Episode 1000754887136

0:52 Voiceover Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Fun KQBCC Loveline is meant for the adult audience.

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1:11 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast. It is Loveline.

1:18 Voiceover I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. You all right, Drew?

1:29 Drew Yeah, just that pavloving response to your voice, but mostly I'm sort of reeling after last night's show.

1:34 Adam Yeah, we had a couple of gals in here who were into B, D, S, and M.

1:40 Drew That was wild.

1:42 Staind What does that mean?

1:44 Adam Bondage, let's see, bondage, discipline, pseudo-masochism. They were all a mess.

1:50 Staind What does that mean you like?

1:53 Drew Dressing up like a pony and pulling a carriage.

1:56 Adam Yeah, you're either on...

1:57 Drew Oh, yes.

1:58 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:58 Drew That's what my face looked like last night.

2:00 Adam Yeah, they were really, and it's not the kind of hobby that works well through the years, you know? It's a young person's sport. It really is.

2:10 Staind Did they put a saddle on or something? Somebody ride them type of thing?

2:14 Drew Yeah, they had that.

2:14 Staind Yeah, I tried that.

2:16 Drew Nice, good to see that on Springer.

2:18 Adam Drew couldn't get over it. Staind is here, by the way. Drew and I were talking on the way home. He could not get around the whole thing. He was visibly disgusted.

2:28 Drew I woke up this morning and literally, I swear to you, Adam, the thought I had was of the Hindenburg and the guy announcing the Hindenburg disaster.

2:37 Oh, the humanity!

2:38 Drew No! Yes, that is how I feel when I hear about people doing crap like that.

2:42 Adam All right. Well, that's good times there.

2:45 Drew There you go.

2:45 Adam John, Old School, Aaron, and Mike are all here from Staind. We will... Yeah.

2:52 Staind Oh, look at that.

2:53 Adam Yeah.

2:53 That cheap of watch.

2:54 Drew I didn't even see the audience when we came in.

2:57 Where was the button that you just...

2:58 Staind That was pretty good.

3:00 Adam We will be able to see Staind on Leno Wednesday night, right?

3:06 Staind Yes.

3:07 Adam Yes. And what other tours and things? The CD's coming out May 22nd, by the way.

3:12 Staind Brand new CD, Break the Cycle, May 22nd.

3:15 Adam And where else?

3:17 Staind We are actually starting another tour. We just finished a tour of the God Smack and a bunch of radio shows. We actually go out again May 8th, start up in Canada. I think they have us touring till Christmas.

3:27 Adam Wow. Who are you going out with?

3:29 Staind We're actually doing these radio shows on the weekend and mixed with headlining dates for us with playing with Cold and Puddle of Mud.

3:38 Adam But no Oz Fest.

3:41 Staind No.

3:41 Adam No Warped and no the because every band we've had in here over the last let's say and that's this show too. But over the last couple of months has been gearing up for the big summer tours and that there's a lot of them now.

3:56 Drew Yeah.

3:56 Staind There's we're gearing up for our own big summer tour.

3:58 Adam Right.

3:59 Drew Good.

3:59 Adam Screw all those posers.

4:04 I've been friends with almost all of them.

4:06 Staind It's going to those things is a lot of fun.

4:08 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't. I really. It just seems like the kind of thing that once you have once you hit your 15th birthday, you couldn't put up with. You know what I mean?

4:20 Staind You're the age is showing through.

4:21 Adam You're being raped by Fletcher from Pennywise. You know, every every other gig.

4:27 Drew I'm hit by Yager Master Bottles.

4:30 Adam Yeah. I mean, you can get hurt up on stage in a big venue.

4:34 Staind I don't understand why people throw things at you like sneakers. I actually was Aaron. Did you get hit with a clog once?

4:41 Like a really close, like a solid wood platform clog. I felt the breeze probably would have knocked me out if it had been a roll of nickels that they think.

4:51 Adam And people don't realize that you could be killed. Anything's a bullet from 70 yards. Right. It really is. I mean, it builds momentum, three stories up to someone could take a perfume bottle, get on the roof of a 10 story building, drop it on you and kill you. You would be killed by that perfume bottle. I was on stage in Minnesota somewhere. Someone threw one of those mini Jaegermeister bottles.

5:15 Little Nip bottle.

5:16 Adam Yeah. Hard glass, solid glass.

5:18 Staind It must really like you.

5:19 Adam Chuck. Chuck that thing from about 70 rows back. It almost killed me. If it wasn't for my can't like reflexes and my shoe needing to be tied simultaneously, I would have been killed. All right, Drew, you ready to go here? You guys know the drill, right? Emily.

5:42 My name is Lindsay.

5:43 Adam Lindsay. Off to a flying start. And you're 20, right? What's up there, Lindsay?

5:50 Caller Well, I'm just kind of having a problem. I've been dating this guy for like three weeks. Every time we have sex, either can't stay hard or gets off and we can't finish.

6:02 Drew How long have you been dating him?

6:04 Caller Like three or four weeks.

6:05 Adam Where does he get soft? Where's his penis? In you?

6:09 Yeah.

6:10 Adam Oh, that's a bad sign.

6:11 I know.

6:12 Adam Because there's a lot of guys who can't get it going. They're nervous or whatever. But once they get in, everything, you know, it's like a whole world.

6:20 Staind It should work.

6:21 Adam Instincts kick in.

6:22 Staind Right.

6:22 Adam Adrenaline starts flowing in.

6:24 Staind Eyes roll in the back of your head.

6:26 Adam Right. Like a shark when it's attacking.

6:27 Caller And the next thing you know, you're quivering and done.

6:29 Adam That's right.

6:31 That's how it's always been when I've had sex with guys.

6:33 Caller So this is like a totally new problem for me.

6:36 You're fat. Drew, please.

6:38 Adam Is it true, Emily?

6:41 Caller Lindsay.

6:41 Adam Oh, me? No, Lindsay.

6:42 I'm sorry.

6:45 Adam I'm reading the screen. I got to look down.

6:47 Caller 220, 221.

6:48 Drew So anything we know about this guy, is he on medication?

6:52 Caller No, he said he was. And I asked him if he does drugs and he said no. Well, he doesn't occasionally say no.

6:57 Drew Has he ever had this problem before?

6:59 Caller He said no. And so I always say, well, I feel like it's me, but...

7:03 Drew It's never...

7:04 Caller No, it's not you. It's not you. It's not you.

7:06 Drew Yeah, it's never the woman. It really isn't. Really. Think about it.

7:09 Adam No.

7:09 Drew No. Essentially never.

7:11 Adam No.

7:11 Drew Yeah, it's something about his feelings about you, either he's overwhelmed by this or he's anxious about it. Something about the interaction is bugging him. And the best thing for you to do is just give an opportunity to talk about it, not when you're in the bedroom.

7:24 Adam Well, wait a minute. Can his penis be resuscitated after it comes out?

7:28 Drew Mouth to mouth.

7:29 Adam Can you put the paddles on it and bring it back to life?

7:32 Caller Well, like once he lost the erection and then he got it back.

7:38 Staind Has he ever finished?

7:39 Adam He got it back? Yeah. Same erection or different erection? New erection?

7:43 Caller A new erection.

7:44 Adam Yeah, where do all the old erections go? Are they gone or is that one you keep rediscovering? Drew, how does that work medically? New erection? New?

7:53 Drew Same penis, same erection.

7:54 Adam But is it like a fart in the sense that, you know, once it's gone, it's gone, you got to make a new one?

8:00 Drew No, you don't need to make a new one.

8:01 Adam I do, yeah.

8:02 Yeah.

8:03 Adam So, did we help Lindsey at all?

8:05 Drew No, not at all.

8:06 Caller No.

8:07 Caller Is there enough foreplay to begin with to where he's all ready to go when you start?

8:13 Yeah, like I think we're both totally turned on.

8:16 Drew Have you ever been able to, has he ever been able to?

8:17 Staind Has he finished?

8:17 Drew Yeah, has he ever been able to finish?

8:18 Caller Exactly.

8:19 Yeah, he's finished like three times. That's like five or six times.

8:24 Staind Through intercourse?

8:25 Caller But he's losing it as he's finishing?

8:27 Drew Yeah, he goes flat before he finishes.

8:29 Is that the usual?

8:30 Drew Well, listen, this is three weeks into this relationship. It may just be the newness, the anxiety. Who knows? But that's usually when it's best. Sometimes, sometimes.

8:39 Adam For some guys. Maybe you're the reverse, yeah. I don't know how many guys, I don't know how it breaks up, and I don't know where the mark is. Usually the first couple of encounters, let's say first, second, third, most guys are trying to find their groove a little bit. Then comes the sweet spot. Then you're in it. That's the sweet spot. It's like when you buy a new car, you're a little nervous, you don't want to scratch it, you're not sure where the wipers are, you can't figure out the stereo. Then comes the sweet spot. That's that spot where it's still new, but you know it and you're driving hard, driving hard. Then comes the, I'm bored.

9:20 Staind It's an old slipper.

9:20 Adam Yeah. I think I'm just going to give it to the, I don't know, a charity or my kid brother, maybe I'll just torch it and collect it.

9:28 Staind See a new car driving by and you go, wow, look at that, that's a nice car.

9:31 Yeah, look at that guy.

9:32 Adam He's right in his sweet spot. That's right. Just figured out the wipers. Wonder if you let me borrow it. Yeah. Were we talking about cars or were we talking about chicks?

9:43 I don't know, but that was an excellent analogy.

9:46 Adam Right, so he should be getting into that sweet spot. It takes guys a little while to figure that out, but he should be in there by now.

9:55 Drew Or this may be a chronic problem for him. Some guys have this problem.

9:57 Adam Yeah. It could very well be.

9:59 Staind It's a little blue pill, isn't there?

10:00 Adam Yeah, what about that?

10:01 Drew Yeah, sometimes the bag will be helpful for this.

10:03 Adam James?

10:04 Yes.

10:04 Adam You're 27?

10:05 Caller Yes, I am.

10:06 What's up?

10:08 I've got a question about oral sex.

10:12 Caller The question is, I enjoy doing it a lot. And the question is, how can I stop it from tickling so much?

10:24 Drew She doesn't like it basically.

10:26 Excuse me?

10:27 Drew She doesn't like it basically, right?

10:29 Caller She likes it. It's just to the point where she says it tickles too much, stop.

10:34 Caller You got to slow down a little bit.

10:37 Well, I've tried everything, slow.

10:40 Caller You know, doing it different ways. She just, you know, it gets to the point where she says just stop.

10:47 Drew Does she have orgasms?

10:49 Caller Oh yeah, there's no problem with that.

10:51 Drew When?

10:51 Adam Now she's faking it. She wants to get rid of it.

10:54 Caller Well, probably she is.

10:56 Adam Hey, you want to use my carpet bombing technique? That's where I take out the whole village with my tongue. It's not like, it's not where I try to assassinate the clitoris. I take out the whole god damn city.

11:09 Drew The countryside.

11:10 Adam Yeah, you're going to share that to everybody.

11:12 Staind Everybody, huh?

11:13 Yeah, I did.

11:14 Adam And I just pow.

11:16 Staind That's it.

11:16 Adam I cover everything. No one can escape. The vagina can't breathe when I'm... They do breathe through there, right?

11:24 Caller Of course.

11:26 Yeah.

11:28 Caller So where's the hell?

11:28 There you go.

11:34 Oh.

11:35 Caller Yeah.

11:35 Staind I think it would be more like, what the hell are you doing?

11:38 Drew Yeah. James, does she have orgasms during intercourse?

11:42 Oh, yeah.

11:43 Caller There's no problem there. Maybe she's faking those, too, though.

11:46 Drew Yeah. I don't know. Maybe you're... Are you continuing to give her oral sex after she's had an orgasm?

11:51 Um, no.

11:53 Caller You know what? I think she gets to that point and she just tells me to stop.

11:57 Yeah.

11:58 Drew We'd have to talk to her, James.

