Episode 1000754887184

7:07 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.

7:18 Adam Hey, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, an addiction medicine specialist, and he's one PO'd MD. Oh, yeah. He lost his lucky throne.

7:37 Drew The chairs that were graciously donated by an organization in Illinois.

7:42 Adam That's right.

7:42 Drew One of them is a very expensive chair.

7:45 Adam All right.

7:45 Drew They get us through every night. And suddenly I sat down tonight and I thought, oh my God.

7:50 Adam If anyone wants to know the backstory on this, Westwood Two, as we like to call it.

7:56 Drew And tonight it's Westwood Dew.

7:59 Adam Like cockadoo?

7:59 Drew Like cockadoo.

8:01 Adam Yeah. Westwood Two or Westwood None, as Drew likes to call it, is one of the world's cheapest organizations. It really is. I would put them up against any organization, in or out of entertainment. They will not buy chairs. They'll not buy microphones. They'll not buy equipment. And some years ago we were complaining about the chairs. They squeak. They're uncomfortable. They're falling apart. And Westwood None would not buy new chairs for the studio, but some listeners who run an office discount furniture place sent beautiful chairs out to us. And I stated that when I left, I will burn the chair in the parking lot rather than let any employee of Westwood One sit on it or sell it back to them at a profit. But the point is, is Drew's chair is missing tonight and he's livid. It's as close to rape as you've ever experienced. Isn't it, Drew? I'm not counting college.

8:54 Drew Not counting college, this is just another rape.

8:56 Adam Right. Thank you. So we're on the search for Drew's chair. He's sitting on a bicycle seat post right now with no seat on it. Amir and Jer both here from Orgy. Orgy we saw. Lise J we saw.

9:14 Orgy Thank you. Thank you.

9:15 Adam Oh, I don't know. Was it a year ago on the TV show?

9:18 Orgy Yes. My drummer Bobby and myself came out.

9:20 Adam Yes. That's about a year ago, right? I'm doing the math, right?

9:24 Orgy Something like that.

9:25 Adam Orgy is a band that, well, they're better in person in the sense that they're very tall and they have a very provocative look. But I've heard more about Orgy in the last six months than I had in the five years before that. No, it's a good thing.

9:43 Orgy That's a good thing? Yeah.

9:45 Adam Wouldn't you say?

9:46 Orgy So what did you guys hear? Am I out of phase?

9:48 Orgy I don't think so.

9:50 Drew No, this is more of the high-quality equipment you've just become accustomed to using.

9:53 Orgy Let me give you a test tone.

9:56 Adam Yeah, I mean, I've been, I've been, I don't know, it just seems like, or maybe I've just been hearing the word Orgy and thinking about the band.

10:03 Drew No, no, no.

10:03 Orgy Which either way is fine with us.

10:05 Adam What, Drew?

10:05 Drew It's been coming up and I can't think why either.

10:07 Adam Yeah, I don't know, other bands.

10:08 Orgy Is it the big ball that we had that no one could get into?

10:11 Adam That could possibly be it.

10:12 Orgy That's probably what it was.

10:13 Orgy We're becoming notorious.

10:14 Orgy Yes, it wasn't our fault though.

10:17 Adam Vapor Transmission is the name of the new CD. We're going to hear something off of that. And basically, I was talking to the guys before the show and they're hitting the road coming this Saturday. And where are you going to be? Just everywhere?

10:30 Orgy Yeah, we're starting off in New Mexico, headed towards the East.

10:33 Orgy Phoenix, actually.

10:34 Orgy Starting off in Phoenix? And then we're going heading towards the East.

10:37 Adam You got to figure when Orgy is up on the marquee, you're going to get a certain percentage of just foot traffic coming in there. That's not even knowing it's a concert.

10:46 Drew Just from the word.

10:48 Adam Yeah, just guys driving home drunk from Nudie Bars going, Orgy, I'll check it out.

10:55 Orgy Sounds good.

10:55 Orgy We did this show once at a Holiday Inn.

10:59 Orgy That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Right in the Holiday Inn logo, Orgy.

11:02 Orgy I have a picture of it and I'm standing underneath it and it's like cars, like, what did it say? Hertz Reynolds.

11:07 Orgy That show rocked.

11:09 Orgy And underneath it it says Orgy.

11:11 Orgy What city was it in? It was in Pennsylvania and it was the most off-the-hook show. It was crazy. It was so crowded. Worse than that, it was in a sports bar.

11:23 Orgy And I think it was probably the best show we ever had.

11:25 Orgy I think it was our best show ever.

11:27 Adam Did you pack it with your fans?

11:29 Orgy Yeah.

11:29 Orgy It was completely just all Orgy fans in a sports bar with, like, an umbrella drinks and, like, you know, like, like, you know, football, Monday Night Football stuff on the walls. We were like, killer. Oh my God, that was good.

11:44 Orgy All right.

11:45 Adam I didn't even know we had that one. All right, Drew, you ready to go here?

11:47 Drew I am ready.

11:48 Adam You're all right? You got up early, I know. I left Durango at 4 a.m. How did your daughter Paulina do in the skating competition? What's that?

11:56 Drew She got up first in two seconds.

11:58 Adam Really? How many other people competed?

12:03 Drew It depends on which, there were dozens of competitors.

12:05 Adam Really?

12:05 Drew Yeah.

12:06 Adam Really?

12:06 Drew Yeah. She's actually going to move up a class because of this.

12:08 Adam Really? All right. Does that, I smell eating disorder, Drew. Drew, come on, give the kid some room to breathe. You got to get that wife away from her.

12:20 Drew We're paying attention. We're carefully paying attention.

12:22 Adam Look at it this way. She's ice skating. She's seven years old, right?

12:27 Drew Yeah.

12:27 Adam What's the best case scenario here? She becomes a instructor.

12:32 Drew No. In the best case, she just has a sport that she really loves.

12:35 Adam Yeah. That's not going to work. She's going to end up at the end of the whip in the icecapade girl things. She's going to get thrown into a Zamboni and disfigured at the half time of a Canucks game.

12:48 Drew That's the best case?

12:49 Adam That's best case. That's the best case scenario that she's the crack on the whip. You know, the girls skate around and they keep grabbing on to each other and they get like 20 girls around and the last one goes skating after trying to catch the whip.

13:03 Orgy If that's best case, maybe she'll grow out of it before then.

13:08 Drew That's what I was pushing for.

13:09 Adam I'm hoping so because that's best case. Chris, you're 20 years old.

13:15 Caller Yeah. I just want to say first, you guys, I love you guys. I mean-

13:19 Adam Orgy or us?

13:22 Caller Adam and Drew and Orgy, of course.

13:24 Adam Oh yeah. Hey, I want to jump in before I forgot because I forget every week. The Man Show is on right now. And it's a classic Man Show. I try out for the Raiders training camp. Jimmy takes, who is he? He likes Frank Gifford into the Man Show Hall of Fame. It is solid. Man Show, Comedy Central, everybody. Everyone turn the radio off and turn that in right now. Go ahead, Chris.

13:50 Caller Well, two questions. First, Orgy, you guys are great. Thank you. I saw you guys fighting in the VALUES 98 in Chicago. You guys have inspired me in my music so much. I'm in a smaller time band here around town where I live.

14:02 Drew And there's a question there, Chris?

14:04 Caller Oh, actually, no. But what were your musical inspirations when you were about 20 or younger?

14:11 Orgy Um, God, I don't know. What was yours, Amir?

14:16 Orgy Lots of guitar players.

14:17 Orgy Yeah. My thing was, I'm always into, like, programmers. I like Kraftwerk and stuff like that. So I came from more of that kind of situation.

14:27 Adam Hey, Chris? Cool. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. All right. You done? Yeah.

14:32 I'm sorry.

14:33 Adam You want to make Orgy your musical influence or just kind of cut out the middleman and go right to Kraftwerk in that way? You know what I'm saying? No. You want to keep the chain going?

14:45 Pretty much.

14:45 Adam Okay. Yeah.

14:46 Caller I mean, it's like, you know, when they reach, you know, probably like 50 or 60 years old, I hope they look back on maybe my band and say, oh, wow, they sound like us or something.

14:53 Drew And you have another question.

14:55 Adam Right.

14:55 Caller Okay. I'm 20 years old. I'm getting married in March, the first week of March here. And my fiance and I have not slept together. We haven't had sex yet. Uh-oh. Yeah. And I'm kind of like inadequate in the department.

15:08 Drew What does that mean?

15:09 Caller I want to know if it's too young to like use a penis pump.

15:12 Drew Well, first of all, any age, no age is too young for that.

15:15 Adam No.

15:16 Drew I mean.

15:16 Adam No, they make one for toddlers now.

15:18 Orgy Are you being serious?

15:19 Caller No.

15:20 Adam Are you really serious? Dr. Sirius has put his name on one.

15:22 Orgy Are you dead serious?

15:24 Caller Absolutely serious. I know you guys like hate prank callers.

15:26 It's absolute.

15:26 Drew No, we know. I get from you that this is for real. And what does that mean, right?

15:33 I'm sorry?

15:33 Drew What does inadequate mean?

15:36 Adam Oh, Drew, don't don't touch them, please. No, no, no.

15:42 All right.

15:42 Adam That's better than that noise. All right. Go ahead.

15:46 Caller Oh, like when I'm like not even erect, I'm only like an inch and a half.

15:51 Adam When you're not a rat. When you're not.

15:52 Caller How about, oh, man, did I just get left there by a female?

15:56 Adam No, no, no, no, no. Listen, when you're when you are erect, you're how big?

16:01 Caller Five and a half.

16:02 Adam Oh, that's fine. Quit your complaining.

16:04 Drew You'll be all right.

16:05 Orgy You'll be all right, bro.

16:07 Drew Again, this whole thing with men and size issues of their own adequacy of self, not adequacy of anatomy.

16:13 Adam Yes.

16:14 Drew Am I okay as a person?

16:15 Orgy That's the most important part. Focus on your career.

16:16 Drew Focus on how you feel about yourself. That would do much more for your penis size.

16:20 Adam The phallus becomes a metaphor.

16:22 Orgy And good luck with the music.

16:23 Adam For the man and his innards.

16:25 Drew Absolutely.

16:25 Adam It's like he pulled some of his innards out.

16:28 Drew I really think there's some sort of central nervous system link there that some people are.

16:30 Orgy Maybe he could touch her with songs if he can't stimulate her sexually.

16:37 Drew This was his inspiration in getting into music.

16:39 Adam You mean like a raper with a drumstick?

16:41 Orgy Is that what you're talking about? There's other parts of your body.

16:43 Adam Are you talking about a microphone?

16:45 Orgy No, I'm just saying maybe he could like, you know, maybe she like loves him for what, you know, for who he is as a person.

16:49 Adam I don't know. I talked to him for a few minutes. I don't think that's the case.

16:53 Drew TJ, 17.

16:54 Adam, Drew.

16:55 Adam Hey.

16:56 What's up?

16:57 Adam, right now, I'm presently worshiping your picture.

17:00 Adam Fantastic.

17:01 Yeah, it's a nightly ritual I have.

17:03 Adam What picture do you have?

17:04 It's the one off the book.

17:06 Adam Oh, okay.

17:09 I just saw the Frank Gifford one.

17:10 I'm over here in Florida time.

17:12 Adam Oh, yeah. How was that? Thank you. Did you see me at the Oakland Raiders training camp?

17:17 Yeah, that was A for effort.

17:20 Adam Thank you. I believe that's why Oakland is, what are they, like eight and one this year?

17:24 Orgy Yeah, they're doing great.

17:26 Adam I gave them a good send-off. I built the confidence of every player on that team by trying out for it. All right, TJ, what's up?

17:33 Orgy All right, well, I made a big call to worship you pretty much.

17:35 And I got a big favor to ask you.

17:37 Adam Yeah?

17:38 Now, what are the chances of you doing my voicemail for my cell phone?

17:42 Adam Done and done.

17:43 Done and done?

17:44 Adam Yeah.

17:45 Drew So he has to hold.

17:45 Adam You want to do it? You want to do it now? How do we do this?

17:48 Yeah, please.

17:50 Adam Are you really TJ?

17:52 I'm really TJ, yeah.

17:54 Adam All right. We'll put you on hold and then I'll get back to you.

17:56 All right.

17:56 God bless you.

17:57 Adam All right. Get the thing ready.

17:59 Drew Is it ready now?

18:01 No, you have to call the number.

18:03 Caller I can't three-way on my line.

18:05 Adam All right.

18:07 Hi, this is Adam. Please leave a message.

18:09 Drew It's very exciting. I don't know the answer.

18:11 Adam Hello, me? Yes, I'll be coming home about 1230.

18:15 Drew Pour a glass of wine. There is a more exciting version where it's like, hello, this is Adam. Leave a message.

18:21 Adam How dare you?

