Episode 1000754887162

11:29 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

11:38 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

11:40 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

11:43 Voiceover Loveline.

11:44 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest, Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas is here and Adam Gainer both here from the band. Drew, when do you think the band was in here last?

12:06 Matchbox Twenty Two years. Two years? A week ago. About a week.

12:08 Yeah, or a week.

12:10 You guys weren't here. We were just hanging out here.

12:13 Adam What was it? Was it a year and a half?

12:14 Yeah, the last time. The last time was even like a year ago. The last time was a long time ago, it seemed like.

12:19 Drew Before that.

12:20 Adam All right, well, we got to stop breaking it up.

12:23 I mean, we got two big chunks. I thought we got along here and then we're not back.

12:28 Adam What's up? We're here.

12:30 I got no love from Loveline.

12:31 Adam The porch light is always on.

12:33 Matchbox Twenty We were calling every night while you guys were on. We were like, come on, guys, what are you doing? We want to get on the radio.

12:37 I got this rash.

12:39 Adam Oh, no, no, we missed you guys, especially with your huge success. We missed the more successful bands even more, don't we?

12:47 It's funny how that works that way.

12:49 Drew We missed them because they're gone. They don't come back.

12:52 Adam Well, all right, so it's a little bit of a launching pan. Loveline, but Matchbox Twenty has taken a little time out of their meteoric rise to swing by and grace us with their presence, maybe for the last time. They're going to head out to Europe, so a lot of you want to start making reservations and following the band. No, actually, they're going to be out in LA, the Will Turn Theater on the 6th of June. So when is that? It's like day after tomorrow. Will Turn, have you guys played the Will Turn?

13:24 No, this is our club tour. It's funny because most of the other shows are like clubs that we visited when we first started, you know, right before theaters, maybe a thousand seats they would hold and we couldn't even fill it. And now we're going back and doing those clubs again, but this is one of the ones that we've never even been in.

13:38 Matchbox Twenty Check it out, I found out they haven't had a concert there in nine years.

13:42 Drew Will Turn?

13:42 Matchbox Twenty I swear, that's what our advance guy says. They have not had a music show, like a rock show in nine years there. Am I wrong? Is that wrong?

13:50 Adam Yeah, it's because Gallagher booked the place for the last eight and a half years, and then Helly Mandel.

13:54 Matchbox Twenty He's strong now, right? He's peaking.

13:56 Adam He's just hitting his stride, Gallagher is.

13:58 Matchbox Twenty Hello, Gallagher.

13:59 Adam Well, no, it's a great old art deco place, which coincidentally is on the corner of Wiltshire and Western, and I think that's where the Will Turn came in.

14:09 That makes sense. I've been telling people about it, and they have no clue where it is.

14:13 Drew Oh, no, it's beautiful.

14:13 I'm like, yeah, we're playing Will Turn Theater.

14:16 Drew Pretty sure my wife just saw Fiona Apple there.

14:18 Oh, really?

14:18 Yeah.

14:19 Adam She was in the audience watching Gallagher.

14:21 Seriously, Adam's a liar. My friend Adam here is full of-

14:23 Drew And Doug Henning.

14:23 Yeah.

14:24 Matchbox Twenty I'm going to have to call you guys tomorrow.

14:25 Gallagher was opening for Fiona Apple.

14:27 Matchbox Twenty Doug Henning is a strong reference by the way.

14:28 It was a mirth best.

14:30 Adam Yeah, I'm sure Fiona hand picked Gallagher to open for. That's great.

14:35 Matchbox Twenty I saw the Magic Show on Broadway, by the way, with Doug Henning in the 70s.

14:39 Adam I almost killed Drew and my co-host Catherine McCord on the TV show one day last season, about six months ago, where I started talking about Doug Henning. And Drew gave me that snake eyes look that he always does. And I said, Drew, Doug Henning. I was saying something funny. I was making a funny Doug Henning reference. And Drew had to look like, huh? And I said, Drew, you don't know Doug Henning? And he said, no, I never heard the name. And I went, that is how I'm going to be my wife.

15:06 I'm like, and then I wind up becoming like an idiot.

15:08 Adam Because I'm like, you're an idiot.

15:09 The illusion, the illusion.

15:11 Adam And you want to know what's worse. Then I looked to my right. I see Catherine McCord sitting there. I go, he doesn't know who Doug Henning. And I'm realizing halfway into the he doesn't know Doug Henning look. Now it's two against one. And that's it.

15:23 Matchbox Twenty He's brilliant. That's why a lot of people don't recognize his brilliance.

15:26 His brilliance was over it was overshadowed by his clothing.

15:28 Drew I was going to say it was the way he dressed.

15:30 Adam Yes, he's really he's here. But his flares overshadowed his brilliance.

15:34 Matchbox Twenty Dream coats meets magic.

15:36 Adam Right.

15:36 Matchbox Twenty That's what he was all about.

15:37 And he was like the technical raincoat.

15:39 Adam Now he's in the ground. Right. Then he died. Yes.

15:43 So right now, we're not doing him.

15:46 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, Doug. Sorry, buddy.

15:47 Sorry, Doug's family.

15:48 Adam All right. So if you even if you weren't interested in Doug Henning as a musician or a man, and I knew him as a man. Oh, yes. You can go down to the Wiltern Theatre on Wilshire and Western and see the fabulous Matchbox Twenty coming up this Tuesday. And then if you're in San Francisco, magic, you can see him on Wednesday. And we're going to hear something off the new CD, Mad Season by Matchbox Twenty and just a couple of few. But I guess we'll hop on the phones first. Yeah, Debbie? You're 29. What's up?

16:22 Caller Good. How are you?

16:23 Adam Good. What's up?

16:24 Caller Discussions for Matchbox Twenty.

16:26 I just want to tell you guys you're awesome.

16:27 Caller Oh, thank you. So many times live. You are fantastic live. My question, actually, I have two.

16:35 First question is, what are you guys looking forward to most being back out on the road? And second, Rob, do you still have the Q card from Boston?

16:42 Caller All right.

16:43 Drew Come on, sister. You know what?

16:44 Caller I want to say thank you for the Q card. There's people like on this club tour, you know, it's just a certain limited run. And so people come to a lot of the shows. And two shows in a row, for one song Back to Good, I forgot the lyrics on the second verse. And so the third show, it almost happened again because I was so conscious of it that when it came up again, I blanked and they held up this Q card for the lyrics so I could read them. So yes, I do still have the Q cards and thank you very much.

17:07 Adam When you're singing a song, if you stop and think about the lyrics, aren't you screwed?

17:12 Caller Yeah, it's over.

17:13 Adam It's all over. It's like chewing while you're stoned. If you think, where's my tongue? You'll bite it immediately. You ever do that, Drew? You get really baked and you're eating.

17:22 Drew Just today.

17:22 Caller Drew's baked right now. Look at him.

17:24 Adam And you think, hey, I wonder where my tongue is and why it's not in between my teeth while I'm chewing and then you bite it on the next one.

17:30 Caller Yeah, Adam, it's the exact same thing.

17:31 Adam Same thing? Well, I just mean like, I think like a song, you know it's like in your muscle fiber and if you stop to think what's the lyric or what's around the next corner, you'll fumble.

17:42 Caller You work so hard at like, the whole thing about getting a show and getting it together is that you work enough so that you as a band can play it without thinking about it so that you can just have a good time and then it really comes through. And so once you get to that point, then when you start thinking about it, you know, you're like digressing your whole thought process and you go back and then it's over.

17:57 Drew Yeah, coming back right on the other side.

17:58 Adam It's what happens with the erectile difficulties to the callers on the show.

18:02 Caller It's exactly the same thing. It's exactly the same thing. I mean, I wouldn't know about that, but it's the exact same thing.

18:08 Adam The problem is, no one can have a cue card that says keep the boner on the foot of the bed.

18:13 Drew It's going to help you. It just has, hey, Vern's face.

18:15 Adam That's right. Yeah, good times there. What name is that? Hadasha?

18:21 Hello?

18:22 Adam Hey, is this Hadasha?

18:23 Hadasha. Hey, Hadasha.

18:25 Adam Hadasha, yeah. You're 16?

18:27 Caller Yeah.

18:28 Adam What's up?

18:30 Caller Adam, I just want to say I love you. You're like my god.

18:34 Adam Which, me, Adam?

18:35 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, I was wondering if this was going to be Tug of War.

18:38 Adam Hmm?

18:39 Caller Adam Corolla.

18:39 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, I knew it. I was really not getting too excited. I was wondering because she was 16, so I thought, oh, you know, that's just really wrong. I'm sorry.

18:46 Adam Yeah, she's a little old for you.

18:47 Matchbox Twenty Her dad could be listening.

18:48 Adam What's up? Thank you very much.

18:50 Caller Oh, my god. I can't, okay.

18:52 Matchbox Twenty She's freaking.

18:53 Caller I'm calming down now. Hi. Matchbox Twenty, you're really cool, too.

19:00 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, we're here. We're here, too, you know.

19:03 Adam Maybe you guys should change the band name to Chop Liver. I think that's true.

19:07 Matchbox Twenty Carolla Twenty.

19:08 Adam Go ahead, Hadassah.

19:12 Caller Yeah, I've had sex five times. And today? Every time I have sex, it feels like I break my hymen again. I bleed and everything.

19:25 Drew Well, there is such a thing as a partial rupture, but more commonly, I would think it would be just the kind of discomfort that you might be going through just because of anxiety. You know what I mean? Are you nervous about the pain? Are you nervous about the act?

19:39 Caller Not really.

19:40 Drew Are you worried that you're going to be in pain again?

19:44 Well, yeah.

19:46 Caller I kind of got used to it by now.

19:48 Adam Is it with the same guy?

19:50 Caller No.

19:51 Adam Five different guys?

19:52 Caller Yeah.

19:53 Adam Wow, baby.

19:54 Drew How old were you when you started all this?

19:57 Caller 13.

19:58 Drew Yeah, I see.

19:59 Adam Wow.

19:59 Caller That can't be helpful.

20:01 Adam And how old was the guy when you were 13?

20:05 Caller I'm 17.

20:06 Drew Was that the first time you had had sex?

20:08 Caller Yeah.

20:08 Adam All right. And why don't you just find yourself a boyfriend and kind of work it out with one guy?

20:13 Caller Well, guys annoy me.

20:15 Adam Oh, they do?

20:16 Caller Yeah.

20:16 Adam Well, sure.

20:17 Caller Not enough stuff.

20:18 Matchbox Twenty Hey, Dr. Drew, without being funny, was it rough sex? Like, does that make a difference?

20:24 Caller Wait, what?

20:24 Matchbox Twenty Was it rough? Like, was it like rough sex?

20:28 Caller Um, twice it was.

20:30 Adam Yeah. Well, look, why having sex with guys if they annoy you? Although women annoy me and Lord knows, I try to ask such a stupid question.

20:38 OK.

20:38 Adam You're right.

20:39 I answered his own question.

20:40 Adam Sorry. That was stupid. No, but seriously, you're 16. Come on. What do you got against guys?

20:48 Caller Well, it's not really guys. It's guys my age.

20:51 Adam I see. So you date older guys?

20:54 Caller Yeah.

20:54 Adam Yeah.

20:55 Caller One, I'm not. I'm going to be. I'm graduating high school. So I've skipped grades because I'm really smart.

21:02 Adam Yeah.

21:04 Caller And so when I got into high school, I happened to be like really like pretty and everything. And plus the fact I'm black. So, you know, the white guys, they just love that.

21:15 Adam They do? Oh, yeah. Wow. All right. Good. We do. Martin Luther King would be happy to hear that.

21:23 Drew Well, look, the reason that you are in an hour with older guys is not because you're so intellectually advanced. Okay.

21:33 Caller I think it's just I look older than I am now.

21:36 Adam Where's your dad? Did he abandon the family?

21:38 Caller No, I live with him.

21:40 Adam He's where's your mom then?

21:42 Caller New Jersey.

21:43 Adam I see. What's up with her?

21:47 Caller Well, my parents got divorced when I was six.

21:50 Yeah.

21:51 Caller I lived with my mom until I was 13. And I wasn't allowed to see my dad for a long time.

21:59 Adam Well, that's it. Now everyone's daddy.

22:02 Drew You see how that affected you?

22:05 Caller Well, I don't think so.

22:07 Adam Oh, yes.

22:07 Drew I know you don't think so.

22:08 Adam You're going out with a bunch of older guys. Sex is painful.

22:12 Matchbox Twenty Hadasha, do you hate guys because they sleep with you like once and move on? Is that maybe something to do with it?

22:16 Caller I don't hate guys. I just don't like annoying guys who are just my age and they're just annoying.

22:22 Drew You're not sleeping with guys your age, though.

22:25 Caller No.

22:25 Drew Why aren't you having relationships with the older guys?

22:30 Caller Because they're jerks, too.

