Episode 1000754887058

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Dr. Drew over there. Wow, he's been here a record, what, three and a half days in a row?

1:18 Drew In a row.

1:19 Adam Fantabulous. And going for a fourth day tomorrow.

1:23 Drew I plan to.

1:23 Adam Really on a roll, buddy. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191, fax number, if we get any more paper in it, 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight our guest is Sean Patrick Thomas. He is from Save the Last Dance, only the number 1 movie at the box office this week. And by the way, I was watching Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and all that. And not only did they mention it was number 1, but set a record for a Martin Luther King box office weekend opening. And I'm sure Martin would be proud if he could see this. Well, I mean, it is. It has to do with race.

2:07 That's true. That's true.

2:08 Adam So the timing is good. Yeah.

2:11 Yeah.

2:11 Adam And I don't know what the previous record holder was, but they've been bumped.

2:16 Yeah. Yeah. I think the previous record was Farsity Blues from a couple of years ago. Right.

2:22 Adam Right. And does this surprise you?

2:26 I'm completely shocked. Completely shocked. Yeah. Like I knew it was a good movie and I was proud of it and I had fun doing it. But to think that all these shows would be sold out and people had trouble getting in, that just blows my mind.

2:38 Drew How do you think the vibe got going on?

2:40 I think they really promoted it well on MTV. I think they really got out the interracial love story thing going and just to put the conflicts out there that people live with every day and that they wanted to see it up on screen.

2:55 Adam Sean is in this with Julia Stiles, who is now everywhere. By the way, every time I turn on the TV, I see her. She has a good look. I mean, it's kind of a hot chick that you could get look. You know that look? She looks like an Irish boxer. I don't mean that in a bad way. No, she's got a look. You don't know who Teddy Atlas is. He used to be a boxing trainer and now he does commentary. She's got a little look like she got socked in the face, but with a beautiful glove. I don't mean that in a bad way. She's good looking, but she looks like you could get her. There's something very appealing about that, as opposed to, you know, Catharys Ada Jones is real good looking and you can't get her. I think I could get Julia, or at least in your mind. In my mind, I could.

3:45 I don't know about them. She's a tough nut to crack.

3:48 Adam No, I know. I know. I couldn't.

3:50 Drew Don't take it literally. Please.

3:52 Adam No, I'm saying the attraction. There's certain women who are very attractive because they have a beautiful, but almost common look that looks like the common man could be seen with her.

4:04 Drew Right.

4:04 Adam She's very beautiful, but does not have that high-faluting look. You with me on that?

4:10 I guess so, but I think she could have it if she wanted it. She just doesn't choose that aesthetic for herself. You know what I'm saying?

4:16 Adam All right. Well, we'll agree to disagree about that. But Sean, you know his work from Can't Hardly Wait, Picture Perfect, Courage Under Fire, Cruel Intentions. Wow, there's a lot of movies, and these are all just in the last couple of years. Coming up in Dracula 2000.

4:33 It's already out.

4:34 Adam Oh, yeah. That's right. It says coming up there, but that's right. What about that Dracula 2000?

4:41 It's basically like a hip, sexed-up, modern-day retelling of the Dracula legend. Basically, what would happen if Dracula were released into the modern world in the United States right now?

4:53 Adam I think he'd go mainly unnoticed.

4:57 Drew In the Goth scene.

4:58 Adam Yeah, I think he'd blend right in. There's certain parts of New York, Chicago, and LA. He could just blend right in, get himself a trench coat, and no one would bother him. All right, so that's out. You got to save the last dance out, and we're going to take some calls. You know how the show goes?

5:15 Yeah, sure.

5:16 Adam Just jump in, say whatever you want. Edna?

5:19 Yeah.

5:19 Adam You're 16?

5:20 Caller Yeah.

5:21 Adam What's up?

5:24 Caller I had just recently, about a month ago, lost my virginity to a guy that was 23. The show I was just listening to, ironically, you're talking about Winnie the Pooh, and everyone called him Tigger, and that kind of.

5:42 Drew Doubly creepy. Yeah.

5:43 Adam They called the 23-year-old guy Tigger?

5:46 Caller Because he fought and he bounced when he fought.

5:50 Adam He bounced when he fought?

5:52 Caller Yeah.

5:52 Drew So what's the question?

5:55 Caller Well, I talked to my doctor about it because, I mean, he kind of forced me, but he cried and told me he loved me.

6:06 Drew And this guy forced you to have sex with him?

6:08 Caller Yes.

6:09 Drew Well, so he raped you?

6:12 Caller Yeah.

6:13 Adam When did he cry and tell you he loved you when he told him you were going to have him arrested?

6:18 Caller No, after, right after. And I mean, it's been a mess like ever since that. But and he shouted out the windows or whatever that he loved me and all this stuff. And the thing was, is that I met him for four days and I knew it wasn't true. And he'd sing these songs to me like Lone Star song.

6:37 Drew And OK, what's the question? The guy's creeping us out of the Lone Star song.

6:42 Caller Yeah.

6:42 Drew I don't want to know.

6:44 Caller All right.

6:45 Adam And he shouted out the window.

6:47 Caller Yeah. And basically, well, I told my doctor and my doctor called Children's Services and Children's Services came to school. I didn't think my doctor could do that, but I guess he has to because of my age. Right. And Children's Services came to school and the woman basically told me either I tell my father or I call my dad and tell him where she was going to. And so I had to tell my dad. And it really hurt my relationship with him. And it hurt my outlook on everything. And right now, I'm kind of like, I used to be really religious in the church and I had this whole thing where I wasn't going to have sex so I was married and right now I'm just, I'm not dealing with any of this very well. And then I was...

7:31 Adam Hey, Edna?

7:32 Caller Yeah?

7:32 Adam I hate to jump in here in the middle of your role here, but could you turn down the Billy Ray Cyrus, please? So we could get to the end of this? It's kind of distracting.

7:43 Caller Okay.

7:44 Adam Yeah, please, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.

7:47 Caller It's okay.

7:48 Adam Idiots. Go ahead there, Anna.

7:51 Caller Um, there's this other boy that I have been talking to, and he, I ended up sort of sleeping with him because I figured it just didn't matter anyway. I was already ruined. And then he's been, of course, being a guy, he was 17, he, you know, quit talking to me. And with me-

8:08 Drew What happened to the 23 year old?

8:10 Caller Um, he threatened me because I guess the police were looking for him and he found out, because Children's Services had to call the police and he just threatened me a little bit and told me I had better not press charges. I don't want to press charges.

8:24 Drew So he turned out to be not such a great guy.

8:27 Adam Tell him the cops found out when he shouted it out the window.

8:30 Drew Yeah.

8:30 Adam A couple of guys were sitting in a patrol car.

8:33 Drew First of all-

8:33 Adam And then so you went and slept with another guy because you figured it didn't matter anymore.

8:38 Caller Yeah. And I'm just- I didn't think that I would have any remorse. And it's just tearing me up inside.

8:45 Drew Okay. All right. So you're still sort of intact and you're still responding to these experiences as you would expect you would given your previous belief system.

8:53 Adam But do you like the second guy?

8:55 Caller No.

8:55 Drew And she just doesn't like the fact that she's acting out.

8:58 Adam Yeah.

8:58 Drew Okay.

8:59 Adam All right.

8:59 Caller And I'm feeling like I want affection. And I'm not sure, really.

9:04 Drew Where can you get that? Mom?

9:06 Caller My mom walked out on me about a year ago.

9:09 Drew So she's already gone. And that's probably why this all started happening in the first place. This 23-year-old found a good victim here.

9:14 Adam There's much more brewing here than the 23-year-old cowboy. Yeah.

9:19 Drew And as usual, it's not so much the daged difference between the 16 and 23-year-old that bothers us as much as what it says about the 23-year-old that would have sex with the 16-year-old. That's what we're trying to protect you from. That kind of person.

9:32 Adam Where's your mom?

9:34 Caller She's in Columbus. She had a drinking problem and her and my dad ended up splitting up because of that and I've seen her twice in a year and it was on Thanksgiving and then Christmas.

9:43 Adam All right.

9:44 Drew So where can you get some connection? Where can you get some affection? Where can you have it?

9:48 Adam Well, not affection, but...

9:49 Drew But she wants a relationship. She wants to have some kindness.

9:50 Adam Affection equals erection.

9:52 Drew Well, for her, that's true.

9:53 Adam She just needs some counseling.

9:55 Drew Yes. Anybody you can talk to?

9:58 Caller I have no idea. I have turned to friends, but I have a couple friends that are guy friends and nurses. I don't even want to do that because I'm afraid I might do something with them even.

10:08 Caller Oh, boy.

10:10 Drew What about...

10:11 Adam There were girls when I was in high school, the ones who were... Stop me before I have sex again.

10:15 Drew But you have a relationship with the church community. What about rekindling that?

10:18 Caller The girls that I get to church with are not to be mean. They're very sheltered.

10:23 Adam All right.

10:24 Drew But how about clergy?

10:25 Adam Go to the church. You don't have to hang out with the girls.

10:27 Drew How about the clergy?

10:29 Caller The what?

10:29 Drew Clergy.

10:31 Adam Those are the people at the crosses?

10:33 Drew The dark clothes?

10:34 Adam The guys who wear the sort of mock turtlenecks? Light the candles, those guys?

10:39 Caller I go to a Baptist church.

10:41 Adam Oh, okay. Listen, hey Edna?

10:44 Caller Yeah?

10:45 Adam I know it's a hard time for you right now. You have your dad. He found out about it.

10:49 Drew He's being an idiot.

10:50 Adam He's going to simmer, but he'll cool down real fast. Don't act out. No more seeking comfort in the arms of strangers. Talk to your friends. Go back to church. Reconnect with them. Talk to a counselor at school.

11:04 Caller I've already been through counseling. I think it's a huge joke, especially around...

11:07 Adam All right, all right, all right. Okay, then do nothing. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not flying out there.

11:14 Drew Counseling, you don't go through counseling in a couple of days.

11:17 Adam Yes. What happened with your mom is a big deal, and that's something that you need to talk about and work through. Okay, so you do need to get back into counseling.

11:26 Drew You could also go to rape counseling groups. You could go to Allotine. There's lots of options out there for you. Okay.

11:31 Caller I went to a counseling group about a year ago because my best friend had died, and the woman made me watch a light bright board and told me to say my feelings as I watched the lights, and I pretty much felt that that was kind of a joke and that wasn't helping me.

11:47 Adam Well, my therapist uses an Etch-A-Sketch. You familiar with that?

11:51 Caller Yeah.

11:52 Adam Yeah.

11:52 Caller All right.

11:53 Adam Hey, Edna?

11:54 Caller Yeah.

11:55 Adam I want to help you, but not really.

11:57 Drew Well, just help me if you can.

11:58 Adam Yeah. You're not going to challenge me to help you. I'm going to tell you a few things you have to do, and then we got to go to another call. I'm sorry you're in a bad way, but you have to reconnect with your church and your counselors and your father and your friends.

12:12 Drew And if you're the therapist is sort of inadequate or you don't feel like you're responding to what they're telling you, tell them that. It's not working for me. Try something else.

12:20 Adam She was angry, boy.

12:21 Drew Yeah, but justifiably.

12:22 Adam Marie?

12:23 Yeah.

12:23 Adam You're 16?

12:24 Caller Uh-huh.

12:25 Adam What's up there, baby?

12:27 Caller All right.

12:28 Caller I'm very nervous. Yeah. I had my legs amputated when I was about three years old. From what? It's kind of a sad story. I was like, I was sleeping in bed and my older brother came by and took like really, really big rubber bands and tied them around my legs.

12:55 So was he playing?

12:57 Caller He wasn't playing. He was just sleeping and he tied them around my legs. And this was like over a course of like 12 hours. I was very sleepy because I was sick and I had like a lot of Dayquil or something.

13:12 Adam And you were three or three?

13:15 Uh-huh.

13:16 Adam Dayquil.

13:18 Drew You were three and who gave you Dayquil at three?

13:20 Caller I don't know, like an aunt. I don't really remember all that much. I was three. I don't really remember. But the circulation got cut off to my legs and they had, the doctor had to amputate them, both of my legs.

13:35 Adam From where?

13:36 What point?

13:37 Caller From like, like about from the femur. Like I only have like two femurs. I don't have like calves or feet.

13:47 Adam So from the knees?

13:50 Caller I have like both of those, but.

13:53 Drew Both of what?

13:54 Adam Hold on. We're going to take a break. I got to kill myself. These last two calls are bringing me down. Drew, what is this? Murray, are you serious?

14:02 Caller I'm sorry, but it's true.

14:03 Adam Oh my God. Drew, Drew, is this possible?

14:10 Drew It's possible, but there's something missing.

14:11 Adam Something missing?

14:12 Drew Yeah. It's not all fitting together for me. But go ahead. What is it you're calling about?

14:16 Caller Well, I have a boyfriend and he lost his legs during the 89 earthquake.

14:23 Adam Hold on. I got to kill myself again. Yeah.

14:27 Caller And we've gotten together and we want to have sex, but let me know how since he doesn't have any legs and I just have these two nubs.

