Episode 1000754887203

0:55 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:04 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:06 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08 Voiceover Loveline.

1:10 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, facts number 310-8-5-4-4-4-4-5-5. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:23 Yeah? Yeah.

1:24 Adam Yeah. Tonight, our guest is Lit in the... Uh-oh, now I'm coming in and out. We... Say hi, by the way, guys.

1:35 Lit Hi.

1:35 Adam Hello.

1:36 Lit We... Two-fourths of Lit here.

1:38 Adam Lit is... Yeah, Lit is doing themselves a little rockumentary video. Well, what are you doing out there?

1:46 Lit Jeremy is doing a Fender guitar...

1:51 Lit Probably for their website and other various promotional uses.

1:56 Adam Yeah. And that's all this? That's what all this is about?

2:00 Lit Yeah, all that commotion in there.

2:01 Lit That's why everybody's whispering in the lounge.

2:03 Adam I just tripped over a bunch of stuff when I walked in. You guys were in here... All right, Drew, you want to take a guess?

2:11 Drew Six months.

2:12 Lit I remember.

2:14 Adam I would say six months, too, but I'm going eight.

2:18 Lit No.

2:21 Adam Five?

2:21 Lit September.

2:22 Lit September.

2:22 Drew All right, see?

2:23 Adam What is September? What is it?

2:27 Drew Eight.

2:28 Adam All right, good. I'm eight, fine. And... Seemed just like yesterday. TV show about eight months ago, too? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?

2:37 Drew They were on the TV show.

2:39 Adam Yeah.

2:39 Drew Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, sure.

2:41 Adam Oh, Drew, you're breaking my heart. You don't remember Lit from the TV show?

2:46 Lit Yeah, it was one of the first.

2:48 Drew I'm going to think I have...

2:49 Lit Oh, we were the first one of the first season.

2:50 Drew Yeah, I'm going to think we have a TV show.

2:53 Adam I keep forgetting myself. All right, stop throwing stuff around the studio. I can't remember who was in here a couple of nights ago, or maybe a couple of years ago. No, I think it's a couple of weeks back. Said they're going out on tour and they're going out with Lit.

3:10 And?

3:12 Drew Bad Religion?

3:13 Lit Yeah.

3:14 Adam Bad Religion.

3:14 Lit They went out with us.

3:16 Adam Yes.

3:16 Lit What?

3:17 Lit I'm just lying.

3:18 Lit Let's make up some stories.

3:19 Adam Wait a minute.

3:19 Lit I'm just funnin with you.

3:20 Adam Aren't you going to go out with Bad Religion?

3:23 Lit No.

3:23 Drew OK, it wasn't Bad Religion. It wasn't Bad Religion then.

3:26 Lit Was it No Doubt?

3:28 Yeah.

3:30 Adam Yeah, it was No Doubt.

3:31 Lit Yeah, we're going to take them out with us, let them open the show.

3:34 Adam Yeah.

3:34 Lit A lot of people haven't heard yet.

3:36 Adam Well, it's important that time of the show when people are coming in, they're getting settled, they're buying their beer, they're going to the bathroom, they want to hear something playing.

3:44 Lit And I thought No Doubt would be an entertaining band for that.

3:47 Adam Yeah, I mean, there's that walk and oftentimes a long walk from the parking lot to the venue, but you can still hear what's going on in the venue. And it's important to have a decent band playing while you're getting drunk in the parking lot and heading for the venue. So you guys were kind enough to bring out No Doubt. Okay, so it was No Doubt. All right, so tell us what's in store for Lit beside No Doubt in the next few months.

4:14 Lit Well, we've been out for 15 months already. That's enough. Yeah, and No Doubt asked us out for the summer, so couldn't turn that down. It's going to be fun.

4:22 Adam And any Warped tours or what are the other good ones?

4:29 Lit Yeah, no Warped tour, just No Doubt tour. And we actually have a new song we're going to play tonight in the second hour. Thank you. Thank you.

4:37 Lit Yeah, so be sure to stay tuned in to the whole entire show.

4:41 Adam Oh, they will.

4:42 Lit And I'm going to have questions for Dr. Drew that you're going to definitely want to pad and pencil.

4:46 Lit Really?

4:47 Lit Yeah, and you're definitely going to want to hear some answers.

4:50 Adam You had the lowered testicle question last time?

4:53 Lit That was last time, yeah. But I got two questions this time.

4:56 Adam Oh, really?

4:56 Drew What did we answer last time? That it was OK?

4:58 Lit Everything was normal.

4:59 Adam Yeah, a little asymmetry in the nads is perfectly natural, perfectly healthy, right, Drew?

5:04 Drew Yeah, absolutely. Is this something my kids are going to want to, is this something in here?

5:08 Lit Yeah, I guess.

5:09 Adam Drew's holing up a, what is that, Drew?

5:11 Drew It's a CD? Mini CD?

5:13 Lit We have a song on the new animated film coming out this summer called Titan AE and the song is called Over My Head, which we are going to be playing in the second half of the show. Of the show.

5:23 Drew Is that the new? Yeah.

5:25 Adam Who's doing this animated show or movie?

5:27 Drew It's Fox. Our kids are already getting into it. They're promoting the crap out of it already.

5:31 Adam Yeah.

5:31 Lit Happy Meals and whatnot.

5:32 Drew Yeah.

5:33 Adam It's a feature and what it looks like in action.

5:36 Drew It's like a computer meets animation.

5:38 Lit It's like this animated Star Wars type.

5:41 Lit Earth blowing up.

5:42 Lit Spaceship thing.

5:43 Adam There's no one I've heard of is in this movie. Just Matt Damon and Bill Pullman and Nathan Lane.

5:50 Lit So what are you saying?

5:51 Adam Jimmy and Gromwell and John Legasama.

5:53 Lit Never heard of them?

5:55 Adam Not any of them.

5:56 Lit One of those low budget films.

5:57 Adam All right. Let's get on.

5:58 Lit They spent a couple hundred bucks on this movie. It's going to be pretty good.

6:00 Adam Get on the phones and we'll hear some stuff from Lit coming up. David?

6:05 Yeah.

6:06 Adam You're 14?

6:07 Caller Yeah.

6:07 Adam What's up?

6:09 Caller Well, whenever I masturbate, the only way for me to ejaculate is to stick my finger up my butt.

6:17 Adam All righty. That's good. Now, how do you hold the magazine? I mean, I would put my finger up my butt, but I would end up wedging the entire VCR remote in there with it. That would be the problem. You know what I'm saying, David?

6:33 Caller Yeah.

6:33 Adam It's not practical. And Lord knows I couldn't masturbate and drive anymore.

6:39 Drew What is it you're asking?

6:40 Caller I'm asking if that's normal.

6:44 Drew If you're asking, do most people do it, no. But it doesn't indicate something specifically wrong. Okay.

6:51 Adam Yeah.

6:51 Drew What are you thinking about when you're doing this? What do you mean? I mean.

6:55 Adam Vietnam. What do you think you think he's thinking about? Oh, you're thinking about gals? Oh, good question, Drew. You think about the ladies or the gents?

7:05 Caller The guys.

7:07 Adam Oh, you're thinking about the guys?

7:08 Drew It's a bogus call.

7:09 Adam Yeah, it is.

7:09 Drew Yeah.

7:10 Adam All right. Sorry, David. Bye-bye. We've deemed you as bogus. All right?

7:13 All right.

7:14 Adam All right. Well, at least he took it like a man. Jared.

7:17 Oh, hey guys. What's up?

7:18 Adam You're 14. What's up?

7:20 Caller Adam, God, I totally love you.

7:23 Adam Thank you.

7:24 Caller You're like the most funny guy in the whole world.

7:25 Drew Except in his hand is a stack of e-mail full of venom and hatred. He apparently quipped poetically about something very racist and obnoxious. No, come on. That's making it worse.

7:42 Adam Well, it says here that some caller asked me, when was this?

7:48 Drew A couple of weeks ago? I remember it striking my ear harshly. Oh, please.

7:52 Adam Please. They said they were Hispanic, and I replied, your life is set. You can pull all these in high school and still get into Harvard. Now, that really doesn't sound like something I might say. Well, maybe it is. Well, I was just talking about the affirmative action thing there.

8:09 Drew I remember you saying it in passing. You were talking about something else, and we got to find that.

8:16 Adam Well, listen, that's how it works, right?

8:19 Drew No.

8:19 Adam Well, not all Ds, but you could get, let me ask you a question, Drew.

8:23 Drew Yeah.

8:24 Adam Let me just ask you. It makes no difference what your nationality is when it comes to getting into colleges?

8:33 Drew It did in the 70s.

8:34 Adam It doesn't now? You don't think so?

8:36 Drew Probably does. I know that at least there are concerns about it. All right.

8:41 Adam That makes a difference. But I don't think you could get Ds. But I was just using a little exaggeration there for the sake of comedy, Jared.

8:47 Drew I am disgusted at such a...

8:48 Adam Oh, please. Listen to this. Please. Relax, everybody. Jared, you're 14. What's up?

8:55 Caller And Lit, you guys are great, too.

8:56 Adam Thank you.

8:57 Lit Thanks, bro.

8:58 Drew People, it's interesting, though, when people... Let's address this a little bit, though.

9:02 Adam All right.

9:03 Drew All right.

9:03 Adam Hold on a second, Jared.

9:04 Drew Just a little bit, because I want you to be clear about it. It always kills me when people send a lot of hate mail to somebody that may be on their side. Really? Would you be supportive of affirmative action?

9:16 Adam No, not really.

9:17 Drew You're not?

9:18 Not in particular.

9:19 Drew You're not racist as you see it?

9:21 Adam I recognize there's differences in certain cultures. It doesn't seem like we want to recognize any difference in any culture. Listen, I know certain races are better at certain things. That's the way it goes. It doesn't make anyone good or anyone bad. That's it. I don't know why does it make you racist to say black guys are better at basketball than white guys? Why does it make you racist to say Mexican guys are better at masonry than white guys?

9:49 Drew There's a wives tale out there that black males have larger penises.

9:54 Adam Jews make better attorneys. Not every single one of them, but that's the way it goes.

9:59 Drew You're mixing up lots of things. You're reporting on trends that exist in our culture today and then attribute it to specific attributes, genetic attributes of certain races.

10:10 Adam Well, listen, certain races have certain predispositions and it helps them in certain departments.

10:18 Drew But you're implying that in your comment, you implied Hispanic disposition not to do well academically.

10:23 Adam No, I did not. I said you don't have to. You can get in more easily. I didn't say you had to. You see what I'm saying here, Drew?

10:32 Drew I'm sorry I brought it up.

10:34 Adam Well, listen, I didn't dream up this affirmative action plan.

10:38 Drew Who dreamt it up? My thing is...

10:40 Adam Listen, whoever said, hold on a second, whoever said Hispanic people can get into Harvard with a lower GPA was the racist. Yeah. Whose idea was that? It wasn't my idea. I think it should just be the same one. Thank you. I never said that. I'm just stating the truth. All right. You ready to get back on the phone?

11:05 Lit Do you like tainters?

11:08 Adam Jared?

11:09 Caller All right. By my left testicle, I have another one. It's a smaller one near it.

11:18 Lit I feel your pain.

11:20 Drew Well, no. You don't have another testicle. Inside the sack, right?

