Episode 1000754886987

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

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1:08 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Drew likes to start each show with a huge yawn, just to really get into the mood.

1:23 Drew It's Pavlovian. Your voice goes pow. I'm in the yawn. That's it.

1:27 Adam Drew's just sitting here drinking his coffee, reading his faxes, and then I start speaking, and he's like... Jimmy Eat World. Oh, wait a minute. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, right?

1:43 Drew Yeah.

1:43 Adam All right. Jimmy Eat World is our guest tonight. Jim Adkins and Tom Linton are both here from the band. We have not met. Is that true? Have we?

1:53 Jimmy Eat World We go way back, man.

1:54 Golfing all the time.

1:55 We have not met.

1:56 Adam Oh, good. It's always so embarrassing when I introduce myself to someone.

2:00 Some momentous occasion.

2:01 Drew The third time.

2:03 Adam I think you can sort of gauge your life by whether you're glad you've met somebody or not. I always breathe a sigh of relief when I realize I hadn't met somebody because it means I hadn't screwed up in front of them before. This goes along with my other theory of your life is bad when the phone rings and you don't answer it and your life is bad when the phone rings and you dive on it and answer it in the first ring.

2:25 Drew Yes, all that.

2:26 Adam It's that two and a half to three ring zone that we're all looking for that balance is what we're looking for in our life.

2:31 Drew How many times did I introduce myself to Crystal Method?

2:35 Adam Oh, my most uncomfortable thing about this job is every year during the acoustic Christmas when Drew and I are sitting around and the boys from Crystal Method come by and Drew introduces himself to Ken of Crystal Method who's been on the show like 11 times. That's always and you don't you you can't even hide behind the veil of booze like I do.

2:59 Drew No, I can't. I'm loaded.

3:01 Adam The thin veil of booze.

3:04 Drew I always claim I'm looking at the stripper is always next to him.

3:08 Adam He always brings it. Yeah. Bleed American is the name of the CD and not this thing was not titled after the recent events. It was titled long before that. But but but it was aptly titled and well titled and worked out. I don't mean you're glad about the events, but I just mean it's a good title these days. Yeah.

3:30 Drew Oh, thanks.

3:31 Adam Yeah.

3:31 Drew Shut up.

3:32 All right.

3:32 Adam I'm trying to interview the band. I don't know.

3:35 You're glad you titled it that?

3:38 Drew Well, must be somebody else's CD you read the title of.

3:43 Adam It says it right there.

3:44 That's the name of the record, but it has nothing to do with like anarchism or how to throw hand grenades or that type of band.

3:54 Adam It is a compliment. I mean, I don't take it as a bad thing. Let's say like bleeding red, white and blue. That's the way I look at it. I don't know if that's how you meant it, but it'd be a good angle now.

4:06 Jimmy Eat World Well, we don't really think there's one good or bad or correct or incorrect interpretation for it. It's kind of just what you get from it.

4:15 Adam And I was just looking at your tour dates and you're going abroad pretty soon here in the next month, London and Germany and Switzerland and Italy and it's all that's still on?

4:27 Jimmy Eat World Yeah. Yeah. As far as we know, it's still on.

4:30 Adam Because it's going to be interesting to get the vibe from that part of the world on the recent events.

4:36 We're going out with Blink 182. So I guess if they decide that they don't want to go, we probably might back out of it.

4:44 Drew Blink's been a little freaked out lately, haven't they?

4:46 Adam Have they?

4:47 Drew We'll see what happens. They've canceled a whole bunch of shows after the event.

4:50 Adam Yeah, but everyone canceled everything after the event.

4:52 It's our job to make people happy, I think, you know? Yeah, I... Put a smile on the kids' faces out there.

4:59 Adam I totally agree. And I would assume, seeing as how it's been 20 days, I think, since the tragedy, and it's now going to be a month and 20 days by the time you guys get ready to go overseas, I'm sure Blink will be ready to go. Yeah, I hope so.

5:13 This is Mark from Blink 182 and you are listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline. I have a really big dick.

5:20 Adam Oh, my God. I can't believe we let him on the show. So we'll hear something from Jimmy Eat World and we'll talk a little more about the CD and hear a few cuts off of that one in the 11 o'clock hour and then the other one in the 10 o'clock hour as we normally do. Drew?

5:38 Drew Yep.

5:39 Adam You're doing good?

5:40 Drew I'm fine.

5:40 Adam You got some calls. You guys know how the show goes?

5:42 Yes.

5:42 Jimmy Eat World I've heard a couple of times, yeah.

5:43 You have? All right.

5:45 Many a times.

5:45 Adam All right. Amanda?

5:48 Yes.

5:48 Adam You're 19?

5:49 Caller Yep.

5:50 Adam What's up?

5:51 Caller Okay.

5:52 This is what's going on. My husband gives me oral sex and as he's giving it to me, it feels really, really good, obviously, and I feel like I'm going to urinate on him.

6:08 Adam Right.

6:08 And I fight it and I fight it and I fight it and finally I go. It leaves this little puddle. It feels good. I feel like I have an orgasm. I smell it. It's not urine. It doesn't smell like urine. My question is, what is it?

6:25 Drew Still could be urine. I mean, I guess the ultimate experiment would be to take some vitamins and see if you get in the yellow in the fluid because there is such a thing as female orgasmic incontinence, but it's also likely to be just female ejaculation. There's a bunch of fluid you can produce down there and it's not uncommon at all.

6:41 Adam But it feels like she's going to urinate.

6:43 Yeah, it feels like that.

6:44 Drew That's why I think it might be urine still.

6:46 Caller I think it's pee.

6:47 Adam We're going with pee because it's more humiliating than female ejaculate. Although female ejaculate is a close second to urine on the human substance.

6:59 Drew It's all fine. It's normal. It's fine. Is your husband okay with it?

7:04 Yeah, he's okay with it. He gets mad whenever I hold back and I push him away and I stop him so I don't climax. Because that's the only way I can climax is if I just let it all out.

7:14 Adam Yeah. Well, but have you hit him before with this?

7:17 Have I what?

7:18 Adam Have you hit him with this urine slash female ejaculate?

7:21 Drew Has he been struck?

7:22 Adam You mean splashed? Yeah.

7:23 Drew No, struck.

7:24 Adam Doused. Yeah, I have.

7:26 And he doesn't say it tastes bad or anything like that. So.

7:29 Adam Yeah. And listen, you know, listen, ladies, let me tell you, let me give you a little insight to guys. Guys do stuff like eat snot for $10 and stuff growing up.

7:40 Drew So throw poo at each other.

7:41 Adam Well, I don't know. I think we made the only way we once did that. What? Yeah.

7:45 Drew True.

7:46 Adam Don't bring that up.

7:46 Drew Come on, buddy.

7:47 Adam I told you that in confidence when I was driving on a plane.

7:50 Drew I didn't. I'm not just driving poo.

7:51 Adam What about your Hippocratic O?

7:52 Drew Crapping each other's hats.

7:55 Adam Someone crapped in my Rams beanie.

7:56 Drew On your doorsteps.

7:58 Adam Somebody crapped on my doorstep. Did you put it on? No. He handed it to me like it was a lunch sack. You know, it was one of those. Remember those old extended ski beanies that were like two feet long with the ball of yarn in it? I had one that had Rams on it. My buddy Ray borrowed it. And when I told him to give it back, he said, Oh, I got it for you. And he handed it to me like it was a lunch sack. And inside it was a nice little present for me. I guess it was my fault for asking for it back.

8:25 Drew How dare you?

8:26 Adam How dare you? The point is, is guys do stuff. I mean, they eat weird stuff for money.

8:32 Drew And they like seeing the spoils of their efforts.

8:36 Adam Right.

8:36 Drew Right?

8:37 Adam They know you're not faking it when they got a mouth full of whiz.

8:40 Drew They like producing something.

8:41 Adam Right. So don't worry about him. He'll tell you if he's got a prom. Joe?

8:46 Yes.

8:46 Adam You're 30?

8:47 Caller I am.

8:47 Adam What's up?

8:50 Caller I've been having, I don't know, problems sleeping and dealing with everything since the tragedies. I live in New York.

8:58 Drew You live in Manhattan?

8:59 Caller Yeah.

8:59 Drew Do you live near it?

9:02 Caller Well, I live on the, no, on the Upper East Side, so it's far away. But I work in the financial industries. And I knew, you know, half a dozen guys at Kanner. And, you know, our traders are leaving the desks to go to services every day.

9:18 Drew Wow.

9:19 Caller And it's like, I mean, I know you guys both came here, but, you know, you're hanging out in the hotel and you go down to Ground Zero and you kind of see it as a tourist. I don't know if you walk through Grand Central, there's like a 40-foot wall of missing. And it's like we, it's not, I don't know, it's foreign. Home is now a foreign place.

9:44 Drew Interesting statement.

9:46 Caller And, you know, I don't know how to deal with it. All my friends, you know, I haven't been sleeping well.

9:51 Drew Did you grow up there?

9:52 Caller Yeah.

9:53 Drew So what makes home foreign?

9:56 Why does it feel like you're not safe anymore?

9:58 Drew Because it's not safe. That's right. It's the home you thought you lived in, the safety you thought you lived in. It wasn't real.

10:03 Right.

10:04 Drew It was a fantasy.

10:05 Adam Well, you know, it is weird. I just got back from New York yesterday and I stayed on the 43rd floor of a hotel the entire time and spent a week there just sort of looking down out of the window 43 floors. And about once a night when I was about to fall asleep, I would think to myself, what if this goddamn place was on fire? I'm on the 43rd floor.

10:29 Drew I was on the 50th floor.

10:30 Adam And I'm out here for a crappy fryer's roast. What an idiot I would be. But the point is, is as a human, you have to just push through it. I mean, I know that sounds tripe, but what I mean is, is you can't go out in your pajamas and sleep on the sidewalk. You have to trust in the system and the powers that be and the system that's in place, and you have to push through.

10:55 Caller But it's also spawned a whole host of emotions that I don't have to deal with, mostly anger. That you want to see people drag through the streets and hang. I mean, not that I'm going to be one of these retards to go into a gas station and shoot or seek because he's running a turbine. I mean, not everybody is behind this, obviously. There's a few groups of people around the world and we got to smoke them out of their holes and hunt them down. But it's like now I have this anger I don't know how to deal with.

11:29 Drew Where do you think the anger is coming from? What is the, other than obviously you're angry at somebody for sort of hopping your view of your home.

11:37 Caller Right. It's that.

11:41 Drew It's piercing your idealized image of safety and what you thought New York was about.

11:46 Caller Right.

11:46 Adam Right.

11:46 Drew You're angry. And people deal with that in two ways. One is some people get fearful of the aggression they feel and they want to be completely away from aggression. Some people get really into it like Joe is.

11:55 Adam Yeah.

11:56 Drew And Joe, here's the one thing that works. These are normal reactions. They are healthy reactions. You may yet develop a true post-traumatic stress reaction which you're sort of on the road to. And the best way to avoid that is to talk and connect with people that are close to you and talk and talk and talk and develop kind of a survival story. A survivor story about what you've been through and what happened and how you feel about it. Don't wall off to the feelings, even the aggressive feelings. Just talk about it with people. You're going to feel guilt for having survived. You're going to feel guilt for not being able to do more. You're going to feel a lot of feelings. But the more you talk about and process those feelings, the less linger there will be from this whole thing, the better you'll be able to get over it.

12:35 Adam You know, it's ironic. I put them on hold and then you talked and talked and talked about talking.

12:40 Drew I know. I would have talked to him had you left him on the chair.

12:43 Adam I can't talk. But, you know, do as we say, not as we do. That's what I say.

