0:54
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
1:02
Voiceover
Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.
1:05
Voiceover
I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.
1:08
Drew
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and Dixon medicine specialist. Tonight, we have Simon Lebon, Nick Rhodes and Warren Cucarillo, all from Duran Duran.
1:25
Old favorites we are.
1:27
Drew
Hot Trash is the name of the new CD. It'll be out on Tuesday. You can also find the guys performing on Leno on Thursday. And I don't think we've had Duran Duran in here for a couple years.
1:40
No, Warren and I came in a couple years ago.
1:45
Drew
Warren is missing his hair now, which I was surprised to see because it's the effect I have on people. You have your hair, don't you?
1:52
Duran Duran
Oh, no, no, I still have it at home.
1:54
Drew
I mean, you don't need to shave your head, do you?
1:57
Duran Duran
Oh, yeah.
1:58
Drew
You do?
1:59
Duran Duran
I need to glue my hair on.
2:00
Adam
No, no, but you're not balding.
2:02
Duran Duran
I'm totally bald.
2:03
Adam
No, but now you are.
2:05
Duran Duran
Right.
2:05
Adam
Or are you not to shave yourself?
2:06
It's a bold, baldy.
2:08
Drew
It's at your own hands, is what I'm saying.
2:11
Duran Duran
No, the hair that I had is under the cupboard in the kitchen.
2:15
Drew
But it wasn't thinning out. It wasn't thinning out.
2:19
But I've been feeding it and you should see it now.
2:21
Oh, yeah.
2:23
Duran Duran
How is the glue-on variety?
2:25
Drew
I'm just saying when white guys shave their head, people think it's because they're going bald. That's all I wanted to point out to you.
2:32
Duran Duran
I've been going bald since 1986.
2:34
Drew
I don't know. I never saw that in Warren, but I'm always so enamored with the rest of his physique.
2:39
I rarely get a chance.
2:40
Drew
I rarely look up when I talk to Warren.
2:42
Adam
He always talks about his pain.
2:44
You should see his legs. They're really bald.
2:46
Drew
Oh yeah.
2:47
Duran Duran
I stopped shaving my legs.
2:48
Drew
Oh no.
2:49
Really? Hey, what?
2:50
Duran Duran
You guys didn't take an e-mails tonight?
2:52
Adam
Yeah.
2:52
Drew
Why?
2:53
Duran Duran
You didn't give out your e-mails.
2:54
Adam
310-854-4455. We never get to see them.
2:57
Drew
Are you talking about e-mails?
3:00
Adam
I can get the e-mail thing up.
3:01
Drew
Drew, get your e-mail. Let's get modern working over there.
3:04
Oh blimey.
3:05
Drew
I saw the whole behind the music, Duran Duran thing yesterday, which I watched and I'll tell you this. Who all is in the band right now? This is it.
3:17
We got the entire core line up here.
3:19
It took us 17 years to get rid of all those tailors.
3:21
This is the writing team. When we go out playing live, we take, where's Wayne Miller? He's a bass player.
3:27
Ella West.
3:28
And Joe Travis. Maybe they're listening because they're in the California.
3:32
Drew
And you guys flew in from England today?
3:35
Oh yeah.
3:37
In fact, it's about, what time? 6 a.m. in the morning?
3:40
I just want to say thank you. Thank you to a couple of people. To all the girls on the airplane. No, but in particular to Parise, who's wonderful, and to the very entertaining tag team of Bryce and Chris.
3:55
Duran Duran
Geez, I shouldn't have went to sleep.
3:57
Yeah, yeah, that was your masseuse, right?
3:59
Drew
Yeah, did you guys fly Virgin Air over?
4:01
Yeah.
4:02
Drew
Oh, they give you a rub down?
4:03
They do.
4:06
Drew
You know, I got one of those shiatsu massages today, Drew. You'll be surprised to hear.
4:12
I am surprised.
4:12
Yeah.
4:13
Drew
I know because it's gay pride day as well. It's not normal.
4:15
Is it?
4:16
Drew
Yes, it is, because I found that out when I was trying to drive out of the place in Santa Monica Boulevard was all roped off. But I got the shiatsu massage, which is something I'd never had before. It's like the rough massage.
4:28
Well, it's pressure, it's not a stroke.
4:31
Drew
No, it's for the guy who has a sore back and low self-esteem and needs a good beating. But the thing I was excited about, and I know you guys will quietly agree with me on this, it was an Asian guy doing it. And I thought I like it first off when the guy's nationality matches up with the technique that he's about to impart. You know what I mean? Like I want the judo instructor to be an Asian guy. I don't want a big Jewish guy as a judo instructor. He may be good, but it doesn't match up well for me.
5:01
Duran Duran
I had a Jewish sitar teacher, and that was kind of strange.
5:03
Drew
Yeah, so you'd want an Indian guy.
5:05
Duran Duran
Exactly.
5:06
Drew
But it all worked out for him.
5:07
Adam
You would trust that it could be the real thing.
5:09
Drew
Yeah, it's authentic when a guy can barely speak English and he's just off the boat, he's giving you the shiatsu massage.
5:16
So what would an Indian Jewish guy be like a massage?
5:19
Drew
He'd probably just beat you with a chauffeur or a sitar.
5:23
What about when you go to an Indian restaurant and the wait is Swedish?
5:27
Drew
Yeah, see, it doesn't work.
5:29
Right, if you wanted a massage after the meal.
5:30
But you know, there's a lot of trouble about this, about people being employed and not employed on the basis of race.
5:39
Drew
Yeah.
5:39
And a lot of Swedish waiters who want to work in Indian restaurants are pretty angry, I have to tell you.
5:44
Drew
No, in its high time someone took a stand and... You guys ought to do some sort of live aid where you raise money for Swedish waitresses who want to work at Indian joints. That's smart. Yeah.
5:55
Or in the Indian way does the one of the Swedish masseuses, right?
5:58
Duran Duran
Anything. Any kind of cause.
5:59
Drew
The money will go in many different directions. All right. We will go to the phones. Duran Duran is here tonight. Drew is the electronic part of this booted up the email.
6:10
It will keep them cool out for a while.
6:11
Adam
I'm going to actually set up a chat room.
6:13
Jay? Jay?
6:18
Adam
Caller who goes by Jay, 15. Jay? Is he sleeping?
6:21
No Jay. Wait a minute.
6:22
Adam
He's going to hold 32 minutes.
6:23
It was OJ.
6:24
There's no Jay.
6:25
OJ.
6:26
Drew
Jay?
6:27
No.
6:27
Drew
All right.
6:28
That's OJ.
6:29
Drew
Jeremy?
6:29
Duran Duran
He's been on hold 32 minutes. That's quite a while.
6:31
Drew
Wow.
6:32
Yeah, yeah. He's just covering the time between the...
6:35
Jay, wake up. Come to the phone.
6:37
Adam
Jeremy.
6:38
Drew
We'll go to Jeremy. Jeremy, you're 22. What's up?
6:41
Caller
Adam, love you. You're the best.
6:43
Drew
Oh, thank you.
6:44
Caller
Dr. Drew, do you have a question?
6:45
Caller
Yeah.
6:46
Caller
How do you know if you have testicular cancer?
6:49
Adam
Well, you don't. Ever since Tom Green's thing, everybody now is aware that testicular cancer is an important and increasingly important and common condition. You should learn how to check your testes. You basically squeeze it like you squeeze a plumb, and run your fingers across it. If you feel anything hard or irregular, or anything that's swollen or out of the ordinary, just go to your doctor and check it back.
7:13
Drew
On the test itself?
7:15
Caller
Yeah, because my right one feels normal, but my left one, like up here at the top, I don't know if there's a tube connecting to it.
7:21
Adam
There is a tube there, but sometimes it's thickened in some people and it feels a little more prominent. The epididymis, which kind of sits on top, sometimes can be swollen or inflamed, or feel different than the other side.
7:30
Duran Duran
Let's refer to the chalk.
7:32
Adam
Silver filled heart up on the pop tent. Give me the thing.
7:34
Drew
Drew, how about my technique of resting my scrotum on a flashlight in a pup tent, and having it illuminated?
7:40
Adam
The Corolla Method.
7:41
Drew
Yeah. Yeah, let's see this.
7:43
Adam
That's not for everybody.
7:44
Drew
Not for the faint of heart. All right, Drew's looking up the scrotum. We're going to move on. Jeremy?
7:50
Adam
Yes.
7:51
Drew
Go to the doctor if you think you have a problem.
7:52
Adam
Yeah, absolutely. But cancer is usually like a rock, like a pebble sitting there.
7:56
Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like.
7:57
Adam
Well, then you gotta check that. Yeah, check that.
7:59
Drew
Is it attached to the testy?
8:01
The rock? Here we go.
8:04
Adam
This is what he may be feeling the tube coming down here, right?
8:07
Drew
Right.
8:07
Adam
But he also feels like a rock, so that shouldn't feel like a rock, it should feel more like worms.
8:11
Drew
Is that rock the cancerous rock that's stuck and is growing on your test tube?
8:15
Adam
Yes.
8:16
Drew
All right, I'm gonna have to check that out.
8:19
Duran Duran
What age group does that usually have there?
8:21
Adam
Young males.
8:21
Really?
8:23
Drew
Dan?
8:23
Adam
Yeah?
8:24
Drew
You're 16, turn down your radio.
8:26
Caller
Sorry, sorry, yeah, hello?
8:29
Yeah.
8:30
Caller
My question? Yes.
8:34
Caller
Is it good to wait until you have sex? I mean, what age group?
8:39
Caller
I don't know.
8:41
Caller
Because I never had before. All my friends have it. They did it.
8:47
Duran Duran
Do your friends kind of make you feel bad because you didn't have it?
8:50
Caller
Yeah, and they're so young, too.
8:52
Adam
I bet you half of the ones that say they have it haven't, for one thing.
8:55
Duran Duran
What do you say? Do you say you didn't have it? Do you lie to them?
8:59
You do?
9:01
Caller
Just to make me feel bad.
9:03
Duran Duran
Do you have a girlfriend?
9:04
Caller
No.
9:04
Adam
You wonder how many of them are lying to? Really? Probably at least half.
9:07
Drew
Oh, why do we have to make Dan feel that much better? Who cares?
9:11
Adam
Well, the point is he shouldn't feel pressured. Come on.
9:14
Absolutely.
9:15
Drew
You're 16. It'll come when it comes.
9:17
Caller
Yeah, but it's like...
9:18
Drew
It'll be fine.
9:19
Caller
I don't know if they like pressure me so much that I get so angry that I'm like...
9:23
Adam
Look, don't do anything... It's supposed to be something that grows out of a normal relationship. It's supposed to be something you enjoy and you're ready to do. Otherwise, why do it?
9:31
Duran Duran
Are you a good-looking kid?
9:33
Adam
I guess.
9:34
Caller
I don't know. I don't know.
9:35
Duran Duran
Get yourself a girlfriend. Find somebody you really like to spend time with and, you know, something will happen. That's my problem. That's a problem?
9:43
Caller
Like, no one really likes me down here or up here or whatever in Illinois.
9:47
Duran Duran
Move.
9:48
Caller
Nah, I already did that before.
9:51
Drew
Hey, Dan?
9:52
Caller
Yeah?
9:52
Drew
You spend a lot of time masturbating?
9:55
Caller
No.
9:56
Drew
You on the Internet a lot?
9:58
Caller
No, I don't even have a computer.
10:00
Drew
Okay, you gotta go outside and meet people. You know what I'm saying? Do what Warren did. You learn to play the guitar, you shave your body, you get tan, you start working out. Okay?
10:11
Caller
There's some scary consequences to that, but I mean, yeah.
10:14
Drew
But overall, I'd say it's worked out, right? Yeah. Hey, Dan?
10:20
Duran Duran
Who's your best friend, Dan?
10:22
Caller
I have a best friend, but he's like really like, like drugged up right now.
10:28
Duran Duran
Oh, that's not a good friend to have.
10:30
Caller
Like we've been friends since kindergarten, you know? And like, like he changed, like totally different, you know? Like he's doing drugs, you know? But he's like the only friend that I like feel really close to, you know?
10:42
Duran Duran
What kind of relationship do you have with your parents?
10:45
Caller
Mm, normal, but like really close.
10:48
Duran Duran
So you should talk to them.
10:49
Adam
That's not normal, by the way.
10:51
Drew
That's what I like them at 16. Hey, Dan, listen, whatever it is you like to do, start doing it if it doesn't have to do with whacking off of the computer. All right? And just go out and, I mean, if you're doing, if you're kind of chasing your muse in life, people get turned on by that and they find you.
11:09
Adam
Well, you develop esteem from that too.
11:10
Drew
Yeah. Whether it's starting a band or whatever it is, riding your bike, whatever the hell it is, being sports.
11:16
Adam
Women don't like desperation.
