Episode 1000754887115

0:59 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content, content, content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:08 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:50 Drew You think only the landed gentry ought to be voting?

1:52 Adam That's right. White land owners should be the only people. You must own at least 700 head of cattle to vote. No I figure, you know, 100 million people vote and that seems like enough. Judging from the people that call this show, I'd say 50 million people would be enough. Hey, I'm alright with 10 people voting if I think they're smart. As a matter of fact, the more dumb people that vote, the more things get screwed up. If you really think about it, forget the presidential race, forget the gubernatorial race, forget about a proposition. Let's just say you're voting on where to eat. There's a good restaurant and there's a crappy restaurant. Now how many people you want raising their hand? You want a bunch of idiots from the farm belt raising their hand who don't feel like voting? Where do you think you're going to be? You're going to end up in an IHOP. You know, the Yahoo group. I'd be in a good restaurant group.

2:46 Drew Yeah, but when it comes to voting for government officials.

2:49 Adam Oh, who knows? Here's how I vote. I vote for whatever proposition and whatever official I see the least commercials for. If I see a proposition that's tons and tons of commercials, I vote for whatever it's against or for, you know, whatever the opposite of that is. I figure if someone's got enough money to throw at this, it ain't good. That's the way it works. All right. Dirk?

3:12 Caller Yeah.

3:13 Adam You're 20.

3:14 Caller Yeah, I have this really kind of screwed up problem.

3:17 Adam Yeah.

3:17 Caller And it's happened a couple of times before, tonight, but tonight it was really bad.

3:23 Adam All right.

3:23 Caller Okay. I was having sex with my girlfriend and it was kind of rough. And I kind of slipped out inside of outside of her. And then I hit her pelvic bone and my penis kind of popped.

3:35 Drew Right.

3:36 Caller And I was wondering if that was a normal thing.

3:38 Drew It popped like it exploded?

3:40 Caller No.

3:41 Adam Cracked. Made that crack sound?

3:43 Caller Yeah, kind of a crack sound.

3:44 Drew Cracked down towards the base where it attaches to your body or right down the shaft somewhere. Kind of like the middle. The middle, yeah.

3:49 Adam Oh, really? Can it crack there?

3:50 Drew You can tear.

3:51 Adam Oh, of course, that's bad. Oh, don't do that Anderson. It hurts my teeth.

3:57 Caller I know. It hurt for a split second, but it was okay later. And I had happened before. And like the next day I'm fine and everything.

4:04 Adam Drew, can you have an MRI of your joint?

4:07 Drew Of your junk?

4:08 Adam Of your junk?

4:09 Drew Yeah.

4:09 Adam Can you have a JRI, JMRI?

4:12 Drew Yeah.

4:12 Adam You can? How do you do that?

4:15 Drew Just lie down and get it. I don't know if they necessarily... It's not like putting your hand out there into the beam.

4:22 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you, if any... I've had an MRI. It is like... I would imagine it's like in a bad diving bell accident, is basically what that is. You put your torso into... It would be like a metal trash can and have someone beat on it with a wooden spoon for half an hour.

4:37 Drew They now have open MRIs. They're like two giant drums you lie in.

4:40 Adam Oh, thank God. Because I had this MRI and it's so funny. They're like, hey, you want to listen to some music while you're in there? Sure, why not? Then turn the music up so you can barely hear it. And you lie there while these random high-pitched bong sounds come out from all different... Or I should say gong sounds from all different directions and drive you insane. And I tell you...

5:02 Drew That's what happened to you.

5:04 Adam Yeah. And then they get on the mic every once in a while. Like I would simulate now if the goddamn reverb worked in this dump. And they go, could you stop flailing? Yeah, this is for my hand. I want to sue that guy who made me do that, by the way. All right. So, Dirk? Yeah. You got to have your junk checked. Is it swollen? Is it black and blue?

5:23 Caller No, it's completely fine.

5:25 Adam Well, then you're fine. Well... All right. He's fine if it's completely fine, right? Because if he bursts that cavern in there...

5:32 Drew If you rip the cavernous sinus that's in there, you can cause problems with function. It needs to be repaired, sometimes surgically.

5:39 Adam Right. Tom?

5:41 Hello.

5:41 Adam Hey, you're 22.

5:42 Caller Yeah.

5:43 Adam What's up?

5:44 Caller Well, my question was, is I was out at a bar last weekend and I got together with a girl and we went back to her place when we were, you know, after we had gotten to know each other for a little bit, well, talk a little bit, go back to her place and start to mess around a bit. And once we started messing around, I figured out that she was a hermaphrodite.

6:06 Adam Nice.

6:06 Drew And what do you mean hermaphrodite?

6:08 Caller Well, she had both genders. She had a vagina and a penis.

6:12 Drew Vangina.

6:13 Adam She had a vagina and a penis?

6:14 Caller Right.

6:15 Adam So does that make you bi?

6:17 Caller Well, I was curious if that would make me gay. Well, I went down on her.

6:21 Adam Yeah.

6:21 Caller And I didn't know until right at that point. I was wondering if that would make me gay.

6:26 Adam Yes.

6:27 Caller If I went down on her.

6:27 Adam Yes. I'm sorry, Tom.

6:28 Caller You're gay.

6:29 Adam On a technicality. You're now damned to a life of schlong downing because of this one incident. I'm sorry, Tom. But rules are rules.

6:39 Caller Okay. Even though I didn't know until...

6:42 Adam I know. And my heart goes out for you. And I wish I could do something about it. You know what I mean? It's like when somebody gets thrown out of a military academy for cheating, even though they were just covering for their friend or because they didn't have time to study because their family member was ill or something. And you wish you sympathize, but rules are rules. You go down, there's a penis down there. You're now gay from this day forth. You must then take the walk of shame that the gays take.

7:12 Drew Let me have a little fun with this guy.

7:14 Adam Okay, Tom?

7:16 Drew Yeah. Where was the vagina?

7:19 Caller It was below the penis.

7:21 Drew Below it?

7:21 Caller Right. The penis was on the top and the vagina was below the penis.

7:25 Drew And there were testicles?

7:25 Caller There were no testicles, though.

7:27 Adam No testicles?

7:28 Caller No. There was a little bit of skin there, but it didn't appear that there were any testicles. They really didn't study it. They didn't...

7:33 Adam Yeah.

7:34 Drew So could it have been somebody maybe that was like getting a sex change operation?

7:38 Caller I don't think so. She said she was born that way.

7:40 Adam On the way down, you didn't notice anything?

7:43 Caller Well, it was like dark and then, you know, once I got down there, I realized that all that was there and I was, you know...

7:49 Adam Yeah, it was dark. Let me tell you. Hold on. You know what this is like? This is like saying, I got third degree burns when I went down to the market to get a quart of milk. Well, what happened? Well, it was on fire when I, you know, when I walked in, but I didn't notice it. And then I got back to the dairy section. I couldn't get out. Really? While you're heading up the street and the place was ablaze, you didn't you don't want to stop at that point. You didn't notice it. You just walked through the door and then got to the back and then notice you're in there. How do you not notice that penis on the way down? You've got to get a hand down there before your mouth gets down there. I'm really having a lot of difficulty believing this. Are you that far out of it?

8:30 Caller Well, maybe it was because we were drinking. I don't know what it was. It was just, you know.

8:34 Adam All right.

8:35 Caller And it happened and...

8:36 Adam So you had to hold the penis out of the way in order to get to the vagina?

8:39 Caller Well, once I realized everything that was down there, then I kind of like pulled away and I didn't continue after that point.

8:46 Adam I see.

8:47 Drew How did she react to that?

8:49 Caller How did she react?

8:50 Adam Yeah.

8:53 Caller She's like, what's the matter? She didn't know it was there or something.

8:57 Adam I see.

8:58 Caller I told her that I wasn't comfortable with that. And she was kind of all right with that.

9:04 Adam I see.

9:05 Caller Okay. She said that she was born that way and whatnot.

9:07 Adam Yeah, but it was a she.

9:09 Caller Yeah, it was a she.

9:11 Adam Yeah. Who wins if you have a vagina and a penis, Drew?

9:13 Drew Sometimes there's something called clitoral megalene. Yeah. And you can also have ambiguous genitalia, which are sort of hard to tell.

9:19 Adam Yeah, I think I got that.

9:20 Caller Like a female.

9:21 Adam Yeah. Everything else about her.

9:23 Caller Right.

9:24 Adam All right. Well, Tom, maybe you shouldn't go to that bar.

9:27 Caller I don't think I'll be back there.

9:29 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I'll tell you. Here's the deal. If you're some Charlie Sheen or something, or you're in a rock band and you go to a bar and you leave with a chick that night to go home and have sex, that's understandable. But when you're a goofy dude and you go to a bar and the chick says, yeah, let's head back to your place and get it on, expect the worst. Look for a surprise. You could get rolled. There could be a penis. It could be a boyfriend waiting outside to beat your ass and take your wallet. All you goofy dudes out there who have crappy jobs and are short and fat and don't look good and you go to a crappy bar and you talk to a chick. By the way, how much luck have you had picking up women? You should be suspicious. You talk to a girl for 10 minutes and it's like, yeah, let's go back to her place and get it on. Be very suspicious. Very suspicious at that point, right?

10:22 Drew Absolutely.

10:23 Adam There's no free lunch sexually, right, Drew?

10:25 Drew Good advice.

10:26 Adam Thank you. Thank you very much. Amy?

10:29 Hello?

10:30 Adam You're 18.

10:31 Caller Yeah.

10:32 Alison Byrne Fields Okay.

10:34 Caller Sorry.

10:35 Adam Turn that down, please. I know.

10:36 Alison Byrne Fields We just did. Sorry.

10:37 Adam Okay.

10:38 Alison Byrne Fields Okay. I go to college down in San Diego and my roommate left the last weekend.

10:43 Drew And of your favorite school.

10:44 Adam San Diego State?

10:46 Alison Byrne Fields No.

10:46 Adam Oh, UCSB. Okay.

10:48 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

10:49 Adam That's a little better.

10:50 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

10:51 Adam Marginally. What's up?

10:53 Marginally, no.

10:54 Alison Byrne Fields But, okay. So my roommate left.

10:56 Drew She proved your point, I think.

10:58 Alison Byrne Fields What?

10:58 Adam She didn't know what marginal meant.

11:00 Alison Byrne Fields Yes, I do.

11:01 Adam All right, baby. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

11:03 Alison Byrne Fields Okay. So we went down, me and my friend, we went down to TJ and we're like-

11:08 Drew For the sake of the rest of the country.

11:09 Adam Tijuana, everybody. I went down there. I've been down there many, many times.

11:13 Alison Byrne Fields Really?

11:14 Adam Oh, yes.

11:15 Drew And left your mark.

11:16 Adam You go down to Revolution Street?

11:18 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

11:18 Adam Yeah.

11:19 Alison Byrne Fields Like, it's kind of scary.

11:21 Adam Yeah. Where'd you go?

11:22 Alison Byrne Fields We didn't get out.

11:23 Adam Did you go to Margarita's Village?

11:25 Alison Byrne Fields We- No.

11:26 Adam Do you want a Tilly's?

11:28 Alison Byrne Fields No.

11:29 Adam The Unicorn Bar?

11:31 Alison Byrne Fields No.

11:31 Adam All right. I'm going to flip over all the cards. Where'd you go?

11:35 Caller A liquor store.

11:37 Adam Oh, let me write that down. A liquor store. Yeah.

11:40 Alison Byrne Fields Okay. And okay. Like if you knew us, we're like, we're like totally like just good girls. We like, we've never done like anything wrong.

11:50 Adam Sure.

11:50 Alison Byrne Fields So this is like crazy for us.

11:52 Drew Is it like crazy or like, like crazy?

11:54 Alison Byrne Fields Like, like crazy.

11:56 Adam Right. You're basically Virgin debutantes who want a little booze and a TJ.

12:01 You don't even know.

12:02 Caller Seriously.

12:03 Drew All right. We're getting the picture.

12:05 Adam Here's the thing I don't like about this statement, you don't even know. It implies I'd like to know, which I don't. Not interested. But go ahead, Amy.

12:11 Alison Byrne Fields It would probably be really boring.

12:12 Adam All right. So you went down to Tijuana.

12:14 Alison Byrne Fields Yes.

12:15 Adam And you went to a liquor store.

12:17 Alison Byrne Fields Right.

12:17 Adam And?

12:18 Alison Byrne Fields And then we bought a bottle of tequila.

12:21 Adam Yes.

12:22 Alison Byrne Fields We wanted, we just-

12:22 Adam They're out of Chardonnay.

