Episode 1000754887499

2:35 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

2:38 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

2:42 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

2:44 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

2:46 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

2:49 Voiceover Loveline.

2:53 Drew Hey, it is Loveline. I thought I was here with Adam, but maybe I'm not. The phone number here at Loveline.

2:59 Adam Oh, there it is.

2:59 Drew There we go, Adam. How are you?

3:01 All right.

3:02 Adam My engineer over here, Matt, is pointing at something on his console. Apparently, he wants me to do something.

3:08 Drew Say hi to Matt for me. I know Matt.

3:11 Adam Oh, you know Matt. Matt's a good guy.

3:12 Drew He is a good guy.

3:13 Adam Matt showed me where the bathroom was and got me a cup of horrible coffee.

3:16 Drew Oh, he must be doing radio. How do you like the new Westwood One Studios?

3:20 Adam I'll tell you, I see where all the money is going from the ones in Southern California. It's all going to the East Coast branch. All right, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Well, Drew, I'm over here in fabulous New York and I'm drunk, I got to be honest with you.

3:46 Drew I can hear it, I can smell it.

3:48 Adam Yeah, can you smell it over there?

3:49 Drew You're actually slowing your speech for the first time.

3:51 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake. I mean, you know, sometimes I come in with a buzz.

3:56 Drew Yes.

3:57 Adam Yeah, tonight I'm loaded. I really am.

4:00 Drew You're there with that derelict Adam, excuse me, with Daniel. He's a dangerous guy.

4:06 Adam Here's what we did tonight. We went out with Daniel and Jimmy and a writer from the New York Post for sort of man's night out. We went to Peter Luger's in Brooklyn for world famous steakhouse, and had a ton of beers, ton of Bloody Marys, and a ton of steak. Then we went to a place called McSorley's, where they give you, like, you order one beer and they give you ten, and then it was off to Scores for a little strip club action, and then I got dragged out of my dream into my nightmare, which is Loveline. So here I am. I'm tired, I'm drunk, I'm surly, let's start the goddamn show. Thank you.

4:48 Drew Fair enough. Yeah, I'm here. Everything okay?

4:51 Adam You're in charge of the calls tonight, right buddy?

4:53 Drew I'm in charge of everything. You're three sheets of the wind.

4:56 Adam Hey buddy?

4:57 Drew Yeah.

4:58 Adam Let me tell you something man, I mean we don't talk all that much, maybe it's the traveling that's doing it to me, but I really love you man. You know that, right?

5:08 Drew Yeah, yeah Adam, I do.

5:09 You're fine. You're cool, you're cool.

5:11 Adam Okay, all right man.

5:13 Drew All right, here comes John, he's 15.

5:14 Adam I'm just saying I miss us. You know what I'm saying? I don't mean us, I mean the old us, right?

5:22 Drew You are f'd up. I can't even follow you.

5:26 Adam Well, I think we could find that again, man. Me and you?

5:29 Drew Well, let's try to find that tonight. How about that? Like right now.

5:31 Adam Okay. All right? Yeah, all right brother. Yeah, that's cool.

5:34 Drew Oh man, are you a mess?

5:36 Adam Hey man, what are you wearing?

5:37 Drew How did you get over there? How did you get there?

5:41 Adam We have a limousine.

5:42 Drew Did you take acid or something tonight?

5:44 Adam Seriously, don't tease me. What are you wearing?

5:46 Drew I'm wearing a surprise, jeans and a blue shirt, a white blue shirt.

5:50 Adam Oh yeah, slow down. All right, let's go to the phones.

5:55 Drew Are you finished? All right, John, 15, John.

5:58 Yeah. I was gonna say, Adam Manchell, good, great, awesome.

6:03 Drew Thank you. We'll take good, good's fine.

6:06 And Dr. Drew at Coms is pretty good. I learned a couple things there.

6:09 Cool.

6:10 Okay, during sex, my girlfriend, she like, queefs and it smells or she's embarrassed and I want to know what's going on.

6:18 Drew You're 15 and haven't seen it.

6:19 Adam It doesn't smell though, does it?

6:21 It smells like fish.

6:24 Drew Now we don't believe you. Now we don't believe you, John.

6:27 Right.

6:28 Adam Because Drew, a queef.

6:29 I don't know if it's queefing or farting, but it smells really bad. And I don't know what causes it.

6:34 Adam Whatever.

6:34 Drew John, you're making this one up, pal.

6:37 Adam Drew, hang up on it.

6:38 Drew Okay, well.

6:38 Adam All right, listen, I'm loaded and I know this kid's lying. Yeah. Queefs don't smell because it's the air you put in.

6:44 Drew That's right. It's a piston effect. You're pushing air in and it kind of sloshes around and pops out and that's it. It doesn't go anywhere. All right. Right. Now that I'm in charge here, man, we're going to... Are you cool, man?

6:57 Adam Yeah. Come on, man.

6:58 Drew We're going to burn through some calls. Amy, 16.

7:01 Adam What did you say you were wearing? What are you wearing again?

7:04 Drew Light blue. Light blue.

7:05 Oh, yeah.

7:06 Adam Slow down. Oxford type shirt?

7:08 Drew Yeah.

7:08 Adam Button down collar?

7:09 Drew No. No. Open collar. I'm hanging loosen.

7:12 Adam Oh, yeah. Okay. Who are we on with?

7:14 Drew Amy, 16.

7:15 Hi.

7:15 Drew Hey.

7:16 Okay.

7:17 Guest Tomorrow, my cousin, who is 20 years old, is having an abortion, and this will be her third one in a year.

7:24 Drew Wow.

7:25 Guest And I was wondering-

7:27 Drew One of the unfortunate side effects of the availability of abortion is many women consider it birth control.

7:32 Guest Exactly.

7:33 Drew And it's not.

7:33 Guest Right, which I think she does.

7:35 Drew Yeah.

7:35 Guest Because she doesn't use any other protection.

7:37 Drew Oh, for crying out loud.

7:38 Guest Yeah, she's-

7:39 Drew Why not at least use the morning after pill?

7:41 Adam Well, the important thing is she's learned her lesson.

7:44 Drew Yeah, three is a charm.

7:45 Guest Three times?

7:45 Drew Yeah.

7:46 Guest Yeah.

7:47 Guest And I was wondering what kind of effect that would have on her. Like-

7:51 Drew Well, multiple abortions are in fact associated with fertility problems, but she's getting there. And it's not so much that issue as sort of the idea that she's using this as birth control, and not making more appropriate, taking more appropriate measures to get birth control. And the fact that this takes a toll on people emotionally, too. It really does.

8:13 Adam Yeah, but what if you're so effed up- What if you're effed up enough to get it three times in the first place?

8:20 Drew To get it-

8:20 Adam By the age of 20.

8:22 Drew To get pregnant three times?

8:24 Adam Yeah, I mean, if you're effed up enough- Hold on, stay out of this, Amy.

8:28 Drew Oh, sorry.

8:28 Adam If you're effed up enough to get pregnant three times and get three abortions before the age of 21, you know, aren't you sort of scarred emotionally anyway?

8:38 Drew It means something. It means something. Even you and your dog are stupid. Recognize that it means something.

8:44 Adam How dare you?

8:45 Okay.

8:47 Adam Yeah, all right, it's all right. Amy, what do you want to do about it?

8:51 Guest Oh, nothing. I'm just worried about her. I don't want anything worse to happen to her.

8:57 Drew Aren't they giving her any counseling at the place where she's getting the abortion?

9:00 Guest Is she getting any?

9:01 Yeah.

9:02 Guest You know what? I'm not sure. I doubt it. I think it's just kind of a, I'm going just to get it type of thing, and I'm worried about it.

9:09 Drew Can you accompany her?

9:09 Here's how it works, Drew.

9:11 Adam Drew, how dare you? I'm talking. They, she gets her ticket punch, and then the fourth one's free.

9:16 Drew Okay, she's working up to that. But go with her and see if you can get her to, somebody from this organization, to sit down with her and do some counseling with her. It's going to take more than you.

9:26 Adam Let's move on.

9:27 Drew Okay. It's going to take more than you just raising some concerns, Amy. She's on a tear here and she needs some real intervention, okay?

9:35 Adam Well, at least she's getting abortions. She could have three kids by now.

9:38 Drew That's true. Keith, then, what a horror that would be on him. Imagine that. She could have also given-

9:43 Adam Imagine hers.

9:44 Drew She'd give it three.

9:45 Adam Oh, please.

9:45 Drew Adoption.

9:46 Adam Oh, please. With her gene pool.

9:50 Drew Keith, 17.

9:51 Caller Yeah.

9:51 Drew Hey.

9:52 Caller Hey, I have a question. Yeah. I've been with my girlfriend for about a year now. And I had a freeway with her and her best friend, like, like, you know, in every man's dream, like two weeks ago. And then, like, at the beginning of this week, like, like before I started, like Sunday or Monday, I started, I was having sex with her. And it took me a long time to have an orgasm. But when I did, when I ejaculated, my semen seemed to be a dark yellow. And it seemed to have some kind of burning sensation with it.

10:26 Drew How did you see it even? How did you, how did you see it?

10:29 Caller Well, it was just, you know, one of those things on the face thing.

10:34 Drew Oh my God.

10:35 Caller Yeah.

10:35 Drew 17 Adam.

10:36 Caller Yeah. Well, I'm 18 in like 15 days.

10:38 Adam On the face. Listen, I couldn't have gotten any of my semen on any woman's face at 17 if I hid under her bed with a bucket of my semen and waited for her to fall asleep. I still couldn't have gotten any on her face. Threesome, semen on the face. Listen, brother, you're going nowhere but down from here. I guarantee it. Enjoy it. Now, what went on with this threesome?

11:05 Caller Oh, well, I don't know. Just a lot of oral sex and stuff. But it was great. But I just want to know if it was an STD. Because afterwards, after having an orgasm, I have to go to the bathroom really bad. When I do it, my urine is also dark yellow with a burning sensation.

11:21 Drew Well, just the burning is the colors of these things that aren't the big issue. The fact that you have burning with urination is a sign into itself. And usually, yellow or brown in the semen is actually blood. So it serves you right. No. Keith, why don't get this checked out? It could be an STD. You didn't have intercourse with a friend though?

11:40 Caller Yes.

11:41 Drew You did?

11:41 Caller Yes.

11:42 Drew So you don't know. So it's a new partner and you were not wearing clothes.

11:44 Caller I didn't have the problems before, but then I did after.

11:48 Adam Keith, did your girlfriend and the girl screw around?

11:50 Caller Yeah.

11:51 Drew Oh my God.

11:52 Caller Oh my God.

11:53 Adam Where do you go from there? Where do you go at 17, Drew? Do you know what I'm saying?

11:58 Drew Hell.

12:00 Adam No? But I mean, all right, fine. But I would have gladly made a deal with the devil. But threesomes, you know, semen in the face, oral sex threesomes, intercourse threesomes. Would you hang up on Keith, by the way, Drew? I'm talking here.

12:15 Drew Yeah, of course. And I think that's why we're hearing about all these sort of extraordinary sexual activities that girls are getting into by the time they get to college, because there's nothing left. Right?

12:26 Adam Yeah. I mean, listen, you got to keep moving. I mean, listen, if you don't, you should just kill yourself in any facet of life. I mean, why is this different than any other aspect of life? You know what I'm saying, Drew?

12:39 Drew You got to keep growing, huh?

12:41 Adam Well, I mean, look at your career. Look at your education. Look at your life in general. Look how it's been.

12:48 Drew There is a tendency.

12:49 Adam Bigger, better, more, faster.

12:51 Drew Yeah.

12:51 Adam That's the way it goes, right?

12:53 Drew Tendency that way, yeah.

12:55 Adam Certainly from age 15 to age, you know, 30, right?

12:58 Drew Yeah, you're right. Then it starts going negative after that.

13:01 Adam Right. But why should this aspect of your life be any different? I mean, you got to raise the bar. You got to up the ante.

13:08 Drew All right, man. Be cool.

13:09 Adam All right. Thank God, I never got any boon tang.

13:13 Drew Linda, 21. Linda?

13:15 Caller Hi. My question is basically for Dr. Drew.

13:18 Guest Yeah.

13:19 Caller I've been a heroin addict for like four years now. Yeah. For the past like two of those years, I haven't had a period at all.

13:28 Drew Very common. The heroin changes the dopamine levels in the brain. It suppresses the output from the pituitary gland and commonly will suppress menstrual cycling.