14:36 Adam Well, what's he have?

14:39 Caller He doesn't have anything. It's like, just like, not really there. It's just like these, they're like shorter than mine.

14:48 Adam Shorter than yours.

14:49 Drew And what happened to him?

14:51 Caller 89 earthquake. Like, he was like driving, he was like about four years old, I guess, at the time. He's about a year older than me. And, I don't know, he was like five or something. And, he was in a car, and like, I'm not really sure, but like a bridge fell on him. Not like the Bay Bridge or anything. It was like...

15:18 Yeah.

15:19 Adam What's his name?

15:20 Caller His name is Derek.

15:22 Is he in a wheelchair?

15:23 Caller Yeah, he's in a wheelchair.

15:24 Are you in a wheelchair?

15:26 Adam Where'd you two meet?

15:28 Caller Um, we met like at a family reunion. He was like someone like my cousin's like cousin, something like that. And he had to come along because no one was taking care of him. He couldn't really do much around the house. And so his cousin decided to take him to our family reunion.

15:48 Drew And is he concerned about how this sex act is going to go down?

15:52 Caller How what?

15:52 Drew How this is going to go down, how you two are going to have sex?

15:55 Caller He wants to, but we're like totally confused and freaked out.

15:59 Adam Well, first off, I think legs just get in the way when you have sex. If you think about it, it's always move that, watch out, you're gonna knock the lamp over, get out of the way. I could, I think I could operate better without legs. And I like my victims or girlfriends as you call them. I call them. I like them not to have legs too. And furthermore, I think would make my penis look bigger if I didn't have legs, all things being relative.

16:24 Drew I don't think of those testes.

16:25 Adam Yeah, I could say, I could say they hang down, my nuts hang down lower than my legs.

16:30 I wouldn't be lying.

16:31 Adam All right, listen, I think this is fine. You guys will work it out. I mean, why is this so sad? I mean, I know it's sad, but what I mean is, is you found each other.

16:43 Aren't they 16 years old and talking about having sex? Like, what about that issue?

16:47 Drew Well, actually, do you have a relationship?

16:50 Caller We've been going out for about a year and a half now.

16:52 Drew The average age of onset in this country is 16.2.

16:55 You're kidding.

16:55 Drew That's the average.

16:56 Wow.

16:57 Adam All right, you've been going out for a year.

16:58 Drew Make sure you use contraception, right?

17:00 Adam Yeah, use a condom. Just work it out. I mean, you'll figure it out.

17:06 Caller Okay, I'm not really sure, because I haven't not had, this is like my first boyfriend.

17:12 Drew Yeah, but everybody's freaked out. Legs are in their legs.

17:14 Adam I didn't know what the hell I was doing at 16. Thank God I didn't get laid until I was 29. All right, Murray, you're fine. I mean, relatively. Yeah, this guy's great. You guys can just figure it out together. It's all right. Okay. All right.

17:28 Drew All right.

17:29 Adam Read, get that Kama Sutra book and see what positions they got there that don't seem to be leg intensive.

17:35 Drew Why don't you tell her to enjoy?

17:36 Adam Yeah, and enjoy. All right, Murray? All right. You're fine, baby. All right, bye. Jesus Christ. My sister stabbed me in the crocheting needle. I've still not forgiven her. If she'd taken my legs, that would have been it.

17:48 Drew That story doesn't make sense.

17:49 Adam Something missing?

17:50 Drew Yeah, this doesn't make sense.

17:51 Adam But here's the deal. If you were going to call a radio station and make up a story about why you got your legs amputated.

18:01 Drew It would have been a lawnmower.

18:02 Adam You would have said a train.

18:04 Drew Yeah.

18:05 Adam You would have said a car accident. Motorcycle. Motorcycle accident. Your brother ramping a jump rope around your knees while you were sleeping at your aunt's house is not the story you would go with. So there's got to be truth to that.

18:20 Drew What I'm thinking is that's the story she was told, something worse happened to her, something weird.

18:26 Adam But why? But the brother's got to be like, come on, don't pin this one on me.

18:30 Drew Maybe he did something else. I don't know what, but the rubber band and Nyquil. I was three.

18:38 Adam So she found the guy, Dayquil to be fair, and she found a guy good that can work it out.

18:44 All right.

18:45 Adam Those are very bizarre calls we started with Drew. Jared?

18:48 Hello?

18:49 Adam You're 15. What's up?

18:50 Caller Hey, yeah, I pleasure myself by kind of sticking things up my pie hole, so to speak.

18:58 Adam I see.

18:59 Drew Pie hole.

18:59 Adam Yeah. I see.

19:01 Drew Pie hole, that's a finishing school term?

19:03 Adam Yes.

19:03 Drew Yeah.

19:04 Adam It's right next to your cake hole. It's actually underneath your cake hole.

19:08 Drew My God.

19:08 Adam And Jared?

19:10 Caller Yeah.

19:10 Adam I see.

19:12 Caller And well, recently, about two days ago, I think I seriously hurt myself.

19:17 Drew Okay. So hold on.

19:18 Adam You believe this, Drew?

19:20 Drew Well, let's just finish it out here. All right. What about seeing a doctor about it?

19:23 Adam Well, what'd you get stuck up there?

19:26 Caller Well, I do this thing in the shower where I get like a plunger.

19:30 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

19:32 Adam Wait a minute. I believe him.

19:34 Drew No.

19:34 Adam I want to believe him. Which end of the plunger, Jared?

19:37 Caller Well, it's the shaft end.

19:40 Adam The shaft end. All right. I'm on board.

19:42 Drew No, no, no.

19:43 Adam Yes.

19:44 Caller And I get the suction cup and I put it in the shower.

19:49 Adam Right. You plant that down. Right.

19:51 Caller And then I hold on to it.

19:52 Adam I didn't even know those were plungers. I thought those were... That's what it was made for.

19:57 Caller And then I hold on the shower curtain to stable myself. And I kind of go up and down on the plunger.

20:04 Adam Right. You lube up with Prel first though, right?

20:07 Caller Of course.

20:08 Adam And the shower curtain gave way.

20:11 Caller Exactly.

20:11 Adam And you landed on this thing.

20:13 Drew That's a... I was in the hospital and somebody died from that.

20:16 Adam Really?

20:17 Drew Yeah. The relative? Went right through his colon.

20:20 Adam Are you serious?

20:21 Drew It was a broom.

20:23 Adam It was a broom? Oh, boy. Okay. But listen, isn't that just sort of Darwin taking out the garbage when someone dies by shoving a broom up their ass?

20:32 Drew Here we go. We're talking to Jared here.

20:34 Adam All right. I'm still with you, Jared.

20:36 Caller Yeah.

20:37 Adam So you lean down on the thing and then the shower curtain gave way.

20:40 Caller Right. And I went... this thing, I swear, it was going to hit my stomach.

20:44 It went that far up.

20:46 Drew You got to get checked out, Jared. It's actually very dangerous.

20:48 Caller Yeah. I've had a little bit of bleeding.

20:51 Drew Have you had abdominal pain, too?

20:52 Caller Oh, yes. I have.

20:54 Drew Please go get checked out, like right now.

20:55 Caller It's a little embarrassing.

20:56 Drew Yeah. Well, you go walk in... Anyone who wants to see stuff like this, spend an evening in an emergency room, somebody will walk in with a story like that.

21:05 Adam Really? And listen, I'll go. I'll go to... I'll spend a Friday night at the emergency room, but so help me, Christ, Drew, if no one comes in there with something up their ass, I'm going to come gunning for you.

21:15 Drew You won't be disappointed. But here's what they all say, every single one of them.

21:19 Adam They slipped.

21:20 Drew They sat on it. But you know what? Jared sat on it. I never thought about them actually willfully sitting on it. Maybe that's what they were doing.

21:28 Adam All right. Well, it's semantics. All right. Sean, are you disgusted?

21:33 Actually, yeah. To be perfectly frank, that kind of freaked me out a little bit.

21:40 Adam Yeah. It hurts, doesn't it? I'm just hearing about it. The good news is he was probably making it up. Oh, really? Yeah, but the bad news is it's happened to many, many people.

21:51 Drew I think it's probably real, actually, some total of that call.

21:53 Adam But all right, let's just tease one more. Yeah, Anderson, I see a flailing around there like a docked flounder.

22:01 Drew Of course, Sean, we're just shooting them out of the sky here.

22:03 Adam I don't know if we can find something a little more normal.

22:05 I had no idea what I was getting into here.

22:06 Drew No, no deal.

22:07 Adam Hey, listen, I didn't either. That was five years ago. Deidre?

22:11 Caller Hi.

22:12 Adam Hi, you're 24.

22:13 Caller Hi. Yeah, I get this really nasty pain before, like during and after I have sex with my husband.

22:20 Adam All right. Drew, is there anyone up here has a question about Save the Last Dance or something like that? Anybody wants to know if Sean got a start in acting? Anything on there that doesn't have to do with some pain in the nether region, something that was lodged somewhere?

22:35 Drew Kevin, dad's touching him at night.

22:38 Adam There's a nice one. Anyone who just, let's say, had an arm amputated by a loved one? No?

22:44 Drew No, we'll take Deidre after the break.

22:46 Adam Deidre?

22:47 Caller Yes.

22:47 Adam You all right?

22:48 Caller Yes.

22:48 Adam All right. Sit in a nice cool tub of water.

22:51 Sit.

22:51 Adam Be careful now. And be careful for the plungers. Cool that vagina off of yours. We'll take a little break and then we'll get back with you, OK?

22:59 All right.

22:59 Adam All right. Sean Patrick Thomas is here from Save the Last Dance. We will get back with some more palatable calls after this.

23:13 It's Loveline.

23:15 Adam I'm Adam Carole. Here's Dr. Drew phone number. I'm a little scared to give that phone number out after this last call. Let's just sit here and talk amongst ourselves. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Sean Patrick Thomas is here from Save the Last Dance. He's the guy in all the commercials. He's doing all the dance. He stars in that with Julius Stiles. Number 1 in the box office. Set a box office record for the Martin Luther King Weekend. And I guess you, could you dance before this?

23:46 Caller Hell no.

23:47 Adam No? Really?

23:47 Caller No. No. I was pretty much a square, a homebody.

23:52 Adam Really?

23:52 Caller Yeah, I didn't really hang out that much.

23:54 Adam And really no good? Really?

23:58 Drew I don't see this film.

23:59 Adam I don't know. What I'm saying is, I don't want to get into the stereotype here, but David Alan Greer was at my house Saturday. And I said to him, hey, we play basketball over here, like a couple times a week. You play basketball? And he goes, no, I don't play basketball. And I said, I'm just asking. I don't. Everyone keeps bugging me and they won't listen to me. And I realized he's black, he's 6'2. People think he must have some game. Of course. And he's angry that people keep saying it to him. And I realized, yeah, he's probably lame. I mean, he's probably no good at basketball. But now, did you, you didn't have any dance. I would just assume you could dance better than I am because you're black.

24:39 Drew Well, that's a good assumption.

24:40 Adam Well, why not? That's where the safe money is.

24:44 Caller Well, how badly do you dance?

24:45 Adam Pretty badly.

24:46 Caller Pretty badly? Well, I never danced like very badly. I was just kind of like a regular guy.

24:50 Adam Right.

24:51 Caller But I wasn't like a dancer by any means, you know.

24:53 Adam And did you start training for the movie?

24:56 Caller Yeah, we went to a lot of clubs. Went out every night while we were shooting, before we were shooting, hanging out, drinking, checking out the chicks, you know.

25:06 Adam Do you need to go to a club to do this? I mean, I would assume they would just assign you a choreographer, a dance instructor, whatever, and you guys would just spend a couple hours in the studio.

25:16 Caller Oh, no, no, no. We did that during the day, but at night we were out of the clubs till three, four in the morning. And then shooting or rehearsing during the day.

25:25 Adam See, that's why I can't.

25:26 There's no way.

25:27 Adam I can't rehearse.

25:28 Caller It was a lot of fun, though.

25:29 Adam And did you go out with Julia?

25:30 Caller Yeah, we went out a few times, definitely. We got pulled over by the cops once, actually, one time we went out. Really?

25:35 Adam You mean like on the way home or something?

25:36 Caller No, we were leaving one club to go to another, and we got stopped by the cops when we left the first club.

25:42 Adam And what did they say?

25:44 Caller Just that I was driving illegally, but they never gave me a ticket or said anything. They just kind of stopped us. And she's got a taste of what it's like to be a brother, you know?

25:52 Adam Maybe it was like that sheriff from, what was that Kevin Bacon movie? Footloose. He didn't like dancing in his town. There was a good premise. I would like to pitch that one. Well, dancing is illegal in this town. Uh-huh. Yeah, keep going. So Kevin Bacon blows in and teaches everyone how to dance? Yeah. What town is this? It's just some town where dancing is illegal. Okay.

26:17 All right.

26:18 Adam I think we can get Kenny Loggins to do the tune. Deidre?

26:21 Caller Yeah.

26:22 Adam All right. So your vagina hurts.

26:24 Caller Yeah. The opening, it gets stretched and inside, it gets really raw. It burns when I urinate and the bone around my vagina gets bruised. Well, we've tried like-

26:37 Adam Wait a minute. Who are you sleeping with?

