Episode 1000754887187

11:03 Voiceover KQBC, see you. LoveLine is meant for an adult audience.

11:12 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.

11:23 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight we're at Tickled Pink, Billy Dee Williams is our guest. I've seen much of his work over the years. First time I cried from watching something was Brian Song, 1970 or 71, something like that, when it was on TV. I remember sitting next to my dad trying to hold the tears back, trying to act like a man. Couldn't help it. I lost it.

12:03 Drew At the age of 8, trying to act like a man?

12:05 Adam I was probably so. I was born in 64 and Brian's song is 70, right?

12:10 Billy Dee Williams 71.

12:11 Adam Was it on TV in 71?

12:13 Billy Dee Williams 71. Yeah, 71.

12:15 Drew Because your dad was going, Adam, you got to be like a man.

12:18 Adam Oh, my dad?

12:19 No.

12:20 Adam My dad put me in a dress and told me to lick a giant lollipop. Are you kidding? My parents didn't care what I did. That's why I humiliated them by making a lot of money and going heterosexual. But I loved it. That was the first time. I didn't even know. I thought Billy Dee Williams was Gale Sears. And when you gave that speech about loving Brian Piccolo and crying in the locker room, it just nailed me. It just floored me. And I can't watch it to this day without breaking up. If I hear the theme song, I'll fall apart. You don't have that on you, do you?

12:56 Billy Dee Williams No.

12:57 Adam Okay, good.

12:58 Billy Dee Williams Last night, you caught me last night.

13:00 Adam You would have brought it in. That movie seemed too good for a TV movie. Was it supposed to? Did it go to theatrical release?

13:08 Billy Dee Williams Originally, it was supposed to be a theatrical release. That was the whole idea, but right. They decided to do it on television. Then they decided to release it theatrically. But that by that time, everybody just about had seen it. I think it was much better. I always felt it was really much better for television. Why?

13:29 Drew Because everybody needed to see it.

13:31 Billy Dee Williams Particularly at that time, movies were moving into a whole different... I mean, a lot of technology was starting to come in, a lot of special effects, a lot of violence, a lot of more graphic things were starting to happen at that time. I think Brian's song was just the kind of thing that works better. It seems to me it works better for television.

13:57 Adam Well, it worked on me. And Billy Dee, by the way, is in The Ladies Man, which I didn't even know about until last night when Tim Meadows informed us that he was coming in here for sort of a one-two punch. Tim Meadows was in here last night. And Drew was looking through the bio and couldn't find your role.

14:16 Drew No, no, I found the role. I couldn't find a description of the role in the plot.

14:19 Adam That's what I meant. What were you doing? Yes, we know you're in the movie. We want to know what you're doing in the movie.

14:24 Drew I just don't know what the purpose of the character is.

14:27 Billy Dee Williams Well, what I do actually is I'm like a mentor. I kind of describe this ridiculous person to everybody.

14:38 Adam And as sort of, I mean, is it...

14:41 Billy Dee Williams It's kind of a sober voice in the movie. I mean, it's really more like a cameo kind of thing, I guess, if you really want to look at it that way. But if you're looking at it from that perspective. But I mean, other than that, I mean, it's just a... You know, I just really...

14:54 Drew You're playing a television actor. Is that what... That's what the thing said.

14:58 Adam Is that what it said?

15:00 Drew Like somebody... Maybe I misread it.

15:02 Billy Dee Williams No, you couldn't have read it. You couldn't have read it.

15:04 Adam All right. Drew, you want to talk... You want to... I was going to say, in a way, were you sort of playing yourself in the sense... Yeah, really. You've always been known as a heartthrob.

15:14 Billy Dee Williams Yeah, well, you know, when they were looking... You know, a memo came down and they said, let's go get a Billy Dee Williams type, okay?

15:21 Adam So might as well just get Billy Dee.

15:24 Billy Dee Williams Yeah, right.

15:24 Adam Yeah. I went out on that call too, by the way, with the Billy Dee Williams type. Brian Song, Mahogany, Lady Sings the Blues, Star Wars. The list goes on and on and now, The Ladies Man. All right, Drew, did you find it?

15:41 Drew As for Billy Dee Williams, any resemblance between the suave debonair film and television star and the character of Lester is purely intentional.

15:48 Adam I see.

15:48 Drew I read that into meaning that they made him into that kind of character in the show.

15:52 Adam Right. The movie comes out this Friday, if you didn't listen to it last night when I mentioned it 350 times. As it turns out, Billy Dee Williams is a fan of The Man Show. The like that I had for him quickly turned to love when he mentioned that. God bless you for being so discerning.

16:10 Billy Dee Williams It's a very funny show.

16:11 Adam Well, there's a man who's been in the business for, how many years you've been in the business now?

16:15 Billy Dee Williams Oh, God, I don't know.

16:17 Adam Plenty long.

16:18 Billy Dee Williams Yeah.

16:18 Adam And you've seen him come, you've seen him go, and you love The Man Show. Is that what you're saying?

16:23 Billy Dee Williams Yes.

16:24 Adam Thank you. Evan?

16:25 Drew Remember this man's an actor. An actor.

16:27 Actor.

16:29 Adam Evan?

16:29 Billy Dee Williams Even when it goes, I'm gonna love it.

16:32 Adam You're 14.

16:33 Caller Yeah.

16:33 Adam What's up?

16:34 Caller Well, many of you rock.

16:36 Adam Thank you.

16:36 Caller And Dr. Drew, you're very cool. Thanks for taking my call.

16:39 Drew All right, Evan.

16:40 Caller And all right, my question is, one of my friends, my very good friends who I've known for three years now, she's 14 and she's now pregnant. And she called me today and I spoke to her for about three hours on the phone, telling her and she kept saying that she wants to have the baby and that she knows she can handle it. And her boyfriend, who's 20.

17:05 Drew Nice. Yeah. We should just call that the Loveline couple.

17:11 Adam Yeah.

17:11 Drew You know what I mean? It sort of defines every Loveline couple.

17:13 Adam 14, 20 and she's pregnant. And what are you going to do?

17:17 Caller All right. Well, I was talking to her a lot this afternoon telling her that this is really illegal. Once they find out about this relationship, he can get in big trouble for this.

17:28 Adam Do you like her?

17:29 Caller She's okay.

17:30 Yeah. Yeah.

17:30 Adam You like her, right?

17:32 Caller I don't know.

17:33 Adam You talked to her for three hours on the phone. Hey, you know what's funny? Remember when you used to talk to women for three hours on the phone? Now, Drew, I've been around Drew when his wife calls. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He's wrapping it up before he says hello. Uh-huh. All right, then. Good enough. Well, I'll see you. Fine. See you then.

17:51 Drew That's just because it's between breaks. During a break here, two minutes into the break, people would look at him and laugh.

17:56 Adam Oh, I've seen it on limo rides where we were in there for an hour and a half. The point is...

18:01 Drew Talk for half an hour, and then a half hour wrap up.

18:03 Adam As a man, you lose your ability to talk on the phone with women for three hours at a certain point in life. And I don't know when it is, but Evan, you still have that ability. And you must like her.

18:13 Caller Yeah, she's pretty cool.

18:14 Drew Yeah.

18:14 Adam Now, you like her.

18:15 Drew You like life.

18:16 Adam Yeah. You like her like a girlfriend, right?

18:18 Drew No.

18:19 Adam Come on.

18:19 Caller No, seriously.

18:20 Adam Why would you talk to her for three hours?

18:22 Caller Because I'm really concerned about her.

18:24 Drew All right. Listen, I know it's a stretch for you, Adam, to understand that one human being might have care for another.

18:29 Billy Dee Williams They're good friends. They're good buddies.

18:31 Drew All right. Evan, how about getting her to some services where she can get some professional counseling, Planned Parenthood, family services, and anywhere that she can get an adult to talk to who can actually discuss with her and provide for her the options that are at her disposal, including adoption?

18:45 Caller Yeah, I talked to her about adoption. She said she wants to keep it.

18:48 Drew And, and, look, look.

18:50 Billy Dee Williams What about the parents then? Where are the parents?

18:52 Drew Her parents.

18:53 Adam Her parents, yeah.

18:54 Caller She hasn't told her parents yet, and she's a month and a half into it.

18:57 Drew Well, she's, listen, a 14-year-old don't think usually as logically and abstractly, Evan, as you have the capacity to do. She's not thinking right. She's with a 20-year-old. God knows what she conceptualizes this relationship really to be. It's a mess. You need to get her to someone, an adult, who can help her through this, OK? That's the good friend you can be.

19:17 Caller All right.

19:18 Adam All right, Evan. Just get her over to Planned Parenthood and let her sit down with a counselor and get, you know, make a decision.

19:24 Caller Yeah, but she's seeing someone right now. I forgot what it's called.

19:27 Drew There you go. All right. Good.

19:29 Adam All right.

19:30 Drew All right. Just be available otherwise.

19:32 Adam All right. Let's talk to Megan. Megan.

19:36 Drew Hi, Adam.

19:36 Hi, Dr. Drew.

19:37 Adam Hey, Megan.

19:39 I'm in a dorm right now and we're in like a suite situation.

19:42 Caller And one of our suitemates is Blemick and it's really obvious.

19:45 She leaves a little chunk floating in the toilet.

19:47 Drew Nice.

19:48 Caller She wakes up at five to go running and she runs for like two hours. We hear her bang the doors every morning and we talked to her roommate about it. And she said that she acts really paranoid and never roommate like brings up dinner and like stuff like that.

20:00 Adam You hear bang the doors. You mean like when she gets up in the morning?

20:03 Caller Yeah. It's really loud. I'm one of those light sleepers.

20:07 Adam I see.

20:07 Caller All right.

20:09 Caller I'm not close enough to be like, you know, hey, look, what's going on.

20:12 Drew But how many people in the suite?

20:15 Caller Five. And none of us are close.

20:16 Adam She leaves little chunks in the toilet.

20:18 Caller Well, she pushes it.

20:19 Caller But that's pretty close.

20:21 Drew And that brings you to get somewhere.

20:22 Adam Hold on a second, man. We're talking about inventions I had. People want to know some of my brilliant inventions like the the beer can with the pull tab on both sides so you can shotgun and get drunk faster.

20:33 Drew The vomit base.

20:35 Adam Shut up, Drew. The seatbelt sash, the mis-congeniality and all that kind of stuff. Here is the one I've talked about and I forgot about, which is the toilet flush timer. I'm going to get to this in a second. Ever happen where you're on the toilet, Billy, and you're going number two and the phone rings and you're on the phone, right? So now you're on the pot and you're talking on the phone.

20:55 Billy Dee Williams Why are you including me?

20:57 Drew I'm, let me tell you, part of being a good host is including the guests. Just as a human being, Billy, that's the whole thing.

21:03 Adam Into the scenarios. That's good radio.

21:06 Drew Is a world class.

21:07 Adam Listen, you, I don't tell you how to act.

21:09 Billy Dee Williams You're a very classy guy.

21:11 Drew You're noticing.

21:12 Adam Drew, you're on the toilet. I'll include Drew. You're on the toilet and you're talking on the phone, right? And you're doing number two. And you don't want to flush the toilet while you're on the phone, right?

21:21 Drew No.

21:21 Adam Because you don't want the person who's on the other side to be alerted that you're on the toilet.

21:25 Drew You want to finish, set a timer and walk away.

21:27 Adam So what you do is you get up and you walk away and then you forget about it.

21:31 Drew Yeah.

21:31 Adam And then like the maid or somebody shows up, girlfriend shows up the next morning or in another hour and you're in another part of the house and they got to walk in and find that mess.

21:40 Drew You hear a scream.

21:40 Adam Now if you have the toilet timer, you set it for about 10 seconds, you walk away, flush your toilet, shut the door behind you.

21:48 Drew Do you think there should be some sort of vomit bib also?

21:51 Adam Yeah, that goes around. So it doesn't get outside of the bowl. Right.

21:56 Drew It never stays, does it?

21:57 Adam I'll look into that. Megan?

21:59 Billy Dee Williams Oh, leave a note, Megan.

22:00 Adam She should do a double flush, please.

22:02 Caller I know. That's why I think it's like a sign that she like wants to get help.

22:05 Drew Maybe this will, yeah. And maybe this will bring you all together a little bit. And you understand that bulimia, to the extent that you're describing her manifestations, has about a one out of five probability of killing her. Okay. And it really is a serious issue. And I think you should approach it that way. And where are you at school right now?

22:23 I'm at Western in Bellingham, Washington.

22:25 Drew Is there a student health services there?

22:27 Yeah, there is.

22:28 Caller But I didn't like it when I go there.

22:30 Caller I mean, I don't want to be like behind her back, but then I don't really know if I should confront her.

22:33 Caller I just.

22:34 Drew You need to get her to those services. It's a very serious issue. Okay. And it's a chronic condition. It requires treatment. I suspect she's probably already had some kind of treatment.

