Episode 1000754886986

0:54 This is McBurnet, Nolte Audience.

1:01 Drew Go on, Dad.

1:03 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, coast to coast.

1:14 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified internist, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Tim Fluckey, Mark Chavez, and Mike Ransom. Oh, does it Ransom? Yes, that's right. All here from Adema. We've been playing your song on our breakers. What are those called, Drew?

1:42 Drew Bumpers.

1:43 Adam Bumpers, on our bumpers. So we're very familiar with your work.

1:49 Drew We're very familiar with about 15 to 20 seconds of your work, of several songs.

1:53 Right, right, right.

1:55 Adam And Adema, Drew, that means something medically?

1:59 Drew Adema, E-D-E-M-A is swelling.

2:00 Adam Oh, it's different?

2:01 Drew Yeah.

2:02 Adema We changed the spelling.

2:03 Adam You got to start reading. What's with the E? What does that mean?

2:07 Drew They changed the spelling. What does that mean?

2:09 Adam No, well, what does it mean?

2:09 Drew Oh, it's swelling. It's tissue, soft tissue fluid. Just swelling.

2:12 Adam And what's Adema mean?

2:15 Adema Nothing.

2:15 Adema Yeah, it means it means absolutely nothing. Just just a name to represent the five of us and in our band.

2:21 Adema Nothing.

2:22 Adam Really? That's good.

2:23 Adema That's better with an A on the end, I guess.

2:25 Adam Yeah, that was bold. And you guys are all from, everyone from Bakersfield?

2:30 Adema Yeah, we're all from Bakersfield.

2:32 Adam Yep. Are you out yet?

2:34 Adema I mean, yeah, definitely out of there. Yeah, I was lucky enough to experience that this last summer. It's like 110 degrees there every day. So I was excited to be out of there.

2:45 Drew Have you heard how Adam Disparage is your hometown?

2:47 Adema Oh, he doesn't really like to Bakersfield?

2:49 Drew No.

2:50 Adema You've never heard him speak at Bakersfield? We've heard.

2:52 Adam We've heard.

2:52 Adema It's the kind of town you just keep driving through.

2:55 Adam And don't even roll the windows down.

2:57 That's right.

2:58 Adam And if a cop tries to pull you over, just keep going till you get to Mammoth. It'll be safer. It's safer. Yeah, well, no, but I have said Riverside is worse than Bakersfield, haven't I? No. Oh, is it the other way around?

3:12 Drew You've acquainted the two, yes.

3:13 Oh, all right. I'm sorry, fellas.

3:14 Adema That's a coarse tie right there.

3:15 Adam But that's all right. I come from North Hollywood and that sucks, and I speak openly about the suckitude of North Hollywood. I think it's refreshing when people beat up their hometown. Now, somebody is Jonathan from Korn's half-brother. Who is that? Mark?

3:33 Adema Yeah, that's my older brother.

3:35 Adam Same mom?

3:36 Adema Yeah, same mother.

3:37 Drew That is interesting.

3:38 Adam Was she in a band?

3:40 Adema Actually, she did sing in bars and stuff when she was about 20 to 23. She'd sing and stuff and do stuff like that. She was more into Broadway plays and stuff like that. She was into theatrical stuff.

3:52 Adam But you think it's her musical influence that sent you guys down this path or just being pissed off about living in Bakersfield that really?

3:59 Adema I think maybe that was half of it. Other than that, I think it was just a lot of records playing in the house, just different things going on and that was kind of our way to hang out as a family. We'd hang out, listen to different music and stuff.

4:11 Drew And to get your gun, Oklahoma.

4:14 Adam So now, did Jonathan help you at all?

4:18 Adema Actually no, that was one of the focus for this band was not to use that as like a stepping stone or anything.

4:27 Drew Did you grow up with him?

4:28 Adema Yeah, yeah, we grew up together but you know there's eight years difference. So, you know, he was living with his father and I was living with my mom. So there was a lot of time that wasn't spent there. But you know, we basically, we got our band together. You know, we've been doing music a long time, everyone in Adema as well as Korn. I think just good music comes out of the city and stuff and just kind of happened naturally.

4:52 Adam It is, it's scary but Bakersfield has kind of a music scene. I mean, not the city, but it's putting musicians out.

5:02 Adema Yeah, there's really nothing to do there. So, you know, people form bands or gangs or, you know, whatever. That's kind of like the thing there.

5:09 Adam Gangs, just a band without a guitar, if you really think about it. All right. So Adema is here. I'll give you some of the dates. They're going to be at the Palladium tomorrow night, by the way, Friday night out here in Los Angeles and then in Vegas, Salt Lake City, Kansas City, Lincoln, Nebraska, I'm guessing, Wichita. Oh my God, you guys are on a serious tour. And are you busing it everywhere?

5:35 Adema Yeah. Yeah.

5:36 Drew Good times.

5:37 Adam That's good. In case some, unless some crazy croat slit someone's throat and drives everyone into a drainage ditch. Did you hear about this?

5:45 Drew What?

5:46 Adam Some guy on a Greyhound bus just slit the driver's throat and took everybody off the road. It had nothing to do. It wasn't a terrorist act.

5:56 It was just he just flipped out some crazy guy.

5:58 Adam Yeah. But you know, it's kind of a weird time we're living in because you hear the story about the guy who slits the throat of the Greyhound bus driver and kills six people and you go, Oh, Christ, another terrorist attack. And then it's then it turns out he's just crazy.

6:12 Adema And you're like, Oh, that's quite safe again.

6:18 Adam We all breathe a sigh of relief. We're back to being murdered by our own. Thank goodness we can all relax now. We'll be killed by our own blood out there on the highway. All right. So we'll hear something off the new CD entitled Adema and give you some more tour dates and all that. That may be one of the ones we're going to hear tonight. Hey Will, you're 22?

6:40 Caller Yeah.

6:41 Adam What's up?

6:42 Caller Well first of all, Adam Corolla, you're the man.

6:44 Adam I'm thanks.

6:44 Dr. Drew.

6:46 Great.

6:47 Drew What's up, Adema?

6:48 Caller I love your music.

6:49 Adema Thank you guys.

6:50 Caller That's cool. Yeah. Um, I can, see I can air through my ass. And.

6:59 Adam Apparently the authorities have found out about this.

7:03 What was that?

7:05 Adam You can suck air in.

7:06 Caller Yeah. And I can blow it out. I can like fart like as loud as I can. Like as loud as anyone. Yeah.

7:11 Adema In through your butt. You can suck it in through your butt.

7:15 Drew Do you practice that?

7:15 Caller I'm on the roof.

7:16 Drew You're on the roof.

7:17 Caller On the roof.

7:18 Adam I see.

7:19 Drew They're on to you, Will.

7:20 What?

7:22 Caller I'm like in my girlfriend's house and her parents won't know I'm here.

7:25 Adam I see. They live in a nice neighborhood, huh?

7:27 Caller Um, no, that was ambulances.

7:29 Oh, I see.

7:30 Adam Okay. Well, that's cool then. Someone's just dead.

7:32 Caller But anyway, yeah, I can hear it through my ass.

7:34 Adam Right. Let me ask, we've talked to people about this before and one question I always forget to ask is, if your head was underwater, could you breathe through your ass? Will it work as a sort of snorkel or asshole as it were?

7:52 Caller I don't know, I think it works that way, but.

7:54 Adam Well, try it. Put your head in like a kiddie pool and stick your ass up in the air and see if you can stay there for like 10, 20 minutes. Drew, wouldn't that be great?

8:03 Drew I just think like a whale.

8:05 Adam Well, if you can suck air in.

8:06 Drew Why not? Blow.

8:08 Caller Okay.

8:10 Drew All right, so what's...

8:11 Caller I'll say my abilities if you really want me to.

8:13 Adam Oh, would you like to demonstrate?

8:14 Caller If you want me to.

8:15 Adam Well, we twisted your arm, didn't we, Will?

8:18 Caller You want me to.

8:19 Adam All right, we'll do it, but here's the deal. I want to hear the air going in as well so I know it's not at hearts.

8:24 Caller I gotta get in my position. Hold on a second.

8:27 Adam All right. On the roof.

8:51 Adema That's not like a bunch of farts, dude.

8:53 Adam Yeah, I give it a four. Wow, that was huge. Huge.

9:01 Adema When did you find out you knew this talent?

9:03 Caller When I was little, I was looking under my couch for some change, and all of a sudden, the air just rushed right in my ass, and it freaked me out, and I was like, what the hell? And then when I got up, I just felt like I had a fart, and the thing was like monsters, it was like ten seconds long, it was sick.

9:20 Adema Is that like a quiff or something?

9:22 Adam Yeah, Drew, how does that work? How come some people can do that? No, but I mean, why is this limited to such a select few in our population?

9:33 Drew Why is there only one Sammy Sosa?

9:36 Adam I guess you're right. Drew is right.

9:39 Drew Barry Bonds, come on.

9:40 Sammy Sosa can do that?

9:41 Drew There are only so many guys.

9:43 Adam I think that's what Drew is saying. Hey, Will. So was that all on the way?

9:50 Is that all on the way out or did we hear some on the way in?

9:54 Caller I saw some men. I can do it so loud.

9:55 Drew I'll wake up every night. You heard both.

9:58 Adam They must be delighted.

9:59 Caller I mean, if you want, I can go on the very edge of the roof and just let one huge one out if you want me to.

10:04 Adam Yeah, I'd like that. I think I would, yeah. Is he on the roof of a single family home? Maybe.

10:11 Caller Yeah, I'm on the roof of, her parents know that I'm dating her and everything.

10:17 Adam Right.

10:18 Caller But they don't know that I come up at night sometimes just to be with her, and she's still going to school and everything.

10:24 Adam Right.

10:25 Drew Where is she right now?

10:27 Caller She's in the, she has like a double room and she's in the other room.

10:29 Drew She's in the other room. She's not, she's not the part to be holding the video.

10:34 Adema The talent.

10:35 Adam Is this what attracted her to you or?

10:37 Caller Oh, no. She didn't know about this for, you know, until like about four months in the relationship, and she, she thinks it's pretty cool.

10:44 Adam That is, that is, that is.

10:45 Adema She's just so used to it that she's inside the house and you're just on the roof.

10:49 Yeah.

10:50 Adema As normal. Status quo on the roof.

10:52 Adam All right. Give us one more, Will. All right.

10:54 Caller You want to hear the tuck in and everything? Yeah.

10:56 Adam I'd like to hear the whole process. All right.

10:57 Caller Hold on a second here, guys.

10:58 Adam Thank you.

11:23 Oh, boy.

11:25 You know, you know, the funny thing is...

11:27 Adam This is wonderful. I like to fast forward to tomorrow morning when dad's on the phone going, Yeah, Bert, I'm running a little bit late. I'll be in the office. Holy Christ. What the hell happened to this phone? It has fecal matter on it. Yeah.

11:46 Adema Does anything come out when you do that?

11:49 Adam His soul, I think. Let's just... Let me get Will back on here. Hey, Will?

11:54 Caller Yeah.

11:55 Adam It's just air, right? I mean...

11:57 Caller It's basically all air, yeah.

