Episode 1000754887151

0:57 Get it, content, content, content.

1:00 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-4-4-5-5, Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight we have a couple of gold medalists, which I don't think we've had on this show, at least since I've been here. Do they have anything under bronze? Because that would be what our normal guest would be on this show. Dain Blanton and Eric Fonoimoana.

1:40 Guest You got it.

1:40 Adam Yeah. Enjoy it because I'll screw it up as the night wears on. These guys won the gold in Sydney in the beach volleyball two-manor. And you guys, if anyone watched the Olympics or even has a newspaper, I'm sure they know what I'm talking about. And I watched this and it was a pretty big upset, wasn't it?

2:00 Guest Yeah, it was a huge upset. The Brazilians had kind of dominated the last two, three years on the world circuit. And the team we actually ended up playing in the finals, we had never beat. But we brought out one of our best games ever and took home the gold.

2:15 Adam Had you played them more than once?

2:18 Guest Yeah.

2:18 Adam I mean, do you see them on the international circuit?

2:21 Guest They do fairly well. No, we probably played them four times and they beat us four times.

2:26 Adam Oh, really?

2:26 Guest It's just a matter of... But when we did play them, they didn't kill us. It was more like we played a 15, win by two, and they beat us 15-12 probably three times, maybe lost 15-13 another time.

2:39 Adam Did beach volleyball originate in the United States?

2:43 Guest I think it did. I think on the beaches of Southern California was where it was first played. But nowadays, it's worldwide and every other country has caught up to us, and it's very competitive now.

2:56 Adam It seems, and by the way, can't we do that with soccer?

2:59 Guest You want us to catch up?

3:00 Adam You know what I mean? Every time I say to somebody, we have the best athletes in the world, why aren't we winning in soccer? And people go, oh, they've been playing for years over there, and we've only been playing for 30. And I go, okay, but that seems like enough. And they go, no, no, it's got to take a couple hundred years before we can get up to that point. But beach volleyball is something that wasn't played internationally very much except for the last what? How many years do you think? I mean, they've caught up pretty fast.

3:25 Guest Yeah, probably the past 20 years, but it's a different game than we play here on the States. There's different rules, and Dain and I just abide by them. But as far as soccer goes, I think our best athletes go into baseball and the big money, you know, basketball and football.

3:44 Adam That's what Drew says when I complain to him about this. But then I always think about it. That's why we always complain about foreign drivers here. You know what I mean? We've been driving for years. Our grandparents drove. You know what I mean? These guys came over from somewhere in China. Their grandparents drove rickshaws. And of course, we can't expect just a first or second generation motorist to keep up.

4:06 Drew Quite an enlightened view of the world.

4:08 Adam No, I think about this when I drive. I shouldn't be angry at my brother because the reason this guy is a horrible driver is the reason we get our ass kicked in soccer.

4:17 Guest Right.

4:19 Adam But not in volleyball. These foreigners catch up fast, but thank God we brought home the gold. And what are the beach... Since when has beach volleyball been an Olympic sport? It's very new, isn't it?

4:34 Guest Yeah, the first time was in 1996, and this is the second time around. Me and Eric didn't play in 96. It was our first Olympics as well, but it was put in right away as a gold medal sport in 1996.

4:47 Adam And so it was a trial sport? Oh, you're saying it went in immediately. It wasn't a trial sport. And how do they figure out what's gonna be a trial sport? I thought all of them had to be a trial sport for one Olympic season. They just decided to muster this one right in?

5:03 Guest Yeah, the guy that runs the FIVB is pretty powerful. And he pushed hard and got it in. I think he's pretty tight with IOC. So we were real fortunate in that aspect to get in right away and not have a trial period. We were right in there.

5:17 Adam And you guys were, I mean, kind of the dark horses of this volleyball, Olympic volleyball season, right? I mean, you guys weren't supposed to even medal, were you?

5:29 Guest Well, I think, Dan, I believe we can medal.

5:31 Adam Well, who cares what you are? You guys, of course, you always think that, or you might make the trip. But I mean, no one else, not even your immediate family, right?

5:39 Guest No, I think we had an opportunity and we made the best of it. And, you know, just believed in ourselves. And I think that's probably the most important thing.

5:47 Adam I'll tell you, there's, you know, the worst part I could imagine would be going in as a heavy favorite and not coming home with anything. I mean, you're the dream team basketball team. You beat a country by eight points and people are pissed off. You know what I'm saying? But this has got to be the sweetest.

6:03 Guest Yeah, it was sweet. Like you said, we went in and we didn't have a lot of media pressure. People weren't putting a lot of pressure on us to do well. Like you're talking about the dream team. If they do anything other than first, they failed their task. And a lot of people are disappointed.

6:17 Adam Even first isn't good enough if it's not by big enough margin.

6:21 Guest Right, right. And the Brazilians had that type of pressure. Everybody had favored them to win. So they had a lot of pressure on them. So we didn't, other than the pressure that we put on ourselves, which was pretty big, but...

6:33 Adam You guys have a lot of endorsement deals and that kind of stuff. I mean, you're both good looking guys and you're young. And I imagine there's Madison Avenues come calling. Am I right?

6:44 Guest Yeah, things are happening. And hopefully bigger things will happen. But I'm in between sponsorship deals. We're both sponsored by Oakley. But yeah, things definitely change when you win a gold medal.

6:58 Adam What's, have you had any bizarre, you know, you know what I like? I like when companies that have nothing to do with beach volleyball or whatever the sport is try to get the endorsement of the guy. You know, it's like, and they make that awkward transition where they go, you know, after years on the PGA circuit, I can appreciate a good wood burning log, a good man made. And that's why I choose DuraFlame logs. So, DuraFlame, Hole in One with me. You know what I'm talking about? You got anything weird, any, any products?

7:32 Guest Not as of yet. I mean, we really, we'd hope to do something like DuraFlame.

7:35 Drew They're wanting something weird, you see?

7:36 Guest Yeah, why not?

7:37 Adam Well, you guys, you must have immediately got, did you have managers and agents and people approaching you?

7:43 Guest Like we both have managers and agents right now. So now we're going after companies and companies, instead of closing their door, they're actually opening them and opening them wide.

7:54 Adam Is there a sort of thing where you have to sort of strike while the iron is hot?

7:59 Guest I think so. I think you have to capitalize on it.

8:01 Drew Take away 15 years Adam, it's all right.

8:03 Guest Oh, shut up.

8:04 Adam Shut Drew's mic. I'm trying to conduct an interview here, Drew.

8:08 Guest Yeah, I think it's hot and you need to ride the wave, but the unique thing about the Olympics is it comes only every four years. So for the next four years, we're sure to be the top team on the last Olympics, right?

8:21 Adam Right. And do you want to do the, what is it, 2004 Olympics? Well, they could do the winter. Who knows? Do you want to do it or is it too early to think about it?

8:35 Guest It's never like too early to get into 2004, but we're going to enjoy our 2000 win in four years, we're, I'm sure we'll be better veterans than we are now and better at the game of volleyball and probably a lot smarter, so sure, we'd love to go for it again.

8:52 Adam Did you guys have girlfriends before you went to Sydney? Because I know you don't now. I mean, talk about, I mean, this is, this has to be one of the biggest trim sports there is, this beach ball. If you think about it, do you know what I mean? As far as, this is the physique that women are looking for. We always yell this.

9:10 Drew The tennis was in the 70s.

9:11 Adam We yell this at guys all the time who say, I'm 5'9, and I'm lifting a lot of weights, and I'm 2'35, and I want to get up to 2'50, and I always tell them that chicks don't want that. They want long and lean, but you guys playing your underpants, so it's like, I mean, imagine a sport in terms of, it's like an advertisement for single men. There you are, you're wearing a pair of trunks, you're all greased up, you got some cool sunglasses on, and you're diving in the sand. I mean, women are going through panties watching this. I mean, what other sport, what other sport, you're playing out in the sun, you're all greased up and your shirt's off. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

9:51 Guest It's definitely a sex appeal sport, but I have a fiancee and we're getting married soon. Oh, okay. So, yeah, that's a good thing.

10:02 Adam She's listening, I see. And Dain, what about you? You're playing the field, right? You're not stupid.

10:11 Guest I am single right now. Okay. But I'm no fiancee and I'm not ready to get married yet. Eric's got a few years on me. I figure I'll be there when I'm his age.

10:23 Adam Now, when you go out clubbing, do you bring the gold medal? I mean, I know you bring it with you, but do you wear it outside of the jacket or do you tuck it in the shirt and let it sort of fall out halfway into the jade?

10:36 Guest I think I should let you borrow it for a night.

10:38 Adam Oh my God, drop it right down my pants. Listen, I got a surprise for you. Just look down there. Come on, come on. All right. Eric had brought the gold medal. Is that true?

10:50 Guest Yeah, I did. Want to check it out?

10:51 Adam Yeah, this is the closest I'm ever going to get to this.

10:54 Guest Dane brought his, but...

10:56 Adam Dane, I saw Dane out in the parking lot getting it off the hood of his car, so he was able to bring it in.

11:02 Wow.

11:06 Adam You know how many fillings this is, Drew? This is amazing.

11:09 Drew Yeah, 40,000.

11:10 Adam My gosh. Is this gold? I mean, I know it sounds stupid. Is this...

11:14 Guest Yeah, I don't know what the content is. I know it's not pure gold.

11:17 Adam Well, let's find out. Drew, you got a ballpoint pen? Let's see if we can get into this thing.

11:21 Guest It's probably gold-plated is what it is. Maybe like 10%, I want to say.

11:25 Adam See, I didn't know they put the sport on it. I never even thought about that.

11:28 Guest Or the name.

11:29 Adam Did you know that?

11:30 No, I didn't know that either.

11:31 Adam I've never seen one of these before. So when do you get this? How long... The one they present to you up on the metal stand.

11:38 Guest Yeah, that's it.

11:38 Guest Same one.

11:39 Guest That's it.

11:39 Drew Got your name on it already?

11:40 Guest Took it right after and got it engraved. They do engraving right after for your name, but everything else is all finished.

11:46 Adam So they have the Beach Volleyball Men thing, and what about the... I'm going to keep this. What about the gold medal itself? Does this look the same as every other gold medal? They're all the same.

12:00 Guest They just have the different event on the back, and if you want to put your name on the back also, you can engrave it as you were there, though.

12:08 Guest Every Olympics, the front of the gold has that goddess on the front. I'm not sure what her name is, but that's how the front of all the gold medals are. They definitely change them up every four years.

12:21 Guest Oh, so this is the front here and then the back is the...

12:26 Guest The torch is on the side.

12:28 Adam That is beautiful. Those Aussies have gotten so much mileage out of that opera house. Is there any other structure, freestanding structure in Sydney or in all of Australia? Because there's nothing that exists without that in the background. You know what I mean? Every picture, every logo, every insignia, every brochure, everything, there is that goddamn opera house back there. Did you guys speak into that? Did you guys get over there? Did you have? Now, you guys won. How much time after you guys won, did you hang out for a few days before you came back?

13:02 Guest We were there for a couple of days. We had some family and friends there to celebrate with us. But we didn't meet, I assume, as we were done. We went to a place, AT&T had this unbelievable place that took care of our family and friends. They fed them. They had the Internet, so you can communicate back at home. Right. But we got to see Darling Harbor. We got to see the Opera House. We went to the zoo. We saw a little bit, but we were really focused on the rent.

13:34 Adam Oh, my God.

13:36 Guest Yeah, one of the biggest things, I think, or the funnest things after was Sports Illustrated threw a real big party, and that was a blast, right across from the Opera House. So we never actually, or I never did, I don't know if Eric did, got to the Opera House, but I did a ton of stuff right around it, everything. Yeah.

13:52 Adam And, you know, I imagine in your sport, unlike maybe track and field or boxing or something, you didn't grow up dreaming of the Olympics.

14:01 Guest No, well, I mean, it wasn't available, exactly. But, I mean, you always dreamed about being in the Olympics and being an Olympian, and then eventually, hopefully, make become a medalist. But, no, it wasn't available and kind of just hope for it.

14:15 Adam And what about indoor volleyball? Do you think about that? Do you play that? I mean, could you go out for that Olympic team? Not that you'd want to, but...

14:26 Guest You know, when I grew up, I started playing volleyball at about 12, and I was playing on the beach down on Laguna Beach. And as you grow up, you start playing club volleyball and high school volleyball and college volleyball, and that was all the traditional six-person indoor volleyball. But as soon as I graduated in 94, I knew I wanted to play on the beach. I didn't want to play indoor anymore, and I think that was the same with Eric.

