come back. Amber Benson is here. She is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

23:04 Caller Tuesday at 8 o'clock.

23:05 Adam Tuesday at 9 o'clock.

23:08 Caller 8 o'clock.

23:09 Adam It's at 9 o'clock.

23:09 Caller 8 o'clock.

23:10 Adam Here's my new... You want to know what my new motto is, Drew? What? My new plan is whatever the bio says is what I will read.

23:19 Caller The sky is black.

23:20 Adam 9 o'clock, everyone. Tune in at 9 o'clock. 8 o'clock. 9 o'clock. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock. WB. We'll be back.

23:29 Caller 8 o'clock. I did my first drywalling thing down here.

23:40 Adam Oh, yeah.

23:41 Caller I had the crap out of my hand. Amber Benson.

23:44 Adam Yeah.

23:45 Drew Yeah, I never realized just how awful it sounds when you come into the show in the middle of a conversation.

23:50 Adam Oh, really?

23:51 Caller We were just talking about drywalling.

23:52 Adam Talking about drywall, Drew.

23:53 Caller And Corian.

23:54 Adam How dare you? Drew, you're so busy, you're so wound up in your daughter's ice skating career.

24:00 Caller Which is awesome. It's so cool.

24:02 Adam You've lost sight of your goals here, which is try to help the kids. So you're a drunk in Vegas right now, and I'm holding down the ship. How dare you critique my performance? Amber Benson is our guest tonight.

24:14 Caller 8 o'clock?

24:14 Adam She's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

24:16 Drew You know what? It's 9 o'clock in mountain time though, wouldn't it?

24:20 Adam All right. 8 o'clock mountain time, 9 o'clock Pacific time.

24:26 Caller 8 o'clock.

24:30 Adam WB Tuesday Nights.

24:31 Caller Where all the young girls are.

24:32 Adam That's right.

24:33 Caller That's why you watch it.

24:35 Adam I love those young girls. Drew, where are we going?

24:39 Drew We are going to Samantha, 19.

24:44 Amber Benson Oh my God. Okay.

24:46 Hi. Hi.

24:47 Amber Benson Hi, Drew. Hi, Adam. I love you so much. Thank you. I've been listening to you guys for like five years and I never called before because usually all my questions get answered. But like I've been so stressed out lately and it's like, I don't know, when I was like, my mom started going out with this guy when I was like four, like her and my dad got divorced and then like they started going out when I was like four and like I don't remember when it happened but he molested me and like I remember being raped when I was like eight. That's like the first time I remember. And it happened until I was like 12. Jesus. And then. I don't know, they broke up or whatever, whatever happened.

25:33 Adam So four years this went on with him.

25:36 Amber Benson Yeah, from what I remember.

25:38 Adam From what you remember.

25:39 Amber Benson I'm like, I never like really remembered it until one time, like after him and my mom broke up, he took me out to lunch or something, he came back in town and then he actually told me that he did it.

25:50 Adam Why? Why? Why did he tell you?

25:52 Caller He's a sicko.

25:53 Amber Benson No.

25:54 Caller Well, I mean, was he?

25:55 Adam I know, but what would...

25:56 Drew How did it come up?

25:57 Adam Yeah, how did he work that in?

25:59 Amber Benson We were going to go pick up his girlfriend at, like, wherever she worked, it was at the mall, and we were going to go out to lunch, and he was just like, oh, are you having sex now? And I was like, no, Craig. And then he was like, oh, well, you've had sex before. And I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, he's like, because I had sex with you.

26:16 Caller Oh, I see.

26:17 Amber Benson I had to like...

26:18 Adam Well, let's not rush to judgment, Amber, please.

26:20 Caller Oh, definitely not. No, not after that.

26:22 Adam We're all God's creatures. It would be nice, though, if we...

26:24 Caller Some deserve to be locked up forever, but...

26:26 Adam Oh, locked up. It would be nice if he just had a bullet in his head, wouldn't it?

26:29 Amber Benson Yeah.

26:29 Adam Wouldn't that be nice?

26:30 Amber Benson But I cannot stand my mom for the love of God. I want to, like, anytime she talks, I just want to, like, beat the crap out of her.

26:37 Adam Yeah, you're right. Let me give you my take on this. This guy, I'd love it if he just had a bullet in his head.

26:45 I really would.

26:46 Adam But on the other hand, if I were you, I'd hate your mom's guts because there's plenty of rapists, there's plenty of pedophiles, there's plenty of abusers. Your mom went out, found one, brought him home and then turned a blind eye to whatever the ass he was doing to you for four whole years. And if she didn't know about that, that makes her a bad mom. And if she did know about it, it makes her a worse mom.

27:08 Caller Have you talked to her about it?

27:10 Amber Benson No, I haven't because she was so emotionally unstable this whole time she was with him and it was me and my sister basically, we cleaned the whole house, we did a lot. I was like seven when I started doing laundry.

27:21 Drew Guess what? My mom was actually abused too.

27:23 Adam Something happened to your mom, I'm sure. Sure of it. You ever meet your grandpa?

27:28 Amber Benson Oh, well he died when I was like eight, I think.

27:31 Caller Of what?

27:32 Adam Cancer. You wonder, did she ever talk about him? You think something happened to your mom?

27:38 Amber Benson No, she liked him, I mean she never says anything bad about him.

27:41 Adam Something bad happened to your mom, I guarantee it.

27:44 Drew Had to have been over her to pick a victimizer like this.

27:47 Caller Does she drink or does she take anything?

27:50 Amber Benson No.

27:50 Caller No, she's just unstable mentally.

27:53 Amber Benson She is, I don't know why but she is.

27:55 Adam Yeah, well I'll tell you why.

27:56 Drew We're telling you why.

27:56 Adam We're telling you why. Somebody did something to her growing up that was pretty close to probably to what happened to you growing up.

28:04 Amber Benson Really?

28:06 Drew Yeah.

28:06 Adam It has to be.

28:07 Caller How old is she? How old are you?

28:08 Amber Benson How am I? I just turned 20. I said I was 19 because I was...

28:11 Caller So you don't live with her anymore?

28:12 Amber Benson No, I still live with her. That's the problem.

28:14 Adam You do? Well, listen, Amber's mom drove her here tonight so she's not passing anything.

28:20 Caller Are you in school right now?

28:21 Amber Benson No, I only went to school for a year and I work full time now.

28:24 Drew But it's interesting, Amber, is it? I mean, Amber, I'm sorry, the college name is Samantha, that it makes it sort of difficult to hate her, doesn't it, if you know that she was an injured child.

28:34 Amber Benson He's knowing that because I don't know that for a fact.

28:37 Drew I think you could find that out. I think if you look in the scratch of the surface you'll find that that's there.

28:42 Adam Well, listen, I hate her anyway.

28:44 Amber Benson None of her other boyfriends were like that and like the guy that she's marrying to now, he's great. He's nothing like.

28:50 Adam What kind of guy is your dad?

28:52 Amber Benson My dad? Well, I was adopted.

28:55 Caller So you've never talked to your mom about it? She's never, does she know what happened?

28:59 Amber Benson You know what? I was molested before this. At the babysitter's house by one of the other kids that were there. When she knew about that, the kid didn't go there anymore or whatever. But I don't know. I recently remember this one time when I was home with her boyfriend. And she came, I was in there and I only had like my robot or something and like she was doing whatever. And my mom walked in and she questioned him about it and he like denied it or whatever.

29:28 Caller And she took his word for it?

29:30 Amber Benson Yeah, she took his word for it and it was just like from then on I just, I've had no desire to say anything to her because I don't know what it's going to do to her.

29:38 Adam Listen, I just got a quick question. You were adopted by your mom and the guy who molested you?

29:44 Amber Benson No, no, no.

29:44 Adam Where's the, who adopted you?

29:47 Amber Benson My mom and her second husband.

29:49 Adam Alright, what happened to him?

29:51 Amber Benson They got divorced when I was four.

29:53 Adam You never talked to him? That's what I'm trying to get to.

29:56 Amber Benson No, no, never talked to him.

29:58 Adam You have no idea why they got divorced or anything?

30:02 Amber Benson My mom, like, I think like a couple years ago she said because he had a drug problem.

30:06 Adam Alright, I guarantee your mom, She needs to be talking to somebody. Your mom's dad was an alcoholic or molester or something.

30:12 Drew Or both.

30:13 Adam Yeah, maybe both.

30:14 Caller Well, she needs to be talking to somebody. Isn't there some, I mean.

30:17 Adam You need to talk to Amber's mom.

30:20 Drew Or dad.

30:21 Adam You need to get, or dad.

30:22 Caller He works for the prison system, so.

30:24 Adam Fantastic. I'll see him, I'll see him when I get my DUI.

30:28 Caller But seriously, I mean, she needs to be talking to somebody about this. This is not something you can overcome on your own. Sexual abuse is.

30:35 Amber Benson I've always like, tried not to think about it, but lately just everything just keeps.

30:39 Adam Alright. Listen. You need to talk to somebody. You understand? Not us, because we're tired.

30:46 Drew No, because you can't do it on the radio.

30:47 Adam Oh, that's right.

30:48 Drew Do anything for major league problems.

30:49 Adam Two minutes. How about ten minutes? Let's go to our next call. She needs to go to a therapist.

30:54 Caller She's got to work this out. She definitely does.

30:56 Adam And don't, feel free to hate your parents like Drew does.

30:59 Caller No, no, no. Parents are awesome.

31:01 Adam No, they're horrible people.

31:01 Caller I love mine.

31:02 Adam Well, of course, you're not getting home if you don't say that.

31:06 Steve?

31:08 Yep.

31:08 Adam You're 20. What's up?

31:09 Caller Okay. Well, I was engaged about seven months ago to this girl. And this was back in March. She saw, I guess, met some guy online or something and decided she didn't want to be with me no more. Now that seven months has passed, she's been contacting me again and saying that she'd like to get back together. I'm just wondering what's the likeliness of her doing this Internet thing again?

31:40 Adam Well, it's about 43, 44 percent.

31:43 Drew 47, Adam, be fair.

31:44 Adam Oh, 47? I'm sorry. Seven looked like a three. I'm sorry.

31:49 Drew It's not about the Internet. It's about her going after chaotic, spurious, impulsive, thrilling relationships that are not real.

31:57 Adam You were in... Oh, wait. That sounds exciting. Dr. Drew, do you know any of those?

32:00 Caller That's second caller, Adam.

32:02 Adam Hey, you guys were engaged in She Did This?

32:05 Caller Yeah.

32:06 Adam On the Internet?

32:07 Caller Uh...

32:08 Adam What the hell?

32:09 Drew You might as well just sabotage.

32:11 Adam No.

