Episode 1000754887171

1:08 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast. Hey, it is Loveline.

1:14 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr., I don't know anything about cars, Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-FACTS, number 310-840-4051, Dr. Drew. Board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Other than that, he's not good for us.

1:32 Drew Well, do you want to finish the story? Or start it and finish it again?

1:36 Adam Yes. Let me just say that Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight. Of course, the host of the runaway sensation hit, Temptation Island. And I've said a few times last week and this week when I found out you were coming on. I'm so glad. I'm so glad because...

1:52 Drew You've actually said this several times.

1:53 Adam Mark...

1:54 It really got back to me that you actually said a positive thing, which was the first in the press I've had.

1:59 Adam Mark is a guy, I think we met in the NAMPTY convention like... 96.

2:05 95. 95 or 96.

2:07 Adam Or 96, whenever, five, six years ago in Vegas. The company that was going to do Loveline, which was New World, right?

2:15 Drew Through Fox.

2:16 Adam Through Fox was also launching Mark's show through Fox.

2:20 Drew That was your second year with that show, wasn't it?

2:22 Well, I think your first year was when I was already dead. I was going in for the second year of renewal.

2:27 Drew Yeah, that was the renewal.

2:28 Adam Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were launching it that year.

2:32 I'm going for season two, but yeah.

2:33 Adam One of the reasons the show had some difficulties, I assumed that Mark was a fresh face on the scene trying to launch a new show.

2:41 I was already tired and bitter at that point.

2:43 Adam He was a year into it. All I knew is there was a deck of playing cards on it, Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, Loveline on another set of cards, Access Hollywood and Mark Walberg. And so...

2:56 Which I refused to gamble with because it's just bad luck.

2:58 Adam I met, you should have, I met Mark and we met Mark and we liked Mark and we spent a little time with Mark and then I didn't see Mark again and I saw the show a time or two and then I heard it went away and then I didn't hear anything from Mark and I didn't see him see him around and then I saw him some years later doing audience warm-up for Jimmy's show at the time when Ben Stein's Money and I remember going oh man yeah exactly man last time I saw him, he must have kids the guy's got to work this guy last time I saw him his picture was on the side of a bus now he's actually in the bus looking for a transfer complaining about the 15 cent transfer exactly and in spite of us kind of feeling like we had a relationship with him over those four years we kind of barely touched base of Mark last month mark and I've been going steady we really we were both at the Mars Venus thing yeah we put Michael Jackson thing together well that's what happens when you start putting out the relationship rekindles itself yeah but Mark is a family guy a good guy and one of without sounding too trite one of the one of the good guys in show business so you always hope hope for good things for and I had no idea you were doing Temptation Island until I saw Temptation Island and then I went from pity to loathing sounds like that poor son of a bitch to an audience worm like I kill him this guy's in a runaway hit I watch the show every week and I'm a big fan of it and we had who'd we have Dano and Dano makes me laugh Dano and the Alice in the world's hottest doctor is she something on on the show last week yeah I can't see what you did what what happened just you know she was the only one she was all of the girls are so attractive I can't believe thanks Drew we're breaking up you and I can't believe you know they were all just an attractive but Allison was just incredibly gorgeous as you know cuz you met her well and she she's the whole packet right she's bright she's sure of herself and at one point I looked at her and I'm sitting you know far away from her I said Allison you are so cute it physically hurts and she says I'm a doctor just show me where it hurts and I'll help you I said I gotta go my mom's calling I gotta go yeah let me let me get drunk real quick I'll run back yeah I'll have a whole new angle on this thing I'm a little confused now but the show the show was you don't have to do things when I prompt you a runaway hit again of course Wednesday nights on Fox and nine o'clock and now you guys you guys did six episodes I hear you're squeezing a seventh out to make it through sweeps and then what I'm sure we got another year going I you know I don't know nothing official I mean everybody's been when we were in New York everybody's coming up to me and saying all the temptation to it's going to be in the mountains it's going to be snow and I'm like you know I don't know where you're getting your information cuz they haven't told me anything but I think probably they'll want to do it again.

5:59 Now how does your contract work I mean when you sign on to something like that well do they have you for the rest of your life do they have you know cuz you know this was sort of last-minute thing there was one of several shows that Fox was looking at doing and so they kind of said you know you know we don't really know which one's gonna make it on the schedule and if you can come down there's like a week and a half before I went down there and they say if you come down do us a favor and host this one we'll work something out on the other end of it and there's a guy probably there like two weeks right there two weeks I didn't even you know I left to go and I might make it on the air might not wow and now it's huge so yeah I think they had the option to do it again when it when it came down the pike I mean when your agent called you this didn't smell like anything did it well you know it was somewhat intriguing I thought you know I thought there was something there you knew there was like 15 or 20 of these kinds of shows these reality shows are coming down the pike and right I knew I wanted to do one of them and you know I kind of went I was on my way to South Carolina for you know to see my family and they said you got to come in and audition like tomorrow at 11 I'm like and they said no you really need to go so I went and I left and I got on the plane and I was producing this other show called Sunday Dinner that I was really busy with and I said you know my luck I said to my wife I said my luck I'm gonna have to go to Belize next week and you know then the agent called and said you know you got to get inoculated for malaria tomorrow.

7:16 Adam Man how was it and how was the resort itself?

7:20 Gilligan's Island like but not survivor like it was I mean it was it was cool it just wasn't I'm like going out to be great we'll get massages we'll you know you have room service you didn't get laundry we didn't have TV the phone barely worked but it was cool it was clean and fun and then did you hang out with the people when you weren't shooting? No.

7:38 Adam Did they tell you not to?

7:40 No you know it wasn't it wasn't like I couldn't but there you know first of all I didn't have a lot of time and it sort of changed everything when I showed up they were keenly aware that something was going on right so it just kind of broke down the whole situation if I hung out right but like Dan oh who you had in towards the end of the run when they're getting down to the single dates or in people were on dates and he hadn't been chosen he and another guy went fishing and I went on the fishing boat and hung out with them but right for the most part I was either at one place or the other or preparing to go to the next one so and when they take this seventh show that they put together what is that I mean well they planned on six and now they're doing seven but you know I got I got to tell you where they left off on five I said I don't know how you're gonna finish in one episode so it actually is working out perfectly okay that they where they left off at five they've got a lot of shows still to do you got to select the girls choice for the final dates they're gonna do their final dates they're gonna come back after all that they're gonna have a little time they're gonna come back to the bonfire and decide what they're gonna whether they're gonna stay together or not and you know it's two hours with the stuff and you know everything right oh yeah and do you have I don't know well I don't know we were talking to what's his name from the mall he has like a ten million dollar thingy and a sign that says you states you will not divulge anything you got that going on yeah yeah I didn't yeah I'm not sure it's ten million dollars but I'm not supposed to tell you right so what do you want to know now I you know to me it's weird because I mean unlike the mall and unlike Survivor there's not a real winner and loser here is like what am I going to tell you I'm just watching I really it doesn't matter even if they ran these things in order sequentially I would just watch just to see the the trauma and the drama and the fact that those idiots voted off miss Georgia Miss Georgia yeah I was outraged I almost like threw a brick at the television like yeah yeah and they I don't know what happened some some something in the bar rubbed them the wrong way she was gone same thing with Lola I never met Lola but I saw her and I'm like she's gorgeous next day they voted her on.

9:42 Adam Don't kick anyone named Lola off an island that's not right that's a policy of mine Lola Island she's there it's like a palm tree she's getting planted all right let's hop on I should mention that me and my other partner they my Emmy award-winning partner Jamie Kimmel on the Tonight Show Tonight oh yes Leno the two of us together later on we'll be on after Courtney Cox she's got a movie where a bunch of Elvis's are robbing things was our friend David there David our head no I did not see him hopefully he's in Canada somewhere Monica Monica yeah hey you're 17 what's up yeah well who's in Evelyn's room huh nothing go ahead I was going to say well I was I'm with this guy right now and his friend keeps hitting on me and I don't know I we like I really I really like him but I don't know like I've already like had sex with my boyfriend so yeah well that's it for you I really like his friend yeah okay why don't you break up with your boyfriend then if you're well how long have you been with your boyfriend for about a year yes and you're kind of done with him yeah I will break up that's all right is this his best friend yeah how'd you know that huh how do I know that well because he first off he says it's his best friend because he knows there's a little tension there doesn't doesn't and you know when you're when you're 18 you have a hundred and fifty best friends right so he has a lot of best friends all right or is this guy is his number one guy oh that's his number one guy all right well that's good that's gonna be trouble break break up with your boyfriend that's the important thing you may not even feel as strongly about this guy when you're actually out of the market and looking at guys more for dates you know for potential partners yeah I don't know but true your advice and my advice is for everyone under 30 to break up yes it's not that realistic when I look about I understand but in this situation she knows she wants to date this other guy well what what what's the alternative stay in this relationship which is unhappy it's over right or stay in this relationship and go out with his best friend sleep with his best friend right not good either so it's you know break up all right so Monica you break up tomorrow okay all right then you start dating this guy let's say three days from now okay and whenever he catches you that's the day you started dating whether it's in a week or whether it's in four years of course you never admit to the time in between yeah you do that you do that man right that's when it started we did I went our first date last night right all right no it's like when you get busted stealing at work whatever you could have been stealing for the whole ten years you're with the company the day you get caught that is the day you began stealing of course this is the first copping machine you've stolen so far I mean it's of course it's the way you got to do it Pete yeah hi you're 22 what's up oh my god well I just want to say Adam you're an angel Mr. Walberg hello hello and yeah you're an angel angel of what okay I have been clubbing around the Detroit area for and I have I think I have a lot of partners that I might need to tell about some general warts but the thing is I don't I don't see these people I came on the weekends some of these people could probably kick my ass if I tell them how do you we're talking about guys well you know both I mean guys and girls have you been tested for things other than warts no what you got to do that man you got to do that what you figure out what you actually have three well I should at least tell some people I know for sure right well first before you go you do want to make more than one phone call to these people yeah you don't want to come say I've got general awards and then I have to confront them face to face and like this is like disconnected he doesn't he's like campfire I don't even know if I believe him I do it's always sort of comical when we're explaining the person is disconnected they go hello middle of our explanation very confusing Pete what's up with you why are you why is your balls spinning like a whirling dervish you know I mean you're going out you're clubbing you're banging anything you can take home with you you're giving them a disease I'd just like to tell Adam he might need to get checked out because he was a little angel you didn't really get me because I thought something was we weren't going with it well you you were going more than I was but it wasn't it wasn't interesting you know I mean it wasn't entertaining with no purpose to it if it was bogus he was kind of all over the map yeah is what I was getting but I smelt some bogus on him Charles yes listen I swear to God I'm this close to not accepting calls from men anymore yeah we've had more bogus in two days yeah show what's up there Charles ever since about two weeks ago I've had absolutely no sex drive whatsoever what happened two weeks ago my ex-girlfriend told me she was pregnant but she lied so you got freaked out about that yes I've been freaking out ever since and I mean I still messed around with a couple of girls but I can't get an orgasm whatsoever are you on medication no no medication are you doing drugs or alcohol no I just smoke cigarettes but listen you you have an ex-girlfriend who is how ex she what how far removed is she I like to think she's pretty removed but now how long ago did you break up like ten months ago oh when did she tell you that she thought she was pregnant two weeks ago well so you're still having two weeks you're still having sex with her yeah but then I stopped as soon as she told me that and then she went and got a test and it was negative all right and then you carried on with other girls yes I still can't get anything I don't even want to half the time 17 you're 17 maybe you're maybe your penis is tired my seven my penis is 17 still had the sulfate wrapped around you know my penis had on it when I was something you know anybody knew new tires they got that weird plastic paper wrapped around it my penis had that paper on it till I was like 23 and the blue paint the blue paint with that weird paper plastic around it that the tires have on it when they're up on the rack tells you what psi yeah I mean it not even been broken open yet and then when I did pull that paper out I had those little rubber nubs on the side of it she's dug that it initially and then I ground them down masturbating and that was the end of that you know I can't masturbate for two days true now yes why because I'm going in for a sperm competition right on Thursday yes a competition I wonder why you're so irritable yeah I'm going in I'm going in against my partner Jimmy to a sperm clinic this is a sperm is more potent and it's also we're seeing who can produce it the fastest as well the the over the over under at the office is about I think it's about 245 250 right now we're seeing which way the two-day have you have you seen the jack room yet no is it properly equipped I told them when we had a production meeting on it they're like so funny there's this poor woman you know these are like serious professional women who come from like the Letterman show and Rosie and stuff and they're sitting in there and they're going well it'd be great if we had the two doors next to each other so that when Adam and Jimmy went into the two rooms we could see them actually go in you know we could see them open the door at the same time it'd be great now you like raise my hand I said listen if one of them's a mop closet I don't care I'll get one off believe me you're talking to guys you've done guys drove a stick on Mulholland and squeezed one off at 730 in the morning on the way to his construction job don't worry you're pro level yeah I could open the door into like a another dimension you know in a like hell matrix yeah I could just be looking at it like a grand candy with the lava going through it and still just feel one off stops in mid motion the camera goes around it yeah yeah she was like it was so funny because she never knew how to say it like she'd go so when Adam and Jimmy go into the room to do the segment or thing and then they come out are you gonna be toasting your cups or what are you doing I don't know it's disgusting it is it is repugnant is what it is but I plan I want to win that crown I hope it's a crown and I'm saving up so they say two days because that's when your sperm said it's best potency and speed first is speed of delivery yes then potency well Jimmy has kids doesn't he yeah he does yeah but I know they're both mistakes I hope they're not listening to the show but the point is is they say wait two days your sperm is more more potent did you find out why yeah because I conceived in a cup too and it was that was four days then that's my recollection really yeah yeah I think they said four but I took a swing at the guy and we whittled it down the hill you negotiated his my agent said one day the urologist said a week and we just kept hammering away on it until we got it to two days two days with an option to extend right olive yes you're 26 what's up yeah this is for you Dr. Drew yeah I just I just started on about parotic acid yesterday uh-huh and it's one thing I didn't get the little doohickey with the bottle from the pharmacy and I was wondering just about the side effects and kind of a little bit more about it when I'm having a lot of pretty good side effects going well it's a medicine it's an anti-epileptic medicine it's used for bipolar illness manic depression okay right and it's extremely effective and it has almost no side effects subjectively it can inflame your liver and do some blood things but in terms of how you feel there's very little side effect okay because I'm you know really bouncy and and I'm usually have a very bad phone phobia that's another bogus color so oh really phone phobia this is real yeah but I got I was on earlier today I was on a NPR's talk of the nation and I've never gotten through on calls and so I just thought I was going to try it out what do you mean you're bouncy yeah nervous agitated I'm still curious about the phone phobia if so why you call national talk shows but I knew I would get through on this one because I have a social phobia are you taking any besides the depot code yeah I was on Zoloft no Ziprexa no she put me down on I'm starting on well butrin and rispedal risperidol did you start the risperidol recently yes okay that's the one that's in the well butrin can make you a little jumpy it's not the depot code the despair it all can make you feel strange the well butrin make you jumpy headache sleepless for a couple weeks decrease your appetite sometimes but it won't decrease your sex drive it's a good thing well butrin is compared other antidepressants I don't know who's holding still long enough for him to have sex with them I pity the woman and I don't know about this phone phobia he's all over he's he's all over the place yeah all right I'll tell you what we'll take a little break when we come back we'll speak to Mark who's 15 not Mark L. Walberg but Mark the caller he wants to know what the dangers of self-tattooing are we'll get to that after this hour.

