Episode 1000754886978

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1:09 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:14 Hey, it is Loveline.

1:15 Voiceover I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. No guest tonight. The guest is the Love The Two Hosts Find Between Each Other. Drew? How you feeling? You got cold?

1:39 I got cold, but I'm feeling okay.

1:42 Adam I talked to someone who went to your place for Thanksgiving.

1:44 Yeah?

1:45 Drew Peter?

1:46 Adam I don't want to say it. Yeah, it was Pete. I question him about the cranberry sauce.

1:51 Yeah.

1:51 Adam He said it could have been store bought. Could have been a pavilions type sauce that was bought.

1:58 Drew Remember, it could have been Bristol Farms.

2:00 Adam Could have been a Bristol Farms. Yeah. Didn't seem to be made at home.

2:04 Drew I don't know what it was. But I know that she does buy Bristol Farms sometimes. Uh-huh.

2:08 Adam Oh, I see.

2:08 Drew I told you that.

2:09 Adam Very interesting. Noted. Noted.

2:12 Drew But it's fresh cranberries.

2:13 Adam It's truly noted. I see. Because this time last week, it was the wife makes the fresh cranberries.

2:20 Drew She does.

2:21 Adam Fresh cranberries.

2:22 Drew Sometimes.

2:23 Adam Bought at the overpriced market.

2:26 Drew Sometimes.

2:26 Adam Noted.

2:28 Drew Not out of the can. Although it's better. Wait, it gets better. It gets better. Her dad complained. Someone, someone did. Wait.

2:35 Adam Really? Yes.

2:35 Drew He wanted it out of the can.

2:37 Adam He wanted it out of the can.

2:38 Drew And somebody did bring a Jell-O-Mold.

2:43 Adam Yeah. You married into some white trash, buddy. He wanted it out of the can.

2:46 Drew Yeah.

2:47 Adam And you just put it in his dish and put it out in the yard. Does he use utensils or just bend his face down into the plate?

2:55 Drew You just put your face into it, yeah.

2:57 Adam You just slap him?

2:58 Drew You put a straw in it if you want.

2:59 Adam He just has a bucket with a rope around it, goes around his neck.

3:02 Drew Get that into their head and it's not Thanksgiving without that. It's like, you know, it's like the bad, the crappy coffee I drink at radio stations every night. Oh, yeah.

3:10 Adam So Susan's dad wanted the canned stuff.

3:12 Drew Yeah.

3:13 Adam Yeah.

3:14 Drew And there was lots of discussion about Del Monte versus, oh yeah, my mom got into the act on that.

3:19 Adam She wanted the canned stuff?

3:20 Drew No, she wanted the canned with the cranberries and stuff.

3:24 Adam So Susan didn't make any?

3:26 Drew I don't want to bring this up.

3:27 Adam I had a gut feeling she wasn't cut out of the kind of cloth that would make her own cranberry sauce. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, she has. Well, once in college is part of a home ec final. How dare you try to pull one over on me? I knew it. I went with my guts on that one.

3:44 Drew Tingo cranberries.

3:45 Adam That's right. My cranberry sense was tingling when you were telling me. But I went with you because I trusted you. Trusted you.

3:53 Drew That'll teach you.

3:53 Adam You didn't know I had a mole on the inside. I was milking for information on the phone today. You know what's great about me and my career? I have this Pete. He works at our manager's office. He went to Drew's house for Thanksgiving. He's bisexual. I assume his parents are out of town.

4:12 Drew They're going to birthday party on Saturday, yes?

4:15 Adam Probably.

4:16 Drew Oh, yes.

4:16 Adam Don't change the subject. Here's my point. Here's the kind of career-oriented guy I am. Pete calls to talk to me about some career stuff. I spent 20 minutes milking him for information on whether cranberry sauce was fresh over Drew's house or not.

4:30 Drew And then forget about what the career is doing.

4:32 Adam Yeah. By the time we're done with the phone call, I don't even know what he was talking about.

4:36 Drew Well, he's relieved. You haven't abused him for asking you to go out on an audition.

4:41 Adam Kira?

4:41 Drew The narrative of that. Kira? Yes?

4:43 Adam You're 21.

4:45 Caller Yes.

4:45 Adam What's up?

4:47 Caller Okay. I have what I consider large breasts there, 40E. Bouncy, bouncy.

4:54 Adam Nice.

4:55 Caller And I've pretty much been objectized by men since early on when I was in middle school and junior high and stuff. And as a result, I really do not trust men at all. I see them as just sex-crazed animals.

5:13 Adam Right.

5:13 Drew Well, that would be a realistic assessment.

5:14 Adam Well, there you go.

5:15 Drew Nice rack. But did somebody do something to you at a young age because of your sort of early blossom?

5:22 Caller Actually, no. I've always kept men at pretty much of a distance when I realized what was happening. Like, I would get looks and comments and things like that.

5:32 Adam Let me.

5:33 Caller I mean, they were pretty in my face about it.

5:35 Adam Let me just make sure we're on the same page here. Double D and then triple D on the bra on the cup size, then to F or you do skip right to E?

5:45 Caller It goes to E and then F and G and A and so on and so forth.

5:49 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake. Yeah, but what universe do you go from D to E? Oh, I'm sorry.

6:00 What?

6:01 Adam You can't articulate yourself any better than that. I got to get some sleep.

6:06 Yeah, you do.

6:07 Adam I mean, why the triple D?

6:09 Drew Why not just from D to E?

6:13 Caller I guess volume.

6:14 Drew And then if it's triple D, why not double and triple E before going to F?

6:19 Adam Right. One E.

6:21 Caller I guess they get tired of doing all the letters. I don't know.

6:24 Adam Let me grab a scratch pad. They got tired. This is great.

6:28 Caller What you get to a certain point is just like, just put them in something. Dear God.

6:32 Drew Yeah, they is kind of tiring, isn't it?

6:34 Caller Forget it.

6:35 Adam Yeah, I think it's another thing to keep us boob lovers off balance.

6:38 Drew Didn't somebody explain to us what it meant, though? Remember there was some little formula?

6:41 Adam It has been explained, but you know what I think this is? I think this is like triple X.

6:47 Drew Yeah.

6:47 Adam Which is, there's no such thing as triple X.

6:49 Drew Yeah.

6:50 Adam That's something that was conjured up by the porn industry.

6:52 Drew Yeah.

6:54 Adam It's either R or NC17 or it's X, but there's no such thing as triple X, or so they tell me.

7:03 Caller Well, I guess, actually, as far as that goes, I happen to know that they do that according to what's happening in the porn, and if you use toys or things like that, it ups the rating.

7:14 Adam No.

7:15 Drew This proves your theory.

7:16 Adam No. Once you get an X rating, you get an X rating. It's not whether there's a lesbian scene or a double-ended dildo scene. Boy, I'm getting excited now. Kira, that's retarded. All right. So anyway.

7:31 Drew But more importantly, your distrust. Yeah.

7:33 Adam All right. How much do you weigh?

7:35 Caller Me? Probably about 150, 165 when we're in there.

7:40 Adam Yeah. How tall are you? You're fat. Drew, please.

7:44 Caller Oh, my God. I'm five foot ten.

7:46 Adam Oh, you're a lot of gal.

7:49 Caller Thank you.

7:49 Adam Yeah.

7:50 Caller I've never had any complaints.

7:51 Adam No. Who's going to complain? They're scared you'll kick their ass.

7:55 Drew So you've had relationships with men that have been gratifying, successful?

7:58 Caller Well, here's the thing. I have plenty of guy friends, but they're just friends. But then when I want to actually have sex, I can't be friends with him or date him. He just has to be like a boy toy.

8:11 Adam Right.

8:12 Caller And then no kind of commitment.

8:13 Adam Where's daddy?

8:15 Caller Um, at home.

8:16 Adam Is he a good guy?

8:17 Caller Yeah.

8:17 Adam Do you love him?

8:18 Caller Of course I do.

8:19 Adam All right. You have no problems with him?

8:22 No.

8:22 Adam Not an alcoholic?

8:23 No.

8:24 Caller He's a very strict Mormon. He doesn't smoke, drink, drink coffee, drink caffeine, anything.

8:30 Adam That's its own form of alcoholism.

8:32 Caller No, it's not.

8:33 Adam Crazy religious people. He is born again. He's a Jehovah's Witness. It's its own form of sort of f-ed up addiction.

8:40 Caller Okay.

8:41 Adam Okay. So, yeah, that may have screwed you up. Are you a Mormon?

8:45 Caller No.

8:45 Caller Why not?

8:46 Caller I found it a little too constricting for my broad beliefs in...

8:52 Adam Right.

8:52 Drew That didn't create a conflict in your family?

8:54 Caller I'm sorry?

8:54 Drew That didn't create a conflict in your family?

8:57 Caller A little bit.

8:58 A little bit?

8:59 Caller My parents respect me as a person enough to... They still kind of, you know, send the missionaries around looking for me and stuff whenever I move or whatever, but they're not being like...

9:10 Drew How about you try a relationship on? See if you can get close to somebody.

9:13 Caller Well, you know, the guys that I'm close to, I just do not...

9:16 Adam Alright.

9:17 Drew Here's the way to think of it.

9:18 Adam What do you want us to say?

9:19 Drew But here's the thing. Men are pigs. Men are sexually over-preoccupied, but...

9:23 Adam Be glad you have something to lure the man in. Yeah, but... If not for those big jugs, what would it be?

9:29 Drew They're not necessarily bad, you know? That's because that's their orientation, that's their biology. Just make them bad people.

9:35 Adam Look at those boobs as the cheese inside a rat trap.

9:39 Caller Well, what I want to know is, I mean, would it be better with something like that to just get a reduction so I don't get the attention?

9:46 Drew No.

9:46 Adam No. I mean, maybe. What, you're 21 and you're 170 pounds?

9:53 Caller 160.

9:54 Drew Just maybe lose some weight.

9:55 Adam It was 150 to 160 last time. I could work.

9:58 Caller Well, you don't weigh to 170. Good God.

10:00 Adam I could get you up to 165. How dare you? All right. Why don't you see about losing 15 or 20 pounds? See if some of the boob goes away.

10:10 Caller Well, no. Actually, even when I was smaller, I still had huge boobs.

10:16 Adam Slow down.

10:17 Caller Sorry.

10:17 Drew Like how old?

10:19 Caller Well, I was a C by the time I was 12.

10:23 Adam Don't talk.

10:26 Drew Are you done?

10:27 Adam And when did you get to D?

10:31 Caller By the time I was in 10th grade, I think.

10:34 Adam 14?

10:35 Caller I'm sorry.

10:36 Adam 15?

10:37 Caller Why around there?

10:38 Caller About 15.

10:40 Adam OK, hold on. OK, I'm done. Hi, Kara.

10:45 Caller Yeah.

10:45 Adam There are a lot of good guys out there, right? There's a lot of good guys who don't like big jugs.

10:49 Drew They're under the influence of a certain hormone, but they're good guys.

10:52 Adam Yeah. A lot of crazy guys who don't like big jugs. And listen, all you screwed up broads. There are plenty, plenty of decent guys out there. You're not attracted to them, but they're out there. Think about that for a minute. Chris.

11:05 Caller Hello.

11:06 Adam You're 17.

11:07 Caller Hello. Hey, Dr. Drew and Adam. Yes. I'm sorry. I just want to say that I love listening to you guys on NRK up here in Portland and I'm a loyal NRK sucky and I haven't missed your guys' show for too long to count.

11:22 Adam Wow. Thank you.

11:23 Caller Okay. My problem is I seem to be attracted to older women and I know this isn't normal, obviously. And I was wondering if there's like counseling I should be going to or anything.

11:32 Drew How much old are we talking about here?

11:34 Caller Well, not like greatly, but like late thirties.

11:37 Drew How old are you?

11:39 Caller 17.

11:39 Adam Have you had any success with women?

11:41 Caller No, no, I've had too. I'm sorry, I'm nervous. I've been too like afraid to try a relationship or anything.

11:49 Drew I don't think you should because some anyone you could pick at that age is going to have issues themselves. They're not going to take you very seriously. But women are great at that age.

11:57 Adam Well, really, they do take you seriously. They're flawed.

12:00 Drew Right.

12:00 Adam So it's a catch-22.

12:02 Drew And if they don't take it seriously, it's also because they've had some bad experiences.

12:05 Adam But maybe you could catch that interim sex craze. He's got divorced.

12:09 Drew He's really mommy. He's got, he's got something going on.

12:11 Adam Chris is gonna latch on with both hands and both teeth when he gets himself a woman finally. You're a virgin, Chris? Yeah. Yeah. I got that.

12:23 Drew Just work in and around your age. Women are older.

12:27 Adam Are you attracted to women in their late 30s because you're having difficulty with the 16, 17 year old variety?

12:33 Caller No, I don't think it's that. I just, I don't know. I can't explain it.

12:39 Drew You can see what, there's something special about that age group.

12:42 Caller I'm sorry?

12:43 Drew It's nice that we're living in a time when that is becoming very attractive.

