Episode 1000754887201

0:54 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:03 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:05 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08 Voiceover Loveline.

1:09 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800- I'm gonna screw that up already. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight our guest is Stroke 9. Eric, Greg, and John are all here from the band.

1:32 Stroke 9 Howdy.

1:32 Adam Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. They were on the show six months ago.

1:38 Stroke 9 I think so. Something like that.

1:40 Adam And you guys did the TV show too, right?

1:44 Stroke 9 Sure. Maybe during one of our blackouts we did.

1:47 Adam All right. I was just playing a hunch there. I never know who was on the TV or who was on the radio. I mean, I don't know who did which.

1:58 Drew Which of the guys? We never know who held it which.

2:02 Adam Which bands?

2:03 Drew Yeah. We can never tell.

2:04 Stroke 9 You guys are so busy though.

2:05 Drew Wait a minute. We can only remember about 10 percent of the television guests anyway.

2:09 Adam Right. But if you did the TV show, pardon me, if you did the radio show anytime that we were taping the TV show, then I would lump you in on to the TV because if we do four TV shows during the day and then you come here that night, you can't differentiate between the bands.

2:24 Stroke 9 Well, let's just say we did it and we'll put it on our bio.

2:26 Adam Sure.

2:26 Stroke 9 Is that cool?

2:27 Adam You guys were excellent.

2:28 Stroke 9 Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

2:29 Do you have a lot of bands?

2:31 Stroke 9 No.

2:32 Adam Oh, sorry. Yes. Kilbourne is where you can find them Wednesday night and I was telling the guys when I did Kilbourne Friday night, I heard him mention what was coming up next week and Stroke 9 was one of the featured attractions.

2:47 What did everyone do after he said it?

2:49 Adam They laughed, but it was the way he delivered the line.

2:54 Stroke 9 I'm sure it was.

2:54 Did he drop his pants?

2:56 Adam He's a very humorous tall man and he said, Stroke 9, that's a rock band and everyone just laughed. I don't know.

3:05 Stroke 9 It is pretty funny.

3:06 Adam They weren't laughing at the band. They were definitely laughing with you. They're not going to be laughing so hard when the goddamn ears are bleeding tomorrow night after Stroke 9 rocks the house.

3:17 We're going to rock really hard tomorrow, except they're only letting us use acoustic guitars.

3:22 Stroke 9 Really? They've got some policy. It's like, they don't like it loud. Really?

3:28 Adam Only acoustic?

3:28 Stroke 9 Really. Yeah. It's very bizarre. Yeah, we're bummed.

3:31 Adam Can you take acoustic guitars and plug them into an amp though? I mean, you get to do that?

3:36 Stroke 9 Nope. Yeah, that'll sound terrible, but...

3:39 Adam That's not gonna be right?

3:39 Stroke 9 No. No, it's an acoustic thing.

3:42 Adam Oh.

3:42 Stroke 9 Yeah, I guess.

3:43 It's a Gypsy King vibe.

3:44 Adam Well, is it some... Do you guys do that much? I mean, go the acoustic route?

3:48 Swing both ways. Indigo boys.

3:51 Stroke 9 Very versatile.

3:53 Adam So, it's not gonna cramp your style?

3:56 Nah, we'll figure it out. I mean, we'd like to rock really hard and, you know, blow the whole thing out, but whatever, man.

4:03 Stroke 9 But, you know, we can do it all. We can go from an arena to a nursing home, you know, like that. It's like, we'll play wherever.

4:09 Adam Drew's the same way. You can go from a nursing home to another nursing home.

4:12 Stroke 9 To a hospital.

4:13 Adam To a hospital, and then back to a nursing home.

4:15 Drew I wonder if they can sing North to Alaska.

4:17 Adam You guys don't know that song, do you?

4:18 North to Alaska?

4:20 Adam I was singing it last night on the show. Drew never heard of it. North to Alaska, come on to Russia's own. North to Alaska, come on to Russia's own.

4:33 How old are you guys?

4:35 Adam I'm in my seventies.

4:36 What's going on here?

4:39 Adam All right, we'll hear something from Stroke 9 in just a few moments, but first we'll get to the phones and speak to Wendy who's 18. Wendy?

4:49 May I have a question? That's fine. Okay. No, it's not about me. Okay, it's from other people. I wanted to know if too much pornography can mess up a teenager's mind or something.

5:06 Adam How much?

5:08 I don't know because I know boys and I know they watch a lot of pornography, so I'm just figuring that that's why once they're old, they're really stupid.

5:16 Adam Are you?

5:16 Drew I love this woman's theory. It's nice. Wendy, good. You're thinking. There's got to be some explanation for how guys are. See, that's where she's going.

5:25 Adam I'm trying to pick out her sort of dialect. It's sort of Mexican who moved to Minnesota though, isn't it?

5:33 Hey.

5:35 Drew Where are you from?

5:36 LA.

5:37 Adam Okay. So you didn't move.

5:39 No.

5:39 Drew But here's the deal. She's read books about the 19 cent. Men prior to the VCR seem much more civil is what she's thinking. So it must be the porno that screwed them up. Right. Because they couldn't really.

5:51 Caller It's either that or I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out here and I just can't do it by myself.

5:56 Drew Men get away with what they can basically. The culture really, I mean not to bash men, but the culture sort of supports a lot of behavior by men that isn't really pleasant for women. Yeah. That's it. That's reality.

6:10 Adam But don't worry, we die early.

6:12 Drew We die early and there are guys out there.

6:13 Adam You guys got the car and the house is paid off in the can't to yourself.

6:18 Drew And there are guys out there that are nice. And I'm sure you can find them. All right. It's not about... Like Stroke 9.

6:23 Caller Oh, by the way, by the way. Ah, they cut me off.

6:27 Drew What, Wendy?

6:27 Caller What?

6:28 Caller Oh, I thought you guys cut me off.

6:29 Drew By the way, what?

6:30 Caller I just wanted to say, Dr. Drew, you have a really, really sexy voice.

6:33 Caller Okay, Wendy.

6:34 Caller Okay, bye-bye.

6:35 Adam All right, screw mom.

6:36 She was nice. All right.

6:38 Drew She must be if she liked me and wanted a nice guy.

6:41 Adam Yeah, but listen, Drew, you know, any women who call the show who start with what's wrong with men is not in great shape. Jewel?

6:50 Yeah.

6:50 Adam You're 16? What's up?

6:53 Caller Well, three years ago, I was raped. And ever since then, I've never been able to be turned on unless I'm being like held down or in kind of a rape type situation.

7:05 Drew Were you ever abused prior to the rape?

7:07 Caller Not that I know of.

7:08 Drew Never physically or sexually?

7:09 Adam Who raped you?

7:11 Caller A bastard.

7:12 Drew Somebody you knew?

7:14 Caller Kind of, not very well.

7:16 Adam Was it a date rape?

7:18 Caller No.

7:18 Drew Violent rape?

7:20 Caller Um, in some ways, yeah, I was anally raped as well.

7:26 Drew Were you able, did you report it?

7:30 Caller Yeah, I actually, his trial was just over like last month and he got a whole year in jail for destroying my life.

7:38 Adam Well, how of us understand the situation? Was this an older guy?

7:45 Caller Yeah, he was 18 at the time.

7:47 Adam And is a guy you knew from school or something?

7:50 Caller Um, no, he worked for my mom and he was over doing some construction work actually.

7:56 Adam Oh, well, I'm not surprised.

7:59 Caller And my mom wasn't home and I was.

8:03 Adam And you were 13, he was 18 at the time?

8:06 Yeah.

8:07 Adam And there was anal rape involved here?

8:10 Caller Yeah.

8:10 Adam Yeah. To me, this is a guy who poses a threat to society. You know what I mean?

8:17 Caller Yeah. Personally, I would have asked the judge if castration was a possibility, but apparently it wasn't.

8:25 Drew Look, one of the interesting things about these sorts of situations, I was wondering, and this is not an uncommon thing, Jewel, that women that go through this sort of thing have these sorts of feelings afterwards. And if you haven't been treated, have you been treated?

8:38 Caller I've been to lots of therapists, but I find it very difficult to open up to them.

8:44 Drew You got to get into some sort of an environment where you can sort of sort this through. I don't know if these sorts of trauma sort of etch some arousal mechanism into the brain that then is required to be acted out, or whether it causes something to come to the surface that sort of put them in harm's way in the first place. And that's that now present.

9:00 Adam Well, let's explore that allegation for a second.

9:03 Drew You know what I'm saying?

9:04 Adam Yeah, I know. But you may be right. I don't know which one is right. Maybe it's different for different women or different victims. But what happened? Nothing before this situation, no abuse.

9:16 Caller No, my parents were divorced when I was two.

9:18 Drew But that's fairly normal considering she wasn't a good victim. She reported the guy right away.

9:23 Adam That's true. And did he threaten physical violence?

9:28 Caller No, because I keep a golf club in my bedroom for such occasions. He never got to finish, I guess, because I got it and I swacked him.

9:42 Adam I play a little golf. What do you go with on a rapist? Like a pitching wedge or like a seven iron, a fairway?

9:49 Caller It was a putter.

9:50 Adam Oh, a putter.

9:51 Drew Putter on the putter.

9:54 Adam I'd go with something a little more substantial, like a wood, a driver.

9:58 Caller But I wasn't planning on having to use it.

10:01 Adam I see.

10:02 Caller It was really there only to make myself feel better and to give me a false sense of security, which it did.

10:07 Adam I see.

10:07 Caller Until I actually had to have something to use.

10:10 Adam So you hit him with the putter?

10:12 Caller Yeah, but I was on my stomach, so I didn't do it very effectively.

10:17 Adam But it was enough to ward him off or what happened?

10:23 Caller I hit him and he rolled partially off of me, and so I was able to come out from the bottom and then I kind of held him at bay with it.

10:31 Adam With the putter?

10:31 Caller Until my mom got home.

10:33 Adam And so did he ever totally rape you?

10:37 Caller Yeah, he did.

10:39 Adam Oh, I thought you said you got him.

10:42 Caller No, he wasn't done with...

10:45 Adam Oh, I see. All right. All right. I didn't figure that out. All right. Well, at least you defended yourself as best you could and you reported... Yeah, see, you weren't victimized in the past because if you were victimized in the past, you wouldn't have fought him off and then you probably wouldn't have reported it. At least that's what we learned from this show.

11:03 Caller Okay.

11:04 Adam And he got one year?

11:05 Caller Yeah, he got a whole year, but he'll probably get out in seven months on Good News.

11:09 Adam Did he have any priors?

11:11 Caller No, besides the fact that he's gone out with a bunch of my friends since then. Great friends, huh?

11:20 Adam He's, hold on a second here. He's went out with a bunch of her friends?

11:25 Caller Oh, suddenly the story takes a twist.

11:27 Adam Yeah. Now, here's the thing about Jewel. Drew, we can hear that. She, she was raped by the guy, her mom, first off, her mom brings this guy home and leaves him there to work, which is okay, but this guy must have been putting off some kind of vibe that mom didn't pick up. Then she fights the guy off. That's good, but she keeps the putter in her room for just such occasions, which is a little strange. Then the guy dated a bunch of her friends before he went to prison. It's taken a twist here, Jewel. He dated your friends before he went to prison?

12:11 Caller Yeah.

12:11 Drew How old are your friends?

12:13 Caller What?

12:13 Drew How old are your friends?

12:14 Caller They're all in high school and all the same age like me.

12:17 Adam He's like 21 now?

12:20 Caller Yeah. It gets confusing is because he had two jobs. He had a construction job and then he worked at the performing arts center which was adjacent to my school.

12:30 Adam I see.

12:31 Caller He was in a great position.

12:32 Adam He was in Fiddler on the road.

12:35 Drew Pajama game.

12:37 Adam Yeah. Did your friends know what he had done to you?

12:41 Yeah.

12:42 Adam That didn't slow them down?

12:44 Caller They knew that we had been involved in some way, but they didn't know it was as violent as it was.

12:53 Adam What do you mean? Why do you put it that way? They knew that you'd been involved in some way.

13:00 Caller Because I didn't want to spread around my school. Oh, my sullied reputation and some such.

13:05 Caller Okay.

13:06 Caller Yeah, I don't want to go advertising that.

13:08 Drew That you were the victim of a crime?

13:10 Caller Yeah.

