Episode 1000754886881

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1:07 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Hey everybody, it's the Loveline.

1:14 Voiceover I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Steph is here from the Deftones as well as B-Real from Cypress Hill, of course. And it is that time again, kiddies. It's time for the big smokeout. This time at Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion.

1:40 Guest Oh yes.

1:41 Adam And that is going to be this Saturday at 6 o'clock. And Drew, give me that literature back.

1:47 Drew I've heard so much about this thing this year.

1:49 Adam Plug the show.

1:50 Drew Really? Yeah. Promoted the hell out of it this year, yeah?

1:52 Adam Well, look who's on the bill.

1:53 Guest We try our best.

1:55 Adam Cypress Hill, Deftones, Busta Rhymes, No Effects, Fear Factory. Red Man is up there with Method Man. That ought to be good. Who else is on here? Suicidal Tendencies, Afro Man, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, Rumblefish and many others. And that's just half the main stage. Then you got the second stage and you got the dance tent. And then there's the bong room.

2:19 Guest Plenty of stuff going on.

2:21 Adam There's a lot going on. Yeah, what time does it start? What time do the gates open?

2:25 Guest I believe it's...

2:26 Adam 10 a.m. Yeah, 10 a.m. All ages. And how many people does that facility hold?

2:36 Guest I believe it's 65,000.

2:38 Adam Wow. Jesus Christ.

2:39 Guest So we're going to try to fill it.

2:41 Adam What are the ticket prices?

2:43 Guest Well, actually, today, we just reduced our ticket price. It was at, I think, 50 or something like that.

2:51 Adam Right.

2:51 Guest And we reduced it to 35 today. Because, you know, in light of all the stuff going on, you know, we want to make it easy on people coming out to, you know, enjoy the show and stuff.

3:02 Adam And this is a Cypress Hill event, I mean, in the sense that you guys came up with this idea five, six years ago, right?

3:09 Guest Yeah.

3:10 Adam How long has it been?

3:11 Guest Four years. This is our fourth one.

3:12 Drew They've been hugely attended, too, right? They're big.

3:15 Guest Yeah.

3:15 Drew People come to this thing.

3:16 Guest Yeah. They've grown each year in attendance. It started off at 13,000 the first year. The second year, I believe it was 30,000. And the third year was at, I believe it was somewhere close to 60.

3:32 Adam Jesus Christ. But this is the first year it's been at the Glenn Hellen Blockbuster. Is that right?

3:37 Guest Yeah. We changed it up. We wanted to...

3:39 Adam You changed it up because the management of the last place you're at doesn't let you back the next year. Is that true?

3:45 Guest No. They definitely wanted us back. Really? We just wanted to have a different venue because it was a little hard on the people, the orange show, you know, the blacktop concrete all day standing on your feet.

3:56 Drew Whoa.

3:57 Guest So it's great for general admission shows, you know, people have fun, but standing on your feet for that amount of time, watching bands and, you know, getting in the mix and stuff, it's kind of hard on people. So we tried to take it to a venue that was a little more convenient for what we're trying to do.

4:15 Adam And I don't think I've ever been to a Glenn Hill and Blockbuster Pavilion. What's the lay of the land, the topography over there, if you will?

4:24 Guest It's a pretty large place. I mean, Steph, you've played it before, right?

4:28 It's out in the middle of nowhere.

4:29 Drew It's like a big grass hill, or is it a big...

4:32 Guest Well, yeah, there's a big grass area, like, way back. Then there's the middle section where there's the seeding and stuff like that. And this year, what we've got them to do was pull out the middle rows of the seeding so that there's, like, a general admission type of area. And it's pretty large, so, you know, they've done a few different things for us there because they understand it's a different kind of festival we're bringing to them.

4:58 Adam And how does it work with, like, all the vendors who are going to be there? Are you guys involved with those guys? Or is that between the park and them? Or how does it work?

5:07 Guest Well, you know, it's a little bit of both. You know, they obviously set up the vendors with all the booths and, you know, most of the vendors, most of the people who want to have something to do with the show, call us and, you know, see how they can be attached to the show.

5:23 Adam Right. And that's coming up this Saturday. And then you got some tours. You going around the country with this? You have a few more?

5:32 Guest Well, we're going to do a few more next year. You know, we tried to this year, but I mean, too many crazy things happening right now to try to pull something like that off. I mean, we really did try, but, you know, you know, he can't stop certain things from happening, obviously.

5:48 Adam But well, let's let's all get out Saturday to Glenn Helen and check out. And I'll give you the list of bands a few times before the night is over. But it's really impressive. I mean, there's I'm looking at saying it looks like there's about 30 bands all total.

6:04 Guest Yeah, there's there's a lot of bands. You know, we, Steph and myself and a couple of the other guys from Fear Factory, we got a band called Kush that we've been doing. I talked about it last time I was here. And we're actually going to play our first set on the second stage at 420 for the Smokeout.

6:21 Adam There's Kush and then it's to the main stage for Cypress Hill and Deftones later on in the evening.

6:27 Yeah, exactly.

6:31 Adam Very cool. I was just thinking all the people are going to be baked watching these guys on the second stage are going to be then standing on the first stage four hours later, even more baked, swearing to God that they've seen this act before. I've seen that dude. That big Mexican dude was singing on the other stage, dude. All right. So Smokeout this Saturday, y'all. Let's go to the phones.

6:57 Drew I'm just keeping it real.

6:59 Thank you, Drew.

7:00 Adam We'll speak to... Joe, Joe, Drew doesn't have to worry about his feet hurting on the hot black top because he's always crowd surfing at those big venues.

7:10 Drew That's great.

7:11 Adam His feet never ever touched the ground. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that.

7:15 Drew That's the key.

7:16 Adam Joe?

7:17 Yeah.

7:18 Adam You're 21?

7:19 Caller That is correct.

7:20 Adam What is up?

7:22 Caller All right. Probably about a month ago, I ordered a Dr. Bross' Miracle Penis Pump, one of those type of deals.

7:29 Adam Sure.

7:30 Drew Good times.

7:31 Adam Yeah.

7:31 Caller It was about my second one that I bought, but this one I kind of took.

7:36 Drew This is something I never contemplated. Wait, hold on a second, Joe. This is something I never contemplated.

7:40 Adam The penis pump?

7:41 Drew The second penis pump. What happened to the first one?

7:46 Caller I just kind of lost interest with it.

7:49 Drew And what? This one was a little more colorful or something? You like the design on it?

7:53 Caller It was a lot cheaper. The seal was better. It had like a hydraulic pump.

7:56 Drew But didn't you sort of convince yourself on the first one that it wasn't going to do anything to you? Or is this for pleasure? Is this for?

8:02 Adam Maybe I grew the first one.

8:04 Caller It actually does work despite whatever you guys think.

8:08 Adam It does?

8:09 Drew What does it do?

8:10 Caller Well, what it does is, you know, it's not like it's causing an erection. What it's doing is it's taking blood there and it's kind of stretching it out. And it's almost like, you know, how it works out when you lift weights, how the muscle repairs itself. It's not a muscle, but still.

8:24 Drew Yeah, it's not a muscle. So it has nothing to do with this.

8:26 Caller But still, the skin has to adapt to the new, you know, pressure that's been put on it.

8:32 Drew But you get skin hanging off the skin, hanging off the tip of the penis.

8:36 Adam This is like giving your colon a workout by eating a lot of meatloaf. I mean, isn't it? I mean, using the same logic, they I'm really packing a lot of tough food down there, hard to digest. I'm really giving that muscle good workout.

8:48 Drew So I'm going to have a super colon and that isn't more logic because there is muscle in the colon. There's no muscle in the penis.

8:54 Adam You saying I got a plan? Dr. Corolla's meatloaf.

8:58 Caller I don't know what kind of plan.

9:02 Adam Hey, Joe. Yeah. So let me ask you, you used a penis pump and you say it's not like an erection. But when you remove it, do you have an erection?

9:11 Caller It's not an erection. But, you know, like, you know, this thing will hang down past your kneecaps. It's totally stretched out. It's engulfed with blood, but it's not hard. So, I mean, theoretically, if you can walk around with this thing all day, you wouldn't have any, you know, self doubt with yourself. I mean, you'd be flying pretty high as far as the pride factory is concerned.

9:32 Adam Well, wait a second, wait a second. If your penis is engulfed with blood, don't you, by definition, have an erection?

9:38 Drew By definition.

9:39 Caller No, but it's not.

9:40 Adam Or engorged, as he wanted to say. Go ahead, Joe.

9:43 Caller It's like it's like if you were small, like if you, you know, you sprained your ankle and the swelling, you know, consisted from, you know, the damage that you've done to the tendons and stuff.

9:52 Adam Yeah. You got, you got.

9:54 Drew Again, except there's no tendons on the penis.

9:56 Adam You have wonderful yet lame angles on all these answers, Joe. If your penis is filled with blood, then you have an erection. All right.

10:06 Drew Don't.

10:07 Caller The problem is.

10:07 Drew How many times have I told you, Adam, not to talk to the caller?

10:10 Adam Joe, how has this helped you in your personal life?

10:13 Caller Well, that's it.

10:14 Drew No, let's go beyond the spiritual life.

10:16 Adam OK.

10:17 Caller The question that I have is what, you know, now, granted, it's made it better, but it's a problem because it's not supposed to do it. What it's doing is it's causing it's almost having the effect of like a tourniquet, I think, because I get these like mushroom things and it'll be like the thickness of a Coke can. We're talking about seven inches around where what it'll swell to about around the head of my penis.

10:39 It's a damn lie and you know it!

10:41 Drew You mean, you mean the, you don't mean the head of the penis swells that big, but there's some tissue just beneath it.

10:47 Caller The flow, you know, that's underneath the head is that.

10:50 Drew Yeah, so that's your, that's the bruise you're talking about. It's the swelling.

10:55 Caller But what's happened now is it's like I have, my penis is almost constantly purple, but I still have the same level of sensitivity. I can still get erections. I can still ejaculate. Everything is normal, but...

11:07 Drew You know, count your blessings.

11:08 Adam Hey Joe, who are you having sex with?

11:12 Caller My wife. Really?

11:14 Caller Yes.

11:14 Adam Somebody married you? I can't believe that. You guys aren't going to have kids, are you?

11:19 Caller Oh, we already have one. Yeah, she's the prettiest girl in the world.

11:25 Why you acting stupid like that?

11:26 Adam She's going to be a dynamite lady.

11:29 Guest He's having too much sex with the penis pump.

11:31 Adam Oh my God.

11:32 Drew Well, Joe, does your wife complain that she needs you to have a larger penis?

11:37 Caller No, that's not the problem.

11:38 Drew All right, so what are you worrying about? What are you doing, wasting time with that pump?

11:41 Caller It's, you know, I'm in the weight lifting and the bigger I get, the smaller my penis gets. Do you understand that proportion-wise?

11:48 Adam Right, right. But, hey Joe, seriously, do you have any psychiatric problems?

11:54 Caller No.

11:55 Adam Okay. All right, listen, here's what you need to do, spend less time on your penis and more time on your daughter.

12:01 Drew Yes, thank you. And by the way, let's get together, give me the diagram, the diagram. I want to show you how the penis works anatomically.

12:09 Adam Don't, you know, aren't retarded people sort of obsessed with their genitalia?

12:15 Drew Yeah.

12:15 Adam And when you talk to like adult guys like Joe over here, don't you get the feeling that there's a little retardism in his voice?

12:22 Drew There's something.

12:23 Adam I mean, that he has a complete preoccupation with his penis.

12:26 Drew I normally think of that as psychiatric pathology, but or character pathology.

12:31 Adam All right.

12:31 Drew No, no, no. I give you a penis.

12:32 Adam Steph, you ever try one of those penis pumps?

12:34 Not yet.

12:35 Adam It sounds tempting, though.

12:36 Caller Here we go.

12:38 Adam The real way to get size out of those is to leave them on. That's my angle. I just paint it beige and leave it there. Hard as rock, baby.

12:45 Drew You see this part here? This is the part that gives you the erection. This thing swells up.

12:49 Adam Drew, we're looking at an anatomical drawing of the penis. Those are the caverns on each side.

12:56 Drew Those, he's saying, don't swell up after he's had it. He's saying it right here.

13:00 Adam The skin?

13:01 Drew The soft tissue between the caverns of his body and the skin swells up. What the hell does that do for you?

13:07 Adam I have no idea.

13:08 Drew It's a giant bruise. Your penis is a giant bruise.

13:10 Guest Forget about it.

13:12 I don't want to break it.

13:13 Adam Listen, you know what we do? Retards call this show and we argue with them all night. You're a doctor, Drew. This guy's got a fifth-grade education. He's really almost retarded and we have these arguments with him all night. Do you understand what that is? What has your life become? That's right.

13:29 Drew No, what has my life become? What the hell is the matter with me?

13:32 Adam That's his follow-up question. Sam?

