Episode 1000754887198

6:38 Sex, drugs, disease, and addiction served up fresh in 50 seconds. Adam's occasional humor and Drew's plethora of knowledge unleashed in 40 seconds.

6:58 Voiceover The world's dumbest callers can be heard coast to coast in 30 seconds. And life gets just a little bit better in only 20 seconds.

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7:36 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.

7:42 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. And I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310.

7:50 Drew 1-0-854-4455.

7:52 Adam There you go. Got the cramp beat out of me at Raiders' minicamp today. And missing some pride and a little sleep.

8:01 Drew So I was ready to watch. What did they have you do?

8:03 Adam Muddle through the show. I got suited up and banged around with the big boys.

8:07 Drew Full pads?

8:08 Adam Oh yes.

8:08 Drew Everything.

8:09 Adam Oh yeah.

8:10 Drew How's the equipment the Raiders wear compared to what you wore in North Hollywood?

8:13 Adam Oh my god. Seamen leaked from me as I walked in the equipment room. Face mask, helmet, shoulder pads, jerseys, pants as far as the eye could see. And no nickel and dime crap like get your own sweat bands or anything. Shoes, socks, everything. All the accoutrements. Elbow pads and mouthpieces. Huge. I was in Oakland at the Raiders facility today and it was, wow. What a, for a guy who always dreamt of playing football and always dreamt of seeing a professional outfit and everything like that, it was a dream come true.

8:50 Drew What did you do?

8:50 Adam It's too bad I'm so jaded and bitter.

8:53 Drew What did you do? What did they have you do?

8:54 Adam Just ran some drills and caught some passes from the football shooting machine and hit the sled and all that good stuff.

9:01 Drew No contact with other guys?

9:04 Adam In a gay, a little gay love.

9:06 Drew Not when it came afterwards. I don't mean the locker room stuff.

9:08 Adam Oh, yeah. I feel like an idiot now. You're saying it on the field?

9:12 Drew On the field, yeah.

9:13 Adam Yeah. No, no, no, not on the field. No, definitely not on the field. Shoot me in the ass and then bang me in the ass.

9:23 Drew Oh my God.

9:24 Adam I have to start editing myself. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight from all the Scream movies, SLC Punk and She's All That and a bunch of other things. Loves, Labors, wait, I don't want to pluralize the labor. Loves, Labor Lost is the newest film that's coming out from Mayor Max, right? When is that out, Matthew?

9:47 Matthew Lillard Came out as I die. Came out Friday.

9:51 Adam Oh, okay. Good times. Thank you. Thank you very much.

9:53 Matthew Lillard Thank you. Two theaters.

9:55 Adam Two theaters.

9:56 Matthew Lillard So you in Ohio, don't even worry about it.

9:58 Adam Well, when is it going to hit a wider release?

10:01 Matthew Lillard As soon as the two theaters sell out for months on end.

10:04 Adam I see. And who else is in this?

10:07 Matthew Lillard Kenneth Branagh, director, and was the lead, and Alicia Silverstone, Adrian Lester, Alessandro Navola.

10:14 Adam Oh, yes. Yes, the musical, yes. I saw something on Alicia and her singing and all. Are you singing?

10:20 Matthew Lillard I'm singing Fool.

10:22 Adam And are you good?

10:23 Matthew Lillard No. I'm not, actually. I'm a horrible singer.

10:28 Drew Why don't they just put somebody else's voice over you guys?

10:30 Matthew Lillard Well, you know, I sing good in the big chorus numbers. There's a hundred people behind me.

10:34 Adam Had you done any singing before this?

10:36 Matthew Lillard Well, you know, there's that whole theory as an actor to be the triple threat, to sing, to dance, to act when you're going through acting school. So I, you know, I dabbled. I was never a singer, though. You know, he never asked me either, dummy.

10:47 Adam Oh, really?

10:48 Matthew Lillard Branagh, you know, we sat in a room for hours on end auditioning and talking Shakespeare and blah, blah, blah. He never asked me if I could sing. I would have lied.

10:58 Adam You have some classical training, right?

11:00 Matthew Lillard I mean, the Shakespearean stuff. I can dance like a mofo.

11:03 Adam Oh, really?

11:04 Matthew Lillard Oh, yeah. So that moves.

11:06 Adam This is a Shakespearean play, then?

11:08 Matthew Lillard Yeah, Shakespearean play adapted as a 1930s musical.

11:12 Adam And did Kenneth write the thing? Well, I mean, Shakespeare.

11:16 Matthew Lillard The name Shakespeare kind of.

11:18 Adam No, but I mean.

11:18 Matthew Lillard No, but he adapted it. Yeah.

11:20 Adam That guy's smart.

11:23 Matthew Lillard He's unbelievable. I mean, he wrote his own biography when he was, what, 25?

11:27 Adam Yeah.

11:27 Matthew Lillard You know, he had like a lifetime of career by the time he was 25.

11:31 Adam Are you allowed to write your own biography?

11:33 Drew Well, autobiography.

11:34 Adam Yeah, I know, but it just sounds like something that aging actresses are supposed to do after they've slept with a bunch of people you may have heard of.

11:41 Drew At 25, what, what, what?

11:43 Matthew Lillard Yeah, well, that's the thing. I mean, everyone kind of rained down on him. The audacity of this guy, this kid right out of RADA.

11:49 Adam Well, let's see, mine would read, went to North Olivet High, cleaned carpet, I'm now working as a construction laborer.

11:56 Drew Began masturbating.

11:57 Adam Began masturbating? I'd do like six chapters on that. The sun, I finally saw the sun rise and set one day. The birds chirped and I knew what everyone was singing about in those love songs. All right.

12:10 Matthew Lillard But he's a genius.

12:11 Adam Yeah.

12:11 Matthew Lillard I mean, he really is. He is just awesome to be around. I mean, he's unbelievable.

12:17 Adam He seems like he has a fairly high IQ. And how's Alicia Silverstein?

12:22 Matthew Lillard Stone.

12:23 Adam Thank you.

12:23 Matthew Lillard She's great.

12:24 Adam I haven't said her name in a while. She looks good, right?

12:28 Matthew Lillard Oh, yeah. She's great.

12:29 Adam And can she sing?

12:31 Matthew Lillard She can't really sing either.

12:33 Adam So no one in the movie actually sings in this musical.

12:35 Matthew Lillard Nathan Lane can sing like a lark. Adrian Lester, Alessandro, the lead guy, the guy who plays the prince. I mean, everyone can sing really except for Alicia and I. And Alicia did all right.

12:45 Adam Do they give you coaches?

12:47 Matthew Lillard Oh, yeah. We trained. It was like Shakespearean fame. I mean, we had like three weeks of acting class and you'd pass each other in the halls and you'd go dance. Then you'd sing and then all this. You do text with Ken. It was really awesome.

13:03 Adam And awesome.

13:05 Matthew Lillard What is that? Like a ten-year-old word. It was awesome, dude.

13:08 Adam Not something that's used to describe Shakespeare that often. But listen, I've never read a Shakespeare play, so I can't pass any judgment. Now, this is just in a very limited engagement and release right now. But we're hoping that through shows like this, it'll get spread out to the masses.

13:26 Matthew Lillard Absolutely.

13:27 Adam All right.

13:27 Matthew Lillard Call your local cineplex.

13:29 Adam We will hop to the phones. Jasper?

13:31 Yeah.

13:32 Adam You're 17?

13:33 Caller Yeah.

13:34 Adam Jasper the guy?

13:35 Caller No.

13:36 Adam Jasper the girl?

13:37 Caller Yeah.

13:38 Adam Okay. What's going on there, Jasper?

13:41 Caller Well, I've been with my boyfriend now for seven months. And he hasn't touched me or even tried to. And I think that he might be gay.

13:53 Adam And how old is he?

13:55 Caller He's 18.

13:56 Adam I see. Do you guys make out?

13:58 Caller No.

13:59 Adam You don't kiss?

14:00 Caller Nothing.

14:01 Adam Maybe you're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

14:06 Caller Yeah, we are. I've known him since the sixth grade.

14:11 Adam Oh, well, as long as you've known each other. Yeah. Drew, how long have we known each other? Five, six years?

14:17 Drew Unless you're boyfriend or boyfriend.

14:18 Adam Well, something.

14:19 Matthew Lillard Interesting.

14:20 Adam So you've known him since the sixth grade. All right. So that's a done deal. And really, have you ever kissed?

14:27 Caller No.

14:28 Drew Have you ever said, let's see each other exclusively and no one else?

14:32 Caller Yes.

14:33 Adam You have. And do you go out on dates and hold hands?

14:37 Caller Well, we go to the movies and stuff, but. Huh.

14:40 Adam Do you hold hands?

14:42 Caller No.

14:43 Adam Oh, I'm really wondering if you guys are a boyfriend and girlfriend.

14:49 Matthew Lillard Did he ask you out? He said, will you be my girlfriend? The whole nine yards?

14:53 Caller Yeah.

14:54 Adam He did. And Jasper, why are you so young sounding and so confused and so naive at 17?

15:02 Caller Because I'm confused about this.

15:04 Adam Have you, have you had a boyfriend before?

15:06 Caller Yeah.

15:07 Adam Are you a virgin?

15:08 Caller No.

15:09 Adam So when did you lose your virginity?

15:13 Caller When I was about 13.

15:16 Adam About 13. We may be talking 12. More like 12?

15:22 Caller Yeah.

15:22 Adam Yeah.

15:23 Drew What happened?

15:24 Adam How old was the guy?

15:25 Drew 19.

15:27 13.

15:29 Adam What's the matter?

15:32 Caller Nothing.

15:34 Adam Yeah. Was that not a good experience for you?

15:38 Caller No, it wasn't.

15:39 Adam It wasn't.

15:39 Drew Was it a rape?

15:41 Caller No.

15:42 Adam No. Okay. Well, Arlene Francis is going to flip over all the cards now, and we're going to go to a commercial. Okay. No. Is there anything you want to tell us, or should we just sort of keep firing off questions and you can say yes or no?

15:57 Matthew Lillard Has he ever been, has he been with someone before?

16:01 Caller Well, when we were younger, he was with one other girl. That was it.

16:05 Adam He had sex with her?

16:07 Caller I have no idea. He doesn't talk to me about anything.

16:09 Drew Tell us more about this experience when you were 12. What, how did that all go down?

16:15 Well.

16:18 Drew So my thinking is that that was an awful experience. And if you've chosen guys that are impotent, no, going to mistreat you.

16:25 Adam Well, not impotent, impotent.

16:26 Drew Yeah. Now, now she's going to forget, right, the guys that are safe. And that now that's even, that's no good either, though, of course.

16:35 Adam Okay. Hey, Jasper.

16:37 Caller Yeah.

16:37 Adam What's wrong with you? Why are you sounding like you're a fifth grader when you're seventeen? Are you stunted emotionally? Do people say that?

16:47 Caller Um, well, I have had a lot of problems and everything, but.

16:52 Adam Yeah. Are you on any medication?

16:54 Caller No.

16:55 Adam Does anyone ever ask you to be on any?

16:57 Caller Yeah.

16:58 Drew Okay.

16:58 Adam What do they want you to be on?

17:00 Caller Well, my stepdad wants me to be on some kind of medication to make me happy and.

17:09 Adam I see. So you're depressed.

17:11 Caller Yeah.

17:12 Drew It would be to make you happy. It would make you not miserable.

17:15 Adam Right.

17:16 Drew Which is different.

17:17 Adam That's right. That's where I am.

17:18 Drew Yeah.

17:19 Adam I'm not miserable. So Jasper. Yeah. We're going to hang up, you know, because you're not really talking. Okay. But here's the here's the deal.

17:29 Drew You got to ask him.

17:30 Adam You got to ask him. And we'll ask him if you want. You want us to talk to him?

17:35 Yeah.

17:35 Adam How about we get to the bottom of this right now?

17:38 Caller Okay.

17:38 All right.

17:39 Adam We'll put you on hold and we'll get his phone number and then we'll give him a buzz. Boy.

17:45 Drew She can't talk. Is she having trouble saying it? Is she having trouble expressing it?

17:49 Adam I'm guessing he's no auctioneer either.

17:51 Drew And we didn't even get to what happened to Jasper before 12. Let's set her up for that.

17:55 Adam Jasper sounds broken.

17:58 Matthew Lillard Well, it's funny that she didn't want to talk about she didn't want to talk about anything.

18:01 Drew No.

18:02 Matthew Lillard No. Her boyfriend's not the problem.

18:04 Adam No, but what Jasper to me sounded like is somebody who had something traumatic happen to them when they were young and they got locked in. Something very bad happened to them when they were 11 or 12.

