Episode 1000754887185

6:20 Voiceover Get It On, Loveline, coast to coast.

6:23 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, tax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we have the pleasure of having one of the Insane Clown Posse members in here, Violent J. Shaggy, who normally accompanies him is having his face re-broken and having a little work done.

6:50 Insane Clown Posse That's right, he's correcting his... his face was perfect. A mere mishap took place in Milwaukee at a JCW wrestling event where he broke his face and now he's getting his face restructured back to perfection.

7:03 Drew It's called a Lafort fracture.

7:05 Insane Clown Posse Lafort?

7:05 Adam That's where a guy farts on you and you break it? What breaks?

7:10 Drew All the facial bones.

7:11 Adam The facial bones? The entire face.

7:12 Drew Yeah, the face crushes.

7:13 Adam Listen, is your face sort of like...

7:16 Drew Give me the skull. Give me the bone.

7:17 Adam No. I don't want to look at any more stuff. What I'm saying, though, is it's kind of like bridges going from one side to the other and up and down in a way, isn't it?

7:27 Drew Well, the zygoma is a brick bridge, but in here there's big caverns with all kinds of stuff in it.

7:32 Adam Right. Now, he had that broken. How many months ago?

7:36 Insane Clown Posse It was about four months ago. When he'd take a hit of his cigarette, if you will, he would take a hit of these cigarette and when he breathed it out through his nose, one line of smoke would shoot up and the other line would shoot down. That's when we knew things were very bad with his face. You know what I mean?

7:54 Drew Some came out of his eyes.

7:55 Insane Clown Posse We didn't know exactly that he looked different because of the clown makeup. We never noticed it. Right. But once we saw the cigarette smoke shooting in two different directions out of his nose, we knew that he had not been healed correctly in the facial area.

8:09 Drew Oh, the tears of a clown. I'm kind of hoping these guys smoke a lot more pot.

8:13 Adam Yeah, it mellows them out.

8:15 Drew Yeah. Excuse me. Cigarettes.

8:18 Adam So, he had this broken and he didn't have time to correct it through surgery or anything because he had to move on with the tour and now you have a little pause and it's time to go back.

8:28 Insane Clown Posse We have actually six days off.

8:30 Adam Right.

8:30 Insane Clown Posse Which is plenty for us. That's the biggest vacation we've had in about seven years.

8:34 Adam Wow.

8:35 Insane Clown Posse So, six days off. He is now under the knife. He is receiving reconstructive surgery by the world's greatest surgeons. They flew in Dr. You may be familiar with these doctors. There is Dr. Orton who flew in from Germany. There is Dr. Spagnola who flew in from France. Stop me if you've heard of any of these great facial surgeons. They're all working to reconstruct his face with robotic mechanisms, by the way.

9:03 Adam Yeah, I'm picturing that. I'm hearing the six million dollar man theme in the background.

9:07 Insane Clown Posse Well, he will have what is known as a heat-sensoring eye where he can see like, he can see animals at night. They got him in the new Cadillac, you know, the heat sensor, the night vision, if you will, or if you won't, it's still there. He's got night vision in his left eye. All of this, I can't really discuss because it hasn't been made public yet.

9:27 Drew Because the government's working over these things.

9:29 Adam Let me tell you something, if I ever needed surgery, I would want to fly the doctor in, even if I was at the best hospital in the world.

9:36 Drew Yeah, in fact, you'd fly out of town to fly the doctor over there.

9:39 Adam I would, no, I would insist that he got on a helicopter, circled the hell and land back again, so I could say I flew in the best doctor, the best money could buy.

9:50 Insane Clown Posse But as for the show, just to let you guys know, out of Shaggy and myself, I am a bit nervous, because I usually have Shaggy by my side, rubbing my thigh at this moment. But without Shaggy here, it's quite okay, because I am the more sexually active, sexually active member of the Insane Clown Posse. In other words, I have sex with probably two, three, four times the women that Shaggy has sex with. If Shaggy does in fact have sex with women, there's heavy speculation that it's men.

10:19 Drew Concern is though, Jay is pretty quiet, and so we didn't make sure he can carry the show tonight. I talked to him before the show, and he was telling me about how much he's having sex.

10:26 Adam We'll see if we can coax him out of his shell.

10:28 Insane Clown Posse I have been having a lot of sex, and I asked him, preparing myself for the show.

10:32 Drew To wear the mask when you're doing it? Oh, no, just the clown makeup.

10:35 Insane Clown Posse No, see, the mask is like, you know, I came out of my hibernation hotel to do the show with you guys. I wore the mask, you know, but normally I'm in the clown makeup, which I have sex with, and it fulfills many fantasies, you know what I mean, for these women to see makeup. As a matter of fact, I go as far as to say about 80% of the women probably wouldn't be having sex with me if I didn't have the makeup on.

10:58 Drew Or for a 280 clown, a 280 wrestling clown.

11:00 Adam You weren't a band. Yeah, I'm speaking of 280, you look like you bulked up a little bit.

11:05 Insane Clown Posse Oh, yeah, that's strictly muscular.

11:06 Adam No, I don't mean that in a bad way. I'm talking about on steroids or something like that.

11:11 Insane Clown Posse Well, I'm going to go ahead and leave that one alone.

11:13 Adam But what are you coming in at?

11:16 Insane Clown Posse What I will say is, I'm a rough 280 of solid. Would you like me to take my shirt off?

11:22 Adam No, you're solid.

11:23 Insane Clown Posse Okay, I will be happy to peel up out of my shirt and show you.

11:25 Adam Your pants would be nice.

11:26 Insane Clown Posse What might appear to be sort of loopy, lumpy skin tissue is in fact solid.

11:32 Adam No, I've said this about my partner, Jimmy Kimmel, many times, that he is a rippling 180 pounds of muscle. Unfortunately, he weighs 215. You see, that's the problem. It's the extra 45 pounds sitting, 35 pounds sitting on the 180 rippling muscle.

11:50 Insane Clown Posse Not only am I a musician, though, I'm a professional wrestler. I take my health very seriously. You can tell by my outstanding body that I take my health very seriously.

12:00 Adam Your body is a temple.

12:01 Insane Clown Posse It is a temple that I worship and I live in it and I will be in it for quite some time, so I take it seriously.

12:06 Drew And right on.

12:07 Adam And right on. Yes, screw it, it's more dripping.

12:08 Insane Clown Posse I'm sure you want to be, I could take the shirt off.

12:10 Adam It would make you guys more comfortable. Let me give some plugs here, by the way. The Insane Clown Posse has two CDs, right, coming out?

12:16 Insane Clown Posse Two separate albums.

12:18 Adam Right. Coming out on Halloween.

12:20 Insane Clown Posse On Halloween, the day the world celebrates the dead.

12:23 Adam Both called the Bizarre.

12:25 Insane Clown Posse One is spelt B-I-Z-Z-A-R. The other one is spelt B-I-Z-A-A-R.

12:29 Adam Right.

12:30 Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bizarre.

12:31 Adam One is red and one is blue, essentially. And it's got some 3D stuff going on. So, yes, Drew.

12:38 Drew Speaking of blue, I saw your car in blue today.

12:40 Adam No, you didn't.

12:41 Drew Yes, I did. No, I mean, I'm sorry, the two-seater.

12:44 Adam Yes.

12:44 Drew And that's your car.

12:45 Insane Clown Posse Maybe this whole conversation could take place in our commercial break. Get back to the plug on the album. Thank you.

12:51 Adam Yes, the album is coming out on, like I said, or like Violent J said, on Halloween. And there's going to be some in-stores where we can find the guys doing some signing too. But let's talk to James.

13:01 Insane Clown Posse This album is pure masterpiece. Just let me say that. Let's get to the questions. But damn it, buy the album. It's coming out on Halloween. All right, first question. How's your nipples?

13:09 Drew James.

13:10 Insane Clown Posse Yeah.

13:11 Adam What's going on, James?

13:12 Yeah, I just wanted to know, hey, James, what's up?

13:15 What's up?

13:16 Not much. Is Bizarre Bazaar the sixth Joker card?

13:20 Insane Clown Posse Bizarre Bazaar is not the sixth Joker card. I'm sorry, James, that's his name, James, right?

13:24 Adam Yes.

13:25 Insane Clown Posse James, how's your nipples?

13:27 Well, I'm a guy, so I don't know.

13:29 Insane Clown Posse Guys have nipples, James. Yours might have not poked out yet, but they're on their way.

13:35 Adam All right.

13:35 Insane Clown Posse We're talking about the human body and sex, James. I mean, thank you. Bizarre Bazaar when it comes out Halloween. But if we can take the next caller, please. Concerns about your nipples, your scrotum, whatever. Let's get to this.

13:46 Adam Drew, let's see if we can take some nipple. Let's make it nipple night.

13:49 Tyler, hey, what's going on?

13:51 Adam You're 16. How are your nipples?

13:53 Caller They're doing all right.

13:54 Good.

13:55 Adam As Drew knows, I like a little nipple play. I'm not ashamed to admit that.

13:59 Hey, I just got to say one thing.

14:02 Caller That's right.

14:05 Insane Clown Posse You can smack Shaggy's face and break it. We'll never die.

14:08 Caller We'll never die.

14:10 Insane Clown Posse Even if my nipples caught syphilis in each one of them, I'd never die. Bazaar, Bazaar, Halloween. Because we just keep living. You guys don't remember this. I was on this show in 1997 when we got dropped by Disney. Everybody said, so you're the big one hit wonder. Do you remember every other call that came in was like, you guys are going to be forgotten next year. We're not forgotten. We're all up in that ass. And we're still here, aren't we?

14:37 Drew You know, I got a little resuscitation kit here. This guy's got a little low end.

14:40 Adam He put some paddles on him.

14:41 Insane Clown Posse Come on, you guys, give me props.

14:42 Caller I'm still here.

14:43 Insane Clown Posse We're not going anywhere. We're here for the chug-alos. I'm going to answer questions about your nipples.

14:49 Come on.

14:51 Caller We're still here.

14:52 Adam Jay, don't shoot your wads. It's a two-hour show, buddy. We're still in the first break.

14:57 Drew First break, seven minutes.

14:58 Insane Clown Posse Everybody give him a little silence for Shaggy. Thank you.

15:01 All right.

15:02 Adam Marla? Marla?

15:04 Hi.

15:06 I just thought I'd inform...

15:07 Adam Drew, hold on. See if we can get a quick rape question while Jay's on a roll. It's always funny.

15:11 Insane Clown Posse Sharla, where you molested as a child?

15:13 Drew Marla, what's going on?

15:15 I just thought I'd inform you and the listeners that Ralph Nader is for the legalization of marijuana and the decriminalization of victimless drug crimes.

15:24 Insane Clown Posse Fine. How's your clitoris?

15:27 Drew I had a discussion. I was on Politically Incorrect with him and I discussed this all with him. I knew he was on board with this, but he was afraid to bring it up. He felt that it was sort of political hot potato that he was being advised not to. So I'm glad to hear that he's standing by his principles.

15:40 Adam Really? He's my hero. All right, Marla. Oh, Jesus. You're 18 and Ralph Nader's your hero? Yes. How fat are you? Oh, come on. It's true.

15:48 Caller Come on.

15:49 Adam Are you a big gal, Marla? No. Seriously?

15:52 Drew You're fat. No.

15:54 Insane Clown Posse Marla, Marla, Marla.

15:55 I just happened to go to school and, you know, worship nice people.

15:59 Adam Okay, good.

16:00 Insane Clown Posse Do you finger-bang yourself, Marla?

16:01 Drew Marla, thanks for your call. We're saving you from Jay.

16:04 Insane Clown Posse I'm just trying to get into something. Bye.

16:05 Adam Bye. Thanks. All right. Come on. Let's get some sex calls for Jay. He's all hopped up. I'm scared he's going to jump on one of us.

16:11 Drew Sarah, get him something.

16:13 Adam Sarah, let's have some sex calls.

16:15 Please. Yeah.

16:18 Adam You're 16?

16:19 Caller Hey, how's it going?

16:20 Adam How's it going?

16:21 Caller I'm trying to talk to Jay.

16:22 Adam There he is.

16:23 Caller Hey, Jay. I was wondering what what's up with your guys new tour? Are you guys like, I mean, I saw Carmine King's and they said you're going to be touring with you guys next year.

16:33 Insane Clown Posse We've got a tour going out with a group. We're going out with Suicidal Tenecies. We're going out with, well, really, we're going out with Nashville Neddon, I will say, because I don't know if I can pronounce their last Nashville Posse.

16:47 Adam Right.

16:47 Insane Clown Posse The name of the group.

16:48 Adam Right.

16:49 Insane Clown Posse We're also going out with Confrontation Camp, which is Chuck D and Professor Griff's new band. And also we are talking with the Jim Rose Circus side.

16:56 Adam So, oh, oh, my God.

16:59 Insane Clown Posse What's the name of what's the caller's name?

17:00 Adam Danny.

17:01 Insane Clown Posse Danny, does your scrotum flake if you scratch it too often? No, no, it doesn't flake. OK, keep it moist and it shouldn't flake.

17:10 Caller OK.

17:10 Adam All right, Danny.

17:11 Caller Hey, hey.

17:12 Adam Yeah.

17:13 Caller Oh, I had a question real fast about DXM.

17:16 Drew Yeah.

17:17 Caller I wondered, like, what if there's any sexual effect on it?

17:21 Drew Don't know much about it. It keeps coming up. I've never seen anybody. I've not had much clinical experience of people being exposed to it. It comes up in discussions. Whenever I'm talking about ecstasy, people want to blame DXM for the... What's DXM? It's another sort of designer hallucinogenic.

