Episode 1000754887092

2:00 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

2:11 Voiceover Hey! It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LO. Turn that down. 1-800-LOVE. I knew he turned all the way off. That's what I love about Anderson. See, you tell him to turn down a couple of times, he gets angry, so he turns it all the way up. There you go.

2:34 Drew Now he's paying pence.

2:35 Adam Just down. Just down. Never say off. What's the phone number?

2:40 Voiceover 1-800-LOVE-191. Pax number 310-854-4455.

2:44 That is right.

2:46 Adam I mean, that is Dr. Drew. He's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight our guest will be Kelly Wiglesworth. She is, of course, well, she's the second to last person left in Survivor. She was the last female left in Survivor. And she's scrappy and she got a little bit lost. She navigated her way around the island pretty good, but she's having difficulty finding the studio, as most people are. We don't blame her. So she'll be in here and she'll tell us all about her Survivor experience.

3:19 Drew It's reality TV week for us.

3:20 Adam Reality TV week. I'll tell you something that funny happened to me today. I was hiking through the hills where I live, and I came upon a woman who was standing motionless by a fence, just staring at something. And I was kind of walking, and I didn't know why she was just sort of frozen. And I sort of passed her and I looked, and there was a whole family of deer, mom and dad and the little baby deer, and they're all eating on somebody's lawn, basically. And so we sat there like very quietly because no one wanted to scare them off, you know?

3:57 Drew Right.

3:58 Adam So we like sat there and she kind of looked at me, and I looked at her and we kind of smiled, and we looked back and we both did like the little shh thing, and we sat there. But the deer never went anywhere. And it was funny because it was like we're there for like 10 minutes and I was thinking, you're used to hanging out for as long as the deer are going to hang for, and then the deer spot you and break, and then you get on with your life.

4:21 Drew You were doing too good of a job.

4:22 Adam You don't want to abandon the deer though, but it's like it was funny. It was like 10 minutes. And I was like, all right, well, screw it. I'm moving on.

4:33 Drew You just left.

4:33 Adam I just left.

4:34 Drew Yeah.

4:35 Adam And the deer just stood there and it was kind of a weird scene because I'd never had that experience. I just figured you waited out until they make their move and they always make their move. These deers, they called our bluff and we stood there like idiots. And she got bored in life too.

4:49 Drew That's nice.

4:50 Adam Yeah. Turns out they were fiberglass. No, they were there. But it was funny. It was like at minute number eight. I thought to myself, hey, if I never see another deer in my life, I'll be fine. Yeah. I've got my whole deer fill.

5:04 Drew I remember growing up in LA when they had that Japanese deer park.

5:07 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. Deer garden.

5:09 Drew Deer garden. Thousands of deer.

5:11 Adam That's right. And they got hepatitis or something. They all died.

5:14 Drew It still happened.

5:15 Adam Yeah. There was a place called Japanese Gardens.

5:19 Drew Japanese Deer Park.

5:20 Adam Japanese Deer Park. It was out and like, oh, there was also like Lion Country Safari, which sounded...

5:27 Drew Now they just call it Irvine Meadows.

5:28 Adam Yeah. But could you imagine investing in that?

5:30 Drew Yeah.

5:31 Adam Hey, we got this great plan. What is it? We take a bunch of wild animals, lions mostly, and we let them run around this big fenced area. And what do people do? Look through the fence? No, they drive their car through them.

5:43 Drew Oh, that's right.

5:44 Adam Oh, yeah, that sounds right. Okay, no problem. How much do you need? That's going to be real money, man.

5:49 Yeah, we charge eight bucks a car.

5:51 Yeah.

5:53 Adam You got lions running around Borneo Park. And these deer, they had this Japanese Deer Garden, and I think they got hepatitis and died or something. But they also had a dove cage with like 5,000 doves. And I won it when I was nine and got crapped on by one of the doves. And do you remember that? Do you remember the deer garden, Japanese Deer Garden or the dove park or any of that?

6:15 Drew You remember that? It was by Knott's Berry Farm.

6:18 Adam Yeah, it was out there. I don't know how it works, but somebody designated, I grew up in North Hollywood and someone said, there was some sort of mandate when I was born. Nothing of any interest can be within a 50-mile radius of Adam's house. There can be no amusement parks. And it was always the best excuse. Yeah, because my dad was going to be goddamned if he was going to haul his ass, and especially driving a Volkswagen Squareback that barely ran or caught on fire every third time he started it up. There was no way he was hauling us out to Anaheim. That was impossible. He might as well have tunneled to Anaheim. Really, really. My lame parents, they didn't drive me anywhere. Forget Anaheim. Forget Disneyland. Forget Buena Park. Forget Knott's Berry Farm. Magic Mountain was. There wasn't even a freeway built out there yet. I mean, that was like the Donner Pass getting through there. You know, my dad would wait till summer before we attempted that in the square back. He wasn't going to try it during the winter months. No way. So there was nothing near me. And I don't know how that figured. And I want to know what would happen if we moved to Anaheim. I'm sure Disneyland would have had to move to North Hollywood. Or my dad would have had to trade the car in for a Pogo stick. Or something would have foiled me there, too. But it was always impossible. One time when I was 16, I got my driver's license. I took my dad's car and I took a date. And we drove to Disneyland. And we pulled up in the parking lot and there was a big sign on the marquee that said, Fireman Day. All firemen.

7:57 Drew Only?

7:58 Adam Only.

7:58 Caller Oh.

8:00 Adam Only firemen in gays or something. It was like firemen in paramedics or something. Turned around and drove home. There you go, everybody.

8:09 Drew Painful childhood you had.

8:10 Adam I know. Liz? It wasn't even a childhood. It really was. It was an adulthood. I was robbed. Liz, you're 33.

8:17 Caller What's up?

8:18 Fear of eating and sleeping with boyfriends for fear of passing gas.

8:22 Adam Oh, really? I had some good stuff working earlier tonight.

8:26 I'm sure you can help me, Adam.

8:27 Adam I really did.

8:28 Drew Wait, wait. You won't eat around guys?

8:30 Caller I'm very nervous about it.

8:31 Drew Eating around guys.

8:33 Adam And sleeping because you know you'll let one fly.

8:36 Drew By sleeping, you mean having sex with?

8:38 Adam No. Sleeping, you goofball.

8:40 Drew How about during sex?

8:41 Adam No.

8:41 Drew No. That's not a problem. No.

8:43 Adam No. You know what happens when you sleep, you forget where you are.

8:47 Drew You need to relax.

8:47 Adam You let it go. Absolutely. It wakes you up and then you realize someone's next to you. You always make some comment. Oh, there you go. Just in case.

8:59 Drew Nice.

9:00 Caller My God.

9:01 Adam Just in case they woke up, you can pretend like you weren't holding that bag.

9:05 Drew Right.

9:06 Adam You didn't get caught. Listen, guys don't care about that.

9:09 Caller They don't?

9:10 Drew No.

9:10 Adam Just, yeah.

9:12 Caller What if it's stinky?

9:13 Adam Let me tell you something.

9:14 Drew I think guys are sort of impressed with that. Enamored with it, right?

9:17 Adam You fart in front of a guy and if he's straight, he'll fart back at you within just a few seconds. That's how guys work. Absolutely.

9:25 Afterlier.

9:26 Adam Don't worry about it, Liz. You're fine.

9:28 You know, I live in Sausalito, Adam.

9:30 I heard you came through and wish you lived here and I wish I knew you came through.

9:34 Adam Yeah, it's beautiful country up there. Yeah.

9:37 Lovely.

9:38 Drew You just had an earthquake?

9:39 Caller No, until we have one.

9:40 Adam Yeah, you're fine.

9:41 Drew We have them down here too.

9:42 Adam All right.

9:42 Caller Thanks.

9:43 Adam All right. Enjoy. Bye-bye. It seems almost too sane to live in a place like Sausalito. Kelly has joined us from Survivor.

9:50 Kelly Wiglesworth What's up?

9:51 Adam Hey.

9:51 I made it.

9:54 Kelly Wiglesworth I got lost.

9:56 Adam Drew is on Big Brother, but I never watched that show. But Survivor, I was very much into.

10:01 Kelly Wiglesworth What did you think?

10:02 Adam I really enjoyed it. It was really, it took me a while to get warmed up on it. But I got drawn into it. And I think the challenges, the events, the events really got me going. And yeah, yeah, I like the, you know, the I like the one where they had the pylons out in the ocean and everyone had to run across those thin planks and get to the end.

10:24 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:25 Adam Before or get there first, the totem pole hold that you did. Yeah, it was you at the end with that, right?

10:32 Drew Rudy.

10:33 Adam Oh, that was crazy. That was so my shoulder started hurting and I was just masturbating. I wasn't holding anything.

10:42 Drew Yeah.

10:44 Adam How many hours did you end up? If anyone doesn't know, it was the final challenge, right?

10:49 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, that was the last one.

10:50 Adam And there was just three people left on the island. And the idea was everyone had to keep contact with this pole with one hand or could you switch hands?

10:58 Kelly Wiglesworth One hand and you couldn't move your hand from where you had it gripped. I mean, you could sort of release a finger or two, but you couldn't slide it around, change positions and things like that.

11:11 Adam You could sort of shift your body around, but you had to keep contact with this pole.

11:15 Kelly Wiglesworth You were sort of at a lean. You were kind of at a little bit of an angle. So, it was all about. And I actually, when Jeff first suggested that we stand up and rotate, I was kind of getting sassy with him. I said, no, I didn't think that was fair. I thought the whole point of the game was because we were allowed to walk up and choose which stump we could stand on. So, I thought, well, hell, you should have. The sun started coming out. It was beating down in Rudy's face but hitting my back. And that's why they suggested that we switch. But I figured that was part of the game. You should have chosen, you know, where to stand for the get-go.

11:49 Adam How many hours were you hung on to that thing?

11:53 Kelly Wiglesworth Over four, like four hours and ten minutes or something nuts like that.

11:56 Adam See, I think, you know, there's a lot of things where men, physical things where men have a leg up on women, but not that kind of stuff.

12:04 Kelly Wiglesworth Not standing there.

12:05 Adam Women have endurance and they're very spiteful and vindictive. They can, they can. We're stubborn. Well, looking at this, you could be pissed off at a friend of yours for borrowing a sweater from like eighth grade, right?

12:16 Kelly Wiglesworth Not me, no, I don't hold a grudge.

12:17 Adam But a lot of women, women can keep that going for 30, 40 years. You can certainly hang on to a log for- Yeah, I think a lot of men can too, though. No, no.

12:23 Kelly Wiglesworth No, you're saying no, no men?

12:25 Adam No, here's the thing about guys. Their attention span is shorter. They don't have the endurance, I'll give you an example. Go to the gym. You see women running on that goddamn treadmill, they've been on it for four hours. Just guys go 18 minutes or something, and then they start going baddie. They start going loopy. It's not that they're not strong enough to do it, it's just they can't handle it. They got to go work out, they got to go pump something, they got to break something, they got to make some noise, they got to watch TV, something has to be done. Women are able to do that. Would you shut up Anderson? I have no idea. All right, so now what did you get for second place? Or did you get second place?

13:06 Drew Poking the eye.

13:08 Adam Or did Rudy get second place?

13:10 Kelly Wiglesworth No, Rich and I were there 39 days.

13:12 Drew She banished Rudy.

13:14 Adam That's right. Yes.

13:15 Kelly Wiglesworth I sent him up the river. No, I got a hundred grand.

13:18 Adam Oh, that's pretty good.

13:19 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, it went down. Rich with the big mill, I got a hundred grand, and then I think Rudy got 80 and so on down, I think.

13:27 Adam Right.

13:28 Kelly Wiglesworth So on down the pay scale.

13:29 Adam Oh, did Rudy got 80?

13:30 Kelly Wiglesworth Everybody got something. Everyone made money depending on when they were voted off. So the pay scale started the winner million, but that wasn't really played up too much. They wanted it to be sort of winner takes all, but we were all compensated for it.

13:45 Adam Right. What was your one item that you took with you?

13:51 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, I took my bead bag, which essentially wasn't a one item. It was a corduroy bag full of beads and fishing wire and hooks and sewing kit and stuff like that because I make jewelry and things like that. But I was figuring, I didn't know, we actually ended up with an emergency box that had fishing hooks and wire and stuff like that, but we had no knowledge that we were going to get that. So I figured I could use stuff to fish and lashing.

14:18 Drew Why was the fishing thing so hard for people?

14:20 Kelly Wiglesworth It was like the Twilight Zone, man. You couldn't, it was so stinking hot. I mean the water was like probably I would say like 72 degrees. So just as humans, the fish hide out during the hottest part of the day. So the key time to fish was in the morning and at night around the reefs. And we went out and tried to just jig fish and cast lines and just didn't work. We caught crabs and things like that and some like skates. I ain't that a bitch.

14:49 Adam But Rich had to go out and like do the spearing.

