Episode 1000754887033

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1:03 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

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1:09 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board-certifying physician and addiction medicine specialist. And Anne, is Sophia Coppola coming in tomorrow night or is that up in the air? Yeah? There we go. There we go. All right, Dr. Drew's mic is on and we'll find out about that tomorrow or sometime tonight. But let's get to the business at hand. Stone Temple Pilots are our guests tonight. Robert DeLeo is in here. Scott Weiland will be in here in just a few minutes. He's attending the Laker game, which should be wrapping up about now.

1:52 Drew What's going on out there, Lakers?

1:54 They're not watching.

1:56 Stone Temple Pilots I think they were up a point.

1:57 Whatever.

1:58 Adam Good radio. Two points. Listen, I'm hoping they don't win just to make it an interesting series. My mom and grandma, you never talk to women about basketball, older women, and they go, well, it's just not fair. They put a big fella right there under the basket. They toss him the ball, and he drops it into the hoop. And you think to yourself, oh, Jesus, Grant, you don't understand. There's elbows flying. There's hips flying. There's other big guys muscling them out of position. There's three seconds in the key. There's the picks and give and goes and all kinds of stuff. But now when I see Shaq and I see the Lakers and I see him playing a lot of their teams, I'm starting to hear my grandma's voice in my head. I put a big fella in there. They toss him the ball, and either they foul him or he makes the basket. You know, they do like redundant talk, old people. They make the touchdown score. So I'm starting to think that way with the Lakers. And even though I was born and bred in Los Angeles and I'm a Lakers fan, I'd like to see an interesting series. So I wouldn't mind if they got lost tonight. But let's talk about the Stone Temple Pilots. The CD is four. We're going to hear something off of that. And where are you guys heading? And because I know you got a tour starting. I think it's on my birthday. It's a matter of fact. Is it May 27th in Boston?

3:25 Stone Temple Pilots Actually, we start May 20th.

3:28 Adam Oh, wait a minute. It's not my birthday.

3:30 Stone Temple Pilots It's next week.

3:31 Drew Well, I'll have you know, I've been looking for a hot shaving dispenser for a week now.

3:36 Adam Yeah.

3:36 Drew It's not easy.

3:37 Adam Well, keep looking, buddy.

3:38 Drew And the thing to release gel, forget it.

3:41 Adam Oh, really?

3:42 Drew You're not getting that one.

3:43 Adam I can't fit my edge cams into that heater.

3:45 Drew There ain't no such thing.

3:46 Adam All right. Well, enough about my birthday. The tour starts the 20th and I'm looking at the dates here. This is going to be, you're going to have your work cut out for you.

3:56 Stone Temple Pilots Absolutely. It's about time. It's been a while.

3:59 Adam You're looking forward to it?

4:00 Stone Temple Pilots I'm looking forward to it. And Scott is in, I wish he was here to tell you himself.

4:05 Adam Well, he will be.

4:07 Stone Temple Pilots Very good health right now.

4:08 Adam That's good. Now, how long has he been out of the pokey?

4:12 Stone Temple Pilots Oh, boy. I'm looking at my manager right now.

4:15 Drew Six months? Eight months?

4:18 Stone Temple Pilots About six months. Five, six months.

4:20 Adam And he was in for about five, six?

4:23 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, he was in there about five, six.

4:25 Adam And, I mean, well, tell me what you think about it. I had a friend go into prison for about five, six months for drugs. And now, looking back on it, it was probably the best thing that had happened to him.

4:38 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, it seems to be working. I think hopefully Scott didn't just get new ways to masturbate out of it. You know what I mean?

4:45 Adam Well, that could have been a plus as well.

4:46 Stone Temple Pilots Well, yeah. But I mean, I think keeping off drugs is something that he needs. I told him the other day that when he is on drugs, he cannot handle it. He is a different person.

4:58 Adam Right.

4:59 Stone Temple Pilots He's a different something.

5:01 Adam Right.

5:01 Stone Temple Pilots And he needs to, he needs to, just the best he can to stay off of it. And going to jail for doing drugs is something I don't think he enjoys. I mean, getting to that point where he is literally going behind bars for drugs. I think he will agree it's not where he wants to be in his life.

5:21 Adam But we had this discussion, I think it was last week when Todd, who came in here, whose attorney came in here?

5:30 Drew Todd McCormick.

5:31 Adam Todd McCormick, the pot farmer with the chronic cancer guy came in here, Woody Harrelson, all those guys. And we were talking about drugs, and we all think they should be legalized for the most part. And I don't like to see people in prison for drugs, but once in a while it saves someone's life.

5:48 Stone Temple Pilots Sure.

5:49 Adam I mean, if they were just going to basically implode on the outside and there's no force that can get them to stop, then when they're in there...

5:58 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, it sucks that the criminals that go to jail don't get reformed, you know? A lot of people go to jail for far worse things and come out, you know, committing the same crimes.

6:08 Adam Right.

6:09 Stone Temple Pilots And that's a shame.

6:15 Drew Shame that they're let out?

6:16 Stone Temple Pilots What's that?

6:16 Drew A shame that they're let out or a shame that they don't get better?

6:18 Stone Temple Pilots No, it's a shame that they don't, you know, are rehabilitated.

6:22 Adam Yeah, it'd be nice. I think some of them are. I think you don't tend to hear about them quite as much, but you certainly hear about the repeat offenders.

6:31 Stone Temple Pilots Right.

6:31 Adam But be that as it may, we won't spin off that far in that direction. We want to talk about the tour and the Alm and all that good stuff. And we'll take some phone calls. We'll hear some stuff from Stone Temple Pilots. Drew?

6:45 Drew They're watching that game like it's a...

6:47 Adam Okay. Yeah, what? Is the game almost over, Rand?

6:51 Drew It's going to overtime.

6:52 Adam Oh, really? How much time? What's the score? Lakers are up. Sun's getting the ball back. They got one last chance.

7:02 Stone Temple Pilots 97-96.

7:03 Drew How much time?

7:04 Adam Two seconds.

7:05 Drew Two seconds.

7:06 Adam All right. We'll hop on the phones. Joey?

7:10 Drew Joey?

7:10 Yeah.

7:10 Adam You're 22. What's up?

7:12 Caller Ah, yeah. How you guys doing? First time caller. Listen to this show all the time. I had to say that.

7:16 Drew Great. Cool.

7:18 Caller No, I'm going to get to the point. When I get an erection, when I'm with my girlfriend and she turns me on and I get an erection, after I leave, if we don't have any physical contact or anything, after I leave and I start to lose my erection, it's like I have, like I either need to orgasm or I have to go to the bathroom. There's like, it like leaks out, I guess you could say a little bit, not a lot.

7:45 Adam Yeah.

7:46 Caller But it's only after I have the erection and after it's going down. It's not during, it's not before. It never happens any other time except for when my erection is going down.

7:56 Drew When it's going down. That's interesting.

7:58 Adam We don't get this that much.

8:00 Drew I suspect it's in the plumbing, it's in the pipes. It just sort of-

8:05 Caller I do have a small bladder. I don't know if that is anything that-

8:08 Drew No, it's not urine. It's semen, I'm sure of it, because pre-cum is very common. I suspect it's just sort of- the pipes are primed, and then when they sort of contract, something leaks out.

8:17 Adam Well, maybe it's just gravity. Maybe when the penis starts heading down toward terra firma, the semen just starts seeping out.

8:24 Caller Okay, because I do- I mean, this is another personal thing.

8:28 Adam Only six minutes in the show and you punched a mic. Usually about the eight or ten minute mark.

8:33 Caller Well, I mean, it takes me forever to finally reach orgasm.

8:37 Drew That's nice.

8:38 Caller But just that there's a little-

8:40 Caller it's like pre-ejaculation.

8:43 Drew That's what it is.

8:43 Caller There's a little bit. Is that- is there anything I can do for that or is there-

8:47 Adam Yes, put some tissue in your underpants before you go to your girlfriend's house.

8:50 Drew No, it is normal and everyone gets it.

8:52 Caller Okay, because this is like- it never really happens.

8:55 Adam All right. This guy is very concerned about the three droplets of clear fluid that come out of his penis after he's had a sustained erection. It's like he could wax on. He could do a good two-hour set on just his penis and the fluid that drips out on the way home. Fisher?

9:14 Yeah.

9:15 Adam You're 15. What's up?

9:16 Caller Yeah. I was at a party last week and I got pretty messed up. I blacked out and ended up waking up the next morning upstairs, which was two floors up from where I had been. Then I went to school Monday and my friend told me that I'd been raped.

9:35 Adam Yeah. He's probably just screwing with you. I tell all my friends who get drunk and pass out they were raped.

9:40 Drew This guy reminds me of the bogus caller that was attacking you the other night.

9:43 Adam Yeah.

9:44 Drew But I was chatting with somebody in the chat rooms and came across a guy that knew the guy that called you. And he said he's from CME Valley and he's 26. Did that guy sound 26 to you?

9:54 Adam No. Not chronologically.

9:56 Drew He sounded like 17 at the most.

9:59 Adam Anyway.

9:59 Drew Anyway, this is another bogus call.

10:01 Adam You think so? All right, Fisher. Well, let the guy...

10:04 Caller I just want to say you are a genius, Adam.

10:06 Adam Thank you. Thank you very much.

10:08 Caller You are a man god. I hope to be like you someday.

10:11 Adam Most gods are men, but thank you.

10:13 Caller Yeah.

10:13 Adam All right.

10:14 Drew Good night.

10:14 Adam Thank you there, Fisher. Good luck with the rape.

10:17 Caller Okay.

10:17 Adam All right. Hey, Scott. Nice to meet you.

10:20 Caller So you'll never guess what happened. So I'm walking over here, you know, and I get stuck in quicksand. And Mary throws a stick at me. And then I sink down, there's nothing but my hat left.

10:31 Adam Were you struggling?

10:32 Drew Because you were struggling. You should have held still.

10:35 Caller No, I heard that last night, your little quicksand thing.

10:39 Adam You know what was really weird? I walked into my writer's room at the man show today and started yelling at them about quicksand and why we don't have more things written about quicksand. And when you were talking about it just now, that's where I was remembering it from. So I thought to myself, how the hell did you hear that? Then I forgot. Yeah, it's the radio. Well, Scott, I'm glad you're here.

10:58 Caller The Lakers won, man. The last two seconds of the game, we won. We won.

11:02 Drew You were in the car driving back.

11:04 Caller Yeah, I was at the game and gosh, man, I hate when they throw those close ones like that. Kill me, little mini strokes, you know?

11:12 Adam Yeah, they were up pretty good in the third quarter, I think, and then they started to come undone a little toward the end.

