Episode 1000754887202

0:55 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:03 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:05 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08 Voiceover Loveline.

1:10 Adam Yep, it is Loveline.

1:13 Drew Scrawled that just in time.

1:14 Adam I still got some in my mouth. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 is the phone number, 310-854-4455 is the fax number. That is Dr. Drew over there. I'm Adam Corolla, phone number. I already gave that out. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician in addiction medicine specialist. All right, Drew, anything you want to say?

1:35 Drew Nope.

1:35 Adam You ready to go?

1:36 Drew Yeah, yeah. How about you?

1:37 Adam Yeah, I'm done chewing. I'm ready to burn through some calls.

1:41 Drew I almost vomited listening to you chew for the last five minutes, I gotta tell you.

1:43 Adam Yeah, I'm a mess.

1:45 Drew No, rhinoceros makes less noise.

1:48 Adam Yeah, like chewing on a carcass.

1:50 Drew Yeah.

1:51 Adam Well, I have a deviated septum, so I don't breathe through my nose too well, so when I eat, I have to come up for air. So it's like, yeah. Yeah.

2:00 Drew I'm not sure if there's a more disgusting food for you to eat than burrito.

2:03 Adam No, no, and wait till it comes back out the other end, then you're really gonna pay.

2:09 Drew Debra.

2:09 Adam I had novelty gas today at work, it was great. Debra. Debra?

2:14 Yeah.

2:15 Adam All right, what do you want?

2:17 I just, okay, me and my boyfriend had sex. Actually, the Sunday morning was like four o'clock in the morning, and I was just wondering what kind of like, like the morning after pill.

2:30 Drew What about it?

2:32 What kind of pill did I use?

2:34 Like, I don't know, there's different, there's two different kinds, I heard them. There's like something with the L of four, I don't know how to pronounce it.

2:40 Drew Well, there's multiple different kinds. What is it you're trying to figure out?

2:45 Adam You didn't use any protection?

2:47 No, well, I did, and the condom, it came off.

2:50 Drew Okay, so it's smart of you to think of emergency contraception, you have one more day in which to sort of flip that in, okay?

2:56 Okay.

2:57 Adam In your mouth, that is.

2:58 Drew Yeah, but what is it you're trying to figure out in terms of the dosing pattern?

3:01 Adam Well, listen, forget about that, Debra. You just gotta go get this stuff and eat it.

3:05 Drew Right.

3:07 Adam All right?

3:07 Drew There's other, it's leave-on-adgestrel and ethanol estroglyl that's in the birth control pill, in the pills that are used for emergency contraception. And several different birth control pills have that. There are only two products out there that have that are sort of packaged and available just for EC. And that's Preven and Plan B. And I suggest you go out and get it.

3:26 Adam You better hurry.

3:27 Yeah.

3:27 Adam All right. Can you do that?

3:29 I can do that.

3:29 Adam All right. Good. Do it.

3:31 All right.

3:31 Adam Fantastic.

3:32 Caller Thanks.

3:33 Adam Happy hunting. I'm telling you, when I'm in charge, I'm going to put that progesterone or low overall, whatever it is, it's going in fast food and it's going in Mountain Dew and beef mato.

3:47 Drew Beef mato, not the clam mato.

3:48 Adam Clam and beef mato.

3:49 Drew Okay.

3:50 Adam Yeah.

3:51 Drew The EC enhanced.

3:52 Adam And the soon to come out tongue mato. It's for the Jewish folks that like a little zest and they're bloody merry. Yeah. Because listen, think about the utopia. Now, here's how I'm going to work it out. I eat a little fast food. I just got done pounding a couple of Taco Bell burritos. I probably eat 20 a year. That's not going to be enough to sterilize you.

4:18 Drew Right.

4:18 Adam But if you're eating somewhere in the neighborhood of 75, 100 a year, you shouldn't be having kids.

4:24 Drew Right.

4:24 Adam And it'll be the same thing with the content in the Mountain Dew, Sunny Delight and Clam and Beef Motto. Oh, and corn dogs. Thank you, Anderson.

4:35 Drew Hey, my kids eat corn dogs.

4:36 Adam Gunther? No. You want them having kids?

4:39 Drew That's true.

4:39 Adam There you go. Gunther?

4:41 Hey.

4:42 Adam You're 16. What's up?

4:44 Caller Yeah. My dad, he's been molesting me for five years. And I just have a new girlfriend. She wants to have anal sex. And molesting makes me not want to do it. Makes me real uncomfortable.

4:58 Adam She wants you to have anal sex with her or she wants to have anal sex with you somehow?

5:03 Caller She wants me to give anal sex to her.

5:05 Adam I see. And has your dad stopped molesting you?

5:09 Caller No, he's still doing it.

5:10 Adam Oh, he's still doing it?

5:11 Caller Yeah.

5:12 Drew I'm having trouble with this call.

5:14 Adam Yeah, I am too. Yeah, I don't believe you. Why don't we believe you?

5:17 Caller I don't know.

5:18 Adam Well, because you're 16 and your dad's still molesting. Why do you let him do that?

5:23 Caller I tried to get him to stop and he started hitting me and stuff.

5:29 Drew Yeah, I don't believe this at all.

5:30 Adam I don't believe it either. Hey Gunther, I don't believe you.

5:33 Caller It started when I was like 12.

5:36 Adam It started when you were 12?

5:37 Caller Yeah.

5:37 Drew That really doesn't fit then. But if you're having a problem, Child Protective Services, let me see if I have a number here. Yeah. I have 1-800-540-4000. 1-800-540-4000. And he's aware of what's going on, he wants it to stop, you got to report this. If your dad goes so far as to physically abuse you when you speak up about it, it's a pretty ballsy situation where you're going to need the force of God to come there.

6:08 Adam Couldn't have started that at the ripe old age of 12 because I was pretty sure I could kick my dad's ass from about 10, 10 and a half on. I'm almost sure, I'm positive. I know by 11 I could have put a whooping on the guy. So certainly by 12, you know, I would have flipped him over and worked him. That would have been my plan. But this stuff doesn't start at 12, does it?

6:34 Drew Not if it's going to go on in this way at 16. You know what I'm saying? That kids 16 aggressively wants it to stop. Can't quite get it to.

6:44 Adam Yeah. Then you don't have a 15 year old girlfriend at once saying, oh, sex. You could.

6:49 Drew But he's being abused. He'd be the guy that would get that.

6:51 Adam True. Tyler?

6:52 Yeah?

6:52 Adam You're 15.

6:54 Caller Yeah. I have a lot of Acme.

6:56 Acme, sorry.

6:57 Drew Acme.

6:57 I wanted to know what the best cream was to use.

7:01 Drew For starters, use the benzoyl peroxide cream over the counter.

7:04 Okay, 10%.

7:05 Drew Sure, 10. And then get some of that salicyclic acid soap.

7:09 Okay.

7:10 Drew Neutrogena has one of those.

7:12 Yeah.

7:12 Drew And that's where you start. If that doesn't work, then go see the doctor. There's tons that can be done. There's absolutely no reason that people should be living with Acne. It is curable.

7:21 Adam Yeah. And here's the deal. Don't pick on yourself. Use a pin. Okay. Yeah. I really mean it.

7:29 Drew Well, but look, there's Accutane now which takes care of everything. There's antibiotics and there's certain kinds of creams that they can use. Just go get it taken care of.

7:37 Adam Now, why don't they come out with 15% Benzoyl Peroxide?

7:40 Drew I don't know.

7:41 Adam Are people going to kill themselves if they get hold of something that's just a little more effective?

7:46 Drew Maybe it's so irritating that it causes a bad dermatitis or something.

7:49 Adam No. Why? Because you can cake tenon all day long and nothing happens. So don't tell me that 15 is going to do anything. And furthermore, I mean, what is it? It drives me nuts that we can't buy topical stuff over the counter that's effective. Like when I hear about these steroid creams or whatever, what's the ones like, now it's 1%. Yeah. What is that stuff I'm talking about? Cortisone. 99% lubricant, 1% active ingredient. And we're supposed to click our heels together because it's up from a half percent. Why not 5%? What is wrong with that? You know what I mean? I mean, listen, we can buy Draino, we're trusted not to drink it. We can buy gasoline, we're trusted not to put it in a bottle and make a Molotov cocktail. I can buy a chainsaw, I'm trusted not to cut my hand or my neighbor's hand off. What's more dangerous, a chainsaw or 15% benzoyl peroxide? Do you know what I'm saying?

8:53 Drew Yeah, I'm kind of with you.

8:54 Adam Well, what the hell are we doing with that? Well, why do we make these distinctions?

8:59 Drew I don't really understand.

9:00 Adam I can go out one day and buy a gallon of gas, a chainsaw, a bunch of fertilizer and a fifth of Jose Cuervo, no questions asked. But I go in and try to get the 2% cordaid or whatever, 2% of that...

9:14 Drew Cordazone.

9:15 Adam Cordazone, and the federal marshals are going to cart me off the prison. The hell is that? It's got to be a financially driven thing. It's got to have to do with the manufacturers and all that stuff.

9:29 Drew And it must have some sort of history. You know what I'm saying? That there must be some sort of historical presence there.

9:33 Adam Yes, but the second you take something and put it on the counter, the price drops tenfold.

9:39 Drew Au contraire. The stuff that's going on over the counter? More expensive.

9:43 Adam No, it's not.

9:44 Drew Yes, it is.

9:45 Adam Since when is something over the counter more expensive than something you get a prescription for?

9:51 Drew You use pepsi, xanthic, axid now over the counter. One quarter the dose that's needed to be effective. So you got to take four of the pills to get what you get in the prescription product. More expensive now.

10:00 Adam All right, but that's in a very specific realm. What about topical stuff?

10:05 Drew It's not over the counter yet.

10:05 Adam Listen, who's the doctor? Don't you argue with me. That's right, it's not available. That's my argument is. Mandy?

10:12 Caller Yes.

10:13 Adam You're 24. What's up?

10:15 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew. First of all, Adam, I wanted to say that I wish you were to jump at the man show. That would have been cool.

10:23 Drew Your what?

10:24 Caller The man show.

10:25 Adam I don't know what you said about the man show though.

10:27 Drew You jumped at the man show?

10:28 Caller Jumped on the trampoline.

10:30 Adam Oh yeah, I did do it one time.

10:31 Caller You did?

10:32 Adam Yeah, with my mother who I had sex with. Yeah. That's good TV.

10:39 Caller Bad dreams for me tonight. For Dr. Drew, I have a question. Is it true that neurotransmitters get destroyed after speed use and is it true that they grow back?

10:50 Drew That is definitely true that they get depleted. That's why you get the psychosis and all the symptoms associated and the mood disturbances and whatnot from chronic space. Oh, yeah. But whether or not and to what degree there's restoration to normal is still open for controversy. I'm of the opinion that there's no significant long-term damage in the vast majority of cases. However, I have certainly seen people which something's gone on. And it's always difficult to know if it was the speed or if it was something else that they were taking. It's certainly not good for you. And it can cause strokes and things and heart attacks, vascular problems very occasionally also.

11:25 Adam All right, David.

11:27 Yeah.

11:27 Adam You're 19. What's up?

11:29 Caller Well, I've got this girl that I really, really love. And she loves me. And for a long time, we were officially going out. And for a long time, we've just been lovers and best friends. And she has expressed an opinion that she would like to start seeing other people and having sex with other people. And she won't unless I give my blessing. And I'm moving away for the summer. I'm kind of jealous about the idea of some guy sleeping with her.

12:03 Adam Well, just don't give it your blessing.

12:06 Caller Well, the point is...

12:09 Adam And when you give it your blessing, do you bless the vagina or the mouth? How does that work?

12:14 Caller I'm not sure which.

12:15 Drew Or the plane that's being passed.

12:18 Caller Side note, I really like both your shows and I respect both of your opinions.

12:22 Adam Thank you. What other shows Drew have, by the way?

12:26 Caller Love The Man Show 2.

12:27 Adam Thank you. All right. Hey, David. All right. Listen to me. Are you sitting down?

12:33 Caller I'm lying down.

12:34 Adam All right. Why don't you sit up?

12:35 Caller Okay.

12:36 Adam Okay. Because you should be sitting down for this information. She's wanting to break up.

12:42 Drew Well, but didn't he say they were sort of hanging loose? They didn't really have a relationship?

12:45 Adam Well, he likes her and she's kind of killing time and she's looking to break up.

12:51 Drew Is it that or is it he won't sort of commit and she's sort of pushing the issue now? No.