13:34 Caller Yeah?

13:35 Adam What's up?

13:36 Caller Okay, I'm 17 and about one was six or seven. My older cousin actually sexually abused me.

13:46 Drew Well, we missed all that.

13:47 Adam Somebody sexually abused you?

13:48 Caller My older cousin.

13:49 Adam Older cousin.

13:51 Caller Wow.

13:51 Adam Where are you from? What's your nationality?

13:53 Caller Chinese.

13:54 Adam Okay. So your older cousin sexually abused you. How old was he when you were seven?

14:00 Caller Two years old.

14:01 Drew Nine or 10. Okay. All right. What's the question?

14:05 Caller I haven't spoke to him since, but the last time I spoke to one of my relatives, and something about his being gay or something.

14:12 Drew What's your question, Sam?

14:15 Caller After that, nothing happened to me, but about three years later, I started masturbating to orgasm, and I had the problem ever since, but I tried to stop.

14:27 Drew Your problem is that you masturbate until orgasm?

14:29 Caller Yeah.

14:29 Drew That's a problem.

14:30 Caller Yeah.

14:31 Adam That's a goal.

14:31 Caller I mean, yeah, but it's like three or four times a week. That's a problem.

14:37 Drew Why is that?

14:38 Adam That's a little light.

14:39 That's what I'm saying.

14:40 Drew That's nowhere near Adam's usual pace.

14:42 Adam When I was 17, I had that by noon on Monday. Do you understand?

14:48 Guest That's his brunch.

14:49 Adam Yeah.

14:50 Caller Does that do any real damage to you like physical-wise?

14:53 Adam Jesus, I hope not.

14:55 Drew Masturbating a little bit?

14:58 Adam Yeah, you're fine. Three days a week, you're all right.

15:01 Drew That's nothing, Sam.

15:02 Caller Okay. People in a sector-

15:04 Drew Will that do any permanent damage to you?

15:05 Caller What? Will that do any permanent damage to you? Like, I mean, not speaking out.

15:09 Adam I pulled a calf muscle once, and I don't think it's been right since the 11th grade. I really mean, I walked with a little limp.

15:16 Drew Sam, I want you to be very clear. This cannot hurt you. Not only cannot not hurt you, you're actually doing it less than many of your peers. Okay. Do you understand that?

15:25 Adam Not your Chinese peers, but your other peers at school, like, you know.

15:31 Drew Yeah. Um, so hang on a second, Sam, listen to this. Adam, seriously, you were 17. How many times a week? Seriously, conservative.

15:37 Adam I can't really even calculate the week because-

15:39 Drew Conservative.

15:41 Adam See, here's how I could figure the week out. If there were 10 days in a week, it'd be easy. It'd be like, okay, times 10, 80 times a week, you know? But the seven screws me up, you know?

15:50 Drew Just give me a number.

15:51 Adam Cause I'm at like, and plus I don't go in whole numbers cause I average like 6.7 times a day, times seven, I don't even, what's that? 190? I don't even know what that was.

16:00 Drew For Sam, for Sam. For Sam?

16:02 Adam 45, 50?

16:03 Drew 45 times a week, Sam, was Adam's pace.

16:06 Adam That was during the school year. During the summer, I'd step it up about 25%. You know, days were longer.

16:12 Drew You think he's kidding. He isn't.

16:14 Caller Oh, cause, yeah. Well.

16:15 Adam Sam, you're fine.

16:16 The mind is a terrible thing.

16:19 Caller Okay, my general question is, if I, I don't know if I should keep this up, but like, for example, 10 years from now, will I have like any problem with kids and anything like that?

16:31 Adam No.

16:31 Drew Sam, how many different ways do we have to tell you to say this is normal?

16:35 Caller All right.

16:36 Adam You're going good, buddy.

16:37 Caller All right, thanks.

16:38 Drew Relax.

16:38 Adam You're doing good. All right. Take care of yourself. What a problem with kids.

16:44 Drew Well, his chi will have been sort of depleted, see?

16:47 Adam Yeah. What happened to all the semen?

16:49 Drew All the chi is gone.

16:50 Adam Well, wait a minute. Sam is Chinese, so he's got some of that chi.

16:53 Drew That's the point.

16:53 Adam Right?

16:54 Drew Yeah.

16:55 Adam Yeah.

16:55 Drew That chi thinking.

16:56 Adam Yeah, that can't be true. If that is true that your semen is sort of your energizing chi that drives you, I've been walking around at about 40% for my entire life.

17:08 Drew You're like inside out.

17:09 Adam Yeah.

17:09 Drew You're sucking things from the world.

17:12 Adam I should be like 300 pounds, 7'8, be able to dunk one of those mini fridges with just one hand. Now I can barely drive an automatic.

17:24 Caller Jack?

17:26 Adam That's right. I got to find my chi. Jack, you're 18.

17:30 Drew Jack?

17:31 Adam Jack? All right. Let's put Jack on hold. Steph is here from the Deftones and B-Real from Cypress Hill, of course, talking about the big dust smokeout this week, Saturday, at the Glenn Hill and Blockbuster Pavilion. Ronnie?

17:47 Caller Hey, what's up? Adam, Drew, you guys rock.

17:49 Adam Right. What's happening?

17:50 Caller What's up? B-Real?

17:51 What's happening?

17:53 Caller Hey, Stephen, dude, you guys are my favorite band ever. Thank you, man. I kind of had two questions. I heard like you guys were going to come out with like a home video or something.

18:03 One day. We've got many plans for many things, but we're pretty slow.

18:08 Caller Oh, really? And are you guys coming to Portland anytime soon?

18:13 I'm not sure. Maybe at the end of the month, but nothing's in stone right now.

18:18 Adam You got a website or something that people can look you up on and find out where you're going to be touring?

18:24 Yeah, we can go to deftones.com and it's updated semi-regular. It's not like always up to date, but it's pretty good.

18:33 Caller Okay, Ronnie?

18:34 Yeah.

18:34 Adam The band has a fairly laid back approach to their career, but I appreciate that. I'm not doubt they're pimping bumper stickers and whatnot. Ronnie, you okay?

18:44 Yeah.

18:44 Adam You good?

18:45 Caller Yeah.

18:46 Adam All right, buddy.

18:46 Caller All right.

18:47 Adam Take care of yourself. Let's talk to Lauren who's online six. Lauren, you're 18. What's up?

18:53 Caller Yeah, my boyfriend has a rash on his testicles and it's moving up towards the top of his penis and it's like a-

19:01 Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

19:05 Caller Well, it's kind of like a dry scanner, like a blister, but it's just spreading pretty fast.

19:11 Be concerned.

19:12 Caller I was wondering if I need to be worried about it. I've been with him for a long time, so.

19:16 Drew Can you email her? Can you take a picture?

19:18 Adam No, Drew. Drew had this great plan where folks were going to email their skin conditions to us and I saw these infected penises.

19:28 Drew Because people cannot describe skin conditions. I can't get the info I need.

19:32 Adam Well, he says.

19:33 Caller It's like dry flaky skin.

19:35 Drew It could be eczema. It could be fungus.

19:38 Adam Well, she said there were some blisters on it too, right? Drew, do you want to see a picture of an infected sack?

19:44 Caller It's not like, it's just dry, like dry skin and it's just spreading.

19:47 Drew I don't know what it is.

19:48 Adam Oh, well, maybe it's got just some heat rash.

19:51 Drew What the hell does that mean?

19:52 Adam Well, he, listen.

19:53 Drew It's like ridiculous.

19:54 Adam Okay, but let me explain something. During the summer, guys work up a little heat down there.

20:00 Drew Fungus.

20:01 Adam It flares up. It's like athlete's balls, right? That's right.

20:04 Drew Fungus, yeah.

20:05 Adam Why don't they call jock itch athlete's balls?

20:09 Drew Athlete's nuts.

20:10 Adam Because they got athlete's feet, right?

20:12 Drew Athlete's nuts.

20:13 Caller Yeah, why not?

20:14 Adam No, because that implies that they're crazy.

20:16 Drew Oh, athlete's testes, athlete's scrotum, athlete's scrotum. Athlete's sac.

20:20 When you hear jock itch, you know what jock itch means. I mean, athletes are scratching balls all day. Yeah.

20:27 Adam So, maybe that's what he's got.

20:28 Drew Maybe a little Lamisil or Loetrement over the counter. And if that doesn't clear it up, peel it up, he's got to see someone.

20:36 Caller Okay.

20:36 Adam All right.

20:37 Caller Thanks a lot.

20:37 Don't touch it, though.

20:38 Adam Good times, good times. Listen, you've got to let your balls breathe. You've got to let everything down there breathe.

20:44 Guest You've got to air it out, man. Come on.

20:46 Adam And wear baggy shorts and no underpants. And what I do once in a while, I have a shop vac at my house, you know, one of those big, wet dry shop vac. And I know suction is no good for the sack, but if you take the hose and flop it around to the outlet side, you can blow like a 700 CFM worth of air in there.

21:07 Drew A handheld dryer. And now that you've got a theme song when you enter a restaurant, this would be quite a sight if you were.

21:13 Adam You guys want to hear my new theme song?

21:15 Guest Sure.

21:25 Adam It's catchy, huh?

21:27 Caller Sure.

21:27 Adam People would hear it and know I was coming, you know?

21:30 Caller What?

21:32 Adam And it makes it seem like you're drunk.

21:36 It is kind of drunk.

21:37 Adam Yeah, it's not really... Why is there a difference between high music and drunk music? This is drunk music.

21:44 Caller What's it?

21:44 Adam High music has got to have like a reggae riff to it?

21:47 Guest No.

21:51 Adam All music you hear is high music, B-Real.

21:53 Guest Pretty much.

21:55 Caller All right.

21:56 Adam We're going to take ourselves.

21:58 There you go.

22:00 Caller Hey, hey.

22:05 Adam Deftones and Cypress Hill. They're going to be out at the Glenn Helen Blockbuster Pavilion this Saturday. All ages there, kiddies, for the big smokeout. Everybody's going to be there. Long Beach Dub's All Stars, Afro Man, Suicidal Tendencies, Fear Factory, NoFX, Busta Rhymes, everybody.

22:24 Caller All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

22:33 Adam Hey, everybody, it's The Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Steph is here from the Deftones, as well as Be Real from Cypress Hill, that's both on the bill this Saturday, along with, and I don't have time to name all of them, but Buster Rhymes and No Effects, and Fear Factory, and Red Man, and Method Man, and Suicidal Tendencies, Afro Man, Long Beach Double Stars, Rumble Fish, that's half the people that are on the main stage, and then there's a second stage, and a dance tent, and that's all at the Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion, which is this Saturday, all ages, in Los Angeles, Glen Helen Regional Park, or something, is that where that is? What the hell is that, San Bernardino?

23:24 Guest Yeah, San Bernardino.

23:25 Adam All right, that gate's open at 10. The tickets are discounted, and it's all ages, so get on, bring the kids, bring grandma.

23:35 Guest Get off your ass and go.

23:38 Adam And enjoy yourself, please, it's time. Let's talk to Tanya, who's 18. Tanya?

23:45 Guest Hi.

23:45 Adam What's up?

23:47 Guest OK, it's a little complicated. I have this guy harassing me, and I don't know what to do about it, because I didn't think that we had a serious relationship. I didn't do anything with this guy. I didn't even like him that much. I just went on a couple of dates with him, and then he calls me up one day after. We kind of partied a little bit together.

24:07 Drew What does that mean?

24:08 Guest Oh, he was drinking. I didn't drink. I don't drink. I don't.

24:13 Adam Right. No, she snorts heroin.

24:16 Drew No. Yeah, I got it.

24:18 Adam I'm cool. How old is he?

24:21 Guest He's 25.

24:22 No, 24.

24:23 23.

24:24 24.

24:25 24.

24:25 Be nice, be firm, state your case, and if he doesn't want to listen, move on.

24:30 Guest No, I called the cops on him.

24:31 Well, then don't worry about it. Call him again.

24:33 Guest Restraining order. I didn't do anything about him.

24:35 Adam Well, what is he doing exactly? You went on how many dates?

24:39 Guest Not even how many days. It was kind of like over a couple of months. We met each other. We talked a lot over the phone. And we went out on Easter.

24:50 Adam What was the deal breaker for you with him? I mean, you obviously liked him enough to be interested at the beginning.

24:55 Guest Yeah, I was kind of interested in him.

24:57 He was kind of cool.

24:58 Caller And then...

24:59 Someone else cooler came along.

25:01 Caller No, no.

25:03 Adam What happened?

25:04 Guest Or he wasn't cool enough.

25:05 Guest No, not even that. No, seriously.

25:07 Drew What happened?

25:08 Adam You know what I always love? Hold on. I love it when you're... You can't tell anybody why they broke up with somebody. Yeah. They'll always deny it. Like, you'll go, you met this dude. Yeah. We went on some dates. Yeah. And I thought he was great. Yeah. But then he wasn't so great anymore. No, no, no. Not good looking. No, no. Not smart. No.