12:24 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

12:25 Adam And?

12:26 Alison Byrne Fields So then we brought that, we like, we're scared that like we get caught at the border and like, get arrested or something, because we don't know what goes on. So we poured it into like a water bottle. And we like, we went across the border and we brought it back to my room. This isn't really an interesting story, but-

12:45 Adam No, it isn't. No. That's the first time I've been right tonight. All right. So you bring the booze. You know what? Hold on a second. I've been to Tijuana a gazillion times. And let me tell you the debauchery that went on in that little slice of heaven over there known as Tijuana. First off, guys performing oral sex on stage, in the bars, in the strip bars, on women, on stage. Not by the side of the stage, not off in some dark corner.

13:13 Drew Part of the act.

13:14 Adam On the stage in the middle of the stage. Now, there was a great bar there called the Unicorn. Good strip bar. And it was great because they had a live band. In this band, they sort of played the music they used to play in the old Alaskan airline commercials. Like one guy, an old, like the guy, remember the bald guy from Benny Hill? Yeah. Three guys like that in a band. You know, it's funny when guys play brass instruments that have dents in them, like high comedy. One guy playing like a trumpet with a dent in it. Another guy with a drum kit, but no kit, just a snare drum. And another guy with an oversized guitar. Yeah, and the cymbal. And whenever the girls would come out, they'd just crank it up, like the trumpets, like old guys just sitting there. They couldn't even get a record going. And the women were great because they're mean. They just go walking out on stage, big and fat, big asses over there in Mexico, and they're dancing around. And guys start pawing at them, and they kick them right in the face. And they make this sound every time they kick, I kick them in the forehead. They walk on this little stage, they shake their ass, and once in a while, like I said, a guy reached in, grab him, ay! And they smack him in the head. Anyway, jeez, I don't know if I want to keep going with this story, really. It gets pretty sordid.

14:29 Drew This is where you pass out behind and get picked up by the police. And vomit in the ice container.

14:35 Adam No, no. How dare you? That was at Margarita's Village.

14:38 Drew I'm sorry.

14:39 Adam Later on that evening. Yes, that's when I vomited in the ice machine and fell asleep in the alley behind and was smacked by the cop at the Billy Club. This place is where we used to bring the booze in because the drinks are very expensive at the strip clubs. So you can go to a bar and get a drink back when for 50 cents, but the strip club is like two bucks. We bring our own bottle of booze in, freshen our own drinks up, get a glass of Coke and keep it going all night with the rum under the table. But we were discovered right when another one of our buddies was going upstairs with a hooker and we got chased out of the place. It was like out of a bad coming of age movie. But anyway, lots of debauchery over there.

15:19 Drew We got that picture.

15:20 Adam Piles and piles of debauchery.

15:21 Drew So we haven't heard the question from Amy yet.

15:23 Adam She don't have one. Amy?

15:24 Alison Byrne Fields Yes.

15:25 Adam So you brought the tequila back to your room, in a water bottle.

15:28 Drew Is there a question here somewhere?

15:30 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah. Okay. So we didn't know what we're doing, so we just kept drinking and drinking. We're just sitting there and then we get up and like, oh my gosh. But anyway, okay.

15:40 Adam You must be good looking.

15:42 Alison Byrne Fields Heck yeah.

15:42 Adam Yeah. I got that vibe. Because people, yeah, they don't tell you to shut up enough, right? Know what I'm saying?

15:51 Drew She can't hear you. People aren't mean to you.

15:53 Adam They're not mean to you in real life, right?

15:55 Caller No.

15:55 Adam I mean, face to face.

15:57 Caller No.

15:58 Adam Because you're good looking, right?

15:59 Caller Yeah.

16:00 Adam Yeah. That's why you tell these long winded stories. Ugly, ugly chicks. They don't get away with it. They're like, Listen, Hank, let's go.

16:09 Alison Byrne Fields Anyway.

16:10 Adam Yeah.

16:10 Alison Byrne Fields Okay.

16:11 Caller So I woke up.

16:13 Alison Byrne Fields Whatever, Adam. I had like these big, like huge, like red blotches on my eyes. That was two mornings ago. And today they're like, they grew bigger and like.

16:23 Adam Yeah. Did you throw up?

16:24 Drew Vomiting?

16:25 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah. That night I did.

16:26 Adam There you go.

16:27 Drew From vomiting.

16:28 Alison Byrne Fields Really?

16:28 Adam Yeah.

16:29 Alison Byrne Fields How long is it going to last?

16:30 Drew Shut up, damn it. Think it's about a week for those vessels. So it's just, it's burst blood vessels near my lids, so.

16:35 Adam Oh, yes. I've been there. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

16:38 Drew Did you do something with your whole, from the neck up or something? Something like. What? Like, batik you after your neck up or something.

16:45 Adam I had bloodshot eyelids when I was 16. I got drunk and fell asleep in the driveway. Or fell asleep is not a great way of putting it. I belly up in the, you know, in the hedge. I made it halfway up my driveway and I couldn't make it any further. I just collapsed like my feet were hanging out a hedge. My sister came home like one thirty in the morning, like, kick me, Adam. I'm like, huh? Come on, you want to get up? I'm like, all right. I went to bed. You know you've had a bad night. When you wake up the following morning, there's gravel stuck to your cheek from the driveway. Like, you get up and you go, hey, what's this? Oh, hey, it's driveway gravel where I spent the first part of the evening. It was a very ironic night. I vomited on my friend, John Tyler. He had two sweaters and he lent me one, and he was wearing the other one. He had like the exact same sweater. One was blue and one was green. I vomited on the one he lent me and then I vomited on the one he was wearing too. So I knocked out both of the sweaters.

17:41 Drew I can imagine you guys set out that night. You're going to meet some women.

17:44 Adam Oh, yeah. We were cruising.

17:47 Drew That worked out, didn't it?

17:47 Adam It was a big night.

17:48 Drew Did you talk to anybody before you started vomiting? Oh, no.

17:51 Oh, no.

17:53 Drew This is the aesthetic history of the male.

17:55 Adam Now, my buddy Chet worked at the AMPM and he stole a half bottle of white wine. I drank about three quarters of the bottle and then just vomited the rest of the evening. Drew, how many times have you vomited from booze?

18:08 Drew I got a pretty weak stomach. Really?

18:10 Adam A handful of times? Oh, really? Good man. Good man. Because I'm amazed when I talk to people. How many times have you vomited from booze? They're like, well, I can't remember. Maybe once, twice. I'm like, how many times have you vomited?

18:23 Eighty.

18:26 Adam And I don't even really consider myself an alcoholic.

18:29 Drew I don't even consider yourself that.

18:30 Adam Thank you. Star?

18:31 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

18:32 Adam You're seventeen?

18:33 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

18:34 Adam What's up?

18:36 Alison Byrne Fields When I was, well, first of all, I want to tell you, I listen to GIT every night and I really enjoy listening to you guys. You guys always give good information.

18:44 Thank you.

18:46 Alison Byrne Fields But when I was twelve, I was raped and I got pregnant. That was my first time having intercourse or whatever.

18:53 Adam Who did it?

18:55 Alison Byrne Fields My best friend's boyfriend.

18:57 Drew How old was he?

18:58 Alison Byrne Fields He was seventeen.

19:00 Adam How old was your best friend?

19:02 Alison Byrne Fields I think she was like sixteen. They have a baby together.

19:05 Drew Why are you hanging out with such older folks?

19:07 Alison Byrne Fields I don't know. Because I was new to the town. She was like my first friend.

19:15 Adam Let's let her keep going.

19:18 Alison Byrne Fields I was twelve and I had got raped. I was scared because I turned out pregnant. Being so young, my mom, even though I'm really against it, she made me get an abortion. Now that I'm seventeen, I've been with this guy for like three years.

19:38 Adam It's time to try again.

19:39 Alison Byrne Fields No, we were trying to have a kid, but it was stupid.

19:45 Drew Why?

19:46 Adam It's been so many years.

19:48 Drew Why?

19:49 Alison Byrne Fields We were trying.

19:50 Drew Why?

19:51 Alison Byrne Fields I don't know. We just wanted it, but I think it was because I felt like I didn't have my dad.

19:57 Drew Where's your dad?

19:59 Alison Byrne Fields He lives in San Bernardino.

20:00 Drew Why did he leave?

20:01 Alison Byrne Fields I don't know, because he was like really making my mom do drugs that she didn't want to do.

20:07 Drew So he's a drug addict, too?

20:09 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

20:09 Drew Did he ever physically abuse you?

20:11 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

20:11 Drew Me? Yeah.

20:12 Alison Byrne Fields No, I was his favorite daughter.

20:14 Drew You saw him do things to other people?

20:16 Alison Byrne Fields Yes. He used to beat my mom and my sister.

20:18 Adam Right. Thank God he liked you.

20:21 Caller That's great.

20:22 Drew That's what sets you up for the victimization at 12, is having such a victimized dad and then abandoning him.

20:27 Adam How old's your boyfriend now?

20:30 Alison Byrne Fields He's 18.

20:31 Adam Okay. Way too young. Listen, you want to have the same kind of life your mom's had?

20:35 Alison Byrne Fields No, that's exactly why I broke up with him yesterday.

20:38 Adam Alright, good.

20:39 Drew Good deal.

20:40 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

20:41 Adam How about going lesbian for a few years?

20:43 Alison Byrne Fields I was thinking about that. No, I'm playing. No.

20:45 Adam No, I'd like all troubled young girls to go lesbian from 13 to 25. Then you can snap out of your lesbian stupor and get to having kids.

20:55 Drew We need to sort of put the star under like glass and study her. She's somebody who's able to actually make change.

20:59 Adam Yeah, I don't know. God knows what her boyfriend, but what did your boyfriend do after he tried to set her on fire probably? What did he do?

21:07 Alison Byrne Fields He calls me, collects them from girl's house.

21:11 Adam Okay.

21:11 Drew She was able to assert herself.

21:13 Adam All right. Good for you, star.

21:15 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

21:15 Adam Listen, you don't want to go down the same road your mom went down, do you?

21:19 Alison Byrne Fields Nope.

21:19 Adam Good. Don't do it.

21:21 Don't do it.

21:22 Alison Byrne Fields I don't know what's going on though. I have like so much like I'm always depressed and everything.

21:27 Adam Right. Because you've had a crappy life thus far.

21:31 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

21:31 Adam But you have some strength. You have some brains.

21:33 Drew Go to school. Start taking care of yourself. Do not have a kid yet. You're not ready.

21:37 Adam All right. Listen, everybody.

21:38 Drew You will get pregnant. Don't worry. You will.

21:40 Adam Every ounce of success I've ever had in my life is doing the opposite of whatever my family did. That's what I've done with my life. Oh my God. I hope they're not listening. But here's my point. I'll tell you how I treat my family. They're like a guy who bets and loses every time he bets on a team.

21:57 Drew So you just find out what they're betting on.

21:59 Adam He takes the Vikings, you take the Cowboys. It's easy.

22:02 Drew What's going on with the Jets?

22:03 Adam Whatever they do, you do the opposite. And that's what all you should do. All you kids whose mom was a drug addict, whose dad was beaten on mom, whose poor mom was molested and raped on, you go the opposite way. Haven't you gotten enough yet? You know what I'm saying? Yep. Why do it? Why go down that road? You know better than anyone how horrible a road it is. Why does that suck you? What's so alluring about that life of crap you've led?

22:30 Drew That's who you are. You got to cast that play.

22:33 Adam Why keep that going everybody? I don't know. Good. I'm glad you don't. All right. You guys are all lucky because I had something I want to say and I can't remember what it was.

22:41 Drew But I'm sure it will come back to you when we return.

22:43 Adam No, it won't. But don't worry. There'll be more.

22:45 All right.

22:46 Adam We'll talk a little politics and voting after this.

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23:08 Caller I'm glad you're here.

23:28 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. Here's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Carrot Chop in here tomorrow. Speaking of politics. And then the Insane Clown, Posse. And this guy scare me. All right, so we're talking tonight to Alison Byrne Field from Rock the Vote. Let's talk about Rock. What was the origins of Rock the Vote?

23:51 Caller Rock the Vote was started in 1990 by members of the recording industry. The atmosphere at that time was there were a lot of censorship attacks that were happening against the recording industry. And so the idea was to start an organization that could potentially immobilize young voters to address that issue. I mean, there are things like in Florida, record store employees getting busted for selling two live crew albums, and Luke Campbell getting busted for performing. So that was the idea. There was self-interest, obviously.

24:17 Adam And did MTV just sort of pick that up and run with it? Because like I was saying earlier, I always thought it was an MTV-based idea.