12:55 Adam No. He'll commit.

12:56 Caller No, no, no, no, no. We broke up a long time ago, like, say, six months ago. We've still been like lovers and best friends.

13:05 Drew So she is...

13:06 Adam Are you not going to commit to her?

13:08 Caller No. I want the commitment. Yeah.

13:11 Adam All right.

13:12 Drew Shut up, Drew. Why doesn't she want it?

13:14 Caller Um, she's had some problems in the past regarding sexual abuse.

13:20 Drew Ah, okay.

13:21 Adam Hey. All right. That's why she's...

13:23 Drew Got the pictures.

13:24 Adam She's feeling a little too intimate. She's acting out. She can't handle it.

13:27 Caller I'm also a serious boyfriend, the first guy she's ever...

13:31 Adam Okay. David. David, quiet down. Okay. You're in for a sleigh ride through hell. I've kind of gathered. Okay. So now, I'm going to tell you what I wish someone would have told me when I was 19, or 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, all the way up to the edge I am now. And actually, let's just go ahead and pro-rate it, push it back. Let's make it a year from now. I wish someone would have told me this. Get out, salvage your dignity, move on with someone who's a little bit healthier, wasn't abused.

14:02 Drew You're going away to college, too, didn't you say that?

14:05 Adam Yeah. You're going away, it's settled, perfect. You meet yourself a nice chick, beautiful. That's it. That's it.

14:14 Drew Game over.

14:15 Adam Game off. That's it. I mean, listen, when a woman is saying, I'd like to have sex with strangers, but I'm not going to do it until you give it my blessing. It's basically like an employee saying, I'm thinking about ripping off a computer to the boss. I'm not going to make my move yet, but I want you to give me your okay. Well, really what they're saying is, I'd like you to fire me so I don't have to quit.

14:39 Drew Yeah.

14:40 Adam Isn't that what they're saying?

14:41 Drew Then I can blame you.

14:42 Adam Well, then I didn't quit. I was fired and I can collect unemployment.

14:46 Drew And confirm everything I believe about bosses. That's right. That I'm the best employee in the world. How could they possibly fire me?

14:51 Adam Now, just swap the word boss with the word man, and you do the math. Roger? Roger's?

14:58 Yeah.

14:59 Adam Is it Roger's? Yeah. You're 14. What's up?

15:02 Caller Okay. I got a question for you guys. You're going to think this is totally weird and messed up, but it's something I totally get off on. When I have a world sex, I like my girl to totally like bite me and scrape her teeth up against it. And I've even gotten of letting her cut me with a knife.

15:21 Drew Where?

15:22 Caller In my package.

15:25 Drew Where exactly does she cut?

15:26 Adam What part of the package?

15:28 Caller Like the rod. I don't like saying these terms. I like the rod stuff.

15:32 Adam Yeah. Well, I understand you have delicate sensibilities and you're uncomfortable talking about intimate matters. I mean, when you're not being gnawed on by some bitch with a bowie knife. Yeah. On your rod. Yeah. Your rod. Okay. So what's wrong with you?

15:47 Caller I just want to know if it's some sort of self-mutilation.

15:50 Adam Yeah. Well, there's something wrong with you. Yeah. Now, what is wrong?

15:53 Drew Tell us where this came from.

15:54 Caller I don't know. All of a sudden, she bit me one time.

15:57 Drew No, no, no.

15:58 Caller I liked it.

15:59 Adam No. Where's your dad? Has someone beat on you?

16:02 Caller No, he's never touched me.

16:03 Drew Were you ill when you were a kid?

16:05 Caller What?

16:05 Drew Were you sick for a long time when you were a kid?

16:07 Caller No, I just liked it.

16:09 Caller I don't know.

16:09 Caller I like pain.

16:11 Adam Yeah. Anyone ever inflict any pain on you other than?

16:15 Caller Like football.

16:16 Drew Yeah.

16:16 Caller When I was with my friends and stuff.

16:18 Drew Let me ask you again. Were you sick when you were a child?

16:20 Caller Like what do you mean?

16:21 Drew Like in a hospital for anything?

16:23 Caller I've just been in the hospital for like tonsils and stuff. I was pretty sick for like a couple months after that, like thrown up.

16:31 Drew A couple months after a tonsillectomy?

16:34 Caller Yeah.

16:34 Adam How old were you?

16:35 Caller I was about four.

16:36 Drew A couple months?

16:37 Caller Maybe even younger.

16:38 Adam What are you getting at there, Drew?

16:40 Drew Well, people that have been sort of in lengthy, hospitalized situations and sort of have felt out of control and powerless and scared for their life and in pain, sometimes will end up with weird stuff like this. And two months in a sick after a tonsillectomy.

16:55 Caller Well, I was in the hospital for about three or four weeks, for about a month after I got it. I kept throwing up and I couldn't stop donating.

17:01 Drew Hey, listen, that is serious ass. Something, a month for a four-year-old, five-year-old in the hospital. I mean, something major was going on.

17:08 Adam That's 10th of your life. Hey, Rogers.

17:11 Drew What was going on there?

17:12 Adam What happened to you?

17:13 Caller What do you mean?

17:14 Drew What they... I don't know.

17:16 Adam I'm gonna cut you.

17:17 Caller Take my, after they took my tonsils out, I couldn't stop throwing up and...

17:20 Adam Actually, hold on, let me write this down. So apparently, this is a new revelation now. You threw up? You saying you threw up?

17:27 Caller Well, no, no.

17:27 Adam You threw up?

17:28 Caller Younger and I had my tonsils taken out.

17:29 Adam I see, and then you threw up?

17:31 Caller I'd throw up.

17:31 Adam You throw up. Hold on, let me write this down. Throws up. All right. Well, we got it.

17:35 Drew And they couldn't stop throwing up.

17:36 Adam Are you saying you couldn't stop throwing up?

17:38 Caller Yeah, when I had my after I had my tonsils.

17:40 Adam After what? Tonsils?

17:41 Caller Yeah, and I don't want more.

17:42 Adam Wait, wait.

17:43 Caller You throw up?

17:44 Adam Throws up after the tonsils, right?

17:46 Caller Yeah.

17:46 Adam I see.

17:47 Caller Okay.

17:47 Caller And now I like to inflict pain in that area.

17:50 Adam Uh-huh, on the penis. And about four years old got tonsils, I couldn't stop throwing up, though, right?

17:56 Caller Yeah.

17:56 Adam Okay, let me just write that down.

17:58 Caller I mean, should I go see somebody about my, like...

18:00 Adam Yeah...

18:01 Caller .sufflecting pain?

18:01 Adam Sure.

18:02 Drew Yeah, not a bad idea.

18:03 Adam Do that.

18:03 Drew I'd also sort of try to clarify your history, if you can.

18:07 Adam You don't know why you were in the hospital?

18:09 Drew For a month?

18:11 Caller They wanted to make sure that I didn't have, like, I don't know why they did.

18:14 Drew Alright, Rogers, listen to me. Listen to me. A month in the hospital after tonsillectomy is extraordinary.

18:20 Caller Yeah.

18:21 Drew Something major was wrong.

18:23 Caller Okay.

18:23 Drew Now, maybe they're hiding from you what happened, or maybe it was awful, they don't want to talk about it, but you ought to find out what the hell happened back then, because you not only just say one of me, you said two months. Two months after tonsillectomy.

18:33 Adam Well, they originally said four months.

18:36 Drew Yeah.

18:36 Adam We whittled that down in one month.

18:37 Drew So I was kind of zeroing in on that because there's nothing seemingly else going on, and boy, there that it was. Yeah. By the way, when I asked him, have you ever been sick? It's like, what do you mean? Adam, were you sick as a child?

18:49 Adam No.

18:50 Drew No. Okay.

18:50 Adam I wish I was.

18:52 Drew Well.

18:52 Adam Yeah. By the way, when you're 14, you don't have to pause that long to think back to way back to when you were, you know, nine or eight or whatever the hell it was. I mean, you're childhood, you're in your goddamn childhood. Nothing wrong with a little rough trade on the penis. But when you start getting the knives out, that's trouble. Kim?

19:14 Caller Yes.

19:14 Adam You're 28. What's up?

19:16 Caller I wanted to ask Dr. Drew, his feelings on Paxil for agoraphobia?

19:21 Drew It can work. It's hard to predict for whom a specific antidepressant is going to have great effect. But certainly for panic and social phobia and agoraphobia, Paxil can be useful. It's certainly a place to try. If you're really having sort of generalized anxiety like that, it is time to take care of it.

19:38 Caller Yeah, because it's been going on for several years.

19:39 Drew Oh, yeah. Anything else? Any sort of other issues coming to bear here?

19:45 Caller No. The panic attack started after a death in a family. I was going to school. I was a single mom, and it just seemed like I got stressed out and the panic led into agoraphobia.

19:54 Drew No drug use, alcohol, no abuse history?

19:57 Caller No. Okay.

19:58 Adam You don't leave the house?

20:00 Caller I do, actually. I've gotten myself much better without the help of drugs, but I've got a two-mile radius in which I feel okay, and then after that, I'm scared. I want to go back home.

20:09 Adam I got the same thing, but for auditions.

20:14 Drew Is that a two-mile radius or like a 30-yard radius for you when it comes to auditions?

20:19 Adam Basically, it's as far as I can throw my agent, is the radius of auditions I'll go on on.

20:25 Drew But, Kim, a little serotonin reuptake inhibitors, just some more serotonin in certain parts of the brain can work amazing wonders.

20:32 Adam I'd like to get some of the cigarophobia. If I make out with Kim, will I pick it up?

20:36 Drew No, it's not contagious that way.

20:39 Adam How about anal?

20:42 Drew With her?

20:43 Adam Yeah.

20:44 Drew With her boyfriend.

20:45 Adam Oh, really?

20:46 Drew Yeah.

20:47 Adam Interesting.

20:48 Drew You'd be afraid to go outside after that, I would think.

20:51 Adam Well, it depends what end of it I was on.

20:52 Drew Agoraphobia technically is fear of crowds.

20:55 Adam Yeah.

20:55 Drew Fear of people.

20:56 Adam Yeah. But they've just loosened up the definition to fear of leaving your house.

21:01 Drew Yes. Fear of outdoors.

21:02 Adam Listen, I could make a pretty good argument for not wanting to leave the house.

21:06 Drew I've wondered sometimes if that's in fact was keeping you indoors.

21:09 Adam Yeah. Agoraphobia?

21:12 Drew Yeah.

21:12 Adam Yeah. Could be. Yeah. Oh, shut up. You know I wasn't that way. When are you going to bring that stuff in so we can spread it on my penis?

21:21 Drew The last thing I think of during the day is you.

21:23 Adam Yeah.

21:24 Drew Not the, I don't think the world of you, Adam, but I'm not contemplating our relationship.

21:28 Adam Well, it's going to make you-

21:29 Drew Especially not your penis.

21:30 Adam You're going to feel bad to know that you're the last thing I think about before I go to bed and the first thing I think about when I wake up.

21:35 Drew That is scary because I know what you do then.

21:36 Adam That is you. Yeah. Although I don't think about you when I peel the one off during lunch. That's family. That's set aside for, that's an intimate family moment. But I, Drew sits up here every night high on his pulpit and preaches about, I don't know, 75% of people living in urban centers have warts. And I have explained to him that I do not have warts and he does not believe me. He tells me I don't know I have warts. He's called my penis a liar on many occasions.

22:11 Drew I've called the penis on it and in fact I've even called him on the phone and talked to him about it.

22:14 Adam That's right. I told my penis not to pick up when I was down at the store.

22:18 Drew But I left messages though.

22:20 Adam Drew did the special penis ring where he rings twice and then hangs up and the penis called back, I think. The point is.

22:25 Drew How did you know that?

22:26 Adam The point is, oh, oh, I got my penis drunk the other night and spilled the beans. I dunked it in some crevasse A and it sucked up half the glass. The point is, Drew, is I'm willing to challenge you.

22:38 Drew I know. Listen, I'm up for this. I am up for it. I just got to remember to do this.

22:42 Adam I'm putting 100 bucks down, too.

22:44 Drew I am, too. Absolutely.

22:45 Adam All right. I'm up for it. Technically, this should be carried out by an impartial third party.

22:50 Drew Well, not a bad idea. Maybe Marcel will do it.

22:54 Adam Really? Yeah. Marcel gives me the creeps with all those pinky rings and jewelry he wears.

23:00 Drew This is making me happier.