11:59 Adam Well, it becomes kind of overwhelming at a certain point.

12:02 Drew Who knows? Some women are afraid they're going to pee. Some women have already had it.

12:05 Caller Yeah, exactly. See, that's what she tells me. She's afraid she's going to pee.

12:09 All right.

12:09 Drew Well, there you go. And what do you tell her when she says that?

12:14 Caller You know, I tell her, I enjoy doing this for you.

12:17 You know, I want to keep doing it.

12:18 Caller But if she tells me to stop, you know, I've got to stop.

12:21 Drew You don't tell her to let her rip if she has to pee?

12:24 No, I ain't down for that.

12:26 Caller I ain't down for that.

12:27 Drew All right. Well, then she's not going to let you do that.

12:28 Caller Can't say as I blame you.

12:29 Drew That's fine.

12:30 Caller But if she doesn't, then you've proved her wrong. And then she might let you call you.

12:35 Adam You've called her bluff.

12:36 Staind Called her. All right. Then all it's going to take is a mouthful of pee one time.

12:39 Right.

12:40 Adam We could handle that medically sterile. Yeah.

12:42 Staind Oh, yes.

12:43 Yeah.

12:43 So you're not going to know.

12:45 Adam Yeah. Sure. I mean, if we were to we're on a lifeboat somewhere, we would drink our own urine, right?

12:50 Drew I would drink yours.

12:51 Adam Oh, and I would drink yours.

12:52 Staind Yeah.

12:52 Adam Is that gay?

12:53 Drew Cheers.

12:54 Staind You're in a lot of trouble.

12:55 Drew That's survival.

12:56 Adam That's survival.

12:57 Caller Right. Now, would you would you It would help if you drank your own, whether because no, it would be better drink.

13:04 Yeah.

13:04 Drew Drinking your own would be better because you want to not lose the fluid.

13:08 Right.

13:09 Caller You know, I don't know.

13:09 Drew Would you want whatever kind of commodity you want to put back in?

13:13 Right.

13:14 Drew Right.

13:14 Caller His pee might taste better.

13:15 Drew The problem is the urea that you're excreting urine you put back in your body and so you end up eventually becoming toxifying yourself.

13:21 Staind Somebody tried to tell me you're not a real man. Let's taste your own juice. I don't know if that's true or not.

13:26 Drew Not a real man. Right here. Fake man.

13:30 Staind I took the zero on that one too but...

13:34 Adam John? Yeah? You're 17? What's up? You're on with Stain.

13:39 Caller They made me give a specific question but I just called to say hey to Stain.

13:43 Adam What's up man? How you doing?

13:44 Caller Hey I'm doing fine. How you guys doing? Great. Dude you guys are like my favorite band dude. Awesome.

13:49 Staind Thanks man.

13:50 Caller Yeah I went to Austin last year but I'd so much rather see you guys.

13:53 Staind Oh right on. We'll be around this year. Check it out.

13:55 Caller Got a sex problem?

13:58 Caller What's your sex problem?

13:59 Caller Me? I don't have a sex problem.

14:02 Caller This is a sex show.

14:03 Caller My problem is I don't have any.

14:04 Drew These guys are from Springfield.

14:05 Staind You don't have any sex?

14:06 Drew You know what Springfield is famous for Adam? That's cool.

14:09 Caller That's cool though. That's not a very popular thing these days as far as the general population.

14:18 Staind 17.

14:19 Caller 17. And still a virgin. Don't be ashamed of that.

14:22 Adam Hey, John, didn't you change your name to Hung and see if we can't lose that virginity? Yeah, I don't know.

14:29 Maybe I'll give that a try sometime.

14:31 Adam Yeah, do that. Why not? One lighter. Your parents shouldn't mind.

14:35 Drew Springfield for the basketball hall of fame.

14:37 Staind They're building a new one.

14:38 Caller They're building a new one.

14:39 Drew It looks like a giant basketball.

14:40 Caller Because the first one brought so much revenue into the city.

14:44 Drew The other one looks like a mix between like the sports arena. Yeah, I went to Amherst College. You did? Yeah.

14:51 Adam Oh, right.

14:52 Drew I was right there. And I went back a bit.

14:54 Adam I didn't even know there was a basketball hall of fame.

14:57 Drew Oh, yeah.

14:57 Caller That's how much revenue it brought into Springfield.

15:00 Staind There's a volleyball hall of fame in Holyoke, Massachusetts, 20 minutes away.

15:03 Adam Yeah, really. Shouldn't we get a hall of fame out here in LA somewhere? Don't we deserve one? Why do they got to be so far up the beaten path?

15:11 Drew Springfield is where basketball was invented.

15:13 Staind Yeah.

15:13 Caller And Holyoke is where volleyball is invented.

15:15 Staind Come on, John, by who?

15:17 Drew Dr. James Smith.

15:21 Wow.

15:22 Drew He worked for the works of YMCA or something.

15:24 Staind Yeah. And he used to have like wasn't like an apple.

15:26 Drew He was looking for a winter sport for young men.

15:30 Caller It was a peach basket.

15:31 Drew Well, the bottom cut out. The whole thing was pretty cool.

15:34 Staind I mean, you know, I've lived there, grew up, never been there.

15:37 Drew I went back for my 20th college reunion and my kids wanted to go see the basketball, which I, you know, been there four years, of course, never seen, right. And it was, yeah.

15:45 Caller Oh, yeah.

15:46 Adam Five-year-old's love.

15:47 Staind Amherst College is a good school.

15:49 Caller Oh, yeah.

15:50 Adam His parents got him in.

15:51 Staind Oh, yeah. It must have known somebody.

15:53 Adam Oh, they paid him. The ones they didn't know, they paid.

15:55 Caller Right.

15:56 Adam You know, I made this statement watching one of the NBA playoff games last week and I stopped and I realized, holy Christ, I've become my grandmother when I announced they need to make the court bigger. Do you know that, you know, that grandma statement when they go, they should raise the hoop.

16:14 Caller Yeah.

16:15 Adam Those those tall guys stand in the middle. They hand them the ball and they promptly drop it down into the hole.

16:22 Caller That's because you guys have Shaq.

16:24 Adam Right. Right. It's like, but I realized you got a bunch of guys now averaging, you know, the hell, the guards are six, seven. You got a bunch of guys that are averaging, getting close to seven foot and not scrawny guys anymore. It used to be, if a dude was over six, five, he was a bean pole, right? Now, these guys are big dudes and there's ten of them lumbering down the court. And I was watching it from the, you know, sky cam kind of thing. And I realized they're running out of room. I mean, there's an extra thousand pounds on that court that was not there 50 years ago and another 10 feet of height. And they're going to have to spread out a little bit. And I know it sounds, it really sounds like one of those grandma things.

17:09 Caller But don't they have to enlarge a basketball court soon enough?

17:12 Staind I feel like they're getting more aggressive, though. That's not a bad thing.

17:14 Caller Yeah, all right, pops. Settle down. Oh, boy.

17:18 Adam I don't want them to raise the rim, but just widen it out about three feet and lengthen it like five feet.

17:23 Caller I think they need to do that.

17:25 Adam They're running out of space. Okay. The end. No. I'm going on a one man crusade. Who's with me?

17:35 Robert? Yes, sir.

17:37 Adam Are you with me? Okay. I'm putting you down. You're 19. You're on with Stain.

17:44 Caller Okay. Hey, I've been having a problem with my girlfriend. Like, we'll be, you know, getting it on and everything. And she'll like go dry on me.

17:52 Drew How long before she dries up?

17:55 Caller Sometimes like five minutes.

17:57 Drew Five minutes or a little longer.

17:59 Caller Well, sometimes she doesn't. Sometimes she does.

18:02 Usually she does.

18:03 Drew Well, maybe, maybe she's done.

18:06 Caller Well, she doesn't like say anything. She's like last night. She ended up like stopping because it hurt so bad.

18:12 Drew Yeah. Well, I mean, that's because she's done.

18:15 Adam Well, did she have an orgasm?

18:16 Caller No.

18:18 Drew Well, still, she might be done. She might be able to have one during intercourse.

18:21 Adam Are certain certain guys, do they mop up more moisture than other guys?

18:26 Drew No.

18:27 Staind What about a sponge penis?

18:30 Drew Yeah. Sponge Bob. Yeah.

18:31 Caller I think certain guys don't take enough time beforehand.

18:35 Caller They don't warm up.

18:36 Caller To warm it up before they go trouncing.

18:39 Drew I will tell you what, most women, 10 minutes is about where...

18:43 Adam He said five minutes.

18:44 Drew I understand. But after 10 minutes, for most of them, all that means is, Ouch. It means a dry up, Ouch.

18:49 Adam What about, wouldn't a bigger penis dry up a vagina faster because...

18:55 Drew Pulling out more surface area.

18:56 Staind More surface area.

18:57 Adam Yeah. I mean, look at it. If you dipped your pinky into a glass of water, oops, Christ, I shouldn't have done it.

19:05 Staind Thanks, dude.

19:06 Drew I got to drink that as opposed to putting your fist in.

19:08 Adam If you put your fist in, you get more water on your hand when you came out.

19:13 Caller Do you think the penis does that?

19:15 Caller Yeah.

19:16 Staind Maybe you're just too big.

19:17 Drew I don't think it's that big a difference. But is she, do you give her oral sex?

19:21 Caller Sometimes.

19:22 Drew Does she like that?

19:24 Caller She doesn't really want me to, usually.

19:26 Adam Why not?

19:27 Caller I don't know.

19:28 Adam You do what I do, right? You don't really want me to go down on you, do you?

19:31 Caller Sometimes that's better than the sex itself.

19:33 Adam Oh, they all want it better than that. But it's...

19:35 Caller Sometimes I prefer it more than the sex itself.

19:38 Adam You receiving it?

19:39 Caller No.

19:39 Adam Giving it? Yeah. Nonsense.

19:42 Staind No, you don't.

19:42 Adam Dr. Drew, get him a catheter. I'm on that train too.

19:45 Caller Giving oral sex to women? I'll stay right on that train.

19:48 Adam To the woman?

19:49 Drew Yeah, I know Adam.

19:50 Adam Hold on. Dr. Drew, no, stay out of this.

19:53 Staind No, my mom's not listening.

19:54 Adam More than getting oral sex yourself?

19:57 Caller Sometimes. Really?

19:59 Drew I'm on that train too.

20:00 Staind Yeah.

20:01 Drew I've never told you this before. I'm sorry. I've got to come out of closet.

20:03 Staind Now they're coming out.

20:04 Caller There's nothing quite like the convulsions that are created from some good oral sex.

20:14 Caller But better?

20:15 Adam What if you were with a hooker?

20:17 Caller I couldn't say.

20:18 Staind Couldn't answer.

20:19 Adam But you'd get a BJ instead of going down on them, right?

20:23 Caller I wouldn't put myself in that situation.

20:26 Drew You wouldn't do anything for him.

20:27 Adam Hypothetically, hypothetically, if you're with a woman for one night and you have your choice between you getting oral sex or you giving them oral sex, what do you go with?

20:36 Drew You have a low self-esteem if you say it in different ways.

20:40 Adam I think this is just radio rap.

20:43 Staind No, no, it's true.

20:45 Adam You'd rather go down on the woman.

20:47 Caller Sometimes.

20:48 Adam Well, all right, one out of every 500 times.

20:51 Caller There's times where...

20:52 Staind I mean, after your hour down there, it's your turn, though. You know what I mean?

20:56 Adam There are times when I'd like a glass of buttermilk, but it's really like once every four or five years.

21:02 Caller You've got problems.

21:05 Adam I have very high self-esteem. I like someone blowing me almost all the time. It makes me feel better. I can understand that. Yeah, I feel better about myself. All right. And Drew, that's what we ought to do. You know, they talk about these, you know, young, young kids, and they don't feel good enough about themselves. We start telling them they're smart, but they get bad grades. We start telling them they're pretty, but they're fat and ugly. How about get someone to blow them?

21:31 Staind All the time.