13:10 Adam Well, listen, I can understand that, but to your close friends, to your good friends?

13:16 Caller Yeah, they weren't my close friends.

13:18 Adam They were more just acquaintances. How do they know that you were involved in some way?

13:23 Caller Because he brags.

13:25 Adam Oh, my God. All right. Now listen. Hey, Jewel.

13:30 Caller Yeah.

13:30 Adam I hope this guy gets raped while he's in prison. Because I'm a religious man, I pray that he gets a dry anal rape, by the way. Dare. Dry anal rape. Thank you. And I just worry that you're going to have trouble with the lads later on in life.

13:48 Caller Absolutely. When after that I dated a 27-year-old, I turned super slut because I didn't even know what to do.

13:54 Drew Yeah, Jewel, you got to get some treatment. You got to open up in therapy or you cannot expect these things to change. Again, as I said, whether or not it's some arousal mechanism that now sort of becomes your only way of attaching to parts of yourself that are very painful and sort of walled off from your consciousness, or if this is bringing up something from the past that sort of comes now to the surface, whichever it is, it needs to be sorted through very carefully.

14:17 Adam This seems like a combo. Seems like there was something hanging around, but also a bona fide victim of a criminal. All right, let's go on to see what else was raped. Ashley? You're 14.

14:33 Caller Yes.

14:33 Adam When were you raped?

14:36 Drew Go ahead, Ashley.

14:37 Caller I wasn't exactly raped.

14:39 Drew Oh, jeez.

14:40 Adam You weren't raped?

14:42 Drew How old were you?

14:43 Caller Okay. Well, I was like eight, I guess.

14:48 Adam Yeah. See, from doing this show, you know what I do? Whenever I meet young people, if I meet a young man, I say, oh, hi, what do you want to be when you grow up? And they say, an astronaut. And then I meet a young girl. When were you first raped? It's something I didn't do before this show, but now that's the way I greet young people.

15:08 Drew You should do that when you go to your strip clubs, too.

15:10 Adam Oh, Drew, don't ruin my last bastion of sanity. These strip clubs, the only thing in life I have to look forward to. And I got a picture, a bunch of rape victims wanting money for therapy up there. How dare you? How dare you?

15:24 Drew Dare is the operant word.

15:26 Adam Tri-anil rape. Tri-anil rape. I just got to tell that story a real, oh, Jesus. You know the story I'm talking about? I'm trying to think of the-

15:39 Drew Gingerland, you said?

15:40 Adam Yeah, I did a man show bit where we went to a porn camp. It's a long story, but-

15:47 Stroke 9 Tough job you have, man.

15:48 Adam Yeah, it's so rough. We're going to the Playboy Mansion tomorrow to shoot all day with a half. It's rough, but it is work, seriously. All right, wait a minute. I can't think of the male porn star's name. Jeff Stryker. I always say John- No, he's an earlier guy. I always say John Leslie, but it's not John Leslie. It's- Oh, man. It's going to kill me. All right, listen, we're going to talk to this person, and then I'm going to figure out this guy's name, because I don't want to tarnish any porn star's reputation.

16:23 Stroke 9 Oh, no, don't do that.

16:24 Don Johnson.

16:26 Drew Ashley. So you had a question besides the one that Adam asked you. What's your question?

16:31 Caller Okay.

16:33 Adam Hold on, I just thought of it.

16:34 Drew Oh, my God.

16:37 Adam Jamie Gillis. Okay, Jamie Gillis is this guy I remember from the 70s who always kept his eyes three-quarters closed, had that nappy, brillo head like mine and a big mono-brillo like mine.

16:50 Drew You idolized him.

16:51 Adam So you're him. I thought he was my father.

16:53 Drew Okay.

16:54 Adam Actually, I wished he was. And he was like, seemed like the biggest prick in porn. He never saw him like beating any girls up or anything, but he was always like, you know, like, you should turn over, turn over. Yeah, yeah, hold still, hold still. Yeah, and he was just like, sort of like, he was almost crotchety, which I know sounds like a joke for a porn star, but he was kind of mean. And when we did this, this, this porn fantasy camp, the whole deal was like one, it was like one of those baseball fantasy camps. So it was all these old porn stars. So me and the writers are all like the same age, I remember all these guys were talking. And we said to Ginger Lynn, what's, what was the deal with this Jamie Gillis guy? I mean, this guy always seemed like a little bit of a prick. And she was like, oh, oh, yeah, she was kind of defending him a little. He wasn't too bad a dude. I mean, you had to know him. He had his quirks. But I mean, all in all, he was OK. One time he tried dry anal rape on me. But, you know, other than that, you know, pretty, pretty solid, pretty solid guy at the Christmas party.

18:03 Drew Solid citizen.

18:04 Adam Yeah. Beside the dry anal rape, it was, you know, pretty decent guy. She said dry anal rape, like you said, double dipped with a nacho chip. You know, I saw the guy clearly took a bite out of the celery stock and then it went right back into the Rokeford dressing.

18:21 Stroke 9 Well, everybody's got their faults, man. You know, it's like.

18:23 Adam Yeah. We all we all do our own thing. Drew, I guess you drive with the radio up a little too loud.

18:29 Stroke 9 Right.

18:30 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So who are we to judge? I think you're right. Very good point. Ashley.

18:35 Drew Ashley, quick, ask your question before Adam interrupts again. Here we go.

18:38 Caller OK. I'm fourteen. I'm growing up with this guy that's twenty.

18:41 Drew All right. And you had a history of being sort of molested in some way when you were eight, right?

18:46 Caller Yeah.

18:46 Drew And does anyone know you're seeing this guy as twenty?

18:50 Caller Only like my close friends.

18:52 Drew What's your question?

18:53 Caller I mean, my mom doesn't know. I haven't been going out for like five months. And ever since I was five, I haven't been out until we're like way older.

19:03 Adam Yeah. Hey, hey, Ashley.

19:05 Stroke 9 Where's that button?

19:06 Adam We're having some trouble understanding you. But listen, are you having sex with him? Yeah. All right. Baby, this guy is Colossal A-hole. Colossal A-hole. He is totally flawed. You'll see that one day. There's not a woman I've met as an adult who doesn't look back at her 15, 16-year-old life dating a 21, 22-year-old guy who doesn't think of herself as either kind of effed up or a victim.

19:35 Drew No. Like seriously. Like a flabbergast that could ever have done that.

19:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I mean, seriously, I talk to women all the time who were, you know, they were 15, their dating guy was 23, and when they were 15, they thought it was the coolest thing in the world, and now they're 31, and they look back on it, and they're angry.

19:53 Drew And they are begging other 15-year-olds not to make that mistake. Begging them.

19:57 Adam They are?

19:57 Drew Oh, yes.

19:58 Adam Where?

19:58 Drew Oh, come on. We've had them on this show.

20:00 Adam Oh, okay.

20:00 Drew But anyway, I think she needs to tell her mom, and hopefully mom will be some kind of a parent and do her job.

20:09 Adam Yeah.

20:09 Drew You understand? She's not going to listen to us.

20:12 Adam She's not?

20:12 Drew So if mom can step in here and do something.

20:14 Adam Well, maybe the band will tell her.

20:16 Drew The important thing is not to worry about how to tell mom. Just tell mom.

20:19 Adam Or just stop. I don't think she's going to tell mom. But young ladies do not know how colossally flawed a guy who is 20 and is dating your 14-year-old ass is. Tremendously flawed. Cassie, unless he's in the business. And then it's cool. Cassie, you're 15.

20:38 Caller Yeah, hi.

20:39 Adam That's all right.

20:40 What's up?

20:41 Caller I had sex when I was 12 and I had sex for three years.

20:45 Adam Drew, what's going on tonight? I may have trouble masturbating. Thank God I squeezed one off. It worked. Thank God. Oh, yeah.

20:54 When did your dad rape you?

20:56 Adam Oh, please. Cassie?

20:57 Caller Yeah.

20:58 Adam What? Wait, you had sex when you were 12?

21:01 Caller Yeah.

21:02 Adam How old was the guy?

21:03 Caller 14.

21:04 Adam All right.

21:05 Drew What's the question?

21:07 Caller And I've had sex for three years and I've got like mixed signals like your cherry can grow back and you'll bleed again when you have sex. Is that true?

21:12 Drew That is not true.

21:14 Adam Who's sending that mixed signal, by the way?

21:17 Caller I don't know. I just like ask my friends and they're like.

21:19 Drew Why are you worried about that?

21:22 Caller I don't know. Because like if I do choose to have sex again in the future, I just don't want to like get really messy.

21:29 Drew No, you know.

21:30 Adam Oh, I see. You're worried it's going to grow back.

21:32 Drew You won't. You will not bleed. You may bleed anyway. Some people bleed when they have sex, but you will not bleed because of a Hymen rupture. And even if you hadn't had sex before, you may not bleed.

21:43 Adam Was your Hymen pierced when you were 12?

21:45 Caller Yeah.

21:46 Adam Oh, OK. All right. Well, you'll be fine.

21:51 Caller OK.

21:51 Adam All right. Enjoy. OK?

21:53 Yeah.

21:55 Adam Give it a little time off, all right?

21:57 All right.

21:57 Drew A couple more years.

21:58 Adam It's been three years?

21:59 Drew Two more.

21:59 Adam Yeah.

22:00 Drew Two more.

22:00 Adam Go for another three years. What do you say?

22:02 Drew Maybe we'll grow back. No, I mean, you don't want to grow back.

22:04 Adam Right. OK, Cassie?

22:06 Caller OK. Bye.

22:08 Adam Man, Drew, no one up there? No truck driver with hemorrhoids? No 16-year-old guy just smoked an artichoke or something? You know what I mean?

22:23 Drew Looking for a bowling pin question?

22:24 Caller Yeah, something we can identify with.

22:25 Adam Is it just 14-year-olds who have been raped? Anything else up there?

22:28 Drew This is the closest.

22:29 Adam Painful erections? All right, let's...

22:31 We got to go for a break.

22:32 Adam Yeah, we got to go to break. Well, let's just talk to Aaron for a second. Aaron?

22:35 Yeah.

22:35 Adam You're 16?

22:36 Caller Yeah, I am.

22:37 Adam You have painful erections?

22:39 Caller Well, yeah, I think I was circumcised too tightly when, you know, I was a baby or whatever, and it's painful and, you know, it's hard to masturbate sometimes, and, you know, it's...

22:52 Adam Thank God you work through the pain.

22:55 Drew Just trying to work it out anyway.

22:57 It's a love-hate thing.

22:58 Adam Yeah, it's so painful, he's down to four times a day. Aaron? Yeah. Seriously, how many times are you good for a day with the masturbation?

23:07 Caller Hardly one right now.

23:09 Adam Just like three quarters of one each day?

23:11 Caller Yeah.

23:11 Adam All right, hold on. Hold on, we gotta take a break. Literally. All right, we'll get back with that. Imagine a woman, though. Imagine a 16-year-old woman who's experiencing pain during masturbation, meaning she tries it once. It's summer camp, 1989, and that's it.

23:28 Drew They give up by... But it feels good.

23:30 Caller Yeah.

23:31 Adam Talk about stupid. You're right, Drew. That's a good argument for women being dumber than men. They masturbate, they like it, and then they do it again six months later. Guy stumbles onto this, he don't leave the house. Guy will call in sick to school the next day, he stumbles onto that. All right, we'll take a little break. Stroke 9 is here. We'll hear something from them when we come back, and we'll finish up with air. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. And phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Stroke 9 is here. Eric, Greg, and John. Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. You can see them on the Craig Kilborn show tomorrow night at, well, let's see. Whenever. Let's not go about 1-10, something like that.

24:51 Stroke 9 After Letterman.

24:52 Adam Yeah. Who else is on tomorrow night? Do you know?

24:56 Stroke 9 De Niro. The Pope.

24:59 Adam He's on after you guys?

25:00 Stroke 9 Yeah. It's a big show. We're opening for De Niro.

25:02 Adam You know, they always, bands on talk shows, they always put on last. And it does not matter the size of the band.

25:12 Stroke 9 The stature? Yeah.

25:13 Drew Or the number of people.

25:14 Adam It doesn't matter how tall the guys are.

25:16 Caller The girth?

25:17 Stroke 9 All right.