23:01 Adam I get the feeling that Dr. Marcel is a plastic surgeon, which is just one step over from pimp. It's the pimp of the doctor world. It really is. I prefer, as bizarre as it sounds, someone like Dr. Bruce.

23:17 Drew All right.

23:18 Adam Wait a minute. Can I take a picture of my penis and show it to you?

23:25 Drew I'm thrown back in my feeling state to eighth grade, and I'm asking people out for the dance, and I'm being brushed aside for somebody that you prefer.

23:34 Adam Well, listen, you wallflower. You spread what's essentially vinegar on my penis, right? Yeah, that's right. Then you shine the black light on it.

23:43 Drew Then we go on a hunt. With a magnifying glass.

23:46 Adam Oh, a magnifying glass?

23:48 Drew Well, it's your penis.

23:49 Adam Oh, God, I set myself up for that one. We'll be right back. Seriously. Hold on, Anderson. I'm not done.

23:55 Drew A magnifying glass.

23:56 Adam Do you really need a magnifying glass?

23:57 Drew Ideally, yeah. I'm going to, yeah. Because you need little areas of water.

24:02 Adam But listen, you're shining a black light on my penis. You spread this vinegar on it. The lights are off, right? Yeah. If there's any white, then that's a wart, right?

24:11 Magnifying glass to see the penis?

24:13 Adam Yeah. Anderson, you're daylighting a dollar short on that joke. Drew made that earlier. But another magnifying glass. Here's my point, Drew. Do you really need to examine it with a magnifying glass?

24:24 Drew There's $100 on the table here.

24:26 Adam And then what about the underside of it?

24:28 Drew I got it going on.

24:29 Caller Oh, no.

24:31 Drew I told you I'm going to wear one of those welder's masks and those big gloves that people use for handling molten lead.

24:36 Adam We're using for blowing glass.

24:37 Drew Blowing glass, okay.

24:38 Adam All right. Do I have to get a little wood going? I mean, you know, because otherwise, something could get caught in a fold. Oh, all right, I'll see what I can work up. Okay, Drew, hold still while I rest this magazine on your head. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

24:56 Caller We're about to get funky, yo.

24:58 This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, we'll be right back.

25:38 Adam I need a little longer leash on this mic, Anderson.

25:42 Drew Out of the park a lot of stuff?

25:43 Adam I can't get in a full reclined position. It's only three foot of cord here. Yeah, I'm used to putting my feet up on the desk, leaning back and...

25:54 Drew What is it you're doing now?

25:57 Adam Well, I'm in a semi reclined position, but I'm not fully inclined or reclined. I like to see if I can catch a few winks during the show. I have a long day. I took a 14-minute nap when I got home from job number one today. It was exciting. Charged my batteries. Had a stirring moment in the middle of the night last night. You know what I always do? My big mistake is, I will not put the goddamn TV remote where it belongs when I go to bed. It's on my belly, it's on my back, it's wedged in my crack, it's on the pillow next to me. The TV remote is always somewhere in the bed, and I always figure, all right, I'll just sleep here. And then, inevitably, in the middle of the night, when I'm running from the devil in one of my many dreams, I spin over and the comforter acts as like a slingshot and the thing just goes flying. And there's nothing worse when it's a dead silent than that hard plastic remote hitting the hardwood floor and then skidding across the room. And I actually said something. Isn't it weird when you say something to yourself when you're asleep? It's audible, like you think a lot of stuff, but you rarely say anything. It was about five there in the morning. I shifted, the remote went flying, landed on the hardwood floor. I took a pause and I said, bad times. And then I went back to bed. Well, in my office all day, everyone says, good times. Good times. They go like, yeah, we're gonna have party this week. Good times. So that was my, that's all I could come up with at 5.30 in the morning was bad times. But somehow I had to acknowledge it.

27:38 Drew Very creative.

27:38 Adam Thank you. Will?

27:40 Yeah.

27:41 Adam You're 16.

27:42 Caller How you doing?

27:43 Caller Good.

27:44 Caller You guys are like great. I've been listening to your show for like two or three years now. I just want to tell you that. And the band show is excellent too.

27:49 Adam Thank you.

27:51 Caller I have sort of a problem. I don't know if it's mine or somebody else's. I've had three partners give me oral sex and I have never been able to like get orgasm.

28:00 Drew Where's your accent from?

28:02 Caller Maryland. Baltimore.

28:04 Adam Maryland.

28:04 Drew Does that sound like an English accent?

28:06 Caller 991. AHA Festival. Next week.

28:08 Adam Yeah. Good times.

28:10 Caller It's going to be great. Good times.

28:12 Drew Alright, Will.

28:12 Adam Hey, Will. Wow. Three oral partners.

28:17 Caller Son of a bitch.

28:18 Drew Not so uncommon. And some guys, that's just the way it goes. And they don't have any problem during intercourse but have problems with oral sex. Right. That may be you.

28:28 Adam First time my penis saw the inside of a mouth is when I got my wisdom teeth pulled when I was 19. Now at least that's my strong suspicion.

28:36 Drew Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how that works.

28:38 Adam Yeah, I think I was out pretty good but I do have my suspicions. Will?

28:43 Caller Yeah?

28:44 Adam Yeah, a lot of guys have this difficulty. And especially at 16. Are they trying to finish you off this way?

28:51 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

28:52 Adam Oh, they are.

28:53 Caller But most of them, you know, all three have been like kind of, you know, trying to return a favor, so.

28:58 Adam I see.

29:01 Caller It's just never worked for me and I'm a virgin too, so it's...

29:03 Adam I see. Yeah.

29:05 Drew Don't worry about it, Will.

29:05 Adam Yeah. You'll be fine. Okay. It's just, there's something, there's something about that area that just loosens up as time goes on. I don't know what I could have peeled off at 16. I don't know if I could have had an orgasm with oral sex at 16. You know? Part of the reason I probably couldn't have had the orgasm at 16 is I would have been too busy high-fiving and calling friends.

29:34 Drew Yeah, if it had cell phones, then.

29:36 Adam Yeah, guess where my penis is.

29:38 Drew Yeah.

29:38 Adam You know, that kind of thing.

29:39 Drew Sure.

29:40 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

29:43 Drew Fascinating.

29:43 Adam Chad, you're 28. What's up?

29:47 Caller Well, I haven't had sex with my wife for eight months now. I was just wondering, I don't know. I work hard. I'm there for all my family, my wife and kids. And she says I ain't doing good enough. And until I do good enough, she ain't going to give me any sex.

30:02 Adam Well, give it another eight months.

30:03 Drew What does good enough mean? What's the problem?

30:05 Caller Huh?

30:06 Drew What is missing?

30:07 Caller Well, she had PID and she lost, we was going to have a baby like seven years ago. She lost and got PID and then had a full hysterectomy.

30:16 Drew Oh boy.

30:17 Caller And then after that, it's just been going downhill.

30:19 Adam That's rough.

30:20 Drew So that affected her sex drive, the biology of that experience, right?

30:23 Caller Yeah.

30:24 Adam What do you mean the biology of it?

30:26 Drew Some women, after they, it's not well studied and even not even well documented, but some women, certainly when they go from the oestrogens that their ovaries produce to things you have to take by mouth or shots or even the patches, they don't feel right. They don't, it's just, it's very difficult for them. Unpleasant, they don't feel, they feel depressed, they feel irritable, they feel lay-by-all. I see. They just don't feel like they did when they had their, and even just removing the uterus sometimes makes people feel different.

30:50 Adam Well, I know my mood swung when I had my uterus removed.

30:53 Drew Well, people have argued that that's a psychological thing, but I don't know. It's so characteristic and so intense. I really think it might be some biology.

31:00 Adam Chad, where are you calling from? Salt Lake. Are you at work now?

31:04 Caller Yeah.

31:04 Adam Where do you work?

31:06 Caller I'm a security guard. I know you hate him, but...

31:07 Adam No. Well, yeah, I do. You're right. Does... Was there some generator or something on in the background?

31:14 Caller I'm at a payphone.

31:15 Adam Fantabulous. Okay. Hey, Chad? Yeah. I don't... Well, she may have a point with the security guard at 28, but at least he got a sense of humor about it. But there's bigger problems than her frigidity here.

31:31 Caller I know.

31:31 Adam I mean, there's emotional things going on, and I don't think you want to deal with them too much. And I think you're going to have to deal with those things before you get through her panties.

31:40 Caller Yeah.

31:40 Drew By the way, I believe...

31:42 Adam I believe that... Sorry, Drew, that Chad just focuses on the sex part of it, and what she's saying is she needs something else.

31:48 Caller I do. God, I come from home from work and take care of the kids and do my duties.

31:53 Adam You're a good guy, but you're like a foot soldier. She needs a man.

31:58 Drew Well, she needs you to be present in a way that's meaningful to her. She needs to know that she's connected with you. Women are much more astute to all those sorts of things that we, dultish males are. You got to figure out a way to set aside time, try to figure out a way to be more available emotionally to her.

32:16 Adam Listen, guys, you can't beat them. You might as well join them. You just have to become a woman or a gay man. To your woman. You have to act like you're, they want to date another woman. They want to date a woman with a penis. And if you don't think like they, oh, well, they do, they do until they get enough of it, and then they shift gears on you again. But you really got to be everything. You know, I think about it. I thought about this before. It's like, how many demands you really have of a woman, you know, emotionally? You know what I mean? I mean, when's the last time, and Drew, I know your wife listens to the show, and you don't have to, this isn't damning in any way, so please be honest, but when is the last time you went to your wife and said, here's what I'm missing from you? You know what I mean? I mean, you've said to her, hey, don't get loaded at the party and make an ass of yourself, and you've said, well, hypothetically, you know, on Red Bull and vodka, and you've said, don't-

33:16 Drew That pisses her off, by the way, that you've now labeled her that drink that was not hers in the first place. But go ahead.

33:22 Adam Listen, I've come to my girlfriends and said to them in the past, listen, you know, don't leave me hanging with your friends for an hour at a party, or, you know, sort of mechanical things. Every other complaint I've had has been about their complaints about me. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've never gone to a woman, and Lord knows I'm worse than all of them. I'm never gonna argue with them then. But I've never gone to a woman and said, Here's what I need. I need more of this. I need less of that.

33:52 Drew I have.

33:52 Adam You pussy. When did you do that? You've said to them, you need them to stop riding you, is what you've said.

34:00 Drew I know what you're talking about, and I think that's predominantly the male.

34:03 Adam Our predominant, here's the number one male complaint with women. Stop complaining about us. That's the number one complaint. That's the only complaint I've ever had. It really is. My only complaint that's so ironic is stop bitching about me all the time. Please.

34:22 Drew But there's just so much there.

34:24 Adam I know, but I'm not that bad, is what I'm saying.

34:27 Drew Yeah.

34:28 Adam I'm not. Damn all of you. Alec?

34:33 Caller Yo.

34:33 Adam You're 20.

34:34 Caller Right. Adam, Drew, you guys rock.

34:37 Adam Thanks, Alec.

34:39 Caller I do have a question, though, and I would like to first say that I do go to community college and I don't find myself to be a completely rotten child of sorts, so. Not one for the good guys, I guess.

34:51 Drew He's got command of the English language, though, doesn't he?

34:53 Caller What?

34:54 Adam Yeah, we can see you got in. Why aren't you going to regular college?

34:58 Caller Well, I don't know. What's the most common excuse?

35:03 Adam Well, you were a poor student in high school.

35:05 Caller No, not at all. Actually, I did very well in high school, but don't know what I want to do, so it kind of turned out that that was what I wanted.

35:15 Adam I see. So you'd rather just go get a subpar education while you're thinking about it. Fantastic. All right, Alec, go ahead.

35:23 Caller I don't want to take up too much of your time.

35:25 Adam Junior college is a high school with ashtrays. You've heard me say it many times.

35:29 Caller I will. Yeah, it's like a big high school.

35:32 Drew All right.

35:32 Adam So what's up?

35:33 Caller Okay. Actually, I do have a small lump on one of my testicles that I've had for probably two to three years.

35:44 Drew Has it changed in size?

35:46 Caller About the size of a raisin and it is attached to the testicle.

35:52 Drew Has it changed in size?

35:54 Caller Not that I know. No, not that I could tell.

35:58 Drew Is it hard?

36:01 Caller Yeah.

36:01 Drew Like rock hard, like a pebble sitting there.

36:04 Caller It's hard to say. It almost seems like it's hard, but it's shiftable.

36:10 Drew Yeah, it moves. Two years, why haven't you had a doctor look at it?

36:14 Caller Honestly, just didn't really think anything of it.