13:38 Caller Okay. Does that mean that I could be sterile?

13:42 Drew For the time being.

13:45 Adam Let's hope.

13:45 Drew Yeah. In every case I've ever seen, the cycling gets restored when people get back into recovery. Sometimes you need a little help. The more serious issue is that this phenomenon is often associated with low estrogen levels that may put you at risk for osteoporosis, softening of the bones. So you do need to see a doctor about this. Also, are you underweight?

14:08 Caller Well, I'm like five feet tall and I weigh like 100 pounds.

14:12 Drew Yeah, is that oftentimes in my experience with people that lose their periods for long periods of time is the combo of heroin and being underweight.

14:19 Caller Okay.

14:20 Adam Do you know any fat junkies, Drew? I mean, are most people who are into heroin?

14:24 Drew No, no, no.

14:25 Adam Oh, you do? You know fat junkies?

14:26 Drew Oh, yeah.

14:27 Adam Oh, that's rough. Yeah, that's like being Japanese and not knowing karate. Yeah, that's tough.

14:34 Drew All right, Linda. So are you interested in getting treatment for your potential?

14:38 Caller Yeah, I've been on methadone for a year now.

14:41 Drew Okay. Well, that doesn't help as you're finding out. Certainly, it reduces some of those awful behaviors that heroin gets you into. But ultimately, that's got to go too, right? All right.

14:51 Adam Well, are you still doing heroin?

14:54 Drew Sure. Of course. All methadone addicts do.

14:57 Adam They do?

14:59 Drew They don't do it as often, but they all chip around on heroin. Methadone, I know methadone is creating that- Because that's just the way-

15:05 Adam Isn't methadone alone bad enough, though?

15:08 Drew It is, but it doesn't give those extra kicks that the heroin addicts really are looking for. And so they're sort of not in discomfort as often, but they're still looking to relieve some unpleasantness every so often.

15:21 Adam What would methadone do for me if I took some?

15:24 Drew Put you to sleep. For a while, yeah. Right now, you're probably in a coma. Oh, good.

15:32 Adam Can you score in New York?

15:36 Drew I want to say, can we do this show from now, where I sit in one room and you sit in the other? This is nice.

15:40 Adam That'd be great. Well, maybe we'll just hang a sheet up between us when I'm there in LA.

15:44 Drew Ever the hell I want. I could play solitaire and you wouldn't even know it. Well, on the other hand, if I so much as twiddle my thumbs in front of you, you can't tolerate it.

15:54 Adam How dare you?

15:55 Drew You better believe.

15:56 Adam How dare you?

15:56 Drew I dare. Linda, listen, this is serious stuff, right? Yeah. It's time to get some treatment. Methadone, I know it's tremendously popular right now. There's a resurgence of interest in what's called risk reduction or harm avoidance measures. But I have grave concerns about those. Linda, you're a young person. Let's get some real treatment going here. Okay?

16:16 Caller Okay.

16:17 Drew Bye.

16:17 Caller Thanks.

16:18 Bye.

16:19 Drew This is now Jill. Jill is 23. Jill.

16:22 Adam Jill?

16:23 Yes.

16:24 Drew What's up?

16:24 Adam What's your question?

16:26 Guest My question is, I just had my second child about nine months ago, and I lost my sex drive completely.

16:34 Drew Very common. How often do we get those, Adam? Pretty commonly, huh? Yeah.

16:38 Adam How many months ago?

16:40 Nine months.

16:41 Guest It's been a long time. I lost it with my first child, and it's really starting to affect my marriage.

16:49 Drew You lost it and it got worse after the second child?

16:51 Guest Yeah. I lost it and it came back after my first child.

16:56 Drew How long?

16:57 Guest About three months.

17:00 Adam Same penis created both children?

17:03 Yes.

17:04 Guest Yes.

17:04 Adam A real novelty here on Loveline. And you were married?

17:08 Yes.

17:08 Adam Wow.

17:09 Guest Yes.

17:09 Adam That's inexplicable, isn't it, Drew? Never heard that before, have we?

17:13 Drew Not on this show.

17:15 Adam Write that down. We're going to send you out a windbreaker.

17:17 Drew Thank you. Are you depressed or overwhelmed or anything else going on that could impact on this?

17:22 Guest Yeah. We moved while I was pregnant. And it was kind of difficult for a while.

17:30 Drew Because of the stress?

17:31 Guest Yes.

17:31 Drew So that could be part of the picture here, right?

17:35 Right?

17:36 Caller Yes.

17:36 Drew Are you breastfeeding still?

17:37 Adam I'll answer for her.

17:38 Drew Thank you.

17:39 Guest Yes.

17:40 Caller Sorry.

17:40 Drew Are you breastfeeding still?

17:41 Guest No. I didn't breastfeed with either child.

17:44 Drew And you want birth control pills?

17:46 Guest I can't take them. I have a hormone problem.

17:49 Drew What's the problem?

17:49 Adam Why didn't you breastfeed with either child?

17:52 Well, I...

17:53 Adam You're going to turn them gay, you know.

17:57 Guest I breastfed sort of with my second child, but not really.

18:00 Drew And what kind of hormone problem can you have that you can have two kids by 23 but not be able to take the birth control pill?

18:08 Guest Well, that's all the doctors have told me. I have a really bad reaction to birth control pills.

18:13 Drew What happens?

18:14 Guest I bleed. A lot.

18:16 Drew From where? Are you menstrual bleeding?

18:19 Guest It's much heavier.

18:20 Drew Then you need to talk to them about a different pill, because, look, that's one of the things that could potentially restore your sex drive.

18:26 Guest Is it birth control pill?

18:27 Drew Yes, it could.

18:28 Guest Well, they were talking about putting me on an IUD.

18:33 Drew Well, that will make you bleed heavily, too. That's not going to restore anything. Part of the reason that people sometimes get in the situation after children is the hormone levels aren't cycling quite normally and the levels are down, and taking oftentimes the triphasic pill will restore your sex drive, okay? And then, you know, talking to your doctor about whether or not you have a depression or some situational issues that are coming to impact on your comfort, your mood, that might also be affecting your sex drive. Jennifer is 24.

18:58 Adam Drew, how many of those conversations, hold on, do you get into with your patients?

19:03 Drew About?

19:03 Adam You know, intimate conversations.

19:06 Drew Every day.

19:06 Adam You know what I'm talking about?

19:08 Drew Every day.

19:08 Adam Really?

19:09 Drew Yeah, every day. Something.

19:09 Adam Were they saying to you, like, I'm not menstruating and my sex drive is down and my husband, he's only interested in the third input and...

19:20 Drew You know what's interesting is that women are much more sort of matter of fact and comfortable with this stuff than men. For men, it's a little bit of a, ew, I can't talk about that. Women, they get down to business. This is sort of a matter of fact.

19:34 Yeah.

19:35 Adam Who's on now?

19:35 Drew This is Jennifer. You awake, Adam?

19:38 Adam Yeah.

19:39 Drew You all right?

19:39 Adam Yeah. Good time.

19:40 Drew Good times. All right. Did you bring a stripper with you?

19:42 Adam Jennifer? Yeah, I'm here. I can't believe. Is this show two hours long?

19:46 Drew Oh, yeah. Enjoy. Enjoy. Are you all right? You're not going to have a seizure or anything on me?

19:54 Adam Let's hope. Jennifer, how old is Jennifer?

19:57 Caller Twenty-four.

19:59 Adam Jennifer, go ahead.

20:00 Drew Tonight, Adam, I feel like I'm lugging this bag of car parts behind me.

20:06 Adam Yeah, it's how I feel every night, except for it's rusty horseshoes.

20:11 Drew Jennifer?

20:12 Caller Okay, I'll try to ask now. My question is, I am...

20:14 Adam Hey, Jennifer, this may just be the booze talking, but I don't like you already.

20:19 Caller No, I'm a good person. Okay, my question is, I take lithium and depakote, and I want to use ecstasy, and I'm wondering, is that going to interact any differently than if I weren't taking the medication?

20:31 Drew It's going to destabilize your mood disturbance. It's a very bad idea in terms of being a bipolar patient and taking a drug like that. Very bad idea.

20:40 Caller Is it going to... I mean, eventually, it'll just go back to normal, though, right? I mean, it's not like that's going to...

20:44 Drew Not necessarily, especially at your age, there are... Now, I'm going to extrapolate some data here. There's evidence that if you induce manias at a critical age, oftentimes, that's somewhere between 16 and 25, actually, probably 18 and 24, you can precipitate severe manias that might not have otherwise occurred in your lifetime.

21:03 Caller Okay.

21:04 Drew So, why would you want to mess with a very delicate disorder already?

21:10 Caller I don't know, because I've always wanted to just try that. I used to use LSD a lot when I was younger.

21:16 Drew That may be why you're having the problem you're in right now, or why you're on the depakote and the lithium in the first place.

21:20 Adam Let me talk to Jennifer for a second. Jennifer, here's the deal. Drugs are for the healthy. Do you understand? You have some problem.

21:29 Drew Yeah, but she may have been healthy.

21:30 Adam Look at it this way.

21:31 Drew She may have been healthy before she poured the LSD.

21:33 Adam Before the LSD. Yes. You're already on drugs. Do you know what I'm saying? You can't f around with more drugs. When you get off the lithium in the depakote, then you can see it. But then call us and we'll talk to you about doing other drugs.

21:50 Drew She's already injured herself. This is insanity.

21:52 Adam Well, I'm saying, you know, once she gets off it, if she gets off it, then do it.

21:57 Drew I'm finally there.

21:57 Adam Listen, here's my drug policy. People that are on drugs, pharmaceuticals, cannot do other drugs and really stupid people shouldn't do drugs because that then makes you a retard.

22:11 Drew You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying.

22:13 Adam I don't mind a healthy mind with some drugs.

22:15 Drew I finally, finally, There's nothing wrong with that. Don't care.

22:18 Adam Yeah.

22:18 Drew I find like you, Adam, I finally don't care. Everybody has overwhelmed me with this. It's like they're going to do it. They're hell bent on it. Enjoy. Just keep paying attention and watch what happens. It's sad. Vic 28. Yeah. Vic. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

22:38 How's it going?

22:38 Drew Fine.

22:39 Good. Got a question.

22:40 All right.

22:41 My wife just called me tonight. My ex-wife actually were divorced, and she said that, well, it's been an ongoing thing, but she has cervical cancer, and she said it's something that I have, a virus that has caused this.

22:55 Drew All right.

22:56 Adam?

22:58 Drew You awake? What the hell are you doing? You're flossing your teeth.

23:01 Adam Is this show over?

23:02 Drew You're flossing your teeth.

23:02 Adam How many of these things were doing?

23:03 Drew You were sitting back and flossing your teeth, right?

23:05 Adam How dare you? No, I'm not. I'm just, you know, I've hit the wall.

23:10 Drew You're using like a white piece of paper to floss your teeth. I can hear it. Am I right?

23:19 Adam Listen, I haven't slept in two goddamn days. Do you understand me?

23:22 Drew Yeah.

23:22 Adam And I got dragged out of a strip club to come to this crappy show. Now, let's get this over with.

23:27 Drew All right, Vic.

23:28 Adam I said we forget about the commercials tonight. We just spill right into the next segment.

23:32 Drew We're going to take a break. We're going to get back to Vic and his wife and her cervical cancer.

23:36 Adam Oh, that's a horrible teaser. Come on, just answer Vic's question.

23:40 Drew You know what's cool?

23:42 Adam There's nothing there.

23:43 Drew Hang on a second, Anderson.

23:44 Adam Oh, shut up.

23:45 Drew Which button do I have here that will turn him off? Do I have one?

23:48 Adam Oh, good. Yes.

23:51 Drew This is awesome. I love this. All right, Adam, just hang on there one second. We'll get back to Adam and his stupor and his strippers, and we'll get back to Vic and his wife and her cervical cancer after this.

24:02 Adam Boy, am I drunk. Yeah, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I'm in New York, where it's very, very late. I think there's like a seven hour time difference here, Drew.

24:50 Drew Oh, really?

24:51 Adam Yeah, yeah, it's Thursday over here.

24:54 Drew It's seven hours because 17 hours ago, you started drinking on the goddamn plane.

24:58 Adam Oh, that's true.

25:00 Drew I know you will, man, I know what happened.