11:24 Caller Yeah.

11:25 Drew You feel something else in there.

11:26 Caller Yeah. It's like another little ball.

11:28 Drew It could be a hernia. It could be your epididymis. It could be a cyst. It could be a tumor. You need to have a doctor take a look at it. Is it smooth? Yeah. Okay. It's probably nothing.

11:38 Lit When you squeeze it, does it hurt?

11:39 Drew Did yours hurt? I forget.

11:41 Lit No, they don't hurt.

11:42 Drew What did yours end up being?

11:43 Lit No, he had one bigger than the other.

11:45 Drew One hung lower than the other.

11:45 Lit One hung lower than the other.

11:47 Drew That's right.

11:48 Lit A lot lower.

11:50 Adam Jared?

11:51 Lit Yeah.

11:52 Adam All right. What do you think Jared ought to do there, Drew?

11:54 Drew Yeah. Let a doctor take a look at it. It's probably nothing, probably just what they call spermatosil or varicoseal or something like that.

12:01 Lit Let him poke and probe and see what comes.

12:03 Adam Yeah. Elizabeth? Yeah. Oh, God. I haven't done that yet, but I know I have to do it soon.

12:09 Drew What?

12:09 Adam Poke and probe? Yeah. That thing, that butt thing.

12:12 Drew The sigmoidoscopy?

12:14 Adam Yeah.

12:15 Drew What made you think about that? I brought that up for you.

12:17 Adam You're just talking about poking and probing over there.

12:19 Drew But I brought that up for you a million times. You've told me absolutely not.

12:22 Adam I know, but one day, one day, God willing, I'm going to have to do that.

12:26 Drew You've had rectal bleeding for how long?

12:28 Adam Oh, please. I don't have rectal bleeding.

12:30 Drew You did.

12:32 Adam No, I didn't.

12:32 Drew You sat in my office and told me you had rectal bleeding.

12:35 Adam I never said I had rectal bleeding. So once I wiped my ass, saw a little something on the toilet paper. That is not rectal bleeding.

12:41 Lit What happened?

12:42 Adam That's just working too hard on the pot. Yeah.

12:44 Lit That happens to everybody, right?

12:45 Adam A little vigorous down there.

12:46 Drew Yeah, but the thing is, when it happens, you gotta look. It's the way it is these days. You can prevent colon cancer. Dr. Katie?

12:53 Lit Yeah, I agree with Dr. Drew.

12:55 Adam Elizabeth?

12:56 Yeah.

12:57 Adam You're 15.

12:58 Caller Yeah.

12:58 Adam You want to take a look?

12:59 Caller How is everybody doing this night?

13:00 Adam Good. How are you doing? Fantastic.

13:02 Caller I'm doing all right.

13:03 Drew As long as you ask, I want to finish the one point with this racist thing you're doing.

13:06 Adam Go ahead.

13:06 Drew My point is that when people get so angry, it's always stuff that they're feeling about themselves rather than looking at what is actually serves the greater good of the people they're concerned about.

13:16 Adam Yeah.

13:16 Drew And sometimes coalition building is better than attacking people that upset you, like advising. Like a better thing to do would be to educate Adam how to, what he's done by saying what he'd said and maybe getting him to change what he says next time.

13:28 Adam I was making a joke. I'm not going to change anything.

13:32 Drew Maybe somebody could be, certainly not with this stuff. Not going to change. You know, people are yelling at you until you're, you like that.

13:36 Adam No, I never see any of this stuff. I don't care. This is the first I've ever seen any of this. And I'm flattered that people sent it.

13:41 Drew Yeah, that's what I said.

13:42 Adam I'll read all of it. I'd rather read the bad stuff than the good stuff. I don't know why, but that's the way I am. Elizabeth?

13:49 Caller Yeah.

13:49 Adam Go ahead.

13:51 Caller Okay, I've been trying to get my boyfriend to get a penis enlargement.

13:54 Drew Why?

13:55 Adam Wow.

13:55 Caller Whoa.

13:57 Drew How old are you? How old is he?

13:59 Caller He's sixteen.

14:00 Lit You're blowing my wad here, Elizabeth.

14:02 Adam Wow.

14:03 Lit I had me a question tonight, but I guess I'm not going to ask it.

14:06 Drew Man, that boyfriend must be all macho. He must be really good about himself.

14:10 Adam Give him a penis pump and a revolver so he can shoot himself.

14:13 Caller I just want to know what you guys think about that.

14:15 Adam Oh my god. If I had my 15-year-old girlfriend at the age of 16 telling me I needed a procedure to enlarge my penis, it would be over.

14:24 Lit I'm curious. How big is it? You're going to kill half of America right now if you tell us. How long is it?

14:30 Adam Seven and a half inches. How big is it?

14:33 Caller I haven't really measured it.

14:34 Lit Like roughly?

14:35 Caller I don't know. Maybe four inches?

14:38 Lit When it's hard, you wrecked.

14:40 Adam Yeah.

14:40 Caller Probably about six, seven? No.

14:44 Lit No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

14:45 Lit And you need it bigger?

14:47 Adam No, no. It's not six or seven. Women, let me tell you something, women have no spatial distance cognition. That's why they can't parallel park. You ever see a woman, there's a park, you can fit a semi-truck in the space and she doesn't think she could make it in. She's like, I'll never make it in. You ever drive your girlfriend, park there. I won't make it. Park there. I won't make it. I'll park from the passenger seat. You just work the gas pedal. I'll steer us in, we'll make it in. Zero idea. All right, please. How dare you with that six or seven inches?

15:22 Drew How dare you?

15:24 Adam How dare you?

15:25 Caller Wait, how did Lit get the band name?

15:29 Lit I'll let you run with that one, Kev.

15:31 Lit It was actually gonna be the name of our first album and then we had to give up the name Stain back in the day. And we ended up calling ourselves Lit, which we totally dig now.

15:44 Adam Yeah, it works.

15:46 Lit It does work.

15:47 Adam Hey, Elizabeth?

15:47 Caller Yeah?

15:48 Adam All right. Listen, really, if you're telling your boyfriend to get a penis and enlarge his penis, you're really gonna kill the guy.

15:56 Caller All right.

15:56 Adam All right?

15:57 Caller Can I say one more thing? Dr. Drew, I think you have the sexiest voice on the planet and I love you.

16:03 Drew I love you too, Elizabeth. Thank you.

16:05 Adam All right.

16:05 Drew Good night.

16:06 Adam All right. Justin.

16:08 Caller Yeah.

16:09 Adam Year 16.

16:09 Drew Be kinder to your boyfriend.

16:11 Adam Yeah. What's up?

16:13 Caller I've had this black ring around my penis for the last year, and I don't know how I got it. It looks like it's been cut off from circulation or something.

16:22 Drew Whoa.

16:23 Caller What do you mean?

16:24 Caller It's like a purpleish.

16:26 Drew It's always been there?

16:28 Caller It's for a year.

16:30 Drew Just a year. Where is it?

16:34 Caller No, like in between the shaft and the head. That skin where you're circumcised.

16:40 Drew Underneath there. So underneath the head kind of?

16:42 Caller Yeah.

16:43 Drew Purple. Is it irritated? No. No rash or anything?

16:48 Caller I don't know.

16:49 Drew Because anything you irritate, what color skin are you? Dark skin person? No. Because dark skin people will pigment if you irritate the skin.

16:56 Adam Oh, now who's a racist, Drew? Please.

17:00 Drew These sweeping generalizations about dark people's penises and pigment.

17:06 Adam How dare you? How dare you?

17:09 Drew You're a little Italian, right?

17:11 Adam I'm a little Italian.

17:12 Drew You have some pigment which is why your penis, after these years of irritation, now is charcoal black.

17:17 Adam That's right. You can't find it at night.

17:19 Drew That's right.

17:22 Adam No. If you took my penises so black now that if you stuck like a little clown nose at the end of it and I had an erection, it would appear as if the clown nose was just levitating.

17:33 Drew Floating in space.

17:35 Adam Yeah. It looked like a green screen.

17:37 Drew All right. Justin, it makes me concerned that there's some sort of irritation. It's normal for men to get sort of birthmarks down around there. They get all sorts of funny little dark marks. But exactly what this is, as usual, when people try to describe skin lesions, I can't quite figure out what they're talking about. So make sure your doctor looks at it, OK? OK.

17:57 Adam All right. A lot of guys get a little discoloration around the circumcision there. Ryan?

18:05 Yeah.

18:06 Adam You're 18?

18:06 Caller Yeah.

18:07 Adam What's up?

18:07 Caller Well, first of all, I want to say what's up to Lit.

18:09 Lit Hey, what's up?

18:10 Caller I think you guys are like one of the greatest fans around right now.

18:12 Lit Thank you.

18:13 Adam Thanks, bro.

18:13 Caller I'm going to go check you guys out at Sack Amphitheater with No Doubt.

18:17 Lit Nice.

18:17 Caller I've seen you once before and I just want to tell you guys are awesome.

18:20 Lit Cool. Thanks.

18:22 Caller I have a question. I've worked with this lady. She's 40. Do it. Huh? No.

18:29 Lit Do it. Don't hesitate.

18:31 Caller I'm just kidding.

18:33 Caller No, but she just like makes passes at me all the time. And she like wrote me some pretty like gross emails. And, you know, I've made it clear to her that, you know, I don't I'm not interested in. I'd rather her not like.

18:47 Drew So it's sexual harassment at the work. Is she in a superior position? Is she in an authority position over you?

18:52 Caller No, I mean, no, I don't really see her anymore. But still, like, it's just I didn't I don't know what to do.

18:58 Drew Like, what do you do? What do you do for work?

19:01 Caller Huh?

19:02 Drew What do you do at work?

19:04 Caller Oh, I was I worked at a restaurant.

19:05 Drew And what does she do?

19:06 Caller She same thing.

19:08 Drew Which is what?

19:09 Caller Just normal kitchen work.

19:13 Adam OK, you both work in the kitchen of a restaurant.

19:16 Caller Yeah, well, not anymore. But I still see her. And it's just like, I don't know how to like.

19:22 Drew What does she do? Why aren't you seeing her anymore? Why? I mean, why?

19:25 Caller I don't work there anymore.

19:26 Adam All right. Who cares? Do you like her?

19:28 Caller No. Is she attractive?

19:30 Adam Oh, who cares? He doesn't like her. I don't know what his question is. He doesn't see her anymore. I mean, they don't work together anymore. He's not attracted to her apparently.

19:39 Lit I'd have went for it for the hell of it. She's 40.

19:42 Caller How old was he?

19:43 Adam He's 18. Yeah. Let's ask him. Why don't you just try that out once just to see if you like it, Ryan?

19:49 Caller No. I don't know. I'm not attracted to her at all.

19:52 Adam All right.

19:53 Lit For the hell of it. Just don't tell anybody.

19:55 Adam No, just don't do it.

19:56 Drew If you were still working there, you would tell your manager.

19:58 Caller Oh, I know, but it's still uncomfortable when I don't know.

20:01 Drew Don't go there.

20:02 Caller I don't know what to say to her to like.

20:03 Adam All right. Hold on, Ryan. I can't figure out why you're seeing her so much when you don't work there anymore.

20:09 Caller I don't see her a lot, but when I see her, she just.

20:11 Adam Where do you see her?

20:12 Just around town.