12:50 Drew Do as we do and say.

12:51 Adam Oh, do and say. And here's the other thing, too. I had a, speaking of talking, I was talking to my funny and talented partner, Jimmy Kimmel, about this whole tragedy. And everyone's freaked out, especially when you're in New York and you're traveling and you're trying to go about your business. But I said, here's the reality of it. Most, you know, there may be more terrorist attacks coming. But statistically, you probably have a greater chance of being a victim of a carjacking or some form of street crime than you do of being a victim of a terrorist attack. And because of the big police presence and the airport security and the, you know, you're in New York where there is some crime. But there's no crime now because there's cops on every corner.

13:40 Drew Did I not tell you that? Every corner. You notice that?

13:43 Adam Yeah. Well, now I believe you. I had to go out there and check it out for myself. But now I'm here to verify that. But I said, the ironic thing is, is most the populace and probably the populace of New York will probably end up statistically being safer because they had a higher likelihood of being stabbed on the street. By some thug who wanted their wallet and it's not going to go down. I know it doesn't soothe people that well, but if you're just playing a numbers game.

14:09 Drew I'm still trying to understand what these people are trying to accomplish unless they plan to knock off a hundred million people. What is the game plan here?

14:16 Adam Talking about the terrorists? Kill Whitey.

14:18 Drew But are they going to try to kill Americans?

14:20 Caller They hate us, man.

14:22 Adam I don't know.

14:23 Caller What did we do?

14:26 Adam It's not us. It's you. What did you do?

14:28 Caller What did I do?

14:29 Jimmy Eat World It's your fault, Tom.

14:30 Adam Well, you basically... Here's what we did. I mean, they talk about everything. They talk about our Middle East policies and our decadent lifestyle and all that kind of stuff. But here's the reality. They're miserable. We're happy. And they cannot stand seeing us being happy for too long. And they got to make us a little bit miserable. They must rain on our parade just a little bit. I really do. I mean, when you break it down to just a pure humanistic standpoint, I think that part of the world looks at this part of the world is one big orgy with a Sylvester Stallone movie at the end. And we're all just driving. We're spoiling our party. We're driving like canary yellow Hummers everywhere. It's just like one big booty video. And we're going down the street with lots of gold around our neck. And we're just humping every hot 15 year old blonde. And then just eating until we can't eat anymore. And then stuffing some more in and then purging afterwards so we look good. I mean, we're just so big and fat and rich and good looking. And I think they can't stand it.

15:39 Caller I think it kills them.

15:40 Adam I think that's what's behind it psychologically and ultimately. Because the religious thing is just a crazy fundamental excuse and an excuse to attack us. I think they don't like us. We spend everything. We use everything. We hump everything. They don't like that. We're having a good time. That's the deal.

15:59 Caller We only live once.

16:00 Adam Right. And as I was saying to Drew, I think off the air yesterday, because as you know, as I say on the show all the time, we have all the good conversations off the air. So keep listening. But I was saying, oh, now I lost my train of thought. What was I saying to you off the air? Humping everything. Yes, humping. No. We were saying it, we were saying it in the studio.

16:24 Drew What we were talking about.

16:25 Adam And oh, here's what I was saying. If they really believed what they believe, that we were the infidels and that we were bound for hell because of our decadent lifestyle, why wouldn't they just leave us alone and let us go to hell? You know what I mean? I mean, if they knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that in a few short years they'd be with Allah, humping virgins, and this entire country, including parts of Canada, would be in hell because of our decadent lifestyle, wouldn't you just be smiling where you are going, enjoy the party, guy, because you're going to burn in hell? I don't think they really believe it because they wouldn't want to get rid of us. Do you know what I'm saying? Why not just let us die and go to hell? All right. Paul? Yes. You're 34?

17:12 Caller Yes, I am.

17:13 Adam What's up?

17:15 Caller Actually, me and my wife are talking about making of vasectomy because we got pregnant, or she got pregnant two years ago with our first daughter, and she was on the pill. She's pregnant now and she was on the Depo Brevara shot.

17:35 Drew Wow.

17:37 Caller So we're thinking the only other option we have now is either to get her tubes tied or me to get a vasectomy.

17:42 Drew That's incredible. That's pretty rare.

17:45 Adam Well, was she taking any antibiotics or anything?

17:48 Drew No.

17:49 Adam Did she screw up? She was taking it right?

17:51 Drew No other medication? No.

17:53 Caller The depo, she went in for, she got her first shot, and three months later she went in and got a second shot. About two weeks after that second shot, we found out that she was pregnant.

18:02 Drew Sure she was a week or two late on that second shot?

18:05 Caller Actually, she was a week early.

18:08 Adam Did you have the kid?

18:10 Caller We have our first daughter and we're expecting the next one in January.

18:16 Adam So is the first kid the depo kid?

18:18 Caller First one is the birth control kid.

18:20 Adam Oh.

18:22 Drew Well, maybe you ought to get a vasectomy and a tubal ligation.

18:26 Caller I'm looking at it like we're, I mean, our folks are to the point that we shouldn't even be in the same room breathing on each other.

18:32 Adam No kidding.

18:33 Drew You say breathing or breathing? Breathing.

18:36 Adam That's what causes it. But that first kid could be the messiah. I mean, a kid fought overwhelming odds to come into this world.

18:44 Drew No, it's the second one because the first one that occasionally and rarely happens, but to hit it again.

18:49 Adam The second one's the depot kid?

18:50 Drew Yeah. That's a second hit. That's what is broken through another.

18:54 Adam Is the second one a boy?

18:56 Caller We had an ultrasound done last week, but they could not tell the sex because the fetus was actually sitting in like an Indian squat.

19:05 Drew There was bright light emanating from him and they couldn't quite see.

19:09 Adam Name them depo anyway. It worked for a boy or girl. That'd be a cool name, wouldn't it?

19:14 Drew Depo.

19:15 Adam No, just depo.

19:16 Caller If you get the flu or something, does it cancel it out?

19:19 Drew No, it shouldn't.

19:20 Caller No way.

19:21 Drew Paul, listen, vasectomy is probably the quickest, easiest thing.

19:25 Caller I know that it's like a two to five week recovery for tubes tied, and it's like two to five days for vasectomy.

19:32 Drew Yeah, vasectomy is pretty quick and easy and effective.

19:35 Caller After watching the first pregnancy, she goes through enough.

19:37 Adam Yeah, thank you.

19:38 Caller I mean, it's much better for me to do it that way.

19:40 Drew I agree. I'm with you.

19:42 Adam All right, Paul, good times.

19:44 Caller Okay, thanks, sir.

19:45 Drew Yeah, his demon seed has done enough damage.

19:48 Adam Yeah, and the vasectomy must be quite a bit cheaper.

19:51 Drew I don't know that.

19:53 Adam Probably. It seems easier.

19:54 Drew It seems easier.

19:55 Adam Your nuts are on the outside.

19:56 Drew Right, you're right.

19:57 Adam It's like it's the difference between working on the crankshaft and working on the rearview mirror of the car. You don't have to pop the hood and dig around underneath the hood. You just sit in there and get right to it.

20:09 Drew You can take anything out or off.

20:11 Adam I'm looking forward to the day when you can drop your balls off. You know what I mean? Catch a ride home.

20:17 Jimmy Eat World Just leave them at house if you know they're going somewhere and might get you into trouble and then pick them up later on or something.

20:23 Adam It's not like you need them all the time. You could go out.

20:27 Drew They're quite a nuisance a lot of the time.

20:28 Adam I'm saying you could make a liquor store run. You wouldn't need your balls.

20:32 Jimmy Eat World If you're going for a good swim time or something.

20:35 Adam Leave the balls.

20:35 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

20:37 Adam Leave them in the locker though. Bring them to the wine.

20:40 Drew There are some security issues here.

20:42 Adam Then some gay guy breaks into your locker and gets hold of your balls. You have to buy it back from him and God knows what he does to them while he has them. Some people eat them.

20:49 Some people eat them, right?

20:52 Adam I'm telling you. You're right.

20:53 Caller It's like a delicacy.

20:55 Drew I've eaten them.

20:56 Adam Jim is right. You've eaten balls?

20:57 Drew I've eaten cow balls.

20:58 Adam You have?

20:59 Drew I call them Rocky Mountain Oysters. In Wyoming they serve them everywhere.

21:02 Adam I know but what are you thinking?

21:04 Caller Nasty.

21:05 Drew They're good.

21:06 Adam No.

21:06 Drew Yes.

21:07 Caller No way.

21:08 Drew They serve them like french fries.

21:09 Adam No, they don't serve them like french fries.

21:11 Caller I saw it on one of those TV shows.

21:13 Drew You go to Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

21:14 Adam No.

21:15 Caller Yes.

21:16 Adam You don't get a burger and they ask you whether you want the fries to slaughter the nuts. Yes. No. No, they do not.

21:23 Drew You've never been to Jackson Hole. I can tell.

21:25 Adam I know but this is why I'm so much smarter than you.

21:27 Drew Somebody call.

21:28 Caller Yes.

21:28 Adam I'm not saying you can't get them there but it's not like you want the fries to the nuts.

21:32 Drew There is the cowboy bar right there in Jackson Hole. That's the thing. Fries are the argument.

21:36 Caller All right.

21:37 Adam Well, that's it's like a novelty place. So how many do you eat? You get a basket of them?

21:42 Drew Yeah.

21:43 Adam They deep fry them?

21:44 Drew Yeah.

21:45 Adam You see, anytime they deep fry something, it means it's a little dicey. That's the same with Calamari.

21:50 Drew Potatoes.

21:51 Adam Yeah, I know but that's the only example of that. I mean the other stuff. I mean you couldn't have cow nuts that weren't deep fried. They taste like cow.

21:59 Drew I would think so.

22:00 Caller Are they salty?

22:02 Drew No. They taste like fried eggplant kind of.

22:05 Adam I mean you just pop them one at a time?

22:07 Drew Well, it's all sliced. It's all cross sectioned.

22:11 Adam And what did you do? Then you went back to the hotel and just raped the ass out of your wife. Honey, I hate 26 cow balls.

22:17 Caller Stand back. Blow you through the wall.

22:20 Adam It's like Viagra. I mean you were really pumped up, right?

22:23 Drew That was the idea. That was the idea.

22:25 Caller What was it?

22:25 Drew You don't eat that stuff. No, you don't.

22:27 Adam Oh, jeez.

22:28 Caller Is that like a natural Viagra?

22:30 Drew No.

22:31 Adam Can't they? I'll tell you. And you know what? That's not a Jew item, but it sounds like it should be a Jew item, the cowball. They like the tongue and the brain and the liver.

22:40 Drew Or maybe Chinese, right?

22:42 Adam Yeah. Well, the Chinese would eat it to give them a little virility. Mike?

22:49 Yeah.

22:49 Adam You're 21?

22:50 Caller Yep.

22:51 Adam You're on with Jimmy Eat Cowball World.

22:55 Caller I really, really got to thank Jimmy Eat World because especially in the past few months of my life, I've been almost suicidal to the point and I've always looked at them and they're lyrically really related to them and especially these past few months I just had problems with work and girlfriend stuff. An appraised course just taught me to get myself up and kick my ass and get out of the house.

23:24 Adam And, oh boy, like cuss on the radio?

23:28 Caller Well, thanks a lot. That means a lot to us. Appreciate that, man.

23:31 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, thanks a lot. Hope you're doing better now.

23:35 Adam We'll hear a little something from Jimmy Eat World when we come back and you guys can tell me during the commercial about appraised course because I'm curious about that.

23:45 Caller After that.

23:47 Hey, there we go.