36:17 Drew Well, I think you should.

36:20 Caller Should have it checked out.

36:21 Adam Did you say it was three years?

36:24 Caller In that range, it's not. I don't know.

36:27 Adam I understand. All right, you got to go to the doctor. What do you think it is, Drew?

36:31 Drew I think it's nothing probably. It's probably just a little cyst, but it can be a testicular cancer. And the fact that it's been sitting there unchanged for so long really probably means it's nothing to be worried about.

36:40 Adam Because it would have changed?

36:41 Drew It would have grown. But be that as it may, he shouldn't be just sitting around with it checked out. He's found something, now you go do the testing. You just do an ultrasound or something to see if there's anything in there.

36:49 Adam All right. What do you say we take a little break?

36:51 Drew Yeah.

36:52 Adam Take a little time out?

36:52 Drew Great.

36:53 Adam Take a whiz? You're going to pee, really?

36:55 Caller Yeah.

36:55 Drew What is that with us?

36:56 Adam I'm not peeing.

36:57 Drew I am.

36:58 Adam You're peeing?

36:58 Drew Yeah.

36:59 Adam I have a sympathetic bladder. I will pee if Drew's peeing, just to keep the conversation alive, give us something to do.

37:07 Drew Sword fight.

37:08 Adam Drew, you get up in the middle of the night and pee?

37:09 Drew No.

37:10 Adam No?

37:10 Drew No.

37:11 Adam Because you pee a goddamn aquarium when you're in here.

37:14 Drew Yeah.

37:15 Adam You pee every eight and a half minutes. How do you make it through the night?

37:18 Drew I don't know. I'm very uncomfortable when I get up in the morning.

37:21 Adam I mean, it's whiz time.

37:22 Drew Yeah, it's whiz time. But I only sleep for five hours.

37:25 Adam Yeah, that's interesting because I usually get up at about the six hour mark, five and a half hour mark.

37:31 Drew Since I'm going to work.

37:32 Adam Take a leak and-

37:33 Drew Sleep another four hours after that?

37:35 Adam Oh, you know me, Drew. I just sleep the day away. Yeah. I've been home for, I was home for 20 minutes today, those vlog.

37:44 Drew Bad times.

37:45 Adam Bad times.

37:51 Love Line will be right back.

38:24 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And I see no reason not to hop back on the phones. Michelle?

38:38 Hey, how are you?

38:39 Adam Good, you're 21. What's up?

38:41 Caller I've been, I had a baby back in October. And since then, I've been on the Depo Preparation Shot. And since then, I'm having a lot of moodiness and depression and a decrease in sex drive.

38:52 Drew Correct me, I'm sorry, tell me again, how long after the delivery did you start the depo?

38:57 Caller About two weeks.

38:58 Drew Two, right away?

38:59 Caller Yeah, right away. No babies. And so since then, I've been having all those complications. So my husband is looking to get a vasectomy. So I'm looking to get off the shot. But I'm wondering if there's anything that I can take to kind of help me get back to normal basically. Because I know it takes a while for the depo to kind of get out of your system.

39:22 Drew How long ago was your last shot?

39:24 Caller Oh, April 7th.

39:26 Caller So it'll be due July 7th. So my doctor did tell me before I started that whenever I did get off of it, that it may take a while to get back to normal for my hormones and not to get back to normal.

39:38 Drew And it's hard to know how much of this is your pregnancy too. Yeah. Really the only thing, I can think of only two ways to go with this. Well, three. One is just to do nothing, give it time, and I suspect that would be the wisest way to go. Secondly, to consider some antidepressant because it seems like the moodiness and depression is a big part of what's going on here. And then thirdly, to consider going on a birth control pill that has a higher probability of increasing libido. Though that's hard to predict too. Sometimes things like the triphasic pills, which often increase libido, may decrease it in some people. I would just wait it out, at least a couple more months.

40:14 Adam When do you get that depot? Every four months?

40:16 Drew Every three months.

40:17 Adam Three months?

40:17 Yeah.

40:18 Adam All righty. Let's talk to this guy. Scott?

40:26 Hello. Yeah.

40:27 Adam You're 18. What's up?

40:28 Caller Yeah. First time caller. I love you guys. I've been listening to you for like a year.

40:32 Adam Thank you.

40:33 Caller I have one question for Dr. Drew.

40:34 Drew Don't disappoint us.

40:37 Caller I'm 18 right now, and I've been thinking of getting an enlargement, but I want to know how safe are they?

40:44 Drew What kind of enlargement?

40:45 Caller A penile enlargement.

40:47 Adam I see.

40:48 Drew What's the problem?

40:50 Caller Well, I've been comparing myself with other friends. I'm not happy.

40:57 Drew You see other friends are wrecked?

40:59 Adam What?

41:00 Drew Yeah.

41:01 Adam Sure.

41:01 Drew You see your friends are wrecked?

41:03 Adam Yeah. I see my friends are wrecked all the time.

41:05 Caller Well, yeah. You know, after games, you know, in the showers. I'm like, I'm like happy. I mean, friends tell me that I shouldn't be worried about it, but I still want to get one, but I want to know how safe are they?

41:18 Drew Well, first of all, I don't think they're really doing them right anymore.

41:20 Adam Yeah.

41:21 Drew I think they're pretty much done.

41:22 Adam It didn't really work out too well.

41:24 Drew Secondly, in every single case where I've encountered a male who's worried about this, it's had nothing to do with the penis, but everything to do with the esteem.

41:35 Adam Yeah. Which is the base of the penis, right? The stem?

41:38 Drew The basis of the penis.

41:39 Adam I see.

41:40 Drew Yeah. To which the penis is attached.

41:42 Adam Scott, you got to find yourself a woman.

41:45 Drew Or, well, really work on your sense of your own self-worth.

41:48 Adam Well, the best way to do that is to be humping. Scott, can you find yourself a woman?

41:53 Caller Yeah, I can.

41:54 Adam Why don't you do that and stop worrying about your penis? Another thing, how big is it when it's erect?

42:00 Caller Like, six.

42:02 Adam That's fine. Six? Yeah. Son of a bitch. You make me sick. There's nothing more insulting than having a guy calling in with a nice-sized wand and talking about how inadequate he is and how he wants to get an enlargement. Please. Drew, didn't you see any of your friends erect penises when you were growing up?

42:21 Drew Never.

42:22 Adam Never? I never saw my friends in the flaccid state.

42:27 Drew What the hell were they doing with it?

42:29 Adam Whatever.

42:30 Caller What?

42:32 Adam Of course.

42:33 Drew There's a bunch of animals you grew up with.

42:35 Adam Yeah. Talking about. I've seen every one of my friends with an erect penis.

42:40 Drew Doing what?

42:41 Adam A little this, a little that.

42:43 Drew Oh my God.

42:44 Caller Sure.

42:45 Adam What are you talking about?

42:47 Drew Oh my God.

42:48 Adam Yeah. I've seen every one of my friends beaten off.

42:51 Caller Oh.

42:53 Adam Absolutely.

42:54 Drew Oh, this is like the chimpanzee cage. Really? You flung poo, you brewed, you tossed pee at each other, and then you masturbated to each other.

43:02 Adam Your point is? Listen, if you think the chimpanzee is a slight, you're dead wrong. There's nothing better than chimps. Chimps are loved. People love chimps. You go to the zoo, the most crowded exhibit is the monkey cage.

43:20 Drew So what you're saying is this is how you guys attracted attention to yourself by behaving like monkeys?

43:25 Adam No, we didn't attract attention to ourselves. I just had a very open relationship with my male peers growing up, so all their penises in the erect stage. Every one of them.

43:36 Drew All right, so now what was the point going to be about that?

43:38 Adam Well, you asked him how he was comparing himself to his friends.

43:43 Drew You were shocked.

43:44 Adam I knew how I stacked up, but the tender age is 16.

43:47 Drew And do they see you stack up?

43:50 Adam It's only fair.

43:52 Drew Give me an example of when they, yes, please. When? Yeah, when you were witnessed, when you were...

43:58 Adam When I would see my friends erect penises?

43:59 Drew No, no, when they witnessed yours.

44:01 Adam Oh.

44:02 Drew Give an example of your glory.

44:03 Adam It could have been...

44:05 Drew Exactly what happened?

44:07 Adam There's so many, I don't even know where to begin.

44:09 Drew Give me one.

44:13 Adam Breaking into that club and going hot tubbing at night. Yeah.

44:17 Drew You'd, what, chub up in cold air?

44:18 Adam Yeah, you'd get a little wood in there with the hot jets firing there. We got women in there sometimes.

44:24 Drew And stand up and just present yourself?

44:26 Caller Sure.

44:30 Adam Of course.

44:31 Drew Oh my God.

44:32 Adam Did that all the time. Sometimes you could launch, like, you know, bend it down and launch a nickel off of it or something, or do the sombrero trick, you know, or hang the towel off it.

44:43 Drew Women were very impressed?

44:44 Adam Sure. Very impressed.

44:49 Drew Well, not with you, but I mean, with you.

44:52 Adam Certainly all of my close male friends, I have seen their erect penis on many occasions. Now, to be fair to them and their penis, it's been some time. It's been a little while, but by the time of 18, Scott was 18, oh yeah, absolutely. Could still pick any of my friends' penis out of a lineup. If they rounded up a bunch of guys like the police do, but just up against a piece of plywood and put a hole in it and everyone put their dork through it.

45:21 Drew Ray, Chris, there you go.

45:22 Adam Yeah, I'd find them.

45:25 Drew Cherie?

45:27 Adam Oh, I'm Gad. Yeah, might be a taller order. I didn't see his penis that often.

45:32 Drew What's the name again?

45:33 Adam I'm Gad Abou Zamzam. Those are my buddy from Egypt. Yeah. Good times.

45:41 Drew Jack?

45:42 Adam Jack, you're 18. What's up?

45:44 Caller All right. I'm moving, but this is the first girl I had sex with here about 10 times. Of course, I've counted, but I don't last that long at all.

45:56 Drew How long is that long?

45:57 Caller Like, oh, unless we do it a couple of times. First time is probably about, what, a minute, 45 seconds.

46:01 Drew How about the second time?

46:04 Caller If we go about two minutes, and then the third time, it'd probably be four at the tops.

46:09 Adam Holy mackerel. My nuts would turn inside out if I went three and six minutes. By the way, a bad sign when you're giving the sex estimate and you're breaking down into the seconds, a minute, minute 35, minute 40. That's a bad sign.

46:27 Caller We don't do it consecutively. We wait a little bit till I can get it back going again. You know what I'm saying?

46:32 Drew Nice refractory period there.

46:33 Adam Two minutes.

46:34 Caller There's like a wake up time again.

46:36 Adam But then, two minutes later?

46:38 Caller Well, like ten, fifteen minutes later, we'll go do it again.

46:41 Adam Yeah, and then you have a two minute orgasm?

46:44 Caller Yeah, and then it goes to about a four. It jumps like two minutes each time.

46:48 Adam I see. So you doubled your previous record after the third one.

46:52 Caller Yeah, well, like, I mean, like, my size isn't, that's great.

46:57 Adam Yeah, everything's good. All right.

46:58 Caller I don't understand how, you know, when I'm moving up north, I don't want to have sex up north if I can't last more than a minute the first time.

47:04 Adam Yeah, yeah, you'll be thrown right out of Yukon country if you go up north. And who the hell knows where up north is?

47:11 Drew Calgary.

47:12 Adam Where is up north? Where's up north?

47:15 Caller Midwest, Indiana.

47:16 Adam Oh, I see. All right. Hold on, you idiot. All right, we'll take a break. I'll come back to Yellow Jack after this.

47:22 Caller Let's have some more fun.

47:24 Caller Okay, let's do it.

47:26 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:30 Caller Loveline will be right back.

48:16 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Stroke 9 will be in here tomorrow night.

48:25 Drew Yeah, I think Dicky.

48:26 Adam Oh, the Bostons.

48:29 Drew Wednesday.

48:30 Adam They're playing here Thursday.

48:33 Drew Wednesday. Wednesday, they're coming in.

48:35 Adam Yeah, I was just talking to someone about that. Yeah, Dicky, our old and good friend from the Bostons, is going to come in here, and I guess a new record is coming out soon.

48:48 Drew We just had him in around the time of the Grammys, right?

48:50 Adam Yeah, he was, no, it was even after the Grammys, I think. Well, listen, I love that guy, I love that band, and I can't wait for them to come in here, so that'll be, I'm guessing, Wednesday night, and I wish I could go to their show, but...