20:14 Adam Around town?

20:16 Caller Yeah, and she'll come up and she'll do stuff.

20:18 Adam Oh, shut up. Around town. What are you living in Mayberry? What do you mean around town? I mean, I understand we live in LA and it's a big place, and you never run into anybody. Thank God, by the way. But how small a town can you be in that you're running in the same 40-year-old woman everywhere you go? And by the way, what's she going to do? Hold you down, pull your penis off, and cross the border with it? Please. You know what this was? This was, there's this older bitch wants to bang me story. This is a bragging story. I'm not into her, but let it be known. I am a hot commodity. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. I got a thumb through some evil email.

21:05 Drew Can I say, I was instructed by someone to mention that at drdrew.com, the drive me crazy promotion is giving me $1,000 a day starting in the morning.

21:13 Adam Who told you to say that?

21:14 Drew The marketing department over there. Who they work for? I don't know, not me. I don't have a promotional bone in my body.

21:19 Adam Oh, please.

21:20 Drew It is so awkward for me to talk about this stuff.

21:22 Adam I'll put my promotional bone in your body during the break, you bastard. Lit is here and we'll be quiet then or give me some money. Lit is here. We will be back with them. We're going to hear something off the new movie.

21:37 Drew There is a Man Show section on this thing too.

21:39 Adam Oh yeah, Man Show.

21:40 Drew No, no, on net3.com.

21:42 Adam Oh, I see.

21:42 Drew Put a Man Show thing up.

21:43 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. We'll be back after this. Cool. Love Line. We'll be right back. It's a love line, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Lit is our guest tonight. Hello. We're hitting a town near you this summer with our old friends. Who's the band? No doubt. Oh yeah, no doubt. That's right. They're on here, is it two weeks ago? I don't know. I can't remember anymore. I'm reading, I'm looking at the new, well not the new CD, but the Titan movie. Yeah. Lit has a song on the new Titan movie, which will be out over the summer, right? Right. We'll hear some of that coming up real soon, actually in the next hour. All right. You ready? Yeah. Here we go. We'll speak to John. John?

23:10 Caller Yeah.

23:11 Adam What's up?

23:12 Caller Well, you see, when I have sex with my girlfriend, things kind of go backwards for me. Normally, it's supposed to kind of build up, I kind of go down.

23:25 Drew So are you nervous?

23:27 Caller No. It's like we get into the full play and stuff, and get in the mood, and I feel all the things that you're supposed to feel. But then as we get going, I feel less and less and less.

23:41 Drew So you get, but not because you're nervous?

23:44 Caller No, no, not at all.

23:45 Drew Is it because the whole experience is sort of overwhelming or uncomfortable in some way?

23:49 Caller I wouldn't think so. I mean, I'm 18. I've been having sex since I was 16. And at first, it wasn't like this, like for a few times. But then it started becoming more of a problem.

24:02 Drew With the same person?

24:04 Caller Well, no. Actually, I've been with two different girls.

24:06 Drew That's been the same thing with each of them?

24:08 Caller Yeah.

24:09 Adam So you lose your erection?

24:11 Caller Well, no. I mean, I keep going and I can ejaculate, but I don't feel anything when it happens.

24:15 Drew He loses his arousal. It's like it attaches.

24:18 Caller And it's getting to the point where when I'm having sex, I don't want to keep doing it.

24:23 Drew Why don't you not do it if it's so unpleasant to you?

24:25 Caller What's that?

24:26 Drew Why don't you not do it?

24:27 Caller Well, because of the fact that, you know, I get aroused and, you know, to begin with. But, you know.

24:34 Drew But why don't you know what's going to happen? So why don't you not do it?

24:36 Caller Well, because of the fact that, you know, I'm just in here, you know, and my body's telling me to do it.

24:40 Adam Well, then why don't you see if you can get off a half hour earlier while you're still into it?

24:46 Caller Yeah, I'm trying. I mean, it just, you know, once I get started and it goes, you know, it just starts working out from there. And it's really putting a dent on my relationship with my girlfriend because it's getting to the point where, you know, she's not getting what she wants out of it.

25:01 Adam Wait a minute. Why is she not getting what she wants? You keep your erection, right?

25:05 Caller Yeah, but it's getting to the point where I stop because of the fact that, you know, it's almost like a chore. And so I'll just tell her, like, okay, you know, I'm done. You know, it gets to the point where it's...

25:17 Adam All right, hold on a second. We got to talk about you, all right? He sounds a little either bogus or whacked out. Like something's a little off. He's detached from his penis, somehow. I've never had that problem. He's not answering... No one's ever had that problem. That's ever called this show. Well, when they start losing sensation or interest in sex, they lose their erection. But he's saying he keeps his erection. He ejaculates.

25:45 Drew But then he said he doesn't. He just finishes and tells her he's done. And which is it? And she doesn't get what she wants, but he keeps going. But what?

25:54 Adam Yeah.

25:54 Drew I don't care.

25:54 Adam Let me just question one more time. John?

25:57 Caller What it is, is that anymore I don't ejaculate. The way it is anymore, I don't go that far anymore because of the fact that it's such a chore anymore, that now I've gotten to the point where I call it off before I even get that far.

26:10 Lit Are the girls attractive?

26:11 Caller Yeah.

26:12 Adam All right. But why is it such a chore? Because it's hard to ejaculate now?

26:17 Caller Well, because of the fact that I'm not into it.

26:21 Adam You're not into it. Maybe you like guys.

26:24 Lit I was just going to say try a man.

26:25 Adam Let me tell you something. They're a lot tighter. Those women, they get a little sloppy down there. You lose sensation.

26:31 Lit Sloppy?

26:33 Caller I'd shoot myself before I go for a guy.

26:35 Adam Oh, please. Don't do that.

26:38 Caller I mean, I don't have anything against people being gay. It's definitely not for me, though.

26:41 Adam No, I know. It's kind of funny. All right, John. All right, John, what are you going to do? I don't know.

26:47 Lit Just work it out.

26:49 Adam I don't know that there's anything to do about this.

26:52 Drew I don't know there's anything we can do about it in the few moments on the radio here. We're not getting at anything.

26:56 Adam But there's something up.

26:57 Drew There's something up, whether it's with the relationship or just with him at this point in his life or something substantial going on with him overall, we can't tell.

27:05 Adam All right, should he go to a, he should go to a psychiatrist and a psychologist, see what's up.

27:10 Drew I think he ought to lay off sex for a while and see and look at his choices and think about things and grow up a little bit. Yeah, and see if life doesn't take care of this. If not, yeah, time to get a medical evaluation.

27:21 Adam Dave?

27:22 Yeah.

27:22 Adam You're 15.

27:23 Caller Yeah.

27:23 Adam What's up?

27:24 Caller I have this problem with throwing and breaking things and I'm wondering if it's a serious problem.

27:31 Lit Do you listen to Limp Bizkit?

27:34 Caller Actually, I do, yeah.

27:35 Adam What are you throwing?

27:36 Lit They have a song called Breaking. Oh, yeah.

27:40 Caller Good song.

27:41 Adam Yeah. It's good if you're angry. Yeah. When you're tired, though, it's not good. What are you throwing?

27:51 Caller Depends on my mood, but I throw chairs. I've thrown a chair through a glass, trying to count it.

27:58 Drew Any sort of violent expression, an inability to control rage or anger? Not a good thing.

28:06 Caller Okay.

28:06 Drew Not a good thing. Okay.

28:08 Caller What should I do about it?

28:09 Drew Well, if you cannot contain, can you contain?

28:12 Caller Excuse me?

28:13 Drew Can you contain yourself?

28:16 Caller Like, at school I can, but when I get home, I can't.

28:19 Lit You have a backyard?

28:20 Caller Yeah.

28:21 Lit Why don't you go set up some bottles and throw some...

28:23 Adam You have a dog?

28:24 Lit Balls at the bottles or something.

28:27 Adam Beat the ass out of the dog. I think it's a fine point. Well, listen, was somebody rough with you?

28:36 Drew Of course.

28:37 Caller I mean my brother, but that's...

28:39 Drew Something would happen... The way that people conceptualize what happens here is that something makes you enraged. You've got a lot of anger you're carrying around for some reason. And then something sort of burns out your brain's capacity to contain that rage. It's as though the sort of... The region responsible for dealing with stress or helping contain sort of gets so stimulated it just burns itself out. So you can no longer contain that kind of rage.

29:04 Caller Should I go get professional help?

29:06 Adam Yes.

29:07 Caller Okay.

29:07 Adam Yeah. Listen, because this is the kind of thing you should definitely seek some professional help with because it's the kind of thing that could land in jail, it could hurt somebody, land them in the hospital. You know what I mean?

29:18 Drew Are you doing drugs or anything, Dave?

29:20 Caller Uh, no, no, no.

29:21 Drew Have you been? And are you depressed?

29:24 Caller Uh, yeah. I think so a little bit.

29:26 Adam You're part of the problem. Let me explain, I think, what's going on in today's society. We haven't talked about this in a while, Drew. Drew and I grew up in an era when you could punch appliances, like TV sets. I spent the better part of my childhood banging on top of my TV set.

29:42 Drew Not only could you, you had to.

29:43 Adam You had to, or it wouldn't work right. Like a zenith, you know, stuff used to be made out of metal, like sheet metal, everything was wrapped in sheet metal, and you beat the S out of it if it didn't work right. Like I remember, I remember getting, I don't know why TVs in particular responded to this, but I'd go up, the TVs, you know, go fuzzy, then I'd go up to it, whack it real hard once on the top, pow, it would snap in the line.

30:08 Drew And you would learn different kinds of snap to the whack depending on what the need was.

30:12 Adam Yeah, it became like fancy.

30:14 Drew Sometimes there was that vertical thing that would always be flipping around, you hit it in the side once.

30:18 Adam Yeah, punch it in the side. There were some times you gave it a full on pile driver on the top, and then other times you just gave it a good hook, good rib shot. But depending on what the show was and what the TV was doing.

30:29 Drew The fuzzy where it wouldn't come in to a channel, you hit the top.

30:31 Adam Yeah, just pop. Vertical. Lord knows, I'd probably be in jail right now if it wasn't for all the crappy appliances my parents owned. But you can't punch a microwave and you can't punch a computer or a VCR, it just doesn't really work.

30:47 Drew And the metal had a textured wood veneer.

30:50 Adam Yeah, it was tailor made for punching. I kicked the crap out of almost every appliance we had. And you could beat up on cars back then too, stuff didn't break off that easy. Lot of door slamming. You could slam doors a lot, car doors, house doors.

31:05 Lit Wireless phones down the hallway are beautiful. That's a beautiful way to get rid of the anger.

31:09 Adam Oh really?

31:10 Just chuck them?

31:11 Lit It's awesome, especially when you're on it and it's like getting fuzzy, you just throw it while you're still on the phone and it just breaks and you just laugh.

31:17 Drew Does it still have anything?

31:18 Adam Phones used to be made though, like the Merrimack and the monitor. You could just slam them down. Remember those old rotary phones when you're done, you got an argument, you got pissed off or something, you just slam it down, never broke.

31:31 Drew You'd crack the body, they'd send you a new one. Remember that?