25:02 Adam Yeah, but listen, why bother flying first class if you're not going to drink that booze? And oh, Drew, you would have loved me. I was in fine form. I was having a couple Bloody Marys waiting to take off and there was a representative from American Airlines who wanted to know if I had any ideas of how they could improve the first class experience. It was beautiful. Yeah, at about 400 points for her to go over. After about 20 minutes, she had an ass full of me and was like, yeah, okay, all right.

25:42 Adam Yeah, I'm leaving.

25:42 Drew I'm sure, I know what you opened with. Okay, so if you want to offer three entrees, make sure there's enough for all the people in the first class, right?

25:53 Adam Listen, that was my opener. And okay, here's the deal. I know I'm not supposed to be talking about flying first class and driving around in limousines. Well, let's face it, that is my life. I'm a millionaire, everyone. Literally, a millionaire, and that is my life. All right, Thurston. I know. I wouldn't fly myself first class. I would never spend the money. But when Comedy Central flies you out to New York to do some press junket, they fly you first class. Business will fly you first class.

26:22 Drew What kind of plane did you get?

26:24 Adam 767.

26:25 Guest All right. All right.

26:25 Adam Yeah, it was fun. So but here's what happens, kiddies. The price between first class and coach to New York is the difference is probably $2,200. I mean, you fly to New York round trip, what, $400? And it's three grand if you fly first class. And then when they get to you with the entrees, if you're sitting in the back of first class, they go, salmon or brisket? And you go, give me the salmon. They go, I'm going to check on that, but I think we're out. And I go, hey, for $2,400, go get some goddamn salmon. And then everyone looks at me like I'm a prick. But you know what I'm saying?

27:03 Drew Yeah, so.

27:03 Adam For that kind of money. There we go. For the salmon. Let's go on. That's what I told her.

27:07 Drew But I know you started pounding early this morning, so you blaming it on the New York Times people or the New York Magazine people is absurd.

27:15 Adam New York Post?

27:15 Drew Yeah.

27:16 Adam Well, no, it was true. I was drunk on the plane. I'm not going to argue with you. But then when I got off the plane, I was sober.

27:23 Drew For now?

27:24 Adam I was sober. Yeah, well, an hour, hour 15. And then we went out again and then the party started.

27:29 Drew By the way, you're supposed to be an example for behavior. How do I know? I really am not convinced you're not an alcoholic. Well, ladies and gentlemen, listen.

27:35 Adam How dare you?

27:37 Drew Let's watch this, folks. Just watch how this thing evolves. Let's see.

27:40 Adam Oh, yeah.

27:40 Drew Pay attention.

27:41 Adam Well, it's going. Don't worry. But here's the difference between me and you punks who call the show. I can afford Betty Ford. You know what I'm saying? I'll get myself some first class treatment.

27:51 Drew Yeah. Vic.

27:52 Adam Thank you.

27:52 Drew All right. So your wife.

27:55 Yeah.

27:55 Drew And she called you and said you had given her cervical cancer.

27:58 That's correct.

27:59 Drew Guess what?

28:00 What's that?

28:00 Drew She's probably right.

28:02 Sweet.

28:02 Drew Yeah. That the causative agent in cervical cancer is typically the wart virus.

28:07 Okay.

28:08 Drew And even though you haven't seen the warts often, such as is the case with Adam Corolla, you can still transmit them to somebody else. You're helpless tonight, Adam.

28:17 Adam Listen, hey, Drew, you bring that blacklight in and the vinegar.

28:21 Drew In fact, it's here tonight.

28:21 Adam We'll see who has warts. Bring it in. Bring it in and bring that 100 bucks because I'm going to enjoy taking that from you when we find my penis is wart free.

28:31 Drew So, Vic, do you have warts? Have you seen warts on yourself?

28:34 No, I haven't.

28:35 Drew Yeah, you still probably haven't. She hasn't been with anyone else?

28:38 No, she's not.

28:39 Drew Yeah. And you have?

28:41 Well, she had been prior to the marriage. Neither of us during the marriage were.

28:46 Drew Yeah. Well, she could have had this. Either of you could have had this for a long, long time. So it's possible she got it from someone else. But if she has it, you probably have it too.

28:53 Okay.

28:54 Drew All right. So it may not be that you gave it to her, but you may share it with her.

28:57 Okay. If she's had it for a long time, she's up to where she has to get a hysterectomy. She's had four surgeries now. So it's been on for a long time, hasn't it? Or I would assume.

29:08 Drew The cancer, yeah. Well, cervical cancer is what kills women in their late 20s.

29:13 Adam Well, the virus, right? I mean, she must have harbored it for some time if she's had a bunch of surgeries.

29:18 Drew No, no, no, no. She's had the cancer for a while, too. This is fairly advanced cancer.

29:23 Adam I know, but what Vic sort of is saying is she's probably, she could have got this when she was 17.

29:28 Drew Oh, yeah.

29:29 Adam The ward virus.

29:30 Drew Oh, absolutely.

29:31 Okay.

29:32 Drew Absolutely.

29:33 Adam All right. So don't blame yourself, Vic.

29:35 Yeah, that's a big, you know, that's a lot of pressure. Hey, Terry, you know, it's pretty destructive to everything for her because...

29:44 Drew Well, you know, I would sit down with her doctor and not let her sort of dump that on you. I don't think that's accurate.

29:51 What about further relationships is the standpoint for both of us? Is this something that can go either way, male, female, other relationships?

30:00 Drew Absolutely.

30:01 So, there's no...

30:03 Drew And most of the people you come in contact out there, at most, are going to have this virus.

30:08 Adam Not true. Drew, listen, whenever you say that, you know, I always picture your penis with a big wart on the end of it.

30:14 Drew Big cauliflower?

30:15 Adam Because you're protesting. Thou protest too much.

30:20 Drew Vic?

30:21 Adam You know, I love Shakespeare.

30:22 Drew Oh, yeah, I noticed that.

30:23 Adam All right, that's it. All right, Vic. Who's next?

30:25 Is there a compatibility?

30:27 Adam Oh, Jesus.

30:28 Drew Compatibility what?

30:28 Adam You start putting people on hold for Christ's sake.

30:30 Drew I've already burned through three times the number of calls you went through last night. So come on, Vic, what? Compatibility what? The way to test?

30:38 Yeah, does it take a certain person with another person? Or if I'm with somebody, it can be, it can just happen. Every person I'm with is going to happen to?

30:46 Drew You could transmit it to them, yes.

30:48 Wow, okay.

30:49 Drew You work on it. That's what you do, right?

30:50 Yeah, she even said that the doctor said that that wasn't good enough.

30:53 Drew It isn't good enough. It's what, it's all you can do basically.

30:57 Right.

30:57 Drew But look, you go into college environments and whether they're young people who are sexually active, that virus is very common.

31:04 Okay.

31:04 All right?

31:05 Got it.

31:05 Drew All right. Take care of it. Michelle, 22. Michelle?

31:09 Guest Yes.

31:09 Drew Hi.

31:10 Guest Hi.

31:11 Drew Go right ahead.

31:12 Well, my question is, I'm about four weeks pregnant and I've never done it before, but me and my husband want to know if it's okay to have anal sex.

31:22 Drew Four weeks pregnant?

31:23 Guest Yes.

31:24 Drew And you don't want to have intercourse? Regular intercourse?

31:28 We do have regular intercourse, but...

31:31 Drew You're waiting till you're pregnant to begin to experiment?

31:34 No. No, we just always thought about it.

31:37 Drew Adam, help me on this one.

31:40 Guest I'm sorry?

31:41 Adam Is there a reason, though, now you don't want to have intercourse?

31:46 Guest No, I do want to have.

31:47 We do have intercourse.

31:48 Adam I see. All right. This whole corn-holing thing is just a spin of the cosmic wheel.

31:58 Drew It beckons. She can't wait the nine months. I don't quite get it.

32:02 Adam Oh, Drew, stop passing judgment. She wants to know not if it's immoral, but if it's...

32:09 Drew I'm not saying it's immoral.

32:10 Adam Yeah. Well, is there going to be any problems?

32:13 Drew Not that I'm aware of, but I wouldn't do it well into pregnancy. Because it just seems...

32:18 Okay, but the beginning is okay?

32:19 Drew I see no reason.

32:20 Adam Yeah, that's fine. You may scramble the kid's brain a little. That's fine.

32:24 Drew But then...

32:25 Adam It's well worth it.

32:26 Drew Think of the genetic pool they're coming from. Mom and Dad engaged in this four weeks into pregnancy.

32:31 Adam Well, but hold on a second, Drew. They're married, and what's four weeks? I mean, hell, a lot of women don't even know they're pregnant. My mom didn't know she was pregnant until just before I came out.

32:42 Drew Even then she...

32:43 Adam She had a joint in her hand. She was drinking. She had a cigarette, a joint, a bong, and a syringe.

32:49 Drew Delighted to see that you are upholding the family traditions here.

32:52 Adam Look at me. Look at me. What a model citizen I am.

32:56 Drew Now, what are you wearing?

32:58 Adam What? What am I wearing? Well, I got myself dressed up a little bit because I was heading out tonight. You know what I mean? Out on the town. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm wearing a shirt. It's a big deal for me. Yeah. I'm not wearing my pajamas and slippers like I normally am.

33:12 Drew Let's paint the picture completely here. You're leaning back, feet up on the counter.

33:16 Adam No, I'm trying to do that, but I don't have enough mic cord here. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, I just found some mic cord.

33:22 Drew Running a paper, like writing paper through your teeth, right?

33:28 Adam Yes, I'm back now. Yes, I am back.

33:30 Drew Spitting it on the floor.

33:32 Adam I got to tell you, the mic stands here at Westwood One in New York are like a mooring dock for dirigible. There's one on top of the Empire State Building, I think. It's like 70 stories and it weighs 400 pounds. I'm going to work around it though. Don't worry about me, Drew. Let's go on with the show.

33:52 Drew Messina, 21.

33:54 Hi.

33:54 Drew Hi.

33:55 My question is, for the past two months now, I haven't been able to have an orgasm with my boyfriend.

34:02 Drew How come?

34:04 I found out that he was seeing other girls, but when I asked him if he slept with them, he said no. So that's like on my mind a lot while we're having sex, so I can't cooperate. And so what I'm doing, because I have these other girls on my mind.

34:21 Drew Adam, she's 21.

34:23 Adam 21. And how old is he, Messina?

34:25 He's 20.

34:27 Adam I see. And how did you find out he was seeing other girls?

34:31 We're not actually together. We have broken up, but I still stay at his house and stuff.

34:37 Drew What do you mean you stay at his house?

34:38 Like spend a night sometimes.

34:40 Drew Why?

34:41 Um, I love him. He's stupid.

34:44 Drew But you're broken up.

34:45 Oh man, you're gonna give me one of these things.

34:47 Drew Yeah, but you're broken up. You're broken up.

34:49 Yeah, I know.

34:50 Drew Okay, so when people are broken up, they generally start going out with other people, right?

34:53 Adam Yeah, that's why they break up.

34:55 Drew Right. So what's the problem here?

34:57 We still come around each other.

34:59 Drew No, no, you come around him and he has a service agreement here. He's getting what he needs from the relationship and you get nothing. In the meantime, he's going out with other people.

35:09 Adam Yeah. What's up with you? Where's your self-esteem?

35:12 Drew Why do you believe just because he'll have sex with you, he cares at all about you?

35:16 I don't know. It's all my life. Well, with the ones I've been with, they've been jerks and stuff and they use me and everything.

35:25 Adam Where's your dad? Where's your daddy?

35:28 He's around.

35:29 Adam He is?

35:29 Yeah.

35:30 Drew The town.

35:30 Adam Do you like him?

35:32 Oh, yes, I love him.

35:33 Adam Was he around when you were growing up?

35:35 Drew Same way she loves her boyfriend.

35:36 Yeah.

35:37 Adam He was?

35:38 Yeah.

35:39 Adam Why are you disgracing him this way?

35:41 Who? My dad?

35:45 Adam No, Bill Buckner from the Yankees. Actually, he was on the Red Sox.

35:51 Yeah.

35:51 Adam Remember him?

35:52 Yeah.

35:53 Me and my dad had pretty good of a relationship. He never hit me and nothing like that.

35:58 Adam I hear he couldn't get to you from prison.

36:01 No, my dad was never in prison.

36:03 Adam All right. Well, listen, Messina, I don't know why you're acting this way if your daddy was around and he was good to you and you love him. I don't know why you're getting hooked up with these jerks, but stop it. This guy's an idiot.