11:59 Adam Right. It's like a wind douche for guys. I'm jealous. As a guy who farts conventionally, and is pretty proud of it, I'm very jealous of Will. And I now know how women feel about other women who have breast implants. Like, that's cheating. You know, this is something that's near and dear to me. That bitch got implants. That's the way I feel about Will. All right. Very nice, Will. Call back anytime. Boy, that was impressive. Yeah. Kristen?

12:31 Caller Christine?

12:32 Adam Christine?

12:33 Caller Yeah.

12:34 Adam Can you fart?

12:36 Caller I lost, like, my whole thought because of that.

12:38 Adam Yeah, that was great, wasn't it?

12:39 Caller That was disgusting. And you guys were laughing so hard, too.

12:43 Adam That was true.

12:44 Drew Is it?

12:46 Adam Drew loves that.

12:48 Adema He takes all the...

12:49 Drew It really is the difference between men and women. That's right. It's the defining difference right there.

12:56 Adam All right. What's up there, Christine?

12:59 Caller My boyfriend is giving me trouble for two years. He cheated on me. And I feel like I belong on Jerry Springer because, like, I'm not leaving him. And I'm like, well, I love him, you know?

13:13 Adam Did he cheat with the same person for two years?

13:15 Caller Yeah, like, the whole time.

13:16 Adam So he just had a very long affair.

13:18 Caller Yeah.

13:19 Adam And how did you find out about it?

13:23 Caller I found her number in his laundry and I called it and then that started the whole thing.

13:28 Drew Do you think if we talk to him, who would he say his girlfriend was? You or her?

13:32 Caller I guess it would depend on who you talk to.

13:34 Drew Well, what if we talk to him?

13:37 Caller Probably me, because I was first.

13:39 Adam You were first? Yeah. You just discovered this after two years?

13:45 Caller No, I've known about it for... I sound so stupid, I know. For like a year.

13:51 Adema Where did you find the number in the laundry? When was the last time?

13:54 Caller Like a year ago.

13:56 Adema It took him a year to memorize her phone number?

13:58 Adam That's what I was thinking. What's he carrying around this piece of evidence for for a year?

14:02 Caller I know it's her new cell phone number.

14:04 Adam Her new cell phone?

14:05 Drew Yeah.

14:05 Adam Okay.

14:06 Drew So you had already been dating her for a while?

14:08 Caller Yeah.

14:08 Adam All right. But again, it sounds not so much like he was cheating on you as he was sort of deceiving both of you and sort of dating both of you.

14:18 Caller Yeah, he was. I've talked to her many times on the phone.

14:21 Drew Did she think she was a girlfriend?

14:23 Caller Yeah. Well, she knew kind of something about me. I moved to New York from San Diego for him. And he told her that things didn't work out and I had left. She honestly had no clue about me.

14:37 Drew So she thought she was the girlfriend?

14:39 Caller Yeah.

14:40 Adam All right. So now what's he say?

14:43 Caller Now he's like, she's out of the picture. Anything she says to you, she's lying. But obviously the trust is not so good with us.

14:52 Drew Well, at least you've learned that.

14:53 Adam All right. So you're feeling like you never really had a relationship in a way.

14:58 Drew I hope you're feeling that way.

15:00 Caller Yeah, I am.

15:01 Adam Okay.

15:02 Drew Why would you? Where did you learn that this is even remotely acceptable as a relationship?

15:06 Caller That's what I have no idea. And I know like if if I was giving outside advice to someone in my situation, I'd be like, you know, leave him, you know, everything.

15:17 Drew But why can't you?

15:20 Caller I just the fact that if I leave here or him and go back to San Diego, like to think that I'll never see him again, I just, I don't know. I don't want that. I don't want that.

15:32 Drew Why? Do you rather have this abuse?

15:34 Because I love him.

15:35 Drew Oh, please.

15:37 Adam Well, listen, I know what you're talking about. And I don't know how old you guys are. But I know what, Drew, I'm talking to Adema, by the way. But here's the thing. You do get that feeling of I'm never going to see this person again. And it freaks you out when you're younger. And when you're older, you're thankful. Yeah. You go, I'm never going to see this person again. It's great news. Yeah. But there's this weird thing like you invested three years of your life and you'll never get that back and you'll never see this person again. But believe me, it's a healthy thing. Yeah.

16:08 Drew You've got to go through that.

16:09 Adam Yeah. This guy's flawed, Christine. I think you got to get out of this one.

16:13 Drew I know.

16:14 Adam It's never like, you'll never trust him.

16:16 Drew It's never going to work out. Yeah. It's too much violation here. It's not like you have something bonding you together like a child. I hope not anyway, a child or something. And there's no reason to, there's just nothing, no common ground to build something.

16:27 Adam Plus, you'll never trust him and you'll pay him back every day of the relationship in some subtle way.

16:33 Adema There's a million fish in the sea anyway.

16:35 Drew And he'll always be that guy. He'll always cheat on you because that's just the way he conducts himself in his relationship with you.

16:41 Caller See, I'm thinking, because he's in the Navy and I'm thinking, if he gets out soon and for some weird reason, I'm thinking just like as soon as he's out of the Navy, it'll be fine because the girl also is in the Navy. Yeah.

16:58 Adam Right. But then he'll get out of the Navy and he'll get a job and he'll bang the chick he works with at Kinko's.

17:03 Caller Well, I mean, if he's with her in the Navy, then when he's with you out of the Navy, why wouldn't he still pursue her? It's the same situation, just reversed a little bit.

17:11 Caller Because she's leaving.

17:13 Adam All right. But there'll be other ones. Get out of there, Christine.

17:16 Drew You got to get out.

17:16 Adam You got in when you were young. You were what, 20?

17:19 Caller 23.

17:19 Drew If you can't do it.

17:20 Adam No, I mean, when you got in, you were 20?

17:22 Caller Oh, 21.

17:24 Drew Well, look, if you can't do it, it's because you don't have enough health in your life. And you got to build that maybe first. Some close relationships with people you can rely on who support you. We can spend time with, deal with, help you manage your feelings. And then you got to go.

17:36 Adam That was funny. She said she was from San Diego and she just moved to New York, but she sounded like she was born in Brooklyn, didn't she? I mean, she really adapted quickly. Nick?

17:47 Yeah.

17:47 Adam They'll never take her back into San Diego. Nick, you're 19. What's up?

17:52 Caller How are you doing, Adam?

17:53 Adam Good.

17:54 Caller I'm just calling to say hi to Adema.

17:57 Caller What's up, dude?

17:58 Caller The music's really great.

17:59 Adema Thanks, man.

18:00 Caller I've heard your guys' demos over and over from my roommate, your cousin.

18:04 Caller My killer, man.

18:05 Caller Marcus' cousin, Pete.

18:06 Adema Oh, cool, man.

18:07 Caller Yeah, you guys are great.

18:09 Drew He's related to... Everyone's related to Bakersfield.

18:11 Caller Yeah.

18:12 Adema That's the problem.

18:13 Caller We're all second cousins.

18:15 Caller Oh, yeah. Got a big family of musicians.

18:18 Adam Nick, did you get the CD, though?

18:21 Caller Yeah, I got the CD.

18:22 Adam Oh, okay. All right.

18:23 Caller Got like five copies of it.

18:25 Caller Oh, thanks, brother.

18:28 Caller Anyway, Adam, I don't know what your problem is with Bakersfield.

18:32 Caller Well, it's...

18:33 Drew Nick, you live there.

18:34 Adam It's a dump. Come on.

18:36 Caller It's all right. Really? Hey, if Bakersfield was so crappy, you wouldn't get bands like Adema and Korn and...

18:44 Adam No, see, I disagree. I think their artistic energy is a response to that horrible environment. It's what breeds it.

18:53 Adema Like Seattle. Like Seattle rained all the time.

18:54 Adam It's like any good artist comes from an environment that's a little tough. Sometimes it's just the family. Other times it's the whole place. But it does... it breeds artistic expression when you come from that sort of area. I mean, nobody... no good bands come out of Beverly Hills or Hancock Park, right? They all come out of these areas. Thank you. They're like... bands are like prize fighters. You gotta grow up in a tough neighborhood on the south side of Chicago in order to get that sort of eye of the tiger. Thank you. Hey, hey, I bred the band with the boxing. Do you see that with the eye of the tiger there?

19:34 Caller That's great.

19:35 Adam Thank you.

19:36 Caller All right.

19:36 Adam Let's talk to Mary. She's 24. Mary?

19:39 Adema Yes.

19:39 Adam What's up?

19:40 I have a question. Apparently, the last couple of times that I've had sex with my boyfriend, after I had an orgasm, I almost get very busy and nauseous.

19:50 Adema And I almost feel like I'm about to pass out.

19:52 Caller Sounds like great sex.

19:54 Yeah.

19:55 Adema It is.

19:55 It's just that I get very nervous that I'm almost gonna black out, or I almost get, and I've let him know, and I feel awkward till I know that I'm almost on the verge of, but I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up cause I feel like I'm releasing that many toxins and I'm just like kind of losing it.

20:13 Adema Have you ever seen South Park, like Stan, when he sees the, his crush, he like wants to pee and stuff?

20:22 Adam Hey Mary, does he, does he got you on one of those sex wings, you know, those harness things?

20:27 Adema No.

20:28 Adam No, okay.

20:28 Drew Do you have pain during intercourse?

20:32 Adema No, I used to but not, not anymore.

20:35 Drew Do you hyperventilate?

20:37 Adema I try not to.

20:39 Drew So maybe you're hyperventilating, that's all this is.

20:41 Adema Okay.

20:42 Drew So.

20:43 Adam Well, I mean, put it this way, if you lay down on the sofa and you start breathing real hard and real fast and then you scream and then you stand up, you're gonna be a little lightheaded, a little dizzy. Do you know what I'm saying?

20:55 Yeah.

20:56 Adam So this is the same kind of thing.

20:59 Okay.

20:59 Adam Okay.

21:00 Drew There are normal. Well, it's not precise. I mean, you should have a pelvic exam to make sure there's not some infection or something.

21:05 Adam But that wouldn't make her dizzy.

21:07 Drew Yeah, that wouldn't make her nauseated. Those who will get nauseated and dizzy at the same time.

21:10 Do you guys ever go through that? Do they ever go through like such an intensive orgasm where it's just like you don't feel like they're going to collapse?

21:18 Adam I did. I collapsed on the way to the fridge once. I hit my head on the coffee table, but I was pretty loaded. I think it was definitely the beer.

21:29 Drew No, Mary, they don't.

21:30 Adam Guys don't do that. Let me ask this too. Do guys grow up playing sports or at least a lot of guys grow up playing sports and you're used to kind of spending yourself a little bit, working up a sweat and then stopping? And in sex, for a guy, most guys can be like a little two-on-two basketball or something.

21:53 Adema Or a sprint?

21:54 Yeah, just be like a nice sprint or something.

21:56 Adam Yeah, for me, it's like a good 40, 30, good 10-yard dash.

22:01 Adema Like bringing it down and going...

22:03 Adam Right, right. And so maybe guys condition themselves a little to do that go up and go down thing a little bit.

