Episode 1000754887179

0:58 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content, content, content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.

1:13 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. VFX number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. You all right there, Drew?

1:30 Drew Yeah, I'm all right.

1:31 Adam Feeling good?

1:32 Drew Yeah, I was just oblige you. I knew you'd tell me to cough something up. I'd get it out of the way early.

1:37 Adam You brought it up?

1:37 Drew No.

1:38 Adam All right. It's still in you? Let's see if we can work on that during the show. I'll give you a little vapor rub later on in the show.

1:45 Drew Speaking of vapor, how are your emissions tonight?

1:47 Adam I was a little gassy last night. Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight from VIP. Saturday nights, syndication, usually on 11, 30. What's the average?

2:00 Natalie Raitano 12, 30.

2:01 12, 30?

2:02 Natalie Raitano On Saturday nights and then Sunday, it kind of varies depending on sports.

2:06 Adam But does it vary?

2:10 That's right.

2:10 Natalie Raitano VIP.

2:11 Adam I've been using the hell out of mine at home. I'll tell you, making a black coffee mug is like making a brown toilet. It's genius.

2:19 Very smart.

2:21 Adam Very smart. You know what I'm saying?

2:23 Drew This is your next act when you become president.

2:25 Adam From this day forward, all toilets will be brown. Well, no, I just mean, you know, coffee mugs, if you use them, get a little, they get a little grody in there. They get that little ring going.

2:35 Natalie Raitano If you have a black one, you can't see the ring at the bottom.

2:38 Adam That's right. And I ain't interested in what goes in me. It's just what I see going in me. I feel you. That's my philosophy.

2:44 Drew You're coming out.

2:45 Adam And what comes out of me.

2:46 Drew You don't want to see that either.

2:48 Adam I don't want to see it, but I do take a look. Yeah, I got to say. Now, wait a minute. Is VIP, because I do see it at all different times, but is it on nationally at the same time on Saturday?

3:02 Natalie Raitano That's why I'm saying that.

3:03 Adam That's why I said that, because we're an international show.

3:05 Natalie Raitano Check your Fox affiliate for your local listings on Saturday and Sundays, and you will see VIP somewhere. And if you didn't know, you will know now that we just got bought out by TNN, so we are supposedly going to be on now seven days a week.

3:21 Drew You mean the syndicated?

3:22 Natalie Raitano Yeah, they bought. So you are going to get VIP'd.

3:26 Adam We're in the third season, right?

3:29 Natalie Raitano We're just finishing up third season, yes.

3:33 Adam They syndicate earlier and earlier now, don't they? And how many episodes have you guys filmed all together?

3:39 Natalie Raitano Well, let me see, third season at 22 per episode.

3:43 Drew 66.

3:44 Natalie Raitano Yeah, we're going to go right into fourth season.

3:46 Adam Oh, that's good. So it's just making you a star and a bunch of money and all that good stuff, right?

3:52 Natalie Raitano Yeah, it sucks.

3:55 Adam Yeah, it's really worked out. But I ran into that beautiful Molly Culver and Yeah, your favorite. Yeah, I love her and Home Depot in North Hollywood.

4:04 Drew She pretended she didn't know.

4:05 Adam Really keeping it real.

4:06 Natalie Raitano She ran away from you?

4:08 Adam No, no. I was working there, you know, as a day gig.

4:13 Natalie Raitano There are jobs for hiatus.

4:17 Adam She was like in line getting some, I don't know what she was getting. And I ran in her and I was like shocked. I couldn't even place her.

4:23 Caller Really?

4:23 Adam Because you don't think of this beautiful auburn haired woman sitting in a North Hollywood Home Depot.

4:31 Caller You know what I mean?

4:32 Adam Like when people show up in places out of context, you're not used to seeing them. I think your brain uses like two ways to figure out who a person is. One is who the person is and the other is where you are. Right. And so if you had some premier party or something, you could easily figure it out. But if you're in line at a Home Depot, it's a little confusing. That's all I'm saying. All right. We talked to Natalie before the show. She has zero to plug other than VIP, which is plenty.

5:03 Natalie Raitano Which is a lot.

5:04 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How is that? Is it agreeing with you, the celebrity?

5:11 Natalie Raitano It's, you know.

5:13 Caller Yeah?

5:13 Adam You don't like it?

5:14 Caller It's fun.

5:15 Adam You like it?

5:15 Natalie Raitano It's fun. I mean, you know. I don't know.

5:19 Adam What's the bad part? What's the problem?

5:23 Natalie Raitano I think it's just I don't really focus on that. I feel like, you know, it just brings, you know, your goals to another level. And it's just a job that everybody sees you doing and recognizes you. So it's kind of weird. It's fun at first. Then I kind of think it turns weird.

5:41 Drew And are you being stalked or anything?

5:43 Natalie Raitano No, no, no, no. Thank God.

5:45 Drew That kind of weird.

5:45 Adam Would you like me to stalk you?

5:47 Natalie Raitano No, no, no. Well, would I like you to stalk me?

5:51 You're talking.

5:54 Adam I could follow you home tonight. You know, I'm parked right next to you. Big deal. I give you 100 feet. Keep my headlights off. All right.

6:03 Natalie Raitano But no stalking.

6:04 Adam But, you know, as a woman, is it? And I know you have no nothing to compare this to. But, you know, women are a little more like like Drew. I'll go to the hardware store. I'll go to the market. I'll go in a pair of sweatpants, a pair of slippers with an erection and a shirt with mustard smeared on it and wouldn't think twice about it.

6:24 Drew That's how other people would identify you.

6:26 Adam Right. But I think as a woman, especially who's made up, looking beautiful, looking hot, looking sexy on TV, do you have to pause before you go out now and think, I better put a little mascara on in case I run into somebody?

6:39 Drew Or conversely, do you dress down?

6:42 Adam Do you dress down or do you not want to go out? I mean, do you feel like you have to pull it together or do something different?

6:47 Natalie Raitano No, I just do what I want. I just am myself. If I go out to an event, of course, you know, I want to look nice or if you're doing something like a red carpet thing, but you will definitely catch me in my pajamas at 7-Eleven.

6:59 Caller Oh, really?

7:00 Adam All right. Well, maybe we'll stop there on the way home when I'm following you.

7:03 Natalie Raitano It's not that exciting. I'm a sweatpants, guys, underwear wearing person.

7:08 Adam All right. So there's nothing bad about being a celebrity so far.

7:11 Natalie Raitano No.

7:11 Caller OK, good.

7:12 Adam All right.

7:13 Natalie Raitano The money's good.

7:14 Adam Did you always want to be one?

7:16 Natalie Raitano Well, I think that, yeah, I guess it's a dream, you know, when I remember always saying, like, I'm going to come out here and I'm going to be a star. I'm going to be a star. You don't ever think it's actually going to happen. And then you're like, oh, my God, it really did happen.

7:27 Drew You're a dancer, though, right?

7:28 Natalie Raitano I was a dancer, a ballet dancer and hip hop dancer and stuff like that.

7:34 Adam And you were you were hosting. Weren't you hosting a show, a dance show or a exercise show or something like that?

7:42 Natalie Raitano On ESPN 2, Hip Hop Body Shop. I was just one of the dancers. It was actually a show by the guy named his name, Myla Lavelle. And he still teaches hip hop like all over the world and stuff like that. And I was just happy to get that job because somebody had gotten fired.

7:58 Right.

7:59 Natalie Raitano And I used to take his class because I was actually a singer in a girl's group. And I was just taking his class because I worked at a gym and I was just going to, you know, like girls groups have to know how to dance. So I was just kind of brushing up on my dance moves and then it turned into like me always dancing.

8:15 Right.

8:15 Natalie Raitano So I went to Russia and did like, you know, performed at this White Night. It was a great experience.

8:21 Adam You did that dance where you cross your arms and kick your feet up real hard.

8:24 Natalie Raitano Yeah, you know, blah, blah, blah.

8:25 Adam What the, oh, there you go. A little of that Russian heritage poking through there. Yeah. What the hell is I going to say? All right. That's good. You want to take to stardom and take some calls here, Andrew.

8:38 Drew You're ready. But yeah, all right.

8:39 Adam Now I had something I wanted to say, but I can't remember what it was.

8:42 Drew We should miss anything.

8:43 Adam You know, anything I think you guys should hear. Lisa.

8:47 Hi.

8:48 Adam You're 22.

8:49 Caller Yeah. I got a question for you. My partner and I have anal sex and I like it a lot. But like the next day, I find myself bleeding just a little bit. Well, is that normal?

9:02 Adam Certain amount of rectal bleeding is good for a woman, isn't it, Drew?

9:06 Caller It's good.

9:07 Drew No, no. You know, you can injure yourself with this stuff. It happens. We talked to a guy last night that had a fissure and you can get all kinds of anal pathology.

9:17 Adam How often are you engaging in this?

9:20 Caller Maybe once a week or once every two weeks.

9:22 Adam I remember what I was going to say. When Natalie was talking about having a band, I thought if I had an all-girl band, I would call it Maxi Pad. Don't you think it would be a good name for an all-girl band? Maxi Pad? You don't think so?

9:39 Drew That's the man show all-girl band.

9:40 Adam Oh, really? That would be a cool name for a girl band.

9:43 Natalie Raitano It would be a good hard rock band.

9:44 Adam Yeah, Maxi Pad.

9:46 Drew Punk girl band.

9:47 Adam Maximum Rock. It's that time of the month to rock, that kind of thing, off the top of my head.

9:53 Natalie Raitano Hey, I don't disagree.

9:55 All right.

9:56 Adam But you don't agree. Lisa.

9:58 Drew So Lisa, you got to be careful with this.

10:00 Caller Okay. What can I do to be more careful?

10:03 Adam Wait a minute. What did you say you're good for a week?

10:05 Drew Every two weeks.

10:07 Adam Every two weeks?

10:07 Drew Every one to two weeks, yeah.

10:09 Caller Yeah, like, I mean, we have regular intercourse, but like just to mix it up and stuff. I like doing that and different sorts of things, but like, is there anything I should be doing to be more careful about that?

10:20 Drew Condom, lubrication, that kind of thing.

10:22 Caller Yeah, we use all that. And it doesn't hurt. I mean, I like it, but it just, it seems like...

10:27 Drew Some people aren't meant to do this.

10:28 Adam Well, what is that rectal bleeding? What is that?

10:30 Drew Probably hemorrhoid or tear.

10:32 Adam Oh, really? But, okay, let me ask you this. A lot of women bleed when they have intercourse, right?

10:38 Drew Yeah, that's different.

10:39 Adam Why?

10:39 Drew Because that's actually from the uterus. This is from the sphincter.

10:45 Adam I see. It's not from the inside there?

10:47 Drew No, probably not.

10:48 Adam But the sphincter is connected to something, right?

10:50 Drew Yeah.

10:51 Adam But that part doesn't bleed. It's from the actual part that it enters through. You know what I mean? Well, what I mean is...

10:58 Drew When women, the bleeding comes from way downstream, way upstream, right?

11:01 Adam Natalie, aren't you glad you did the show again?

11:03 Natalie Raitano Yeah, well, I was just thinking like...

11:05 Adam Yeah, what are you doing here?

11:06 Natalie Raitano Back to your body shop now.

11:09 Yeah.

11:10 Natalie Raitano Well... I can't answer these questions because I've never had anal sex.

11:14 Adam You know what I did? See, you'd strike me as someone who did. I mean, that's a compliment, but I mean, you seem kind of rough and tumble. Yeah. You just seem like an anal sex gal. That's all.

11:24 Natalie Raitano Well, you know, looks can be deceiving.

11:26 Adam I guess so, yeah.

11:28 Natalie Raitano I don't, you know.

11:29 Adam Not your thing?

11:30 Natalie Raitano Not really my vibe.

11:32 Adam You know it's not your thing, right?

11:33 Natalie Raitano I know it's not my thing.

11:35 Adam It's not my thing either.

11:36 Natalie Raitano We could.

11:37 Adam Well, what I mean is, is there's some people that just kind of.

11:40 Drew She's going to take this back to Molly, right?

11:42 Adam Well, careful.

11:43 Natalie Raitano I'm going to tell Molly that you want to be an anal sex gal.

11:46 Adam Okay. No, here's, here's what I'm saying. There's certain things you have to try to know you don't like, like liver.

11:53 Drew Yeah.

11:53 Adam Like I tried liver. I don't like liver. I was willing to try it though, but I don't like a thumb in the ass.

11:59 Drew Right. You know that without trying.

12:00 Adam I know it. I know it. I know it in my heart of hearts and my asses of asses. And I think, Natalie, you're saying the same thing about your ass. You know you don't like it in advance.

12:11 Drew I think there's a Dr. Seuss book here.

12:13 Adam Hearts and hearts and asses and asses.

12:16 Drew But listen, in some people are just not meant to do this. It's like, it's bizarre why people would demand of themselves they continue this behavior. In other words, if she were doing some exercise and it caused her to bleed or pain in a joint, she'd stop that activity because that's what your body is telling you it's time to do.

12:35 Adam Blood coming from your rectum is your body saying no more of this. That's right.

12:41 Drew And it does actually need to be evaluated. She's only 22, but theoretically it needs to be looked at.

12:46 Adam Tony, you're 15.

12:49 Caller Natalie, I just want to say you're very hot.

12:51 Drew Thank you.

12:51 Caller You're welcome. And my question is, my situation is, two days ago, I was in a fight at school, and the guy that I was fighting took a cheap shot at me and need me in my testicles. And ever since then, they've become really swollen and tender and sore. And whenever I ejaculate, there's blood mixed with the semen.

