Episode 1000754887311

1:13 Adam Well, it's the show we've all been waiting for. Me, my penis, and my scrotum. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Your phone number is 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And a woman I've been in love with for some years now has finally made her way to the studio. You've heard me talk about her on occasion, and she's now here, the fabulous Minka.

1:45 Minka Hi, everybody.

1:50 Adam Now, Minka, I've only met once, although I feel we know each other better than that. It was at the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas, probably about five months ago, four or five months ago.

2:01 Minka Yeah.

2:02 Adam I ran into Minka there. Actually, Minka was walking by and my friend Zeb, who's a connoisseur of the big jugs, flagged her down and she came by and we talked for a while. She doesn't want money, though, Minka. Not interested in money, am I right? You don't like money? Right?

2:21 Minka I don't like money, but after, yes.

2:24 Adam Yeah, but after. I misunderstood. I thought she didn't like money in general. She doesn't want money immediately. She wanted money a little later. I got a nice lap dance for Minka. Minka has very sharp knees. She put them right into my groin and pierced the scrotum. Minka, I got a million questions for Minka. First off, Drew, as a physician, have you ever seen anything like Minka?

2:45 No, never.

2:46 Adam No. What size are you, Minka? What is your breast size?

2:51 Minka 44 double K.

2:53 Adam Double K. Wow. Minka, you were telling me in the club that you have a little thicker skin than most people.

3:02 Minka Yeah.

3:02 Adam Who told you that?

3:06 Minka Because guy touch my skin or I know my skin.

3:09 Adam You know you have thick skin? Thicker than my skin? Do you know what I'm saying?

3:16 Minka I think so because I'm oriental so.

3:18 Adam You have to think, no, you're Asian, you're not oriental.

3:21 Minka Asian.

3:21 Adam That's right. You're from Korea, right? You came here to the United States to be a tennis player?

3:28 Minka Yeah.

3:29 Adam What year was that?

3:34 Minka When I was little.

3:36 Adam You came here to play tennis?

3:37 Minka Still to, yeah. When I came here, still I teaching tennis. Yeah.

3:42 Adam You still teach tennis now?

3:43 Minka Not now. I can play, but I don't have the time.

3:47 Adam Right. What are you doing? You're dancing, you're making movies, you're doing the Big Boob Cruise. I saw you on that.

3:53 Minka Yeah.

3:54 Adam How does that Big Boob, you ever see this, Drew?

3:56 Minka No.

3:57 Adam This is one of the more bizarre things in the world. Each year, it's once a year, right?

4:05 Minka Two years, one time. Okay.

4:07 Adam So it's once every two years. It seems like more, but it's fine. They have a bunch of guys, maybe 15 or 20 guys, and they go out on a yacht, a beautiful yacht, right? Big, expensive, looks like a 80-foot beautiful yacht, and they go with 10 or 12 huge busted women, like Minka. Minka, you've done that what? Two or three times?

4:35 Minka Three times.

4:36 Adam Three times. Where does it go?

4:38 Minka Usually we go to Bahama.

4:40 Adam The Bahamas. And how much does it cost for the guys to do this? Because I like to get in on this one year.

4:46 Minka Depends. You want the roommate, then I think for 5,000, but you want the single room, maybe 7,000.

4:57 Adam 7,000. A pittance. How many days? Is it three or four days, something like that?

5:02 Minka Weeks.

5:03 Adam One week. Holy Christ. In the hijinks, it goes on on the ship is not to be believed, because I get the magazine that chronicles the whole thing. It's a score big boob. It's the big boob cruise issue.

5:16 Drew I'm so proud of you to see in those pictures.

5:18 Adam Oh my God. There's all kinds of shows going on on deck and then they go on the island and they all like wrestle and they play volleyball. There's a bunch of guys, I'm guessing guys who have money, there must be a waiting list to get on this thing. Is there about 20 guys? Is that about right?

5:38 Minka This year only 20 guys, but two years more than I think 50 guys.

5:44 Adam Oh, that's a big boob cruise violation right there, 50 guys. What do they pay you? They pay you, right?

5:51 Minka Yeah.

5:52 Adam How much money do you get?

5:53 Drew She doesn't want money.

5:54 Adam I know. She don't want money till the end of the cruise and then she gets the money. You wouldn't do it for free.

6:00 Minka No.

6:00 Adam No. No. What do they pay you? Can you tell me?

6:03 Minka No.

6:04 Adam No, you can't. Nobody can talk about how much money they make. I never understand that. But they pay you pretty good for that, right?

6:11 Minka And they're publicic, too.

6:13 Adam I want to give... Oh, you mean for the magazines, too? You get a piece of that? She got eight bucks from me. You can find Minka on www.minka.com... Oh, I'm sorry. www.minka.triplex.com, right?

6:29 Minka www.minka.xxx.com. Oh, okay.

6:34 Adam There you go, okay. Forget that dot between the Minka and the XX. And Minka is M-I-N-K-A, right? What does that mean? Does that mean something?

6:46 Minka Means Minka coat.

6:48 Adam Oh, you mean... Oh, that means Minka coat in Korean.

6:51 Drew No, Minka coat.

6:52 Adam Oh, Minka coat, right. So you came here to play tennis, right? When you were just, what, a teenager?

6:59 Minka No, I came here seven years ago, when I stay.

7:02 Adam Seven years ago. And you're going to play tennis?

7:05 Minka Still, yeah, I play tennis.

7:06 Adam Yeah, but you came here to play tennis.

7:08 Minka Yes.

7:09 Adam And your coach told you no more tennis, time to do some porn movies?

7:14 Minka I don't... At that time, I don't even know what is porn movie, nothing.

7:18 Adam No, you don't?

7:19 Minka No, I don't know about anything.

7:20 Adam Well, how did you get into it?

7:22 Minka My tennis partner say...

7:24 Adam Partner?

7:25 Minka She's a doctor too, in plastic surgery doctor in Virginia.

7:32 Adam So she's your tennis partner, and she said you should get implants and get into the movies.

7:38 Minka When she and I, we went to Chicago Olympic game, but we won a gold medal. She and I single and double game, so...

7:48 Adam You won a gold medal?

7:49 Minka Yeah. Oriental, yeah. I'm...

7:52 Adam Yeah?

7:53 Minka So...

7:54 Adam Well, what kind of gold medal?

7:57 Minka I won single and double.

7:59 Adam Yeah, but not in what? Not in the Olympics?

8:04 Minka Asian Olympics.

8:05 Adam The Asian Olympics. Oh, hell, I could medal in that.

8:08 Minka You think so?

8:09 Adam Yeah. I could take those Asian.

8:10 Minka I can beat you anytime.

8:12 Adam Really?

8:12 Minka Really?

8:13 Adam Really? That would be great. I mentioned playing tennis with Minka. Drew, describe Minka's plays as a doctor.

8:20 Minka So anyway, you asked me before, so how I get in this business.

8:24 Adam Yeah.

8:25 Minka When she and I finish game, we take the shower together.

8:29 Adam Nice.

8:29 Minka And then she look at my body, and then she said, why you teach tennis? Don't play tennis no more.

8:36 Adam Right.

8:37 Minka I mean, you're not pro. Then, and then just she said to me, wait next morning.

8:42 Adam Right.

8:43 Minka And the next day, she bring the magazine, Squaw magazine.

8:46 Adam I, oh, now, but see, I had the opposite happen to me. I was, I showered with a construction buddy of mine, and he said, you should get in a radio.

8:54 Now, you should not be out of the shower.

8:56 Adam You should not be out. You need to get in a box with a microphone and no window. So then she brings the score magazine. She shows you.

9:04 Drew What's the score magazine?

9:05 Adam The score magazine is the Big Boob magazine I was telling you about. And they sponsor the Big Boob Cruise every year. What month does that take place? I like to get in on that.

9:15 Minka 96. I got cover.

9:17 Adam You got the cover. But what month is the cruise in? Is it over the summer?

9:23 Minka February or March.

9:24 Adam All right. Well, it's in the Bahamas.

9:26 Drew It's always in the winter book. You can go.

9:28 Adam Always. They're going to break away for a week and do the Big Boob Cruise. All right. So she, now, how big was your chest then? How big were your boobs then?

9:37 Minka Naturally, it's a 36 double D.

9:39 Adam Nice. Wow.

9:41 Minka I love, I love.

9:42 Adam Yeah. Well, you're the number two Asian Big Boob Queen, right?

9:47 Minka Who is number one?

9:48 Adam You are. You are, baby. That was a trick question. You're number one, right? You know why men like Minka?

9:55 Drew How come?

9:56 Adam I'll tell you why. Skinny ass, right?

9:59 Minka No but.

9:59 Adam No but. Big boobs. Right, Minka? You do the math. All right, so she told you, you got to get into this. And she gave you the implants?

10:09 Minka No, no. At that time, I don't know about the implant. Just she said to me, she never saw any oriental woman in the Big Boob magazine.

10:17 Adam Right.

10:18 Minka So she gave me information, so I sent the picture.

10:21 Right.

10:22 Minka And the couple days in England come to me, called me, you better come right away.

10:27 Right.

10:27 Minka So I went to England, they're taking, you know, polaroid or couple picture, and then he said, you're going to be covered. And then you're featured answers.

10:35 Adam So you were on the cover before you had your implants?

10:39 Minka Yeah.

10:39 Adam As a natural?

10:40 Minka Yeah.

10:41 Adam I just like to get hold of that.

10:43 Small boobie.

10:44 Adam Well, D, I mean small compared to what you got now. You got a couple of oil tankers. I mean, that is incredible. That doesn't hurt your back?

10:55 Minka No. No, I exercise every day.

10:58 Adam Yeah, but you're so thin. I mean, how much do you, I mean, minus the boobs, you must weigh 100 pounds.

11:05 Minka Yeah.

11:05 Adam But with the boobs, you're 185? I mean, Drew, how much does Minka, she has a very slight frame.

11:14 Drew No, your estimates are about on.

11:16 Adam We have women calling the show all the time who are C or D cup, who are built bigger than you are.

11:21 Drew Complaining about neck and back.

11:22 Adam Complaining about who are 18. You know what I mean? So what is your trick? What exercises do you do?

11:30 Minka Sit up.

11:31 Adam You do the sit up?

11:32 Minka And crunch.

11:33 Adam I'd like to see that.

11:36 Minka Because my leg is so skinny.

11:37 Adam Yeah. Skinny ass, big boobs. That's why the men like it. Like I said, you do the boob math there, Drew. All right. We're going to take some calls. Minka, the number one Asian big boob queen is here tonight. She's not, you know, they say you're from Japan in a lot of those articles. They don't say Korean. They say Japan, Japanese, you know. I think it's a sexier culture or maybe it's just something for the guys to hang their hand on. You know what I mean? I don't think they can't figure out anything Korean. Once they go Japanese and then they get all that geisha crap and all that other mooshu brown sauce and all that good stuff. Martha. Martha.

12:20 Martha?

12:21 Adam Yes, that's you. You're 18. What's up?

12:24 Caller Well, I'm like in the domination like anything, you know, not just sexual domination but, you know, like picking from the color of my nail polish to like my hair, what I wear and all that stuff. And I go for older men sometimes too. But the only ones I really like to dominate me is like the one I'm with off and on. He's 19. And he really likes it, so I'm happy about that.

12:49 Adam That's great. Anything else?

12:52 Caller And I like giving blowjobs to men. Any guy.

12:54 Adam Fantastic.

12:55 Drew What was the question you had?

12:57 Caller I really like want to kind of change my behavior a little bit, and my therapist is not working out. Why? Because she's thinking my problem is religiously based.

13:08 Drew Meaning what?

13:09 Caller Because I don't have a religion. I don't have religion at all. She thinks I need a spiritual side.

13:14 Drew That wouldn't hurt.

13:15 Adam I don't want to. That's weird.

13:18 Caller I don't know. I just have a whole problem with religion.

13:21 Drew Yeah.

13:24 Adam What kind of therapist are you going to?

13:29 Caller My parents picked her out for me.

13:30 Adam She's probably someone from the church or something.

13:32 Caller Yeah.

13:33 She's also a minister.

13:34 Adam Yeah. She's just a shield for your parents.

13:37 Caller Yeah.

13:38 I guess she is.

13:39 Adam All right. What's up with you? You a little bit crazy?

13:42 Drew Are you on medication?

13:44 Caller No. I'm not.

13:45 Adam Are you supposed to be?

13:46 Caller No. Not that I know of.

13:48 Drew Did your parents sort of manhandle you when you were growing up?

13:51 Caller Well, my dad's very controlling. They don't like you to go outside the house by yourself at all.

13:56 Drew Was it like really super aggressive though in the way they did that to you, right?

14:00 Caller Yeah. No bus because buses can hurt you. No going outside because that could hurt you.

14:05 Adam Oh, she sounds a little... You know, Martha sounds like she's about ready to break into song. That could hurt you and you can't go outside because that could hurt you. She's about ready to pop out a song.