11:18
Drew
No, no. You know, I did a 15 year experiment with that. Didn't work out as it turns out. You're right. I wish I had known you earlier, Drew. Jay?
11:27
Caller
Yes.
11:27
Drew
All right. You're up now?
11:29
Caller
Yeah.
11:29
Drew
You're 14. What's up?
11:30
Adam
Were you asleep?
11:31
Caller
No. I didn't know you guys were talking to me. I'm sorry.
11:34
Drew
All right, Jay.
11:36
Caller
I was with my friend and my, I was in my best friend's house and my friend was downstairs at a party and I took my friend upstairs and I gave him oral sex and I forgot to ask him if he had some kind of disease or something and I swallowed his semen and now I'm kind of worried. And I asked, like, do you have my best friend?
11:51
Drew
Yeah.
11:52
Caller
I asked do you have my best friend? Like, I asked her, can you get it from, like, so she said, no. I asked my friend Emma and they said, yeah. And I don't know what to-
12:03
Adam
You definitely can get it from oral sex. That now has finally been proven.
12:06
Caller
But can I, I can't do anything about it. Besides, can check, I mean, like, you know, how you have the morning after pill?
12:14
Adam
No, there's nothing like that for HIV. You can certainly find out from him whether or not you have something.
12:18
Drew
Well, why do you think this guy is HIV?
12:20
Caller
Because he's like, he does like drugs and stuff.
12:23
Adam
IV drugs?
12:24
Caller
Huh?
12:25
Adam
Intravenous drugs?
12:26
Caller
No, just like marijuana and stuff.
12:27
Adam
Intravenous drugs are what put you at risk for HIV, okay?
12:31
Caller
Okay.
12:32
Drew
Hey, Jay?
12:33
Caller
Yes?
12:33
Drew
Are you gay?
12:34
Caller
Yes.
12:34
Drew
Okay. Slow down a little. You're 14, right?
12:37
Adam
Yeah.
12:38
Caller
That's not the first time I've done it, though.
12:39
Adam
Yeah.
12:40
Duran Duran
Just make sure you use condoms, whatever you're gonna do.
12:42
Caller
No, because he asked me did I want to do it. I haven't done it yet. And he asked me did I want to? And I said, no, I'm not ready to. He said, yes, I could respect that.
12:49
Drew
All right. Now give me a BJ.
12:51
Caller
Who banged you?
12:52
Drew
Oh my God.
12:53
Adam
Do you want to bet on it?
12:54
Drew
No, but I'll tell you, chivalry is not dead. Hey, can I cornhole you? No.
12:59
Adam
All right.
13:00
Drew
I can respect that. Sir Walter Raleigh. How about a nice BJ while I watch TV? Oh, man. 14. Just everybody slow down. There'll be plenty of time.
13:10
Adam
But can you imagine what his upbringing was like?
13:13
Drew
I'm sure it wasn't great. Drew, you want to focus on the screen there and pick another call. Danny?
13:19
Caller
Yeah.
13:20
Drew
You're 13. You're on with Duran Duran.
13:22
Caller
Oh, all right.
13:22
Caller
Hey, what's up?
13:23
Duran Duran
Everything's doing all right.
13:25
Caller
Yeah.
13:25
Caller
All right. My question is, I was wondering if it was normal for teens to masturbate like four to five times a day?
13:30
Drew
Yeah. It seems a little light. Did you hurt your hand?
13:35
Caller
No, not yet.
13:36
Drew
Wow. Yeah. You should be concerned, Danny. I like to see you up in the eight and nine range. When did you get started?
13:44
Caller
I haven't been doing it for very long, maybe like half a year ago.
13:46
Drew
I see. Have you honed your technique?
13:50
Caller
Pretty much.
13:51
Okay, good.
13:52
Duran Duran
Good.
13:53
Drew
Sticking with it. Good.
13:53
Duran Duran
There is cream in the hole that works, right?
13:55
Caller
Yeah.
13:56
Drew
All right. You're four or five times. Yeah.
13:59
Adam
Are you hurting yourself?
14:00
Caller
No, it doesn't hurt.
14:01
Adam
Are you spending money doing this?
14:02
Drew
His mom dies a little each time he does it, but he's not hurting himself.
14:05
Adam
Is there any addiction in your family?
14:07
Caller
No, my family is perfectly normal.
14:09
Adam
Were you sexually abused at any time?
14:11
Caller
Nope.
14:12
Drew
Good.
14:12
Caller
Yeah.
14:13
Drew
Good times.
14:14
Caller
I was very fortunate.
14:15
Drew
Cheers, as Duran Duran would say. All right, Danny.
14:19
Caller
Hey, will you play the Taboo 2 theme song, Adam?
14:21
Drew
Really?
14:22
Caller
Yeah, I love that song.
14:23
Drew
Well, maybe we'll hear just a snippet of it. I'm playing. Well, this is a theme. You guys may want to cover this song. It's from a Taboo 2, probably 1978, 79, classic porn. And this is one of the lovely ballads from the movie. Yes, he does. These are real lyrics, fellas. He knows how to please in every detail.
14:49
Caller
You've seen the movie, right? I'm the sequel.
14:51
Caller
Oh, yeah.
14:53
Drew
He can do more than you'd ever imagine. And do it with style. He does it with me. Oh, yes, he does. I don't think you guys should cover it straight. I think you ought to, you know, put your Duran Duran serve to the German accent.
15:11
Duran Duran
We can put some little doot doot doos in there.
15:13
Drew
Yeah, and maybe maybe pace it up a little bit.
15:16
Caller
The thing over there that says, I'm a bitch, what's that?
15:19
Drew
Oh, it's what you call a cart that we'll never hear.
15:22
Caller
You got some good titles over there, huh?
15:24
Drew
Thank you, Anderson. Yeah.
15:27
Duran Duran
There.
15:28
Caller
Oh, okay.
15:29
Drew
Bob?
15:30
Caller
Yeah.
15:31
Drew
What's going on? You're 16. Oh, 19, sorry.
15:34
Caller
Yeah.
15:35
Caller
All right, when it comes time to talk to your girlfriend about who you've been with, how do you break to them that you've messed around with a hooker?
15:43
Duran Duran
Who you've been with before you met your girlfriend? So you're telling her or what?
15:47
Caller
Yeah, just giving them the history, you know?
15:48
Duran Duran
Ah.
15:49
Caller
Tell them you were hanging out with Hugh Grant a while back and just came across something on Hollywood and Sunset and Vine.
15:56
Drew
Listen, I would lie about that. I really would. Yeah, absolutely.
16:00
Caller
But isn't that kind of like a big, big dishonesty?
16:02
Drew
I mean, that's... No, no.
16:04
Duran Duran
Who's your girlfriend?
16:05
Adam
Why are you getting into details about your previous romantic life? Isn't that best?
16:09
Caller
Let that be.
16:11
Drew
Yeah, but don't you always do that at 19? Did you guys? Hold on a second.
16:15
Adam
A torture, though. Can't you help them by avoiding that?
16:17
Drew
I told them to lie. I don't know what else I could do. Don't injure into that.
16:20
Caller
Don't you lie about hookers?
16:22
Drew
Don't you? Did I?
16:23
Duran Duran
Yeah.
16:24
Drew
You know what? I've never been with a hooker.
16:25
Duran Duran
See? See?
16:26
Drew
See?
16:27
Caller
He's lying.
16:28
He's lying.
16:28
Caller
He's definitely lying.
16:30
Drew
See?
16:30
Caller
That's a damn lie.
16:31
Drew
You know it. That's how you do it, though. You see? No, here's the reality. Guys ask girls questions when they're 19 that they don't want the answer to. Girls ask guys questions that they don't want the answer to. And the answer that she wants is, I've never been with a prostitute. You give her that answer, she will be happy. You do not give her that answer, it will haunt you. Because why does she want the information in the first place? If you really think about it, if not to push it back in your face at some point, it's the same with guys. I think women ought to do the same thing.
17:02
Caller
Let's hope she doesn't have a voice recognition system, or that's really done in her.
17:06
Adam
How about just not launching in to those discussions?
17:07
Drew
Yeah, but you can't... That's sort of an admittance of guilt. Have you ever been with a hooker? Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
17:14
Adam
By the way, he wasn't even asked. He thinks he has to get all this out.
17:17
Drew
No.
17:18
Caller
Well, have you ever been with a hooker? Where's he gone? I'll find him.
17:22
Drew
Bob? Yeah. Obviously he has. You've been with a hooker, right? Yeah, a little bit.
17:27
Adam
But there's a little bit.
17:29
Duran Duran
Maybe they share this information these days because of the whole AIDS thing, so they want to know who you've been with and trying to trace it back. Maybe that's why people are very concerned, right?
17:37
Adam
Is that the case?
17:39
Drew
No.
17:40
No.
17:42
Duran Duran
Well, Bob, just like Adam said, just lie.
17:44
Caller
Were you just kind of wondering whether to boast about it or not?
17:49
Drew
Um, yeah. That's more like it. All right, Bob, I'm cutting to the loose. Just lie. Listen, there's a lot of questions you ask when you're 19, and when you get a little bit older, you don't ask them anymore because you don't want to know the answer. You've learned your lesson, and it's more mystery, less history. That is my new motto. I wish I had known earlier. John?
18:13
Caller
Yes.
18:13
Drew
You're 27.
18:14
Caller
Yes, sir.
18:15
Drew
What's up?
18:16
Caller
My question is actually regarding my job. I've been a police officer for about two years. And prior to me being an employee of the police officer, I was engaged. My fiance left me because she didn't want to live the lifestyle of a wife married to a cop. And ever since then, I've had a number of relationships. But I'm having a very difficult time being intimate with anybody. As far as opening up, feeling like a connection. I meet very, very nice people. But I'm kind of, I'm really hard now. I'm not sure if that's the job or maybe just the experience.
18:53
Drew
Are you on patrol now?
18:55
Caller
Yes, I am. Not in the car at the very moment. I'm off. I'm on the way home.
18:59
Drew
I see. Where are you calling from?
19:01
Caller
San Francisco.
19:02
Drew
Oh, yeah.
19:04
Caller
But you're basically a very honest person, right?
19:08
Caller
Absolutely.
19:09
Caller
Yeah, I guess that goes with the job, yeah?
19:12
Caller
With most, yes.
19:13
Caller
Yeah, okay.
19:14
Caller
Do you think that this, you know, your difficulty in kind of opening up, as you put it, has anything to do with the job that you do?
19:22
Caller
I'm sorry, the very last part of the show.
19:24
Caller
Do you feel that this, you know, your difficulty in opening up, is there anything to do with the job that you're doing?
19:30
Caller
Well, that's kind of what I'm curious about, because both of these events have happened within the two-year time frame. I'm not sure if maybe I'm just bitter in that you're hitting over someone that was very close to, or that I've become kind of a harder personality, don't like to show my feelings, because you can't let people see weakness when you're out on the street. I'm not sure. I mean, you get close to those that you work with, but anybody outside that realm, I'm having a very difficult time relating to anymore.
19:57
Drew
All right, hold on a second, John, because the connection is bad. He can still hear us. I could see that. I mean, cops have like the highest rate of suicide and alcoholism. I could definitely understand it. And then I think what happens is they bond together and the world becomes sort of the enemy or the criminals or whatever you want to call them. But there's a certain amount of chicks who like cops.
20:18
Duran Duran
Well, there's that book, Chicks That Did Cops.
20:20
Drew
Really?
20:21
Duran Duran
Yeah. Was it a movie? It might have been a movie.
20:23
Drew
The point is...
20:24
Caller
Have you seen LA. Confidential, Ryan?
20:26
Drew
There's a certain amount who aren't going to date one, and there's a certain amount who would do it just because he was a cop.
20:31
Duran Duran
Or just meet another woman cop. That's why they've got these girls in the patrol cars.
20:36
Caller
Well, people are like uniforms, right?
20:38
Drew
Yeah. All right. But don't wear that anger on your sleeve.
20:42
Adam
He is so closed off to all feeling that it is very difficult for other people to get in and reach him. And they sense the anger and the frustration and stuff. It pushes people away.
20:52
Caller
Well, it's hard being completely moral all the time, isn't it?
20:55
Duran Duran
But he was feeling that because of this last relationship, wasn't he?
20:59
Caller
Is it hard being completely moral all the time?
21:01
Adam
Very difficult. But the problem is though he is being trained not to feel and is getting angry.
21:08
Duran Duran
Right.
21:08
Caller
Yeah, but relationships are a little different than, I don't know, judgment on criminal actions now.
21:14
Adam
No, no, no. If he is involved in violent interaction with humans every day and closed off to any feeling, it's difficult then just to open up.
21:22
Duran Duran
Is he still on the line?
21:23
Adam
No.
21:23
Duran Duran
Is he still on the line? Let me talk to him for a sec.
21:26
Caller
John? John?
21:29
Caller
Yes, hello?
21:30
Duran Duran
John, do you know who Ronnie Coleman is?