22:33 Caller Uh, I have no idea. I had relationships with two older guys, but...

22:38 Caller You know, I think the thing is, in all seriousness, is that you really should just have, I mean, just a little, some respect for yourself. I mean, you're a special person and you should not, you shouldn't subject yourself to this until it's something that you want to do. Find someone that you relate to on a personal level. Find someone on an emotional level that you get along with. And then, have sex that means something, have something that's going to be special. And I don't think it's going to be that way for you if you do that.

23:05 Drew Hadasha, I've got some reading for you. You're smart. You read for me? Okay. It's called Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters.

23:12 Caller Okay.

23:12 Drew Read that book for me.

23:13 Caller Where do you get that?

23:14 Drew Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters, Amazon, any of those, you know, Barnes and Noble, whatever, Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters by a woman by the name of Person, P-E-R-S-O-N.

23:22 Adam All right.

23:22 Drew Okay. You read that book.

23:24 Adam God forbid you ever recommend our goddamn book. Hey, Hadasha, I haven't read many books. The one that I have read that I like to recommend is called The Phantom Tollbooth. Okay? That's the only book I've read.

23:36 Drew Why don't you recommend our book, since we haven't discussed it in two years on the radio?

23:40 Adam You guys got a book? You know we have low self-esteem. We sit here and recommend other people's books and don't bring ours up, although I guess in a roundabout way, I just did.

23:48 Drew Part of the reason I don't bring our book up is I'm embarrassed by the title.

23:50 Matchbox Twenty Hey, what's the book called?

23:52 Adam Dr. Drew and Adam book?

23:54 Drew Yeah.

23:54 Matchbox Twenty Dr. Drew color book? Is it like one of those coloring books?

23:57 Adam It's a pop-up. James, Drew does most of the popping. James, you're 14. What's up?

24:03 Caller I have a really small penis.

24:06 Adam Yeah?

24:06 Really small.

24:08 Adam How big is it?

24:09 Caller No hair on it at all.

24:10 Adam No hair on the penis?

24:11 Drew You're 14.

24:12 Caller I stole my dad's Rogaine and I put it on my penis.

24:15 Adam No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

24:17 It's really scary.

24:19 Caller It's so big.

24:23 Matchbox Twenty That was entertaining.

24:24 Adam Yeah, that was good.

24:24 Matchbox Twenty That was kind of fun.

24:26 Adam Drew, what would happen if you took Rogaine and put it on your pubic area?

24:29 Drew No, your pubic hair wouldn't fall out.

24:32 Adam It wouldn't?

24:33 Drew But it wouldn't come out either.

24:34 Matchbox Twenty But it probably would irritate the hell out of you.

24:36 Drew I don't know.

24:37 Caller Is it like a lotion?

24:38 Drew It's a lotion. It could be good.

24:39 Matchbox Twenty Kids, don't do this at home. Kids, do not do this at home.

24:42 Adam Speaking of pubic hair, you know what I'm doing tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning?

24:45 Matchbox Twenty A little shaven?

24:46 Adam A little nervous about?

24:47 Drew I heard you talking to Jimmy about something.

24:50 Matchbox Twenty Testing.

24:50 Adam This year in the Man Show, we have two new Juggie dancers and they're twins from Kentucky, these great-looking blondes, Julie and Shani. They went to a Kentucky university, not a big one, not University of Kentucky, but a small private school on a basketball scholarship. I was drunk one night talking to them at the El Ray Theater, as a matter of fact, and they were telling me that they were 48 percent from the three-point range and that one of them had a 34-point game in college and the other had a 28-point game, and the other one was second in the nation from three-points. Wow. Ville and all that kind of stuff, and I was thinking, we should play you guys in basketball, me and Jimmy, against the two Kentucky twins. They're super hot blondes. Strong. And they're good, right? They're going to kill you. And then I thought, now what's going to make this good? And I thought, strip basketball. There you go.

25:47 Caller So you guys are going to be naked on TV soon.

25:50 Adam There's a very realistic possibility, but I got to tell you, I have no idea what to expect.

25:56 Caller Do you hear that hi-dice-a?

25:57 Adam I'm doing it tomorrow morning and I just pray to God I'm not in a pair of hi-tops and a Jugg strap. You're nervous, right? Well, it's like, on one hand, they're chicks, so I think I can handle them.

26:07 Caller Yeah.

26:09 Adam On the other hand, they both had a free ride for a basketball scholarship for four years and did nothing for three outside jumpers.

26:17 Matchbox Twenty They're going to be outside all day long.

26:19 Caller You know what? A woman boxer would beat my ass.

26:22 Adam Oh, yeah.

26:22 Caller The way she's a woman or whether she's not, she would beat my ass.

26:25 Matchbox Twenty Adam, Kentucky, basketball, I don't care if you're a baby, you're going to be hitting them from three-point land in Kentucky.

26:31 Adam I got to tell you, there's going to be no chivalry here.

26:35 Matchbox Twenty Are you going total naked?

26:36 Adam All knees and elbows. Whatever it takes, we're getting down to it.

26:39 Caller Is it a full game or is it shots?

26:41 Adam It's a full game. It's two on two. Well, we've worked it out. Yeah, it's two 11 and we've worked out the articles of clothing so that obviously winner take all.

26:50 Drew I'm thinking elbows.

26:52 Matchbox Twenty Elbows and a lot of aggressive re-bounding.

26:53 Adam Oh, yeah. I'm going to start intimidating.

26:56 Drew Don't you want to have the clothing is coming off as the game goes on?

26:59 Adam Yeah, that's what's going on.

27:00 Matchbox Twenty Every point.

27:01 Adam Yeah. So I may be playing like the fourth quarter and just a jockstrap or something. You know, the only thing more humiliating about being nude is doing something athletic while you're nude and wearing high tops.

27:14 Matchbox Twenty Those things are going to be flapping around pretty good.

27:16 Adam I'm going to have to duct tape them to my leg or something. Our executive producer, Daniel Kelsen, has already got 500 on the twins, by the way. There's a lot of money going around the office and Jimmy and I never play. Well, it'll air on the Man Show, but however it comes out, it's coming out. And that's tomorrow at 8.

27:34 Caller So to the boy with no pubic hair, you think you got problems, don't worry about it.

27:37 Adam Yeah. I may have a lot this time tomorrow. Liz?

27:40 Caller Hey, yeah.

27:41 Adam You're 15. What's going on?

27:42 Caller Yeah.

27:42 Caller How is everybody?

27:43 Caller Hey, Liz. Good.

27:45 Caller Okay.

27:46 First of all, is Rob Thomas in there?

27:48 Caller Yes.

27:49 Caller Hey.

27:50 Caller I'm with Carlos Santana. It was awesome.

27:53 Caller Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. I had a good time doing it.

27:56 Caller Matchbox Twenty.

27:57 Adam I know you've answered this 5,000 times. I was thinking on the ride here. I'm not going to ask any Santana questions, but I'm asking for myself. I don't know. Did he contact you? How did that? I know you've told it a thousand times.

28:09 Caller And you know what? I've got it down to the super condensed version. Good. I got a call actually just that I was living in New York. There was a guy that lived two blocks from me named Etal who was working on a track for the new Santana record. It was the last song that was going to be put on the record. They wanted to know if I wanted to come and write it with him because he didn't have any lyrics or any melody and he couldn't finish the song. And so I went over and we put it together and that was supposed to be it for me. And then about two weeks later, I got a call from the management asking if I wanted to sing it because originally they didn't know who was going to sing it. He sang on the demo. So I got a call like a week later that said, Hey, do you want to sing this song? It was actually a great compliment. They said that Carlos listened to the demo and was like, they were going back and forth and they were like, What about this guy, this guy? And they said, and Carlos just looked at the tape player and he's like, What about this guy? He's like, he never heard of Matchbox when he had no clue who the hell we were.

28:53 Adam Well, he's pretty stoned. He's so into that Santeria, who's got time? I mean, how cool is that? And why wouldn't he sing it?

29:05 Caller Well, he doesn't sing.

29:06 Adam He does. He's sung on other...

29:10 Caller No.

29:10 Adam All that Black Magic.

29:11 Caller No, it wasn't him. That was actually... I think his name was Greg Jolie. I apologize, because I think I mispronounced him.

29:17 Drew Oh, devastated. Yeah.

29:18 Caller Well, that was the big thing.

29:19 Drew My youth, taken away from me.

29:20 Caller The big thing is, no one knows who sang Black Magic Woman for the most part, which, you know, I mean, the whole thing with this record, it was a Carlos record, you know, and in the end, it'll...

29:28 Matchbox Twenty It's like Gang Van Malmsteen, just Latin.

29:31 Adam I thought he... I always thought he sung.

29:33 Drew Me too.

29:33 Caller No, no, he doesn't sing. And he doesn't... He's not really... He doesn't write.

29:37 Adam And it turns out he doesn't play the guitar.

29:39 Caller Yeah.

29:40 Adam He just stands up there on the school.

29:42 Matchbox Twenty The Hanson guy is going in there and doing the tracks.

29:43 Caller That's a tribute to him. I mean, he plays the hell out of the guitar. That's why he's such a legend now, because, you know, that's what it takes.

29:50 Matchbox Twenty Is that amazing?

29:50 Caller Do what you do.

29:51 Matchbox Twenty There you go.

29:51 Adam Who the...

29:52 Matchbox Twenty I mean, how old are we? And like, some of us are just learning this.

29:55 Adam I had... I just always thought...

29:57 Caller Iacomová was written by Tito Puente.

30:00 Adam I just assume... And he didn't sing it?

30:02 Caller No. Iacomová actually was Santana and his whole band, because that was like a gang vocal, so that wasn't easy.

30:08 Matchbox Twenty And Earth Wind and Fire Saturn.

30:09 Caller Yeah.

30:10 Adam Jesus Christ, who the hell knew? Liz?

30:13 Caller Yeah.

30:13 Adam All right, so your problem is really is you're pregnant?

30:18 Caller Yeah.

30:18 Adam And you want to get an abortion?

30:20 Caller Or adoption.

30:21 Drew Or adoption. Hallelujah.

30:22 Adam All right.

30:23 Drew How far into this are you?

30:25 Two months.

30:26 Drew Okay, so it's time to make a decision, right?

30:27 Yeah. But my mom doesn't want she wants me to like keep the kid and stuff.

30:32 Drew How old is your mom?

30:33 Caller Mom's like 46 or something.

30:37 Drew Why is she so hell bent on you keeping the child?

30:40 Caller I have no idea.

30:41 Caller Does she want you to keep it and have an adoption or just keep it period and maybe your baby?

30:47 Caller Have it be mine.

30:48 Drew I believe it's ultimately your choice.

30:51 Caller Yeah. But should I have an abortion or should I have the kid and give it up for adoption?

30:58 Drew I think it's courageous to put yourself out for nine months in order to save some, well, to allow somebody else a chance at life and give them up through adoption. There are tons of parents out there would love to have a nice kid.

31:13 Adam Yeah. Hey, Liz? Yeah. Is your mom married to your dad still? They're separated. I see. Are you the youngest? Do you have a few brothers and sisters? Yeah. They're all out of the house?

31:25 Matchbox Twenty Yeah.

31:26 Drew Is your oldest sibling 30?

31:28 Caller He'll be 29 in July.

31:29 Matchbox Twenty Wow. Yeah.

31:31 Drew I did the math too.

31:32 Caller I did the math too. Let me ask you this, Drew. For something like this, if you're, how old are you, 17?

31:37 Drew 15.

31:37 Caller 15. Oh my God. If you're going to do this, do you think that now two months in is that she should have some counseling going on?

31:44 Drew Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:45 Caller Through the entire pregnancy to get her ready for what she's about to do.

31:47 Drew She sounds great and she sounds ready for that kind of thing.

31:50 Matchbox Twenty Can I add something? Even though it's your decision, Liz, I would sit down and talk to your mom and see why she wants to have the baby. Maybe you can learn something about her.

31:57 Drew We know why.

31:58 Matchbox Twenty Yeah.

31:58 Drew Because she had a baby when she was 15. I understand.

32:00 Caller Yeah, absolutely.

32:01 Drew Isn't it interesting that you're rebelling against mom by adoption?

32:05 Adam I'll show you. I'll do the responsible thing. Yeah.

32:09 Drew It's like you. I'll work.

32:11 Adam That's right.

32:12 Drew Except it's never working out.

32:14 Adam I'm the black sheep of the family now because I have a job and make money. They're so ashamed of me. I've become anyone in my family, anyone who makes more than 28 grand a year becomes the man and shouldn't be trusted. That's how I grew up. I grew up like all people that have jobs are evil. Guys who wear suits are evil and anyone who produces anything, certainly anyone who employs more than like 20 people, evil.

32:40 Caller But I still think some with the guys in the suits, they could be on to something though.

