Episode 1000754887335

7:23 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Let's turn this question into vice. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

7:34 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

7:36 Voiceover Loveline.

7:38 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guests are Busy Philipps and Seth Rogen from Freaks and Geeks, which has been canceled. Alright, thank you for tuning in. We're going to call it an early night. What do you say, Drew?

8:03 Drew Why don't we just have guests that are canceled as a routine?

8:07 Adam Usually guests come on the show and then their show is canceled just a couple of days later.

8:12 Guest That happened to be the first time. So I'm back to seek vengeance.

8:17 Adam What were you pushing the first time?

8:19 Guest I was pushing Freaks and Geeks. We moved to Monday Night.

8:22 Adam Oh, right.

8:24 Guest I was here to promote that and then I had an independent movie that was at some festival somewhere.

8:28 Adam I thought you were here pushing Freaks and Geeks but when you said that happened to me the first time, I thought it was a different show we were talking about at that point. Really what we're pushing and what we're hoping for is that people, and this has happened a time or two in TV history, actually... Really? I want to Jag. Where a show is good, it's embraced by the critics, it has a strong fan base and it gets cancelled anyway and then it comes back sometimes on another network because of the overwhelming support of the dedicated viewers of the show. I remember, I must have sent off 400 letters when Cagney and Lacey got cancelled the first time. Drew, you remember those days? Oh yeah. Yeah.

9:16 Drew I think Orpah went out.

9:18 Adam Oh, oh shut up you idiot. Freaks and Geeks is such a good show that it was inducted into the... Well, is inducted the correct term?

9:28 Guest Yeah, inducted is the right term. They have a week of inductions and the William Haley Festival, I believe, and they induct shows that they feel to be exceptional. And we were inducted into the museum and shortly canceled.

9:42 Adam This is the museum of... Well, it's always a kiss of death.

9:45 Guest Right.

9:46 Adam This is the museum of radio and television. And Drew and I are such big fans of the medium that we're not quite sure where it is. In Beverly Hills.

9:56 Drew We have to deduct this but we couldn't get down.

9:58 Adam I'm sure we've been invited many times to go down there and lecture. And we did get the syndicated show of the year, didn't we?

10:05 Drew It was Billboard.

10:06 Adam Oh, Billboard. Yeah. What happened though? We never did...

10:09 Drew We didn't collect those trophies, huh?

10:11 Adam We never did see anything. Ann, why don't you bring that by? Do you have something? I have it on my desk. Oh, you do? Well, bring us by. I'll tell you what. Let's treat it like the Stanley Cup. I'll get it for a week. Drew, take it for a week. Anderson, you can grab it for the weekend. That's probably to buy it. You're such a stoner. Oh, really? What would I do? Would I look at it?

10:28 Drew Yeah. You said, well, it's great.

10:29 Adam Get out. Oh, okay. Well, that's true. You can't argue with that.

10:33 Drew You're a little self-esteem again. You're trying to give me an award? No way.

10:36 Adam Well, I figured we'd get our own award. You know, you get one, I get one. All right. Anyway, you can go down to Beverly Hills and check this out on this Saturday and this Sunday from noon to five and you can see they'll air all of them, plus the chicks at Avanair.

10:54 Guest Yeah. That's my understanding.

10:56 Adam They already aired like some other time. I think today they're airing all of them and Saturday they're airing the unaired ones and Sunday because Saturday sold out.

11:07 Guest In 15 minutes.

11:09 Adam I think they both sold out now. Really? We're the spring students of a museum and radio and television shows. I think that has to be sending some kind of message to the network.

11:19 Guest Is it someone? I don't know. I should hope so. I mean, at the very least, we could hope for like a my so-called life kind of thing and maybe MTV could pick us up and air all of the episodes because at least it would be nice for people who don't live in Los Angeles or New York did the same thing at their museum to be able to see all of the episodes because we have real fans out there who care.

11:40 Adam I haven't, like I said, I've been to the museum in New York many times. I was broadcasting the Kevin and Me Morning Show from there a couple of years in a row and I had a great time. I just went and sat in these boos and watched Chico and the Man because that show never made syndication because I guess Freddie Prinze killed himself before they did enough of them and I hadn't seen that thing since I was like 11. But it's a weird place or at least the one in New York is in that they have everything you'd want to see and then they're missing some glaring glaringly obvious ones like I said hey let's see a Monday Night Football and I said okay which one you want to see and I said how about one with Howard Cosell I'd love to see an old Howard Cosell Monday Night Football like no no Howard Cosell no Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell at the radio and television museum no and I was like why not I don't know we got one where OJ was up in the booth Howard Cosell I remember that team was which one Cosell oh uh Meredith and uh Suppy Sails I don't remember the third one I was Charis I was Charis all right all right anyway Freaks and Geeks start writing those letters and or just go down to the museum on this weekend and if you can know hey listen if you don't live in Los Angeles so Beverly Hills is a beautiful place fly on out there's a website and there's kind of like a bootleg thing going on to my understanding www.freaksandgeeks.com I'll mail you a copy of it we're taking it upon ourselves yeah you guys I was about to say you guys are great we're really impassioned about it because we really loved the show so we think it's a shame they gave us money money I got a new car I'm broke now yeah nothing for more money all right another job listen you kids can move in with Ruth there's a problem a nice spread Mike yes you're 24 what's up yeah I have an addiction to pornography I'm a star with magazines when I was younger and then the strip clubs and recently it's gone on the prostitutes and I just want to make it stop or at least slow it down a little bit because he doesn't want to stop it get your penis with a hammer and that should slow down a little bit you or do you think you're an addict you just think I think it might be an addict I mean my friends are saying I got problems with someone like headbunny and stuff and I don't want to get that bad you know no one does how often do you visit the prostitutes I mean I just got one the other night they're like man that's the next step you need to slow down or something how often you going I just got one the other night the first time okay I understand but you could have that was your first time yeah for having a prostitute like dude you're just out of control well you've been with a prostitute once does it feel like you're going back soon yeah I think it might be because I want to kind of videotape it make a little movie I see that's gonna be an extra 20 you understand well not if I do it later no one right all right well I'll see you in hell okay well I don't I don't hear addiction here Mike is addiction tends to imply consequence and you're not really talking about confident you're talking about slowly progressive compulsion that you'd like to control and I suspect it's more about other issues as pertains to your ability to be close to women and how you feel about women and well might be I don't know you know this is something that's not good for you you want to stop it right so what do you be able to stop it we the the answer is a $40 million question here is were you sexually abused when you were a kid because that's really what determines whether or not you can stop this kind of no never never are we physically abused no okay so cut it out it's time to stop you know is there alcoholism in your family I don't know my father was yes it might be do you have any momentum with substances yourself no you are you sober when you do this stuff yeah really something I do it's just like hey watch me I don't know what I'm trying to get attention or what but yeah you have relationships with women at all yeah once he pays did you other than that I have like free relationships or I don't have to pay watch me I just do it behind my back yeah it's my way of getting attention I guess I don't know but how are you getting attention when you're with a prostitute other than everybody everybody my apartment they lay on the ground and they watch through my window oh my god it's like a big show man my room's like Amsterdam anymore classy I see all right Mike maybe a little maybe a little what is that F&A what is that called but the essay essay yeah sex anonymous sex-holics anonymous well you know I will confuse about this guy I don't have a clear read but I'll tell you what it couldn't hurt if he said it anonymously you want to go to if you really if you are really truly motivated yes I don't want to sound that motivated no he doesn't and I just took off it together for all right Mike we don't care okay all right there you go and then you can't help everyone what personal would help him Chris yeah you're 19 hi what's up Dr. Drew yeah I looked up ecstasy on the internet and I read that if you take a prozac six hours after taking MDMA you could prevent any damage to your staring cells is that true well what I understand I don't know that anybody's actually studied that carefully Chris but it's an interesting question it is sort of out there as a question of whether or not that is the case what I do have heard and I've heard this more than once is that it prevents some of the effects of ecstasy and so you don't get high on the same way from it so it appears that it blocks some of the stimulation of pathways in the brain that may cause cell damage so it's possible that that could be the case but it has not been proven yet yeah because it said take it after you were done well it doesn't make much sense and doesn't yeah because it seems like if you're done having the experience the experience is what's causing the damage right yeah that's already damaged we think so it sounds like kind of a catch-22 if you're gonna have the experience you're gonna have the damage right yeah that's what it seems like Chris but again this is not I have not seen any good scientific literature on this but it's a wonderful plan for a young 19 year old. It could be the type of thing though because I've understood my friend did it actually strangely enough a research paper on MDMA in college and sort of one of the things that people attributed with the usage of it was that afterwards they would have like huge bouts of depression like the next day so taking the Prozac maybe somebody has put this together that oh I don't feel that way anymore so there must be nothing wrong with it you know what I'm saying absolutely and that could be the case and the real problem is drug those the depression to hit a few years later right rather profound all right Elizabeth yeah you're 20 yeah what's up well first of all I just want to say hi and I love this show and I'm a big fan of the man show that's right whatever I'm gonna miss that Anderson after I fired go ahead my question was I want to know what is the Venus Butterfly I've heard a lot about it on the man show no no no no no it's a sexual position yeah I know but how do you do it everyone says I don't know listen don't get sassy with me trying to put the butterfly in a context here Jesus Christ the Venus Butterfly there's a variation on the wheelbarrow a wheelbarrow yeah sure none of the pinwheel yeah it's a variation on the the basket the rotating basket go get the joy of sex yeah I don't know yeah baby we'll get the kind of suture or something oh the web all right uh the let me try to figure out the uh what's it called again the venus butterfly yeah well I'm guessing the legs are going to be apart rather than crossed that's uh one thing I'm figuring here and uh other than that I don't know all right all right okay so you have a boyfriend yeah that's three years does he know what it is no I don't I don't think so I think we would have done it if we could have maybe you've done it you don't know it I could have but I heard it's like really really good and the kind of thing I'm sure if you just typed Venus Butterfly on the internet I'm sure you'd find a ample pictorial assistance on how to accomplish it take a rest Jeeves all right yeah there you go have fun I take pictures for your dad all right all right I said taken taken yeah yeah you're 26 what's up hey on that Venus Butterfly I know that one yeah how's it go that's where the females on bottom you get on top and she closes her legs and you open yours and you try to ride high on her pelvic area and it's just real slow stimulation we work this one out she's great you get on top just like missionary right yeah she spreads her legs and then ramps them around your back she closes them yeah she closes them and you ride higher up on her pelvic area it's like she's looking at her for it in your paddling out to see that yeah I see she's right now yeah that's smell of the ocean thank you so the her her her ankles are together then yes yeah and I mean you can't get into real heavy thrusting or why it's just I guess it's more clitoral for her right and I mean it's pretty good for yourself too noted counselor thank you you rest your case go ahead well let me give you a little background probably about two months ago my girlfriend came into my apartment and I got a roommate and he he's in the real kink and he threw in a video and it was I guess bondage S&M have you and she caught an episode of fisting and I'm sure every day you know what that is well that one's a little more self-explanatory that was the announcer on WKRT the black guy the big furrow what the hell is his name well you know didn't take much persuading on her be something for me to give that a try so it you know after some time we did get that accomplished and then the fisting thing excuse me the fisting you see yeah yeah and how does that work though it lube up and take it slow I see and is it cheating if your hand sort of breaks a fist slides in and then makes a fist like you're stealing change out of a mayonnaise jar I'm more it looks more like a kung-fu straight lunch you know right fingers extend yeah oh I see yeah and didn't that hurt her well we like I said we went slow start out you know finger to and then we eventually got up to the whole hand and that was probably about three five weeks into it right and then now she's one of the projects and now quit his job and it's up to summer but it was worth it he ended up this thing and then about a week ago now she wanted me to try see if I could get another one up there two simultaneously she's working her way up to a footing believe you me using super glide and last night I accomplished it she liked it well what her comment was told me to clap and I told her she said pretty tight huh hey Deacon yeah I have a see you in health care all right how's a good job you know when you were you were sick or you're vomiting whatever you're doing in the night yeah the states of valentine was that okay yeah it was a bizarre experience somebody asked something about anal sex she's like matter of fact like well you may you can go to the store and you get a series of graduated butt plugs and I said oh yes I had my career that sort of heard of it and just let it go by and but later on the next day I'm thinking what in the hell yeah yeah graduated yeah but plugs I had the opportunity to handle one just Saturday for a man show bit we had told him to go out and get a large size butt plug novelty size but plugs are they don't look that they're not real phallic looking they're they're not even sexual looking they look like a spade on a playing card and this one was I could have got my grandfather's ashes into this one I really think I could have and I'm still trying it's not what I'm looking into where's grandpa he's on the mantle in the butt plug it's it's an interesting angle we don't want people handling it we're smart but it's really it's about about ten eleven inches high and at its at its biggest width it's probably good six six and a half inches and I can't believe anyone would get that in their ass I think it's more you know the for decoration I think it's how the gays show off leave that around impress the fellas and it makes you know it's like you know they mean business when you see that line right in the coffee table material sure it's disgusting yeah and it really could it could hold down a stack of legal documents in a wind tunnel it's that big and that heavy but they do start small and then they work their way up and I guess the plan is is to eventually I don't know get a bowling pin or something in there I I don't understand that kind of logic I really really don't often like why why why it seemed to be in the middle of a comment I think he hung up for you Why is my room hello hello hey I just had a question for Dr. Drew and I've had acne like since I was about 16 or so yeah and it's pretty severe it's on my face and the back of my neck and my my shoulders and chest and it's really bad and I just want to know how I could get treatment for it and like what kinds of treatments are for there is no reason in this day and age for people to have acne it is totally treatable if the neck and back and shoulder stuff is actually more difficult from the face it's really painful too yeah it needs to be treated your doctor may start with antibiotics if it's I don't have a doctor though that's the thing well a dermatologist dermatologist may start with oral antibiotics they may use topical creams benzoyl peroxide or antibiotic creams but if it's really cystic like you seem to be describing they'll probably go right to acupain which is miracle miracle drug we've all cleared up on a couple of days.