49:05 Drew Where is it?

49:06 Adam Well, I guess it's out here in LA. I don't know where it is, but...

49:10 Drew Oh, make a note. Okay, LA. All right, got it.

49:13 Adam All right, listen, Jack Hole, I don't know what club it's at, maybe it's at the whiskey. They were supposed to play the whiskey last time they were in town, and like a bathroom flooded out, and they closed the joint down.

49:23 Drew Is that right?

49:24 Adam Yeah, apparently Jimmy took a dump in there earlier that afternoon, and they had to close the place down. Yeah, between him and his cousin Sal, it ain't pretty over there at the man show. Jimmy's ass anchors the second floor, and cousin Sal anchors down the third floor up there, and it's hard to walk around the place. They should put hand railings, because you start getting dizzy, and you have to sit down. It's that bad. Jack?

49:53 Caller Yo.

49:54 Adam All right, so you orgasm in a minute, well, a minute and 45, to be fair to your penis.

49:59 Caller Yeah.

49:59 Adam Yeah, all right. Listen, I really, at 18.

50:03 Drew All bets are off.

50:05 Adam I don't know what you can do. Here's my best advice for you. You have a steady girlfriend, right?

50:11 Caller Well, I'm about to move up north, so that's done with now.

50:14 Adam Oh, yeah. You're moving up north to Indiana. Yeah. Because when I picture up north, I close my eyes.

50:19 Caller You think Canada?

50:20 Adam No, I see Indiana.

50:21 Drew Kentucky, Indiana, yeah.

50:22 Adam Yeah, Kentucky, Indiana. Yeah, Indiana. I'm moving up. Yeah, you know that old song. North to Indiana, Indiana. I haven't heard that one. The rush is on. Drew, you know the song, right? Yeah. Yeah, North to Indiana. You know the song I'm talking about?

50:38 Caller I missed that one.

50:39 Adam You don't know North to Alaska?

50:41 Caller Nope.

50:41 Drew I don't know the song.

50:43 Adam How am I supposed to work with you?

50:45 Drew I don't know the song.

50:46 Adam North to Alaska. Let's see.

50:51 Caller Who did it?

50:53 Adam It's like the Erie Canal. Or something. It's like a shanty almost.

50:58 Drew Like during the Gold Rush or something.

50:59 Adam You should just know. Oh, for Christ's sake. North to Alaska.

51:04 Drew Maybe it's just the rendition I don't recognize.

51:07 Adam You know what? That's just a cop out. Because if you did that Stairway to Heaven, I'd know what you were talking about. Even though you're not Robert Plant. Don't turn it on me. How dare you? How dare you? North to Alaska, Anderson? No? Don't know that song?

51:25 Caller I thought you were talking about the Great White North, actually.

51:28 Adam The Mackenzie Brothers song?

51:30 Drew That's it.

51:31 Caller Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

51:33 Adam Man, it is, boy, I should just go kill myself. I'm working on it. Okay. All right. Listen, it's been covered a thousand times. I'm sure.

51:43 Drew I don't disagree with you.

51:44 Adam All right. You know I'm always right.

51:46 Drew Always.

51:46 Adam And listen, I don't tell you you should know stuff you shouldn't know.

51:51 Drew All right.

51:51 Adam You know what I'm saying?

51:52 Drew I'm accepting.

51:53 Adam Like when we did the TV show and you didn't know who Doug Henning was, and then you slowly realized that every mother effer at Loveline knew. Everyone from baby Barry who's all of 29 years old to the older cameraman, the Grips, Stone Stanley. Was there a person in that studio didn't know Doug Henning was, except for you and Catherine, the two people sitting next to me on stage.

52:18 Drew Yes.

52:19 Adam Nobody else didn't know who that was.

52:20 Drew That's right.

52:22 Adam That's the pain that is my life. Do you understand that? Do you know what that's like?

52:27 Drew It's supposed to be awful.

52:28 Adam It's unimaginable.

52:29 Drew Genius living in the world of dumb fools.

52:32 Adam Dunces. All right, Jack, you're 18. Meet a new chick and work it out. You can work this out if you stay with one woman. You go from woman to woman and your penis is hyper excitable and it's scary and there you go.

52:51 Drew And next time you refer to Indiana as North, think it through a little bit.

52:57 Adam North?

52:57 Drew I really thought you meant...

52:58 Adam Indiana, Indiana, the Russia Zone is one of those gold mining songs.

53:03 Drew That's what I said. It's probably something from the gold.

53:04 Adam Thank you. Cherie?

53:07 That would be me.

53:08 Adam You're 27. What's up?

53:09 Caller I am. I've had my nipples pierced for two years, just about, and I don't think they've ever completely healed. I nurse both my children, and I have kind of large breasts, and I wonder if I didn't get the milk ducks pierced. They always seem to every day at least leak a few drops of a clear fluid, and then it dries, and I always have to keep them clean. I don't know if that's something that's normal.

53:33 Adam Milk duck sounds like something you might order at a movie theater. Yeah, give me the- Give me the large box. Give me the super-sized box of milk ducks over there.

53:46 Drew Is it possible that there's sort of a low-grade rejection going on here?

53:49 Caller I don't know. I never have puss. I never have-

53:52 Drew Are they irritated or anything?

53:54 Caller No, they're not really irritated. They become hypersensitive, but I guess that's just because-

53:58 Adam Hey, mama. You getting those cans pierced after the kids?

54:04 Caller I did, after I had both my children, yes. Your mom should have been spayed. You're so gross.

54:09 Adam They should be taken away from you.

54:10 Caller They should-

54:11 Adam Please.

54:12 Caller I wish they could be. They're large enough. I'd love to donate them to the young and the breastless if I could.

54:16 Adam No, I'm talking about your children, not your breast.

54:19 Caller Well, no, I think I'll keep those.

54:21 Adam How large are those breast ears?

54:23 Caller You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

54:25 Adam Oh, I'm sitting down. Go ahead, try me.

54:28 Caller 38 double G.

54:29 Adam G?

54:30 Caller As in, good God, they're big. Yeah. Double G. I hate them.

54:35 Adam What are they? They must be planted on quite a foundation.

54:39 Caller No, actually, well, I'm about 160, and I've got about 20 pounds of boobs. I'm pretty petite. I'm five foot three. I'm pretty petite feature, so they're kind of obnoxious.

54:46 Adam Yeah. Nice. Hey, why are you getting them pierced? I mean, why bother with that?

54:52 Caller It was just something I did on my 25th birthday just to do it. It was the first time I got drunk. I just graduated college. It seemed like the thing to do. I always thought they looked kind of cool, so I left them in.

55:03 Adam Junior college?

55:04 Caller Huh?

55:04 Adam Junior college?

55:05 Caller I have two degrees, yes, from junior college.

55:08 Adam Two degrees from a junior college, like having a quarter of a degree from a regular college.

55:12 Caller Actually, the major that I got was the exact same if you got a bachelor's degree.

55:15 Adam All right. By the way, who's doing that piercing?

55:20 Caller I was a guy that looked like he just escaped from sing-sing, in fact.

55:23 Adam Yeah. Oh, man. He must have loved to see those big cans.

55:26 Caller He offered to pay me. It was very embarrassing.

55:30 Adam All right, Cherie.

55:31 Drew He's all class.

55:31 Adam Yeah. You make me nervous because you have two kids and you're out getting your boobs pierced.

55:36 Caller That was two years ago.

55:37 Drew Yeah, but one of the kids.

55:38 Adam The kids were already born, though, right?

55:40 Caller I won't even tell you what I drive to work then. Yeah, you're right.

55:42 Adam What? How old are the kids?

55:45 Caller My daughter will be nine. And in September, my son will be three in July.

55:49 Adam All right. So the point is, is you already had the kids. This is mama going out and getting the piercings. All right. Settle down.

55:55 Caller I don't know.

55:56 Adam Settle down and start acting like mama. No, they don't know about the piercings, per se. They just are living with someone who thinks it's a good idea to go out and get piercings after being the mother of two.

56:08 Caller I'm probably not your typical mom.

56:10 Adam That's what they're feeling. They can't narrow it down. They just know something's wrong, and that's enough.

56:16 Caller I think the fact that I ride a sport bike probably bothers them a lot more than anything else. But that's...

56:21 Adam What kind of sport bike?

56:23 Caller I ride a Suzuki Katana 600. I had a Kawasaki Ninja.

56:27 Adam Oh, yeah. I've had a few of those.

56:28 Caller Anyway, let's go back to the Pierce Nipples thing here.

56:31 Adam Hold on a second. Let me talk to Drew. Listen, I want to take away her boobs and her kids. I really do. What the hell is mama on a Katana for? I mean, Katana is a little rice rockets. You're looking at me, Drew? I don't know. What is that? What do you do? Do you go home and climb into a casket every night? Is that what happens?

56:55 Drew I go straight to the ground. That's all.

56:57 Adam And I read. If someone is watching television or something.

57:00 Drew I read like Beowulf.

57:01 Adam If someone is watching television and you're in the room, do you have them shut it off before you pass by it or if you see it in a mirror or if you see it in a newspaper or something? I run. You know what you're like? You're like a sequestered juror.

57:18 Drew Yes.

57:19 Adam That's really you. You're like the OJ jury. Yes. You're held up in some Ramada with no TV and no newspaper and you never heard anything.

57:28 Drew Yes.

57:28 Adam How does that work?

57:29 Drew It's wonderful.

57:30 Adam It must be utopia. It must be a glee, a bliss that you're living in.

57:38 Drew It's a mystery to me.

57:39 Adam Oh my God. All right. Cherie is driving essentially a racing motorcycle. You know what I'm saying?

57:47 Drew She needs to take that risk with the kids.

57:48 Adam With the full fairing and the cafe handlebars and the whole thing. You know, it's a Katana 600. You know, it's like one out of four chance you're going to buy it on that thing in the next four years. Right. Yeah, especially those cans. God knows it must be hard to steer that thing. Yeah. Hey, Cherie? Listen, stop it. Stop it. You have kids now. I do have kids now. All right. You start acting like momma. I'm not telling. Shut up. Shut up and listen to me. I'm not telling you not to have fun. I'm telling you to quit acting out. You sell that sport bike.

58:24 Caller Are you crazy? I'd rather give my breasts up. No way.

58:27 Adam Good. Give those up too. Good. You're going to get cleaned out and then who's going to raise your kids?

58:34 Caller Their dad raises them.

58:35 Adam Oh, they're not with you?

58:37 Caller No. My work schedule would never allow. When we split up, he had to take them. I work six days a week.

58:41 Drew Oh, my God.

58:42 Adam Okay, baby. All right. Well, no more kids, please.

58:45 Caller Oh, I was already spayed.

58:47 Adam Okay, good. Good. All right. Now we're talking.

58:49 Caller Dr. Drew, will you please tell me if they should have healed by now or if this is abnormal?

58:52 Drew They should have healed. Maybe it's a little milk continuing to leak.

58:56 Caller Would it help if I changed them to gold?

58:58 Drew No, it would help just to take them out.

59:00 Caller Just take them out?

59:01 Adam Yeah. All right. What happened to you, baby, growing up?

59:04 Caller What happened to me?

59:05 Adam Yeah.

59:06 Caller Just a typical no dad, mom was a mad scientist type thing.

59:09 Adam Yeah.

59:10 Drew What do you mean mad scientist? A drug addict?

59:11 Adam No.

59:12 Caller I do the same work my mom does, biomedical research, animal, we're veterinary nurses, that type of thing, DNA makers, what have you.

59:19 Adam I see.

59:20 Drew You gave your kids up.

59:21 Adam No daddy though, huh?

59:22 Drew You gave your kids up.

59:23 Caller I didn't want to, but when I lost the house and we separated, he ran home to his half million dollar house, mommy's half million dollar house. I didn't know where to go and I couldn't pay the $900 a month rent. I tried to get a roommate to keep my kids with me and it turned out to be some psycho from a newspaper, a bad, bad situation.

59:38 Drew So you don't see your kids at all?

59:40 Caller I see them once a week. I have two days off, but I work one of the two to make extra money.

59:45 Adam All right. Well, look, now you're in my good graces because you got fixed.

59:50 Caller Yeah. Thank you.

59:50 Adam All right. What year's ninjas? Oh yeah, 1997? Yeah. I had two ninjas back in the day.

59:57 Caller I just sold a piece of crap to a magician.

1:00:00 Adam All right. To a magician? Yeah. Oh, good. Magicians. Why don't I like magicians?