11:18 Caller Yeah, the foul shooting just started, they started sort of missing those free throws.

11:22 Adam No, they sent Shaq to the line.

11:24 Caller Yeah, yeah.

11:27 Adam I don't know what it is from a geometry standpoint as far as why tall guys can't hit the free throws. You know what I mean? I mean, look at it this way.

11:38 Drew Same reason they can't make watches. You know what I mean? The small muscle coordination ain't there the same way.

11:46 Adam Yeah, you may have a point or maybe they just don't have to buy watches. They just kick the small guy's ass and take the watch. But a midget couldn't hit a free throw. You know what I mean? A midget wouldn't have an advantage over a guy who was 5'10 or 6 tall. So why does a guy who's 7 have a disadvantage over a 6 guy?

12:05 Caller You know what? It's strange. When you watch him and you're right at that court level, he doesn't get any arc on it.

12:10 No, he's just flat.

12:12 Caller It's like half the time, it hits the front of the rim and bounces off. And I don't think it has to do only with the size because Luke Longley, who plays for Phoenix, is 1 taller than Shaq, and he's got a nice arc on his shot.

12:26 Adam White guys have to be able to make free throws so they drum them out of the lead.

12:29 Caller But he's so dominating, though, that it's just incredible to watch someone that huge, that quick and agile. It's just amazing.

12:37 Adam Yeah, he is an incredible athlete. And I don't know, I mean, I watch the games, and he throws that big Shaq ass into people and starts backing them into the paint. Forget it. You know what your defense is? You gotta fall down on the ground and start biting his calf. I mean, that's like your only thing that's gonna keep him out, and then you get a foul, and then he goes to the line, and then the game's over, unless he misses 10 out of 13 or something.

13:02 Caller Yeah, I think he had like almost 40 points tonight.

13:04 Drew Oh, my gosh.

13:05 Adam Well, he just won his MVP. All right, so Scott, thanks for... We expected you in about an hour, because we just saw the game end on the television.

13:15 Caller You know what?

13:15 Stone Temple Pilots I was putting bets on 10-30.

13:17 Caller I made a promise, you know. These days, I try to say what I mean, and mean what I say, so.

13:22 Adam Well, that's refreshing. How was the Poki?

13:28 Caller Oh, jail. Yeah. I thought you were talking about that Hawaiian raw tuna dish.

13:35 Adam That's Poki Poki.

13:37 Caller Anyway, yeah, jail, you know what? It's not a great place to spend time. I was very fortunate that I have a good relationship with the people that run the Impact Drug and Alcohol Program in Pasadena. They have a rather, actually, it's a very experimental program within the LA County jail system that is sort of overseen by Sheriff Baca and the sheriffs. When you're allowed to go into that program, do your time in there, it's in really sort of a clinical setting. You're working with counselors from seven in the morning to seven at night, that's what most of your day is spending group, doing book study and that, and working on getting into the solution instead of just sitting around commiserating about the problem. So I was really fortunate to be able to, that the judge gave me that opportunity. Now like Robert Downey could have been given that opportunity to stay there because he was there at one time, but unfortunately for whatever political reasons existed in that particular courtroom, that he wasn't as lucky, but I was.

14:46 Adam Yeah, so you're not in with the rapists and the arsonists and the murderers.

14:50 Caller Well no, there are people in there who have committed some pretty awful things in their time, but you know what, it's just to say, it doesn't mean that one person is any worse than the other because any person who is severely addicted to drugs, I'm just fortunate, I make a lot of money. You know, I didn't have to go to those lengths that a lot of people have to go to to stay well and to not be sick. There are people that are really good people that in their disease are capable of doing just about anything at any given time. And some of those people have stooped to that level and it doesn't necessarily mean that they're a bad person. It means that they suffer from really bad disease.

15:32 Adam Well, what choice do you have? I mean, if you have no money and no means and you're starting to go through withdrawals or you're starting to get the shakes or you're starting to, I mean, you're in a lot of pain physically.

15:44 Drew It's more than just the, I don't want to speak for you, but it's more than just the pain. It's a some level of belief that you're going to be destroyed without the drug.

15:53 Caller Yeah, definitely.

15:53 Drew You're literally, it's a survival instinct.

15:56 Adam Well, the point is, the point is you don't have any money. You think you're gonna die. You need the drugs, and you start doing things that you never would have dreamt of doing.

16:05 Caller Right.

16:06 Adam And I don't know what percentage of crime is based on that, but I would say a lot of it.

16:10 Caller Yeah, it is. It's like 80 to 90 in a lot of areas.

16:13 Adam Well, think about what desperate acts so much of the crime is. I mean, think about something like carjacking.

16:19 Stone Temple Pilots Right.

16:19 Adam Think about something like just, you know, running into a liquor store and jumping behind the counter or holding someone up at the ATM or a home invasion or something. I mean, those aren't guys that are cracking a safe or, you know, timing the Brinks truck. I mean, those are just desperate.

16:37 Stone Temple Pilots Desperate quick money.

16:38 Adam Desperate quick things by desperate people. And you don't get desperate that way unless you put the drugs behind it. Exactly. Tony? Yeah. You're 18. What's up? Hey.

16:50 Caller Okay. Ever since I've been to college, like I just started college, and I've been having like total promiscuous sex. I don't know what my problem is. Before the past four months, I had to be in a relationship with somebody. And now I'm here at college, and it's just like, I've had sex with a lot of guys in the past couple of months, and it's like nothing to me. I mean, either when I'm drunk or when I'm sober, and it's just so easy. And before, I'd have to be like emotionally involved with the person. And I don't understand it.

17:18 Drew How many are we talking about here?

17:20 Caller It's just a number. It doesn't matter. But I don't understand why I'm doing it.

17:24 Adam Well, listen, Ms. Coy.

17:26 Drew If it doesn't matter, then just throw it out there.

17:28 Caller Well, I can say for myself, I went through a period of time when I was in high school and the first couple of years in college when I was pretty promiscuous. And after doing a lot of thinking about, as I got older, why it was, I definitely came to figure out through inventory that I was trying to overcompensate for feelings that I had had for a lot of years as a person, and feelings that I didn't really feel comfortable about inside. And so my actions were like an overcompensation to try to get rid of those negative feelings that I had inside.

18:04 Adam You think you're doing that?

18:06 Caller I don't know. I'm just like a guy without a penis. Like I totally-

18:09 Adam Yeah, me too.

18:11 Caller I don't know what my problem is.

18:13 Adam Well, listen, hey, Tony, tell us approximately so we can figure out what's going on, how many guys in that period of time.

18:20 Caller Okay, like in the last two months, it's been six guys.

18:22 Caller Oh my God.

18:24 I know.

18:24 Caller Before that, I was like mother of Virgin Mary, Princess of the Third.

18:27 Adam I know. But listen, six does not make a slut anyway.

18:31 Caller Do you use protection?

18:32 Yes, of course.

18:33 Caller But in two months.

18:34 Yeah. That's a lot for me, especially since I was just like a little baby girl yesterday.

18:38 Caller Now I'm in college screwing all these guys.

18:41 Adam All right. Well, why don't you slow down a little bit?

18:44 Caller I don't know.

18:45 Adam Well, you don't think you can do it?

18:47 Caller You think I'm a nymphomaniac? I mean, I totally love sex now.

18:50 Drew All right. Here's the deal. If you're a sexual compulsive, usually the most common road to that behavior is sexual abuse in childhood.

18:59 Caller I never had any of it.

19:01 Drew Is there addiction in your family? Alcoholism?

19:03 Caller My mother.

19:04 Drew All right. So maybe you're an alcoholic addict and maybe this is the way. Addicts and alcoholics have very responsive brains when they find ways to make themselves feel better. If they find their way to drugs, alcohol, sex, those things really do make you feel really good. And if you're carrying around a lot of negative feelings and you come upon one of these solutions, they become sort of compulsively entrenched.

19:27 Caller So you think I'm taking like negative feelings that I'm having that I really don't subconscious feelings?

19:32 Drew Well, not subconscious. You're just avoiding them. Maybe it's depression. I don't know what it is. You're just avoiding some feelings and you're an addict and you found sex as a way of dealing with that.

19:41 Caller Maybe you should try practicing masturbation more often. There's not as much guilt associated with it.

19:46 Caller I have freaking dorms. I have a roomie. I mean, I would, you know, it's not that easy.

19:50 Adam Oh, listen, you women can do it very quietly.

19:52 Caller The only place we have to do it here is the showers and it's just not fun.

19:57 Caller Do it at nighttime while your roommate's asleep.

20:00 Caller Yeah, okay, thank you guys.

20:02 Adam All right.

20:03 Drew There was no help at all. She's not interested in change. You hear that?

20:07 Adam Sure. No, you know what's funny about being a woman is you have that awesome responsibility of having to sort of govern the amount of people you have sex with. It's like working at a Baskin-Robbins and the manager's out of town. And it's like you could just eat all day. Every flavor, every scoop, the waffle cone, the sugar cone, get out the whipped cream. You can do whatever you want. You have to limit yourself.

20:30 Drew You have the good.

20:31 Caller I believe that just an average looking girl could go into just about any place and get laid four times more often than like the best looking guy.

20:41 Drew Well, it's infinity versus a fixed number. Yeah, that's what it is.

20:45 Adam Listen, she could get one of the Sheen brothers if she wanted to. I mean, you know what I mean? They can get celebrities if they want. Oh yeah, on a college campus, go to a couple of fraternity parties. I mean, you can do whatever you want.

21:01 Stone Temple Pilots Lines are open.

21:03 Adam What's up? You're 18.

21:05 Caller Not much. First, I've got to give up the obligatory shout to everybody. You guys all kick ass collectively.

21:10 Drew Thank you very much.

21:11 Thank you.

21:12 Caller But the problem is, my girlfriend and I had sex probably a week or two ago now. And everything was fine during, like for both of us, everything was all good. And at the end of it, there was just a lot of blood, like everywhere, all over the sheets and everything like that.

21:25 Drew That's all right. Was there a period coming up?

21:28 Caller Definitely not. It had ended like a week before.

21:30 Drew Well, it's not uncommon to stimulate bleeding. It really isn't. It doesn't mean anything specific.

21:37 Caller I mean, everything's been fine since then, so we've kind of not been worried about it, but it was just, I mean, it was very, very odd at the time.

21:42 Drew She ought to have a routine. The fact that it was just after the conclusion of her period and the sheer volume is a little unusual, but just a routine kind of health screening is all she needs. Okay.

21:53 Caller All right. Can I just throw on like a kind of writer question on there?