12:47 Adam I just wanted, well, he won't be attracted to it when he's 38. He'll want to bang a 14 year old, ironically.

12:53 Caller Should I be going to therapy or anything? No, no.

12:55 Adam That couldn't hurt. Hey, Chris.

12:57 Caller Yeah?

12:58 Adam See if you can have a little success with some of the chicks in your high school.

13:02 Drew I think that's the bottom line.

13:04 Adam Yeah, start there. Build your confidence.

13:06 Drew You can get away from fantasy and back down to real life.

13:08 Adam What are you into? You into fantasy?

13:10 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah, I daydream quite a bit.

13:13 Adam Yeah. You do a lot of excessive masturbating?

13:16 Caller Uh, I tend to.

13:17 Adam What are you good for a day? What kind of puts you down for?

13:19 Caller Oh, no more than two a day.

13:21 Adam Oh, that's-

13:22 Caller I'm not excessive.

13:23 Adam Yeah, fairly light for a 17 year old. He's a jogger. Yeah. And uh-

13:27 Caller I'm working up to Adam status.

13:28 Adam I see. Thank you.

13:29 Drew You got a ways to go there.

13:30 Caller Yeah, I'm sorry.

13:32 Adam And also, are there women attracted to you?

13:36 Caller Uh, yeah, but I don't really- I mean, I've had friends that told me they know chicks who have, but I've never really- I've never gone after it.

13:46 Drew I predict college will be a whole new world for Chris.

13:50 Adam Yeah.

13:50 Drew Yeah, that's when Chris is going to come into the-

13:51 Adam That was a prediction when I was in high school, except for-

13:54 Drew You never went to college. If you had, you're gone.

13:56 Adam Big mistake.

13:56 Drew Oh, I ran into a guy that knows you today.

13:58 Adam Yeah. Carpet cleaning is going to be a whole new world for you, they said as I left high school.

14:03 Drew Tall guy said he was Ray's best friend.

14:06 Adam What kind of guy?

14:07 Drew That's a random guy that knew you in high school. Another guy. I mean, people knew you all the time. Yeah. Ray's best friend in high school.

14:14 Adam Yeah. I don't know.

14:15 Drew Laffer's dad, something like that.

14:17 Adam Oh, uh, Jim? Where did you run into him?

14:20 Drew Santa Monica.

14:21 Adam What was he doing?

14:22 Drew Sitting at a bar.

14:23 Adam What were you doing at a bar in Santa Monica?

14:25 Drew Doing an extra thing.

14:26 Adam Oh, boy.

14:27 Drew Yeah.

14:28 Adam Was he drunk?

14:29 Drew No.

14:30 Caller What's his name?

14:31 Adam Uh, I don't know. Retzlaff?

14:34 That's it.

14:35 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Tall guy.

14:36 Drew Yeah.

14:36 Adam Nice guy.

14:37 Drew Nice guy.

14:37 Adam Yeah. Good guy. He was a good guy. Mike?

14:41 Drew Ray's friend?

14:42 Yeah. Adam.

14:43 Adam Mike, you're 21. What's up?

14:44 Caller Uh, yes. First of all, I want to tell you that you are correct about the X rating. There is no such thing as triple X.

14:50 Adam Thank you.

14:51 Caller Uh, I had a question on a comment you made the other day about abortion possibly being overturned. Uh, if Bush had happened to get an office and appoint the right people. You said that people in America basically wouldn't stand for it. Uh, I was just wondering what you meant.

15:06 Adam I think, I think it would be a step backwards. And, uh, I think we've, we've, um, I, I don't think it would work in this day and age. I just don't think it would fly. I, I, I don't want to liken it to, uh, segregation, but it's, it's almost that way. I, I, there's certain things that I look at as a step backwards from a societal standpoint. And, like, put it this way. I think, um, I think marijuana will probably be legalized somewhere in the next 20 years. And I think once it's legalized, it'll never go back. And I don't think it'll ever go back to prohibition. And I don't think we'll ever go back to, you know, women not being able to vote. Although, if there is a movement, I'd like to spearhead that one.

15:51 Drew The point is... I thought you were looking for landed people only. Landed gentry.

15:55 Adam Yes, only people who own land.

15:57 Drew Landed gentry, though.

15:58 Adam Yes, they have to be gentry. They have to have a handlebar mustache. And wear top hats. And, um, and tails to dine just on a weeknight. That's what I'm looking for. As far as voters go. Good, Drew. Write that down. No, Mike, I really do think that there's certain things that are sort of progressive and almost built into a society. And if you take a look back a hundred years or even 20 years or 50 years, you can see how we've moved along in certain directions. I really think abortion is one of those things. I know there's some fires that need to be put out every once in a while. And once in a while some Pat Robertson type starts spouting off or something. But I could never see it, especially with the majority of people in the United States being women, even though it's a small percentage, I could never see it going back. I just couldn't see it. I don't think it would happen. I really don't. And I know people like to... People like to worry in an unnecessary way about a lot of things. And I think a lot of it is just so can help them make their point. We can't let Bush get in there. If Bush gets in there, he's going to point these guys to the Supreme Court and abortion will be legal. And the next thing you know, people will be in back alleys.

17:12 Drew You know what?

17:13 Adam It's always at night, by the way. It's never... First off, it's never a front alley or side alley. It's a back alley. It's never during the day. It's at night. And there's some back alley. And by the way, what goes on in alleys anymore? I think it's just dumpsters. And nothing goes on in alleys. Things used to go on in alleys, guys. It's shooting craps, murder, abortions, drug deals. Always the back, dark alley.

17:35 Drew Dancing and singing.

17:36 Caller What's that story?

17:36 Adam Your daughters going into these dark back alleys and getting illegal abortions from some unsavory character with the use of a coat hanger. Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen.

17:47 Caller So do you think it would be kind of like, you know, the war on drugs. They still claim they're trying to do something about it. I mean, if it should switch over, but you know, they really can't do anything about it.

17:58 Adam I think once you give people freedoms, you cannot take them away.

18:04 Drew Sorry.

18:04 Adam And we learned our lesson with prohibition, or I thought we learned our lesson with prohibition.

18:10 Drew It's interesting, the Clinton administration actually taught me something. I was really scared when he got elected. I could see in the president, in Mr. Clinton, all the things that he eventually did. I even wrote a letter to myself, and sent it to myself about stuff I expected him to do.

18:23 Adam Hold on.

18:24 Drew I did.

18:24 Adam Sent it to yourself?

18:25 Drew Yeah, so it's still sealed somewhere.

18:28 Adam Couldn't have put it under your pillow?

18:29 Drew No, because somebody could say, hey, you wrote it last night. It's postmarked and sealed.

18:33 Adam Why didn't you just take a picture of the letter with a current newspaper next to it?

18:39 Drew Couldn't do that. But the point is, the point of my point is...

18:43 Adam Oh, I guess you could have gotten an old paper and put it by the letter and taken it recently.

18:48 Drew But this is in relation to...

18:49 Adam But then there's carbon dating.

18:50 Drew This is in relation to him as people worry about things unnecessarily. He did not disappoint. He did not disappoint. He delivered on all the things I expected and yet had a good presidency.

19:00 Adam Drew, go get that letter.

19:02 Drew I gotta find it. I've been looking for one. Where the hell it is.

19:06 Adam You didn't really do that, did you?

19:07 Drew Yeah, I really did that. Because I was convinced about his certain psychological features about him.

19:13 Adam Can you send a letter to yourself from your own house or do you have to go down the street?

19:16 Drew And I was scared. And I was scared. I thought, I'm gonna send this just so we can look back and see what I think they have. He did not disappoint. And yet, I admired his presidency. I thought it was a good eight years.

19:28 Adam How do you address it? Dear Drew, dear me, dear sirs?

19:31 Drew I don't remember. Don't remember.

19:33 Adam You're sincerely me? No. And did you send it from your house? Can you do that?

19:38 Drew Yeah.

19:38 Adam You send a letter to yourself from your house? You know, you put the mail out, going mail out in the box?

19:44 Drew I think I mailed it. I think I put it somewhere.

19:46 Adam You'd have to. Because the postman would just leave it there, right? Probably. Well, maybe he'd just collect everything and then he'd go into a sorter and then get back to you. I'm going to look into that.

19:58 Drew We're going to break.

19:59 Adam Have you sent anything else to yourself that we need to know about?

20:02 Drew Not lately.

20:03 Adam I see. No warranties, no nothing, no subscriptions to magazines or anything, nothing else you've sent to yourself. Morgan?

20:15 Caller Yes.

20:16 Adam Are you going to send a letter to yourself when Bush gets in there?

20:19 Caller No.

20:19 Adam No, you won't do it, Drew?

20:21 Caller No.

20:21 Adam No. I see. Just Democrats? What if Gore gets in there? Will you send a letter to yourself?

20:28 Drew I don't have a strong feeling about these guys.

20:30 Adam I see. Boy, you say you don't have a lot of time, but there you are. You're your own pen pal. You realize that? Yeah. You're corresponding with yourself.

20:38 Drew It was eight years ago.

20:40 Adam Morgan?

20:40 Drew Yes.

20:41 Adam You're 21.

20:42 Caller What's up?

20:43 A couple of days ago, I went down on my boyfriend, and I swallowed, and it was my first time doing that. Since then, I've been having a lot of stomach pains and stuff like that. I don't know if that would have anything to do with that.

21:01 Adam Yeah.

21:01 Drew I don't think so.

21:02 Adam Probably not.

21:03 Drew Probably not. That was how long ago?

21:04 That was about three days ago.

21:06 Drew No.

21:07 Adam Psychological.

21:08 Drew Yeah. Just you're freaking out about having done so might give you some...

21:12 Adam Is he an Italian guy?

21:13 Is he Italian? No.

21:14 Adam No. You got no problems.

21:16 Drew What do Italians do?

21:17 Adam I don't know. I just like to single out a race every once in a while.

21:19 Drew Of course.

21:20 Adam Yeah. I'm Italian, so I can say what I want.

21:22 Drew Yeah.

21:23 Adam Hi, Morgan.

21:24 Yeah. Yeah.

21:25 Adam You're fine. Okay. God bless you. Spit it into the toilet from now on.

21:29 By the way, I grew up a Jehovah's Witness.

21:32 Adam Oh, man. See? And look at you, swallowing gallons of semen.

21:35 Drew That's where I...

21:36 Adam You can't get enough semen.

21:37 Drew So you are anxious about it.

21:38 Adam You live off semen, don't you?

21:39 No longer anymore.

21:40 Drew But you're anxious about this kind of thing, right? That's where all that anxiety is from. And that's where the abdominal cramp is coming from.

21:45 Yeah.

21:46 Adam There you go.

21:46 Drew Relax, relax. You're fine.

21:47 Adam Oh, Jesus Christ. Two things. I painted offices with Andy, the Jehovah's Witness, first jobs. I've had some of the world's worst jobs. And as you know, it's why I hate my family, because I feel they force me into these horrible jobs. And I've been cursed, cursed in my life. You understand? I took jobs when I had no choice. I didn't know any better. I thought this was life. What are you going to do? I painted offices, commercial offices, attorney's offices, with Andy, the Jehovah's Witness. And let me tell you something about painting office space with the Jehovah's Witness. No escape. All the offices are about the size of this room. They're about 12 by 12. All right. And all you do is roll on beige, Mustang or Navajo White all day long. Just you and the guy in a space this big. We'd work 10-hour shifts. You can't listen to the radio because he's, you know, Jehovah ain't into the radio.

22:44 Drew He won't let you.

22:44 Adam Well, you can't listen to the devil music. I mean, I remember it one time.

22:49 Drew You were the kid, right?

22:52 Adam I was 19. And I'm working with the goddamn Andy, the Jehovah's Witness, named all his kids after the apostles. He's trying to get me out the Dodger Stadium for the big Jehovah Hoedown, which is coming up in a couple of weeks. And I'm about ready to kill myself. I'm trying to think. I wonder if I get a run and start at that glass, if I can make it through. Oh, yeah. We're 18 floors above. I think if I put my shoulder into it, I can probably clear the the observation deck and get all the way down to the street. I'm going to kill myself with Andy, the Jehovah's Witness. 10 hours in an office, no radio. One time I finally, I just went nuts. I put it on like KLOS or something, just wanted to hear some rock. Some Bob Seeger song came on Main Street. Down on Main Street. And Jehovah, you know, Jehovah Andy like dove on the radio, like it was a loose football, like change it. And I finally, I just went, I was so exacerbated. I said, I said, Andy, Bob Seeger, come on, Main Street. It's a nice song. What's the big deal? He's singing about visiting a prostitute. I'm like, all right, I can't make it through the glass. What if I just ate a gallon of this pain? You think I'd kill my, I'd go into some sort of shock or seizure or something. I want to kill myself. Just you two in an office alone. And you know what you do when you're done with that office? You and Andy go to the next office and then the next, and then the next, I worked four days a week and I worked 10 to 12 hour days. For how long? It was like a year or something before they fired me. For a year? Me and Andy just trapped in an office. Trapped in an office. That was the job. That was the single worst day of my life job. That was the job where I borrowed my friend's motorcycle down to Century City and I got towed and had to walk and hitchhike home and had a bunch of fags pick me up and I got raped and I made it home and I had to go get the bike out of impound and oh, oh, oh. So bad. My life was so bad. So bad. Crazy. I've worked with born-again and Jehovah's. Just locked in a room like we are right now for 10 hours just staring at each other. No radio. Just the sound of paint drying. You know, that's a deafening silence, Drew, really is. All right. We'll take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Shelly 27, wants to start taking nude photos for a magazine, wants advice on it. I'll tell her. After this.