14:19 Drew But you talk about intrusiveness.

14:21 Adam Yeah. Well, that's what you get. Listen, you try to ram religion up the ass of your kids and you control the hell out of me. Don't let them outside and the second they get outside, they blow the first guy they see and they beg them to whip them with a cat of nine tails. Minka, you like any of that tough love, that domination? Do you know?

14:41 Minka I like it.

14:42 Adam You do? You like a little of that? Yeah. You deal it out too. Yeah. I've been on the business end of one of Minka's famous knee jabs to the groin. She don't mess around. Very bony.

14:56 Drew Back to Martha though. Yeah. Martha, you there?

15:00 Yeah.

15:02 Caller I'm here.

15:02 Drew Yeah. I'm just wondering what we're going to do about all this. Can you contain yourself?

15:07 Caller I try but then I like for periods of time I'm like so good and stuff.

15:10 Drew It's like she's almost laughing is what you're hearing.

15:12 Yeah.

15:12 Drew She's like near laughter all the time. I don't know. Do you have an eating disorder also? No.

15:19 I like to eat but.

15:21 Adam Did you get molested at some point?

15:23 Caller Not that I remember.

15:26 Drew She's got that little girl voice.

15:28 Adam That's a good answer.

15:29 Yeah.

15:30 Caller Everybody says I got a good little girl voice.

15:32 Adam Yeah. It's not a great thing. All right, Martha. Why don't you try going to another therapist? This time maybe one that you pick out or one that's.

15:39 Drew You really ought to have some serious.

15:40 Adam Secular.

15:41 Drew Standardized. It's sort of routine psychotherapeutic intervention here that goes over a long period of time with one therapist.

15:47 Adam That's right. Minka, you get back to Korea very often?

15:51 Minka No time.

15:52 Adam No time for Korea? How's your family? They all right? Do they know what you're doing? They have no problems?

15:58 Minka No problem.

15:59 Adam They know you're the number one Asian big boob queen of the United States?

16:03 Minka Maybe.

16:03 Drew Why did you leave there? Why did you leave Korea?

16:07 Minka Seoul.

16:08 Drew Why did you leave? Why?

16:10 Adam Why did you come to the United States?

16:13 Huh?

16:15 Adam Minka?

16:16 Minka I know.

16:17 Adam Do you know how to answer it? Is it a sad thing?

16:20 Minka No, no, no, no. Just I came to United States. Some is my family live here. That's why I came here.

16:25 Adam Oh, your family came here?

16:27 Minka Not whole family.

16:28 Caller Right.

16:29 Adam Just half. Like your dad's right leg and his left arm and part of his scalp, right?

16:35 Minka Yeah, that's why I came here.

16:36 Caller Right. Okay.

16:38 Adam My family did the same thing. My dad's liver, right lung and spleen was in Philadelphia, and then he moved his coccyx and his left foot, and his skin was in action in Santa Monica.

16:51 Drew That's nice.

16:52 Adam It was that way for a while. The liver commuted. Jay?

16:57 What is it with some of these callers on it?

16:58 Adam Jay? You know what it is? It's like weird offbeat night. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how everyone gets in on it, but it's like somebody decides that it's going to be weird energy night, and that means every call, you have to say their name twice before they answer, and there's a long pause, and it's bumpy at the beginning where you go, hey, how you doing? Good, go ahead, thank you. Kick-ass show, and there's a long beat. How does that work? Last night, we squeezed three shows into two hours. Now, we're going to squeeze 15 minutes for the show into two hours.

17:33 Drew That's right.

17:34 Adam How does that work?

17:35 I picked those calls, I apologize.

17:36 Drew Thank you.

17:37 Adam Tanya.

17:38 Caller Hi.

17:39 Adam You're 15, what's up?

17:40 Caller All right. Well, a couple of months ago, I was at a park, and it was late at night, and there was this guy there, and it was obvious that he was drunk or whatever, but so he started coming on to me, and he was 19, and he started kissing me and stuff, and he brought me over to this bench, and he like undid his pants and stuff, and he made me give him a hand job.

18:02 Drew How did this guy get so far along with you? I don't know. Why didn't you run screaming from the area?

18:08 Caller Well, that happened later.

18:11 Adam Well, Drew, you know how it is when you're in the park and there's a rapist who wants to hang out with you.

18:15 Drew Seriously, have you been victimized before?

18:18 Caller No, just like guys at my school being stupid but nothing as serious as this.

18:23 Drew Like what? What did the guys do?

18:24 Caller Like, you know, I've got a naturally big chest, so they always like to harass me about it.

18:30 Adam Uh-oh, someone's making a run at the crown, Minka. You're not Asian, are you?

18:34 Caller No.

18:34 Adam All right, well, you could never be the number one Asian big boob.

18:40 Drew Why didn't you go along with this guy? You had no idea who he was.

18:43 Caller Yeah, I don't know. It was late at night and I wasn't thinking.

18:46 Drew Oh, it's dark out, no one's around, that makes more sense.

18:48 Caller Yeah, it was actually...

18:49 Drew Were you drunk?

18:50 Adam Played safe.

18:51 Caller Was I drunk?

18:52 Drew So far you have not given me a reason.

18:53 Adam What were you doing in the park in the middle of the night?

18:56 Caller Well, me and my friend were just having fun and we decided that we wanted to go take a walk and there was a park behind my house and we didn't have to go visit.

19:04 Drew Adam, here's the deal. She can't understand the reason for our questions.

19:09 Adam All right, well, then we can't deal with her.

19:10 Drew Yeah.

19:11 Adam Sorry, Tonya.

19:13 Drew Well, she doesn't get it.

19:14 Adam You have no idea why Drew thinks it's peculiar that you were at the park in the middle of the night and a strange man approached you and you sat down with him and gave him a hand job.

19:24 Caller Well, no, I didn't. No, he like forced me to. I could not get away from him.

19:28 Drew Why?

19:28 Adam He chased you down.

19:30 Caller No, he didn't chase me down. He like would not let me go. I had bruises on my arm from his hands like, like not forcing.

19:36 Drew Why did you scream and yell for help?

19:38 Caller I did.

19:39 Adam Where was your friend?

19:41 Caller She was over talking to some of the other guys over there. And like by the time I realized what he was trying to do, it was like I couldn't.

19:49 Adam She didn't hear you yell for her?

19:51 Caller Well, she did like when I started to. I didn't start doing it at first because I was like, okay, this is fine. And then it started getting way out of control.

19:58 Adam Well, how far into the hand job did you start screaming?

20:02 Caller It was after he had come and stuff.

20:05 Drew Tanya, please. There's something very wrong with this. Very, very, very wrong. And if you don't understand why we're perplexed by your behavior, it's like you should be in a locked unit. You're out of control. You can't contain your behaviors at all.

20:19 Adam And why bother screaming after he gets off? Yeah, the guy would probably start yelling too. Hey, hey, come over here. Go get her. Call the cops. Geez. I've said it a million times. We have the world's dumbest callers on the show.

20:34 Drew But this was extraordinary.

20:35 Adam Yeah, but they start spinning these yarns. Right in the middle of them is something fantastic, something bizarre. The minute you start questioning that, they think it's bizarre that you're asking about what they said was bizarre. And they're confused. I'm just 15. Me and my friend were just walking in the park. It's late at night. There's this scary looking guy, calls me up. I went over there and then I sat down with him.

20:59 Drew Made out with him.

21:00 Adam Made out and then I gave him a hand job. Then I started screaming. I couldn't get away from him.

21:05 Drew But I already gave him a hand job.

21:06 Adam All right. Listen, there's no way. See, that's the thing. Now, what's she going to do? Get up on the stand now and be cross-examined in court? She's horrible. All right. Don't do it. Stay out of the park.

21:18 Drew I just want to worship and victimize in the past that she is such an incredible victim.

21:21 Adam I don't know, but someone's got a question for Minka. Minka? Matt?

21:26 Hi, what's up?

21:26 Adam You're 14. You have a question for Minka?

21:29 Caller Yeah.

21:30 Actually, she made me say question. I didn't really have a question.

21:33 Adam You don't have a question?

21:34 I just wanted to say what's up to Adam and Drew? You guys rock.

21:37 Adam No, you don't have a question.

21:38 Drew You are an asshole.

21:39 Adam Thank you. I have a question for Minka. Minka, I don't know if you can get closer to that mic than you already are. I know there's a little road, two roadblocks in the way, but get up on that microphone. Okay. Beautiful. Now, I've been looking for the movie, Spank Me, F Me for a while. I can't say the whole name. You know the movie I'm talking about? You and I think Kayla Cleavage is in that, and my good buddy Ron Jeremy.

22:07 Minka He's your good buddy?

22:08 Adam Oh, well, you know.

22:09 Minka He like you?

22:12 Adam They were very tight. I have a likeness of his penis in my attic that he gave me. Remember he pulled that out of his trunk? He gave me that penis? Yeah. Now, I can't find that movie. I called the video store once trying to find it, and I said the whole title, Spank Me, F Me. You got to fill in the rest of the word. I didn't say the whole word. I said, Spank Me, F Me. I did not finish, and the guy was great. He was like, Video West. I was like, you always get kind of like you're on some kind of mission. Yes. I'm looking for an adult selection. All of a sudden, you're like somebody secretary. It's as if you're calling in for somebody else.

22:54 Drew You're like a censor.

22:57 Adam Yes. Hello, sirs or ma'am. I'm looking for an adult film selection. It's called Spank Me, F Me.

23:05 Drew The guy's like, you're like a census interviewer. The guy's like, how many live in the household?

23:11 Adam Spank Me, F Me. He's like, what? Then I said the whole title, Spank Me, F Me, and he hung up. Why they name these movies, these ridiculous, embarrassing titles, I'll never understand that. It's humiliating enough going in and renting a porn movie without the Spank Me, F Me all over it. If they called it like Asian Delight, or just Mystery Woman or something like that, I could call in and with some shred of dignity, ask for it or if I was standing at the counter and there's some other people around, I could say, do you have Minka's Adventure or something like that. But with the Spank Me, F Me, you know, it's like, I have to kill everyone standing around us. It's so humiliating. I told Ron Jeremy I wanted this movie. He never came through with it. He did however come through with a plastic penis.

24:14 Drew Latex.

24:14 Adam Latex penis, which was nice. Do you have Spank Me, F Me?

24:18 Minka Yeah, you have to order in the website.

24:21 Adam I can get it on your website?

24:23 Minka Because that is my own production movie.

24:25 Adam That is?

24:27 Minka That is why most of my movie you can not find the video show.

24:30 Adam Yeah, that is your own production. You hired Ron Jeremy to have sex with you?

24:36 Minka He has a big name.

24:38 Adam Yeah, he has a big name. He has a big ass.

24:41 Minka I know.

24:41 Adam He has a big everything. How much you got to pay Ron Jeremy for a movie like that?

24:49 Minka Maybe what?

24:50 Adam Five thousand? Ten thousand?

24:53 Minka No, no, no. I don't remember.

24:54 Adam Five dollars?

24:55 Minka No, five dollars.

24:56 Adam He should be paying you.

24:58 Minka But, you know, still I sell very good.

25:01 Adam Yeah, you do? All right. Can you give me that Spank Me After Me? I mean, it's been something I've been looking for for a couple of years. When I saw you in Vegas, I asked you about the Spank Me After Me. What else I got to do here? The two stars of the Spank Me After Me movie, I've actually approached and said, I want this movie. I still can't get hold of this thing.

25:20 Minka Give me your address.

25:21 Adam You sent me the Spank Me After Me?

25:23 Minka $30.

25:24 Adam Whose idea was it? She doesn't want money, Minka doesn't. Whose idea was it? Whose hair-brained idea was it to call it Spank Me After Me? Is that one of your ideas over there?

25:36 Minka My manager.

25:37 Adam What that?

25:38 Minka Very good name.

25:38 Adam What kind of thinking is that?

25:40 Minka Because a lot of guys like different names.

25:44 Adam All right. It was such an humiliating experience for me. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Minka is here. She's the number three Asian big boob queen.

25:54 Minka Asian is one. Number one.

25:56 Adam Number one. Number one. I'm sorry. Number one Asian big boob queen. We'll be back to continue the love affair after this.

26:05 Love line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

26:34 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. We also have Minka, and those are Minka's jugs just below the microphone. Minka's the number four Asian.

26:48 Minka You say why number four?

26:49 Adam No, number one, that's right. The number one Asian big boob queen. She's not in it for the money, but she still needs to be paid at the end. She doesn't need it up front is what she's saying. She, you live in Las Vegas, right Minka?

27:03 Minka Yeah.

27:03 Adam And if anyone wants to see the phenomenon that is Minka, they can go to www.minkaxxx.com. That is M-I-N-K-A, three X's and then.com. And what can we find on that website?

27:23 Minka You can turn it on, you know, computer you can find very fast.

27:26 Adam Yeah. But what do we see? Pictures of you naked?