21:32
Caller
Oh, absolutely. He's a great bodybuilder. I work out with weights in a lot of his programs.
21:37
Duran Duran
Well, Ronnie Coleman is a cop, right?
21:39
Caller
Yes, he is.
21:39
Duran Duran
Works from 3 to 11.
21:41
Caller
Yes, he is.
21:41
Duran Duran
He's married. He's got like 3 kids or something. A religious man as well.
21:46
Caller
Right.
21:47
Duran Duran
And he's the Mr. Olympia.
21:49
Caller
Absolutely.
21:49
Duran Duran
So he's doing it all.
21:51
Drew
Well, that's going to be huge.
21:52
Caller
I think one of the things that, I mean, in any profession, you tend to like, sort of relate to people who are doing the same thing as you. But in something as intense as this, I think it's important to have some kind of a release, you know, and not be doing it 24 hours a day, every day.
22:09
Caller
Right.
22:09
Drew
So he should do it.
22:10
Caller
And be thinking it as well. You need to have some kind of time off.
22:14
Drew
Yeah. So find a felon or a school teacher or somebody who doesn't do what you do. All right. And keep working out.
22:23
Duran Duran
Yep. Keep hitting the weights. You need somebody at the gym.
22:26
Drew
All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here. We'll hear something off the new CD, which will be out on Tuesday. When we come back, we'll also speak to Sean, wants to know if there's a natural way to lengthen his penis. I'll be interested in finding out the answer to that.
22:39
Caller
CK and beans.
22:41
Drew
Really?
22:41
Caller
Human beans.
22:42
Drew
After this.
23:13
Caller
It's Loveline.
23:17
Drew
Okay, it's Loveline, everybody. Settle. Settle, Duran Duran's our guest. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band.
23:25
Caller
We're all fighting about who doesn't have to do the typing.
23:28
Caller
Well, it can't be me. I'm hopeless at typing.
23:31
Caller
I don't have a type.
23:32
Adam
What I've done, I've set Duran Duran up in a message board at drdrew.com. The message board is the music message board. They're all three staring at her right now. If you want to send messages or ask questions, go into the message board, put it up there, and they will hopefully click on your message and answer.
23:48
Duran Duran
Probably just going to answer it over the air.
23:50
Adam
Oh, they can answer over the air. That's a better way to do it.
23:53
Caller
But I'm wondering why fish is spelt with a P-H.
23:57
Caller
Let's see if you've got to do the best you can do.
23:58
Caller
All right, all right.
23:59
Adam
Pop Trash is the music message board at drdrew.com.
24:04
Drew
Pop Trash is the name of the CD. It'll be out on Tuesday. You can see the boys on Leno on Thursday. We'll hear something off of Pop Trash right after this call. Sean?
24:14
Yeah.
24:14
Drew
So you're 17. You want to know if there's a good way to lengthen the penis.
24:19
Caller
You said natural, like hanging bricks off and things like that.
24:23
Yeah.
24:23
Caller
First of all, I'd just like to say Adam, I love the Man Show, Faithful Watcher.
24:28
Drew
Why, thank you.
24:29
Caller
Yeah.
24:30
Jimmy Kimmel was really cool.
24:33
Adam
You're gay.
24:37
And I love the episode that you were on.
24:39
Adam
Well, thanks, Sean.
24:41
Drew
Thank you, Sean.
24:41
Adam
What's going on?
24:42
Drew
New season, Sunday, June 18th.
24:44
Adam
You guys did not invite me back, by the way. Oh, yeah, I guess we did.
24:46
Caller
I'm watching that one.
24:48
Caller
Duran Duran, great group.
24:49
Adam
That one thing I was calling out, Jim. All right.
24:51
Caller
What country produce Spice Girls?
24:55
Adam
Sean, did you have a specific question?
24:57
Caller
Yeah.
24:57
Caller
Go ahead.
24:58
Caller
Yeah.
24:59
Caller
How did you I mean, is there a natural way to enlarge your penis?
25:03
Duran Duran
Did you ever have an erection?
25:05
Caller
All the time.
25:06
Caller
I'm 17, man.
25:07
Drew
There you go. That's it. It's temporary, but it's very effective. It'll grow to sometimes two to three times the normal size. No, there's no answer to that, Sean. Oh, really? No, not that we're aware of. Even surgery and those fat injections and all that stuff that was going about about five years ago seems to have died off.
25:27
Duran Duran
Human growth hormone, maybe?
25:31
Drew
Doesn't that shrink your penis, Drew? I mean, doesn't steroids?
25:35
Duran Duran
No, no, human growth hormone.
25:37
Adam
It's actually great. Well, it creates some soft tissue growth, doesn't it? So it might get a little bit.
25:41
Drew
What's the difference between...
25:41
Duran Duran
But it's usually in older men, they find that the genitals are a little bit large.
25:45
Drew
Isn't that a form of steroid?
25:47
Duran Duran
No.
25:47
Drew
No, it isn't.
25:48
Caller
What is it? Did you say it gets bigger as you get older?
25:51
Adam
No, it gets smaller. One of the reasons it gets smaller is the tissue factors tend to cause depletion. We were talking about this.
25:56
Drew
Yeah, we've decided the prime penis size is between like 35 and 45. It's on the way down and then it begins to retract like landing gear of an airplane at a certain point.
26:08
Adam
Gravity takes its toll at first and then the lack of growth factors, it causes atrophy over time.
26:15
Drew
Yeah, I mean, you ever see an old guy at the gym?
26:18
Duran Duran
Yeah.
26:18
Drew
He's never hanging too good, is he?
26:19
Duran Duran
I never looked there, though.
26:21
Drew
No, it just looks like a nose sticking out of... It's like Santa's nose in a gray beard. I said it's like a pit helmet when a guy falls in a quicksand. There's nothing but the head of the penis sticking out of the gray part.
26:33
Duran Duran
I've seen that.
26:33
Drew
You really have to look more closely when you go to the gym at the older gents' genitalia.
26:38
Duran Duran
You seem to be spending more time in the shower than the gym, though.
26:40
Drew
Well, I'm not actually in the shower, but I stand outside checking out the lads as they come out of the shower, and especially keeping an eye out for the older folks. And the penis definitely shrinks when you're older. That we've figured out. I'd like to create some sort of harness or something so that mine will not retract that way.
26:58
Adam
Keep it pulled out?
26:59
Drew
Yeah. Some sort of brace, something I could strap on at night as it starts to work its way back in. You know what I mean?
27:06
Adam
You don't have to believe everything comes out of his mouth. He's not necessarily actually devising.
27:10
Drew
But that would work, wouldn't it?
27:12
Adam
No, because it actually probably is more of a... It's not a mechanical issue. It's more of an issue of dropping testosterone levels, growth hormone levels, these sorts of things.
27:21
Duran Duran
And that's what we're all fighting.
27:22
Caller
Do you know what? Cold baths are good.
27:24
Drew
Oh yeah, they make it big?
27:26
Duran Duran
They make it very small.
27:27
Caller
Cold baths, for some reason, they raise all your hormone levels. It works on your pituitary gland. Is it pituitary gland or is it your... What's the one up there?
27:37
Pituitary.
27:38
Caller
That one, yeah. I've heard that quite a bit.
27:42
Drew
All right.
27:43
Caller
The cold bath therapy is good for my...
27:44
Caller
It's time on the internet, I think.
27:46
Drew
All right, let's hear something from Duran Duran off of the Pop Trash CD. This again will be out on Tuesday and this is called Playing With Uranium. That would be Playing With Uranium, off of the new CD, Pop Trash, from Duran Duran. Another good Duran Duran song, 20 years, 21 years. We're going now, yes?
31:48
Caller
We're playing the car park this week, aren't we?
31:50
Caller
Yeah. I don't know, it's what you get reduced to after 20 years, isn't it? Playing in car parks.
31:55
Drew
You're doing like a custom van show or something like that?
31:57
Adam
No, I think we're doing something.
31:58
Caller
The Beverly Connection on-
32:00
Caller
Warehouse Records.
32:01
Caller
It's a Tuesday.
32:02
Drew
When the CD comes out?
32:04
Caller
Certainly.
32:06
Drew
Well, I'll find out some information about that. If we can give people a heads up, we'll do it. And you know anything? Beverly Connection on Tuesday at the warehouse. You can see Duran Duran.
32:18
Caller
In the car park.
32:21
Drew
That's where they'll be for their release of the new CD and also Leno on Thursday.
32:26
Duran Duran
In the car park.
32:27
Drew
In the car park.
32:29
Caller
Robert, in the car, in the car.
32:30
Caller
Yeah.
32:30
Drew
You're 16. What's up?
32:32
Caller
I have a good friend. I've been friends with her for several years now. And she smokes weed pretty much daily. I'm pretty sure she hits acid daily. And I fear that she's probably getting into more serious drugs such as ecstasy, stuff like this. And I want to know, how could I go about getting help for her? Because I mean, I'm just worried about her health and basically all, you know, everything that goes along with taking drugs. I've tried to explain to her, you know, what acid does. Correct me if I'm wrong, Drew, but I think it opens a hemorrhage in your brain to drip blood down your spine. That's what causes you to hallucinate.
33:08
Drew
I may be wrong.
33:09
Duran Duran
Would a priest tell you that?
33:11
Adam
If that's how it works and if that's what it did do, it would actually be far less damage than what it happens.
33:15
Drew
Oh, it wouldn't be far less damaging if your brain was hemorrhaging. It's your spinal column.
33:20
Caller
Oh, brain leak.
33:21
Adam
No, if you had a small amount of blood in the...
33:24
Drew
Oh, shut up. It wouldn't be worse. That's a Drew's Pat doctor answer. It wouldn't be... if your head actually exploded, it would not be as bad as what it actually does.
33:34
Adam
If your head actually exploded, it would be worse.
33:35
Drew
Robert, do you like this girl?
33:37
Caller
Like her in what way? I like her the best.
33:39
Adam
Like life.
33:40
Caller
I wouldn't date her. She has... another thing I forgot to mention. She has sex like... I'm not kidding. I've asked her and she's... we're both very... we have more confidence in each other and we talk a lot except I'm not into drugs. Like I'm a straight arrow and she's like...
33:56
Drew
Alright. What's in it for you?
33:59
Caller
Well, I mean, I'm worried about her because she's a friend. We've been friends for several years. When I met her, she wasn't into drugs.
34:04
Drew
I understand that. And here's what you got to do as a friend. You got... and he's 16. He's getting a little crossroads here. It's weird. There's a certain point when you realize just because you've known people for a few years or you live near them or they sit behind you in class doesn't mean you have to be friends for life, especially if they're doing something that sort of doesn't bode with your ideals. Tell her you're worried about her. You try to get her some help. But if she won't accept it, you can't go down with her.
34:30
Adam
This has nothing to do with ideals. This is watching somebody self-destruct.
34:33
Drew
Yeah, but there's, you know, all he can do is try to lead her to it. And then if he can't, if she won't take it, that's it.
34:40
Adam
Maybe alert some people who could get her to help.
34:42
Drew
All right.
34:42
Caller
Exactly. Do her parents know what kind of state she's in?
34:47
Drew
Robert?
34:48
Caller
Her parents are addicts, but they're a different kind of addict than you would think. They're addicted to gambling, so they've never been around. This is what she tells me, and she doesn't seem to have a problem with it, but I know it hurts her.
34:59
Caller
Of course.
34:59
Caller
Ever since I've known her, I've asked her, you know, where are your parents? During the day, they work, and almost every night, they're going off to the riverboat casinos. Right.
35:09
Caller
Did you ask her why she does this?
35:11
Caller
She never really gives me a straight answer, you know. Oh, it's not that big a deal. And I mean, I know this acid, this having a permanent, that's what I'm most worried about is the acid, because she tells me that like when she looks up in the blue sky, you know, on a sunny day, she sees sperm squiggling around and she hallucinates, you know, she's tripping constantly. And I know she's got to be doing this acid like daily.
35:34
Drew
That's not a great park to be hanging out at. That's true.
35:37
Adam
And it's sad. It's a very, very sad situation.
35:40
Drew
So, tell Robert what to do real quick.
35:42
Adam
She, there's a lot more going on than just drug abuse. There may be addiction. And you mentioned that she's sexually acting out, too. So she's probably very depressed. She probably has some significant abuse issues in her past.
35:54
Drew
Tell him what to do.
35:56
Adam
She needs to get to psychiatric care because... All right.
35:59
Drew
And then that's it. Try to be there for her. But if she doesn't accept it, do not get too wrapped up in it. I worry a little about Robert and him getting tangled up in this. You know what I mean? I don't completely trust it.
36:13
Adam
No. It's such an extreme situation for this young lady, though, that you're glad to hear that somebody is going to step in. But in fact, his... what he's acting out is something of his own. And we're going to get to that.
36:25
Duran Duran
You think the teachers in the school, the guidance council, somebody would have a hand in that.