14:53 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, that was the only way to really catch the fish around there was spearing and it was very difficult.

14:58 Adam And he was catching like sand sharks and starfish and stuff.

15:01 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh yeah, we had a nurse. We had a nurse shark and we had lobster. And he was catching some grub.

15:07 Adam Yeah.

15:08 Kelly Wiglesworth He was catching some good stuff. Ray, the ray was so good. The sting ray was actually the best thing. Yeah, it was really good, surprisingly. Oh, really?

15:17 Adam Those little sting rays, those little sand ones?

15:21 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah. Well, some of them were quite big, but the smaller ones, they were called like blue angel rays or something. They had this bright iridescent blue.

15:29 Adam Who would have guessed the gay guy was going to go out and spear dinner?

15:34 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, see, we thought he was full of it.

15:36 Adam He's got to be bi.

15:37 He can't be gay with that kind of manly.

15:41 Drew Wait, you thought he's full of it. Why?

15:42 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, because he had gone on and on. I guess I can hold this, huh? He had bragged and gone on and on about how he grew up on the ocean and he was going to catch all these fish. Nobody was catching fish and he was just sucking as bad as any of us, so we were kind of like, all right, dude, you're full of it. But then once we got the spear, bam, he caught Ray's that night.

16:04 Adam Did you eat rat?

16:06 Kelly Wiglesworth No, our team never ate rat. We had the fish thing happening. We caught rat. I set the traps the first night there and we had rat the next day, but it was just too much of a pain in the butt, man. It's like, first of all, they stink to high hell when you try and gut them. And it's, you know, you gut it and bone it. And then it's this tiny little thing.

16:25 Adam You had sex with the rat?

16:27 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, you know, bone down.

16:29 Adam You know, I know it's like it's easy to sit home when you've just eaten and you're watching TV and you're going, Oh, I would never in a billion years. But I guess if you got hungry enough, you'd be down with it.

16:42 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, yeah, totally. You'd be surprised what your ration.

16:45 Adam I mean, what you got to survive off of was just the rice, right?

16:49 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, we had actually we jumped off ship. There was crates of fruit and things. There was stuff that was sort of we couldn't decide whether it was proper or not. That was on the boat that, you know, two minutes before we jumped off, they said, Hey, look around, grab what you want. Let's go. And there was actually baskets with some fruit. And then we had our supply box that each team received. And that had canned stuff in it, like funky Malaysian canned spam, which, I mean, you know, I don't know about American spam.

17:17 Drew Where was that bar they took you to? Was that just a pure set? That was it?

17:21 Kelly Wiglesworth No, that was on the other side of the island.

17:22 Drew That was a bar?

17:23 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, no, it wasn't.

17:24 It was a set.

17:25 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, no, it wasn't either. It was the other side of the island where the crew, that was the crew's barracks. It's part of a national park. So, they had built picnic awnings, but that was sort of the crew's mess hall. That was where their kitchen was. They had a little bar and actually when they first landed, they put up that neon Survivor bar. So, that was for the crew.

17:49 Adam You know the thing that's so ironic too is those crew guys are eating like Henry VIII on the other side of the island. Really?

17:57 Kelly Wiglesworth Really, they didn't because it was all-

17:59 Drew Wait a minute.

18:00 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, the only time they ate good, the only time they ate good decently was when they went back to the mainland.

18:07 Drew We have never been around a TV show.

18:09 Adam But you know, weren't those guys sucking on like a couple of Kudos bars or something?

18:14 Kelly Wiglesworth They had the only thing they had that was- No, they never ate anything Tognus. That was a very strict rule that they never- I mean, not even chewing gum. They couldn't. But the only thing they had that was special was they had power bars shipped in. See, these are all people that crew that worked for the Eco Challenge. And it's tough. You know, they're not eating fat buffet behind the cameras. They're running around. They're active. So actually, on their side, they had Malaysian cooks that cooked for them. And they had rice every day, just like we did. And then they had like fish head stew and oxtail soup, which is Malaysian delicacy, but you know, real nasty. But they had peanut butter and power bars, so they can't complain.

18:55 Adam I would have, my one thing I would have brought would be laminated porn. You know, like a laminated Jugs magazine.

19:02 Kelly Wiglesworth They probably wouldn't let you.

19:03 Adam I could have used that thing for some bartering, though.

19:06 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, really. Who wants to?

19:06 Adam I'm thinking about, you know, day number 35, and I'm the guy in the office with the, on the island with the porn. All right, Jennifer? Year 19?

19:16 Caller Yes.

19:17 Adam What's up?

19:18 Caller My boyfriend likes to call chat lines and eggs mails to send them videos.

19:26 Drew Men?

19:27 Caller Yeah. Hmm.

19:28 Adam Are you a girl?

19:30 Caller Yes.

19:30 Adam Really?

19:31 Caller Yes.

19:33 Adam What's your nationality?

19:35 Caller I'm black.

19:36 Drew What's up with you there with this guy?

19:38 Caller Well, he's nice. That's the only flaw that he has.

19:42 Drew He likes men.

19:43 Kelly Wiglesworth His only flaw is he's gay.

19:45 Drew Well, let's go. You guys, you know Adam.

19:48 Adam Yeah. You know, the only flaw with the Challenger shuttle is that it blew up. That was it. Other than that, it was a perfect vessel. If it weren't for those O-rings, I'll tell you.

20:00 Drew But did you know the gay lifestyle if it weren't for the peanut speed?

20:03 Adam Yeah. Hey, Jennifer?

20:05 Caller Yes.

20:05 Adam He's into guys though. So that's a little bit of a deal breaker.

20:09 Caller No. He's never been with a guy. He likes watching videos.

20:14 Adam With guys?

20:15 Kelly Wiglesworth Are you sure he's never? I mean, how are you sure he's never been with a guy?

20:18 Caller Well, I mean, I confronted him about it.

20:21 Drew What's he say?

20:23 Caller He says the video is the only thing that he has.

20:28 Drew But he has clearly a desire to be with guys. He hasn't quite come to terms with that yet.

20:33 Caller But he says he doesn't desire to be with them.

20:36 Kelly Wiglesworth Why does he desire to watch them?

20:38 Adam Oh, there's not a, let me explain something. Heterosexual guys are nauseated by gay porn. I mean, they have a physical reaction. It's like a woman seeing a pony decapitated or something. Even worse. I've walked in, and it always takes a second to process. It happens at the porn store. I've said this before. I'm thinking about suing a class-action lawsuit against all porn stores, which is, they don't divide the gay section and the straight section. It bleeds into it. It's along that big 40-foot wall. So you're walking, and you're looking, and you're kind of like tunnel vision. You're walking sideways, and it's like, oh, yeah, milk and maids and pregnant mamas and big jugs. And you're walking, you're walking, we're looking good, new releases, looking good, looking good. And then you get to the gay section, and it takes a second to process. You're like, oh, that dude's hung. Oh, oh, must be like a gang bang. Oh, wait a minute, no vagina. Oh, that's an asshole.

21:37 Caller Oh, Jesus, no. Oh, Christ.

21:39 Kelly Wiglesworth You've crossed over into the zone.

21:41 Adam No. And then it's like, it's like, now you got to get it out of you. Like when someone farts and you breathe it in, and then you try to blow it back, you go, shh. I got to run back into the big jug section and like dive into it. And like flail around in the videos. Yeah. But straight guys are repulsed by gay porn.

22:06 Ask Rudy.

22:07 Adam Oh yeah. Rudy. Rudy was great. The gays. We got the big gay guys rocking around naked. He's hunting for fish.

22:17 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, you know, he's an equal opportunity offender. So at least he's covered all places. He's not leaving anybody out at least.

22:28 Adam He was great.

22:28 Drew You have the two daughters that you?

22:29 Kelly Wiglesworth No, that's Jenna.

22:30 Drew Jenna, that's right.

22:31 Adam Come on, Drew. We'll edit that out of the show. Okay, here's the point. This guy's not to be trusted. He's looking at gay porn. And of course, he's going to say to you, his girlfriend.

22:40 Drew He doesn't mean it. Many young gay males don't want to be gay. They wish they weren't gay. They will fight against it like crazy. But this is an awfully telling symptom.

22:49 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, that's a big sign.

22:51 Adam Julie.

22:52 Yeah, hi.

22:53 Adam What's up? You're 21.

22:56 Caller I've been thinking about getting breast implants. I was just wondering if there's any health concern I should be worried about.

23:03 Drew Well, it's a big operation and obviously bleeding, anesthesia, infection.

23:07 Kelly Wiglesworth It all depends on what you're getting.

23:09 Adam What size are you now?

23:11 Caller I'm probably 32B.

23:14 Adam Yeah, that's all right.

23:17 Kelly Wiglesworth What do you want to get to?

23:18 Caller Well, the thing is, I work out a lot.

23:20 I lift weight.

23:22 Caller So the more I work out, the smaller the size I get. So it's just been an option that I've been thinking about.

23:29 Adam Are you going crazy with the weight lifting?

23:31 Caller No, no, not at all.

23:33 Okay, baby, don't get defensive.

23:35 Kelly Wiglesworth I mean, how big do you want to go? How big is your frame?

23:41 Drew Don't get Adam going now.

23:43 Caller About 110, I guess.

23:44 Drew 110?

23:45 All right.

23:46 Adam Listen, most guys, they don't care that much. I don't trust those guys. I don't like those guys. But most guys don't care that much. They really don't. I mean, this may be for you and for the television version of guys, but most guys don't really care that much. Okay.

24:04 Kelly Wiglesworth I think you should just do with what you're comfortable with yourself. I think the way medical improvements are going, there's a lot of safe options to do. But just don't hurt yourself. Don't get... Because you see these chicks that are just real tiny with this huge, and you know they're going to have back problems. Just don't... Minka. Minka. Yeah. Don't get out of your frame. But I think if it's something you want, that's going to make you feel better about yourself and stuff. Just as long as it's natural and healthy within your frame.

24:31 Drew Was that a thick skin?

24:32 Adam Go for it. She said, I don't want to do it.

24:35 Drew Come on.

24:35 Caller I have a huge breast and I'm skinny. I'm not fat. I'm number one Asian big boob queen.

24:41 Adam My doctor tell me my skin thick. I can handle more saline.

24:46 Caller You know why men like me?

24:47 Adam Because I'm skinny and I have big boobs. I'm not fat. I'm very skinny.

24:53 Caller Look, feel my bony shin.

24:56 Adam Feel it against your groin. I'm number one Asian big boob queen. Anderson, get on that computer and find a picture of Minka. You'll go nuts. You can't do it.

25:06 Drew Somebody he ran into.

25:07 Adam Anne, you got to see Minka. Have you seen Minka?

25:10 Drew I've never seen Minka.

25:10 Adam You guys never seen Minka?

25:11 Drew No.

25:12 Adam You've seen Minka.

25:13 Drew No. Maybe you have.

25:14 Adam Somebody fax in a picture of Minka. What is the fax?

25:17 Drew 310-854-4455.

25:20 Adam You'll realize why she's the number one Asian big boob queen when you see her. Yeah, I saw her in a club and she was very rough. I don't care about money. I'm not in this for money. I don't need money. You'll pay now. That was her thing. 150 bucks. All right.

25:35 Caller My number one, Oriental big boob queen.

25:39 Adam I don't know. I could barely understand her. All right. Hey, Julie, here's the deal though. If you get that breast job done, don't do it for other people. Okay. Do it for me. Okay?

25:52 Drew All right, Julie.

25:53 Adam All right.

25:53 Drew Thanks.

25:54 Adam All right.

25:56 Drew Let's keep moving.

25:57 Adam All right. Want to go to break?

25:59 Drew Yeah.

26:00 Adam Kelly's here from Survivor. She almost made that million bucks. As it is, she made 100 grand. How much was taken out in taxes just so?

26:09 Kelly Wiglesworth None yet.

26:10 Adam Oh. What do they say?

26:11 What do they think?

26:14 Kelly Wiglesworth I put it away in the bank and hopefully it's making friends.

26:19 Adam Didn't someone tell you what to expect?

26:22 Kelly Wiglesworth I had no idea. I figured they were going to take taxes out and I just-

26:25 Adam And they never did?

26:26 Kelly Wiglesworth No, a lot of zeros. And they just said, here you go, have at it later.

26:29 Adam Nobody consulted you, nobody said, hey, don't spend all that. You're going to owe 40 grand?

26:34 Kelly Wiglesworth No, I just actually have a cousin who's a financial advisor who I just sent it all to and he's taking care of it.

26:42 Adam Because I got to believe that you're in for 44, 45 grand out of that.

26:47 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, definitely.

26:48 Adam Easily. Yeah, because Uncle Sam earned that one. Oh, yeah. They're right there on the island eating rat.

26:53 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah.

26:53 Adam All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.