23:49 Adam This is my riff. What was I saying about this riff last night, Drew?

23:56 Drew Nothing.

23:57 Adam Oh, yeah. No, I did say something good.

24:02 Drew It wasn't this one, though.

24:03 Adam Yeah, I said I said I want to. You're such a horrible human being. You don't even do bad radio.

24:09 Drew No, I'm sorry. It was something much later in the show.

24:12 Adam Just a bad person. You're a bad, bad, bad person. No, that was Jimmy Eat World. I said I wanted this to be the song that played as I entered restaurants and clubs.

24:24 Jimmy Eat World Like your entrance?

24:25 Adam As I made an entrance and not just to the Tonight Show. I mean, just walked into my living room. You know, maybe like when I step out of the shower, you know.

24:35 Caller Hey, everybody, I'm in my town.

24:38 Adam Wouldn't it be nice to have your song as you stepped into places? People know you're coming.

24:42 Jimmy Eat World Your own personal jingle kind of?

24:44 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Like, like you're a Prada.

24:47 Drew Like a leitmotif.

24:51 Caller Hey buddy, it's Adam.

24:53 Adam Uh oh, now here comes Drew. Jim and Tom are both here from Jimmy Eat World. We'll, we're going to hear that song. We'll take a call and then we'll hear that song. Yeah. All right. Let's talk to Deanna.

25:12 Caller Hi.

25:12 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's up?

25:14 Caller Yeah. I just want to start saying that, Drew, you're a totally cool guy and Adam, you're so hilarious.

25:20 Adam Thanks, cuddles.

25:21 And my question is for Jimmy Eat World.

25:24 I just want to say I'm a really big fan of you guys, and I saw you guys at the Glass House on the 12th.

25:28 Caller You guys really rock.

25:30 Jimmy Eat World Excellent. Thanks.

25:32 Adam Did they play my theme song?

25:34 Yeah, they did.

25:34 Adam Okay.

25:35 Yeah, that was great.

25:39 My favorite song of you guys is For Me This Is Heaven, and I was wondering what the meaning of that song is, and who wrote the lyrics and all that.

25:48 Jimmy Eat World Well, I wrote the lyrics.

25:50 Oh, cool.

25:50 Jimmy Eat World I guess. It's kind of a, For Me This Is Heaven. Well, I'm so used to like, we've been playing like our new song so often, that it's kind of nice to hear someone talking about an older song, For Me This Is Heaven. It's about chicks and stuff, I guess.

26:11 Adam He was in the eighth grade when he wrote it.

26:15 Drew Very esoteric, Dan, you understand? It's very heady, heady topics.

26:20 Caller Yeah.

26:21 Adam We're just having this conversation off the air.

26:23 Caller Yeah.

26:25 Adam I almost, I have a feeling, thanks for the call, by the way, Dan.

26:27 Drew It's a perfect set to our contemporary mores.

26:30 Adam I have the feeling that, we have artists in here all the time, and people ask them what this song meant or what they were thinking, and the feeling I get, and Drew, you tell me if this is your feeling too, is the artist does not want to disappoint the person who's calling by telling them what they were thinking when they wrote it.

26:48 Caller It's a secret.

26:49 Drew Right. That's what they always say. Right. It's whatever you want it to mean. Here's the basic feedback, although you gave a very honest response, and I commend him for that. The basic feedback to our callers is, don't ask that question.

27:03 Adam No, because-

27:03 Drew It means whatever you think it means.

27:05 Adam Yes. It means whatever feeling it evokes in you is what it means. All right. Let's talk to- You want to hear a song? Yeah, let's hear a song. Yeah. Yeah.

27:15 Caller All right.

27:17 Adam You queued up there, Anderson?

27:19 Drew Your song, as a matter of fact, right?

27:20 Adam Oh, yeah. The Adam Corolla theme song.

27:25 Caller Now, who's playing the tuba and who's playing the xylophone?

27:31 Jimmy Eat World I'm playing the tuba. I'm playing this.

27:34 Caller I played it in fourth grade.

27:36 Adam Now, did you sample this from like a Campton Kangaroo or something? Or is this all original stuff?

27:44 Jimmy Eat World It's all original.

27:45 Adam It moves.

27:46 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

27:47 Adam And is this what you got? You guys would do this like for an encore, I'm guessing?

27:51 Jimmy Eat World We'll do this usually a couple of times in the set, actually.

27:53 Adam Right. You'll probably first song out and then play it again.

27:56 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, sometime later in the set, you know.

27:58 Does the crowd get pretty crazy?

28:00 Jimmy Eat World Well, they go off, man.

28:01 Adam You wouldn't believe it. Does it get dicey up there? I mean, you have a fear for your safety?

28:05 Jimmy Eat World Sometimes. We usually tour with like chicken wire.

28:08 Adam Right, right. Because they get, I mean, they're great. I mean, in a way, it's a compliment. But on the other hand, you're scared you might get hurt or they might get hurt.

28:16 Jimmy Eat World Exactly. The fear of fun factor.

28:18 Adam Yeah, like a lot of crowd, a lot of crowd surfing and stuff during the big crescendo at the end.

28:23 Jimmy Eat World Right, with the glass breaking and, you know.

28:26 Caller All right.

28:26 Adam This one is called Bleed American.

31:31 Caller That one's called Ode to Adam.

31:34 Adam It's Jimmy Eat World. Adam's theme. Bleed American CD. I love that song. And we got Jim and Tom here from the band. We will hop back to the phones. And do you want to talk to this guy?

31:48 Drew The kid?

31:48 Adam The guy with the nuts?

31:50 Drew It's an important thing to talk to him about. It might get quick. All right.

31:54 Adam I'm looking for some... I haven't had a big boob call.

31:59 Drew You like this one? It feels like forever. Forever?

32:05 Adam Tara, do you understand that?

32:06 Drew Do you hear what he said?

32:07 Adam A big boob call.

32:08 Drew He needs one. He's very sensitive to your needs there.

32:14 Adam Lacey?

32:15 Yes?

32:16 Adam You're 19.

32:17 Caller Yes.

32:17 Adam What's up?

32:18 Caller Well, I have...

32:19 Okay, my boyfriend has this weird fetish of me peeing on his face.

32:24 Adam There we go. Okay. Yeah. Where's he from?

32:30 He's from Idaho.

32:31 Adam Uh-huh. Yeah, I knew it. Idaho, really?

32:37 Yeah.

32:38 Adam By way of France or...

32:40 Boise.

32:41 Adam He's an American guy. Oh, Boise. Same place. France, Idaho, Boise. So...

32:47 He gets all violent.

32:49 He's like, do it now. And like screams at me.

32:52 Drew Oh, boy. I see like all pierced up and tatted.

32:54 Well, I have a couple piercings that... Nowhere that are like odd places.

32:58 Adam Do you pee on him?

33:00 Well, I have occasionally.

33:01 Adam How does that work?

33:02 Drew What does that do for you?

33:03 Caller In his mouth?

33:04 Not in his mouth, like on his face.

33:07 Drew What does that do for you?

33:08 Oh, it's weird.

33:10 Drew This is that thing... Remember you said you... Weren't you talking to...

33:14 Adam Larry Flint?

33:14 Drew Larry Flint about this? Yeah.

33:16 Adam Yeah, it was.

33:17 Drew This may be... This is a real trend we're here.

33:19 Adam Yeah, Larry wanted me to take a dump on him.

33:21 Drew No, no, no, no.

33:22 Adam Why?

33:22 Drew What you were saying about what you were seeing in his magazine.

33:24 Caller Oh, I wasn't talking about that on the air. That's right.

33:26 Adam Oh, man, that was embarrassing. I was saying there's a trend in these magazines of people whizzing on each other.

33:34 Drew Well, girls women are whizzing on each other.

33:35 Adam Or just whizzing in general. And I was yelling at Larry, who not only publishes Hustler, but Juggs and Busty and these other magazines he gives me, but also some weird things like Yachting and in PC computer magazines. The guy's really got a lot of irons in the fire.

33:53 Jimmy Eat World He's brother too, I think.

33:55 Adam Really?

33:55 Jimmy Eat World Doesn't... I heard a rumor.

33:58 Adam He...

33:59 Jimmy Eat World I love him.

34:00 Adam Larry does everything, but talk really. He really sounds like Truman Capote did a year after he died. But I was saying, what's up with the urination? Because it's in all your magazines now. And I can't believe that more than 10 percent of the males who are looking at these magazines want to see people quizzing on each other.

34:20 Caller Hippotitis, right?

34:21 Drew Right. What's that, Lacey?

34:23 I don't understand what it does for him.

34:25 Drew No, we don't either. That was the point. In fact, and what Larry Flynn's response was, that a couple of pictures appeared, and they had this huge response. We started adding more, more response, and so it's got some momentum behind it. So clearly, it does something from a fetishistic standpoint for people that have some kind of aggression that they act out in their sexuality. Is he otherwise normal sexually?

34:47 Yeah, and I just don't want it to turn into me like crapping on his face or something.

34:51 Drew Yeah, we don't want that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

34:53 Adam Well, it may be uncomfortable, but it would certainly stop his urination request if you let a nice brownie go on it.

35:00 Drew It would trump or maybe dump his, you know.

35:03 Adam I'm saying I think it would slow, take a little of the wind out of his sail.

35:07 Drew Yes.

35:08 Adam What about doing that, Lacey?

35:09 Drew No.

35:10 Adam Could you do that?

35:11 Um, I don't know.

35:13 Adam Just a pebble. All right. So let me get this straight. Where did, did he lie down on his back?

35:17 Yeah.

35:18 Drew Did he throw down a tarp or something?

35:20 Well, do you know those little training pads for puppies that you leave in like a bathroom or something?

35:24 Drew Good times.

35:25 Adam Right.

35:25 Caller One of those.

35:26 Adam And you just squat over him?

35:29 Yeah.

35:29 Adam And how close do you get to him?

35:31 Not like, not too close. You know, like if you're camping and girls squat to go pee, right?

35:36 About that way.

35:38 Adam Hold on. Let me picture me camping and then what?

35:41 You know, I need to go camping with girls and they squat to go pee.

35:43 Adam Yeah, but they never let me watch them. They don't whiz on the fire. They go around to the back of the tree.

35:49 Squatting. Normal squatted.

35:52 Adam Just basic squat.

35:53 Yeah.

35:53 Adam OK. Like you'd be on the toilet except for the toilet's not there.

35:58 Drew Just basic squatted.

35:59 OK.

36:00 Adam And you know, women, it comes out with some degree of force too, right?

36:04 Drew There's sort of a flow rate.

36:05 Yeah, we can make it come out pretty fast.

36:08 Adam And do you have to then line it up once it gets going? Because I imagine initially you're not on target.

36:15 Caller It depends on if I'm aiming or I just go.

36:18 Adam Right. Now is he beating off while you're doing this?

36:21 Caller Yes. And then he climaxes as I do it.

36:26 Drew I'm sorry. That's bizarre.

36:29 Adam You have to get the timing right though, right?

36:31 Drew Let's see one thing we've learned from this show.

36:33 Adam Wait a minute. He's beating off, right?

36:35 Caller Yeah.

36:35 Adam And you're holding your urine, right? And he's saying, hold on, not yet.

36:40 Caller There's four play involved before then. And then before his climax, I go do what I need to do.

36:47 And then he's like, oh yeah, freaked out and then there we go.

36:50 Drew Freaks out.

36:51 Adam Yeah. But what I mean is, is he wants the climax while you're whizzing on him, right? So doesn't he have to kind of keep him, you know, get himself close before you start?

37:03 Yeah.