18:21 Drew It's your cell phone.

18:22 Adam It is?

18:23 Drew Yeah.

18:24 Adam I never heard that one. Hey, listen, you know, I threw up again this morning, Drew. Yeah, I was hung over. I threw up. Okay, let me ask you this, because I'm a little out of it. I'm a little, I gotta apologize. I'm a little out of it tonight, because I did a little drinking last night. Not a lot of drinking. I'm turning to a light weight, by the way. I did a little bit of drinking, but here's my problem. I've been drinking when I haven't been eating and I haven't been drinking water. I've been dehydrating myself.

18:52 Orgy I'm dehydrating anyway. I'm very guilty of that.

18:55 Adam I know, but don't you need to... doesn't it help your cause if you have...

18:59 Drew To be hydrated.

19:00 Adam Some water in you and some food in you.

19:02 Drew Actually, fluid, not water. Like Gatorade. Better.

19:05 Adam What do you mean? Pedialyte. What do you mean, not water? Well, I bought a goddamn Gatorade. One of the Mexican guys I worked with was chugging it the other day.

19:11 Drew Free water can make you worse.

19:13 Adam What kind of water?

19:14 Drew Plain water.

19:14 Adam Oh, really?

19:15 Drew Yeah.

19:15 Adam I think that's what happened this morning.

19:17 Orgy Makes you feel nauseous.

19:18 Orgy Yeah, that gives you like this super like...

19:20 Drew Well, no, you're losing excess sodium that way and you're diluting your body, basically.

19:25 Adam Okay, listen, you tell me what to do and tell everyone what to do because...

19:30 Orgy Take some Tylenol.

19:31 Adam You drink, yeah, but I hate that.

19:33 Orgy I think Pedialyte.

19:34 Adam Anally or orally. Yeah, of course.

19:36 Drew Pedialyte would be great if you get that.

19:37 Adam Yeah, but listen, I don't have that stuff lying around.

19:39 Drew But Tylenol can actually...

19:40 Orgy Pedialyte's not bad.

19:42 Drew It depends how much drinking you do because Tylenol can actually do liver failure rather rapidly.

19:46 Orgy That's the bad one.

19:47 Drew There was a big thing about that recently.

19:48 Orgy Is it acetaminophen that does it? Yeah.

19:51 Adam Okay, let me just... You just tell me what to do. Okay.

19:55 Drew Sit there.

19:56 Adam Just quiet down. There's been a night... I've been drinking, let's say, and I come home.

20:00 Drew What were we doing last night?

20:01 Adam I went to some benefit for... I don't know, City of Hope or something. I don't know. Some kind of free booze benefit.

20:10 Drew Drinking? Embarrassing me.

20:12 Adam I didn't have that much to drink. I really did.

20:14 Drew You drive?

20:15 Adam I didn't.

20:15 Drew Did you drive?

20:16 Adam Yeah. Of course.

20:17 Drew Oh my God.

20:19 Adam Always. I'm a model. Listen, I drive better drunk than everyone else drives sober. Please.

20:24 Orgy A lot of people say that about me too because I think you're watching yourself more.

20:27 Adam Yeah, that's right. See? I'm more careful.

20:29 Drew Yes, you think you are.

20:30 Orgy Well, at least I think I am.

20:31 Adam No, no. Here's the deal. I didn't drink that much. I had three drinks. All right. Three drinks. Okay, so here's what happens. I work out a little bit last night. I don't eat. Okay. Then I don't drink any fluids. Then I go have these three drinks and I'm fine. Then I get home. I'm fine. I go to bed. I wake up this morning. I got a serious headache. Okay, what's the headache from? Because I never have headaches.

20:53 Drew Maybe it's just coincidence.

20:53 Adam But I think the headache is a little dehydration. What about dehydration and headaches? Can we link that?

20:59 Drew You can, but I think maybe more like you got a virus and then the whole thing's got you.

21:03 Adam No, no, no. Because then I wake up, I have a headache and I think to myself, you know what I did? I drank and I didn't eat.

21:09 Drew Look, you're the lightest weight sleeper on earth. If you were the least bit, if it were a pea under your bed, you wouldn't go to sleep. So if you went to bed uncomfortable, you would not have slept.

21:17 Adam No, I was fine, I was fine. I was fine. Okay, yes, I know. I was telling people today, look, I vomit, I vomit before I go to bed. I know me.

21:24 Drew Right.

21:26 Orgy On purpose?

21:27 Adam Most nights, yeah. You know, I'm on TV, I have to keep a certain image.

21:31 Drew Of course. He has a vomitorium.

21:32 Adam The point is, is that then I get up this morning and I go, I got a headache because I'm dehydrated and I chug a gallon of water, and then five minutes later, I heave up the gallons. That's what did it.

21:43 Drew A gallon of water.

21:44 Adam Okay, but let me ask you this. When you're, and I was thinking, I'm going to kill Drew. I don't know why. He's the only doctor I could think of. Whenever I'm sick, I think of a doctor. I'm going to kill that son of a bitch. He should save me. Listen, when you're dehydrated, what is the best way to hydrate yourself? If in a Mexican guy you work with drank your goddamn Gatorade and didn't ask you about it? Soup.

22:08 Drew Soup is good.

22:09 Adam Soup better than water?

22:10 Orgy Are those both better than Petia Light? I really get it.

22:12 Drew Petia Light is perfect. Petia Light is perfect.

22:14 Adam Okay, but let's say you only have water. It tastes awful. You only have water.

22:18 Drew Get some Crystal Light.

22:19 Adam You only have water.

22:20 Drew You can't put anything in. You have to put something in. Get some salt then. Salt? Salt is actually good.

22:24 Orgy The salt is the key.

22:25 Adam Let's just say you have water, and you want to hydrate yourself. Should you drink a glass every 20 minutes? Should you drink as much as you think you can hold down?

22:36 Drew As much as you can without nauseating yourself.

22:37 Adam Yeah, except you don't know later.

22:38 Orgy Is that why they always say Mexican food is really kind of decent? Because I don't know.

22:42 Adam Salty, greasy?

22:43 Orgy Salty, greasy.

22:44 Drew Salty, fatty, huh?

22:45 Adam All right. All right. So hydrate yourself, get some Gatorade or something like that.

22:50 Drew Yes.

22:51 Adam All right. Ready to go back to the phone? Yeah, and then once you heave, by the way, you're not right for the rest of the day. You're just not. I was just walking around hungover all day today.

22:59 Drew I think you're just sick.

23:01 Adam No, feel great. How dare you?

23:02 Drew Wait a minute.

23:03 Adam Emily?

23:03 Drew I walked around feeling sick all day.

23:06 Adam I felt hungover all day.

23:07 Drew How the hell do you feel the difference between hungover and just sick?

23:10 Adam I heave nothing but water, though.

23:12 Drew Yeah, that's all you had in you.

23:13 Adam It was like I was peeing out of my mouth. It was great.

23:15 Drew Quite an image. Nice. Firehose. Was it a nice little stream or sort of spray?

23:19 Adam Big wide. Big wide one. Firehose. Yeah, it's a great sound, too.

23:22 Orgy Yeah. That's my favorite.

23:26 Adam And it was such a pure vomit that I was like, I should rinse my mouth out. Then I thought, I just did. At about 200 PSI. Oh my God. There's not a ounce of anything in there.

23:36 Drew Oh my God.

23:37 Adam Emily?

23:38 Drew Yeah?

23:39 Adam You're 17.

23:40 Caller Yeah.

23:40 Adam What's up?

23:41 Caller I have inverted nipples and it's really...

23:43 Adam Wow. Drew's penis does it.

23:46 I was wondering, is there any way I can get them to come out?

23:51 Adam Hold your nose and blow out. Shut your mouth. Hold your nose.

23:56 Orgy I had inverted nipples.

23:57 Drew Oh, here we go. No, but there is a plastic procedure for them and you can't usually tease them out.

24:02 Well, like something like, I've seen a magazine like the nipple or something. It's like a nipple shield type thing.

24:08 Drew I don't know what that is, but no, it really...

24:10 Orgy Is that like a prosthetic?

24:11 Drew First of all, guys are not going to be troubled by this at all. Okay?

24:14 Adam No, it's not that big. It's not a deal breaker for me. I don't mind that.

24:18 Orgy Are they ugly? I'm sorry.

24:19 I think they are.

24:20 Drew Why? What makes them ugly?

24:21 Adam I don't know.

24:22 They're just weird. They're like so small and like...

24:25 Adam Yeah, but don't they come out, let's say if it's cold or...

24:28 No.

24:29 Orgy You could have a big hanging nipple which would be just really bad.

24:32 Adam Right. Let's examine the extreme opposite. Which would be worse? Innie or Outie? You know what I mean?

24:40 Orgy Yeah.

24:41 Adam All right. Hey, Emily? Yeah. I guess... How old are you? 17? Yeah. I'll live with it a few years.

24:47 Drew There are plastic procedures that people can do to bring things out if you need to.

24:50 Adam Well, once you get it out, wouldn't it stay out? Not even if you use one of those little rubber bands they use on a retainer?

24:58 Orgy Just be careful in making your decision because you don't want to do anything to your body that you're going to regret later. That's right.

25:02 Adam Right. All right. Hey, Ann, is the man show on over there? Am I in Raiders training camp yet? Oh, yeah. Let's hear an Orgy song so I can go watch myself. I love that bit. What song are we going to hear, Anderson? We queued up? I think we got fiction. Oh, here we go. Yeah, there it is. So I'm Orgy. You queued up, Anderson? Yeah. This fiction. That was Orgy. Vapor Transmission is the name of the CD. Amir and Jay are both here from the band. If you really want to, let's tease a call, shall we? I'm going to get my stuff. I'm telling you, I got a little bit of that hangover thing going. I'm really sick.

29:05 Drew You're ill.

29:05 Adam No, I'm not.

29:06 Drew I know. Yes, I forgot. You're impervious. You're not a biological entity.

29:12 Adam I heaved because I drank too much water trying to dehydrate, trying to rehydrate myself.

29:17 Drew I understand that you like that description of what happened to you.

29:22 Adam Yes, I do.

29:22 Drew I don't know if it was a fact or fiction.

29:24 Adam Yeah, but you know what really seems you're being when you're heaving? Like when a week ago you buy a thing, a big jug of Gatorade for the specific purpose of rehydrating yourself after a night drinking and then you show up at the house you're working on and then you turn around and your buddy is Waldo has chugged half of it and says no problem he'll get you another one. Then fast forward a week later to you drinking tap water and heaving in your sink and you're like I will kill that mother of Waldo. Where is he? I'll kill him. I'm going to heave on him when I see him tomorrow. All right. Let's just say hi to Marlon. We'll go to break. Marlon. Yeah. You're 15. Yeah.

30:06 Caller What's up?

30:06 Adam You caught your 13 year old sister making porn with her friends. Making a porn movie.

30:13 Caller Yeah.

30:14 Adam Are you sure?

30:15 I'm sure. I've seen it. Wow.

30:17 Adam All right. Hold on a second.

30:18 All right.

30:20 Adam Do we believe him?

30:21 Orgy What do you mean? He's seen it.

30:22 Drew We need more information.

30:23 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Marlon, Porn and Orgy after that.

30:51 So glad you're here.

31:10 Adam Loveline.

31:12 Drew Did you mention the fact that she had been abusing you prior to that?

31:14 Adam Yeah. So we talked. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there.

31:20 Drew Wow, I can hear my voice. Listen to this.

31:21 Adam Phone number.

31:22 Drew So I'm supposed to sound like Anderson.

31:24 Adam New mic, new mic cord?

31:25 Caller Dude, I check it every night, and within five minutes, have you been in there munking around? No. Every night?

31:30 Drew Did they swap you out? This is my voice.

31:34 Adam No, but Drew, you do fiddle, ironically enough. You understand that Westwood...

31:39 Drew Wait a minute. What the hell are you doing with your mic right now?

31:42 Adam How dare you?

31:42 Drew What are you doing?

31:43 Adam I'm holding it.

31:44 Drew Okay, do I even touch mine most of the time? Certainly, the beginning of the show, I don't even touch it, so I have to slide it up and back here.

31:50 Adam I'm not picking at the cord. I'm putting it on my sturdiness.

31:54 Orgy That way you can tilt it back in your chair.

31:56 Adam How dare you question my mic-smanship?

31:58 Drew How dare you, how dare me?

32:00 Adam How, okay.

32:01 Orgy From my experience, if you guys need any pointers on mic handling, I've been known to be decent at it.

32:08 Adam But do you understand that this place is like a decrepit Fabergé egg? I mean, that's been left outside too long, but a really ugly, if Fabergé made eggs out of paper mache, that's what Westwood One would be.

32:26 Orgy These are actually considered pretty decent mics. When you can't think of what else to put on a singer, SM7 is kind of the way to go.