22:43 Adam Western in Washington.

22:44 Drew Uh-huh. It's Western. Washington state.

22:47 Adam It is. I guess that is Western.

22:50 Drew Can you go any further west?

22:51 Adam Well, I was thinking that's more North, actually.

22:54 Drew Pacific Northwest.

22:55 Adam All right. Well, North is before West, isn't it, smartass? Hey, Megan?

23:00 Caller Yeah?

23:00 Adam I've never heard of that school. It makes no sense to me. Now, listen, are you a little bit chunky?

23:05 Caller No.

23:06 Adam Okay.

23:07 Just curious.

23:09 Adam Just playing a hunch.

23:09 Drew A serious issue, Megan. It's treated accordingly. Maybe one of the other roommates and you sit down with her and really have a serious talk about getting her some help, right?

23:17 Okay. Okay.

23:18 Adam All right.

23:18 Thank you so much.

23:19 Adam All right, Megan.

23:20 Bye.

23:20 Adam Take care of yourself. I never went to college, but I could only imagine getting in one of those bad suites with some bulimic and some sex fiend and some lesbian. Wait a minute. It's not sounding too bad, really. But I mean, you're thrown in with a bunch of strangers. You're living on top of each other. It just sounds like a disaster. Susan?

23:43 Yeah.

23:43 Adam You're 23?

23:44 Caller Yes, sir.

23:45 Adam Yeah. If I went to college, I'd live on a houseboat. Go ahead, Susan.

23:50 Caller Well, a couple of weeks ago, one of my girlfriends and I went out with some of our guy friends, and they did talk to send to go into a strip club. Well, we went and we were both kind of aroused by it. So about a week later, we decided we'd go back to another one.

24:03 Drew You and this girlfriend?

24:04 Caller We're just friends, like friend friends.

24:07 Adam Right.

24:08 Caller I'm married actually.

24:09 Adam Right.

24:10 Caller And we were kind of aroused by it. We went back to the second time and I just, is that normal?

24:15 Adam Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. What'd you do? You just went back alone with that female friend of yours?

24:21 Caller Yes.

24:22 Adam And did you get a lap dance?

24:23 Caller Yes, actually we did.

24:25 Adam You did? And how was that?

24:28 Caller It was nice.

24:29 Adam Yeah. Did they charge same price? 20 bucks?

24:32 Caller Actually, we got a two for one deal.

24:34 Adam Yeah. I figured they'd do that. Yeah. And so what are you scared of?

24:40 Caller I'm not really scared of anything. I was just kind of curious if that was normal or not.

24:44 Drew It doesn't in and of itself mean anything. It's fine.

24:48 Adam You think you like ladies now?

24:50 Caller I might be kind of interested.

24:52 Adam You got any kids?

24:53 Caller No.

24:54 Adam And how are you doing with your husband?

24:56 Caller We're doing really great.

24:57 Adam Really? What's he do for a living?

25:00 Caller He works in a factory.

25:02 Drew You're doing really great. And that you're kind of interested in straying?

25:06 Adam Well, that's not straying. She was just a little titillated.

25:09 Drew But she said she's kind of contemplating, you know.

25:11 Adam Yeah, but she doesn't look at that as cheating. Would you look at his being being with a woman as cheating?

25:16 Caller I don't think so.

25:17 Drew Oh, boy.

25:17 Adam No. And what's your husband do at the factory?

25:22 Caller I'm really not sure.

25:23 Adam What I love about chicks, they don't care what their guy does.

25:26 Drew Oh, man.

25:27 Caller What?

25:28 Adam You don't know what he does? Let me tell you something. I asked my mom how much my stepdad made a couple of months ago. She had no idea. And I said, OK, now hold on. And this is why my mom hates me. I said, OK, you don't know exactly down to the penny. But does he make 40 grand a year or does he make 80 grand a year? Don't know. I wouldn't accept that, by the way. And then a big argument broke out because, you know, I end up with I end up calling her a an idiot. And that's that's where the big argument comes in. She doesn't know what her husband does. And she's sort of thinking about the ladies.

26:03 Drew Susan?

26:04 Caller Yes.

26:05 Adam Yeah. This doesn't sound great. How long have you been married?

26:09 Caller Just a couple of months.

26:10 Adam Yeah. You're already thinking about, you know, experimenting a little.

26:16 Caller Well, I'd actually been thinking about it for a while.

26:18 Adam I see. Is your husband?

26:19 Caller I had even talked to him about bringing another woman in.

26:21 Drew Okay, here we go.

26:23 Caller We get into it.

26:24 Adam All right. What's up with you?

26:27 Drew Were you sexually abused when you were younger?

26:29 Drew Were you physically abused?

26:31 No.

26:31 Adam Really?

26:32 Drew Do you know what that means when I'm asking you that?

26:33 Yeah.

26:34 Adam Alcoholic dad?

26:36 No.

26:36 Adam Got to be something.

26:37 Drew Something. It doesn't make sense.

26:39 Adam What's up? When did you lose your virginity?

26:43 Caller When I was about 15.

26:44 Adam About 15? That means 14.

26:48 Drew Yeah. Any rapes?

26:49 Caller No.

26:50 Adam Huh?

26:51 Caller No.

26:52 Adam No rapes?

26:52 Caller No.

26:53 Adam I don't believe you.

26:55 Drew It doesn't fit either that.

26:56 Adam It's not that it doesn't fit. It's just you're not answering it right.

26:59 Drew Yeah.

26:59 Adam Susan, seriously.

27:02 Caller Okay.

27:03 Adam Tell us the truth.

27:04 Caller No, I really haven't. I'm just actually, I guess, kind of curious more about females.

27:08 Adam Okay. No rapes. Lost Virginia, 14. How old is the guy?

27:13 22.

27:15 Adam Now we're getting somewhere. Okay. So the guy's 22. You're 14 years old.

27:19 Drew That's a rape, by the way. That's child abuse. Okay. So then.

27:25 Caller Yes.

27:25 Drew Okay. Now, so we got to figure out what set you up for that. Right.

27:29 Adam What do you think of your dad?

27:32 Caller My dad and I aren't close.

27:33 Adam What's up with that?

27:34 Drew What happened with him?

27:36 Caller He just never had a lot to do with me since I was little.

27:39 Drew Why?

27:40 I'm not sure.

27:42 Drew Was he out of the house? Yeah. Did you know him at all?

27:45 Caller Yeah.

27:46 Drew What kind of guy was he?

27:48 Caller He was all right.

27:49 Drew And he didn't drink?

27:50 Caller No.

27:50 Drew And the step dad? Were there step dads? Yes?

27:53 Caller No.

27:54 Drew No step dads.

27:54 Adam And he didn't drink?

27:56 Caller No.

27:56 Adam Your dad? What did he do? Did he drive a truck or something?

28:00 Caller No, he's a preacher.

28:01 Adam Oh, that's trouble.

28:02 Drew That's interesting.

28:03 Adam So where was he all the time? He's out thumping the Bible?

28:09 Caller Well, my mom and him divorced when I was young.

28:12 Drew Why?

28:15 Caller I'm not sure.

28:16 Adam Okay. All right. Here, Susan, I'm going to take a stab at something. You've had a lot of training in improvisational comedy? No, no, because it's like, I'm just like trying to milk a rock talking to you about anything. You're very defensive. Something's up. You got some energy.

28:36 Drew It's not your sexual orientation we're reacting to, Susan. It's the chaos you're bringing into your relationships. It's the fact that you were sexually abused when you were 14. Dad was never in your life, but you can't tell us anything about that or how you felt about that. There's a lot of missing information who are feelings about how you feel about men, who you believe yourself to be in relation to men and all this interest in women one month into a marriage.

28:58 Adam Three months.

29:00 Drew How many months of the marriage?

29:01 Adam Two months.

29:02 Drew Two months into the marriage.

29:03 Adam All right.

29:03 Drew Suggest that you can't handle intimacy and you can't handle stable relationships and you're going to bring some chaos in.

29:08 Adam Yeah. You do what Drew did. You wait till month eight before you start bringing third parties into the marriage. You understand?

29:14 Caller Yeah.

29:15 Adam All right. Hey, Susan.

29:16 Caller Yes, sir.

29:17 Adam Listen.

29:17 Drew Think this through.

29:19 Adam You're going off course here. You understand?

29:22 Caller Okay.

29:22 Adam All right. So be a little more honest with yourself before you pursue all this stuff.

29:27 Caller Okay.

29:28 Adam All right. And don't have any kids.

29:30 Caller Okay.

29:30 Adam Thank you.

29:31 Caller Thank you.

29:33 Adam Yeah, there was something.

29:34 Drew I mean, just go to the strip bar and go around. It's like no big deal.

29:36 Adam Then all of a sudden, you And listen, ladies, you're saying you lost your virginity and putting a bout before your age. Are you kidding me? You think I just fell off the turnip truck? You have every woman knows. My grandma is 84. She'll tell me the day, the month, the hour and the exact age she lost her virginity. I won't bring it up. She'll just bring it up to me as she's done time and time again. Paul.

30:03 Yeah. Hi.

30:04 Adam What's up? You're 24 year old with Billy Dee Williams. And he's going to be in the Ladies Man coming out this Friday.

30:11 Caller All right. I had a question about two years ago.

30:15 Adam I guess I got to apologize. But our our callers cannot even they can't even muster an ounce of fake enthusiasm or of acknowledgement even. Yeah, they don't even know.

30:25 Caller Thank you.

30:27 Drew Hi. How are you?

30:28 Adam You're lucky he didn't go. We have a lot of this. I want to say hi to Drew and I want to say hi to Adam and their guests have never heard of him. And if I have heard of him, I don't like his work. So here's my question. Yeah, at least you didn't get a negative. You just got a grunt. Hey, Paul. Yeah. Ladies Man coming out this Friday.

30:47 Caller I'll go check it out.

30:48 Caller Yeah. Hey, Paul, get on about two years ago.

30:53 Caller I got sentenced to prison and my girlfriend at the time decided we should get married. So I figured why not? I'm going to prison. I get conjugal visits.

31:03 Sure.

31:04 Caller Well, I didn't really want to get married.

31:07 Adam No, I mean, not with that future. I mean, you're going places. You don't need that ball and chain holding you back.

31:12 Caller I was so sure you got a fast track to success and I didn't want, you know, I didn't want to be married, but, you know, she's been with me through all this.

31:23 Adam Right.

31:23 Caller I get out a few days ago and I'm looking for a friend's phone number through her phone book and I find the number for one eight eight eight. Not too late. Now she stopped taking the pill when I went to prison because she wanted to get pregnant with you. Correct.

31:40 Adam Right.

31:40 Caller And I don't know why she would have that number and listening to your show the whole time I'm in prison, I know it's for abortions or to stop a pregnancy.

31:48 Drew To stop a pregnancy.

31:50 Caller Right.

31:50 Drew Not for abortion.

31:51 Adam That's interesting.

31:52 Caller And I asked her about it and she had no reason. She got mad. She started throwing things at me. Wow. Saying, I've been by your side for two years and you question me.

32:03 Adam Uh-huh.

32:04 Drew Oh, hold on. You think the girls protest too much.

32:07 Adam You asked her about it or you got drunk and threw an ash tray at her, called her bitch and then asked her about it.

32:13 Caller No, I wouldn't do that.

32:14 Adam You just asked her about it.

32:15 Drew Yeah.

32:16 Adam You bitch!

32:17 Caller You cheated on me.

32:18 Adam Okay, so you're thinking she may have cheated?

32:21 Caller I'm sure she did. Why would she have that number?

32:23 Drew But already you were attacking her for having cheated?

32:26 Adam Yeah. This is interesting because you know she wanted to get pregnant with your child.

32:32 Caller Yeah.

32:32 Adam Is that what you're saying? How often do you get conjugal visits in prison?

32:37 Caller You get them about every 30 days.

32:39 Adam Really? What do you do? You go to a trailer or they drive you to Four Seasons?

32:44 Caller No, they have little apartments on the grounds.

32:47 Adam Nice.

32:47 Caller They take you out there for three days and leave you there.

32:49 Adam What kind of shape is that carpet in?

32:52 Caller It's nasty.

32:54 Adam Jesus Christ. And you can get married in prison and get conjugal visits, right?

33:00 Caller Yeah.

33:00 Adam I mean, you didn't have to get married before you went in.

33:03 Caller No.

33:03 Adam I see. And what happens? I will get to the question in a second, but I'm very interested in the concept of the conjugal visit because, as you know, I never get done being outraged at the fact that certain notable criminals have actually sired kids while... Well, Ted Bundy had a daughter while he was in prison.

33:22 Caller I don't want to have kids. She's 32. I'm 24.

33:24 Drew Paul, you're missing the point.