21:32 Adam That would go up.

21:33 Caller You want a young, young teenage boy to feel better about himself?

21:37 Staind They should have like a little closet in school. They can just set them down there.

21:40 Caller Right.

21:40 Staind And just get blown.

21:41 Caller Right.

21:42 Staind That would be great. That's what school is missing.

21:45 Drew That's a blown closet. All right.

21:49 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. Staind is here. We'll hear something off their new CD, which will be out May 22nd when we come back.

21:59 Caller Hello. This is Loveline. Loveline will be right back.

22:22 Adam Yep, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew, John, old school, Aaron and Mike are all here from Stain. Break the Cycle is the name of the CD, out May 22nd, and on The Tonight Show, Leno Show, tomorrow night.

22:39 Staind What is it called, The Leno Show, J Leno Show, or is it Tonight Show?

22:42 Drew Tonight Show.

22:42 Staind It's The Tonight Show, still right?

22:43 Drew It's The Tonight Show with J Leno.

22:44 Adam Oh, right, right. Yeah, people know it.

22:47 Staind I know it.

22:47 Drew People, as I say, Leno or Letterman, they'll name it by the host.

22:51 Adam Yeah, it's an OK show. Drew, you done that one?

22:53 Staind No.

22:53 Caller Oh, I have. Oh, good.

22:56 Drew Good time.

22:56 Staind Little competition there?

22:57 Adam Yeah, very interesting.

22:58 Drew Well, if you hadn't sort of abandoned your original franchise, you know.

23:03 Adam Which is you?

23:04 Yeah.

23:06 Caller Oh, come on.

23:07 Adam You're my franchise. I'm your franchise. Is that the way it works? Whatever. All right. All right. Yeah. Let's take a call and then we'll hear something from Stane. How about that? Joy?

23:21 Yeah.

23:22 Adam You're 19?

23:23 Caller Yeah.

23:23 Adam What's up?

23:24 Caller Yeah. I was taking a shower and I noticed I had this kind of like small little bump thing next to my vagina.

23:34 Drew Next to it?

23:35 Caller Yeah.

23:36 Drew On the outer lips? Yeah. That's usually a Bartholin cyst. It's usually a cyst. It's a gland that gets infected and you can take some hot baths in the meantime.

23:45 Adam That's on the outside, right?

23:47 Caller Yeah. I'm just all paranoid because my grandma just got diagnosed with cancer, so I just want to...

23:54 Drew Well, what did I just say it was?

23:56 Caller I know. Well, I'm just scared.

23:58 Adam Hey, Drew, don't think... The woman's dying. You're going to come down on her?

24:01 Caller No, I'm trying to stand...

24:02 Adam Make her last few days on the earth miserable?

24:05 Caller No, it's freaking out.

24:06 Adam How old's your grandma?

24:08 Caller She's old, but I was just freaking out anyway.

24:10 Adam Yeah. All right. Oh, hold on. She's old?

24:13 Caller Yeah.

24:13 Caller Yeah, let me write that down.

24:14 Adam Grandma...

24:16 Drew Old.

24:17 Adam Okay, well, that's a definitive answer for how old is your grandma. It's always nice when you can weave one of the words from the questions right in.

24:25 Drew Grandmas go anywhere from like 37 to 87.

24:30 Adam We had a Mexican kid called to show the other day, his grandma was 19. 19? And he was... I think he was a sophomore in high school, wasn't he? 19, the grandma.

24:41 Caller All right, Joy.

24:43 Adam All right, take care of yourself.

24:44 Drew Hot bath.

24:45 Adam You sit in that tub. Is that that sit's bath? Yeah. It just sits, just means you sit there? Is that what that is?

24:53 Drew Give me the dictionary. You know, that's I-T-Z.

24:56 Adam So...

24:56 Drew So, I'm not sure.

24:57 Adam It's not the sit's?

24:58 Drew I think I looked it up once before.

25:00 Adam Is it sit's bath? Would you relax with the knowledge for one second? If Drew thinks for one hot goddamn second that there's something he could learn... He goes ballistic.

25:11 Staind Get out of his way.

25:13 Caller Give me the diction. Give me the diction.

25:14 Adam He has such a thirst for knowledge.

25:16 Drew It's disickening.

25:17 Caller It is.

25:19 Adam Relax. You gotta smoke weed, Drew. That'll slow down that thirst for knowledge.

25:26 Caller That'll slow down.

25:28 Adam It really does. You know why? Because you'll relearn things you already learned and be thrilled with them.

25:35 Staind Forget it and learn it again later on.

25:37 Adam There's a certain thrill to doing that. It's like seeing a great movie, having a bong load, forgetting all about it, watching it again, and being just as thrilled with it.

25:45 Drew Well, Adam, this is interesting. First, there's a sits mark, a depression left in the snow by a skier falling backward.

25:52 Adam That makes sense.

25:53 Drew Then a sits kreeg, static or non-aggressive warfare, sitting floor, sits kreeg.

25:59 Adam The opposite of the blitzkrieg.

26:01 Drew Then sits bath, a tub in which one bathes in a sitting position.

26:05 Adam All right, Drew, we've really enlightened the listener. Okay, so it's like a German word?

26:10 Drew Sits is the act of sitting, German.

26:11 Adam Thank you. All right, let's hear a song from Stain. How about that? Holy Christ.

26:18 I was wondering. I was wondering.

26:20 Caller Oh, what is that?

26:21 Nothing.

26:22 Adam Drew, do you smell that?

26:23 Drew I don't know what that is.

26:25 Adam Do you smell that? That's a smell of... That's some righteous herb there.

26:29 Caller Do you smell that?

26:31 Caller You don't smell that?

26:32 Staind I thought it was a skunk.

26:34 Adam Holy Christ!

26:36 Caller We got one ready to go.

26:38 Drew Unacceptable.

26:38 Adam Oh my God, Drew, smell that. Wow!

26:43 Drew Catnip.

26:44 Adam That is some potty weed. All right. Let's... I'm going to stuff my face in that bag.

26:52 Here's something from...

26:54 Adam A little Snoop Dogg for you. Man Ace. That's a good name for me, right? White Rapper, Man Ace.

27:01 Staind There you go.

27:02 Adam Man Ace, White Rapper. It's Been A While is the name of the song. And here it is.

31:33 Staind The applause again, listen to that, that's great.

31:36 Adam Stain, Stain everybody. Break the Cycle is the name of the CD out May 22nd.

31:45 Caller Wow, it started pouring after that song. That was kind of weird.

31:48 Adam That was, you're high. Reina, you're, you're 16. What's up?

31:58 Caller I just want to say that I'm a huge Stain fan. You guys are awesome.

32:01 Caller Thank you, Reina. Thank you.

32:02 Caller And I was wondering where the inspiration for It's Been A While came from.

32:07 Caller Just kind of looking back on life and realizing all the things that it was, it had been a while since I had done.

32:15 Caller That's awesome. The video is really great too.

32:17 Caller Thank you.

32:18 Caller Well, I have a question about my boyfriend and the situation that I'm going through right now. I've been with this guy for 14 months and recently, like about last week, this guy that I met about a year ago also, called me and showed interest in me and I'm just not understanding what I should do because he's...

32:41 Drew One of these guys is like 21, isn't he? Huh? How old is the oldest guy?

32:46 Caller Oh, they're both 16. They're not, they're the same age.

32:49 Drew Same age, okay.

32:50 Caller But I just, I'm not really interested in this guy and I'm so comfortable with my boyfriend right now, but I need to, I don't know how I should tell him that I'm not interested in him because he's a good guy.

33:00 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Well, how did the guy resurface?

33:03 Caller Yeah.

33:04 Adam How did the guy resurface after a year?

33:06 Caller He just gave me a call.

33:08 Caller What'd you have?

33:09 Adam You didn't have anything going with him, did you?

33:11 Drew Don't call him back.

33:13 Caller But we've been talking and...

33:16 Caller You sure he just doesn't want to have sex with you?

33:19 Caller Oh, no, no. I'm a breaker. I'm not into that at all.

33:22 Adam Right. You didn't have that windbreaker made up that said, I'm not into it. So most guys think you may be into it. Which I'd like to have made up. Save everyone some time. Lesbian windbreaker, not into it.

33:35 Staind So you know just to move right on.

33:37 Adam Jehovah's Witness.

33:38 Staind Thumbs it up right there.

33:39 Adam About ten good windbreakers. Nark.

33:43 Caller You know.

33:44 Adam Whatever.

33:45 Staind Your line of windbreakers. That's a good idea.

33:47 Drew But Raina, maybe it's that you're really not that into your boyfriend. That you're sort of open to other people.

33:52 Staind I like your questioning it.

33:54 Caller It's not that because I do. But I just need to know how to tell this other guy.

33:59 Adam So tell him. You never did anything with the guy. Did you ever kiss him? Did you ever have anything?

34:04 Caller Well, I went to his homecoming last year.

34:07 Drew Last year, though. You don't know him anything right now.

34:11 Adam Yeah, Ray, it sounds to me like you're trying to stir things up a little bit. You know what I mean? Like you kind of like the attention.

34:19 Drew You're making something out of nothing.

34:21 Staind Tell me you have a boyfriend. You like him, but you're with somebody.

34:24 Caller Or just don't do anything.

34:25 Drew Just be busy.

34:27 Caller All right, I'll shut up.

34:29 Adam Yeah, do what women used to do to me. Just just just basically get him to come.

34:36 Drew Yeah, no, no. Get him to come detail the van.

34:38 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. Get him to do stuff around your house. All along, change the oil. I'm sure there's I'm sure there's a fence that needs mending or a lawn that needs mowing. Couldn't you just ride him like a mule for a few months and then discard him? Like I was discarded by so many of you in high school. But if you're listening now, it's not so funny anymore, is it?

34:59 Caller No, it's not because I'm right.

35:02 Adam Oh, sorry, sorry guys. Once in a while, I kind of lose it.

35:07 Caller Flashbacks. Hey, it's cool. It's cool. Right?

35:10 Caller Yeah.

35:11 Adam Okay. So just tell me you're not interested.

35:12 Caller All right? All right.

35:14 Drew Or don't tell me anything.

35:15 Adam Yeah.

35:15 Caller All right.

35:16 Drew Be honest. All right. It'd be courteous to sort of give them a close, but also not to call back.

35:21 Adam But you know, if you tell a guy, hey, you know, she might do one of these like, listen, I got a boyfriend. I really like you. I have a boy. Drew, what would you hear if you were in to her?

35:32 Drew Keep calling. Don't leave it like a slot machine at that point.

35:36 Adam Then you talk to your friends. You put that little spin on it. She said she had a boyfriend, but she was said she was in to me. It's all in the inflection. And then you got your buddies going, dude, why would she say that? She wouldn't have said she was in to you. Here's the deal. She feels guilty about having a boyfriend, so she don't want to make a move, but she said she was in to you. She wants you to do something, man. Here's some duct tape and ether-actors.

36:08 Caller Go over to her house.

36:10 Drew But the deal is, guys also need to learn to interpret cues given off by women, right? Like, you know, the not interested cue, the I'm not calling you back cue, what that means. Get him, break him into that stuff, too.

36:21 Caller Right.

36:22 Adam Okay. We will take a break. Staind is here tonight. We couldn't be happier and we'll be back with your calls and questions after this.

36:33 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

37:05 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Staind is our guest tonight. Break the Cycles, the name of the CD, will be out on the 22nd of May, so be prepared for that. We'll hear something else off the new CD in the next hour, but right now we'll get back to the phones and speak to Eric, who's 20. Eric?

37:29 Caller Yes, what's going on, Adam?

37:30 Adam How you doing?

37:30 Caller Not too bad. Here's the deal. I met this girl for about like three years ago. I was working, doing catering and I met this girl. She was there for a wedding and we talked for a year straight over the phone because she lives in San Diego. She came out after the year and we hung out every day for like a week. She stayed out here. She went back and we continued talking till I left for school.