22:09 Drew And after all, there is something more internal going on with them. I mean, you're moving Viscera around sometimes.

22:14 Adam Well, Viscera?

22:14 Drew Maybe not you, Adam, but some guy is able to move the internal parts around.

22:19 Adam Oh, you're scrambling them.

22:20 Drew Yeah.

22:21 Adam Interesting.

22:22 Drew And usually women will have pain and nausea when that's happening. All right. You are doing that.

22:27 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. Adema is our guest tonight. We'll hear something off the CD entitled Adema. And we'll be back with some tour dates and more of your calls after this.

22:38 Drew Hello. Is this Loveline?

22:44 Hi, I'm Jerry Springer, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

22:49 Adam Yes, he is.

22:51 Drew Who would have appreciated the last conversation during the break?

22:53 Adam We, it was all ass. That's all we spoke of. It was one big fart conversation.

22:58 Adema A booty conversation.

23:00 Adam Ademas here. And let me tell you, I'm an atheist and farting is kind of my religion. And just like anybody of any religion, when I meet brethren, you know what I mean? Who are into it too, I immediately feel closer to them.

23:15 Drew Well, you have communion with them.

23:16 Adam Yeah, that's how I feel about Ademas.

23:19 Drew This is evidence of God for you. This is the connection with the spiritual.

23:23 Adam That's right. Thank you. Tim, Mark and Mike are all here from the band. We're going to hear something off the Ademas CD in just a moment. I think what we'll do is we'll take a call and then we'll hear a song. Paula, you're 21.

23:40 Caller Yes, I am.

23:41 Adam What's up?

23:43 Adema Well, first of all, I love you guys.

23:45 Caller I especially love the interesting conversations I've been listening to this evening. Made me laugh all the way home.

23:51 Thank you. Great.

23:55 Caller Well, I've been dating this guy for a year and a half. He's totally great. He bought me a car. I've been making one payment on it. He spoiled me.

24:07 Adema He treated me really good.

24:09 Caller Everything is perfect, but I'm finding myself falling into the pattern of looking and flirting and coming very close to cheating on him with other guys. And it's not just him. It's been other guys that I've dated as well.

24:26 Drew How old is he?

24:27 Caller He's 22.

24:28 Drew And how long have you been with him again?

24:30 Caller I've been with him for a year and a half.

24:31 Drew Do you think maybe just the relationship is over? It's not like you sabotaged it at the beginning. You've been in a relationship with him for a year and a half, and it's sort of run its course, maybe.

24:39 Adema But I don't feel like it.

24:41 Caller I can see myself spending the rest of my life with him, but...

24:43 Drew Maybe that's what's scaring you.

24:45 Adema I think she's guilty that she has this friggin car and she wants to get rid of the guy, but she wants the car, too. I think she wants it.

24:52 Caller Oh, he'd let me keep the car.

24:53 Drew No, her thing is, her thing is, this guy's perfect. Why do I sabotage relationships with perfect guys?

24:58 Adam Right?

24:58 Caller No, but it hasn't just been perfect guys. The last boy I dated, and I say boy, he dropped out of high school. He had no plans for this future. He was working at a gas station.

25:09 Adam Oh, my God.

25:11 Caller Imagine that.

25:14 Caller So that's why I'm dating this guy who treats me really well.

25:17 Adema He's in college.

25:18 He owns his own car.

25:20 Drew Aren't you making my case for me? What I said was why do you sabotage a relationship with the good guys?

25:28 Adema It's not just good guys though.

25:30 Adam All right. First off, clear something up. You said he bought you a car and you only made one payment.

25:36 Caller Yeah.

25:36 Adam What does that mean? I mean, he bought you the car, right?

25:40 Caller Well, the loan is in his name. I've had it for a couple of months and I've made one and a half payments on it. Like out of first payments, I made one and a half and he made the others.

25:52 Adam I know. But don't you think he's going to stop making the payments after you dump him?

25:57 Caller Yeah.

25:58 Adam Okay. So him letting you keep the cars, not really letting you keep the car if you don't own the car, right?

26:06 Caller Well, after it's paid off, he would sign it over.

26:09 Adema We've already had this discussion.

26:10 Adam It's going to be paid off in four years, though, right?

26:13 Adema Yeah.

26:15 Drew Yeah, he's assuming you'll be with him in four years, Paula.

26:18 Adam All right. Anyway, so don't factor the car in because if you dump him tomorrow, you're going to have to take over the payments.

26:23 Caller Right.

26:24 Adam Okay. But it seems like you're just not into the guy.

26:27 I am, no.

26:28 Caller He makes me happy. I mean, the sex is great.

26:33 Adam Well, what is it that you don't like about him?

26:36 Nothing.

26:37 Adam Okay. Then why do you think you feel the need to cheat on him?

26:41 Caller I think what happened is I went into this relationship a little too soon after I left my other one and I'm feeling I would I can totally see myself settling down with this guy. It's just I kind of want to live life before I settle down.

26:55 Drew All right. That's fine.

26:56 Adema Tell him.

26:56 Drew Then again, that's it.

26:57 Caller But I'm afraid that if we break up, I will lose him forever.

27:00 Adema You will.

27:01 Drew You might.

27:01 Adema You will.

27:02 Drew You might. But that's.

27:02 Adema I don't want to. He's perfect.

27:04 Drew You've got to make that decision. Lots of guys do this. Men do this all the time. Men will leave a relationship knowing that there's a good chance they will lose them, regret it really their whole life, but still believe they had to do it because they could not have been in that relationship without having first to go out and test things.

27:22 Adam And this is what we're talking about at the top of the show, actually after the farting stopped, which is going to be the name of my next book, After The Farting Stops. But you're in your early 20s and you have this feeling of just when you think about not seeing this person ever again or having them in your life ever again, you get a pit in your stomach, right?

27:49 Adema I get scared to death.

27:50 Adam Right. And everybody does that in their early 20s and it's just part of growing up and being that age and experiencing life. And I say do it sooner than later because it will come. You can't have both. You can't live life and live with this guy.

28:08 Adema But why do I always?

28:09 Caller But it's for like bad guys, like guys who totally don't meet up with his standards.

28:15 Adam Yeah, but stop. You know what? You're putting everybody into a computer. This guy has a job. This guy goes to college. This guy has his own car. And by the way, she's real fixated on the car thing. It's not that big a deal.

28:28 Caller No, it's not.

28:29 Adam But you said this guy has his own car. He got you a car.

28:32 I mean, it's not the car.

28:34 Caller It's my car.

28:36 Adam You'll be, listen, you'll fall in love with somebody and it won't be based on how they look on paper.

28:41 Drew Is there something about your, hang on, do you have a bad boy dad, a dad that was not available and was an alcoholic, maybe that kind of thing?

28:49 Caller Did what?

28:49 Drew Did you have a father who was abusive or was an alcoholic?

28:51 Caller No, my father passed away when I was 15.

28:54 Drew What kind of guy was he?

28:57 Caller He wasn't a drinker, my mom worked a midnight shift, so I mainly grew up with my dad. I don't remember, I guess, he smoked weed, but that's about it.

29:08 Drew What kind of guy was he?

29:10 Caller He treated my mom good. I know that if he hadn't passed away, they'd still be married to this day.

29:14 Drew What did he die of?

29:16 Caller Lung cancer.

29:17 Adam How did he treat you though?

29:19 Adema I was daddy's little girl.

29:21 Caller I'm an only child.

29:22 Drew What did he do for a living?

29:24 Caller He worked in a factory. He graduated from high school, but he never pursued college.

29:30 Adam Did he have his own car?

29:32 Caller Yes, he had his own car.

29:33 Adam Okay, all right.

29:34 Adema He was a keeper.

29:35 Adam No wonder your mom never let him go. He had his own wheels.

29:38 Drew You know, it's women frequently go through a phase where they've got to date a bunch of bad guys and they get through that. And you may just go through that phase, Paul, so go ahead.

29:48 Adam Yeah. And listen, get it out of your system. That's fine. Listen, at 21, you shouldn't be wanting to get married. You should have that. All right, let's hear something from Adema. What do you say? Cue it up there, Anderson. This is from the self-titled CD called Adema, and this is called Give It In. A little something from our new fart buddies, Adema. They're going to be here all night. Adema is also the name of the CD. I'll give you some dates where you can find them around the country. Also, this evening. And let's talk to Liz, who's 19. Liz?

34:49 Caller Hey.

34:50 Drew Hey.

34:51 Caller I just want to say that, you know, hi and everything, and that Adema is awesome.

34:56 Caller Oh, thank you.

34:56 Adema Thank you very much.

34:57 Caller I'll be at the Chicago show Halloween night.

34:59 Caller Oh, cool.

35:00 Caller And front, of course. But anyhow, I just want to say the song, Close Friends. Did you write that from, like, a personal experience, or? How did that come up?

35:12 Adema Well, the band was actually just about to do a demo when I was with this girl for a few years, and I found out that the drummer of the band at that time was fooling around with her. So it was kind of like a song for both of them, you know? It's like they were both good friends of mine, and it was just shocking for me to find that out, especially at a time where we were finally getting somewhere, getting noticed, our music was getting noticed. So I wrote those lyrics about that.

35:42 Adam You guys broke up and kicked the drummer out?

35:45 Adema Yeah.

35:45 Adema Good.

35:47 Adam But it's good. Then the band took off, and you're single, and you're banging your way across the United States.

35:52 Adema Yeah, it was a blessing in disguise, actually. We got a drummer.

35:54 Adam Right.

35:57 Adema His name is Chris Coles, by the way. He wanted me to say that for him tonight. Chris Coles.

36:01 Adam Hey, Liz?

36:02 Caller Yeah.

36:03 Adam All right.

36:04 Caller Okay.

36:05 Adam All right.

36:05 Drew Is that it? Nothing else?

36:07 Caller Well, if you want to hook me up with Backstage Pez, is that it?

36:11 Adema Seat room?

36:11 Adam They almost had her off the line.

36:14 Drew No problem.

36:15 Adam You're going to be at the Chicago show, huh?

36:17 Adema Yeah, we'll see there.

36:19 Drew All right.

36:19 Adam Good times there, baby.

36:20 All right.

36:20 Adam Bye. All right. Let's say hi to Michael real fast, before we take a break.

36:26 Michael, now?

36:29 Adam All right. Hey, what's up?

36:31 Not much. I'm quickly approaching my 30th birthday, and starting to get those feelings of depression. I normally get around my birthday, but this year, they seem to be just a little bit more intense.

36:45 Adam You remember because you're turning 30?

36:47 Yeah.

36:47 Drew Because you have chronic depression?

36:49 Well, yeah, and it seems to come along whenever my birthday is around.

36:56 Drew Well, right.

36:58 Adam I'm that way too with birthdays, Christmas, and weekdays.

37:04 Drew And the end of football season.

37:04 Adam And Saturday, but not Sunday during football season. And sometimes there's a good college game on Saturday. I'm okay too.

37:11 Florida State, yeah.

37:12 Adam All right.