17:34 Insane Clown Posse It's sort of like when you eat Chinese food, the MSG's make you tired. It's very similar to that, as Dr. Drew will tell you.

17:43 Drew I'm not clear what DXM is, frankly. I have no experience with it.

17:46 Insane Clown Posse I will tell you this, though. Dr. Drew is very similar sounding to Dr. Dre. And let's just hope when Suge Knight gets out of jail, he doesn't accidentally pick your name out of the phone book, right?

17:57 Adam Yeah, Drew's listed.

17:58 Insane Clown Posse I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

18:00 Adam Jennifer?

18:01 Hello?

18:01 Adam Hey.

18:02 Hi, what's up?

18:03 Adam Hey, you're 16.

18:04 Caller Yeah, hi. I've been listening to you guys for like a long time.

18:07 Adam Great. What's going on?

18:08 Caller Oh, my God. I love you guys so much.

18:10 Adam Thank you.

18:11 Caller So, I'm really nervous.

18:15 Insane Clown Posse Let's hear about those nipples. Come on, babe. Are they perky or do they sag already at 16?

18:21 Caller Oh, they're perky.

18:22 Insane Clown Posse Oh, they're perky. Okay, they should be till about roughly 25 maybe.

18:25 Adam Yes, enjoy those nipples.

18:26 Insane Clown Posse Until they start to drop.

18:27 Caller Oh, I love them. We play with them all the time.

18:31 Adam I think you added a little playtime for Jay tonight, by the way, with your playtime.

18:34 Insane Clown Posse Hey, I'd be happy to flick him inside out, whatever you'd like.

18:37 Caller I can lick him.

18:38 Adam All right, hey.

18:39 Insane Clown Posse Come on, you're 16. I got cases, pending as it is. Let's get to the question.

18:43 Caller All right, well, I've been like having like leakage for like about three months.

18:48 Insane Clown Posse You know, I'm gonna leave this one up to you guys.

18:49 Drew Where's the leakage from?

18:51 Caller Huh?

18:51 Drew Where's the leakage from?

18:52 Caller Like the nipple itself.

18:53 Drew Well, Jay might be into this.

18:55 Insane Clown Posse You know what?

18:56 Adam Jay, are you into that at all?

18:57 Insane Clown Posse Did you know that New York is playing New York this year? The World Series?

19:02 Adam Damn it, that's crazy, isn't it?

19:03 Insane Clown Posse I heard about that.

19:04 Caller I couldn't believe it, man.

19:07 Insane Clown Posse How about those leaky nipples? I'll tell you something right now about those nipples. What you want to do is you want to go ahead and twist them. All right, get yourself a ziplock, put it around the nipple, pull the ziplock, it's tight, you can't cut the circulation off.

19:21 Adam Very good, yeah.

19:21 Insane Clown Posse Have somebody flick it. If it makes a noise like you can hear, if it stiffens up, it should close the hole of the leakage and go ahead and go to sleep and let's forget we ever had this problem.

19:31 Adam All right. Would sealing the nipple work or would that be it?

19:36 Caller I don't know, my shirt gets wet.

19:38 Adam I see.

19:38 Drew Any chance you're pregnant?

19:40 Caller Yeah, maybe, I'm not sure.

19:42 Drew Okay, that would be a cause of this, all right.

19:44 Caller Yeah, but is this supposed to happen like that soon?

19:46 Drew It can. Are you on any medication?

19:49 Caller I was on Paxil.

19:50 Drew Paxil can do this?

19:51 Caller I was on birth control.

19:52 Drew Birth control? Kind of can do this, and thyroid problems can do this.

19:55 Insane Clown Posse I'm on both of them, and I have had no problems with my nipples leaking at all.

19:59 Drew But you should preoccupy with nipples, maybe.

20:02 Adam Jennifer?

20:02 Drew What's happening to them?

20:02 Caller Yeah.

20:04 Adam You're on Paxil, and you're on birth control. Why might you be pregnant if you're on birth control?

20:08 Caller I don't know, my boyfriend thinks he has super sperm.

20:12 Drew Meaning you missed some pills?

20:13 Caller Huh?

20:14 Drew Meaning you missed some pills? No, no.

20:17 Adam You're telling something about them. Listen, any guy who announces he has super sperm is almost, is always like borderline retarded and shouldn't have kids.

20:24 Insane Clown Posse Listen, I could have sex with your mom and I'd get you pregnant. That's how popular and powerful my sperms are.

20:29 This guy is sick.

20:30 Insane Clown Posse That's a whole other subject.

20:32 Adam So what should she do? Drew?

20:34 Drew She needs to see a doctor because she needs a thyroid check. Sometimes pituitary tumors can do this. There are other things that can do it.

20:39 Adam Yeah. Hey, Sarah, what's going on over there with the phone lines? What's happening? Anderson, you got a slide in there? I've been staring at the same two calls on the screen for the last 40 minutes.

20:51 Insane Clown Posse Well, it's a very, it's a very important subject.

20:54 Adam I've never seen this before.

20:54 Insane Clown Posse The wet nipples are something we need to discuss, I think, wholeheartedly, don't you guys?

20:58 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey. Hello? Hello. What's up? What's your name?

21:04 My name's Rebecca.

21:05 Caller How old are you?

21:06 I'm 18.

21:07 Adam What's your question?

21:09 Well, my question is, so often on the show, it seems like you guys talk about how if a girl's like having sex and stuff, that, you know, she must have some sort of history of molestation.

21:22 Drew No, no, that's not it at all.

21:24 Adam When were you raped, Rebecca?

21:25 Drew No, when somebody is acting out in a destructive way, we know there's a reason for it and we can usually find it.

21:31 Okay. But like, what would you characterize as a destructive kind of sex?

21:36 Adam When did your dad rape you? Thank you.

21:40 Drew Yeah.

21:40 Adam Well, no, here's what it is.

21:41 Insane Clown Posse Here's what it is, Rebecca.

21:44 Adam The Jim Rhodes sideshow sort of stuff. People call this show when they're talking about having orgies and banging away on their, they're engaged and they're having sex with their sister's boyfriend and stuff like that. They're doing destructive stuff and that usually means something's up. It's not the act of having sex.

22:02 Drew All right. It's destructive. It's destructive. It's doing it in ways that don't make her feel good. They're not an expression of intimacy. They're just sexual acting out, trying to manage feelings that she can't manage any other way.

22:14 So, somebody's having sex without intimacy?

22:16 Drew No. No. Using sex as a way of managing feelings.

22:19 Oh, okay. Okay.

22:21 Adam All right. Are you okay?

22:22 Yeah, I'm fine.

22:23 Adam You got a boyfriend?

22:25 No.

22:26 Insane Clown Posse In other words, there's nothing wrong with you having sex with your father. We don't find anything wrong with that here at the show.

22:31 That's good.

22:32 Adam What's up with you, Rebecca? Why no man?

22:36 Because I'm going to school and I have a job and my motto is to stay single for as long as I can.

22:42 Insane Clown Posse Or until you lose that extra 150, huh?

22:45 Caller All right.

22:46 Adam How dare you, Violent J.

22:48 Insane Clown Posse I got that figured out.

22:50 Adam All right. Rebecca, you're doing great. Okay. God bless you. Keep listening to the show, all right? All right. All right. All right.

22:57 Insane Clown Posse Look, hey, Sarah, look, I might be a little bit overweight myself, but I don't I don't particularly I don't know.

23:06 Adam You're not overweight. Well, I don't have say you're husky.

23:09 Insane Clown Posse I don't have that muscle. Large women because like two fat people having sex is like something that just shouldn't happen.

23:16 Drew I know you were ripped. You're not fat.

23:18 Insane Clown Posse No, did I say I was fat? I meant I'm fat ripped. You know, with a P-H-A-T. I'm fat muscular.

23:23 Adam Get hip to the lingo.

23:25 Drew I see.

23:25 Caller All right.

23:27 Drew How about this one?

23:27 Adam All right. Sarah?

23:29 Insane Clown Posse Leaky nipples.

23:30 Adam Yeah. Hey Anderson, start doing the phones over here or do something. Go ahead. Beth?

23:38 Yes.

23:38 Adam You're 30?

23:40 Caller Yes.

23:40 Caller What's up?

23:42 Caller I've been taking Xanax two milligrams a day for about seven years, six or seven years. And I, my doctor can't prescribe for me now because I have a different insurance.

23:54 Drew Oh boy.

23:56 Caller And I can't get an appointment right away with a new doctor and I'm about to run out of the pills.

24:01 Drew You've got to find a way to get more.

24:02 Adam Well, you stick them all once then, right?

24:05 Caller I've tried, I've called crisis lines and all kinds of things. I'm not having any luck and I've got two more days' worth of the pills and...

24:13 Drew What about your original doctor getting ahold of a drug company to see if they can get you some medicine on a compassionate basis?

24:19 Adam Does that work?

24:20 Drew The doctor you're leaving has a responsibility to cover you until you find a new doctor.

24:24 Adam Can't he give you samples?

24:25 Drew That's what I'm saying.

24:26 Caller No, it's not a question of the money. It's illegal for me to pay for myself to see him because I have a different insurance.

24:34 Drew Yeah, but he is responsible. It doesn't matter. He has a responsibility to cover you for prescriptions.

24:39 Adam Drew, what if she doesn't take her Xanax? What will happen?

24:41 Drew You'll have a seizure.

24:43 Adam Oh, really?

24:43 Drew Very likely.

24:44 Adam All right, so it's no big deal? Is two milligrams a lot?

24:47 Drew It's a modest dose and it can really be an awful withdrawal.

24:50 Adam Well, how about she starts getting off of it? It's been seven years. She's not taking that much.

24:55 Insane Clown Posse Well, what does this have to do with nipples? I mean, it's sexual.

24:59 Drew You could tape her down over six weeks or so, but you couldn't, you know, take a while. And you can manage a withdrawal, but again, you have to take more medicines to counteract the withdrawal.

25:09 Adam Why are you taking the Xanax?

25:11 Drew For panic attacks?

25:13 Adam I see. All right.

25:14 Drew Not a great medicine.

25:15 Adam Oh, geez. You'd have one. If you saw Violent J in that Mexican hoodie's one right now.

25:19 Insane Clown Posse Nobody knows more about panic attacks than yours truly.

25:22 Drew Really?

25:22 Insane Clown Posse Oh, yeah. Oh, I've got plenty of problems with panic attacks.

25:26 Adam Really?

25:26 Insane Clown Posse I've actually wound up in a special home twice, but I haven't been in one in like a year and a half. We talked about this last time on the show.

25:32 Adam Yeah, we did.

25:33 Insane Clown Posse Yeah, yeah. I'm flattered that you remember. Yeah. But I was very ill for panic attacks. My nipples were wet and everything. It was a horrible time in my life. But things are different now.

25:44 Adam Now you give everyone else a panic attack.

25:46 Insane Clown Posse Xanax, Zoloft, I take Xanax, Zoloft.

25:48 Drew How are you taking Zoloft?

25:49 Insane Clown Posse I take an entire box of Nyquil pills every night.

25:53 Drew Not good.

25:53 Insane Clown Posse I know. Terribly bad. But I can't without them. I can't go to sleep. And just now I've been hooked on Vicodins. And now I take about nine, eight or nine Vicodins throughout the day.

26:04 Adam That sounds healthy. It's just pragmatic. That's good. That's good sign. I mean, you're an athlete, right?

26:09 Insane Clown Posse Oh, tremendously.

26:10 Adam Seriously. How many, how many, how many? Are you, are you taking Xanax and all this stuff?

26:15 Insane Clown Posse I'm dead serious. I'm taking Zoloft.

26:17 Adam How much Xanax you taking?

26:19 Insane Clown Posse There's, it's, it's a, I don't know what the milligrams are, but I've been taking them ever since my first panic attack. I take Zoloft and Xanax.

26:27 Adam Is it working?

26:28 Insane Clown Posse Well, no.

26:30 Adam Well, you're not having panic attacks.

26:31 Insane Clown Posse No, but I mean, now that I know what a panic attack is, I don't think I'll ever have one again. To the point where I go to a mental asylum.

26:37 Adam What happened when you went to the mental asylum?

26:39 Insane Clown Posse I didn't know what a panic attack was. Imagine never even heard of what a panic attack was, and all of a sudden you can't breathe, and you're terrified, and you think everybody's trying to kill you. And you literally can't breathe, and you're sweating, and you don't know what it is. So I just wigged out, and I cut all my hair off, and I just totally freaked out.

26:59 Adam And who dragged you to the mental hospital?

27:01 Insane Clown Posse My brother dragged me home, and my mom dragged me into the mental asylum.

27:05 Adam I must have been in a tall order.

27:07 Insane Clown Posse Because I wouldn't answer, I thought it was a horrible time, man. It's hard to, you know, be, it's hard to be advice worthy. Is that the right word? It's hard to help these people with their wet nipples and discuss my panic attacks at the same time, because my panic attack was a horrible, horrible thing. And now I take the Zoloft, the Xanax, and a pack of Nyquil pills, and Vicodin, and about six Tylenol PMs every night.

27:32 Drew When you had the panic attack, were you coming off some other drugs or something?

27:35 Insane Clown Posse It just hit me out of nowhere. I was in the bus one night, and I woke up, and I was just like, it was just a horrible, horrible time.

27:41 Adam Drew, what does Tylenol PMs ruin his liver?

