Episode 1000754886984

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Yes. In tonight for Dr. Bruce. Dr. Drew's filming for Dr. Bruce. That's the way I look at it, at least for the remainder of this week. And we'll play next week by year. We will, Dave.

1:28 Drew See how that goes.

1:29 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-FACTS, number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, fresh from his triumphant tour of Washington, DC.

1:42 Drew That was cool.

1:43 Adam You addressed Congress.

1:44 Drew Where HFS rules there.

1:46 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:47 Drew Yeah.

1:48 Adam Yeah, that's a huge station there.

1:49 Drew It is a huge station.

1:50 Adam And I love that HFS, and they were smart enough to put Loveline on years ago.

1:54 Drew Yes.

1:55 Adam They were one of the very first syndicators of the show. God bless that HFS.

1:59 Drew That's a great town. What a great town.

2:01 Adam Yeah.

2:01 Drew But it was interesting. I spoke on Capitol Hill, and then that was more of a sort of coalition building experience with lots of other lobby groups. That was that was interesting. And then I spoke on behalf of the National Institute of Health later that afternoon. And where that was at the National Press Club. And that was speaking on behalf of the government, right? With the government and you have no idea how bizarre it is trying to just advocate on behalf of the government when you have the Washington Press there. Here's how it went basically. We got this thing where you teach kids about keeping their brain healthy and how XC what not affects brain. We have all this research, press immediately. How much money are you spending on this? Well, we did seven PSAs. I'm donating my time. I think they spent 160,000 on PSAs. How dare you? Then it's what? We got this big problem. Yeah, it's a huge problem. Why aren't you spending more money? How much money? How much do you think this is going to do against the huge problem? Well, we don't have the budget. Well, we're not suggesting you spend more money.

2:55 Adam Right.

2:55 Drew Oh, for crying out loud.

2:56 Adam Yeah, you can't get anywhere.

2:57 Drew You can't win.

2:58 Adam So what? Did you speak in front of Congress?

3:01 Drew In front of staffers.

3:01 Adam No, right. Staffers. So these are like interns and people like this, people doing internships and pages and guys like that.

3:10 Drew No, it was above that, but not way above that.

3:13 Adam Cleaning, cleaning crew, cafeteria. Did they have a cafeteria there?

3:17 Drew They were all there.

3:17 Adam Some of the cafeteria folks there with the hairnets and the plastic gloves, that kind of stuff?

3:23 Drew Yeah, they were there.

3:24 Adam No actual senators or anything like that? No, no, no, no, no. No. See, I knew it. This is like the time you told me you're going to be on Larry King.

3:32 Drew Yeah.

3:32 Adam Remember that? And I said, you and what army?

3:34 Drew Right, right.

3:35 Adam And you said, as far as I know, just me on Larry King. And I said, we'll see about that. Turn on the TV later that night. There's a Drew and the the mother love. No, I was, you know, my brain is frackers and get enough sleep last night. But at the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with Dr. Drew and Mother Love and and 18 of the original 26 Harlem Globetrotters, the King Family and the Councils. All right. Kennedy, who you guys all remember as the Virgin Kennedy from MTV fame and a few other endeavors will be on here. Kennedy and Drew are doing a pilot daytime TV show. And she's going to come in here. She's a favorite of ours, a good personal friend of ours. And she'll be in here just a little bit later on. And that's good because I didn't get any sleep last night so she can carry the show tonight. That's what I'm looking forward to. And, Drew, you'll be here for the rest of the evening or do you have to go somewhere?

4:33 Drew Probably the rest of the week.

4:34 Adam Really? The rest of the week?

4:35 Drew Isn't that amazing?

4:36 Adam Full two hours each night?

4:38 Drew I don't know. We'll see.

4:39 Adam Play that by ear?

4:40 Drew Some of those cafeteria folks are asking for you to come back, so. Wow.

4:44 Adam Brand?

4:45 Yes.

4:46 Adam You're 17?

4:47 Caller Yes.

4:47 Adam What's up?

4:49 Caller Well, I need to know a couple answers here. I'm going to a rave in about a week, a week and a half, about 10 days.

4:58 Adam I'll see you there.

5:00 Caller And me and my buddies, and last time we were at a rave in May, we, we, I've got a source for some Pure E.

5:09 Adam Yeah. What's the difference between the Pure E you can get and the E I have to buy at the park?

5:15 Caller Oh, that stuff's pure. It's guaranteed. It's pure. It's no, nothing cut it.

5:20 Adam I see. So you're saying the difference between the Pure E and the stuff everyone else gets is yours is pure? Hold on a sec. Drew, pad and pencil.

5:28 Drew Here it is.

5:29 Adam Let me write that down.

5:29 Caller P-U.

5:31 Adam All right. Should I just write P for Pure E and then put another P behind it for pure or should I just write it all the way out?

5:37 Caller We're still alive.

5:39 Adam Right.

5:39 Caller We're still living. I mean, we met three girls there, okay?

5:43 Adam You're 17?

5:44 Caller Yeah.

5:45 Adam Jesus, sounds like he's been driving a truck since Korea.

5:48 Caller We met three girls and my buddies had a video camera and they wanted to take the East. So the three girls did. We got them on video, given permission to and after that...

6:04 Drew What, we give them permission? Yeah, like a release there for this is your likeness maybe.

6:09 Adam Like a deposition.

6:11 Caller They were, we got about 15, 20 guys that took them down.

6:14 Adam I see.

6:14 Caller And I mean that, and what I want to know is we want to invite these same three girls to this rave coming up.

6:20 Adam Yeah. Can they walk okay?

6:22 Caller Yeah.

6:23 Adam They had 15, 20 guys had sex with them?

6:25 Caller Yeah.

6:25 Adam How old were the girls?

6:27 Caller Oh, they were 16, 17, 18, something like that. We didn't really ask, but we got them on video and it made a great video.

6:37 Adam I see. You have video of them having sex?

6:39 Caller It really had a great video.

6:41 Adam At the rave?

6:42 Caller At the rave.

6:43 Adam Where do you have sex at the rave?

6:45 Caller In the cars, in the pickup trucks. In the back of it, in the bed of the pickup truck.

6:50 Adam Jesus Christ. Yeah?

6:52 Caller So we want to know, is there a second dose of E? Because the first one really worked great. And the girls are still, I mean, we know them.

7:01 Adam They're close personal friends. They're dear, dear friends.

7:03 Caller So we want to invite them again.

7:05 Drew Yeah, of course. You wouldn't have to miss that.

7:07 Caller But is there any short-term, long-term type of side effects, bad side effects of E, I mean, pure E? Because I guess I still got the source.

7:16 Drew Well, nothing except memory deficits, chronic mood disturbances, panic attacks, and chronic anxiety.

7:21 Adam And when you're 17, you sound like you're 47. Jesus Christ. The hell goes on at these raves? Oh, my God. I'll tell you what I'd like to do. While your kids are at the raves, all the kids' parents should be arrested. They really should. You imagine, you got a 16-year-old girl, she's heading off to the rave. Are you kidding me?

7:44 Drew You can be home by 3, honey.

7:49 Adam All right, honey, I want you to be home by the time the street lights go off. What time is that? About 6.30 in the morning? Holy Christ. Honey, you said you're going to be in a 345, it is now 420. Where have you been? I phoned all the cheap motels looking for you. I don't know. Did he have a question?

8:11 No.

8:11 Adam Okay. Kenneth?

8:12 Yes.

8:13 Adam You're 19?

8:14 Caller Yes, sir.

8:14 Adam Oh, everyone's got a video camera in E. Can you imagine what's going on, what kind of debauchery is being captured on film these days?

8:21 Pretty ridiculous.

8:22 Adam Yeah. Let me ask you this. Yes. What 15-year-old girl isn't going to have some horrible footage of herself by the time she's 25?

8:29 Drew These days.

8:30 Adam These days. What screwball boyfriend of hers does not have a video camera? And if I had my hands on a video camera at 15 and was getting laid, you're goddamn right I'd be taping it.

8:43 Drew But even if you had a video camera.

8:44 Adam And how freaky would it be to watch now? I mean, can you imagine seeing your scrawny white bear ass on top of some pimpled face chick with a retainer? Just the decor in the room would be worth it. See your Allman Brothers poster and your lava lamp and your beanbag chair off in the corner? How freaky would that be? All right, Kenneth, what's up?

9:07 All right, first of all, I want to say you guys are great. Adam, you're very funny, and Drew, you help out a lot.

9:12 Adam Yeah, when he's here, he's great, yeah.

9:15 My question is, when my girlfriend gives me oral sex, I cannot ejaculate.

9:20 Adam You can't.

9:20 Drew Not uncommon.

9:21 Yeah.

9:22 Adam But you do during intercourse?

9:24 No. I'm still virgin.

9:26 Adam Oh, I see. You've never had intercourse.

9:28 Drew But you think you probably could if you had intercourse.

9:30 Adam How can one speculate on one's penis that way?

9:32 Drew Well.

9:33 Adam Okay. But you do not have the orgasm during oral sex?

9:37 Drew Correct. Yeah.

9:38 Adam This is bad times, brother. Because you're not having the intercourse because you're trying to sort of sidestep Jesus. Meanwhile, you're getting the BJ and you think you're pulling a fast one over on the big man upstairs. But he shoots a bolt of lightning down your nuts and you can't have an orgasm. See how that works?

9:58 Is there anything that I can do or?

10:00 Adam Start focusing.

10:02 I can when I masturbate, though.

10:04 Adam You can when you masturbate.

10:05 Correct.

10:06 Drew Does it take you a long time?

10:07 No, not really.

10:08 Adam Okay.

10:09 Like, I don't know. I can like when I want to then I can.

10:12 Adam Okay. Here's what you're going to need to do.

10:15 Caller All right.

10:15 Drew Recreate.

10:16 Adam Let me explain something. I heard this story that Tiger Woods' dad, when he was like ten and out on the links, would jack him off. You thought I was going somewhere. No. Tiger Woods' dad, when he was out on the links, he'd be getting ready to drive, right? He's like ten years old and his dad would be yelling trying to distract him. Hey, hey. You know what I mean? Hey, half-breed. You know what I mean? Wow. Yelling stuff. I made the half-breed part of it. That's me. That's called artistic license there, Drew. The point is, he wanted Tiger to be able to play under these conditions. Now, here's what I think Kenneth needs to do.

10:53 Drew Fire drills.

10:54 Adam Kenneth needs to get like a strobe light going and put some AM talk radio on, maybe a religious station. You know what I mean? Open the curtains.

11:02 Drew Start jogging.

11:03 Adam Try to masturbate while keeping a paddle ball going with the other hand, you know, with the one with the elastic cord on it.

11:10 Drew And hone your skill.

11:10 Adam Now, if you can have an orgasm under these adverse conditions, then when you're in a quiet room with your girlfriend, she's giving you a pleasure to be able to squeeze one off. That's what I do. That's how I keep my edge. Marie?

11:24 Yeah.

11:25 Adam You're 16. What's up?

11:27 Caller Yeah.

11:28 Caller Well, I'm going out with this guy. And I was seeing his brother about two years ago. And I've been going out with this guy for about a year. And I can't help but have dreams about this other guy. And whenever I see him, I can't, like, I keep thinking about how it was with us.

11:48 Adam Did the other guy dump you or what?

11:51 Caller Not really. We were just seeing each other.

11:54 Drew So he never was a boyfriend in the first place?

11:57 Caller No. Yeah.

11:58 Caller Not really.

11:58 Adam Why not?

12:00 Caller Because he just was 23.

12:02 Drew And you were 15?

12:03 Adam 14.

12:03 Caller I was 15 at the time.

12:05 Drew He's an idiot. And he was just having sex with you.

12:09 Adam Were you having sex with him?

12:11 Caller Yeah.

12:11 Adam No.

12:12 Caller But it wasn't for a while, though.

12:14 Drew Yeah. But the point is, that's the only thing he was concerned with.

12:17 Adam It wasn't for a while. How long was it?

12:22 Drew This disturbs Adam even more.

12:23 Caller He wasn't pressuring me at all.

12:24 Adam Yeah. Again, I was just talking about this.

12:28 Drew No, this is just, that was his vibe. That was his...

12:30 Adam Okay. Working that angle. How old is his brother?

12:33 Caller No. No, no, no, no. His brother is... No, he's twenty-three now. And the guy I'm going out with right now is sixteen.

12:42 Drew No, it's the older guy that she's...

12:43 Adam Why'd that take twenty minutes for the how old is his brother question?

12:46 Caller No, because I thought you... Never mind.

12:48 Adam Okay.

12:48 Caller Okay.

12:49 Adam Now.

12:50 Caller I just want to know how to stop thinking about him.

12:52 Drew I misunderstood as the answer. Not another twenty-minute diatribe.

12:54 Adam Right. All right. You want to know how to stop thinking about the older, older, rapist guy?

12:59 Caller He's... Yeah.

13:01 Drew That's what he is.

13:01 Adam Yes. He's twenty-three. He's banging around the fifteen-year-old. He's got troubles.

13:07 Caller He wasn't too comfortable with it.

13:08 Adam He wasn't comfortable with it. Good. Yeah. That's right. I like that. You know... Hold still. I'm not too comfortable with this right now. Here, you want some?

13:18 Drew You hung out for two months.

13:19 Adam Hold on. Hold on. Take it all. Take it all. Yeah. Okay. Now, I want you to know just for the... Can you turn over? No, not wheelbarrows. Go, dog. Okay. Yeah. I want you... Hold my beer. I want you to know right now... Okay. Hold on. Don't talk. Let me focus here. All right. I'm not real... Okay. You got to go.

13:38 Drew No. I'm so sorry. This is really bothering me.

13:41 Adam I'm so sorry. I'm not very comfortable with this situation. Now, get on your moped and go home. All right. That's wonderful. Listen, I... Marie, I question the whole family. How good can this brother be?

