Episode 1000754887330

1:41 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:44 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:47 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:49 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:52 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:54 Voiceover Loveline.

1:58 Drew It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Sunday night, Duran Duran, Matthew Lillard will be in here from all the Scream movies on Monday. And tonight, it's just the love that the two hosts find between each other. My ankle feels much better.

2:24 Adam I told you.

2:24 Drew Thanks to Drew and his anti-inflammatory drugs.

2:27 Adam My magic potions.

2:29 Drew Yes.

2:29 Adam I bet you were better by morning. Ye of little faith.

2:32 Drew I did feel better. I mean, you know what's weird though?

2:36 Adam Yeah, even as you walked out here last night, you were lecturing me, no, no, no, with me, it peaks out at the first day and has nothing going to stop it.

2:43 Drew Yeah. Well, they didn't have those high-falutin drugs back when I used to sprain my ankle on a regular basis.

2:49 Adam I think it was gout anyway.

2:50 Drew My thigh remains sore. That's a little distressing. You think that's gout?

2:57 I think you had gout, yeah.

2:58 Drew Anderson.

2:59 Adam I had a gout.

3:00 Drew One more reason to hate Anderson. Why is it gout? Guy can't twist his ankle without getting gout?

3:06 Adam The way it came on late and the degree of the heat and the intensity of the swelling and all, the synovitis.

3:11 Drew That's what gout is? How do you get rid of the gout?

3:13 Adam We did it.

3:14 Drew Fantastic. All right. Allison?

3:18 Adam Allison?

3:19 Yes?

3:19 Drew You're 17. What's up?

3:23 Caller I know what it is, but I just was wondering, me and my boyfriend kind of decided that we wanted to try oral sex. And I get the concept of it, but I really don't know how I'll go about it.

3:37 Adam I'm actually delighted to have questions like this. I thought kids these days are starting at 14.

3:43 Drew Well, you know what you do, right?

3:46 Caller No, not really.

3:48 Drew Well, you know it involves your mouth, right?

3:50 Caller Yeah. That'd be the oral part.

3:52 Adam That would be.

3:53 Drew And then you know it also involves his anus, right? No, you know, you know it involves his penis, right? You know that. And you know, are you taking notes, by the way, because I don't want to just be talking.

4:08 Adam She's looking for some tips, Adam, so to speak.

4:10 Drew You're looking for a technique?

4:11 Adam Yeah.

4:12 Caller I guess, yeah.

4:13 Adam And a little, a little coaching, a little words of a Yale pep talk.

4:17 Drew All right.

4:17 Adam So pizza.

4:19 Drew You put your mouth on his penis, right?

4:21 Caller Yeah.

4:22 Drew Okay. And is important not to use your teeth or bite down or do anything like that, right?

4:28 Caller Yeah.

4:29 Drew Now, you're going to get a lot of advice from a lot of your screwy girlfriends, but I want you to listen to me.

4:34 Caller Okay.

4:35 Drew I'm a guy. I have half a penis. I know what I'm talking about. Half? The point is a third of a penis. The point is, is you need to be consistent. You know what I mean? Whatever rhythm you establish, you should stay with that for a little while. Okay. And mostly what guys are looking for is enthusiasm. Not so much technique. I mean, I've never had a BJ that I really didn't like. Certain techniques are better than others, but I've never really had any major complaints.

5:07 Adam What do you mean by enthusiasm? Well, act like you want to be there.

5:12 Drew You know what it is, Allison?

5:14 Caller What's that?

5:15 Drew It's like dancing. Maybe you're not the world's greatest dancer, but as long as you're out there really working it, the guys in the band are happy. They want to see you sweating out there a little bit.

5:27 Caller Okay.

5:28 Drew You know what I mean?

5:29 Caller Yeah.

5:29 Drew So, you know, put the thing in your mouth and just get a little consistency going. I'm not exactly sure what the action is. Just see if you can keep your teeth out of there.

5:39 Caller Okay.

5:40 Drew And, you know, if you get your tongue involved, that's fantastic.

5:43 Caller Okay.

5:44 Drew But don't put too much pressure on yourself.

5:46 Caller Okay.

5:47 Drew And what about your boyfriend? What about him? Is he going to do some oral sex to you?

5:52 Caller I don't know.

5:54 Drew But you've just...

5:54 Caller I don't really discuss that.

5:55 Drew Well, you discussed oral sex in general, right? So you could assume that maybe some is heading your way as well, right?

6:03 Caller Yeah, I guess.

6:04 Drew All right. Well, he's inexperienced as well?

6:08 Caller Oh, yeah.

6:09 Drew Yeah. All right. So you guys will discover it together.

6:14 Caller Okay.

6:15 Adam That does not help her at all.

6:16 Drew Well, I don't know what technique...

6:19 Adam Give me the book.

6:20 Drew I could give him tips, but he's not on the phone. So as far as you go, just keep consistent, keep enthusiastic.

6:29 Adam And then don't be afraid to instruct him. Guys like instruction.

6:32 Drew Yeah, and don't be scared to ask him what he likes or what feels good. You guys will learn together. Be like Sesame Street on his penis. All right?

6:41 Okay.

6:42 Drew All right. And listen, leave his butt alone and leave his nards alone.

6:47 Okay.

6:48 Drew Yeah, guys don't like that. Okay.

6:51 Adam But Cosmo.

6:52 Drew Yeah, Cosmo would suggest that you put, you know, one finger in his anus and the other one up his taint and then take his nuts and try to tie it into some sort of origami swan. Please, ladies, who are you kidding? Leave that ass alone. Leave them nuts alone and just get busy on the penis. That's all we want. And if you want to reach up and tweak a nipple, well, that's your business. I'm not going to stop you from that. I have sensitive nipples.

7:19 Adam I know. Yeah, I know.

7:20 Drew I don't mind a little nipple plight.

7:22 Adam You have an in mind. You're talking about it. Too much. Well, you're not high on Viking and I can't talk to you about it. Last night we had elaborate discussions about our preferences.

7:31 Drew Well, I was high on the Viking.

7:32 That's why it was easy.

7:33 Drew Drew, you refused to accept me as a sexual being and that's something we need to talk about. Leslie?

7:39 Hi.

7:43 Drew You're 21. What's up?

7:45 Guest Hi. Actually, this is kind of embarrassing for me to talk about, but I feel comfortable talking to you guys, so.

7:51 Drew Thank you.

7:53 Guest Okay. Well, see, there's this girl I work with and she's in her twenties too and I'm really, really attracted to her. Like, I cannot stop staring at her when I'm at work and it's really embarrassing because we'll like meet eyes and stuff and she'll smile at me and I'll just like get all tingly and everything. And well, the thing is I don't really know if she's like that way or whatever.

8:16 Adam Do you got a feeling that she is?

8:18 Guest Actually, I don't. I really don't know. I've only talked to her a couple of times. And like I said, I look at her a lot and she knows me and I know her a little bit. And it's just, it's really hard because I want to do something.

8:32 Drew Are you a lesbian?

8:34 Guest Well, I don't. I have a boyfriend but I haven't really experimented with women or anything like that before.

8:41 Drew What's wrong with your boyfriend?

8:43 Guest Well, we've been together for like three and a half years and I'm just kind of getting, you know, kind of experimental ones.

8:50 Adam Yeah. We have found that sometimes women get this way not because they are so much interested in women, is they're interested in out of the relationship.

9:00 Guest True.

9:01 Adam And this is sort of a safe way out. You're not really cheating on them because after all, it's-

9:06 Drew Just some girl at work.

9:08 Adam Yeah.

9:09 Drew It seems like you're done with the relationship.

9:11 Adam Yeah.

9:12 Guest Well, I don't know about that.

9:13 Drew Well, it's familiar, but that's about it.

9:17 Guest I suppose so. I was just kind of wondering if there was like a tactful way I could talk to her and you know-

9:23 Adam Wait, before we get to that, let's get rid of this relationship.

9:25 Drew Do you want to have sex with her?

9:28 Guest Yeah, I kind of do.

9:29 Adam Don't you think that might disturb your boyfriend?

9:31 Guest Actually, no. He's into it. I've told him about that I'm interested in this girl and he's always saying-

9:38 Drew He may be on his way out, too.

9:39 Adam Yeah. If you were eight years older, this relationship would have lasted about six weeks?

9:45 Drew Seven weeks.

9:46 Adam Yeah, seven weeks. You're not used to making assessments about the relationship, whether you want it to continue, and then how to get out.

9:53 Guest Right.

9:53 Drew What kind of place do you work at?

9:55 Guest Well, I don't really want to talk about it. It's kind of like a telemarketing place, but not really telemarketing.

10:01 Drew I see.

10:02 Adam Phone sex.

10:04 Guest Really? No, not phone sex.

10:06 Drew Is she above you or below you?

10:07 Guest She's above me, but not that much above me.

10:10 Drew I see. Is she single?

10:12 Guest Actually, I don't know. I haven't had that kind of a conversation with her yet.

10:17 Drew All right. How are you doing? Are you attractive?

10:21 Guest I think so, maybe a little bit. I mean, I'm kind of working on myself.

10:25 Drew What are you working on?

10:27 Guest Maybe losing a couple pounds here and there.

10:29 Drew Yeah, it's funny. Drew had that five.

10:32 Guest Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to do in the next month or so.

10:36 Drew I see. You want to lose a few pounds and then turn over a new lesbian leaf.

10:42 Guest Maybe.

10:42 Drew All right.

10:43 Adam You're fat.

10:44 Drew Drew, please, how dare you?

10:45 Adam My God.

10:46 Drew Leslie.

10:47 Guest Yeah.

10:47 Drew Why don't you ask the lady if she wants to have a drink after work?

10:53 Guest I think I could do that. I'm just not quite sure how to. I don't want to scare her away.

10:58 Drew Well, listen, let me tell you something. Nothing's going to happen unless you get a few cocktails in her.

11:03 Adam I'll tell you that right now. But listen.

11:05 Drew But let me explain about women. They're all dying to be lesbians on some level.

11:10 Adam Oh my God. What do you hire on tonight?

11:13 Drew A couple of high balls. Not, how dare you? Not dying to be lesbians in terms of a lifestyle, but they love to have an experience with a woman. I think a lot of women want to have an experience with a woman, almost like they want to check it off a list, say they've done it, sort of satisfy that sexual requirement.

11:33 Adam You've always said that was a male thing to have on the list.

11:36 Drew Like a scavenger hunt.

11:37 Adam You've always said that was a male thing to have the scavenger hunt. The women don't do that so much.

11:40 Drew They don't as far as the positions and the anal sex and all that kind of stuff, but these days, I think a lot of women feel like they need to experience a woman once.

11:50 Adam They're missing something.

11:51 Drew At some point, just to see what everyone's talking about. And that ain't going to happen sober. They need an excuse. Ask her out for a drink.

11:58 Adam It's not going to scare her off just to say, well, let's spend some time together. If she's going to say yes or no, and that's that.

12:04 Drew Yeah. And as far as the guy goes, you need to break up.

12:07 Adam You need to begin finishing that, I think.

12:09 Drew And he sounds like he's about done, too.

12:12 Adam And if he isn't, he should be. If he doesn't know he is, he should be.

12:15 Drew He knows it on some level. Tom? Yeah. You're 20. What's up?

12:19 Caller Yeah, when I drink heavily, I tend to puke blood.

12:23 Adam Have you ever seen a doctor about that? Does the blood come after you vomited for a while, then suddenly blood?

12:28 Yeah, like a few ounces.

12:30 Adam Did you? I don't think you're hearing the question. You vomit several times and then the blood comes?

12:36 Caller The first time I vomit.

12:37 Adam First time the blood is there?

12:38 Caller Yeah, it comes out and then the first blood.

12:41 Adam When was the last time this happened?

12:42 Caller Well, actually it happened when I took some pills once too. That was the last time.

12:47 I took some Vicodin and some...

12:48 Adam And then you vomited and there was blood?

12:50 Caller Blood.

12:50 Adam Was there aspirin in any of those pills?

12:52 Caller Well, I took time out coding with it too.

12:54 Adam That's not aspirin. Was there aspirin in any of those pills? No aspirin, no. There are three possibilities from this, or maybe even four. One is that this is some sort of ulcer. Second, and more probably, that this is gastritis, which is an inflammation of the lining of the stomach caused by alcohol. Third would be this is something called a Mallory Weiss tear, which when you vomit, you actually tear the esophagus where it connects with the stomach. And that usually is the cause of the blood that comes later in the vomiting. And it could be esophagitis, erosion of the esophagus. You need to go get yourself some Pepsid or Xantac or Axid, one of those over-the-counter medications. Take two twice a day and see a doctor immediately. Because you may be anemic, you may be losing iron, there could be lots, there could be something else there.