25:18 Adam I mean, the Beatles got back together and they got booked on Leno. It would be David Alan Greer and then and then Jennifer Love Hewitt. And then the Beatles would be after after the Dancing Eidos.

25:33 Stroke 9 And then they got to cut 30 seconds out of the song.

25:35 Adam They got trimming out.

25:36 Caller Roll credits on them.

25:38 Adam Yeah. I mean, they just put bands at the end. I don't know. I don't know who figured that out. But I guess it's working for him. Aaron?

25:46 Yeah.

25:46 Adam All right. So your penis is sore from a possibly botched circumcision, correct?

25:52 Right.

25:53 Caller And anyways, I heard about something like where you can get some of your foreskin to grow back or something.

25:59 Drew It's not.

25:59 Adam Yeah. Here's how you do it. You put toothpicks in your penis. You put it in a mason jar, fill it half with water, and you set it on the window sill. Like the avocado pit.

26:09 Drew That's potato.

26:10 Adam Oh, potato.

26:11 Drew It goes both ways.

26:11 Adam Yeah. I would do it with a potato or an avocado seed. It worked both ways. That's as far as I got in science.

26:18 Drew Aaron, is there a curve to the penis, an abnormal curve?

26:23 Caller No. No.

26:24 Drew Usually if the circumcision has gone bad, and it's so bad that it's causing difficulty with erection, it also sort of pulls the penis in one direction or another. And there's nothing visible in the sort of outline of the erection, should we say, that makes it look abnormal?

26:41 Caller No, it looks perfectly normal.

26:44 Drew So what makes you think the circumcision has anything to do with it?

26:47 Caller What?

26:47 Drew What makes you think the circumcision has anything to do with it?

26:51 Caller Just because, I mean, it's like I can hardly, you know, there's no, I can't, I can't move any of the skin on my penis at all. I mean, it's just, you know.

26:59 Adam Yeah, it's very tight. I see. Well, what about?

27:01 Drew That's not the circumcision.

27:02 Caller And it just hurt.

27:03 Drew It's not the circumcision.

27:04 Adam All right, well, what is that? You're not masturbating with Perel, are you? That's one of the biggest mistakes that I've made in my life.

27:11 Drew Are you on medication?

27:12 Caller Ben Gay.

27:13 Drew Are you on medication?

27:14 Caller Vicks.

27:15 Caller No, I'm not on any medication.

27:16 Drew Nothing?

27:17 Caller No, nothing.

27:18 Drew Had you taken medication recently?

27:21 Caller The only thing I've been using is creatine.

27:24 Drew Well, why don't you stop using the creatine and see if that makes a difference? How long have you been having this problem?

27:27 Caller Well, I mean, I've had this problem since I was like 12 or 13. I mean, I started using creatine like two months ago.

27:33 Adam Well, why don't you go to a urologist and have it checked out?

27:38 Drew I feel certain it's nothing to do with the circumcision, but you do need to see a urologist to make sure that nothing long-term happens as a result of this. It shouldn't be painful.

27:47 Adam Why are you certain it has nothing to do with the circumcision?

27:50 Drew Because that's a mechanical problem.

27:54 Adam Yeah.

27:54 Drew And you see that first and foremost.

27:57 Adam Yeah.

27:57 Drew There's no mechanical issue here.

27:58 Adam Some guys have too much penis for the amount of skin they got. Like they got an extra large penis and a medium sweater. You know, it's like trying to pack a fat guy into a small t-shirt. You know what I'm talking about?

28:12 Drew No, I have not studied enough erect penis. I think I've seen that. As I discovered last night.

28:16 Adam Me, I'm like a Sharpay.

28:17 Stroke 9 Well, yeah.

28:20 Adam Too much sausage casing. Yeah, too much casing, not enough sausage. Yeah, I could probably pack another penis in there. The Lord knows I've tried.

28:27 Drew Two things are serving me. One is that we discovered last night.

28:29 Adam Oh, docking, huh?

28:30 Drew You studied all your male friends' erect penises. Certainly. I have no shame for them to do all of it then. Now I know I have to do with all those folds when I actually get the equipment together.

28:38 Adam That's right.

28:39 Drew No wonder you haven't seen the warts.

28:42 Adam Drew's convinced. Drew's convinced I have warts on my penis because every time someone calls up who says they have warts and they're worried about it, Drew says that 80% of people living in urban centers have warts on their private parts and doesn't know it. Which, by the way, always makes me think you have warts, by the way.

29:04 Drew And don't know it?

29:05 Adam No. And know it. And are sort of enlarging your constituents, your wart constituency, making yourself feel better. Because they're safety, they're safety in numbers.

29:17 Drew Creating my evil's empire.

29:19 Adam Now, I was almost certain you had warts. Now, I'm dead set on the fact that you have warts. Then, he accuses me of having them and not knowing it. And I told him to put his money where his mouth is. So, he's going to bring his blacklight in, in his vinegar, and we're going to spread it on my penis. He's going to find those warts, and I'm going to walk away the 100 bucks.

29:39 Drew And my welder shield and my gloves.

29:42 Stroke 9 You know, like, put your mouth where the warts are.

29:44 Adam What's that?

29:45 Stroke 9 Put your mouth where the warts are.

29:46 Adam That's right. That's right.

29:47 Caller Is it really 80 percent?

29:50 Adam It's high according to Drew, although I don't know anybody who has warts.

29:54 Drew It's at least 60 percent.

29:54 Caller Why is it so much different in urban centers? Can you see this? Is it what this is?

29:58 Drew It tends to be more young sexually active adults tend to congregate. So, you go to colleges in urban centers, it's like 60 percent.

30:05 Caller Okay.

30:06 Adam Really, I know a lot of people and I don't know anyone who has warts.

30:09 Drew Most people that have it don't know they have it.

30:12 Adam Well, wait a minute now. You're saying most of the time when somebody has the human papilloma virus, it doesn't manifest itself in a wart.

30:21 Drew Correct.

30:21 Adam Most of the time, how do you know that?

30:24 Drew Because they do studies. They go out and they culture and see it and people go, oh my God, there it is.

30:29 Adam How many people are they going to test for warts that don't think they have warts and have no manifestation of those warts?

30:37 Drew How big of a study is your asking?

30:38 Adam Well, I'm saying-

30:39 Drew Who subject themselves to that?

30:40 Adam Who are you talking to who's going in and getting a wart check who doesn't have warts?

30:44 Drew Oh, they're not. They're in for something else and they screen them as part of a study.

30:49 Adam So what percentage of people who have warts actually ever have a manifestation of warts?

30:55 Drew Eventually, you will. Essentially-

30:57 Adam You. Say one. Will you? Not you.

31:01 Drew Eventually, one will.

31:02 Adam Yeah. So I've lived in an urban center my whole life. When do you surmise that I got my alleged warts? When I was 19? When I was 26? Was it two years ago?

31:13 Drew It's true.

31:14 Adam You know what I'm saying?

31:14 Drew There's a certain kind of wart that you'll have and goes away.

31:17 Adam All right.

31:17 Drew And maybe you've had them.

31:18 Adam Drew, and listen, when you check my Pepe, and it comes out pure as the driven snow, don't give me any of that vanishing wart theory bastard. I want that 100 bucks. Oh yeah, they packed up.

31:30 Caller What's wrong with the few speed bumps, man?

31:32 Adam Yeah. And by the way, Drew, thank you.

31:34 Caller For her sensation.

31:35 Adam Misty, you're 24.

31:38 Drew Oh, the things you called about that one time? Part of the wart syndrome.

31:43 Adam I don't remember what I called you about. The wart syndrome?

31:48 Drew Great band. Misty?

31:49 Yeah.

31:50 Drew 24. What's going on?

31:51 I've got postpartum psychosis.

31:54 Caller Who?

31:55 Caller It's postpartum psychosis.

31:57 Drew Depression.

31:58 Adam You're crazy because you had a kid?

32:01 Caller I've got five.

32:02 Drew Oh.

32:03 Caller Wow.

32:04 Drew No wonder you're psychotic.

32:05 Adam Can't you be fixed?

32:07 Caller I have been.

32:08 Adam Oh, you have been?

32:08 Caller Yes.

32:09 Adam Who did it, the state?

32:10 Caller No, my doctor did it.

32:12 Drew Was this part of a depression you had?

32:13 Caller Yeah. He said they diagnosed it as postpartum psychosis.

32:17 They said it's worse than postpartum depression.

32:19 Drew Well, it's usually part of a depressive syndrome.

32:21 Caller Yeah.

32:21 Drew It can be pretty wild.

32:23 Caller Yeah.

32:24 Drew What did you do?

32:25 Well, they got me on this medication.

32:27 It makes me feel worse than not having it.

32:29 Drew When you were psychotic, what were you doing?

32:31 I hear voices and have insomnia.

32:36 Caller Oh, let's see.

32:37 Adam Thank God you have five kids not to take care of you, screwball.

32:41 Drew The worst psychosis I ever saw.

32:43 Adam I look at you as an enemy of the state. I really do.

32:46 Drew Worst psychosis I ever saw was the postpartum psychosis. This woman was running around like a maniac. I mean, it's a very bright together woman. It just, I mean, lost. It was throwing water on people because they were on fire, and just, I mean, incredibly psychotic.

33:01 Adam You can't bring your wife to any more parties.

33:02 Drew The point is, Ms. C, that it can get-

33:04 Adam She gets hold of the vodka and Red Bull, that's it.

33:06 Drew It can be very severe, and you do need to make sure you're treated. If the medicines don't work, they usually will go to a shock therapy to sort of- and that takes care of it.

33:15 All right.

33:17 Adam Hey Misty, where's Hubby?

33:19 Caller He's right here.

33:20 Adam All five his?

33:21 Caller Yep, all five are his.

33:22 Adam Quite a novelty in this day and age.

33:24 Isn't it?

33:25 Adam All right. I bet two of them end up in prison.

33:28 Nah.

33:28 Adam All right, you're right.

33:29 Three.

33:29 Caller I bet mostly girls.

33:31 Adam Mostly girls. Oh, good. Nice fresh stock for the strip clubs.

33:34 Fantastic.

33:36 Adam All right, keep them coming.

33:37 Get your golf clubs out.

33:40 Adam All right. I'd keep Arnold Palmer in their bedroom just in case they're struggling.

33:44 Drew Take your medicines as long as the psychotic symptoms are down. Talk to your doctor about things that can make you actually feel subjectively better.

33:50 All right.

33:51 Adam Let's hear ourselves a little something from Stroke 9. What do you say? Anderson, you OK?

33:54 Drew That's a good idea.

33:55 Adam We're going to rock. This one is called Tale of the Sun.

38:05 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

38:37 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and that is Dr. Drew over there. Let's see, Eric is out and Luke is in. Let me work this out here. Stroke 9 is our guest tonight. Nancy Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. Sure is. Tale of the Sun, off that before we went to break. And you can see him again tomorrow night, Wednesday night on Killborne. Now, when we left off, we were not yet talking to Miranda, who's 20. Miranda?

39:09 Caller Hey guys, what's up? I love Stroke 9. You guys are totally hot.

39:14 Stroke 9 Right on, baby.

39:15 Adam Yeah, they are hot.

39:16 Caller I have Nancy Little Thoughts.

39:18 Caller Nancy Little Thoughts?

39:19 Caller Yeah.

39:20 Caller That's why you're calling, right?

39:21 Caller Let's hear some.

39:22 Caller I'm a bad girl.

39:24 Caller Excellent. All right. How old are you?

39:26 Caller I'm 20.

39:27 Caller Oh, cool.

39:28 Adam How bad are you?

39:30 Caller You don't want to know.

39:31 Caller Oh, really?

39:33 Stroke 9 On this show, we probably don't want to know, actually.

39:37 Adam Well, I got raped for the first time when I was four.

39:40 Stroke 9 To your song.

39:43 Adam All right. So what's your problem tonight, bad girl?

39:46 Caller Right. My problem is I like ride dirt bikes for fun. Lately, when I've gone riding, after I come home, I'm suffering from a dry vagina and every now and then I bleed.

40:00 Adam Yeah.

40:00 Caller I want to know if I'm hurting myself.

40:03 Drew So you're chafing, right?

40:04 Caller I guess.

40:05 Adam What kind of dirt bikes?

40:07 Caller I have a YZ 125.

40:09 Adam Wow.

40:11 Caller Yamaha, right?

40:12 Caller I love Yamaha.