26:56 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

27:34 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kelly is joining us tonight from Survivor. Kelly was, well, up there until the very end. She got herself 100 grand because of it, and really scrappy. I mean, when I saw that totem pole grab, I said, there's a woman. That's a woman with her self. But, you know what, I kept thinking, here's, you know, you watch it, Joe, and you just think about all your sort of Achilles heels, like what you would personally need. I figured I'd be walking around with like a white head on my neck for the entire show. You know, like I figured I'd get a zit on day number one, and I'd never see a mirror or anything, and I'd just be walking around with a zit on my forehead.

28:21 Kelly Wiglesworth Somebody would have got it for you.

28:22 Adam Would someone get it for you?

28:23 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, we did a bit of that.

28:25 Adam You turn into monkeys, right?

28:26 Caller Yeah, I mean, you sort of lose inhibitions that way.

28:31 Adam Was there a mirror anywhere?

28:32 Could you ever look?

28:34 Kelly Wiglesworth There was a mirror one time, I believe it was, it was the day Colleen was voted off, I think, I don't know, day 33 or something, but there was just a mini challenge, just a reward thing where we all went and looked in a full-length mirror and guessed how much weight we thought we lost, and whoever got the closest, we stepped on a scale afterwards, won like a bar of chocolate or something, and that was the first time we saw a mirror in 30-some-odd days, it was freaky.

29:04 Adam Oh my god. Yeah, because I don't know, I got to do a certain amount of the days dedicated toward like picking at myself, you know what I mean? Like ingrown hair on my neck, get a little needle and pick it out of there, grab some tweezers and yank something, you know? I think a certain, everyone does that. You go to bed, you look in the mirror for a while, and you find that little white head, that little black head, a little piece of dead skin, a little scab, whatever you got on you, that little crust at your lip.

29:33 Drew Especially when you got that cash register you're working on.

29:35 Adam Oh yeah, yeah. When you're literally a millionaire and this is the cash register and I'm now pointing at my face, it's important that the cash register be pristine, you see? Because this is my livelihood. You see this, Kelly, right here? This is how I make my money. You see it?

29:47 Kelly Wiglesworth It's very nice.

29:48 Adam It's ironic that I'm explaining that on radio. But yeah, and not having a mirror, I just figure like I'd have big hair sticking out of my nostril or something.

29:58 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, you know, luckily we all sort of, you know, Yeah, we looked out for each other and, you know, there were some things you couldn't really control, like people.

30:06 Adam Yeah, bikini wax.

30:08 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, that was.

30:08 Adam Well, what about that? You walk around in a bikini the whole time.

30:10 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, luckily Sean brought shaving cream.

30:15 Adam Oh really?

30:16 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, to shave his chest.

30:19 Adam His chest?

30:19 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, he shaved his chest every day to council, he shaved his chest.

30:25 Adam Oh my God.

30:25 Drew I don't know.

30:26 We're doing it wrong.

30:27 Drew We've got to shave our chest out. That's the new thing.

30:29 Adam Wow, listen, it's a weird dude thing and I've talked about this before. What goes on is now all guys like shave themselves, so women sort of expect guys to be that way.

30:42 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, I think, I wouldn't trust a guy who shaved himself. You know, except for his face, any other shaving going on, that's just not manly.

30:49 Well, I mean, maybe his ass, but, of course, that's only natural.

30:54 Drew You prune that.

30:54 Adam But when a guy, thank you, but when a guy, so now when a guy is like normal, and I guess you women complain about this with your bikini line, but when a guy is like a normal guy with some chest hair and stuff, he's looked at as freakish now because everyone else.

31:09 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, no, very sexy.

31:09 Adam Oh, really?

31:10 Kelly Wiglesworth Very sexy, yeah, very manly.

31:12 Adam Let's do a little shot of what I got.

31:13 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know about guys. I want to see.

31:15 Drew I want to throw a shirt off here in a second.

31:16 Adam I'll give you a little chest hair. My balls look like the chin of an old China man. Who said that? David?

31:25 Drew Hey.

31:27 Adam You're 17. What's up?

31:28 Caller What's up, Adam?

31:29 Adam Hey.

31:31 Caller Adam from President.

31:32 Adam Thank you. I'm going to show Kelly my chest hair in a minute.

31:36 Caller Kelly, I was really wishing that you would win because Richard was an asshole.

31:42 Kelly Wiglesworth I was hoping I'd win, too.

31:43 Adam Thanks.

31:45 Caller Actually, I told that-

31:46 Drew What was Han's second, David? What was with Sue?

31:49 Kelly Wiglesworth What is with Sue?

31:50 Drew What the hell was up? I mean, I thought you guys were quasi-friendly.

31:57 Kelly Wiglesworth We were actually very good friends, really close friends, and I confided in her and she did me wrong. She stabbed me in the back, and it was just sort of weird how I came to her and said, Hey, I don't like this alliance. I don't like- It's not fun with the game anymore. And she said, Okay, well, you know, don't tell Rich because he'll get you voted off. And pretty much essentially that day, she went and told Rich that, you know, I didn't-

32:27 Drew But then why did she come down on you?

32:28 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know. It's really weird because you see it in the show how, you know, every episode she's, I can't wait to get her off the island and I'm not going to let you get any further. And then she stands up there and is like, well, I was going to, you know, sit there and lose next to you and you betrayed me. And it's just, it's kind of whacked really.

32:47 Drew I thought I was missing something.

32:48 Caller Yeah, yeah.

32:50 Kelly Wiglesworth You're not. I don't think you're the one who's missing something.

32:53 Adam Yeah.

32:54 Kelly Wiglesworth Anyway.

32:55 Adam All right. Well, you got your under brand.

32:57 David?

32:58 Caller Yeah, well, I told that lady a lie because she didn't answer my question the first time.

33:02 Drew What's your question?

33:03 Caller Well, I was taking an ass, right?

33:05 Drew You were doing what?

33:06 Caller I was taking an ass as Adam would call it.

33:08 Drew Oh.

33:08 Adam Oh, yeah. Crap, right?

33:10 Drew Number two.

33:11 Caller Right?

33:12 Caller I went to wipe and then I saw like a little white worm and I was wondering what that was.

33:17 Drew Oh, how interesting.

33:18 Adam Fascinating. Send it in. Drew put it in his memory glass.

33:23 Drew You need to see a doctor about that because worldwide, that's a common problem. You've been down to Mexico at all?

33:28 Caller No.

33:29 Drew But it could be whipworm, pinworm, ascaris. There's various-

33:35 Caller That's a nice name.

33:36 Drew Oh, there's all kinds of stronteloides and all kinds of good stuff out there you can get.

33:39 Adam You sure? Have you walked barefoot around any elephant dung?

33:45 Drew What are you going after?

33:46 Caller No.

33:47 Adam Yes, stronteloides. Yeah, that's what I figured. Hey, David?

33:50 Caller Yeah.

33:51 Adam Yeah. So you really saw a worm? Was it alive?

33:54 Caller Yeah, it was moving. It was a centimeter long. It was really small.

33:58 Adam Did you-

33:58 Caller It was just white.

33:59 Adam It was probably a pinworm. Did you freak a little bit?

34:02 Caller Did I what?

34:02 Adam Freak out a little bit?

34:03 Caller Yeah, I was like, whoa. I actually said it. All right.

34:07 Adam Yeah, you got to go to the doctor. Should you go to doctor or vet?

34:09 Drew No, doctor. They're usually pretty easy to treat this stuff, most of these things.

34:13 Caller What can I get it from?

34:15 Drew Eating other people's stool.

34:17 Adam Yeah.

34:17 Kelly Wiglesworth You know, the usual.

34:20 Drew Some of it's household contact.

34:22 Adam Yeah. Or stool contact. Were you at a wedding or bar mitzvah over the weekend? Were you might come in contact with someone else's stool? No.

34:30 Caller Strangely, I was at a wedding, but I didn't come in contact.

34:32 Adam Ah-ha. See.

34:33 Kelly Wiglesworth That's what it is.

34:34 Adam Almost 75 percent of American contacting stool happens during functions. New Year's, I think weddings are number one, bar mitzvah is number two, and then New Year's celebration is number three. I don't know. They can't explain it either. Phenomenal. There's something about formal attire. That makes you want to. Stool contact. Yeah. Again, no explanation. But those, how did I know? How did I know he was at a wedding?

34:59 Drew What can you say? How can you argue with that?

35:00 Adam You can argue with that. Laura?

35:03 Yeah?

35:04 Adam You're 17.

35:05 Caller Yeah.

35:06 Adam What is up?

35:07 Caller Okay. First of all, I just want to say that I love your show. And even though you might think that you're talking to retards, as you put it, sometimes it really does affect people's lives.

35:17 Caller Right.

35:18 Adam The retards.

35:18 Caller Yeah.

35:20 Okay.

35:21 Caller Well, I made a lot of trouble. I had sex with my boyfriend about a month ago, and now I'm pregnant. But when I went over to tell him at his house, I found out that he had gone off to college when he told me that he wasn't for another year.

35:43 Drew How does that happen?

35:45 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh yeah.

35:45 Caller How did it happen?

35:46 Drew He's your boyfriend, and one day he disappears?

35:48 Kelly Wiglesworth He just split?

35:50 Caller He told me that he was just going to hang around my town for a while until he got his life in order. He told me he wasn't going to go off to college because he had just graduated from high school.

36:02 Drew How could that be a boyfriend?

36:03 Adam He said he was going to hang around your town for a while?

36:06 Drew This is just the guy you slept with once.

36:07 Caller He was going to stay with his parents for a while.

36:09 Adam This is the guy that raped you at the public pool, right?

36:12 Drew Something like that.

36:13 Caller No.

36:14 Drew It's the guy you slept with once, or twice.

36:16 Caller No.

36:16 Adam This is not your boyfriend.

36:18 Caller This is actually the first time we had ever had sex. I was a virgin, actually, before that.

36:23 Adam Right. OK.

36:24 Drew Why didn't you, not to rub this in, but why didn't you use protection?

36:27 We did.

36:28 Drew What did you use?

36:29 We used a condom.

36:31 Drew And you knew that it broke at the time?

36:34 Caller I didn't know that it had broken. I saw it afterwards, and it didn't look like it was broken.

36:40 Drew You're sure you're pregnant?

36:42 Caller I took a couple of those home pregnancies tests, and four of them came out positive.

36:48 Adam Okay.

36:48 Caller Four of them.

36:50 Adam Four out of the 132?

36:52 Drew No.

36:53 Adam So you're pregnant, and this guy, though, he wasn't your boyfriend.

36:57 Caller We were going out for like two years, though, and I trusted him.

37:01 Adam But you were going out for two years? You didn't know he was going to college?

37:05 Caller He just split.

37:06 Adam He didn't know he got you pregnant.

37:08 Caller That isn't really the problem, though.

37:10 Adam Well, it is sort of, because we got to get at the truth first, because you're living in a fantasy world. If this guy doesn't know he got you pregnant, he's your boyfriend for two years, why would he just skip out on you?

37:26 Caller I don't know.

37:28 Adam You don't know? I don't know what he would say.

37:31 Caller What?

37:32 Adam What do you think he would say?

37:35 Caller Why he left you? Well, at this point, I mean, I just...

37:39 Drew Laura, you haven't thought this...

37:40 Caller No longer my boyfriend, I can tell you that.

37:41 Drew Yeah, but what would he say is the reason he didn't say goodbye to you?

37:46 Caller I think he lied.

37:48 Drew Yeah, but why?

37:49 Caller I don't know.

37:51 Adam Laura, let me explain something about life. It's gonna be hell. You're gonna walk around bumping into things.

37:57 Drew Take your raincoat.

37:58 Adam You're gonna show up to stores on Sunday night at four in the morning and wanna know why they're not open. Life's gonna be very difficult and very confusing unless you start asking some questions and doing some like deductive reasoning. I can't believe that you guys were having a boyfriend and girlfriend two-year relationship and that this guy just never said a word and just went off to college somewhere.

38:21 Drew Unless there's something, some big piece of this puzzle missing.

38:24 Adam Is there anything missing that we need to know about?

38:28 Caller Um, he didn't tell me anything about going off to college.

38:33 Adam Aha.

38:34 Caller But, but, okay, but that's not really, I mean, it is a problem, but that's not my real concern. Right.

38:39 Adam All right. Well, okay. Well, as long as we got to the bottom of it, I feel satisfied.

38:43 Caller My family is very, very, very religious, and my father, even though he's a good man, he's made it very clear that, um...

38:52 Adam Are you a religious person?

38:54 Caller I am religious.

38:54 Adam Yeah, you know why I know you're religious?

38:56 Drew No question.

38:57 Adam Religious people are stupid. They don't ask questions. It's like, hey, the world is 2,000 years old, and God's your father, and you go to a place lying there with the streets are paved with gold. Yeah, okay. Bye-bye. And you know, you stop asking questions, and then you get dumb.

39:11 Caller I'm a very smart person.

39:14 Hold on a second.

39:15 Adam Hold on a second. Laura, I'll grant you with not stupid, because I'm in a good mood, but if you're very smart, then we're like alien lifeforms. The rest of us have to be considered lifeforms from future. From the future.