26:42 Guest It's great you take it for six months I think and then it's literally like you break out for three months the worst acne you've ever had and then all of a sudden your skin is perfect. It's pretty gross for a while but then your skin will be beautiful.

27:00 Adam It will be flawless. You're cured. Hey, I'm telling you the hardening catalyst in Bondo, what they use. Drew, I've told this story before but I'm staying behind it. You know what they use in auto body shops to fix dings in the side of your car that Bondo stuff comes in two places. I mean, I'm sorry, comes in two forms. There's the catalyst and there's the resin and there's a little thing in that catalyst and nothing happens until you mix the two together like a epoxy or chemical reaction and it's a hardener and the catalyst stuff is 90% benzoyl peroxide and when I found that out I put some of it right on a zit when I was in high school because you know you spend five bucks to get an ounce of the 10% at the thrifties this is 90% benzoyl peroxide and it's cheaper and you get like six ounces of this stuff for four bucks.

27:54 Drew You really are like Thomas Edison when it comes to stuff on your body.

27:57 Adam What do the guys put Bondo on his face?

27:59 Drew Bondo on the face, ammonia on the food supply.

28:05 Adam To be fair to me, that was not my crab.

28:08 Drew Okay, ammonia on someone else's crab. It was. And rectal surgery via mirrors.

28:13 Adam Thank you. Of what? Via mirrors. I wouldn't call it rectal surgery. I had lanced a carbuncle that was on my hand. I wouldn't call it rectal surgery.

28:24 Guest You were talking about this last time I was here.

28:26 Adam Well, who brought it up?

28:27 Guest Please, four months ago.

28:28 Drew Who brought it up? We talk about it every night.

28:30 Adam Who brought it up? Please, Busy. I did not bring that up. I was talking about Bondo on my face. All right, which is now known as what, Drew? My face?

28:42 Drew Your calf red.

28:42 Adam The calf red. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm literally a millionaire because of it, right, Drew?

28:49 Drew Literally.

28:49 Adam Okay. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Seth Rogen and Fizzy Filch are both here from Freaks and Geeks. You can go down to the Museum of Television Radio and check that out this weekend. When we come back, we'll speak to Ben. Ben has a comment on fisting. We'd love to hear after this.

29:08 Guest Loveline.

29:10 Adam Loveline. This is Adam Carolla.

29:14 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on The Zone 105.

29:48 Adam Are you busy? Oh, okay. What did you say? Stone Temple Village?

29:52 Guest How are they? Were they nice?

29:54 Adam Yeah, they were really nice. They were in here last night, and we had a good show with them, a good time with them. Would you say, Drew? Absolutely. Dizzy Phillips and Seth Rogen are both here tonight from Freaks and Geeks. The show is temporarily off. Don't worry, Phoenix will rise from the ashes and return to watch Conquer Prime Time Television. You can, if you're in the Los Angeles area, and I want to head down to Beverly Hills this weekend, go down there and watch a bunch of episodes, including some that never did air, and that is 12 to 5 this Saturday and this Sunday. All right. Where are we? We're going to talk to Ben about the fisting. I kind of want to talk about this sexual harassment thing before we get on the air. I got to tell you, I know, Drew, you hate attorneys inherently because you're a physician, or at least claim to be one. I've never seen any actual documentation to suggest that, but we all hate attorneys, and why not? They're ruining the goddamn country, they really are. And I know they're just sort of doing what people tell them to do too, but I don't know. We have to have a sexual harassment meeting whenever we do the man show. I don't think, ironically, we do one on Loveline. Have we done one on Loveline, the TV show? There's nothing we're aware of, no. Basically, here's how it works. The whole crew and cast gets gathered into a room and our attorney, David Decker, who we know affectionately as Colonel Buzzkill, because he tries to ruin everyone's fun, gives a speech about sexual harassment while everyone dry-humps each other's legs in front of him. It's a subtle act of defiance. And then we all go back to sexually harassing each other, and I mean some serious sexual harassment going on in the workplace, at least the man show, and I know at K-Rock there's some too. And I just wish we wouldn't have to waste everyone's time with these ridiculous formalities. If someone's got a serious problem then they should be able to bring it up to somebody. But watching a training video about sitting on your hands and about, listen, if you're 37 years old and you've got to watch a goddamn video to show you how to act with people the opposite sex or the same sex in the workplace, it's such a formality and that's three quarters of life is becoming a formality. You know what I'm saying? They've got to cover their asses, the lawyers. I know, but everything is a waste of time. Now it's like waste of time meets waste of time meets waste of time and there's this much actual work getting done. Everything else is just a big goddamn formality now and it's killing.

32:41 Drew You have no idea.

32:41 Adam Pride is a prize. What about being a doctor?

32:44 Drew Oh, you have no idea. You have no idea. 80% of your time is spent doing stuff that has nothing to do with taking care of people.

32:52 Adam Right. It's just one more hoop for you to jump through so that your ass can be covered. And by the way, now we're living in a society where you go to a gas station, they can't lend you a gas can anymore because somebody did it, got drunk, fell down, and there's a lawsuit. You know what I mean? It's like we can no longer open the door. We can no longer extend courtesies to people. Like a few morons have ruined it for all us intelligent people out there. And listen, I know we like to blame the lawyers, but anybody who's brought... Listen, I've managed to make it 35 years without a lawsuit. And then you look at some of these people and they've had eight lawsuits against the eight different casinos in the last six months. I want those people killed. I just want them killed. I don't have a problem with that. It's just, listen, you're flawed. You're sitting there. I love it when they do. They have videotape of a guy pulling a Brody in Caesar's Palace where he falls down and then dumps booze on himself. It's his sixth or eighth attempted lawsuit in his many months and he's sitting there with a straight face telling John Stossel that he actually slipped even though we have videotape of him tying his own shoes together. Can't we just rub this guy out? You know what I mean? Can't we look at him as just an enemy of the state and just put him... Just shoot him for treason or... Natural selection. You should be gone by now.

34:16 Adam Get rid of him. Please. He's looking at his straight face telling why he's fallen in six casino bathrooms in six months. You should be able to sue one person in your life. That's it. Make it count is what I would say. I have what I call... When I get in office, I'm going to have what's called the Baker's Dozen policy. One every 13 years. You get one lawsuit every 13 years. Use it wisely.

34:41 Drew With your 9-1-1 call.

34:43 Adam One 9-1-1 call. Very good. One 9-1-1 litigation every 13 years. That is fine. Nicole?

34:52 Drew The fisting call dropped out.

34:53 Yes.

34:54 Adam Good. Nicole?

34:55 Yes.

34:56 Adam You're 22.

34:57 Caller Yes.

34:57 Adam What is up?

34:58 Caller Recently, I've been having problems getting wet during sex. I'm wondering if long time on birth control can cause that?

35:09 Drew Not usually long time. Certainly, the pill can do that, but you would experience that typically right away.

35:15 Caller If I recently changed pills, that could be a cause.

35:17 Drew Oh, absolutely.

35:19 Adam Did you do that?

35:20 Caller Yeah, about three months ago.

35:21 Drew Oh, yeah. That could be it.

35:22 Adam That's it.

35:23 Caller Are there pills that are more common?

35:24 Drew What did you switch to?

35:25 Caller Orphotricyclines.

35:27 Drew What did you have before?

35:30 Caller Lowestrin.

35:32 Drew That's interesting. I would expect to be lowestrin. It would be more likely to cause the problem.

35:37 Adam Well, you're all different though.

35:38 Drew That's the beauty of it.

35:39 Adam Yeah, that's right.

35:39 Drew Everybody's different.

35:40 Adam It's really the curse of women. I say beauty.

35:43 Drew You might want to get off the triphasic and on the pill that has more estrogen than the lowestrin. Oh, really? Yeah.

35:49 Adam All right.

35:50 Drew Let's see if that helps.

35:50 Adam Hey, Nicole. Yeah. When you're not producing sufficient moisture down there, fisting is out of the question, okay?

35:59 Caller What's that?

35:59 Adam Stay off the fist for just a couple of weeks until you regain your natural lubricants, okay?

36:05 Caller Okay.

36:06 Adam All right, Nicole. It's going to be tough. Let's talk to Brian. Brian? Hi. You're 24. What's up?

36:13 Caller I'm 24.

36:14 Guest Yeah.

36:16 Caller Well, it's a long story. I've been dating this girl for-

36:19 Adam All right. Well, let's move on. Even the guys who don't announce it's going to be a long story.

36:28 Drew It's a real long one.

36:29 Adam Even the ones that are short or long on this show. This could really be long. You guys ready? I mean, you're emotionally up for this?

36:36 Drew Yeah.

36:36 Adam Is it?