27:29 Minka I think so you can see everything.

27:31 Adam Yeah. And we can order the movies like Spank Me, F Me.

27:35 Minka Give me later your address. I'm going to send you maybe two more.

27:39 Adam Oh, two. Yeah. Yeah. I got upstairs. I got a VCR upstairs and downstairs.

27:44 Drew That's why you got a radio.

27:45 Adam I think I'm putting a VCR halfway up the staircase so I can check off on my way to going upstairs or if the mood hits me on my way downstairs. You know, sometimes I can't make it all the way up to the bedroom or down into the den. The urge hits me on like step number 11. And I gotta move. Yeah. Oh, I got a lot of miles. I got a tape with you on it. Yeah.

28:06 Minka A couple. You're gonna like it.

28:08 Adam Yeah. How many movies do you have? You don't have too many movies, do you?

28:11 Minka No, no. My own production myself. I think six, more than 60.

28:16 Adam 60 movies?

28:19 Minka And then maybe couple, maybe pro movie, maybe two years, one time I make pro movie, that's it.

28:26 Adam So, most all the movies you do, you do for your own company.

28:30 Minka Yeah, I make my own money.

28:32 Adam You don't, you don't, you don't. You make my money too. You'll pay me now. Minka, I thought you weren't in it. You pay now. I ran into Minka at the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas. I was explaining to Minka that I wanted to put her on the man show and that we actually called your people, but it just didn't work out. So you make your money off of doing the movies, but you don't do that many movies. I mean, you don't work as much as a lot of the other girls work. You do?

29:02 Minka You mean just the movie?

29:03 Caller Yeah.

29:04 Minka I mean, pro movies, just one, one. Okay, pro movies in LA.

29:09 Drew Porn.

29:10 Minka Porn.

29:10 Adam Oh, porn is pro?

29:11 Minka Just one time deal, they said.

29:13 Adam Yeah.

29:14 Minka After whatever, I wanna sell the video, then I have to buy from company again.

29:19 Adam Right.

29:20 Minka But I have own production video.

29:22 Adam Right.

29:23 Minka I can sell my website myself.

29:26 Adam Now, do you dance at a lot of clubs?

29:30 Minka Usually I travel all over the world.

29:31 Adam Yeah. Where are the good towns? Where do you go?

29:35 Minka The good town is San Francisco.

29:38 Adam San Francisco? You go to Florida, places like that? Los Angeles isn't very good for that, is it?

29:46 Minka A lot of rules in the club, so not really.

29:50 Adam A lot of what in the clubs?

29:51 Minka Don't do it. Don't do that.

29:53 Adam A lot of rules. Yeah, yeah. See? What the hell is up with that? You're living in Los Angeles. What do we need rules for in Los Angeles? You know, I mean, what I'm saying is, is it right that it's more progressive in Michigan than it is in Los Angeles, for Christ's sake? You know what I mean? We got more gays, more debauchery, more head shops, more bizarre stuff going on out here.

30:16 Drew Things are actually more conservative in the West, you know, really.

30:17 Adam I know, but not in Los Angeles proper. I mean, this place is a, this Sodom and Gomorrah over here, for Christ's sake.

30:23 Drew I'm still curious about the transition from tennis, gold medalist to porn.

30:27 Adam Well, first off, the gold medal that Minka won was in the Asian games, right?

30:35 Drew But did you come here to play tennis? United States? What was your profession?

30:40 Adam Why did you come to the United States?

30:42 Minka I think so I can make pretty good money.

30:44 Drew Playing tennis?

30:44 Minka Yeah. But when I came here, you have to have number one through 100 pro ranking. Then you don't have to worry about the money, but I'm not one through 100 ranking. Right. So only thing I can teach in tennis, they say.

31:00 Drew So you taught tennis for a while? You taught tennis?

31:02 Minka Yeah.

31:03 Adam She may be like 168 on the professional tennis tour, but she's the number one Asian big boob queen. Am I right, Minka? Yeah.

31:12 Minka But still, I can beat anybody, college boys, still I can beat.

31:16 Adam They love that.

31:17 Minka Only thing when I saw a little bit of other than here.

31:20 Adam Yeah. You can't do that forehand quite as well with it, or the backhand with those hands on there. No problem with the backhand?

31:27 Minka No problem.

31:28 Adam Jesus Christ. Could you imagine Minka in a tennis skirt, just running you around the tennis court and beating your ass? It would just be a surreal thing.

31:39 Drew And your partner was a plastic surgeon?

31:40 Minka Yeah, in Virginia.

31:42 Drew Virginia.

31:42 Minka Virginia. And then she said, I said, when she showed me in the magazine, I was surprised.

31:50 Drew Why did she know about these magazines? I don't know about these magazines.

31:53 Minka No, no, why?

31:54 Adam Sure, you don't know about anything.

31:55 Minka She said when I take up the cross, you know, shower...

31:58 Drew Yeah, but why was she aware?

31:59 Adam Yeah, I got that part.

32:00 Drew Why was she aware?

32:01 Adam That's going in the jack-copper. By the whole shower thing. I'm going to use that.

32:05 Minka She said she never saw any oriental woman speak.

32:08 Adam Hold on a second.

32:09 Drew Is she Asian?

32:10 Adam Drew, stop asking questions, because you're not getting anywhere. I know how to communicate with Minka, because we... Our love transcends language.

32:19 Drew I understand that. I've seen it in action.

32:21 Adam In borders. You know, the maps, man, in the globe. That's just something the man drew up. That don't mean nothing to me and Minka. To me, you know, North Hollywood or...

32:32 Drew Seoul, Korea.

32:33 Adam Seoul, Korea. Man, it's the same place.

32:35 Drew I understand that.

32:36 Adam You know what I mean?

32:36 Drew Because you are one.

32:37 Adam We come from the streets. I was a professional tennis player before I got into gay porn myself. So we know we're on the same page. So don't try to talk to me. You got a question for Minka, you ask me. Right, right, right. And I'll talk to her manager.

32:50 Drew I'm just curious about how one made that and what was going through her mind.

32:53 Adam We cannot get to the bottom of that.

32:55 Drew Really?

32:55 Adam I have tried.

32:56 Drew No?

32:56 Adam No. She played tennis. The, her tennis partner saw her in the shower.

33:00 Drew Classic Surgeon said.

33:01 Adam Told her she had a potential to be the number one Asian big boom queen and that she could get in. She sent the pictures and that's what did it. She wanted to make some money. Minka, you like money, right?

33:11 Minka Everybody like money. You like money too.

33:13 Adam Yeah. I know. That's why I didn't want to give you all my money.

33:15 Drew What did you do in Korea? What was your profession in Korea?

33:19 Minka A tennis player.

33:20 Drew Tennis player.

33:20 Minka Yeah.

33:21 Adam Yeah. See, I told you, Drew. You couldn't write this. A Hollywood screenwriter couldn't come up with this. I like to do the movie of your life.

33:30 Drew You have to sell it on her web page though.

33:33 Minka No, no.

33:33 Adam I'm talking about big production.

33:34 Minka You ready?

33:35 Adam Yeah. Minka hits it. I don't know who could play Minka. I'm thinking Connie Chung with some work. Some serious, serious work. Now, how much do your breasts weigh? Drew wanted to know.

33:46 Minka You mean weight?

33:47 Adam Yeah. Yeah. The weight.

33:47 Minka Maybe 27 pounds.

33:49 Adam 27 pounds. Together, right?

33:52 Minka Together.

33:53 Adam Thirteen and a half each. That including nipple?

33:57 Minka Nipple is pretty big.

33:59 Adam Nipple is big, yeah.

34:00 Minka Very, very sensitive.

34:02 Adam Very sensitive, yeah. They're great nipples, that Minka. And now, how long does it take to get them that big? I mean, you can't make them that big immediately, right?

34:11 Minka You have to have a skin.

34:12 Adam You got to have that thick skin.

34:14 Minka Thick skin and then you have to have, you know, naturally big.

34:17 Adam You have to have, right. So you have some natural room. But how many times have you been enlarged?

34:22 Minka How many times? You want to know? Three times, okay.

34:25 Adam How many?

34:26 Minka Three times.

34:26 Adam Three times. So you keep getting bigger, right? And what happens at the end when you hang up your G-string and stiletto heels and call it a career? Do you get them removed?

34:39 Minka You mean after when I getting old?

34:41 Adam Yeah, you get old.

34:42 Minka I'm going to live there.

34:44 Adam You're going to what?

34:44 Minka I'm going to live there.

34:46 Adam You're going to leave them in?

34:47 Minka Maybe I can make little small.

34:49 Adam Little smaller?

34:50 Minka Yeah.

34:50 Adam How do they keep making them bigger? Do they inject them with something or they just keep putting a bigger saline sack in there?

34:58 Minka This is not saline, no silicone. This is a new stuff. You know, spaghetti, okay?

35:05 Adam Oh, yeah.

35:06 Minka Yeah. Not spaghetti. This is a silly string.

35:08 Adam Silly string? Drew, do you know anything about this?

35:12 Drew Spaghetti.

35:14 Adam You have spaghetti in your boobs?

35:15 Minka Not spaghetti. Just like, you know, string, string.

35:19 Adam Right. It's like a big ball of yarn under there. Can't like to play with those boobs.

35:25 Minka They put it inside. Right.

35:26 Adam They pack it in like a stuffed animal.

35:30 Minka But, you know, every big booby girl, we don't have to worry about breaking. But you have implants, you have to worry all the time.

35:37 Drew Right.

35:37 Adam Okay.

35:38 Drew About scarring. Well, you don't have an implant. No, no.

35:42 Adam No, they have. He has hay stuffed in there. See what I'm saying? It's not smart because that much saline or silicone, wait a minute, would weigh, I don't know.

35:54 Minka And another thing more heavier.

35:56 Drew How about the scarring too, the capsule, capsulation?

35:59 Minka Oh, that's why you have to have a good skin.

36:02 Adam You got to have that thick skin, right?

36:03 Minka Thick skin, that's why it's so nice, soft.

36:07 Adam Yeah, it's subtle. It's subtle. Askin.

36:10 Minka Askin.

36:10 Adam Yeah, she's whacked me. She gave me the good left right combination in the club. And it's very, it's supple. Yes, that's what it is. Although her knee feels like a crocheting needle. Very bony knees, Minka, you know. Yeah, that wasn't so supple or subtle. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Do we take any calls?

36:29 Drew No.

36:30 Adam Well, we have Minka here.

36:31 Drew Take one call.

36:31 Adam Minka, how often do we have the number six Asian big boob queen, Drew?

36:39 Drew Never.

36:40 Adam Minka, that's your cue to say you're number one Asian big boob queen.

36:42 Minka Yeah, nobody has big boob.

36:44 Adam Yeah. All right, let's take one quick call.

36:46 Bouncy, bouncy.

36:47 Adam Kenny?

36:49 Yeah.

36:49 Adam You're 14.

36:50 Caller Yeah. I was wondering if Minka has to buy special clothes because she's host Kenny and she has big boobs.

36:59 Adam You understand that's what makes her number one Asian big boob queen, right?

37:02 Caller I thought she was number three.

37:04 Adam No, no, no, I moved her off to number one.

37:06 Caller Okay.

37:06 Adam Have you seen her website, Kenny?

37:08 Caller No.

37:09 Adam Have you never seen any picture of Minka's?

37:11 Caller Nope.

37:12 Adam All right, you're no fan then, sir. You are no fan.

37:14 Drew Nobody asked her the same question.

37:16 Adam He's a minor? He's 14. That's old enough.

37:19 Minka He cannot get it in.

37:20 Adam He can't get in? How do you get into that website if you're a minor?

37:23 Minka Maybe his mother or father, they blocked the computer. That's why he cannot get it in.

37:28 Caller Oh, I see.

37:28 Minka Yeah.

37:29 Adam He cannot get it in.

37:30 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

37:32 Adam All right, I'm going to check out this website. Can we get Anderson to check this out? You fired it up?

37:37 Drew It's up there.

37:38 Adam I'm going to take a look at it.

37:39 Drew How about the special clothes? That's a good question.

37:41 Adam Of course, she has to have special clothes. I'm just- How dare you?

37:44 Drew Mr. Expert.

37:46 Adam Where do you think she goes? The brass rail? Where do you get those clothes? Is there Big Boob shop?

37:53 Minka No, just I go maybe Walmart.

37:56 Adam You go to Walmart?

37:57 Minka Or why you have to buy expensive clothes?

38:00 Adam Do they fit around you?

38:02 Minka I buy XX large. Or almost this kind, just X large.

38:08 Adam Yeah, but they seem to fit you. I mean, you're a very small person and they fit you nice in the arms and the shoulders and everything. How does that work?

38:16 Minka Just hiding boobies, is it?

38:18 Adam Yeah, no, no. What I mean is, let's say I had a huge penis.

38:25 Minka Okay.

38:25 Adam You understand? A huge penis?

38:27 Minka How? You mean how you can hide it?