1:00:07 Drew Because they're con men.

1:00:11 Adam Yeah.

1:00:11 Drew They're salesmen with a con.

1:00:13 Adam Right. Here's why I don't like magicians. In order to be a magician, you got to have a lot of downtime. A lot of downtime as a kid. I mean, I couldn't be a magician growing up because-

1:00:27 Drew Playing football.

1:00:28 Adam I had to go get one of my friends in a headlock and look at his erect penis. You know what I mean? I was a busy man. No, I mean, I couldn't be a magician because I had to interact with my friends. It was either a football game and then it would give way to basketball and then it was baseball or whatever. You just go constantly. Magicians are like these weird introverted screwed up guys. It was that or serial raping. I can't say that I'm happy they chose the magician as a vocation. Rachel?

1:01:03 Yeah?

1:01:03 Adam You're 14?

1:01:04 Caller Yeah.

1:01:05 Drew Oh, boy.

1:01:06 Adam What's wrong with you?

1:01:08 Caller Well, one of my goals before I'm like 28 or something is to be in a porn movie.

1:01:12 Adam 28?

1:01:14 Caller Yeah.

1:01:14 Adam Why 28?

1:01:16 Caller Because after that I'll be old.

1:01:18 Drew At 29 you'll be old.

1:01:19 Adam I'll be old at 29?

1:01:21 Drew Did you read this?

1:01:22 Adam You can still do porn if you get a note from your doctor. Yeah. All right. Why don't you just do porn at 18?

1:01:30 Caller Well, yeah. I thought about that too.

1:01:32 Adam Uh-huh. Well, you know, it's refreshing to hear a young person giving some thought to their career in this day and age. And so just porn or what else? Anything else?

1:01:44 Caller Not really.

1:01:44 Adam I see. Okay. All right.

1:01:46 Drew Oh, boy.

1:01:47 Adam That's normal.

1:01:48 Drew Oh, boy.

1:01:49 Adam What do you want? What do you want? What's your real problem?

1:01:53 Caller I don't really have a problem.

1:01:54 Adam All right. All right. Take care.

1:01:56 Drew I want to find out what happened to her.

1:02:00 Adam You want to do some gambling?

1:02:02 Drew We haven't gambled a long time.

1:02:03 Adam Yeah, we're going to gamble. Hold on, Rachel.

1:02:06 Caller What?

1:02:06 Adam Who are you talking to, baby?

1:02:08 Caller My mom.

1:02:08 Adam I see.

1:02:09 Caller Mom.

1:02:10 Adam Talking to mom. Did mom hear you?

1:02:13 Caller No.

1:02:14 Adam You sure? Let me talk to your mom.

1:02:17 Caller She just left.

1:02:18 Adam Where'd she go?

1:02:19 Drew I hear her messing around.

1:02:20 Caller She went to bed.

1:02:21 Drew I hear her.

1:02:21 Caller It's a damn lie and you know it.

1:02:23 Adam Come on. Put her on the phone.

1:02:25 Caller She just went to bed.

1:02:27 Adam Okay. Now listen, I wouldn't talk to my mom either if I was 14. Where's your dad? Now, wait a minute. Don't answer that. You want to do some gambling? Hold on.

1:02:38 Drew I don't have a clear read on this.

1:02:39 Adam I don't have a real clear read on it either. Look at Drew. He's been holding that same dollar in his wallet for six months now. Pretty scared to part with it. It's got moss on it.

1:02:57 Drew It's a silver certificate. What are you talking about?

1:03:01 Adam All right. Now, I'm not getting a serious vibe, but it's been far too long since we've gambled here, Drew. Yeah. Well, we know mom's around.

1:03:12 Drew Yeah.

1:03:13 Adam I'm just going to porn. Dad can't be around.

1:03:17 Caller Yeah.

1:03:18 Adam Talking about sex, she seems like the kind of who's not going to cop too much though, getting that vibe. Physical, something physical? Maybe dad's still around. Maybe dad's around in very distant, standoffish. Jesus.

1:03:45 Drew I can't get it. I'm with you. Parents are together. Not the usual abuse situation. In fact, I think that this is sort of some weird 14-year-old fantasy. This is not the girl that's going to be in the pornography.

1:03:58 Adam All right, you're going normal.

1:03:59 Drew Not normal. There's something definitely up.

1:04:01 Adam Parents together?

1:04:02 Drew Yeah, parents together. But it's not our usual thing. This is not going to be somebody who's in the porn.

1:04:07 Adam I'm going other sibling. She feels gets too much more attention because of his or her achievements in high school, sports, whatever.

1:04:17 Drew We're both good.

1:04:18 Adam Feeling left out.

1:04:19 Drew Powerlessness and lack of self-esteem, those are the two themes here.

1:04:22 Adam But what's my specific one? Other sibling that's getting more attention? All right, interesting. Never picked that one before. Rachel? Yeah. Your parents together? Yeah. Yeah. Funny, we've never gambled that the parents were still together. Both of us. Yeah, we both had that feeling that your parents were together. Brothers or sisters?

1:04:44 Caller Yeah.

1:04:45 Adam Yeah. How old are they?

1:04:46 Caller Well, I have an older sister and she's 16 and two younger brothers.

1:04:50 Adam Uh-huh. How's the older sister doing?

1:04:53 Caller Well, she's like gone a lot of the time and my mom's always mad at her. Why?

1:04:57 Adam Why?

1:04:58 Caller Well, because my mom thinks she's on drugs and she's like... Is she?

1:05:02 Adam Where is she when she's gone?

1:05:04 Caller She's usually at her boyfriend's house.

1:05:06 Adam I see.

1:05:06 Drew Is she on drugs?

1:05:08 Caller I don't know.

1:05:09 Adam I see. And what about your younger brothers?

1:05:12 Caller Well, my younger brother is 12 and he's pretty normal and then my other one is 6 and he's...

1:05:19 Adam 6?

1:05:19 Drew Where are you calling from?

1:05:21 Caller Vancouver, Washington.

1:05:22 Adam Uh-huh. And now, Drew, you want to do some questioning? Now, she does have an older sibling that's getting attention, but it's not good attention. It's just attention.

1:05:32 Drew Yeah. Where have you felt powerless in your life? Has anything happened to you that made you feel real bad about yourself?

1:05:38 Caller Well, I'm like not really good in school.

1:05:41 Drew We should have come up with that one.

1:05:42 Adam Well, that's a layup, but have you ever been raped or abused or anything like that?

1:05:46 Caller No, nothing like that.

1:05:48 Adam Yeah. We weren't really getting that either.

1:05:50 Drew You're depressed, though, right?

1:05:51 Caller A little. My mom doesn't want to believe it.

1:05:54 Drew That you're depressed.

1:05:55 Adam Yeah. Not being heard. Hey, I'm trying to make a buck here.

1:05:59 Drew You know what? I think the parents are perfectionistic. Everything's got to be just, you know, this is a reaction to everything. You have to look good on the surface. Your parents, like, super well turned out. You know, your family.

1:06:10 Adam What do they do for a living?

1:06:12 Caller My mom is a manager at a hospital, and my dad does a night job at UPS.

1:06:18 Adam I see. Hmm. And I'm trying to make my dollar here. Do you feel like your parents spend too much time thinking about your older sister and what she's up to?

1:06:28 Caller Yeah, my mom's always away at work or with my sister.

1:06:31 Adam Or with your sister?

1:06:33 Caller Yeah.

1:06:33 Adam Why is she with your sister? You just said she wants your sister to come home.

1:06:37 Caller Well, whenever my sister's at home, my mom tries to talk to her and stuff.

1:06:40 Adam I see. Interesting. And you're feeling neglected.

1:06:46 Drew Just take the damn buck. Let's go.

1:06:47 Adam Yeah. Thank you. All right. Hey, Rachel. Yeah? You know what? I got to be honest with you.

1:06:54 Drew You're not going to be in porn.

1:06:55 Adam You're not going to be in porn. No one's done anything to you that's significant enough.

1:07:00 Drew We're going to deal with the depression. That's what's got to be dealt with.

1:07:03 Adam This is one of those. You know, we don't say too much. This is a phase. This is one of the 14 female and...

1:07:11 Drew Managing affect. She's looking for a way to feel powerful, feel worthwhile.

1:07:14 Adam All right. Now, it's interesting. And I'm not going to spin this or twist this too much. You stop me if I do. But you and I were going to gamble on Rachel just because we decided we needed to gamble. And we both got the vibe that the parents were together, even though we don't let people get into this show whose parents are together. But neither one of us, we certainly didn't get the strong parents are apart vibe, which we get on every gambling opportunity. The other one is this is the only time we've ever gambled where we didn't pick something specific and horrendous. We never said alcohol. We never said sexual abuse. We never said physical abuse. We never spoke of any kind of trauma. And then I picked an older sibling that was getting too much attention. Although I was wrong in the sense that I thought it was positive attention.

1:08:04 Caller Right.

1:08:05 Adam Which was, you know, captain of the volleyball team at school and parents going to the game. But basically it's the same vibe which is parents spending so much time looking after somebody else, trying to talk them into or out of something and you're not acting out and you're getting neglected.

1:08:22 Caller Right. Yeah.

1:08:24 Adam Well, Drew, please. I'm a genius. Genius, do you hear me?

1:08:28 Drew How many times do I have to say that tonight?

1:08:30 Adam Really? Okay. All right. For those of you, and listen, don't you, A-holes, you know, you call this show and you go, Adam, you're so funny and Drew, you are smart.

1:08:42 Drew Now, you are my teacher.

1:08:43 Adam Thank you very much. Thank you. All right. It takes a great man to admit when he's great. Who said that, Drew?

1:08:52 Drew Adam Corolla.

1:08:53 Adam Thank you.

1:08:53 Drew Circa 2000.

1:08:54 Adam All right. Enjoy. Yeah, it's the Loveline. Stroke Nine will be in here tomorrow night, and then I think the mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, boss tones are gonna be in here on Wednesday, if I'm not mistaken. I spoke to producer Ann today, who's not in tonight. She's a-

1:09:56 Drew She called you?

1:09:57 Adam Tenant to her youngins.

1:09:59 Drew Incredible.

1:10:00 Adam Yeah, she called me-

1:10:00 Drew You guys have never spoken when the sun is up.

1:10:02 Adam Called me at work.

1:10:03 Drew Oh my God.

1:10:04 Adam Ann calls at work every once in a while.

1:10:06 Drew What'd you guys talk about?

1:10:07 Adam Little this, little that. No, we're talking about people that I know, people that are celebrities or at least quasi-celebrities who may want to do the show, who I never seem to get on the show. Yeah.

1:10:23 Drew So you're giving us Jeff Bridges, Tom Hanks, come on Adam. What do you even bring it up?

1:10:28 Adam Well, here's the reality and here's, I don't need to do another 10 minutes on why I hate publicists, but very quickly, here's the problem and here's how it works. I go to the Playboy Mansion to do a PI on a Tuesday night. Talking to Howie Mandel about his son's circumcision. I'm walking away. I hear a voice yelling my name. I turn around. It's Jeff Bridges. The guy's a great actor. He's done many movies. I'm a fan of his. He comes running up to me. I couldn't be happier. He tells me how much he enjoys the show. I immediately say to him how about coming on the show. He says it would be his pleasure. And then a couple of nights later, I'm doing Killborn. And a few people from, they do it in the same building, PI and Killborn. A couple of PI people come up and said, you know, we're hanging out with Jeff Bridges after the Playboy Mansion. He had a few cocktails. And he wanted to come over to the radio show and do it that night. He was saying we should go over there and blah, blah, blah. And then here's how it works. I tell Ann, Ann calls the publicist and the publicist says that he's not interested. Now, is it Jeff who's not interested or is it the publicist who's not interested in Jeff's behalf? And if it is Jeff who's not interested, why did Jeff chase me down while I was walking away with my back to him and tell him, tell me how much he wanted to be on the show. So that I will then chalk up to the publicist and that's why I really don't like publicist. Publicist are basically, first off, if this was a hundred years ago, they'd be building the railroads. They'd, China men be right out of a job. They'd have publicist doing that because they do nothing else. They have no tangible skills. Number two, they're really sort of, they blackmail you. Here's how the game works. Publicist handles Jeff Bridges and five people you've never heard of. Now, what they say is sure, you can have Jeff Bridges, but you're going to have to have the cast members from Full Boat in New UPN Show 4.30 on a Tuesday afternoon. It's on. You got to put them on and then we'll see about Bridges. So it's essentially- It's extortion. I don't know any way else to describe it. Not every publicist is a major A-hole, but most every single one of them are A-holes, who I just don't like in general. Just like I said, publicist. Listen, whether you're riding parking tickets, a publicist or a casting agent, there's certain jobs. I look at A-hole jobs. Once in a while, there's a diamond in there.