36:37 Drew I don't know.

36:37 Guest What's the question?

36:38 Adam Yeah. What show is it? Can we just say it's yet to a question? That's what I like.

36:43 Guest No story and then we can just ask questions based upon his question.

36:46 Adam We'll know what we need to know, however.

36:49 Caller What's the question? All right.

36:50 Caller I've been dating this girl for eight months now.

36:52 Guest No story.

36:53 Caller What's the question?

36:54 Adam What's the statement? Busy, you say no down?

36:58 Guest No.

36:59 Adam Sorry. Wow. You must drive your boyfriend insane.

37:01 Guest I do.

37:02 Drew I do. Wow.

37:03 Adam Poor guy.

37:03 Guest He's a great guy.

37:04 Drew What the hell do I do with her?

37:06 Adam Dump her. Is she pregnant? Yes, she is. She is. All right.

37:12 Drew Has she been with other guys?

37:14 Caller She's married.

37:16 Guest Is it your child?

37:18 Caller I don't know.

37:19 Guest Ricky Lake.

37:21 Adam If she's married, let's just assume it's her husband's child and you should just bow out.

37:26 Drew You shouldn't be in the first place.

37:28 Adam All right. All right. Good times. All right. There you go. Is your boyfriend in the business? Yes.

37:37 Guest That's not how we met. It's not pretentious at all.

37:38 Adam No, that's fine.

37:39 Guest We met in college.

37:40 Adam I understand.

37:41 Guest Okay.

37:41 Adam You were acting college. No, we didn't.

37:46 Guest Nice memory.

37:47 Adam Thank you. I like her. Well, you're busy. You got a lot of opinions and you're very proactive. There's a real perfume or douche commercial kind of material. I mean, you're doing a lot. You're on roller skates, you're running around.

38:10 Guest Right. Tampax was there.

38:11 Adam Right. I got it. Now, I'm wondering dynamically, is your boyfriend sort of a more quiet type and lets you do the steering, right?

38:20 Guest Right. He's like really mellow.

38:24 Adam Really nice guy.

38:25 Guest Nice guy.

38:25 Adam Right. Really nice guy. He's a great guy.

38:28 Guest Yeah.

38:29 Adam Right. Because there's only room for sort of one of those personalities in a relationship. Otherwise, you guys are just button heads the entire time. Right. Yeah. He's got the same thing going, by the way.

38:41 Guest His wife is like me.

38:43 Adam Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to put it. I mean, she's got a lot of energy. She's got a lot of ideas and then Drew just hangs back. Right, Drew?

38:51 Drew That's right.

38:53 Adam He just it's like the beginning of the Jetsons. He hands everyone money. You give everyone money and you go to work. Right. Why to work in your car? Ed? Yeah. You're 21. Hey, Adam. What's going on? Hey.

39:09 Caller First of all, I just want to say you should have kicked that guy Leon's ass the other night.

39:13 Adam Well, he's too big of a push to come down here.

39:15 Drew He was a real jerk.

39:16 Adam Thank you.

39:16 Drew We know he's in Simi Valley, though. We're zeroing in on it.

39:19 Adam That's right.

39:20 Caller Is he coming to town anytime soon?

39:21 Adam I sure hope so.

39:23 Caller I'm also a big fan of the man shot.

39:25 Adam I want to tell you that too. Thank you.

39:27 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew. My girlfriend, she's on orthotriacycline. She missed a pill one night when she was out with a friend. She forgot to take it. We had sex the next day. I'm kind of worried about it because my question is, do we get the morning after pill or do we just go on with things? What should I do?

39:51 Drew She should have taken her pill that she forgot immediately as soon as she remembered.

39:55 Caller Yes, she did that the next day. She took two at a time or whatever.

39:59 Drew All right. That's the best you can do. Just finish the packet but you should use a condom the rest of the month. That is a form of emerging contraceptive what you just did.

40:09 Adam It is?

40:09 Drew Yes.

40:10 Adam Is it or is it just getting back on schedule with the pill?

40:14 Drew It's getting back on schedule but it's also flooding your system a little higher dose than it would otherwise have had had you been on appropriate dosing.

40:21 Guest Isn't that kind of what the morning after pill is?

40:22 Drew Yes.

40:24 Adam What do you mean it's higher than you would have had? Two pills. Yes. Okay. I'm doing the math now. That would work. It would.

40:34 Drew It brings it back to like the 70-80 percent range, maybe 90 percent but it's not 99.9 anymore.

40:39 Adam Right. But it's not 99.9. You're saying it's 99.9 when you're on the pill. All right, Ed.

40:47 Drew All right. Use the condom the rest of the month. What's that? Use the condom the rest of the month. I'll do it.

40:51 Adam Hey, make sure you use a different one each night though, right?

40:54 Drew What's that, Ed? It's a little confusion.

40:56 Caller I thought a good dr.drew.com is a really good thing too.

40:58 Adam You guys got it going on.

40:59 Drew Well, thanks. We had a lot of fun with it. Busy was on the webcast on that show.

41:02 Guest It was fun. It was awesome. I haven't seen it yet.

41:05 Drew It's up there. It's archived. Adam's never been down to see the set, the operation, never been down there. He didn't come to the big launch party for Drive Me Crazy. He is a world class.

41:14 Guest I didn't go.

41:15 Adam Yeah, Busy, where were you? We missed you.

41:17 Guest Yeah.

41:18 Adam I saw that.

41:18 Drew But Adam didn't go.

41:19 Guest No, it wasn't Drive Me Crazy. It wasn't the movie Drive Me Crazy.

41:22 Drew Okay, good.

41:22 Guest It's like some promotion thing.

41:24 Adam I got you.

41:25 Guest Is that working?

41:26 Drew Yeah. No, they're touring the country. It's great. They're really have a lot of fun. They are an interesting couple.

41:30 Adam It is drdrew.com put together a couple of horny young folk and put them in a van. And sent them around the country.

41:40 Drew They're webcasting every day.

41:42 Adam Going from college campus, girls' campus. And what's happened? Now, what's it been? A couple of weeks?

41:48 Drew Yeah. They're getting good. They've been webcast. They're really very funny and entertaining. I was on one of them a couple of days ago. They're good.

41:54 Adam And anything happened? Any big blowouts? Any sex? Blowouts. Really?

41:59 Drew Yeah. They're very kind of interesting.

42:02 Guest Is it kind of like the real world out there?

42:04 Adam If it's anything like the real world, I'm there.

42:05 Drew It's the real world except it's real.

42:08 Adam They've got to end up...

42:10 Guest There's the catch. True.

42:12 Adam The real world's real, isn't it? I feel like it's pretty real.

42:15 Drew This is somebody, you know, it's a very controlled situation. This is just flat out the camera's rolling.

42:21 Adam Where are the cast?

42:22 Drew Was it cast? This was cast by our users.

42:25 Adam Where are they now?

42:26 Drew Right now? Today? I have to get the computer on.

42:29 Adam Not today. Where are they heading? What's your direction?

42:31 Drew They're heading towards Vegas.

42:33 Adam They haven't got to Vegas yet? They're in Stanford tomorrow. I see. That's not toward Vegas.

42:41 Drew We'll have next week.

42:42 Adam All right. Jody, I'm going to the next launch party though. I'll tell you that right now. Whenever those kids leave again, I'm there.

42:50 Drew I know it's Anderson's birthday today.

42:51 Adam Oh, it is?

42:52 I knew that.

42:53 Adam I did, too.

42:56 Happy birthday.

42:56 Drew Are you feeling too bad for abusing him in the first 20 minutes?

43:00 Adam The first 20, almost 15 minutes. Happy birthday, Anderson.

43:03 Drew Thank you, Adam.

43:04 Adam How old are you?

43:05 Drew 27.

43:06 Adam 27. You got your whole life, any look at you. All right. No, Anderson, you're doing very nicely for yourself, except for that car of yours. I mean, Drew, what the hell were you doing at 27?

43:21 Drew I was practicing medicine.

43:23 Adam I was, all right, you're not doing as good as Drew was, but you're doing a hell of a lot better than I was at 27. I know I hate doctors. Jody? Hey, Jody.

43:37 Drew Hi.

43:38 Adam Hey.

43:38 Guest I have a question about nipple rings.

43:41 Drew Can you turn all that down behind you?

43:43 Guest Yeah, I'm going outside.

43:45 Caller Is that better?

43:46 Adam Yeah.

43:47 Caller Okay. Is it?

43:49 Adam Yeah. What's going on over there?

43:51 Guest You having a party? No, I'm at a bar.

43:53 Drew Oh, okay. The electrical generator.

43:56 Adam Yeah. Great.

43:58 Guest Okay.

43:59 Caller Here is my question.

44:00 Guest I got my nipple pierced back in beginning of February, end of January, and I decided I don't want it now. I'm wondering if there's going to be, since it's not totally fully healed yet, if there's going to be any complications if I take it out?

44:15 Drew No.

44:15 Adam Is it just close up?

44:16 Drew Yeah, close up.

44:18 Guest Is there any chance of infection though, because it's still healing on the inside? Keep it clean.

44:21 Drew No, it will be less problems with the material out.

44:25 Adam Why don't you take it out right now?

44:27 Guest I don't know if I can take it out right now.

44:29 Adam Sure you can. I want to hear it.

44:30 Drew I want to hear the pop.

44:30 Caller You have nudity laws.

44:32 Adam Well, listen, first off, you're drunk. No, I'm not.

44:35 Guest I'm actually not.

44:36 Drew All right.

44:36 Adam Well, you're getting drunk and you're standing next to a swamp cooler, and it's dark, and you could get that thing out of you no problem.

44:43 Caller Is it?

44:44 Adam Yeah, I think you could, especially if you got a running start.

44:47 Caller Running start with it.

44:49 Adam Hide to the door and slam it. That's right. Like the old sentence. Yeah.

44:53 Caller Oh, come on now.

44:54 Guest Just bend it out of shape.

44:55 Adam Hey, is it crimped together? How does that work?

45:00 Caller It's like a full circle wire, but then it has a little ball. Yeah.

45:03 Guest All you got to do is pull apart the, I know about piercings. Pull apart the wire.

45:08 Drew Show me out of your pierce. Well, I know how to get it apart. Look at this. Watch me.

45:11 Caller I don't know about infection if I take it out.

45:13 Adam She has left pierce.

45:14 Guest My mother's going to kill me.

45:15 Adam Oh my God.

45:17 Drew Wait, hold on a second, Jodie. Hold on.

45:18 Guest We're talking about something else now, Jodie.

45:20 Drew Look at that.

45:21 Adam This is one of those bull rings.

45:24 Guest Bull ring?

45:25 Adam Yeah, they're putting bulls' nose to lead them around. And it was up in her nose. Yeah, she did the whole show the entire season. No one knew that she had that thing. And they just thought she had a little booger patrol. Yeah, a little metal booger problem. And now she just flung it out and pow. It's great when she has to get it because she has to dig into her skull to get it out.

45:46 Guest Kind of the nice thing about the septum ring is I'm totally desensitized to putting my fingers up my nose before I was all like a girl. I could stick my fingers in my nose now. I just do it all the time.

46:00 Adam Sometimes the 20 minute drive home is not long enough. I circle the block a couple of times when I get home. I need another four or five minutes with my nose.

46:11 Drew It's like you're a problem.