14:49 Guest Yeah, I mean, the indoor guys are big. They're like 6'8, and they're... It's not a whole lot of fun, I don't think, because you specialize in what you do indoors. You're either a big middle blocker or you're an outside hitter who passes. And beach volleyball, you're well-rounded. You gotta be a good passer, you gotta be a good hitter, you gotta be a good setter. If you're not, then you're picked on, you know, whatever your weakness is, and they exploit it. And then pretty much if you have any weakness, you're out of the game.

15:17 Adam The thing about playing on the sand, though, is it's like a bad dream. You know when you have a bad dream and some giant's chasing you, and you're running in something but you're not getting anywhere? I mean, trying to jump up when you're in sand and get over that net, it seems almost impossible. Drew, I know you've played a fair amount of beach volleyball.

15:35 Guest I did, yeah. In Laguna.

15:37 Adam Oh, really?

15:37 Guest I don't think so.

15:38 Adam Do you guys meet over at the Rusty Pelican for a smart cocktail after a good day of spiking or anything? You guys don't know each other from the circuit?

15:46 Drew Were you at the main beach that we played at?

15:47 Guest Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:48 Adam Wow. Wow. All right. We will take ourselves some phone calls and talk more about volleyball. Dave?

15:56 Yeah, what's up?

15:57 Adam You're 22. What's going on?

15:59 Caller Not much. Well, I started out most of my life as a right-handed masturbator and after I started taking antidepressants, it's been about six months, I've only been able to masturbate with my left hand.

16:13 Drew Oh, that must be the antidepressant.

16:14 Adam Now, here's something in which they'd make a trial sport because I could really go represent.

16:18 Drew Yes. Oh, man. You'd metal.

16:20 Adam I'd bring home a lot more in the gold. I'd bring home some crabs and a hamper. Yeah, and he switched. And now what?

16:29 Caller Well, my question is, I mean, obviously, it's pretty clear that there are some weird sexual side effects from antidepressants, but you know, I've definitely experienced those, but it's just like it was totally, it seems coincidental, I guess, but it's just a bizarre thing. It seems like it's just seems like I'm trying to hit lefty when I was right handed, you know, batters. You know, it's like I throw a ball at my...

16:54 Drew You smoke a bunch of pot too?

16:55 Caller What?

16:56 Drew You smoke a lot of pot too?

16:57 Caller Me? No, actually I'm the recovering alcoholic.

17:00 Caller Okay.

17:01 Caller I've been sober for about a year and a half.

17:04 Adam Listen, if it's uncomfortable, why don't you just get back to the hand God intended you to whack off with, which is your right hand.

17:11 Caller My point is I can't masturbate with my right hand anymore now that I've taken the antidepressant. It's just a very bizarre thing and I wanted to... I was curious if Drew had any explanation for what causes like the lack of sexual, you know, lack of inability to get and have an orgasm on your right side. It's just in general. It just doesn't feel right with my right hand.

17:33 Drew The whole change in your libido, change in your arousal cycles, change in your orgasmic function...

17:38 Adam How do you account for the fact that it works with his left hand?

17:40 Drew These are what we call levo-isomers. They're left-handed isomers. Are you a chemist, Dave?

17:45 Caller Am I a chemist? No.

17:46 Adam Shocking.

17:48 Drew But the fact is that that's just some sort of weird coincidence. It's all a result of the... Try both hands. I have my own simultaneously.

17:55 Adam Yeah, I tried both hands once and my nuts looked up to me when... Who are you kidding? Penis is laughing its ass off. You barely need one hand. You could use a back scratcher.

18:06 Caller Come on.

18:08 Adam Hey, all right. Good times. Is your right hand jealous?

18:11 Caller My right hand is...

18:12 Adam It's not talking to you? Pretty much just spends most of the time in the pocket now?

18:16 Caller That's right.

18:16 Adam All right.

18:17 Caller Thanks a lot, guys.

18:18 Adam Fantastic. I'm a left-handed guy, but I'm going to start working out with my right hand. As an athlete, you guys know the importance of being able to use both hands. But I'm an ambidextrous. As I'm getting older, if I have a stroke and my left side becomes paralyzed, I'll use my right hand to kill myself. You understand? I'm going to have to get good with that thing. Jennifer, you're 26. What's up?

18:45 Caller My question is, I've been with my fiancé for about five and a half years. We have two kids together. They're four and three. Him and my sister betrayed me in July. They had sex together. And it was probably one of those things where, you know, when you do something and you're like, oh, what are we doing? We're not supposed to be doing this. One of those things. And now my mother thinks that...

19:10 Adam Wait a minute. They realize they weren't supposed to be doing it?

19:14 Caller Yes.

19:14 Adam I see.

19:15 Drew At one point, actually, I realized that... When did they sort of see through the subtleties of the situation and realize that perhaps this was not an appropriate behavior?

19:23 Adam I'll do a little audio recreation. Hey, this is wrong. That's how it works. It's not halfway into it. It's not when he's saying, hey, liquor store's still open. I can get you more wine coolers. Okay, just hang tight. I'll be back in 20. No, that... It's not that part. It's just seconds after the orgasm.

19:46 Drew It's such a subtle issue. I mean, a goofed sister.

19:49 Adam Right. And yes, it could go either way. It's a really judgment call. Flip a coin whether you should bang your fiancé's sister or not. Many cultures have accepted and embraced. Where's this guy from?

19:59 Caller My fiancé?

20:00 Adam Yeah.

20:00 Caller From Texas.

20:01 Adam Well, Texas, sure. Texas is one of the states where they encourage that. So it could be a cultural thing.

20:06 Caller But now my question is, he is the one that come forward first?

20:11 Adam First off, I believe it's come forward first?

20:14 No.

20:15 Caller He's the one that didn't happen.

20:17 Adam Oh, I see. Who picked up?

20:19 Caller No, I was changing phones.

20:21 Adam Oh, I see.

20:21 Caller My son was going dead.

20:22 Adam I see. Okay, so he...

20:23 Caller He's the one that came to me and told me to come first.

20:26 Drew He came to her.

20:27 Adam He's the one that came to this guy.

20:29 Caller Okay.

20:30 Adam And so, why do you think... See, I would assert that the only reason he came to you is because...

20:36 Drew The sister was going to come anyway.

20:37 Adam Yeah, the sister said she was...

20:39 Caller Yeah, my sister still... Well, she doesn't deny it anymore, but she just recently, probably about a week ago, two weeks ago, apologized to me and admitted to it.

20:48 Adam Okay, but why do you think he brought it up?

20:52 Caller Why? Well, because that night I was there. We were at my mother's, and she has a bunch of land, and I just had this funny feeling, and I fronted him with it. He denied it.

21:03 Drew You found them?

21:04 Caller No, I did not find them together, but afterwards they decided, oh, we're still going to talk outside, and then I woke up and seen them talking, and I just thought, this is kind of strange, and then basically I knew something had happened, my mom knew something had happened, and then...

21:20 Right.

21:21 Adam You can tell by the way the outhouse was shaking that something was going on in there, right?

21:26 Drew Why would you tolerate? Why is this guy even your fiance anymore?

21:29 Caller We have two kids together.

21:30 Adam I see.

21:31 Drew Because of the kids. Why didn't you get married before?

21:34 Caller Because we've both been married once before, and I got married in 1993. I was only with him for three months, and I left him.

21:43 Drew What happened with him?

21:44 Caller Well, I signed divorce papers and came to find out we were never divorced.

21:48 Drew Why did...

21:49 Adam Oh, I see.

21:50 Caller And so when I went to go marry my fiance...

21:53 Drew Hang on a second. Why did you divorce the first one?

21:56 Caller Why?

21:56 Drew Why?

21:57 Caller He was an alcoholic. He treated me bad.

21:59 Drew Right. And I imagine this one's no Jewel himself.

22:03 Caller Well, no.

22:03 Adam Let's not rush to judgment. First off, Drew, you have sex with one fiancee's sister and immediately you get labeled. Do you know what I'm saying?

22:11 Drew So Jennifer, your dad was an alcoholic?

22:13 Caller Was my dad? I think he was when I was, you know, a child, but now I don't have a relationship with my father.

22:19 Adam Oh, okay. Well, so no damage done. Okay. Listen, Jennifer, listen, screwball. They really got to start having IQ tests for kids because you're going to screw those kids up faster and you got screwed up. Listen to me. This guy's in trouble. How?

22:35 Please.

22:36 Adam You got another a-hole on your hands here. You got a guy who was having sex with your sister. Now you got two kids with the guy who had sex with your sister as their dad and a completely oblivious mom, which is you, as the mother. You got to take care of these kids. The first thing you got to do is not expose them to guys like this.

22:54 Drew Go to Alanon. Go.

22:56 Adam Okay. Jennifer?

23:00 Caller But Michael isn't... Okay. I'm listening to y'all.

23:04 Adam Alright.

23:04 Caller Okay, my question is, just because he did that does not make him a bad father.

23:09 Adam Oh, yes it does.

23:11 Caller How? Because he mistreated me?

23:13 Drew Because that is a... If I did that to my wife, it would be an attack on my children.

23:18 Adam That's right. And then his wife would attack your scrotum with her boot.

23:23 Drew She would be welcome.

23:24 Adam Oh, you know she's listening too.

23:26 Drew No, no. I really feel strongly about that.

23:28 Adam I know. Drew has told me... I've said to Drew quite a few times in the back of limousines and Parts Unknown, how about we get some hookers, you know? And Drew, or at least some college-age girls. And Drew, or you know, Drew said high school, but I said no. We go college and we compromise on junior college, which I thought was younger. I didn't know. But Drew said absolutely not. I look at that as a personal attack on my family. And then he checked me for a wire. No, no. He said he looks at that as a personal attack on his family. As a direct attack. Right. And then I laughed like a madman. But then, but I did soak it in.

24:07 Alright, real quick.

24:08 Adam Jennifer? Okay, listen. You know, you know on some level that this guy is a bad guy. And that even though what your dad did to you makes you sort of very accepting of abuse.

24:20 Drew Of bad guys, yeah.

24:21 Caller Wait, wait, wait. What did my dad do to me? What do you mean by that?

24:23 Drew He abandoned you?

24:25 Caller Well, no. Actually, I was 16 and I moved out.

24:27 Drew He was an alcoholic?

24:29 Caller He was when I was little.

24:30 Drew That's when it really counts.

24:32 Caller Right. But I don't remember those things.

24:34 Adam Oh, you don't remember, but it's...

24:36 Drew It's left its available mark.

24:39 Adam Right.

24:39 Drew It's telltale mark.

24:40 Caller Well, obviously. I mean, you know, any woman that does not have a relationship with her dad is going to have problems.

24:46 Adam Okay.

24:46 Drew There you go.

24:47 Adam You're one of them. Now, listen, here's the point. You can live your life in denial and go from crappy guy to crappy guy to abusive guy back to a crappy guy. Or you can start going to Hell and On, get a little therapy, read a book and start trying to clear your mind up a little bit on behalf of your two children who are going to magically grow up in the same kind of crappy environment you grew up in.

25:09 Drew Unless you change, unless you break that cycle. Okay.

25:12 Caller What if he's willing to change, too?

25:13 Drew He needs to also.

25:14 Adam That's fine.

25:15 Drew I'm not necessarily saying, by the way, break up myself. I'm saying you got some work to do and he needs to do some, too. But you can only work on yourself. And if you get better, you're going to want to leave him. And if he has any desire to stay in this marriage, he'll get better, too.

25:27 Guest All right.

25:29 Adam All right, Jennifer. Thank you. All right.

25:31 All right.

25:34 Adam It's nice to hear from white trash everyone on this show. You know, we make so much fun of the ethnic groups, but it's good to know that there's some white people that are really screwed up, too. All right. Dain and Eric are both here. They've taken home the gold and they actually brought it into the studio. God bless them.

25:52 Drew We will take ourselves a little bit casual with that gold, too. It's lying around here. Let's put his coke on top of the coaster.

25:58 Adam I know. Yeah. And they let out they hand it right over to us. I was about ready to make a break for the door.

26:02 Drew I noticed that scared me.

26:05 All right.

26:05 Adam We'll take a little break.

26:06 Guest We'll be back.

26:07 You know what I'm saying?

26:15 Guest Loveline's being brought to you by...

26:28 Adam It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Dain Blanton, and Eric Fanoi Moana. Oh yeah. Yeah.

26:36 Guest I'm good at it.

26:38 Adam They're our guests tonight. They are, of course, the American Beach Volleyball team who brought home the gold from Sydney and are just basking in it. And why not? Would too. Oh my God. Gold medal. You ready to get back on the phone, Drew?

26:59 Drew Let's go.