21:57 Caller Sure.

21:58 Caller Totally unrelated, but I was wondering like kind of physiologically what the effects of ecstasy are. Like I was thinking about trying it and I'm very afraid of it.

22:05 Drew Well, the main problem with it is that even after modest exposure and again what that number is and how much that is, nobody knows at this point, there is overwhelming evidence of significant brain damage in the parts of the brain that are responsible for mood and memory. The National Institute of Drug and Alcohol Abuse are going to come out with a major campaign showing PET scans of brains and how the function has changed after exposure to ecstasy.

22:32 Caller Besides, sometimes really embarrassing things tend to happen like you sleepwalk in the middle of the night, stand in the middle of your living room and pull down your pants and urinate, yeah.

22:42 Drew You did that?

22:42 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, I did that before. I guess it depends on what ecstasy you're getting too.

22:47 Drew Pure MDMA is what I'm talking about.

22:49 Stone Temple Pilots You get this stuff with PCP and I don't think you'll ever do it again.

22:52 Drew Yeah, but pure MDMA is what does the damage.

22:55 Adam You know what's interesting about guys, I don't think women do this, but when a guy gets really f'd up, kind of blacks out and does something in the middle of the night, it involves urine. It always involves urine. I've had guys pee on their girlfriends, guys pee on their pets. Drew's roommate in college lifted the lid of the turntable and started urinating all over his Molly Hatches. I don't know what you had, I think you had some Sugar Low for your Ryan Heap or Joni Mitchell on there. I mean guys just start urinating places. That penis becomes worse than a car in the hands of a drunk driver. It can kill people. It's always funny. I don't think women...

23:38 Caller Never heard of that.

23:39 Adam Women get effed up and might wet the bed.

23:42 Stone Temple Pilots Right.

23:43 Adam But if they did get up, they'd go to the bathroom. Guys get out of bed.

23:47 Stone Temple Pilots It's always field day.

23:48 Adam Walk over to the Cuisinart and start peeing on that.

23:52 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, the traveling show.

23:53 Adam Yeah, that's bizarre. It's like half on the beanbag, half on the can, the other half in the toaster oven. Then I'm getting back in the bed. I'm going to go to sleep.

24:02 Stone Temple Pilots Would it be urinating or would it be marking?

24:06 Adam I think if you do it in more than two places, it's considered marking.

24:10 Stone Temple Pilots It's always very orderly.

24:11 Drew It's not that they're falling around or hostile. They're going around and leaving their mark.

24:15 Adam It takes some skill to urinate on a turntable, Drew, right?

24:19 Drew You have to lift that lid up.

24:20 Adam You have to lift the lid, which I'm guessing he mistook for the toilet lid.

24:24 Drew Toilet lid, yes.

24:25 Adam You're lucky you didn't have to go number two. All right. Stone Temple Pilots are here. Number four is the CD and we're going to be back and hear something off of that after this.

24:41 Drew Be right back.

25:15 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Hey, the man show is going to start in a few minutes, kiddies. Just want to give you a little heads up there.

25:27 Caller Whatever.

25:29 Adam Scott Weil and Robert DeLeo are all here from Stone Temple Pilots. Number four is the name of the new CD. We will hear something off that. I think we'll take call and we'll hear something off the CD. I was driving home last night from the radio station here, drew about the 12th and change in the evening, and I noticed a spider crawling along my windshield right in front of me, right?

25:52 Drew Inside or outside?

25:53 Adam Right by my side. Outside. If it was on the inside, I wouldn't be here. I would have turned into the bay, try to drown the spider. I've done that before. But I noticed it and I thought, that's funny because I'm driving and my window's rolled up and it's out there, and I'm doing about 35 and I think it's gonna go flying off any second now.

26:11 Drew Made it all the way home.

26:13 Adam I don't know where it came off, but I got on the on ramp and I got on to the tent and I got it wound up to about 85 and the thing was still on there and it was just, it was yelling like mother efferent spider the whole time. I couldn't figure out what was going on, but it was on a piece of glass and it was toward the top, but it was right where I could see it right in front of me and I was literally over 80 miles an hour, did not come off and I thought, I thought eventually it probably did come off, it was sort of crawling toward the roof, but how does it do that? It was on glass, I mean it wasn't like, you know, it was a piece of leather or something or burlap or something or wood or anything, it was glass and I was over 80 and it was just hanging. I mean it was really hanging tough, but it was hanging and I thought, I wish I could do that.

27:04 Stone Temple Pilots Didn't Spider-Man climb buildings? Yeah. Kind of the same principle.

27:08 Adam Same thing, he got the high dose of gamma radiation, which as you know either kills you or...

27:14 Caller Turns you into half a spider.

27:16 Drew Or you start growing, you get huge.

27:18 Adam That's right, you get huge too. All right, so let's talk to Amber over here. Were you talking to Amber?

27:25 Drew You're now or now.

27:26 Adam Yeah, Amber?

27:27 Yeah.

27:28 Adam You're 19, what's up?

27:30 Caller I've been with this guy for two years. Over two years and we were sexually active. But lately he wants to have anal sex a lot and you know I don't mind if I let him or whatever. But I want, in this one position that makes me have an orgasm really quick.

27:48 Drew What's that?

27:49 Caller It's like I'm on top of him and I like put my arm around him and like pull him up towards me and-

27:55 Drew Wait a second.

27:56 Adam Yeah, she's on top and then he like sits up, right?

27:59 Caller Yeah, kind of but I'm like holding him up.

28:01 Adam Sure, that's our position.

28:02 Drew Oh, you're not.

28:03 Caller Yeah.

28:03 Adam Yeah. I mean, when we travel.

28:05 Caller And he's like-

28:06 Drew You always turn away from me.

28:08 Adam Well, because I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of my love and the TV's on. All right. So, yeah.

28:14 Caller He doesn't want to do it and I'm like, well, he let me do it like I like finally discovered this position and I like love it so much. And then I like want to do it and then all of a sudden he's like, I don't want to do that because it makes me feel like a bitch. I'm like, what are you talking about?

28:30 Drew He is a world class dick.

28:33 Caller And so we got in this huge fight and I'm like, I'm not having sex with you anymore.

28:36 Drew Now, this is very interesting because what he wants then is to put her in this totally demeaning, dependent position.

28:43 Caller Right.

28:43 Drew As opposed to sort of mutual position where she has some capacity to be present and in control, he can't tolerate that.

28:51 Stone Temple Pilots It's past the sex at that point.

28:52 Caller Oh, past the domination.

28:54 Drew Oh, yeah.

28:55 Caller I mean, he's, any guy is like...

28:57 Drew He's aggressive.

28:57 Caller If you're in an intimate relationship, it's like you're in a pretty lucky situation if you ever get to have it that way at once in your life. I mean, for him to sort of suggest that that's how he likes to have sex is definitely pretty strange. And the fact that you're aware of a way that stimulates you and you're able to reach orgasm easiest, I would think that he would be happy to please you in that way, because what seems to make most guys happy in the sexual way is when they know that they're getting their woman that they love off. I mean, that makes a man feel...

29:41 Stone Temple Pilots I don't think it's sex at that point, though. I think it's a matter of maybe you should ask him what he really thinks of women. As you as a woman, I think it's not even about the sex at that point. It sounds like he's making you out to be something that's...

29:56 Caller Maybe it's something that happened to him when he was younger or something.

29:58 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah.

29:59 Adam Hey, Amber. Yeah. Yeah, we're just based on this information alone. We're deeming this guy an a-hole and telling you to possibly break up with him. We don't like him. Listen, my theory, and I've told this to Drew many times, the guys are obsessed with anal sex. They're not obsessed with the sensation of anal sex. They're obsessed with degrading women and the fact that the women don't want to do it, and a lot of guys just try to get women to do stuff they don't want to do. For me, it's everything. I mean, holding hands.

30:28 Drew It's interesting, the reason he doesn't want to engage in a situation where there's mutuality is he feels like a woman, which is what could be worse than that.

30:36 Adam So you have an orgasm in that position, right? Son of a bitch. This guy doesn't know how good he has it, because we got to do the sex and then it's down in the basement for a half hour. You know what I mean? I mean, most women get off orally, and they can enjoy the intercourse, but eventually you want to finish a job, you got to get down there and get busy. And Jesus, if you're getting off and you're just sitting on, all the guy's got to do is sit up for three minutes. I mean, for Christ's sake. What a bitch. Yeah, he's got it made. All right, Amber, we don't like this guy. What's he do for a living?

31:11 He goes to college.

31:12 Adam He does what?

31:13 Caller He goes to college.

31:14 Drew College?

31:15 Adam Yeah. You're counting welding school as college? Is it real college?

31:20 Drew What do you mean college?

31:22 Caller He plays basketball. He plays basketball at college.

31:25 Adam Junior college?

31:26 Caller No.

31:27 Adam All right. Amber, we don't like his style. And any guy on the basketball team that's trying to put his pepe in my a-hole is not a good guy. That guy's got to be hung. He's on the basketball team, right?

31:42 Stone Temple Pilots New guy. There's someone out there that will treat you better.

31:44 Adam He's not a point guard, is he?

31:45 Caller No.

31:46 Adam What position?

31:47 Caller He's center.

31:48 Adam Center. Don't. So, I mean, he's got to be at least 6'8, right?

31:53 Caller Yeah.

31:53 Adam OK.

31:54 Drew Although we've met people that have been with centers.

31:56 Adam He's got a big heart.

31:57 Drew Right?

31:57 Adam Yeah. Speaking of Shaq. Hey, Amber? Yeah. OK. Keep him away. Thanks. All right. There. We were talking to, who was that?

32:08 Drew Holly Robinson.

32:09 Adam Holly Robinson Pete.

32:11 Drew Was it her?

32:12 Adam Yeah.

32:12 Drew I think it was. Yeah.

32:13 Adam She married Rodney Pete.

32:15 Drew Yeah.

32:15 Adam I think. Anyway, I was, I don't know what we're talking about. She's a hope Shaq still in the locker room. But we're on the TV show. And I don't know what I was talking about. I said, imagine the Shaq with his penis out chasing around the apartment. I mean, what a nightmare that would be for a young lady. And Holly is probably 5'4. She leaned over during the commercial and said, I used to date Shaq. And I went, oh, my condolences to your vagina. She said, no big deal. I was like, oh, my god. And then a big high five by me and Drew. I thought, yeah.

32:52 Drew There is a god.

32:53 Adam There is a god. Right, right. That's right. 30 million a year. Still can't do anything. All right. Well, we're going to hear a song from Stone Temple Pilots. What do you say? You queued up there, Anderson? Yes. This is Sour Girl.