27:45 Drew The Tylenol can, but the Vicodin's got Tylenol too though.

27:48 Caller We're gonna go a little break.

27:49 Adam Violent J is here from the Insane Clown Posse. Drew, I want you to line J out during the break about what he can and can't take, what he can and can't mix, what he's doing to his liver, ways to get him to sleep, maybe to sleep.

28:01 Drew This thing is pretty.

28:02 Adam Maybe, it's not, maybe prescribe him something.

28:05 Insane Clown Posse The liver's been gone, yes.

28:06 Adam No, no, you need your liver. I know that. I'm no med student, but I know that. All right, we'll talk to Roxanne when we come back. She had a breast reduction. Means her nipples may have shrank, Jay. And she wants to know if they're gonna grow back after that.

28:27 Caller Loveline will be right back.

28:43 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

28:44 Drew This is Dr. Drew.

28:45 Adam And you're listening to Loveline on the Zone 105.

28:56 Caller Yay, kiddies, loveline.

28:59 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That's my good friend, Dr. Drew, over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Violent J is in here tonight from the Insane Clown Posse. Bizarre and Bizarre are both the names of the two new CDs which are coming out on Halloween.

29:14 Insane Clown Posse And I don't care what kind of music you like, you're gonna find something you like on that record. I'm trying to make our Juggalo army grow.

29:21 Drew I'm just thinking that Bizarre, and Bizarre pretty much describes the posse's experience here every time they come on.

29:26 Adam Yeah.

29:27 Insane Clown Posse Look at you guys, everybody else is listening, you might think I don't know about squirt nipples and all that, and I might not, you know, I don't know nothing about your, your nedding.

29:35 Drew Oh, maybe the sew-up made your nipples leak.

29:39 Insane Clown Posse Well, my nipples didn't actually leak, Dr. Drew. That was, them was jokes back when I was talking about the leaping nipples. Oh, sorry. But I will say this, when you, did you hear that?

29:51 Adam No.

29:51 Insane Clown Posse That wasn't my nipple, was it?

29:53 Caller It could have been.

29:54 Insane Clown Posse When you hear the music.

29:56 Caller Yeah.

29:57 Adam There it goes again.

29:58 Insane Clown Posse When you hear our music, you'll realize that I might not know about leaking nipples and rusty clitorises, but I do know about music because I am a musical genius.

30:08 Drew Should we hear some of the music?

30:09 Adam I think we should.

30:10 Drew Was that kind of an intro?

30:11 Adam Let's talk to Roxanne first because I said we're going to talk to her when we came back about her breast reduction and then we'll hear something from the Insane Clown Posse. Roxanne? Hi. Hey, you're 25. What's going on?

30:22 Caller Well, I was interested in getting a boob reduction because I'm kind of large.

30:28 Adam What are you? What are you coming in at?

30:30 Caller 36F.

30:32 Adam Nice. And how's the rest of you doing?

30:34 Insane Clown Posse 36F, 245 in fact. Wow.

30:38 Adam No.

30:39 Caller Actually, I am 5'1.

30:42 Caller Yeah.

30:43 Caller I weigh about 140 pounds. But I lift weights, so that's part of it.

30:48 Caller Yeah.

30:50 Caller All right.

30:51 Caller Hold on.

30:51 Adam Let me do some quick radio math here. 5'1, 140. Harry, come to the floor, bring around. Okay. 4'11.5, 153. Okay.

31:02 Drew Of ribs.

31:03 Adam That was the radio math. Okay, so you lift. Now, if you're sort of a stocky-built person in the first place, why are you lifting the weights?

31:11 Caller Well, because I don't...

31:13 Caller I kind of like being stocky.

31:15 Caller I don't want to be a rail. You know?

31:17 Adam Yeah, but...

31:18 Caller My boyfriend likes meat.

31:20 Adam He likes meat. Well, let him eat the meat and look at the weight models. Well, listen, I mean, here's all I'm saying. It just reminds me... Drew, remember we were talking the other night about our driver in Philadelphia? The guy was about 5'3, and he weighed 300 lbs. And we were asking him what kind of work... You know, he said he wanted to lose weight. What kind of workout he did. And he said, you know, squats, clean and jerk, a lot of powerlifting moves. And I was thinking, you're going to convert... You're going to go from an ice box into a freezer. You know, you're going to go from a fire hydrant into a jukebox. Like, guys that are 300 lbs. and 5'3, should just be running on a treadmill.

31:55 Drew Yeah, cardio.

31:55 Adam They shouldn't be doing the clean and jerk.

31:57 Drew Right. Shrinkage exercise.

31:59 Insane Clown Posse First of all, if she says she's 145, you got to realize she's at least 185. That you got to know that.

32:04 Adam No, it was 153 and she was shorter than 5'1. I did the radio math, Jay. Come on, pay attention now.

32:09 Insane Clown Posse Okay.

32:09 Adam Alright, number two, she just hung up, didn't she?

32:12 Insane Clown Posse Because I broke the bubble when I said to 185, fat ass!

32:16 Adam Alright, so now...

32:20 Insane Clown Posse Scared you, didn't I, fat ass?

32:22 Adam Alright, easy, easy.

32:23 Insane Clown Posse Take care of your own drippy nipples.

32:26 Adam Uh, what do you think about the breast reduction, Drew? She's 25 years old, she's a little short, she's a little bit stocky.

32:33 Drew There may be...

32:34 Adam She has a double F.

32:35 Drew Yeah, because breasts are predominantly fat, there may be a way to sort of redistribute throughout her body, do more cardio, see where that takes her.

32:41 Adam Alright, so she should do more cardio and then see about the breast. How about you just do one breast and see how it works out?

32:47 Drew She can do a breast extraction for the evening.

32:49 Yeah, what's up? Adam, Drew.

32:51 Adam Hey, you're 17, what's going on?

32:53 Caller Long time listener, first time caller. Let me say first off that, you know, I've been a fan for seven friggin years.

33:00 Adam Of us?

33:00 Caller Of you.

33:01 Adam Thank you.

33:02 Insane Clown Posse And Jay?

33:03 Caller I've been down since Malenko, brother.

33:05 Insane Clown Posse Alright!

33:06 Caller First show you did at the ho-

33:10 Adam Oh, use the F word. Alright. I'll tell you what, now it's a good time to hear a little something from the Insane Clown Posse. What song are we hearing, though?

33:20 Insane Clown Posse I have no idea. What are we listening to?

33:21 Adam You have no idea? Anderson? Let's go all the way?

33:24 Insane Clown Posse Okay, this is a remake from a classic 1980s one-hit wonders group.

33:28 Adam Right.

33:29 Insane Clown Posse Um, Red Fox and the Pimps, I think they were called. I can't remember.

33:34 Adam Yeah. I see you're a real student of music. You covered this song.

33:37 Insane Clown Posse My Fox? I don't know what they're called. Anyway, we remade it and made it dope. And this is me singing.

33:44 Adam And what this is called?

33:45 Insane Clown Posse This is called Let's Go All The Way. And it's about Shangri-La. It's about a Juggalo's heaven, you know? It's about the place where all Juggalos will one day reside. It's total no racism, no hatred, no battling. Hold on.

33:57 Adam Is a Juggalo a Jiggalo?

33:58 Insane Clown Posse No, a Juggalo is an open-minded individual.

34:01 Adam That's a Juggalo?

34:02 Insane Clown Posse Yes.

34:03 Adam I didn't know that.

34:04 Insane Clown Posse Well, it's not even in the Websters. It's something beyond Websters.

34:07 Adam Oh, I see. It's your Websters.

34:08 Insane Clown Posse That's right.

34:09 Adam I should have been hip to the Juggalo. All right, so let's hear it. What do you say?

34:12 Insane Clown Posse This is our heaven.

37:35 Caller Let's go all the way.

37:42 Adam Let's go all the way. That is from the same clown posse. Violent J is here tonight. Shaggy is having his face readjusted. That's fine. We got Violent J, and that's good enough for us. Bizarre and Bizarre, both spelled different ways, are the two CDs that are coming out on Halloween.

38:00 Insane Clown Posse And let's go all the way and get into some phone calls about some drippy nipples. Oh, yeah, that's the way I like them, nice and drippy.

38:09 Adam Thomas?

38:10 Yeah.

38:11 Adam Yeah, what's up?

38:12 I was wondering what connections Jay and ICP has with Cottonmouth Kings?

38:19 Insane Clown Posse Cottonmouth Kings are friends of ours. They, I used to be on the same label as a couple members of the band, and they are friends of ours, and that is the only connection.

38:30 All right.

38:31 Insane Clown Posse But, they are great. They are awesome in concert, and they are absolutely fabulous, and as far as I know, their nipples are fine.

38:42 How are your nipples doing, Jay?

38:43 Insane Clown Posse Mine are wet. We've already gone over this. If you pay attention to the damn show.

38:47 Drew Zoloft, this is Zoloft.

38:50 Adam I think the Cottonmouth Kings were in here two years ago. Year and a half ago?

38:54 Drew At least.

38:55 Adam At least, two years ago.

38:56 Insane Clown Posse They like to smoke a lot of marijuana, so I'm told.

38:59 Adam Really?

39:00 Insane Clown Posse That's the word on the streets.

39:02 Adam Well, they should come in. If you see them, tell them to come in here again. George?

39:05 Caller Hey.

39:06 Adam You're 18. What's going on?

39:08 Caller Yeah, well, I masturbate and I get a climax.

39:13 Adam I see. Hold on, hold on. Slow down. Slow down. Yeah, slow it all. Slow down. You're 18. You're male. Yeah. And you say you masturbate. Yeah.

39:22 Caller Huh.

39:23 Adam And then as you masturbate, something comes out of your penis? Yeah. It's not urine, semen?

39:28 Caller Yeah. Okay. All right.

39:29 Drew Adam, I'm not sure I learned about this medical stuff.

39:31 Adam I'm just trying to stay with him.

39:32 Drew This is bizarre.

39:33 Adam Oh, all right.

39:33 Drew Keep going. Bizarre. Keep going.

39:36 And then it shrinks, like really, really small.

39:38 Adam You mean when you're done?

39:39 Yeah.

39:40 Adam Hold on a second.

39:40 Drew Oh my God.

39:41 Adam Drew, grab, I need another scratch pad here. I filled this one up.

39:44 Drew Oh man, we got to get this kid.

39:46 Adam Hold on. Do you get an erection?

39:48 Caller Yeah.

39:49 Adam As you're masturbating?

39:50 Caller Yeah.

39:50 Drew Oh.

39:51 Insane Clown Posse Why? All right.

39:52 Drew That is my witness.

39:53 Adam Drew, in 25 years of medical professional, have you heard of it?

39:57 Drew Bizarre, bizarre.

39:58 Adam Bizarre, bizarre.

39:59 Insane Clown Posse This kid's a... It needs to be smacked in the mouth. Is that what you call to say?

40:04 Adam Yeah. Thanks, George.

40:06 Insane Clown Posse You... That's it? George, you're an ass. I can't say it.

40:09 Adam No, you can say it.

40:10 Insane Clown Posse George, can I say that? George, you are an asshole, George. Perhaps, perhaps... What did you share that with us, George? Are you masturbating right now? Was that your fetish you just now completed? You called him tools, you jacked off, you nut on your face and your dingly tricks.

40:26 Whoa!

40:27 Insane Clown Posse Oh, my God! Somebody hold the phones! I can't believe that! George, are you okay? When you nutted, did it hurt?

40:36 Caller Oh, my God!

40:37 Insane Clown Posse George, somebody get his parents on the phone!

40:40 Adam You know what I want? Speaking of parents, I was just having this fantasy about taking Violent J around with me to family functions and things like that, right?

40:49 Insane Clown Posse George just shared that with the world. Now, go to school tomorrow, George, and share it with your classmates. I'm sure they're happy to hear it, too. You called, you do the knuckle shuffle on your bump, and you bust a nut.

40:58 Caller Well, damn!

41:00 Insane Clown Posse That's quite an accomplishment, George! Why don't you curve your penis around and stick it in your anus and hump yourself, George?

41:10 Adam Very, very solid advice from Jake.

41:13 Insane Clown Posse It'll probably feel better than the fist, right? I mean, the nice, warm butthole?

41:17 Drew Thinking about Jake, you can't say anything. It's too scary.

41:19 Adam No, but you know what I'm saying? Wouldn't it be great to bring Jay around with you so he could do your bidding for you? I would like him to just keep my family alive.

41:26 Insane Clown Posse George Jaxoff, that was something that we really needed to hear.

41:30 Drew What would you tell him to say to your family? How would they go? Sit down, dinner? Pass the turkey, please.

41:34 Adam I'd give them a little prep on the ride in. You know, my mom, she didn't pay too much attention to me, smoke a little too much pot. She didn't cook enough. Jay, why don't you straighten her out?

41:45 Drew How do you know I might not turn on you, though?

41:46 Insane Clown Posse Come on, you guys. Come on, come on.

41:48 Adam I keep the Xanax. You guys can't...

41:50 Drew That's not respectable call.

41:52 Insane Clown Posse That was...

41:52 Adam Right. All right. Now, you're absolutely right. And thank you for yelling at a caller, because usually I'm the one who wastes all my energy yelling at callers all night. And thank God Jay's here to do it for me.