32:11 Caller It doesn't sound like something I would get involved with again.

32:14 Adam What happened to that relationship?

32:17 Caller Well, we weren't engaged online. We did meet online, though.

32:20 Adam Oh, you met online. I see.

32:22 Caller And I'm from California, and, um... I went out to go meet her, and we were together for a couple of months, and decided to go ahead and get engaged, and we...

32:31 Drew Oh, Nate, is that you?

32:33 Adam I think this is my Catholic little brother, Nate. I met his lady online, too. Uh, okay, let's see...

32:40 Caller I would just write her off, because obviously she's not as into the relationship as he is, and she's going to go off again, so...

32:46 Adam Here's the problem. Bye-bye. People who meet people online have serious difficulties, and all bets are off. This is not a real world. It's a cyber world. This guy's desperate, obviously, because he's meeting chicks online, and he's thinking about taking someone back who left him high and dry. He needs to meet somebody else.

33:04 Caller Well, I mean, I understand the allure of the internet, because some people are very shy, and they don't like to go out, and, you know, they feel uncomfortable, and so I can see how you can get involved in something like that, but I agree with you that it definitely is something not quite right, if that's the kind of relationship this long-term non-seeing one another kind of thing.

33:20 Adam Yeah. I'm knee deep in that internet. I had a guy say to me today...

33:24 Caller Like those chat rooms, huh?

33:25 Adam A guy said to me today, what's your email address? I'll just send you the information. I don't know what that is. Alicia?

33:33 Yeah.

33:33 Adam You're 16?

33:34 Caller Yeah.

33:35 Caller What's up?

33:37 Caller When I was about 9, I would do sexual things with girls that were younger than me. And I could never physically meet them, do anything, but it was kind of like a mental thing.

33:50 Drew Hold on a second.

33:51 Adam Hold on, Drew?

33:52 Drew Yeah.

33:52 Adam I don't want to talk to her. I'll talk to her after the break. It's too heavy. Let me just talk to Clinton over here. We talked to him for 10 minutes and he'd been raped. You know what I mean? All right, please. Here's your head over there. Are you drunk?

34:04 Drew Me?

34:05 Adam Yes, Drew.

34:05 Drew You're drinking this supplementary drink. No. Not even a molecule.

34:10 Adam What casino are you doing the show from? Me?

34:12 Drew It's the Greats. Listen, Infini Studio. It's beautiful.

34:16 Adam Really? Are we not on in Vegas now?

34:20 Drew I can't quite figure that out. I don't think so.

34:22 Adam Clinton, shut up. Go ahead, Drew. We're not on in Vegas?

34:27 Drew I don't think so.

34:28 Adam Don't come back until we're on in Vegas. Are we on?

34:31 Drew I'm literally watching a guy broadcast through the glass here on 107.5, 107.5, here in Vegas. So we should be on that one. I'll go over there and try to get on there with him.

34:42 Adam Do what you can, Drew. All right, let me go back to Clinton here. Clinton?

34:49 Caller Yeah, what's up?

34:50 Adam All right, so what's going on?

34:51 Caller First of all, I wanted to say what's up and I wanted to compliment your commentaries because I love hearing you repeat how everybody says anything and it's just awesome.

35:02 Drew Anyway, I was like, Adam, you repeat things too. Repeat things too.

35:06 Caller Yeah, that's awesome.

35:07 Adam Thank you.

35:08 Caller Like a parrot.

35:09 Yeah.

35:12 Adam I got to kill two hours a night, please.

35:16 Caller I hope you plan on spending a lot more time on me than you do with that other girl because, no, I'm joking. Anyway, I got a girl that I'm really, really associated with right now. I really like her. I love her a lot. I never felt like this about anybody and there's this guy. He's totally cool. He's like my best friend. He's like my brother. I love his mom and everything. In fact, I spent my birthday at their house the other day. But he is very aware of the fact that we're totally trying to build a relationship. We had had before, but we slowed things down because of a lot of things going on. My mom got sick and I like the business. Anyway, he comes in and I'm like, hey Lorenzo, do you like my girlfriend?

35:56 Adam He's like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is it your girlfriend or is this a girl you're into?

36:00 Caller I said girlfriend to him. I wouldn't really consider it my girlfriend right now.

36:05 Caller You're working on having her be your girlfriend.

36:07 Caller Basically.

36:08 Adam It's like what Adrienne Barbeau is to me.

36:11 Caller Whatever. Yeah.

36:12 Adam Yeah. Same thing. She doesn't know about me yet, but I'm coming baby.

36:17 Caller Yeah, there's twins of hers.

36:18 Caller I got you. And he comes and he comes and I'm like, and he's like basically saying, yeah, I do like her. I'm like, well, Lorenzo, look, she's my girl. And I mean, I wanted to develop a relationship. Would you stay away from her? No, I'm asking you for advice. What would you suggest that I do?

36:33 Adam First off, you stop hanging around with guys named Lorenzo. They're trouble.

36:37 Caller So you had an inkling that he was interested, right?

36:39 Adam You ever met Lorenzo Lamas? You see this guy? He's a troublemaker, this guy.

36:44 Caller So you had a feeling, that's why you confronted him, because you had a feeling that he liked her, right?

36:48 Caller And I knew that he did because he told me before, before I ever started anything.

36:52 Adam Clinton, you're putting more time into getting this chick than Hitler put into his invasion of Russia. Meanwhile, you're doing nothing. You haven't even kissed her, have you?

37:06 Caller Yes, I have.

37:06 Adam No, you have not.

37:08 Caller I have to.

37:09 Adam How dare you lie to me?

37:10 Caller Hold on, hold on. Listen, I'll be very honest with you. I don't want you, like, I've called you before and I've talked to you. But anyway, I will never lie to you.

37:17 Adam Okay. What kind of kissing?

37:21 Caller I have done both. I've just, you know, peck, I've done a regular kiss, and then I've, I've, like, tongue kiss.

37:26 Adam Passionate tongue kissing?

37:27 Caller Yes, very passionate.

37:29 Adam Against, against her mouth, against her closed mouth? Because that's happened to me.

37:34 Caller Lick, lick, lick.

37:36 Adam Her mouth was open. Is that true? Yes. And her tongue was in your mouth?

37:41 Caller Yes, it was.

37:41 Adam And then what, how long ago was that?

37:43 Caller That was about, I'd say, Two hours. Three weeks to a month ago.

37:46 Adam A month ago. And how many times have you kissed her with your tongue since then?

37:50 Caller Probably, since then, probably, probably once or twice, I'd say.

37:54 Adam All right. Why, what's going on here? You're 16. Why is this thing dragging?

37:58 Caller Oh, you're 16?

37:59 Caller I don't know. I, I don't know. Yeah? How old do you think I was?

38:02 Caller I don't know. I thought you were older. You just have a, a, a...

38:05 Adam I get that a lot. You have a certain je ne sais old.

38:09 Caller Really, I honestly get that a lot.

38:10 Adam Okay. So listen, why, why doesn't she like you?

38:13 Caller Um, it's not that she doesn't like me. It's just, I had spoken to her with, like, I was actually about a week ago, because, like, we kind of declared going out, but we weren't really sure, so...

38:21 Adam All right. Hold on a second. Drew, wake up.

38:24 Drew I got to talk to you about this. I know.

38:26 Adam You know, you, you know who we're talking to and about. You know what I'm talking about here, Drew?

38:31 Drew Yes.

38:31 Adam That's sort of delusional 16-year-old.

38:33 Drew Oh, the typical male.

38:35 Adam Typical 16-year-old male. Like, if we had her on the other line, she'd be like, Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Oh, Clinton. Yeah, he's a sweet kid.

38:43 Caller I don't know that for certain.

38:44 Adam Whatever happened to him? Yeah, nice kid.

38:47 Drew Detail, detail my car for me.

38:48 Adam Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay, we used to mow the lawn. I wonder what happened.

38:52 Caller Well, come on, they had tongue kissing. Come on.

38:54 Adam Yeah, they had tongue kissing three weeks or a month ago, which...

39:00 Caller And then once in between now and then.

39:01 Adam Let me translate. That is well over a month ago, which is a lifetime when you're 16 years old. It has happened maybe once since then. We all know that when you're 16 and there's a girl who's 16, you guys are into each other. It's happening. And we know that Clinton's into her enough for the both of them. Why isn't this thing going forward? I'm guessing it's because she ain't as interested as Clinton is. Right. And what I'm saying to Clinton is, don't focus so much on your friend Lorenzo.

39:27 Caller Focus on the relationship.

39:28 Adam Focus on her. Figure out whether this thing's going to fly. And if it's not, which I don't think it is, then understand it, accept it, and move on. Thank you very much. All right. Amber Benson is here tonight. She's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She plays Tara. Tara. No, for Christ sakes.

39:47 Caller It's important.

39:48 Adam Tara, the lesbian wiccan. And again, you can find her at 9 o'clock Tuesday night. On the WWWB. Drew's in Fabulous Las Vegas. And we'll be back after this. Hey, it's the Love Live. That was a nice clean start, huh, there, Drew Ski?

40:11 Drew Hey, I just landed at 107.5 radio station.

40:13 Adam Oh, you did?

40:14 Drew Yeah, they apparently play Stern. I just went in the air with the guy. They apparently play Stern from 3 a.m. till noon. And we gotta move him aside and have some real radio here.

40:24 Adam So, we're gonna be on in Vegas at 3 a.m.?

40:27 Drew No, no, no, no. They just think they were having too much talk, which in fact they are. It's all Stern for like nine hours.

40:31 Adam I see.

40:32 Drew So they gotta get rid of some of that and bring us in. So there we go.

40:34 Adam Oh, you scored, huh?

40:36 Caller Yeah. Congratulations.

40:37 Adam That's beautiful, Drew.

40:38 Drew And by the way, I was sitting here. Hey, hey, that's my job.

40:42 Adam Yeah. No, she dropped some water. She didn't punch the mic.

40:45 Drew What? Go ahead. I was sitting here during the last couple of calls. I was really uncomfortable. I couldn't figure out what the problem was. I realized I was drinking really good coffee.

40:58 Amber Benson Really?

40:59 Drew I was shook.

41:01 Caller Shocking.

41:03 Adam They have a radio station at the Starbucks or something over there?

41:07 Drew It's just, I don't know. It's radio. It's like one of those little radio brewing stations. Made good coffee. There's something sinister about that.

41:16 Adam I don't want to be on that station anymore, Drew. I don't trust it. All right. So we're going to be on a station in Vegas and we won't see an extra penny out of that, will we?

41:25 Caller Are you kidding?

41:26 Adam Amber Benson is our guest tonight. She plays Tara. Tara. I'm going to put a, what do I do? Put an umlaut or something? What do I do?