25:39 You're listening to Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz.

25:48 Adam Yeah, it is Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Everclear is gonna be in here day after tomorrow. Jaime Pressly will not be in here. Oh. She, her publicist called producer Ann today, told her she heard me calling her nuts.

26:08 Oh my God.

26:09 Adam On the air, took some offense to it and apparently canceled. I don't even remember calling her nuts. No?

26:18 Drew You probably said the nutty one.

26:20 Adam Yeah. Well, she is a little nutty. I don't know why that's such a bad thing.

26:23 Drew But it was in the best possible way.

26:25 Adam Well, maybe not the best, but not the worst. We liked her.

26:29 Drew She's done the show a couple of times.

26:30 Adam Well, listen, you know she's a little nutty because she canceled because I called her nutty.

26:34 Drew Yeah, well, she didn't.

26:35 Adam Or her publicist. No, she said she called her publicist.

26:38 Drew Oh, really?

26:39 Adam Who knows what that doesn't mean anything. That's a beautiful business. All right. Well, listen, if you're nutty person, isn't it okay to call you nutty? Why is that such a bad thing?

26:49 Drew I don't know.

26:50 Adam You know, it's like David Arquette. I call him nuts.

26:53 Drew He shows up.

26:54 Adam He shows up five minutes later, starts yelling at me in the studio, but he's a nutty guy. We know he's nuts. Andy Dick is nuts. You know, people are crazy in this business. Why is it such a big deal?

27:07 Drew I mean, nutty and cute are sort of similar terms then.

27:10 Adam Well, yeah, right.

27:12 Drew I mean, nutty is not, wait, listen, nutty is not sick.

27:15 Adam No, no. Yeah, Carmen Electra is coming in instead. So we'll live with that.

27:19 Drew Okay.

27:20 Adam Shelly, you all right with that drunk?

27:21 Drew Yeah, I like Carmen.

27:23 Adam Yeah, I see. Shelly, 27.

27:25 Caller Yes, I'm here.

27:26 Adam Yes, you want to start taking nude pictures?

27:29 Caller Well, I have done some amateur stuff in my own home, just playing around with girlfriends, you know, just to see how it would turn out, you know. And they turned out really good. And I think that I could probably make a lot of money off of that. I would never want to consider being a stripper or in pornography or anything like that.

27:53 Drew Isn't nude pictures pornography of sorts?

27:56 Caller It is pornography.

27:57 Adam Not anymore.

27:58 Caller Not anymore.

28:00 Caller I meant pornographic movies. I would never consider that. I just kind of wanted to get Dr. Drew's opinion on that.

28:07 Adam What kind of magazine do you see yourself in?

28:10 Caller Something like Playboy.

28:11 Adam I see. Well, we all see ourselves in Playboy. But the reality is only a very small percentage of women who pose nude make it into Playboy. And then the other starts sliding down a little bit. And the problem with the slide is the furthest slide, the more graphic you get. You see what I'm saying?

28:31 Drew And the more exploitative.

28:33 Caller Yes. They're not as classy as Playboy. The other magazines, I haven't looked at all of them.

28:40 Drew Even no matter what, you know, take me as close.

28:42 Adam Are you super hot?

28:44 Caller Well, I am attractive. Yes, I'm nice to look at. Guys like me.

28:49 Adam Where do you live?

28:51 Caller Well, come on now. I don't want to give everything away. What if somebody recognized my voice?

28:57 Adam Yeah.

28:57 Drew He's inviting you down here.

28:58 Adam What state do you live in?

29:00 Caller Arizona.

29:01 Adam Oh, well now, game on. Every guy in Arizona knows who we're talking about, right? It's no different than her saying California. You'd know who she was, right? Oh, yeah. Sure. Shelly from Red Lutz. Yeah. They went to high school, the guy.

29:16 Caller So you don't...

29:17 Adam All right. So you want to...

29:19 Caller All right.

29:19 Adam What else?

29:20 Caller I could do that and make some... I mean, it's a gift that I was given.

29:25 Drew Yeah, but there's a lot of consequence that there may be a time in your life when it's not so advantageous.

29:31 Adam Oh, I'll tell you what.

29:32 Caller I'm not planning on entering like a beauty pageant or being a teacher or anything like that.

29:37 Adam I see. What do you do now?

29:39 Caller Right now, I didn't graduate high school. I tried junior college and I agree with you, Adam. It sucks. It's not going to get me anywhere.

29:47 Adam Yeah.

29:48 Caller I'm just working, getting by right now. And what are you doing right now? I'm working at.

29:57 Adam No. What are you doing? Let's say a year and a half from now.

30:00 Caller A year and a half from now? Well, I don't see it getting any better. I don't have any higher education.

30:05 Adam And I don't hold on a second. Didn't graduate high school. Shocking. Mental note. What are you doing now for a living right now? Or let's say when I'm in my 40s translation, I don't want to tell you. By the way, right now is bad. Whenever they answer that. Well, right now, I'm kind of in between. Yeah. Shall we?

30:26 Caller Yes.

30:26 Adam Listen, what do you do for money now?

30:30 Caller Right now, I work in a grocery store right now.

30:32 Caller Yes.

30:32 Adam Right this now.

30:33 Caller Right.

30:33 Adam That's very sad. What do you do at the grocery store?

30:36 Caller I work in a deli.

30:37 Adam I see. And how about getting yourself a job where you can sort of use your looks to make a little extra change, but it's not exactly pornography.

30:46 Caller I did waitress for years.

30:48 Adam I'm talking about mud wrestling. No, yeah, cocktail waitress, something like that.

30:52 Caller What about drug rap?

30:53 Caller I did do that for years. And my looks did get me extra money.

30:57 Drew Sales, sales.

30:58 Adam Yeah, yeah.

31:00 Caller The kind of people, it's the atmosphere of restaurants, I really...

31:06 Drew You must be eligible for other kinds of jobs, I would think.

31:08 Caller I used to run around. It's a bunch of parties.

31:11 Drew I used to run around partying.

31:13 Caller I'm not into that kind of thing anymore.

31:14 Drew It's going to be hard not having any diplomas or college or whatever. I'm sorry?

31:17 Adam Never slowed me down. I'm literally a millionaire with no diplomas. Shelly?

31:22 Caller Yes.

31:22 Adam I'll tell you what then, take those nude pictures, right?

31:25 Caller Okay.

31:26 Adam And submit them to Playboy. Yeah. And if they don't accept them, then your career is over. Because you're not doing anything other than Playboy, right?

31:35 Caller Well, are there other things out there? Do you know?

31:38 Adam Well, you got Gent and Juggs and Hustler and Busty and Forty and Effable.

31:43 Caller And are these things in any way reputable?

31:45 Adam No. You're going to... Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you do this, Shelly? Do a little legwork. Head on down to the news stand, go into the porno section and see if you find a couple of magazines that strike your fancy. Take them home with you, find out where they're published and send them some pictures. There you go, baby. There's a life plan.

32:08 Drew To me, it just seems like you're...

32:10 Caller It sounds like you're not...

32:11 Drew It sounds like just...

32:12 Adam Well, what do you want me to do? I know a few guys.

32:15 Caller Drew, what do you think?

32:16 Adam What do you want us to say?

32:18 Caller What do you think, Drew?

32:19 Drew I think it's a desperate move.

32:20 Adam This is the problem with being good-looking. You sit or... Listen, Shelly, you're good-looking and here's the problem. No one seems to care enough to pay you for it. You want to figure out a way to use your looks, to make some money, to sort of avoid life. You don't want to get an education. You don't want to get a skill.

32:38 Caller I would like to get an education. And right now I have to work full-time to support myself. I don't... I can go to school too, but about the only thing I can get into right now is junior college. I did get a GED, but I've kind of put... When I was a teenager, I made a lot of wrong decisions. Oh, good.

32:54 Drew But you can pull it back together now.

32:56 Caller Yes, exactly. That would be a way that I could get money.

32:59 Drew Education. Education.

33:00 Adam What would you like Drew to clue you in on?

33:03 Caller Whether or not that would... If I could do that, because I've heard so many bad stories about the industry.

33:13 Drew Yeah, you're going down a slippery slope. It's not going to lead you where you're looking to go. I'm sure of that.

33:18 Adam You're going to have like a handful of midgets humping you six months from now.

33:22 Drew You're looking for a way to find meaning and a sort of a career. And you're looking for ways that...

33:32 Adam I wanted to get into modeling for a while, but I chose carpet cleaning and painting with Andy the Jehovah's Witness, and I stand by that decision.

33:42 Drew Student loans are available these days.

33:44 Adam Where's she going? Drew, you believe me, I've been where Shelley is. As a matter of fact, I was 27 and Shelley's ahead of where I was when I was 27. You've got nowhere to go. You know you're a bad student. Everyone keeps talking about school, but you suck.

33:58 Drew Well, you still at least went and did comedy training through all that. You did some training. You did something. That's right.

34:03 Adam Go do something.

34:04 Drew Develop a skill.

34:07 Adam Andrea?

34:08 Yeah.

34:08 Adam You're 18.

34:09 Caller Yeah.

34:10 Adam What's up?

34:11 Caller Okay. I have this infatuation with this radio DJ. It's on 90.

34:21 Adam What? Is that a bogus call?

34:23 Drew No, she was going to talk about the station.

34:26 Adam Well, so what?

34:28 Caller I'm asking a question.

34:29 Drew You can't mention the station.

34:30 Adam All right. Anderson slipped up in there. Listen, we don't care what the call letters of the station is.

34:37 Drew All right.

34:38 Adam Anderson's going to explain to me whatever he's going to explain during the break. But you're obsessed with someone who's on the radio.

34:43 Caller Yeah.

34:44 Adam All right. Where are you calling from?

34:45 Caller Portland.

34:46 Adam I see. And why are you obsessed with this person?

34:50 Caller I don't know. He's just awesome. I can't even work because I have to be home to listen to his radio and show and everything.

34:58 Adam Why don't you bring a radio to work?

35:00 Caller Well, I work at a video store, so it's kind of hard.

35:03 Adam I see.

35:03 Drew And he needs full attention.

35:05 Adam By the way, this is when I'm in charge, I'm going to round up everyone who works at a video store and put them in an internment camp. I'm going to put them in a big wheel that they all walk on to power the city. Yeah. Because you guys are the dregs of society. The people that cannot be employed in other jobs are employed at the video store.

35:26 Drew I'm Shelly.

35:27 Adam What's that name?

35:27 Caller I'm 18 and I'm still in high school.

35:29 Adam All right, Debbi. You're fine.

35:30 Caller It's the only job I can have.

35:31 Adam All right, Debbi. You got a bone through your nose or anything?

35:34 Caller No.

35:34 Adam No, you're okay?

35:35 Caller Yeah.

35:35 Adam Another bunch of tats?

35:37 Caller One.

35:38 Adam Well, you're in high school.

35:39 Drew What is it?

35:40 Caller It's an ex-boyfriend's initials. All right.

35:43 Drew And you know this obsession is not good, right?

35:45 Caller Yeah, I know.

35:45 Adam All right.

35:46 Drew Find other more productive things to do with your life.

35:48 Caller I just wanted to know if it was normal.

35:50 Drew No, so it's normal. That's some obsessions, but...

35:52 Adam Have you ever met the guy?

35:53 Caller No, but I've seen him at concerts and stuff.

35:56 Adam Why don't you go meet him?

35:58 Caller I don't know. I always call and talk to him on the radio and everything.

36:01 Adam Yeah. No, do you think he likes you?

36:03 Caller No. I've never actually met him in person, so he doesn't know me.

36:07 Adam Let me tell you something about radio guys. You think they're celebrities. They know they're not celebrities. They have very low self-esteem, radio guys.

36:15 Caller Well, he always calls himself a fat ass and stuff.

36:18 Adam There you go. You can pick up on this guy. What do you look like?

36:23 Caller Um, like 5'7, 130 pounds, you know. Hold on.

36:26 Adam Let me do some radio math here.

36:28 Drew Dr. Loveline.

36:29 Adam Hold on, Drew. 5'7, 135?

36:32 Caller Yeah, about that.

36:33 Adam About that. I got 5'4, 3 quarters, 151.

36:41 Caller What?

36:41 Adam It's a little bit stocky.

36:43 Caller I'm like tall, dude.

36:44 Adam It's all right. He's a fat ass, though.