39:30 Drew Giant brains.

39:32 Adam Like giant heads. Yeah, there's no way you could be very smart.

39:36 Kelly Wiglesworth So what's your goal here? I mean, are you trying to find the father? Are you trying to break it to your family? What's your next move?

39:44 Drew Trying to arrange an abortion, an adoption?

39:46 Caller You see, that's my problem.

39:47 Kelly Wiglesworth You don't know what to do with that.

39:48 Caller Whether or not I should get an abortion because...

39:50 Adam Oh, yes. I mean, that's what...

39:53 Caller My father has made it very clear that if I live with... I have two sisters and if any of us get pregnant, he's going to kick us out of the house.

40:01 Adam Yes, he's a very pious man, a great religious man.

40:04 Drew He's given you lots of choices, too.

40:05 Adam He's a wonderful, wonderful man.

40:06 Kelly Wiglesworth I think obviously you can't count on whoever this guy is for any type of support, so...

40:10 Drew He's gone.

40:11 Adam He's worse dad than Rich.

40:12 Caller Yeah, he's gone. He's out.

40:14 Drew Well, why don't you talk to Planned Parenthood? That's a place to start.

40:17 Caller Yeah.

40:18 Drew Here's a number.

40:20 Adam You got a pan pencil, Laura? All right, go ahead there.

40:23 Drew 1-800.

40:24 Caller 1-800.

40:25 Drew 2-3-0.

40:26 Caller 2-3-0.

40:28 Drew P-L-A-N.

40:29 Caller E-L-A-N.

40:31 Drew P-L-A-N. Plan.

40:31 Caller Oh, T-L-A-N.

40:32 Kelly Wiglesworth No, Plan.

40:33 Drew Very smart. Plan, like planned parenthood? Plan, P-L-A-N.

40:38 Caller P-L-A-N.

40:40 Adam All right, so you go down to Ilan Parenthood. No. Laura.

40:44 Drew Plan, Planned Parenthood.

40:45 Adam Yeah, you got that number? Yeah. Now, here's the deal. You go talk to them and you figure out what to do, and you'll come up with a good, sensible plan.

40:52 Drew You need to talk it over with somebody who's trained to help you make these decisions.

40:57 Adam Okay, baby. Take care of yourself.

40:59 Good luck.

40:59 Caller Can I have a quick question for Kelly?

41:01 Drew Yeah.

41:01 Sure.

41:02 Caller Okay. I was wondering, what kind of belongings did they allow you to take to the island?

41:06 Drew We talked about that, didn't we?

41:08 Adam Beads, fishing hook, some wire, and her vibrators, all she got to do.

41:13 Kelly Wiglesworth That was my big luxury, Adam.

41:15 Adam We're going to take a little break.

41:19 Drew Look at Minka.

41:19 Adam Minka, number one Asian big boob queen. You got that picture?

41:23 Drew It says Minka equals nasty hoe.

41:25 Adam Oh, who wrote that?

41:27 Caller I have huge breasts and I'm skinny.

41:29 Adam I'm not fat.

41:29 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, are you kidding me? No.

41:31 Adam Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Let me see this.

41:35 Kelly Wiglesworth That is not for real.

41:37 Adam Oh, that's real.

41:38 Drew Well, not for real for real.

41:40 Adam Now, you see how skinny she is?

41:42 Kelly Wiglesworth No, I mean, you saw this person?

41:43 Adam Saw her. She rammed her kneecap into my nuts. I never want to see her again.

41:48 How do you?

41:50 Adam She's number one Asian big boom queen.

41:51 Caller Bouncy, bouncy.

41:53 Drew She came here to play tennis?

41:55 Adam Professional tennis player.

41:57 Kelly Wiglesworth Shut up.

41:58 Adam I swear to Christ.

41:59 Kelly Wiglesworth How do you move with that?

42:00 Adam I met her at Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas.

42:03 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, boy, that's a classy joke.

42:04 Adam About two months ago, and I was like, Minka, I am from Korea, and what are you doing here? I come here to be a professional tennis player. Uh-huh. And one day, my coach pulled me aside. He said, Minka, you become porn star. So I become porn star. Well, you must have been a great tennis player. Quite a coach.

42:22 Yeah, really.

42:24 Adam Yeah. Drew, perhaps your daughter could work with him.

42:27 Drew Oh, my God.

42:28 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. Kelly's here from Survivor. Sick looking. And we'll be back after this.

42:35 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

43:13 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, that's Kelly coughing into the microphone. Not an ounce of phlegm came out of her in the whole commercial break, and soon as the mic heats up, pow. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kelly is a survived survivor and is now looking to get on with life. Robert? Yeah. You're, what are you, 14? Drew, turn that screen around. I can't see that thing. Thanks. What's up?

43:41 Well, I just wanted to know if Kelly was going to keep in touch with any of the other ones. She was one of my favorite non-survivor.

43:47 Kelly Wiglesworth Thank you. Right now it's pretty easy because I run into them everywhere I go. So it's pretty easy to keep in contact. But eventually it will all kind of sort of fade out. And, you know, there's a few people that I'd like to keep in contact with.

44:02 I was watching the reruns tonight. Colleen would seem to be one of your good friends.

44:06 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, she's nice. She's a cool girl. We keep in touch a little bit here and there. Everybody's just sort of crazy.

44:13 Adam Colleen was cute, right?

44:14 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah.

44:15 Adam What did she do before she got cast away?

44:19 Kelly Wiglesworth Colleen was, I think she was an advertising student, design school, advertising design school.

44:27 Adam And who's going into Hollywood now? I mean, do you have your sights set on that?

44:32 Kelly Wiglesworth I'm just sort of going with the flow. I'm just seeing what happens. I'm not really, you know.

44:40 Adam Who's going for it?

44:41 Kelly Wiglesworth So far, who's really hefty going for it? I would have to say like Jenna and Gerv are the two. They're really pushing it. You know, awesome. Good for them. Right.

44:53 He's on the Hugh Glees, isn't he?

44:55 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, I think he did. He did a guest appearance. I didn't happen to catch it yet. But you know, he's good. He's got a lot of personality. He's pretty extroverted, so I think he'll do well. He's a good guy.

45:05 And I really thought you were going to win.

45:07 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, thanks, me too.

45:07 I really was hoping. Yeah.

45:10 Adam Thanks, Robert.

45:11 Thanks.

45:11 Kelly Wiglesworth Take it easy.

45:12 Bye.

45:13 Adam All right. Let's see. We'll talk to Letitia. Letitia?

45:17 Hey.

45:18 Adam You're 18?

45:19 Caller Yes.

45:19 Adam What is up?

45:21 Caller Well, I just recently had a baby, and I guess I'm a little bit self-conscious because I had the baby vaginally that it's going to really throw off the sex life type thing.

45:32 Drew How would it do that? How would it do that?

45:35 Caller You know, the stretching out type of thing, you know?

45:39 Adam Yep.

45:40 Kelly Wiglesworth It heals back, though.

45:41 Drew It goes pretty much all the way back.

45:43 Adam My dad said that after me that humping my mom is like humping a pillow kiss.

45:48 Drew That's why he divorced her.

45:49 Adam Yeah.

45:49 Drew That's why he told me. Letitia, listen, humans have been dealing with this since the dawn of time. It's not a big issue. People have lots of kids.

45:58 Adam Do you feel like you got, yeah, like what about Mrs. Osmond? What the hell was she like? Figure it this way.

46:06 Drew Yeah, but just Marie Osmond, she has like nine kids.

46:09 Adam All right, you're Marie Osmond, right. Right. And still tight as the lid on a pickle jar, that Marie Osmond. Oh, I know. Oh, yes. But here's the thing. They got like eight or nine kids. So you figure someone must have humped them the sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth time or they couldn't have gotten pregnant.

46:26 Kelly Wiglesworth That's been all right.

46:27 Adam You can't hump them, C-section.

46:29 Well, South America was good.

46:33 Adam Well, he got off, didn't he?

46:34 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, what do you look at? I mean. Oh, listen.

46:36 Adam Hold on a second.

46:37 Kelly Wiglesworth Don't be picky.

46:38 Adam Listen, screwball. Where's daddy?

46:41 Drew He's here.

46:42 Adam Are you guys married?

46:43 Caller No.

46:44 Adam Oh, shocking. And where are you living?

46:47 Caller Salt Lake.

46:48 Adam And where are you living at home?

46:50 Yeah, it's my apartment.

46:52 Adam You're living at your apartment.

46:53 Drew How do you support yourself?

46:55 Caller We work.

46:56 Adam What do you do? How do you work with an infant?

46:59 Caller Oh, I do child care.

47:01 Caller So I can take him with me.

47:03 Adam I see. All right. And what's he do? Work around wood or metal?

47:06 Caller Neither. He works for UPS.

47:09 Adam Works around cardboard. Great. All right. Listen, Letitia, don't get pregnant again, screwball.

47:16 I got my pills. I take them every day.

47:17 Drew Thank you.

47:18 Adam Good. And you don't feel sloppy down there, do you?

47:22 Caller No, it's just that I...

47:23 Caller All right, well, then forget it.

47:24 What does he say? He says it's fine.

47:27 Caller It's just that I feel self-conscious about it, you know what I mean?

47:30 Adam He doesn't care and you're 18, for Christ's sake. You snap back like a rubber band.

47:33 Drew It was designed to do that.

47:39 Adam Jesus Christ.

47:41 Drew You have so many other more important things to worry about.

47:43 Adam Oh, there's so many hillbillies in this country. Where's the educational system? They failed everyone. I swear to Christ, if I taught high school and forget about health, just history, my first statement would be, girls, your vaginal snap back and know you can't get pregnant because your cousin jacked off in the jacuzzi last summer. Here's what I would have a course called Young Tards on the go. I would say, I'm going to dispel a bunch of myths that you idiots have conjured up over the years and I would just dispel all that and then tell you to pay your parking tickets.

48:18 Drew Let's set up a set of urban legends. Let's set up a movie Young Tards on the go.

48:21 Adam Young Tards on the go.

48:22 Kelly Wiglesworth Come on.

48:23 Adam All right. I think Rod Stewart had a song about that.

48:25 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, you know, there is no lifeguard in the gene pool. So what are you going to do?

48:29 Adam No. There's not even a fat chick with a whistle somewhere. All right. We'll take a break.

48:34 We'll be back.

48:37 Drew Hello. Who is this? This is Loveline.

48:39 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

49:17 Adam I'm Adam Corolla, here's Dr. Drew over there. Kelly is here from Survivor.

49:22 Caller What's up?

49:23 Adam And she is, she's, well, Hannah, how did you get into Survivor? I know you get asked these questions thousands of times.

49:32 Kelly Wiglesworth I had nothing better to do.

49:34 Adam But how did you, did you have to send in a videotape or?

49:37 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, my mom found it over the Internet on the website and I...

49:42 Adam Your mom did?

49:43 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, and I took the semester off of school because I'm not college bound. Wow. I really didn't have anything better to do for the fall.

49:53 Adam And so your mom found it and gave it to you?

49:55 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, she found it and she said, you could totally do this. How old are you? 23, I just turned 23, so.

50:03 Adam Were you living at home?

50:05 Kelly Wiglesworth No, I was living on Kern in the river and then I spent 21 days.

50:10 Adam You're just clinging to a log or were you just near the river?

50:13 Kelly Wiglesworth I lived.

50:14 Adam You're actually in the river?

50:15 Kelly Wiglesworth I was sort of in the river. No, I live in the Kern River Valley.

50:19 Adam I see.

50:20 Kelly Wiglesworth Kern is the name of the town. And I spent, instead of going back to school for the semester, I spent 21 days rowing a gear boat on the Grand Canyon. And I came back, and I was just sort of hanging at mom's for Halloween in Vegas. And I really didn't have anything to do. And she pulled it up and said, hey, you could totally do this. And sure, why not? So filled out a random questionnaire form. What character on Gilligan's Island would you most relate to?

50:46 Oh my god.

50:47 Kelly Wiglesworth What's your perfect day? And random stuff. And then sent in a video and some pictures. And just kept getting called back and called back.

50:56 Adam Yeah. And now they're doing the next one in Australia, right? And I think I heard, and you can correct me, there was maybe 3,000 or 4,000 applicants to your one.

51:07 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah. Ours, I think, was maybe 10,000 at the most. And I heard this one was 53,000.

51:15 Adam You mean 10 applicants?

51:16 Kelly Wiglesworth No, 10,000.

51:17 Adam Oh, 10,000.

51:18 Kelly Wiglesworth Okay. Yeah. Somewhere around 10,000 was the number. We got lucky.

51:22 Caller We had to recruit some other people.

51:23 Adam Even 10,000 sounded. I don't want to take anything away from your accomplices.

51:27 Kelly Wiglesworth No, no, no.

51:28 Adam I heard it was even less than 10, and 10 sounds pretty healthy for someone who hasn't heard of it.