13:55 Drew Are you dating his brother now?

13:57 Caller Yeah. I've been dating his brother for about a year now.

13:59 Drew Oh, man.

14:00 Adam I question your family. I question his family.

14:03 Caller Why is that?

14:03 Adam And your neighbors.

14:05 Drew And the family of Bane.

14:06 Adam Because they created a guy who thought it would be all right to bang 15-year-olds when he was 23.

14:12 Drew That's very disturbing.

14:12 Adam You see what I'm saying?

14:14 Caller Yeah.

14:14 Adam That's not a great guy.

14:15 Caller My boyfriend now has a real problem with it.

14:17 Drew He knows about it?

14:18 Caller Yeah.

14:20 Adam Fantastic. All right. Is there another brother or an uncle in the family who could start dating?

14:25 Caller No, because I really like this guy that I'm dating now.

14:29 Adam Why do you keep obsessing about his older brother then?

14:31 Caller I don't know. I want to stop.

14:32 Drew Well, did your dad?

14:33 Caller I think just because of what happened before, and I was kind of attached to him, and he really wasn't attached to me.

14:38 Drew Yeah.

14:39 Adam There's a reason.

14:40 Drew That's fair enough.

14:41 Adam Okay. So where's your dad?

14:43 Caller Where's my dad?

14:44 Drew Why is that always the answer?

14:46 Adam Where's your dad?

14:47 Caller He's at home.

14:49 Adam Yeah. I don't know how many different ways you can interpret where's your dad.

14:54 Caller He's fine.

14:54 Adam He's fine?

14:55 Caller Yeah.

14:55 Adam He loves you?

14:56 Caller He never did anything to me.

14:57 Adam Not an alcoholic?

14:58 Caller No.

14:58 Adam Never beat you?

14:59 Caller No.

15:00 Adam Rarely had sex with you?

15:02 Drew He was never available or never gone or unavailable to you?

15:05 Caller My parents just recently got a divorce.

15:07 Adam Uh-huh.

15:08 Caller But that was like a couple months ago.

15:09 Adam All right. Well, you have no excuse then. If you like the brother, stay with the brother. If you're thinking about the older brother, fine. You don't have to act on it. Listen, everybody. Everyone thinks about everything all the time. You get a little bit older, you realize you have crazy ass running through your head constantly. You have fantasies. You think about old lovers, old jobs, old bosses, old everything. Old cars and old bicycles.

15:32 Drew Everything old.

15:32 Adam Here's the deal, though. You just keep going. It's like you become like Tiger Woods with his dad yelling while you're trying to hit a tee shot. You just keep going. You just don't pay attention. Now, you want to drop the club and turn around and start walking toward dad, then you're in trouble. So, that's it. You're thinking about the guy?

15:48 Drew Forget it. Forget it.

15:49 Adam You don't have to have sex with him again?

15:50 Drew It's normal for somebody under the age of 15 that has sex with someone to be extremely attached to that person.

15:56 Adam Hilary?

15:57 Caller Yeah.

15:58 Adam You're 18. What's up?

15:59 Caller Yeah. Hi, guys.

16:01 Caller Hey.

16:03 Caller I have this weird sleep thing. I don't know if you'd call it a sleeping disorder or what, but it's been happening a lot more than it used to lately. I will wake up in the morning or actually I'll wake up at any time when I've been sleeping and my eyes will open. My whole body is completely paralyzed and I cannot move.

16:24 Drew Yeah. Night terrors.

16:25 Caller Night terrors?

16:26 Adam Is that night terrors?

16:27 Drew Yeah.

16:27 Adam Does that have to come?

16:29 Drew I beg your pardon, night terrors, we actually get up and yell. There are, what is the name for this? But it's part of the same syndrome.

16:35 Caller I heard it's called, I was talking to my dad about it because he gets it too, but not as much as I do and not as bad. Right. He thinks it's called sleep apnea.

16:46 Drew No, it's not sleep apnea. He might get sleep apnea, but that's not what you have. No, this is more on the order of it. It is a sleep disorder and it is you being stuck in a certain stage of sleep, even though you're beginning to awaken. It can be associated with seizure type phenomenon. So it's not necessarily anything wrong. Do you take any medication?

17:04 Caller No, nothing. The reason why I'm actually calling now, like before I just shrugged it off and figured, well, it happens, but like about a week and a half ago, I couldn't breathe. Like I stopped breathing. What I have to do a lot of times is just try really hard and I wake myself up. But the other day, I could not breathe and when I woke up, I was like, yeah.

17:35 Drew That's more of a sleep apnea syndrome and that is something that does happen to people. You dream you're underwater, right?

17:40 Caller Well, no, I just couldn't breathe.

17:43 Adam You're 100 percent. All right. What should she do, Drew?

17:47 Drew I think it would be worthwhile if she was talking to a doctor. It might be worth it. Let me ask her, was she overweight? Let me ask her that.

17:53 Adam Oh, man. Hillary, are you overweight?

17:55 Caller No.

17:56 Adam No?

17:57 Drew Do you want any medication?

17:58 Caller No, nothing.

17:59 Drew No birth control pills, anything like that?

18:00 Caller I was, but I've been off and on that. It's happened before I went on the pill. It's happened when I'm off it on it.

18:07 Drew And have you ever woken up sort of yelling in the middle of the night or walking around, anything like that?

18:10 Caller No.

18:11 Drew Yeah, I thought you talked about it. It may be part of a more substantial sleep disorder.

18:15 Adam She brought her dad up and reminded me of something I had with my dad today. Apropos to nothing, but that's the entire show. I was working at my house today, the party palace and leading the Latinos in a big, big work-off over there and my dad swung by, and a tool that I just bought, random orbital sander.

18:40 Drew Yeah.

18:41 Adam Took it right out of the box, didn't work. I said, Jesus Christ, by the time I get back to Home Depot and take this thing back, it ain't even worth the 55 bucks a thing cost. It's not worth, it's going to take me two hours. My dad, who's really been kissing up to me lately, and he must want something. I don't know, he's the father I never had. My dad has turned into the father I never had. My dad goes, I'll go over to Home Depot, I'll drop it off, I'll exchange it. Wow. I said, dad, that's great. That's fantastic. Here's the receipt. All you got to do is bring it in there, and I just traded in. This one doesn't work. Still in the box. Here's the receipt. I bought it two hours ago. Give it to the guy in the tool department, get a new one, come back. He says, okay. I said, call me if there's any problems. He's got the box, he goes over there. He says, listen, he calls me an hour later. I'm over at the Home Depot. You can't just return it to the tool department. You have to go to the returns department, and then they credit, give your credit card credit, and then you use your money to go to the tool department by a new one. I said, that's fine. Thanks. Just get me a new one. Okay. He said, what was that tool again? I said, look at the box. I don't have the box, I return the thing. I said, okay. Listen to me very carefully, dad, do you have a pad and pencil there? No. Porter cable, five inch, random orbital, disk sander, hook and loop pad. He says, Potter hobble? That's a dad. Now, this is my dad. My dad's the guy who doesn't know any of my best friend's first names. You know what I mean? He's the guy. He's the guy that when I was talking to him about my partner Jimmy and I said, yeah, Jimmy's a good guy and Drew's a good guy too. He said, who's Drew? Better yet, he thought Drew was another guy named Drew who's a friend of a friend of mine who I don't even know. Oh, my God. I said, Dad, listen to me very carefully. Porter Cable, five-inch random orbital sander. Hi. Potter, Potter Hommel, rototiller. I said, Dad, it's not going to work. We need a pad and pencil. I don't have one. Now, say it one more time. I think I can get it. Porter Cable, five-inch. Hold on, start over. Forget about the five-inch. Porter Cable, random orbital sander. Porter Cable, roto-hammer. No, no, no. Okay, Dad, forget it. I mean, listen, Dad, I can't get three syllables into this thing. You're gone. I swear to Christ, I said, Dad, meet my friend, Jeff. He'd say, how are you doing, John? So I realized this is impossible. Says, Dad, you got a portable phone. You're on your cell phone? That's right. Start walking for the tool department. So I'm walking my dad through. It's like we're disarming a bomb. You know, you're in the tool department now, Dad. Yes. Okay. On the southeast corner of the tool, face southeast. Okay. Now walk forward about 20 paces to your left. You should see a box. Just put a cable on it, about the size of a football. I said, Dad, get someone to help you. He hangs up, calls me back an hour later. Son, we can't find it. I said, Dad, Dad, here's what it is. The old one was $54.95, right? Go get any sander that costs $54.95. It'll have to be that one. Calls back 20 minutes later. He has a guy with him. Now he's on the phone. Porter Cable, Random Orbital. Same guy? Yeah, he finally came back with it. It all worked out. Jesus Christ. I thought, all right, it's time to put him down. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I remember when my dad got me my first butt plug. The Virgin Kennedy, who's no longer Virgin anymore because she's married, has rolled into the studio. She's looking good. She hasn't aged at all in the six months I've seen her. All right, she's going to come in here. Drew, you're going to talk about the new pilot?

22:28 Drew If you'll allow us.

22:29 Adam All righty. And we'll also talk to Crystal. 16, 20 years old boyfriend jumped in front of a bus because he thought she cheated. Wait a second. The last person who jumped in front of a bus was the guy. Waited until the bus stopped.

22:44 Drew Yeah.

22:45 Adam Actually, the bus was being serviced at the time. Crystal?

22:49 Drew Yes?

22:49 Adam Did we talk to you?

22:50 Drew No, the boy.

22:51 Adam Did we talk to the guy who jumped in front of the bus?

22:53 Caller Yes, you did.

22:54 Adam Yeah?

22:55 Caller And I want to tell my side of the story.

22:57 Adam Okay.

22:58 Caller Because I just thought that was unfair how he caught in.

23:01 Adam I see. All right, hold on there, Crystal.

23:02 Drew Oh, yeah. I see why you threw him something from a bus.

23:05 Adam You know the only problem with hearing Crystal's part of the story? I can't remember the other guy's part of the story.

23:10 Drew The bus was almost stopped when he did it.

23:12 Adam Well, there was a bus that was lurching forward that he jumped 400 yards in front of. But technically, still jumping in front of a bus.

23:20 Drew Yeah, technically.

23:21 Adam All right. Kennedy is here. We'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

23:26 Loveline. Loveline. We'll be right back.

24:03 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-E-E-1-9-1.

24:11 Drew I'm leaving you again, though, going off with Kennedy.

24:13 Adam Oh yeah, that's right. You guys are shooting a TV pilot without me. What is that pilot? What's going on with that? Hey, Kennedy.

24:22 Kennedy Hi, Adam.

24:23 Adam Hey, why don't you tell everybody what's been going on with you since, let's say, MTV and doing the Olympics and Nagano. And all that stuff because there may be some people around the country lost track of you. And of course, publishing a book and having a litter of Hispanic kids and all the things you've been up to in the last few years.

24:44 Kennedy Well, you've pretty much covered it. I left MTV in 1997.

24:48 Adam And now did you leave them or did they leave you?

24:51 Kennedy I left them. I left them on very good terms and I said, thank you for the five years.

24:55 Adam Wow.

24:56 Kennedy It's been lovely. And I moved to Seattle to be with my my then boyfriend.

25:01 Adam Right. My then hot piece of Puerto Rican who you're now married to.

25:05 Kennedy Yes. We got married this spring. Thanks. On your birthday.

25:08 Adam Wonderful wedding.

25:09 Kennedy You know what? Suck my white balls. You are such a damn baby. At least Drew had a good excuse. Drew couldn't go because he was going to his little fancy pants. I'm a doctor. I had to go to my 20 year college reunion.

25:21 Adam Oh, I had to go to my 18 year Valley college reunion.

25:25 Kennedy No, you didn't. You didn't have anything. You were lazy and you were probably eating canned clams so you could make bad farts to offend Jimmy with on your van trip to Vegas or something.

25:38 Adam That's probably right. Wait a minute. I got to check my calendar.

25:42 Drew It's not clams anymore.

25:43 Kennedy No, the clams are just for the smell.

25:46 Drew He's found the magic potion for that.

25:49 Adam I stumbled on to something the other night. Man, did you? Drew had to do the whole show from outside the studio.

25:54 Drew Seriously.

25:55 Adam Engineer Anderson got him a 20-foot mic.

25:57 Kennedy That is assault.

25:59 Drew I swear to God it was. It was ungodly.

26:03 Adam All right, enough bragging.

26:04 Drew Unacceptable.

26:05 Adam Let's stick with Kenny. So, 1997.

26:09 Kennedy Yeah, left, moved to Seattle, wrote a book, did the Olympics, wrote a book.

26:13 Adam Right.

26:14 Kennedy Fun.

26:15 Adam Ding-dong-deh. Right.

26:17 Kennedy What is that supposed to be? I've heard that before.

26:20 Adam Began. That's what the Asian culture sounds like to all us round eyes. So, began doing radio in Portland. In Seattle.

26:31 Kennedy Yeah, I moved to Portland.

26:32 Adam Did you move to Portland at some point?

26:34 Kennedy No. I'm from Portland.

26:35 Adam There you go.

26:36 Kennedy Yeah.

26:36 Adam Okay. Now.

26:37 Kennedy Yes, I've been doing a talk radio show.

26:39 Adam Right.

26:39 Kennedy On one of your affiliates.

26:41 Adam A very successful talk radio.

26:42 Kennedy An award-winning talk radio show.

26:43 Adam Right. You won an award.

26:44 Kennedy Yeah.

26:44 Adam That your mom gave you.

26:46 Kennedy Yeah, she did. It's made out of foil and my first pair of song panties.

26:50 Adam And now you're looking to head back into television where you belong. And you'll be working with the fabulous Dr. Drew.

27:00 Kennedy Well, a lot of things have to happen before we actually work together on a TV show. I mean, you know that. You make a little Fardy presentation tape and the executives go, wow, that was great. Thanks for coming.