26:59 Adam Kelly?

27:00 Yes.

27:01 Adam You're 25. What's up?

27:04 Caller Well, last week I was at a club with some friends and we took some ecstasy and I don't normally do that. And this guy that I've liked for a little while was in there. And I ended up going home with them. And we were safe. We had protection and everything. But right before he finished, he went to pull out and the condom didn't. And I was curious if, even though I didn't really come in contact with it, if I should still be concerned.

27:33 Drew You mean the condom stayed, had to be fished out?

27:36 Caller It didn't have to be fished out, but it wasn't, it didn't come out with him. I mean, it was hanging there.

27:42 Drew Hanging. Like an elephant trunk kind of thing.

27:44 Caller Sort of, yeah. It was pretty gruesome.

27:46 Adam Yeah, but it wasn't a guy with a big gray beard and waiters didn't come on smoking a pipe and have to get it out. I mean, Gordon's fisherman.

27:54 Caller No, there were no Gordon scenes.

27:56 Adam I see. All right. And talking like the Pepperidge Farm guy. And so you got it out. So the end was outside of you.

28:08 Drew So whatever spilled out stayed outside.

28:10 Caller Yeah. So that's fine. As far as I know, I mean, but...

28:12 Drew You should be fine.

28:14 Caller Okay.

28:14 Drew Should be.

28:15 Caller I wasn't sure.

28:16 Drew Usually when that happens, though, it gets crammed back in and you have to go to the doctor to get it pulled out. And it's a big deal.

28:21 Caller No, no. I mean, it was just...

28:23 Drew Let's just clarify. For anybody whom that does happen to, it does put you at risk for toxic shock. It does need to be fished out quickly.

28:29 Caller Oh, no. It was out like within a second. I understand.

28:31 Drew I understand. But just for anyone else listening, this is a common problem.

28:34 Adam Yeah.

28:34 Drew It's part of the ways condom fails.

28:36 Adam Why? What about a biodegradable condom? One you can keep in there.

28:40 Drew A cat-gut condom that just dissolves?

28:42 Adam Yeah. Sure. Why not? You know what I mean?

28:46 Drew How about just all season, all year, wear it all the time?

28:50 Adam Oh, you just keep it in there.

28:51 Drew Some sort of liner. Yeah.

28:52 Adam Nice.

28:53 Drew Yeah.

28:54 Adam That's called taking a good idea and making it better.

28:56 Drew It's fine.

28:57 Guest Yeah.

28:57 Adam One made out of marzipan or something that would dissolve after just a couple hours.

29:02 Drew It tastes good, too.

29:06 Adam Leave a sweet residue on the man's penis.

29:09 Guest All right.

29:10 Adam Kelly? Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's good. Yeah. You're fine. What happened? He tried to pull out and you clamped down on him or?

29:17 Caller No. God, no. I was pleased that he did that, but I've never encountered that sort of problem.

29:24 Drew You guys are supposed to grab the base of the condom when they pull out because they do fall off pretty easily.

29:30 Caller Obviously, he's not real sick.

29:32 Adam Yeah.

29:33 Drew All right.

29:33 Adam Well, was he drunk or high or something?

29:36 Caller Yeah. We were on ecstasy.

29:37 Adam Okay. Well, that'll do it. It had happened to me once. I, by both hands, I was calling some of my friends, telling them I got laid and I didn't have a hand free.

29:47 Guest Yeah. Yeah.

29:48 Adam I probably should have waited until I got out of the room or something. I just can't, you know, it's like you got some good news you want to share. Hi, Kelly. You're fine there.

29:57 Caller All right. Thank you.

29:58 Adam Good time. So.

29:59 Caller Bye.

29:59 Adam All right. Emily.

30:02 Hello?

30:02 Adam You're 21.

30:03 Caller Yeah. My question is about a month ago, I performed oral sex on someone. Later to find out he has herpes and I didn't know like how at risk I was.

30:17 Drew Did you get an outbreak?

30:19 Caller Well, I don't know really anything about it.

30:22 Drew You would know it. Listen, there would be no mistaking you get a painful ulcerations in your mouth.

30:27 Adam He had genital herpes?

30:29 Caller Okay. See, I see. Okay. He didn't nothing. He didn't penetrate me. I think it was just all oral sex.

30:34 Drew I understand you can get the herpes there in your mouth.

30:36 Caller Okay.

30:37 Caller In your mouth. But can I get it like down there too?

30:39 Drew Because none unless there was contact.

30:41 Caller Okay.

30:42 Caller Because I don't know recently there's been like blister like looking things down there.

30:48 Drew Did you have genital contact with him?

30:49 Caller No. No. That's not what I was thinking.

30:51 Drew I don't see how that could happen.

30:52 Caller Okay.

30:53 Caller Then I don't know.

30:54 Caller Great. Then it's something else.

30:56 Adam Yeah. It's probably cancer.

30:58 Caller Okay.

30:59 Oh, phew.

31:01 Adam You can rest easy tonight. So your vagina is falling off.

31:05 Caller So by doing oral sex with someone who might have herpes, it would only show up in the mouth then?

31:12 Drew Only shows the outbreak. It's at the point of contact.

31:15 Adam All right. So Drew, let me get this straight. You can go from the genitalia to the mouth.

31:20 Drew And the mouth, the genitalia.

31:21 Adam Right. What about if you got it in your mouth and you're sucking some boob?

31:27 Drew You can do that. That's not...

31:30 Adam I'd like to try that one.

31:31 Drew That skin's not easy to penetrate with violence.

31:34 Adam Yeah, but if one was really tenacious...

31:36 Drew Yeah, or if you bit down and cut some... Calm down.

31:41 Adam You know what always grosses Drew out? I tell him as a man, I like a little nipple play. You know, it's something I enjoy. Drew always gets repulsed. And I mean, come on, you guys, be honest. That's a rotch in a zone on a man, too, right?

31:56 Guest It's not for kids only.

31:58 Adam Yeah. I mean, what's wrong with that? Drew, why does that repulse you so much?

32:06 Guest It's more than I can bear.

32:08 Adam Yeah. Sometimes when I'm having it myself, I like to, you know, work my own nipples a little bit.

32:12 Drew Somehow, yeah, somehow the image of you mashing me is not nearly as offensive to me.

32:16 Adam Is me getting a little nipple action?

32:18 Guest It's impossible.

32:20 Guest Yeah.

32:20 Adam I mean, I have very sensitive nipples. It's true. Tom?

32:24 Guest Yes.

32:25 Adam You're 30.

32:26 Drew Yes.

32:27 Guest What is up? My question basically is, how many times do you allow like a girlfriend to lie to you before you kind of lose trust?

32:36 Drew 2.7.

32:37 Adam Yeah. That's within a one year period.

32:41 Guest Exactly. Well, it's been together for like a year.

32:43 Adam Well, two years obviously it's 3-4 and it just keeps going up. You do the math.

32:47 Drew What's the situation?

32:48 Adam 5-4.

32:49 Guest What is the deal? I need a calculator.

32:51 Drew What is the situation?

32:54 Guest Well, just like about two months ago, she said that she was driving home. After an event, she said she drove home.

33:04 Adam After what?

33:05 Guest After a family event.

33:07 Adam I see.

33:08 Guest She said her car was parked at a friend's and she said she drove home, which I checked the next morning, which she did not. And I confronted it to her a week later. And still denied. So, you know, there's... I believe that she lied about it.

33:27 Drew So one time?

33:28 Guest You know, once he found out that a girl ever lies, he just cuts them off completely.

33:34 Adam Your friend said that?

33:36 Guest Yes, with his girlfriend. No, I'm not saying that that's the right thing to do, but I'm just wondering...

33:41 Adam But these are your friends. How much can you trust them?

33:43 Guest I'm sorry?

33:44 Adam Yeah. Tom's Mr. Excitement over here. Tom, let me guess. I'm going to guess what you do for a living.

33:51 Guest Okay.

33:53 Adam I believe you're one of those guys who calls square dances. Know what I mean? Alman left, do-si-do, right hand swing, that kind of thing?

33:59 Guest I'm not that quick.

34:00 Adam That's not you?

34:01 Guest No.

34:01 Adam An auctioneer?

34:02 Drew No, it has to be an auctioneer.

34:03 Adam An auctioneer, right?

34:05 Rap artist.

34:07 Adam No. All right. Tom, if she's consistently lying about that kind of stuff, then I think you should break up with her.

34:15 Yeah.

34:16 Guest I'm not sure what the consistency is. I don't...

34:18 Drew Look, is this relationship working?

34:20 Guest Up to that point.

34:21 Drew Is the relationship working or not? Is she into it or not?

34:23 Guest Yeah, she's into it, but then we're kind of on hold right now.

34:27 Adam Why are you on hold?

34:29 Guest Well, because she's going to do some family court stuff and it's just kind of easier.

34:33 Drew That is not her being into it.

34:34 Adam She ain't into it.

34:35 Drew That's her being done with the relationship.

34:38 Guest Tom. Now, do girl...

34:39 Adam Tom, let me ask you a question. Forget about how many times they can lie to you. How many times can you lie to yourself?

34:46 Guest Good question.

34:46 Adam It's heavy, you guys.

34:48 Drew What show is this?

34:49 Adam I'll bring home the gold for that. Yeah. That is true. Listen, Drew, how many times have we talked about this?

34:55 Drew Men, particularly.

34:56 Adam Yeah. Men do this. You guys have done this, I'm sure. All guys do it, especially when you're younger. You talk yourself into stuff that is just not the truth. I mean, the bottom line is, is if a woman wants to be with you, she will be with you, just like you will be with her, if you want to be with her, and everything else can be damned. All this family, whatever, job, whatever, travel, whatever. You'll work it out, right? I mean, you'll make it happen. And if it ain't happening, it ain't happening, no matter what they say. She doesn't sound like she's into this one. All right. Tom doesn't sound like he's got a good ear for that. Jeremy?

35:36 Guest Yeah?

35:36 Adam You're 14?

35:38 Guest Yeah.

35:39 Caller My uncle molested me.

35:40 Guest Yeah.

35:40 Adam Don't believe it.

35:41 Drew No, sorry.

35:42 Caller All right, see you. All right, bye-bye.

35:44 Drew Yeah. You can tell the affect wasn't there.

35:48 Adam Yeah.

35:48 Drew It wasn't real.

35:50 Adam It was funny. It's like, his buddy was going like, dude, no, hold on. So, he was practicing.

35:55 Guest Yeah.

35:55 Drew Tell me.

35:56 Adam Hey, my uncle molested. No, no, no, no, no, man.

35:58 Guest You're upset.

35:59 Drew Your uncle molested you.

36:01 Guest My uncle molested me.

36:06 Adam You guys, these guys got sand in their ears. They knew that was a lie, right? You don't believe that, right?

36:11 Guest That was pretty shady.

36:14 Adam Don't take any offenses, but how long does it take to get the sand out of you? If you know what I'm saying after one of those things where you're diving. I mean, you must take home half that beach in your shorts.

36:22 Guest That's not as bad as you think.

36:23 Adam Really?

36:24 Guest You do find sand later, some, you know, in the ears.

36:27 Adam Yeah, in places. Yeah.

36:31 Drew Previces.

36:32 Adam Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

36:33 Drew Let's take a break.

36:34 Adam You want to do that?

36:34 Drew Yeah.

36:35 Adam All right. All righty. Dane and Eric are both here. They both have themselves a big fat gold medal, which they've brought into the studio, obviously from the Sydney Olympics. We'll come back and we'll talk to Jason, who's going to congratulate the boys after this.

36:54 Guest Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

37:07 Guest Hi, this is Sean Seen, and you're listening to Loveline on NRK. We'll be right back.

37:25 Adam It is LoveLine and Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew, John Cryer. He'll be in here tomorrow night. My neighbor, by the way, who lives right across the street from me. So I called him tonight and told him I was going to pick him up. He's got that new, what is it, The Trouble with Normal? Is that the new ABC sitcom? Replace My Beloved Sabrina the Teenage Witch or whatever on TGI Friday. But he'll be in there tomorrow night. Dain Blanton and Eric Fonoimoana, Fonoimoana.

37:57 Guest Keep going.

37:58 Caller Yeah.