33:26 Adam Yeah. You're no Ted Bundy, but listen. What I'm saying is, is imagine that. Imagine you're one of the victim's parents of Ted Bundy, and he has a couple of kids while he's in the clink after killing your daughter and raping your daughter. How would you feel about that? And I think Tex Watkins, the Manson family member, has like three kids that he's sired since he's been in prison. Listen, we're going to lock these guys up or not? It drives me insane. So you had your conjugal visits, and did you use protection? Did you try to get her pregnant?

33:56 Caller I didn't want to get her pregnant, but she didn't want me using protection.

34:00 Adam Okay, so what did you do? Just have a good long talk with your sperm before you went into the apartment?

34:05 Drew She didn't get pregnant.

34:06 Caller No, she didn't get pregnant.

34:08 Drew So.

34:09 Adam Were you pulling out?

34:10 Caller No.

34:12 Adam I know.

34:13 Drew He wasn't doing anything.

34:14 Adam I know his argument of I didn't want to get her pregnant is a horrible argument because he's having intercourse with her.

34:20 Drew Right.

34:21 Adam Right.

34:21 Drew Right.

34:21 Adam And I wonder, are you allowed to time a conjugal visit for when you're ovulating? Billy, what do you think? I have no idea. You don't know about that?

34:29 Drew Outside of a range of expertise here.

34:32 Adam Oh my God. I would do away with that in a second if I was a warden. All right. So, so Paul, now you think she's cheating?

34:40 Caller Because she had that number.

34:42 Adam Right. But, okay. And she didn't give you a good reason, like it was for one of her friends or she was listening to LoveLine and just thought she'd put it in the book or whatever.

34:50 Caller She couldn't come up with any reason.

34:52 Adam Okay. And you gave her a chance to come up with a reason.

34:55 Caller Correct.

34:55 Adam So you think she was seeing another guy and she would call that number in case the other guy got her pregnant?

35:01 Caller I think so.

35:01 Adam How would she know who got her pregnant, though?

35:05 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no.

35:06 Adam What?

35:07 Drew What she's saying, if she has a slip, sheets, condom breaks or something, she's got that.

35:13 Caller Aha.

35:13 Adam So you think she was using protection with the other guy?

35:16 Drew Or if she had sex unprotected, she would go ahead and call that number to protect her in that encounter.

35:21 Adam All right. Well, Paul, maybe maybe this thing wasn't made in heaven or, you know, you don't have any kids.

35:29 Drew I don't know.

35:30 Adam Which is a good thing. And if you, okay, what if she did have a little indiscretion? You were behind bars after she still after all.

35:37 Drew Yeah.

35:38 Adam What about it?

35:39 Caller Well, that's the thing. I don't want to be with her, but I don't have the heart to leave her because she's stuck by my side.

35:45 Adam Right. Well, what were you in for?

35:49 Caller Too many possessions of drugs. Yes.

35:51 Drew Have you cheated on her? Of course. Of course, yeah.

35:54 Caller Before we were married.

35:55 Drew Yeah, you're an addict.

35:57 Adam Yeah.

35:57 Drew Yeah. You're an addict. Addicts cheat.

35:59 Adam Oh, they do? Yeah. I should have become an addict. Hey, Paul. All right. Listen, you're not doing her any good. But if you're staying with her just for sympathy. Okay.

36:08 Drew And after all, you've been cheating.

36:10 Adam And she and he doesn't want to be with her, though. He doesn't. He wasn't really that into it. Didn't want to get married. He just got married because he was going into prison. She's obviously a desperate person. If she's wanting to hurry up and marry a guy who's before he gets carted off to jail and these whole conjugal visit things. I'm telling you, the idea that women are being bussed into prisons, attempting to get pregnant from convicts is a, is not a sound policy. There's something wrong with that. I would give them a shot of Norplant before they were able to enter that apartment for their conjugal visit. That would be my plan. Billy, are you behind me on this one? That's a yes. He knows I'm right. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Joanne, who's 30, brother-in-law, smokes pot around his nine-month-old. That's fantastic. After this.

37:11 Caller Loveline is brought to you by Car Toys and Verizon Wireless, and the Cobalt Lounge.

37:26 We're on 577-947-N-R.

37:43 Adam It is LoveLine. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Billy was explaining to us during the break in as nice terms as he could, is that we really didn't do anything on the show. And I, and that's been, you're not the first to bring that up, Billy. And I appreciate your candor, even though it was sort of fogged in a compliment a little bit. But I know what you're saying.

38:11 Billy Dee Williams You don't have to discuss it.

38:13 Drew No, we discuss everything.

38:14 Adam I do want to discuss it because it's a good point. And a lot of people say to me, although no one talks to me anymore, my own family.

38:22 Drew That is the point that people shouldn't expect we treat on this show.

38:25 Adam But they say about the show, you know, did you help the person who called up? And sometimes if it's a specific medical thing, we do help. But oftentimes we don't. And that's fine. Because to me, the person that calls up is the person who's being sacrificed in the name of the many other people who are listening, who may be going down that same path. And a lot of times when people call this show, they're already pregnant. They're already 14.

38:53 Billy Dee Williams You love to talk. You love to talk.

38:55 Caller It's a radio show. I know. What am I going to do though?

38:59 Adam I can't dance.

39:00 Billy Dee Williams You love to listen.

39:03 Adam Everyone listen to me.

39:05 Drew Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

39:06 Adam He's accusing me of talking.

39:08 Drew But it's a peer counseling.

39:09 Adam I like to talk. Yeah.

39:11 Drew Listen, in terms of reaching young people, peer counseling has always been shown the most efficacious. So they really don't want to hear us. They want to hear the relatable source.

39:19 Adam How dare you? They tune in to hear me.

39:21 Drew Yeah, I know.

39:22 Caller Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

39:26 Adam All right, Billy. We got off to a good start, but now our relationship is starting to come unglued here.

39:32 Caller You love to talk.

39:34 Adam It's not so much I love to talk, it's that I love the sound of my voice, my own voice.

39:38 Billy Dee Williams Oh, that's what it is.

39:40 Adam Yeah. It's got a great nasally tone.

39:43 Drew Any kind of self-stimulation you're into.

39:45 Adam Yeah, that's right.

39:46 Billy Dee Williams Proceed.

39:47 Thank you.

39:49 Caller I love Brian Piccolo.

39:55 Adam Joanne.

39:56 Caller Hello, gentlemen. Hello, Mr. Billy Dee Williams.

39:59 Hello.

40:00 Caller Oh, that's the first celebrity who said hi to me.

40:03 There you go.

40:03 Adam Great.

40:03 Caller I'm famous. Okay, Adam.

40:05 Adam Wait until he starts tearing you apart.

40:07 Caller I know. That's your job.

40:08 Adam You'll enter that phase in about 15 minutes.

40:10 Caller You stay on the line with Billy Dee.

40:12 Caller Oh, okay. Adam, we love to listen to you. So you just keep on talking.

40:16 Drew Don't encourage him, Joanne, please.

40:18 Caller Okay.

40:18 Caller Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

40:20 Caller Okay. And maybe this won't help me, but hopefully someone else out there will get some good advice. I have a brother-in-law who is a professional in his mid-30s making big money and all. And he's got a nine-month-old son, my sister's son also. And he smokes pot every day, every day.

40:39 Adam And he does it in front of the child?

40:41 Caller Pretty sure. Pretty sure. We went on vacation together and he certainly didn't hold back in front of me doing it in front of his kid. He, you know, managed to get outside when he was told to go outside, but something tells me when they're at their own house, he's probably smoking in the house.

40:56 Adam All right.

40:57 Drew Well, you've heard me talk about how marijuana addiction works, right?

41:00 Caller Well, remind me again.

41:01 Drew Okay. It's not a slowly progressive disorder. It's one that affects a subset of people with the genetic potential for alcoholism.

41:09 Caller Yep.

41:10 Drew And it's a, he's an alcoholic or his dad is an alcoholic or something.

41:13 Caller He's got major addictive tendencies.

41:14 Drew Yeah, he's an alcoholic. And it's usually the third time they're exposed to the drug, as though the brain needs to be sort of prime to the effect. And then pow, they have this very intense euphoria, it's the most wonderful thing they've ever found.

41:28 Adam And they wake up every morning there after thinking about, Let's not take the guy back to junior high.

41:32 Drew Thinking about using it again and again and again. They use it pretty much every day and or every day for somewhere between one and 20 years.

41:39 Caller Right.

41:39 Drew And why that this great variability, no one knows. But as somewhere along there, the effect wears off. They start getting depressed, forgetful, anxious, sometimes panic attacks.

41:47 Caller Well, and that's when he's pretty much there, the guy can't sleep anymore.

41:50 Drew Well, now, now is the phase when they'll start really escalating the dose. They'll start using a lot more and a lot stronger kinds of pot.

41:56 Adam Well, what's up with your sister? Why do you think she was attracted to this guy?

42:01 Drew Your dad's an alcoholic? Yeah.

42:02 Adam Okay.

42:03 Drew So your dad's an alcoholic. She found another alcoholic. And she needs to go to Al-Anon.

42:07 Caller Now, the interesting thing is she's gotten him to stop drinking, so he doesn't drink.

42:11 Drew Yeah, but actually, marijuana is a more difficult thing to stop. And the depressions that come when they stop can be very severe and actually dangerous. She needs to go to Al-Anon. That's the one thing that's likely to really get him into meaningful treatment. Get her to Al-Anon, stop focusing on him, make sure she gets a sponsor, works the steps, and as she starts growing in that treatment, amazingly, suddenly, he'll have shown interest. It's almost magical how this happens, but it does almost always. He'll be interested in doing something about this.

42:40 Adam Now, they have Al-Anon for toddlers and the young.

42:43 Drew Alatot, Alatine.

42:44 Adam Alatot, yeah. I see.

42:46 Caller Yeah. I mean, and he's really good at manipulating because she will use recreationally, like, not very often, but it's enough for him to be justified. Oh, you know.

42:55 Adam Right. So is your worry that the child is being exposed to smoke or that he's just seeing what's going on?

43:02 Caller I mean, it's just a future of growing up with a dad. And the thing is, you can't even say that he's, you know, a failure in his life because, you know, he's a successful person.

43:10 Drew Look, there will be consequences from this drug use. And the child, even if you were raised by a different family, nobody used any drugs, would have a 50% probability of becoming an addict or of inheriting the potential of that disease anyway.

43:22 Caller So he's got it on both sides.

43:23 Drew Well, whether it's one or both sides doesn't matter. It's still 50%.

43:26 Caller Okay.

43:27 Drew And then the most important prognostic indicator for that child is a parent in recovery.

43:32 Adam All right.

43:32 Drew So get your sister, Alan.

43:33 Adam Billy, can I talk? I want to say something for a second. Yeah, please. True.

43:36 Drew Yeah.

43:36 Adam Why is it it's 50% no matter whether it's one parent or both parents who have the alcoholic gene?

43:42 Drew It doesn't follow classic genetic penetrance.

43:44 Adam Ah.

43:45 Drew We don't. It's a series of genes that don't segregate in Mendelian fashions. That makes sense.

43:50 Adam So you don't know.

43:51 Drew No one knows.

43:51 Adam Joel, sure. Why is it everything that you don't know, nobody knows?

43:55 Drew Because I know.

43:56 Adam Isn't there stuff other people know that you don't know?

43:58 Drew This is not one of those things.

43:59 Adam All right. Joel.

44:00 Hey, mayonnaise.

44:01 Adam What's up? Hey, what's up, Joel? You're 16.

44:04 Caller That's my main mayonnaise.

44:05 Adam That's my rap name.

44:07 Caller That's cool.

44:07 Adam Thank you.

44:08 Caller I was wondering what the long term effects of shrooms are.

44:13 Caller Not.

44:13 Drew Nobody knows. Nobody knows.

44:15 Adam So Drew doesn't.

44:16 Drew I saw somebody the other day that was having sort of typical post hallucinogenic effects, a lot of mood and panic and things we see from ecstasy after pretty heavy mushroom exposure. So we expect to see that kind of thing. And I'm beginning to see it here and there, though it's not so likely to occur, say, with ecstasy or with LSD.

44:34 Adam People don't seem to do enough of them.

44:36 Drew They don't do as much of them. That's right. They don't do as big a dose. They don't do frequently enough to really get the brain effect.

44:41 Adam One of Drew's greatest disappointments in life is that not enough kids are doing mushrooms so that they can get any definitive information on it, right, Drew?

44:47 Drew That's a great disappointment for me.

44:49 Adam You've never done mushrooms, though?

44:51 Drew No. No.

44:51 Adam Billy, ever done mushrooms?

44:53 Billy Dee Williams No.

44:53 Adam Not your thing, huh?

44:54 Billy Dee Williams No.

44:55 Adam Everything else, though, right?

44:56 Billy Dee Williams Nothing.

44:56 Adam Really? Nothing?

44:58 Billy Dee Williams Nothing.

44:58 Adam Nothing?

44:59 Billy Dee Williams Not a thing.

45:00 Caller Boring.

45:01 Adam No pot?