32:35 Drew Where is my chair?

32:36 Adam What? But not from the 40s. OK, Drew's missing his chair. But the point is, Drew, you monkey with the cord, when it starts crackling. No, when it plugs in or where it plugs in.

32:46 Orgy He gave you a nice cable, so it looks like a blue, huh?

32:50 Drew Yeah, it's good.

32:50 Adam Jesus, Jay, how do you know so much about cords?

32:53 Orgy Audio engineering school. Amir and I both.

32:54 Adam Oh, really?

32:55 Orgy Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, and then you have to keep track of what's going on out there. So that's a good cable.

33:00 Orgy Sure.

33:01 Orgy Steel braided cable, nice and durable.

33:03 Adam Yeah, not like this.

33:03 Orgy We'll get you some new cables.

33:05 Adam Hey, explain this, you guys. You guys went to audio engineering school.

33:07 Orgy Right.

33:08 Adam I have my mic is two feet away from the jack. Do I need 30 feet of cord?

33:12 Orgy No, you don't.

33:12 Orgy I say no.

33:13 Orgy He's got the right length, actually.

33:15 Orgy I'm really wondering about the end of that jack there. It looks pretty suspect.

33:18 Adam Oh, it's kind of broken.

33:19 Orgy It's already ready to go.

33:21 Adam Yeah.

33:22 Orgy You might need a new mic cable yourself.

33:24 Adam You're saying this big ball of extra cord.

33:27 Orgy You know what? I actually have at my house.

33:28 Adam Anderson said I needed it.

33:30 Orgy I actually have these really thick ones. That's a fact. I have these really thick ones that Demarsio gave me. You should check them out.

33:35 Adam And they're short?

33:36 Orgy And they're really short.

33:37 Adam I need a four footer.

33:38 Orgy I'll send you one tomorrow.

33:40 Adam Okay.

33:40 Orgy Seriously.

33:40 Adam All right.

33:41 Orgy I won't forget that.

33:43 Adam You better bring it down here on your person. If it shows up here, it's going to be gobbled up by the lightest juggernaut.

33:49 Orgy Is it that bad? If I give it to him, I know.

33:50 Drew It took a chair.

33:51 Orgy I know you're a studio person here.

33:53 Adam All right. You give it to Anderson. I can give it to him.

33:54 Drew He's the only person you can try.

33:56 Adam Marlon?

33:56 Drew Yeah.

33:57 Adam All right. So you're 15.

33:59 Drew Right.

33:59 Adam You say you've seen a porn movie that your sister was in.

34:04 Drew Is that right?

34:04 Orgy This guy again.

34:05 Adam Now, did you walk in and see them making the movie or did you just see the final product?

34:11 Caller Both.

34:12 Drew Both. How did you come upon the final product?

34:16 Caller She gave it to me.

34:17 Adam Is this your biological sister?

34:19 Half-sister.

34:20 Drew How is it she happened to give you a movie?

34:24 Orgy I don't know. She wanted you to see it?

34:26 She gave it to me and said, look at it.

34:27 Orgy She wanted you to see it?

34:29 I guess.

34:30 Drew No, no, I'm starting not to believe you.

34:31 Adam I'm starting not to believe you too, Marlon.

34:33 I'm serious, really.

34:34 Drew It doesn't make... Why didn't you wonder what she... Isn't it kind of bizarre for a third channel to hand you a pornography that they're in?

34:40 Orgy Let alone your sister.

34:42 Drew Wouldn't that occur to you that, oh, what are you up to? Why are you giving me this? It's bogus.

34:49 Adam I'll see you in hell, man. And I'll give you a good ass-kicking with a pitchfork. Maureen?

34:56 Caller Yeah, hi.

34:57 Adam You're 14. What's up?

34:58 Caller Hi. I just broke up with my boyfriend.

35:02 Adam Yeah, and hold on. Listen, everybody. As far as the bogus calls go. You know that like, I saw the porn movie. Fine, I'll buy that. How did you see it? Well, when she goes to school, I cut school and I went in her room and I found it in a shoebox in her closet. All right, I'm with you on that. She gave it to me. Why would she give it to you? She wanted me to have it. Why would someone give you, why would your sister give you a porn movie? I don't know. You know, it's like, all right. See, it doesn't make sense.

35:34 Drew Yeah, when it doesn't make things don't make sense, stuff aren't real.

35:36 Adam That's right.

35:37 Drew Reality always makes sense.

35:38 Orgy Is that how you guys?

35:39 Adam Yeah.

35:40 Drew Also the feeling of no affect. Well, it's like somebody gave somebody, if your third-hand sister gave you a porn, you'd be like, you would be freaked. You'd be, you have all kinds of feelings.

35:47 Orgy Freaked.

35:48 Yeah.

35:49 Adam But it's like anything in life. It's like, it's like, you know, when OJ is making his way for the border with 10 grand cash and a Richard Nixon mask, and he didn't do it.

36:00 Right.

36:00 Adam You know what I mean? You go, nope.

36:02 Drew Doesn't make sense.

36:02 Adam Doesn't make sense. Therefore not real.

36:03 Orgy But the gloves didn't fit.

36:05 Adam That's right. He had a good time.

36:08 Orgy There was no blood in the car either.

36:09 Adam He had a good time trying to put those on. Maureen?

36:13 Caller Yeah.

36:14 Adam I'm sorry. Now you're 14.

36:16 Caller Yeah. I just wanted to call because I need you to ask me, answer a question for me.

36:22 Caller All right.

36:23 Caller I just broke up with my boyfriend and we didn't really do anything. We were just going out for about a week.

36:31 Drew Wow.

36:32 Orgy He was your boyfriend after a week?

36:33 Orgy Are you heartbroken?

36:34 Caller No.

36:35 Adam But when you're 14, those are dog years, you know?

36:39 Drew Even in dog years, a week is a week.

36:41 Caller Yeah. Yeah. And I was just going out with him because he asked me sincerely. I thought he was really nice and everything. But what turned out is that he never really had experience with a girl. He didn't know what to do with me.

36:59 Orgy It was like, yeah, what's he supposed to do with you at 14?

37:02 Adam Well, at least some finger bang and a light cornhole.

37:06 Caller Wow.

37:08 Adam No.

37:09 Wow.

37:10 Orgy I got to keep you away from Mike. Yeah.

37:12 Orgy Right.

37:13 Adam Well, I mean, she is 14 after all.

37:15 Orgy Mike.

37:18 Adam What did he do? Well, what did you want him to do?

37:21 Caller Well, maybe like put his arm around me maybe once or hold my hand. And he didn't even give me a hug.

37:28 Orgy Maybe he was out of respect.

37:29 Caller It was boring. So I dumped him.

37:31 Drew Well, that's fine. Fourteen year old guys can be pretty lame.

37:34 Adam It's always refreshing to hear a very bitter 14 year old girl. You know, one day, Maureen, I'm going to fast forward 15 years. You'll be behind the counter at the airline that I'm currently trying to get a seat in. I'll remind you of that boy and then we can let the hostility begin. You know what I'm saying?

37:55 Caller Like a porn movie?

37:56 Drew No. The remorse.

37:58 Adam Yeah. What's up with you? Where's your dad?

38:01 Caller He's in Chicago right now.

38:03 Adam That's right. What did he do?

38:05 Caller His mother was sick.

38:06 Adam So he's visiting her?

38:07 Caller Yeah.

38:08 Adam You have a good relationship with him?

38:10 Caller No.

38:11 Adam Yeah. You sound like you don't like guys that much.

38:15 Caller No. I just like to rebel against them.

38:19 Orgy Man hair.

38:20 Adam Yeah.

38:20 Drew Strangely, that's the way you talk about your dad, too.

38:22 Orgy At 14, all right, she's already developed.

38:23 Adam That's what I'm saying.

38:24 Orgy Developed a strong anti-male.

38:26 Drew Yeah, but it's dad.

38:27 Adam Yeah.

38:28 Drew It's all dad.

38:28 Adam Why don't you just go lesbian?

38:30 Caller No.

38:31 Adam Spare us.

38:32 Drew She got excited.

38:32 Caller There's nothing wrong with them or anything. It's just that I'm physically attracted to guys.

38:37 Adam I see. And what happened with your dad? How did he disappoint you?

38:45 Caller Oh, I guess you can call him mentally abusive to me. And when I was younger, he was physically abusive.

38:50 Adam I see. That sucks. That's how you do it. Yeah. Okay. Now here's your homework. You know, Maureen? Yeah. And you know, some of those, some of your teachers tell you, here's what you got to do over the summer or something, or over Christmas vacation. Here's what you have to do over the course of the rest of your life. I'm like the, I'll be like the dean of students here.

39:10 Drew Dean of life.

39:11 Adam Dean of life. Maureen? Yes? Every guy's not your dad. Do not make him your dad. Do not recreate those situations.

39:19 Drew Do not try to solve the relationship with dad.

39:21 Adam I know. I don't care what your question is. I know you have hostility toward men, and it's going to be a long road a hoe for you when it comes to guys.

39:31 Caller I'm talking to the...

39:32 Adam Listen, I'm nipping this one in the bud. You're 14. Don't have a whole big long screwed up life. Have a guy who beats on you, get pregnant when you're 17, marry an alcoholic. Don't do it, because that's where you're heading. And listen, you A-hole dads out there want to beat up or verbally abuse your daughter and not take them to ice skating championships in Nevada? You guys, I hope they do every porn movie in the world, and I hope your buddies at works collect and trade them while you sit there and watch. I really do.

40:08 Orgy They might enjoy that, though, unfortunately, these people.

40:10 Orgy Yeah.

40:12 Adam I mean, what kind of job are you doing as a dad where you have Maureen who's sort of sick, sort of turned off by men or ruined for men by 14?

40:24 Orgy Stand up guy, huh?

40:25 Adam Yeah. What an outstanding individual. Thank you. There goes my high horse. Brandon. You're 20. What's up?

40:34 Caller My girlfriend's brother is really abusive to me, and I try to be nice to him.

40:40 Adam Hold on. I want to say one more thing too. And God save these poor sons of bitches that are trying to date Maureen. I mean, this guy's in the seventh grade, and he's like, yeah, there's Maureen. She's real cute. But when I put my arm around her, she hit me. I'm going to buy her stuffed animal, see if it helps. It's like these guys are useless. He might as well try to just, he might as well just go invent the time machine. You know what I mean? Better, better luck. Yeah, yeah. Your time would be better spent working on a Star Trek type transport system that it would be trying to figure out Maureen as a 14 year old male.

41:19 Orgy If you come up with it, let me know.

41:21 Drew At least you could fast forward yourself to age 30. And Maureen at 30.

41:25 Adam And then maybe you could deal, yeah. Yes, you could transport Maureen after 10 years of therapy into the future. Oh my god.

41:34 Caller Hello.

41:34 Adam Brandon.

41:36 Orgy You're 20.

41:38 Adam What's up?

41:39 Caller Well, my girlfriend's brother is really abusive to me and I try being nice to him and it doesn't work.

41:46 Adam How old is he?

41:47 Orgy Maybe he likes you.

41:48 Caller He's 21.

41:50 Adam Why do you see him?

41:51 Caller I don't, when I'm over at her house.

41:54 Drew And what do you mean he abuses you?

41:55 Caller He like hits me and pushes me around.

41:59 Drew How old is he?

41:59 Adam Maybe he's 21. Well, why, what happens if you tell him to stop?

42:05 Caller Well, it doesn't really work because I'm kind of small. I'm like 5'7, 120 pounds and he's like 6'2, 3 something.

42:13 Orgy Is he trying to make you tough or something?

42:14 Adam He's not trying to make you tough.

42:16 Orgy He's probably trying to toughen you up.

42:17 Adam Listen, when you're 5'7, 130 pounds, everyone over 180 is 3 something.

42:23 Orgy He's a creep.

42:24 Adam Drew, you'd be like 3'05.

42:25 Orgy It's about the end of that one. He's a creep.

42:27 Adam All right, hey Brandon, why don't you not go over there?

42:30 Orgy Yeah, ever.

42:32 Adam All right, this is stupid call. This is 20. Listen everybody, it's like a cat saying, if he gets his ass kicked by a dog every time he goes in this yard, you know, don't go over there. You want to see your girlfriend, have her come over to your place or go pick her up, tell her to come out front. What's he doing? Like, he's making out with his girlfriend and the guy's like beating on him?

42:54 Orgy Yeah, he's here, I'm going to go beat him up now. Like, wow, creepy.

42:58 Adam Yeah, and I never quite, again, another story with a few holes in it. Orgy's our guest tonight. Drew, who are we going to talk to when we come back?

43:08 Drew Either Melissa or Kathy.

43:10 Adam Let's talk to, huh? No, let's talk to Kathy when her husband plays with her nipples or has oral sex with her. She has a panic attack. Hold on a second. Kathy?

