Episode 1000754886973

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10 Voiceover Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam And yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, facts number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. All right, earning his money, everybody. That's right.

1:34 Drew See what you're gonna do.

1:35 Adam One syllable for every 700 sentences. I get paid the same goddamn amount.

1:41 Drew If I speak up, don't you smell a joke coming? Quiet down, quiet down.

1:45 Adam How dare you try to steal my thunder? In front of the band. Mike, Joe and Chester are all here from Linkin Park. This is a band that impressed Dr. Drew and Lester.

1:54 Drew And you.

1:55 Adam And me.

1:56 Drew Yeah.

1:56 Adam Well, I'm saying I'm easily impressed. But with you, unless there's a fat chick in a Viking helmet and a chest plate, singing, you're not easily impressed.

2:05 Drew That's true. And that's exactly what we bring to the table. Yeah. That describes the band.

2:12 Adam We we happen to see Linkin Park when the Mother Station, K-Rock out here was doing the Fantabulous Acoustic Christmas. And we don't usually see too many bands, but we always see the band before the next band that we have to announce.

2:28 Drew Right.

2:28 Adam Because they always get us out there too early. And then we stand around and watch the bands, pretty much the full set of the band before we bring the next band down.

2:37 Drew And usually we stand there and complain about the band.

2:39 Adam That's right. Yes, we sound like the old guys from The Muppets. These kids, what are they listening to? This is noise. This is not music. I can't tap my foot to this.

2:51 Drew What's coming next? Oh, my God.

2:53 Adam Speak into the horn. I can't hear you. But Linkin Park was up and Drew and I and myself were very, very impressed.

3:03 We really, we really enjoyed it.

3:04 Linkin Park Thank you very much. We do appreciate that.

3:07 Adam Yeah, Drew.

3:08 Linkin Park I'm going to cry now.

3:08 Adam And this, this wasn't we didn't know you guys were coming on the show or anything. Drew just kept looking at me going, hey, these guys are really good.

3:14 Drew I said this, I said this, this is not what I said. Isn't this what those other bands are supposed to be?

3:19 Yes, you did say that.

3:22 Adam Yeah, he did. He did say that. So there you go. Very high praise from Dr. Drew.

3:27 Linkin Park You should see the look on Mike's face right now.

3:29 Adam Holy crap. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. We will hear something off of that. I think we'll do since Linkin Park is you guys are a relatively new band. People around the country are just getting familiar with your work. We ought to hear one of the hits so everyone can put the band with the song, put them together, and then when we come back, they'll know who we're talking about. All right. If they don't already know. Anderson, you cued up over there.

4:02 Drew One step closer is the song.

4:03 Adam Here it is.

6:37 All right.

6:41 Adam Hey, there you go. It's the band there. It's Linkin Park. Hi, Britt. There is the name of the CD, and just so it doesn't sound like I'm doing all the talking for the band, you guys lean into that mic and tell us, tell us where we can find you, what's coming up, what to look for.

6:59 Linkin Park Well, you can always find us on our website, which is linkinpark.com.

7:04 Drew We're going to spell that just for the uninitiated.

7:06 Linkin Park Just in case somebody hasn't seen the name around, it's spelled L-I-N-K-I-N. And we've been around for about four and a half years.

7:14 Drew A new band, Adam, like you said.

7:16 Adam Well, they are a relatively new band.

7:19 Linkin Park But this is our first record that we've ever made.

7:21 Adam Thank you.

7:22 Linkin Park So that does kind of count as kind of like a new thing.

7:27 Drew Album's been out for like six months. So basically at this point, we're coming up on our very first headlining tour.

7:34 It's going to be a lot of fun.

7:35 Drew Yeah.

7:36 Linkin Park We're taking out Taproot with us in a week.

7:38 Adam And is he doing the whole country?

7:40 Drew Yeah, pretty much. We're starting up in Seattle, working the West Coast for about a third of the tour. And then the other two thirds are trying to get back East.

7:48 Adam So if people want to find out some of those dates, they can go on to the website.

7:51 Linkin Park Of course. That's right. The website actually knows more than we do. Yeah. Amazingly, some people that actually run the website end up getting the information before the band does. It's kind of amazing.

8:02 Adam All right. Let's hop on the phones and speak to Deanna. Deanna?

8:08 Hi.

8:09 Adam You're 16.

8:10 Caller Yeah. My question is, my boyfriend and I, we were having sex and the condom, it fell off. It like just fell off. And we were using like spermicidal lubrication and he didn't ejaculate. I mean, we stopped when we found out that it did. And I wanted to know like the chances of like, if I could get pregnant or not, like how bad would it be?

8:39 Adam Is he a dribbler?

8:40 Drew Yeah.

8:41 He is a dribbler.

8:42 Drew You know that for a fact. Yeah.

8:44 Adam I wish someone knew that about me when I was 16. 22 years later, no one knows.

8:52 Drew Okay. Well.

8:53 Adam But you had the spermicidal jelly. Is that worth a damn?

8:56 Drew Not really. It really isn't. When did this happen?

8:58 Adam Why use it then?

8:59 Drew It's a good question. It's sort of a just in case thing.

9:03 Adam Well, this is it.

9:05 Caller Last night. It happened last night.

9:06 Drew The thing to do is get the morning after pill. Absolutely. This is the perfect time for that. You have another 24 hours to get it. You know what that is? Yeah, I do. It's not RU-486. It's either Prevent or Plan B or Oval or Low Oval. There's different ways to get it. Just take the pill. It's within three days of this kind of contact, any kind of unprotected sexual contact. Take a, usually it's two pills at that period of time, then two pills 12 hours later. And it prevents pregnancy with about 75% effectiveness. And it does it by preventing the eggs from being released, just like your birth control pill would work normally.

9:39 Linkin Park Right. And you also might want to consider having more than one condom.

9:42 Drew Wearing more than one condom?

9:43 Linkin Park Sorry, just having more than one available.

9:46 Drew Yeah, but once it slips off, that's it. Yeah. She's exposed.

9:49 Linkin Park That's true.

9:49 Drew The dribbler. You didn't even ask her if she wanted to have the kid. What is she, like 16? She's 16.

9:55 Linkin Park All right.

9:56 Drew I recommend tape.

9:59 Linkin Park Scotch or masking?

10:00 Adam Hey, a cigar cleaner, I mean a pipe cleaner will work nicely. We'll watch the circulation and do permanent damage. Deanna?

10:07 Drew Yeah?

10:08 Adam It's not the most flattering sign when the thing just falls off.

10:12 Drew For him? Not for her.

10:14 Adam For the young lady. I mean it means that maybe there was a certain arousal situation that wasn't there.

10:21 Drew Or a certain anatomic proportion issue.

10:23 Adam Yeah, how's he doing there?

10:24 Caller Well, he was like way up on top and kept pulling it like all the way out and it just kind of like fell out.

10:31 Adam I see.

10:31 Drew She misses the point of what you're getting after here.

10:33 Adam Right, right. It may have gotten caught on a rogue pubic hair. That's happened to me a time or two.

10:39 Drew Actually, the feathers that stick out of the comforter sometimes. Right, yeah.

10:43 Adam Sure. A little gust of wind gets caught up under there. Yeah. Flip it like an Indy car going 200 miles an hour. Rachel.

10:52 Hi.

10:52 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's up?

10:54 Caller Yeah. I want to say, Adam, you're funny. I like you.

10:57 Adam Great.

10:58 Caller My mom loves you, too.

10:59 Adam Thank you.

11:00 Caller And I wanted to talk to Linkin Park. You guys are cool. I never listened to that type of music before. And I heard it on MTV. And then, like, I just went out and I bought the CD and I love every single song. And I just wanted to know, like, what inspired you guys?

11:18 Linkin Park People like you. Seriously. Actually, just growing up with all these different types of music that we enjoy, we've all enjoyed, you know, different styles, punk rock, hip hop, electronic music.

11:28 You guys are from LA, right?

11:29 Linkin Park Yeah, the majority of us are from LA and...

11:31 Drew Glendale?

11:33 Yeah, the two of us are from Glendale area. Chester is actually the only one who's not from LA.

11:37 Linkin Park Yeah, they actually found me 600 miles away in Phoenix somehow.

11:41 Caller Oh.

11:42 Linkin Park And so, but we all got together and we pretty much, the whole idea was just to try to cross as many bridges of music that we could and bring in all the different things that inspired us and that we enjoy. So I'm glad that you like it. Thank you very much.

11:56 Caller Yeah, because, like, I was hearing like the hip hop in there and that's what really got me. And also, my boyfriend just got me. And I've been listening to the song in the end. And, like, I just completely can relate with that song. I mean, I like every single song, but that song, that's my song right there.

12:11 Adam Right. It's about anal sex.

12:12 I love you.

12:14 Caller What?

12:15 Drew Thanks, Rachel.

12:16 Adam The band is flattered, Rachel.

12:17 Drew Before Adam abuses you any further.

12:19 Adam I was just explaining the song. I read the liner notes. Robert, you're 15. What's up?

12:27 Caller Not much. I just want to say, Linkin Park, you guys rule.

12:30 Linkin Park Thank you very much.

12:31 Caller Adam, you're one of my heroes.

12:34 Adam Thank you.

12:35 Caller I'm watching Loveline right now, the trampoline.

12:37 Adam The man show. Yeah, that's right.

12:39 Caller Best show ever on television.

12:40 Adam Why? Thank you.

12:42 Caller The other week, I was in a fight at school and he kicks me in the balls. Particularly, my left one is really hurting and I have to lie down for it to stop hurting.

12:52 Drew Why don't you see a doctor about this?

12:54 Caller I told my parents and they said they'll tape me in a couple of days but I'm just wondering what it might be.

12:59 Is it swollen up?

13:00 Drew Yeah, that's nothing to wait for, Dr. Loveline.

13:02 Linkin Park You might want to get on a bus and get down to the doctor on your own.

13:04 Drew Absolutely.

13:04 Oh, honey, don't worry. It's okay.

13:06 It'll be fine.

13:07 Just massage it a little bit. Just walk it off.

13:09 Drew Is it swollen up?

13:10 Adam Wait until the cake's empty. It'll go flat, for Christ's sake.

13:14 Just take another hit of this.

13:16 Drew You'll be okay. Is there swelling?

13:18 Caller It seems a little bigger than the right one.

13:21 Drew You can fracture. They can die.

13:23 Caller Die?