40:14 Adam Yeah. Wow. You're real white trash. I like that.

40:19 Caller Don't be jealous.

40:20 Adam I kind of am.

40:21 Stroke 9 Hey, that's our fan, man.

40:24 Adam And you got leathers on and everything?

40:27 Caller Do I have what?

40:28 Adam Leathers?

40:29 Caller No, I have riding pants.

40:31 Adam Yeah, they call those leathers.

40:33 Caller No, they're not leather, though.

40:35 Adam I know, but they just call them leathers.

40:39 Caller And you're calling me white trash?

40:42 Adam Listen here, screwball. They call motorcycle riding pants leathers.

40:48 Drew That was in the old days.

40:49 Adam Well, they were made of leather. I don't know. It's like saying put some wood on that ball and the guy's using an aluminum bat, you know what I'm saying? He's still allowed to yell it from the dugout. Yeah, the guy is hitting, playing little. He doesn't come running out to the dugout. He's not confused. He knows what you're talking about.

41:07 Caller I'm confused.

41:08 Adam Yeah, I know, but you were born that way.

41:10 Drew So what's your question, Martin? So you chafe yourself.

41:13 Adam I wish I was an idiot, too.

41:15 Drew Do you have any difficulty urinating, any pain in your urinating, anything like that?

41:19 Caller No, but like I was just worried because like I'm going to go to the desert this weekend and like I was worried because I don't want this to happen to me because I plan on having sex.

41:28 Adam In the desert?

41:30 Caller Yeah.

41:30 Adam Yeah. All right. You're going out with your boyfriend or you're just going to hook up with some guy with ATV?

41:35 Caller My guy I'm seeing.

41:36 Adam I see. That's good times. All right. You're going to pack the cooler and you guys going to get it on in the truck and stuff?

41:44 Caller Heck yeah. We're going to get it on my dirt bike, babe.

41:46 Adam Yeah. Wash up down there before, you know.

41:50 Drew Yeah. I don't keep it. You might. I don't really keep her dry and cotton that thing or whether she should use a lubricant or-

42:00 Caller See, I go riding. I wear my thong every now and then. Could that be a problem?

42:03 Drew Yeah. Why don't you use something cotton based?

42:06 Adam You wear your thong when you're riding?

42:08 Caller Yeah.

42:08 Adam Yeah. Because you need extra protection.

42:10 Stroke 9 Yeah.

42:10 Drew You got jeans or leathers up against us.

42:13 Caller I don't wear leather.

42:15 Stroke 9 Yeah.

42:15 Caller I know.

42:17 Adam All right, goofball.

42:18 Caller Go to Walgreens and get some Vagisil. Everything will be fine.

42:21 Drew Yeah. I don't know if Vagisil or-

42:22 Caller Or Toa Bidet behind your motorbike.

42:23 Drew Homo septine, I'm thinking, like really the heavy duty stuff. Yeah. Even zinc oxide or something.

42:29 Stroke 9 A banana.

42:30 Adam What's that?

42:31 Caller Will I be okay for the weekend then?

42:33 Adam All right. So why don't you just go a little easy on the riding then?

42:37 Caller No.

42:38 Adam I don't know. Is it dried out down there or is it just burned?

42:44 Drew It's just chafed.

42:46 Adam Can you stay off the tank?

42:49 Caller She's listening to the radio.

42:51 Drew Oh my God.

42:53 Stroke 9 What's your favorite song? She's Gone.

42:58 Drew I'm going to start singing.

42:59 Adam Man, was she stupid.

43:00 Drew Yeah.

43:00 Stroke 9 Hey man.

43:01 Caller That's what I'm saying.

43:02 Adam But it's still a turn on. A chick you take out to the desert, you ride all day.

43:05 Stroke 9 Well, that's what we wrote the album for, was for like going mountain biking or dirt parking in the desert, man, drinking some beers.

43:12 Caller With a dry vagina.

43:13 Stroke 9 Yeah. That's what we were going to call the album originally.

43:16 Drew Bad times.

43:17 Adam Dry vagina.

43:18 Stroke 9 Yeah. In the desert.

43:19 Adam Mike?

43:20 Yeah.

43:20 Adam You're 17.

43:22 Caller Yeah. About two months ago, I busted up my femur real bad. Ever since then, the doctors had me on Berkacet, bike it in and dervish it. Wow.

43:31 Adam That's the biggest bone in your body, isn't it, that femur? Yeah. That's a tough one to break.

43:36 Caller How'd you do that? I was back country snowboarding and I went off a jump and hit a tree.

43:41 Adam Yeah. That's what it'd take.

43:43 Drew The real trick with femurs in somebody this age is that the fat embolism syndrome tends to be more likely in the healthier younger populations and people can die from that.

43:53 Adam What are you talking about?

43:54 Drew If you break your femur, the theory is that if bone marrow actually breaks into the bloodstream and can either activate something or the bone marrow itself actually gets into the lung and clots and clotting and...

44:03 Adam Do you have to have like a compound fracture or can you just crack it?

44:07 Drew It has to be a break but it doesn't have to be compounded.

44:10 Adam Oh, I mean coming out of the skin. I mean, but does it... was it broken apart or was it, you know, cracked?

44:15 Caller Oh, it was broken apart. They had to put a titanium rod in it.

44:18 Adam Oh, those are good times.

44:20 Drew Bad times.

44:20 Adam I mean bad times.

44:21 Caller I don't even have any bone marrow in that leg anymore.

44:23 Adam You don't?

44:25 Drew Did you get a fat embolism syndrome?

44:27 Caller What fat?

44:27 Drew Did you have a fat embolism syndrome? Did they watch you in a monitored unit or anything?

44:31 Caller No, like there's a big huge lump where it's broken though.

44:35 Adam That's not what he's talking about.

44:38 Caller They have to give you the blood thinning stuff.

44:39 Caller Oh, no, they didn't do anything like that.

44:41 Drew Sometimes.

44:42 Adam Yeah.

44:42 Caller My friend had that. He almost died.

44:45 Drew Yeah, and it basically doesn't have any good treatment. It's a very treacherous syndrome.

44:50 Caller All right.

44:50 Drew Did you ever read the separate piece when you were in like junior high school?

44:52 Caller Oh, of course.

44:53 Drew That's what that kid died of. I remember you fell out of a tree and dying.

44:56 Caller Yeah.

44:57 Adam Hey, don't do that, Anderson. It hurts my nuts. Mike? Yeah. But now you're hooked on what, Vicodin?

45:05 Caller Well, I want to know if I'm going to go through withdrawals because-

45:07 Drew Absolutely.

45:08 Caller Like for two months, I've been taking all this stuff.

45:10 Drew Absolutely. Are you an addict?

45:12 Caller I don't think so.

45:13 Adam Well, wait a minute. He snowboards.

45:15 Drew Is there alcoholism?

45:16 Adam Probably.

45:17 Drew Were you smoking pot regularly?

45:18 Caller Not really. I would drink at parties and stuff.

45:22 Drew Is there alcoholism in your family?

45:24 Caller No.

45:24 Drew Okay. Then you will withdraw, but it won't be awful and you'll be able to stop it. But there will be some withdrawal and you should plan with your doctor how that's going to go. You can taper off the drugs instead of stopping suddenly.

45:33 Adam Not to that Vicodin. I got hold of some of that when I had my hand surgery, not my bag. I was looking forward to it. It had been hyped quite heavily by a lot of people I know. It didn't do anything for me.

45:45 Caller After everything you've been through.

45:46 Adam Yeah.

45:47 Drew That's true.

45:48 Caller It constipates you too.

45:50 Drew Not only that, Adam, when you're slamming heroin, Vicodin doesn't do much more.

45:55 Adam I know, but yet it comes so highly talented.

45:57 Drew I know.

45:58 Adam And I was disappointed, I have to admit.

46:00 Drew You have to stop the smack first.

46:02 Adam You know, that's not open for negotiation.

46:05 Stroke 9 After this show.

46:06 Adam Michael?

46:08 Caller Oh, what?

46:08 Adam We got to take a break. Michael?

46:09 Caller Yeah.

46:10 Adam You're 14?

46:11 Caller Yeah.

46:12 Adam You're bothered by your dad's alcoholism?

46:14 Yeah, he's, he, like, every night he'll come home, like, one in the morning from work. He'll drink, like, half a case of beer, and then, like, he'll go out, then, later that night, and then go to a bar and go drink some more. He'll go over a couple hundred, over a couple hundred dollars.

46:33 Adam Where do you live? What city?

46:35 Chicago Ridge.

46:36 Adam And does the bar stay open until five in the morning?

46:41 No, no, he goes and do the inner city. He works in People's Energy. He'll, like, go out with a bunch of his friends.

46:49 Adam I know. He comes home at one, he gets, he drinks half a case of beer, and then heads out.

46:54 Caller Yeah, you can drink late.

46:56 Adam Comes home at one in the morning or one in the afternoon?

46:59 Like one in the morning.

47:01 Adam Drinks a half case of beer and then heads out again?

47:04 Caller Yeah.

47:05 Drew How are you?

47:06 Caller You can drink till, like, four in the morning there.

47:07 Drew How are you even aware of that?

47:08 Adam Nice.

47:09 Caller Yeah, it's a good, good law.

47:10 Adam Yeah. Aren't you sleeping, Michael?

47:12 No.

47:13 Adam Okay. Hold on a second, Michael. I smell gold with Michael. Actually, it's going to be horrible. But we're going to take a break and we'll get back when Stroke 9 is here and we'll get to the bottom of Michael after this.

47:26 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

47:30 Adam Well, it's worth hearing.

48:11 Stroke 9 Yeah.

48:13 Adam Yeah. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Stroke 9 is our guest. Greg John and Luke are all here from the band. Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. Drew, could you smack that paper together just a little bit louder? They will be on Craig Kilbourne tomorrow night. And tomorrow night, the Mighty Mighty Boss Tones will be in here. And Dicky called me today. And they're doing Leno on Thursday. And he had some sort of stunt that he wanted me to do with them. And they nixed it.

48:46 Drew Oh.

48:47 Adam Leno people.

48:48 Drew Yeah, what a surprise. Because you did Letterman.

48:51 Adam So what?

48:51 Drew That's their deal.

48:52 Adam No, it isn't.

48:53 Drew That's what I've heard.

48:54 Adam They got tons of people have done Letterman have done Leno. I don't know why we've never done. We've done every show except for Leno. I don't understand. What do you think is going on with that?

49:07 Drew I've heard that if you do Letterman, you're the enemy of the state.

49:10 Caller Somebody doesn't like you, man.

49:11 Adam Yeah, but maybe if you do Letterman and you're sort of a marginal.

49:14 Drew Yeah, if you're Tom Hanks, you can do both. But if you're us, take a choice.

49:18 Adam But if you just have his hair. No, it's true.

49:21 Caller Don't be so rough on yourselves, man. We've done Leno and Letterman like multiple times.

49:24 Drew Well, these guys are huge.

49:25 Stroke 9 You guys are the next Tom Hanks collectively.

49:28 Adam Yeah, that's right. We're going to add up to one Tom Hanks.

49:31 Drew Here's an e-mail I thought you'd appreciate, Adam. It's from Justin. He wants to know, he's worried about the girth of his penis. He wants to know if he gained a little weight, if perhaps it would sort of chub up his penis a little bit.

49:41 Adam Interesting. It's not like a woman's breast, which that will work. No, this just makes your penis look smaller. Ever see a fat guy at the gym naked? It's like, oh, man, you've got that big ass and no penis?

49:54 Caller Does that mean you're gay if you have?

49:55 Drew It actually may make it smaller because estrogen levels are produced by adipose. So, estrogen up, testosterone down, maybe some effect on size.

50:02 Adam Oh, listen, you've seen fat guy, well, Drew, as a doctor, you look at fat guys in the nude all day, every day, right? Always a small penis. Never see a fat guy at the big hanger. You just don't. And here's, I don't know about estrogen levels, but yeah, fat guys, when they get naked, they kind of look like chicks. They really do. And the penis starts to retract. And let me explain why. Also, it's my, this is the opposite theory, or it's actually the same theory, but it's the opposite extreme of why you should trim your pubic hair to make your penis look bigger. Which is, here's what I always say, you got a mailbox on your front lawn, and the grass is up around it two feet high. Well, how long does the mailbox look? You know what I'm saying? That stick that was four feet looks like two feet because it got two feet of grass around it. You get that weed whacker in there, get it nice and nice and low to the ground, and all of a sudden people come and buy it. Nice mailbox stand. That thing's grown. You're a fat guy, it's like piling dirt up around your mailbox. I mean, your thighs, your belly, all this stuff around your penis gets bigger, and your penis just stays there, so it's like the area around the penis is built up. I'd like to carve out that area. You know that's my plan.