36:29
Drew
It'd be nice, but... All right. I'd like to talk to a female, Drew. Can we find one?
36:35
Caller
Is there any girls out there?
36:37
Drew
For Christ's sake.
36:38
Adam
What up there?
36:39
Drew
Duran Duran's here tonight. Where's the chicks? Hey, Danielle, can we get a girl on the line, please?
36:45
Adam
Got one.
36:45
Caller
I picked her up in the car.
36:47
Drew
I know, but that's been it for 40 minutes. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to our first female, Ann, who's just found out that the guy she's dating is making out with her ex-boyfriend. Oh, really? Wait a minute. She's gay, Ann? Uh-huh.
37:04
Duran Duran
Sounds like a Springer episode.
37:06
Drew
All right. Hold on there, pumpkin. We'll make you feel better after this.
37:09
Caller
All right.
37:11
Caller
Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.
37:14
Drew
Well, it's worth hearing.
37:41
Duran Duran
Yeah, it wasn't the last one.
37:43
Drew
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Duran Duran's our guest tonight. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band Pop Trash. It's the name of the CD coming out on Tuesday, and then you can find them on Thursday over on The Tonight Show. The band left England. What time was it when you left today?
38:04
Caller
We got on a flight, which was a 3 p.m. flight, and we arrived here at 6 p.m., so I guess you add on three hours plus the eight-hour time difference, so it's an 11-hour flight.
38:16
Drew
Oh, man.
38:17
Caller
It's a long one.
38:18
Drew
You can fly a direct, though.
38:20
Caller
Oh, yeah.
38:21
Caller
It's actually 6:45 a.m. in the morning for us right now. It's what you really wanted to know, right?
38:25
Drew
That's what I wanted to know. You guys are holding up pretty good.
38:32
Yes.
38:33
Drew
You're 16. So your boyfriend made out with your best friend?
38:39
Caller
No, my ex-boyfriend.
38:40
Drew
Yes. Okay. Right.
38:42
Caller
Yeah. He's bisexual, I think. He won't tell me. He checks out guys with me and stuff, but he just won't say anything to me. He won't tell me, oh, I'm gay.
38:53
Drew
Why don't you break up with him?
38:55
Caller
I don't know, because he treats me good sometimes, but recently he's been acting all weird.
39:01
Adam
What if he had been making out with a girl?
39:04
Caller
I would have broken up with him right away.
39:06
Adam
Why is this different?
39:07
Caller
Because, I don't know, I think it's like a guy, so...
39:10
Adam
Either way, he's being very unfaithful and sort of disrespectful to you, right?
39:15
Caller
Yeah.
39:15
Drew
How do you know he was doing this?
39:17
Caller
I walked in on him.
39:19
Drew
Really? Were you at a party or something?
39:22
Caller
Like, my friends always like hang out at one girl's house because her parents are like never home. And like, I just was there and I went to go pick up my friend and I walked into her room and they were there and I was like, oh my god.
39:35
Drew
And he was making out with this guy who was your ex.
39:37
Caller
Yeah. And then I was like, oh my god, and then like everybody just... Everybody's house is going to go berserk, but it didn't bother me. It just bothers me. Well, it kind of bothers me now.
39:45
Drew
You didn't get disgusted?
39:47
Caller
Who, me?
39:47
Drew
Yeah.
39:48
Caller
No, I don't mind.
39:49
Drew
See, got... Oh, really?
39:50
Caller
That's two of them now in a row then, huh? So it was the ex and the new one that you reckon are bisexual, right?
39:55
Adam
So she sort of seeks out gay males.
39:58
Drew
Well, either that or her vaginus, the kiss of death. Which is it? I'm guessing they were gay before they got to you. Yeah. So what is it to you that's being attracted? What is it about these guys that makes them so attractive to you? Why do you seek them out?
40:14
Caller
I don't know. I just think that... I don't know. I just thought the last two are gays. But ever since I was younger, I've always gone out with straight guys. But recently, I don't know.
40:25
Duran Duran
Are you a virgin?
40:26
Caller
No.
40:27
Drew
I see.
40:28
Caller
Did you figure that they may be bisexual before you went out with them?
40:32
Caller
Yeah. I knew that the first one was bisexual. But then, like the one I'm with now, he won't tell me.
40:38
Drew
Well, I'd go with yes because he was making out with a guy.
40:42
Caller
But I mean, he won't say anything to me.
40:45
Drew
All right, Anne, why don't you break up with him?
40:47
Adam
I think so.
40:48
Drew
He deserves it and so do you. I don't mean that in a bad way. You just got to find a nice straight guy. I understand they're not going to be snappy dressers like these last guys.
40:58
Adam
Or even nice.
40:59
Drew
Or possibly even nice. They may not want to rent the same movies and they may not be as tidy, but they'll be all men. All right? Okay. Drop this guy. It's interesting because when a guy finds out that his girl has been with another girl or even catches him in the act, it's very titillating, very exciting. Usually when a woman finds this out, if she does, it's sort of grotesque to her. I don't know why, but it is.
41:25
Adam
She doesn't seem too freaked out about it.
41:29
Drew
She almost seemed to expect it, and I think she got what she wanted. Jeffrey?
41:34
Caller
Yeah. Hi. I'm Jeffrey. Wow. Duran Duran, I'm a big fan. I'm 16 and way past my time, but I just got to say that you're the greatest band ever.
41:46
Drew
Thanks.
41:47
Caller
I got all the albums and I think each one of them is a piece of art in its own right. Dr. Drew, Adam, awesome. Dr. Drew's website, I go there constantly.
41:57
Caller
Oh, yeah.
41:58
Drew
You know your way around. I can hear it in your voice.
42:01
Adam
Duran Duran's on there right now. They're on the music message board.
42:03
Caller
Yeah, but we can't type. Well, I can, but I refuse to.
42:07
Adam
They're reading them as tool keys. They're reading them and they will bring some of them back on the air.
42:11
Duran Duran
So everything's all right with you?
42:13
Caller
Yeah, everything's fine. I just need to say that you guys are just awesome. And Adam, I watch The Man Show every week.
42:18
Drew
Oh, thank you.
42:18
Caller
Collectively together, I bought the book.
42:21
Drew
Oh, you bought our book?
42:22
Caller
Yes.
42:23
Drew
Wow. Thank you very much.
42:25
Caller
It's a great dude for you, isn't it?
42:26
Caller
Yeah. I guess I just got to say, from the album, what inspired you to write, you know, what inspirations came from the album to write any songs? Yeah.
42:40
Caller
We just played a song. Well, music often is the first thing that happens actually, and that kind of gives us a vibe.
42:48
Drew
Before the lyrics? Yeah.
42:49
Caller
Often, yeah. But I mean, the song we just heard has got a great story behind it. I don't know if you remember a couple of years ago, I think it was a 15-year-old student, a boy, built a nuclear reactor in his garden shed at home, in the suburbs, somewhere. No, a bomb, a reactor. And it was just, and things like that, you know, you hear these stories and they can start you thinking. And often it can turn into a song, you know. There's a lyric on this album, which the song is called Mars Meets Venus, and the entire lyric is being lifted from personal ads, you know. Right.
43:29
Drew
And on tabloid papers from England. I like those Page Three girls. Do they still have those?
43:36
Caller
They love you.
43:38
Drew
Yeah, they do, they? Oh, yeah. I don't know if they don't. Maybe they don't have a Page Three out here. I don't read, but there doesn't seem to be. I would start reading if they put a Page Three girl, which is a new busty, topless English broad, on the third page, right? And do all papers have that?
43:55
Duran Duran
No.
43:55
Caller
It's just the one.
43:56
Duran Duran
Just the ones with the huge circulation.
43:58
There's a couple of them.
43:59
Adam
Wow. They're not all on Page Three.
44:00
Caller
We have one called The Sunday Sport. You'd probably like it.
44:02
Adam
That's every page.
44:03
Caller
Oh, yeah.
44:04
Drew
Jason.
44:05
Caller
He's hilarious. He's very funny.
44:07
Drew
Jason, you're 19. You're on with Duran Duran.
44:09
Caller
Yeah, I got a question for Dr. Drew.
44:11
Caller
Yeah.
44:12
Caller
I got this red scar that goes up the bottom of my penis. And I was wondering if you knew what it was from.
44:19
Adam
Towards the head?
44:20
Caller
Well, it starts at the circumcision mark.
44:24
Adam
Yeah.
44:25
Caller
And then it goes down.
44:26
Caller
And then it kind of branches off into a Y. And then, well, it's kind of hard to see now.
44:31
Caller
But it also goes down my scrotum.
44:33
Duran Duran
Did you ever see the omen?
44:35
Drew
It could be the mark of the devil.
44:36
Adam
I wonder if that's actually a scar. Maybe some of it was related to the circumcision, or some of it was just you.
44:42
Duran Duran
Well, did you ever have a herpes attack?
44:45
Caller
No.
44:45
Duran Duran
You never had little blisters on your penis?
44:48
Caller
No, this goes as far back as I can remember. I mean, it's a red scar.
44:52
Drew
His grandfather had the same scar.
44:53
Adam
Again, if it's not related to the circumcision, it may just be part of your normal growth and development. Hard to know what you're talking about unless I look at these things.
45:01
Caller
Does it hurt?
45:03
Drew
Does it hurt? Does it hurt, Jason?
45:05
Caller
Does it hurt?
45:06
Caller
No, it's just a scar.
45:09
Caller
I was just curious.
45:09
Adam
It may not be a scar.
45:11
Drew
That's fine. Listen, any extra... Does it stick out? Yeah. Good. Any extra width, that's counted. I wish I had a couple of speed bumps on there. Sure, why not? All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here when we come back. Drew, we're going to listen. We're going to listen.
45:33
Adam
And we're going to wait and read.
45:35
Drew
Ah, I see. All right. We want to get the best possible calls after this.
45:41
Caller
Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. KNRK, Camas, Portland.
45:55
Caller
Intercom radio station.
46:10
Drew
It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew. Matthew Lillard will be in here tomorrow night. He's an actor, you know, from all those Scream movies and a few other movies. Duran Duran is here tonight. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from the band, and we'll hear something else off of the new CD Pop Trash, which is out on Tuesday, the 1st.
46:32
Adam
Wait, Simon had to say something to Stefan, about his wife.
46:36
Caller
Oh, yeah, Stefan, Stefan.
46:38
Adam
He's there reading.
46:39
Caller
Yeah, they've, Stefan, I think his name is Veselis. We've had a bit of a thing up on his, on the thing here. Anyway, he's just had a little baby, girl, and he's called a Yasmin. How nice. All right.
46:50
Adam
Same as, same as Simon's wife.
46:52
Caller
Yeah, we wanted to say hi to Complex and Smokey. Yeah, it's great. Thanks. Thanks for the email and we love you.
47:01
Drew
I saw Yasmin on Behind the Music or something this weekend with Duran Duran. And she mentioned that whenever girls talk to Simon at a party, she goes up and grabs him by the nuts and says, those are hers.
47:15
Caller
Yes, yes, she has it.
47:16
Caller
Jenna.
47:17
Caller
She has been known to do that. Yeah.
47:19
Drew
Jenna, you're 14. What's up?
47:21
Caller
I just want to know how can I get the pill without my parents knowing?
47:24
Adam
Plan Parenthood.
47:26
Caller
What?
47:26
Adam
Plan Parenthood.
47:28
Caller
Parenthood?
47:28
Caller
What about?
47:29
Adam
Plan to Parenthood.
47:30
Caller
Oh boy.
47:31
Caller
Yeah.
47:32
Adam
You ready for a phone number?
47:34
Caller
Yeah.
47:35
Adam
800.
47:37
Caller
Okay.
47:37
Adam
230. PLA.
47:41
Caller
Yeah.
47:41
Caller
Oh boy.
47:42
Drew
Who are you having sex with? Someone outside of the family?
47:46
Caller
Yeah.
47:46
Drew
Okay. That's a good start.
47:48
Caller
Yeah.
47:49
Drew
All right. How old is he?
47:51
Caller
He's 16.
47:52
Drew
16.
47:52
Caller
Yeah.
47:54
Drew
16.
47:54
Yeah.
47:55
Drew
All right.
47:55
Adam
Sure you're ready for that?
47:57
Yeah.
47:58
Drew
Okay.
47:59
Caller
What's the number again?
48:00
Drew
Oh boy.
48:01
Adam
800.
48:01
Drew
Now listen. Where are you calling from, Jenna?
48:04
Caller
Colorado.
48:05
Drew
Colorado. Can you just open the phone book and find Planned Parenthood? All right.
48:11
Duran Duran
She should use a condom as well though.
48:12
Drew
Yes.
48:13
Caller
We'll talk to her.
48:14
Drew
More likelihood of getting pregnant before 18 than the person who pronounces it Colorado. Do you know that, Drew?
48:20
Adam
Especially if they're lacking teeth.