27:11 Adam Right. Right. That's how it goes for most people. I don't know how the heartache of disappointment works though, because everything I do turns to spun gold. But I do know how it works for the rest of you in the business. And I know that not everything, not every pilot turns into a series.

27:25 Kennedy Oh, you are so retarded.

27:26 Adam But with you two working together, although we don't know, Drew is pretty improving without me. But with you two together, I think you guys should be able to pull off a real strong pilot.

27:35 Kennedy It's pretty good. It's a good idea.

27:37 Adam And you guys will do that next week.

27:39 Drew Starting tomorrow.

27:40 Kennedy Yeah, we have our first run-through tomorrow.

27:42 Adam So we're working on it tomorrow? Who's producing it?

27:45 Kennedy Drew's aunt is Shelly Pinsky.

27:47 Adam Shelly Pinsky?

27:48 Kennedy Yeah, and she's a great idea, a large woman.

27:51 Drew You know Doug Wilson from Politically Incorrect.

27:53 Adam Yes. Doug Wilson is the genius, or was the genius, behind Politically Incorrect. Very, very talented man. So he's going to be involved with this.

28:01 Kennedy And he's funny too.

28:02 Adam All right, so it's gold.

28:04 Kennedy And I'm on Politically Incorrect tonight at midnight. So right after Love Line, turn it on.

28:08 Adam All right.

28:08 Kennedy With Billy Ray Cyrus, Carl Lewis, and Rudy from Survivor.

28:11 Adam Oh, Rudy.

28:12 Kennedy He is so cute.

28:14 Adam What an eclectic crab bag. And you must love Rudy.

28:17 Kennedy I love Rudy. I love everything about him.

28:20 Adam Them fags and them Chicano should move on to their own island.

28:23 Kennedy Gay bashers are not right wingers. All Republicans do not hate gay people.

28:28 Adam I know.

28:29 Kennedy Let's just put that out there right now.

28:30 Adam You're right.

28:30 Kennedy Some of my best friends are gay Republicans.

28:32 Drew You know what's nice about this show with me and Kennedy? I've become more moderate as I've gotten older. Faggot better run.

28:37 Kennedy See?

28:40 Adam Even Drew hates the good.

28:41 Kennedy Can we hear the Dr. Drew song, please?

28:44 Adam Yeah, we will hear that. But we won't hear it right now.

28:47 Kennedy I listen to you guys all the time, which is so sad. Because I-

28:51 Drew I don't know how to take that.

28:54 Adam Yeah, it is sad. Where do you listen to us? I mean, where are you? Are you at home? Are you driving?

28:58 Kennedy I'm in the car. Yeah, I'm driving back from my AA meetings.

29:03 Adam No, hold on. Anderson and Drew.

29:05 Kennedy I shouldn't even make fun of it. I don't go to AA meetings.

29:07 Adam I realize we're on the affiliate over there. She's on the affiliate. I understand that part.

29:12 Drew But what she's doing, yeah.

29:14 Adam What is she doing? Because, you know, for me, I love listening to talk radio, but I won't listen to it at home. I got to be commuting or doing something.

29:21 Kennedy No, it's in the car.

29:22 Adam All right.

29:22 Kennedy My husband, God bless him, he listens to my show at home.

29:26 Adam At home?

29:26 Kennedy Yeah.

29:27 Adam P-whiff.

29:28 Kennedy And I'll come home and Tom Likus will be on because I'm on right before Tom Likus is on the buzz and the dog will be sitting there with a very confused look on her face.

29:36 Caller She's going, aw.

29:39 Adam Your husband sits home.

29:41 Kennedy No, he doesn't sit at home and listen to the show, but if he's at home, he'll turn it on.

29:45 Adam He's a professional snowboarder.

29:46 Kennedy Yeah.

29:47 Adam He, who broke his back, is he OK now? Twice.

29:49 Kennedy Yeah, he's great. OK, so he's still snowboarding and he is, he is, he's the strength behind Team Supernatural, which is the greatest amalgamation of young snowboarders and snowboarding talent ever.

30:01 Adam I know. My dad was just talking to me about it before he went to Home Depot today. I don't think my dad knows what a snowboard is.

30:09 Kennedy Do you know how many people will sit on a plane, they're like, so what does your husband do? He's a snowboarder. Is it like surfing?

30:15 Adam Oh, really?

30:15 Kennedy Yeah, it is. It's exactly like surfing.

30:17 Adam You're still too hip though. All right, so Lakers on after your husband sits home and listens to you. Fantastic. My dad lives in Los Angeles, wants to know if he can come on the show Friday at around 7.30.

30:32 Kennedy Tell him sure.

30:33 Adam That's why I told him, the mic is all his, he wrestled away from Lakers. Crystal?

30:38 Drew Yes.

30:38 Adam You're 16.

30:39 Drew So what's your side of the story, Crystal?

30:41 Caller It's not my side, it's just that-

30:43 Drew Your version.

30:45 Kennedy Of what story? What are we talking about?

30:47 Drew She has a boyfriend that threw himself in front of a bus.

30:49 Kennedy Did he die?

30:49 Drew No. The bus was sort of parked.

30:51 Adam Right.

30:52 Drew It wasn't moving too much.

30:53 Adam I like that by the way. Her boyfriend calls up and says, here's what happened. Now she's calling to clarify things. Drew says, let's hear your side of the story, and she says it's not my side. Hey Crystal?

31:06 Kennedy It's the story, that's what she's saying.

31:07 Adam I want you-

31:08 Kennedy It's the story. I believe Crystal already. Because your boyfriend's a psycho.

31:13 Adam Go ahead, baby.

31:14 Caller It's because he threw on stuff in the bus because I told him, because he is kind of psycho. He's crazy to me. And I got sick of him accusing me of he-no-no. And so like he's the kind that don't like nobody picking me up, no guys, me dealing with nobody.

31:30 Adam So his kind of boyfriend doesn't like you giving sex to other guys?

31:33 Caller I don't give sex to other guys.

31:35 Adam I see. Right.

31:36 Caller I've been completely faith. I've been through him through thick and thin for four years.

31:40 Kennedy And you're 16?

31:41 Caller Yeah.

31:41 Kennedy How old is he?

31:42 Caller He's 20 now.

31:45 Adam So 12 and 16?

31:47 Drew He is a world class dick. That's not right.

31:49 Adam Oh, that's nice.

31:49 Drew He's approaching that.

31:50 Adam Well, we remember being 16 when we get our mitts on a nice 12-year-old.

31:54 Drew He's an idiot.

31:54 Kennedy When I was 16, I dated a 22-year-old. No. Yeah.

31:58 Adam Yeah. Yeah, but what were you doing?

32:00 Kennedy He lived at home.

32:02 Adam He was living at home and you weren't put now. Crystal?

32:04 Caller Huh?

32:05 Adam All right. So.

32:06 Caller So now that he put himself in front of us because he got really cheated on him and the guy came forth and told him he didn't cheat on him and everything. And that the guy lied on me because he was mad because I guess he liked me and he went telling him I did. But then he came back and forth and told him he didn't.

32:22 Adam All right. So where are we now?

32:24 Kennedy You got to get away from all these guys. They all sound like a bunch of jerks.

32:27 Caller Yeah. And then it's like I really do love him and I really do. I really do want to be with him.

32:32 Kennedy No, you don't.

32:33 Caller Then his mama, his mother, she was telling him how I did cheat with him and how all these years she didn't want me to be with him and stuff. So I had that on my mind. So now he's kind of mad because I'm not giving him enough like I used to.

32:49 Adam Okay. Crystal?

32:50 Kennedy Like you used to when you were 12. But you know, back when she was 12 and she was more emotionally available, but now that she's 16.

32:56 Drew And by giving, that's not the kind of available we're talking about here.

32:58 Adam Well, woman hits her sexual peak about 11 and a half.

33:01 Drew Yeah.

33:03 Kennedy She's just not giving him what she used to.

33:04 Adam Yeah, from 12 on, it's a downhill slide. By the time they hit 17, it's all over.

33:09 Kennedy Crystal, this is-

33:09 Adam Menopause at what, 19?

33:11 Kennedy This is fantastic exit music for you. Just leave. You do not need to be with a 20-year-old man.

33:17 Adam All right.

33:18 Kennedy Especially when he's throwing himself in front of parked buses.

33:20 Adam Kennedy, I've learned to be a little more realistic on this show. Crystal, don't get pregnant.

33:26 Caller Oh, I will.

33:27 Adam Don't get pregnant.

33:28 Drew You're using birth control?

33:30 Caller Yeah.

33:30 Drew What are you doing?

33:32 Kennedy The rhythm method. That's effective.

33:34 Caller What are you doing?

33:36 Caller The pull out.

33:37 Kennedy See?

33:38 Caller There you go.

33:38 Drew Crystal, that is not birth control. I would guarantee you pregnancy that way. Guaranteed.

33:43 Adam Hold on. I just need, please, I need 10 seconds alone with Crystal.

33:47 Drew You set some coordinates.

33:49 Adam Listen to me, Eugenius. Yes. I'm the smartest man in the world and I'm telling you, you're going to get pregnant, you're going to ruin your life, and you're going to adversely affect my life. Not as much as it's going to affect your life, but you're going to have some dents on my life. I have a few more in taxes and your son's probably going to roll me to ATM in 20 years. Now listen to me, do not get pregnant. Do you hear me? Yeah. It'll ruin your life.

34:11 Drew Get on the birth control pill nor plant something.

34:13 Adam Do not have sex with this guy. This pullout technique, this ain't a technique.

34:17 Drew That doesn't work.

34:18 Adam Only I can use this.

34:19 Drew It doesn't work.

34:20 Adam All right.

34:21 Kennedy Really?

34:21 Drew Hey, listen, it doesn't work.

34:23 Adam Well, at least she's using birth control.

34:25 I'm married.

34:26 Kennedy I'm married, OK? Yeah.

34:27 Drew If you're trying not to get pregnant, we got to pilot do for Christ's sake. And Kennedy and I were having a discussion earlier today about people that beat their kids.

34:35 Adam Yes.

34:35 Drew And she was in favor of that.

34:37 Kennedy I was in favor of people beating their children. See, this is we have a nation of over exaggerators. And Drew is leading the brigade.

34:45 Adam To be fair, Kennedy used the term whoopin.

34:49 Drew She did.

34:50 Kennedy I didn't.

34:50 Drew She did.

34:51 Kennedy I did not.

34:52 Drew We were talking about whoopin.

34:53 Kennedy Yeah, we were talking about whoopins. But I was the one who said, well, damn kids need a good whoopin is what they need.

34:59 Adam Listen, I'm giving my kid the iron boot. I'm not going to kick him. I'm just going to actually hand him an iron boot.

35:05 Drew I need some corroboration on this one. Back me up on this. That the guy that's going to hit you with a shiv at the ATM is the guy that was whooped by his mom.

35:13 Adam It helps. It helps. But no dad and no discipline helps, too.

35:18 Kennedy No discipline. That's what we're talking about. Thank you. I said that parents do not give their children enough discipline and structure. And if they learn how to tell their kids no every once in a while, these are the problems. These are the results of no discipline. But see, parents think that no spanking equals no discipline. Well, you know, I'm not going to yell at my child. I'm not going to raise my voice because that is just that's just not the way to do things. So I'm just going to present them with an alternative. I won't say no ever.

35:43 Adam I suggest the brand of parenting my parents took, which is they gave themselves a timeout. My mom locked herself in a room for 11 years. My mom took an 11 year timeout. Her timeout was, I'm going to smoke pot on a rattan chair in the back with my friend Pat. You go to your buddy's house and get something to eat.

36:02 Kennedy See, my mom would always threaten us with a wooden spoon. I've never ever been touched with a wooden spoon, but it was like, here's the wooden spoon. It would just calm us down. My friend's mom had the wooden spoon that she kept in the mail box. She would keep the wooden spoon in the mail box in case the kids were playing out in the yard and she didn't have to go all the way back in the house. She would keep the wooden spoon in the mail box.

36:25 Adam Was this an extra wooden spoon that she kept outside?

36:27 Kennedy Yes.

36:28 Adam Like what some people do with fire extinguishers? They keep one in the garage, one in the house, one in the car trunk.

36:32 Kennedy Yeah.

36:33 Adam Nice. My mom was going to threaten me with a wooden spoon, but she didn't know what a spoon was because she'd never been in the goddamn kitchen. I had to hand her a wooden spoon. She originally was one of those rubber spatulas is what she held up and said, I'm going to beat you with this wooden spoon.

36:46 Kennedy Are you the only child?

36:47 Adam No, I got a sister too.

36:48 Drew Why do you think your dad was butting up to you lately?

36:50 Adam He's getting older. He realizes I have money.

36:52 Kennedy He probably feels guilty.

36:53 Adam He wants me to leave him something. All right, we're going to take a little break. The Fabulous Kennedy is our guest tonight. And when we come back, we'll talk to more of you after this.

37:02 1-800-LOVE-191.

37:40 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there. Kennedy has joined us, one of our favorite people in the whole world. Thank you, Adam.

37:48 Kennedy Thank you for having me. And you too, Drew.

37:51 Adam My pleasure. I found out that 9.58 tonight, in 32 seconds. Hey, Kennedy is coming to Niagara. She's doing a pilot with the famous Dr. Drew, and we'll see how that goes. Drew?

38:04 Drew You hear that?

38:05 Kennedy Yeah.

38:06 Drew Kick his ass.

38:06 Kennedy Thanks for the enthusiasm.

38:08 Drew Resounding words of encouragement.

38:10 Adam Let me apologize.

38:10 Kennedy Let's see how that goes.

38:12 Adam No, no, no, no.

38:13 Drew See how it turns out.

38:13 Adam I didn't mean it to sound that way. I realized that I didn't have anything to say after it, like here's where you can find it, or here's what nights it's going to be on. So I was just trying to feather my way out of the pilot conversation.

