Episode 1000754886981

1:36 Voiceover Is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain... Are we on the point in Minneapolis?... listener discretion is advised. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:54 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. Was that on the air?

1:58 Drew Oh, sure it was.

1:59 Adam Why, but how come you can't hear yourself during that part, Anderson? I can't hear myself during that part, can I?

2:04 Caller Your headphones are always off your head.

2:06 Adam All right. So when do we go on the air? What point? Like how many seconds before 10? Right at 10?

2:13 Caller No, it's like at 1020, but usually it's right when I point at you unless Drew turns his mic on and starts to talk.

2:17 Adam Oh, yeah. So I was waiting for, yeah, you hadn't pointed yet.

2:20 Drew I know.

2:21 Adam Speaking of the point, that's our Minneapolis affiliate, right, Drew? Right.

2:24 Drew That's what I'm saying.

2:25 Adam That's what I think. Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-FAX-Number-310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is the dumbest board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist you ever want to meet. Tonight our guest is from Big Brother. Brittany is in here. Drew is smitten with Big Brother. I've not caught on to Big Brother, but Drew certainly has, and part of that's because he's being paid to do it. But the other part is, is he's genuinely interested in the human condition and dynamics and how people interact together?

2:58 Drew Yes, something you wouldn't know anything about.

3:00 Adam No.

3:01 Drew I know.

3:02 Adam Was I vomiting this morning? I was heaving so hard this morning.

3:06 Drew Nice transition, that's very nice.

3:07 Adam Look at my eyelids, look at my eyes.

3:10 Drew Yeah, they're purple.

3:10 Adam Do you see these splotches?

3:12 Yeah.

3:13 Adam That's from heaving.

3:14 Drew That's from retching.

3:17 Adam Oh my God, there was nothing in me, just heaving this morning was horrible.

3:22 Drew Why?

3:22 Adam You drank too much. No, not too much.

3:25 Drew No.

3:25 Adam Now here's what happened. I played them, we're going to get to Brittany and Big Brother. I played in that softball game last night in Lancaster. How'd you do? One for two. I hit the ball kind of hard to right field, nothing spectacular. But I made the best catch I've ever made.

3:42 Drew Oh, good for you.

3:43 Adam And anyone's ever made.

3:45 Drew In the world.

3:45 Adam In the world.

3:46 Drew Okay.

3:47 Adam In center field. I'm talking dead, run, skyrocket, hit out there a million miles high, on my horse, and diving. I mean, I hyper extended my left shoulder. And I'm not talking about a good catch for a lame chick or a drunken guy who's in a band. I'm talking about a-

4:04 Drew Willie Mays.

4:04 Adam Willie Mays. Absolutely. If anyone saw that game, feel free to call in and tell me all about it.

4:11 Drew And what does that have to do with the retching?

4:13 Adam Well, I hurt my shoulder.

4:15 Drew You took opiates.

4:16 Adam I don't call them opiates. They're pills. I took a Vicodin when I got home because I hyperextended my left shoulder. I mean, I laid out flat in the air and skidded on my face for 10 feet in the middle of the center field. It was one of those hold the ball up because no one thought I had it. And then I threw my back out taking a bow. I really did. I bowed. The place went nuts. So I got home that night. I took a Vicodin and had a couple of glasses of wine.

4:40 Drew Oh, my God.

4:42 Adam I was in pain, but I missed dinner. I didn't eat dinner. I didn't eat anything.

4:46 Drew And then you started retching.

4:47 Adam No. Felt fine. Woke up the next morning, got up early, you know, 8.30, 8.45 in the morning, got up, had a headache, took three aspirin.

4:56 Drew Oh, my God.

4:56 Adam Had an empty stomach and I was like dehydrated. I had half a cup of coffee and started heaving. It was great. And then heaved for like the next hour. And then I had like a eye drop full of tap water and heaved. That is everything. I heaved up air. I heaved up everything that went into my mouth. I swallowed some dust. I actually I swallowed a little plaque about nine thirty in the morning. I had that up too. So a lot of heaving. That's what happened to my eyelids. All right. Let's talk to Brittany now. Brittany, when did they throw you out of the house?

5:29 Brittany Petros Oh, gosh, it's been three weeks ago now.

5:32 Adam And oh, you're from Minnesota, right?

5:34 Drew Yes, from Minnesota. Yeah.

5:37 Adam And I got to get all the rules down because I've just been, I have a very rudimentary awareness of the show. I don't exactly know how.

5:46 Drew They go into a room, they nominate two people.

5:48 Adam How many people start in the house?

5:49 Drew Ten.

5:50 Adam And what are we down to now?

5:51 Drew Four.

5:52 Adam And what is it? 500 grand for the winner?

5:54 Drew Yeah. Then 100 for number two and 50 for number three.

5:57 Adam And when are we going to know, when does it get down?

5:59 Drew Friday.

6:00 Adam Oh, get down to one?

6:01 Drew They end it on Wednesday, it'll be down to three and then the public will pick the number one, two, and three spots.

6:07 Adam Oh, really?

6:07 Drew Yeah.

6:08 Adam Interesting. Why were you tossed out in your estimation? Why did they say they tossed you out?

6:14 Drew No, no, no, no. The house nominates the public votes by four.

6:18 Adam Oh, that's worse.

6:19 Brittany Petros So yeah, what happened was the week that I was up, there was six of us I think that were up for nomination because we all voted each other and we all got two votes.

6:28 Drew That week?

6:28 Brittany Petros Yeah. Everybody was up in the house except for Jamie. So there were six of us that were up. And then the public votes and there's this huge, whether or not I got banished fairly. There's another guy in the house, George, and his wife, I guess, made this big banish Brittany movement because I turned out to be the most popular on the AOL poll.

6:47 Caller Yeah.

6:48 Brittany Petros So she saw me as the biggest competition. And I guess she has a friend that works at the phone company or some company picked up the tab. And she had these phones put at a bar and had people, um, be able to vote for free because it's cost a dollar, cost 99 cents to vote.

7:02 Caller Uh-huh.

7:03 Brittany Petros So and then there's this huge...

7:04 Adam Now what do they do with that revenue?

7:07 Drew They take it.

7:08 Brittany Petros I'm sure.

7:08 Adam Oh, they do? Yeah.

7:10 Drew I think they do with it.

7:10 Brittany Petros They go buy cars.

7:11 Adam What I'm saying is at first I thought, well, all right, that's a smart way to get people not to vote multiple, multiple times.

7:18 Drew Right.

7:19 Adam I mean, you don't have your kid brother take a week off school.

7:21 Drew Allegedly, it's fairly costly to run these kinds of polls.

7:26 Adam So, they're sort of breaking even.

7:27 Drew Yeah, they're not making much money.

7:28 Adam Okay. I just didn't know if it was right for, what network is it called?

7:33 Drew CBS.

7:34 Adam I mean, CBS to take this sort of profit off of something.

7:39 Drew Yeah.

7:39 Adam I mean, if enough people vote, how many people vote?

7:42 Brittany Petros A couple hundred thousand, I think, total.

7:44 Adam Really?

7:45 Brittany Petros Not bad. Yeah, each time.

7:46 Adam All right.

7:47 Brittany Petros The exact numbers aren't given out, but-

7:49 Adam Right. All right. So there's a little controversy in that she may have stuffed the ballot box.

7:54 Drew But I think you had it right, though, because Brittany, when she came out, said- I think the way people vote is just so interesting, because you don't vote because you like somebody.

8:02 Brittany Petros You vote because you dislike them.

8:03 Drew Because they- and it's not dislike even. It's sort of like anybody that stands out gets voted. Why did Cassandra get voted out?

8:10 Brittany Petros Yeah.

8:10 Drew I mean, you know what I mean?

8:12 Adam I don't know why they let her go. She was my favorite.

8:15 Brittany Petros You don't even know who she is.

8:16 Adam Yeah. Yes, I do.

8:17 Brittany Petros You do not?

8:18 Adam She's Elvira, Cassandra Peterson.

8:21 Drew That's right. Yeah.

8:22 Adam Right? Is that what you're talking about? I love her Halloween special.

8:24 Drew But you know what I mean? It's a very strange phenomenon. And you said that when you came out, that you were very, very popular, but you believe that since you were popular, probably people also- you stood out.

8:34 Brittany Petros Well, too, I think that the people that are online, voting on the polls, and where I came out most popular, I think a lot of them are younger people, and it's their parents that don't really think the girl with pink hair and the nose ring should be someone that they look up to.

8:48 Adam How did you get into this?

8:50 Brittany Petros Well, I answered an ad in the paper, went down there, filled in an application, they had you in front of a camera for two minutes, and you said why you thought you were interesting, and then just left. Then about a month later, I got a phone call, and it was actually kind of funny because I forgot I did it. It was so much later that I didn't- and for my works, I do pharmaceutical sales and we do things with.

9:11 Drew Careful, I don't tell them Adam, Adam be looking for-

9:12 Adam You got any samples?

9:13 Drew Here we go, here we go.

9:14 Brittany Petros Oh dear.

9:14 Adam You got anything in your trunk?

9:16 Brittany Petros I don't work for them anymore.

9:19 Drew She did carry a great medicine for urinary incontinence though.

9:22 Adam Oh really?

9:23 Drew Yeah, as you've aged, it's been an issue.

9:25 Adam Speaking of urinary incontinence, I took a squirt in an Avion bottle yesterday.

9:30 Brittany Petros Oh dear.

9:31 Drew Why?

9:32 Adam 24 hours ago, so help me God. Why? Because I was in Lancaster for this softball game that I hyperextended my shoulder. There's a lawsuit. I can't really talk about it. But I was in Lancaster.

9:46 Drew Yeah.

9:48 Adam They don't tell you how far, you don't know how far Lancaster is.

9:50 Drew That's a good hour away, hour 15.

9:52 Adam Good hour and change. Yeah. It's one of these things where you're passing Magic Mountain and you look up in the sign and it says, 30 miles. Lancaster, 46 miles. You go, Holy Christ. That son of a bitch who sold me on the game. So that's about the same distance as Magic Mountain. But anyway, I was driving home last night. Yeah. Okay. I had a beer in the dugout. I was driving home and I thought as I got into my car, I thought, I got to pee. I don't have to pee. But wait a minute. I'm thinking about pee. So that must mean something. You know that thought where it's like, I don't really have to pee, but yet pee is now running through my head and something is going on with pee, but I don't have to pee. But yet I'm going to be on the road for an hour and 15 minutes. Maybe I should take a leak. On the other hand, I don't really know where I am. Screw it. I'll be lucky to get back on the freeway as it is.

10:42 Drew So that's when the avion came in.

10:44 Adam Well, as I was driving through like Pacoima or Sun Valley, that's when it really kicked in. But I thought I'll be goddamned if I'm going to pull over in this hellhole. And for those of you who don't live in that neighborhood, you know firsthand what a dump it is. And I grew up in that area, or at least in North Hollywood in that area. No way am I pulling over to take a leak. Plus with all the screwed up foreigners who are on gas stations now, what are your chances of taking a leak? You end up just leaking behind the place in the tub that they check the inner tubes in anyway, right? I mean what are the chances some guy is going to use his bathroom? In California, in Southern California, the a-holes that own gas stations, and all of you should kill yourselves immediately, please. These steely-eyed foreigners who sit there behind that four inch glass and tell you they're out of everything and throw your change in, what are the chances you're going to use your bathroom? Forget it. So I kept driving, and it was getting bad, and it was getting real bad. And when I got off the on-ramp from my house, I didn't bother going up the hill. I kept driving to the church parking lot, whipped out the Evian bottle, and cleaned myself out right there.

11:45 Drew The church parking lot?

11:46 Adam Yeah, there's a church. It's right off the off-ramp.

11:48 Drew So what was Brittany talking about?

11:51 Adam I have no idea. Brittany was talking about voting.

11:55 Drew No, she put an ad. No, she answered an ad.

11:57 Brittany Petros Oh, yeah. So then I just kept being called back for interview after interview, and then once they tell us that we make it, we get about a week to figure out what we're going to do. So I had a week to quit my job, and I owned a duplex. So I had to prepay all my bills for my tenants and stuff. So it was pretty hectic, and then I got in the house.

12:15 Adam You own a duplex?

12:17 Brittany Petros Yes.

12:18 Adam That's pretty. Well, wait a minute, a duplex is only two places.

12:20 Brittany Petros Yeah.

12:20 Adam You live in one of them?

12:21 Brittany Petros Yep.

12:21 Adam Ah, that's nothing then. All right.

12:23 Drew Duplex in Minneapolis.

12:25 Brittany Petros Yeah, in Minneapolis.

12:26 Adam What did that run you, like 18 grand?

12:29 Brittany Petros Little more. Not much, little more though.

12:33 Adam All right. No, I'd kill myself if I found out how much it was. Are you ready to go to the phones? Sure. Yep. And what are you doing now? Are you just going back to Minneapolis?

12:41 Brittany Petros No, I'm moving out to LA.

12:42 Adam Do some acting?

12:44 Brittany Petros Actually, yep, I signed with William Morris.

12:46 Adam Oh, those a-holes. Good luck.

12:48 Brittany Petros They're so nice.

12:49 Adam Have a good time. Have fun. You have fun with the other 8,000 people they employ. Oh, yeah, they want to remember you. Don't bother talking to them.

13:01 Drew Asshole.

13:01 Adam Mike? Yeah? You're 15.

13:04 Drew Mike, Adam, there's such...

13:06 Adam No, listen, I'm telling you, forget it. You got to go make your own stuff. They're not going to get you any jobs. Do what I did. Do reverse psychology on them. Tell them not to call you and not to bother you. Then they'll get nervous and start calling and wanting to go to lunch. You see what I'm saying?

13:21 Brittany Petros Okay.

13:22 Adam All right, I'm telling you. It'll work.

13:24 Drew Chips washed out for him.

13:25 Adam Mike?