37:27 Caller We'll be right back with more Loveline.

37:58 Like, oh, that's good radio.

38:03 Stone Temple Pilots Phone number is rubbing off on you.

38:05 Adam 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Forget about the fax number. That is Dr. Drew. I'm Adam Corolla. Scott and Robert are both here from Stone Temple Pilots. Four is the name of the CD. We got some, the tour starts on the 20th of May, and I have some concert dates. I can give some of you out there a heads up when they're coming to a city near you. But I want to just check these off with the producer and make sure I'm giving the right cities the right heads up. All right. So we'll get into that and I'll give you guys a heads up next break. Sean.

38:41 Drew Sean. Caller who goes by Sean, who is 25 years of age and sleeping.

38:47 Adam Oh, really? It's no fun unless they're snoring, though.

38:52 All right.

38:52 Adam We'll put Sean back on hold and speak to Janet.

38:56 Oops.

38:56 Adam How did I do that? Janet?

38:59 Drew Hello?

38:59 Adam You're 20. What's up?

39:01 Caller I've had sex 528 times in the past 19 months and I was...

39:06 Drew Oh my God. What about the same person?

39:09 Caller Yeah. With my boyfriend, fiance, we're getting married in August.

39:13 Drew Did you have some kind of little hat sheet or something? A blouse?

39:17 Caller It's like on your fighter plane. You mark them off every time you have a kill.

39:21 Adam She puts the swastikas on the windshield.

39:26 Drew The football's on the helmet.

39:27 Caller Yeah.

39:28 Adam Yeah. Hold on a second. I got something to say about that. I was talking about quicksand last night. What happened to quicksand? Scott was nice enough to bring up. But what happened to sticking stickers onto things and putting notches in things to signify things? Like gunslingers from the Old West would put a notch on their holster and handle their gun.

39:47 Drew Prison would be marking off the days.

39:48 Adam Yeah. They'd do that, scratch it into the side of the wall, and then do the X thing for the five days. Fighter pilots would have the Japanese rising sun flag or the swastika, whatever it was. Football players, it was very popular, especially in college and in high school. They'd put the sticker, the skull and crossbones or whatever, all over the side of the helmet. I think Michigan Wolverines used to do that.

40:09 Caller Ohio State still does it, but I think they're like the only major team that still does that.

40:14 Adam Yeah. Anderson said Willie Stargell, I think, used to do that. I think the Pittsburgh Pirates used to have something. There was this very hot Trent notches in the bed pose for every time you got laid. People don't keep tallies anymore, not in the form of stickers and notches. I'd like to see some of that coming back. Drew?

40:33 Drew I would like that too.

40:34 Adam Yeah.

40:34 Drew Not only that.

40:35 Adam But, Jenna?

40:37 Drew Yeah?

40:37 Adam 528 in what period of time?

40:40 Caller 19 months.

40:42 Drew So it's 19 times 30.

40:43 Adam So it's about 600.

40:44 Caller About a year and a half.

40:45 Drew It's about once a day, right?

40:47 Caller Roughly.

40:48 Caller That's pretty good. That's great, actually.

40:50 Drew So what is the question? I'm not sure I understand the question.

40:53 Adam How do you tally it?

40:54 Caller Um, like penetrative sex, like just you write it down. I also write down like if it's anywhere interesting.

41:00 Adam Right. I understand.

41:02 Drew You have a diary or something?

41:04 Caller Yeah.

41:05 Adam Well, it used to be. Now it looks like a phone book. Hey, but you know what's lovely about women? Guys, hold on one second because I just need an amen here. Jenna's 20. Jenna, you know, gets up to 1300 times in as many days with the guy, chronicles each one of them in painstaking detail. They get engaged, but he ends up banging her best friend. Six months later, they break up. Somewhere down the line, you enter Jenna's life. Now you're dating Jenna. You're getting pretty serious. And it's that time you're alive, you're starting to think about settling down, and Jenna goes away to Vegas for a weekend with four of her friends who were from Michigan, where they grew up, and they're having girls' night. And you're alone in the place, and one night you're looking for... Scissors. You're looking for scissors and out slides this lovely book. It's bound in leather, and you open it up. And the first page, number one, he banged me against the crapper in the downstairs bathroom. Turn the page. By the time you get to, you know, 1427, we screwed on the space shuttle. I mean, women love to chronicle this stuff, but what they don't realize is they then take all of this documentation into their next relationship, gather some more documents, move into a next one. I mean, she's 20. By the time she, you know, settles in at 27 with some guy, this guy has, you know, a dossier of her sexual encounters. You know, it's like the president, it's like the Watergate hearings.

42:49 Drew It does point out the difference between how men and women perceive that. And for women, it's like those are episodes of romance, of connectedness. For men, it's like, yeah, it's sex jack.

42:57 Adam The next son of a bitch who has to get hold of that diary, though. All right, Jenna.

43:02 Caller You want something even more entertaining? Writing it down with his idea.

43:06 Adam Oh, no.

43:08 Drew You're not marrying him.

43:10 Oh, yes, I am.

43:11 Adam All right. You better. That's it. And the day you guys divorce is the day you burn that pile.

43:16 Drew Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There's something diabolical in this. Yeah.

43:20 Adam He writes it down.

43:20 Drew No. She has this dossier. And make sure guys come across it. They're going to be like, oh, no. No, I can't.

43:28 Adam Yeah, that's good. Got to make you wear it around your neck. All right, Jenna. So you never stop having sex.

43:35 Stone Temple Pilots No.

43:35 Adam Day number 45. He pulls out to get drink of water and is back in five minutes. All right. So what's up?

43:42 Caller Just wondering what the medical classification for a nymphomaniac was and how close I am to that.

43:50 Drew Well, it's usually, it has nothing really to do with the frequency so much as the consequences of the behavior. In other words, if you're doing it in situations that are dangerous or potentially harmful, or if there's progressivity, worsening of the intensity of the risk and the kinds of things that are happening as a result of the behavior, losing money, lose jobs.

44:12 Adam What's up with this guy wanting it documented though? That's strange.

44:17 Caller Probably tiny little bit of obsessive-compulsive.

44:20 Adam Yeah.

44:21 Caller He's pretty much a perfectionist.

44:23 Drew Is he an accountant or something?

44:25 Caller Creative writing major, poet, writer, yeah.

44:29 Adam All right. So now does he ever criticize you for not writing with enough flair?

44:35 Caller Actually, no. I was in debate in high school and I can write just as well as he does.

44:40 Adam Fantastic.

44:41 Caller So what you guys are doing is performance art.

44:44 Caller Yeah, you could call it that.

44:45 Adam All right, Jenna.

44:47 Caller All right, thanks.

44:47 Adam Don't have any kids for a little while. You're both going to screw them up, okay?

44:50 Drew Please.

44:50 Caller We would. Talk to you later.

44:52 Adam These two are sane, but...

44:54 Drew Barely.

44:55 Stone Temple Pilots He's grading her paper, I think, is what is happening there.

44:58 Adam Yeah. That is not the plan. The objective is to try to stick the paper together, not grade it.

45:03 Drew Matthew.

45:04 Adam Matthew, what's up?

45:05 Hey, how you doing?

45:06 Drew Good.

45:07 Good.

45:08 Caller Yeah, well, my question is, I smoke on a weed every day.

45:12 Drew No kidding.

45:14 Adam Hold on. Let me scrape Drew up off the carpet. He is flabbergasted.

45:18 Caller I bet.

45:18 Adam In all his years of training, he never has been fooled this way. All right, Matthew.

45:24 Caller Yeah. But I was wondering, what is the effect of chronic bronchitis?

45:30 Drew Chronic bronchitis is a routine complication of marijuana use. That's pretty much everybody gets that.

45:34 Caller Baffled, aren't you?

45:35 Drew Yeah. That's shocking.

45:36 Caller Everybody gets it?

45:37 Drew If you smoke a lot of pot, everybody gets it. It just sort of absolutely does that. It's a routine. But whether or not it causes emphysema is debate. Whether or not it causes lung cancer or heart disease, probably not. There's some concern about lung cancer. And then the overwhelming concern obviously is what it does to your brain.

45:54 Stone Temple Pilots Makes you pretty damn mellow too, doesn't it?

45:58 Caller Hey, man. One positive thing is I hear that you can tend to get really good at video games. Oh, yeah.

46:06 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, because you get locked in. You are the video game. That's why. You're in it. You don't have distractions like peripheral vision.

46:13 Caller Really good at remembering the Domino's Pizza delivery number and stuff like that.

46:17 Drew All right.

46:17 Adam Hey, Matthew, I know I know pot seems pretty harmless and pretty benign at this stage in your life, but it can ruin you and it can screw you up.

46:26 Caller Yeah, I was wondering.

46:27 Adam You may be a good candidate for that.

46:28 Caller It shakes your brain too.

46:29 Drew Shrinks it? Yes, it does. In fact, there's there's good evidence, particularly the parts of the brain in your age group, the right frontal lobe seems to be affected most, which is the one you're supposed to be using as you go through school.

46:41 Adam But here's the here's the good news. Your brain shrinks, but your breaths grow. So it does kind of even out. That's true.

46:50 Drew That's what happened.

46:51 Adam That's a bad hand.

46:52 Stone Temple Pilots I mean, so how old is he now?

46:55 Drew It's kind of like one of those little squeezy devices with the guys that you squeeze in their eyeballs. Yeah, squeeze his head. The boobs can fly out.

47:01 Adam Yeah. And the nuts suck up.

47:03 Stone Temple Pilots So in 10 years, he'll be wearing a man's ear.

47:05 Adam Drew, you ought to come up with a little squeezy stoner doll.

47:12 Drew This is the best idea you've ever had. This is it.

47:13 Adam It was yours, buddy. All right, we're going to take a little break. Stone Temple Pilots are here and we'll be back after this.

47:19 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

47:22 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew.

48:06 Caller Now she's a lot better in his left.

48:08 Drew She's just talking about it.

48:09 Adam Scott Weiland is here, Robert DeLeo also.

48:12 Drew She hates you and hates her pregnancy. You did this to her.

48:15 Adam Stone Temple Pilots are the name of the band. Number four is the name of the CD. Drew just slammed the door on Robert, but that's all right. He's in and getting seated, and we'll start the second hour of the fabulous program. We're gonna hear something from number four, Stone Temple Pilots' CD, coming up real shortly. And, oh man, I got a lot of concert dates. Well, put it this way, if you live in the United States, they're coming. They're coming to your town or a neighboring town in the next few months. And out with Red Hot Chili Peppers. Who, well, let's see. I don't know if I've met everyone from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Seem there's a band that's had a few ups and a few downs.