46:12 Adam Yeah. I do some good picking on the road. I'm picking like Roy Clark picked this banjo on Hee Haw. That's where I got my nose. All right. So, Navya, can she unscrew that little ball or just pop it out?

46:26 Guest She has a ring with a ball that's held there by pressure, and the ball probably has two little divots in it and the ring. So, all she has to do is pull apart the thing and the ball pop out and she can pull it out.

46:39 Adam We'll take a break. Hold on. Jodi? Jodi?

46:42 Caller Is it going to be...

46:43 Adam Jodi, hold on. We're going to take a break and then we're going to get you to pop that nipple ball. Okay?

46:48 Caller Okay.

46:48 Adam All right. Busy and Sather both here from Freaks and Geeks. Through the radio, we're still on. We throw the headphones down on the thing.

47:01 Drew Here's the thing, Adam. It's like, okay, we're going to break.

47:06 Adam Oh, for Christ sakes.

47:08 Drew I bet the Busy and Sather here, anybody else would have been to break five minutes ago.

47:13 Adam Shut up, please. We're going to break up in this good silence.

47:18 Caller Jackass.

47:19 Adam All right, we'll be back.

47:25 Guest We'll be right back with more.

47:28 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

47:29 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on The Zone 105.

47:40 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla, and this is Dr. Drew, and you're listening to Zoes 105. Yeah, this is Loveline and Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Busy, the ball bus of Phillips is our guest tonight. I'm with Seth Rogen, both from Freaks and Geeks, and Freaks and Geeks is taking a little rest. I hate us, that's what we call it. Well, it's like what a prize fighter does between rounds. Sitting down, getting a little sponge bath, and a little talking to by its seconds, and it's going to be back to answer the bell. Until then, though, you can go down to Beverly Hills and go down to the Museum of Television and Radio and check it out.

48:40 Guest Or pick up this week's LA Weekly. Front page.

48:43 Adam Oh, really? Let's do that. Got it.

48:46 Guest Too Good and Too Weird is the title.

48:49 Adam Wow. That's nice. I tell you, I'd rather be, well, not monetarily. I'd rather be on a show that got tons of praise and got escanned by the man. Then one of these shows that's been on for eight years before no one knew it was on. It was like I always think about that with Suzanne Somers had that show. She's the sheriff. No, no. We all know that one. That's step by step. With Patrick Duffy. Right. I can see your home Friday with me.

49:20 Drew Don't worry about it. There's plenty of us.

49:22 Adam Very active social. Television is my friend. No, we do this show every night, except for Friday and Saturday night. So Friday night, I'm hell bent on watching some sitcoms and prime time TV. Unfortunately, Friday night, I'm left with Cosby talking to four-year-old Reid Hart and the man from Atlantis, hanging around with She's the Sheriff. But that show was on before it finally got canceled. It must have been seven or eight seasons. Yeah, it was on for a long time. I bet people came up to Suzanne Summers every day, even in the seventh and eighth season and said, What do you even do? Are you looking to get back on TV? I mean, we've seen you in the Ambroxer commercials and we remember you. That was more popular. I got more coverage than Stand By Step. We remember you from Three's Company. But what about doing another sitcom? It's like I've been on a sitcom, the prime time, ABC for seven years now. I don't think they expected that one to go so long because all the kids on it, like I guess they were cute when they castled, but near the end they were all huge and deformed. Like the youngest kid was like nine and a half feet tall and he was all gawky and weird looking. Yeah, they all suffered from a genetic disease. Or gantuism or something. Gantuism, yeah, that's right. I hope they're all listening. Great show though. Oh yeah, excellent. Donald, you're 18. What's up?

50:48 Drew I consider myself a recovering pothead. Hang on one second, Donald. Joy to be lost.

50:52 Adam Oh, that's right. She hung up. Go ahead, Donald.

50:57 Drew For probably like six months, I smoked pot, I don't know, like four or five times a day. And I have Crohn's disease and it seems to help it. A couple of my doctors have said that it's being used for medicinal uses. I was wondering if there's any actual validity to that claim or? Well, it needs to be studied for medicinal uses. I don't know if it's being used for inflammatory bowel disease, though it does have an effect on nausea.

51:22 Adam All right. Well, why did you stop then if it was helping you?

51:27 Drew Because it seemed to be causing more problems in my personal life than it was helping me with my medical life, I suppose.

51:33 Adam Well, and your Crohn's disease, does it flare up?

51:36 Drew Yeah, like every six months or so.

51:38 Adam Well, why don't you just smoke the weed when it flares up?

51:42 Drew Because it's kind of hard to stop once you start again.

51:45 Adam How many of you have gone without smoking to date?

51:48 Drew January 14th was the last day.

51:51 Adam Wow. All right, what about eating in the pot? I don't know. That still gets you high. Yeah. So I hear you want to stop smoking it.

52:00 Drew Yeah, it does. It's so powerful.

52:03 Adam Yeah. Well, I don't know. You know, it's interesting. We haven't discussed this before. But if you have an addiction and smoking it gets you back smoking it again. I wonder what eating it would do for you. Probably do the same thing. It gets you high.

52:19 Drew It's not as fast as it will last longer.

52:21 Adam Yeah. Listen, you're preaching the choir. I've eaten many brownies in my day. Jeremy? Yeah. I'm cool, don't you think you're so cool? You want to get high? I'm cool, yeah. You're not a narc, are you? Hey, Jeremy, you got a lid? You score a lid? Jeremy, your 15 year girlfriend always wants to give you handjobs in public places.

52:43 Caller Well, yeah, basically what happened was I was at a theme park.

52:49 Adam It wasn't handjob world, was it? That would have fit right in.

52:53 Caller It was like a rollercoaster place and we were getting on the rollercoaster and in line we were just kissing and stuff but she kept trying to put her hand down my pants and stuff. I mean privately I'm all for that and stuff. I don't really mind but I'm not really into like, you know, displaying it.

53:13 Adam Tell her no, Jeremy, all right? Yeah, but... All right, there you go.

53:16 Guest She's been reading Cosmo too much. They're always talking about like...

53:19 Adam Yeah, and you're man is surprised.

53:20 Guest Yeah, exactly, exactly.

53:22 Adam Being audited by the IRS, give them a surprise. No, it wasn't a wiener to be whipped out in line. No, it's the bottom line. No. It's a private thing. We need to focus, ladies. We really do. And the roller coaster is exciting enough. Yeah. Listen, every time I've been attempted to be surprised by girlfriends, it's always been like someone's wedding and she's drunk and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my ass is in the cake. I'm like, stop it, stop, come on. And then a fight breaks out, you know, thanks, Cosmo. All right. We'll take ourselves a break. We'll be back.

53:54 Guest Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

53:56 Adam Back in a minute. This is Adam Carolla.

54:00 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

54:12 Guest Zone 105.

54:13 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla.

54:14 Drew And this is Dr. Drew.

54:15 Adam We're smack in the middle of the Zone.

54:18 Guest Oh, wow.

54:19 Drew 105.

54:22 Guest Zone 105. KZNR Lakeville, KZNZ Cambridge, KZNZ Eden Prairie. This is Zone 105.

54:36 Adam But I wouldn't get that anyway, because he's here, he couldn't be here.

54:40 Guest He couldn't even tape it.

54:42 Adam Oh, please.

54:42 Guest I don't know.

54:44 Adam Did you hear that one?

54:45 Guest I don't know.

54:45 Drew We're going to get T-Bow. We're going to get T-Bow as we get used to this idea of watching a show later.

54:50 Adam We're talking about the radio show.

54:52 Guest I was talking about how he couldn't even listen to his own show, hypothetically speaking.

54:55 Caller Because where he lives, he doesn't get a signal.

54:57 Guest Because where he lives, he doesn't get the request.

54:58 Adam But failed to think that he couldn't listen to it because he's doing it.

55:01 Guest He's here doing it.

55:02 Adam But he does get to listen to it, really. Yeah, like watch this. Tess, one, two, Tess. I'm hearing myself. All right. Where the hell are we? Yeah, it's Busy Philipps and Seth Rogen. One, two, Tess. Oh, quiet. I'm hearing myself. Yeah. That's nice. There you go. I'm nasally. Do I always sound this way? Yes. Oh, quiet. I'm hearing myself. Yeah. Jesus. That's nice. Freaks and Geeks is the name of the show. You can see it at the Museum of Television and Radio. I don't know why I stutter every time I say Museum of Television and Radio. It's not something I want to say Radio and Television Museum or something like that. I don't know why it screws me up and maybe that's just me. All right, Drew, you have an exhibit at the Museum of Tolerance that you want to talk about?

56:03 Caller No.

56:05 Adam Aren't the...

56:06 Drew Three years in hell.

56:07 Adam Isn't the sex van heading over to the Museum of Tolerance? No.

56:11 Drew All right.

56:11 Adam We will hop on back on the phones then and speak to Matthew, who is 19. Yeah.

56:17 Caller This would be the San Diego Met.

56:20 Drew That's good, Matthew. Okay.

56:22 Caller Yeah.

56:23 Guest I have a question for Dr. Drew.

56:24 Adam Oh, wait a minute. You're not the Poughkeepsie man? No, I don't think so.

56:28 Drew Well, he's a North Hollywood Adam Carolla. Let's go. Okay.

56:32 Caller Yeah. I've got these small little white, like discolored areas just on the base of my equipment.

56:42 Drew Wait a minute. You said three different descriptors that were exact opposites. Are they white or are they discolored?

56:50 Caller Well, they're white. Yeah. So they're not really fitting in with the rest of it.

56:53 Drew Are they at the tip or are they at the base?

56:55 Caller They're at the base.

56:56 Drew Okay. That would be, because here we said it, these white discolored things, they're at the tip, the one at the base. That's right. That would probably be the pearly penile papules.

57:05 Caller Okay.

57:05 Drew Which are just basically follicles and they're normal.

57:09 Adam You can get them out with a melon baller.

57:11 Drew No, that's the molusca contagiosa.

57:14 Adam Well, that's it. You can't use a full-scale one. I think you have to use a Barbie's melon baller. I think you can get them out with that.

57:22 Drew Yeah. But are you sexually active?

57:25 Caller No, I'm not.

57:25 Drew Okay. I'm certain that's what it is. Unlike baby warts, they're pretty symmetric.

57:30 Caller Yeah, they are.

57:31 Drew Yeah. Okay.

57:33 Adam All right, Matthew. Thanks a lot. Making me feel better.

57:35 Drew Good.

57:36 Adam All right.

57:36 Drew One person at a time.

57:37 Adam Enjoy. That's right. We don't usually even get one person. No, I'm sure.

57:44 Drew Burt.

57:44 Caller Yeah.

57:45 Adam You're 28. You're officially the youngest person named Burt. What's up?

57:51 Caller I've had to suffer with that my entire life.

57:53 Adam Yeah. No one else named Burt. No one under 50 named Burt.

57:56 Caller Nope. Nope.

57:57 Adam What's up?

57:57 Caller So here's what happened. I had unprotected sex. I know it was a mistake, but I know the girl, and the next day, I had a burning sensation. But not just when I went to the bathroom, not just during urination. So I went to the clinic, peed in the cup, and they put me on Keflex while they were waiting for the test to come back. Came back negative on gonorrhea and chlamydia. I finished the medication yesterday. I still have, it's like a burning, but not when I go in the bathroom. I can just be sitting there and also I get this burning in my crotch and a little numbness down the legs.