37:04 Adam Okay. This is a lot of pressure. I couldn't handle that.

37:06 Drew You, the ninja?

37:07 Adam I got the, someone ringing my doorbell. I can't squeeze one off. I couldn't, I couldn't imagine.

37:13 Drew Well, I see one thing we've learned.

37:14 Adam I couldn't imagine doing it while I was being urinated on. What's foreplay? You put a toilet brush up his ass or something?

37:21 Caller No. Just like, you know, normal foreplay, touching, feeling, groping. Okay.

37:26 Drew One thing we've learned is that people don't have sort of...

37:29 Adam Things don't exist in a vacuum.

37:31 Drew They don't exist as an isolated phenomenon. In other words, this means as other aspects of his character structure, and not that he's a bad person, but that he's got some issues. Yeah.

37:42 Adam You wouldn't want to hang out. Would anyone want to hang out with this guy? No way. No.

37:47 Drew I'm fascinated. I might.

37:48 Adam Drew would. But he's writing a book. What?

37:51 Caller I did say he had like a really bad childhood. I mean, he was out of the house, and he was 13 on his own and stuff.

37:57 Drew Okay. I'm sure this is a lot about aggression, a lot.

38:00 Caller All right.

38:00 Adam Hang out. Enjoy yourself. Can you guys not have kids for, say, 100 years?

38:05 Oh, don't plan on it.

38:07 Adam Good. Well, don't get pregnant.

38:09 Drew This is what's one advantage to this little technique they've got. No extra genital contact.

38:14 Adam Right, right.

38:15 Jimmy Eat World That's good.

38:16 Adam All right.

38:17 Drew Enjoy.

38:18 Adam It's beautiful. You guys should come out with some sort of video, video calling, like finding the passion again, something like that. I'll tell you, sex, you know what I really enjoy about sex is it could be the most beautiful thing in the world. It could be the most putrid, vile, foul thing in the world. And it's usually the latter that we talk about on this show. All right, should we take a break?

38:44 Drew But one man's putrid vile is another man's beautiful act.

38:47 Adam That's very true.

38:49 Caller We'll take a little break.

38:50 Drew Except it isn't. I can't. I don't believe that.

38:53 Adam I want to rinse my mouth and, but I got to pee too.

38:56 Drew I need a shower.

38:57 Adam All right, I'll give you one.

38:58 Drew No, go.

38:59 Adam Get down. Lie down on that puppy tray.

39:02 Caller I'm never going to hug anybody again.

39:04 Adam No, you shouldn't have been doing it before. This is the risk you run. Jimmy Eat World is here. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Dr. Drew over there. Be real from Cypress Hill. And Stephen from the Deftones is going to be in here tomorrow night. Jim and Tom are both here from Jimmy Eat World. Somebody sent me a box. Drew thought there might be food in it, so he busted it open. What is up with you and food, Drew?

39:47 Drew I've been gaming lately. Tommy Vu tape.

39:50 Adam Oh, okay. Someone sent me Tommy Vu tape. Tommy Vu is the world's, did the world's greatest real estate, no money down, late night infomercial from many years ago. And he was the guy from Vietnam who's to, he'd yell at you to call you a pussy basically if you didn't buy a thing.

40:11 Drew He says this is a get rich quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow.

40:15 Adam That's right.

40:15 Caller That's right.

40:18 Adam I don't know, not enough people remember Tommy. You guys remember Tommy Vu?

40:21 Jimmy Eat World I don't think so.

40:22 Adam I think he was like indicted on some Rico act or something a few years ago and pulled off the air, but he was great. Drew, you don't remember this guy?

40:30 Drew Never saw him.

40:32 Adam Sitting in that big mansion in Florida, had all those cocores around him. He'd stand next to his Ferrari and he'd go, you see this Ferrari? That's my toy. He talked about how poor he was and how him and his family came over in a coffee can from Vietnam. He had a picture of him in Washington. You see picture? I like when people do that, by the way, like rich people. Like, they show you a picture when they're 17 and doing yard work. That was me. Yeah, that was you in high school. Donald Trump could find a picture where he was emptying some garbage when he was 15, you know. Everyone shows a picture of themselves working and it was like, see, that used to be me. Yeah, it was before puberty, though. I mean, yeah, there's a few Carnegie's and Rockefeller's that might not have that picture in their photo-island, but doesn't everyone else have a story about working in a McDonald's or doing some yard work or mowing a lawn at some point?

41:33 Caller He's probably still getting paid to, taking the trash out.

41:38 Adam He's taking the trash out in prison? All right. Anyway, let's talk to Kim. In just one time, I really would like to go buy, try to buy, seriously purchase some real estate with no money down. I'm just convinced I'd be left right out of the office if I did that. Yeah, I'd like to purchase this property and prepare to offer nothing. Thank you. Thank you. Tommy Vu said it was okay. Kim?

42:03 Hi.

42:04 Adam You're 40?

42:05 Caller Yes.

42:05 Adam What's up?

42:07 Caller Not much. How are you guys tonight?

42:09 Adam We're doing good. Thanks.

42:10 Caller Great. Adam, I love you guys and what you guys do. Adam, it's not the same when you're not there.

42:18 Adam Well, thank you.

42:19 Caller It's just Stryker doesn't cut it.

42:21 Caller Zip it, you nag!

42:22 Adam No. Listen, I love Stryker, but he sucks.

42:26 Caller He does. He sucks so bad. He tries to be you, but he fails.

42:28 Adam No. Listen, I like Stryker and I would pass judgment on him, but I didn't hear any of the shows because I was in New York drunk. Shut up, Corolla. Very bastard. There he is. So what's up there, Kim?

42:39 Caller Okay. Well, I do have a real problem. I've got a 19-year-old son and he's almost 20 in a few months. He'll be 20 and he drinks alcohol every day. Now, he doesn't drink it in the morning or during the afternoon because he does work. He does work full-time, but like on the weekends, come Saturday and Sunday, he'll start drinking it.

43:11 Adam What's your question? Hold on, what does he do?

43:14 Caller He drinks...

43:15 Caller No, no, no.

43:16 Adam What job does he do?

43:18 Caller He works in a warehouse.

43:20 Adam Okay.

43:21 Caller Listen.

43:21 Caller I don't want to give the name of...

43:22 Adam No, I understand, but get a picture of him next to a forklift, so if he hits it big one day, there'll be a picture of him working that I'll identify with and then buy his series of cassettes.

43:34 Caller No. And he doesn't drink that and...

43:37 Drew What is your question?

43:38 Adam He only drinks on the weekend, so...

43:40 Caller Right. Or at night after work when he gets home.

43:44 Adam That's every day, then.

43:45 Drew Yeah. What's your question?

43:47 Caller Well, I want to know, how do you know when it's become a problem, like if he's an alcoholic or... Because his great-grandparents were alcoholic.

44:00 Drew Okay. And how about parents and grandparents?

44:04 Jimmy Eat World No.

44:04 Drew Nobody did any pot or drugs or alcohol?

44:07 Caller Oh, my husband and I back in the 70s. I mean, we smoked weed a few times.

44:14 Drew Did somebody become a daily user?

44:16 Caller No.

44:17 Adam Hmm. And so does he live at home?

44:19 Caller Yes, he does.

44:20 Adam And he comes home and what does he do?

44:24 Caller Well, he usually comes home and just, you know, with dinner. I mean, when he comes home, he pops open a can of beer. Right.

44:34 Drew And at 19, that's okay with you?

44:37 Caller And no, I don't like it.

44:39 Drew So why do you allow it?

44:40 Caller Well, because he said he's going to do it anyway, and we would rather have him at home.

44:47 Drew Okay. That is a grave misconception, a miscarriage of parenting.

44:52 Adam That's what my stepmom... Oh, wait a minute. That bitch said the exact... She would rather I not drink and not be at home. She said...

44:58 Caller No, because, see, I remember as a child, like back in...

45:01 Drew Listen, I'm telling you, listen to me. The way to parent is you set down the clearest limits, the clearest boundaries that work the best. So if you don't want him to do something, you tell him, it's not okay, and it's not okay. And then you... Listen to me. And then you begin withdrawing whatever support you offer him as a consequence for any continuation of that behavior. And if that behavior continues in spite of him losing important hands, sources of resource or emotional support, then you have an alcoholic on your hands. Because alcohol is not defined by how much you drink or how frequently you drink, but A, that there's a family history, and B, that there's continued use in the face of consequence. Period. Even if you're drinking once a month. So that's it. And I can virtually guarantee you, you're dealing with an alcoholic.

45:49 Caller We did have an argument over it. My husband has cut down on buying it for him. I won't buy it.

45:54 Drew All right, well, off he goes. You're enabling him terribly, Kim. Terribly enabling.

45:59 Adam Son, you're down to two cases a week. You want to go for six six-packs?

46:07 Drew Profoundly enabling behaviors here.

46:09 Caller All right.

46:10 Adam You're at five six-packs a week, son. You want to go for one case?

46:14 Caller Keep belching.

46:17 Adam All right. Now you're in a case, smart guy. That's like four beers a night. You're going to be making your own liquor store runs. And none of the hard stuff either. I'll stop filling your flask before you go to work.

46:31 Caller Then we'll see how good you feel, hot shot.

46:35 Jimmy Eat World She hates it, but her husband buys it for him.

46:38 Drew It's ridiculous. This is a terribly, terribly disturbed situation.

46:41 Adam Son, you're this close to going domestic. I'll stop bringing the Sapporo's home and the Heineken's home. You'll be drinking Bud and Schlitz. You understand me? Listen, the guy's 19. He's almost 20, works full time. He drinks a sixer at night. It's time to move out.

46:59 Drew That's for sure.

47:01 Adam We'll take a break.

47:02 We'll be back.

47:05 Caller Loveline Fast-Growing, Hello Radio, North America. I think we got ourselves a 50,000-watt flame thrower over here, kids. Checking in with traffic, surf and weather coming up in just a few miles. Checking the top of the hour. I like to say the top of the hour a lot, too.

47:26 Adam Heading down, coming up to the top of the hour, just past the top of the hour, nearing the top of the hour. Checking in with the weather, slow and go. On the traffic scene, watch out for brake lights on the 110 and 405.

47:40 All right.

47:43 Adam Jim and Tom are both here from Jimmy Eat World. We just landed in the other room and watch yourself from Tom Vu and Drew.

47:51 Drew Yeah.

47:52 Adam See all the things I talk about that you've never heard of.

47:54 Drew Never heard of.

47:55 Adam But you understand now that I don't exaggerate when I tell you about these things.

47:59 Drew Not one molecule. Oh.

48:00 Caller I love him.

48:02 Adam Yeah.

48:02 Caller I like Tom Vu.

48:04 Adam He is my hero. Genius.

48:05 Drew You're a failure.

48:07 Caller You're a failure.

48:09 Adam You're a failure. You're too chicken to try to work hard. Like me. You see these bitches? That's my toys. This scarab boat? That's my toy. I live in Manchurian with a fountain taller than me.

48:19 Caller Surrounded by beautiful women.

48:22 Adam You see this picture? That's me at five. I have no money. I cramp in jammies.

48:27 Drew No speak English.

48:29 Adam I no master the word English. And then we come over. We boat people.

48:34 Drew We take our jobs.

48:35 Adam We boat people. Now I'm a new kind of boat person. I unscare a boat with blonde bitches. He's great. You tell people, people get in your way. They try to tell you no. You tell them get out of the way. I'm going to be successful. Tom Vu. He's great. And what about those testimonials from the people that actually made the money?

48:57 Drew Oh my God.