25:27 Drew That you'll come back with.

25:29 Adam No, no.

25:30 Drew But then she comes back with, he wasn't good looking.

25:33 Adam Right, right. You cannot tell somebody why they broke up with someone because they always think it makes him shallow if you say you broke up for any reason. Why did you break up with him? See, she's even denying that.

25:45 Guest Oh, so you were never, she was never with him.

25:47 Adam I know you didn't break up with him, but you stopped going out with him.

25:52 He said something dumb, I'm sure.

25:54 Adam All right, you never stopped going out with him, then you guys are continually going out.

25:58 Drew And everything's fine.

25:59 Adam Everything's fine. She never stopped going out with him. No, you guys broke up. No, we didn't. We never were together. Well, you went out. No, will you stop going out? No.

26:11 Drew Maybe this guy's a vigilante. Maybe he's not psycho.

26:15 Adam All right, I'll give you one more chance. You did stop going out with him, didn't you?

26:18 Guest Yes.

26:19 Drew Why?

26:20 Guest Because he called me one day and he said, you keep calling me. I'm like, and I was at a horse show. I wasn't even home to call him. I was even around to call him. And he was like, you've been calling me all day since like eight o'clock this morning. I'm like, dude, at 730, I left the house. I haven't been here. I haven't been able to call you.

26:39 Drew And so because he had a misconstrued-

26:40 Guest He had a conniption fit about something I didn't do.

26:43 Drew And so you dropped him at that point.

26:45 Guest Yeah, I was like, okay, you know what? You're psycho. That's nice. Okay, whatever. I really don't want to deal with this. I'm not that interested in you.

26:52 Caller Hold on.

26:52 Drew Okay, you got the picture now.

26:53 Adam Yeah, Tanya, you're good looking. Really?

26:55 Caller Right?

26:56 Guest What?

26:56 Adam You're good looking?

26:57 Guest I think so.

26:58 Adam Yeah, I know. It's more than that. I know. Enjoy this. Enjoy this brief window in your life where you can be a colossal bitch to everybody because you're super hot and there's nothing we can do about it. Because it will not last forever. One day you will have to pay the fiddler. You will not be at the horse show, you will be the horse. Do you understand that concept? So enjoy this little window here. All right. Hold on. Do you have those riding pants?

27:23 Guest Yeah.

27:24 Adam Does it like they're kind of beige colored?

27:27 Guest I don't have beige colored ones.

27:28 Adam What color? Black?

27:29 Guest I have all kinds of colors.

27:30 Adam Are they like cream colored? You have riding pants, though?

27:32 Guest I do. I have barebacks. I have wranglers.

27:34 Guest See, she's milking it right now.

27:37 Adam You got those boots that go up high? Those riding boots?

27:41 Drew Of course she does. You do?

27:42 Adam Oh, you're so hot, aren't you? You know you're so hot.

27:47 Guest Adam's going to go get his, like, what percentage would this be right now? So we were talking about it earlier. Right.

27:55 Drew More like what's her number relative to yours, Adam?

27:59 Adam Listen, I could have 10 radio shows. She still have a higher number than me.

28:03 Guest Jesus Christ, I swear to God, I talk on the phone and I get head on. This is bad. Anyway.

28:08 Adam You're that hot, baby. Enjoy. Just enjoy it. Okay.

28:14 Drew She doesn't hear that part of this.

28:15 Adam Now, believe me, here's the mistake that a lot of you super hot 18 year old chicks with the riding pants make. You think it's you because to you, it is you. This is me. This is my personality. This is my vibe. But wait till your vibe starts getting a little wrinkly and you get those weird freckles on your chest and you get them little crow's feet around your eyes and your vibe starts sagging just a little bit. All of a sudden, it ain't going to be about you anymore. But see, you don't understand that. I mean, you know you're hot, but you can't separate you from your hotness. You know what I mean? It's Tanya. It's not the hot 18 year old. All right, Tanya.

28:55 Caller I don't think I'm that hot.

28:57 Adam Oh, I know you are though. I'm telling you.

29:00 Guest Okay, back to my problem.

29:01 Drew So you blew this guy off because he was slightly upsetting to you.

29:05 Guest Oh, yeah. I was just like, okay.

29:06 Drew Which speaks volumes about your sense of relationships and other people.

29:09 Adam All right, but this guy's probably an idiot. This guy's an idiot anyway, I'm sure.

29:13 Guest I want to hear about these volumes.

29:14 Adam Well, look, the point is he kept going. He kept psycho calling you.

29:19 Guest So two days later, this girl calls me and threatens to kill me if I don't stop talking to Jared. Like, okay, I'm really talk to him. Right, okay, that's great. And I hung up on her.

29:31 Drew I hung up on her.

29:32 Guest I hung up on her. Good, good, good. And she's like, hey, she called me back again. And I hung up on her again. Then I turned off my phone. So she couldn't call me back again. Right. But I got lost.

29:40 Adam We did the math on the phone, turn off part, but. So, okay, you called the cops.

29:45 Guest So, yeah, my uncle Dan's a sheriff. So I told him. And he came and knocked on his door and said, hey, yo, it's like this. You don't stop talking to Tanya. There's gonna be some serious consequences to it. But he won't stop talking to me. The problem is my uncle Dan, I mean, he loves me to pieces. And I'm sure he'd love to take my dad out. All right.

30:02 Adam Well, send uncle Dan over there again.

30:04 Caller No, no.

30:05 Guest Uncle Dan can't because he'd lose his job. Okay. I mean, I'm sure he would if he could, but he can't.

30:10 Caller So he's not. You know what I'm saying?

30:11 Adam Hold on a second. I gotta get a scratch.

30:13 Drew He would if he could, but he can't. So he's not. Got it?

30:17 Guest He would if he could, but he can't. Go get a restraining order for Christ's sake. It's that much of a problem.

30:22 Adam Tanya had to be hot.

30:24 Or just get over it.

30:25 Guest Yeah, she was born hot, so those are the consequences of hotness. Right.

30:29 Adam And I'm sorry for what this guy's doing, and it doesn't mean it's not a serious problem, but there's really not a whole lot you can do. If he calls, you just hang up the second he utters a word.

30:39 Drew This is one of the rare occasions when I really would like to get the other side of the story. I mean, I always know it's gonna be different, but this time I have a feeling maybe profoundly different.

30:47 Adam Yeah, but did you ever have some bitch just bust your balls and you couldn't stand that she just busted your balls and she was walking away laughing?

30:56 Drew But this is more than I think.

30:57 Adam She couldn't kill her or nothing?

30:59 Drew I think they really had a relationship.

31:01 Adam So you have a friend kill...

31:02 Drew In his head.

31:03 Adam Oh.

31:03 Drew See, I think he was really into this.

31:05 Adam Well, we all know too when you're a young guy and you're going out with some hot chick with the riding pants, three, four dates and you think it's game on sometimes. I mean, you can be much further along at three. That's an interesting concept.

31:21 Drew But you can be infatuated. I mean, you can be in deep.

31:24 Adam All right. But here's the deal. At date on date one, you guys are both, you know where you're at. I mean, you're on the same page as the first date. And at date 10, if it gets that far, you basically know where you're at with that too. But it's that three, four and five date range where one of the partners can be way out in front of the other ones.

31:45 Caller Right. You always have expectations of what somebody will be. Then they don't say something, then you're like, oh, man.

31:52 Drew How long have you dated that one you ended up crying outside the sorority and hanging out there in bushes?

31:56 Adam Well, first off, it wasn't crying. It was weeping.

31:59 Drew Weeping on the stairs outside the sorority.

32:02 Adam How dare you try to humiliate me in front of my rock star friend?

32:05 Drew How long had you been dating her before that happened?

32:07 Adam I wasn't weeping out front of her sorority. I went over to her house to get my softball mitt and I found a condom under her bed.

32:16 Drew It was very soiled kind of thing. You and I years ago did a little presentation of sorority and you went, Oh my God, this is the sorority.

32:24 Adam That's the sorority house that she went to.

32:27 Drew How many days? Or how many weeks?

32:30 Adam How many weeks before she dumped me? We went out for a good like nine, ten months before she dumped me. Then I was freaked out for a good year and a half. You know, it's a tough realization.

32:40 Caller You need that weeping to get strong though.

32:43 Adam Yeah, it didn't work. Here's the tough realization. When you realize you've been mourning somebody longer than you went out with them, like where you dated someone for six months and they dumped you, and you've been bummed out and you're now in month number eight, and you stop and realize, wait a minute, I've been screwed up longer than we were together.

33:02 Guest Yeah, she's probably been boning a couple of guys.

33:05 Adam Maybe a whole rugby team.

33:09 Guest Yeah, maybe a whole rugby team.

33:11 Adam All right, Mark.

33:13 Guest How you doing?

33:14 Adam You're 25, what's up?

33:16 Caller Thanks for taking my call and you guys are great. And be real, I saw you guys in New York at Tilla Center, CW Post a long time ago and you guys are hot.

33:24 Guest Thanks, man.

33:26 Drew Are you in Manhattan or you?

33:27 Caller I'm in Long Island. All right. I have a problem. Going out with this girl for two years and about seven years ago, she was assaulted, beaten pretty bad and almost raped. She's been dealing rough with it for years and now she gets a letter that he's going to be coming out on parole.

33:52 Drew I'm sorry, who is this woman to you?

33:53 Caller My girlfriend.

33:54 Drew How long have you been with her?

33:55 Caller Two years.

33:55 Adam Did she know this guy?

33:58 Caller Just with an acquaintance and he took her in a car and she couldn't get out.

34:06 Drew How's your relationship been with her over these two years?

34:08 Caller It's been great. As far as I'm concerned, it's gotten better as it's progressed, as we've got to know each other.

34:17 Drew It's been stable, no chaos?

34:19 Caller No. We've known each other for a very long time, ever since we were younger. We got to know each other and the little things that get in the way of relationships, arguments are normal, but everything's great now.

34:33 Adam All right, so this guy's due to be paroled soon.

34:35 Caller Yeah.

34:36 Adam And is he going to be paroled back into your community, as far as you know?

34:41 Caller Close. As far as we know where he used to live, so he knows where she lives.

34:47 Caller So she doesn't want him around, you don't want him around, right?

34:49 Caller Oh, of course. No, she didn't know him as a friend, just an acquaintance, somebody knew him.

34:54 Drew All right, got it. What's your question for us now?

34:57 Caller She, it affects our relationship because it bothers her, as I mean, as you can expect, she has nightmares about it. It drives her crazy to the point where she has trouble doing a lot of things in life, just because she feels that it's ruined her life.

35:13 Drew You're doing a lot of things in life. What does that mean?

35:15 Caller She just doesn't feel that she can do things that she used to. She has scars from it, as well as permanent damage to her back and stuff. She used to dance, she can't do that anymore.

35:28 Adam What, the guy just freaked on her and just really beat her up?

35:31 Caller Yeah. He's had that problem before, after the fact, after the courts and everything.

35:36 Caller Sounds like he's got a beating coming to him, so when he shows up, serve him up. Simple as that. He'll save her a lot of emotional pain by seeing him get whooped up.

35:46 Caller I know, but I'm worried that I might not be there when it happens, so there's more than one thing going on. First of all, what's the easiest way for me to help her deal with this? I always have trouble helping her deal with things. As far as I'm...

36:01 Adam Well, does she ever get any counseling or anything?

36:03 Caller She has in the past, and...

36:05 Drew You're not her therapist. You're not her mental health professional. You can't do anything other than be her boyfriend and to urge her to get appropriate care. Why do I get the distinct feeling there's more here?

36:18 Caller Well, why?

36:19 Adam What do you mean?

36:19 Drew More with her, more going on. I mean, she's perfect, having a group, having a perfect... Normal, pre-natural, but she has nightmares, intrusive thoughts, that she can't function and...

36:27 Adam She was severely traumatized. Well, that's the point, though. Maybe she has a post-traumatic stress disorder.

36:31 Drew Well, but post-traumatic stress... The probability of that is dependent on your condition coming into the stress.

36:35 Adam All right.

36:36 Drew And secondly, why hasn't that been treated?

36:38 Adam Hey, Mark?

36:40 Caller Yeah.

36:40 Adam Did she have any problems before this? Childhood, that kind of stuff? Has she ever abused before?

36:46 Caller Not that I know of, no.

36:47 Adam Her dad's a good guy?

36:48 Caller Yeah, he was a great guy.

36:49 Adam No one had slapped her around or did anything to her?

36:52 Drew Why hasn't she had effective treatment? That's what I understand.

36:54 Caller Well, she says it doesn't help her. And she's... I can say she's stubborn, so she doesn't want to go back. She went again recently.

37:01 Drew Well...

37:01 Caller I urged her on, and she went, and she stopped.

37:04 Drew All right. Well, that's... You got to get her to fall through on treatment. She doesn't... I don't know why she's stopping, but that's the problem.