45:02 Billy Dee Williams Boring. Somebody said boring. I don't know who that was.

45:06 Adam You never did? Never did any drugs, huh?

45:07 Billy Dee Williams I lead a very boring life.

45:09 Adam Really?

45:09 Billy Dee Williams Yes. Wow. This is all a major shock to me.

45:12 Adam Really?

45:12 Billy Dee Williams All the things I'm listening to, yes.

45:14 Adam Ah, we're used to it. Yeah. I've done mushrooms. I had a good time. But yeah, I did it once. I did it for the first time when I was like 19 and proclaimed this was the greatest day and the greatest drug ever. And then promptly did it again seven years later. So I see it's something that people have trouble doing on a constant basis. And I'm guessing if they did do it as much as they did E or.

45:40 Drew Yeah, I was going to say, I'm seeing so much ecstasy related brain damage right now. It's unbelievable.

45:45 Adam Really?

45:45 Drew I mean, just every day.

45:47 Adam Billy, you like to have a drink every once in a while though, right?

45:50 Billy Dee Williams No, I don't drink anything.

45:51 Adam No drinking?

45:52 Billy Dee Williams No.

45:52 Adam Nothing? No vices?

45:54 Billy Dee Williams Nothing. I just paint pictures.

45:56 Adam Oh, you paint? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, that's, what do you paint? Is it stuff we can recognize?

46:03 Billy Dee Williams Abstract reality.

46:05 Adam Do you know what it is when you see it?

46:07 Billy Dee Williams Yes.

46:07 Adam Oh, really? Good. I don't like that stuff with a bunch of blotches. You know, my-

46:12 Billy Dee Williams It's representational.

46:14 Adam My sister, her boyfriend for many years, his dad was a guy named Ed Moses, and this guy, he makes some money as an artist. He'd sell his painting for like 50 grand a pop. He'd paint these-

46:28 Billy Dee Williams I know his work.

46:28 Adam You know his work. Yeah. Sed is his son, and that was my sister's boyfriend for many years. And I used to go over, and speaking of smoking pot, by the way, holy Christ, I could barely see the paintings. I'd get a fan in there to try to see the paintings, but I'd go look at his work, and he had these big canvases, six foot by like eight foot, just big round circles on them. And it was like, how much of that would go for, Ed?

46:53 Caller 50 grand.

46:55 Caller Really?

46:56 Adam I think I could do, if you gave me like a basketball and some house paint, I think I could do that.

47:02 Drew Did you train somewhere or just?

47:04 Billy Dee Williams No, yeah, I trained, yeah. I was, well, I grew up in New York City, and I went to a school called the National Academy of Design for the Fine Arts. I spent two years.

47:16 Caller Just doing painting?

47:17 Billy Dee Williams Yes, on the scholarship. Won a Guggenheim in the Hall Garden when I was 18, 19.

47:23 Caller Wow.

47:24 Adam But don't you have to be tormented to be a good artist? I mean, you're good looking, you've had a good career, you're not strung out on heroin. How can you be a good artist? How dare you? How dare you? Where's your strife?

47:37 Billy Dee Williams There are all kinds of struggles in your life, right? They don't have to be about taking drugs.

47:43 Adam Okay, but admit you'd be a better artist if you bottomed out with heroin, right?

47:50 Billy Dee Williams No, you're not right.

47:51 Adam Okay, or if you're like an ugly, don't you think you'd be a better artist?

47:54 Billy Dee Williams I am ugly.

47:56 Adam Oh, how dare you call yourself ugly. That means we're all mutants, by the way.

48:01 Billy Dee Williams We are actually mutants.

48:02 Adam All right, now you're scaring me. Billy Dee Williams is our ag.

48:05 Billy Dee Williams You're more about the blood type than about anything else.

48:08 Adam What does that mean?

48:10 Billy Dee Williams You work it out.

48:12 Adam All right, Billy Dee Williams is freaking me out. I'm going to go take a good long look in the mirror and and urinate. Drew, you're coming with me. I will. I will protect you. I need help. LoveLine, Billy Dee Williams is here. The Ladies Man coming out this Friday. And we'll be right back after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. You will find him coming up in The Ladies Man, which is hit in the theaters this Friday. And we're just looking at a picture of Billy's work.

49:27 Drew Did you burp when you came in here?

49:29 Adam No. Why? You smell something?

49:30 Drew Yeah.

49:31 Adam Garlic? No, it wasn't me. No, I didn't eat garlic tonight. What is this? It's just a turn into some kind of Friar's Roast with you two. Please stop ganging up on me. You know, I'm going to be strong, but I'm frail.

49:44 Caller He's hideous.

49:47 Adam Billy is also not only a great actor, but a great artist. We're just taking a look at one of his pieces.

49:53 Billy Dee Williams Well, you don't know if I'm a great artist.

49:55 Adam What the hell? That's a kiss of little ass if I can win you over. All I know is I'm no art expert. I know what I like and I don't like too much because usually I don't like stuff I can't make out. Here's the deal. I have low self-esteem. Anything I think I could do, it's got to be junk. And then when I see art that I couldn't do, I label it as a genius. So this I couldn't do, therefore it is genius.

50:21 Billy Dee Williams If I'm a genius and I got no place to go.

50:23 Adam No, no where but down. Now, do you sell your paintings?

50:28 Billy Dee Williams Yeah.

50:28 Adam Where do they go for?

50:30 Billy Dee Williams Anywhere from, I don't know, about $125 up to $35,000.

50:38 Adam Really? $125? That's quite a range. I always want to buy a painting, but I'm too scared. Are you that way, Drew?

50:45 Drew You know where I buy my paintings? On the street in New York.

50:48 Adam Really?

50:48 Drew Those little like outside the Met and stuff. They always have people selling little paintings and things. Yeah, I do that. I just love the stuff they sell. Some people are really seriously talented. Absolutely. They get a nice frame and they get art.

51:04 Adam One time, I had a job. A friend of mine called me and said he was going to Santa Barbara. He had a job setting up art and they would have like these auctions. I don't know what you call these things. You load a van up with a hundred paintings. You take them out to some gymnasium and you just set them up on a hundred easels. The townsfolk come in and just sort of bid on big sofa size crappy paintings. We were unloading all of this art and a hundred paintings. I wasn't paying attention to many of the paintings, but one stood out as being hideous to me and to my buddy John who was sitting out. We were thinking to ourselves, this thing will never sell. This thing is junk. I'm getting a headache looking at it. It went up for auction and this one guy fell in love with this thing. And he said, he said, I have to have this painting. I don't care what it costs. And I'm calling it love of life. And it was at that point I realized that there's no counting for taste.

52:00 Drew Art is subjective.

52:01 Adam Very, well, no, more that he was an asshole than artist subjective. As I've explained to my mom many times. But anyway, Billy actually does have talent. I'd like to buy one of his $125 paintings, by the way.

52:14 Drew Do you want to give out the website where people can see it?

52:16 Billy Dee Williams Well, $125, I did my take on The Empire Strikes Back. I did a painting of it. So now I decided to do 1000 signed lithos.

52:28 Adam Oh, I see.

52:29 Billy Dee Williams That's the $125 one.

52:31 Adam Yeah, I could still go for that. Yeah.

52:34 Billy Dee Williams Okay.

52:34 Adam Yeah, I could do that. The question is for Billy Dee Williams, is there a website where he can see your paintings?

52:43 Billy Dee Williams It's billydwilliamsworldart.com.

52:46 Adam Oh, really?

52:47 Drew Or bdwworldart.com.

52:49 Adam Well, there you go.

52:50 Drew There's no space.

52:51 Adam There you go.

52:52 Billy Dee Williams Also, I got two books out that I co-authored too.

52:56 Adam With pictures of your art in it or just books?

52:58 Billy Dee Williams No, a book about psychic spying. Really? Remote viewing, yeah.

53:03 Adam You're doing that to me now?

53:04 Billy Dee Williams Yeah.

53:05 Oh, Christ.

53:08 Adam Because if you can pick up on thinking about my ass sweating right now.

53:11 Billy Dee Williams Your ass is sweating.

53:12 Adam It's working. Really? What? Tell us about that.

53:15 Billy Dee Williams The first one is called PsyNet. P-S-I slash N-E-T Net. The second one just came out. The first one did very well, so it's in paperback now. But the second one came out in August called Just In Time.

53:28 Adam Now, this is an actual thing that I think our government has worked with psychics who attempt to spy.

53:34 Billy Dee Williams They did it. It started in the 40s with the KGB and then the CIA picked up on it and they had some.

53:41 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, it worked like a charm. I mean, what about Bay of Pigs? We knew exactly what the Soviet Union and Cuba was up to for that.

53:49 Billy Dee Williams It's all about the sixth sense and I think it's always a fascinating subject.

53:52 Adam But does it work? I mean, is it?

53:54 Billy Dee Williams I think there are some people who are quite capable of using it to some degree.

53:59 Adam Can they document it? Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, is the government still involved with that?

54:05 Billy Dee Williams I don't know, but I would say probably.

54:08 Adam You think so?

54:09 Billy Dee Williams It could be. Well, it's great for covert activity when you really come right down to it.

54:13 Adam It's great if it works, but if it doesn't work...

54:16 Billy Dee Williams Well, evidently, it did work up to some point to some degree.

54:21 Adam Well, I guess if it works 10% of the time...

54:24 Billy Dee Williams More misses than hits, probably, I'm sure.

54:27 Adam Right, and the only problem I can think of is that the misses could be semi-catastrophic if you buy into them. Do you know what I'm thinking right now? No. Are you interested in that? Do you have any of that ability? No. No, okay. That means yes to me, by the way. Mary? You're 21.

54:47 Caller Hi.

54:48 Adam What's up?

54:49 Caller I want to say I love Billy Dee, Lando Calrissian, first of all.

54:54 Adam Well, thank you.

54:55 Caller You're welcome. I'm having an issue at school. I started a relationship with a Mary Professor, like an idiot, and I haven't been doing the work that I needed to do and more or less, he's threatening to fail me unless I sleep with him.

55:18 Drew So you, you, you've.

55:19 Adam Wait a minute. I thought you already had the affair with him.

55:22 Caller No, I, I, yeah, I mean, I basically have ended it and he's threatening me now.

55:27 Drew But now, wait a minute, is he threatening you or saying, hey, you didn't do your work, I'm going to fail you?

55:32 Caller Well.

55:33 Drew And then you said, well, what about our friendship? Well, if we reestablish our friendship, I might reconsider.

55:37 Adam I wish Mr. Dilla Birdie, when he was failing my ass at a biology in the 10th grade, would have given me that option. I would have given him a quick blow job. But I really would have.

55:46 Drew You understand? Right. The whole situation is a disaster with a little bit of a different sort of emphasis here. Is he is he using that you're would you have done that? No, he's using the fact that you've done poorly at the class as a way to try to leverage you back into the relationship.

56:02 Caller Yes.

56:02 Drew I mean, or is he just saying sleep with me or I'm failing a period?

56:06 Caller Well, I guess it's a little both.

56:07 Caller I mean, he basically gave me the homework assignments and whatnot and was like, oh, you just come out with me. All right.

56:16 Drew The whole thing is such a mess. The guy needs to be turned in for what he's doing.

56:19 Adam So his homework assignments were like masturbate in the tub, stuff like that, or actual work? Actual work.

56:25 Drew The behavior is completely, completely out of line. You got to report this and you need to retake this class.

56:32 Billy Dee Williams Well, first off, how is she going to report it, though? She has an affair with him.

56:35 Drew But there are every school that got rules against it.

56:38 Billy Dee Williams I think it will probably end up getting pretty ugly at some point.

56:41 Drew No, the students are completely protected in situations like this. The teachers have absolute rules about this.

56:45 Adam I agree with Billy. You should hide your own shame, your own personal shame for the rest of your life.

56:50 Drew Never tell us all. It's not that he was a teacher in the same school, which is bad enough, but in the same class while she was in that class, isn't there absolute ethical boundaries?

56:58 Adam Mary, what school is this?

57:00 Caller I would rather not say.

57:01 Adam Is it a real school or one of our caller schools?

57:05 Caller It's a real school.

57:07 Adam Really?

57:07 Billy Dee Williams How is she doing with her other subject?

57:09 Caller I do really well in school. This is a very unusual thing.

57:13 Adam And why did you drop off in this class?

57:15 Caller This is a subject that I am not good in. I get As and Bs and everything else.

57:21 Adam Okay.

57:22 Drew You need to talk to your students.

57:23 Adam Hold on a second. I am still sort of fascinated by this one because I would really like to get the backstory. But we have to take a break, Mary, all right?

57:30 Caller Okay.

57:31 Adam Well, come back and you tell us how it got started and how that worked and then why you broke it off and all that good stuff.

57:37 Caller Okay.

57:37 Adam All right. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. We will get to Mary and get to the bottom of this affair with the student, sorry, with the teacher after this.