13:17 Adam This show is really taking a turn. The rectum bleeding and the semen coming out of the penis.

13:23 Caller Yikes.

13:23 Drew Adam, let me just paint the picture. If this scenario had happened to you, what would the next move be?

13:29 Caller Airlift.

13:29 Drew That's what I figured.

13:30 Adam To the hospital. Not drive, airlift.

13:32 Drew Yeah, Tony, why have you not been seen by medical personnel?

13:35 Caller Well, my family's kind of pretty poor and we don't have no family doctor.

13:40 Adam Yeah, but can you just go to a clinic?

13:41 Drew Go to a county hospital.

13:43 Caller We can pack and just go to a county hospital.

13:44 Adam Oh yeah, you can just go there and wait for 14 hours.

13:47 Drew Yeah, it's not very nice.

13:48 Adam Some student nurse will look at your testicles.

13:51 Drew No, you'll get somebody to look at you, but here's the deal, you can actually fracture and rupture and kill the testes quite literally.

13:57 Caller And is that what it could be?

13:59 Drew Well, it could be lots of things. You can have all sorts of injuries there, but some of them could be quite serious.

14:04 Adam Whatever it is, you gotta get it checked out.

14:06 Caller All right.

14:06 Adam You're 15.

14:07 Caller Yeah.

14:08 Adam You're gonna need your scrotum for, well, let's see, how old am I, 36?

14:11 Drew 12, 10 years. You lost the need about 7 years ago for your...

14:15 Adam For my scrotum?

14:16 Drew Yeah.

14:16 Adam My stop view is my scrotum about, you know, about 93, something like that.

14:21 Caller All right.

14:22 Adam Get to the hospital.

14:23 Caller Thank you very much. All right.

14:25 Carrie.

14:26 Caller Yeah.

14:27 Adam Carrie, 17. What's up?

14:28 Caller Well, I think it's just basically that my boyfriend doesn't know how to please me. We have absolutely fabulous sex, but we've been going...

14:39 Drew Stop right there. How do those two statements go together? Help me understand that.

14:43 Caller Well, I'm just a little bit more open and he is not exactly as comfortable as...

14:50 Drew What is so fabulous about something that's dissatisfying?

14:53 Caller Well, it's not dissatisfying. It's just the fact that it's getting kind of boring and I don't know how to confront him about this. I mean, I don't want to insult him because like I'm telling you...

15:04 Drew We're getting ready to gamble here.

15:06 Adam You got to confront him about...

15:07 Natalie Raitano What's boring about it?

15:09 Caller Excuse me?

15:09 Natalie Raitano What's boring about it?

15:10 Caller Well, it's just kind of a gnawness. I mean, we... I know what to expect every time we have sex and...

15:16 Drew How old is your boyfriend?

15:17 Caller Yes.

15:18 Drew How old is he?

15:19 Caller He's 17 and I think that's part of the problem because I'm more accustomed to dating older guys and he's the first one.

15:25 Drew I might gamble.

15:26 Adam How much older?

15:27 Caller Oh, not much older. Just a few years older, like three or four years older and that's just my typical age range at that date. But this particular guy is my age and I know that 17 year old guys are not exactly as secure with their sexuality as an older guy would be. And he's just, he knows how to please me but it's just not as...

15:47 Adam Well, it's fantastic sex. No one would argue with that.

15:50 Caller Well, no, no. I mean, the sex is...

15:53 Adam It smells fantastic.

15:55 Caller Well, it's fantastic but it's been fantastic. I want to change it. I want to add...

16:00 Adam Oh, you don't mess with perfection. Drew, once again, hold on a second there, Gary, right? All right. Natalie, you got any money or do you spend it all on that car?

16:10 Natalie Raitano Yeah, I got a few.

16:12 Caller You got a dollar?

16:13 Adam Oh, man. You're getting a part of this... Oh, I don't have any money.

16:17 Natalie Raitano Do you want to borrow some?

16:18 Yeah, can I borrow a dollar?

16:19 Adam Just one dollar. I'll give it to you later when I follow you home. I got a change in the ashtray in my car. Thank you.

16:24 Natalie Raitano What are we gambling?

16:25 Adam We're gambling on Carrie's past. Now, Drew had an instinct about her. I didn't have too much instinct about her.

16:34 Drew She's talking like a 35-year-old sort of through the mill professional.

16:41 Adam All right.

16:42 Drew She's 17.

16:43 Adam Don't give too much away.

16:44 Drew Yeah.

16:45 Adam Let's just gamble.

16:46 Drew I don't have a clear picture of what it is yet.

16:48 Adam Well, you did when you're reaching for your wallet.

16:50 Drew No, I know something's up.

16:52 Adam All right. So anyway, Natalie, here's how this works. We haven't done this in a while. We don't gamble on what's going on with her right now. I don't know what's going on with her school or parents or anything. We gamble on where she comes from. What kind of family did she grow up in? Parents divorced, there's alcoholism, physical abuse, sexual abuse. Where is it? What is it?

17:11 Caller All right.

17:12 Adam I'll go first. I'm going to say she's not crazy about guys. She dates the older guys, says good things and then bad things. Dad, oh man, I had a lead on this one a few minutes ago, just like my maxi pad ban joke, but it's gone. I'm going to go with dad, dad not around. Dad was around, but never paid any attention. Is that too vague?

17:49 Drew Put the parents together, I'll give you that one.

17:51 Adam Yeah, because I actually get money for parents just being together these days. Parents together...

17:56 Drew It's such a long shot.

17:58 Caller If you can predict that, wow.

17:59 Adam Dad really absent, always absent.

18:02 Drew But how about, well, like in the same town?

18:05 Adam All right, parents not together, dad gone, dad always gone. Stepdad didn't really care, never bonded with the guy, just kind of floated. Mom was kind of into stepdad, into her own ass, maybe booze.

18:17 Drew Yeah.

18:18 Adam No bonding with Carrie. She just floated. Yeah. That's the feeling I got.

18:21 Drew I get that too.

18:22 Adam All right.

18:23 Caller Natalie?

18:27 Natalie Raitano Definitely no attention from anybody as far as any male figures in her house. It was at 17 of you're wondering like, God, this guy doesn't satisfy me then.

18:40 Adam All right.

18:41 Natalie Raitano I mean, I'm not, I don't think, you know, definitely looking for attention and love.

18:46 Caller No love.

18:47 Drew I think we're all three on that same page.

18:48 Caller All right. But what? But what?

18:49 Adam Alcoholic dad, sexual abuse, parents could be together, you know, and here's another good gambling bet, Natalie. I'll give you a hint because I like it. You can say, she can deny, oh, I'm past one. I'm already started stocking. There's already a restraining order out on me. You can say that she won't admit to anything and her parents are together and everything's great. You'll make your money through default, you know what I mean? She may not cop the certain things.

19:18 Natalie Raitano But I got to say whether the parents are together.

19:22 Adam Parents are together, parents are divorced, sexual abuse, physical abuse.

19:26 Natalie Raitano But the one thing about her is she's really, you know, she's pretty open and honest. Seems like she knows herself really well.

19:35 Adam So what are you going with?

19:37 Drew That's all BS, all that stuff. Everything you heard from her, it's all, all, all.

19:41 Adam Listen, let Natalie, Natalie's got to get a vote.

19:43 Natalie Raitano Well, you're the professional.

19:44 Drew I'm not a professional. I'm kind of guessing too. I'm going to guess too. Because we're kind of guessing what our instincts tell us.

19:48 Adam I don't know what Natalie's guess is though.

19:51 Natalie Raitano Do I have to guess like, definitely either alcoholic father?

19:54 Drew Yes, yes.

19:55 Adam Something, something, something.

19:57 Natalie Raitano I think that there is definitely some sort of sexual abuse.

20:04 Adam All right, good enough.

20:05 Natalie Raitano Or rape or something.

20:06 Adam Fine, good enough.

20:07 Drew Because I think she definitely had that 12 year old, 19 year old relationship.

20:11 Adam Yeah, interesting.

20:12 Drew She definitely had that.

20:13 Adam Yeah.

20:14 Drew But I think she had some sort of like quasi hippie mom who was a professional.

20:18 Natalie Raitano I was going to say.

20:18 Drew Yeah, mom's got this girl full of all kinds of stuff. And it's all intellectualized BS. It's all BS. He doesn't satisfy me. It's all a lot of load of crap, but it's covering up for something. She wants to experiment. But the covering up is what we're all picking up on. It's about the dad not being there. I can't figure out why dad wasn't there. I'll just say.

20:38 Natalie Raitano Dad was a professional guy, traveled a lot or something.

20:40 Drew And died. Died.

20:41 Adam All right. Well, let's hope. Drew, you keep your fingers crossed for dad dying. Natalie, you keep your fingers crossed for rape.

20:47 Natalie Raitano Or left. Or he left.

20:49 I think he left.

20:50 Adam Carrie?

20:51 Caller Yeah.

20:51 Adam All right, baby. Now, what's the situation at home? Just so we can settle these bets.

20:56 Caller All right. Parents are divorced. Mother is an alcoholic, not a hippie fanatic. Never filled me full of anything because she's dumb as hell. And I have a good relationship with her, but it's more like a friend relationship with her. Father is around, but no, not a lot of attention there. Let's see.

21:12 Caller Let's see. Let her talk.

21:14 Adam Yes.

21:15 Caller No alcoholism with father and no sexual or rape abuse.

21:19 Adam Any step dads?

21:20 Caller No step dads. Mother's boyfriend, it doesn't count because I don't really, you know, see him or.

21:26 Drew The alcoholic mom.

21:27 Adam How long is, I had an alcoholic mom. How long was-

21:30 Drew We had a pothead mom.

21:31 Adam I didn't say pothead.

21:33 Drew You said that.

21:34 Adam What, how long has your mom's boyfriend been around?

21:39 Caller Well, about seven years or so.

21:41 Adam So a while, but they're not married.

21:43 Caller No.

21:43 Adam All right, now hold on a second. I think I'm getting to this money because I said divorced. I said mom alcoholic.

21:51 Drew Yeah, yeah.

21:51 Adam And I said stepdad hanging around, but never bonded with.

21:54 Drew Ask about the 12 year old.

21:55 Adam But there's a boyfriend of seven years. That's pretty good.

21:57 Drew There's still, we gotta figure out, so what's wrong with the dad situation? Something else.

22:00 Natalie Raitano He definitely doesn't like his stepfather.

22:02 Adam Yeah, or a long time boyfriend.

22:04 Drew When you were, when you, how old were you when you had your first boyfriend?

22:08 Caller 12.

22:08 Drew How old was he?

22:10 Caller Um, you're right, dad on 12, 17.

22:14 Adam 12, 17?

22:15 Drew I said 12, 19.

22:15 Adam You lose your virginity at 12?

22:18 Caller No, 13. I lost my virginity.

22:19 Caller To how old?

22:21 16.

22:24 Adam But you had a, I'm sorry, Drew, I didn't get you. Not quite. Not quite. Drew was implying some sexual activity at 12, 13 with an 18, 19 year old. That didn't happen?

22:34 Drew Close, close.

22:36 Caller It was a very unhealthy sexual relationship when I was much younger, but I've been counseling and I've worked out those problems and I feel very comfortable with my sexuality and I'm not promiscuous. And this guy that I've been with, I've been with him for about three and a half months. I waited about a month before I had sex with him.

22:53 Adam What's up that you have this sort of bitchy alcoholic mom that you don't really bond with that well, but you're in therapy and stuff? Is your mom a professional or where's the money coming from?

23:05 Caller Well, my father's, we're well off. I don't live with my mother. I live with my father. I see my mother on the weekends and she's just there. I don't love her, but I don't blame her for anything at all.

23:18 Adam Where's dad? What's his problem?

23:20 Natalie Raitano She's got to be really independent. You can tell.

23:22 Adam Yeah. What's up with dad?

23:24 Caller Dad's around. We don't have a very close relationship.

23:27 Adam I mean, he's a very loving, caring father, but we know he's no better, but we don't like him.

23:33 Drew When he was married to mom, was there a lot of violence in the home or aggression?

23:36 Caller No, not particularly. They were only married until I was two.

23:39 Adam Is he a business guy? Does he work a lot?

23:42 Caller Yeah, he does work a lot.

23:44 Adam We all picked up on basically the same vibe, which is you kind of raise yourself.

23:49 Caller Yeah.

23:51 Adam And Drew picked up on the sort of therapy part of it, not that you were in therapy, but that somebody was feeding you some stuff and you're kind of intellectualizing things. But meanwhile, it's like too much intellectualizing and then a feeling going on.

24:04 Drew Right.

24:04 Caller I think there's a lot of feeling going on.

24:06 Drew I'm hearing more of it now, frankly.

24:07 Adam Yeah.

24:08 Drew There's sort of a little bit.

24:09 Adam So Carrie, listen, say to the guy, tell him what you want.

24:12 Caller Well, that's kind of difficult. That's what I wanted the advice on. The guy loves me and he wants to please me. He leaves the pleasing up to me. I mean, in a course where I'm just like in control.

24:26 Drew Yeah, but if you instruct men, they will perform. You just got to tell them. They will not hurt their feelings. They're delighted to be, they're willing students all the time.

24:35 Caller I've taught him some things since we've been together.

24:37 Adam Yeah, this is the part that's...