48:58 Adam Convincing. You know, in just about every testimonial I've seen on TV, the reason these guys are always sort of criminal slash Dawn of the Dead type personalities is because if they had somebody that was articulate, bright and smart, you'd go, well, of course this guy makes money. He's a genius. But they get guys on there and go, Tom Vu taught me the secret of success and I have unlocked the inner millionaire. And you go, holy Christ, if this moron can cash in, I mean, this guy can make a million, only ten. You know, isn't that what's behind every testimonial? Isn't that sort of what's lying just beneath the surface?

49:40 Drew I think so.

49:41 Adam If this fat truck driver and his ugly ass wife with the matching belt buckle can cash in, I'm going to be rich. I mean, because you got to feel, whoever it is that is doing the testimony, you got to feel a lot smarter than they are. And these people did not disappoint, am I right?

49:57 Drew Not one bit.

49:58 Adam All right, we'll watch more Tom Foo in the next break.

50:00 Caller Ben?

50:01 Adam Oh, Drew, I had to drag you out of that room. Are you kidding me?

50:04 Drew No, I mean, oh boy.

50:05 Adam You love Tom, right?

50:06 Drew Yeah, Tom's awesome.

50:06 Caller I like him.

50:09 Adam Ben, you're 13.

50:10 Caller Yeah.

50:10 Adam What's up?

50:11 Caller Well, I was running laps today and like, I think I have a kidney stone or something and I know I'm like, you know, I was running laps and like my balls started to hurt. Same with my lower back. It was only a second. I thought like it was a stage or something. So I drank, you know, like a lot of water. Then at football practice, it happened again when I was running. And like it's been hurting like ever since football practice, like every time I even move, I have to like keep no weight off my left foot.

50:42 Drew Well, Ben, the other thing it could be is a torsion of the testicle. The testicle can twist on itself and cut off its own blood supply. And that's actually a very serious thing. That sucks. It does suck. It's painful and it needs to be dealt with. So you got to tell someone about this. Is the testy tender or swelling?

50:56 Caller I've like told my mom and dad.

50:58 Drew Is the testy?

50:59 Caller It's just like sore, but.

51:01 Drew Is it sore to touch? Well, he hasn't touched it yet. He hasn't touched it yet.

51:07 Caller He hasn't touched it yet.

51:08 Caller He hasn't touched it yet. He hasn't touched it yet. No flag football.

51:42 Caller No flag.

51:44 Drew So I did it at 13.

51:45 Caller Really?

51:46 Drew Come on now. Not everyone was a...

51:47 Caller Yeah, I'm like receiver in rush and that's it.

51:49 Adam Let me tell you something about flag football. They got to remove the L from that. They'd be right on.

51:59 Caller Right on.

52:00 Adam It's just one consonant heavy.

52:07 Caller Flag football at 13. Come on.

52:09 Adam Please. You played flag at 13?

52:11 Caller Of course.

52:12 Adam The hell's going on with you?

52:14 Drew It's all the option we had.

52:15 Adam You could have played Pop Warner.

52:17 Caller I played flag.

52:18 Drew See?

52:18 Caller Oh, man.

52:19 Caller You're gay.

52:21 Caller I'll admit it.

52:21 Adam And what's next? Soccer? Talk to this Ben. Ben, you got to get in Pop Warner. You get uniforms.

52:28 Caller I don't think we have that at my school. My school is like really, really small.

52:31 Adam No, no. You don't play it at your school. You play it in your neighborhood, your city.

52:35 Caller Well, what is it? It's just like tag or something? No, no.

52:39 Drew It's full contact.

52:40 Adam You know what football is?

52:42 Caller Oh, okay.

52:42 Adam That's what it is.

52:45 Caller No, I'm like a tiny guy, though.

52:47 Adam No, listen.

52:48 Caller I'm five feet tall and I'm only 85 pounds or something. Testicle hurt.

52:51 Adam You play wide out, then.

52:53 Caller Oh, Anderson, shut up.

52:54 Adam All right. Stuffing socks in your pocket, running around, mincing around until somebody pulls one of them out. That's not football. All right. Let's. What's wrong with this ball? So see, all right.

53:09 Drew You have to get this checked out like true tomorrow.

53:11 Adam How come I used to get cramps? Everyone used to get cramps when you're running and now you don't.

53:16 Drew That's the liver cramp.

53:18 Adam That stitch in your side. Is that because you weren't hydrated?

53:21 Drew You weren't in shape, basically.

53:23 Adam No, I was, though.

53:25 Caller It's from drinking water, right?

53:27 Adam They always used to tell you it's from drinking water, but then they wouldn't let us drink any water and we get the cramp.

53:32 Drew You know, it's funny. It was never mentioned in medical school. It was always talked about as something, your liver becoming congested and swelling in its shell, basically.

53:42 Adam But is it just me or is it you guys, too, where I remember when you were doing a lot of running when you were younger, you would get that stitch in your side.

53:53 Drew And now, never.

53:53 Adam And now, you don't.

53:55 Drew Never, yeah.

53:56 Adam Now, why is that? And does it have to do with being 15 or 14? Or you're just being hydrated properly now?

54:05 Drew Not hydrated, no.

54:06 Adam It has nothing to do with hydration?

54:07 Drew No.

54:08 Adam Are you sure?

54:08 Drew Yeah.

54:09 Adam Well, you don't seem to know what it is, though.

54:12 Drew I know I dehydrate myself all the time while I'm running. It's nothing. And that is way worse than I used to when I was a little fag football player.

54:20 Caller Thank you.

54:22 Adam There's a movement of foot to get rid of the L. I'm going to campaign to get that.

54:27 Drew Maybe when you're during growth and development, your liver is much more active metabolically. And maybe that's, you know.

54:31 Adam Is that, that stitch you feel, that's your liver?

54:34 Drew Yeah.

54:34 Adam Okay. Hey, what name is that?

54:37 Drew Soria.

54:40 Adam How do you say her name?

54:41 Drew Soria. Like Soria Bonnelli.

54:43 Adam You shut up. What's your name?

54:44 Caller Soria.

54:45 Adam Okay, see, it's not Soria. It's Soria.

54:49 Caller Whatever.

54:50 Drew Okay.

54:50 Adam Thank you.

54:51 Drew Go back to flag football.

54:53 Adam Fag football. Go ahead.

54:55 Caller Okay, yesterday I had a Polynesian performance and I wear coconuts and they got so hot that they burned my breast and now I have like, I don't know, burned skin on my nipples and I don't know, will it like ruin my breast forever?

55:13 Adam You get this call all the time. You take...

55:17 Drew You mean this fire stick got too close to the coconuts?

55:19 Caller No, it's just from the sun.

55:22 Adam Oh, oh, you did a Polynesian performance. That's where you wear a coconut, coconuts for a bikini top?

55:29 Caller Yes.

55:31 Adam Where, where do you do this? Florida?

55:34 Caller Like, I don't know, for things that my uncle does, I don't know, I'm in a group, so.

55:40 Adam Like videotape you? What does your uncle do?

55:42 Caller No, he, more, we are in a group and like, we do performances for people that asks us to and then we are going to go into competition pretty soon, so.

55:53 Adam Is there a circuit? I mean, is there money to be made once you turn pro?

55:58 Caller I have no idea.

56:00 Adam And do you have, like, is there like a big guy with the big calves who does the fire thing?

56:05 Caller No, we don't have any guy dancers.

56:07 Adam Oh, just you girls?

56:08 Caller Yeah.

56:09 Adam But is it, so it's basically, is it like hula dancing?

56:12 Caller Yeah. And we do Tahitian and, like, New Zealand stuff.

56:16 Adam And you do a thing where they're thinking on the drum and your ass is moving real fast?

56:20 Caller Yeah.

56:21 Jimmy Eat World Traditional stuff.

56:23 Adam Yeah. That sounds good.

56:25 Caller Do you have big boobs?

56:26 Caller No.

56:27 Adam Oh, okay. I'm having bad times. Do you get smaller coconuts or does everyone wear the same size coconuts?

56:32 Caller Well, I had to get some bigger than my breast because the ones that were my size didn't fit.

56:38 Adam Right. And do you make those or is there a place you buy those?

56:41 Caller We bought them.

56:42 Adam You buy coconut tops? And are they just coconut halves that have been drilled out and have cloth put through them?

56:49 Caller Yeah, I think so.

56:50 Caller They all look weird, like just with the coconut milk coming out.

56:54 Adam Does it ever drip down, the coconut milk?

56:56 Caller No.

56:57 Drew All right. Your burn will heal, don't worry. You'll be fine.

57:00 Adam You got sunburn on the chest, then.

57:01 Drew No, no. The coconut got hot and actually...

57:04 Adam No, it did not.

57:05 Caller My breast will keep on growing.

57:08 Drew Yes, yes.

57:08 Adam The coconut didn't get hot and burn you. I know that's what you're saying, but it didn't.

57:12 Caller Yes, it did.

57:13 Adam No.

57:14 Caller Yes.

57:14 Adam No.

57:15 Caller Yeah.

57:16 Adam It's just, it's not going to work that way.

57:18 Caller It's like a carpet burn.

57:19 Drew Makes sense to me.

57:20 Adam No, it doesn't. It's like saying, your belt buckle, you know, got hot and burned your belly.

57:26 Drew If you were dancing and couldn't reach down and get rid of it, it'd burn you.

57:30 Adam No. The coconut wouldn't do that. It just wouldn't. It irritated. I'm sure she's dancing a million miles an hour and her nipples are swapping up against the inside of this coconut and being irritated, but the sun is not heating up the coconut and burning her nipples.

57:48 Jimmy Eat World Skin irritation?

57:49 Adam Yeah, it's contact. This is a burn from friction, not from the sun's punishing rays. Thank you. I should really work in some sort of...

58:00 Drew Detective?

58:02 Adam Yeah.

58:03 Drew Yeah.

58:04 Adam Hawaii Five-O, the new generation. Jason?

58:08 Caller Yeah.

58:08 Adam You're 14?

58:09 Caller Yeah.

58:10 Adam What's up, buddy?

58:11 Caller Hey, just like to say, Adam, big fan of yours, love The Man Show.

58:15 Adam Thank you.

58:15 Caller Watch all the time. Drew? You're great. And...

58:20 Drew Where's my theme song?

58:22 Adam Nice delivery.

58:23 Caller Love the theme song idea.

58:25 Adam Thank you.

58:25 Drew Thank you for doing it.

58:26 Thank you.

58:28 Caller My question, or basically a request, I just wondered if you could play the Dr. Drew Boogie.

58:34 Caller Hmm.

58:35 Adam Well, we have not... Now, now...

58:37 Caller Unacceptable.

58:38 Adam You don't want to hear the Dr. Drew Shuffle. You want to hear the Dr. Drew Boogie. Yeah. All right. Well, we have a rich tradition on this show of saying we're going to do stuff later and then not doing it. So we'd like to keep that alive.

58:51 Caller Okay.

58:52 Drew So we'll do it later.

58:53 Adam We'll hear the Dr. Drew Boogie in a couple of breaks from now, right?

58:58 Caller Perfect.

58:58 Adam And then we'll forget about it. Fantastic. Have you guys heard the Dr. Drew Boogie?

59:02 Drew He hasn't. Jason hasn't.

59:04 Caller I haven't heard it.

59:04 Adam You haven't?

59:05 Drew I want to know.

59:06 Adam That's nice.

59:07 Caller Let's hear it.

59:07 Adam Yeah, we should hear it. What is it? A minute long? All right. Let's hear that. Here you go.

1:00:19 Dr. Drew is right, right, right, right.

1:00:21 Drew I'm a rapist.

1:00:22 Adam Oh, no, Drew, the mic was it?