21:41 Radio, radio, loveline. You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

22:12 Adam All right, I want to clean out my cars for the next half hour. I have some interesting insights. We'll keep talking about this later on. Drew's car blew up today, so I want to talk to him about that. Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight.

22:27 Drew And I was mad at you.

22:28 Adam Yes, because I told him to buy that car.

22:31 Drew Yeah, that's true.

22:32 I was wondering why you had so much concern in the commercial break.

22:35 Adam Feel responsible. I know the car is 55, 60 grand, but I'm only putting up 20, 25 grand. That's it. That's all the responsibility I have.

22:44 Mark L.

22:44 Adam Walberg, host of Temptation Island, the runaway hit on Fox, Wednesday nights, at 9 o'clock, and that will be tomorrow night on Fox, and really one of my favorite shows to watch. Why?

22:59 Drew I do not think it's the show or Mark.

23:00 We've already talked about it.

23:01 Drew But why? I find it unsettling, unnerving, disturbing.

23:06 Adam It is, but not in the same kind of way that like one of these paramedic shows, is there something where some guy got clipped on a motorcycle or something like that. And these couples, see here's the whole thing with these couples in my rational mind, which is, or the way I rationalize it is, there's no kids and there's no wedding ring. These are relationships, these people are in their mid-twenties. We've all been through a thousand of these things. And we've had ten of them fail. So they have one fail.

23:38 Drew Well, that's an interesting way of looking at it. We're talking this night about the disturbed, interpersonal situation in our country, and then to have it sort of grandstanded, to have it sort of romanticized.

23:49 Adam Why is it, I don't know if it's necessarily romanticized.

23:53 No, I don't think the viewers look at it as envy, if I wish I was in that position.

23:58 Drew No, no, not envy, but that it's, hey, isn't this fun and interesting? This is the way people relate.

24:03 I think people look at it and go, isn't it fun and interesting, and aren't I glad it's not me? Or maybe it reinforces, I don't want that.

24:11 Adam To me, the thing is, be careful what you wish for.

24:14 That's exactly it.

24:14 Adam That's what the whole thing feels like to me. You know what I'm saying? This sounds like a great idea, but it's the kind of thing, it's like a threesome. It's like what we talk about with threesomes.

24:25 So is best left in your mind.

24:27 Adam Yeah, we talk about threesomes on this show, but I don't think we romanticize it.

24:33 Drew Right, right, right, right, right.

24:34 Adam Okay.

24:34 Drew Okay. I'm sold. I'm watching.

24:37 Ha ha ha ha ha.

24:38 Drew When's it on?

24:38 Adam Game Day Island is going to be the name of it next. Oh, and speaking of that, I just thought, how long is it going to take for them to crank out a porn movie that has almost this style on it?

24:46 Erection Islanders of it, right?

24:47 Adam Right, yeah. Any day now. Mark, you're 15, what's up? That's the beauty of the porn industry. Something gets hot, they're right on it. Oh yeah. It doesn't take them four days to make a movie. It's not like Super Mario Brothers, where it comes out like eight years after the thing left the show.

25:02 Caller They don't have to beta test it.

25:04 Right.

25:05 Adam Mark, you're 15, what's up?

25:06 Caller What's up, mayonnaise?

25:07 Adam Oh, how are you doing? You want to tattoo yourself?

25:10 Caller Yeah, I was just wondering what the dangers of it would be if I did it with a guitar string in Indie Unique.

25:14 Adam I see. Can't you just pay somebody to do that for you?

25:19 Caller No, my parents won't sign for it.

25:21 Drew So you're gonna do it yourself?

25:23 Caller Yeah.

25:23 Adam What are you gonna get?

25:25 Caller I don't know. I haven't thought about that yet.

25:28 Drew Are you the one that's gonna be using the guitar strings?

25:31 Caller Yeah.

25:33 Adam And where are you gonna put it?

25:36 Caller On my leg.

25:37 Adam On your leg. And what are your good moves? Like when I was 15, I used to draw a mean half track with like a skull on top of it.

25:44 Drew I had a little Bull Taco mini bike. Oh yeah.

25:48 Adam Drew could do a good mini bike.

25:50 Caller I used to do the G&S skateboard logo.

25:52 Adam Oh yeah, Mark could do that. So what are you going to do? Which one of those?

25:56 Caller I don't know yet. I haven't really thought about that yet.

25:59 Adam All right. Well, you could probably give yourself an infection when you say they're Drew.

26:04 Drew Yeah. And make yourself pretty miserable. But I'm just thinking about his parents and how lovely they must be. It's a complete F you to them.

26:11 Adam Yes. And secondly, here's the problem with the inference with the homemade tattoo is that you've done time.

26:18 Drew Right.

26:19 Adam You see a guy.

26:20 Drew Oh, yeah.

26:21 Adam With a tat and a homemade unprofessional. You think his cell buddy did it to him while he was in the joint. So that's that. Other thing is there is there anything that you could have had at 15 that you'd want now? Be it a haircut or a tattoo or anything?

26:35 Caller That's the stuff with tattoos for me all together. I mean, my things have changed so many times since that time. I can't think of anything I just want on my skin forever.

26:42 Drew Every everyone I know that looks at pictures of themselves when they're 15, just either laugh like hyenas or are miserable.

26:50 Adam Drew, if you were to wear the frames of the glasses that you had at 15, there you go.

26:55 Drew Perfect.

26:56 Adam Would you pay 55 grand a year not to wear those right now?

26:59 Oh.

27:01 Adam 150 grand? I mean, what would it be? Be over 100 grand, right?

27:04 Drew But I'm just trying to think of what it would be like to walk around with those for an hour, let alone to be stuck with that as part of my being.

27:13 Caller All credibility gone in one hour.

27:15 Drew The Adamant glasses? No, no, then it was the like little sort of the who had glasses like that. Sort of half tinted, you know, the tint. Right, right, right.

27:23 Caller Had a rim on the top and no rim on the bottom.

27:25 Drew Yes, and with tint as you as it moved down the glass.

27:27 Caller Yeah, sure. Gradiated.

27:29 Drew Gradiated, right.

27:30 Adam Oh, my God. I mean, think of the car you were driving.

27:34 Caller I mean, let's say, man, I was corduroy wearing and driving a Pinto.

27:37 Adam But not even let's let's let's I'll do you one better. Not even what you could afford or what your family could afford or what you had. What you would have signed your life away for. Then the girl you would have dated for the rest of your life.

27:51 Drew No, yes.

27:51 Adam If you car, you know, it's a great setting.

27:54 Caller It's a new show.

27:56 Adam I would have been driving like a live.

27:58 Drew Live your dream of when you were 15.

28:00 Caller Right.

28:01 Adam You signed on the dotted line. You'd been dating some chick named Tammy who was wearing dittos. You'd be driving a feathered square back that was jacked up with Craig or mags on it. And you'd be sporting. Yeah. You did feathered or the mullet or something.

28:17 Drew You'd wear those those small mirrored ski glasses with the white frames.

28:21 Adam Yeah.

28:21 Caller The leather on the outside that covers on the corner.

28:24 Adam I see. Yeah.

28:25 Drew Yeah.

28:26 Adam I be screwed. It'd be like a form of hell. And to me and thank God we've all moved on with no permanent damage. And we just hide those pictures when people come into our lives. But a tat, that's there. And that's why you've got to think about it at 15.

28:41 Drew This is actually an important discussion for young people to hear.

28:44 Adam Oh yeah.

28:44 Drew Yeah.

28:45 Adam You will change. It'll be for the best, but the idea is that...

28:49 Caller Just wait till you meet the 35-year-old woman with Tweety Bird on her shoulder.

28:53 Adam Right.

28:53 Caller You know, at the PTA meeting, she's like, what did I do?

28:56 Adam Right. She has a comedy and tragedy on each breast. All right. Here we go. Dan. Dan.

29:05 Yeah.

29:06 Adam You're 30. What's up?

29:08 Caller Adam, you rock.

29:09 Adam Thank you.

29:09 Caller Hey, uh, Drew.

29:11 Drew Yeah?

29:12 Caller Sometimes I like Dr. Bruce, but you're right too.

29:16 Drew Yeah.

29:16 Caller Hey, Adam, what's up with, uh, Drew the superstar now?

29:20 Adam I don't know. Okay. Listen, Dan. Hold on.

29:24 Drew You know what? You know what? Uh, Sarah, Sarah. Yeah. Just as punishment for the rest of the night. Yeah. No more men. Only females.

29:32 Caller Wow.

29:32 Drew What'd you say?

29:33 Caller Yeah. I'm up for that.

29:34 Drew It's been two days of this. We have two days of jackoffs. Seriously, right?

29:39 Caller All right.

29:39 Adam Let's do the all female version.

29:41 Caller All right.

29:42 Adam Listen, I'll, I'll dedicate a month to it. I listen, I'll, I'll make February chick month on Loveline. I got no problem with that. All right. Jessica.

29:52 Hello.

29:53 Adam You're 13. What's up?

29:55 Caller Hi, Adam.

29:56 Drew Yeah.

29:57 I love you.

29:58 Adam Fantastic.

29:59 Drew Oh, there's this.

29:59 Caller Because you're an angel.

30:00 Drew This is the other thing we get, though.

30:01 Adam Yeah.

30:02 Drew Well, the jackoff guys and we get the.

30:04 Adam Well, this can't be helped. Go ahead. Yeah.

30:06 Caller I saw you.

30:07 Adam I'm all ears. Go ahead.

30:09 Caller No, wait.

30:09 Mark L. Walberg I saw you.

30:10 Adam Where?

30:11 Caller Here?

30:11 Mark L. Walberg Yeah.

30:12 Adam Oh, you came here.

30:13 Mark L. Walberg Yeah.

30:13 Caller I was the one in blue.

30:15 Adam Jessica, how are you doing, baby?

30:17 Mark L. Walberg I'm fine.

30:18 Adam But I miss I miss you and I miss us. I miss the time we had.

30:23 Mark L. Walberg I have this really good picture of us.

30:24 Adam Yeah. I miss those times we had when I was trying to take a leak and you're tackling me going down the hall, wanting me to sign something.

30:31 Mark L. Walberg I know you're just too sexy.