13:24 Drew Yeah. They can be an emergency. You can get peritonitis. I mean, it is a very serious issue. If you're having that much pain, does the pain go up into the abdomen at all? Sometimes. Yeah, you gotta get seen right away. It's not something to wait for. If the pain gets bad tonight, you gotta go to the emergency room tonight.

13:37 Linkin Park Yeah, it's not like a pair of teeth. They don't grow back.

13:39 Adam That's right.

13:40 Drew The last one of these I saw was from a hockey puck, and there was a fracture, just like a hard boiled egg, just cracked open.

13:48 Oy vey!

13:49 Drew And they were able to sew it back up.

13:50 Adam Robert?

13:51 Yeah?

13:51 Adam But they left a puck in?

13:53 Robert?

13:54 Adam Did he intentionally kick in the nuts?

13:56 Caller Yeah, I think so.

13:57 Drew It was a fight.

13:58 Adam Well, I know, but sometimes you're rolling around, you take a knee in the groin or something. Were you on the ground and he just kicked you right in the nuts?

14:04 Caller I was standing there, I threw a punch at him, and then he kicked me with his left foot right in the balls.

14:08 Drew Let me see, do you think it was intentional?

14:10 Adam Yes.

14:10 Yes, it was very weird.

14:12 Drew Robert was like, maybe it was.

14:14 Adam Well, I mean...

14:15 Linkin Park You should take pointers from that too. Maybe you should go for the for the nut shot first.

14:18 Caller Yeah, I'll do that next time.

14:21 Adam You start with the nuts and then you make your way to the nuts.

14:23 Caller Okay.

14:24 Adam That's what my dad and mom used to tell me, by the way. Tony?

14:29 Caller Hello?

14:30 Adam You're 20, what's up?

14:30 Caller Hey, what's up, Adam? Hey. What's up? Yeah, I have a question. I was adopted at birth, my God. And I just found out recently that my real mom is trying to sort of track me down.

14:47 Drew How did you come upon that information?

14:49 Caller Because I found a note that totally coincidentally, that was left out by my mom, that was like from her. And my adopted mom didn't show it to me. And I was sort of, you know, I'm like now just questioning the whole thing. And I'm just like thinking about it all the time. And it's always in my mind.

15:06 Adam And what do you mean? And I know, I know. Hold on a second there.

15:11 Drew Sherlock.

15:12 Adam Take a breath there. The note from when you were adopted 20 years ago or a new note?

15:20 Caller No, it was about a year ago.

15:23 Drew A year ago. And how did what your mom just was rummaging through some things and pulled it out left on the kitchen table. What happened here?

15:28 Caller It was sort of, I just found it in a drawer that she probably like just stuffed it in randomly to hide.

15:33 Drew And what exactly did the note say?

15:35 Caller It was just like, I've just been interested in, you know, just sort of trying to, just, she wanted to see me.

15:43 Drew Well, it's sort of like Pandora's...

15:44 Adam Wait a minute.

15:45 Caller It wasn't like...

15:47 Adam Hold on a sec. Hold on, hold on. I'm still a little confused here. Adopted mom is in contact with...

15:54 Drew Yes.

15:55 Adam With biological mom and adopted mom are in contact.

15:58 Drew Yes, a year ago.

15:59 Adam A year ago. But maybe in contact after this, too.

16:02 Drew Yes, right.

16:03 Adam So they have a relationship.

16:04 Drew We don't know. Maybe the letter was sent... The adopted mom never responded.

16:07 Adam Maybe an open... Maybe an open adoption.

16:10 Drew What's that?

16:11 Caller Um, I think my real mom just dropped it off in the mailbox.

16:14 Drew How do you know? Did your mom...

16:15 Caller I'm not quite sure that, like, they talked or anything because my mom's really trying to hide it, my adopted mom.

16:21 Drew Why don't you... It's sort of as though Perendora's box has been open. Why don't you go ahead and bring it up with your adopted mom? Because there's something that's bothering you.

16:27 Caller Okay.

16:27 Drew And you should have a chance to at least sort of deal with it with her. If she has a very strong feeling and a reason why you shouldn't make contact, maybe you'll sort of settle down about it. And also being able to sort of share these kinds of feelings with her might help them subside a little bit. Okay. Believe me, we get this call pretty... Now and then.

16:43 Adam Oh yeah, at least every four years.

16:45 Drew Yeah, and inevitably...

16:47 Adam What are you talking about? We don't get this stuff.

16:48 Drew What's our advice to these guys usually though?

16:50 Adam Suicide.

16:51 Drew Yeah, but it usually happens when they find their adopted parents.

16:54 Adam It's always... Yeah. I'm disappointed with my real parents. Where do you find them? I mean, these are horrible people. They're usually, you know, drug addicts and stuff. They're unfit. That's why they gave you up.

17:07 Caller Yeah, well, I don't know.

17:08 Adam All right. Well, this don't... You know, here's what to do. Set your expectation level very low.

17:14 Caller Like not trying to stir up anything bad again, you know?

17:16 Drew Our thing is...

17:17 Caller It was like for good that I was adopted, I guess.

17:19 Drew Well, listen, your adoptive parents have dedicated their lives to raising you. They, you know, put a big piece of themselves into it.

17:26 Caller I love them from the bottom of my heart.

17:28 Drew And this, finding the biological parents may be something you need to do, but realize it usually is quite a disappointment.

17:32 Caller Okay. Maybe a little later or something.

17:34 Drew But certainly we're talking to your adoptive mom about because it's bugging you. Okay?

17:38 Caller All right.

17:38 Adam And you're 20. It's time to try and fly out of the nest.

17:42 Caller Oh no, I'm on my own. Oh, you are? Hell no. Think I live at home?

17:47 I don't know.

17:48 Drew You're calling Loveline.

17:49 Yeah.

17:51 Caller All right. I get it. All right. Yeah. I'm watching the Man Show right now. Yeah.

17:55 Adam Good times.

17:56 Caller Yeah. It is good times.

17:57 Adam Thank you, Tony.

17:58 Caller Yeah. I'd like to say.

18:00 Adam No, that's enough. Just give me a headache.

18:04 Caller Yeah.

18:04 Drew We don't like testimonials, do we? I'd like to say, that's it. Don't start any statement I love like with. And one more thing where I'd like to say.

18:12 Adam Yeah, any declarations or shout outs are frowned on. All right. Well, he's out of the house. I think that makes a big difference. Yeah. Don't you think that's a factor? Yeah. All right. I think he's a man now. He can support himself. He can do what he wants. Yeah. Jessica? Yeah. You're 19. What's up?

18:29 Caller Well, I've never enjoyed any kind of physical contact, like kissing or anything like that. And I was just wondering if there's something wrong with me.

18:39 Drew Did you ever have anything happen to you that might lead to this?

18:41 Caller No, never.

18:43 Drew Is it just kissing or is it all kinds of physical contact?

18:45 Caller Well, I've been too uncomfortable with kissing itself to even move on from that.

18:51 Caller Really?

18:52 Linkin Park Could you be gay?

18:54 Caller Well, I'm not really attracted to women. I mean, it doesn't do anything for me.

19:00 Adam Are you attracted to men?

19:01 Caller Yeah.

19:02 Adam Yeah?

19:03 Caller Yeah.

19:03 Drew Are you on any medication?

19:05 Caller Well, now.

19:06 Drew What are you on?

19:08 Caller Fexer and Ativan and some stuff for some pneumonia.

19:13 Drew Are you an addict, also?

19:14 Caller No.

19:16 Drew You didn't do a bunch of drugs at one time?

19:17 Caller Never.

19:18 Drew Okay. The Fexer can kind of shut you down. Not as much as some of the serotonin-reptaker drugs, but when you're on these antidepressants, sometimes things like kissing and physical contact seems like almost repulsive. It's like, oh, it doesn't make sense. So the medicines might be adding to something.

19:34 Adam Yeah, but she's always been this way.

19:36 Drew I understand. And she has a mood disturbance, which might be creating it. And then whatever circumstances surrounding her becoming down with a mood disturbance, other than biology, might be contributing to this.

19:46 Caller A mood disturbance? Is there anything I can do about that?

19:49 Drew Yeah, you can take your Fexer.

19:51 Okay.

19:52 Adam Were your parents, were they close with you?

19:55 Caller Oh, always.

19:56 Adam Really?

19:57 Caller Yeah.

19:57 Adam Too close?

19:58 Caller No.

19:59 Adam Just healthy clothes?

20:00 Caller Yeah, very healthy clothes.

20:02 Adam Your dad didn't take baths with you? You know, when you were 17 or anything?

20:07 Drew You know, have you, Jessica, whoever, who's, is there a psychiatrist prescribing the effects in the Ativan? Have you talked to him or her about these feelings?

20:13 Caller No, no.

20:14 Drew You got to do that. Because that's something you shouldn't have to suffer with, and there probably is treatment available for you.

20:19 Adam Okay.

20:20 Drew But the important thing is people don't bring this stuff up with their doctors. They don't realize that it can be treated as part of sort of what they should expect to feel better about themselves.

20:26 Adam Well, I wouldn't do it because I've seen enough porn movies to know that they're going to end up making out and the doctor's going to do her right in the office. You know what I'm saying?

20:34 Linkin Park I've seen those.

20:35 Adam Yeah.

20:36 Drew Not going to happen.

20:36 The girl doctor. I don't think I've ever seen those.

20:38 Linkin Park It happens there, too.

20:39 Adam I got those movies, too.

20:40 Drew You bring it up, Jessica, okay? That's an important thing for you.

20:44 Adam All right. All right. Good times, though, right? Yeah, okay. I guess not. All right. Linkin Park is the band tonight who's in the Loveline Studio. We will take ourselves a little break when we come back this week. The John is 16, had sex with his stepsister. Oh, I want to know if it, what?

21:03 What's it say?

21:04 Adam Did it cause he was, oh, did it because he was horny?

21:08 Caller Nice.

21:09 Drew Humanist.

21:10 Linkin Park Sounds like a great guy.

21:11 Adam We'll be back after this.

21:15 Caller Loveline will be right back. So get your problems ready. Ready.

21:37 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That'd be Dr. Drew over there. Mike, Joe, and Chester are all here from Linkin Park. We will hear something else off of the Hybrid Theory CD a little bit later on in the show, but as promised, when we left off, we're gonna go back to John, who's 16 years old, had sex with his stepsister. John?

21:59 Caller Yeah.

22:00 Adam Yeah, how old's your stepsister?

22:01 Caller 17.