37:59 Adam Did you have sex when she came out there?

38:01 Caller No, we didn't. We fooled around but we didn't have sex. I left for school and we didn't talk for a year. And I just started talking to her again probably like a month and a half, two months ago, pretty much like every day. And to me like she like there was no like second thoughts in her mind to forgive me for not talking about it. Like she forgave me right off the bat.

38:27 Adam Who forgave you?

38:29 Caller She forgave me.

38:29 Adam For not talking for a month and a half?

38:31 Caller Yeah, for not calling her at all.

38:32 Caller Right, for how long? For a year?

38:34 Caller Yeah.

38:34 Adam Okay.

38:35 Caller Yeah, like I emailed her like once or twice maybe.

38:38 Caller Right.

38:40 Caller And I like, I never really lost my feelings for her.

38:44 Drew Translation, she had a boyfriend during that year.

38:46 Caller What's that?

38:47 Caller She had a boyfriend during that year?

38:48 Caller Yeah, she had a boyfriend.

38:49 Caller Shocking.

38:50 Caller And like I just came to find out that her boyfriend like beat her and all this stuff. And just like I didn't know the guy at all, but like I guess the relationship is really like crappy, right? And like, I really like to tell you, she's like, I love this girl to death. It's really hard, like, you know, being 3000 miles apart, I live in New York. And I told her, like, if I've been sexually inactive for, oh God, like eight months or so, like probably almost a year, you know, I told her.

39:27 Drew What's today? It's on Tuesday, Monday.

39:30 Adam So, yeah, do you have a girlfriend?

39:33 Caller Well, I told her I wasn't going to because I really do love her and I don't want to like.

39:37 Adam All right.

39:39 Drew This whole thing doesn't sit right with me.

39:41 Adam Yeah. This is built on a solid foundation of paper mache and marzipan.

39:47 Drew Yeah.

39:48 Adam This.

39:49 Drew Yeah. We know what she's about. She is a mess and you're Mr. Fix It. And the fact that you would cling to this thing for all these years over thousands of miles, it just suggests there's just so much fantasy built into this.

40:04 Caller Well, I didn't like their relationship wasn't like really like bad like the whole time.

40:09 Adam Right.

40:10 Caller She just broke up with him because of that. Like it wasn't it was a good relationship until it was spontaneous.

40:16 Adam I mean, as for addict beatings, it wasn't a daily event. Maybe two or three beatings a week.

40:22 Caller No, not that much. It just happens.

40:24 Adam He was a weekend beater.

40:26 Staind This guy put on his weekend wife beater and just. Right. Yeah.

40:30 Caller No, no.

40:31 Adam All right. So what's your plan now?

40:33 Caller I don't know. Like, I met this girl that works with a friend of mine and probably about a week we've been seeing each other and stuff. And we've had sex in that past week.

40:43 Adam All right. And she lives in New York.

40:46 Caller Yeah. She lives like right. Not right down the road, but pretty close.

40:49 Drew Let that relationship unfold and maybe.

40:51 Caller Yeah.

40:52 Caller Go with her for sure.

40:53 Caller Yeah.

40:53 Staind It's not three thousand miles away either.

40:55 Drew The other one just got too much stuff in it. Too much fantasy, too much nonsense.

41:00 Caller All right.

41:01 Adam And she was with an abusive guy. And I know that may be tantalizing to you at this point, but that means something.

41:07 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

41:08 Caller All right.

41:09 Caller Sounds good.

41:10 Adam Well, I mean, if you guys were going to get together, you would have gotten together, wouldn't you?

41:14 Caller Yeah.

41:14 Drew It's the distance and the longing and the fantasy that's making that one work. When you actually were together.

41:20 Caller Oh.

41:21 Drew Yeah.

41:22 Caller The hardest thing, like, because I told her I was going to wait, and now she's coming out over the summer for like two weeks and spending like a week here.

41:29 Drew What does she do out there?

41:30 Caller She goes to school out in San Diego.

41:32 Drew No. What is she doing in New York?

41:34 Caller Oh, she's just, she has family out here.

41:36 Drew All right. So she'll stay with her family. She'll be all right.

41:39 Adam Yeah.

41:39 Caller I wouldn't even hang out with her.

41:41 Adam She sounds like trouble. Now, the new girl is going to take your nuts and use it as a hacky sack. If she finds out about this. All right?

41:52 Caller Yeah, definitely. Real quick, Stane, you guys are awesome. Thanks, man. All right.

41:58 Adam Yeah, good times there, buddy. Bridget.

42:00 Caller Yeah.

42:01 Adam You're 19.

42:02 Caller Yeah.

42:02 Adam What's going on?

42:03 Caller Well, okay.

42:05 Caller I was wondering, okay. Well, like my nipples, I have them pierced and I've had them for over a year.

42:11 Staind Nipples?

42:12 Caller Uh-huh. And every time I orgasm, like afterwards, they hurt. Like, I don't know why though.

42:19 Drew Like they ache.

42:21 Caller Yeah.

42:21 Staind Take the nipple rings out.

42:22 Caller Yeah. Why though?

42:24 Caller I don't like them myself.

42:25 Drew I don't.

42:26 Adam Because they're very unattractive.

42:29 Caller They're not infected though.

42:31 Drew No. Listen, when women secrete oxytocin, which is a pituitary hormone that's released during intercourse, obviously, it actually can cause your uterus to contract, it can cause some sort of reactions in the breast. And, you know, there's some sort of engorgement of that area. And if the rings or barbells or whatever are restrictive or irritating that area, it makes sense to be uncomfortable.

42:56 Caller That was exactly the answer I was going to give.

42:58 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

43:01 Caller Oh, yeah.

43:02 Adam You do?

43:03 Caller Yeah.

43:03 Adam What's he think of the nipple rings?

43:05 Caller They like them.

43:06 Adam He does?

43:07 Caller Yeah.

43:08 Adam Okay. Thank God bless him.

43:10 Caller Feels good.

43:10 Adam How about you take one out and see if that one breast aches during orgasm? This is a real experimentation. Excellent.

43:16 Staind Very good. Very good answer.

43:18 Drew What are you using for birth control?

43:20 Caller Am I on birth control?

43:21 Drew What are you using for birth control?

43:23 Caller Condoms and like the morning after thing.

43:25 Caller Oh, God bless you.

43:26 Caller All right. All right.

43:27 Adam All right, Bridget. Take one out. See what it does.

43:30 Caller Oh, I just want to say also that like Staind is like the best band in the world, I swear.

43:35 Caller Wow.

43:35 Adam Thank you.

43:36 Caller Thank you.

43:36 Adam You guys were just telling me that during the break.

43:39 Caller I mentioned that, didn't I?

43:41 Adam We're the best band in the world.

43:42 Staind We tell it to everybody we meet.

43:45 Adam It's catching on.

43:46 Staind Well, we figure, you know, we're going to try to do it slowly, just walk up to people and just tell them that.

43:50 Adam One man at a time, word of mouth. Now, Bridget, is this based on their music or is this a conversation you had with Stane?

43:56 Caller Their music.

43:57 Adam Oh, okay. All right. Thanks, Bridget.

44:00 Caller Thank you very much.

44:01 Adam Take care of yourself. Bye. Listen, are you guys with me on this? The double nipple piercing is kind of weird.

44:07 Caller No, I'm not into it at all.

44:10 Adam Nope. I'm not into it either.

44:12 Caller I'm not even into tattoos on a girl's body.

44:14 Staind No, me either.

44:16 Caller A woman's body is absolutely perfect just the way it is.

44:21 Adam And even if it's not perfect, it ain't going to get better with that slippery when wet tat around the crotch and a couple barbells going through the nipples.

44:34 Staind Insert here.

44:35 Adam We can all agree on that, right? Agree, right. And because we're all on the same page, when you think about the guy who's really turned on by the tats and the double nipple piercings and the labia piercings and all, don't you kind of wonder about that guy? He's got problems. A little bit. Yeah, that's the way I look at it.

44:54 Caller That's my thoughts, exactly.

44:56 Adam Kelly?

45:00 Staind Right on, Kelly.

45:02 Adam We love you, too.

45:02 Drew Why would you wait a half an hour to do that?

45:05 Caller She was a little excited.

45:06 Adam All right, let's talk to Larry. Larry? Yeah, how you doing? You're 23. What's up?

45:12 Caller Yeah, I just went to visit my ex-girlfriend this past weekend.

45:15 Adam You went where?

45:16 Caller To visit my ex-girlfriend.

45:17 Adam I see.

45:18 Caller And she's from New Jersey.

45:21 Caller And we had to go to a bar and hang out and have a few drinks. And later on at night, we ended up having sex. And, you know, she was really into it and everything. And then the next morning she told me she was passed out and she doesn't remember it.

45:33 Drew She's blacked out, not passed out.

45:35 Adam Right.

45:36 Drew She was awake, right?

45:37 Caller Yeah. Well, she said she doesn't remember anything.

45:39 Drew Yeah, that's blacked out.

45:40 Adam Okay.

45:41 Drew Blacked out is where you just... It's alcoholism. Yeah, it's alcoholism. It's just we don't remember what you did, even though you seem normal to everybody else. Uh-huh. So she has...

45:49 Caller She's loaded.

45:50 Adam So what's your question, Larry?

45:52 Caller Well, I was wondering if that was possible for her to be all into it.

45:55 Drew Yes, that's absolutely right. It's a blackout. People can forget what they do for days and days. That's all alcohol and it's an abnormal response to the alcohol. It's almost exclusive in alcoholics.

46:06 Caller Just tell her you were the man.

46:09 Caller All right.

46:09 Adam Yeah.

46:10 Caller Tell her you were.

46:11 Caller Make sure you wonder what other nights that happens too.

46:14 Caller Right.

46:16 Adam Did she have an orgasm?

46:17 Caller Yeah.

46:18 Caller She did.

46:18 Adam And she doesn't remember that?

46:20 Caller No, blackout.

46:21 Adam It's too bad.

46:22 Caller Blackout, not like pep out.

46:23 Drew No, blackout. Blackout is an impairment of long-term memory. The information doesn't go from completely fully functional. Well, yeah, they're completely fully functional, but the information is not being filed in the memory banks because of the alcohol and they just don't remember what they did.

46:37 Adam One out of, I don't know, every ten guys will have this. The series blackout freak out. Now, women, what's nice about women is they have the quiet dignity to blackout and let us hump them.

46:53 Caller Guys blackout and beat up a whole bar.

46:56 Adam Or try to, by the way. There's usually something involving urination or defecation, a lot of vomit, a lot of destroying of property. Bad stuff happens to cars during blackouts.

47:09 Caller We just saw that last night, actually.

47:11 Drew Did you?

47:11 Adam Yeah.

47:12 Drew But kind of experienced it and traveled to guys move. They get in the go.

47:16 Adam It's hard to hold the guy down when he's blacked out. He gets great ideas.

47:20 Caller I'm going to TOR get my buddies out.

47:22 Adam It's like, you don't know anyone at TOR. Screw you, you ain't one of them. Now who's with me? They get these.

47:29 Staind I'm driving.

47:30 Adam They get these like crazy grandiose plans of things to do.

47:35 Staind Then you tell them the next day, like, what?

47:38 Caller Boy, dude.

47:39 Adam Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, do I have some good friend blackout stars after this. All right, we'll be back with Stane.

47:47 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, back in a minute.

48:06 Caller Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz, NQBC, Seattle.

48:26 Adam Mike there. Thank you, Anderson. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. John, Old School Aaron and Mike are all here from Staind. The name of the CD is Break the Cycle. That'll be out May 22nd. What were you talking about, talking about?

48:41 Caller Where we are? Where did we leave off somewhere? We were telling stories about Tijuana out. The guy's blanking out. You regaled us throughout the break there. A lot of bad Tijuana stories here. We heard them all though. Don't want to hear about my buddy Chris. I don't want to hear you passing out on the border.

49:02 Caller You're carrying him across the bridge there.

49:04 Caller Yeah, I carry him.