13:34 Drew Why should you take that stuff twice a day?

13:36 Adam Because it will shut off the acid secretion in the meantime if there's an ulcer sitting there or something that could suddenly blow.

13:41 Drew Wouldn't he feel it if he had that ulcer?

13:42 Adam Not necessarily.

13:43 Drew Really? One time when I was in high school after a good night of a chugging white wine, I threw up so hard my eyelids were bloodshot.

13:53 Adam Your eyelids or your eye white?

13:54 Drew Eyelids.

13:56 Adam Nice.

13:56 Drew When your eyelids get bloodshot.

13:58 Adam Not bloodshot, purple, right?

14:01 Drew Well, actually, I shouldn't use the word bloodshot because you would assume that was the whites of my eyes. But there were bloodshot in the sense that you could see the veins in them. It didn't look like a black eye.

14:13 Adam Were there purple dots like this?

14:14 Drew Purple dots and you could see the veins in the eyelids.

14:20 Adam It's called petechiae.

14:21 Drew Yeah, petechiae.

14:22 Adam It's from straining so hard that the pressure.

14:28 Drew I was vomiting so hard for so long that I blew out my eyelids. My sister found me in the driveway from the neck up, from.

14:44 Adam From retching.

14:44 Drew From retching? Yeah.

14:45 Adam Actually.

14:46 Drew I just had my eyelids because my eyes were bulging the whole time. I crawled home from whatever party I was at. I threw up in the shrub on my front driveway and then I passed out in the driveway. I was passed out there for a few hours. I think my sister came home and found me. Then I somehow got into my bed. I remember when I woke up the next day, I was in my bed, I had gravel still stuck in my cheek from sleeping on the driveway. Then I just dry heaved the entire next day. I think what caused the blood vessels to burst in my eyelids. But that's some world-class heaving there. When you get a couple of black eyes at the end of it. Fun story to explain to people too when they're curious about what happened to my eyelids.

15:36 Adam I'm pancreatitis. That's made people vomit like that too. Anyway.

15:39 Drew Not me though.

15:40 Adam Oh yeah, of course not.

15:40 Drew No. I drank a half bottle of white wine that a guy named Chet stole from the 7-Eleven he was working in.

15:49 Adam But that's how you get pancreatitis.

15:51 Drew Wretched like that.

15:51 Adam Too much alcohol, yeah.

15:53 Drew To be fair to me, I've only vomited from alcohol about 25 times.

16:02 Adam That you can remember. Yes.

16:04 Caller Yes.

16:05 Drew There was no lesson learned that day.

16:06 Adam That's good.

16:07 Drew None at all. Ian?

16:10 Caller Yeah.

16:10 Drew You're 27.

16:11 Caller Yeah. First of all, Dr. Drew, I know that you're a busy man, but I thought I had to ask you if you have ever had the opportunity to read the book, Natural History of Rape, and if you have, what are your thoughts on it?

16:23 Adam I have not yet. I've read reviews of it.

16:25 Caller You know what I'm talking about.

16:26 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

16:27 Drew Is it a pop-up book? I might be interested.

16:30 Adam And I actually was going to read it. I actually, I think I ordered it at one point. For some reason, I forgot about it when it never arrived. But I will get back to it.

16:37 Drew Well, as we were talking about on the show a few weeks ago, I had seen Rape the musical off Broadway, but I've never actually read the book.

16:47 Adam This is a book by a couple of anthropologists, basically, who sort of argue, they make an unpopular argument that rape is sort of out of necessity kind of thing.

16:58 Caller Not so much that it's out of necessity, but it's a biological phenomenon.

17:01 Adam It's a biological process, yeah. Yeah.

17:03 Drew How dare you, Drew, out of necessity.

17:05 Caller Well, no.

17:05 Adam Well, because the reason I say that is, if I remember right, these guys are not biological anthropologists, per se, and they make a biological...

17:13 Caller But in fact, they are not anthropologists at all.

17:15 Adam Yeah, that's what I remember. One of the criticisms was these guys weren't trained to make the kind of argument they were making, so.

17:21 Caller Well, insofar as they are sociobiologists, they are entirely qualified.

17:26 Adam To make it a biological anthropological...

17:29 Caller Indeed.

17:29 Drew Okay.

17:30 Caller Well, you know, you'd have to read it and I won't go into it now.

17:33 Adam No, I will. I plan to.

17:35 Drew It may be a good defense for you, Drew, if you ever get popped.

17:38 Adam I'm sure people will use it. It's one of the downsides to good arguments.

17:41 Drew Well, I mean, there's a fair amount of rape going on in the animal kingdom, right?

17:46 Adam Absolutely right.

17:47 Drew And I'm guessing men did a fair amount of raping way back when, you know, millions of years ago kind of thing. But it's one of those other things too, that there was a lot of other things that we did back then that are against the law and we're not allowed to do now, does it?

18:01 Adam We control where we poo.

18:02 Drew Does it mean we can do them? Yeah. All right. Yeah, we don't crap on rocks. Although I did take a leak in the sink of the women's room of the man show today.

18:10 Adam The man show? Last night here.

18:13 Drew Oh, well, I had to pee in the sink here last night.

18:15 Adam You peed in the sink here, guys, just so you know.

18:17 Drew I was barefoot.

18:19 Adam Yeah, he wouldn't go in that crappy bathroom.

18:22 Drew I couldn't walk in there barefoot. I get ring warm or something, right? Stepping some elephant dung in this place.

18:28 Adam You get.

18:29 Drew Yeah, right.

18:31 Adam Strongyloides, what you get to your feet.

18:32 Caller My actual question that I had for you. My girlfriend said to me how I like that she's got an inverted uterus.

18:40 Adam Right. Give me the book. It means the uterus is sort of flipped over in a common, but not sort of anatomically routine position. Let me show Adam here so we understand. I'm getting an anatomy book.

18:55 Drew Listen, I'm picturing a uterus that's upside down.

18:58 Adam Basically, see it usually falls forward here.

19:01 Drew I can't see your fingers in the way. Yeah, the uterus, is that the uterus up there?

19:05 Adam This is the uterus and hers is flipped back.

19:07 Drew I see.

19:08 Adam And so it just lies in the wrong.

19:10 Drew Where's the hole part?

19:11 Adam This is the hole.

19:12 Drew Where?

19:13 Adam Oh, look at Drew.

19:14 Drew You missed it. My penis goes where?

19:16 Adam Right there.

19:16 Drew There? And how far up? What can I feel if I got my fingers up there? Would I feel that uterus?

19:22 Adam Nothing.

19:22 Drew No?

19:22 Adam Well, yeah, if you really push, you might get the cervix.

19:26 Drew Thank you. All right, so.

19:27 Caller Is this a condition that is innocuous more or less?

19:30 Adam Yeah, it can cause a little pain during periods and things like that, but it can actually go back.

19:34 Caller During intercourse, too, but.

19:36 Adam Is she getting pain then?

19:37 Caller I beg your pardon?

19:38 Adam Does she get pain during intercourse?

19:39 Caller Oh, I don't, but she does, yes. Okay.

19:43 Adam And it can cause that.

19:44 Caller Childbirth. Is that, that's certainly.

19:49 Adam It shouldn't have any significant impact on that.

19:51 Caller Okay.

19:51 Adam Okay.

19:51 Drew All right, Ian.

19:52 Caller Thank you.

19:53 Adam All right.

19:53 Drew All right. Thank you.

19:55 Adam I got to get that rate book.

19:56 Drew Lucky Charms guy calling this up. Yeah, you got to pick that rate book up, Drew. I do.

20:01 Hey, guys, which sink did you pee in, Adam?

20:05 Adam The men's room.

20:06 Drew Men's room. Okay.

20:07 In the room, not where we wash our coffee cups?

20:09 Adam No.

20:10 Drew No.

20:10 Adam Not the metal sink.

20:11 Drew How dare you?

20:12 Adam Ceramics.

20:13 Drew The temerity. Accusing me of peeing in that sink. No, I.

20:18 Adam It's hard for me to get out of that bathroom with him peeing in the sink, I gotta tell you.

20:20 Drew I sprained my foot yesterday and I was barefoot and I hobbled my way into the bathroom after an hour and a half and eight cups of coffee. I had to go like a raise horse. And I realized I was barefoot and I know what goes on in that bathroom. That floor around the toilet ain't pretty at all. So I take a quick whiz in the sink. I rinse it off real nice. No problems. Unacceptable. That's all good. Hey, you're in sterile, right, Drew?

20:46 Adam Yeah, most people.

20:47 Drew Good times. John?

20:49 Hello?

20:50 Drew You're 15. What's up?

20:51 Caller Yeah. First off, I want to say I love both you guys.

20:55 Drew Thanks.

20:55 Caller Adam, Drew, you guys are both awesome.

20:57 Drew Thank you. What's up?

20:59 Adam You're gay.

21:00 Caller Excuse me?

21:01 Adam Please, true. Nothing. I got a library of stuff.

21:04 Caller I know.

21:05 Drew Go ahead, John.

21:07 Caller I got a problem with penis size.

21:10 Adam At 15, it's hard for anyone to... First of all, everyone at 15 has a problem, but it's actually difficult to have a real problem because you've got six more years of growth ahead of you.

21:19 Drew All right. Well, where are you hanging? Maybe it's too big.

21:23 Caller When erect, I am one millimeter over five and a half.

21:29 Adam Five and a half millimeters?

21:31 Caller Yeah.

21:32 Adam I don't know how to say that.

21:33 Drew You're one millimeter over five and a half inches? Yeah. You're not a millimeter over. You're 16th over.

21:40 Adam Right. I mean, one tick on your ruler there.

21:43 Drew Yeah, and a standard ruler, which is standard. They don't put military and standard on the same size. One tick either represents a 32nd or a 16th.

21:54 Adam Then there'll be a 16th in most cases. So it's five and one 16th?

21:58 Drew Yeah. So you're five and nine 16th.

21:59 Adam That's almost normal for a grown male. So you're right on track.

22:03 Are you sure?

22:04 Drew Yeah.

22:04 Adam I'm sure.

22:04 I mean, like I've gone on the Internet.

22:07 Adam He sounds elated. Are you sure? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

22:10 Drew Yeah, he's got to send out that press release.

22:12 Adam It's interesting that for a 15-year-old, it's sort of normal for a male to be preoccupied with his adequacy and his sort of stature and his worth and things. It's a 15-year-old material. It's when we have 40-year-olds calling about the same stuff that it's a problem.

22:25 Drew Well, as I was saying the other night, I think all men measure their penis once at about the same age.

22:33 Adam 15.

22:34 Drew I think it's somewhere between 15 and 17.

22:39 Adam Our recommendation is wait till 17.

22:42 Drew And then measure the penis.

22:43 Adam Yeah, why take any...

22:45 Drew Right.

22:46 Adam Why make yourself feel bad?

22:48 Drew I don't know and I was kidding about it, but the water displacement test is a much more accurate way to do it because you get volume.

22:54 Adam We've got to be sure to put up or at least report the average volume of the penis too. We've never reported that.

23:00 Drew That is a much better way to do it if you really think about it.

23:03 Adam In terms of what it's to be used for.

23:05 Drew Yeah, I mean not only length, but it's length meets girth. It's like when you weigh people, you don't just sort of measure them to see how big they are around or how long they are, you sort of weigh them. In a way, it's weighing the penis via water displacement. How could you do that? Would you be lowered down? Would your erect penis be lowered down into a graduated cylinder?

23:33 Adam Maybe we could develop some sort of a, you know, those plastic pillows that displace and roll or something. There's some invention we can come up with without all the mess of liquid.

23:44 Drew I'm going to put the boys on that down at the lamp. All right, we will take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Sasha. Sasha is 16, met a 37-year-old man online who is stalking him. She wants to know what the deal is. We'll tell them after this. Yeah, Nate is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4. Oh, forget about that fax number. We never get any faxes.

24:45 Adam Oh, we never see any faxes. Oh, I see them. Why don't you just address them to Ann?

24:49 Drew Ann brings in one every once in a while that says, I talk too much. I got a brillo head and one eyebrow.

24:56 Adam So if you want fax to get to us, include that in the fax.