30:33 Adam I know. I miss that.

30:34 Caller All right.

30:34 Adam So what's up?

30:35 Mark L. Walberg Okay. Well, me and Natalie, we developed these pictures and we're wondering if it's okay if we show them to you.

30:44 Caller Yeah.

30:44 Adam Through the phone, though. Not in person, right?

30:47 Mark L. Walberg No.

30:47 Drew Fax them. 310-840-4051. Wait.

30:52 Mark L. Walberg Why can't we show them to you?

30:53 Adam Jessica, because let me tell you something about our love. It was a love that never should have been.

30:59 Mark L. Walberg What?

31:00 Adam Yeah. You're too young for me.

31:02 Mark L. Walberg But it's Pascal's birthday.

31:05 Adam Oh, well, in that case, if it's Pascal's birthday, then I got to make an exception.

31:09 Mark L. Walberg Yay. Okay. We're going to go Thursday. Okay.

31:11 Adam All righty.

31:12 Drew Oh, boy.

31:13 Adam No, don't don't do it because producer Anne had just had an ass full of these three girls. These three girls showed up. I think it was Monday and they were really I don't want to put them down, but it was it was it was distracting how crazy into me they were and Drew, you were not here to witness this, but it was really I really I felt like Bobby Sherman. I really I really did. I was I was a I was a teen idol from the 70s and producer Anne had just had enough of it. She couldn't handle it anymore. I am no more. Too much. Right. Too much kicking and screaming. Too much. Right.

31:50 Drew Maybe if it was for another it's not good for the young ladies.

31:53 Adam It's not good for them.

31:54 Drew Not good for them.

31:55 Adam I thought one of them was going to swoon, go down and hit her head on something. Right.

31:59 Drew That could happen.

32:00 Adam Right. Like my penis. Yeah. I mean, it's too much excitement for the young girl's heart.

32:06 Caller It's all fun until a teenager loses consciousness.

32:09 Adam Right. Right. Candy? Hello? You're 16.

32:13 Caller Adam? Yeah.

32:14 Adam Welcome to the all chick version of Loveline.

32:16 Caller I love you.

32:17 Mark L. Walberg I love you so much.

32:18 Adam Yeah. I don't know what's going on here.

32:22 Drew We got jack-off guys and I love you too. I love you all.

32:26 Mark L. Walberg Oh, my God.

32:27 Mark L. Walberg I can't believe I'm talking to you.

32:29 Adam All right. Well, what is your question? What's your question?

32:33 Mark L. Walberg When is Scott Weiland going to be on the show? I love him so much.

32:36 Drew He was on about six months ago.

32:38 Adam Yeah. He should be on in the 11 o'clock hour.

32:41 Drew What's up, Candy?

32:42 Caller Can you give me his phone number?

32:44 Adam Unless who don't you love? That's the real question. She loves me. She loves Drew. She loves Mark. She loves.

32:50 Caller I don't love Mark.

32:51 Caller Owie, owie.

32:53 Caller Well, I'm glad we're clear on that. Wow.

32:55 Caller I don't watch Temptation Island.

32:56 Caller All right.

32:57 Adam But you could still love him.

32:59 Caller Okay.

33:00 Adam I loved Mark before Temptation Island.

33:01 Caller Oh my God. I can't believe I'm talking to you.

33:03 Adam All right.

33:04 Drew Candy, did you have a question?

33:06 Caller Yeah.

33:10 Caller I love you, Adam.

33:11 Adam All right. Hold on.

33:13 Caller This is going well.

33:14 Caller Yeah.

33:14 Adam Drew, I'm not quite sure where this show turned, but it took a distinct turn. I think it was like the beginning of this week. We're unable to do our business on this show.

33:24 Caller Right.

33:25 Adam For one reason or another.

33:26 Drew What's the callers?

33:28 Adam Oh, it can't be us.

33:29 Caller Maybe you just healed everyone.

33:31 Drew Maybe all of a sudden, we got the idea of this is this is you come and you just screw around.

33:36 Adam I bet. Listen, of course, it's sort of our fault. And just told me to go back and talk to Dan. But Dan was the guy who said I was OK. He's got man boobs. I mean, he says he has man boobs, but we talked to him for 20 seconds. He didn't say anything except for criticize Drew.

33:53 Drew No, but it's bogus. He can just feel it.

33:55 Adam All right, but just for fun. Just to appease Ann. And this is the last dude we're talking to tonight.

34:00 Caller But if he says he loves you, I got a problem.

34:01 Adam Dan.

34:02 Caller Hey.

34:02 Adam What's up?

34:03 Caller OK, I'm sorry. Hey, listen, no, seriously, I have developed breath and not so much that, you know. Are you still there? We're here, yeah. OK. It's just embarrassing to wear a T-shirt.

34:19 Drew Are you on any medication?

34:21 Caller I take effecter, but.

34:23 Drew Do you smoke a lot of pot?

34:24 Caller No, never.

34:25 Drew Are you overweight?

34:26 Caller No, matter of fact, I work out. I'm kind of a weightlifter.

34:29 Drew Do you take any supplements?

34:32 Caller I was doing creatine for a while, but that's about it.

34:35 Drew I don't know the creatine would do that. You never take any glandulars or anything like that?

34:40 Adam How long has this been around? Was this around when you were?

34:42 Caller Yeah, as long as I can remember.

34:44 Drew The boobs?

34:45 Caller Yeah.

34:46 Drew All right, so that's something that happens sometimes during adolescence, during puberty, that the adrenal gland produces hormone that the boobs respond to in males, just like they do in females. And it usually goes away around 14, 15, 16, but some guys it perpetuates, and smoking a lot of pot is a good way to keep it going.

35:03 Adam All right, but there's a handful of guys who have this.

35:05 Drew And just keep it.

35:06 Adam And I think these guys should go under the night.

35:09 Drew Sure, you can have plastic repair.

35:10 Adam Well, I talked to Dr. Marcel as a plastic surgeon about this. I mean, he can fix this. They do it all the time. And as a guy walking around with the headlights on, that's bad times.

35:22 Caller After puberty, if it doesn't go down, if it doesn't go away, you pretty much got them, huh?

35:27 Caller Yep.

35:29 Drew Plastic surgery.

35:29 Caller Yeah.

35:30 Caller You got to take care of that.

35:31 Adam All right. Well, go.

35:31 Drew They probably do liposuction now. Some, you know, if it's not too pronounced.

35:35 Adam Consult the plastic surgeon. Kelly?

35:38 Caller Yes.

35:38 Mark L. Walberg Hi.

35:38 Adam Year 21. What's up?

35:40 Mark L. Walberg No sappy stuff with me.

35:41 Caller Right.

35:42 Adam Great.

35:43 Mark L. Walberg I've got kind of a serious question. I'm wondering if there's any connection between pain during menstruation, like the cramping and just a lot of different other symptoms and taking the pill.

35:56 Drew Usually, that makes it better, the pill, although sometimes the triphasic pills have been thought to be associated with ovarian cysts. Which pill are you on?

36:05 Caller Well, I'm not now.

36:06 Mark L. Walberg And I'm wondering if I should get on it.

36:08 Drew Yes. The pill usually will help with painful periods.

36:11 Mark L. Walberg But why is there... See, when I became sexually active about two years ago, that's when I started feeling a lot of pain.

36:22 Drew Have you had a pelvic exam since then?

36:24 Mark L. Walberg Yes.

36:24 Drew And what have they said?

36:26 Mark L. Walberg That I'm normal.

36:27 Drew Have you been tested for chlamydia?

36:29 Mark L. Walberg I don't know what they test for, but...

36:31 Drew All right. Well, you ought to tell them. Did you tell them you've been having pain?

36:35 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, I went. And that's why they put me on the pill.

36:38 Drew Because you were having pain.

36:40 Mark L. Walberg Right. But it just... It seems like whenever I become sexually active, that's when I have all the pain.

36:52 Drew Right.

36:52 Adam You're with a guy now?

36:54 Caller Sort of, yeah.

36:55 Adam All right. You're just a ball of personality, aren't you, Kelly? You're with a guy. You're sort of with a guy.

37:04 Caller Well, okay, I am.

37:05 Mark L. Walberg And that's my fear, is having sex with him because...

37:09 Adam Let me ask you. Let's do a little delving here. You started your sexual career fairly late, like 19 or 20?

37:18 Caller 19.

37:19 Adam Why? Why so late?

37:21 Mark L. Walberg Well, I know where you're going with this, and you're right.

37:24 Adam Yes, you were sexually abused?

37:26 Mark L. Walberg Yes.

37:26 Adam Okay, so there's issues there.

37:29 Drew And pelvic pain and sexual abuse go together, okay?

37:32 Mark L. Walberg How can it be a physical...

37:34 Adam Like the song goes.

37:35 Drew Because it is. Because your central nervous system is extremely powerful. It really is. And the spinal mechanisms that cause you to experience pain can be sort of tuned in in such a way by an arousing traumatic experience in childhood.

37:54 Caller The emotional trauma comes out physically?

37:57 Drew Yep.

37:58 Caller I totally believe that. I mean, I felt physical pain from stress. Yep. I mean, the connections...

38:02 Adam Sure, working in the tropical islands.

38:06 Drew The leaves. Very stressful.

38:07 Adam Very taxing.

38:08 Drew And the fishing that one day.

38:09 Adam Oh, the mites, the fishing, and not just boat fishing, some surf fishing, too, which you have to stand for that.

38:15 Caller And without that, SPF 30.

38:17 Adam Yeah, that's rough. No, listen, if you... if you chicks can figure out a way to sync up your periods, anything's possible. You understand? I mean, if you can take five women, put them together at work, and them sync up all their periods, then you being raped a few times by your uncle can certainly translate into pelvic pain as an adult.

38:39 Caller There's no doubt that there's a connection physically, the physical manifestation of emotional problems. I mean...

38:43 Drew Especially heavy trauma in childhood. It just... it activates pathways in the brain that aren't meant to be there, and once they're set up, they become sources of experiences that are uncomfortable.

38:54 Adam All right, we will take ourselves a little break. Maul... Maul... Mark L. Walberg. I turned into one whole word there. Mark L. Walberg is here from Temptation Island. Wednesday night, it's Fox 9 o'clock, of course, and we'll be back after this.

39:09 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

39:33 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

39:46 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight, the host of the wildly successful Temptation Island. And this is just must be just great news for you, Mark.

40:04 Caller It's just weird. Yeah, I just, it just completely unexpected. I just went and did the show and came back and said, all right, there's another show. We'll see what happens. I just never expected it.

40:15 Adam To hell with it. There's like 40 billion people watching that.

40:18 Caller More than McDonald's serves.

40:19 Adam It's crazy. It's crazy.

40:21 Caller And my mother, I mean, my mom calls me, I'm like reluctant to tell her, good news is I'm working. Bad news is here's the gig show. I mean, she lives in South Carolina. It's just as conservative as it gets.

40:31 Adam Really?

40:31 Drew Mark and I did this thing with Michael Jackson last week.

40:34 Adam Yeah, yeah, tell us.

40:35 Caller When you say we did this thing with Michael Jackson, you should clarify.

40:37 Drew We were on a panel.

40:41 Adam Yeah, tell us how that works. And was that something you worked up while you were doing warm up for Win Ben Signs? Yeah, exactly.

40:47 Caller I'm playing the big room now.

40:49 Adam I see. And I don't know how Drew got there, but I...

40:52 Caller I was the last minute filling because Chuck Willowry canceled.

40:55 Adam And were you moderating or something or what? What was this thing?

41:01 Drew We got up and spoke for five minutes.

41:03 Caller Now, Drew and I were the only ones that they didn't tell to write a speech.

41:06 Drew Yes, they told us, where's the text for your speech? We were like, wait a minute.

41:11 Adam This is a Carnegie Hall.

41:12 Drew Carnegie Hall.

41:13 Adam Crazy. I mean, you being a former ballet dancer. Drew sung opera.

41:19 Caller Right.

41:20 Adam So the idea of you just standing on stage at Carnegie Hall.

41:22 Drew Well, Mark has an interesting story about that.

41:24 Adam And Mark.

41:24 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mark.

41:27 Caller I seized the moment.

41:28 Adam Oh, good. What did you do?

41:29 Caller I sang and danced.

41:30 Caller He sang at Carnegie Hall.

41:31 Caller I sure did, man. I'm up there. First of all, I'm the last to speak. I'm the filling guy. I'm not even in the damn program, you know? So I'm like, what am I doing here? And it was just a motley crew. I mean, it was an interesting crew.

41:44 Drew Your friend Judith Reagan was there?

41:45 Adam A lovely, lovely, lovely, talented bitch.

41:49 Caller She was delightful.

41:50 Drew She was good. I liked it. Yeah.

41:52 Caller She spoke well.

41:53 Drew For me, she was a highlight.

41:55 Adam She was a tremendous voice.