13:25 Drew You understand?

13:26 Adam Have I hurt? Oh, really? Oh, yeah, forget it. Now it's really over. Go ahead, Mike.

13:32 All right.

13:33 I have to be kind of quiet because my parents are in the other room.

13:36 But my girlfriend's pregnant.

13:39 She wants to keep the baby.

13:40 Adam How old is she?

13:41 She's 16.

13:43 Adam Hmm.

13:44 Yeah.

13:45 Adam Nice. She's your kid, right?

13:47 Yeah.

13:47 Adam Yeah. All right. So what do you want her to do?

13:50 I want her to have an abortion.

13:51 Drew What do you want from us tonight? She's made up her mind.

13:54 I want to know, like, if I can do anything about it.

13:56 Drew No. You can help raise the baby. You're going to have to. You're going to have a... Financially, you're going to be required to help support that baby.

14:05 Adam What if she gives it up for adoption?

14:08 Well, she doesn't want to do that either.

14:09 Why?

14:11 She wants to keep the baby herself, and she doesn't think that...

14:15 Adam How's her family situation?

14:18 Her dad, she doesn't know where her dad is.

14:20 Drew Mom got married, got her baby when she was 16?

14:23 She had her when she was 17.

14:24 Drew Oh, well, just as.

14:25 Adam Well, she's pregnant at 16.

14:26 Drew Yeah, so your girlfriend will have her baby at 17 also.

14:29 Adam Right?

14:29 Drew It's right on schedule.

14:30 Adam Perfect. Yes, it's that big crap go round that keeps spinning in the sky. All right, Mike, well, you just hopped on the crap go round. Hey. Enjoy.

14:40 Drew Don't be part of the, at least insofar as this merry ground goes, don't be a part of I don't know where dad is syndrome.

14:46 Adam Yeah. Yeah. She should know, your daughter or son should know you're in Florida and remarried. Okay. You understand? That's your response. You know, I'm now lowering the bar for all dads. Forget about supporting your child. Forget about being a part of your child's life. Forget about raising your child. At least have them know what part of the country you're in. That's all I want now. So instead of like, I don't know where my dad is, he moved to Atlanta and he owns a bait and tackle place.

15:17 Drew At least you know that.

15:18 Adam At least that you know.

15:19 Drew But if Mike really wants something to do, he can try to prevail upon his girlfriend to do what's right for that child, which is to get a family, which is prepared to raise a child in an adopted family.

15:28 Adam Right? Right.

15:29 Drew Right.

15:30 Right.

15:30 Adam Right. All right. Christy.

15:35 Yes.

15:36 Adam You're 16.

15:37 Caller Yeah. Well, when I was three, I was molested. And I'm really attracted to older men, like older men.

15:45 Drew This was an older guy that molested you when you were three?

15:47 Caller Yes.

15:48 Drew How old?

15:48 Adam Hold on. Hey, Drew, I think you're rubbing up against my can jack there.

15:52 Drew This thing. This thing.

15:53 Adam Yeah. Is that what you're doing?

15:54 Drew Yeah.

15:54 Adam It's fading in and out. Oh, do I have the energy to go off on Westwood 1 and what a flaming turd this dump is? All right. Go ahead, Christy. So how old are the older guys you're into?

16:10 Caller They can be between maybe probably up to like 35.

16:16 Adam How low can you I mean, what's the cutoff point? 20?

16:21 Caller Well, yeah, I'm not really attracted to anyone my age.

16:24 Drew You're 16?

16:25 Caller Yeah.

16:26 Drew Have you been with these guys?

16:27 Caller No.

16:28 Brittany Petros What do you think it is about them that you find attractive that you don't find in someone your own age?

16:33 Caller I don't know, just maybe because they're more mature. I don't know why, but you know.

16:38 Drew How old was the guy that abused you when you were three?

16:41 Caller I don't know. I don't know who he was.

16:42 Drew But it was an adult?

16:43 Caller Yes.

16:44 Drew Usually, it sort of sets people on a trajectory. It's like it wires them in a certain way that it's almost like they have to recreate that same trauma over and over and over again. Once they hit puberty, pow, becomes finding those kinds of guys and older. Think about the 30-year-old guy that would go out with Christy, who that would be.

17:02 Adam Oh, yes.

17:02 Drew Totally.

17:02 Adam Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Walter Raleigh. Hey, let me make this assertion. I never really thought about this too much, but women seem more susceptible to this. Yeah. Because they have faulty wiring, whereas men, they're wired like Jags, whereas men are wired like Fords. We got a little more casing on our wires, a little thicker gauge. Do you know what I'm saying, Drew? A little better wiring.

17:24 Drew I'm listening.

17:25 Adam But here's why I think, I'm just trying to figure out why it is that women, when they get monkeyed with, go a little wackier than when men get monkeyed with. I realize it's probably the same thing that makes them mothers or more nurturing parents.

17:40 Drew They're more sensitive.

17:40 Adam They're softer, they're more open.

17:43 Drew They're more affected by emotions.

17:44 Adam Yeah, their skin isn't as thick, and so when they get screwed with, it really screws with them. Whereas with guys, it's like kicking an armadillo or something.

17:53 Drew Yeah, but what would happen to the five-year-old male that was sexually abused by a male?

17:59 Adam Oh, by a male? This isn't by a male though. This is by a female. It's not the same thing.

18:04 Drew What do you mean?

18:05 Adam She had a male do it.

18:06 Right.

18:07 Adam Okay, so it's not analogous to say a male did it.

18:10 Drew What have you ever heard of a female sexually abusing a five-year-old male? What if it doesn't happen?

18:15 Adam I know.

18:17 Drew It just doesn't happen.

18:17 Adam Yeah, but it's like saying, it's like saying a bear dry-humped Christie and what if a bear dry-humped a younger bear? It's the same, it's a different thing. Okay, I know you're squinting, but I'm saying a guy going at a young guy is different. Why? Because one is homo-sexual and the other is hetero-sexual.

18:38 Drew But the males are the abusers, they're the ones that do the abusing.

18:41 Adam I know, but you're trying to draw an analogy and you have to, or a comparison, and you're doing apples and oranges now.

18:48 Drew I see what you're saying. So let's say it had been, let's say Christie was eight years old and a 15-year-old female got at her. What do you think the impact of that would have been?

18:58 Adam Much less.

18:59 Drew And different, huh?

19:00 Adam And different, but still impactful.

19:03 Drew Yes.

19:03 Adam And still less impactful for a guy.

19:05 Drew I agree.

19:06 Adam Okay, sorry, Christie.

19:07 Caller Well, I've always been like a real sexual person.

19:11 Drew But that's because of this experience.

19:13 Caller Well, why would that make me? I mean, wouldn't that make me like the opposite?

19:16 Drew It does one or the other. It establishes.

19:17 Adam It will eventually.

19:18 Drew Well, or you can go back and forth, but it establishes what's called a trajectory. It's like you start moving rapidly in one direction or the other, and that direction you've gone is more towards sex as we're really recreating that original trauma.

19:31 Caller Okay?

19:32 Drew It's not a good thing.

19:33 Adam All right, so get some therapy.

19:35 Caller I've tried that. It doesn't...

19:36 Adam All right, well, if that doesn't work, then start drinking.

19:38 Brittany Petros Well, do you feel good about yourself when you act sexually, or do you regret it?

19:42 Caller No, actually, when I do do it afterwards, I feel horrible.

19:47 Drew Yeah, this is how people become sexual compulsives. Okay, this is the story of sexual compulsivity. Sexual abuse in childhood, this is what starts in teenage years, and it continues to fuel the shame, fuel the lack of self-esteem. It feels good in the moment, and it also feels whole, like you're in control of those awful feelings associated with that trauma, and then you come out of it even feeling worse, and then having to do it all again in order to try to recreate, and feel good, and control those feelings.

20:12 Adam Drew, you did that whole thing in real time. Do you realize that? You know what I mean? Like the relationship.

20:18 Drew I took six years to do it. It just felt like it.

20:21 Adam It was real time.

20:22 Drew Yeah.

20:23 Adam Chris?

20:25 Yeah.

20:25 Adam You're 15.

20:26 Caller Yeah.

20:28 Adam, I like to say, you are a genius.

20:31 Adam Yes. Thank you.

20:32 Caller And Drew, none of people compliment you.

20:36 None of people call in and compliment Drew.

20:39 Drew Thank you, Chris.

20:40 Because you hold the show together.

20:42 Drew God bless you.

20:42 Without you, it'd be Adam.

20:45 Drew We are. It's a horrifying prospect.

20:47 Yeah.

20:48 Adam He is the paste in my décapage.

20:54 Okay.

20:54 Adam Thank you.

20:56 I want to know.

20:56 Adam You know what décapage means in French, Chris?

21:00 No, I don't.

21:00 Adam It means gay.

21:05 Okay.

21:06 All right.

21:09 Okay. I want to know, can you have a dry orgasm?

21:14 Drew Yeah. But usually, You can? Well, it's usually from a retrograde ejaculation. The semen goes back into the bladder instead of forward out.

21:23 Adam How does it do that? You mean you put pressure on the perineum or whatever it is?

21:26 Drew Sometimes it just happens and sometimes medication be the most common reason for that.

21:30 Brittany Petros Do you then get a bladder infection?

21:31 Drew No. No, if that happens, no, it doesn't hurt anything. It's not a healthy thing, but not a bad thing.

21:37 Adam Did that ever happen to you, Chris?

21:38 Drew No. No, Adam's been working on that for years.

21:42 Adam Yeah. They're working on those smokeless cigarettes for a while.

21:45 Drew Yeah.

21:46 Adam Yeah.

21:47 Drew You're trying to save the hamper.

21:49 Adam Seamless penis. Yeah. Yeah, because that's the secondhand jizz that kills. Yeah. Well, you know what I'm saying?

21:56 Caller Oh my God.

21:58 Drew Oh my God.

21:59 Adam Pets, the maid suffers. What's that, Chris?

22:02 Why don't you guys let me talk?

22:04 Adam Yeah. All right. Okay. I got to be the only guy in the world that does a show that's like sort of aimed for teens, but I hate teenagers. I really hate them. I really have no tolerance for them.

22:19 Drew You have no tolerance.

22:20 Adam No, I really don't. I hate them.

22:21 Drew No, you don't. No, you don't.

22:23 Adam I hate the snot-nosed ones.

22:24 Drew Okay.

22:25 Adam That's the ones I hate. I hate the ones that drag their scrawny ass when they're crossing the street and they ain't in a crosswalk and then they look at you and then they look back down at their feet and they're still walking like extra slow. You know people that cross the street?

22:38 Brittany Petros So were you that kind of teenager?

22:39 Adam Extra slow? No.

22:40 Brittany Petros For some reason, I think you were.

22:41 Adam Well, hell yes.

22:42 Caller Of course you were.

22:44 Adam How dare you? How dare both of you?

22:46 Brittany Petros So are you really saying you hate yourself?

22:48 Adam I hustled my ass across the street. I was seen and not heard.

22:53 Brittany Petros I'm sure you did.

22:53 Adam I ran. Everyone ran across the street. When I grew up, if you cross the street, you did it a full sprint. Everyone ran across the street. Nobody walked across the street.

23:04 Drew That's your perception of what you did.

23:06 Adam No, I ran. I always remember that. It was like you ran because you thought you were going to run over.

23:11 Brittany Petros You probably only ran after you stole something from the store.

23:13 Adam Whatever.

23:14 Brittany Petros Trying to get away.

23:16 Drew She knows you well.

23:17 Adam That's amazing. How dare both of you. Oh man. I hustled because I was a teen. I was a youth, you see. And when I see these scrawny, pissed off kids dragging their scrawny asses across the street now and they slow down when you see it coming. Not me. I see a kid slow down, I speed up when I'm behind the wheel. I'll take his belt right off. I have no problem with that. I'm perfectly confident, by the way, that I could pass a kid's ass going 45 and be within two or three inches of his ass and feel very safe about it.

23:45 Drew Mila.

23:47 Caller Yes. Hi, Dr. Drew. Hi, everybody. I wanted to ask a question to Brittany. I wanted to know if you're still angry at Jamie and at George's wife or what they've done.

24:02 Brittany Petros I wouldn't use the word anger, actually, for either one of them.

24:06 Adam It's more bitter, isn't it?

24:07 Brittany Petros No, not bitter. For George's wife, she has her own issues.

24:14 Caller She heard George.

24:16 Adam Which one is George? Is he the cute one?

24:19 Drew Yeah, the old guy. The old guy is my age.

24:22 Adam He's kind of chubby.

24:22 Drew Yeah, but he acts like he was 55. Really.

24:25 Brittany Petros Yeah, and hmmm.

24:27 Adam Wait a minute. Didn't he get thrown off recently?

24:30 Brittany Petros Yeah, he just got banished.

24:31 Adam And he was like in a toga or something?

24:33 Brittany Petros Yeah.

24:33 Adam Yeah, he's cute. I like it.

24:34 Drew Yeah, he's a nice guy.

24:35 Brittany Petros I think, especially after this last round, apparently she did the same thing that she did with me, but targeted Jamie this time. And I think that shows her reasoning for targeting me the time before was because I turned out to be the most popular on the AOL poll, and she wanted to get rid of competition. Jamie was not the next most popular, but she was the only other girl. And in talking to other people that know her, I think her wanting the girls off speaks volumes about her own insecurities. And you can't really be angry with someone. I just, you know, I guess I kind of more feel bad.

25:08 Drew What about Jamie?

25:10 Brittany Petros Jamie, and I was never angry with Jamie. I don't think she has a bad heart. I don't think she's a bad person. I just think that she's not as open as she could be. And I definitely do.

25:19 Drew What made you believe that? That segment where she was trying to make amends with people about selecting the agent?