49:05 Adam 210 pound dude.

49:06 Drew Vomiting into the ice maker at the restaurant. Nice, good times.

49:10 Adam I have urinated and vomited in an ice maker. I hope to complete the trifecta.

49:18 Staind Just taking a dump at the number 2.

49:21 Caller There you go, that would be good.

49:22 Adam The ice maker was in Tijuana and the ice maker I urinated into was somewhere in Irvine or something at some K-Rock event.

49:31 Drew Nice.

49:33 Adam Drunker in Hell. You guys travel a lot, right?

49:37 Caller You forget where your room is.

49:40 Adam What happens is you check in to a hotel in some city you've never been in before and some hotel you've never been in before, you run up, throw your bags down and then run back to meet the bus and you go to the gig. Then you get hammered. Then you come back that night.

49:53 Staind That's why you do this.

49:54 Caller You write it on your key.

49:56 Adam They don't put the room number on the key anymore. When you got to take a bad whiz, you will set that clock. You're blanners like a time bomb. You get in the elevator and the door is closed. It's like, one minute and counting. And 59, 58, 55.

50:16 Staind The pressure builds and builds and builds. The closer you get.

50:19 Caller Right.

50:20 Adam If the hotel was 10 miles further away, you would set the clock for 8 minutes. Now you set it for one minute. The door is open and it's on the 9th floor. You go to what you think is your room. And it's in 3, 2, 1, key doesn't work.

50:35 Staind It's gone. Now you got no choice. You got 10 seconds to make a quick decision.

50:39 Adam That's right.

50:40 Staind Or you're in your drawers.

50:41 Adam I chose the dignified route. I looked around. I saw the ice maker right there.

50:46 Staind I think I'd aim for a tree or something. There's got to be like a potted plant.

50:50 Adam Right in the middle of a hotel, like the 9th floor. Couldn't find anything. All I could find was the ice maker.

50:56 Caller That's really gross. I went to the ice maker last night too.

51:00 Adam I'm hoping no one else did that. I went in the drain that was...

51:04 Staind Down here where it drops in.

51:05 Adam That's not bad. Barely in a year. No.

51:08 Drew When you vomited, though.

51:09 Adam The vomit was right into the ice. That was a puke slash eat. Because that was the old kind. Remember the ones that were slanted and you'd slide the door?

51:18 Staind Yeah, totally. The metal school ones, yeah.

51:19 Adam Heaved right into that. That was in TJ. That was a place called Margarita's Village where they would force you to drink. Force you.

51:27 Staind By gunpoint. They'd grab your head and shake your head.

51:29 Adam They'd come up behind you, they'd do one of those slammers, they'd throw it down your throat and they'd just scramble your brain by shaking your head as hard as they could.

51:36 Staind The guys in Pantera do that to you.

51:37 Adam Oh, do they?

51:38 Staind You have to drink.

51:39 Adam You have to do it.

51:40 Staind You have no, I don't do shots. Yes, you do.

51:42 Adam Yep, yep.

51:43 Staind Yes, you do.

51:44 Adam That's the way it worked. And if you've been drinking all night and you get your head scrambled, well, I can't be the first guy who vomited into that ice machine, I'm sure.

51:51 Drew Megan? Yeah?

51:52 Adam Year 20.

51:53 Caller Yeah.

51:53 Adam What's up?

51:54 Caller Okay, I'm on the go a lot and when you got to go, you got to go.

51:58 Adam Yeah, you say ice maker, right?

52:02 Caller Well, my question was, can you catch anything from public toilets?

52:07 Adam No, nobody does.

52:08 Caller I don't ever take the chance, though. I got...

52:11 Staind Build a bridge?

52:12 Caller I build a bridge like you wouldn't believe. I will wrap that thing three, four times so that there is no skin touching any porcelain.

52:21 Drew What do you figure you're going to get?

52:22 Caller I don't know.

52:24 Staind It's just gross.

52:25 Caller It's just gross.

52:26 Drew I mean, think about what guys do. How many guys have sat on that? We stand knee to knee at a trough.

52:32 Staind No, I avoid the trough. I aim for the stall.

52:35 Caller I still ain't touching nothing.

52:37 Adam Yeah, you're standing.

52:38 Drew Blasting around.

52:39 Caller Because I put those little seat covers on, but sometimes you sit down and it goes in the toilet.

52:44 Caller Yeah, there's nothing. You got to like three, four of those seat covers.

52:47 Drew Think about how everyone uses public restrooms. Don't you think if there was something you were going to catch that there would be an awful lot talked about and that you'd hear about people catching things?

52:57 Caller I know there's like hepatitis A to like F.

52:59 Drew Well, A, that's a theoretical thing.

53:02 Adam It's more of an emotional thing. But see, I think differently. I think...

53:06 Caller Freaks me out when the water splashes up on me.

53:08 Drew I mean, you want to use proper hygiene because if people didn't, we would have a public health problem.

53:13 Adam But don't you want to be a giver? Like, see, I go in with a more aggressive attitude. I'm like, I'm not going to use the ass liner because I want to give someone what I got.

53:23 Staind So you want to share, share and share alike.

53:25 Caller I don't look at it as getting something else, I give.

53:26 Caller It's people like you that get me to wrap the thing ten times.

53:30 Staind You know, you got to realize too, we live on a bus. You can't go to the bathroom on the bus. They stop at a truck stop and you're just running for the bathroom. And it's that same thing you're talking about. You got the countdown going, you got the whole thing. Right. So, you know, you build the bridge and you go. I remember one time, I was in the bathroom, the guy next to me was cutting his fingernails.

53:50 Adam In the stall?

53:51 Staind In the stall.

53:52 Caller Just sitting and chilling out. You know, in a public bathroom, you're like on there, done as fast as you can and out. And he's chilling.

54:01 Staind The truck stops are weird places though. Truck stops are a whole different breed of whole new world.

54:07 Adam I also, like I've talked to a lot of people that made it through, like, 12 years of public education never took one number two. Never sat down one.

54:16 Staind Doors at my house. I'm looking at one.

54:18 Adam Right.

54:19 Caller Most guys do that.

54:20 Adam But if you're a trucker, you're spreading your fecal matter all the way across the country. I mean, you're leaving a trail of Duke and you're used to it. And I think these guys get over it. I think they become like, you know, basically what, you know, like any job where you go, Jesus Christ, how could you do that? You've got a guy filming you while you're getting this guy in the ass. Ah, you get used to it.

54:42 Caller It's a gig.

54:44 Adam Crapping comes with the territory there when you're a trucker. Megan, you're fine.

54:48 Drew Thanks for bringing this up though, Megan.

54:49 Caller Thanks a lot.

54:51 Adam Yeah. Bye. Use that.

54:52 Staind Build a bridge.

54:53 Adam Use that. Now, what do you say build a bridge? You mean just use the gasket or the toilet paper?

54:58 Caller About this much and you start from the back and you go to the front like that. And then you take one about this big and lay it across the front. Another one about this big, lay it there.

55:07 Drew I think if you went to the Rock Band, they would have been the Interior Design.

55:10 Caller Build a bridge. Build a bridge. There is no porcelain showing when I sit down. I'm sitting on toilet paper.

55:16 Adam What if you have...

55:17 Caller It moves a little bit. I'm like, oh, no, no, no.

55:19 Caller Then you hover.

55:20 Adam What if you have the seat liner available? We just use the seat liner?

55:24 Caller There is one on forwards, there is one on backwards, and then there is another one on forwards.

55:28 Adam Interesting.

55:29 Caller I'm a little freaky like that.

55:31 Adam You're the reason why they are always out of the god damn seat liners.

55:33 Staind Yeah, exactly. I go in there.

55:35 Caller I'm the guy that's always yelling when they're not there.

55:38 Adam Really? I'll tell you what, I'm not real proud of this, but you know what I've done? I swear to Christ, I have gotten up above the toilet, put my hands on the stall walls, and dropped one down from about five feet. You guys ever do that? Come on, really?

55:53 Staind How was your aim?

55:53 Adam I did, yeah, pretty good.

55:54 Staind Not bad?

55:55 Adam Bullseye?

55:56 Staind You got a good splash?

55:57 Caller Was the blowback good?

55:58 Adam Not as good as the janitor at the high school would have liked, but I was satisfied.

56:04 Drew What the hell did you figure was going to happen if your ass touched the seat?

56:07 Staind I just did it for cash. He just wanted to just drop a bomb from five feet up.

56:11 Adam Yeah, I thought it would be fun.

56:12 Caller I was just always afraid somebody from school would walk into the bathroom.

56:17 Adam Yeah, no doors. Nice. Good times.

56:19 Caller Chrissy?

56:20 Caller Hi, I have a question. I was wondering why I can't orgasm after I've been using a dildo a couple of times that my boyfriend bought me.

56:30 Drew Dildo or vibrator? Both. Well, it desensitizes things.

56:35 Caller Oh, really?

56:35 Drew The mortal male cannot keep up with the technology.

56:39 Adam You can't have an orgasm with your boyfriend?

56:41 Caller No, and I used to be able to for three years.

56:44 Adam His little strategy backfired on him, didn't it?

56:48 Caller That blew up in his face.

56:49 Caller Yeah.

56:50 Adam Now, he got you a dildo and a vibrator?

56:53 Caller Yeah, both.

56:54 Caller It's all in one.

56:55 Adam Or is it one thing? It's like a spork?

56:56 Caller It looks like a spork.

57:00 Adam A spork?

57:01 Staind You don't have to turn the switch on. You can use it.

57:03 Caller Yeah.

57:04 Staind And then you turn the switch on and now it's a vibrator.

57:06 Adam A dildo is a vibrator without the batteries.

57:09 Caller And I've been using it and I can't orgasm with him anymore and I feel kind of bad.

57:13 Staind How many batteries does it take?

57:15 Caller Two.

57:15 Caller Was he smart enough to get it smaller than himself?

57:19 Caller Yeah, it was a little small actually.

57:21 Adam Alright, maybe you should incorporate it into your lovemaking with him.

57:25 Caller Yeah, I tried that already but I want to be able to orgasm with just him.

57:29 Drew Well, you may have to stop using it.

57:31 Caller And I stopped using it and I haven't been able to.

57:34 Drew How long ago did you stop?

57:36 Caller A couple of weeks ago.

57:38 Drew Try more. Three or four weeks.

57:39 Caller Okay.

57:40 Drew Keep trying. He'll come back.

57:41 Caller Alright.

57:42 Adam But still, could you orgasm through having intercourse with him before?

57:48 Caller Yeah.

57:49 Adam You could. How about he gets in you and you hold it where you like it?

57:54 Caller Yeah.

57:54 Caller That works too. But I just like to do oral sex, you know. I want to be able to come through oral.

58:00 Adam I see. And that ain't doing it, huh? What if he took the vibrator and put it up his ass when he was doing oral? I'm no doctor, but doesn't that work?

58:11 Caller No. He doesn't like that.

58:12 Caller Vibrate the tongue, right?

58:14 Staind Is that what you're thinking?

58:14 Caller I would think that it would send some vibrations all the way up through.

58:17 Caller It might work.

58:18 Caller Get the tongue going a little bit.

58:19 Staind You should try it.

58:20 Adam Yeah. I mean, it may be a 7.0 in his ass, but at least be a tremor in his tongue. You know, it would send some shock waves.

58:27 Staind 7.0.

58:30 Caller What do you think, girl?

58:32 Adam Hmm. No.

58:33 Staind Drew's silent on this one.

58:35 Adam Julie?

58:36 Caller Yes?

58:37 Adam You're 17?

58:38 Caller Yes, I am.

58:39 Adam You're on with Stain.

58:41 Caller Hi. Hello.

58:42 Staind Hi.

58:44 Caller Um, did I tell you my question?

58:46 Drew Yeah.

58:47 Caller Okay. Um, I had sex with this guy about two weeks ago and then like two days later, I got really irritated around like my vagina. We didn't use protection and he didn't come with me. He like pulled out and I got really irritated.