38:29 Adam Yeah, well, let's say I'm number one American big Johnson King, right? And I have a huge penis, right? So bigger than your boobs, okay? And I want to wear pants, but I have a very small waist and I'm regular size. Other than that, I couldn't just wear by huge pants for a huge fat guy and pin them, could I? I mean, that wouldn't work. I know I'm going a long way here, but I don't understand how this stuff works on you. You say you buy extra, extra large, but it seems to fit you pretty nice.

39:01 Minka Yeah.

39:02 Adam That's it. You just buy off the rack?

39:03 Minka Yeah.

39:04 Adam You don't have anything special made?

39:07 Minka No.

39:07 Adam No? What about your bras? Those are special.

39:09 Minka Bra is Sears. I order Sears.

39:14 Adam Holy crap.

39:15 Minka Why?

39:16 Adam What a great country this is. You see, you couldn't do that in Korea. There's no Sears in Korea.

39:20 Minka No, they don't have a side. That's why when I was in Korea, it was so big, my boobs. I'm so embarrassed. So I asked my aunt, can you send some bras? They don't have a big bra.

39:32 Adam See, that's why I wouldn't live in Korea. I don't want to live in a country that doesn't have big bras. Because the message you're sending to the people is don't grow your boobs. You know what I'm saying? You have to have bras sent from the United States to accommodate her in Korea. That's why this is the number one country in the world. We have bras. You can go to Sears. You go to the back page. You order yourself up a bra. Try that. And they'll make you anything you want. How much? How much for one of those bras? $40?

40:03 Minka Maybe $40, $45, something like that.

40:06 Adam It's a bargain. You can't have stuff custom made for under $100. That's nice.

40:11 Minka They have Sears, every girl's size.

40:13 Adam Jesus Christ.

40:14 Minka Only thing...

40:15 Adam They got a whole stripper section in the catalog now, though? I mean, look at Minka. You wouldn't think if you were just a bra manufacturer that that would be a standard size you need to carry somewhere, would you? And plus Minka, Minka is a very big cup size, but small on the back. She's petite. The reason, you know, the guys like her, she's a skinny ass, right? No ass, very bony ass, huge can. That's why guys like you, right? And your personality.

40:45 Yeah. Okay.

40:47 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. I'm going to go look at Minka's website with Drew, and we'll be back. Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. We're learning, we're getting a little, Drew's learning more than he learned in any one of his medical books about the ways of the world. We have Minka here tonight.

41:40 Caller She's number one Asian big boob queen.

41:41 Adam And as it turns out, those are not implants. Those are polyester, polyester string. That's inside of her, Drew?

41:49 Drew Polyurethane.

41:50 Adam Polyurethane.

41:50 Drew Silly string.

41:51 Adam String. Polyurethane string.

41:57 Drew Polyurethane, rubber string, latex.

42:00 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

42:01 Adam I wonder if it's one. In fact, if I gnawed through her boob and got hold of it and started running with it, my teeth, if she would unravel like a wool sweater. No?

42:10 Drew No, she would vaporize.

42:12 Adam Oh, man. Hey, I'd like to see some pictures of you Minka when you were natural, and then some of you at each stage, I'd like to monitor her progression. With the big boobs, you know?

42:26 Drew Sort of like the way you document your progress of your house as you're building it.

42:30 Adam Yeah, sort of like, you know when you go to your grandparents' house, you go into the door jam, into the kitchen, there's that little picture, there's that little line on the wall, Drew, 1964. Here's how tall you were, Drew, 1971. I do that with Minka's boobs. I have a little mark on my hamper. There's Minka's boobs in 1991. Here they are in 1993.

42:53 Minka Yes.

42:54 Adam Yeah, we're proud.

42:55 Minka Every magazine is guide, they know.

42:57 Adam Yeah, you do Score magazine, that's a big boob one, right?

43:00 Minka Yeah, and then Gent.

43:03 Adam Gent, that's another good one.

43:04 Minka Busty, Busty Out, yeah.

43:06 Adam Bust Out? That's another one? So there's Busty and Bust Out.

43:11 Minka And Oriental magazine.

43:13 Adam Oh, you do the Oriental ones, yeah. You know, I went into the adult video store. No. This is many years, many years ago. I was in college.

43:24 Who were you to go to college?

43:25 Adam Oh, that's right. I would have been in college, from an age standpoint. And I was going in, I was looking for Minka video, because I want to get my hands on this Minka video. And I walked in. Still looking for Spank Me, F Me, like the Holy Grail. And I walk in to the video store, and I head for the, you know, they got them all broken off into sections now, with the fetishes, and the Asian, and the biracial stuff, and the gangbang stuff, and the midget stuff. I mean, they've taken all the guesswork out of shopping for porn. You're in and out of there now. And I went to the Asian section, and I was looking for Minka, and there was an Asian guy in there, and I felt bad. And I felt weird. Like I was exploding his culture or something. So I decided to do a couple laps around the place and let him clear out. He was in there for like 15, 20 minutes, and I didn't know what to do. Do you think that would offend him? No. Wouldn't?

44:20 Drew Would it offend you when he was coming over to the Caucasian stuff?

44:23 Adam Yeah, but they don't have like a crack or a honky section. And you know, as a white person, you don't really have any cultural identity. There's nothing to hang your hand on. You know what I mean? I just felt bad. I just want to let him clear out of there before I went in there and soiled this culture. Right, Minka?

44:40 Minka Then how many years ago?

44:42 Adam How many years ago was this?

44:44 Drew Today's Wednesday?

44:46 Adam Today's Wednesday, 25 years. No, it's about five years. I was looking for that Minka.

44:53 Minka I was in this business five years ago.

44:56 Adam You were where?

44:57 Minka I'm in this business five years ago.

45:00 Adam How, you say five beers ago?

45:03 Minka I say one, two, three, four, five years ago.

45:07 Adam Another year, you got a six pack. Six beers.

45:09 Minka But starting to movies, movie, three years ago.

45:15 Adam Three years ago. What year was Spank Me, F Me? The classic known as Spank Me, F Me.

45:20 Minka That is, I think, two years ago.

45:22 Adam Two years? No, that was like five years ago.

45:25 Minka No, no, no.

45:25 Adam Five. Yeah. I'm looking at your manager right now. He's giving me the big five. No, wait a minute. All right. Listen, four years ago, five, that's enough. What's with the other?

45:43 Drew Ninety-six.

45:44 Adam What's with the other finger? What's with this and this? Just to hold the four up. That's plenty.

45:48 Drew No, ninety-six. He went, he went, he went, ninety.

45:51 Adam I know. But I was saying, how many years ago was that? Five years ago or whatever. All right. The point is, is Minka, you've been in, I'll tell you how long you've been in the business. You don't tell me. I'm, I'm that big a fan. All right, Drew, let's go on. Let's take some calls. Can we take some calls tonight?

46:04 Drew We have like twenty seconds left.

46:05 Adam Let's take twenty, let's take, see if we can get twenty in, in twenty seconds.

46:08 Drew Hold on.

46:09 Adam Lisa?

46:10 Caller It's Louisa.

46:11 Adam All right. I don't have time for her. Where else are we going? Let me give Minka's website out, www.minkatriplex.com. That's M-I-N-K-A-triple-X, three X's and then.com. Number one nation, big blue queen. I don't know if you guys have heard. All right, Drew, what are we going to do? Are we going to take some calls or are we just going to sit here? No, it's time for a break. We're taking another break.

46:32 Drew Look.

46:33 Adam Well, the show's really flying by. What are we taking? Like a call and a half tonight? Yeah.

46:37 Drew Yeah, exactly.

46:38 Adam We'll be right back. But don't you think we're helping the people through Minka?

46:42 Drew Helping?

46:43 Adam You know, finding out about me going into the-

46:45 Drew Polyurethane balls, silly string.

46:47 Adam A lot of women out there probably like some polyurethane fishing string in their chest.

46:51 Drew Imagine what the anthropologists are going to think when they dig this up.

46:55 Adam No, Minka will never die. Believe me. Minka, if you die, I get you. You understand? I get your corpse. I'm the soccer manager. One week. That's all I need. Just one week.

47:05 Minka One week?

47:05 Adam That's all I want. Just for the first week. I will take a break. We'll be back.

47:11 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:13 Adam We'll be right back. Yes, it is Loveline. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-1910. We've taken any calls tonight. Dr. Drew is over there. I'm Adam Corolla. We're here tonight with the number three? Two or three? Number one. Number one, Asian Big Boob Queen. That is right. Minka. Minka just got back from the powder room. Minka, medical question. When you, as a woman, of course, you sit down to go to the bathroom. Can you find your vagina? I mean, with those boobs. Do you know what I'm saying? Can you see it?

48:25 Minka I can see it. Only thing I can not see is my belly button.

48:28 Adam You can't see your belly button. That's all right. You don't need that anyway. That's a waste of space, that belly button. We had to just get rid of that altogether, right, Drew? Why don't you have your surgeon cover that belly button up? Next time you're getting some silly string put in you, tell him to spackle over that thing. All right, shall we try to take some calls? You can check out Minka on her websites, www.minkatriplex.com. That's M-I-N-K-A. And let's go talk to... You're going to Koreatown, I hear, when you're out here?

49:02 Minka Tomorrow morning.

49:03 Adam Tomorrow morning, Koreatown? Yeah. Do they know you there?

49:08 Minka No, I'm wearing baggy shirt.

49:10 Adam You are? Oh, yeah. Well, sure, Minka wears a baggy shirt. You wouldn't know, would you, Drew? No, I wouldn't know. No, you just think she was just trying to smuggle a couple of... Bidgets... .watermelons or bidsets out of the country. No. Okay. So you go to Korea, town and get yourself a load up on kimchi and then back to Vegas. Yeah, kimchi, that's excellent. That's a bunch of cabbage and... I'm going to buy a huge box. Huge box?

49:34 Minka Yeah.

49:35 Adam Is it dry?

49:36 Minka Very good because everything coming from here, in the Las Vegas, they have a Korea town, Korean market, they buy from here.

49:44 Adam I see. So you go here, you cut out the middle man. You buy a box of kimchi, you bring it back with you?

49:50 Minka Yeah, very cheap here.

49:51 Adam I see. It's just a bunch of shredded cabbage, isn't it?

49:57 Drew Special soaked, special sautéed.

50:00 Adam That's got to be horrible. It's good.

50:02 Drew Is it good?

50:03 Adam But don't you got to put a bunch of meat and peanut sauce and stuff on it?

50:06 Drew No.

50:07 Adam You just eat it?

50:07 Drew You like a salad?

50:08 Caller Yeah.

50:10 Adam All the native food is bad. You ever had poi? That stuff will kill you.

50:14 No. It's Louisa.

50:16 Adam Louisa. That's right. I got to write that down. It says Lisa up there. Sorry. Louisa.

50:22 Drew Right. What's up?

50:24 All right. Well, I've suffered a long history of like complete emotional distress. And I want to know-

50:32 Drew What does that mean? I'm sorry.

50:33 Well, you name it, I've gone through it.

50:37 Drew Sexual abuse, physical abuse.

50:38 Sexual abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse.

50:40 Caller Okay.

50:41 Drew Got it.

50:42 Adam Is this your dad who did this to you?

50:44 No. My dad hasn't been in the picture since I was two.

50:47 Adam Who did it? Your tennis partner?

50:49 No.

50:50 Adam No.

50:50 Caller Who did this?

50:52 One of my cousins.

50:52 Adam It's going to be my new answer, by the way. If it wasn't dad or uncle, I'd go right to tennis partner.

51:00 I lived with my grandparents most of the time when I was little.

51:03 Caller No.

51:03 Adam That's bad.

51:04 Because my mom was always working. She was a single parent, three kids, so it was really difficult. I lived with my grandparents because my grandma was really sick. My cousin would always stay the night over there. I would just wake up in the middle of the night and he was touching me.

51:23 Drew Okay. I got the whole picture. What's happening now?

51:25 I just want to know what are the chances of me actually no longer being a victim and overcoming them?

51:32 Drew You tell us.

51:33 I don't know.

51:35 Adam Well, you're in charge.

51:36 Drew It's a great question. A great way to put the question.

51:39 Adam Yeah. I mean statistically people that have...

51:42 I hate being statistic.

51:44 Adam What's that?

51:45 I hate being a statistic. That's why...

51:47 Adam Well, good. All right.

51:47 Drew Well, don't be.

51:48 Adam Fine. You don't have to be.

51:49 It's the whole thing. I'm trying. My heart is not to be, but it's like no matter what I do, I become a victim. I mean, I'm graduating early this year as a junior.

51:58 Adam You are?

51:58 Yeah. I'm graduating early as a junior.

52:00 Drew Are you doing drugs?

52:01 I used to. I stopped.

52:03 Drew Why don't you get, in my experience, one of the ways and it's certainly the most cost-efficient way of doing this is getting to some recovery. That relationship with a sponsor, a really diligent program of recovery, can sometimes do a lot for this kind of thing. The kind of changes you can initiate in yourself, can sometimes be profound in the recovery process.