48:23
Drew
That's right. Now you're saying Jenna's lacking teeth?
48:26
Adam
A little boyfriend.
48:27
Drew
Heather? Yeah. You're 25. It's great to hear a 14-year-old girl sound like an old miner. Hey, hey, Colorado!
48:35
Caller
Wait a minute. Where do the girls come from?
48:38
Drew
We're now getting an influx of girls.
48:40
Duran Duran
We're in babe mode.
48:41
Drew
Heather? Hi. You're 25.
48:43
Caller
What's up?
48:43
Caller
I just called to say hi to the guys.
48:45
Caller
Simon, Nick, Warren.
48:47
Caller
I've been a fan of Duran Duran for 16 years now.
48:52
Duran Duran
And these are my sins.
48:53
Caller
Wow.
48:54
Caller
I sound old compared to your other callers. And I'd just like to know when they were going to be coming to LA.
49:01
Caller
We're here now.
49:02
Duran Duran
Yeah, we're here.
49:03
Caller
Pardon?
49:04
Caller
We're here.
49:05
Caller
What venues are you going to be playing?
49:07
Caller
Oh, we're actually going to be playing, I think, at the House of Blues here in August. Yeah.
49:16
Caller
End of August, we've got some shows there.
49:17
Caller
For about a week or something, yeah. We've got to be more fun to be right bang in the middle of sunset strip here.
49:23
Caller
If you want to see us in two days' time, we're playing in a car park. At the Beverly Connection.
49:30
Drew
That's right.
49:31
Caller
How cheap we've become.
49:32
Drew
That's right. Where is it? At the warehouse?
49:35
Caller
Exactly.
49:36
Caller
The cross on the road. If you want to win tickets for the first night, all you've got to do is tell me what Simon's wearing this evening right now.
49:42
Caller
Nothing.
49:42
Caller
You're absolutely right.
49:44
Caller
There you go. So if you give us your details after this, you've won the tickets for the first night.
49:48
Caller
All right.
49:48
Drew
That's total fancy, Heather. But you can go out to the Beverly Connection on Tuesday.
49:53
Caller
That was nothing any good, right? Nothing.
49:57
Caller
No, no, no. We're going to give her tickets for the first night. We are going to give you these tickets. We're going to take this number down.
50:02
Drew
All right. We'll put you on hold then.
50:04
Adam
Ann's working on it.
50:04
Drew
All right. Hold on there, Heather.
50:06
Adam
Thank you.
50:06
Drew
Oh, they love their fans. Drew despises his. That's the difference between the band. Teresa.
50:11
Caller
Hi there.
50:12
Drew
You're 28.
50:13
Caller
Yes, I am.
50:14
Caller
And I just wanted to call and say hello, Adam and Drew. But I'm a huge fan of Duran Duran.
50:19
Caller
Do you hear her voice go wubbly when she says huge?
50:23
Caller
Well, I meant it that way. I've loved you guys for darn near 20 years. So you're a huge part of my upbringing. And I just wanted to say thank you.
50:30
Duran Duran
Where are you calling from?
50:31
Caller
I'm calling from Portland, Oregon.
50:33
Duran Duran
Have you been to Colorado?
50:35
Caller
Well, just passing through.
50:37
Caller
Never been to Colorado, never rode me a horse. But I just wanted to ask you if any plans to work with John Taylor in the future?
50:46
Caller
Nothing, nothing on the cards at the moment. But I mean, John's a really lovely guy. He's a great musician too. I went on stage with him. Oh, just in New York at a party he played at before Christmas. I'd love to do something with him actually.
51:04
Drew
He's doing solo stuff and living out in Santa Monica.
51:08
Caller
He loves, he's got a great life. He's got a great place. He's got a great family.
51:13
Caller
Right, I saw him on Politically Incorrect the other night and you know he looks great except for something going on with his hair but other than that he looks fantastic and so do you guys. Saw you down here last year in September and got to stand by you guys on the stage. That was cool.
51:28
Duran Duran
Got any sex problems?
51:31
Caller
None at all. Happily married for four years. That's good. I maybe would do a little indiscretion for Nick one night or something.
51:41
Drew
Get in line sister.
51:44
Duran Duran
Nick, give us some tickets.
51:45
Caller
Okay, well next time we come to Portland, Oregon you are cool.
51:49
Drew
All right, Teresa.
51:50
Caller
Thank you very much.
51:52
Drew
Take care. Yeah, the thing about the Duran Duran is people, unlike some other bands. I mean, you got fans that were getting into you when they're eight, nine, ten years old. And you have teeny boppers have stayed with you all these years. That's kind of interesting. I mean, if you think about it this way, most bands who attract teeny boppers, they then grow out of it.
52:15
Adam
You're not going to find people calling in sync in 20 years, and telling them how wonderful they think they've been over all these years.
52:22
Caller
You can't say that, actually. I'm sorry. You can't. You don't know.
52:26
Adam
You don't know.
52:26
Caller
You just don't know.
52:28
Drew
He's taking an educated guess.
52:30
Caller
The funny thing is, that's exactly what people said about us when we first started. I mean, we call this album Pop Trash, right? Right. There was an article in an English music magazine called The NME, years and years and years ago, when we first started, and it interviewed us, and it said, at the very end, it kind of made its own kind of comment, and that was, well, everybody make the most of it while you can. They ain't going to be around. They are the ultimate, indisposable, transparent pop.
52:54
Duran Duran
Yeah, but could anybody in this room sing an NSYNC chorus for me right now?
52:59
Drew
Drew could.
53:00
Caller
He just doesn't want to do it.
53:02
Drew
Drew has kids who listen to NSYNC.
53:04
Duran Duran
You can sing a chorus.
53:05
Adam
No, but I have kids who listen to it.
53:06
Duran Duran
But can you do...
53:07
Caller
Can you, Brittany?
53:08
Adam
I probably could.
53:09
Drew
You could. I'd like to do it.
53:10
Caller
He goes, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
53:12
Adam
Yeah, right.
53:13
Caller
Yeah, that's the one.
53:15
Drew
Alex?
53:15
Caller
Whatever.
53:16
Drew
Alex, you're 22.
53:18
Caller
Hello.
53:19
Drew
You're on with Duran Duran.
53:20
Caller
Cool.
53:21
Caller
Hey, guys.
53:21
Caller
Hello.
53:24
Caller
My question is... Well, first of all, Adam, I have to say I disagree with almost everything you say, except that 99% of your callers are completely stupid.
53:31
Drew
All right.
53:32
Caller
Okay.
53:33
Drew
You would probably then fall into that 99% title, wouldn't you? I mean, if you just do the math, all things being equal.
53:40
Caller
We're on radio, so F you.
53:43
Drew
Wow.
53:44
Caller
Very better.
53:46
Caller
Thumbs up, right?
53:47
Caller
I have a question. Well, first of all, I want to ask the guys. Simon, what happened to SYN? I'm a post-production mixer, and I was just wondering what happened. I was kind of following your career in post-production, so.
53:57
Caller
Well, SYN is not, I mean, SYN isn't a project. SYN is a... SYN is not a project. SYN is a company. It's a recording company in a studio and a management company. I've got a partner in Tokyo. It's based in Tokyo. Nick Wood. Nick Wood, yeah. He's currently working on an artist called noriko.com, which is quite fascinating.
54:19
Caller
what.com?
54:20
Caller
Noriko.
54:21
Caller
Wow.
54:22
Caller
It's a name.
54:23
Caller
Like Pinocchio.
54:24
Drew
Alex, do you have any other inside questions that will confuse all of us?
54:28
Adam
Hey, guys, how's the.com thing being perceived in Europe?
54:32
Caller
I think, you know, it was...
54:33
Caller
It's dot comical, really, isn't it?
54:36
Caller
I think people were really falling over each other to try and get in on it recently. And then the whole thing with boo.com happened when, I mean, as a business thing, people are just doing a little bit...
54:47
Duran Duran
The first one was lastminute.com was the one that kind of burst the bubble.
54:53
Caller
But we all want.eu now because we think that's much more chic, you see.
54:56
Adam
But people were using the web and...
54:59
Caller
Wow, it's massive there. I mean, very much the same as here. And of course, dotcom is the most reliable web name, I think. But...
55:10
Caller
You guys have always been very on top of the whole computer industry, so to speak.
55:14
Duran Duran
Do you know how to type?
55:16
Caller
Yeah, yeah, we need a really good typist here.
55:19
Duran Duran
Because we got a computer here, but we just don't know what to do with it.
55:22
Caller
I've only got one digit that's really kind of doing the business.
55:25
Caller
I'm doing the vowels and Simon's doing the consonants.
55:27
Adam
They didn't hold back to criticizing my typing, though.
55:30
Drew
Oh, they didn't?
55:30
Adam
I set down to type for it and they're like, oh, I'm pretty slow here.
55:33
Drew
Well, they come from an educated culture.
55:35
Duran Duran
Drew knows how to spell.
55:36
Drew
Alex?
55:36
Caller
I wondered if you actually set up the website for Duran Duran.
55:39
Caller
Well, we all set it up, but the new site actually is going up on the 13th. What day is that?
55:46
Duran Duran
Tuesday.
55:47
Caller
Tuesday? Is that Tuesday? And it's going to grow and grow and grow from there, and we're very pleased with it so far, and we've tested it this time, so hopefully you should all be able to use it properly. And we took in all the comments from the failure of the last site, and we realized that it's something that's incredibly important for us to communicate with the audience.
56:10
Drew
Alex, do you have a sex question?
56:12
Caller
I do, actually. I'm into S&M, and I'm into role playing. And my boyfriend gets frustrated. We've been together for about 10 years, and he gets frustrated with me now when I want him to role play with me.
56:28
Drew
All right, hold on. You're 22, so you've been together since you were 12?
56:32
Caller
Well, I lie a little.
56:34
Drew
Oh, you're 27.
56:35
Caller
Yeah.
56:36
Drew
I see. Are you 27?
56:37
Caller
Yeah, I am.
56:38
Drew
Perfect. And he's not into this as much as you are?
56:42
Caller
No, he's not.
56:44
Drew
Maybe it's not as crazy as you are.
56:45
Caller
Maybe it's the role you're giving him.
56:46
Duran Duran
He just doesn't like dressing up like a nun anymore.
56:50
Caller
I've heard homosexual colors call in to the first thing that you say to them is, what happened to you in your childhood?
56:56
Adam
You're gay. Alex, I haven't said anything yet.
57:01
Caller
No, no, no.
57:02
Adam
Alex, Alex. I listened to your show. Alex, I haven't said anything yet. So, don't be defensive until we start talking here. Okay. All right.
57:07
Drew
Now, what happened to you?
57:09
Caller
Nothing.
57:09
Drew
Someone beat you with something when you were younger?
57:11
Caller
No, I had a great relationship with my parents.
57:13
Caller
So, why is it that you like S&M anyway? I mean, I'm kind of fascinated with S&M. Tell me about it. What is it?
57:20
Caller
There's a correlation between pleasure and pain. Is that when you start to feel pain in context with pleasure, it becomes pleasurable.
57:29
Caller
But is that a lot of pain or just a little bit of pain?
57:31
Caller
I mean, are we talking about spanking here?
57:33
Caller
Well, it starts out as spanking. It starts out as a little bit of pain and then it increases.
57:37
Caller
Are you a spanker or a spanky?
57:39
Caller
A spanky.
57:40
Caller
Right.
57:40
Duran Duran
And are you into the fashion of this S&M?
57:43
Caller
Um, I can be.
57:45
Adam
I would recommend a book to you, Alex, called Female Perversions and it describes in detail what, you know, everything we do as behaviors has reasons behind it. It goes into details of what, when you delve into what's going on with people that have, that manifest these behaviors, where they come from. A very, very fine woman by the name of Louise Kaplan wrote that book.
58:05
Drew
All right.
58:05
Adam
And if you really are interested, go ahead and read that book.
58:08
Drew
Boy, she was quite cute. She's not interested. She just wants to straighten out her boyfriend.
58:11
Adam
Well, the deal is that the, the, the, the partners of people that are involved in these sort of fetishes often feel detached from you the more you get involved with them. It's a way of distancing yourself from intimacy in order to tolerate sexual arousal. And that's even a healthy person doesn't do that. A healthy person gets closer in the act of sexual arousal. And that's where he's at.
58:34
Caller
Oh, but come on, Drew, there's nothing wrong with a bit of rubber and plastic now.
58:37
Adam
I don't care what people do. That's up to them. But if they want to do, wonder why their partner is getting unhappy, that's why.
58:42
Drew
Hey, Alex, you guys use a safe word when you get into it?
58:46
Caller
Um, well, we have safe signals.
58:49
Drew
What is that, like bleeding?
58:50
Caller
I'm not telling you.
58:52
Drew
Why? May start implementing them into my own masturbatory fantasies?
58:56
Caller
No, because it'll make fun of me.