41:35 Caller Just go T-E-R-R-A and that'll give you the phonetic.

41:37 Adam Oh, Tara. Yeah. She plays Tara, the lovable lesbian witch.

41:41 Caller Yeah, the lovable lesbian witch.

41:43 Adam On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Tuesday nights at 9 o'clock. WB. And let's talk to Ryan who's 18, right?

41:50 Caller Yeah. I have a question about my sister or either of you, I guess.

41:54 Caller All right.

41:55 Caller I don't know if she's a lesbian or not or going that direction. My cousin and I both have suspicions. I see.

42:02 Drew Why?

42:03 Caller Well, I'll let you know what those are. And the first one is she has no interest in the opposite sex, at least not outwardly. And she has been known to play a doctor with my female cousin.

42:18 Caller Wait, how old is she?

42:20 Caller 14 or something. I don't know. I don't live with it anymore.

42:23 Caller A lot of young girls do experiment at that age. That is an experimental age. At 14? That's what I've heard. I didn't at 14, but that's what they say.

42:32 Adam Mom's right behind her.

42:34 Drew Yeah, not 14.

42:37 Caller It's scary what they do.

42:38 Adam No, Drew doesn't want to think about anything that women do to do sex with.

42:41 Caller I mean, I'm 23 and I've never had sex.

42:45 Adam Really?

42:46 Caller Yeah. And I...

42:47 Adam I'd call you a liar if your mom drove you here tonight, so I can't believe you.

42:52 Caller No, but I mean...

42:53 Adam Hold on, Amber, what happened to you? What's up with you?

42:56 Caller Just stop. Just hold on. Can I finish my point for a second? I just... There are 14-year-olds that know more about the stuff than I do, and it's kind of scary.

43:03 Adam Yeah.

43:04 Caller I mean, so I don't put it past someone being 14 and experimenting.

43:08 Adam Now, Amber, what is up? What's going on with you?

43:10 Caller I just haven't met anybody.

43:11 Caller I really, really want to have sex with them. I just haven't met that person yet.

43:16 Adam She lives with her mom. She's 23 years old. Her mom drove her because she doesn't have a driver's license. She's too distracted to drive an automobile. She's never had sex with a man. What is up? What happened?

43:28 Caller And there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong.

43:31 Adam Oh, now. Come on, Drew. You want to make a diagnosis?

43:34 Drew You got a cracker?

43:37 Adam I don't know. I just think you... No, you're just... Your parents were on you too much too early or something. Over-dominant, right?

43:44 Caller I just think that for me personally, and this has no...

43:47 Adam What was your childhood like? You did a lot of reading?

43:49 Caller No, I did a lot of reading. I was a dork. I admit that freely. I was a big dork growing up.

43:54 Adam One of those...

43:56 Caller You know what?

43:56 Adam Vivid, hold on.

43:57 Caller You know what? You have... I'm not talking to you anymore.

44:00 Adam Oh, how dare you? Listen, was... You were one of those kids with a vivid imagination, right?

44:06 Caller I'm an actor, for God's sake. Come on.

44:08 Adam But were your parents dragging you out to auditions when you were four?

44:12 No, no, no, no.

44:13 Caller I'm from Alabama.

44:15 Adam Who wanted to get an acting?

44:15 Caller I'm a nice southern girl.

44:16 Adam Whose idea was it? You?

44:18 Caller Oh, yeah. I love the camera.

44:20 Adam I'm a big ham. You when you were two and a half?

44:22 Caller Not two and a half.

44:23 Adam How old were you?

44:24 Caller Oh, God, I don't know. I didn't start till I was 14 out here, so... Really?

44:28 Adam How are we acting in Alabama? Can you act in Alabama? You get shot in Alabama.

44:32 Caller You get to be in a theater in Alabama, which is awesome. I did a lot of that.

44:35 Adam Really?

44:36 Caller Yeah.

44:36 Adam How old were you when you started?

44:38 Caller I don't know. I think I was like 8.

44:40 Adam 8? Maybe 6?

44:42 Caller I don't know. I was in the dancing. I was a hyper child. She put me in everything.

44:46 Adam Headshots?

44:47 No, no, no, no, no.

44:48 Adam When did you get your first headshot?

44:50 Caller I don't know. I think when I came out here when I was 14.

44:52 All right.

44:52 Adam All right. I'll let you slide.

44:54 Drew Poor mom.

44:54 Caller No, no. I just, you know...

44:56 Drew She may be super healthy, Adam.

44:58 Adam I think she may be. Yes. I like to make you my wife.

45:02 Caller No, I just haven't met anybody that I... I haven't fallen in love. And I think for me personally, until I find that person, whether it's marriage or not, I just, you know...

45:09 Adam Okay. You're not really just crazy, right?

45:12 Caller No, I'm a mutt, religion-wise.

45:15 Adam Right.

45:15 Drew As far as Ryan goes, he'll get back to that call.

45:17 Caller Yeah. Now that we've set way into my pathetic life...

45:20 Drew I'm more concerned that that sister may have had some boundary issues, maybe have some sexual identity issues, and the 14-year-old that's blowing through boundaries strangely and experimenting with the same thing. It suggests something happened to that sister.

45:32 Caller Well, playing doctor at 14 is a little...

45:34 Drew Yeah... .bizarre.

45:35 Caller Yeah, and that is really strange.

45:36 Drew And so it's not about being gay, it's about being disturbed. Thank you.

45:40 Adam All right. Wes, you're 29.

45:43 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta go to break.

45:44 Adam You got red dots on your penis? Yeah. All right. What is that, Drew?

45:48 Drew He's very excited about it. I need to hear more.

45:51 Adam You don't need to hear more. He needs to go get it checked out. You can't help him.

45:54 Drew Of course.

45:55 Adam So why don't we just tell him to go get it checked out? We talk to some Yahoo with dots on his dork every night. Then we do the same call.

46:03 Drew It's the dots on dork syndrome. Yes. It's the new Dr. Seuss book. In fact, we're going to be going to have the STD Dr. Seuss book. See, dots on dork. Yeah. Oh, no.

46:11 Adam That's right. Hop on pop and then put the dots on your dork. We'll take a little break. Amber Benson is our guest tonight. 23 of Virgin, everybody. Shut up. Mom's over here now. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Yep, it is Loveline of Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew in Las Vegas tonight. Everybody is out there roading for his young daughter who is in a skating tournament. Drew, where do they have that skating tournament?

47:04 Drew I haven't seen the rink yet.

47:06 Adam Is it like a hotel?

47:08 Drew No, it's off the strip somewhere, but it's nearby.

47:11 Adam Yeah. You sure she's not like nudes on ice or something?

47:15 Drew By the way, you forget how huge Las Vegas is. I'm way up here. I'm like five miles up Sahara Avenue, and there's like city all the way. Yeah. You think you turn left off Sahara and the road 15 is about as far as it goes. It just keeps going. It's urban sprawl here.

47:31 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It's really getting hot. Really getting scary.

47:34 Drew It's cold.

47:35 Caller Oh, it's cold?

47:36 Drew It's cold now. It's like 50 degrees.

47:37 Adam We're not on that Vegas station yet, are we, Drew?

47:40 Drew We'll start tomorrow.

47:41 Adam Okay, because I would kill myself if I lived in Vegas. I really would. I couldn't imagine 150 degrees in the summer, bunch of screwed up people walking around carrying buckets of nickels everywhere, living off of jumbo dogs. It's lots of fun in Heineken's for 99 cents. I'd be dead within six months. I know. It'd be a good death. But I'd definitely be dead. Yeah, definitely be dead. Amber Benson is our guest tonight. She plays Tara, the lesbian. Is that Tara, right? You got it. She's the lesbian Wiccan vampire chick.

48:17 Caller No, I'm not a vampire.

48:18 Adam I'm a witch. I just threw that one in. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Tuesday Nights, nine o'clock.

48:23 Caller Eight o'clock.

48:24 Adam Yeah, it'll be a beauty, everybody. All right, Drew, what do you say there, buddy? Where are we going?

48:28 Drew Here we go. We are going to Olivia, who's 17. Olivia?

48:31 Caller Hello?

48:32 Adam Hey.

48:32 Caller Yeah. Okay, my question is for Dr. Drew. My boyfriend and I had unprotected sex about three weeks ago, and I haven't gotten my periods since then. I heard, I think, I don't know if it was on your shoulder or not, but I heard that if you took a large dose of birth control pills, that it would sort of suppress getting pregnant.

48:56 Drew There's an emergency contraception. You can take a certain combination of a certain pill within 72 hours of the unprotected encounter and reduce the risk of pregnancy by 90 percent. If you take it within 24 hours and by about 70 percent, if you take it within that 72.

49:13 Caller Okay. Well, yeah, I know about that, but I don't know what I was thinking. But anyway, so it was three weeks ago. And for the past week, I've been spotting. I took a pregnancy test and it was negative, but I was just wondering if the hormones in the birth control pill could have gotten my cycle out of whack or something, and that's the reason why.

49:31 Drew What did you do?

49:33 Caller What did I, what do you?

49:35 Caller Did you take all those birth control pills?

49:36 Caller Yeah, I took five.

49:38 Adam Yeah, you didn't say you took them, you say you heard if you took them.

49:41 Caller No, yeah, I took them, sorry.

49:43 Drew What did you do exactly?

49:46 Caller I just took them.

49:49 Drew Took what?

49:50 Adam The birth control pills.

49:52 Drew Which pill, how many, over what period of time?

49:55 Adam Five in one night and she doesn't know the name of the pill.

49:57 Caller It was orthotriacycline.

49:59 Adam There you go.

50:00 Drew Did you vomit?

50:01 Caller No.

50:02 Adam Really?

50:03 Drew Did you feel like vomiting?

50:04 Caller No, no, I was probably fine.

50:06 Drew I like to party with you, baby. How long after the encounter did you take that dose?

50:12 Caller Within 48 hours.

50:14 Drew Okay. The tricyclic antidepressants actually do have some effect as an emergency contraception and a single large dose sometimes is adequate to suppress ovulation so you may have done the trick.

50:28 Adam Drew, what is a large dose? Is five good? Is four adequate?

50:32 Caller But this isn't something you should do without a doctor's...

50:34 Drew No, absolutely not. I don't... You know, I've never used the tricyclic-4 emergency contraception but it's either two or three pills, I think.

50:41 Adam What if you took ten? What would that do to you?

50:43 Drew You'd throw up. You would?

50:45 Caller Yeah, it would make you really sick.

50:46 Drew Your breast would hurt, Adam.

50:50 Caller We'd wonder about you.