58:37 Drew That probably is more likely a prostate symptom than anything else. It's Catholic and not a great medicine for that. What kind of place was this you went?

58:47 Caller It was a clinic in Hollywood.

58:49 Drew You should talk to urologists. Medicine is called quinolones.

58:52 Caller I'm sorry?

58:53 Drew Quinolone medication will probably be the best thing for you.

58:56 Adam Well, maybe you probably can't afford somebody, right?

58:59 Caller Not really.

59:00 Adam Do you have any insurance?

59:02 Drew Oh, boy.

59:04 Adam And this is going to sound strange. Any urologists work pro bono?

59:07 Drew Yeah, counting.

59:09 Adam It's a funny sentence, isn't it? Pro bono with urologists. Urologists doing pro bono work. Nice.

59:15 Caller So wait, can you spell the name of the medic?

59:18 Drew Hold on one sec. Well, the doctor won't know, but it is their common medication. What's it called, though? Quinolones.

59:24 Caller Can you spell it?

59:24 Drew Q-U-I-N-O-L-O-N-E-S.

59:29 Caller All right.

59:29 Drew All right.

59:30 Adam Also very popular, British Trio.

59:34 Caller Is it what I have, is it transmitted sexually?

59:40 Drew Well, yeah. You're asking a question I can't answer with accuracy. Probably not, but you probably got it sexually. It's probably started as urethritis, but now got into the prostate a little bit.

59:52 Caller Does this medicine will clean it up?

59:54 Drew Usually.

59:55 Adam Hey, Bert, you're 28. You got to get some insurance, brother.

59:57 Caller I know.

59:58 Drew I had another kind of work to talk to you about.

59:59 Adam What did you do? You work at a head shop?

1:00:02 Caller No, I work on other shows on NBC that got canceled.

1:00:05 Adam Really? Yeah.

1:00:06 Drew Like what?

1:00:07 Caller I don't want to say.

1:00:08 Guest We're with you though, Bert.

1:00:09 Adam If I guess it, will you tell me?

1:00:11 Caller Geeks was a great show. Everyone in our office supported it. Thanks.

1:00:15 Guest We supported your shows too.

1:00:16 Adam What was that canceled?

1:00:18 Guest I don't know. Cold Feet got canceled.

1:00:21 Caller I don't want to talk about Cold Feet.

1:00:23 Adam This guy, Bert, works for NBC. He worked on Cold Feet.

1:00:26 Caller No, I don't work for NBC.

1:00:28 Adam Now, he's got Hot Dick.

1:00:30 Guest Are you like a gaffer?

1:00:31 Caller No.

1:00:33 Adam A gaffer?

1:00:34 Guest Production?

1:00:35 Adam Hey, Bert, you know what drives me nuts about this town? Nobody wants to talk about anything. Like how much did you make?

1:00:41 Caller I'm going to get to that.

1:00:42 Adam Well, this show is going to go, I've got a project coming up. Shut up, everyone. Talk. Who cares? What show is this, you idiot? No. We gave you some good information, you jackass. I'll go to hell, you idiot. I hope you're never employed by anybody. You know what? I tend to think, not in Bert's case, but there's a lot of this going on. Like you ever talk to agents and managers and they go, off the record? Everyone off the record. All the good. Everyone off the record or confidentially, or you didn't hear from your businessmen. This is news in this room. Not to leave this room. I always think, you self-important big pompous. Who cares what you're saying off the record? How much of that off the record stuff is even worth repeating? Exactly. I always hear, it's always like a big build-up. Like fellas, you didn't hear it from me, but our cell is raised the price. Oh, shut up.

1:01:34 Caller Would you?

1:01:34 Adam Our manager does that non-stop. Off the record and as always, I think something good is coming and nothing.

1:01:40 Caller Yeah, I do that too, though.

1:01:42 Adam Yeah, but you know what I think?

1:01:43 Drew Because I have some kind of stuff to tell you.

1:01:44 Adam Well, listen, you're talking about people that are in rehab that you're treating.

1:01:49 Guest You shouldn't be saying that.

1:01:50 Drew I don't talk about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:01:53 Adam You don't talk about people that you're treating. No, Drew, I got to tell you something about Drew. Drew is, he's the guy you'd want handling your affairs if you had any problems, especially with the, you know what I'm saying? I mean, he really keeps things under his hand, except for, you know, to me. But the point is, there's way too much of that and it's usually nothing. And I don't like it and I always get the feeling the person is doing it just to make themselves sound important.

1:02:21 Guest Right, I agree.

1:02:22 Adam And I wish you a-holes would just knock it off. Michelle, or by the way, just shut up. Like, well, now I get, you didn't hear it from me, but I go, forget it, I don't want to hear it. If I can't tell other people, they're going to be knowing anything. Screw it. You can tell me that. Yeah. Michelle, now, you're 25, what's up?

1:02:41 Caller Well, I feel like, well, okay, right now I have not had sex in like seven months. Okay, but I feel like in order to, then I end up having one night stands because I meet the wrong type of guys. And I just, I feel like in order to be in an intimate relationship right now, it's like I just end up having one night stands because when I do meet, I don't, I don't meet any guys that I'm really interested in having a relationship with.

1:03:07 Adam Well, maybe you're not interested in meeting guys that you're interested in having a relationship with.

1:03:11 Caller I don't. That's exactly right. Like it's like I don't want a boyfriend or anything.

1:03:14 Adam All right.

1:03:14 Caller But I don't want to have a lot of partners. And then it's like, but you want to have sex. Yeah.

1:03:21 Adam Why don't you want to have, I bet you do want to have a good relationship.

1:03:25 Caller No, because whenever I do, I meet these, I mean, I meet some really nice guys, you know, but I feel like I was engaged for a long time, like almost two and a half years. And I just wanted out like the whole time. I could not stand it. The guy just, he didn't want to break up with me. And I just went nuts. And I don't know. It's like I just want to be single and go out and party and do everything but.

1:03:46 Guest But that's not all it's cracked out to be.

1:03:49 Adam Well, she doesn't she doesn't want to get a big tally. A big vaginal. Well, give a guy a BJ and he can go down on you. It doesn't count in God's eyes.

1:04:02 Guest I don't know.

1:04:03 Adam How many guys you've been with? You're 25.

1:04:07 Caller Probably like 20.

1:04:08 Adam All right. So you're getting up there now. Drew, how many guys you've been with? 15. So Michelle, where's your dad?

1:04:21 Caller In the other room.

1:04:22 Adam You're living at home?

1:04:23 Caller Yeah, I moved back home. Because I was living with my fiancee and when we broke up, I moved back home to Fiance and Build.

1:04:30 Adam I see. Never a good sign by the way, moving back home.

1:04:33 Caller Well, yeah.

1:04:34 Adam There's no situation.

1:04:35 Caller Enjoy it while you can.

1:04:38 Adam Really?

1:04:39 Caller Yeah.

1:04:39 Adam 25? I kill myself when I move back home. I don't even like going there for 50 minutes.

1:04:44 Drew It drops the box.

1:04:46 Adam I don't even like going to my house. Hey, Michelle, why don't you do this? I got a plan. Work on getting out of your house, or your parents' house that is, and getting up on your feet and getting yourself established and all that and then see about the relationships. In the meantime, get yourself a vibrator. I think I've wrapped that whole thing up.

1:05:06 Drew Yeah. Michelle, there seems to be something more going on with you than you're sort of.

1:05:10 Adam You're not admitting that there's a reason why you don't want to be vulnerable or intimate with a man and have an intimate relationship. Maybe. I don't know. What's up with that? I don't know. Did anyone do anything bad to you? No. You love your dad?

1:05:26 Caller Yeah.

1:05:26 Drew Did that last relationship sour you in some way?

1:05:33 Caller Maybe. I don't know.

1:05:34 Drew How long were you in that relationship for?

1:05:37 Caller Two and a half years. Two years. A little over that.

1:05:39 Adam You said you were engaged for two and a half years.

1:05:41 Caller No. We were engaged for close to two years. I knew I wasn't going to marry him. I knew I just wanted to.

1:05:50 Adam What's up with you in the intimacy department with men? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:05:56 Caller I just feel like I just go nuts with guys. When I was little I used to always be attracted to like boy bands and like I just always check out the cute guys and I've always just really been like that. I go to a club and I was like, Oh God, look at him and I just feel like I'm going to go crazy.

1:06:17 Drew And you want to do that?

1:06:18 Guest Yeah.

1:06:19 Drew That's just the stage you're in.

1:06:20 Adam All right. Well, let's get some condoms and go to town. All right. Let's get a vibrator. Listen. Hey, Michelle. You're confused. Listen. Here's the deal. We don't care. That's the bottom line. Thank you. I care, but I can't. No, he doesn't.

1:06:34 Guest There's something weird about her. You can just tell that she doesn't trust guys for whatever reason. She doesn't want to be in a committed relationship. Probably when she was 15, some chaps came along and ruined her outlook on men.

1:06:48 Adam The drummer from Cinderella Gatzer in 1991.

1:06:51 Drew Well, in the very minute, she goes, I want to rank things up. I'm boy crazy. I want to do it. I'm like, go ahead.

1:06:57 Adam She doesn't know what she wants. I don't want to make too broad a generalization here. But when a woman is 25 and not admitting that she wants to meet a guy that she likes, and not settle down and get married and have kids necessarily, but at least be in a stable, intimate relationship, there's something up with her. There's a biology at work that's different in men and women. 25-year-old women are usually looking to meet a guy who's a decent guy and settle in a little bit. If you're not looking for that at 25, or you say you don't want it or you can't handle it, it suggests to me that something's up, and it needs to be looked into. Right, Busy?

1:07:37 Caller I would agree.

1:07:38 Drew Thank you. Hi.

1:07:40 Adam Meet Busy.

1:07:41 Caller Hi. You guys are going to love me because I have no problems. Busy, I met you at the William S. Paley Festival.

1:07:49 Both of you and Seth, I have the Kansas piece with Reeks and Geeks.

1:07:52 Guest I remember you.

1:07:53 Caller Yeah. I am going to the Saturday Showing so I'm really excited.

1:07:58 Guest Awesome.

1:07:58 Caller I'm going to ask you guys what you thought about the ad that was put in the Daily Variety.

1:08:02 Guest That was the coolest thing ever. The fans, which I'm explaining this to Adam and Drew, the fans and the rest of the world that has no idea who we are or what we're doing on this show. The fans from our show got together on the Internet from Operation Havarchuk, is it?

1:08:19 Caller Yeah, Havarchuk, Bill's last name.

1:08:22 Guest Right, right. Yeah, OK. So Operation Havarchuk was the name of the site. And they collected, I think it was like $4,000 to buy an ad in Variety, saying the fans of Freaks and Geeks cared enough to purchase this ad. Somebody doesn't that say enough?

1:08:38 Adam Wow.

1:08:38 Guest It says, actually in LA Weekly, it has the quote of what the ad said. But it's like $4,000 and the fans got together, paid their own money.

1:08:46 Adam Ask another network to adopt us, is the use of it.

1:08:50 Guest The very first thing in the article.

1:08:52 Caller It's an amazing show, and you know what's nice about it? It's a very honest show, and it is slower paced, but so was 1980. It shows how cool it was to be a kid. And it's been kind of therapeutic to me, because when I look back at my childhood, there's a lot of dark days there, kind of. And it's kind of scratched beneath the surface of those things, and it's opened up a new world of the relationships that I have with my friends and stuff like that. So, it was really cool.