24:25 Caller No, we've always been independent from MTV. They're pretty much our primary media partner, but they have their own Choose or Lose campaign as well.

24:32 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, so you want to get younger people to vote.

24:36 Caller And now I have to rationalize to you why.

24:38 Adam Yeah, it's going to be an uphill battle. Yeah. How many? Okay, let me just do some math though, first of all, because I'm curious on some of these numbers. Well, probably, but I reckon there's 200 and I don't know, 65, 70 million people in the country, right? And how many of those are voting age? It's like 200 million?

24:58 Caller You totally have me on that one. I have no idea.

25:00 Adam Do you have a different job during the day or do you always do Rock the Vote?

25:03 Caller I always do Rock the Vote. I do not have the numbers on how many people are eligible to vote.

25:07 Adam Hold your ears for a second. I gotta talk to Drew.

25:09 Caller Okay, talk to Drew on this one.

25:10 Adam I'm always amazed at people to do stuff for a living and don't know what I would consider the most basic elements of that job.

25:16 Caller But I can tell you all sorts of other numbers. You can ask me the right question. I'll give you the right answer.

25:20 Adam I want to know how many people vote. That should be a layup, shouldn't it?

25:24 Caller Don't you start there? No.

25:25 Adam Okay. Well, I would say, and like I said, jump in, but if there's 270 million people, aren't 200 in the age to vote?

25:34 Drew Sure.

25:35 Adam Or maybe more? I mean, is there a couple hundred potential million people vote in this country? I'd say that's a safe assumption. Now, what percentage of those people vote? Do you know that?

25:44 Caller Yeah, in 1996, the overall percentage was 54 percent.

25:47 Drew Of registered voters?

25:48 Caller Of eligible voters.

25:49 Drew Of eligible voters.

25:50 Adam Of eligible people of voting age. Not necessarily just registered. So what we're talking about is, did you say, what year was that?

25:57 Caller That was 1996, the last presidential election.

25:59 Adam So we're talking about maybe 100 million, maybe more. That's not enough?

26:04 Caller Well, they were disproportionately old people.

26:06 Adam All right. But you're smarter when you're older. How old are you?

26:10 Caller How old am I? I'm 30.

26:12 Adam Yeah.

26:12 Caller Pretty damn smart.

26:13 Adam What was running through your head at 19?

26:16 Caller Not voting.

26:17 Adam Yeah, you're playing hacky sack. Right, right. Your vote wasn't worth ass back then. Now you're smart. See, that's my point. Why do we want you at 19 voting? And you're a smart one.

26:27 Caller Right.

26:28 Adam Is that what I'm saying?

26:28 Caller Well, no, but I mean, the problem is, is that baby boomers aren't voting at particularly high numbers either. And so what's going to happen is that it's a voting is an act that you learn from your parents. So it's looked at as also a generational issue. It's not that they're suddenly going to grow into it. They've become so disillusioned with the political process that potentially the 18 and 24 year olds that aren't voting today are going to be the 38 to 44 year olds.

26:50 Drew There's one issue I don't know about. Legalization of pod. So all of a sudden everyone would vote. 100% of 18 to 30 year olds would vote on that one. And I think that would mobilize the older people too.

27:02 Adam I don't think people are disillusioned with the political process. I mean, I think that's kind of a cop out. I think people are so goddamn narcissistic now and every 19 year old thinks he owns the goddamn world that he thinks, screw it, I'm not doing anything. I mean, I'm not gonna, I don't think a lot of these kids would enlist if we had a big war like World War II. And I don't think a lot of them are interested in the process, not because they're disillusioned, but just because they're worried about their own ass and not about the country.

27:32 Caller No, but I think most people are worried about their own ass. I think most people, I mean, that's how most people vote. But because people are worried about their own ass and the fact that the candidates are talking about issues that are irrelevant to young people, they don't see their own asses in the clinical process. So if you could actually, even if it was just talking about college, money for college, and in a way that was relevant to young people, as opposed to Gore talking about tax breaks for middle class parents, where maybe, how do you talk about it in a way that's appealing to the college student that's actually putting themselves through school, or the kid who doesn't even think they can afford to go to school in the first place.

28:06 Adam Right, all right. And yeah, I guess all this Medicare and Medicaid and prescription drug stuff is not appealing. But on the other hand, like I said, when you're 19 and you're in college, what do you care? I mean, what do you need it? You're not paying taxes, you're not getting prescription drugs, you're not getting Medicaid, you're not worried about Social Security. Why should you vote?

28:26 Caller Because you want to be able to go to school, because you don't want to get shot in your high school.

28:30 Adam You're going to school.

28:32 Caller Well, not all of the people that are between 18 and 24 are actually in college, Adam.

28:35 Adam Good. Let me explain something.

28:38 Caller Okay, please explain.

28:39 Adam This college thing is a bar. Do you understand? That gets set. So 50 years ago, 100 years ago, when 10 percent of the country went to college, those were the 10 percent that we're able to move forward in life. If you raise that to 80 percent, it will all be relative. Now it'll be 80 percent. Now we'll have to move the bar higher, and those people have to get masters and then doctorates. You understand?

29:03 Caller I think that's happening now.

29:03 Adam It doesn't mean anything to have a four-year degree anymore.

29:06 Caller No.

29:06 Adam So who cares? Now we got a bunch of people that say they got a four-year degree and they can go to work for their cousin's sofa factory back in Muncie.

29:14 Caller Okay.

29:14 Adam Fantastic.

29:15 Caller You've convinced me.

29:15 Adam And by the way, I'm perfectly fine with this. We need a certain percentage of society that are plumbers, that are electricians, that are street sweepers, that are garbage collectors.

29:26 Caller And those folks probably vote.

29:28 Adam Fine. Let them vote. And I don't want them going to college, is what I'm saying. I don't want stupid people going to college. I don't want to force everyone to go to college.

29:35 Caller No.

29:36 Adam That's what I'm saying. And I don't want to force them to vote either.

29:38 Caller Okay.

29:39 Adam I would rather a very small minority vote who are very well informed than a majority of people who are sort of fuzzy on the issues.

29:50 Caller Yeah, but it's not the, what is the breakdown between who votes and who doesn't vote is not that they're the well informed and the uninformed. It's, you know, the whole thing that you're talking about before where it's the white male landowners. That's pretty much where we're heading.

30:02 Adam Well, yeah, we're doing fine, though.

30:04 Caller Okay.

30:04 Adam I mean, look at these other countries.

30:06 Caller What other countries?

30:07 Adam They all suck.

30:09 Caller Okay. We're doing, okay.

30:10 Drew All other countries?

30:10 Caller All other countries.

30:12 Adam Oh, please take a good look at them. Look around. This is the best country in the world.

30:16 Drew Have you ever been in worlds?

30:17 Caller I know.

30:18 Adam I told you I was in Tijuana.

30:20 Caller Right.

30:20 Adam That's all I need to see. I've been to Canada. Canada's all right. I can see going to Canada.

30:26 Caller It was young voters in Mexico that changed, you know, that ended a 70-year rain. I mean, it did. I mean, it was young voters.

30:33 Adam Right. It'll be a paradise over there in just a few short weeks. I'm sure.

30:37 Drew When are we going to get the marijuana issue dealt with?

30:39 Caller When are we going to get the marijuana issue dealt with? When George Soros gives some more money to... Do you know George Soros is?

30:45 Drew He threw money at... What's his latest thing?

30:48 Caller He's been funding all sorts of legalization.

30:52 Drew He's the Prop 36, the treatment for drug addicts.

30:57 Caller Oh, I thought that was the voucher guy.

30:59 Drew No, no, or maybe it was 39. The one that's allocating hundreds of millions to treatment as opposed to penitentiary.

31:05 Adam Yeah, I'm all for that. And I'm for the school voucher thing too. You know what I'm talking about?

31:10 Drew Yeah.

31:10 Adam Yeah, why not? Okay. All right. Anderson, what are you giving me to look for? Anderson's not for it. Listen, I went to public schools. There's nothing going on over there. You might as well just let it. I'd rather let an ostrich teach my kid than send him to the public school. I went there. You might as well go to prison.

31:30 Drew The vouchers will create more competition, you think?

31:32 Adam I want competition.

31:33 Drew Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

31:33 Adam These teachers, they sit around. They want everyone to kiss their ass, please. I don't buy it for a second. They got a strong union. I don't like that. Let's create a little competition. Let them go to school. Let them pay for it. And then let Drew over here get a tax break. He's got three kids. He's got little Lord Fauntleroy, a little Lord Fauntleroy II, little Lord Fauntleroy III, all going to a private school and doesn't get a break. Why not? You're not using, you're not, how much does it cost to send a kid to public school? Whatever, whatever it is, five grand, ten grand a year, you're not utilizing that. That's how much you should get off your taxes.

32:08 Drew Well, that's what the Voucher Things is about. Yes.

32:11 Adam And all these people that do this thing where they go, oh, this tax benefit's only going to, it's only going to help the very top 10% of taxpayers. Good. That's who's paying all the taxes, you idiots. Of course it should help them. Please. Marie?

32:25 Caller Hello?

32:26 Adam You're 16.

32:27 Caller Yeah.

32:27 Adam What's up?

32:29 Alison Byrne Fields Basically, like, I had, like, kind of a two-part question. Like, technically, at what point are you not considered a virgin?

32:37 Drew At the point at which a penis enters your vagina at all.

32:40 Adam Or after you go camping.

32:42 Drew That's what happens at camping.

32:44 Adam Right, you get raped when you go camping.

32:46 Alison Byrne Fields Well, I was asking because, um, my, um, half-brother, like, while I was sleeping, like, and he came in my room. Well, I guess it was really his room because I was visiting. And I wouldn't call it rape, really, because he just went in for a sec and then, like, pulled out, like, after a second, I guess.

33:04 Adam Sure. I did that. It's an exploratory sex. And I did that with my sister, too. It's a rite of passage. What's up with that family of yours?

33:13 Alison Byrne Fields I wish I knew.

33:15 Adam What's, how old is he?

33:18 Alison Byrne Fields He's 16. Well, he's 15, actually.

33:21 Adam What are you doing staying over there? Where do you normally stay?

33:24 Alison Byrne Fields Visiting my dad.

33:25 Adam Are you visiting your dad?

33:27 Drew Have you been raped otherwise or before?

33:30 Alison Byrne Fields No, not raped.

33:31 Drew But what? Sexually abused?

33:35 Alison Byrne Fields Other stuff, yeah.

33:37 Adam Like what?

33:38 Alison Byrne Fields I don't know.

33:42 Caller Just stuff.

33:44 Drew Hold on.

33:44 Adam Let me write this down. Stuff?

33:47 Drew Got the S-T-U-F.

33:48 Adam Is that two F's?

33:48 Drew Yeah, two F's.

33:49 Adam Two F's? Okay.

33:51 Drew Let's clear it out.

33:52 Adam All right. Well, now we can make a diagnosis based on the stuff. Hey, listen. Listen, come clean with us. What's going on? We're asking these questions. We're trying to get to the bottom of this. Try and figure out what we can do.

34:02 Drew Why are you to let your half-brothers lie down next to you and rape you and now you're thinking, did anything happen to me? That means something awful has happened to you before.

34:12 Adam What was this stuff?

34:15 Drew And who did it?

34:17 Adam Drew, where's my finger?

34:19 Alison Byrne Fields Cousin.

34:19 Drew Your cousin did it.

34:21 Alison Byrne Fields No, a friend's cousin.

34:22 Drew A friend's cousin. How old were you?

34:24 Alison Byrne Fields 10.

34:25 Drew 10.

34:25 Adam How old was the cousin? I had a friend's cousin. Okay. So you live with your mom now, right?

34:33 Alison Byrne Fields And my stepdad.

34:34 Adam And your stepdad. And you went back to visit your biological dad and his new wife?

34:41 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah, she's kind of, well, I don't know if she's new, new, but.

34:44 Adam All right. Hold on. Hang on, Marie. I'll put you on hold until the quailudes wear off.

34:50 Well, it's not new, new, but.

34:52 Drew It's kind of the stepmom, kind of the stepwife.

34:55 Adam All right. Listen, I feel bad for what's going on in your life, but we're trying to do a radio show here. You have to answer our questions. And that goes for everyone. I don't care what your plight is. I don't care what's been done to you. You have to answer the questions you have to do in a semi-timely fashion, like today or early tomorrow. First thing tomorrow. I'll accept that. Forget that. All right, Marie, hang on. We'll get back to you. I'm just going to let you adjust yourself a little bit. John, you're 22. What's up?