37:12 Drew Well, look, Michael, here's the deal. Here's what I've noticed in people in the early 30s that get depressed. It's usually that their life isn't quite together the way they want it. Their friends are getting on and doing things, establishing careers, getting families started. And some people feel left behind by that. And if that's you, if that's what's causing you to feel sort of depressed now that you are 30, maybe it's time to look into some of those things and take care of business.

37:33 Adam And it's a bitch, too, as a guy, if you don't have your career on track and your buddies are starting to make money. You remember that? Oh, Drew, you didn't have that.

37:42 Drew No.

37:42 Adam You were the buddy who was making money, making everyone feel bad. Did you guys ever have that? How old are you guys? You guys are pretty young, right?

37:51 Caller Yeah, I'm 24.

37:52 Adema I'm 22.

37:53 26. Oh, all right.

37:55 Adam I was that guy then. I'm the only guy in this room. You know, there's nothing worse. I mean, you're still sort of pecking away at the dream. And your buddies went the straight route and they've worked their way up the ladder just a little bit. And they got some dental insurance. Guy pulls up in a new Maxima. And it's like, oh, dude.

38:15 Adema Pulls into your gas station that you work at, that kind of thing.

38:18 Caller Right, right.

38:20 Adam Fill her up and check the oil pressure. What's your goober?

38:24 Caller I think I kind of went through that sort of thing. Because I didn't finish college and I had other friends that did. You kind of see them starting careers and you kind of feel like, man, I'm still living in a garage or other people's couches.

38:36 Adam Yeah, I know.

38:37 Adema Those are all my new friends now, by the way.

38:41 Adam You got one of those secured credit cards where you pay them 500 and they give you 300 credit. Bank of Hoban issued it to you. It's a page.

38:52 Adema You just got to be 18 and breathing to give away.

38:55 Adam Yeah, we trust you. Just give us 500 and we'll give you 250 credit. No problem. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back with Adema after this.

39:07 Loveline for Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

39:16 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tim, Mark and Mike are all here from Adema. We'll hear something else off of the Adema CD. They're gonna be at the Palladium, the Hollywood Palladium tomorrow night. So that ought to be quite an extravaganza. It gets a little rowdy around there. I'll tell you, I live not too far from the Hollywood Palladium. And they got all the hardcore acts over there, right? I mean, that's the place.

39:53 Adema Tomorrow, it's hardcore, big time.

39:56 Adam It's been the place for a little while, I think. I mean, the Palladium, Drew, you remember that? Growing up in Palladium? No. You remember Perkins Palace? Yeah, sure. Perkins. Over in Pasadena. I saw the Plasmatics over there in like 1981. Nice. Yeah. Windy O. God rest her soul. Oh, yeah. The car finally blew up while she was in it, and that's what happened to the Plasmatics. Drew, you remember the Plasmatics?

40:24 Drew I do.

40:24 Adam Oh, you do? You catch them when they were over?

40:27 Drew No, never saw them. Never met her.

40:29 Adam I'll tell you, you guys remember the Plasmatics?

40:32 Adema I remember Windy O.

40:35 Adam The Plasmatics were the first sort of cartoon punk band, meaning the punk scene was around for a couple of years and there was all the hardcore punk bands and then the Plasmatics were sort of the kiss, what kiss was to rock if the Plasmatics were to punk. And there's a couple things I remember about that show. She would, you know, take the chainsaw and she wore like clothes pins on her nipples and everything and she would take the chainsaw and carve the guitars in half and stuff. But there's two things I remember from that show. First, they would blow up a car on stage, which I was in the mosh pit and my chin was actually resting on the stage. And I remember turning to my buddy Todd and telling him this is going to be bogus when she took the big TNT stick and threw it into the old junk car.

41:26 Adema But it blew up, man.

41:27 Adam I mean, it scared the S out of me. I was in shock for two days. I couldn't believe it. The other thing that put me in shock is the lead guitar player was wearing like a tutu and fishnet stockings and he had one nut that was hanging out of his tutu. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but when a nut gets pressed hard against fishnets, it makes a checkerboard pattern on it. And the stage about five feet high and this guy had his foot up on the amp, you know, and I was just standing under him looking at this one ball the entire show. That's horrible. Waffle ball. Traumatizing.

42:06 Adema Yeah. Yeah.

42:08 Adam Yeah, I actually saw him twice. I didn't want to see him the second time. We saw him once is kind of a goof. And then two days later, some like distant family member called and said, hey, your little nephew has tickets and needs somebody to take him to the plasmonics. So I was like, I was there two nights ago. Well, can you take us? We went again.

42:29 What the hell?

42:30 Adam They blew up the car. But this time I stood back. Anyway, Wendy Ostead. Daniel, you're 19.

42:38 Caller Yeah.

42:39 Adam What's up?

42:40 Caller Well, first of all, I want to say Adam, you rule. You're like the funniest guy I've ever heard in my life.

42:43 Adam Great. Thank you.

42:45 Caller And Dr. Drew, you're like the genius. If I ever go on that millionaire show, I'm going to use you as a last thing.

42:50 Drew Have fun.

42:51 Caller Yeah, whatever.

42:52 Drew What's up, Daniel?

42:54 Caller Well, I like performing oral on a girl a lot, right? And I was just wondering, if she's on her menstrual period, is there any way that if I perform oral on her while she's on it, that I could get sick or something?

43:07 Drew Does she have any infectious diseases?

43:09 Caller Not that I know of.

43:10 Drew No, then you wouldn't.

43:12 Caller No.

43:13 Drew No.

43:13 Adam Are you going to do it?

43:14 Adema Are you going to do it?

43:15 Adam He was kind of hoping the answer would be yes.

43:17 Adema You have an excuse.

43:18 Adam You have an excuse, right?

43:20 Caller No, because I'm wondering about the secretion or something. Like if there's any way I could get sick, stomach problems, something.

43:25 Drew No. Well, you're not, you know, I wouldn't suggest you lap up. But no, you know, if you have something infectious, if she has something that you could contract, you could get a more effective way to get it is by blood exposure, obviously, blood borne diseases. But other than that, no.

43:42 Adam What if you compromise and just lick her maxi pad? I mean, just you want to be hardcore, but you don't want to be too hardcore. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you want to show commitment, but not get hepatitis, you know what I'm saying?

43:55 Adema Surround together.

43:56 Adam It just sounds like a compromise. Alright. Alright, Daniel. Is she going to let you do this, by the way?

44:02 Adema Is she asking for it? I mean, is she asking for you to do it during the...

44:07 Adam Daniel? I think he hung up. I got to tell you, I would not trust a woman who would let a guy do this. Because most sane women would be like, no way, get out of there. You know what I mean?

44:19 Drew There's let and then there's also sort of encourage. Encouraging would be like, no.

44:23 Adam But even let...

44:25 Drew If a guy were really insistent upon it, that's the guy's problem.

44:28 Adam You got a story, Drew? You never let anyone do that to you while you're...

44:33 Drew Not during my period.

44:34 I see.

44:36 Adam All right. Class. Yeah. I wouldn't mind having a period, not because I want a period, but more... Just to use something. Yeah. Sorry about the mood, fellas. I mean, I'm on the rag. Hey, Doug, sorry I snapped at you in the car, man. But you know what I'm saying? You've been there. Yeah. Hey, I can't make it into work today. Feeling a little cramped. Feeling a little crampy. I need like a gallon of Haagen-Dazs. I'm just going to cry and watch TV. I can't go to work. Yeah. Yeah. I just. Yeah. It wouldn't be bad just to have in your hip pocket, you know?

45:16 Adema Just because you never know if they're lying or not.

45:18 Adam No. And you're not going to. And what are you going to call them out on? All the days.

45:21 Caller Ask for proof.

45:22 Adam And listen, I've been in a, you know, I've been a boss when people have called in. And soon as a chick goes, well, you know, that's cool. Don't come in. Take tomorrow. Take the week off.

45:36 Adema Whatever it takes.

45:39 Adam Yeah. As a guy, you don't have any of that. The only one you got is a drink too much. And then you get, you know, you get punished for that. Hey, Angie.

45:49 Yeah.

45:50 Adam You're 17.

45:51 Caller Yeah.

45:51 Adam Oh, you're so lucky with that period.

45:55 Drew What's up, Angie?

45:56 Caller Um, I don't know if I would call it lactating, but for like the last three years, I have some sort of liquid coming out of my breast.

46:04 Adam You know, I like the lactate just to use as an excuse.

46:08 Drew That would be lactating.

46:09 Adam Right.

46:09 Drew Are you wanting medication?

46:11 Caller No.

46:11 Drew Nothing?

46:12 Caller Nothing at all.

46:13 Drew No birth control pills? Nothing?

46:15 Caller Nothing.

46:16 Drew Okay.

46:16 Adam Do a certain amount of women do this?

46:18 Drew Yeah. Sometimes just irritation of the nipple can cause it. And sometimes it's thyroid conditions. There are other things that can do it. So it's something that's important to have worked out, to have a doctor look at. Okay, Angie? Okay. But sometimes it amounts to nothing.

46:31 Adam You have a boy?

46:31 Drew Pregnancy is the number one reason. Are you, any chance you're pregnant? No.

46:35 Adam For three years?

46:35 Drew Three years. I think that's three months.

46:37 Adam All right, genius. If a kid's going to come out, he's going to be 14 years old. He's going to have his junior high diploma. Hey, Angie. Do you have a boyfriend?

46:50 Caller No.

46:51 Adam Okay. So there's nobody to protest. And you should see a doctor though. You never know.

46:56 Caller Okay.

46:56 Adam All right, baby.

46:57 Caller Thank you.

46:58 Adam Hey, good times, right?

46:59 Caller Okay.

46:59 Adam All right. All right. Was she leaking all the time?

47:03 Drew We didn't ask.

47:04 Adema Only in China.

47:05 Adam Did they have, hey, Angie? Angie? She hung up. Did they have like a...

47:11 Drew Pad?

47:11 Adam Maxi pad for your bra? Like a Stridex pad, something around that you could put in there?

47:15 Drew For breastfeeding and stuff. Yeah?

47:18 Adam I like the look in to that. Get one of those too. Couldn't hurt. Add a cup size, you know. All right. Adema is here. We're going to take ourselves a little break with the band. Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. Those are our good friends, System Up and Down, who last time they tried to play the Hollywood Palladium, All Hill broke loose over there just a couple of weeks or a couple of months back. Remember that there, Drew? Yep. Okay, that's a good radio. That's why he gets the big bucks. Tim, Mark and Mike are both here from, or are all here, I should say, from Adema. We'll hear something off the self-titled CD, which is out everywhere as we speak. They're also going to be at the Palladium tomorrow night. And then they're going to get in their bus and tour this great country of ours. And there's a lot of tour dates here and it's basically everywhere. They're starting in LA and they're going to end up in Chicago about three, four weeks later and they're going to be everywhere in between. So do you guys got a website or something like that if people want to find out where you're going to be and when?

48:28 Adema Yeah, you could go check it out at ademaonline.com.

48:31 Adam Alright, so do that and find out when the band is coming to your town because they will be. Joe?

48:37 Adema Yeah.

48:38 Adam Hey, Joe, you're 37. What's up?