42:02 Insane Clown Posse I stroke my penis and I nudged it and then my dinging went sores. Oh, what kind of gorgeous is that? Well, George, you're a man for sharing that with us, George. You're a hell of a man, damn it. Come here, let me give you a pat on the back. Nice to share your feelings with. That's a real man, right? Let's just give a warm, give me a handshake and a hug, because we're men together. You jack off, I jack off, George. Damn it, you finally shared it with us. Thanks for opening up. Now open up your butthole and stick your dinging in it and get the hell out of here. Why don't you give me Yokozuna. Maybe figure four. Yokozuna died. He just died two days ago. That was the most undisrespectful.

42:42 Drew I'm sorry, who is he?

42:44 Insane Clown Posse Yokozuna. He died and he's making jokes about it.

42:47 Adam I didn't know he died.

42:47 Insane Clown Posse He died 700 pounds and he died and he's the nicest man in the world in here.

42:51 Drew 700 pounds?

42:52 Insane Clown Posse And Adam's gonna sit here and bust on him and talk about a fat knee.

42:56 Adam That was an homage. I said I was gonna give him a Yokozuna door here.

42:59 Insane Clown Posse His family's listening and now he's dead and they're not over it yet and you're making jokes about him on national radio. What the hell's going on?

43:05 Adam Drew, get the door.

43:06 Drew Yeah, I'm opening the door.

43:06 Adam All right, we're gonna take a little break.

43:08 Drew A little air here.

43:09 Adam Violent J.

43:10 Insane Clown Posse George, do it again and call us, you pansy.

43:14 Caller Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.

43:17 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

43:18 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

43:22 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

43:23 Drew This is Dr. Drew.

43:24 Adam And you're listening to Loveline on the Zone 105. Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, here's Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Violent J is here tonight from the Insane Clown Posse. Bizarre is the name of the CD, which is coming out on Halloween, and then Bizarre is also the name of the other CD that's coming out on Halloween. One is blue, one is red, they're spelled a little differently, that's how you can tell them apart. Here's a question I have. We're talking to Violent J about drug abuse, taking too many Tylenol, too many Nyquil caplets, and too many Vicodin, all this kind of stuff, but true, Violent J is a big guy.

44:12 Drew Right.

44:12 Adam All right. Now, we know that if a guy is getting near 300 pounds, he can drink a six-pack of beer and not have the same effect on an 85-pound Asian woman.

44:22 Drew Alcohol is evenly distributed in fat.

44:25 Adam It is.

44:25 Drew Yeah. Okay. These opiates aren't though.

44:28 Adam But what is the difference between a guy the size of J and a woman 125 pounds who takes the same size...

44:38 Drew Opiates?

44:39 Adam Yeah. It takes the same Vicodin pill.

44:41 Drew Opioids, I should say.

44:42 Insane Clown Posse Before you answer that, I'm going to say nothing because me and an 85-pound Asian woman are pretty much the same because neither one of us have any fat.

44:50 Adam Right.

44:52 Insane Clown Posse Let's just clear that up for the radio people that aren't seeing me.

44:55 Adam I'm not saying fat. It's all muscle.

44:58 Drew I mentioned fat and alcohol, but it's different at a certain point, but it depends where the drugs get distributed and how they're metabolized. And these drugs go directly to the brain. Right.

45:09 Adam So you're saying it's not a big difference.

45:10 Drew Not a big difference.

45:10 Adam But why does it seem like a 300-pound guy could handle it better than a 110-pound woman?

45:15 Drew I've seen skinny 120-pound guys much more resistant to opioids than... Oh, really?

45:20 Adam Yeah, the skinny junky types. Perfect. All right. Now, what about effects on the liver? We're talking about taking a handful of Tylenol every night.

45:28 Drew It's interesting that eight Tylenol could kill somebody. If I took eight Tylenol, I could be dead in three days. But the way people abuse opioids...

45:35 Adam Why don't you take nine and die tomorrow?

45:37 Drew No, thanks. It will take three days. Oh, I see.

45:40 Insane Clown Posse Why would it take three days?

45:42 Drew Because your liver has to become inflamed and shut down. It takes a while to shut down.

45:45 Insane Clown Posse Well, I take six a day.

45:46 Drew But you don't take them all at once. And the interesting thing about the way people use Vicodin... You don't?

45:50 Adam Oh, yeah, he does.

45:50 Insane Clown Posse Oh, boy. Yeah, every night. Right when I go to bed, I take six. I start typing something on the computer. Right when it kicks in, I go to sleep.

45:57 Adam The six Tylenol PM?

45:59 Insane Clown Posse Yeah.

45:59 Adam Okay.

46:00 Drew Six Tylenol PM. But the way people abuse Tylenol-containing products like Vicodin and Tylenol PM, I've never seen a case of significant liver damage from the Tylenol. It's as though the way people ramp up the use of those drugs, they give their liver enough time to adjust, develop the metabolic machinery to be able to metabolize off.

46:18 Adam Jay should up his dose?

46:20 Drew If you were suddenly to up it or double it, he could be in trouble.

46:22 Adam Right.

46:23 Drew But if you slowly upped it, I've seen people taking 100 Vicodin a day, no liver problem.

46:27 Adam Really?

46:27 Drew A hundred.

46:28 Adam A hundred?

46:29 Drew One hundred.

46:29 Adam Geez, could they spare a handful for me and Jay?

46:31 Insane Clown Posse I'd like to meet their supplier.

46:33 Adam Jesus Christ. Does Vicodin have Tylenol in it?

46:37 Drew Tons. That's the point.

46:39 Adam Oh, that's the point.

46:40 Drew Yeah.

46:40 Adam Oh, you shouldn't drink with the Vicodin. That's right. I think I forgot about that last time I took one.

46:44 Insane Clown Posse I don't drink, but the Night Will has liquor, alcohol in it.

46:46 Drew This guy was taking 100 Vicodin a day. I've seen many people taking 40 to 50, but the guy was taking 100 had sudden total deafness.

46:52 Adam Well, how do you take...

46:53 Insane Clown Posse Well, that would suck. His music's my only...

46:56 Adam Wait a minute. How do you take a hundred Vicodin a day?

46:59 Drew You take 10 at a time? 12, 14, yeah, at a time.

47:02 Insane Clown Posse You guys, we're talking about Vicodin and drug problems, and we're totally missing the point. A poor kid just called here and admitted to the world he jacks his penis off and nuts on his face. Let's get to the real subjects at hand, please.

47:15 Adam Chase Wright, it's time to refocus on Jack and nutbusting. Richie?

47:20 Caller Yeah, how you guys doing?

47:21 Adam You're 22. What's going on?

47:22 Caller Yeah, actually, I have two questions.

47:24 The first one, I was wondering what's the average... I'm 22, and I was wondering what's the average penis length for my age.

47:30 Drew 5.4 or something? 5.6?

47:33 Insane Clown Posse I'm not sure if you know that.

47:34 Adam It's...

47:35 Drew they get asked that all the time.

47:36 Adam That's flaccid. Erect, it's nine, I think nine and a quarter.

47:40 Caller No, I'm only about three, so it's...

47:43 Caller Oh!

47:44 Adam Oh, yeah.

47:45 Caller Is it done growing or...

47:46 Drew Three erect?

47:47 Yeah, is there a chance that it'll grow more?

47:49 Adam Who the hell was that?

47:50 Insane Clown Posse Did you just hear a woman laugh?

47:51 Adam Yeah, you may get another 30 second out of it in the next three years, but that's about it.

47:57 And then my second question was for Violent J, actually.

48:00 Adam Three inches?

48:01 Insane Clown Posse Hold on a minute, one more, hold on there, Richie.

48:04 Adam What's your nationality? Drew wants to know.

48:06 I'm Caucasian.

48:07 Adam Oh, really?

48:08 Insane Clown Posse Wow. Doctor, doctor...

48:10 Adam See, white guys do have small penises. Three inches erect?

48:13 Yeah.

48:14 Adam Yeah, do the girls mind?

48:15 On a good night, it can sometimes get to three and a half.

48:18 Insane Clown Posse I don't want to get into anybody's personal business, especially yours.

48:22 Drew I know that, J.

48:23 Insane Clown Posse How is it that you are familiar with the average size of a 22 year old man's penis?

48:28 Drew Well, the doctor.

48:29 Insane Clown Posse Well, I mean like that, yeah, but some things just don't, you know.

48:32 Drew Doesn't seem right, does it?

48:33 Insane Clown Posse No.

48:33 Adam Drew has seen thousands and thousands of feet of lineal feet of penii in his day. If you stacked all the penis that Drew has examined up ball to head, ball to head, ball to head, it would stretch all the way across North America and Canada. That's ball to head, right?

48:52 Caller Yeah.

48:52 Adam As a matter of fact, he instigated the whole penis is across America thing that kind of fell apart.

48:57 Drew If you go head to like Burdock, you go to Burma.

49:01 Caller Can I ask Violent J a question too?

49:04 Adam Richie, let me give you a quick tip. I suggest you start measuring your penis using the Adam Corolla measuring device, which is from, and a lot of people don't know how to correctly measure the penis, from the center of the anus, right?

49:19 Caller The very center of the anus to just beyond the tip.

49:22 I think that would make it a little more than average.

49:25 Caller Right, just a little past, go ahead and stick the end of the ruler right up your ass, right, just put it in the center of the anus to just be on it.

49:32 Drew Here's what's interesting about Richie. Richie is a well put together guy emotionally. He has a small penis.

49:40 Drew We have people calling with six inches of penis is obsessing about the size of the penis.

49:44 Insane Clown Posse Well, I think it's more interesting.

49:45 Drew It's not a big deal.

49:46 Insane Clown Posse Well, he's emotionally capable of handling that. That's pretty good. But the fact that he has a three inch penis is a little bit more interesting to me. What do you do with that little penis of yours?

49:55 Caller I mean, it's not the size that I guess that some girls say.

49:59 Drew You see?

49:59 Insane Clown Posse Well, when you put it in, if it doesn't go in deep enough, grab it by the shaft and just start slapping it back and forth on her neck and walls.

50:06 Caller So I try to force it in a little further.

50:09 Insane Clown Posse If she brings no enjoyment, if that doesn't get her any enjoyment, smack in the back of her head and put it in her butt, that should do it. Just start ramming it right in her butt, right in her butt. You like that? Now? Now give me some reaction. Right up your ass. Smack in the back of the head. Keep smacking her back of the head though. That's important.

50:26 Caller And just stick her in the ass.

50:29 Insane Clown Posse Stuff your balls in there too. Hump the hell out of her butt hole, man. That's what you got to do, Richie. Now what's your question?

50:36 Drew Does he need to wear clown makeup while he's doing that?

50:39 Insane Clown Posse Sure. It would help. I'm sure it will help a lot if she's like, well, your penis is so small. Say, oh, it's small, huh? Right up your ass. Now it's not so small, is it? Hump her butt hole. That's what you do.

50:50 Adam I just had this flash because I will talk to my grandmother tomorrow who listens to the show and she will say, who was that young man? Who was that young man who was on the show last time?

51:02 Insane Clown Posse Am I right, though? It should have a tremendous effect on her butt hole unless her butt hole's already blew out, like she's just taking cucumbers in her anus or something. Then you don't want to get with that girl anyway if her butt hole for some reason blew out. But if she's a regular girl with a nice, tight butt hole and she's making fun of your small little dingling, stick it right in her ass, now what's funny, right up your ass with my three inches, tuck your balls in there like I told you, and then at least give it some width with your balls in there too, you know what I mean? Just ram that anus out, smack her in the back of the head, I'm all right, don't back me out.

51:36 Adam Good sounding fight.

51:37 Insane Clown Posse Pull her hair right up your butt.

51:40 Drew I'm so proud of you, part of the show.

51:42 Adam Yeah, just use good common sense in the bedroom, I agree. I agree.

51:46 Insane Clown Posse Stick both thumbs in her butthole and stretch it out.

51:48 Adam Pragmatic. Stuff that seems obvious, not obvious to our callers, stuff good, solid, pragmatic, old school advice. You taking notes here?

51:55 Drew You got notes on this?

51:57 Adam Like put the thumb in the ass, ram the balls in the ass.

51:59 Caller Both thumbs, stretch it out and put your penis right in.

52:01 Drew I want to remember this.

52:02 Adam Stuff that people, you wouldn't think you'd have to impart to people, you have to tell them when they call the show.

52:08 Insane Clown Posse When you got your penis in the butthole, grab her netting hairs and use that as like a saddle and just pull it in.

52:12 Adam Taking a break.

52:13 Drew Taking a break now.

52:14 Adam We're going to take a little break. Drew, you go out to the trunk of the car, get the Xanax samples. I'll see if I can hold Jay down, you then massage his throat and drop those into his mouth and we'll be back after this.

52:25 Drew Alright.

52:26 Caller This is Adam Corolla.

52:31 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

52:35 Adam Hey, this is Adam Corolla.

52:36 Drew And this is Dr. Drew.

52:37 Adam We're smack in the middle of the Zone.

52:42 Zone 105.

52:43 Caller KZN on Lethal, KZNT Cambridge, KZNT in Paris. This is Zone 105.

52:58 Drew Hey, it's Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew Loveline.

53:00 Caller We're here with ICP. Yeah!

53:03 Adam Good radio. Good radio, Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Violent J is here for the Insane Clown Posse. Bizarre is the name of the CDs, because there are two of them named Bizarre, and they will be coming out on Halloween, fittingly. And I'm gonna give you a few places you can find Violent J and Shaggy.

53:26 Insane Clown Posse With his new face.

53:27 Adam With his new face, God willing, that you won't see, because he'll be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

53:32 Insane Clown Posse For those of you that are just 20 and Shaggy was injured wrestling and he's getting reconstructive robotic surgery done on his face.