51:18 Drew Dig a trench.

51:19 Adam I would like to dig a trench around my penis.

51:21 Drew A moat.

51:22 Adam Yeah, put a moat around it. Keep the Normans out. Or whoever swam the moat and attacked the... Who might attack the castle?

51:33 Drew The Huns.

51:34 Adam The Huns.

51:34 Drew The Vandals.

51:35 Adam Keep the Vandals and the Huns away from my penis. But think about it. If you could excavate that area around the penis, how much bigger would your penis look? And then lower your balls, of course.

51:45 Drew You spent a lot of time thinking about very bizarre things.

51:47 Stroke 9 Or if you were just a penis, you'd be huge. Nothing else.

51:50 Adam You mean if I was just one penis?

51:52 Stroke 9 Just a walking penis.

51:53 Adam Interesting.

51:55 Caller You're a grower, not a shower.

51:58 Adam That's what I say until I grow.

52:02 Drew Not a shower?

52:02 Adam No, no, no. I have what's called a nice gym dick. I look good in the gym. It's got a nice hang to it. When it becomes erect, it gets a little extra size. Not as much as I'm comfortable with. I'd like a little bit more. But I got a good hang just walking around.

52:22 Drew You do so much to it all the time, it's always just like, ugh.

52:25 Adam Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's despondent.

52:28 It's just kicking back.

52:29 Drew It's like, oh my God.

52:30 Adam Yeah, it hangs like you can stretch out taffy.

52:33 Drew Yeah.

52:33 Right. Yes, please.

52:37 Adam Michael. Yeah. So you're a 14 year old, your dad's an alcoholic. So he comes home at 1 a.m. Why did you dismiss that right there? He drinks half a case, right?

52:51 Right.

52:51 Drew Then he goes back out.

52:53 Yeah. And then sometimes he'll just drink like half a case, and then he'll just fall asleep. But.

52:58 Drew All right. What's bothering you is your dad is an alcoholic, and you stay up at night worrying about him?

53:05 Sometimes, yes.

53:05 Adam Where's your mom?

53:07 My mom right now, she's asleep.

53:09 Adam I see. Where is she when he's coming home drunk every night?

53:13 Well, she's asleep because she has to go to work early in the morning.

53:16 Adam I see.

53:17 Drew She sleeps through this.

53:18 Adam Here's what I'm saying. She doesn't have a problem with his behavior?

53:21 Caller Oh, she does. She's been seeing a priest, psychologist.

53:25 Adam Okay. We could have got to that a half hour ago.

53:27 Drew Here's what you do, Michael. He knows that it's upsetting the family. You need to go to Alateen. She needs to go to Al-Anon. That's it. That is the only real substantive, well, the only thing you can do that really increases the probability that you're going to get his attention and make change, unless you want to do some sort of intervention and take a very, very firm stand with him. In the meantime, go to Alateen. Just go. All right.

53:50 Caller Yeah, my mom was bringing that up to me.

53:52 Drew Michael, go. Go. You've got to take care of yourself.

53:56 Adam All right, Michael.

53:56 Caller And another thing, I'm a very big fan of your show, The Man Show.

54:00 Adam Yeah.

54:01 Caller Yeah, and I give you guys a lot of respect. I trust you guys more than other psychologists and stuff that'll just sit off to the side and, you know, you're in a room by them and they'll, like, record you talking and stuff.

54:11 Adam Yeah.

54:12 Drew Go to our team.

54:13 Adam Be with your peers.

54:14 Drew Be with your peers.

54:14 Adam All right, Michael. Thanks a lot. All right. Enjoy. Abba Daga. Best show on television, The Man Show. Oh, yes. That is Governor Jesse Ventura proclaiming The Man Show the best show on television. Wow. What a genius that man is. Anderson, do you have anything else that Jesse said about the show? He did a good 14 minutes on it on his radio show. Actually, we're calling in and doing his radio show on Friday.

54:42 Drew Oh, you got set up?

54:43 Adam I'm not sure if he knows it yet, but that's our plan at least. Nicole?

54:46 Caller I said I'm giving the governor's approval to The Man Show.

54:50 Adam That's the great governor of Minnesota. Nicole?

54:53 Drew Yeah.

54:53 Adam You're 19. What's up?

54:56 Caller Well, I started seeing this guy a couple of months ago, and we recently started having sex, and he won't use a condom.

55:04 Drew We have not... Excuse me a second, Nicole. This is not to talk behind your back, but just the curiosity. We have not heard a lisp on this show in three years. Now three calls in a row.

55:12 Adam Is this a lisp?

55:13 Drew Yeah.

55:14 Adam Let's hear.

55:15 Drew Go ahead again, Nicole. Tell us the problem.

55:17 Caller Well, he won't use a condom when we have sex.

55:21 Adam Say, yeah, say she sells seashells by the seashore. Could you do that, please?

55:29 Caller How about supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

55:31 Adam One or the other, Nicole?

55:33 Caller I don't think I can say that.

55:34 Adam Come on. She sells seashells by the seashore.

55:38 Drew You're making it funner.

55:40 Adam Oh, well, you brought it up. Jesus Christ. I know.

55:42 Drew It's my fault for bringing it up.

55:43 Adam It's all right. Just say it, Nicole. Come on. I can't. All right. Now I'm going to hell. So why won't he use a condom and why won't you force him to use a condom?

55:57 Caller Well, he has this thing that I've never seen before. He has hair growing from the shaft of his penis.

56:06 Drew Oh, yeah. So that gets caught in the condom or hurts?

56:09 Caller Yeah. He says that it gets caught in condoms. He's used them before and it hurts.

56:13 Drew Why doesn't he shave?

56:16 Caller Well, I don't know. He didn't really want to talk about it.

56:19 Caller Well, talk to him.

56:20 Drew Tell him that you don't like it.

56:21 Adam It's like being raped with a dog's paw.

56:25 Caller Like how much hair? How much hair is this shat talking about here? I've never seen this before.

56:31 Adam It's like you don't know if you got a man or like a cigar cleaner in you. I mean a pipe cleaner.

56:38 Caller It's a veritable forest.

56:38 Caller Is that a normal thing for him to have?

56:40 Drew It's a what?

56:41 Caller Is that a normal thing for him to have?

56:44 Drew It doesn't imply anything's wrong with him. It's not routine.

56:48 Adam Well, how much of that have you seen, Nicole? You've seen other penises, right?

56:52 Caller Yeah.

56:53 Adam You didn't see that, did you?

56:54 Caller No. I haven't seen it before. I've never even heard of it before.

56:58 Drew It's out there. It's a novelty.

57:00 Caller I have a friend who has that problem.

57:04 Adam How far down does it go?

57:06 Drew How far up?

57:07 Adam A rock. I don't know.

57:08 Caller It's probably about halfway up the shaft. I'm not really sure though.

57:11 Drew We occasionally talk to guys on the show that have had that.

57:13 Adam Yeah.

57:14 Drew One guy once said he went all the way to the hip.

57:16 Adam Don't you want to, that's a dog's penis. Don't you want to trim that down though? I mean, why don't you tell him to trim it down and put a condom on?

57:22 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

57:23 Stroke 9 Okay. All right.

57:25 Adam Lay down the law.

57:26 Caller You should pluck him though, not shave him.

57:29 Drew Ouch. No, just shave.

57:31 Adam Just shave him down. Okay. You can't put it over that. Cuts. Oh. Man, I'm going to go home and kiss my penis. Actually, if I could kiss my penis, I'd be there now. But I mean.

57:42 Caller You'd be home.

57:43 Adam Yeah, I'm glad I don't have that coming down the shaft there. It would be bad times.

57:47 Caller So am I.

57:48 Adam James? Yeah, you're 16. What's that?

57:53 Caller I had a question about circumcision.

57:55 Caller All right.

57:56 Caller I heard that people who are circumcised or uncircumcised, one of the two, have a better orgasm.

58:05 Adam Well, you're right.

58:06 Stroke 9 One of them does.

58:07 Adam One of them does, yes.

58:09 Drew And they won't shut up about it.

58:11 Caller Which? Do you know which?

58:13 Drew Well, the ones I talk about all the time.

58:14 Caller Yeah, I heard if you're uncircumcised, your orgasm is like four times better.

58:20 Adam Yeah, maybe four times better.

58:22 Caller I read that.

58:22 Drew Oh my god.

58:24 Adam Drew can't stand this because he had both his sons circumcised and now fights vehemently to defend that decision.

58:31 Drew No.

58:31 Adam Of course you do, Drew. Everything you talk about on this radio is your own life.

58:35 Drew I want them to last longer.

58:37 Adam Right.

58:37 Drew And this foreskin makes it too sensitive.

58:40 Adam Right. That's why you burn the penis with a cigar, right? No. No.

58:44 Caller And not being circumcised is, I heard there's like a chance of infection. It means to be infected.

58:50 Adam Yes. James, you're 16. Have you made the move yet or where are you at on this?

58:56 Caller Well, I haven't had sex but I had oral sex before.

58:59 Adam I know. Are you circumcised?

59:01 Caller Given or received?

59:02 Caller No.

59:03 Adam You're uncircumcised?

59:04 Caller Yeah. All right.

59:05 Adam You're in good shape. Just keep yourself clean down there and have a good time.

59:09 Caller All right. Thanks.

59:09 Adam You may have to move to Europe to get laid.

59:12 Caller Okay.

59:12 Stroke 9 Well, he could be the one. He could do both. He could do this for a couple of years and then get circumcised and then settle it.

59:18 Caller Test it because I'm wondering.

59:20 Stroke 9 Right.

59:20 Caller Control and variable, dude.

59:22 Adam You're both. That is interesting. Drew, we should take him and raise him in the Loveline lab.

59:27 Stroke 9 You guys have the budget here for it, right?

59:29 Adam Oh, sure. Yeah. We can't even get new coffee mugs here. Joe, you have to wait for someone from VIP to drop one off. Drew was drinking out of an Army helmet for the last three years.

59:44 Drew The coffee held in my hand.

59:45 Adam Yeah, he had to hold his hands out and they'd dump coffee in it. He'd line it with notebook paper sometimes so it wouldn't burn. Joe?

59:51 Drew Too bad.

59:52 Adam You're 15.

59:53 Caller Oh, yeah.

59:54 Adam What's up?

59:54 Caller Okay. You know what it looks like with your pubic hair, how it starts coming out? You know what that looks like?

1:00:04 Adam Where your pubic hair starts?

1:00:05 Drew You mean the follicle?

1:00:06 Caller Yeah, where it just begins to come out.

1:00:08 Drew Yeah, the hole there.

1:00:09 Caller Yeah, I have little like kind of all over, you could say, my penis. I have like little white dots. I guess you could say and white stuff comes out if I squeeze it hard.

1:00:20 Drew All of them or some of them?

1:00:22 Caller Some of them.

1:00:22 Adam Yeah, if I squeeze my penis hard enough, white stuff comes out. It's just I've got a big dot at the end where that it seems to poke out. It's like toothpaste. I can squeeze like a toothpaste container?

1:00:34 Caller No, it's not like that. It's like, okay, if I pinch it, like-

1:00:39 Adam Yeah, and then you move your hand real fast?

1:00:41 Caller No.

1:00:41 Adam No.

1:00:42 Caller Thanks, though.

1:00:43 Adam Sure, now.

1:00:44 Drew Yeah, he appreciates the heads up.

1:00:46 Adam All right.

1:00:47 Drew Joe, look.

1:00:48 Adam What is that, Drew?

1:00:49 Drew It could be the pearly penile papule. It also could just be sebaceous glands that are clogged up. But the white stuff is sebum. Sebum, yeah. And the pearly penile papules are part of that whole process, so.

1:01:00 Caller Okay, and, oh, I was going to say-

1:01:02 Stroke 9 Does that clear it up for you?

1:01:04 Adam Yeah. Now you know it's sebum. You can sleep like a baby.