22:02 Adam Yeah, and how long had you known her before you nailed her?

22:06 Caller Probably like two years.

22:08 Adam Yeah, was it kind of weird?

22:10 Caller Yeah, at first, but then, I don't know, she just, I just went with it. She wanted to let, she wanted to put the moves on.

22:16 Drew So she initiated this?

22:17 Caller Yeah.

22:18 Drew How long, did you know her before she became a step-in?

22:21 Adam Well, she was what I call falling asleep in front of the TV initiating sex.

22:24 Yeah, I suppose that's right.

22:25 Drew How dare she?

22:27 Adam No, she came on to you.

22:28 Caller Yeah.

22:29 Linkin Park Were you guys intoxicated at all?

22:31 Caller No, I had a few beers, but I wasn't intoxicated.

22:35 Adam Sure.

22:35 Drew I had a few beers.

22:36 Adam I know what it's like. You come home from the 11th grade, you went on wine. Loosen up the tie, throw down the peachy folder, grab a couple of high balls, kick your feet up. It's been a long day. PE, ceramics class, counselor breathing down your neck. Man's got on wine.

22:54 Caller Well, our parents are gone all night, so we plan to drink anyway. But then, I don't know, we started making moves.

22:59 Drew Did you guys know each other before you became related?

23:02 Caller No.

23:03 Drew No. Oh, this is just more evidence of...

23:06 Adam You can't do it.

23:07 Caller Yeah.

23:07 Adam I mean, we act surprised that it does happen, but we should be surprised that it doesn't happen. I mean, you take a couple, they're now 16 and 17, but you take like a 14 and 15-year-old, a couple attractive male and female, put them together, put them on the same roof, and separate them by three feet of hallway. What do you think is going to happen?

23:26 Drew Absolutely.

23:27 Adam I mean, if a guy will get on a beanbag chair, for Christ's sake, he'll get on a stepsister.

23:33 Drew People should think about that, because that really sums it up. You know what I'm saying?

23:37 Adam Yeah, it's like looking at the beanbag chair, looking at the stepsister.

23:40 Drew Life lessons on Loveline. I mean, usually the beanbag chair, it's like that cartoon where the guys are on a deserted island, and one turns into a hot dog that turns into a hamburger.

23:49 Adam Exactly.

23:49 Drew Usually the beanbag chair will take form.

23:51 Adam It turns into a box of blondes.

23:54 Drew But when there's actually one there, he might accidentally go over and get the real one.

23:58 Adam Hey, John?

23:59 Caller Yeah?

24:00 Adam Are you guys in love?

24:01 Caller No, I don't know. It's just really weird now though, like, because I live with her and I like to look at her and it's kind of awkward now.

24:07 Drew Yeah, no kidding.

24:07 Adam But are there feelings?

24:10 Caller She says, I don't know, I don't like, love her like a girlfriend, but she's like hot.

24:15 Drew Great. Are there other siblings?

24:17 Caller No.

24:18 Drew Is this something that...

24:20 Linkin Park Well, has it happened more than once?

24:22 Caller No, only that time.

24:24 Adam Okay.

24:24 Caller I don't know how she feels now or anything. I feel awkward.

24:28 Adam She may be into you.

24:29 Drew No, I don't know.

24:30 Linkin Park Bye bye.

24:30 Why not?

24:32 Linkin Park First of all, it's totally unhelpful.

24:33 Drew How long ago did this happen?

24:35 Like two weeks.

24:36 Drew Two weeks ago.

24:36 Adam Alright, well listen, two weeks is a lifetime. If nothing happened since, it's probably not going to happen again. Don't get drunk with her when you're sitting around the house. Just pretend like nothing happened.

24:47 Drew You have to really establish boundaries in this family system because it is a terribly unhealthy precedent.

24:52 Adam Put some hay bales in front of your door.

24:54 Drew Listen, if I were in that house, there would be like steel boundaries. You know what I'm saying?

24:58 Adam You'd have it chained up in the arm.

24:59 Drew Absolutely.

25:02 Adam Listen to yourself once in a while.

25:04 Drew Alright.

25:05 Adam I mean, listen, there are a couple of teenagers who, you know, met 18 months ago or something. What are you supposed to tell them?

25:12 Drew Ideally...

25:13 Adam You know what I mean? They don't know each other that well.

25:16 Drew Yeah.

25:17 Adam I mean, they might as well just, you know, take in the same class together. You know what I mean?

25:22 Drew Yes.

25:23 Linkin Park But there's just a certain wall of respect there that you shouldn't cross.

25:27 Drew It suggests there's something going on with his step-sister. The fact that, you know, a year into the... Initiated it? It's not like initiating it with a blood sibling, but the fact that she didn't respect the boundaries in the household and was sort of acting out. He's just going with it because he's 16. The guy is 16, what do you expect?

25:44 Adam Alright, beanbag. Alright, so, John?

25:47 Caller Yeah.

25:47 Adam Okay, so, don't do anything else.

25:50 Caller Alright.

25:51 Adam And enjoy, you know.

25:53 Drew Maybe not being alone with her, good idea? If you can organize that.

25:56 Caller Can I say, Dr. Drew, you rock. I mean, everyone calls in and says, Adam and, hey, Linkin Park, but no one ever calls in.

26:02 Adam No, that's right, they don't.

26:03 Drew See, that's why, John.

26:04 Adam Thank you, John.

26:07 Drew In fact, good, you didn't make Anderson to completely eradicate that comment.

26:10 Adam Yeah, we usually make use of that six-second delay so we can go back, take out the flattering thing said about Drew. We'll get that in the final edit before the East Coast feed tomorrow. Mark? Mark? Yeah. You're 19, what's up?

26:26 Caller All right. Let me say how much I love Linkin Park. I saw you guys in Dallas with TOD. Thank you very much. Good word. And a few weeks ago I found my girlfriend. She we were at a club and she walks off for about, I don't know, two hours. She disappeared. And I meet up with her later on that night after she totally vanishes and she comes back over to my apartment and she's like, she's like some guys took me or whatever, whatever. And she thought she's got all these numbers in her pocket, like three numbers, three different numbers. I don't know who they're to. So I start, so I start, I tried to call it. I tried, I tried to call both, all three of them.

27:12 Drew Oh yeah. All right. Good night.

27:17 Linkin Park Bad, bad prank call.

27:19 Drew Yeah. You can tell there's a problem the way it dragged on already. We were like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

27:23 Linkin Park He was reading from a script or something.

27:25 What was that squeak sound?

27:27 Adam I know we have these like long winded, open-ended prank calls just which you just I don't know.

27:32 Linkin Park You figure it out before you dial the number.

27:34 Adam Yell the F word and hang up for Christ's sake. What's going on? It's like these short stories with no endings. And he can't even keep it together during what I would call just the sort of body intro. Yeah.

27:48 Caller She had this dude's phone number.

27:54 Drew It's like one of the pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean just drinking and laughing.

27:59 Adam Sarah.

28:00 Oh, hi.

28:01 Adam You're 14.

28:02 Hi. Dr. Drew, Adam, you guys are great. Linkin Park, you guys are cool, too.

28:07 Thank you.

28:08 Basically, my problem is my mom is a drug addict. And I know this because I found the paraphernalia in her room.

28:17 Drew For what kind of drugs?

28:19 Cocaine, I think, I believe.

28:21 Drew What did you find?

28:22 I found the drug and I found blaze and straws and mirrors. And I just wanted and I thought she quit after, you know, about a year ago. I thought she'd quit, but.

28:36 Drew Did she go for treatment? Was she involved in a program?

28:38 No, I was just sort of stupid and just thought that she gave it up on her own.

28:41 Drew Yeah.

28:42 And but I found out today that my sister's friend's mom is her drug dealer.

28:50 Drew Nice.

28:52 And I just wanted to know, you know, what to do about it.

28:57 Drew This is going to sound harsh, but frankly, the way you really get the attention of people that are causing harm to their family because of drugs is fire. No law enforcement. I mean, when you know a deal is going down, call police.

29:14 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, isn't it? I don't know.

29:17 Drew That's what somebody did. That's what happened to what's the actor they've just gotten, Palm Springs, Martin Short.

29:22 Caller No, I don't know.

29:23 Drew Come on.

29:24 Adam Fred McMurray.

29:26 Drew Robert? Robert Downey Jr. Somebody they knew he was in there with drugs, and they called the cops. And that's why he's back in treatment.

29:32 Adam We got a golden glove tonight.

29:34 Linkin Park But the cool thing about that guy is that he's not related, and it's not his mom. I think that's really hard to do. Is it like a family member, like your grandparents you can talk to? Maybe they could.

29:42 Well, I think that they know about it, but they're not really doing anything about it.

29:47 Drew This is sort of a group of people that are steeped in denial and don't know what to do about it.

29:51 Adam But hold on, let's explore other alternatives before she rants her own mom out, because she's going to be there when the cops show up. It's going to be a tough scene for a 14-year-old. Do you have any older sisters or older brothers?

30:03 No, I'm the oldest. I have a lot of younger siblings.

30:07 Adam How old are they?

30:09 They range from a couple of months to 12.

30:12 Drew OK, that's why people are letting this just go.

30:15 Adam Yeah, OK, what about your dad or dad's? Are they around?

30:20 Yeah, they're sort of around. I don't live with them.

30:24 Adam Yeah. Is there anybody you trust, any adult you trust?

30:28 Not really.

30:29 Adam Nobody, no counselor at school, no neighbor, no church member or anything like that?

30:36 No, not really.

30:37 Drew Could you find someone?

30:39 Maybe.

30:40 Drew Because you really do need some help with this.

30:41 Adam How is she going to find somebody?

30:42 Drew School, church, as you suggested.

30:43 Adam But, I mean, what's that going to be like?

30:46 Drew Going and talking to someone, getting help.

30:48 Adam Well, I know, but if she doesn't already have that relationship, it's going to be tough to strike up.

30:51 Drew It's going to be tough, but it's better than not having someone. Yeah.

30:54 Adam Hey, Sarah?

30:55 Yeah.

30:55 Adam So, there's nobody. Does your mom have a brother or sister, an uncle or an aunt for you?

31:01 Yeah, she has an aunt, but I mean, I don't know. She's sort of always fighting with my mom. They all believe that, I mean, my grandparents know about it, but I just don't know. I don't think they're really helping.

31:14 Drew Well, certainly you can go to those family members that are aware and raise the auntie a little bit.