57:46 Caller LoveLine, LoveLine, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back. Oh my, it's Loveline.

58:13 94.7, EARNOR NRK.

58:38 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. He's fascinated in our show, but not so fascinated that he's gonna stay another goddamn hour.

58:51 Drew Or even another goddamn minute.

58:52 Or a goddamn minute.

58:54 Adam No, Billy, Billy, as so conveniently happens, and so often happens on this show, is slayed to stay for the first hour. I guess, I don't know if we had that discussion or not, but it doesn't matter. We'll take this next, we'll get through Mary. And then we'll cut Billy loose and he'll run sprinting and screaming for the town car out in the parking lot.

59:17 Caller We'll never see him again.

59:19 Adam All right, so Billy, could you put me in one of your movies, please?

59:22 Billy Dee Williams Can you put me in one of yours?

59:25 Adam Come on, you got juice.

59:27 Drew He can be on the man show.

59:28 Adam You got juice. I want to play your son in your next film. I got the same hair. Actually, Billy's hair is straighter than mine. All right, there we go.

59:35 Drew Recap here.

59:36 Adam Okay, Mary is 21. Mary goes to a university, had an affair with her professor who is married, broke the affair off. She broke it off, did not do the work in the class. Now he's threatening to fail her if she does not pony up the sex again. Mary? All right, so let's get to chronology here. How long ago did this affair start?

1:00:00 Caller It was at the beginning of the quarter, so it was in September.

1:00:03 Adam September it started.

1:00:06 Drew And you met him first as your teacher?

1:00:08 Caller Yes.

1:00:09 Adam And how long did it go on? He just broke up?

1:00:12 Drew How did you strike this up, by the way?

1:00:14 Caller Well, he basically did. It's a subject where we have lab work to do and it was lab work at night and he would come to the labs and socialize with the students and whatnot and it just sort of all evolved out of that.

1:00:31 Billy Dee Williams Do you like him?

1:00:32 Caller Do I like him?

1:00:33 Billy Dee Williams Yes.

1:00:34 Caller I did.

1:00:35 Billy Dee Williams And why don't you like him now?

1:00:37 Adam Yeah.

1:00:38 Caller Well, I found out a lot of things about, I've grown up even in this short of time. I mean, it was a huge mistake.

1:00:45 Adam Three weeks is a long time.

1:00:46 Caller Well, I don't, you know what I mean, Adam, I just realized.

1:00:49 Drew I'm going to push you on two points. Why don't you like him?

1:00:54 Caller I'm sure because I'm going to get busted.

1:00:56 Drew Why don't you like him?

1:00:59 Caller Why don't I like him?

1:01:00 Drew Why did you suddenly go from liking him a lot to not liking him?

1:01:04 Caller Because he's, I don't know, I guess because he's a predator.

1:01:08 Drew And why did you come to that conclusion?

1:01:10 Caller Well, because I found things out about him that he's done it before.

1:01:14 Drew With other women.

1:01:14 Caller He's pressuring me and...

1:01:16 Drew Did you want him to leave his wife or something?

1:01:18 Caller No, no.

1:01:19 Drew And then again, how did you strike this up? Exactly how did it go down?

1:01:23 Caller He struck it up.

1:01:24 Drew Yeah, but how did it go down?

1:01:25 Billy Dee Williams Are you afraid of him?

1:01:26 Caller Yes.

1:01:27 Billy Dee Williams Why? What do you think he's going to do?

1:01:29 Caller I don't know. I just I feel like I'm my whole college career is going to be threatened and not if you go to the Dean of Students and report what this guy's done.

1:01:39 Drew You're completely exonerated. They'll dismiss this clash. You'll take it again and that'll be that. You're a victim here.

1:01:44 Adam What if the Dean of Students wants sex?

1:01:47 Drew Then go to the president.

1:01:49 Adam And then if he wants. Hey, Mary, OK, here's what I don't understand. He is threatening to fail you, even though he knows that if he threatens you and fails you, that you may rat him out and ruin his entire career. Doesn't he know that?

1:02:07 Billy Dee Williams He's not dangerous, is he?

1:02:09 Caller I he hasn't physically threatened me. I mean, he hasn't been violent with me or anything.

1:02:14 Adam Right. Don't you think his threatening to fail you is sort of sour grapes? I mean, it may be an attempt to get you back. Do you think he'd actually go through with it and fail you?

1:02:23 Caller I he sounds serious, but I guess we don't know until the you got to report this.

1:02:28 Adam Well, wait a minute. I have a more real.

1:02:30 Billy Dee Williams What is the subject anyway?

1:02:31 Adam She won't tell us biology chemistry, something like that.

1:02:34 Caller Something big is something that it's something that's required for me.

1:02:39 Adam OK, Mary, here's your plan of action. Are you listening?

1:02:42 Caller I'm listening.

1:02:43 Adam When does the class end?

1:02:45 Caller In about two weeks.

1:02:46 Adam OK, you go to him and you say, listen, what's going on between us? You know, you made some mistakes. I made some mistakes. Neither one of us wants anyone to find out about this, although you stand to lose a lot more than I do. Make sure you point at him when you do that. If someone finds out about this, I understand. I have been doing the grades and I understand you're upset. But here's the deal. Let's reach a little compromise. It's called the B plan. You give me a B and I leave you B. You understand? You fail me and I'm going to the Dean of Students and you're going to open a big can of worms. Give me a B. Fine. I'm moving on. You move on. That's life. That's the way the world works.

1:03:28 Caller Is my word good enough? I don't have any proof or anything.

1:03:31 Adam You're fine. You're a chick. Are you good looking?

1:03:34 Caller Yeah.

1:03:34 Adam All right. He'll believe you.

1:03:35 Drew He's done it before.

1:03:36 Adam That's how guys work.

1:03:37 Billy Dee Williams This advice is coming from a man who has plaid brilliantly.

1:03:41 Adam I wear prison clothes to work.

1:03:44 Drew Mary, you need...

1:03:45 Adam Is there an angle? Is there another angle Billy could assault me on? Really?

1:03:50 Drew There are multiple levels to this problem and you need to get the ball rolling in terms of you getting out of this, extricating yourself from this class, being able to retake it, getting this guy... Listen, getting this... She's pretty mad.

1:04:03 Billy Dee Williams That's his advice from a man who wears...

1:04:06 Drew Green. And she... It's not...

1:04:10 Adam Who knew Billy was this evil? He's looking like a nice guy.

1:04:13 Drew He's coming out.

1:04:14 Adam Sheesh, when I saw him talking about Brian Piccolo, I got a totally different impression of Billy.

1:04:19 Drew But, Mary, this guy needs to be brought to some sort of justice for this because he is taking advantage to severely miscarrying his position, victimizing people. He's hurting you. You need some treatment for having been such an easy... So prone to immunization.

1:04:37 Billy Dee Williams Dr. Drew, the Second World War is over.

1:04:40 Adam Yeah, take those fatigues off. Billy's punching you now. Are you sure you don't drink?

1:04:44 Drew He's losing it.

1:04:45 Adam All right, hey, Mary? All right, Drew gave you plan C. I gave you plan B. Go with B.

1:04:50 Caller Okay.

1:04:51 Adam All righty.

1:04:51 Caller Thank you.

1:04:52 Adam All right. We're going to let Billy Dee get out of here. Now, not a moment too soon. Lord knows what his next attack would be. The Ladies Man, everyone, coming out this Friday, the 13th, Billy Dee Williams can be found in that. And also, why not check out his website? Give that out again one more time if you want to see some cool art.

1:05:13 Drew BD Art World, is that it?

1:05:14 Adam BD?

1:05:14 Billy Dee Williams BDW.

1:05:15 Drew BDW.

1:05:16 Billy Dee Williams Billy Dee Williams.

1:05:17 Drew worldart.com. One word. No spaces. bdwworldart.com.

1:05:21 Adam Check that out. Nice to meet you.

1:05:24 Billy Dee Williams It's my pleasure meeting you.

1:05:26 Adam And really.

1:05:27 Billy Dee Williams And I do enjoy your show very much.

1:05:29 Adam Oh, good. Thank you.

1:05:30 Drew Not quite as much as though he originally led you to believe.

1:05:34 Adam The bloom is off the rows between me and Billy.

1:05:37 Caller That's for sure. But that's all.

1:05:38 Billy Dee Williams And I see great things for you.

1:05:40 Adam Oh, yes. He's using some of that psychic eye. Yeah. All right, Billy. Get the hell out of here. Okay.

1:05:46 Billy Dee Williams Goodbye.

1:05:47 Adam Thank you very much for coming in.

1:05:48 Billy Dee Williams Thank you both.

1:05:49 Adam And I know this was a hit and miss experience for you. But please, if you got another project, a plug or something, come back.

1:05:57 Billy Dee Williams Okay.

1:05:57 Adam All right. We didn't enjoy having you.

1:05:59 Drew Dash back.

1:06:01 Billy Dee Williams Thank you for inviting me. Thank you.

1:06:03 Adam We'd love to see you. All right. The great Billy Dee Williams, everybody. Drew, you ready to hop on another phone call here? Nice to meet you, sir. Thank you very much. Interesting. It's always, you know, the thing that's interesting about this job is people you've seen and you've appreciated for many years, you get to sit across from them and have them make fun of you.

1:06:29 Caller Have them attack your character.

1:06:31 Adam It's great. No, he was a nice guy. Bianca?

1:06:35 Yes?

1:06:37 Adam You're 21.

1:06:38 Caller Yes, I am.

1:06:39 Adam What's up there, freaky deaky?

1:06:41 Caller Wow. Actually, I was calling to ask you, Adam, out on a date.

1:06:45 Caller Uh-huh.

1:06:47 Caller Uh-huh.

1:06:49 Caller Where do you live?

1:06:50 Caller I'm in San Diego.

1:06:51 Caller All right.

1:06:52 Adam Well, why don't you come on out here? Let's get a look at you.

1:06:54 Caller All right.

1:06:55 Caller Now, how do I go about doing that?

1:06:56 Adam Well, you hop on the 405.

1:06:58 Drew It's two hours away, though.

1:06:59 Adam Head north.

1:07:00 Drew She'll have to come up tomorrow night.

1:07:01 Adam All right. Why don't you come by tomorrow night?

1:07:03 Caller Okay, sure.

1:07:05 Caller Are you actually serious?

1:07:07 Adam Well, I'm not saying we're going on a date, but you can come by.

1:07:09 Drew He may only just look at you through the glass window here.

1:07:11 Caller Through the glass door.

1:07:13 Drew He may not actually talk to you, but he'll take a look, right?

1:07:17 Caller Exactly.

1:07:18 Adam Right. Yeah. You want to come on out?

1:07:20 Caller If I can, yeah.

1:07:22 Adam All right. Should we put you on hold and talk to Ann?

1:07:25 Caller Doesn't she have to do more than that?

1:07:26 Caller Everyone's going to call and ask for it.

1:07:27 Adam Oh, really?

1:07:28 Caller It couldn't be that easy.

1:07:29 Adam I don't know. Remember that time I had the listener take me to the airport?

1:07:32 Drew Oh, why? He screwed my morning up, not just yours.

1:07:36 Caller That's right. And she ended up going to the mall.

1:07:38 Drew And no, no, no. She just didn't show up.

1:07:40 Adam Still never found that bitch. I swear to God, I got a bounty on her head. Oh, I cannot believe that. Me running up and down a rain slick canyon road with a week's worth of luggage.

1:07:54 Caller Oh, my God.

1:07:55 Drew And then you were loaded, too. Remember that? Because you got to the airport and was were yelling at the American Airlines people.

1:08:02 Adam OK, how dare you?

1:08:03 Drew It's true.

1:08:03 Adam For those of you who don't know this story, it really is. It's one of the things I'll remember on my deathbed.

1:08:09 Caller Poetic is a poetic story.

1:08:12 Adam I said to Drew, Drew and I go to New York from time to time and we leave from LAX and we have to catch a 7 a.m. flight, which this was actually Chicago for that Goddamn Jenny Jones Show, wasn't it? It may very well have been. The point is, is there's nothing more miserable because I cannot go to bed before 1.30 or 2 in the morning. And in order to catch a 7 o'clock flight from LAX, which is not near my house, I must get up at 5.15 or 5.20. So you do the math on the sleep. It is not a great night. I wanted Drew to come pick me up on his way to the airport because I did not want to... We were going to be gone. It was not for Jenny Jones. It was for something because we were going to be gone for like a week. And I want to leave my car at the airport parking lot and have a $150 tab. And I said, Drew, that is ridiculous. We both live generally in the same area.

1:09:05 Drew Half hour away, my way.

1:09:06 Adam Oh, how dare you?

1:09:08 Drew During peak traffic hours.

1:09:09 Adam Yeah, peak traffic hours at the 5.45, you jackass.

1:09:14 Drew Go ahead, tell the story.