48:42 Adema Well, I have a boyfriend that I've been with about two and a half years. And when he got a divorce, he, um, we were together for about six months.

49:00 Adam Right.

49:01 Adema And everything was perfect. He was going through a divorce.

49:03 Drew I think she's having a seizure.

49:04 Adema But then all of a sudden, he just quit seeing me except during lunch hour at work.

49:11 Adam Right.

49:11 Adema And I've been putting up with it for like the last year and a half.

49:14 Adam Just, uh, seeing him over by the vending machine.

49:18 Adema No, no, at my house. He would come over to lunch. And you guys got a really crazy show, but I respect you guys.

49:25 Drew Well, what makes you, wait.

49:26 Adam Would he come over and have sex?

49:28 Adema Yeah, we would have lunch and sex.

49:30 Drew Every day.

49:31 Adema It's my ideal. He doesn't come over just for that. But I'm the one who brings it on.

49:36 Drew How do you figure he doesn't come over just for that? That's just what he's doing.

49:40 Adema Because he never, I mean, he's like, he buys me diamonds. I mean, these girls are talking about they buy cars and stuff. He buys me diamonds. He buys me, you know, everything I want. But he's not ready for that commitment thing. And I figure after two and a half years.

49:55 Adam The commitment thing of seeing you in the evening. That's part of the commitment.

50:00 Adema Does he give you diamonds at lunch? Is that when he gives you the diamonds at lunchtime? Does he whip out the diamond after the tuna fish sandwich right before he...

50:08 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

50:09 Adema You guys are nuts.

50:11 Adema Don't you figure it out.

50:12 Adam He's such a, you know, he's such a romantic. He actually put it in her devil'd hand last week. It was great. She bit down on it. But then, yeah, she passed it. Yeah, Joe? Joe, so I understand he may not want commitment, but he couldn't see you on a Saturday night?

50:33 Adema Well, he used to. We used to be together like all the time, and then he got scared of that commitment thing.

50:39 Adam Okay.

50:40 Drew All right, Joe, you don't figure you're seeing someone else in the evenings, perhaps?

50:43 Adema Well, I thought that.

50:46 Adam Yeah.

50:46 Drew That would make sense, wouldn't it?

50:48 Adam Yeah. He may be banging someone during brunch. That's my feeling. Coffee break. He's got a brunch date, right?

50:54 Adema Oh, come on. No, no. I mean, he tells me he loves me.

51:01 Adam Well, if he says he loves you, then that's it.

51:03 Drew He certainly knows how to keep you strong along, doesn't he?

51:06 Adema I think so.

51:07 Drew Yeah, that's about right.

51:08 Caller Okay.

51:10 Adam Do you think he got divorced?

51:12 Adema Oh, yeah. I saw the divorce papers. I was with him after the divorce. We were together. We almost lived together after that.

51:19 Adam Okay. So-

51:20 Adema Practically. And then he got scared of that commitment thing because after 28 years married, he got scared.

51:26 Drew Yeah. I would stop thinking of it in terms of a commitment thing. This guy does not have a commitment problem. He's 50. He's been through a marriage. He just wants to F around basically. And you're just a nice, you know, sort of convenient, ready service for him.

51:43 Adema You think? That's what I've been thinking after two and a half years. It's almost-

51:48 Adam Yeah. Yeah. You were- God bless you. Do you have a sister?

51:54 Caller What a woman.

51:56 Adema I gave him the biggest 50th birthday ever and-

52:00 Adema At lunch time?

52:02 Adam During lunch time? She made him a Diablo sandwich and a Mr. Pibb, and she had those deli style pickles, you know?

52:10 Drew The slice long ways?

52:12 Adam Yeah, slice long ways. Put those on. Put those on.

52:14 Adema She's got a 50 with the pickles.

52:18 Adam That's right. And this time, it wasn't fries or slaw. It was both. You understand? Yeah, she pulled out all the stops. Oh, Christ, this is such a mess. And what is it with these chicks? You hear her cadence in her voice?

52:35 Drew Yeah, 37 going on 19, 22?

52:39 Adam Maybe.

52:39 Adema Well, because I'm old.

52:41 Caller It goes on to all the everybody else who I did.

52:44 Adam Joe, what do you do?

52:44 Drew Yeah, but you sound younger, Joe.

52:45 Adam What do you do for a living? Just hawk these diamonds or what do you do? You like to watch animals or something?

52:55 Adema I want my own money, put it that way.

52:57 Adam You have your own money.

52:58 Adema Creative Lunchtime Specials.

52:59 Drew That's another way to arrest development.

53:01 Adema No, no, no, no.

53:03 Adam Did somebody leave you some money?

53:04 Adema I didn't say money off of that, but no, I know.

53:06 Adam Did somebody leave you some money?

53:08 Adema Yes.

53:09 Adam I see. And you just kind of kept, I mean, you just kind of...

53:12 Adema Yeah, I'm pretty well off.

53:15 Adam All right.

53:16 Adema And he is, too. I mean, it's not the money issue. It's... I feel like I'm hitting my... I've been single for so long, and then I'm ready to settle down.

53:30 Adam Right. Well, he may not...

53:31 Adema He's married for so long, and...

53:33 Drew Well, you may have to accept the fact that he doesn't want that kind of relationship, and if he is not able to compromise, then you have to end this relationship and find someone who is able to give you what you need. All right.

53:44 Caller Well, if you like the lunchtime thing, stick with it.

53:47 Drew Sometimes the...

53:49 Adema I mean, he's satisfied with it, but I'm not.

53:51 Adam All right.

53:52 Adema I want more.

53:53 Adam That's right.

53:53 Drew Then tell him.

53:54 Adam And why don't you tell him? Yeah. Are you scared?

53:58 Adema But would I give him the ultimatum?

54:00 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

54:02 Drew Why not? You're going to have to leave anyway. So you might as well see if he can step up or not.

54:08 Adam All right, Joe?

54:10 Caller You think I should?

54:11 Adam Yes, lay down the law.

54:13 Adema You're all good, Joe.

54:13 Caller Unless you like being the lunch special.

54:15 Drew How come you don't tell Joe, therapy, therapy, therapy?

54:17 Adam Therapy, therapy, therapy.

54:18 Adema Yeah, therapy.

54:20 Adam What's that? Yeah, spend some of that money on therapy, all right?

54:25 Drew Please, please.

54:26 Adema That's nice. Well, you know what? I think I'm going to go on a single line and just become single again.

54:31 Drew Yeah, this is no laughing matter.

54:32 Adam You're single now. I got news for you.

54:34 Adema That's what I pretty much get.

54:37 Adam Right, OK.

54:39 Adema But I'm a really nice looking girl.

54:41 Adam No, I know. What do you guys use for lube? Miracle Whip?

54:46 Adema No, oil.

54:48 Adam OK, all right. That's my money man name. Canola oil and a little egg white, right? Extra virgin oil. You got mayonnaise. All right. Oh boy.

54:56 Drew Joe was sad.

54:59 Adam Yeah, Joe was like 37 and a little retarded, right?

55:05 Drew I think that may be alcohol.

55:06 You think that's alcohol?

55:07 Adam You know what I think? I think when you're a hot chick, people just don't call you out too much. I mean, they don't go, hey Nimrod, what are you thinking with the big boobs and the blonde hair over there? You know, you just don't get a sufficient amount of crap from your friends or society because Joe obviously is good looking. Yeah, and she's got money and she's just sitting in her apartment. Daniel, actually, I think we're all a little bit jealous. I wish I could just sit home, live off my stipend and have some old guy bang me during lunch. It's not a bad life. Think about it, we're out busting our hump. It's not a bad gig she's got.

55:46 Drew Pretty empty.

55:47 Adam Daniel, you're 18.

55:49 Caller Yeah.

55:50 Adam What's up?

55:51 Caller Well, first of all, I want to say you guys are awesome. And like one of my goals for my band is to be on your show one day, just to.

55:58 Adam All right. It's not going to happen. Where are you from?

56:02 Drew You from Bakersfield? Ask Adem, it's not that great an experience either.

56:05 Adam Yeah, they're over it.

56:06 Caller I'm from other cities in LA.

56:08 Adam You move out to Bakersfield and-

56:10 Adema Get some inspiration.

56:12 Adam Yeah, right.

56:12 Caller Get serious about your career.

56:13 Adam Right that way.

56:15 Caller All right. Well, my question is that I've been doing Steve for about a month and a half now. Maybe about three or four times a week. And when I do it, I smoke weed with it too sometimes.

56:27 Adam Sure.

56:27 Caller And a couple of nights ago, and this has happened before, but it got really intense the other night. I was smoking a little bit, and then I've been doing speed all day. And then I kind of had this numb kind of feeling on my body. Like, I was like, my body was hollow. It was weird. And I kept checking for my pulse. Like, because it felt like my heart wasn't beating right.

56:50 Drew Was your pulse real fast?

56:51 Caller Yeah, it was going fast. And then it kind of goes a little slower, you know? And sometimes it would get really weak. And I would keep checking it to feel a little, because it kind of felt like my heart wasn't beating.

57:02 Drew Well, your heart for sure was beating. But this is how people die in speed. Really? In speed, you get rhythm disturbances, and very significant, but usually rapid rhythm disturbances of the heart. And they break down, and you lose your, you know, you start perfusing your brain and you don't have to go.

57:17 Adam Is it that you speed yourself up and you're, is it this with your heart? I never really thought about this. Hold on a second there, Daniel. But your heart has its rhythm, like as if you're running on a treadmill, a pace. And then somebody speeds up the treadmill and you kind of lose your pace?

57:36 Drew No, what happens is the entire muscle becomes more irritable, and new pathways that are not supposed to be open, open up. You have to understand that basically the way the heart rhythms occur is by these little circuits developing and discharging. And new circuit pathways start to open up through which electricity can pass very, very rapidly. So the heart develops these very, very rapid and sometimes irregular rhythms. And if they are so rapid that the blood can no longer be supplied to the heart, then the muscle becomes further irritable.

58:04 Adam But why would they be, if they're more rapid, wouldn't more blood be supplied?

58:08 Drew No, because the ventricle doesn't fill sufficiently. It's so fast that the blood can't get into the ventricle before it gets out. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. And then, now it breaks down into some completely non-functional rhythm. There's no pulse, no nothing, you're dead.

58:21 Adam All right.

58:21 Adema Well, good times.

58:23 Adam So you're saying Daniel's dead or?

58:25 Drew No, I think Daniel needs to get his marijuana and speed addiction treated.

58:28 Adam Hey Daniel?

58:29 Drew Yeah?

58:30 Adam That might be a good plan for you.

58:31 Adema Yeah, stop doing speed. I'm telling you, man, it's not worth it.

58:34 Caller I mean, I go without it for days at a time.

58:38 Drew I'd say, Daniel, 70% of my speed addicts profound speed addicts that I treat only do it three times a week.

58:44 Caller Really?

58:45 Drew Yeah.

58:46 Caller Okay. Well, yeah, that's why I was calling. I was wondering if it was just maybe in my mind at the time or it was really happening. It was kind of scary.

58:52 Drew Either way, you got a problem. You might as well deal with it before something real does happen.