41:56 Caller So I'm up there. I'm like the last speaker. People are nodding off in the front row.

42:00 Adam And who are the people that are in the audience?

42:03 Caller Michael Jackson fans, Temple people, and then people with money, patrons.

42:08 Adam Right. Okay.

42:09 Caller But it was full. I mean, there were some empty seats, but four balconies.

42:12 Adam You're playing the legendary card.

42:15 Caller So I do my whole speech. They give you a topic to talk on. Mine was like, do single people dread getting married? And do newly married people dread the thought of having children? You know, I sort of hit that. I hit Temptation. And I did my six minutes or so. And then I said, you know, I turn around and I say, you know, I'm humbled by the present. You know, the people I'm here on this panel with, and I'm honored to be speaking to you folks. And I said, here at Carnegie Hall. And I looked up and in that moment, I thought to myself, how can you be here in this moment and not take it? And so I sang, you know, some show tune.

42:44 Drew He said, I hope you'll excuse me.

42:47 Adam How was the audience with it? They loved it.

42:50 Caller So that's why I tap danced after that. It was really a goof because my wife was in the audience. I knew that she would just be dying over here.

42:56 Adam Do you sing? Hold on, Drew, does he sing?

42:59 Drew Well, he sang.

43:00 Caller I sang at Carnegie Hall.

43:02 Adam I know.

43:03 Caller I gave my own private concert.

43:05 Adam Yeah, that's great. You know, I do really think that people get a kick out of seeing people do stuff sort of vicariously and that's why they like Temptation. But I think they think, hey, if I was in that position, I'd try that too.

43:20 Caller Yeah.

43:20 Adam Why not?

43:21 Caller Well, it was a pretty, you know, it was a pretty stiff crowd. You spoke great.

43:25 Drew Thanks.

43:26 Caller And Judith was pretty good.

43:27 Drew Judith was excellent.

43:28 Caller But there was, it was a pretty stiff.

43:29 Drew Johnny, Johnny Cochran wrote his speech. We watched him write it there while we're being introduced.

43:34 Caller Yeah. And reading Puffy's brief while we're on stage. Yeah.

43:39 Adam Oh, really? And so I still, I'm unclear as to what exactly this was for.

43:45 Drew It was Heal the Children. It was a symposium that Rabbi Schmooley is doing, Michael Jackson, around the world. They're putting these little panels together.

43:52 Caller Well, Heal the World is their big thing, and Heal the Kids Initiative is this.

43:57 Adam It's sort of like Michael Perform.

43:58 Drew Now he got up there and spoke, and then he spoke at the end.

44:01 Caller And then he came back and spoke again.

44:04 Adam And was this a function that raised money or raised awareness?

44:07 Caller I'm sure it raised money and awareness. First of all, the press was huge, and I don't think the tickets were cheap. But then again, it was a weird mix because you had all these like teenagers in the front row that were just like Michael Jackson.

44:18 Drew When Michael came out, 400 people rushed the stage and threw themselves.

44:24 Caller Collages and unbelievable.

44:25 Adam He travels with them. Do you understand that?

44:28 Caller They were bused in.

44:29 Adam You're talking to a man who knows firsthand. I had three women here throw themselves at me.

44:32 Drew But these people were having seizures. I mean, it was disturbing.

44:35 Caller Yeah, it was.

44:36 Adam One day, I'm going to find out why you were there and who called you.

44:40 Caller We were all sitting there in the green room looking at each other like, I don't get the connection. It's just a bizarre random panel.

44:46 Adam Well, it was definitely an honor. And you can both say that you hung with Michael Jackson and spoke at Carnegie Hall when your grandkids asked one day.

44:54 Caller That's right.

44:55 Adam And then you can tell them later when you forget because you're old. Nikki, caller Nikki, who's 15.

45:05 Caller Hello.

45:06 Adam What's up?

45:07 Caller Hey.

45:07 Adam Hey.

45:08 Caller I'm 15 and I have a couple problems.

45:12 Adam All right.

45:13 Caller Go.

45:14 Caller Um, I don't know how to start it. Um, okay. I have two boyfriends. And they're both long distance. And, um, I love them both, but I don't know who are exactly who I feel is.

45:30 Drew What makes them your boyfriend? What does that mean, boyfriend?

45:34 Caller Where they get me.

45:35 Drew You sleep with them?

45:36 Caller No.

45:37 Adam You don't?

45:38 Caller No.

45:38 Adam How old are these guys?

45:40 Caller They're both 16.

45:41 Drew How far is, how far away are they?

45:43 Caller One lives in East LA and one lives in El Monte.

45:46 Caller Do they know about each other?

45:47 Caller No.

45:47 Adam Hold on a second. You're calling from Pasadena? One's in East LA. That's where Drew blew his car up today.

45:54 Drew That's right.

45:55 Adam Beautiful, beautiful country, that East LA.

45:58 Drew It's actually on the Lincoln Heights.

45:59 Adam So that, that guy is, the crow flies is 11 miles away, and then the other guy who's in El Monte is, you know, 23 miles away or something. I wouldn't, I mean, I know everything's long distance. We don't have a car.

46:13 Caller Yeah, but that's a bus transfer away.

46:14 Adam That's not that long distance.

46:17 Caller Well, it is because we, I only see, I see one on Saturday and I see one on Sunday.

46:23 Adam Okay. How about you break up with one of them?

46:26 Caller That's the hard part. Why? I don't know. I have feelings for both of them.

46:31 Drew Well, why don't you pick one, though? It's not really fair to yourself or them.

46:34 Adam No, and how would you like it if they had feelings for two people?

46:37 Drew Maybe they do.

46:39 Adam All right, Nicky. Hey, Nicky. It's just a bad direction to go at 15 to have love for two guys. It really is. You should love half a guy at 15.

46:49 Caller Half a guy.

46:50 Caller It always comes back to you anyway.

46:52 Adam Yeah. Nicky, break up with one of them.

46:54 Drew Pick one.

46:56 Caller I have another problem.

46:57 Drew Yes.

46:58 Caller Okay. Today, about an hour or two ago, I just lost my virginity to another boy.

47:08 Adam The third guy.

47:09 Caller Yeah, a third guy.

47:11 Drew Well, maybe that's the guy you ought to pick.

47:12 Caller No.

47:14 Adam Why?

47:14 Caller He's liked me for a long time, but I don't think me and him, you know.

47:18 Adam I see.

47:19 Drew Do you want to begin picking this one apart here?

47:20 Adam No. Hey, Nicky. Listen, sweetie, you're going to get into trouble. You're going too fast here. Men shouldn't mean everything to you. Well, do you? I mean, here's what I'm saying.

47:33 Drew All they mean is power and resolution of pain to her.

47:36 Adam I really want to say this to men and women, but especially young women who come from, you know, dads aren't great and all that kind of stuff.

47:43 Drew Right.

47:43 Adam Don't do not have men symbolize everything in your life.

47:47 Drew Right.

47:48 Adam It will be a bad life.

47:49 Drew If I get that right, I'll feel better.

47:51 Caller You kind of want to break up with both and walk away from the third and take a breather, man.

47:54 Drew Yeah, walk away from all of them for about three years.

47:57 Caller Yeah.

47:58 Adam She's not going to do that.

47:59 Drew I know.

47:59 Adam Don't get pregnant. Worry about yourself. Pick one guy. And do not have men symbolize everything in life.

48:06 Drew I've got to talk to her after a break to see if she'll use the money after pillar if she has contraception.

48:09 Adam All right. We'll do that after this.

48:27 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Bugs, Outrageous Talk Radio.

48:46 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-M-E-1-9-1. Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight, host of Temptation Island, Wednesday Nights, Fox, 9 o'clock, and...

49:03 Caller Two more episodes.

49:05 Adam That's right. The, you make it through sweeps, then what? You go to reruns?

49:10 Caller I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know if they're gonna run it again. I don't know if they're gonna have all the couples come back for some roundtable discussion for the healing and the closure.

49:18 Adam Are you, are you, are you sure you don't have just some sort of gag order or something you don't know about season number two?

49:25 Caller No, they have not told me about season number two. The only people who have told me about are fans.

49:29 Adam Obviously, they're working on it.

49:31 Caller They gotta be.

49:32 Adam And they gotta go to different locations, so they're probably gonna be in some hot tub or even some ski chalet somewhere.

49:38 Caller Yeah, but, you know, how fun is it to see, like, 15 people in parkas?

49:43 Adam I don't know, but there's something about TV which is funny, which is we did the first one on an island, we had the ratings were through the roof, so now we'll do the next one, and we'll do it in a snow cave in Greenland.

49:58 Caller With six-year-olds.

49:59 Adam And it's like, no, go back to the goddamn island, because I haven't gotten an ass full of that yet. I mean, I could watch another 35 episodes of that before I was done with the island.

50:09 Drew Why does TV...

50:10 Adam Or go to another island.

50:11 Drew Why does TV repeat the stuff that it shouldn't repeat, and screw with the stuff that it shouldn't mess with? That's right.

50:16 Adam We've seen the frame for a murder, he didn't commit scenario 4,000 times. But as soon as they're done with the six episodes on the island, now they're heading to a cave.

50:26 Drew The guy who plays by his own rules, we're going to see another four billion times.

50:30 Adam That's right. No, you know where they ought to go? Here's what they ought to do. They ought to do it on a boat.

50:37 Drew Oh, yeah.

50:38 Adam They ought to do Temptation Island, The Cruise.

50:41 Caller Well, they did Love Cruise, another series.

50:43 Adam Oh, they did?

50:44 Caller Yeah, Love Cruise. But it was all singles.

50:46 Adam I haven't seen that.

50:48 Caller No, it's not on the air yet. Oh, well, they shot it while we were doing our show. And it would probably air later or not or whatever.

50:55 Adam Well, there goes the boat.

50:56 Drew There's a new rule of television, which whoever gets their first ride gets the air first.

51:00 Adam Scratch it.

51:00 Caller That's the real reality game.

51:02 Adam Let's take the boat. Let's put it in the ski, shall I now?

51:04 Caller That's right.

51:05 Adam All right. We'll float the boat in a hot tub. Let's. It's the old chick night version of Loveline. We've just had an ass full of guys. We've decided to go.

51:14 Drew Yeah, they are.

51:15 Adam So we're just talking to women.

51:16 Drew We're willing to take a few chances on women being put up to goofing off by guys.

51:21 Caller Right.

51:21 Drew But I'm done with even that's rare.

51:23 Adam Nikki.

51:24 Caller Uh huh.

51:25 Caller All right.

51:26 Drew So you had sex today. And here's my question. Did you use contraception?

51:29 Caller Uh, take action?

51:31 Drew Yeah.

51:32 Caller No.

51:32 Drew Okay. So you need to take the morning after pill, right?

51:35 Caller Uh huh.

51:36 Drew Do you understand what that is?

51:37 Caller Yeah.

51:38 Drew Go over to Pasadena Planned Parenthood up on Fair Oaks.

51:40 Caller I want to what?

51:41 Drew Go to Pasadena Planned Parenthood over on Fair Oaks above Villa.

51:44 Caller Uh huh.

51:46 Drew And you get the pill. You have about, you got to get it tomorrow.

51:48 Adam Okay.

51:49 Drew And it will prevent pregnancy.

51:51 Caller Okay.

51:52 Caller All right.

51:53 Adam Hey, and Nikki.

51:54 Caller Huh?

51:54 Adam You're gonna have to start taking responsibility for yourself now.

51:58 Caller Okay.

51:58 Adam You understand? You're a woman now.

52:00 Caller Yeah.

52:01 Caller All right.

52:02 Adam Let's not get caught up in all the trouble that all our other callers get caught up in, all right?

52:07 Caller Okay.

52:08 Caller All right.

52:08 Adam Take care of yourself.

52:09 Caller Thank you, guys.

52:10 Drew Bye-bye.

52:10 Caller Okay. Bye.

52:11 Adam All right. Now let's talk to, is that Priya?

52:13 Drew Priya, yeah.

52:14 Adam Priya is 24. Priya?

52:18 Caller Hi.

52:18 Mark L. Walberg Good evening. What's up? My question, as I'm sure is on your monitor, is about vibrators. My concern is, I guess, a vibrator tolerance.

52:28 Drew Just hang on a second, Priya. I like Priya's sort of stuff. Good evening, gentlemen. My call tonight is about vibrators.

52:33 Caller The topic is vibrators.

52:35 Mark L. Walberg I'm trying to get off the whole guys messing up your show thing.

52:38 Drew Thank you. We appreciate that.

52:40 Caller All right. So you said vibrator tolerance?

52:43 Mark L. Walberg I made up the term. I'm sure.

52:45 Caller I'm lying.

52:46 Drew Yes, we like that term. We know exactly what you're talking about.

52:49 Adam Yes. I've found most vaginas VT, Vagina Tolerance, VTS, Vagina Tolerance Syndrome.

52:57 Caller Right.