37:10 Adam So, Mark.

37:11 Caller Yeah.

37:11 Adam And so, your only angle is that she's got to get treatment.

37:15 Caller I agree with that. All right.

37:16 Adam And that's about it. I mean, otherwise, you know, you can be supportive and everything, but she's not going to get much better unless she puts in the time.

37:23 Caller Yeah.

37:23 Adam I mean, it's rehab, essentially. It's like physical therapy for your brain.

37:28 Caller Well, I don't know how long she went, so...

37:30 Adam Well, that's your angle.

37:31 Caller Yeah. All right? Yeah.

37:33 Adam All right. This is a nightmare. I couldn't imagine.

37:36 Drew No, it's not necessarily a nightmare.

37:37 Adam No, I couldn't. Listen, you ever been around a chick who, like, lost a cat 15 years ago and they're still freaked out? They see a cat, see a movie with a cat on it, they watch it, Sabrina, The Teenage Wish, they see the animatronic cat and they start crying. Could you imagine being with someone who was, you know, severely beaten and, you know, raped and... You know what I mean?

37:56 Guest Yeah.

37:56 Adam It'd just be hard. You'd go to a movie and someone would be getting beaten up or something and she'd freak out.

38:02 Guest Definitely. I mean, it's hard going into a relationship with the person's luggage they have from the last one. Right. So something like that.

38:09 Adam Right. And this is a UPS truck full of parcels. And, you know, I always feel sorry for these people. It's like, I don't want to neglect them. But on the other hand, it's really tough on the young partner that they have to try to see them through this. And it's kind of up to them, unfortunately, because it's like you were the one who were beat, you were victimized once, but unfortunately now you're the one who has to repair yourself in a sense too, by doing the work. And that's what he has to urge her to do. We're going to take a little break. Steph is here from Deftones. B Reel is here from Cypress Hill. Smoke out this Saturday, Los Angeles. We will tell you more about that when we come back.

38:53 Caller Love Line for the Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

38:57 Adam Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there to my left. That would be to your right if you're facing the radio. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Steph is here from the Deftones as well as B Reel from Cypress Hill. And they're going to be at the smoke out. And that's in Los Angeles. Los Angeles County, that is. Glendale, sorry, Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion. All ages. Doors open at 10 a.m. And everybody who says somebody is going to be there. Of course, Deftones and Cypress Hill are going to be there. Busta Rhymes, No Effects, Fear Factory. Method Man, Red Man. Let's see. All the guys with the name Man at the end.

39:42 Drew I'm just reading the names.

39:43 Adam Suicidal Tendencies, Afro Man. There's another man's going to be here. Long Beach Dub All Stars, Rumble Fish. Oh my god.

39:49 Guest A slew of artists.

39:51 Adam Yeah, big. And that's the main stage. And I mean, there's more in the main stage too. I'm not mentioning everybody. Second stage is even more guys.

40:02 Drew You're ready for something written by Method Man's PR? Ready?

40:06 Adam Yeah.

40:07 Drew The varied spectrum of rap music personalities includes few true superstars, individuals whose credentials encompass the grittiest street reverence, as well as the jiggiest pop life glamour.

40:16 Adam That's right. That's right. That's why you need a pop assist. Alright, well he'll be there. And I'm sure he doesn't know one word that's on that bio. But there's gonna be a lot of smoke going on backstage, I'm guessing.

40:31 Guest Definitely.

40:32 Caller We'll be barbecuing.

40:33 Guest We'll be barbecuing, we'll be smoking. I mean, this is like the first smokeout where I've actually had most of my friends on, you know, the bill. A lot of acts on the bill, you know, in the previous years. You know, we just, you know, barely know. We did a couple shows here and there, but these are all bands that we actually hang out with, like the guys from Fear Factory. They're on tour right now. They're listening to the show in Detroit right now, actually.

41:02 Adam And is there gonna be a little cross- polonization? You think some of the guys may step out on stage with some of the other guys from some of the other bands?

41:10 Guest Well, yeah. That's what the Kush Project is, you know.

41:14 Caller Right.

41:14 Adam That's on the second stage, about 4, 430, something like that.

41:17 Guest Yeah, 420. Yeah, but you know, you might see various members of all these bands with the other bands at some point during the shows, you know.

41:26 Caller Right, right.

41:27 Adam Like if Method Man has your pipe or something. Yeah, I might have to go snatch it back.

41:34 Guest Give me that damn big bat, man.

41:38 Adam Joe.

41:39 How are you doing, man?

41:40 Adam Good, you're 29. What's up?

41:41 Caller I'm 29 and I listen to your show a lot. I like both of you guys quite a bit. I have true respect for your fortitude. You talk to a lot of idiots.

41:50 Adam Thank you.

41:50 Caller Yeah, whatever.

41:51 Adam Thank you.

41:52 Caller Yeah, man. The thing I want to talk about is I am totally marijuana dedicated, but I'm 29. I own my own business. I got really nice insurance and I want to stop, but I want to talk to my doctor about it. How do I talk to my doctor about it? I'm pretty sure I'm on the marijuana maintenance plan.

42:11 Drew Yeah. You know what you need to do? You need to ask your doctor for a referral. You're on HMO, though. That's what somebody told me. Is that right?

42:18 Caller Yeah. I bought really nice insurance.

42:21 Drew HMO doesn't imply necessarily really nice, but be that as it may, you need to talk to someone who has an addiction medicine certification. Your doctor probably will not understand exactly what's needed to take care of this problem. If you really are serious.

42:36 Caller Do you think that might be?

42:37 Drew No. You need to talk to an addictionologist, because it's a tricky problem. And it's not something that if you people really haven't dealt with it and been through it with people, no way they can they can advise you on how to deal with this. You need to talk to a psychiatrist who has addiction medicine certification.

42:53 Caller I missed the problem.

42:55 Drew He's smoking and wants to quit. He wants to stop.

42:57 Caller Okay. I listen to you guys and I listen to you a lot.

43:00 He wants to stop.

43:01 Caller What's wrong?

43:02 Caller I talk to these people who are complete fools.

43:06 Caller I'm 31. I get high every day. I'm not a fool. What's that, Joe? It's all right.

43:11 Caller I listen to these people and I go, at least I'm not them as I light my fifth joint for the day.

43:15 Caller Yeah, I do more than that. You'll be all right.

43:17 Adam Yeah, but he's not in a band.

43:18 Drew He's trying to run a business.

43:21 Caller I got to remember to do things.

43:23 Drew Here's the two most...

43:26 Caller Riding them down is a great way to get things done.

43:28 Adam I just thought of a good idea, scratch pad on the bone. Like one of those Mark Solont Magic Erase boards on the bone.

43:34 Caller Or you could do like that Memento guy and just tattoo yourself.

43:37 Guest Yeah, well, you know, hey, look, it's...

43:39 Caller Go to work in the morning.

43:41 Guest It's no doubt that it's for some and sometimes it ain't for everybody. If it's not for him, then, you know, so be it.

43:51 Adam Sometimes it's for some for a while, too. And then it's not for them anymore.

43:55 Drew That's usually what happens. It stops working. And that's when people start to smoke more pot in the acceleration in terms of the feelings of depression, anxiety and sleep problems and not being able to find your car keys. I'm sure that's a big one, Joe.

44:06 Caller Oh, yeah. Or forgetting your appointments. Dude, I have grandiose dreams for my business.

44:11 Drew And you can't do them. Yeah, you can't do them.

44:13 Caller Like I have these great ideas. I write them down. I look at them in the next day. I'm like, oh, my God, I must have been high. Or I make business deals when I am high.

44:20 Caller Baby steps. You got to do everything bit by bit. You can't have it all tomorrow.

44:24 Drew And what happens in those deals?

44:25 Guest I get, you know.

44:26 Caller Oh, like, sometimes I just kind of underbid myself.

44:30 Drew Yeah, stay focused.

44:30 Caller And then I get to the deal and I get to the end, I'm like, oh, my God, this is the money I made. I must have been high.

44:36 Caller Yeah, you got to stay more focused.

44:37 Caller Most likely I was high.

44:39 Caller Yeah, don't blame the weed. Don't blame the weed.

44:40 Adam No, the weed's good. Don't go to bed.

44:42 Guest Everybody functions different off of it, you know.

44:45 Adam No, so I know guys who smoke weed all day and they go to work and they're fine.

44:50 Drew And everyone's fine for a while. And then how long that while is, is one year for some, 30 years for others.

44:57 Caller But you have to admit, if you weren't high all the time, there'd be times of real quality production and there'd be times of laziness. It would be there anyway.

45:06 Adam Yeah.

45:06 Drew So Joe, the problem is that the first six months of abstinence after you've been on a maintenance program, there is a period of very high risk for actually suicide, believe it or not. The biology of recovery of the brain during that time makes people very, very depressed.

45:21 Adam All right.

45:21 Drew And the staying stop part, the staying stop part, man, I've been in the And the staying stop part, the staying stop part, man, I've been in the And the staying stop part, the staying stop part, is extremely difficult.

45:27 Adam He told me to go to the specialist.

45:28 Guest He needs to join the Cush school and we'll, you know, fix that problem right quick. We'll go rehabilitate him.

45:34 Adam You'll have him on brownies. See, you're not smoking weed anymore.

45:37 Guest You got us smoking.

45:39 Adam Adam?

45:40 Guest Yeah, what's going on?

45:41 Adam You're 24. It says here you had a coffee enema.

45:45 Guest Yeah.

45:46 Adam Um, did you?

45:48 Yeah, I tried it.

45:49 Caller Why? Why?

45:50 Well, the girlfriend tried it.

45:52 Drew Why did she do it?

45:53 Why?

45:54 Drew Why did she do it?

45:55 She always wanted to.

45:57 Drew Why?

45:58 Caller I don't know. She just had this weird thing about it. I wanted dirty, warm water myself, right? Because coffee, you know, it only goes in one hole.

46:06 Guest You needed to wake that ass up.

46:10 Caller That was a dirty butt. You needed to clean it.

46:12 Caller No, really. It's kind of hard to take the kids to the pool now, if you know what I mean.

46:16 Guest Oh, no. Jesus.

46:17 Drew Why? You have a leak?

46:18 Guest I don't know.

46:18 Caller I just wonder if it's from that or just, I don't know.

46:22 Drew We got to take a break.

46:23 Adam Hold on there, Adam.

46:25 Guest It's a memorandum, AD.

46:26 Drew It's hard to take the kids to the pool.

46:28 Adam She's got a leak. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Steph's here from Deftones. We have B-Real from Cypress Hill. We'll take a break. We'll get back with Anima. Anima. I took Adam and Anima made it in one word. We'll be back with Anima.

46:43 Caller Anima.

46:47 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Steph is here from the Deftones. B-Real is here from Cypress Hill. They will both be at the Smokeout coming up this Saturday. Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion. That is in, well, it's in Los Angeles, Greater Los Angeles. You should be able to find out. How do you find? Is there a website or something? Or how do you get information about this beside me?

47:21 Guest Yeah, they can get on our website, smokeout.net, and they can get directions how to get to the Blockbuster Pavilion.

47:31 Adam If you like Cypress Hill and you like the Deftones, then you're going to like the other 178 bands that are going to be there. Because it's not like you pull some BS. It's not like Toad the Wet Sprocket is going to be mixed in somewhere.

47:50 Caller Catherine Wheel.

47:51 Adam Not like Catherine. It's true. Where did you get Catherine Wheel from? I haven't even thought of that band in like six years.

47:58 Guest It's a real diverse line up, man. We try to make it as diverse as possible every time we do the smoke out. That's what makes it different from other venues.

48:10 Adam It's all music. It's like there's a lot of foods you can eat with red wine, but they all have red wine in common. There's a lot of music, but it all goes well with the weed. Yeah.

48:22 Guest Yeah. Definitely because you could listen to the Deftones while you're stoned out.

48:26 Drew Yeah.

48:27 Guest I have our many occasions.

48:28 Drew Do the police threaten you guys around? Do they give you trouble?

48:31 Guest No. I mean most of those guys come up to us, hey man, if we weren't on duty, you know, hey, we get a toke.

48:38 Caller We get a toke.

48:41 Adam All right. We will hop back. Yeah, go ahead.

48:44 Guest Well, we definitely want to stress to people who, you know, who have been inquiring about our project, our side project, the Kush thing, all the Fear Factory fans, Def Tone fans, Cypress Hill fans, the 420, the second stage, we will be performing the first time as this band and we want people to check it out. But, you know, aside from that, let's get back to the fo-mat.

49:10 Adam Here we go. We're getting back with Adam.

49:13 Caller Hey, thank you for not calling me Adama.

49:15 Adam Well, Adama over here, whose girlfriend had a coffee, Adama, and so he did too.

49:21 Guest Yeah, I'm smelling Drew's coffee over here. They can't even think about it the same now.