36:46 Caller Yeah.

36:47 Adam All right, so go over there. Maybe you guys can have a bunch of fat kids.

36:50 Drew Listen, your high school, it's normal to have some obsessions, but focus on doing other things that are more productive for yourself. Make yourself feel good.

36:58 Adam Yeah, that's right.

37:01 Drew Because the obsession will settle down with time.

37:03 Adam That's right.

37:03 Caller Robert?

37:05 Drew It's usually depression at that age. You had an obsession. Jesus Christ.

37:07 Caller Robert.

37:08 Adam Oh, how dare you. Robert, you're 25.

37:11 Caller Yeah, I wanted to know who I would contact. I have a history of cancer in my family. My grandmother died from it.

37:18 Drew What kind of cancer?

37:20 Caller I don't recall.

37:21 Drew Okay. Most people have grandmother died of cancer.

37:24 Caller Okay.

37:25 Drew That's not really necessarily a history of cancer. It's people get in their 50s and different kinds of cancer, lung cancer, colon cancers, lots of breast cancer for the women, that kind of thing.

37:36 Caller She had two kinds of cancer. I don't know which. And over the weekend, I found that there's an irregularity in my chest. It's about half the size of a marble or so.

37:50 Adam Well, do you have, have you made a will out? Oh, what's funny?

37:56 Drew It's behind your breath.

37:57 Adam You got that history of cancer.

37:58 Drew Behind your breast?

37:59 Adam You got that one grandparent who died in at 84.

38:02 Caller Yeah, it's...

38:03 Drew Are you wanting medication?

38:04 Caller No.

38:05 Drew Do you smoke pot?

38:06 Caller Nope.

38:07 Drew Well, did you, have you had anything like that earlier in puberty? Yeah, because it's normal for men, you're 25, a little old to be getting that, but it's normal for men to get some breast enlargement at some point during their development.

38:18 Adam Robert, why don't you find out what kind of cancer your grandmother died of so you could look for it?

38:25 Caller I think it was skin cancer. I just remembered it before I called.

38:28 Adam How old was she?

38:29 Caller Huh?

38:30 Adam How old was she?

38:31 Caller She never said.

38:32 Drew She was very old.

38:33 Caller Her birth certificate or whatever that she gave us says she's about 43, which would make her younger than my mother.

38:40 Drew 43 when she died?

38:42 Caller She made up her age. Okay.

38:45 Drew Look, you get this thing taken care of, the probability of it being cancer is rather remote.

38:50 Caller What I wanted to know is who do I call to find out what it is?

38:53 Drew Just go to a general surgeon and they'll remove it.

38:55 Adam You got any other problems, Robert?

38:56 Drew They may not even remove it, Frank. They may just do a mammogram and that'll be that. I doubt this is cancer, but it's worth looking into.

39:02 Adam They should at least call it a manogram if they're going to do it on a dude.

39:05 Drew It's called gynecomastia and men get this from medication. They get it from puberty. They get it from smoking pot.

39:11 Adam Gynecomastia is men with breast, isn't it?

39:14 Drew Yeah, breast load. That's what he's getting. He's getting a little breast well behind the nipple.

39:18 Adam He's feeling a lump. Behind the nipple.

39:22 Drew It often presents as just a lump behind the nipple.

39:24 Adam But don't guys have painful gynecomastia? How do you pronounce it? Gynecomastia. That's when men are forming breasts, isn't it?

39:34 Caller No.

39:34 Drew In its most severe form, yeah. But it's just a little marble back there can be gynecomastia, too. You haven't taken any Tagomat or anything like that? Over-the-counter?

39:43 Caller I don't take any pills.

39:44 Drew Nothing.

39:46 Adam What do you do for a living?

39:48 Caller I work in a tech support place.

39:50 Adam I see.

39:51 Caller All right.

39:51 Adam It's all clear now.

39:53 Drew I go to see a general surgeon. They'll pick it out or they get a mammogram and that'll be that.

39:57 Adam Robert doesn't sweat the details with the, well, Grant, we got a history of cancer in our family.

40:02 Caller Yeah.

40:04 Adam Yes. My grandmother died of it. I see. What kind of cancer?

40:08 Caller I don't know.

40:08 Drew People just think cancer is always the same thing.

40:10 Adam And how old is she when she died? I don't know. Aren't those two major things you'd want to know if you were looking into this history of cancer? You know what I'm saying? All right. Very important. Our listeners. They don't sweat the details. That's what I love about them. When we come back, we're going to talk to Anthony. Anthony is 15, had sex with about 20 girls at 15. Let me hear this guy's voice. Anthony?

40:41 Caller Yeah.

40:43 Adam 20 girls?

40:44 Caller Yeah, about 20.

40:46 Adam What were their names? Ready? Ready? Starting at the beginning.

40:50 Caller Go. The first one was Crystal.

40:53 Caller Then, well, at the first, I had my first ever sexual experience was like a threesome. It was just me and two girls and...

41:00 Adam Crystal and what?

41:02 Caller Huh?

41:02 Adam What were the names?

41:04 Caller It was Crystal and the other girls, she was...

41:07 Adam A guy?

41:09 Caller No.

41:10 Caller She was like Indian, but her nickname was Money, but her real name was like Munpreet or something like that.

41:17 Drew You're making this up.

41:18 Caller All right.

41:19 Adam Hold on.

41:19 Caller I'm not making it up.

41:20 Drew Okay.

41:21 Adam Give me the next five. Ready?

41:22 Caller Go. The next five?

41:23 Caller Yeah. Hold on.

41:26 Caller One was Beverly.

41:27 Adam Keep going.

41:28 Caller No.

41:29 Adam Keep going with the names.

41:30 Caller Oh, okay.

41:31 Adam I don't need a dossier on everyone. I said, give me the names.

41:34 Caller Go.

41:35 Caller Okay. Just hold on.

41:37 Caller I'm trying to think.

41:39 Caller It's Beverly and then there is Munpreet and there is...

41:43 Caller Hold on.

41:47 Adam When I was 15, you want me to give a rundown of people I had sex with at 15? Let's see. There was me.

41:55 Drew There was Barbara. What was the name of the from Mod?

41:59 Adam There was a hamper, beanbag chair, honeydew melon, my sister's hamper. What did I mention? Did I mention me? Then there was me and me when I had a threesome one night. I was going to use both hands to jack off.

42:15 Drew Some pillows were involved.

42:17 Adam That's right.

42:17 Drew Toothbrush.

42:18 Adam That's right.

42:18 Drew Thank you, toothbrush.

42:19 Adam That's right. All right, we got to get to Anthony because he's got ten kinds of nuts after this.

42:42 You're listening to Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz.

43:01 Adam Yeah, boy, I'm hungry, Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Everclear is going to be in here on Wednesday, and then the tantalizing Carmen Electra.

43:17 Drew And Valerie Ray Miller.

43:19 Adam Valerie Ray Miller, yes. From, oh, from Dark Angel.

43:22 Drew That's good.

43:23 Adam Oh, it's tomorrow night?

43:24 Drew Yeah.

43:25 Adam Oh, I see. That's how they have it written down.

43:27 Drew Yeah.

43:27 Adam All right, good times, huh? Anthony?

43:30 Caller Yeah.

43:32 Caller I'm sorry.

43:33 Caller I'm doing I was nervous.

43:34 Caller I took some of my medicine.

43:36 Caller Trying to calm down now.

43:38 Adam I see. As long as you took your medicine bipolar.

43:41 Caller Huh?

43:41 Caller No, they like they diagnosed me. They said I'm manic, depressed and that's bipolar.

43:47 Drew That's what I mean.

43:48 Caller Well, that's OK.

43:50 Caller I don't think they're manic, depressed and manic.

43:53 Drew Depression is the same thing as bipolar. It is exact same thing.

43:57 Caller OK. And they said I have psychotic features too, but...

44:01 Adam My God, how did you nail 20 chicks?

44:03 Drew He's manic. He's manic.

44:04 Adam I think you're Napoleon.

44:05 Drew He was hypomanic.

44:06 Caller I, yeah, that's...

44:07 Adam I was totally sane in high school, couldn't get laid.

44:10 Caller No, I don't even know how. I went to this party once. It was a rave. It was like down in West Sad.

44:17 Adam All right, all right. But listen, have you really had sex with 20 women?

44:22 Caller Yeah.

44:22 Adam When did you start having sex?

44:24 Caller When I was...

44:26 Caller right before I started junior high, which I was like 13.

44:30 Adam I see. All right. And what's your question?

44:33 Caller because I don't know. I'm... like, I haven't had sex now for like... it's been like two months. And it's like all I think about, like I have counselors and everything. And it's like they can be ugly girls, you know, that I'm not... that I wouldn't consider me attracted to, but I'm still... I'm just thinking about, you know...

44:52 Drew Anthony, probably something happened. Were you sexually abused growing up?

44:56 Caller Well, yeah.

44:57 Drew And so now that sort of wires you in such a way that all your feelings become sexualized. It's just sort of the only way you experience yourself. That's the only way you manage your feelings. Everything gets funneled into that sort of tunnel.

45:09 Adam Yeah.

45:09 Drew And it's on top of that you're bipolar. So your whole biology is sort of...

45:14 Adam Well, maybe that's why he's bipolar.

45:16 Drew Because of that experience?

45:17 Adam What happened to you?

45:19 Caller My dad.

45:21 Adam He sexually abused you?

45:22 Caller Yeah. When I was eight and then...

45:26 Caller Well, everything just ended.

45:27 Caller The case got closed because of my next door neighbor.

45:31 Caller She talked to the DA and stuff happened.

45:34 Caller But yeah.

45:36 Adam Where's your dad now?

45:37 Caller I don't know.

45:38 Caller That's why we moved.

45:39 Caller Because he was like kind of... He knew where we lived still and everything when my mom kicked him out of the house.

45:44 Adam I see. He sounds like a dynamite individual. I'd really love to meet him one day. Really. I hope a guy... I hope someone puts a pickaxe in the back of his head while he's sleeping. Hey Anthony? Yeah. Listen, you got some problems. Sex is not the answer. I know it all feels every impulse you have turns into a sexual impulse. Exactly. You just listen to me. You got to stay with your therapy. You got to stay with your medication. You got to understand that it's a normal impulse.

46:14 Drew Looking to essay.

46:15 Adam But that you don't have to act out on it. I mean, listen, everybody, the impulse is understandable. It makes you human. But don't... Here's the deal. Okay, here's what I want to say.

46:26 Drew It's an addiction, though.

46:26 Adam How dare you? How dare you interrupt my impulse discussion? Where was I? Okay. You're gonna get impulses and you'll get them your entire life, unless you're like me, in case your impulse is to nap or wait to die. I look at napping as a sort of purgatory before death. That's a little mini-death. Experiment with death. That's how I know I'm gonna enjoy death. I enjoy napping. I mean, it's a long, long nap.

46:54 Drew Oh, nice.

46:54 Adam Yeah, with no construction and no garbage men picking up at six in the morning, six in the nap. But here's what I want to say. You're gonna get impulses your whole life. You don't have to act on them. It takes you a while to realize that just because you have an impulse, you can ignore it. And I know I'm oversimplifying this. But you're scared of the impulses. You want the impulses to go away. The impulses won't go away. You work on not acting on the impulses. Because the impulses is the way you're wired, man. And that's gonna be there for a long time.

47:25 Drew And it can be rewired a little bit, but he's gonna have to do a lot of work. I say as a way that he can rewire things a little bit. And it is kind of an addiction. If they could stop, they would. And if you can't, then you need some help with that.

47:35 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Steve. He's infatuated with his English teacher. I just want to make sure it's a chick. Steve?

47:45 Caller Yeah.

47:46 Adam Is it a chick?

47:47 Caller Yeah.

47:48 Adam Okay. Are you okay, Steve?

47:51 Caller Yeah.

47:52 Adam You crying?

47:53 Caller No.

47:55 Adam You've been laid before, haven't you?

47:57 Caller Yeah. Hold on.

47:59 Adam Yeah, because he sounds like a Vietnam vet in his 40s. We'll take a break. I'm not talking to Steve when we come back, by the way. I didn't appreciate his energy. All right. We'll be back.

48:09 Caller Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.

48:13 Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz, KQBC, Seattle.

48:30 Adam Son, can I come in?

48:32 Caller Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz, KQBC, Seattle.

48:54 Adam Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1.

49:03 Caller All right.

49:04 Adam You ready to roll here, Drew?

49:05 Caller I'm ready.

49:05 Drew Let's keep rolling.

49:06 Adam Talk to Justin. Justin's 18. Justin?

49:10 Drew Hi.

49:10 Adam What's up?

49:11 Drew Not a lot.

49:12 Adam All righty.

49:15 Caller I've got a question, Dr. Drew.

49:16 Caller Yeah?

49:18 Caller I was masturbating today and I came and I, there was blood in it. Yikes.

49:28 Drew That's actually fairly common. It doesn't necessarily mean anything serious.

49:32 Caller Yeah.