52:58 Adam That's usually good for about 2500 rpms or Over how many period of time? Yeah. Vpms. That's vibrations per minute.

53:06 Drew Yeah. Over 12 hours and you get VTS.

53:09 Adam Right.

53:10 Drew Now you can go to 50 rpms, supposed to 25.

53:14 Adam Oh, shut up.

53:15 Mark L. Walberg Is that in base 8?

53:16 Adam Listen, what do you have?

53:19 Mark L. Walberg The honey bear.

53:21 Adam I see.

53:22 Mark L. Walberg Do you know what that is?

53:22 Caller No.

53:23 Caller It's not too big, not too small. It's just right.

53:25 Adam It's shaped like Boo Boo from... No. What's it look like?

53:32 Mark L. Walberg It's got a remote that's attached to a wire that's probably 2 feet long. And then the end of it, I guess all the things that are exported from Japan can't be anatomically correct. So they have these ridiculous animals on them. So it's got this kind of rubbery, I guess rubber bear with two hands extended forward.

53:51 Drew Oh, I hear that people keep saying you want the... I've heard these ladies talking about it. You want the thing with the two, a prong. You want rabbit ears, you want...

53:58 Caller The butterfly, the rabbit ears.

54:00 Mark L. Walberg I guess the hands kind of serve that purpose. They make kind of a rainbow that's not connected.

54:04 Caller Right.

54:06 Adam All right. And that works for you?

54:08 Caller The unconnected rainbow.

54:10 Caller Right.

54:10 Mark L. Walberg That was the worst description. Yeah.

54:14 Adam And you enjoy it. And you have an orgasm.

54:18 Mark L. Walberg Yeah.

54:18 Adam And are you with a man?

54:20 Mark L. Walberg No.

54:21 Drew Do you have a boyfriend?

54:23 Mark L. Walberg No.

54:23 Drew Okay.

54:24 Adam Are you looking to move up to a Papa Bear series? Someone's been sleeping in this vagina.

54:29 Mark L. Walberg Are you going to fly for the position, Adam?

54:32 Adam Yes, I may just do that. And...

54:35 Caller Can you graduate to the Grizzly?

54:37 Caller Yeah.

54:38 Adam Well, if you want to step up to the Kodiak, we're talking about 1799. Listen, do you think it's keeping you out of a relationship because you've lost some of your chi?

54:51 Caller Well, it's kind of a new addition into the life.

54:53 Mark L. Walberg It made its way into my life around Valentine's Day. So I'm just concerned that I'm going to use it and not want to be with a person or not enjoy it.

55:03 Adam Have you named it?

55:05 Mark L. Walberg No, did you want to name it?

55:06 Adam You don't have a name for it yet?

55:08 Mark L. Walberg No.

55:08 Adam Most women will name their vibrator.

55:10 Drew Tomorrow morning was a happy Wednesday.

55:12 Adam No, but I mean women.

55:13 Caller How about Huggy Bear?

55:14 Adam Yeah, women.

55:15 Caller Right.

55:16 Adam You can.

55:17 Mark L. Walberg That sounds like a diaper.

55:18 Adam No, I think of a black drug addict from Starsky and Hutch. OK, listen.

55:25 Drew What's the question?

55:26 Adam You're fine.

55:27 Drew What is the question? I haven't heard the question, actually.

55:28 Adam She thinks she's going to lose her sensitivity.

55:30 Drew Well, you can.

55:31 Mark L. Walberg It's not really losing her sensitivity. It's just that I'm going to enjoy that more than a person.

55:37 Caller Well, it can do what a man can't.

55:39 Adam Thanks.

55:39 Drew I don't think you're going to enjoy it more than a person. You will. A person may have trouble doing what that does for you in terms of speed of response and that kind of thing. And you can always bring Huggy Bear in with you, with your partner. He won't object at all, guaranteed.

55:53 Adam Right.

55:53 Mark L. Walberg We're all calling it Huggy Bear now?

55:55 Drew Whatever.

55:55 Adam That's what you're calling it.

55:58 Drew But you can desensitize yourself. You have to be a little bit careful.

56:02 Mark L. Walberg Wait, you can desensitize yourself?

56:03 Drew You actually can. The sensitivity usually will come back. But if you notice that it's getting harder to have any response when you're not using industrial instruments, that's the time to kick back, lay back a little bit on it.

56:15 Mark L. Walberg What kind of time do you think it will take to desensitize it?

56:17 Adam Oh, who knows?

56:18 Caller Several weeks before extreme VTS.

56:20 Adam Right. See, really, see if you can find a guy before you lose all will to leave the house, is what I'm saying.

56:27 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

56:28 Adam All right. Why don't you limit, only let the bear come out of the cave or go into the cave, let's say, once a week.

56:35 Mark L. Walberg Okay. May I go slightly before I?

56:37 Adam Yes.

56:38 Mark L. Walberg I really do enjoy your show.

56:41 Adam Thank you.

56:41 Mark L. Walberg All of you.

56:42 Adam Thank you.

56:42 Mark L. Walberg Thanks, Brian.

56:43 Adam Take care of yourself.

56:44 Drew Yeah, this is again why, this is a woman dealing with this. Imagine if a man had the abilities, innately, of a woman, in terms of multiple orgasm and things.

56:53 Adam Yeah, he'd have this thing.

56:54 Caller We'd all be unemployed.

56:55 Adam This thing would be plugged into a cigarette adapter in no time at all. I'd just be driving around with this thing up.

57:01 Drew Driving.

57:01 Caller No, they'd have been with a stock ticker. I mean, everything would be ready to go.

57:05 Adam Right. You get the Internet on your vibrator, dude? Yeah, I do. Why? What do I know? You want to pull something up on Napster? Yeah.

57:12 Caller Get the latest scores.

57:14 Adam Rebecca.

57:16 Caller Hello.

57:16 Adam Yeah, and it'd have like an attachment with a pair of pliers and a rope cutter on it, you know.

57:21 Caller It'd be the Leatherman.

57:23 Caller Right.

57:23 Adam Rebecca, what's up?

57:26 Caller I have a serious question.

57:29 Mark L. Walberg Well, my boyfriend is going through a series of ECT treatments.

57:34 Drew Shock therapies.

57:35 Mark L. Walberg Yes.

57:37 Mark L. Walberg Now, his doctor told him he smokes the weed, and his doctor told him it could have a detrimental effect on the treatments.

57:45 Drew Yes.

57:46 Mark L. Walberg He is, well, he's had like two bong loads. He's on the eighth treatment with yesterday, and he's had about two bong loads within the last three or four days. So, Dr. Drew, you are my second opinion.

57:58 Drew Well, here's my concern. Has he been seen by someone who understands addiction, who has experience in dealing with addicts and treating addicts?

58:05 Mark L. Walberg Well, he's seeing a psychologist, he's seeing a medicine prescribing doctor and a talking to doctor.

58:13 Drew Well, just make sure they have a good deal of experience with addicts, because it's pretty clear that's what you're dealing with here. And first of all, marijuana addiction causes profound depressions, profound depressions.

58:22 Adam Is shock treatment solely for depression?

58:25 Drew Yeah. Well, no, you can use it for manic depressive sometime.

58:27 Mark L. Walberg Well, that's what he is. He's bipolar. It's manic. It's mostly just depressed these days.

58:32 Adam And it's fairly severe by the time they get to the shock treatment, right?

58:35 Drew Nothing else is working.

58:37 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, it's pretty severe.

58:39 Adam But yet, this is effective.

58:41 Drew Oh, it's terrifically effective.

58:43 Adam I think people associate it with...

58:47 Caller I think Cuckoo's Nest.

58:48 Drew No, no, no.

58:49 Adam Right. Yeah, they think it was like one notch away from being a lobotomy or something.

58:53 Drew No, no, no. The techniques are really very perfect. And there's different ways of running... You just run a current through your head and it raises the chemicals in the part of the brain that maintain mood. And the same thing the antidepressants do, it just does it a little more powerfully. And it worked quite well.

59:07 Caller All right.

59:07 Adam But if you're at the point where you're needing shock therapy, though, you better put down the ball.

59:12 Drew Well, you better be making sure that the total syndrome is being dealt with properly. Because if he is just receiving shock and not more specific treatment for his addiction, or at least not being followed by someone that really understands addiction, this isn't going to go well.

59:29 Caller All right.

59:29 Adam So make sure he has that person. Tiffany?

59:32 Caller Yes.

59:33 Adam You're 25.

59:34 Mark L. Walberg Yes, I am.

59:34 Adam Welcome to the all-chick version of Loveline.

59:36 Mark L. Walberg Thank you. Pleasure to be here.

59:38 Adam Good to have you.

59:39 Mark L. Walberg Okay. Here's the question. I am afraid that I might be pregnant. And I think this because the last time I went without a period, and took the test, and they came back negative. She's now eight months old. And so my doctor tells me that it takes a while for my hormone levels to reach the detectable.

59:58 Drew How long did it take last time?

1:00:00 Mark L. Walberg It took two months and five tests.

1:00:02 Drew Wow.

1:00:03 Mark L. Walberg They finally drew blood. So this time, and I started the pill immediately after I gave birth. You know, I wasn't going to have this happen again. And they changed my pill on me because I was having periods every two weeks, which was ridiculous. And they told me, you know, it won't affect the effectiveness of it. Just, you know, kick it on schedule, which I've been doing.

1:00:24 Drew What pill you want now?

1:00:25 Mark L. Walberg Now I'm on the low estrin.

1:00:26 Drew Yeah, so that could make you miss your period just by itself.

1:00:29 Mark L. Walberg It can?

1:00:29 Drew Yeah.

1:00:30 Mark L. Walberg Okay. Because my fear is if I am pregnant again, it's going to take a while for the hormone levels to pick up. But my doctor tells me to keep taking it.

1:00:38 Drew Yeah, keep taking it. Keep taking it.

1:00:40 Mark L. Walberg It won't have a negative effect if I do it again?

1:00:42 Drew It won't hurt the pregnancy. No, no, not the low estrin.

1:00:45 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

1:00:46 Drew And it's just that it won't harm the child taking the pill while you're pregnant. It can affect the pregnancy. In other words, it might put the pregnancy itself at risk, but it won't harm the child directly.

1:00:56 Adam Yeah, well, if the kid spontaneously aborts, it's going to hurt the kid.

1:01:00 Drew Then it hurts the kid.

1:01:02 Adam I mean, it's at least good for a headache, right?

1:01:04 Drew Yes.

1:01:04 Adam All right. Please use your brain here, Drew. Jessica?

1:01:08 Caller Oh my God. Am I on?

1:01:10 Adam Yes, you are. What's up?

1:01:11 Caller Hi, Adam.

1:01:12 Adam Hey, Jessica.

1:01:13 Caller First, I want to say how dare you.

1:01:15 Adam Thank you.

1:01:16 Caller I go to San Diego State and I've heard you.

1:01:22 Adam That four year junior college.

1:01:24 Caller Try five year.

1:01:26 Drew Yeah. Point taken.

1:01:28 Adam Yeah. Four is not being fair.

1:01:30 Caller I am a huge fan of Temptation Island.

1:01:33 Caller Thank you.

1:01:33 Caller Myself and my girlfriends cannot stop watching it. We were so angry when that, I can't say a bad word, but that evil woman Barbara Streisand was on last week.

1:01:44 Caller That was a nice change up. You like that one?

1:01:45 Caller Yeah.

1:01:46 Drew Why can't you stop watching it? What is that that show does for you?

1:01:50 Caller I don't know. We are hooked. We want to see what Mandy does. We're excited about Billy. We can't believe that Andy gets any women.

1:02:00 Caller He doesn't seem so popular, does he?

1:02:02 Adam Wait, is Andy the model?

1:02:04 Caller No, that's Kaya.

1:02:05 Adam That's Kaya. Which one's Andy? See the bald one?

1:02:08 Caller The one's stupid too.

1:02:09 Caller Andy is the dark haired guy. I mean you've got Kaya who's the model.

1:02:14 Adam Right.

1:02:15 Caller You got Billy who's bald.

1:02:17 Adam Right.

1:02:17 Caller And then you got Andy.

1:02:19 Adam Right. Oh, Andy, but the chicks aren't nuts about Andy either, are they?

1:02:24 Caller I don't know what's up with Valerie.

1:02:26 Adam Well, the chicks... I'm back to Andy. Hold on. The women aren't...

1:02:30 Caller What's up with Valerie?

1:02:31 Adam The women aren't crazy about Andy, are they? Or are they the one they're all crazy about?

1:02:34 Caller Well, no, no, no. They all were crazy about Billy.

1:02:37 Adam Yeah. Right.

1:02:38 Caller I mean, Andy's got a little play. I mean, a couple of the girls have been interested in him. You're going to see some of that, too. But I think for the most part, he has been the least popular. Why? Well, he's got this edge. He's got a little bit of... He's said some jerky comments. He's the one who says it's like taking the Pepsi challenge, but with chicks.