49:01 Stone Temple Pilots And Fishbone, I believe.

49:02 Adam Oh, really?

49:03 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, I think Fishbone is actually...

49:04 Caller They're doing the first leg. We're doing two legs with the Peppers. And then on the first leg, the Fishbone are opening the show.

49:13 Adam And Fishbone's a real fun, good band that's been around for maybe as long as the Peppers?

49:19 Caller Yeah, they have both. That's that longer.

49:21 Adam Maybe longer?

49:22 Caller Both groups pretty much started, I think, in the early 80s. I believe the Chili Peppers' first record came out in 1983 or 81.

49:31 Stone Temple Pilots I think it was 81.

49:32 Caller Yeah, the first one came out in 81, the second one came out in 83.

49:35 Adam And Fishbone has been sort of... I'm trying to figure out a way to put this without sounding like a slight against the band, but they've pretty much just been doing their thing. Never really peaked, never really bottomed, always had a strong fan base. People who know music know who they are, but never really...

49:55 Stone Temple Pilots There's...

49:56 Adam Never had that seen it.

49:57 Stone Temple Pilots Just from meeting those guys, there's serious, serious musical integrity. On all their... On everyone's behalf.

50:04 Drew And Angela writes a lot of poetry, too.

50:06 Caller Yeah, he does. I think, unfortunately, the problem, and it's a similar problem that's existed within rock and roll since the beginning of rock and roll, is that these are guys who play... They're known for their ska show, and I think that it's a lot easier for record corporations to sell a ska band that are filled with good-looking white guys in zoot suits. And you have guys that are not white guys, and they have been doing that form of music, this new ska. They're the purveyors and the pioneers of that, and because they're not white, the record companies don't have a harder time selling that. It's the same thing with the Elvis story.

50:50 Drew Angelo is... They're so real, it's harsh. And so it doesn't have that sort of mainstream appeal.

50:56 Caller Yeah, they're confrontational.

50:58 Drew He did a webcast with me at drdrew.com, and we have a speaker to the street. People gather out and watch these webcasts we do, and he read a poem, and it was amazing. But it was so harsh, we got in trouble with the passing police department.

51:10 Adam Really?

51:11 Drew It was like, it was... And it was great, artistic, wonderful poem, but it was harsh.

51:19 Adam You know, it's amazing to me, though. How do you keep up that level of intensity for 20 years? You know what I mean? I mean, I understand when you're 19 and you're angry at the world and you got testosterone coursing through your veins, but I mean, I can tell you personally, the difference between 35 and 19 is, I go home and wait to die every night. I hope to die. I sleep my fingers crossed. I don't have to wake up dead, so I don't have to leave the house the next day. And I don't know, I could not get up on stage, do the tour, have that kind of fire in my belly that these guys have each and every night. But the point is, if you go out and see them in concert, you'll be the recipient of that un-extinguishable fire that burns deep in the heart of the belly of fish bone and Stone Temple Pilots and Red Hot Chili Peppers. There's a smooth transition. Matt?

52:09 Caller Hey.

52:09 Adam You're 22, what's up?

52:11 Caller Hey, I'm a huge STP fan.

52:13 Stone Temple Pilots Thank you.

52:14 Caller Scott, I love you, you're the greatest. I already got my tickets for your sex show.

52:18 Caller My sex show?

52:19 Caller Your Sacramento show.

52:21 Caller Oh.

52:22 Caller Sorry.

52:22 Caller The tickets for my sex show haven't gone on sale yet.

52:25 Caller Damn.

52:26 Drew You're gay.

52:29 Caller My favorite song is that adhesive off Tiny Music, and I was just going to see if you can tell me a little bit about the history of that. And you guys do that live?

52:38 Caller You know what? That song is probably one of our favorite songs too. Definitely off of Tiny Music. And the odd thing is that that's probably the only song that we have never fully performed live.

52:56 Stone Temple Pilots That one's kind of tough to tackle.

52:58 Caller Yeah. It was kind of a song that we just approached in the studio. And I don't know. I don't know really how we would pull that off. But then again, we thought that of... Help me out with this one. The one we just recently started doing. Kitchenware and Candy Bars. But we found a way to do that live. Lyrically, the song is sort of about my life at the time. I was really struggling very hard with drug addiction. And we were being pushed very hard to do a lot of work. And to do a lot of touring. And at that time, I sort of felt like... Well, there's a line that sort of sums it up. It says, Sell more records if I'm dead. Purple flowers once again. Hope it's sooner. Hope it's near corporate records fiscal year. That's kind of, I don't know in a nutshell, how what those words sort of were to me.

54:02 Adam Hey, Matt.

54:03 Caller Yeah.

54:03 Adam When they get to Sacramento, which by the way is going to be on the 9th of September, I believe.

54:09 Drew September, what?

54:10 Caller They'll be there June 10th.

54:11 Adam Oh, June 10th? What'd I do? I missed that one? Well, the point is, is when they do come there?

54:16 Caller Yep.

54:17 Adam They're not going to play that song. All right?

54:20 Caller OK. I love the rest of them, too.

54:22 Adam Good. They'll play those.

54:23 Caller Assholes.

54:27 Adam Katie?

54:28 Caller Yes.

54:28 Adam What's up?

54:29 Hello. First of all, I'd like to say I love this show. And Adam, you kind of come across sometimes as being crass or whatever. No. I know that's hard to believe, but you're not fooling me. I know that I think you're just really sensitive and you give great advice to people.

54:43 Adam Thank you.

54:44 Drew Man, you really pulled the wool over this young lady's eyes.

54:50 Caller But anyways, my question is, I was curious if it's possible for a condom to leak even if it doesn't break through the bottom?

54:58 Drew Absolutely. Through the base? Yeah, that is one of the areas of concern. If it slips or if it leaks out.

55:05 Adam You mean seepage around the-

55:06 Drew The base, around where it's supposed to be. That's why you got to roll it all the way down.

55:09 Adam That's a bad sign.

55:10 Drew They can leak out the tip without having an actual break too. That's another way they fail.

55:15 Caller Or if you have a member the size of Roberts, then they just tend to bust on you.

55:20 Caller Yeah. No, it didn't break, but I had sex with my boyfriend today, and it just kind of felt after I had orgasm, like it leaked at the bottom.

55:29 Drew Yeah, it can.

55:30 Caller And I wasn't sure if I should be concerned about, because I believe it's kind of around when I'm ovulating also.

55:35 Drew You ought to take that morning after pill if you have any concern at all.

55:38 Caller Okay.

55:38 Drew Really.

55:40 Adam But how often would one leak, I mean without breaking?

55:44 Drew I don't know.

55:45 Adam You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't sound that likely.

55:48 Drew You know what? It's not that likely, but she has a concern about it.

55:50 Stone Temple Pilots I'm sure you don't want to be the person that. What the hell?

55:52 Drew Take that morning after, Bill. Why not?

55:54 Caller You know, when I was in the LA County jail, in that drug program, every month you had an AIDS class, you know, and they gave us this sheet of paper at the end of the class, and it had all the main condom brands, and then it broke them down into their percentage of effectiveness, and it's pretty amazing that some of the main brands were only like around 55, 60 to 70% effective, even like Trojan. The ones that were up in the 90 were, I can't remember the name of the one, but...

56:37 Drew It used to be Ramsey, is that now?

56:38 Caller Yeah, I think it was.

56:38 Stone Temple Pilots Durex, Durex.

56:40 Caller I think those ones were a couple of the ones, but there was a lot of the ones that people use all the time, they were, the percentage wasn't really all that effective.

56:47 Adam Wouldn't that be the thrust of your advertising campaign if you were amongst the higher ones up there? I mean, they're always doing these things where...

56:57 Drew Four to five dentists surveyed.

56:59 Adam Yeah. I mean, if I got a condom company and I'm in the 90% effectiveness percentile and that my competitors are down in the 60s, that's the first thing I'm bringing up. I mean, that is the paramount issue. I never see them, they never seem to bring that up. They never slam the other ones. You know how like Pepsi always slams Coke or Coke will slam Pepsi when they're doing advertising? You never hear Ramsey slamming Trojan or Trojan slamming Sheik.

57:30 Caller Because I think it's not the effectiveness that sells condoms, it's the sensitivity.

57:34 Adam I guess that's true.

57:36 Drew You know what I also think is the problem? I think each of these companies make so many different brands, they probably also have some of the lesser effective ones.

57:42 Adam Uh-huh.

57:44 Caller Brought to you by Westwood One and Trojan, America's number one condom, trusted for over 80 years.

57:50 Adam That's right, but not the same condom. You got to get a new one every 65 years, right? Is that Trojan? Emile?

57:57 Drew 48.

57:58 Adam Emile? Emile. Okay, but just listen. Listen, Emile. If someone calls you Emile, answer, right?

58:07 Yeah.

58:08 Adam All right. What's up?

58:11 I got a problem with violence, especially towards my girlfriend.

58:15 Adam Jesus. Drill, a mental note. Don't make fun of a guy's names who have problems with violence. And his voices sound like Paul Bunyan and James Earl Jones.

58:24 Caller All right.

58:25 Adam That's all right. Now, don't ever apologize. That's fine. Everything you do is golden around here. What are you doing?

58:31 Caller Well, I mean, I lose my temper a lot. I mean, I don't mean to. I mean, I do. I feel bad about it.

58:40 Adam And what do you do? What's the worst you've done?

58:43 Caller I broke someone's neck once.

58:46 Adam Well, that's not so bad. Yeah, I'm sure they had it coming. Was this a girlfriend or just some guy?

58:53 Caller This is someone I was locked up with.

58:55 Caller Okay.

58:57 Adam Drew, watch the door, would you? And what were you locked up for? For assault. All right, so you have a history of violence then, right?

59:07 Caller Yes.

59:08 Adam Okay. And you'd like to stop that?

59:10 Caller Yeah.

59:11 Adam And someone was violent with you when you were growing up?

59:14 Drew Sure.

59:15 Caller Yeah, a little bit. We all had a little violence, you know.

59:18 Drew No, not everyone does. And it's what causes kids to... It's like taking a puppy and beating the crap out of it. Are you surprised when that dog wants to bite everybody that comes around? No, of course not. Somehow we miss that in humans.

59:30 Adam Right. All right, so you've been incarcerated, you're out now, but you still have some of the same tendencies.

59:38 Drew Have you been on medication?

59:40 Caller No.

59:41 Drew Has anybody ever suggested that to you?

59:43 Caller They suggested it for my parole. But my whole thing is about my girlfriend. I mean, one of these days, I'm going to hurt her and I really don't want to and I really love her.