59:02 Drew He still could be pregnant.

59:04 Caller No, because I had my period after. And so, um, it was like white. It was like really white and I kind of caught a puppy.

59:14 Caller Yeah.

59:16 Adam Vagina. That's why you gotta use those ass liners, by the way, ladies.

59:20 Caller It's not funny.

59:22 Caller No, it's not.

59:22 Caller Anyway, um, yeah. And so then I had my period and then I got off and I thought everything was cool, but it just recently came back again.

59:31 Adam What did?

59:32 Caller The white, the white cheese. The cottage cheese.

59:34 Drew All right. So it could be yeast, right? You've had a yeast infection before? No. Okay. Well, anything that sort of changes the environment in the vagina can potentially precipitate a yeast infection. So you can get some of the over-the-counter medication for yeast. Like, you know, there's all kinds of stuff now, the monistat cream, kind of, loatrim and that kind of thing. Try that. If that doesn't clear this up, then you've got to see a gynecologist or a doctor because this could be an infection from having had unprotected sex.

1:00:00 Caller And how old are you? And you're still having unprotected sex?

1:00:04 Caller Oh, it was like my first time ever having unprotected sex.

1:00:08 Caller That's one time too many.

1:00:09 Caller Yeah.

1:00:10 Adam Alright, so get some protection. You have a boyfriend? Do you still see this guy?

1:00:14 Caller Um, actually I work with him.

1:00:16 Caller How do you do?

1:00:17 Adam What do you do just because it'll be funny?

1:00:20 Caller I'm not going to say.

1:00:21 Adam What kind of work? Come on.

1:00:22 Caller It's really good work for my age.

1:00:24 Caller Really?

1:00:25 Drew What is it?

1:00:26 Caller It's not like fast food or anything. It's really good work.

1:00:28 Adam But it doesn't involve chicken at all?

1:00:30 Caller No.

1:00:31 Adam What is it?

1:00:32 Caller What is it?

1:00:33 Adam What do you do? Come on. What kind of work is it?

1:00:36 Caller I'm not going to say. Tell us what kind of work it is.

1:00:41 Caller I'm not going to say.

1:00:43 Caller Okay. Thanks, Julie.

1:00:45 Caller Okay.

1:00:46 Adam You're quite a delight. I hope your vagina falls off. Jesus Christ. And we have really, we have really, I hate our callers. I really do. I know there's a lot of people who do a radio show and they go, listen, the show's about you. Without you, we couldn't do what we do.

1:01:03 Drew Not here.

1:01:04 Adam Not me. I'd like you to leave me alone. I could kill two hours. Drew?

1:01:09 Drew Kills the upper word.

1:01:10 Adam Yeah. You could drive in circles around the block. We could shut down the phones and I could really just talk turkey about Tijuana.

1:01:20 Drew Yeah, we hear the stories about that.

1:01:21 Adam Why my goddamn garbage man has to show up before seven? Before seven, why does he need to be there at the crack of Goddamn Don? By seven.

1:01:29 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:30 Adam I could really do a few hours on just that. And what I deserve out of life. Kaz?

1:01:36 Caller Yeah.

1:01:36 Caller You're 19?

1:01:37 Caller Yeah. What's up? Let me first say I've been listening since the Ricky Ragnan days and I've called the show actually about six times. And the guy that took my call at night is the best phone screener you guys have ever had. Wow.

1:01:51 Caller Damian?

1:01:52 Caller I guess.

1:01:53 Adam Yeah. He's our new phone screener.

1:01:56 Caller Wow.

1:01:57 Adam He's giddy over there. Nice. He's brand new.

1:02:01 Caller What was good about it?

1:02:03 Caller I don't know who it is, but the woman who usually took my call, I mean, I've probably called the show 12 or 13 times, but only gotten through six times because, I mean, she'd always just say my question wasn't good enough and kick me off.

1:02:16 Staind Right.

1:02:16 Adam I got a feeling it's not going to be, but go ahead, Cass.

1:02:19 Caller Well, I just had a question for Staind, actually.

1:02:23 Caller That's why you always got kicked off, bro.

1:02:28 Caller Staind, I think you guys are a really good band.

1:02:30 Staind Thank you.

1:02:31 Caller And I heard how I believe it was your tour either last summer or something that you guys were covering Sober by Tool. Yeah. And I was wondering if you're going to release that on any album or a recorded version of that.

1:02:46 Caller No, probably not.

1:02:47 Staind I had no plans of doing that.

1:02:48 Caller That was just kind of something that we did for the whole to do for the tour.

1:02:53 Staind And we didn't have enough songs.

1:02:54 Caller We didn't have enough songs.

1:02:55 Staind We threw in a tool cover. But it was fun to do.

1:03:00 Caller You know, I mean, we that was a song that we had always played from way back in the day. And we figured it would be.

1:03:08 Staind We did it at soundcheck one day and we all remembered it. So I said, let's just play it.

1:03:12 Caller So right on.

1:03:13 Staind Yeah.

1:03:13 Adam So did you you caught that live, Kaz?

1:03:16 Caller No, because that's the thing is I wanted to go out and catch them. But I never got or was never able to. So I just wanted to hear Stain take on it.

1:03:23 Caller Well, the last thing in the world I want to do is plug Napster. But I'm sure you can find it on the way.

1:03:30 Adam All right, Kaz.

1:03:30 Caller All right.

1:03:31 Adam Good time.

1:03:31 Caller All right.

1:03:32 Adam I don't call back though, right?

1:03:35 Caller All right.

1:03:36 Staind Mitch, how good was that screener, though? I mean, he left, you know what I mean?

1:03:39 Caller It wasn't having to do with the we have not had a comp.

1:03:43 Adam Only complaints about screeners until that Damien got here.

1:03:45 Drew All right, Mitch. What's going on?

1:03:47 Adam Yeah.

1:03:47 Drew Mitch.

1:03:48 Adam Yes, sir.

1:03:49 Caller Go ahead.

1:03:50 Caller OK, this is the problem. All right. I got with this girl. She's she's my girlfriend. I've been with her for a year and she's 20 years old and I took her virginity. OK, I'm 23 and, you know, my penis isn't exactly, you know, donkey like or anything, if you know what I mean. I've kind of a small penis.

1:04:11 Drew John, I'm trying to use my imagination. Well, what do you mean, Mitch? Exactly.

1:04:15 Caller Exactly. It's like, you know, under six inches. And, OK, but I've never really had any problems. But with any and I've been with, you know, a considerable amount of women. I've never really had any problems. But I've noticed that my girlfriend is attracted like we watch porno sometimes together and she's attracted to larger penises. That's what it's not even like because she never had one before. She never had one anything but mine. But I've noticed that it's just the whole fact of a very large penis that turns her on. You know, and it's kind of become a problem. Why? Between us. Why? Because. And with me.

1:04:59 Adam Why? Because Mitch is a jackass. And he's.

1:05:04 Caller I can tell. I can tell that it's a problem for her. I can tell. It's not like I'm assuming. And it's my own insecurities. If I, you know, I know my girlfriend and I can tell that she, you know, a more it would it would be more enjoyable. And I do a lot of stuff. You know, I'm a very sensitive guy.

1:05:20 Staind I have you know, you sound it.

1:05:21 Adam Yeah. You're a delight, Mr. Walter Raleigh.

1:05:24 Drew First of all, most women that call this show complain about too big more than too small. That's a much more common complaint. So although she may be aroused by it, may be intrigued by it, the reality may be, first of all, she's with you. She's not interested in anybody else but you. Secondly, you may not be very. Yeah, Mitch. Oh, Adam's right.

1:05:44 Adam Yeah. Let me give you an example. I like the novelty big jug porn, right? But in real life, when I, I don't know when I was a bad example. Yeah, I love the big jugs too.

1:05:54 Caller Right.

1:05:55 Adam I scrapped that one, Mitch.

1:05:57 Drew No, but you may not like the circus jug.

1:05:59 Adam No, I do. That was a horrible example.

1:06:00 Caller Horrible.

1:06:01 Drew You wouldn't choose to be with someone necessarily.

1:06:03 Adam No, really, it was a bad example. I really would. Mitch? Yes, sir. Okay. You need, it's, I know what you're doing. You're a 23 year old building a case. You know what I love about guys, hold on Mitch, while we talk about you behind your back. Building a case. If you take a guy and if his girl was with another guy, then that's what he'll focus on. And if she was with 20 guys, he'll focus on that. And if she was with 10 guys, focus on that. And if it's one guy, focus on that. And if she was a virgin, well then you can't focus on that.

1:06:37 Staind You need something else too.

1:06:38 Adam Time to cook something else up. Let's see what's in the hopper. Well, how about the fact that she saw a guy's penis in a porn that I showed her and seemed to be like he's the one that showed it to her.

1:06:49 Caller You little slut.

1:06:50 Adam You wish you had that other guy's pep in you, don't you?

1:06:55 Drew Always building a case. Always building a case, right?

1:06:59 Adam Yeah. Then he has a few beers and he starts stewing about it a little bit.

1:07:04 Caller And it starts building up and he's angry and she doesn't know why.

1:07:08 Adam Right. And he'll set her up too. What do you think of that guy's dong? You like that? It's okay. Oh, so you like that? You like it. You like it, don't you?

1:07:16 Staind It's bigger than mine, isn't it?

1:07:17 Adam You can admit it. I like it. I appreciate it. It's a nice look of his. I guess it's okay.

1:07:23 Staind There it is. Worshiping at the altar at another man's dong.

1:07:29 Adam Yeah, that's what Mitch, that's who Mitch is. And that's who most 23 year old dudes are.

1:07:35 Drew Most 17 year olds are that though.

1:07:37 Adam I had a fair amount of that energy at 23. I'll admit it. It goes away as you lose your will to live like we have. You don't care. Why do you care?

1:07:50 Caller Yeah, if you're dying of cancer.

1:07:52 Adam Doesn't even matter. Yeah, you don't care about all that. You don't sweat those details. Mitch, you got a nice virgin here. You appreciate her. Do you hear me?

1:08:02 Caller I appreciate her to the utmost. There's nothing.

1:08:04 Caller And don't ruin her by showing her porno.

1:08:06 Adam There's nothing you can do about your penis size.

1:08:09 Caller It's nice. It's not me saying, OK, let's go watch porn. She's like, you want to do, you know, you want to watch? She enjoys it also.

1:08:16 Caller I don't force anything on her.

1:08:17 Drew She knows you like it. She's into you and she wants to do it with you.

1:08:20 Caller I don't bring it up that much.

1:08:21 Adam All right. Enjoy. Just enjoy her.

1:08:24 Caller All right.

1:08:26 Adam Don't get her pregnant.

1:08:27 Caller And if it really means that much to you, there's this this pump called the Boston Pump Works.

1:08:32 Caller Really?

1:08:34 Caller Boston?

1:08:35 Caller I got a friend.

1:08:36 Caller Really?

1:08:37 Caller I got a friend.

1:08:38 Caller And who swears by it?

1:08:40 Adam We will take ourselves a little break. Staind is our guest tonight. We will hear something off of Break the Cycle on May 22nd when we come back.

1:09:15 Caller Hey, this is Peanut from 311. You're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. I hope you're learning something.

1:09:22 Caller It's Loveline.

1:09:23 Adam Yep, Drew, Adam, Stain is here tonight. We're going to hear something off Break the Cycle, the new CD, which will be out May 22nd. And this one is called Outside. That is a little something from Stain.

1:14:30 Staind A great sincere applause too.

1:14:32 Caller Yeah.

1:14:35 Adam The guys had a truckload of sushi dropped off here, so the band is busy devouring that. We will take ourselves another call.

1:14:45 Drew What do you say?

1:14:46 Adam Speak to Jessica, 17. Jessica?

1:14:49 Caller Yeah.

1:14:50 Adam What's up?

1:14:51 Caller Well, I've been with this guy for a while now, and he started anal sex.

1:14:57 Drew How old is he?