31:34 Adam Yeah, the guy would come out the next day, you wouldn't even have to report it, it was just some kind of phone patrol. Yeah, I really think that the violence in today's society amongst the youth, I know they contributed to drugs and certain kinds of music and all that. I really think it's the appliances. Yeah.

31:55 Drew Is it still the case if you close your door, slam a door hard enough that jam breaks off? Or the other door is still so flimsy.

32:01 Adam I don't know, I used to break a lot of doors and punch a lot of TV sets. I was a young Elvis with that. Anthony?

32:08 Yeah.

32:08 Adam You're 18?

32:09 Caller Yes, I am.

32:10 Adam What's up?

32:10 Caller First of all, I'd just like to say I think you guys do a great job like Adam and Dr. Drew.

32:15 Adam Thank you.

32:16 Caller I've been listening to you guys from way back in the day like in Dr. Drew, like back in the poor man days.

32:20 Drew Wow, you must have been like 10.

32:23 Yeah, I was really young.

32:24 Drew Oh my God.

32:26 Caller Yeah, but I just think you guys are doing a great job. Thank you. Anyways, my question is, I'm in college and as you probably know, getting into illegal substances is fairly easy. I've been thinking about trying ecstasy and mushrooms and maybe even acid. But there's something that's been holding me back and that is I have Tourette's syndrome and I was wondering if that could have any effect on doing these things.

32:53 Drew How does your Tourette's manifest?

32:56 Caller Well, apparently I have a really mild case and my only tick is I'll have like erratic fast blinking. But other than that, it's nothing. Like my medication, like I'm taking 0.3 milligrams of Clonidine a day and that's it. All right.

33:09 Drew Good. Hmm. Is there addiction in your family?

33:14 Caller Not that I know of. My dad drinks, but I wouldn't say he's an alcoholic.

33:18 Drew Well, ecstasy, you've chosen 3 drugs that are neurotoxic and we don't know what kind of influence it could have on the tarantula. It can't be good and whether or not it could be substantially bad after a single exposure, no one can tell you.

33:34 Adam All right. Here's my rule of thumb, though, Anthony. Anytime you're on meds already, you can't take any other drugs.

33:40 Caller Oh, yeah. I mean, like I wasn't going to take it. I mean, like even like when I drank or I smoked buzz, like I don't take my medication, I usually end up fine.

33:50 Adam I didn't mean that night. I was like, well, I shot up on heroin, so I'm not going to take my Klonopin for another couple hours. I mean, in general, you shouldn't be medicating yourself when you're already on something. I mean, listen, I know you're 18, you got to get f'd up. I understand. But you have a potentially dangerous or I don't mean life threatening.

34:15 Drew Something serious that you're taking medication.

34:17 Adam You have an affliction that's already good enough that you need to be on medication. Now, you're going to take something else and screw with it. I don't think that's a great idea. I think only healthy, young, strong people should destroy their lives with drugs. That's the message I'd like to send to the kids.

34:35 Drew Again, XC, mushrooms, LSD, those are the three, particularly LSD and the E, the damage brain. They're known to damage brain.

34:42 Adam So, I'm with Drew, go with the mushrooms. Seriously, if you got to go with one because you can't do, I think I've done mushrooms like three times in my life. You just can't do it that much. You just can't. Your side hurts too much from laughing.

34:58 Lit Alan?

34:59 Adam You can't do it.

35:00 Lit You do mushrooms? Yes, I have.

35:02 Adam Yeah. A couple times. But you've never done it like five days in a row. No, you can't.

35:07 Lit You can't. You can't.

35:09 Adam You can't. Here's how mushrooms work. You do it once and then you go, oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever. I can't believe I waited all these years to do this. I had more fun than I've ever had in my life. And then eight years later, you do it again. Exactly. That's how mushrooms work. I don't know why. I kind of like some mushrooms.

35:30 Drew E kind of kicks crap out of you too though. People can't have, most people have difficulty doing that regularly.

35:34 Adam Yeah, but E, well, E is just much easier to take. I mean, mushrooms, you got to take it and put it in a jar of peanut butter and chew the thing like a cow pulling up cud.

35:46 Drew And growing a poo also.

35:47 Adam Yeah, it's been out in a cow patty and it's, yeah, it's not pretty. E is more convenient, just pop it in, you know. Right. Yeah. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Lit is here and we will hear something off the CD, A Place in the Sun, when we come back.

36:07 Caller Let's have some more fun.

36:08 Caller OK, let's do it.

36:10 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

36:15 Lit Loveline will be right back.

36:16 Adam Well, here's how it's sampled. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lit is our guest tonight. Alan, Kevin are both in the studio.

37:02 Lit For the first hour.

37:03 Adam Then we're going to do a little rotate job. And Kevin, you have any questions?

37:09 Lit Dude, I have a couple of questions. First of all, I'm going to start off a little light. Does Rogaine work?

37:14 Drew Yeah, about 30 percent of the time.

37:16 Lit 30 percent?

37:17 Drew Yeah.

37:17 Adam Well, as Rogaine, will it not grow? It doesn't grow hair, does it?

37:21 Drew Oh, it can.

37:22 Adam It can. Is that the 30 percent of the time?

37:25 Drew Roughly. Maybe a little less than that. 30 percent will, in my experience, sort of keep and or grow.

37:31 Adam What if you start it? 30 percent keep?

37:33 Drew And or grow, yeah.

37:34 Adam Shouldn't it be a little higher than 30 percent keep?

37:36 Drew Well, originally, the data was 30 percent will stay, 30 percent grow, and 30 percent no response. But I think it's a little lower than that. Now you've got Propecia, you can take.

37:46 Adam Is that better?

37:47 Drew Yeah, it's more effective. It's a pill.

37:49 Adam Does that grow hair or is that just keep it?

37:50 Drew A little bit, mostly keep, yeah.

37:51 Lit What if you stop taking it? Does it?

37:53 Drew Goes away. Hair goes away.

37:54 Lit Ooh.

37:55 Adam But if you're, so if you're a young guy and you notice yourself thinning out a little bit.

37:59 Lit I'm 28.

38:00 We call him Patrick.

38:01 Drew Let's see.

38:02 Lit All right.

38:02 Adam You get on the.

38:03 Lit It's not that bad.

38:04 Lit It's not bad at all.

38:07 Lit He's like crazy.

38:08 Drew Where is the problem? Where is the problem?

38:10 Lit I'm just like a little stress case.

38:11 Lit Show him the top.

38:13 Adam Oh.

38:14 Lit I would worry. He worries about it way too much.

38:16 Lit But I'm the guy that's looking at my mom's dad's photos when he was like close to 30 and checking it out and I'm like, wow, he's getting a little thin there and I maybe should check out a little rogue game.

38:29 Drew How about your dad?

38:30 Adam Oh my god.

38:31 Lit My dad, he's thin on top but he's still, dude, he's dark and he's almost 60. He's got dark hair and there's like a little tiny bit of gray and a little thin but still looks really cool and hip, you know. He can like totally do the slick thing.

38:46 Adam Now listen, you don't-

38:47 Lit Marble man.

38:48 Adam Maybe Prozac but not Rogaine. Look at it. He's just got a ton of hair.

38:53 Drew Yeah, I know. You know, if you want, use Viagra if you have a problem. Just right up there once a day.

38:56 Lit Viagra?

38:57 Drew Excuse me, Rogaine. Did I say Viagra? Yes, you did.

39:01 Lit So you would go Rogaine before you went the other one.

39:04 Lit Does Rogaine stop after you use it too?

39:07 Drew He's got tons of hair. It's not like he needs to grow something back. He just wants to try to prevent something from being lost.

39:11 Adam Listen, by 28, it would have started making its move by now, usually.

39:18 Lit It's not like it's thinning out front.

39:20 Drew I don't see the thinning at all. No, you know what? Put your head down again. I'm stressed.

39:24 Adam Yeah. Do you have an eating disorder as well? Oh, please.

39:28 Drew I don't see the thinning.

39:28 Lit You know what? I was using Murray's grease. It's like this thick stuff and everybody's like, dude, because it doesn't wash out. You seriously have to wash your hair for a month and it's all out finally. But I've been using that forever and I'm just wondering if it clogged my pores and my hair wasn't growing or something.

39:43 Adam No, but it may have because I don't think your brain is getting air. It says, Drew, don't you need that? You have a ton of hair. That's a ridiculous question. What is the next question?

39:56 Caller Look at your hair.

40:00 Lit A friend of mine wanted me to ask about penis enlargement.

40:04 Drew Yeah.

40:05 Lit What's the like? Your penis is a muscle, right?

40:08 Drew No.

40:09 Lit It's not a muscle?

40:09 Adam No.

40:10 Lit That's not like muscle meat down there?

40:11 Drew No.

40:12 Adam No. God knows it's not.

40:15 Lit And you can't get like an operation? It won't work?

40:17 Drew You can get an operation that sort of squirts fat in there, but it doesn't really work.

40:20 Adam Yeah.

40:21 Lit You can't thicken it up or anything?

40:22 Drew Sorry.

40:23 Adam No.

40:23 Drew You look very disappointed.

40:25 Lit No, it's not.

40:25 Drew You know what?

40:26 Lit It's not me. I don't have the problem, but it's believable.

40:30 Drew We don't need to hear anymore about your personal life.

40:31 Adam Okay.

40:32 Lit Any types of exercises that you can, or you mean that guy can do?

40:36 Adam He's got this other friend who wants to know about calf implants. Can you answer that?

40:40 Lit Our guitar tech wants to know if the pump works.

40:43 Drew Pump seems to me, while it might lengthen a flaccid penis, when the penis that's erect will look, because the cavernous body inside the penis that fills up blood doesn't really change. You can't really lengthen that. So it would look, it would stay the same, but you'd have this elephants trunk hanging off the tip.

40:59 Adam I could work with that.

41:00 Lit That would be kind of cool.

41:01 Adam Yeah. Could you suck up water with it like an elephant? Like you'd drop it in the tub and spray it at the people that were watching or something?

41:09 Drew No, we can pick up penis with it.

41:10 Adam All right. Nice. Rachel?

41:13 Yeah.

41:14 Adam You're 21?

41:15 Caller Hey, what's up?

41:17 Hey, Lit, you guys are so rad.

41:19 Adam Thank you.

41:20 I've been a fan for almost three years when my friend played Tripping the Light for me.

41:24 Adam Sweet.

41:25 Caller Cool.

41:26 I was at your CD release show a year ago, February, and it was like a buck five, and I totally missed my chance to meet you guys, so I'm kicking myself. So that was a year ago, and now you guys are doing a video with Pamela Lee. What's that all about?

41:41 Caller She digs me.

41:44 Lit No, yeah, she asked us to do her a VIP TV show, and we did it. And then we did The Miserable Video, and we had a script to do a video with a large treatment. A treatment of Lit performing on a large chick's body. And we weren't into it, and then we said, well, if Pamela would do it, it would make sense. So she agreed to do it.

42:09 Adam It's a great looking video, by the way.

42:11 Lit Thank you. It's awesome. Thank you very much.

42:13 Adam All right. Anderson just whispered in my ear segway, which now makes it a bad segway. But we want to hear Miserable from her.

42:21 Drew I thought we were going to hear it in the next hour.

42:23 Lit No, we're going to hear the new song, the world premiere.

42:28 Adam Get hip. Thanks, Rachel.

42:30 Drew Thank you.

42:30 Lit Have a great night, guys.