49:32 Drew It's important to have it looked into when people get that. It can be infections, the epididymis and prostate, and it can even be stones and things like that. But more often than not, it's not.

49:41 Caller What about being stoned?

49:42 Drew More often than not.

49:43 Adam It could be stones, stoner.

49:45 Caller Oh, okay.

49:46 Drew More often than that, it's nothing.

49:48 Adam Listen, if I shot some Thousand Island out of me, I'd be running for the hospital. You hear me? With the penis still out. I wouldn't even holster the penis. I'd be running screaming with my penis out. That's right. That's the sound I would be making as I was heading down the street barefoot, hands around my ankles, waving my arms over my head like an orangutan.

50:06 Drew You want to see a urologist? That's kind of dark. Do you want to see? No, I'm just kidding.

50:15 Adam Drew has a wicked sense of humor. He often sends his patients to different specialists. Around that time, that chick should have gone to an ear, nose, and throat doctor and you sent her to a podiatrist. Yeah, that was funny. It was great. You can't botch a surgery. You know nothing about that. Where she said she's breathing out of a trachea now. You should go to a urologist. Blood squirting out of your penis. Yeah, you should go to urologist. Are you kidding? Serious? You're kidding, man.

50:51 Caller Yeah.

50:52 Adam Could be stones.

50:53 Caller Stones?

50:55 Adam How do you know I'm stone? I think Justin has been smoking the weed. Justin? Justin?

51:00 Caller Yeah.

51:01 Adam You smoking a lot of weed?

51:02 Caller No.

51:02 Adam Just a little bit then?

51:04 Caller No.

51:04 Adam Mom's on the other line?

51:06 Caller Yeah, I gotta go.

51:06 Adam Oh, okay. Oh boy. Yeah. Hey, screwed. Mom's on the other line. I was yelling to my Emmy-winning partner, Jimmy Kimmel, about how you just can't get away with squat today on the phones.

51:26 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah.

51:27 Adam Jimmy called me at 9 o'clock tonight. I looked at my caller ID. I said, Jimmy Kimmel on it. Jimmy likes to screw around.

51:37 Drew Yeah.

51:37 Adam You know. Yeah. Hi. Yeah. Hi, Jimmy. Oh, Christ. How did you know? I said your name on the phone when I picked it up. Screwed. Screwed. No more. No longer is the phone a weapon. The adolescent boys think about all the hanging up used to do on girls. Oh, about all that screwing around.

51:59 Drew Can't do that.

51:59 Adam Wait, she can't do it. You can't. They'll they'll star 69. And now you can't even let the phone ring and then hang up on the answering machine because I'm up. Theoretically, it'll come up or they'll be looking at the ID. You're screwed. Remember how you relied on that?

52:15 Drew Now they get the whole the whole cyberspace, though, to do all kinds of interesting things like that. That's where they're acting out stuff out now.

52:20 Adam The phone is not a useful weapon anymore, for god's sake.

52:24 Drew It's the web now. That's the weapon.

52:27 Adam I'll never forget. I like this chick, Beth. It was like eight years ago. She was the first person I knew to ever get this caller ID. I didn't even know.

52:34 Drew Beth Ringwald?

52:35 Adam No, Tea Garden.

52:36 Drew Oh yeah.

52:37 Adam Didn't even-

52:38 Drew Wait a minute. Didn't she show up? Wait, no.

52:40 Adam She never showed up anywhere.

52:42 Drew You've met her before.

52:43 Adam You wanna use more last names, jackass? Jesus Christ. There's lives at stake here, Drew. I dug this chick like eight years ago.

52:52 Drew Eight years ago, not 15 years ago.

52:55 Adam Uh, 15 through eight.

52:56 Drew Okay.

53:00 Adam That was like eight years ago. But I decided to play cool, you know, cause she'd been giving me the run around for like a year.

53:06 Drew Is she married now or anything?

53:07 Adam Uh, I don't think so.

53:08 Drew Maybe-

53:09 Adam Maybe what?

53:10 Drew Give her a call.

53:11 Adam I should give her a call? Yeah. She'd know though. She'd just call her ID.

53:15 Drew Here's my point.

53:16 Adam Here's my point.

53:17 Drew I call-

53:18 Adam I call- literally, I called her and hung up like 10 times.

53:23 Drew Yeah.

53:23 Adam And then she called me a couple of days later, and she's like, have you been calling me? And I'm like, no, how dare you? I've not been calling you. I told you it was off, baby. I'm over, who is this? I don't know who this is. I don't recognize voice. Beth who? I know many best. I've been out enjoying a carefree bachelor lifestyle. She's like, yeah, I got this caller ID. It says you called like 14 times the last four hours.

53:49 Drew I'm like, well, it's like sweat.

53:50 Adam Then there's that kind of lie where you're lying. Everyone knows you're lying. You just sort of keep moving forward with it, but you kind of fade out at the end. It says my caller ID. You've called 14 times the last four hours. I don't know about that. You know, those are kind of like open-ended lies. You just kind of trail off and then change subjects.

54:14 Drew Leave it open is a possible mistake.

54:17 Adam It doesn't sound like me. Anyway, how about them Dodgers? They're looking tough. I know it's preseason, but they're really looking like they got a squad this year. Marty? Yeah.

54:30 Caller What's going on, Adam?

54:30 Adam You're 21.

54:32 Caller Yeah, what's up, Dr. Drew?

54:33 Adam How are you?

54:33 Caller You guys are awesome, man.

54:35 Adam Thank you.

54:36 Caller All right. I got this problem. Yeah. All right. Me and my girl, we try and keep a, you know, have a, try and have sex about four or five times a week. Well, for me, I like going down on her a lot, right? But every time I go down on her, the day after, I get like a, just a canker sore or my tongue gets sore on the side.

54:57 Drew Well, don't spend so much time down there, maybe.

55:00 Adam How long are you down there?

55:01 Caller Oh, for a long time.

55:02 Drew Yeah. All right. Let's irritate on your tongue. You get a canker sore and you can and then if that's a herpes virus, you can then transmit that to her.

55:07 Adam I thought all canker sores were herpes. Yeah, now it's not.

55:12 Drew Yeah, probably.

55:13 Adam I got on my tongue, it'd be herpes. Don't you worry.

55:15 Drew Oh yeah, you, yeah, right.

55:17 Adam I get a mosquito bite on my ass, it's herpes.

55:19 Drew Yeah.

55:20 Adam Yeah. So how long are you down there, Marnie?

55:22 Caller Oh man, as long as I can.

55:25 Drew What does that mean? Give me a number, minutes.

55:28 Caller I'm about, we'll say about five minutes.

55:32 Adam Damn, bitch. Wait a minute. Five, about five minutes.

55:36 Caller Yeah.

55:37 Adam Hold on a second. Weren't you expecting an hour and a half?

55:41 Caller Yes.

55:42 Adam Five minutes.

55:43 Drew I was expecting 30 minutes.

55:46 Adam Five minutes doesn't sound that long, does it?

55:48 Drew No.

55:48 Adam Let's go. Marnie.

55:50 Caller What's up?

55:51 Adam Five minutes doesn't sound like a long time.

55:53 Caller No, well, that's what I'm saying. Afterwards? Okay, well, afterwards, that's when I feel, start feeling the soreness.

55:59 Drew And that's when you stop?

56:00 Caller Yeah. That's what I'm getting at.

56:02 Drew I see. Well, that's when...

56:05 Adam Does she have an orgasm?

56:06 Caller Oh, yeah.

56:07 Adam No, so if she has an orgasm in four minutes and 45 seconds, why bother staying down there?

56:12 Caller Well, yeah.

56:13 Adam Yeah.

56:15 Caller But my problem, I mean, what is it? I mean, is that normal?

56:19 Drew It's irritation, Marnie. Just cool off. Take it easy.

56:22 Adam Well, what do you mean, take it easy? What do you want him to do?

56:24 Drew Maybe not go down there so frequently. And when you go down there, spend a little less time.

56:28 Adam Well, he's got to give her the orgasm, right, Marnie?

56:31 Caller That's right. Hey, Dr. Adam.

56:34 Adam Yeah.

56:34 Caller How long do you stay down there for?

56:36 Adam Um, you know, I, my policies, I, if that's the way they're having the orgasm, I stay down there until they have the orgasm. Now, sometimes I get tired halfway into it and I'll call this Waldo up, as Waldo is a guy who works around my house. He'll tap out.

56:54 Drew Did Dave used to do that for you, too?

56:56 Adam Dave will get down there. Another guy used to work around the house.

56:58 Drew You fired him, though. That's why you fired him. I knew, I knew.

57:00 Adam He wouldn't shave his beard.

57:01 Drew He, he bogarded.

57:01 Adam He would not shave that beard. I put him down there for a while and then I'll come back in after a gargle and watch in Sports Center or something like that. But, um, yeah, I'll stay down there. I'm in for the long haul.

57:13 Drew Whatever it takes.

57:15 Adam Yeah, it's a commitment. You get down there, you gotta give the orgasm. You try, you give it your best shot. If they're not going to have it, you tap out, you get out of there. Yeah, that's the way I am. That's my policy. Megan?

57:29 Yeah.

57:30 Adam You're 16.

57:31 Caller Yeah.

57:31 Adam What's up?

57:32 Caller Um, I wanted to know if you, like, smoked, like, marijuana or drank in, like, the first three weeks of, like, a pregnancy, what would it do?

57:43 Adam What's going on back there, Megan?

57:46 Caller What do you mean?

57:46 Drew What's in the background?

57:48 Caller Oh, I'm watching TV.

57:49 Adam I see. Hold on a second, Megan. I'm gonna put you on hold for about, well, you've been on hold for 50 minutes.

57:55 Caller I don't know. Yeah.

57:56 Caller Yeah.

57:56 Adam I'll give you about 10 more minutes, all right?

57:59 Caller Okay.

57:59 Caller All right.

57:59 Adam Watch TV. The TV better be off when we come back to you. You understand? All right. Let's talk to Steve. Steve?

58:07 Caller Yeah.

58:08 Adam You're 15?

58:09 Caller Yep.

58:10 Adam Mr. Personality. You're attracted to your English teacher.

58:14 Caller Yeah.

58:14 Adam It's a girl?

58:15 Caller Yeah.

58:16 Adam That's healthy.

58:17 Drew Yep.

58:17 Adam Well, what do you want? What do you want from us?

58:19 Caller Um, is that like normal?

58:22 Adam Yes.

58:22 Caller What am I supposed to do?

58:23 Adam Nothing.

58:24 Drew Be 15.

58:25 Adam Go home and whack off.

58:26 Drew Yeah, don't wear sweatpants to school. Don't wear sweatpants?

58:29 Adam Yes.

58:30 Caller Why not?

58:32 Adam You can't even do that kind of boner math, genius? All right.

58:37 Drew No. Your impulse was correct on him in the first place.

58:40 Adam Yeah, he's an idiot. And listen, Lauren, that's not a question that I'm attracted to my teacher. That's a statement. You know what I mean? That's all right. You're doing a good job. I'm just telling you in general. Allison.

58:54 Caller Hi.

58:55 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

58:56 Caller Yeah. OK. I'm adopted and I'm going to be 18 in January. And I was wondering if there's any way I can ever find out who my biological parents are. My parents told me that the place is like, I don't know, it's like doesn't exist anymore.

59:12 Adam Yeah.

59:13 Drew So I'm certain there are people that can do this for you.

59:15 Adam Yeah, you can do it. Although they're not going to be in one place.

59:19 Drew The two parents.

59:20 Adam Yeah. One's going to be at the YWCA, the other be at the YMCA. You see, you may have to travel across the street to find them. Yeah. Well, do you really want to see that wreck of a woman you came from?

59:33 Caller Well, I don't know.

59:34 Caller I've always wondered. I don't want to hurt my parents' feelings or anything. It's just, I mean, wouldn't you want to know?

59:40 Adam No. Listen, I know my parents. I don't want to know. I wish I didn't know.

59:45 Caller I'm sorry.

59:45 Drew What have you been adopted by one of the families on the hill there in North Hollywood? To be good. Then you went back to find your parents and you found your parents.

59:52 Adam I killed myself.

59:53 Caller Yeah.

59:54 Adam Yeah. It's horrible. Well, listen, once in a while this comes up, I have a step-grandfather. Okay. But he was like my only grandfather I had because he was around before I was born. Right? And this guy was an intelligent guy. He was nominated for an Academy Award. He was a writer. He spoke a few languages. He was very articulate, very interesting.

1:00:21 Drew He was a non-Corolla-like.

1:00:23 Adam Yes. Very worldly, loving, caring, great man. Okay. Not blood. The real blood was a guy beat on my grandmother, walked from San Francisco to LA., you know, back in the, like, teens, and was basically a short order cook alcoholic. Yeah. Okay. So sometimes people say to me, oh, you're working on a movie. You got that gene just like your grandpa. And I go, no, my grandpa is a short order cook who beat on my grandma. It was an alcoholic and an idiot. So I don't want to know that. I really don't. It slows me down. You understand? You don't need to know. It is a slap in the face to the beautiful people that adopted you or bought you, however it works.