25:26 Brittany Petros You know what? It wasn't exactly that. It was more when I got out of the house and I think about all the people that I spent time with, I really don't know anything about her. I lived with her for two months and I don't know her opinions on anything. I don't know.

25:39 Drew Don't you think she did that on purpose? Oh, who cares? Hang on a second.

25:42 Adam Nobody watches this show.

25:43 Drew She's so conscious of the camera.

25:44 Adam Come on.

25:45 Brittany Petros You know what? I did initially, but after speaking with her family and friends, they say that she is like that. That's how she is. So I think maybe it's more so since she's on TV. I mean, she talks about storylines all the time and she did in the house. I mean, she's definitely conscious. She wants to make it in Hollywood. She doesn't want to make waves. I think it's sad because there's probably things about her or her life that if she would have shared could affect people watching. I think that she's really missed an opportunity to help people, which is sad and in the process she's damaged her own image. So, I don't know. It's not really anger. I just.

26:24 Drew Don't trust her as much as you thought you could.

26:26 Brittany Petros Yeah. Yeah, I don't.

26:27 Adam Mila.

26:27 Caller Yes.

26:28 Adam Does that answer your question?

26:30 Caller It doesn't for my question, Adam.

26:32 Adam Good.

26:32 Drew I'm sorry, Adam, I'm so impolite, Mila.

26:35 Adam No, it's fine.

26:35 Caller No, it's only for us three who listen to watch the Big Brother.

26:39 Adam Right. I understand. You have any questions about like a Mexican soap or something? We can wax on for about 20 minutes on.

26:45 Caller Maybe not.

26:45 Drew He's an idiot.

26:48 Adam Is Big Brother going to go next season? Are they going to go somewhere? Are they going to do another season? They're talking about them. Are they going to be somewhere?

26:56 Drew Same place. That house cost them a fortune to set up.

27:00 Adam Oh, really? Yeah.

27:01 Drew Technologically, there's just a ton going on there.

27:02 Brittany Petros But everything breaks in it. The chairs break, the silverware break. I don't know how it cost them money.

27:07 Adam It's not the silverware, though.

27:10 Brittany Petros So they didn't have any money left for the furniture. All right.

27:13 Adam We are going to take ourselves a little break. Brittany is here from Big Brother. Dr. Drew is also joining us from Big Brother. And we'll be back after this.

27:24 Back in a minute.

28:01 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. What? Is that it?

28:09 Drew No.

28:09 Adam LOVE-191?

28:11 Caller Yeah.

28:11 Drew Where's your commitment?

28:12 Adam I don't know where it is.

28:12 Drew You slacker.

28:13 Caller I'm tired.

28:13 Adam I was vomiting all morning. My shoulders hyper-extended. I feel like hell. Brittany from Big Brothers are guests tonight, and this show is going to have its big climax coming up this Friday, right?

28:25 Drew Yeah. You're going to be there for that?

28:27 Brittany Petros Oh, yeah.

28:28 Drew Who thinks it's going to win?

28:30 Brittany Petros I want Eddie to win, but who knows? The public's voting and hey, I don't understand it.

28:35 Drew Did he talk about his cancer at all?

28:37 Brittany Petros Yeah, he did. Eddie and I have talked about it. He mentioned it to the house.

28:42 Drew Because his medical situation really frightens me because here's my thing. He had an osteosarcoma, his kid has one leg. Osteosarcoma when he was 11 had an amputation. They usually give chemo and then it's either cured or it isn't.

28:55 Brittany Petros Yeah, it wasn't.

28:57 Drew And if it isn't, I saw some pictures of him where his hair was missing like he had had chemo recently. That is bad news if that's in fact what's happening here.

29:07 Brittany Petros He hasn't had it recently.

29:08 Drew And then they talked about medical bills and it's like wait a minute if he had medical bills from back then why does he still have them now? Unless he's still getting treatment and if he's still getting treatments that's awful.

29:18 Brittany Petros Well from what I understand that the medical bill is only paid for 70 percent, his insurance is only paid for 70 percent.

29:25 Drew But the hospitals only let you go out over two years in terms of payment plans. So what has accumulated over the last, what's he been doing for the last nine years?

29:33 Adam What if you don't pay the payment plans?

29:34 Brittany Petros He says he hasn't been doing anything there still.

29:36 Drew Then it's the bad debt.

29:38 Brittany Petros Well I think they had to take a couple mortgages or something out on the house and that's what he's calling his medical bills.

29:42 Drew So he's not still getting.

29:43 Brittany Petros No, he's not still, as far as I know, he's not still getting anything.

29:46 Drew Because there was one of those old tapes they had of him in one of those trial tapes, he looked like he had lost hair, like he had hair loss.

29:52 Adam What trial tapes?

29:54 Drew Well, they're like these.

29:55 Brittany Petros Yeah, he hasn't had chemo since he was 11 or something.

29:58 Drew All right, that's important.

29:59 Adam What's a trial tape?

30:00 Drew I don't know how to describe it. The promote, the tape, the tryout tapes.

30:03 Adam Oh, tryout. Oh, you said trial tape.

30:05 Drew I know, I know.

30:06 Adam I thought you meant like he was giving a deposition or something. All right, well, that's no fun. Hey, what's the show? It's in the top 10, right?

30:14 Drew Yep, the live shows.

30:15 Adam It's been in the top 10 ever since it hit the air, right?

30:18 Drew The live show.

30:19 Adam Yeah, good.

30:22 Drew Just like the man show. Wait a minute. No, wait a minute. Man show is quite make the top 10.

30:28 Adam How dare you? How dare you, sir?

30:31 Drew Have you ever seen the man show?

30:32 Brittany Petros No.

30:33 Drew Do you know what I'm talking about?

30:34 Brittany Petros No, I have no idea. Sorry.

30:36 Best show on television, the man show.

30:38 Brittany Petros Who is that?

30:39 Adam Who is that, the governor of your great state?

30:41 Drew That was Jesse Ventura talking about the man show.

30:43 Adam What did he say about the man show?

30:44 Brittany Petros Oh, dear.

30:45 Adam What did he say? Anderson, what was that? I didn't quite catch. Hey, Anderson.

30:50 Drew Play it again.

30:50 Adam He's not talking to everybody.

30:52 Best show on television, the man show.

30:54 Adam Yeah.

30:55 Caller The governor's seal of approval.

30:58 Drew Okay.

30:58 Adam Who was that?

30:59 Drew I don't know.

31:03 Adam Yes. He's a genius at Jesse Ventura. Erin.

31:07 Caller Okay. Good evening, Brittany.

31:08 Adam Hi.

31:10 Caller First off, I'd like to say, Drew, you're literally a genius. Appreciate what you do for the people. They really don't get enough credit.

31:17 Adam Thank you. Enough.

31:19 Caller Oh, really?

31:20 Adam He gets too much. I'm smarter than he is.

31:22 Caller Well, Adam, we all know that you are literally a millionaire.

31:25 Adam Well, that's true.

31:25 Caller There is a reason why you get that.

31:27 Adam Yeah, that's true.

31:32 Caller I don't see a doctor in front of your name, Mr. Big Mouth.

31:35 Caller Well, no. Before I get to my question, I wanted to make a couple requests if there's any opportunity.

31:40 Drew Yeah.

31:41 Caller If there was any chance to maybe hear the Drew Shuffle, if that's still around.

31:46 Adam At some point tonight.

31:47 Drew Yeah.

31:47 Caller No, not yet.

31:48 Drew I'm not. No, no. He means the boogie. He means the boogie, I think.

31:51 Adam You want to hear the boogie or the shuffle?

31:52 Caller I think it was the shuffle. Ow.

31:54 Drew That one.

31:55 Caller Yeah. I think it was the shuffle, but I would be happy with either probably.

32:00 Adam I will play the boogie later. Don't forget that, Anderson.

32:03 Caller If there's any chance that might have a little revival of the word recoculus for the evening, that would be.

32:07 Brittany Petros Yeah, whatever.

32:08 Adam Oh, yeah. I'll try to work recoculus into a sentence.

32:11 Drew Is this a weird energy night or is it just me?

32:13 Adam Well, listen, I threw up and hyper extended my shoulders, so I'm not feeling good.

32:17 Drew You're high on Vicodin.

32:18 Adam Recoculus.

32:19 Drew You're high on Vicodin, that's probably.

32:20 Brittany Petros Yeah.

32:20 Adam No, I was high on Vicodin last night. Not tonight. I mean later tonight, but not now. Aaron?

32:27 Caller Okay.

32:27 Adam What else?

32:28 Caller I'm good for probably two or three ejaculations in one day. But then it's going to take me probably a couple of days to recuperate from that in order to create more semen. When I don't have the semen when I ejaculate, it's kind of painful. It's not the erection itself. It's as painful just not having the semen. Is there any way, any food that can be eaten?

32:46 Drew No.

32:47 Caller No.

32:48 Adam You mean if you masturbate and there's nothing in there and you have just a dry run, it's painful? Is that what you're saying?

32:57 Caller Yeah.

32:58 Drew Why are you pushing yourself to those?

32:59 Caller Well, it's not really masturbation. It's sexual activity.

33:02 Adam All right. But listen, you masturbate a couple of times and then it takes you a couple of days to fill up again?

33:10 Caller No. If I'm good for two or three, I'm thinking, you know, I used to go every day. If you go a couple of times every day for a while, it really kind of wears down.

33:19 Drew Is he talking in riddles or is this me?

33:21 Adam I don't know what he's saying. Listen, I know what you're talking about, how it hurts more when there's nothing in there because I was vomiting up air today and it was worse. No satisfaction at all. You know what it's like? You're yelling at the sink. You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, nothing comes out. It's weird. I'm hoping none of the neighbors were looking at it, it was over the kitchen sink yelling at it. When something comes out of you, at least it makes sense.

33:49 Drew Oh my God. Aaron, no, there's nothing you can do. You can ease up and just get back in line with your body.

33:57 Adam Something's wrong with you though.

33:58 Brittany Petros Can't you just space it out and do it once a day?

34:00 Adam No, but he says, here's Aaron's assertion, is he gets, he masturbates two or three times and then gets lucky the next day.

34:08 Caller Yeah.

34:08 Adam And that's his situation, which I'm sure doesn't happen. How often is that going to happen? That you're taken by surprise by sex, Aaron?

34:15 Caller No, I kind of see a couple of women and it's just kind of.

34:18 Adam All right. Well, if you're seeing a couple of women, stop jacking off every five minutes.

34:21 Drew There you go. That's it.

34:22 Adam All right.

34:23 Drew End of problem.

34:24 Adam And listen, you're talking, I mean, I'm a guy who's masturbated plenty, especially, and you know, I put together some good days and something will always come out, believe you me.

34:34 Drew Even if it's just your soul?

34:36 Adam One time I turned inside out, but no, it's something comes out. Believe me. And listen, you don't hell, man. You could you could whack off three, four, five times one night, sleep for six hours and get one off in the morning and something, something would come out equivalent to what came out the night before. It's pretty fast. Don't you say? You don't know anything about that, Drew. You don't you don't check, you don't check yourself like that.

35:00 Drew No, I don't. It's test my limits of what you guys do.

35:03 Adam Well, I'm telling you.

35:04 Drew That's good.

35:05 Adam No problem. That's right.

35:07 Drew I'm delighted.

35:08 Adam You hear that? I know my grandmother listens to the show. You hear that? Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, Jesus. I had lunch with my grandma. You know, now, you know, my grandma always wants to talk to me about the show.

35:21 Brittany Petros Yeah.

35:22 Drew And she's 87 now.

35:25 Adam No, I think she's 84.

35:26 Brittany Petros Is she disappointed in you?

35:29 Adam Well, I'd say, I'd say yes, but to be fair to her, she would have been disappointed no matter what I did. It's not exactly. It's not just the show that disappoints her. But now every time we get to get her, you know, she wants to discuss, you know, she'll and she'll she'll do this too. And it made me I started to think about it. I thought, you know, now I'm like trying to avoid her because she'll call me on the phones. I'll go, you know, how about we go to lunch this week, Grandma? She'll go, all right. Good, because I had a few things I needed to talk to you. I got a bone or two to pick with you about the show. And I think, oh, Christ. It's like, I got to pay for this?

36:07 Brittany Petros Well, it gives her something to do.

36:08 Adam Oh, yes, it does.

36:09 Drew What did she talk about this time?

36:11 Adam Oh, rape and that kind of stuff. A big rape discussion. It was nice. You ever talk to your grandma about rape? I think rape is a good thing. Yeah.

36:21 Drew Is that what she was talking about?

36:22 Adam No, no. It's just a nice rape discussion with grandma, you know.

36:26 Drew It's nice.

36:28 Adam Always friendly. It's always great to be talking about rape with your grandma. Yeah. Hey, Brittany, have you ever spoke to your grandmother about rape?

36:36 Brittany Petros No, I can't say that. That's probably a topic I want to avoid.

36:39 Adam It's a treat. It's a treat. Oh, wait a minute. Let me think. Did I bring it up? No, I think maybe she brought it up. Wait a minute.

36:45 Drew Put it in the context.

36:46 Brittany Petros I know. There's more to this story than you're saying.

36:49 Drew That your grandma's brought up other things at the dinner table.

36:52 Adam Everything. Rim jobs.

36:56 Brittany Petros Your grandma uses that word?

36:57 Adam Oh, yes. Auto erotic asphyxiation.

37:01 Drew Set the scene, the rim job scene.

37:03 Adam She want to know if anyone heard of a rim job.

37:04 Drew Dinner table.

37:05 Adam Yeah.

37:06 Brittany Petros Really?

37:06 Adam Yeah. We were actually eating dinner at the dinner table. We weren't just at the dinner table, drinking with it out in the backyard.

37:12 Brittany Petros Had she just heard the word or something?

37:14 Adam Somebody brought it up to her, yeah. But she was embarrassed that she didn't know what the term meant.

37:19 Brittany Petros Oh.

37:19 Adam Yeah. So I get a lot of that. Chad?