38:26 Kennedy It's going to be very springer.

38:27 Adam We realized we weren't really plugging it.

38:29 Kennedy Yeah.

38:29 Adam You know what I'm saying?

38:29 Drew Yeah.

38:30 Adam I didn't mean we'll see how that goes. I meant more on that coming up. Right?

38:36 Drew In January.

38:36 Adam Right.

38:37 In January.

38:38 Adam 2018. Kathleen.

38:40 Hi.

38:41 Adam You're 23.

38:42 Caller Uh-huh.

38:42 Adam What's up?

38:45 Caller Okay. I love your show.

38:46 Adam Thank you.

38:47 Caller Okay. My boyfriend cheated on me. And normally, okay, like immediately dismissal. You have to dump him. However, it was with a model.

38:56 Kennedy What do you mean immediately dismissal? Has this happened to you a bunch before?

38:59 Caller No, no, no, no.

39:00 Drew It's the first time.

39:01 Caller It's the first time that I know of.

39:03 Drew In her thinking, she didn't like to get rid of anybody that would cheat on her.

39:06 Adam How long had you gone out with him?

39:08 Caller Four years.

39:09 Drew But you see where she's going with it. It's like, I can't blame the guy. It was a supermodel.

39:11 Kennedy He was a model.

39:12 Caller Yeah.

39:12 Kennedy I mean, who wouldn't cheat with a model?

39:15 Adam What supermodel?

39:17 Caller I asked if I could say her name and she said I could.

39:23 Kennedy Go ahead and say it.

39:24 Adam Why did she say you could?

39:26 Caller Because I could to her.

39:28 Adam Oh, you're talking about Danielle?

39:29 Caller Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm talking about Danielle.

39:32 Adam Oh, okay. A phone screener.

39:33 Kennedy You can say her name. What's her name? You just tell me, honey. It's just us.

39:36 Caller Okay, Kennedy. I'm so really nervous. Leticia Costa.

39:41 Adam Yeah.

39:41 Kennedy Oh, she's the Victoria's secret model.

39:44 Caller Yeah.

39:45 Adam Your boyfriend's a genius.

39:47 Caller Yeah.

39:48 Adam Are you kidding me? That son of a bitch.

39:50 Caller It's like it's not going to happen again.

39:53 Kennedy How did he hook up with Leticia and how do you know he's telling the truth?

39:56 Adam Yeah.

39:57 Caller He worked in the film industry. It was a cast and crew party for a film he's working on. And how do I know he's telling the truth? Well, first, he told me. But I found out he only told me because he knew that one of his friends' wives was going to tell me.

40:11 Adam You know what I love about guys? This guy was so pumped that he banged the super molla, he had to actually tell his girlfriend.

40:18 Drew Yeah, exactly.

40:19 Adam Guess who got laid? High five.

40:20 Drew Hey.

40:21 Adam Come on.

40:21 Drew She's practically giving him a high five. She's certainly giving him a buy on this.

40:25 Kennedy But that is something only people in Los Angeles will do.

40:28 Adam But hold on, guys, I want you to all keep this one in your hip pocket because if you ever get popped for cheating, just go the super molla route.

40:36 Drew No, this is the same girl that would have beaten up any girl that would come after her boyfriend.

40:41 Kennedy I don't know.

40:41 Drew Rather than blaming the boyfriend.

40:43 Adam I think if you got popped, Kennedy, well, you don't have a high tolerance for cheating and you're very physical. But if Dave, your husband got popped for cheating, right? And it was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It was Letitia Costa. And he gave you a whole song and dance about who's your favorite dude. You know what I mean? Is it me? I don't know. Who is it?

41:05 Kennedy Who is my favorite? You know what? I had a sex dream about Pete Sampras and I told him about it.

41:09 Adam Here's my point. Here's my point. If he came back at you and went, if you're at a party, you're drinking and Pete Sampras came on to you, come on, come on.

41:18 Caller It's funny.

41:20 Adam You know what I'm saying?

41:20 Kennedy Well, no, I know there are people. Well, the reason I think she may be rationally...

41:24 Adam I know. It would help. It would help his cause.

41:26 Kennedy No, because it wouldn't.

41:28 Adam No, it would help a little.

41:29 Kennedy No, it wouldn't.

41:30 Adam He banged the fat chick he works with.

41:32 Kennedy Oh, that would...

41:33 Adam You know what I'm saying? Yeah, okay. It would help some.

41:36 Kennedy It would help some. But there are people who have these lists. I mean, there are people who say to themselves, okay, if I ever run into Letitia Costa, then I'm going to... Do I have your permission? Yes, of course, because they think it's never going to happen. Who has sex with Letitia Costa?

41:50 Adam I have one of those lists. It's a rape list, but it's the same list, same names. Well, what am I going to do, woo her? Come on, be realistic. Kathleen? All right, so he had sex with Letitia Costa, who's really hot.

42:04 Caller Yeah.

42:05 Adam Yeah. And was it good?

42:07 Caller You know, I didn't ask that.

42:09 Drew Yeah, I hope not.

42:11 Adam And he told you...

42:12 Kennedy Well, don't you think if... Okay, no, that is something I would definitely ask.

42:16 Adam What?

42:16 Kennedy Yes, like...

42:17 Adam I was kidding. Now, come on.

42:19 Kennedy Let's keep moving. Okay, little mister. Well, I hope it was worth it, you son of a bitch.

42:23 Adam Oh, my God.

42:23 Kennedy I think most people are so curious about those things and they have to ask it all in order to get it on their system.

42:28 Drew That's like taking a wound and just rubbing it on them.

42:30 Kennedy Yes, it is.

42:30 Adam Is your boyfriend really good looking?

42:32 Caller Well, I think so, but, I mean, he...

42:35 Kennedy Well, then that's not a resounding yes, is it? Of course you have to say, I think so. Is he wealthy?

42:41 Caller No.

42:42 Adam No, and he's not all that great looking?

42:44 Drew Is he a liar?

42:44 Kennedy Yeah, I think he's lying. Seriously.

42:46 Caller He's not a liar.

42:47 Kennedy And I bet Letitia Costa is driving around right now in her Camaro going, I cannot believe it. I cannot believe the man.

42:52 Adam Yeah, she's in an iRoc.

42:53 Caller I mean, do I...

42:54 Adam She drives an 89 iRoc. She's listening to KLS.

43:00 Drew Trans-Am.

43:01 Adam All right, listen, Kathleen, is he sorry?

43:05 Caller Well, you know, he says he is, but it was Letitia Costa.

43:09 Adam Right, right. I understand. He may not be sorry he did it, but maybe he's sorry that he hurt you.

43:17 Drew Well, no, wait a minute, Kathleen.

43:17 Kennedy Did he hurt you? Did he even hurt you?

43:20 Drew What is your question? What is your question?

43:22 Caller Okay, my question is, again, any other situation, I would... Okay, you know what? We don't... I don't need this. You obviously don't need me. However...

43:30 Kennedy So you know what it is. She's in Los Angeles. She's so worried that her husband's career, like if he's that hot that he can get a supermodel, it's gonna blow up and she's gonna miss the gravy train. So she's gonna hang on.

43:39 Drew Wait, Kathleen, you need to understand something. You need to understand more about how men work. Seriously. I mean, she's thinking like, oh, this guy cheated only because it was this overwhelming situation and that any other cheating would mean he doesn't want to be in the relationship.

43:55 Kennedy No.

43:56 Drew No, listen. No. Hold on a second.

43:57 Adam Can I quiet down for a second?

43:58 Drew He doesn't want to be in the... You know what I'm saying? He doesn't want to be in the relationship. He doesn't love me. That's why he's cheating. Guys cheat because they can cheat.

44:07 Adam Right.

44:07 Drew And this is just a situation that sort of put pressure on that to cause him to cheat. But he would cheat if he had a situation with a lesser stimulus but less likely to be caught, he'd also cheat.

44:20 Kennedy And that's also the only reason that he told her was because he was caught.

44:23 Drew That's right. Cheaters cheat.

44:24 Adam Hold on. Can I... Don't let Drew talk on the pilot, please. You just stand there and look pretty... Kathleen? Okay. Here's what I would do.

44:32 Drew Do you agree with me? You know what I'm saying?

44:33 Adam Semi and sort of, but not totally.

44:36 Caller Sort of.

44:37 Adam I think there's a big difference between Leticia Costa and some chick you work with. Now, just listen to me, Kathleen. I'd forgive him, keep an eye on him, and let this one slide. You're not married, right?

44:50 Caller Well, we're engaged.

44:51 Kennedy Oh, you are engaged? No, don't get married.

44:53 Adam That's it. Okay, listen. Don't get married and keep an eye on him.

44:57 Kennedy Yeah, call the engagement off.

44:58 Adam Give him one F up.

45:00 Caller Can I have kids? Are you going to tell me how to have kids?

45:02 Adam No kids. No kids.

45:03 Drew No, no. Wait, wait, wait. She's not your usual don't-have-kids person.

45:06 Adam No, you can have kids.

45:07 Kennedy Just not with him.

45:08 Adam Only with supermodels.

45:10 Kennedy You have Marcus Schenkenberg's baby. I hear he's available now.

45:12 Drew How long should she watch him before she gets reengaged?

45:16 Adam Here's all I'm saying. You'll have your answer in the next six months of whether this guy was worth hanging out for or not. In the meantime, you're not doing anything in the next six months, so hang out. By the way, reap the rewards of his F up. He's going to be treating you better than he ever has. You know what I'm saying? Why get out now? You know what I mean? Let him kiss your ass for a few months and then dump it.

45:39 Drew I would bet strongly that he has done this before. This is not the first time.

45:43 Kennedy I would say so, but he was about to get caught and he was a little bit proud of it.

45:47 Adam Kimberly, you're 13?

45:50 Caller Yeah.

45:50 What's up?

45:52 Caller Well, my dad has, like recently, my mother come in front of me about going to lesbian websites and she said she was freaked out and I didn't go to them. And she asked my dad about it and I never got a response from her about whether or not he was looking at them. But it's just kind of freaky because she was really freaked out. And I just think it's gross. And I know guys will look at porn and stuff, but it's just my mom thought it was me and that, like, I think it's kind of rude that she automatically.

46:22 Adam All right. So did you tell her mom, your mom it wasn't you?

46:25 Caller Yeah, I told her it wasn't me, but she doesn't believe me because she's like, I've kind of broken her trust before from doing the other stuff.

46:32 Kennedy Well, you're 13. That's your job.

46:33 Adam Yeah. You're not supposed to get along with your parents at 13.

46:36 Drew Do you have any brothers?

46:37 Caller No, I don't have any brothers or sisters.

46:38 Drew All right.

46:38 Adam So she'll know it was your dad, right?

46:40 Caller Yeah.

46:41 Caller That was, I guess.

46:42 Adam Does she have any reason to think you're a lesbian?

46:44 Kennedy But how much easier is it for the mother to think that her daughter is the one looking at lesbian porn because, you know, she's mischievous, she's a girl, she's experimental, all these things, but if she has to come to the realization that her husband is doing this, right, that's the worst-case scenario for the mom.

46:59 Adam Kimberly?

47:00 Caller Yeah?

47:00 Adam You, is your mom sort of living her own fantasy world like Kenny and Drew's mom?

47:07 Caller No.

47:07 Adam And my mom?

47:08 Kennedy Does my mom live in your fantasy world, Adam?

47:10 Adam She lives in Drew's mom's fantasy world. Drew's mom cornered me to party, had a few high balls and told me about her playing with Les Brown in the 40s for about, well, it's actually to present day. The story started in 1939 and went into 2000. Hey, Kimberly? Yeah? We got to go to break. This, I don't care about this that much, okay? It's not that big a deal.

47:35 Caller Okay.

47:35 Adam You're fine. Just tell her it's not you and let her do the dad math, okay?

47:39 Caller Okay.

47:39 Adam All right. And does she have any reason to think you're a lesbian?

47:42 Caller No.

47:42 Adam No. Never caught you with any other ladies?

47:45 Caller No.

47:46 Kennedy Do you have a girlfriend?

47:47 Caller No. All right.

47:48 Adam All right. We'll be back.

47:50 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

48:35 Adam Hey, it's Loveline and Adam Corolla's Dr. Drew. That's as much good radio as you're going to hear today. Kennedy is our guest tonight.

48:46 Kennedy Yes, thank you.

48:46 Adam Kennedy is in town doing Politically Incorrect and doing herself an award-winning radio show up in Seattle and is also doing a pilot with the fabulous Dr. Drew, friend of the show, and just swung on in to say hi.

49:02 Kennedy I knew Adam when he'd only been fondled by a very famous old man.

49:08 Adam That's right.

49:08 Kennedy That was your claim to fame.

49:11 Adam I wasn't the big name celebrity.

49:12 Kennedy You were not Ace Rockolla.

49:14 Adam B slash C celebrity that I am today. Ace Rockolla. Let me tell you something, Kennedy. Kennedy was always very nice and very generous to me, and I'll never forget that.

49:24 Kennedy I used to lavish gifts.

49:26 Adam That's right.

49:26 Kennedy Trinkets on Adam.

49:27 Adam Very smart. She kissed up early. Let that be a lesson to you all. Jonathan? Jonathan, you're 20.

49:35 Caller Oh, yeah. I want to ask both of you guys a question, actually. You guys are running a great show, by the way. You guys are doing a lot of help for some kids out here.

49:44 Adam Thank you.

49:44 Caller Kids are messed up. I just want to know, every time I smoke weed, I get the shakes. It's almost like I'm feeling like I have Parkinson's disease or something. I was going to ask Drew if...

49:57 Drew How often do you smoke pot?

50:01 Caller Probably, maybe once a weekend or so.

50:04 Kennedy Build up a tolerance, buddy. Come on, three, four times a week.

50:06 Adam Yeah.

50:07 Kennedy Let's work through this stuff.

50:08 Adam Yeah, I got to power through it.