37:59 Adam They're both here tonight. They, if you watched the Olympics or even if you didn't watch the Olympics, you still probably knew that these guys took home the gold in the beach volleyball. The most glamorous of all the Olympic sports, I would say. Certainly the best for the chicks. And once you guys see the Olympics wrapped up a couple of weeks ago and you guys, I saw, I guess I saw the news where you guys, they always do that thing where they send the camera down to the airport and then they have the guys coming off the plane. It's a weird kind of thing. And then they come off the plane and their family's there. And they go, here they are, they're coming off the plane. And there they go. Well, they're back. And I was glad to see you guys got back. You had the gold medals. And you know, it'd be funny if you'd just give them your gold medal, a couple of fat tourists who are sitting behind you and let them walk off in front of you. Fred Rogan a little. All right. So the guys are here. Oh, and I want to talk about these guys. Both have sort of foundations, I guess you would call them, or programs. Let's let's talk about that. I guess we'll start with Dain. What is, talk about your program.

39:08 Guest What my program is, it's called Dain's Day at the Beach. And I created it back in 1997 after I'd won my first event. And what it is, it's a program that goes all throughout the United States and it goes, it introduces volleyball to kids usually at a Boys and Girls Club or YMCA that haven't been introduced to the sport of beach volleyball. And I usually do it at stops that the tour goes to, the United States AVP tour. I get the kids out there, we go over the skills of volleyball, I speak to them about goals, goal setting and a little bit about my background and how I've gotten to where I am today. And I also invite them out to the event, try to get them tickets, because there's really, you can talk about beach volleyball, you can watch it on TV all you want, but once you're at the event, it's a lot different, it makes a lot more of an impact on kids when they're right there.

40:04 Adam And what about, do most of these facilities now have a little beach set up? And then some sand where you can play beach volleyball?

40:14 Guest Well when I run the program, our tour is there usually on that weekend. Other than that, if you're in a city that doesn't have a beach, it's definitely more difficult. But if there is no beach, you know, you teach them indoor stuff.

40:26 Adam But like for instance, a lot of fraternity houses will have like some sand set up in front, or they'll be like at colleges, they have sand set up where you can play beach volleyball. Does some of these YMCAs and places like that have that now?

40:40 Guest You know what, I haven't come across that. That would be nice if it was, but those are usually pretty expensive to build and even more expensive to just maintain.

40:50 Adam Well, you know why? Because cat's cramping them. You ever stepping in cat crap?

40:54 Guest They can't see that.

40:55 Adam They go nuts, especially inner city cat. Can't walk around the cramping on cement and trash can lids and stuff.

41:01 Drew You and your friends.

41:03 Adam My drunken friends may look at that. Certainly, yes. Thank you, Drew. I see a big ashtray. Look at that. Good for everything. Cigarettes, throw up, urine. Perfect. Perfect. All right, and Eric, what about, oh, and by the way, you can do a dainblanton.com, which is one big long word, right?

41:22 Guest One big long word, no spaces.

41:23 Adam D-A-I-N, and Blanton is pretty much how it's spelled, right? boanton.com, if you want some more information about that. And Eric, let's talk about your foundation.

41:36 Guest It's called Dig for Kids. It's D-I-G for Kids. And what it is is...

41:42 Adam Well, these are kids who are hit by avalanches?

41:44 Guest No, it's actually a term in volleyball that when you do a defensive play, it's called a dig.

41:49 Adam Write that down, Drew.

41:51 Guest Yeah, just in case you go down there and start digging down at the beach. Different terminology. But we start in the city of Carson, and what we do is an hour and a half of academics, and an hour and a half of volleyball. And in the classroom goes first, we stress academics, making sure that people get an education and learn how to study. We tutor them at that time. It started September 20th, and it goes on for 12 weeks every Wednesday from 3 to 6. So it's kind of like an after school program.

42:22 Adam And I'm guessing the volleyball is after the academics.

42:25 Guest Exactly. Volleyball is secondary because if you don't study, you don't get to play volleyball.

42:30 Adam Right. We got to hang that carrot out there because no way this kid's hanging.

42:33 Guest If we did the opposite, I think they'd be all sweating and then running around.

42:36 Adam Yeah. It's like that's why you don't get paid on Monday morning. You don't show up Tuesday. All right. And how do they get hold of you? digforkids.com?

42:45 Guest Yeah. It's a website that has more information and more in detail what we do. We also do clinics. But we're definitely looking for donations.

42:54 Drew Hey, in Samoan, does Moana mean something? Everybody's Alamoana, Fonoimoana?

42:59 Guest Yeah. Fonoimoana actually means meeting by the sea.

43:02 Drew So Moana is by the sea?

43:04 Guest Yeah. So it's kind of ironic that I play beach volleyball.

43:07 Adam Nice. All right. You ready to go here, guys? Let's talk to Jason. He's 14. Jason?

43:14 Caller Yo.

43:15 Adam Yo.

43:16 Caller Hey, I just want to congratulate Eric and Dain because that's really good how you guys won.

43:21 Adam Did you watch them?

43:23 Caller No.

43:24 Adam You couldn't just go, yeah?

43:26 Guest I should have lied. Look, they're going to test you.

43:28 Caller I'm not going to lie to you, dad. All right.

43:30 Adam Well, you didn't watch anything in the Olympics?

43:32 Caller I watched a few things.

43:33 Adam But you missed the guys who won the gold.

43:34 Caller Are you congratulating them?

43:35 Guest Are you a volleyball fan?

43:37 Caller What?

43:37 Guest Are you a volleyball fan? Oh, the biggest.

43:39 Caller Yeah, it's a good band.

43:40 Drew Good band.

43:41 Guest Where are you from, Jason?

43:43 Caller San Francisco.

43:44 Adam Okay. So why do you want to congratulate them?

43:47 Drew Hey, by the way, how's the weather up there? I'm going up there tomorrow.

43:49 Caller Kind of rainy.

43:50 Drew That's what I thought.

43:51 Adam Good. All right. You want to.

43:54 Caller Did you?

43:55 Adam How do you know they won the gold?

43:57 Drew We've been talking about it.

43:58 Adam I guess so. All right.

44:00 Caller What?

44:01 Adam Are you interested in volleyball?

44:03 Caller Kind of.

44:04 Drew Honestly. You're going to be honest with us.

44:07 Adam Do you know what volleyball is?

44:09 Caller Yes.

44:10 Adam Do you understand the ball does not have a rope on it and go around a pole? It's tetherball. It's totally different, which I believe should be an Olympic sport, of course, with no ropeies. You know, we grab the rope. Always a source of controversy at Colfax Elementary when someone dibs no ropeies, but it was not declared loud enough so that the opponent could hear it. Always some trouble. No ropeies. All right, Eric, the guys appreciate you and it's dedicated fans like yourself that make this sport possible. And as a matter of fact, the guys are telling me off the air they won the gold for you.

44:48 Drew Thanks for meeting me at the airport, too.

44:49 Caller Okay, and what happened to your lapel lapse?

44:53 Adam That's a good question.

44:56 Drew Anderson sort of nixed that.

44:57 Adam Yeah, I was not allowed to bring the c-word up and I didn't realize that.

45:01 Drew It didn't have the same poetic alliteration without...

45:04 Adam Yeah.

45:04 Drew Try it now without saying it.

45:06 Adam C-Rings, just C-Rings and Lava Lamps. It was a store that I was looking to franchise in the malls. Just C-Rings and Lava Lamps. And as it turned out, we couldn't say the entire word. After we'd mentioned 157 times, by the way. It's not a science, this radio, apparently. All right, we're... Well, let's just say real high. Let's talk to Mike real quick. Mike? Real high, yes. Mike, you're 19.

45:31 Caller Yeah, I am.

45:32 Adam Yeah, you met a girl and she's already talking about marriage.

45:35 Caller Yeah, well, I'll say this out.

45:37 Adam You guys, you've only been together for eight years?

45:38 Caller Nah, man. I've never even, like, been with her.

45:42 Adam I see.

45:42 Drew They share the love of pot, though.

45:44 Caller Uh, what?

45:45 Adam You guys both love pot?

45:46 Nah.

45:47 Caller Well, this is what happened, right?

45:48 Adam Only you love pot?

45:50 Caller Yeah.

45:50 Adam That's right.

45:51 Caller All right.

45:52 Adam Okay, hold on a second, Mike. Mike?

45:54 Caller Yeah.

45:55 Adam I want you to, uh, make love to your bong during the break, all right?

45:59 Caller Oh, okay.

46:00 Adam All right. Didn't take much encouragement. We'll take a little break, and then we'll get back and get to the bottom of your problem, okay? All right. Dain and Eric are both here, gold medal winners from Sydney and Beach Volleyball. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

46:14 Guest Back in a minute.

46:36 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tomorrow night, John Cryer will be in here. He's going to kick me in the nuts when he hears me say this, but you probably still remember him as Duckie Boy in Pretty in Pink, although that was 33 years ago. But he's my neighbor, so I told him I'm going to pick him up, and he's going to come in here and talk about The Trouble with Normal. It's the new ABC show tomorrow night. Dain Blanton is here tonight, and so is Eric Fonoimoana. Fonoimoana.

47:08 Moana.

47:09 Adam Moana.

47:09 Caller Moana.

47:10 Adam Fonoimoana, which means more poi. Jesus, those names, those Samoan names. Is that a Samoan name?

47:20 Guest Yeah.

47:20 Adam What is it? Are they just scrolling with us over there?

47:23 Guest It's just a lot of vowels makes you pronounce words.

47:27 Adam I know, but why can't they be shorter? You know, like the Chinese, you know, I got his last name like Chin or Hoi or something. It's great, you know? Li. Li. How can you screw up Li? You put another E on it, you're still good. You can't misspell it, you can't screw it up.

47:44 Li.

47:46 Adam Yeah. There's so many of them too. I'm going to go over there, start pronouncing some names. You could pronounce, you know, millions and millions of names over there, right? There's no tough Chinese names, is there?

47:57 Drew I'm sure there are.

47:58 Guest Really?

48:00 Adam You think so? I don't know. I think it works. Plus, now, I feel sorry for all these guys, these Simone guys starting to make it into the NFL now. And it's, oh boy, it's John Salamone, I'm a, hold on, I'm a Hanna. That's on a tackle.

48:15 Guest I think I'll make you say it correctly.

48:17 Adam You know, what is, there's a guy, oh man, there's, I think-

48:20 Drew It's always when there's two U's that they get all screwed up. Two U's and two A's in the same name, side by side.

48:26 Adam There's a, there's a running back for, oh, Steelers, yeah.

48:32 Drew Arizona always had, University of Arizona always had a bunch of- Oh, they did? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

48:37 Caller Why?

48:38 Adam What's up with that?

48:38 Drew They've improved from there.

48:39 Caller All right.

48:40 Adam The Steelers, yeah, they got number 45 as a fullback or something on that team. He's got a hell of a boy. He's got a mouthful. And a lot of those announcers are drunk by the third quarter, so it's, forget it. They just, I think they just start calling them Don Ho at a certain point.

48:54 Drew Oh my God.

48:55 Adam They just, they couldn't do it anymore. Don Ho came in here, by the way, was stoned, wasn't he?

49:01 Drew Yeah.

49:01 Adam Do you think Don Ho was?

49:03 Drew If he wasn't, he... He should have been.

49:06 Adam I said to Don, hey Don, you own half that island, right? I said, yeah. And no, he went, yeah. I said, you're only pot on that land? He was like, oh, just started laughing.

49:21 Drew Here he comes now.

49:22 Adam Is he here? Let's hear him. That's good. He sounds like a wind instrument, that guy without a reed, you know?

49:33 Drew More like the big jug that somebody would be blowing into.

49:35 Adam Yeah. You know when you try to blow into a cider jug, we don't get anything out of it? Everything inside. All right. Well, then.

49:44 Caller Aloha. This is Don Ho and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

49:56 Adam Why not? Mike?

49:59 Caller Yeah.

49:59 Guest What's going on, man?

49:59 Caller All right.

50:00 Adam So you're 19.

50:01 Guest Yeah.

50:03 Guest All right.

50:03 Adam You met a girl. She's already talking about marriage.

50:06 Caller Yeah. It's tripping me out because I met her last week, right? On Monday, I met her over the phone.

50:13 Guest How'd you meet her?

50:14 Through a friend.

50:16 Guest Yeah. She just referred me to her.

50:17 Caller I was like, oh, okay.

50:18 Adam Referred. Yeah. It's like a dentist or something. Yeah.

50:23 Caller Yeah. And so we just started talking on the phone, right? And I set up to meet her on Tuesday. And so I went and I went to go meet her, right?

50:31 And like she was like all over me, like this, like, like filling me up and I don't know.

50:37 Adam Hey, Mike, you know, you know, my cursing policy. I may have to put you on hold. I think Anderson did. Anderson's enforcing my policy for me. All right. Listen, if she's feeling you up on the first date and she seems a little crazy and you met her over the phone, maybe, maybe this isn't the one for you. And Mike, Mike sounds like he deserves royalty. He really, he shouldn't settle for anything less than a princess. Hymen intact. He really, he really sounds like one of the royal family. Alicia?