1:09:15 Adam Well, do not get me riled. So I said to Drew, come pick me up on your way to the airport. We'll split the cost of the parking at the airport. He said, I can't. I don't have time. I said, why not? I have to go to the hospital. I have to make the rounds. I said, what time you have to make the rounds at? Well, I'll make the rounds at 5.30 in the morning. I said, Drew, it's 12 o'clock at night right now. You're going to make the rounds at 5.30 more before you get on a 7 o'clock flight to New York? Yes. So here's what Drew says. Why don't you come home with me? You can sleep on the sofa. This is not when Drew is living in the compound, by the way. This one is living in the Sears Gardening Shed. You pay too much for on top of some hill. You can go sleep with the dog on the sofa. And God knows what kind of dried kiddie vomit. And then when I make the rounds at 5.30 in the morning, you can wait in the car.

1:10:12 Drew And sleep.

1:10:13 Adam Yeah, and I said, Will you crack the window so I can breathe? I said, Drew, how dare you? I'm literally a millionaire. I do not wait in the car.

1:10:20 Drew You were not a millionaire at that point.

1:10:21 Adam I was literally half a millionaire at that point. The point is, as I said, that is ridiculous. You pick me up. Drew said, No, I will not pick you up. I said, I will not drive myself to the airport. I took a stand. People know I'm a man of character. And conviction. And conviction. I take a stand on things like driving myself to the airport and other things I have to do for myself. So I said, I will get a listener to drive me to the airport before I drive myself to the airport. And I said, here's what I need. I need a woman because I don't need to be raped by a man on, you know, the side of the 405. Second thing I need is a newer, safer vehicle. Something that's not going to break down. Something with an airbag in it. And I need the person to be responsible because I have to come pick me up at 5 45 in the morning. Right. Okay. Good enough. So I put the call out. I got a couple of girls calling in. Did a little screening process. Found out, decided on one of them. Oh, I always trust my gut. And I said to this young lady, listen, you realize it's, you know, you got to pick me up at 5 45 in the morning because I got to make a seven o'clock flight. And I'm not talking about 6 10. I'm talking about 5 45.

1:11:32 Drew You can't miss. She said, no worries.

1:11:34 Adam I get up early. I get up at that time anyway. As it turns out, she lived on Gower and Santa Monica or something. She literally lived down the street or down the hill for me. I said, fine. I gave her directions. And then I started thinking about it. Do I want to give her directions to my door? I thought, no, I don't think that's a great plan. I'm leaving town for a week. She's going to have a party in my house while I'm gone. I will tell her to meet me on Beechwood down the street from my house, which means I have to go down 785 stairs. They have all these stairs that connect the streets up in the hills. I'll go down those stairs. It will still be worth it. And I'll tell her, just meet me up the hill on Beechwood there. Don't meet me right at my house. So I gave her very explicit directions about where to meet me, blah, blah, blah. Went down the stairs. Now it's dark at 545 in the morning.

1:12:22 Drew It's misting.

1:12:22 Adam I went to bed at 215. I'm completely out of it. And it's actually raining. It's drizzling. So it's sort of dark. It's like, I guess what the weather's like in Scotland.

1:12:34 Drew It's like a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde scene.

1:12:36 Adam Yeah.

1:12:37 Drew A London fog.

1:12:37 Adam Right. You see it coming down around the streetlights. So there I am standing with a week's worth of Samsonite and underpants, wearing an overcoat, wearing a pair of boots, standing down. It's still dark and I'm waiting. And I'm standing down there in Beachwood and it's raining. And it's 515 and it's 550 and it's 553. And now I'm getting a little nervous. Maybe she didn't know the directions. Now what do I do? Drag the suitcase with me and go walk a block around the court. Maybe she's parked just at the market, just around the corner. Leave the suitcase out on the sidewalk, hoping someone's not going to walk their dog and steal it. And I go jogging down the street. Then I realized, okay, maybe she passed by this area. She's waiting on the next corner. I can't see around the bend. Drop the suitcase, run the other way. Finally realize it's like 608 and I think to myself, this bitch ain't coming. And I'm staying, now by the way, my house is one million stairs and it's wet and I got two huge suitcases and I'm wearing, you know, sweatshirt and an overcoat. And you know what? I'm chugging up that thing. And I chugging, I'm dragging that stuff.

1:13:44 Drew And now you're really late.

1:13:45 Caller Oh, now I'm late.

1:13:47 Adam Now I'm hauling ass. And I'm leaving about 610 and I'm hauling ass up these stairs and I'm sweating like a drug addict. At the top, I throw the suit, I run up my hat, grab the keys, I jump in my car, throw the suitcase in there. And now I'm cursing this bitch the entire way and I'm hauling ass. And I know Drew's at the airport and I know he's waiting for me and I know we got to do Jenny Jones or whatever the hell we're doing that afternoon. And I got a seven o'clock flight and I'm chugging. I'm chugging like OJ through that airport, man. I get there and I get to the airport at like, I don't know, six forty seven or something to seven o'five fly and I'm running. I'm chugging and I see Drew in the distance. He's yelling, Adam, come on, buddy. Drew, you're on the plane and you got off the plane, right?

1:14:31 Drew This is Florida. I remember this now.

1:14:32 Adam Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

1:14:36 Drew I was on the way. I left the coat on the plane.

1:14:38 Adam Yes. We were doing a speaking engagement, in the University of Florida. 8000 people literally actually 8000. Now, actually 8500 people showed up at the event at the basketball stadium. The biggest gig we've ever done. I'm running like a maniac. Drew's yelling at me.

1:14:57 Drew We get to the gate and they pull the purple sash across the gate. The purple rope.

1:15:04 Adam Right.

1:15:04 Drew Just right across.

1:15:05 Adam And the plane is parked there. And Drew's coat is on the plane. And I'm looking at the plane and Drew's looking at the plane. And I'm looking at the pilot and there's a sheet of glass and 10 feet before the plane. And I say, you don't know what I've been through, but let's just get on this plane.

1:15:25 Drew You see our policy.

1:15:27 Adam 10 minutes before takeoff and close the gate. Yes. And I said to this son of a bitch, was this Delta?

1:15:31 Drew Yeah.

1:15:32 Adam I said to this sea sucker on Delta, I said, where is this policy? This 10 minute policy? He says it's everywhere. It is everywhere. I say, where? Everywhere, he says. I've never seen it written that you have to get there 10 minutes, oh yes it is. So what do I do? I pulled my ticket out and I say, here's the ticket I have to get on this plane. You show me where it's written on this ticket. He said, well, it's written everywhere but the ticket. Fantastic. He really made his point. At that point, you need to cave in and let me on the plane. But no, he does not let us on a plane. And here's the ironic thing about all this stuff, because I've not been led on many planes. The argument that you have about why you can't be led on the plane takes 10 times as long as the goddamn walk to the plane would take.

1:16:18 Drew 10 times.

1:16:20 Caller Easily.

1:16:21 Adam And so I say to the guy, please, you don't know. By the way, the plane is still here. Just let us on the plane. And he says, no, no, no. And so I finally say to him, and I think this confused him, I want to talk to the guy from the commercial. And he says, what do you mean? I said, I've seen the Delta commercial. You know, the friendly guy who chases the guy through the airport because he left his attache case on the bench. The guy that helps the old woman, the guy that opens the door, the guy that guy, where is he? Where is he? Go get him. I started yelling at this poor MFer. And he had no idea who that guy was or what I was talking about. It was just the rantings of a madman at that point.

1:17:04 Drew And it was yelling.

1:17:06 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:06 Drew Made no mistake about it.

1:17:07 Adam Now Drew's yelling at me for being like-

1:17:09 Drew We were yelling at each other.

1:17:09 Adam And I'm yelling back at Drew. And Drew's scared assless because his two thousand dollar cashmere camel hair raincoat that his wife just bought him is on the plane that he's not on. And if anyone knows Drew's wife, he knows he's got a new a-hole torn for him, although she spent your money to buy it.

1:17:27 Drew I do. I do remember the word seasucker flying around there multiple times.

1:17:31 Adam I and now we're in the argument. We're in the like minute fifteen of this argument still staring at the plane. Yeah.

1:17:38 Drew They're waving at us.

1:17:39 Adam The bottom line is not getting on the plane. I'm covered with sweat. Drew's new coat is on the plane and I want to kill. There's a band on the plane that was on this.

1:17:52 Drew Six weeks ago too, the same band.

1:17:54 Adam They were on the show the night before.

1:17:57 Drew Yep.

1:17:59 Adam And then we'll think of it as all right. All right. Well, anyway, never did get on the plane. And I'm still looking for that bitch. She would not pick me up that rainy morning. And if anyone knows who she is or if she's listening, please, I will get her. I'll bury the hatchet with her if she can call in the show. All right. Well, one, two. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's what got you going. Oh yeah. Hey, Bianca, what did you want? You want to ask me? Can you drive?

1:18:29 Caller No.

1:18:30 Adam You don't have a license?

1:18:31 Caller I don't have a car here.

1:18:32 Caller I cannot believe it.

1:18:33 Caller That's a horrible story.

1:18:35 Drew You don't have a car here?

1:18:37 Caller Where I am.

1:18:37 Caller Where do you have a car?

1:18:39 Caller I don't have a car in general.

1:18:40 Adam Okay. Okay. Listen, you're too dumb for me.

1:18:43 Caller I don't have a car here.

1:18:44 Adam Listen all you idiots.

1:18:45 Drew On Earth.

1:18:46 Adam I think you're going to.

1:18:47 Caller I don't have a car here on Earth.

1:18:51 Drew Oh my God.

1:18:52 Adam Yeah. We figured your Lexus was in the shop.

1:18:56 Drew I thought she was going to say she was away to school, her car is in Arizona.

1:18:59 Caller No, Earth.

1:19:00 Adam Listen, you morons who call this show that is right up there with the, you know, my boyfriend's in jail for a parole violation. You would not fool us with these semantics. All right, we're going to take a little break. I'm going to cool off.

1:19:12 Caller We'll be back after this. Hello, who is this? This is Loveline.

1:19:17 1-800-LOVE-191, Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:19:39 Adam Yep, that's what's wrong with the world, Drew.

1:19:42 Caller Oh, boy.

1:19:43 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. A very bizarre and strange encounter with Billy Dee Williams tonight. He was giving me the stink eye, but he liked me. Kind of. But kind of. Yeah, thank you, Drew. Thank you. It's important that people not know that he liked me.

1:20:01 Drew Really?

1:20:02 Adam Really, in a more total way, but that he just sort of partially liked me.

1:20:06 Drew Almost liked you, yeah.

1:20:07 Adam That's right. And but he had a sense of humor about it. Interesting guy.

1:20:13 Caller All right, Drew.

1:20:13 Adam That's good writing when it bangs some stuff together.

1:20:20 Caller Todd?

1:20:21 Adam Yeah. You're 25. I am.

1:20:24 Caller Hey, Todd. Hey, Dr. Drew.

1:20:26 Adam Hey, Adam.

1:20:26 Caller How are you doing?

1:20:26 Drew Hey, Todd?

1:20:28 Caller All right.

1:20:28 Adam Yeah.

1:20:28 Caller He's nervous.

1:20:29 Adam Hey, Todd. I'm guessing that's not your real name if you're calling us that.

1:20:33 Caller No, it is Todd. Really?

1:20:35 Adam It's actually my middle name. All right. All right. What's up there, Todd?

1:20:39 Caller Anyway, my girlfriend, who is 25 also, has had started having orgasms with me for the first time. And she kind of squirts when she has her orgasm. And I'm just wondering A, is this normal? And B, what is this?

1:20:56 Caller What's coming out of her?

1:20:57 Caller It's a clear fluid.

1:21:00 Caller Nice.

1:21:00 Drew It's a female ejaculation. And there's a bunch of glands there that can produce this fluid.

1:21:05 Caller Okay.

1:21:05 Drew And it's a normal thing.

1:21:07 Caller Okay. You never hear of it. And I was just...

1:21:10 Drew It seems like we talk about at least once an hour every night here.

1:21:14 Caller Okay.

1:21:14 Adam Do you listen to the show?

1:21:16 Caller Not often enough, I guess.

1:21:18 Adam I guess. Because yeah, it does. I think we talked about it last night.

1:21:21 Drew Yeah.

1:21:21 Adam If I'm not mistaken. It does come. We did. I know we talked about it last night.

1:21:25 Drew This one was the one last night was having it before orgasm.

1:21:27 Caller Remember?

1:21:28 Adam Right. And for her it was urine.

1:21:31 Drew Yeah. We thought it was urine.

1:21:32 Adam All right. So how much comes out, Todd?

1:21:35 Caller Not a whole lot. I'd have to be noticeable, actually.

1:21:38 Adam I see.

1:21:38 Caller She's very conscientious about it and really doesn't know a whole lot about it.

1:21:43 Drew And it's normal and she needs to calm down. Don't you think?

1:21:48 Caller I don't have a problem with it.