1:01:07 Caller I know, but it's just, I'm so curious though, because they said that I have, like, brothers and sisters, and they live, like, near me.

1:01:14 Adam Yeah, it's gonna be weird.

1:01:16 Caller Yeah.

1:01:16 Adam They're not doing anything special, I guarantee you that.

1:01:19 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:01:20 Caller But if I decided...

1:01:22 Adam And the dad, you'll be lucky if the mom knows where the dad is.

1:01:25 Caller Yeah.

1:01:27 Adam All right, but your biological parents encourage it?

1:01:30 Drew Your adopted parents.

1:01:31 Adam Sorry, adopted parents.

1:01:33 Caller Well, I haven't really talked to them about it. I don't think they would though. Yeah.

1:01:38 Drew There gotta be better things to be spending your time doing at the moment.

1:01:40 Adam Slap in the face.

1:01:41 Caller Yeah, well, I don't really think about it that much.

1:01:43 Caller I was just wondering if...

1:01:44 Adam It's possible. What if they went to a sperm bank and used a sperm?

1:01:50 Caller Yeah.

1:01:51 Adam Would you need to find the person who donated the sperm?

1:01:53 Caller No, I don't think about that.

1:01:55 Adam Why not? Same logic.

1:01:56 Caller Okay.

1:01:57 Adam Same logic.

1:01:58 Caller Yeah.

1:01:59 Adam When did your mom give you up for adoption?

1:02:01 Caller Oh, I was a baby.

1:02:02 Caller I was...

1:02:02 Caller All right.

1:02:03 Adam Same thing. So what if someone had just taken random sperm and mated it with a random egg? Would you need to find those people?

1:02:10 Caller No.

1:02:11 Adam No.

1:02:11 Caller I know what you're saying.

1:02:12 Adam All right. There you go.

1:02:13 Caller Make me feel stupid. I don't. No, no.

1:02:15 Adam No, I don't want to make you feel stupid. But what I mean is like you go get a dog from the pound. Does the dog need to find the bitch that hatched her in the alley?

1:02:23 Caller No.

1:02:24 Adam Or can't your dog just be happy with who's raising it?

1:02:27 Caller Yeah.

1:02:27 Drew Okay.

1:02:28 Adam Thank you.

1:02:29 Drew Again, it's... You understand that it has nothing to do with you.

1:02:34 Adam Your dog doesn't care where it comes from.

1:02:35 Drew It has nothing to do with you. Everything about you is in relation to your adopted parents. That's who you are.

1:02:40 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:02:41 Caller But yeah, I totally know what you're saying.

1:02:44 Caller And that's what I feel too. But I was just wondering if I ever wanted to do that.

1:02:47 Caller If it's possible.

1:02:48 Drew Yeah, of course it's possible.

1:02:49 Caller And even though the place is shut down, how would I...

1:02:52 Drew I don't know how you would, but with information available, the way it is, you get to see detectives and things.

1:02:56 Caller Okay.

1:02:57 Adam All right, now, don't become obsessed with this.

1:03:01 Caller Oh, I'm not.

1:03:01 Adam It means other things aren't going well in life.

1:03:03 Caller Okay.

1:03:04 Adam And look at these kids that are adopted. To me, you know, that means your parents wanted you. Like, I don't really get the feeling my parents wanted me. I know it sounds like a horrible thing to say. They're not bad. They're not really bad people.

1:03:19 Drew They just didn't want you.

1:03:21 Caller They didn't deserve you at all.

1:03:24 Adam That's right. It was the only time in history where nobility was born into a family of peasants. Do you hear me? Here's what I'm saying. My parents had their problems. They didn't have any money. They broke up shortly thereafter. I was born and my sister were born. I'm sure they wanted us four days out of the week, maybe. You know what I mean? They didn't act like it, really. I mean, they were decent people. They did the best they could with what they had. But a lot of people, you know, a lot of friends you have. That brother, you know, you know these guys where they got a brother and a sister that are 11 years older than they are. They weren't planned. You know what I'm saying? It was the 60s. They didn't have a, you know, people didn't get abortions so freely back then, so on and so forth. I mean, what percentage, what percentage of the population is wanted was actually planned on? You didn't want triplets.

1:04:30 Drew No, we didn't. No, we were both.

1:04:36 Adam You wanted one kid. You got a brood.

1:04:38 Drew It was better to throw that crap again.

1:04:43 Adam Very good spin. Good spin. Write down a letter and send it to yourself.

1:04:48 Drew It wasn't VTRO. It's a pain in the ass. You won't go through that again.

1:04:51 Adam Here's my point.

1:04:52 Caller What? Can't you pick how many kids you want?

1:04:57 Drew No, no, no, no. More so now than then. They'd implanted five and you had about a 20% chance of getting one and a 1% chance of getting three. We hit the jackpot. And then that's it. This is what you get.

1:05:11 Adam Jackpot is a very good term for what you were doing in order to get those kids. Jacked off in a pot, right?

1:05:20 Drew And it was considered a jackpot.

1:05:22 Adam Right. Here's my point. Here's my point. You didn't want those three kids. You wanted like one and a half, maybe two. A lot of kids aren't wanted. But when you're adopted, you're wanted. Yeah. You know you're wanted. And like I said, I don't want to make too big a deal out of this. People slip up. They get pregnant when they don't want to be pregnant. They love their kids anyway. That's fine. I totally accept that. But your parents are saying, we want you. We're going through great time, great expense, great effort to get you. And now what you're saying to them is, I gotta go find the chick I fell out of 17 years earlier. It's a slap in the face. How dare you? How dare you adoptive kids go out and look for your biological parents?

1:06:05 Drew We have to call her.

1:06:06 Adam Oh, we do? I was on such a jag. I always feel like I'm running late on time when I'm on a roll. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

1:06:12 Drew Usually you are.

1:06:14 Adam Brady or Brandy?

1:06:15 Caller Yeah.

1:06:15 Adam You're 25. What's up? Yeah.

1:06:17 Caller Well, see, I was with this guy and he went to prison and I left and then he got with my sister. My sister's in prison now and fixing to get out of prison and me and him are together. And what am I supposed to do when she gets home?

1:06:38 Adam She's fixing to get out?

1:06:40 Caller She'll be out on like the 9th of December.

1:06:43 Adam I see. What's she... Well, just for fun, what's he in for?

1:06:49 Caller Fighting.

1:06:51 Adam Fighting?

1:06:51 Caller He's not in there anymore. He's out now. He's been out for almost a year now.

1:06:55 Adam I see.

1:06:56 Drew Fighting and killing?

1:06:57 Caller No, just fighting.

1:06:58 Adam Fighting and stabbing?

1:07:00 Caller Yeah. Yeah. Just beating up somebody pretty bad, that's all.

1:07:04 Adam With a knife?

1:07:05 Caller No, no, with a pipe, a lead pipe.

1:07:10 Adam We're talking about attempted murder, not fighting.

1:07:12 Caller No, they just got him for assault, so.

1:07:16 Adam With a deadly weapon?

1:07:17 Caller Yeah, assault with deadly weapon, yeah.

1:07:19 Adam All you screwed up people?

1:07:21 Drew Is that different than attempted murder?

1:07:22 Caller Assault with a lead pipe?

1:07:23 Adam I guess I don't know. What was the situation? Did he know the guy?

1:07:28 Caller Do I know him?

1:07:29 Adam No, did he know the guy he beat with the pipe?

1:07:31 Caller Yeah.

1:07:32 Adam All right. Even worse. Premeditated. Yes. How long did he do for fighting?

1:07:38 Caller Two years.

1:07:39 Adam Why don't you just call it scrapping? Just call it scrapping from now on. He got out. I'm sure he had some priors, right?

1:07:47 Caller No.

1:07:47 Adam No priors.

1:07:48 Caller No priors.

1:07:49 Adam Just the one time he went after the guy with the pipe?

1:07:51 Caller Yeah.

1:07:52 Adam Nothing before that?

1:07:53 Caller Nothing before that.

1:07:54 Drew Was he on speed when he did that? Was he doing speed when he did that?

1:07:58 Caller No.

1:07:59 Drew What was he doing?

1:08:00 Caller Nothing.

1:08:01 Adam Oh, please.

1:08:02 Caller He was in love.

1:08:03 Adam In love with what? Me. Oh, how dare you. What drugs does he do?

1:08:08 Caller Do what?

1:08:08 Caller What drugs does he do?

1:08:09 Adam Yes.

1:08:10 Caller He smokes weed.

1:08:11 Adam What else?

1:08:12 Caller Nothing. He drinks.

1:08:13 Caller So do I.

1:08:14 Adam What about the speed?

1:08:15 Drew No.

1:08:15 Caller That could be alcohol.

1:08:16 Caller No.

1:08:18 Drew That's not pop.

1:08:19 Caller That's alcohol.

1:08:19 Adam All right. You Mongrels don't have any kids, do you?

1:08:23 Caller Yeah.

1:08:23 Caller Me and him have one. I have five kids total.

1:08:26 Adam Five kids total? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you what would be better for those kids.

1:08:34 Caller What?

1:08:34 Adam If you took the five kids, Uh-huh, you strapped them to a telephone pole, hoisted them to the top and relied on the wind to feed them and nurture them.

1:08:45 Caller Well, I only have one of them.

1:08:47 Caller I only have the youngest one with me.

1:08:48 Drew Where are the other four?

1:08:50 Caller With their dad.

1:08:52 Adam All right. Has the state tried to intervene and sterilize you?

1:08:56 Caller Yeah, they did that.

1:08:57 Adam They did do that?

1:08:58 Caller Yes, they did. Oh, good.

1:08:59 Drew Who did that?

1:09:01 Caller Who did that? The doctor.

1:09:02 Drew You had to ask for it, though, right?

1:09:04 Caller Yeah, I asked for it.

1:09:05 Adam Well, where's the man on this one?

1:09:08 Caller I think he's living there in the kitchen.

1:09:10 Adam No, not that man. Hold on a second. I got to yell something. I got to yell for a minute here for a second. I want to put a goddamn garage on my own goddamn property. I got to head down to City Hall and blow half the staffers and then make an appointment for the other group that were taking a sick day. I got to pay at the wazoo and blow everyone else up. Blow. I have to get down on my knees. They now have a hole in the front of the information booth that the person who works at the booth can put their penis through. I can get down. And to give them credit, they started, they put a little, put a little gardening pad down there that I could get down on so I wouldn't ruin my trousers. Yeah. And just start blowing. And they put a splatoon next to it. I gotta, I gotta blow and reach around and finger the anus of everyone in LA. County if I want a goddamn permit to build my own goddamn property. But you want to hatch out five kids, more kids than you got teeth. And there is not anything anyone can tell you about it. You know why? It is your right. It's your right, your God given right.

1:10:25 Drew To screw other people up.

1:10:27 Adam Yeah, it's your right. It's your right to feed the welfare system. It's your right to feed the prison system. It's your right to hatch a bunch of drug addicts and a bunch of criminals. Jesus Christ, I mean nuts.

1:10:43 Drew Let's take a break, compose ourselves and go back to her.

1:10:46 Adam No, how dare you? Brandi?

1:10:50 Caller Yeah.

1:10:51 Adam Why do you only have one kid in the four with the other guy?

1:10:54 Caller Because that's the way it worked out.

1:10:58 Adam Oh, okay. Well, that's clear. I see.

1:11:00 Caller The first ones have the same dad and then the last ones have different.

1:11:05 Adam Last ones?

1:11:06 Drew You just let your kids go? No big deal?

1:11:09 Caller No, just the way circumstances worked out.

1:11:12 Drew So you just let your kids go? No big deal?

1:11:13 Caller No, I didn't just let them go. It didn't work like that.

1:11:16 Adam What happened?

1:11:17 Caller They were taken.

1:11:18 Adam The court got involved there?

1:11:20 Drew Yeah. Why were they taken?

1:11:22 Caller Because I was...

1:11:24 Adam All right. Oh, with the F word there, Brandy. All right, hold on a second, Brandy.

1:11:28 Drew But that was fairly expressive and accurate.

1:11:31 Adam She was effed up. Brandy, we're going to take a break. I'm going to turn your life around when we come back.

1:11:36 Caller Okay.

1:11:37 Caller All right?

1:11:38 Adam But not 360 because that's right at the back where you are. I'm going 180.

1:11:44 Caller Okay.

1:11:45 Adam And I'm going to kick you in the ass and head you toward Canada.

1:11:48 Caller Okay.

1:11:48 Adam You go over there and pollute that country.

1:11:51 Caller All right.

1:11:52 Adam Please. We have a serious problem here. Let's not make light of it with the banjo music. That is Dr. Drew over there, Everclear and Carmen Electra. We'll be in here also, Ray Miller from Dark Angel.

1:12:46 Drew Valerie Ray Miller.