51:12 Guest Yes.

51:13 Adam It's Mike, yeah.

51:14 Guest Hi.

51:14 Adam Using his bong as a scepter, by the way. Mike, you're 23. What's up? I mean, sorry, Alicia, you're 23.

51:21 Caller Yeah. Hi. Thank you so much for taking my call. Sure. My boyfriend is an addict and everyone is telling him that if he sticks with the NA program, then it will work for him, but he doesn't believe in God and I don't think he ever could believe in the type of God that he would need to in order to...

51:42 Drew Listen, the whole, from an intellectual standpoint, the purpose of the God concept is to get somebody comfortable with feeling powerless and just having faith that in spite of feeling completely powerless over this very intense disease, things are going to turn out okay. Just have faith that things will be okay, that you don't have to be in control and that to experience the powerlessness associated with this disease is to begin the process of dealing with the reality of the disease. But unless you have some faith in something that things are going to be okay, it's too horrifying to experience that.

52:14 Adam What about the atheists and the agnostics? That's fine. Well, how do they get a feeling of powerlessness?

52:23 Drew They just have faith that there is some good in the universe or that things are going to be okay for them. They have their own concept of what this is.

52:30 Adam I heard a new program was sending them down to the Department of Building and Safety to try to pull a permit on a garage.

52:35 Drew You need a lot of faith for that.

52:37 Adam I heard that was a way to make a man feel.

52:39 Drew But at least he just doesn't want to get well as a thing. Is he a heroin addict?

52:42 Caller Well, sort of.

52:44 Drew There's no sort of heroin addict.

52:45 Caller Well, painkillers.

52:46 Drew Yeah, he's an opiate addict. Opiate addiction needs to be treated in a hospital. I'm firmly without a belief.

52:51 Caller Well, he's in a hospital, but like in terms of long-term, like you know, for the rest of his life.

52:56 Drew He's got to go to NA every day.

52:58 Caller Aren't there any other alternatives?

53:00 Drew Not that, unless, look, he has to be on his knees willing to do whatever he has to do. And obviously he's not ready right now. He also should be in a sober living when he gets out of there for a while. Because again, opiate addiction, extremely high recidivism.

53:15 Adam Alicia, are you a religious person?

53:18 Caller Well, sort of. I mean, I'm Jewish. I believe in God.

53:21 Adam Oh, your parents are pissed.

53:23 Caller Why?

53:24 Adam Why with the junkie already?

53:26 Caller No, they actually care about him.

53:28 Adam Really?

53:29 Caller Yeah.

53:30 Adam Oh, most Jewish parents would be very upset you're dating a junkie.

53:33 Drew And by the way, in order for him to actually get better, you have to change too. Or you subconsciously will keep him the same person that has been the drug addict. And he needs to make substantive emotional change. And you've got to go to Al-Anon. And you have to be working a program as diligently as he is. Or the relationship, I'm telling you, will not survive. Or he will die of his disease, one or the other.

53:54 Adam Why are you kidding me? Your parents are all right with the junkie? I can't get over that. There's not a Jewish mother alive who would go for that.

54:00 Caller I mean, he's across the country right now living with his mother. So he's not here. But they actually let him stay with them when he tried to detox.

54:10 Drew No. No way. You can't detox him as an outpatient.

54:13 Caller Yeah. Right. Well, he's in a hospital right now.

54:16 Drew Good. But you got to start going to Al-Anon immediately. He is not going to stay well unless you make some change, too.

54:21 Adam What got you into this?

54:23 Caller Well, we were together for like two and a half years.

54:26 Drew He means?

54:27 Caller What do you mean into this?

54:29 Adam Yeah. Where's the attraction? Jewish parents. There's no...

54:33 Drew Eating disorder, intrusion.

54:35 Adam Oh, intrusion, eating disorder. What do you got going?

54:39 Caller No. I don't have anything going on. I mean...

54:42 Adam Uh-huh. Well, I knew it.

54:44 Caller Knew what?

54:45 Adam I knew you had nothing going on. I could feel it. What do you got going on?

54:49 Caller Well, I mean, I've struggled with depression and stuff.

54:52 Adam Yeah, that's it.

54:54 Caller And I mean, that's kind of what we initially bonded on because we both struggled with it and...

54:58 Drew Yeah, that's what codependence are. They see the pain that they experience in another person, they can't tolerate it. They have to expunge that pain, rescue them from that pain, so less they should have to experience it as well themselves.

55:11 Adam Yeah, I have that, but just to a certain point, I see the pain that I have in other people and then decide to nap. Which is sort of get right up to the brink of wanting to expunge it from them, but then I get sleepy.

55:22 Drew No, you don't nap.

55:24 Adam I do.

55:24 Drew You masturbate, yeah.

55:25 Adam Okay, I'm sorry. You're right. I masturbate.

55:28 Drew Then you nap.

55:28 Adam On it. You know, some people...

55:30 Drew Yeah, over it.

55:31 Adam Like, over it. A lot of people like to, you know, they say, let me sleep on it. Let me get a little time with it. I like to masturbate on a big business decision, a contract that needs to be signed. Someone puts a contract, you're probably gonna say, let me whack off on it.

55:45 Drew For a few minutes.

55:47 Adam Give me a couple minutes. Let me whack off on it. And I'll get back to you on it. Okay? Is it laminated? And there's always some confusion when I use the word on it. I choose my words better now.

55:59 Hi, how are you doing, Adam?

56:00 Adam Good, you're 24. What's up?

56:02 Caller Well, lately, after having intercourse with my girlfriend, after I had orgasm, I've been getting these massive headaches.

56:10 Drew Are you on any medication?

56:11 Caller No, not at all.

56:12 Drew Do you have any history of migraines?

56:13 Caller No.

56:14 Drew You need to have a doctor take a look at that.

56:16 Caller It's just been like since Saturday.

56:18 Drew Do you get any numbness, tingling, visual disturbance? Is there anything else with that?

56:21 Caller Vision's been a little blurred during these headaches.

56:23 Drew Yeah, you've got, you, they don't last.

56:25 Caller I mean, they last for maybe...

56:27 Drew There are orgasmic type migraines, but you need to have this looked at, seriously. Before you do anything again, have a doctor examine you, okay?

56:35 Caller What could it possibly be?

56:36 Drew It's probably just a migraines type phenomenon, but there can be aneurysms and other things that can be presented this way.

56:42 Adam Yeah. All right.

56:43 Drew The fact that you're having blurred vision and other neurologic symptoms is what really bothers me. So just get it checked out. All right.

56:48 Adam Let me ask the guys some questions. Do you guys have to play with your shirts off?

56:53 Guest No. There's no rule.

56:55 Adam It's kind of the code of the beach though.

56:58 Guest It's the beach. It's hot. It's sunny. Sand. I mean, with the shirt wet. I mean, sand everywhere.

57:04 Drew It's their uniform.

57:05 Adam The pair of trunks.

57:06 Drew That's what they're used to playing. You know what I mean? It's like any of the sports, the uniform.

57:10 Adam Yeah. I understand. But I just wonder if there's some sort of rule because you never see, well, once in a while I see a guy with a tank top or something like that.

57:18 Drew One-piece things.

57:18 Adam So is that a big, a one-piece?

57:20 Guest A unitard.

57:21 Adam True. You don't see any guy in a unitard?

57:23 Drew Yeah, I think I've seen that.

57:26 Guest That's the sprinter, the track sprinter. Yeah.

57:28 Adam Yeah, true. You're making this up.

57:29 Guest Actually, we do have rules on the international circuit. We do wear tank tops. Oh, really? Yeah. In the United States, we don't.

57:37 Adam And what about some of these European guys? Are these fruitcakes playing the Speedos? Seen the guys in Speedos?

57:44 Guest I haven't seen them.

57:46 Adam You haven't seen them?

57:46 Guest Yeah.

57:47 Adam Do you guys wear underpants?

57:49 Guest No, I don't wear underpants.

57:50 Adam No, really? No, wait a minute. Anything under the shorts?

57:55 Guest No. I wear board shorts, and that's just the way it is.

57:58 Adam Aren't you scared of some... I'd be scared of someone from one of my buddies from the odds who'd run out and drop my pants. You ever lose your pants? No, not really. Really? I'd wear suspenders or something. I'd put some duck tape around them or something, like a boxer's glove or something.

58:14 Drew You'd scare your friends if they'd come at you.

58:16 Adam Well, it'd be hard to play with the pistol stuff down the trunks. Dain, you wear underpants, jock straps, something like that?

58:23 Guest Something like that. I wear just Speedos.

58:26 Adam Underneath?

58:27 Guest Yeah.

58:27 Adam Beach. Well, yeah, I'm trying to figure out. It seems like there's a lot of people watching. You're doing a lot of diving. You know what I mean? Like, half the time, you go run and jump in the ocean, you come run around, you come run out, your pants are on your ankles, you don't even know it. Right?

58:41 Guest Yeah, the pants never fall down. You have the drawstring, and nowadays, the shorts are so long.

58:46 Adam Any guys wear shoes of any kind? I mean, not shoes, but some kind of, you know, gear, some kind of something on the foot, one of those wet socks or something like that?

58:56 Guest Only when it gets real hot. Sometimes people put on little sand socks, or if they're trying to tape up their ankle to project the tape, but usually, well, you know, nine out of ten times, you don't see anything on the feet, anything on the, you know, no shirts. The less, the better.

59:14 Adam Yeah, what happens if you get like a big zit on your back? You know?

59:19 Drew It cooks off in a couple hours.

59:21 Adam It does? I'm a little saying on it. Jesus, I tell you, you ever get that? You look at your back, you're, holy Christ, what happened? What happened to me tonight? I don't get zits on my back very much at all. I turn around, I was looking in the mirror today, there's something huge, like a cow's eye was on my back. It was huge. I was like, oh my God, what happened here?

59:42 Drew Cow's eye?

59:43 Adam Yeah, it was a huge zit. I don't get zits on my back very often at all.

59:48 Drew It could have something to do with the fact that you haven't changed your clothing in five days.

59:51 Adam Really?

59:52 Drew You slept, worked, broadcast.

59:56 Adam Yeah, broadcast.

59:56 Drew Yeah, this is tough.

59:58 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wear out a shirt or two every couple of weeks sitting in this chair. Yeah, put it in this mic. How dare you, Drew? How dare you attack my hygiene? Please. Yeah, but I was thinking with this zit on my back, no way. I'd withdraw from the tournament.

1:00:16 Drew Wear a shirt. Yeah, put an eye on your back. You'd be arrested for witchcraft.

1:00:21 Adam I realize. It was a cow's eye. It was a pig's head. Dan?

1:00:26 Caller Yeah?

1:00:26 Adam You're 15.

1:00:27 Caller Yeah, I just want to say congratulations to Eric and Dain.

1:00:33 Caller Right, good.

1:00:34 Caller I was wondering if Dain's coming to San Francisco anytime soon.

1:00:39 Guest I hope to. I have a lot of friends up there, but I don't have anything scheduled.

1:00:45 Caller All right.

1:00:47 Guest What's going on in San Francisco?

1:00:49 Caller Well, I play volleyball, and our team has been in a slump, so I was wondering if you guys could come down.

1:00:58 Adam Yeah. Hey, Dan?

1:01:00 Caller Yeah?

1:01:00 Adam You think this is an episode of Saved by the Bell?

1:01:04 Caller No.

1:01:04 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

1:01:05 Caller Yeah.

1:01:06 Adam See, this stuff only happens in sitcoms. It's like in the Brady Bunch where Greg's trying out for the team, and it's like, hey, it's Don Drysdale. Howdy, Greg. Listen, son, you got to stay in school. I was always freaked me out how Mr. Brady was friends with like Roman Gabriel and Don Drysdale and Davy Jones. Let me just bring them on in. Sure. And they'd always talk to him. Thanks, Mike. Listen, here's the thing, brother, and it's like I want to kick my dad in the nuts every time I saw one of those episodes. But you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You guys don't do this. This is a sitcom scenario.

1:01:41 Drew Joe Namath episode or something?

1:01:42 Adam Yeah, Joe Namath shows up. It's always funny, too. It's like this guy's a small time architect in California. Joe Namath flies out from New York. Hi, Mike. Any time I can help the family, Mike. It's like, yeah, I guess he hangs with Joe. Broadway Joe, sure. Why not? I know my dad. I saw my dad chilling with Bart Starr last week. And they always kiss the guy's ass a little bit.

1:02:10 Just so no one calls and complains, it was because one of the kids lied and said he had cancer, and sent Joe a card, and then Joe came out. Not because of the dad.