26:39 Caller My husband.

26:40 Adam I see. What's he packing in his underpants? I mean, they can do that kind of damage. Like throw a grenade down there or something when the guy's having sex. Is he big?

26:53 Caller Yeah.

26:53 Drew Extra big?

26:55 Caller No, not excessively.

26:56 Adam No. Is he kind of rough?

26:58 Caller No.

26:59 Adam He's gentle?

27:00 Caller Very.

27:01 Caller Are you small?

27:02 Caller Excuse me?

27:03 Caller Are you small?

27:04 Caller Very. We use condoms and we've tried KY Jelly to see if it would just kind of like gloob things up a little bit, but it still stings even when I'm using that.

27:15 Drew Have you talked to your gynecologist about it?

27:17 Caller Yes.

27:17 Drew And?

27:18 Caller She just had no idea. She tried putting me on Depra-Provera to see if things would loosen up or something.

27:25 Drew It can make it worse sometimes.

27:26 Caller Weird.

27:26 Adam Maybe it did make it worse.

27:27 Drew Did it make it worse?

27:29 No. It's still the same.

27:30 Adam Well, what about, why using condoms with your husband? Why don't you get on something else and get rid of the condoms?

27:35 Caller Well, we did get rid of the condoms.

27:37 Adam Yeah, because that seems like, to me, the condom is like the high top on the gym floor. You know that squeaking sound when you play basketball? Can't there be a little of that? That rubber?

27:49 Drew You know what I'm curious about? One of her symptoms is the bruised pubic bone. Yeah.

27:55 Adam How gentle is he? And by the way, there's extra width. I put a condom on. I double my width. I don't know if you know that.

28:03 Caller No, I didn't know that.

28:04 Adam So how is he bruising your pelvic bone if he's being very gentle?

28:09 Caller Well, like down in the area, if I touch it with my fingers, it's very sore.

28:15 Drew How long do you guys have sex for?

28:17 Caller Excuse me?

28:17 Drew How long do you have sex for?

28:19 Caller Usually anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes.

28:22 Adam And is he a big guy other than his penis?

28:25 Caller No.

28:27 5'11.

28:28 Adam I see. All right, so you've done away with the condom. You're still using the lube without the condom?

28:34 Caller Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes we'll just say, well, maybe it'll work this time.

28:38 Drew Do you have trouble with penetration?

28:40 Caller Excuse me?

28:41 Drew Do you have trouble with penetration? Yes. Let's turn over the cards for a second here, too. Any history of sexual abuse? No. Nothing to predispose you to pelvic pain emotionally?

28:51 Caller None.

28:51 Drew So it really seems to be some sort of anatomical disproportion, right?

28:54 Caller Yeah.

28:55 Adam How about, can you get on top of him and sort of set the cadence?

28:59 Caller Yeah.

28:59 I can try to do that.

29:00 Caller It's just like if he goes in too far, it starts to hurt like in my stomach.

29:04 Drew That's normal.

29:06 Caller So.

29:06 Adam All right.

29:07 Caller I don't do that too much.

29:08 Adam Yeah. Does he do one of those moves where he like does that quick jam action? No. You know, guys can't help that. I was like, slow down, baby. Take it slow. No, I'm going slow. No, take it slow. Yeah, I'm going slow. No, it's like you just you try that quick stab action. You know what I'm talking about? You can't help it. Your penis gets a little it wants wants to be enveloped. You know, you just want to get it in there, right? They're like, hey, what was that? I don't know. I couldn't help it. The rest of my penis was lonely. The front half of the penis like, come on, boys. The water's fine.

29:42 Drew Well, I don't think we have any other suggestions for Didrio, but I do think she should be back with the doctor and just discussing this some more because it's not clear what's going on here. What have we done about it?

29:49 Adam And I think her on top and him lying on his back and her sort of marking the twine of the penis as it were is going to be a better position for her. Willie?

30:00 Drew Marking the twine?

30:02 Adam I want to know like, did you get that reference at all?

30:05 Drew No.

30:05 Adam Okay, what I was saying was is if he lies on his back and just puts his penis in the air like it's a flagpole and she can kind of lower herself and go to the depth that she wants.

30:15 Drew I see.

30:16 Adam Like the guys would hang the twine off the front of the river boat so it didn't hit a sandbar. That's how Mark Twain got his name. Many people don't know that. I'm a wealth of knowledge. Willie?

30:28 Caller Yeah, I want to tell you guys that you guys rule, man. You guys are like gods.

30:33 Adam Well, thank you.

30:34 Caller Yeah. I look up to Adam. My friends tell me that I have the same sense of humor as you, man. I never missed a match. You rule, man.

30:40 Adam Good. Have fun in your life of construction.

30:44 Caller Oh, no.

30:44 Drew Yeah, Willie, got a question.

30:45 Caller Junior college, baby. Yeah, I want to ask Sean Patrick Thomas, like, how was it, like, working next to Julia Stiles?

30:53 Caller Oh, that's fantastic, man.

30:54 Caller Beautiful. So hot. Did you ever put the moves on her or anything, man?

30:57 Caller No, man. No, she's too young, man. Too young for me.

31:00 Caller How old is she?

31:01 Caller She's 19 now, I think.

31:03 Adam He told me he got her during the commercial. He said not to say anything. Now he's kicking me frantically.

31:08 Caller Adam.

31:09 Caller What? Be respectful.

31:10 Caller Adam.

31:11 Adam Yeah. Hey, did you see the movie?

31:13 Caller No, unfortunately, I haven't gone yet.

31:14 Adam Well, why don't you go?

31:15 Caller Check it out, man.

31:16 Caller Yeah, I'm going to go on Friday with the girl.

31:18 Adam All right.

31:18 Caller It's a good day movie.

31:19 Caller Yeah. And I was wondering, Adam, if you could sing that porno song that you did.

31:25 Adam I sung it last night. The Taboo 2 theme song?

31:29 Caller Yeah.

31:30 Adam No.

31:30 Caller Or I could use it at like the last 20 minutes. So he used the Ace Rockolla thing. That's really funny.

31:35 Adam All right. Listen, I don't know. He's not a shill. He's not a plant. He just called in, Dr. Drew, I guarantee it. I wish everyone shared his love of me. All right. Let's talk to Rachel. It's 23. Rachel.

31:48 Caller Hi.

31:48 Adam What's up?

31:50 Caller I just have a question. My fiance and I, for basically the last four years, we have had sex.

31:56 What does it mean when there is lumps?

31:59 Drew That's normal.

31:59 Adam It means he's not in love. It should come out silky smooth, like it's been put through a sieve if he's in love. If it's lumpy, it means either he's cheating or he's not in love.

32:10 Caller So, he's been cheating for four years?

32:11 Drew No, no.

32:12 Adam Well, if that hasn't been in love.

32:14 Drew No, tapioca is normal.

32:15 Caller That's normal. Totally normal.

32:17 Drew Totally normal. But he can't sort of clean the pipes more frequently. It might thin out a little bit.

32:21 Adam Is that what that is?

32:22 Drew Yeah. Really?

32:23 Say that one more time.

32:24 Drew It's just more frequent.

32:28 Adam Wanking off?

32:29 Drew Yeah, just more frequent. How often do you guys have sex?

32:33 Caller Three, four times a week.

32:35 Adam Sounds like enough. And it's chunky.

32:37 Caller He needs to clean his pipes more than that?

32:38 Drew No, no. I'm not saying that. But he just normal chunks. Some people have chunks that are normal.

32:44 Caller Does that have anything to do with being sterile?

32:46 Drew No.

32:46 Adam No. It's more the cheating and the lack of love. That's what I would focus on.

32:51 Caller So totally normal, nothing to be worried about.

32:53 Adam Correct. It's a science in certain cultures, in certain Asian cultures. There's a whole science of reading the lumps on someone's head. I'll read the lumps in someone's sperm.

33:04 Drew The head science is the science of phrenology.

33:08 Adam Phrenology, yes, yes.

33:09 Drew And the semenology, I guess.

33:13 Adam Spermology.

33:14 Drew Chemology.

33:14 Adam Chemology. Yes, Rachel. Alright, you kids are fine. Alright. And Drew, I was just thinking about it. We've had this question a thousand times. Why sometimes guys say they're lumpy some days and the next week they're silky smooth. But here's the deal. Everything comes out, with the exception of urine, with some inconsistency.

33:33 Caller Yeah.

33:33 Adam I mean, your mucus sometimes it's like water and sometimes it's like an oyster and God knows what comes out of your ass. It's always a coin toss.

33:40 Caller I've never seen this lumpy thing you're talking about.

33:42 Adam You haven't?

33:43 Caller Never.

33:43 Adam I'll show you in the parking lot after the show.

33:45 Caller That's really not necessary.

33:46 Adam Oh, you want to see?

33:47 Come on.

33:48 Adam It's no big deal.

33:50 Caller Yeah, well.

33:51 Adam It's cool.

33:52 Caller I'll live without the notch.

33:53 Adam Alright.

33:53 Caller It's cool.

33:54 Adam Alright. Everyone's doing it. Josh?

33:58 Caller Yeah. How's it going? You're 21.

33:59 Adam Hey, you guys.

34:00 I've been listening to the show for years.

34:02 Caller I never figured I'd be in this position, you know, in the closet, afraid my roommates can't listen. This is for Dr. Drew, actually. Yeah. I'm 21 and I find myself attracted to, like, really young girls. I was curious, what are the symptoms or signs of pedophilia?

34:20 Drew Being attracted to very young children.

34:24 Caller Yeah. I mean, I'm like attracted to like 12, 13, 14 year olds.

34:27 Drew Did something happen to you when you were that age?

34:31 Caller When I was 10, I was sexually abused by my grandpa.

34:35 Drew No, there you go. That's what tends to happen.

34:37 Adam There you go.

34:38 Drew It sort of fixes your sexual clock. Hey. It sort of keeps it fixed at that time of development where all your sexual needs, all your sexual sort of feelings become focused on recuperating the loss of your innocence, the loss of control at that time in your life.

34:54 Adam Did he say was that how old?

34:55 Drew He was 10.

34:56 Caller So that's about right.

34:58 Caller Another thing is...

34:59 Drew So this needs to be treated, Josh.

35:00 Caller Well, another thing is I'm a virgin and I want to find a virgin wife sort of thing.

35:07 Drew That's fine, but make sure she's your age.

35:09 Caller Well, there's also another variable in this. One of these days are within the next year or so, I'm going to join law enforcement and I'm afraid that going to the psychological that I'll be banned. I mean, I don't want to... Can I go to a psychologist and remain anonymous?

35:27 Drew Yes.

35:28 Caller I can do that.

35:29 Adam Yeah, I can see Josh during the Rorschach test. And what does this look like to you? Those are two six-year-old girls naked wrestling and this inkblot, same six-year-old girls. This time they're playing doctor. And what about this one? They're six-year-old girls. They're orally pleasuring each other.

35:49 Drew But Josh, it's awful that you were sexually abused like that. But that is what sort of creates these sexual predators later on. It's the people we feel so sorry for when they were ten now become the victimizers.

36:01 Caller Well, I mean, I don't, I mean, I can see myself. I'm not going to be the kind of person that's going to sexually abuse a child.

36:07 Drew I understand you can control it right now.

36:08 Caller I can overwrite, you know, I can, you know, keep under control.

36:12 Drew It's like Adam trying to control his preoccupation with the bosom.

36:16 Adam Yes.

36:17 Drew Impossible.

36:18 Adam Right. But why?

36:19 Drew Well, in your case, you don't.

36:21 Adam Why should I?

36:22 Drew If you had to, for some reason.

36:23 Adam Listen, me liking big jugs makes me more man. Do you understand that?

36:27 Drew I understand.

36:27 Adam I'm not ashamed of that.

36:28 Drew Yeah, I understand. You see it that way. But be that as it may, it is something that needs to be treated, Josh. It's going to trouble you for a long time. It's going to affect your relationships. And God, I mean, it was a traumatizing experience. You want to get some help with that, right?

36:40 How do you treat it?

36:41 Adam Well, you go to a therapist and you talk about it.

36:44 Drew You get to access feelings about it in a safe environment with a connection with somebody you really trust that your brain wouldn't let you feel otherwise because they're too dangerous, they're too threatening the feelings.

36:54 Adam All right, Josh?

36:56 Drew Okay.

36:56 Adam All right. When did they give you your gun?

36:59 Caller What's that?

37:00 Adam When you get your gun? A couple years?

37:01 Caller Well, I already have one.

37:02 Adam All right. Good times, buddy. All right, screwball.

37:06 Caller All right, thanks.

37:06 Adam Unless you just take all that weird energy you have and channel it toward bringing down perps, as I call them.

37:13 Caller Yeah.

37:14 Adam All right, buddy.

37:14 Caller All right.

37:15 Adam All right, don't do anything.

37:16 Caller Okay.

37:16 Adam All right, there you go. Fantastic. Enjoy. Hey, when is... Pedophilia.

37:25 Drew Yeah.