1:09:17 Drew This ad was funded by viewers across North America.

1:09:19 Adam Thanks, Bruxy.

1:09:20 Drew They feel it's worth their time and money to save this show. Give Freaks a chance.

1:09:24 Adam Wow.

1:09:24 Guest Thanks a lot, Bruxy.

1:09:25 Adam That was really cool. That pageant was a variety. A variety.

1:09:29 Guest That's no small feat. That is a lot of money.

1:09:31 Adam Yeah. Let me, for those of you who are around the country aren't familiar with the variety in, what's the other one, Hollywood Reporter?

1:09:38 Guest Yeah.

1:09:39 Adam Is it trade magazines? Is it really like a, they're really, It's really pornography for people in the industry. It's what they jack off to. And it's usually just some of the, just a jack rag. This stuff like the full page. Arsenio Hall takes out a full page ad.

1:09:55 Drew For your consideration.

1:09:58 Adam For your consideration. The great ones are the ones that are sort of veiled in the sort of light smoke of modesty. Arsenio Hall, I saw one, had a full page ad where he thanked the amazing cast and crew from Marshall Law for making his experience hot except for he's wearing a, you know, $7,000 blazer and he's doing like a kung fu stance. And it's like, oh, listen, Arsenio, quit whacking yourself off. You want to do something for the crew of Marshall Law? Buy him lunch. Go buy out a full page ad. I'm sure the crew reads the variety. Oh, they love it. Nothing better than that. It's like, grips it around reading. The dreamers want the Academy to consider for a. Oh, I'll tell you, it is. It is. You want to know everything that's bad about this business? Just grab variety and watch everyone whacking each other off. It's great. It's great.

1:10:53 Guest But that was a very nice thing for them. That was great though.

1:10:56 Adam The one bright spot and he had all the years of variety. The diamond in the rough. Oh, it's sickening. You ever look at that stuff, Drew? No. You go through the room.

1:11:04 Guest It's out of control. So-and-so was just cast in the lead of this. We would like to congratulate him. He is repped by so-and-so and so-and-so and so-and-so and stuff. Like so out of control.

1:11:15 Adam What they want, who they put up for your consideration. Yeah, it's like the weirdest stuff. It is absolutely, it borders on comical. It actually is comical.

1:11:27 Drew It seems like you like study this stuff though.

1:11:28 Adam No, I never, I never.

1:11:30 Guest Whenever you are waiting in like.

1:11:33 Adam Every waiting room has a stack of four feet high of old varieties and we would report them. No, we get them. I work on a lot, Drew. We get them. They are piled up all over the place. And everyone always says, Oh, did you see a variety to read that article? And I am like, are you nuts? I don't read that garbage. I mean, I don't read anything. Nicole?

1:11:53 Drew Yeah.

1:11:53 Adam You are 19.

1:11:54 Drew I am.

1:11:55 Caller This question is more for Dr. Drew. I am two months pregnant and I am experiencing some cramping in my stomach.

1:12:04 Drew Just tonight? No.

1:12:06 Caller Actually, it's been for like the past two weeks.

1:12:08 Adam Where is the pain?

1:12:10 Caller Right in my belly, like right where my uterus would be.

1:12:13 Drew Right above your pubic area, around your belly button?

1:12:16 Caller Right above my pubic area.

1:12:17 Drew And any bleeding?

1:12:19 Caller No, I'm not bleeding at all. I'm just wondering if it's like normal to experience. It's not like really bad cramps, kind of like menstrual cramps, but not that bad.

1:12:29 Drew It's not normal, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything, but you should definitely talk to your obstetrician.

1:12:33 Caller Okay.

1:12:34 Drew The Lyle type thing. Do you have a singlet in there? Do you know?

1:12:38 Caller I'm not sure yet.

1:12:39 Adam You say singlet?

1:12:40 Drew Yes. Because sometimes with multiples, the growth can induce all kinds of things.

1:12:45 Adam Singlet, the pig in Winnie the Pooh?

1:12:49 Drew Isn't that what Busy played? No, it was in Charlotte's Web. Oh, yes.

1:12:51 Adam She played the pig in Winnie the Pooh. That's why.

1:12:54 Guest You guys remember everything.

1:12:57 Caller How embarrassing.

1:12:58 Guest It's Wilbur.

1:13:00 Adam Yes, Wilbur.

1:13:01 Caller I heard that it could be because my uterus is growing.

1:13:04 Drew Yes, that's why I was asking if you had more than one baby in there. Sometimes that will cause funny symptoms. But I just thought I wouldn't panic. Don't worry unless you bleed. If you bleed, you got to talk to somebody immediately.

1:13:13 Adam Hey, Busy, I know you played Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte's Web in high school or third grade? No, third grade.

1:13:23 Drew Good God.

1:13:24 Adam That's what she's been doing on hiatus. I've been doing it since I was a kid. That's right.

1:13:30 Drew Third grade.

1:13:31 Adam But how do you play a pig? You got a pig outfit?

1:13:34 Guest You got a pink jumpsuit that had like a hood with ears and then you paint your face pink and then you have an elastic snout thing that looks on.

1:13:48 Adam But you got to be on all fours? You get to walk in your house.

1:13:51 Guest We went back and forth in my...

1:13:53 Adam Inflate movement?

1:13:55 Guest No, it was on all fours until the singing and dancing and then you get up on your feet.

1:14:00 Drew When she was finding the through line to get involved in the character, she would go on all fours.

1:14:04 Adam She got in touch with her friends at QO. She went down on all fours. Who played the spider?

1:14:10 Guest No, actually Danielle Klinkhammer.

1:14:13 Adam Oh, I know her work well.

1:14:14 Guest Danielle Klinkhammer was the spider.

1:14:21 Adam And how do you play? I like the same thing, getting another jumpsuit.

1:14:26 Guest That's more of a leotard, really, the spider with the fake arms that are attached to your top arms.

1:14:33 Caller Wow.

1:14:34 Guest God, Seth, you know a lot about children's plays.

1:14:36 Adam Seth, what did you do in high school, junior high, any of that? Fruited fiddler on the roof.

1:14:42 Guest That's a stand-up comedian.

1:14:44 Adam I did stand up for a while, but I kind of since retired a little. How old were you when you got started? I was like 13. Oh my God. Imagine. Stand up. It's like you're 13. It's like, yeah, thank you. My thing ain't working. That's right, Seth. Hey, what about these geranimals?

1:15:02 Caller I'll tell you what.

1:15:06 Adam My kid sister sat on my retainer the other day. That's a bit.

1:15:09 Drew I'll tell you what. Oh, my gosh.

1:15:11 Adam What's the deal with peeing yourself? Yeah. Anyway, I want to talk about Mopeds for just one moment.

1:15:19 Drew Show a hand.

1:15:19 Adam Tell me if you've had a heart attack of a Mopac and stuck in the big wheel. How do you stand if you do it 13? I don't know. I was a very kid when I was 13.

1:15:30 Guest He was really good. I saw him six months ago, and he was hysterically brought to play down. All these old stand up people were giving him the evil eye because he totally showed him all up, and he's 17 at the time.

1:15:43 Adam He did the same set. No, he did when he was 13. I was still peeing myself, getting stuck in the big wheel. Oh, what about this puberty? All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break, talking about Freaks and Geeks tonight, and we'll be back with Jason after this.

1:16:03 Guest Stay tuned for more Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:16:10 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:16:11 Drew And this is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

1:16:18 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla.

1:16:20 Drew And this is Dr. Drew.

1:16:21 Adam And you're listening to Zone 105. Yep, it is Loveline. Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-L-L-V-E-1-9-1. Seth Rogen and Busy Phillips are both here. From Freaks and Geeks. And this is a show that is gone, but not forgotten and hopefully coming back real soon. And you can tell, hey, Drew. It's good radio, by the way, when you just look and don't answer. How much more intelligent and interesting are Seth and Busy than your average sort of sitcom guest that we have on this show?

1:17:14 Drew I mean, I was pushing to have Busy back, you remember?

1:17:20 Adam Right.

1:17:21 Guest Yeah, Drew is the one who ran into my publicist or something somewhere and my publicist called me and was like, I ran into Dr. Drew and really wanted you to come back.

1:17:28 Drew Yeah, he's a good guest. Absolutely.

1:17:29 Adam Yeah.

1:17:30 Drew I've not met Seth before. I'd say the same with him.

1:17:32 Adam Yeah. I mean, there seems to be a little more depth to you too. I can see it translates on the show. By the way, if you want to see some of those episodes, you can go down to Beverly Hills to the Museum of Television and Radio and watch them this Saturday and Sunday from noon to five.

1:17:51 Drew All right. Where are we going? It's not just about an articulate or an intelligible. It's also sort of an instinct and a desire to help. Those are the works on this show.

1:17:59 Adam Right.

1:17:59 Drew Here we go.

1:18:00 Adam We're not going to Jason here? Not yet.

1:18:03 Drew Tara?

1:18:05 Adam Tara?

1:18:06 Drew Yeah.

1:18:06 Adam You're 27. What's up?

1:18:08 Caller Hi. I'm just in the biggest thrill of my life. Just to be able to speak to you, Adam and Drew and to speak to Busy and Seth. I'm actually flying down from Seattle for the thing on Saturday.

1:18:20 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:18:21 Guest Wait, this is the infamous Tara who came to the radio induction from Seattle as well, right? You stood up and said, I'm coming from Seattle. Do I win an award for flying in the furthest?

1:18:31 Drew I don't remember that.

1:18:33 Guest She's a nice girl.

1:18:35 Caller She doesn't do anything, by the way.

1:18:36 Guest No, no. You won something in our minds, Ivan. Biggest fan.

1:18:40 Drew You've won a small spot in our memory.

1:18:42 Guest Yeah.

1:18:44 Caller That's enough.

1:18:45 Adam That's enough.

1:18:46 Caller That's enough.

1:18:48 Drew Are you guys going to be there on Saturday?

1:18:49 Guest Yeah, we're all going to be there.

1:18:50 Drew Yeah.

1:18:51 Caller Really. The other thing I was kind of well worried about was, I know a lot of the other cast members, and I hadn't heard about you guys.

1:18:58 Guest Yeah. Except on other shows.

1:19:00 Drew Thanks for bringing it up.

1:19:02 Caller I just wondered if you guys were also on a pilot or something that was getting picked up or being picked up. It would be horrible if you all left and it still got picked up.

1:19:12 Guest Well, here's the way it works, Tara.

1:19:13 Drew That's what she's holding out. She is not going to take on any job. Now, she's going to interview and fill the Freaks and Geeks.

1:19:20 Guest Here's the way it works, though, Tara. They have some of the other kids have been picked up on other television shows. They have a window of opportunity until June 15th, I believe. And that's when our contracts are completely void. So, if someone makes an offer, this is to my understanding on Freaks and Geeks before June 15th, then all those other kids who got cast in the other shows are immediately void in those contracts and have to come back to Freaks and Geeks, which is a good thing and then they'll have to be recast in the other pilots. But Seth and I currently are looking for jobs and if anyone wants to hire us, he'd be more than happy to do it.

1:19:53 Adam Forging a relationship with my coach, my good friend.

1:19:58 Guest All day in bed today.