35:20 Drew My girlfriend's driving me crazy because I lost my sex drive. I take Prozac. There you go. That's what Prozac does. What's the best one to take besides that? To not do that? What are you taking the Prozac for?

35:34 OCD.

35:36 Drew Well, unfortunately, the drugs that are powerful enough to be effective for OCD tend to have very intense reuptake inhibition of serotonin, and that's what causes this depression of libido and sex drive. And so the Prozacs and the Luvox and those drugs, which will work for OCD, will suppress the sex drive, while the serosone, remeron, wellbutrin are really different classes of medicine that won't be as good for your OCD. They're good anti-depressants, and they don't suppress sex drive, but they probably won't do much for OCD.

36:07 Adam I wish I had a little of that OCD. Just a hint.

36:10 Drew There's one called...

36:11 Adam Just enough to get the gym socks off of the floor for the eighth week in a row, you know, kind of stepping over stuff.

36:16 Drew What we used to use is called clomipramine. You might talk to your doctor about it. There was little less likely to do this kind of thing. It's not as effective as Prozac.

36:23 Adam Write that down.

36:24 Drew Yeah, right.

36:25 Adam With one of the hairs, you pull that.

36:27 Drew Clomipramine.

36:28 Adam Clomipramine. All right. It's like half this stuff is like your trunk. I need some clomipramine and some...

36:40 Drew Regal's Abbot?

36:41 Adam Remeron? It's like these are drunken gibberish words and not real words. Remeron? Who decides on that? When is that vote going on? Then somebody raise their hand and go, hey, Phil, Earth to Phil. Remeron cannot be pronounced. Let's come up with something else. This is called Class X or make another word for it. End it with an X.

37:05 Drew What I love is they make up the generic name. They make up the generic name and then they make up the trade name.

37:11 Adam Right. It's based on something.

37:14 Drew Yeah.

37:14 Adam Yeah. It just make it easy to understand. Please. Who are you guys trying to outsmart? I know there's a whole psychological thing to it.

37:22 Drew But the psychological stuff is sort of dependent on that moment. Like, there are letters that are the power letters of the moment, Z and X.

37:28 Adam Right.

37:28 Drew Everything was Z. Everything was Celebrex, Paxil, Selexa.

37:33 Adam Yes. Get some Lifetron.

37:35 Drew Yeah. Right.

37:36 Adam And it's like there are all these upbeat things.

37:38 Drew Now they've got stuff for women. FemHeart. And they've got like HappyFem, which is basically Prozac. I forget what it's called. It's for PMDD, post premenopausal premenstrual dysphoric disorder.

37:49 Adam Right.

37:50 Drew And it's just like HappyFem. I forget the name. I'll have to look it up.

37:53 Adam Yeah.

37:54 Drew It's ridiculous.

37:54 Adam The boys at Disney came up with that one.

37:56 Drew Exactly.

37:56 Adam All right. Let's talk to Marie. No, hold on.

37:58 Drew Let's bring her back.

37:59 Adam Hold on. Marie?

38:00 Yes.

38:01 Adam All right. Have you gotten yourself together?

38:03 Yeah.

38:03 Alison Byrne Fields I was nervous. Sorry.

38:04 Adam That's all right. Listen. So your half-brother sort of had sex with you, right? But we're not interested in whether you're technically a virgin or not. Let's just say you are a virgin.

38:15 Alison Byrne Fields Okay.

38:16 Adam Although what happened when you were 10?

38:19 Drew The cousin, yeah.

38:21 Alison Byrne Fields Okay. What was the friend's cousin?

38:22 Drew And what happened then?

38:24 Alison Byrne Fields Basically, he was smothering me while he fingered me, basically.

38:31 Adam Nice. All right. Do you really hate men by now, by the way? That's okay if you do. I'd like it if you would. No. You don't? Don't have any kids, please. Yeah.

38:45 Drew Not to go 32.

38:46 Adam Good. Can you get a little therapy? I don't think so.

38:53 Drew You've got a family with a lot of chaos. You've been abused by a stepbrother, abused by a cousin.

38:57 Adam I'm going to send you out a rape calendar, right? So you can work it out. About every ninth month, you'll get raped then. You want to do that? You want the rape calendar or you want to get some therapy?

39:08 Drew You need help, Murray.

39:10 Adam I'm sorry. And I'm sorry for what the hand of life has dealt you. But now you're almost an adult and you have to take care of yourself because your family's not going to take care of you.

39:21 Drew You're going to keep playing the victim. And find people that will oblige you that.

39:26 Adam Not that these people aren't criminals and horrible people, but here's the problem. The world is full of these people. And the idea that you're going to count on them not to do anything is not a good way to do it. It's better that you work on yourself. You understand?

39:41 Alison Byrne Fields Okay, so I'm taking that erosion.

39:44 Adam Okay, well, just keep...

39:46 Drew Marie, focus on that.

39:46 Caller That's what's important right now.

39:49 Adam Marie, call back after you're raped again. All right?

39:54 Alison Byrne Fields Well, I don't know. I guess I just forgot what to do about it, because I'm going to have to be doing them again.

39:59 Adam I think you should tell your dad about this guy.

40:03 Drew I think you should tell the police or the Department of Social Services. And you should not be alone with him ever. And you need some treatment. You need some help.

40:12 Adam Can you do that?

40:14 Alison Byrne Fields Okay.

40:15 Adam Is your dad a horrible guy?

40:17 Alison Byrne Fields He's nice.

40:18 Adam He's nice? Do you get along with him?

40:21 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah.

40:22 Drew Then tell him.

40:22 Adam Then talk to him. And tell him what happened, and tell him you need some help. You gotta get some counseling.

40:27 Alison Byrne Fields Yeah, but he also has a wife who I don't really want to...

40:30 Adam I know. That's why you tell him. Don't tell her. Okay?

40:35 Alison Byrne Fields Okay.

40:36 Adam All right. Take care of yourself. All right.

40:38 Drew Please.

40:40 Adam I'm going to therapist around myself.

40:42 Drew Bring your book, your biography with you.

40:44 Adam I read three pages tonight. So far, no pictures, by the way. Drew gave me a biography on Teddy Roosevelt. Turns out his dad was Teddy Roosevelt, too. He's a second. Learn that.

40:58 Drew Sickly child?

40:59 Adam Sickly child. Everyone was sickly. I hope my kid almost dies. You know, like preemie, weighs three ounces, almost died at birth, has all sorts of congenital problems because then later on in life, they'll kill a bear with their own hands.

41:15 Drew They'll compensate.

41:15 Adam Yeah, they go from three ounces in an incubator to killing a mountain lion at 13. That's what happens. It's the ones that start off healthy I don't trust. All right, we'll take a little break. Alison Byrne Fields is here. We'll talk a little more politics. I know that's what you kids want to hear after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Thank you. Alison Byrne Field is here tonight from Rock the Vote, organization that was started up by musicians so they can make more drug money in the early 90s, and has now turned into a huge campaign. And yeah, MTV, I saw it original on MTV, and then they got the Choose or Lose. And I wish MTV would vote to pay their employees more. That would be a good vote. I'd like to cast my vote for that. So tell us Alison about what the plan is.

42:51 Caller The plan for how to get...

42:54 Adam Well, I mean, in a sense, you're here to plug something, in a sense, and here's your time to shine.

43:01 Caller Here's my turn to plug. Well, we're trying to do two things. One is to, because of the fact that when candidates talk are out there campaigning, they're not really talking about issues from the perspective of a young person. We're trying to help young people make the connection between the issues that they care about and their capacity to affect it.

43:19 Adam More bongs and Pokemon.

43:21 Caller Yeah.

43:21 Adam That'd be something that kids are used to?

43:24 Caller That's what they're trying to have done. And then we're also trying to let them know that in terms of their numbers and the fact that the majority of them are identifying as independents, that they have the capacity to decide this election.

43:36 Adam The majority of the group that you're going after are identified as independents.

43:41 Drew We need a new party.

43:42 Adam I like that. Yeah, I was saying...

43:44 Caller I heard you're a third party fan.

43:45 You both are, yeah.

43:47 Adam Yeah, it's not that I like the third party, it's that I don't like the first two. I believe they're just becoming... They're just bought and sold, you know, all this soft money and all this stuff. It's ridiculous.

43:58 Caller There was a survey that was done by Newsweek that says that 64% of 18 to 21-year-olds are looking for a viable third party. It's going to happen.

44:05 Adam Oh, it is.

44:06 Drew It's going to be the Marijuana Party. Whoever steps up and said, we're going to...

44:09 Alison Byrne Fields You're really stuck up.

44:10 Drew Because I know that if somebody says, I'm going to legalize marijuana by going to the White House, they're going to the White House.

44:15 Caller Yeah. That's it.

44:16 Adam I think Be Real from Cypress Hill may win that election. Here's what I want to say. Someone said to me the other day, listen, if you don't vote for Bush or Gore, you're throwing your vote away. And I said, no, I'm not. Because first off, if I vote for either one of those guys, I'm throwing my vote away anyway, because what's one goddamn vote? And number two, if people had done this in the last election, in the election before that, in the election before that, it wouldn't have been throwing their vote away. If you vote for a third party, you're not throwing your vote away, you're giving that third party momentum. You're building a foundation. And in a few short years, it'll be time to vote again. And instead of 12 percent, it will be 22 percent or whatever the figures are. So you're not throwing your vote away. You're part of a building process. Absolutely.

45:05 Caller Particularly those folks that are in states where, I mean like a state like California, where most likely it will go to gore just because of the strong base of Democrats. Folks can make the vote for Nader and help him in four years from now get the federal matching funds. All they have to do is get five percent of the vote. And in four years from now, they will get money from the federal government to run their campaigns. And they will be able to be more on level ground.

45:27 Adam Yeah, I don't think they are any good either. But what I want is competition. That's what I want. And to me, Democrats, Republicans, they are all becoming, they are meeting in the center. And they are all becoming one big sort of washed out mishmash of a party. I want some ass kicking in there. I want somebody, I want a nice atheist who has got a degree in psychology and sociology to come in there and just straighten this damn planet out. We can do it. Just do what makes sense. That's all. This whole drug war, it's an easy answer to all this. All this stuff that isn't working, easy answers everybody. Please, get $10 billion from this company and $1 billion from that company. You think that doesn't? Of course! What are these companies in the business of? Hold on a second, I'm mad. You know what companies do? You know what they do? They make money. That's what they do. And they don't throw away money. And sometimes they invest money, they give away money, so they can make more money later on. They buy a fleet of vans that cost them a couple million dollars, but don't worry, they're going to get that money back over the next few years. They give money to a candidate, they lose a little, but don't worry, they'll be getting it back. And if they didn't give it back, they wouldn't give it. And it wouldn't have gone on for all these years. And obviously, this is what they do. It's so transparent. I don't understand it. It's like Psychology 101 or Business 101. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

46:55 Caller Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:11 There have never been so many new Toyota cars introduced in one new model year. From the new luxurious 2001 Avalon.

47:27 Drew Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew. He's Adam. We're here with Rock the Vote. Oh, yes.

47:34 Adam That's good radio. Man, you may have just gotten a new job. I may bump your duties up to 20 percent. What do you think? You ready, Ann?

47:44 Drew You're ready for me to miss that beat too.

47:45 Caller You're like...

47:48 Adam I have so much difficulty squeezing that in every night that I'm sort of, well, I'm happy for the show, but I'm sad in a way that it worked out because it really makes me seem worse than I actually am. Alison Byrne Field is here tonight from Rock the Vote, talking a little bit of politics and also Carrot Top in here tomorrow night and in the Insane Clown Posse on Wednesday night. All right, so Alison, what...

48:17 Drew I don't know.

48:18 Adam Why do we have to register to vote?

48:20 Caller We didn't always have to register to vote. It was something that was created as an obstacle to voting.

48:25 Adam It seems like it. It seems like one more hurdle.

48:28 Caller No, it's definitely. And it's... I mean, we... you know, the deadlines for most states pat... you know, we're the first week in October and now I'm getting all these panicked emails from people, you know, across the United States who are like, I didn't register. What do I do?

48:41 Adam The people that are for registration, what is their argument? Because it seems to me that if you went and you presented your driver's license or whatever proper identification you needed to do with, you know, your home address on it, you went to the voting, what the hell do they call it?

48:59 Drew Polls.

49:00 Adam The poll that was designated for your area that it could be pretty easy to take care of. Why do we have to have that extra step? What do they say about it?

49:08 Drew They're going to have computer voting soon, right?

49:10 Caller Yeah, well, in California right now, they actually have, you know, for like 21 days.