32:43 Drew Yeah.

32:44 Caller I think that could have some merit.

32:45 Adam Yeah. A small percentage of the people they call the man are actually still the man. Heidi?

32:52 Drew Hey, boy, let me give her a phone number, please. Hang on. I've got two numbers. One is a Planned Parenthood number, 800-230-PLAN. And we got another family planning number, 800-942-1054.

33:05 Adam All right. But you can just call information and get family planning and talk to them.

33:10 Drew Yeah, she sounds just great, though.

33:11 Adam What Rob was asking, which was interesting, is if you know you're going to give your child up for adoption and you know you got about seven months before D-Day, should you be working with someone constantly in that seven months?

33:25 Drew Not constantly, but you should be definitely supported through the entire process.

33:29 Caller There's two things you're dealing with. You're dealing with the fact that you're going to have a child at 15, which is enough to really mess up anyone like her mother, perhaps. Then you're dealing with the fact that you're going to have to carry this baby and then give it away, which you think you're ready for, but then when that happens, man, I don't know if you could be. It's a miracle.

33:45 Adam It can be very tough. When I'm in charge, I'm going to have the time from nine months shaved down to six months so people don't get so attached. It's going to be one of the platforms I run on, Drew. What do you think?

33:57 Drew Pull babies out at six months?

34:00 Adam Come on, ladies. Wrap it up. That's going to be about it. Come on. Quit stringing this along.

34:05 Drew I'm trying to think of a nice little catchy slogan for that.

34:07 Adam Here's all I'm saying. It's been nine months.

34:09 Caller Let's wrap it up.

34:10 Adam It's been nine. Yeah. Ass or get off the pot is basically what it's going to be. Well, look at it this way. It's been nine months for how long? A billion years? Yeah. You know, if guys got pregnant, we'd have that trimmed down about three weeks by now.

34:22 Matchbox Twenty Nice.

34:23 Adam It would have been nine months for the first.

34:24 Matchbox Twenty Actually, halftime would be a good time.

34:26 Adam Yeah, I mean, guys would have shaved...

34:27 Matchbox Twenty Right after the second quarter, let's go ahead and have it and move on.

34:29 Adam I do believe guys would have shaved that time down. The gestation appeared.

34:33 Caller I think the population would have just ceased to grow. That would have been it. It would have been like, oh, oh, oh.

34:39 Adam Oh, wait. We got to take a break. Heidi?

34:40 Yeah?

34:41 Adam You got a question for Matchbox Twenty?

34:43 I do.

34:43 Adam All right. Can you save it until after the break?

34:45 Yeah.

34:46 Adam All right. Fantastic. We'll also hear something off the new CD as well. What do you say? Hang on there, Heidi.

34:52 Drew She actually has a question about the song we're going to play.

34:55 Adam Fantastic. We'll be back with Matchbox Twenty, Heidi, you, me, Drew, everyone after this. Loveline. Be right back. Not since Tusk if I heard a band work in unison with a rock and roll band like that.

35:40 Drew I've never heard of Tusk.

35:44 Adam Are you S-ing me with the Tusk?

35:46 Matchbox Twenty Tusk sang all the Fleetwood Mac stuff.

35:48 Adam Tusk? It was the USC marching band playing with Fleetwood Mac? Drew, you went to USC, you jackass. Oh, Jesus Christ.

35:59 You are my teacher.

36:02 Adam God, do I need a raise working with you?

36:06 Drew Is that what they called when the band and Fleetwood Mac were together?

36:10 Adam Well, Tusk was the name of the song. You know what it's like working with Drew? Remember those episodes of Bewitched when she'd bring back Benjamin Franklin, and he'd walk around the house all big-eyed? What is this box with images in it? That's called a television set. Do tell. The phone would ring and he'd give a startled look. Why is she talking into that box? That's what it's like working with Drew, minus the powdered wig.

36:41 Drew But, Adam, there was so much comedy potential that they put it on a sitcom. So come on now.

36:46 Matchbox Twenty And he knows medicine, which is really important to a lot of my job.

36:49 Adam I swear I'm not so sure about that.

36:52 Matchbox Twenty I don't even know if he knows medicine.

36:53 Adam I don't know who to believe anymore. I really don't.

36:55 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

36:57 Adam All right. That is David Allen and Graham. All right. Let's say hi to Heidi, and then we'll hear the new song entitled Tusk. You can see them performing it down at the Will-Turn Theatre. Yeah, right?

37:09 Drew Oh, we have to straighten that out.

37:10 Caller Okay. We were terribly wrong about that, and I'll take all the blame for it. It's not the Will-Turn Theatre at all, even though I'm sure it's a lovely theatre. It's the Wilshire Ebell Theatre. The Wilshire Ebell Theatre that we'll be at. I'm sure that there's some nice people at the Will-Turn Theatre, but it's not us.

37:23 Drew Is that word Kevin of Bean? Wait a minute.

37:25 Adam All right. I don't know, Drew, but don't go down that road.

37:29 Caller Let's not take it too far, because the next break, it could be a different theatre.

37:32 Adam All right. Heidi.

37:33 Caller Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I'm talking to Matchbox Twenty. Oh my God.

37:36 Caller Yes, Heidi. Hey.

37:37 Matchbox Twenty You've been very patient.

37:39 Caller Yeah. Thank you.

37:40 Caller First of all, Drew.

37:41 Drew Yeah.

37:42 Caller I'd like to thank you for saving one of my friends' ass on prom night. I got some of your condoms.

37:47 Drew Oh my God.

37:47 Caller Just one.

37:48 Drew Oh my gosh. Thank you. Hallelujah.

37:51 Matchbox Twenty Nicely done.

37:51 Adam Drew sews each and every one of those by hand.

37:54 Matchbox Twenty He does.

37:55 Drew We're giving away a condom for anybody that registers at dr.drew.com. Then you get more if you register other people too.

38:00 Adam.

38:00 Drew Free condoms right in your mouth.

38:01 Adam Is this Adam or Gainer?

38:04 Adam Corolla.

38:05 Matchbox Twenty Yeah. Why do you keep doing that to me, man? It's like being with Rob.

38:08 Caller I'm not bringing you anymore. I'm not bringing you anymore.

38:10 Matchbox Twenty This is very awkward for me. Can we just talk to Rob and talk to Adam? That's fine.

38:14 Adam So you want to talk to star Adam?

38:19 Matchbox Twenty That hurts, too.

38:20 Caller My boyfriend watches your show.

38:22 Adam The man show.

38:23 Caller And he says that you need to move the camera angle up on the chicks on the trampolines.

38:28 Adam Okay. We'll do that. Tell him to have another beer and we'll take care of that.

38:32 Caller Yeah.

38:32 Caller You need a new boyfriend, honey.

38:34 Adam All right. You have a question for Matchbox Twenty?

38:36 Caller I love you.

38:37 Caller Oh, thank you. Is that a question?

38:38 Caller I love you, Adam. I don't know your last name, but I love you, too.

38:41 Matchbox Twenty Oh, hi. You know what, honey? I've always been there for you, sweetie. Honestly.

38:45 Caller Actually, I bought your first album right after Long Day came out.

38:49 Matchbox Twenty Oh, wow. Thank you, honey.

38:50 Caller You were the one. Thank you.

38:53 Caller One of my local radio stations played the hell out of it.

38:55 I'm like, I've got to get the-

38:56 Matchbox Twenty Where was Heidi calling from?

38:58 Kentucky.

38:59 Adam Oh, home of the infamous twins. Oh, that's a very ominous sign.

39:04 Drew It's an omen, Adam.

39:05 Matchbox Twenty Adam, you're going down.

39:06 Caller Do you play basketball, Heidi?

39:07 Drew No.

39:08 Adam Heidi, do you have a question about the video for Ben?

39:11 Drew Lakers pulled it out from 16 Point Down, Adam. You can do it. I know.

39:14 Adam I'm going to pull something out if they score another three pointer, I'll tell you that. What's up? You have the question?

39:20 Caller Yes, I was wondering on your new video for Bent, what was the inspiration for you walking around and falling down and getting beaten up?

39:30 Falling down?

39:32 Caller You know, it was funny. The song itself, what we thought had a kind of an uplifting tone to it. And we wanted to have that to be the video as just the idea of you keep getting knocked down and no matter what life throws you, you keep getting back up. And then there was the underline of the idea that we had been right before we made the video, there had been so many people after the Santana thing talking about if our band was mad at me or if they were jealous or if they had problems with the fact that, you know, the Grammys and everything going on, that we thought it would be really funny if in the video we had our band beating me up. And so originally the original plan for it and the original script for the video had Adam or Kyle beating me with a Grammy. And actually the Grammys wouldn't let us do it. They said you're not allowed to use that likeness of the Grammy and beating somebody over the head with it. So they said no go. But originally that was it. So we used those two things.

40:18 Adam It's always great to, you call, I know how this works from the mansion, you call the police and you go, yeah, we'd like the clearance to use the Grammy for a comedy bit we're doing. And they go, yeah, that's great. Just fax us over a script of what you'll be doing with the Grammy. And you go, we don't have to fax a script. We're just going to be sort of showcasing it. Oh, that's great. We appreciate that. Just fax it over because the script says Grammy gets rammed up ass of monkey. You know, so you go, listen, I could fax over a script, but why kill a tree? We just wanted you to sign off on this because it's just in good fun. And they go, fine, just fax over.

40:58 Caller And we could lose the monkey. Doesn't have to be a monkey.

41:01 Adam Yeah, and then you go, okay, read the script, but put it in context. Yeah, that's what the...

41:06 Matchbox Twenty We're using a Yorkshire terrier.

41:08 Adam So they said no, you can't use it.

41:10 Caller Yeah, so we went up with a video that we did, they just beat me with their hands.

41:14 Drew Who is the band that wanted us to be in the video?

41:15 Matchbox Twenty That sounded really weird, though, for Radio D2. Remember what you said?

41:18 Adam Who wanted us to be in the video? It was Say Farris, I think. Say Farris, that's right.

41:22 Caller All right.

41:23 Adam I want to talk to Michael, or Michelle down here. Michelle?

41:27 Caller Yeah?

41:27 Adam You're 21?

41:28 Caller Yep.

41:28 Adam You got a bisexual girlfriend?

41:31 Caller Yeah. Well, I'm bisexual, and we're both bisexual.

41:34 Adam I see.

41:35 Drew Sounds perfect.

41:36 Caller Yeah.

41:36 Drew And?

41:37 Caller And she has a strap on, and she wants to have-

41:41 Adam Oh, dear Lord, don't mess this call up. Go ahead.

41:45 Caller Hello?

41:46 Drew Yes.

41:47 Adam Please, talk quickly.

41:48 Caller Okay. I have a bisexual girlfriend, and I'm bisexual, and she has a strap on, and she wants to have anal sex with me with that. I think, I'm afraid it's going to hurt.

41:58 Adam Yeah. Here's what I'd do. I would strap on an anus and let her go to town.

42:03 Caller I think that you should buy a variant degrees in size of strap-ons, and just start with a really tiny one, and then work your way up.

42:09 Adam Yeah, like those Russian dolls, those wooden walls that-

42:12 Caller You can get the Tycho Starter anal kit, that'll get, you know, like it's from, like, Swamp Co or something. Yeah, Play School. It's plastic.

42:19 Adam Yeah, Little Slut, Junior Starter kit is called. Right.

42:24 Caller Anal buddy.

42:25 Adam Anal buddy. Yeah. Right. There's a bunch of different names, but they all make one. You start with that, and then you move your way up to one of those big novel sites.

42:32 Caller Are you intrigued by this, or are you disgusted by it, or are you thinking about it? Sounds like she's thinking about it, too.

42:37 Caller I'm thinking, but I'm kind of disgusted, actually.

42:39 Drew Why would you do it, or why would you even consider doing it if it's not something you want to do?

42:42 Caller I'm not really considering it, but I was thinking about it, and I was thinking about all the problems. Would I not be able to hold it in if I had to go to the bathroom or something, if this happened?

42:51 Drew No, that's not usually what comes of all this.

42:54 Adam During the act, do you mean?

42:56 Caller No, like anytime.

42:57 Adam Oh, I see, yeah.

42:58 Caller You know, in all seriousness, it sounds funny, but it's not. It's a common practice, so that's not a problem, or else people would just be running around holding their asses all day.

43:05 Drew Well, it's not particularly healthy. You can cause fissures and terrors and hemorrhoids and things, but to lead to incontinence, the inability to control all that, not that likely, not that likely.

43:17 Matchbox Twenty Hey, does she want you to do it to her, by the way? I'm just curious about that.

43:20 Caller No, she just gets turned on by it, like just the idea of her doing it to me.

43:24 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, but why don't you just bend her over for a couple minutes and see if she's digging it?

43:28 Caller I don't really want to have butt sex with anybody.