18:16 Matthew Lillard Stepfather?

18:16 Adam Or nine. Something. Something probably like that. And then for the next 10 years, they're nine. It may say 17, but it's seven. All right, we'll try to get, Danielle, try to get his phone number. We'll see if we can get to the bottom of this.

18:33 Drew Good.

18:34 Adam She's got it?

18:35 Drew Do not kiss me.

18:36 Adam David?

18:37 Yeah.

18:37 Adam You're 15.

18:38 Caller Yeah.

18:39 Adam Oh, boy. What's going on?

18:42 Caller We're not masturbating. I don't know if my sperm came out or not.

18:46 Adam You don't know if it comes out?

18:48 Matthew Lillard Are you crossing your legs?

18:50 Caller What?

18:50 Matthew Lillard Are you crossing your legs?

18:53 Drew Are you having an orgasm?

18:54 Caller What?

18:55 Adam All right, hold on a second. Hey, Earth to Tartow. And this goes to not only 15-year-old David, but all the people who call this show. And just hang on there, Dave. It's only going to be for like 45, 50 minutes. Here is the deal. We understand that you're in a certain degree of pain. We understand that you're confused and our heart goes out to you. But don't call this show if you can't form a thought. Understand that we're not calling you. You're calling us. There seems to be some difficulty in that department for a lot of our callers. They call us and it's as if we'd woken them in the middle of the night and started asking them about their sperm. How's the sperm, Dave? Huh? Who is this? Is it coming out of your penis? Yes or no? Sometimes. That's really, it's even more confusing than that. I'm more lucid at 430 in the morning when the phone rings than our retards who call this show. And listen, I understand you have no education, you hate your parents, and you live in a crappy town. Here's all I'm saying. Don't call. Just don't call. Or take a moment, compose yourself, form a question, have a shot of jolt, then call, and be prepared to talk. But I don't want to squeeze you like a goddamn bar rag to get an answer out of you.

20:17 Drew Or think for a second, what is it likely the interaction is going to be like when you get in with us?

20:21 Matthew Lillard What are you looking for?

20:23 Drew What are we likely to do? What are we likely to do? When we get the call, we're going to ask a bunch of questions. Just be prepared to answer.

20:29 Adam Well, you know what we get a ton of? We get a very, like, an absurd sort of a scenario. Like, I do this to my penis, and, you know, genies come out, you know? And then here's how it goes every time. Genies come out of your penis?

20:46 Drew Huh?

20:46 Adam Huh? Genies come out of your penis?

20:49 Drew Where?

20:50 Adam You know, it's like, you said it, not, it all turns into a bad Green Acres episode.

20:56 Drew Well, but then it goes, it's like, like, why do you want to know? What are you, what are you to ask, man? Stop killing me.

21:02 Matthew Lillard Can't we just be friends?

21:03 Adam I'm trying to play Nintendo here. You mind? Carlos?

21:08 Hey, what's up?

21:09 Adam Hey, you're 17.

21:10 Caller Yeah.

21:10 Adam All right, we're running the gamut tonight. What's up, buddy?

21:13 Caller All right, I got a problem seeing my dad's girlfriend, and she, I mean, I had sex with her.

21:22 Adam Yeah.

21:22 Caller And I don't know, like, should I tell my dad or?

21:25 Drew How old is your dad?

21:26 Caller Huh?

21:27 Drew How old is your dad?

21:27 Caller 38.

21:28 Drew And how old is this woman?

21:30 Caller She's, like, 28, I think, 29.

21:33 Adam Is that a cat in the background?

21:35 Caller Oh, yeah.

21:36 Adam It is?

21:37 Caller Yeah.

21:37 Adam That cat's in heat. You better do something to that cat.

21:40 Matthew Lillard The cat's the real problem.

21:41 Adam Yeah, take care of the cat instead of the girlfriend.

21:44 Caller No, it's not mine. That's not my cat.

21:46 Drew We are intent on no mammals having children.

21:49 Adam That's right. All right. So, listen, how long has this been going on, Carlos?

21:53 Caller Oh, this, no, this was just once.

21:55 Adam One time?

21:56 Caller Two months ago, yeah.

21:57 Adam Yeah. And you guys all living together?

21:59 Caller No, she, I only seen her, like, twice.

22:03 Drew Stay away from her and try to help your dad see who she really is.

22:06 Adam Where's your mom?

22:08 Caller Oh, she passed out.

22:09 Drew Passed out?

22:10 Caller Yeah, like, 10 years ago.

22:12 Matthew Lillard Passed away?

22:13 Caller Yes.

22:14 Adam Okay. Well, who knows?

22:16 She's been hammered still.

22:18 Adam All right. So she, what happened to your mother, Carlos?

22:21 Caller Oh, I don't know. She, some, she had some cancer, I think.

22:26 Adam Oh, boy. She must have been all of 24 or 25, right?

22:31 Drew Yes.

22:34 Adam 25 years old?

22:35 Caller Yeah, like 25, 26.

22:37 Adam All right.

22:38 Drew That's kind of unusual.

22:40 Adam All right. Hold on. There's a DC-10 flying through Carlos' living room. Here's the deal. And by the way, here's one thing I've learned from this show. The worse your problem is, the more noise that's going on. And by the way, there's a direct correlation. We have people calling with, I hear conductors yelling all aboard, the trains going through, there's a machine gun fire, there's helicopters, there's cats screwing in the background.

23:06 Drew And then crickets.

23:09 Adam Yeah.

23:10 Matthew Lillard I'm dying.

23:11 Adam Alright, so listen, Carlos, do not have sex with her anymore.

23:15 Drew Stay away from her, stay away from her.

23:17 Matthew Lillard Did you tell your dad?

23:18 Adam No, he didn't tell him and he's not gonna. And I do though?

23:21 Matthew Lillard I don't know if you tell your dad.

23:22 Adam No, no you don't, no you don't.

23:23 Drew He's been abused, I mean that's an adult with a minor.

23:26 Adam Well, 17.

23:27 Drew But the point is, he's not in a position to be rendering consent and.

23:32 Adam Okay, listen, don't say anything to dad, you're 17. You get out of the house in a year.

23:37 Drew She is a nightmare.

23:38 Matthew Lillard It's gotta be a rule though, you shouldn't hump your dad's girlfriend.

23:40 Drew We'll try to find a way to get your dad to see who this woman is.

23:44 Adam Right.

23:44 Drew That's bad news.

23:45 Matthew Lillard Before you sleep with her, preferably.

23:46 Adam Yes, no humping dad's girlfriend. That's a rule. Especially if him and mom never get separated.

23:53 Matthew Lillard Especially if he's bigger than you.

23:54 Adam Then you're on your mom. All right. John.

23:59 Hi.

24:00 Adam You're 20. What's up?

24:02 Caller Yeah, Adam. Matthew, love you and scream.

24:04 Matthew Lillard All right, Adam. Thank you.

24:06 Caller Well, the reason I was giving you a call, Adam and Dr. Drew is because me and my girlfriend, today we were having intercourse and my condom slipped off and it went way deep in her.

24:17 Adam Yeah.

24:18 Caller I mean, super deep in her.

24:19 Adam Good times.

24:21 Caller And she went, you know, she came to the bathroom, she urinated and it came out. Then it just popped out of nowhere. The condom had a-

24:28 Adam Sure, it filled up like one of those balloons at the arcade where you hit with the squirt gun in the clown's mouth. Yeah, it just keeps getting bigger.

24:36 Caller But I didn't come in the condom. You know, I didn't come in the condom.

24:40 Adam Right.

24:40 Caller And the condom had a lubricant in it, a spermicide.

24:43 Drew You had not yet ejaculated when you lost the condom.

24:46 Caller No.

24:46 Drew Did you eventually?

24:48 Caller No, no, not eventually.

24:49 Adam No. So you never did.

24:51 Caller No, I never did. But the condom slipped up inside her.

24:54 Adam I got that part.

24:55 Drew Deep inside her.

24:56 Caller Got it.

24:57 Drew Yeah, got that out.

24:58 Adam Right. Like a young girl trapped in a well.

25:01 Caller Yeah, kind of.

25:02 Adam Right. Okay. Get the volunteer fire department out there to see what they can do.

25:07 Matthew Lillard Baby Jessica.

25:09 Adam That's right. I miss her. All right. So you know what this country needs in lieu of a war is some chick to fall in a well. You know what I mean? There's a few things that we need nationally I believe like every some odd years, maybe every 10 or 15 years, a good skirmish abroad always tends to sort of rally the troops stateside and or somebody falling in a well.

25:34 Matthew Lillard Any child trap. Elion. Same thing.

25:38 Adam Yeah, Elion is pretty solid. But the problem is it's a little, it's kind of a nationalistic thing. I mean, it's a lot of the Cubans are pissed off and a lot of the Anglos could give a rat's ass. But when a nice fresh three, four-year-old white chick falls in a well, that's something we can all get behind. Let's see if we can do that, Drew.

25:59 Drew Let's talk about John and his condom problem. The question is, should he get the morning after pill?

26:05 Adam Well, we would say, because we're not the one who has to go out, get it and pay for it and all that stuff, go do it. But on the other hand, he didn't have an orgasm.

26:15 Drew The risks are slight, but if you want to be perfectly safe, you need that morning after pill.

26:19 Adam On the other hand, John sounds like a leaker.

26:21 Drew Yeah.

26:22 Adam Hey, do you think a lot of guys leak when they're younger, do they not? Do you know what I'm saying?

26:28 Drew I think that's a lifetime job.

26:31 Adam Yeah. It's a death sentence that's leaking? I mean, it's a life sentence?

26:35 Drew Yeah, a life sentence.

26:37 Adam But don't you think a guy is more apt to leak semen when he's excited at 15, 16 than he is at 35?

26:46 Drew I don't know that.

26:47 Adam Did you look into that?

26:50 Drew I'm getting the web under leakage.

26:52 Adam Yeah. Matthew, what do you think?

26:56 Matthew Lillard I think the problem is he didn't have an orgasm. That seems like...

26:59 Adam Yeah, but that's good because he's not pregnant.

27:01 Drew It bothers Matthew, though.

27:02 Matthew Lillard That's a little problematic in my book. No, I mean, it sounds like he had a condom with spermicide on it. He didn't ejaculate.

27:09 Adam Right. All right.

27:10 Matthew Lillard Chances are slight that she's going to... I mean, the window of opportunity to actually get pregnant isn't that great.

27:17 Adam I'm with you, but there's still a percent chance that it's...

27:20 Drew If it were me, I'd get emergency contraception and just take that down to essentially zero.

27:25 Adam All right. I would like young males to call... Not young males, older males to call this show and tell us if there's a difference in penis performance with their own penis between 14, 15, 16 and 28, 29.

27:38 Drew In terms of leakage.

27:39 Adam In terms of leakage.

27:40 Matthew Lillard But how can you monitor a leakage?

27:42 Adam Well, you can't really...

27:43 Drew You know when you're a leaker. Some guys are serious leakers.

27:46 Matthew Lillard Serious leakers?

27:47 Drew Like drainers.

27:49 Adam Yeah, they'll go right through a pair of wet pants.

27:50 Matthew Lillard But how can you tell? You can't tell.

27:52 Drew Oh yeah, they know.

27:53 Adam Can you?

27:54 Matthew Lillard Oh yeah?

27:54 Adam Yeah, because it's like...

27:56 Drew They have to manage it.

27:57 Adam Here's the difference. Like you go out on a date when you're 15, 16 years old, you park the car, you make out for a little while.

28:04 Matthew Lillard You're leaking.

28:04 Adam A little hanky-panky, maybe second base kind of thing. And then you get home that night and your underpants are a mess.

28:10 Matthew Lillard Right.

28:10 Adam Now at 35, I don't think that happens as much, but it may, that just may be my perception. All right, should we talk to...

28:20 Drew Jasper, have you ever heard from the boyfriend yet?

28:23 Adam Yeah, well, hold on, this phone's growing up. Jasper?

28:27 Caller Yeah?

28:27 Adam We're trying to call your alleged boyfriend, but it's busy. He doesn't have the call waiting, does he?

28:35 Caller I don't think so.

28:37 Adam You don't sweat the details, do you, Jasper? All right, Jasper, let's get to the real bottom and I should say heart of your problem. Who did what to you? What happened? Somebody die?

28:48 Caller My grandma did.

28:50 Drew No.

28:51 Adam Was she taking care of you?

28:52 Drew Was she raising you?

28:54 Caller No, but she was there for me whenever I needed anything.

28:58 Drew Where's your biological father?

28:59 Caller I have no idea.

29:00 Drew What happened with him?