1:12:48 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that part. Valerie Ray Miller is gonna be in here from Dark Angel. I assume a big fan. Yeah. Tomorrow night. And let's get back to Brandi. All right, Brandi, so everything's a mess over here. Now here's the big question, Brandi. What? So, Brandi, you got five kids. Your boyfriend was in prison. He's out now. Your sister, who was with your boyfriend at some point, is now in prison and she's fixing to get out on December 9th.

1:13:23 Caller Yeah.

1:13:23 Adam Right. And what's your boyfriend now? He hasn't been back to the Poki for over a year now, right?

1:13:31 Caller Right.

1:13:31 Adam And what is he doing now? Some form of construction?

1:13:36 Caller He does, I don't know, something with like rain gutters and coolers and stuff like that.

1:13:41 Adam Rain gutters and coolers?

1:13:43 Caller Yeah. I don't know what the name of the place is called.

1:13:48 Adam So he's doing roofing maybe?

1:13:50 Caller No.

1:13:53 Caller It's like a metal, it's King's Metal Shop or something like that.

1:13:56 Adam Oh, there's a little metal fabricating.

1:13:58 Caller Yeah.

1:13:58 Adam This guy works in a metal shop.

1:14:01 Caller Yeah.

1:14:01 Adam He not only works with metal, he's like the Tin Man.

1:14:05 Caller Yeah.

1:14:05 Adam You know all my theories about guys who work with metal.

1:14:08 Drew I'm seeing them come true every night.

1:14:09 Adam Hold on a second.

1:14:10 Drew Magically. Drew. You've never been wrong in that one.

1:14:13 Adam I make a lot of allegations on this show, a lot of statements, a lot of things that people think are way out there, almost bizarre. I'm a heretic, I'm a racist, I'm everything, right? How much of the stuff I say is true though?

1:14:30 Drew Accurate.

1:14:31 Adam Accurate. How much? How much?

1:14:33 Drew Fair enough.

1:14:34 Adam Yeah.

1:14:35 Drew This one is 100 percent.

1:14:37 Adam The metal?

1:14:37 Drew You never miss on metal.

1:14:39 Adam Brandy? All right. So you're not going to have any more kids. No. And your sister's getting out of prison. And your four other kids are with whoever the guy was. Or is. What's he doing to them?

1:14:55 Caller What? The guy that has my other kids?

1:14:57 Adam Yeah.

1:14:57 Caller Taking care of them?

1:14:58 Adam He is.

1:14:59 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:14:59 Adam Is he an alcoholic?

1:15:01 Caller No.

1:15:01 Adam You sure?

1:15:02 Caller Yes.

1:15:02 Adam Is he an abuser in any way?

1:15:04 Caller Well, he was to me, but the kids, no.

1:15:07 Adam I'm sure. Yeah. He's a dick fan patent to the kids.

1:15:11 Caller Yeah.

1:15:11 Adam Yeah. You, he smacked the S out of, but to the kids, he's Bill Cosby.

1:15:17 Caller Yeah.

1:15:17 Caller Sure.

1:15:18 Caller Pretty much.

1:15:19 Caller Yeah.

1:15:19 Adam That's the way it works. I'm sure he's loving them good. And you're a person, the kid you have with you, how old is that kid?

1:15:28 Caller Um, 10 months.

1:15:29 Adam 10 months. And boy or girl?

1:15:32 Caller Girl.

1:15:32 Adam Oh, good. Thank God. More strippers. And, uh, are you off the substances? Doesn't sound like it.

1:15:39 Caller No, no, no, no.

1:15:40 Adam No. How about you? Can you sober yourself up?

1:15:44 Caller Yeah.

1:15:45 Adam Why don't you do that?

1:15:46 Caller Uh, I am.

1:15:47 Drew No, go to AAA. Go to a program. Do you have a sponsor? No.

1:15:52 Caller Yes, I do.

1:15:53 Adam No, you don't.

1:15:53 Drew What step, what step you on?

1:15:55 Caller Do what?

1:15:56 Drew What step you on?

1:15:57 Caller Oh, I did those a long time ago, like two years ago.

1:16:01 Drew And you're still working with your sponsor?

1:16:04 Caller Sometimes.

1:16:04 Drew Same sponsor?

1:16:06 Caller Mary Hall.

1:16:07 Drew Same sponsor you had when you did the step work?

1:16:10 Caller Yeah.

1:16:11 Drew And who are you sponsoring now?

1:16:12 Adam Oh, you're talking about the Mary Hall?

1:16:15 Caller Yeah.

1:16:15 Drew Who's that?

1:16:16 Adam Yeah, she does good work.

1:16:17 Drew Who's that?

1:16:18 Adam Shannon Littleton, fantastic, fantastic individual. I have no idea. Listen, hold on. You know when you talk to a kid, Drew? Yeah. And a kid comes in like he's four and he tugs on your sleeve and he says, Mikey, momma, momma. And you go, Mikey, Mikey, momma. And you start examining the conversation. Turns out Mikey is some kid he goes to school with you've never heard of before. Because that's how your mind works when you're four. That's how your mind works when you're 25, by the way. Mary Hall, fantastic individual. She's got a spotless whacker. Are you sober now, Brandy? Not this second, I mean in general. When's the last time you had a drink? About 10 months ago. I thought you did the steps two years ago.

1:17:11 Drew You got to redo your first step and get focused back on your program.

1:17:13 Caller Why do I have to redo my first step when I was celebrating having a kid?

1:17:18 Drew Okay.

1:17:19 Adam You're celebrating having a kid with a drink.

1:17:22 Caller Yeah. How ironic.

1:17:24 Drew That's not recovery, Brandy. That's not recovery.

1:17:27 Adam Hey, Brandy, what happened to you growing up, seriously?

1:17:30 Caller Nothing.

1:17:30 Adam Seriously?

1:17:31 Caller Nothing.

1:17:31 Adam Who did something to you?

1:17:33 Caller No.

1:17:33 Adam What happened to you?

1:17:34 Caller Nothing.

1:17:34 Adam Where's your daddy?

1:17:36 Caller At home.

1:17:37 Adam Does he love you?

1:17:38 Caller Yes.

1:17:38 Adam What happened to you then?

1:17:40 Caller Nothing.

1:17:41 Adam Why did you go so horribly wrong?

1:17:42 Caller I didn't.

1:17:43 Adam Did you get dropped on your head?

1:17:45 Caller Yeah, my aunt dropped me on my head a couple of times.

1:17:47 Adam Really?

1:17:47 Caller Yeah.

1:17:48 Adam Do you think you have some brain damage?

1:17:49 Caller No.

1:17:50 Adam You sure?

1:17:51 Caller Yes, I'm sure.

1:17:52 Adam How do you know you got dropped on your head?

1:17:54 Caller Because they told me that. They got pictures of it.

1:17:57 Adam You being dropped on your head?

1:17:58 Caller Yes.

1:17:59 Adam Hey, uh, hold on. Hank, grab the Polaroid. I'll go drop her on her head. All right, get down on one knee. Oh, okay. I see the light. Oh, the light. Well, the light should be behind... It should be behind you, right, Hank? Okay, turn around. Oh, you come change place with me. Well, not over the carpet, you dang fool! It's padded! Now, do it over the linoleum. It's running a nice slab there. Okay, you ready? Hank, can you get... Is there a head in the picture? The last time we dropped her on her head, you didn't get a shot of that.

1:18:34 Caller Are you ready?

1:18:35 Adam Now, don't screw it up this time.

1:18:37 Drew She reminds me of a feral child. Like she was raised, you know, like run free in the woods.

1:18:41 Adam Yeah, I know. I can't get enough of Brandy. Brandy?

1:18:44 Caller Yeah.

1:18:44 Adam All right, baby. Now, listen, so no more kids. We know that.

1:18:47 Caller Yeah.

1:18:47 Adam And no more drinking. And what about this guy who works in the metal shop?

1:18:51 Caller What about him?

1:18:52 Adam How much boozing is he doing?

1:18:53 Caller He's not doing none.

1:18:54 Adam Huh?

1:18:54 Caller He doesn't do none.

1:18:55 Drew He smokes pot.

1:18:56 Caller Yeah.

1:18:57 Adam Yeah. All right. Hey, Brandy?

1:19:00 Caller What?

1:19:00 Adam Don't screw up this little girl of yours, please.

1:19:02 Caller I don't plan on it.

1:19:03 Adam Please be a good mother.

1:19:05 Drew If you were drinking, you were screwing her up.

1:19:08 Caller I haven't done it in 10 months now. And when I did, it was only just a little bit.

1:19:14 Caller Yes, don't.

1:19:15 Adam Oh, she's smoking pot.

1:19:18 Caller I'm not even not right now.

1:19:19 Adam Yeah. Not right now.

1:19:22 Drew With a second.

1:19:23 Adam Hey, Brandy, seriously, get into your sobriety, would you? For your kid, please. Yeah. Come on. For your kid. For your kid. All right. All right.

1:19:35 Drew That's all that's important right now.

1:19:36 Adam All right. And forget about your sister.

1:19:39 Caller I can't forget about my sister, because she's my sister and she's bigger than me.

1:19:43 Adam What's she going to do, beat you up when she gets out of jail?

1:19:47 Caller She might want to rip my head off.

1:19:48 Adam All right. All right. Listen, what did they do? Did they tie your tubes?

1:19:53 Caller Yeah.

1:19:54 Adam That's all I care about.

1:19:55 Caller Yeah.

1:19:56 Adam Please take care of that kid. Would you please?

1:19:58 Caller Oh, I do very much so.

1:20:00 Adam All right.

1:20:00 Caller All right. Good luck.

1:20:04 Adam That's a wonderful, wonderful lady. Dynamite, dynamite, lady. Dynamite individual. I'd like to get to know that family a little better.

1:20:11 Caller Let's go from there.

1:20:13 Drew What do you think? Cranberry sauce?

1:20:15 Adam I bet even they make fresh cranberry sauce. I really do. Brandy? Huh? For Thanksgiving. Cranberry sauce. Where do you get that cranberry sauce?

1:20:26 Caller I don't know.

1:20:28 Caller At the store.

1:20:30 Adam Well, did you make Thanksgiving dinner this year?

1:20:33 Caller My mom did.

1:20:34 Adam Uh-huh. Did she make fresh cranberry sauce or? Used the canned stuff.

1:20:39 Caller Yeah.

1:20:39 Adam All right. Thank you. All right. Everyone who eats canned cranberry sauce, Brandy, that's Brandy, everybody. That is your soulmate. Soulmates. Do you understand? That's Brandy. That's you. You picture Brandy opening that can of cranberries with that, with that family of felons she lives with. That's what you do. You feel good about that now, you idiots? There you go. Spokesperson for the Canned Cranberry Association.

1:21:09 Drew Nice.

1:21:10 Adam There you go. Ashley?

1:21:12 Caller Yeah.

1:21:12 Adam You're 14.

1:21:13 Caller Yeah.

1:21:14 Adam What's up?

1:21:16 Caller Like, the weekend before Thanksgiving, I had a cousin of mine come spend the night with me from Palm Desert, and my cousin that lives in the area that I live in California, he's like six months younger than me, and I thought it would be nice if he spent the night at my house with my other cousin because they don't get to see each other that often. Well, we all camped out in my living room, and she was on the couch, and then we were laying on the floor together, and then we talked for a long time, like all of us together, and then I was like, oh, I'm going to go to sleep. So I go to sleep, and then he says, Ashley, and I'm like, what, and then he's like, oh, okay. And it started out, the whole thing was just rubbing my back and my arm, and then-

1:22:12 Drew How old is he? 13?

1:22:13 Adam He's nine.

1:22:14 Caller No, he's six months younger than me, so he's like 14, because I'm going to turn 15 in December.

1:22:20 Drew Oh boy.

1:22:21 Caller Yeah. So anyhow, I told him I was going to go to sleep, so I tried to go to sleep, and then his hand goes under my shirt, and just starts to rub my back underneath my shirt.

1:22:36 Drew Did you tell him to stop?

1:22:38 Caller I didn't say anything, because I was really shocked, and it went further than that, too. There was like groping my breasts and like going down my shorts.

1:22:52 Adam Let me ask you this real fast, Ashley. I know you had a hard time with your cousin, but we get this answer a lot. I was shocked. I couldn't do anything. But since when does shocked equal not being able to react?

1:23:07 Drew Coralysis.

1:23:08 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm crossing the street, a van comes screeching around the corner. I'm shocked. Yes, I'm shocked for a half a pigeon's heartbeat. And then I'm diving out of the way. I'm not so shocked that I stand there for a long enough period of time for the van to actually run me over.

1:23:26 Drew Why didn't you get up and walk out of the room?

1:23:28 Caller I thought about it, but I just thought if I didn't say anything, maybe it would stop because I don't really like to confront people.

1:23:36 Adam Yeah. Where were these girls when I was in high school? The attrition women. Eventually he'll run out of energy and stop raping me.

1:23:43 Caller Yeah.

1:23:44 Adam So what happened? Anything ever happened to you?

1:23:47 Caller Well, it stopped.

1:23:49 Drew No, no, no. Before this.