51:32 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know the exact number.

51:33 Adam But now, I mean, now it's astronomical. Oh, yeah. I mean, imagine that. I slept through the cracks.

51:40 Caller I mean, imagine making the cut.

51:41 Adam Well, there wasn't any cracks yet.

51:44 Kelly Wiglesworth True.

51:44 Adam I mean, a lot of people hadn't heard of it until it hit the air. I certainly hadn't. But I don't like to read. I believe it poisons the mind. But your mom was on the Internet, and that's how I got into show business. My family encouraged me. My mom was-

51:58 Drew It was very encouraging to everything you did, in fact.

52:00 Adam Yeah. They're right behind me 110 percent. I remember when I said, I'm going to be a comedian and they all went, huh?

52:08 Drew Pass the sugar. Yeah. Did you have lunch with your grandmother yet?

52:12 Adam No, I had lunch with her last week.

52:14 Drew Oh, I see.

52:16 Adam Don't bring her up because she always wants to talk about the show and embarrassed me.

52:20 Drew What do you want to talk about this time?

52:22 Adam Well, she keeps a list. My grandmother keeps a list of things she wants to talk to me about, but they're usually criticisms or things that she heard on the show that she disagrees with. I'm sure this very conversation will probably make her list. Her list? Right. And it's like getting called into Tripp Reeb, our general manager's office, going out to lunch with my grandmother. She goes, you know, you didn't pronounce, you said labia, it's labia, you know. It's weird, you know? I don't like those conversations. You know me, Drew.

52:56 Drew She criticized your rendition of Minka?

52:59 Adam I have not talked to her about that yet. She, all right.

53:03 Drew Joe. Joe's 14.

53:05 Hey, how's it going? Adam, Drew, you guys rock.

53:07 Drew 14. All right, Joe.

53:09 How's it going?

53:10 Drew Yes.

53:11 Anyway, me and my girlfriend, we were having sex, you know.

53:15 Kelly Wiglesworth Right now?

53:17 Yeah. No, not right now.

53:20 Drew How old is she?

53:21 On Saturday.

53:22 Adam Hold on a second. How many times have I said the difference between the 14-year-old voice of the guy who's getting laid and the guy who's not the virgin guy? You don't... A, he's 14 and B, he is getting laid.

53:36 Drew We have a 15-year-old up here. Let's just take his call to see what he's doing.

53:38 Adam Drew, you think this is going to pay off? Nothing ever works for you.

53:41 Drew Try it.

53:42 Adam Have you learned that in life?

53:43 Drew Try it.

53:44 Adam Okay.

53:44 Kelly Wiglesworth This is a 15-year-old.

53:46 Adam James?

53:47 Yeah.

53:47 Drew See?

53:49 Adam You're 15 years old?

53:51 Yeah. I've been listening to the show since, I guess, since it was Dr. Drew and Ricky Brackman.

53:58 Adam Are you a virgin?

53:59 No.

54:00 Adam Yeah. See? No, because he went, no. No. See, the 14-year-old guys who I haven't been laid go, Drew, and my BB, he got stuck in my fly, and I was playing with my Power Rangers, and the 14-year-old guys who got laid, they're like, dude. What's up?

54:22 Caller What's up?

54:23 Adam So I was thumbing my girlfriend's bum, my old dude.

54:28 Oh my God.

54:29 Adam No, but that's how they are.

54:31 Drew That's not how they are.

54:32 Adam No, they sound like Barry White at 14. This Joe, you heard his voice, right? He's definitely not a virgin. He's definitely getting laid. He's getting laid, and his voice went that night. It went from Peter Brady's voice changing to Lou Rawls.

54:50 Drew Joe, what's the question?

54:51 Caller Well, thank you very much. I'm honored. Anyway, yeah, she noticed that she was bleeding afterwards, a couple of days afterwards, and she's really worried, and she's freaking out, and she doesn't know what to do.

55:02 Drew She continues to bleed.

55:05 Caller No, just a little tiny bit.

55:08 Drew When's her period due?

55:10 Caller Not two or three weeks from now.

55:13 Drew Sometimes being sexually active can trigger some bleeding, and sometimes it can kind of continue throughout the cycle. Shouldn't it be on the pill?

55:20 Adam Wait a second.

55:20 I'll put them on the hole.

55:21 Caller He's like pregnant or something.

55:23 Drew The bleeding does not mean that starting immediately following the sexual contact. Any bleeding in the setting of a pregnancy in the first trimester, though, is a pretty serious issue.

55:33 Caller Okay.

55:33 Drew So if there's any chance she's pregnant, did you guys use protection?

55:37 Caller Condoms, yeah.

55:40 Drew Okay.

55:40 Adam All right. So what should she do?

55:42 Drew Well, she's sexually active now. It's time to get a pelvic exam.

55:45 Adam Trinity?

55:46 Drew Hello?

55:47 Adam Hey, you're 23. What's up? Hi.

55:49 Caller First, I want to say, Adam, I want to vote you president.

55:53 Drew Yeah, whatever.

55:54 Adam It's two votes. Taking the country by storm. And here's... For every two people that call in and pledge a vote, there's another person at home who doesn't call in. So that's what?

56:04 Caller Three? Four?

56:05 Adam Four. Yeah, it's four.

56:06 Caller And Drew, I want you to be vice president.

56:08 Adam Whatever. Thank you. Hey, and listen, I want to say one thing about this whole presidential race, because I'm seeing a lot of PSAs now, where hip, cool celebrities and rappers and folks like that are begging people to come out and vote. Please vote. You can make a difference. Here's my feeling. You can't make a difference. Do not vote.

56:27 Caller Stay home.

56:28 Adam Please stay home. And the more you a-holes vote, the less my vote counts. Do the math.

56:34 Drew This is the tards on the run. You don't want voting, right?

56:36 Caller I don't want anybody.

56:37 Adam I don't want anyone who doesn't want to vote to vote. Why do I got to beg you to vote?

56:42 Kelly Wiglesworth They don't care, then just let it go.

56:43 Caller Yeah.

56:43 Caller If they don't care, then stay home.

56:45 Adam And listen, I mean, seriously, there's 275 million people in this country. At least half of them are voting age. There's probably half of that are registered. There's probably 50 million people that are registered. Do you really give a rat's ass whether 20 million people decide something or 28 million people, or 35 million, or 1 million people? Doesn't that sound like plenty?

57:10 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, if people really cared who was running off, they would get off their ass and vote anyway.

57:15 Adam What would you rather have, 30 million idiots voting for something or 100,000 really smart people voting on something? Or 10 really smart people? You know what I mean? Why do we need another couple hundred million? It's ridiculous. Stay home, you tards.

57:30 Drew You're getting down to sort of Lennon's argument here. How about one person?

57:34 Adam Me.

57:34 Drew Yeah, there you go.

57:35 Adam Good. And you're not talking about John Lennon?

57:37 Drew No.

57:38 Adam You're talking about Julian Lennon, his son, right?

57:40 Drew That's right.

57:41 Adam Okay. Trinity?

57:42 Caller Yes.

57:43 Adam All right. What's up with you again?

57:46 Caller Actually, I have a question for Kelly. Yeah? On the internet, people were like sending you a dollar.

57:52 Caller Yeah.

57:54 Caller I was wondering if you got any of it and how much do you have?

57:58 Kelly Wiglesworth I haven't received any and it's not something that I started or really am a part of. Lady in Atlanta started it actually, and it was in conglomeration with my boss at Whitewater Voyages, the company I work for, and they put together a website where you can go on and donate. Mostly what's going on is people are donating a dollar to charity, more so than sending me physically a dollar. But apparently, it's starting to stack up, but I haven't seen anything yet. So what's the website? It is on www.whitewatervoyages.com.

58:41 Caller Well, good luck.

58:42 Kelly Wiglesworth Thank you.

58:43 Adam And they're doing that in a response to you not winning the million, I'm guessing.

58:47 Kelly Wiglesworth Yes.

58:47 Adam Because most people feel like you should have won.

58:49 Kelly Wiglesworth People feel I should have won, and people want me to have the money. But it's really cool because my boss has it set up to where you can use the dollar and donate it to a charity instead of me. So that's cool too.

59:01 Adam What a guy.

59:02 Kelly Wiglesworth But you know.

59:03 Adam You should donate your whole paycheck.

59:05 Caller There you go.

59:07 Adam All right, Trinity.

59:08 Caller All right. Thank you.

59:09 Adam Take care of yourself.

59:11 Caller Rick.

59:12 Hey, guys.

59:13 Caller What's up?

59:13 Adam Hey, you're 17.

59:14 Caller Hey, Kelly.

59:15 Caller Yeah, I'm 17.

59:15 Kelly Wiglesworth Hi.

59:16 Hey.

59:18 Caller My question is kind of hard for me. But my my nipples are like pretty big.

59:27 Drew Both of them?

59:31 Caller My left one is smaller than my right.

59:33 Drew Has this been this way since you were 14, 15?

59:36 Caller Yeah.

59:37 Drew Do you smoke a lot of pot?

59:39 Caller Occasionally.

59:42 Drew Smoking pot is a good way to get this to persist. It's a normal part of puberty, but it will keep going if you smoke a lot of pot.

59:47 Adam Are they bigger in minkas, you think?

59:49 Caller What's that?

59:50 Adam You think they're bigger in minkas?

59:53 Drew Who's minka?

59:54 Adam Who's minka? I'll tell you who minka is. She's the number one Asian big boob queen.

59:59 Caller Probably not.

1:00:01 Adam You know how you know she's the number one Asian big boob queen?

1:00:05 Caller How's that?

1:00:05 Caller I have huge breasts and I'm skinny.

1:00:07 Caller I'm not fat.

1:00:10 Caller That's right.

1:00:11 Drew How much pot do you smoke?

1:00:13 Caller Well, actually, I've been smoking about half a year.

1:00:18 Drew Were you a daily smoker at one point?

1:00:19 Caller Yeah.

1:00:20 Drew Well, that's where you got this.

1:00:21 Adam No, it is not.

1:00:21 He told me for about three months.

1:00:23 Adam Listen, hold on a second. How dare, Drew?

1:00:26 Caller What are you talking about?

1:00:28 Adam It makes your nipples grow?

1:00:29 Drew It makes breasts and gives them kind of come out.

1:00:31 Adam He would have had this anyway.

1:00:32 Drew He would have had this anyway. I agree, but it probably caused it to persist.

1:00:35 Adam He would have had it anyway, but this is what caused it.

1:00:38 Drew What's going on with this? In puberty, the adrenal gland starts producing estrogen prior to your test is really turning on. Hold on.

1:00:49 Adam Wait a second. I hate to cut you off, but who cares? What are we talking about? The nipple circumference? Are we talking about a raising of the nipple?

1:00:58 Caller Circumference.

1:00:59 Adam So it's like you have saucer nipples?

1:01:03 Caller Not only that, but they're kind of like sticking out a little bit.

1:01:05 Drew And they're raised too.

1:01:06 Adam And they're raised. But what would be the circumference? Would it be a quarter or silver dollar?

1:01:13 Caller Probably a quarter, maybe.

1:01:16 Adam Quarter.

1:01:17 Caller Maybe a little bit less.

1:01:19 Adam A little bit less.

1:01:20 Caller Yeah.

1:01:20 Adam I got two dimes and a nickel. No. Listen, a little bit less than a quarter is about your average nipple on a guy.

1:01:29 Caller All right. So why is my left one smaller?

1:01:33 Drew Because it's usually asymmetry in this particular growth.

1:01:36 Adam All right. So it's not the circumference. It's more the raised part.

1:01:39 Drew It's the tissue growth.

1:01:40 Adam It'll go away. Stop smoking the weed and you'll get out of puberty and it'll go away. Guys, this happens to guys.

1:01:47 Drew Probably.

1:01:48 Adam Yes. Ray?

1:01:49 Caller Yeah.

1:01:49 Adam You're 18.

1:01:50 Caller Yeah. Drew, Adam, you guys are great, man. I listen to show every night.

1:01:54 Adam Thanks.

1:01:54 Caller Always laughing at you. I don't know.

1:01:56 Adam Well, I guess. Thank you.

1:01:58 Caller Well, actually, you know, I had a kind of weird question, you know, because, you know, my girlfriend, she kind of told me the other day that she was pregnant. And then all of a sudden now, she broke up with me.

1:02:13 Caller So.

1:02:15 Adam Why did she break up with you?

1:02:16 Caller I don't know. I don't know if it's the mood changes or what.

1:02:20 Drew How did you react when she told you she was pregnant?

1:02:23 Caller Damn, bitch.

1:02:25 Caller No, I mean, I kind of was happy about it because a while back, she was pregnant with me before, but she had a miscarriage.

1:02:34 Adam I see.

1:02:35 Caller It was kind of hard for us back then. But then now, I guess it came up again.

1:02:40 Drew Why didn't you use protection?

1:02:43 Adam Because he's stupid.