31:17 Adam I would enlist their help. I would go to grandma and grandpa or her sister and talk to them, although God knows what kind of shape they're in, but talk to them and tell her, tell them that you need to devise a strategy and something needs to be done on behalf of the kids.

31:31 Drew She needs treatment. She really does. And it's not going to stop by itself. And the biology of cocaine is extraordinarily powerful. And she needs help. She's sick. And she should get that. If she can't be awakened to that reality, then somebody's got to shake her into it. Tough love.

31:47 Adam Yeah. Sorry you got to be the parent, Sarah.

31:50 It's okay.

31:50 Drew You've probably been that way. You've probably been the parent her whole life.

31:53 Adam Have you been the parent your whole life?

31:55 Well, sort of.

31:57 Adam Did you drive yourself home from the hospital?

32:00 Drew Yeah, but she probably drove some of her siblings home.

32:03 I'm sure.

32:04 Drew If she could have driven.

32:05 Adam All right. All right. Drew, shut up. You're still melodramatic.

32:08 Drew But you were going with it.

32:10 Adam I was there for a second. I thought, shut up, you retard.

32:13 Caller You know what you're talking about.

32:14 Adam Sarah?

32:15 Linkin Park Yeah?

32:15 Adam I'm sorry. Talk to your grandmother. Talk to your aunt and see what you can work out.

32:20 Linkin Park Talk to as many people as you can.

32:21 Adam And you need to go to like Al-Anon or something like that. Alatine. Or Alatine and work on your stuff too.

32:28 Drew Get some support.

32:29 Okay.

32:29 Drew All right.

32:30 Adam Take care of yourself.

32:31 Thank you.

32:32 Drew By the way, why is it melodramatic to say that she drove her siblings home from the hospital, but it's not to say that she drove her cell phone from the hospital when she was born.

32:38 Adam I was using hyperbole and artistic license to make a point.

32:44 Drew I was using irony. No, I was not serious.

32:46 Adam No, you were not serious. You were using crapetry is what you were using. Matthew?

32:52 Yes.

32:53 Adam You're 21. What's up?

32:55 Caller I've been having, well, when I am sexually aroused, like at foreplay, I've just suddenly start to sneeze.

33:06 Drew Has this always been the case when you've sort of gotten aroused?

33:09 Caller Not always. It's not when I masturbate or-

33:13 Drew Just when you're with a person?

33:15 Caller Correct.

33:16 Linkin Park Are you obsessive-compulsive or something?

33:19 Caller I wouldn't really-

33:21 Drew He sounds it, but why do you associate that with sneezing?

33:24 Linkin Park Just because maybe it's a reaction to something. I don't know, because some people-

33:29 Drew Because basically Chester is obsessive-compulsive.

33:31 Linkin Park I'm obsessive-compulsive too.

33:33 Drew Do you sneeze when you get aroused?

33:34 Linkin Park Well, no. When I travel, all my bags have to be properly placed and they have to stay in that way. So I kind of understand that, but maybe it's a mental thing.

33:41 Drew You're afraid the plane will go down if it's not-

33:43 Linkin Park Exactly.

33:44 Adam Right. Well, it makes perfect sense if you think about it. Don't make fun of the man. But why did the sneezing part sort of trigger something in you?

33:56 Linkin Park I just, it just sounds like something an obsessive-compulsive person would do.

34:01 Drew Interesting. He sounds obsessive-compulsive.

34:02 Adam Yeah.

34:02 Linkin Park I mean, it just sounds, it's just something in me, just, you know, to just trigger-

34:07 Drew That is really interesting.

34:08 Adam Matthew?

34:09 Caller Yes, sir.

34:09 Adam Would you call yourself obsessive-compulsive?

34:13 Caller Not really. I mean, ever since I took microbiology class, I've been washing my hands a lot, but-

34:20 Adam Uh-huh. And do you wipe your ass after number two?

34:24 I use this side to make sure.

34:25 Adam Ah-ha. I'd label anyone who wipes their ass after number two obsessive-compulsive.

34:30 That's right.

34:31 Adam That's right.

34:32 Drew Doesn't avail themselves of the hose that you use.

34:34 Adam That's right. Matthew?

34:35 Caller Yes, sir.

34:36 Adam And is it the kind of thing where you sort of decided that you're gonna do it, and so now from this day forth you do it?

34:44 Caller No, it was honestly what happened was it was one of the things where I was with my ex-girlfriend, my currently ex-girlfriend, and it just happened. And didn't think about it very much. It was just like, oh okay, I sneezed. Then it started happening again, like constantly every time that we would have sex. And it actually, it was one of the things that was embarrassing at first, but then you kind of got used to it and we started laughing at it. Like when we were out at Walmart or something, I sneezed and she'd give me a funny look like I wanted to have sex right then.

35:23 Drew Are you on a medication?

35:25 Caller No.

35:26 Drew Do you have allergies?

35:28 Caller Bee stings.

35:29 Drew And this is not something, it's not as though I've never heard of this before because I have. And it makes some sense that during arousal there's all sorts of changes in your vascular tone, and there may be some dilatation of the vessels in the nose, and things may ooze a little bit and may trigger some sneezing.

35:43 Adam Alright, so what do you think?

35:45 Drew I think it's just one of those things. What can you do? What I don't understand is why it started all of a sudden with this person.

35:49 Linkin Park And it keeps happening.

35:51 Drew It keeps happening. I love the idea that some obsessive compulsive trait, but I've never thought of that. Well. You know, he's dealing with it.

35:58 Adam Yeah, I don't know. At least he's not farting. Matthew?

36:01 Linkin Park No kidding.

36:02 Adam Where is she when you sneeze?

36:05 Caller Usually laying down on the bed. I'm usually either getting ready to pull my pants down and get undressed or we're in the middle of foreplay.

36:15 Drew So just initial around.

36:16 Adam But not during the intercourse?

36:17 Caller No. She'd kick my ass if I said that.

36:19 Adam I see.

36:20 Drew All right. Maybe he's allergic to her nanny. To something or who knows what.

36:25 Adam Are you allergic to her nanny?

36:27 Caller I don't know.

36:30 Adam Well, that's one theory. It's been floating.

36:32 Drew Enjoy.

36:32 Caller Is there anything that I can do to possibly get over it?

36:36 Adam You put a Nixon mask on. You could try an extra layer of surrealism.

36:44 Drew You could try an antihistamine like Claritin or Zyrtec, any of those. Beyond that, though, I'm not so sure.

36:50 Adam All right.

36:50 Linkin Park How do you deal with a Nixon mask?

36:52 Drew Heavy medication and a Nixon mask.

36:55 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. Linkin Park is our guest tonight, and we'll be back with Donald. He's married, hasn't had sex with his wife in a year. 22 years old.

37:05 Linkin Park Jesus.

37:05 Adam Well, uh...

37:06 Linkin Park Sounds like a bad relationship.

37:08 Adam Talk about that after this.

37:16 Caller Loveline will be right back.

37:31 Adam And it is Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Mike, Joe and Chester are all here from Linkin Park. And when we left off, we were about to speak to Donald. Donald's 22. Married for how long? Two years. Two years. Hasn't had sex in a year?

37:52 Well, we haven't had sex since she got pregnant with our second kid.

37:55 Adam I see. And you think she has some of that depression going on?

38:00 Well, like I kind of know that. She's definitely had a little postpartum going after the first one. And when she got pregnant with the second one, which we didn't plan on, but we're happy about it. We can afford it. We're not doing that bad off. And we definitely have the love in the house for it. But, you know, it's kind of, when she got pregnant with the second one, it took us both by surprise. She's just been kind of getting a little more and more depressed since we got pregnant with the second one.

38:28 Drew And why hasn't that been treated?

38:32 I don't know. We brought it up with her doctor, her OB, several times. And he's referred her to counselors and things like that. She's been doing some counseling for time management, anger management, stress management, stuff like that. And I've been doing some anger management counseling, too, because we had some domestic problems that were going on and had a lot of DV calls and had a lot of...

38:55 Drew Sounds like a lot of love in that house.

38:57 Adam Yeah, a lot of love.

38:58 Drew Lots of room for love in that house.

38:59 Adam Stop showing up, joining in on the love. Wrestling you to the ground in a very loving way.

39:06 Drew What makes you think that she would want to stay physically intimate with you after having had physical violence go down?

39:13 It wasn't on her, it was on me.

39:16 Linkin Park So she physically assaulted you?

39:19 Yeah, she bit me once, so then...

39:21 Drew Why?

39:24 Adam To get the knife out of his hand.

39:26 No, no, actually I go by the rule that I will not hurt my wife, I won't touch her.

39:34 Linkin Park But will you threaten her?

39:36 No, I don't threaten her. This last time, I needed to go to work, she didn't want me to go to work, she took the car, she started to pull out of the parking space, I kicked the side of the car, put a dent in it, I got in trouble for it.

39:50 Drew Yeah, that would be an aggressive act, okay?

39:52 That's really the only violence I've ever committed was that, and I kind of learned the hard way that that's not appropriate.

40:00 Says who?

40:01 Through the counseling that I've gone through, I've learned that.

40:05 Drew Alright, well there's a lot more to be done here than just managing overt violence, and it sounds like her postpartum depression needs to be taken very seriously, and she shouldn't just be seeing time management people, she should be seeing a psychiatrist, and this thing should be managed thoroughly.

40:24 Yeah, I tried mentioning to her doctor that, about that, about-

40:28 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You go in and you say, look, we need a referral, and that's it. Are you on an HMO or something?

40:34 No, we don't have, our medical insurance is pretty crappy in this state, I mean-

40:40 Drew Well, you got to, you got to ask for a psychiatric referral and demand it, because she needs that. And this is not going to get better just with time management, and anger management will keep things sort of from erupting once again, but you need a lot more than that. It shouldn't be a surprise. You shouldn't be surprised that she doesn't want to have sex. There's been awful aggression here.

40:58 Well, really, there's also, you know, the doctor said that he doesn't really recommend it because of some of the physical problems she's been having lately.

41:06 Drew Like what?

41:09 I'm not quite sure because I don't understand a whole lot of what he's saying. He kind of talks over us. He doesn't really talk to us.

41:17 Drew She needs, listen, I can't think of a single medical or gynecologic obstetrical issue that would prevent, preclude a thorough psychiatric assessment. I can't think of one. There's just no such thing. In fact, most medical issues intensify the need. Makes it more complex. So you see to it that she gets the right care, okay?

41:36 Yep. Thank you.