1:19:58 Drew Seth is the Bruce the Lance of the next generation.

1:20:01 Adam Yeah, big and gay.

1:20:05 Caller Seth is wonderful and beautiful and gorgeous. I have such a hawk and crush on him. And busy too. I don't know.

1:20:13 Adam Thank you.

1:20:14 Caller I'm teasing. But I'll see you guys on Saturday.

1:20:17 Guest Okay, great.

1:20:17 Caller See you there.

1:20:20 Caller I hope the show comes back. It's been amazing. I've been one of those people who have been dubbing all the episodes. I've made almost 50 sets of tapes for people all over the country. And I've been getting these amazing e-mails and letters from people just pouring their guts out about how the show has touched them. And we've all bonded over this. And it's just, I would hate to see it end. Thanks, Tara.

1:20:38 Adam Thank you very much. Yeah, that's nice.

1:20:40 Caller Thank you.

1:20:41 Drew Bye-bye.

1:20:42 Adam All right. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God.

1:20:44 Drew See?

1:20:44 Adam You can see the love pouring through the airway. That is so nice. Absolutely. Drew, we wouldn't get behind our own show if it was canceled, would we? No. No, we'd just leave that day and probably never bring it up again. I even, it's amazing. Wow. That is, it's really, praise does not get any higher than out and out.

1:21:08 Drew Yeah, it does.

1:21:09 Adam Absolutely.

1:21:09 Drew Getting back to the show back, that would be.

1:21:12 Guest Yeah. If somebody picked up the show, that would be nice.

1:21:14 Drew Yeah.

1:21:15 Guest Less than zero chance, I think.

1:21:17 Adam Yeah. We know most of the industry listens to this show, right?

1:21:20 Guest Exactly.

1:21:22 Adam Calling up other herpes and what not? Jason, yeah, all the great guys with the bad frames and the Nero hairdo or the page boy. What is that one where the guys comb their bangs forward and then put on the bad frames and then big buckles on the shoes? Hold on. Let me just say one thing to these guys if they're listening. You look like jack asses, all of you. That's why nobody trusts you. Okay? Thank you. Go ahead, Jason.

1:21:53 Drew Hey, yeah. My question was just exactly how safe are condoms because what I'm wondering is I got this girl and she wants to have sex but I found out that she has warts or something like that. Well, wait. What do you mean something like that? Well, she has like warts or something.

1:22:12 Adam That's more or less what she's saying.

1:22:15 Drew What does more or less mean? That's exactly what I said because she said she had her cervix frozen to try and get rid of it. She has a ward virus. Are you sexually active? Yes, I am. Well, you probably have it too.

1:22:27 Adam Stop that, Drew. Every time you said it just makes me think that you have warts. If you pray, everyone has warts.

1:22:35 Guest We had my freshman year of college because I lived in an all girls dorm. We had community bathrooms. We had the nurses come and tell us how we all probably had genital warts and how it was just like this HPV.

1:22:46 Drew It's just routine.

1:22:47 Guest It's just like this huge thing. Like everyone has one out of every three people.

1:22:52 Adam I have five warts. I don't have warts yet.

1:22:56 Drew You got to let me pour that to see the gas on your penis and shine a blue little black light on it.

1:23:01 Adam Next time I pull that out of your ass, there's your opportunity, right there. Drew, I will let you do that. Will you bring some of that? It's just vinegar, isn't it?

1:23:09 Drew Vinegar? You got to have the black light.

1:23:10 Adam Oh, I got a black light in my car.

1:23:12 Drew There you go.

1:23:13 Guest Why do you have a black light in your car?

1:23:15 Adam I'll get a flan, I want to get stoned. You know what I'm saying? I've got to wait a little while for AAA, sometimes 15 minutes. I need something to do.

1:23:23 Drew How does that?

1:23:24 Adam Looks right up to the cigarette light.

1:23:25 Drew Rob, it's probably in the high 80s, maybe 90 percent effective of preventing that wart from being transmitted, but it's not 100 percent. Okay, so right around 90 percent you're saying? Well, that's a reasonable estimate of how effective it would be, I'd say. But it's not 100 percent and if you get the word, it has no real meaning to you, except you will be contagious in the future.

1:23:45 Adam Hi, Drew. Listen, you want to bring that stuff in? You want to put your money where your mouth is? I'll put money on my penis. I let my penis do the talking, by the way. Hold on, I want to say something. No, I should have a shitscap.

1:23:59 Drew I don't actually put the mic on.

1:24:01 Guest You're right.

1:24:03 Adam My penis channel is for me. That's right. Like a senior Wences thing.

1:24:10 Drew All right.

1:24:11 Adam All right. The point is, you say everyone living in urban, Drew says 110 percent of people live in urban centers have a general ward. So, and you always claim that I have it. So, I say put your money where your mouth is. All right. I'll have that. What night you want to do is because I'll bring my penis in. I swear to Christ, I'll bring it. I'll get it out of its crown royal sack, out of the freezer, right here, a little velvet case. I'll keep it in a salad crisper.

1:24:39 Drew You're going to have to handle the penis.

1:24:40 Adam I'll handle the penis. Don't you worry.

1:24:43 Drew I'll handle the vinegar in the light. Okay.

1:24:44 Adam And I'll put it around. A hundred bucks says no warrants on that. What do you say?

1:24:49 Drew Okay.

1:24:50 Adam Yeah, really? Yeah, go for it. But I may have to call him a third person because I don't trust you. Well, it's like asking one of the opponents in a fight to referee and judge it. It doesn't, you know, there's a sort of discrepancy there. But he's a doctor.

1:25:05 Caller All right.

1:25:06 Adam Yeah, you have your Hippocratic Oath. A hundred bucks, there's nothing on the Johnson. A hundred gone?

1:25:13 Caller Yeah.

1:25:14 Adam Well, when you, you don't have to tell me. Well, tell me. I don't want to bang some hooker over the weekend. Squander it. Seriously. When you bring in the light, you have the light?

1:25:23 Drew How does that light work? I don't have one.

1:25:26 Adam You have to get a black light.

1:25:27 Drew You have to get a black light?

1:25:28 Adam Go to that Oz place.

1:25:29 Drew They sell that kind of crap. I'll say, you know what?

1:25:32 Adam You go to a head shop tomorrow and I'll pick one.

1:25:34 Drew I have to go to the dermatologist in another week. I'll talk to him about it if I can get one.

1:25:38 Adam I'm saying, let's put my penis where your mouth is and get to the bottom of this thing, smartass.

1:25:46 Drew Man, all those illusions.

1:25:51 Adam You have it in your endo, I should take it. In your endo, that's right. Thank you. I like Seth because he's not so old that he doesn't appreciate good ass humans. Exactly. Always a good ass joke. Blake, you're 17. What's up?

1:26:05 Drew I've been enjoying your light show.

1:26:08 Adam Oh man, when I like farts in here, that's a good time to do it. I can't do it because I'm wearing sweatpants. The Blue Angels.

1:26:15 Caller Oh yeah.

1:26:16 Adam What's going on there, Blake?

1:26:18 Caller I just want to say, man, you are the greatest. You are my god, man.

1:26:21 Adam Is that me?

1:26:22 Caller That's you.

1:26:23 Adam All right. Thank you.

1:26:23 Caller I just got to say, man, without you on the show, man, I just blow over.

1:26:28 Adam Thank you. Thanks, Blake. That leaves Drew.

1:26:32 Caller That's all. I've been listening for like five years. I just can't get enough of it, man.

1:26:38 Adam Speaking of blowing, Drew is going to examine my penis next week, you know.

1:26:42 Drew Thank you.

1:26:44 Adam Go ahead, Blake.

1:26:46 Caller I was just calling up to-

1:26:48 Adam It's encouraging you.

1:26:49 Caller I was just calling to suck up to you.

1:26:50 Drew All right.

1:26:51 Adam Speaking of sucking up. All right, Blake. Thank you very much.

1:26:55 Caller The first time I called, they wouldn't let me talk to you, so I had to make up a fake question.

1:26:58 Adam Fine. Easy on the weed, Blake, right?

1:27:02 Caller How do you know? God.

1:27:05 Drew All right. The acid was bothering me. It's for him.

1:27:07 Adam All right. Oh, really? Are you doing acid too, Blake?

1:27:10 Drew No. All right. Blake?

1:27:12 Caller No.

1:27:12 Adam A little bit of acid?

1:27:13 Caller No.

1:27:14 Adam Okay. We believe you.

1:27:15 Drew Mushrooms?

1:27:16 Caller Can I just say one more thing?

1:27:17 Adam No. All right.

1:27:21 Drew I got intimidated.

1:27:22 Adam Just shut him up. I'd like thanks for worshiping me like the god that I think I am. Here we go. David. Hey. David, you're 17. What's up? Okay.

1:27:32 Caller I got a couple of questions.

1:27:34 Drew I just want to say, Adam, you're the greatest. All right.

1:27:36 Adam A little theme forming tonight.

1:27:39 Guest What do you see there?

1:27:41 Caller There's this girl that I know and she just broke up with someone today with her boyfriend and I want to make sure that I'm not asking her too early.

1:27:52 Adam Yeah.

1:27:52 Guest You want to be next in line, though?

1:27:54 Adam Yeah.

1:27:54 Drew How long to wait? Yeah. Hours or minutes?

1:27:58 Guest Days, kind of.

1:28:00 Adam How old is she?

1:28:01 Guest She's 16.

1:28:02 Adam How long did they go out?

1:28:03 Caller Like three months.

1:28:06 Adam A week. I'd say a week. Three months can be substantial when you're 16. Yeah. That's like a 20th of your life or something. Right.

1:28:16 Adam Right. The more it matters. Did she dump him or did he dump her?

1:28:21 Guest They said it was mutual.

1:28:22 Adam That's a load of crap.

1:28:23 Guest Yeah.

1:28:24 Adam Did she? I hit myself in the face with a pen tip. Wow.

1:28:28 Drew Did you see that, Drew? I could have been blinded.

1:28:32 Adam I was going to whack myself in the face with a camp of a pen. It's a real samurai type move. You blind yourself with a writing utensil.

1:28:41 Guest David, did she show any interest in you? Do you think you got a pretty good shot there?

1:28:46 Drew Yeah, I think there's a chance.

1:28:47 Guest You talk to your friends or whatever?

1:28:49 Drew Yeah.

1:28:49 Adam All right.

1:28:50 Drew What if he established the fact that he was interested right away?

1:28:53 Adam Don't let any other guys go for it.

1:28:55 Drew Don't push. I know you're bringing it up, but if you feel comfortable and you're ready, you want to be there.

1:29:01 Guest Yeah.

1:29:01 Drew I'm on there.

1:29:02 Adam And put a down payment on some of that. P.Honor. That was a...

1:29:07 Guest Ownership.

1:29:08 Adam I have your sense.

1:29:10 Caller Also, I have another question.

1:29:12 Drew Yeah. I was wondering how Anderson got up to where he is right now.

1:29:20 Adam First off, we don't consider it up. He may have slid to where he is, but Anderson, how did you arrive to where you are?

1:29:27 Drew I came from Scott Farrell. I did the same thing for the Farrell Show, Farrell and the Bench.

1:29:32 Adam That's right.

1:29:33 Drew It was like twice as much stuff. I was doing sound effects all over the place. He liked me because I was drunk at a bar.

1:29:39 Adam Right.