58:57
Drew
All right. Well, come on, give me a safe signal.
58:59
Caller
Australia.
59:00
Drew
You say Australia.
59:02
Caller
Well, hypothetically speaking, what if we did?
59:04
Drew
Well, I mean, I asked if you had a safe word.
59:07
Caller
Yes.
59:07
Drew
Oh, you colossal bitch. Oh, I hate her. I'm tired of her. I hate her so much. And believe me.
59:13
Duran Duran
And she likes that.
59:14
Drew
She's probably just had an orgasm.
59:18
Caller
I just wanted to know what Australia was.
59:20
Drew
She was using as a hypothetical. She's angry. Alex is very angry and she likes to think that she's not. But she is. But here's the thing that's funny. They have these safe words so that they know what to stop.
59:33
Caller
Yeah. Yeah.
59:33
Drew
Yeah. But first off, I don't know if I could remember it if I was getting a cramp beat out of me. Stop would do it. Yeah. That's my point.
59:40
Caller
My point is, you know, because you're supposed to say stop, though, aren't you?
59:44
Drew
It's you.
59:44
Caller
Yeah, I'm doing it.
59:45
Drew
But there's a difference. I mean, there's like stop it. You're being naughty. And there's like, hey, oh, yeah, oh, oh, I'm hurt.
59:57
Duran Duran
You could be acting. That's the whole thing, isn't it?
59:58
Caller
There's a lot of acting, especially here in this town.
1:00:01
Drew
Boy, well, it's true. But I still think I think someone would know it when I meant it.
1:00:05
Caller
Anthony, it's like you said, I'm going to take my makeup off now.
1:00:09
Drew
You're 14. What's up?
1:00:11
Caller
Yeah.
1:00:12
Caller
I wanted to know why.
1:00:14
Caller
I mean, I want to know if it's true that the more you masturbate when you're young, it will decrease your sex drive when you're older.
1:00:20
Duran Duran
No, didn't happen to me.
1:00:22
Drew
No, no, no.
1:00:24
Caller
Can I ask another question?
1:00:26
Duran Duran
Nick was the last one to answer that.
1:00:28
Adam
Go ahead, Anthony.
1:00:30
Caller
Let's see.
1:00:31
Caller
How come sometimes when I masturbate, like only sometimes sperm comes out and then sometimes it doesn't?
1:00:35
Adam
Yeah, you're 14.
1:00:37
Drew
You didn't finish.
1:00:38
Adam
Yeah. And it will happen every time. That's true. I haven't come out soon. Sometimes it doesn't.
1:00:42
Duran Duran
Something happened to me the other day.
1:00:44
Adam
Oh, it happened to you?
1:00:45
Caller
I don't know what happened to one.
1:00:48
Duran Duran
I was doing myself.
1:00:49
Caller
Retrograde?
1:00:50
Duran Duran
Nothing came out.
1:00:51
Adam
Retrograde.
1:00:52
Duran Duran
And I had a full-on orgasm.
1:00:53
Adam
Retrograde.
1:00:54
Caller
Nothing came out. I actually read a book about this. It was called something like The Multi-Orgasmic Man. It's kind of based on Taoist sex. They get into this kind of thing about taking the energy and kind of moving up your spine.
1:01:07
Adam
Yeah, but Warren wasn't doing that.
1:01:10
Caller
No, this is the same thing. But it's empty. There's also something where your sperm actually goes into your bladder.
1:01:17
Adam
That's what happened. That's retrograde.
1:01:20
Caller
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such infomercials as...
1:01:24
Adam
Were you taking anything over the counter?
1:01:27
Duran Duran
I'm always taking something.
1:01:28
Adam
There you go.
1:01:29
Drew
A big wad of creatine came out of his belly. Is that possible?
1:01:35
Caller
It went into the bladder.
1:01:37
Caller
I think it's quite interesting. It's kind of the dais thing of like actually getting to the point where you have the kind of the prostate kind of contraction, but you don't actually reach ejaculation point. And it's fun to play around with. You know what happened to me?
1:01:53
Caller
You know what, guys?
1:01:54
Caller
It is fun to play around with.
1:01:56
Caller
I think it's Taurus. It's Winnie the Pooh you're talking about, really, isn't it?
1:01:59
Caller
No.
1:01:59
Drew
Do you think...
1:02:00
Duran Duran
You know what happened to me? Hold on a second. Maybe it's Maoist.
1:02:02
Caller
Maybe it's Chairman Maoist.
1:02:03
Duran Duran
I keep checking now to see if something is coming out. So I'm doing it like every few hours of the week.
1:02:08
Caller
Can we move on? This is getting really boring. This is concerning me.
1:02:12
Caller
I thought this was exactly what the program was supposed to be about.
1:02:16
Duran Duran
Yeah, man. 43-year-old man, you know, decreasing seminal fluid.
1:02:20
Adam
If you keep doing that, nothing will come out of it eventually.
1:02:22
Caller
And I got a buddy list on your side. What's your buddy list?
1:02:25
Duran Duran
Oh, you can tell the wine is kicking in here.
1:02:27
Adam
Those are people you sort of put on your own list, who you want to communicate with.
1:02:32
Caller
These are your friends with problems.
1:02:34
Drew
No, I'm not worried about it. Warren, did something eventually come out?
1:02:37
Duran Duran
Oh, yeah. Building it back up again.
1:02:39
Drew
Emery?
1:02:40
Caller
Hi.
1:02:41
Drew
You're 23.
1:02:42
Caller
Yes.
1:02:43
Drew
Yeah. So if it's retrograde, you pee it out?
1:02:46
Adam
Yeah, you might not see it. Is that what happened?
1:02:49
Drew
Yeah, well, but it comes out one way or the other.
1:02:51
Adam
It comes out.
1:02:51
Drew
Emery? All right, so what's up?
1:02:54
Caller
Well, I have a problem. I had dated somebody three years ago for a couple years. We had been really good friends prior to that. And our relationship, I guess, wasn't the normal because his parents didn't agree with it because I was American. And it was kind of always a given that he would marry someone into his culture.
1:03:16
Adam
Which was?
1:03:18
Caller
Albanian.
1:03:19
Drew
I see.
1:03:20
Duran Duran
It's like a Seinfeld episode.
1:03:21
Drew
Right?
1:03:22
Caller
I'm sorry, what?
1:03:23
Drew
He wanted it, right? You're American, he's Albanian. Right?
1:03:28
Caller
He was born and raised here.
1:03:29
Drew
Convert! He was born and raised here.
1:03:31
Caller
Yes, but his parents are right off the boat.
1:03:33
Drew
Yeah. But you know what's always great? These people flee these horrible countries, then they come here, then they want you to marry one of their countrymen. What's wrong with Albania?
1:03:42
Caller
Drew, tell her what to do. And then they spend the rest of their lives telling her how great it was back in the old country.
1:03:47
Drew
The old country was glorious.
1:03:48
Caller
It's not like the old country.
1:03:49
Drew
Honey flowed from every well. The streets were paved with gold. It's like, why did you flee here? Why did you strap yourself to a buoy?
1:03:56
Caller
Okay, so they had a pyramid system that collapsed, but I mean, what's wrong with Albania otherwise?
1:04:01
Drew
All right, so now what?
1:04:02
Duran Duran
What's the name of his religion?
1:04:04
Drew
I'm sorry?
1:04:04
Duran Duran
What's the name of his religion?
1:04:06
Drew
Roman Catholic, right?
1:04:07
Duran Duran
Oh, that's pretty common.
1:04:09
Caller
It's like you, honey.
1:04:09
Adam
Are you Roman Catholic, Emery?
1:04:11
Caller
No, I'm not religious at all.
1:04:13
Adam
Would you be willing to be a part of his religious culture?
1:04:15
Caller
Oh, sure. I mean, if I love someone enough, then...
1:04:19
Caller
I think it's a good move. They outmost things, you know.
1:04:21
Caller
But hang on, is it a religious thing?
1:04:23
Caller
I'm sorry?
1:04:24
Caller
Is it a religious thing or is it more like kind of an actual sort of like a kind of patriotic sort of...
1:04:30
Caller
Part of it, I think...
1:04:31
Caller
It's actually chauvinism, isn't it?
1:04:32
Caller
You're Catholic, aren't you, aren't you?
1:04:34
Caller
National chauvinism.
1:04:35
Caller
No, but you were Catholic, right?
1:04:36
Caller
Yes.
1:04:37
Caller
Isn't there a Frank Zappa song about you being Catholic? Or is there somebody else?
1:04:41
Drew
Hey, Emory.
1:04:41
Caller
Catholic girl.
1:04:42
Drew
Sorry, we're digressing a little bit over here.
1:04:44
Caller
Another Catholic thing.
1:04:45
Drew
So, you like the guy, are you with him now?
1:04:47
Caller
No, I'm not. We broke up three years ago.
1:04:50
Drew
Right.
1:04:50
Caller
And I had moved 2,000 miles away.
1:04:53
Drew
I see.
1:04:55
Caller
And our relationship lasted seven months after I had moved.
1:04:59
Duran Duran
You know where she moved? Yeah.
1:05:01
Caller
She moved to Albania.
1:05:02
Caller
Of course, yeah.
1:05:04
Caller
She went to school.
1:05:06
Caller
And I was madly in love with the guy. And I had every intention of staying with him.
1:05:11
Drew
Right. Well, now what? What's the question?
1:05:13
Caller
He got married in October to an Albanian girl. And through the past three years, we see each other occasionally when I go home. And we still hang around all the same friends. And a few months ago, he started e-mailing me.
1:05:32
Caller
And basically, e-mail is dangerous. Yeah.
1:05:37
Caller
And basically, he was being very forward in the things he was saying, like saying things like, remember this, remember, you know, when we would do this, remember our first shower.
1:05:47
Drew
He's married his daughter.
1:05:48
Caller
Yeah, that's because he's living with an Albanian girl. And now it's an Albanian world.
1:05:51
Drew
That's right.
1:05:52
Caller
The thing is, he cannot possibly have a normal marriage because they're living with his parents.
1:05:58
Drew
Well, that's the tradition in Albania.
1:05:59
Adam
But in the old days, when marriages were arranged, there was a lot more of this kind of hanky-panky going on. There was the wife, and there was the love interest. And they were different things at one time.
1:06:11
Duran Duran
I had a situation like this with Minda Dinowitz. Yeah, her parents. It was kind of a doomed relationship from the start because her parents would not accept me because I was an Italian Catholic and she was a Jewish girl.
1:06:22
Caller
You always talk about Minda Dinowitz. I think we ought to get her to call us. Minda Dinowitz, if you're out there, you know, Warren would like to get in touch.
1:06:29
Duran Duran
It was an unpleasant thing for a 17-year-old boy who was in love with somebody.
1:06:33
Adam
A lot of that, a lot of the Korean families do this. Yeah, Jewish families do this.
1:06:37
Drew
Jews are big on it.
1:06:38
Duran Duran
But we know what happened to George Costanza on Seinfeld when he converted that woman.
1:06:43
Drew
Well, it's always funny when somebody...
1:06:44
Adam
You guys watch a lot of TV.
1:06:46
Drew
When somebody does convert...
1:06:48
Caller
Seinfeld and the Simpsons and the Sad Pops, only the S-things.
1:06:51
Drew
It always feels like such nonsense.
1:06:53
Duran Duran
Nonsense soccer, you got it.
1:06:54
Caller
Soccer and...
1:06:55
Caller
Yeah, these nonsense. Come on, come on.
1:06:57
Caller
Does anybody know the result of...
1:07:00
Duran Duran
Yeah, what was it today?
1:07:01
Caller
No, Italy-Turkey, because I missed the end of the match.
1:07:03
Duran Duran
I'd like to know that.
1:07:04
Caller
Somebody call... Anybody out there into real football?
1:07:07
Duran Duran
Euro 2000 scores, if anybody knows, please let us know.
1:07:10
Caller
It's not going to happen, is it? It's not going to happen.
1:07:11
Duran Duran
You know Sweden won two on the ball.
1:07:12
Drew
Warren, don't tell me you've fallen prey to this soccer.
1:07:14
Caller
Hey, I'll tell you something, guys.
1:07:16
Duran Duran
It's great to discover a sport after the age of 40.
1:07:19
Drew
Really?
1:07:19
Duran Duran
Yeah, it's really great.
1:07:21
Drew
Meanwhile, he can't master, babe, but he loves that sock.
1:07:24
Adam
You gotta see what's running back inside.
1:07:26
Drew
We gotta have something to pass the time. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is here. If someone has the score of Italy versus Turkey, please give us a fax and we'll be back with the band.
1:07:36
Duran Duran
Yeah, and you should just rent Belushi videos and wag the dog.
1:07:40
Drew
All right, we'll be back after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Simon, Nick and Warren. Yeah. All here from Duran Duran. Pop Trash is the name of the CD. We're going to hear.