1:00:25 Drew The mic's on now? Oh, I'm sorry.

1:00:26 Adam Sorry. Hold on a second, seriously. I Anderson always pots up the mics a few seconds before the song ends, so don't yell things you might not hear over the air.

1:00:37 Caller No, no, hey, hey, don't be a quatch.

1:00:39 Drew Come on, don't be such a pussy.

1:00:40 Adam All right, I'm just warning you, buddy, that's all. Well, there you go, the doctor drew a boogie. Was that Dr. Joyce Brothers at the end? She was.

1:00:50 Drew You know what that's wrong?

1:00:51 Adam You were on.

1:00:52 Drew No, you and I.

1:00:53 Adam I was on her show, too?

1:00:54 Drew No, we were on Lisa like a hundred years ago.

1:00:57 Adam Remember that?

1:00:58 Caller Yeah, that was right.

1:01:00 Drew That was our first experience with the big crowd on stage.

1:01:06 Adam I'll tell you one day, I'm going to get really high and I'm going to look at like us on Keenan like 1996. And I'm going to pull out the tape of us on the Home Team, the Terry Bradshaw show that was like some morning TV show.

1:01:24 Drew It's going to be like Clockwork Orange are going to prop my eyes open.

1:01:30 Adam We did the Home Team, the Terry Bradshaw daytime show that lasted about 10 minutes. And remember we met the Backstreet Boys?

1:01:38 Drew Yes. Didn't know who they were.

1:01:39 Adam They were not the Backstreet Boys. There was like a big break for them to get to do the Terry Bradshaw show. And they came up and they were like, Oh, we're big fans. We want to meet you guys. And I was saying, who are you guys? We're the Backstreet Boys.

1:01:53 Drew We're kind of a saying dance.

1:01:54 Adam We're like, all right, kids, enjoy. Because it's right back to the Malt Shop after this. I love it. I'm the worst gauge. I would have bet a million dollars that this would have been their last TV appearance. Drew, where are we?

1:02:10 Drew We lost that guy.

1:02:12 Adam Jimmy Eat World is on our show tonight. We'll hear something else off of the CD before the night is true. Probably in just a few minutes. Michelle?

1:02:22 Yeah?

1:02:23 Adam You're live in?

1:02:24 Yeah.

1:02:25 Adam What's up?

1:02:26 Caller Hey.

1:02:28 I just want to say hi, Drew, Adam, Jim, Tom.

1:02:31 Jimmy Eat World Michelle.

1:02:32 Caller Hi.

1:02:33 Questions for Jim. I want to know, I'm a little nervous right now, so sorry.

1:02:39 Jimmy Eat World That's okay.

1:02:40 Bleed American, the song, how do you get your voice to kind of like vibrate?

1:02:45 Caller Like, I don't know.

1:02:48 I can't really find any other words to put it in, but it sounds really cool and I just, I don't know.

1:02:54 Jimmy Eat World Oh, awesome. Thanks. I guess the, what is that technique called, Tom?

1:03:01 Caller Vibrato.

1:03:03 Jimmy Eat World Vibrato, I guess. I don't know. I never, I didn't really study like voice, so I don't really quite understand it. I just can do it sometimes.

1:03:15 Caller Yeah.

1:03:15 Adam Give us a little vibration. Can you do that?

1:03:18 Caller Come on.

1:03:19 Jimmy Eat World Come on, I'm shy.

1:03:22 Adam Tom, do you know what the vibrato is? I mean, you know voice, right? Yeah, you sing a little opera. Drew, do a little vibrato. Come on, Drew. I tried. Drew sung opera. Give a little vibrato.

1:03:43 Caller No, no.

1:03:44 Adam What is it, Drew? You understand what that is?

1:03:46 Drew Yeah, just when you sing, your voice moves a little bit.

1:03:49 Adam Yeah, that's cool.

1:03:50 Drew Oh my God.

1:03:51 Adam This is Drew.

1:03:52 Caller Oh my God.

1:03:53 Adam Drew's singing opera. He's actually singing.

1:04:08 Caller Yeah.

1:04:09 Drew Is this like a walk through memory lane night? Is that the whole idea here tonight?

1:04:12 Caller This is your crappy life.

1:04:16 Adam No way.

1:04:18 Caller Really?

1:04:20 Drew You can hear how crappy that is. Listen.

1:04:27 Caller Who's accompanying you on the piano?

1:04:28 Drew Some guy they set up for me.

1:04:30 Adam Really?

1:04:31 Caller Wow.

1:04:32 Drew Some guy.

1:04:32 Caller That's really no way.

1:04:33 Adam That's true. True.

1:04:35 Jimmy Eat World That's good.

1:04:35 Drew They've got the tape to go with it.

1:04:37 Adam When he wasn't playing flag football, he was practicing opera. Now you know he became such a man.

1:04:43 Caller Nice.

1:04:44 Adam That's pretty good. He's got a real voice.

1:04:46 Caller He has a real voice.

1:04:48 Adam Hey, Drew, how do you stumble into opera at age 15?

1:04:53 Drew Yeah.

1:04:53 Adam How do you know you can do that?

1:04:54 Drew You don't.

1:04:55 Adam Well, what happened?

1:04:56 Drew What did your parents do? No, no, they didn't.

1:04:58 Adam Do you have an eating disorder because of that?

1:05:00 Drew Not because of that.

1:05:01 Adam What happened?

1:05:02 Drew I didn't know I could sing at all. All of a sudden, I was doing a musical in high school. Right. Which one? Somebody said. Fiddler? Yes.

1:05:11 Adam Uri Utevia?

1:05:11 Drew Yes.

1:05:14 Adam I'm half Jew. I can do this.

1:05:16 Drew And somebody said, hey, you can take some lessons. So I'll take some lessons. And then very quickly, you get bored with singing musical stuff. Somebody hands you classical music and you start going. That's more interesting.

1:05:27 Adam Were you singing what? Italian? What was the main language?

1:05:30 Drew That was Italian.

1:05:31 Adam Is that the main language?

1:05:32 Drew No, French, Italian, German.

1:05:34 Adam Yeah. So you end up sort of speaking those languages a little bit.

1:05:37 Drew Sort of reading them, yeah. Not speaking them. I mean, I speak French. That was already done.

1:05:42 Caller Right.

1:05:42 Adam Good times. North to Alaska, come on, the rush is on.

1:05:48 Caller That's what I was doing.

1:05:49 Adam Meanwhile, I was basically hitting up balls of foil with a expired paper towel tube. That's how I spent my formative years.

1:06:02 Drew My favorite part about that Ben Stein thing, Ben was so smitten with that. I mean, that was kind of a trick. I mean, I sung a piece of an easy aria. I mean, you know.

1:06:12 Adam Is that easy? Was that an easy one?

1:06:13 Drew Yeah.

1:06:13 Adam Isn't it all tough though?

1:06:15 Drew No.

1:06:15 Adam What's a tough one?

1:06:17 Drew Lots of tough ones. And he was like, because he fancies himself, knowledge about this stuff. He just waxed poetic for 20 minutes. It was so funny.

1:06:24 Adam Wow. Well, then we should put that on the tape. All right.

1:06:28 Caller Hello?

1:06:29 Adam Lynn.

1:06:29 Caller Yes.

1:06:30 Adam You're 35.

1:06:31 Caller Yes.

1:06:32 Adam What's up? Hey.

1:06:33 Hey.

1:06:34 Caller Is this Adam?

1:06:35 Adam Yeah.

1:06:36 Caller Hi, Adam. Hey.

1:06:38 Hello, Drew.

1:06:39 Caller Lynn. My question is that I talk to my girlfriends, you know, because we sit around and we talk about sex, and I was telling them that I enjoy...

1:06:51 Drew That's what happens in the early mid-30s.

1:06:53 Caller You know, I'm in my prime.

1:06:54 Drew Yeah.

1:06:55 Caller Yeah. So I enjoy watching my boyfriend masturbate.

1:07:00 Drew Has it always been like that for you or is that just lately?

1:07:03 Caller No, no, no. I've always been kind of fascinated by that.

1:07:07 Drew Okay.

1:07:08 Caller Maybe it's because I don't have one.

1:07:11 Adam You don't have a penis.

1:07:13 Caller You know, that whole penis thing, it's a joke.

1:07:15 Drew It's a joke.

1:07:16 Caller So that's like normal.

1:07:18 Drew And yet you brought it up rather prominently as something important to you.

1:07:22 Caller Yeah.

1:07:23 Drew Yeah.

1:07:23 Adam Okay.

1:07:24 Caller Yeah. I've worn a strap on.

1:07:26 Adam You have? Just around or sexually?

1:07:29 Caller I'm kidding.

1:07:30 Adam Oh, okay.

1:07:31 Jimmy Eat World Making waffles, you know, just throw it on.

1:07:33 Caller But I don't think that's abnormal.

1:07:34 Adam I'll put one on and slide it around to the back in case someone's thinking about making a move. You know what I mean?

1:07:40 Drew No, Lynn, it's normal.

1:07:41 Adam First line of defense.

1:07:42 Caller So it was a man show, too.

1:07:43 Drew That's not so normal for a woman. Thank you, Lynn. That's kind of bizarre.

1:07:46 Adam Lynn, what's wrong with you?

1:07:48 Caller I hope nothing.

1:07:49 Adam You sound a little spacey.

1:07:52 Caller I've been playing cards, drinking beer.

1:07:55 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:07:56 Caller I'm a server.

1:07:57 Adam I see. Did you ever wait for us?

1:08:00 Caller I'm a cocktail server.

1:08:01 Adam Ever do any stripping?

1:08:03 Caller No.

1:08:03 Adam All right. Are you an actress or? No.

1:08:07 Caller I'm a mother. I have two sons. I'm divorced for the last four years. Married 13.

1:08:13 Caller Wow.

1:08:14 Adam Yeah. So you like to watch your boyfriend be it all?

1:08:18 Caller Yeah. Lately, the girls, they're like, Oh, and I hope that's normal, though.

1:08:23 Caller I think I'm not sure.

1:08:24 Drew I'm not sure. The you know, it's not abnormal. But I'm not sure it's a sort of majority opinion. That's a fascinating thing.

1:08:30 Caller The top boyfriend that won't do it in front of me, too.

1:08:34 Drew What a shame.

1:08:34 Caller Yeah.

1:08:35 Drew To marry those guys.

1:08:36 Caller I'll do it in front of them.

1:08:37 Adam I wouldn't do it in front of either. But all you have to do is well, here's how you could do it. You just leave the room, shut the door, and then come back. Like 15 to 20 seconds later, I'd probably be beating off. What's that?

1:08:48 Caller We'll sleep in and it'll wake me up.

1:08:51 Adam I see. Him masturbating?

1:08:53 Caller Yeah. The next thing you know, we're having sex.

1:08:55 Adam That's good.

1:08:56 Caller I love that sex.

1:08:57 Adam Good. Make sure the kids are in the room.

1:08:59 Caller Oh yeah. Usually my boyfriend doesn't stay with me unless the kids are with their dad on the weekend.

1:09:03 Adam I see. All right. When he masturbates in front of you though, he has an orgasm, right? Yeah. Then what do you do?

1:09:11 Caller I have one too.

1:09:13 Adam You do? Can you time them?

1:09:17 Caller Not really.

1:09:18 Adam So you're masturbating as well?

1:09:20 Caller Well, sometimes I feel like, you know, come on a part of my body.

1:09:24 Adam Right.

1:09:24 Caller Yeah. A part. Yeah.

1:09:26 Adam Like your liver?

1:09:27 Caller Well, you know, outside of my body.

1:09:29 Adam Oh, outside. I see. That was stupid. You're right.