1:21:50 Adam And she wasn't having orgasms until until you until recently.

1:21:55 Caller She was having them on her own and this was not happening. We're wondering whether it's with me.

1:22:00 Adam That's good.

1:22:01 Caller Yeah, you're doing good. Thank you.

1:22:03 Adam That's great. Hi, Todd.

1:22:05 Caller Good luck.

1:22:05 Drew Enjoy.

1:22:06 Adam I just thought about something. A million happened to me today. What?

1:22:09 Drew Tonight?

1:22:10 Adam Yeah. Go ahead. I was having at myself after the show last night, you know, and his tradition would have it. And I used a little little Kleenex to, you know, clean up.

1:22:24 Drew Oh, where the Kleenex end up? Oh, my God.

1:22:30 Adam And actually, I end up using three or four Kleenex to, you know, clean up, you know, decorate and a little last wipe in there, too.

1:22:44 Caller What the hell? I was, you know, before the cleaning, after the cleaning.

1:22:49 Adam So I ended up taking the Kleenex, just kind of tossing it on the, you know, end table by the sofa there. And, and there it remained, but the maid came in. And as tradition would have it again, you know, she came over about five o'clock. I told her I was going to go upstairs, take a little nap, you know, took a little nap, and woke up about five forty five and thought, oh, geez, I wonder where that cleaning is.

1:23:21 Caller Thought I'd break it down there and check that. And it had been cleaned up.

1:23:26 Adam So I didn't, I didn't get there. And then I started thinking, geez, maybe I, maybe I threw it away. And then I, that's why I had to pray for that. No, I know I didn't. I didn't.

1:23:38 Drew So what's her name?

1:23:40 Caller I'm not going to tell. She has kids.

1:23:44 Adam Jonathan, it would be a lawsuit.

1:23:46 Caller Yeah.

1:23:46 Adam You're 18.

1:23:47 Caller What's up?

1:23:47 Caller Oh my God. Yeah. I've been seeing this girl for about four months. And for the past two weeks, we've seen each other every day. And for the past week, we've been sleeping together, just not having sex. And my question is basically directed to you, Adam. I want to know your advice on how I'm supposed to get this chick in the sack.

1:24:08 Drew Wait a minute. You already are in the sack with her.

1:24:10 Caller No, no, no. But we have not had sex. And I've had blue balls for the past week.

1:24:15 Drew Hang on. Where are you sleeping?

1:24:17 Caller In her apartment, in her bed.

1:24:20 Adam How old is she?

1:24:21 Caller She's 20.

1:24:22 Adam I see. She's 20. She has her own place. You're sleeping over and no sex.

1:24:29 Caller And no sex.

1:24:31 Adam And she's not a virgin.

1:24:32 Caller No.

1:24:33 Adam And has she had a hard time with men?

1:24:36 Caller Um, yeah.

1:24:37 Adam Yeah. So maybe had a bad dad or bad boyfriend or two?

1:24:42 Caller No, not really. It was just her last relationship, I guess, ended on a bad note.

1:24:47 Drew What happened?

1:24:49 Caller I don't know. She didn't go into details.

1:24:51 Drew You don't know what's going on.

1:24:52 Adam You don't want details. Believe you me. Smart man. And here's a question. Does she like her dad?

1:24:58 Caller Yeah.

1:24:58 Caller She does.

1:24:59 Adam What's she doing?

1:25:01 Caller Going to school.

1:25:02 Adam I see. Junior college?

1:25:04 Drew Have you told her you would like to sleep with her?

1:25:06 Caller Yes.

1:25:07 Drew And what does she say?

1:25:09 Caller Basically, she says we're friends and then she begins to, or we like, stay up until 7 in the morning just going at it.

1:25:25 Drew Going at it.

1:25:26 Adam Doing what? What's that mean?

1:25:27 Caller Just, you know, fooling around basically.

1:25:32 Drew I just like Jonathan's not abusive enough. You know what I'm saying?

1:25:35 Adam It's that thing. Does she grab your honker at all?

1:25:40 Caller Beg your pardon.

1:25:41 Adam Does she make contact with the honker?

1:25:43 Caller Yeah, not, not as vulgar as that, but she makes it known.

1:25:49 Adam She touches you?

1:25:50 Caller Yeah.

1:25:51 Adam She gets your junk?

1:25:52 Caller Yeah.

1:25:53 Adam Yeah. Okay. Yeah, here's what I'm, here's my theory about this.

1:25:58 Caller Okay.

1:25:59 Adam It's not because she's a prude.

1:26:01 Drew That he's too nice.

1:26:02 Adam It's because you are the kind of guy she wished she was attracted to.

1:26:07 Caller Right.

1:26:07 Adam But she's not attracted to you because you're a nice guy and you're a pliable guy.

1:26:13 Caller Right.

1:26:13 Adam And she's used to A-holes. You get that? You know what I'm talking about?

1:26:17 Drew I know exactly what you're talking about. That's the drill here.

1:26:20 Adam And what she's basically doing is she's trying to get herself to like you. Like, come on, this is the guy I should like. Like, when I'm with the A-holes, this is the guy I always say, why can't I find a guy to treat me right? Why can't I find a guy who respects me? Why can't I find a guy who wants to stay up all night and talk and blah, blah, blah?

1:26:36 Drew And as a part of her, it's afraid to get open with him, too, for fear of falling into that more real connection that's been so painful for her in the past.

1:26:45 Adam Right. Okay. So here's the answer. He needs to weave some booze into this situation. You understand?

1:26:56 Caller Yeah.

1:26:57 Adam You need to get some booze going. Does she drink?

1:27:00 Caller No, she hasn't.

1:27:01 Drew Unacceptable.

1:27:02 Adam She doesn't. For what? Oh, she used to drink.

1:27:06 Caller Yeah. No, no.

1:27:09 Adam She just stopped.

1:27:11 Caller She was her choice. She wanted to.

1:27:14 Adam Who's in the background?

1:27:16 Caller My neighbor.

1:27:17 Adam I see. Okay, listen, if she stopped because she wanted to.

1:27:20 Drew She had a problem.

1:27:21 Adam She had a problem with booze.

1:27:22 Drew People don't have a problem. Don't stop.

1:27:24 Adam Perfect.

1:27:24 Drew Just go along with it.

1:27:25 Adam You gotta get her back on the booze.

1:27:26 Caller Oh.

1:27:28 Adam If she has one wine cooler, she'll have 80. Believe me. Now listen, what about Pot? You gonna get her on some pie?

1:27:35 Caller Who?

1:27:35 Adam No, okay.

1:27:36 Drew What was the deal with her other boy, her last boyfriend? Do you have any idea?

1:27:39 Caller Um, they were together for about three years.

1:27:42 Drew And what was the deal? Why did they, why did they break up? I don't know. Why don't you look, I would predict.

1:27:48 Adam Do you know the guy?

1:27:50 No, no.

1:27:51 Adam Was his name Kurt?

1:27:53 Caller Steve. What?

1:27:55 No.

1:27:55 Adam No. But he was in A-Hole.

1:27:57 Caller Okay.

1:27:58 Adam You know what I'm saying? You don't know what he did, you don't know what he drove, you don't know anything.

1:28:05 Caller I, I, all I know is I guess he was a nice guy to her. But I apparently dicked her out at the end.

1:28:14 Adam All right. All right. Hey, Jonathan?

1:28:15 Caller Yeah.

1:28:16 Adam You may be in a little over your head.

1:28:18 Drew You gotta wake up a little bit here, pal.

1:28:19 Adam You're 18, you're with the 20-year-old, she's got her own pad. There is, I spent many, many, I'm thinking about many, my entire career, dating, going out with women that were over my head, out of my league, too old for me, too together. It doesn't work out. It really doesn't.

1:28:37 Drew The number, the number, we had to go over that personal rating system.

1:28:41 Adam There's nothing, that's fine. There's nothing worse as a guy who is 18, 19 years old trying to go out with some chick who's 20, 21, who has her own place, who's got her life together. You're just, you're way out of it. She wants to go out with some guys in his late 20s and has his ass together and oh, and women, and I guess men will do this too, but women will really do it. Women will really spend time with a guy they're not that interested in and spend a considerable amount of time with him. Men may want to have sex with a woman they're not that interested in, but as far as staying up all night fooling around or penny for your thoughts or let's go to the mall or let's go catch a matinee or let's go let's go antiquing for seven hours.

1:29:28 Drew Not unless there's a goal in mind.

1:29:29 Adam No way. Right? Not unless he's trying to get in her pants.

1:29:33 Drew Right, he's got a goal.

1:29:34 Adam And, but here's what I'm saying, if he's not that interested in her, he's not going to spend an entire day trying to get in her pants. He may spend a couple of drinks in an hour. Know what I'm saying?

1:29:43 Drew Yeah.

1:29:44 Adam Women will hang with a guy. Believe me, I know, I've had many a woman who was not interested in me physically hang with me. Did I say many? I meant all. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's why Jonathan needs to find himself a nice 16 year old.

1:30:01 Caller No, an 8 year old.

1:30:03 Drew Really? 17 to 9 year old.

1:30:05 Adam All right. You want to talk about the personal rating system?

1:30:07 Caller Sure.

1:30:09 Adam This offends people, but it's something we haven't discussed in many, many years, months and years on this show. Everyone has a number. You can't argue with it. And people try to give me a hard time with this, which is, oh, I do not have a number. Yes, you do. It's not all about looks. It's not all about how big your cans are. And for guys, it's not all about what car you drive. It's everything. And you have a number. And your number is different from one gender to the next.

1:30:39 Drew And for one year to the next, too, people's numbers change.

1:30:43 Adam They can, yes. Meaning for a woman, looks is more important. I mean, her number obviously has more to do with looks, whereas a man, it's a little bit lower down on the scale. For instance, it's four categories. Now, what is it with women? It's face, it's body, it's pliability, or just sort of ease, ease of maintenance, ease of hanging, and personality. Not in that order. But they're all good for a certain thing. You give yourself a one to ten in each one of those categories, divide by four, and that's your number. All right? And you can't argue with it. And the reason for men, it's looks, personality, position. I say position because it's not so much about how much money you make, it's what you're doing that makes you that money that women are interested in. I mean, there are guys whose daddy left them ten million dollars, whose women aren't nearly as interested in as a guy who's on TV.

1:31:45 Drew Or a guy who's running Greenpeace or something or something. You know what I mean?

1:31:48 Adam Whatever. Yeah. Working with cats or something.

1:31:51 Drew Yeah.

1:31:51 Adam Okay.

1:31:52 Drew What was number four for guys?

1:31:54 Adam Let's see. Looks, personality, position, and sense of humor slash spirit. Women are very interested in a guy who's dynamic or has a sense of humor or, you know, these guys who like to tell jokes or go mountain biking or whatever. They're attracted to that. Whereas with men, we don't care if a chick's dynamic. Like I'm going bungee jumping. Great. Take your pants off. I'm going to I'm going to do the eco challenge where we hiked through the Gobi.

1:32:30 Caller Take your pants off.

1:32:32 Adam That's how guys are.

1:32:33 Drew Now, guys, you mean like 18, 20 year old guys?

1:32:37 Adam No, I'm not all guys.

1:32:37 Drew No, come on.

1:32:38 Adam Not that interested in a chick who's going to do the eco challenge or is going to change the world.

1:32:43 Drew Guys get older. They're more interested in.

1:32:45 Adam It's a factor, but it's not it's not bigger than breast or ass, which is really great. It really shows how far we've come as men. Which is, yeah, this chick. Well, basically Mother Teresa passed the torch to her, but her ass is a little big, so I'm interested. She's doing the Lord's work, but she got a little dimple on her ass, so I'm interested.

1:33:08 Drew And so you want to be at the same number as your partner.

1:33:11 Adam You here's what you want.

1:33:13 Drew Oh, up above.

1:33:14 Adam You would like to find ideally you would like to get someone who's a point to a point and a half, maybe two points higher than you are.

1:33:23 Drew What if it's four points higher?

1:33:24 Adam Four points is no good.

1:33:25 Drew Doesn't work.

1:33:26 Adam Their friends will wise them up eventually and they'll dump you whichever way it is, whether it's the male being higher or the female being higher.

1:33:33 Drew Eventually you'll wake up to the number's difference.

1:33:35 Adam Absolutely. And people say, listen, what do you mean it has to do with love? But believe me, it works and people know what their number is. Do you know what I'm saying? I cannot date a supermodel because they know what their number is.

1:33:49 Drew You know, I found it interesting.

1:33:50 Adam You understand that?

1:33:50 Drew Yeah. What I found interesting about your, it made me more than that too. But the showering issue kind of could be a deal breaker.

1:33:58 Adam Hey, and once in a while, it'll happen. Once in a while, a supermodel, once in a very, very, very great while, a supermodel go out with some Joe Schmo guy.

1:34:08 Billy Dee Williams Right.

1:34:09 Adam How long does it last?