1:08:29
Adam
Is Jimmy Guest around too?
1:08:31
Caller
And finally had another track, isn't it?
1:08:32
Caller
Yeah, you're going to play Pop Trash movie, aren't you?
1:08:35
Drew
Drew's talking about me going down to Oakland tomorrow to try out or work out with the Oakland Raiders.
1:08:41
Caller
Oh, how butch.
1:08:42
Drew
Yeah, I'm going to have my nuts in a sling when I come on here.
1:08:45
Caller
Do you have any problems when you were a kid?
1:08:48
Drew
Yeah, I had a lot of them, yeah.
1:08:49
Adam
You thought you could play football?
1:08:50
Drew
I thought I could play football. That was my problem, yeah.
1:08:52
Duran Duran
What position are you going to be playing tomorrow?
1:08:54
Drew
I'm going to be playing Sodomy Back. I think it's a new position. The entire team just probes me recklessly.
1:09:02
Caller
I thought, I mean, to us guys, to us English guys, it looks like everybody in the football team is playing that game because they all sort of bend over and look expectant.
1:09:11
Caller
Yeah, the anal probe. The arm gets an anal probe.
1:09:13
Caller
Yes, please be gentle with me. It should be the kind of caption underneath football matches.
1:09:19
Drew
I agree. Well, no, I don't want to say anything bad because I'm going to see a bunch of 250-pound, 300-pound guys tomorrow.
1:09:25
Caller
At least you're not behind bars with them.
1:09:27
Caller
And you're going to like that, huh?
1:09:28
Caller
Let's play a song.
1:09:29
Drew
All right, you want to do that?
1:09:30
Caller
Yeah, let's do that.
1:09:30
Drew
Yeah, yeah.
1:09:30
Caller
Nick is getting surly, by the way.
1:09:31
Drew
Hey, can I have a little of that wine?
1:09:37
Caller
Yeah, lots of that.
1:09:38
Drew
Which one do you want? The Private Reserve? Yeah. Nice, it's nice. Very nice, thanks. I like a little red wine.
1:09:43
Duran Duran
Let's see that one. Which one is that?
1:09:44
Drew
All right, we're going to hear something off the new CD, Pop Trash. That's fine.
1:09:49
Caller
A vase.
1:09:49
Drew
And this is called Pop Trash Movie.
1:14:30
Caller
Hey, sorry, can I get in to interrupt you? Before you say anything, I've got to say thank you to Smoked, because Smoked just told us it was Italy 1, Turkey, no, sorry, Italy 2, Turkey 1.
1:14:41
Drew
Oh, thank God, those IDs won.
1:14:43
Duran Duran
Whatever.
1:14:44
Drew
That is Duran Duran off of Pop Trash. Pop Trash movies, the name of that. Very rich sounding song, very full sounding song.
1:14:52
Caller
I know, it's a real K-Rock song, that one.
1:14:55
Drew
Oh, yes.
1:14:56
Caller
Kevin Weatherly, wherever you are, boy, you should be playing that one, huh?
1:15:00
Caller
I should, funnily enough, I've just opened up one here from Wild Ambition, and she says, or he says, she says, I think, so nice to hear this song on the radio, the entire album is amazing. Well, thank you so much, I mean, you know.
1:15:12
Caller
Here on K-Rock.
1:15:13
Drew
And you can find the album Pop Trash out Tuesday, and you can see these guys at the Beverly Connection, which is across from the Beverly Center on Tuesday, coincidentally. When the album comes out and also on Thursday on The Tonight Show with Leno.
1:15:27
Caller
Not sponsored by K-Rock.
1:15:29
Drew
Christina?
1:15:30
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:31
Drew
You're 19.
1:15:32
Caller
Yeah.
1:15:32
Drew
What's up?
1:15:34
Caller
Um, actually, I had a question, but...
1:15:37
Caller
Don't giggle in the middle of your question.
1:15:40
Caller
But I don't want to ask that question anymore because his little sister is listening.
1:15:46
Caller
Okay.
1:15:47
Caller
So...
1:15:47
Drew
Yeah.
1:15:48
Caller
Actually, I've been in a relationship with a guy for about maybe five years. It's been on and off.
1:15:55
Caller
I have a baby with him.
1:15:56
Adam
Oh, boy.
1:15:57
Caller
And just recently, he's told me, like, a few times that he thinks I'm psycho.
1:16:04
Drew
Yeah.
1:16:04
Caller
But, um, I don't understand why.
1:16:07
Caller
And it's just like he'll say it when he's mad. All right.
1:16:11
Drew
Is he living with you?
1:16:12
Caller
Yeah, I live with him.
1:16:13
Drew
Okay. And how old is your child?
1:16:15
Caller
She's 10 months.
1:16:16
Drew
Okay. So here's your bullet points. Don't get pregnant again, please.
1:16:22
Caller
Yeah.
1:16:22
Drew
Can you do that? Are you using some protection?
1:16:25
Caller
Yeah.
1:16:26
Caller
We use condoms.
1:16:27
Drew
I see. Maybe you should get on the birth control pill.
1:16:30
Caller
Yeah. I've suggested that.
1:16:32
Drew
Okay.
1:16:33
Caller
And...
1:16:33
Adam
Why did you do it?
1:16:35
Caller
He says that, um...
1:16:36
Caller
He says?
1:16:37
Caller
He thinks that if I get on that, that I'm gonna do stuff with other people.
1:16:42
Caller
He's something colossal ass.
1:16:45
Drew
Yeah.
1:16:46
Caller
Huh?
1:16:46
Drew
He sounds like a real asshole, this guy.
1:16:48
Adam
He is a world-class dick.
1:16:50
Drew
Thanks, Drew. How old is this guy?
1:16:52
Caller
He's 23.
1:16:54
Caller
I really...
1:16:55
Caller
23, sorry.
1:16:57
Drew
He's 23 and you've been dating him for five years? So when he was 18, you were 14?
1:17:03
Caller
It was on and off. Yeah.
1:17:05
Caller
I didn't have sex with him.
1:17:06
Drew
What's he do? What branch of construction is he in?
1:17:10
Caller
Um, he's a musician.
1:17:12
Drew
Musician? Oh, dear Lord. Take your child and run. Really? Is he a professional musician?
1:17:21
Caller
He's headed that way.
1:17:23
Drew
What's he do? I'm gonna start a band in a few years. Meanwhile, I'm doing the radio. What's he do for a living?
1:17:30
Caller
Um, well, he's a musician. I mean, that's what he does.
1:17:35
Drew
He makes a living from doing music.
1:17:39
Caller
Um, I wouldn't say that.
1:17:41
Drew
What does he do for a living?
1:17:42
Duran Duran
He must sell drugs or something.
1:17:44
Drew
Jesus Christ. I can see why he thinks you're nuts.
1:17:48
Duran Duran
He doesn't teach, does he?
1:17:49
Adam
No.
1:17:50
Drew
What does he do for a living?
1:17:51
Adam
How does he support you and the child?
1:17:55
Caller
Uh, I actually do that.
1:17:58
Caller
He gets money, though.
1:17:59
Caller
How?
1:18:01
Caller
He's disabled.
1:18:03
Drew
He's disabled?
1:18:04
Caller
Yeah.
1:18:05
Drew
What happened?
1:18:05
Caller
He was born with a condition.
1:18:08
Drew
He can play the guitar, but he can't go to work, right?
1:18:11
Caller
Well, he can't do, like, a lot of labor and stuff.
1:18:14
Drew
I see.
1:18:16
Caller
He's not being an asshole.
1:18:17
Caller
He does make extra money.
1:18:18
Caller
He's, like, done, like, stuff in, like, sign shops and stuff.
1:18:23
Caller
And he takes care of his daughter with his money.
1:18:25
Drew
All right. His daughter is your daughter, right?
1:18:27
Caller
Yeah, it's both.
1:18:28
Drew
Okay, listen, please don't have any more kids. And just think about the child. And, you know, if you got to get some counseling or work on your problems, fine. I don't trust this guy. I don't like him. But you have a kid. See what you can do with it. I have no idea what your question was.
1:18:46
Caller
Yeah, it was just, I was asking if maybe I am psycho.
1:18:49
Caller
I don't know if you could tell me that.
1:18:51
Drew
Yes. No, there's nothing wrong with you. Just focus on your kid and I don't trust this guy that much. Keep an eye on him.
1:19:01
Adam
Just so you know, what was the disability he supposedly had?
1:19:04
Caller
He has a skin condition called ectodermal dysplasia.
1:19:07
Duran Duran
Does that mean Michael Zabels him?
1:19:09
Drew
It means he has a little saggy belly, right?
1:19:13
Adam
It means he can get cancers, right? He's prone to cancers and things?
1:19:16
Caller
No, it's a...
1:19:17
Drew
Because that's soft skin, right?
1:19:19
Caller
No, he doesn't have sweat glands.
1:19:22
Caller
But wait a minute, why...
1:19:22
Duran Duran
He doesn't have sweat glands.
1:19:24
Caller
Yeah.
1:19:25
Caller
But why...
1:19:25
Duran Duran
That's even more reason for him to do manual labor.
1:19:27
Drew
That's a good angle, yeah. He won't sync up his shirt.
1:19:31
Adam
He'll overheat.
1:19:32
Drew
His body will overheat.
1:19:33
Adam
Why doesn't he work in an office and require it to be air conditioned?
1:19:35
Caller
But why did he think you were psycho?
1:19:38
Caller
Because, I don't know, I guess I'm a jealous person.
1:19:42
Drew
All right, you two match me. Christina, do me a favor. Take that kid, bring it to the desert and see if you can have some hyenas raise it. So it can have a fighting chance between you two idiots over there.
1:19:55
Adam
And by the way, when you guys perform as musicians, don't you work pretty hard at it? I mean, a little harder than somebody sitting behind a desk.
1:20:01
Drew
Warren sweats so much, he has to take his shirt off each and every show. I guarantee you that. All right, Christina, please don't screw that kid up. I won't. All right, thank you. Oh my God. These two is mommy and daddy. I'm moving to England. That's it. I'm going to move to England.
1:20:17
Caller
I'm moving to England. I'm moving everywhere.
1:20:19
Drew
Oh, how dare you.
1:20:21
Duran Duran
Me and Simon will split you up, please.
1:20:22
Caller
You wouldn't like the weather.
1:20:23
Caller
I want to go to Bitha.
1:20:24
Drew
I'm going to get a nice flat with Warren. I'm going to wear his fur coat.
1:20:28
Duran Duran
Did you see the fur coat? You haven't seen it. Oh, that's been a while.
1:20:31
Drew
It's been a while since I've seen you in the fur, but I do remember you that way. On nights when I remember you. You know what I'm saying?
1:20:37
Adam
Yeah, think about it.
1:20:38
Drew
Yes.
1:20:38
Duran Duran
Those Loveline nights.
1:20:40
Drew
Oh, yes. You're 24. What's up, Lauren?
1:20:42
Caller
What's up, Adam? Dr. Drew, Duran Duran. Basically, I've been dating my boyfriend for six months and this has been serious love for me. But the problem is right now is that we've been sleeping together for a couple months now and he's having trouble maintaining an erection. My first reaction was to ignore it, but it seems to be becoming more and more disturbing for him and I don't know whether it's better to talk about it, is going to make it worse, or to ignore it and act like it's not a big deal.
1:21:19
Adam
We've got to take a break here.
1:21:20
Drew
All right.
1:21:21
Caller
Lauren.
1:21:22
Adam
Oh, there it goes.
1:21:23
Drew
We're not ignoring you, but we're going to take a quick break. All right. And then Duran Duran is here by the way.
1:21:29
Caller
Help us.
1:21:30
Caller
I love you guys. You're the first concert I ever went to.
1:21:34
Drew
Italy beat Turkey. We found that out. All right. See you in a minute. Lauren, we're going to take a quick break and then we'll get to your boyfriend's erection.
1:21:42
Caller
Thank you.
1:21:43
Drew
After this.
1:21:44
Caller
Back once again.
1:21:46
Caller
Love line.
1:21:47
Caller
Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.
1:22:18
Drew
It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Simon, Nick and Warren are all here from Duran Duran. You can find them in the garage. No, you find them in the car park, as they call it, across the street.
1:22:31
Caller
They find them in the cupboard underneath the sink, actually.
1:22:34
Drew
Next to, yeah, Warren's there, yeah. You can find them on Tuesday when the CD Pop Trash comes out, playing at the Beverly Connection, across the street from the Beverly Center and fabulous Beverly Hills. And then you can find, is it in Beverly Hills? It must just be in Beverly Hills.
1:22:50
Caller
Oh, we're not that expensive.
1:22:51
Caller
I've got something else to know where they can find some absinthe, Nick.
1:22:55
Caller
Do they? Oh, well, isn't it? I would just go to absinthe.com if I were that kind of guy.
1:23:00
Caller
Well, I just, you know, here's to absinthe friends.