50:10 Caller I definitely think it should be legalized. I don't condone its use like all the time, but I think it should be legalized, too.

50:14 Kennedy I think it's irresponsible to link drug use for the underage people to the benefits of medical marijuana, because I think it does have some amazing benefits.

50:25 Adam What about?

50:25 Caller It can be used for oil, for gasoline.

50:27 Kennedy There's a lot of them. Yeah, I know the Hemp List. The Constitution was written on hemp.

50:31 Adam Yeah.

50:32 Caller Yeah, whatever.

50:35 Caller I just wanted to know if you've ever seen it, Dr. Drew.

50:37 Drew I've seen panic. Yes, I've seen panic and anxiety from people smoking pot.

50:42 Kennedy Is that shakiness, though? Is that the same thing as shakiness?

50:44 Drew The depression is really in people that smoke pot regularly or trigger these panic attacks. Later on, they get depressed.

50:50 Caller What if I had a rough childhood? Would it trigger something? Even if I did it like once a week?

50:55 Drew Again, it's the anxiety problem that I see over and over again. I think that's what you're talking about.

50:58 Kennedy But what do the tremors have to do with anxiety?

51:00 Drew People can actually get tremulous more commonly.

51:02 Caller I do start getting paranoid.

51:03 Like, I don't start thinking deep.

51:05 Adam Jonathan, maybe you shouldn't smoke the pot.

51:08 Caller Well, yeah, that does sound like a good idea. I don't really condone it to use something. I do think it's good for some people.

51:13 Drew It's not good for you.

51:13 Adam I know, but you get tremors. OK, let's replace pot with rocky road ice cream for the sake of argument.

51:19 Caller I'm good, actually.

51:21 Adam Wait, wait, wait.

51:22 Drew Listen to his argument.

51:23 Adam God, are you a retard? Let's do a little Loveline recreation here. Let's replace pot with rocky road ice cream for the sake of argument here. Let me illustrate a point. That sounds good, rocky road. There we go. We got fudge on that and Jimmy sprinkles. There's a good argument for not smoking the weed right there. What I was trying to say is, let's say you called up and you said, each time you ate rocky road ice cream, you got the shakes, you had a seizure, you had tremors. I think the easy answer would be, why don't you stay away from that particular brand of ice cream or maybe ice cream in general? Seems like a layup, right? I would say the same with pot. Listen, you move on to booze or whatever else. And plus tremors with weed is no good because you'll spill that bong all over the carpet. You'll never get your cleaning deposit back. And let me tell you guys a little something real quick.

52:15 Kennedy Why can't we move on to self-mutilation?

52:16 Adam Our self-mutilation better yet.

52:18 Drew We had a big talk about that tonight. The filet-o-penis.

52:22 Adam Somebody opened their penis up.

52:23 Kennedy I just picture a butterfly shrimp. And a man's genitalia is not meant to look like a platter of skippers.

52:30 Adam I picture the kielbasa sandwich where they take the kielbasa and split it down the middle and open it up and put it on a Kaiser roll.

52:37 Drew You get an interesting sort of imagery. You guys both use food.

52:40 Adam Yeah. She's shrippin. We got a little surf and turf going over here on the filet Johnson. Who would filet their penis? I understand. Now, when I was in high school, I cleaned and gutted my penis once, but I never went as far as fileting it. I had a buddy actually can his penis. He had to gaff it on board. It was great. Oh, my god. Listen, listen. When can we just admit that certain things aren't hobbies? They're neuroses. You know what I mean?

53:10 Drew They're sick.

53:11 Adam Hey, you're doing it because you're effed up, not because you're expressing yourself. Let's not get behind these people. Same with the sex changes, same with putting beads in the Johnson, same with the whole thing. All right. Where the hell were we? Oh, here's what I'm going to say about the Hemp Movement. The Hemp Movement is great and everything, but I have a quick question for all you people that are really into the Hemp Movement. I got a gift pack sent to me from the Hemp Shampoo and Hair Company. They make creams and conditioners and shampoos. I mean like a $99 thing. First off, that stuff is ridiculously expensive. It's like $34 bucks for a thing of shampoo. By the way, $34, in my budget, that's 10 years of shampoo for me because I buy the $0.69 Suave stuff. One 12 ounce lasts me a year. I rarely bathe. Here's my point. I read the ingredients and it had aluminum sulfur chloride was 80 ingredients up higher than the hemp seed oil. The hemp seed oil is at the very bottom. The big pot leaf is on the front, but the hemp seed oil, zero. It's not even in there, can't even be measured. I mean, it's literally ingredient number 147 on it. So who are you stoners kidding? Give me a break. You could remove the hemp seed oil from that shampoo, and I guarantee the guy, the chemist who manufactures it wouldn't know it if he used it. Absolutely. And if anyone's got a problem with that, and if the people who make it got a problem with that, don't make me bring that shampoo bottle in here and read it on the air, because I'll get to about 35 chemicals you can't pronounce before I get to the hemp seed oil. So I'm for pot legalization too, but come on. Jeff?

54:52 Caller Yeah.

54:52 Adam You're 40.

54:53 Caller All right.

54:54 Adam All righty. Hang on.

54:56 Caller I'm like a dad to you.

54:58 Adam Eric?

55:00 Kennedy I think maybe Jeff was having a hard time being 40.

55:03 Adam I see. Eric?

55:05 Caller Hey.

55:05 Adam Hold on a second. Maybe Jeff's having a tough time with midlife crisis. Oh, wait.

55:10 Drew Daniel's got him.

55:11 Adam Oh, Daniel's got him? All right. Eric, sorry. What's up?

55:16 Hey, I got a question for Dr. Drew.

55:18 Drew Yeah?

55:19 All right. Where the tip of my penis meets the shaft, there's a scab there and I-

55:27 Drew What?

55:28 It's a scab because-

55:30 Adam Where the tip of your penis meets the shaft? Yes. Yeah. Now, where the tip of your penis meets the shaft means you have to bend your penis around and touch it somewhere in the middle, right?

55:40 No. Okay. Excuse me. I mean, where the head meets the shaft. Okay. All right. And this is what happened, like, about a year and a half ago, it got caught in a zipper. And I thought that it was going to-

55:53 Kennedy Do you wear underwear?

55:55 Yeah.

55:56 Adam Boxers. And your dork was hanging out of the boxers?

56:01 No, it was really funny because like-

56:03 Adam Well, yeah.

56:04 It was a laugh ride.

56:06 Adam Every time I slammed a cab door in my dork, oh boy, I didn't stop laughing for weeks.

56:11 All right. Well, in retrospect, it was really funny.

56:14 Adam I see.

56:16 Because I was like zipping up my pants and it just like fell out and got caught. But anyway-

56:23 Adam I'll tell you, do you do a lot like a spoken word type performance because you paint such a graphic and interesting picture there? So it did come out of your underwear. Yeah.

56:33 Okay.

56:34 Adam Hold on. Quick Loveline reenactment here. You're wearing boxers? Yeah. So it was hanging out of your underpants, it got stuck in your zipper. No, no, no, no. It was really funny. Here's how it went. I was zipping my pants up and it fell out. It got stuck in there. Oh, I see. Totally different than what I described earlier.

56:52 Drew It didn't fall out of your underwear, it fell out.

56:54 Adam No, it shot out of your ass, circled around and actually was heading back in when it got caught in the zippers. Is that what happened? All right, buddy. So now you got the scab.

57:05 Yeah. Okay. Now, when it happened, it scabbed over and I thought it was going to heal up correctly.

57:09 Kennedy So you kept picking at it?

57:12 No. No, no way. Believe me, you do not want to touch that.

57:17 Adam Right.

57:18 Okay.

57:18 Kennedy How big was the scab?

57:22 I would say it's like a centimeter. It's not like huge, but it just won't go away. Hold on.

57:30 Adam Let me talk to Kenny. Kenny, don't ask or call us any questions. You understand? We reset the clock each and every time you ask them a question. We just added 45 minutes to that call.

57:40 Drew You'll learn that they don't actually answer the question.

57:42 Adam Don't answer. Just listen and nod. All right. So now, how do we get rid of this scab?

57:48 I don't know.

57:48 Drew Well, no way. I want to hear it.

57:49 The scab will fall off and then the skin will be really rough and then it will scab over again. I want to know what that is.

57:57 Drew That may be just, well, there are non-healing wounds.

58:01 Kennedy Maybe he's diabetic.

58:03 Drew It doesn't sound like that. It sounds more like some sort of persistent dermatitis. You need to talk to your doctor about getting some creams for that.

58:11 Kennedy Maybe he's got pearly penile papules.

58:13 Drew No, I bet you some steroid creams will take care of it. Again, it's important when wounds don't heal, there's actually ulcers that don't heal or even associated with cancers and things. It's important to get it looked at.

58:25 Adam Do you masturbate?

58:27 Drew Yeah, constantly irritating it makes it so it won't heal, that's for sure.

58:29 Adam Can you leave it alone? Yeah.

58:32 Drew There's something called lichen simplex chronicus, which is where you keep irritating a thickened area of skin. It'll stay that way.

58:39 Adam That's it. Well, how do you leave your penis alone?

58:43 Drew I know, Adam, for you, that's a daunting concept.

58:45 Adam Oh, man. I'll tell you, when I couldn't sleep last night, I was like a terror.

58:50 Drew How many times?

58:51 Adam She's yesterday?

58:52 Drew No, when we were laying there trying to sleep.

58:55 Adam Oh, well, probably once or twice, but the problem is I'd already had had myself a couple of times during the day. So, I mean, there was the obligatory get home from work one.

59:08 Kennedy How many times a day do you masturbate?

59:10 Adam I'll tell you, I'm normally, normally you can put me down for one, but last night, got the hat trick.

59:18 Kennedy In one night?

59:19 Drew Wait, a hat trick? It's three times. The reason is he's a little bit coy because that fourth time he worked at that for a while.

59:26 Adam No, no, no.

59:26 Drew Yeah, you did.

59:27 Adam There was no fourth time.

59:28 Drew That trick is three. I know, but you tried.

59:29 Adam Oh, you think I went for a four?

59:30 Drew I think you went for a four and just couldn't.

59:33 Caller Hold on.

59:34 Adam How dare you? How dare you? I have never attempted to masturbate and not had it work. Oh, really? I will not let that happen.

59:41 Drew No kidding. You have such exquisite judgment that you know if you're going to make the climb, it's going to go.

59:47 Adam I've talked about this before. You do not quit halfway in.

59:51 Drew Yeah, but sometimes you can't.

59:51 Kennedy So how many times did you masturbate? You have to say five?

59:54 Adam No, no, no.

59:54 Drew Three.

59:56 Adam Three, maybe four. It depends. Are we going on a military clock?

1:00:00 Kennedy From the time you got up until the time you actually went to sleep?

1:00:04 Adam From the time I got up to the time I went to sleep. Let's see. I think three. Yeah, hat trick. Three.

1:00:10 Kennedy I thought those three times in a couple of hours.

1:00:12 Adam Well, it turned out to be two in a couple of hours. I couldn't sleep.

1:00:15 Drew Be fair.

1:00:16 Adam What do you want me to do?

1:00:17 Drew He's got a lot of pornos in there.

1:00:17 Adam I'm walking around my underpants at 3.30 in the morning. I've got half a bottle of booze in me.

1:00:22 Drew How much porn does he watch?

1:00:23 Kennedy Yeah.

1:00:24 Drew Think you can estimate that kind of number?

1:00:25 Adam You want lineal footage, feed of tape or hours? How do we clock it?

1:00:30 Kennedy Do you really watch a lot of pornography?

1:00:32 Adam Do we clock this like how a pilot clocks?

1:00:34 Drew Here's the question. Do you masturbate without watching porn ever?

1:00:38 Adam Yes. How dare you, yes.

1:00:39 Drew When?

1:00:40 Adam Sometimes when I'm camping. And the generator breaks down.

1:00:47 Kennedy Oh my god.

1:00:50 Adam Yeah, sure.

1:00:52 Drew Just for a change of pace?

1:00:53 Adam Yeah. I'll do that. Sure.

1:00:56 Drew Once a month. Okay. Once a month. The rest is all porn.

1:01:00 Kennedy See, I think you were kidding about this. When I first met you, I thought it was your little gag.

1:01:05 Drew Wait. We got to get Dave up here. Are you kidding? Are you kidding?

1:01:08 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:01:09 Drew Come on.

1:01:09 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Your husband, Dave, he says he's home listening to the show. Yeah. No, no, no. Feel the VCR when you come home. See if it's warm. I guarantee it's warm.

1:01:19 Kennedy Yeah. My husband's sitting at home masturbating to a ball draining cum videos.

1:01:25 Adam No, he may have you on the radio. I'm not saying the sound is up.

1:01:27 Kennedy Yeah.

1:01:28 Adam You see what I'm saying? The ball drainer series. Seriously, does he have any porn? You wouldn't tolerate that, would you?

1:01:37 Kennedy I wouldn't mind if he had porn at all.

1:01:38 Adam You wouldn't?

1:01:39 Kennedy No.

1:01:39 Adam You don't? Really?

1:01:40 Nothing makes a good porn movie.

1:01:42 Adam Hold on a second. Do you believe that for a second, Drew?

1:01:44 Kennedy Call him.

1:01:46 Adam Drew, do you believe that for a second?

1:01:47 Drew No.

1:01:48 Adam Do you think that he would dare show any porn around that house?

1:01:51 Drew No.

1:01:51 Kennedy That is so not true.

1:01:52 Drew He's got it buried in the backyard.

1:01:53 Kennedy No. No. I wouldn't have a problem.

1:01:56 Adam No. I bet he carries it. You know where he keeps it? Keeps it in his board bag.

1:02:00 Kennedy Yeah. Does he?

1:02:00 Adam Yep.

1:02:01 Kennedy Because he knows there are dirty socks there. I'll never go near it.