53:37 Adam That's right. He'll have the eyes of 10 men when he gets out from under the knife. On the 1st of November, they'll be in New York at Sam Goody, and on the 3rd they'll be in Boston at Tower, and on the 4th they'll be in Pittsburgh at a National Record Mart. Do you guys have an Internet website?

53:58 Insane Clown Posse Yes.

53:58 Adam Why don't you give that out? Because if people check that out, they'll be able to find out all these dates, right?

54:03 Insane Clown Posse Yes. insaneclownposse.com.

54:06 Adam That's it.

54:07 Insane Clown Posse That's it. It's the bomb, bomb-ass website, thanks to Jelly Nuts the Clown.

54:13 Adam Chicago, St. Louis, Denver, Phoenix, and then Los Angeles. This is all the 1st of the 11th of November, and they'll be signing this CD.

54:21 Insane Clown Posse But one more thing. There's several other places. If you can't go to insaneclownposse.com, you can go to riders.com, you can go to thesixth.com, you can go to realjuggalos.com, there's millions of Juggalo websites.

54:35 Adam I see. All right, so check those out if you want to find an Insane Clown Posse in a town near you. Brian?

54:40 Oh, yeah.

54:41 Adam You're 17? What's up?

54:43 Caller Uh, I just wanted to ask Jay about necrophilia.

54:48 Adam Fantastic.

54:49 Caller Yeah.

54:50 Drew Is this something Jay's into?

54:51 Caller Oh, yeah. Well, I have this friend.

54:53 Adam Well, he's into sex, pure and simple, one way or the other.

54:56 Drew He has this friend.

54:58 Adam Who died?

54:59 Caller No.

54:59 Adam No.

55:00 Caller He's always talking about it.

55:01 Drew His friend, huh?

55:02 Caller And if his friend really does it, do you think he could get any diseases or anything?

55:10 Drew Why do you think your friend talks about it? Friend talks about it so much.

55:12 Adam Are you the friend, Brian?

55:16 Drew No.

55:17 Adam And how do you have access to corpses?

55:21 Insane Clown Posse It's his dead dog.

55:22 Caller Not me. It's my friend.

55:23 Adam All right. Where does he find a corpse?

55:25 Caller I don't know. I'll have to ask him.

55:27 Adam You don't ask, huh?

55:28 Caller No.

55:29 Adam Is he a good friend of yours?

55:30 Caller Yeah.

55:31 Adam And he talks about having sex with dead people and you don't ask where he gets the bodies?

55:37 Caller Nope.

55:39 Adam Well, Drew, what can you get? Can you get worms?

55:42 Drew I have no clinical experience with this, but presumably it depends on how dead the person is.

55:47 Insane Clown Posse Oh, wait a minute.

55:48 Adam Oh, really?

55:48 Insane Clown Posse You know about the 22-year-old penis size, but you don't know about the dead body dingly.

55:52 Drew Well, it depends on how dead, because if it's a few hours dead, I imagine STDs are possible.

55:57 Adam Well, we've all had the scenario where we're banging the bejesus out of a hooker and she dies halfway into it. We don't even know it because we're too hopped up on lutes. That's not necrophilia. If they're alive when you start, that's not necrophilia, is it?

56:12 Insane Clown Posse It happened to me two, three times.

56:13 Adam That's what I'm saying. That's this year. Yeah, but if they're sitting around for a while, then there's problems, right?

56:21 Drew Yeah, but then I worry just about the kind of bacteria that break the skin down.

56:24 Adam So you're saying, necrophilia is a lot like a barbecue. Go ahead and eat the pork chops, make sure they're fresh. Don't have ones that have been sitting in the sun.

56:33 Insane Clown Posse Are you guys giving advice to necrophiliacs? Like, it's cool.

56:36 Drew No.

56:37 Insane Clown Posse Check this out. If you're a necrophiliac or if your friend is a necrophiliac, maybe he should die and then he can get all the skins he wants off the dead bodies. But tell him to wait till he dies. You know what I mean? If he's got a problem with that, speed up the process. You know what I mean? Help yourself, help your friend out. Put it somewhere on his neck, kick the chair, whatever. Just once he dies, then he can get all the skins he wants.

56:58 Adam You know how they say when you die, you come out of your body and hover over it and you see everything that's going on? Imagine seeing yourself getting banged. You know what I mean? I'd love to hear that story. It's like I saw a white light. They said I heard a voice. They come to the light. I rose above my body. Then I saw a nurse, this big orderly banging the hell out of my corpse. So I decided to come back down. Or by the way, would you wait till he was done before you came back down? Because you wouldn't want to come back down right in the middle of a rape, would you?

57:29 Insane Clown Posse But if you just died, would you really care if somebody was banging your butt out in your corpse? You don't even need to be like where am I going? Heaven or hell, what's the deal? I don't care if somebody's banging my dead body out, I want to know what I'm destined for.

57:40 Adam Well, okay, that's a good question. So you're saying...

57:43 Drew No, no, let's not muse about that.

57:44 Adam Let's go on. All right.

57:45 Drew It's not a good question.

57:47 Insane Clown Posse Tell your friend to go and do something to himself. It's hard not to cuss. I'm trying to have respect.

57:54 Adam Paul?

57:56 Caller What?

57:56 Adam Paul, you're 14.

57:57 Caller Hey.

57:58 Adam What's up?

58:00 Caller Yeah.

58:01 Caller Hey, Jay, like big fan.

58:03 Caller That's right.

58:03 Caller I like all the stuff.

58:04 Caller I like 16 CDs, posters, hats, t-shirts.

58:08 Insane Clown Posse Now. Your balls? Let's get to it. Your balls. Do they swing to the left or to the right?

58:12 Caller Nice long.

58:13 Adam All right.

58:14 Caller You're jealous.

58:14 Adam Hey, Paul?

58:15 Caller Yeah.

58:16 Adam You gonna get the new CD when it comes out on Halloween?

58:19 Caller Gonna like ditch school to get it.

58:20 Adam All right.

58:20 Caller Good man.

58:21 Adam Oh, dude.

58:22 Caller Ditch school.

58:23 Adam That won't be the first time, will it?

58:25 Caller No.

58:25 Insane Clown Posse No.

58:26 Adam All right, Paul. You're going places, brother.

58:28 Insane Clown Posse Don't scratch your nuts too fast. You'll burn them. If you scratch your nuts really fast in one spot, it starts to burn.

58:33 Adam You'd be like an Indian starting a fire.

58:35 Drew Touch the shave a little bit.

58:36 Caller Yes, yes.

58:38 Adam All right, Paul.

58:39 Caller Can you say some stuff to my friends?

58:40 Caller What up?

58:41 Adam All right, Paul.

58:41 Insane Clown Posse And if a girl is performing fellatio on you, it might feel good at the time if she gently scrapes your teeth on your dingling butt. The next day, you will find yourself with tiny little red scabs.

58:53 Adam Right. So it's important to what?

58:56 Insane Clown Posse Tell her, don't use your teeth, bitch.

58:58 Adam OK. What if you just say, and see, I try not to use the word bitch when the penis is in the mouth. You understand?

59:04 Insane Clown Posse When the teeth are on the penis, the word bitch comes out of the mouth spontaneously.

59:08 Adam Oh, touche. Damn, bitch. Brody? Yeah. You're 19. What's up?

59:14 Caller Hey, I had a question for you. On a couple of shows ago, you said that if a girl likes you, she will let you know. And if she doesn't like you, then she won't let you know. And I was wondering if this was for all girls in general?

59:28 Drew Yes.

59:28 Adam Yes. Or if it's across the board.

59:31 Drew If they're interested, you will know.

59:33 Insane Clown Posse He wants to know about a boy, though.

59:35 Adam Why?

59:35 Insane Clown Posse Is that for boys, too? Because I like my friend, Jared. And Jared doesn't like me. I even patted him on his butt, and he didn't tweak his butt at me.

59:44 Caller Okay. I had a question for Dr. Drew also.

59:46 Drew Yeah, Brody, go right ahead.

59:47 Caller Same thing.

59:48 Drew What's that?

59:49 Caller How come is it, I don't know if this is just the thing, that girls, like guys, that, you know, treat them like...

59:55 Adam Oh, with the S word, you idiot. Please. Listen, you guys who are 19 and complaining about women only liking the A-holes, it's not true. It's not that they love A-holes, it's that they hate pussies, and you're bothering them. And you're needy, and you're clingy, and you're weak, and you're insecure, and you're obsessive. It's not the A-holes that they love, it's that they're repelled by you, right, Drew?

1:00:23 Drew And certain guys get away with a lot of stuff. Just the way some women do too.

1:00:27 Adam They like, women like confidence, even if it's trumped up perceived confidence. Thank you. Adam?

1:00:35 Drew Adam.

1:00:36 Adam Turn your radio down, would you?

1:00:38 Caller Hey, all right.

1:00:39 Adam Yeah, turn your radio down, you idiot.

1:00:42 Caller Ah, yeah. What up, Jay?

1:00:45 Insane Clown Posse What up, Adam?

1:00:47 Caller Hardcore juggler from Cali.

1:00:49 Insane Clown Posse Hell, yeah.

1:00:50 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:00:52 Insane Clown Posse Listen, now, you're not going to tell us about how you spank your monkey and you nutted and your dingling went wimp, are you?

1:00:57 Caller Nah.

1:00:58 Insane Clown Posse Let's get to some real dirt. Come on.

1:01:00 Caller How's the syphilis?

1:01:02 Caller What's up with the dark lotus?

1:01:03 Insane Clown Posse Come on. What about the balls, man? Come on. Your balls, man, are they flaking? Do they stink? Come on. Give us, should balls stink? There's a good question. My balls stink. Should they stink? They shouldn't stink, right? I mean, Neddon's stink. Sometimes women's vaginas stink. How come balls don't stink?

1:01:22 Adam They do.

1:01:22 Insane Clown Posse They do.

1:01:22 Caller They stink after.

1:01:24 Adam Yeah. Hey, Adam.

1:01:24 Insane Clown Posse After they slap against a butthole for a good half hour.

1:01:27 Caller Yeah.

1:01:28 Adam Adam, you have a question?

1:01:29 Caller Yeah. What's up with dark lotus, Jay?

1:01:31 Insane Clown Posse Oh, dark lotus is the very next project. It's Insane Clown Posse, Twisted and Esha on the Unholy and Blaze Ya Dead, Homie, all as one group. We won't be performing any sexual advice on the album. That's why you have to get it here right now.

1:01:52 Caller Yeah.

1:01:53 Adam You're 18.

1:01:54 Caller Yeah.

1:01:54 Adam What's up?

1:01:55 Caller Yeah, I want to ask Violent J, how come he wasn't at the smokeout when I saw the tour bus pull up?

1:02:00 Insane Clown Posse Those are promotional vans that are promoting for the new album because we don't get radio play and we don't get MTV and the only way we promote is through the streets. You can either use a giant radio antenna to promote your albums coming out or you can just simply drive around and do it yourself without the help of the giant radio antenna.

1:02:17 Adam Now, Doug, how was the smokeout?

1:02:19 Caller It was real fun.

1:02:20 Adam Yeah. Well, because I talked to the Rude Boy there.

1:02:23 Insane Clown Posse Yes, the Rude Boy was there in full effect as he's here with me right now.

1:02:26 Caller This is the 420 Surprise Show.

1:02:28 Insane Clown Posse The what?

1:02:29 Caller The 420 Surprise Show.

1:02:30 Insane Clown Posse What's that?

1:02:32 Caller It's like a special band each year gets pulled out, like, you know, like you don't know who it's going to be each year.

1:02:38 Insane Clown Posse Um, I don't know if that will be us.

1:02:40 Caller You have no clue what I'm talking about, do you?

1:02:41 Drew Well, Jay doesn't know who it is this year either.

1:02:43 Insane Clown Posse But I will tell you this much. When I urinate, okay? Hurts? Hurts? No, it doesn't hurt. It doesn't burn or anything. It doesn't hurt at all, but it sometimes whistles.

1:02:57 Drew Is there a tune to that?

1:02:59 Insane Clown Posse Only when I squeeze it and turn the penis around.

1:03:02 Drew You pull it out like a balloon.

1:03:04 Adam Yeah, the beginning of Mayberry RFP comes out of its penis.

1:03:08 Insane Clown Posse If I cock it to the left, it's like... Cock it up. You know what I'm saying?

1:03:12 Adam Anyway, listen, that's one cider jug I wouldn't want to play.

1:03:16 Insane Clown Posse Listen, let's get back to our penis.

1:03:17 Adam Yeah, sorry.

1:03:19 Insane Clown Posse I bust a small nut after I urinate every single time.

1:03:23 Caller What?

1:03:24 Insane Clown Posse I bust a nut.

1:03:25 Caller Really?

1:03:26 Insane Clown Posse Yes.

1:03:26 Adam How do you know?

1:03:27 Insane Clown Posse Because it's like I'll... Right. And I'll be done, I'll zip up, start walking out of the bathroom, and I'll be like... and I'll sit there and put my ding-a-ling over the toilet, and then... make one of them drip noises.

1:03:39 Caller Beep, beep.

1:03:40 Adam Anderson, that's your cue for the drip noise.

1:03:42 Insane Clown Posse Yeah, the drip noise, please.

1:03:45 Adam Yeah, he doesn't want to do it.

1:03:46 Insane Clown Posse Anyway... Maybe that's what you're not... That's the drip. Anyway... There it goes. Right. So, uh... My ding-a-ling lets a little bit of skeet out after I take a leak, and it doesn't feel good, and then it's all like...