1:01:07 Caller Not to be confused with sebum.

1:01:09 Drew Don't worry about it.

1:01:10 Caller Okay.

1:01:10 Adam Now you're fine.

1:01:11 Caller All right, thanks.

1:01:12 Adam Hey, Drew, what is that stuff? Do you guys have any of these things like- Yes. Like what? Like once, and it hasn't done anything for a while, but like once I had a big zit on my back, right? And I like popped it. I must've been 19 or something. And then for like five years, I could always see a little mark where it was, and it would fill up with junk. And I'd squeeze it like once every two months and something would come out.

1:01:35 Drew Like a little thick toothpaste.

1:01:37 Adam Yeah, it was cool. I liked it. It was like my own zit. You know, I named it. You know what I mean? It was like, I knew I could count on it. I wouldn't think about it every day, but like once every couple of months, if I was like getting out of the shower, I'd spot it in the mirror and it wasn't red or anything. It was just like a little pinhole. Gives you limber too. Yeah, because you have to get around and squeeze it and something would come out. Nothing comes out of it anymore, by the way.

1:01:58 Drew Those are sebaceous cysts.

1:02:00 Adam What is up with that?

1:02:00 Drew That is a sebaceous cyst.

1:02:01 Adam Why did it dry up on me, man?

1:02:04 Drew The cyst probably healed.

1:02:05 Adam I feel like it abandoned me, you know?

1:02:08 Drew I know you're sensitive about those kinds of issues, but.

1:02:09 Adam Yeah, it's a real sense of loss. Sometimes I'll still squeeze it, but nothing.

1:02:13 Caller You grew up, man. Face it.

1:02:15 Adam I know, man.

1:02:16 Caller Puberty's over, man. You shut up.

1:02:19 Adam Shut up. I miss that hole in my back that stuff used to come out of.

1:02:26 Lee?

1:02:27 Caller Huh?

1:02:28 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:02:30 Caller Okay. The doctor told me I had chlamydia, but my boyfriend gave me oral sex, and I was thinking if you can get it.

1:02:38 Adam The doctor told you you had chlamydia?

1:02:40 Drew Yeah. What did they do to treat you?

1:02:42 Caller They gave me some pills.

1:02:44 Drew Some pills or a powder like you mix up?

1:02:46 Caller No, pills.

1:02:47 Drew What was the pills?

1:02:48 Caller I started with a tea.

1:02:50 Drew With a tea?

1:02:51 Caller Yeah.

1:02:53 Caller Tetracy. Yeah.

1:02:56 Drew How long did you take them for?

1:02:57 Caller The time you take them for a week.

1:03:00 Drew Was it tetracycline?

1:03:01 Caller Yeah.

1:03:02 Drew Tetracycline. Good call.

1:03:04 Caller How did you know about that, John?

1:03:06 Caller I don't know. I don't know why I knew that.

1:03:08 Drew That's a peculiar drug for them to use these days. Was it like a county health clinic?

1:03:13 Caller No, it was like the place that I went for reasons to.

1:03:19 Adam It was what?

1:03:20 Caller A place I went for other reasons to.

1:03:22 Caller Are you on a cell phone?

1:03:24 Caller Yeah.

1:03:25 Adam It wasn't a county health clinic?

1:03:27 Caller No.

1:03:28 Adam It was a place you went to for other reasons to?

1:03:30 Caller Yes.

1:03:31 Adam Oh, I see. Like what kind of place?

1:03:37 Caller Do I have to say?

1:03:38 Adam All right. Hold on a second. Oh, my God. I have not said this in almost three days, but we have the world's dumbest callers on this show. Absolutely bar none. And as I've said many a time, with a certain sense of retarded pride, I would pit the stupidity of our callers against any show, national or local. And anybody out there, any wise ass who hosts a radio show, who wants a piece of our stupidity and our callers, wants to match the dumbest callers that you have on your show against ours, I'll take them on every night. We'll whip them hands down. I don't know.

1:04:13 Drew Lee, yes, you can pass chlamydia from the vagina to the mouth. It causes a throat infection. But you're on treatment. The tetracycline should, I would think, make you not contagious within a pretty short period of time, like within three to five days.

1:04:29 Adam All right. Bob?

1:04:31 Yeah.

1:04:31 Adam You're 20?

1:04:32 Caller Yeah. What's up? My girlfriend's pregnant. She was pregnant before we got together. She's about seven months along. And when we become intimate, physically I become aroused. But mentally, I'm just not there. Yeah.

1:04:47 Adam Well, who cares? And I mean, you got an erection, don't you?

1:04:51 Drew Are you freaked out that she's pregnant?

1:04:53 Caller That's why I'm calling. I'm not sure.

1:04:55 Drew Well, I'm asking.

1:04:56 Adam Well, I think we can surmise that.

1:04:59 Drew But he's aroused. He's attracted to her. Is that there's a baby in the room? What is it that's bothering you?

1:05:04 Adam No, but this is someone. It feels like someone else's baby is humping.

1:05:09 Caller Well, she's seven months pregnant. And I'm planning on raising the kid as my own.

1:05:15 Adam Right.

1:05:15 Caller We both have agreed on that. And I'm just worried she's becoming irritable about it because she's starting to notice it. And it's just mentally, I'm not sure if it's just a fear.

1:05:31 Adam All right. Well, let's explore this a little bit, Bob. How old is she?

1:05:36 Caller Seventeen.

1:05:39 Adam And who was the guy who got her pregnant?

1:05:42 Caller Some jackal that took off about two weeks after he found out.

1:05:45 Adam Yeah.

1:05:46 Drew Here's the deal.

1:05:46 Adam I see.

1:05:47 Drew Bob is the consummate rescuer. We've talked about it. We've decided that I'm going to raise this child. And that bad guy is going to abandon this poor woman. I'm going to rescue her. And I'm the good guy.

1:05:57 Adam Well, listen, I don't mind that. I wish more guys had that sense.

1:06:01 Drew I do too.

1:06:02 Adam Except for where's out.

1:06:03 Drew It's not real. Yeah.

1:06:04 Adam All right. Where did you meet her, Bob?

1:06:06 Caller Well, she was introduced to me by a mutual friend.

1:06:11 Adam You weren't just cruising the Lamaze class?

1:06:13 Caller No.

1:06:14 Adam Looking for single chicks?

1:06:15 Caller No.

1:06:15 Adam I see. And it's not a bad place. They're at Lamaze alone. You're going home with them. Believe you and me.

1:06:23 Stroke 9 A little baggage, but.

1:06:24 Adam Yeah. And Bob, what's up with you? You couldn't get yourself a 19-year-old chick who wasn't pregnant?

1:06:32 Caller Well, it wasn't.

1:06:34 Adam I mean, you're not a big hit with the ladies, sorry, Bob.

1:06:38 Caller Not usually, no.

1:06:38 Adam No. I kind of felt that one coming.

1:06:41 Drew But you're the nice guy that tends to get crapped on too, right?

1:06:44 Caller Pretty much.

1:06:44 Drew Yeah. See, this is that whole thing.

1:06:47 Caller It was more when we first met, it was not, I didn't even know she was pregnant when we first met, and it was just a connection. We both hit it off really good.

1:06:58 Caller Yeah.

1:06:59 Adam I understand. Now, not saying that's what you're attracted to her pregnancy, but you were attracted to a younger victim type in her character makeup. You know what I'm saying? Someone who got hooked up with an abandoning a-hole early on.

1:07:17 Drew You can rescue her from that little project.

1:07:20 Caller How long was it before you found out she was pregnant?

1:07:23 Caller About two weeks.

1:07:25 Adam Right. I'm glad I wasn't there. Was that during a date?

1:07:33 Caller Well, we were just sitting at home watching a movie.

1:07:36 Drew On it comes.

1:07:37 Caller Just started talking.

1:07:38 Drew Yeah, I see. Did she have any history with drugs or alcohol?

1:07:43 Caller Extreme.

1:07:44 Adam Oh, Drew. Drew called that one. Yeah. All right. Hey, Bob.

1:07:49 Caller Yeah.

1:07:50 Adam There's a little dynamic at play here.

1:07:52 Drew Yeah. Your mom was alcoholic or addict?

1:07:54 Caller No.

1:07:54 Drew Your dad?

1:07:55 Caller No.

1:07:56 Adam Somebody? Somebody who's an alcoholic and your friend of a neighbor, perhaps? Could happen. You don't know.

1:08:01 Drew Somebody.

1:08:02 Caller Bob's just a nice guy, I think.

1:08:04 Drew Bob was raised as a caretaker.

1:08:06 Adam All right. Hold on. Let's talk about Bob for a second. What about this theory I was alluding to earlier in Bob's call, which is there's a lot of guys, I mean, I hate to be cruel, but I'm just going to be cruel. A lot of guys that they've never had a lot of luck with the ladies, and they're 20 years old. They didn't get many dates in high school, and it's been a couple of years since high school and they haven't had many dates. They would like to be with somebody, but they're having difficulty with the coeds, the 19-year-old sorority girls. So, here comes somebody who's got to make some compromises. I mean, it's like, hey, I'm pregnant, I'm 16 and a half, I'm 17, the guy split on me. I'm looking for a life preserver in a storm here. And all of a sudden, if she was two years older and not pregnant, she probably wouldn't hook up with Bob. But here's Bob, and they both sort of feel something for each other, which is for her, it's like, here's a guy who's willing to sort of take me in, and blah, blah, blah, and for Bob, it's like, hey, she's got a vagina.

1:09:10 Caller They're symbiotic relations.

1:09:12 Drew Yeah, there is that symbiotic quality that he's attracted to her and just going for that kind of...

1:09:16 Adam And isn't there a lot of relationships that are sort of based on...

1:09:19 Drew On objectification, absolutely, but this is all about co-adaptation.

1:09:22 Adam It's not really objectification, it's more just sort of pragmatism. It's like, I cannot get chicks my own age who are dancing at the club. I gotta get a chick who's sort of... It's like, I'm not a cheetah. I can't pick off the male bull. I gotta wait for some yak that has a bad leg to fall behind the pack and I'll pick them off.

1:09:47 Drew But the thing he's using as his quality to pick him off, so to speak, is his co-dependency. I'm gonna be totally there for this poor victim. And she's looking for that. She's looking for that life.

1:09:59 Stroke 9 But I'm worried he's gonna wind up with the kid and she's gonna be done with it.

1:10:03 Drew Well, she's a profound addict and she may be having it under control right now, but I bet she's still using it in the pregnancy. But let's say she's not.

1:10:10 Adam Bob, she's still using?

1:10:12 Caller No.

1:10:13 Drew But this will resurface. I mean, she's an addict.

1:10:16 Caller She's been clean for about two and a half years.

1:10:18 Adam Good. She's gotta stay with the program, though, right, Bob?

1:10:20 Drew In the program or just not using?

1:10:22 Caller Just not, she hasn't used it all.

1:10:24 Drew This will show up again in very short order. An addict, untreated, will always relapse, at least the one that's been well along in her disease, which sounds like she's been.

1:10:33 Adam Okay, so, Bob, I'm gonna lay out a 15-year plan for you, all right?

1:10:38 Caller All right.

1:10:39 Adam Our first 14 years, don't get married.

1:10:41 Drew No.

1:10:41 Caller Okay, we're not.

1:10:42 Adam Just don't get married, don't idealize too much. You go to Alan On, have her get in the program so she doesn't relapse, and then just take it one day at a time, as they say, all right?

1:10:55 Caller All right.

1:10:55 Adam All right, Bob. Don't freak yourself out too much.

1:10:58 Caller All right.

1:10:58 Adam All right.

1:11:00 Caller Imagine.

1:11:01 Caller You could just pretend like she's gaining a lot of weight.

1:11:04 Adam I know, but it's like.

1:11:05 Drew There's way more here that just is being difficult, the pregnancy and all, there's just a ton more there. Yeah, and it's just the little surface symptom.

1:11:12 Adam I, it's one thing to pile on to mama seven months pregnant, and it's another thing to pile on to mama when what's in her was from previous papa.

1:11:24 Caller And she's 17 and she's an alcoholic.

1:11:26 Drew And he's undoubtedly got issues about kids and raising kids and that's not, you know, it's just, it's just all there.