58:56 Caller Okay.

58:56 Adam Can you do that, Daniel? So then you and the band can move on, have some success, and then you can not come on the show. No, seriously. Listen, I'd be fine with that. You guys sell a few records and come on the show down the road. But you can't do that from the grave. You understand?

59:16 Yeah.

59:17 Adam All right.

59:18 Caller Can I ask another quick question?

59:19 Caller Sure.

59:20 Okay.

59:20 Caller Well, I've been taking Prozac for about a month now.

59:23 Caller No.

59:24 Drew I believe Prozac plus Speed can cause a deadly combination too.

59:28 Caller Yeah. I miss the days every now. Does that mean it's not going to take effect or?

59:34 Drew No. Half life of Prozac. There's a long acting Prozac. Now you'll have to take once a week, but the usual day the one takes about seven days to get out of your system.

59:42 Caller Okay.

59:43 Caller Plus, man, if you're already taking medication for a psychological problem like that, you shouldn't be taking another drug that's just going to mess you up more.

59:50 Caller Yeah.

59:51 Adam All right, Daniel.

59:52 Caller Okay.

59:52 Adam You know what you got to do, but you got to do it. You're experimenting on yourself and you're going to screw yourself up.

59:58 Caller Okay. Can I say what's up to my friends real quick?

59:59 Adam No. Now, you focus on your sobriety, all right?

1:00:05 Caller All right.

1:00:05 Adam All right. What are your friends' names?

1:00:08 Oh.

1:00:10 Adam That wasn't me. That was Anderson. All right.

1:00:16 Drew Although, your finger was poised to do the same thing. Let's be fair.

1:00:19 Adam Well, okay. But Anderson beat me to it. Is this a... Wait, this isn't Seca, is it? Seca?

1:00:27 Adema Seca?

1:00:28 Adam Seca? You know that porn star Seca, though, right?

1:00:32 Caller No, I don't.

1:00:33 Adam Oh, really?

1:00:34 Caller I don't know too many.

1:00:35 Caller I know a few, but...

1:00:36 Adam Wow. She's a legend.

1:00:38 Drew She alive still?

1:00:40 Adam She died with Wendy O when the car blew up.

1:00:43 Caller I have a couple questions, actually. I told one to the screener, but the one I was calling about is I was just wondering, is there ever a point for guys that there's too much sex with one girl?

1:00:56 Adam If she's fat, yeah.

1:00:58 Caller Well, I'm not fat.

1:00:59 Adam All right, well then, no.

1:01:01 Drew It depends on the guy. It depends on the relationship.

1:01:04 Caller What are you calling too much?

1:01:05 Adam Yeah.

1:01:07 Caller Well, see, for me, I would... Like, okay, the perfect, I guess, amount of sex for me would be like...

1:01:15 Adam Well, do it in pounds, not in times.

1:01:17 Caller Okay, like once a day and then a blowjob every other day.

1:01:20 Adam Damn, bitch!

1:01:22 Drew The end of the day, would that replace the sex or be an addition to the sex? Addition.

1:01:27 Adam So you get sex once a day and then you get the BJ every other day and then you have a sensible dinner and...

1:01:35 Drew A light snack.

1:01:38 Adam That sounds like a pretty good maintenance.

1:01:39 Caller Sounds like a great relationship.

1:01:40 Adam That's a solid maintenance plan.

1:01:42 Caller I just don't want to, you know, bore him, I guess.

1:01:46 Adema If he gets bored, I think...

1:01:49 Drew Are you having some problem with your current boyfriend?

1:01:52 Caller Well, no. Sometimes I get the sense that maybe, I mean, maybe he's just tired from work or whatever.

1:01:59 Drew You may be up against a difference in your sort of rhythms. He may be a two or three time a week guy and you may be a once a day person.

1:02:06 Adam Or if you're like me, like you get blown once a day and then you take the sex every other day. So like we wouldn't work out.

1:02:13 Drew We're big problems. But the point is that people have differing needs and you have to sort of reach some sort of compromise. And if he's getting uncomfortable with this, eventually will get a little bit kind of resentful and uncomfortable and start pushing you away a little bit. You gotta stay attuned to each other.

1:02:26 Caller Okay and the other question, I mean thank you for answering that one.

1:02:29 Drew Some guys also freak out on women.

1:02:31 Adam Pushing it?

1:02:32 Drew Yeah, initiating too much.

1:02:34 Caller No, maybe I can just be submissive or something.

1:02:37 Drew There's a giant difference between not being aggressive and initiating and being submissive. How about just sort of sitting back and being suggestive, being open to it, but not initiating openly and see if he initiates or when he does.

1:02:51 Caller All right.

1:02:52 Adam All right, what's the next question?

1:02:54 Caller It's kind of for Dr. Drew. And the other problem is he's been having, like he's been trying to call and ask you this, but he never gets through. But his right nut's been hurting. I know it's ridiculous, but I guess he called a nurse today and she said maybe it's because he's not having sex. And I just don't think that's a very logical answer.

1:03:17 Drew Well, especially not with you as his girlfriend, but there's, listen, it could be a kidney stone. It could be a torsion. It could be something that could be quite serious. It could be a tumor. It needs to be checked out. It could be probably up to the minus or something like that, but it needs to be examined before somebody can figure out what it is.

1:03:33 Caller Yeah, because I mean, it's not all the time. It's just a few days at a time.

1:03:38 Drew No, but listen, it can be a lot of things. It needs to be examined. Why he'd call someone and expect that to get an accurate answer is ridiculous.

1:03:45 Adam Can he do that? Yes. No one call this show. Zecha, can he just, does he have a doctor he can go to?

1:03:51 Adema Yeah.

1:03:52 Adam All right, have him do that.

1:03:53 Adema Okay.

1:03:54 Adam All right, you stick with that seven, three and a half policy of yours.

1:03:58 Caller All right, thank you.

1:03:59 Adema All right.

1:04:00 Caller You guys have a good night.

1:04:01 Adam Right.

1:04:02 Bye.

1:04:03 Adam I guess a certain week you get four BJs and then other weeks you get three or because you couldn't get three and a half if you're going every other day, but there's only seven days in a week.

1:04:12 Drew Yeah, she's going out of lunar calendar, so it just keeps going.

1:04:15 Adam See, my thing is I do the sex every day. No, I do the BJ every day. I do the sex every other day. And then every second Sunday is Hand Job Sunday. That's where I get the, I just get the hand job. Then there's Reach Around Tuesdays. I got a whole, I'll show you my chart. You guys should see it. It's great. Anal Sex is just on Easter. And, and the Sabbath, the Jew High, High Holidays. I'm not Jewish, but I like to celebrate my own way. Amber?

1:04:49 Adema Yeah, hi.

1:04:50 Adam You're 19?

1:04:51 Adema Yeah.

1:04:51 Adam What's up?

1:04:52 Adema I just want to say I've been listening for about five years. I think you guys are great, doing a good job. It's great.

1:04:56 Adam Thank you.

1:04:56 Adema And I have a question for Adema, well mostly for Mark.

1:05:00 Caller Hi, I think you guys rock.

1:05:02 Adema Can't wait to see you in concert.

1:05:02 Adema Thank you very much.

1:05:04 Adema I was wondering, the song Speculum, I really liked that song when I first heard it, like really touched me. I was just wondering, what's it about?

1:05:11 Caller What's the story behind that?

1:05:12 Adema Well, actually, I'll let, I'll let, let Tim answer that for you because he actually gave me the inspiration to write that song.

1:05:18 Caller Oh, really?

1:05:19 Adema Yeah, actually, a few years back, a real girl, a girlfriend I had that was real special to me at the time, we had broken up and apparently she was pregnant with my, with my baby and then she decided to have an abortion without telling me. So then she told me like eight months later, wanted me to forgive her and take her back. And that was kind of like my whole thing, you know, what I told Marcus, I was, you know, how I dealt with it and what it was like not to have the decision, what decision I might've made if I was, you know, would I have made the same decision? Who knows? You know what I mean? It's kind of like...

1:05:49 Adema Oh, wow. I'm so sorry. I didn't know that.

1:05:52 Were you angry?

1:05:53 Adema Yeah, yeah. It was weird.

1:05:55 Adema Yeah.

1:05:55 Adema Of course I was angry because, you know, it's, you know, women don't talk about choice and no offense not to be insensitive to women, but, you know, I think it's half a man's choice too. I mean, it's, you know, especially if you were going to be... But it isn't in the law. It isn't. But I'm just saying. In the real world, it's not. But I'm just saying, if I had to, you know, if I had to take the responsibility and raise the kid, I think I should have had a choice.

1:06:17 Drew Did you take her back?

1:06:20 Adema Yeah, for a little while. For like a couple of months, actually.

1:06:25 Drew The beauty of guys.

1:06:27 Adema I took her back for a couple of months, and then she got pregnant when I was in Torne, Europe.

1:06:31 Caller Oh, my God.

1:06:32 Adema Yeah. So, oops.

1:06:34 Caller Yeah.

1:06:35 Adema She was real nice.

1:06:38 Adema I appreciate it.

1:06:39 Caller Thank you.

1:06:40 Adam Oh, you know, guys, you got to get that vengeance sex in. You know what I mean?

1:06:45 It's payback time, baby.

1:06:48 Adam You get a little of that in, and then you're done, because then you get to sort of finish on top, according to the pun.

1:06:54 Adema I win because I have no kids, and I'm free to go.

1:06:56 Right.

1:06:57 Adam Right, but I would think that as far as, like, I've thought about that, too, and I would be pissed if I wanted the kid, but if I didn't want the kid, I mean, if I would have wanted the abortion anyway, I'd probably let it slide, but I'd still probably act PO'd so I could get that vengeance sex in. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:19 Adema And look good.

1:07:19 Right.

1:07:21 Adam Drew, you want to go to break, or what are you doing over there? You got anything you want to sell before we hit the break? Let me call you like there. Lindsay, who's 20. She's lost the urge to do anything with her boyfriend. Oh, she's from Bakersfield. Probably in the water. Adema's here. We'll take a break. We'll be back with them and Lindsay after this.

1:07:45 Caller Hi, this is Shaggy.

1:07:47 Caller He's Mr. Love-A-Love up front in person and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:07:59 Adam Hey, Loveline. Drew, do you not like Shaggy?

1:08:02 Drew I love Shaggy.

1:08:03 Adam Oh, you love Shaggy?

1:08:04 Caller Yeah.

1:08:04 Adam Who's the guy you don't like?

1:08:05 Drew Maxie Priest. Oh, that's right. I don't like him. I was having a love fest with Shaggy. He was sitting here and Maxie Priest got all mad at me because he said I was dissing him. He goes, I was talking too much to Shaggy.

1:08:16 Adam Where was I?

1:08:17 Drew You were away that night. Maxie Priest got out of here and had a big fit in the parking lot.

1:08:21 Adam And left? Oh, I'm so glad I wasn't here for that.

1:08:25 Drew It was so from out of left field. It was like 10 minutes into the show, Shaggy and I were sort of enjoying, we hadn't seen each other in a couple of years, you know?

1:08:31 Adam Yeah.