24:38 Natalie Raitano Well, they've only been together three and a half months. I mean, give them a little bit of time.

24:42 Drew Also, this whole thing of I'm the teacher, I'm in charge, that's bothering me. That's not real.

24:46 Adam Yeah, and the part with...

24:47 Natalie Raitano Well, you will be the teacher if the kid's 17 years old, okay?

24:51 Adam You know, a good teacher's pupil doesn't know...

24:54 Natalie Raitano I don't know when they're older.

24:56 Adam I had a Confucius like saying, which is a good teacher's pupil doesn't know he's being taught a lesson. That's what makes a good teacher. They just think they're enjoying themselves. Oh, mm. Right that there. Screw you. No, that was good. It was? I thought you were screwing around. That's true. What makes a good teacher? You think you're having a good time, you don't know you're learning stuff.

25:15 Drew You're being entertained.

25:16 Adam Yeah. All right. So don't give them that whole rap about, I've been with a lot of older guys who are more experienced. Just slow down and mellow out. And Carrie, your boobs may say 17, but your brain says 37. And you're a bit of a ball buster, and this guy's 17, doesn't know what's going on.

25:35 Caller And I just slow it down a little bit.

25:37 Natalie Raitano I personally think that you should just, you know, take a little bit, maybe a month wasn't long enough, and you just take a little bit more time to get to know each other on a more, you know, intimate level other than sex. And then you can feel each other, because when you don't, you mean you don't know each other yet. So how can you, you know, when you know each other on, without sex, and then you sleep together, it's so much better.

26:00 Drew You don't feel that there's any connection there.

26:02 Natalie Raitano There's no connection yet. That's why.

26:04 Adam Or when you're really drunk and you don't even know the person's name.

26:08 Drew Exactly. That's your favorite.

26:09 Adam I'll give Natalie the dollar back that I took from her.

26:12 Natalie Raitano Do you want to keep it for the next bet?

26:14 Adam Well, I...

26:15 Drew Now he's got money.

26:16 Adam I'm taking the two dollars because we're all close. I think I was a little closer.

26:20 You were closest.

26:21 Drew Absolutely.

26:21 All right.

26:22 Drew Hands down.

26:25 Adam Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight from VIP. Check your local listings, Saturday night and Sunday. I see it at noon, I think, out here on Sunday, or I have.

26:35 Natalie Raitano It's like on, I saw it at five o'clock. It's on all the time.

26:39 Adam Just turn the TV on and watch VIP. And when we come back, we'll talk to Enrica. That is 18 and a gang bang and members threatened to kill him. Oh, he's in a gang. I can't say the word gang without the word bang behind it on this show. He's in a gang, he's threatened to be killed. We'll talk to him after this.

27:01 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

27:34 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. Natalie Raitano is here tonight for VIP. Yep. Saturdays, Sundays, almost every day. But the-

27:48 Drew It will be every day.

27:49 Adam New one, Saturdays, right? Repeats on Sundays, all right?

27:55 Natalie Raitano Repeats on Saturday, new one on Sunday.

27:57 Adam Oh, new one on Sunday. I just figured because Saturday comes before Sunday, but it comes after it because it's the next week or something. Yeah. All right. So anyway, turn on Fox and find it. I'm sure you guys who watch it know where it is.

28:13 Caller All right. How many phones do I have to talk to?

28:16 Adam Wait a minute. That's not who we were talking to.

28:17 Drew Yes, you said.

28:19 Adam Yeah, but that wasn't the guy's name.

28:20 Drew Enrique.

28:22 Adam I swear to Christ.

28:23 Natalie Raitano Yes, the one that's in the gang.

28:25 Drew Yeah, but you must have mispronounced it. No, no.

28:27 Adam No, it wasn't.

28:28 Drew No, it wasn't spelled that way. Enrique?

28:30 Caller Yes.

28:32 Adam All right. Hold on a second.

28:33 Drew They rewrote that in to get you to pronounce it properly.

28:36 Adam Okay, but listen, you're gaslighting me, you guys. It makes me feel high. Enrique.

28:43 Caller Yes.

28:44 Adam All right, I'm sorry.

28:46 Caller Yes, right now, I'm in a gang and like if I try to get out, they, they turn to kill me. Like if I were to go to like the night to like another state, then I'm killing my family or something.

28:59 Adam Really?

29:00 Caller Yes.

29:01 Drew Why?

29:02 Caller Because it's, it's a rule.

29:05 Adam No, no traveling?

29:07 Caller No.

29:08 Adam What if you got like a note? Couldn't do it?

29:12 Caller No.

29:12 Adam No.

29:13 Drew Are there any conditions?

29:14 Adam What state are you calling from?

29:16 Caller New Orleans, Louisiana. Oh.

29:18 Adam Well, where do you want to go? Do you want to go somewhere?

29:21 Caller Well, you know, I want to do a better life.

29:24 Adam I see. Do you, now when you say your family, you mean your mom, your dad, or you mean your kids or your wife or whatever?

29:31 Caller My mom and my dad.

29:32 Caller Yeah.

29:33 Adam Can't, what gang is it?

29:36 Drew Oh, no, no, no, we don't want to know.

29:38 Caller We don't?

29:39 Drew Because then we're in.

29:40 Natalie Raitano What if they're listening?

29:41 Adam We're in the gang.

29:42 Drew Then we're involved. We got to do something.

29:43 Adam Wait a minute, Drew travels a lot. Are you saying you can't travel if you're in the gang?

29:47 Drew That's right, I wouldn't be able to travel anymore.

29:48 Adam Well, I want to know what the name of the gang is.

29:50 Drew But now, you know, you're putting him in jeopardy that way, really, I can't let you do that.

29:54 Adam Better if you don't. Jesus Christ, Drew.

29:56 Drew What if they hear him saying that?

29:57 Adam Oh, what if, what if, what if? Jesus Christ, trying to do some radio here.

30:01 Drew I know you just march along with any concern for what the outcome of what we say and do might be.

30:05 Adam No, you have no feel for the radio at all. People listening to the show are curious what the name of the gang is. They want to know if it's the Crips or the Bloods or what the hell it is. It's not going to make a difference if he said what it was. Unless he would, she says the Bloods, it's the Bloods. He says it's the Crips, it's the Crips.

30:22 Drew No, it's going to be some local, these are local names.

30:24 Adam Why? Well, I'm curious as to a lot of the gangs that we started out here. When I say we, I mean, me and my black Chicano brothers out here, we franchised. We sent them out around the country. I want to know if it's one of those kinds of gangs. Enrique?

30:42 Caller Yes.

30:42 Adam Is it like a big gang?

30:45 Caller Yes, it's a very big one.

30:46 Adam Alright, so it would be like the Crips of the Bloods or something like that. See, they open up chapters.

30:50 Caller It's a Mexican one.

30:52 Adam Oh, the Chupacabras?

30:56 Caller No.

30:56 Drew No.

30:58 Adam No, there's a name. There's like the something mafia or something like that. Yeah, see that?

31:05 Natalie Raitano Is there any way you can get involved with your church or something?

31:09 Caller Uh, I don't think so.

31:12 Drew Are there any circumstances where they let you out?

31:15 Adam Well, you have to die.

31:16 Drew I mean, do they have any kind of... Is there anyone you can talk to? Is there any sort of, you know...

31:21 Caller No, really, it's like once you're in it, you're in it forever.

31:25 Adam Well, it's like, listen, I'm in AAA, but I never call them. You know what I mean? Could you do that kind of thing?

31:32 Natalie Raitano And they'll kill your family?

31:34 Caller Yes.

31:34 Adam Oh, wait a second. How high up are you? Are you a high ranking member?

31:40 Caller Uh, no, not really. I just like started.

31:44 Adam You just started?

31:45 Caller Yes.

31:46 Adam And who recruited you? Is there one guy? Is there one decent guy in that whole organization who you know, who you can talk to?

31:53 Caller Well, kind of.

31:55 Drew Some you can appeal to.

31:56 Adam I mean, who got you into it? Can you talk to that guy? What do they call that sponsor, Drew? Can you talk to that guy?

32:03 Caller Probably.

32:04 Adam Why don't you talk to that guy? Here's what you need to do. You need to talk to that guy and you need to say, listen, I'm not going straight. I'm just taking a little crime sabbatical, taking a little time off the criminal scene. And my mom's sick. You know, she's worried. Make up a good lie or something and tell her you hurt your ankle or something. And you got to drop out and see what he says and just tell him how do we go about this? You're not going to become a cop. You're not going to talk to anyone. You're not going to do anything. You want to know how to start fading out. See, I think you got to fade out. This works with everything, every kind of relationship. Like you know, those friends you don't like, those people you don't want to hang out with anymore. You don't show up one day and announce that you're leaving. It's just all of a sudden they call one day and they go, hey, this weekend we're going over night. And you go, ooh, yeah, this weekend there's VIPs on.

33:03 Caller I can't make that.

33:04 Adam And they go, oh, okay, well maybe next, yeah, yeah, yeah, next weekend. And you kind of return a call, but you keep waiting a little longer in between returning the calls. When you used to call back a half hour later and you know, wait a day. And before you know it, it's just faded. I think he's got to do that.

33:20 Drew Fade out. Yeah, I wonder though if they have rules whereby if you even.

33:24 Adam Hey, we got a big raping going on this weekend. You're coming out. I sprained my raping arm. Something like that.

33:31 Drew Sprained your penis.

33:32 Adam I sprained my penis. I got to stay in.

33:34 Drew But they may have rules where if he even talks like that, they come start.

33:38 Adam Yeah, I don't think so. I think we overdo it with the gang thing. I think it's one of those. I think we're like white people and we're a little too freaked out. The media does a little too nutty. Yeah, I don't think it's quite as. I put it this way. Every gang special you see is way over the top. I mean, it's super dramatized. I'm not saying.

33:57 Natalie Raitano Well, this person is, they're afraid that their family is going to be killed.

34:01 Adam Yeah, I believe, here's what I believe. I believe that a gang, in order to keep people in their gang, would say, anyone who drops out and we're coming after your family. I believe that. I, but I don't believe that they would for every low-ranking person who got in six months ago and doesn't seem to know anything, drops out. They're not going around killing everyone's family. Now, I understand they say that, but they just couldn't possibly keep up with it. Because there's a fair amount of turnover in these gangs. I don't, it's not, I don't believe it's like what they say.

34:40 Natalie Raitano They're all dying.

34:41 Adam Guys get in, well, okay, but they, do they still have to kill your family?

34:45 Drew If you die?

34:45 Adam Yeah.

34:45 Drew I don't think so.

34:46 Adam Oh, you don't think you get shot? What if you stumbled and killed yourself by mistake or something? You landed on a knife.

34:53 Drew What if, as you died, you sweared your, your desire to get out of the gang?

34:59 Adam Forget it, Drew. Here's what I think. I think gangs are bad. I think they're full of bad guys. I think most, most of the time they sit around smoking weed and screwing checks. That's what I think. It's kind of like retired people got a lot of energy. You know what I mean? And I don't I don't think they kill everybody.

35:16 Drew A lot of gangs don't have a lot of bad people.

35:19 Adam Most of them are good fellas. You know, there's Jewish gangs.

35:23 Caller Larry.

35:24 Natalie Raitano Hello.

35:25 Adam Oh, you're 25. What's up?

35:27 Natalie Raitano Well, I'm a big fan of Natalie. And I've got a couple of questions for her. But even Dr. Drew, you know how you're talking about a Westwood nun? Yeah. You know, I can't believe they canceled David Essel alive. Whatever.

35:42 Adam What is that?

35:43 Natalie Raitano You know, you know what? David Essel, he had a program there on Westwood One.

35:46 Drew And we don't know.

35:47 Adam I've never heard the name in my life.

35:49 Natalie Raitano Drew, Drew, you did a promo for him. Oh, we did?

35:52 Drew Promo for him?

35:53 Adam We do promos for everything. We never know what it is.

35:55 Drew What kind of show was it?

35:57 Natalie Raitano It was the only positive radio show where he, you know, talked about people getting, you know, making their goals.

36:03 Drew Yes, I did. I did his show once.

36:04 Adam Oh, you did?

36:05 Drew Yes. Yes.

36:05 Adam Well, see that?

36:07 Drew It was a Saturday show.

36:08 Natalie Raitano Natalie, yeah, I've been a big fan of yours and...

36:11 Adam Oh, it sucked? Well, that's why they cancel it. It sucked. I never heard of it. I take Drew's word for it. Go ahead, Larry.

36:20 Natalie Raitano Yeah, the Marshall Law, three episodes, you did.

36:24 Natalie Raitano Yes.

36:25 Natalie Raitano Was that something they came to you for or is that something that, you know, you auditioned for?

36:32 Natalie Raitano I had to audition for it, yes.

36:33 Natalie Raitano Oh, you did? Okay, and then has Playboy contacted you or have you thought about doing them?

36:38 Natalie Raitano Um, yes, it's been thrown around.

36:42 Adam I'm sure, I'm sure they've contacted everybody on, I mean, I'm not trying to make, I'm not trying to say that.

36:49 Drew Yeah, thanks a lot.

36:50 Caller Yes, they have.

36:51 Adam They have.

36:52 Natalie Raitano They have contacted me.

36:53 Adam Is the money, what's the money like? And why can't, go ahead. Tell me how much?

37:01 Natalie Raitano It's good.

37:01 Adam I know, but what's up with money? I made 250 grand doing some crappy commercials for a phone company. I don't understand, is the IRS is going to catch up?