42:32 Adam Bye.

42:32 All right.

42:33 Adam Thank you. Off Place in the Sun, speaking of Miserable, here it is. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. Fun there, Anderson. Thanks very much. We're going to take ourselves a little break. That was Mr. Paul from Lit, Place and Sons, the name of the CD. We're going to kick Alan and Kevin out.

47:07 Lit Whoa, whoa, whoa.

47:08 Lit We want to sing about all our peeps back home.

47:10 Lit Yeah. I want to give big ups to my peeps right there. All my boys that are listening, I want to say, what up? Okay.

47:18 Lit The 714.

47:19 Adam Drew will still be here, but you can only talk to him during the commercials.

47:22 Lit I'll be real near.

47:23 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break.

47:26 Lit I'm so bummed, guys. I gotta leave.

47:28 Adam That's all right. You don't have to leave the building. Just get drunk out in the hall. We'll talk to you during the commercials.

47:34 Lit I love you guys.

47:35 Adam Thanks, guys. We'll be back right after this.

47:40 Drew With Adam Crowell and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

48:25 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Stone Temple Pilots will be in here tomorrow night. Al and Kevin have given way to AJ and Jeremy, who are here representing the third and fourth quarters of the band Lit. Place and Son's the name of the CD, but we're gonna hear something off the new soundtrack that they contributed to, Titan, which is the name of the, well, not computer animator.

48:57 Drew Well, it's animated and computer animator, right?

49:00 Adam And it's done by Fox, and it's gonna be out in June, so I hear. And it looks good. You know what I like about these? You make the women look like however you want them to look. And it's usually guys at the helm of the computer, so it's really big up top, really narrow around the hip, and big mouths, and no zits, and it's great.

49:24 Lit And the voice of Drew Barrymore. I have one of those mugs.

49:26 Lit Are you guys on that?

49:28 Drew No, they've all been up here.

49:31 Lit That's my morning mug every day.

49:32 Lit Mine too.

49:32 Lit It's the perfect size.

49:33 Drew Yeah, that's what you said.

49:34 Adam Yeah, I use my VIP mug too, and it's black so nothing shows up on it too. It's nice. Lord knows how many rings are in that thing you're not even aware of.

49:43 Drew So, you were talking during the break about your experience with the fire department.

49:47 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah, it was harping. Where the hell is that? I got a whole bunch of emails complaining about some racist comment I made a couple of weeks ago or something. And anyone who listens to the show knows I make sexist, racist comments all night long. That's my bread and butter, right, Drew?

50:07 Drew That's you.

50:07 Adam Thank you. But I don't leave anyone out. I include the whites, the blacks, the Hispanics, the gays, the lesbos, the Jews. I pack them all in. It just depends on what night you're listening and how close you are to a pad and pencils. You can write your local affiliate. But one thing I did take a little offense to when I was reading through this stack of emails that's so large now that I can't find the one that I wanted to talk about is one that sort of accused me of being rich and lily white and growing up in a life of privilege. And Drew, if you can, I underlined it actually. I don't know where the hell it went to. It's got my pen on it.

50:49 Lit I think you shoved it in the glove box of your new beamer.

50:51 Adam That's right.

50:53 Lit Send somebody to run out there and get it real quick.

50:55 Adam I had to move a 9mm in a sack of cocaine aside to squeeze it in there, but I did squeeze it into the glove box. Drew, did I not get it in that pile? Oh, where the hell is it? Ah, yes, there we go. So, anyway, this is written to me or emailed to me from Adela Rosa Ramos, and it says, well, it's got a lot of bad stuff in here, but it says, obviously, I take for granted my white skin and my gender, not to mention my high socioeconomic status. It gives me preference and many opportunities in these United States over a disadvantaged minority. Well, let me just address that for a second. Yes, I'm white and yes, I am a male. Did that help me? No. I don't believe it did because when I got out of high school, I started cleaning carpets for a living with coincidentally, a lot of Hispanic guys, by the way, but we cleaned carpets. Well, they weren't having a good time either. Then when I was done cleaning carpets, I dug ditches and I worked on construction sites. I was a laborer and I worked my way up to glorified labor. A couple of years into it, I said to myself, there's got to be a better life for myself because there were no grants for white males. There are no scholarships. There's no nothing. I didn't get anything and I didn't qualify for anything and I wasn't going anywhere. So what I do, I drove my moped over to the local fire department at age, I think it was about 21. And I thought, I can be a fireman because I got a strong back. I got the balls as big as all outdoors and they pay 35 grand a year. And you only have to work like three days on and four days off or something. This seemed like a dream gig for me, especially at the time. So I went over the fire department and they said, Well, fill out this application and we'll call you for a test date. You do a written test and then you do a physical test and we'll we'll be phoning you. So I waited by my phone for about four years. And then the phone rang one day and it said, You have a test date to take your fireman test. Four years ago, I signed up for this test date. I went down to Hollywood High where they had where they conducted it on a Saturday. At that point, I wasn't even interested in being a fireman anymore. It's just I figured if I waited four years to be sodomized, I'd go down on a Saturday and get in that line. I got in line and there was a black female who was in line behind me and I was sitting there complaining as I normally do and I said, oh, Christ, four years I've been waiting for this thing. I turned around to her and I said, when did you sign up over at the fire station? She said, Wednesday. Wednesday? That was three days ago. She said, that's right. I signed up four years ago. Well, she was about five one and didn't look like she could carry a sack of walnuts out of a burning fire.

53:55 Drew Now she got the job.

53:56 Adam I don't know if she got the job or not, but the point is I have never been given any sort of privilege because I'm a white male. I know a lot of folks listening think that's the way it works. Maybe it does for some people, but not for me. I guarantee you that or I would have never dug ditches for all those years. Thank you very much. Everyone can kiss my ass because I got nothing from anyone ever. There we go.

54:25 Lit Actually, I think my dad lost the job because he was a white male.

54:28 Adam There you go. Why? Where was he working?

54:32 Lit Well, what's that thing? Affirmative action. Yeah.

54:36 Adam All right. That's what I was complaining about. All right. So who says white guys don't have it tough? Scotty?

54:42 Yeah.

54:42 Adam You're 17.

54:43 Caller Right.

54:43 Adam What's up?

54:46 Caller Me and my girlfriend were sexually active. Right before she climaxes, her vagina spazzes up and I get stuck in her.

54:57 Adam No, you don't.

54:58 Caller Yeah.

54:58 Lit Is she a golden retriever?

55:00 Caller No.

55:02 Caller Whoa, dude.

55:04 Adam You don't get stuck in her, though.

55:06 Caller Yeah. For like two minutes. I could pull out, but it hurts her.

55:09 Drew It hurts her? Okay.

55:10 Caller Yeah.

55:10 Drew That's not like you're unable to withdraw.

55:14 Caller No, I could, but it hurts her. So it's like two minutes.

55:16 Adam Yeah. Is it two minutes or is it 30 seconds? Because two minutes when you're trapped in a vagina is a long time. I mean, 30 seconds feels like two minutes. It's like dog ears when you're down there. Yeah. All right. Did she ever clamp up on your nose or any other parts?

55:35 Caller No.

55:35 Adam No.

55:36 Caller All right.

55:36 Adam And your question is?

55:38 Caller Have you heard of any of this before?

55:40 Drew Yes. Women can be very sensitive sometimes. It's usually after climax.

55:46 Adam Yeah. That's all right. It just means she's having a good time. Where are you going anyway?

55:52 Lit You know what I mean?

55:53 Adam Well, I mean, you can hang out for a few seconds until she loosens up and lets you get to the fridge, right?

55:58 Caller Right. All right.

56:00 Adam But you may want to pack a cooler with a beer and a sandwich or something just in case you get trapped there for any real length of time. All right there, Scotty. Yeah, you're fine. She's fine. Listen, I like that. It's nice to know a woman is having some sort of reaction.

56:20 Drew Usually you have to check their pulse, don't you?

56:21 Adam Yeah, I usually just have to shake them. It's either like wake up or what I'll do is I'll put my put my ear down by their mouth, see if they're breathing, you know, and kind of hear it during the artery or something like that mirror by the side of your bed. That's right. If it fogs up, that means they're still alive. Thank God it fogs most of the time. Emily, you're 18. What's up?

56:44 Caller Well, another sex question. My boyfriend had like a mouth on his sore and he went down on me and I was wondering.

56:54 Caller Well, I didn't see it first.

56:55 Lit That's a serious sore he had.

56:57 Caller Huh?

56:58 Lit At least he didn't have any arms on it.

57:01 Adam He had a mouth on his sore, but I think he'd.

57:04 Caller Did I say a mouth on his sore?

57:05 Adam Yeah.

57:06 Caller I'm in a sore on his mouth.

57:07 Adam You almost gave Drew fart halyard.

57:09 Don't worry.

57:11 Caller No, it was just in the corner of his mouth.

57:14 Adam I see.

57:16 Caller I mean, I was just wondering if that was dangerous or anything like that.

57:19 Drew When did this happen?

57:20 Caller That was like last week.

57:22 Drew Have you had any outbreak yet? No. You're probably not going to.

57:26 Caller So is it real herpes?

57:28 Drew Would it look like a cold sore?

57:29 Caller It kind of did, yeah.

57:30 Drew Well, there you go.

57:32 Caller It's real herpes, so transmitted like oily.

57:35 Lit Well, it's not a big deal.

57:37 Adam Sometimes guys just for a gag will stick something on the side of their lips, especially if they're with a new lady. That's what I do. I take a jolly rancher and I'll just stick it on the side of my lip, and I'll cover it up with a little makeup, and I don't get a little crust on it.

57:52 Lit But it's the same thing, right?

57:54 Drew Same virus.

57:54 Lit It's just a different location with a different name, right?

57:56 Drew Same virus. Same thing.

57:57 Adam But you say he did it a week ago, she would have seen something by now?

58:01 Drew She would be well within two weeks. So she got another week to wait and see.

58:05 Lit You know what's weird? How can you get a sore on your mouth and not on your genitals?

58:09 Adam Yeah. How does that work, Drew?

58:10 Drew What do you mean?

58:11 Lit Like somebody with herpes, say of the mouth or-

58:15 Drew They didn't put their mouth on their penis. What are you talking about?

58:17 Lit Okay. So it's all a matter of where you made contact?

58:20 Drew Yep.

58:20 Lit Okay.

58:21 Caller I mean, we've been together for a long time.

58:22 Adam But I mean, hold on, Drew. You could get a sore. I mean, this is the interesting thing. You could get a wart on your hand and whack off. You don't get anything on your penis.

58:31 Drew Auto-inoculation is strange.

58:34 Adam You could get herpes on your lip, rub your finger on it and put it on your penis and not get it.

58:40 Drew And or you can. But typically doesn't.

58:43 Adam Yeah.

58:43 Drew Yeah.

58:44 Lit Because you're like, what, sterile to your own?

58:45 Drew Yeah. It's not well understood. There's some auto-inoculation that's called this is difficult to understand.

58:51 Adam Why don't you guys look into that?

58:52 Drew Good idea. Okay.

58:53 Adam A little a little less time.

58:55 Drew We'll have the dentists look into it, all right?

58:58 Adam No, no, no, no, no. Crystal?

59:02 Yeah.

59:03 Adam You're 16?

59:04 Caller Yeah.