59:53 Caller Well, the whole thing is not about your girlfriend, the whole thing is really about you. And you know what, I just, I can say this. You know, I have a problem with drugs and alcohol. And you know, I've also been incarcerated too. But you know what, if the problem is not with like your girlfriend or your brother or your best friend, the problem really is kind of like if you don't want to, if you want to stop acting that way and you feel really bad about it and it's affecting the relationships in your life, you really need to do kind of what Drew said and go talk to a professional man because it's something a lot of people suffer from and there are people that can help you with that problem and it will improve the quality of your life. And part of it might be that you might need to take some kind of medication to take the edge off your temper.

1:00:40 Drew Take the edge off or to help contain in those situations where it seems to get out of control. It's a biological process and there are things that can just sort of keep a lid on it for you.

1:00:51 Caller Isn't Tegretol a drug that people use for that a lot of times?

1:00:53 Drew Anti-apoleptic medication could be something.

1:00:56 Stone Temple Pilots How's your relationship with your mom?

1:00:58 Caller My mom is dead.

1:00:59 Stone Temple Pilots When did she die? How old were you?

1:01:02 Caller She died about eight years ago.

1:01:04 Drew Was she an addict?

1:01:05 Caller Excuse me?

1:01:06 Drew Was she an addict or alcoholic?

1:01:08 Caller Alcoholic. She died. She fell on the steps and broke her neck in four places.

1:01:12 Stone Temple Pilots Do you look at your girlfriend like it might be a memory of your mom? Did you have a bad relationship with your mom?

1:01:21 Adam He may have struck a nerve there. Hey, I don't want to mispronounce his name again. Emil. I'll tell you the neck breaking seems to be a theme that follows him around. He's not the kind of guy you want to go camping with. That's four people I went camping with. They went home in body bags. Don't ever make that sound, Anderson. It drives me. It hurts.

1:01:45 Drew It's an awful sound.

1:01:46 Adam Yeah. It hurts my fillings that sound. It just hurts.

1:01:50 Stone Temple Pilots It's biting on a fork, isn't it?

1:01:51 Adam Yeah. It's just something. It's a big ball of foil or something. All right. Listen. All of you who are angry and are prone to violence and aren't currently committing an act of violence and are calm and are aware you have a problem, now is the time to deal with it, not when you're getting violent because you'll see red and you'll wake up in prison for a hundred years. You know what I mean? Everybody. You really... Listen. Here's a good point. If you're a violent person and you're prone to violence and you have a history of violence and you're having a calm moment and you're aware of your problem, think about your next potential victim for just a second. Think about the guy who cuts you off on the freeway. You take a tie iron to his head. Think about your next girlfriend. Think about your kid. Think about your brother or sister, whoever it is. Whoever it is, you smack next or you injure or shoot or stab next. Think about that potential person and get some help now and think about yourself. Because why the hell do you want to go to prison for doing something that you didn't even want to do? I mean, a week later or an hour later. Trisha?

1:03:04 Yes.

1:03:05 Adam You're 25.

1:03:06 Caller Correct.

1:03:06 Stone Temple Pilots What's up?

1:03:08 Caller I had a comment for STP and I had to say that I'm really nervous too. The solo album of his, I wanted to know if he was going to perform any of the songs in the solo album he did on a tour.

1:03:24 Drew Scott?

1:03:25 Caller No. Those songs were very important to me, but that's a whole different thing. Just like the record that those guys made, the talk show record, those songs are important to them, but that's not STP. So no, we won't be doing that. It's not to say that we don't love those songs that we did on those two respective records because they're a chronicle times in our own lives. But the four of us make STP, and the songs that we will perform are the songs that the four of us have recorded together as a group.

1:04:00 Caller Well, it's a great album.

1:04:01 Caller Thank you very much.

1:04:03 Caller I got so many people, my friends and mine, just to buy it because it's a wonderful album. And I'm a big, big fan. I'm so excited. I'm nervous to talk to you tonight. And I also have a comment. Adam mentioned earlier how when some guys get intoxicated, they mark their territory by urinating like on anything available. When I was about 19 years old, I went to a party and I woke about 2 or 3 in the morning and wandered out to the left because at my home, that's where the bathroom was at. Well, at this apartment, that's where the outdoor patio was at. And I went outside and pulled my pants down and urinated on the lawn furniture.

1:04:39 Adam Well, that's refreshing to hear a woman doing that.

1:04:42 Caller And I woke up the next morning.

1:04:43 Adam Where did you go to finishing school again, Trisha? I missed that.

1:04:46 Drew Fine manner.

1:04:47 Caller I'm working on that.

1:04:48 Adam I see.

1:04:49 Caller I went to, in the next morning, I went outside to smoke and the girl walks in, one of the girls at the party, and she says, did it rain last night?

1:04:57 Caller Yikes.

1:04:58 Adam And if it did rain, we're moving because that smells like urine.

1:05:02 Drew When did you realize it was what you had done?

1:05:04 Adam We're going to Canada.

1:05:06 Caller I pretty much realized it as soon as I finished doing it. But I didn't really care too much about it at that point.

1:05:13 Adam But you have the soul of a man, Trisha. I can hear that. And a man scientist's laugh.

1:05:20 Caller But I'm a woman, but I'm a huge fan of the Man Show.

1:05:22 Adam Oh, really?

1:05:23 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:05:24 Adam Oh, God bless you.

1:05:25 Caller I record it for my friends who don't have cable.

1:05:27 Drew This is the woman that's a fan of the Man Show.

1:05:29 Stone Temple Pilots Wow.

1:05:29 Drew It gets loaded and pees on things.

1:05:31 Stone Temple Pilots You're in it's own lawn furniture.

1:05:32 Adam All right, Trisha.

1:05:33 Caller I'm quite the catch, I bet.

1:05:35 Adam You're in many ways, I'm sure.

1:05:37 Caller I just want to say I love you.

1:05:38 Adam Especially if you're another woman. All right. Who likes women?

1:05:43 Caller Can I say a real quick hi to the Glendale Rec in Phoenix, Arizona?

1:05:47 Adam No.

1:05:47 Caller We listen to you every night. Everyone there listens to you guys and we all just love it.

1:05:51 Adam Thank you.

1:05:51 Caller Okay. Thank you guys.

1:05:52 Adam Thank you. All right. Hey, Anderson, what is Jesse Ventura, who brought that up earlier? Let's see what he had to say about the Man Show.

1:06:03 Caller The show on television, the Man Show. Oh, the best.

1:06:07 Caller If you can take it in the show, what is it? What is it?

1:06:10 Adam It's the Man Show. That's what I love about that, Jesse Ventura. I'm going to Minnesota and voting for him next election. All right. Should we hear something from Stone Temple Pilots?

1:06:22 Drew Let's do it.

1:06:23 Adam Let's do it. Off of number four, the CD currently out. This one is called Down.

1:10:13 Caller Loveline, with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10:18 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

1:10:47 Adam Yep.

1:10:47 Caller You could get a whole.

1:10:48 Adam I died with my kids again. Drew, why don't you go yourself and have fun?

1:10:53 Drew No, the boys are just bugging me. They're dying. What kind of dad are you? I can't.

1:10:57 Adam Oh, let me. I'll introduce them to my dad. Don't worry. They'll understand what kind of dad you are. Please. It is Loveline. Scott and Robert are both here from the Stone Temple Pilots. Number four is the name of the CD and phone number 1-800-L-E-1-9-1. And what did Ann say about Sofia Coppola tomorrow night? Oh, she did that touch down.

1:11:23 Stone Temple Pilots Thumbs up in there.

1:11:24 Drew Oh, thumbs up.

1:11:24 Adam Oh, I see.

1:11:25 Drew She's coming.

1:11:26 Adam No.

1:11:26 Drew No.

1:11:27 Caller I know.

1:11:29 Adam Drew, I want to go to the track with you one day and see what horse you bet on so I can bet on any other horse but that horse.

1:11:37 Drew That's good.

1:11:37 Adam As a matter of fact, I'd like you to bet on seven or eight horses so we could just narrow it down to two or three for me to bet on. Could you do that?

1:11:45 Yeah.

1:11:46 Adam Okay, because you're always 100% wrong. Lee?

1:11:50 Caller Yeah.

1:11:50 Adam You're 25.

1:11:51 Caller Yeah.

1:11:52 Adam What's up?

1:11:52 Caller I want to say hi to STP there.

1:11:55 Stone Temple Pilots Hey man, how are you?

1:11:56 Caller I wish I could discuss guitar with Robert all night long but since this is Loveline, I better get to my drug question. I wanted to ask Scott, you know, I've been to rehab three times and I can't seem to get with the program and basically my problem is I'm not a people person and I really don't give an ass about anybody but myself and I figured I'd ask Scott if he can give me some pointers because if anybody doesn't give an ass either, it's probably Scott.

1:12:26 Caller Well, I don't know, I can just tell you from my experience, you're having a hard time getting clean? You go into rehab and you're having a hard time staying clean?

1:12:38 Caller From what I understand, you got to be willing to be a people person?

1:12:41 Caller No, not at all, actually, because you don't have to like... Not really at all. The only thing that you have to do is sort of just become open-minded and willing to take some suggestions. It doesn't have to be from a crowd of people, it just has to be from maybe one, maybe a couple people who you relate to. That's why they suggest going to meetings and not just forming an opinion based on what your first meeting, your first few meetings going, trying a few different ones, until you meet some people that are kind of like yourself. If your life gets bad enough, trust me, if you start doing some jail terms and you start losing important relationships, having failed marriages, then you might start to be a little bit more open-minded about maybe kind of listening to some of the stories that these people have. For me, I wasn't able to get clean and to stay clean. And still, I don't even have a year yet. I've got over ten months now. But the reason why is because I want to be clean now. I've had every reason pointed out the fact that I needed to be clean. That evidence was there that I needed to be, but I really wasn't willing to, I really didn't want to. My life hadn't gotten to the point where I accumulated enough negative consequences where I really could not stand living that way any longer. And you know what? Once your life starts...

1:14:07 Caller It's kind of a bogus deal because I see it coming, you know? I see myself losing my job.

1:14:12 Adam What's your drug? What's your choice?

1:14:15 Caller Oh, I stick with weed mostly, but if I did anything harder, I'd probably be dead by now. But I get around to whatever is available, but weed's my drug of choice. I mean, that's the daily deal.

1:14:26 Adam Right, but so you're not at the point where you haven't bottomed out yet.

1:14:30 Caller Right, yeah, and I see it coming, but I just don't want to get there.