37:10 Drew No, it's vulgar to talk about money.

37:12 Adam I know, but I'm asking.

37:13 Drew I know, it's vulgar. It's vulgar of you to ask.

37:15 Natalie Raitano It's vulgar?

37:16 Adam I think it's vulgar not to. I don't understand this.

37:19 Drew It feels a little dishonest that people don't talk about it.

37:21 Adam People listening, you think the people listening would like to know?

37:24 Natalie Raitano I don't actually know. I don't actually know.

37:26 Drew I'm not criticizing you.

37:29 Caller Shut up, shut up.

37:31 Adam I'm so done with you, Drew. Now, how much? What kind of money are we talking about? Just give me a range. In that way, it's not like you told me.

37:41 Natalie Raitano It's up there in the...

37:43 Drew More than five?

37:45 Natalie Raitano Five what?

37:46 Adam Listen, is it like 250 grand or is it 500 grand?

37:50 Drew 500 grand.

37:51 Adam Or is it 125 grand?

37:52 Natalie Raitano I mean, I wouldn't get... I would never get that much. Like, Pamela Anderson probably gets that much. I don't know. She's never told me.

37:59 Adam So it's like...

37:59 Natalie Raitano Because we don't talk about money. But anyways...

38:02 Adam So it's like 75 grand or something.

38:05 Natalie Raitano It's a little... It's like closer to like 150. Closer to 150.

38:08 Caller All right.

38:09 Drew I figured they should pay more than that.

38:10 Caller Well...

38:11 Drew Really seriously.

38:11 Caller How long...

38:12 Adam What's it going to take? An afternoon?

38:13 Drew No, but seriously, it's a risky proposition.

38:16 Adam It doesn't hurt anybody anymore.

38:18 Drew But it means it's meaningful publicity.

38:22 Natalie Raitano Oh, shut up.

38:23 Adam Listen, Drew, you know, you'd make a great agent, not direct retro.

38:28 Drew Yeah, anti-agent.

38:29 Adam No, you'd make a good... You'd be like the nagging mom agent. I don't know. She could hurt. It's cold. Somebody could get hurt. Those pictures. You know, people are going to masturbate onto those. It's really... It's demeaning. She has a grandfather. If he saw those, he'd be very upset.

38:45 Drew It's going to cost more.

38:47 Natalie Raitano My parents are like, do it. I'm more like... I'm the one that has the second thoughts about it.

38:54 Drew What do you feel about it? What are your second thoughts?

38:57 Natalie Raitano I just... Well, first, I just really don't feel like it's really me, you know? Yeah. And it would be like...

39:03 Drew It's doing something you don't want to do.

39:04 Natalie Raitano Well, just because, like... I have a problem... Like, I feel embarrassed, like, doing that. When you have to go there and act sexy, you know? I think sexy is just something that you either are or you aren't. And just going up there is just... I don't know. I haven't been... I've said no so far, put it that way.

39:26 Drew Too embarrassing. Too shameful.

39:27 Adam Well, maybe they keep... Do they keep coming back with more money?

39:29 Natalie Raitano Then, like, watch next month, you'll see me ass up, and like, eeeh! And Playboy like, well, I guess she got over it.

39:36 Adam I said that about that cult roundup calendar. I swore I would never do it, but they came to me and the terms were right. It changed your face. It wasn't about the money. It was just a headshot, and it was covered with semen. But it was just the headshot, and that's what we agreed on, although I didn't see the stipulation about the bucket of semen that was dripping down my head. You know what I was like? They always get away from the money, whoever they talk to. No, it was a beautiful shot. The photographer, Fernando, was a photographer. He was beautiful. He was a talented man.

40:05 Caller You shouldn't have nailed Carmole.

40:07 Drew You shouldn't have talked to her about that.

40:08 Adam Oh, she does it for money. Everyone does it for money. What don't you do for money? But the thing about Playboy is it's tamed these days compared to what else is out there.

40:17 Natalie Raitano It can be great for your career, or it could not be good for you.

40:24 Adam You know what, I'll tell you today, quite honestly, I don't think it breaks it. I don't think it makes it anymore. I think it's been done too many times, and Playboy isn't what it used to be. And I think there's a little more who cares.

40:38 Drew It's just another commercial.

40:38 Adam So you might as well just cash in and get that money. Also be cool to look at when you're 85 and things aren't holding up as well. Show that to your grandson. Alright, we'll take a little break. Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight. VIP is the name of the show and we'll be back after this.

41:10 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

41:29 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, and Natalie Raitano is our guest phone, or 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Natalie, of course, is from VIP.

41:39 Drew That's good. Now that you've got her talked from Playboy over to Hustler. That's good. Yeah. That's nice, Adam.

41:44 Natalie Raitano Well, Hustler, on the other hand.

41:45 Adam Yeah, that's different. That's a very class act over there.

41:50 Natalie Raitano I did see an issue of Hustler and they have girls getting pictures of themselves peeing.

42:00 Adam Yeah, they do a lot of peeing on each other.

42:02 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

42:03 Adam We had Larry Flynn in here. We've had him in here quite a few times. You know what I like about Larry Flynn? I say, Larry, he drives a Rolls Royce. Yeah. Same car really, isn't it?

42:17 Natalie Raitano I think so.

42:18 Adam The point is, I say, you got any porn in your trunk?

42:22 Natalie Raitano Yes.

42:24 Adam Can I go get the porn out of the trunk of your Bentley?

42:28 Caller Okay.

42:29 Adam And then I go, hey, can I have a subscription to Bussie? Oh, okay.

42:35 Drew It really, it's like Santa Claus come here when Brad, when Larry Flynn's here.

42:39 Adam Then he comes two months later, I'm like, hey Larry, it's been two months. Have we got an issue of Bussie? I'm sorry.

42:47 Drew Yeah, I'll take care of it first.

42:48 Adam Apologize. Two days later, I get my Bussie and a bunch of back issues, but I got an apology from him. I guess he doesn't want to let the kids down.

42:58 Natalie Raitano Bussie, is that a new magazine out?

43:00 Adam Yeah. Oh, it's not new. It's been around for a while. But I said to Larry, I said Larry, what?

43:05 Drew He's been supporting him for a while.

43:06 Adam What percentage of the people that look at your magazine enjoy seeing folks whiz on each other? I mean, do you think?

43:14 Natalie Raitano It must be a lot because there's a lot of pictures in there.

43:18 Adam It isn't. It isn't, though. I mean, guys are sick, guys are bent, guys are twisted.

43:23 Natalie Raitano And they're all really young girls.

43:25 Adam But I work with a bunch of screwed up guys and I see the urination thing. And it's like one out of every ten guys is into it. It is not the majority. And I got him, we got into a discussion about it. And it was basically, he substantiated my theory, which was, you have to keep pushing the envelope.

43:45 Drew Well, he told you the story, though, about how they had one picture in there and got this incredible written response, a whole flood of letters.

43:52 Caller Flood, yes.

43:55 Natalie Raitano No pun intended.

43:56 Drew It compelled them to go do more of it and then they got more of a response. They kept responding to the sort of... But it's back to another theory of yours, which is don't believe what the small minority that writes into you, that represents somehow the majority out there.

44:10 Adam Yes. I mean, how many letters have you written in your life? You know what I'm saying? And how many letters have the people that you appreciate, that you respect, that you enjoy, that you hang out with? Are they letter writers? No. Letter writers. I've seen people write letters. They're the unemployable. They're the mentally challenged. They're the folks who sit home and hear voices. And then that's what the networks and the publications, they all respond to that. Some crackpot in Minnesota wrote 10 letters telling Larry, hey keep coming. And now Larry's devoted his life to urination now. Meanwhile, I'm trying to jack off. I can't do it. Isn't it too much urine? Listen, I don't like women. That's true. But I don't hate them that much. I think it's just them getting urinated on all the time. It's really bizarre to me and I find it distracting.

45:02 Drew It's guys peeing on women.

45:04 Adam No, it's women peeing on women.

45:06 Natalie Raitano Or just peeing, you know, by a pole or...

45:11 Adam Putting out a small waste paper fire, something like that in a trash can. Now, see if they...

45:17 Drew This all has meaning and it isn't good.

45:19 Adam If they had them peeing on stuff that made sense, man, being it like some Alka-Seltzer tablets...

45:24 Natalie Raitano Like maybe in a toilet? No.

45:25 Adam Oh, yeah. Too novel. So anyway, I just think it's about envelope pushing.

45:32 Drew Let's take a call in a sec.

45:32 Adam You know what I'm doing? Stephanie?

45:36 Caller Yeah.

45:36 Adam You're 14? What's up?

45:40 Caller Okay. For the past few days, my girlfriend has been going over to a guy's house and we both kind of like him, well, I used to, and they've been like making out and yesterday she, he gave her oil and today, um, last time I saw her, she went home with him and she hasn't called since.

46:06 Adam This is your girlfriend?

46:08 Drew This is an antenna that somebody made a pro-tie-up.

46:10 Adam You're bisexual?

46:11 Caller Yeah.

46:12 Drew 14.

46:12 Adam Did she get molested?

46:13 Drew Oh, yeah.

46:14 Adam Um, yeah.

46:16 Caller Of course. Almost.

46:17 Drew Oh, Stephanie, what happened?

46:18 Natalie Raitano Wait, wait. I'm totally missing the story. She said your your friend who is also your girlfriend is her lover.

46:26 Drew Her lover, a 14 year old lover, is also going after a guy in oral sex. And Stephanie wants the guy except this is her girlfriend. Chaos.

46:35 Adam You don't want the guy anymore.

46:37 Natalie Raitano But you want the girl and you haven't heard from her.

46:40 Drew Both your parents heroin addicts or just one?

46:43 Caller What?

46:44 Adam What's up? What's up? Hey, you ever get molested?

46:46 Um, almost.

46:48 Caller I've only had one other boyfriend.

46:50 Caller And this is my first girlfriend because I don't know. I was kind of a prude a while ago.

46:55 Adam I don't know.

46:56 Caller I was afraid to do shit.

46:57 Adam What's that? Please don't swear.

47:00 Caller I'm sorry.

47:01 Adam What's your dad do for a living?

47:04 Caller I haven't seen my dad. That was like three. Why not?

47:07 Drew Where is he?

47:08 Caller I don't know.

47:09 Caller He's like in California.

47:10 Drew Is he a drug addict? No.

47:13 Adam He just never talked to him?

47:14 Caller No.

47:15 Caller He's like stupid.

47:17 He doesn't even know our number.

47:18 Drew He was a drug addict. I can't guarantee it.

47:20 Adam And stepdad? No.

47:24 Caller Never around?

47:25 Caller I don't have a stepdad.

47:26 Adam Just you and mom?

47:28 Caller Yeah. Me and my mom and my sister Jennifer.

47:30 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

47:32 Caller I'm a virgin.

47:33 Adam Oh really?

47:34 Caller Yeah.

47:35 Adam Well, bisexual virgin.

47:36 Caller Yeah.

47:37 Adam Another good band name for an all-girl band. Maxi Pad and Bisexual Virgin. I think Bisexual Virgin could open for Maxi Pad.

47:46 Drew We got to take a break.

47:46 Adam All right, Stephanie, we got to take a break. All right. Your life's a mess. I like to shake you like an Etch A Sketch. Start over. Okay, don't have sex with anybody. We're going to take a break. All right. All right, we'll be back. Just hang on. We're back with Natalie Raitano from VIP after this.

48:25 Caller Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. KQBC Seattle.

48:53 Adam That's right. Put your hands in the air. You can wave them around like you just don't care. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight. She's from VIP. Saturday nights, Sunday nights, and just about every week day that ends with night is when it's on. So, you can find her shooting guns and stomping a little ass. You do most of your own stunts on that show, Natalie?

49:25 Natalie Raitano No, I don't.

49:27 Caller Good.

49:28 Adam Thank God. I'm so tired of celebrities going, I did most of my stunts. I mean, the ones where you're running. Yeah, I did. That's me running. And then you hold the gun up.

49:38 Natalie Raitano They do all the dangerous stuff because we can't risk getting hurt. Plus, I don't feel like doing it.

49:46 Adam Why would you? And I don't know if the insurance company even covers that.

49:50 Drew We lost this.

49:51 Adam All right. We had our bisexual girl drop off. You begged her to hang on. What about firing the guns? That's kind of cool.

49:58 Natalie Raitano No, I do all that by myself. And those are that's the part that I don't really like the most. It's it's it's scary. I'm like, I'm always if you watch me, I'm like this.

50:09 Adam Are those are those are real guns with blanks or what are those?

50:14 Natalie Raitano Yes, they're blanks.

50:16 Adam Well, I know they're blanks. I mean, are they do they? Are they blank guns that are modeled after?

50:22 Natalie Raitano No, they're real.

50:23 Adam So they're real guns with blanks. Exactly.

50:26 Natalie Raitano Exactly.

50:27 Adam Oh, yeah. There's probably eight or ten guys assigned to the gun, all getting a ton of money just sitting around. But you got to have it.

50:34 Natalie Raitano No, there's a weapon specialist all the time. And every time there's a weapon on set, you know, they'll be like, it's a cold weapon and everybody, you know, the AD gets shown the cold weapon. Everybody that you're pointing the gun at gets shown. I mean, it's a real thing. As soon as you get done shooting, you have to put the guns down and they come and take the guns away from you immediately.

50:54 Adam Yeah. No sword fighting with the M16s or anything like that.

50:58 Natalie Raitano I'm gladly giving them away. It's funny though to do it, you know. It's my character, I guess.