36:15 Drew He does not care about you. I don't care what he does.

36:18 Adam He's got a service agreement with you. You guys aren't together. He's having sex with other women. He's having sex with you. He's 20 and he's having a good time.

36:26 Drew He told you you're broken up. Believe that. That's it. Don't pull just because he has sex. Guys have sex because they need that physical relief, not because they care about someone many, many times.

36:39 Adam You're telling me I was just sitting at Scores a half hour ago.

36:42 Drew Yeah, and?

36:42 Adam Going crazy. Yeah. I'm going to go home and rape my courtesy bar when I get back to the hotel. Jesus Christ. I'm staying at the W Hotel, Drew. Yeah. Yeah. You know what that stands for?

36:57 Adam Wuss. This is the gayest place I've ever seen in my life. Just a bunch of guys in Nehru jackets and high on styles, short on square footage. Really, I can barely masturbate in my room, barely.

37:12 Drew Boy, well, they have your porn though, don't they?

37:15 Adam Spectravision. Yeah, but they hack that stuff up. Drives me nuts. You know that time I watched two porn movies because I thought I was going to see something and I went all the way through one?

37:26 Drew Oh, my God.

37:26 Adam And I didn't see anything and I had to get another one?

37:29 Drew I think that was Atlanta, wasn't it?

37:31 Adam No, that was Philadelphia.

37:32 Drew Philadelphia, that's right. And did you make any friends at the strip joint?

37:37 Adam Well, yeah, but I had to leave.

37:39 Drew I see. You're not going back?

37:40 Adam It's horrible. It's going to be 3.30 in the morning by the time I get back there. All right, let's go on.

37:47 Drew We're going to break.

37:48 Adam Who are we going to talk to when we come back?

37:50 Drew Oh, we'll talk to Terry. Terry's sex drive is much higher than her husband's, and she wants to know how to get him back into it.

37:57 Adam All right, good times.

38:04 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

38:33 Adam See, yep, it is the Loveline. Hey, that's me, Drew. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, facts, forget about that. I'm in New York, Dr. Drew is back there in LA. I haven't slept for two days and I'm drunk.

38:50 Drew And you said it.

38:51 Adam Let's get this show on the road.

38:53 Drew All right.

38:53 Adam Oh, my God. Seriously, we gonna do another hour after this?

38:59 Drew Seriously, yeah. Yeah, I bet you have to get up at 7 o'clock and do TV.

39:05 Adam Am I right? No, I don't have to get up at the crack of F tomorrow like I have the last two days. I'm doing Conan TRL and The Daily Show tomorrow. But the following day, I'm doing some sort of radio press junket that starts at 7.30 in the morning. So, oh, I'm gonna be extra cheery for all those morning shows and anyone who's done one of these things, and I'm guessing that's nobody, right, Drew?

39:34 Drew I have.

39:34 Adam We have any celebrities listening? Drew, you've done these morning junket things.

39:38 Drew They're awful.

39:38 Adam It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Scaly Boy and the Fishermen are coming in, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they all, you listen, the smaller the town, the worse the name of the morning show. And it's never one guy. It's always the morning zoo.

39:56 Drew Yeah.

39:57 Adam And, you know, horns honking and cowbells ringing and, oh, holy Christ, I want to kill myself. It really makes me ashamed to be in radio when I do these things. All right, Drew, where are we going here?

40:10 Drew All right. I can tell that shame just troubles you to no end. Terry is 26. Terry?

40:14 Guest Yes.

40:15 Drew Yeah, what's going on?

40:16 Guest Hello.

40:17 Drew Hi, Terry.

40:17 Guest Yeah.

40:18 Guest Yes, I just have a question. I have a five-month-old baby. And ever since I had the baby, it seems like my sex drive is like a lot higher than my husband's.

40:26 Drew That's interesting.

40:27 Guest And I just want to know how I guess I could.

40:29 Drew That's the opposite of what usually happens after a baby. And you guys before were more compatible?

40:34 Guest During my pregnancy, no.

40:35 Drew You were?

40:36 Guest We weren't.

40:37 Drew Well, in what way?

40:38 Guest I'm sorry?

40:39 Drew In what way?

40:40 Guest What way what?

40:41 Drew Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

40:43 Adam Hey, you're not going to do homeschooling with this kid, are you, Terry?

40:46 Guest No.

40:47 Adam Okay, dear Lord, thank you. Thank God.

40:49 Drew What was different during the pregnancy than opposed to after?

40:52 Guest Oh, I'm sorry. During the pregnancy, pretty much, we didn't have sex at all.

40:57 Drew Because?

40:58 Guest I think it freaked him out that I was pregnant and there was something up there.

41:01 Drew Was your sex drive still higher then?

41:03 Guest At the end of my pregnancy, it was.

41:05 Drew And it's sort of sustained since then?

41:07 Guest Yeah.

41:07 Drew I see. It was five months ago?

41:09 Guest Yeah.

41:10 Drew Okay. Well, does he know you're...

41:12 Adam Maybe your husband's freaking out with the mommy thing a little bit.

41:15 Drew Yeah.

41:16 Guest Well, we have a six-year-old, so...

41:17 Drew All right, so you guys got that. Does he know you're feeling this way?

41:21 Yeah, he knows.

41:23 Drew He doesn't care?

41:23 Guest Um, you know, if I get to bed with him when he goes to bed around nine o'clock, okay, yeah, we can fit it in. But if I'm in bed 915, forget about it.

41:32 Drew Adam, I got to tell you, honestly, I have a hard time understanding guys are this way. Really? I just don't get it. Yeah.

41:38 Adam Well, Drew, you're a very passionate man. Very passionate. No, you are.

41:43 Drew In my blue shirt.

41:45 Adam No, you're passionate, though. I mean, you like the ladies. You always have. You've always been very amorous. As a matter of fact, you like the gents almost as much as you like the ladies, right? No, but Drew.

41:56 Drew If you were here, Adam, I would take advantage of it. I promise.

41:58 Adam Here's what I want to say, Drew. Yeah. I know you're a man of science, but you're a man first and foremost. Some guys have a little different metronome than others. We're a little different cadence, a little different pace. You're a hornier guy than I am. Who? I mean, you are. I mean, when you just break it down, I mean, sure, I went off eight times a day.

42:22 Drew I love the conversation. I must be the world's greatest enabler because I love the conversations we have when you're on Vicodin or just loaded on alcohol and pot.

42:30 Adam Yeah. Well, enjoy it because I'm coming down another hour and a half. I'm not going to have a buzz going unless engineer Matt gets me a beer. Yeah, man. Matt's got a joint. That's cool. All right. Hey, listen, Drew. Now, you know what I'm saying? You're a passionate guy. All right. You're a horny guy. Whereas I can get it going, but I'm a little more laid back that way.

42:55 Drew Well, you know what it is, really. I think it's the tone of our autonomic central nervous systems. Mine's like excitable and yours like unexcitable. You know what I'm saying? It ties in to all that.

43:08 Adam Right. I don't get whipped up as easily as you do in any facet of life.

43:14 Drew That's right.

43:14 Adam All right. Maybe Terry's husband's just working, he's tired, and he's a little more laid back. Is Terry still on the line?

43:23 Drew Yeah. I don't get that though. What about it? Don't you feel like you have some obligation when your woman is saying, this is what I need? You said the same thing to women, which is, hey, just belly up here.

43:36 Adam No, I know. Belly up, legs up. I know what you're saying, though.

43:41 Drew I can't understand just sort of going, no, sorry, honey, I'm tired.

43:45 Adam Well, I don't get that.

43:46 Guest Yeah, he doesn't. Probably what? Let's see. There's seven nights a week, so I hear probably, sorry, honey, I'm tired, probably at least four.

43:53 Adam All right. Have you packed on any weight? You got a hair on your lip or anything like that?

43:58 Guest No. I just had a baby five months ago, so I'm not as skinny as I was, but I'm not pushing 200 pounds or anything.

44:08 Adam You guys have been married for how long?

44:10 Guest We've been married for about 18 months.

44:14 Adam Oh, so you have a six-year-old.

44:17 Guest My six-year-old's from a previous marriage.

44:20 Drew Let me see. The mommy thing may kick in here a little bit. You said we have a six-year-old and then-

44:25 Adam Oh, Jesus. Hold on. Listen, I can't put Terry on hold so I can talk about how goddamn retarded she is but I said to her, it feels like an hour and 45 minutes ago, well, maybe this guy's a little freaked out over the mommy thing because you're pregnant, he doesn't want to have sex with you. Now you've given birth, he doesn't want to have sex with you. A certain percentage of guys, and I'd probably include myself in that list, might get a little weird with the whole mommy. You know, this is no longer some hot chick you're married, this is mommy you're banging on top of. And she quickly dismissed that and said, oh no, no, no, we have a six-year-old. In which case I went, oh, all right, well the guy's been through it, and I guess that's not the way he's looking at it. Now, as the story unfurls, it turns out it's not his child.

45:15 Drew Right.

45:15 Adam This is his first child with him. Why, how can our callers get any stupider?

45:21 Drew They're working at it.

45:22 Adam Really?

45:23 Drew Yeah, they're working on it.

45:24 Adam I know. As a matter of fact, eventually it's going to come full circle, and it's going to be genius.

45:30 Drew Smart, yeah, real smart.

45:30 Adam How stupid they are.

45:31 Drew All right, let's see if we can get one. Peter, 17.

45:33 Adam Jesus Christ.

45:34 Drew Peter, go ahead.

45:35 Dr. Drew, I have a question for you. I think I'm OCD. I'm wondering if that would translate into a predilection for addiction, like drugs or alcohol.

45:44 Drew Not specifically, but some people have conceptualized addiction as an obsessive-compulsive disorder, and there probably are some shared genetic mechanisms. And if you had a family history of addiction and OCD, I'd be sort of concerned that perhaps that's a marker for you carrying that gene combo, but not in and of itself. Do you feel like you sort of seek substances in your environment to get relief?

46:08 I've never smoked a cigarette even or drank or anything.

46:13 Drew I'm not sure. I think this is your OCD obsessing about your having an addiction.

46:20 Adam Seventeen years old?

46:21 Yeah.

46:21 Adam You got time. I didn't get started on anything for a while, you know? Now look at me.

46:26 Drew Peter, relax, all right?

46:27 All right, thanks.

46:28 Adam Wait, wait, wait. What do you do with the OCD? You wash your hands all the time?

46:32 It's not really like one, it's not really a ritual, but if I think of something that I think I have to do, then I'll do it. It's not like a ritual every night.

46:40 Drew What are you afraid is going to happen if you don't?

46:42 Adam If you scratch your ass, could you pick your nose?

46:45 No.

46:46 Adam Oh, really?

46:47 I'd have to wash my hand in that case.

46:48 Adam Oh, forget it. I don't have that OCD for me.

46:52 Drew Are you afraid something is going to happen to you if you don't engage in these compulsive behaviors?

46:58 I'll use my imagination to think up some crazy things. I mean, sometimes, but I know it's not a random one.

47:02 Drew Give us an example.

47:03 I could somehow get sick or someone else can get sick.

47:07 Drew Right. Something bad is going to happen to you or somebody else. And yet, even though you know intellectually that's crazy.

47:12 Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

47:12 Drew You succumb to it anyway.

47:13 Yeah.

47:14 Drew Yeah. Okay.

47:16 Adam I wish I had some of that.

47:17 Drew I really think I could get more done.

47:18 Adam I wish you did, too.

47:19 Drew Yes.

47:20 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't use my underpants to wipe my ass before I throw them into the hamper.

47:25 Drew Angel. Thank you. Angel.

47:28 Adam Hello?

47:29 Drew Hey.

47:30 Hey, what's up? What's going on?

47:31 Adam Hey, Angel.

47:32 Yeah. I, like, yesterday I noticed that, like, on my scrotum and, like, alongside the belly and the head of my penis, sort of got, like, this dried up look to it, and it feels kind of like a, I guess, a waxy feeling, I would say, or, like, crumbled up wax paper or something like that. And I, I've never had anything wrong with me before, so.

47:59 Drew Where is it again?

48:00 Adam It's everywhere.

48:02 Yeah, it's all around the scrotum of the penis, like, the whole belly of my penis on the head of it.

48:07 Drew Does your penis have a belly?

48:09 Adam Well, it's got a back. If it's got a back, it's got to have a belly, right?

48:12 Drew I guess that's true, yeah. I miss that in an anime class.