1:02:18 Adam Okay, but dad, he's the world's greatest engineer, isn't he? And would you like to shoot holes in my comedy, or should I kind of keep going? But explain Don Drysdale, you jackass. How dare you?

1:02:32 Drew John Stenorud.

1:02:33 Guest That's true.

1:02:35 Adam And I know Davy Jones was, Marcia got him. The point is, Joe doesn't make the rounds that way. He's great at guys. He is. And neither does Eric and Dain. Your team, your JV volleyball team up north is in a little bit of a slump. They could give a rat's ass.

1:02:51 Guest No, actually, we sometimes get like this. No, honestly, we get out there to a lot of different schools and different things. But if we're in the area, but right now San Francisco's not on the on the on the schedule.

1:03:04 Guest Hey, Dan, start practicing a little harder, Dan. Maybe get your team to go another extra hour. Put in the groundwork and I'm sure you guys will do better.

1:03:11 Adam Dan, you want to know how to get it on the schedule? Pass the hat, brother. Let's get some money going.

1:03:16 Guest OK.

1:03:17 Adam Show a little green there.

1:03:18 Guest I'll do that.

1:03:19 Adam Maybe they'll work you into the schedule.

1:03:21 Guest I think you need to be our agent.

1:03:24 Adam Yeah.

1:03:25 Guest I don't know if anyone is going to call.

1:03:27 Adam And then, hey, Dan, what happens if these guys come out, they give you guys a big pep talk, right? You start cleaning up around the league and one of the other teams goes into a slump. Do they got to come out and help that team now? You understand the implications here, Dan. It keeps going and going.

1:03:43 Guest All right.

1:03:44 Adam You guys don't play beach volleyball, do you?

1:03:46 Caller Oh, we're trying.

1:03:48 Caller San Francisco, more of an indoor.

1:03:50 Adam Yeah, you're playing indoor.

1:03:51 Guest Yeah.

1:03:51 Adam All right. Start practicing harder.

1:03:53 Caller All right.

1:03:53 Adam Okay. I mean, Drew, when you were in high school and you're, let's see, you had an eight man football team, so your three and a half man volleyball team went into a slump.

1:04:03 Drew We had a co-ed volleyball team.

1:04:04 Adam Oh, my God. Your volleyball team went in a slump. You didn't have some big name gold medal to swing by, give you a pep talk, did you?

1:04:13 Drew I remember my self esteem that night. Didn't even occur, are you kidding?

1:04:16 Adam Yeah.

1:04:16 Drew That would occur to me?

1:04:17 Caller All right.

1:04:18 Adam Where the hell were we? Kim.

1:04:22 Caller Hey.

1:04:23 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's going on?

1:04:25 Caller Not much. I cannot believe I got on.

1:04:27 Caller Oh, my God.

1:04:28 Adam Great.

1:04:28 Caller OK.

1:04:30 Caller So, yeah, so anyway, I'm having these strains, like where I'm having sex with really hot guys.

1:04:38 Adam I think Sandy Koufax came by the team, too. I can't remember.

1:04:41 Drew The Brady team?

1:04:42 Adam Yeah, I may have to look in the...

1:04:43 Caller Whatever happened to Say By The Bell? Where did it go?

1:04:46 Adam It went to college and then it went to hell.

1:04:49 Caller Oh.

1:04:50 Adam So what's up?

1:04:52 Caller So I just don't know if it's normal. I mean, I don't know.

1:04:56 Drew What, to have sex dreams?

1:04:58 Caller Yeah.

1:04:59 Drew That would be normal.

1:05:00 Adam That's fine.

1:05:01 Drew Men have those and...

1:05:03 Adam Throw to women...

1:05:04 Drew .things come out of them when they do it.

1:05:05 Adam They're a little bit...

1:05:06 Caller Like, the guys, they're really old, too. Like, they're not really old, but, like, 20s.

1:05:12 Adam Yeah, that's great.

1:05:13 Caller I think Brad Pitt was my first...

1:05:15 Drew Brad Pitt?

1:05:15 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16 Adam Yeah.

1:05:16 Drew Really old.

1:05:17 Caller Yeah.

1:05:18 Adam Yeah. He just had hip replacement surgery. I read in the Inquirer. He's way up there. He has adult children, I believe, now, doesn't he? Hey, Kim? Yeah. Now, who cares?

1:05:30 Drew Well, no, wait, she doesn't understand this stuff. She's having an experience. It seems funny to her.

1:05:34 Adam What the...

1:05:35 Drew Yeah. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.

1:05:37 Caller But you're 16.

1:05:38 Adam You're having dreams about cute guys. What the hell? Of course.

1:05:42 Drew It's a good thing.

1:05:43 Caller I mean, come on. That's just a little bit for me, personally.

1:05:50 Drew That's your brain and your body sort of going in the direction it would naturally go if, you know, if...

1:05:57 Adam So you want to... Well, why don't you go...

1:05:59 Drew If there were no implications for the behavior.

1:06:00 Adam Why don't you date the guy during the week and then you have sex on the weekends when you dream about him?

1:06:05 Caller I have like any guys. I'm at zero base. I go to all girls' school. I don't know.

1:06:12 Adam What's up?

1:06:13 Caller I'm really picky too when it comes to guys.

1:06:15 Drew Yeah, keep this up.

1:06:16 Adam Apparently they're picky too.

1:06:17 Caller I have a picky problem.

1:06:19 Adam You do?

1:06:20 Caller Yeah.

1:06:21 Adam Yeah.

1:06:21 Drew But maybe she needs to be sort of...

1:06:22 Caller I don't know my dad, so like...

1:06:25 Adam You what?

1:06:25 Caller I don't know my dad.

1:06:27 Drew Uh-oh.

1:06:28 Caller So I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

1:06:30 Drew Why don't you know him? You don't know your dad?

1:06:34 Caller Uh-huh. My mom's gay, so I never met him.

1:06:39 Adam Your mom's gay?

1:06:40 Caller Yeah.

1:06:41 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:06:42 Caller Oakland.

1:06:43 Adam What a shocking surprise. She's up in the pay area, everybody. Uh, what... How did your mom become pregnant if she's into the ladies?

1:06:52 Caller Because she was just a friend of his, and she wants to have a child, so...

1:07:00 Drew He was the sperm donor.

1:07:02 Caller Um, a friend's sperm donor.

1:07:05 Drew Right, right, right.

1:07:05 Caller I guess you could say.

1:07:06 Drew Who, who... So, this is actually interesting. So you had two moms, or just a single mom?

1:07:11 Caller Just a single mom.

1:07:12 Drew So she didn't have a partner during all this?

1:07:14 Caller Um, she has, but then her partner turned out to be an alcoholic, so then she left her.

1:07:20 Drew Were you close to the person at all?

1:07:22 Caller Um, not really.

1:07:24 Drew Was that their sort of plan, they were gonna have a family together, you'd be the child?

1:07:27 Caller Kind of, yeah.

1:07:29 Drew Didn't that hurt you to lose that other person?

1:07:31 Caller Well, I was young, so.

1:07:33 Drew How old?

1:07:34 Caller Um, maybe like seven, and then she was with this other woman, and then another woman, and now she's single.

1:07:43 Adam Okay, no, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Why, so you're saying if two moms is better than one mom, then is three moms better than two moms?

1:07:52 Drew No, what I'm saying is there's no-

1:07:53 Adam How many moms do you need?

1:07:54 Drew Nobody knows yet the impact-

1:07:56 Adam Oh, nobody knows. I know, and God knows.

1:07:58 Drew Of gay couples and how that's gonna work out, how to do that in a healthy way.

1:08:01 Adam That's more screwed up, kids.

1:08:03 Drew But I would think if this kind of situation, a lot of chaos and people coming in and out of her life would be very impactful on her. Negatively.

1:08:10 Adam I don't believe, first off, which one's playing poppa? Do they have, do they flip a coin?

1:08:15 Drew Strangely, it's very difficult for that to be played by a woman, it looks like. I mean, just-

1:08:20 Adam The dad role?

1:08:21 Drew Yeah, if you look at sort of data, the whole issue of containing aggression seems to need, that's what I was going to question on, how did she, but she's a female, I mean, a young male might be different.

1:08:30 Adam So I'm saying, what do you need two of them for? You already got one crazy mom.

1:08:34 Drew But she surely was attached to that woman.

1:08:38 Adam I don't know, Kim?

1:08:39 Caller Yeah.

1:08:40 Adam Were you attached to? No, you didn't care?

1:08:42 Caller I don't have a chaotic life, though. I have a really good life and I do good in school.

1:08:46 Drew No, you sound fine. No, no, listen, I'm not, I'm just, that's why I chose to kind of get into with you, I want to learn something.

1:08:51 Adam And what do you think? Do you like guys?

1:08:53 Caller Yeah, totally, yeah.

1:08:55 Adam You're not into the lesbian stuff? Was it weird growing up with a lesbian mom?

1:09:00 Caller Um, sometimes, because, you know, kids can be really mean and jokes are always hurtful, so.

1:09:06 Adam Well, believe me, I know, I got a Brillo hat. That's worse than a lesbian mom. Every day is open house when you have a Brillo hat, do you understand that? It's open season.

1:09:15 Drew Can you share with your mom about things like this, about your sexuality, or is it awkward for you?

1:09:20 Caller No, we have a pretty good relationship.

1:09:23 Drew I mean, this is not something-

1:09:24 Adam What does she do, just because it'll be funny?

1:09:27 Drew For a living?

1:09:27 Adam Yeah. Is it a rodeo circuit or what is? What does she do?

1:09:32 Caller Oh, she paints the day bridge.

1:09:36 Adam She paints the bridge?

1:09:38 Caller Yeah.

1:09:39 Adam Oh, that is excellent, excellent. And she gets to one side, it's time to turn around and come back, right?

1:09:46 Caller Yeah.

1:09:47 Adam She just paints it?

1:09:48 Caller No, like it takes 20 years to paint the whole bridge.

1:09:52 Drew Wow.

1:09:52 Caller So by the time, like they're done with whatever side, they're going to start all over again.

1:09:58 Drew Is that what you just said? Yeah.

1:09:59 Adam I think I may have touched on that. Yeah, about 10 minutes ago, I'm not sure. All right. Well, Kim, you're obviously doing well in school. You go to the all-girls school.

1:10:08 Drew Sounds like you're doing great.

1:10:08 Adam Unless you're your mom must love picking you up.

1:10:10 Caller Yeah.

1:10:11 Adam That's great. Look at that. Oh, please.

1:10:13 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:10:14 Adam Come on, kids. She drives the ice cream truck up there. Get in, kids.

1:10:17 Drew It's like you're liking to go to a all-girls school. Uh-huh. Okay.

1:10:20 Adam That's what I'm saying. Same to me.

1:10:21 Drew Kim, you're great. You're fine.

1:10:23 Adam You're beautiful, man.

1:10:23 Caller Drew.

1:10:24 Drew Yeah.

1:10:24 Caller What are you doing in San Francisco tomorrow?

1:10:27 Drew Um, I'm going to a board review for addiction medicine.

1:10:30 Adam You want to talk to the volleyball team?

1:10:32 Caller Sure.

1:10:33 Drew I'll be broadcasting from Live 105.

1:10:36 Caller Congratulations. I play varsity volleyball too. And our team is doing horrible, but I'm not going to ask you for help.

1:10:43 Adam That's great, Kim. All right, baby.

1:10:45 Drew Take care.

1:10:46 Caller Thank you. I love you.

1:10:47 Adam I love you, baby. That's got to be a great gig, painting that Bay Bridge. Uh, hey, uh, guess what we're doing today, everybody? Yeah? That's right.

1:10:57 Drew What color?

1:10:58 Adam Get the rollers out. Uh, I'm going with the primer orange. What do you say?

1:11:04 Drew All right.

1:11:04 Caller What color is the Bay Bridge?

1:11:05 Adam What color is the Bay Bridge? Is it blue?

1:11:07 Drew Isn't it? Like a gray-blue kind of?

1:11:09 Adam The Golden Gate Bridge is the primer orange, and the Bay Bridge is like gray?

1:11:13 Guest Like a blue gray. Yeah.

1:11:14 Drew Yeah, it's a grayish.

1:11:15 Adam Yeah, I wonder if the guys on the Bay Bridge get made fun of by the guys who paint the Golden Gate, you know?

1:11:20 Drew There's like bigotry.