51:03 Adam Yeah, it feels cool. I've never fired a gun. You ever fired a gun, Drew?

51:08 Drew No.

51:09 Natalie Raitano No?

51:11 Drew Yeah, I think I did like in camp or something.

51:13 Adam Are you guys doing like a target shooting or something? A real, real gun?

51:17 Drew I've done skeet shooting, too, and I think about it.

51:19 Adam You went skeet shooting?

51:20 Caller Yeah.

51:20 Adam Son of a bitch. That sounds good.

51:22 Drew Yeah, it's not.

51:23 Caller It's not?

51:24 Adam What, you just miss every time?

51:25 Drew Oh, yeah.

51:26 Yeah.

51:28 Adam I'd get into skeet shooting if they put something good on there, like some kind of, I don't know, cream-filled pastry or something. The whole clay pigeon thing, that doesn't look like a pigeon. I like to look like something. You ever go skeet shooting, Natalie?

51:41 Natalie Raitano No.

51:41 Adam No. I like to do that myself. Barbie?

51:45 Caller Yeah.

51:45 Adam You're 23?

51:46 Caller Yeah.

51:47 Adam What's up?

51:48 Caller I have this problem. My boyfriend, he works nights, and he wants me to call him up on the phone and talk dirty to him.

51:57 Adam Right.

51:57 Caller And I don't know how.

51:58 Adam What's going on in the background there, Einstein?

52:02 Caller Me?

52:03 Adam Yes.

52:04 Caller The radio's on.

52:05 Caller All right.

52:05 Adam Could you go ahead and turn that off?

52:07 Caller Sure.

52:08 Caller Thank you.

52:09 Adam Idiot. Tries me insane. Yeah, the talking dirty is tough because you have to kind of mean it, or you have to be getting paid for it.

52:17 Caller Huh?

52:18 Adam Yeah.

52:18 Drew So you sound like you mean it.

52:19 Adam Yeah. It's hard to do. It's hard to get out of people when they don't really want to do it or they're not comfortable with it.

52:25 Natalie Raitano Well, she could call like sex lines and learn.

52:27 Adam It's a good plan. Why don't you call one of the sex lines and see what you can glean off of them?

52:33 Caller I have a 1900 block and I couldn't call sex lines.

52:37 Adam Oh, you got a block?

52:38 Caller Yeah.

52:38 Adam Where are you living?

52:39 Caller I live in Boise, Idaho.

52:41 Adam I see. You live at Boise, Idaho though?

52:44 Caller Idaho, yeah.

52:45 Adam Idaho?

52:47 Caller Idaho.

52:47 Adam Idaho?

52:48 Natalie Raitano Do you live with your family?

52:50 Caller No, I live by myself.

52:52 Adam And you got a 900 block?

52:54 Caller Yeah.

52:55 Adam You got a drinking problem?

52:57 Caller No, I just run my bills up a lot.

53:02 Adam I see. You don't trust yourself?

53:04 Caller No.

53:04 Adam Yeah, I live at home too, but I have the parental lock on my satellite. I jack off too much. I end up jacking off to scrambled porn now. Yeah, it's good. You don't trust yourself. That's smart. And you have those like childproof latches on the doors. You don't eat any cleanser and that kind of stuff? No. No. But Barbara, hold on. See, just like all... This is the part of this show that keeps me coming back for more. It's not the molestation, the rape and the incest and all the good pregnancies and STDs. It's the people calling who have a 900 block on their phone who live alone. That's the part of life I'm interested in.

53:45 Drew The intriguing and the high comedy, too.

53:46 Adam Yeah, the guy with the herpes is a dime a dozen, but the chick who has the 900 block on her own phone when she's living alone, that's the girl I want to know more about her. So I got to get to the bottom of this. Barbie?

54:00 Caller Yeah?

54:01 Adam Who installed the 900 block on your phone?

54:04 Caller I did.

54:05 Adam You did it yourself?

54:06 Caller Yeah. I have a lot of parties and stuff and people use my phone all the time and I don't want nobody dialing the 900 numbers and running my bill up really high.

54:15 Drew Do you dial 900 numbers?

54:17 Caller No.

54:17 Drew Never?

54:18 Caller Never.

54:19 Adam Originally she kind of counted that she had a little self-control problem. Yeah. You don't?

54:24 Natalie Raitano You did before. Come on, I hear it in your voice.

54:29 Adam Who are you calling? What 900 numbers?

54:34 Caller I couldn't tell you right at this point. I was quite a bit younger than I am now.

54:39 Drew What kinds of things were you calling?

54:41 Caller The lesbian lines and stuff like that.

54:44 Welcome to the hotline that connects large women with men who are dwarfs.

54:50 Adam You see? You see? It's like these callers down full, they're like a map. They seem like they can fit them into your glove box.

54:58 Natalie Raitano What was the highest bill? Barbie, what was the highest bill?

55:02 Caller My highest bill?

55:03 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

55:04 Caller 180.

55:06 Adam Now, what would you do? Would you have a few glasses of wine or a couple of wine coolers or something and then call?

55:14 Caller Maybe a few Saturday nights and then I'd call.

55:18 Adam What is that, cough medicine?

55:19 Caller No, it's like a beer, but it's kind of like a wine cooler also.

55:24 Drew It's got to be an Idaho beer or something.

55:26 Adam I don't know. Natalie knows what St. Iza is.

55:28 Natalie Raitano I do.

55:29 Adam Do you? What is this, like a white fresh cocktail?

55:32 Drew It's brewed in a ketchup.

55:35 Natalie Raitano I mean, I haven't had any.

55:36 Adam I see. You've got a 40-ounce her in your purse today. What is it? Is it like a Zima or something like that?

55:44 Natalie Raitano No, it's just a... Go ahead.

55:46 Caller It's kind of like a 30-flavored beer in a way.

55:49 Natalie Raitano It's like malt duck. Have you ever heard of malt duck?

55:52 Adam That's like a Zima, right? It's like a sweet-tasting malt beer. Say no, it's...

55:57 Natalie Raitano Well, I've never had Zima, but I know what you're talking about.

56:00 Adam All right.

56:00 Natalie Raitano Anyways, back to what happened.

56:02 Adam So you get a little drunk and you call the lesbian line.

56:05 Caller Yeah.

56:05 Adam And you masturbate.

56:07 Caller Yeah.

56:07 Adam And do you think you may be bisexual?

56:11 Caller I kind of like both ways.

56:13 Adam I see.

56:14 Natalie Raitano That would be bisexual.

56:15 Caller Yeah. Okay.

56:16 Adam One of our good loveline answers. I kind of like it both ways, not bisexual, just both ways. And were you a little scared that you might stray over toward the feminine side?

56:28 No.

56:29 Adam No. You're...

56:29 Have you?

56:31 Caller No.

56:31 Adam You've never been with a woman?

56:33 Caller No. Not yet.

56:35 Adam Yeah. Not yet. But how dedicated are you to this guy? How serious are you about this relationship you're in?

56:41 Caller Very serious.

56:42 Adam Very serious.

56:43 Natalie Raitano Do you guys live together?

56:45 Caller No. Not yet.

56:45 Drew And I'm not sure I got the original question. How do you talk... How do you do phone sex with a guy? Was that the question?

56:50 Caller Yeah.

56:51 Drew And yet she has all these... this track record of experience.

56:54 Adam You've logged thousands of hours having phone sex.

56:56 Drew I mean Natalie's original advice was maybe call one of the services and see what they do.

57:00 Caller Yeah.

57:00 Drew And she's been studiously involved with this organizations for a long time.

57:05 Caller Right.

57:07 Adam You are a recipient of the of the Platinum Phone, which is something they wore to people who logged more than 300 hours a year talking to lesbian lines. Hey Barbie.

57:17 Caller Yeah.

57:17 Adam Why don't you just call back and have a couple of those St. Ides and call your boyfriend up at work and fall back on that experience you had when you were talking to the ladies on the sex line.

57:28 Caller Well, I kind of get scared when I talk to him.

57:30 Drew Are you afraid that he's going to hear that you're sort of too experienced?

57:35 Caller No, I'm afraid I'm not experienced.

57:37 Adam All right, well, let's do a little role playing, all right? All right, now, you be you. Can you handle that?

57:44 Caller Okay.

57:44 Adam And I'll be one of them lesbian bitches. No, I'll be your boyfriend.

57:48 Natalie Raitano I know you did not say bitches.

57:51 Adam I'll be, I promise Natalie I wouldn't say bitches before the show. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be your boyfriend, all right?

57:59 Caller Okay.

57:59 Adam Let's see if we can pull this off. Where does he work, by the way?

58:03 Caller He works at Micron.

58:05 Natalie Raitano And like by the way, why does he have time to have phone sex?

58:10 Caller He works night.

58:11 Adam I see.

58:11 Natalie Raitano But where?

58:13 Drew He's a security guard?

58:14 Caller No. Well, he does the janitor stuff.

58:17 Adam I see. Right. So he'll be mopping his own stuff up. That's what you call job security. I make the mess and I clean it up. All right.

58:27 Natalie Raitano He works at Micron.

58:28 Adam All right. I don't know what Micron is, but that's where he's working. All right. I'll be him. You ready?

58:33 Caller Okay.

58:34 Adam Let's see. I'll call you, right?

58:35 Caller Okay.

58:36 Caller Bring. Bring.

58:39 Caller Hello.

58:40 Caller Hello.

58:42 Adam Barbie?

58:43 Caller Yeah.

58:43 Adam This is your boyfriend.

58:45 Caller Hi.

58:46 Adam Yeah. What are you wearing?

58:49 Caller Nothing.

58:51 Adam Really?

58:52 Caller Yeah.

58:53 Adam That's nice. You miss me?

58:58 Caller Yeah, I do.

58:59 Adam Yeah. You wish we were together right now?

59:02 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

59:03 Adam Why?

59:05 Caller Because I really miss you.

59:07 Adam Yeah.

59:07 Caller A lot.

59:07 Adam What would you do if we were together?

59:13 Caller Well, I'd probably take you and throw you on the floor and rip your clothes off.

59:17 Adam Uh-huh. Pull my janitor's jumpsuit down and unleash the janitor in a drum I keep in my underpants. Yes.

59:26 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

59:27 Adam I'm hard, baby. What are you going to do about it?

59:32 Natalie Raitano Well, I'm...

59:35 Yeah?

59:35 Caller I don't know.

59:36 No?

59:37 Caller I can't do it.

59:38 Adam Do you want to do a little reach around, baby?

59:40 Huh?

59:42 Adam I gotta go. My supervisor Kurt just walked in. I gotta go, baby.

59:50 Okay.

59:51 Adam All right. Now, listen, just try to...

59:53 Natalie Raitano She's so embarrassed. I suggest don't go.

59:56 That's what's gonna happen.

59:58 Adam You need a couple of those sweet malt liqueurs. Okay. Just have one of those. Get in that place.

1:00:06 Drew How old are you?

1:00:07 Adam She's 23. Get in the tub. Yeah. Get in the tub and light a fire.

1:00:10 Drew Normally, that makes the recommendation of a 14-year-old. Yeah, I have a couple of eyeballs.

1:00:15 Adam Normally, I do, but listen, get in the tub. Barbie, listen to me. Go to that place called the tub that all women love so much. Light a couple of candles. Put on a little soft music, a little Al Green, perhaps. Have a couple of the St. I's. Get in the mood and then make the call.

1:00:32 Natalie Raitano Okay.

1:00:32 Adam All right? Because you've got to take yourself out of your atmosphere a little bit.

1:00:37 Natalie Raitano I'm nervous about it.

1:00:38 Adam She's freaked out. But you can't be sitting in front of the TV with the sound down and the lights up. You got to be in your place.

1:00:44 Drew The trailer is all around her.

1:00:45 Adam Women need to be in their place for that kind of thing. And then they can get into it.

1:00:50 Drew Trailers have tubs.

1:00:51 Adam Oh, how dare you. Put a call block on to block herself from calling. Hey, you got to know yourself. I respect that.

1:01:00 Natalie Raitano Guys, I totally got it out of her that she...

1:01:02 Adam Yes.

1:01:02 Drew Yes. Yes.

1:01:03 Adam That was good. Chet?

1:01:06 Drew He's trying to make a prank. Thanks, Chet. Well, nice prank call.

1:01:10 Adam Chet?

1:01:11 Drew Yeah?

1:01:11 Adam Here's one of the cardinal rules of doing a prank phone call. You cannot let the people you're doing a prank phone call hear you over say to one of your retarded buddies, I'm making a prank phone call. It ruins the whole element of surprise. It'd be like...

1:01:27 Caller It's not a prank. I have a serious problem.

1:01:29 Adam Hold on. It'd be like if the Japanese called us a day before, like on December 6th, and said, hey, we're going to bomb Pearl Harbor.

1:01:38 Caller Is that all right?

1:01:40 Adam We'll be coming by early in the morning. Big naval assault. Yeah, it ruins it.

1:01:46 Drew Yeah, doesn't have the same...

1:01:47 Adam No, it doesn't work because we don't buy into it. All right, hold on. Hey, Chet? Yeah. Seriously, do you have a real problem?

1:01:55 Natalie Raitano No, actually I really do.

1:01:56 Adam Oh, you do?

1:01:56 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

1:01:57 Adam Okay, good. You kiss my ass. Chris?

1:02:00 You are an asshole.

1:02:02 Adam You're 24.

1:02:03 Caller Yeah.