29:02 Caller Well, my mom left him when I was like two.

29:05 Caller Why?

29:07 Physical abuse.

29:08 Drew To both of you or just your mom?

29:10 Caller Just my mom as far as I know.

29:12 Drew Did you have a series of other guys that came through after that?

29:15 Caller Just a little bit. I think maybe two or three.

29:18 Drew Did any of them mistreat you?

29:21 Caller Not that I remember.

29:22 Matthew Lillard What about your stepfather now? Does he treat you nice?

29:28 Caller There's nothing that I do that he agrees with.

29:32 Adam Well, listen, we know your stepdad's not a great guy because we know your mom picks A-holes for the most part, although she was good enough to get away from your biological abusive dad. But I would predict that her father, grandpa, wasn't such a great guy.

29:48 Caller No, she told me stories about him.

29:50 Adam Oh, yes.

29:51 Drew There we go.

29:51 Adam So, and what happened? Did he die?

29:55 Caller No, he's still alive.

29:57 Adam Oh, that's too bad.

29:58 Drew That's still drinking.

29:59 Adam You ever see him?

30:01 Caller Once in a while, not that often.

30:03 Adam Does he drink?

30:06 Caller No.

30:07 Adam No, he just abused your mom when he was just sober abusing her, huh? Okay. So, listen, Jasper, there's a lot of confusion in your life, you know? You've had a kind of traumatic upbringing. And so, you're going to make some bad decisions. And I'm not sure whether this guy's your boyfriend, and I'm not sure what he's doing, but I'm glad, quite frankly.

30:31 Drew Yeah, I'm not sure he's a bad decision, by the way.

30:32 Adam Yeah, stay with him. Hopefully, you know, by the time you're in your 30s, you'll get the first base.

30:38 Matthew Lillard He's not abusive, is he?

30:39 Drew No.

30:41 Adam No, but I wonder what he is. Anyway, Jasper, why don't you just talk to him, or why don't you try to kiss him next time you see him?

30:49 Drew There you go.

30:50 Adam Can you do that?

30:51 Caller Okay.

30:51 Drew And then create some discussion.

30:52 Adam Give him a kiss.

30:54 Do not kiss me.

30:56 Adam Yes, do kiss him, okay?

30:58 Caller All right.

30:59 Adam Yeah, that's all right. Guys don't mind that. All right.

31:02 Matthew Lillard See, what do you do when your whole lineage is screwed up? Do you just...

31:07 Drew It takes about 100 years to flush the real bad stuff out of your hand.

31:09 Adam Well, not 100. In my case, it was only like 85, 90 years.

31:13 Drew Historically, it takes like four or five generations to get it out of your mouth.

31:16 Adam Matthew, I'm so glad you brought that up. I know we're running late for commercial. I just got to go on a quick riff here. So many people call this show... Their lineage is screwed up. It really is. I mean, a mom, a grandpa is abusive. She hooks up the abusive guy, then abusive stepdad. Everything is a mess. You go back 200 years, it's a big cluster F. Here is the way to rectify that. A, no more lineage for a little while. Don't have kids. Just take a little... Put a little break in the cycle there. Don't get pregnant at 16. Hold off. Get yourself a little therapy. Get your compass straightened out or your antenna straightened out or whatever example you want to use. Then when you get your own S straightened out, meet a person who's not the person you would have been attracted to when you're F'd up, but who's a good person based on you sorting out your old problems. Then start a new family with that good person who does not have the F'd up lineage. Now there's a little break in the cycle. And even though you're always gonna be sort of haunted, hopefully you don't screw your kids up and that's where it changes.

32:26 Matthew Lillard But the first thing is you have to acknowledge the fact that there's some screwed up things in your family.

32:29 Drew Well, that's the tough part. The tough part is getting people to acknowledge that the crap that went down in their childhood affects their attractions and how they behave in their interpersonal lives now.

32:39 Adam All right, we have to take ourselves a break. Matthew Lillard is here. We'll talk about his new movie and we'll talk to you after this.

32:49 We're about to get funky, yo.

32:52 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

33:25 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-191. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight. You know him from all the screen movies and all that.

33:37 Matthew Lillard Actually, just the first one.

33:39 Adam You didn't do any? You didn't do two?

33:41 Matthew Lillard Just the first one. I was supposed to do the third one. Interestingly enough.

33:44 Adam Yeah, we got killed, but didn't you get unkilled or something?

33:49 Matthew Lillard No. Originally, we did talk about doing the third one, and then some issues came up in our great United States called Columbine High School. They actually socially had the responsibility to change the script.

34:02 Adam Oh, really?

34:03 Matthew Lillard Yeah. So I got written out.

34:05 Adam Sons of bitches.

34:06 Matthew Lillard I got written out? Is that right?

34:08 Adam Yeah.

34:08 Matthew Lillard I got wrote out? Written out?

34:09 Adam No, you can be written out or you can be written off, but you were written out. All right. Screen one then. But he was so memorable that I thought he was in two or three, although I never saw three. I just saw two. I usually drop off eventually when it comes to the sequels. Also, Loves Labor Lost is the new one that is currently out. It is out in the Los Angeles area. Is it in New York too or just LA?

34:35 Matthew Lillard LA, New York.

34:36 Drew Just seems like a musical is such a monumental task. I mean, Shakespeare and then write the music.

34:41 Matthew Lillard It was huge.

34:42 Drew Put the Shakespeare prose to music, dance, staging.

34:47 Matthew Lillard He actually took songs from the 30s. So he took Cole Porter songs.

34:50 Drew I read that, yeah. And he took Gershwin.

34:52 Matthew Lillard Gershwin. I mean, just wonderful songs.

34:54 Drew Irving Berlin.

34:56 Matthew Lillard Wonderful songs.

34:56 Adam But it really sounds, here's what that sounds like to me. Making a movie difficult enough. Yeah. An ominous task in itself. Just making a buddy movie for a 8 million bucks with no special effects. And then to do this, make it a musical and Shakespearean and all that, it just sounds like, it sounds like the art of making regular movies has become too simple for you, and you have to keep going.

35:27 Matthew Lillard Listen, hats off to Kenneth Branagh. I mean, he really tackles something nobody's ever, and he's been crucified in the reviews. It's just, it's too bad. Here's a guy really taking a step on a ledge and really going for it, and he's getting...

35:40 Drew Because the only time, the only music that has ever sort of been allowed for Shakespeare has been opera.

35:48 Matthew Lillard Sure.

35:48 Drew And even then, it's had to be not Shakespeare, just Shakespeare's stories.

35:52 Matthew Lillard Right. But you know, he takes a stab. I mean, it's set in the 30s, so he takes the music of the time. It's like the modern adaptations. You look at Romeo and Juliet, Leo's Romeo and Juliet.

36:05 Drew But I bet he got killed on the music part, because he's not a musician, is he?

36:10 Matthew Lillard No, no. But the guy that did the music, Patrick Doyle, who's like one of the top five composers in movies today, did all the music, did all the orchestrations of the music.

36:23 Adam Where does he get funding for this? I mean, I know this can't be a cheap undertaking.

36:28 Matthew Lillard No, by no stretch of the imagination.

36:30 Adam And it doesn't, you know, just in the initial pitch, doesn't sound like a big money maker.

36:36 Matthew Lillard Right.

36:36 Adam Well, he, you know, how does that work?

36:38 Matthew Lillard He has a cache. I mean, he has a worldwide cache. So if you sell his name, and then you put Alicia Silverstone in it.

36:45 Drew He can do whatever he wants.

36:46 Matthew Lillard Yeah, Natasha McA hone. I mean, you had Nathan Lane, Timothy Spall.

36:51 Adam Here's my, I guess my question. Does Miramax say, all right, we're going to lose a little bit on this Kenneth Branagh film. I mean, let's face it, it's an expensive film. Right now it's at one theater in LA and one in New York. We're not going to make a killing on this, but it's the kind of thing we want in our resume.

37:11 Matthew Lillard Right. And I think that's, I absolutely think that's what it is. I think that they look at getting to business with Ken.

37:17 Adam Right.

37:18 Matthew Lillard And there's something to be said about that. And it's also a crapshoot. I mean, you know, Alicia Silverstone, Matthew Lillard, Timothy Spall. I mean, you've got enough names that in case...

37:26 Drew Something might happen.

37:26 Matthew Lillard In case he hits something that is, you know, something no one's ever done before and it's a niche and people... It could be huge. It could be huge. So it's a crapshoot.

37:34 Drew Citizen Kane never made any money.

37:35 Matthew Lillard Right. There you go.

37:36 Adam I've never heard of that film. And do movies ever really lose money in the big picture anymore with foreign sales and...

37:45 Drew Videos.

37:46 Adam Videos and cable, I mean, over 10 years, don't they all sort of eventually make it back?

37:52 Matthew Lillard Here's the thing. I mean, right now there is a... The entire industry is turning on its head because the amount of money that it takes nowadays to sell a film has taken whatever the budget is. So if you take like a Titanic, which is what? $200 million budget.

38:06 Drew Right.

38:06 Matthew Lillard And then you put the P&E on it, which is the spending to get it out there.

38:10 Adam Physical education.

38:11 Matthew Lillard Yeah.

38:12 Drew What is P&E? Promotion and...

38:14 Matthew Lillard Promotion and...

38:15 Adam Extribution. Yeah.

38:17 Matthew Lillard Whatever it is. If you take that, and worldwide it becomes a $500 million movie.

38:23 Adam Right.

38:23 Matthew Lillard So it takes a while to get back. It takes money. I mean, and that's why less films are being made. Of course, you get something like Mission Impossible 2, and it's making a killing, but they're just making less because it takes more to sell them. So it's Catch 22 right now.

38:38 Adam All right. So I don't know what the answer is, but let's all just keep our day jobs. Michelle?

38:46 Matthew Lillard Yeah.

38:46 Adam Uh-oh.

38:46 Matthew Lillard Oh, geez.

38:47 Adam Bad news.

38:47 Matthew Lillard She's got some trauma in her life.

38:49 Adam Yes.

38:51 Caller What?

38:51 Adam There's an 18-wheeler driving down your entry hall.

38:54 Drew She's sitting in a speedway.

38:55 Caller I was getting off the freeway and I had my windows down.

38:57 Adam I see. So you're in the car?

38:59 Caller Yes.

39:00 Adam Okay, that's good. What's going on?

39:02 Caller I was just calling because you said you wanted people to call, and my boyfriend is 26 years old and he has leakage.

39:09 Adam He does.

39:09 Caller How long have you been with him? Actually, we've been together a year and a half.

39:14 Adam Does it seem like it leaks more or less?

39:17 Drew No, a year and a half.

39:18 Adam I know. I'm just asking.

39:20 Caller More or less.

39:22 Drew Than when you first met him.

39:23 Caller Actually, it seems about the same.

39:25 Adam Okay. How does that work, that leakage?

39:29 Caller How does it work?

39:31 Caller Sometimes, I don't know, we'll just be kissing and he'll leak out a little bit if it's heavy kissing.

39:37 Adam Yeah. I wonder if that feels good.

39:39 Drew When he's leaking.

39:40 Adam Yeah. Do you think it feels good to him?

39:42 Caller I haven't asked him.

39:43 Drew Does he have to have an erection?

39:46 Caller Yes, actually he does.

39:48 Adam Yeah. Otherwise, you got a serious problem.

39:51 Drew She just drove over to the airport.

39:53 Adam Michelle? Yes.

39:58 Caller Where am I?

39:59 Adam The Twilight Zone. Where are you calling from?

40:02 Caller Actually, I'm driving down San Bernardino Avenue in Redlands by an airport.

40:07 Adam There you go.

40:07 Caller Nice.

40:09 Where in the world is?

40:10 Adam All right. So your boyfriend's a big leaker at 26, but the question I want to know is if he leaked less or more when he was 15, and I guess we won't find that out tonight.

40:20 Drew He's never discussed that.

40:21 Caller He always leaks.

40:22 Caller He's always leaked because I've asked him about it.

40:24 Adam Okay.

40:25 Matthew Lillard When you say it's a major problem, is he having to change before he goes out? Oh, she's gone.

40:30 Adam Yeah.

40:30 Drew Michelle?

40:30 Caller I also have a question.

40:31 Adam Wait, does he have to change his pants if you guys make out?

40:35 Matthew Lillard What's a major problem?

40:37 Caller No, he actually doesn't. It's not that bad.

40:39 Drew What's your question?

40:40 Caller My question is, I've been sleeping with him for about six months now, and I'm not seeming to get any looser. It hurts me a lot if we try to have sex a second time in the night because he's so large.

40:59 Wow.

41:01 Adam Son of a bitch, leaking and large.