37:23 Yeah.

37:23 Adam You're 22?

37:24 Caller Yep.

37:25 Adam What's up?

37:26 First off, I'd like to say I'm voting for you for president.

37:29 Adam Thank you.

37:31 And then I got a couple of questions for Brittany and then a bunch for you, okay?

37:35 Adam A bunch?

37:35 Drew Yeah, one minute.

37:36 Adam Go.

37:37 Go.

37:39 Brittany, I want to know if those pictures of you on the internet are real.

37:43 Brittany Petros There's a picture of me in a green dress that's real, and there's a picture of me in a white sweatshirt that's real. The other ones, the naked ones, I'm assuming you're talking about? No, those are not real. I mean, they don't even look like me. I can't believe people ask me. I mean, the girl is a lot taller than me, heavier than me, has long hair, and I had short hair. I mean, it's, they're not me.

38:02 Adam Oh, they're supposed to be like old pictures?

38:04 Brittany Petros Well, apparently, they're pictures of me at Burning Man, and then they have some of me. It's so funny, they have a whole bunch of pictures of me at Burning Man, and I have short hair. There's two pictures, you can tell it's me, and I have short hair, and then they have a couple naked ones, and this girl.

38:15 Adam That Burning Man is where they go just light that big wicker guy, and everyone gets naked, makes love, and rolls around.

38:20 Brittany Petros Not everyone gets naked, some people do.

38:22 Adam Well, if you're Burning Man, you're up to no good.

38:26 Drew What school is that?

38:27 Brittany Petros It's a temporary artistic community.

38:28 Adam Burning Man, what school?

38:29 Drew Where was it?

38:30 Adam It's Hesher U.

38:30 Brittany Petros It's in the Black Rock Desert.

38:32 Adam Oh my God, you know I heard of this?

38:33 Drew I have heard of it, I thought it was a school thing.

38:35 Brittany Petros And I'll put in there also, the ones of Jamie are not real either. I talked to her friend, and the naked pictures of her aren't real either. So all the nude pictures of the Big Brother girls are fake.

38:45 Adam No, that's too bad.

38:46 Brittany Petros So, sorry.

38:47 Adam Burning Man is where a bunch of communists and long hairs and bead wearing types, you know, kids with tattoos and the bones through their noses.

38:56 Brittany Petros Oh, so you've never gone? You don't know what you're talking about.

38:58 Adam They head out to the desert, and everyone just gets effed up out of beyond belief.

39:03 Brittany Petros No, no, no.

39:03 Adam And everyone gets naked and runs around, and they wrestle with each other, and then they burn this big effigy. Yeah. Well, what's different? What's different than how I described it?

39:15 Brittany Petros It's a temporary artistic community. A lot of it is about art, and people get grants to go build art.

39:20 Drew Art. Are you kidding me?

39:21 Brittany Petros And you don't go out there and get, not everybody. Yes, there are some people that go out there and drink and do drugs, but there's a lot of people that don't. There's a lot of people that don't and go out there to get away from life as you know it.

39:32 Adam Listen, those people would go on other days, not on that day.

39:37 Brittany Petros You have no idea what you're talking about.

39:39 Adam What did you do there?

39:41 Brittany Petros It was just a nice getaway. I just ran around and talked to people and dressed up, wore costumes. It's kind of like Halloween.

39:48 Adam High as a kite?

39:49 Brittany Petros No, no, no, no, no.

39:51 Adam Please, you were drunk every night, at least.

39:54 Brittany Petros I was not. You don't want to get drunk every night.

39:55 Adam You're in the desert.

39:56 Brittany Petros You'll dehydrate.

39:57 Adam You don't want to get drunk because it'll ruin your ex high. Oh, God. Please, how dare you?

40:03 Brittany Petros You have no idea what you're talking about.

40:04 Adam What do you take me for? You were high on peyote and it was ex one night, peyote the next night, mushroom the next night, ass of the night after that.

40:11 Brittany Petros If it was really like that, you'd be going there.

40:13 Adam Everyone there is high as a kite. They're running around naked, spitting their parents by artistic expression.

40:18 Brittany Petros It's in Nevada, in the Black Rock Desert.

40:20 Adam Yeah, please.

40:21 Drew In the meantime.

40:22 Adam It's what? It's tail hook for hashers.

40:24 Drew Okay.

40:25 Brittany Petros All right. Anyway, what's your other question?

40:27 Adam That's it. We're taking a break. How dare you try to lie to my face? We'll be back after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Brittany's our guest tonight from...

41:12 Brittany Petros Big Brother.

41:12 Adam Yeah, I was gonna say Full House for some reason. From Big Brother, Full, wait a minute, Full House? No, Facts of Life, that's back on. I'm watching the hell out of that show.

41:21 Drew Oh, is that right?

41:22 Adam That is good times for me. And tune in this Friday, right? Watch the big finale.

41:28 Brittany Petros Yep.

41:28 Adam And then what about before that?

41:30 Drew Wednesday.

41:30 Adam Wednesday too? What night are you gonna be on, Drew?

41:32 Brittany Petros I'm gonna get banished.

41:33 Drew Wednesday and Friday.

41:33 Adam You're gonna be on Wednesday and Friday?

41:34 Drew Yeah.

41:35 Adam Catch Dr. Drew, buddy. All right, where are we? All right. I was talking to your friend about Burning Man, by the way. She said you were high as a kite and naked as a jaybird the entire time.

41:44 Brittany Petros I'm sure she did.

41:46 Adam Absolutely. Believe me. She said, how do you know so much? I said, well, don't worry. You don't go over there as part of your art scholarship. Mike?

41:56 Yeah.

41:56 Adam You're 16. What's up?

41:58 Caller Yeah, I have been talking to this girl on the internet for about two months now, and I think I know her pretty well, because I've talked to her on the phone a lot, and she wants me to go to her house on the 29th, but because her mom will be out of town, what should I do?

42:14 Adam Well, really, here's probably the reality. His wife will be out of town, not her mom will be out of town.

42:21 Drew How far away is she?

42:24 Caller She lives in Orange County, and I live in Riverside County.

42:27 Adam That's recoculous, because I worked it into a sentence.

42:30 Drew You know, I would strongly if you are.

42:33 Adam How are you getting over there?

42:34 Caller My mom is going to take me. I told her that I was going to see one of my friends.

42:38 Drew Oh, your mom.

42:39 Adam Hey, you know that friend I never talk about who lives in the three counties over? Yeah, I'm going to sleep over.

42:45 Drew If you are hell-bent on meeting her, meet her in some neutral place first before you go for somebody's house.

42:51 Brittany Petros I would say not a good idea.

42:52 Adam Well, what about- wait a minute.

42:54 Drew If you're halfway to Riverside, Norwich County, take a friend with you and make sure she takes a friend with her, too. And do not, do not.

43:01 Adam Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait a second. Do you speak to her on the phone?

43:05 Caller Yeah.

43:06 Adam How often?

43:07 Caller Like every day.

43:09 Adam Every day?

43:09 Caller Yeah.

43:10 Adam All right. And-

43:12 Brittany Petros And you never met her?

43:14 Caller No.

43:14 Brittany Petros Why didn't you guys ever go out for lunch or something?

43:17 Caller I don't know, because like-

43:19 Adam Because he's 16 and they live far apart and he can't swing it. And how- And she's 16 as well?

43:26 Caller She's 14.

43:28 Brittany Petros Oh, don't do it.

43:30 Caller Yeah.

43:30 Adam You got to bring some wine cooler, some condoms, brother. And your mom's going to drop you over so you can rape this 14-year-old?

43:38 Caller No. I told her that I was going out to my friend's house. Right.

43:42 Drew Why can't you meet girls your own age?

43:44 Adam Do you have- Have you ever seen a picture of her?

43:46 Caller Yeah.

43:46 Adam How do you do that?

43:48 Caller Because like on AOL as the messenger, I can send pictures and stuff. And that's where I met her.

43:53 Adam 14's tough, yeah, going over there to sleep over.

43:56 Drew No way. No way.

43:57 Adam Do you figure you're going to have sex?

44:00 Caller No. We're just going to go out and see if anything happens or anything.

44:04 Drew Meet somewhere halfway and each bring a friend.

44:06 Caller Yeah.

44:07 Drew Please.

44:07 Adam Yeah. Why each bring a friend?

44:09 Drew Because it may end up to be Uncle Lou.

44:13 Adam OK.

44:13 Drew You know what I'm saying?

44:14 Adam Someone can go get help.

44:15 Drew Uncle Lou may say, oh, Suzy's down here. Come with me. I'm going to show you where my.

44:19 Adam I see. All right. All right. Bring a friend. Meet somewhere in between. Remember those days of being a 16-year-old guy and you can't operate? You don't think that way? You go, listen, I don't understand. Just go swing over to her house, pick her up, take her out to a nice lunch and drop her back. It's like I'm 16. I got a moped.

44:40 Drew No, I've never done that before.

44:43 Adam My mom's going to drive me.

44:44 Drew Not without a breath pack.

44:49 Adam Rick, you're 28?

44:52 Caller Yes.

44:53 Adam What's up?

44:54 Caller Well, I've got leaky gut syndrome. I was just curious if there was any cures, fixes, remedies, anything like that.

45:00 Adam How is that leaky gut?

45:01 Drew How is that documented?

45:03 Caller Well, I shouldn't say. I suspect it to be leaky gut.

45:07 Drew Irritable bowel, right?

45:08 Caller Well, no. What happens to me is any time I eat anything with wheat or barley or oats or any type of grain like that, if I follow a meal like that with some high protein or high sugar, I get really, really sick and excruciatingly bad headaches.

45:30 Adam Gas?

45:31 Caller No.

45:32 Adam Hold on. It's not exciting. Hold on. What's leaky gut syndrome?

45:37 Drew I think there's various little theories about people having abnormalities of transport of certain cycloride ions across those membranes in the certain parts of the bowel.

45:49 Adam Well, I wrote my thesis on that in college.

45:51 Drew Yeah. This is all theoretical stuff. If I remember, some of these things occur like in cystic fibrosis.

45:58 Adam Maybe he has irritable bowel.

45:59 Drew He has irritable bowel.

46:01 Adam What is that? All right. Hey, listen. Hey, Rick? Yeah. You know, Kelsey Grammer heads up the Irritable Bowel Foundation. Does he really? Yes, he does. Him and his wife. Apparently, his wife has irritable bowel. It's a weird thing to lend your name to, but why not? You know? Hey, so Rick?

46:19 Caller Yeah?

46:19 Adam So watch Frasier.

46:22 Drew I don't know what to say. Why don't you keep your meals balanced?

46:26 Caller Well, no, I do.

46:28 Drew That's the treatment.

46:29 Adam All right. Well, who should he go to?

46:30 Drew Nobody.

46:31 Adam You just want to go to a doctor?

46:32 Drew Psychiatrist.

46:33 Adam Oh, really? Drew, what happens to you when you eat leeks? No. Scallions.

46:40 Drew Oof.

46:41 Adam Yeah. You know, I ate Mexican the other night. I took a full green scallion, and I shoved the whole thing in my mouth. I was chewing it, and I was thinking, boy, it's too bad Drew didn't eat this thing. He'd be farting up a storm.

46:54 Drew And burping, too.

46:54 Adam You think I have more important stuff to think about than that?

46:57 Drew That's nice.

46:57 Adam It was nice. I was thinking about you and your ass.

46:59 Brittany Petros Make sure Eddie doesn't get his hands on those.

47:01 Drew I know. They don't.

47:03 Adam Does he do a lot of farting in the house?

47:04 Brittany Petros Eddie's bad, yeah.

47:05 Drew One guy sits in the house, just blows all the time.

47:07 Adam Really? Is he loud about it?

47:08 Brittany Petros Oh, yeah.

47:09 Adam Oh, that's great. I got to tune in.

47:11 Brittany Petros The guy's bedroom stinks so bad in the morning. They pass gas in their sleep. It's so gross. We separated. We made the guys have one bedroom, and the girls have one bedroom, because the guys stink so bad. And they snore. They snore. Curtis snores so bad. And it's not even a rhythmic.

47:28 Drew CBS is not playing this story. This is the interesting story.

47:30 Brittany Petros And the dog has gas, too. It's just a big mess in the house.

47:34 Adam Oh. You see, for one second, I was interested in the goings on of the Big Brother house.

47:42 Brittany Petros And I had to bring it down to your level.

47:44 Adam Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can I see some of the notes you took at Burning Man? You're just a casual observer, right? All right. I'm going to go get more dirt on you. I'll see you on Brittany from Big Brother from her friend in the next room. And we'll be back after this.

48:04 Um, back in a minute.

48:53 Brittany Petros What is going on?

48:55 Drew Just because you retched today doesn't mean the rest of us have to.

48:59 Caller Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Chandler!

49:04 Brittany Petros Adam, we're on the air.

49:06 Adam We don't care. We've done a million of these shows. This is just one other. This is just a crappy one we've done. We don't even remember. I just got done whacking off to my mom. Oh, how dare you. How dare you, Anderson. Shandala, Shandala, Shandala. That's when Born Again Frank, I used to work with at the closet place in Burbank. I used to break into tongues once in a while. I'm so lucky I didn't kill myself. I really planned on it for so many years. Brittany's our guest tonight from Big Brother. She got tossed out, but they're going to declare her winner.

49:41 Brittany Petros Banish is the word.

49:44 Adam Banish to me is heavier than tossed out. I'd rather be tossed out than banished.

49:47 Brittany Petros First you're marked for banishment. Then you're banished.

49:53 Adam You see, being tossed out to me means you can come back when you get your S together, like when you sober up and change your underpants, you might be able to come back.

50:01 Drew You've been exiled for a while.

50:03 Adam Banish means you're getting back. You don't want to go back, right?

50:07 Brittany Petros I'd like to go back actually.

50:09 Adam You would?