43:22 Caller Hi.

43:23 Adam You have a panic attack when your husband goes down on you?

43:25 Caller Yeah, well, I've been married for three years and it's gone to the point where I have to have him tie me down. But whenever he has oral sex with me or plays with my nipples, I can just really bizarre panic attacks. I like start hyperventilating. The walls are closing in. Eventually I just black out. I've done that a couple of times. I mean, he's done it for like 10 minutes straight and I've blacked out. And so I couldn't really remember.

43:49 Adam Yeah. Yes, tie you down though, huh?

43:51 Caller I might want to be costing this.

43:52 Adam Yeah. Okay. Hold on there, Kathy.

43:54 Okay.

43:56 Adam I don't know the exact reason, but I'm guessing it's because you're kind of nuts. I mean, that'd be part of it, right? Yeah, probably. Okay. Hold on. No, but at least how nuts can you be when you go along with my nuts diagnosis? Right. You know what I'm saying?

44:11 Drew That's not the whole point of writing that.

44:12 Adam Sick catch 22. I will do a little gambling. Yes, Anderson is right. He'll bet the dollar. We'll do a little gambling on that, Kathy, because I have some very strong ideas on what gave her this condition after this.

44:24 Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

44:45 Drew This is the show known as Loveline.

44:48 Orgy With your host, Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

44:55 Caller Hey, it is Loveline.

44:56 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I'm out of it tonight, Drew. I can't get it together. But those of you who are listening, keep this in mind, I will hit my stride about 1230 tonight when I get home. So you may not be there to enjoy it, but I guarantee I'll be wide awake and feeling good.

45:17 Drew Nothing be good for no movie. That will be you and your porn.

45:22 Adam Oh, we're gambling?

45:23 Drew Yeah.

45:23 Oh, jeez.

45:25 Adam My wallet is out of my car.

45:26 Drew I'll spot you.

45:27 Adam Yeah, spot me, Buck. What you here? Me and Jay are both here from Orgy. Vapor Transmission is the name of the CD. You guys got a dollar? We're doing some gambling.

45:35 Yeah.

45:36 Adam Yeah. When we left off, we were speaking to Kathy. Kathy is 25. She has a panic attack when her husband performs oral sex on her or plays with her nipples, I think she said.

45:51 Let's just get to her.

45:53 Adam Kathy?

45:53 Caller Hey.

45:54 Adam Hey, he had to tie you down in order to perform oral sex?

45:58 Caller Yeah.

45:59 Adam Okay.

46:00 Drew Do you like being tied down?

46:01 Caller Not really.

46:03 Orgy Killer.

46:04 Caller But he enjoys it, so I don't, I mean.

46:06 Drew What do you mean he had to tie you down?

46:08 Why did he have to tie you down?

46:09 Caller Well, just because I move around too much, so I just told him to tie me down.

46:14 Orgy Why don't you try to relax?

46:15 Adam Yeah, what I'll do is I'll set some sandbags on my bitches to kind of hold them down. I don't get a rope out. I'll sandbag them. If it's really, really windy or they're moving around too much, I'll sandbag them. I'm not going to make this mistake again. You don't put sandbag around the neck, Drew. Uh-oh. No, that's not a good one. I can't breathe. I was wondering why she wasn't moving so much.

46:36 Orgy That doesn't work for anyone.

46:37 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that was a mistake. So I started putting the sandbags on the arms and more on the torso, the lower torso area. And again, not the neck or face area.

46:47 Orgy Much more sensible approach.

46:48 Adam Yeah.

46:49 Orgy You got to be careful that they don't break either because, you know.

46:52 Adam Oh, that's right. Swallow that sand. Yeah. Big ashtray on your bed. Yeah. After I spent a few hookers that way, Drew, I learned a very valuable, very valuable lesson not to be made again. That's for sure.

47:05 Drew Sandbag murder.

47:06 Caller Yeah.

47:09 Adam Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you want to gamble? Do we want to find anything else out about Kathy? Or should we just get going? For those of you who aren't hip to the gambling on this show, we don't gamble on what's going on today. We gamble on what went on yesterday, in the past. What kind of situation brought Kathy to this relationship and her panic attacks and all that? Yeah, what did she grow up in? I'm going to just play a panic attack when she gets... I'm going with a good old sexual molestation. By whom? When she was young by an older, by like grandfather or something like that.

47:46 Orgy That's what I was going to say. Grandfather? I was going to say...

47:49 Adam You want to take dad?

47:50 Orgy I'm going to take outside party. Older outside party. Maybe uncle, maybe, you know, not quite in the...

47:57 Adam Now, sexual, you can go just plain old alcohol like dad or physical abuse. Doesn't have to be sexual abuse. Could be physical abuse. Could be nothing. Maybe she just has a condition.

48:12 Orgy No?

48:13 Orgy Something. Grandfather, uncle.

48:15 Adam Well, wait a minute. I got grandfather, so you've got to pick. You're going uncle?

48:18 Orgy Uncle.

48:19 Orgy I'm going outside party.

48:20 Drew Like what?

48:21 Adam Neighbor.

48:22 Drew Neighbor.

48:23 Adam The babysitter, that kind of thing?

48:24 Orgy Won't you be my neighbor? All right.

48:26 Drew I'm going for peer stuff. But repeated incidents of peer abuse, including multiple rapes and that kind of thing.

48:35 Adam By peers.

48:36 Drew By peers. But starting out with some abuse.

48:39 Adam Young age.

48:40 Drew Young age, sexual abuse.

48:41 Adam Well, but see, Drew, this has become your smart card because everyone's diddled around at the age seven. Held down.

48:48 Drew Held down. Okay.

48:49 Adam Held down. All right. I think we all have that held down theme. Kathy?

48:53 Drew Yeah.

48:54 Adam All right. Where are we on this one?

48:56 Caller Okay. I'm not sure. I don't think any of you are wrong. I don't have any memories whatsoever of any sexual abuse.

49:02 Orgy Oh. You blocked those out a long time ago.

49:04 Adam That is so tragic. It's so tragic for us that you weren't raped as a youth.

49:08 Caller I know. I'm sorry.

49:10 Adam It really is. It breaks my heart that you weren't raped as a youth.

49:13 Orgy No, I'm sorry.

49:13 Caller I'm sorry.

49:14 Adam I'll not soon get over you not getting raped as a youth. I'll tell you that right now.

49:18 Drew Any physical abuse?

49:20 Caller Just, I got spanked. Other than that, no.

49:24 Drew But not regularly?

49:25 Orgy By who, your husband or?

49:27 Caller By my husband. Oh, yeah. That's it.

49:28 Adam No. Your dad. What happened?

49:31 Caller Well, my mom and dad split up when I was six months old. And I didn't see him until I was four. And it was only for like a couple of months out of every year during summer vacation and discontinued until I was 12. And then I lost all contact with him after that.

49:48 Orgy And you hung out with your neighbors?

49:50 Caller Actually, I didn't hang out with anybody.

49:51 I was a loner.

49:53 Adam Now Megan's asking, when did you lose your virginity?

49:57 Caller Basically after I got married at 21.

50:00 Adam Interesting. That doesn't work for you, though. That works against you in my book. Why 21? Why did you wait so long?

50:08 Caller Well, I was raised, okay, I was raised in a really strict religious household when I was younger. And I guess I was waiting because I thought it was part of my moral whatever. But now I know I should have.

50:22 Adam Any step dads on the scene?

50:24 Orgy It's not bad, but it's always nice to test the waters.

50:26 Caller She never married and she never dated after she split up with my dad.

50:29 Drew Why are you saying you should have experimented?

50:33 Caller Well, because obviously I'm confused sexually somewhere, so maybe I should have shown my wild oats around there somewhere.

50:40 Orgy Maybe he's inadequate or something in some other ways. Yeah. Then again, how would you know?

50:47 Caller Yeah, exactly. He's the only guy I've ever been with.

50:49 Orgy Right.

50:51 Caller So, I mean, I may be inadequate.

50:53 Who knows?

50:54 Adam Well, why do you think that it feels like the walls are caving in on you when you're getting oral sex?

51:00 Caller Because it's such a panic and such a fear.

51:04 Orgy Of what?

51:06 Caller Of just feeling it. I don't know. It's strange. I don't really understand.

51:09 Orgy What do you think is going to happen to you if you cut loose and just let yourself go and have some fun with the man you're married to?

51:15 Caller Well, I used to get these really bizarre flashes of like, I don't know, really gross, like biting off my clitoris or whatnot. And that went away a while ago.

51:27 Orgy It should be a writer.

51:28 Adam Another valuable lesson I learned during the sandbagging. Yes, it's a not so don't cut them off.

51:33 Drew So there's something very...

51:34 Adam That that part is actually attached to them.

51:37 Drew So there's some very...

51:37 Adam Yes, it's not yours. Right. That's not, I used to call that, you know, souvenir. And it's not, apparently they need that.

51:43 Drew So there's some very vivid, powerful fantasy you have that a man's mouth in that area is going to consume your genitalia in some way.

51:50 Caller Right, exactly.

51:51 Adam Yeah, well, do you think something like that, is there's think there's something you may be blocking from your memory?

51:56 Caller See, I never really believed in all that repressing memory stuff. I've seen my therapist two times so far, and he seems to think it's that, but I don't know, I don't know how much I believe in that.

52:10 Orgy It kind of has to be in some way or another.

52:11 Caller I mean, I would think if I was sexually abused, I would remember that.

52:14 Adam Probably, but you never know. Maybe it's just the ultra-religious thing.

52:18 Orgy Did you ever have dreams about that? Like dreams about you being molested?

52:22 Caller No, but like my mother, she really sheltered me. She wouldn't let me listen to secular music.

52:28 Drew But did she ever say that these awful things are going to happen to you?

52:31 Orgy Yeah. Did she scare you or anything?

52:34 Caller Just the fact that she never dated and the fact that she kind of hated men in a way. Then she would always warn me, oh, be sure not to have pre-marital sex, you're going to hell, that type of thing.

52:48 Drew That's abuse.

52:49 Adam All right. Nobody wins this money. But I think what we're getting, we're all slowly getting at is abuse of mom. She grew up in this sort of a... Really religious... .in like a hollowed out Bible.

53:01 Orgy That's just as bad as being raped by an abuser.

53:04 Adam I'd rather be raped than be religious.

53:05 Drew That really isn't Christian religious.

53:07 Adam Put that down.

53:08 Drew That's just, that's using religion...

53:11 Orgy Sickness, yes...

53:12 Drew .to sort of control children.

53:14 Orgy Yeah, you can't do that.

53:15 Adam Well, and that screwed up paranoid mom who just happened to latch on to Christianity as her sort of stick that she used to beat her kid with.

53:23 Orgy Exactly.

53:24 Adam Alright, and that's why she's freaked out because oral sex is kind of a no-no when it comes to religion anyway.

53:30 Orgy So, maybe she should find God.

53:32 Drew Yeah, on her own terms.

53:33 Orgy Yeah, on her own.

53:35 Adam Alright, we will take ourselves a little break. The money stays in and we'll turn over for the next bet. Orgy is here. We'll be back after this.

53:44 Caller Hello, this is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-1-91.

54:01 Oh my, it's Loveline.

54:03 94.7, N-O-R-N-R-K.

54:15 Drew Hey, it's Loveline, and I can say no more.

54:19 Adam It sort of worked. That did kind of work, Drew, in its own ass backwards kind of way. Amir and Jay are both here from Warg. Too tired. Yeah. Paper Transmission's the name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that for the night, Drew. I think it's working. You want to try that?

54:35 Drew No, no, no, no.

54:36 Adam Yeah, that's you. Yeah, turn your headphones up or cans.

54:39 Orgy We were talking.

54:41 Adam Someone who's an, you know.

54:42 Orgy I know, I should have known these things, right? I got the volume down.

54:44 Adam We were having a little semi-discussion about life during the break, and I thought about something over the weekend that I think is interesting, and I thought I should bring it up over the air, although I'll see if I can convey it clearly. I was listening to the radio on Friday, and I was hearing, talking about the elections coming up on Tuesday, and I was hearing, I think it was Cher talking about what an a-hole Bush was, and how she's going to leave the country, and how she can't believe that people, basically how the world is going to, the United States is going to basically just break off and fall into the sea if Bush gets elected. And of course, people that are for Bush would say the same thing about Gore. But here's the experiment that I would love to conduct, and I would love to challenge any of these people to think the sky is going to land on us if one or the other candidates gets elected. I would bet you any amount of money that if we took Cher and somehow didn't let her know what the outcome of the election was and let her live in the United States for two years after the election that she wouldn't be able to tell you who won based on what is going on.

55:57 Drew I had all kinds of fears when Clinton got elected. It's funny, it didn't affect the individuals in the country, but he did not. Okay, but do you think you would know? He did not disappoint.