48:16 Adam Oh, yeah, the belly of the penis.

48:19 Drew Yeah.

48:19 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I think Jonah was eaten by, and lived for some years in the belly of the great penis.

48:27 Drew Okay. All right, Angel, I'm sorry. I find trying to make an assessment of skin problems woefully impossible on the radio.

48:37 Adam All right. This sounds like could be like some kind of heat rash type thing.

48:41 Drew It could be anything, but it does sound something.

48:43 Adam Go get it checked out. It doesn't sound STD-ish because it's all over everywhere.

48:47 Drew Skin problem. It needs to have it checked out.

48:49 Adam Right. It's a very moist area down there.

48:51 Drew All right, Adam. Sit your moist ass down and take a break. Are we done? We got five minutes. No, no, no. One more hour. You can go ahead and load up again. Once you go back out to the strip bar for a few minutes, I'll talk for a while by myself about 20 minutes. You get recharged and come on back. You got to live on sitting out there.

49:09 Adam I need a hair from the whore that bit me.

49:11 Drew Yeah.

49:12 Adam That's what I need. All right. Good times there, Drew.

49:15 Drew Indeed it is. Until then, we'll take a little break. Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute. Well, it's worth hearing. And welcome back to Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla is here somewhere. It is a full moon, as evidenced by his behavior and...

50:13 Adam Is it a full moon?

50:14 Drew I think it is. It looked like it was almost completely full tonight. It's bright moon.

50:17 Adam Oh, Jesus Christ.

50:18 Drew And your behavior convinced me, in fact, it is a full moon.

50:21 Adam The sun is coming up over here, Drew, so there's no moon. You know, it's great about working the graveyard shift. I'm looking through my studio window in some monitoring room, and there's a guy just sprawled out sawing logs. I mean, I got to believe that's part of the agreement when you hire somebody to work, you know, at, you know, they work the shift from midnight till 8 a.m. You got to figure they're going to be doing a fair amount of sleeping, don't you?

50:48 Drew But you got to have somebody there.

50:50 Adam And doesn't that sort of, you know, come with the territory? I mean, if you're going to get a guy to work at 4.30 in the morning, you should be able to saw some logs.

50:59 Drew Did you have any trouble getting through the security guard at the front?

51:02 Adam No, he actually seemed to know who I was.

51:05 Drew Yeah, the same guy, the same guy probably I had. When I came out, like at, what's that, 3 in the morning when you get done there, the whole lobby smelled the pot.

51:13 Oh, really?

51:14 Adam Oh, that's great. Really?

51:16 Drew Oh, yeah.

51:17 Adam Yeah. Engineer Matt over here is giving me the thumbs up. Matt, the security guard, he tokes out in the lobby or somebody else, somebody's toking in there. The point is, he's not saying anything. It's funny, they can't just step out of the front door.

51:31 Drew That's what I thought. That's what occurred to me. I said, the whole lobby.

51:34 Adam That's brazen. I'll tell you what happened. Let me tell you, if I know bad employees, let me tell you how it works. For the first 18 months, the guy went around the corner. I mean, he went out the front door, he went down to Lexington and smoked that weed, right? And as the years wore on and he got a little more comfortable and they never got busted, he started to work it. So at a certain point about this time last year, he was probably just standing outside of the door. But then one day it was raining or snowing real hard and he started to head out and he said, oh, F it, I'll just do it in the lobby. And from that point on, it's been lobby.

52:10 Drew And Lord knows, Adam, you know about employees that coast and push limits.

52:14 Adam Oh my God, yes, yes, that's me.

52:17 Drew Eventually, they come in loaded and get on a radio show, fly an airplane.

52:22 Adam That's the beauty of my job. It's important for me to show up drunk.

52:26 Drew I thought you were going to say it's the beauty of your genius. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

52:30 Adam Yes. And as I've said many times, it takes a great man to admit he's great.

52:36 Thank you.

52:37 Drew Hey, by the way, Matt is, Matt, when I was working there, he bring me coffee and like a Diet Coke every night. Unbelievable.

52:44 Adam Yeah, Matt's dynamite.

52:45 Caller Yeah.

52:46 Adam Matt gave me, I don't want to make you jealous, but he gave me a reach around during the last extended break.

52:51 Caller Whatever.

52:51 Drew Yeah, I got that too. This is Jeff, 14. Jeff? Yeah. Remember Adam, I'm a passionate guy.

52:57 Adam You're very passionate. It's true, you bastard. Hung like a black rhino.

53:04 Drew What's going on, Jeff? Yeah.

53:06 Well, I'm uncircumcised. Yeah. I was just wondering if it's true that I put you on pills for two months after they circumcise you, so you can't get an erection?

53:17 Drew Not two months. They might do.

53:20 Adam No. Say it's about eight weeks.

53:21 Drew Yeah. I think there's concerns for a couple of weeks.

53:24 Okay.

53:25 Do you know how much it costs?

53:27 Is it expensive?

53:28 I don't know.

53:28 Drew Honestly, I don't know. Imagine you got to pay for an operating room and some anesthesia. It's not going to be cheap.

53:34 Okay.

53:36 Adam Insurance isn't going to cover that, is it?

53:37 Drew I don't think so since it's elected.

53:38 Adam What if you're Jewish? You think insurance would cover it?

53:41 Drew Yeah. I don't know. Maybe they could pass the basket around temple. But more importantly, what you could is make an argument that there's some medical reason you're getting stenosis or irritation or bleeding or something that's making function impaired, and then you could sort of probably get it that way. All right?

53:57 Yeah.

53:57 Okay.

53:58 Drew All right, Jeff. Good luck.

53:58 All right.

53:59 Thanks.

53:59 Adam Drew, I know we're talking about this, but it really cracks me up because I hear this PSA all the time. There's two things that crack me up. The Southern California Jewish Centers.

54:09 Drew Yeah.

54:10 Adam Was I talking to you about this?

54:11 Drew No.

54:12 Adam Well, you know, the goyim, when they plead for money or help or relief, the non-Jewish relief organizations, they're always like, send a quarter, a dollar, a dented can of stew. Anything you can would help. The Jewish Relief Center says, send your RV, boat, car, or property. They've now added property to the thing. Only the Jews could think in this grandiose of fashion. Whereas like, you go, yeah, I got about 400 acres around Big Sur. Yours. You know what I mean? Like, who gives away property? I mean, I understand wearing out a pair of jeans and throwing them in the goodwill bucket out front of the market, and I understand maybe even having like, you know, an old moped or something, or 10-speed or something, you turn it, but an RV, a boat, property you're giving away? Please, very lofty. And the other thing I've learned from this commercial, which I really, I hear it all the time. They play it on AM radio, is my other beef is, you don't need a jingle for everything. Do you know what I'm saying?

55:32 Drew That's right.

55:32 Adam There's certain organizations, certain car lots. You've all heard them a million times where the words don't rhyme and it's a little lumpy and it doesn't exactly slide off the tongue. So just don't make a goddamn song out of it. But here's their song. Your gift of hope is a great deduction. I love the Jews too with the deduction. They got to work the tax benefit right into the song. Your gift of hope is a great deduction. Southern California Jewish Center. Stop singing.

56:07 Drew Yeah. Speaking of circumcision and this sort of thing.

56:11 Adam I'd like to give a mountain and a palace away. I think that's what they're going to add to it. Boats, RVs, planes, dirigibles, mountains, palaces, and property. Oh, I'd like to donate a canyon and a river if that's okay. Okay, got it.

56:26 Drew But the glass call we had, Jeff, I wonder, you know, you hear there's this sort of ground swell of concern about people having had their foreskin taken from them, that they feel resentful for their parents. Now, how about all the kids that didn't have circumcision that are pissed off because they don't look the same as their friends? Jeff is 14. He's probably a product of that whole movement. You say, hey, why didn't they do this to me when I couldn't feel it?

56:51 Adam Yeah. Well, now he's got to pay the fiddler. But let me tell you about the foreskin restoration stuff.

56:58 Drew Yes, tell me.

56:58 Adam I've not heard too much about that in the last five years.

57:02 Drew Oh, no, no. They send me stuff. Seriously, regularly.

57:06 Adam They may send you stuff, but I just have not heard that much about it. I mean, it was much more popular, at least much more discussed five, six years ago than it is now. I wonder, I don't know what the data is, but I wonder if more people are going back toward circumcision now. You know what I'm saying?

57:27 Drew Oh, yes. I think people are sort of get over it.

57:31 Adam Is that what they're saying? Drew is such a fan of circumcision, he even had his daughter done.

57:36 Drew And my dog.

57:37 Adam And the dog, that's right.

57:38 Drew What are you talking about?

57:39 Adam His dog there.

57:40 Drew We can't discriminate. All right, go ahead. Let's go to Tom, who's 18.

57:44 Caller Tom, hey, hey, hey, I'm thinking about getting my nipple pierced. And I was wondering, are there any side effects to that?

57:53 Caller Do I have anything to worry about?

57:54 Drew Scarring, bleeding, infection.

57:57 Adam Yeah, but everyone seems to make it OK.

57:59 Drew Yeah, obviously a lot of that's done. I know major, commonly not major issues associated with it.

58:03 Caller What about being able to swim this summer?

58:05 Drew And you can't breastfeed, Tom. It's not because of the piercing. You just I just don't want you to breastfeed. All right.

58:12 Adam Where are you swimming?

58:14 Caller Well, either the pool or the lake or something.

58:17 Adam Oh, I see. In a body of water. I understand that. I thought he meant no, I thought the way he said it is like, how about swimming? I thought he was on the team.

58:27 Drew Yeah, that's what I thought too.

58:29 Caller Yeah.

58:29 Caller Well, just like getting in the water, will it get it all messed up?

58:33 Drew Not if you give it time to heal. And I don't know what that would be. Probably a few weeks.

58:36 Caller Okay.

58:37 Drew Okay.

58:37 Caller All right.

58:37 All right, Tom.

58:39 Adam Good times. I wonder what this means to a woman, by the way. I don't know. Maybe I'm out of touch, but do chicks dig this?

58:49 Drew Guys with nipple piercings?

58:51 Adam Well, here's what I mean. Here's what's in it for me as a male when I see a woman with some kind of piercing or a tant or something like that. Open for business. That's what I'm thinking. Like when I see a woman who has a tongue piercing, for instance, or nipple piercing or whatever piercing, it's not that it's aesthetically pleasing. The only good that could come of it is I think, okay, she's good to go. This one. She's ready for action.

59:18 Drew It's projecting that. Yeah. Even though they may not even necessarily know consciously that's what they're projecting. That's how guys receive it anyway.

59:25 Adam If you went out on a date with a girl who had a tongue piercing, you'd be thinking, I may be getting myself a BJ before this night's over.

59:33 Drew Well, I got an idea.

59:34 Adam Now, here's my point. When a guy has a tongue piercing or a nipple piercing, what's in it for women? I mean, are they thinking, oh, he's good to go?

59:43 Drew Well, yeah.

59:43 Adam I don't think so.

59:44 Drew It's a great question.

59:45 Adam They know guys are good to go anyway.

59:47 Drew All right. Here's how we're going to figure this out. During the commercial, I will check the in the news message board at drdrew.com, and women and men go in there and express, put up a posting on what it means, what women think it means when a guy has certain kinds of piercings, how they perceive that. So it's in the news message board at drdrew.com, and I'll check it during the commercials. All right?

1:00:07 Caller Yeah.

1:00:07 Adam Good times. Good times.

1:00:08 Caller All right.

1:00:09 Drew You are loaded. Susie, 21.

1:00:12 Adam I'm tired, too, you know.

1:00:13 Drew No kidding. You're not slowing your speech quite so much, though.

1:00:17 Adam Thanks, buddy.

1:00:18 Drew Susie.

1:00:18 Adam What are you wearing?

1:00:19 Yes. Hi.

1:00:20 Drew Blue shirt.

1:00:20 Caller Okay.

1:00:21 Adam Susie, how old are you, baby?

1:00:23 Caller I'm 21.

1:00:24 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:00:24 Caller What are you wearing?

1:00:27 Caller My pajamas. My sexy lingerie.

1:00:32 Caller Oh, really?

1:00:34 Caller What do you look like?

1:00:37 Caller I'm tall, 5'10. I weigh one-third.

1:00:40 Drew She's twol.

1:00:42 Adam She's twol. Yeah. How many W's in that tall? And, yeah, where are you from? New Jersey?