43:30 Drew By the way, for all young ladies who, men are pressuring them to do this, their Adam has just come up with a perfect comeback.

43:36 Adam Yeah, the strap-on anus.

43:38 Drew No, no, no, this Adam has come back with a comeback.

43:40 Adam Oh, that Adam.

43:41 Drew Yeah, which is, hey, if I have to subject myself to this, all right.

43:45 Matchbox Twenty Bend over and let's see how it goes.

43:46 Caller Then I'm going to go out and I'm going to buy the anal buddy and I'm going to give him my husband.

43:49 Matchbox Twenty The anal buddy.

43:50 Adam I still would like some credit for the strap-on anus.

43:52 Drew No, I think that was Gio.

43:53 Matchbox Twenty I think that's solid. Anal buddy's catchy, though.

43:55 Adam Yeah, yeah.

43:56 Matchbox Twenty It is kind of cute. It could be a set. You can have a little smiley face on the end of it. It's your anal friend.

44:02 Adam Yeah, with like some playtime lubricant.

44:07 Matchbox Twenty Can you see the commercials? The little guy smiling, hi, I'm your anal buddy.

44:10 Drew You have glitter lubricant and different colors.

44:16 Adam Do they still sell those fake cigarettes at the store, those candy cigarettes?

44:19 Matchbox Twenty Yes, I just got some cigars the other day.

44:21 Adam Really?

44:21 Matchbox Twenty Somebody gave me some cigars.

44:21 Caller Do you think that that's responsible for why I smoke? When I was eight years old, I used to chew those candy cigarettes, and now I smoke like a fiend.

44:28 Drew I bet one of your parents smokes.

44:30 Caller Oh, yeah, definitely.

44:30 Drew Oh, there you go. That's why they smoke.

44:32 Caller Couldn't be the fake cigars.

44:33 Drew No, not the fake cigars. That's why you did the fake cigars because you want to be cool like your parents.

44:36 Caller Like my parents.

44:36 Drew But you smoke because your parents smoke.

44:38 Adam All right, we are going to hear something from my losses.

44:41 Matchbox Twenty They are so gone.

44:42 Adam We're going to hear something from Matchbox Twenty right now. This is off of, what the hell is the name? Ah, yes, Mad Season by Matchbox Twenty, and this one is called Bent.

49:05 Caller We'll be right back with more Loveline.

49:35 Matchbox Twenty Recognition is the first step.

49:36 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Rob Thomas is doing this trick where he takes his beer and he puts it through his nose. And Adam Gaynor.

49:47 Matchbox Twenty That's Adam.

49:48 Adam Both here.

49:49 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, if you call, I'm Adam.

49:50 Adam Right, Matchbox Twenty. And we were just talking off the air because Adam's on his fifth Melon wine cooler. And we were talking off the air about the, about the, Metallica likes the breezers. The yummy phase is something that I've.

50:05 Matchbox Twenty I wanted to learn more about this. If I'm going through it, I need to know what the yummy phase.

50:09 Adam Well, it's not that you go through it, it's you never get out of it.

50:11 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, I'm stuck.

50:12 Adam And here's my, here's my theory on this because I know a couple of guys like this. Every, everybody starts off in the yummy phase. I mean, Drew, you have a couple of seven, three seven-year-olds, right?

50:25 Drew It is sweets and potato french fries.

50:29 Adam Then when you eat pudding and french fries, right? And kool-aid.

50:31 Drew High fat, high sugar.

50:32 Adam Right, and everyone goes through that. And then it stays with you for a while. And then somewhere around, I don't know, 13, 14, you start getting into like a steak and maybe some stew and some stuff, a vegetable, you pick a vegetable or two, but it's not liver and it's not mushrooms or anything. It's maybe a little broccoli or asparagus or something. But then as you get older, especially for men, and men do this, they start getting into brandy and they start getting into beer and then eventually it can spin out into like monkey brains and stuff like that.

51:07 Caller They've lost the pretense that they like to drink. Like it used to, you know, you could, well I like this, but now it's just like, screw it, I just want to get drunk, I'll just take whatever it takes, but just get quick.

51:14 Drew Some of it's a biological change, I think.

51:16 Matchbox Twenty You know what I did?

51:17 Drew Get a sensory experience.

51:17 Adam And some of it is acquired.

51:19 Matchbox Twenty I got addicted to Manashevitz wine for two weeks.

51:22 Adam Right.

51:22 Matchbox Twenty I was just drinking it. I was, you understand what that is? I'm a nice Jewish boy, and it's the stuff you drink at like Passover. And I was like, man, I went out and I bought a bottle of it for the house, man. I'm 30 years old, I got problems.

51:35 Adam Yeah, because Manashevitz really is, it's a Jewish wine cooler.

51:38 Drew Yeah.

51:39 Adam But it's basically Manashevitz.

51:40 Caller It's like the Jewish Thunderbird, though.

51:42 Drew It's the reason Jews do not develop alcoholism.

51:43 Matchbox Twenty Exactly. It's kosher, too.

51:45 Drew It's such a traumatic experience to drink that as wine.

51:49 Adam It's really fortified Jewish wine.

51:51 Matchbox Twenty Is this on the air?

51:51 Adam Yes. So my yummy face theory goes that you start to progress, and usually about 19 or 20 or something like that, you start getting into maybe tobacco, cigars, chewing tobacco, cigarettes, hookers. You start getting into beer, and you start getting into eating punta. You know what I'm saying? These are all things that are-

52:10 Matchbox Twenty Yummy face.

52:11 Adam They're not on the menu.

52:13 Caller That's part of the yummy face.

52:15 Adam That ain't the yummy face. That's after the yummy face.

52:18 Matchbox Twenty That's pre-yummy face, or post.

52:19 Adam Yeah, you took one of Drew's triplets and told him to go down on a hooker. They'd be like, no way, unless you put some puddin down there. It would be a good training-

52:29 Caller I don't even want to be here anymore.

52:30 Adam It would be a good training device for you. But a lot of guys, not a lot of guys, but some guys I've met, they just stay in the yummy face and they never get out. It's wine coolers and pixie sticks for the rest of their lives.

52:43 Caller Pina coladas, Adam.

52:44 Matchbox Twenty Pina coladas.

52:44 Caller Adam is 36 years old.

52:45 Matchbox Twenty Yeah, 36. And I didn't start drinking coffee till I was 30.

52:48 Drew Yeah.

52:49 Adam Right.

52:49 Matchbox Twenty Yeah.

52:49 Drew So that's not yummy.

52:50 Adam And when you do drink coffee, tons of cream.

52:53 Drew Chocolate.

52:53 Matchbox Twenty I put chocolate in it. I won't drink it without chocolate.

52:55 Adam And it's tons of sugar.

52:57 Drew It's caramel macchiato.

52:58 Adam It's like melted ice cream.

53:00 Caller I just chew on the beans and therefore I'm here with the beer. Yeah.

53:03 Adam You're nowhere near the yummy. Yeah. To me, I'm trying to think, but when you start getting into some serious raw fish, caviar, that kind of stuff, you're way out of the yummy. Like if you have some brandy, smoke a cigar, and eat some caviar, you're way out of the yummy face.

53:18 Matchbox Twenty I'm not ready for that.

53:18 Adam No. You're in the yummy face.

53:20 Matchbox Twenty I'm 36 and I'm not ready for that.

53:21 Caller You're a girly drink drunk.

53:23 Matchbox Twenty Yeah.

53:23 Adam Andrea? Yeah. You're 17. What's up?

53:27 Caller Okay. Every time I have an orgasm matter, like if it's sex or oral sex, sometimes I cry afterwards.

53:37 Drew How about if you masturbate?

53:38 Caller I don't masturbate at all.

53:40 Caller No, you don't.

53:41 Adam Do you think you would start crying if you did?

53:44 Caller No, probably not. Because like it's really-

53:45 Adam My maid cries when I masturbate, by the way.

53:48 Drew I bet.

53:48 Adam She's had it up to here with my hand.

53:50 Drew Oh, my God.

53:51 Adam It breaks her heart.

53:52 Drew I'm going to cry one of these days. I've heard about it.

53:54 Caller I can't believe she's 17 and she has all these orgasms to compare it to. Yeah.

53:58 Drew That's unusual right there. That's true.

54:00 Caller My boyfriend likes to spoil me with oral sex.

54:03 Drew So why do you think it wouldn't happen with masturbation?

54:06 Caller Excuse me?

54:07 Drew Why do you think that the crying wouldn't occur with masturbation?

54:10 Caller Give it a try now. We'll wait.

54:11 Caller No. I think when I'm with my boyfriend, it's really emotional and by myself, that it wouldn't do anything for me.

54:19 Drew So why is it so intensely emotional? Is there any issues, anything?

54:23 Caller No. I don't know. That's why I'm calling.

54:25 Drew Well, it could be a good thing, right?

54:27 Caller Yeah. Does it bother you just that you cry or is there something else that comes with it?

54:30 Matchbox Twenty She's just wondering.

54:31 Caller I'm not upset. I'm not mad. I'm not angry. It's just like I'll have a really good orgasm and then I'll be like, I think it's beautiful.

54:38 Matchbox Twenty Are you head over heels in love with them? It's a release.

54:40 Caller I'm totally in love.

54:41 Matchbox Twenty Well, there you go, baby. It's a good thing, I think. I mean, you know, maybe one day you'll get a grasp and you'll get bored of them and you'll stop crying. But I think right now you should enjoy it.

54:47 Caller I always, you know, I always, it always seems like, like, if you really intensely hate someone, if you really intensely love someone, the difference between those two emotions is really scarce. Like everything that comes with those emotions, the heatedness, the loss of being able to think straight, like all that is the same and then there's that one little component that makes it different, you know? And so it would be the same way, like this is such an intense emotion that it would cause you to do something like that because it's this release and this unloading.

55:10 Adam How old is your boyfriend?

55:11 Caller He's the same age, but it's like...

55:12 Adam All right, I'm all right with you.

55:14 Caller Hey, you know what? Seventeen and he's spoiling you with oral sex, I say he's on the right track.

55:18 Adam Sounds like a keeper. He's way out of the yummy phase, this cat. All right, Andrea. Thank you. Don't question it, you're fine. Yes?

55:25 Drew Enjoy.

55:26 Adam Enjoy. Catherine.

55:28 Caller Hi.

55:29 Adam Hey, you're fourteen. What's up?

55:31 Caller I have a question for Matchbox Twenty.

55:32 Matchbox Twenty Okay.

55:33 Caller Adam, I love you from Matchbox Twenty.

55:36 Matchbox Twenty You know, this is why I stayed here this long, by the way. It was really close to leaving. I'm having another wine cooler just for you.

55:43 Caller Thank you. I was wondering, Mercedes, you had the twenty with like two zero.

55:48 Caller Yeah. I wanted to spell that twenty.

55:50 Matchbox Twenty Why did you do this to us, man? Everything was getting along just fine.

55:52 Drew Did your seventh-grade English teacher call you on this?

55:55 Caller Yes. Actually, I just want to say it, just because we asked in every interview, and it was made such a big thing.

56:01 Drew The quick version.

56:02 Caller And it really wasn't at all, right? But we didn't change our name. We did it on our record. We spelled it out. We don't care how people write it. It was in Entertainment Weekly that we were the loser of the week, because I made a joke that we were sick of being compared to bands like Blink 182 and Eiffel 65, which I thought was an obvious joke, but sarcasm in print doesn't translate ever. It just came out, and people thought that we were way too precious for our own good. The truth was, we didn't change our name. We just wrote it differently on our record.

56:28 Matchbox Twenty You can call us the VervePipe.

56:30 Caller Yeah, it doesn't matter. You can call us Tonica.

56:31 Matchbox Twenty Whatever you want. It's fine. It was just something that we wanted to have it written out, and we thought it was a cool, fun little idea. It was just kind of, we like to see it, and we had to put out a press release. That's how it works in this business.

56:41 Caller It was in no way supposed to be noteworthy.

56:43 Matchbox Twenty Yeah.

56:43 Caller Okay, cool.

56:44 Caller You guys, thank you so much.

56:45 Matchbox Twenty You're the sweetest.

56:46 Adam Thanks, Catherine.

56:47 Caller You guys are gods.

56:48 Matchbox Twenty You are a goddess.

56:50 Adam Thanks. Take care. All right. Hey, now I was a god reference.

56:54 Matchbox Twenty Are you okay with that whole my reference?

56:56 Adam I was, yeah.

56:57 Matchbox Twenty Okay. Because that made me feel really good. I'm going to have another wine cooler.

57:00 Adam Yeah.

57:01 Matchbox Twenty My third one.

57:02 Adam I got the feeling you'd have one no matter what. This is a 3.2 alcohol by Volium.

57:08 Matchbox Twenty I am so wasted.

57:09 Caller Adam was that guy that would drink the non-alcoholic beer and be like, I'm so wasted. He'd walk around.