49:12 Drew It's trial.

49:13 Caller Yeah, it's one of those like touch screen things.

49:15 Drew Yeah, yeah, it looks great.

49:15 Caller Yeah.

49:16 Adam Well, what are they, what is their argument for registration?

49:19 Caller Well, I mean, they bring up issues like fraud and privacy and it makes people very nervous and so we continue to support it. But I mean, there are, in North Dakota, there's no registration and there are four states that have same-day registration. Minnesota, Wyoming, Wisconsin and... Your favorite state.

49:32 Adam Yeah, Minnesota.

49:33 Caller I can't think of the last one. New Hampshire. But it's one of the reasons why Jesse Ventura was elected. It's one of the reasons why Jesse...

49:39 Drew Thank God, Anne.

49:40 Caller Thank God.

49:41 Adam Yeah, he's a genius.

49:42 Caller That show on television, The Man Show.

49:44 Adam Oh, yes, he's a big fan of The Man Show. He's a genius, that Jesse Ventura. But why not? In some California, it's like three or four weeks.

49:52 Caller Yeah, the deadline was back in October, October 10th.

49:55 Adam Right, right. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Especially out here where people are sort of caught up in their own cramp and busy.

50:02 Caller Yeah, no, we do online voter registration. One of the ways to kind of bring it to people as opposed to making them try to hunt down, you know, the form. But it's really, I mean, all you're doing is you're filling out a form, saying what your, you know, your address is and then signing it and sending it in. And you know, it doesn't really seem like it makes sense to do it.

50:18 Adam It really just does seem like, I know people are fairly apathetic in general and people are, they procrastinate. And it seems like something you'd have to say. It doesn't seem like, it seems like it would work against the age group and the demographic that you're looking to get to vote.

50:35 Caller Right. No, I mean, you've got to like, it's things like people don't know that every time you move, even if it's down the street, you need to re-register. If you get married, you have to re-register. And you know, it's complicated.

50:45 Adam Right. All right. Let's talk to Everett. Everett? Yeah.

50:49 Caller Hey, how's it going?

50:50 Adam Hey, you're 25.

50:51 Drew He's just not with the marijuana plant.

50:52 Adam He wants to legalize fine.

50:53 Drew Yeah.

50:54 Caller Good.

50:55 Adam Smoke a lot of weed, Everett?

50:57 Caller No, I've actually been sober for about three and a half years.

51:00 Drew Oh, really? Congratulations.

51:01 Adam All right. It's not working.

51:02 Caller Yeah, man, I love your show. I listen to whatever I can.

51:08 Adam Thank you.

51:09 Caller Adam, your voice sounds more nasally on the telephone than it does in my car.

51:13 Adam Thank you. Thank you.

51:15 Caller My home stereo.

51:18 Adam You know, a man grows up with a disability known as a deviated sempit and is punished throughout his career. Ridicule, made fun of. Go ahead, Everett.

51:28 Caller All right. So I guess I have two questions and they're both for Alison. I'm 25. I never voted. I live in California. I haven't registered. I'm wondering what's the direct effect on my life for me not voting? You know what I'm saying?

51:52 Drew For all of your kind not voting.

51:54 Caller Yeah.

51:56 Adam You don't feel the crunch now, but eventually when your folks kick you out of the house, you know, may have some effect. You start working and paying taxes and things like that.

52:06 Caller I work, I pay taxes, I don't even, you know, I don't even care, you know, I just, I mean, I don't watch the news, you know, what is it, what is it going to do for me? Yeah. You know, all right.

52:18 Adam Well, Alison, you convince us, someone like Everett, what, and we have a, but these are, this is the majority of our callers and listeners, by the way, why should these people vote?

52:28 Caller Well, you, I mean, not voting, you've given up the one thing that candidates and politicians actually listen to, which is a vote. I mean, you have just handed over the decisions that you want to make about your life to somebody else that is probably not like you, that doesn't care about the things that you care about. You've just given it up, that's all. I mean, I'm trying to think of something that potentially will matter to you. If they raise the drinking age to 20, how old are you, 23?

52:59 Adam 25.

53:00 Drew But you listen to the...

53:01 Adam They'd like to see the price of yoo-hoo come down, I believe.

53:04 Drew You listen to the candidates speak, and I'm sure that it sounds like they're speaking to Martians, these folks. And it's not clear that they're ever going to change and they're going to address issues that are realistic. Well, I think... I think what's going to mobilize is people have another party, goes directly after issues, it grows out of a groundswell of concern of theirs, and just go at it.

53:25 Caller I think that things are going to change when the World War II generation dies.

53:29 Drew That's nice.

53:31 Caller Because they're the ones that are voting. So if you listen to the second debate, it was like you would think that everybody in this country was 65 and older.

53:39 Drew I really think that the next party is going to modify these guys. Whatever, I'm not going to mobilize these guys.

53:46 Caller No, definitely.

53:47 Adam Listen, I don't share your disdain for the folks that saved us from World War II. I think those people are heroes.

53:54 Caller They're fine people.

53:55 Adam I really do, and I think they should get whatever they want. They really do.

53:59 Caller No, they're fine people, and they show up at the polls, so people should listen to them, but they don't make up the same numbers that young people do.

54:05 Adam No, but obviously, whoever the candidate is, he's going to speak to whoever's voting.

54:11 Caller Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. I mean, strategists are out there saying, you have the goal of getting into office. Who are you going to reach out to? You're going to reach out to the people that vote. Why would you bother spending time talking to a bunch of people who sit on their butt?

54:22 Adam Right.

54:22 Caller It just makes sense.

54:24 Adam Dave?

54:26 Yeah.

54:26 Adam You're 22?

54:27 Caller Yeah.

54:27 Adam What's up?

54:28 Caller First of all, I want to say that dude, have you heard about that guy?

54:31 Drew Yeah.

54:31 Caller That guy has always been gay, always will be gay, and he just needed someone to confirm it.

54:36 Adam Which guy? The Maphrodite guy?

54:38 Caller Okay.

54:38 Adam Right. Thanks, Dave.

54:39 Caller Okay. My question is... Wait.

54:41 Adam You got a bird over there?

54:42 Caller Yeah.

54:43 Adam Listen, if I get elected, I outlaw birds as pets.

54:45 Caller I hate these birds.

54:46 Adam Oh, my God. Here's what a bird's good for. Bird... All a bird does is cramp and make noise. That's it. It's like with a battery that never wears out, just cramps and make noise. And then once in a blue moon, you try to get out of its cage, putting your hand in there, it tries to take your finger off. You know, there was this bird... Let me tell you a quick bird story. When I worked at this boxing gym, they had a big macaw. Macaw is like a parrot, but it's blue and it's yellow and it's bigger and it's meaner. And birds are generally mean, by the way. They're not friendly animals. They don't like to cuddle. Birds don't. They like one person, that's their owner, and they don't even like them. Everyone else gets bitten. This macaw would get down, the guy would let the macaw run around the gym. I would get into the boxing ring and work with somebody. I had a plastic stopwatch, digital stopwatch, that I used to use to time the rounds and time whatever it is I was doing with whatever student I was working with. I would set it on top of the turnbuckle in one of the corners, one of those padded corners, okay? I started to think. The macaw would walk over from its cage, walk all the way across the gym, and it would come to the ring that we were in. It would then get itself onto the canvas on top of the ring. It was about two feet off the ground. And it was really funny because the macaw could make its way all the way up to the top row, the top rope of the rings around the rope. It couldn't do it in the corner, but if it got right to the center, they sagged just enough, it would reach up with its beak and would grab the little vinyl sleeve that went around the rope and it would pull itself up and it would keep doing it consecutively until it got to the top rung. Then it would walk around the thing until it got to where my stopwatch was, it would put its beak in the middle of my stopwatch where the glass was and crush it. And then it would let this blood curling scream out. Like every once in a while, just, I don't know if anyone's ever heard a bird when it goes, but these things, they're meant to travel all the way through the rainforest, from one end of South America to the next. And you're just sitting there and there's nothing going on. It would just like scream and then nothing for an hour. And then for no reason, woo!

57:00 Caller It's just like whale.

57:01 Adam You just jump out of your skin. So I had this game with this bird, which is I would put the thing on there and I would be working with whoever I was working with. I would see it. It would come up the rope and it would be on the rope. And I'd go, okay, it's got to go all the way around before it gets to the stopwatch. So let's keep working. And I keep working, but inevitably I would forget about it, turn my back and I'd hear the crunch of my stopwatch. So I started bringing the two that the thing crunched and using his decoys. Take the two and I'd put it on the other turnbuckles and then the thing would crunch those, but he'd still get around to my other one. Birds are evil. I think that's what we've learned from this.

57:37 Caller Yeah.

57:37 Adam What were we talking about?

57:39 Caller Oh, Eric? Eric?

57:42 Adam Are you the guy with the bird?

57:44 Caller Hey. Do I like birds?

57:47 Adam Yeah. Hey, we talking to Eric or we talking to?

57:50 Caller This is Eric.

57:51 Adam No, we're talking to Dave. We're talking to Dave. That's right. Dave?

57:54 Caller Yeah.

57:54 Adam Yeah, that's my bird story. Go ahead.

57:56 Drew All right, Dave. Thank you for triggering that.

57:57 Caller Okay, my question is, is at what point in the female's gestational period can you have penile vaginal sex without the fear of conception?

58:05 Adam Penile vaginal?

58:06 Drew Gestational period means you have a pregnancy growing.

58:09 Caller Or the menstrual cycle, excuse me.

58:10 Drew Yeah. There's really only 24 hours when they are in fact able to get pregnant.

58:17 Caller That's premovulation.

58:19 Drew That's one day after ovulation.

58:21 Caller Right. After ovulating.

58:22 Drew Yeah.

58:22 Caller Right.

58:23 Drew Although you can get her pregnant for, you can have sex within three days of that and still get her pregnant.

58:29 Caller Okay, because like a long time ago, like in the 70s or something, there was a thing where the couples went into the thing and they calculated her period and they could figure out the days that they could have sex without the fear of getting her pregnant. Yeah.

58:42 Drew That's the timing method and it's very unreliable.

58:44 Caller Okay.

58:45 Adam Dave, what's that bird's name?

58:47 Caller I have no idea.

58:48 Adam Okay. Just living in the house or randomly?

58:51 Caller They're my mom's. They're cockatiels and I'm going to kill them.

58:53 Adam Yeah. Hey, feed them some rat poison or something, would you?

58:56 Caller Okay.

58:56 Drew So the point is how can you tell when that woman has ovulated, Dave?

58:59 Caller Say again?

59:00 Drew How can you tell when that one day has occurred when she's ovulated?

59:03 Caller I don't know how. Can you do that?

59:04 Drew Well, you really can't. That's our point, can't.

59:06 Caller Oh, okay.

59:06 Caller Smiling.

59:07 Adam All right, easy there, Dave. All right, don't get your girlfriend pregnant.

59:10 Caller I won't.

59:11 Adam All right, now put a pillowcase over that bird cage so they shut up.

59:14 Caller I'll just put a pillowcase over its head.

59:16 Adam That's right. Now, as a matter of fact, use a hefty bag and tie it up at the bottom with some duct tape.

59:21 Caller Swing it around, hit the wall.

59:22 Adam No, just let them slowly die.

59:24 Caller Oh.

59:24 Adam Is this a fixie? I don't like birds. They're worthless.

59:28 Caller Assholes.

59:28 Adam They really are. Eric?

59:31 Caller Hey, how's it going, guys?

59:31 Adam You're 17. What's up?

59:34 Caller After my girlfriend gives me a blowjob, I go to take a pee, and it starts to sting. It'll continue to sting for like another minute to two minutes.

59:43 Drew Right. Well, that's some sort of urethral irritation.

59:46 Caller Really?

59:46 Drew And that can be mechanical. Maybe what she's doing could be infection. I don't know.

59:51 Caller STD.

59:52 Caller I don't know.

59:53 Caller She told me she doesn't have any, but I...

59:55 Drew Not necessarily an STD. There's other bacteria that can cause these things. And again, it's just some sort of irritation that is being caused by the encounter. It doesn't mean it's an STD necessarily.

1:00:06 Adam Well, should he have played safe and get himself checked out?

1:00:08 Drew Yeah, of course. But it's a common complaint, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything, from oral sex. If you had that from vaginal, of course... Is that what you said, oral sex? Yeah.

1:00:18 Adam It's a common complaint from oral sex?

1:00:20 Drew Yeah. But from vaginal, of course, it would be more indicative of STD.

1:00:23 Adam Let me explain something. The word complaint and oral sex, never in the same sentence.