56:07 Adam Do you think you would know? I mean, there's people who say, you know, if Gore is elected, this whole place, I'm moving to Canada. And there's people who say, if Bush is elected, we're going to crumble off into the sea and we're all going under. And I would bet you those people, if you said to them, and it'd be a great hypothetical, if you said to Cher, listen, two years from now, I'm going to put a gun to your head and you're going to tell me who won the election. You want to do that? You want to take that challenge? Based on what has gone on in society, based on whatever, how much you have in the bank, what your interest rates are, whatever, whatever, whatever. I don't think most people would know. Do you think you'd know?

56:42 Drew No, it'd be tough. It'd be 50-50. All right.

56:45 Adam So what do we care? That's my point. Why do we make such a big deal about it?

56:50 Orgy It really doesn't matter who gets elected. At this point, obviously, there's staffs behind these people and there's people behind those staffs and I think people make their own. They're just there to handle things.

57:04 Adam People make a big deal.

57:05 Orgy They're the spokesperson for the country.

57:07 Adam People make a big deal out of it. I lived in Los Angeles my whole life. Daryl Gates was always the police chief. Every black guy in town was, this guy's a racist. He's installing all these policies, blah, blah, blah. Probably true, by the way. And then you get Bernard Parks in there. So you get a black guy in there. He's been in for the last eight or ten years. Does anyone know the difference? Just as much turmoil, just as whole rampart division debacle going on right now. Any big difference? Anyone notice anything different? Not one difference. Just as many guys getting pulled over and getting beaten up. Just as much. Right? What happened? We got rid of the white guy. We got a black guy in there. What's up? Who cares? That's my point. It doesn't make a big difference. And all I'm saying is, is quit acting like it does. You're not going to know the difference between Bush or Gore getting in there. I guarantee it. Unless you're the head of some Fortune 500 company, or you have some huge manufacturing contract, and you have to do something with AQMD, or something, something, something, NAFTA, something Mexico, something, something taxes. Unless you're one of those top, top percentile people, you're never going to know it. I guarantee it. So just relax, everyone. Jay, not this Jay.

58:23 Drew And go vote.

58:24 Adam And go vote.

58:25 Orgy And go vote.

58:25 Adam But realize your vote does not matter.

58:28 Drew And then Adam doesn't want you to vote.

58:29 Adam Jay, you're 26. Not the idiots.

58:32 Drew Yes, sir.

58:32 Adam Go ahead.

58:33 Drew Only smart people vote.

58:34 Adam Only smart people vote.

58:35 Drew Okay, I'm sure.

58:36 Adam Why don't you want smarts? Listen, what if we had a vote on anything? Hold on a second, Drew.

58:42 Drew Well, that's representative government supposed to absorb some of that.

58:45 Adam Stupid people?

58:46 Drew Yeah. And so the representative then makes the decisions.

58:49 Adam Jay?

58:49 Caller Yes.

58:50 Adam You're 26.

58:51 Caller Yes, sir. Long time listener, first time caller.

58:53 Caller Great.

58:54 Caller From Cincinnati.

58:55 Caller Great.

58:56 Caller Have a question in regards to multiple orgasms mostly directed towards Drew. Yeah. My wife used to have them constantly.

59:06 Caller All right.

59:07 Caller And here recently, she stopped. Now, this was after a situation where we had had sex. And I guess I went too deep, hit something inside and she had to be taken away in an ambulance.

59:22 Adam And what did you hit? The box spring?

59:28 Caller Something inside of her, but she doubled over and had a lot of pain.

59:32 Drew When she came back from the emergency room, she wasn't admitted to the hospital?

59:35 Caller No, she wasn't admitted, but they did give her something. I can't remember what they were.

59:40 Adam Jay?

59:41 Caller Yes.

59:41 Adam Is there a forklift around you? What's going on?

59:44 Drew Generator.

59:45 Caller Yeah, there are some. I am in warehouse right now.

59:48 Drew You heard a forklift?

59:50 Orgy God, you're good.

59:51 Adam I smelled it. What are you talking about? Yeah. I smelled that propane. Those things run off of some kind of machine. Love that propane smell.

1:00:00 Caller But she did go to her gynecologist and had things checked out and he said that there was no problem.

1:00:06 Adam By the way, hold on, Jay, if I sent the woman to the emergency room from intercourse, I would have windbreakers made up.

1:00:13 Drew You'd also call radio station.

1:00:14 Adam I'd have the date on the back of it, a big night. I'd have like that rainbow written in that rainbow tape.

1:00:22 Caller Yeah, so I had the mixed feeling of being proud and being, oh no, she, you know, right.

1:00:28 Orgy You shouldn't be proud. I mean, you shouldn't be proud of like hurting her.

1:00:30 Adam No, no, she should never be proud. But if you had, if there was one reason, if there's a way to do it, there's an excuse.

1:00:36 Caller Yeah, right.

1:00:37 Adam All right, so then, yes.

1:00:40 Caller But she did get her appointment with the gynecologist and went to him and was checked out and they didn't find anything wrong. But ever since, without direct clitoral stimulation, she is not able to go to another gyno. You have to do an orgasm.

1:00:57 Drew No orgasm.

1:00:58 Caller Yeah.

1:00:59 Drew She has no orgasms any longer.

1:01:00 Adam No, without direct clitoral stimulation.

1:01:04 Caller Exactly.

1:01:04 Adam So she's now joined the rest of us.

1:01:06 Caller Yeah.

1:01:07 Drew The rest of the-

1:01:07 Adam Drew, you can't have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation, can you?

1:01:10 Drew No, clitoris has to be stimulated.

1:01:11 Adam That's why you like to be on top, right?

1:01:13 Drew That's right.

1:01:13 Adam You do that rub thing.

1:01:14 Drew In control.

1:01:15 Adam Yeah.

1:01:16 Drew Jay, how long has this been going on for?

1:01:18 Caller Probably about three months now.

1:01:20 Drew Could it just be that she's a little freaked out?

1:01:22 Orgy Yeah, maybe she's frightened now.

1:01:23 Orgy Probably. I bet you that's what it is. I think he's right.

1:01:27 Caller I'm not sure because anymore she's pretty much the one that initiates.

1:01:31 Drew Yeah, initiation is one thing, but being able to sort of freely engage the way she used to, she may be able to inhibit it because of the...

1:01:39 Orgy She still wants to, but she's kind of freaked out.

1:01:41 Drew It's a verse of conditioning quite literally.

1:01:43 Adam Listen, she's still having the orgasm. You've joined the other 80% of women who basically just have it through the clitoris, so you work on it and take it slow and see. Call us in five years if it's not back yet.

1:01:56 Drew She should get it back, yeah.

1:01:57 Adam And if I'm here answering the phone in five years, it wants you to kill me. All right, that'll be our pact. Melissa?

1:02:05 Hi.

1:02:05 Adam You're 21.

1:02:06 Caller Yeah, Adam, I saw you on The Man Show tonight. First time seeing it.

1:02:09 Adam Yeah.

1:02:10 Caller Yeah. That was pretty nice.

1:02:13 Adam One hell of a show.

1:02:14 Caller Yeah, but I think Charlie Brown had better luck with the football kicking it than you did. No offence.

1:02:19 Adam How dare you? You know, I've got to, hold on a second. I have to dress this up. I've been getting crap from all angles tonight. Not only Ann and Anderson in there, but other people have mentioned to it over the course of the day. What?

1:02:33 Orgy That you're not a professional punter?

1:02:35 Adam I, yes. That I did a raid, I did a tryout with the Raiders Camp Organization and they were asking me if I was, you know, they said, look, you're a pretty coordinated guy. You look kind of goofy trying to kick that football. And I said, you know, here's what people don't understand.

1:02:49 Drew First of all, it's a comedy show.

1:02:50 Adam Okay. Well, thank you.

1:02:51 Orgy But he was also going up against a complete professional.

1:02:54 Adam No, thank you, Jay. I appreciate that.

1:02:56 Drew And the guy that was holding could throw the ball 40 yards right or left handed.

1:03:00 Adam Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. Yeah. No, that was not the guy I was holding. But one of these guys, I was playing, one of the guys, the white out who was on the Raiders, I can't remember the guy's name, the guy's about, first off, football players are getting scary. Football players used to look like Alex Karras. That's right. Football players used to look like, football were husky guys basically.

1:03:21 Orgy These guys are like sharp defined.

1:03:23 Adam This guy who I was playing with in this, who I was messing around on the field with, was a guy, he was about 6'4. He went about 225, 230. He had a waist like a ballerina. He had not an ounce of fat on him, and he ran like a 4'3, 40. And it used to be that if you ran a 40 in the fours, you were fast. And if you ran like a 4'8, or a 4'7, you were a speed burner.

1:03:48 Orgy My father, Doug Plank, he's like one of those guys, super fast Chicago Bears.

1:03:53 Adam Yeah, he was a free safety or strong safety. But the point is, is Doug Plank, I guarantee, Doug Plank probably never ran faster in a 4'7, 4'8.

1:04:05 Caller He was pretty, pretty fast.

1:04:06 Adam That was fast when he played.

1:04:08 Drew That was insanely fast.

1:04:09 Adam And it wasn't that long ago. These guys are running 4'2, somethings, and 4'3, now. And so anyway, this guy was playing with, he took a football, regular NFL size football, it was a good size ball, and he winged it down the field, and I'm not exaggerating at all, he threw a frozen rope, laser beam, tight spiral down the field about 40 yards with his right hand, and then he took the ball, and he put it in his left hand, and he threw the same frozen rope, laser beam, right down the middle of the field, and I said, holy crap, he's a wide out, he's not a quarterback.

1:04:41 Orgy Is he a starter?

1:04:43 Adam He's a rookie, and I don't know if he's starting this year, but the point is, is he threw two BBs straight down the field with each arm. And I said, holy Christ, how can you throw the ball with your bad arm, that frozen rope down the field? And he said, when he was in high school, he broke his throwing arm, he's playing quarterback, and so he learned to throw his other arm. And this guy ain't playing quarterback.

1:05:06 Orgy No problem, no problem.

1:05:07 Adam That's what kind of athletes are dealing with over there.

1:05:10 Orgy They're doing good, so.

1:05:11 Drew Remember that football that Terry Bradshaw signed for us? You have one of those, don't you? There's one of those sports stores. You can have one of those for $599.

1:05:19 Adam Oh, I got to sell mine.

1:05:20 Drew Oh my God.

1:05:21 Adam Well, that was our reaction, too. Or Levee Worthen.

1:05:23 Drew Except it says Adam had a great time.

1:05:25 Adam Here's my point.

1:05:25 Drew That's the bad part.

1:05:27 Adam My point is, is people were making fun of me because I was trying to kick field goals, but I played 10 years of football, you know, Pee-wee in high school, all that stuff. But I never kicked the ball in my entire life. That's a special.

1:05:38 Orgy That was always some little.

1:05:39 Adam Yes. Small little foreign guy. People don't know that. They think you play footballs.

1:05:44 Caller I always saw your players are kickers.

1:05:45 Drew You kick, you punt, that also was in the day of Gero, your premium.

1:05:49 Orgy Exactly. And you always had the one bar, the one bar face.

1:05:52 Drew Right. You would even consider like talking to the players.

1:05:56 Orgy Don't sweat it.

1:05:56 Adam You know, it's funny about kickers. They don't even bother. They don't bother snapping their chin strap, which is the funny, like I was watching football today. The punter was out there today, chin strap hanging and I'm thinking to myself, how big a deal is it? How tall an order is it to snap the chin strap before you head out on the field? It's really no big deal. It really isn't. I mean, how casual do you got to be?

1:06:19 Orgy He just knows he's not, no one's going to come within 15 years.

1:06:21 Drew He's got to be ready to get in the game, right?

1:06:22 Adam The point is, is he could punt it and the guy could take it back all the way and he could be in some position where he had to make a tackle at some point, or someone could certainly lay a block on him. It just snapped the snap is what I'm saying. How relaxed you got to be. All right. Anyway, people made fun of me for trying to kick the ball. That was my.

1:06:43 Drew So back to Melissa.

1:06:44 Adam Yes.

1:06:44 Drew See what you did, Melissa.

1:06:46 Caller Look what you did here.

1:06:47 Caller Well, first I had two questions for Adam before I get to you. My question is for you, Dr. Drew. First of all, on The Man Show, what are you drinking? And second of all, was that Jimmy Kimmel dressed up as Karl Malone?

1:06:57 Adam Yes. That is, that is Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone. And what kind of beer?

1:07:03 Are you guys really drinking beer?

1:07:05 Adam Yes.

1:07:05 Caller I thought you couldn't do that on TV.