49:26 Adam Adam just cramped in Drew's mug.

49:28 Drew He started talking about throwing kids in the pool. I was like, what the?

49:30 Adam Actually, I gotta tell you, the coffee would probably be better out of Adam's ass than the coffee is here, Westwood One.

49:37 Drew You could do a taste test. I'm not sure.

49:38 Adam You wouldn't do a blindfold?

49:40 Caller The pool is cloudy.

49:41 Caller No thanks.

49:44 Caller But really, would this have a problem with like affecting your poop?

49:48 Drew Of course. Are you having diarrhea? What's the deal?

49:50 Caller No, no, no, no, like, you know, everything came out just, you know, nice and runny afterwards. But I'm talking about like an after effect.

49:56 Drew Like, you know, what is the after effect you're having?

49:59 Caller Is it still running?

49:59 Caller It's kind of stuffed up like, you know, you're on the crapper and, you know, just you're not getting the job done.

50:04 Guest Constipation.

50:05 Drew This guy only talks in riddles.

50:07 Adam I know. It's like talking to the skateboarding riddler. Yeah. You know?

50:11 Drew Yeah.

50:12 Guest He can't take a dump, man. Is that what it says?

50:16 Drew He's constipated.

50:17 Guest Yeah.

50:17 Drew Yeah. I think there are a lot of things. Maybe he's constipated. Maybe he's got a hemorrhoid or something that's hanging him up. Maybe he's caused some inflammation down there.

50:24 Guest He's a salad man.

50:25 Drew Yeah. Some bran and maybe some milk and manizher, mineral oil, that kind of thing. I don't think a single coffee enema in a 24-year-old flavor oil shouldn't ruin his colonic function.

50:37 Adam Now, let me just get this straight as I know it does, but you should let the coffee cool before you dump it into the funnel.

50:42 Drew Maybe that's part of the vibe.

50:44 Adam Is that part of the vibe? That could be rough.

50:46 Guest He was trying to dunk her doughnut.

50:48 Adam If it came just from right out of the thermos and into the...

50:52 Drew Well, if you really want that steamed milk, you want to be a cappuccino if you really... for a latte.

50:56 Adam Well, maybe you could just run the tube straight from the cappuccino. Or the latte machine. You could blow some foamy milk up your ass.

51:03 Caller Pure espresso.

51:06 Adam Mike? Whoa.

51:09 Drew Mike? What is he sleeping?

51:12 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

51:14 Adam That's too much fun.

51:14 Guest Mike has passed out.

51:16 Adam Put Mike on hold. We'll get back with him. Let's talk to... Lewis?

51:21 Caller Yeah.

51:22 Adam Year 18?

51:23 Caller Yeah.

51:24 Adam What's up?

51:25 Caller Well, I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of the show.

51:28 Caller I hear you guys all the time.

51:29 Adam Thanks.

51:30 Caller And I want to ask Steph a question. I want to ask him about Chino's voice. Is it getting better or is it getting worse?

51:37 Caller Well, he just had a moment where he went out, you know, I mean, just strained it, and he lost it for a while, and he's fine now.

51:44 Caller Yeah, because, like, I heard on the radio, because I was going to see you guys in, like, Anaheim, but you guys canceled with God smacks, and then, and then the radio, because he had to stop drinking and smoking.

51:57 Caller Yeah, he's got to deal with the most pain, I mean, not just the pain of losing his voice, but also having what people think and all the things they say about it, you know, not really knowing because they're not around him, so, but he's all good, you know, but it's still a little bummer when people like, like, why'd you guys quit? Take care of yourself. He's like, you know, he's just living his life. Yeah, okay.

52:17 Guest It's all right. They get to see him at the smokeout for Christ's sake. Come on, get over it.

52:21 Adam Louis, are you going? Are you going?

52:23 Caller Oh, yeah.

52:24 Adam Okay.

52:24 Caller But the one thing I don't like about it really because it's got the Glenhound blockbuster pavilion.

52:28 Caller We're playing at the Greek Theatre, I think, on the 27th too.

52:31 Caller Oh, for real?

52:32 Caller Yeah, it's like a benefit for breast cancer.

52:34 Caller Oh, okay. That's good.

52:35 Adam Well, what's wrong with the blockbuster?

52:37 Caller Well, because it has pit and it has seats and it's long.

52:41 Guest Oh, well, you know, the seating is different this year. We took out all the middle rows, so it's general admission right there. So, big pit. Yeah, no seats in the way right there.

52:52 Caller Big party, big pit.

52:53 Guest It's going to be a different sort of party.

52:56 Adam All right, Louis.

52:56 Guest Don't trip.

52:57 Adam Go there and don't worry about that general seating because it's all one big pit.

53:01 Guest You're going to have a Cush dream at the end of the night.

53:04 Adam Amy?

53:05 Yep.

53:05 Adam You're 20?

53:06 Caller I am.

53:06 Adam What's up?

53:07 Caller First of all, I think you guys are hilarious.

53:10 Adam Well, thanks.

53:10 Caller Secondly, I have a question because I've never really had a boyfriend and that kind of words makes I don't think I'm that bad looking. I think I'm pretty good but I still haven't had a boyfriend and I'm kind of digging this guy at work.

53:23 Adam You're fat.

53:24 Drew Why do you think you've had a boyfriend?

53:27 Caller I don't know. Maybe I just give off a vibe or whatever. I don't know.

53:32 Adam No. That's not enough to deter guys.

53:34 Drew You heard the vibe that Tanya gave off? She was repulsive and people are still... Right.

53:40 Adam Well, she's got those riding pants.

53:42 Drew Yeah. That's the point. She couldn't put off a repulsive enough vibe.

53:47 Adam Now, it really sort of... I'm sad to admit that for guys, the vibe really doesn't factor in until like year number three of the relationship. Maybe four.

53:59 Caller Well, not really getting that far either.

54:01 Adam Have you... Are you a virgin? I would work that angle if I were you.

54:06 Drew Have you ever had a date?

54:07 Caller It all changed after that.

54:09 Caller I got out and whatever, I do stuff.

54:11 Drew Why don't you ever get going in the relationship?

54:16 Caller I don't know. I have a pet peeve. I hate stupid relationship games.

54:19 Caller Are you saving yourself?

54:20 Drew What does that mean, stupid relationship?

54:22 Caller Yeah, someone worthwhile.

54:23 Drew What does stupid relationship games mean?

54:25 Adam Hold on a second. She's a little angry now.

54:28 Caller No, I grew up in a small town so there's really no one worth it.

54:32 Drew What does stupid relationship games mean?

54:34 Adam Well, hold on a second.

54:36 Caller There are some bad guys in the small town.

54:37 Adam She's not going to answer but you think she's going to have an answer for that? It's going to be the nonsense.

54:42 Drew It's going to be that she doesn't like guys, doesn't like dating, doesn't like anybody.

54:45 Caller Right.

54:46 Adam This started off as I'm 20, I haven't had a boyfriend, woe is me, I don't think anything's wrong with me and it started to go a little bitter.

54:54 Guest She's from a small town, right?

54:56 Caller Well, the ratio is all messed up, I'm sure of it.

54:58 Guest It's a little different when they come to a big city like maybe LA or something like that.

55:03 Adam She's calling from Santa Barbara.

55:05 Caller Oh, there's plenty of people getting laid in Santa Barbara.

55:08 Guest Yeah.

55:09 Caller She's got no problems up there.

55:11 Guest That's just where she's at, maybe she's from somewhere else.

55:13 Adam Where are you from, Amy?

55:15 Caller I'm originally from Ventura County.

55:17 Caller Same difference.

55:19 Drew Fillmore?

55:20 Caller No, not Fillmore, but you're getting close.

55:22 Drew There's no Santa Rosa barrier.

55:23 Adam All right, listen, who cares? Forget about it. What do you want?

55:26 Caller No, I just want to know if it's just me, if there's something I should do.

55:29 Adam It is you.

55:30 Drew Yeah, you're the only variable that's fixed, so it's got to be you.

55:33 Adam You're a little bit angry, you're a little like, you're tired of the games, you haven't been in a relationship.

55:37 Caller No, it's really just not the games, it's just like trying to guess, engage, whatever. I'm just like...

55:41 Drew Just engage what?

55:41 Caller If you like me, fine, ask me out. If you don't, then...

55:44 Adam And there you go.

55:45 Caller You know what it is, you've made sex your power.

55:47 Drew Why don't you ask them out? Why don't you ask them out?

55:49 Caller Just flat out ask.

55:51 Drew Yeah.

55:51 Caller Well, I've done that before and it's kind of like, I've had like my share of stalkers or whatever, but I'm just like...

55:56 Caller You've made sex, you've empowered sex. If you give it away, then you won't have any more power.

56:01 Drew What do you mean you've had stalkers?

56:03 Caller I don't know. You have like those retarded people who are just like, yeah, you're nice to them or whatever. And then you get to know them and you're just like, okay, never mind.

56:10 Drew And what happens?

56:10 Caller And they just keep on following you.

56:14 Drew Right.

56:15 Caller And following you and you're like, no.

56:18 Caller She's too good for them again.

56:19 Guest Here's another hot one.

56:21 Caller Yeah, she's too good for them.

56:23 Adam Here's what she is. She's not quite as hot as a chick with the riding pants otherwise she would have had something going by now. But she's got some potential, but she's got a lot of attitude for someone who doesn't get asked out that much, you know. She's a little angry is what it is and a little picky and ain't, you know, she's got some, there's some energy. It's more than just her friends are getting laid and she needs a release. There's something going on. Yeah. Hey, Amy.

56:55 Caller Yeah. If I need a release, what are you doing tonight, Adam?

57:00 Adam I'm going to be doing the radio for another 49 minutes. You get over here.

57:04 Caller Well, that's not bad. I can make it there in an hour.

57:06 Adam You're coming from Santa Barbara?

57:07 Caller Yeah.

57:08 Adam All right.

57:08 Guest Forget about it.

57:09 Adam You drive like the wind.

57:11 Okay.

57:12 Adam And I'll be the one with his penis sticking through the mail slot.

57:16 Right.

57:17 Adam As I, you know, I understand I got a lot of crazy fans. I can't actually make contact with you.

57:21 Okay.

57:22 Adam I will push my penis through the mail slot.

57:24 Caller That's bold. Not being able to trust him through the slot.

57:27 Drew That slot's what, about a quarter inch through the slot?

57:31 Adam It should only knock off about a quarter inch from the depth of my penis.

57:35 Drew So at least two and a half inches out.

57:36 Adam At least two and a half, two and three quarter, two and five eighths actually measured it with the security guard. He pulled out a, actually his fingers calibrated. Okay. Hey, Amy.

57:47 Caller Yes.

57:48 Adam You would get more dates if you weren't so sort of.

57:52 Drew You have a problem with relationships. You are hell bent on not having intimacy. You're finding reasons not to be vulnerable, not to get involved, not to like people. All your excuses are all a bunch of nonsense. You need to get in there, do the dance like everyone else. Go ahead and date, figure out who these people are, but you've got to be vulnerable and you've got to be open. Or there's going to be no relationship. I don't know if someone's left you or you've come from a fractured family that was terribly painful for you. Whatever it is, it's time to get over that and go ahead and be vulnerable again. It's going to be okay.

58:25 Caller Or she really liked somebody and he just blew off the clue.

58:28 Drew She never had a boyfriend.

58:29 Adam But life sort of works out this way, which is you've got to, if you protect yourself too much, then you never experience anything. You don't want to be foolish. You don't want to hook up with some guy over the internet and meet him at the park at 4 a.m. Well, what is interesting is her next move was, Adam, what are you doing?

58:44 Drew Come right down. You know what I'm saying?

58:46 Adam Yeah, I think she was screwed around, though. All right. Get out there and experience things.

58:51 Guest You'd like to believe that, huh?

58:53 Adam Listen, you will get screwed over. I mean, hold on a second. Here's an interesting point. Would you consider your life, I mean, knowing where we're at now and how old we are and everything, I'm glad I've been screwed over, not several dozen times, but I'm glad...

59:08 Drew I mean, hundreds.

59:09 Adam Right. I'm glad I was screwed over a handful of times.

59:12 Caller I was never glad that I was screwed over.

59:13 Guest You learned things from me.

59:15 Adam Not at the time, but you're glad now that you're a more well-rounded person, that you experienced some highs along with some lows, and that it sort of shaped you and made you who you are. It's not necessarily a bad thing at age 20 to hit a few speed bumps as far as relationships go, and if you protect yourself from that, then you don't really become a human being along the way.

59:36 Guest No pain, no gain, baby.

59:37 Caller You're still in those same bumps when you're 40 and 50 and so on.

59:41 Adam Yeah, but then no one...

59:42 Caller Just disguised in a different look.

59:44 Adam No one wants you. Give me some of that weed. I can really dig on with the Steph scene over here.

59:51 Caller Mike?

59:53 Adam B-Real, did you bring me any weeds?