1:00:27 Drew I know. I understand.

1:00:28 Adam Never been in the same sentence. Not even in the same room.

1:00:30 Drew I wonder why you look confused and startled.

1:00:32 Adam If I'm talking about oral sex and the word complaint comes to my head, I go out in the car and say it. I come back into the room. And I won't say it in the same room with oral sex. You understand?

1:00:41 Drew I saw you react.

1:00:42 Adam Call me superstitious. That's right. Oh, man. I got another good birth story. Chris? Chris?

1:00:49 Drew Sleeping. Oh, there we are.

1:00:51 Adam It's good. It's good, yeah. And it's not Rock the Vote. It's the show. Don't worry. It's us. We have at least a couple of sleeping callers a night. Yeah. No higher compliment can be paid to a host.

1:01:02 Drew Oh, look at that.

1:01:03 Adam 30 percent of the callers are sleeping. Jesus Christ. You guys really snore.

1:01:11 Drew It's great.

1:01:11 Caller Is this person giving you a dirty phone call?

1:01:14 Drew No, no.

1:01:15 Adam She's trying.

1:01:15 Drew She's sleeping. She's a he.

1:01:17 Adam Guys don't snore.

1:01:18 Drew Girls don't snore like that. It's a thin he. Most of our callers give a good...

1:01:23 Caller Deep-throated kind of like...

1:01:25 Drew Really good. Good at comedies breathing.

1:01:27 Adam Fat people hear it on the way in. Skinny people saw it on the way out. Fat people saw it way in. You know, and the skinny guys who way out...

1:01:38 Drew It's a Chris the Skinny. So when he wakes up, we'll find out what his body weight is. He's a lot of time.

1:01:42 Adam Do you want to guess on Chris's weight? Here's the deal. We could all guess on it. You know what? He wouldn't know it.

1:01:47 Drew 120.

1:01:49 Adam Really?

1:01:49 Drew Small guy.

1:01:50 Caller 147.

1:01:51 Adam Get some money in here. The box says 120. Chris? No, he's asleep.

1:01:55 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:01:57 Adam Chris? No, no, no. Let's work a weight range for Chris. You go 120 to one what?

1:02:02 Drew I'm saying pre-puberty. The late puberty guy. The males of puberty is the hunk.

1:02:08 Adam Right. So you say what? 120 and 130?

1:02:10 Drew Yeah.

1:02:13 Adam Alison, what do you take?

1:02:14 Caller 147.

1:02:15 Adam 147?

1:02:16 Caller Yes.

1:02:16 Adam You don't want to range?

1:02:17 Caller 147 or 150.

1:02:19 Adam You're very cocky.

1:02:20 Caller I'm very cocky.

1:02:21 Adam She's playing the odds. Yeah.

1:02:23 Caller All right.

1:02:24 Adam I'll go between one. Oh, Christ, that's tough. That 140 to... You can't have 17 pounds. I'll give you 10 pounds. 147 to 157?

1:02:32 Caller No, 147 to 150.

1:02:34 Adam Oh, you're just taking that three pounds?

1:02:35 Caller Very small range.

1:02:36 Drew She's very cocky.

1:02:37 Caller I'm very cocky.

1:02:38 Adam I'll go 150 to 160.

1:02:40 Drew There you go.

1:02:40 Caller Is that right? Yeah. Is one of the things like prices right if you go over your...

1:02:44 Adam No.

1:02:44 Caller Okay.

1:02:45 Adam I don't believe that.

1:02:45 Caller Okay.

1:02:46 Adam I don't like that rule. Just whoever's closest wins.

1:02:48 Drew Let's see who's there.

1:02:49 Adam No. He's not there.

1:02:50 Drew Chris?

1:02:52 Caller David, how much do you weigh?

1:02:54 Adam All right. Let's put him back on hold. We can check in. It's always fun to hear him snoring anyway. You really have to be secure as a host to keep checking back when someone is snoring during a show. There it is. All right. Let's talk to Valerie. Valerie?

1:03:10 Hi.

1:03:11 Adam Hey, Perky.

1:03:12 Caller She's not asleep.

1:03:13 Adam You're 29. What's up?

1:03:16 Caller I had a question about an incident that happened a couple of years ago. My husband was performing oral sex on me. It was a long time, but I went into this weird state where I lost control of my hands. They went in a really strange-

1:03:32 Drew They cramped up?

1:03:33 Caller Yeah.

1:03:34 Caller One side of my mouth resembled, well, he said it resembled a stroke victim.

1:03:42 Drew You're probably hyperventilating.

1:03:44 Caller Really?

1:03:45 Caller My breathing seemed to be fine. I mean, it felt amazing. Nothing ever came close to it, but-

1:03:51 Drew Yeah, hyperventilating.

1:03:52 Caller Okay.

1:03:53 Drew And that will cause your hands to feed the cramp and mouth to become numb. You can do that.

1:03:59 Adam You don't do stuff you normally would do. I mean, what I'm saying is, you blink a certain amount an hour, you swallow a certain amount an hour, you move a certain amount an hour, and when you're having sex, all that takes a backseat to whatever's going on.

1:04:14 Drew And if it was a long time.

1:04:15 Adam If I got a nickel for every calf cramp I've had. You know what I mean?

1:04:19 Drew There's another interesting difference between men and women. If a guy... That's alone. I understand. If a guy got that ultimate place, every time would have to be there. She's like, yeah, I think it was amazing, and then went on with her life. You know what I'm saying?

1:04:32 Caller Yes. It's a little scary.

1:04:33 Drew Yes. Too much.

1:04:34 Adam I thought I was going to kill you. Me sucked all the life out of you.

1:04:38 Caller Well, I lasted a while, so I didn't know if I went there again if I would ever come back.

1:04:44 Adam I see.

1:04:45 Drew If that were you, Adam, would there have been any chance you'd hold back?

1:04:48 Adam No.

1:04:48 Drew No. It would have meant certain death.

1:04:50 Adam I'd like to just watch you go there. Forget about me. Now, you know what I think it is? I think a lot of women with their orgasms is, first off, it's like climbing Mount Everest, a lot of these women. They got to plan it out, get their oxygen ready, pack their dry food, and it's like, oh boy, it's a hell of a journey. It's not something you take lightly, but there's orgasms like a big mountain they got to climb. For a guy, I think it's the equivalent of a guy going for number two or number three in a short period of time.

1:05:21 Drew What is? They're going for number one?

1:05:24 Adam A lot of women. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, Drew, don't close your eyes, but you're very passionate man, very passionate. As you know, I've stated that many times on the show, right? You're very passionate man. And you know that when you, as a man, when you're going for whatever your threshold is, when you're going for number two, number three, I don't know, maybe you're in high school and you're going for number five, whatever it is. But when you're going for the next one past the one that you may have trouble getting to, it's kind of hit and miss. And it's like your mind races a little bit. In one minute, you're into it like 100%. The next minute you're going, I don't know if I can pull this off. The next minute you're going, we got to do it. It's really something that goes on. I mean, it's really a deep psychological thing.

1:06:10 Drew So basically you're saying a female is like a depleted male.

1:06:14 Adam A lot of them are.

1:06:15 Drew Yeah.

1:06:15 Adam You know what I'm saying? No. You don't know what I'm saying. No, as a guy, and I don't know the sexual, I know from a masturbatory standpoint, there's times when I had a little booze in me, you know, and it's like three in the morning, and I just did like an eight ball of coke, and I did some mushrooms, and I've done a little speed ball or something like that, and I've snorted no-dos or something, and it's like four in the morning, I'm thinking, I should really go to bed, but then I think, I'm going for one more. Oh yes, here we go. And then I think, no, no, and my scrotum goes, no way. No, we're going to bed. No, you're not. Come on, boys. Oh, you're right. No, no, no. And I'm like Vince Lombardi in the locker room talking to my genitalia. One more. One more, boys. You got to dig deep now. This is the fourth quarter. And my nuts are going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're drunk. You're tired. You whacked off 20 minutes ago. You're going to bed. I go, no, I'm going for it. I'm going for it. I'm going. And then once, yeah, I'm going. I'm going to climb those stairs at the foot of the monument in Philadelphia. So I dig deep. And I focus. And it's the eye of the tiger. I know mixing songs up here. But they're really focused.

1:07:28 Drew It's like 70s.

1:07:29 Caller OK, listen, it's all rocky.

1:07:31 Adam Right. I got to shut the TV off. I got to draw the curtains. Anything shiny. I got to turn it over or put some put a pillow over it. I really got to dig deep. And I say, move some furniture out of the way. Spread that paper towel out and really, really dig in and get going. And then you break once in a while. No, no, I can't make it. You get halfway. I can't do it. No more. No more. No. Yes. Yes, you go deeper. That's what I think it's like for a woman. I really do. Because, you know, a woman will be right at the brink of an orgasm. No, no, forget it. No, it's not going to work. And you're like, huh? What happened? I was right there. I was right there. I was on the doorstep. I was on the threshold. Yeah. Yeah, forget it. What? Wait a minute. You're right there. Yeah, no, it's not going to work. It's not going to work. Forget it. We'll try it tomorrow. What? How did you get right there? Yeah, I was right there. I'm sorry about it. No, no, forget it. Yeah, that's a chick thing, but a guy can get into that if he's going for the hand trick. That's what I'm saying.

1:08:28 Drew Trifecta.

1:08:29 Adam So now I know what it feels like to be a woman finally.

1:08:31 Drew Okay.

1:08:32 Adam I will take a little break. Alison Byrne Fields is here from Rock the Vote. Did you enjoy that story more in the parrot story?

1:08:39 Caller That was a great story.

1:08:40 Adam The story of inspiration, right?

1:08:42 Caller Yeah.

1:08:42 Adam Yeah. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Love Line.

1:08:47 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:24 Adam Gioella, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Alison Byrne Field is our guest tonight, she's from Rock the Vote, and Carrot Top will be in here tomorrow night, and then St. Clown Posse, and we're just talking a little politics. And you know, I really think the problem with the parties is the problem is the party.

1:09:44 Drew Which is- Partisanship.

1:09:45 Adam Yeah, what it is is you affiliate yourself with a group that has 50 good ideas and 50 bad ideas, and you have to stand behind them. So, it's great when they're talking about the 50 good ideas, but when we're talking about the 50 horrible ideas, you're still staying behind them and defend them. And I think politics should be, I think start a group where it was like a Jim Rummy hand. Let's just take all the good ideas and discard all the crappy ones. So we're just- No, anyway. All right. I'm done. I'm done helping the kids. I really am.

1:10:16 Drew No bird story?

1:10:17 Caller Yeah, you had a bird story.

1:10:19 Adam I'll tell you, where I live, there are these-

1:10:21 Caller Don't mean to encourage you.

1:10:23 Adam Red-tailed hawks.

1:10:24 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:10:25 Adam They glide. I'll tell you, nothing better for your mind than staring at a hawk that's just on some kind of up current just circling a canyon. It's great. They're the world's laziest birds. They never flap their wings. They just get up in the air and they just ride that current making these big, wide circles.

1:10:41 Drew I never understood why they were called red-tailed hawks until I saw one the other day looking down in a canyon. They have a bright red tail when you look down from the top.

1:10:48 Adam They're really red.

1:10:48 Drew You never see them from the top. You always see them from underneath.

1:10:50 Adam They're beautiful and they just float around up there. And I just stare at them and think, oh, I wish that was me except for I'd probably get caught up in a power line or something. But anyway, one of them actually pounced on a squirrel and had then carried it up to a telephone pole and was basically eating it on top of this telephone pole. I was standing there going, this is great. Nature's great when you're from North Hollywood. It's like, oh my God, nature, everybody. Something's going on. That's not some bum that's eating his own vomit. That's a bird.

1:11:25 Caller A squirrel.

1:11:25 Adam A squirrel. This is great.

1:11:27 Drew Did he do the thing where they drop it, just kill it and then pick it up again?

1:11:31 Adam I may have caught it after the drop. Yeah. The squirrel didn't seem, you know, happy. I think it was trying to get away and stuff. But there was that big hawk up there. Oh, that's a good looking bird. That's right. I know why a lot of I was looking at that hawk and say, no wonder everyone names their sports team after that bird and not so many squirrels.

1:11:49 Caller You know what I mean?

1:11:50 Adam These these are they're they're great. A big, big, big, just gliding around.

1:11:55 Drew Oh, Chris, the wheezing now. Chris.

1:12:00 Adam Chris is still asleep. We have a bet on his weight. Drew, you got 120 to 130.

1:12:05 Drew Yep.

1:12:06 Adam Alison, in a very cocky, brash, and bold move, 147 to 150, only leaving herself a three pound window.