1:04:03 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:04:04 Adam You know, that's pus, brother.

1:04:07 Drew Maybe that's discharge.

1:04:08 Insane Clown Posse No, it's straight up nut. It's not pus.

1:04:10 Adam Yes.

1:04:10 Insane Clown Posse It's nut.

1:04:11 Drew How do you know?

1:04:11 Adam That's pus.

1:04:12 Insane Clown Posse Oh, I know what it looks like, because I'm very familiar with my own nut, because I'm constantly spattin it off in groupies' faces.

1:04:17 Caller Splat!

1:04:19 Adam What kind of noise does that make?

1:04:20 Insane Clown Posse Splat! Right in their face. Get it all. Get painted, freak. That's what I say, get painted when I'm painting with my jizz.

1:04:27 Adam Yeah, that... You can go down and get painted with Jay's jizz on the first in New York and then the third of November in Boston.

1:04:35 Insane Clown Posse I don't got skifflas or nothing with the drippy nut.

1:04:40 Drew Well, some people can leak. And you say don't do steroids, that's a good way to get a leak. And weightlifters get leaked sometimes, too.

1:04:45 Insane Clown Posse Well, that would be me.

1:04:47 Adam Throwing around this big weight.

1:04:48 Insane Clown Posse But the only weight I lift is my own. My big fat ass every day when I wake up.

1:04:54 Caller That was pretty good.

1:04:55 Caller My fat ass, oh my God.

1:04:58 Insane Clown Posse Hey, play that again.

1:05:00 Adam Hey, Drew. Yeah. I don't know if there's such a thing as, you know, the sort of equivalent to throwing someone up on the rack like they do on an automobile. But I think if I, if you walked into my office and I was a doctor, I'd say, let's put them up on the rack. You, well, let's go throw them. Yeah. Where there's a lot of stuff to examine here. We got the nut leakage.

1:05:20 Insane Clown Posse The nut dripping.

1:05:20 Adam We got the Nyquil addiction. Right. I mean, we're really, it's really time to...

1:05:25 Insane Clown Posse We've got the inflamed butthole that I've yet to bring up. Would you like to get into that now?

1:05:29 Adam Well, we'll bring that up in the next break.

1:05:31 Drew Nipple leaking.

1:05:31 Insane Clown Posse Both of them leak.

1:05:32 Caller Kayla?

1:05:33 Caller Yeah.

1:05:34 Adam Yeah, he needs to be dry-docked and overhauled, is what I'm saying. You're 26. What's up?

1:05:39 Caller It's good to talk to you guys.

1:05:40 Caller I'm a psychologist and I listen to you guys.

1:05:43 Insane Clown Posse Well, that's good, Danny. Shave your muff. Men don't like hairy bushes.

1:05:47 Drew This is a great night for you to be stopping by. That's wonderful.

1:05:50 Insane Clown Posse Shave your bush. Tell them.

1:05:51 Drew It's a night that I'm very proud to be a part of the show.

1:05:53 Adam Shave your bush, Kalei.

1:05:54 Insane Clown Posse Shave your bush. Men don't like big, hairy muffs.

1:05:57 Adam Right.

1:05:58 Insane Clown Posse That was 80s. Oh, hold on a second.

1:06:00 Drew Oh my God.

1:06:01 Adam If you look in the back of some of these magazines, there are a handful of publications dedicated to the hairy muff.

1:06:08 Caller We've got bush.

1:06:09 Insane Clown Posse Well, those are the same weirdos like the kid that just called here and said he's got a three-inch prick. You know what I'm saying? There's other people out there. But the majority of the people like a nice, shaven, Neddon hole.

1:06:20 Drew Okay, let me talk to...

1:06:21 Adam Wait, now aren't we done with Kayla?

1:06:23 Caller No, got to get it.

1:06:24 Drew Kayla?

1:06:25 Caller Sorry, Kayla, go ahead.

1:06:27 Caller I'm a psychologist. I listen to you guys almost every night. I feel like you contribute to my education.

1:06:31 Drew Great.

1:06:31 Adam Thank you.

1:06:32 Caller Yeah, but my question is...

1:06:33 Drew Tonight, I'm sure it's over the top of what you're learning.

1:06:36 Caller So go ahead. I haven't gotten a period in about a year and a half.

1:06:41 Insane Clown Posse You can't get through that hairy-ass bush.

1:06:44 Drew Have you a lifelong problem of regular periods or something new?

1:06:48 Caller No, this is new. I've been on the pill for about 10 years. And I'm a fairly small person, but I don't think I'm small enough that this should be an issue.

1:06:58 Drew You have eating problems and all?

1:07:00 Caller I did when I was a teenager, but not for a long time.

1:07:03 Drew Could you be underweight now and not really be sort of assessing that well?

1:07:07 Caller I'm 5'2. I weigh 110.

1:07:09 Drew All right. And so you're on the pill still now?

1:07:13 Caller Yeah.

1:07:14 Drew What pill are you on?

1:07:14 Caller I guess my concern is, I've talked to my doctor about it. She said as long as I'm on the pill, it's fine. I'm getting everything that I need.

1:07:22 Drew What pill are you on?

1:07:23 Caller Orthinovum.

1:07:24 Drew Which one? The 150 or 135?

1:07:28 Adam Oh, who cares?

1:07:30 Caller You take the same thing for three weeks, and then you're off a week.

1:07:32 Drew And you're skipping that week. You're not going continuously on the pill.

1:07:35 Caller No, I am skipping that week.

1:07:37 Drew Well, she's basically right. There's a school of thought that women should be on the pill continuously and not have periods.

1:07:41 Adam Drew, what about just a good kick in the side? You think that might start up the period?

1:07:46 Drew I suspect she could make you have... Your doctor could make you have the period with some progestational agents. You would have it. But the question is why, necessarily?

1:07:53 Caller Okay, but it seems odd to me. And I guess I'm concerned about... I'm osteopenic. And I'm concerned whether that could be...

1:08:04 Drew She lost the calcium in her bone. But you're osteopenic. You've documented osteopenia at 26?

1:08:09 Caller Yeah, I was anorexic when I was a teenager.

1:08:10 Drew I see, I see.

1:08:11 Adam Hey, Kayla, I'm glad you're a fan of the show and I'm glad you're gleaning some information off the show. But why are all therapists and psychologists crazy?

1:08:23 Drew The same reason you and I are interested in this stuff.

1:08:25 Insane Clown Posse She just admitted she has an ostrich's penis and you guys are blowing the whole thing off like it ain't nothing.

1:08:31 Caller I think people with problems are probably drawn to the field.

1:08:34 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:08:35 Caller Right.

1:08:35 Adam Okay. But maybe that, so maybe the eating disorder was a little worse than you originally stated?

1:08:41 Caller It was, it's under control.

1:08:43 Drew Yeah, but the fact that you were bad enough to have Ostropenia means you didn't have any periods when you were, when you were younger, when you were having severe eating disorder problems.

1:08:50 Caller Right.

1:08:51 Caller But I probably had a regular period then from 21 to 20.

1:08:55 Adam Drew, would calcium supplements help to offset the Ostrich Penis?

1:09:00 Drew No, she probably needs, there's a lot of different issues here. One is the estrogen in the pill is actually a good thing. It may help her restore some of her calcium, or at least preserve some of the calcium in the bone that she has, but she probably needs calcium restoring therapy. The medicines we use in older women like Fosamax and Actinel, Mycalcin, Calcitonin, these sorts of things, she would probably need.

1:09:19 Adam These are prescription.

1:09:20 Drew You have to restore the calcium content in her bone. It needs to, basically the bones, the cells that break down the bone need to be paralyzed, the cells that produce bone need to be sterilized. Exactly. So there's that issue.

1:09:31 Adam Jay, you on board with this?

1:09:33 Insane Clown Posse Well, all of that and the fact that her neck and hairs look like Mike Awesome's mullet doesn't help.

1:09:38 Drew And I'm concerned that she's not had the period. I believe that you can get endometrial overgrowth, which is a potential risk factor for uterine cancer. I worry about that.

1:09:45 Adam So what should she do?

1:09:46 Drew So you may want to change the pill, go back and talk to the doctor again about it, but also pay attention to getting some bone restoring therapy or at least document what's going on in your bone density now.

1:09:53 Adam All right, Jane.

1:09:54 Insane Clown Posse Shave your damn muff.

1:09:56 Adam Jane? Yeah. That's right. Hey, maybe Jane could get a job working in the reception office at your work.

1:10:02 Drew At my office, yeah?

1:10:03 Adam Yeah, at your office. Handle the phones, greet the patients, some of the old, old, Codger Jews who come in there.

1:10:10 Insane Clown Posse I'm in my sexual primer, I happen to know that guys don't like a big, hairy bush staring at their face.

1:10:15 Drew Go ahead, Jane.

1:10:16 Caller Yeah, Jane, this is Jane.

1:10:18 Caller I live in Phoenix, Arizona.

1:10:19 Caller I'm a clown mom, and I want to know if you've ever had sex with an older woman.

1:10:23 Drew What's a clown mom mean?

1:10:25 Caller Well, clown mom means I've got kids that introduced me to the ICP band, and I fell in love with the guys.

1:10:30 Caller I've even seen you backstage, Jane.

1:10:32 Drew Okay, mom.

1:10:32 Insane Clown Posse If you're an ICP fan, then you know just by listening to our music and knowing what we're about, you know that there's no such thing as a juggalo mom as opposed to a juggalo child. Juggalos come in all ages, shapes, sizes, races, everything. We are all juggalos together. Whether or not you have kids.

1:10:51 Adam Mostly white, 14, and from Detroit. But except for that, it does span the demographic.

1:10:56 Insane Clown Posse Now, the one thing that concerns me, the fact that you are a juggalo mom, as you put it, the one thing does concern me is that I know that styles of, say, back in the day, like in the 80s or the late 70s, a lot of women like to shave their vaginas.

1:11:10 Drew Here we go again.

1:11:12 Insane Clown Posse They only on the thighs and leave a big fat hairy bush. Now, we don't like that anymore. We would like to see the folded taco in our face and expose the actual net and lips.

1:11:23 Drew So I just want you to imagine what he would be like off Zoloft. If you could just use your imagination for a second.

1:11:28 Insane Clown Posse You can just go ahead and trim that hairy bush down some. We all have.

1:11:33 Adam We don't know that for a fact. Jane.

1:11:35 Caller Yeah.

1:11:36 Adam I'll tell you one thing that might get you closer to Violent J. He told me during the break, he likes a touch of gray around the labia.

1:11:43 Caller Oh, that wouldn't be a problem.

1:11:44 Adam Just a little salt and pepper.

1:11:45 Caller Dye jobs are available for down there.

1:11:47 Adam Well, trim the bush. That's step number one. Jane, how old are your kids?

1:11:50 Caller How old are my kids? I've got one that's 21 and one that's 16.

1:11:54 Adam And they listened to Insane Clown Posse.

1:11:57 Caller Oh, constantly.

1:11:58 Adam And now you've joined the posse. All right.

1:12:00 Caller I even got the necklace and the shirt.

1:12:02 Caller Hold on a second.

1:12:02 Adam Call that Child Protective Services. Absolutely. Get them on the horn.

1:12:05 Caller Get a strike force in there.

1:12:06 Adam Where'd you say she was calling from? Phoenix?

1:12:07 Drew Phoenix, go, baby.

1:12:08 Adam Let's go. Let's get them in the helicopter.

1:12:10 Insane Clown Posse I guess you guys like a nice big bushy muff, huh? That's what you're saying? I'm trying to help us all out.

1:12:15 Drew That's what I was saying.

1:12:16 Adam Jane?

1:12:17 Drew How'd you pick up on that?

1:12:18 Adam Here's the thing about having sex with Violent J. Remember we were talking about the osteoporosis and the older women just a few moments ago? He'd break your hip. His hip?

1:12:28 Drew Pelvis?

1:12:29 Adam He'd break the pelvis.

1:12:30 Caller I get sex four times a day, sometimes more. What? I get sex four times a day. I don't need to worry about not being agile.

1:12:36 Insane Clown Posse You trim your bush. Tell me just, tell me if you trim your bush.

1:12:41 Caller Uh, I haven't done that yet, but there's always...

1:12:43 Insane Clown Posse Oh my God, she's got a groundhog living in her Neddon.

1:12:48 Caller It just looks like a...

1:12:50 Insane Clown Posse Trim your damn Neddon. You don't understand, guys are too polite to say anything about it, but damn it, that's nasty as hell. Cut them damn hairs off. You got food stuck in it from years ago. You got cracker.

1:13:02 Adam No, Jay. It's real. It's like Grizzly Adams giving you a BJ. Grizzly Adams. Listen.

1:13:09 Insane Clown Posse I'm spitting. Shaggy asked me, Shaggy... I don't mean it.

1:13:13 Caller Shaggy what?

1:13:14 Insane Clown Posse Shaggy, who you guys know is at home in surgery. Broken face. He asked me, he said, the one thing I want you to do is go on the show and tell women to shave their muffs, you know what I'm saying?

1:13:25 Drew How did that conversation go exactly?

1:13:27 Insane Clown Posse He said, I want to go on there to provide my sexual orientation. Shaved you damn nedding, you know what I'm saying?

1:13:34 Drew Don't have a big hairy...

1:13:35 Caller What about the pricklies there, Jay?

1:13:37 Insane Clown Posse The pricklies feel good. They rub on your balls.

1:13:40 Caller Oh, okay.