41:05 Drew Matthew, new film.

41:06 Adam Yeah.

41:07 Leaking large.

41:07 Drew New Tom Green film.

41:08 Baby, baby.

41:09 Adam Wow.

41:10 All right.

41:11 Adam Drew, what can she do? She's not lubricating.

41:14 Drew Lots of lubricant, yeah, and maybe not the second time.

41:18 Adam Is he wearing a condom?

41:19 Caller No. I'm actually on birth control.

41:22 Adam I see.

41:22 Caller Okay. We know each other's sexual history.

41:25 We had each other take tests and stuff.

41:27 Drew Do you talk to him about this discomfort?

41:29 Caller Yes. We've tried lubricant. It doesn't help. It's kind of like I get raw, and it just hurts, and it runs wrong.

41:38 Drew Why not just limit it to one time?

41:42 Caller Is he still fun?

41:43 Caller The next day, I don't know. I'm still sore.

41:49 Drew No matter what.

41:49 Adam Yeah. Wow. It's not that I hate women that much, but I'd like to hurt a woman with my penis just once, even if it meant she tripped and it hit her in the eye.

42:01 Drew I saw Bill Maher in his little comedy he was talking about wishing he could kill someone.

42:06 Adam With his penis?

42:06 Drew Maybe the one time he'd take me away. Yeah.

42:09 Adam I wouldn't want to kill anyone with my penis, but I'd like to maim them. You know what I mean? Like some poor woman, she's confined to a wheelchair. It's like, what happened? He bucked off a horse. Adam's penis.

42:20 Caller Oh, I see.

42:22 Adam I've heard of that.

42:23 Caller Yes.

42:23 Drew That's horrible.

42:24 Adam Same thing happened to my sister and aunt.

42:26 Drew I'm not sure there's any easy answer for me. I'm sure there's no specific answer except to kind of, she's got to work with this guy on this problem.

42:33 Adam Yeah.

42:33 Drew It's lubricant.

42:34 Adam Well, here's my take on that, ladies. You got to get in a position where you're in control because if he's setting the... Guys are great. You know, guys, like, I mean, I've been guilty of this, too. And I hope Matthew and Drew will be honest enough to cop to this as well. You know...

42:51 Drew I can't wait. What's this one?

42:52 Adam You're having intercourse. You're very excited. It's feeling good. And the chick's like, OK, you know, take it slow. You know, it's been a while or whatever. And you're like, yeah, OK, no problem, babe. Just let me get in. Yeah, OK, I'm in now. All right. Yeah. Take it. Take it slow. Yeah. OK. No problem. It's like one, two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going.

43:12 Caller Come on, baby.

43:13 Adam And it's like, what happened to take it slow? It's like I did like a stroke and a half at like medium speed. And now, you know, that seemed like enough.

43:23 Matthew Lillard Tantric sex.

43:24 Adam Now I'm going.

43:25 Drew It's not, I forgot.

43:25 Adam I forgot. Well, it is, it is true. I mean, guys cannot be trusted, especially when they're in that situation to sort of govern themselves. And what a woman should do if she has a guy whose penis she's having difficulty with, she should get on top of the guy and she should sort of set the depth in the tempo.

43:48 Matthew Lillard It doesn't, it doesn't matter though, even if she is controlling the tempo and depth, you're still going one, two, three out.

43:54 Adam Yeah, but at least you're lying there with your ass on the bed and you're not able to really, you know, do any serious damage with that penis of yours. One, two, three out. How dare you. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. Who are we going to talk to when we get back, Drew? Do you have someone who looks good there? I still want calls from guys and I want to know about their leaking penises when they leak that semen. And I want to know if they leak more when you're 15 or more now when you're 30. You know what I'm talking about? That's what we need. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Matthew Lillard is here and we'll be back after this.

44:39 Caller Loveline will be right back.

45:09 Adam We're back. More Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight. Loves, Labors, Lost is the name of his latest project. It's a musical by a guy named Shakespeare.

45:26 Drew Do we say the name of the theaters we're playing?

45:28 Matthew Lillard Actually, it's expanding this weekend. I've just been notified.

45:31 Drew So what are the theaters?

45:33 Matthew Lillard Right now, it's, I couldn't tell you. The Five, Lemley, down in Los Angeles.

45:40 Adam Right.

45:41 Matthew Lillard And somewhere in New York. But this weekend expands to like 16 major cities or something.

45:46 Adam All right. So look for it. Come into a theater near you. Kathy?

45:52 Yeah.

45:52 Adam You're 30. What's up?

45:55 Caller Well, actually, I'm like 35.

45:57 Adam OK.

45:57 Caller But I didn't, it just doesn't seem like older people usually call, so.

46:02 Adam OK.

46:02 Matthew Lillard Listen, start by lying. Fantastic.

46:05 Adam Well, you know, the thing that's amazing about our call is it's like I'll say I'm 30 and then I'll get on the air and then I'll say I'm 35 immediately.

46:12 Caller Well, I called once before and I told her I was 35 and she was like, call back another time.

46:16 Oh, that bitch.

46:18 Caller But I saw Salt Lake City Punk. It was a really, really good movie.

46:22 Adam Right on.

46:22 Matthew Lillard Thank you.

46:23 Caller Living in Utah could relate a lot to some of the stuff that went on.

46:28 Adam So are you a virgin?

46:30 Caller I am.

46:31 Adam At 35, huh?

46:32 Caller Yeah. But the problem is I've had a couple of boyfriends.

46:36 Adam Sure.

46:38 Caller And they have to work really, really hard for me even to want to go out with them, you know?

46:43 Adam Yeah. You're a tough nut.

46:45 Caller And I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't ever feel anything sexually at all.

46:49 Adam I see.

46:50 Caller And I don't think I'm a lesbian and I don't think if I had to say anything, I'd say I'm asexual, you know?

46:57 Drew Do you have any medical problems?

47:01 Caller Not really. I had an abnormal pap smear one time, you know?

47:06 Drew And you're not on any medication?

47:07 Caller The doctor said that maybe if I got married and wanted to have sex, I might have to have like a hymenectomy or something.

47:14 Drew And you're not on any medications?

47:16 Caller I take Paxil.

47:18 Drew Well, that'll shut you down pretty good. How long have you been on that?

47:20 Caller I've only been on that for like about two years and I've always had this problem.

47:25 Drew All right.

47:25 Adam Let me take over here, Drew. Do you still have your hymen intact?

47:29 Caller Yeah. I guess.

47:31 Adam I thought it schlepped off at a certain point in time.

47:34 Drew Not always, but usually, yeah.

47:36 Caller Well, I just don't know what's wrong with me, because I think it's like a gender identity, but I've had it all my life.

47:41 Adam Listen, you're 35, you're a virgin. You're just going through a phase.

47:45 Caller I'm just going through a phase.

47:47 Adam Just a phase. I give it another 15, 20 years outside.

47:52 Caller I don't know.

47:52 Adam Are you religious?

47:54 Caller Yeah. Well, I live in Utah, so.

47:57 Adam Oh, you're Mormon.

47:58 Caller Yeah.

47:58 Adam Are you overweight?

48:00 Caller No. I'm bulimic.

48:01 Adam Oh, I see.

48:02 Drew Oh, boy.

48:03 Adam And how do you look? The guys like you?

48:07 Caller I don't know. Because I don't think that I give out any kind of signals. You know what I mean? Well, having an eating disorder, of course, I don't think I look good. But I don't think I'm horribly ugly or anything.

48:20 Adam Now, hold on a second. Let me talk to everybody. Bulimic, are you throwing up when you're a bulimic?

48:27 Drew Yeah, or whatever.

48:28 Adam Can't you just be eating a ton and be bulimic?

48:31 Caller Yeah.

48:32 Adam And anorexic, everyone lumps these things together. And I'm not, I still don't have a real clear definition. Anorexic means you're not eating.

48:41 Drew Not eating.

48:42 Adam Not eating. And throwing up or just not eating?

48:45 Drew Not eating.

48:45 Adam Anorexic, not eating. Right. Bulimic.

48:48 Matthew Lillard Binge and purge.

48:50 Adam Binge and purge. But it could just be binging.

48:52 Drew Binging with some other sort of purging behavior, like exercising, that kind of thing.

48:57 Adam All right. So is she big or is she small?

49:00 Drew She says she's not big.

49:01 Adam Are you, what size are you?

49:03 Caller I'm five foot three and I weigh about 115.

49:06 Adam You pig. And are you?

49:09 Drew That helps.

49:10 Adam That's good.

49:11 Drew Very helpful.

49:11 Caller That's good to fix it.

49:12 Adam Oh, come on. I kid.

49:14 Caller I look a lot younger than I am.

49:16 Adam Sure, you have no mileage on you. Like a car that's never been taken out of the garage. Still got the plastic on the seats.

49:23 Drew One of the things that bulimix and anorexic get is a loss of their secondary sexual characteristics. Do you menstruate normally?

49:30 Caller Yeah, well, it's like light and it's only like a day.

49:34 Adam I mean. Okay. And so are you throwing up?

49:40 Caller Uh-huh.

49:41 Adam You are. Every day?

49:43 Caller Usually every day. Some days I either don't eat or I throw up.

49:46 Drew I wonder if this is some sort of biological manifestation of chronic eating disorder.

49:51 Adam Well, let's see.

49:52 Caller Well, when I was 10, I was forced to give up a job to somebody in a church. And I feel like spiritually and sexually.

50:07 Adam Who was that?

50:08 Caller And I was with a group of kids who broke into a church in.

50:14 Adam I see.

50:15 Caller You know, and it was not a very good situation.

50:18 Adam Okay. But still seems like there should be more.

50:22 Caller And I've given blowjobs.

50:23 Caller I've given. That's all I feel like I'm good at doing. Because I don't feel anything and it takes care of their problem. And then they can go on their way.

50:32 Adam Okay. Yeah, go ahead, man.

50:34 Matthew Lillard Have you ever had any kind of sexual relations at all? I mean, not just penetration, but like.

50:39 Adam Well, let's give them BJs.

50:41 Matthew Lillard Yeah, but has she ever reciprocated?

50:43 Drew Received.

50:45 Adam No.

50:46 Drew Okay, that's a muscle.

50:46 Caller I just don't feel anything. I don't want anything.

50:48 Adam Okay.

50:49 Caller I'm glad when they're done and they can go to sleep or leave you alone.

50:52 Drew Nothing ever happened before that church incident?

50:55 Caller Not that I know of.

50:56 Adam Where's your dad?

50:57 Caller My dad is, my mom and dad are still married and together and everything.

51:02 Adam All right. Do you love him?

51:05 Caller I grew up hating him kind of for no good reason. And then I've learned to, actually I've really changed the way I feel. I'm not trying to change the way he is.

51:14 Drew Kids don't hate their parents for no good reason.

51:16 Matthew Lillard No good reason. I don't know if that exists.

51:19 Caller No, I was just, I thought he was just a little too strict.

51:24 Adam All right. Hey, listen, Kathy?

51:26 Caller Yeah.

51:27 Adam There's not enough hours in the day for this one. You have to get some therapy, please. Can you do that?

51:33 Caller It is abnormal to not want to have sex.

51:37 Drew Yes, it is abnormal.

51:38 Adam Get therapy. Forget about the church and all that stuff. Just get some therapy.

51:43 Drew I think it could well be a combo of the, people get ovarian failure and all sorts of substantial hormonal problems from chronic eating disorders, softening of the bones from the low estrogen levels and there's a lot of stuff that goes down here that needs to be evaluated in the context of low libido and the psychological.

51:58 Adam Doctor, therapist, and time to come back to the secular world.

52:01 Matthew Lillard And you have to take care of that. You can't just be bulimic for 35 years and not expect that your liver will fail. I mean, she's so candid about it. I'm a bulimic, we'll, you know, gotta deal with that one.

52:14 Adam Yeah, she needs to see a doctor and possibly a psychiatrist and then maybe a nurse and Santa too. Aaron? Aaron. Caller goes by the name of Aaron, who's called about their leaking penis. Jesus Christ. Why?

52:31 Matthew Lillard Do you guys take it personally?

52:32 Adam You guys, you kids break my heart each and every night.

52:36 Drew We thought we had one here.

52:37 Adam I die a little out here each night. I want you to know that. Sunny?

52:41 Hi.

52:42 Adam Hi, you're 20 years old.

52:44 Caller Yeah, okay, right now I'm being, currently treating, you know, a yeast infection. And me and my fiance were kinda having a dispute that he thinks men can't get a yeast infection.

52:58 Drew Men really, I mean, they basically can't.

53:01 Adam They can get a little yeasty.