50:51 Adam Can't have that. My nipples are sensitive enough, right, Drew?

50:54 Drew Oh, God. Please, just don't. I've got to sleep tonight.

50:56 Adam I have sensitive nipples. So sue me. I like a little nipple fly.

51:03 Drew All right, get it out of your system. Exactly what do you like somebody to do to you?

51:06 Adam On the nipple?

51:07 Drew Yeah.

51:07 Adam I like a little tongue on the nipple, a little caressing, a little light tongue action, a little suckling, if you will. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

51:16 Drew All right, all right, all right. Okay.

51:18 Caller Infancy somebody?

51:19 Adam A little nipple nibbling, a little nipple nibbling. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

51:22 Caller Oh, God.

51:23 Adam Don't play stupid. You know what I like.

51:27 Drew Somehow I thought I could tolerate it.

51:29 Adam You remember when we were at that hotel when we did Drake? Where was that?

51:33 Amber Benson Oh, goodness.

51:34 Drew In Iowa?

51:34 Adam Yeah.

51:35 Drew When we watched the daytime, The Gayest Man in America?

51:39 Adam That's right. Right. Christopher Lowell. When I came over to you, when I came over to your room in a towel and banged on your door and yelled The Gayest Man, who was ever born is on television. You got to flip it over.

51:49 Caller Look for the areas, fill that space, all right? The whole idea about creating focal points in your room is keeping your eye trained for those little details. It's those little details that make the home yours.

52:01 Adam Oh my God. I said, I saw this guy, Christopher Lowell. It was two years ago. I was in a towel. It was, I swear it was noon. We were in Iowa and I ran over to Drew's room in my towel, started banging on the door.

52:12 Caller Where did the nipple action come into all this?

52:14 Adam That came later. After we watched Christopher Lowell for a while. It was great. Christopher was like, well, you could go to the store and buy this object for $14 or you could spend 14 hours on it by taking a tissue box and putting, you know, dabbing gold leaf on it. What is this? Oh, you've never seen this guy? No. Oh, classic.

52:36 Caller I like Martha Stewart. I'm a little obsessed.

52:39 Adam Classic. He's more of a chick than Martha Stewart. It's ironic that Martha Stewart is a man and Christopher Lowell is a woman.

52:45 Caller She's not a man.

52:46 Adam She's a man. Interior Motives. Even the show sounds gay. Really, it sounds like a bar down on Fire Island.

52:54 Caller Oh, that's the name of the show, Interior Motives?

52:56 Adam Yeah.

52:56 Caller Oh, goodness.

52:57 Adam Oh, he is a jewel.

52:59 Caller But you watch it.

53:00 Amber Benson I watch it amazingly.

53:02 Adam But you know what?

53:03 Drew Interior Motives really seriously sounds like a gynecologist show.

53:07 Adam I would like to get him and Hillhouser together one night. Just to delight me. If I was rich, I would hire the two of them to come to my palace and entertain me.

53:17 Drew But to finish with Olivia, yes, Olivia, you can screw up your period for a while afterwards, and that's probably all that's going on here. And you didn't do the recommended approach to this, but you may have protected yourself against the pregnancy.

53:28 Adam All right. I want to talk to Kelsey, who's 21. Kelsey?

53:31 Amber Benson Yes.

53:32 Adam What's up?

53:33 Amber Benson I've been dating my current boyfriend for about eight months.

53:37 Drew Kelsey, who sounds eight?

53:38 Amber Benson Huh?

53:38 Adam Yeah.

53:39 Drew Nothing.

53:39 Adam Go ahead, baby.

53:40 Amber Benson About two months ago, instead of coming up every night like he used to, he would just disappear for the week and maybe call once or twice, and then show up during the weekends, and usually go out and get drunk with his friends, and I'd have to bring him home and everything. And pretty much, I'm not for sure right now if he's using me just for sex or anything, because it started out really, really great, and he's like been the first guy that I've been able to trust for a really long time, because I've been in some bad relationships before. And I don't know if I'm overreacting or...

54:12 Adam All right. Well, wait a minute. You say he used to come up. You said come up.

54:16 Amber Benson I mean, he used to, because we live about half an hour apart. So he would drive up and stay the night with me and stuff like that. And about two months ago, he just kind of stopped doing that. And he's got a lot of stuff going on.

54:27 Drew Right. Listen, if you're attracted to him, forget it.

54:31 Adam Yeah. What was wrong with the other guys you were into?

54:34 Amber Benson I don't know. I just don't think I know how to take them.

54:37 Drew Were they abusive? Were they alcoholic or addicts?

54:43 Amber Benson Not to my knowledge. I think a couple of them might have been. But I mean, it was five guys in a row. And so I kind of got the opinion that it must have been something I was doing.

54:50 Adam Five guys in a row that were abusive?

54:52 Amber Benson Yeah.

54:52 Adam Was your dad abusive?

54:54 Amber Benson No, not at all. No one in my family has been.

54:56 Caller It's not you. It's just that you pick these kind of guys because of something in your past.

55:02 Drew Your dad wasn't an alcoholic?

55:03 Amber Benson No, nothing like that.

55:04 Drew My family was all.

55:06 Amber Benson I have wonderful parents.

55:07 Adam Your mom's a good person?

55:08 Amber Benson Oh yeah, everyone. I love my family. But I mean, I've been kind of every type of abused. I mean, helpful and I guess raped and verbally abused, called every name in the book and by five different guys in a row. So I kind of got an opinion about myself that maybe, you know, and he's treating me really, really good.

55:27 Adam Hold on a second, Drew.

55:28 Drew No way.

55:29 Adam No way. No way. First off, she's got that little girl voice.

55:34 Drew Right.

55:35 Adam But not the little, little girl voice. Not five or six. She's more 11.

55:39 Drew Eight to 12, yeah.

55:40 Adam Yeah. Okay. Number two, though, she's 21. Five guys in a row with overt abuse, rape, physically, verbal abuse and both her parents were great.

55:51 Drew No way.

55:52 Amber Benson Sorry.

55:52 Adam No way. Something's up. We got to get to it.

55:54 Amber Benson I swear.

55:54 Adam Tell C. Okay. What's your dad do for a living?

55:57 Amber Benson He works for a farm supply company.

55:59 Adam Aha.

56:01 Amber Benson Aha what?

56:03 Adam It works for a farm supply company?

56:05 Caller Yes.

56:05 Adam I knew it. Okay.

56:07 Caller Do they know that you're in these abusive relationships?

56:10 Amber Benson I've talked to my mom a little bit about it, but I mean, I never really brought it up until after I was out of it.

56:15 Adam Your dad did not drink.

56:16 Amber Benson No, not at all. No one in my family.

56:17 Adam No one drinks. And your mom does not drink. No, but your parents are still together.

56:22 Amber Benson Yes.

56:22 Adam They love each other very much.

56:24 Amber Benson Yes.

56:24 Adam Your dad had plenty of time for you when you were growing up.

56:26 Caller Mm-hmm.

56:29 Adam Any brothers do anything strange to you?

56:32 Amber Benson No, to my knowledge. I mean, I had a wonderful childhood. Seriously, I mean, I love my family to death.

56:36 Adam No, I mean black guys. Any brothers? What? No. Eight. Oh my gosh. You didn't have any older brother that had a friend that did screw it around with you when you were little?

56:47 Amber Benson No, the first thing that, the first bad thing involving guys that happened to me was in high school when I was held down by two guys in front of my class and they grabbed my chest because they thought it was hilarious. And it really embarrassed me and then the summer after that I dated a guy and after three weeks he said, well, I just can't see you anymore because you're not putting out and that's all I'm using you for. At least he was honest, but it kind of hurt.

57:09 Caller No, that's not good. I mean, scram from me. I mean, honesty aside, he's a jerk.

57:13 Drew But again, that's not overt abuse yet. I mean, that's an idiot.

57:19 Amber Benson Well, the first guy that I met in college, the first guy that I lost my virginity to, he was the one that he turned into a real jerk. He raped me and he would hold me down and do things and I would tell him to stop and he called me lots of names. I can't say on the radio.

57:37 Adam Did you ever call the cops or report him?

57:39 Amber Benson No, I mean, because that was about a year ago.

57:41 Drew There is a cycle that women get into sometimes when they have been raped, where they begin to sort of recreate those same...

57:48 Amber Benson I'm not even sure if it was considered rape or not.

57:50 Caller If it goes against her, well, it's rape.

57:52 Drew Let's call it rape.

57:54 Adam Anytime there's intercourse, there's rape, right, Drew?

57:56 Drew Let's call this rape for the sake of argument. And sometimes this can be a syndrome that develops after a rape or a forceful assault or physically abusive relationship. So this may be that.

58:08 Adam Are your parents religious?

58:11 Amber Benson Yeah. I mean, we didn't like it in church every Sunday, but they are religious.

58:15 Adam But nothing nutty growing up.

58:18 Caller I would talk to your mom about it, tell her what's going on, and maybe talking to a therapist or something would not be a bad idea.

58:24 Drew Or if it is indeed the sequelae of a rape incident or something like a rape, rape counseling, women's groups, they really can be very, very effective in healing. True, true. And rapidly, too.

58:35 Adam I know.

58:36 Amber Benson I mean, I just don't know if he, because, I mean, I couldn't trust guys for a long time. And this guy I've been dating now, I mean, he's the first guy I've ever said I love.

58:43 Adam Okay, but if you have doubts, if you have doubts, you know, probably, well, listen, she picked him so we know he's trouble. I mean, really, do the math.

58:53 Caller No, no, I agree.

58:54 Adam And he's like...

58:55 Caller And if her gut level is there something going on, there's probably something going on. I just know I trust my gut, so. And not like that, no.

59:01 Drew Trust your gut? Gabriel.

59:03 Caller Hello.

59:04 Drew 21. Hey, Gabriel.

59:05 Adam You trusted my gut that time I farted you out of the studio, right?

59:09 Who, me?

59:10 Drew And that was not an issue of trust.

59:12 Adam Oh, I see. Gabriel?

59:14 Yes.

59:15 Adam You're 21?

59:16 Caller Yes, I am.

59:16 Adam What's up?

59:17 Caller How you doing? Well, I would say about two weeks ago, me and my friend, we had a threesome with his girlfriend. And when we was doing the doggy style, and our ding-dongs actually touched. And I kind of had a little aroused about that. But, and I was like, well...

59:35 Adam Yeah, no, this is bogus.

59:37 Caller No.

59:38 Adam Please, please.

59:39 Caller It's real.

59:40 Adam How did your ding-dongs touch when you were doing the doggy style?

59:42 Caller Well, when he got out of her, I went to go in her, and it kind of like, you know, we were both erotic, we were up, and it touched.