1:00:47 Caller No, New York.

1:00:49 Adam All right. Wow, that was way, way off. Hey, baby, you in town?

1:00:54 Drew Oh, that's right. You're in New York.

1:00:55 Caller Hey, baby, I'm in New York.

1:00:59 Adam Jesus Christ. I was going to swing by after the show.

1:01:03 Drew What's up, Susan?

1:01:04 Caller Okay, my boyfriend keeps insisting that he wants anal sex, and I'm, like, all nervous about it because it looks painful, and I heard it hurts.

1:01:14 Drew Why would you want to go ahead and do that if it's not something you want to do?

1:01:17 Caller Well, I would like to try it.

1:01:20 Adam I see. Just to say you did it, right?

1:01:23 Caller Uh-huh, yeah.

1:01:24 Adam So that one day when you get married, you can tell your husband.

1:01:28 Drew And the grandkids.

1:01:30 Adam Right. They'll want to know.

1:01:31 Drew They'll be moved.

1:01:32 Caller And I would like to know what I should do so it won't hurt or make it easier for me.

1:01:38 Adam You got to rub coke.

1:01:40 Drew Adam, about a year ago or even a year and a half ago, we had that woman in the studio here who wrote a book about this.

1:01:45 Adam Yeah.

1:01:46 Drew What was that called?

1:01:49 Caller She read her book? Yeah.

1:01:50 Drew She had all kinds of suggestions. And what's her name?

1:01:55 Adam I think it was the Road Less Traveled 2, Up Your Cornhole. I think it was. Wasn't it? Like, you know how the title works? The Road Less Traveled 2, in parentheses, Up Your Cornhole.

1:02:09 Drew Oh my god. Yeah, that was it. Yeah.

1:02:13 Adam Yeah, that was it. I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. She was screwed up, though. Wasn't she, Drew?

1:02:19 Drew Yeah.

1:02:20 Adam OK.

1:02:20 Drew But she has some experience here.

1:02:22 Adam Listen, if you don't want to do it, don't do it. No, I wouldn't.

1:02:25 Drew She wants to.

1:02:26 Adam Well, if you want to do it, then use a lot of lubricant. Make sure you're nice and warm.

1:02:33 Drew Anderson, you whispered in my ear, butt plug. So thanks, Anderson, for that delicate remark.

1:02:37 Adam Yeah, start with a butt plug, a graduated butt plug. Yeah, I remember when my dad got me my first butt plug. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I cried like a baby. I don't know. Use a lot of lubricant, OK? And listen, if it hurts, stop. Right. There you go.

1:02:54 Drew It's not the healthiest thing we do. Make sure he's wearing a condom. Hey, so far, no feedback in the in the news message board at drdrew.com. What do women perceive when guys have piercings? What does that mean to them? Let's go to Jenny, who is 17. Jenny.

1:03:09 Caller Hi. I was just wondering what the effects of acid was after like 50.

1:03:17 Drew Fifty years of age?

1:03:18 Caller No, 50.

1:03:19 Adam Fifty hits?

1:03:19 Caller Yeah.

1:03:21 Drew Well, I believe that after about 30 hits, my clinical experience has been that somewhere around 20 or 30 hits, or if you've taken one sort of large multi-hit dose, you're going to have mood disturbances the rest of your life. Panic, anxiety, and depression that must be treated with medication. In fact, and even that is difficult to treat.

1:03:42 Caller I just want to know why too, because I've had a really good childhood and everything.

1:03:47 Drew Because it's a brain injury. It depletes the mood centers. It actually damages the cells in there and depletes the chemicals that are there to maintain your mood.

1:03:55 Adam How many hits you? Hold on there, Loudmouth. How many have you done, Jenny?

1:04:00 Caller Around 50 to 60.

1:04:02 Adam I see. Fantastic. Well, listen, you're still young.

1:04:05 Drew I'm sure you're not used to it. You've got your whole life to be screwed. One of the markers for the brain damage is seeing trailers still after fast-moving objects. Do you still see trailers?

1:04:16 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:17 Drew That doesn't happen because it's cool. It happens because your brain has been damaged. Yeah. That's one of the signs that, in my experience, is associated with the severe mood problems down the road.

1:04:26 Adam Okay. So what can she do?

1:04:29 Drew You got to see a psychiatrist who has experience dealing with this because it is a specific problem.

1:04:34 Caller All right.

1:04:34 Drew It's going to be something you're going to be dealing with the rest of your life.

1:04:36 Caller Okay.

1:04:37 Caller All right?

1:04:38 Adam Thanks. All right, Jenny. Hey, good times.

1:04:40 Drew That kills me. That kills me.

1:04:42 Adam Yeah. Well, listen, y'all, don't F with your brain before you're 18.

1:04:49 Drew Even after 18. Yeah. You know what? I don't care. I don't care anymore. I've got the Corolla syndrome. I'm overwhelmed by people's just constant pursuit of this.

1:05:02 Adam Here's the point. If you get started with something after 18, it's probably not going to take anyway.

1:05:08 Drew You're not going to be doing it as recklessly. Yeah, that's probably true.

1:05:13 Adam Why mess with the paint before it's dried? You're really going to screw it up. You really are.

1:05:19 Drew Marie 16. Hi, Marie.

1:05:22 Guest Yeah. Hi. I think my dad's, well, I know my dad's cheating on my mom.

1:05:26 Drew How do you know?

1:05:28 Guest I see this woman's name on the color ID all the time. I had never seen it with my own eyes, but just from the day before yesterday, it was like around 1130. A quick call came and he was just like, yeah, I'll be there. He hung up and he pressed something to erase it from the color ID. We have three phones with the same light. So I ran upstairs and I checked it, and sure enough, it was her name. There have been things like my grandma, she's at home all day with him, so she hears him on the phone all the time. This woman, she used to be my violin teacher. So that gave a connection, but I stopped learning from her, and still they have a connection, and I wanted to stop, but I don't know what to do.

1:06:17 Adam All right. Wait a second. Why is he home all day with your grandma?

1:06:21 Drew Well, there's grandma now.

1:06:24 Guest My mom's mom.

1:06:25 Drew That's your mom?

1:06:26 Guest Wait, hold on. My mom's mom.

1:06:30 Drew That's your grandma.

1:06:31 Adam Yeah. That's that'd be your grandma, right? Nothing gets past our collars.

1:06:39 Guest I've been home for long time.

1:06:41 Caller I'm like, oh, okay, Drew, hold on.

1:06:43 Adam Write this one down for the Loveline Archives because our collars find new and innovative ways to be combative on a nightly basis. Is that your mom's mom? Is that your grandma? No, it's my mom's mom.

1:06:59 Guest I'm sorry. I think you're right.

1:07:01 Adam All right, baby. Okay, listen, I can see your panic. Your dad has a business.

1:07:05 Guest Yeah.

1:07:06 Adam And he stays home?

1:07:07 Guest Yeah. He's just home all day.

1:07:09 Adam What kind of business is it?

1:07:10 Guest It's a company.

1:07:12 Adam Okay.

1:07:12 Caller Hold on.

1:07:14 Caller Like, I don't know if there's too much on there.

1:07:16 Adam What do they do? What does he do?

1:07:19 Guest It's a transportation company.

1:07:21 Adam I see.

1:07:21 Guest Uh-oh.

1:07:22 Adam Just limo dispatcher. That's trouble. Yeah. Guilty. Guilty. Anybody has anything to do with transportation. Guilty. Guilty. I don't know what it is. I don't know how it works. But these guys are bottom feeders. I don't know. Yes.

1:07:42 Guest He's at home all the time. He has people who work for him.

1:07:46 Adam Right. Okay. So now how's your mom doing?

1:07:50 Guest I think she knows.

1:07:51 Adam Okay. Well, okay. So here's the point. If you think she knows, then you should stay out of it. This is for them.

1:08:00 Drew Yeah, I think so. I agree with Adam on this one.

1:08:02 Guest But she's not going to do anything about it. Like she's just not saying anything, because she doesn't want to start a fight.

1:08:08 Drew Yeah, but it's between she and her dad.

1:08:10 Adam Maria, they've had conversations. I guarantee it. You just don't know it.

1:08:15 Guest Really?

1:08:15 Adam Yes, you just don't know it. How old are you?

1:08:20 Guest Sixteen.

1:08:21 Adam Sixteen. All right. Listen, Maria, let me explain what you need to do in life now.

1:08:28 Drew Focus on school.

1:08:30 Adam You're not going to talk your dad out of this. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Your mom already knows more than you do, I'm sure. I'm positive of it. Focus on school, get your grades up and go off to college somewhere.

1:08:46 Drew Yeah. Maria, that's it.

1:08:47 Guest Let it go by.

1:08:48 Adam Well, that's it. Well, yeah. What do you want to do?

1:08:52 Guest Well, I want to stop because he has a history of it. His dad cheated on his mom, but nothing happened. And his sister, how she got married is she was like, this guy was cheating on his wife with her and then she ended up marrying the guy.

1:09:06 Drew All right. What do you want to do, Maria?

1:09:08 Guest What?

1:09:08 Drew What do you want to do about this?

1:09:09 Guest I want it stopped.

1:09:11 Adam Okay. Let's cure AIDS and cancer while we're at it.

1:09:15 Guest What?

1:09:15 Adam He's not going to listen to you. Well, okay. Tell him you know what's going on and just tell him how disappointed you are in him.

1:09:22 Drew And how it affects you, how painful it is for you.

1:09:25 Adam But Maria, I'm telling you I'm going to give you some great drunken advice here. Listen up. Your dad is not a great guy. No. Your mother, even though she's a victim here, she probably doesn't come from a great environment.

1:09:39 Drew She chose dad.

1:09:40 Adam Yeah. She chose daddy and chose to stay with daddy. Their parents, everything's a mess over there. You, my dear, do not have to be a mess. You understand? You can have kids that grow up around parents that love each other. As long as you go to college, get yourself out of that environment. Not all men are evil. Just because your dad happens to be a jackass doesn't mean all of them are. It's true about 80 percent of them are, but not all of them. Don't think that all guys are deceitful and get out of there. Hang out with your friends, hang out after school, get more involved with stuff, and spend a little bit of time at home and then go off to college, okay?

1:10:23 Drew Okay.

1:10:24 Adam Thank you.

1:10:25 Drew So, time for a break, Adam.

1:10:28 Adam Yeah. That's what ruins it is, Maria is going to think every guy cheats and lo and behold, she'll find a guy who cheats.

1:10:35 Drew Yeah.

1:10:36 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

1:10:37 Drew Yeah. Absolutely. Every time.

1:10:40 Adam Listen, guys, you really screw your daughters over when you do this. For some reason, guys don't seem bothered by it, or they have Teflon on them or something. You know what I mean, Drew?

1:10:56 Drew Yeah. Absolutely.

1:10:58 Adam When a young male is growing up and mama's a little whacked out, it's not great for him, but it doesn't ruin him. He doesn't think all women are like mama.

1:11:07 Drew Yeah.

1:11:08 Adam When daddy's flandering and drinking and abusing and doing God knows what, dispatching limousines, oh dear Lord. Drew, what is that?

1:11:17 Drew Yeah. I don't know what that is. I wasn't familiar with that aspect of human beings.

1:11:22 Adam But you know when people are involved with the transportation industry, how they're all despicable? Limo dispatchers, cab drivers, there's something wrong with all of them.

1:11:32 Drew It's all like, what did Danny DeVito play in the taxi?

1:11:35 Adam Yeah, it's all like taxi, but they're even worse. Yeah. How does that work?

1:11:39 Drew I have no idea.

1:11:40 Adam All right. They're all horrible foreigners. Those are the only people that deal with transportation in this country.

1:11:46 Drew All right. We're going to break.

1:11:48 Adam The point is, listen, don't screw up your girls. They really, they internalize everything.

1:11:53 Drew Thank you. Absolutely not. I'm going to check out the In The News message board at drdrew.com and see what women perceive, why they are or are not attracted to me.

1:12:01 Adam We're not going to get a good, we won't get a good answer out of this.

1:12:05 Drew I got a ton of piercing, a ton of piercing, a ton of postings there. It's a question is, what does it mean to you and why?

1:12:11 Adam All right?

1:12:12 Drew All right. Hey, it's Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Dr. Drew, Adam Corolla is loaded.

1:12:59 Adam Yeah, good times, buddy.

1:13:02 Drew And in Manhattan.

1:13:03 Adam Yeah.