24:59 Drew If you start it with that, I'll certainly find it. If it's anything complimentary, not a snowball's chance in hell. All right. Duran Duran is going to be in here on Sunday night. Matthew Lillard will be in here from all the screen movies on Monday. I have some census thing that somebody sent me. Do you know what that is, Drew?

25:20 Adam You mean the government sent you to fill out a census form?

25:21 Drew No, that's not mine. Somebody was in a-

25:24 Adam Look at that.

25:24 Drew Yeah. I told the census guy to beat it, like an old man.

25:29 Adam And this is him?

25:30 Drew I yelled out my window.

25:31 Adam And he left you this letter?

25:33 Drew Maybe it is. No, I don't think so. Jesus Christ. Did you have the census guy come by your place, Drew?

25:39 Adam Maybe my wife dealt with him or something.

25:41 Drew What is it with these guys? I had a guy come by my house every day for two weeks to leave a note on my- I'm never, ever home, and he was leaving a note on my door. I'm your census guy. The one day I am home, I'm taking a nap and he's hitting a buzzer, and I opened my upstairs window.

25:57 Adam He's in pops Corolla, yelling out there.

25:59 Drew Pops Corolla is like in his underpants, he's woken from his nap. He had been first napping two weeks, and I opened the upstairs window and I yelled down, who is it? He yells, it's the census guy, and I yelled, beat it. Beat it. Like one of the Bowery Boys or something.

26:18 Adam That's right.

26:19 Drew So I yelled, beat it, and the guy just took off, and then I woke up an hour later and I felt guilty. I realized the poor son of a bitch is trying to do his job, so I called him up and gave him whatever information he needed. He's like, have you been living in the same residence since April? Yes. Have you been white since April? Yes. Have you been 35 since April? Yes. Thank you.

26:43 Adam That was it?

26:44 Drew That was it. Now the schools can get all kinds of money. Listen, I don't buy into all that crap by the way. They can figure out who's what and where they're living. Why do they have to send somebody out?

26:57 Adam Well, because people lie on the form.

26:58 Drew Talk to the DMV if you want to find out anything about anybody. And listen, let me explain. Census, Los Angeles, too many people. 50% Mexican, lots of schools, need money. There you go. Send it on over. What do I care? Like I'm using the schools, the libraries, the fire department or anything. I don't use anything. Hey, listen, as far as I'm concerned, the federal government wants to know how much you give Los Angeles, give them nothing. Let everyone rot with me. Who cares if they have any money? Please. Make sure everyone's going to school, everyone's going to libraries. We have enough police, enough firemen. We don't have enough anyway. I want my own police, man. I want my own firemen. Pay enough in taxes. I should get my own. That's all. I want this government to be run like a Vegas casino.

27:48 Adam How's that work? The high rollers get special treatment?

27:51 Drew You go in there and drop, you know, 15 grand at the roulette table and they give you a suite. You go in there and throw a couple of nickels in a slot machine. What do you get? A watered-down Greyhound and a bus ticket out of town. That's the way Vegas runs. That's the way this country ought to run.

28:11 Adam Those of you parents out there who are hippies, this is what you get from your kids when they grow up. That's right. If you're a hippie when you raise them, this is what they become later.

28:18 Drew Listen, I pay 600 grand in taxes. I want my own goddamn fireman. That's it. I want to wait outside the house with a hose in case there's trouble. I want my own policeman and I want to be able to tell the garbage man when he comes. I'll pick the day. Come on Wednesday about two. I'm usually at work. No problems. Not tomorrow morning at 5.45. Don't worry, he'll be there.

28:41 Adam Sasha.

28:43 Caller Hi.

28:45 Caller Well, I've got a little problem. I just moved down here from California. I'd lived there for 11 years and I came down here to live with my dad.

28:56 Adam I'm trying to figure out what's beneath California.

28:58 Drew I just moved to Mexico.

28:59 Caller I moved to Miami, Florida.

29:01 Adam Oh, that is beneath it.

29:02 Caller Yeah. I have really no friends down here and no one to really talk to. So I got on the Internet and started talking to people there. And I got an instant message from somebody who had read my profile.

29:17 Drew What's your profile say?

29:19 Caller Just like my interests and everything and my age and like where I live and just my situation overall.

29:28 Drew Mine says a 36-year-old male likes to nap, jack off and complain.

29:33 Adam Not to sound sort of pandering, but at drdrew.com, we really do have great chat rooms. We really do. People will come and support you. I mean, you could actually deal with this problem with the support from that community. Okay.

29:45 Drew So, you met some guy and what happened?

29:47 Caller Well, he told me that he was about 17 and I'm openly gay. And he told me that he was gay and everything. And so we started talking and we talked for a couple of days over the Internet. And he asked me for my number so that we could talk over the phone. And I gave him my number and he called me and we talked for a while. And after that, he asked me to send me his picture, or my picture, and he was going to send me his picture. And when I got his picture, I noticed that he didn't look like 17 at all or anywhere near it. And I asked him about it and he's like, well, I have to tell you that I'm really 37 and all this stuff. And I was pretty shocked. So I told him, no offense, but I really don't want to associate with somebody your age because I think that's kind of scary. There's a lot of people in the world. Even though, even though there's like a lot of nice people also.

30:46 Drew And once you pass 35, nobody's nice.

30:50 Yeah.

30:52 Adam Just think of Adam when you think of that's right.

30:54 Drew That's when I turned.

30:55 Adam Harry.

30:57 Drew Mean.

30:57 Adam Mean.

30:57 Drew And surly.

30:59 Adam Beat it.

31:01 Beat it.

31:02 Drew Census guy.

31:03 Adam So Sasha, what's happening now?

31:06 Caller Well he continues to call me and just Saturday he told me, he called me up and he said I reserved a hotel room in Miami Beach. He's in West Palm. And he said that he reserved a hotel room in Miami Beach and that he was coming down. He was going to see me and meet me and all this stuff like that. And I told him that I was going to be able to. I was busy and I told him that I already told him that I really don't want to have anything to do with it.

31:32 Drew Listen, Sasha, you got to tell him your dad found out now and he's reeling and you can't talk.

31:38 Adam And they're talking to the police.

31:39 Drew Yeah.

31:39 Caller Well, that's the other problem. He's involved with law enforcement.

31:42 Drew Yeah.

31:43 Adam And what does he do?

31:44 Drew He's a felon.

31:44 Caller He was a dispatcher.

31:46 All right, but listen.

31:48 Caller And I don't know.

31:49 Drew Listen, who knows what this guy actually does and what he tells you and all that kind of stuff. I know you're lonely, Sasha. And here's the problem. There's a part of you that likes the attention and it's keeping this going. And you have to cut that off.

32:04 Adam You have to. The parents are fine. You're going to tell your parents. They had found out and they're beginning to talk to police and to keep a record of all this. Keep printed out to whatever you to keep a record of this.

32:13 Drew OK. Sasha, here's the deal.

32:15 Adam And go over to drew.com. We have a lot of 17 year olds who will support you.

32:18 Drew That's right. A lot of 17 year olds.

32:20 Adam We do. Actually, we do.

32:21 Drew Here's the deal, everybody. I haven't given this analogy in quite some time, but it's a solid one. Whoever you are, gay, straight, whatever your situation is, if you have somebody calling you and they're bugging you, here's what you have to give them. Zero. Zero. Because there's a lot of people, especially F'd up people, especially 37 year old guys that are trying to bang 17 year old kids, who can go a pretty good, if they were a car, they could make it from California to Utah in a gallon of gas, do you know what I mean? It doesn't take much to keep these guys going. Your average person realizes, hey, this person's not interested in me, I'm not going to bang my head against the wall, it's embarrassing, I'm moving on. But guys who stalk people, these types of guys.

33:08 Adam They're like real aggressive salesmen.

33:09 Drew They, yeah.

33:10 Adam You ever been around that? Like people selling timeshares?

33:12 Drew Yeah. Oh my god. You drive me insane. And so here's the deal. The analogy is this, they're like a stray cat that shows up in your yard. You feed it a couple of nights, it'll come back every night, every night. That'll be your cat, by the way. Now, you cannot want the cat to go away and say, I'm only going to give it a half a bowl of milk.

33:32 Adam I feel sorry for the cat, I'm going to put something out for it.

33:35 Drew Yeah, I won't give it a full bowl of milk, but I'll give it a couple of tablespoons of milk. It'll still come back, it'll live off of that. That's the deal. The only way to get the cat to go is give it nothing. And it's still coming back for a few nights, just out of memory. But a few nights of nothing, it'll go away. And that's what you have to give nothing. Mike? Yes. You're 21.

33:58 Caller Yeah.

33:58 Drew What's up?

33:59 Caller Well, I always have a real bad problem with keeping stamina up, I guess, during sex. I always either ejaculate too soon or just go soft. And I was just curious.

34:10 Adam I mean, you have two different problems.

34:12 Drew You would go soft even if you didn't ejaculate?

34:15 Caller Yeah. I mean, it would just be over for me.

34:17 Adam Oh, boy.

34:17 Drew You got to kill yourself.

34:18 Adam Are you on any medication?

34:20 Caller No, I'm not on no medication.

34:21 Adam Do you have any medical problems?

34:23 Caller Not that I know of.

34:24 Adam Any sort of issues we should be aware of that might be contributing to your feeling ambivalent about being sexual?

34:30 Caller I have no idea.

34:32 Adam Nothing specific, nothing easy comes to mind.

34:34 Drew So either the champagne cork pops or the bottle just sort of melts.

34:44 Adam How long before the melting occurs?

34:47 Caller Maybe a minute.

34:47 Adam And how long before the pop?

34:50 Caller I don't know. Maybe 30, 40 seconds. I know that whenever I drink alcohol, I can go longer.

34:56 Drew Yeah. Oh, you're Marathon Man. You go a minute, 10 seconds.

34:59 Adam So it's never longer than a minute?

35:01 Caller No.

35:02 Adam So if you are not ejaculating immediately, you're losing your erection.

35:05 Caller Right.

35:06 Drew Wow. You're pretty much either on the way up or on the way down. You don't have any actual erection time. There's getting the erection and losing the erection. And then there's that moment where they cross. You know what I'm saying? But that's it. It's like those NASA airplanes that head up real steep and then arc down, and you float around for a few seconds, simulate a little space. But really, if you think about it, they're either on their way up or on their way down, although you get to float around for 30 seconds. That's about it.

35:39 Adam Oh boy.

35:39 Drew Holy Christ.

35:40 Adam That is not, that's a tough one. Because you can't have him, well you could, I guess, to have him try to ejaculate beforehand, see if an erection sustains.

35:49 Drew Yeah, but then he's gonna lose the erection.

35:50 Adam Or might not even get an erection that way.

35:53 Drew Mike?

35:54 Caller Yeah.

35:54 Drew Yeah, you have a girlfriend?

35:55 Caller Yes, I do.

35:57 Adam And you're close with her?

35:58 Caller Yeah, we're actually really close.

36:00 Drew You do a lot of oral sex on her?

36:03 Caller Yeah, I do. I have to.

36:04 Drew I bet you play her like Liberace played the piano.

36:08 Adam Do you have any feelings about your sexual encounter or your relationship?

36:13 Caller No, no bad feelings. I only good feelings towards her anyway.

36:16 Drew Yeah.

36:17 Caller I was wondering if pod had anything to do with it.

36:20 Adam Yeah, if you're doing it regularly it could. How much pod is smoking?

36:24 Caller Maybe an ounce of every two months, half quarter a day.

36:29 Adam Yeah, there we go.

36:30 Drew You're smoking eight the day?

36:32 Caller Yeah.

36:33 Adam Okay.

36:33 Drew Yeah, that's pretty good. That's a decent amount of weed.

36:35 Adam I like the way he tried to hide that one.

36:37 Drew Maybe an ounce every couple of months. That's just about a pound a day.

36:41 Adam Yeah, that could definitely have something to do with this.

36:43 Caller No, honestly though a lot.

36:47 Adam How's your mood doing?

36:49 Caller My mood?

36:49 Adam Yeah, are they starting to kind of crap out on you?

36:52 Caller No, no. I mean, I'm in a good mood most of the time.

36:55 Drew All right, but listen, Mike, with the penis that you got, I would quit breathing in order to see if that helped my problem, you know what I'm saying?

37:04 Adam How many years have you been in the smoking pot regularly?

37:07 Caller Since I've been probably 18. I've just started recently, maybe three years.

37:12 Adam Three years is a lot of time to be saturating your system with a drug.