59:54 Caller Yeah, sure, I got plenty.

59:56 Adam Mike, you're 27.

59:59 Caller Yes.

59:59 Adam What's up?

1:00:01 Caller I've got a question. I have a three-year-old daughter, and the other night she woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning, started screaming that her mother heard her. Me and her mother are separated now, and I asked her where she touched her, or where she heard her, and she said her belly. And I said, she heard she in the belly, and she said, no, down here. And she pointed to her private spot. I'm just, I'm really worried about what's going on over at her mother's house.

1:00:44 Adam How well do you, you married the woman, you think she's capable of doing something like this to her daughter?

1:00:50 Caller Well, the reason I left her is because she is abusive, and she was abused when she was younger. And...

1:00:58 Drew Leaving kids with that, good plan.

1:01:00 Adam Yeah. So she was abusive to you?

1:01:04 Caller Yes, she was.

1:01:05 Drew Physically abusive?

1:01:07 Caller Physically and mentally.

1:01:09 Adam Was she ever abusive to your daughter while you were there?

1:01:12 Caller Not when I was there, because she knows how I stand about that. But she was, she was abusive to me.

1:01:20 Caller What did she do that you couldn't stand up against her?

1:01:22 Adam She kicked him in his private part, actually.

1:01:26 Caller To me, she is, she struck me across the face more than once, probably three times. And, I mean...

1:01:37 Adam Alright, alright. Well, so there's something here.

1:01:40 Drew Yeah, just because she's pointing at her private doesn't mean that's where it actually happened, believe it or not.

1:01:45 Adam Maybe she punched her in the stomach.

1:01:47 Drew Yeah, she definitely got some physical abuse.

1:01:49 Adam What was, was your wife sexually abused when she was younger? Your ex-wife?

1:01:53 Caller Yeah, she was.

1:01:53 Adam She was? Yeah, she was. And who did this to her?

1:01:57 Caller It was her, her mother's husband.

1:02:01 Adam Okay, so her stepdad?

1:02:02 Caller It wasn't her dad.

1:02:03 Adam Stepdad.

1:02:04 Caller Stepdad.

1:02:05 Adam Okay, so she...

1:02:05 Caller Mother's husband.

1:02:06 Adam Right, there you go. Well, we did the math. So she, she's got some issues.

1:02:13 Caller Yes.

1:02:13 Adam And some energy and she obviously has not worked those out.

1:02:16 Drew Is she doing drugs and alcohol also?

1:02:19 Caller Um, I don't think so.

1:02:22 Drew What kind of answer is that? Does she have a history of drug and alcohol use?

1:02:25 Caller No, she doesn't.

1:02:25 Drew Alright, okay.

1:02:26 Caller Um, she did do drugs when she was in high school.

1:02:29 Adam Alright, you gotta worry about the next guy she dates, by the way.

1:02:31 Drew That no history of drug and alcohol use or would that be a history of drugs?

1:02:34 Adam Well, everyone does drugs in high school but you, Drew.

1:02:37 Caller Those days don't count.

1:02:38 Adam Yeah. High school is like, when people say, you know, people go, oh, I smoked some reefer in college. That's what high school is for us who didn't go to college. You understand? That's our excuse. We did some in high school. We would have done them in college had we not got so baked in high school that we could have went to college.

1:02:57 Guest Exactly.

1:02:58 Adam Right. We went to work and continued to do drugs. Here's the deal. He needs, I think, to maybe deal with the courts here.

1:03:07 Drew Yeah. Self-protective services.

1:03:09 Adam Getting her away from this gal. Because not only does this gal have a lot of unresolved issues that may be played out on the kid, but I guarantee you the next guy this gal starts dating is going to be a piece of work.

1:03:22 Drew Yes.

1:03:23 Adam You know what I hear over and over on this show, and I don't want to freak Mike out too much, but her stepdad got to her when she was a young girl.

1:03:31 Drew So she'll bring us out, pick this shit up.

1:03:32 Adam What are the chances she goes out and finds some jackass who comes in and lays a hand on her kid now?

1:03:38 Drew About 80%.

1:03:39 Adam About 80%. So Mike, you got your work cut out for you. And listen everybody, I feel sorry for guys like Mike, but listen guys, come on, where's your antenna? You don't start families with psycho bitches. You just can't. I feel sorry for these women or these guys until they become parents. And then I get angry at them because it's the same old situation. Absolutely. And it just perpetuates itself. She goes out and hooks up with an abusive stepdad. He comes in, lays a trip on your young daughter, and then young daughter grows up and hooks up with an abusive guy, has kids, and you do the math. All right, let's go kill ourselves. What do you say?

1:04:22 Drew I'm ready.

1:04:22 Adam All right, I'm just serious. I want to go out to B-Real, Mobile, and...

1:04:26 Drew Get some weed?

1:04:28 Adam No, he's got some change in his ashtray.

1:04:30 Drew Where's our Culver City PD friend?

1:04:32 Adam Oh, Drew, come on, buddy.

1:04:36 Drew They'll guard you while you make the transfer.

1:04:37 Adam And let me tell you the problem with the B-Real weed is even if you don't smoke it, you can't keep it in your car. The whole car smells like weed, even if it's not lit. The last time B-Real gave me some weed, I had to tape it to my antenna.

1:04:51 Guest I'm sorry, man.

1:04:52 Adam I lost like an ounce on the free one on the way home because if you actually put it inside of the car and shut the door, it immediately smells like opium den in there. And it smells like a hash bar.

1:05:03 Guest What can I do, man?

1:05:04 Adam It's too good. And why is weed more than coke? Shouldn't weed drop? I mean, what I'm saying is not more than coke, but what I'm saying is coke used to be like 100. Drew, when you were doing those mounds of coke in the mid-80s, you were paying, pardon the pun, through the nose for this stuff, right? I mean, all that money your parents were paying for med school was going right into this coke, right? And that coke was like 120, 130 a gram, right? I mean, it was up there. Now the coke is like 30 a gram, which for me is a reason for me, you know, I'd like to get back into it now that I got a good steady income and it's cheap. I've been waiting for the market to fall out on coke, waiting for the bottom to dip a little, and get back into it. But I'm saying weed has gone up, has it not? I mean, consistently over the years, not a ton.

1:05:48 Drew Yeah, but you got to use less of the weed, though.

1:05:51 Adam Oh, that's a good point.

1:05:52 No, that's a good point.

1:05:53 Drew All you got to do is wave the baggie through your car.

1:05:56 Guest Right.

1:05:56 Drew You don't have to light the stuff now when you're getting high.

1:05:58 Guest Right.

1:05:58 Adam I could have someone take a bong load and blow it through a HEPA filter at me, and I would get a great buzz.

1:06:06 Drew At 300 yards.

1:06:07 Adam That is true. Drew, you make a very good point. So it is actually cheaper because it's much more potent.

1:06:14 Drew Yeah. Per the draw on your bong, it's less expensive.

1:06:17 Caller Right.

1:06:18 Adam Okay. Good point.

1:06:19 Caller All right.

1:06:19 Adam We're going to take a break. I'm glad you clarified that.

1:06:22 Guest That was interesting.

1:06:23 Adam No, he's right because you used to get a big bag full of stems and leaves and whatnot.

1:06:28 Drew I believe it's called a lid.

1:06:30 Adam A lid. You used to get a lid, and now it's twice as much, but it's so much more concentrated. That's like what they talk about with the laundry detergent. You know?

1:06:38 Drew Yeah, more concentrated.

1:06:39 Adam You get like 20 loads.

1:06:41 Caller It's like a laptop. They get smaller and more powerful.

1:06:44 Adam Right, it's more powerful. Smart. Good. No, wait, Drew, we're on stone here.

1:06:48 Drew Oh, excuse me, I bet you're pregnant.

1:06:49 Adam We'll be back. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. B-Real is here from Cypress Hills.

1:07:02 Caller Deft is here from the Deftones.

1:07:05 Adam They're going to be at the Smokeout at the Glenn Hillen Regional Blockbuster Pavilion Park Place coming up this Saturday. Ten o'clock. Doors open. Everybody on the main stage and everyone's cousin on the second stage. It's going to be big. There's a dance tent.

1:07:26 Caller And the dance tent is wild. I've been in that thing before. What?

1:07:30 Adam You actually just set up a big tent?

1:07:32 Caller Well, the last time it was a big warehouse.

1:07:34 Guest Yeah, it's going to be a big tent.

1:07:36 Adam And there's going to be all kinds of vendors. You probably do that weird thing where you get in with that kaleidoscope mobile thing. What is that thing you get in? The gyroscope thing. You spin it around. It's great. You eat 70 pounds of jerk chicken. You do a bong load, 32 ounce lemonade. Then you hop onto the gyroscope and heave all over the crowd.

1:07:59 Guest That would be nice. That would be an extra added attraction.

1:08:05 Adam I'll tell you that whenever I see that gyro go round thing at these things, I always just think how much would you have to pay me to get on that thing? I'm about to fall over. I got 14 beers in me and I got sunstroke. There's no way I'm climbing. I just ate four kielbasa dogs. There's no way I'm getting on that thing.

1:08:24 Guest I couldn't get on it anyway. I just don't like spinning. That's why I can't... I don't like getting drunk for that. I don't like spinning. Something like that, I'd toss my cookies even if I didn't have anything inside.

1:08:37 Adam Right. That's... Weed makes you spin. I mean, I'm sorry. Booze makes you spin. Weed is like you're sitting down with a mini safe in your lap. You can't be moved. Forget about spinning. Your mind can't even spin. Your ass can't move and your mind ain't going nowhere either.

1:08:54 Caller You can't make it spin. Okay, but I've been there sometimes though where your mind starts to wobble though.

1:08:59 Adam Yeah.

1:09:00 Caller You do get a little, ooh.

1:09:01 Adam Wait a minute. I'm too high.

1:09:03 Guest I'd rather wobble than spin, man. I'd rather wobble than spin any day.

1:09:07 Caller But you grow roots for sure.

1:09:08 Caller Yeah, for sure.

1:09:09 Adam All right. I had... We had this invention on the Man Show, one of the manovations, which was the bed that spins counterclockwise to the way you're spinning when you're drunk.

1:09:21 Drew I see it up still.

1:09:22 Adam Yeah, it works out. It's like a big gyroscope. Yeah. I mean, it'd be cool, right? You lie down to go to bed. You got a few beers in you. You start spinning around. You hit a button, and your bed starts spinning the other way.

1:09:33 Drew You set the speed, set the angles.

1:09:35 Adam Yeah, hit the center.

1:09:36 Caller You ought to try it. Did you try it yet?

1:09:39 Adam Yeah, I tried it, but...

1:09:41 Drew Did it work?

1:09:42 Adam Well, it worked, but I tried to beat off. My hand went flying off and broke the window.

1:09:48 Drew Where'd the semen go?

1:09:50 Adam The remote to the VCR shot through the bedroom window. It went in the neighbor's pool. I think I had it set too fast.

1:09:58 Caller How's Bobo doing?

1:09:59 Drew Yeah, he's doing all right.

1:10:01 Adam Speaking of spinning...

1:10:03 Guest Yeah, I thought he'd be here. I thought he was going to meet us up here, but...

1:10:07 Adam Well, you're supposed to pick him up at 9.30.

1:10:11 Caller He said home.

1:10:13 Guest Yeah, leave him at home.

1:10:14 Adam Well, send him our love when you see him.

1:10:16 Guest Yeah, for sure. He's probably listening. I think he knew I was coming up here today.

1:10:19 Adam Darlene?

1:10:20 Guest Yes?

1:10:21 Adam You're 29?

1:10:22 Guest Correct.

1:10:23 Adam What's up?

1:10:24 Guest My question is, I'd like to know what I can do to make anal sex more pleasurable for me.

1:10:33 Caller It's not possible.

1:10:34 Drew Yeah, you mean more pleasurable or less painful?

1:10:37 Guest Less painful.

1:10:38 Caller Stop doing it.

1:10:39 Drew Yeah, some people have heard it. For most women, it's an uncomfortable or unpleasant or frankly excruciating experience.

1:10:47 Caller It wasn't designed for that purpose.

1:10:50 Adam What do you got going on in the background there, Darlene?

1:10:53 Caller What do you mean, what do I got going on in the background?

1:10:55 Adam I think you had to get a stereo up or...

1:10:57 Drew Polka music going.

1:10:58 Caller Some kind of music?

1:10:59 Adam You got some kind of music?

1:11:00 Guest No, I have the TV.

1:11:01 Adam Okay. Could you turn that down, jackass, please?

1:11:05 Drew You're more than welcome.

1:11:06 Adam Thank you.

1:11:07 Drew Darlene, why is it important for you to engage in a behavior that you find unpleasant?

1:11:12 Guest Because it would make my husband happy.

1:11:15 Drew Why?

1:11:16 Guest Because he enjoys doing that.

1:11:18 Drew Have you ever done it with him before?