1:13:04 Drew And I checked out the In The News message board at drdrew.com, and predominantly what we're getting there is women saying that it projects something similar to what men see, which is basically sort of open for business. But there's sort of a twist to it for women. It's like, oh, that's a bad boy, a dangerous guy. Therefore, I'm attracted to him. As opposed to with men, it's just open for business or not, right? Would you say?

1:13:27 Adam Yeah. I mean, here's the reality. Men are interested in, we're talking about piercings and what they do for the opposite sex. Men look at women as women. I mean, it varies a little bit. We don't really care whether she's a bad girl or a nice girl or naughty or whatever. She's a chick. She's attractive. We're in. Women are great. They're so stupid. You can fool them completely. You know what I mean? You can just create this persona for yourself as a male and they'll be instantly attracted to you. You could be the biggest geek, biggest nerd in your high school and then work yourself into a little Marilyn Manson look, a little mummy rock, a little bad boy thing. At a certain point in life, dye your hair, lose a few pounds, get a few piercings, cop an attitude, get a tat and chicks will be all over you.

1:14:22 Drew Yeah, they believe it.

1:14:23 Adam Yeah, it's great. God bless you dumb broads out there. My problem is I don't cultivate anything. I got to cultivate something.

1:14:32 Drew Yeah. Like consciousness.

1:14:35 Adam Yeah. Well, not wearing pajamas. I think that's going to be my look. That's going to be my attitude.

1:14:41 Drew Let's go on. Michelle's 19. Michelle?

1:14:44 Guest Yeah.

1:14:44 Drew What's going on?

1:14:46 Guest I have a question.

1:14:47 Caller My boyfriend can't perform longer than a minute, and I was wondering what's causing that.

1:14:52 Adam Yeah. That seems like a reasonable amount of time to have sex.

1:14:56 Caller Well, I don't know if it's because he drinks all the time, and he said that he's been drinking for two days, and if we have sex and he can't go longer than a minute, then he's leaving me. He said we must not be compatible.

1:15:06 Adam That's quite a commitment. He's going to get off the booze for a whole 48 hours?

1:15:10 Caller Yeah.

1:15:10 Adam Yeah. Although I got to admit, Drew, it sounds like a tall order about now. Where you are. Who am I talking to? Yeah. Well, let's see now. Hold on. This guy just sounds like a world class jackass. First off, I don't know why booze is going to speed that up. If anything, it'd probably slow it down, wouldn't it? Yeah.

1:15:31 Drew It could do both though.

1:15:32 Caller I mean, he can drink like all the time and he works. When he comes off work, he'll have like a beer or two, but on the weekends, he drinks all the time.

1:15:39 Adam Right. But why is he talking about not being compatible? I mean, this guy...

1:15:44 Caller We're not meant to be.

1:15:44 Caller If he can't, I don't know.

1:15:47 Adam Okay, listen. Here's the deal. This guy has a problem.

1:15:51 Caller Of commitment.

1:15:52 Adam It's not the booze and it's not your vagina. It's his penis.

1:15:57 Drew Yeah, but he blames her and he blames the boy.

1:15:59 Caller But he also started taking herbal V.

1:16:02 Drew What?

1:16:02 Caller Herbal V.

1:16:03 Drew What's that?

1:16:03 Caller From GNC. He just started taking that. And he says that he hasn't took it when we were together, but I don't know.

1:16:09 Drew Has he always been this way that he can't last more than a minute?

1:16:12 Caller Um, we've been together for a month and a half and just recently we started having sex. We had sex four times in the last couple of days.

1:16:17 Drew All right.

1:16:18 Adam Do you want to ask what herbal V is again, or do you think you'll just get the he takes it response?

1:16:24 Caller Herbal V, I don't know. It's supposed to make touching and stuff like 100 percent, like more. Like, I don't know.

1:16:31 Drew No, I'm forgetting.

1:16:31 Caller He says like an ecstasy, but it's like a vitamin, I guess.

1:16:34 Adam All right. This guy's just a jackass. This guy's an idiot. Why are you with this guy?

1:16:42 Caller Because, I mean, he's a good person. I don't know.

1:16:44 Adam He is? Why is he taking Herbal V and blaming you for his penis?

1:16:48 Caller He wanted to try it.

1:16:50 Adam Okay. Listen, you tell him he has to work out his penis problem. It has nothing to do with compatibility. Right. You know, I mean, this guy has an orgasm inside of one minute and then blames you because, well, you're just not compatible.

1:17:05 Drew Yeah, please.

1:17:06 Adam But I could grab this guy's Johnson with an oven mitt and he'd probably come in 30 seconds. Write that down, Drew. Give me an oven mitt and reach around. Full release oven mitt and we call it. Yeah, this guy's an idiot. And I don't know why you're attracted to him. I really don't. Are you desperate?

1:17:25 Caller No.

1:17:26 Drew Nipple piercing?

1:17:27 Caller No.

1:17:28 Adam No. Okay. Can you think you could get a decent guy?

1:17:31 Caller Yeah, but I keep trying.

1:17:33 Caller I struggle in this.

1:17:35 Drew But you chose an alcoholic. Why is that?

1:17:37 Caller Huh?

1:17:37 Drew Why do you choose alcoholics?

1:17:40 Caller I don't know. I like to drink myself too.

1:17:45 Adam Is your dad a boozer?

1:17:46 Caller Yeah.

1:17:47 Drew Of course. Why do you have to go, I don't know. Let me think. Oh, I can't figure it out.

1:17:54 Adam Drew, you're worse than I am.

1:17:55 Drew How dare you. Of course.

1:17:57 Adam Okay. All right. Listen, look into all this stuff.

1:18:00 Drew Go to Al-Anon or Alateen. Seriously, you need to get some recovery going here. Really step back from who you are in relationships because you've become now the caretaker of alcoholics and that is not what you need to be right now. Okay?

1:18:12 Caller All right.

1:18:14 Drew Your attraction is built on that right now. You know what? I want to write a book about attraction because no one has done that. Think about it.

1:18:21 Adam I don't know. Have they? I don't read, Drew. As you know, I feel it poisons the mind.

1:18:25 Drew There really is no sort of easy manual to help people understand how attraction and arousal works because I don't think people really believe it if they.

1:18:34 Adam Well, listen, here's how attraction works. For guys, it's based on what the chick looks like. For girls, it's based on several thousand elements, mostly relating to daddy and a little bit to mommy and the whole upbringing and everything.

1:18:51 Drew Even though we get a share of guys who are caretakers, who are busy taking care of alcohol moms and dads, and they have the relationships with the alcoholics.

1:19:01 Adam Yes, they find them, but they would not discard an attractive sober woman to get to an alcoholic.

1:19:11 Drew But that's true, but they wouldn't probably sustain a relationship with her.

1:19:16 Adam Right, but that'd probably be more their choice, the woman's choice than theirs.

1:19:20 Drew Yeah, it doesn't fit either way.

1:19:21 Adam Yeah, you show me a guy's gonna take a real Foxy chick. And I'm talking about, you know, not some guy who's in a band or something, whether there's some guy who's just working a regular job, he's got himself a Foxy girlfriend, he's not going anywhere.

1:19:34 Drew All right, this is John 18. John?

1:19:37 Caller Yeah.

1:19:37 Guest Hey, what's going on?

1:19:40 Caller I've been having sex with my girlfriend for about two months now, and first time I ever used a condom, and about two out of three times, it breaks.

1:19:49 Adam You got to get a new one.

1:19:51 Drew What kind of condom?

1:19:51 Adam You can't just keep patching that one back together.

1:19:53 Drew What kind are you using?

1:19:55 Caller I've tried all different brands, it doesn't matter.

1:19:57 Drew Well, you've only had them break twice, right?

1:20:00 Caller No, like two out of three times that I have sex with her.

1:20:02 Drew How many times has it actually broken?

1:20:05 Caller More than I can count. Like I said, like two out of three times that are-

1:20:09 Drew Is there an anatomy problem, a size problem?

1:20:13 Caller I don't know. I mean, it's kind of tight, but it's not like cutting out circulation or anything.

1:20:19 Drew Are you guys extra vigorous in what you're doing?

1:20:21 Caller Um, not really, I mean.

1:20:25 Adam Good times. You guys extra vigorous? Uh, not really, no. Well, all right, so why would the condom keep breaking if your penis isn't gigantic, if you're using different brands, and if you're not going at it in a vigorous fashion? That's the question.

1:20:48 Drew And you're not, it's not like you're storing them in your wallet or your glove compartment or something. That's when you're using new condoms. What's the issue here?

1:20:55 Caller She even got some from, when she went to the doctor, she got on the pill.

1:20:58 Drew Does she lubricate normally?

1:21:01 Caller Yes.

1:21:01 Drew Do you have a piercing or something in?

1:21:03 Caller No, I don't. She doesn't either.

1:21:05 Adam Hmm.

1:21:07 Caller I couldn't understand it. I mean, it just happened today again.

1:21:11 Adam Do you ever use a pumice as douche?

1:21:16 Drew Consult the Ouija Board, Adam.

1:21:18 Adam Yeah. Listen, I have no idea. I would say this could be a bad luck. No. Well, listen, this probably happened five times to them. And condoms do break. And here's what you need to do. Go out and get yourself, once try getting the Magnum ones. You'll look cooler. The ones that are a little bit bigger, try those ones out. Maybe those will do.

1:21:44 Drew You're not using like a petroleum-based lubricant, are you?

1:21:46 Adam No.

1:21:50 Drew All right. We're not helpful.

1:21:52 Adam No, we're not. But I don't know what to say. I would also say, Drew, shouldn't he buy, does price make a difference? Should he buy the more expensive brand of condom?

1:22:02 Drew I don't know that. I don't know that. Hey, I was calling through some of these comments in the news message boards. Finally, a good question here. Adam Drew, what's your favorite Woody Allen film?

1:22:14 Adam Oh, wow. Really, they put that on there.

1:22:17 Drew Yeah.

1:22:19 Adam I would have to go.

1:22:21 Drew Come on, you go with me on this one.

1:22:22 Adam No, I know what you're saying, but I just watched this film like two weeks ago.

1:22:26 Drew You're going to go Crimes and Misdemeanors.

1:22:28 Adam I enjoyed it, but I'm going Crimes and Misdemeanors.

1:22:30 Drew I'm going Love and Death all the way.

1:22:32 Adam All right. I like Love and Death too, but Crimes and Misdemeanors.

1:22:37 Drew Should we take a break?

1:22:41 Adam Hey, good times. Good times. Good times.

1:23:23 Drew Welcome back to Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. Adam is here somewhere. His favorite Woody Allen film is Crimes and Misdemeanors. Mine is Love and Death. No. Do you need to call an ambulance?

1:23:35 Hey.

1:23:37 Drew Yeah. Good times. This is David.

1:23:39 Adam Good times.

1:23:40 Drew All right. David.

1:23:41 Adam David.

1:23:41 Caller Hi. This is David.

1:23:43 Drew Hi, Dave. What's going on?

1:23:44 Caller I'm fine. I just want to say I love you guys' show. I think it's really great, and you guys gave out a lot of good answers.

1:23:50 Drew Oh, you know what? I'm going up to San Francisco for the BFD on Friday. I didn't mention that. Oh, yeah? Oh, you are? Yeah.

1:23:57 Caller I'm from LA., so.

1:23:59 Drew What's that, Adam?

1:23:59 Caller I'm from LA.

1:24:00 Drew No, no, Adam. Why is that?

1:24:02 Adam I didn't know that.

1:24:04 Caller Okay. My question is, me and my girlfriend, we've been together for about like, say, like about three and a half years, and for the past six months, like while we have sex, she ends up bleeding. It's not a lot or nothing, but it ends up happening, and she's already gone to the doctor, and they said, it's just, they really can't find anything, and I was wondering if you can give me a second opinion.

1:24:26 Drew It's very common for some women to have bleeding from sex.

1:24:30 Caller Okay. So that's just regular?

1:24:32 Drew Yep. It's common and normal. Okay?

1:24:34 Adam They can't find anything.

1:24:35 Drew That's right. This is Scott23.

1:24:37 Caller Scott?

1:24:38 Caller Yes. I was molested when I was five by my cousin. He is married now and has a daughter about six or seven. Okay. His wife has leukemia. She's getting a bone marrow transplant here in the next couple of months. And I think that's like what a 50-50 chance of living or dying.