52:24 The only thing is that this is like my first step in actually getting help. There's only very few people that know everything I've gone through.

52:32 Drew Yeah, but again, in a sponsor relationship in sobriety that nobody has to know.

52:36 Adam Well, how long have you been sober, Louisa?

52:39 For over a year now. I haven't had anything to drink, no drugs, no anything.

52:45 Caller Yeah.

52:46 But I mean, that's something I did for myself. I figured if I'm not going to be a statistic, I had to help myself.

52:52 Caller All right.

52:53 Adam So you did well in school. You're going to graduate early.

52:56 Drew Wait a minute. Both of you guys are just missing my recommendation to her.

52:59 Adam Well, who cares? It must not be important.

53:00 Drew Well, it's the way it's going to work, the way it's going to help her. Otherwise, she's just going to keep sort of clinging to small increments of change and white-knuckling away through things as opposed to making real internal change.

53:11 Adam Now, what should she go to?

53:12 Drew AA.? Yeah, go to AA. Otherwise, get a therapist and start doing the work three days a week and pay a fortune.

53:18 Adam Are you going off to college somewhere?

53:19 Yes. I'm going to Central Arizona College. Huh?

53:23 Adam What is that?

53:24 At Coolidge, Arizona.

53:25 Adam Oh, Coolidge.

53:26 That's a beautiful idea.

53:27 Adam Oh, yeah. I know that part of Arizona. They got a lot of dirt out there, right?

53:30 Yes. Tons of stuff.

53:31 Adam Beautiful country. If you like dirt, Arizona is your state, you know? Put that right on the flag. The dirt state. All right. Well, at least you're going off to college. What the hell month are we?

53:45 Drew We have tons of health services at college. I'll tell you that. Kids don't take advantage of what's there. You can go to the mental health service department, get a therapist and start work.

53:51 Adam All right. But see, I'm not so worried about her because she's been sober for a year. She's graduating early. She's asking all the right questions.

53:58 Drew She's not out of control, but she's a great example of how entrenched, how difficult change can be with people that have very serious internal emotional problems.

54:06 Adam All right.

54:08 Drew She needs help.

54:09 Caller Yeah, yeah.

54:10 Adam Leah?

54:10 Drew Yeah.

54:11 Adam You're 19?

54:12 Drew Yeah.

54:12 Adam You should have seen the look on Minka's face when we told her the show was another hour, by the way. How priceless is that true? Minka was like, how long break? In honest, five minutes. Five minutes? Yeah. And then what? Well, we got another hour. Hour?

54:32 Drew No, no, I was like, huh?

54:36 Adam I mean, what a puss, Minka had on. It's like, holy Christ. They don't do Harry Carrey in Korea, do they? That's just Japanese, right?

54:43 Minka What do you mean?

54:44 Adam How do you guys kill yourself in Korea? Is OD on kimchi or what do you do? Do you have a good way to kill yourself in Korea? You know, a ceremonial way?

54:53 Minka Yeah, but I have to have all the time. I make myself. I never buy store kimchi.

54:58 Adam No, no. All right.

54:59 Minka But I'm long answer. I understand.

55:02 Adam No, I'm asking, you know what suicide is? Where you kill yourself? You know what I'm saying? In Korea, how do they do that? They got their own way of doing it?

55:13 Drew Harry Carrey?

55:15 Adam Yeah, like in Japan, they do the Harry Carrey.

55:17 Minka Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:18 Adam Korea, you guys got your own? You do like a hangy-hangy or something? No? Nothing good?

55:23 Drew No special.

55:24 Adam Nothing special?

55:25 Drew Okay. I have a question.

55:27 Adam I ask all the guests, you know, how do you kill yourself where you're from?

55:30 Drew Korean patients I've had, shame is a big deal. Shame, everything's shame, shame, shame, shame.

55:35 Adam Don't bring the show down. How dare you?

55:36 Drew Relax.

55:37 Caller Oh, Christ.

55:38 Drew Is, is, were you raised with that kind of notion?

55:42 Minka Yeah.

55:42 Drew About shame? Do your chosen profession, now the things you choose to do, would that bring shame if you were back in Korea?

55:49 Minka Yeah.

55:50 Drew Is that a problem?

55:51 Minka No, no problem.

55:52 Drew You have family in Korea?

55:54 Minka Yeah.

55:55 Drew Do they know what you do?

55:58 Minka Yeah, they know, but they don't say anything.

56:01 Drew No shame.

56:02 Minka Because they don't pay my bill.

56:04 Adam How do they know?

56:04 Drew Why did you tell them?

56:06 Minka They're scaring me all the time when they came to visit my house. They're like, what's going on?

56:12 Adam Listen, you own a chain of quick lube outlets. Why the boobs keep getting bigger? What's up with that?

56:21 Drew But no shame. No problem.

56:23 Minka No problem.

56:24 Adam All right. Thanks, Drew. Thanks for trying to do that. Listen, I'm curious. How dare you, sir?

56:29 Drew I'm not.

56:29 Adam How dare you attack my guest?

56:31 Drew Not attacking. I'm just curious.

56:32 Adam We have the number one Asian big boob queen in here, and you start throwing all your rigmarole on her.

56:39 Drew Listen, I have Korean patients when they take a little too much medicine. They're so ashamed. It just takes months to talk them out of it.

56:45 Adam No, I don't view Koreans that way. When I think of Korea, I think of us getting beat in the Korean conflict, and I think of these guys on the roofs of the liquor stores. They're shooting at the blacks when they try to mob during the riots. That's what I think of when I think Koreans.

57:00 Minka I think tough. I see a lot of newspapers.

57:01 Adam They're tough people, those Koreans. They have thick skin. That's why they can have bigger boobs over there. Leah?

57:07 Yeah.

57:08 Adam All right. What's up with you?

57:09 First of all, I want to say that I love you guys so much.

57:12 Adam Thank you.

57:13 A really good friend of mine worked with you, Dr. Drew, on that Drive Me Crazy thing that you did.

57:17 Drew Oh, no kidding.

57:18 Yeah. He was a satellite engineer.

57:20 Drew Oh, fantastic.

57:21 And I've got about 20 of your care packages.

57:23 Drew Oh, wow.

57:23 And I've got an autograph book for you guys and everything. But I did want to know about three years ago, my mom put me on a depot shot, and I got maybe one or two shots.

57:35 I don't think I got the third.

57:37 And I haven't had my period since. And it's been about three years.

57:41 Drew Have you seen a doctor by the way?

57:42 I've seen two different doctors.

57:44 Drew And?

57:45 And the first one was just my regular family doctor. And it was about six months afterwards. And he said, well, just wait for it to work out of your system.

57:53 Drew And the other one?

57:53 The other one said, it's the shot.

57:56 Wait for it to work out of your system.

57:57 And that was after about a year and a half.

57:59 Drew Was that a gynecologist?

58:02 I was down in Salt Lake City. And I went to a doctor there. I didn't even really know him.

58:07 Drew You really should see a gynecologist. Sometimes there needs to be sort of a hormonal kickstarting. Like they may put you on the pill for a couple cycles or something.

58:16 I heard you talking to a girl last week who was talking about pre-menopause.

58:20 Drew Yeah, well, premature menopause, premature ovarian failure. And I doubt that's what you have. I really do.

58:25 Adam Hey, Leah.

58:26 Drew But again, it's important to know why you're not menstruating. If it is indeed due to the shot, that's important to get things going.

58:32 Or I figure I'm popping out a four-year-old.

58:34 Drew No, or there are other reasons for what's called oligomentary or amenorrhea. And it needs to be evaluated. I'm sure they can restart it, too.

58:42 Adam How old's your mom? I could get that period going.

58:44 My mom is, she just turned 47.

58:47 Adam Yeah. Do you have an older brother or sister?

58:50 No, I have a younger sister.

58:51 Adam That's it, huh? But she got you right on the depot at 16, huh?

58:56 Yeah. I had a really bad relationship with an ex-boyfriend who, like, I'd say he raped me. He said he didn't. And...

59:03 Adam Well, you gotta believe him.

59:03 And I told my mom, and my mom put me on the pill at first, and I couldn't remember to take it. So then she just dragged me in and put me on the shot.

59:10 Adam Yeah, that's what I like. I'm gonna start... I'll tell you, if I have a girl, I'm gonna have a tranquilizer gun, you know, in case she tries to get away from me.

59:19 Drew Fill with depo.

59:20 Adam Fill with depo, yeah. Hit her down the driveway. Yeah, I'll shoot her, like, you know, and then I'll tag her, put one of those radio transmitters on her, so I can follow her migration.

59:30 Drew Can I borrow that?

59:31 Adam You like to use that?

59:32 Caller Yeah. Thank you. All right.

59:34 Adam Minka, what kind of birth control you need to use in the adult film industry?

59:38 Minka This is what I'm gonna ask you, doctor. Yeah. What's her name? Whatever. So anyway, no period. That's why I don't understand.

59:50 Drew You don't have a period?

59:52 Minka Usually I shot.

59:54 Drew Depo Provera shot? That makes your period go away.

59:57 Minka What?

59:57 Drew That makes your period go away.

59:58 Minka Already five months, no period.

1:00:00 Drew Yeah. No. First, you bleed for three months.

1:00:02 Adam Don't talk about Minka bleeding.

1:00:04 Drew First, you have a bunch of bleeding and then stops, yes?

1:00:06 Minka But I'm very scared to shot again.

1:00:10 Drew Yeah.

1:00:11 Minka So I stopped five months ago.

1:00:12 Adam You're scared of the shot?

1:00:15 Minka Not because I don't want to get in wait. Because I saw so many girls. This business, a lot of girls, they shot.

1:00:23 Drew Virginia.

1:00:23 Minka Not Virginia. Business. But when I saw most of the girls, they getting wait. Really.

1:00:28 Drew They get wait. With the shot.

1:00:30 Minka Yeah. So I stopped five months ago.

1:00:33 Adam Minka, you don't take, this is a compliment, but you have no ass to put a needle in. You know, you don't have enough ass to shoot. They have to shoot you somewhere else.

1:00:42 Minka No, I mean, I don't like getting wait. Yeah.

1:00:45 Adam Oh, you can't gain wait.

1:00:46 Minka Oh, really, that is getting wait.

1:00:48 Adam Yeah, you could gain a couple of pounds. You'll be all right. You'd still be a number one Asian.

1:00:52 Drew Still no period?

1:00:53 Minka No.

1:00:53 Drew Still no period now.

1:00:54 That's why.

1:00:55 Drew Sometimes they put you back on pill for a month to get it going again. They can make it start up again. It's important to get it started again.

1:01:02 Adam I can get you going after the show.

1:01:04 You come out to the parking lot.

1:01:06 Adam Ten minutes in the parking lot. I gotta shake that period loose.

1:01:09 Unacceptable.

1:01:10 Adam Yeah, I'll get it loose.

1:01:11 Drew Usually within six months it returns. Six months usually it's back.

1:01:17 Adam Give your home address. You go over to Drew's house. Wait till he's eating. He mailed it.

1:01:22 Minka He mailed it.

1:01:23 Adam Oh, he's married. He should have two rings. One is not enough for the kind of noose your wife has your nuts in. Really, Drew, you need two rings. Is that possible?

1:01:33 Drew Well, this one's electrified.

1:01:33 Caller What are you talking about?

1:01:35 Adam You can't get out of the yard.

1:01:37 Drew What you do?

1:01:37 Adam Flick it off so you can get to work?

1:01:39 Drew It's not because of any noose that she has around me. It's how I choose to behave.

1:01:43 Adam No, there's a lot of guys who should be wearing half a wedding ring because of how they carry on. And if those guys should be wearing half a wedding ring, you should be wearing one around your waist.

1:01:54 Drew Just to signify as a symbol.

1:01:55 Adam It's like the collars they put on the dogs, the electronic collars. You get out of the yard, you get zapped. That's what you need, Drew.

1:02:03 Drew I don't need one, that's the point.

1:02:04 Caller Oh, okay.

1:02:06 Adam Annette?

1:02:07 Yeah.

1:02:07 Caller You're 19?

1:02:08 Yeah.

1:02:09 Drew What's up?

1:02:10 I'm 19 years old and I've never had an orgasm before, ever.

1:02:15 Adam Yeah, never, even with yourself?

1:02:19 No, no. And I want to know, like, if I should go to the doctor or?

1:02:24 Adam Yeah, sometimes they have sample orgasms lying around there, they'll be able to give you one. No charge, right, Drew?

1:02:30 Drew It's very common for women your age not to have had one. Okay, very common.

1:02:34 Adam Minka, when did you have your first orgasm?

1:02:38 Minka Orgasm, maybe, what?

1:02:40 Drew Hang on.

1:02:40 Adam Not you. I'm asking Minka. 19? Yeah. Do you have them during the sex?