53:02 Drew They can get, sometimes they get a skin infection and sometimes they can harbor the yeast in their urethra and give it back to you. But that's, those are the uncommon situations.

53:11 Matthew Lillard What if you're uncircumcised?

53:13 Adam Can get a little yeast under the skin there?

53:15 Drew You're more likely to get some more yeast. That's, again, where the yeast skin issue comes in. But it's, again, pretty uncommon.

53:20 Adam Yeah, a little yeasty on the peckeroo.

53:22 Caller Okay, well, like, okay, if he gets, like, you know, the irritation, you know, like, the redness and the itching and the burning.

53:29 Drew If he gets that?

53:30 Caller Yeah, can it be treated with, like, um...

53:33 Drew Lotremen, Lotrezone, something like that.

53:35 Caller Okay, so, like, well, so not the, like, the same kind of things, like, a woman could be treated with?

53:39 Drew Yeah, you could, yeah, probably not.

53:42 Adam Well, she's getting the Lotre of whatever. Why can't he get the Lotre?

53:45 Drew He needs a little bit strong. He needs to be able to penetrate the skin a bit.

53:47 Adam Well...

53:48 Drew It's just floating around the vagina with their thing.

53:51 Adam What's floating around the vagina?

53:53 Drew The yeast and the cream.

53:54 Matthew Lillard The yeasty boys.

53:55 Adam I see.

53:55 Drew All right.

53:56 Adam So he can't spread that cream on his penis?

53:58 Drew He could try that.

53:59 Matthew Lillard He could spread yogurt on his penis.

54:01 Adam Give it a whirl. We'll take a little break. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight. We'll be back with a little leakage question after this.

54:11 Caller Love Line, with Anna Perot and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back before you know it.

54:52 Adam David Dick Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight, Loves, Labors, Lost, a new and very interesting movie which is out in New York and LA and will hit a slightly wider release coming this weekend, this Friday. So keep an eye out for that movie.

55:15 Drew Shakespeare meets Cole Porter.

55:16 Adam Yes, watch it and learn, everybody.

55:19 Drew And we were just discussing.

55:20 Adam The history of life at last I found you. Oh, that's me. Oh, how dare you.

55:26 Drew We were just discussing your intimate encounters, Lost, Labors, Loves with national baseball figures.

55:32 Adam That's right. What do you want me to say, Drew?

55:34 Drew I don't know, just say a shout out to Luis Gonzalez and Steve.

55:37 Adam Yeah, when we were at the, well, what was it? Almost a year ago now, we were at the Hollywood Nights, or Hollywood, at least to call it that, I think, but the Dodger Celebrity Game basically, maybe a little less than a year ago.

55:54 Drew August, yeah.

55:55 Adam Very exciting for me to play in that game because I grew up in North Hollywood and I always followed the Dodgers and, of course, just getting out at Dodger Stadium. And I played baseball in high school and I always loved the baseball. It was just taking batting practice and hitting the field kind of thing was something I was very excited about. Unfortunately, the coach of the team that I was on was a prick. And what is that prick's name? Oh, man. Coach. He's some big muckety muck over at ICM. And this guy's a prick. This is like world class. World class. And so, oh, God, you're lucky I don't remember your name, you little ant. You know who you are. And yes, you see me? Bring it on, you little prick. I'll gladly pound you into nothing. I'll look forward to it. And your son as well, who I heard is getting in on it. Bring it. Bring it on.

56:58 Drew His son was there, too?

57:00 Adam Somebody told me his son's got some problems because I'm calling his dad a prick. And I can't remember this guy's name. Anyway, he was the coach. I didn't know who this guy was. I didn't know if he was from the Albuquerque team or he coached third base or he was on Wonder Years. I didn't know who he was, but oh, was this guy a prick. Anyway, I didn't get in the game because I had the audacity to talk to him before the game and tell him I had some game and I wanted to play. And he decided he was going to take it upon himself to punish me. So about half, about three quarters into the game, when I realized what was going on, which was me not playing in the game, I told him he could blow me. And then we got into a big hubbub, a little scuttlebutt broke out, and I actually had to go over to the other team. To hang out. And hang out because I couldn't hang out with my own team anymore. But the deal was is though, it turned out to be a blessing because I went out with the other team. And here comes Luis Gonzalez from the Diamondbacks, who was playing in the game that was immediately following ours with the Dodgers. And this guy is like hitting 350 and he loves Loveline. And he's not only does he love Loveline, he's like a giddy teenager. This guy, he wanted to take pictures and shake hands. And it was great. So, yeah, it's nice to, man, we ought to get him on the show sometimes. Nice to have a guy who's hitting well over 300, big fan of the show. So I give a shout out to Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks. All right. And whoever that prick was, who coached our team, he can kiss my hairy ass. Swear to God. You know what drives me nuts about this town?

58:42 Oh, geez.

58:43 Adam They're these guys, and they're so used to having their ass kissed that they don't even know what to do when someone has the temerity to question their authority. You know, this guy's some big wig over at ICM. And listen, I'm just putting the word out right now. I don't care who you are. You can kiss my ass, you pricks. Because the people who have to kiss ass don't have any talent. And I have mediocre talent, all right, which is not no talent. It's not worth it. I'd rather go back to construction than kiss pricks' ass. All you publicists, all you managers, all you highfalutin guys who sit behind your desk with your Armani suits on, kiss my hairy ass. I don't need any of you, you pricks. Get them. Thank you. Tim?

59:26 Caller What's up, you guys?

59:27 Adam You're 20. What's going on with the leakage?

59:30 Caller Hey, man.

59:31 Caller First of all, I just want to say you guys are awesome, man. Go all the way, dude.

59:35 Never die, dude.

59:37 Adam How much weed are you smoking, dude?

59:39 Too much.

59:39 Drew Yeah, we can hear it.

59:41 Adam Yeah.

59:42 Caller Yeah, I'm a leaker.

59:44 Adam Why don't you shove a doobie up there, see if you can soak some of that up.

59:50 Matthew Lillard Is that what you would do or what?

59:52 Yeah.

59:53 Adam Yeah, then you smoke it, you get a nice semen rush.

59:57 There you go.

59:59 Caller But to answer your question, yeah, you get pleasure from it.

1:00:02 Adam You get pleasure from leaking.

1:00:04 Caller Sure.

1:00:04 Matthew Lillard From wet drawers.

1:00:06 Caller Well, dude, I mean, it's semen, right?

1:00:09 Drew Yeah, see, Tim is so high, I just wonder if he just gets an orgasm light and he thinks that's leakage.

1:00:16 Adam Tim, how baked are you right now, buddy?

1:00:18 Dude, I don't know, dude.

1:00:20 Caller I'm out there.

1:00:21 Adam Yeah. All right. So your penis leaks.

1:00:24 Yeah, it doesn't leak that much, so it's not like...

1:00:26 Adam I see. But now, here's the... Do you have a girlfriend?

1:00:30 Caller Not at the moment.

1:00:31 Adam Are you just... Are you dating your bong right now?

1:00:34 Caller You know it.

1:00:35 Adam Yeah. So here's what I worry about with you, Tim. Because you're a leaker and because you're a hesher, I'm scared you're going to have other little hesshers.

1:00:46 Caller Little hesshers, huh?

1:00:47 Adam Yeah, because you're leaking penis.

1:00:49 Caller I'm leaking and I'm going to have hesshers.

1:00:51 Adam That's right. Write that down so you can see it tomorrow before you have your first bong load.

1:00:55 Caller I'll have to.

1:00:55 Adam They remember it. Make some sense of it. Here's what I mean. Wear a condom when you're with a woman. Would you please, Stan?

1:01:01 Caller I always do. Good.

1:01:02 Drew Like the moment your penis is brought out, put a condom on it.

1:01:07 Adam During the ceremonial unveiling of the penis?

1:01:11 Drew Yes, immediately.

1:01:12 Adam It should already have done the condom.

1:01:14 Drew Absolutely.

1:01:14 Matthew Lillard MC leaguer.

1:01:15 Adam That's right. Steven?

1:01:17 Yo, yo, yo.

1:01:18 Adam All right. You have a leaky penis.

1:01:20 I sure do.

1:01:21 Adam Now here's my question. You're 30 years old.

1:01:23 Caller That's right.

1:01:24 Adam Here's my question. Did it leak more or less or the same when you were, let's say, in the 10th grade?

1:01:31 Caller Probably the same.

1:01:32 Adam So it has not changed over the years?

1:01:36 Caller No. It doesn't really seem to have changed at all.

1:01:40 Adam All right. So my hypothesis is not true.

1:01:44 Caller Well, what is considered the leaky wiener?

1:01:48 Adam Stuff coming out of your penis before the other stuff comes out. The major stuff.

1:01:56 Caller Do most guys have nothing coming out?

1:01:58 Adam Yes.

1:01:59 Caller Smoking or something?

1:02:00 Drew No. Most guys have a tiny bit, a couple of drops.

1:02:03 Adam Well, what I mean is, if you looked at your semen as a chain, this would be individual links coming out before the length of chain came out of your penis or as a train.

1:02:14 Drew Where's the vomit sound?

1:02:16 Adam These would be-

1:02:17 Caller Do you have a chain hanging out of your wiener? Does it ring a bell or something if you pull on it?

1:02:21 Adam All right. Everyone's a comedian. Thank God no one's funny. All right. So you do leak?

1:02:28 Drew Yeah. The only male that doesn't leak is Adam.

1:02:30 Adam I do not leak. I have no leakage.

1:02:33 Matthew Lillard I think I'm a leaky guy.

1:02:34 Drew Tight gaskets. Most guys are.

1:02:36 Matthew Lillard I think I'm a leaky. I'm sitting here wondering, maybe I'm one of them leaky guys.

1:02:40 Adam Well, here's the question.

1:02:41 Drew Well, ask Matthew if he leaked more before.

1:02:43 Adam Matthew, did you leak more when you're 15 than you are now at 17 and a half?

1:02:48 Matthew Lillard I distinctly remember getting some good grub on and being a leaky guy. And now it just doesn't leak like that.

1:02:53 Adam But could it be also that it's like you salivated more when you saw a big T-bone steak after you'd been wandering the desert for five years. And now you're eating steak three nights a week. And so you're not salivating as much anymore. You know what I'm saying?

1:03:12 Matthew Lillard I think that is the case.

1:03:13 Drew So it's the level of desperation and arousal.

1:03:17 Adam Well, and newness. I mean, when you're 15, 16, it's like, oh my god, I'm going to grab a booby here. Hang on, penis. We're going in.

1:03:25 Matthew Lillard Playboy was the be-all end-all when you were 15.

1:03:27 Adam Right. Now, here's the question, and I think the answer would be yes to, for most men. If you're, let's say, with a woman, and you're erect, and you've been erect for some period of time, and you've been having at it, not necessarily having intercourse, but just, you know, with her. And you took a piece of tissue like what you'd use to put over a neck if you were shaving, and you put it on the end of your penis, on the end of your urethra, would it stick? Every time. And I think the answer would be yes for about 90, maybe 90-something percent of guys. For me, be no.

1:04:02 Matthew Lillard You're not sticking at all?

1:04:03 Adam Not sticking. I mean, we can try later, and you guys can, you know, knock yourselves out.

1:04:08 Matthew Lillard I'm gonna take your word for it.

1:04:09 Adam Because you're a very versatile and talented actor. This could be the role of a lifetime for you.

1:04:14 Matthew Lillard No, I think I'm a leaky guy. Come to think of it.

1:04:17 Adam All right. That's interesting. That would be normal.

1:04:19 Matthew Lillard It hasn't been a problem.

1:04:20 Adam Peter? Peter? Yeah? You're 15. You've been on hold for 89 minutes. I'm sorry about that. All right. How's your phone holding up there?

1:04:34 Caller It's all right.

1:04:35 Adam Okay, good. What's your question?

1:04:39 Caller First of all, I want to say that big fan of Man Show.

1:04:42 Adam Thank you.

1:04:43 Caller And I heard that was moving to Sundays, and I was wondering why that was all about.

1:04:48 Adam Sunday night because they put us on after South Park on our first season to get some audience. And now that we have some audience, they're moving us to our own night. Sunday night, 10 o'clock, Man Show, new time. All right, Peter, what's your question? What is going on in the background there, Peter? Hold on a second. Boy, Drew, your instincts are uncanny. I got to tell you, we're sitting here during the commercial. Producer Anne comes in here. Back me up here, Matthew, if I'm lying. And she says, look, line six, been on hold for 75, 80 minutes. This is 10, 15 minutes ago. What are we doing? Are we going to take this call or not? And Drew says, well, there's a reason he's been on hold for 75, 80 minutes. I haven't wanted to take the call. And I'm looking at it and going, well, here's the question, a kid's 15, gets dizzy, and blacks out during orgasm, wants to know what the problem is. I'm looking at that and I'm saying, well, it's probably not our best question, but we've certainly taken worse. And the poor son of a bitch has been on hold literally an hour and a half at this point. I don't know why Drew's been hanging them out so long. I don't read the board. Drew picks the calls. So let's talk to the poor son of a bitch. Then I talked to him for about three seconds and I go, my God, that's why. And it's not like you talk to him, Drew.