37:25 Adam When's that age stop? 12, 13? Does it depend how old you are? Well, you know what I mean?

37:30 Drew Yeah. Listen, anyone that has...

37:32 Adam I mean, if you're like a 21-year-old guy, you're into 13-year-olds.

37:35 Drew It depends who's defining it. In the eyes of the law, it's probably anyone over 19, having sex with anyone under 17.

37:42 Adam Yeah, but you wouldn't think of that as a pedophilia.

37:44 Drew As a pathologic thing. It's called a paraphilia, which is an abnormal preoccupation. And, yeah, I think you're talking about pre-pubertal, mostly.

37:52 Adam That's a paraphilia?

37:53 Drew Yeah.

37:54 Adam I think I'd like to feel a pair. Where's that high hand?

37:57 Caller Someday you would.

37:58 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Christie, who's... Is that 20 or 28? Is it important that there be a line that goes through the goddamn zero so it looks like an F in 8? Who decided that's the way that should work, Drew? Is there... Am I right? Yeah. Am I going nuts?

38:19 Drew I hate that.

38:20 Adam What's the strategy there? All right. She's 20, is married, she has herpes, and wants to have a baby, wants to know how this is going to work. We'll tell her how it's going to work after this. Hey, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. There be Dr. Drew. Sean Patrick Thomas is our guest tonight from Save the Last Dance, number one at the box office this week, or last week, I guess is the way to phrase that.

38:49 Caller Isn't it this week?

38:50 Adam Well, this week's coming. I mean, we're in this week right now.

38:55 Drew The hell are you talking about?

38:56 Adam Well, this week is this week.

38:57 Caller It's this week.

38:58 Adam Tomorrow's this week.

38:59 Drew Oh, okay. It's Monday.

39:01 Adam Last week, it was number one.

39:02 Caller No, it's number one this week.

39:04 Drew Last weekend, it was number one.

39:06 Adam When do they start the box office, Telling?

39:08 Drew Friday, right?

39:09 Caller It starts Friday night. Okay.

39:13 Adam It was number one over the weekend. Right.

39:14 Caller But right now, it's the number one movie until next weekend.

39:17 Adam Right.

39:18 Caller So it's this week is number one.

39:19 Adam Okay. But it was last weekend?

39:24 Caller Yeah. But until next weekend, there can't be another number one.

39:27 Adam Well, that's true.

39:28 Caller So number one for now, this week.

39:29 Adam I will assume and last week.

39:33 Drew Why not? All right. Give it to last week and end this week.

39:35 Adam And maybe the weekend after this.

39:36 Caller We'll see.

39:37 Adam And the week in between, which is the days that come between the weekends, right? That's why they call it in. Right, Drew? You went to college.

39:44 Drew This is important material.

39:46 Adam You're 20. What's up?

39:47 Caller Actually, I'm 22.

39:49 Drew So you could have escaped that whole zero diatribe.

39:51 Adam Thank you.

39:52 Drew Go ahead, Christy.

39:53 Caller Yeah. That wasn't my fault. No. I just found out last week that I have genital herpes, and I was just recently married, and we were hoping to start trying to have a baby soon. I didn't know how that's going to affect anything.

40:06 Drew Well, where'd that come from, the herpes?

40:09 Caller Well, what we think is my husband has had oral herpes, the canker sores, the kind of thing since he was little, and so, you know.

40:17 Drew He's become a good excuse for some of these guys.

40:20 Adam Well, he had it since he was four, although he slept with his first whore at three and a half.

40:25 Drew I see. With rubber bands around his legs. So, Christy, you can very safely have children, and certainly if you have an active outbreak, particularly a primary outbreak, just around the time of delivery, they may have to do a cesarean section, but it's becoming much less of an issue than we once thought it was.

40:45 Adam Yeah, even if she has an active outbreak, can't they get the kid out? Have you ever put a turtleneck sweater on, like when you're wearing makeup, like if you're filming a TV show and they clearly put your shirt on, and you already got your make up on, so you stretch the collar out kind of wide and pull it wide around your nose so it doesn't scrape off? Do they do something like that with their vagina? Yeah.

41:04 Drew The problem is that the fluid will get in the eye and the eye can be a terrible infection. I see. But be that as it may, it's not a big issue and it can be easily dealt with. Your doctor will be able to handle it. It's not a big problem.

41:14 Caller Okay, so as long as I'm not having an outbreak, there shouldn't be any?

41:17 Drew But even that can be managed if they see an outbreak coming. If you have an outbreak the day of delivery, you got an issue there, but it's something that's easily manageable these days.

41:26 Adam And look at it this way, the kid's probably going to get herpes anyway. We might as well get them started. Give them a leg up on the other guys who are new with their herpes. You're like a veteran herpe.

41:37 Drew Should you break them in with the human papilloma virus?

41:39 Adam Well listen, this would be the greatest excuse ever. Where'd you get herpes? My mom, when I was coming out. You know what I mean?

41:47 Drew I'm sure the kids that have hepatitis B and HIV feel relieved that they have that out.

41:52 Adam Yeah, Madison, you check it off the list.

41:55 Drew Nice.

41:55 Adam You're 19, what's up?

41:57 Caller Yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for about seven months and we've been together for about three months sexually and I can't have an orgasm.

42:08 Drew Have you ever had one?

42:10 Caller No.

42:11 Drew Well?

42:12 Adam Never alone?

42:14 Caller No.

42:15 Drew I think it's safe to say if you've not had one alone, it's highly unlikely you're going to have one with someone else.

42:20 Adam Yes. Well, my alone to with someone else ratio is about a billion to one.

42:26 Drew It approaches infinity.

42:28 Adam There'd be the most embarrassing graph you ever saw in your life. Adam's alone orgasms and then there'd be just a ten mile freefall down to the...

42:37 Caller Precipitous drop.

42:38 Drew Asymptoped.

42:39 Adam Right. No. The next bar would be someone else in the room and then actually having sex one. It'd be a third stage. All right. So, oh, wait a minute. What were we talking to here? Did she drop off? What else she got?

42:55 Drew Four.

42:56 Adam Oh, okay. Hi. Madison?

42:59 Caller Yeah.

42:59 Adam Yeah. Well, how's the oral sex? You enjoy that?

43:03 Caller Yeah. Everything. I mean, my boyfriend's more experienced than I. Everything's awesome. It's everything up to that point is great. You know, everything's working right. And then just I end up faking.

43:17 Drew Oh, don't do that.

43:18 Caller Sometimes.

43:18 Drew That's a bad road to move down.

43:21 Adam Very, very slippery.

43:22 Drew How can he ever sort of, how can you ever feed back to him what it is you need? And how can you ever learn how to help you if you sort of end it with a fake?

43:31 Adam Yeah.

43:32 Drew All right.

43:32 Adam So listen, you need to get in the bathtub because that's where all the, that's where the girls hide. That's the last place they hide the orgasm is in the tub.

43:42 Caller So she has to learn her own body first.

43:44 Adam That's right.

43:44 Caller Right.

43:45 Adam Figure yourself out. It's great. So she gets in the tub and figures out that several million gallons flowing over her vagina is what gives her the orgasm and then brings that into the bedroom and it doesn't translate at all. But Madison, figure yourself out and then the smart money is on the oral sex.

44:01 Drew And also trying to establish some genuine intimacy with him. If you're really into the guy that does tend to help sexual functioning a lot.

44:09 Caller Yeah. We're, I mean, totally in love with each other.

44:12 Drew That's fine. Good. Great.

44:16 Adam I do a little love line recreation there. We are here.

44:20 Drew Yeah.

44:21 Adam That's good. We, I couldn't live without. That's fantastic. God bless you.

44:26 Caller Is it?

44:29 Adam It's just, I feel the earth revolves right. Yeah. Okay. You don't like to hear that mushy talk, do you, Drew?

44:37 Drew Embarrassing.

44:37 Adam Well, the thing is, is she's 19. You know, they're going to be broken up in four months. Jessica?

44:43 Caller Yes.

44:44 Adam You're 23?

44:46 Caller Yeah.

44:46 Caller Hi.

44:46 Adam What is up?

44:48 Caller Nothing. I'm sorry. Can you guys hear me on my cell phone? I didn't think I'd get through so quick.

44:51 Drew Loud and clear. What's going on?

44:52 Okay. Hey, my question is actually for both of you guys with Dr. Drew. I'm getting after pill concerning that Plan B.

45:00 Caller How many times can you take it consecutively with it?

45:04 Is it harmful if you take it more than like twice?

45:07 Drew No, it isn't, but it suggests you need to be thinking about pre-coital contraception, more appropriate kinds of contraception. If you're having sex many times and needing a backup method which isn't as effective as a normal contraceptive measure, somebody needs to sit down and talk to you about it.

45:26 Adam So she's using the morning after pill time and time again.

45:29 Drew Yeah, she's using it as a contraception, which is great. She's doing it, and it's about 75% effective overall, 80-90% if it was in 24 hours.

45:37 Adam But you shouldn't use that as a contraceptive. Maybe you should use abortion as a contraceptive.

45:41 Drew No.

45:41 Adam Right?

45:42 Drew It's just you should be using more effective contraceptives, and if you're having sex that much, somebody needs to help you make a choice on what would be good for you.

45:48 Adam Right. Alrighty. Sean Patrick Thomas is just staying around for the first break, or for the first hour, right? And since that is the time we've gotten to, I want to thank him for coming in tonight.

46:00 Caller Hey, thanks for having me.

46:01 Adam Yeah, come back anytime when you're doing any one of your many, many movies.

46:05 Caller Yeah, I hope so.

46:06 Drew Now he's going to have a ton.

46:07 Adam Right. So, from this?

46:09 Drew We will never see him again.

46:10 Adam Save, I think that's all right with him, by the way, Drew.

46:13 Caller No, not at all. Not at all.

46:15 Adam You love us?

46:15 Caller It's been a blast.

46:16 Drew Especially you, Adam. Everyone loves you.

46:18 Adam Save, well, I do. Save the last, thank you. Save the Last Dance is the name of the movie. Go out and see it if you haven't already, or see it again, and let's make it the number one movie again next week, and this week. All right. We'll be back after this.

46:44 Loveline.

46:45 Adam Adam, that is Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LLVE-191. All right. I want to thank Sean Patrick Thomas for coming in here from Save the Last Dance. Number one in the box office.

46:59 Last week.

47:00 Adam All right. Last weekend. Last weekend. There we go. Let's move ahead with the calls and speak to Dave, who's 18. Dave? Hello. What's up?

47:09 Caller Is that Sean Patrick guy still there?

47:11 Drew No.

47:12 Adam Oh, he left? Well, I speak for him, so what do you want to know?

47:15 Caller Is there any nudity in that movie?

47:17 Adam Yes.

47:17 Caller Sweet, I'm seeing it.

47:18 Adam But it's only him.

47:20 Caller God damn it.

47:21 Adam Yeah, yeah.

47:23 Caller My question is, my girlfriend is on the birth control pill, and I've noticed recently that she's been having trouble getting wet, and I was wondering if that's possibly a side effect.

47:35 Drew It sure is. So she should talk to her doctor by changing pills.

47:39 Caller There are different types of pills?

47:40 Drew Lots of different types, and some do not have that side effect.

47:45 Caller Do they have other types of side effects?

47:46 Adam Sure.

47:47 Drew There's all kinds of side effects. They can have mood disturbances, they can gain weight, bloating, they can have trouble getting orgasm, they can have increased sex drive, decreased sex drive, all that's related to the pill.

47:57 Adam But if the pill has been equivalent to dumping kitty litter in her vagina, you should switch pills.

48:05 Drew Okay.

48:06 Adam Alright there, Dave.

48:07 Drew Enjoy. Thanks.

48:09 Adam It's always a comfortable conversation when you're telling your woman what different pill to take for the birth control.

48:15 Drew And why should it make a difference?

48:16 Adam Because I think women resent it just a little bit that they're sort of in charge of that department. You know what I mean?

48:23 Drew Yeah, but they don't want to be pregnant.

48:25 Adam They don't want to be pregnant.

48:26 Drew But they also don't want to have side effects.

48:27 Adam But if your woman is on the pill and she starts getting zits or bloated, who's she angry at?

48:31 Drew Right, right, right.

48:32 Adam That's my point.

48:33 Drew I was in Colorado skiing a couple weeks ago and I got caught in the bathroom to ask about that question.

48:38 Adam Really?

48:39 Drew Yeah.

48:39 Adam Well, that's what happens when you give a BJ to a snowboarder. They want to talk afterward, Drew. I've told you about that. Brian?

48:47 Yeah, man.

48:47 Adam You're 27.

48:49 Caller I am.

48:50 Adam What's up?

48:52 Caller I'm dating an adult film star. And well, I know you would probably think it's still about him, but I wanted to ask Drew. On the real, seriously, like when you're a guy and you're still being seen by somebody you know is getting down like that, but then you go to these parties and you meet these guys and everywhere you turn, somebody else is hating your woman. Is that kind of wack to actually have a problem with that? I mean, I know once you step into it, you're accepting of all that you have to be, but...

49:18 Drew No, it's a wack situation.

49:21 Adam Yeah, maybe if you did a little more wack and you wouldn't be hooked up with the porn star.