59:05 Adam Drew, turn that screen down. I can never read that thing. What's up there, Crystal?

59:10 Caller Well, a lot of my friends are taking Dramamine, which is a motion sickness pill, as a substitute for acid. And they're taking a lot of it. And it kind of concerns me. And I was wondering what the long-term side effects be.

59:25 Adam I thought Dramamine was illegal now.

59:27 Drew No, no, Sudafed. You mean Sudafed?

59:30 Adam No, I mean Dramamine.

59:32 Lit They still sell it, like, in the gift shop at the airport, I think.

59:34 Adam Oh, they do?

59:34 Drew Yeah, all those.

59:36 Adam What about that patch, then? What was the?

59:38 Drew Escapolamine.

59:39 Adam That's not Dramamine?

59:40 Drew No.

59:41 Adam Oh, is the patch illegal, then?

59:43 Drew They took it off for a while, but it's back.

59:44 Adam Oh, it is? Yeah. But didn't everyone refer to that as the Dramamine patch? Or maybe they just, no one ever said escapolopathy.

59:50 Caller I think that's how you pronounce it, Dramamine.

59:52 Drew They used to call it, it's TransdermScope. That's the name of the patch.

59:55 Adam All right. Something went away that helped you with C-sickness and I always thought it was Dramamine.

1:00:00 Drew No, it's not Dramamine. But Dramamine and medicines like that.

1:00:02 Lit Well, no, Dramamine is the C-sickness.

1:00:05 Drew Yeah. It is, but it's not in the patch, though.

1:00:07 Caller That's the active ingredient, I think.

1:00:08 Drew Listen, Dramamine and boning and antivert, all these sorts of medications are basically antihistaminics. If you take a very, very large dose, you will get a delirium.

1:00:22 Caller Yeah.

1:00:24 Caller My friends are weird.

1:00:26 Drew Listen, it's a delirium and the delirium can be very profound. It's an encephalopathy. Your brain doesn't work right. You don't know where you are. You don't know who you are. Yeah, you'll hallucinate, but it's not sound good.

1:00:37 Caller Well, I was reading the warning on it, and I was really concerned about them because they're taking like 20 a day, and as soon as they get down, they take like eight more to get back up again.

1:00:46 Lit Tell them to try Robitussin instead. A couple bottles of that probably go down a little easier.

1:00:51 Adam They just hit themselves on the head with a frying pan.

1:00:53 Drew That would be easier. That would be more effective.

1:00:56 Caller They're calling it the legal acid and everything.

1:00:57 Caller By the way, I love Lit.

1:01:00 Drew Gee, thanks.

1:01:00 Caller Thank you.

1:01:01 Drew So, Crystal, did you understand what I said?

1:01:03 Caller Yeah.

1:01:04 Drew It's an encephalopathy.

1:01:05 Adam She didn't seem to be listening, actually.

1:01:07 Drew It's a delirium. And it's not a hallucinogenic high, the way LSE is. It's not a result of its primary effect on the brain. It's a side effect of an overdose. And people can get other problems with this, too. It can be very, very serious.

1:01:19 Adam You know, when I was growing up, I knew guys who liked to get effed up, but they didn't seem to have an unyielding desire to get effed up at all costs.

1:01:30 Drew This is like smoking gasoline.

1:01:32 Lit 800 aspirin, if they hear that, it will make them hallucinate or something.

1:01:35 Adam If somebody had some weed, we'd smoke it. And if somebody's older brother scored a six pack of Mickey's, we'd gladly go to the park and drink it on a Friday night. But it wasn't like we were sitting around going, well, we don't got any weed, and we don't got any Mickey's Big Mouth. But what we do have is a sack of Sudafedamine and some garlic tablets and some bromide. And if we can mix that all together and we put a plastic bag over our head, I think we can catch some kind of rush. You know what I mean? It scares me. I mean, I understand the humans need to sort of alter themselves. It seems like a very human thing. And I think a lot of people, I think that's what a lot of people, why a lot of people are attracted to sex. They get to kind of get out of it for a minute. I mean, they get to be sort of altered. They get to not think about work and not think about the boss or the kids or whatever it is, the school teacher, whatever it is, they're thinking about just sex. And I think that's why people like to get effed up. But to need to go down to the auto parts store, get yourself a thing, a quick start, spray it into a rag and suck on it while you're peddling on a stationary bike, that scares me a little bit. I mean, just scrape a bong. And if you can't get any resins off the bong, then just hold off until you can score more weed or another six pack. But what is all the, you know, I'm drinking four gallons of Robitussin, you know what I mean?

1:03:10 Lit He was the first guy to try it.

1:03:12 Lit And who decided that you'd need 20? Like I think probably Dramamine comes in like packets of what, four or five at the gift shop. And unless you're traveling like every other day or something.

1:03:23 Drew Yeah. I think the fact that people discovered toad licking speaks for itself in terms of the human drive to alter.

1:03:29 Lit Yeah. There you go.

1:03:30 Lit I heard a very weird one from, I was talking to, had a really cool opportunity to talk to Stephen Tyler for a while about these kind of things. And he was talking about morning glory seeds.

1:03:40 Adam He's in a band called Aerosmith.

1:03:42 Lit I think I heard him. What was that? Did you hear that? Was that? Did he just drop a name?

1:03:47 Drew Gypsumweed, morning glory seed. These are all things people have discovered that.

1:03:50 Adam And what did he say? What did Stephen Tyler say?

1:03:52 Lit He was talking about chopping up morning glory seeds and eating them for a buzz back in the day, but was saying that it's not a good thing.

1:03:59 Lit And then he went, ow! So who knows?

1:04:03 Adam Eric?

1:04:04 Yes, sir.

1:04:04 Adam You're 23.

1:04:05 Caller Yes, man. I just want to say I love your guys show.

1:04:08 Adam Thank you.

1:04:09 Caller You guys kick ass.

1:04:10 Adam Thanks.

1:04:11 Lit Thanks a lot, man.

1:04:12 Caller Huh?

1:04:14 Adam What's your question?

1:04:15 Caller Oh, yeah. See, I think me and my girlfriend have been going out for about two years. And I just like, well, I came to my house last night and my car got caught. I'm having like her cheating on me. And like we have got to this big fight. OK.

1:04:32 Drew And this was last night.

1:04:34 Caller Yeah. And like, I tried calling her and she won't call me. She called me once and like I keep pays her and pays her. She won't call me. And like, I don't know what's going on. We've been going out for about two years.

1:04:45 Adam Yeah. You want us to call her?

1:04:46 Caller Huh?

1:04:47 Adam You want us to call her?

1:04:49 Caller She's not at home right now.

1:04:50 Adam All right. Fine. I didn't want to talk to her anyway. I felt it would be an uncomfortable situation. But you caught her cheating last night, right?

1:05:00 Caller Yeah.

1:05:01 Adam Who was she cheating with?

1:05:03 Caller It was one of my best friend's friend.

1:05:08 Adam Best friend's friend? What would she say if we asked her?

1:05:11 Caller If you know, I have no idea. She was like the real bitchy type.

1:05:18 Lit Did you say that you went home last night and saw this? Yeah. So did you live with her? No.

1:05:24 Caller It was at my parents' house.

1:05:26 Drew Did this happen?

1:05:27 Lit Yeah.

1:05:28 Caller Yes.

1:05:29 Caller Wow.

1:05:30 Adam Why was she cheating at your parents' house?

1:05:33 Caller Because she stayed the night that night. She was acting real weird when I got up because I was getting ready for work. She just kept on acting because she had a real bad attitude and she didn't want to talk to me or anything.

1:05:49 Drew That was this morning? Yeah. Did you get violent or get aggressive with her?

1:05:54 Caller She got violent. I tried not to get violent. She ran out in the middle of the street and started screaming and like, because you caught her cheating.

1:06:04 Caller Yes.

1:06:06 Adam Okay.

1:06:06 Drew This sounds like a real winner.

1:06:07 Adam There's pieces missing here. But Eric, why are you trying to get a hold of her so bad? I mean, maybe you guys should just break up. Remember the part about her sleeping with that other guy?

1:06:19 Caller Yeah.

1:06:20 Adam Yeah. What's up with you? She's crazy.

1:06:23 Caller I know.

1:06:24 Adam I know. Why do you love her so much?

1:06:26 Caller I don't know. She's real good in bed.

1:06:31 Adam She gets a lot of practice.

1:06:32 Lit That'll do it.

1:06:33 Adam Well, your work. Eric, please have some dignity, brother.

1:06:37 Caller I got this other brother to talk to me right now.

1:06:39 Adam Oh, fantastic. Hey, Eric, please don't get anyone pregnant.

1:06:45 Caller Yeah, I'm trying not to.

1:06:47 Adam Well, what are you trying?

1:06:50 Caller Like all the girls that I have sex with, I don't like to use protection.

1:06:55 Adam Yeah. Where are you calling from?

1:06:58 Lit I was just wondering the same thing.

1:06:59 Adam Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm smelling a little white trash over here.

1:07:03 Lit Cincinnati, did you say?

1:07:05 Adam Yeah.

1:07:05 Lit Well, there you go.

1:07:06 Adam Is that what's going on? You got a little white trash in you?

1:07:09 Caller Yeah.

1:07:09 Adam Yeah?

1:07:10 Caller Yep.

1:07:11 Adam Yeah. Let me explain the biggest mistake that the white trash makes.

1:07:15 Caller Okay.

1:07:16 Adam It's the perpetuation of the white trash. You could wait out your white trash.

1:07:22 Drew You don't have to live the white trash lifestyle with such vigor.

1:07:26 Adam Yeah. I mean, here's how you get out of it. Just don't have any goddamn kids before you're 30. You'll make it right out of White Trashville.

1:07:36 Drew Yeah.

1:07:36 Adam I mean, here's what happens. You're banging around with a bunch of other crazy white trash chicks who want to get pregnant because their mom had them when they were 17 and a half, and their daddy left, and they never knew them, and everyone is daddy now. And meanwhile, it's like you're in some swamp, and the more you move, the deeper you get. You need to try to float. Don't fight, float. Don't wrestle. You wrestle, and you just get in deeper and deeper. What happened to quicksand, by the way? That's one of the TV things I forgot about. Every other episode of a TV or movie, someone was falling in quicksand. Now it doesn't seem to exist anymore. I've never seen it. I don't hear about it. No one gets caught in it. That's right. People used to get caught in quicksand all the time.

1:08:24 Drew Well, all of us knew how to get out of it. It was always the same thing.

1:08:27 Adam Don't move. You go deeper. Here, here's a stick. The guy would always go deeper and deeper, and then they'd cut to the pit helmet.

1:08:35 Drew Yeah, on top.

1:08:36 Adam Just the guy's hat floating on top of it. And I remember growing up thinking, there's a viable chance I may be claimed by quicksand before, let's say, 25 or 30.

1:08:47 Lit Like when you went to camp or something, they're going to have a big...

1:08:50 Adam Yeah, I'd watch... I wasn't even going to figure out where I was going to hit this quicksand, but I'd watch enough Tarzan movies. Gilligan's Island. Enough Gilligan's Island, enough Shazam. I'd just seen enough 70s TV to realize that if you'd asked me at age 12, what the likelihood of me expiring from quicksand, like, would my life be taken by quicksand? I would have said 50... I'd say 50-50. I'd say about 50-50. Yeah. And that's a modest estimate. It's probably higher to... more like 65. Yeah, now no one's dying of quicksand anymore. All right, but here's my point. He is going down the same road, his entire family, and all these chicks he's banging around with, and this crazy, chaotic bitch who's screwing around with his friends, friend, and then running out in the street. And this is just... hey, this is Jerry Springer here.