1:11:22 Adam Yeah, yeah, they must call them, uh, must call them something. Oh, what a gig. Uh, just go from one end to the other, and when you get to the end, it's time to come back. I mean, really, you might as well just be a mule, uh, work in a grindstone, just, uh, crushing something. But, you know, it's all full of benefits. And by the way, here's the other thing, it takes 20, 20 years to paint a bridge, they sub that job out to a couple of non-city employees, I bet you half the amount of men paint it in two years. Oh. Maybe, maybe one. Is that what you're saying, Drew?

1:11:55 Drew I didn't say anything.

1:11:55 Adam You know those guys.

1:11:56 Drew But maybe it doesn't, you know, they move a foot a month.

1:11:59 Adam All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Dain and Eric are both here. Sport in the Gold. And we'll be back after this. It's Loveline. Poe Number. Ah, forget about that. John Crow will be in here tomorrow night. It's Dr. Drew Adam Corolla, Dain Blanton, and Eric Fonoimoana is in here tonight. These guys have their gold medals, but that pales in comparison to the Billboard Syndicated Show of the Year. Two years running now, Drew. Is that right? Yeah. We have ourselves... You don't believe us? We got... Ann has 50 cents worth of Lucite on her desk. That will back up that statement. I don't know who decided... You know I've complained about this for some years now. Somebody decided in 1987 that all awards from this day forth will be made out of Lucite.

1:13:05 Drew Yeah.

1:13:06 Adam And to me, I'm over it. I'd like to get back to...

1:13:11 Guest Cut glass.

1:13:13 Guest I'd like to see...

1:13:15 Adam No, I'd like to see an award. I'd like to see like a trophy.

1:13:17 Guest Oh.

1:13:18 Adam I'd like to see a guy on top. Like I'd like to see a muscle-bound guy holding a microphone.

1:13:22 Drew A wreath in one hand.

1:13:24 Adam A wreath in one hand. Maybe an Arbitron rating book in one hand and like a microphone in the other. A big sort of Roman-esque looking guy. I don't know. That's something that looks like a paperweight. It's something you could kill somebody with. Something you could club somebody with.

1:13:41 Guest It's a medal.

1:13:43 Adam Yeah, medals. Medals. Trophies. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Something I could mount on the hood of the car like an ornament, drive around town with. But anyway, syndicated show of the year. Is that right? Yep. Yeah, fantastic. Alright, so I'm not feeling so high and mighty with those... I mean, let me tell you something. Gold Olympic medals, they come and go. But billboard syndicated show of the year, that's forever. You can never take that away. You never take that away. These, these can be taken away. Watch. Watch. Watch. Drew, start a fire. I'm gonna take these things away. Drew just took it away. See, gone. Do you have Drew's billboard syndicated show of the year award? No, you don't.

1:14:27 Guest Because it can't be taken away.

1:14:29 Adam No, you can't take it. It's in his heart, man. See, that's the thing. You can't touch it. Where it is, you can't touch. You see?

1:14:36 Guest I just figured out I've been shooting for the wrong people.

1:14:40 Adam Yeah, you heard it. All those days of practice out in the hot sun and the sand burning the feet and the chafing and the crotch, all for nothing. You should have been behind a microphone. Chris?

1:14:52 Hello?

1:14:52 Adam You're 16?

1:14:53 Caller Yeah.

1:14:54 Adam What's up?

1:14:55 Caller I was playing in a football game from my high school in Saturday night. And like I was wearing a cup and on the on like the previous play the cup kind of came loose. Not like came loose but it got out of position.

1:15:07 Guest Right.

1:15:07 Caller It was like kind of on my ball sack and on the second play I got a I got hit there. And it really hurt. No kidding. But on that play like kind of I didn't go out or anything because even though I hurt I just kind of stayed in.

1:15:24 Guest Right.

1:15:24 Caller And I played the rest of the game and stuff and I was all right but then next day it hurt so bad.

1:15:30 Drew Did it swell?

1:15:32 Caller I don't know. Sort of. Yeah.

1:15:34 Drew Why didn't you have a doctor take a look at it?

1:15:36 Caller Well I was wondering like should I go take a look?

1:15:39 Drew Yes.

1:15:40 Caller What could be wrong with it?

1:15:41 Drew Well they can fracture. You can actually fracture the testes. They can be contused. They can break. The blood supply can be cut off.

1:15:49 Adam How's it looking? How's it looking now?

1:15:52 Caller It looks all right but it hurts to do anything. Like I have to wear like tidy white at school because like if it's like hanging it hurts.

1:15:59 Drew Yeah that may be all you have to do. A urologist should take a look at it. Urologist, okay?

1:16:04 Caller A neurologist.

1:16:04 Drew Urologist. You are a urologist. Urologist.

1:16:09 Adam You need to speak to urologist. Do you understand?

1:16:12 Caller Okay.

1:16:13 Adam All right.

1:16:14 Caller All right and congratulations to the gold medal winners.

1:16:17 Adam Yeah. Hey what about the coveted billboard that's in the K-Show of the Year?

1:16:21 Caller Whatever.

1:16:22 Adam That's a real lucite, baby. Yeah. You see right through it.

1:16:26 Drew There's an old miner up in San Joaquin Valley to pull the lucite right out of the ground for that.

1:16:31 Adam That's right. That's right. We, as I got to say, you know one thing I was kind of interested in, I went to the Raiders training camp, as you know, some months back through a little man show bit. And you know those professional football players, most of them don't wear any pads anymore in their pants?

1:16:50 Caller What?

1:16:52 Adam Look, watch, watch football games.

1:16:55 Drew You mean the thigh pads and stuff?

1:16:56 Adam A lot of them don't wear thigh pads, a lot of them. No knee pads on most of them. Like your average NFL wide out, wide receiver, no thigh pads, no knee pads, no cup, no hip pads, and no butt pad.

1:17:10 Drew That's why they're getting nailed too, the legs.

1:17:13 Adam They don't wear most of these guys. And take a look at your average game. You'll see some guys with some pads in their pants, but you'll see a lot of guys with nothing. So essentially, they're playing football. You know, it's sort of equivalent to a pair of shorts. I mean, they're like tight, you know, knickers, basically. I mean, zero. Start looking.

1:17:35 Drew Is this just so they can get an edge on the speed and the acrobatics and stuff? That must be.

1:17:39 Adam Well, okay, as far as the wide outs go, you know, a knee pad in the NFL is about a quarter inch of foam rubber. And that's not going to, a torn ACL is not going to be prevented by that. That's going to prevent a scrape. So they wear, you know, socks or whatever. They don't care about scrapes. So the knee pad's gone. The thigh pad on the wide outs, yeah, they don't want to slow it down. The cup, that I can't figure out. And the butt pad, they never really did wear in the NFL. And they used to wear hip pads, but they don't wear those anymore either. So essentially, you're essentially wearing nothing from the waist down. And then some of these guys have these miniature shoulder pads on these like linemen and stuff so they don't get hooked, especially like defensive linemen, they don't want to get hooked up on the offensive linemen, so they were just sort of streamlined ones. And it's basically like a helmet and a small pair of shoulder pads.

1:18:32 Drew Wow.

1:18:32 Adam And they're going at it.

1:18:33 Drew Huh.

1:18:34 Adam It's crazy. But on the other hand, you've seen the thighs on a 300 pound man? That's a lot of thigh. You've seen like Warren Sapp's ass? Have you seen his ass and thigh?

1:18:44 Drew Not lately.

1:18:45 Adam You know what's your thigh? You know, for you to be like 6 foot and 300 pounds, you know how big your thighs are?

1:18:50 Drew Big.

1:18:51 Adam Yeah. You think a pad's going to make a difference? No. You know how far you got to get the, before you get the bone?

1:18:56 Drew 12 inches.

1:18:57 Adam Easily.

1:18:58 Drew Yeah.

1:18:59 Adam You got to go through his mom's house to get through that bone. I played football with this Chinese dude named Chung Hwa Kim.

1:19:07 Drew You always talk about the Samoan guys.

1:19:09 Adam Kim. No. This guy was Chinese.

1:19:12 Caller Chao. Ding dong dang.

1:19:14 Adam See, Chung Hwa Kim. See, it was easy. He was a Korean. Oh, he was a Korean. Yeah, maybe he was.

1:19:19 Drew Yeah.

1:19:19 Adam Yeah, Chung Hwa.

1:19:21 Drew Kim.

1:19:21 Adam Kim's Korean?

1:19:22 Drew Yeah.

1:19:22 Adam Kim's not Chinese. Oh, who the hell knows?

1:19:24 Drew Asmika.

1:19:25 Adam This guy was scary. That's all I'm telling you. And this guy, this guy's calves were so big. They're the biggest calves I've ever seen in my life. Chung Hwa wore the thigh pad on his shin in his sock, and it fit. You know what I'm talking about? You know what an NFL thigh pad looks like? He had his stuff down the front of his sock, and it worked. I mean, it was there. He had calf hanging out on each side of it, on the back part of it. Chung Hwa. And he didn't speak any English, just Chung Hwa. There's about that much English, Chung Hwa. And he was this crazy guy. He used to like, he used to like break karate chop bricks and stuff. He was a crazy guy. And we'd be doing these drills, you know. Chung Hwa? How dare you? Chung Hwa was, he was like 14. No, in high school, he was 17 years old. And Chung Hwa was on the team because he was 300 pounds. His calves were, you know, big as a field. And I remember once we were lining up in front of him, and the coach was just kind of talking. He's like, we're going to do some technique drills here. Half speed, everybody, half speed. All right, get down in your stance. And I was looking at Chung Hwa and I was going, he didn't, that whole half speed part, that would mean nothing to Chung. He didn't, that didn't process that all. I stopped everyone. So hold on a second, coach. Chung Hwa, the half speed, do you understand that? Okay, listen, coach, I just, I'm not a pussy, but let's just make sure Chung Hwa understands the whole half speed things. With the calf, he had the thigh pads in his calves, Drew.

1:20:59 Drew Yeah, you're not a pussy. Come on, don't be such a pussy.

1:21:02 Caller Josh? Yeah?

1:21:05 Adam Josh, she's 17, what's up?

1:21:07 Guest Well, I have a little story.

1:21:08 Adam Yeah?

1:21:09 Guest My girlfriend, she's 16. Well, about six months ago, I found out she was pregnant. And about, I don't know, about two weeks ago, we went to the doctor and he said everything's fine. We never believed a word he was saying, so we went to a different one.

1:21:24 Drew Why didn't you believe anything he was saying?

1:21:26 Adam Well, it's the doctor.

1:21:27 Guest Because everything he kept on saying sounded like bullcrap, like all this, like, oh, yeah, she's going to have the baby anytime now. And so we went to a different doctor and the baby's dead inside of her and they won't touch her because she's a minor. I'm just wondering, will this hurt her or do anything to her?

1:21:46 Drew Well, the baby will come out.

1:21:47 Adam Don't you abort? Hold on a second.

1:21:50 Caller How?

1:21:51 Adam Don't you sort of spontaneously abort if your child is dead? I mean, how long can you carry something around?

1:21:56 Drew Or can you?

1:21:58 Guest It's just floating around in her stomach or in her uterus or whatever that is.

1:22:04 Drew I don't understand. I think it's just how did they document that the child was dead?

1:22:10 Guest Because there is no more movement.

1:22:13 Drew They didn't do an ultrasound?

1:22:16 Guest I don't know. They wouldn't let me go with her when I went.

1:22:20 Drew Hold on a second.

1:22:21 Adam I got to talk about... Josh is either stupid or angry or both or something is up. Why he went to the first doctor and the guy said everything is fine and they didn't believe him? What was up with that?

1:22:34 Drew That's bizarre.

1:22:35 Adam Hey, Josh. What was up with the first doctor?

1:22:39 Guest What do you mean?

1:22:41 Adam Why wouldn't you believe him if he said everything was fine?

1:22:45 Guest Because she just felt weird about the baby and said she wasn't feeling any more kicking or...

1:22:50 Adam So she had been a while since she'd felt... And how far along was she?

1:22:55 Guest Six months. The baby was due January 6th.

1:23:01 Adam So now you went to the second doctor and they probably did some kind of ultrasound?

1:23:06 Guest And they what?

1:23:07 Adam Okay. And...

1:23:10 Guest Well the other doctor wouldn't let me go in because I don't know why he said something to her parents about some kind of legal stuff.

1:23:16 Adam They probably sized you up. They saw the torn parka with the duct tape on it and the painter's hat on backwards and the bad teenage mustache and said, why don't you wait out in the hole?

1:23:26 Drew And a few piercings. And if the parents were there, why didn't they get consent to do something?

1:23:33 Guest Because she's a minor.

1:23:34 Drew Yeah, but the parents were there.

1:23:36 Adam Yeah, remember the consent part? The consent. Her parents could have said, fine, do. Give her an abortion.