1:13:21 Drew Your list is publicist, parking meter, attendance. Yeah. What's the other one?

1:13:28 Adam Casting.

1:13:28 Drew Casting agents. Garbage men?

1:13:31 Adam Garbage men are lazy. I don't look at them as A-holes.

1:13:34 Drew The city hall, sort of building inspectors?

1:13:37 Adam All those people, yes. Yes, I don't like any of those people. You want to keep going?

1:13:41 Drew Just to clear up what your list was.

1:13:43 Adam You know I hate doctors.

1:13:44 Drew Yeah, doctors, yes, yes.

1:13:45 Adam No, I have no problem with doctors. I like them. Lourdes. Cammie?

1:13:50 Caller Yeah.

1:13:50 Adam You're 30.

1:13:51 Caller Yes.

1:13:52 Adam What's up?

1:13:53 Caller Well, before I get into my problem, I'm going to tell you about your song, North to Alaska.

1:13:58 Adam Yes, thank you.

1:13:59 Caller South to Mexico.

1:14:02 Adam There's another song called South to Mexico.

1:14:03 Caller No, it's North to Alaska and South to Mexico.

1:14:08 Adam No.

1:14:08 Drew Yeah. That sounds familiar.

1:14:10 Adam Oh, please. That's not the lyric.

1:14:13 Caller It sure is. My mom has it. It's like Jim Reaves or something.

1:14:19 Adam Listen. Listen. It is not North to Alaska, South to Mexico.

1:14:24 Caller How much you want to bet?

1:14:25 Adam Where do you live?

1:14:27 Caller Leighton, Utah.

1:14:29 Adam Oh, well, that explains a lot. It is not North to Alaska. Now, he may say South to Mexico at a certain point in the song. Like, I'm not going South. No, it's not North to Alaska.

1:14:42 Caller And South to Mexico.

1:14:43 Adam No, no, no. It's something. And this isn't verbatim. But here's the gist. North to Alaska. Come on, the rush is on. He's telling people to go to Alaska for the gold rush. Not go North to Alaska and then go South to Mexico, you retard. Cami, what's going on? Somebody find me this song so I can prove I'm always right.

1:15:06 Caller OK.

1:15:07 Drew What's up?

1:15:07 Caller OK, anyway, this is really hard to explain, so bear with me. Yeah, about six years ago, it started and it kind of is off and on. When you know when you're starting to fall asleep and you're just kind of like on the verge of it, but not quite, I have like this paralysis. It's really hard to explain, but like I hear like this humming in my head and I'm awake, but I can't pull myself out of it. I almost feel like something really heavy is laying on me.

1:15:35 Drew Every time you go to sleep?

1:15:36 Caller No, it just comes every now and then. Like I can go months without it and then when it comes on again, it's like maybe every night for a couple of weeks.

1:15:46 Drew Are you on medication?

1:15:47 Caller No.

1:15:48 Drew Have you had this evaluated?

1:15:49 Caller No.

1:15:50 Caller And it's really scary.

1:15:52 Drew Why don't you have it looked into?

1:15:54 Caller Because it sounds crazy.

1:15:56 Drew There are all sorts of sleep disturbances where people can have paralysis and tears.

1:15:59 Caller Have you ever heard of it?

1:16:00 Drew Absolutely. Absolutely.

1:16:01 Caller And like when I wake up, when I finally can pull myself out of it, I feel almost sick, like kind of a headache and my heart is pounding.

1:16:11 Drew Yeah, this could be a seizure phenomenon. It could be a lot of things, but it does need to be evaluated. You should see a neurologist.

1:16:17 Caller Really?

1:16:18 Drew Yeah.

1:16:18 Adam You may have a tumor. That's why you thought he said north to Alaska and then south to Mexico.

1:16:23 Drew Well, those things are possible.

1:16:24 Caller I swear that's it. You're going to owe me.

1:16:26 Adam Oh, baby.

1:16:28 Caller Because he's telling you it's north to Alaska and it's south to Mexico.

1:16:32 Adam Yeah, that is not the lyric though. He may say at some point that-

1:16:36 Caller He's been smoking too much pot there, Adam.

1:16:38 Adam That may be true.

1:16:39 Drew That is true.

1:16:40 Adam Oh, how dare you. How dare you. Please, I'll have you know that I stole some pot from the desk of one of my co-workers weeks ago and haven't touched it. Thank you. How dare you. Come on, somebody get us the lyrics to north to Alaska, please.

1:16:58 Caller We already looked here and we don't have it.

1:17:01 Caller We might have south to Mexico though.

1:17:02 Adam No. No. I was thinking of that Sinatra song, Down Mexico Way or whatever the hell that one is. Danny? Yeah. Hold on a second.

1:17:13 Drew You don't like his attitude? He's just waking up. Come on.

1:17:15 Adam No, I know. I know. He just sounded like a downer. Danny?

1:17:18 Caller Yeah.

1:17:18 Adam Okay, 15, what's up?

1:17:21 Caller I want to know what the long-term effects of mushrooms are.

1:17:25 Drew Not known, really. I'm concerned that it may cause mood disturbances, anxiety, panic, just like all other hallucinogens. It probably has that potential, but I've not seen it.

1:17:35 Adam How much you doing?

1:17:37 Caller Not much.

1:17:38 Caller I've done some in the past, but...

1:17:40 Drew How much is some?

1:17:42 Caller Some...

1:17:44 Drew You're gonna get hung up on. Careful. Just answer the question.

1:17:47 Caller An eighth of an ounce.

1:17:48 Drew Eighth of an ounce of mushroom?

1:17:51 Adam At a time.

1:17:52 Drew How many times have you done this?

1:17:54 Caller Maybe four, five.

1:17:56 Drew Do you smoke pot regularly?

1:17:58 Adam Sometimes. You do something regularly, because, man, I can hear it.

1:18:01 Drew You dropped acid a bunch of times?

1:18:03 Adam No. Are you depressed? Not really. You sound depressed. You gotta start listening to North to Alaska. I'll pep you right up. He's on hold for 75 minutes, and he sure got a lot of bang for his buck there. All right. It's not gonna do anything. But listen.

1:18:27 Drew Hold on.

1:18:27 Adam Listen, all you screwed up 15-year-olds that are already depressed and smoking too much weed. Stop experimenting with drugs. Stop it.

1:18:33 Drew It's not gonna help. It's gonna make it worse.

1:18:35 Adam You give yourself a few years. Let your brain dry. All right. Where are we? Come on. John?

1:18:45 Caller Yeah.

1:18:45 Adam You're 18?

1:18:46 Caller Yeah. I caught my dad and another guy having sex. And I want to know if I should confront him about it.

1:18:56 Drew What do you mean confront him about it?

1:18:59 Adam What are you gonna do? Ground him?

1:19:00 Caller Do what?

1:19:01 Adam You're gonna ground him or give him a time out?

1:19:04 Caller Just wondering if I should ask him about it.

1:19:06 Adam How'd you see them?

1:19:08 Caller Well, I just walked in on him.

1:19:12 Drew Where were they?

1:19:13 Caller In his room. And he's married.

1:19:15 Adam Where was your mom?

1:19:17 Caller She was at work. I still live at home.

1:19:19 Adam Why'd you walk in on him?

1:19:21 Caller I was just going up there. He didn't know I was home.

1:19:24 Drew What'd they do?

1:19:25 Caller Well, he was doing them in the butt, I guess.

1:19:30 Adam I don't believe him.

1:19:31 Drew I know. That's why I'm gonna find out what the supposedly did when he walked in. What'd they do when you walked in?

1:19:37 Caller He just...

1:19:39 Caller he didn't know. Well, I like was gonna go in. The door was like open and I was gonna go in and I kind of looked in there and he didn't see me looking. I guess.

1:19:50 Adam Who was doing who?

1:19:52 Caller He was doing him. They were like doing it Tiger style, I guess.

1:19:56 Adam All right. Hey, John?

1:19:58 Caller Yeah.

1:19:59 Adam Don't say anything to him. You gotta move out of the house pretty soon, though, right? All right. You're 18, right?

1:20:06 Caller Yeah.

1:20:07 Adam You're not going to college?

1:20:08 Caller No.

1:20:09 Adam No. So you gotta get a job.

1:20:12 Caller I got one.

1:20:13 Adam All right.

1:20:13 Drew What's your job?

1:20:14 Caller Huh?

1:20:14 Drew What do you do for a living?

1:20:15 Caller I work at Walmart. All right.

1:20:17 Adam You got a full-time job?

1:20:19 Caller Yeah.

1:20:19 Adam All right. Good. You gotta get a roommate, you gotta move out of the house.

1:20:23 Caller Dumped in front of him?

1:20:24 Adam No.

1:20:25 Drew Yeah. It's ridiculous.

1:20:27 Adam I didn't believe him.

1:20:27 Drew Oh, forget it. It's not even possibly, not even remotely possibly true. I mean, nothing that couldn't have happened, but I could hear his friends giggling in the background.

1:20:34 Adam I think that was the radio.

1:20:35 Drew No, no, no.

1:20:37 Adam North to Alaska, come on, the rush is on. Come on, who's got that song? Trent?

1:20:46 Caller Yeah.

1:20:46 Adam You're 19.

1:20:47 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

1:20:49 Adam Drew, get that computer of yours, get on the internet.

1:20:51 Caller What's that?

1:20:52 Adam Find North to Alaska, come on.

1:20:54 Drew It's not here.

1:20:54 Caller Actually, I was gonna say, Drew, thanks for the free condoms from drdrew.com.

1:20:57 Drew You're quite welcome.

1:20:58 Caller Plug you right there.

1:20:59 Adam Thank you.

1:21:00 Caller drdrew.com, everybody.

1:21:01 Adam Yeah, you use that condom and plug your girlfriend with it, too.

1:21:04 Caller Yeah, actually, I'm calling, Drew, I kind of got this pain below my belly button. It feels like it's in my lower abs. It hurts every time I run and do sit-ups. And I read somewhere, some STD could give you a pain in your abs.

1:21:17 Drew Well, sure, it can if almost any of the STDs can get up the urethra and into the testes and cause pain up into the abdomen and the prostate. But there's so many other things that can cause abdominal pain, even appendicitis or irritable bowel. There's a million things that can do it.

1:21:35 Caller Right, I mean, because I run every day and I was just wondering maybe I pulled something, but I also like have unprotected sex a lot. No, not a lot, but...

1:21:41 Drew Where is the pain? Is it like a pulling pain?

1:21:43 Caller Um, it's more or less just, it's like, it's deep kind of. It's more, it just feels like more or less like a strained muscle, but...

1:21:49 Drew Around the belly button.

1:21:50 Caller Yeah, below it.

1:21:51 Drew Just below it. Both sides of this equal or right in the middle?

1:21:53 Caller Um, it's to the left, below the belly button.

1:21:56 Drew To the left. You've not been constipated or anything like that lately?

1:21:58 Caller What's that?

1:21:58 Drew You've not been constipated or anything like that?

1:22:00 Caller No, it's nothing like that.

1:22:01 Drew And you have no hernias? You've been checked for that?

1:22:03 Caller No, no.

1:22:04 Caller But I also have kind of a little, I like to call it raw dick, because, I don't know, maybe it's just too much masturbation and not enough lubricant. But sort of like my penis is, it's turned a little red, a little worn off skin.

1:22:18 Adam What are you good for a day? What are you good for?

1:22:21 Caller A day? You want to talk all-time record or you want to talk day? A day, I'd say, I could probably go four times in a day. My all-time record was, it came junior year on, it was junior year of high school.

1:22:34 Adam It was a cold September morn, 1997.

1:22:41 Caller I took a sick day. If you want to count to a few...

1:22:42 Adam Yeah, what do you got? What do you got?

1:22:44 Caller I had 11 times in one day, but that was a 24-hour period, not one day. It depends on how you want to...

1:22:49 Adam Yeah, right. Yeah, no, no, you got 24. You go on the military clock like I do, when it comes to masturbation.

1:22:54 Caller I mean, it gets, you know, like we had a contest going on during high school, and I had 11 on one sick day, but you have to plan it, you know?

1:23:00 Drew How did you sort of... How did you confirm the sort of the number? It was a contest, how were you sort of...

1:23:07 Caller It's more or less...