1:02:04 Adam What's up?

1:02:06 Caller I am engaged to be married in June and I recently moved in with my fiancee and when we just decided to go to one computer instead of two and on a computer I found a bunch of porn that had like a lot of little girl stuff.

1:02:22 Adam Yeah.

1:02:23 Caller Like molester type stuff. And, you know, I can find them about it. He immediately deleted it all.

1:02:31 Drew What was his explanation for?

1:02:32 Caller I made us go to counseling.

1:02:33 Drew What was his explanation for why it was there?

1:02:35 Caller His explanation was that he found it a thrill to try and find it. None of it was stuff you would pay for. It was all stuff you could find for free on the internet. So his explanation was...

1:02:47 Adam Cheap pedophile.

1:02:48 Caller He thought it was a little thrill of like finding illegal stuff. I mean, there wasn't just that stuff.

1:02:53 Caller There was some normal stuff, too.

1:02:56 Adam Why doesn't this guy just bust people that skipped bail or something? Why is he walking a nude four-year-old?

1:03:02 Caller You know, I don't know, but it made me very upset.

1:03:06 Adam Gave you the creeps.

1:03:07 Caller Yeah, I gave him the creeps big time.

1:03:08 Adam Hold on. That's the world's longest car ride, by the way. The one where you and your fiancé are doing some emergency counseling because she found kitty porn on your computer. That's like the world's longest car ride. You know, let's run it through this poor son of a bitch's head as they're driving on the way to the therapist's office.

1:03:27 Drew How does the therapist feel about this? What does he or she say?

1:03:29 Caller Well, you know, this is the whole problem is that we, so we go into the therapist and, you know, he is not comfortable bringing it up with the therapist. We, you know, talk about other things, relationship stuff, but he's just, he's afraid that if he says anything to the therapist, because of course the therapist gave the whole speech about if you're going to hurt a child or I think you're going to hurt a child, then I'm required to report it. And so, really, I mean, if he says anything about it, it's going to instantly mean that like he's going to be labeled as a child monster. And so he doesn't want to say anything about it.

1:03:58 Adam Interesting.

1:03:58 Drew You know what?

1:03:59 Adam Hey, Drew, I've been to like a bunch of therapists. I never get that speech. Um, they give that speech normally.

1:04:05 Caller Yeah. I mean, she like even gave us a piece of paper that had it on there. Basically, if you tell them that you're going to kill somebody or whatever, whatever they require to say something.

1:04:14 Drew That's a good thing to talk about Tarasovs and that kind of thing. But I'll tell you what, the fact that he's worried about it, your boyfriend, concerns me more than anything else.

1:04:23 Adam No, I think he's embarrassed and he's using this as a convenient excuse to sort of sidestep the whole issue in the therapist office.

1:04:30 Drew You gotta bring it up because...

1:04:31 Adam Yeah.

1:04:31 Caller I mean, he's mortified by it.

1:04:33 Drew You got...

1:04:34 Adam No, no, no. Listen, Chris.

1:04:36 Drew You gotta bring this up.

1:04:36 Adam Shush up, Drew. Your therapist is not gonna do anything if you bring this up. He is not...

1:04:43 Drew Hey, by the way, if he has nothing to hide and Child Protective Services come, does the report, there's nothing going on. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a formality.

1:04:49 Adam Hold on. Do you have kids?

1:04:51 Caller No.

1:04:52 Adam No. Okay, so you don't have kids. He has no kids from some kind of previous something.

1:04:56 Caller Yeah, there's no kids at all.

1:04:57 Adam He's not paying for the stuff. He's not producing the stuff.

1:05:01 Caller No.

1:05:02 Adam This is not gonna be reported by the therapist. Why would you? There's no victim here. Because there's no children in the house.

1:05:11 Caller It would never be.

1:05:12 Adam Hold on. Hold on. Let me be honest. Drew, would you shut up? There's no way the therapist is gonna report this with no children, either one of these people. And all you're doing is scaring her and making her more reluctant and making his point to her. That's what you're doing right now. Do you honestly think that therapist is gonna report this?

1:05:34 Drew No, not necessarily, no.

1:05:35 Adam Not necessarily?

1:05:37 Drew I think your boyfriend is a child blaster.

1:05:39 Adam Okay, that may be... Oh, you think he's actively doing something?

1:05:43 Drew No, I think he has done things.

1:05:45 Adam You do?

1:05:45 Drew Yes.

1:05:46 Adam Interesting.

1:05:49 Caller Yeah?

1:05:50 Adam Here's the ironic part. Drew is now gonna report your boyfriend. For you bringing it up on the radio. Didn't you sign that thing before you called in?

1:05:58 Caller Yeah, you know...

1:06:00 Adam Do you think your boyfriend has, like Drew, has believed... Drew believes that he's done something in the past?

1:06:06 Caller I honestly don't believe that he's ever done anything. I don't think he's ever acted on any of it. I mean, I really don't think he has. My concern is that, I mean, obviously, this is a man I'm gonna marry, and I'm concerned about years down the line.

1:06:18 Adam I understand that.

1:06:19 Caller Something that says, you know, he's done this now and this is basically...

1:06:22 Adam Right.

1:06:22 Caller All right, let me...

1:06:23 Adam Hold on a second. Let me get into this with Drew for a second.

1:06:25 Drew Roach theory.

1:06:26 Adam Let me let... No, no, hold on a second, Natalie.

1:06:28 Natalie Raitano I think it's a big deal that he, you know, agreed to go to therapy about it.

1:06:32 Drew Yeah, that's true.

1:06:33 Natalie Raitano I mean...

1:06:33 Drew We don't know what kind of circumstance she dragged him in. And he's going, and I'm not talking about it.

1:06:38 Adam No, no, I'm sure she laid down the law, but most of our callers, boyfriends or fiancees would have never showed up that day. He showed up. Number two, she has a kind of a vibe about him, and she doesn't have that vibe.

1:06:52 Drew She has the vibe.

1:06:53 Adam No, she doesn't have the vibe that she's ever done anything.

1:06:57 Natalie Raitano What if he was just like looking out of pure?

1:07:00 Adam I don't think this guy's done anything. I don't think he's a great guy. I don't think he's done anything. And Drew, there's a lot of this kind of stuff going on. I mean, tell me, what is the big difference? I don't want to defend this, but what is the big difference between somebody who's very much into violent movies, violent depictions, gory shoot-em-up movies, even may rent those videos that have those real tragic deaths and things, real footage and all that kind of stuff, but yet has never done anything physical to anybody.

1:07:29 Drew I don't know for a fact that there is a difference, frankly.

1:07:31 Adam There's a lot of things that people can sort of obsess about, think about, and not participate in.

1:07:36 Drew But it comes to men looking at things that attract them sexually.

1:07:39 Adam Right.

1:07:40 Drew How far is the difference between that and then trying to do something to somebody? Well, anything. Name anything that men are attracted to.

1:07:47 Adam You know I love Mink.

1:07:48 Drew Mink is coming.

1:07:49 Adam I know, but I've never had sex with her.

1:07:51 Natalie Raitano But just think of yourself. Would you be like, hmm, you're at home on the computer like, hmm, let me see what this eight-year-old looks like.

1:07:59 Drew No way.

1:08:00 Natalie Raitano Not even a thought.

1:08:01 Adam Listen, I don't even trust people get recipes off the computer. I don't even turn the computer on.

1:08:05 Natalie Raitano I can only answer emails, so I'm with you.

1:08:07 Adam I don't even do that. I don't do anything. I've never turned my computer on.

1:08:10 Drew But you have a $14,000 computer.

1:08:12 Adam It's $3,500, but it's never been turned on. So it's now worth $100 about two years ago. But here's the deal. I'm such a genius. Every year, I go out and spend $3,000 on a computer. No, every other year, I spend $3,000 on a computer. It sits on my desk and gathers dust, and then I give it to one of the guys who works at my house, and I spend $3,000 on a new computer that I never touch. But here's the point. I don't know if this guy is. I don't think he is. She has every reason in the world to be concerned. I wouldn't be freaked out with the therapist. I would tell him, Chris, that you tell him that this is the reason you're going to therapy. This is the main reason he's there. And if he's not willing to discuss it, it's like you're not going to therapy, and that's like you're not getting married. Exactly.

1:08:59 Caller Okay?

1:09:00 Adam And put him...

1:09:01 Caller I mean, I want to discuss it in therapy, and I'll eventually push it to that point, but I'm just concerned, does this mean, if somebody's looking at this type of stuff, does it ultimately mean that 10, 15 years down the line?

1:09:12 Drew Chris, let your therapist be the judge of that.

1:09:15 Adam That's why you're going.

1:09:16 Drew Yeah, we're talking to you for three minutes on the telephone. With the professional, let them do the assessing, and then go from there, but let them do the assessments. You've got to begin to process this stuff.

1:09:24 Natalie Raitano Don't marry this guy unless this has been brought up and worked out. Because you don't ten years or a year want to find out that he's hanging out near the elementary school.

1:09:37 Adam It doesn't mean you're damned to that. It probably means when he was nine and he was at summer camp, somebody gave him a little handy or something.

1:09:46 Caller Well, I mean, he was molested when he was like two.

1:09:48 Adam Oh, well, thank you very much.

1:09:51 Drew All right, forget it.

1:09:51 Adam All right, well, thank you.

1:09:52 Drew Wait, wait, wait.

1:09:53 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who molested him?

1:09:55 Caller Huh?

1:09:55 Adam Male?

1:09:56 Caller Yeah, male.

1:09:57 Adam How old was the male?

1:09:59 Caller An adult. I don't really know.

1:10:00 Drew All right. You got a problem.

1:10:02 Adam Kill him in his sleep with a pillow. And you find another man.

1:10:05 Drew Chris, Chris, he needs a lot of treatment, a lot of treatment. And I promise you, he has done this.

1:10:10 Adam Get into that therapy.

1:10:10 Drew I guarantee you, he's done something.

1:10:12 Adam Good, good, good. She'll sleep like a baby tonight.

1:10:14 Drew He's not going to, nothing's going to happen for a day. He's done this stuff.

1:10:17 Adam Chris, here's the deal. You don't have to get married. You're young. You go to the therapy. If it works out, then you get married. And if it doesn't, then you don't want to get married.

1:10:27 Caller Exactly. Well, yeah.

1:10:28 Adam All right. Go to therapy. Work it out. Okay. All right, baby. Oh, jeez. It's such a nightmare for chicks. Listen, all you screwballs with your computers. Do you realize that is like leaving a part of your brain and part of your scrotum on your desk? You know what I'm saying? I mean, we've had more people.

1:10:44 Natalie Raitano Maybe she saved his life by finding it.

1:10:46 Adam I know, but we've had more people busted by stupid computer stuff. It's really incredible. And the computer, you know what it is? I've just discovered this. I yell at women all the time for keeping diaries because women are fanatical about keeping diaries. And then they leave them under their bed. And then their stepdad comes in and finds out they had a threesome on his army cot. And he's pissed off as hell. And there's all kinds of trouble. Or a new boyfriend finds it and reads about all the old boyfriends. It's a disaster. I tell them, don't keep it. And if you do, please hide it somewhere. Do not leave it where it can be found. The computer is the male diary. And it's even worse than a diary. It's not a written diary. It's a picture diary. Yes. It's like when you go in the caves and you try to look at the hieroglyphics there and you see what the people were into, what kind of animals they were eating and what the rituals were. That's what that is. It's a modern day cave wall that the woman goes into as the archaeologist and figures out what this guy was into, what he wants. And it's scary and it is graphic. And it is right there. Don't do it, guys. You do what I do. You fly those model airplanes, you masturbate, there's no trail. Little semen, little kerosene, that's all. All right.

1:12:01 Drew Kerosene?

1:12:03 Adam They can run off kerosene. Ah. Yeah. All right. Natalie Raitano is here tonight from VIP. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this. Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight from VIP. Saturday nights, Sunday nights, Monday nights, and then of course it's on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Nights are, or will be very soon. You know, you getting some money out of that? Syndication?

1:13:03 Natalie Raitano I hope so.

1:13:04 Caller Yeah, it's good.

1:13:05 Natalie Raitano I'm sure we'll be getting screwed somewhere in there, but we'll be getting money though.

1:13:11 Adam Yeah, it's weird. It's weird, you know, entertainment's a great business because you could, you can make 50 grand a week and still get screwed.

1:13:21 Natalie Raitano It's so hard for me because I'm like, you know, I made more money than I thought I ever would, so it's hard for me to be like, we're renegotiating. I'm like, okay, I'm happy.

1:13:32 Adam That's right. You're trying to live off 35 grand a week?

1:13:35 Caller How dare you?

1:13:37 Adam I got overhead. Well, you understand, I mean, 35 grand a week.

1:13:41 Natalie Raitano It's not all that good.

1:13:43 Adam Sounds like a lot, but by the time taxes and agents and lawyers, I'm down to paltry 19 grand a week. How am I supposed to live off of that? Yeah. You did find on 200, 180 bucks a week for a million years. Yeah. When I used to teach boxing, I got 20 bucks a class and I taught like six classes a week. So that's what, 120 bucks and then a couple of private students are like, 20, 30 bucks a pop, I don't know, like two or three. It was like 175 bucks a week.

1:14:17 Caller Yeah. Yeah, maybe, yeah.

1:14:19 Adam Of course, I blew Arab guys for 100 of pops.

1:14:24 Drew Only 100? You went up to 500.

1:14:26 Adam Well, now that they know who I am.