57:13 Adam Yeah.

57:14 Matchbox Twenty I never did that. I'll be honest. I'm confessing a lot tonight, guys. I have not drank that stuff.

57:18 Caller And then we go, but there's no alcohol in it. And you go, oh, but no, I feel something.

57:22 Matchbox Twenty I'm having flashbacks from that non-alcoholic beer.

57:25 Adam Then he'd do a line of baking soda and do a little freeze with it and go, man, that is good stuff.

57:28 Matchbox Twenty And smoke some oregano. And smoke some oregano.

57:31 Adam Now, Drew, what is beer by Volium? What is the alcohol on that beer?

57:34 Matchbox Twenty 6.9, 6.9?

57:36 Adam Is it 6-something?

57:37 Matchbox Twenty What do you got?

57:38 Drew It's about twice it, isn't it? 6.4?

57:40 Adam All right. So, Adam, get moving with those wine coolers.

57:43 Matchbox Twenty Dude, I'm telling you, I had three in the car over here.

57:45 Adam I'm buzzed. You got to drink two for every one beer that Rob drinks.

57:48 Matchbox Twenty Dude, I'll be up all night.

57:49 Caller We don't drink anymore, which is a funny thing. I just lost 40 pounds because I stopped being a drunkard and I was drinking a lot. I don't even need to say you look good by the way. I stopped drinking after every show and I stopped having it. And it was a funny thing. It was a conscious decision. We were coming here and the other times we've been here, we always brought the beer.

58:08 Matchbox Twenty It was a ritual for us.

58:09 Caller So we couldn't do it without a little beer.

58:12 Drew Makes me so happy when you guys talk like that.

58:14 Caller We're loaded.

58:15 Adam Game on. We'll see you guys when you're 600 pounds in two years from now.

58:18 Drew We gotta go break.

58:19 Adam All right. That is it. Matchbox Twenty just came in for the first hour. But you know, we'll play another song off the CD anyway. We like you that much. And we do really appreciate you guys coming by. And it's so nice to see, and Drew and I know you'll back me up on these, how nice the guys are, how little success has changed them.

58:36 Drew Yes, absolutely.

58:37 Adam They were eight holes two years ago.

58:40 Drew You knew that was coming.

58:41 Adam Thanks for coming in guys. We do appreciate it and we'll be right back after this. Yep, it is a love line. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there.

59:30 Drew That was Matchbox Twenty.

59:31 Adam And that was Matchbox Twenty. Adam and Rob are just hopping into the big stretch limousine, and boy, I forgot how nice those guys were.

59:39 Drew Yeah, I was just going to say that. You know, it's a pleasure to have guys like that in here.

59:43 Adam Yeah.

59:44 Drew Smart, nice.

59:45 Adam Yeah.

59:45 Drew We just sit back and let it run.

59:47 Adam And off the air, too. Just friendly as hell.

59:50 Drew We didn't get a chance to talk about it with the guys, but Rob was telling me, as I walked in here tonight, I said, oh, the tour must be exhausting. He goes, hey, look, I was doing construction four years ago. This is a dream come true. What are you talking about?

1:00:02 Adam Right.

1:00:02 Drew You know, we don't hear that.

1:00:04 Adam No, certainly not from me.

1:00:07 Drew No, even you. Well, you just talk about how miserable you were. You don't talk about how grateful you are.

1:00:11 Adam Well, here's what my life is. My life has gone from extra miserable to just miserable.

1:00:17 Drew Well, the fact that you have to work is the deal.

1:00:20 Adam Oh, the W award again.

1:00:21 Drew I went to those MTV Movie Awards last night.

1:00:23 Adam Oh, yeah. I was going to ask you about that. Drew went to the MTV Movie Awards, which will air on MTV, I guess, on Thursday, this coming Thursday.

1:00:31 Drew It was good.

1:00:32 Adam I didn't go because I had to work. Oh, work. I had to work during the Man Show yesterday, but how was that?

1:00:40 Drew It was good. We had great seats.

1:00:42 Adam Oh, really?

1:00:42 Drew Yes.

1:00:43 Adam Who'd you blow to get those?

1:00:44 Drew Just got great seats.

1:00:45 Adam From MTV?

1:00:46 Drew Yeah.

1:00:46 Adam Must have been some kind of slip-up.

1:00:47 Drew No, they were great. It was very nice.

1:00:49 Adam Wow. They had you in front where celebrity people were?

1:00:52 Drew Yeah.

1:00:53 Adam Did you walk down the red carpet?

1:00:55 Drew I actually gave the commencement speech at University of California Irvine Medical School.

1:00:59 Adam Me too.

1:01:01 Drew I came actually late and I got in with no trouble. I found a parking place. Amazing. Unbelievable.

1:01:08 Adam This means it's over because-

1:01:11 Drew No, it means we're looking forward to another great year.

1:01:13 Adam It does? All right. To me, it's a bad sign that they're treating you well. Well, think about-

1:01:19 Drew All right. Wasn't that great?

1:01:21 Adam Here's the deal. Usually, we go to these movie awards or any awards put on by MTV, and we sit in the back of the bleachers, and we have trouble getting in, and they tell us not to walk down the red carpet, and we can't get laminates, and we're not allowed backstage. It's really as if we just-

1:01:35 Drew All that happened too. Okay?

1:01:37 Adam Did it?

1:01:37 Drew I'll be honest. Yeah, of course.

1:01:39 Adam Of course.

1:01:39 Drew But we had great seats.

1:01:40 Adam Okay, you had good seats. But you didn't get your laminates or anything, did you? And you couldn't get backstage or anything like that. And did you- MTV's great. They don't give their talent laminates to get backstage, yet I'll see every one of those mother f-ing publicists running back and forth backstage all night. One- next time I go to MTV Awards ceremony, I'm going to charge the backstage area so that I can be tackled by security and dragged out of the place.

1:02:10 Drew This year is particularly poignant because I walk up to the backstage area and the security guards are, Drew, I love your show, come on back. Three barriers worth of security guards until I get to the MTV area, and it's, hey, out of here, you're never gonna have a laminate.

1:02:23 Adam Yeah, you're screwed.

1:02:24 Drew It's very funny.

1:02:25 Adam You know, it's funny, you have the, I think, Loveline is the longest running Strip show.

1:02:33 Drew Longest running failure.

1:02:34 Adam Longest running failure on MTV. It's the longest running day in, day out show, a five day a week show that they've ever had, but yet, you still ain't getting backstage for that.

1:02:44 Drew Look, great seats, it was a nice show.

1:02:45 Adam Yeah, good seats.

1:02:46 Drew I recommend the show, it's a fun show.

1:02:47 Adam Did you go to the party afterward? No. You couldn't get in. Oh, yeah. Well, there wasn't a party for you. No, there was a party for the celebrities. They didn't tell you about that one, did they? Where was it?

1:02:59 Drew It was on the lot at Sony, right down the street here. It was cool.

1:03:03 Adam Yeah.

1:03:03 Drew It was well done.

1:03:04 Adam Yeah, I didn't even bother.

1:03:05 Drew No, really, very fun, very nice show.

1:03:07 Adam All right, you just couldn't go to the party. Kim?

1:03:09 Drew You know what? Hi. Speaking of being over the yummy phase.

1:03:13 Adam You're over the party.

1:03:14 Drew Yeah, I had to get home, wanted to get some dinner and get to bed.

1:03:16 Adam I understand. Kim, you're 21, what's up?

1:03:19 Caller Yeah, I have a question about medication I'm on. All right. I'm on Celexa. It's a new antidepressant. And I was just wondering if that is a bad sign that I can't orgasm anymore.

1:03:33 Drew No, it's not a bad sign. It's a typical sign. Celexa, if you're taking 20 milligrams, is a milder antidepressant and as such has lesser of those side effects. Are you taking 20?

1:03:42 Caller Yeah.

1:03:43 Drew And so the fact that you get that with Celexa means you'll probably get it with all the serotonin reuptake inhibitors, so the Zolofts and the Prozax and et cetera, except maybe serozone. You might talk to a doctor about serozone or wellbutrin, which are slightly different classes. And they don't affect sexual functioning the way the other ones do.

1:04:00 Adam Kelsey.

1:04:00 Caller Yeah.

1:04:01 Adam You're 17. Hey.

1:04:03 Caller Okay. Since I've been shaving my pubic area, me and my boyfriend haven't been having sex as much, and I think it's not pleasing him as much, but he still asks me to shave.

1:04:14 Drew That's bizarre. What makes you think that it's... I'm not following your logic all the way.

1:04:19 Adam Well, because it's retarded logic.

1:04:20 Drew Yeah, it could be...

1:04:21 Adam Why would he keep asking you to shave it if it's something he didn't like?

1:04:24 Caller I don't know. Okay, because we used to have sex all the time, and now we barely do anymore.

1:04:30 Drew How long were you doing that for before it stopped?

1:04:32 Caller Huh? How long was I shaving?

1:04:34 Drew Oh, boy.

1:04:34 Adam Oh, boy. How long... Wait, let me deal with this one, Drew. I handle the hardship cases, the troublemakers.

1:04:42 Caller I can't hear you very well.

1:04:43 Adam Good. All right. How long have you been dating him?

1:04:46 Caller Oh, we've been dating for two years.

1:04:48 Adam And you had sex all the time for the first what period of time?

1:04:53 Caller Oh, just in the past eight months.

1:04:57 Adam All right. I'm going to do the math here and say the first 14 months...

1:05:00 Drew The 12 months, yeah. Or 14.

1:05:02 Adam Or 16, whatever. Now, 14 months you were having sex all the time, right?

1:05:06 Caller No, we weren't.

1:05:06 Adam Or 16 months.

1:05:07 Caller We just have been having sex in the last eight months.

1:05:10 Adam Okay. So you didn't have sex at the beginning of the relationship? Until eight months ago?

1:05:15 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16 Adam Then you had sex all the time?

1:05:18 Caller Well, not all the time, but a lot.

1:05:22 Adam Okay. So he wasn't actually inside of you when you were, let's say, at the ATM?

1:05:28 Drew Math test.

1:05:29 Adam Shopping or during school hours. I see. So not all the time? Not all the time. Okay. Yeah. For instance, like when you guys were driving, he wouldn't be in you? No. Right. Okay. But quite a bit though, right? Not all the time, but a lot?

1:05:44 Yeah, a lot, but no.

1:05:45 Adam Okay. But not all the time?

1:05:47 Not all the time.

1:05:47 Adam Right. Like when you're eating, like let's say Christmas dinner or Thanksgiving or something, he wouldn't be in you at the dinner table? No. No. Okay. Hold on. Let me write this down. Okay. So not all the time, but quite a bit?

1:06:00 Caller Yeah.

1:06:00 Adam Yeah. How many times a week would you say?

1:06:04 Caller Probably about three times a week. Well, in a five-day week, not Saturday and Sunday, yes.

1:06:11 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Would you write that one down, please? Write it down when we... You know how I constantly try to come up with concrete examples about how stupid our callers are, and how confusing they are, and how combative they are?

1:06:28 Drew How many times a week?

1:06:28 Adam I have to ring their goddamn necks like chickens to get any answers out of them at all?

1:06:32 Drew Let's role play. How many times a week, Gavin Sachs?

1:06:35 Adam Well, no, the beginning is, so you're having sex all the time. Not all the time, but a lot. All right, how many times a week? Three times, but that's...

1:06:47 Drew The five day week.

1:06:48 Adam Yes, that's based on a pagan calendar. Now, if we're talking about a Roman calendar, that's something else. Which calendar are you talking about? The Gregorian calendar?

1:06:59 Drew Lunar calendar.

1:07:00 Adam Or the lunar calendar? I think there's also a Mayan calendar. I'd like to tell you how many days a week we're good for on that calendar. All right, so three days on a five day a week calendar.

1:07:10 Drew To quote her, Saturday and Sunday, yes.

1:07:14 Adam Okay, so let's...

1:07:15 Drew Three out of five on Saturday and Sunday, yes.

1:07:17 Adam So are we saying five days a week out of a seven day week?

1:07:20 Caller Yeah.

1:07:21 Adam Okay, all right, so five days a week. And that went on for how long?

1:07:27 Caller For about eight months, well, yeah.

1:07:29 Adam Okay, but eight months is... We're on...

1:07:31 Drew That's today.

1:07:32 Adam That brings us to today, doesn't it?

1:07:34 Caller I mean, like most recently, like in the past three weeks.

1:07:36 Adam Three weeks. And that's when he asked you, when did he ask you to shave your pubic area?

1:07:41 Caller About five months ago, but I didn't do it till recently.

1:07:45 Drew When did you do it?

1:07:46 Caller About a month ago.

1:07:48 Adam I see. And the sex has now slowed down?

1:07:50 Caller Yes.

1:07:51 Drew To what?