1:24:59 Drew Well, maybe we'll hire that, but still it's a very serious procedure.

1:25:02 Adam Yeah. Scott, to be honest, it's more like a 60-60 chance.

1:25:08 Caller Okay. So what should I do? Should I let someone know that he has done this before?

1:25:15 Adam Well, how old was he when he did this to you?

1:25:18 Caller He's about five years older than me, probably.

1:25:20 Drew Ten?

1:25:22 Caller Well, probably about seven years older than me, I guess.

1:25:25 Adam Okay. So he was 12 when you were five.

1:25:28 Caller Yeah. But it went on for longer than, it was more than just one time.

1:25:32 Adam It went on for some years?

1:25:34 Caller Yes.

1:25:35 Drew Who do you want to tell? Who do you want to tell?

1:25:38 Caller Well, I don't want to say anything to him, but I just want to make sure his daughter is not going to have this happen to her.

1:25:45 Adam So how long, well hold on a second, how long did this go on with you and him?

1:25:51 Caller Probably two or three years, four maybe.

1:25:54 Adam So he was 15, 16 at least in still doing this?

1:25:59 Caller Yeah.

1:26:00 Adam Okay. So this guy has some serious issues? Yeah.

1:26:04 Caller Yeah. He did it to another cousin, well two other cousins.

1:26:07 Drew I'm glad you finally arrived at that conclusion.

1:26:09 Adam Well, listen, hold on a second there, Scott. Let me speak the wise ass for a second. He said his cousin molested him when he was five. If he was going to tell me his cousin was seven and he was five and he did it once, I was going to say, all right, no big deal. I mean, let's not call the cops. Or if he was going to tell me, I was hoping they were close in age.

1:26:33 Drew Yeah.

1:26:33 Adam You know what I mean? Or that it happened one time and never happened again. But now there's some real cause for concern here is what I'm saying.

1:26:42 Drew So you might call Child Protective Services.

1:26:45 Caller Okay. He did it to two other cousins of mine, one a girl and one a guy.

1:26:50 Adam Yeah.

1:26:50 Drew You got to call Child Protective Services.

1:26:52 Adam What's up with his dad? Whose brother is or whose sister, whose side is it?

1:27:01 Caller What do you mean whose side is it? It's on my mom's side. It's his mom and my mom are sisters.

1:27:09 Adam Let's see.

1:27:10 Caller To his dad. His dad was dead at this point.

1:27:14 Caller Oh, boy.

1:27:15 Adam I wonder, how's grandpa on that side of the family?

1:27:20 Caller Well, my grandpa, he was dead before I was born, and also he had lost an older brother too.

1:27:27 Drew Where are we going with this, Adam? Adam, you're loaded. You are just loaded. Now you're asleep. Let me take control here.

1:27:32 Adam Whose voice is that? Is that the stewardess? Listen, I need another Bloody Mary, honey.

1:27:37 Drew Where's my entree?

1:27:39 Adam Where's my goddamn halibut?

1:27:41 Drew Salmon.

1:27:42 Adam Salmon. Listen, here's all I'm saying. I'm trying to figure out what got done to this guy that turned him into such a mess, and this guy's running roughshod over the entire family.

1:27:51 Drew Let's stay focused on the question of hand, which is how to protect the kids of this man. These kids now are under his domain exclusively. The wife has leukemia. There's no one to supervise this. I suggest you call Child Protective Services and see to what extent, what sort of remedies there are out there, whether there are any, because there may be none, and it may be really about rallying support within your family. And that could be pretty stressful and difficult, but you gotta get other adults involved who have an opportunity to come in here and protect these kids. Cora, 21.

1:28:19 Adam Sorry you have to do this there, Scott. Uh-oh.

1:28:23 Guest I have a small voice, but I'm really 21.

1:28:26 Caller Alright.

1:28:28 Guest Well, I told my boyfriend just recently that when I was in high school, I was a freshman, and I masturbated this dog that came into my sister's female dog, but I felt sorry for it, because it was trying to have sex with her, but she was like four times bigger than it.

1:28:48 Drew Well, wait a minute. I did not follow that. Adams, did you follow? You're drunk. Can you follow?

1:28:55 Adam I'm drunk, and I blacked out halfway into the call, but I came back, and here's what I think it was. A dog, when she was in high school, when Laura was in high school, a dog was trying to have sex with another dog, a female dog, but the female dog was too big, and the poor male dog couldn't do anything, so Laura, being the pet lover that she is, yanked the dog off. Yeah.

1:29:20 Drew I see.

1:29:22 Adam Is that true, Laura? Yeah, who's drunk now?

1:29:24 Drew She's compassionate for the male plight.

1:29:26 Adam Yeah, she's the Betty White of her generation.

1:29:30 Guest Well, my boyfriend, when I told him this, he told me that I was practically a rapist or a child molester, and he took my four pet ferrets away, and now he won't talk to me.

1:29:41 Drew Your ferrets?

1:29:42 Guest They're like...

1:29:44 Adam I know what ferrets are. Yeah. They're illegal, aren't they?

1:29:48 Guest In California.

1:29:50 Adam Oh, I see. Where are you calling from?

1:29:51 Caller Mexico.

1:29:53 Adam New Mexico.

1:29:54 Guest Yep.

1:29:55 Adam I thought you said Mexico for some reason. And, well, you know, that's a weird thing. It's like ferrets are illegal in California, but they're fine everywhere else. I don't know. All right, Drew, you know what a ferret is?

1:30:07 Drew Kind of.

1:30:08 Adam It's a weasel.

1:30:09 Drew Okay.

1:30:09 Adam The Beast Master had a ferret. Right. You don't remember that.

1:30:14 Drew He had two of them.

1:30:15 Adam He was that leather gay guy who traveled around with a tiger and a ferret. And they did something through rocks at bad people. I can't remember that show. But here's the point. Why do you have four ferrets, by the way? What happened to you, Laura?

1:30:32 Guest I'm screwed up. I can admit that.

1:30:36 Adam Did you really give the dog a handy? Yeah.

1:30:39 Guest I'm really sorry, but I was really grossed out afterwards.

1:30:42 Adam Did the dog achieve an orgasm?

1:30:46 Guest I don't know much about dog physiology, but it was very gooey.

1:30:52 Caller Oh, my God.

1:30:53 Adam Okay, hold on. Let me just do a little jizz math there. Not a veterinarian. Not a veterinarian, Laura? No, no.

1:31:02 Drew Okay. She must be, Adam. Come on.

1:31:04 Adam No, no, no.

1:31:04 Caller She says she's not.

1:31:05 Drew Now I don't believe her.

1:31:06 Adam She's a layman, but felt some goo coming out of the penis after stroking it for a length of time. So I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say that the dog actually had an orgasm.

1:31:18 Guest Well, it seemed pretty happy anyway, and it came back later to the yard, so.

1:31:22 Adam I see. I see. Oh, boy. Hey, Drew, let me talk to you for a second. Put Laura on hold.

1:31:29 Drew Cora.

1:31:30 Adam Cora. Sorry. You know, as a guy, you meet a chick and you're thinking, hey, this could be something. Maybe she's the one. And then there's always that point where they drop that bomb.

1:31:42 Drew Yeah.

1:31:43 Adam Whatever it is. Turns out they slept with a good buddy of yours.

1:31:46 Drew Right.

1:31:47 Adam Turns out their dad was doing some kind of ritualistic sex act to him in the basement for a few years or that they yank the neighbor's dog off or something. This is one of those stories where you just start wilting as a boyfriend halfway into it. And you wish there's like a part of you that wants to yell, stop, stop, just stop, just don't say anything. Please, let's just make love and we'll go to the beach. No more talking.

1:32:13 Drew Let me just look at you.

1:32:15 Adam Yeah. Baby, don't talk right now. Let me just look at you. Yeah. Well, you know, here's the deal. That's what you call a deal breaker for a lot of guys. And this guy may be right. I mean, he sends, you know, where there's smoke, there's fire. Yeah. Let's just talk to Cora real quick here. Let's find out what's wrong with her.

1:32:33 Caller Cora.

1:32:35 Adam Yeah. Wait, did you get molested?

1:32:38 Guest Um, well, yes, but that wasn't why I was.

1:32:43 Adam I know. But you have that you have that little girl voice. And that always means molestation.

1:32:48 Guest Yeah. I've listened to you guys say that a lot.

1:32:51 Adam Yeah. What happened? How old were you?

1:32:53 Guest Um, well, I don't remember when it first happened, but I know it was when I was extremely young, when my grandfather was taking care of me.

1:33:02 Drew Oh, boy.

1:33:03 Adam Oh, good times. And is he dead now?

1:33:06 Guest No, he's on his way.

1:33:08 Adam Oh, that's good. So he'll be dead soon?

1:33:10 Guest Hopefully.

1:33:11 Adam Oh, good. Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah. I hope he goes early. I hope someone shoots him 10 minutes before he actually dies of natural causes. What's he have? Some kind of cancer?

1:33:22 Guest No, he just, like, eats rotting food and won't take care of himself.

1:33:27 Adam Okay, good. Well, let's hope he dies soon. Hey, yeah, Cora, you got to look into all this stuff. We're not going to really get into the part about you giving Rover the reach-around. See, that's good alliteration there.

1:33:39 Drew Rover reach-around.

1:33:40 Adam Yeah, that's good radio. But you really got to look into Grandpa molesting you. That's an issue.

1:33:46 Yeah.

1:33:47 Adam All right?

1:33:48 All right.

1:33:49 Adam And I don't know that you're fit to take care of ferrets at this point in your life.

1:33:53 Drew This is Joni. She's 22. Joni? Hi.

1:33:57 Guest I say I'm 17, but I'm sorry.

1:34:01 Drew All right. What's going on?

1:34:03 Guest Well, I'm having a lot of problems and stuff. Well, right now, I'm calling from my group home, so I snuck the phone.

1:34:09 Drew Wow.

1:34:09 Guest And I said I was 22 because I was thinking about what I was going to tell the cops today if I ran away. But I'm just, I'm really stressed out because I really want to help my family because I've been at a foster home for 14 years. But it was really messed up. And I feel like a lot of it's my fault, you know, and that I'm going to be like really messed up, too, because I just got out of the life of like drugs and everything because I've been really depressed and everything.

1:34:37 Drew All right, Joanie, here's a couple of just simple words of advice. Stay focused on your recovery. It's not your fault that your family's messed up, nor is it your responsibility. You're not going to be able to rescue them. It's very painful to accept who they are in reality, but that's reality. In the meantime, all you can do and the only thing you can change is what goes on in you, and you need to stay connected with the program.

1:35:02 Guest But the only thing is now that I'm gone from there, there's no one to take care of them right now.

1:35:07 Drew That's not your responsibility. You're the child, you're not the caretaker.

1:35:12 Adam Yes. Please take care of yourself. The best thing you could do for them is get your own ass together.

1:35:18 Drew Absolutely.

1:35:19 Adam That would be the greatest burden relief for them.

1:35:22 Drew You can come back and support them if you actually get a job and become functional in society, but that's going to take some work. We got to go to break. Adam, you're almost done. You're almost there.

1:35:32 Adam No, I'm done now. You're saying bye. I got to go throw up. Actually, I'm masturbating.

1:35:37 Drew I'm throwing up.

1:35:38 Adam It's been a day and a half.

1:35:39 Drew Since you masturbated?

1:35:41 Adam Yeah.

1:35:41 Drew Oh, my God.

1:35:42 Adam Yeah, bad time.

1:35:43 Drew You didn't emit in the plane or anything?

1:35:45 Adam Not counting the one on the plane. Yeah, it's been a day and a half.

1:35:48 Drew All right, enjoy.

1:35:55 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:36:25 Drew And that brings another Loveline to a close. I've sent the Vice Squad out to pick up Mr. Corolla there in Manhattan, and hopefully, he won't put up too much of a fight. You know, a few hours in the holding tank, we'll might help him out a little bit, make him sort of identify some consequences from his behaviors, which God knows have been hard enough to bring to bear. Again, I'm Dr. Drew, that was Adam Corolla. Tomorrow night, it will again be just the two of us, and we'll be from New York, and I'll be, oh no, I'm sorry, do we have, tomorrow night, the former pimp? Thursday night, we have a very interesting gentleman coming in here who had been a pimp at one time and described what that life is all about. Gave us a chance to sort of pick his brain a little bit, but tomorrow night, it'll just be the two of us, and until then, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo. Sit your moist ass down. Well now.

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