1:23:42 Guest There's another appointment on Friday that they're going to.

1:23:44 Adam Okay.

1:23:45 Drew All right.

1:23:45 Guest I just wanted to know if this can hurt her.

1:23:47 Drew No, it's fine. Listen, Josh, you don't trust anybody. These people are trying to take care of her, okay? They have a fiduciary and professional responsibility to do what is best for her, period.

1:23:58 Guest Yeah, but it was good going to the new doctor because he told her what was wrong. The other one wouldn't tell her. He kept telling her.

1:24:04 Adam Okay, okay. You want to revisit that again? Hey, Josh, why do you sound angry? Are you angry? You're an angry person?

1:24:13 Guest Not really.

1:24:14 Adam No? Okay. How are you doing?

1:24:17 Guest Pretty good.

1:24:17 Adam All right. You in school?

1:24:19 Guest Yeah, I've just been worried about her.

1:24:20 Adam Okay. And maybe, you know, aren't you a little young to be starting a family?

1:24:26 Guest Well, the condom broke.

1:24:27 Adam I see. All right. Well, can you be... Okay, she'll...

1:24:30 Drew Morning after pill next time.

1:24:31 Adam She'll be fine, but you don't have any more kids for a while, all right, Josh?

1:24:34 Caller Okay. All right.

1:24:35 Adam Take care.

1:24:38 Drew Oh, boy.

1:24:38 Adam Listen, I know this sounds like the worst thing in the world, but this kid just dodged a bullet. They really did. And Josh, imagine Josh's papa, that pissed-off teenage Josh taking care of you. Oh, I can't... See, here's the whole thing. When you're a kid, here's the deal. And I know we've gotten into this before, and it makes everyone hate me, but as a kid, from zero to whatever, now we look at Josh as a teenage screwball, right? They look at Josh as the god, the messiah, the light, the provider, everything. He's everything.

1:25:17 Drew The child. Born to Josh.

1:25:19 Adam The child looks at Josh as everything.

1:25:21 Drew Yeah.

1:25:21 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:25:22 Drew Yep.

1:25:23 Adam That's the scary part.

1:25:25 Drew Yeah. That becomes the measure of all that is good.

1:25:28 Adam Right. Okay, Josh, listen, I don't want to come in on you too hard. It's just there's something strange about your voice, but I'm sorry for what's happened to your girlfriend. Ultimately, I think it's a good thing. You guys can wait a little while, another two or three months, and start a family. We'll take a break.

1:25:49 Guest Loveline will be right back. So get your problems ready. Ready.

1:26:11 Guest Yeah, it's LoveLine.

1:26:12 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew. Dain and Eric are both here. Olympic volleyball gold medalists, everybody. And just the two of them, they don't have to share it with that whole team. Like the indoor guys. Indoor guys? It's not a big deal. You and 28 guys got a gold pick. That's not a... Yeah, you rode the pine the whole time.

1:26:32 Caller Come on.

1:26:34 Adam You don't have that. Not these guys. No excuses. That's it. Just the two of them out there. How long does the average game last? I know it matters. It depends on how close it is. But what are you usually out there for?

1:26:47 Guest About 45 minutes. I mean, some will go longer than that. We've played matches an hour and 20 minutes. I mean, it all depends. But I've seen games go 20 minutes or 15, 20 minutes when you just kill a team. And then if you get a real good matchup, you can go as long as an hour or more.

1:27:04 Adam The whole... Even the serve thing is freaky to me. You see those guys that get way back there, get that run, get that jump. And no more, you guys don't go underhandies anymore.

1:27:13 Guest No, the skyball is off limits nowadays.

1:27:16 Adam Oh, where they used to just hit that colossal...

1:27:18 Drew As high as they could...

1:27:19 Adam .arc shot and you just wait for it to come down.

1:27:21 Guest Yeah.

1:27:21 Adam Is that... Do they... Could you do it?

1:27:24 Guest Yeah, you can do it anytime you want.

1:27:26 Adam It's not going to work, though?

1:27:27 Guest No. The quick points are, you know, we serve pretty fast, so...

1:27:33 Adam And you guys put some English on it on that, right? I mean, that ball will curve when it's coming in.

1:27:38 Guest Yeah, a lot of those... I mean, everybody jump-serves these days.

1:27:41 Adam Right.

1:27:42 Guest It's rare that you see a skyball or something, but if the sun's in the right position or...

1:27:46 Adam Oh, try to put it in the sun.

1:27:48 Guest Right, or if it's a little windy. There's so many elements out on the court when you're playing. That's why we switch in increments of five points, but most people are jump-serving and trying to score right off the serve. Similar to like tennis now, you know, there's those big bombers and a lot of points can be scored right off the serve.

1:28:06 Adam You ever have a seagull crap on you?

1:28:09 Guest No, I've had birds fly across the court right in the middle of the game.

1:28:12 Adam Seems like something would happen every ten minutes out there. Drew, you ever get crapped on by a seagull?

1:28:17 Drew Not while playing volleyball.

1:28:18 Adam I see. But when you're doing what? On the rings? Down at Muscle Beach. I like those guys. You know guys, volleyball is fine as a sport you're playing. I don't like the guys who work out in full view of everyone. You ever see those guys down at the park doing Tai Chi? They spread their blanket out in the middle of everyone. They take their shirts off and they start going through this Kung Fu crap in front of everyone. It's like, go to the red onion who want to get laid. Get off the beach. The guys actually treat the park and the beach like it's their gym. They're doing pushups and shadow boxing and running and plays. You throw the frisbee, that's fine. But I don't want to be playing softball while you're in some kind of lotus position burning some incense out in center field. What is that? That's got to be an attention thing. What about the guys who sun themselves at the park?

1:29:08 Drew What about our callers?

1:29:09 Adam Do you know what I'm talking about? These guys get out there in a speedo and they spread their towel out in the middle of the park and they start sunning themselves.

1:29:15 Guest Dain does that actually a couple of times.

1:29:18 Adam Dain, you do that?

1:29:19 Guest Yeah, to warm up.

1:29:19 Adam You sun yourself? Yeah.

1:29:21 Guest I actually do the Tai Chi.

1:29:23 Adam Oh, you do not. Does he do Tai Chi? Good, thank God. Garrett?

1:29:30 Caller Hello?

1:29:30 Adam You're 29.

1:29:31 Caller Yes, I am.

1:29:32 Adam Yeah, it's great. Tai Chi is great. It's self-defense in ultra slow motion.

1:29:36 Caller Everyone is kung fu fighting there.

1:29:37 Drew What's your question, Garrett?

1:29:39 Caller Well, Dain and Eric, for both of you, I read in a magazine, I think it was Newsweek, I heard that you guys are so big in Europe right now that when you guys are playing on feature court, women are actually tearing off their bikini bottoms and throwing them on the court for you to pick up. Is this true?

1:29:55 Guest Where did you read that, in the Inquirer?

1:29:57 Adam No, no, no.

1:29:57 Guest That was Newsweek.

1:29:59 Adam Newsweek?

1:29:59 Caller Wow.

1:30:00 Guest No, we do play on some topless beaches, but we've never seen...

1:30:03 Adam I heard you guys are blowing up.

1:30:05 Guest Yeah, it's big. I've never had a girl take their bottoms off, though.

1:30:10 Caller Your top, maybe? Her top?

1:30:11 Guest Their top, yeah.

1:30:12 Caller Really?

1:30:13 Guest Definitely.

1:30:13 Caller You treat yourself?

1:30:16 Adam Hey, Garrett, what do you want to pimp?

1:30:18 Guest Well, you know, maybe... You want me to hook you up or what?

1:30:21 Caller These guys are living large right now.

1:30:23 Adam I know, but what does that have to do with you?

1:30:26 Caller No, I read the article. I was really excited for him. I'm a big fan of volleyball, so I just wanted to ask him that question, but thank you very much.

1:30:31 Drew All right, Garrett.

1:30:32 Caller All right, have a good evening.

1:30:33 Drew You're gay.

1:30:33 Adam He threw the bottoms off.

1:30:36 Drew He probably read that. It was his own little twist on the interpretation. He read that bathing suits were thrown at them.

1:30:42 Adam Right.

1:30:43 Drew In Europe, he made them topless.

1:30:45 Adam He did the math.

1:30:46 Drew He made them topless beaches.

1:30:48 Adam Well, he did process of elimination. Well, if they're at a topless beach and they're throwing their bathing suits, this has got to be their shorts. Interesting. And if it's an all nude beach, they throw tampons, right?

1:30:59 Guest Oh, come on.

1:31:02 Adam Hey, it's getting late.

1:31:03 Caller It's getting really late.

1:31:05 Adam They gotta throw something, is what I'm saying. Drew, what are you getting paid by the call tonight? Are you doing peace work? Relax over there. Phil, you're 21. What's up?

1:31:16 Caller This question is for Eric.

1:31:18 Caller I got a question about your charity digs for kids. Are you going to return back to your coaching days at Maricosta and promote digs through kids through coaching indoor volleyball there at Maricosta with Cooker?

1:31:32 Guest I still help out at Costa. I always help out with them, but it's just an extension of my coaching.

1:31:38 Caller Yeah, because I was a formal pupil there and I was just wondering if you're going to return to the glory days.

1:31:43 Adam Did you play for the team?

1:31:44 Caller Yeah.

1:31:44 Adam Well, you were.

1:31:45 Caller You did coach me in the 98 team.

1:31:48 Adam Did you remember? You must have been outstanding, Phil, because Eric's a lit up.

1:31:53 Caller Oh, no. He just made me run a couple of line drills and do a couple of balls for him. But is that going to be an extension of your Dix for Kids program?

1:32:01 Guest Yeah, it's just Coast helped me out as far as learning how to coach and get a philosophy down. But, you know, again, I've always given back to something that's always given back so much to me.

1:32:13 Caller Yeah. It started your grassroots. Eric.

1:32:15 Adam Oh, shut up, Phil. Do you remember, Phil?

1:32:18 Guest Phil? You know, I have him.

1:32:19 Caller Isaac.

1:32:20 Guest Phil Isaac? Yeah, I do remember Phil Isaac. He has a dark hair, a little guy, a lot of fire. Troublemaker.

1:32:26 Adam Troublemaker.

1:32:27 Guest Yeah, he had a lot. He was classic. He was good to coach, actually. He was entertainment value, which is very important as a coach.

1:32:33 Adam He obviously has a lot of personality. I'm guessing Gemini.

1:32:36 Drew That's why the coach has liked you, Adam.

1:32:37 Caller I was just curious. I'm up here at UCSB. More of your...

1:32:42 Drew Oh, he's in the vortex.

1:32:43 Adam See ya.

1:32:44 Drew Bye.

1:32:44 Adam You'll never come back.

1:32:47 Caller Yeah.

1:32:47 Adam You'll open a bong shop in Isla Vista and that'll be it.

1:32:51 Caller Cool.

1:32:51 Adam Fine, though. It's a good life. Yeah. You go up to... I never let my kids go to Santa Barbara to go to school. Eric would never come back. Never come back.

1:33:00 Guest I went to Santa Barbara.

1:33:01 Adam Look how I turned out. Oh, you don't even have a real job. We'll take ourselves a break.

1:33:05 Caller We'll be back.

1:33:07 Guest Hello. This is your Radio Radio.

1:33:16 Caller All right. Well, wait a minute now. Dain wanted to talk to 4Jeff real fast. Hey, Jeff? Yeah? Okay. We're out of show. I know you've been on hold for 64 minutes. I apologize. But it gives you character. Okay? Yeah.

1:33:31 Caller Yeah.

1:33:32 Guest You can borrow my medal in that break.

1:33:34 Caller You want to borrow Dain's medal? No, that's all right. All right, buddy.

1:33:37 Caller All right.

1:33:38 Guest Sorry.

1:33:38 Caller I can help. Sorry about that, Jeff. Is that cool? Yeah, that's okay.

1:33:42 Guest All right, buddy.

1:33:43 Caller You get some sleep, okay? Okay.

1:33:45 Guest All right.

1:33:48 Caller All right. dainblanton.com is where you can find Dain's stuff and digforkids.com is where you can find Eric's stuff. Thanks a lot, guys. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks for having us. Thanks for having us. If you win another gold, you come back on the show. Otherwise, that's it.

1:34:06 Drew It's over.

1:34:09 Caller So until next time, Sam Crawford, Dr. Drew is saying, Mahala. Oh, boy.

1:34:15 Guest This has been LoveLine. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for LoveLine is Ann Wilkins Engel. LoveLine is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

Episode Feedback

Tuesday, October 10, 2000