1:07:07 Adam We certainly... You know, there's a few things I thought you couldn't do on TV. One was show real money, because they always seem to have really fake looking money that they show on TV. And maybe you still can't. And I didn't think you could drink beer. But I'll tell you one thing, I drink beer on that show. And I drink so much beer in the first show that I often do the second show with a little buzz when we tape two in one day after watching myself.

1:07:30 Drew And then you go home and vomit.

1:07:31 Adam Then I go home and vomit and take the sandbags off of my girlfriend. All right, Melissa, what else, what do you want?

1:07:38 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew about birth control. I'm way too embarrassed to ask my OBGYN. It's about, I have two children.

1:07:45 Drew Why are you too embarrassed?

1:07:46 Caller It's just because it's about my breast and I just feel silly. Because it's about the way they look now and that's kind of petty.

1:07:53 Drew All right, go ahead. That's not petty if it's important to you, but go ahead.

1:07:56 Caller Yeah, well, okay, I have two children and after the birth of my first, my breasts were fine. Nine months later, I ended up getting pregnant again and my second daughter, she is seven months old now and they're gone. My breasts are gone.

1:08:09 Drew It's called, it's called involutional changes of pregnancy and that's one of the more common reasons that women get breast implants and it's a certain kind of implant they have to get in response to that.

1:08:17 Adam What do you mean?

1:08:18 Drew The breast, the breast, because it can't go below the muscle because if you put it below, under the muscle, you still have the, the deflated breast on top of the implant. So you got to put on top of it.

1:08:30 Orgy Come on Drew, that can't look good. How do yours look if you don't mind me asking?

1:08:34 Caller Well, it's not that, I mean the skin's firm. It's not that it's bad. It's just like I'm used to being full A's or C or D.

1:08:42 Orgy Hey, a lot of us don't like big ones anyway.

1:08:44 Caller Well, it's not how they look to other people.

1:08:46 Orgy Keep to yourself.

1:08:47 Orgy Ah, see?

1:08:50 Orgy See?

1:08:50 Orgy So it's probably not a bad thing at all. Don't worry about it.

1:08:53 Drew What's that, Melissa?

1:08:53 Caller Go ahead.

1:08:54 Caller Are you there?

1:08:55 Caller Adam, like, Adam says he loves the nipple play. I used to love that as part of, you know, me and my husband are sexual encounters. I used to love that. And now I haven't even taken off my bra since I stopped nursing.

1:09:08 Drew When did you stop nursing?

1:09:08 Caller How long ago?

1:09:10 Caller About two months ago. What were you just turned six months ago?

1:09:13 Drew Are you back on the pill or birth control?

1:09:14 Caller Yeah, I've been on the pill since my six week checkup and it's low estrin. I think it's progesterone only. And I was wondering if...

1:09:21 Drew Why don't you get some estrin going?

1:09:22 Caller Okay, now what kind of pill? Like the...

1:09:25 Drew Yeah, the Triphasics are the ones that can help your libido.

1:09:28 Caller Really?

1:09:29 Drew I could use that too. Some people it shuts it down. So be careful. Don't assume it's going to help.

1:09:34 Orgy But it also...

1:09:35 Orgy No ortho novums then?

1:09:37 Drew Ortho novums is okay too. But the Triphasic is sort of where you start with this problem.

1:09:41 Adam All right, so what about the breasts?

1:09:44 Drew They're shrunk. They're just shrunken down. I think it's reasonable for her to try some estrogens, and see if she gets sort of going, her whole system going again. The breasts may come back, but these involuitional changes are very common.

1:09:53 Adam All right, Mike?

1:09:56 Hello?

1:09:56 Adam You're 19.

1:09:59 Caller Hello?

1:09:59 Drew Mike.

1:09:59 Adam Yes.

1:10:00 Caller Hello? Sorry. I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:10:04 Caller Yeah.

1:10:06 Caller Mike, testicles like, seriously, it feels like I've been kicked there, like, for the past couple weeks, especially the left one. And by the end of the night, sometimes it starts to hurt so bad, like, I'll stop by a gas station on the way home, get some really, I'll get, like, something really cold and put it between my legs.

1:10:24 Drew This is two weeks of this?

1:10:26 Caller Like, well, it, like, doesn't start out that bad by it, but by the end of the day, they can really start to hurt. And I've noticed it's the left one pretty much.

1:10:35 Drew Yeah. So, I mean, listen, Mike, that's a very, I mean, I would suggest you go to an emergency room tonight if you're having that problem. It could be a torsion where the testicle twists and cuts its blood supply off and dies. Could be an incarcerated hernia. All these things are medical emergencies, and I would suggest you be seen tonight. This can't wait.

1:10:54 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:10:56 Caller From, I was not at the lab, Utah.

1:10:58 Adam All right.

1:10:59 Orgy And they have hospitals in Utah.

1:11:00 Caller I know we got hospitals in Utah, but I just, you know.

1:11:03 Adam All right. What kind of cold stuff do you buy at the liquor store to put in your Johnson when you're in?

1:11:09 Caller Actually, I'm a Pepsi fiend.

1:11:12 Orgy In Utah? Don't they?

1:11:15 Drew Caffeine.

1:11:15 Orgy Yeah.

1:11:16 Caller No, don't.

1:11:20 Adam I don't like Pepsi.

1:11:21 Caller Oh, man.

1:11:22 Pepsi is the best.

1:11:24 Drew This is the time to have that discussion.

1:11:25 Adam I think that means you're stupid. You like Mountain Dew too?

1:11:28 Drew Hey, listen, his behavior is sufficient evidence of, okay.

1:11:31 Adam Yes, he likes Pepsi. Yes, genius. Thank you. Thank you for supporting my point.

1:11:36 Drew Mike, you got to get serious.

1:11:37 Adam Nuts have been on fire for two weeks.

1:11:39 Drew I just had a patient.

1:11:40 Caller I was wondering if maybe.

1:11:41 Drew I had a patient sit through this one night and he is no longer with us.

1:11:46 Adam You killed him when he didn't pay?

1:11:47 Drew No, he didn't come. He didn't call. He was found dead in bed and there was a hernia in his testes.

1:11:52 Adam Incarcerated hernia in his testes.

1:11:53 Orgy What are the symptoms of that?

1:11:55 Drew Pain in the testes and then it all goes up into the abdomen, vomiting.

1:11:57 Adam We're all thinking, there's 30% chance we may die.

1:12:00 Caller Yeah, right.

1:12:01 Adam We're not so concerned.

1:12:02 Orgy I'm like, so what are the symptoms of that?

1:12:05 Adam People pretend to be concerned about the person or really think about their own stack.

1:12:08 Orgy Yeah, exactly. I was being selfish on that one. Just in case that ever starts happening.

1:12:13 Adam That's tragic. What were the symptoms he complained about again?

1:12:17 Orgy I felt that once or twice.

1:12:19 Adam If my nuts were on fire, I wouldn't go either. Whatever the first big thing I get, that's going to kill me.

1:12:26 Drew Because you're not going to tell anybody.

1:12:26 Adam I'm not going to do anything.

1:12:28 Drew It could be the start, it could be the one that came up on you this morning.

1:12:30 Adam You seen the hernie I got hanging out of me now?

1:12:33 Drew You haven't shown me lately, but...

1:12:34 Adam It's a big bulge.

1:12:35 Drew No doubt.

1:12:36 Adam Yeah, that could kill me.

1:12:37 Drew Let's get that fixed.

1:12:38 Adam I was told by someone if you hit it with a Bible, it'll knock it back down flat.

1:12:43 Caller Is that true?

1:12:44 Drew Somebody actually told you that?

1:12:45 Adam No, but somebody did tell me...

1:12:47 Drew That's your hand, yeah.

1:12:48 Adam Said my hand should be hit with a Bible.

1:12:49 Drew No, but that your hand was outgrew that maneuver.

1:12:53 Adam The Bible phase?

1:12:54 Drew Quite some time ago.

1:12:55 Adam It moved on to the Torah? The scroll.

1:12:59 Drew Swung over the head.

1:13:01 Adam Thank you.

1:13:01 Drew But listen, I put a giant needle in that thing. Remember in all the mayonnaise that came out?

1:13:05 Adam Drew drained this big lump that was in my hand once.

1:13:09 Drew Mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together.

1:13:10 Adam That was good radio.

1:13:12 Orgy Right here in the air? Yeah, you perform a little operation right here.

1:13:15 Drew Yeah, did we have tape of that footage?

1:13:17 Adam Yeah, it hurts my teeth when you talk about that. I forgot about that. I blocked it from my memory. Kate?

1:13:24 Yeah?

1:13:24 Adam Oh, Drew is like, we need a big bore needle, like a needle like, you know, size of a holland tunnel.

1:13:32 Orgy The microphone you're singing into.

1:13:33 Adam Kate?

1:13:34 Yeah?

1:13:34 Adam Yeah, you're 17, what's up?

1:13:37 Caller Okay, well, like three nights ago, I started masturbating and I just like rubbed my clit.

1:13:45 Orgy Cool.

1:13:45 Caller And...

1:13:48 Drew Orgy, ladies and gentlemen.

1:13:50 And I'd pee.

1:13:52 Orgy Uh, not cool.

1:13:53 Caller I didn't even feel like I'd have to go. But it just like, come out.

1:13:57 Drew Yeah, that happens to some women. Was that at the time of orgasm or?

1:13:59 Caller Yeah.

1:14:00 Adam Have you been with a guy?

1:14:01 Caller Yeah. Well, and then tonight I had sex, and right when he pulled out, I mean, I went all over his bed.

1:14:08 Adam Wow, truly some weekend for you.

1:14:10 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:14:11 Adam Really, you're on a roll, baby. What's next? I say you're going number two on your board by Wednesday.

1:14:18 Orgy I've actually had that happen before.

1:14:20 Adam No. Number one or number two?

1:14:23 Orgy Gross.

1:14:23 Adam Hold on, Amir. Lean in here. What happened with the number one?

1:14:29 Drew Well, that's not so uncommon.

1:14:30 Orgy What happened? This is Amir speaking, by the way.

1:14:32 Orgy This was a long time ago, but yeah, I woke up in the morning and swimming.

1:14:38 Orgy Wow.

1:14:38 Adam That'd be a certain feeling of accomplishment.

1:14:41 Orgy You did a good job that night.

1:14:42 Orgy Yeah, you went to work or something.

1:14:44 Drew When guys can get anything in any sign of result, concrete. Yeah, that's good.

1:14:50 Orgy She was pretty embarrassed. I felt bad.

1:14:51 Orgy Are you sure?

1:14:53 Orgy Oh, I'm...

1:14:54 Orgy God, that's gross.

1:14:55 Drew It's not gross. It's all right.

1:14:57 Adam You know, it's funny. She's telling a story right now about some dude who's in the band, Orgy, who wet himself pretty good one night. She woke up. She was discreet about... He was pretty humiliated.

1:15:07 Drew Hey, Kate, was that the first time you had an orgasm yesterday?

1:15:09 Caller No.

1:15:10 Drew You've had it before?

1:15:11 Caller Yeah.

1:15:11 Drew But that was the first time you peed during an orgasm?

1:15:13 Caller Yeah.

1:15:13 Drew You might want to get your urine checked. Make sure you don't have a urine infection also, because that can really predispose to that.

1:15:18 Adam Really?

1:15:19 Orgy What?

1:15:19 Adam The urine infection makes you want to urinate?

1:15:21 Orgy Yeah.

1:15:21 Drew It makes it difficult to hold your urine.

1:15:23 Orgy Can I ask a question to you, too, regarding this similar situation? I mean, what about when a girl has an orgasm and it's not the urine thing, but it's like...

1:15:32 Orgy It's just really wet?

1:15:33 Orgy No, but it's just like...

1:15:34 Drew The gusher.

1:15:35 Orgy Yeah, that's like really weird.

1:15:36 Drew Female ejaculation.

1:15:38 Adam Yeah.

1:15:38 Drew That's normal too.

1:15:39 Adam That'd be another feather in my case.

1:15:40 Orgy Is that good or bad? That's good.

1:15:42 Drew That's a good thing.

1:15:43 Orgy Yeah.

1:15:44 Orgy I've experienced that as well.

1:15:45 Adam Yeah. You have yet?

1:15:46 Orgy I've experienced that as well in there.

1:15:48 Orgy Many times.

1:15:49 Orgy Because I've experienced that, but I haven't been fortunate enough to get the urine treatment.

1:15:54 Orgy Yeah, well, you know.

1:15:56 Drew It sounds like we're talking about a spa.

1:15:58 Orgy I hope you'll be all right, this lady, but...

1:16:00 Adam Have you had the seaweed wrap?

1:16:01 Orgy Yeah, right.

1:16:02 Drew But the urine treatment's the best.

1:16:03 Adam Oh, yes, urine is, yes.

1:16:05 Orgy That means you're the one.

1:16:06 Adam The female ejaculate tub is, the pool is nice.