1:34:10 Caller Right.

1:34:11 Adam She wises up eventually. There's too big, when the number is too spread out, it does not work.

1:34:17 Drew The other thing I found interesting about this, when we, you and I had gone out and talked about this a little bit, people, women always take an exception to the idea of looks and position.

1:34:26 Adam Right.

1:34:26 Drew And yet when you talk to them, they can't distinguish those two sometimes.

1:34:30 Adam That's right.

1:34:30 Drew Which is fascinating.

1:34:32 Adam That is right.

1:34:32 Drew To them, the ugly guy in his great position, such an attractive guy.

1:34:37 Adam Right.

1:34:38 Drew And you try to go, no, no, can you see him? No, no.

1:34:40 Adam Now, now I'm going to give you, I'm going to explain how that works and do a car analogy.

1:34:45 Drew Adam, you and I were, we were the examples that one day when Roseanne and Anca were talking about it, remember?

1:34:52 Adam On the Roseanne Show?

1:34:53 Drew Yeah.

1:34:54 Adam What? Yes.

1:34:55 Drew And we said, for instance, what's our number? They go, oh, you guys are very attractive guys. No, no, we understand. We're making an example that we're not.

1:35:01 Adam Right.

1:35:01 Drew We have good positions. Oh, no. How can you say that? How dare you?

1:35:04 Adam I don't know, Drew, you are very good looking. You really are. You're very handsome. I would not. I'd say you have a very high high number game. But do not make this mistake where you play this game with one of your friends, especially your partner, Jimmy Kimmel. He's explained to you why you're like a four and a half in the looks department. And you're telling him, well, I don't know. You know, I may not be any model, but I got to come on. Give me a seven.

1:35:28 Caller Oh, no.

1:35:30 Adam No, no, don't worry. You make it up for being on the radio. But physically, you're repulsive. Yeah, he was telling me I was an ugly Pete Sampras. I remember once he was telling me, I said to him, he was saying like, who do you look like? Does anyone say you look like anyone? I go Pete Sampras. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you know, an ugly Pete Sampras.

1:35:49 Caller He was dead. He was deadly serious about the whole thing.

1:35:52 Adam He got called a fat Bob Crane in a newspaper. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.

1:36:03 LoveLine, LoveLine, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:36:43 Adam Appreciate, yes.

1:36:45 Drew You can't apply to the human, though.

1:36:48 That's right.

1:36:49 Caller All right, it is Loveline.

1:36:50 Adam I'm Adam Corolla.

1:36:51 Caller That is Dr. Drew.

1:36:53 Adam I was explaining to Drew about cars during the break. We will hop back on the phones and see if we can get to a call. Josh?

1:37:00 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:37:01 Adam You're 14.

1:37:02 Caller Yeah, I got high blood pressure because I don't know why they just started at the beginning of the football season and I was supposed to get a stress test, but they had to put me on blood pressure medication because it was like too high when I went to my stress test. So I got on blood pressure pills like Friday and I got drunk on Saturday. I didn't like me too. And I have another stress test on Wednesday, which will tell me if I can play the rest of the season. I'm wondering if it's going to mess me up.

1:37:33 Drew Drinking will, both consuming alcohol and coming off alcohol will raise blood pressure. But you're young.

1:37:39 Adam Doesn't alcohol thin your blood a little bit?

1:37:41 Drew Yeah, but it raises blood pressure. It drives it up. While you're using it, it drives it up with the detox. But you're just, it's one exposure. It's probably not going to make a big difference.

1:37:50 Adam And that was a couple of days ago, right?

1:37:51 Drew Yeah, it's probably going to make a big deal here.

1:37:52 Caller Well, the thing is though, like, I hadn't been exhibiting any symptoms really.

1:37:56 Drew As no, there's no such thing as symptoms from high blood pressure.

1:37:58 Caller Well, like, you know, the headache and...

1:38:00 Drew That almost never happens.

1:38:02 Caller Well, but I got it today. I was, like, I wasn't supposed to be doing any activities.

1:38:06 Drew It's probably the blood pressure medicine.

1:38:08 Caller Oh, you think it is?

1:38:09 Drew Yeah. By the way, alcohol withdrawal, I mean, having a hangover, it's headache.

1:38:13 Adam Why would a 14-year-old have high blood pressure?

1:38:17 Drew Well, you worry about something called congenital adrenal hyperplasia, tumors of the adrenal gland, adrenal artery stenosis, what's called secondary cause of hypertension.

1:38:28 Caller It's not a great thing, is it?

1:38:30 Drew It's not the usual thing. You need to be able to explain it.

1:38:33 Caller It's very unusual. All right.

1:38:35 Adam I'm going to get to that. All right. David?

1:38:37 Drew By the way, was he 14 or 27?

1:38:40 Adam Um, he was 14. Oh, what did he sound like? Yeah, he was drinking, playing ball. Yeah. Hold on.

1:38:45 Drew Not a virgin.

1:38:46 Adam One second. Josh? Yeah, what up? Were you a virgin? Are you a virgin? Yeah.

1:38:51 Caller Yeah, sort of.

1:38:52 Adam Sort of?

1:38:53 Caller Like never put it in, but done stuff.

1:38:56 Caller Okay.

1:38:57 Adam All right. You, uh, you ever gotten a BJ?

1:39:00 Caller Yeah.

1:39:01 Adam Yeah.

1:39:01 Caller Yeah.

1:39:02 Caller Yeah.

1:39:03 Adam Yeah. That'll do. You show me a 14 year old who's had a mouth on his penis other than one of his buddies from camp. And I'm going to show you a guy who answers.

1:39:12 Caller Yeah.

1:39:13 Adam Doc put me on some meds, but went out drinking.

1:39:17 Caller That's a 14.

1:39:20 Adam I asked Doc to shoot me up a little corner zone. I'm going to make the second half of the game, you know, them all. Yeah. So shoot me up a little Demerol. He told me I had to get off the juice. Tell him I'm going to finish my cycle. It was very competitive at B football, ninth grade football.

1:39:37 Caller David. Yeah.

1:39:39 Adam Yeah. You're 13 months ago. I want your sons to be 21 when they're junior year of high school.

1:40:15 Caller They'd be cool. Oh, yeah.

1:40:17 Adam Driver's license, smoking cigarettes and laughing at the teacher. All right, David. So you like a girl?

1:40:24 Caller Yeah. Her name is. Oh, yeah. I can't say her name. But I've liked her since like seventh grade. And I've liked, you know, like Valentine's and gave her chocolate and stuff.

1:40:33 Caller And she's never liked gold for me.

1:40:35 Caller You know, I've been like as nice as I could. Yeah.

1:40:37 Adam You have another three years.

1:40:40 Caller Three years.

1:40:41 Adam Yeah. Not. Well, look at it this way. You know, this Christmas coming up.

1:40:46 Caller Yeah.

1:40:47 Adam Not this one and not the next one.

1:40:50 Drew But the one after that being nice doesn't determine whether girls going to like it.

1:40:54 Adam Oh, no, it doesn't.

1:40:57 Caller No, no, no.

1:40:59 Drew Adam still cries out in pain when he thinks about that fact.

1:41:03 Caller But I was just had a dance a couple of weeks ago.

1:41:07 Caller And there's this girl, I thought she's like a six year old.

1:41:10 Caller She's like shorter than me.

1:41:11 Caller And she said that was like the hottest thing on the floor.

1:41:14 Adam And said you were the hottest thing on the floor.

1:41:17 Caller Yeah.

1:41:17 Adam Was anyone else on the floor?

1:41:19 Caller Yeah.

1:41:20 Adam Okay. And were you dancing? Did she like the way you dance?

1:41:24 Caller Because I'm not much of a dancer, but I found out she was an ace grand.

1:41:28 Caller And I'm going to prize her out to her, but I can't like find her.

1:41:30 Adam You can't find her? That's why I always put a homing beacon on them, like migrating bison. Attached to their earlobe. And I can find them. Hey, does she go to your school?

1:41:43 Caller Yeah.

1:41:43 Adam Yeah. You should be able to find her, right?

1:41:46 Caller The thing is I go to Booth Vigget. It's like a huge school.

1:41:51 Caller You go to Booth Vigget?

1:41:52 Caller Yeah.

1:41:53 Adam Booth Vigget?

1:41:54 Caller What's it called?

1:41:55 Caller Booth Vigget.

1:41:56 Adam Booth Vigget?

1:41:57 Caller Yeah.

1:41:58 Adam All right. It's the, I don't know.

1:42:00 Caller Yeah.

1:42:00 Adam John was the guy who shot Lincoln. And then who else?

1:42:04 Caller Oh, what did you say?

1:42:05 Adam Okay. And there's a lot of kids in the school?

1:42:08 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:42:08 Adam But you still should be able to find her. Sid, you're the hottest thing on the dance floor.

1:42:12 Caller Yeah.

1:42:13 Drew There you go.

1:42:13 Caller Yeah. I'm looking for her.

1:42:14 Adam All right, David. You'll be fine.

1:42:16 Drew Slow down.

1:42:16 Adam Here's the deal, David. Here's the deal with the ladies. Yeah. Okay. Make your attempt at a woman, ask her out, what have you. And and then if she doesn't like you, then you move on to the next one.

1:42:28 Drew They will let you know if they're interested. There's no doubt about it. And then continue to work at it will not improve the situation.

1:42:34 Adam Ah, I'm going to say something amazingly profound right now.

1:42:37 Drew I'm ready.

1:42:38 Adam Everyone listen up. And I hope you're all sitting down. Women do not let you know when they're not interested. They let you know when they're interested. Now, everyone absorbed that for a second, especially girls that are 14, 15 years old. They will not tell you to leave them alone. They will not tell you to stop talking to them. They will not tell you to stop walking them to the locker. They will not tell you any of that stuff. They will give you a string of reasons why you too cannot go out. It'll, and each one will be legitimate or it will sound legitimate. So again, they will not give you reasons why you can't go out, but they will let you know if they're interested. Believe me, have faith gents. They always let my friend Chris know when they were interested and man did they ever. And it was never, there was never a shadow of a doubt. Tanya?

1:43:32 Caller Yeah.

1:43:32 Adam You're 19, what's up?

1:43:35 Caller Okay, here's my question. My friend had her baby last Friday and for six months she didn't show, but she was still, you know, having her period. She didn't find out, she found out three months ago that she was pregnant when she was sick and having pains in her side. And, uh...

1:43:55 Drew Probably she wasn't having her period, she was just having some bleeding.

1:43:58 Caller Oh, really? Is that normal? Because she said it was her period.

1:44:02 Drew No, she was just having some bleeding during the pregnancy, which does happen and it's a significant issue that needs to be dealt with, but obviously she made it through fine.

1:44:10 Adam So she had her kid?

1:44:12 Caller Yeah, she had her kid and, you know, the baby doesn't show any signs of birth defects or anything.

1:44:17 Adam So what's your question?

1:44:19 Caller That was my question, if that was normal.

1:44:21 Drew It's not normal, but it happens.

1:44:23 Adam You can have your period while you're pregnant.

1:44:26 Drew You can bleed while you're pregnant.

1:44:27 Adam You can bleed. It would not be, can you not have your period by definition because you're pregnant?

1:44:33 Drew Right.

1:44:34 Adam So it's a mathematical impossibility once you're pregnant.

1:44:38 Drew Nothing's impossible in biological systems. There may be something cycles, perhaps, but your uterus is filled up with a big baby.

1:44:47 Adam Right.

1:44:47 Drew So there's no way for the uterine lining to come off, which is what the period is. However, the placenta can sometimes get over the cervical loss and that leads blood.

1:44:53 Adam Listen, never count out that wily placenta. Yeah.

1:44:56 Drew Right.

1:44:56 Adam It will find a way. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:45:02 Hello, this is your radio.

1:45:37 Caller LoveLine was brought to you by CarToys and Verizon Wireless.

1:45:40 Adam There you go. Hey, we have the gold medal volleyball team and the beach volleyball team. Yeah, the two guys, right? The two guys whose name I can't remember, but they're big and tall and good looking. Eric and Blaine. Boy, they good looking, those guys. I wouldn't care which one of them I blew.

1:45:56 Drew Oh boy.

1:45:57 Caller Oh, we'll see them tomorrow night.

1:45:58 Adam I may spend the entire show. And put a pillow underneath the console. I'm going to do the show from under the desk.

1:46:04 Drew Hands excited.

1:46:04 Caller Look at her.

1:46:05 Caller Really?

1:46:07 Adam I don't know if we'll get your Brillo head.

1:46:09 Caller How dare you? Not from this position anyway.

1:46:12 Caller It was like, really?

1:46:13 Caller She looked excited. Let's see these guys get off. Oh, shut up.

1:46:18 Adam We're going to take ourselves a extended 22-hour break and until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I'm going to say something amazingly profound right now.

1:46:29 Caller Ba-ba-ba-ba-bam.

1:46:31 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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