1:13:41 Adam They scratch your balls. It takes the lint right off.

1:13:44 Caller Takes the lint right off.

1:13:45 Adam Yeah, it's like a lint brush.

1:13:46 Caller Wink from the right, wink from the left.

1:13:49 Insane Clown Posse The stubbles are wonderful. Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, I've got crabs in my balls as it is. It helps itch them. But what I'm saying is if you shave the damn bush and you let us get a nice look at that clam, we can all have a party.

1:14:01 Adam Fantastic, Jane.

1:14:03 Insane Clown Posse Yeah.

1:14:03 Adam Hey, you know, they're going to be in Phoenix on the 10th.

1:14:06 Caller I know. I'm going to be camping out waiting to see them in person.

1:14:09 Insane Clown Posse If we're camping out, let's not have barbecued fur burgers. All right? Let's keep it clean. Thanks.

1:14:15 Adam Hey, Drew, speaking of crabs on Jay's Balls, you know, I was watching a nature channel tonight, and you know those birds that sit on top of the zebras and they pick away all the ticks and the mites and all that? They sit on all the animals. Yeah. What about letting one of those birds go in your pants? Instead of putting poison on your crotch, how about just let one of those grooming birds go in your underpants and they could just eat whatever was on there?

1:14:40 Drew Crab-eating birds.

1:14:41 Insane Clown Posse You guys, I had syphilis. I got over it with a simple shot of penicillin. I shared that with the first time I came on the show and I haven't had any venereal STDs since then.

1:14:52 Drew But didn't we just figure out that it wasn't syphilis you had? You had like non-gonococcal erythritis. They treated you for all that stuff, but you didn't actually have a shanker.

1:14:59 Insane Clown Posse Well, I had a bunch of white sores on the side of my dick.

1:15:08 Adam But anything to add to the width.

1:15:10 Insane Clown Posse This was a good damn near, you know, we're talking 25 years ago.

1:15:15 Drew It sounds like syphilis. All right.

1:15:16 Adam We will take a little break.

1:15:17 Insane Clown Posse We're talking, you know, this was during Woodstock, the first one, and we was having fun and, you know...

1:15:22 Adam It was a different time. We don't...

1:15:24 Drew Summer love.

1:15:25 Adam We don't hold it against you.

1:15:26 Insane Clown Posse I had crabs in my butt and herpes on my nipples, and we all had a great time, and we drank lemonade and everybody had fun.

1:15:33 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break. I'm going to go vomit in the bathroom. Sure you want to watch me? Hold me so I don't hit my head on the toilet rim like I did last night.

1:15:42 Drew We'll be back.

1:15:43 Caller You know what I'm saying now, Dan? We'll be right back on The Loveline.

1:15:49 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:15:50 Caller This is Dr. Drew.

1:15:51 Drew Stay tuned for more Loveline on The Zone 105.

1:15:54 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:15:55 Drew This is Dr. Drew.

1:15:56 Adam And you're listening to Loveline on The Zone 105. It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. We're here with Roll Ma, Philanthropist, Amanda Carian. Violent J.

1:16:14 Insane Clown Posse That's right, all around man.

1:16:17 Adam From the Insane Clown Posse, you can find them at the Good Time Jamboree Theatre at Knott's Berry Farm. Coming up next weekend. No, they will, your new CDs, Bizarre and Bizarre, will be coming out on Halloween, and then there will be a record signing tour, and there will be a crisscrossing across this great country of ours. Going to a popular destinations where you can pick these things up and get in line and sign it.

1:16:44 Drew Who said who is that?

1:16:45 Adam Possibly, possibly Jay will decorate you with his semen.

1:16:50 Insane Clown Posse Come see the greatest tour of all time, the Bizarre Resort Tour featuring Confrontation Camp, Chuck D and Professor Giff's new band, Nashville Posse.

1:17:00 Drew Right, Jay told me that he and Shaggy are going to enter the synchronized dancing at the Olympics.

1:17:04 Insane Clown Posse That's right, Nashville Posse will be there.

1:17:07 Adam In the pool or the ones with the ribbons out on the gym floor?

1:17:10 Drew I think the pool is what they were talking about.

1:17:13 Adam Yeah, anything to get in a speedo. Stephanie?

1:17:17 Caller Yes.

1:17:17 Adam You're 19?

1:17:18 Caller Yes.

1:17:18 Adam What's up?

1:17:19 Caller OK.

1:17:20 Insane Clown Posse Enflamed nipples, no doubt.

1:17:24 Caller I have a question about rape.

1:17:26 Adam Sure, you've come to the right place. You've picked the right night.

1:17:30 Caller Right on. I just want to, OK, if I was drunk, and I was passed out, like upstairs, in bed, asleep, and there was people at my house still, and what happened was one of the guys who was at my house came upstairs and had sex with me.

1:17:50 Drew While you were passed out?

1:17:51 Caller While I was passed out.

1:17:52 Drew So you have no recollection of this?

1:17:54 Caller No.

1:17:54 Drew How do you know it happened?

1:17:56 Insane Clown Posse Her butt hurt.

1:17:58 Caller Now, um, my boyfriend was downstairs.

1:18:01 Drew That's nice.

1:18:02 Caller And realized that, like, because a bunch of the other people there, I guess, knew what was going on upstairs.

1:18:07 Drew That's even nicer.

1:18:08 Caller And told him, and so he came upstairs and he pulled the guy off of me. Right. And.

1:18:15 Drew He just said, hey, hey.

1:18:15 Caller That was when I realized that the guy on top of me wasn't my boyfriend.

1:18:19 Drew I see. And what did he do to the guy?

1:18:21 Insane Clown Posse He punched me in the face and threw me down the stairs.

1:18:23 Drew This is why Shaggy's having his face redone.

1:18:25 Caller He was upstairs with me and I guess the guy just walked downstairs and him and his friends left.

1:18:30 Drew That's nice.

1:18:30 Insane Clown Posse Sounds like your boyfriend's a punk ass pussy if you ask me.

1:18:34 Caller Probably. But he was helping me out with a no-stay job.

1:18:36 Insane Clown Posse So your bitch ass boyfriend was just like, hey, wait a minute. That's my girlfriend's style.

1:18:43 Adam See, hold on a second. That's why my policy is when I throw a party, first off, if there's a dude I don't know, don't bring buddies. And if you're going to bring beer, bring imported stuff and no raping my girlfriend, I always say that. Or her friends either. Light raping of the girlfriends. No serious rape of the girlfriends. I always say that for new, you know, when new dudes show up at the party.

1:19:06 Insane Clown Posse Her boyfriend was like, wait a minute. Stop. That dingo-lings for me. Here, use this butthole of mine.

1:19:12 Adam Stephanie?

1:19:13 Caller Yes.

1:19:13 Adam All right.

1:19:14 Drew So what's the question?

1:19:15 Caller Well, I didn't say no.

1:19:17 Adam Well, you couldn't say no.

1:19:19 Drew It depends on the on the state, but in most states, there are laws to protect against this.

1:19:23 Adam Hey, where are you calling from?

1:19:25 Caller California.

1:19:26 Drew That's right.

1:19:27 Adam It's right. Which technically means every sexual experience I've had is considered rape.

1:19:32 Drew But this is a clear case of that.

1:19:34 Adam I'm a felon.

1:19:35 Drew You got to report it.

1:19:36 Insane Clown Posse Could you imagine actually being that drunk to where, let's say, for example, rape is rape, right? Let's say you're that drunk to where some man just kind of mounts your butt and starts having his way with your cornhole. Can you imagine that happening? You know what?

1:19:47 Drew I can never imagine myself. Take a minute here. Let me close my eyes.

1:19:50 Adam All right. So you're saying you mount?

1:19:51 Insane Clown Posse There's no way you can imagine being that drunk.

1:19:53 Caller Cornholeing? No.

1:19:56 Adam Mounting butt.

1:19:57 Caller Cornhole?

1:19:58 Caller OK.

1:19:59 Drew No, I can't imagine that.

1:20:00 Insane Clown Posse There's no way. What I'm saying is this girl right here who claims she was raped, I can't imagine being that drunk where you don't know you're getting your biscuit banged out.

1:20:10 Drew It can happen.

1:20:10 Caller But like, I was very, very drunk.

1:20:12 Adam Jay, you should get into counseling. I mean, counseling others. What were you drunk on, Trap Rocks?

1:20:18 Insane Clown Posse How could you be that drunk? Come on. Like, I could just see myself. I'm super drunk. And then my boy, Rudy, just mounts my butt. Oh, wait a minute.

1:20:26 Adam Stop.

1:20:27 Insane Clown Posse Are you hitting my butt?

1:20:28 Caller Stop.

1:20:30 Adam Rudy just sent someone to the liquor store, by the way. All right. Stephanie?

1:20:34 Caller Yeah.

1:20:34 Adam All right. We're not in Jay's camp on this one. We don't feel this was your fault, although there's something up with you getting loaded, passed out and having this guy on you. But is there anything like that ever happened before?

1:20:46 Caller No.

1:20:46 Insane Clown Posse Here comes our knight in shining armor. Hey, is that my girlfriend you're butt raping? Get off her.

1:20:52 Adam When did it turn into sodomy? Please.

1:20:54 Insane Clown Posse OK. Well, whatever. Normal rape. He's just a chump ass. And then my boyfriend just blasted me to death.

1:20:58 Adam Why didn't your boyfriend punch this guy out?

1:21:01 Caller I honestly, I don't know.

1:21:04 Drew Why didn't you report it?

1:21:06 Caller Did I report it?

1:21:07 Adam Why didn't you?

1:21:08 Caller Because I didn't know if it was rape or not.

1:21:10 Adam Oh, yes. Everything's rape.

1:21:13 Drew The fact that you didn't consider this outlandish behavior is what disturbed us most.

1:21:18 Caller I know it was wrong, but I feel like I'm hard to blame because I allowed myself to get that drunk. I totally think that much.

1:21:25 Adam All right, seriously, where's your dad? Where's your daddy?

1:21:29 Caller Home.

1:21:30 Adam Yeah, would anything happen to you growing up?

1:21:32 Caller No.

1:21:33 Adam No abuse?

1:21:34 Caller No alcohol, no abuse.

1:21:36 Insane Clown Posse Her dad's probably in a bedroom jerking his dingle and listening to the radio. Oh, that's my daughter. The sick family you're from. You didn't get raped. Bitch, quit lying.

1:21:45 Drew All right.

1:21:45 Insane Clown Posse That's what people go to prison for is that kind of BS. She was like, well, why didn't you go to the police? Well, he had the in-sync tickets and he told me that if I didn't let him have my bullhorn, my boyfriend, he wouldn't drive my boyfriend to the in-sync cancer.

1:22:01 Adam Hey, how dare you?

1:22:02 Drew Jay, does something happen to you like this?

1:22:04 Insane Clown Posse I'm sure she got raped. People go to, you know what I'm saying? People go to prison because of bull like this. You know, she didn't get raped. You opened your legs and invited them right into the pink taco. Didn't you?

1:22:15 Adam Didn't you? I don't understand. Listen, Jay, please calm down. You're making this young lady crying out. She's lying.

1:22:22 Drew Stephanie, you're not lying.

1:22:24 Adam I believe you. All right, now listen.

1:22:26 Drew But we also think that there might be some reason you didn't consider the victimization. That's what's disturbing.

1:22:32 Adam All right. Sorry for... See, Jay, you feel good about yourself now? See what you did? We just shut Jay's mic off. Good. Keep his mic off. Please, I'm going to get weird.

1:22:41 Insane Clown Posse You're an asshole.

1:22:42 Adam Stephanie. Okay, listen, sweetheart, you got to get a little counseling for this. Right. You understand?

1:22:49 Caller There's a few issues.

1:22:50 Adam How long ago did this happen?

1:22:52 Caller Um, Thursday.

1:22:54 Adam Thursday. All right, so you should report it and you should get counseling. And yes, it was rape. And I'm not sure what's up with your boyfriend.

1:23:03 Drew We got to look at your alcohol use and what's up with that. And it was not your fault that you, that you, no matter what the situation is, none of this is your fault.

1:23:10 Adam Jay's holding up a sign that says, yes, it was.

1:23:12 Insane Clown Posse Can I have my mic on?

1:23:14 Adam No, leave his, but please, you can't make our callers. We only have a handful of callers. Please. Stephanie. I apologize on behalf of Jay and his posse. Jay wants to make a retraction. Hold on, go ahead.

1:23:27 Insane Clown Posse Hello, listen, I just wanted to let you know that you're alive!

1:23:31 Adam Oh, all right.

1:23:31 Caller You are an asshole.

1:23:33 Adam She could not hear that. Stephanie. Yes. I'm sorry, you called on a bad night. Jay is, we're too scared to stop him. We really are. He's big. He's hopped up on Xanax. He scares both of us. Let's get Fletcher in here from Pennywise. From Pennywise, if we can even it out a little.

1:23:50 Drew It's like the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

1:23:52 Adam Stephanie, you gotta get some counseling. You gotta work this thing out and you should report it, okay? All right?

1:23:59 Drew Yeah, you need somebody to help you deal with this because obviously it's having significant effects. Obviously, it was a rape. Obviously, it's a victimization.

1:24:05 Adam If you want to give Jay your home number.

1:24:08 Drew And it's not your fault. We didn't ask to be the victim of a violent crime, okay?

1:24:12 Adam Okay, all right, take care of yourself.

1:24:13 Insane Clown Posse Or a victim of a violent Jay.