41:37 Adam All right. Well, this started off like a decent call. Then lots of love and house. I want to know what's going on with that time management counselor. Let's say I brought my list in of things to do. Beat husband with rolling pin.

41:49 Linkin Park Drive car into the neighbor's car.

41:51 Adam Into swimming pool and or car. Hit husband with frying pan. Set house on fire. It's not even noon yet. So, oh my god.

42:04 Drew But you know those guys are always much more involved in this than you might expect.

42:09 Adam Yeah, well it started off as, well she popped out a kid, had a little depression and they're trying to work it out. There's a lot of love in the house. They're financially secure and then it sort of weaves into this tale about cops showing up.

42:23 Drew Not having insurance.

42:24 Adam Not having insurance and, oh boy, all right. Yeah, guys do, guys are very unrealistic when it comes to relationships.

42:32 God bless us.

42:34 Adam Jasmine? Jasmine?

42:37 Yes.

42:37 Adam I'm sorry, you're 20, what's up?

42:40 Caller Well, I love all of you guys so much. Linkin Park, you're my favorite.

42:43 Adam Thank you.

42:44 Caller You're welcome. Well, I'm sorry, this is hard for me. I found out that I was pregnant and I've been with this guy for like four months and then I told him and he goes, I can't do anything about it. I'm like, what do you mean? And he said he was married.

43:04 Drew And what does do anything about it mean? Do you expect him to get married to you at that point?

43:09 Caller No, I meant he left me.

43:12 Drew He goes, oh, well, I have to leave then. If you're pregnant, I'm leaving you.

43:16 Adam And he had no idea he was married.

43:18 Caller I didn't know he was married.

43:20 Drew Could he be sort of BSing you because he freaked out about the fact that you're pregnant?

43:24 Caller I kind of had a feeling he was. Why? He would just constantly not be around me.

43:32 Drew Did you ever go to his house?

43:34 Caller He would never let me go to his house.

43:36 Adam And he drove a minivan with three car seats in it. It just didn't seem like the Batchelor lifestyle.

43:44 Caller No, and I'm supposed to be going into the Air Force for boot camp actually Thursday. And I don't know if they'll still let me in.

43:53 Adam Oh, boy. Yeah.

43:54 Caller So now I'm scared.

43:56 Adam How far along do you think you are?

43:58 Caller I'm three months, I believe.

44:00 Adam Three months.

44:00 Drew And you just told the guy now?

44:02 Caller I just found out.

44:04 Adam And have you not spoken to him since?

44:07 Caller I paged him. He won't call me or he won't even look at me. I went into his work and he wouldn't even look at me.

44:12 Drew Why did you wait three months to find out why you weren't having a period?

44:16 Caller I don't know.

44:17 All right.

44:18 Adam Well, were you in love with him?

44:20 Drew Oh, yeah.

44:20 Caller Yeah.

44:21 Adam Yeah.

44:21 All right.

44:21 Adam Well, that's bad. That's tough. I mean, I'm sorry you got hooked up with this a-hole.

44:26 Caller What a dick.

44:28 Adam And I'm sorry, the guys are out there. Do you like this? You want to have the baby?

44:33 Caller I don't believe in an abortion or anything.

44:36 Adam What about adoption?

44:38 Caller I thought about that.

44:39 Drew Well, now, wait a minute. Let's get realistic about your planning going forward here. You start boot camp on Thursday? And you're planning on having the baby?

44:48 Caller Well, yeah. Okay.

44:50 Drew You're not going to boot camp?

44:51 Caller Yeah.

44:54 Drew If you're going to have the child, you are not going to boot camp. And if you've made that decision, you better start planning around that. And that's fine. And adoption is a wonderful option.

45:00 Adam As long as they keep her out of the obstacle course, I don't see a problem.

45:02 Drew And maybe boot camp is something you can delay or do perhaps later, but you are not going this week if you're pregnant.

45:08 Yeah.

45:09 Drew Okay. So let's start making plans. And I think adoption, God bless you for thinking about that option. That's a terrific way to go.

45:14 Yeah.

45:14 Adam And how about, I bet that today's army has experienced this more than once. Unfortunately.

45:22 Caller Air Force.

45:23 Adam Today's Air Force. I bet they're hip to this. I bet there's some contingency plan. I bet if you told them your situation, they would postpone something and tell and blah, blah, blah.

45:33 Caller Yeah.

45:34 Drew And you have no option. You've made your decision and it's a solid one and you're clear about it. So start making change around it.

45:41 Adam By the way, it's how my dad got out of Vietnam.

45:43 Drew Oh. He got pregnant? He got pregnant.

45:44 Adam Well, he said he was pregnant. They believed him at the time.

45:47 Drew He only said your dad was a pussy.

45:48 Adam Oh, how dare. True. He may be listening.

45:53 Linkin Park Mangina.

45:55 Adam Yasmin.

45:56 Caller Yeah.

45:57 Adam Do you have a recruiter you can talk to?

45:58 Caller Yeah. I thought about talking to him, but I wasn't sure. That's why I called you.

46:02 Adam I think you should be straight up with him.

46:05 Drew You really should. And this guy, the guy you were hooked up with is a total loser, a-hole. And you got to look at, honestly, look at yourself, search yourself, why you would ever get involved with somebody this unavailable and this much of an idiot.

46:18 Caller The whole thing was just lies. He told me everything was a lie.

46:20 Drew But you've got to learn from this and you've got to really begin to look more honestly at your own feelings and who other people are. And it sounds like you have some real solid moral foundation for your beliefs and you should act accordingly, stay true to your integrity.

46:35 Adam Alright, so adoption, talk to the recruiter, postpone the Air Force and it's all gonna work out.

46:40 Drew This will work out, yeah.

46:41 Adam Alright, Linkin Park's our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Cephas, who can only have sex if he masturbates first. And why bother, I say, but we'll get to the bottom of that after this.

46:58 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

47:00 1-800-LOVE-1-1.

47:04 Caller We'll be right back.

47:35 Adam Loveline! I screwed that one up. I usually squeeze something good in there, but I just couldn't get it together. Mike, Joe and Chester are all here from Linkin Park. We will hear something off Hybrid Theory, which is the name of their newest CD in some time in the next half hour. So when we left off, we were going to speak to Cephas, I believe he's 25 years old. Cephas?

48:04 Linkin Park Yes.

48:04 Adam What's up?

48:05 Linkin Park Hi, Cephas. Drew, I just want to say I appreciate you. Adam, you're a mad man. And Linkin Park, you guys are dope.

48:11 Linkin Park Thank you very much.

48:13 Linkin Park This goes out to Drew more than anybody. I just got married two weeks ago. And up until that time, I abstained from masturbating and having sex.

48:24 Drew For how long?

48:25 Linkin Park For a year. And I wanted to, you know, make it special when I married, you know, when I married my wife right now.

48:34 Drew Is she someone you had had sex with previously?

48:36 Linkin Park No, I had not had sex with her previously. But the last girl that I had had sex with, the same problem existed. I would try to have sex and I cannot make ejaculate and I can't come inside of a girl inside in a rubber or without one. They could be on the pill or the only way that I am able to come.

48:59 Drew I can't even, even with oral or Adam has a theory about this one.

49:03 Linkin Park Okay.

49:04 Adam I do.

49:06 Drew The used to it theory.

49:07 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah. So did you masturbate excessively before you went cold jerky for that year?

49:15 Linkin Park No. Well, I had, you know, I had lots of sex partners, but I've been masturbating like since I'm probably the age of eight. Eight. Yeah.

49:25 Adam Eight? Eight with results, with something coming out of you at eight?

49:30 Linkin Park At the age of 11, I can remember when it didn't come out, but at the age of 11, I can remember the first time actually. Wow.

49:37 Drew Well, that kind of suggests that you were sort of inappropriately aroused, potentially at a young age. Was there a lot of porn or something in your house?

49:44 Linkin Park No, not a lot of porn. I found a back massager in my parents' dresser. It's just like an old Sears back massager. I was like, Yahoo. I stuck it down my pants and was like, whoa.

49:57 Caller Yeah.

49:59 That's so good.

50:01 Linkin Park I mean, I thought it was the next best thing to my mom's packed lunches.

50:06 Drew So you masturbated in those too?

50:10 Linkin Park Well, I wouldn't go that far. My major problem is that my wife is feeling the results of this. All right.

50:17 Drew Now, I wonder if that sort of desensitized some of his developmental pathways, you know, if some of that arousal inappropriately with a mechanical device made him sort of desensitized in some way.

50:29 Adam I just think it's funny how long it takes a vibrating object to go from a guy holding it up and examining it to write on to the junk.

50:37 Drew Even before he knows what the junk's all about.

50:39 Adam 8.3 seconds, that says the average. I know a guy whose first masturbatory experience was with a pad sander. You know, those Finnish sanders, those vibrating sanders?

50:51 Linkin Park Think about that.

50:53 Linkin Park That would certainly desensitize you.

50:55 Adam Yeah. It took him a few years to work out the battery pack so he could get it into school.

50:59 Linkin Park Holy crap.

51:01 Adam Sivas, do you have sex with no difficulties and then finish yourself off at the end?

51:10 Linkin Park I can stay up and go like a mad man for hours.

51:14 Adam Right. And then?

51:15 Linkin Park She'll have multiple orgasms.

51:17 Adam Right.

51:18 Linkin Park I mean, but with as far as me, I mean, I just cannot.

51:24 Adam Then you finish yourself off.

51:26 Linkin Park No, it's not like I have to then, like because I have like a butt fetish too, so I have to have look at her butt for me to even be able to.

51:37 Adam Right. But Sivas-

51:38 Linkin Park Are you sure you're not gay? He's gay.

51:40 Drew No, no, no.

51:42 Linkin Park No, I'm absolutely positively a lesbian. I love him.

51:47 Adam Sivas though, you do then finish yourself off at the end.

51:50 Linkin Park Yes.

51:51 Adam Okay.

51:52 Linkin Park There's no other way. I mean- Right.

51:53 Adam Okay.

51:54 Drew Hold on, relax.

51:54 Adam What I was stating an hour ago, I just want to make sure we're on the same page. So then you stare at her ass and you finish yourself off.

52:01 Linkin Park Right. Right.

52:01 Adam Now, what position are you in when you're finishing yourself off?

52:05 Linkin Park Upside down, turn around, on the countertop, everywhere. I mean, we do everything.

52:09 Drew When you finish.