49:25 Caller Actually, you know, there's a little girl up underneath there. It's not that bad.

49:28 Drew There's a what? What's that?

49:29 Caller There's a real person up under there. She's not just like that, but still...

49:33 Drew Yeah, but there's a reason she's chosen that career path.

49:37 Caller What do you think that reason is?

49:38 Drew Well, most of the time, it's an abusive situation of some type, either with dad or actual overt sexual abuse or sexual compulsivity and addiction.

49:46 Caller Right. I talked to her about that. I asked her that. In fact, we were in the car. We just came back from meeting her family, and things seemed pretty square, pretty normal. No jail time on her part, no stick tattoos. Whoa.

49:59 Adam She's never done it any time. I don't see what the problem is. Hey, Brian, you just met her family. I'm picturing her mom wearing, like, stiletto heels and her dad with this shirt undone to his navel with a medallion hanging out.

50:12 Caller In Northern California, they're, like, wearing Pendletons and denim jeans, and the mom's got a little haircut, and everything in the house is meticulous. It's like, perfect, perfect square environment. And then here she is, dyed hair, going from dancing to doing the movies, and then it's like, hippie parents? Pardon me?

50:32 Adam Hippie parents?

50:34 Caller I didn't hear that.

50:35 Adam Does she have hippie parents?

50:37 Caller No, the dad had smoked weed for, like, 20 years, but he's got short hair, and the guy got a gun collection at home. That's about as crazy as it gets.

50:44 Drew Dad's a marijuana addict with a gun collection. No, really, I mean, listen, you gotta look realistic at what you're doing with her. There's a reason that she went down this path.

50:52 Adam Where'd you meet her?

50:54 Caller I met her through work. I do concerts and stuff, and I met her through that. And it was like the real deal. This is like where it gets serious for me. Normally, when you, obviously, you have a girlfriend, you hook up with somebody, you're gonna have sex, and you're gonna wear a condom, and you're gonna be safe. But a normal relationship will progress to where, like, hey, you're exclusive, and you can go raw dog, and you don't have to worry about that. But that's kind of, I don't really know if I ever want to be able to go down that road, and call you in 10 years, and like, hey, I'm dying.

51:23 Adam Yeah, well, Brian, that's part of the baggage.

51:27 Caller It's not that it's funny, but the other part is like, it's serious.

51:30 Drew Yeah, that's on the surface, one of the more obvious risks, but I tell you, the chaos and the pain you're likely to go through with these relationships are profound. And again, there's something going on here.

51:43 Adam I guarantee she's a piece of work, but Sean, I mean, I'm sorry, Brian, listen, have fun, don't get her pregnant, don't get any diseases, it's gonna be over in six months. I guarantee it. You're not gonna marry her. So enjoy yourself. I wish someone would have told me that. I mean, don't you wish someone would have come to you, a ghost of relationships future, would have come to you in one of the many failed relationships you were at before you met your wife and said, listen, enjoy. Yeah, you're freaked out about her ex-boyfriends, you're freaked out about this, you're freaked out about her family. You know what? This is going to be over in nine weeks. So hump the bejesus out of her, enjoy yourself, don't get her pregnant and enjoy.

52:34 Drew Yeah.

52:34 Adam See, you take, the problem with guys and women, they take every relationship like it's going to be the last one.

52:42 Drew Yeah.

52:43 Adam He's not going to marry her. She's a porn star. Have your kicks, enjoy yourself. You guys will break up in a few months and then you'll marry some chick two years later. All right. Trent, Trent, turn your radio down.

52:57 Drew All right.

52:58 Adam You're 20. What's up?

53:00 Drew All right.

53:00 Caller Dr. Drew.

53:01 Drew Yeah.

53:01 Caller I've been taking multivitamin for about the past couple of months and it has large quantities of vitamin B in it. And my urine is fluorescent, which is normal, I've told, and I always wash my face with a Strydax pad every night. In the last couple of nights, I have, as I wipe my face off, it's, it's heavy, like yellow in it, like a bright, bright yellow on the pad. And I was wondering if there's any correlation between.

53:31 Drew I guess so. I've never heard of that. But these, what are called chromophores are in vitamin Bs. And so it's, as it's excreted, it can be excreted in the sweat, I suppose. So there you go.

53:41 Caller Because it's like nowhere else in my body, but just on my face.

53:43 Drew I've never heard of such a thing, but I guess it's possible.

53:46 Caller It's possible.

53:47 Drew I'm imagining it, but I don't know that for a fact, but it makes sense to me that it would be possible.

53:51 Adam Are you peeing on the pad? No? No.

53:55 Drew I wonder what's the reaction between what's in the Stridex and maybe it's...

53:58 Caller Well, it's about 2% of Sicilic acid and alcohol.

54:02 Drew Yeah, it's just aspirin, a salsiclic acid.

54:04 Caller Yeah, I mean, I mix it with benzyl peroxide.

54:08 Adam Trent, you're 20. What are you doing there with the multivitamins in the Stridex pads? You're not supposed to worry about that crap when you're 20 or a guy. What, are you a model?

54:17 Caller Well, not really. I just, you know, I want to look good, I guess. I don't know.

54:22 Adam You got zits?

54:24 Caller Not really. I just don't want to.

54:25 Adam You don't have zits?

54:27 Caller Well, I don't want to.

54:28 Adam Don't worry about it. You're not going to get any. Forget that mammy-pammy Stridex pad, please.

54:35 What would you suggest, Adam?

54:36 Adam I don't know. I don't even have soap in my house.

54:39 Caller Just masturbate a lot and that will take care of it.

54:41 Adam Yeah, you're fine. Listen, no. Here's the reality. Drew, stop me if I'm wrong. If you get zits, you get zits. And if you don't get zits, you don't get zits. Chocolate, chili burgers, Stridex pads don't make a difference. If you're allergic to something, that's another subject.

54:56 Drew But if you have zits, it needs treatment. There's a whole set of treatments.

54:59 Adam Right, but you're not preventing anything if you're not going to get them.

55:01 Drew No, no.

55:02 Adam All right. Multi-vitamins. Natasha?

55:05 Caller Yes.

55:06 Adam You're 19.

55:07 Caller Yeah.

55:07 Adam What's up?

55:08 Caller It's like my boyfriend will never want to have sex. And whenever we do, it's like he says everything's good and everything's fine. There's nothing wrong with me. It's just that he don't ever feel like having it.

55:18 Drew Is she in a train station?

55:19 Caller Huh?

55:20 Adam Where are you?

55:21 Caller At his work.

55:24 Adam And where does he work? At Air Traffic Control Tower?

55:27 Caller No, at a restaurant.

55:29 Adam Wow, is that just people yapping in the background?

55:32 Caller It's the radio.

55:34 Adam No, that's not the radio. That's... Oh, it is. Yeah. Well, could you turn that down, then, Natasha?

55:40 Yeah, hold on.

55:41 Adam I was about to make fun of myself. Thank God. Thank God she caught me. Oh, Jesus Christ. They never... I swear to God, we're the world's dumbest callers on this show. All right, is he listening?

55:55 Caller Yeah, I think so.

55:57 Adam And...

55:57 Drew Turn it down. We don't want to hear it.

56:00 Adam All right, hold on. Natasha?

56:01 Caller Yeah?

56:01 Adam I'm going to punish you for just ten minutes, all right?

56:03 Caller Okay.

56:04 Adam You just sit there like an idiot.

56:06 Drew We don't want to hear it. We come back.

56:07 Adam When we come back, the radio will be turned down. Thank you.

56:09 Drew Off.

56:10 Adam Mindy? Yeah? You're 15. What's up?

56:13 Caller I was wondering why guys like to watch girls pee.

56:17 Drew Adam's wondering the same thing. In fact, he asked... You asked, what's his name? Larry Flint, that question.

56:23 Adam Why? Well, because the urine comes from the vagina. Don't you think?

56:29 Drew I don't really understand.

56:30 Adam Listen, if chicks have peed out of their eye, do you think guys would want to watch?

56:34 Drew Probably.

56:34 Adam No, I wouldn't be interested in that.

56:37 Caller Oh, really? It's just because it's a whole vagina thing?

56:41 Adam Well, here's the deal. A woman is in the bathroom and her pants are down. Now, would a guy... Most guys would rather just see a woman naked.

56:53 Caller Yeah.

56:54 Drew What about all that stuff in Hustler they were talking about?

56:56 Adam You mean like women peeing on other women? And that kind of stuff? Yeah. You don't mean guys watching while you're in the bathroom. You mean pictures of women urinating?

57:08 Caller Well, any... Like either way.

57:10 Adam Yeah. I don't know. I'm not into that myself. And I did confront Larry Flint on that because there's a lot of pictures in Hustler. I mean, every issue has a picture of someone getting urinated on or just taking a leak.

57:22 Drew Oh, my God.

57:23 Adam And I don't understand the attraction to that. I really don't. Oh, really?

57:28 Drew I immediately just start thinking like a social psychologist. These are primates. They have some need to see this in nature. And here it is.

57:37 Adam I think it has to do with the humiliation. It really does.

57:43 Drew Yeah. But why is it so arousing to them?

57:46 Adam Well, look at it this way, Drew.

57:49 Caller Yeah.

57:50 Adam A woman, if you're wearing your underpants and your tops off, you're vulnerable. And if your tops off and your bottoms off, you're more vulnerable. And if your legs are spread, you're more vulnerable. Don't you think it's almost a vulnerability?

58:05 Drew If you're paying, you're fighting back.

58:06 Adam No, I think it's about being vulnerable.

58:10 Drew I don't know.

58:11 Adam I think it's about degradation.

58:13 Drew Yeah.

58:14 Adam And vulnerability.

58:16 Drew Yeah, I'll think on it.

58:17 Adam And pushing the envelope. Actually, forget about pushing it. They filled it up.

58:21 Drew Yeah. See, I think people get these sort of arousal patterns etch into their head. The things that they use, you know, something gets stuck.

58:29 Adam Yeah. I never... Listen, you know I hang around with a lot of screwed up guys.

58:34 Drew Oh, yes.

58:35 Adam None of them are into urination. Except for urinating on each other. But that's good, clean fun. I mean, that's healthy.

58:41 Drew That's flat out humiliation.

58:43 Adam Right. Christina?

58:44 Caller Yeah.

58:45 Adam You're 24.

58:46 Caller Wow.

58:48 Drew What's up?

58:48 Caller I'm on the radio?

58:49 Adam That's right, Stoner.

58:51 Drew Oh, boy. Christina.

58:53 Adam Are you high on mushrooms?

58:54 Caller No, I'm not. I'm sorry.

58:55 Caller I was just a nervous laugh.

58:57 Adam Okay. What's up?

58:59 Caller I just want to say I have been listening since Ricky Rachman was on. I've never called. I can't even believe I just called. Okay.

59:05 Adam All right. Are you done freaking out?

59:06 Caller I...

59:09 Caller Well, when I'm with my boyfriend, I have to think of a female friend of mine to get off. Yeah.

59:17 Adam He's thinking of her, too.

59:19 Drew Interesting.

59:20 Caller He doesn't know her.

59:21 Adam He's thinking of someone who looks like her.

59:23 Caller Maybe.

59:24 Drew All right.

59:24 Adam So you picture her. Now, is he going down on you?

59:30 Caller Not yet.

59:31 Caller It's kind of a new relationship, and we're not having sex, and he hasn't gone down on us.

59:35 Drew You're not having sex, but what are you doing?

59:38 Adam Oh, all right. But do you think of his hand as her hand?

59:42 Caller Yeah, I think of just her in general.

59:45 Adam And eventually when you have intercourse, you think you'll be thinking about her? Because that's tough. That's a stretch.

59:52 Caller How does that work? I don't know.

59:54 Adam Well, I mean, if he's going down on you, you can think about her, but if he's in you, it's a tall order.

59:58 Drew Have you thought about, have you thought you were what?

1:00:02 Adam She brought up the strap on theory.

1:00:04 Drew Have you thought you were gay in the past? Have I thought, well, have you had any gay experiences?

1:00:09 Caller Yeah, with her.

1:00:10 Drew With her?

1:00:11 Caller Sorry, I kind of left that out.

1:00:13 Drew Yeah, a little piece of history.

1:00:14 Adam Was this like a girlfriend?

1:00:17 Caller No, just a friend.

1:00:18 Drew Do you wish it was?

1:00:20 Caller No.

1:00:20 Drew Do you miss her?

1:00:22 Caller No, I think we're friends.

1:00:24 Adam How many encounters did you have with her?

1:00:26 Caller Probably 10 over the course of two years.

1:00:29 Drew Why didn't it develop into more?

1:00:33 Caller Because I think we're both straight and we both had boyfriends.

1:00:38 Adam Yeah, you think maybe you were in love with her?

1:00:43 Caller I love her, you know?

1:00:44 Caller It's hard.

1:00:45 Caller No, I wouldn't have thought of it that way.

1:00:47 Adam No?

1:00:48 Drew I get this real sense that you miss her somehow.

1:00:52 Adam Do you talk to her? Do you see her?

1:00:53 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:00:54 Caller We're best friends.