1:29:39 Drew Well, you just met him at a bar? Yeah. You became an engineer because of that?

1:29:44 Adam I had to work my way up.

1:29:45 Drew I left the grunt work.

1:29:46 Adam Yeah. Scott Farrell.

1:29:49 Drew Isn't that a typical radio story though?

1:29:53 Drew In radio, you have to like trip in front of a radio station and fall into the studio and all of a sudden, you're a GM.

1:29:59 Guest We were just talking about this. I think that your story is kind of like out of note. You know, like you didn't just ask someone to train or whatever.

1:30:10 Adam Yeah, radio is all about who got there first, not who's past. Not in Anderson's case.

1:30:16 Drew No, who fumbled in. It's really...

1:30:18 Adam Well, people back in, but also in radio and listen up, kiddies, if you're interested in getting in, go to a radio, go to your local radio station and be an intern. And then you work, you have to phone up and then you work, you'll be producing the morning show in six months. And then you'll be GM of the station in another year.

1:30:38 Drew And tell them what you always had about the kid, if you had an 18 year old and want to go to school, didn't want a job.

1:30:42 Adam Only if he was a world class F-up and what I would consider somewhat retarded. I would drop him off at the radio station so that he could run the world.

1:30:51 Drew Wouldn't you even slow the car down, just push him out the car?

1:30:54 Adam Why not? Yeah, you're not going to hurt his head. He's scrambled enough. That is radio and we include ourselves in that equation. Don't we, Drew? Yeah, except for our two TV shows.

1:31:05 Drew That's pretty good.

1:31:07 Adam You guys see that, two TV shows? That's good.

1:31:09 Guest Yeah. We only had one. It was canceled.

1:31:11 Adam We had one. He's going to cry. You guys are like in the hole, like I have two and you guys owe one.

1:31:17 Drew Yeah, we owe a show.

1:31:18 Adam Like minus the show. Even if you get one, you're just even. Yeah, between us. All right. We will take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.

1:31:37 Drew Love Live for Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back with more good news.

1:31:41 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:31:43 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Love Live on The Zone 105.

1:31:52 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:31:53 Drew And this is Dr. Drew.

1:31:54 Caller And you're listening to Loveline of the Zone 105.

1:32:07 Adam What is that guy's name? What is that? We're just talking about the reviews. Minus four stars or whatever. What's that guy from? What the hell was his name?

1:32:19 Drew Was it Michael something? You know, you went off on the one day.

1:32:22 Adam Yeah, for like...

1:32:24 Drew For all your Neanderthal?

1:32:25 Adam Neanderthal and in the...

1:32:27 Drew No showmanship?

1:32:27 Adam Third stage of werewolfism. Third stage of werewolfism.

1:32:30 Drew No showmanship.

1:32:31 Adam No showmanship. By the way, if that don't spell out queer, I don't know what does. Accusing a guy who runs the man show for not having enough showmanship. Not enough Donnie Marie type of hand numbers in it. This is Flair. What the hell is that guy's name? God, that little prick.

1:32:49 Drew I hate him.

1:32:50 Adam Well, anyway, he's done a wonderful job because we're now just fulfilling our next 26 episodes of the man show. So keep writing those articles, you old queens.

1:33:01 Guest Like I said, I'm giving the governor's approval to the man show.

1:33:05 Adam Thank you. Jesse Ventura everybody.

1:33:08 Caller That's awesome.

1:33:10 Adam Dylan.

1:33:12 Drew Let's wait.

1:33:13 Adam All right. Let's hear him snore.

1:33:18 Drew Dylan.

1:33:20 Guest Maybe you want to go get a sandwich.

1:33:22 Adam Yeah, that's what I do and I call love advice shows.

1:33:24 Drew Boring.

1:33:27 Adam Dylan, do you think it's that? Dylan.

1:33:29 Drew If he's there, it's not entertaining.

1:33:31 Adam If he's there, he's not very interesting. We have some novelty snores on this show. It's very exciting sometimes. Adam? Yes. What's up? You're 24. Yes.

1:33:41 Caller I had a bad oral sexual experience when I first started becoming sexually active. How old were you?

1:33:50 Adam I'm married now.

1:33:51 Drew How old were you then?

1:33:52 Guest Beautiful woman.

1:33:53 Adam Adam? Yes.

1:33:55 Drew How old were you then?

1:33:55 Adam Well, he lost his hearing when the girl fainted.

1:33:58 Drew How old were you then when the bad experience occurred? And what happened?

1:34:04 Caller I went down on her and it was just bad. The smell and the taste and it was horrible.

1:34:11 Drew Right.

1:34:12 Adam Her vagina lacks showmanship. The third stage of werewolfism. What is that old queen's name? I kind of think of that guy's name. Sorry. I'm in nuts now. All right, Adam.

1:34:22 Drew You're married now?

1:34:23 Caller Yes. We have a great sex life and everything is fine except for my wife.

1:34:26 Adam So you said.

1:34:27 Caller Yes. But my wife would like me to go down on her more often. I've tried the flavored lotions and everything but every time I do, I keep getting reminded of the first experience and it keeps stuck in my head and I can't get over it.

1:34:42 Adam That was just one time?

1:34:44 Guest One time.

1:34:45 Adam Non-flashbacks or something. Yeah. You're having a post-traumatic stress disorder from a one bad vagina.

1:34:54 Caller It was the first time and that's it.

1:34:59 Adam One bad vagina spoils a bunch. It was a Osmond song, I think. Hey, Adam, I know this sounds like it makes sense, but I'm just deeming you weak minded. I really am. You got to get over this.

1:35:18 Drew It's amazing.

1:35:19 Adam It's not.

1:35:20 Drew Well, one way to do it is to sort of de-condition or uncouple the reaction with the stimulus. It's almost like if I were dealing with you and trying to help you, I would, do you get real nauseated? What's the reaction you get?

1:35:33 Caller Yeah, I get nauseated and I just lose all momentum in the feeling in the moment. I can manually stimulate her and I'm all for that and I can do that forever.

1:35:42 Guest But actually going down on her is just, I can't do it.

1:35:45 Drew I wonder if the medication you could take to block the nausea or the anxiety or something. They have a few experiences that are not triggering this reaction and let them get kind of through.

1:35:56 Adam Listen, Adam, here's how you get through it. Get down there and stay down there.

1:36:00 Drew That's a word.

1:36:00 Adam Yeah, I could cure this in a weekend, so leave me. Just get down there. That's it.

1:36:05 Drew Push through.

1:36:07 Adam There you go. Start laughing. Listen, you know, here's my take on people in their own sort of bizarre hangouts. I don't want to try to figure out new and creative ways for them to get over it when it's nothing. It's like, just grow up and get down there. Right. She's married. She's married. He had a bad outing at 15. Oh, God, we've all had bad outings. Just get the hell out there. I don't want to argue with him. Matt, you're 16. What's up?

1:36:38 Caller Well, like, my parents are on a cruise right now, but yesterday I was just messing around, like filling through his drawers and stuff.

1:36:44 Adam Your dad's drawers?

1:36:45 Caller Yeah.

1:36:46 Drew Oh, boy.

1:36:47 Caller And like there's this wasper. I always wanted to see what was in there. So I started yanking on it.

1:36:50 Adam What's in it?

1:36:51 Drew A what?

1:36:51 Adam A wasper?

1:36:52 Caller No, a locked drawer.

1:36:54 Drew Oh, boy.

1:36:55 Adam Don't open your dad's locked drawer.

1:36:57 Guest Yeah, not a good idea.

1:36:58 Caller I was too late about that one.

1:37:00 Adam But hold on. Let's all guess. Hold on. We want to guess. We're going to take bets to see what's in there, right? OK. All right. Hold on a second. Something good was in that locked drawer, though, right?

1:37:08 Drew Yeah.

1:37:10 Adam All right.

1:37:10 Drew It's got to be pornography.

1:37:12 Guest Pornography, definitely. Naked pictures of somebody other than his mother.

1:37:15 Adam Maybe. I'm thinking some kind of apparatus.

1:37:18 Drew Remember that spade you were talking about earlier in the show?

1:37:21 Adam No, butt plug. Perhaps a butt plug. Yeah. I don't.

1:37:29 Drew I'm just writing this for you for later.

1:37:30 Adam Oh, okay. Sorry, Drew handed me a note. It made no sense. Yeah. I don't think it's like a gay pornography because he probably wouldn't be as pumped up.

1:37:39 Guest No, no, no. I think it's another woman.

1:37:41 Drew You would be calling people.

1:37:42 Adam Another woman. Why would a guy leave that around, you know, right in the bedroom?

1:37:45 Drew No, it's just a toy. It's a vibrating hand. All right.

1:37:48 Adam Let's just go. It's a toy crack or something. We think toys. Toys. What was in there, Matt?

1:37:53 Guest Like a vibrator and like a whip.

1:37:55 Caller Hey, dude. I don't know what I should do about it.

1:37:58 Adam A whip?

1:37:58 Guest Well, you shouldn't do anything.

1:37:59 Adam Yeah.

1:38:00 Guest That's what your dad thinks, Gio.

1:38:01 Adam Yeah.

1:38:01 Guest It's scary, you know?

1:38:02 Adam Now, listen, you're not. Listen, the whip may not be a sexual thing, maybe just to protect the vibrator. Sometimes guys start stealing vibrator, you got to whip them. It could be undisciplined vibrator.

1:38:12 Drew Or it could be, yeah, a riot.

1:38:14 Adam Yeah.

1:38:14 Drew Vibrator needs a little.

1:38:15 Adam It's a little tame it. On a wild one. Yeah. A chair and a pistol and some high boots. It's a tame like a six-foot-three. Is that it?

1:38:22 Guest Just a vibrator and a whip?

1:38:23 Caller No, but there's like all these like, like mass pornography, like DVDs and like all this high-tech stuff.

1:38:29 Guest Good.

1:38:29 Adam You hit it. Oh, yeah. You start taking from that. Your dad's not going to say anything because he found his freaky drawer. So you found yourself a little gold mine.

1:38:36 Caller It's not like he's not going to find out.

1:38:37 Guest The drawer is broken, like the wood like split.

1:38:41 Drew I don't think you have. You got to get out there and fix that.

1:38:43 Adam You picked a lock with a crowbar.

1:38:46 Caller I know you've been there before, man.

1:38:49 Adam No, listen, my dad, the Corollas have never went on a cruise. And my dad doesn't have any locks. My dad that was, he doesn't even have any porno or anything. There's a book on Young or Freud or something in this room.

1:39:05 Guest It's a joy of facts from 1962.

1:39:08 Adam All the questions you're asking. Hey, Matt, fix the drawer, put the stuff back in it and don't hassle your dad, all right?

1:39:15 Caller There's like a big split in it though.

1:39:16 Guest It's like the wood is like broken, like.

1:39:18 Caller All right.

1:39:18 Guest So it'll be like an unspoken thing.

1:39:20 Adam Yeah. Use some wood glue. He'll understand.

1:39:22 Drew Call a carpenter and trade the carpenter some of that stuff in the drawer for the work.

1:39:26 Adam That's right. All right. All right. All right.

1:39:30 Caller Idiot.

1:39:31 Adam Where, oh, there's a break then? All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:39:41 Drew Loveline. We'll be right back.

1:39:44 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:39:45 Drew And this is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

1:40:03 Guest Well, now, this has been Loveline.

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