37:16 Drew Smoking an eighth a day is a pretty, eight the day is four or five doobies, isn't it?

37:24 Caller Oh, no.

37:26 Caller No, I'd rather smoke out of a pipe. I don't smoke joints.

37:29 Drew Yeah, but how many joints could I roll up out of an eighth?

37:33 Caller Probably four or five good size joints.

37:36 Drew Yeah.

37:36 Adam That's a lot of pot.

37:37 Drew Yeah. See, I know my drugs. Yeah.

37:39 Adam There's no doubt that could be a lot of this. No doubt.

37:43 Drew That's a lot. I mean, listen, I don't want to sound too old-fashioned, but four or five joints a day every day for three years, makes for a fair amount of weed.

37:52 Adam That's going to do something to your central nervous system. Something. Absolutely.

37:56 Drew Yes. He is detached from his penis. He has no control over his penis. His penis is probably out robbing a bank right now.

38:01 Adam Well, it's interesting. The frontal lobe, he's a little old for this, but in younger males, the right frontal lobe has been shown to shrink after a year of pot. And a heavy pot like this, and boy.

38:11 Drew Mike, you gotta get off the weed.

38:13 Caller Alright.

38:14 Drew You gotta get off anyway. You smoking a lot of weed.

38:16 Caller Alright.

38:17 Drew And you got a problem.

38:18 Caller Is it a problem?

38:19 Drew Well, it is. I'll tell you why it's a problem. Because if you were telling me you're taking a few tokes off a joint every day at night after you got home from work to unwind or something, that's.

38:28 Adam And nothing was going wrong in your life, which probably would be possible.

38:31 Drew That's one thing. But smoking up four or five joints a day.

38:35 Adam And starting to have physical problems.

38:37 Drew Each and every day. That's a fair amount of weed.

38:40 Adam And there are many, many more physical problems that come, Mike. Chronic bronchitis, depression, anxiety attacks. They'll come.

38:46 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

38:49 Drew He has the world's worst penis. What a hand he got dealt with that penis.

38:53 Adam Hesher penis.

38:55 Drew I don't know if that's weed. Here's a better question, Mike.

38:58 Caller Yes.

38:58 Drew How long has it been this way, that penis of yours?

39:01 Caller Probably the last two years. My girlfriend and I have been together for about two years since it's been going on, about the length of that.

39:07 Drew Before then it functioned okay?

39:09 Caller Yeah. I mean, yeah.

39:11 Adam If you don't, listen, if you don't think you're addicted to pot, just think about this. Insert any other word there other than marijuana and you're doing that thing and it's affecting your penis function profoundly for two years and you haven't even considered stopping yet. Is that not addiction?

39:28 Drew Yeah.

39:28 Adam I mean, Adam, you have five minutes of that, you would have been airlifted somewhere.

39:32 Drew Yeah. Oh, yes, medevac, right to the Mayo Clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.

39:38 Adam Penis in hand.

39:39 Drew Where's that? Minnesota?

39:40 Adam Yeah.

39:40 Drew Where's the Mayo Clinic? Where's the Bethesda, Maryland? Naval Hospital. Naval Hospital. Walter Reed. Whichever one's closer.

39:48 Adam We'll send you out to NIH.

39:49 Drew Thank you for immediate evaluation. That's a horrible penis, Ed Mycast. All right. Speaking of horrible penises, Dr. Drew's over here. He's a board certified physician. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Keith, wife no longer sexually aroused by him.

40:06 Adam Arouses him.

40:07 Drew Oh, wants to know how to spice it up. Oh, yeah. She can squeeze that big fat ass into some lingerie. That's going to do it, right, Drew?

40:14 Adam Of course.

40:15 Drew After this.

40:20 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

40:55 Drew Yeah, hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there, Durand Durand will be in here on Sunday. Ooh, I'm getting a little gassy tonight, Drew. You may get some of that.

41:10 Adam That's nice.

41:11 Drew Keith?

41:11 Caller Uh-oh.

41:12 Drew You're 25, what's up?

41:14 Caller Well, it's like this, I come home from work, I wanna have, my wife wants to have sex with me, and it's like, you know, I don't wanna please her, so I, you know, I oblige to it.

41:25 Adam But you're not into it.

41:27 Caller Yeah, I go at it, and it takes me forever to reach orgasm, and it's just like, you know, two, three hours, and we have to stop because it starts to hurt her.

41:38 Drew Two, three hours?

41:39 Adam Jesus. How long have you been married?

41:41 Caller We've been married, it'll be three years in next month.

41:44 Drew Well, unless if I knew I was in for two, three hours, I wouldn't get started.

41:47 Adam And what do you think is going on?

41:50 Caller Well, you know, that's what I'm calling it. I don't know.

41:52 Adam No idea?

41:53 Caller No.

41:54 Adam Well, you sound depressed, for one thing. You're depressed about this?

41:57 Caller Yes, very.

41:58 Adam You weren't depressed to begin with?

42:00 Caller No.

42:01 Adam Yeah. And is your wife, are you attracted to your wife anymore?

42:04 Caller Oh, yes, very. She's, you know, she's very attractive, you know. She's not overweight.

42:08 Adam Is there some problem with the relationship?

42:10 Drew What do you mean, you're very attracted to her? How can you be very attracted to her and look at sex as such a chore?

42:16 Caller Well, I, you know, I don't know. She's, you know, she's my wife, you know. I love her to death, you know. I just, just when we, you know, it happens every often. It doesn't happen all the time, you know.

42:26 Adam Are you on any medication?

42:28 Caller I'm an asthmatic. I take for asthma.

42:31 Adam What are you taking?

42:32 Caller Prevental.

42:33 Adam You're not taking Singular or any of that stuff?

42:35 Caller No.

42:36 Adam And the prevental, are you using the night when this happens?

42:40 Caller I use it when needed, like if I'm, you know.

42:43 Adam But do you notice that if you use it, that this problem is more likely to occur?

42:47 Caller No, I don't think so.

42:48 Adam Keep an eye out for that, because that could be part of the deal.

42:51 Caller Yeah.

42:52 Drew Yeah. And you can't have an orgasm for two or three hours?

42:58 Caller At least, yeah.

42:58 Adam How often does this happen?

43:02 Caller Once, twice a week.

43:03 Drew Does your wife have an orgasm?

43:05 Caller No.

43:06 Drew Never?

43:07 Caller She's had them, but not when we're going at it that long.

43:10 Drew Yeah. What about if you give her a little oral sex?

43:14 Caller She has orgasm every time.

43:16 Drew Yeah. Alright. Well, listen, would you have an orgasm if she gave you oral sex?

43:21 Caller Yes, I do.

43:21 Drew Yeah. What if Drew did it? Excuse me?

43:24 Adam Forget it.

43:25 Drew Alright. Here's the point. Why don't you have yourself a little sex, you know, half hour, 35 minutes, then finish her off with some oral sex?

43:38 Caller Would you think it would be relationship-wise as like, you know, she's kind of over, I don't know how to put it, she's very mean to me a lot of times. We think that can count as part of our sexual. Yeah.

43:56 Adam Absolutely. If you're angry in some level again with her or if there's some meaning to this for you. Absolutely. How often are you guys actually having sex?

44:08 Caller Once, twice a week.

44:09 Drew Why is she mean to you?

44:11 Adam Wait a minute. You said this happens occasionally.

44:13 Caller It happens occasionally and we don't have sex that often, hardly anymore because of it.

44:21 Drew Why is she being angry? Why is she being mean to you?

44:24 Caller She's like that. I don't know. She's like, she yells at me all the time. She screams and cusses at me.

44:30 Drew Well, listen, if you were in me for three hours, I'd be yelling too. All right. Here's the deal. Get a little counseling. Try to work out the part about her being mean to you.

44:42 Adam Yeah. That's not respectful. That's no mutuality in that.

44:47 Drew It usually doesn't hurt a guy from the sex though. Guys are like, hey, all right bitch. Just as long as we're not laughing so hard now, are we? Oh, it hurts, does it? Yeah, good. Want a little more? Yeah, Moxonel. Moxonel.

45:01 But, well, hey, mommy.

45:07 Drew You know what I'm saying?

45:08 Adam Yeah. Well, partly about that, he goes, oh, that happens occasionally. How often does it happen? Once or twice a week. Well, how often do you have sex?

45:17 Drew All right. He was straight. You guys got to get a little counseling. Yeah, it's therapy time. No excuse for being mean. Amanda?

45:23 Adam Yes.

45:24 Drew You're 23.

45:25 Adam Yeah. What's going on?

45:28 Oh, my son is four and we hang around with these people that, you know, my fiance is grown up with and that. Well, they have a little boy that's five and they play good together, but the five-year-old always wants to play with my son's penis. I've caught him twice and we talked to him and I told my son, that's bad. You know, don't let nobody touch it but you. Well, just the other day, they were outside playing and the little five-year-old took my son behind the shed and started, you know, flicking his penis and just won't leave it alone. And I don't know how to...

46:13 Adam Why the hell do you let this child continue to play with your child? What? Amanda, why the hell do you allow this child to continue to play with your child?

46:23 Well, I don't anymore but I don't know if it's going to have, make my son have problems when he's older or what.

46:31 Adam It could affect him but probably not.

46:33 Drew He's all right.

46:34 Adam Probably no big deal.

46:35 Drew Don't let him hang out with the junior Johnson.

46:36 Adam Do not let him around that family or that child without constant supervision.

46:42 Well, how do I, because these are really good friends.

46:46 Adam Listen, that is your job as the parent. Nothing else matters.

46:49 Drew Well, and listen, it's your husband's job because these are his friends.

46:54 Yeah.

46:54 Drew You're the wife. You know what I mean? You tell your husband or your fiance and if someone has to drop the bomb, he's got to drop the bomb on them.

47:05 Well, I've already freaked out and got the kid so totally scared of me that I don't even think that he ever wants to see me again.

47:14 Drew All right. Well, good. It's solved itself. But if this is a problem, talk to your fiance about it.

47:21 Right.

47:21 Drew How's he doing?

47:23 Well, at first, they were just like, well, boys will be boys. It's a little-

47:26 Adam That is total unadulterated BS.

47:29 Drew Well, maybe true at first, but he keeps going, this guy.

47:32 Yes, right. First time, I was like, okay, I let it slide. Then the second time, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a problem here.

47:41 Adam Listen, people never want to acknowledge what their kids are up to. They don't want to see any potential problems.

47:46 Drew Lord knows Drew doesn't want to know what that's going to disrupt it.

47:49 Adam No, I don't. But I know that feeling, but I force myself to look, to see.

47:54 Drew That's why I don't want kids. I don't know. I'm going to just carry a squirt bottle around with vinegar in it. My kid does anything. I just squirt them right in the eye.

48:02 Adam Yeah, and I've rolled up newspaper.

48:04 Drew Yeah, I might not be able to get to them. A newspaper doesn't have the kind of range I like in a weapon.

48:09 Adam It makes a big loud noise though, so you can't send me.

48:11 Drew Yeah, but I don't want to get up off the lawn chair if he's across the yard. That's what I'm saying, Drew. Use your head. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

48:22 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

49:06 Drew Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, Duran Duran, Sunday Night. Phone number, 1-800-LE-VE-191. And let's get back to what makes the show so popular beside me. That is the caller.

49:21 Adam I beg you. How dare you?

49:22 Drew Brian has called in. Brian is 14.

49:24 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

49:25 Adam Thank you.

49:26 Not Dr. Adam.

49:27 Drew I don't see a doctor in front of your name, Mr. Big Mouth. David Allen Grier, everybody.

49:33 Adam Why does it make me cringe when I hear him say that?

49:38 Drew What's up there, Brian?

49:40 My question is, I'm fully developed in the genital region, I should say. But I have no pit hair or anything. I was wondering.

49:51 Adam Do you have hair on your arm?

49:53 No.

49:53 Adam Your leg?

49:53 Like all on my arm, yeah.

49:54 Adam Your legs?

49:55 Yeah.

49:56 Adam So the hair is developing everywhere normally except on your armpits?

49:59 Well, yeah.

50:01 Caller Exactly.

50:03 Adam Face?

50:04 Yeah.

50:04 Adam Chest?

50:05 Yeah.

50:06 Drew Okay. You're 14.

50:08 Adam Yeah. It may just have yet to come in. The fact that it's hard, you have to see these things to know whether he's describing this actually accurately. It could be part of a generalized underdevelopment.

50:19 Drew Listen, you don't need that pit hair for anything. You're not missing nothing.

50:23 Adam Pheromones, Adam.