1:11:31 Adam Yeah, I'm with Drew. You switched to the BJs for a couple of months and just chill out, brother. Right, Drew? Right. All right, we're going to take a little break. Stroke 9 is our guest tonight. We're going to hear something else from them when we come back.

1:11:47 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:11:49 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:11:53 Caller We'll be right back.

1:12:23 Adam It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LAVE-191. Greg, John and Luke are all here from Stroke 9. Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD, and I think we'll hear something else off of that.

1:12:36 Drew An iPad anal sex.

1:12:38 Adam Oh, Drew, please, the mic's still hot. Drew, you can remain standing because I think we're going to hear something. Yeah? You cool with that?

1:12:46 Drew Sure.

1:12:46 Adam Now you can go to number two. This one is called Little Black Backpack.

1:15:42 Caller Let's go.

1:16:30 Adam That is off of Nasty Little Thoughts and another good song from Stroke 9. You guys gonna do that tomorrow night?

1:16:37 Caller Maybe, I don't know yet. Sure. Sure, you want us to?

1:16:40 Adam Yeah.

1:16:40 Caller Is that your favorite song?

1:16:42 Adam I'd, yeah, of all time, not just from Stroke 9. Really?

1:16:46 Drew He's always said that.

1:16:47 Adam When you go on tomorrow night, you know, say...

1:16:51 Drew Thank you, Adam Carolla.

1:16:52 Adam Well, just that I'd requested it.

1:16:53 Caller All right.

1:16:55 Adam I don't want too much credit. Again, Kill Born Tomorrow Night, everybody.

1:17:00 Caller And Touring the World.

1:17:02 Adam That's right. Coming to the East Coast soon, right?

1:17:05 Caller Yeah, I think so.

1:17:06 Caller Yeah, we're playing in Pittsburgh with Cypress Hill and Stone Temple Pilots. Wow, it's going to be a trip.

1:17:11 Adam We just had Stone Temple Pilots on here last week. And nice. Have you met those guys?

1:17:17 Caller No. I'm sure they're entertaining them.

1:17:19 Drew No, no, good guys.

1:17:20 Caller Yeah, no.

1:17:21 Adam There really are. You know, I've never been wronger about, or more wrong about a band.

1:17:26 Drew Oh, you didn't think that?

1:17:27 Adam My perception of those guys before I met them was a pack of a-holes.

1:17:31 Drew Oh, no, no, no.

1:17:31 Adam And they're really, really nice guys.

1:17:33 Drew Yeah.

1:17:34 Adam And Cypress Hill, bunch of real nice guys, too.

1:17:38 Caller Wouldn't you be?

1:17:41 Adam I guess I would if I was just baked and rich all the time. Sure, why not? Yeah, but Cypress Hill's been on the show a bunch of times. And yeah, they're real nice. Sierra?

1:17:51 Caller Yeah.

1:17:52 Adam You're 15?

1:17:53 Caller Yeah.

1:17:53 Adam What's up?

1:17:55 Caller Okay, I'm 15 and my sister wanted to get me a vibrator when I turned 16.

1:18:00 Drew Yes, please. How old is your sister?

1:18:01 Caller I know. She's 24.

1:18:03 Drew 24.

1:18:04 Caller And I was just wondering if it would be, me and her both okay with it and I masturbate on a normal basis. And-

1:18:12 Drew The maintenance. I see.

1:18:14 Caller Wondering if it would mess me up mentally for her to get me one. Why? I don't know, just because it's my sister getting me one.

1:18:20 Adam Oh, I see, yeah. Yeah, I remember when my dad got me my first butt plug. It was some apprehension there for I got over it. But you always wonder, you know, did that leave a scar?

1:18:32 Caller Invisible under clothing.

1:18:34 Adam Uh, yeah. Now, is she getting one because she's tired of you borrowing hers or no?

1:18:41 Caller No.

1:18:41 Adam Has she moved out of the house?

1:18:43 Caller No, I live with her.

1:18:44 Drew I'm not sure any more scarring can occur than has already occurred by virtue of the discussion I've had. Yeah. Yeah. It's sort of like the, the, the, the... Yes.

1:18:54 Adam The damage has been done. Get two. Is, uh...

1:18:56 Caller Me and my sister are really close and I'm always really open with her.

1:19:00 Drew Well, so, it's, there it is. You've already had the discussion, now exchange the product.

1:19:04 Adam You say you guys live together.

1:19:06 Caller Yes.

1:19:07 Adam At home or, I mean, do you live together or are you at your parents' place?

1:19:11 Caller No, she, she has her own place and she's kind of like my parental gardening.

1:19:15 Caller Why?

1:19:16 Caller Because my mom is not really in the picture, but I'm going to be moving with my dad next month.

1:19:22 Drew What's up with your mom?

1:19:23 Caller She's kind of-

1:19:24 Adam Died tragically in a vibrator explosion. It's a gift from her mother.

1:19:29 Drew What's up with mom?

1:19:31 Caller She's just dysfunctional, kind of psychotic. She was like never really around when I was little and she, it's just, it's a bad situation.

1:19:40 Adam I see. Yeah, that worries us more than the vibrator. But it does sort of explain the discussion and the relationship you have with your sister.

1:19:49 Caller Yeah, she's kind of been there like she's been my mom.

1:19:52 Drew Try to maintain.

1:19:53 Adam Have you been with a guy?

1:19:54 Caller Yes.

1:19:55 Adam Yeah.

1:19:56 Caller I haven't had sex, but yes.

1:19:58 Adam You've what?

1:19:59 Caller I haven't had sex, but I've been with guys.

1:20:01 Drew That's an interesting interpretation of been with.

1:20:03 Adam I've been with the boys too, but we went go-karting one time. It was great.

1:20:08 Caller Throwing the ball around.

1:20:09 Adam Yeah, playing pepper, that kind of stuff. Well, what have you done with the guy?

1:20:17 Caller I've made out with him or with the guy, my last boyfriend.

1:20:20 Adam You made out?

1:20:21 Drew Oral sex.

1:20:21 Adam Okay.

1:20:23 Caller No, not oral sex, not that far.

1:20:24 Adam Now, do you think the vibrator is going to postpone the eminent sexuality or intercourse, or do you think it will bring it on faster? I'd be interested to know. I mean, I know you have no way of answering that.

1:20:38 Drew Well, maybe she has a sense of it. What's her sense?

1:20:40 Adam Do you have a feeling?

1:20:41 Caller No, I don't think that I'll be going into it faster because I think I can satisfy myself. But I've been doing that for a while.

1:20:47 Adam I see.

1:20:48 Caller Well, I have a question for Drew. I mean, you always hear about women getting vibrators and saying that they can't achieve orgasms easily.

1:20:55 Drew Desensitize it.

1:20:56 Caller Yeah. Is this going to happen to this poor young woman?

1:20:58 Drew It could. I think it's one of her concerns. It could.

1:21:00 Adam It is? Is that one of your concerns, Ciara? Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, because you're going to be on this thing for a year and a half, and then Ernie, the awkward 16-year-old, is going to try his hand at Hump, and you're going to be sorely disappointed.

1:21:18 Caller Because he had that hand buzzer taped to his schlong.

1:21:21 Adam Yeah. It's going to be like going from a mechanical bull to one of those miniature spaceships out front of the supermarket that you feed a quarter into. You know? I mean, can you... Yeah, maybe. Clunk. Yeah, I mean, could you imagine? Remember those things when you were a kid? You'd put a quarter in, you'd sit in, you'd strap in like you're going to be in there, you know, the entire time your mom is in the market, it'd move back and forth once and then stop. Or barely move at all. It's a great racket because it's like, what are you... You're eight. What are you going to do? Write a letter? There's no name on the thing or anything. It's like, what are you going to do? Staying around until the guy comes around to take the change out of it and punch him? You're just screwed. But I don't know. I don't know if I think this is a great idea.

1:22:04 Drew More importantly, with her sister, she needs boundaries. Because she had a mother that didn't teach her boundaries. And she doesn't have good boundaries with her sister. So her instinct that there's something kind of wrong about this is a good one. She needs to have a little sister. And of course, sister comes from the same mom, too. So there's no boundaries there.

1:22:19 Adam Right.

1:22:19 Drew All right.

1:22:20 Adam Hey, let me just talk to you. Sierra, is it between, I mean, you know, like the vibrator for your birthday and like the Hello Kitty Notebook? Or is there something else going on? There's some alternative here?

1:22:34 Caller No.

1:22:35 Adam No. OK. Why don't you tell your sister you're going to pass on the vibrator?

1:22:39 Caller No, but see, I wanted one and she was going to get me one.

1:22:43 Adam I understand. No double-ender.

1:22:44 Caller I'm old enough to go into one and like a shop and get one.

1:22:47 Adam Right. Right. Why don't you wait till Christmas? See if Santa puts it in your stocking.

1:22:53 Caller I think you should go for Awkward Ernie first.

1:22:55 Adam What's that?

1:22:56 Caller Check out Awkward Ernie first and then go for the vibrator after that.

1:23:00 Adam What's Awkward Ernie?

1:23:01 Caller The Ernie, the 16-year-old boy that's going to disappoint.

1:23:03 Adam Oh, right. Awkward Ernie. I was thinking someone says me straight. I forgot I labeled Awkward Ernie. Awkward Burt, you know.

1:23:08 Drew Those guys were very confident.

1:23:10 Caller Yeah.

1:23:11 Adam Jesus, you want to put a puppet up her? That sounds horrible.

1:23:15 Caller You got interested in it.

1:23:17 Adam Yeah. Yours perked right up. Jennifer?

1:23:20 Caller Yeah.

1:23:20 Adam Yeah. See what happens when you smoke pot? You invent Awkward Ernie, someone repeats it 10 seconds later, you don't know what they're talking about. All right, Jennifer, what's up?

1:23:30 Caller Hi.

1:23:32 Caller I have sex a lot and every time I have sex, I just wish there was a lot of people around and a couple of times there has been. I don't know, I like it better.

1:23:40 Caller Where do you live?

1:23:41 Caller In Colorado.

1:23:42 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Wow, it is F'd up at young lady night, isn't it?

1:23:47 Drew Indeed.

1:23:49 Adam You're 15.

1:23:50 Caller Yeah.

1:23:51 Adam How many people, give us a situation where people were around when you had sex.

1:23:56 Caller I stayed the night at my boyfriend's house one night and there was like 10 or 15 guys over and it just happened. I got real drunk one night and it was really exciting and everything.

1:24:06 Adam Were they all in the room?

1:24:08 Caller Yeah.

1:24:09 Adam They weren't hiding like I used to do in the closet, they were actually just standing around out there?

1:24:13 Caller Yeah. Getting to porn.

1:24:15 Adam What a time to be young. And you were sort of performing for them?

1:24:21 Caller Yeah, I have this thing, I want to be like a stripper and get porn started.

1:24:26 Caller One way ticket to Burbank, baby.

1:24:30 Caller I have a girlfriend and everything too.

1:24:32 Adam Okay, hold on, we got to do some gambling. Alright, we got to take a break though. Jennifer?

1:24:36 Caller Yeah.

1:24:37 Adam We're going to go out to the car and get a dollars worth of quarters from my ashtray, alright? We're doing some gambling on your ass, alright?

1:24:44 Caller Okay.

1:24:45 Adam Alright, we should be gambling on you, shouldn't we?

1:24:47 Caller Yeah.

1:24:47 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, hold on a second, alright?

1:24:49 Caller Okay.

1:24:50 Adam Alright, Stroke 9 is here. We're going to get back to the rich tradition of gambling here on Loveline. You guys get your dollars out, we'll do that after this.

1:25:37 Caller What did he say?

1:25:38 Adam All right.

1:25:39 Caller What did you say?

1:25:40 Adam It is Loveline. Nothing bad about you. Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. Stroke 9 is here. Who are we missing?

1:25:47 Caller We're missing Greg. Here he comes.

1:25:50 Adam Greg.

1:25:50 Caller Hi, Greg.

1:25:51 Caller Hello.

1:25:52 Adam All right. Now, when we left off, we're going to do a little gambling.

1:25:57 Drew Last time you guys were on the show, didn't you do it? You did the, what's the character that Billy Bob did? Sling blade character and the Beavis and Butthead? Was that you? No, that wasn't you.

1:26:09 Caller He does a lot of characters.

1:26:10 Adam That was Eve 6. I think in a different band.

1:26:13 Caller Stroke 9, Eve 6.