1:02:45 Caller How do you expect?

1:02:46 Adam Hold on a second. I'm going to defend you for that. Hey, Drew. How are stupid people supposed to keep reproducing and screwing up the world by doing responsible smart things or by just doing stupid, lame things and giving birth to more dumb people? Do you know what I'm saying? Please. Don't. You want to be counted amongst them? Ray, I'm sorry. I had to defend you, buddy. Okay. So listen. Now, anytime. So how old is she?

1:03:17 Caller She's 17.

1:03:18 Adam Oh, okay. And she dumped you and didn't cite any reasons as to why she dumped you.

1:03:26 Caller Well, it was like we were talking about it, like actually today. And I just told her, like I just brought up to her, you have a problem because she was acting kind of weird. And she just straight out just told me that's it. And I was like, what? But what I just wanted to ask was like, should I just leave her alone or should I, you know?

1:03:49 Drew It probably has very little to do with the emotional, biological effects of the pregnancy. Something's going on in your relationship. I don't know what specifically sort of precipitated this point in time.

1:03:58 Adam She could be freaking a little because of a little estrogen surge or something.

1:04:03 Drew She's only a month in, right?

1:04:07 Adam Women are nuts all the time. Hey, Ray, I'll tell you what you do. Why don't you give her a couple of days to chill out and then send her over some flowers or give her a nice card or something. Just say, and don't say like what's up with your head. Just send her like a card that says, I'm just thinking about you and I'm here for you, and then she'll get all gushy. All right?

1:04:29 Drew All right.

1:04:30 Adam Yeah. But listen, Ray, you got to be a good dad now, right?

1:04:33 Drew Yeah.

1:04:34 Adam Okay. Here's all I want out of you.

1:04:36 Drew No more kids.

1:04:37 Adam Don't get anyone else pregnant before you make up with her. That's all I ask, buddy. All right?

1:04:43 Caller That's it?

1:04:43 Adam That's all I want out of you.

1:04:44 Caller I think I got to take care of that.

1:04:45 Drew All right.

1:04:45 Adam Don't go to prison.

1:04:47 Caller Don't go to prison?

1:04:48 Adam Don't go to junior college, which is the same as prison. It's a prison with a, they have bells and.

1:04:55 Drew Bell tower.

1:04:55 Adam It's prisons. If the guards, okay, here's what junior college is. It's prison where the guards wear tweed jackets with suede patches on their elbows. If that was the outfit of a guard, there would be no discernible difference. The food is slightly better in prison than at junior college, and there's more books in the library. At the prison. At the prison. Yes, at the prison level. Yes. Other than that, yeah, because there's groups that work with prisons. They don't have any of those friends of junior colleges or anything like that. Other than that, it's exactly the same. All right.

1:05:28 Caller Dave.

1:05:29 Hello.

1:05:30 Adam You're 22.

1:05:31 Caller Yeah. I wanted to say that Adam and Dr. Yu, you guys are cool. I've been listening to you guys off and on since back when The Poor Man was on.

1:05:41 Caller Oh my God. Wow.

1:05:42 Caller Yeah. And actually, we had something to say to Kelly. I actually work with Kelly. And on behalf of myself and Debbie, I wanted to say hi.

1:05:50 Caller What's up?

1:05:52 Caller No way.

1:05:53 Adam Hold on. That hurt.

1:05:55 Caller I'm sorry.

1:05:56 Adam Pleased with the outburst.

1:05:57 Kelly Wiglesworth Dave, what is up?

1:06:01 Caller I just want to say congratulations on what you did get on Survivor. We thought you should have got the million. And we miss you guys. And I can't wait to hang out with you next time.

1:06:14 Kelly Wiglesworth How are you?

1:06:15 Caller I'm doing great.

1:06:17 Kelly Wiglesworth How's Debbie?

1:06:18 Caller She's doing good as well.

1:06:19 Drew Well, fill us all in here.

1:06:22 Kelly Wiglesworth Dave and Debbie are good friends of mine. We all work up on the Kern River. Dave actually taught my guide school. So we all work on the river together. Are you guys still where you were? I don't know if I want to say.

1:06:42 Caller Yeah. We moved into a new place.

1:06:44 Kelly Wiglesworth Okay.

1:06:45 Caller Yeah.

1:06:46 Caller Cool. No way.

1:06:47 Caller Is there any way I can give you our phone number?

1:06:50 Caller Yeah.

1:06:50 Caller On hold.

1:06:52 Caller Yeah.

1:06:52 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know if you want to give it on the air.

1:06:54 Adam I'll put you on hold.

1:06:55 Caller Okay.

1:06:56 Adam And then you guys get all caught up.

1:06:58 Kelly Wiglesworth All right, Dave. I'll talk to you in a minute.

1:07:00 Caller Okay. Thanks.

1:07:01 Caller All right, Dave.

1:07:02 Drew You grew up in California or Las Vegas? No.

1:07:04 Kelly Wiglesworth I grew up in Las Vegas, but I've been in California.

1:07:07 Adam Sounds like a bizarre, surreal place to grow up in.

1:07:10 Drew Las Vegas.

1:07:10 Kelly Wiglesworth Las Vegas? Oh, yeah.

1:07:11 Adam Whack.

1:07:12 Kelly Wiglesworth Completely whack. Nothing but trouble.

1:07:14 Adam Yeah. Seems like everyone there is kind of nuts. I guess you'd have to be a little stupid to move there or crazy to move there in the first place. It's 125 degrees in the summer. Oh, it sucks.

1:07:25 Kelly Wiglesworth It's so hot.

1:07:26 Adam Yeah.

1:07:26 Kelly Wiglesworth Why would you do it to yourself? You can't go outside and do anything. You have to be inside or you have to have a pool. Everyone has a pool pretty much. Most places it's like, you know...

1:07:36 Adam I couldn't imagine being poor in living in Vegas. I could have some crappy apartment somewhere. A swamp cooler on the roof. Oh my God. I told myself.

1:07:44 Kelly Wiglesworth No air.

1:07:45 Adam Big fans. Did your family have any money? Did you have a pool?

1:07:48 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, we had a pool when I was little.

1:07:50 Adam Good.

1:07:50 Kelly Wiglesworth But even if you don't have money, you have a pool. It's kind of like a standard. It's so damn hot.

1:07:57 Adam Yeah. Why did your parents or your mom or who moved to Vegas?

1:08:00 Kelly Wiglesworth My mom moved to Vegas. She worked at UNLV. So we all trucked out there.

1:08:05 Adam What did she do there?

1:08:07 Kelly Wiglesworth She was in financial aid, which is why I attended Fabulous University in Nevada, Las Vegas.

1:08:13 Adam Wow. So you went to UNLV?

1:08:15 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, for two years.

1:08:17 Adam That doesn't strike me as a real school for some reason.

1:08:21 Kelly Wiglesworth If you're in business or hotel.

1:08:22 Adam Are there slot machines at the school?

1:08:23 Kelly Wiglesworth There actually is. Not in the student union or anything, but there's a gaming college and there's... I actually took a beer class. Beer class? Yeah, I took Beers of the World. Yeah, we learned how to brew beer. Yeah, I swear. It was awesome.

1:08:37 Adam Thank God you got that student loan.

1:08:38 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah.

1:08:39 Adam Oh my God, because otherwise you would have had to go to a liquor store and learn about beer. Thank God you could do it in a controlled environment that way. Do you see where these loans are going to? Take a beer class.

1:08:51 Kelly Wiglesworth There was domestic wines and distilled spirits as well.

1:08:55 Adam Yeah, I can see the bell ringing on Friday. People, people, people, read your chapter on Pale Ales over the weekend.

1:09:05 Caller There's going to be a quiz on light beer.

1:09:09 Adam We will not get into non-alcoholic beer.

1:09:13 Caller No, no, don't touch this stuff.

1:09:14 Adam We don't consider that beer.

1:09:14 Drew Next semester.

1:09:15 Adam Yeah, that's in advance. To figure out why that was in advance.

1:09:18 Kelly Wiglesworth Scholarships for the food and beverage. Yeah, it's a big, it's part of the hotel major.

1:09:23 Adam Sure. Yeah, they have a tunnel right to the Rio from the campus.

1:09:28 Caller There's a tunnel.

1:09:30 Adam You graduate, you go down a laundry chute, into a laundry cart, it spills you right?

1:09:35 Caller Into your pink tuxedo and there you are.

1:09:36 Caller Right on the 27th floor and you just start cleaning.

1:09:41 Adam What just a bizarre, you might as well just move into a snow globe, a desert globe where sand just flew around.

1:09:48 Caller Pretty much.

1:09:48 Adam It's just like a bizarre sort of manufactured.

1:09:52 Kelly Wiglesworth Gotham City.

1:09:53 Adam There's something about too much carpet and too much air conditioning, and too many synthetic materials, and it's just too much, too many noises. You have to hear a bird chirp and an ox fart every once in a while.

1:10:09 Kelly Wiglesworth You need something.

1:10:10 Adam Yeah. I think it would drive you.

1:10:12 Drew That's why she ends up out in the outback.

1:10:13 Adam Yeah. There you go. You're overdoing it with the current river. We'll take ourselves a little break. Kelly's here from Survivor. When we come back, we'll speak to James. Poor son of a bitch. We talked to him a half hour ago for 10 seconds, and now we'll get back to him.

1:10:27 Drew Made fun of him.

1:10:27 Adam That's right. We'll be back.

1:10:32 Caller We'll be back for it, guys. Problems ready.

1:11:08 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Lakers. I'm Adam Corolla. I'm Adam Corolla. I would say it probably was Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and that just slid right into Survivor. What a phenomenon. And I wonder if next seasons will be as bigger, as big, or if people have had an ass full of this stuff. I mean, because that is how it works. People, here's how TV works. Everyone hops on whatever bandwagon's out, whether it's game shows. I mean, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire spawned a whole bunch of rip-off game shows. But who knows any of those shows and how well did they do? And how smart were those people that decided to put them on? And Big Brother and Survivor turned out to be pretty good. But do you think by next summer, everyone's going to be waiting for it again?

1:12:05 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know. I mean, you know, I hope for the sake of the other people that it's good. But it seems, I think people are going to go, okay, yeah, yeah, we've seen it. Yeah, we've seen it, so.

1:12:14 Adam Well, I think if they keep it moving, it might work.

1:12:17 Drew Well, they've got them, you know, they're sort of up in the ante. Now we're going to the, you know, the space station.

1:12:22 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, the mirror thing.

1:12:23 Drew Yeah.

1:12:24 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, that's...

1:12:24 Drew You heard about this?

1:12:25 Adam No.

1:12:26 Drew What's the matter with you? You live in a bubble or something?

1:12:27 Adam How dare you?

1:12:28 Drew What's Adam?

1:12:30 Adam They're going to the mirror space?

1:12:31 Kelly Wiglesworth They're putting people through a space camp, auditions, putting people through a space camp, and then whoever one person makes it and gets to go and gets to go to mirror.

1:12:43 Drew It's another Survivor spinoff.

1:12:45 Adam Oh, it's not Survivor?

1:12:46 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, no, no, no.

1:12:46 Adam Oh, okay.

1:12:47 Kelly Wiglesworth No, they're going to the Australian Outback, and if you've seen the pictures, there's this huge waterfall that supposedly they're camping by, and, you know, so after you vote them off, you can just, you know, push them right off the waterfall and just kind of help that along right there, you know?

1:13:03 Adam And are you done with Paradise, by the way? I mean, you know, if I said, I mean, growing up in Vegas in that dump known as Nevada, that big kitty litter box known as Nevada. And listen, all you people live in Nevada and Palm Springs and all those big, all you people living in Tucson and all those cramp holes. It's hot. You idiots, you just kill yourself right now. You guys are morons of the world living in those dumps. I can't stand the heat. But growing up in that area, you'd probably just be dying to get to some island somewhere with beautiful water and white sand and palm trees and all that. But now, are you done with that?

1:13:43 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh no, I love the water. I immediately went.

1:13:46 Adam You'd go to Hawaii?

1:13:47 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, I went to Hawaii in July and I learned how to surf.

1:13:50 Caller Oh, you did. Okay.

1:13:51 Adam So you're not bitter on the water.

1:13:53 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, not at all. I love the water and I love the beach.

1:13:56 Adam I just think after being forced to sleep on it and associating that with eating rice with your hand, that you just want to go up to the mountains or something.

1:14:06 Kelly Wiglesworth No. I took a little bit of time. I went to the river and chilled out there and did my thing for the summer and that was cool. It was a nice adjustment period. I didn't have to go back to Vegas where it was pretty nuts and things like that. So it was nice to adjust and by July, I was ready to go back to the island.

1:14:25 Adam You guys ramped when?

1:14:29 Kelly Wiglesworth April 20th, April 21st in Malaysia, April 20th.

1:14:34 Adam Right. And the show really didn't even start heating up until the summer, right?

1:14:40 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah. May 31st was the first one and then started getting...