50:10 Brittany Petros Knowing what I know now, I'd like to go back.

50:12 That's why they didn't let you back in.

50:13 Brittany Petros I know, yeah. The host guest got to pick somebody to go back in, and they didn't pick me.

50:20 Drew You know what's interesting? I don't know if you can, are you watching Tapes now or anything?

50:23 Brittany Petros I've watched some of them, yeah.

50:24 Drew Eddie really misses you. Are you aware of that?

50:26 Brittany Petros Oh, he's a sweetie.

50:27 Drew He really does.

50:29 Brittany Petros Because I'm the only one that he could swear at and yell at and blew him off.

50:33 Drew Yeah, I think, right.

50:33 Brittany Petros I mean, Eddie and I had a connection where he didn't-

50:37 Drew He could be himself.

50:37 Brittany Petros His obscenities didn't offend me at all.

50:40 Adam Why do they have the camera in the bathroom? I never get to that.

50:43 Brittany Petros Oh, they don't want people to sneak into the toilet area and make out or tell secrets.

50:47 Adam I see.

50:47 Brittany Petros They don't roll film, apparently. They're not supposed to. They're not rolling film.

50:51 Adam They don't roll audio?

50:52 Brittany Petros Unless-

50:53 Drew They just watch.

50:53 Brittany Petros They just watch. But there's film there in case you try to sneak in there. And they have it in the shower, too. So there's a camera on you in the shower because they don't want people to go in the shower and talk about stuff. So they say it's for our protection, too. If we slip and fall, then they know that we're injured and can help us.

51:09 Adam How does someone know when you slip and fall in your duplex in Minneapolis? Well, wait a minute, though.

51:14 Brittany Petros But they don't want any privacy, and that's the point.

51:16 Adam I understand that. But do they have the roll tape when you're in the shower?

51:21 Brittany Petros They say they don't. They have it on monitors. They only roll tape if someone is going to go in the shower and do something not showering.

51:28 Adam Right. So they watch, though. They watch when you're-

51:32 Brittany Petros Well, there's a whole bunch of monitors. There's like 20, 30 monitors, and it's one of them.

51:36 Adam Hold on. Speaking of logs, when you're on the toilet, they're watching?

51:40 Brittany Petros Yes. Yes, they are.

51:42 Adam Jesus Christ. How do the guys jack off?

51:46 Brittany Petros They don't.

51:47 Drew There's big discussions about that.

51:48 Brittany Petros Oh, wait a minute.

51:48 Yes.

51:48 Brittany Petros It's called, in the house, it's called breaking the seal.

51:52 Adam Yeah.

51:52 Brittany Petros It was a daily topic because anyone broken the seal.

51:55 Adam They don't do that? Listen. I'd won more than 500 grand for 39 days. How many days is this? One million. Do you hear me? With taxes.

52:07 Brittany Petros I'd like to apologize to my parents on the air for talking about it. Sorry for embarrassing you.

52:11 Adam Are you kidding me?

52:14 Brittany Petros I talked about it in the house and it made one of the episodes.

52:18 Adam Really? Yeah.

52:18 Caller I can't masturbate.

52:20 Adam But what about, I mean, is a guy supposed to make it 90 days? Does he have a conjugal visit with his hand or something like that?

52:27 Drew They've got to be some emission problems.

52:30 Brittany Petros Well, there's blankets. I mean, no one's going to admit, but there's blankets, so I bet something goes on.

52:35 Caller Oh, yeah.

52:36 Adam No problem.

52:37 Brittany Petros Yeah.

52:38 Adam Listen, guys do it at like camp and while they're sleeping over at their grandparent's house and all of it.

52:43 Brittany Petros Well, we make a joke because Eddie rubs his foot at night, he rocks it back and forth, and so we always make fun of him. Say it's a cover.

52:53 Adam I had a friend, I won't mention his name, squeezed one off in the bed with his dad. It was probably like California King or something. His dad's on one side, he's on the other, squeezed one off. I mean, that's commitment. It's not like they were sleeping together for weeks either, it was like one night. Yeah, that's commitment. Oh, I would have broken that seal. I would have intentionally got myself, I would have tried to set fire to the house, got myself tossed out so I could go masturbating. Oh, are you kidding? 90 days? Impossible. Impossible. But young guys? No way.

53:29 Brittany Petros You're shaking your head.

53:30 Drew No way.

53:32 Adam No way. No, I mean, like some of those guys are in their mid-20s, right? Early 20s. A guy in his mid-early 20s, three days is a pretty good haul. Four or five days is, Jesus, what's up?

53:49 Brittany Petros Well, no one admitted to it by the time I left, and that was two months in.

53:52 Adam Two months. No way. No way.

53:54 Drew I think Adam's right.

53:55 Adam No way. And what about taking showers and stuff? Are you uncomfortable that there's some guys in a-

54:01 Brittany Petros Well, I actually wore my bathing suit. Both Cassandra and I wore bathing suits.

54:04 Adam Oh, you wore your bathing suit?

54:04 Brittany Petros Yeah. I did. Well, everybody else, except one day I didn't. We painted ourselves. We were animals.

54:09 Adam Oh, I see.

54:10 Brittany Petros I was a giraffe, and I couldn't get the paint off, so one time I had to take my bathing suit off.

54:14 Adam Believe me, that's on a tape somewhere.

54:15 Brittany Petros I know.

54:16 Drew You said Jordan did some striptease thing in front of the cameras one night.

54:19 Brittany Petros Well, she was not embarrassed about taking off her clothes in front of the camera, and it wasn't really as like she didn't dance or anything for us. She just would apply lotion like you would at home or change. I mean, she was very uninhibited.

54:36 Adam What about when you're on the cot?

54:37 Brittany Petros But not. She didn't do it in front of the men. It was just in the girl's bedroom.

54:40 Adam What about the toilet, though?

54:43 Brittany Petros Yeah, you just sit there and you for me personally, I would sit down and cover my face and go, OK, I'm going to go now. I'm going to go now. For some reason, if I talked my way through it, I felt better. I don't know why. I know. And then I'd say, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. So.

54:58 Drew Oh, my God. We're on TV.

54:59 Brittany Petros Yes.

55:02 Adam All right. Oh, boy. Devon. Hey. What's up?

55:06 Brittany Petros I have a lot to say, but I'm going to make it fast, OK?

55:09 Adam All right.

55:10 Brittany Petros Drew, it's an honor.

55:11 Drew Thanks, Devon.

55:12 Brittany Petros Adam, I'm your long lost daughter.

55:14 Adam Great.

55:15 Brittany Petros Brittany, I don't watch the show. I don't know who you are, but I hope you're having a good day.

55:19 Brittany Petros Thank you.

55:20 Adam Thanks, Devon. You're welcome.

55:20 Caller It's fantastic.

55:22 Adam All right. She deserves it for not knowing about the man show. Pretending like she didn't know about the man show.

55:27 Brittany Petros She doesn't know what the man show is.

55:30 Adam Your friend told you all about it in the car right on the way here. The man show?

55:34 Brittany Petros What is it, all just men running around?

55:36 Adam Listen to your governor. Do you know who Jesse Ventura is? The governor of your great stay? Of course. Best show on television. The man show. That's right. The best. The best. You can take it as a joke.

55:47 Brittany Petros What is it? It's the man show.

55:49 Adam That's the man show. Yeah. That's unprompted too. I never met the man before.

55:54 Brittany Petros The man show.

55:55 Adam Thank you.

55:55 Drew All right, Dan, what's your question?

55:56 Brittany Petros OK. First, just a few. OK. Do you guys keep tapes of previous shows that you can sell or whatever?

56:01 Drew No.

56:02 Adam Oh, us? You're talking about the radio show?

56:05 Brittany Petros Yeah.

56:05 Caller Oh.

56:07 Drew No.

56:07 Adam That's funny.

56:08 Caller Just asking. Sorry.

56:09 Adam I know. That'd just be funny. You picture getting hitting up Ann for those? She went, huh?

56:16 Brittany Petros I'm sorry. I just wanted to know.

56:18 Adam That's all right.

56:19 Brittany Petros When are you going to have Korn on next, man?

56:20 Adam That's a good question.

56:21 Drew Yeah, that's a good question.

56:23 Adam It has been a while.

56:24 Drew It's time for Korn to come around.

56:26 Adam We'll work on that. I'll get Ann on that. Hi, this is Jonathan. This is Philly. From Korn. And you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on...

56:37 Brittany Petros Oh my God.

56:38 Adam We'll get Ann. I haven't talked to Ann a couple of weeks, but we should come sit again. All right, what else?

56:44 Really quick.

56:46 Brittany Petros I have a sleeping problem where when I go to bed, I go to bed around 10.30 and I can't fall asleep until one in the morning. Do they have a name for that?

56:53 Drew Insomnia. What? Insomnia.

56:55 Adam And stupidity. Start going to bed at one.

56:57 Brittany Petros Well, insomnia is where you can't sleep at all, isn't it?

56:59 Drew No, insomnia is where you have difficulty sleeping.

57:01 Brittany Petros Oh, okay.

57:02 Adam Hold on. Listen, go to bed at one.

57:04 Caller That's what I do.

57:06 Adam Okay. Well, then you'll fall right asleep.

57:08 Brittany Petros Yeah, but it's still a problem.

57:11 Brittany Petros Do you feel tired during the day or do you feel like you're rested?

57:14 Brittany Petros I'm always tired.

57:15 Drew Are you depressed?

57:16 Brittany Petros Yeah.

57:17 Drew All right. Well, depression is one of the reasons people have trouble sleeping.

57:20 Adam What's the matter?

57:21 Brittany Petros I'm just depressed.

57:23 Adam Why?

57:23 Brittany Petros Because my family is retarded.

57:25 Adam Well, so is mine.

57:27 Drew Yeah, but you were depressed too.

57:28 Adam Oh, that's true. Can you play football?

57:32 Brittany Petros Can I play football?

57:33 Drew Softball.

57:34 Adam Softball. Can you do something? You know what I mean?

57:37 Caller Oh.

57:38 Adam Yeah. Are you overweight?

57:40 Caller Yeah.

57:40 Adam What are you?

57:42 Brittany Petros Do I have to say?

57:43 Adam Well, if you don't say, we're going to guess the worst.

57:46 Brittany Petros I guess the worst, then.

57:47 Drew You're fat.

57:48 Adam Three feet, 700 pounds.

57:49 Caller No.

57:51 Adam Heavier? Shorter?

57:53 Caller No.

57:54 Adam What are you?

57:55 Brittany Petros I'm 5'5 and a half and I weigh 240. All right.

57:58 Adam You're overweight. Hold on. I'm going to do some.

58:00 Brittany Petros No, no.

58:01 Adam I'm doing the radio math. 5'5 and a half. That is 5'2 and 3 quarters and 273.

58:09 Brittany Petros Whatever.

58:10 Adam Anyway. Listen, Devon, I know you're depressed. Okay. But here's what you got to do. You got to start watching your diet and getting yourself some exercise and feeling better.

58:19 Drew And find something that you can do, that you like to do, that gives you some sense of worth and purpose. All right. That's fine.

58:26 Brittany Petros Right on.

58:26 Caller Okay. My other question.

58:28 Drew Yeah.

58:28 Brittany Petros I have some weird side effects with my medication. So I went to the doctor to talk to him about it, right?

58:34 Drew Yeah.

58:35 Brittany Petros And he told me it was on my head.

58:36 Drew What's the medicine?

58:37 Brittany Petros What?

58:37 Drew What's the medicine and what's the side effect?

58:40 Brittany Petros My throat would close, my tongue would swell up, I'd start throwing up and all this sort of stuff. I asked him about it. He's like, oh, you're imagining it. I'm like, okay.

58:49 Drew Well, it's not the kind of symptom that you would have occasionally from Zoloft. If you're going to have a true allergic reaction that's wheezing and throat closing that goes on and on and gets worse, the more you take the medicine doesn't pass. And if you're anxious and panicky and vomit, you're anxious and panicky and vomiting, that's a different problem.

59:10 Adam Oh, it's so depressing. Listen, Devon, I realize what a hell Devon's life is. And then I know once your life becomes hellish, you just withdraw and then you make your life hellish on your own. Like here's how it works. Everyone else turns your life into hell for a while. And then eventually you push them out and you take over.

59:29 Drew Right.

59:29 Adam You then drive your life.

59:30 Drew You're the person whose life is hell.

59:32 Adam Yes.

59:33 Drew You're that person.

59:33 Adam And you become the guy in the Satan outfit, cracking the whip and laughing maniacally, instead of society, classmates, parents, that kind of stuff. And I'm telling you, you got to take control of your life. You do. And it's real simple stuff.

59:49 Drew Well, you actually said something kind of interesting one time. Years ago. Were you in our...

59:52 Adam Whoa, whoa.

59:52 Drew Did he say something interesting? He said something interesting one time. We were in Panama City. I remember the moment.

59:56 Brittany Petros Is that archived?

59:58 Drew No, we were in Panama City doing the TV show down there. Remember that?

1:00:01 Adam Yeah.

1:00:02 Drew And you first told me your philosophy on the only thing you can change is yourself and taking responsibility is the key. Really?

1:00:09 Adam Yeah, when I thought we were going to die on the plane?

1:00:10 Drew Yeah. It was that moment.

1:00:12 Adam Yeah.

1:00:12 Drew But why did you give them that in your...

1:00:14 Adam I don't remember that one.

1:00:18 Drew I forgot now. Know that you have to be responsible. You can't blame other things in your life. You have to take responsibility for everything. That's the safest route to go.

1:00:27 Adam Yes. Just assume whatever happens in your life is your fault, even if it's not.

1:00:31 Drew And just go from there.

1:00:32 Adam But here's the key. Don't beat yourself up about it. Just take responsibility for it and then figure out ways to change it. I mean, if you show up to a store at noon on a Tuesday and it's closed and every store in the world should be open at noon on a Tuesday, still say to yourself, I should have called to make sure it was open.