52:10 Linkin Park When I finish.

52:12 Adam Hold on a second. He has like an attention deficit disorder or something. He has some kind of screw loose kind of energy going on. He can barely stay with the conversation.

52:24 Drew It may just be anxiety.

52:26 Adam Sifas?

52:27 Linkin Park Yes.

52:28 Adam When you finish yourself off, after you're done doing your wife in every room of the house, what position are you in?

52:37 Linkin Park Usually on the bed, just on my back.

52:39 Adam On your back, on the bed, with your legs out in front of you, right?

52:43 Linkin Park Yes, sir.

52:43 Adam All right. Now, what if you assume that same position and she then got on top of you and turned around, good call, Drew, turned around so that you could see the TV set more. No, what were you going at? Oh, yes. You could see her ass. Don't you think something may come out of you at that point?

53:03 Linkin Park Tried it.

53:04 Adam Yeah.

53:05 Linkin Park I did try it and tried it numerous of times.

53:08 Adam What if you got yourself going to right at the brink that she jumped on top?

53:13 Linkin Park Well, that's how she got pregnant. I mean, I got myself going. And right before I was ready to erupt, she would jump on and finish. Okay.

53:24 Adam Now, what if you do that same technique, but except for right before you're ready to erupt, you knock it back a few minutes?

53:33 Drew Or if vibrator is what's sort of desensitizing, what about getting something like that back involved?

53:37 Adam Yeah. How about putting that in your ass?

53:40 What do you say?

53:42 Linkin Park I mean, maybe your wife could also, you know, offer a hand in that at the end too. That might help her feel like she's contributing to you.

53:51 Linkin Park In what way offer, like doing what?

53:54 Linkin Park Well, instead of you finishing yourself off, why don't you let your wife finish you off?

53:57 Linkin Park That's the thing. As soon as she touches me, it won't work. It's like I have this position that I put my hand on it, and it's like I can only ejaculate that way.

54:11 Adam This is like a certain technique.

54:14 Linkin Park It's like a comfort zone, you know, and I'm stuck there.

54:16 Drew The real thing.

54:17 Adam I know. All right. Here's what's going on. No, I know what's going on. I mean, you've been doing this so often and for so long, and your penis is used to this very specific sensation, and anything else feels sort of foreign. But a lot of it is emotional and psychological, and you have to sort of get over that hump, pardon the pun. And I would say that if you worked on yourself a little bit, and instead of getting right to the brink, you got a few minutes away from the brink, and got her on top, and you went. All you need is one of those to then sort of erase the stigma in your mind and be able to go forward from this point.

54:58 Drew And you have to find a way not to be so anxious about it. You are so anxious you can't even follow a conversation. You have to calm down about all this. Okay.

55:05 Linkin Park Just slow it down.

55:06 Adam Just relax, do some quail-oats or something, or get on some hash.

55:11 Linkin Park Get on some Ritalin.

55:13 Drew I'm sure you have been on, yes?

55:14 Adam No, I haven't. Is anyone suggesting?

55:17 Linkin Park No SSRIs. Like the sort of serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

55:20 Drew But Joe, you're a kid. You weren't suggesting you be on Ritalin?

55:22 Linkin Park Okay. All right.

55:23 Drew So just anxiety.

55:23 Adam What do you do for a living?

55:24 Linkin Park What do I do? I counsel high school kids. I'm a counselor.

55:29 Adam Wow.

55:29 Linkin Park Maybe that's the problem. Really?

55:30 Drew No, no.

55:31 Linkin Park Very well, it could be.

55:32 Adam All right.

55:33 Drew Eight minutes with them, right?

55:33 Adam I got the wrong guy. All right, C-Fish.

55:36 Drew Good luck, pal.

55:37 Linkin Park Guys, to that band, man, you guys rock, man. I've never heard of you before, but good luck with your career. I think you guys are going to make it. Thanks, C-Fish.

55:45 Adam All right.

55:47 Drew What do you give them the wheezes aphorism about this stuff?

55:52 Adam Juice them up and go?

55:53 Drew No.

55:53 Adam What's the wheezes aphorism? What do you mean?

55:57 Drew Sex is good, but.

55:58 Adam Oh, no, no, that's snakes aphorism, which is sex is good, but it's not the real thing. And then he does the hand gesture and we all laugh hysterically. It was funny when I was 19, at least. But I think he's got to get his wife involved. And I think he had the right plan there of her hopping on at the end. Now he ought to see if he can have her hop on a little bit sooner and a little bit sooner. And eventually all his penis has to do is get used to it one time that way and he'll be fine.

56:27 Drew He needs some practice, right? It's so fascinating to think, though, is this, and he fetishizes, is there some psychological issue? I mean, was he hyper aroused at a young age? Or was it merely that he got his hands on this instrument that desensitized him in some way at such a young age that developmental pathways didn't even set up?

56:43 Adam Right. I think it's probably all of the above. Jessica?

56:48 Yes.

56:48 Adam You're 19. What's up?

56:50 Caller Okay. I've been on Depropavera for about four and a half years. And so I haven't had a normal period for a long time. And I know that's how the body naturally cleanses out the vagina and everything. And so I'm wondering if there's a different way to, I guess, cleanse myself out since I'm not.

57:08 Drew No, there's no cleansing needed because you don't overgrow the endometria.

57:11 Adam What about the seltzer?

57:13 Drew Yeah, the seltzer one will be good. So Jessica, no, that's the way this thing is designed to be used.

57:18 Caller Well, I've had a lot of bacterial vaginosis and yeast infections and so...

57:25 Drew No, there you go. Are you having sex a lot?

57:27 Caller Yeah.

57:27 Drew Okay, well, that's where that comes from.

57:30 Adam But that doesn't have to do with her not sloughing off.

57:33 Drew No, nothing.

57:35 Adam Okay, well it's not a bad theory.

57:36 Linkin Park Isn't there medication that they can take to get rid of all that stuff?

57:40 Drew The yeast infections?

57:41 Linkin Park Yeah, and the odor and things like that.

57:43 Drew Yeah, absolutely. I'm sure she's been treated a number of times, right? Yes. Yeah, and so it's very simple to treat. The problem is you can pass it back and forth, partners can give it to you. Any sort of disruption of that sensitive environment in the vagina can actually trigger off these kinds of infections.

57:56 Adam Are some women just prone to this?

57:58 Drew Yeah.

57:58 Adam And they change their diet or do anything differently?

58:01 Drew Yeah, you know, I've had patients where you could never, you know, people thought it was, where they thought it was something coming from the colon or how they wipe. I'm all kinds of theories, but most of the time, no matter what, you can't figure it out with the people that have recurrence of these problems.

58:13 Adam All right, Jessica?

58:15 Caller Yes.

58:15 Adam Good luck with the vagina.

58:16 Caller Well, does it have to do with it?

58:17 Adam We're all pulling for it.

58:18 Drew Probably not.

58:19 Caller With the depo-provera?

58:21 Drew Probably not. And there is an estrogen combo with the depo-provera now. You could talk to your doctor about that, that might create some bleeding.

58:27 Adam Yeah, he supersized that depo shot. And he got the side estrogen.

58:34 An intense mood swing.

58:35 Adam Yeah, I'll have the... Well, the mood swings are actually......the thousand island and the estrogen.

58:39 Drew That actually is a serious issue. The mood disturbances from depo-provera can be really serious. So you need to talk about that with your doctor. That to me is a reason potentially to stop it.

58:47 Caller Philip?

58:49 Caller Yes?

58:50 Caller You're thirty-two. What's up? Well, I'm from the LA area and my wife really likes the band. I want to tell you guys, your record is really definitely great. But, you know, I took off work and I drove my wife up to a show in Phoenix where you guys played. You know, we've been married a couple years. She's younger than me. And, you know, after the show we were hanging out and she was kind of like talking to a few of the guys that work for the band. And, you know, she wanted to go back and get an autograph and stuff. And, you know, this big bald guy who works for us.

59:25 Drew Already this is BS. This is BS.

59:27 Linkin Park We love you, Stefano.

59:28 Zuka? Zuka?

59:30 Linkin Park Zuka, Zuka.

59:30 Caller Zuka, Zuka.

59:34 Adam Who knew it?

59:34 Drew There you go.

59:36 That's our guitar guy.

59:39 Linkin Park That's our boy.

59:40 Adam What's his name?

59:41 Linkin Park Stefano. But we can call him Stephanie on the show.

59:44 Adam Stephanie. Are you calling from North Hollywood?

59:48 Caller Yeah.

59:49 Adam That's God's country out there, isn't it?

59:51 Caller He smokes the crane.

59:53 Beautiful.

59:55 Caller I love you guys.

59:56 Linkin Park We love you too, man.

59:57 Caller Peace out.

59:59 Adam Thanks, Stefano. If you're a guitar tech, you get to get out there and play some licks before the band hits the stage, right? Yeah. Yeah. We thought that'd be pretty cool. Sometimes if you play big enough venues, the crowd thinks it's the band. You know what I'm talking about?

1:00:14 Caller Not with our crew.

1:00:15 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah.

1:00:16 Linkin Park Trust me, not with our crew.

1:00:22 Adam Cheryl, you're 15.

1:00:25 Caller I'm 17.

1:00:25 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:00:28 Caller Like a little while ago, I've been with my boyfriend for like a couple of months now, and he asked me to shave my pubic hair a little while ago, like a couple weeks ago. And I'm not like really hairy or really bushy or anything. He just, I don't know, he thought that he'd be like kind of sexy, I guess. And so I did last like a couple days ago, and I was fine because I wasn't wearing underwear for a while because I thought it would like, I don't know, give it some time to, I don't know, so I wouldn't irritate the skin or whatever.

1:00:56 Adam Did you shave it clean?

1:00:57 Caller No, just like, I don't know, a little, a little make it a little less. I don't know.

1:01:04 Yeah.

1:01:05 Caller Wow.

1:01:06 Adam You really got you really have a gift for words there. I don't know. Gabby, Gabby, share all the color. Was that, I mean, was it like, you know, quarter inch long, the hair, eight inch?

1:01:16 Caller No, no, no, I mean, he just like, shave it like small, like.

1:01:20 Drew He shaved it?

1:01:21 Caller No, he didn't, he wanted me to. Shave it like smaller so that like, so cuter, I don't know.

1:01:27 Linkin Park He just kind of wanted to mow the lawn.

1:01:29 Adam On the sides, you mean?