1:14:43 Drew Was that weird to try to keep the secrets?

1:14:46 Kelly Wiglesworth It wasn't. No, it actually wasn't. I told my boyfriend and my mom, which we were told that we could tell a significant other or someone in the family. Basically, someone who had signed a release.

1:15:00 Adam Weren't you worried that your boyfriend would get drunk and start spouting off?

1:15:02 Kelly Wiglesworth Oh, no. No. He loved keeping that secret. And it was sort of fun because every Wednesday, a bunch of us guys would all get together and watch. And everyone was like, oh, you know, I would just sort of mess with people. Yeah, you know, I could be going tonight. You know, this is the one. This is the one. You better watch.

1:15:18 Adam I heard they would... You signed something that basically said they won't pay you if you squeal.

1:15:24 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, if you squeal and if you wouldn't get paid and essentially no one would get paid and there would be a $4 million lawsuit for...

1:15:34 Adam I mean, there's got to be serious incentives, especially if you're pissed off that you didn't win.

1:15:39 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah.

1:15:40 Adam You know, and yeah. I'm surprised they didn't have you killed, James. If I were the head of network, I would have said, listen, this is...

1:15:48 Drew Well, that'll be the next version of these reality shows. When you're banished, you're shy.

1:15:52 Adam No, no, no, no, not on camera.

1:15:53 Kelly Wiglesworth That's what I was saying about the waterfall. You know, you leave and you just go ahead and put them out of their misery.

1:15:58 Adam I'm just saying, you know...

1:15:59 Drew Why not? They'd heat things up pretty good, wouldn't they?

1:16:01 Adam No, no. Listen, obviously, you can't do that, but there are stockholders, and if you have a very important job and there's some things that are expendable, you take a couple of people out. That's all.

1:16:11 Drew Very nice.

1:16:12 Adam That's the decision I would make, James. I sleep like a baby at night, too. James, you're 15.

1:16:16 Caller Yeah.

1:16:17 Caller What's up?

1:16:18 Caller Like I said before, I had sex a couple of times, and for some reason I just have bumps on the inside of my penis. They don't ever seem to bother my girlfriends, but it just wigs me out.

1:16:29 Drew Could they be warts?

1:16:31 Caller No, I don't think so, because every time I've had sex, it was protected, and it's like before that. It's like they've been here ever since I had a penis.

1:16:40 Adam Which was five years after you were born?

1:16:43 Caller Something like that.

1:16:44 Adam I see.

1:16:46 Drew You got problems. Are they in the skin or are they in the tissue underneath the skin?

1:16:50 Caller It's actually on the surface.

1:16:52 Drew On the skin?

1:16:53 Adam Yeah. What part of the penis are they on?

1:16:55 Caller The underside of the shaft.

1:16:56 Adam Underside?

1:16:57 Caller Yeah.

1:16:57 Adam I hate that. Yeah, it's rough.

1:17:00 Drew Skin bumps. Well, I can't quite visualize what he's describing.

1:17:04 Adam Everyone, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, hold on a second. Does it look like chicken skin?

1:17:12 Caller No, not that bad. That's it. I mean, it's like...

1:17:14 Adam No, I don't mean deep fried. I mean, those, you know, when you get cold and you get goosebumps?

1:17:20 Caller It's like not... Yeah, it looks a lot like that.

1:17:23 Adam Thanks, James. Boy, you paint, hey.

1:17:25 Drew So it may just be sebaceous glands or something. Yeah.

1:17:29 Adam That's nothing. Everyone's got something there.

1:17:31 Caller Who cares?

1:17:33 Adam Francie?

1:17:34 Hi.

1:17:35 Adam Hey, you're 23. Is your name really Francie?

1:17:40 Caller It's Francesca.

1:17:41 Adam I see. That's nice.

1:17:44 Drew What's going on?

1:17:45 Adam I see. You look crazy.

1:17:46 Caller No.

1:17:48 Adam You always get that mad woman laugh when you say that.

1:17:53 Caller No.

1:17:57 Adam All right.

1:17:58 Caller I have a question for Drew. Yeah. Is there such a thing as a woman being able to have like three X chromosome women? You know what I'm talking about?

1:18:08 Caller Yeah.

1:18:09 Drew There's XO. So there's a triple X, right?

1:18:12 Adam What's XO? XO is a woman. OK.

1:18:14 Drew All right.

1:18:14 Adam So hold on. Wait a minute. XY is a dude. XX is chick. And XO is chick. XO. What's the O?

1:18:24 Drew There's nothing. I've never heard of that. XO is Turner syndrome.

1:18:28 Adam OK.

1:18:28 Drew And Kathleen Turner.

1:18:30 Adam You talk like Kathleen Turner?

1:18:31 Drew Basically, whenever you have a Y, you got a male, no matter how many Xs there are.

1:18:34 Adam Thank you. And OK, so whenever you have a Y, you got a male.

1:18:38 Drew Yeah.

1:18:39 Adam And then when you got a, you got two Xs, you got a female.

1:18:42 Drew You can have zero X, one X, excuse me, or I suppose three Xs. I've never seen that.

1:18:46 Adam Well, how do they determine that, by the way?

1:18:48 Drew They do a scraping of your cheek and look at the chromosomes.

1:18:52 Caller Scraping of what?

1:18:53 Adam Your cheek.

1:18:54 Drew They can test the chromosomes.

1:18:56 Caller How do you determine if I'm triple X?

1:18:57 Drew It's called the karyotyping.

1:18:59 Adam What would triple X be? I think Minka is triple X.

1:19:04 Caller I might need more estrogen in my body if I'm a triple X. Would that be true?

1:19:08 Drew No.

1:19:09 Adam All right. Hold on there, Francie. See, to me, if two Xs is a woman, then triple X is more of a woman. No? Woman and a half? It's screwed up though.

1:19:23 Drew Yeah.

1:19:23 Adam What's XO?

1:19:25 Drew It's Turner syndrome.

1:19:26 Adam What does that mean?

1:19:26 Drew It's a fertility problem. There's short stature. They have webbed hands. It's a syndrome.

1:19:30 Adam Oh, nice.

1:19:32 Drew Shield breast, they're called.

1:19:34 Adam Shield breast? Shield breast.

1:19:36 Drew Shield-like.

1:19:39 Adam It's like humping a beetle or something. Hey, Francie?

1:19:44 Caller Yeah.

1:19:45 Adam Why do you think you're triple X?

1:19:47 Caller Well, my mom had, she told me she had a chromosome workup and that she was triple X. And I kind of didn't believe her because, you know, she told me she thinks that I am.

1:19:57 Adam Is there anything abnormal about you?

1:19:59 Caller Not abnormal, no. I've got four kids. I get pregnant like as a drop of a hat.

1:20:04 Drew Don't forget it, Francie. You're barking up the wrong tree here.

1:20:07 Caller It has nothing to do with it.

1:20:09 Adam What else is up with you?

1:20:10 Caller I mean, like, mood swings and stuff. That could never have anything to do with anything.

1:20:15 Drew Having a crazy mom. Well, yeah.

1:20:17 Adam Having a crazy mom who's...

1:20:19 Caller Oh, no.

1:20:20 Adam Oh, baby. You are ten kinds of nuts yourself, though. Aren't you a little crazy? I'm not, really.

1:20:28 Caller No.

1:20:28 Adam Well, let me get a little profile. You do a little smoke? You smoke chain smoke?

1:20:32 Caller No.

1:20:33 Drew Oh, come on.

1:20:34 Adam Come on.

1:20:34 Drew Do you have asthma?

1:20:35 Caller No.

1:20:36 Adam You smoke cigarettes.

1:20:37 Drew You smoke a lot?

1:20:37 Caller I used to smoke, but I've quit smoking. I haven't smoked in, like, two years.

1:20:40 Drew Yeah, but you're 23. You've smoked, like, 40 pack years in three years.

1:20:44 Adam All right.

1:20:45 Drew We can hear it.

1:20:45 Caller Late at night.

1:20:46 Drew We can hear it.

1:20:47 Caller At night, it's almost 2 in the morning.

1:20:48 Adam Okay. I know. Because when you talk to Drew at 2 in the morning, he sounds like Phyllis Diller, too. Okay. You have four kids. Where's your husband?

1:20:58 Caller Right now, he's at work.

1:20:59 Drew How many? Is he the father of all?

1:21:00 Adam All four?

1:21:01 Caller He's the father of the second two.

1:21:04 Adam Second two.

1:21:04 Caller I've been married and divorced.

1:21:06 Adam Where's the first two? Dad.

1:21:08 Caller They're here in bed.

1:21:09 Drew Where's the dad?

1:21:09 Adam The dad.

1:21:11 Caller He's at his house just 30 miles away.

1:21:13 Caller He visits them.

1:21:14 Adam I see. What's he do for a living?

1:21:17 Caller He works at a pig factory.

1:21:19 Adam What kind of factory?

1:21:20 Caller A pig factory.

1:21:21 Adam A pig factory. Pig factory.

1:21:23 Caller We're running a slaughterhouse.

1:21:25 Adam I see. And what is your husband that's at work right now doing? Stockbroker?

1:21:31 Drew Security guard.

1:21:31 Caller At a factory also.

1:21:32 Adam What's he do?

1:21:34 Caller He makes seats for cars.

1:21:35 Adam Fantabulous. And you got these four kids. And where are you living?

1:21:41 Caller I'm in Missouri, in the house.

1:21:43 Adam You got a regular house? Everything okay?

1:21:45 Caller Pretty much, yeah.

1:21:47 Adam Do you dye your hair strange colors and screw it up?

1:21:49 Caller No, we're pretty normal.

1:21:50 Adam Long nails?

1:21:52 Caller Huh?

1:21:53 Adam Long nails that you paint stuff on?

1:21:55 Caller No.

1:21:56 Adam Now, what are your hobbies?

1:21:57 Caller My hobbies? Well, I stay at home with my kids.

1:22:00 Adam All right.

1:22:00 Caller I don't do much of anything but that.

1:22:02 Drew When did your dad leave?

1:22:03 Caller My dad. Oh, my mom divorced my natural father when I was three, and she married my stepfather when I was five, and she's still with him.

1:22:11 Adam Yeah. What kind of guy was he?

1:22:12 Caller All right. A truck driver over the road.

1:22:14 Adam All right. Bye, baby.

1:22:17 Caller So no triple X chromosome has nothing to do with-

1:22:20 Drew Do not try to go down that path.

1:22:22 Adam You focus on not getting pregnant and taking care of the four kids you have.

1:22:25 Caller Oh, I've got my tubes tied.

1:22:27 Adam Good girl.

1:22:27 Caller Yeah.

1:22:28 Drew Right on.

1:22:29 Adam We're going to send you out a sweatshirt, all right?

1:22:31 Caller Thank you.

1:22:32 Adam Fantastic.

1:22:33 Caller All righty.

1:22:36 Drew You got the picture though pretty clearly of you.

1:22:38 Caller Yeah.

1:22:39 Adam Yeah. Works at the Seat Factory.

1:22:42 Drew Missouri.

1:22:42 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:22:44 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, it beats the hot of the pig factory.

1:22:47 Adam Let me tell you something. I don't know what's up with my microphone, but these guys in the automotive union, these are great gigs. You get paid way too much for not doing all that much, and you get big fat, you get vacation time and health care and all that, and you strike all the time because you're only getting paid like 27 bucks an hour for doing nothing. Only. With your high school education, it's great. It's great. UAW, that would have been a dream gig for me. All unions are great. They're fantastic. They're great. Unions are about people getting paid too much for no education, doing jobs monkeys can do, and then they get PO'd when the work goes to Canada.

1:23:30 Drew For the machines.

1:23:30 Adam Yeah. Yeah. You wonder why all the work's going to Mexico and Canada? Because you got a GED and you think you're worth 32 bucks an hour in golden time. All right. Fine. We'll go to Canada. Have fun. See where you get 30. See where you get 30 bucks an hour. Have fun. Go down to the Arby's. See what they give you. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back.

1:23:53 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:24:36 Adam Big Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Kelly's here from Survivor. Second to last one left on that island. Pretty good.

1:24:48 Caller Sure rub it in.

1:24:50 Adam No, I really think it's an accomplishment. I really do. And not only that, it's just getting past the first five or 10,000 people just to get to the island. I mean, that's really the biggest accomplishment.

1:25:01 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, once you were there, it was sort of...

1:25:03 Adam Everyone's a winner.

1:25:04 Kelly Wiglesworth We're all winners here.

1:25:06 Adam Right, which makes us all losers. You know what I'm saying?

1:25:09 Drew No.

1:25:10 Adam Well, if everyone's a winner... No, there's no winners. Let's look at it in terms of being a race. We're not special. We all tied for first place, all of us. That means we all lost.

1:25:18 Caller Come on.

1:25:19 Caller Yeah.