1:12:14 Caller Do I get a bigger prize?

1:12:15 Adam I won 50 to 160. You should. But you don't. Chris, still asleep.

1:12:22 Caller I think he's faking it.

1:12:23 Adam No. No.

1:12:24 Caller Let's put him to sleep.

1:12:25 Adam That was the McCaw story. We'll check back with Chris, see if we can get to his weight. Joey?

1:12:31 Caller Yeah.

1:12:31 Adam You're 21?

1:12:33 Caller What's that?

1:12:33 Adam Joey the girl?

1:12:34 Caller Yeah.

1:12:35 Adam What's going on there?

1:12:36 Caller Not much.

1:12:37 Adam What do you want?

1:12:39 Caller Well, I wanted to talk to you about my little experience the other night.

1:12:42 Adam Great. Go right ahead.

1:12:44 Caller Okay. We were at a party, and we were getting kind of messed up, and we started playing a card game to get us a little messed up, you know, beforehand. And then we decided to play spin the bottle, and it's kind of a dumb game, but we decided to do it.

1:13:03 Adam Right.

1:13:04 Caller And so after that, Who's we? What's that?

1:13:07 Drew Who's we?

1:13:08 Caller Me and about five of my friends.

1:13:11 Drew Female friends.

1:13:12 Caller What's that?

1:13:13 Drew Female friends?

1:13:14 Caller Female and male.

1:13:16 Caller Right.

1:13:17 Caller So we played that for a while, and then all of a sudden we started getting down and dirty.

1:13:22 Adam Right.

1:13:22 Caller And we just had this massive orgy.

1:13:25 Adam Really?

1:13:26 Caller Yeah.

1:13:27 Adam How many guys were in there?

1:13:28 Caller What's that?

1:13:29 Adam How many of them were guys?

1:13:32 Caller Um, four.

1:13:34 Adam Okay. You really got to think that long? There's five people, you idiot. You don't know how many? Uh, let's see.

1:13:40 Caller There's five.

1:13:41 Let's see. Who's this?

1:13:42 Caller There was me and five others.

1:13:44 Adam There's Tammy. Okay. There's five altogether, including you? There's six. Six, including you.

1:13:52 Caller Six, including me.

1:13:53 Adam And four of them are guys?

1:13:55 Caller Three of them are guys.

1:13:57 Caller Okay.

1:13:58 Adam Three girls, three guys.

1:14:00 Caller Uh-huh.

1:14:01 Adam Okay. Well, it took 15 minutes to get to that, huh? Okay. So you all have an orgy.

1:14:06 Caller Yes.

1:14:07 Adam Is anyone boyfriend and girlfriend or anything like that?

1:14:09 Caller Yeah. Actually, there's one couple.

1:14:11 Drew Not anymore.

1:14:12 Caller Well, they're, yeah, they're still together.

1:14:15 Adam Yeah. Give it up.

1:14:16 Caller The thing is that we're all comfortable with it and we actually enjoyed it.

1:14:19 Adam All right. Yeah. Were you getting it on with the girls and stuff?

1:14:25 Caller Kind of.

1:14:26 Adam Were you moving around from guy to guy?

1:14:28 Caller Kind of, yeah.

1:14:29 Adam Was there an intercourse going on?

1:14:31 Caller Yeah.

1:14:31 Adam Nice.

1:14:32 Drew Condoms?

1:14:34 Caller Yeah.

1:14:35 Adam Really?

1:14:36 Caller Yeah.

1:14:36 Adam No. Really? What good is a condom when you're putting it in about 500 people though?

1:14:42 Drew It's good for the guys, but the girls are still going to get exposed to each other's stuff.

1:14:46 Adam All right. That's cool. That's fine. I see. I don't know. So, Joey?

1:14:51 Caller Yeah.

1:14:52 Adam So, what's up? What's your question?

1:14:54 Caller I was just wondering if you think it's weird that we enjoyed it and we want to do it again. Who's we? Yeah.

1:15:00 Drew Who is we?

1:15:01 Caller All of my friends and me.

1:15:03 Adam Well, what's in it for you?

1:15:05 Caller I'm just doing the whole thing. It was a one-time experience and I liked it.

1:15:10 Adam All right. But let me ask, is there, you said you weren't with the women too much?

1:15:15 Caller No, not too much. No.

1:15:16 Adam Right. So, it wasn't really them that you're, is it that you're looking forward to?

1:15:20 Caller No.

1:15:21 Adam You're looking forward to the guys?

1:15:23 Caller No. It was more of, yeah, more the guys and the girls.

1:15:27 Caller How about your sister?

1:15:28 Caller Oh, and my sister was there as well.

1:15:31 Drew Oh, by the way.

1:15:32 Caller But nothing went on with me and my sister. That's just not nice.

1:15:35 Drew Yeah, but that's bizarre.

1:15:37 Caller Yeah.

1:15:37 Adam Who was that? Is that your sister?

1:15:40 Caller That was my sister.

1:15:42 Adam And your sister was one of the girls in there?

1:15:45 Caller Yeah.

1:15:45 Drew Here's what concerns us more than anything, Joey, is that you can't describe to us the scene with any accuracy. Couldn't tell us how many people were there, left out the fact that your sister was there.

1:15:55 Adam Why? Do you think this is bogus?

1:15:57 Drew No. No, no, no. She is, I don't believe it's bogus. I think it's real.

1:16:01 Adam I do too.

1:16:01 Drew It's such a wonderful experience that she has to have all various levels of denial to even manage her feelings about it.

1:16:07 Adam Yeah.

1:16:08 Drew And I suspect this is part of addiction, frankly.

1:16:13 Adam What's your sister on the phone? The one who got the personality.

1:16:18 Caller You don't believe her?

1:16:19 Adam No, we believe you. Believe me, we know you two are crazy.

1:16:22 Caller Okay, listen, I know I'm crazy too. I'm her sister.

1:16:25 Adam How old are you?

1:16:26 Caller I'm 23.

1:16:27 Adam 23. And now, wasn't it weird having your sister there in a sexual situation?

1:16:32 Caller Well, it's not like we were having sex together.

1:16:35 Drew Yeah, I understand, but you were in the presence of one another having sex.

1:16:38 Adam Hey, genius, remember how I worded that one, having your sister there in a sexual situation?

1:16:43 Caller Listen, let me tell you something. She's not my full sister, so it really didn't bother me any.

1:16:48 Adam Oh, there you go. Listen, either one of you two geniuses have any kids?

1:16:52 Caller No.

1:16:53 Adam No?

1:16:53 Caller We're all college students. No. We're like good citizens there. We all have jobs.

1:16:59 Adam You're like junior college students, all right?

1:17:02 Caller Well, I've been going with the ones before.

1:17:04 Adam Where do you get that big pause? Listen, I can smell junior college a mile away.

1:17:08 Caller Okay, listen, I know, but the question is, is that awkward?

1:17:12 Adam Yes, hold on a second. Hey, junior college. I smell, let's say, I smell beef jerky, pot, and patchouli oil. Yeah, yeah, that's junior college, all right. Some cigarettes? I smell Haki Sack. Wet Haki Sack's been left out in the rain. Yeah, that's what I smell. That's junior college. All right, so listen, what's your name?

1:17:36 Caller I'm Melissa.

1:17:37 Adam Melissa, okay. So do you want to do this again, Melissa?

1:17:40 Caller You know, I wouldn't mind it.

1:17:42 Adam You wouldn't? And I like, I'll ask again, though, wasn't it strange having your sister so near that close to being so nearby during a sexual encounter?

1:17:52 Caller And I'll tell you again, it wasn't.

1:17:55 Adam No, you didn't say that. You said you didn't have sex with her.

1:17:58 Caller It wasn't weird having her in the same room when I was playing with boys. It was fun. I liked it and that's that. It wasn't weird.

1:18:06 Drew What other drugs do you do besides alcohol?

1:18:08 Caller I don't do drugs.

1:18:09 Drew At all?

1:18:10 Caller No.

1:18:11 Drew No history with that.

1:18:12 Caller I did ecstasy once at a rave and other than that I've never done it.

1:18:16 Adam What about, but you do do a little drinking, right?

1:18:18 Caller Oh, well hell yeah.

1:18:20 Drew Yeah.

1:18:21 Adam Where's daddy?

1:18:22 Caller Where's my daddy? He's home with my mommy.

1:18:25 Adam How is she your half-sister?

1:18:27 Caller Well, my dad, when my mom and dad first got married, he cheated on my mom and that's where my sister Joey came in and then he, my mom forgave him and what not. And so they've been, I've been like living with my mom and dad, she lives with her mom.

1:18:45 Drew So what, where is this? This dad must be the alcoholic. That's where the genes coming from.

1:18:49 Caller Pardon me.

1:18:50 Adam Who is your dad an alcoholic?

1:18:52 Caller I would say so, yeah.

1:18:53 Drew Yeah. That's good. So he got the gene passed to both Joey and Melissa.

1:18:57 Adam Ah, all right. Well, listen, hey, Melissa.

1:19:02 Caller Yeah, buddy.

1:19:02 Adam Have fun. I know you're a little angry.

1:19:05 Caller I'm not angry.

1:19:06 Adam You sound angry.

1:19:07 Caller I'm really not. That's the weird part about it, is I'm not angry. I just think, I don't know, I kind of liked my experience.

1:19:14 Drew I understand that things that induce thrill and sort of extreme experiences are going to be very compelling for you because of the biological makeup, the genetic predisposition towards alcoholism. So these things that other people might find sort of uncomfortable, you're going to find as gratifying. But understand that it's all part of...

1:19:31 Caller No, I'm crazy.

1:19:33 Drew No, it's all part of how people with the gene for alcoholism manage feelings and it tends to build in a direction that isn't healthy. So just be aware of that.

1:19:42 Adam Well, do you like one of the guys, Melissa?

1:19:44 Caller Actually, this is like a whole nother Geraldo, but I have my own boyfriend and he's like a good Mormon boy, doesn't know anything about it. And so I like keep this away from him because I really want the stability with him. But I, you know...

1:19:59 Drew Well, you're just, you're using him as like an object, some sort of...

1:20:03 Caller The thing that I can tell you that I know is that I thrive off chaos.

1:20:06 Drew That's what I'm saying. Thrill, Joey. Melissa, it's thrill, but not so much the chaos. The chaos is something that you're into, but the thing you really thrive on is the thrill.

1:20:14 Adam Well, the chaos is a byproduct of the thrill, which is you go do something thrilling and then you get busted.

1:20:18 Drew But the chaos is her internal emotional world is chaos, and that's who she is.

1:20:23 Adam Well, listen, it's just do whatever you want, just don't have any kids, right?

1:20:27 Caller Hell no.

1:20:29 Drew And also don't use people, you're using that boyfriend.

1:20:32 Adam Oh, who cares about him? You're going to dump him soon anyway because he's not an A-hole.

1:20:38 Caller Because I'm an A-hole?

1:20:40 Adam No, no, he's not an A-hole, so I figure you're going to dump him soon.

1:20:44 Caller I'm kind of like chunky after my life. All right.

1:20:46 Adam Hey.

1:20:47 Caller I swear.

1:20:48 Adam What's that? Listen, Melissa, why is it you don't have any kids? You or Joey?

1:20:52 Caller Pardon me?

1:20:53 Adam Why is it?

1:20:54 Caller Because we want to graduate college and we want to become somebody and I don't think we could do that with children.

1:20:59 Adam Oh, really? Okay. That's good. That's good thinking. I'm glad to hear that kind of thinking.

1:21:03 Caller All of our friends, my sister and I, they all got knocked up in high school and we're a bunch of losers. We just didn't want to be like that.

1:21:11 Caller Right.

1:21:11 Adam Okay.

1:21:11 Caller We want to be crazy in, I guess, sexual ways. I don't know.

1:21:14 Drew Just realize this is all about addiction and keep your eyes open as this thing evolves.

1:21:19 Caller I'm an addict.

1:21:19 Drew Just mark my words for it.

1:21:21 Adam But have fun meantime and ask Joey if she likes any of the guys.

1:21:26 Caller Joey.

1:21:26 Adam That she's having sex with.

1:21:27 Caller Do you like any of the boys that we're having fun with? Yes, I do. She does.

1:21:32 Adam I get the feeling Joey probably would like to be with one of them alone rather than being a group.

1:21:36 Caller Right. Yeah. Well, she has her time to be along with him. So, it worked out well for her.

1:21:43 Adam All right. Have fun at that reunion. Hey, yeah. Easy. Easy on the booze, baby. It's going to take over soon. All right?