1:02:55 Adam You know what's great about women, too, is they don't care what you look like after a couple of dates. They'll turn right on you. I love that.

1:03:03 Caller What do you mean?

1:03:03 Adam Meaning, there's a guy, one of the guys on the island is a model, and he's better looking than the other guys. He's a model, but it doesn't really do him that much good, which would not work if it's the other way around. You know what I'm saying?

1:03:20 Caller And that also shows you how clueless we are as guys, handicapping the competition, because I would have never picked Billy as the one they all went for.

1:03:28 Adam We just start tall to short, basically. That's how we work it.

1:03:31 Caller That's exactly right.

1:03:32 Adam All right, so and I'm talking about penis length. I'm not even talking about height. All right, so Jessica, well, of course you're hooked. What are you doing? Studying? Please.

1:03:41 Caller Well, I was studying before, but not anymore.

1:03:43 Adam Come on, they'll throw you right out of that college if you catch you studying.

1:03:46 Caller I think you get extra credit for watching Temptation Island.

1:03:50 Adam Is it true at San Diego State, they have those big signs and it's a silhouette of someone looking at a book with a big X that goes across a big slash. They put them up in the halls there. They try to discourage it. Sure, why not? I mean, really, if you're a college, you got to look at it as any other business like a hotel. People stay two nights, you make a little money. They stay a week, you make more.

1:04:11 Caller Five years?

1:04:12 Adam Eight years.

1:04:12 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:04:13 Adam You're really raking in.

1:04:14 Caller Speaking of hotels, I also work for one.

1:04:17 Drew Interesting. We're going down there in a couple of weeks.

1:04:20 Adam We are?

1:04:20 Caller San Diego?

1:04:21 Drew We're talking at UC San Diego, though.

1:04:22 Adam We are?

1:04:23 Drew Yeah.

1:04:24 Caller Well, my hotel is close there. I'd be more than happy to hook you guys up.

1:04:28 Adam All right. Well, someone will probably work it out. But anyway, so give it. Give us your question, Jessica. Do you have one?

1:04:35 Caller Yeah, I actually do have one. I have two, actually. But first is first. I have never been able to orgasm during intercourse.

1:04:43 Drew That's normal.

1:04:44 Adam But during oral sex, oral sex?

1:04:48 Drew No problem.

1:04:48 Caller Maybe. Not very often, though. But I can click my own mouth. Let's say that.

1:04:55 Adam All right. So have you been with one guy for a while?

1:05:00 Caller Yeah. My boyfriend, currently, I've been with him for four months. This is my longest relationship.

1:05:05 Adam And can't he work something out orally for you?

1:05:07 Caller I don't know. I need a scenario where I can say, look, this isn't working for me. Here's what you do.

1:05:12 Drew Yeah. He doesn't know what he's doing.

1:05:13 Adam Have you been faking?

1:05:14 Caller Teach him.

1:05:15 Caller He caught me watching TV once.

1:05:17 Drew Why don't you teach him what to do?

1:05:19 Caller Teach him what to do? Well, some guys, they don't want to listen. You know how it is.

1:05:23 Drew No.

1:05:24 Caller I don't get that.

1:05:25 Drew I've not met that guy.

1:05:26 Caller Quite frankly, I would love the instruction manual. You tell me and I'm there.

1:05:30 Caller Point me at you?

1:05:31 Caller Yeah, come on.

1:05:32 Drew Be specific. Tell them.

1:05:34 Adam No, no, no, no. Listen, guys, don't want you to hold a symposium on oral sex. They want some guidance.

1:05:39 Drew Guidance.

1:05:41 Caller Hold a symposium, but just do it in a breathy voice, you know?

1:05:44 Adam Yeah, and it's sort of like... It's like if a mouse got loose in a maze and you wanted to guide the mouse, you just slide your hand this way, slide your hand. That would just sort of guide him. You know what I mean?

1:05:59 Drew Point a little bit here and there.

1:06:00 Adam Yeah, lean a little.

1:06:02 Drew Respond when he's in the right place.

1:06:04 Adam Yeah, that's the thing. It's that warmer, warmer, hot fire. You're burning.

1:06:09 Caller I was so cold.

1:06:11 Caller Yeah, there you go.

1:06:12 Adam Yeah, work.

1:06:13 Drew Why do women resist that so much? It's so bizarre. Men appreciate that.

1:06:17 Caller It's almost like you'd rather be miserable and unfulfilled than tell us what to do.

1:06:22 Drew The whole thing about women in romance is supposed to happen magically. Men are supposed to know that stuff. If they don't, we're sure as hell not going to tell you.

1:06:29 Adam And they get angry sometimes when they're not finding their spot. Yes, Jessica, save everyone some time. I'm sure he has to get back to his bong. Is he a student there too?

1:06:39 Caller That's my other question.

1:06:41 Drew Most 18 to 22-year-olds do not have orgasm during sex, during intercourse.

1:06:46 Adam What is your other one? He smokes a lot of weed?

1:06:48 Caller He's a, how do you say it? A past pot smoker.

1:06:52 Drew Yeah, and a current speed user?

1:06:55 Caller No, he doesn't do any drugs anymore. I would not date him if he did.

1:06:59 Adam All right.

1:06:59 Caller And we constantly have this argument about is pot wrong, smoking it bad. I myself are probably the only person at San Diego State who's never smoked weed.

1:07:11 Caller How'd you get in?

1:07:12 Adam Includes the faculty, by the way. Yeah, yes, some must have gone horribly wrong.

1:07:20 Caller But we're constantly having this argument, and I tell him it's wrong, and he just won't listen to me. And I told him that not only does it kill brain cells, but it makes you dumber. But I just can't get him to understand. Is there anything wrong with him?

1:07:35 Caller Well, makes you dumber, but I can't get him to understand.

1:07:38 Adam Well, he stopped, right? Why did he stop?

1:07:43 Caller Um, he couldn't concentrate, right? That's why.

1:07:46 Adam Yeah, okay. Isn't that evidence enough? Listen, everybody, pot is not inherently evil, just like sports cars aren't inherently evil, just like fudge isn't inherently evil. On the other hand, you drive around a sports car without your seatbelt drunk, you're liable to get clipped. If you live off nothing but fudge, you're liable to have a heart attack. You smoke a ton of weed.

1:08:10 Caller You're liable to go to San Diego State.

1:08:11 Adam You're liable to everything. I like Mark. He's getting right into the act here at the San Diego State. But here's the deal. I really do mean this. You can say this for booze and you can say it for junk food and you can say it for watching hours of meaningless Fox shows. You can say it for everything. Too much of anything is not good and weed is at the top of that list, right next to booze, right next to cigarettes, right next to fast food. It will screw you up eventually. If you want to do things responsibly, if you want to do things in moderation, does that make a hamburger evil? No, it makes the guy who eats 14 a week, it makes it evil for him. The guy who eats two a week, it doesn't make it evil for him. This pot's evil for a guy who tokes out all day. It's not evil for a guy who smokes it on Saturday night when he's home watching television.

1:09:04 Drew Even once a day will do you trouble.

1:09:07 Adam Yeah, I mean for people that...

1:09:08 Drew Once a week, we don't know that it will.

1:09:11 Adam Right, so it's as evil as the user. And like I said, it's just like a car. It's great transportation, or you could mow down school kids in it.

1:09:19 Drew Speaking of cars.

1:09:20 Adam You make the choice.

1:09:21 Drew We need to go on a break.

1:09:21 Adam All right, we're gonna take a break because we gotta talk more about Drew's car that got on fire today. Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight from Temptation Island. Of course, it's on Wednesday nights on nine o'clock on Fox, and we'll be back after this.

1:09:33 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

1:10:05 Adam This is my favorite riff.

1:10:07 Caller Yeah.

1:10:10 Adam This band's coming on Loveline one of these days, right? Yeah.

1:10:15 Drew Addison?

1:10:15 Adam March 20th. Newfound Glory, is it called in the band? This band, yeah. Yeah, I love that riff. Mark L. Walberg is our guest tonight from Temptation Island.

1:10:25 Drew Wait a minute, you're on Tonight Show right around now, yeah?

1:10:28 Adam Yes, I would be on the Tonight Show with my partner, Jimmy Kimmel, and thank God, because it's the kind of thing where I've done Conan and Letterman and Politically Incorrect a thousand times, and most of these shows, way more than once, and everyone will say that people go, you know, what shows you done? I'll go, done them all. I've done them all five times.

1:10:49 Drew How did you do the Tonight Show?

1:10:50 Adam What about Tonight Show? You've done all of them but the Tonight Show.

1:10:53 Caller I just did it the first time a couple weeks ago.

1:10:56 Adam Yeah, it's good.

1:10:56 Caller It's like, yeah, it's like doing it. It's like you're Bar Mitzvah.

1:10:59 Adam You've officially arrived and you can tell all those goofball relatives of yours who don't know that it's like they that you've done the Canon show. No, Conan, Grandma, Canon. No, OK, they never heard of anybody, but they've heard of the Tonight Show. Of course, it works. It works for them. All right. We will hop on the phones and get back to Shannon, who is 20.

1:11:24 Mark L. Walberg Hello.

1:11:25 Adam You have herpes, do you?

1:11:27 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, I just found out that I do.

1:11:30 Adam Where are they?

1:11:32 Mark L. Walberg Genital herpes.

1:11:33 Adam I see.

1:11:35 Drew And what's the question?

1:11:37 Mark L. Walberg The question is, I've been dating a person for about three months, and then I had a bladder infection, and so I went and got checked out, and she said it was a bladder infection on top of a breakout. And where did I get that? And I told her for my boyfriend, and she told me that he would have had to have known that he was having a breakout.

1:12:01 Drew No, no, you can be contagious. Listen, you're contagious without a breakout, number one, and most people that have herpes actually don't know they have it. Whoa. Yeah. So both things. You don't need a breakout to be contagious.

1:12:15 Mark L. Walberg But then there's one more thing that kind of confuses the situation is when I told him he said yeah, I noticed that he had had some like itching or rash or something down there. I went to the doctor and they didn't tell him it was herpes. It's like a viral infection.

1:12:32 Drew It can be easy to misdiagnose.

1:12:34 Adam And it can be easy for him not to want to say that he had herpes.

1:12:38 Drew Yeah, people are going to deny all that.

1:12:39 Caller Yeah.

1:12:40 Mark L. Walberg Okay. Well, thank you very much.

1:12:42 Caller And I appreciate that you guys have a show on. Yeah.

1:12:45 Adam Hey, you're taking the whole herpes thing very well.

1:12:48 Drew Stride.

1:12:49 Adam We'd like to send you out a windbreaker and wish you the best of luck in the future with the venereal diseases.

1:12:55 Mark L. Walberg I'd say one more. Even, I guess, just to everybody that this is a boyfriend and I have slept with people that aren't my boyfriend and I use protection and got checked out and I never actually got one until I had a steady boyfriend.

1:13:12 Adam That's a very positive message you're sending to.

1:13:17 Drew What about the boyfriend?

1:13:18 Mark L. Walberg Oh, I was just saying even if you do have a steady boyfriend, I think protection is.

1:13:22 Drew Yeah, that's a good idea.

1:13:24 Adam Well, especially, I mean, this is early in the relationship. All right, baby.

1:13:29 Mark L. Walberg Thank you.

1:13:30 Adam You take care of yourself, sweet pea.

1:13:32 Drew Hang in there.

1:13:33 Adam All right.

1:13:33 Drew It's not going to be as big a deal as she thinks.

1:13:35 Adam No? No. She'll be fine. Paige?

1:13:40 Caller Yes?

1:13:40 Adam You're 22.

1:13:41 Caller Yes, I am.

1:13:42 Adam What's up?

1:13:43 Mark L. Walberg I'm wondering if my question may have just been answered by the commercial for 662 Help, but...

1:13:49 Adam Well, we didn't hear it, so go ahead.

1:13:50 Mark L. Walberg Oh, I'm sorry. My mother has been addicted to cocaine for, I think, over 15 years.

1:13:56 Drew Nice.

1:13:56 Mark L. Walberg And so what we've been talking a lot about it right now, but I can kind of understand where her fear for quitting comes from because I think she's just been self-medicating for...

1:14:09 Drew No, absolutely ridiculous.

1:14:10 Mark L. Walberg No?

1:14:11 Drew Absolutely ridiculous. The compulsion to use cocaine is outside of anything conscious going on in her brain.

1:14:19 Mark L. Walberg Well, what about her need to start it?

1:14:21 Drew It is completely outside of anything that she can't understand. There's no language, there's no communication from that part of the brain. There's just drive and behavior. And it is a lot known about that chemistry, but there are very specific treatments. She must have thorough and complete addiction treatment. 85% of people who have thorough addiction treatment, their depression goes away with just that treatment.

1:14:47 Mark L. Walberg Okay, and through what avenues would she pursue?