1:00:54 Drew Next time.

1:00:56 Adam That's the only way you'll get anything out of it. Other than that, you just wasted gas and went home. And if you said, those sons of bitches and got pissed off at them, then it did you no good. So you might as well disclaim it. And you don't have to call yourself stupid. You can still admit that they should have been open. But you go, next time I'll call. And that's it. And you do that with everything in life. Eventually, you get to where you want to be. Aaron? Yes? Yeah, I don't want to talk to you though. I'd rather talk to Sarah over here for a second. Sarah?

1:01:24 Brittany Petros Hello?

1:01:25 Adam What's up?

1:01:25 Brittany Petros Hey, Adam, I just want to tell you that you're awesome.

1:01:30 Adam Thank you.

1:01:32 Brittany Petros Okay, Brittany?

1:01:33 Brittany Petros Yeah?

1:01:33 Brittany Petros I just want to say that you're awesome too.

1:01:35 Brittany Petros Oh, thank you.

1:01:36 Brittany Petros And I just, I love you.

1:01:39 Brittany Petros Oh, thanks.

1:01:40 Brittany Petros And I have a couple questions for you.

1:01:42 Brittany Petros Okay.

1:01:43 Brittany Petros What is, what are you going to be doing like as a show business? Or are you?

1:01:49 Brittany Petros Yes, I'm going to be moving out to LA. And I did sign with an agent. I signed with Willie Morris. And basically, I've never acted before, so I'm starting to take classes. And there's a bunch of offers that that I'm going through. And I'm definitely going to follow up on the entertainment business.

1:02:05 Drew Aren't you sort of going down the host path, hosting things?

1:02:08 Brittany Petros It's something that's there. There hasn't been anything written up, no contract signs. I'm not exactly sure what I can talk about.

1:02:14 Drew But, but I mean, those kinds of things are things you're entertaining.

1:02:16 Brittany Petros Those kind of things. I mean, it's anything from a VJ to hosting a talk show, to commercials, to acting. I mean, any of it. Right now, all of it's being thrown at me. And I'm having my agent kind of sift through it and see what would be best for me.

1:02:30 Brittany Petros I think you should be on MTV.

1:02:31 Brittany Petros Oh, thanks. I've heard that actually from a few people.

1:02:34 Adam Plenty of room over there now.

1:02:37 Brittany Petros And also, like, what is your relationship going to be between Josh and you after he gets off the show?

1:02:44 Brittany Petros You know, that's a tough one to say. I'm, first of all, he's still in the show. So it's hard to know what feelings would be outside the show. I mean, it's, when you're in it, when you're stuck in that house, and the only people that are there to be a friend or a boyfriend or anything are those few people that were selected to be in the house. That's your world.

1:03:02 Adam So did you hook up with one of the guys?

1:03:05 Brittany Petros I didn't hook up with him, but there was, you know...

1:03:07 Drew Some tension.

1:03:08 Brittany Petros There was tension, yeah.

1:03:09 Adam Well, we got that.

1:03:10 Brittany Petros And...

1:03:11 Drew You and Brittany?

1:03:11 Adam No, me and you.

1:03:12 Caller Oh, me and you.

1:03:13 Adam I dare you.

1:03:14 Brittany Petros I mean, I think he's a great guy. I'm, you know, to be honest, I've seen the tapes, and I'm a little bit angry with some of the stuff that I've seen. And I've definitely, right, the position I'm in right now, I'm not interested in anything, but...

1:03:28 Adam Did you talk to him about, you know...

1:03:30 Brittany Petros Well, I haven't talked to him, because he's still in the house. You know, the house does do weird things to your head. And when he does get out, I'm, you know, we're for sure going to talk.

1:03:38 Adam Well, how do you know he's interested?

1:03:40 Brittany Petros I don't, I don't. He's still in the house.

1:03:42 Adam But you assume he is.

1:03:43 Brittany Petros I got banished, and I didn't get a chance to talk, but I'm safe from...

1:03:45 Adam I know, but there was some chemistry while you were in the house.

1:03:49 Brittany Petros He's a guy.

1:03:50 Adam I know, but hold on. How long were you with him? How long were you in the house with him?

1:03:54 Brittany Petros Two months.

1:03:55 Adam Two months.

1:03:56 Drew Brittany's a virgin.

1:03:57 Adam And, oh really?

1:03:58 Brittany Petros Yes.

1:03:59 Adam Oh baby.

1:04:00 Brittany Petros I figured he didn't know since you had ratted up. I just turned 26.

1:04:06 Adam Uh-oh.

1:04:07 Brittany Petros Oh, the floodgates have opened.

1:04:10 Adam And are you religious?

1:04:12 Brittany Petros No.

1:04:12 Adam Uh-oh. So something happened?

1:04:14 Brittany Petros I mean, I believe in God, but I'm not.

1:04:15 Adam What happened?

1:04:16 Brittany Petros Nothing.

1:04:16 Adam Something bad?

1:04:17 Brittany Petros Nope.

1:04:18 Adam Little molestation? Something.

1:04:20 Brittany Petros No, I know. Yeah, I know you're not going to believe me, but I've, no.

1:04:23 Adam Something. Where's daddy?

1:04:25 Brittany Petros Great family. Parents still need.

1:04:27 Adam Seriously, what happened?

1:04:29 Brittany Petros Nothing happened.

1:04:30 Adam Something happened.

1:04:31 Brittany Petros I don't have a fear or an issue.

1:04:34 Drew No alcohols in the family anywhere?

1:04:36 Brittany Petros Nope.

1:04:36 Adam No alcohols, no drugs. Your dads, your folks are from Minnesota? Yeah. Everyone in Minnesota is an alcoholic.

1:04:42 Brittany Petros No.

1:04:43 Adam They don't call themselves alcoholics because everyone's an alcoholic.

1:04:47 Brittany Petros No, they don't drink. I mean, they have alcohol if they have friends over, but they don't.

1:04:51 Adam What's your dad do?

1:04:53 Brittany Petros He owns a bakery in real estate.

1:04:54 Adam Ah-ha.

1:04:56 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:04:56 Drew Do you have any kind of treatment or anything?

1:04:57 Brittany Petros Treatment?

1:04:58 Adam I mean, attempted suicides?

1:05:00 Brittany Petros Oh, no. Nothing, nothing. I don't smoke. I don't even, I'm not even addicted to caffeine.

1:05:04 Drew You use some language sometimes that suggests a sophistication about those kinds of things. No? That's just you?

1:05:10 Brittany Petros No, yeah. I've attended things with my friends that happened.

1:05:15 Drew 12 step type stuff?

1:05:16 Brittany Petros Well, just I had some friends that got into drugs and stuff.

1:05:18 Drew Because you used that language once and I thought, where is that coming from?

1:05:22 Brittany Petros Yeah. I have a friend that wasn't alcoholics.

1:05:25 Adam Let's see what happened. Were you grossly overweight when you were young?

1:05:29 Brittany Petros No. It was one of those things when most of my friends had sex in junior high. I was very much tomboy, very much afraid of boys, just didn't want to deal. Wasn't very popular in junior high, got to senior high, and all of a sudden, all the seniors on the 10th graders, and it was just get the 10th graders. I had this apprehension about it.

1:05:52 Adam All right. That was 10 years ago.

1:05:54 Brittany Petros I know.

1:05:54 Caller What about the last 10 years?

1:05:55 Brittany Petros Moving on through.

1:05:56 Adam Last seven years.

1:05:57 Brittany Petros So, I mean, all through high school, I never really dated anybody more than a month or two. I just, I don't know, I had my own things going on.

1:06:03 Adam Something's up.

1:06:04 Brittany Petros Then I graduate. I'm still a virgin and it's a big deal, right? I go to college. It's a big deal. I work full time, I go to school full time. I never, I mean, I dated, but my longest relationship was six months in college. And so, I mean, I seriously have fear of commitment. Obviously, that's clear. I look at-

1:06:21 Adam Yeah, where do you get that?

1:06:22 Brittany Petros I think because most of my friends or a lot of girls that I know get into a guy and then they say, you know, they break up and the only memory they have of the past three years was their three year relationship that a year and a half of it was awful and they fought. And I almost feel like that would take away. I think of all the things I've done. I've traveled, gone to school overseas. Like I've done so much stuff that I probably wouldn't have done if I was in a serious relationship and I look at it as I have my whole life to be in a serious relationship and be connected to someone.

1:06:55 Adam Yeah, we don't believe any of it.

1:06:56 Brittany Petros Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you don't. But I just-

1:06:58 Adam Thumbs up.

1:06:59 Brittany Petros I just, I don't-

1:07:00 Adam Really? Your mom and your dad get along well, huh?

1:07:03 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:07:03 Drew Always?

1:07:04 Brittany Petros Always, always. They're awesome. They still flirt. They've been married 30 years.

1:07:08 Drew For my mother, my mom is really-

1:07:10 Brittany Petros They're awesome. My dad's awesome.

1:07:12 Adam He paid attention to you?

1:07:13 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:07:14 Adam He has two jobs. He wasn't too ramped up in those?

1:07:17 Brittany Petros Oh no. He was a magician and would do magic at her birthday parties. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God.

1:07:25 Adam Yes.

1:07:25 Brittany Petros My dad's awesome. No, I was, I completely, I wanted to be my dad when I was little. I was totally daddy's little girl until I got to be 14. It was way too cool to like either one of my parents for a few years. Lots of issues there and then, you know, teenage and then you get older and you're fine.

1:07:41 Adam All right. Well, we're not getting to it. You're lucky we didn't gamble on this one. There's got to be something, though.

1:07:46 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:07:46 Adam 26 Virgin, huh?

1:07:48 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:07:49 Adam Hyman still intact?

1:07:51 Drew She hasn't checked lately on her.

1:07:53 Adam Yeah, she has.

1:07:54 Brittany Petros I know. If you guys can figure it out because I really, it's not a religious thing. It's not. And I'm not sure you'd think, okay, I'd like to wait till marriage, but realistically, I'm going to fall in love with someone and I'm going to want to be with them.

1:08:05 Adam I'll go along with you on the fact that at a certain point, it gets too weird and it gets to be bigger than it is.

1:08:12 Brittany Petros Now it's huge.

1:08:13 Adam And now when I date someone, the shadow of your Hyman.

1:08:17 Brittany Petros Yeah. And now I want it. Now I'm like, I'm in my 20s. That's what happened. You graduated, then I got out of college and I'm like, now it's this huge monumental thing that I'm not going to do unless I'm totally in love.

1:08:27 Adam No, you're screwed now. Yeah. You got this window. You got this window from like, well, if you're one of our callers from 10. You got this window from like 15 to 18 and a half or something, maybe 19, and you got to get drunk and have your boyfriend do it to you in a car down by the lake or whatever. If you don't get it in then, you're off to college and now it becomes weird. Now it's weird and it's probably a little weird for the dude because maybe you're dating a guy and the guy's 28 and he's thinking, jeez, I don't know if I want all this.

1:09:00 Brittany Petros People go to the place where you went right away. What's wrong? Were you molested? What's wrong with your dad? You're just like, are you religious? Are you psycho? It's just, I don't know what to say.

1:09:10 Drew After 20, the guys don't want to take it on. I would. You would?

1:09:15 Brittany Petros There's plenty that want to take it on.

1:09:18 Drew But you know what I mean? A guy that you would want to be with would be one like, oh, I don't know if I'm ready to take it on.

1:09:23 Brittany Petros Oh, and it's definitely been problems. When you date someone this age, you date someone for a few months and you're intimate with them, and it comes to the point where there's, yeah, I have a lot of relationship issues with, you don't care about me as much as I care about you, or you'd want to, and-

1:09:38 Adam Oh, boy.

1:09:39 Brittany Petros Yeah, it's-

1:09:40 Adam So, what, oral sex? Got that in there.

1:09:44 Brittany Petros I'm not talking about this on the show.

1:09:47 Adam Hold on. Let me check that box off. It's a big affirmative.

1:09:52 Drew Maybe she's one of the people that has the plane thing.

1:09:54 Adam Yes. So, anal and oral.

1:09:56 Brittany Petros No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't go there.

1:10:00 Adam All right. Well, of course, you got to get, yeah, I mean, you got to get through the gate before you get to the Matterhorn.

1:10:07 Brittany Petros It's weird though, I don't have a fear of it. And that's why I ask them.

1:10:10 Adam The angel or the?

1:10:11 Brittany Petros Well, once I do, I'm not going to come. I mean, once it's, you know, I don't have this.

1:10:17 Adam Holy crap.

1:10:18 Brittany Petros I don't know. I would like it, Doctor, if you could explain to me what the issue is.

1:10:25 Drew I think it's just one of those things. Well, now, I heard you talking to George one night you were going to help his daughter. Remember you were saying what?

1:10:30 Brittany Petros Yeah, about decide.

1:10:32 Drew And what was that going to be?

1:10:34 Brittany Petros My point was I think a lot of girls and a lot of my friends would like to take back their first time because they were dating someone. They really didn't know what was going on. They really liked him. It got emotional. And it just kind of happened. And what I was going to talk to his daughters about was for for me and for what I know of my friends that they make mistakes in high emotional situations where they're not thinking. And my point is fine. I mean, if you are young and you want to have sex, you know, go ahead. I don't I don't have a problem. I don't think that everyone should remain a virgin. I just think everyone should make it a choice and not to feel pressured by a boyfriend and not to feel like you're a prude and that you're a loser and you're a dork. And, you know, but not to get on this high horse. I'm a virgin. I'm better than you. Just make a conscious decision and act on that.

1:11:21 Drew Make good decisions.

1:11:22 Brittany Petros Yeah. Yeah.

1:11:23 Drew And what you know, Brittany could be the healthiest person on earth. She could be.

1:11:28 Brittany Petros Or I'm so messed up.