1:06:09 Drew No, I know.

1:06:10 Adam It's just you were right. Hour and a half? Not enough. Not enough for Peter. Hey, Peter, could you shut whatever it is that's making a tremendous amount of noise? Are you at just your phone line?

1:06:24 Drew Are you on an extended phone? Are you 3,000 yards?

1:06:29 Caller Of course.

1:06:30 Drew Are you long distance away from the port?

1:06:35 Adam Do you have a phone that's not a portable phone?

1:06:40 Caller No.

1:06:42 Matthew Lillard Are you in an airplane?

1:06:43 Adam Listen, Peter, I don't know what kind of masochist you are. I don't know why you would call a radio show and be on hold for 90 goddamn minutes and then sort of provoke the people that were trying to work with you, but it is working, brother. All right. One more time. Peter?

1:07:02 Caller Yeah.

1:07:02 Adam All right. Here's your chance. This is it, buddy.

1:07:06 Caller Okay.

1:07:06 Caller I'm here.

1:07:06 Adam Yes. Now start speaking clearly and fast or that's it. Your 90 minutes will be for naught. What is your question?

1:07:14 Caller All right. I black out sometimes, like after I get down, you know?

1:07:20 Adam Yeah. After you have an orgasm.

1:07:22 Caller Right.

1:07:23 Adam All right. Drew, his phone line is so annoying. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.

1:07:27 Drew And this is the reason I wasn't really, I wanted to deal with this call off the air work because there is so many-

1:07:32 Adam No, you didn't. You want to hang up on the line.

1:07:33 Drew Because no, I said, and here's what you tell him, is that there-

1:07:35 Adam Yeah. Tell him we're not going to talk to him.

1:07:37 Drew Then he needs to see a doctor. There are many, many reasons this can happen. People can have vasovagal reactions which is just basically slowing down the heart and reaction to these kinds of stimuli. But there can also be abnormalities of the heart structurally and electrically that can be quite serious. All right. See a doctor. Yeah, he needs to see a doctor.

1:07:53 Adam Will he have to masturbate while he's in the doctor?

1:07:56 Drew In front of the doctor? Probably.

1:07:58 Adam Most likely.

1:07:58 Drew Yeah, most likely.

1:07:59 Adam Okay, I see.

1:08:00 Drew Really? No. That's what I'd say. Matthew, you're an actor.

1:08:04 Adam I don't know.

1:08:04 Matthew Lillard You were so convincing. I was like, oh, wow, that's intense.

1:08:09 Adam Drew's one hell of an actor himself. Robert?

1:08:12 Drew For a cigar store Indian.

1:08:13 Adam He's great. He plays a cigar store Indian and a radio show host who acts like he cares.

1:08:19 Caller No, dude, they're talking to him.

1:08:20 Robert? Yeah?

1:08:21 Adam You're another one of those guys we've had on hold for 88 minutes and 12 seconds who we got a bad feeling about. So let's just get to this one. You're 16. What is going on?

1:08:32 Caller Okay. Sorry. That's my dryer.

1:08:37 Drew Your what?

1:08:37 Caller His dryer.

1:08:38 Adam Okay. Can you close your dryer? Can you stop it for a moment?

1:08:44 Drew Yeah. Hang on.

1:08:47 Matthew Lillard It's one after another. It's one of those nights.

1:08:49 Adam It's one of those nights I'm going to have to chance times the audience.

1:08:51 Drew If you just listen to my instincts, follow my directions.

1:08:54 Matthew Lillard He's got the force. Oh, how dare you?

1:08:56 Adam He does have the force. Listen, listen, all you potheads, all you freaks and brain dead retards who call this goddamn show night after night. This is a national radio show. If you have one phone in your house, that's the good phone, that's the phone you'd want to be on to call this show. If there's a room in your house that does not have a transformer going off in the background, that there's no power lines next to, there's no two-stroke Briggs and Stratton lawnmower type engines being fired up, that's what we're looking for, not dryers and fans and trucks. It's a radio show, everybody. Please, just extend that courtesy to us, please. And if the TV's on, turn it down, just for the time that you're on our show.

1:09:52 Drew This is the kind of thing we're having.

1:09:53 Adam And if the dryer is going kunk, kunk, kunk, kunk in the background, walk over and shut it.

1:09:59 Drew Or step out of the room.

1:09:59 Adam Or step to the next room, although I'm sure there's a dryer in every goddamn room of this guy's house.

1:10:05 Drew If you remember, we had our one caller, it was called From the Car with the Windows Open, and she made a move to drive to the side by the airport.

1:10:12 Adam Yeah, she pulled over by the airport. All right, Robert, have you found your quiet place?

1:10:18 Drew Yeah.

1:10:18 Adam Okay, thank you very much. Now, you have a problem. That is, your stepdad is trying to take your brothers away from your mom. Yeah. How many brothers do you have?

1:10:31 Caller I have three brothers, two, four, and five, and then I have a 15-year-old sister.

1:10:37 Drew These are step siblings?

1:10:40 Caller No, my little brothers are half brothers, and my step sister is my biological sister.

1:10:46 Drew But your half brothers are from your stepdad?

1:10:52 Caller Yeah.

1:10:52 Drew Yeah.

1:10:52 Adam So what is up with your mom?

1:10:57 Caller Nothing. She has no problems.

1:10:59 Drew But why would your dad be so interested in taking them away from her?

1:11:03 Caller Because she helps a lot of my family members out during the day while he's at work. Since my sister and I are out of school, we babysit for her, and he trips out about it.

1:11:15 Drew He thinks an adult ought to be there?

1:11:18 Caller No. He just looks for excuses to fight with her.

1:11:22 Drew Robert, he thinks an adult ought to be there taking care of these kids.

1:11:27 Caller I guess so.

1:11:28 Drew Okay. Is that such an unreasonable position to take?

1:11:31 Caller No.

1:11:32 Drew Okay.

1:11:34 Adam Do you have the kids in the dryer, Robert?

1:11:36 Caller No.

1:11:37 Adam No. What if they're wet? You wouldn't put them in a dryer, would you?

1:11:39 Caller No.

1:11:40 Adam Okay. This is a trick question.

1:11:42 Drew So a 15-year-old and a 16-year-old is taking care of three kids under five.

1:11:47 Adam Yeah.

1:11:48 Drew I'm tripped out about that.

1:11:49 Adam Now, listen.

1:11:50 Drew Adam.

1:11:51 Adam Listen. This is white trash. Come on. Are you kidding? This is the best case scenario. Robert. Yeah. Where are you living?

1:12:03 Caller In Portland.

1:12:04 Adam Wow. They're moving all over the country. And what does your stepdad do for a living?

1:12:12 Caller He used to pave. He used to work for a paving company.

1:12:16 Adam I see. Now, what's he do?

1:12:19 Caller Nothing.

1:12:21 Adam Where's he going all day?

1:12:24 Caller Well, he just recently quit.

1:12:26 Drew Why doesn't he pitch in to the child care?

1:12:32 Caller All right.

1:12:33 Adam All right. So is he breaking up with your mom?

1:12:38 Caller Yeah, I guess. I guess he's doing that. My mom's been trying to get away.

1:12:42 Adam All right. Listen, can we have your mother sterilize first and foremost? She can not have any more kids. This is... This breaks my heart. The thing that really gets me about this show is the kids and then me having to come in here and do it. Those are the two things that disturbed me most about the show. So it's actually one of them is just to show itself, I guess. But the idea that there's a three-year-old, a four-year-old, a five-year-old, it's like, how many is five kids? Isn't that enough?

1:13:13 Drew We know it's interesting.

1:13:14 Adam You know what I mean? It's like, at what point do we start holding these people responsible for what they're doing and looking at them as what they are, which is enemies of the state?

1:13:24 Drew See, I wonder if there's a bigger force at work here, which is how we look at our priorities as a society. I was talking to an infectious disease friend of mine this afternoon who was saying how... Me too. But listen, how many limited resources there are for treating these villages in Africa, where basically 60 to 80% of all the adults have HIV, and there are all these kids in orphanages, and they're spending, they're trying to get all this money to take care of these basically hopeless HIV cases, yet no money for the orphanages. You know, why aren't we really putting our focus and our resources, why aren't we really putting that into where it counts?

1:13:59 Adam Which is reproduction.

1:14:01 Drew Which is bringing the next generation in a real healthy way.

1:14:06 Adam Yeah, like not having kids at 14.

1:14:08 Drew Not right.

1:14:09 Matthew Lillard It's so funny, is that you listen to the show, and the more you listen to it, the more you realize it is families like this that have way too many kids for the adults to properly raise, that end up having problem after problem after problem.

1:14:22 Adam Well, and the problem too is what advice do you give to poor Robert? I mean, you got a stepdad who's out of work, you have a family that's breaking up, you have five kids. What do you say to the guy? The only thing you can say to him is-

1:14:39 Drew Focus on your studies.

1:14:40 Adam Go to school, stay in school, set up a cottage school, set goals, go off to college, and just don't get yourself into the same mire.

1:14:50 Drew And even then we can't even say that to him because we're worried about the other three kids that are being left behind.

1:14:54 Matthew Lillard Because he could be the best alternative.

1:14:57 Adam He didn't sound too bad. Yeah. I don't have any advice for Robert. I don't know what that advice is. I can tell him that his stepdad will not be able to take away the kids unless mom is in pretty bad shape. Alcohol, drugs, whatever. I mean, criminal history. The courts will not let a father take kids away from their mother unless there's some serious history there. So Robert shouldn't worry about that. But please, everyone, stop humping for Christ's sake. It's driving me nuts. And yes, what about, where's Darwin in all this? I mean, listen, if there's some village in Africa and everyone's just banging the bejesus out of everyone and everyone's having sex with infected people, and no one's putting on condoms, and everyone's having kids that they can't take care of, at what point do we just go, fine, implode? Just disintegrate over there. I mean, what kind of favor are we doing ourselves as a world trying to keep everyone alive who's really sort of screwing up the world? We're taking people that don't have a lot of sense. I mean, if you really think about it, and this whole notion that every life is precious and everyone can be president, and everyone could have the cure for AIDS and every child's nonsense. Listen, this world turns over, man. It turns over just like everything, just like your skin does. Bunch falls off, bunch of new stuff comes in. I don't mourn the dead skin cells that fell off my forearm from last week. That's life, that's the world. You die, you go back into the ground, and something new comes. And if you're trying to keep a bunch of people alive who really don't need to be alive, then you're going to screw up the balance. That's what I say. All right. I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. And I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. It's so personal, he's asked me to stop talking about it on the radio. I mean, is that personal? So what have we learned? No more foreign aid and we'll take a break. Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight. Loves, Labors, Lost is the name of his latest joint. Kenneth Branagh owns in this, and so is a bunch of other people who can sing, not including Matthew. But it's going to come to a theater. It'll be in a wider release coming up this Friday. It's in New York and LA now, so you can look at that and get a little culture. I want to thank Diamond Limo for bringing out Matthew. Everything was in order?

1:18:17 Matthew Lillard Fantastic.

1:18:18 Adam All right. Let's... You ever go to the limos, though? They don't let you use the phone? I always find that a little bit of a bummer. They've got all limos in town cars. They have that phone perched up on top of the back deck where the speakers are. And you ever go for that thing and the driver goes, hey, no. They didn't pay for that bucko. You're like, yeah, I just want to call you and tell you to shut the f up. All right. Let me tell you else what drives me nuts about the limos, and then we'll get right back to the phone. I have, luckily, I've had an opportunity to be in a couple of limos over the last few years, and I love to listen to a stereo in the back of the limo, but I've never been in a limo that has a knob, volume, or on-off type switch.

1:19:09 Drew Or knob tuner.