1:02:03 Adam You ain't getting in there.

1:02:04 Kennedy Call him. Yeah.

1:02:06 Adam All right. Let's... We'll do it during the next commercial. We've got five minutes, all right? All right. My grandmom's going to be a ton of crap when I see her next...

1:02:17 Drew About what?

1:02:18 Adam Whacking off.

1:02:19 Drew What? What did she say?

1:02:20 Kennedy Is she Catholic?

1:02:20 Adam Logan?

1:02:22 Caller Yeah.

1:02:22 Adam Are you kidding me?

1:02:24 Drew What did she say?

1:02:25 Adam Logan, she's worse than I am. Logan, you're 15.

1:02:29 Caller Yeah, what's going on?

1:02:30 Adam My grandmother asked me if I knew what a rim job was. Don't worry about her being Catholic. Listen, I'll tell you, I tell you, my greatest grandmother, I said, come on, you know, an ale-boater. My grandmother, when my grandfather passed away a few years ago, this is her greatest, this is my grandmother, her best, she goes, I said, you know, she was really depressed. They've been married for 50 years. You know, this is a month after he died. I said, how are you holding up grandma? She said, it's hard. Everything, we've lived in this house for 50 years. Everything around here reminds me of him. I see the, I open the closet. I see his overcoat reminds me of him. I open a file folder. I see some of his love letters to me reminds me of him. Open the medicine cabinet. I see the vaginal lubricant. It's like, thanks for that grandma. There'll be no hat trick tonight.

1:03:21 Kennedy Yeah. Put grandma on your little thought bubble.

1:03:23 Adam See how that works.

1:03:25 Drew See what she's doing there.

1:03:26 Caller Yeah.

1:03:31 Adam I ask you, what kind of grandma talks about vaginal lubricant and as answers related to the deceased grandfather? Oh my god. Oh no. This is going to be another conversation. I swear to Christ. Grandma, if you're listening right now, don't call me tomorrow. I don't want to talk about this. You can call me. We can talk about other stuff, but not this, okay? All right. Line one, line one, line one. Logan? Yeah, what's going on? Oh, she listens to the show. Tell Drew it's pronounced Labia, not Labia, or no, no, no.

1:04:02 Drew Clitoris.

1:04:03 Adam Clitoris, not Clitoris.

1:04:05 I don't believe you said that.

1:04:08 Adam My grandmother's great.

1:04:09 Drew What's up, Logan?

1:04:10 Caller Oh, nothing. First of all, I'd just like to say I love The Man Show. I watch it all the time.

1:04:14 Adam Thank you.

1:04:15 Caller I listen to you guys every night. And I just started going out with this girl named Shonto.

1:04:21 Drew Nope, nope, nope. Bogus.

1:04:23 Adam Yeah, I don't believe you.

1:04:24 Caller Okay.

1:04:25 Adam Shonto?

1:04:26 Caller Sorry.

1:04:26 Drew You want to include her last name in that, too?

1:04:28 Caller No.

1:04:28 Drew Oh, okay.

1:04:29 Caller Sorry. Yeah. And I thought I knew her. Yeah. I mean, I've only known her for three weeks, but I started going out with her like last week. And she told me at the football game...

1:04:40 Drew Not Bogus...

1:04:41 Caller .that she was bisexual.

1:04:42 Drew No, no, no.

1:04:43 Caller And I believed that, and I was okay with that.

1:04:45 Adam Yeah.

1:04:45 Caller But then she told me that she'd been abused in the past by her father and by her uncle.

1:04:51 Kennedy Doesn't sound like he has a balloon in the back of his throat that keeps squeaking.

1:04:55 Caller I'm kind of sick right now.

1:04:56 Adam All right.

1:04:57 Caller And I'm nervous.

1:04:58 Adam Okay.

1:04:59 Caller And so when she told me that, I was like worried, and I asked her about it, and she told me that she's been abused for ten years.

1:05:08 Adam Well, ten years.

1:05:08 Caller Actually, like, she would be lying in bed, and her dad would think she was asleep, so he'd come over and touch her and say things to her.

1:05:16 Drew We know what they do. Okay.

1:05:17 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:05:19 Adam Wait a minute.

1:05:19 Caller How does that work?

1:05:19 Kennedy Why did you have to say her name?

1:05:21 Caller I don't know.

1:05:22 Adam Okay. Because he's 15 and he's spazzy.

1:05:26 Kennedy How many Logans and Chantels can there be?

1:05:29 Adam Well, Logan ain't his real name. It's just Chantel's real name. That's the irony of it.

1:05:32 Caller No, that's the sad thing. That's my real name.

1:05:35 Adam All right, Logan. Lovely name. All right, listen, Logan. Yeah. She's going to be a handful. If you've listened to this show, you know she's going to be a handful. Oh, yeah.

1:05:45 Caller Well, that's not even the end of it. She just told me that she wanted to have a threesome. Of course. With me.

1:05:52 Adam Oh, with you?

1:05:52 Caller And one of her friends.

1:05:54 Kennedy Lisa wasn't her dad.

1:05:55 Caller No.

1:05:56 Adam Right.

1:05:57 Caller All right.

1:05:57 Adam Logan, here's the thing. It may sound like a victory or it may sound like a good time, but you're basically taking someone who's screwed up and screwing them up more.

1:06:06 Drew Right.

1:06:07 Adam All right.

1:06:07 Drew That's right.

1:06:08 Adam That's the unfortunate.

1:06:10 Drew You're 15.

1:06:10 Adam That's the dark side of the threesomes you never hear about.

1:06:13 Drew And be 15 for a couple more years.

1:06:15 Adam Well, let her be 15 too. Hey, give her love, give her support. See if it works. I don't think it will, but you can try. Yeah. Imagine being a 15-year-old having to cope with this. You know what I mean?

1:06:27 Drew They would have no idea.

1:06:27 Kennedy Did you tell Drew about the call the other night where the girl was molested by her brother for so many years, and her boyfriend told her to confront her brother so she finally did, and he shot himself in front of her?

1:06:39 Adam No, I didn't. Drew, let me tell you about this call. This girl was being molested?

1:06:43 Drew Oh, geez.

1:06:43 Adam Yeah, I forgot. I said, you must have been listening, I guess, Kenny. Thanks. I was saying, I got to tell Drew this when he comes in naturally. I didn't, but did you hear that?

1:06:54 Drew I just did. What happened to Bruce Hanlon?

1:06:56 Adam So he just went and got a soda. He couldn't handle it. What happened though is the girl's freaked out because she doesn't want to tell her parents.

1:07:05 Drew Why he killed himself.

1:07:06 Adam Yeah. So basically what the parents think is she walked into his bedroom while he was cleaning his gun and basically he killed himself just sort of timing, serendipity, when she walked in he killed himself. She can't tell the parents it's because he molested her. Now she's totally freaked out because she feels responsible for suicide and I guess she's angry at him obviously for molesting.

1:07:31 Drew Yeah, she needs treatment.

1:07:32 Adam Freaky, huh?

1:07:35 Drew Yeah, it's sad but it's what you wish for all these guys, Adam. There's your case, there it is.

1:07:43 Adam Yeah, but here's the sad part. He probably got molested by somebody.

1:07:46 Drew Of course, but they all have that history going.

1:07:49 Adam I know but once they start getting a little bit older, they just become expendable.

1:07:53 Kennedy But it's sad for her because she's screwed up even more now.

1:07:56 Drew Yeah.

1:07:56 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:07:57 Drew She's a lot of help.

1:07:57 Kennedy She thought it was bad when her brother was just molesting her. Now she confronts him on it.

1:08:01 Drew Yeah.

1:08:02 Kennedy And he kills himself in front of her.

1:08:05 Adam Jesse.

1:08:06 Yeah.

1:08:06 Drew Get her for our show.

1:08:07 Adam You're 18?

1:08:08 Caller Uh-huh.

1:08:09 Adam What's up?

1:08:09 Caller I got a question for Drew and a question for Adam.

1:08:11 Drew Yeah.

1:08:12 Caller Okay, Adam, you're first. Is it true I heard somebody say that a girl called him actually masturbated live on air? Is that true?

1:08:19 Adam No. It is.

1:08:20 Drew It's happened over the years a few times.

1:08:22 Adam I was never here.

1:08:24 Kennedy I think that might have been with the previous host.

1:08:27 Drew Maybe Kennedy might have been part of that.

1:08:29 Adam I like to think that a lot do while they're driving home from work.

1:08:35 Drew Who was that?

1:08:37 Kennedy That's your grandparents, isn't it? That's a tape from the 40s.

1:08:39 Caller Who was that?

1:08:41 Adam It's a penthouse model. Yeah. I nailed her good from across the board with my pants on. And what's that, Jesse? No. Okay, yes. Let's say yes.

1:08:53 Caller I missed it.

1:08:54 Adam Yeah, you missed it. And what's the next one?

1:08:56 Caller Okay, for Drew.

1:08:58 Kennedy You're pretty hard up if you have to worry about archiving shows where a girl might have one day 10 years ago masturbated.

1:09:07 Adam You got to get cable.

1:09:09 Drew What else? What's that?

1:09:11 Caller Okay, for Drew. Yeah. I think I masturbate too much. I think I have Adam beat by a lot.

1:09:18 Adam How dare you?

1:09:18 Drew A lot.

1:09:19 Caller It's to the point where it hurts.

1:09:20 Adam Hold on a second, my penis. Don't listen to the mean man. You'll see.

1:09:25 Drew All right. Well, let's talk about it.

1:09:26 Adam First off, you know how they have categories? You know what I mean? They have a-

1:09:31 Kennedy Like when they track hurricanes.

1:09:32 Adam They have like a senior's division and stuff like that and golf and track and that kind of stuff. What I'm saying is I'm 36 years old. If I was 18, I'd put a real whooping on yours. You know what I mean?

1:09:44 Drew We'll talk to Jesse.

1:09:44 Adam I'll slow down a little. I have a few jobs.

1:09:46 Kennedy So how old is Jesse?

1:09:47 Drew 18. He's a sexual compulsive though, I think.

1:09:49 Adam Jesse, what are you good for a day?

1:09:52 Caller Anywhere from 10 to 20 times.

1:09:54 Drew Oh, boy.

1:09:57 Adam All right, Jesse.

1:09:58 Kennedy That sounds like a candidate for dehydration right there.

1:10:00 Adam Yeah.

1:10:01 Kennedy I mean, you need to get some potassium back in your system.

1:10:06 Adam I tried going on number 19, I turned inside out. My body shot through my urethra and I actually was inside out. My penis was then facing in and I had to close my mouth, hold my nose to pop my penis back out.

1:10:22 Caller How can I stop? I just can't seem to leave it alone.

1:10:24 Adam All right. Hold on. We got to call Kennedy's husband Dave and find out where he hides the porn. Can he say he has no porn around the house?

1:10:33 Kennedy He does such a good Adam impression.

1:10:34 Adam Oh, does he? All right.

1:10:35 Kennedy Good. The only pornography we have in the house right now is a Playboy that I brought home.

1:10:40 Adam I see. You wouldn't mind if he did have some pornography? No problem with that.

1:10:44 Kennedy All right.

1:10:45 Adam Let's give him a buzz. Will him do the Adam impersonation too? Yeah.

1:10:48 Kennedy He does a good Adam.

1:10:48 He does a good Adam impersonation.

1:10:51 Adam That's right. That's Jimmy. All right. If he's good, he can finish out the show.

1:10:55 Caller I'll go home. All right.

1:10:56 Adam We'll be back.

1:10:59 Caller Hello.

1:11:00 This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:11:26 Adam It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Our old friend Kennedy is in the studio tonight. Kennedy and Dr. Drew are gonna be doing a pilot soon.

1:11:41 Drew As sort of oblique as it was, I've never heard him give quite such a resounding endorsement.

1:11:47 Adam For what?

1:11:48 Drew For anything.

1:11:49 Adam The pilot?

1:11:49 Drew Yeah.

1:11:50 Adam Yeah, I'm worried about both your careers, I'm trying to build you up. I realize it's important.

1:11:54 Drew They usually lead with that.

1:11:55 Adam But when you do a project like this, it's important to have a false sense of confidence going in, otherwise it could really hurt the product.

1:12:04 Drew I see.

1:12:04 Adam So it's important that you both feel good about it.

1:12:06 Kennedy I'm glad you know so much.

1:12:07 Adam Oh, yes. I understand.

1:12:08 Drew Remember, everything for him turns into spun gold.

1:12:11 Adam That's right. That's right.

1:12:12 Kennedy Adam, what were we thinking not making you the third go host?

1:12:16 Adam Yeah. I got a project with UPN right now where I call it, SYNC Cam. We just have a camera that said we place the drain on the sink with a camera. I just put it. They just watch me. Watch me get brushed my teeth in the morning.

1:12:30 Drew The cash register.

1:12:30 Kennedy Speaking of which, I walked by the Big Brother house tonight.

1:12:33 Drew Yes.

1:12:33 Kennedy I so desperately wanted to infiltrate. I wanted to touch those people.

1:12:38 Adam Drew's involved with the Big Brother.

1:12:41 Drew That was when you were over there with Singh Julie.

1:12:42 Kennedy Yeah.

1:12:43 Drew Oh, well.

1:12:44 Kennedy I walked by and I was-

1:12:46 Drew We can take you to the big booth there, the big control room.

1:12:48 Kennedy Could we? Could I go in the red room and ask them questions?

1:12:50 Adam No, no, no.

1:12:50 Drew You can't do that.

1:12:51 Adam Why not? She's a friend of yours. All right. Listen, we were talking. Kennedy's recently married. Her husband, Dave, is a professional snowboarder, broke his back a couple of times. But he's none the worse for wear, right? Great guy. I was speculating that Dave had a little pornography stash around the house. I was guessing in the board bag. But we have Dave on the line now. Dave?

1:13:15 Kennedy Yeah.