1:08:31 Drew This guy went insane.

1:08:33 Adam What was the band where the guy got drunk, he got mad and walked back to the hotel?

1:08:39 Drew Purple Pimple.

1:08:42 Adam The Plimpsols?

1:08:43 Drew Sneaker Pimps.

1:08:44 Adam Sneaker Pimps? Yeah. Oh, the sneaker Pimps.

1:08:46 Adema Plasmatics.

1:08:47 Adam Yeah.

1:08:47 Adema Do you have that on tape still? Plasmatics. That's right.

1:08:51 Adam Somebody, oh yeah, I remember that right during the commercial. Yeah. The whole band was arguing and this guy kept getting drunk and he'd had an ass full of Drew and the band was yelling, he's a doctor, he knows. And the guy just got pissed and he walked back to the hotel.

1:09:07 Drew And Adam was like, hey, come on, just have a good time, enjoy.

1:09:10 Adam Good times, good times. We had a recording of it during the commercial break and I was just leaning back like, oh, Christ, I got to talk again. So I gave my sort of, I was really like, you know when Jimmy Carter goes on this peacekeeping mission once in a while, it was kind of like that. But a very simple Jimmy Carter, just enjoy. And he walked back to the hotel and they couldn't even find him.

1:09:35 Drew And the hotel was 40 miles from here. But enjoy.

1:09:37 Adam That's right.

1:09:38 Drew Enjoy the way some sort of like fat waiter coming to an Italian restaurant in the bad part of town would tell you to enjoy your pasta.

1:09:44 Adam Yeah, it wasn't sincere. That's true. I knew they wouldn't be around again. Adema is our guest. And so far we've had no trouble with the boys. And let's keep it that way.

1:09:55 Drew Well, you started out in a good way.

1:09:58 Adam Yeah, they started out on a good note with the gas. You're an asshole, Seth.

1:10:04 Drew Well, that's what you were commuting about.

1:10:06 Adam That's true. Seth, oh wait a minute, we weren't going to... Our caller dropped off. Seth, you're 16. What's up?

1:10:14 Caller I'm in quite a predicament, man.

1:10:16 Caller I don't know where to start.

1:10:17 Caller I guess I'll start from the beginning. At the beginning of the school year, I met this girl and... I don't know, some people don't believe it but...

1:10:24 Caller I was like, I love her first sight and... The more I got to know her, just...

1:10:28 Caller I liked everything about her, man. I don't know. And she said she hadn't won a relationship but... You know, because it all turned out bad and everything. She's like my best friend, you know. I wouldn't trade her for like a thousand relationships.

1:10:42 It's just, I don't know.

1:10:43 Caller Never felt like this about anybody before. I don't know, she's the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about when I go to bed.

1:10:49 Drew Oh boy, she's not your friend. Not in your hand.

1:10:53 Adam So you guys never, you never went out though, right?

1:10:56 Caller No, I've like known her all year though.

1:10:58 Drew She doesn't want to go out.

1:10:59 Adam Hold on, what month are we in? Have you known her for a few months?

1:11:02 Yeah.

1:11:03 Drew Okay, so you mean four weeks?

1:11:06 Caller No, about two and a half months.

1:11:09 Adam You met her in September?

1:11:11 Yeah.

1:11:13 Adam Where are we in now?

1:11:14 Drew We're barely into October.

1:11:15 Adam Are we in January now, or where are we?

1:11:16 Drew You're talking about four or five weeks.

1:11:18 Adam Two days ago, we were in the month you met her, right? You pansy. What is this, Easter? Yeah, where are we? Shouldn't we be going down to Daytona Beach, fellas? All right, so you've known her for a few weeks, but that's a long time in 16-year-old years, and you're into her, but she's not into you that way, right? No, but she is.

1:11:38 Caller We're like friends.

1:11:40 Adam No, she ain't.

1:11:40 Drew Don't kid yourself.

1:11:41 Adam No, she ain't. If she was into you, you guys would be together.

1:11:46 Drew That's it, right?

1:11:48 Yeah, but we're just like dating.

1:11:50 Caller We're not going out, though.

1:11:51 Adam You're dating?

1:11:52 Yeah.

1:11:53 Drew You go on dates?

1:11:54 Yeah, occasionally.

1:11:55 Adema Do you kiss her?

1:11:56 Caller Yes.

1:11:57 Adam You do?

1:11:58 Adema Okay.

1:11:59 Adam Not with your tongue, though.

1:12:00 Caller Yeah.

1:12:01 Adam Your tongue?

1:12:02 Caller Yeah, we're like best friends that occasionally kiss, you know.

1:12:05 Adema For a little bit.

1:12:06 Caller First time I kissed her when I gave her a tattoo.

1:12:09 Adam The first time you kissed her is when?

1:12:10 Caller When I gave her a tattoo.

1:12:12 Adam What do you mean you gave her a tattoo?

1:12:14 Caller Yeah, I'm like an amateur tattoo artist.

1:12:17 Adam Oh, really? What do you guys, you guys...

1:12:19 Adema Guitar string or something?

1:12:21 Adam When are you getting paroled? Just in the joint, you two? You're dating some chick you met in juvie?

1:12:28 Caller No, man.

1:12:29 Adam Okay, so, wait a minute. Now the plot is thickening just a little bit. What did you give her a tattoo of, by the way?

1:12:35 Caller A rose.

1:12:36 Adam I would have... You should put your name on her boob or something.

1:12:39 Caller How old is she?

1:12:41 Caller She's the same age as I am.

1:12:42 Adam She's 16, but somehow she ain't looking at you like a boyfriend, right?

1:12:48 Caller No, it's just... I don't know.

1:12:50 Drew Stop making excuses. Just stay with the facts.

1:12:52 Adam Seth, Seth, let me just ask you this. If she was into you one-tenth the amount you're into her, would you be calling us?

1:13:00 Caller Yes, but I'm asking you advice.

1:13:03 Caller How do I tell her I love her?

1:13:05 Adam I think she knows you're into her.

1:13:07 Drew Yeah, why would you tell her that?

1:13:08 Caller I don't know. I just care so much about her.

1:13:11 Drew But she doesn't reciprocate, Seth, not the same way. Don't kid yourself.

1:13:15 Adam She doesn't feel that way about you. She knows you're into her. She told you that she didn't want a commitment, right?

1:13:22 Caller Yeah, she just didn't want a relationship.

1:13:23 Drew Seth, just think about it this way. Even if you didn't want a relationship, if you were as half into her as you actually are, wouldn't you be going for it with her?

1:13:32 Caller Yeah.

1:13:33 Drew Okay, so she's not even, she's not even.

1:13:35 Caller I don't know, but the problem is, you know, she says that when people get too close to her, she pushes them away and, you know, she doesn't want to lose this, you know, friendship.

1:13:42 Drew Well, she's 16.

1:13:43 That's an old one. Yeah, that's an old one.

1:13:47 Adam Hey, Seth, I'll tell you what you can do then. If you're so sure that she's into you, you can tell her your true feelings and see what she says. I guarantee it ain't going to be good. And you got to accept reality, all right? That's part of being a man. It's tough.

1:14:08 Drew It's possible that she's so disturbed, she can't have relationships. But in either case, you ain't having a relationship with her.

1:14:14 Adam And don't get into that weird, suicidal, freak out, carve your name into your arm and all that kind of stuff. We all got into it. Ain't worth it. But man, remember those days when you listen to people? I mean, you know, when people told you either why you were being fired or why they couldn't go out with you and you believe them?

1:14:33 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1:14:34 Adema That always sucked.

1:14:36 Adam I mean, how true is this in terms of women? If there's not another guy in the picture, if there is a single woman and she ain't going out with you, it's because she does not want to go out with you. And it does not matter what reason she serves up because they start getting into that right now. Or it's not a good time, you're such a good friend.

1:14:58 Caller One thing that's kind of weird is that she's actually kissing him.

1:15:00 Adam What I think it is is that...

1:15:02 Adema That was a little twist.

1:15:05 Caller I think what it is is she's looking for a fan club. She wants to keep him along just enough so that he stays with that, just so she can lead him on enough.

1:15:12 Drew And then when she finds a guy who really treats her like crap, she's going to go for that big time.

1:15:15 Caller Exactly.

1:15:16 Caller That's what's going to happen.

1:15:17 Adam And let me tell you, warn you something young men out there. Women have this gene, guys don't. Meaning, a woman, a young woman, will like a guy around to really make her feel good. Not all of them. And it's not necessarily because they're evil or diabolical, although many of you are. But they feel good about that. Here's some guy who would rather go on one date with her than a thousand dates with a thousand supermodels. And that's got to make you feel pretty good when this guy's carrying your books around. Guys don't really have that. Either you would like to bang the bejesus out of this girl, or you wouldn't. And if you wouldn't, you don't care. Because how good can it make you feel having someone follow you around who you don't want to bang? That's how guys feel. And they're just getting in the way of the ones you do want to have sex with now.

1:16:12 Adema Everybody thinks you're dating that one.

1:16:14 Caller Exactly. Who wants that?

1:16:15 Caller Right.

1:16:18 Adam Michael?

1:16:19 Adema Yeah.

1:16:19 Adam You're 21.

1:16:20 Caller What's going on?

1:16:21 Adam What's up?

1:16:22 Caller Got a problem. Ever since I was 13, I started masturbating. And every time I would reach ejaculation, my right testicle would go up inside of me.

1:16:32 Drew That's normal.

1:16:32 Adam Right.

1:16:33 Caller Normal.

1:16:33 Drew Yep. Happens to some people. The other thing you had for eight years hasn't done anything to you, has it?

1:16:38 Caller Well, no. But a friend of mine, when I lived in Virginia, a friend of mine's brother, he had the same thing. And he wound up having to have surgery and having one of his testicles removed because they got into a knot.

1:16:52 Drew Yeah, that's a different thing. They got into a knot. There's nothing to do with the testicles coming up into the abdomen like that.

1:16:57 Caller What causes that?

1:16:58 Drew Your testes start up in your back when you're developing and they drop down into the sac early in life. And there's a pathway that can be left behind when you have the contractions of ejaculation that will pull it back up into that old path.

1:17:11 Caller And is it possible that it could get stuck up there?

1:17:16 Drew I've never seen that, but I guess it's possible.

1:17:17 Adam How does that work? I mean, what I'm saying is, you know some guys can like suck a noodle through their nose and it'll come out their mouth?

1:17:25 Caller Yeah, I used to do that. Well, there you go.

1:17:27 Caller It's the same guy.

1:17:29 Caller Hell yeah. It's the same guy.

1:17:31 Adam That's what I'm saying. I mean, those pathways are open in some people and not in others, right?

1:17:36 Drew Right.

1:17:37 Adam And that's the same with this.

1:17:38 Caller I wasn't sure if it was linked to possible drug and alcohol use.

1:17:41 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

1:17:44 Adam And then there's those guys who can suck a noodle up their ass. It comes up their urethra.

1:17:49 Drew That's a good one.

1:17:49 Adam Yeah, I've seen that one.

1:17:51 Drew That sounds pretty special. The guy we opened with tonight, do you think?