1:16:10 Drew But, the urine treatment.

1:16:12 Adam The urine treatment.

1:16:12 Orgy It kind of sucks, you have to buy a new mattress and everything.

1:16:15 Adam As for Helga, she does the urine treatment.

1:16:17 Orgy Is it worth the $1,800?

1:16:19 Adam It really, the urine treatment feels like a thousand velvet hands all caressing you at once, except for smells like vinegar. All right, we'll take a little break. Orgy is here. I'm going to go talk to Jay's girlfriend about Doug Plank being her father because this is great after this.

1:16:39 Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:17:01 Caller 94.7 and Orgy.

1:17:17 Adam Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, and that is Dr. Drew over there. Me and Jay are both here from Orgy. We will hear something else from Orgy. Coming up very shortly. Till then, let's see who's going to be on the show. Disturbed, the Vandals are going to be in here later on, and I don't know, Bone Thugs in Harmony. Oh yeah.

1:17:41 Drew More Buffy the Vampire Slayer people.

1:17:43 Adam Fantastic.

1:17:45 Drew Jamie Marsters.

1:17:46 Adam Drew, I don't like to read ahead too far. I know.

1:17:49 Drew It's not for you.

1:17:50 Adam I like to be surprised.

1:17:51 Drew Dave Dahl Greer.

1:17:52 Adam Oh really?

1:17:53 Drew Yeah.

1:17:54 Adam Son of a bitch.

1:17:54 Drew It's about time for him to cycle around in.

1:17:56 Adam Yeah. He's good. All right. I'll have to talk to him when he's in here.

1:18:00 Drew There he is.

1:18:01 Adam That's him vomiting. Yeah. He's a talented guy.

1:18:07 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

1:18:09 Orgy Not Dr. Adam.

1:18:10 Adam I don't see a doctor in front of your name, Mr. Big Mouth. Okay. Imagine two hours of that. Two hours of that kind of verbal abuse.

1:18:19 Orgy Oh, wow.

1:18:19 Adam Rachel?

1:18:21 Yeah?

1:18:21 Adam You're 32?

1:18:22 Caller I am.

1:18:23 Adam What's up?

1:18:24 Caller Hey.

1:18:24 Caller How you doing?

1:18:25 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew.

1:18:26 Drew Hey, Rachel. What's up?

1:18:27 Caller Nice to see you. Or talk to you anyway. Anyway, I have like this... Well, okay, I've never been proposed to ever, and I'm totally cute, and...

1:18:42 Drew You're fat.

1:18:42 Adam I'm not.

1:18:44 Drew I didn't say it.

1:18:45 Adam You never said that.

1:18:46 Caller I'm not. But, you know, I think maybe I have like this past that's haunting me and cursed me with being single for the rest of my life.

1:18:58 Drew What's the past?

1:18:59 Caller Well, I had a child when I was 20, and before, well, actually like right after he was born, his dad left me and married like some girl that he went to high school with. So I was rebounding, upset, young, dysfunctional as I am now, and I started dancing. I was a stripper for nine years.

1:19:26 Adam Well, it was a very brief stint.

1:19:28 Orgy Amir, do you know her?

1:19:31 Adam It was Amir at nine years.

1:19:33 Caller Nine years.

1:19:34 Adam It's not like he made a career out of this. It was just more...

1:19:36 Drew So during that nine year period, it might be tough to get guys to sort of take you seriously.

1:19:41 Caller Well, I understand that.

1:19:42 Adam Amir would take you seriously.

1:19:44 Orgy Yeah, he probably has.

1:19:46 Caller You probably peed on him. I realize that being in that line of work doesn't attract like a...

1:19:52 Drew But your original sort of orientation was why hasn't it been proposed to me? It's been so long. But you sort of gave up that one period of your life.

1:20:00 Caller Well, I didn't really give it up because I had like a long term relationship actually too during that period. And they were guys that I met outside at the clubs that I worked.

1:20:11 Drew I understand. But certain kind of guys...

1:20:13 Adam Hold on a second. Outside means when she was smoking between dances.

1:20:17 Caller No, I mean that I didn't meet them there.

1:20:19 Adam Oh, I see.

1:20:20 Drew But, Rachel, let's talk about the dysfunction issue. You said you're still dysfunctional. What is that?

1:20:23 Caller Yeah, I am. Because, well, I felt like I was really like co-dependent for the longest time, which I still am, maybe.

1:20:33 Drew You have an alcoholic parent or addict parent?

1:20:35 Caller Yeah. My mom drinks brandy like three Snifters a night.

1:20:38 Drew Okay. And where's your dad?

1:20:40 Caller My dad doesn't drink any more.

1:20:42 Adam Hold on though. God bless her for drinking a brandy Snifter. I know. I was sitting around a high back leather chair talking about the Rothschilds, you know.

1:20:50 Drew They catch you on the great right. All right. Brandy?

1:20:53 Caller Well, my dad quit drinking a long time ago.

1:20:55 Drew But he was an alcoholic when you were younger. Yeah. So that sort of set up who you are, right?

1:21:00 Caller Definitely.

1:21:01 Caller Which I'm aware of. So I went to ACA meetings because of that.

1:21:04 Drew Great.

1:21:05 Caller For a year and a half.

1:21:06 Drew Terrific.

1:21:06 Adam Hold on. What did you do? You went to A...

1:21:09 Caller Adult Children of Alcoholics.

1:21:11 Adam ACA. Which I am.

1:21:14 Caller And now so is my son.

1:21:17 Drew You're an alcoholic? Yeah. Have you gotten any...

1:21:19 Caller I think I am. I mean, I think I am.

1:21:22 Drew Okay. You have about 50% probability just based on your genetic history.

1:21:25 Caller I drink, but I don't like...

1:21:28 Drew Were you a sex addict?

1:21:29 Caller No. I like sex, but I don't have to have it.

1:21:33 Orgy I figure after dancing for a while that you probably met... No. Men are kind of repulsive at times. No, not at all.

1:21:41 Caller Not at all. That never affected me.

1:21:44 Orgy One of the few.

1:21:45 Adam Do you do topless or boneless?

1:21:49 Caller No. I used to wrestle.

1:21:51 Adam You used to wrestle?

1:21:52 Caller Yeah.

1:21:52 Adam I see.

1:21:53 Caller And then I did bikini dancing.

1:21:54 Adam Oil wrestling? Oh, no. Wait a minute.

1:21:56 Orgy Tropicana perhaps?

1:21:58 Adam Wait a minute. Bikini dancing?

1:22:00 Caller Yeah.

1:22:01 Orgy Sounds like the Tropicana. Yeah.

1:22:02 Caller Where are you from?

1:22:03 Caller Orange County.

1:22:04 Orgy Oh, God. Come on. Captain Crane?

1:22:06 Orgy I don't know how we knew Mr. Jays.

1:22:08 Orgy I mean, I've never really heard of places.

1:22:09 Caller Five years.

1:22:10 Orgy Ah.

1:22:11 Caller Yeah.

1:22:11 Adam Oh, and then, well, hold on. Were these topless places?

1:22:14 Orgy What's your name again?

1:22:17 Drew But, Rachel, let's say, so...

1:22:18 Caller My point is that I...

1:22:20 Adam Wait a minute. My point is that you were not a nude dancer.

1:22:25 Caller No.

1:22:26 Adam You were a bikini dancer.

1:22:27 Caller Right.

1:22:27 Drew So this is a lot of the alcohol stuff. And her...

1:22:31 Caller The alcohol kept me there.

1:22:32 Drew That's right. And also you use thrill as a way of sort of managing your own feelings.

1:22:37 Caller Right.

1:22:37 Drew So, you've done some ACA. Have you done any therapy?

1:22:40 Caller No. No.

1:22:42 Drew Why not?

1:22:42 Caller The only therapy I got was the ACA, which was just enough for me to get to know myself a little bit.

1:22:48 Adam And your kid is 12 now?

1:22:50 Drew Yes. How about getting some therapy?

1:22:54 Caller I don't know...

1:22:58 Orgy Okay...

1:22:58 Caller .what that's going to do for me.

1:23:01 Adam What do you do for a living now?

1:23:03 Caller Now I am a bartender.

1:23:05 Orgy For how long?

1:23:06 Caller I'm a professional bartender.

1:23:08 Drew Here's to Rachel.

1:23:09 Adam Oh, it's not a hobby.

1:23:11 Caller I don't just get work.

1:23:12 Drew Rachel, it's time for AA for you. You got to get some real 12 step going here. The ACA, I don't know what you did in ACA, but you've got to get a sponsor. You've got to work the steps. And I would do it in relation to drugs and alcohol. And other behaviors that you're powerless over. And see if the codependency of recovery is great, but I think primarily this may be an addictive history that you'll begin to see more clearly as you get into the process of recovery. And if you really want to make change, that's a way that you can initiate.

1:23:36 Orgy And do you think that's going to make somebody ask her to marry her?

1:23:39 Drew Well, she'll attract people that are healthier. And she gets healthier. That is just the way people work.

1:23:45 Orgy Does she meet people in the bars that she works in?

1:23:48 Adam Listen, you can score at these AA and ACA. CA, that's where I'll go. That's where you go to score. You go to the West Hollywood CA meeting. Lots of like models.

1:24:00 Drew I mean, listen, did Rachel sound like a nice person, yes?

1:24:02 Adam Yes.

1:24:03 Drew She sounded nice. Yeah.

1:24:04 Caller Yeah, totally.

1:24:06 Drew Yeah, but she has some nutty pieces of herself that she understands now and sort of coming to terms with that she needs to work on.

1:24:11 Adam Yeah. Yeah, she'll be ready for it by the time she's 50.

1:24:14 Drew That's just Orange County talk, you know.

1:24:16 Adam Okay. Well, we're going to hear a sound from Orgy, but listen, I want to talk to John here for a second. John, you're 18?

1:24:24 Caller Yeah. Hey, how you guys doing?

1:24:28 Adam Good.

1:24:28 Caller Cool.

1:24:30 Caller I've got a lot of weird fetishes and I don't know where they all came from. I don't know if I want them to go away or what, or if I should just live with them.

1:24:41 Adam What are they?

1:24:44 Caller Well, I have a weird fetish for diapers.

1:24:49 Caller Yeah.

1:24:50 Orgy I don't even like that one.

1:24:51 Adam What do you do with them?

1:24:53 Drew It's the only one, huh?

1:24:55 Caller No. Number one.

1:24:57 Adam You wear the diapers? Yeah. They're adult diapers?

1:25:02 Caller Yeah.

1:25:03 Adam Do those have a fly in them? What? No. They don't? No? Wouldn't be a bad idea. Why not? You got a prom down there, you should be able to get your dork out and take a leak.

1:25:13 Drew Yeah. Usually when you're wearing diapers, you're not thinking about...

1:25:16 Adam That's not working so good?

1:25:17 Drew No. You're not thinking about pulling the dork out.

1:25:19 Adam You know what?

1:25:19 Drew No.

1:25:19 Adam If I made adult diapers, I'd put a fly in it, just as a sort of little tip of the hat to the older gents. Like, you know, hey, hey, Pops, if you got to pull one off, I'm here for you. I think you can do it.

1:25:31 Drew What's the question? Where did this all come from?

1:25:33 Caller Yeah. I don't really get it. And I'm not really happy with it. It makes me feel really guilty about it.

1:25:38 Orgy What do you do?

1:25:39 Adam Do you make in your diapers?

1:25:41 Drew He makes number one, he said.

1:25:42 Adam Oh, he makes one?

1:25:43 Drew Yeah. But fetishes are things that stuck sort of preoccupations that people get as a way of managing overwhelming feelings in the setting of a sexual encounter, usually.

1:25:54 Adam They usually are.

1:25:55 Drew Yeah. So some, something.

1:25:57 Adam Wait a minute. Yeah. You don't want to gamble?

1:25:59 Drew I don't know. It's hard to predict these things.

1:26:00 Adam It's no fun to gamble on guys.

1:26:02 Drew Well, guys, they always know something abnormal. They always feel bad about it, but they can't, they need it in order to function sexually, and that's what makes it a fetish.

1:26:08 Adam We don't want to gamble on his past, though?

1:26:10 Drew I don't know that I can really pick up on something specific.

1:26:13 Adam Hey, John.

1:26:13 Drew You can.

1:26:14 Adam No, I'm not. Hey, there's nothing good with guys. They're just whacked down.

1:26:18 Orgy Yeah.

1:26:20 Adam You know, what happened? I got hit with a snow shovel when I was nine.

1:26:23 Orgy Got dropped on the head.

1:26:25 Adam Did John?

1:26:26 Caller Yeah.

1:26:27 Adam What do you think happened to you that got you into the diapers?

1:26:30 Caller I really don't know.

1:26:31 Adam See what I mean?