1:13:16 Adam Welcome to the show.

1:13:17 Caller Hey, thanks.

1:13:17 Adam Thanks for staying up with us.

1:13:19 Kennedy Dave's had a very busy day. He's been up since very early because his dog got fixed.

1:13:25 Adam Kennedy said that it would be okay if you had some porn around the house.

1:13:30 Caller Right on.

1:13:31 Adam Right. But you don't believe that, do you?

1:13:34 Caller Probably not.

1:13:35 Adam No, I don't believe it either.

1:13:36 Kennedy Come on now.

1:13:37 Adam That's why he's not going to-

1:13:38 We actually have porn in the house.

1:13:40 Adam You have a Playboy that she brought home.

1:13:41 That's right.

1:13:42 Adam Yeah, but I'm not talking about that. By the way, I don't consider that porn. Yeah, I mean- Now, it's a coaster. Yeah. That's what the Playboy is. Now, do you have anything floating around the house?

1:13:56 Kennedy We have that one video that Jamie accidentally brought over. He thought he was showing us a golf video and it was in the golf case, but Jamie's friend put in a Playboy, we're going to show you our boobs video.

1:14:07 Drew Yeah, it was pretty bad.

1:14:08 Adam Yeah. So, but beside that, any pornography, Dave?

1:14:13 Caller No pornography right now.

1:14:15 Adam And why not?

1:14:17 Caller No time to buy it.

1:14:20 Caller Yeah.

1:14:22 Adam You know, Kennedy would freak if she caught you, same with Drew.

1:14:24 Kennedy That's not true. They go to Europe and they get these butthole mags that are just, you've never seen anything like it.

1:14:31 Adam And you don't bring those back?

1:14:33 Caller We usually get them taken from the-

1:14:36 Kennedy In customs.

1:14:37 Adam In customs, yeah. They tried to steal my busty in Canada three weeks ago.

1:14:42 Kennedy No, like, okay, we were-

1:14:43 Adam I fought to get it back.

1:14:44 Kennedy We were all in Austria. It was Dave and I and two other snowboarders, and we went into a shop, and I was the one sitting there looking at the filthy German bratwurst mags.

1:14:55 Adam Really?

1:14:56 Kennedy And they had to pull me into the car. I was like, oh my God, look at that one!

1:15:00 Adam Dave, what is up with you? You snowboard, how old are you? 27?

1:15:05 Caller 27.

1:15:06 Adam Well, not a bad guess. I know more about you than I thought. And you don't like pornography?

1:15:11 Caller Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

1:15:12 Adam How dare you?

1:15:13 Caller Naked women?

1:15:14 Adam Yes. You're gay. Where is it? You should have some at home.

1:15:20 Caller I have my wife at home.

1:15:21 Kennedy That's right. That's right, baby.

1:15:22 Adam First off, your wife is here. She's not at home. This is a good...

1:15:27 Drew And he knows where she is during the radio broadcast.

1:15:29 Adam Yeah. Oh my God, what you could do with that pornography. It scares me. Okay, here's the point. You need it for nights like tonight. Kennedy's here. You're back there with the dog. The dog's out of action, if you know what I'm saying. Just neutered, right?

1:15:42 Caller Yeah.

1:15:43 Adam Right. Or spayed. Dave?

1:15:46 Caller Yeah?

1:15:46 Adam One last request.

1:15:47 Caller What's that?

1:15:48 Adam We need you to do the Adam Corolla impersonation.

1:15:52 Caller I don't know if I can do it.

1:15:53 Adam I know you can because I've heard it before.

1:15:56 Caller You have?

1:15:56 Adam Yeah, it's pretty strong.

1:15:57 Kennedy It's Adam.

1:15:59 Hey, Kennedy.

1:16:01 Adam It's Adam.

1:16:02 Caller Shut Drew's mic off.

1:16:05 Kennedy Yeah, we have this message on our machine saved for so long. And whenever we were down, we would listen to this. Hey, Kennedy. It's Adam. Hear that? Big fart. Right in the phone. Missing you. Loving you. Call me.

1:16:22 Adam Did I really fart in the phone?

1:16:23 Kennedy You farted right in the phone.

1:16:25 Caller It's the most amazing message we've ever heard.

1:16:27 Kennedy Yeah, we saved that for a few months.

1:16:30 Adam I am so proud. I am Tickled Pink. That is excellent. Big fart.

1:16:35 Kennedy Yeah, you said it. And it was so loud and long, too. It was like, hey, Kennedy, it's Adam. Big fart. As if we didn't know what it was.

1:16:47 Adam Well, hey, I farted on the phone today with my buddy, Louise, and he thought it was static. So it's a good thing I said fart. Now, isn't it?

1:16:54 Kennedy No, it was unmistakable.

1:16:56 Adam All right. All right, Dave, we'll let you go to bed and dream of moguls.

1:17:00 Caller All right.

1:17:00 Adam Take care of you guys.

1:17:01 Caller All right.

1:17:01 Adam Thanks, brother.

1:17:02 Drew He has a major stash somewhere.

1:17:03 Adam Yeah. He's going to it right now.

1:17:05 Kennedy No, because I was the one.

1:17:07 Adam No.

1:17:07 Kennedy I was in a hotel and I watched the Pamela and Tommy video.

1:17:11 Adam You did?

1:17:11 Kennedy And he was, yeah.

1:17:12 Adam We didn't want to watch it.

1:17:13 Kennedy No, he wasn't there.

1:17:14 Adam At the hotel? Yeah. In what city?

1:17:18 Kennedy Oh, I don't remember.

1:17:18 Adam No, I'm asking because it was in the United States. It was edited.

1:17:21 Kennedy Yeah, it was probably in the Midwest, probably in Missouri.

1:17:25 Adam They edited it.

1:17:25 Kennedy Yeah.

1:17:26 Adam You didn't see Pee-bee.

1:17:27 Kennedy Now, you know what? Hotel pornography for women is a total sham. There's nothing attractive for women at all.

1:17:34 Adam Right.

1:17:34 Kennedy There's no weenus. It's always flaccid. The women are gross. It's unbelievable. Right. It's completely unsatisfying. We've talked about this before.

1:17:44 Adam Right. I just got back from Canada and they show you the full thing over there. Great.

1:17:49 Kennedy Although at the Hotel Nico, they had this one pornographic video that was just filthy.

1:17:54 Adam Yeah.

1:17:54 Kennedy It was the first time in a hotel I've seen pornography that.

1:17:57 Adam Crazy Japs.

1:17:58 Kennedy Yeah.

1:17:58 Adam Jesse.

1:17:59 Kennedy Good Adam.

1:18:00 Caller Good stuff.

1:18:01 Adam You're 18. What's up? Oh yeah, you. You've asked me, what, 20, 22 times a day? I don't call that excessive.

1:18:09 Drew Well, no, no, listen. Were you sexually abused when you were younger?

1:18:13 Caller No.

1:18:14 Caller Be honest.

1:18:15 Kennedy Be honest.

1:18:16 Caller No.

1:18:17 Drew How old were you when you started having sex?

1:18:22 Caller I don't remember. Okay.

1:18:24 Drew I really honestly don't remember. Were you four?

1:18:30 Caller When I started having, I remember doing it as young as eight.

1:18:34 Kennedy Having sex, sexual intercourse with a female?

1:18:37 Caller Yeah.

1:18:38 Drew Well, that's sexual abuse.

1:18:40 Kennedy Now, was this with a woman or was this with another eight-year-old?

1:18:42 Caller This was with a young girl.

1:18:45 Drew I want you to think about this, Adam. My kids are eight.

1:18:48 Adam Hold on a second. How close am I to hanging up on this, Jesse? Very close.

1:18:52 Kennedy Do you think he's lying?

1:18:53 Adam He just won't answer the questions.

1:18:55 Caller I just want to know how I can stop.

1:18:57 Drew You have to get treatment for your sexual addiction, sexual compulsion. This is the result. This is what happens. The trajectory that people get sent down when they're sexually abused or sexualized as young children.

1:19:08 Kennedy I bet Jesse has pornography.

1:19:09 Adam Where does he need to go?

1:19:11 Drew SA is a place to start. You consult with a therapist.

1:19:14 Adam How do you find an SA meeting?

1:19:15 Drew I just call local AA. Those are usually easier to get a hold of. But when people are sexualized as a young child, it sort of wires in some brain chemistry that wasn't meant to be activated yet. And it sets you off on a trajectory that causes compulsion and addiction.

1:19:29 Adam Yeah. So in LA, the problem is you call the AA meeting and you go, hey, SA, and they go, hey, cabacho. That's a little Spanish joke there. Jason?

1:19:42 Caller Yeah, how's it going, guys?

1:19:43 Adam You're 21.

1:19:44 Caller Yeah. Well, I think that I'm starting to have a problem with drinking. And I was wondering if when your sex drive is lower, then maybe that's a sign that you're-

1:19:53 Drew Yes, that's maybe a sign. He made up that question.

1:19:55 Adam Oh, he did. What's he care? All right, Casey?

1:19:59 Caller Yeah.

1:20:00 Adam You're 16?

1:20:01 Caller Yeah.

1:20:01 Adam What's up?

1:20:02 Caller Okay. Now, I have this ex-girlfriend and I swear to God she nuts. Okay. We broke up at least 10 times in two years.

1:20:11 Adam Hey, Casey?

1:20:12 Caller Yeah.

1:20:13 Adam Just let me make a quick disclaimer. We didn't build a fort in your living room. You understand? We'll just talk like adults here for a second. She's nuts. Listen, hold on.

1:20:24 Drew Give me the flashlight.

1:20:25 Adam Give me the flashlight. Hey, Pat. Hey, don't poke out the Oreos. All right. Yeah. Girlfriend's nuts.

1:20:32 Caller Okay. We broke up 10 times in two years and every time we break up, she runs to my friends, starts crying, and wants me back hella bad. I don't know why.

1:20:42 Drew You're gay.

1:20:44 Kennedy Are you from Northern California?

1:20:46 Caller No, I'm from Lake Stevens, Washington.

1:20:48 Kennedy Oh, Lake Stevens is beautiful.

1:20:50 Adam It's a beautiful country over there.

1:20:52 Caller Not really. I think it's kind of crappy.

1:20:54 Adam Yeah. Move out to LA. I'll show you crappy. All right.

1:20:57 Drew So what is with this heat?

1:20:58 Adam It's 108 degrees today.

1:21:00 Drew Think about that.

1:21:01 Adam The good news is it's humid. Yeah. That's hella bad. All right. So she's crazy and you keep going back to her and why?

1:21:10 Caller Because I guess I was in love with her.

1:21:13 Adam Yeah.

1:21:13 Caller But the main part of the story is she got back this summer and we had plans to get back together at the beginning of the school year. She told me all this stuff that she did with these guys. She gave guys blow jobs and hand jobs and she got fingered at the dinner table.

1:21:30 Adam Well, first off, you don't know what the custom of the house that she was eating at.

1:21:35 Caller Well, it was a camp, like a summer camp.

1:21:38 Kennedy Well, that's part of the rules at some camps. Mabel, Mabel Strong and Abel, get your elbows off the table.

1:21:44 Caller It was a Christian summer camp.

1:21:46 Adam I understand.

1:21:47 Drew Christian summer camp.

1:21:49 Kennedy You got to put a finger in the dike for the Lord.

1:21:52 Adam Show of hands, we're going to make lanyards or finger bang? We'll go with the finger bang.

1:21:57 Caller Okay. But the second day of school, for some reason, I just didn't want to touch her or look at her or talk to her, so we broke up. Then she calls me up yesterday and just starts crying to me on the phone, how bad she wants me back.

1:22:13 Adam Yeah. Okay. You're very desirable. Listen, Casey.

1:22:17 Caller I'm really not good looking at all.

1:22:19 Adam Really?

1:22:20 Drew Well, look, she can't stand the breakup part. She also can't stand the intimacy. Hold on.

1:22:25 Caller Hang on.

1:22:26 Drew Mom.

1:22:26 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:22:29 Caller Yeah, I have to talk kind of quiet, but.

1:22:32 Adam I hope your mom caught the part where you're talking about how homely you are.

1:22:35 Drew Well, the finger bang will be nice too.

1:22:37 Adam Oh, that'd be a good one. Putting her full too. Hey, Casey. Listen, break up, you screwball.

1:22:42 Caller We did.

1:22:43 Adam No, but I mean, don't get back. Okay, good. Now stay broken up. I don't mean break up and get back together.

1:22:48 Caller We did.

1:22:49 Adam That was eight breakups ago. I mean, when I say breakup.

1:22:54 Drew Breakout.

1:22:55 Adam Yeah, it's like if someone was high on heroin and they'd quit once earlier, but they're back on heroin and I said quit heroin, you wouldn't say, I did. I'm just doing it now. Now I'm talking about this time. Break up and stay broken up. She's given the hand jobs and the finger banging at Christian camp.

1:23:12 Kennedy Christian camp. What is she going to do at S&M camp?

1:23:15 Adam That would not go on at Jewish camp. I'll tell you that right now. There'd be a lawsuit. Tom?

1:23:22 Caller Hey, how's it going, guys?

1:23:23 Adam You're 21.

1:23:24 Caller Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we've been together 10 years and lately, past couple months, whenever I try to get intimate with her, she backs off.

1:23:35 Drew How old is she?

1:23:36 Caller 24.

1:23:37 Kennedy 10 years.

1:23:38 Drew He was 11?

1:23:39 Caller Yeah.

1:23:41 Drew She was 14.

1:23:41 Adam How does that work?

1:23:43 Kennedy How does that work?

1:23:43 Caller We first met at summer camp.

1:23:46 Kennedy Were you finger banging her at the dinner table?

1:23:49 Caller No.

1:23:51 Kennedy Sorry.

1:23:51 Adam You met? Okay. How? So?

1:23:54 Caller We were thinking about getting married on Valentine's Day.