1:14:58 Caller He's 18.

1:15:00 Adam Right. He started anal sex on you?

1:15:03 Caller Yeah.

1:15:04 Adam All right.

1:15:05 Caller And it really hurts, and I don't know if it's supposed to or...

1:15:12 Adam How many times have you done it?

1:15:14 Caller Twice.

1:15:14 Adam Twice.

1:15:15 Drew Why do you keep doing it if it hurts so much?

1:15:17 Caller I don't know.

1:15:18 Drew Why don't you ask her to stop?

1:15:19 Adam That's love.

1:15:22 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:15:23 Adam Right. But why don't you tell him? Does he know it hurts you?

1:15:27 Caller Well, he both.

1:15:28 Adam Talk about anal sex, boys.

1:15:29 Drew Yeah, but I think most guys that are doing that are sort of looking to... You know what I mean?

1:15:36 Caller It kind of hurts.

1:15:37 Caller Yeah.

1:15:38 Adam It's definitely an alpha male kind of move. Yeah.

1:15:43 Caller Well, it's also... There's a lot of it going on in pornos, too.

1:15:48 Adam Yes.

1:15:48 Staind I don't see that.

1:15:50 Caller It's...

1:15:51 Caller Yeah, you got...

1:15:53 Adam I'm not big into the anal. I don't know. We're on the same page with the tats, the nipple rings, and now the anal.

1:16:00 Caller Yeah.

1:16:00 Caller We can hang out.

1:16:02 Drew Don't forget the oral sex thing.

1:16:04 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:16:05 Caller Sorry. Sorry, boys.

1:16:06 Adam Honeymoon's over.

1:16:09 Caller Well, it's like he really enjoys it. I tell him no a lot and I feel bad whenever I do.

1:16:14 Caller Why?

1:16:15 Drew He's harming you. You don't like it. Why can you not stand up for yourself? That's bizarre.

1:16:21 Caller I don't like it because, I mean, it doesn't hurt once it's in and everything.

1:16:25 Caller But I mean, right after it hurts. Right.

1:16:28 Adam But see, I don't like this guy because you're telling him. I mean, forget about anal sex. Just fill in that blank. I don't like blank. It hurts me. And he goes, come on, baby, one more. Just come on. There's something wrong.

1:16:42 Caller Come on. No, he just drops it. But he brings it up later on the next time.

1:16:46 Drew And then that's the point. That's the point, Jessica.

1:16:50 Adam He is not. He's looking out for himself more than he is looking out for you. You have to assert yourself.

1:16:57 Caller All right.

1:16:58 Adam That it's time. You're 17. Time to step up. Guys will get what they can. A lot of guys will. All right. So you, you must look after your own orifices. Or orifice eyes, I like to say. Orifice. Orifice.

1:17:15 Caller And I'd like to say, stay the best.

1:17:18 Adam Thank you.

1:17:19 Caller I love that song.

1:17:20 Adam This band would never sodomize you.

1:17:23 Caller Never.

1:17:24 Adam Unless they were on the road.

1:17:26 Caller All right.

1:17:26 Caller I'm sure you guys are hot.

1:17:29 Adam Thank you. Thank you. All right. Good times. Good times. Oh, man. Oh, these guys. I hate all guys. I hate everyone except for who's in this room.

1:17:42 Staind Until we leave.

1:17:43 Caller That'll change.

1:17:44 Caller We won't be in this room anymore when we leave.

1:17:46 Caller That's right.

1:17:47 Staind So we just made the list.

1:17:48 Adam Jason?

1:17:49 Caller Yeah.

1:17:50 Adam You're 29. What's up?

1:17:51 Caller Yeah. I just want to say, Adam, man shows as good as a wheelbarrow of porn and Dr. Drew, you rule.

1:17:59 Adam Thank you.

1:18:00 Caller I just wanted to kind of ask you a question about, I mean, dating a girl for about almost four years.

1:18:07 Caller We're engaged.

1:18:08 Caller She's been on the pill up until this point because we have no intention of procreating. I think it's a little too overrated and I'm not ready to take that step.

1:18:18 Caller Probably never.

1:18:19 Drew How long has she been on the pill?

1:18:20 Caller She's been on for, well, she just stopped.

1:18:23 Caller She's been on for about four or five years now and she's been with one guy aside from me. So I know she's, you know, mine. Here's the thing. She just stopped taking the pill because she's, you know, she's kind of been claiming to have problems, which I totally understand. She doesn't like the weight gain. You know, she said she's got like some weight gain. Plus she's real moody on it. So she decided to kind of stop doing it. And so anyway, she was always all about sex, but it wasn't like, it wasn't, she never got freaky and she never really like, she got off, she got her orgasm or whatever.

1:19:02 Adam Hey, Jason, Jason, we got a bad line here. So real quick, what's your question?

1:19:07 Caller The question is, she totally digs sex now. I don't know what it is, but she is all about it.

1:19:14 Drew Well, sometimes the pill can suppress libido. So the progesterone particularly.

1:19:18 Adam Something else that he said that was interesting, which is he has no intention of having kids.

1:19:23 Caller Yeah, they're overrated.

1:19:25 Drew Kids are overrated.

1:19:26 Adam Now she wants it all the time. I'm wondering, and she got off the pill. I'm wondering if she may be wants kids and knows you don't want kids.

1:19:35 Caller We have an agreement and it's and honestly, she doesn't want them either. And I know that for a fact.

1:19:39 Drew How are you avoiding it then?

1:19:41 Caller What's that?

1:19:41 Drew How are you avoiding it now?

1:19:46 Caller Well, her and I just, we don't want them.

1:19:49 Drew How are you preventing protection?

1:19:50 Adam What are you using?

1:19:52 Caller Oh, I'm sorry, condoms now. Okay. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not an idiot going to pull it out. No.

1:19:59 Adam And how old, how old a girl is she?

1:20:01 Caller She's almost 25.

1:20:03 Adam And doesn't want kids anytime in the near future?

1:20:06 Caller No, she doesn't want to get fat. I don't want to give up my toys.

1:20:09 Adam I see. Your toys, meaning that El Camino, you've been trying to drop the 429 in and it's a primer gray up on blocks.

1:20:19 Caller You have a mullet.

1:20:21 Caller Let me tell you a toy.

1:20:22 Adam Tell me your toys, Jason.

1:20:26 Staind I got a pretty nice car. Welcome to the front party in the back.

1:20:31 Adam I'm going to guess. Mustang?

1:20:34 Caller No, it's a Ford, though.

1:20:35 Adam Oh, Ford. Old or new?

1:20:39 Caller It's a new Ford.

1:20:41 Adam Yeah, what is it?

1:20:43 Caller It's a SVT Contour.

1:20:46 Adam Next guess.

1:20:47 Caller It's a little sporty.

1:20:48 Adam Right, right. All right. All right, you don't want to give that up or the jet ski or any of that stuff, right?

1:20:54 Caller Exactly, exactly.

1:20:55 Drew It feels like a GIO.

1:20:56 Caller I'm selfish. I hope it's faster, but you know what? At least I know what I want.

1:20:59 Adam All right. Listen, I...

1:21:01 Drew You don't want that contour.

1:21:02 Adam I worry.

1:21:03 Drew Yeah, who the hell can give that up for kids?

1:21:06 Adam You see that baby right there?

1:21:07 Caller That's all mine.

1:21:09 Adam They only imported 50,000 of them into the country. It's very rare.

1:21:14 Staind The last six months.

1:21:15 Adam Yep, the dealer said he was down to his 30th when I bought this one. Yeah, that's going to be a collector's item right there. I went with the beige velour. Nice. Automatic.

1:21:29 Staind AM.

1:21:30 Adam Four banger. AM.

1:21:32 Caller Corinthian leather.

1:21:33 Adam Yeah, one speed on the wipers, but who needs three?

1:21:36 Staind It's got wipers.

1:21:37 Caller Yeah.

1:21:40 Adam Yeah, no sunroof, no electric windows, no defroster, no heater, no air.

1:21:47 Drew Gotta keep it real.

1:21:48 Adam Try to keep the weight down. When you're only putting out 122 horsepower, it's important not to put too much extra weight in the vehicle. Yeah, those are 70 series tires, 185s and a 14 inch rim. Yeah, it cost me a pretty penny. Those are $45 tires. It's a price cut. I'll tell you what. Yeah, thinking about getting an air filter for it. Bump it up to 130 horsepower. It's nice. Yeah, don't smoke in the car. Okay, I'm gonna put a tint on the rear window, live with it, see how it feels. If it works out, I'll go with the side windows too.

1:22:24 Staind You need the Calvin and Chevy sticker too.

1:22:26 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:22:27 Staind You gotta have that.

1:22:28 Adam Yeah, I'm a Ford man, that's the contour. And therefore I'd like to kill just about any guy that drives Chevy or any Chevy-powered vehicle. And that goes for Mopar too, if you're listening. So I get the Calvin and I see him urinating on the Chevy, Insignia, and people know where I stand.

1:22:47 Staind Where do you want to stand?

1:22:48 Adam Yeah, Ford man. No one makes it straightforward like a Ford. Underhead cam, but still, still's got some pop.

1:22:55 Staind You got the no-fear sticker across the window, the windshield with the bad boy club.

1:22:59 Adam Yeah, fear this, bad boy club.

1:23:01 Staind The whole deal.

1:23:01 Caller Right.

1:23:02 Adam He who dies with the most toys wins. That's my motto. Yeah. I'm going to put a ball on this thing so I can tow the jet ski down to the lake.

1:23:11 Caller Yeah.

1:23:12 Adam Bought it off my brother-in-law, messy divorce, don't want to go into it, but I'm going to put a pipe on it. Re-jet of the carb. It moves pretty good. I don't know what it does in knots, but it moves pretty good. Jeremy? Yeah.

1:23:26 Caller How are you doing?

1:23:28 Adam I just summed up the white construction worker lifestyle in the last two minutes.

1:23:35 Drew What's up, Jeremy?

1:23:36 Caller First, I'd like to say what's up to Stain.

1:23:38 Adam How are you doing, man?

1:23:38 Caller What's up, man? Right on. I just want to say that a couple of weeks ago, I was running around the house naked with my wife.

1:23:47 Caller Excellent.

1:23:48 Caller Yeah, we were kind of playing, you know, playing around. And she ran into the bedroom and closed the door on the head of my penis.

1:23:56 Caller Oh, my God.

1:23:57 Staind Have that removed.

1:23:59 Caller We'll leave a mark.

1:24:00 Caller Yeah, it bruised real bad. It turned like almost a black.

1:24:04 Drew I didn't understand how that could happen.

1:24:06 Adam Who does that?

1:24:07 Caller Well, she didn't close the door completely on it, but she closed it enough to where, you know, I felt it very well.

1:24:12 Drew Were you like playing peek around the corner?

1:24:14 Caller And what were you doing with your, I was trying to run in as she was closing the door.

1:24:18 Caller You must be quite well.

1:24:21 Caller What's that?

1:24:21 Caller Are you hung quite well or were you, you rod it?

1:24:25 Adam Were you erect?

1:24:27 Caller Oh, very much.

1:24:27 Adam Maybe she wasn't playing. She could have been running for her life. She's got a battering ram.

1:24:34 Caller He's coming up behind her.

1:24:35 Adam She's scared for her life.

1:24:37 Caller Anyways, after that, the bruise went away and now I cannot ejaculate.

1:24:43 Drew Oh, can you get an erection?

1:24:45 Caller Well, yes, I can have an erection. I just can't, I mean, I get to the point, I get to where I feel like I'm going to ejaculate, but I'm shooting blanks.

1:24:52 Drew What do you mean you're shooting blanks?

1:24:53 Adam Well, shooting blanks means nothing's coming out.

1:24:56 Caller Right, right, right.

1:24:57 Caller But do you have an orgasm?

1:24:59 Caller I feel like I do, but you know, like it was when I was like 10 years old and I, you know, spank it and nothing would come out. It's like that's happening again.