59:50 Adam Yeah.

59:51 Caller And I was kind of like, well, I was doing her, but I thought about that. Sure. And after that, make me gay or anything? I just...

59:59 Adam It helps. True. I don't know. I don't know if I believe this guy.

1:00:03 Caller You don't believe me?

1:00:03 Drew I don't quite get it. I don't quite get it.

1:00:05 Adam You don't get it? No. No. It's, because it's kind of, it's not really a question.

1:00:09 Caller No, he's asking if he's gay because he was attracted to a guy.

1:00:12 Drew I know, but there's no real substance to the question.

1:00:15 Adam Yeah. I don't think I believe you, Gabriel.

1:00:16 Caller You don't believe me?

1:00:17 Adam Yeah. What color, where'd you guys do it?

1:00:20 Caller We did it in her bedroom.

1:00:21 Adam Yeah. What color was the carpet?

1:00:23 Caller What color was the carpet?

1:00:24 Adam What color was the carpet?

1:00:26 Drew And it was beige and white, and it was a college or was it a...

1:00:34 Adam Gay, bro?

1:00:35 Caller Yes.

1:00:35 Drew Somebody do it from school or somebody do it from work?

1:00:37 Caller What's that now?

1:00:38 Drew Somebody do it from school or somebody do it from work?

1:00:40 Caller No, this is just different. Just different, you know, drinking, getting high, and you know.

1:00:45 Caller Look, it doesn't make you...

1:00:46 Adam You do sound a little gay. Do you ever fantasize about guys?

1:00:49 Caller No, I don't.

1:00:50 Adam You don't? You ever watch any gay porn?

1:00:52 Caller No, I watch porno, and of course you see guys slung.

1:00:55 Adam No, I know, but that's not gay porn.

1:00:58 Caller It doesn't make me like, wow, you know, I need to have that in me, but...

1:01:01 Adam Do you ever see any gay erotica?

1:01:04 Caller No.

1:01:04 Adam And what would you do if you saw some?

1:01:05 Caller Look at the area, fill that space.

1:01:07 Adam Jesus, that... Yeah, talk about gay erotica. Yeah. I mean, if you saw gay porn, would you be repulsed?

1:01:14 Caller Well, I don't know. I've never seen one, so I probably would be like, wow.

1:01:18 Adam Here's what I would have to say to all guys who are struggling with their sexuality. Drew, listen up.

1:01:22 Caller If you...

1:01:24 Adam Drew, you know...

1:01:25 Drew I'm a unit. What are you talking about?

1:01:27 Adam I know that. But as a man, if you saw... When you see any form of gay erotica, it is repulsive to you, right?

1:01:35 Drew Yeah.

1:01:36 Adam Yeah. Not because you disagree with the lifestyle.

1:01:38 Drew No.

1:01:39 Adam The gays are great. I love the gay...

1:01:41 Caller If you're just not interested, it doesn't do it for you.

1:01:43 Adam No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's way more than that.

1:01:46 Caller I guess I'm a girl. I don't know.

1:01:47 Adam It's like saying eating something you're allergic to is something you're not interested in eating. It's way more than that. You have a convulsion.

1:01:56 Caller Really? It's interesting because women have been conditioned to like... The female body is like the beautiful... You know, the conditioning thing. That's the beautiful thing. And two women together is this great, awesome thing. So, you know, when you see two women together, you're not like, oh, my God.

1:02:07 Adam No big deal.

1:02:08 Caller But it doesn't, you know, and so I'm like, hey, let me join in. You know what I mean?

1:02:11 Adam As a straight guy...

1:02:13 Caller I know. You're like, every straight guy is two girls.

1:02:16 Adam No, I don't care. As a straight guy, as a straight guy, if you see gay porn, you're repulsed.

1:02:22 Caller Really?

1:02:22 Adam It is disgusting.

1:02:24 Drew It is vile. I would say you recoil physically. You have a reaction.

1:02:29 Caller Really?

1:02:30 Adam Yes. Yes. And I'm an atheist who has a high threshold for pain. And if I see gay porn, I'll go running out of the room screaming like a damn man. Absolutely.

1:02:39 Caller It's just different for women. Or for me, I guess. I don't know. I just never got repulsed. I mean, I don't know. It's weird.

1:02:45 Drew Women are much more fluid with their sexuality. They're much superior form of the species.

1:02:50 Adam What happens with me is like a cartoon. I'll see some gay porn. My balls will go screaming one direction. All go screaming the other.

1:02:58 Caller And then an anvil drops on your head.

1:03:00 Adam We'll stop and realize that we're going the wrong direction. Then we both turn around and run into each other in the middle of the room, fall down. Then my testicles will jump back into my pants and I'll run out of the house screaming. Listen, you should have brought your mom.

1:03:14 Caller Oh no, I don't care. She doesn't care.

1:03:16 Adam Amber's looking over her shoulder.

1:03:17 Caller No, I'm just because they're laughing in there.

1:03:19 Adam Here's the point.

1:03:20 Caller They're laughing at your cartoon analogy.

1:03:21 Adam Here is the point I'm trying to make.

1:03:23 Caller Okay, go on. Make it.

1:03:25 Adam Settle down over there. What are you doing? Drinking coffee? No, water. Get back in your shell. Do you hear me? Listen, Drew, if you're gay and you see gay porn, you will be aroused by it. And if you're a guy who's on the fence, you'll see it and it won't bother you. That's how you know you're gay. If you look at gay porn and you believe it's repulsive, then you're straight. So go get-

1:03:48 Drew No, I know, no.

1:03:49 Adam Go get a Colt Roundup or a Bear magazine or one of these many-

1:03:52 Caller You can't just generalize like that, bro.

1:03:53 Adam Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

1:03:55 Caller Okay, fine. You got the little buttons to push, but-

1:03:57 Adam No, Drew, listen to me. Straight guys see gay porn and they're repulsed. If you're straight and you see gay porn and they're repulsed.

1:04:05 Caller Drinking and doing drugs at the time, too, so his perception is a little skewed.

1:04:09 Drew To me, I have a strange reaction to it. It's more than just even repulsed and a request. It's like mind-bending. It's like-

1:04:14 Adam Okay.

1:04:15 Drew What? Like why-

1:04:16 Adam Okay, so the point is, is if you think you might be on the fence, go get a gay magazine and take a look at it and see what it does for you.

1:04:24 Drew But I think a neutral- If you're not repulsed- I don't think a neutral does anything. You're gay.

1:04:28 Adam A neutral-

1:04:29 Caller No, it doesn't mean you're gay.

1:04:30 Adam No, neutral means-

1:04:31 Caller I disagree with that.

1:04:32 Adam Neutral means bi. Mutual- a neutral reaction means you're gonna be gay one day.

1:04:38 Caller No.

1:04:38 Adam Absolutely. Drew, can you- listen, you take a straight guy and have- you have a guy look at it- at graphic gay pornography where stuff's like dripping out of other guys' orifices and stuff. See, even when I describe it to Drew as we're both, you look at that and you go, yeah, I'm okay with this.

1:04:55 Caller I'm not really big into pornography myself, so.

1:04:58 Adam No kid, still a virgin. Listen, what base have you gotten to? You're 23.

1:05:03 Caller I'm not talking about that on the fricking radio. You're in? With my mother and the other- no, I'm kidding.

1:05:09 Adam All right. What- seriously, what base?

1:05:11 Caller No, my mother's right over there.

1:05:12 Adam You've had boyfriends, right?

1:05:13 Caller Yeah, I've had guys that I've gone out with.

1:05:15 Adam You've kissed and stuff, right?

1:05:16 Caller Yes, I've tongue-kissed.

1:05:17 Caller Oh, really? Yeah.

1:05:21 Adam Told you she was nuts. All right, where are we? Drew, let's go. Let's pick a call there.

1:05:26 You guys are done?

1:05:27 Adam Go ahead, buddy. Joey?

1:05:29 Hey, what's up, man?

1:05:30 Adam You're 18.

1:05:31 Caller Yeah, how's it going, guys?

1:05:32 Adam Good.

1:05:33 Caller You guys are awesome.

1:05:34 Adam Thank you.

1:05:35 Caller And Amber, you're pretty hot.

1:05:37 Caller Oh, thank you.

1:05:37 Adam Yeah, she is. And purest driven snow. No herpes, no AIDS, no nothing on her. She'd fetch quite a premium in one of these Arab countries. I'll tell you that.

1:05:49 Caller Well, you never know. All the IV drug using I'm doing, you never know.

1:05:51 Adam Well, it just kind of balance out. You're right.

1:05:53 Caller Yeah.

1:05:53 Adam All right, Joey, what's your question?

1:05:55 Caller Okay. Well, you know, I was sitting in my room last night, probably about two o'clock and Adam knows what I was probably doing, right?

1:06:03 Caller Yeah. Mastivating.

1:06:04 Caller Yeah, there you go.

1:06:05 Caller That's a beautiful thing. Everybody should do it.

1:06:08 Caller Yeah.

1:06:08 Drew I thought I was watching a Ginzu Knife infomercial.

1:06:12 Adam I was going to say practicing a recorder, but go ahead.

1:06:15 Caller Well, I noticed something. I have a lump in my right testicle and I totally freaked out. Well, what I did was actually I went on the Internet and like first thing that came to my mind is testicular cancer.

1:06:30 Drew Well, cancer feels very hard like a pebble or a rock in there. Anything that's smooth or rubbery is usually normal.

1:06:38 Caller Really?

1:06:39 Adam What did it feel like?

1:06:42 Caller Hold on. Let me check.

1:06:44 Caller Oh, no.

1:06:46 Caller No.

1:06:47 Caller I think it was halfway in between like, you know.

1:06:52 Drew There's no halfway between. It either feels like a rock or it feels like a firm, like a like a super ball.

1:06:58 Caller I think it was more like a super ball.

1:07:01 Drew Of course.

1:07:02 Caller I think.

1:07:03 Drew All right.

1:07:03 Adam So what is that true?

1:07:04 Drew It's probably just a cyst.

1:07:05 Caller Really?

1:07:06 Drew Or even just your head might can often be normal anatomy. People do not know how to distinguish up adenomas from testi from spermatic cord, that kind of thing.

1:07:15 Caller I made a doc.

1:07:16 Caller I'm not sure.

1:07:17 Drew Yeah, absolutely. You should do that for sure.

1:07:19 Caller Just get it checked out.

1:07:20 Caller Yeah.

1:07:21 Adam What about that thing where you put the flashlight, you hang your nuts on a flashlight? What?

1:07:25 Drew Trans-illumination that you do?

1:07:28 Adam Every night. I sit on the toilet. I actually have a toilet when it's got a 110 watt flood light in my toilet. So every time I sit down on it, it's like...