1:26:15 Caller Beavis is played out, man.

1:26:16 Adam All right. Let's get to the gambling because it's really the bread and butter of the show. Now, Jennifer is the subject of our gambling. Jennifer?

1:26:25 Caller Yeah.

1:26:28 Adam You have a female partner that you have sex with as well, right?

1:26:32 Caller Yeah.

1:26:33 Adam You like to have, you've had sex in front of 15 guys with your boyfriend?

1:26:39 Caller Yeah.

1:26:39 Adam While they were just in the room with the light on?

1:26:42 Caller Yeah.

1:26:43 Adam Yeah. You have aspirations of being a stripper or a porn star one day?

1:26:47 Caller Yeah.

1:26:48 Adam Right? All right. Lofty. That's enough. Luke, you want to start? Now, you understand we're gambling on Jennifer's past. Right. Right. Right. I remember this. Where'd she come from? What kind of environment? And let me just give some helpful gambling tips. There's five of us here.

1:27:05 Drew You have to be real specific.

1:27:06 Adam It has to be specific. And it can go, you know, abuse, alcoholism, whatever. Sometimes a smart bet is nothing because...

1:27:13 Drew Not with Jennifer.

1:27:14 Adam Yeah. But sometimes they don't admit to things.

1:27:17 Drew Yeah. But she's ready to gamble.

1:27:18 Adam You think so? I'm trying to fool Luke. Would you shut up?

1:27:21 Drew Well, I'm going normal.

1:27:22 Adam Okay. Luke, what do you think?

1:27:24 Caller I'm going with Poor Little Rich Girl.

1:27:26 Adam Really? So...

1:27:27 Caller Yeah. Just for the sake of it.

1:27:28 Adam Interesting.

1:27:29 Caller Sounds cool.

1:27:29 Stroke 9 Yeah.

1:27:30 Adam All right. All right. So no wholesale abuse?

1:27:33 Stroke 9 No.

1:27:34 Caller No wholesale abuse.

1:27:35 Drew Just none that she admits to.

1:27:36 Adam Luke, is this your dollar? Sure.

1:27:38 Caller You can take it right now.

1:27:39 Adam Yeah. Let's say bye. You want to say bye to it?

1:27:41 Caller Yeah.

1:27:41 Caller Bye.

1:27:42 Adam Sign art.

1:27:43 Drew There is something to that.

1:27:44 Adam Interesting. Like, yeah, acting out. Parents are professionals. Didn't have time for her. She's going to show them now.

1:27:50 Drew And she will interpret that as everything was fine.

1:27:53 Adam Interesting. Greg?

1:27:55 Stroke 9 How old is she?

1:27:56 Adam 15.

1:27:57 Caller 15 and 15 guys.

1:27:58 Stroke 9 15 and 15 guys. So one a year? One a year. Yeah. I'm going to have to go a little bit with Luke there. Like, maybe one thing happened that gained popularity with the guys, and now she's, like, trying to outdo all the other girls, you know, possibly in her clique. You know, like, trying to be the number one party girl.

1:28:18 Adam Trying to be Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, and to be the head of the sleigh sexually. That's horrible. That's a horrible guess. Never had such a bad guess. No, that's not going to work at all.

1:28:29 Stroke 9 Oh, I'm sorry. She was abused by her milkman.

1:28:32 Adam Milkman?

1:28:33 Stroke 9 Yeah. Well, no, football, local rugby squad, possibly. Those guys are nuts.

1:28:37 Adam All right. What do you think? Seriously? Stepdad? Regular dad?

1:28:41 Drew I let it make his bed.

1:28:42 Stroke 9 No, I mean, honestly, I think...

1:28:43 Drew His bed wasn't normal childhood. She's competing with her peers.

1:28:47 Stroke 9 Yeah, sexually.

1:28:48 Drew Trying to be a power trip.

1:28:49 Adam Fine. Eric, what did he say?

1:28:51 Caller Raped by a headless goat.

1:28:53 Adam Headless goat. Cool shot.

1:28:55 Drew Chewbacama.

1:28:57 Adam No, Eric has it. Come on.

1:28:58 Caller Oh, okay. Father.

1:29:00 Adam Father did what?

1:29:01 Drew Raped.

1:29:02 Adam Father raped. Okay.

1:29:03 Drew Drew? Drug addict parents. Sexually abused by one of the drug addict friends hanging out, lots of people hanging out, doing drugs and things.

1:29:13 Adam Okay.

1:29:14 Drew And regularly abused by somebody.

1:29:16 Adam I'm going to go with dad split early, never knew him, stepdad around, no physical or sexual abuse. There's got to be sexual abuse.

1:29:28 Caller Are you taking odds?

1:29:29 Adam Yeah, no. Let me just go straight back.

1:29:32 Caller What are you, a Swiss?

1:29:33 Adam I'm going to-

1:29:33 Drew So who did it?

1:29:34 Adam The sexual abuse? I'm going to go sexual abuse babysitter. There. Someone who was watching her. She was young. All right. Jennifer?

1:29:47 Caller Yeah.

1:29:48 Adam Okay. What was your childhood like?

1:29:51 Caller Well, my mom ran off with this guy when I was like five. Like there is some like sexual abuse there.

1:29:59 Adam Who was the perpetrator of the sexual abuse?

1:30:02 Caller My mom's like, I guess lover.

1:30:06 Adam Son of a bitch.

1:30:08 Drew Was he some a friend of the family or something?

1:30:09 Caller Not really. My mom met him through work, took off with him and.

1:30:13 Drew How were you exposed to him?

1:30:14 Caller My mom took me when she ran off with him.

1:30:17 Drew Oh, well, he became a sexual abuse.

1:30:19 Adam He says her mom took off with him, but took me too. It's like, yeah, my girlfriend took off to Europe. Yeah. Yeah, Paris is beautiful. Oh, yeah, she took me. It's like, can you take off and take somebody?

1:30:33 Caller Well, she left my dad and everything. I didn't want to go.

1:30:36 Adam You didn't want to go. All right.

1:30:37 Caller I got dragged along.

1:30:38 Adam You got dragged along and you were sexually abused by him.

1:30:42 Caller Yeah. What else? My dad split when I was eight, and ever since last year, I've had this big thing, I've always had to have sex.

1:30:54 Drew All right. But hold on. Let's get back. Where did your dad split from?

1:30:59 Caller He was living with us and he found out my mom cheated, so he cheated and then took off with his woman.

1:31:06 Adam Who took off first?

1:31:08 Caller My mom.

1:31:08 Drew And then she came back?

1:31:09 Caller Yeah.

1:31:10 Drew And while she was away, this guy was sexually abusing you?

1:31:12 Caller Yes.

1:31:13 Drew How old were you at the time?

1:31:14 Caller Five.

1:31:15 Drew How long did that go on for?

1:31:17 Caller For three months.

1:31:18 Drew Three months.

1:31:18 Adam What a wonderful, wonderful individual this must have been.

1:31:21 Drew Was this guy an alcoholic or a drug addict?

1:31:23 Caller I'm not totally for sure. I think he was a drug addict.

1:31:26 Adam Yeah, pretty much had to be.

1:31:27 Drew Okay. And mom, was she a drug addict too?

1:31:30 Caller She does it sometimes, not all the time.

1:31:33 Drew Social addict.

1:31:33 Adam Mom had to be pretty high to let this go on.

1:31:37 Caller Well, she wasn't around. She would go try to find a job. She took me out to California.

1:31:43 Drew We have a sort of rule of thumb. Well, drug addict husband, drug addict mom.

1:31:50 Adam Now, what about your dad? Is he a drug addict, an alcoholic?

1:31:54 Caller He drinks on the weekends and does drugs on the weekends.

1:31:58 Adam The weekend is Wednesday through Monday?

1:32:02 Caller No, like Friday through Sunday.

1:32:03 Adam I see. Let me write that down.

1:32:05 Drew Were there a lot of people hanging out at your house when you were growing up?

1:32:09 Caller Not really, but they're always taking me to parties and everything.

1:32:13 Adam All right. So you were pretty, well, listen, hold on. Having, being sexually abused for a few months when you're five by this lunatic is enough.

1:32:23 Drew Drug addict parents is enough too. But did anybody else get at you in these parties?

1:32:30 Caller Not really, not at all.

1:32:31 Caller She just witnessed things.

1:32:32 Drew Not really? Did you witness stuff at these parties? Did you see other stuff?

1:32:35 Caller Like, I don't know, people, it's not really, I was like kinda young and I just like hung out with all the older people.

1:32:42 Drew Did you see people do it?

1:32:43 Adam Hold on, Drew, it's like, you know, it's like you got a corpse with a hatchet in their head and you're checking the feet to see if there's a, you know, they stepped on something.

1:32:53 Drew But I got the whole picture of it.

1:32:55 Adam The thing's a mess.

1:32:56 Drew It's a trifecta.

1:32:57 Caller Well, you definitely witness stuff if you go to these parties when you're young.

1:32:59 Adam Of course, listen, just hang around with those two chimpanzees you have for parents is bad enough. All right, so Jennifer.

1:33:08 Caller Yeah.

1:33:08 Adam Can you please get yourself some help and please stop acting out?

1:33:13 Drew This is all a response to the awful.

1:33:16 Caller But I'm not trying to. My mom knows I have sex and everything.

1:33:20 Adam Listen, your mom, I would not trust her with a squirrel to raise. I really wouldn't, much less a young lady. Forget about what your mom knows. She's a waste. You got to take care of yourself. And do you want to be a victim your whole life? You want to act out your whole life? You want to just follow blind impulses your whole life? I mean, here's what I'm saying. Your mom's a-hole buddy got hold of you when you were five. Do you want that to be your life now?

1:33:49 Caller No.

1:33:49 Adam All right. So stop making it your life.

1:33:52 Caller Okay.

1:33:53 Adam Okay. Stop acting out.

1:33:55 Caller Okay.

1:33:56 Adam I know you have something that boys want that gives you a feeling of power. And because of what happened to you way back when, it's something it's hard to say no to. And it's going to be temptation. But you can't give in to it anymore.

1:34:09 Drew It's bad for you.

1:34:10 Adam It's very bad for you.

1:34:11 Drew It maintains the trauma of the past.

1:34:14 Adam All right. So you're 15. Yeah. What's done is done. But you have your whole life ahead of you. Actually everyone, even when you're in your 80s, you have your whole life ahead of you. But it's just, you know, it's six months. But it's what's left of your life.

1:34:27 Drew Your whole life.

1:34:27 Adam I don't want to get into technicalities here. But Jennifer, you know the story. Do you want to be that way? I don't want to talk to you when you're 28. As a matter of fact, I'll kill myself if I talk to you when you're 28, because it means I still have this crappy job. Please get yourself some help. You got to get into a group, you know. You're victimized. You're continually being victimized by these guys, these boyfriends, these girlfriends. They're not your friends. They're just more victimizers. Can you find Jesus Christ or something?

1:34:58 Caller If I believed.

1:34:59 Adam Get a guitar.

1:35:00 Caller You can find dot coms, man. Move to Silicon Valley. Start a.com. You'll be a multimillionaire in two years.

1:35:05 Adam Alright. We'll take a break.

1:35:10 Drew With Adam Crowell and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it. The break seemed fast.

1:35:45 Adam All right, yeah, because we're complaining about the 70s. Stroke 9, everybody. You can see it tomorrow night on Killborne. Nasty Little Thoughts is the name of the CD. It's a great CD. Go out and get that CD. I command everyone within the sound of my voice to go out and get that Stroke 9.

1:36:01 Stroke 9 It'll solve all your problems.

1:36:03 Adam Everything will become crystal clear after listening to it.

1:36:06 Caller You guys will lose listeners, man. You'll lose callers.

1:36:08 Adam It's okay. It's a small price to pay. It really is.

1:36:11 Drew To help people, yeah.

1:36:12 Adam We'll pay it. The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, our good buddies, are going to be in here tomorrow night.

1:36:16 Drew Who's in? Do we know?

1:36:18 Adam I think just Dickie will probably be out coming.

1:36:20 Drew So Dickie from The Boss Tones, right?

1:36:21 Adam The Mighty Mighty Boss Tone will be in here. The boss of The Boss Tones will be in here tomorrow night. Until next time, it's Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Man, I'm going to go home and kiss my penis. Well, now.

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