1:14:52 Drew She could start there, but it sounds like she needs to go somewhere and stay for a while.

1:14:56 Adam Does she want to do this, Paige?

1:14:59 Drew She's going to need many months of treatment.

1:15:01 Mark L. Walberg She knows she has to.

1:15:02 Drew Many months of treatment. How do you do coke?

1:15:05 Mark L. Walberg How expensive are these?

1:15:07 Drew Depends where.

1:15:08 Caller Not as much as buying coke every day.

1:15:09 Drew That's true.

1:15:10 Adam Right. Even though the price is pretty reasonable now, to put that out there. I heard eight ball was going for like $185 or something.

1:15:16 Caller It's cheaper if you go to Costco.

1:15:18 Adam Yeah, I mean, oh, sure.

1:15:19 Caller You buy a book.

1:15:20 Adam Where in the kilo?

1:15:22 Drew Where do you guys live?

1:15:24 Mark L. Walberg My mom's in Denver, luckily.

1:15:25 Drew Denver?

1:15:26 Caller I'm here.

1:15:27 Drew Hey, Denver has a number of different treatment programs. I mean, it may just start with University of Denver, University of Colorado.

1:15:33 Mark L. Walberg I don't think, well, she's a professor there.

1:15:35 Caller I don't think she could.

1:15:36 Drew She's a professor at University of Colorado?

1:15:38 Caller Well, that gives you an example of...

1:15:41 Mark L. Walberg No, I mean...

1:15:43 Adam Okay, sorry, Debbi. We didn't want to out you.

1:15:45 Drew She needs, she must go to the health services there. This is ridiculous. I mean, this is a serious, serious thing.

1:15:51 Adam You think it's kind of tough to find help in the mile high city for your coke addiction? I mean, shouldn't you move a little closer to sea level?

1:15:58 Drew She's two miles high.

1:16:01 Adam Oh man, I don't know how you do coke for 15 years and sort of keep it going.

1:16:05 Drew It's a binge drug. People can kind of get off it for a while, but it always gets worse and worse and worse with time. And then they go through periods of abstinence, but still you draw, if you were to draw a line across something, if you mapped out their use over time, there'd be a very steady, steady slope.

1:16:19 Adam All right. All right. Shana?

1:16:22 Drew Yeah.

1:16:22 Adam You're 21? Oh, you got that little, you got that little girl voice, baby.

1:16:26 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, I do.

1:16:27 Drew Oh, man. You're 21.

1:16:30 Mark L. Walberg Yes.

1:16:30 Drew You sound four. When was the abuse?

1:16:35 Mark L. Walberg I don't know if I was ever abused. My older sister is 28. She is my half sister.

1:16:41 Drew Was she abused?

1:16:42 Mark L. Walberg Yes, she was raped by my biological father.

1:16:45 Drew How old was she when that all happened?

1:16:46 Mark L. Walberg Nine years old.

1:16:47 Drew Nine. Is that when it stopped or that's when it happened?

1:16:50 Mark L. Walberg That's when it happened. And it stopped when she was about 11 because she left the house when she was 12 and went into the state. She went and lived with her father and got messed up in the system and drugs and everything else.

1:17:06 Adam Her father is your father?

1:17:08 Mark L. Walberg No.

1:17:09 Caller Her biological father.

1:17:10 Mark L. Walberg Her biological father.

1:17:11 Adam I see. Okay, so you guys share the same mother.

1:17:15 Mark L. Walberg Right.

1:17:16 Drew Okay. That puts your risk at about 99%, 90%.

1:17:20 Adam Your mother thought it was a good idea to hook up with this dude at some point in her life, which makes us very nervous. And we hear the little girl voice, which...

1:17:30 Mark L. Walberg I'm sorry.

1:17:31 Adam No, it's not your fault. It just makes us know something.

1:17:36 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, I'm really nervous. I'm sorry. I just spoke with my biological sister who is 23. We just spoke on Monday. I hadn't heard from her since she wrote me a letter in August that was bugging me. And she informed me that since she's been going to therapy and she went under hypnosis, that she found out that my father also molested her from the ages of five to seven so far.

1:18:02 Adam All right. So your mom hooked up with one guy who molested one daughter.

1:18:07 Mark L. Walberg Two girls.

1:18:08 Adam And then another guy.

1:18:09 Mark L. Walberg No, the same guy molested both of her children.

1:18:13 Adam Okay.

1:18:13 Mark L. Walberg He never left my father even after what he did to my sister. To my half sister. She never believed my half sister.

1:18:20 Adam So this guy did it to your half sister and your full biological sister.

1:18:24 Mark L. Walberg Correct, to no daughter.

1:18:25 Drew Do you not have any memory of your childhood?

1:18:27 Mark L. Walberg I have very little recollection of my childhood. My sister thinks it would be good for me to go find out for sure if this happened to me.

1:18:35 Drew Do you have any problems in your relationships today?

1:18:38 Mark L. Walberg I have a two year old son and I fear men.

1:18:44 Drew Do you pick abusive men?

1:18:46 Mark L. Walberg The first, his father was my very first boyfriend. I got with him when I was 18. We were together a short period of time and he was an alcoholic. He never hit me. He was controlling.

1:19:00 Drew Well, I'm not sure. I don't really adhere to the notion that you have to dredge up memories. I just, we just know there's some wiring issues here. We know it. And you should get into a group process or individual therapy where you can just sort some things out. Okay. I don't...

1:19:19 Adam Well, it's sort of like this. If you got a crack in your windshield, you don't need to find the rock that did it. You need to deal with the new windshield.

1:19:28 Drew Yeah.

1:19:28 Caller But if that crack makes you keep repeating the behavior...

1:19:30 Drew Which it always does.

1:19:31 Caller It sounds like it is.

1:19:32 Adam The crack does, but still finding the rock doesn't help.

1:19:36 Drew If every morning you wake up and there's a cracked windshield, even though you keep replacing it, then you got to find out what it's got to do with.

1:19:43 Mark L. Walberg My father's brother is two years younger than him, and he... I'm sorry, I'm really...

1:19:50 Drew The uncle, Uncle Lou.

1:19:52 Mark L. Walberg Yeah. My dad molested him also when he was little.

1:19:54 Drew Nice.

1:19:55 Mark L. Walberg Oh, man.

1:19:56 Adam That sounds like a dynamite individual.

1:19:58 Caller And your parents are still together?

1:19:59 Mark L. Walberg Well, they're divorced, but they're together. And now that I have my son, I mean, it's not really finding out about my uncle.

1:20:05 Drew You keep that getaway from the other guys.

1:20:06 Caller Yeah, you don't let the kids hang out with grandpa, do you?

1:20:08 Mark L. Walberg No, but it's so hard.

1:20:09 Adam And listen, I guarantee your mom's father was a real sweet piece of work.

1:20:14 Drew You can imagine.

1:20:16 Mark L. Walberg I don't...

1:20:17 Adam I mean... Is he dead?

1:20:19 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, he committed suicide.

1:20:20 Adam Oh, no. Well, good.

1:20:22 Mark L. Walberg So, it's hard, though, to try to...

1:20:26 Adam All right, Shauna, here's your short and medium and long-term goals. And then I'm going to give you some stuff to work on even after you're dead.

1:20:34 Caller No more kids.

1:20:35 Adam No more kids.

1:20:36 Drew Number one.

1:20:36 Adam You understand?

1:20:37 Drew Yeah.

1:20:38 Adam Number two, get yourself together. Do some therapy. It's not important to go under hypnosis. It's not important to dredge up the past. It's just important to work on yourself through therapy. And number three, be careful of the guys you hook up with.

1:20:53 Drew Don't hook up with any until you've gotten some treatment.

1:20:54 Adam Right. Well, let's not have these guys pull a number on your child.

1:20:58 Caller Right.

1:20:58 Adam Okay?

1:20:59 Caller Yes.

1:21:00 Adam All right. And now do you have just sisters?

1:21:03 Caller Yeah, just sisters.

1:21:04 Adam No brothers. Good. That's better.

1:21:07 Drew Mark's looking at you like, yeah, Mark wants to know why.

1:21:09 Adam Because the sisters just get screwed up.

1:21:11 Drew They'll be on Temptation Island.

1:21:12 Caller Yeah, right.

1:21:12 Adam The guys are out killing people when they come from this kind of family.

1:21:15 Caller Right.

1:21:16 Adam Do you know what I mean?

1:21:16 Caller Right.

1:21:17 Caller I mean, sisters just take it and keep it quiet. They become strippers.

1:21:19 Adam They become strippers. They become porn stars. They get into bad relationships. They get abused. They become the victims of society. The guys, this is the guy who blows our head off on the freeway. Right. So as sad as it is, I'm always looking out for myself and I'm thinking I'm always, I'm always one less serial killer out there in the world. Right. We got an extra stripper, but we're short a serial killer. We're gonna have to make that up.

1:21:44 Caller Yeah.

1:21:45 Adam All right. Now she gave birth to a son though. Well, if you can put him into the serial killer pot.

1:21:51 Drew Nice.

1:21:51 Adam Thank you. All right. Let's keep moving forward here. We'll talk to Sabrina, who's 24. Sabrina.

1:21:58 Mark L. Walberg Hello.

1:21:59 Adam What's up?

1:22:00 Mark L. Walberg Well, I'm about to get married and I've been with him for about a year and a half and just seems like for the last about four months, I just haven't wanted to have sex with him at all.

1:22:12 Drew Have you made excuses for it?

1:22:13 Mark L. Walberg Oh, tons.

1:22:14 Drew Like we got to wait till we're married kind of thing.

1:22:16 Mark L. Walberg Well, no, because we live together, it's hard for me to say stuff like that, but it's just always like, oh, I don't feel good. And I do, you know, I have a lot of bladder infections and when that happens, I'm like, not for two weeks.

1:22:31 Drew But you're not continuously on antibiotics?

1:22:34 Mark L. Walberg No.

1:22:34 Drew Are you on any medication?

1:22:36 Mark L. Walberg No. It seemed to have started, I went on the pill for the first time.

1:22:42 Drew That can shut you down.

1:22:43 Caller Well, and it did completely. So he asked me to go off it and I did.

1:22:48 Mark L. Walberg And it just, it hasn't come back. And I thought, well, maybe it was because of that. And I just don't know what it is.

1:22:54 Drew How long you got off the pill? Sorry.

1:22:55 Caller No, that, I, you go ahead.

1:22:57 Mark L. Walberg I went off the pill probably about five months ago.

1:23:00 Drew Oh boy.

1:23:00 Caller Should have come back. Well, what, was it the pill or were you attract, sexually attracted to him before you got engaged?

1:23:08 Mark L. Walberg Well, I was for about the first six, seven months. I was terribly attracted to him.

1:23:13 Caller Then he asked you to marry him?

1:23:15 Mark L. Walberg Um, yeah.

1:23:16 Caller And then it stopped?

1:23:17 Caller Yeah.

1:23:18 Mark L. Walberg It was a little bit before that, but, you know, it was about the time we moved in together.

1:23:24 Drew But it was before you were on the pill you shut down?

1:23:28 Mark L. Walberg Um, yeah, it started about the time I went on the pill.

1:23:31 Drew And it was, yeah, we gotta establish this. It was before you went on the pill that you shut down?

1:23:36 Mark L. Walberg Yeah.

1:23:36 Drew Okay.

1:23:37 Mark L. Walberg So it's not chemical? About the same time.

1:23:41 Adam All right. I'm gonna hang up on your asexual ass if you do not decipher this for us.

1:23:47 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

1:23:47 Adam We need to know if the pill caused it. You understand?

1:23:51 Mark L. Walberg Yes.

1:23:52 Adam So we need to know even if it was about the same time, if the shutdown happened before the pill or the pill spurred the shutdown.

1:24:01 Mark L. Walberg I think it was before.

1:24:02 Drew Okay. And do you think your body may be telling you something? Maybe you really don't want to marry this guy? Is all those kinds of thoughts flying around?

1:24:11 Mark L. Walberg You know, he's the one for me. I love him more than anything.

1:24:17 Caller Except you don't want to have sex with him.

1:24:18 Mark L. Walberg I know. And it kills me.

1:24:20 Drew Do you have a history of people leaving you that you were very intimate with?

1:24:24 Mark L. Walberg Well, pretty much every single person I've ever had sex with, it's been one night stands.

1:24:29 Drew Well, forget that.

1:24:31 Adam We're talking about your dad. Where is he?

1:24:33 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, my dad left when I was a month old.

1:24:35 Drew There you go. And were there step dads?

1:24:37 Caller No.

1:24:38 Adam You were just raised by your mom?

1:24:40 Caller Yeah.

1:24:40 Mark L. Walberg She didn't want to bring other men into the house.

1:24:42 Caller Right.

1:24:44 Drew Because she couldn't trust herself?

1:24:45 Mark L. Walberg No. She just thought it would... She didn't want us to have an Uncle Joe, an Uncle Bob, and an Uncle Frank.