1:23:03
Caller
There you go.
1:23:04
Duran Duran
We've got some in Bluebird on the King's Road in London.
1:23:06
Caller
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
1:23:09
Caller
Yeah, what's up?
1:23:10
Drew
What is up? So, you're 24. You got that boyfriend who loses his erection.
1:23:15
Caller
Yeah, but this is my love.
1:23:17
Duran Duran
Yeah, how's the floor play situation with you guys?
1:23:20
Caller
The floor play is great. I've had to help him in that department a little bit.
1:23:26
Duran Duran
What do you mean?
1:23:26
Drew
Boy, that didn't sound like a ringing endorsement.
1:23:29
Duran Duran
It's great.
1:23:29
Drew
The floor play is...
1:23:31
Duran Duran
I mean, the floor play should be really great and you should be very erect.
1:23:35
Caller
Well, we start off like that. It starts out good and then we get into it and then...
1:23:41
Drew
He loses it.
1:23:43
Caller
I can tell that he's already freaking out that he's going to lose it.
1:23:46
Caller
That's the worst thing. If you freak out, you're going to lose it. Especially if you're thinking about losing it.
1:23:52
Caller
I know.
1:23:53
Caller
Nothing is more sure than that.
1:23:55
Adam
It's not physical. It's mental.
1:23:56
Drew
Does he lose it when he's in you?
1:23:58
Caller
Yes, exactly.
1:24:00
Adam
How long does it last?
1:24:02
Caller
Within a few minutes.
1:24:04
Adam
Does he have... Is he on any medications?
1:24:05
Caller
Nope.
1:24:06
Adam
Any medical problems?
1:24:07
Caller
None that I know of.
1:24:09
Drew
Now, can you get him going again? Can you revive him?
1:24:11
Caller
No, because it's just like...
1:24:13
Caller
He's just upset.
1:24:14
Caller
I mean, he just rolls off me.
1:24:15
Caller
Of course, of course.
1:24:16
Caller
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:24:17
Drew
And does he give you oral sex?
1:24:19
Caller
Yes.
1:24:19
Caller
I mean, that's fine, but I know this is killing his male ego.
1:24:22
Drew
But you know, you said he needed a little help in the foreplay department before.
1:24:27
Caller
Well, I mean, he...
1:24:29
Caller
He needs us to spend more time. That's all.
1:24:31
Adam
Did you tell him that?
1:24:32
Caller
Yeah.
1:24:33
Caller
I mean, not in a way.
1:24:35
Caller
I didn't. I just showed him.
1:24:36
Caller
I didn't really tell him.
1:24:37
Drew
But he should finish you off orally.
1:24:39
Duran Duran
You know what I think she should do? I think you should just kind of, you know, get him off without him going in you. Just kind of just take care of him with your hands, with your mouth, do what you can do and just keep talking to him. And don't let him. Don't even let him get inside you.
1:24:55
Drew
I bet she couldn't finish him off orally. You think it would work?
1:24:58
Duran Duran
I bet he'd be a bit more relaxed.
1:25:00
Caller
No, actually, I do that a lot.
1:25:02
Drew
You do? And it works?
1:25:03
Caller
Yeah, I mean, sometimes I just don't even expect sex. Like, I'll just, he'll come home from work and I'll do that to him.
1:25:08
Drew
Hey, you have a sister? Sounds like an ideal woman. Alright, Lauren?
1:25:13
Caller
Honestly, I care a lot about him. I just want to make it work out.
1:25:16
Drew
Alright, you have to instruct him a little when it comes to working on you. Listen, there's no excuse for not finishing off your partner. I mean, if your penis cops out, your mouth still works, you roll over, go downstairs. She likes that anyway. You give her her orgasm and then she's not complaining.
1:25:34
Adam
And she should feel free to talk with him, not in bed, but begin the discussion about what it is they're doing, what he likes, reassure him. He's into this mode where the anxiety, the expectation that's going to happen again is what makes it happen.
1:25:46
Caller
It's the kind of thing that can just happen once and you can't stop thinking about it and it happens again and again and again. And in a way you've kind of got to almost distract him from it, I think.
1:25:54
Duran Duran
Women have a way, they kind of have a habit of thinking that it's them that's the problem. And that's the worst thing because sometimes a guy could be up really late, not saying it's me. No, no.
1:26:05
Adam
And the semen just go back in his mouth.
1:26:08
Duran Duran
And you can be doing it for a while and then it just starts going a little bit softer and then it gets back again. And the girl instantly thinks that she's not turning you on and it has nothing to do with that. And it gets the guy, not me, but it gets the guy kind of mad.
1:26:25
Caller
Of course it's not you. Of course it's not you.
1:26:27
Caller
But I think.
1:26:28
Duran Duran
But I think.
1:26:30
Adam
In fact, I would think. I'm just thinking about this. If you are really into the person and you start sort of pooping out, it's that much more upsetting to you as the man. It makes it more likely it's going to happen because this shouldn't be happening now. And yet it does and you get more.
1:26:43
Duran Duran
You could be thinking about like the other day I was with somebody and the radio was on in the other room.
1:26:48
Adam
Yeah.
1:26:48
Duran Duran
And it was like having noisy neighbors. I didn't want to hear this song that was on and I was thinking about that. And she goes, what's the matter? I said, look, let me just go in the other room and turn the radio off. I turned the radio off, everything was fine.
1:27:00
Drew
Wow.
1:27:00
Adam
That must have been very reassuring to her.
1:27:02
Drew
So the point is, is always have something you can turn off in case there's problems. Toaster oven, radio, what have you. Fritz?
1:27:10
Caller
Yes.
1:27:11
Drew
You're 19, what's up?
1:27:13
Caller
Actually, I have a question for Drew. Yeah. I've got a painful protruding bump under the skin on my anus.
1:27:22
Drew
That is your testicles.
1:27:24
Adam
No, that could be a like an abscess or a sinus tract.
1:27:29
Drew
Ooh, wait a minute.
1:27:30
Adam
Fistula.
1:27:30
Drew
I may have had one of those. How long has it been there?
1:27:32
Adam
It could be a hemorrhoid. These are things that need to be looked at.
1:27:35
Caller
Well, it doesn't burn or itch or anything. It's been there about a week.
1:27:38
Adam
Yeah, it needs to be looked at.
1:27:39
Drew
All right, it's close to your anus.
1:27:41
Caller
Yeah, it's right on the rim.
1:27:42
Drew
Right on the rim.
1:27:43
Adam
It's probably hemorrhoid then.
1:27:44
Drew
And it's painful.
1:27:45
Caller
Yeah.
1:27:46
Drew
And it's been there and is it getting worse?
1:27:49
Caller
That shit's not going, it's not getting smaller, it's not going away.
1:27:52
Drew
Yeah, is it hard to walk?
1:27:54
Caller
No.
1:27:54
Drew
No.
1:27:55
Adam
Hot, hot, for right now, hot baths.
1:27:57
Caller
Yeah.
1:27:57
Adam
Hot baths.
1:27:58
Duran Duran
I bet you it'll just disappear in a few days.
1:27:59
Drew
Maybe, maybe it's a carbuncle. I had one of those once.
1:28:02
Caller
Yeah.
1:28:03
Drew
Bad news.
1:28:04
Caller
Also, also, uh, Drew? Yeah. Have you ever heard of, um, that dude gave up, what's up?
1:28:12
Drew
Oh, he didn't have anything on his anus. He wanted to shout out to his peeps. True. But he knew I had something on my anus.
1:28:21
Adam
That's right. That's why he brought it up.
1:28:23
Drew
He knew he'd find a sympathetic ear, or at least ass. Adam, the caller? You're 14. What's up?
1:28:31
Caller
Uh, nothing much.
1:28:32
Caller
I'd like to say that you guys are great.
1:28:34
Drew
Thank you.
1:28:35
Caller
Uh, I've, I've, uh, I've got a question to ask you guys.
1:28:42
Drew
Go right ahead.
1:28:42
Caller
My dad is like the laziest person in the world. I mean, he's an Internet addict. He, like, stays on the Internet till like 5 o'clock in the morning.
1:28:53
Drew
All right. Is that your question?
1:28:56
Caller
I wanted to know what should I do about it. I mean, he hardly ever spends any time with me or anything.
1:29:03
Drew
Oh, boy.
1:29:04
Caller
Plus, I want to read something to you that I may...
1:29:06
Drew
Oh, you're going to have to read something. I, I don't trust this guy because his question is something else. Isn't it true? Yeah.
1:29:12
Caller
Disqualified.
1:29:14
Drew
All right. Let's talk to Grace. Grace.
1:29:16
Caller
Hi.
1:29:17
Drew
You're 14. What's up?
1:29:18
Caller
Yeah. What's up? Duran Duran, you guys rock?
1:29:21
Caller
Oh, yeah. We're here.
1:29:23
Caller
Adam and Dr. Drew, I love you.
1:29:25
Drew
Thank you.
1:29:26
Duran Duran
And they rock, too.
1:29:27
Drew
We certainly can. Hypothetically, not actually with instruments. You walked in on your cousin masturbating?
1:29:33
Caller
Yeah.
1:29:34
Caller
Or putting away the mints, as they call it here.
1:29:37
Duran Duran
Where are you?
1:29:37
Caller
Putting away the mints?
1:29:39
Duran Duran
Where?
1:29:40
Caller
California, Berkeley, California.
1:29:41
Duran Duran
Oakland, that's where you're going tomorrow.
1:29:43
Drew
That's right.
1:29:43
Duran Duran
You're going to be putting away the mints with those big boys tomorrow.
1:29:47
Caller
Is that mints, as in mints me, or is it this in like...
1:29:50
Drew
Mints about.
1:29:51
Caller
I don't know why they call it that.
1:29:52
Caller
Is it mints, as in like sort of spear mints and pediments?
1:29:55
Caller
I'm not sure why they call it that. It's pretty funny, though.
1:29:58
Drew
All right. So, Grace, you walked in on him doing that.
1:30:01
Caller
Yeah.
1:30:01
Drew
How old is he?
1:30:03
Caller
He's like 15.
1:30:04
Drew
And you can't get this image out of your mind?
1:30:06
Caller
No, it's really disturbing.
1:30:07
Caller
Does it make you laugh and giggle?
1:30:09
Adam
How long ago did this happen?
1:30:11
Caller
It was like a couple weeks ago.
1:30:13
Adam
Still obsessing about it.
1:30:14
Caller
The thing is that I'm like staying with him for a week or so. Or like more. And so it's like really embarrassing whenever I see him around.
1:30:22
Duran Duran
Yeah. What did he do when you walked in on him?
1:30:27
Caller
I don't know.
1:30:27
Caller
He was just like, like, hey, get out of here.
1:30:29
Caller
I don't know.
1:30:30
Caller
He was like, hey, get out of here. And you like shut the door.
1:30:33
Drew
All right. Well, listen, it's more disturbing, the image of you walking in on him for him than it probably is of you. If you're 14, you'll see something else disturbing, God willing, soon, and it will be replaced, you know what I mean? I mean, think about all that disturbing stuff you saw when you were younger. But now it's just been replaced by new disturbing things.
1:30:54
Caller
Hey, it could be worse. You could be on Spingo, right?
1:30:56
Drew
That's right. Cheers. We'll take ourselves a little break. Duran Duran is our guest tonight. We'll be right back after this.
1:31:10
Adam
Loveline will be right back.
1:31:33
Drew
It's Loveline. Hey, Drew, you know what I figured out? The difference between English people and the Americans are?
1:31:38
Adam
What's that?
1:31:39
Drew
English like to argue, and Americans like to fight. Because English are good talkers, and they like a good debate, they like a spirited argument. Whereas Americans aren't that smart, someone would punch the other guy halfway into the argument. So Americans actually fight with their fist, whereas Englishmen, they sort of verbally jowl.
1:31:59
Caller
So it's like, it sounds like the difference between ice hockey and snooker to me.
1:32:05
Adam
We actually had a situation.
1:32:06
Caller
Can we get a pompous prize, please?
1:32:08
Adam
Right. People would actually start beating each other.
1:32:10
Drew
Well, at least they do verbally. That's what I love about that House of Commons or whatever it is where they yell. I love it. It's a great thing out of England since the Beatles. All right. Pop Trash is the name of the CD, Duran Duran. Guys, good to see you again. We're all out of show. The Tonight Show on Thursday and then the Beverly Center, at least across from the Beverly Center on Tuesday, at the car park when the CD comes out. Thanks a lot for coming in.
1:32:43
Caller
I'm going to say hello to Tracy and Ty. There you go.
1:32:46
Drew
You've done your work.
1:32:48
Duran Duran
Right on.
1:32:49
Drew
Until next time, it's Adam Crow for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.
1:32:52
Caller
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
1:32:55
Drew
Well now.
1:33:04
Adam
Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold.
1:33:06
Caller
Now, please enjoy these birds.