1:07:51 Caller Huh?

1:07:53 Adam To how often now?

1:07:54 Drew In the seven day week.

1:07:55 Caller About once a week, if that.

1:07:57 Adam Based on a seven day calendar?

1:08:00 Drew Saturday and Sunday still yes?

1:08:02 Adam No. No. So now it's slowed down. Yet he wants you to continue to shave that area.

1:08:07 Caller Yes.

1:08:07 Adam How old is he?

1:08:08 Caller He's the same age, 17.

1:08:10 Drew We would say there are multiple other possibilities, least of which likely...

1:08:14 Adam Hold on, just to make sure. Are you sure? He wasn't 17 three years ago, right? He's 17 now?

1:08:19 Caller He's 17 now.

1:08:21 Adam Okay. I don't want to do any more math there. I don't know if it has to do with that. Couples do get sort of hypersexual for... That eight months is about right.

1:08:33 Drew It's about right, but usually it's a slow taper.

1:08:35 Adam Yes.

1:08:36 Drew So the rapid fall off like that leads me to believe that he may be checking out a little bit.

1:08:41 Adam Yeah.

1:08:42 Drew And the shaving the pubic hair and all that stuff may be part of him pushing his limits to sort of wring this one out a little bit.

1:08:47 Adam Yeah.

1:08:48 Drew You know what I mean?

1:08:48 Adam Yeah. It's like a car you know you're going to sell so you don't bother changing oil and you throw it in the reverse and you do Brody's in the parking lot when it's raining at night and you go screw it I'm going to have some fun.

1:09:01 Drew I think something like this is going on here.

1:09:02 Adam Hmm. I wonder if guys, you know guys do do that. They go that, they get themselves a girlfriend and they're kind of sensing it's getting to the end and so it's like screw it I'm going to have a good time.

1:09:15 Drew That's the threesomes coming in.

1:09:16 Adam Yeah threesomes, shave this, let me get in the cornhole with this. Let me, I'm going to nail one of your friends and if you find out, you find out. You know what I mean?

1:09:27 Drew It's like. Well some guys are like, oh that'll just give me the reason to go.

1:09:31 Adam Yeah for me, I remember that, I remember being in junior high, getting about the last couple of months of ninth grade thinking oh screw it, screw it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm going to high school, I'm getting a fresh start, I'm going to start telling teachers to f off and showing up late. Just being a general nuisance, why bother? You know what it's like? It's like being in a dream that you know you're in. You go, oh screw it, I'm going to do what I want now.

1:10:00 Drew I'm just dreaming.

1:10:01 Adam I'm not scared anymore. Todd?

1:10:04 Caller Hello?

1:10:04 Adam You're 16, what's up?

1:10:06 Caller Hey. I was making out with a guy, Saturday, and I get like erection.

1:10:14 Adam And you didn't get one?

1:10:15 Drew Normally you do.

1:10:17 Caller Yeah.

1:10:17 Drew And is this something you're, you express yourself sexually to men regularly? It's something you're used to doing?

1:10:24 Caller It's used to doing.

1:10:25 Drew You're used to doing it? Yeah. Okay. And have you had sex with males before?

1:10:29 Caller No. Still virgin.

1:10:30 Drew Okay.

1:10:31 Adam But you're gay, right?

1:10:33 Drew Anything about this guy that was different?

1:10:35 Caller Huh?

1:10:35 Drew Anything about this guy that was different?

1:10:37 Caller No.

1:10:38 Adam Have you had sex with a woman?

1:10:40 Caller Nope.

1:10:41 Adam It's weird being gay in a virgin, isn't it?

1:10:45 Caller Yeah, I guess.

1:10:45 Adam To me, it's like, how can you be gay and be a virgin? It doesn't... It's like being a... To me, it's like being a virgin prostitute. It's like, well, you know what you're going to get into, but for now...

1:10:57 Drew Yeah, but they're not ready.

1:10:59 Adam Hey, I appreciate it, but it just sounds strange. You don't talk to too many gay virgins.

1:11:03 Drew Well, the reason it sounds strange is you really... We have a definition in our society where you're sort of not gay until you have sex with a male, which is sort of silly.

1:11:12 Adam Yeah, well, hey, no corpse, no murder. That's what I say.

1:11:17 Drew Oh, God. All right, Todd, so nothing you can tell us about where you are in your life, are you on medication, where you're doing drugs, are there anything unusual about this circumstance?

1:11:26 Caller It's just every time, like, with my ex, I get a reaction.

1:11:30 Drew I understand.

1:11:31 Adam Your ex-boyfriend? Yeah, well, maybe this guy's a new guy, you're a little nervous, maybe you don't like him that much.

1:11:38 Caller I do feel comfortable around him.

1:11:40 Adam How old is he?

1:11:41 Caller Same age.

1:11:42 Drew Anything else going on, really? Any medication?

1:11:44 Caller No, medication.

1:11:45 Adam All right. How long were you making out for?

1:11:48 Caller I don't know.

1:11:49 Adam Were you just, like, tongue kissing and stuff?

1:11:51 Caller Yeah, I guess.

1:11:53 Adam Yeah, and what, any other stuff?

1:11:56 Caller That's it.

1:11:57 Adam Just kissing? He didn't try to go up your top?

1:12:00 Caller Nope.

1:12:00 Adam No. Didn't try to get second base with you, huh? Yeah, he's not much of an operator, this guy. I would add your shirt off in no time.

1:12:10 Caller Okay.

1:12:11 Adam Oh, yeah. You know, I have very sensitive nipples. I only say that for Drew because it drives him insane.

1:12:18 Drew Too much information.

1:12:19 Adam Yeah. I like a little nipple play, Todd. I'm not ashamed to admit that.

1:12:23 Caller Okay.

1:12:24 Adam I'm sure as a gay man, you can appreciate that.

1:12:26 Caller I guess.

1:12:27 Adam Well, just a little FYI if you're ever in the neighborhood. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

1:12:33 Drew Just that mouthful of hair must be quite a turn on.

1:12:35 Adam Oh, yeah. Good times. Hey, Todd, listen, don't worry about it that much. Don't worry about it? No.

1:12:42 Drew No, I don't think it's everything.

1:12:44 Adam Why are you gay? Your parents were religious? Did someone rape you? What happened?

1:12:50 Caller Molested.

1:12:51 Adam You were molested?

1:12:52 Drew At what age?

1:12:53 Caller Five.

1:12:53 Drew Five.

1:12:54 Adam But there's no connection between that being gay and just-

1:12:56 Caller I don't know.

1:12:57 Adam Another lucky stab.

1:13:00 Drew It may have something to do with why you're ambivalent about your feelings about men. God knows what you pick up on in this new guy that might be something that reminds you or who knows what of that traumatic experience.

1:13:08 Adam You get molested at five, it can kill the junk at 16, no matter whether you're with a guy or with a girl.

1:13:16 Drew Yeah, it affects it.

1:13:17 Adam There's no connection between being molested and being gay. None whatsoever.

1:13:23 Drew It's a lucky stab at that question.

1:13:24 Adam Just one of our hundreds and hundreds of lucky guesses on this show.

1:13:27 Drew I was last week getting criticized in the press a little bit.

1:13:31 Adam Let me say something, Drew. Let me cut you off. It's funny, I make lucky guesses night after night after night on this show with startling regularity. I mean, I'm very consistent in my lucky guesses. Yet, I go the horse track, I lose every bet I place. Why is that? Why am I so lucky in here, Drew?

1:13:51 Drew Why is it that just because we do that, we get criticized for bringing it up?

1:13:56 Adam Who criticizes you?

1:13:58 Drew People in the press, who knows?

1:13:59 Adam They criticize you, really?

1:14:00 Drew I just got some recently, we're doing a shtick that goes against the current literature and it's like, we're not doing anything, we're just asking the questions.

1:14:07 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, listen, all those who criticize can come below me. That's my response to that. Drew, and I don't know why you read it or buy into it or whatever, but all the critics, all the people that don't like the man show, they don't like Loveline or they don't like me, or they don't like Drew can just blow me.

1:14:25 Drew Well, you got.

1:14:26 Adam I could care less.

1:14:27 Drew You got all up.

1:14:28 Adam I don't care.

1:14:28 Drew You got all up about that one guy that called you a Neanderthal.

1:14:31 Adam Tom Shales. Yeah. You see?

1:14:33 Drew Why do you listen to that? Why do you react though?

1:14:35 Adam Not only called me a Neanderthal, he said in the other show I did, he was reviewing-

1:14:43 Drew Man Show.

1:14:43 Adam Man Show, but he said that you just sit there and smugly preen at the camera. That's right. Yeah. He took a shot at you too.

1:14:52 Drew That's right.

1:14:53 Adam Yeah.

1:14:54 Drew I've forgotten that. See, I didn't react to that.

1:14:56 Adam I don't know.

1:14:57 Drew That really, I didn't remember it. But stuff when people with other professionals are taking issue as though-

1:15:02 Adam Well, Tom Shales is a professional, a professional fat homo, but he's a professional. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. David.

1:15:12 Caller Yep.

1:15:13 Adam You're 16. What's up?

1:15:15 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:15:16 Drew Yeah.

1:15:17 Caller I was wondering, I was reading up on the drug, Ecstasy.

1:15:20 Drew Yeah. Did you read that Time Magazine article?

1:15:22 Caller Yeah. I read that and I'm kind of confused. I heard you talk about a lot how it's like really dangerous, but I don't really get how it is dangerous.

1:15:29 Adam That's why he's mad at that article.

1:15:30 Drew That's why I'm mad at that article. I could see how you could read that article and come away very confused because... David, God bless you. I thought the same thing.

1:15:40 Adam Well, he endorses it too, though.

1:15:42 Drew Well, that's fine. Listen, I'm not judging anybody for what they choose to do, but to provide people with information that is confusing or inaccurate is dangerous. That's going to hurt people. My deal is, David, let me try to be as clear about this as possible. First of all, you guys want to do drugs, enjoy. It breaks my heart to see people hurting themselves. What I experience every day in my practice is seeing people who have permanent mood disturbances, really agonizing awful states of affect, that they're stuck with their entire life from LSD and ecstasy, and relatively moderate exposure.

1:16:21 Adam How much ecstasy damage do you see? Drew, please, whatever estimate you give me, I will cut it in half because you exaggerate like a Jewish grandmother.

1:16:30 Drew I didn't give it as accurate as possible.

1:16:31 Adam Please start doing that.

1:16:33 Drew With, I'd say, how many hits, how many exposures?

1:16:37 Adam Well, I mean, are you seeing as an addiction medicine specialist, are you seeing people that are damaged solely from ecstasy, or are you seeing people that did a lot of acid and some ecstasy, and we don't know where the damage has come in?

1:16:56 Drew People that do a lot of acid tend not to do a lot of ecstasy, so I tend to blame that on the acid. I'll see like somebody does 30 hits of acid and 3 hits of ecstasy. I don't even count that.

1:17:05 Adam You'll chalk that up as acid.

1:17:06 Drew If I see somebody on speed who's done ecstasy every weekend for a year, that's ecstasy, and I've seen that regularly. I would say anybody that has had more than 30 exposures to ecstasy is going to have some problems. That would be my estimate, and again, there's not a lot of good science to back that up, and that's why that article was so confusing. They don't really, they sort of call into question whether it's in fact the case when in fact if you talk to anybody that deals with addicts they will tell you it's obvious. It's obvious.

1:17:35 Adam All right. So I can do it 27 more times.

1:17:38 Drew Well, we don't know. Well, let me tell you one...

1:17:40 Adam Let me write that down. Can you put that in a note?

1:17:42 Drew Listen, one large hit of acid will give you a lifetime of trouble. So my guess is also one large hit of ecstasy will do the same thing.

1:17:49 Adam Okay.

1:17:49 Drew I did LSD 50 times in two years.

1:17:52 Adam Wow.

1:17:52 Drew God, that was two years ago. It sounded so alive.

1:17:54 Adam Where were you?

1:17:55 Drew On TV.

1:17:56 Adam Oh, really? What was it?

1:17:57 Drew I was reading a fax on TV.

1:17:58 Adam Oh, our TV show?

1:17:59 Drew Yeah, I sound like interested.

1:18:01 Adam Yeah, you had blood in you.

1:18:02 Wow.

1:18:03 Adam Hey, David.

1:18:03 Yeah.

1:18:04 Adam See you later.

1:18:05 Drew All right. Please be careful, especially at your age. There's lots of evidence that under 18, there's more damage done with all these hallucinogenics.

1:18:11 Adam Amy.

1:18:12 Caller Hey, I just want to say you guys are so smart. You guys are so smart, and Adam, you're cute.

1:18:18 Adam Thank you.

1:18:19 Caller Okay.

1:18:20 Drew I must be just getting too old. You know what I said?

1:18:22 Adam Yeah.