1:21:49 Caller I will.

1:21:50 Adam All right.

1:21:50 Caller Hey, you guys are awesome.

1:21:51 Adam All right. Listen, thank you. And have fun in Junior College. Tell them I said hi over there. Listen, I know my grandmother, when he gave me an earful about you, I got to buy it. My grandmother keeps a list of stuff she wants to talk to me about from the show. It's great. Yeah. My grandmother keeps a list of stuff she disagrees with me about. Then when I go to lunch with her, she goes over the list. Junior College. I went to Junior College. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I know. Your mother, yeah, that's right. Your mother went to Junior College. And your father, he went to Santa Monica. That's right. And how old were you? We were in our 40s. You know, my entire family graduated from college. Average age, college graduation?

1:22:35 Drew 52.

1:22:36 Adam How dare you? 48.

1:22:38 Drew Oh, beg your pardon.

1:22:41 Adam Junior College, please. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with more of the show after this.

1:23:13 Ninety-four, seven, and RK.

1:23:25 Drew Hey, it's Loveline. There we go. I found out I'm going to be in that Men and Women from Mars, Women and Venus show tomorrow. The Civil Shepherd show.

1:23:32 Adam You mean your show airs tomorrow?

1:23:34 Drew My show airs tomorrow.

1:23:35 Adam You already did it?

1:23:36 Drew I did it, yes.

1:23:37 Adam When did you do it?

1:23:38 Drew A few weeks ago. It's a good show.

1:23:41 Adam What time does it air? Syndicated show, right?

1:23:44 Drew Yes, syndicated show. Check your local listings, yeah. This is the Civil Shepherd show. But you know what? It's a show that you and I have talked about for a long time, which is basically politically incorrect about relationships. I mean, it works.

1:23:56 Adam That's our show.

1:23:57 Drew I know. We have two guys in our show and four.

1:24:00 Adam I was going to do, I was asked to do it.

1:24:02 Drew Yeah.

1:24:03 Adam Must have been a couple of weeks back.

1:24:04 Drew Yeah.

1:24:05 Adam But as you know, I based my career on driving.

1:24:07 Drew Yes.

1:24:08 Adam And that shows out here. Out here.

1:24:11 Drew Sony.

1:24:11 Adam Yeah. Oh, no. No way. That's great. I really have a great career, which is, well, I'm in Sherman Oaks working on my house. So where is this? Is it North Hollywood or Sherman Oaks? No, it's over in Culver Studios. What time? Oh, like two or three o'clock. Oh, no, no, no. Too much traffic. Sorry. Nothing personal. This traffic. If it was by me, I'd do it. I'd do it tomorrow. I'd do five of them. I'd do a public access show. It's not the size of the thing. It's the driving part that gets me. And I don't know how it works, but it seems like all the good stuff's in like Santa Monica and Culver City and Westwood and West LA. And if you're, it's bad driving around here. It's really a lot of traffic.

1:24:54 Drew It was fun. It was fun.

1:24:55 Adam Oh, and by the way, speaking of showbiz, the actor strike is just about over.

1:25:00 Drew Any closing comments from you?

1:25:02 Adam Yeah. It's over. It's over. So all you guys, all you actors, can return to work. can return to work. And just make sure you get there early so you can catch the Brush Runch. Brush Runch. The Brunch Rush is what I meant to say. Yes, because you'll be bringing coffee to folks who have jobs. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. Put the Brush Runch on a card, too, so you can back up the articulate one, too, in case something ever happens to that tape.

1:25:34 Thank you.

1:25:35 Adam All right, so you guys can all head back to not working tomorrow. Thank you very much. Fantastic. John, and what happened, by the way, with that actor's strike? Did they get anything?

1:25:44 Drew Yeah, they got most of what they wanted, I think.

1:25:45 Adam Really?

1:25:46 Drew Yeah.

1:25:46 Adam Oh, that's too bad. I like the idea that they wanted people to boycott Procter & Gamble and all the other companies. Yeah, there's a lot of sympathy going out for the actors out there. The working man really sympathizes with the plight of the guys who sit around and eat and do nothing all day and make a ton of money. I know all the Latino guys I work with and pay 12 bucks an hour and barely feed their kids, these guys were talking. I overheard in Spanish they're talking about boycotting Procter & Gamble. Sure, sure, our hearts go out.

1:26:15 Drew John, 19.

1:26:17 Caller John?

1:26:17 Drew John.

1:26:18 Adam Hey. You're 19, what's up?

1:26:21 Caller Me and my girlfriend have been together for about three years now and we've been having sex for about two of the years and the whole time she's not had an orgasm. I'm trying to figure out any way I can help her because I want her to feel the same experiences that I feel and I just want her to be a part of this more than... I don't know what to do. We've tried everything.

1:26:44 Adam Does she care as much as you care?

1:26:47 Caller Yeah. She's given just as much effort and she always... It just never works.

1:26:52 Drew Does she try by herself? Does she try by herself?

1:26:56 Caller She's tried a few times but she does feel uncomfortable doing that though.

1:27:00 Adam Yeah. By herself.

1:27:02 Caller Hmm?

1:27:03 Adam Yeah. She feels uncomfortable by herself.

1:27:05 Caller Yeah. What do you mean? Masturbating or...?

1:27:07 Adam I don't know. Listen, if I'm by myself, I'll put my whole fist in my ass. I don't care. By myself. Count me in. Whatever it is. I'll do the weirdest things in the world. Only women can feel uncomfortable by themselves. I'm home. I'm alone. I'm not comfortable with me and doing what I'm doing to me right now. Guys, guys be doing like a line of coke and putting their other fist in their ass. I've got a bowl. I've got a lamp in my ass. I'm doing a line of coke. I'm whacking off to my grandparent's anniversary shot from the 50th anniversary part. I'm watching tape of that right now. I'm mad. I'm crying. No, I'm wearing a dunce cap while I'm doing it. I've got a Hitler mustache I've taken and put in with the marks a lot. By yourself, fine. I'm always amazed at what women are comfortable with but not uncomfortable by themselves.

1:27:59 Drew But that just shows how different the biology is, so different. It doesn't make sense to them.

1:28:07 Adam You said she was 17?

1:28:09 Caller No, she's only 19.

1:28:10 Drew Oh, 19. By the way, there's some data that does correlate that energy that men have with testosterone levels and in women the same thing. Women that have higher testosterone levels have a greater propensity to masturbate.

1:28:23 Adam All right. So, John, you may be in a... Listen, why don't you get her a vibrator? See if that works.

1:28:31 Caller I don't think she should be very comfortable.

1:28:32 Adam Now, listen. Okay. Hold on a second.

1:28:34 Drew Then you got a problem.

1:28:35 Caller Yeah.

1:28:35 Adam John, then you got a lost cause.

1:28:37 Drew That's a different thing. That's not... I've tried everything. That she's anxious about stuff. Yeah.

1:28:43 Adam If she wants to have an orgasm, yet she's uncomfortable trying... attempting to do things that will give her an orgasm, then she gets no orgasm.

1:28:52 Drew Right.

1:28:53 Adam It's like, I want to be triathlete. I'm not comfortable with the cycling or the swimming aspect of it, but yet I'd really... Nope, you can't be one. You gotta get in the goddamn water and get on the bike, or you don't get to be one. You can't say both. She's uptight and he's freaked out about it.

1:29:07 Drew Should we do any Rock the Vote discussion here? Rock the Vote rather than Rock the Vote.

1:29:11 Adam Yeah, let's all do that, too. Do you want to have that?

1:29:13 Drew I'm going to be here for only a few moments.

1:29:15 Adam Well, it's not like we've discussed it periodically, haven't we? Much as we plug anything else.

1:29:20 Drew Alright.

1:29:20 Adam What happened to the guy who was sleeping? Did he fall off? Is he still there?

1:29:25 Caller He's lost weight since he was a kid.

1:29:27 Adam Oh, yeah. Still so unlocks at night.

1:29:29 Drew Chris.

1:29:30 Adam Well, it's important for us to find out how much you weigh.

1:29:32 Drew I know.

1:29:33 Adam He thinks his uncle is touching his five-year-old sister.

1:29:37 Caller And he's sleeping through this?

1:29:39 Caller Yeah.

1:29:43 Adam I have disdain for people who sleep well because I don't. I get angry with them. I wish I could. You know what I like? I like the guys who snore and then claim they don't snore. Like my partner, Jimmy Kimmel. He does some fairly world-class snoring.

1:30:00 Drew You're so tiny in svelte. I can't understand.

1:30:02 Adam The more hair and the more gut you got, the more snoring you do. And he does some serious snoring, you know? And when we travel sometimes, he's just staying in the same room. We'll stay in the same room. I go, I don't know, Jimmy, you snore. I do not. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I thought I could pull one over on you. I always go, why would I bring it up? Why would I say it? Plus, you know what that guy did? He whacked off in a bathtub once and I was standing in it. So, you know, the honeymoon's over.

1:30:30 Drew He didn't jack off into the tub while he was standing in it. He vacated the tub just after having done that and allowed his partner to walk in there and shower.

1:30:39 Adam We were staying at a motel in Seattle for the Final Four, K-Rock. The mother station here had put us up over there. And K-Rock being K-Rock, by the way, you travel with K-Rock, you fly tower air and they put you up in a motel that is 70 miles out of Seattle. Where the kind where you get woken up at night because the car pulls in and the headlights shine through your window. Oh, Jesus, are they cheap over there? Oh, my God, are they cheap? But anyway, I don't know why Kevin and Bean put up with that. But here's my point. We're bunking up in the same dump way in the outskirts of Seattle. The tub is clogged. He gets in the shower. Then he's done with the shower. Then I get in the shower. I'm standing in the water up to my knee. And he says, be careful. I whacked off in there. Meanwhile, so there's icebergs floating around in that.

1:31:29 Caller Yeah.

1:31:30 Caller You should come work for Rock the Vote.

1:31:32 Adam I really should, shouldn't I?

1:31:33 Caller Yeah. We get our own hotel rooms.

1:31:35 Adam Really?

1:31:35 Caller Yes.

1:31:36 Adam Oh, my God. Is that K-Rock cheap? Oh, my God. Tower Air. Tower Air. You take a bus to the plane. Oh, my God. Okay. I could do 20. I could do an hour on that.

1:31:48 Caller Okay.

1:31:49 Adam Where are we? We're going home.

1:31:50 Caller No.

1:31:51 Adam Kara?

1:31:51 Caller Yeah.

1:31:52 Adam You're 19?

1:31:53 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55 Adam Yeah. You want to have your labia cut?

1:31:58 Caller Well, isn't it called like labiaplasty?

1:32:01 Caller Yeah.

1:32:01 Adam Or something like that. Why? It's too big?

1:32:04 Alison Byrne Fields No. I was just wondering like how common and how safe is it?

1:32:06 Adam What's wrong with yours?

1:32:08 Caller They're just long.

1:32:09 Adam How long?

1:32:10 Drew It's done. I've heard of it being done. It's not terribly common and it's pretty safe.

1:32:15 Adam I have heard of it being done and more and more. There's all sorts of reconstructive stuff going on down there. And if it really, really, really bothers you, maybe you should look into it. But I don't think guys care so much.

1:32:25 Drew They don't care.

1:32:26 Adam And as a matter of fact, they're into it. So thank you. We'll be back.

1:32:35 Caller Loveline was brought to you by Car Toys.

1:32:52 Adam Here is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, and that is the show. Again, Caratop coming in here tomorrow night, and then Insane Clown Posse is coming in the next night. I want to thank Alison Byrne Field for coming in here from Rock the Vote. What can the people do? Can they log on to some kind of Rock the Vote, WWW thing or something?

1:33:14 Caller Yeah, it's too late to register to vote, but those folks who are registered and they're not going to be in town to vote, a lot of this is applicable to a lot of college students. Perhaps they can still apply for an absentee ballot on our website.

1:33:24 Adam Well, I'm sorry, I was going to say we are in probably a lot of cities where states where you still could register to vote.

1:33:32 Caller Most states the deadlines have passed, but they can check out, you can register to vote on our website, you can apply for an absentee ballot, you should check it out at www.rockthevote.org or.com.

1:33:42 Adam Yeah, I don't want to give you any problems, but weren't you saying there was a handful of states or cities...

1:33:46 Caller Yeah, a handful of states. North Dakota, you don't have to register. Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota and New Hampshire, you can do same day registration.

1:33:54 Adam And the other ones probably we've passed.

1:33:56 Caller Yeah, we've passed.

1:33:57 Adam Alright, well, another four years everybody. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Ay! Ay!

1:34:06 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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