1:00:55 Adam Would you go at her again? By the way, I don't look at women having sex. I look at them as going at each other, wrestling in their panties, that kind of thing.

1:01:04 Caller Yeah, I mean, it's still there.

1:01:06 Adam Right.

1:01:06 Drew Yeah, you're into her.

1:01:08 Caller Okay.

1:01:09 Adam Yeah, I mean, listen, let's replace your female friend and put a male lover in their place. Yeah, it's like you know each other, you love the person, you've had a relationship, you had a physical relationship, and now you're thinking about this guy when you're with your new guy.

1:01:26 Drew Yeah.

1:01:26 Adam Okay, anyone would, half a brain would say that you're still into the old guy.

1:01:30 Drew Yeah, you can try, you can ride the new one out and see if it works out and see if you get over the old one. But, gee, you know, it sounds like there might be something more here and maybe you ought to be honest about that.

1:01:41 Caller Well, I guess it just kind of upsets me that it's a girl that I'm remembering and not any guy that turns me off.

1:01:48 Drew Yeah, but maybe you're gay.

1:01:51 Adam What do you think?

1:01:52 Caller I don't think I am.

1:01:53 Adam Yeah.

1:01:54 Drew Well, you don't want to be.

1:01:55 Caller Well, I definitely don't want to be ill with that, but I really don't think I am. I mean, we kind of had that stuff going on for a while and I just never... Well, maybe here's the thing. I've never been attracted to any other woman.

1:02:06 Adam Yeah. Who kind of...

1:02:09 Caller The guys, you know, they walk in the room and I'm like...

1:02:11 Adam Who broke it off between you two?

1:02:13 Caller No, there wasn't a breaking off. I mean, we're best friends and occasionally something would happen.

1:02:18 Adam I love that about women. I love that.

1:02:21 Drew You do that with Stu once in a while, don't you?

1:02:23 Adam Yeah. Me and Stu were that way. We were good buddies. We played on the football team together in high school. I mean, we were just buddies. Sure, I'd blow him. Now and again.

1:02:31 Drew Guys, do not do that.

1:02:33 Adam You know how it is. We put down a wine cooler and we watched the Lifetime Channel and then I'd blow him and then a couple of months goes by. He's the only guy I'm attracted to, though. That's impossible. There's not a guy in the world.

1:02:47 Drew A guy might try to convince himself that's what he's doing.

1:02:49 Adam No, he's gay.

1:02:49 Drew But he's gay, yeah.

1:02:50 Adam You can not be gay and do this. I don't know how.

1:02:54 Caller You're not saying it's the same for women. You're saying I could.

1:02:56 Drew Yes, we're saying it's very different for women.

1:02:58 Adam Yeah, I think this could be it.

1:03:00 Drew But in your case, we think you're...

1:03:02 Adam We don't know. We think you're denying something a little here.

1:03:05 Drew Yeah, at the very least. You can choose not to pursue this relationship, but you've got to be honest about the feelings. So at least you can make some choices.

1:03:12 Caller I am honest about the feelings and I do choose not to pursue it.

1:03:15 I just don't know what to do about that.

1:03:16 Adam Okay, why don't you just keep going with the guy you're with and see where it goes?

1:03:22 Drew Maybe if you develop stronger feelings for him, these will fade.

1:03:24 Caller I have a really strong feeling for him.

1:03:27 Drew Not as strong as you do for the old girlfriend.

1:03:29 Caller I don't know. I think she just was... I mean, it was just different. I think it was just because it was deviant and it totally excited me, so now it's like...

1:03:39 Adam Alright, well maybe this guy can put a strap on and back into you.

1:03:43 Drew Is there a reason you're needing deviant behavior? That kind of arousal? Something happened to you?

1:03:49 Caller No, nothing. I've listened to your show and...

1:03:52 Drew No. Are you an alcoholic? No. No alcohols in your family?

1:03:57 Caller No.

1:03:58 Drew Sure?

1:03:59 Caller Yeah, I'm sure.

1:04:00 Drew Alcoholics need that kind of arousal sometimes.

1:04:02 Adam Just heroin?

1:04:04 Caller No, nothing.

1:04:05 Drew Alright, baby.

1:04:06 Adam Listen, you're fine. Focus on the new guy, see where it goes. Wait till you guys start having sex. If it doesn't work, leave your options open. Alright, enjoy. Yeah, you know, only women could do that. This is the only thing a woman can do. I'm only attracted to this one woman.

1:04:24 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:04:25 Adam I like guys. It's just this one I like.

1:04:27 Drew Just Sally.

1:04:28 Adam Yeah, just Sally. There's nobody named, what are you writing? A Sullivan book? There's nobody named Sally anymore. Natasha?

1:04:36 Caller Yeah.

1:04:36 Adam You're 19?

1:04:37 Caller Yep.

1:04:37 Adam All right. They turn the radio down?

1:04:39 Caller Yep.

1:04:40 Adam Fantabulous. Your boyfriend has no libido?

1:04:44 Caller He is, I don't know. He just, I wouldn't have sex a lot and he's just like once every once in a while.

1:04:50 Adam Yeah. What's every once in a while?

1:04:52 Caller Like maybe once every three days and I want it two and three times a day.

1:04:57 Adam I see.

1:04:58 Caller And he thinks I'm the one that has a problem.

1:05:00 Caller Yeah.

1:05:02 Adam How old is he?

1:05:03 Caller 22.

1:05:05 Adam Once every three days is a little little light for a 22 year old guy but.

1:05:09 Caller That's what I keep telling him.

1:05:10 Drew A little light.

1:05:11 Adam A little light. And by the way, once every three days because you're telling me could be more like once every other day. I mean you guys are getting it on two or three times a week.

1:05:21 Caller Yeah.

1:05:22 Drew That's normal.

1:05:23 Adam That's all right. Why are you so crazy?

1:05:26 Sean Patrick Thomas I don't know. I don't know what it is about him.

1:05:27 Caller I've never been like this with anybody else. This is something about him.

1:05:30 Sean Patrick Thomas I don't know what it is.

1:05:31 Adam No, we know he's listening. And do you think you're crazy a little bit because he's the one who's holding back?

1:05:39 Caller I always think there's something wrong with me, but he says there's not.

1:05:42 Adam No, you didn't answer my question. Do you think this has been brought on because of his hesitance? I mean, meaning if he tried to jump your bones three times a day, how fast would that get old?

1:05:57 Caller I don't think it would.

1:05:58 Adam Do you think you'd be with it and you'd want it just as much as he did?

1:06:01 Drew Are you a sexual compulsive, do you think?

1:06:03 Caller He says that's my problem, but I've never been like this with anybody else.

1:06:07 Drew Are you an alcoholic, alcoholic family, history? Yeah.

1:06:12 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:06:12 Drew And any history of sexual abuse for you?

1:06:15 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:06:16 Drew Okay, so there it is. That's where that comes from.

1:06:19 Adam Very nice. Drew, you're due to score eventually. Been a long night. A lot of air balls throwing up tonight, but that one was nothing but net. So, what happened with the sexual abuse?

1:06:30 Caller I really don't want to talk about it.

1:06:32 Adam All right. Does your boyfriend know about it?

1:06:34 Caller Yeah, I told him about it once.

1:06:36 Adam All right.

1:06:36 Drew Well, tell him that's where this comes from.

1:06:38 Adam How about you get a little help for that, though?

1:06:41 Caller I've gone to counseling for it. I mean...

1:06:43 Adam Yeah.

1:06:44 Drew Well, you might revisit this issue because it's having some behavioral consequences now.

1:06:48 Adam Yeah.

1:06:49 Caller All right. All right.

1:06:50 Adam Let me explain something about counseling. My dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games. Drew's dad was a cheapskate. We're both knee deep in counseling. Now, if we were ever raped, we'd be doubling up on the counseling and it'd be a lifelong thing. I mean, counseling is not the dentist.

1:07:08 Caller Yes.

1:07:09 Adam I wish it was. You don't just stroll in, get your work done, get your bridge put in or your filling filled and then leave and not come back again or give it a year or so and get a little checkup and an x-ray. That ain't it. If you were sexually abused and you don't want to talk about it, by the way, I'm guessing it was something pretty horrific, maybe a family member, something like that. That is an, that's an ongoing work.

1:07:34 Drew Hey, just that and or just the alcoholic parent.

1:07:38 Adam Right.

1:07:38 Drew It's an ongoing deal.

1:07:40 Adam Yeah. That doesn't mean it has to rule your life. It just means it's a process. It's something you got to get involved with. You got to stay involved with. And at 19 to say you're done, that ain't the right answer, especially when you're acting out.

1:07:52 Drew No way.

1:07:53 Adam All right. And I think what's going on here is that her boyfriend knows the history, her boyfriend feels the energy, and her boyfriend's freaked out.

1:08:01 Drew Backs off a little bit, yeah.

1:08:02 Adam Right. Because there's nothing worse that when you get that vibe, we're like, this bitch is nuts vibe. And they're coming at you, your penis will shrivel right up.

1:08:12 Drew Retreat.

1:08:12 Adam That's right. Head right into your ass. Good point, Drew. We'll take a little break. And when we come back, we'll speak to Julie. Julie 17 has orgasms that are so intense that it doesn't feel good. Oh, that's a curse. That's a curse. After this.

1:08:31 Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:08:38 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, let's try to figure out what day it was. You ready to go? Yeah. Let's talk to Julie. Julie?

1:08:54 Caller Yeah.

1:08:55 Adam All right, so you're 17. You have such powerful orgasms that it doesn't feel good.

1:08:59 Caller Yeah. I mean, like, he can barely even put it in, and there's one. And it's just like one after another.

1:09:06 Adam You got a sister?

1:09:09 Drew No. Eventually, it doesn't feel good, you mean?

1:09:11 Adam Hold your arm, seriously.

1:09:12 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:09:14 Adam I mean, he just enters you and you have an orgasm.

1:09:17 Caller Yeah. And it's like, I mean, I've only had sex with one other person besides him, and it was nothing like that.

1:09:23 Adam Yeah. That's love, baby. Are you sure it's an orgasm?

1:09:27 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:09:27 Drew Why do you think that's happening?

1:09:31 Caller He just gets me really excited. Okay. Like, I mean, he does, like, just, oh, my gosh.

1:09:37 Adam What is he in? Is he in his 40s? How does he know his way around a woman so well?

1:09:42 Caller No, he's only a year older than me. Only four months, actually.

1:09:45 Adam I see. And it just goes in, like, half a, just on the compression stroke, and that's it.

1:09:53 Caller Wow.

1:09:54 Sean Patrick Thomas And I'm just like, oh.

1:09:55 Adam All right. Well, now, how many orgasms do you have with him?

1:10:00 Caller Well, I have, well, I lost count at 10.

1:10:05 Adam Christ. That's my lifetime, apparently.

1:10:07 Drew I'm surprised there was such a difference between that and another partner.

1:10:11 Caller Well, I mean, like, I don't know. The first guy was an, a mean, mean person.

1:10:19 Adam And he was a mean person?

1:10:21 Caller Yeah, he did not treat me good at all. And I only had sex with him twice, and I went out with him for two years.

1:10:27 Drew Okay.

1:10:27 Adam Well, that's what you get, fellas. All right. So what's the problem, though? What do you want to do about this?

1:10:33 Caller I just want to, I want to be able to go through sex with actually enjoying it. I mean, like, I enjoy it, but I want to be, like, coherent.

1:10:42 Adam I see. You mean, even? Like.

1:10:46 Drew What does that mean?

1:10:47 Caller Like, I just, I want to be able to know what's going on and, like, you know, when, see when he's pleasured and know that I'm doing it for him too.

1:10:56 Adam You know, why don't you do that then?

1:10:58 Caller Because I can't help myself.

1:11:00 Adam You're, like, just freaking out?

1:11:02 Caller Pretty much. And, I mean, I, like, dig holes in his back and I just, I feel bad.

1:11:06 Adam Do we need to know anything about you?

1:11:09 Drew Your history?

1:11:13 Caller Just a really abusive relationship.

1:11:15 Drew With?

1:11:16 Caller My ex-boyfriend.

1:11:18 Adam Before that?

1:11:19 Drew Yeah, mom or dad.

1:11:20 Caller Oh, my parents are great.

1:11:22 Adam Really?

1:11:22 Caller Yeah, I love my parents. My dad died when I was six months, but yeah.

1:11:27 Drew How do you know you love your parents?

1:11:29 Adam How do you know you loved your dad? He was, you were still in diapers when he was gone.

1:11:33 Caller Oh, I heard he was a great guy. Yeah, and my mom's married to his brother.

1:11:39 Drew Oh, oh, what was he like?

1:11:42 Adam Well, he killed him.

1:11:44 Caller He's really laid back, hippie, relaxed type guy. My mom is one of those aggressive women.

1:11:51 Adam All right. But you love them both to death.

1:11:53 Caller Yeah.

1:11:56 Adam You know what I love about this show? I can talk people out of loving their parents in about 30 seconds. I can go from my dad's great. I love him. I worship him. My mother, I worship the ground. She walks on to, I want to kill that bitch.