1:09:33 Drew Yeah.

1:09:33 Adam It would have to be on you.

1:09:34 Caller I wasn't going to say anything.

1:09:35 Adam On you.

1:09:36 Drew For sure.

1:09:36 Caller How I've heard about you being...

1:09:37 Adam Right. No, I wasn't thinking. What part? What parts is his part? Or does he keep moving around until he's covered you? You know what I mean? Like, you ever look on the back of those Winnebago's and they got a map of the United States and the couples they've colored in? Well, we've been to Wyoming, Utah and Florida, but we've not yet been to California. So that's where you're aiming for, right? You don't want to go back to Wyoming. You've colored in that part of the map. That's what I would do. I would grid her off and say, well, I got her shoulder. That was last week. Left shoulder. Left shoulder. So what's in the strategic strike zone? I'd say the right shoulder and the whole right side, quite frankly, I've stayed away from. Saving it, you know. It's going to be a long winter. All right, Jimmy Eat World is our guest. We'll for sure hear something off of the new CD when we come back. There we go. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Jim and Tom are here from Jimmy Eat World. We're going to hear something off the Bleed American CD. I'll take one call and then we'll hear a song. Let's talk to Erin, who's 26. Erin?

1:11:03 Caller Hello.

1:11:05 Caller I just had a question for Jim. I was just wondering what made you decide to put the two Go Big Casino songs on the new CD?

1:11:14 Jimmy Eat World Well, basically, when we were sitting down to decide which songs we would go to the studio to make the Bleed American record, I just kind of laid out all the songs I had been working on and everyone in the band chose a couple of songs I had ready to go with for a side project that was called Go Big Casino. And we just sat down and picked out what songs we thought were the best overall tunes and a couple of those just happened to make it.

1:11:44 Adam What was the side project?

1:11:45 Jimmy Eat World It was just like a kind of more mellow sort of thing.

1:11:50 Caller Acoustic-y.

1:11:51 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, more acoustic based, kind of less rock, something you don't need like earplugs to go see kind of music. So that's how they got there.

1:12:03 Adam All right, Erin.

1:12:04 Caller Thanks a lot.

1:12:05 Adam We're going to hear something off the CD right now. You queued up there, Anderson? Yep, this one's called The Middle.

1:14:59 Caller That was Jimmy Eat World.

1:15:01 Adam That's off the Bleed American CD. And these guys are going to be out with Blink and out with Sum 41. Yup. Yeah, both good bands and good guys. Both have been on the show semi-recently. Do you know everybody? The Sum 41ers? Yeah.

1:15:20 Jimmy Eat World Mostly.

1:15:22 Caller Got off of a tour. We were out with them for like a month.

1:15:25 Adam Yeah, they could probably be a pain in the ass out on the road, right?

1:15:27 Caller Nah. They're cool guys. Both bands.

1:15:33 Jimmy Eat World Tom had to teach that riff to his guitar students. He taught his guitar back home.

1:15:38 Adam Really?

1:15:39 Caller Yeah, I used to.

1:15:40 Caller I love this riff.

1:15:42 Adam This is my second choice for theme song as I enter restaurants and other establishments around the United States. But, I settled on this. Lindsay, you're 19? What's up?

1:16:04 Caller I had a question for you, Adam. I keep asking you every time. You still haven't brought Dave Matthews on.

1:16:11 Adam Oh, we haven't? Well, we'd like Dave Matthews to come on.

1:16:15 Caller What's up?

1:16:15 Adam Well, you know, not everyone is dying to do this show.

1:16:18 Caller I know, huh?

1:16:20 Adam Yeah.

1:16:20 Caller Okay, one quick question. I have a question for Drew. When my boyfriend ejaculates on me, I have like, I get really like, I'm just burning down there big time.

1:16:31 Drew Immediately or does it come later?

1:16:34 Caller Like when I go to the bathroom.

1:16:36 Drew So you have pain when you urinate?

1:16:39 Caller Yeah.

1:16:40 Drew And it's only when?

1:16:41 Caller Well, actually a little after I'm going to the bathroom also, it's not just burning.

1:16:48 Adam A little after you go to the bathroom.

1:16:49 Caller Yeah.

1:16:50 Caller And I'm on birth control and everything. I don't know if it's like an allergic reaction or...

1:16:54 Adam Well, but how do you know that it has to do with his ejaculate?

1:16:58 Caller Because I mean, and it's not just a little burning, it's bad.

1:17:02 Drew Yeah, but again, I know you didn't answer the question. Now, why would it be the ejaculation and not just the sex that gives you the problem?

1:17:09 Caller Because I noticed it's never happened to me like that before and I just noticed the...

1:17:14 Drew Never happened before with him?

1:17:16 Caller Yeah.

1:17:17 Drew And it suddenly started happening with him?

1:17:19 Caller I mean, I do... I normally don't let him come inside me, but I did one time and I just burned right after.

1:17:26 Drew And the burn was with urination?

1:17:27 Caller Yeah. And after I was done urinating, that guy still burned like throughout...

1:17:32 Drew The vagina burn?

1:17:32 Caller Like for about an hour.

1:17:34 Drew Not like you had the pee burn, but like outside the vagina? Yeah. All right. Yeah, there are... People can get allergic reactions to semen and there can be sort of chemical types of irritation from it.

1:17:46 Adam Do you guys have...

1:17:47 Drew That's possible.

1:17:47 Adam Do you have vigorous sex?

1:17:49 Caller Vigorous?

1:17:50 Adam Yeah.

1:17:51 Caller Like a lot?

1:17:52 Drew No.

1:17:52 Adam No, I mean like fast or hard?

1:17:55 Caller No, not anymore.

1:17:56 Drew Not anymore?

1:17:58 Caller Well, not that bad.

1:17:59 Adam Now, you know, here's what we're getting at.

1:18:03 Drew Yeah?

1:18:04 Adam This can come from the vigorous sex, right?

1:18:07 Drew But she really isn't describing pain with urination. The urine...

1:18:12 Adam She kind of was.

1:18:12 Drew Yeah, she kind of was, but she said pretty clearly the urine gets on the vagina and that... It makes it burn more. It makes it burn more. That's what makes her notice the burn.

1:18:21 Adam All right, but I don't know. I don't think you're...

1:18:23 Caller I think it is, Joe. Just like that.

1:18:25 Drew I think it may just be an allergic reaction, but again, he can work on them and that will be that.

1:18:29 Caller Is it common? Or I am taking birth control.

1:18:31 Drew Yeah, it's pretty common. I mean, it happens.

1:18:34 Caller Okay.

1:18:34 Adam We've had it before.

1:18:35 Drew Yeah.

1:18:36 Caller Oh, really?

1:18:37 Caller Yeah.

1:18:38 Adam I had this friend once. His semen was so potent, and he was upstairs in my house, beating off, and I was downstairs watching TV and it melted through the floor. It was like, you see that movie Alien?

1:18:52 Drew Which reminded me. That reminds me.

1:18:54 Caller Yeah.

1:18:55 Adam It kept going.

1:18:56 Drew Another thing I missed from 70s television, acid. Everyone's always obsessed with muriatic, hydrochloric. It's going to burn through things.

1:19:05 Adam Because someone had ultimately get in a fight in a lab environment, and then they'd reach for a beaker that was clearly marked acid, and then they'd throw it in the guy's face.

1:19:19 Drew Or it would be some huge steel bolt.

1:19:22 Adam People would fall in the acid.

1:19:23 Drew They'd drop an acid. It would eat through the bolt or the door or something.

1:19:28 Adam There was also acid that would be spilled and would eat a hole in the floor, too.

1:19:32 Drew Every acid did that, of course.

1:19:34 Adam What happened with this country's fascination with acid? Is it gone now? Now all I hear about is and acid. I think we're trying to get rid of acid. To me, it's like, I don't know if acid did not exist before 1973 and then it went away in 1985 or something.

1:19:51 Drew It's like James Bond invented acid or something, right?

1:19:54 Caller Right, right.

1:19:56 Adam You're right. There was one kind of acid, that's the kind of acid that would kill you. It would eat through your hand and burn your face. And now I think we've realized that there's some acid that's kind of benign and even useful. Acid can be good. Is that what we've learned?

1:20:12 Drew I was shocked.

1:20:13 Adam It's no longer a big killer. The only thing that does less killing is quicksand.

1:20:17 Drew That's right.

1:20:18 Adam Between quicksand and acid, there are millions and millions of people claimed every year, and now no one seems to go. I'd like to see a guy get hit with acid and fall into some quicksand while he's burning to do a real 70s TV one-two punch.

1:20:33 Drew Well, back to the point.

1:20:34 Adam Thank you.

1:20:35 Caller Ross?

1:20:36 Caller Hello, yes.

1:20:37 Adam You're 24. I am.

1:20:39 Caller Drew, Adam Loveline is awesome.

1:20:41 Adam Great.

1:20:42 Caller Tom and Jim, I saw you guys at Needless Hideaway in May. When you guys filmed the video for Bleed American, it was awesome. Cool.

1:20:49 Jimmy Eat World Thanks.

1:20:50 Caller Got a question for you about the new album. I heard some of the demos of Bleed American before it was released, and I've noticed that there's a lot of differences between the demos and the album cuts. I was wondering what accounts for the differences. Was that just the band you guys are making revisions, or was that Mark, or how did that all come down?

1:21:11 Jimmy Eat World A little bit of both. Normally we, especially with this record, since we paid for it all ourselves to make it, we wanted to make sure that we had our act together as much as possible before we went in the studio and pressed record for real. So we would demo things at my house, like maybe three or four times before we actually went in the studio. So there were kind of a lot of revisions made. I'm not sure exactly what stage of the revisions that you have.

1:21:37 Adam How did you hear the demos, Ross?

1:21:39 Caller Napster.

1:21:41 Adam Oh, really?

1:21:42 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43 Jimmy Eat World Oh, okay.

1:21:44 Caller I think I'm not sure where they come out either. But what about DreamWorks? Do they have any hand in that or was the album done before you guys got signed on with them?

1:21:52 Caller Actually our producer, Mark Trombino, put the demos on Napster, which was fine with us.

1:21:59 Jimmy Eat World That was pretty cool. We were touring kind of a lot before we went into the studio. We wanted to give fans a way to hear some of the songs because we know it sucks to see a band play and they play all new songs, unless all songs you're not familiar with anyway. So we wanted to try to give people a little bit of the fans could hear the songs on their computer and then come to show and see it.

1:22:22 Adam Yeah, that's smart. I mean it because I've had this happen many times where you go see a band five years straight and this is in my youth. I don't leave the house anymore but I just see if I can burn a hole in the floor with my own semen now. But I'd go out and I'd see him and I'd be like, oh, he's playing the stuff off the new album. And then I'd go get the album and I'd dig the album. And then I'd go see him next year and it was the same prom. Oh, he's playing the new stuff. I wish he'd play the stuff he played last time that I couldn't enjoy because I hadn't heard it first. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, yes. Yes. So this is good. People can, it erases that sort of Catch-22 of touring. Let's talk to, oh, we're running a little bit late. Joy?

1:23:10 Caller Yes.

1:23:11 Adam 26?

1:23:12 Caller Yep.

1:23:12 Adam I think we're going to take ourselves a little break.

1:23:15 Caller All right.

1:23:15 Adam What's your question?

1:23:17 Caller Jim and Tom, Joy, San Diego. How is the birth of Zack and Holly's baby girl going to affect your touring and recording and all that stuff?

1:23:28 Adam All right. Hold on, Joy.

1:23:30 Caller Yeah.