1:02:47 Minka No sex.

1:02:48 Adam No, you did it to yourself?

1:02:50 Minka Yeah.

1:02:51 Caller Yeah, okay.

1:02:53 Adam Annette? Yeah. Yeah, you can get one. You got a boyfriend?

1:02:57 Yeah.

1:02:58 Adam Yeah, does he perform?

1:03:00 Drew No, he's not into him.

1:03:01 Adam No, you're not into the guy?

1:03:02 Yeah, like he's the only guy that I had sex with that, that really, like I like having sex with him, but he still doesn't get me one.

1:03:09 Adam Yeah, he doesn't get it for you, huh?

1:03:11 No.

1:03:12 Adam Boy, you know, it's weird the way Annette refers to the orgasm as if, as if it's at some corner store down the street. He's, honey, I'm getting a six pack and a pack of butts. You need an orgasm or anything? I'm going to pick up a hymen, orgasm and some nipples. You want something?

1:03:31 Drew And just realize that it's a physiology that's different in women and it has a lot to do with how you're feeling in the moment.

1:03:38 Adam Does he give you oral sex? He's a dynamite lover.

1:03:44 Drew You should absolutely not expect to have orgasm or intercourse. That's unrealistic.

1:03:48 He went down on me before for like 30 minutes and it didn't do anything to tell you the truth.

1:03:53 Adam Yeah. Hold on a second.

1:03:55 Caller I want to talk to Minka in the morning.

1:03:58 Adam And Drew, I don't know what number Dr. you are, but you're nowhere near the top ten.

1:04:03 Caller I'll tell you that. Thank you.

1:04:06 Adam No, no. She's kind of, I don't think of her as like, I don't want to say cold and calculated, but there's a certain distance that she has about this whole thing where she says, that he tried to get me an orgasm, he couldn't get me one, I never got one. And then he went down there for like a half hour, I didn't feel anything, so he came back up. Right. It's not like they're talking about sex. I mean, she's like a man. This is how a man talks about sex. I got some, I got one of these, I did this, I didn't get that. But women don't usually speak in these terms.

1:04:43 Drew When they think about it in those terms, or try to make it happen in those terms, it doesn't.

1:04:48 Adam But Annette doesn't sound bitter or angry or too screwed up. I'm just wondering where she got all that stuff. Annette?

1:04:56 Drew Yeah.

1:04:57 Adam What's your mom a lesbian?

1:04:59 Oh, no.

1:05:00 Adam No.

1:05:01 No.

1:05:01 Caller How about your dad?

1:05:02 No.

1:05:03 Adam Not a lesbian?

1:05:03 No.

1:05:04 Adam Religious people?

1:05:06 Yeah. Catholic. My mom's Catholic.

1:05:09 Caller Yeah.

1:05:09 Adam Did they hit you over the head with it?

1:05:11 Caller No.

1:05:12 No.

1:05:12 Adam Didn't work you too good on that?

1:05:14 No.

1:05:15 Adam You seem a little... Are you a big gal?

1:05:16 Caller Overweight? Husky?

1:05:17 No. No. I'm about 110, like 5'1, 5'2.

1:05:21 Drew She's been reading too many Cosmos.

1:05:22 Caller Yeah.

1:05:23 Adam What's up? You seem a little distant. Do you like men?

1:05:27 Drew Yeah. I like men.

1:05:28 Adam No.

1:05:29 Drew She can't connect with that. It's not right for her. And she expects it all to happen without that.

1:05:34 Adam Yeah.

1:05:35 Drew What you're picking up on is that she's not really, really involved in this relationship. Even though she thinks she is, she really isn't. And the fact that she is, her body is telling her that she is.

1:05:43 Adam It doesn't seem like you're in love, Annette.

1:05:45 I've never been in love to tell her.

1:05:46 Drew There you go.

1:05:46 Adam You've never been in love. Why not?

1:05:48 Drew Why not?

1:05:50 I don't want to, like, get hurt to tell you the truth.

1:05:52 Drew When have you gotten hurt?

1:05:54 It hurt.

1:05:54 Drew When have you gotten hurt?

1:05:56 Oh, I've never been hurt, like, before. A guy, like, really, really bad. But I had a taste of it before, so I really...

1:06:02 Drew What happened?

1:06:03 Oh, just a lot of times, my ex-boyfriend left me for another girl, but well, for his ex-girlfriend and that really kind of...

1:06:09 Drew All right, well, this closed-off emotional piece of you is where all the orgasms are.

1:06:14 Adam Yeah, that's where they're hiding. The same drawer you keep your heart and your soul, baby. That's where you keep your orgasms and your socks. Yeah. Where's your dad?

1:06:23 Oh, well, he really doesn't talk to me.

1:06:25 Drew There you go.

1:06:26 Adam There you go.

1:06:27 Drew That's the ultimate hurt right there.

1:06:29 Adam Dad abandoned you. Dad left the family and he neglected you and he broke your heart. And now you're not going to let another man break your heart.

1:06:39 Drew No.

1:06:40 Adam So you don't get close.

1:06:41 Drew No, not really.

1:06:42 Adam I mean, you may have sex, but you don't get emotionally close.

1:06:44 Drew That vulnerability, that being out of control, being that close, all that is stuff you're afraid of, and that's where it all is.

1:06:49 Adam That's where the orgasm is. And you're not going to risk that, so you don't have the orgasm either.

1:06:55 Drew That's it.

1:06:55 Adam See what we're saying?

1:06:56 Drew It's not something you get at the 7-Eleven. All right.

1:07:00 Adam So you can't, you got to, you got to, you got to let, let your guard down a little. You got to fall in love and then you'll find your orgasm.

1:07:07 Okay.

1:07:08 Adam All right.

1:07:08 Okay. Thanks.

1:07:09 Adam All right.

1:07:10 Drew Good times.

1:07:11 Adam Ain't never going to happen. It's not, you see, you know what I love about this show? I'll tell you what I love about this show.

1:07:17 Drew What do you love about this show, Adam?

1:07:18 Adam I'll tell you what I love about the show. Minka, can I tell you what I love about this show? Yeah.

1:07:22 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:07:23 Adam Minka's had enough of me. But Minka, let's get that website out of here.

1:07:26 Drew You might call it an asshole.

1:07:27 Adam www.minkatriplex.com. I had to point out to Minka when she almost collapsed and we told her to do another hour. I told her that website was getting plenty hits. Plenty of those hits make you plenty of money. You understand that, right? Minka doesn't like money, but...

1:07:45 Drew After the show.

1:07:47 Adam We nailed that call. I mean, you know, I don't like to force too much smoke up my own ass, but we really did nail that call. Whatever her problems were, we got to her dad. We got to her dad abandoning her. We got to the distance, she feels, from man. We got to her sort of closed off, cold nature. And we told her what her problem was exactly. We don't do it all the time, but in that particular call, we got right to the crux of it and told her everything she needed to know.

1:08:13 Drew And she could care less.

1:08:14 Adam She could care less and she'll do nothing about it. But that is her answer, right there. Alright, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Minka, you still in love with me?

1:08:25 Minka Yeah.

1:08:25 Adam Yeah, yeah. You find me attractive?

1:08:28 Drew No.

1:08:29 Caller Uh oh.

1:08:30 Drew That was a worse post than the extra hour on radio.

1:08:32 Adam Yeah, that was worse. It was like she bit into something bad. Can't people even lie anymore in this show just for radio?

1:08:40 Drew No, when they're repulsed. It's a sort of visceral response they have. We don't keep setting them up like that.

1:08:45 Adam I swear to Christ.

1:08:45 Drew Carmen Electra almost vomited when you asked her that.

1:08:47 Yikes.

1:08:49 Adam I know. But I think to be fair to Carmen, she'd been up a long time. She was on some medication. I think she wasn't feeling good.

1:08:56 Drew People were a little blown.

1:08:58 Adam But, Drew, am I right? The last five women who have been on this show, I've asked if they were attracted to me and they've all just made a look. I mean, and then later they sort of backpedal, but it's that initial puss they put on that I'm trying to take a crap, and I bit into something bitter at the same time look that.

1:09:16 Yeah.

1:09:17 Drew I'm sorry, Adam. Minka's not backing down either.

1:09:21 Adam You know, I got to totally, you know what I realized about myself? I think I think of myself as totally different than other people think of me. I think of myself as a nice guy who's attractive.

1:09:28 Drew That you're literally a millionaire, you're a superstar, all these things you think of yourself, but you're old.

1:09:33 Adam I'm old.

1:09:33 Drew You're past your prime.

1:09:34 Adam I know. People don't like me. I got to really start hanging. You know what I need? I got to give myself a posse because I need to hang around with people who make me feel good about myself. All these other a-holes I hang out with try to ground me. Like you, man. You're trying to bring me down.

1:09:52 Drew Here's what I like. I'm your buddy except I'm not.

1:09:55 Adam No. That's it. I'm getting a posse. You know what a posse is, Minka? I don't know. You don't need one. You got a posse attached to your rib cage. I got to get my own posse. No more. That's it. Getting a posse. We'll be back.

1:10:12 This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:10:38 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. We're here tonight with the number, number seven Asian big boob queen, 767?

1:10:54 Minka One, one.

1:10:54 Adam Number one. That's right. The number one Asian big boob queen. You say it. Say it for us, Minka. Say it for us.

1:11:01 Minka Number one.

1:11:03 Adam Yes. Number one what?

1:11:05 Minka Minka. Yes.

1:11:07 Adam Put it in a sentence. Say the whole thing as one. Like you told me, the strip club.

1:11:13 Minka Olympic Garden.

1:11:16 Adam See this, now picture us having this conversation, Drew.

1:11:19 Drew With rap playing behind you.

1:11:23 Adam No, with, with Warren.

1:11:24 Drew Cherry pie.

1:11:25 Adam Cherry pie playing so loud you couldn't hear the person next to you. Now imagine the conversation that was going on. Repeat after me.

1:11:33 Drew One of you guys mind-melded. It was only when he could communicate.

1:11:35 Adam Minka, you say this, you repeat after me. Number one Asian big boob queen.

1:11:41 Minka Number one Asian big queen.

1:11:44 Adam No, no, you missed the boob. You dropped the boob. No, no, you can't add it at the end. You gotta do it again. Number one Asian big boob queen.

1:11:52 Minka Number one Asian big boob queen.

1:11:55 Drew She didn't say that to you though.

1:11:57 Adam She did.

1:11:58 Drew No, she can't even say it now, repeating you.

1:12:00 Adam She was. She was drunk. She talks better when she's drunk or maybe I listen better. What did you tell me? You told me your number one Asian big boob queen, right? Yeah. Yeah, when we're in the Olympic Gardens. And she explained to me in a very scientific manner, why men are attracted to her. And you would need to refresh your course on that, Drew. I have huge breasts and I'm skinny. I'm not fat. That's right, right? Did you think that was you for a minute?

1:12:25 Minka Yeah.

1:12:26 Adam Yeah, see? All right, we will. Oh, Minka, now this is another way. I tell you, Minka, you peel her like an onion. She just keeps going. She's doing a movie that's coming out with Tony Hawk and Pancharello, Erica Strada, right?

1:12:41 Minka Yeah, it already came out.

1:12:43 Adam Oh, it already came out?

1:12:44 Minka Last month.

1:12:45 Adam I gotta watch that. It's called Destroying America. And you know, I should have asked, I had a gut feeling that Tony Hawk and Minka had paired up on a project. I think, like all of us...

1:12:57 Drew You trust your instincts when you think someone's been cheating on you. We've made that point many times.

1:13:00 Adam You assume... no, I didn't mean it that way, but it seems, it's such a natural fit. Skateboarding, big boob novelty sex. You know what I mean? Like, you figure, you could see, you knew it was a matter of time before Tony Hawk and Minka hooked up on a project. That's all I'm saying, right, Drew? Jason?

1:13:20 Yeah.

1:13:20 Adam You're 15.

1:13:21 Caller Yeah, Adam, yeah, it's an honor to be talking to you in Minka. Um, I got this problem with my penis.

1:13:31 Drew For Minka? Yeah.

1:13:33 Adam You want me to make an answer?

1:13:36 Drew Jason?

1:13:36 Adam Jason?

1:13:37 Caller Yeah.

1:13:38 Adam What's wrong with your penis?

1:13:41 Caller You know what a bidet is?

1:13:43 Adam Yes.

1:13:44 Caller Yeah, I, uh...

1:13:45 Drew No, whatever it is, he didn't do it. I know.

1:13:48 Adam You burnt yourself in a bidet?

1:13:50 Caller No, last weekend.

1:13:51 Drew Yeah. I've never used one before.

1:13:53 Adam You burnt yourself on the cold jet of water that hit you in the ass?

1:13:57 Drew Yeah, since when do they have hot water?

1:13:59 Adam Well, they have warm water. No, no, no.

1:14:00 Caller It was boiling. Yeah.

1:14:03 Adam They can warm that water up in a bidet.