50:24 Drew That pit hair just holds stinking.

50:25 Adam Don't you read about pheromones?

50:27 Drew Yeah, that's right. Drives the ladies crazy.

50:29 Adam We'll spray some in there.

50:31 Drew Please. The pit hair is nothing. It holds the deodorant and it helps so the deodorant doesn't roll down your arm.

50:38 Adam Well, kind of women manage without when they shave, the deodorant stays right there.

50:42 Drew They get along just fine without that pit hair. That's right. It's not a great thing. It just kind of keeps the stinking and hangs out when you wear a tank top. I don't know why God did that. I really don't. Anna?

50:53 Yes.

50:54 Drew You're 19.

50:54 Caller Yes.

50:55 Drew What's up?

50:57 Caller My question is, is it safe to take birth control pills that are not prescribed for me?

51:03 Adam The easy answer to that is no, but explain to me the situation.

51:06 Caller Because my boyfriend's cousin works with a gynecologist and she can get a hold of birth control pills. I was wondering if I can do that instead of going through the pap smear.

51:16 Adam Well, why don't you want to have a pap smear if you're sexually active? You've got to have that. Do you understand why people get that?

51:22 Caller Yeah. Why? Because to check if they have like cancer.

51:26 Adam Right. That kills young women. It's a common cancer in young women. It's totally curable if you pick it up early enough.

51:32 Drew Followed only by a secondhand smoke in terms of its leading killer.

51:36 Adam Here's what you can do though, is you can ask your doctor, get a pap smear, have it under any nurse practitioner or clinic, do the proper screening and get a recommendation for the pill and then have your friend get the samples. That's legitimate to do that. We hand out samples all the time. It doesn't matter if they came out of somebody's closet or somebody else's closet, as long as somebody is supervising and advising you.

51:55 Drew Yeah.

51:56 Adam Okay?

51:57 Drew Okay. All right, Anna, get your pap smeared as it were. All right? Yeah. What's up with all those samples? There's a lot of good drug samples out there.

52:08 Adam You've seen my closet, haven't you?

52:09 Drew Do they give out good stuff?

52:11 Adam They give out new stuff. They give out stuff they're trying to get you to use, just to get going with. Once you're in, then they stop sampling it.

52:19 Drew Novalium, Quailudes, things like that, and that kind of stuff.

52:22 Adam What is your favorite? Vicodin. See, Vicodin got complex with ibuprofen. They have Vicoprofen.

52:28 Drew Oh, do they?

52:28 Adam Oh, yeah.

52:29 Drew Oh, they have that?

52:30 Adam Oh, yeah. Explain this.

52:33 Drew When the peanut butter hit the chocolate and the Reese's commercial, those are my two new drugs.

52:36 Adam Why is that different than taking ibuprofen and Vicodin?

52:40 Drew It's not. That's what I took last night.

52:43 Adam Thank you, Drew. But the point is, why are people so focused on one pill? Why does it make a difference to people?

52:47 Drew I have no idea.

52:48 Adam You seem to respond to it.

52:50 Drew We're living in a convenient society. I don't care about that. I do like a Valium. Can you get me one of those? I took a Valium once.

52:59 Adam I wonder when this is going to happen in our relationship.

53:00 Drew On the bus.

53:01 Adam It's going to be every night that you pressure me to bring you illicit drugs or control drugs.

53:05 Drew You want to keep this show going, you keep me in the right mood. Understand? I can't come in here and perform like a monkey unless I'm in the right mood.

53:11 Adam I can't do last night like I've not enjoyed during the five years. I'm tempted to be a co-host.

53:15 Drew You think you enjoyed me on Vicodin. If you liked me on Vicodin, you're going to love me on Valium.

53:22 Adam I'm thinking, what's morphine heroin going to do for you?

53:25 Oh, nice.

53:26 Drew Don't get my hopes up. Jack?

53:29 Yes.

53:30 Drew You're 16. What's up?

53:31 Caller Yes. My girlfriend, she'll be walking down the mall or something like that and a guy will come up to her and try to hook up with her or whatever like that and be like, you're good looking, can I get your number or something like that and she'll give him her number. Do I have a right to be mad about that?

53:48 Drew No, absolutely not.

53:49 Adam She should be dating other people. Does she believe your boyfriend or girlfriend? Does she know that?

53:54 Caller Oh, yeah. We've been going out for like eight months.

53:57 Adam That is terribly thoughtless and disrespectful of your feelings, I think. Then to be defensive when you're upset, that's not a relationship. That's gone. There's nothing there then.

54:07 Caller Because also I said something to her about that. And she just like, I don't know, like all her friends that are girls were like, oh, why are you getting so mad about that or whatever? And then all my friends that are guys are like, yeah, I'd be pissed.

54:22 Adam Yeah. She want to play parcheasy with these guys? I mean, what is it that she's given the number out for?

54:27 Caller Yeah, but it's not like she goes and has sex with them or messes around.

54:30 Adam What does she do? She goes out and dates?

54:33 Caller No.

54:33 Adam What does she do?

54:34 Caller She just talks on the phone and stuff.

54:37 Drew Talks to them on the phone.

54:38 Caller Like she doesn't ever do anything.

54:39 Drew Well, listen, Jack, what would she say if she was talking to us that she does? Would she say that?

54:44 Caller She would say that they're just her friends.

54:45 Adam Well, why don't you just start collecting phone numbers in front of her for other women?

54:49 Drew Oh, how dare you, Drew. That's horrible advice.

54:50 Adam But you know what I mean?

54:51 Drew Jack, you break up with her if she does this. That's all.

54:54 Adam Yeah, I think that's right.

54:55 Caller All right, if she does this again, you think I should?

54:57 Drew Yes. You got to lay the law down.

54:59 Caller All right.

55:00 Drew Listen, guys, start used to acting right. Here's the problem, quite frankly. You get a little bit older and you figure a few things out, but you have so many horrible habits relationship-wise, that it ends up bleeding in your adult life. You get started at 15, you're confused, you take a stand where you shouldn't take a stand, you don't take a stand, where you need to take a stand. You know what I'm saying?

55:30 Adam Well, and also people get used to it sort of rationalizing, like I was explained to her that this upsets me, and to people that age and to a six-year-old, you don't spend any time explaining. Action, and swift and complete. That's it.

55:48 Drew That's right, like the guillotine, Clayton.

55:51 Adam Sword of Damocles.

55:52 Caller Yeah.

55:53 Drew That's right, you're 17, what's up?

55:55 Caller Yeah, first of all, I just want to say you two guys are great, and it's an honor to be able to talk to such fine role models of today's youth such as y'all.

56:04 Drew Thank you.

56:05 Adam Adam's a role model.

56:06 Drew That's right, you're an a-hole model, but I'm a role model. Thanks very much. What's up?

56:11 Caller All right, I got a couple questions. First of all, I was wondering what are, if any, the long-term effects of using ketamine?

56:19 Adam I don't think people know yet. I have a couple of chronic ketamine using patients, and they seem to me to have some mild chronic something. I can't quite put my finger on it, because they all have a little personality shift, and they have a little mood problem, but I don't know quite what it is. It's not been well-documented to my reading the literature yet.

56:41 Caller OK.

56:42 Adam It's not a big deal. Ketamine causes addiction, usually with other things. And it's certainly not a safe medicine. It's a dissociative anesthetic. It's something you believe we use in very controlled circumstances. And like any chemical, eventually it's going to have some effect that's not good. There's no free lunch in nature. There will always be side effects of every chemical taken regularly.

57:05 Caller Okay. All right. And my other question was for about two or three months, I was doing a whole lot of really heavy drugs and...

57:15 Adam That's the thing about ketamine. When people do ketamine, they're always doing other stuff. That makes it hard to sort out what's the ketamine, what's other things.

57:22 Caller Yeah, I was mostly doing it like with other things or whatnot. But I heard somewhere that it can jugs in like a damage of sperm after doing it a whole lot.

57:32 Adam Yeah, but probably not a big deal. Not nearly as big a deal as what it's doing to your brain.

57:37 Drew Oh, we should all be so lucky as a society that Clayton doesn't have any youngins. It's fine. What's fine? Your sperm's fine. I took my sperm out once, hit it with a shoe on the sidewalk, did nothing. It was fine.

57:53 Adam Didn't go, yank, yank, yank, yank, rubbed your leg or anything?

57:56 Drew Yeah. Ran back on my leg, jumped in my penis.

57:59 Adam Yeah. Ran for the hamper?

58:01 Drew That's right. Seeking asylum.

58:03 Adam Cover?

58:04 Drew In the hamper. Yeah. My hamper's like a monastery or a church.

58:12 Adam Sanctuary.

58:13 Drew Sanctuary. That's right. Sperm sanctuary.

58:17 Adam This is Big Marie. This is Little Marie.

58:20 Drew I don't know what you're talking about.

58:21 Adam I don't know what you're talking about.

58:22 Drew I know it well. I call it Notre Dame, by the way, not Notre Dame, you know? Shanti?

58:30 Yeah.

58:31 Drew You're 17? Were you angry or depressed or what's up with you?

58:36 Caller Well, it started well before I got pregnant.

58:41 Adam What did?

58:41 Caller I felt really good about myself, you know? But it seemed like after I had my daughter, it's like I feel really bad about myself. Like I look in the mirror and sometimes I like cry because I feel my body is like ruined now.

58:54 Adam Has it actually changed or is that just a perceptual problem?

58:58 Caller No, it's like it has a little, you know? It's like before I got pregnant, I really did look nice, but now I've got like stretch marks and stuff, you know?

59:07 Adam Is it possible you're just depressed and sort of thinking?

59:10 Caller Yeah, I just, I don't like what I see anymore.

59:14 Adam Shanti, postpartum depression is depressions that occur up to a year after delivery, and they can be quite severe, and so things that would not have been stressful or would not have been felt so bad in the setting of a severe depression can feel overwhelming and awful. And guilt and worthlessness and those sorts of feelings are typical of a depression.

59:31 Caller Well, no, it's not like that really. She'll be two in July, so I don't think it could be the postpartum still.

59:37 Adam Okay, okay.

59:38 Caller It kind of, I guess it's because of my fiancee. I don't know. It's her father that I'm still with.

59:44 Drew I see. Well, you're 17. You have a two-year-old. There's a math here. Were you pregnant at 14? Good times.

59:57 Caller It was an accident really, but we stuck through it. I've kind of lived a hard life.

1:00:03 Drew Oh, you could bowl me over with a feather. Who would have guessed? Pregnant at 14, living a hard life?

1:00:10 Adam How could that be?

1:00:11 Drew Yeah. How old was your mom when she was pregnant?

1:00:14 Caller When my mother got pregnant with me?

1:00:16 Drew Not with you.

1:00:17 Adam First time.

1:00:17 Drew With your brother's 35.

1:00:22 Caller My brother.

1:00:23 Adam The first time she got pregnant, how old was she?

1:00:26 Caller I think she was 16.

1:00:27 Adam Yeah.

1:00:28 Drew Oh, she waited.

1:00:29 Adam Also shocked.

1:00:30 Drew Old maid.

1:00:30 Adam No, she delivered at 16. Oh, I see. Pregnant at 15.

1:00:33 Drew I see.

1:00:34 Caller Yeah.

1:00:35 Adam Magic.

1:00:37 Caller Magic.

1:00:38 Drew You have an older brother?

1:00:39 Caller Yeah. He's 21.

1:00:41 Drew That's a surprise. What's he do?

1:00:45 Caller I'm not sure really. I know he's got two kids and has a family of his own.

1:00:50 Drew That's great. 21 is two kids. How old is your fiance?

1:00:56 Caller About 22.

1:00:58 Drew About 22?

1:00:59 Adam Yeah.

1:01:00 Drew Maybe 23?

1:01:01 Caller Maybe.

1:01:02 Caller All right. 23, 14.

1:01:06 Adam 20.

1:01:07 Drew So he had nice, he was 20 when he got you pregnant?

1:01:10 Adam He was a 14 year old.

1:01:12 Drew What's up? What are you doing? What's the plan?

1:01:17 Know what I'm saying?

1:01:19 Drew What's his deal? I don't trust him.

1:01:21 Caller Well, I do. We've been together for three years.

1:01:23 Adam He is hung in. Yeah. I'll give him that. Give him a few props on that one. Yeah.

1:01:27 Drew But what do you mean hung in?

1:01:29 Caller Well, not hung in. We've been there together. You know what I mean? We're together. We're getting married next month.