1:25:20 Adam That's right. We all tied for first and we all tied for last. All right, where the hell are we? Oh, all right, I don't want to get into this. Why? I was just thinking about I was I was trying to get the directions to a place to pick up some takeout food and like they didn't know what street they were on and gave a lot of attitude and didn't even know what god damn street the restaurant was on. And then no apologies after circumnavigating the Burbank area for three days yesterday. And I was just thinking to myself, you know, I was saying, you know, this whole like everyone's special and no one makes any mistake stuff, it's really backfiring on us because all we got is a bunch of stupid, pissed off people who are special. Let me explain to you. Almost none of you are special. All right. So here's here's the way to get special. Kiss ass. Kiss a lot of ass. Just work hard, work hard, work hard and kiss ass because you're you may feel special, but believe me, you're not. You're like one of those people. You know, you're like one of the people goes to church and says it. You know, the Lord thinks you're special. But meanwhile, you're living in a shack and eat macaroni and cheese. You're not special. Believe me, you're not special. Start kissing ass and bust your ass. And then here's what you need to do. Figure out who's special. Kiss their ass. It ain't you. And if you're working at a place and you're waiting for me to come pick up my food, you're really not special.

1:26:48 Kelly Wiglesworth You better know where his street is.

1:26:49 Adam Just know you're not special. Know what street you're on. That's all I'm saying. Kiss my hairy ass.

1:26:55 Drew Hi Nicole.

1:26:55 Adam Nicole?

1:26:56 Caller Yeah.

1:26:56 Drew 21.

1:26:57 Caller Yeah.

1:26:58 Adam What's up?

1:26:59 Caller Well, I'm just curious why. Well, anyway, I have a couple of problems here. Okay, I don't orgasm. I never have. And I know it's because I had a previous history of just bad sexual experiences with boyfriends and stuff.

1:27:18 Drew Like what do you mean?

1:27:20 Caller Well, I lost my-

1:27:21 Adam You hurt my drums, baby.

1:27:23 Drew You lost your virginity?

1:27:24 Caller When I was young.

1:27:25 Drew How old?

1:27:26 Caller I was like 15, but I totally wasn't ready. I barely had puberty. Okay. And then I just was very angry towards guys. I had boyfriends. It just seemed like it was always like pressure. Yeah. And but now I'm in a good relationship and it just seems like things aren't exactly working.

1:27:47 Adam You don't orgasm during oral sex?

1:27:49 Caller No.

1:27:50 Adam Does he try?

1:27:51 Caller Yeah.

1:27:52 Adam Does he really try? Yeah.

1:27:55 Drew Really, really, really?

1:27:56 Adam It doesn't work?

1:27:57 Caller No.

1:27:57 Adam Oh, that's horrible. Do you at least have the quiet dignity to fake it?

1:28:02 Drew No.

1:28:03 Caller No, because we're very close, so.

1:28:05 Adam I know, but that's how the guy knows, you know, you give him a break. It's been down there, like a auctioneer at a.

1:28:13 Caller Well, I want to know that, you know, it's feeling good, but it's just nothing, you know.

1:28:18 Drew All right, Kelly's leaning in on this one.

1:28:19 Caller Go ahead, Kelly.

1:28:20 Kelly Wiglesworth So he knows you haven't had an orgasm.

1:28:22 Caller Right.

1:28:23 Drew Yes.

1:28:23 Adam How can she get one?

1:28:25 Kelly Wiglesworth You've never had an orgasm with anybody?

1:28:27 Drew Yourself? No.

1:28:29 Kelly Wiglesworth Really?

1:28:30 Caller Yeah.

1:28:32 Adam What about, okay, so wouldn't you think the plan of a tech would be to sort of figure herself out and then bring it into the bedroom with the guy?

1:28:39 Kelly Wiglesworth I would think so.

1:28:40 Drew I think if she can't, she can't even direct the guy more clearly, but she may not know what she needs.

1:28:46 Kelly Wiglesworth Exactly.

1:28:46 Adam How about getting in the tub?

1:28:48 Drew Anne. Bathtub.

1:28:50 Adam We don't need Anne. We got Kelly. She knows some white water.

1:28:53 Drew Oh, you're right.

1:28:54 Caller I'm curious if there are like something that just like, do some people just not ever?

1:29:00 Drew Well, there's such a thing. There is. Yeah, but you should be able to-

1:29:05 Adam Jewish women.

1:29:06 Drew Yeah. If you're able to have intimacy and you have no major traumas and you're medically okay, you're not a medication, you should be able to figure things out.

1:29:15 Adam Yeah. Okay, Liz, what about getting a vibrator?

1:29:19 Caller I guess I could try that, yeah.

1:29:20 Drew She sounds very enthusiastic about that.

1:29:22 Caller All right, Kelly.

1:29:23 Adam What do you want me to do? Put my tongue through the phone? Listen, you goofball.

1:29:27 Drew That's what she was asking for.

1:29:28 Kelly Wiglesworth That's what she wants.

1:29:29 Drew Look, she needs the water.

1:29:30 Kelly Wiglesworth She needs a real man.

1:29:31 Drew Anne, she needs the bathtub advice. Oh, she's pointing at Kelly. All right, Kelly.

1:29:37 Adam Go in the bathtub.

1:29:37 Kelly Wiglesworth Bathtub.

1:29:38 Adam Let the water run on you.

1:29:40 Caller Yeah?

1:29:41 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know anything about the bathtub.

1:29:42 Caller You don't know the tub?

1:29:42 Kelly Wiglesworth No, I don't know.

1:29:43 Drew The shower head?

1:29:44 Kelly Wiglesworth I don't know the tub trick.

1:29:45 Adam No, Kelly doesn't either of that. She just hangs her ass off the raft and she's got to do the work.

1:29:50 Caller Yeah, you know.

1:29:51 Adam All right, Nicole.

1:29:51 Kelly Wiglesworth Very natural.

1:29:52 Adam Yeah. Hey, Nicole?

1:29:54 Caller Yeah.

1:29:54 Adam Hey, I'm sorry you're disappointed, but I don't care.

1:29:57 Caller Okay.

1:29:58 Adam Okay.

1:29:59 Drew Just to make that clear, that's nice.

1:30:01 Adam Well, people call this show and they get upset when we don't give them the answer that they want in their fantasy world.

1:30:08 Caller I don't know what to say to that one.

1:30:09 Adam I can't have an orgasm orally. I can't have it through penetration. So all right, get a vibrator and-

1:30:17 Kelly Wiglesworth She can't make herself have one. I think it's true. It's sort of what you said. She doesn't know what she wants.

1:30:22 Drew Yeah, she has to experiment.

1:30:23 Adam Well, but listen to this too. I mean, for women, so much of it is psychological, and she was a little bit angry.

1:30:30 Drew Yeah, but yeah, and she's had some male experiences that weren't so hot, but she has a good relationship now that she's connected to. Maybe it's not what it appears. Who knows?

1:30:39 Adam She was raped, though, and she has a little bit of anger left in. That's enough to get in the way, I'd say.

1:30:46 Drew Could be.

1:30:47 Adam All right. We're going to go to the phones? I want to say one more thing about being special. Yeah. Here's what I've decided. Here's where the trouble is. Here. I've got to put my finger on it now. People in this country, at least, have been told and convinced that you're born special. You're not born special, you earn special. All the people who are now special, it's all through effort and achievement. So if you think you're born special, then why do anything? Why not just sit down and be special? Drew's a special guy, but Drew wasn't special until he did all the things that he had to do to become Drew. You know what I mean?

1:31:31 Drew Right, but I walk around feeling not special.

1:31:33 Adam I know, you're an idiot. But when you were, give me a cup of coffee. Chop chop.

1:31:38 Caller I'll be right back.

1:31:39 Adam When you were 17, you weren't special.

1:31:42 Caller Ugh, that goes there.

1:31:44 Adam Okay, but you went to college and then you went to med school and then you started volunteering your time and then you accumulated all this knowledge and then you shared it with everyone and eventually you became special. But if you just announced that you were special at 15, got a job at the Dairy Queen and called it a life, how special would you be? How special would a president or an Ath or Michael Jordan or an artist or a singer or a comedian or performer, a race car driver, anybody you look up to as special, how special are they minus the achievement?

1:32:17 Caller Right.

1:32:19 Adam Well, they're not.

1:32:19 Drew Yeah.

1:32:20 Adam It's like saying, how rich is Donald Trump without the money?

1:32:23 Drew Yeah.

1:32:24 Adam How rich was Donald Trump when he was, well, his folks were rich. But here's my point, you need that and that's the part we're missing.

1:32:31 Drew Yeah.

1:32:32 Adam You got to bust your hump, everybody. Otherwise, a special is nothing as a matter of fact, gets in the way.

1:32:37 Drew Yeah.

1:32:37 Adam You should think you're not special.

1:32:39 Drew That's what creates the engine.

1:32:40 Adam That's what I'm here for, to make you all feel not special.

1:32:44 Kelly Wiglesworth So you can strive to achieve. Just motivational speaker.

1:32:48 Adam That's right.

1:32:51 Drew You want to be a motivational speaker. Adam, there's a career in that for you. He retards.

1:32:57 Adam I could get those folks off their asses.

1:33:01 Caller You love fat camp, don't you, Lardos?

1:33:04 Adam I can hear you, son. That's the voice I'd use.

1:33:09 Caller Toby. Hi, Toby.

1:33:11 Caller My girlfriend, we've been together for a few months. We've recently started talking about marriage and stuff like that, so we're into it. But she has a bad odor from it. It increases when we have sex.

1:33:26 Drew It could be an infection.

1:33:28 Caller Huh?

1:33:28 Drew Could be an infection.

1:33:29 Caller All right.

1:33:31 Caller But she has a bad odor and it increases as we get going. But that's one way. I'm wondering if it's that normal or...

1:33:38 Drew It could be an infection. That's a common sign of infection in the vagina. Yeah.

1:33:42 Caller And then she had a PILV exam. I found some papers on the PILV exam.

1:33:47 Drew Sure.

1:33:48 Caller The doctor prescribed a Difflucan.

1:33:53 Drew That's an anti-yeast pill. But she may need more than that. She may need something called Flagell, a metronidazole cream. Or you've taken Flagell.

1:34:01 Kelly Wiglesworth Well, I took pills for a parasite.

1:34:04 Drew Really?

1:34:05 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, I got a parasite from the island.

1:34:06 Caller What did you get?

1:34:08 Kelly Wiglesworth They didn't tell me what the specific name was.

1:34:10 Drew They gave you Flagell? Yeah. That's Giardia, bad diarrhea and vomiting stuff.

1:34:13 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, it wasn't Giardia. It was a parasite. Oh, I thought that it might have been Giardia from the river.

1:34:18 Caller But it was from the middle.

1:34:19 Adam What's Giardia?

1:34:20 Drew Giardia is a parasite, though.

1:34:21 Adam What is that Giardia?

1:34:21 Kelly Wiglesworth Yeah, but it wasn't.

1:34:22 Adam Was that the black guy?

1:34:23 Kelly Wiglesworth Because that's what I suspected it was.

1:34:27 Adam All right, hey, hold on, Drew, stop talking about something that no one knows about.

1:34:31 Drew Giardia is a protozoan that populates your small bowel, gives you bad diarrhea and nausea.

1:34:35 Kelly Wiglesworth Sucks, basically.

1:34:36 Drew Comes in the water support.

1:34:37 Adam Tomorrow we'll explain protozoan.

1:34:40 Kelly Wiglesworth Anyway, flagell, go ahead.

1:34:41 Adam All right, fantastic. All right, we're going to break?

1:34:43 Drew Yeah.

1:34:44 Adam How dare you. All right.

1:34:48 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:35:24 Adam Well, there you go. Another fabulous episode of Loveline in the Toilet. I want to thank Kelly for coming in here from Survivor.

1:35:32 Kelly Wiglesworth Thanks for having me. You guys are awesome.

1:35:37 Adam Thanks for coming in. It was delightful. It really was. Yeah, you really have a-

1:35:41 Kelly Wiglesworth Between all the yawning and coughing, it was great.

1:35:44 Adam No, you have a very good presence. Very, very likable person. Very, very down earth, very realistic.

1:35:51 Drew That is rare. Everybody enjoy this moment. Adam's giving me a compliment.

1:35:57 Kelly Wiglesworth Thank you, Adam.

1:35:58 Adam No, she has a very genuine presence. You get a sort of what you see is what you get kind of feeling. Yeah, I like that. I'm used to dealing with this kaleidoscope facade of a man over here, Drew.

1:36:12 Kelly Wiglesworth Very Hollywood over here, Drew.

1:36:15 Drew I'm just keeping it real.

1:36:17 Adam I don't know how many personalities this one has over here. All right.

1:36:21 Drew One of them wears Man Show gear and that will go away.

1:36:23 Adam That is a nice sweatshirt. Very nice. Unfortunately, I can't wear it because I look like a dick walking around with a Man Show sweatshirt on. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:36 Caller Damn, bitch.

1:36:38 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Anne Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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