1:23:30 Adam That wasn't a good enough question. Hold on. I want someone who's like crotches on fire or something. We'll get to Joy's question and Tom can answer that. But hold on a second. Shannon?

1:23:41 Caller Yes.

1:23:42 Adam You're 24?

1:23:42 Caller Yep.

1:23:43 Adam While you sleep, you scratch your clitoris?

1:23:46 Caller Yeah.

1:23:47 Adam Until it bleeds?

1:23:48 Caller Until it bleeds.

1:23:48 Adam There you go. That's good radio. Hold on. All right.

1:23:54 Caller Okay.

1:23:54 Adam I don't doze off. Just stay there. All right.

1:23:56 Caller I'm with you.

1:23:57 Adam All right. If I scratch my penis off while I was sleeping, I'd duct tape oven mittens onto my hands before I went to bed. We're going to take a little break and we'll get back with all your questions after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there. Jimmy Eat World is the name of the band. Jim and Tom are both here from the band. Bleed American is the name of the CD out in stores as we speak. We got a few more minutes. So let's see if we can get through a few calls. Shannon.

1:24:33 Caller Yes.

1:24:34 Adam So you scratch your clitoris until it bleeds while you're asleep.

1:24:37 Caller Yes.

1:24:38 Drew Why?

1:24:39 Caller I don't know. I was calling to get your insight on that.

1:24:41 Caller Well, is it still there?

1:24:43 Caller Yes, it's still there.

1:24:44 Adam It's under a fingernail.

1:24:46 Drew Shannon, you have no medical problems.

1:24:48 Caller Nope.

1:24:49 Drew You're not a medication.

1:24:50 Caller Nope.

1:24:50 Adam Anything weird happened to you when you were a kid?

1:24:53 Caller Not that I know of.

1:24:54 Drew Do you have an irritation that you'd be just scratching?

1:24:58 Caller It doesn't seem like it. I don't know why I do it.

1:25:00 Drew Are you sure you're scratching it? Maybe it's just some other sort of problem down there?

1:25:04 Caller Well, I know I'm scratching because my fiancé tells me. It wakes him up at night.

1:25:09 Drew Scratching?

1:25:10 Caller Yep.

1:25:12 Adam Can you get like a chastity bell or something? Can you put something on?

1:25:18 Caller I've tried that. I've tried like wearing jeans to bed that are tight so I can't get my hand down there. And it doesn't, it does not help.

1:25:27 Adam Do you have a sleep disturbance?

1:25:29 Caller No.

1:25:30 Adam I mean, you shouldn't, you don't wake up when you're tearing a second hole in yourself there?

1:25:36 Drew You get through the jeans?

1:25:37 Adam That's a sleep problem.

1:25:38 Drew Yeah, I agree with you. You get through the jeans?

1:25:40 Caller Yeah.

1:25:41 Adam Listen, if you put a pair of tight jeans on and go to bed and then in the middle of the night while you're asleep, unfasten the jeans, slide your hand down there and do damage to your vagina, you've got a sleep problem.

1:25:52 Drew Sleep disorder, yeah.

1:25:54 Adam You should be waking up at some point in the taking the jeans off.

1:25:59 Drew You have no problem, never been to a hospital for any reason?

1:26:02 Caller Nope.

1:26:03 Drew Never under psychiatric care? And this is something new that's been happening to you?

1:26:08 Caller I've probably been doing this for, I don't know, two or three years.

1:26:11 Adam Well, originally she was a guy, but she scratched her penis off.

1:26:16 Caller There's just a hole there.

1:26:18 Adam Yeah. You've got to scratch yourself some boobs. Hey, Shannon.

1:26:23 Caller Yes.

1:26:23 Adam I think if you weren't molested and nobody did anything weird to you, you know, in your sleep when you were five and you can't remember, do you think there's something like that going on?

1:26:34 Caller I don't think so.

1:26:36 Adam Do you have, are you having nightmares?

1:26:37 Caller Nope, not at all.

1:26:39 Drew And otherwise your life is normal?

1:26:41 Adam Do you have any other sleep disturbance type related things?

1:26:46 Caller Not a one.

1:26:46 Drew You don't sleep walk, night terrors, anything like that? No. No history of any kind of medical problems, seizure disorders?

1:26:53 Caller No, I'm stumped.

1:26:55 Drew Sorry.

1:26:57 Adam I think it's a sleep disturbance.

1:26:59 Drew Well, it is. Certainly there is a sleep component to this, there's no doubt about it. Just by virtue of the fact that she's able to do so much without waking up. I couldn't undo jeans and go urinate if I had to go in the middle of the night. You know what I'm saying?

1:27:12 Adam Right. Yeah. No, I do. I wake up to scratch my nuts and then it's right back to bed. I got to turn the light on to find my nuts. They're all over the place. They get wrapped around my leg.

1:27:22 Jimmy Eat World Could have left them at the gym or something, you know.

1:27:24 Adam They're in the locker. The gay guy at the Y got hold of them.

1:27:27 Drew That's where we started.

1:27:29 Adam Kevin?

1:27:30 Caller Yo, what up?

1:27:30 Adam Seventeen. Your girlfriend orgasms really loud.

1:27:35 Caller Yeah, well, she doesn't really orgasm loud the whole time, just like really loud.

1:27:39 Adam And there's people around?

1:27:41 Caller Sometimes, like I try to make it so she's like so we're alone, but there's really nowhere we can go. I mean, we both have parents who both live at home.

1:27:48 Drew Has there ever been anything embarrassing?

1:27:51 Caller Well, one night I went over to her house and I was like, I was spending the night at her friend's house, but I snuck over there and we kind of woke up her mom.

1:28:02 Adam Yeah. Can you tell her to keep it down?

1:28:05 Caller She can't or get them unless she's loud.

1:28:08 Adam Will she take offense to you putting a pillow over her head?

1:28:14 Caller Well, we've tried that. It just doesn't-

1:28:17 Adam That'll work. I mean, you'll kill a few of them, but once you work the technique down, because at the beginning I used to press too hard for too long, and I'd be like, okay, quit kidding.

1:28:26 Drew Wait a minute. How did this thing with the mom go?

1:28:28 Adam I had to bury him?

1:28:29 Drew What? Where?

1:28:31 Adam Come on, Drew. I think you know I'm in enough trouble.

1:28:35 Drew How did this thing go down with the mom?

1:28:36 Adam The mom was upstairs. She was screaming.

1:28:39 Drew When the mom came down, I'd go, will you kids stop making so much noise when you're having sex?

1:28:43 Caller I mean, what happened there?

1:28:45 Adam If you're going to bang the bejesus out of my daughter's friends, you're going to have to do it in a more quiet way.

1:28:49 Drew What did the mom do?

1:28:51 Caller Well, she kind of got pissed off at us.

1:28:54 Drew Did she know what was going on?

1:28:55 Caller Well, yes.

1:28:57 Adam You give her a wooden spoon to bite on like she's having her leg amputated. You put a pillow over someone's head, it works. I mean, you got to work the breathing thing out, but other than that small obstacle, it can really silence somebody. I suggest you work the pillow. I like to invent a pillow that had some sort of breathing apparatus worked into it where you could look like you're suffocating somebody but just shutting them up.

1:29:21 Drew How about a cone of silence?

1:29:24 Jimmy Eat World A cone of silence.

1:29:25 Adam Get smart. Josh? Yeah. You're 25? Yeah. What's up? Hey, Adam.

1:29:32 Caller Drew. Love your show. Long time listener.

1:29:34 Adam Thank you.

1:29:35 Caller My question is actually for Jim. Jim, you know me. This is Josh Lowe.

1:29:39 Jimmy Eat World Hey, Josh. What's up, dude?

1:29:41 Caller Not much, man. I keep showing up at the damnedest places.

1:29:44 Jimmy Eat World Yeah, it's kind of cool.

1:29:45 Adam You guys went to high school together?

1:29:47 Jimmy Eat World Yeah.

1:29:47 Caller Yeah, Jim was a mentor, sort of.

1:29:52 Jimmy Eat World Thanks, Josh.

1:29:53 Caller Well, yeah, you know, I was just calling to see, asking, you know, did DreamWorks play an instrumental part in your exposure as opposed to Columbia Records? And I just noticed just the amount of exposure you've gotten since the release of the new album as opposed to your other ones.

1:30:12 Jimmy Eat World I'm not sure what to exactly attribute to it. It seems like like press and everything kind of feeds on itself. Like you get a couple of people with names, you know, saying good things about you, then then soon after that, more people want to write about you and things. I don't know. I'm still trying to figure things out myself.

1:30:30 Adam Hey, Josh. Yeah, I got to put you on hold. But Jim can talk to you off the air and give you a fake phone number. So just just hang on a second. I feel bad for Joy over here. Weren't we talking to her? Joy? Joyce. Joyce, you're 26. Whatever.

1:30:49 Drew You asked how will the birth of the daughter sound?

1:30:52 Caller This is Joyce. I know you, right? What's up, Joyce?

1:30:55 Caller Hi.

1:30:56 Caller So, Zach's, the drummer of our band, had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Ava. Everything went fine. And we're going to take October off. And then November 1st we go on tour with Blink. So we just have a month off.

1:31:13 Adam If Blink will travel.

1:31:14 Caller If they'll travel.

1:31:15 Adam All right, Joyce? No. Okay. Do you know, Joyce? She sounds like a big pain in the ass.

1:31:22 Drew Aren't you glad it went to that one out? Good.

1:31:25 Adam Well, do you know, Joyce? I hate this, Joyce.

1:31:28 Caller Hey, Joyce?

1:31:29 Caller What?

1:31:30 Adam Can you come out here and blow me?

1:31:31 Caller I will.

1:31:32 Adam All right.

1:31:33 Caller Hold on. I'm not.

1:31:34 Adam I'm just going to put my penis out of the mail slot. All right. I don't want to. I don't want to come in contact with you. Bye, Joyce. It should be enough. How thick is that glass? It's about only a quarter inch. There will still be enough coming out there.

1:31:47 Caller I will be back. All right. Well, there you go. We're done.

1:31:52 Caller That was fun.

1:31:54 Adam Thanks for coming in, guys.

1:31:55 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55 Jimmy Eat World Thanks a lot for having us.

1:31:56 Adam Thanks, Jim and Tom, for coming in here and tell you that Bleed American, his name is CD. You should go out and get it if you haven't already. Say hi to the Blink guys and the Sum 41 guys.

1:32:10 Jimmy Eat World We will do.

1:32:11 Adam And hopefully when you get back from Europe, you will come back in here again. I would love to.

1:32:15 Jimmy Eat World That would be nice.

1:32:17 Adam It was a joy. I got a good vibe off these kids.

1:32:19 Drew Joy and pleasure.

1:32:20 Adam Don't you like them?

1:32:21 Drew These young guys, you know.

1:32:22 Adam These kids. We are good kids. So many kids today have an attitude, but not you kids. You kids are the good ones. And you only hear about the bad ones. But you don't hear people talking about the good kids. And you guys are some of them. And I am going to talk about them. And if it makes me uncool to talk about the good kids, so be it, so be it, then I'm uncool. But if that's uncool, then I want to be uncool. If that's uncool.

1:32:46 Drew Have a little flag football. Let's go.

1:32:48 Adam Flag football. All right. So until next time, this is, oh yeah, Be Real is going to be in here. He's a great kid. He's one of the good kids too, except for he's older than I am. He smokes tons of weed and steam for the Dephtones is going to be in here. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:03 Caller Yeah.

1:33:03 Adam You're 21?

1:33:04 Caller Yep.

1:33:05 Adam You're on with Jimmy Eat Countball World.

1:33:10 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff. Management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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