1:19:10 Adam For the stereo. And all limo stereos are mounted in the same place. There's a little alcove on the ceiling. On the roof, yeah, in the headliner up there. It's a little, it jets in a little, and they're all mounted in the same place, right before the backseat, right up above. But it's always dark, it's a black ceiling, black velvet or whatever, and it's black up there, and you can never turn the thing on. So here's how it goes. There's no power button. Yes, turn that on. Okay? I start pushing buttons randomly, I get nothing. Eventually, because they're now the ones with the faceflate. The faceflate. The faceflate that pops out. Yes, I hit the ejecto button and the thing lands on my daiquiri, and I spill it on my lap. Then I get the thing back on, I try to stick it on upside down. As it's pitch black, you have that mood lighting, that purple rope lighting, but that's not good for working on electronics. Finally, now I snap the thing back on. Now keep pushing buttons, hit the ejecto button one more time, put it back on again. Now I hit the power button, now it's on, and it's super loud.

1:20:19 Matthew Lillard And it's Spanish.

1:20:20 Adam And it's Spanish, and it's some kind of cock fight coming from Ecuador, and it's louder than hell, and because there's no knob, you have no idea where the volume is. Again, just a whole series of buttons. So you hit and push, and now you're frantically pushing because it's really loud, and again you hit the ejecto button, and the thing lands back on your lap.

1:20:42 Drew Then you hit VOL, and it comes up on the screen, and it's basically brackets, and it says minus 42.

1:20:47 Adam Right, right, yes, you're into the minus decibels. Yes, right, and my feeling is, is technology is good, but there's certain things that it's just, you know, like a baseball glove, leave it alone.

1:21:01 Caller Knobs are better.

1:21:01 Adam Stereo, put the knob there, brother.

1:21:03 Caller Knobs are better.

1:21:04 Adam When it comes to a sports car, we want to see analog gauges. We don't want to see something going, like the $6 million man, bunch of digits speeding up. We want to see a nice analog gauge getting up to the red zone, getting up to the red line there. And I don't know who passed this ordinance. Maybe it was Pete Wilson or Gray Davis. I don't know if it goes on in other cities. But who decided that limo radios could not have knobs on them, needs to be executed. They all need knobs because plus you're drunk, you're bouncing around and you just have no idea where you are. And then eventually, here's what you do. You pop the face frame off for the 15th time and hold it under a lamp. Then I make a quick schematic on it by taking like a Snickers wrapper and some charcoal and doing a little outline of it. Then I can pop it back and sort of guess where I am. But still, you can't change channels. You can't figure the goddamn volume out.

1:22:03 Matthew Lillard Everyone's staring at you. Go DJ. Get busy.

1:22:06 Adam Yes. It is tragic. Do you think being a part of the rich and the affluent is a walk in the park? No. Not so, kiddies. You're going to have to ride in a limo one day and face the heartache of the limo stereo. That's right. It's very difficult. Heather?

1:22:24 Caller Yes.

1:22:24 Drew Hi.

1:22:25 Adam Boy. You ever been in the back of a limo?

1:22:28 Caller Yeah, actually a bunch of times.

1:22:29 Adam Yeah. It's hell, isn't it?

1:22:30 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:22:31 Adam Okay.

1:22:32 Caller Actually, my question was to Dr. Drew. I've been with the same guy for the past year and a half. In fact, we were engaged, we married. And I was a virgin before I met him. And after we had sex, I was completely just, you know, wanted it all the time, four times a day if I could. And now I have, I was on Paxil for a little bit and I haven't taken it for about a year now. But now I just don't ever want to have sex. Yeah. And it's, I'm trying to figure out what's going on. I asked my doctor and she said it doesn't have any long-term effects.

1:23:03 Drew It shouldn't. It sure shouldn't. Did the Paxil shut you down while you were taking it?

1:23:07 Oh, yeah.

1:23:08 Drew So you were aware of a drop-off in your libido then. Have your periods been normal?

1:23:13 Caller Yeah, they're normal. They're just, they're, you know, they used to be irregular, but...

1:23:18 Drew You know, if I were you, if you were to have come to me, I would do a very careful, basically hormonal assessment to see if there's something influencing what you would call the sex hormones, the estrogen-progesterone cyclings, and whether or not there's something else going on here that the Paxil may precipitated or have been sort of, maybe the depression was associated with something that, endocrinologically, that... All right. There's a lot of interesting, people can have prolactin secreting tumors, thyroid problems that are not obvious, but can really affect these sorts of things. I would get it checked out very carefully.

1:23:55 Adam She said, engaged to be married, which always drives me nuts, which that, and he was framed for crime.

1:24:02 Matthew Lillard I'm engaged.

1:24:03 Adam Didn't commit. Yeah, but not engaged to be married.

1:24:06 Matthew Lillard Oh, right, gotcha. You're engaged. I understand. I am engaged.

1:24:09 Adam Yeah, so congratulations. Give a shout out to your- Thank you very much.

1:24:11 Matthew Lillard Big shout out to my lovely Heather. She's down taking care of her nephews today. Ow!

1:24:16 Adam Nick?

1:24:18 Yes.

1:24:18 Adam Year 26, what's up?

1:24:20 Well, I had another question for both you and Drew, but first you want to talk about the leaking, right?

1:24:24 Drew Sure. Have you called her before?

1:24:26 Yeah.

1:24:27 Drew Boy, his voice is familiar to me. Isn't that weird?

1:24:29 Yeah. You know what? I'll answer that question in a second. But first, the leaking, I'm about to be 26. I remember when I was getting started sexually when I was in my teens, I could hold on to my fluids, no problem. But it's definitely changed in the last. I was just thinking about this recently. Actually, it's funny.

1:24:48 Drew It's gotten.

1:24:50 Well, are you also talking about after you take a leak or something?

1:24:53 Drew No.

1:24:54 No.

1:24:55 Drew That kind of leak will get worse as you get older.

1:24:57 That's definitely happening.

1:24:58 Matthew Lillard That's horrible.

1:24:59 Drew That is ridiculous. All men can look forward to that.

1:25:02 Matthew Lillard I don't understand that at all. That's obnoxious.

1:25:04 Drew That is your prostate.

1:25:05 Adam That's a merity of my prostate.

1:25:07 Are you also talking about just after you ejaculate?

1:25:11 Adam No. We're talking about before you ejaculate.

1:25:13 Pre-cum. Actually, no, that. The other two probably have gotten worse, but before I ejaculate probably isn't that much different.

1:25:21 Drew Isn't it?

1:25:21 Adam Okay.

1:25:22 Drew Now, where have I heard your voice before?

1:25:23 I used to work with you guys on Loveline, and that was my other question. I was wondering if you guys had talked to anybody about doing like a feature film of Loveline, or I sort of had an idea that I wanted to pitch to you both, not over the radio.

1:25:36 Drew Well, I haven't talked to somebody about that one time, have I?

1:25:39 Adam I did. Yeah, maybe I did. Yeah. I've had one of the many wasteful conversations I've had with idiots over the years in the industry. That's why I don't bother going to any auditions or anything. It's all just one big conversation. You know, here's the conversation is to really go on in all these meetings with executives and producers and all these industry idiots. Hey, I'm getting a lot of money. Yeah. And I want to keep my job. And the way I keep my job is having these conversations and not spending any money. So you want to come in again tomorrow? We can talk some more. Come into my office. I'll buy lunch.

1:26:15 Drew Wait, don't you want to find out who Nick is?

1:26:18 Adam I don't care. He used to work here?

1:26:19 Drew No, TV I bet.

1:26:21 Hey Adam, I took your car for a spin. I got your tank filled and I got you cleaned and everything.

1:26:26 Adam Oh hey Nick, yeah.

1:26:28 How you doing?

1:26:29 Adam Good. You got me a battery, right?

1:26:31 I got you that battery for your Cherokee.

1:26:33 Adam Yeah.

1:26:33 How's that running?

1:26:34 Adam Good times, Nick. See?

1:26:36 Drew See, I'll blow them up.

1:26:38 You sort of have a hair feather trigger on the clutch there, but.

1:26:42 Adam Nick's golden. Yeah.

1:26:44 I took care of Adam.

1:26:45 Adam Yeah. All right, Nick. So now I'm glad. Next time I see you.

1:26:49 Well, should I propose something for like Lepidus? Or how could I pitch you guys something?

1:26:53 Drew Yeah. That's where to go with it.

1:26:55 Adam Yeah. Go over there with it.

1:26:56 Yeah. You'd honestly take a look at it, though?

1:26:59 Adam Oh, someone would. I don't read. I believe it poisons the mind.

1:27:02 Drew Oh, and Drew.

1:27:03 Drew, I wanted to thank you for signing that autograph for the receptionist at Stone Stanley.

1:27:07 Drew Oh, my pleasure.

1:27:08 Do you remember that? Yeah.

1:27:09 Drew No.

1:27:10 Adam That was very nice of you. All right. All right, Nick. That guy gets a new battery for your car. I think I sent him out. It's great. I got kids who do my bidding for me. I call them lackeys. I think the official term is like a PA or intern or something, but lackey. That's what I call them.

1:27:35 Drew Isn't the guy to get you juice?

1:27:36 Adam He gets you juice. You give him your credit card and you just send them all around town. They pick up like dry cleaning and except for not me. I get them getting batteries and stuff from the pep. I sent them to pep boys.

1:27:47 Drew Isn't it weird that I find it very weird though that you and I get so tuned in to listening when we're here on the radio that a guy's voice, I would recognize it.

1:27:57 Adam Right.

1:27:57 Drew Pick it out of the crowd here. This guy I haven't seen in eight months.

1:28:01 Adam I work with the guy and I didn't recognize his voice. All right.

1:28:04 Matthew Lillard He was a lackey.

1:28:05 Adam The lackey. Yeah.

1:28:07 Hi.

1:28:08 Adam You're 14.

1:28:09 Caller Yeah.

1:28:10 Adam What's up?

1:28:12 Caller I recently got involved with my best friend's brother. He has a girlfriend.

1:28:19 Drew Wait a second. Just don't speak for a second.

1:28:21 Caller Okay.

1:28:22 Drew Crickets. Crickets.

1:28:24 Caller Frogs.

1:28:25 Adam Yeah.

1:28:25 Drew Sorry. That's going to be on your background sound scale. That's got to be down the food chain a ways.

1:28:32 Adam Yeah.

1:28:33 Drew Sorry.

1:28:33 Caller It's the only place where there's no people outside.

1:28:37 Adam Yeah. The only thing worse is hearing like a grandpa play the cider jug in the distance, you know.

1:28:43 Drew A banjo.

1:28:45 Adam Oh, he's playing a wash tub.

1:28:46 Caller He's playing like a piggy.

1:28:48 Drew Parts of the Caribbean.

1:28:53 Adam Oh, I'm sure she probably lives on some beautiful estate somewhere. Where are you calling from, Allison?

1:28:59 Caller Crackamas, Oregon.

1:29:01 Adam Crackamas?

1:29:02 Caller Crackamas.

1:29:03 Matthew Lillard Crackamas?

1:29:04 Caller Out near Boring.

1:29:06 Matthew Lillard Out near Boring? Oh, my goodness gracious.

1:29:09 Adam Wow.

1:29:11 Caller Boring.

1:29:12 Adam All right. They weren't kidding when they named that town.

1:29:17 Drew What's going on?

1:29:19 Caller But I was just wondering what to do, because I've had a crush on him for like a year. He's 18.

1:29:24 Adam Oh, boy.

1:29:25 Drew No. No good.

1:29:27 Caller Yeah. She hates it when I even talk to him. I can't tell her, but she's like my best friend. I feel so bad.

1:29:37 Adam How old is she?

1:29:38 Caller She's 14.

1:29:39 Drew Wait, you have mixed it up with him a little bit?

1:29:41 Adam Well, yeah. You've had an encounter with him, right?

1:29:44 Caller Yeah.

1:29:44 Adam You had sex with him?

1:29:46 Caller Almost.

1:29:47 Drew Very close. No, you're 14. He's 18.

1:29:50 Caller Yeah.

1:29:50 Adam Bad.

1:29:51 Drew Bad, bad. Not good for you.

1:29:52 Adam You know what? He's a very bad guy because he's diddling two 14-year-olds at the ripe old age of 18.

1:30:00 Matthew Lillard Yeah, not good.

1:30:01 Caller No, his girlfriend's 18.

1:30:04 Matthew Lillard That's even worse. It doesn't make him any better.

1:30:06 Drew It's her best friend is 14.

1:30:08 Caller Yeah.

1:30:08 Adam I know, but I thought her best friend- Oh, it's her brother.

1:30:12 Caller All right.

1:30:13 Caller Yeah, but I mean, I really, really like him.

1:30:17 Adam Yeah.

1:30:17 Matthew Lillard People, you know-

1:30:18 Drew No, Alison, not good for you. Yeah.

1:30:20 Matthew Lillard You're idolizing him. I mean, it's just like Ricky Martin. I really, you know, you get away.

1:30:25 Adam Don't you say anything bad about Ricky.