1:11:20 Guest No, we've tried and I just can't do it.

1:11:22 Drew So how do you know he would enjoy this?

1:11:23 Guest He wants to do it very bad.

1:11:25 Caller Yeah, well he feels pretty small.

1:11:27 He's a jackass.

1:11:30 Adam Thinking about you being in pain?

1:11:32 Guest I guess.

1:11:33 Adam All right, well, look, if it's not going to work for you, it's not going to work for you.

1:11:37 Drew If he was into stump porn, would you oblige him that too?

1:11:40 Adam Yeah.

1:11:41 Drew You know what I'm saying?

1:11:42 Adam Oh, I see. No, no. Hey, Darlene?

1:11:45 Guest Well, I've been married for seven years and I do want to please him.

1:11:49 Drew That's nice and noble and displaced enthusiasm.

1:11:53 Adam Drew, how could one dilate one's anus if one needed to?

1:11:57 Caller Well, they've got the spray at the customs.

1:12:00 Adam They do? They dilate it?

1:12:02 Caller Yeah, so they don't have to pry you open. Is that right? I've never had this, but we joke about it all the time because...

1:12:07 Adam Really?

1:12:08 Caller Yeah, I've never seen it, but I've heard about it from numerous people.

1:12:11 Drew Is it like an ice thing?

1:12:13 Caller I don't know what it actually is, but it's just a...

1:12:15 Drew They meant nothing?

1:12:16 Caller Well, like, hey, because we travel clean because I don't even want to have the spray coming into my car.

1:12:21 Drew Wow, that is interesting. I've never heard of this.

1:12:23 Adam Even if that really exists?

1:12:24 Caller Yeah, I totally believe it.

1:12:26 Drew Why can't the stool come piling out with whatever they've been packing?

1:12:29 Caller I'm sure they got to do that.

1:12:30 Adam There's a second spray.

1:12:33 Caller I travel just...

1:12:35 Guest Squat over the pad, please.

1:12:37 Caller I travel as clean as I can. Wow.

1:12:41 Drew Well, that's interesting. And there are graduated devices you can buy in shops that will help you sort of get used to it.

1:12:49 Adam All right, well, here's the deal. OK, yeah, I would suggest A, a lot of lubrication, B, if you can get your hands on some of that custom spray.

1:12:57 Drew We got to find out what that is. Anybody who is a customs officer, please let us know what that is.

1:13:00 Guest You need to throw a blockade on the Hershey Highway.

1:13:03 Caller You might not want to practice it because then you might need the plug.

1:13:06 Drew And then you... Yeah, right, you may need to wear your plug all the time. But more importantly, what's going on in your relationship that he is so hell-bent on causing you discomfort, and why do you feel such compulsion to make good on this and this demand that he has?

1:13:23 Caller All seven years.

1:13:24 Adam All good questions we don't care to hear the answer for. Drew, Donna?

1:13:28 Caller Yeah.

1:13:29 Adam You're 19?

1:13:30 Caller Yeah.

1:13:30 Adam What's up?

1:13:31 Caller Well, I just wanted to know, is it normal for me to enjoy going to the nudie bars with my boyfriend?

1:13:38 Adam Well, you got to work, you got to work, right?

1:13:41 Caller No, not to work, to watch.

1:13:42 Adam I see. Yeah, that's fine.

1:13:44 Drew How often?

1:13:45 Caller We don't go very often, maybe about two times a month, if that.

1:13:50 Adam And what do you, do you get a lamp dance?

1:13:53 Caller I have one. And the girl actually, you know, she brought us both back, let him watch, and she danced for me.

1:13:59 Adam And what about when he gets a lamp dance?

1:14:02 Caller Every time that I've gone with him, as far as I know, he hasn't gone without me, he hasn't gotten one.

1:14:07 Adam Yeah, it's always great. You know what I love? I love when guys go with their ladies and they sit at the bar and they watch Monday Night Football. And they're like, oh, hey, there are gals here. Well, how do you know about that? And we actually go up to the stage and, you know, right, he sits there, but when you're not there, he's knee deep in a poon hang. Believe you me.

1:14:30 Caller Her legs are wrapped around his head.

1:14:32 Guest He's shoving 20s and...

1:14:33 Caller He's knee deep in a poon hang when he gets home too.

1:14:36 Adam I understand, but it is funny when guys do that and they go and they don't get that lap dance. I guarantee you got at least 150 lap dances the last time he was there.

1:14:45 Caller You know, the crazy part is, imagine, I mean, there's lots of guys that take their girlfriends and wives to strip clubs, but what if women took their men to male strip clubs?

1:14:54 Caller Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1:14:55 Guest That's not gonna work.

1:14:58 Adam Maybe it would have turned you on if Turk gave me a lap dance. Put on like a village people song.

1:15:05 Caller There's gotta be people out there that do it though.

1:15:07 Adam I don't, I know, but I don't think it translates that way.

1:15:11 Drew No, not at all. It would be, the guy would be going...

1:15:12 Caller It would be the same feeling for the woman though, wouldn't it? I mean, if...

1:15:15 Adam No, no, I think a woman would be disgusted by...

1:15:19 Caller I mean, as a guy, we all like to believe that all women are bisexual.

1:15:22 Adam Right. You know it, yeah.

1:15:24 Caller But you know that they're not all that away. So it's gotta be that same weird feeling if we went to one of them clubs with them.

1:15:30 Drew But the guys are going to see the women aroused. The women go to watch the women with the men.

1:15:35 Caller You know what I mean?

1:15:36 Caller Right, right, right.

1:15:38 Adam I don't even... Do they have lamp dances at girl clubs? Or are they all just up on stage? Well, anyway, look, Donna goes... And hey, Donna, if you're enjoying yourself and he's enjoying himself and it's helping out in the bedroom and you guys aren't arguing all the way home, then so be it. That's fine.

1:15:57 Caller All right. I just had a couple of people tell me that I was weird and you know, you've got to be bisexual.

1:16:02 Drew No, you're fine.

1:16:03 Caller Don't get off on them dancing. It's just, I don't know, I guess the whole environment.

1:16:07 Drew Yeah, no, don't worry about it.

1:16:08 Caller They're weird for telling you.

1:16:10 Adam But keep in mind, you're getting dangerously close to a threesome. That'll be the next angle.

1:16:16 Drew His angle.

1:16:17 Guest Just stay away from Coffee Enemies too.

1:16:19 Caller Oh yeah. Also, you know, I just wanted to say what's up to B and Steph. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys on Saturday. I caught you guys at the 420. All right. Yeah, and a couple of times at the Bow. So I just wanted to say what's up. Hopefully, I'll catch you guys on Saturday also.

1:16:34 Adam You can see them at 420 on the second stage, by the way, with Coach.

1:16:38 Caller I don't think I'll make it in time. I'm actually pulling an all nighter. I got to work Saturday and Sunday.

1:16:42 Drew What do you do?

1:16:43 Caller I work at a hospital as a tech, an EKG technician. Working all day Saturday, hauling over there in the night and getting back.

1:16:53 Drew EKG techs overnight now, still?

1:16:56 Caller They have up till midnight, but I work the day shift, though.

1:17:00 Drew Most hospitals are saving money on that.

1:17:02 Adam All right, baby, well, you get there when you get there, but just be ready to party.

1:17:06 Guest Do what you got to do, huh?

1:17:08 Caller I do it. I try.

1:17:09 Adam All right, and you stay in that candy striper outfit. Do all the chicks at a hospital have to wear the candy striper outfit, even the doctor, lady doctors, right, Drew? The administration?

1:17:19 Drew Even the male doctor, we're talking about.

1:17:20 Guest Oh, really?

1:17:20 Caller It's regulation.

1:17:21 Adam Yeah, that'd be like, look, any woman who works here wears the candy striper outfit. As a matter of fact, anybody who comes in, even if it's the parents of a patient, the women have to put the candy striper outfit in. Even if you're in administration, you're sitting in some office.

1:17:33 Guest Wait, there's got to be a stipulation only if they're hot.

1:17:37 Adam Yeah, oh, naturally, yeah, that goes without saying. Kristen?

1:17:41 Yes?

1:17:42 Adam You're 30?

1:17:43 Caller Yeah.

1:17:44 Adam What's up?

1:17:45 Caller Um, last, yesterday morning I walked out front to the yard and my friend was sitting there with blood coming out of her leg. I asked her what happened, she said she had no idea. She didn't really even realize that anything was happening. I took her to emergency about four or five hours later and what happened in those intervening four or five hours? Um, she was just pretty dazed and kind of her equilibrium was off.

1:18:12 Drew But why did you wait so long and take her to the ER?

1:18:15 Caller Because she was waiting for a prescription to be filled.

1:18:19 Caller For what?

1:18:21 Caller Um, Ultram.

1:18:24 Drew She's on pain meds. What is she on pain meds for?

1:18:28 Caller She's had four back surgeries.

1:18:30 Drew So she's a drug addict?

1:18:32 Caller No.

1:18:32 Drew Yes.

1:18:33 Caller Not at all.

1:18:33 Drew Yes, she's taken pain meds chronically.

1:18:35 Adam So why was she on your front lawn?

1:18:39 Caller No, no. She was sitting on the patio. She was going to have a cigarette. And when I walked out there, she had fallen.

1:18:46 Adam Oh, do you live with her?

1:18:48 Caller No, she's up here visiting me.

1:18:50 Adam Okay.

1:18:50 Drew She's taking... What other meds is she taking?

1:18:53 Caller Ultram and Pro-Pol, Pro-Pol, Pro-Pol.

1:18:58 Drew Propranolol?

1:19:00 Caller Yes.

1:19:00 Drew You sure?

1:19:01 Caller For anxiety.

1:19:02 Drew Yeah. See, she's taking a bunch. I bet she's taking even more than that.

1:19:05 Adam All right. So she took a spill.

1:19:08 Drew This is a drug-related spill.

1:19:11 Caller No. She woke up.

1:19:12 Adam All right. Well, no. Well, then what? Then you tell us what's the problem.

1:19:16 Caller It was ten o'clock in the morning. And I walked out there and she was sitting there on the ground. The ashtray had broken and something had cut her leg and there was blood. And I asked her what happened and she said, there were people arguing and I had to show them what's up. And Kelly doesn't talk like that. And when I asked a little bit later, I put a bandaid on it and she asked what the bandaid was for. And I said, well, don't you remember? You fell. She had no idea what I was talking about. Like I told her the story three times.

1:19:53 Drew Kristen, this is a drug-related experience. That's what this is. I don't know what drug she's taken, but that's what this is.

1:20:00 Adam But Kristen, what point are you trying to make?

1:20:02 Caller We went to the doctor.

1:20:03 Caller I've been trying to...

1:20:04 Drew Yeah, what are you trying to...

1:20:05 Caller We went to the emergency room.

1:20:07 Drew And they told you that she probably had taken some medication or drugs.

1:20:10 Caller No, no. They said she...

1:20:13 Caller Because they asked, you know, do you... What kind of drugs do you do, da-da-da-da? We said, smoke pot. And so the doctor's pretty much, boom, right there. You smoke pot, you probably smoked something that was waste of PCP.

1:20:26 Drew Okay, but Kristen, I want to make a strong point to you. I'm a doctor. I'm telling you, this is a drug-related thing. You went to the ER, they told you it was a drug-related thing.

1:20:32 Adam No! No! Yeah, no. I told her five times what happened to her, and she didn't understand. And then she ate a Bunt cake, and she tried to attack me with one of those cake spatulas. Okay?

1:20:47 Caller That's not what happened.

1:20:47 Adam And I put a Band-Aid on her knee, and she chewed it off.

1:20:51 Drew So they at the ER were all trying to... No!

1:20:54 Adam No! She said there were some people out there, and she had to do what was right, and she never talks that way. But no.

1:21:02 Drew And so in the ER...

1:21:03 Caller No!

1:21:06 Drew They told her that she had probably taken somebody, given her some PCP or something. No!

1:21:09 Adam Not drugs. No. Then she thought she was Kazoo from the Flintstones.

1:21:17 Caller No.

1:21:20 Adam And she hovered over my shoulder, giving me advice.

1:21:23 Drew Calling me Dum Dum.

1:21:23 Adam Calling me Dum Dum, and sometimes Fred.

1:21:27 Drew Flintstone.

1:21:28 Adam Yeah, Fred Flintstone.

1:21:29 Drew No, just Flintstone.

1:21:29 Adam Oh, he called it just Flintstone. That's right. Kazoo called him... Was it Kazoo?

1:21:32 Drew Dum Dum and Flintstone.

1:21:33 Adam That's right. Hey, Kristen? Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe it was a drug-related thing. I don't know. Could have been.

1:21:40 Caller But one thing I've shown in the doctor's report when they did a blood and urine...

1:21:44 Drew No.

1:21:46 Adam No.

1:21:47 Caller Why not?