1:25:06 Caller Wow.

1:25:06 Drew You need to see a urologist, okay?

1:25:08 Caller A urologist?

1:25:09 Drew Yeah.

1:25:10 Caller Okay, great.

1:25:10 Drew Are you peeing okay?

1:25:12 Caller Yeah, it hurts a little bit, you know?

1:25:14 Drew Can you sustain an erection?

1:25:16 Caller Yeah, it'll stay hard, but I mean...

1:25:19 Caller I'm confused though. Once it gets to that point, isn't it coming through the same tube?

1:25:23 Drew I'm not quite... Oh yeah. But I don't understand quite why it's not coming out, frankly, but if pee's coming out, I don't understand why.

1:25:29 Adam He's got to see an erection. And that's... My mom always said it, I didn't believe her right now. Don't run with a boner. She always said that.

1:25:37 Drew I'd trip and fall and break it.

1:25:38 Adam Yeah, I'd be running through the house, or slow down, you know...

1:25:41 Drew You know you're gonna put someone's eye out.

1:25:42 Adam Yeah, God willing, you'll put someone's eye out. She would tell me, take that boner outside.

1:25:49 Drew You'd trip over that thing and break your neck.

1:25:51 Adam That boner in the house. That's right. You never run with a boner. And my dad taught me when you hand somebody your boner, you always hand them the balls first. You never hand the head first. These are a lot of things you don't hear about today. We'll take a break. Stane is here and we'll be back. Yep, it is Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew, Staind is here, that is John, Old School Aaron and Mike, and we're almost all filed into the room and ready to continue the show.

1:27:06 Drew I'm here.

1:27:08 Adam We run a pretty tight ship over here, Loveline. HB.? You're, how old is HB.?

1:27:15 Drew 19.

1:27:16 Caller Yeah.

1:27:17 Adam What's up?

1:27:18 Caller What's up? Well, I, I got a fiancé and, you know, we live together and my mom, she's addicted to meds. She's a schizophrenic. And she recently had, I mean, I'm divorced. They're divorced.

1:27:36 Adam And your parents are divorced.

1:27:39 Caller Yeah. And I live with my, my father and my grandmother, my father's mother anyway. And the deal is she's got a new boyfriend and recently had two babies, you know, and I got like a two year old sister and a year old brother.

1:28:01 Adam Who has the new boyfriend had the babies?

1:28:03 Caller My mother.

1:28:04 Adam Your mother. Okay.

1:28:05 Caller And the deal is, you know, I live with my fiancee and, you know, they fight a lot, you know, they're addicted to meth.

1:28:14 Caller Right.

1:28:15 Adam But you're not living with them.

1:28:16 Caller No, I live with my mom. I mean, my dad and my grandma. Right. You know, I work in a nursing home. I'm on the edge, man.

1:28:28 Adam Which edge you on?

1:28:29 Caller Yep.

1:28:30 Adam I mean, you're taking care of business?

1:28:32 Caller Yeah.

1:28:32 Caller You're making money?

1:28:33 Caller Yeah.

1:28:34 Adam Why are you living with your fiance and the grandparent, the grandma and the dad?

1:28:38 Caller We all lived in the same house, you know.

1:28:40 Adam Oh, OK. Let me write that down. So you guys are living together because you're under the same roof?

1:28:47 Caller It will be interesting.

1:28:48 Caller Spin the.

1:28:52 Caller Hey, HB. They're always fighting and stuff.

1:28:54 Adam Hold on.

1:28:54 Caller Are you a little bit loaded?

1:28:56 Drew No, no, no.

1:28:57 Caller All right.

1:28:57 Adam You got something up with you?

1:28:59 Caller No, I just got off work.

1:29:00 Drew Yes.

1:29:01 Caller Let's add a couple of drinks. It's all right.

1:29:03 Adam Okay. All right.

1:29:04 Caller Yeah.

1:29:05 Adam Yeah. Okay. Let me give you some advice, HB. You have a screwed up chaotic family, right? Well, yeah, it's a mess.

1:29:13 Caller Yeah.

1:29:14 Adam And you're living right, right in the midst of that hornet's nest, known as your family. How about you take your fiancee and you move out? You get your own pad and then you deal with it, but it's sort of at arm's distance.

1:29:27 Caller Well, we already lived out of here for a while.

1:29:29 Drew And you stop drinking because if your mom's an addict, you might have inherited that gene.

1:29:34 Caller And well, it's not that she's addicted to math. And I don't want nothing to do with it.

1:29:40 Drew Yeah. But you may have inherited the gene and that predisposes to alcoholism and other addictions as well.

1:29:46 Caller Alcoholism comes from my father's side of the family.

1:29:49 Drew HB. The point is you may have that predisposition and you shouldn't be drinking.

1:29:52 Caller The point is I got these two brothers and sisters. They're always fighting. And I'm always in the middle of, I mean, my fiancee is a child care supervisor. She works daycare. Right. And the deal is I always got to take control of these kids sometimes. You know, the cops get in with the domestic kids. I got to...

1:30:17 Adam HB.? You need to not have kids. Can you do that?

1:30:21 Caller Yeah, I can do that. Well, I mean, she can't have kids. That's why, that's the deal. She's always excited because, I mean, I take my brother and sister and his own. She seems like she wants to seal him with stuff.

1:30:34 Adam Your fiancee?

1:30:35 Caller Yeah.

1:30:35 Adam Okay. Do not get her pregnant.

1:30:38 Caller No.

1:30:39 Adam What are you using for protection?

1:30:41 Caller Oh, we don't use protection. I have never used protection before.

1:30:45 Adam I am shocked.

1:30:47 Caller Well, she's...

1:30:48 Adam HB, HB, listen to me through that alcoholic haze that you're in. Please listen to me. Your family has a horrible track record.

1:30:58 Caller Well, my grandmother's an incredible Christian woman.

1:31:01 Adam She's a lovely, lovely woman.

1:31:03 Caller I'm not with him.

1:31:04 Adam Okay. So here's the deal, though. You really... I smell white trash. That's almost albino trash coming off of you. Okay. And here's... He may have like a mullet and a half, maybe two mullets.

1:31:18 Caller He's got the mullet, right?

1:31:19 Adam Okay. So HB, here is how you avoid sliding deeper into that white trash mire. Don't have the kids young. You have your fiancé, you don't have any kids, you both have decent jobs, you move out, you get on your feet financially, you move up the ladder a little bit over there at your work, she moves up the ladder, and then you start a family.

1:31:46 Caller That's great. I mean, that's what's in my mind.

1:31:48 Drew All right. Yeah, don't let her steal the kids.

1:31:51 Caller Right.

1:31:53 Adam Oh, this boy can...

1:31:54 Drew You get the story. She wants to take the mom's new kids and adopt them and sort of run away with them.

1:32:00 Adam Right, right. But what is it with these folks breeding nonstop, you know, the sisters with the kids, the brothers with the kids, and everything is a mess. I mean, these kids are being raised on a potter's wheel. You'd be better off in a rock tumbler than you would be.

1:32:16 Caller It's a cycle.

1:32:16 Adam Yeah.

1:32:17 Caller It's a big cyclical wheel.

1:32:18 Drew Yeah, but it's accelerating.

1:32:21 Adam Right. Everyone cranks out. Here's the deal. You have a few more kids a few years earlier. You involve a few more drugs, and then those kids start having them even earlier. And it's just a mess. I am so convinced that it is a very small percentage of this country and of this society that is destroying it for everybody. I mean, all the people in rehab, all the people in jail, all the people committing crime, all the violent acts, all of this is done. We basically, 95% of society has to contain 5% who won't stop having the goddamn kids. If you people would just take a long look in the mirror, take a look at the lineage, take a look at the grandparents, take a look at the mom and go, wait a minute, no more. I'm going to stop this cycle.

1:33:10 Drew That 5% you're talking about.

1:33:11 Caller Break the cycle.

1:33:11 Drew 15, 20 million people.

1:33:14 Adam Yeah.

1:33:14 Drew Think how many people it actually is.

1:33:16 Adam But think of what it cost us all as a society.

1:33:20 Caller I think as a society we've kind of forgotten the responsibilities and what it really means to be a parent.

1:33:26 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:33:28 Adam That was gone years ago. Years ago. There's more pressure from a society put on dog owners than there really are unissued parents. All right. Let's see if we can get one more call in. Jennifer?

1:33:43 Caller Yeah.

1:33:43 Adam You're 20?

1:33:44 Caller Yeah.

1:33:44 Adam What is that?

1:33:46 Caller I'm actually I'm seeing an older guy.

1:33:48 Drew And you're 20. How old is he?

1:33:50 Caller He's 47. Actually, I've got a lot of people telling me that I shouldn't be with him anymore.

1:33:59 Drew Right. How did you meet a guy that age?

1:34:01 Caller He, well, actually, he's a friend of my dad's.

1:34:04 Drew That's nice. Nice. What would your dad think if he found out about this?

1:34:07 Caller He knows.

1:34:08 Caller And what does he think?

1:34:10 Caller He was mad at first, but he's dealt with it, because we've been together for a while.

1:34:14 Adam Right. And what's the problem with this guy?

1:34:17 Caller He's very controlling.

1:34:20 Caller Yeah.

1:34:20 Drew You think?

1:34:21 Caller Yeah.

1:34:22 Caller He hasn't set it up perfectly for that.

1:34:24 Drew Yeah, I'm wondering, maybe the will to live thing isn't so much the issue. It's that the most 47-year-old guys aren't dating 19, 20-year-old girls.

1:34:31 Adam Yeah, but he's...

1:34:31 Drew Maybe that gets that energy going again.

1:34:33 Adam But he's probably emotionally in his teens.

1:34:37 Drew Right.

1:34:38 Adam So, Jennifer, this is what you call a bad guy.

1:34:42 Drew Bad situation. Yeah. The guy that would do this is not the right guy.

1:34:44 Adam Yeah, your dad's buddy who's banging away on the daughter is not a great guy.

1:34:49 Drew No.

1:34:50 Adam And he's controlling.

1:34:51 Drew Definition.

1:34:52 Adam So, now you know.

1:34:53 Caller He's definitely not a very good friend of your father's.

1:34:55 Adam Why don't you just chalk this one up to experience and move on?

1:34:59 Caller Okay, well, because, like, I don't know, I feel weird because he's in jail right now. And I just would feel weird about breaking up with him in jail.

1:35:06 Adam Yeah, it's easy, though, when somebody's incarcerated to break up with him.

1:35:11 Drew It's kind of easier for you. The guy kind of expects it, all right?

1:35:14 Caller Okay.

1:35:15 Caller All right.

1:35:16 Caller Thank you.

1:35:16 Caller All right.

1:35:17 Adam I'm sure this guy's a delight.

1:35:18 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:35:20 Adam I'd like, you know, my only problem is I wish I could get to know some of our callers better.

1:35:25 Caller Really?

1:35:25 Staind Just reach out, spend some time with them.

1:35:27 Adam Yeah.

1:35:27 Staind Yeah, good.

1:35:28 Caller That's right.

1:35:29 Staind We should do some program that, you know, certain calls, like two calls a night, have dinner this weekend with them or something.

1:35:35 Adam Reach out with a cattle prod or a bang stick or something like that and really get to know them. Break some bread.

1:35:41 Caller There's a new show for you.

1:35:42 Adam You understand why I hate our callers, even the ones who have been raped? Well, thanks.

1:35:46 Caller That's nice, Anderson.

1:35:48 Adam We'll be back.

1:36:14 Caller We're just talking about all the cycles in life. And yes, there are many to break.

1:36:20 Adam But this is out May 22nd, everybody. Go out and get it.

1:36:25 Caller I recommended highly. And leto on Wednesday night. And guys, thanks for coming in. Thanks for having us. Good to see you guys again. Yeah.

1:36:34 Adam And you guys were a delight in any time you like it all.

1:36:37 Caller Please come back and visit us.

1:36:39 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:43 Caller Well, my grandmother is an incredible Christian woman.

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