1:30:26 Matthew Lillard It's so easy.

1:30:27 Adam Yeah. Hey, Alison. I know you're madly in love with a guy that most women would laugh at.

1:30:35 Caller No, actually. All of my friends have crushed on him and like all the girls at his school.

1:30:39 Caller He's.

1:30:41 Adam I know those are those are your friends, though. We have to take that into account.

1:30:44 Drew But when you're 18, you look at that guy and you go, oh my God, what was I thinking?

1:30:50 Adam That's right. He'll still be in ugly crack, Oregon or wherever. Where are you calling from?

1:30:56 Matthew Lillard Cracking crack.

1:30:57 Adam What's that?

1:30:58 Caller Crack a mouse.

1:30:59 Adam Crack a mouse. Right. How do you spell that, by the way? Is that two?

1:31:03 Caller It's B-L-A-C-K-M-A-S-A-C.

1:31:08 Adam Sorry. All right.

1:31:09 Matthew Lillard What do you expect on this phone call, though? Do you expect us, do people kind of go, well, we'll tell you to say yes, you should get together with the 18-year-old?

1:31:18 Adam Yeah, what do you think we're gonna do?

1:31:19 Matthew Lillard What are you looking, what do you want us to say? Do you want us to say go for it?

1:31:23 Adam I don't know.

1:31:23 Matthew Lillard Be reckless and be crazy. Maybe you'll get pregnant. Go away, that's bad. Find someone who's 14 and a good kisser.

1:31:30 Caller I was also wondering if you could, if it would be what's the percentage of getting pregnant if I wasn't on the pill?

1:31:39 Drew 100%.

1:31:39 Adam If you're calling from a quacking bush and you're 14.

1:31:43 Drew And the frog's talking in the background.

1:31:44 Matthew Lillard That longitude to latitude is definitely 99% chance.

1:31:47 Drew Yeah, consider it 100 probability.

1:31:49 Matthew Lillard You're gonna have a child.

1:31:50 Adam And there's an alligator eating a possum, not more 10 feet from you. It's very high.

1:31:57 Matthew Lillard Fertility drug.

1:31:58 Drew Allison, please, just stay. No, no. You're at a crossroads here. These things are not gonna make you happier. All the feelings you have are normal, but just hold out a little bit. Don't act on these things right now. Naughty. They will look differently later.

1:32:13 Adam Oh my God, and it's not gonna be that much later. And if you really think about that sort of fork in the road analogy.

1:32:21 Drew She could go one way.

1:32:22 Adam She goes up, gets knocked up by this guy.

1:32:25 Matthew Lillard Game over.

1:32:26 Adam Game over, or she straightens out, hangs on to her virtue a few years, goes off to college, moves off to a big town like Poughkeepsie.

1:32:40 Matthew Lillard The percentage is of having a good life.

1:32:44 Drew After being pregnant, it's all place.

1:32:46 Matthew Lillard Let's just forget about it.

1:32:47 Adam All right, we will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Teresa. Teresa had sex with a guy, and then he peed in bed. She wants to know what's up with that after this.

1:33:00 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:33:03 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Oh, good times. Yeah, you know I'm not going to be on a good one. No. Hey, it's the Loveline. Matthew Lillard is our guest tonight. Loves, Labors, Loss is the name of his latest movie, and that is out, not everywhere, but coming this Friday, you should be able to find it. Teresa.

1:33:55 Caller Yeah.

1:33:56 Adam 18.

1:33:57 Caller Yeah.

1:33:57 Adam All right, he had sex with a guy, and then he peed in the bed.

1:34:00 Caller Yeah, like sometime during the night.

1:34:02 Matthew Lillard Ew.

1:34:03 Caller Yeah.

1:34:03 Caller I know.

1:34:04 Matthew Lillard Was he drunk?

1:34:06 Caller Yeah.

1:34:06 Matthew Lillard There you go.

1:34:07 Caller Was that, well, why, yeah.

1:34:10 Drew That is a very common reason the guys lose their urine.

1:34:13 Adam You don't think that was a factor, Teresa?

1:34:16 Caller Well, no, I didn't think he had that much to drink.

1:34:18 Caller No, that sounds bad.

1:34:20 Drew He did. He had.

1:34:22 Adam Oops.

1:34:22 Matthew Lillard Is he your boyfriend?

1:34:24 Caller No.

1:34:24 Adam Yeah. Well, what did you have to do? Goose him, juice him up to get him in the sack?

1:34:29 Caller No.

1:34:31 Caller It wasn't like a one night thing. We had been sleeping together for a while.

1:34:34 Adam I see. All right. Listen, this happens to the best of them. This happened to me. It can happen. Here's basically the way my urination, nocturnal urination schedule went something like this. Every day for many years, of course, and then many, many years. And then I'd wet the bed every three years, I'd say, from the age of maybe 19 to 25, 26. It was always, I dreamt I was on the pot, and I was taking a leak at some airport bathroom or something, and then I'd wake up. I've probably done it four times in the last 10 years or something like that, but it could happen, and well...

1:35:20 Drew People like, guys are drinking, that's a typical time.

1:35:21 Adam When you're 18 and you're drinking...

1:35:23 Drew She's lucky you didn't get up and pee on her. You know, other guys do.

1:35:27 Matthew Lillard Totally different thing.

1:35:27 Adam And we're not kidding. No, it happens. Guys get really loaded, they black out, and they pee on their victims.

1:35:36 Matthew Lillard Haven't done that.

1:35:37 Adam It could happen. You're still very young, and so is the night. Shayana.

1:35:44 Drew Shayana?

1:35:45 Caller Shayana.

1:35:47 Drew I beg your pardon.

1:35:48 Adam Hold on a second. Ernie?

1:35:52 Caller Yes.

1:35:53 Adam I'll let it drop the attitude over there. You're 30, what's up?

1:35:57 Caller My question mainly was for Dr. Drew. I was wondering if, is there a relation between sometimes on the weekend if I'm partying a lot, I'm drinking a lot, on the weekend, say two days in a row, I've noticed that I donate plasma from time to time. And I've noticed that...

1:36:24 Adam For money?

1:36:26 Caller Well, yeah, I mean...

1:36:27 Adam Oh, boy.

1:36:28 Caller Well, and...

1:36:29 Drew All right, what have you noticed?

1:36:30 Caller Well, I've noticed that my blood pressure on days after a couple of days of partying...

1:36:39 Drew Yes, that's called alcohol withdrawal. It will drive your pressure up like crazy.

1:36:42 Caller It will.

1:36:43 Drew And the binging sort of as you connect the dots, as the distance between the binges get less and less, your blood pressure ends up being up all the time. If you drink daily, that also drives your blood pressure up.

1:36:52 Adam Ernie, whatever you've been doing, whatever plan you've made for yourself thus far in life, do something else. It's not working out. You're donating plasma, which is essentially selling blood, so you can buy more booze for Christ's sake. Just whatever it is, stop doing it. You're an alcoholic. I can hear it on you. All right? Anyone who sells blood has a serious problem. So AA, thank you. Now let's talk to the lovely Cheyenne. Cheyenne?

1:37:23 Caller Yeah.

1:37:24 Adam Okay, you're 15. Is that how you spell Cheyenne, by the way?

1:37:28 Caller How do you spell it?

1:37:30 Adam Well, I mean, is that how you spell that name?

1:37:32 Drew We don't have time to debate this.

1:37:33 Caller All right.

1:37:34 Adam What is up, honey?

1:37:36 Caller Okay. I'm 15 years old and I had sex with my boyfriend and my boyfriend told my parents when I was at work.

1:37:49 Adam How did that come up? When you get laid at 16, 17, you can't stop.

1:37:53 Drew You're so excited.

1:37:54 Adam You sit next to a priest at a funeral. It's like, sorry, I'm late, Padre, but let me tell you, I just cut myself a slice.

1:38:02 Caller And tomorrow, my mom made an appointment for me to get on birth control.

1:38:09 Drew Well, that's good. That's an appropriate reaction. It's wise.

1:38:12 Adam Yeah.

1:38:14 Caller But my dad slipped out.

1:38:15 Adam Oh, sure. Now, how old is your boyfriend? And why did he tell your parents?

1:38:21 Caller Because he didn't want to hide it anymore. He wants to tell his parents that my parents want to tell his parents in a nice way.

1:38:33 Adam So interesting. Listen, if I were you, I would have hired a drifter to kill this guy months ago.

1:38:39 Caller But he's mine.

1:38:41 Adam Oh my God. He could not live with that anymore. I'm banging this 15 year old and I must inform her parents. It's the only right thing to do. Let me pull out for a minute so I can go tell your folks.

1:38:54 Drew It's interesting. She's trying to be exonerated.

1:38:56 Adam Shanna, you have hippie parents?

1:39:00 Caller My dad's 65 and my mom's 42.

1:39:03 Adam Do you have, are they hippies?

1:39:05 Caller No.

1:39:06 Adam They work with clay?

1:39:07 Caller No.

1:39:09 Adam What do they do for a living?

1:39:11 Caller My dad's on SSI and Social Security and my mom is on Social Security. No.

1:39:20 Matthew Lillard Great.

1:39:20 Caller Yeah.

1:39:20 Matthew Lillard Welfare?

1:39:21 Drew Yeah.

1:39:24 Adam What do they do? Same explosion in the mine or what happened?

1:39:30 Caller My dad did and he's an alcoholic.

1:39:34 Adam All right. What happened to your dad?

1:39:36 Caller He went back to drinking.

1:39:38 Adam I know. But what happened that made him disabled?

1:39:41 Caller Oh, yeah. He broke his pelvis by horse racing.

1:39:46 Adam I see.

1:39:47 Matthew Lillard He's a jockey?

1:39:48 Caller Yeah.

1:39:49 Adam No, he's not a jockey.

1:39:50 Matthew Lillard He's an alcoholic jockey at 65?

1:39:53 Caller Yeah.

1:39:53 Adam Is he really a jockey?

1:39:55 Matthew Lillard That's actually like a surfer.

1:39:56 Adam All right. Your mom, why is she out of work?

1:40:00 Caller Because her head's messed up.

1:40:02 Adam Yeah, I see. Well, that's good.

1:40:04 Caller All right.

1:40:05 Adam Okay, baby. You see, here's what I'm talking about. Here's what I'm saying.

1:40:09 Matthew Lillard I don't even know what you do. What do you say?

1:40:11 Adam When I'm in charge, I call in an airstrike. I take that house right out. Incendiary devices, mostly. Some cluster bombs.

1:40:19 Matthew Lillard Something that burns before you die?

1:40:21 Adam It'll be painless. It really will. But I got to take that house out. You know what I'm saying? Drunken jockey dad, and mom with the head screwed up boyfriend who's telling drunken jockey dad, he just got done boning your daughter.

1:40:35 Matthew Lillard 25 year difference between mom and dad.

1:40:38 Adam Hey Pops, you may not be sober, but here's some sobering news. I just got done working your 15 year old. You're 60 something, mom is 40 something. God knows how many other critters this guy has floating around nationally. You know what I mean? He's 60 something. You think Cheyenne is his one daughter? No. All right. All right folks, here's your choices everyone. You either put me in charge or you move to Canada. That's it. We'll take a break.

1:41:12 Caller We'll be right back with more Loveline.

1:41:44 Drew And Mercifully Another Show comes to a close, and thank god it's without Adam. Matthew Lillard, thank you for coming in here tonight.

1:41:48 Matthew Lillard Thank you very much.

1:41:49 Drew The movie is Loves, Labor, Lost.

1:41:51 Matthew Lillard Correct.

1:41:52 Drew And it's a musical rendition of Shakespeare drama.

1:41:56 Caller Correct.

1:41:57 Drew Do we know exactly where it's gonna be played yet?

1:41:59 Matthew Lillard At a Cineplex near you.

1:42:01 Drew Near you.

1:42:01 Matthew Lillard It's just moments away.

1:42:02 Drew And it's a Kenneth Branagh film, and everyone within the Sound of My Voice needs to go out and check this thing out.

1:42:07 Matthew Lillard Alicia Silverstone. It's really great.

1:42:09 Drew It really sounds like an interesting film, and anything with Kenneth Branagh has got to be something. It doesn't suck.

1:42:13 Matthew Lillard Get extra credit. If you're listening, get extra credit.

1:42:16 Drew But again, good to see you again. Thank you for coming in here, and you're always welcome. So we got to go. The show's over. So let's see. It'll just be me and Adam tomorrow night. But until next time, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo.

1:42:29 Caller Well, what is considered the leaky winner?

1:42:33 Caller Well now, this has been Loveline. The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors, or anyone else, including Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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