1:12:08 Drew She literally went from, I love both of my parents to you love your parents? Yeah.

1:12:14 Adam Julie?

1:12:15 Caller Yeah.

1:12:16 Drew All right.

1:12:16 Adam So your mom married the brother of her departed husband.

1:12:22 Caller Yeah.

1:12:23 Adam How did your father die?

1:12:25 Caller I've heard various stories.

1:12:26 Adam Various stories. You hear various stories. Well, there's a whole meteor story.

1:12:34 Caller Well, the most common one is that he fell out of the back of the truck while helping his friend move holding a mattress.

1:12:40 Drew And the least common story?

1:12:43 Caller He was trying to do a daredevil stunt on his motorcycle.

1:12:46 Adam Yeah. It's funny. I thought motorcycle immediately because I pictured a sort of white trash biker thing going on. And how's the brother? What kind of guy is he? Or that's basically-

1:12:57 Drew He's smoking hippie.

1:12:58 Adam Yeah. But how does he treat you?

1:13:00 Caller He treats me good. I mean, like, he's more lenient. I mean, he's the one who lets me stay the night at my boyfriend's house. And my mom's more of the, don't let her do that type.

1:13:09 Adam Yeah. She's got a point.

1:13:11 Caller Yeah.

1:13:12 Adam Let her go have ten orgasms over there. Are you using protection? No. Yeah. Come on, hillbilly.

1:13:18 Caller Oh, God.

1:13:19 Adam What's up with that?

1:13:21 Caller Well, I'm his first and he's only my second. And I've already been checked out and we're faithful.

1:13:26 Drew No, no, no. You're going to get pregnant.

1:13:28 Caller I'm on depo. I've been on depo.

1:13:30 Drew Oh, that's first control. Good girl. Did the depo maybe make you more sort of aroused?

1:13:37 Caller I don't know. I mean, I wasn't on depo when I first had sex.

1:13:40 Drew That's the point with the other partner. Maybe that's what's doing to this now.

1:13:43 Adam All right, Julie. I don't know what to say. I don't like the idea that you're with the super abusive a-hole boyfriend for two years. That doesn't sound like a good sign. But this guy flips your cookie. Fine.

1:13:57 Drew Don't worry about making him happy. He's happy. He's happy.

1:14:00 Adam Listen, if someone would have ten orgasms while I was just in the goddamn neighborhood, I would never stop talking about it. And this guy, if this guy ever breaks up with this chick, he's getting for a serious dose of reality. He's going to be like, with his next chicks, he'll be like, okay, I'm in.

1:14:18 Drew What's the matter?

1:14:19 Adam You didn't have an orga? Okay, hold on. Oh, I see you want me to move. Okay, here we go. One out, one in. Is that one? No? What's happening? Are you on Novacaine? What's going on down there? Oh my God. For me to get an orgasm at a woman is like, Geraldo trying to get an Al Capone's vault. I mean, I got to get like a flat bar. I mean, you know those movies where they go in search of the mummies tomb? That's what it's like for me. Oil Lantern, Crowbar, a team of natives with the provisions in front of me. I mean, it's days and days and hours. I couldn't imagine it. Just one dip. Pow. Mike?

1:15:02 Yes.

1:15:03 Adam You're 23. What's up?

1:15:04 Caller Okay. The other night, I was having sex with my girlfriend and it was like Sunday morning and we used protection, but the condom broke and I came inside of her. And basically, I don't want to get her pregnant right now. I love her very much, but we're not ready.

1:15:21 Drew What about the morning after pill?

1:15:22 Caller Well, she went and saw a doctor today and he said he didn't recommend it.

1:15:28 Drew Why?

1:15:28 Caller I have no idea. She said something like he had told her, I don't know, just different things that he gave her. He prescribed her overall.

1:15:36 Drew Yeah, that's the morning after pill. You take two, but she takes two a day, two twice a day.

1:15:40 Caller Two, twice a day?

1:15:42 Adam Yeah.

1:15:42 Drew I mean, she takes two now and two 12 hours later and that will prevent a pregnancy.

1:15:47 Adam All right, Mike. Okay, but now you get no follow up because something in the background is too loud.

1:15:52 Caller Okay, that was a...

1:15:53 Caller All right, good times.

1:15:56 Adam I don't give a rat's ass. No, listen, that's the eighth person I've spoken to tonight about filling the blank up too loud in the background to the point where I can hear it and I can hear that they're distracted by it and they're cadence. Screw you. Screw all of you. Greg?

1:16:12 Yes.

1:16:12 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:16:14 Caller Hi. I was taking a shower the other day and my girlfriend noticed that my left testicle wasn't moving. And, okay, it sounds funny, but what I'm curious is in 93, I was shot in a drive-by shooting and I was paralyzed basically for like a month from the waist down. And when I started recuperating, my left side of my lower half, like my legs, basically from my waist down, wasn't working right. Like it took me longer to get that side working than my right side. And even still to this day, there's like a strip that goes from like the top of my ass all the way down to like underneath my feet that I can't feel whatsoever. So I could like poke myself and I won't feel anything.

1:16:50 Adam Good place to get a tat.

1:16:52 Caller Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, it'd be nice.

1:16:54 Adam Who shot you in the drive-by?

1:16:55 Caller It was a drive-by shooting, so I have no idea.

1:16:57 Adam They never caught the guy, huh?

1:16:58 Caller They never caught the guy, you know.

1:16:59 Adam What were you doing?

1:17:00 Caller I was going to a party.

1:17:02 Caller Wow.

1:17:02 Adam They just sprayed some bullets and you got hit?

1:17:05 Caller Yeah, I didn't even get into the party. Basically, I walked out of this truck and it was boom-bam.

1:17:09 Caller Wow.

1:17:10 Adam Are you freaked out now?

1:17:12 Caller No, I'm all right now. I mean, it's been a long time.

1:17:14 Adam How do you figure how many times you're going to get shot in one lifetime?

1:17:18 Drew How lucky.

1:17:18 Caller The girls like it, you know, it's cool. I could, you know, it's something to talk about, you know.

1:17:21 Adam Sure. I'll get you laid.

1:17:22 Drew And so you're wondering if this could be some sort of residual of that?

1:17:25 Caller Yeah. I'm wondering, is that normal or?

1:17:27 Drew It's not normal, but I suppose it could be.

1:17:28 Adam What do you mean you were in the shower and she noticed your nut wasn't moving?

1:17:32 Caller Okay. You know, like when you contract, like to, like, let's say you want to hold your pee in you or something, you know, and you contract?

1:17:39 Drew Yeah.

1:17:39 Caller Well, I was contracting and the right one went up. You know, it moved up in my sack.

1:17:45 Drew Yeah.

1:17:46 Caller But the left one just sat there dangling. And so I was thinking, oh my, you know, Jesus Christ, you know, I've never noticed that before.

1:17:52 Drew Do you have other sorts of abnormal temperature sensation or anything like that in that left leg?

1:18:00 Caller Sometimes, you know, I feel like I get like poking sensations, like someone's sticking me with a needle or something.

1:18:06 Drew Yeah, no, that's the sensory thing. But I guess it's possible. But I'm not entirely clear on the reflex arc from the cremasteric response, which is what she's talking about, where the cremasteric muscles pull the testes up. And it makes sense that there was a spinal injury, that that could have been affected, sure.

1:18:21 Adam Yeah. Well, who cares?

1:18:23 Drew It won't hurt anything. Yeah, it's no big deal.

1:18:24 Adam Man, get used to it, because as you get older, one nut gets higher and the other gets lower.

1:18:28 Drew Yeah.

1:18:29 Adam Start walking around, got one dragging, one's about...

1:18:32 Drew Got many twist positions.

1:18:33 Adam My left one drags on the ground and my right one's popping out of my right armpit. Yeah, it's good times. Freaks chicks out. Leon? Yes. You're 23, what's up?

1:18:45 Caller Yeah, first of all, I just want to say I finally caught the mansion for the first time Sunday night. Best half hour of television I've ever seen in my life.

1:18:51 Adam Really?

1:18:51 Drew Well, it's Jesse Ventura calling us.

1:18:52 Adam Thank you. The first time you'd seen it, huh?

1:18:55 Caller To be honest, yeah, I heard you guys talk about it a few hundred times, to be honest. Loved it, loved it a lot. Just to be fair though, I hate the Ace Rockolla thing, hate it with a passion, but I did love the mansion.

1:19:05 Adam All right, well, that's fair. Let's hang up.

1:19:08 Caller Okay, question for you. Yeah. I've been told by a variety of females, just because I wanted to test it out, that my cum is very sweet tasting. I was curious what would cause it. This one girl who I was dating who was pre-med.

1:19:20 Adam Hold on, is this Leon from Detroit?

1:19:22 Caller Yes.

1:19:22 Adam Yeah, I'll vouch for him. Oh, yeah.

1:19:24 Drew So what did you...

1:19:25 Adam It's like putting your mouth right up to soft swirl machine. I mean, it is sweet.

1:19:29 Drew Well, what did the one girl say?

1:19:34 Caller No, it was one girl who was pre-med at the university out here, and she said that it could be diabetes.

1:19:39 Drew Yeah.

1:19:40 Caller I was checked for that stuff, and I came up clearing all my physicals. I was curious what it was, and if you've heard of it, and how...

1:19:46 Drew No. I can't... It's just one of those things. Some people have smelly, bad tasting, and some people must have...

1:19:52 Caller Maybe because it was like I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. Maybe because it was Mountain Dew as well.

1:19:56 Caller Oh, Adam.

1:19:58 Adam It's possible.

1:19:59 Drew I really don't think so.

1:20:00 Adam I call Mountain Dew nectar of the tards, so that may be it.

1:20:05 Caller I just want to say, love the show, guys. You guys rock.

1:20:07 Adam Thanks, Leon.

1:20:07 Caller Take care, guys.

1:20:08 Adam All right. Yeah. Listen. Some people produce more funk than others.

1:20:14 Drew Yeah.

1:20:14 Adam We all know guys who smell. We all know guys whose fart smell consistently. We all know people whose breath smells. Sure, you could trace it to something, but there's a certain bottom line which is they got the funk. Now, he has a penis that has been touched by the hand of God. His nut sack is like a Seas factory in there. He produces this great-

1:20:40 Drew Marshmallow.

1:20:42 Adam Yes. What comes out of me is just a bunch of salty bleach, and what comes out of him is something you put on top of a sundae.

1:20:52 Drew Nice.

1:20:53 Adam Yeah, that's nice. I wonder if he ever jacks off on Sundays. Morgan?

1:20:57 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:20:58 Adam You're 21?

1:20:59 Caller Yeah.

1:21:00 Adam Yes.

1:21:00 Caller Oh, are you guys there?

1:21:02 Adam We're here.

1:21:03 Sean Patrick Thomas Sorry. I have a quick question.

1:21:06 Caller Now, I'm 21. I married my husband's 28 years old. I had a hymenotomy when I was 15 years old.

1:21:12 Drew Why?

1:21:13 Sean Patrick Thomas Why do you have a hymenotomy?

1:21:16 Drew You had no opening the hymenotomy.

1:21:17 Sean Patrick Thomas That is correct.

1:21:18 Drew Wow.

1:21:18 Adam Why is it otomy? Wouldn't it be ectomy?

1:21:20 Drew No, just a hole in it. I have no idea.

1:21:22 Adam Is ectomy removal?

1:21:23 Drew Ectomy is removal. Otomy is just a hole.

1:21:26 Adam What else do you otomize?

1:21:28 Drew Tracheostomy, hole, tracheotomy. Ostomy means you keep the hole open. Otomy means just make a hole.

1:21:35 Adam I see. Okay.

1:21:36 Sean Patrick Thomas So this wasn't recognized until I was 15 years old.

1:21:40 Drew How did you present? What were the symptoms you were having?

1:21:42 Sean Patrick Thomas I was having a period, but it was staying basically inside of my...

1:21:46 Drew How did you know you were having a period though?

1:21:48 Sean Patrick Thomas Well, I didn't know because nothing was coming out, but my stomach was becoming enlarged and I had heart pain because I was getting cysts in my ovaries. I went into the hospital and they told me that I was pregnant in front of my dad at 15 years old. And you know, he was freaking out.

1:22:04 Caller Oh yeah, the baby is dead.

1:22:05 Sean Patrick Thomas They just can't find a heartbeat.

1:22:07 Drew That's what they said?

1:22:07 Caller It obviously wasn't a problem.

1:22:09 Drew That's what they said?

1:22:10 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah. How interesting. Well, before they did a...

1:22:13 Drew Public exam.

1:22:14 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:22:14 Drew Wow.

1:22:15 Adam All right. So they made an incision in your hymen.

1:22:17 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes.

1:22:18 Adam And is it still there?

1:22:20 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes, but it gets painful if I don't have sex often. Does that make sense?

1:22:25 Drew Yeah, but I'm not sure.

1:22:26 Adam It does? Why? Because it constricts or...?

1:22:30 Caller Yeah, it like closes up.

1:22:32 Adam I see. And they couldn't have just gotten rid of it? What do you need it for?

1:22:37 Sean Patrick Thomas I don't know.