1:14:34 Drew It's really interesting that you bring up an issue that I've struggled with with people for a long time, which I think you can summarize by asking the question, how do you give somebody get it? You get somebody to get it, that they need to get it, that they need to get with it, they need to follow directions. How do you give somebody that? And so far, there's no one that's able to give somebody that.

1:14:59 Caller Okay, well, you know, I kind of, I pretty much knew the answer before I called. I just want to say hi to Scott and Robert.

1:15:06 Drew And by the way, I don't believe you're not a people person. You may not like groups of people, you may not like a lot of different kinds of people, but the connection you can form with somebody will be important to you.

1:15:16 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah, man, if you want to get clean, you want to do it for yourself, not because of other people or, you know, you got to want to do it for yourself, like Scott said.

1:15:23 Adam All right, Lee, good luck. Jennifer, you're 21.

1:15:27 Caller Hi, Drew.

1:15:28 Drew Hi, Jennifer.

1:15:29 Caller Yeah, you probably remember me from the hospital.

1:15:33 Drew Which Jennifer?

1:15:35 Caller Oh, my, I remember her voice from the Las Encinas.

1:15:38 Caller Yes.

1:15:39 Caller She was the crazy one that was like sneaking drugs in there and getting loaded, and you kept on putting her back on, like, back on early status.

1:15:48 Caller I've been in rehab 40 times. I just got to have a long-term PC. Okay.

1:15:53 Adam Long-term what?

1:15:54 Caller Therapeutic community.

1:15:56 Adam Oh, I see.

1:15:56 Caller Where I went after I detoxed, and I'm manic-depressive, and I got in an episode, and I tried to hurt myself, and they put me in the hospital, and they strapped me down, and they shot me up with Ativan, and ever since then, it's like...

1:16:09 Caller You're on heroin right now, aren't you?

1:16:10 Caller No, I'm not.

1:16:12 Adam You're not?

1:16:13 Caller No. They shot me up with Ativan, and that was my drug of choice, and I didn't like the feeling of it, and I started to use a lot of it, and so then I got my hands on Ritalin, and have been having a problem with that, and my counselor, my good counselor wants to put me back in treatment, and I'm scared to go.

1:16:37 Caller Why?

1:16:40 Caller I just, I'm tired of treatment. I'm just, I don't feel like it works. I get my life together, and then the manic depression kicks in, and then I'm back on drugs.

1:16:52 Drew Well.

1:16:52 Caller And so I've just, and I haven't, Drew, I've become anorexic, basically. I have the tendencies. You know I was really heavy, and I'm like a size 14 now, and I'm not eating much, and I went to a doctor, and got a three month script of Speed.

1:17:12 Drew Okay. Listen, Jennifer, all I hear now is desperation and confusion. I know you feel better when you get clean, when you're in a structure environment, when you're around people that care about you. And I know that you regain meaning, you regain a sense of yourself, and it doesn't feel so bad, doesn't look so hopeless when you're in a different place. And I know you don't.

1:17:32 Caller A systematic depression kicked in, and I wanted to.

1:17:34 Drew I understand it's there now, and I understand that needs to be managed also, but you gotta get with it, you gotta get back. You need an instruction environment. You've got people that care about you.

1:17:43 Caller Yeah, my counselor wanted to come over to my apartment and throw away my pills, and I told him I was going to, and.

1:17:49 Drew Well, I don't know that that's right, necessarily. That's sort of a boundary issue, but certainly you ought to get somewhere where you can be cared for properly.

1:17:57 Adam It says on the screen she's pregnant by a drug counselor. Does that, wasn't you, wasn't Drew?

1:18:04 Drew No, I'm not a drug counselor.

1:18:05 Adam Well, sometimes if they can't pay, they can't pay on them. Jennifer?

1:18:09 Caller Yeah.

1:18:09 Adam Are you pregnant?

1:18:11 Caller I don't think I am right now. Oh, all right. I thought I was.

1:18:15 Adam When you called in?

1:18:16 Caller Yeah, well, no. I went, I didn't, they weren't sure because I kept having positive tests, but then the ultrasound was inconclusive.

1:18:24 Adam Oh, baby. Hey, why?

1:18:27 Caller The guy said that he cared about me and then he sent me an email saying that if I didn't give him certain sexual favors that I couldn't be his woman anymore.

1:18:36 Adam All right. Well, listen. Jennifer.

1:18:38 Caller Yeah.

1:18:39 Adam Don't worry about relationships at this particular point in your life. I mean, you worry about getting better.

1:18:44 Caller Right.

1:18:45 Adam And?

1:18:46 Caller I've been trying to get off the add-a-van and I have withdrawal.

1:18:49 Drew Yeah. Listen, you have tough withdrawal and you need to be somewhere when you do that.

1:18:53 Adam So, Drew, is this a patient you've seen before, something like that? Then Scott, have you seen her running around the halls?

1:18:59 Caller I was in rehab with her before when Drew treated us both.

1:19:03 Adam Oh my God. And you just remember her name or her voice?

1:19:06 Caller No, I remember her voice, totally. I know exactly what she looks like.

1:19:10 Adam And is...

1:19:12 Caller She was actually having people sneak drugs into her at the place that we were at, I remember.

1:19:21 Adam Drew, how does some people get, you know, do drugs with a vengeance? Do you know what I mean? I mean, do you have to be the product of some kind of abuse?

1:19:29 Caller No, I did drugs with a vengeance.

1:19:31 Drew Scott was amongst the best.

1:19:33 Adam Really?

1:19:33 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:19:35 Adam That's delightful. I mean, I know people have drug problems, and there's people like OD., but there's some people that do it like a drive. Like it's a grip. It's like a salmon going upstream kind of drive.

1:19:48 Caller Well, after a while, you know, it's kind of like, you just have a feeling that it's coming to a really bad end, and it almost becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and you just want to like hit that wall as fast as you possibly can. So you just, almost like you purposely accelerate the process to either end it all, or at least get to a point where you're going to have to force yourself to quit or get help. But this girl, though, I know her, Drew knows her. I really would suggest that she goes somewhere, like Drew said, and get medically detoxed, and then go to a long-term treatment place, like either Impact House or Cry Help, because she's got a lot of issues to deal with.

1:20:30 Stone Temple Pilots Obviously, she's saying the manic depression kicks in. She's obviously using the drugs to replace something that isn't there, or she wants to be there. So what is the source of her manic depression?

1:20:48 Caller It's hard to tell until she gets clean for a while.

1:20:51 Drew She has a brain injury, and she has had to be on lots of medicines to stabilize that, and that's one of her problems, is her her manic depressive is so awful, it just decompensates really easily.

1:21:03 Adam Jim?

1:21:04 Caller Yeah?

1:21:05 Adam You're fourteen. What's up?

1:21:08 Caller I was just, I wanted to ask STP a question.

1:21:11 Stone Temple Pilots Sure, man.

1:21:13 Caller I was wondering where you got Sir Michelle Gellar from.

1:21:17 Caller You know, I found her in a cereal box.

1:21:21 Stone Temple Pilots Is that a milk carton or something?

1:21:24 Caller You know what? We're all fans of the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Cruel Intentions movie. I thought it was really, you know, kind of fun. You know what? When I was in jail, that was one of the three TV shows that I was able to lobby the guys, you know, around for votes and watch. That, Ally McBeal and The X-Files. And for good reason, two of those shows happened to have, you know, good-looking girls, probably The Vampire Slayer and Ally McBeal. Actually, Julie Anderson is good-looking too.

1:22:01 Adam When you're, you know, incarcerated, you could probably squeeze one off to one of the male attorneys in the Ally McBeal series.

1:22:09 Caller But you know what? She was, so, you know, we're fans of hers and when we asked her she would be interested and she said she was, you know, that she would definitely do it and she was a huge fan of the band and it was a lot of fun. She was very sweet and very professional.

1:22:27 Adam All right, Jim? Yeah. Thanks. Hey, how does that work with the TV privileges when you're in the clink?

1:22:34 Caller What happens is at seven o'clock at night is when free time begins. You have free time between seven and ten. And this is in the BRC program that's a treatment sort of facility. And you vote on the shows. There's a guy that's, his job is the TV monitor. Everyone has a job there, you know, and there's a TV monitor. So it's like, okay, vote time. Everyone goes in who wants to watch TV. You can't go in and vote if you're going to leave the room.

1:23:04 Stone Temple Pilots I'm thinking of that scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Lodge.

1:23:06 Caller It's kind of like that.

1:23:07 Adam Big Indian picks up the drinking fountain, you guys make a break for it.

1:23:12 Caller We had a guy in that was like that actually. His nickname was Tiny. He was a giant Mexican young man. Daniel, his name was, and we'd play basketball on the weekends. So he really, exactly. You did? Yeah, we did. He was not very coordinated. He was a huge man, about six foot six, two hundred and like ninety pounds. But when he would stand underneath the basket, he could get about just about every rebound. And if you threw him the ball, he could just kind of like toss it in.

1:23:43 Adam Just like my mom and grandma were talking about. But he couldn't hit the free throw.

1:23:48 Caller Couldn't not.

1:23:48 Adam And so they would intentionally foul and send him to the line and cash in. But now, so they, so there's one TV, right?

1:23:59 Caller One TV and you vote every, after the end of every show, you vote again for the next show.

1:24:03 Adam And do you have to register to vote or do you just get to vote?

1:24:07 Caller It's, you know, the motor voter.

1:24:11 Adam So you vote, anyone who's interested in watching TV during that free time. And is it, now what happens at 10 o'clock? Is it lights out?

1:24:19 Caller Lights out. And I have to say that there is this, it wasn't so bad when Officer Escamilla worked. Officer Escamilla was about a five foot two, very pretty Mexican young woman, and very sure of herself though, not at all intimidated in a dorm full of 60 guys. But she was quite nice to look at. And so everyone kind of looked forward to the nights when she worked and she would say lights out and go around with the flashlight and do her rounds and you'd see all the guys kind of like trying to get one last look before the lights went out and then they would go about their personal business.

1:24:55 Adam Right. But now in what time was wake up time?

1:25:01 Caller Five thirty in the morning.

1:25:03 Adam Wow. It seems like being in the military.

1:25:05 Caller It was exactly. You've seen the movie Full Metal Jacket, right?

1:25:08 Adam Yes.

1:25:09 Caller That's what the barracks looked like. It's over in East LA. It used to be an internment camp for Japanese, you know, well, they put Japanese Americans in these internment camps during the war. And that's what it was. They were like army style barracks with the bunks on each side.

1:25:27 Adam Was it that corrugated tin with the rounded roof like Gomer Pile lived in?

1:25:31 Caller Similar kind of thing.