1:23:50 Adam Anyone ever do anything to you?

1:23:52 Caller Well, my mom's ex-boyfriend, there was a couple of incidences where he would walk in on me in the shower. Yeah. Then there was staring and stuff. But I'm not sure if there was any physical things with the ex-boyfriend.

1:24:12 Adam When I'm in charge, I'll only give your mother and this guy.

1:24:16 Drew Whipping.

1:24:16 Adam A light whipping.

1:24:17 Drew Cat-of-nine-tails.

1:24:19 Adam Light beating. Yeah. Light beating for bringing this wonderful individual home to a stare at you on the shower.

1:24:24 Drew And that's the point. The guy that's going to stare at the nine-year-old is also going to be doing other sorts of inappropriate things. It'll make you feel powerless.

1:24:32 Adam How old were you when you were in the shower?

1:24:34 Caller Well, it started when I was like 12 or 13. And then we moved back to California and then we moved back to the South.

1:24:42 Drew All right. Well, listen, you've got to break this cycle of victimization. You can't let guys do things to you. You don't want done. I don't care who they are.

1:24:50 Adam Your impulse is right. You just got to follow it.

1:24:53 Drew Doesn't matter how much you like them, how much you respect them, how much you hope to maintain a quality relationship with them, they are victimizing you and you just leave. You don't be alone with people like this and you get the hell out of there if anybody does anything to you. You don't want done.

1:25:07 Caller Okay.

1:25:07 Drew That's it.

1:25:08 Caller Do you know what I should do? Because my cousin and I, we go to the same high school.

1:25:14 Adam Yeah.

1:25:14 Caller And do you know if I should say anything to him?

1:25:17 Adam Yeah. Listen, Ashley. Stay away from him. Just kind of avoid him and avoid those situations. I would make a big deal out of it. He's a horny 14 year old. He comes from your family. He's a little screwy. Just sort of avoid it.

1:25:35 Caller You're all right.

1:25:36 Adam You know, you're fine.

1:25:39 Caller Okay.

1:25:40 Adam Your husband will pay for this, but you're fine for now.

1:25:44 Caller All right.

1:25:44 Adam Just don't let it happen again. And here's how you don't let it happen. Don't get into those situations.

1:25:50 Drew Right. Don't be along with these guys.

1:25:51 Caller Right.

1:25:52 Adam No more camp outs.

1:25:53 Caller No, sir. I'm not.

1:25:54 Adam All right. Take care of yourself. You're fine. You can't even camp in your own living room without being raped. Do you realize that? Yeah.

1:26:00 Drew It's just the word camping. If you're camping in your bedroom.

1:26:04 Adam You know, it's going to be great. Your kids are going to want to go camping soon.

1:26:07 Drew I'm going to shriek. No.

1:26:08 Adam You're going to say screaming and they're going to be going, listen, it's with the girl scouts and we're going up there. We got to get our mirror ready.

1:26:15 Caller No.

1:26:16 Drew I'm going with like night vision.

1:26:18 Adam I'm going. Yeah.

1:26:19 Drew You know, like infrared material.

1:26:21 Adam Infrared goggles. Radar. And the 30-06 with the 50 to 1 scope on it. I'll be on top of the mountain. Kid gets up to take a leak at two in the morning. Warning shot on a tree next to him. He scurries back into the bag. Drew up there with the face paint on. Looking like one of those army commercials where the rangers, I like how they repel down a helicopter into a swamp and crawl around. The only thing that's missing from every one of those army commercials, the enemy. Everything but the enemy.

1:26:59 Drew Or any sort of danger.

1:27:01 Adam Yeah, it's like, oh, oh, 400 hours, we're up, oh, 450, we're repelling down a helicopter, oh, 500, we're going through a swamp. Army Reserve exercise.

1:27:13 Caller Your unit must locate a new water supply for a small town.

1:27:17 Adam Wait a minute.

1:27:17 Caller Two hours' water from a lake is treated and made safe to drink. On Saturday, you learn to handle pressure in the Army Reserve. So on Monday, it's easy back at college to handle a certain biology professor.

1:27:28 Adam I see.

1:27:28 Drew Army is about finding water supplies. That's what military is for. Okay, I get it now.

1:27:35 Caller Yeah.

1:27:36 Drew And sometimes irrigation for crops.

1:27:38 Adam Yeah. It's not like the old army commercials. Oh, 900 hours blew up a gook village. Oh, 1100 hours smoke weed out of a human skull. Well, yeah, I like the old ones. They were more truthful. The armies were not the chipmunks who are out looking for water. All right, we'll be back.

1:28:26 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:45 Adam Hey, I'm too tired. Loveline, I'm Adam. There's Drew over there.

1:28:52 Caller Boy.

1:28:53 Drew No.

1:28:54 Adam No. But I do like, I was sitting around bored today, about eight o'clock in the evening. Looking forward to doing the radio.

1:29:03 Drew Yeah.

1:29:04 Adam Looking forward to it. Yeah. I like this job. And I can't say that about many jobs.

1:29:11 Drew There is nothing like this job.

1:29:13 Adam There is nothing. I really made it a utopia for you, Drew. Thanks.

1:29:17 Drew Yeah, I know. Thank you. I want to thank you for that.

1:29:20 Caller Yeah.

1:29:20 Drew I appreciate it. And I'm gonna get around to that birthday present one of these days.

1:29:24 Adam Sean? Yeah.

1:29:25 Caller Yeah.

1:29:25 Adam I gotta get that foam dispenser from you.

1:29:28 Drew Do not get me a Christmas present. Can we have an agreement? Hold on.

1:29:32 Adam Done and done.

1:29:34 Drew And can we have an agreement we just don't buy each other presents?

1:29:37 Adam I think there's an unspoken agreement that we don't buy each other presents. Although I did, I gave you the gift that keeps giving. Yeah.

1:29:45 Drew I know.

1:29:45 Adam The tint on the car.

1:29:46 Drew And I owe you big for that.

1:29:47 Adam Is that for your birthday?

1:29:48 Caller Yeah.

1:29:49 Adam Yeah. See, that's a gift. But I know every day that gives you every day, every day. John.

1:29:54 Caller Yeah.

1:29:55 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:29:56 Caller Oh, I have a question. My girlfriend, her orgasms, it's like they'll start off really good. And then all of a sudden she just becomes in serious pain.

1:30:06 Drew Where's the pain?

1:30:08 Caller It's in her, like, the way she describes it, it's like going towards the upper front of her. I guess it'd be her uterus or.

1:30:17 Drew I can't. It's in her pelvis. It's in her abdomen.

1:30:19 Caller Correct. Well, I apologize. I'm not that familiar. Um, it's just, I mean, she'd be perfectly fine. But it's like as soon as she gets into the orgasm, she like tends to tense up. And then, I mean, she'll end up like curling up into a ball.

1:30:31 Drew Is that during intercourse or?

1:30:32 Caller Correct.

1:30:33 Drew During intercourse she has this?

1:30:34 Caller Um, she's gone to see a doctor a few times and they said that they can't find anything wrong with her.

1:30:38 Drew No endometriosis, anything like that?

1:30:40 Caller Um, no, not that I'm aware of.

1:30:42 Drew Shiny medication?

1:30:43 Adam But John, it's got to feel good to really hurt a woman with your penis that way, doesn't it?

1:30:46 Caller Oh, I'm not, you know, denying it, but.

1:30:49 Adam Sure.

1:30:50 Drew Oh my God. I'm men are sick.

1:30:51 Adam Sure. The pride a man takes to see his woman doubled over from an orgasm he gave her.

1:30:55 Drew Oh my God.

1:30:56 Adam I mean, it's no different than a hockey player putting a guy up against the boards and seeing him just slide down into a fetal fetal position on the ice. Right.

1:31:06 Drew You don't really want to hurt him, but you don't want to end the guy's career.

1:31:09 Adam But you wouldn't mind him seeing him, seeing him, you know, skating over the bench, hold this forum or something. Right. Yeah.

1:31:16 Drew Is she on medication?

1:31:19 Caller No, she was on doxycycline for a while, but she ended up getting some bad side effects to it.

1:31:24 Drew What was she on that for?

1:31:26 Caller I can't remember exactly what it was for. I believe that that's what they had prescribed her for that.

1:31:31 Caller For what?

1:31:32 Caller For her pain. For the pain.

1:31:33 Drew Well, that's prescribed for pelvic inflammatory disease and tubal infections, that kind of thing. So we're thinking there might be some infection there. So, hmm, interesting. She ought to keep pursuing this. Things like a laparoscopy may be necessary. I bet this is something like endometriosis.

1:31:49 Adam Why from the orgasm?

1:31:51 Drew Well, there's contracture of the muscles down.

1:31:53 Adam Yeah, and the orgasm is when you're done, and now it's time for the pain to set in.

1:31:58 Drew Yeah, but things move around.

1:31:59 Adam Oh, really?

1:32:00 Drew Pelvic organs move around.

1:32:01 Adam What about the adrenaline? I mean, like I remember, like any athlete will tell you, you're playing football or whatever, you get banged around a lot, you don't feel a thing. I mean, unless something breaks or comes dislocated. And then at the end of the game, the next day you wake up in the morning, you see these bruises and welts on you.

1:32:19 Drew Yeah, but she's not forgiving it after she's getting it, she builds into it. It sounds like some sort of spasm in the irritation area, endometriosis is what comes to mind.

1:32:26 Adam I got a quick question for John though. Hey John?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah.

1:32:30 Adam What if she stopped right before the orgasm? You think she'd still have this pain?

1:32:34 Caller Um, actually every once in a while she says that there is a spot that will hit and it'll just throw it completely off. And I mean, that's also a surgery. I'm not sure if it's the same pain or if it's just something similar.

1:32:42 Drew She needs to keep working this up. Laparoscopy in her future, I think.

1:32:46 Adam Cleo? The caller goes by the name of Cleo. Cleo with the 17 and the nipple rings. That just sounds like a totally dead line.

1:33:03 Caller Yes.

1:33:03 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:33:05 Caller Okay. Um, Dr. Drew, I watched your Sextra segment on the Extra. I was wondering if you could give me some relationship advice.

1:33:14 Adam Sextra, Sextra, Sextra. Where were you there, Drew?

1:33:18 Caller I don't know.

1:33:19 Drew I wasn't what I did today.

1:33:20 Adam What was the special? What was it?

1:33:22 Caller You gave about three guys some dating advice or something like that.

1:33:26 Caller So, genius.

1:33:27 Caller Anyways, I have...

1:33:28 Adam I would have caught that, but there's, well, there's three other stations I got to watch.

1:33:32 Drew And napping.

1:33:33 Caller It was really good. I was like, wow.

1:33:35 Drew Thank you, Abigail.

1:33:36 Caller And so anyways, I haven't had a boyfriend for like seven years. And I'm kind of thinking that's like a long time. And I've dated in between this whole time, and I never get to go farther than a month with a guy.

1:33:51 Caller Like, what happens?

1:33:52 Caller Stop calling me.

1:33:53 Drew He'll stop calling. We're going to do a segment coming up where it's like people can't get past the first couple of dates. You know, why people stop.

1:34:00 Adam Can't get past. And Robert Downey Jr.'s Gardner interviewed explosive Nax.

1:34:07 Caller And I mean, everything goes really, really good. And, you know, I.

1:34:11 Drew What do you think it is?

1:34:12 Caller I'm sorry.

1:34:13 Drew What do you think it is?

1:34:15 Caller Sometimes I think either they have a girlfriend that kind of like maybe like I'm just a rebound. Or sometimes I think maybe they could be intimidated by me. Why?

1:34:27 Drew Just forget that.

1:34:27 Caller Yeah. Just because I'm kind of like I'm very independent. And for a while I wasn't I guess you could say I was lived I lived in San Diego and I'm back here in Los Angeles. And sometimes I would date guys and I tell them that you know, I was I meet him here in LA or whatever.

1:34:50 Drew The only variable in this that's constant is you. And so it's either the kind of guys you're choosing or the way you conduct yourself in these relationships.

1:34:57 Adam It's all you.

1:34:58 Drew Yeah, it's you.

1:34:59 Adam Listen, guys aren't intimidated by someone who's independent.

1:35:02 Drew No, they like that.

1:35:03 Adam Yeah, you wish your wife get out of the house every once in a while.

1:35:06 Drew Unless you chose a guy that is. So you gotta be careful about the guys you choose. You've gotta be clearer about who you are and what the relationship is. You've gotta put yourself into it a little bit more. Keep getting out there. I suspect you're avoiding this for some reason. You're sabotaging somehow. And you gotta figure out what that is.

1:35:21 Adam Start drinking them wine coolers. We'll be back.

1:35:23 Drew Adam said.

1:36:04 Adam All righty there, kids, kids, Valerie Ray from Dark Angel. Very big show, very popular with the kids.

1:36:11 Drew And Everclear and then Carmen Electra.

1:36:14 Adam Very big week still in store here on Loveline. Until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:22 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

1:36:37 Adam Warning.

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