1:09:38 Drew Yes.

1:09:39 Adam Just don't get anyone pregnant. Don't hang around with the screwballs. Go to work, save your money, buy yourself something, and drive far away.

1:09:50 Caller Yeah, that's right.

1:09:51 Drew That's right.

1:09:52 Adam That's the plan.

1:09:53 Caller All right.

1:09:53 Adam We got to take a break. We'll speak to Sarah when we come back. Sarah, you had a wart removed?

1:10:02 Caller I had HPV removed from my cervix.

1:10:04 Adam Yeah, that's the wart virus, right?

1:10:06 Drew That's the wart.

1:10:07 Adam Yeah. So now, do you have warts on your cervix?

1:10:10 Drew Yes.

1:10:11 Caller I had them on there and I had them removed.

1:10:13 Adam I see.

1:10:14 Drew You're kind of confused. We'll talk about it.

1:10:16 Adam You are. Okay. All right. Does that sound like a good person to talk to?

1:10:20 Drew Yeah.

1:10:20 Adam Hold on a second. Yeah. No, you want to pee. That's why you're saying yes. Come on. I know. When Drew either wants to pee or make a phone call, it's like, yeah, when we come back, we're going to talk to line one. Stu is 20. Stu is currently taking a nap. Yeah, it's a good call. We'll talk to him. No, we're not talking to him. Jaden, hold on a second. Jaden?

1:10:44 Yeah.

1:10:44 Adam You're 22?

1:10:45 Caller Yeah.

1:10:46 Adam You were sent to a doctor to find out whether you were gay or not?

1:10:52 Drew Make him not gay.

1:10:53 Caller No, no. I went to a licensed LCSW. It's like a reparative therapist.

1:10:59 Adam Right.

1:10:59 Caller Because I'm gay and at the time, I thought I wanted to be cured of it.

1:11:04 Adam I see.

1:11:04 Caller So I went to get that done.

1:11:07 Drew Interesting.

1:11:09 Adam How many times did you go?

1:11:11 Caller Oh, like 40.

1:11:13 Adam I see. Did you do that aversion therapy where every time you blew a guy, he snapped a rubber band on your wrist? No. I did that once. You did that once. Yeah. It was horrible because I didn't even want to blow the guy. You know what I'm saying? And my wrist was sore. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We have Lit here tonight. We'll speak to Jaden about this controversial therapy after this.

1:11:45 Caller Loveline, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. 1-800-LOVE-1-91. We'll be right back.

1:12:19 Adam Yep, it is Loveline and Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Stone Temple Pilots in here tomorrow night. Tonight we have Lit, Jeremy and AJ are in here now. And when we left off, we were speaking to Jayden. Jayden is 22, somebody sent him to a therapist to see about not being gay anymore.

1:12:43 Caller Hello?

1:12:44 Adam Jayden? Yeah. Did you send yourself or did somebody send you to this therapy?

1:12:48 Caller Yeah, I was kind of encouraged, but I chose to go.

1:12:51 Adam I see. And is this the sort of religious-based stuff?

1:12:55 Caller Yeah, it was, unfortunately.

1:12:57 Adam And how did it work?

1:12:58 Caller Like, well, they, they, basically it's all based on this, on the pretense that, that homosexuality is really, is evil.

1:13:06 Drew Oh, boy.

1:13:06 Caller And that, and that if you are gay, then you need to be, that you can be cured of it and that it's, it's not. I kind of, I think a lot of the, the way that my therapist thought of it is he explained it to me as he said, he said I was stuck in my, like, development because he said, like if you look at two and three year olds, they all have friends that are the same gender and stuff like that. And that I was somehow stuck at that age and that I never grew out of that. Like I, if I kept going, that I would eventually grow out of my desire to, or my attraction for men and I would be attracted to women suddenly.

1:13:42 Adam I see. Well, interesting, but, you know, you just, you can't talk people out of the anus.

1:13:49 Drew How did he propose to get you out of that, though?

1:13:53 Caller I don't know. Like, I mean, he would just bring up subjects and he would just talk about things like in the past. And then I would kind of talk about how I was feeling. It was just, I don't, it was easy to talk to him.

1:14:05 Drew But what, was he suggesting that it's something that could be resolved in 40 sessions?

1:14:10 Caller Pardon me?

1:14:11 Drew Does he think it could be resolved in 40 sessions? Are you supposed to be there for years?

1:14:15 Caller No, I don't know how long he thought it would take. I just got tired of it.

1:14:19 Drew You just dropped out.

1:14:19 Caller Yeah, well, I just realized, like, I started reading about this whole thing, and I'm a psychology major, and I started reading what the APA said about it. I didn't even know about all this stuff. I had no idea that somebody even gay would just go to a therapist just for that. That's kind of the reason I'm calling it, is because after I read what the APA, like they said, they denounced it a while ago, like in the, I think in the 80s or something.

1:14:46 Adam That therapy, you mean?

1:14:47 Caller Yeah, the whole, and anything, and just the fact that if you're homosexual, that you even need to get therapy based on that alone. And so I started reading it, and some of the things that they said about it is that it had been kind of dangerous, and that people who had gone to it had more likelihood of committing suicide and things like that. And so that kind of prompted me to quit, but then also I didn't...

1:15:09 Drew Was that the... You know, I'm not advocating, I'm just curious. Is that the specific... No, I'm glad you are.

1:15:15 Caller I've emailed you on your website a few times.

1:15:17 Drew I missed it. I'm sorry. Is that the specific form of therapy that you had that they're concerned about? Because it sounds like you had just sort of more general therapy with the guy that...

1:15:25 Caller No, it wasn't. Mine was not general therapy.

1:15:27 Drew Mine was specifically to cure to homosexuality. Well, there you go.

1:15:31 Adam And in that 40-week period that you went, did you ever slip up?

1:15:38 Caller Oh, well, actually, I'm not sexually active, so it didn't matter. It was all based on my desires that I was trying to change, not my behavior.

1:15:48 Adam I see. And are you still not sexually active?

1:15:52 Caller Right. I'm still not.

1:15:53 Caller How come?

1:15:54 Caller Well, I'm kind of... I could be, but I feel like I'd have to... The people where I live that are openly gay seem to me to be real extreme and like on a lot of drugs and stuff, and I don't want to... They seem like they sleep around a lot more, and I don't want to lower my...

1:16:10 Drew Why don't you look around for a guy, though, that doesn't do that?

1:16:12 Caller Oh, tell me about it. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm looking as hard as I can.

1:16:18 Adam Yeah, you're going to have to find a young guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. Once a guy knows he's gay, that's it. Game on. Game on. Lori Holes and Western Night. Oh, yeah. Those amyl nitrate poppers. One big party. Game on.

1:16:35 Drew So do you have a question for us, Jayden?

1:16:37 Caller Yeah, well, my question is, what I was wondering is, do you think that I should try, maybe, like, I haven't seen a therapist at all since that one. That's the only one I've ever seen. Do you think I should go to another therapist to see about, like, undoing some of what this therapist did or anything like that?

1:16:53 Adam Just go to a nice secular one, one that doesn't have a religious twist to them. Yeah. And don't talk to them about being gay all the time.

1:17:02 Drew Yeah, but most, the vast majority of therapists would not try to even, would not consider that something worthy of dissection.

1:17:10 Adam Yeah, you know they're bad therapists when you leave at the end of the day and they say, see you in hell.

1:17:17 Drew But I'm not clear why you need to, I mean, just talking to you, hang on a sec, you seem pretty well put together.

1:17:22 Lit That's what I was going to say. Are you still, like, are you comfortable with the fact that you're gay? Are you still having trouble with that?

1:17:28 Caller No, I'm starting to come to group, yeah, I mean, there's still some things that I'm uncomfortable with, but for the most part, I'm really starting to accept that and just try and tailor a lifestyle that I don't have to compromise my morals but that I can still live who I am.

1:17:42 Drew I mean, you're looking for a real relationship. That's very mature, that's substantial. You can handle that, you know, you can sort of assess people appropriately, make good judgments, go ahead and have a relationship.

1:17:53 Caller So you wouldn't suggest getting more therapy just for that?

1:17:58 Drew Not unless you're having mood disturbances, anxiety problems.

1:18:01 Adam You gotta get therapy because you're gay and you're not active and you're scared and you're not having a relationship.

1:18:08 Drew But if he's able to do that.

1:18:09 Adam Well, Adam, you would be proud of me.

1:18:10 Caller I do dig the anal, like, well, I mean, I've never done it, but that's what I dream about. You know, when I think about it, that's what I want. So when you talk to those gay guys and you're like, and some of them say, oh, I don't want to have any anal sex. I don't know what they're smoking. I'm not even sure they're gay, but I mean, I'm sure they are.

1:18:27 Adam So you're saying you're all about the anal, except for you've never had it and you're gay. Other than that, you're a spokesman for the Anal Committee.

1:18:34 Caller Yeah, like, I'm a fadicizer when I whack off. That's what I think about.

1:18:38 Adam OK, you go anal.

1:18:40 Caller Yeah, and hey, by the way, how come you never say recoculus anymore? I love that word.

1:18:43 Adam Oh, I don't know. I forgot.

1:18:44 Caller Yeah, you gotta get back to angambling.

1:18:46 Adam All right, recoculus and gambling. You're right. We gotta find our roots. All right. All right, Jay. Thank you. Thank you. Boy, he's, I couldn't figure him out, but something's up. See, that's a problem.

1:18:59 Lit He seemed like a pretty normal guy. He seemed pretty cool, you know?

1:19:01 Lit I'm heterosexual, but I'm holding out for the right girl. I can understand what he's talking about.

1:19:05 Adam He seems like maybe he got raised in a sort of religious family and he's a little bit freaked out about his proclivity and, oh, man, that's got to screw you up. I mean, you know what I mean? You're having these lustful thoughts for men and you're thinking about all this religion and Bible study and church on Sundays.

1:19:25 Lit Well, it sounds like, too, he wasn't too, he's not too stoked on the whole, like, the Blue Oyster Bar sort of village people idea of being gay, you know?

1:19:35 Adam Right. Which, which to me is everything.

1:19:37 Lit Well, that's the whole point.

1:19:38 Adam That's the reason I go gay.

1:19:39 Lit I was going to be gay, I'd want to be a village guy.

1:19:40 Drew Should we play a song?

1:19:41 Adam Me, too. Yes.

1:19:42 Drew The song?

1:19:43 Adam You want to do that? All right. Let me just tell Sarah. Sarah?

1:19:47 Caller Yeah.

1:19:47 Adam You got to hang on with her.

1:19:48 Lit Hey, Sarah.

1:19:49 Caller Yeah.

1:19:49 Lit Do you want to hear our new song?

1:19:51 Caller Yeah.

1:19:53 Drew Maybe we should just take her question.

1:19:55 Adam Hey, Sarah, we're going to answer your question. We're going to, we're going to hear a new song from Lit first, OK?

1:19:59 Caller OK.