1:22:38 Drew I wonder if there's some... I'm sure there's things that can be done.

1:22:42 Adam And when they cut it open, did it all just come out of there?

1:22:45 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:22:46 Adam Oh, good times.

1:22:46 Caller For like three weeks straight.

1:22:48 Adam Wow.

1:22:49 Drew But listen...

1:22:50 Adam Doesn't it seem like it's time to get rid of that thing?

1:22:52 Drew No, she's rid of it.

1:22:53 Sean Patrick Thomas Whenever they did the hymenotomy, wouldn't they have gotten rid of it?

1:22:57 Drew No, they might have been.

1:22:58 Adam They did the otomy, not the ectomy.

1:22:59 Drew Right.

1:23:00 Adam They put a slit in it.

1:23:01 Drew An open in it. But listen, we don't... First of all, you have regular pelvic exams, right?

1:23:07 Sean Patrick Thomas Pardon?

1:23:07 Drew You get regular pelvic exams?

1:23:09 Sean Patrick Thomas I'm supposed to, but I haven't gone in there.

1:23:11 Drew Okay, maybe that's where you need to start.

1:23:12 Sean Patrick Thomas Because they put me on like birth control when I was 15 years old. And I at one point in time had a boyfriend who was like purposefully trying to get me pregnant for like four years.

1:23:21 Adam Yeah.

1:23:21 Drew All right, but listen, in the meantime, you can get cervical cancer because you're not going in there getting screened for it.

1:23:26 Sean Patrick Thomas I know.

1:23:27 Adam Hey Morgan?

1:23:28 Sean Patrick Thomas Yeah.

1:23:28 Adam Whatever all the crap you've been through in your life and all that, that's good and well, but it doesn't make any difference now. Get in there, get checked up, don't get cancer, you're married now, you're with a new guy, all that good stuff.

1:23:41 Drew There's no telling. Who knows if this has anything to do with the Hymen history that's causing the current problem and if it is, there's all kinds of things can be done.

1:23:48 Adam She still has a slit in her Hymen and if I was married to Morgan, every Saturday night would be Hymen night. I would put a little duct tape over it and close it off and I would break her Hymen, have a ritualistic Hymen breaking ceremony like cutting the ribbon.

1:24:04 Drew A new freeway or something.

1:24:05 Adam A new freeway overpass. I would break the Hymen every Saturday night.

1:24:09 Drew Nice.

1:24:09 Adam Really give you something to look forward to as a husband and as a guy. This is every guy's dream. It's like you nail a virgin every Saturday night.

1:24:17 Drew That's nice.

1:24:18 Adam Okay. She needs to get in there and get that stuff worked out.

1:24:20 Drew And listen, for instance, when they're getting male to female transsexual operations, they put these acrylic devices in there to open things up. There are things they can do to dilate things.

1:24:30 Caller All right.

1:24:31 Adam Okay.

1:24:32 Drew We'll be back.

1:24:34 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:24:38 Adam Oh, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. I'll tell you guys a story about playing football in high school. It's about 10 minutes long. Bear with me.

1:24:52 Caller All right.

1:24:52 Adam And where's that cowbell sound effect?

1:24:54 Caller All right.

1:24:55 Adam Let's forget about the phone number. We don't want anyone calling at this late hour anyway. Let's just get back to the phone, speak to Maria who's 29. Can't stop cheating on her husband. Is there a way to get over this? Maria?

1:25:07 Caller Yes.

1:25:08 Adam You're cheating with the... Yes, baby.

1:25:12 Drew Hello? Yep.

1:25:14 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes, I have been married for several years and just don't... Can't seem to stop cheating on him with people that I know, with his friends, with strangers.

1:25:25 Adam I see. And does he know...

1:25:29 Sean Patrick Thomas Well, no, he doesn't know. I think he's, you know, maybe possibly think something's up a couple of times, but I always seem to cover my tracks really well. And we've moved around a lot, so...

1:25:43 Adam He's gotten suspicious when he sees a lot of his buddies high-fiving around him and that kind of thing. But no. Hey, Maria, do you have kids?

1:25:54 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes.

1:25:55 Adam How many?

1:25:56 Sean Patrick Thomas One.

1:25:57 Adam All right. That's one too many. I'd like to see you with about half a kid.

1:26:01 Drew But it's also enough to...

1:26:03 Sean Patrick Thomas But this was from a previous relationship a long time ago. It's not his, and she's quite much... She's much older now.

1:26:10 Adam I see. You're 29. How old is she?

1:26:13 Sean Patrick Thomas She's 13.

1:26:14 Adam Ooh, baby. All right. What happened to you? Anything?

1:26:19 Drew Yes.

1:26:19 Sean Patrick Thomas Oh, yeah. Well, no and yes. And I've been through therapy and I've worked out my problems. And, you know, I'm 29 now and I'm happy with myself as a person.

1:26:32 Adam They're all behind you.

1:26:33 Drew You have clearly not worked out your problems.

1:26:35 Sean Patrick Thomas It's not this issue.

1:26:37 Adam Right, yeah. All the problems are solved except for the part where you compulsively bang your husband's friends.

1:26:42 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes.

1:26:43 Adam I see.

1:26:43 Drew Yeah.

1:26:44 Adam All right.

1:26:44 Drew A small issue.

1:26:46 Adam If your therapist is listening, I hope he or she is in the process of killing themselves, by the way.

1:26:51 Drew Or just kicking themselves in the ass, at least.

1:26:53 Adam Yeah.

1:26:53 Sean Patrick Thomas Well, I'm not in therapy now, but I...

1:26:55 Adam Shocking...

1:26:56 Sean Patrick Thomas .for a lot of, you know, attention-seeking...

1:27:00 Adam Yeah. What's the deal?...

1:27:02 Sean Patrick Thomas in my life.

1:27:03 Adam Was your dad an alcoholic? Did he abandon the family? Did he abuse you?

1:27:07 Drew Physically abusive, yeah.

1:27:08 Sean Patrick Thomas No. I have a stepfather. He took care of me very well. A mother that was very loving.

1:27:15 Drew What happened to your biological father?

1:27:17 Sean Patrick Thomas They divorced. Didn't get along.

1:27:19 Adam All right. So everything was great. Everything was great at home. You just can't stop having sex outside of your marriage.

1:27:27 Sean Patrick Thomas I just have always been an attention-seeking child. I mean, I caused havoc on my family because I always needed attention and had to have it in some way or another.

1:27:36 Adam Yeah.

1:27:37 Sean Patrick Thomas I feel like I don't get it from my husband and maybe that's why I seek out.

1:27:41 Drew Well, it's an interesting, sort of an exaggerated response to what does, in fact, make women cheat, which is when men don't deliver what women need, they cheat. That's why women cheat. Or it's a sexual compulsion. It's an acting out of some trauma from your past. Did anybody ever hit you with an object when you're growing up?

1:28:00 Sean Patrick Thomas No, not. I mean, I've had a couple of spankings for, you know, doing the wrong thing.

1:28:06 Adam You were never clubbed with a giant novelty-sized penis?

1:28:10 Drew No belt or anything like that.

1:28:12 Sean Patrick Thomas No.

1:28:12 Adam All right. And nobody, no abuse, no alcoholism?

1:28:17 Sean Patrick Thomas No, not at all. My family was, you know, semi-normal. I mean, just like every other dysfunctional family in the world. No beatings, you know, as a...

1:28:27 Adam All right. When did you lose your...

1:28:28 Sean Patrick Thomas I started becoming very...

1:28:32 Adam Precocious...

1:28:32 Sean Patrick Thomas .like sexually active, isn't it?

1:28:34 Adam Yeah. When did you lose your virginity?

1:28:37 Sean Patrick Thomas I think it was...

1:28:38 Adam Don't give me......12. You think...

1:28:41 Caller About 12.

1:28:42 Adam No. Let's make it 11. Well, yeah.

1:28:45 Caller It was about 11 or 12.

1:28:47 Adam Listen, there's not a woman walk... My grandmother's 86. I asked her when she lost her virginity. She'll tell me the time and the day and her exact age. You know how old you are when you lose your virginity. You're 11 years old. Who'd you lose it to?

1:29:02 Drew Which 19 year old?

1:29:04 Sean Patrick Thomas A boy across the street. I, you know, was kind of seeing him, dating him, you know, little things that, you know, kids do at that time. Right.

1:29:12 Adam Sure. Everyone's getting nailed to 11.

1:29:13 Sean Patrick Thomas We're talking about it. And so I did it. And then I found out none of my friends had ever done it.

1:29:19 Adam How old was he?

1:29:21 Sean Patrick Thomas A couple of years older than me. I think he was maybe in high school, but he was...

1:29:24 Adam All right. Hold on a second, goofball. We have a new policy around here. I'm not supposed to abuse the listeners, but this is... I got to break policy for a second. This is as much denials I've heard in a long time. Everything was great at home. When did you lose your Virginia? Um, I had to lie, you know, 11, 12. First off, you know what year you lost your Virginia. How old was the guy who nailed you? Well, it was a little, a couple of years, a couple of years older, maybe in high school.

1:29:50 Drew Or maybe done with high school.

1:29:51 Adam Maybe done with high school. Maybe he'd retired from his 37 years at the Goodyear plant down the street. No, he was in high school and you were 11. I mean, this guy was 16, 17 years old and you were 11 years old and having sex. And there's a lot of problems here. Now you're compulsively acting out and you're done with therapy because you're healed. No, you're not. Get back into it.

1:30:15 Drew And she may be bipolar even. She needs some real serious evaluation here.

1:30:19 Adam Okay, but listen, this is one more thing. Listen, Maria, listen, screwball, you got a kid. This ain't good mommy activity. Do you hear me?

1:30:28 Sean Patrick Thomas Yes.

1:30:28 Adam Now get control of yourself on behalf of your child.

1:30:31 Sean Patrick Thomas And if you can't... Well, that's the question. Can I just stop?

1:30:33 Adam No.

1:30:34 Sean Patrick Thomas No one stops.

1:30:35 Adam You've tried. It's not working.

1:30:37 Drew That is the question. Can you? And if you can't, you need to get help.

1:30:40 Adam Try.

1:30:41 Drew And if you can't, somebody needs to diagnose you, figure out why you can't and figure out a course of action for what will help you. Maybe you're a sex addict.

1:30:50 Sean Patrick Thomas What I'm thinking is to take the logical next step is to go to therapy, but I would assume this would end my marriage.

1:30:56 Drew Well, no. No, no, no. Go to a psychiatrist.

1:31:00 Adam On your own.

1:31:01 Drew And there may be some pharmacologic, some medication you need to take.

1:31:04 Adam Right.

1:31:04 Drew And you need to find out what is causing all this. You need to get to the root of it. All right.

1:31:07 Adam Real fast. Susan.

1:31:08 Drew Tell you how to get treated.

1:31:10 Adam Susan.

1:31:11 Caller Yes.

1:31:11 Adam You think, sorry baby. I didn't mean to wake you. What's up with you? You think your husband's gay?

1:31:17 Caller Yes.

1:31:18 Adam Yeah. Well, you want to know how to find out? Does he have a squeegee in the shower? No. No. And any potpourri around the house? He drink a lot of diet soda.

1:31:30 Drew Picture frames.

1:31:31 Adam Picture frames. Has he ever had anything framed? What about the exotic yogurts? Pina colada, that flavor? Anything like that?

1:31:38 Caller How about his own toys?

1:31:40 Adam What's he got?

1:31:43 Caller Something that he simulates himself with.

1:31:46 Drew Like in the rectum, you mean? Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:49 Adam That could help. Does it go right up it? Pardon? Does it go up his rectum?

1:31:54 Drew Easily.

1:31:56 Adam I see.

1:31:56 Caller I think it's made for that.

1:31:58 Adam Is it a loose fit?

1:32:00 Caller What?

1:32:00 Adam Okay. Why do you think he's gay?

1:32:03 Caller Because he has that.

1:32:04 Adam There's no other reason.

1:32:06 Sean Patrick Thomas No.

1:32:12 Caller Also, I was looking on the Internet the other day, and he downloads a lot of porn, and I was kind of looking through it, just curious to see what he was looking at.

1:32:22 Adam Gay porn? Because we're running late.

1:32:24 Caller Pardon?

1:32:24 Sean Patrick Thomas Some of it, yes.

1:32:25 Adam A lot of gay porn? Okay.

1:32:27 Caller Some of it, but he claims that it's all like, he downloads like in groups.

1:32:31 Drew Accidentally.

1:32:32 Caller It's not specific to what he downloads or something like that, but I don't know.

1:32:36 Adam No. No. He's down the load of semen. That's the download.

1:32:40 Drew I'm not sure.

1:32:40 Adam All right, Susan, just be honest with him. Here's what you need to tell him. If he's gay, that's all right. Yeah. That's what I said.

1:32:46 Drew Yeah.

1:32:46 Adam All right. Fine.

1:32:47 Drew That's all you got to do.

1:32:48 Adam We'll be back.

1:32:49 Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be ready.

1:33:01 Adam All righty, well, there you go. Another fabulous episode of Loveline. Put to bed, as they say in the newspaper business. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:14 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Monday, January 15, 2001