1:23:08 Adam It's on the honor system.

1:23:09 Caller Don't question it. You don't gotta, you know, question the masturbatorial.

1:23:14 Drew Well, you could be irritating your prostate from all this activity. That's a certain possibility that that worn-off skin could also be a little herpes. Who knows? You don't know if you have that or not. But this should be evaluated. It's probably nothing.

1:23:24 Adam Oh my God. I think I got three today.

1:23:28 Drew I'm so proud of you.

1:23:29 Adam Yeah.

1:23:29 Drew Well, I prefer to be with my wife.

1:23:31 Adam You can't...

1:23:31 Drew I much prefer that.

1:23:32 Adam Listen, I prefer to be with your wife too, to be truth be told. Yeah, for now. Don't worry. She's got the hots for me. She likes my brand of rough love. Yeah, I think I got one off after midnight last night. So that counts as one. And then I took care of a little business this morning.

1:23:56 Drew Those are the times you thought about me.

1:23:58 Adam And then, yeah, always. And then I popped in the house for about 20 minutes. And for some reason, I think that would have been number three. Now, I won't get number four today because technically it will be after midnight when I get home. You know what I mean?

1:24:14 Drew Yeah.

1:24:14 Caller Yeah.

1:24:18 Drew These are proud moments.

1:24:19 Adam Yeah, they really are. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little bit of a break.

1:24:22 Drew Oh.

1:24:23 Adam Oh, has the song for us. Now, hold on a second now. Oh, he's 14. Hold on. Michael? Yeah. You have the North to Alaska song?

1:24:33 Caller Yeah, it was done by Johnny Horton.

1:24:35 Adam Johnny Horton, you are so right. Now, hold on. Now, do you have it there?

1:24:40 Caller I'll play it for you.

1:24:40 Adam All right. You don't have it on a CD, do you?

1:24:44 Caller No, it's just I'm attaining my dad had it.

1:24:46 Adam I see. All right. There we go. All right. Yeah, it's good. It's good to hard truck driver. Good hard truck driver, right? How'd you know? All right. Hold on a second, Michael. That's right. It's Johnny Horton's song. All right. We'll see who's right with the lyrics of North to Alaska. This is right in our demo's wheelhouse right after this.

1:25:07 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:25:42 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, we've got our North to Alaska song figured out here. Now, as you'll recall, a listener called in, and here's how basically this started. An hour ago, some guy talked about going up north, and we're from LA. So up north means San Francisco, and then it means Oregon, and then eventually it means Canada, and then eventually Alaska. But in this, because he's one of our callers, it meant that Indiana, which sounds funny to us. So I started singing the North Indiana, come on the Russia zone. Of course, Drew looked at me because, as I said, Drew is like a sequestered juror who has no contact with the outside world except for a subscription to JAMA that he sits and reads. And has no idea what I'm talking about ever. When I was trying to explain to him, that was a fairly big song. And as it turns out, it was 1960 and it was reached number four on the billboard charts, if they even had them back then. Apparently they did because it was number four. All right. So Michael has the song. Yep.

1:26:58 Caller Johnny has been warming up here for you.

1:27:00 Adam Johnny Horton. Yeah. All right.

1:27:02 Caller Ready?

1:27:03 Adam Yep.

1:27:03 Caller Let's go.

1:27:07 Adam I like. Michael, pull the phone away. Wait a minute, this is just too loud, Aaron. Just got to pull that phone away from the speaker a little. Drew, this is good radio, isn't it?

1:27:59 Drew I'm not sure.

1:28:01 Adam Michael, pull the phone a little away from the speaker.

1:28:06 Caller All right.

1:28:07 Adam Let me just hear the chorus.

1:28:07 Caller Didn't want it too clear, huh?

1:28:09 Adam Yeah, just keep it a little. It's too close to the speaker.

1:28:11 Caller I'm hearing one in every second, man.

1:28:12 Adam Pull a little, and I just want to hear, North to Alaska, come on the rushes on.

1:28:19 Caller Come on the rushes on, that was it.

1:28:20 Adam That's right. Not the North to Alaska and South to Mexico. What kind of retard comes up with that line? Jesus Christ. Once again, proving the point, I am always right. Always, about everything, all the time. Thank you. All right, look, come on, let's hear the course one more time.

1:28:40 Caller Okay, okay.

1:28:42 Adam Pull the phone away, pull a little farther away from the speaker, all right buddy? All right, buddy. That sounded like it was up Johnny Horton's ass.

1:28:50 Caller What was?

1:28:51 Adam All right, come on. What kind of crappy phone is this kid got? Is it, is... Why is it the one guy who has the Johnny Horton tape doesn't have a phone that works? All right. I'd like to just have one line dedicated to Johnny Horton songs that we could just punch into when we felt like it throughout the evening. I think he's worked it out now. I got to get to the North to Alaska line one more time.

1:29:32 Drew We've been waiting a while here.

1:29:33 Adam What do you care?

1:29:34 Drew I guess I'll talk about it in the meantime.

1:29:35 Adam You're going to be back here tomorrow, aren't you?

1:29:37 Drew I plan to be.

1:29:38 Caller All right.

1:29:39 Adam Well, how often do you get to hear Johnny Horton? You know how much the kids dig Johnny Horton. I think...

1:29:47 Drew Here comes, here comes.

1:29:47 Caller Okay.

1:29:51 Adam Why does it sound so bad?

1:29:52 Caller Here it is.

1:29:53 Adam No, not yet. Well, here it comes. Look, to Alaska, come on, the rush is on. All right.

1:30:07 Caller All right, thanks, Maya.

1:30:08 Caller Yeah, thanks a lot.

1:30:09 Caller Thank you, buddy.

1:30:09 Caller It pays to be a true hillbilly.

1:30:11 Adam That's true. That is true.

1:30:14 Drew Never heard that song in my entire life.

1:30:15 Adam Really?

1:30:16 Drew Never.

1:30:16 Adam Wow. No way. How do you do that, Drew? You're older than me. You should know that one. You were born. Melissa?

1:30:26 Caller Hi, you guys.

1:30:26 Adam I was even born for another four years.

1:30:29 Caller Hey, my question was, my boyfriend and I have been together for four years, and I've never had any disease or anything. Just recently, within the last month, we had oral sex, and he had a blister on his lip, and I contracted herpes. I went to the doctor. I totally had herpes.

1:30:47 Drew That's it.

1:30:48 Adam Downstairs?

1:30:48 Drew Yeah.

1:30:49 Caller Downstairs, yes.

1:30:50 Adam Yeah.

1:30:50 Drew Ouch. I'm sorry.

1:30:52 Caller Is that possible?

1:30:53 Drew Oh, absolutely.

1:30:54 Caller To get it from his mouth?

1:30:55 Drew That's how that happens.

1:30:57 Caller Oh my.

1:30:59 Adam What else were you assuming happened?

1:31:01 Caller I wasn't really sure. I thought maybe he had cheated on me or something. I really wasn't too sure.

1:31:10 Drew But you weren't having sex with him, were you?

1:31:11 Caller Huh?

1:31:12 Drew Were you having sex with him?

1:31:13 Caller Oh, yeah. Hold on.

1:31:13 Adam I got to talk to Drew.

1:31:16 Drew She said something about being a virgin or something.

1:31:17 Adam No, wait a minute. I'm a little bit confused. She said he had this thing on his lip.

1:31:22 Drew Yeah.

1:31:22 Adam He went down on me and then I got vaginal herpes. Is that possible? Which is the first retarded question.

1:31:30 Drew Yes.

1:31:31 Adam Of course it is. That's how you got the vaginal herpes. Yes. Then she said, well, I didn't know how I got it. I thought he'd been cheating on me.

1:31:41 Drew I think she was just didn't believe that you go oral to genital and therefore was rummining about the possibility that his penis actually transmitted to him.

1:31:49 Adam I didn't get that. Melissa, was that your hypothesis?

1:31:53 Caller Yeah, that was it. I was just wondering. Thank you guys.

1:31:56 Adam No, no, no. Wait a minute. Do you think your boyfriend was cheating? Why do you think your boyfriend was cheating? You saw he had a lesion on his lip.

1:32:04 Caller I really wasn't sure you guys. Honestly, that's how dumb I am.

1:32:08 Drew She did not believe it could be transmitted that way.

1:32:10 Caller I really didn't know.

1:32:12 Adam It's very refreshing to hear a dumb person this day and age admit they're dumb.

1:32:16 Caller Thank you.

1:32:17 Adam I appreciate that.

1:32:18 Caller That's why you guys are there, right?

1:32:20 Adam Yes. I'm not quite sure about the cheating part. Did you think, and this isn't going to be easy, but did you think it came from his penis possibly?

1:32:33 Caller I thought maybe he had. I really didn't.

1:32:35 Adam You thought that he was cheating and that he gave this to you from his penis?

1:32:39 Drew Even though she had seen the thing on his mouth?

1:32:42 Caller Even though it wasn't that big, really.

1:32:44 Drew And did she believe that you couldn't get it that way?

1:32:47 Adam I see. I see. All right. Well, Melissa.

1:32:51 Drew If you really didn't believe you could get it that way, that makes sense.

1:32:53 Caller I really didn't know.

1:32:54 Adam You live and learn, baby.

1:32:55 Caller Thank you.

1:32:56 Adam All right. Now, take care of yourself. You too. And don't have any kids.

1:32:59 Caller Okay.

1:32:59 Adam Do you have any kids?

1:33:00 Caller No.

1:33:01 Adam Good girl.

1:33:02 Caller Okay.

1:33:02 Adam All right.

1:33:03 Drew Bye-bye. I was going to tell you this. DJ Quall is who we interviewed last week, a product of a teen pregnancy.

1:33:08 Adam Yeah.

1:33:09 Drew Interesting.

1:33:10 Adam Yeah. Well, his mom is 15.

1:33:13 Drew 15.

1:33:13 Adam That's teen, baby. Not to the last guy. I'm old. Martin?

1:33:19 Caller Yes.

1:33:20 Adam You're 24. You're a molested by your stepmother?

1:33:23 Caller Yes.

1:33:23 Adam How old were you?

1:33:24 Caller I was in fifth grade.

1:33:26 Adam I see.

1:33:26 Drew What did you do?

1:33:29 Caller Made comets, tore up my penis, played play games and rubbed me, and would play like chasing games, run around and pinch me. And I'm just wondering, Dr. Drew, am I justified in thinking that that's a wrong act? Is that worth me bringing up?

1:33:47 Drew Why don't you be a little clearer about what she did exactly?

1:33:50 Caller Okay, like I'd be laying on the couch and she would be tickling me and rubbing me with her forearm in my crotch to a point where she knew I was aroused and there wasn't a question. She kept going.

1:34:05 Caller And other times she'd make references that I was bigger than other kids.

1:34:11 Adam All right, hey, Martin?

1:34:12 Caller Yeah.

1:34:12 Adam She was weird and a little out of line, but you're not damaged goods and eh, I'd leave it alone.

1:34:19 Caller Hey, one more question.

1:34:20 Drew Don't hammer out of the kids.

1:34:22 Caller Adam.

1:34:22 Caller Yeah.

1:34:22 Caller Remember when I was listening to you ripping to a girl about getting her nipples pierced?

1:34:26 Drew Yeah.

1:34:27 Caller And how damaging that was?

1:34:30 Caller You smoked dope.

1:34:31 Adam Who, me?

1:34:32 Caller Yeah, you. Yeah.

1:34:36 Adam Huh?

1:34:37 Caller How can you rip into someone else, dude, when you smoke dope?

1:34:39 Adam I don't smoke.

1:34:40 Caller You talk about other people damaging their kids.

1:34:42 Adam Well, it's my goddamn radio show. It's A number one. And B number two.

1:34:45 Caller You're a hypocrite, man.

1:34:47 Adam I don't care what. Oh, shut up. What the hell? First off, I don't care if I'm a hypocrite. It's my goddamn show.

1:34:55 Caller We don't have time for this.

1:34:56 Caller All right.

1:34:57 Adam Relax, Anderson.

1:35:02 Caller We'll be right back with more Loveline.

1:35:33 Drew Oh, I thought this show would never come to a close. North to Alaska, torture, torture. Well, tomorrow night, stroke nine, Wednesday night, we're expecting Dickey and maybe some of the Boston's in here. And until then, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo.

1:35:52 Adam North to Alaska, come on, the rush is on.

1:35:57 Caller Well now.

1:35:58 Caller The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, the management, sponsors, or anyone else, including Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins Engold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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