1:01:35 Drew He's been there the whole time?

1:01:36 Caller Yeah.

1:01:37 Adam Supported? Part of the child's life?

1:01:39 Caller Me and the child.

1:01:40 Adam Financially supportive?

1:01:41 Caller Yes.

1:01:42 Drew Does he work? Does he do something with tires?

1:01:45 Caller No.

1:01:45 Drew I'm getting tires.

1:01:47 Adam Brakes.

1:01:47 Caller No.

1:01:48 Drew Thinking tires.

1:01:49 Caller Every once in a while, I'll see him glance at another person.

1:01:52 Drew Another tire?

1:01:54 Caller No.

1:01:54 Drew No. What does he do for a living?

1:01:56 Caller He installs heating and air conditioning.

1:01:59 Drew HVAC guy. Tin knocker. That's rough work. Hey, he looks at the other lady sometimes.

1:02:07 Caller Not often.

1:02:08 Drew Well, listen, he's a construction guy. That's fine. So you're 17. How far to seed can you go at 17?

1:02:17 Caller Very. Trust me.

1:02:19 Drew Really? Okay. So listen, Shanti, maybe you're a little depressed. Please don't have any more kids.

1:02:25 Caller I'm not. I don't plan on it.

1:02:26 Drew That's good.

1:02:27 Caller I like to find for one.

1:02:28 Drew That's good.

1:02:29 Adam Maybe get you depressed and treated.

1:02:30 Drew And the good news is, you know what's funny? Like, how old is your mom now?

1:02:34 Adam She's 37.

1:02:35 Caller I believe 37. But I don't speak with her any longer.

1:02:38 Drew I see.

1:02:39 Caller I like my life the way it is now.

1:02:41 Drew That's good.

1:02:42 Caller Graduating and going to college.

1:02:43 Drew Good. Good for you.

1:02:44 Adam Good.

1:02:44 Drew Now your mom now, and how, your 21-year-old brother, how old is his oldest kid?

1:02:50 Caller Oh, he is a year and a half.

1:02:54 Drew All right. So your kid is older than his kid.

1:02:56 Caller Just by a few months, yeah.

1:02:57 Drew Right. But your mom was a grandmother at 35.

1:03:01 Adam And her brother's wife is 14.

1:03:03 Drew Right. All right. Hey, okay. You're fine. I don't know. Listen, start working out. How about that?

1:03:11 Adam Yeah. Keep taking care of yourself, build some esteem, focus on, keep your priorities intact. I would really look into getting that depression treated because it might help you do what you need to do.

1:03:22 Drew And for Christ's sake, don't let your daughter get pregnant at 14 or 15. Please, just break that whole cycle. Oh, I'll tell you. Now, see, here's the deal, Drew, and here's my plan when I'm in charge.

1:03:37 Adam Yeah.

1:03:37 Drew You got Shanti's mom, she was pregnant at what, 15? Right?

1:03:42 Caller Yeah.

1:03:44 Drew Lo and behold, and magically, she gives birth to Shanti and God knows how many other people. She's pregnant at 14.

1:03:50 Adam Yeah. Shocking.

1:03:51 Drew Shocking. Now, Shanti has a little daughter who's two.

1:03:55 Adam We can break this up.

1:03:56 Drew Now's when I get hold of her.

1:03:59 Adam Yeah. What are we going to do? What's the answer?

1:04:02 Drew Reprogramming.

1:04:03 Adam Oh. Like a little helmet you put on your head, like a Gilligan's Island?

1:04:08 Drew I'll tell you what I do. I label her high-risk and I put her on the birth control on her 12th birthday. And there she will stay until she graduates from college.

1:04:21 Adam How about just put the morning-after pill in her glove compartment or in her medicine cabinet?

1:04:26 Drew No. I don't believe she'll take it. I cannot trust her.

1:04:29 Adam I don't believe she'll take the pill every day.

1:04:30 Drew Oh. I will administer that with an air rifle from hundreds of yards away using a scope and a jeep that they use in Docterri. You know, it's kind of jeeps where-

1:04:45 Adam With the machine gun mounted in the front?

1:04:47 Drew Yeah. Well, that was the rat patrol jeep.

1:04:48 Adam Oh, right.

1:04:49 Drew That's for the heavily populated urban areas.

1:04:52 Adam Docterri was the green jeeps with the windows that come down.

1:04:54 Drew Windows that fold down and there's sort of a place on the fender you can sort of sit while you're driving. It's like a sort of rumble seat up front where the front bumper is.

1:05:04 Adam It's where you grab the rhinos as you're-

1:05:06 Drew Yeah, you speed up, you get next to the rhino, you lay this big bamboo stick across and you jump on it.

1:05:11 Adam How many of our listeners do you think has ever heard of Docterri? Give me a number.

1:05:18 Drew Two.

1:05:19 Adam And can you do the theme song?

1:05:21 Drew I don't know the Docterri theme song. I might be able to do the rat patrol theme song. Drew, no one knows the Docterri theme song. How dare you. That was a...

1:05:31 Adam Seventies.

1:05:32 Drew That was a movie though. That's not a...

1:05:34 Adam That was a television series.

1:05:35 Drew Well, it was a movie. It was a John Wayne movie.

1:05:37 Adam Or, yeah.

1:05:39 Drew Anderson, who's right here? Even Anderson's confused.

1:05:42 Caller No idea.

1:05:43 Adam So he was...

1:05:44 Drew Aaron?

1:05:45 Caller Hi.

1:05:45 Adam Parents weren't born yet.

1:05:47 Drew You're 20.

1:05:48 Caller Yeah.

1:05:48 Drew What's up?

1:05:49 Caller Okay. I've been with my girlfriend for almost a year and a half and we've got a pretty good sex life. There's just one thing. She always likes to be, like, held down. I mean, nothing ultra kinky, but sometimes I like to, like, try to experiment with other positions and I'm wondering, how exactly would you suggest I go about that?

1:06:10 Adam I'm totally confused by your question.

1:06:12 Drew Well, which one is it? Does she like to be held down or do you... What is it?

1:06:16 Adam What's your question?

1:06:16 Caller Does she like to be held down? She just likes me on top and...

1:06:22 Adam And she will not allow any other changes?

1:06:25 Caller Well, I mean, she hasn't totally... Yeah, she pretty much won't allow it. I mean, it's...

1:06:31 Adam Is she looking for you to sort of take control in there?

1:06:34 Caller Yeah.

1:06:34 Adam Why don't you take control and try other things?

1:06:37 Caller Wait, what?

1:06:38 Adam Am I being clear? You know, I'm getting ahead.

1:06:40 Drew I stopped listening an hour ago. What do you mean she likes to be held down? How does that work?

1:06:46 Caller You know, she'll be laying there and she'll want me to get on top of her, you know, hold her hands down and go at it.

1:06:54 Drew Right.

1:06:55 Caller And I'm sort of trying to try other positions and she's like, she won't really participate unless we're in that specific position.

1:07:06 Drew So you can't flip her over and do another position.

1:07:08 Caller Right.

1:07:09 Drew What'd she do at that point?

1:07:12 Caller She just won't do anything. She'll just sort of get off and, you know, say, hey, let's talk. Let's talk.

1:07:18 Drew Let's talk. Tell her to talk into the bone phone.

1:07:24 It's ringing.

1:07:26 Caller Talk.

1:07:27 Drew In the middle of lovemaking?

1:07:29 Caller Yeah.

1:07:30 Drew The temerity. Listen, you need to take charge in there, Aaron. You're the man and that's what she's saying. Anybody who wants to be held down wants a guy to be in charge.

1:07:42 Adam If anything, I want to be dominating.

1:07:44 Drew That's right. And that's what I do with Drew when we travel on the run.

1:07:47 Adam Let's refine what that means.

1:07:48 Drew Alright. Let me explain what it means to be a man in the sack. Thank you, Drew. I'm glad you brought that up. Women like it when guys are in charge. Now, that does not mean evil dictator.

1:08:01 Adam Or aggressive or harmful.

1:08:02 Drew No. It's more camp counselor in charge. It's a sprinkling of Nazi Gestapo type in there, you know?

1:08:11 Adam Caricature. Yeah.

1:08:13 Drew They respond to it. A little disciplined. It's a little camp counselor and a little drill instructor from the army.

1:08:22 Adam Yeah. But if the guys aren't believing it, if they don't feel assertive, and I mean assertive, not aggressive, then it goes, it goes backfires.

1:08:31 Get on your knees, scumbag!

1:08:33 No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:08:34 Drew Full metal jacket.

1:08:36 Yeah.

1:08:36 Drew One of the best movies ever. At least the first out. Thank you. Anderson's excited. He doesn't know Dr. Tari, but I know full metal jacket. Yeah. Women want men to be in control. They constantly complain. Let me, let me, here's something that's analogous. Kids and dogs, same way. They raise hell when somebody tells them what to do. Like kids, like sit down, get in the back seat, quiet down, here's what we're doing, put a jacket on, eat your, eat your vegetables. Dogs do the same thing. You know, I yank on the leash. Ultimately, they feel better. They're more secure. Not in every aspect of life. I'm telling you in the bedroom, that is the man's domain. He must take control in that bedroom. That doesn't mean smacking anybody. That doesn't mean hurting anybody. That means there's two people here and one of us is leading and the other's following and I'm doing the leading. And just as long as you don't walk into the quicksand or the swamp, you'll be fine.

1:09:35 Adam I'm just thinking about with kids, you have to be really firm and lots of follow through and no hesitation. If you let down for a second, pow, off they go.

1:09:43 Drew They cannot sense weakness. Right. Or indecision.

1:09:47 Adam Yeah.

1:09:48 Drew You can't say to a woman, I don't know, you want to do, you know, first of all, you can't sound like like a beaver talking to Wally. You want to do like a wheelbarrow or do you want to go with the doggy? I don't want to hurt you. Whatever you want to do. Now, just start doing it. Act like you know what you're doing. Take charge. They will appreciate that. I guarantee 99% of them will. What was I going to say? I'm giving you oral sex start now. Right? There you go. That's what you do.

1:10:20 Adam I did not respond to that.

1:10:20 Drew That's right. Then I even take it even further. I say to the ladies, fake orgasm and now and I cue them.

1:10:29 Adam Action.

1:10:29 Drew I actually, if I'm performing oral sex and I hold my hand up, and I do that thing they do on TV with the hand, five, four, three, two, and then the finger.

1:10:39 Adam If it's a little too much, you're doing this?

1:10:40 Drew Yeah. When I get too much on the fake orgasm, I give them the reel it in, reel it in, and then sometimes if they're not orgasming long enough, I give them the stretch. That's another TV thing. It's like you're pulling taffy between your two hands. Stretch it out, stretch it out, and then when they're right at the right spot, I hold my hand up and I make a fist. Good. That's good. Right there. Stop. See what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah.

1:11:03 Adam You've learned a lot by being on TV.

1:11:04 Drew I certainly have. And backing in the parking spaces because they use the same, you know, when people guide you in the parking spaces, same moves they use on TV when they're standing next to the camera. All right, we're going to take a little break while we come back this week with Donald. What's the procedure of penis implants? We'll tell Donald after this.

1:12:05 Adam You know how weird that is when you start cramming a mic down between your legs. We're just as we're going on a radio program.

1:12:11 Drew It's good times. I let a good one fly right before he came in here too. There you go, it's Loveline. I haven't really heard of that. Donald?

1:12:21 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:12:22 Drew You're 18, what's going on?

1:12:23 Caller Yes, I am. I just wanted to say to everyone, long time listener and proud watcher of The Man Show.

1:12:29 Drew Ah, thank you very much.

1:12:31 Caller That's a badass show, man, that's all I gotta say.

1:12:33 Drew Well, it's going to be even badder and assier coming on the 18th Sunday.

1:12:37 Caller Oh, there it is.

1:12:38 Adam New season.

1:12:39 Caller Well, I was thinking about getting that procedure of penis implants. I was wondering how you go about that.

1:12:43 Adam Why? Are you paraplegic or something?

1:12:47 Caller No, I put it on women fine, but there's a lot of positions I can't do because of my size.

1:12:53 Drew Yeah. What is your size?

1:12:55 Caller About four.

1:12:56 Drew About four. Yeah. It's hard to, well.

1:13:01 Caller Well, you see, my Prince Albert makes up for that.

1:13:04 Drew They got the Prince Albert.

1:13:05 Caller Yes, they do.

1:13:06 Drew Yeah. Do you do the oral sex on the ladies?