1:18:24 Caller Okay. Well, my question is kind of weird. Okay. I like guys. I like guys and I like chicks, but I imagine myself being with them as a guy. So I would want to be a guy to be with a guy, and be a guy to be with a guy.

1:18:39 Drew Yeah. This happens and I don't understand it. I've dealt with a number of male to female transsexuals who do that operation in order to have lesbian relationships with women.

1:18:51 Adam Yeah. Well, F'd up is F'd up. Don't try to make any sense out of these screwballs. Hey Amy.

1:18:57 Caller Yeah.

1:18:57 Adam Listen, I got news for you. If you're with a guy, you're just going to get cornhole and you could do that now.

1:19:03 Caller Yeah.

1:19:04 Adam I'm just trying to be pragmatic about the whole thing.

1:19:07 Caller But I want to be a guy to be with a guy.

1:19:10 Drew But you want to be with gay man?

1:19:12 Caller Yeah.

1:19:13 Adam Yeah. Well, no duh. She wants to be with a guy as a guy.

1:19:16 Drew But the point I'm trying to make is that she would be unsatisfied pretending she was a male with a heterosexual.

1:19:22 Adam You wouldn't work if you strapped something on?

1:19:24 Caller No. Uh-uh.

1:19:25 Adam I bet a gay guy, if you gave him enough wine coolers, would let you do that to him. Yeah. Yeah. Because gay guys do appreciate women. They just like the penis. They're scared of the vagina. But if you strapped the penis on over the vagina, I think you could do that. What about that? What happened to you? Listen, we're going to commercial. Amy? Yeah. We're going to come back. We're going to find out what happened to you, all right? Was it something good?

1:19:52 Drew Yeah.

1:19:53 Adam Yeah. All right. Maybe a little gambling going on.

1:19:56 Drew I don't got it. So if you want to beat me off on this, beat my pants off on this one.

1:20:02 Adam That was a good save there. I beat you off and then now the pants are coming off. Good save. All right. Drew, seriously, have yourself a cup of coffee. We're going to come back and we're going to do some gambling on Amy. There's got to be something up here. All right. We'll get to that after this. Yep, it is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Matchbox Twenty was in here in the first hour. They took off because they had to do something very early tomorrow morning. And we're going to get back with Amy. Yeah, Amy, we're going to gamble on.

1:21:20 Drew Right.

1:21:20 Adam Amy is 16.

1:21:21 Drew Amy?

1:21:22 Caller Yeah.

1:21:22 Adam Amy, you want to, you have fantasies about, or even maybe a little more than fantasies about becoming a man so that you can have sex with a man.

1:21:32 Caller Yeah.

1:21:33 Adam And are you seriously considering becoming a man?

1:21:38 Caller Yeah. I mean, obviously I can't do it right now because I'm 16, but seriously, yeah, basically.

1:21:43 Adam All right. Maybe a couple of years.

1:21:45 Caller Yeah.

1:21:45 Adam 18th birthday. Some people get a car, you may get a penis. Thanks. Hold on a second.

1:21:52 Caller Thank you.

1:21:53 Adam Yeah, it's important for me to let people know when I'm making a joke. Because otherwise between Drew and the Collars and the rest of the Loveline crew, there's going to be no tip. Nobody would know. All right. You ready to do some gambling here, Drew?

1:22:07 Drew Yeah, but I'm going to go purely on instinct. I got nothing really. You go first.

1:22:12 Adam Well, what do you do normally? Open a dossier?

1:22:14 Drew No, but I have a sense of it at least. Now I'm just letting whatever comes in my mind.

1:22:18 Adam Now my money's out in the car. I swear I'll go get the buck. She wants to be a man. Something had to go on. Did your mom do something weird? Like maybe your mom had a pass at her or something. Sexual abuse.

1:22:39 Drew By mom?

1:22:41 Adam Jeez, that's such a horrendous long shot.

1:22:45 Matchbox Twenty She wants to be with the man.

1:22:47 Adam She wants to be a man. What makes someone want to be a man and then be with a man?

1:22:52 Drew Alright, alright, I got something.

1:22:54 Adam I'm going, I'm going whacked out mom. Alright. Whacked out mom. Not a dad whacked out. Whacked out mom. You know, most of the stuff we always chalk it up to the dad side, I'm going mom side on this one. Maybe even grandma or something.

1:23:09 Drew Okay. Was she like abusive or something?

1:23:11 Adam Whacked out mom.

1:23:12 Drew Yeah, just so crazy she wasn't available.

1:23:15 Adam Yeah, yeah. Crazy mom.

1:23:16 Drew Okay.

1:23:17 Adam All right. Drug addict, possibly.

1:23:18 Drew I want to go with, oh, it's awful. I have no basis to say these things.

1:23:25 Adam Well, spit it out, brother.

1:23:27 Drew The dad was really unavailable. Like maybe he was gay himself. But then I'm seeing like something happened to him, like something violent happened to him or something.

1:23:40 Adam Yeah, okay. Gay dad bought it on his moped.

1:23:44 Drew Yeah, something happened.

1:23:45 Adam All right, hold on. Amy?

1:23:47 Caller Yeah?

1:23:48 Adam Okay. What's up with the family?

1:23:50 Caller Okay, you guys were both wrong on your gambling.

1:23:54 Adam Well, my instinct to gamble was good. I just, we couldn't get a clear beat on you.

1:24:00 Caller Okay, my mother's great. My mother's a great person. The only thing that's wrong is she married a loser. My mother is verbally abusive and, you know, mentally abusive.

1:24:11 Drew This is your stepdad.

1:24:12 Caller No, he's my real dad.

1:24:14 Adam Your real dad?

1:24:15 Caller Yeah.

1:24:16 Adam And how, he's, your mother and he are still together?

1:24:20 Caller Yeah.

1:24:21 Drew What do you mean by loser?

1:24:22 Caller He just, he hasn't had a job. He doesn't, he doesn't work. He, he takes her money basically. He keeps it for himself. He's, he's mean to everyone.

1:24:31 Adam What's your mom do? Is she a nurse?

1:24:33 Caller Yeah.

1:24:33 Adam Ooh, I'm getting a buck back. Yeah. Calls the nurse. Felt the nurse vibe coming out of mom. Ever, and hold on a second. You know all nurses are nuts. I mean, Drew, you know, you work in a doctor's world. You know.

1:24:49 Drew Not all. Shut up.

1:24:50 Adam Most nurses.

1:24:51 Drew But there's that co-dependency thing there.

1:24:53 Adam The huge black male nurses aren't nuts, but every other one of them are nuts, right? You know the movie nurse?

1:25:00 Drew The co-dependency thing.

1:25:01 Adam Ooh, yeah.

1:25:03 Drew But again, what's the matter, Anderson?

1:25:04 Matchbox Twenty My mom's a nurse, and she's completely sane and great.

1:25:07 Adam I know, but look at Anderson's hair. Come on, she must have dropped the ball somewhere. Amy?

1:25:13 Caller Yeah.

1:25:14 Adam All right. Is your mom a huge black man?

1:25:18 Caller No.

1:25:19 Adam No, I was asking Anderson.

1:25:20 Caller Small white woman.

1:25:21 Adam Oh, man. I'm wrong again. So your mom's a nurse, and your dad's just a no-count loser. Basically. And what does he do? Is he verbally abuses you?

1:25:31 Drew Yeah. There's something more about him, though. That's not enough.

1:25:35 Adam Physical abuse?

1:25:36 Drew No, no. I mean, something about him specifically that makes him unreachable to her, undisconnected.

1:25:44 Adam What are his hobbies? Decoupage?

1:25:49 Caller What? Nothing, really.

1:25:51 Adam No hobbies?

1:25:52 Caller Basically, no.

1:25:53 Drew Not drinking and doing drugs?

1:25:55 Caller No.

1:25:55 Adam Does he like sports?

1:25:57 Caller I don't think so.

1:25:58 Adam No. Yeah. What kind of cars your dad drive?

1:26:04 Caller Some kind of truck.

1:26:05 Adam Truck?

1:26:06 Caller Yeah.

1:26:07 Adam They make truck convertibles? Some kind of truck. What does he do?

1:26:13 Caller Sits around the house.

1:26:14 Adam Yeah. But what would he say he did for a job?

1:26:19 Caller Mechanic, I guess.

1:26:20 Adam No. All right, Amy. We're perplexed. We ever molested?

1:26:28 Caller Yeah.

1:26:28 Adam Okay. Who did that?

1:26:30 Caller I really don't know because it's just kind of like a flashback. It's just kind of bits and pieces and I never really told anyone. I'm pretty sure it happened between maybe four or five.

1:26:40 Adam I should have went with molestation. I'm an idiot.

1:26:43 Drew Well, you got the dollar for the nurse thing.

1:26:44 Adam Yeah. I did call the mom's profession. All right. Hey, listen, Amy.

1:26:48 Caller Yeah.

1:26:49 Adam I know a lot of people do this and your mom's a saint, and your dad's Satan. But you think about your mom. She married this guy. She brought him home and she lets him do what he does.

1:27:06 Caller Yeah.

1:27:07 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:27:08 Caller Yeah.

1:27:08 Adam As much as you love her and hate him, and he deserves to be hated, but she deserves some responsibility as well. You should be a little more realistic about that.

1:27:19 Caller Yeah.

1:27:19 Caller All right.

1:27:20 Adam Now, get yourself some counseling and all that stuff, because you were molested and all bets are off and who the hell knows. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:27:28 Caller Yeah.

1:27:28 Adam All right. Don't act out on anything yet.

1:27:30 Caller Yeah.

1:27:31 Adam Definitely don't get pregnant, please.

1:27:33 Caller Okay.

1:27:34 Adam All right. Take care of yourself, would you?

1:27:35 Caller Okay.

1:27:36 Caller You guys too. Thank you.

1:27:37 Adam Thanks.

1:27:37 Drew All right, Amy. Good luck.

1:27:38 Adam Well then, Amy, now there's a 16-year-old, sounds like 34-year-old nurse from the Korean conflict. You know what I mean?

1:27:49 Drew Yeah.

1:27:49 Adam She's working in a mash unit. She's seen it all, heard it all, done it all. You know what I mean? Yeah, she's 16, everybody. It's horrible parents. I know dad's a piece of work because mom's a nurse, but not gay.

1:28:03 Drew No, he's not.

1:28:03 Adam No, he's not gay. Drives a truck and he's a mechanic.

1:28:08 Drew You notice how you couldn't get a clear image of who he was? Right. What's your dad do? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Right. Who is he? I don't know. And that's sort of what I was going at with her.

1:28:19 Adam All right. Well, I'll get my buck back. And Drew, what did you have, dad? Yeah, that was a push. Daisy? Yeah? Wait a minute. I'll get your buck for guessing the nurse. Thank you. Daisy, you're 14. What's up?

1:28:32 Caller Well, me and my cousin, we found out this way to make yourself faint and I was wondering if it was dangerous.

1:28:38 Drew Were you taking a deep breath?

1:28:40 Adam Yeah. Hold on. Let me recall something for one second. I said mom crazy.

1:28:44 Drew Yeah, you did.

1:28:45 Adam I guarantee, nurse and mom, I guarantee I could get to the bottom of mom and find out that she was a little bit crazy.

1:28:51 Drew Oh, yeah. That's the other reason for the dog you got.

1:28:53 Adam Daisy? Yeah. Were you at asphyxiate yourself?

1:28:57 Caller Yeah.

1:28:58 Adam Yeah. How do you do that?

1:29:00 Caller Well, you just choke yourself, take a deep breath and you faint.

1:29:04 Drew That's because the blood supply has been cut off to your brain. They can go from passing out to stroke very easily. Okay? Don't do that.

1:29:12 Adam In your body, Daisy, your brain is your second most important organ. Do you understand that? You wouldn't want to cut the blood supply off to your second most important organ, would you?

1:29:27 Caller No.

1:29:28 Adam No. Okay. All right.

1:29:30 Caller I have another question, too.

1:29:31 Adam Oh, boy.

1:29:32 Caller Yeah.

1:29:33 Caller I was wondering if birth control pills can help ease breast pain, because I read it in the article.

1:29:40 Adam Do you have breast pain?

1:29:41 Caller Yeah.

1:29:42 Adam Why?

1:29:43 Caller I don't know.

1:29:44 Adam How big are they?

1:29:46 Caller A B.

1:29:47 Adam Oh, all right. I got to go.

1:29:48 Drew Wait, wait, wait.

1:29:49 Adam What?

1:29:49 Drew Is it around the time of your period?

1:29:51 Caller No. It just happens whenever. I went to the doctor and I had ultrasound done, and they said everything was all right.

1:29:58 Drew Do you have cysts? No. Well, did they tell you to cut out caffeine and chocolate, that sort of thing? Yeah. Have you done that?

1:30:05 Caller Yep.