1:17:53 Adam I think he could suck like an ottoman up his ass. Like a loveseat up his ass, that's what I'm saying.

1:18:01 Drew You're going to shoot it out of your urethra?

1:18:03 Adam Yeah.

1:18:04 Caller Ow.

1:18:05 Adam All right, you ever see a movie, Weird Signs? Yeah. Remember when everything was getting sucked up the chimney and shot out to the top of the roof? That was like his ass. Hey, Michael, you're fine. You do what I do. You put one of those zip ties around the top of the sack before you masturbate. And watch out. You got to cut them off using fingernail clippers. And sometimes, you know, your hands a little shaky because you're still a little flush from the experience.

1:18:36 Drew It's better to work a little bit like a nail clipper. It's a little.

1:18:39 Adam Right. Right. That's what I'm saying. You still got to be careful. But, Drew, it is true that if you pinched off that area, it couldn't get up there, right?

1:18:47 Drew It actually goes up into the groin. You have to kind of push down.

1:18:50 Adam No, but I'm saying if it's out and it's going to start to sort of migrate back up there.

1:18:56 Drew Again, you're thinking about it going straight up. It kind of comes forward.

1:18:59 Adam But couldn't you?

1:19:00 Drew I guess you could. Yes.

1:19:01 Adam Yes.

1:19:02 Adema I'm a genius.

1:19:03 Adam Admit I'm a genius. If the nuts are hanging in the sack, they're hanging in the sack.

1:19:11 Adema Give me my ball.

1:19:15 Adam You know I'm right.

1:19:15 Adema If you hold the one nut with your offhand though.

1:19:20 Adam There you go. That's what you do. What do you work the VCR with? Your foot? Use your head. No, use the zip tie.

1:19:28 Adema I'm not going to turn pages.

1:19:29 Adam That's right. Drew's got the anatomical thought.

1:19:33 Drew You're thinking it's going to go straight up like this. It comes forward and goes up like that.

1:19:39 Adam But I'm saying if you still pinch that sack, I could pinch my sack off.

1:19:44 Drew Pinch your sack off. Enjoy.

1:19:45 Adam That makes sense.

1:19:46 Drew Abundance.

1:19:47 Adam He knows. He knows I'm right. All right. We will... Should we hear a song from Adema?

1:19:52 Drew Yes, we should.

1:19:52 Adam Want to do that? You all right there, Anderson? All right. Let's do it. It's called The Way You Like. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Adema is our guest tonight. We have a very interesting story to tell you about when we come back. Thank you. Yes, Dr. Drew is our guest tonight. Thank you. Adema is our guest tonight. Dr. Drew, tell us about the testes. Phone number. Do we need the phone number? No.

1:24:03 Caller No, all right.

1:24:05 Adam What are we doing? Who's going to tell the story? Mike, Mark, who had the story about the World Trade Center? Was it everybody?

1:24:13 Caller Well, like me, Mike, me and our drummer, Chris Coles, like about a night and a half before the tragedy happened, we were actually up at the 174th floor of the North Building.

1:24:26 Adam Up at the restaurant? Yeah. They call it View to the World.

1:24:30 Adema When is the World?

1:24:31 Drew When is the World?

1:24:33 Caller Yeah, we were up there drinking. Wow. And then the day that it happened, we were in Hamburg, Germany, and they canceled the show there. The government canceled the show and they actually arrested people that were involved with it.

1:24:45 Adam It's weird that you guys, I mean, there was a couple of specs on this planet that were very much involved with this tragedy, and you were kind of in both places in a 48-hour period pretty much, right? Yeah. Hamburg is where they were rounding up a lot of guys, and they thought that the guys initially was their first stop, I think, before they came to the United States or they did some training or set up shop over there.

1:25:14 Adema They went to college there, I think. They went to a university there, a couple of pilots, I think.

1:25:19 Adam I'll tell you, I miss the old Nazi regime over there in Germany where anybody without blue eyes would get rounded up. I mean, it doesn't seem like such a bad plan anymore, does it, Drew? All right, and so, I mean, obviously, you were at the top there and you were staring out the window and it just, I mean, you couldn't imagine being up any higher.

1:25:40 Caller Yeah.

1:25:41 Drew Being up there when the thing was starting falling or just jumping out, those ideas are just uncomfortable.

1:25:45 Caller It makes me sick to even think about it.

1:25:47 Adam Yeah, and it wasn't, I mean, not to get too morbid here, but anybody, and I did see, I saw the interview with a guy who managed that restaurant, and the guy was just grief struck because he had all these employees and guys up there prepping, and waiters, and waitresses, and the kitchen guys, and anybody was up higher than where the plane hit, obviously, was not getting down, and then when that thing went, oh my God, I just couldn't imagine that, and geez, how freaky was it for you to be in Germany and see that footage?

1:26:26 Caller Well, it was scary because all the footage was in Czech, and I mean, in German, I mean, and obviously we don't understand that, and the TV had bad reception, the people were tripping. Yeah, the people that were translating to us even told us that the White House had gotten hit, and so we didn't know.

1:26:42 Adema We heard that there were like a dozen planes heading to California, and they didn't know. We heard some crazy things.

1:26:47 Caller We heard that they were shooting down American planes that weren't responding, and that that already happened to four. So we were all scared for our families, you know, and we have a lot of friends in New York and all around the country, and it was just...

1:26:58 Drew Were these news broadcasts that they were translating?

1:27:00 Adema Well, no, people will come up to us and say, we think that, you know, in Germany, they weren't getting correct information, obviously, you know what I mean? It was just a weird thing, because it was just rumors running rampant. We couldn't find anything. We couldn't find any truth or anything that was going on. Everybody was kind of weird out back.

1:27:15 Adam I thankfully sleep until about 1030 in the morning, so everything was all sorted out by the time. That's my plan. I wake up at noon, everyone gets on the same page, gets everything sorted out, and I get the real dirt.

1:27:29 Drew This sort of put a damper on your plan to have the phone off the ringer all the time. I mean, what if we really needed to get a hold of you?

1:27:34 Adam I know. I swear to God, I woke up, I got a mess, I check my messages like I do, because I always have five calls before I get up, and the first one had that voice going, sent at 722, and the first thought was, yes, this is why I shut my ringer. It was my stepmom said, turn on the TV, turn on the TV, and she hung up, and I thought, I must be on TV. So not only do I sleep late, but I'm such a narcissist. I figured, I must be on TV. And I said, bitch, and tell me what channel I was on. Maybe I T-vote it. And it was weird, like I thought, well, she called at 730, it's noon. Maybe I'm still on TV. I'll go, I'll check it out. And then of course, then it was all the tragedy after that. But yeah, yeah, it was a freaky, it's freaky too when you're disoriented, like when you know you're groggy and you got that morning wood and hearing these messages saying turn on the TV and everyone's freaking out. You're thinking your first thought is somebody you know, or somebody, what a mess, what a mess. All right, let's talk to Joe over here. Joe's 20. Joe?

1:28:48 Hey.

1:28:49 Adam Hey.

1:28:50 Anyways, good show.

1:28:52 Adam Thanks.

1:28:53 And I'd like to say it's really weird that people leave their radios on since you guys patched it in way before I'm on.

1:29:00 Drew Yeah.

1:29:01 So those guys are pretty stupid.

1:29:02 Adam Thank you.

1:29:03 Here's my question. Last night, for the first time ever, I had sex.

1:29:10 Drew You're 20.

1:29:12 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:29:15 Adam Tonight he kills himself because Drew made fun of it.

1:29:19 Caller That's cool. But anyways, so I was going with the girl and I was just, you know, humping away for like 20 minutes, maybe half an hour, and I could not ejaculate.

1:29:31 Adam Right.

1:29:32 Drew Were you nervous?

1:29:34 Caller Not really. Afterwards, I thought it was kind of weird because we stopped because she's like, she was starting to get sensitive and I'm like, hey, I'm not going anywhere. I was still erect and everything.

1:29:44 Drew But are you on any medication?

1:29:46 Caller No.

1:29:46 Drew Do you ejaculate normally when you masturbate?

1:29:48 Caller Yeah.

1:29:50 Drew You figure this out.

1:29:51 Adam But also, after eight years of steady beaten off, the vagina must have been such a new environment for your penis that it was probably confused.

1:30:01 Drew Did you beat off?

1:30:02 Adam It's like, hey, wait a minute, this thing doesn't have knuckles.

1:30:06 Adema Or calluses.

1:30:09 Adam No class ring, no knuckles, no lubriderm.

1:30:12 Drew What the hell?

1:30:13 Adam Where am I?

1:30:17 Drew Very, very common for guys their first time out to have some kind of sexual dysfunction. Very common. So there you go.

1:30:22 Adam Is this a girl friend?

1:30:23 Adema That's a dysfunction?

1:30:26 Caller He is a very good friend of mine and like we were hanging out at my house and actually we went to bed and she was crashing in my room because my roommates don't appreciate when people crash in like the living room or whatever and we started fooling around.

1:30:42 Adam Well, do you want to keep it going with her?

1:30:46 Caller I don't know. It's like it's kind of weird right now. I mean we're still friends but...

1:30:51 Drew She crashed in there because she wanted to do this with you Joe.

1:30:55 Caller She's telling me she's not interested in being boyfriend and girlfriend.

1:30:57 Drew That's because she knows you're not.

1:30:59 Caller Okay.

1:31:00 Adam Joe, you better get your licks in. Do you understand me? You need some practice.

1:31:06 Caller Yeah. I was just wondering about that because we did it again the next morning and everything worked fine.

1:31:13 There you go.

1:31:14 Drew Thanks for the call.

1:31:16 Adam You just had to prime the pump.

1:31:19 Drew Just had to announce that he lost his virginity.

1:31:22 Adam Right. That's all that was. All right. Adema is here.

1:31:24 Caller We're going to take a break.

1:31:25 Caller We'll be right back.

1:31:26 Adam We've got the cast of Roswell and Sey Faris. Angelica Bridges is going to be in here. She's good and hot. I want to thank Adema for coming in tonight. Go out and get that Adema record please so they can get out of Bakersfield.

1:31:43 Adema Stay out of our bands.

1:31:46 Adam They'll be at the Palladium tomorrow night if you're out here in LA. Thanks a lot, guys.

1:31:51 Adema Thank you very much.

1:31:52 Adam Fun show with you guys. I want to thank, who do I want to thank, Drew?

1:31:56 Adema Damien.

1:31:57 Adam Damien Penispump, the phone screener.

1:32:01 Drew Tara Don't Call Me Tara.

1:32:02 Adam Tara Don't Call Me Tara, god damn. For doing a great job on the phones. And I was going to say on coffee, but we didn't get any coffee tonight, did we?

1:32:09 Drew Yeah, I sure did.

1:32:09 Adam Oh, you did? Oh, maybe I drank two cups and forgot about it.

1:32:12 Drew And?

1:32:13 Adam Oh, yes, producer, and for putting her feminine snake on the show and doing a great job booking all these great guests like Adima and Anderson for working his magic on the board. He's an idiot. He is. And until next time, this is Adam Crowell for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:32:27 Drew There's no such thing as a child.

1:32:31 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins-Tingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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