1:11:30 Drew So messed up. I'm actually coming healthy. I'm coming around the other side.

1:11:32 Brittany Petros I mean, it's just about choices.

1:11:35 Adam Right. Right. I have a concept, but I'll share it. I'll share it off the air. I'm going to share it off the air.

1:11:42 Drew Meantime, we're going to break.

1:11:43 Adam Yeah. What's your gynecologist think? That he must marvel at your vagina. He must be like, oh, my God.

1:11:49 Brittany Petros Well, I mean, everybody thinks it's strange. Everybody thinks it's strange.

1:11:52 Adam No, but I mean, is it like when a mechanic, like the never been driven Bugatti comes? Yeah. My stepdad used to change the oil in his car like every 500 feet. He'd get out and change the oil. Like if we drove to San Francisco, he'd change it 11 times on the way there. Whenever a mechanic would look at his car, he'd always want to hug my stepdad. He'd go, oh, this is great. Oh, look at this. Oh, that's beautiful. You've done. I'm so proud. I'd be really proud. Is your gynecologist that way? Do they beam?

1:12:21 Brittany Petros No, I don't go in there.

1:12:22 Adam You don't need to.

1:12:23 Brittany Petros I'm so proud of you. I don't get that. I get, so we don't have to check y'all these vaginal diseases and stuff. I don't have to go through all that. I just get them.

1:12:33 Adam You're in and out of there.

1:12:35 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:12:35 Adam You don't even have to get in the stirrups, right? You just walk through, fill out the little check the box and hand it back in, and they tend to come back in next week, right? Or next year. Oh, baby. Think of all you've avoided.

1:12:50 Drew Yeah. That's the point, right? Wouldn't those be healthy choices?

1:12:54 Adam No, but avoid it. Let me say avoid.

1:12:57 Drew During the break, we'll talk about what-

1:12:59 Adam Okay. Avoid meaning void.

1:13:01 Brittany Petros My fears.

1:13:02 Caller Void.

1:13:03 Adam A void. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:13:09 Brittany Petros Hello. Who's this?

1:13:10 This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline. We'll be right back.

1:13:35 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Brittany is here from Big Brother. Brittany is banished from the house, but that's all right. She'll parlay that into a nice hosting gig or some other Hollywood type acting gig.

1:13:55 Welcome to the hotline that connects large women with men who are dwarfs.

1:14:00 Adam That's right. She may be doing some very lucrative voiceover work in the very near future. All right. And check out Big Brother Wednesday night and then again on Friday night. CBS, 8 o'clock.

1:14:14 Drew Yeah. Oh, I don't know about Friday though, because it's after some survivor thing.

1:14:17 Brittany Petros Yeah, I don't even know.

1:14:18 Adam 840.

1:14:19 Brittany Petros I never know. I just wait for the phone call.

1:14:24 Adam So that'll be on. Oh, you know, I saw us tonight on Behind the Music. Us? Yeah, because they had some thing hosted by Kathy Griffin. You know, the beauty is with being a A slash B celebrity like myself.

1:14:44 Drew B slash C.

1:14:45 Adam Oh, did I say A slash B?

1:14:47 Brittany Petros Do you have celebrity status?

1:14:49 Adam No, B slash C. I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, I'm a B slash C celebrity. After all, I was asked to play in a softball game in Valencia. Here's my point. You do a bunch of little stuff that you don't remember doing, and then it shows up and you don't know whatever tells you when it's going to be on. I'll tell you, the biggest disappointment in this career for me has been, I always figured you knew when you were on TV, no way.

1:15:17 Drew We have no idea.

1:15:18 Adam We did this thing for VH1 where they're doing like a best of behind the music and they interview a lot of different people and ask them what they think of the show and this and that and the other. We did this thing about what, three or four months ago, if you remember. What are you talking about? I guess it aired for the first time tonight and I was just flipping through the stations and there I was talking about some guy from Poison.

1:15:38 Drew Poison?

1:15:39 Adam Yeah, it was a best of behind the music and then there you were later on in the show. Aren't people supposed to tell us, shouldn't you know?

1:15:50 Drew Wait, listen. When we did the show for MTV, any idea when it aired?

1:15:55 No.

1:15:55 Drew No. That was every night.

1:15:57 Adam Okay. Well, so you figured it was on one of those nights. Aaron?

1:16:02 Caller Yes.

1:16:02 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:16:06 Caller Well, I was just wondering if the fact that I have a small penis could be caused by my excessive masturbation.

1:16:13 Adam Wait a minute. The kid may have a point.

1:16:15 Drew Yeah. Maybe there's a trend here. No. Adam, lay off. Maybe things will be okay.

1:16:19 Adam I don't care. Okay.

1:16:21 Drew No, Aaron, no. No.

1:16:22 Adam No.

1:16:23 Drew No.

1:16:23 Adam Well, you think you're eroding it? I don't know. Your hand is like the Colorado River and your penis is like the walls of the Grand Canyon. That's a little erosion humor. There. Okay, Aaron, have fun.

1:16:39 Caller Okay.

1:16:40 Adam Then not only with your penis, but just for the rest of your life, all right? All right.

1:16:43 Drew You don't have notice, Adam?

1:16:44 Adam Hey, Aaron?

1:16:45 Caller Yes?

1:16:46 Adam Don't smoke weed.

1:16:47 Drew Pot, yeah. That will shrink. Your quick wit will be dulled and the penis may shrink.

1:16:53 Caller I've been a few months for that.

1:16:55 Drew Yeah.

1:16:55 Adam All right. You're going to have a hard time getting a job. That's all I'm saying.

1:16:58 Caller All right.

1:16:59 Adam All right, buddy. All right. All you stupid people, don't make yourself any dumber. That's all I'm saying. And you smart people, if you want to make yourself average, that's fine. I have no problem with that.

1:17:09 Drew I'm just noticing, Adam, Brittany is just smitten with you.

1:17:13 Adam Yeah, look at that face.

1:17:13 Brittany Petros Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

1:17:16 Drew You're like, what the hell is up with this guy?

1:17:18 Adam That's right.

1:17:19 Drew I'd love to see the big balloon over her head. It's like, what is up with this one?

1:17:25 Adam That's right.

1:17:25 Brittany Petros Is it that obvious what I'm thinking?

1:17:27 Adam No, baby. You know you're into me. You're very into me. And a couple months, too. You're not going to be riding this one.

1:17:36 Brittany Petros Oh, God.

1:17:37 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17:38 Brittany Petros Please.

1:17:39 Adam Oh, yeah. I didn't want to bring that up.

1:17:41 Brittany Petros Yeah. And I've never heard that before.

1:17:43 Adam Oh, you're going to hear it.

1:17:44 Drew But she's got some horsepower or anything?

1:17:48 Brittany Petros I've got some what?

1:17:49 Adam What's the date?

1:17:50 Drew To go do something else with the position you're in.

1:17:52 Adam Yes. What's the date today?

1:17:55 Drew September 24th.

1:17:57 Adam That's right. Well, we should meet up around February. We'll see. I bet you'll be more attracted to me. I think you will. I think that'll be it. It's all position, Drew. You know how that goes?

1:18:10 Brittany Petros Oh, you're such a sweet talker.

1:18:11 Caller Do you want a blowjob or do you want a girlfriend?

1:18:13 Adam Who was that? That was-

1:18:16 Brittany Petros That was not me.

1:18:18 Adam No, that was, what's her name?

1:18:21 Drew The one you were making fun of?

1:18:22 Adam Yeah.

1:18:23 Drew Caprice.

1:18:23 Adam Oh, that prima donna bitch, Caprice, who came in here like a year ago and she was all full of her crap and I wanted to do something with her for the Man Show and she wouldn't do it and she was a big pain in the ass and I remember just thinking, just enjoy it because you're going nowhere.

1:18:39 Drew He's not equating that with you.

1:18:40 Adam No, no, no. February, though, we talk, right? February, all right. All right. Anna?

1:18:46 Drew Hi. Can we do it okay by then?

1:18:48 Adam No. I mean, could be. Yes, could be. Then we won't talk. We'll only talk if you're not doing well in February. That's what I want to say.

1:18:55 Brittany Petros Okay.

1:18:56 Adam But I'll mark it on my calendar just to be safe. Anna?

1:18:59 Caller Hi.

1:18:59 Adam You're 23. What's up?

1:19:01 Caller Hi. I just want to say hi to Brittany. Maybe you're a lesbian?

1:19:08 Adam Could be.

1:19:08 Oh.

1:19:10 Brittany Petros No, I'm not.

1:19:11 Caller No.

1:19:11 Brittany Petros It's possible.

1:19:12 Adam She's not into me, Anna. I know what you're saying.

1:19:15 Brittany Petros Definitely attracted to me.

1:19:16 Drew These volumes about her health.

1:19:18 Caller Okay.

1:19:18 Drew Not at Adam.

1:19:20 Caller Anyway, Mike.

1:19:21 Brittany Petros Did you watch the shows?

1:19:21 Adam It's only because I vomited last night.

1:19:23 Brittany Petros I'm into guys. No. Yeah, I get that too. I get that a lot. I just, I don't know what my problem is. I just.

1:19:31 Adam Well, I'm willing, I'm willing to concede that after a certain point, it gets weird and then it, it's like, for me, it's like me buying a lottery ticket. Never bought one and the first few years of the lottery, I could have bought one. Now, it's been 15 years and I won't buy one and I have a little streak going and now it's never going to happen. I know it's not exactly the same.

1:19:52 Brittany Petros I don't know what I'm missing.

1:19:53 Adam It takes on a life of its own eventually though. You get a certain momentum with it and you don't want to do it because you have a streak.

1:20:00 Drew But you know what though? It seems like you have a very idealized notion about what a relationship needs to be for you and that needs to be there before you're going to go.

1:20:08 Brittany Petros Yeah.

1:20:08 Caller Have you not found that?

1:20:10 Brittany Petros No. I mean, I definitely haven't. I mean, before I do, I want to be with the person that I think I'm going to be with for the rest of my life. Granted, it happens all the time. People meet, they think that they make love and it doesn't work out and that's a possibility too, but I've never, I don't think I've ever allowed myself to be in a position where I want to look at a boyfriend as someone that doesn't fill voids in me, but just enhances everything that I want. And I mean, I've changed my idea of what I want in a boyfriend so many times. I mean, I've dated, it changes all the time, what types of guy I date and I just, I guess I'm just not secure in myself yet or something. I don't know, I don't know what it is. But I'm not a lesbian.

1:20:56 Adam Anna, what do you, well, you're at least bi. Anna, right?

1:21:00 Brittany Petros Oh yeah, I'm that though.

1:21:02 Adam Anna, what do you want?

1:21:03 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew.

1:21:05 Caller Yeah.

1:21:06 Caller A friend of mine told me that snakebite kits were helped a lot in like increasing like nipple size.

1:21:14 Drew Nipple size.

1:21:15 Adam Very true.

1:21:16 Caller Is that true? Yes.

1:21:17 Drew I've never heard of this.

1:21:18 Adam Sure.

1:21:18 Drew That sounds bizarre to me.

1:21:20 Adam You know that word?

1:21:21 Drew Snakebite kit is like a razor blade and an epinephrine or something, isn't it?

1:21:25 Adam It's a razor blade and it has a little suction cup on it to suck the venom out. And you put that on your nipples.

1:21:31 Brittany Petros How would that ever make it bigger?

1:21:33 Adam It wouldn't. It's like a scar, I guess. Like a scar?

1:21:37 Drew Well, you cut it and then irritate it.

1:21:40 Adam Listen, genius. You would probably only use the suction part of the snakebite kit. You don't have to use the entire kit. You're like the razor blade.

1:21:46 Brittany Petros But suction would make it get bigger.

1:21:49 Adam You're such a genius.

1:21:50 Drew Actually, that would make it bigger if you scarred it up. Well, it would be all scar.

1:21:55 Adam All right. So hold it lighter under your nipples. But you get some scar tissue happening. The snakebite kit is the equivalent of the penis pump to the males.

1:22:07 Caller Is it dangerous? Is it harmful anyway?

1:22:09 Adam No.

1:22:09 Caller Because the first time I used it, it hurt a little bit and then I noticed a little bit of discharge.

1:22:16 Drew That's milk.

1:22:17 Caller No, it's not milk.

1:22:18 Adam Oh, that's venom. You weren't actually bitten is what you're saying.

1:22:22 Drew What makes you think it's not milk?

1:22:24 Caller I'm not pregnant.

1:22:25 Drew Yeah, but some women can actually stimulate milk discharge from stimulation.

1:22:30 Adam Oh, who cares? Listen, what happened to those snakebite kits? Those green ones?

1:22:34 Drew They don't work.

1:22:35 Adam Had a picture of a rattlesnake on them. You just get them at the Big Five or the sporting goods store. That was a pretty cool thing to have.

1:22:41 Drew The deal is now the rattlesnake bites, you get to the emergency room.

1:22:44 Brittany Petros You know what? I went on a desert tour when I was in Arizona, and apparently if you get bitten by a rattlesnake there, you don't have to worry about the poison because they dry bite you because there's not enough humidity in the air. And their tour guide said that they only release venom on something that's small enough for them to digest.

1:22:59 Drew Well, here in California, you've got the real ones.

1:23:03 Brittany Petros But I would probably still go to the hospital. That's what my tour guide told me.

1:23:06 Adam There's not enough humidity in the air?

1:23:08 Brittany Petros I guess you need moisture to make the venom. And since they're in the desert, it's too hard that they save their venom when they can actually digest the food. So if it's something large, they'll bite you for protection to scare you, but they don't release venom.

1:23:22 Adam Interesting. I didn't know they had any control over the release of it.

1:23:25 Drew I didn't either. Basically, the anti-venom is what you need. And until you get that, you're in trouble. I'll tell you about...

1:23:31 Adam Sucking an alkin. I was attacked by a snake at Drew's house. What do you mean?