1:30:06 Drew Well, the pill might help with that. It might make it worse too, though. So.

1:30:10 Adam Yeah. It's funny. You never drank coffee when you were 15, did you?

1:30:15 Drew No. That started in medical school for me.

1:30:18 Adam Yeah.

1:30:19 Drew I started learning about health. That's when I started drinking coffee.

1:30:21 Adam That's right. The more you know. Well, listen, they do all these studies, and they end up finding out that coffee is not bad for you, and neither is the booze, and it turns out everything that they thought was bad is good. So I say enjoy. Good times. Jude.

1:30:38 Caller Jude.

1:30:40 Drew There she is.

1:30:41 Adam Jude, you're 18. What's up?

1:30:43 Caller Yeah. Falling asleep.

1:30:45 Adam Okay.

1:30:45 Caller Hold on.

1:30:46 Adam Let's hop to the next call. Then Scott.

1:30:49 Hello.

1:30:50 Adam You're 19.

1:30:51 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:30:52 Adam Jude was on hold for 15 minutes. We got a lot of people that are on hold for an hour and a half on this show. She has to announce she's falling asleep.

1:30:59 Caller Okay. My problem is basically my penis, my brain are playing a game of backgammon.

1:31:05 Adam I see.

1:31:07 Caller I get disgusted by sex when I'm not. I have a 30-year-old girlfriend.

1:31:13 Adam Yeah.

1:31:13 Caller When I'm with her, I can have sex just fine with her, but then I'm away and I just start thinking it disgusts me. I can't put my finger on it.

1:31:22 Adam That it disgusts you that she's 30 or disgusts you that you had sex with her?

1:31:27 Caller It disgusts me that just sex in general with her, I guess.

1:31:31 Drew Just with her?

1:31:32 Caller She doesn't disgust me. It's just afterwards I think about it.

1:31:36 Caller Yeah. I don't know.

1:31:38 Caller It just bugs me. I don't know if I feel guilty.

1:31:41 Adam What if she was 19? Would you have the same feelings?

1:31:44 Caller I don't know.

1:31:45 Drew Have you ever had sex with anybody else?

1:31:47 Caller Yes, I have once.

1:31:48 Drew How old was that person?

1:31:50 Caller She was 17 and I was 18.

1:31:52 Drew That did not disgust you?

1:31:55 Caller No, it didn't.

1:31:55 Drew Even when you think about it now?

1:31:59 Caller No, it doesn't.

1:31:59 Adam Well, I'm sure she's disgusted, though, as many of my exes are. Hey, Scott, are you religious?

1:32:08 Caller No. I believe in God, but I'm not religious.

1:32:11 Drew This has something to do with the relationship.

1:32:14 Adam Sometimes you feel dirty, you feel disgusted because people told you not to have sex before you get married, and then you have sex.

1:32:20 Drew Let's look at why he's dating somebody so much older than himself. How did he get into this relationship?

1:32:24 Caller Well, I met her at work. Yeah. It just kind of happened.

1:32:29 Drew There we go. Wait a minute.

1:32:31 Adam Is she newly divorced?

1:32:33 Caller Actually, she was an alcoholic. She goes to alcoholics anonymous.

1:32:39 Drew Yeah, just sort of happening.

1:32:40 Adam Is she divorced?

1:32:42 Caller Yes, she is.

1:32:43 Drew Yeah.

1:32:44 Caller Okay. One kid.

1:32:46 Adam How long ago was she divorced?

1:32:48 Caller She was married for seven years, and I think she's been divorced for about a year now. Okay.

1:32:53 Adam All right. Hold on. I want to punch this, Scott. Is she newly divorced? She's an alcoholic.

1:32:59 Drew In the program.

1:33:00 Adam Is she in the program? Uh-huh. Is she newly divorced? She's got a kid, and-

1:33:09 Drew Married seven years.

1:33:10 Adam She's married for seven years. What is it with our callers? What is it with them? Because this goes beyond stupidity. It's a, like I said, ego-tard. It's a retard meets huge ego, or something. What is that? How come you can't just answer a goddamn question?

1:33:28 Drew How about, how about we develop another new term, like grandia-tardado.

1:33:33 Adam Yeah, that rolls off the tongue.

1:33:35 Drew Grandia-tard, grand-tard.

1:33:37 Adam Yeah, that does it. Egotard works nicely. And how do these people get through customs, by the way? How do our callers get through customs? You know, when they ask them if they have anything to declare or if they're bringing any fruit or produce across the border, how do they do that?

1:33:53 Drew They just either say yes or no. I have to tell them.

1:33:55 Adam No, I assume they're going to be arrested immediately.

1:33:59 Caller Hey, guys.

1:34:00 Adam Yeah.

1:34:00 Caller One more question. Yes. It's regarding ecstasy kind of, and about two years ago, I was in an accident. A rock hit my neck and it formed an aneurysm.

1:34:10 Drew Oh my God.

1:34:11 Caller I have an intravascular stent put in it.

1:34:13 Drew Wow.

1:34:14 Caller I was wondering if ecstasy can bring on any kind of stroke or transient ischemic attack.

1:34:20 Drew No, not that I'm aware of, but cocaine could.

1:34:23 Adam Oh, if I had a dime for every time that question was asked on the show.

1:34:27 Drew It's amazing that you're okay with all that.

1:34:29 Adam Yeah. What happened? You were motorcycle riding or something?

1:34:32 Caller Actually, I was at the river with my ex-girlfriend.

1:34:34 Adam At the river.

1:34:35 Caller She threw a rock into the river and I came around the corner and it hit my neck. About an hour later, I started losing feeling in my right side, the right side of my body.

1:34:44 Drew Oh my God.

1:34:44 Caller It found out that the carotid artery was dissected and I went in there.

1:34:48 Drew Wow.

1:34:49 Caller It had healed. They put me on Coumadin. It had healed and then it turned into an aneurysm. They had to put a scent in.

1:34:55 Drew You are so lucky.

1:34:57 Adam Because that's like slit in your throat. I mean that artery, right?

1:35:01 Drew It's basically a tear in the left side. He got it in the left because the right side of the body went out. It tears and goes right up into the brain and just occludes the main arteries into the brain.

1:35:11 Adam Well, but he had an aneurysm.

1:35:13 Drew The aneurysm formed later. He had a tear. He had a dissection.

1:35:15 Adam Oh, okay. So he didn't die. But the aneurysm was with the bubble forming in there.

1:35:19 Drew Yeah, like a tire blowout.

1:35:20 Adam Now the stent, that's a little drain, right?

1:35:24 Drew No, it's like a plastic tube you put in there. Just put another thing in.

1:35:28 Adam Oh, and just like bypass it?

1:35:29 Drew You just slip it in where there should be a movement.

1:35:33 Adam Where there should be an artery, there's now plastic.

1:35:35 Drew Yeah, basically, basically.

1:35:37 Adam All right, hey, good times.

1:35:39 Drew Well, we didn't answer his question yet.

1:35:40 Adam I don't know what his question is.

1:35:41 Drew Let me get a little bit in with him a little more.

1:35:43 Adam Do it during the commercial. I mean during the commercial. You're gonna go talk to him during the commercial? All right, good times. We'll be back. Yep, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Let's get back on the phone, see what kind of damage we can do. Al?

1:36:36 Yeah, hey.

1:36:36 Adam You're 18, what's up?

1:36:37 Caller All right, I had unprotected sex with a girl, and then five days later, I was tested for STDs, and when I got the results, I was positive for chlamydia.

1:36:46 Drew Why were you tested?

1:36:48 Caller Just because I got really paranoid about it.

1:36:49 Drew You weren't having any symptoms?

1:36:51 Caller No, I wasn't. And then I just really paranoid, I was like, okay, I have to get tested, because unprotected sex isn't one of those things that I try not to do it.

1:36:59 Drew Right.

1:37:00 Caller But so I was positive for chlamydia, and I did some reading on it, and I guess the incubation period, they say it's seven days.

1:37:08 Drew It's going to be quicker than that even, but that's okay.

1:37:10 Caller Okay, so pretty much what I want to know is like, I got it from this girl or was it something that I had before?

1:37:16 Drew Wow. If you don't have symptoms, when was the last time you had sex prior to that?

1:37:23 Adam Let's see, that was a Tuesday.

1:37:26 Drew Maybe a few months.

1:37:27 Adam Thursday, four years.

1:37:28 Drew A few months. Men can harbor chlamydia without having symptoms, though it's kind of unusual.

1:37:34 Adam What are the chlamydia symptoms for a man?

1:37:37 Drew Discharge, burning with urination.

1:37:39 Adam Yeah. Didn't have any of that.

1:37:40 Drew The usual stuff.

1:37:40 Adam They have bad times.

1:37:41 Drew Bad times. I would, you know what, you're never going to know. It's whatever it is you get treatment. Did you take the Zithromax or what did you take?

1:37:49 Caller I took like the one-shot deal.

1:37:51 Drew Yeah, it's a Zithromycin, a powder. Where do they give you pills? It was at pills.

1:37:56 Caller It was like four pills in a row that you would.

1:37:59 Adam Yeah, that's not the powder. Powder, you have a shake in the morning, shake in the afternoon, and a sensible meal.

1:38:04 Drew No, it's all at once.

1:38:05 Adam I see.

1:38:05 Drew And a sensible meal.

1:38:06 Adam All right, Al. All right, thank you. I wasn't really listening. There we go.

1:38:09 Drew Yeah, I was waiting for more calls here.

1:38:11 Adam Yeah. John.

1:38:13 Caller Yeah.

1:38:13 Adam You're 14.

1:38:14 Caller Yeah.

1:38:15 Caller I heard some friends talking about that weed stunts your growth. I was wondering if that was true.

1:38:19 Drew Yeah. I saw some data on this that suggests that is the case, that smoking pot before the age of 17 can be associated with small stature.

1:38:30 Adam Are you small?

1:38:31 Caller Not really. Kind of mid-

1:38:34 Drew I don't know. I've seen that. That kind of thing circulates around about cigarettes too once in a while.

1:38:38 Adam Yeah. Here's the reality. None of this stuff will do it if it's ordained. Or preordained.

1:38:46 Drew If you're going to be short anyway.

1:38:47 Adam Yeah.

1:38:49 Drew If it raises estrogen levels, testosterone is suppressed, it makes sense you may not develop fully, doesn't it?

1:38:53 Adam Listen, it's not going to help. But if you are short, it's not going to be because of this. That's how life works. There's nothing like a genetic hand.

1:39:04 Drew At the MTV Movie Awards last night, I saw the mini me guy.

1:39:07 Adam Yeah.

1:39:07 Drew Have you ever met him?

1:39:08 Adam Yeah, I have.

1:39:09 Drew I mean, he is like this. He is so tiny.

1:39:12 Adam Yeah. Makes more money than you do.

1:39:14 Drew He was shaking hands with, who's that girl from that movie with the bugs that you liked, Denise Richardson?

1:39:18 Adam Oh, yeah. Denise Richards?

1:39:20 Drew Richards, yeah. Oh, it's very funny.

1:39:22 Adam Yeah, Starship Troopers.

1:39:22 Drew You look great. Starship Troopers.

1:39:25 Adam Yeah, she's looking right up her skirt. Absolutely. Think about that. Think about being that mini me guy. You go to these MTV shows and all the chicks are wearing stiletto heels and mini skirts. It's just some kind of prune fest.

1:39:40 Drew I mean, he is tiny. It's amazing.

1:39:44 Adam What do you expect? A guy about 5'5, 5'6?

1:39:47 Drew I expect two, three feet.

1:39:50 Adam You knew he was mini.

1:39:51 Drew Yeah, he's mini.

1:39:52 Adam Yeah, that's where he got the name mini me.

1:39:54 Caller Time to play the song.

1:39:55 Adam That's what we're going to do. We're going to play ourselves a song from Matchbox Twenty because we promised them we would. It was their last request before they stumbled out of here loaded on wine coolers. This is for Rob and Adam for being such great guys coming in and hanging out tonight. This song is from Mad Season by Matchbox Twenty and it's called Angry.

1:43:51 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:44:29 Drew Well again, another Loveline brought to a close. Want to thank Matchbox Twenty for coming in here. These guys are really substantial, great guys, and all their fans, they're worth every bit of your enthusiasm and support. Enjoy seeing them, I hope it won't be another two years before the next time we see them in here. Of course, the higher their success, the lower the probability that we'll see them in Loveline. No, actually, people have been pretty good to us these years about coming back and visiting, and Matchbox Twenty is one of the guys we've sort of been in contact with since the beginning. It's great to see them doing well. Again, I'm Dr. Drew. This has been Loveline, and let's see who's coming up here. We've got Perfect Circle tomorrow, Amy Mann after that. Couple good shows coming up, so please tune in. Until then, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo.

1:45:15 Adam You know, I have very sensitive nipples. Well now.

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