1:01:30 Caller Yeah, like on the sides and on the top and stuff, just make it a little, like, like in porn, they always have these little triangles. I don't know.

1:01:36 Drew Right, it's easy for you to talk about it, isn't it, Shia?

1:01:40 Caller Oh, sorry.

1:01:41 Adam That's all right, okay, so you did that.

1:01:43 Caller Yeah, and as soon as I started wearing underwear again, like it really irritated the skin and now I have these like red bumps and they like itch.

1:01:51 Adam Right.

1:01:52 Caller Yeah.

1:01:52 Drew Didn't somebody tell us about some cream that worked really well for that? Yeah. What the hell was that?

1:01:57 Caller Yeah, so I don't get it.

1:01:58 Drew Who told us about that?

1:02:00 Adam I was talking about it with one of our guests who used it.

1:02:05 Drew Something that had changed the canister or something? Yeah.

1:02:07 Adam Yeah. They have stuff for that. You know, you can go to the beauty supply store and get that kind of stuff.

1:02:13 Caller Okay.

1:02:14 Adam It's called the badge goo.

1:02:17 Caller No, what was that?

1:02:19 Adam It wouldn't be a bad name for something. I'd buy Canada. Now I know what the stuff is called and I can't remember the name of it, but the point is if you go to like a beauty supply store and tell them you want to get some cream or some salve or something for bikini waxing or bikini area, they'll tell you, they'll give you something.

1:02:40 Drew Ten Skin?

1:02:40 Adam Ten Skin is the name of the stuff.

1:02:42 Drew Ten Skin.

1:02:43 Caller Well, how fast will it go away though?

1:02:45 Adam A couple of months.

1:02:46 Drew Ten Skin? Listen, ten skin and if it's a folliculitis, sometimes it can actually really be a genuine infection.

1:02:52 Caller What?

1:02:53 Drew It's infection of the hair follicle basically, irritation of the hair follicle.

1:02:56 Caller Okay.

1:02:56 Drew And Adam swears by this ten skin.

1:02:59 Adam Yeah. I think you put a little oxy, a little oxy five or ten on there. Yeah, absolutely.

1:03:03 Drew He uses that on his neck and that's why he swears it's good for the pubic area.

1:03:07 Adam Well, why not? It's the same thing. I mean, well, hold on a second. You shave, you know, you shave the hair.

1:03:13 Drew It's different skin up there. A lot different.

1:03:16 Adam You're saying the, you're trying to tell me that the skin on my neck is not exactly the same as a woman's vagina?

1:03:22 Drew That's what I'm saying.

1:03:23 Adam How dare you?

1:03:24 Caller It's very close.

1:03:25 Adam Dare you humiliate me in front of the band?

1:03:27 Drew It looks the same.

1:03:28 Adam No, it's the same theory though. It's the same stuff, which is you shave these hairs. These hairs are thick, coarse hairs. For me, it's not a different hair. I have pubic hair on my neck.

1:03:40 Drew Very attractive.

1:03:40 Adam You know what I'm saying? This is why black men get that shaving rash, get those bumps on their Adam's apple.

1:03:47 Drew There's a cream that's out now, Vanica, that will actually make the hair, it is an enzyme that dissolves the production of the hair. The hair won't come out. Even for people with shaving, they can shave every two weeks.

1:04:00 Adam But it's too light for that.

1:04:02 Drew No, no, for her, yeah. But for you, Vanica, we got to get that.

1:04:07 Adam Can you get that? Yeah. Is it prescription?

1:04:09 Drew Yeah, it's going to be a huge deal. It's primarily, originally, it was for women with that sort of Semi-Am hair on their face, that light hair, that doesn't go away with laser.

1:04:20 Adam No.

1:04:20 Drew So it was to take care of that, but they're now realizing they can use it on other areas of the body. Men can use it, they have irritating shaving hairs.

1:04:26 Adam Give me a nice 50-gallon drum of that, and a couple of tongue depressors so I can apply. But go to the beauty supply store and get this stuff. There's a whole section of razor bump stuff that's for the bikini area and use that stuff.

1:04:41 Drew In the meantime, let's listen to a song.

1:04:42 Adam Oh, okay. This is a little something from Linkin Park, and this one is called Crawling.

1:04:48 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:08:09 Adam And a little, hey, Drew, over here with the show. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. Linkin Park is the name of the band.

1:08:17 Linkin Park We'd like to thank the live audience for showing up and applauding for the song afterwards. That was nice.

1:08:22 Adam Yeah. We're glad to have him back. We're missing him for a couple of days.

1:08:25 Caller Drew? Yeah.

1:08:26 Adam You all right? You're just sitting there like you got something to say?

1:08:30 Drew I was in the middle of a conversation with Adam. I want to pick it back up again.

1:08:33 Adam I see.

1:08:33 Drew It's time for break.

1:08:34 Adam All right. Well, why don't you put your headphones on and act like you're doing a show, and then we'll go to break, and you can finish up.

1:08:39 Drew Now, can we take them off again?

1:08:40 Adam Yeah. We're going to take a break. We'll be back.

1:08:42 Caller Good. Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:19 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Linkin Park is our guest tonight. Mike Jones, Chester are all here from the band. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. And let's hop back to the phones and talk to Chris. Chris is 19. Chris.

1:09:36 Caller How's it going, man?

1:09:37 Adam Good.

1:09:38 Caller How you guys doing? Good.

1:09:39 Drew What's going on there?

1:09:40 Caller Okay. I have a girlfriend. She's also 19, and we have a 15-month-old son. Okay. The problem is when she was younger, she kind of sort of had a kind of sort of like a molestation scare. It was a family member that kind of sort of acted on an impulse and just kind of sort of like freaked her out when she was in kindergarten or something.

1:10:08 Drew What did he do?

1:10:10 Caller I guess they were just like walking, and he pulled her into like some bushes and jumped on top of her and started kissing her. And then he realized what he did and got off. And that was it. Okay.

1:10:24 Adam How much older? How old was she?

1:10:27 Caller Six.

1:10:28 Adam And how old was he?

1:10:31 Caller Probably about three or four years older.

1:10:34 Drew Nine.

1:10:35 Caller Somewhere about there.

1:10:36 Linkin Park All right.

1:10:37 Drew That's not it. Whatever's going on now, that's not what it's from.

1:10:41 Adam How do you know? Maybe nothing's going on now. Oh, okay. Could have been college to say everything was A-okay.

1:10:49 Caller About when she was a freshman in high school, okay, she was raped. I believe that she was with some friends or whatever and she got high and he started hitting on her and she passed out and woke up and he was on top of her and she went and passed out again, okay. I believe a couple months later she got raped again, okay. I got, she never told anybody. Me and her started going out our sophomore year and she's the only person, I'm the only person she's ever told about that.

1:11:33 Drew What's your question exactly?

1:11:34 Adam So, she got raped after you started going out or before?

1:11:38 Caller Before.

1:11:38 Drew Twice before.

1:11:39 Adam Twice before, okay.

1:11:40 Caller And we also separated for a month and she got raped then too.

1:11:44 Drew There's more here than even you know I suspect, but go ahead, what's the question?

1:11:49 Caller Okay, the question is, since we have a son, she needs to address this. She's gone to a therapist before and she really liked him and everything, but she never told him about that. Okay, I'm the only person she's ever told about that.

1:12:02 Drew How long has she go to therapy for?

1:12:05 Caller Six months.

1:12:06 Drew Can she get back with that person?

1:12:07 Adam Nope. Okay, how about, well he raped her so they're not talking, but how about a female therapist? That would probably be better for her.

1:12:17 Caller I'm not sure if she really doesn't really want to go to a therapist.

1:12:21 Linkin Park Well, yeah.

1:12:22 Caller She doesn't talk about it, you know.

1:12:24 Adam What's her family like?

1:12:26 Caller Screwed up.

1:12:27 Drew Yeah, no doubt.

1:12:27 Adam Shocking, because this is somebody who comes from a bad family. If she's getting raped, you know, repeatedly, and she's, you know, not even 20 yet.

1:12:36 Caller I mean, it's not the same person doing it.

1:12:39 Drew We understand that, but this is not just about rape. This is a much more global issue of her psychiatric health.

1:12:47 Caller Yeah.

1:12:47 Drew And that needs to be dealt with. Rape counseling is a great idea, and going to a rape group, a women's group, would be helpful, but it will not be the whole story.

1:12:54 Caller Okay.

1:12:55 Drew She needs to get back to that therapist or find another one and get going.

1:12:58 Adam Don't you agree, though, that she should go to a woman that might help her open up?

1:13:03 Drew Yeah.

1:13:03 Adam And she's got a lot of issues with guys?

1:13:05 Drew Yeah.

1:13:06 Adam Alright. So, Chris?

1:13:08 Caller Yeah.

1:13:08 Adam You need to tell her as a mother now, and I'm sure her mother made a few mistakes with her.

1:13:15 Caller Oh, yeah?

1:13:16 Adam Yeah. And you need to tell her, listen, you don't want to make the same mistakes your mother made.

1:13:21 Caller Yeah.

1:13:22 Adam And I'm sure if we ever scratch beneath the surface of her mother's history, we find a lot of rape and abuse in there, too. I'm almost positive of it.

1:13:31 Caller She's not a biological mom.

1:13:32 Adam Well, if I... All the more reason to make my argument for it.

1:13:38 Caller I gotcha.

1:13:39 Adam Alright, Chris. Your instincts are good. And, you know, don't make it all her work. Say, we, we, we, and then go, I made an appointment for you. That's what I do.

1:13:48 Caller I mean, I try to help her out as much as I can. I mean, her mom won't pay for it. You know, she says if anybody needs therapy, her mom does. And I have her to pay for, I have her to pay for everything, you know. But she says the insurance won't cover it and this and that.

1:14:01 Drew Well, if you're offering to pay for everything, what the hell difference does the insurance make?

1:14:03 Caller Exactly.

1:14:04 Drew Alright.

1:14:05 Adam Hey, Chris.

1:14:06 Drew Good luck.

1:14:06 Adam Your instincts are good. But you do have your hands full here. And she's got to get going with this because she will screw that kid up. Alright.

1:14:14 Caller Alright. Thanks a lot.

1:14:16 Adam Alright. Well, these guys, it's really like a 19-year-old guy with the 15-month baby and this chick who came from basically a Cuisinart, is really like, he might as well just be at the helm of a battleship going into battle. You know what I mean? I mean, he just used a transporter from Star Trek to land him at the helm of a battleship during a full-fledged Kamikaze attack. He's not a bad guy, may have a few decent instincts, but he just lost.