1:25:32 Drew Kwanzaa hut.

1:25:33 Adam Awesome.

1:25:33 Drew It's a Kwanzaa.

1:25:34 Adam You know, I saw, I got to get, there's so many questions I have about this, but I just got to say I saw like a Gomer Pile at four in the morning the other day. And here's basically it. I just turned it on. I don't know if I was drunk or stone. I don't know what kind of condition I was in, but I turned it on. There's Gomer standing at the MP gate, at the guard gate at the front. And here comes Sergeant Carter with his girlfriend, Bunny, coming in after a date. And it's like, halt Sergeant Carter. And it's like, yeah, Pile. I was told by you not to let anyone pass this gate. Like, Pile, get out of the way. Sorry, you can't do it. And I thought that whole thing was a comedy premise back in the 60s, which is, you told me not to let anybody in this gate. Now you're telling me to let you in, and I won't let you in because you told me. And you know, there's that big speech where it was like, Pile, I don't care who gives you a story. I don't care if the Prince of Monaco comes through here. You do not let a soul through this gate. You got that, Pile?

1:26:38 Caller Yes, sir, Sergeant Carter.

1:26:40 Adam Fast forward to Sergeant Carter trying to come through the gate, not letting him in.

1:26:46 Drew And he has to have screwed it up twice before he gets that speech.

1:26:48 Adam Right, and that was good for a half-hour episode of comedy, right there. Sergeant Carter trying to get by the gate. But we're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, I'm interested in sort of the schedule here and the votes and the food.

1:27:06 Caller Food, that's a whole, we need a whole segment for it.

1:27:08 Adam Alright, well we'll do a quick abridged version of the food. Stone Temple Pilots are here, we'll take a little break.

1:27:13 Caller Let's just say we ate something called Dirk Diggler.

1:27:16 Adam After this. All right, finishing a quick story I was telling off the air. You guys are going to suffer through it. So we're at the, I'm at the cigarette machine at the Ramada in Houston. Hi, pretty hot. Anyway, feeding, you know, eight bucks worth of quarters, which is like 800 quarters. I'm too short, the chick shorts me too. Now I'm scared to leave the machine because I have my life savings in the machine. I'm scared some guy's going to wander up and hit the jackpot, you know? So, but no one's around. So I'm now running around looking for change. I don't have, I don't have any money. And you know what's really funny? And you know what's interesting I find about life, which is I'm sitting, oh, this story. If you're listening, just listen and shut up. I don't want to tell the beginning of this story, but I'm sitting at the airport bar in LA, at LAX. I get there early and I decide I'm going to myself a Bloody Mary as tradition would have it, Drew, because after all, it was a weekday. And we're getting on the plane. And you weren't loaded yet. And I thought, I'm going to have myself a Bloody Mary. And I sat at the bar and I ordered a Bloody Mary. And the Bloody Mary was like $3.50. And I gave the guy five bucks and gave me a $1.50 back. And I looked at the two quarters in the dollar and I slid the dollar to him. And then I stared at the two quarters and I thought to myself, what the hell am I going to do with these two quarters? I'm wearing sweatpants. I'm going to drag them to Houston. They're going to fall out of my pocket or they're going to get wedged up my ass when I fall asleep on the plane. Forget it. And I slid them to two quarters, too. Fast forward six hours later, I'm standing in front of a vending machine in Houston, two quarters short, going, where are those two quarters? So now I got the machine staked out. I'm thinking, I don't want to leave. I run. I go and I get a couple of quarters. I feed those and I get my pack of Sarah's. I go walking through the thing and I think to myself, wait a minute. Now I'm walking to my room. I'm walking down a long hall. I get to the elevator and I stop. I pass a little gift store with breath mints and stuff like that. And I think to myself, hold on a second. I walk into that store and I go, you sell cigarettes? I go, what kind you want? I go, son of a bitch, a killer.

1:29:50 Caller Could have just put them on your room.

1:29:51 Adam Could have just pointed in the direction that I was heading in the first place, but had to go the other direction and to the vending machine, everybody. That's why we need to pay everyone more or kill them. All right. I went nuts. And then there's a fire drill 5 a.m. that morning. And Angelica?

1:30:13 Caller Hi, Adam.

1:30:13 Adam You're 23.

1:30:14 Caller Yes.

1:30:15 Adam What's up?

1:30:15 Caller Well, first, I just want to say hey to Robert and Steve, or, yeah, Robert and Scott, I'm sorry.

1:30:20 Adam That's better.

1:30:21 Stone Temple Pilots Steve Austin.

1:30:24 Caller I'm a pretty big fan. Hopefully, you guys will be coming to Seattle. I can go see you.

1:30:28 Stone Temple Pilots Absolutely.

1:30:29 Caller We will be there.

1:30:30 Drew I'll get it.

1:30:31 Adam I'm sorry, Drew.

1:30:32 Caller Go ahead. I saw you guys the last time you guys were in Seattle. Awesome show.

1:30:36 Drew September 22nd. Oh, I will be there. The Key Arena.

1:30:39 Caller Oh, awesome. Okay. Here's my situation. Ever since I was a little girl, I've had my pillow, which I've taken everywhere with me, like to my grandparent's house or if I go on vacation. I can't let go of it. My husband, who I've been married to for a year and a half, just doesn't understand it. I think he's starting to get to the point where he's getting very irritated with the whole situation because if I'm watching TV with him, I have to have my pillow if I'm in bed. I can't go to sleep until I have my pillow with me. And I don't know if it's like a security blanket and I just can't let it go or...

1:31:14 Drew Well, it's called a transition object. There's a stage in development when kids will develop a very strong attachment to an inanimate object, a doll or a blanket or pillow. And the fact that you haven't moved through that stage says something about your emotional well-being.

1:31:29 Adam What kind of shape is that pillow in after?

1:31:31 Caller Oh, it's in horrible shape. I haven't even changed the pillowcases in the same pillowcase.

1:31:36 Adam I got to tell you, one week, my maid comes to my house every Monday, one week on my pillowcase, by the time it gets down to the sixth or seventh day, that is not in good shape.

1:31:48 Drew Well, the drool will seep in.

1:31:49 Adam There's been drool, there's been dry hums, oftentimes gang raped by bikers. That's the bikers that raped my pillow last weekend, to turn a hose on them to get them off that. Now, what kind of shape could that pillow be in after 20-something years?

1:32:02 Caller I don't use it for my head. I have to hold it, I have to have it in my arms.

1:32:06 Drew All right, but it's something about your development.

1:32:09 Adam And it sounds fairly cute and benign, but it means you're wet.

1:32:13 Caller I am embarrassed. Nobody really outside of my family knows about it.

1:32:17 Drew I am embarrassed about it. It's something you should read about. It's called a transition object. It was first written about by actually a pediatrician who sort of talked about these sorts of names, Winnicott. And it's a very significant sign.

1:32:32 Adam Does your husband ever do anything to it?

1:32:34 Caller I mean, he washes it every now and then. I came home and I wanted to sit down with it and it was in the wash. And I was almost crying. I was so upset.

1:32:41 Drew Did you lose somebody when you were like two, three, four years old?

1:32:44 Caller I had a very hard childhood.

1:32:46 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:32:46 Caller And that was pretty much my only security that I had. My parents were very, they weren't the best parents that I could have had.

1:32:56 Drew And what did they do to you?

1:32:58 Caller Well, first, my parents were very religious. They were, I was brought up as a Jehovah Witness. And I was not into the religion. My dad was one of the top elders in the congregation. And it was pretty much forced down my throat. And I was a very rebellious child. So I got really bad into drugs. And I got really bad into having sex. And I got hurt really bad by somebody. And I don't enjoy sex now. It's another problem that I have with my husband.

1:33:28 Drew Why don't you get some treatment, OK?

1:33:29 Adam Yeah, bring you and your pillow go into a shrinks office, would you?

1:33:33 Drew Plenty of reason to get some help, OK? You've got a lot of trauma going on there. And if you really want things to improve with your relationship, it's not about the pillow. It's about what's going on in your head.

1:33:42 Adam My sister had a huggy blanket that I used to like hold hostage, you know what I mean? Like you get hold of their huggy blanket. And they're like, aha! And you hold it like over a match or something.

1:33:52 Drew They go nuts.

1:33:52 Adam I used to slam it in the door. You know, I'd like wrestle a thing to the ground. Once then, the blanket like turned on me and got the better of me for a little while. But then I got rolled over and got on the blanket. But I mean, I beat the ass out of that blanket and she would just scream with horror. It was great. Don't let your kids find out that the other kid knows about their transitional object because they'll abduct it and torture it. Send little pieces of it back through the mail and stuff.

1:34:17 Stone Temple Pilots So can the transitional object be a number of different things?

1:34:22 Drew It's usually blankets, pillows, or dolls.

1:34:24 Caller Mary's going. She has a blanket.

1:34:27 Caller She's had it since she was a little kid.

1:34:28 Caller The other day I was watching a Laker game and she went to go try to take a nap in the bedroom. She comes back in there. I'm all comfortable. I've got it on me. She grabs it and rips it off me.

1:34:39 Adam It's like you're cheating with your transitional object.

1:34:41 Drew It's a normal thing for kids to go through, but they go through it.

1:34:45 Stone Temple Pilots Yeah.

1:34:46 Adam My newest transitional object is the VCR remote. No. Well, it's connected. Yeah, you're right. It's a close second. All right. We're going to take a little break. We'll be back.

1:35:00 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:35:37 Adam All right. It is Loveline, and that is Loveline. I want to thank Scott and Robert for both coming in here from Stone Temple Pilots. Thanks for having us. It was nice to finally have you.

1:35:51 Caller I beg your pardon.

1:35:52 Adam How dare you? How dare you? It really was. I really didn't know what to expect. And I didn't know the band. I had met Scott once, I think, but that was some years ago, and I really didn't know what to expect, and I was really delighted. I thought your candor was great.

1:36:11 Caller I'm kind of gushing, you guys.

1:36:13 Drew It's sort of scaring me.

1:36:15 Adam No, I really, I had been thinking about it, and I just ended up on the drive-in, and it's just you guys trying to be great guys.

1:36:22 Stone Temple Pilots Well, thanks.

1:36:23 Adam Nice of you to come in. And we'd like you, you know, when you're on tour with the Peppers or Fishbone or whoever through the summer, definitely come back.

1:36:31 Caller Love to come back.

1:36:32 Stone Temple Pilots Love to.

1:36:32 Adam All right. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew's Saying Mahalo.

1:36:36 Drew Very well. I'm having anal sex with my boyfriend, and I just, I don't want to, he wants to go all the way with me. Well now.

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