1:24:51 Adam I know. But what's...

1:24:52 Caller So, in other words, she was already predicting that these guys were going to come and go?

1:24:56 Mark L. Walberg Well, she didn't want us to see men come and go.

1:25:00 Caller That's what I just said.

1:25:01 Adam The point is, your biological dad left you in your one month. You're halfway in the vagina in one month. I'm not a Dr. Drew, but I know enough to know. You're just barely out of the vagina.

1:25:10 Drew Yeah, your foot remains in the vagina for the first three months.

1:25:12 Adam Your foot? But no, see, I came out backwards, so my hand was actually in the vagina. I was like, hello, hello, hello.

1:25:18 Caller That's so much, doesn't it?

1:25:19 Adam Yeah. I couldn't hear anything. Jesus Christ, there's an eclipse going on. What's going on? The point is this, she could have easily remarried a couple of years later.

1:25:31 Drew Yes.

1:25:31 Adam So your mom's a little freaked out about guys. I think she transferred some of that fear to you.

1:25:39 Drew No question. Possibly, yeah.

1:25:41 Adam It had to be.

1:25:42 Caller Come on, you're all into him until you sense the fact that he's about to ask you to marry him, and that you're going to be together forever, and then you realize that maybe the pattern is that a mom said that guys leave. So maybe I should get turned off and not want to go here.

1:25:54 Adam Okay, so, Sabrina, why don't you be honest with him? It's not the end of the world.

1:26:00 Drew Get some premarital counseling.

1:26:01 Adam Get some premarital counseling, and don't get married until you hash these things out and work them out, but you can do it if he's the guy for you.

1:26:08 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

1:26:09 Drew And here's the reality. If he is the guy that's going to hang around, she's not going to be attracted to him. Right?

1:26:15 Adam All right. Let's just go pee.

1:26:40 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7, Loveline.

1:26:45 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is my partner over there, the superstar, Dr. Drew, everyone. Bigger than Marcus Welby.

1:26:58 Mark L. Walberg Oh, yes.

1:27:00 Drew Well, I met Dr. Sean today.

1:27:01 Adam Mark L.

1:27:02 Caller Walberg, hold on, from Survivor?

1:27:03 Drew Yeah, he's the nice guy.

1:27:04 Adam Dr. Sean from Survivor, he's working.

1:27:07 Drew He's working. He was on with the Mars Venus with us today.

1:27:11 Adam Which one is Dr. Sean from Survivor?

1:27:13 Drew He's one of the last guys, a neurologist, his young guy.

1:27:16 Adam Is he on the new one? No, no. The last one.

1:27:18 Caller He's vintage.

1:27:19 Adam Yeah. He's old school survivor.

1:27:22 Caller Oh, gee.

1:27:23 Adam I didn't. I didn't I didn't catch on to the first survivor until like the very end. So I'm not sure if I if I caught Dr. Sean or not. But from Temptation Island, of course, Mark Walberg is here. L.

1:27:37 Caller Walberg to you doesn't matter.

1:27:39 Adam And I whenever if I just hear the name, I always think of you.

1:27:43 Drew Well, the Mark Walberg, my favorite Mark Walberg story is when Heather Graham was sitting over here and was telling us about what she was. Do you remember this?

1:27:50 Adam When Heather Graham was on the show like four years ago or something.

1:27:54 Drew Six years ago, I think it was when you just got started, wasn't it?

1:27:56 Adam Right. Right. Yeah. I've told the story a few times, but it's been a couple of years. Heather Graham came on this show and she wasn't Heather Graham yet. No, no, no, this could have been five.

1:28:07 Caller Yeah. But she was still Heather Graham.

1:28:09 Adam She was hot.

1:28:09 Caller Yeah.

1:28:10 Caller Yeah.

1:28:10 Adam She did swingers and that was about it. And this is about five years ago.

1:28:14 Caller Right.

1:28:14 Caller So she wasn't really a boogie nights.

1:28:16 Adam Pretty boogie nights. Yes. Mark Walberg was Marky Dork or Marky Mark. Yeah. I mean, he was like washed up new kid or something like that.

1:28:25 Drew Right. At that time, back then.

1:28:27 Adam And Burt Reynolds was fresh off of kindergarten cop three.

1:28:30 Drew Right.

1:28:31 Adam So she was plugging a movie and I don't even remember what movie she was here to plug.

1:28:37 Drew But nothing anyone's ever heard of.

1:28:39 Adam Right. Yeah. It was another. It sounded like an abortion, this thing she was plugging. And I said to her, just because, you know, I didn't the movie she was plugging in sound great. I said, anything coming up in the future?

1:28:49 Drew It was during the commercial to kind of lean back. Remember that?

1:28:51 Adam What do you got coming up? She said, well, I'm working on a movie. It's called Boogie Nights. I play a roller girl. I mean, I wear roller skates. And I said, well, now who's in this movie? Well, Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds. And we were just like, honey, are you high?

1:29:11 Caller Sounds like Smokey and the Porn Star.

1:29:13 Adam Yeah. I was like, honey, you just came off of Swingers. What is your agent doing?

1:29:18 Drew He got more than that. He goes, he goes, you need a new agent. Who's your agent?

1:29:22 Caller Like, this is so awesome.

1:29:23 Drew And the first thing out of his mouth was that is going directly to video. Yes.

1:29:28 Caller Mark, you know how to call him. But if you listen to the pitch, it's going, who to it.

1:29:33 Adam I said, it's going straight to beta. And and and you know what? It's funny, too, is she didn't defend herself at all. No, she just sat there and went, well, I don't know. And I said, oh, baby, baby. And she said, well, I wear roller skates. I said, you're like Tootie with Burt Reynolds and Marky Mark.

1:29:54 Caller Who's that?

1:29:54 Adam An actor?

1:29:55 Caller He's a bad rapper.

1:29:57 Caller But he is, man.

1:29:58 Adam It sounded like the biggest joke in the world to me.

1:30:01 Drew It's hard to even put it in that historical context. Burt Reynolds had done nothing since Cannibal Rod or something. I mean, just ridiculous.

1:30:07 Adam He was just he was coasting to a stop in a series of new hairpieces, failed relationships. And this was this was like if you're writing comedies.

1:30:15 Caller He was doing fantastic at his dinner theater.

1:30:17 Adam If you're seeing or writing joke movies, you would have cast Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds and I would have played Roller Girl. And I saw this movie. It was my favorite movie of the year. I loved that movie.

1:30:31 Caller And you know, I get I catch all this guff because we share the name and everything, but he's an awesome actor.

1:30:36 Adam He was great in that movie. And she's not been on the show since. There you go, everybody. Cleo, there's a very good moral, and I'm not sure what it is, but it's not flattering for me. You're 18, Cleo.

1:30:51 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, the other night I was at a party and I got my nipple ring ripped out.

1:30:56 Drew How did that happen?

1:30:58 Mark L. Walberg I was table dancing.

1:31:00 Caller Oh, a nasty version of the hokey pokey.

1:31:02 Drew And what you fell on a terrible accident or what happened?

1:31:05 Mark L. Walberg I tripped and this guy tried grabbing me and he ripped it.

1:31:09 Adam What were you wearing? Were you wearing fully clothed?

1:31:12 Mark L. Walberg No.

1:31:13 Adam What were you wearing?

1:31:15 Caller Nothing.

1:31:16 Adam You were totally nude?

1:31:18 Mark L. Walberg Yeah.

1:31:18 Adam Table dancing at a party? 18. And what kind of party? Is it a bachelor party? Were you getting paid or were you just a guest?

1:31:27 Mark L. Walberg I was a guest.

1:31:29 Adam Jesus. And were you loaded?

1:31:32 Caller Somewhat.

1:31:33 Caller Not the first time?

1:31:35 Mark L. Walberg No.

1:31:35 Adam And what's up, baby?

1:31:37 Mark L. Walberg I'm three months pregnant. I don't know if I'll be able to like nurse.

1:31:42 Drew Not on that side.

1:31:44 Mark L. Walberg Do I want to be able to?

1:31:45 Drew Well, I would think, well, six months from now. You might be able to. You might be able to. You might heal up by then.

1:31:50 Adam Yeah. Didn't your pediatrician warn against table dancing? You know, pregnant and all. Don't they have the little pamphlet with the no table dancing?

1:32:01 Drew There is that sign with the, you know, one more check on the table.

1:32:04 Adam Pregnant check up on the table.

1:32:05 Drew With the no cross across it.

1:32:07 Caller But most tables say no back pain or pregnant.

1:32:10 Caller But here's the deal.

1:32:11 Drew Aside from the bizarre behaviors, you're guilty of child abuse. You're using drugs and alcohol and you're pregnant. And that is nothing more serious than that. You've already begun abusing your child. And it is actually against the law.

1:32:24 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

1:32:25 Adam So, what's up? Why are they acting out?

1:32:28 Mark L. Walberg I don't know. Actually, I was just at a party and stuff kind of happened.

1:32:32 Adam No, no, no.

1:32:33 Caller You know, I go to parties all the time and I don't need that attention.

1:32:36 Adam What? Well, sure, he's got a hit show on.

1:32:38 Caller I'm going to try.

1:32:39 Adam He was table dancing when he was doing warm up for one of Penn State's money.

1:32:42 Caller That's exactly right.

1:32:44 Adam But listen, where's the husband? I mean, forget it. The father. I beg your pardon. Where's the father?

1:32:52 Mark L. Walberg Around.

1:32:52 Adam Oh, I see. Is he going to be in the child's life?

1:32:56 Mark L. Walberg Yeah, I think.

1:32:57 Adam Can you just please give this kid up for adoption, please?

1:33:01 Mark L. Walberg Okay.

1:33:02 Adam Can you do that?

1:33:03 Mark L. Walberg Maybe.

1:33:04 Adam Please.

1:33:05 Drew That would be if you're able to not expose the drug, the kid to more chemicals, that would be a redeeming act, I would think, because you clearly know what happened to you growing up.

1:33:15 Adam What did your dad do?

1:33:18 Mark L. Walberg He was away.

1:33:19 Adam That's it?

1:33:20 Mark L. Walberg He was at work all the time.

1:33:21 Adam That's it? No abuse?

1:33:23 Mark L. Walberg Nope.

1:33:24 Adam No alcoholism?

1:33:25 Mark L. Walberg Nope.

1:33:26 Drew No neighbor did anything weird to you?

1:33:28 Mark L. Walberg No.

1:33:28 Adam When did you lose your virginity? How old was the guy?

1:33:32 Drew Twenty.

1:33:33 Mark L. Walberg Like fifteen?

1:33:35 Adam Alright. Hey, are you really stupid or were you abused? I mean, which is it?

1:33:41 Mark L. Walberg Neither.

1:33:42 Adam Alright. Well, stop it, baby. What's your plan here? She's going to get pregnant and do a bunch of drugs and booze and screw the kid up?

1:33:51 Caller No, because it's my first time.

1:33:52 Adam Table dance? Okay. Please contain yourself on behalf of your unborn child, alright?

1:33:58 Caller Okay.

1:33:59 Adam Alright. I know. Listen, because I was an ether baby. That's what happened to me.

1:34:04 Drew And then it all starts to fit together now.

1:34:05 Adam I got to the bottom of it. My mom did too much ether when she was in the hospital. I got gassed. That's why I didn't go to college.

1:34:13 Drew You understand? She shouldn't have continued it your first year of life.

1:34:16 Adam She shouldn't have put me on the ether after I was born. I do know. I do think I was an ether baby. Is there anything to that?

1:34:26 Drew Yeah. Anything that starts with E. But Cleo, who I last called, was from Alaska. And somehow I was just flashing. Remember we had the girl from Northern Exposure on the TV show?

1:34:36 Caller The blonde girl? No, the blonde one.

1:34:38 Drew With the stare?

1:34:40 Adam No. Remember that? I was high when I did most of those episodes. I don't have any recollection of it. But by the way, how low did you got to be to be February, you're calling from Anchorage, and you're nude on a table at some party. You know what I mean?

1:34:53 Drew With metal hanging off you.

1:34:55 Caller Exactly.

1:34:56 Adam Oh, I hope some guy didn't lick it and his tongue stuck to it. All right, we'll take another break. We'll be back after this.

1:35:26 Drew Oh, Adam drives me crazy when you talk as we come on there.

1:35:29 Adam How dare you.

1:35:30 Caller Please, please.

1:35:33 Adam All right. I want to thank Mark L. Walberg for coming on the show tonight. Always good to see him again. Thanks for having me. It was fun. Especially under these circumstances with the just runaway success of his show, the Nightmare of Temptation Island, which is Wednesday night at 9 o'clock on Fox. Come back anytime. Now, all the offers, all the movies, all the other good stuff comes out. You come back and pay us a visit. Bob Guccione Jr. Tomorrow night, everybody and until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:36:13 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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