1:23:35 Drew What?

1:23:35 Adam Remember I was leaving your driveway that time? There's a snake going across the driveway.

1:23:40 Drew A garter snake.

1:23:41 Adam Tried to attack me in my car.

1:23:43 Drew But there was a rattlesnake. Remember, my son came on a rattlesnake. He was at a friend's house up in Altadena. And then the maid went out with a shovel, chopped its head off. I think it was about five feet long.

1:23:52 Adam That's where I picked the nationality of the maid. Yep. That's a Guatemalan thing to do. And did she eat it? Make a belt out of it? Unacceptable. You tan the skin and urine. That's what I hear. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Grant, who's 17, had sex with a condom. The condom broke. He wants to know what the morning after pill is going to work. We'll find out after this.

1:24:20 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

1:24:54 Adam Yep, it is Loveline of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Brittany is our guest tonight from Big Brother. Brittany was banished from the house, but that's all right. She'll get another gig somewhere else.

1:25:08 Drew What if Jamie comes out Wednesday? She'll be okay?

1:25:12 Brittany Petros I hope so. I don't... People haven't said very nice things to me about her, and I don't know if they're...

1:25:18 Drew Do they think it's just because they want to knock down the beauty queen thing?

1:25:21 Brittany Petros I don't think that's it. I don't think they just want to knock down the beauty queen.

1:25:24 Adam Who's the beauty queen?

1:25:25 Drew Jamie.

1:25:26 Adam Jamie?

1:25:27 Brittany Petros Yeah, she's Miss Washington.

1:25:28 Drew She's Miss Washington.

1:25:29 Adam I've seen the show a few times. I didn't, with the exception of Brittany, did not notice any beauty queens.

1:25:36 Brittany Petros Good save.

1:25:37 Adam Any beauty queens on the show is one of my objections to the show, actually. Really? Did they throw her out yet, or is she still in there?

1:25:44 Brittany Petros No, she's still in.

1:25:45 Drew She should probably come out.

1:25:46 Brittany Petros I think she'll be very hurt, because I think that while I was in the house, anyway, she had this perception. I think that she thinks by holding herself back and by saying the appropriate things at the appropriate time and being very PC, I think she thinks she's building this huge fan base, and the opposite's happening. I was under the impression when I was in the house that when she got out she thought she was going to have a lot of offers, and she's planning on moving to LA and acting, and the world hasn't looked at her the way I think she thinks they're looking at her, and I think it's going to be a huge slap in the face, for lack of a better word.

1:26:21 Adam How old is she?

1:26:23 Drew Twenty-one, twenty-two.

1:26:24 Adam Eating disorder?

1:26:25 Drew No.

1:26:27 Brittany Petros I don't think so. And the thing is, she hasn't done anything bad or wrong or mean. She's just been very closed and very surfacy. She doesn't let you get inside, and the public isn't taking that very well.

1:26:40 Adam You know, Brittany, if we had a relationship, we wouldn't need to have sex. I mean, I'm all right with the oral stuff.

1:26:45 Caller Just open.

1:26:46 Adam That's what I'm saying. You know, we could stick to the oral for a while.

1:26:50 Caller Remember I've done that.

1:26:51 Brittany Petros Although that sounds tempting.

1:26:53 Adam I may be over the whole sex thing.

1:26:54 Caller I'm a little bit old.

1:26:56 Brittany Petros Thanks.

1:26:56 Adam Just the oral stuff for a while.

1:26:58 Caller You want a blowjob or you want a girlfriend?

1:27:00 Adam That's what I'm saying is, you see, you and I are coming from different places. You're not ready for sex.

1:27:06 Brittany Petros Do you have a girlfriend?

1:27:07 Adam That's what I'm saying. No, not right now.

1:27:09 Brittany Petros Have you ever had a girlfriend?

1:27:11 Adam Oh, yes. Many, many girlfriends.

1:27:13 Brittany Petros Really? I'm just kidding.

1:27:15 Adam I know you are. I've never been with a woman. Oh, I hear you, Anderson. Grant, you're 17. What's up?

1:27:26 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew about the morning after pill.

1:27:28 Adam Right. The condom broke, right?

1:27:30 Yes.

1:27:31 Adam When?

1:27:32 Today.

1:27:32 Go.

1:27:34 Drew Do not pass go. Get that morning after pill.

1:27:36 Brittany Petros Run.

1:27:36 Drew Fast. It's about actually about 90% effective if you get the pill in the first 24 hours. It's about 80 something the first 48 and about 70% overall over 72 hours.

1:27:45 Caller I went today because it's only about three miles from my house.

1:27:49 Drew What is?

1:27:50 Caller Plan Parenthood.

1:27:51 Drew Okay.

1:27:52 Caller And they're closed.

1:27:54 Drew Oh, we'll go tomorrow. Monday. It's good. Soon enough. It's still quite effective. Can get another.

1:28:00 Adam Open Sunday.

1:28:01 Drew Get around appropriate contraception, too. It's time to.

1:28:03 Adam They're all at church or wherever they practice Santeria. I'm not sure if they call that a church.

1:28:08 Caller And I was wondering about the effects on my girlfriend.

1:28:11 Drew It's completely safe. It's so safe. In fact, there's a movement to bring it over the counter.

1:28:15 Adam Oh, no. No. What if that should happen?

1:28:18 Drew Imagine where we'd be. I was at a pharmacy today and I was buying some folic acid, which I think is a good vitamin to take as vascular disease in my family and stuff. And you can get 800 micrograms, 0.8 milligrams, over the counter. But 1,000 micrograms, 1 milligram, prescription.

1:28:36 Adam Right. But you could take 2 of the 800, could you?

1:28:40 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:28:40 Adam You take a handful.

1:28:41 Drew Yeah, whatever you want. So I thought this is really bizarre. A pharmacist friend of mine was standing there. I go, why is that? And he goes, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Any explanation? No? No explanation.

1:28:49 Adam Well, here's the thing that everyone within the sound of my voice should realize, and you don't when you're younger, but you get a little older, you realize. All the stuff that doesn't make sense, where you say, but why, but why, but why? And you think, then you stop in some a-hole pipe, something goes, well, they must, they know more than you do, they have their reasons. If you can't figure it out, there isn't a good reason. And it's that way with everything. All that crap the government does, it doesn't seem to make any sense. It doesn't make any sense.

1:29:16 Drew They just haven't gotten around to changing it. It's some historical anachronism.

1:29:19 Adam Or somebody's getting rich off it. There's something going on.

1:29:23 Brittany Petros I think a lot of things with the medical. I think with pharmaceuticals, a lot of it comes on to packaging and money.

1:29:31 Adam Well, you know, because you're in the industry. But we talk about extra fluoride, a toothpaste is a prescription, and certain crab shampoos to get rid of pubic lice or prescription. Who the hell? What? That's ridiculous. Ridiculous. Thank you. It really is. I mean, why not? If something's effective, get it out to people. And listen, I don't know how many people understand this, but for years, I didn't have insurance, didn't have a doctor my entire life, really up until semi-recently. And prescription drugs and stuff, that was unobtainable. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't use it. You wouldn't look. There's no one to talk to. I mean, you could just go down to some clinic in downtown and go down to County USC and sit in line for a day. But you probably wouldn't do that. And if it was just some over-the-counter something, or some cream, or some steroid cream, or some whatever to get rid of whatever, no way. You wouldn't do it. And there's probably a large segment of society that does not take advantage of a lot of effective medications just because they don't have the resources and they don't have the pathways to get to it. They can't, you know, Drew, you always say, listen, call your doctor up, tell him or that most of the people in this country can't call their doctor.

1:30:50 Drew Right. I believe you're right.

1:30:52 Adam And they don't know his name. And if they did, it'd take a month for them to get hold of the guy or to get, they'd have to get in line and they'd speak to someone else, not a doctor.

1:31:00 Drew Yeah, you're right.

1:31:00 Adam All right. Where were we? Ian?

1:31:04 Hi, Adam.

1:31:05 Adam You're 23. What's up?

1:31:06 Caller That's right. I received anal sex about a week from Friday.

1:31:15 Drew He was the recipient of? It sounds like he received an award or something.

1:31:18 Adam Yes.

1:31:19 Drew The recipient of a...

1:31:20 Adam Yeah, he got the Brown Starfish Award.

1:31:24 Caller Wow.

1:31:24 Adam Thank you. Medallion. Oh, I wish my parents weren't here.

1:31:31 Caller Well, it's been over a week and I'm still in a lot of pain.

1:31:35 Adam Oh, yeah. That's God punishing you.

1:31:38 Caller Not all the time, but any time that I have to like... Deficate or like contract.

1:31:44 Drew Oh, do you have hemorrhoids?

1:31:46 Caller No.

1:31:47 Adam How often do you have to contract? You mean like...

1:31:49 Drew You'd be amazed. Contract. Hemorrhoid patients complain about this all the time. They never realize how many times your rear end moves.

1:31:57 Brittany Petros I'm contracted right now. They were talking about it. I'm like, hmm, okay, sorry.

1:32:02 Adam Whenever Drew, whenever his wife calls, when his wife pages him, there's a strong anal pucker that goes on. When he gets a bill or his wife says she's heading to the mall the next day or she needs some money, there's a lot of pucker.

1:32:15 Drew There's a lot of movement down there. People aren't aware of it and they can hurt.

1:32:18 Adam Listen, all you got to do, here's how life works. Crack a few ribs and then realize how often you laugh, how often you sneeze, how often you hiccup, how often strangers come up or friends come up, get you bear hugs and stuff. Exactly. It'll be every five seconds.

1:32:31 Drew Precisely. You cause some anal injury, obviously, so it could be like a fissure or a tear or hemorrhoid. Get some Anusol cream, take warm bath twice a day, and if it's not getting better in a couple of days, you got to see someone about that. In a couple of days? Yeah. Anusol warm bath.

1:32:46 Adam What's Anusol do?

1:32:47 Drew It's an anti-hemorrhoid cream. Anusol HC if you can get that over the counter.

1:32:51 Adam No. You can only get the crap that doesn't work. It comes in an Anusol tube. It's really just a flour and water that makes a paste.

1:32:59 Drew It's pancake mix.

1:33:01 Adam They put a little mentholatum scent in it. So you do get the placebo effect, but there's absolutely no effective medication in there. For that, you need to go to a doctor and explain to them you're getting cornholed by a guy and a pair of champs and a handlebar mustache. And then you can hobble your gay ass into the pharmacist and explain to him what went on. But if you don't want to do that, then you can just suffer in your own shame and pain. That's the way the system is. Because if you got hold of the stuff that actually worked on your ass, God knows what you might do with it. Oh, you'd be snorting it, you'd be smoking it, you'd be selling it to school kids. Hey kids, I got some ass cream here. This thing has 10% or one-tenth to one percent of the effective ingredient in it. Woo, the candy man. Come on, get in line.

1:33:51 Drew Ian?

1:33:51 Adam Jesus Christ.

1:33:52 Caller There's actually blood in my stool.

1:33:55 Drew Yeah, yeah, you got to get this checked out. You've got a fissure or a fistula or something. There's all kinds of lovely things you can get.

1:33:59 Adam Are you sure you should be gay? It doesn't sound like you have the ass for it.

1:34:04 Caller Look, I mean, this was not my first time. It's just never hurt like this before.

1:34:08 Adam Was this guy big?

1:34:09 Caller No, he was just, I think he was inexperienced. He was kind of rough.

1:34:14 Adam Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time.

1:34:16 Drew You wonder about STDs.

1:34:17 Adam I had some novice back there working me.

1:34:19 Drew You wonder about STDs too.

1:34:20 Adam Not knowing his way around.

1:34:21 Drew You know, some infections. Just get it. It ought to be checked out. Really should. Okay.

1:34:25 Adam All right. You get behind him next time. Give him a little payback.

1:34:29 Caller Oh, Adam, I wanted to say, I think you're pretty sexy.

1:34:33 Adam Yeah.

1:34:34 Caller But we should wait till I heal. Okay?

1:34:36 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's wait till you're ready.

1:34:38 Caller Okay.

1:34:38 Adam And you get behind me, champ. I'll throw you the keys. Let you do a little driving. All right?

1:34:45 Caller All right.

1:34:46 Drew Thanks for calling. Take care of yourself.

1:34:48 Adam I make one hell of a team, Anean.

1:34:50 Drew No condoms. Be sure STDs are a big deal with the receptive anal intercourse. That's a big deal.

1:34:55 Adam Yeah. It's got to be great being in a gay relationship. Yeah. I know your last guy ruined your asshole, but we'll rub a little cream on it and we'll work back into it slowly. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. You got to admit the gay lifestyle is funny. It just is funny. Of course, you got a sense of humor. You can't be uptight and have a penis in your ass. I've said it many times. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:35:22 Brittany Petros Hello. This is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:36:01 Adam All right, oh, you know, we forgot to play the Dr. Drew Boogie.

1:36:04 Brittany Petros Oh.

1:36:05 Adam Oh, man. We gotta play that. Ow! All right, I'll talk over it. There we go. I want to thank Brittany for coming in here from Big Brother.

1:36:17 Brittany Petros Thanks for having me.

1:36:17 Adam You can not see her on the show coming up this Wednesday and this Friday. But you can see Dr. Drew.

1:36:24 Brittany Petros Hey, I'll be on the show.

1:36:26 Adam Oh, you will be?

1:36:27 Brittany Petros Well, the last show.

1:36:28 Drew Oh, will you?

1:36:28 Brittany Petros I may even... Well, you have to watch the show to see if I'm back on to anything.

1:36:32 Drew Undoubtedly, it will be some sort of reunion show.

1:36:34 Adam Oh, okay. Oh, yes. This is going to keep going until February. So thanks Brittany. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Of course, you got a sense of humor. You can't be uptight and have a penis in your ass.

1:36:48 Brittany Petros This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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