1:20:00 Adam All right? All right. OK.

1:20:03 Lit Brace yourself.

1:20:04 Adam I, I, I just want you to know that people, people who call this show are pretty much interested in their own ass. That's usually the way it goes. And she's concerned about her wart-riddled cervix at this point.

1:20:20 Lit Oh, is that Sarah the one?

1:20:21 Adam She's got bigger fish to fry than your new soundtrack. I hear you. All right. This is a, this is a new one from Lit. It is off of Titan, which is coming out in June. And this one is called Over My Head. Man, that sounded good.

1:24:12 Lit Thank you.

1:24:13 Adam That really sounded good. Wow, I had the headphones on the whole time. Drew was plugging away on the computer, but I was digging that vibe.

1:24:24 Drew The guys were talking to you, Adam. Seemed kind of rude the way you didn't answer. I now understand why.

1:24:29 Lit No, I was talking to you, man.

1:24:31 Adam Songs, I usually have to listen to songs 10 or 15 times before I decide I don't like them. No, before I decide I do like them, and that one sounded good the first time. That's good. I was told Steven Tyler was singing in the back of that.

1:24:48 Lit That's true.

1:24:49 Adam How did that come about?

1:24:50 Lit Very cool.

1:24:51 Lit Well, we did that with Glenn Ballard who-

1:24:54 Adam Oh, shut up.

1:24:54 Drew He was telling you the story.

1:24:56 Lit Oh, really?

1:24:56 Adam I was listening to this song.

1:24:57 Lit I'm going to tell you again. It's all good.

1:24:59 Lit Yeah. We recorded that on a couple of different days off in LA, New York, and Boston. When we were in Boston, he came into the studio with Glenn just because they were hanging out together and they rolled in.

1:25:11 Lit Glenn Ballard is the guy he produced with us.

1:25:13 Lit Right. I already said that part.

1:25:14 Lit Okay. Sorry. Sorry.

1:25:17 Lit Then next thing you know, we're eating Thai food in Washington. He wants to be a millionaire with Steven Tyler. It was very surreal one of those nights. Then an hour later, he was in the studio with us just belting out backup vocals.

1:25:32 Adam I'm sure you'd heard of Aerosmith growing up and all that kind of stuff.

1:25:38 Lit A couple of things. I wasn't too familiar with their music, but I'd heard that they were rock man. They were some back in the 70s or something.

1:25:47 Adam The thing is, though, and so that's cool and he sounds great. I mean, I don't think I would have guessed that was him in the back, but somebody gave it a really interesting sound and now I know who it was. But did it freak you out hanging out with him? Once in a while, I'll meet somebody I really want to meet, and then I'll hang out for about 10 minutes, and then I'll realize it's too much pressure. I want to go home and tell somebody.

1:26:13 Lit He's like the one rock star that I always wanted to meet and get an autograph and get a picture with, and that night we did. It was cool. We got the picture of Steven with his headphones on and me right next to him singing. It's going to be one of the things you want to blow up to a poster size for your living room.

1:26:27 Lit It was definitely one of those rare career highlights where you just go, wow, this is some serious stuff happening here.

1:26:35 Adam And how far into the song were you before he wandered in?

1:26:39 Lit He showed up.

1:26:40 Adam Or before you enlisted him?

1:26:41 Lit It was like vocal day, and he was listening to the demo version, which was like rough vocals. And he's sitting right in front of me listening to this rough vocal track, and I'm just like, no, dude, I don't want you to hear this. But he was into the song, and it was just like, do you feel like singing backups tonight? Do you feel like singing vocals? And he was like, hell yeah.

1:27:01 Lit I don't think he did.

1:27:03 Lit He said, hell yeah, but it was just one of those moments, man. It was just like, I can't believe. I asked Glenn if it was cool to ask him. I was like, is that something you can ask even Tyler? Will you sing on my album? And he was singing on our song, and he was down with it.

1:27:15 Adam The real cool move is when you ask him to leave an outgoing message on your phone machine. That's when he knows you're all for this.

1:27:22 Lit What's rad about him too is he's been totally at the very top, and then all the way down to the very rock bottom, and now he's back on top, and so that's just... He's sitting around with that guy for an hour and talking to him is unbelievable.

1:27:37 Adam Oh, I bet he's got a million stories. I bet there's not a band that they haven't either opened for or opened for them or they opened for, depending on where they were in their career. I bet he could probably tell you some stories about being up, being down, and opening for some crampy band that ain't around anymore in 83 or something when they were slumping a little bit for some one-hit wonder. God, I love those things. All right, anyway, we will... You know what's a great Aerosmith song?

1:28:12 Lit Toys in the Attic?

1:28:12 Adam Toys in the Attic and Rats in the Cellar. Never hear those two on the radio.

1:28:17 Lit Or Seasons of Weather is another good one, too.

1:28:19 Adam I'd like to hear some Toys in the Attic every once in a while. All right, Drew, I know that's a personal favorite of yours. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Lit after this.

1:28:28 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:28:31 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Stone Temple Pilots in here tomorrow night. Lit in here tonight. AJ and Jeremy are here.

1:29:14 Lit Hey, when they get here tomorrow night, tell them we said hi.

1:29:17 Adam All right, Drew, remember that.

1:29:19 Drew Yep. Lit says hi.

1:29:20 Adam There you go.

1:29:21 Lit Tell them Lit's big fans.

1:29:22 Adam Very good.

1:29:23 Lit Do you know them?

1:29:24 Lit Never. No. We've not met them. But definitely a great band.

1:29:27 Adam But they should be popping into a recording studio near you anytime now and taking you guys out for Thai food. That's the way I see things shaping up. Sarah?

1:29:38 Lit Yeah.

1:29:38 Adam Oh, Sarah.

1:29:39 Drew Anderson.

1:29:40 Lit Wait, listen.

1:29:41 Adam Oh, there it is. There it is. Oh, yeah.

1:29:44 Lit Turn it up. This is a great rock tune right here.

1:29:49 Adam All right. Just give us a few seconds of this.

1:29:51 Drew Sarah's never going to get to answer a question.

1:29:53 Adam I don't care.

1:29:54 Lit Here comes the good part.

1:29:54 Adam I want to hear the good part.

1:30:07 Lit That's good stuff right there, kids. I'm just getting into the...

1:30:10 Adam No, we're getting to the part where he sings with the guitar. You know, we're going... Oh, come on, Eris.

1:30:18 Lit We don't have enough of that anymore.

1:30:19 Adam Give us that part. Yeah, where the guy sings with the riff.

1:30:22 Drew Come on.

1:30:23 Adam Oh, is this Rance in the Cellar?

1:30:28 Lit I just think he's great that he has that on deck.

1:30:31 Adam Thanks. Oh, yeah. Kids, you don't know what you're missing.

1:30:50 Lit You know, they do make this on CD now.

1:30:54 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:30:56 Lit Of course, these are all in the LP.

1:30:58 Adam All right, you're going to have to cue that up for the commercial.

1:31:00 Lit That's good stuff.

1:31:01 Adam I haven't heard either one of those songs in a million years. Sarah. Yes. Year 20. What's up? Okay. We got more Aerosmith to play. We're doing a rock block.

1:31:13 Drew Go ahead.

1:31:15 Caller Three years ago, I was diagnosed with cervical cancer at first. And then they said like a year later that I had HPV.

1:31:25 Drew Well, that's pretty much what causes cervical cancer.

1:31:27 Caller Yeah. Well, now they're saying this doctor I'm going to, I go to him every four months. He says that he thinks this whole time that I've only had cervical cancer and that I never had HPV.

1:31:39 Drew Really? That's interesting.

1:31:40 Caller But I went to a doctor before who's been a doctor for like 30 something years and he says that I've had HPV this whole time, that it's never been cervical cancer. My question is, I know the difference between the two, but I want to know, can you pass HPV to another partner if you use a condom?

1:32:02 Drew Yes, just because the condom is not a perfect barrier.

1:32:05 Caller Because I like, I've been so scared to have sex since I found this out and I've been with somebody. Like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, and he doesn't understand, I'm just too scared to have sex with him.

1:32:21 Drew He probably already has warts. Thirty percent of people your age do.

1:32:26 Adam Yeah.

1:32:26 Caller But I'm just scared to even talk to him about it.

1:32:29 Caller Why?

1:32:30 Caller Well, we were friends before we even-

1:32:33 Drew One out of three of your friends have this.

1:32:35 Adam Really?

1:32:36 Drew Absolutely.

1:32:37 Adam I don't know anyone who has warts, I don't think.

1:32:39 Drew They either don't know it or they have it and don't talk to you about it.

1:32:43 Adam Well, guys know it when they have it, though.

1:32:44 Drew Not necessarily.

1:32:45 Adam Most of the time?

1:32:46 Drew Most of the time.

1:32:47 Adam All right.

1:32:47 Caller And seeing I don't have anybody to talk to, like my mom.

1:32:50 Adam Well, listen, you can use a condom and have safe sex with them.

1:32:54 Drew Especially when the warts are being controlled like this. You're less infectious when the warts are removed. And you do need to talk to your boyfriend about it so he understands what he's doing, the risk he's taking. But the risk to a male doesn't really have any consequence, right? Except that he can pass it to other people. But then again, he should be wearing a condom fastidiously anyway, so.

1:33:13 Caller Yeah.

1:33:14 Adam All right. So put the condom on and then talk to your doctor about what route to go here.

1:33:19 Drew It's pretty certain that you-

1:33:21 Caller Well, I've asked him and they've always said just go out and have sex. But I'm too scared to have sex with him because I don't know how he'll react to me telling him, you know, for two years, three years, I've had HPV and I've never told you. And that's why we haven't had sex.

1:33:37 Adam Well, yeah, but you can say it was diagnosed-

1:33:40 Drew And by the way, he's been holding out for two years. This may be the greatest moment of his life. Saying, you know, here, you don't have to do this, but I've got HPV, I just want you to know why I've been holding out.

1:33:50 Adam Yeah.

1:33:50 Drew Got to do a swan dive.

1:33:51 Adam I want to get her doctor's number, by the way. I like these guys. Go out and have sex. Go out and have sex.

1:33:56 Drew Enjoy.

1:33:57 Adam One of them hired me a male prostitute once. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break so we can hear more Aerosmith and we'll be back with more Lit after this.

1:34:11 Caller We'll be right back with more Love Line.

1:34:46 Adam Well, that just about does it. It's so nice to see that tremendous success is not spoiled lit. Still just a bunch of friendly, regular guys who are happy to be here and happy to be alive.

1:35:01 Lit Absolutely. Thanks for having us back. This is our third time, I realize, today.

1:35:05 Drew Is it?

1:35:06 Lit That's awesome.

1:35:06 Drew Yeah.

1:35:07 Adam Our pleasure. And when you guys are out with no doubt this summer and you're making the rounds, by all means, come by and say hi to us.

1:35:16 Drew And when we say it's been three years since you've been here, you can remind us it's been like four months. Right.

1:35:21 Adam Six weeks from now. All right. So, A Place in the Sun is the name of the CD. Go out and get it.

1:35:26 Lit Go out and get it tomorrow, okay?

1:35:27 Adam Friends of the show and they deserve your support. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:35:35 Caller My boyfriend had like a mouth on his sword.

1:35:39 Adam Well now.

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