1:26:32 Caller I've got the destructive past and everything. Alcoholic father, separated parents, abused in school. I don't know. I've got so many messed up things in my past. I can't figure out where it came from.

1:26:46 Drew Probably. Maybe this was a way to control feelings about mom as she was being threatened. He was threatened with abandonment as the family fell apart.

1:26:54 Adam You do some cross-dressing too? You're not in a relationship, are you?

1:27:00 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:27:02 Adam With a girl?

1:27:03 Caller Yeah.

1:27:04 Adam How's that going?

1:27:06 Caller It's going all right.

1:27:08 Adam She must be thrilled. Really?

1:27:09 Caller Pretty accepting of it.

1:27:11 Adam What's her problem?

1:27:13 Orgy She knows about the diapers?

1:27:14 Caller Her parents are a lot worse off than mine where her father is like a drunk and drug addict.

1:27:21 Orgy Your girlfriend totally knows about the diapers?

1:27:25 Caller We make it part of our love making.

1:27:27 Orgy Sure.

1:27:29 Adam How do you make that part of your love making?

1:27:31 Orgy Good question.

1:27:33 Orgy Yeah. If you're in a diaper, what are you going to do?

1:27:36 Adam Don't you look at it as a... Hold on. Let me say, as an 18-year-old male, a white male, when you're down to nothing but a diaper, don't you just look like Jesus? Do you know what I mean?

1:27:48 Orgy But don't you feel weird, like, right? I mean, I would feel really weird, like, to have a diaper on.

1:27:54 Drew Vulnerable, but that's the way he needs to feel.

1:27:56 Adam How do you make it part of your lovemaking?

1:27:58 Caller It's foreplay. They go through a whole changing thing in the diaper.

1:28:02 Adam But I answer my Jesus question. Do you, in fact, look like Jesus in that diaper? No.

1:28:08 Drew He shaved his beard for that reason.

1:28:09 Adam I see. Mistakenly. On hot days, he was mistaken as Jesus.

1:28:12 Drew Well, John, know, though, that although you've had some awful history, and this is sort of a natural way your body deals with those feelings, the behavior, the focus tends to probably draw you away from the intimacy and the connection with your partner. And maybe if you can get more intimacy, more connection, more sort of focus on her and her needs and where she is, and sort of the feedback you get from her, maybe the fetish focus will settle down a little bit.

1:28:40 Adam All right. But probably not.

1:28:41 Drew But probably not.

1:28:42 Adam All right. Well, listen, if it ain't going to go away.

1:28:44 Orgy So what should he do?

1:28:45 Adam Enjoy.

1:28:47 Drew If you can have a relationship.

1:28:48 Orgy Yeah. It's not harmful. Yeah. If he's got it going on.

1:28:52 Drew But don't think. Here's what kills us about these fetishes. Like, don't think that I'm expressing my sexuality and exploring it. That is not what that is.

1:29:00 Orgy Exactly.

1:29:01 Adam But better he wear a diaper than ruin the sofa.

1:29:04 Drew Absolutely.

1:29:04 Adam That's what I'm saying. Well, I hear something from Orgy.

1:29:07 Drew Maybe he can just team up with one of his urinary and cotton and partners.

1:29:10 Orgy Right.

1:29:11 Adam Put her in the diaper.

1:29:14 Orgy Maybe he can come up with a new thing.

1:29:15 Orgy She was a sex diaper. She was a dancer, by the way.

1:29:18 Adam Oh, yeah. Surprise, surprise. This is from Orgy. This is called Sucker Face. Holy Christ. Hey, it's Loveline. That's Suckerface by Orgy. Orgy is gonna be coming to a town near you, by the way. At least that's what you should think. And there's a good chance they may be. I don't know every town they're coming to, but they're hitting the road, and they're not coming back. So keep an eye out for them. Check your, oh, you got a website?

1:33:08 Orgy Yes.

1:33:08 Adam A couple of them.

1:33:09 Orgy A couple of them.

1:33:10 Adam What's, give us the easy one to remember.

1:33:13 Orgy Vapor Transmission, the name of the record.

1:33:15 Adam Right.

1:33:15 Orgy You know. vaportransmission.com. And then there's orgymusic.com, which is.

1:33:20 Orgy Because we couldn't get anything with Orgy because obviously.

1:33:23 Orgy Yeah, all the porn guys got it.

1:33:25 Adam Oh yeah, yeah. You have to have the music one.

1:33:27 Orgy Yeah.

1:33:27 Yeah.

1:33:29 Adam All right. Hey, Drew.

1:33:31 Drew Going to break.

1:33:32 Adam You want to take a break?

1:33:32 Drew Yep.

1:33:33 Adam It's the most work you've done all night. Drew had to lean up. Going to break.

1:33:38 Drew Going to break.

1:33:38 Adam Going to lean back down.

1:33:40 Drew No.

1:33:40 Adam It's good, right?

1:33:41 Drew Just grab the mic and lean up.

1:33:42 Adam Going to break. We'll be right back. All right. After this.

1:33:49 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:34:25 Adam Jay is eight feet tall and he wears seven-inch wedges.

1:34:29 Drew I just think about Fred Gwynn.

1:34:32 Orgy That's me. I'm Frankie Herman, you name it.

1:34:37 Adam Jay and me are both here from Orgy. They'll be here for another 11 minutes or so. And we'll see if we can burn through some calls here. Louis? Yeah.

1:34:48 Caller You're 15. Jay, I just want to know what's the meaning of spectrum, the hidden track?

1:34:59 Orgy I've been trying to determine that myself. I should probably ask Dr. Drew what the meaning of spectrum is. You know, it's really like, it's just a wide variety of things. Well, spectrum is, what's the correct definition of spectrum? It's like a kind of rainbow-ish, like, you know.

1:35:16 Drew Yeah, let's get our dictionary out. Give me the dictionary.

1:35:18 Orgy Yeah, it's like the...

1:35:19 Adam Well, I can't describe, I can't define the word spectrum.

1:35:22 Orgy Yeah, it's just, it's shades of people.

1:35:24 Adam Without using the word spectrum.

1:35:25 Orgy You know, it just applies to, like, people. This record is, there's a lot of that on there, and it's really open to self-interpretation, really. It might have something to do with you or not.

1:35:35 Caller Okay, all right. And, Amir?

1:35:37 Orgy Yes?

1:35:38 Caller Yeah, I saw a picture of you on the internet in your rough cut days.

1:35:42 Orgy Yeah, yeah.

1:35:44 Caller Hair guy. Nice picture.

1:35:45 Orgy Yeah.

1:35:46 Orgy He's a nice picture.

1:35:48 Adam I'm very hair conscious.

1:35:50 Drew Isn't the web wonderful that way?

1:35:52 Orgy Yeah.

1:35:53 Drew You can no longer outrun your past.

1:35:54 Orgy So, do you have any sexual questions, or have any problems?

1:35:57 Adam No, I got rid of them. It's like, it's really, it's like, everyone getting hold of your high school yearbook, this web. You're 19. What's up?

1:36:06 Caller Well, I have one breast that is larger than the other one. All right.

1:36:11 Drew That's a pretty normal, pretty common. And sometimes they have to do augmentations to try to bring them into symmetry, but it's not an uncommon thing at all.

1:36:20 Adam What sizes are they?

1:36:22 Caller Well, one's a 36D, and I think the other one's like 32B. Whoa.

1:36:28 Adam I would date the D side of you.

1:36:30 Drew How could there be a different?

1:36:31 Adam That's the side I'd hang with.

1:36:32 Drew How could the 36 and 32 doesn't fix? That's your back circumference.

1:36:36 Bouncy, bouncy.

1:36:38 Caller Well, no, one's a D cup and one's a B cup.

1:36:40 Adam Okay.

1:36:41 Drew Yeah.

1:36:41 Orgy All right. Well, let's...

1:36:43 Adam Here's to the B catching up to the D. And if you have to go...

1:36:47 Orgy Can that happen?

1:36:47 Adam If you have to...

1:36:48 Drew What?

1:36:49 Orgy Can the other one grow into it?

1:36:50 Drew Yeah, but she's 19 and usually that's about there.

1:36:54 Adam Well, listen, Anne, if you go under the knife, get the one brought up.

1:36:58 Caller Yeah, well, I was gonna do that, but it's scary, I would be scared for it.

1:37:02 Adam Yeah.

1:37:03 Orgy But you only have to have one...

1:37:06 Adam You have to have one... I mean, how's it work? Would they... Do you think... I know you're not a plastic surgeon.

1:37:10 Orgy Do they take a mold of the other one?

1:37:13 Adam I'd like to be part of that process if they did, but here's my point. Do you think they would do work on both breasts? Or do you think they would just try to bring the other one back up to that?

1:37:22 Drew It would be either reduce or augment.

1:37:24 Orgy It would be just bring one.

1:37:26 Drew They might bring down the other.

1:37:27 Adam Wouldn't one look sort of fake and the other look...

1:37:30 Drew That's the point. That's why they might bring one down.

1:37:32 Adam I see. So it's not to have one silicone or saline breast. Suzanne or Susan?

1:37:39 Orgy She should have a big scar there.

1:37:40 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:37:42 Caller Hi. Well, I have a fetish and I don't know, I'm just curious about it. I don't know where it came from or anything.

1:37:51 Adam Yeah.

1:37:53 Orgy Fetishia.

1:37:54 Caller Yeah. My fetish is with sneezing.

1:37:58 Caller What? Right?

1:37:59 Caller I know. It's very strange, but it's been like I've had it ever since I can remember.

1:38:06 Adam Who's sneezing? You or someone else?

1:38:08 Caller Someone else.

1:38:11 Adam You know, I heard someone describe an orgasm once as that feeling you get right before you sneeze.

1:38:17 Caller Yeah.

1:38:18 Adam Maybe there's a connection.

1:38:20 Caller Well, I don't.

1:38:21 Orgy Yeah.

1:38:21 Caller I mean, I kind of enjoy sneezing myself, but it's not like.

1:38:24 Drew But you had the fetish long before you ever had an orgasm.

1:38:26 Orgy So what does it do to you?

1:38:27 Caller I mean, it turns me on. I can have an orgasm just listening to.

1:38:32 Drew So somebody. All right.

1:38:37 Adam So this is. Yeah, thank you.

1:38:42 Orgy How did that how did that grab anything for you?

1:38:46 Adam Do anything for you?

1:38:47 Caller Well, you know, I'm not really relaxed right now.

1:38:50 Orgy Maybe you should relax a little more.

1:38:51 Orgy Yeah.

1:38:52 Adam All right. It's just that big a deal.

1:38:55 Orgy I might have to sneeze her in a second.

1:38:56 Adam So you need a guy to sneeze in the bedroom?

1:38:58 Caller Oh, no, no.

1:38:59 Adam No, you just it turns you on.

1:39:01 Orgy That's not mandatory.

1:39:02 Drew So it's a strange sort of coupled response. Yeah. It's not a fetish really. You don't need you don't need it to function sexually. It's just that well, I have this arousal and response to sneezing.

1:39:10 Caller Strangely, that's true. But I didn't have an orgasm actually before before I messed around with this fetish.

1:39:18 Drew Interesting.

1:39:18 Adam Oh, really?

1:39:19 Orgy How do you mess around with it?

1:39:20 Caller Well, like like with the recording or something, you know, of somebody sneezing in the background.

1:39:27 Orgy I bet you we could track some pretty cool sneezes, huh?

1:39:29 Drew What kind of sneezing does she like?

1:39:32 Adam So you see one of those commercials for hay fever, you get you get a little wet.

1:39:37 Caller Yeah.

1:39:38 Adam Oh my god. I've heard every call tonight. You know, I was just thinking back.

1:39:42 Orgy So what do you look like anyway?

1:39:44 Orgy I was kind of wondering. Amir started getting that like.

1:39:46 Adam Yeah. Here's something. It was one of the few things Amir hasn't experienced with a woman. He's got the wave of urine. What about the mucus?

1:39:54 Orgy Believe me, he's experienced this about everything else.

1:39:57 Adam Listen, I don't know how you data ear, nose and throat guy. You know what just popped in my head? Remember about two hours ago, a kid called me to leave a message on his outgoing guy thing? Oh boy. What ever happened to that kid?

1:40:10 Drew Oh man.

1:40:12 Adam Listen, if he can call back tomorrow night, I'll do it. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Thank you. Thank you very much. Jay is very perceptive in the fact that he perceives that I'm very perceptive. I want to thank Jay and Amir for coming in here tonight.

1:41:01 Orgy Thank you guys.

1:41:02 Adam Paper Transmissions, the name of the Orgy CD. Please go out and get it if you haven't already and always good to see you guys.

1:41:09 Orgy Thank you very much.

1:41:10 Adam Any time. Any time you like come on back.

1:41:13 Orgy Thanks.

1:41:13 Adam So until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:41:17 Drew How dare you, how dare me.

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