1:07:39 Caller It lights up like a Christmas tree.

1:07:40 Adam Yeah. It's like God is in my toilet. This is boom. This light just radiates from between my legs. And I get to stare at my junk. It's trans-illumination. You know, when you're a kid, you take the flashlight when you're camping and put it on your hand or your cheek or something.

1:07:53 Caller Because it's thin skin.

1:07:54 Adam Yeah.

1:07:55 Caller That's what I look for.

1:07:56 Adam I see what's going on down there. I counted my sperm the other day, Drew. It turns out I have 44. No, just 44.

1:08:05 Drew 44. 44.

1:08:05 Adam Thought I could count. Maybe there was...

1:08:07 Drew He named each of them.

1:08:08 Caller Could have been.

1:08:09 Adam There was Dumpy and Doc and Dopey and Jackie. All right.

1:08:14 Caller To give him like a swimming test to see like which ones were the...

1:08:17 Adam No, don't care. Don't want to get him jealous. Don't want to be infighting with the sperm. He's like some kind of brawl to break out my sack. Right, Drew? Yeah.

1:08:27 Drew That's what we need.

1:08:28 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. Amber Benson is our guest tonight from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Nine o'clock.

1:08:36 Caller Eight o'clock.

1:08:36 Adam Nine o'clock.

1:08:37 Caller Eight o'clock.

1:08:38 Adam Let's all compromise. Eight thirty.

1:08:39 Caller Eight o'clock.

1:08:40 Adam Tuesday night's on WB and we'll be back after this.

1:08:45 Caller And you're listening to Loveline with Adam and Dr. Drew. 91x.

1:08:49 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla and you're listening to Loveline on 91x. Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, our guest tonight is Amber Benson. She is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Tuesday nights, WB, nine o'clock. Eight o'clock. She plays Tara, the lesbian, Wiccan, who is not fat, by the way, so I know you're watching TV, everybody.

1:09:35 Caller Completely normal, a normal looking girl, very happy to be normal.

1:09:38 Drew Skinny, not fat.

1:09:39 Adam In real life, Amber is crazy. She lives with her mom, she's 23, she's a virgin, and she has a Dalmatian. Dalmatian are the craziest dogs ever.

1:09:49 Caller Ours is the best, she's so sweet.

1:09:50 Adam Crazy.

1:09:51 Caller No, she's so mellow, she's anti-Dalmatian, she's not like, you know, she's totally typical.

1:09:55 Adam Not one of them?

1:09:56 Caller No, not one of them.

1:09:58 Adam Okay, because I know Dalmatians are like hyper-bred shrewdos.

1:10:01 Caller Yeah, they are, they are, but what is this Kennel Club talking about?

1:10:05 Adam I just, I don't know much about dogs, but I know I would never have a Dalmatian, it's just like trouble.

1:10:10 Caller She's so atypical, she's such a good dog.

1:10:12 Adam Okay, Elizabeth?

1:10:14 Caller Yes?

1:10:14 Adam Little bit, you're 20, what's up?

1:10:17 Caller Well, I want my boyfriend to have anal sex, I don't think he's had like a lot of sexual experiences before, we've only been together for like three months.

1:10:25 Adam Do you want him to have anal sex with you or?

1:10:27 Caller Yes, with me.

1:10:28 Caller But like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't think that he's going to like take it, and I don't know how I should like try to get him like introduced to it before, or like, I don't know.

1:10:40 Adam Yeah.

1:10:40 Drew I don't know, do you have to hold back with guys, Adam?

1:10:43 Adam No. Really? But on the other hand, if he's kind of inexperienced, you could freak him out a little bit.

1:10:48 Caller That's what I don't want to do, I don't want to freak him out.

1:10:51 Adam Yeah.

1:10:51 Caller But like, I totally don't have vaginal orgasms, like I can't do it.

1:10:56 Adam You can't?

1:10:57 Caller Yeah, the only time I've ever had orgasms from anal sex.

1:11:00 Adam Really?

1:11:00 Caller What about, can you give yourself an orgasm with masturbation?

1:11:04 Caller Yeah, but only like clitorally. Sure.

1:11:07 Caller But have you had, like, have you had regular intercourse using, you know, clitoral stimulation?

1:11:12 Caller No.

1:11:13 Caller That's something to look into, too, also.

1:11:15 Adam Vaginally, no orgasm. Clitorally, yes. And corn-holy, yes.

1:11:21 Drew How does Amber know so much?

1:11:23 Caller My dad's a psychiatrist. One of those is a psychiatric nurse. I grew up with medical books everywhere.

1:11:27 Adam You see what happened to her.

1:11:28 Caller I was precocious. I watched Showtime and HBO growing up.

1:11:31 Adam True. Hide those medical books. Do you hear me?

1:11:34 Caller Oh, you bet.

1:11:35 Adam You're going to poison those poor kids.

1:11:37 Caller Love the skin disease stuff.

1:11:38 Adam Look at the pictures of hermaphrodites when they're four and a half going insane. Okay, so Elizabeth, you have, you will have an orgasm through anal sex.

1:11:51 Caller Yes.

1:11:52 Adam I see. And this is something you've had with other boyfriends.

1:11:55 Caller Yeah.

1:11:55 Adam Okay, the first piece of information for you to hold on to is that piece of information when it comes to your current boyfriend.

1:12:03 Caller Okay.

1:12:04 Adam You know what I'm saying? That's going to put the pressure on his penis and it may not respond. You know what I'm saying? Now, what you need to do, and I don't know if you've had these discussions with him before or not, is pretend like it's this new experiment that you want to have fun with.

1:12:18 Caller I've never done it before.

1:12:20 Adam Well, I'm not saying, don't out-lie, but don't say, every time I get nailed in the ass, I love it.

1:12:28 Caller Okay.

1:12:30 Adam And, you know, my ass is lonely. It's been so long.

1:12:34 Drew Anderson, Anderson, put those things on a card, both those things.

1:12:36 Adam Thank you.

1:12:37 Caller Oh my God.

1:12:39 Adam And, you know what I'm saying? Don't freak him out. All right, then booze him up a little later.

1:12:44 Caller Booze him up.

1:12:45 Adam And come, I'm telling you.

1:12:47 Amber Benson Should I like stick my finger first?

1:12:49 Adam In you or him?

1:12:51 Amber Benson It's thick. Well, maybe I can like stick his finger in me.

1:12:53 Adam Well, geez, I don't know.

1:12:57 Amber Benson Oh my goodness.

1:12:58 Adam It's really weird. Like, I would rather put, I'd put my finger in a blender before I put my penis in a blender, but I put my penis in an ass before I put my finger in an ass. You know what I mean? I don't know how that works. How does that work? Drew, you're a doctor.

1:13:11 Drew No, please don't, don't, no, no.

1:13:15 Adam But you know what I'm talking about with the blender, right? Okay.

1:13:17 Caller Maybe just like ask him what he thinks about anal sex. I don't know. What do you mean, no freaking out?

1:13:25 Adam Get going sexually with him. Give him a few, few, you know, a couple of boozers that night and say, I got a wild idea. Let's experiment. I've, you know, I've been wanting to try this.

1:13:36 Caller Okay. I want to try. Don't say I've been wanting to try this. I've been wanting to try this with you.

1:13:39 Adam No, just say I've been wanting to try it. It implies that you've never tried it. And now I want to do it with you.

1:13:44 Caller Okay, okay. Fine, fine.

1:13:45 Adam All right. Beautiful. Matt, you're 17.

1:13:49 Caller Oh, my gosh.

1:13:50 Adam I'm not into that, by the way. It's not my scene, that whole butthole thing. Boobs and Blowjobs, as you know, Drew.

1:13:56 Drew That's... Yeah, they're your life story.

1:13:58 Caller Right.

1:13:59 Amber Benson Thank you.

1:14:00 Adam Matt?

1:14:01 Drew The Adam Corolla story.

1:14:02 Caller Thank you.

1:14:03 Caller The TV movie.

1:14:03 Adam Matt, you're 17.

1:14:05 Caller Yeah, I was 17.

1:14:05 Adam I think Dick Van Dyke sung a song about boobs and blowjobs in the mid-sixties.

1:14:10 Caller Subtextual. I can't remember how it went. All subtextual.

1:14:12 Adam Bungsy, Bungsy. Maybe it was Burl-Ize. Matt, you're 17.

1:14:18 Caller Yes, I have a serious problem, Matt.

1:14:22 Caller I've recently been having...

1:14:24 Drew Don't buy it.

1:14:25 Caller Hello?

1:14:25 Adam Drew doesn't buy it already.

1:14:28 Caller That's absurd.

1:14:30 Adam Now I don't buy it.

1:14:31 Caller I love it. How do you tell?

1:14:35 Drew Well, I can just tell.

1:14:37 Adam First off, guys are really goofy and they're horrible actors. And that was the worst we saw acting. It was really... That guy is worse than Keanu Reeves, he really is. He takes a long beat and goes, that's absurd. He was outraged, by the way, that you didn't buy his story, the Temerity.

1:14:58 Caller He should have gone for Dr. Drew because he's more sympathetic.

1:15:01 Drew I was the one that caught on, I fell immediately. It's funny, when all you have is people's voice that you listen to two hours a night, you learn to connect with the emotion in their voice. If there's no emotion, you immediately get bewildered, but something's wrong, what's going on here? And then I thought about a seven-year-old calling, goofing, and then I had to go.

1:15:20 Adam Well, I hear it. Oh, goodness. And also, people say, how can you claim to know so much about people you've never met, you've just spoken to for the first time? It's easier that way. There's no baggage. There's nothing going along, it's just pure. You hear their voice, you don't even see them. Alicia? Alicia?

1:15:41 Caller Hello?

1:15:42 Adam Alicia?

1:15:43 Drew She's there.

1:15:43 Caller She's here.

1:15:44 Adam Oh, can you answer me then? Okay, put it this way, caller goes by the name Alicia, 16 years old. You've been on hold for 104 minutes. Do you want to go back on hold? Okay, I'll take that as a yes.

1:15:57 Drew Wow.

1:15:58 Adam Do you have any?

1:15:58 Drew She's definitely there.

1:15:59 Adam Really?

1:15:59 Caller Yeah, she said hello.

1:16:02 Adam Was that her saying hello?

1:16:03 Drew Yeah.

1:16:04 Caller Hello.

1:16:05 Adam There. Now, that's Anderson's screwing around. Alicia?

1:16:08 Caller Yeah. See?

1:16:11 Adam How does it work that we talk to you and you don't hear us? Hello?

1:16:17 Caller She is.

1:16:18 Drew Are you not hearing us?