1:14:29 Caller Hiatus.

1:14:30 Adam That's right. First Home Depot and now I'm blowing Arab guys. You've got to make a living. Tim, you're 25. But let me say one, let me just say one more thing about all this money we're talking about. It is true celebrities are grossly overpaid. But, and it is weird when you say 50 grand a week, I need 100 grand a week. It seems bizarre to be upset that you're only getting paid 50 grand a week. But here's the deal. And this is what I told the great general manager, Tripp Reeb over here at the K-Rock radio station many years ago when he tried to lowball me for this job. I think he wanted to offer me, it was like 30 grand a year or something, something ridiculously low, you know. He said I'd be the highest paid part-time employee of the station or some kind of nonsense. And I said, Tripp, here's the deal. I didn't get into this business to get rich. I don't, never did, don't care about money. But I didn't get into it to get someone else rich. And that's what it is. And 50 grand may sound like a ton.

1:15:32 Natalie Raitano You guys don't, I mean, what the TNN bought the shows for is off of the rick.

1:15:37 Adam Oh my god, that is my point. That's my point. 50 grand a week sounds like a ton and why would you need more? I'll tell you why you need more. Because some son of a bitch who has nothing to do with the shows making 250 grand a week for doing nothing. That's why you want more than 50 grand a week. Thank you.

1:15:53 Caller Yes.

1:15:54 Adam All right. Jake?

1:15:58 Caller Jason.

1:15:59 Adam Jason?

1:15:59 Caller Yes. How are you guys doing? Good.

1:16:01 Adam You're 27. What's up?

1:16:02 Caller I'm just wondering. My question is for Natalie. I'm a SAG actor and a model and recently here, my agent hasn't really been getting me much work. And so when I do get auditions, I kind of choke. Every time I go up on stage, it's like, boom, I forget what I'm saying. My lines, everything is just gone.

1:16:22 Adam What was your most recent audition?

1:16:24 Caller It was for a little thing here and it was in LA. And it was maybe about six or seven lines. They had me read with some girl.

1:16:33 Adam I see it was for a little thing here. Yeah.

1:16:35 Caller And as soon as I got up there.

1:16:36 Adam The sitcom?

1:16:38 Natalie Raitano You know, Jason, I get really nervous in auditions too. It's just, you know, you have to take a few minutes or, you know, prepare like a half hour before. Just don't listen to the radio. Don't talk on the phone. Just, you know, completely focus on that particular situation and just, you know, who cares? Just go in there and just do it.

1:17:02 Adam That's right. Get drunk.

1:17:05 Natalie Raitano Drink St. Ives.

1:17:05 Adam Have some St. Ives. So, what was your most recent audition for?

1:17:10 Caller It was for like a Twilight Zone type of deal, like a little 15 minute session for like, kind of like a Twilight Zone.

1:17:17 Drew Like a Andy Dick film? Andy Dick, Little Short.

1:17:20 Adam You know what I love about this show? You know, I'm never disappointed by how ungratifying every question I ever ask anyone ever is. I always think I'm going to do some good radio. I'm going to ask him what his most recent audition was. He's going to give me something funny, like some dog food commercial or something specific. We're going to have a little talk about that. No, never is. That's for a little something here.

1:17:39 Drew It's more vague, more vague.

1:17:40 Adam And then it's some kind of...

1:17:42 Natalie Raitano I just want to say that I get freaked out. I'm so nervous.

1:17:46 You're going to auditions?

1:17:48 Adam Why?

1:17:49 Natalie Raitano I just am.

1:17:49 Drew I don't know.

1:17:50 Adam Why you go?

1:17:51 Natalie Raitano Why do I go to auditions?

1:17:52 Adam You got money, you got a show, you got syndication.

1:17:55 Natalie Raitano Well, there's, you know, I always have to audition.

1:17:59 Drew You do what Adam does. Just go, hey, if they want me, they can hire me.

1:18:01 Natalie Raitano That's it.

1:18:02 Drew I won't talk to them. I won't go meet with them.

1:18:04 Adam Yeah, don't do it.

1:18:05 Drew They know who I am.

1:18:06 Adam Hey, listen, I got a call back that didn't go back on.

1:18:09 Drew No kidding. That was your last one.

1:18:11 Adam Well, it was for one word.

1:18:13 Drew It was your last one.

1:18:14 Adam Yeah, it was great. I told the casting director. And listen, and Drew, please chime in and tell people, I'm not exaggerating. It's not some sort of macho BS radio talk.

1:18:24 Drew When I tell these stories, no, no, you, you tell accurate stories.

1:18:27 Adam You're in the room when half this stuff you do not.

1:18:29 Drew You do not exaggerate.

1:18:30 Adam No, I don't.

1:18:31 Drew You're accurate.

1:18:31 Adam I told the casting director. This is for a movie. I said, if you want to see me say my line again, my one line that I drove halfway across goddamn town for, here's what you need to do. Close your eyes. Are they closed? Okay. Think back to yesterday when I was here and picture me saying the line again, cause there's no goddamn way I'm driving halfway across town to say one line. That was it.

1:18:56 Drew That was his last audition.

1:18:58 Yeah. Three years ago. Well, two and a half.

1:19:01 Drew But there's an opportunity to give Jason some advice, right, about acting because isn't acting about being very, very, very specific and thorough. And Adam asked him a specific question and he gets a lot of vague nonsense.

1:19:13 Adam Little thing here. What is this Twilight Zone thing?

1:19:17 Caller It was a movie called Four O'Clock. It's like a little 15-minute segment basically of-

1:19:23 Natalie Raitano Is it like a student film or something?

1:19:25 Caller No, it's actually, it's a SAG project for like a Twilight Zone. I can't really explain it to you.

1:19:31 Adam All right. Well-

1:19:32 Natalie Raitano There's just an audition.

1:19:34 Adam Maybe you didn't know what it was.

1:19:36 Caller I also want to pass on my website to you guys too upon welcome.

1:19:39 Adam No. Are you high? Are you high? What do we want your website for? Anderson, I'll drop you off before you get it out there anyway. You're dropping? All right, listen. Let me say something to a lot of the actors, comedians, and performers out there.

1:19:54 Drew This is going to be cruel, whatever it is.

1:19:55 Adam Okay. Well, let me tell you something. A lot of you, the reason a lot of you aren't working, because you suck. So you're no good. You want to act except for the thing is, is we don't want you to act, and there's more of us. It's not that. It is true. There's so many people want to be actors that just suck. There's so many comedians that aren't funny.

1:20:12 Drew How do they know?

1:20:12 Adam There's so many people have nothing to say. There's so many comedians that don't have a goddamn thing to say. There's so many actors that don't have anything to say.

1:20:19 Drew But they look at what's out there and they go, Hey, I'm better than that. No, they don't. There's a lot of crap out there.

1:20:22 Adam They see people on TV and they want that too. That's all. They're not really interested in acting. You ask how many of them are doing community theater, ask how many of them are just honing their craft in some way. 90% of them are going on auditions and working on headshots and shaving themselves. That's what they're doing. But do they love acting? No, because if they loved acting, they'd be acting at any level. They'd be doing it for free. They'd be doing it because they love it. They'd be doing it because they want to hone their craft. They're going out on auditions because they want to be an actor. They don't want to act. Ooh, hey, write that down.

1:20:56 Natalie Raitano That was good.

1:20:56 Adam That was good.

1:20:57 Natalie Raitano That was good.

1:20:58 Adam Yes, if you love acting, it'll work itself out because you'll be doing...

1:21:02 Drew What you love to do.

1:21:03 Adam Community theater. You'll be in groups.

1:21:05 Natalie Raitano I don't necessarily agree.

1:21:06 Adam What? Tell me what's wrong with that.

1:21:09 Natalie Raitano Because I know people who are so great and they love it and they're not working.

1:21:14 Adam But they...

1:21:14 Natalie Raitano But they do hone their craft.

1:21:16 Adam They do their classes. They do their community theater. I mean, if you go to any of these improvisational groups or theaters, there's a million of them in every city around the country, not only does it not pay, it costs money to be in those groups. There's dues. I mean, these guys who are living this close to the bone, these instructors at aerobics classes, these people that are making the kind of money we were talking about, 300 bucks a week, are paying 50 bucks a month to be in this comedy troupe just to cover the theater, basically. And I mean, that money, a lot... Half these people don't have car insurance. I mean, they're... When I was at the ACME comedy theater, every mofo in that group, nobody made over 310 bucks a week. They all paid 50 bucks a month, and half of them had... They were like guys in their early 30s who had roommates and no car insurance. No satellite, no nothing. I mean, that 50 bucks a month could have gone toward something that they needed, but they chose to put it toward that. They were dedicated, they were interested in it, and they believed in it. And they were happy doing it. That's because that's what they wanted to do. It wasn't about headshots and resumes and waiting in line and going on auditions and trying to get discovered. It's just about honing your craft and doing it because you loved it. And then something good will come from that. But if you're just waiting around and going on auditions and getting the headshots, I say just quit. Tim?

1:22:46 Drew Sleeping?

1:22:47 Adam Tim, you're 25. I should go on the speaking tour. Listen, not all of your great thinkers, not all of your great minds. Most of you will never realize your dreams.

1:22:58 Drew Good night.

1:22:58 Adam Thank you. Got all my money? All right.

1:23:02 Drew That's basically what you do when you go on speaking by the way.

1:23:04 Adam Well, it is. But there's so many, there's so many.

1:23:07 Drew How do people know?

1:23:08 Adam Horrible actors out there.

1:23:09 Drew How should people judge themselves?

1:23:10 Adam I'll tell you how you know. You know. How does anybody know that they should do what they're doing?

1:23:17 Drew Because there's so much mediocrity out there that's doing well.

1:23:20 Adam They do it. They do it. And they have always done it.

1:23:24 Drew They could still suck though. They could still not be good.

1:23:26 Adam They can suck, but they'll do it. That's how they know.

1:23:29 Drew So you're just saying be dedicated is what you're saying. If you enjoy it.

1:23:32 Adam I'm saying you'll do it. You won't just decide that you want to be on TV. You'll be doing it. You'll be in a play. You'll be on stage. You'll be acting. If you love acting, if you're devoted to acting, if that's your calling.

1:23:48 Natalie Raitano Well, first of all, I was never an actress. So this is my first job acting.

1:23:53 Adam So, right. But I bet you were performing.

1:23:58 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

1:23:58 Caller Yeah.

1:24:00 Natalie Raitano Yes, I guess.

1:24:02 Adam Well, this doesn't have to be what you want to do either, by the way. I mean, you could have fallen into it.

1:24:08 Natalie Raitano Right. I'm just saying that I wasn't out like at every acting class. And you know, a lot of it has to do with being at the right place at the right time. And, you know, lack of like a certain look or...

1:24:20 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:24:20 Natalie Raitano You know?

1:24:21 Adam Right. But that goes for everybody. I mean, there's a lot of people who have the right look.

1:24:26 Natalie Raitano But I mean, I totally agree with you. And, you know, completely, you know, get yourself involved and keep on doing it and doing it and doing it.

1:24:35 Adam It's the same answer every band has for everybody who calls up and wants to start a band or wants to get their tape played or whatever. Let's just go hit the road, practice, play gigs and just play and play because you love to play. And if you're good, it'll work out. If you're not, it'll work out too. All right. Either way, it'll take care of itself. Let me tell you what the universe is because it's Thursday, which is like Friday, which is the end of the week for us. Universe, it ain't fair and it ain't bad. It ain't anything. It just is. You make your own luck. You do all your own stuff. And here's the deal. There's 1% of people that shouldn't be where they, you know, there's Tori Spelling. You know what I mean? She was born, Aaron Spelling's her dad, and she got that gig. That's one in a billion. That's that. Then there's the bottom. There's the really super amazing, talented people who've got, because of bad luck, because of timing, because of whatever, because of mental illness, did not get the gig. There's the horribly untalented people that are making millions of dollars. And there's the amazingly blessed, gifted person that is poor as hell. That is the bottom 1% and then the top 1%. And all of us, we all fall in between and everything's even for us. And that's it. So you're in that 98% tile. Go out and work hard.

1:25:58 Drew And prosper.

1:26:00 Adam Enjoy.

1:26:00 Drew That's right.

1:26:01 Adam Jessica?

1:26:02 Caller Hi.

1:26:03 Adam You're 16.

1:26:04 Caller Yeah, you guys are doing a great job.

1:26:06 Caller Thank you.

1:26:08 Caller So I had a question like it's really hard for me to sleep and like I'm awake until like 2 a.m. sometimes. And then like the next day when I exercise or like I'm doing physical activities, I see these like kind of like these hallucinations and they're sort of like bright lights or like stars and they're like kind of all over the place. So I was wondering if they were related.

1:26:32 Adam What are you doing? What kind of exercise?

1:26:35 Caller Um, dance.

1:26:37 Drew Is it when you've been like straining and then stand, you know, going from leaning over and then standing up suddenly, that kind of thing?

1:26:42 Adam It's because you vomited up lunch and you're low, blood sugar's low.

1:26:47 Drew Are you depressed lately?

1:26:49 Caller Um, sort of.

1:26:50 Drew I mean, the depression can keep you awake all night. And then being awake all night can obviously make it difficult to tolerate physical exertion and straining can sort of change the blood supply to the brain and cause you to see stars and things when you change positions.

1:27:01 Adam Also, dancing, sometimes the DJ's got the, he's got the warrant cranked up pretty loud and those lights are coming from behind the bar. They're kind of blinding and the pole's right in there and this guy's throwing the money and everything. I mean, maybe that's, maybe that's had a effect.