1:24:15 Adam All right, let's see if we can find someone whose parent was killed by an alcoholic driver. So, Jay can tear him a new eye hole.

1:24:22 Insane Clown Posse You guys don't understand what I'm saying, right? People go to prison because of that?

1:24:25 Drew People go to prison because people BS, though.

1:24:27 Adam Yeah, she wasn't lying.

1:24:29 Insane Clown Posse Would you be that drunk to not know you're getting love made to you?

1:24:33 Adam It happened to Drew five times in college, just as a sophomore year.

1:24:36 Drew Three and three and a half, four.

1:24:37 Adam Right. Do you understand?

1:24:39 Insane Clown Posse I just find it a little hard to believe. And I think that the whole story is a bunch of... Let's next call her, please.

1:24:46 Adam Diana?

1:24:46 Caller Yeah.

1:24:48 Adam You're nineteen?

1:24:49 Caller I'm scared now.

1:24:50 Adam I think Jay just ruined his bid for the Senate seat in Detroit.

1:24:56 Insane Clown Posse Diana, what's wrong with your anus? Let's get it over with.

1:24:59 Caller Nothing's wrong with my anus. I'm sorry.

1:25:02 Insane Clown Posse Let me holler at it. I'll fix it up real good. Remember my vise free for... I'm just kidding.

1:25:08 Caller He's scaring me.

1:25:09 Insane Clown Posse I'm sorry. Go ahead.

1:25:09 Drew He's scaring you. We're stuck in a room with him.

1:25:11 Adam You're in Wisconsin. Where are you calling from?

1:25:15 Caller I'm calling from La Mirada, California.

1:25:18 Insane Clown Posse It's right down the street.

1:25:19 Adam All right. So what's up?

1:25:21 Caller Well, me and my friends were together and we were doing some acid. And we started to hit nitrous, which we've done a lot of times before.

1:25:30 Adam Sure. It was a week night. What the hell?

1:25:33 Caller And one of my friends started going into convulsions for about five to ten seconds.

1:25:38 Adam That's nice.

1:25:39 Caller This has never happened before and it really, really scared me. I didn't know what to do. Like, she's fine now. She came out of it and she stopped shaking. And I was just wondering what caused that because I heard acid may cause seizures or something.

1:25:54 Drew It sure can.

1:25:55 Adam Acid hit nitrous. I'm guessing she was allergic to some of the fiber samples, maybe in the sofa, maybe the drapery.

1:26:00 Drew What's so surprising to me is that people get scared by these dramatic reactions that really don't have any, probably don't have real significance as compared to the damage that's actually being done. You're a biological instrument, your brain, and it is, I guarantee you, changing it permanently. Now, seizure is one of the transient things that can happen, but the more permanent issues are much more significant.

1:26:22 Adam Yeah, but if you're on accident, you're hitting nitrous, it's gonna do something.

1:26:26 Drew You know what?

1:26:27 Adam Let me tell you the big danger of nitrous is you do the hit and you fall over and whack your head on a shovel.

1:26:35 Drew That's right. And part of the problem is you can drop your blood pressure. That's probably what happened.

1:26:38 Adam One of those guys who died in the car?

1:26:40 Drew Yeah.

1:26:40 Adam Here's a great plan. You get in a pickup truck, Jay. You and your buddy, you get a nitrous tank in there. You roll the windows up. You start doing nitrous. Well, you both pass out. The nitrous, no one shuts the tank off and you wake up dead.

1:26:54 Drew That's it.

1:26:54 Adam Or worse. Right, Drew?

1:26:56 Insane Clown Posse Well, maybe the convulsions were caused because of the nitrous or the ecstasy or possibly the heroin needle hanging out of her neck. Let's see what caused the problem. All right.

1:27:07 Drew The nitrous probably is it because it drops pressure and you get these hypertensive seizures. She needs to be evaluated by a neurologist to see if she has some pre-existing thing that was brought out by these drugs. And you guys need a little help with the drug use here.

1:27:19 Insane Clown Posse And then maybe slow down.

1:27:20 Drew This is a serious ass.

1:27:22 Adam Well, you do what Drew suggests. You have X night, then nitrous night, then X night, but you don't have them at the same night. You know what I'm saying? And then maybe you sprinkle in, like Jason, horse night, a little speed night, but you separate the nights. OK. You don't eat pie and a banana split for dessert. You might eat a pie one night and have the banana split the next night. You see, it's overdoing it to do them on the same night.

1:27:46 Insane Clown Posse All right.

1:27:46 Adam That's all, baby. OK. And while you're doing the hit of nitrous with someone hitting you on the head with a shoe, Shovell.

1:27:54 Drew Shovell.

1:27:54 Insane Clown Posse Shovell.

1:27:54 Adam So you can catch an extra buzz. Easy, baby.

1:27:57 Drew And starting gas.

1:27:58 Insane Clown Posse Actually, when she got really high, her friend started making love to her.

1:28:02 Adam She didn't realize it.

1:28:03 Insane Clown Posse And then her boyfriend walked in and said, hey, what's going on?

1:28:08 Caller David? Yeah.

1:28:10 Adam You're 16.

1:28:11 Caller What's up?

1:28:13 Adam Nothing. I'm just I'm fast forwarding my mind to tomorrow night when we get the phone call. That girl was violently raped. And that guy with the Mexican mask, what's his name? What's his name? Violent John. He was making butthole references. And you and Drew set back and cackled like a couple of drunken hyenas.

1:28:35 Insane Clown Posse She was 16. We've been 16 before. You're not that stupid when you're 16, that you get raped and you don't know it.

1:28:43 Adam I think she was 19. Oh, with the S word.

1:28:47 Insane Clown Posse That makes you even stupider.

1:28:48 Adam All right.

1:28:49 Insane Clown Posse The only reason she's crying is because I held up a mirror to her stupid ass face and she took a good look at herself once I brought it up to her. She's like, wow, I was I did know what I was doing. I'm an idiot. She started crying because of it.

1:29:01 Adam Well, that's what that's what Jay and Shaggy do with Insane Clown Posse. They they hold up a mirror to society, the house so that they can see the foibles and the idiosyncrasies and things like that of society. And they and they examine society that way.

1:29:18 Drew They produce a puckish satire of contemporary mores.

1:29:21 Adam That's what I wanted to say. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Violent J is here tonight, earning his name. We'll be back. Maybe we'll hear a little something. Yeah, from Insane Clown Posse. After this. This is Adam Corolla.

1:29:37 Drew This is Dr. Drew. Stay tuned for more Loveline on the Zone 105.

1:29:41 Adam This is Adam Corolla.

1:29:42 Caller This is Dr. Drew.

1:29:43 Adam And you're listening to Loveline on the Zone 105. All right, just sitting around with Violent J from Insane Clown Posse, musing about rape.

1:30:02 Caller And what a horrible thing it is, don't get me wrong.

1:30:04 Adam No, it's a horrible thing. It was funny though, a second ago, J took a little reflective pause and he said, you know, when I think about rape, and I thought he was going to break into a song, I was going to pull an acoustic guitar out and start up on something. But speaking of music and speaking of Insane Clown Posse and speaking of Bizarre and Bizarre, which are the two new CDs which will be out on Halloween? We're going to hear something off of one of them. I know not which.

1:30:32 Insane Clown Posse Tilt A Whirl.

1:30:34 Adam Is that the song we're going to hear?

1:30:35 Insane Clown Posse I'm guessing because that's the only other song I think that is somewhat radio friendly.

1:30:39 Adam All right. Is that cute up there Anderson? Here you go.

1:34:12 Drew Wow.

1:34:14 Caller Oh my God. Somebody hold the phones. I can't believe that. That was some of my brilliant sexual psychology right there. That was about the kid that called and said that he actually jacked off, right? Oh my God. Wow.

1:34:34 Adam That is, you really need a cartoon. You need to be the voice of a cartoon.

1:34:39 Caller You need Insane Clown Posse Saturday morning. Every month, every single month available on KS Comics. Pick up the Insane Clown Posse Wiki Clowns comic book nationwide on KS Comics. Quick plug on that one.

1:34:51 Adam I'm talking about animation.

1:34:52 Drew You need to be some cartoon. I'm talking about some weird, you know, Spongebob or something.

1:34:57 Adam No, no, no.

1:34:58 Caller Forget it.

1:34:58 Adam Just hold tracing paper up over him and draw him.

1:35:01 Caller I'll be a three inch penis man like that one kid that called and said, I have a three inch penis and that's all I wanted to tell you.

1:35:07 Caller Michelle?

1:35:08 Caller Yes.

1:35:08 Adam You're 20.

1:35:09 Caller What's up? Yes. I wanted to tell you that I love you so much.

1:35:13 Caller I want to like grab your balls.

1:35:14 Caller That's what I wanted to tell everybody.

1:35:18 Insane Clown Posse I'm just like that kid. I'm about to just bust a nut all over you guys' table.

1:35:24 Adam Oh, Jesus.

1:35:25 Insane Clown Posse What the hell? Juggalos. I love Juggalos.

1:35:29 Adam You really bring out the delicate quality of people. The delicate quality of people.

1:35:35 Insane Clown Posse Do you guys understand what Juggalos do for me, though? Do you understand these people that are calling? That you guys probably just seeing all these people that are calling and cussing and whatever. Right. I love these people. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm not trying to be funny. Nothing. I am these people.

1:35:50 Adam They're salt of the earth.

1:35:51 Insane Clown Posse I'm one of them. Don't think I'm one of you guys. I'm one of them.

1:35:53 Adam I wish there were more people like that so I could move to Canada.

1:35:56 Insane Clown Posse That is me. That is me right there. And I speak for them. I'm the voice of them.

1:36:00 Adam Michelle?

1:36:01 Caller Yes.

1:36:01 Adam All right. Can you not cosplay?

1:36:04 Caller I won't. I'm sorry. I just get so excited because I totally with this with their music, I totally feel like I feel aggressive. I feel like I understand completely what they talk about. And I'm not trying to say, oh, I I totally am I want to kill everybody. No, I want to do something crazy.

1:36:21 Adam Just the unholy.

1:36:23 Caller Huh?

1:36:24 Adam Yeah.

1:36:24 Insane Clown Posse Dishonley Unholy, a prominent member of Dark Lotus, by the way.

1:36:27 Adam Yes, yes. I know. No, if they can inspire just one person to head out to the tool shed, grab a hoe, run down the street and kill somebody, their work is done as a band.

1:36:38 Caller Yes.

1:36:39 Adam Fantastic.

1:36:40 Caller I wanted to share a story. I was during high school, I used to have this tendency about hitting guys in the balls.

1:36:46 Insane Clown Posse Oh, yeah.

1:36:47 Caller And, you know, I was thinking about it. I want to go see you November 11th.

1:36:52 Insane Clown Posse Don't hit my balls.

1:36:54 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:36:55 Caller I'm calling from Whittier, California.

1:36:57 Insane Clown Posse Listen, you can gently caress them all you want. You can fondle them, you can juggle them gently, but please don't punch the balls.

1:37:04 Adam Or you can do what Drew does when I'm going number one, which is cup.

1:37:08 Caller I'll cup them.

1:37:09 Insane Clown Posse Hold them up.

1:37:10 Caller You won't care, Violent J, if I grab you?

1:37:12 Insane Clown Posse You can caress the balls. You can gently pet them. You can stroke them. You can juggle them from side to side to side to hand, but don't punch the balls. Don't flick the balls.

1:37:24 Adam It's a Faberge egg, not a hanky sack, is what Jay is saying.

1:37:29 Insane Clown Posse Shaggy, on the other hand, he has wooden balls. You can do with them what you wish.

1:37:32 Adam Use it for a speed bag.

1:37:34 Drew Any closing comments or we'll take a little break here?

1:37:35 Insane Clown Posse I just want everybody to know that I love Juggalos and if you're not a Juggalo, then you're a effing ho. You are an asshole.

1:37:50 Adam This is Adam Corolla and this is Dr. Drew, and you're listening to Loveline on the Zone 105. I'm not fake.

1:38:05 Caller All right.

1:38:06 Adam Boy, between Carrot Top and Violent J tonight, we really plumbed some new depths on this show. All right. I want to thank personally Violent J for coming in here and making my job much easier because all I did was lay back and laugh and roll to a commercial every once in a while. I really shouldn't get paid for tonight.

1:38:26 Caller I'm always happy to come on here, you guys, and offer my advice and facts. You guys, both of you are very well in my credentials that I have to respect. I wouldn't consider myself an expert or professional. I don't get paid for such advice. I want to feel worked on. But I could be. I think that's obvious.

1:38:42 Adam There's no doubt that you have potential. I have realized potential as well.

1:38:47 Caller We're out of show.

1:38:48 Adam I want to tell everyone, coming up on Halloween, go out and get yourself the Insane Clown Posse CDs. Two of them, both called Bizarre. Check into insaneclownposse.com. Find out.

1:39:01 Caller Check into the entire Juggalo world.

1:39:03 Adam That's right.

1:39:05 Caller Initiate yourself into the Insane Clown Posse.

1:39:07 Adam Jay, great to see you again.

1:39:10 Caller You guys, thank you again for having me.

1:39:11 Adam Give our love to Shaggy.

1:39:12 Caller I will. Your love to his face.

1:39:15 Adam Don't eat too much of his Vicodin. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:39:20 Caller The only way I lift is my own. My big fat ass every day when I wake up.

1:39:25 Caller That was pretty good.

1:39:27 Caller that up. Oh my God. Hey, play that again.

1:39:41 Caller The producer for Loveline is Dan Wilkins Engel. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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