1:16:19 Caller Oh, I hear.

1:16:22 Adam Was that her now?

1:16:23 Caller No.

1:16:24 Adam Okay.

1:16:25 Drew Well, so you know what? She's getting calls from the outside or something at the same time. You know, the call waiting stuff.

1:16:30 Adam Yeah.

1:16:31 Drew Alicia, do you want to ask us a question?

1:16:33 Caller I didn't do that.

1:16:35 Caller Can we talk to her earlier?

1:16:36 Drew Well, I think mom's on the phone there with her.

1:16:38 Caller Hello?

1:16:39 Adam Hello?

1:16:39 Drew Alicia?

1:16:40 Caller Ah. Ow.

1:16:45 Adam I'm going to go take a leak, seriously.

1:16:48 Drew Do you want to get to the bottom of this? I need to also, but let's get through a few more calls, right?

1:16:52 Adam What's going on with Alicia? It's driving me nuts now.

1:16:55 Drew You want to? It was her mom on the phone with her.

1:16:57 Adam No, it wasn't her mom. I think it was her friend.

1:17:00 Drew Alicia?

1:17:01 Amber Benson Yes?

1:17:02 Drew I see there were two different names.

1:17:03 Adam All right, do you have a question?

1:17:06 Caller I don't have a question. I'm her mother.

1:17:07 Caller I think you guys are disgusting.

1:17:09 Adam Okay. Well, wait a minute. Drew, you're right about her mother.

1:17:12 Drew See, I told you.

1:17:13 Adam Did we talk to her? Did she hang up? Oh my God. When she was nine, she would touch her.

1:17:20 Drew She's got a problem too.

1:17:22 Adam Yeah. Oh, I see. It's her evil mom. Just imagine that. You're on hold for 104 minutes. You finally get through.

1:17:29 Caller She's still on hold.

1:17:30 Adam No.

1:17:31 Drew No.

1:17:31 Adam And then her mom comes on and says we're discussing. Anyway, her problem was, and Alicia, what you should do is turn the radio off right now. You don't want your mom to hear this, but when she was nine, she would touch younger girls. She wants to know why this is.

1:17:45 Drew Which means that either she was sexually abused by an adult or other children who had been, who had themselves been sexually abused by an adult, started sexually abusing her at a young age. And then she then turned around and abused other children, which is what typically happens.

1:17:59 Adam Either way, mom is doing a wonderful job. So it's good to talk to her tonight. She'll keep going with that fantastic parenting.

1:18:05 Caller That's absurd.

1:18:06 Adam Eric?

1:18:07 Caller Hello?

1:18:08 Adam You're 18.

1:18:09 Caller Yeah. I'm calling basically because the other day, I saw this girl in the mall that I went to elementary school with.

1:18:16 Adam You saw what? A girl you went to elementary school with?

1:18:20 Drew Yeah.

1:18:21 Adam Yes.

1:18:21 Caller Her name is Rachel.

1:18:22 Caller Uh-huh.

1:18:23 Drew Oh, God. Another boba skull.

1:18:25 Adam Yeah.

1:18:25 Caller Yeah. You shouldn't use people's names.

1:18:27 Adam Yeah.

1:18:27 Drew That's right. That's how we know it's bogus.

1:18:29 Adam Really?

1:18:30 Drew You want to talk to them again? Yeah.

1:18:33 Adam Just to find out it's bogus. Go ahead, Eric. Hurry up. Okay.

1:18:37 Caller We ended up working a couple of days later and we're having sex. And about half hour away...

1:18:41 Caller Is this Rachel you're having sex with?

1:18:42 Caller Yeah. Half hour away into it, I ended up getting limpetal coming.

1:18:46 Caller Uh-huh.

1:18:48 Adam I believe them.

1:18:49 Drew Are you on medication?

1:18:50 Caller No.

1:18:52 Drew This ever happened before? No.

1:18:54 Caller It was the first time it happened.

1:18:55 Drew You said a half hour into it?

1:18:56 Caller Yeah. About a half hour into it.

1:18:58 Caller And this girl was like...

1:18:59 Caller A half hour into it?

1:19:00 Drew Does it normally take you a long time?

1:19:02 Caller Yeah.

1:19:03 Adam How long does it normally take you?

1:19:04 Caller It usually takes between 45 minutes and an hour.

1:19:07 Caller I see.

1:19:07 Caller My goodness.

1:19:08 Adam Yeah.

1:19:09 Caller Chafing. Yeah.

1:19:11 Adam What do you know about that, Amber? All right. Drew, why would a guy go limp halfway into the sex experience?

1:19:19 Drew Many, many reasons. I mean, if a guy that needs 45 minutes of stimulation or to reach orgasm, anything like his fluid status or whether he's been resting properly or what he's distracted by, stressors, that sort of thing, medication they might not be thinking about, he was taking like even allergy medicine, that sort of thing, this all can impact on it. All right. So maybe the relationship was overwhelming in some way.

1:19:40 Adam Well, all right. What can you do?

1:19:41 Drew Positively or negatively?

1:19:42 Adam Well, listen, we all know that humping someone we've known for a long period of time is weird.

1:19:46 Drew Weird, yeah.

1:19:47 Adam You know, someone you went to school with for a long time.

1:19:51 Drew Yeah, kindergarten, right.

1:19:52 Adam It's freaky. Yeah. But it's good freaky.

1:19:56 Drew You know what I mean?

1:19:57 Adam No. It's good freaky. Come on. Who are we talking to? How dare you? Who are we talking to?

1:20:02 Drew We're taking a break. We got to pee.

1:20:04 Adam Oh, we do?

1:20:05 Drew Yeah.

1:20:05 Adam Drew, you know what? I realize I have a sympathetic bladder because I have not urinated once since you've been gone.

1:20:12 Drew I know, but as soon as you mentioned it, I have to go.

1:20:14 Caller I got to go too, so.

1:20:15 Drew All right.

1:20:16 Adam We're going to go together.

1:20:17 Caller No, we're not.

1:20:18 Adam Oh, there's plenty of room in there. I use the sink anyway. No big deal.

1:20:23 Caller All right. All right.

1:20:25 Caller That's not nice.

1:20:26 Adam Amber Benson is our guest tonight. She is the lesbian vampire.

1:20:30 Caller Which? Which?

1:20:31 Adam From Buffy the Lesbian Chaser.

1:20:34 Caller No, Vampire Slayer.

1:20:36 Adam 7.30 Wednesday night, some Fox.

1:20:39 Caller We'll be back after this.

1:20:40 Caller No, WB.

1:21:14 Caller Here's Loveline.

1:21:16 Drew 400,000 radios just clicked off, including almost mine.

1:21:19 Adam How dare you? We don't have 400,000 people listening to this crappy show. Amber Benson is our guest tonight. She's from Buffy the Lesbian Vampire. And that is on Thursday nights, NBC, everybody. Prime time, Saturday morning. Tuesday night, 9 o'clock.

1:21:37 Caller Maybe if I ignore him, he'll stop.

1:21:42 Adam She plays Tara, the Lesbian Wiccan.

1:21:46 Drew Jennifer is 15.

1:21:47 Adam Thank you. Jennifer, you're 15.

1:21:49 Amber Benson Yeah.

1:21:50 Adam Uh-huh.

1:21:52 Amber Benson Okay, my question is, I'm two and a half months pregnant right now, and I've been having really, really bad cramps in my lower, lower stomach. And when I lay on my back, it looks like my stomach is moving.

1:22:05 Drew Any bleeding?

1:22:06 Amber Benson What? No, no bleeding.

1:22:08 Drew And why haven't you gone to the hospital?

1:22:10 Amber Benson It's just, it's just started happening today.

1:22:13 Drew All right. All right. Well, you need to go now. If you plan to save this pregnancy.

1:22:17 Amber Benson What? I actually plan on terminating it very quickly, like soon.

1:22:22 Adam Oh, you do?

1:22:23 Amber Benson Yeah. But it's just going to creep me out because it's like been hurting really bad.

1:22:27 Adam What happened?

1:22:27 Drew It might be spontaneously aborting at this point, so.

1:22:31 Adam What happened?

1:22:32 Amber Benson What happened?

1:22:33 Drew How did she get pregnant?

1:22:34 Adam Yeah. You got a boyfriend?

1:22:36 Amber Benson Yeah.

1:22:37 Adam How old is he?

1:22:38 Amber Benson He's 17.

1:22:39 Adam I see. And you guys weren't using protection?

1:22:42 Amber Benson It was actually me and my boyfriend were only going out for like two months and it was prior to we were going out. It was like a spontaneous thing with a friend and it was something that I really regret.

1:22:54 Adam I see. Okay. And are you using protection with your boyfriend now?

1:22:59 Amber Benson Um, most of them.

1:23:00 Adam Oh, most of them? Okay. Yeah, I shouldn't be impressed.

1:23:03 Amber Benson Is it, like, not good to have unprotected sex while you're pregnant?

1:23:08 Adam I don't know. We can get the same venereal diseases, right?

1:23:11 Drew Right. You can get venereal diseases before. But that's a no. Otherwise, it's not a big deal. But from now on, you need to be using proper contraception, right?

1:23:19 Amber Benson Yeah, and I'm going on birth control as soon as I get everything over with.

1:23:22 Caller Beautiful.

1:23:23 Drew Well, if this starts bleeding, you really need to go to a hospital right away, though, okay?

1:23:27 Amber Benson Okay.

1:23:28 Drew Because the bleeding can be quite intense.

1:23:31 Adam Amber, you see the bullet you dodged from remaining a virgin well into your thirties?

1:23:35 Caller There's my thirties.

1:23:37 Adam I'm just looking down the road. Tony?

1:23:39 Caller Yeah.

1:23:40 Adam You're 22. What's up?

1:23:41 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Caller I just wanted to talk to Amber.

1:23:43 Adam Here she is.

1:23:44 Caller I just want to say I live for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's like my favorite show and since you've been on, I just think you and Willow are like my favorite characters. Yay.

1:23:53 Caller Thank you so much.

1:23:54 Caller I just think you're so awesome.

1:23:55 Caller Yay.

1:23:57 Caller And I also want to say I'm also a virgin and I'm thinking maybe you could...

1:24:01 Caller Oh, oh. Gosh. I think I would have to be in a relationship with him before. Oh, really?

1:24:09 Adam Boy, you're uptight, baby.

1:24:13 Caller I'm glad you like the show.

1:24:14 Adam I do.

1:24:14 Caller I'm glad I got to talk to you.

1:24:16 Adam Tony, where are you calling from?

1:24:19 Drew Whoops, sorry.

1:24:20 Adam Where are you calling from, Tony?

1:24:21 Caller I'm in Chicago.