1:13:09 Adam Yeah.

1:13:10 Drew Yeah?

1:13:10 Adam Four inches erect? Yep. Okay.

1:13:13 Drew All right. Now, what about that, Drew? It's a little bit small. You know what I mean?

1:13:17 Adam Again, I don't know of any procedure that's particularly effective and sustains and is worth the risk.

1:13:22 Drew Are they still doing those?

1:13:25 Adam I don't know. I can't imagine they are, but maybe they are.

1:13:28 Drew Here's what I know. It was all the rage three, four years ago, four or five years ago. And then I stopped hearing about it. And I'm assuming that a lot of the guys who did the procedure got shut down, maybe their license taken away, what have you. And I just don't see it advertised anymore. But if you want to check it out, I'll tell you where to look. Donald? Yeah? Where do you live?

1:13:53 Caller Um, in West Covino.

1:13:54 Drew Alright. Get yourself one of those like LA Weekly type magazines, I think those are newspapers. Look at the back of one of those things.

1:14:03 Adam You could still grow for a couple more years too, you know.

1:14:05 Drew Yeah, 18, he's not doing that much growth. You get yourself, you get like the LA Weekly or whatever those free newspapers, papers that come out on Thursday and they leave them at all the head shops and CD stores and diners, they're all piled up by the cash register. Open those things, all the average, it's all, here's what it is, here's what they sell. They sell strippers, penis enlargers, breast augmentation, and futons.

1:14:34 Adam Nice.

1:14:34 Drew Yeah. It's quite done. Actually, the thing I object to the most is the futons.

1:14:38 Adam I know.

1:14:39 Drew You know how I feel about those futons. Chris?

1:14:43 Yes.

1:14:43 Drew You're 15, what's up?

1:14:45 Caller I was wondering if how much you masturbate will have anything to do with how long you'll last in bed.

1:14:51 Drew It doesn't.

1:14:52 Adam Yeah.

1:14:53 Caller Well, I've heard them both. If you masturbate a lot, you'll have premature ejaculation or not.

1:15:01 Adam It can help you take command of your sexuality, quite literally. In other words, if you are on a maintenance program like the Corolla maintenance plan, you will last longer because the machinery is not backed up.

1:15:14 Drew My maintenance program is a little advanced for the youngsters.

1:15:17 Adam Yeah, I know. I don't want to.

1:15:19 Drew You know what it is? What I mean is like you have a nice car, it's on a maintenance program every 3,000 miles, you get the oil change, you rotate the tires every 10,000 miles, whatever. Mine's more like a indie pit crew. You know what I mean? Whereas we'll use one engine for a race and then rebuild it and put a new one in, rebuild the entire thing, new tires every couple of laps. I mean, it's a very sped up maintenance program I do on my business.

1:15:44 Adam But it also sort of, it's a-

1:15:47 Drew Not for the rookie driver.

1:15:48 Adam It's a frame of reference, though.

1:15:50 Drew Oh, yes. Well, thank you.

1:15:51 Caller All right. Well, one other question.

1:15:54 Adam Yeah?

1:15:55 Caller I was wondering if you guys are airing anywhere in Carlisle, New Mexico.

1:15:59 Adam Radio?

1:15:59 Caller Yeah.

1:16:00 Drew Oh, yeah. We're on the mighty, I think we're on Cactus, 94.5.

1:16:04 Caller 94.5?

1:16:06 Drew The Cactus.

1:16:07 Adam No, I don't think we're in Carlsbad.

1:16:08 Drew I don't know. No, we're not. No, we're off. I have no idea.

1:16:12 Adam Carlsbad? Carlsbad, California?

1:16:14 Drew No, New Mexico.

1:16:15 Adam New Mexico.

1:16:15 Drew Carlsbad, New Mexico.

1:16:17 Adam We're in Farmington, aren't we?

1:16:20 Drew Farmington is in, I thought it was in Delaware or something. Where is it? We'll try to figure out where we are.

1:16:28 Adam We're in Albuquerque.

1:16:29 Drew We're in Albuquerque.

1:16:30 Caller Yeah, I'm in Albuquerque.

1:16:32 Drew All right. Well, why, are you moving?

1:16:34 Caller No, I'm just going there for a few weeks.

1:16:36 Drew Oh, okay. What are you going there for?

1:16:38 Caller Grandma's house.

1:16:39 Drew Oh, good times. Going to Grandma's place?

1:16:43 Adam He's planning his masturbatory schedule.

1:16:44 Drew In New Mexico? Yeah, you better pack some porn. How long are you going to be there? A couple of weeks?

1:16:50 Caller Yeah.

1:16:50 Drew What are you going to do there, like help her with her rock garden?

1:16:54 Caller Go find some other people to smoke out.

1:16:56 Adam Oh, I'm sure she's just delighted.

1:16:59 Drew Oh, my God. I'll tell you.

1:17:01 Caller Oh, my God.

1:17:02 Drew If I was, where is he going in New Mexico?

1:17:05 Adam Carlsbad, where the Carlsbad Cavern is.

1:17:08 Drew If I was 15 and I was going to Carlsbad, and by the way, New Mexico in the dead of summer, to just rot away like a cool hand Luke in a sweat box over at Grandma's house. And let me tell you something about the problem about Grandma's house. Let me tell you about old people. They don't feel heat. They don't understand heat. You know who dies in those heat waves? Old people. You know why? They don't notice it. I don't know what happens when you get old. You wear a sweater. You walk down to the store at one in the afternoon in New Mexico in the middle of July, and you put a sweater on before you leave the house. Seriously, you know the stories when a heat wave hits like the Midwest and all these old people are dying? They don't know to open a window and turn a fan on. They won't turn the air on to save their lives. Oh, he's going to go down there, and then it's going to smell like old person, and there's going to be mothballs everywhere. Oh, that's going to be the longest two weeks of his life. I'll tell you, I'd rather go to Rikers Island for two weeks and hang out with inmates from a grandma's house.

1:18:15 Adam Of course, you're thinking of your grandma.

1:18:18 Drew Yeah, that's true, but you know the tough part about being a kid is you just get shipped off places, and that's it. Now, you know, everything I do in life I don't want to do, except for I decided I didn't want to do it, and I'm still doing it. That's totally different than when you get shipped off somewhere. Do you remember that feeling?

1:18:36 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:18:37 Drew Drew, remember when you were like 11, 9, even 13 or something, and you'd go stay with some aunt or some friend or some family member, or even there were some friend of yours, and you were going to spend a long weekend over at his place, but maybe it was his grandparent's place or some relative's place or something, and you walked in the door Friday about noon.

1:19:01 Adam And you want to leave.

1:19:02 Drew And you weren't shipping out until Monday evening, and you walk in the door and you're thinking, Christ, I got to get out of here.

1:19:08 Adam Yeah, how do I get out of here?

1:19:09 Drew And your mom's pulling away in the car.

1:19:12 Adam How am I going to survive this?

1:19:14 Drew And it ain't even happening, and the place smells weird. It's got a funky smell to it. And they go, you'll be staying in this room. And you open the door and you look around, it smells funny. There's a weird picture up on the wall, some clown or something scary.

1:19:29 Adam You imagine waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to go back to sleep and being there.

1:19:32 Drew Or you do wake up in the middle of the night and you don't know where you are, you just know it smells weird, and you can see that kind of clown face just from the light coming through. And then they always hit you with some kind of weird rule, like take your shoes off before you come into this room or something. Or if you're around in the 70s, here's what you got hit with. Powdered milk. We serve powdered milk. They always eat something weird at someone else's house too. Like they're making sandwiches, but it's deviled ham or liverwurst or some kind of something weird, too much mayonnaise and no tomato and cheese or whatever it is. It's not the way you like it. And it's different and it's weird. And you want to know, like you want to say something, but you're 11 and you're going, oh screw it, this could be a long weekend. And there's no cell phone, no pager, no cable TV, no nothing. You're not renting any videos either. It's not like you got a big night ahead of you.

1:20:34 Adam Cable. Fox is not there. You got three networks.

1:20:39 Drew You got three channels. And let me tell you what the night is. 145 games of Battleship before you turn into that mothball smelling room.

1:20:48 Adam Scrabble.

1:20:50 Drew Oh, with the old Aunt Claire playing with you around the table. And the other thing is weird too is like I come from a, you know, my family's all screwed up, but they're like atheists and I go to the big pictures of Jesus everywhere. You know, you go stay with the weird religious aunt, and then she starts trying to sort of lay a little of that ideology down on you. That's the other weird thing. Oh, we're eating dinner. Drew, would you like to say grace? Oh, and more powdered milk? Oh, this is weird.

1:21:24 Adam That's coming from your family.

1:21:26 Drew Yeah, but I could just remember.

1:21:27 Caller But even you.

1:21:28 Drew Oh, I remember I had a friend named Roman. He was like, this guy was from like Chechnya or something. And we went and stayed with his aunt for like three days somewhere, me Roman and this weird Chechnyan aunt. And pictures of God and powdered milk and weird smells and weird rules. And you'll be staying in this room and it's like, oh, no, gonna kill myself.

1:21:53 Thank God.

1:21:54 Drew John, and let me tell you something, you kids. You now, you kids now, you don't know how good you have it. You can just get lost. Just go rent a movie, turn on the cable, turn on the Internet. You just go get lost in it. But no, we had battleship and don't spill the beans. Don't break the ice and scrabble just to sit around all night. It was like some perpetual camping trip or something would never end. John, you're 20.

1:22:23 Caller I'm 28.

1:22:24 Drew Oh, yeah. The 28s look like 20 from here.

1:22:28 Caller Well, I'm lucky. I look kind of like 24, so.

1:22:31 Drew That's good. What's up?

1:22:32 Caller I'm good happening.

1:22:33 Drew What's going on?

1:22:34 Caller I'm dating a 19-year-old right now and the mom's going nuts.

1:22:39 Drew Whose mom? Her mom?

1:22:41 Caller Yeah, her mom. She's just making it real difficult.

1:22:44 Adam What's wrong with her going nuts?

1:22:47 Caller She doesn't want me seeing her.

1:22:48 Adam Isn't that kind of a heavy age difference or anything? It's not awful, but it's pretty substantial.

1:22:53 Caller It's substantial. You think so?

1:22:54 Adam Well, it's not like she's 16, but it's-

1:22:59 Caller Well, let me tell you this.

1:23:00 Drew But I bet her mom's going nuts.

1:23:01 Caller She's a lot more mature than a 31-year-old on date. I've been dating.

1:23:05 Drew Yeah. Here's what I'm guessing. Guess mom's going nuts for a reason. Something else. Yeah. What else doesn't she like about you?

1:23:13 Caller I've been a family friend for about, let's say about six years.

1:23:17 Caller There you go.

1:23:18 Caller We hang out all the time and then we've eventually developed a relationship.

1:23:24 Drew Yeah.

1:23:24 Adam How old was she when that developed?

1:23:26 Caller This is recent. This is about the past three months.

1:23:30 Drew She was giving him the eye though at 11.

1:23:33 Caller Yeah. She's all grown now, right? Like that little classic story.

1:23:38 Drew Hold on a second. Let me talk about you to Drew without you're interrupting. John doesn't really sound like 28 to be fair to him.

1:23:44 Adam Yeah, that's true.

1:23:45 Drew Sounds like 1920.

1:23:47 Adam Yeah, but again, that may be what mom's freaking out about. And mom may know, mom may have been talking to John's mom for a while about, oh, what are we going to do with John? He's failing out of college.

1:23:58 Drew He's huffing, huffing copier toner.

1:24:01 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:24:01 Drew All right. Hey, John?

1:24:03 Caller Yeah.

1:24:03 Drew What do you do for a living?

1:24:04 Caller What I do for a living right now? I'm a contractor.

1:24:08 Drew What kind of contractor?

1:24:09 Caller Well, I'm doing some faux painting right now, like interior design.

1:24:12 Drew Yeah, I'm hip. That's a decent job.

1:24:16 Caller Yeah, yeah, it's cool. It pays the bills right now.

1:24:18 Drew You got your sponge out and your faux brush and you're going to town.

1:24:21 Caller Yeah, something like that.

1:24:22 Drew It's a little gay, but fine.

1:24:24 Caller Well, I'm a writer actually, so I'm doing this just to sustain a living.

1:24:28 Drew What kind of stuff do you write?

1:24:31 Caller Kind of like-

1:24:33 Drew Science fiction?

1:24:34 Caller No, no, no, like social commentary type stuff.

1:24:36 Drew I see.