1:23:56 Kennedy Yeah, that's right.

1:23:57 Adam And she's backing off, though?

1:23:59 Caller Yeah.

1:24:00 Adam Yeah.

1:24:00 Caller And when she does kiss me, she doesn't use tongue.

1:24:03 Adam Really?

1:24:04 Drew What does she say when you ask her why she's backing away?

1:24:07 Kennedy Have you asked her?

1:24:09 Caller Not really.

1:24:10 Adam All right.

1:24:10 Drew How can we possibly speculate? You've got to talk to her.

1:24:13 Adam But here's the deal, Tom.

1:24:15 Drew You're afraid of what the answer is, the problem.

1:24:17 Adam Yeah. When a girl starts backing away and doesn't really give you any answers, she's just pulling out.

1:24:23 Drew Yeah.

1:24:23 Adam I mean, it's been 10 years. Do you know what I mean? She probably looks at you like a brother at this point.

1:24:28 Kennedy What would happen if the two of you broke up?

1:24:31 Caller I would be devastated.

1:24:32 Adam Would you?

1:24:34 Caller Seriously.

1:24:34 Kennedy How do you know? You've never been with anybody else. What if she's not the woman that you're meant to be with? What if you're just together because, just for the sake of being together for so long?

1:24:46 Caller I wouldn't look at anyone else again.

1:24:47 Drew Ever, as long as you lived?

1:24:49 Caller Not the way I looked at her and the way I feel about her, no.

1:24:52 Kennedy Well, you never look at the same two people in the same life.

1:24:54 Adam What about Leticia Costa? Who? That's my point exactly. Thank you.

1:25:00 Kennedy That was brilliant, Adam. I've never seen a maneuver like that in my life.

1:25:02 Adam Thank you. Here's what I'm saying, Tom. You look at her as a sort of end all and be all, but the reality is that she's been a crutch for you over the last X amount of years. Your development has been put on hold because you've been in a relationship since you were 11 goddamn years old. I can't even fathom that. And even 10 years later, you're scared if she leaves, she's going to take your life with her. Well, the reality is she's pulling out of this thing. And the reality is that's probably the best thing that's ever happened to you. It's going to be the worst thing that ever happened to you for about six months. But if you get your crap together, it'll be the best thing that ever happened to you. You see what I'm saying?

1:25:40 Drew You can't be in a relationship where you're not a whole person.

1:25:42 Adam Understand, if she pulls out, you're going to have the world's worst six months. But if you play it smart and you work hard, the rest of your life will be great. Or you can keep on with this, I'll never look at anyone the same nonsense, and you're screwed for the rest of your life.

1:25:56 Caller Yeah.

1:25:56 Adam All right, buddy. Thanks a lot. All right.

1:25:58 Caller All right. Bye-bye.

1:25:59 Adam I think I empowered him.

1:26:00 Caller I'm probably going to kill himself tonight.

1:26:02 Drew Keep both of you trapped in a relationship that neither of you should be in.

1:26:04 Adam Thank you. We'll be back.

1:26:09 Uh, back in a minute.

1:26:40 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Forget about the phone number. Kennedy is our guest tonight, our good friend Kennedy. She is out here doing a pilot with Dr. Drew.

1:26:51 Kennedy Oh, Adam.

1:26:52 Adam Doing a fabulous radio show in Seattle, and many irons in the fire, and politically incorrect tonight, right?

1:27:00 Kennedy Yeah, midnight.

1:27:01 Adam So as soon as the show is over, friends, just turn that in. Tune that in, I should say. Also, Rudy from Survivor and who else?

1:27:09 Kennedy Carl Lewis and Billy Ray Cyrus.

1:27:10 Drew Billy Ray Cyrus, who I was on with him once, and there was a woman, a commentator, sitting next to him. All of a sudden, people were getting lost in a big discussion. He was quiet, and all of a sudden, he leans over and goes, Honey, you're just so beautiful. Sitting there, you just look so great.

1:27:26 Kennedy Creepy.

1:27:27 Drew Everybody was like, okay.

1:27:27 Kennedy Okay.

1:27:28 Drew All right, back to this guy. Anyhow.

1:27:31 Adam I think I did see that one. It was a couple of years ago or something like that. Drew, when was the last time you were on that show?

1:27:36 Drew Two weeks ago. You were on the show. All right, hello?

1:27:41 Adam Yesterday. Okay.

1:27:42 Drew Yesterday? Don't worry.

1:27:45 Adam They did a very special Sunday edition.

1:27:49 Drew Corolla Sunday.

1:27:51 Adam I guess I was on like six, seven, two months ago or so. Two weeks ago you were on?

1:27:56 Drew Yeah, maybe three.

1:27:57 Adam Darla?

1:27:58 Hello?

1:27:58 Adam What's up?

1:28:00 Drew I was on with Ralph Nader.

1:28:01 Adam Oh, that's right.

1:28:04 I've been kind of like seeing this guy for about a year now since like last August, but I'm not sure if I should stay with him or not, because when we got together, like he had a girlfriend, but I knew and everything. But I don't know if I should keep seeing him, because he like sees other girls and stuff.

1:28:22 Drew Other girls or that same girlfriend?

1:28:24 Like he stays with that one girl. Yeah.

1:28:26 Drew How old is he?

1:28:27 He's 18. Yeah.

1:28:29 Drew So you just sort of have a service agreement with him?

1:28:32 I guess, but I mean.

1:28:34 Adam What do you mean should you stay with him?

1:28:36 Drew Not even with him.

1:28:36 No, because I really love this guy.

1:28:38 Drew Yeah, you're not with him.

1:28:39 Adam Hold on. You love him?

1:28:41 Yeah.

1:28:41 Adam Okay, that's different.

1:28:42 Like a lot.

1:28:43 Adam Then he can get another girlfriend too, right?

1:28:45 Yeah. I don't know.

1:28:47 Kennedy Does he love you?

1:28:48 No.

1:28:49 Adam More than life.

1:28:51 I mean, he means a lot to me.

1:28:53 Kennedy No, does he love you?

1:28:54 He never said it to me.

1:28:55 Kennedy Well, then that's not love. Move on. If you're going to put your heart out for somebody like that, why don't you at least do yourself a favor and expect something in return? This guy's never going to give you anything.

1:29:07 Adam All right. I got two questions for you, Darla. You give me A or B, all right?

1:29:12 All right.

1:29:13 Adam Is it A, your dad abandoned you, or B, you're overweight? Which one?

1:29:17 Neither. Neither.

1:29:19 Adam Skinny with daddy around?

1:29:20 No.

1:29:21 Adam You're overweight? Which one?

1:29:24 I just love him like a lot. It's neither one of those.

1:29:28 Adam Your dad's around?

1:29:28 Yeah, my dad's around.

1:29:29 Adam He loves you, he doesn't beat you, he's not a drunk? He pays attention to you?

1:29:34 Huh?

1:29:35 Adam He pays attention to you? Your dad does?

1:29:37 Yeah, he does.

1:29:37 Adam What does he do for a living?

1:29:39 We have our own service.

1:29:42 Kennedy Is he a pimp?

1:29:43 Adam My dad? He has his own service?

1:29:46 Yeah, we have our own landscaping service.

1:29:48 Adam I see. Guilty. He toils in the sun all day.

1:29:53 Kennedy By the way, I want to hear the Dr. Drew song.

1:29:55 Adam Okay. We're going to hear that. Darla, get some self-esteem, baby. I don't know what you're doing.

1:30:00 I have other guys and stuff, but he means a lot to me.

1:30:03 Adam All right. He's an idiot. I understand.

1:30:06 Kennedy There we go. She lost her virginity to him.

1:30:08 Adam This guy, you were never with him. He never left his first girlfriend.

1:30:11 Drew It's an artificial attachment.

1:30:12 Adam He's a cheater. He's an idiot. Do yourself. All right. Darla, I'm very much in empowering our listeners tonight.

1:30:19 Kennedy All right.

1:30:21 Adam Here's the deal, baby. Look at yourself as a little bit of a fork in the road here. One way is a very bad life. It's a whole life of being on the guy's stumps and being stepped on and sucking. Okay. The other way is an empowering lesbian road. You understand? The other one says, I'm going to stand up for what's right. I'm going to do what's best for me. Now, here's the problem with this. You're at the fork now. Once you go down this one road for a while, that's just your life. You can't even get off it. You just become the doormat.

1:30:52 It sucks though, because even when I'm with other guys, I can't help it.

1:30:55 Adam It doesn't matter. It's going to be better when you get away from this guy and you give yourself some strength. Get away from him.

1:31:01 Drew Just some time away. No contact. No contact.

1:31:05 Okay.

1:31:05 Drew All right.

1:31:06 Adam Screwball. Do you have an older sister?

1:31:08 No. She passed away a few years ago.

1:31:11 Drew From what?

1:31:12 A car accident.

1:31:13 Drew This may be part of the deal here.

1:31:15 Yeah. We were really close.

1:31:17 Drew Is that when you started hooking up with this guy?

1:31:20 No. It was like a few years after. Like three or four years after.

1:31:25 Drew Three years after.

1:31:26 Yeah. She was like older. She's like 14 years older than me.

1:31:29 Drew 14 years older?

1:31:30 Yeah. My sister.

1:31:31 Drew She was 24 and you were 10?

1:31:33 Caller Yeah.

1:31:34 Adam Wow. You got another brother that's 47 years older than you?

1:31:38 Drew No. You got a mom of another family, another father or something?

1:31:41 No. I have a step brother and a step sister, but I've never met them before.

1:31:47 Drew Where's your biological father?

1:31:49 He's here. He lives with me.

1:31:50 Drew Where did the step come in?

1:31:52 A marriage before.

1:31:56 Drew For him? For your dad?

1:31:57 Yeah.

1:31:57 Kennedy Is that considered step brothers and steps? It was a marriage.

1:32:01 Drew Aren't those half brothers?

1:32:02 Kennedy Yeah. They would be half brothers and sisters.

1:32:03 Drew Aren't those half brothers and sisters?

1:32:04 Caller Yeah.

1:32:05 Kennedy Oh, yeah.

1:32:06 Drew There's a lot missing here. There's a whole story we're not getting.

1:32:09 Adam But your dad's a great guy and he's there for you full time.

1:32:11 Drew Yeah.

1:32:12 Adam Just not them. What would the rest of his other family, his multi-other family members say?

1:32:17 My dad's whole family is kind of just screwed.

1:32:21 Kennedy Did you read about Screamin Jay Hawkins?

1:32:22 Drew Oh, my God.

1:32:23 Adam Yeah. Hey, Darla?

1:32:25 Yeah.

1:32:25 Adam Okay.

1:32:25 Drew That's what we're talking about, Darla.

1:32:27 Adam That's what we're talking about.

1:32:28 Drew And your denial about it is really part of the problem.

1:32:32 Adam Screamin Jay Hawkins, where he has a website trying to find all his kids because he has like 100.

1:32:38 Drew Oh, God.

1:32:38 Adam Be fair to Screamin Jay.

1:32:40 Drew Play the tape for Kennedy.

1:32:41 Adam Passed away. He's only in the 50s. Here we go. All right. Let's hear it with Dr. Drew.

1:32:46 Drew Pee on this stick. Makes me sick. Pee on this stick. Makes me sick. If I find you stealing my underwear again, here's what's going to happen.

1:32:57 Adam Asshole.

1:32:58 Drew Stuff like this. Stuff like this. Stuff like this.

1:33:01 Adam Got another 40 seconds here. Makes me sick.

1:33:02 Drew You're fat. Asshole. You're fat. Can I say that? You're fat. You're overweight. I want to be dominated. You're gay. I want to be dominated. You're gay. When I was 19, I ate about four boiled peyote buttons and stayed up all night but felt no effect. It's called intimacy. Can I say that? This is not acceptable. Can I say that? You're fat. Not acceptable. Pee on this stick. Not acceptable. Boiled peyote button. Not acceptable. You're overweight. Not acceptable. Can I say that?

1:33:30 Caller Can I say that?

1:33:31 Adam Now that was a...

1:33:32 Drew I'm a rapist.

1:33:33 Adam Hold on, Drew. Hold on. The mic's hot, buddy. Hey, hold on a second. Anderson, you wave to Drew when the mics heat up so we don't have any more of those embarrassing situations go out over the air. Okay, Anderson? You hear me?

1:33:46 Drew Sit your voice ass down.

1:33:48 Adam You start doing your job. When we're coming back out of a song or drop or something, wave so Drew doesn't get caught in the middle of a sentence that way.

1:33:56 I'm trying to do my best here under really difficult circumstances.

1:33:59 Kennedy We gotta go to Brett.

1:34:00 Adam I'm sorry that rape comment got out over the air.

1:34:03 Kennedy I'm pretty devastated. Do I want to do a pilot with a man like that?

1:34:06 Adam Are we in delay? Can we cut that?

1:34:07 Kennedy I cut it out.

1:34:07 Adam Don't worry. Okay, you cut that right back? Good. All right, we're gonna take a little break. We'll be back.

1:34:12 Hello, this is your radio. Radio, Loveline will be right back. I'm a rapist.

1:34:52 Adam All right, that's it. I want to thank Kennedy for coming in here and doing a wonderful job for us tonight.

1:34:57 Kennedy I want to thank you for having me.

1:34:59 Adam Well, as you, you know, I heard you were in town. I made a few phone calls, pulled a few strings, and we're able to get you in here just last second. Hey, I want to thank Drew for coming in tonight. It's a pleasure. You gonna be back tomorrow night?

1:35:10 Drew I think so, yeah.

1:35:11 Adam All right, filling in for Dr. Bruce tomorrow night. Drew, everybody.

1:35:14 Kennedy Scabs tonight.

1:35:15 Adam Who's that?

1:35:15 I had anal sex and I cast out a couple of times.

1:35:18 Adam Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a little 22-hour break. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:26 Suck my white balls.

1:35:28 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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