1:24:22 Caller Oh, okay. He's long distance.

1:24:24 Caller But maybe I'll be out by you.

1:24:27 Drew Yeah, Amber, Adam was going to invite him down there tonight. That was where he was going.

1:24:31 Caller Is that where he was going?

1:24:32 Adam I was going to make sure he... He was qualified first.

1:24:35 Caller You're going to check him out for me, the big brother syndrome.

1:24:38 Adam Yeah, that's right. He may not be good enough for my little Amber.

1:24:41 Caller Well, I'm glad he likes the show, though, and I'm glad he likes her characters. Yay.

1:24:45 Adam Tony, why are you a virgin? What happened to you?

1:24:47 Caller Because he's cool. I don't know. I just don't get along well with people, you know.

1:24:51 Caller Oh, sure.

1:24:52 Caller I live vicariously through television.

1:24:54 Caller Oh, good.

1:24:54 Adam Well, come on down and see Amber next time you're in town. Maybe we should start hanging out. I don't get along with people that well.

1:25:01 Caller Yeah.

1:25:03 Adam All right, Tony. Thanks. Have fun over there. Bye.

1:25:05 Caller All right.

1:25:06 Adam Let's talk to Mark, who's 27. Mark? Yeah.

1:25:09 Caller Hi.

1:25:10 Adam What's up?

1:25:11 Caller Well, my girlfriend has had a problem orgasming her whole life.

1:25:21 Drew How old is she?

1:25:23 Adam Fourteen.

1:25:24 Caller She's 22.

1:25:25 Adam I see.

1:25:27 Caller She basically confided in me the other day that she had a lesbian experience. I asked her how old she was and she said that she was eight years old.

1:25:37 Drew That's not a lesbian experience. That's child abuse.

1:25:40 Caller Okay. Well, it was with another eight-year-old and they were in their parents' laundry room, I guess.

1:25:46 Adam Well, as long as they were in the laundry room.

1:25:48 Drew Which is one of the more common kinds of child abuse, which is child on child.

1:25:52 Adam Main laundry room. Is that what you're talking about in the laundry room?

1:25:54 Drew Just the child on child.

1:25:55 Adam I see.

1:25:56 Caller So it actually is child abuse then?

1:25:58 Drew Absolutely. When a child has been sexually abused by an adult, he or she will go out and do this weird stuff to kids. Okay.

1:26:04 Caller Well, see, she said that it was a handful of times, and I basically had to twist her arm, you know, to get any more information out of her. She said that it was probably about 20 times. A big handful. She went on to experiment with another girl, and she like kicks herself big time for doing it.

1:26:28 Adam All right. So she's a little freaked out. But probably about the part about getting it with the other girl.

1:26:35 Caller And this ties into she can orgasm, how? Because she had this experience?

1:26:40 Caller Well, I think that this would be, I mean, you know, I've been wondering why the whole time, you know, Maybe it's because of this. Me or whatever.

1:26:48 Adam All right. Well, calm down there, Mark. You're obviously distraught in your question yourself. Here's what, let me shed some light on this. A, a 22-year-old woman may not have an orgasm with a man anyway, regardless of what happened to her in what laundry room.

1:27:03 Caller It could be biological.

1:27:06 Adam The lion's share of 22-year-old girls don't have orgasms, especially-

1:27:10 Drew Oh, I don't know, 22, 18-year-old girls.

1:27:13 Adam How dare you shoot holes in my already whole-riddled theory, Drew?

1:27:17 Drew You should say some.

1:27:18 Adam I was going to say via intercourse.

1:27:22 Drew Oh, okay, okay.

1:27:23 Adam Yeah, most don't do it via intercourse and quite a few don't have it at all with their partner 22. I don't mean 65%, but I mean 40%. Yeah, or 30%, whatever it is. So that could be it in and of itself. Another thing is that women are very tied in emotionally to the vagina. It's like they communicate using- You know how Aquaman communicated with dolphins? That's how women communicate with their vagina. Telekinetics. Where's a man? We don't do that. We use our mouth and our hand. Come on. What are you doing? You're embarrassing me in there.

1:27:56 Caller Get with it.

1:27:57 Caller Let's go.

1:27:57 Adam Don't make me pull you aside.

1:27:59 Caller You get the hand puppets out, huh?

1:28:00 Adam I pull my penis outside the bedroom and I go, What the hell was that?

1:28:03 Caller What was that?

1:28:04 Adam What was that in there? When you act that way, it's like I don't even know you, man. So, Mark, now she's thinking about what she did to this other girl. She's feeling guilty. She's all freaked out. And that's what's going on.

1:28:17 Caller Can she have an orgasm? Oh, sorry.

1:28:19 Adam Yes.

1:28:19 Drew Well, the premature sexualization also sets people in a trajectory that screws their sexuality. Their orientation, they become hyper or hyposexual, and maybe she's gone on that trajectory towards shutdown.

1:28:31 Adam Hyper's a lot and hypo's not a lot. Right. So, what you're way too close to those two words, like push and pull, this shouldn't be that way.

1:28:39 Caller Is it she might be shutting down, like, you know, maybe her, like, maybe shutting down her emotions or whatever. I kind of feel that she was, you know, before she even told me the story because she was basically, it felt like she was like, you know, holding back every time she started reaching a climate.

1:28:58 Adam Okay. So, Mark, maybe she is and she's playing games with herself. And why doesn't she talk to a therapist and hash some of this stuff This is sexual abuse.

1:29:08 Drew It needs to be dealt with.

1:29:09 Adam Yeah. You can't be your therapist. On the other hand, just take it slow and give her a couple of glasses of red wine. You know, that's my answer to everything, right, Drew?

1:29:17 Drew Just get them done. Everything.

1:29:18 Adam Everything. Well, she's freaked out. She's thinking too much. Star?

1:29:24 Caller Yeah.

1:29:24 Adam Are you 19?

1:29:25 Caller Yeah, I'm 19.

1:29:26 Adam Is your name really Star?

1:29:28 Caller Yeah, it's really Star. Wow.

1:29:29 Adam Your parents are a mess.

1:29:31 Caller I'm a virgin and...

1:29:33 Adam You're what?

1:29:34 Caller I'm a virgin.

1:29:34 Adam I see.

1:29:35 Caller Wow... .and... Yay.

1:29:37 Amber Benson No.

1:29:38 Caller Oh, by the way, Amber, I love Buffy.

1:29:40 Amber Benson Yay. Yeah.

1:29:42 Caller Me too. I'm just not that crazy. Well, basically, I haven't had a boyfriend for a while, and I haven't been able to get close to guys because they end up wanting sex from me and I'm trying to wait for marriage.

1:29:58 Adam I see.

1:29:59 Caller And it's just getting to the fact that I just totally shut down when it gets to pass the friendship point.

1:30:06 Adam Are you a religious person?

1:30:07 Caller Yes.

1:30:08 Adam What's your religion?

1:30:10 Caller I'm Christian.

1:30:11 Adam I see.

1:30:12 Caller My feeling is if you find somebody that will wait for you and they want to get married and they want a real relationship, then don't worry about these guys that you come in contact with and want to just scare you over.

1:30:23 Adam Right.

1:30:24 Caller But it's so hard nowadays.

1:30:27 Caller Tell me about it.

1:30:28 Adam Yeah.

1:30:29 Caller I can't tell you how many guys I've gone out with and because I won't sleep with them, they tell me I'm inhuman or there's something wrong with me. I'm like, I just...

1:30:35 Adam You're inhuman.

1:30:36 Caller I have a letter from a guy in England that sent it to me registered mail. I had to sign for it.

1:30:40 Adam Said you're inhuman.

1:30:41 Caller Yeah.

1:30:42 Caller Because I wouldn't sleep with them.

1:30:43 Adam Wow.

1:30:43 Caller Wow.

1:30:44 Adam Listen, we could have a whole relationship just based on oral sex. Is that what we get in under the wire? Let me check with mom. No?

1:30:53 Caller You just have to be patient because we're on this earth such a long time. You know, we got a good hunk of time here and just be patient. Don't worry about these guys. You will meet somebody who's just awesome who will love you for who you are and will wait for you.

1:31:04 Caller Well, I did, but he like slept with another girl and got her pregnant.

1:31:08 Caller Lovely.

1:31:09 Adam Well, listen, you need to find another one of those good Christian guys.

1:31:13 Caller You'll find them. They're out there.

1:31:14 Caller I don't know about that anymore.

1:31:16 Caller They are there. If you're out there, there's somebody out there that's good for you.

1:31:20 Adam Find someone who believes in the Easter Bunny, shares your same ridiculous notions about life. All right, either way, you'll be fine. Drew, I guess I hate to be cruel to religious people, but it just drives me insane. It's just the most, to me, it's the most incredible thing in the world.

1:31:37 Drew But humans have a need for spirituality.

1:31:39 Adam They certainly do. Yes, because they're scared to die. No, it's more than that. Oh, it's more than that? Yeah.

1:31:47 Drew They're done in a healthy way. It is more than that.

1:31:49 Caller Yeah, I think religion is a good thing when it's not taken to a fanatical extreme. Anything you take to an extreme can be bad, even masturbation or-

1:31:56 Adam How dare you, Adam. How dare you attack my religion. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this. Yeah, that is it. Oh, man, am I tired. When is Buffy on?

1:32:20 Caller It's on Tuesday nights at 8 o'clock.

1:32:23 Adam That's right. I want to thank Amber Benson for coming in here tonight.

1:32:26 Caller Thank you guys for having me.

1:32:27 Adam And bringing her entourage, namely her mother and her friend. Hey Anderson, I want you to distract her mom in the studio while I make a break for my car. I wouldn't trouble the parking lot. She's a fun guest, a delight, and is welcome back anytime.

1:32:44 Caller Thank you.

1:32:44 Adam As a matter of fact, when this movie comes out, the one with Vince Vaughn.

1:32:49 Caller The one that throws like a girl.

1:32:51 Adam Vince, the guy who rolls a bowling ball like a girl. Yes, when that movie comes out, you come back and give it a little plug.

1:32:59 Caller Definitely. Cool. Thank you so much.

1:33:00 Adam All right. I want to thank Lauren for doing a great job on the phones and looking hot in those leather pants too. Yeah. Those are noisy, literally and figuratively when you walk, baby. That's really causing a stir. I want to thank Anderson who just keeps getting better every second he's here.

1:33:18 Caller I really mean it.

1:33:20 Adam And of course, Dr. Drew, who's at the slots of fun right now, trying to pick up on a keynote.

1:33:26 Caller He's doing a stout cow.

1:33:27 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:33:31 Caller I'm sensitive about my weight, all right?

1:33:35 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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