1:24:37 Adam What's your training in?

1:24:38 Caller Pardon me?

1:24:39 Adam What's your training in?

1:24:40 Caller What's my training in? I don't have any formal training. I graduated from Cal State Fullerton.

1:24:44 Drew Yeah, all right. You don't need any training to be a writer. Social commentary. Well, let me tell you what social commentary is. What is it? Why is it the hot dogs come in an eight pack and the buns come in a ten pack? That's your social commentary, right?

1:25:00 Caller It's more related towards ethnic issues.

1:25:03 Drew I see. All right, there you go. What are you? What are you? A Hispanic?

1:25:07 Caller A Mexican, yes.

1:25:07 Drew There you go. That's what I like. I like a Mexican who calls himself a Mexican.

1:25:11 Caller Yeah, of course.

1:25:12 Drew Forget about all this Hispanic nonsense. All right, John. Listen, don't get her pregnant.

1:25:17 Caller No, no, no. That's the first thing from my mom.

1:25:19 Drew All right. Here's the deal.

1:25:21 Adam She talked to mom.

1:25:22 Drew Here's the deal with moms and dads. Although, who knows if her dad's around? I'm guessing her dad's not around. Is her dad around? No. Yeah. Okay. That's why she's into John, by the way. Yeah. How did I know daddy wasn't around? Because she's 19, she's dating daddy now.

1:25:35 Adam Yeah.

1:25:37 Drew Here it is, though. All the folks that have problems with the in-laws or the parents, parents of the girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever, and for a host of problems, whatever. Sometimes there's an ethnic thing, she's this nationality, she's that religion. Once they get to know you as a person, now this is provided you're a decent person, they'll drop it. Once they see you're sincere, once they see you're taking care of their baby, you're not doing anything weird to them, fine. So just to hang out, there's really nothing to do to expedite that whole thing. Just be a decent guy, let her know you're serious and sincere and she'll leave you alone. Yeah. We'll take a break.

1:26:17 Caller Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

1:26:50 Drew Hey, Loveline, I'm a big daddy boy. That's Dr. Drew over there. And Duran Duran is going to be in here on Sunday night. We'll talk to those guys. Now, we'll hop back on the phones. Tiffany?

1:27:07 Guest Yes.

1:27:08 Drew You can only orgasm when you use your vibrator.

1:27:11 Guest Pretty much.

1:27:13 Drew You got a boyfriend?

1:27:15 Guest Working on it. Kind of. Kind of getting there.

1:27:20 Adam We're going to ask her a question. I haven't heard the question yet.

1:27:22 Drew Well, Reed, I just read it.

1:27:24 Adam Yeah. That's a statement.

1:27:25 Caller You want me to ask the question?

1:27:27 Adam What is the question?

1:27:27 Guest My question, I guess, is do I need to give it up? I mean, do I need to throw away that battery operated tool in order to have a natural orgasm or am I screwed for the rest of my life now?

1:27:41 Adam By natural, you mean during intercourse?

1:27:43 Guest Yeah, exactly.

1:27:44 Adam Had you been able to do that before?

1:27:46 Caller Uh-huh.

1:27:49 Drew With who?

1:27:53 Guest I don't think just one particular person.

1:27:55 Drew So you've never had too much difficulty with the orgasm?

1:27:59 Guest Well, actually, to be honest with you, it's never been that easy for me. So it's not like I orgasm every time.

1:28:05 Drew How easy is it with the vibrator?

1:28:07 Guest Very.

1:28:09 Adam What about just bringing the vibrator into the whole action?

1:28:11 Guest Yeah, and that's great sometimes too, but it's just obviously not always going to be that way. Also, they feel, not they, he would feel intimidated, I would think, by that, and not really happy with that.

1:28:25 Drew Well, how do you know? There's plenty of guys to be into that.

1:28:28 Guest You think so?

1:28:29 Drew Yeah, I'd be into it.

1:28:30 Adam Absolutely.

1:28:31 Drew As long as you made me think it was my idea.

1:28:33 Oh.

1:28:35 Drew I'm very shallow.

1:28:37 Adam Transparent.

1:28:38 Drew Yeah.

1:28:38 Guest Okay. Well, I guess my fear is that I'm going to-

1:28:43 Adam You're going to desensitize yourself.

1:28:44 Guest Yeah, exactly.

1:28:45 Drew Well, how often are you going at it with this thing?

1:28:49 Guest Probably, I don't know, maybe three times, four times a week maybe.

1:28:54 Drew Yeah. Let me do the Loveline chick orgasm, masturbation vibrator math.

1:29:00 Three, four times a week, care of the five, two, seven days a week.

1:29:04 Drew Nine times a week. Oh, goodness. Wow. Pretty busy with that baby.

1:29:08 All right.

1:29:09 Drew And what do you do with it? Do you just put the tip of it on your clitoris or do you wedge it right up in there?

1:29:14 Caller Oh, no, no.

1:29:15 Drew Yeah.

1:29:15 Guest It's an outer thing.

1:29:16 Drew Yeah. Yeah. Women, guys don't really realize how much the outer parts of the clitoris are.

1:29:22 Adam Look, you've got to think, clitoris is the penis.

1:29:25 Guest Yeah.

1:29:25 Drew That's it. Try not to think about sucking on the penis when I'm down there.

1:29:32 Adam When you were in development, you had a clitoris. It evolved into the penis. Same tissue.

1:29:38 Drew It tried.

1:29:39 Adam It almost did.

1:29:40 Drew It almost did. It gave it a shot. All right. Tiffany.

1:29:43 Caller Yes.

1:29:44 Drew So you have a new man or what?

1:29:46 Caller Yeah.

1:29:47 Drew And you guys are starting to get intimate?

1:29:49 Caller Right.

1:29:49 Drew And you're having a little difficulty with the big O?

1:29:55 Caller Yeah.

1:29:56 Guest I mean.

1:29:57 Drew I hope you had the decency to fake for him.

1:29:59 Guest I do. And I feel bad.

1:30:00 Drew That's good.

1:30:01 Guest He doesn't know.

1:30:02 Drew Well, don't worry about it.

1:30:04 Guest But, you know, I mean, eventually he would probably figure it out.

1:30:07 Drew Okay. Well, why don't you wean yourself? I'll tell you what. Put that vibrator down. And then the next time, if you can pry it out of your greasy hands, and then the next time you guys get it on, you'll be ready for one.

1:30:20 Guest All right.

1:30:21 Drew When are you going to see him next?

1:30:23 Guest Oh, I have a couple of days.

1:30:25 Drew A couple of days. All right. No vibrating. Do you hear me?

1:30:30 Guest All right.

1:30:32 Drew I know. It's going to be hard, because let me tell you about masturbating no different than diet, no different than anything, quitting cigarettes, whatever. Whatever it is. I mean, whenever I think I got to stop eating so much, here's how it goes.

1:30:49 Caller Got to stop eating so much.

1:30:51 Drew I got to stop eating so much. I really got to cut back on the eating so much.

1:30:56 Caller Eating.

1:30:58 Drew Got to eat.

1:31:00 Caller Eat.

1:31:01 Caller Eat.

1:31:04 Drew Eat. That's right. Eventually, I just eliminate all the other words around it and it's just left with the one word. Booze, cigarette, whatever. All the other stuff goes away and I'm just left with that one word, and then I'm just thinking eat. My mantra becomes eat, not got to stop eating so much.

1:31:22 Adam Let's eat more.

1:31:23 Drew Yeah. You want to go on a diet, you just got to forget about eating. You got to not think about it.

1:31:28 Adam Yeah.

1:31:28 Drew And there's no way. You sit around and go, not going to masturbate, not going to. The hand is down my pants on the third time I think it. It's not going to happen. I don't know what you do though. What do you do?

1:31:43 Adam Start running.

1:31:44 Drew Start jogging. Yeah. Suzanne?

1:31:46 Yeah.

1:31:47 Drew You're 16.

1:31:48 Caller Yeah.

1:31:49 Drew What's up?

1:31:51 Caller My mom, right? She's with this boyfriend. And she, my little sister was telling me that her boyfriend was messing around with her.

1:32:00 Adam In what way?

1:32:01 Caller Huh?

1:32:02 Adam In what way?

1:32:04 Caller He put his thing inside of her.

1:32:06 Adam He's having sex with her?

1:32:08 Caller Yes.

1:32:09 Adam How old is she?

1:32:10 Caller She's only eight.

1:32:11 Adam Oh my God. So what did you do?

1:32:15 Caller I turned it in.

1:32:16 Adam To whom?

1:32:16 Caller I called the cops. Like right now, my sister's in childcare and she's crying. They won't let family have contact with her. And that's because she's in childcare and she's in a foster home. And they won't let me see her or talk to her. They said no family members right now.

1:32:31 Drew Well, you did the right thing.

1:32:33 Caller And like my mom seen her, right? She said to her, you can shut the door. And then she was telling her mom, you know, you've seen it. You know, you see it. She's like, no, Mihaj, I don't know what you're talking about. You're lying. And my mom's white and she wants to be Mexican.

1:32:49 Drew Your mom's white and she wants to be Mexican?

1:32:51 Caller Yes, she wants to be Mexican.

1:32:53 Drew Wait a minute. You're Mexican, right?

1:32:56 Caller No.

1:32:57 Drew Well, how do you get the... Where does the Miha stuff come from?

1:33:00 Caller My mom, she thinks she's Mexican.

1:33:04 Drew Wait a minute. Is your dad Mexican?

1:33:06 Caller My dad, he's white. And that's why they broke up because she wants to be Mexican. And my dad said, no, you're white. I didn't marry no Mexican. I married a white girl.

1:33:16 Drew Hello.

1:33:17 Caller Be happy for who and what you are.

1:33:19 Drew That's right, Miha.

1:33:21 Caller Miha.

1:33:22 Drew Miha is a girl and the Miha is a guy. The O is masculine in Spanish. Yes. Here's what I learned in Four Semesters of Spanish. Mi amo es Paco. I don't even know what my name is. Paco. I'm guessing it means Adam in Spanish.

1:33:39 Adam Grandes exitos en Espanol.

1:33:43 Caller She was like, and she told her mom several times that he messed up. She goes, no, she didn't. No, he didn't.

1:33:49 Drew All right. Listen here, SheHo.

1:33:51 Adam Disaster.

1:33:52 Drew I have nowhere to begin. Thank God you have a sense of humor about it.

1:33:56 Adam Suzanne, I'm sorry going through this. I'm sorry your sister is suffering, but it's the best circumstance for a tough situation. It doesn't sound like your mom's in a position to be in command of the ship right now.

1:34:08 Drew Did your sister get removed from the family because you reported this?

1:34:12 Caller No, actually she didn't get removed from the family like that. She just got removed from my mom and no family members can go see her right now.

1:34:19 Drew All right. And what's your mom do for a living?

1:34:21 Caller My mom, she lays on her ass all day.

1:34:25 Drew All right. Well, I can see you have great respect and admiration for her.

1:34:27 Adam I love your mom dearly.

1:34:29 Drew And where's your dad?

1:34:29 Caller Yeah, right.

1:34:31 Adam Oh, Suzanne.

1:34:32 Drew Wow. Hey, Suzanne?

1:34:33 Caller Yeah?

1:34:34 Drew Listen to me. I have seven seconds left to talk to you, but I'm going to dedicate the entire seven to you. Wait, I'm sorry. It's down to three now. No, listen to me, Miho. Don't get pregnant. Don't look at all guys as daddy. Do be careful with the guys. Go to college, study, move out. Do you understand me? Yes. Have a good life. Don't ruin your life.

1:34:59 Adam Keep some close friends around.

1:35:01 Drew Have good friends, not the ones who wear too much eye shadow and their hair feathered back. Understand? Don't get pregnant. Please don't get pregnant. Not for a long time, okay?

1:35:11 Adam Okay.

1:35:12 Drew All right, Miho. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:35:20 Adam Love Line will be right back.

1:35:54 Drew Well, there you have it. Another fabulous Loveline Week wrapped up and in the ground. I want to thank the beautiful Danielle for fetching the coffee and doing the phones and keeping us happy and doing the work of tent. All 89 pounds of her over here. I want to thank producer Anne for putting her feminine stink on the show, back, making an impact and booking, doing, making and being. I want to thank Anderson, engineer Anderson for pushing the knobs, turning the buttons and doing all the right things. So, actually be turning the knobs and pushing the buttons, but it's late and I'm tired. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:35 Adam You probably beat me off on this week. Well now.

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