1:14:05 Caller I mean, it's getting better now, but like, if I walk certain ways, I get burned.

1:14:12 Drew Well, you have it. It's a burn. What do you expect?

1:14:14 Adam Hit you in the penis?

1:14:15 Caller Yeah, I'm a little worried down there.

1:14:17 Adam What were you doing on the bidet?

1:14:19 Caller Uh, you know, I'm not...

1:14:22 Adam All right, listen...

1:14:22 That's a damn lie and you know it!

1:14:24 Adam Listen, you're gonna make up a call. Make up a call. I was like, what were you doing on the bidet? Say, you know, let's say you went on vacation with your folks. You stayed in a nice hotel in New York, and it was sitting in there, and you had a few beers. You didn't know. You know, say something. I mean, Jesus Christ, you retard. You're going to call up the show and make something up. Fine. Just do it. Have a story.

1:14:50 Drew Don't just go, uh... You ever do any comedy maneuvers with a bidet?

1:14:57 Adam You know. Retards.

1:15:00 Caller I hate everyone who calls this show.

1:15:02 Adam Not you, baby. No. I'm going to Koreatown with you tomorrow. Yeah. I'm the mayor of Koreatown. Did you know that?

1:15:10 Caller Yeah.

1:15:11 Adam I like that Korea, because it has that yin-yang flag, right?

1:15:16 Minka Yin-yang is Chinese.

1:15:17 Caller Yeah.

1:15:17 Adam Well, what is that Korean flag? Isn't that the yin-yang thing? Is that that thing?

1:15:22 Minka Yeah.

1:15:23 Caller Yeah.

1:15:23 Adam That's the yin and the yang.

1:15:26 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:27 Adam They got a little circle in there or something. What do they do? Oh, they got those... Yeah, they got those little bars around the circle, the yin-yang thing. Like it's a cartoon and it's moving. Is that how they make it? It's like it's vibrating? What are these bars on the Korean flag? This will be a good one, Drew. These, you know, these, the symbol of this? You know what it means? Who did it? Betsy Ross do that too?

1:15:50 Minka I don't know.

1:15:51 Adam No. You don't know who did it? I wonder if other countries know who did the flag. No. All right. Now, you don't know any of this stuff, right? You know, what this symbolizes, those little bars and nothing? You know what we're talking about? Korean flag. Flag?

1:16:06 Minka Yeah, I know.

1:16:06 Caller Yeah.

1:16:07 Minka Okay.

1:16:07 Adam Don't know what that is.

1:16:08 Caller Okay.

1:16:09 Adam Do you think she doesn't know, Drew, or do you think she doesn't know what I'm talking about?

1:16:12 Drew I don't know what you're talking about.

1:16:13 Caller Yeah, really?

1:16:14 Drew First of all, you need a better picture.

1:16:15 Adam I do?

1:16:16 Caller All right.

1:16:16 Adam Drew, draw a good Korean flag for Minka. Liz, are you wearing your Korean flag underwear, Drew? You could just drop your pants.

1:16:23 Drew No.

1:16:23 Caller Okay.

1:16:25 Adam And by the way, Drew, how do you know so much about the Korean flag?

1:16:28 Drew I don't.

1:16:29 Caller Okay.

1:16:30 Adam Liz, you're 28.

1:16:32 Caller What's up?

1:16:34 I get turned on by gangbang porn movies and like those catfight movies. And you had talked to a caller, it was a guy, I don't know, it's like maybe a couple weeks ago. And he was saying he was feeling embarrassed by being turned on by that. And I feel the same way, plus I'm a female. I'm thinking I should be like turned on by more romantic things. But I'm not.

1:17:06 Adam All right, baby, I'm not going to talk you out of it. That's all right. There's a handful of women that like their sex a little little naughtier than other gals. That's all right. Anything in your past we need to know about?

1:17:20 Um, no.

1:17:23 Adam Just a gang rape?

1:17:24 Drew Hang on a second. Wait, wait, wait. Adam, anything in your past we need to know about?

1:17:27 Adam Uh, no.

1:17:29 Drew Yeah. Okay.

1:17:30 Adam No. No, people can think about it. She's 28. She's been around the block. Anything bad?

1:17:37 Caller Well, okay, wait a minute.

1:17:39 Now, there were, I would say, you know, guys were rough.

1:17:42 Caller But I-

1:17:43 Adam All right. Well, maybe that's where it comes from then.

1:17:45 Caller Maybe.

1:17:46 Adam That's fine. But you're 28, the cement's dry, there's nothing you can do. Hey Minka, you ever do any gang-bang stuff, right?

1:17:54 Caller No, I don't.

1:17:54 Drew I don't like it.

1:17:56 Adam How does that work whenever I can yell the guest name out?

1:17:58 Minka I did two guys.

1:18:00 Adam You did two guys?

1:18:01 Caller Really?

1:18:03 Adam When was that? In the movie?

1:18:04 Minka No.

1:18:05 Adam Really? What's that movie called?

1:18:07 Minka Just many. Maybe.

1:18:09 Adam Thank Me, F Me, The Sequel?

1:18:10 Minka No, no. Different one. I forgot. So many.

1:18:13 Caller Oh, sure.

1:18:13 Adam Doing Ron Jeremy's like doing two guys.

1:18:16 Caller Right?

1:18:17 Adam He's got a penis and a half and three guts on him. He's got enough hair for two guys on his back. Alone, right? It's like being raped by a wildebeest, isn't it, that Ron Jeremy?

1:18:30 Caller Yeah.

1:18:31 Adam Finally, worse look than whether she was attracted to me. Not quite as bad, actually, as the look of whether she was attracted to me or not. Question. But sex with two guys.

1:18:42 Minka But just switch.

1:18:45 Adam They switch. Not at the same time.

1:18:47 Minka Not same time. I cannot handle that.

1:18:49 Caller No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

1:18:53 Adam No, no. Me too. Never again. That's what I have. I know I've said that before with the two guys, Drew, but this year, I mean it. That's one of my New Year's resolutions. No more pulling trains.

1:19:04 Drew I know you were compulsive to do that.

1:19:06 Adam I don't care how handsome they tell me I am. I don't care how many wine coolers they feed me. No more. No more two guys. From now on, they switch off. That's something of my new Minka policy.

1:19:16 Caller Right, Minka? All right.

1:19:18 Adam So these guys switched off.

1:19:19 Minka Switch.

1:19:19 Adam What movie is this? What's the name of it? You can't remember the name of any of your movies.

1:19:23 Minka What is that?

1:19:24 Adam Was Tony Hawk one of the guys?

1:19:26 Minka No, that is a regular movie.

1:19:28 Adam A regular movie.

1:19:29 Minka That is a regular movie.

1:19:30 Adam Regular. I see. All right. Hey, Liz?

1:19:32 Minka Yeah.

1:19:33 Adam Ramrods, I hear. Yeah, Ramrods. How did you know?

1:19:37 Minka Another movie.

1:19:37 Adam Yeah, a little bird told me. My scrotum whispered it to me.

1:19:42 Drew Maybe we should call the video store again and see if you can...

1:19:45 Adam Yeah. That's another humiliating experience.

1:19:47 Minka But one guy, just like you.

1:19:50 Adam One guy just like me, huh? Small penis?

1:19:52 Minka No, he's a Canadian.

1:19:54 Adam A Canadian guy.

1:19:55 Minka And then he's tall, just like you.

1:19:57 Adam That's right. Tall and handsome. Very handsome. Very handsome man. Handsome.

1:20:01 Caller Yes.

1:20:02 Adam Sometimes, what did I say? Nineteen times where she gave that honor? Handsome, handsome, handsome.

1:20:08 Caller Yeah.

1:20:09 Adam Now shut up. A Canadian guy, and he looked just like me. Nice. And then this one's called Ramrods. So, I can call the video store and say, If you're out of spank me, F me.

1:20:22 Minka You cannot find a video shop. You have to...

1:20:25 Adam I gotta go through Minka. All right, baby. I'll give you my home address. You send me some...

1:20:29 Drew What is your real name?

1:20:31 Adam Oh, you can't come true. How dare you?

1:20:33 Drew I'm just curious.

1:20:34 Adam How dare you? It's like asking a Superman to reveal himself to the public. How dare you, sir? Do you realize what you've been blinded?

1:20:44 Drew Certainly, people ask Superman.

1:20:45 Adam No, they do not. No, they do not. That's the point. You don't know. You wouldn't know Minka.

1:20:52 Drew In Korean, can you tell us your real name?

1:20:55 Minka No.

1:20:56 Caller No, she can't.

1:20:57 Adam All right. Liz, you're fine, baby.

1:21:01 Caller Oh, good.

1:21:01 Adam You keep watching them, that gang-raping porn.

1:21:04 Caller Yeah, okay.

1:21:05 Drew I'm a little worried about you being sort of...

1:21:07 Adam And...

1:21:07 Drew Nice victim roles you play.

1:21:08 Adam Okay, don't have any kids, right? Do you have any?

1:21:12 Drew No.

1:21:13 Caller Good, good girl.

1:21:14 Adam That's it, baby. Okay. You're doing good. Good times, right? Okay, baby. What's wrong with you? Come on, you make me feel bad.

1:21:22 No, no, it's okay.

1:21:24 But I mean, why...

1:21:26 Now, why are you glad I don't have kids?

1:21:29 Adam Just, you know, I don't want anyone to have kids.

1:21:32 Okay.

1:21:32 Adam I'd like Drew to give away one of his. I think that's too many.

1:21:35 All right.

1:21:36 Caller All right.

1:21:36 Adam You watch that gang-bang, you're fine.

1:21:38 Okay.

1:21:38 Caller All right.

1:21:38 Adam You take care. What do you do for a living?

1:21:41 Caller Oh, I don't want to tell you.

1:21:44 Adam You say cashier people know who you are.

1:21:47 Caller No, they might. I don't know.

1:21:49 Adam Okay. I can get back to Minka. Turns out one of the guys in Ramrod looked like a Canadian version of me.

1:21:57 Minka But he's got a little same as your hair, but a little shorter.

1:22:03 Drew He has a little same as you.

1:22:04 Adam He's got a little penis.

1:22:06 Minka No, he's not small.

1:22:07 Adam No, not small.

1:22:08 Minka He's maybe seven inches.

1:22:09 Adam Seven inches. What about the other guy?

1:22:12 Minka Maybe six inches.

1:22:13 Adam See, it's in my contract that I have to have the biggest penis in the gang bang in the scene. Yeah, that's nice. That was okay. Now, did you do oral sex on one guy while the other guy had sex with you?

1:22:24 Minka Only I did that.

1:22:26 Caller Yeah?

1:22:26 Adam The manager said yes.

1:22:28 Caller Yeah?

1:22:29 Adam You give the oral sex to one guy and the other guy has sex with you, right? Then you switch around.

1:22:33 Minka Just switch. I cannot enter both.

1:22:35 Adam Yeah, not at the same time, no. You ever see those movies?

1:22:38 Drew No.

1:22:39 Adam That ain't good.

1:22:39 Drew No?

1:22:40 Adam No. And the thing about it is, is two guys, they might as well be doing each other. So, and then the scary part is, is one is going to finish first. Do you know what I mean? With the guys. And the guy that finishes first, the other guy gets a little heaping helping of that too. You do the math. I mean, you're both in the same place.

1:23:01 Drew Oh, at the same time?

1:23:03 Adam I'm saying, you try to park two cars.

1:23:05 Drew Wait a minute. How do they do that?

1:23:07 Adam You try to park two cars into a one-car garage, and you're going to trade a little paint.

1:23:11 Drew Oh my God.

1:23:12 Adam Do you see what I'm saying?

1:23:13 Drew Yeah. I didn't understand that that's what people actually did.

1:23:16 Adam Yeah. They go into the same area.

1:23:18 Drew That is bizarre.

1:23:19 Adam Well, some of the guys, the more genteel types, one goes cornhole, the other goes in the rain. Sir Walter Raleigh of the porn industry, they do that. But sometimes they go into the same hole.

1:23:32 Drew That's bizarre.

1:23:33 Adam It's bizarre for the guys. Well, it's a little bizarre for the director, I guess it's bizarre. It's bizarre for the gaffer, the caterers.

1:23:41 Drew The humans watching this?

1:23:43 Adam Yeah. I'm not into that thing because I don't like to see the two guys, it's like they're trying to start a fire with their penis. They're rubbing the thing together like a boy scouts rubbing sticks. And then like I said, the one guy will pull out and finish off and he'll just go all over the other guy's leg.

1:24:00 Drew Where are we going here? Are we on break now? No. This is one of our off air conversations.

1:24:07 Adam Oh it is?

1:24:07 Drew This is it. Well, I'm glad somebody heard one of them.

1:24:11 Adam Now Drew has drawn a beautiful Korean flag.

1:24:16 Minka Yeah, very close.

1:24:17 Adam Very close. We're going to find out from Minka what these lines around this thing mean. What the significance is. You don't know? You forgot? Okay. Well, she was a big tennis star. She didn't spend too much time in school.