1:21:48 Drew Because they have to test for specific things. And if you didn't tell them that she was, you know, what... I did. You told her she smoked pots. They didn't need to test for that.

1:21:57 Caller I told them that... No, but I told them that she took some medication.

1:22:02 Drew Yeah, and that's all they need to know. That's all they need to know is that she's taken medicine and that she smoked pot and that's enough to make her pass on.

1:22:10 Adam But Kristen, let me just... what are you asking? Do you think she has a tumor, like a brain tumor or something?

1:22:14 Caller Right. Yes, I was, you know, pulled out the medical book and it sounds like a stroke.

1:22:20 Drew No, absolutely not.

1:22:21 Caller With all the symptoms.

1:22:21 Drew No, it's not. I'm telling you what it was. The ER told you what it was. Go ahead, Dr. Kristen, you go ahead and make your own diagnosis.

1:22:29 Adam What do you do for a living, Kristen?

1:22:31 Caller I work in human resources. For a computer company.

1:22:35 Adam All right, but that's got nothing to do with medicine, right? No, but- Well, why don't you get her? Why don't you get her? Maybe she should get a CAT scan, then, if you're so convinced. I mean, it couldn't hurt, right?

1:22:47 Guest No.

1:22:49 Caller Right, but then why don't the doctors do it? Why didn't they give any suggestions? Why was it the minute she said she. He kind of wrote it all.

1:22:58 Drew Because you can do a neurologic exam there in the ER that can pretty much rule, pretty effectively rule out, decrease substantially the probability that there's a tumor there. And the story here is so characteristic of substance.

1:23:10 Caller Hold on a second.

1:23:11 Adam Everybody just close your eyes for one moment, picture yourself a doctor, and just picture Kristin and her friend coming in.

1:23:19 Drew Yelling at you.

1:23:21 Adam Shane's smoking in the hospital, yelling no at you. Now, chewing gum, smoking. Was getting Marlboro Reds and yelling no at you, and you're pretty much sizing them up, smell like beer, it's noon, you know what I mean? They got the 68 Dodge Dart running out in the parking lot, just pretty much, yeah, you smoked some weed, you got disoriented, you fell down.

1:23:44 Drew Well, no, it's actually taking her anxiety medicines and her pain medicines and her multiple back surgeries, and she's doing more than Kristen even knows. That's for sure.

1:23:54 Adam And here's the other thing, too, Kristen, why is she living with you?

1:23:58 Caller No, she came up.

1:23:59 Adam No, no, no, by the way.

1:24:03 Caller Oh, my God.

1:24:04 Adam Well, you do say no a lot.

1:24:06 Caller You do say no a lot.

1:24:07 Drew Well, every sentence has begun with no.

1:24:10 Adam She's visiting you, right?

1:24:13 Drew Yes.

1:24:13 Adam How's her life going on? Thank you. How's her life going on other than this?

1:24:19 Caller Not so well. So there's there's a she just relocated down to LA.

1:24:24 Adam OK.

1:24:24 Caller After being laid off up here.

1:24:26 Adam OK. And why did she get laid off?

1:24:29 Caller Because she worked for a computer company and they're all doing it.

1:24:32 Adam Now. OK. All right. Kristen, I think I understand your her friend and you're trying to help her. And I think your efforts would be better directed at what we think and what those doctors think is probably the real problem, which is more the drugs than it is the tumor angle.

1:24:49 Drew Right. She's doing more than you know. That's what.

1:24:52 Adam No.

1:24:53 Drew Yeah.

1:24:53 Adam No. And here's how you deliver it. She's doing more than you. Now. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Now. Yes.

1:25:02 Caller And we'll be right back.

1:25:14 Adam Hey, everybody.

1:25:15 Caller It's Love Line.

1:25:17 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. All of that is Dr. Drew over there. It looks like you're going to say something.

1:25:23 Drew No, I was just thinking about our callers.

1:25:25 Adam B-Real is here from Cypress Hill. True. Steph is here. No. And Steph is here from the Deftones. And they got the big smokeout coming up this Saturday. No.

1:25:35 Drew No.

1:25:35 Adam Yes. Yes. This Saturday. Doors open at 10 a.m. kitties. And it's all ages. And that's at the Glen Helen Blockbuster Pavilion. And every band is going to be there. If you're in to them, if you're listening to this station, and you like the music, this station plays sometimes, other than me talking, then you're going to get there, because those bands are going to be together. And they'll never be... Listen, any two or three of these bands could play this stage the way they are, except for there's ten more, and that's just on the main stage. Second stage has got another 25 bands. And then you got the Hemp Tent, where you just go there and you actually eat the tent. You hit a bus.

1:26:19 Guest Luke, you roll the tent up.

1:26:20 Adam You roll the tent up. Literally.

1:26:22 What's up, guys?

1:26:23 Adam Luke, you're 20.

1:26:24 Caller Yeah, I am. What's up, Adam? What? No gas today?

1:26:28 Adam No, yeah, I haven't been gassy for a while. Ever since the tragedy.

1:26:32 Caller Oh, is that what it was?

1:26:33 Adam Yeah, it killed my gas. All right.

1:26:35 Caller Broglie's just not as excited.

1:26:37 Caller My question is for Drew. I don't know if you'd have any information on this, but considering getting a Prince Albert, I want to know what kind of side effects, what kind of nerve damage it would do, or like urine is far from clean, so I don't know if it's going to get some kind of weird infection.

1:26:56 Drew Well, urine is completely sterile.

1:26:58 Caller Oh, it is?

1:26:58 Caller Yeah, it's good.

1:27:01 Adam That's why they drink it.

1:27:02 Drew Yeah, unless it's infected. But you know, you're going to have to go to the pot piece sitting down from now on because it sprays out like wiper spray every time you pee. Yeah.

1:27:12 Adam Does it really do that?

1:27:13 Drew That's what they tell me. I don't have one, so I can't. That's what I hear. I have heard of cases where people get infections and have real serious tissue loss in their penis.

1:27:23 Guest Why do you want to split it, man?

1:27:24 Drew I've also heard of people losing erectile function and whatnot, but that's pretty rare. But why take those risks?

1:27:31 Caller I don't know. The rush, I guess.

1:27:32 Guest The rush. You're bored, huh?

1:27:34 Caller Yeah, I don't know. Same reason I got my tongue pierced, but...

1:27:36 Guest He's bored.

1:27:37 Caller Yeah, something like that. No, I don't know.

1:27:40 Drew Why do you say that?

1:27:42 Guest Because most people do drastic things like that.

1:27:44 Caller That's what they always say.

1:27:45 Drew They're bored. I can't even relate. Like, you're bored, so I got to put a ring on my penis?

1:27:50 Or you want to be different.

1:27:51 Drew So I had my tongue pierced. I'm bored, so I put a spirit to my penis.

1:27:53 Guest It's either boredom or attention, man.

1:27:55 Drew But it's boredom. What is that?

1:27:57 Caller There's not a lot of attention I can attract with it unless I'm streaking across that town.

1:28:02 Guest Well, yeah, I said boredom or attention.

1:28:04 Caller It's the constant bombardment of information and imagery all day long that will cause you to be bored.

1:28:10 Drew So you're going to be numb up.

1:28:12 Caller Is that B-Real?

1:28:13 Guest That was Steph. This is B-Real.

1:28:15 Caller I got a question for you and Steph real quick. When you guys first started out, what did you do to gain a following?

1:28:21 Caller We played shows.

1:28:22 Guest Played many shows.

1:28:25 Adam Hold on. They didn't put hoops in their dorks. You hear me?

1:28:28 Guest Yeah. We didn't spike our...

1:28:29 Adam They did it the old-fashioned way.

1:28:30 Caller It's like a bent barbell. It's got a ball on each side. I guess you get crazy and crazy.

1:28:35 Guest I got a ball on each side too, but they're natural.

1:28:39 Adam And let me tell you, I know this sounds ridiculous, but I have done some traveling lately and they really hit you with that detector.

1:28:46 Drew Oh yeah. I had to write a letter for a patient. They had a hip replacement.

1:28:51 Adam Had a titanium hip?

1:28:52 Drew In order to get through the airport security. What is going to happen with the hardware here with guys with body piercings?

1:29:02 Caller It's a new time.

1:29:03 Adam I don't know.

1:29:04 Caller Take it off.

1:29:05 Adam I don't know, but it could be potentially very humiliating.

1:29:08 Drew Yeah, it's going to be, okay, take the rings, take the hoops off, put them on the conveyor belt here.

1:29:12 Adam Now listen, I agree with Steph in what he was saying in that I think people are being so bombarded with so much and all this, you know, so many Mountain Dew commercials that they now must, in order to experience some feeling, put a spear through their dork to know they're alive.

1:29:33 Caller Yeah, I mean, it's just, I mean, it's constant. I mean, if it's not programming during the day, it's all the paid programming.

1:29:41 Drew But it is interesting, though, that guys like Luke aren't given alternatives to arousal, right? I mean, if arousal, if you can use arousal to feel good, it's always going to be more, more, more, because it's never enough.

1:29:53 Adam Here's the lesson. Thank you, Confucius. If you think your arousal level is, you're getting bored and you need more arousal, you need less. What you need is a, you need a little classical music, a bong load and a long walk in a forest.

1:30:08 Drew With another person, though, you need the other connection piece.

1:30:10 Guest I don't know. I think it's partially attention to-

1:30:12 Adam And the connection, the guy with the weed?

1:30:14 Drew That connection, if that's what you want to talk about.

1:30:15 Guest I think it's part, partially aside from boredom is attention seeking too because the first thing he's going to do is go whip it out and show it to people.

1:30:24 Caller Look what I just did, man. Just put it to my-

1:30:28 Adam To the chick at the airport, the metal detector.

1:30:31 Caller Jack?

1:30:32 Hey, how's it going?

1:30:33 Adam Hey, you're 24. You want to know if there's a DNA test to see if your child is in fact your child?

1:30:40 Caller Yeah.

1:30:41 Drew Versus who?

1:30:43 Caller Versus my brother. Your twin?

1:30:45 Drew Identical twin brother?

1:30:46 Caller Yeah.

1:30:47 Drew Identical twin brother?

1:30:49 Caller Yeah. I heard from a very reliable source that he might have been dabbling with my girl at the same time.

1:31:00 Drew And she's pregnant now?

1:31:02 Caller Well, my son's like, he's what? A little over one now.

1:31:05 Drew Wow.

1:31:06 Adam Man, what do you care? It's just you.

1:31:07 Caller Yeah, I don't.

1:31:08 Adam I mean, it's your twin. He can't look any different. He's got to have the same basic personality, doesn't he?

1:31:15 Caller I know. But I mean, I always had a feeling that something was going on.

1:31:19 Adam I know. Just leave it alone. See, because to you, you're you, but to us, you're them. You understand? It's cool. I really, you know, how different could he be than how he would turn out anyway? And here, okay, here's my argument for this, Jack. You know, you got nature and nurture. Nature is the genes, and those are the same. So nurture is you because you're raising the kid, so you're covered. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:31:47 Drew He wants to bust his chick, though.

1:31:48 Caller But it's as simple as, I mean, maybe he's already done it to his brother in the past, and that's why he's thinking that way.

1:31:53 Drew You know, there is, other than our 46-foot, we got chromosomes, there is something called plasmids that each mitochondria has. And I don't know if the plasmid chromosomes will be different or if they could even be tested.

1:32:05 Adam And the DNA, good one, Drew. It probably wasn't true, but it impressed all our stone listeners, including the people in this room. Now, is your DNA the same on your identical twin?

1:32:17 Drew Yes, but I'm wondering if the mitochondrial DNA is the same.

1:32:20 Adam All right. And I would assume that one day they'll come up with a test that can decipher even identical twins.

1:32:26 Drew If the plasmid DNA is different, yes.

1:32:28 Adam All right. We're going to take a break. All righty. Well, there you go. Another fantastic show, Deep Deep in the Loveline Ground. Head out to the Glen Helen Pavilion this Saturday. Gates open at 10 a.m. All Ages. Big show, big smokeout show. And go out and see the Deftones and Cypress Hill and all of their good friends. Thanks for coming in, guys.

1:32:55 Guest Hey, thanks for having us.

1:32:56 Drew Good to see you, Santa Bo Bo, for us.

1:32:58 Guest We sure will. I just want to mention this website for all the students who want to donate to Relief Funds from the WTC thing. It's wagepiece2001 at yahoo.com. A friend of mine put it on to me. It's for college students around every area who wants to donate and stuff like that. So you can go on the website and check it out.

1:33:22 Adam All right.

1:33:22 Guest And you know, let's party Saturday, man.

1:33:27 Adam At Glen Helen.

1:33:28 Guest At Glen Helen.

1:33:29 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Crawford for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:33 Drew What the hell does that do for you?

1:33:34 Adam I have no idea.

1:33:35 Drew It's a giant bruise. Your penis is a giant bruise.

1:33:38 Guest Forget about it.

1:33:39 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, but the management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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