1:27:17 Caller And that? Yeah, dancing as in like ballet and stuff.

1:27:22 Adam I never heard of that. What is that? There's other kinds of dancing?

1:27:25 Drew And sleep deprivation can cause even seizure and hallucinations occasionally, but that's really severe sleep deprivation.

1:27:31 Adam Do you have an eating disorder?

1:27:32 Caller No, I don't.

1:27:33 Drew Really? Are you on any medication or supplements or anything?

1:27:35 Caller Actually, I'm on something for my hypothyroidism.

1:27:39 Drew Synthroid? Levithroid? Something like that?

1:27:42 Caller Yeah.

1:27:42 Drew You're just on thyroid replacement?

1:27:44 Caller Yeah.

1:27:45 Adam Hey, Drew. But it is very true when you're sleep deprived. You know, you close your eyes, you open them, you see the spots and stuff. I mean, it's, you're effed up.

1:27:54 Caller Yeah.

1:27:54 Adam Yeah. I'd say that's sleep. I think you gotta get some sleep, baby.

1:28:00 Caller Uh, I can't. I just can't.

1:28:02 Adam No, you take some sleep pills and have some boys.

1:28:04 Natalie Raitano I wonder if the thyroid medicine is keeping her up.

1:28:05 Drew It's an interesting thought. Maybe your thyroid is too active, too much thyroid medicine. So you gotta get that checked. And then if you are depressed, that ought to be dealt with because depression can certainly make you sleep disturbed.

1:28:14 Adam What time do you get up in the morning?

1:28:17 Caller For school, like six.

1:28:18 Adam No, six-thirty.

1:28:20 Natalie Raitano So she's only getting like three or four hours of sleep.

1:28:23 Adam That's horrible. Well, what are you going to some kind of prep school?

1:28:26 Caller No, it's just public school.

1:28:29 Natalie Raitano Why not take like, like, isn't that like a natural melatonin?

1:28:34 Caller Our sleeping pills are good for you.

1:28:35 Drew No, they're not good for you. They're not good for you, but Adam will tell you about melatonin.

1:28:40 Adam Here's what I figured out about melatonin. I now take a ass full of melatonin. Although I wash it down with some red wine too. All bets are off. I get home, I had Dr. Bruce tell me in here that they did some sort of test with melatonin and that it does make you sleepy.

1:28:58 Drew A little bit, yeah. Some people especially.

1:29:00 Adam But, yeah, the week, the week.

1:29:03 Natalie Raitano I know, I don't sleep, so I know.

1:29:06 Adam But that you had to take quite a dose of it, not the two tablets that you thought you had. You had to take like eight of them. And so I just take eight of them.

1:29:15 Drew And? Still nothing.

1:29:17 Adam Well, I end up going to bed eventually.

1:29:19 Drew You know, after the Xanax and the Cabernet.

1:29:23 Adam You got to say, you got to say, what about melatonin and Cabernet? Is that all right? Okay. And you said melatonin was an antioxidant too, it was like vitamin C. Yeah, so it's good for you.

1:29:33 Natalie Raitano I take this stuff called, they're called combs, they're homeopathic. You just get them at Rite Aid or Rexall.

1:29:40 Caller Really, they work?

1:29:41 Natalie Raitano Two, like I can take two, they're really small. And I take them because I get nervous flying. I take them on the plane.

1:29:46 Caller They work over the counter?

1:29:48 Natalie Raitano Yeah.

1:29:48 Adam See, that's why I wish I was a chick. Lightweights. Me, Drew, back me up. I take some rocket fuel over the counter.

1:29:56 Drew Forget it.

1:29:56 Adam Something to take an elephant down. Under the counter.

1:29:59 Drew I give them prescription horse tranquilizers.

1:30:01 Adam Prescription horse tranquilizers, and three Bloody Marys later.

1:30:04 Drew You're yappin.

1:30:04 Adam I'm talking your ear off.

1:30:06 Drew Talking fast.

1:30:06 Adam Halfway to New York, right?

1:30:08 Natalie Raitano Do you get nervous flying?

1:30:10 Adam No, I just like to get loaded. All right. Well, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I like to relax. I like to chill out a little bit. All right, we'll take a little break now. We'll be back after this.

1:30:41 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

1:30:59 Adam Well, it was a fast two hours, and that's a good thing. At least it is for me.

1:31:03 Drew Wait a minute, where's the old man show left?

1:31:05 Adam Oh, we do?

1:31:06 Drew Yeah.

1:31:06 Adam I was looking at another clock.

1:31:07 Drew Sorry, Adam.

1:31:08 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake, I was ready to go.

1:31:09 Drew What clock were you looking at, by the way?

1:31:11 Adam Yeah, it's a good question. Drew, give me more of the sleeping pills, would you, brother?

1:31:17 Caller Wow.

1:31:18 Drew This has been a life.

1:31:19 Adam Yeah, thank you. Hey, what's wrong with wrapping up a little? Listen, here's my feeling on this show. We run a couple minutes late almost every night.

1:31:26 Drew So once in a while, we stop half hour early.

1:31:31 Adam Yeah.

1:31:32 Drew All right. Make up for it.

1:31:33 Adam Natalie Raitano is here.

1:31:34 Caller I can play this for the next 10 minutes.

1:31:36 Natalie Raitano Blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:31:37 Adam Yeah, that's all. That's what it sounds like to everyone anyway.

1:31:42 Drew Yeah.

1:31:42 Adam That's all it sounds like.

1:31:43 Drew Yeah. Charlie Brown's teacher.

1:31:45 Adam Tim. Now, Charlie Brown's teacher was funny though. Tim, you're 25. Did we talk to the same home before he was asleep?

1:31:52 Drew There is.

1:31:53 Adam Tim? No, he's not. All right. Let's go. Let's burn citizens. Melissa, you're 20.

1:31:59 Caller Yeah.

1:32:00 Adam You go to a party of trouble saying no sexually?

1:32:04 Caller Well, kind of.

1:32:05 Adam Yes. All right.

1:32:05 Drew Have you been victimized before?

1:32:08 Caller No.

1:32:09 Drew You've never been a victim in your life?

1:32:10 Caller No, I don't. No.

1:32:12 Adam No rape? No abuse?

1:32:14 Caller No.

1:32:14 Adam Yeah. You drink too much?

1:32:17 Caller Not usually. Most of the time.

1:32:19 Adam Good. Good. Then you're sober. Then just say no to the sex. Thank you. You have no more problems.

1:32:26 Drew Unless there have been periods in your thing, unless you've learned to feel powerless and impotent and not have value in yourself, it's hard to assert yourself when you don't feel worthwhile. You've never, you've always felt powerless over, in relation to other people who want to have power over you, if your parents make you feel bad, if there was a lot of aggression in the house.

1:32:42 Adam Never got beat by your parents?

1:32:45 Caller I don't think so. I mean.

1:32:46 Drew I don't, Adam, you ever get beat by your parents?

1:32:49 Adam I could kick my dad's ass when I was four and a half. That was.

1:32:52 Drew I don't think so. Is that even possibly?

1:32:54 Adam That's a light beating. I could have kicked my dad's ass at five. No ass, seriously.

1:32:59 Caller Well, it's just a self-esteem thing, because I've battled depression for like a really long time.

1:33:04 Adam Right.

1:33:05 Caller And like, I don't know, I just have really low self-esteem and I just always end up doing things that I regret the next day.

1:33:11 Drew Well, that's what I said, that you don't feel good about yourself and you can't.

1:33:15 Adam All right. So work on that, but don't work on it with a penis in your hand.

1:33:19 Caller Yeah.

1:33:20 Drew Know that that's going to make things worse.

1:33:21 Adam I mean, you just told us what's going on.

1:33:23 Drew It works in the moment, but it also makes you feel worse about yourself afterwards.

1:33:27 Caller Right.

1:33:28 Drew Natalie's mic's off.

1:33:29 Caller All right.

1:33:30 Drew There we go.

1:33:31 Adam There we go. All right, Melissa.

1:33:32 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:33:33 Adam So work on yourself outside of the party. You got a little project. You got depression.

1:33:37 Drew Do things, get involved in things that make you feel good about yourself, things that are worthwhile, things you're passionate about. Go do that.

1:33:44 Caller Okay.

1:33:44 Drew Oh, boy.

1:33:45 Adam All right.

1:33:45 Drew And get treatment for your depression.

1:33:48 Adam You got to get treatment, Melissa.

1:33:50 Caller All right.

1:33:51 Adam Well, that's one of the problems of being... What do you expect when you're talking to someone who's depressed? Yeah. Pippi Wong's stocking on the other phone? How dare you? One's got problems.

1:34:00 Drew Go after what you're passionate about. When you're depressed, you're passionate about nothing.

1:34:03 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:34:04 Hurry. My brother is like on... I think that's on drug. He's on drug.

1:34:08 Drew Yeah.

1:34:09 And he's been telling me he's smoking marijuana. He got very physical with me and my boyfriend. He pulled down his collar the other day and I seen like punch your hose. I was wondering what kind of drugs they could be.

1:34:22 Drew Intravenously?

1:34:23 Caller Yes. What kind of... I mean like heroin. What else is there?

1:34:26 Drew Speed, cocaine, heroin. They're doing all kinds of stuff. But you're usually into...

1:34:30 Caller He's very violent now and he called my mother a bitch the other day.

1:34:34 Drew Heroin addicts will do that too, but speed is the drug of violence.

1:34:37 Adam To be fair to him, she had a coming.

1:34:40 Caller Oh, okay. Adam, be quiet. You got more teeth than a rake.

1:34:43 Drew Okay, you're gay.

1:34:45 Caller Don't get I'm gay, but I'd rather sleep with a dead yak than sleep with you.

1:34:49 Adam How dare you, sir?

1:34:50 Caller How dare you?

1:34:51 Adam Listen, I wouldn't give you a corn hole in for all the tea in China.

1:34:56 Caller You always call people idiots, but look at those 1-800 commercials you do. My god, I've never seen something so stupid before in my life.

1:35:01 Adam 250 grand.

1:35:03 Natalie Raitano I was going to say.

1:35:04 Adam How stupid can you be?

1:35:06 Drew Oops.

1:35:07 Adam I'll tell you.

1:35:08 Drew Pretty quick.

1:35:09 Adam That 250 grand buys a lot of books on tape.

1:35:12 Drew 15 seconds. 15 seconds. Jay?

1:35:14 Adam Yo. You're 20. Yep.

1:35:17 Drew 10 seconds.

1:35:17 Adam You got a fart?

1:35:19 Caller Oh, not right now.

1:35:20 Adam Oh, well, what kind of challenge are you to my gas throne?

1:35:23 Caller I have to prepare, man. You know, it takes...

1:35:25 Adam All right. Well, listen. Call up when you got a full tank. Yeah, Anderson loves gas humor. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:35:33 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:35:59 Presenting Loveline tonight, it's the Cobalt Lounge and Car Toys. On 947 NRK, the New Rock Alternative. Yeah.

1:36:09 Caller On 947 NRK.

1:36:14 Adam All right, now, is that it?

1:36:16 Drew That's it now.

1:36:17 Adam Yeah, can we go home?

1:36:18 Drew You're finally...

1:36:18 Adam Good.

1:36:19 Drew You're there.

1:36:20 Adam I want to thank Lauren for doing a great job on the phones.

1:36:24 Caller Look at her, that little Clark Kent look.

1:36:25 Adam She's got support in the night. Fantabulous. I want to thank Sarah for coming in here whenever she comes in here and screwing up the phones. I want to thank Anderson for doing a great job each and every night sliding those potentiometers.

1:36:38 Caller Whatever.

1:36:41 Adam And pushing those buttons. I want to thank producer Anne. She still with the show? Yeah, she. Okay. We thank producer Anne for coming in here when she comes in here booking the show and doing a wonderful job. I want to thank Natalie Raitano for coming in here from VIP every night of the week. As far as I know. Check your local listings. Always on a Fox affiliate, right?

1:36:59 Natalie Raitano Yes.

1:37:00 Drew And TNN.

1:37:01 Natalie Raitano And TNN. I don't know when it starts.

1:37:03 Adam That's not out yet, though.

1:37:04 Natalie Raitano It's not out yet.

1:37:04 Drew Next week, where are the guys? We got a big line up next week.

1:37:07 Adam We got Aston Kutcher from That 70s Show and Mark McGrath. Oh, Mark McGrath is going to be in here and the guys from Dude, which one are you?

1:37:18 Drew Dude, where's my car?

1:37:19 Adam Bitch just stole my god damn car.

1:37:21 Drew And Adam, Wednesday.

1:37:22 Adam And Wednesday is, oh, Minka, the great fabulous number one Asian big boob queen. I'm number one Oriental big boob queen. Right. She'll be in here on Wednesday. How dare you? How dare you be so dismissive about Minka's name?

1:37:36 Drew I was like, what? What is that?

1:37:39 Adam You'll listen Wednesday night. You will know the name of Minka after that. I guarantee you that.

1:37:43 Natalie Raitano I'll be out there with like some pictures and get it.

1:37:46 Adam You may. You just do not get too close to my Asian queen, Minka. So until next time, it's Adam Carolla with Dr. Drew.

1:37:51 Natalie Raitano Bye, you guys.

1:37:52 Adam And Minka saying, and Adelaide China saying, mahalo. I gotta go.

1:37:58 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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