1:24:30 Minka Only I know tennis and tennis ball.

1:24:33 Adam Yeah, you know tennis ball. This Korean flag, this yin-yang, looks like a tennis ball. Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a little break. I got to get these videos from you Minka.

1:24:43 Minka Okay.

1:24:43 Adam No, I mean tonight.

1:24:44 Minka Tonight?

1:24:45 Caller Yeah.

1:24:45 Adam You got some in your car?

1:24:47 Caller Come on.

1:24:47 Adam Don't you guys have some in your car?

1:24:49 Minka I can give you dim sum.

1:24:51 Adam Dim sum?

1:24:53 Minka Dim sum.

1:24:54 Adam Dim sum?

1:24:55 Minka I give you one.

1:24:56 Adam You got some? Okay. Hold on. You got kimchi or dim sum in your car?

1:24:59 Minka Dim sum.

1:25:00 Adam In the car?

1:25:01 Minka Yeah.

1:25:01 Adam You carry food in your car?

1:25:03 Minka Yeah. I went to video shop, video warehouse.

1:25:08 Adam And you bought pot stickers?

1:25:10 Minka I bought some lot of video today. Okay.

1:25:13 Adam Well, you know, Drew, Drew, I eat it. Listen, either I'm getting porn or I'm getting pot stickers. And I don't care at this point. They both sound good. You know? Just want to make sure I don't eat the wrong one. All right. We'll be back.

1:25:25 Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm back in a minute.

1:26:01 Adam Yes, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Tonight, we're joined by Minka, number one Asian big boob queen. And Drew, did you bring the needle and thread with you? For? I'm going to pull my dick off when I get home. I need to have that sewn back on. Do you have that?

1:26:20 Drew No, but I'm a true USOI kid at home.

1:26:24 Adam Yeah, I'm thinking about putting like butterfly bandages on. Should I keep it on till I pack it nice? Till I get here? Maybe we can take a look at it. Minka's went out, got me a couple of movies from the car. See, you always ask. I know most people don't think to ask, but when Larry Flint comes in here, I say, what he got on you?

1:26:43 Caller He goes, some Busty out in the trunk of that.

1:26:48 Adam Could you get it, Larry? There he is. Dimsum, Eating Chinese. You see, this is the kind of movie that I feel goofy about, renting in front of the Oriental guy who's standing there. You see what I mean? I'm getting the dimsum, where Minka's in a, she's in like a rice bowl. She's on a walk, she's in one of those-

1:27:09 Minka Wudong.

1:27:10 Adam She's in a wudong. They got the chopsticks in the background. This is poor taste, Minka, I must say. She's in one of those bowls, you sip the, what the hell is that soup, the miso soup out of, basically. She's floating in it, and there's a stamp, like anal, on it. But it's kind of one of those stamps, it's like, now with anal, like you'd put on a vitamin pack, like, you know, they had a multivitamin, now with zinc, but with anal.

1:27:43 Drew Super power.

1:27:44 Adam Super anal power. Now, now energized with anal. So I got dim sum over here. It's Minka and, yeah, it's Suzy Suzuki, oh, I see, Suzy Suzuki and China Moon is in this, and Kia.

1:28:01 Minka Yeah.

1:28:01 Adam Does she know that's the name of a horrible car?

1:28:04 Minka Yeah.

1:28:04 Adam She don't want to call herself Mercedes, Porsche or anything.

1:28:07 Minka They make the name.

1:28:08 Caller Yeah.

1:28:08 Adam How low is your self-esteem when you start calling yourself Kia? So Pinto or something, or Vega.

1:28:14 Caller All right.

1:28:14 Adam In the other movie Minka has brought for me is The Twin Peaks of Mount Fuji.

1:28:23 Caller It just keeps going.

1:28:25 Adam Hey, that's what I love about the porn industry. They're into politically correct. And again, Mount Fuji is in Japan, right? You're Korean. I keep telling everybody. They keep trying to make you out. They make you out to be Japanese. I don't like that. I think it's a slap in the face.

1:28:41 Minka Japanese is very open-minded sex. But in Korea, very small.

1:28:45 Adam Very small. Small penis?

1:28:47 Minka No, small mind.

1:28:48 Adam Small mind. All right. Yeah. Do you do the double of the two guys in this one?

1:28:55 Minka No, only one guy.

1:28:56 Drew No, this is the one for the pow.

1:28:58 Adam Is this with the two guys?

1:28:59 Minka One guy.

1:28:59 Adam No, one guy. But if I watch them both at the same time, it's two guys, right? Okay. Good. Again, Drew, I really mean I'm going to have a VCR installed halfway up my staircase. One upstairs, one downstairs. I like to do a little work in between sometimes.

1:29:13 Drew I'm going to put a call to the paramedics about 6 a.m. this morning.

1:29:16 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I'll be bleeding pretty good for the next... All right.

1:29:20 Drew Hammering.

1:29:21 Adam Let's talk to Paul.

1:29:23 Hey, what's up? What's up, Adam?

1:29:24 Adam What's up?

1:29:25 Hey, I found out what that Korean flag stuff means.

1:29:28 Caller Yeah.

1:29:28 Adam What do those two lines mean? Drew thinks it means the circle is vibrating.

1:29:32 Caller Yeah.

1:29:32 Well, yeah, there...

1:29:34 Caller it's not that, but...

1:29:35 Drew There's four sets of lines around the circle.

1:29:37 Caller Right.

1:29:37 Drew And they stand for heaven, fire, water, and earth. Oh, there you go.

1:29:41 Adam Yes.

1:29:41 And then the yin-yang is just the yin-yang.

1:29:43 Drew And some guy named Young Hill Park came up with the...

1:29:46 Adam The picture for the Dodgers, right?

1:29:48 Caller Yeah, something like that. All right.

1:29:50 Adam Well, there you go.

1:29:51 Caller Thank you.

1:29:51 Caller You see that, Minka?

1:29:52 Adam You learn something every day.

1:29:54 Caller And you guys are great.

1:29:55 Adam Thank you.

1:29:56 Caller All right.

1:29:56 Adam So, yeah.

1:29:57 Drew Thanks, Paul.

1:30:00 Adam We do have some small... Small listeners. Doug?

1:30:03 Drew Yeah.

1:30:03 Caller Hi, guys.

1:30:04 Adam You're 20.

1:30:05 Caller And I'm 28. Oh, I'm sorry.

1:30:07 Drew Who? Do you recognize this voice?

1:30:09 Adam Do you know this voice?

1:30:10 Drew Yeah.

1:30:10 Yeah, this is me.

1:30:11 Adam Oh, this is our boy. Yeah, big boy.

1:30:12 I got a question for Drew real quick.

1:30:15 Adam Now, hold on a second. A little history on Doug. How does Doug get through so often? Doug is 6'2. He goes 275. He plays a washboard as a hobby. And he had a date. He had a date. He had sex with his brother's goat. And that was his original problem. But he's off the goat now, right, Doug?

1:30:34 Caller Yeah.

1:30:35 Adam All right. So what's up, bud?

1:30:37 Caller I've been hitching since Monday night down under.

1:30:40 Drew Well, you just had sex with a new partner last weekend, right?

1:30:43 Caller That's what I thought. And I think I picked up the craw.

1:30:46 Adam The craw?

1:30:46 Drew Yeah.

1:30:46 Caller My momma told you it looked like head lice.

1:30:51 Adam You gave your momma a little shot of what was going on?

1:30:53 Caller Hell no. She took a look at it. And my question is, I know I need to go to the doctor, but if I shaved it off, would it go away?

1:31:02 Drew No.

1:31:03 Caller It wouldn't look like lice?

1:31:04 Drew No. You need to get some cream for that.

1:31:07 Adam Hey, Doug, did you have sex with that nice young 45-year-old toothless lady that you picked up?

1:31:15 Caller It must be some kind of whore or something.

1:31:17 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, Doug, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but if you're getting some on the first date, there's a good chance there may be some crawling on it. You know what I'm saying?

1:31:27 Drew Well, that's just a good axiom for everyone, but is it, Doug, getting some on the first date?

1:31:32 Adam You just got done pulling out of your goat and zipped up your overalls and you're now heading on a date with a more mature gal. All right, Drew, but shaving himself wouldn't hurt, right?

1:31:44 Drew Yeah, it could irritate things even more.

1:31:46 Adam All right, and how many times I...

1:31:47 Drew He needs to go to see a... It's probably a bit of a crowd.

1:31:49 Adam How many times do I have to scream about this stuff being over the counter?

1:31:52 Drew I know. Not tonight. We have limited time. Jody 18.

1:31:56 Adam Prescription to get the crab juice.

1:31:57 Drew Hi, Jody, what's going on?

1:31:58 Caller Hey, I was just wondering, where's the G-spot on a guy?

1:32:02 Adam Alright, turn your radio down, brainiac.

1:32:04 Caller Okay.

1:32:06 Adam Minka, you ever found a G-spot on a guy? You know what a G-spot is?

1:32:10 Caller Yeah, Minka should know.

1:32:12 Adam Yeah, on a guy? It's that area where his legs connect and his balls are welded to, so it sticks out.

1:32:20 Drew No, guys don't have G-spots.

1:32:21 Adam The end looks like a kind of like the Korean flag if you stare at it long enough.

1:32:25 Drew And you guys, you guys...

1:32:27 Adam No, it's called the penis.

1:32:28 Caller Yeah, there's the G-spot.

1:32:29 Drew That's right.

1:32:30 Adam The refrigerator and the penis. That's it.

1:32:32 Caller Yeah.

1:32:32 Adam Just work around the end part. The other part's just there to hold that part up.

1:32:37 Caller Okay.

1:32:37 Adam Well, it's true. I mean, if you look at it, the shaft is just there to hold up the head.

1:32:41 Caller That's good for the guys, I guess.

1:32:43 Adam No, it's fine. No, no, we're fine. We'll do fine. We don't need your sympathy.

1:32:48 Drew It's a much simpler instrument.

1:32:49 Adam Yeah.

1:32:50 Caller Oh.

1:32:51 Drew The women are like Stradivarius. The guy's like a tuba.

1:32:53 Adam Yeah, we're more like a wash tub.

1:32:55 Caller Yeah.

1:32:56 Adam All right?

1:32:56 Caller Okay.

1:32:57 Adam All right, there.

1:32:58 Caller Thank you.

1:32:58 Adam Yeah, have fun with the penis.

1:33:00 Caller Oh, I will.

1:33:00 Adam All righty.

1:33:01 Caller Bye.

1:33:02 Caller All right.

1:33:03 Adam I gotta watch these movies. I gotta get a VCR in my car and watch while I drive.

1:33:09 Caller All right.

1:33:10 Adam Minka, the number 14 Asian big blue queen, what are you now?

1:33:15 Caller Number one?

1:33:16 Adam You say it for me.

1:33:17 Caller Say it for you? Yeah.

1:33:19 Adam Repeat after me. Number one Asian big boob queen.

1:33:22 Minka Number one big boob?

1:33:25 Adam No, no, no. Asian, Asian.

1:33:27 Minka Number one Asian big boob queen.

1:33:29 Adam Thank you. All right, there we go. Another fantastic show. The fabulous Minka. And you've heard me talk about her for months, and now she's here in the flesh. Thank you, Minka, for coming up. You are what? Minka, you are the... You are the...

1:34:24 Minka Minka.

1:34:26 Adam Minka, the...

1:34:27 Minka The Minka the what?

1:34:28 Adam Minka the number...

1:34:30 Minka One.

1:34:31 Adam Minka the...

1:34:32 Minka Number one, Asian, big, fast...

1:34:38 Caller No, no, no. Boob.

1:34:39 Minka Boob.

1:34:39 Adam I know. Go on.

1:34:40 Caller Go on.

1:34:40 Adam But string it all together. One, two, three. You are Minka the...

1:34:46 Minka Minka the...

1:34:49 What?

1:34:50 Adam Number one.

1:34:51 Minka Number one, big, Asian...

1:34:54 Adam No, no, no, no. Number one Asian big boob queen. Ready?

1:34:57 Caller Go.

1:34:59 Minka Minka, number one, Asian big boob girl. No, queen. Queen.

1:35:06 Adam Queen. One more time. One more time. Minka, the number one Asian big boob queen. Ready? Go.

1:35:13 Minka Minka, number one, Asian big boob queen. I'm not easy, okay?

1:35:23 Adam No, you're not. But we finished the show. Fantabulous. Drew, did Minka disappoint? Charming. Is she quaint?

1:35:31 Caller Yeah.

1:35:31 Adam Would you love to bring her home?

1:35:33 Caller Yeah.

1:35:33 Adam To your wife? He could sure ask it. All right, that is it. www.minkaxxx.com. Thanks a lot, Minka.

1:35:42 Minka Thank you.

1:35:43 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:47 Minka Number one, Asian big boob queen.

1:35:51 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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