1:14:50 Linkin Park He's got to play it full.

1:14:51 Adam Right. She's got to get into some therapy. All right. JR.

1:14:56 Hi.

1:14:56 Adam Hey, you're 14. What's up?

1:14:58 Caller I have a question for the band Linkin Park. You guys are the best. Thanks. I want to know where you guys came up with the name Linkin Park. Where did you guys get it from?

1:15:07 Drew I wanted to know that too.

1:15:09 Linkin Park Actually, we were in need of a new name. There's a park in Santa Monica. It was one of those things. I just kind of read it and said, you know, that'd be a cool name for a band. Put it on my list.

1:15:21 Caller But you need a backtrack because we used to be called, the name of our album is Hybrid Theory.

1:15:24 Drew We used to be called Hybrid Theory.

1:15:25 Caller That name is a little bit confining.

1:15:27 Linkin Park If you're called Hybrid Theory, you've got to play a certain type of music.

1:15:30 Caller People are expecting you to play this rap rock type of thing. With a name like Linkin Park, you have a little more room to move.

1:15:38 Linkin Park That's what we liked about it. A lot more vibe, a little less specific.

1:15:43 Caller We could play around with it a little more and let the music define the name.

1:15:46 Caller That's cool. Do you guys remember the K-Rock Concert, the free one at Best Buy? Oh yeah.

1:15:52 Linkin Park Of course.

1:15:52 Caller Of course. I was there and I was wondering if you guys remember me. Chester and Mike. Mike, I gave you a bracelet and I want you to wear my glasses.

1:16:00 What did it look like, dude?

1:16:02 Caller What I look like?

1:16:03 Drew What did the bracelet look like?

1:16:07 Adam The one you gave him.

1:16:08 Caller Oh, it was like a metal one, just like a little ball bracelet. And I asked you where my glasses and you said, like, no, I can't sing like that, it's a ball. And then Chester, when I was coming out of the parking lot, I saw on the CD you had bleach tears, so I didn't notice you like at the concert, you know, because you had different hair. And you're coming out and I said, nice pants, and your girlfriend, I guess, maybe, said, thanks. I'm like, well, not you, him, because they're both wearing red dickies.

1:16:36 Drew All right.

1:16:38 Adam And then you went home and you had some yoo-hoo, and your mom made you a cheese sandwich, and what was on TV?

1:16:53 Drew Thanks, dude.

1:16:53 Linkin Park Take care, man.

1:16:55 Adam Boy, talk about the retracing footsteps.

1:16:59 Caller It's a very memorable day, I guess.

1:17:01 Adam Yeah.

1:17:01 Caller You know, every second of it.

1:17:03 Adam That's a fan. And Linkin Park in Santa Monica, that's on Linkin, I'm guessing. Yeah. I'm trying to think where that park is.

1:17:11 Drew It's the one with all the homeless people in it.

1:17:13 Adam Yeah.

1:17:14 Linkin Park Just look for the nice neighborhood with the crack dealers in the park.

1:17:17 Adam That's the one. Right, right. What's the cross street? Linkin and what?

1:17:22 Linkin Park I'm not even sure because...

1:17:23 Adam Washington, I think.

1:17:24 Linkin Park I don't even know my own home address.

1:17:27 Caller That's not there often enough to know it.

1:17:30 Linkin Park Exactly.

1:17:31 Adam Kim, you're 15?

1:17:33 Caller Yeah.

1:17:33 Drew What's up?

1:17:36 Caller I was wondering, okay, how are you guys tonight?

1:17:38 Linkin Park We're doing great.

1:17:39 Caller Yeah, okay. That's good. I have a problem. My friends are telling me that I have a split personality.

1:17:47 Drew And what do they mean by that? Given they're 15, I'm sure they have extensive training.

1:17:51 Caller Wow.

1:17:54 Caller It's adults too. They're telling me that I have a split personality. And like, I'll be different around one group of people than I would be with a different group of people.

1:18:05 Drew Are they saying this like for real? Is it like joking or they're serious?

1:18:09 Caller No, they're being serious.

1:18:10 Caller They're like worried about me.

1:18:11 Drew Describe to me specific. Hello? She's talking to herself.

1:18:15 Caller Okay.

1:18:18 Caller Hello?

1:18:18 Adam Yeah.

1:18:19 Caller Okay, sorry?

1:18:19 Drew Describe to me specifically how you act in one group as opposed to the other.

1:18:24 Caller Like in one group, they say I'm like really depressed all the time and I won't talk and I'm just totally oblivious to everything and then in the other group I'm just like myself, I'm hyper and happy and-

1:18:39 Drew And when you are in either of these states, are you aware of your surroundings? Do you know who you are?

1:18:45 Caller No, not at all. Yeah.

1:18:49 Adam Who are you talking to there, Kim?

1:18:50 Caller My dad.

1:18:51 Adam No, yeah? Let's talk to him. Put him on. Seriously. No, no. You don't know where you are, so. What are we talking to now?

1:19:01 Caller I'm talking, sorry.

1:19:02 Adam We talking to the hyper manic one or we talking to the depressed morose one?

1:19:06 Caller I'm talking to myself right now.

1:19:08 Adam Oh, yourself? Well, which one's yourself?

1:19:10 Caller The hyper one.

1:19:11 Drew And when you're not yourself, are you aware of things?

1:19:14 Caller No.

1:19:15 Drew You're out of it?

1:19:15 Caller Yeah.

1:19:16 Adam So when you're the depressed one, you're out of it, right?

1:19:20 Drew You may dissociate a little bit or you may just have a severe depression that may make you feel kind of out of it. Were you badly abused when you were a child?

1:19:27 Caller No, not at all.

1:19:28 Drew Because that's what creates split personality.

1:19:30 Linkin Park And these different types of groups of people, are these like different groups of family or are they your friends? Are you depressed around your friends or are you happy around your friends when you're with your family or sad or is it opposite?

1:19:42 Caller It's like, it's opposite. It could be any different group though.

1:19:48 Caller It could switch.

1:19:49 Drew Are you otherwise okay? Any other symptoms?

1:19:51 Caller No, I'm not aware of how I'm feeling.

1:19:55 Drew Alright, it just seems to me that this is a sudden change.

1:19:58 Adam Alright, listen, I'm deeming this a non-problem.

1:20:01 Drew Well, I'm deeming it a problem.

1:20:02 Adam You are?

1:20:03 Drew I suggest she get worked up medically to make sure it's not something unusual, neurologically going on with her, because she seems confused about these symptoms. She's not aware of them, she has no insight into them, and yet other people are aware and concerned.

1:20:14 Adam I don't know, it didn't sound like much to do about nothing. Kim?

1:20:19 Caller Yeah?

1:20:20 Adam Really, are people around you worried about this?

1:20:22 Caller Yeah, they're like totally being serious.

1:20:24 Adam Okay, your parents are?

1:20:26 Caller Yeah.

1:20:26 Adam Okay, have they taken you in to be evaluated?

1:20:29 Caller No.

1:20:29 Adam Why? Then how serious do they think it is?

1:20:32 Caller They just think that I'm not myself. They just tell me all the time that I should stop.

1:20:39 Adam Oh, that's them now. Listen, tell your dad or your mom that you want to go in and be evaluated.

1:20:45 Caller Okay.

1:20:46 Adam Alright?

1:20:46 Caller Alright.

1:20:47 Drew Yeah, get it checked out. Maybe it's just normal behavior for you. Maybe you're a little bit depressed, but you're how old? 15? So that's not so uncommon to have significant personality change.

1:20:55 Adam Keep your parents out of your room. Yeah, your parents barge in on you when you're 15?

1:21:00 Drew That one is on the phone. Not like that, like every three minutes.

1:21:02 Adam Yeah. My dad was, I think, scared to death he was going to catch me whacking off so he didn't come in the room. From like 13 to the time I moved out, he never came in. He just talked through the door. I had a slot put in the door that slide the food under that. You know, I got one hour of recreation every day out in the yard. Pick and fight with other gang members.

1:21:21 Drew Crabbed in a popcorn can. I wouldn't be in that room either.

1:21:24 Adam I'm glad you brought that up, Drew. I really am.

1:21:26 Drew I thought the band would enjoy that.

1:21:28 Adam I didn't have a bathroom and I got locked out of the house. I was living out in the garage and I had a nice decorative popcorn tin. It worked. Uncle Vince and Aunt Pat sent me.

1:21:40 Drew Did you put cat litter in there or anything?

1:21:42 Adam No, I'd finished the popcorn though.

1:21:44 Drew That's good.

1:21:44 Adam I had the dignity to do that. It was a nice five-gallon decorative tin and it had a snap lid on it. I was locked out of the house. What was I supposed to do?

1:21:52 Drew Crap in the can.

1:21:52 Adam Crap in the can. That's right.

1:21:54 Drew They don't call it the can for nothing.

1:21:55 Linkin Park I would have done the same thing.

1:21:56 Adam Yeah, right?

1:21:57 Linkin Park Yeah, I'm with you.

1:21:58 Adam What do you think? Just cramp on the bed? Just take my paws and try to cover it up in the comforter?

1:22:03 Caller Take a break. Take a break?

1:22:04 Adam All right. We'll do that. Hey, Ashley?

1:22:07 Yeah?

1:22:07 Adam Yeah, we're going to take a break.

1:22:08 Okay.

1:22:08 Adam All right. Whatever problem you have, you'll still have it in about four minutes, right?

1:22:13 Caller Yep.

1:22:13 Adam Probably be worse, right?

1:22:15 Caller Maybe.

1:22:15 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, let's hope so. We'll hold on. All right. Linkin Park is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break and we'll be back. Love Line, I was surprised when the show starts. Linkin Park is our guest tonight. Hi, Brad. There is the name of the CD. And Drew is back, took himself a nice leak over there, right?

1:23:09 Drew Had a little brainstorming with Ann about who this band's where we're talking about.

1:23:12 Adam Right. Got some answers to some questions that didn't matter.

1:23:16 Drew Yeah. It would drive me crazy.

1:23:18 Adam That'll be on your tombstone. Ashley?

1:23:20 Drew Yeah?

1:23:20 Adam Hi, so you're fifteen. You've had sex fourteen times. And you still don't enjoy it?

1:23:28 Caller No, it doesn't feel good or anything.

1:23:29 Drew To me, this sort of goes to the eternal mystery of why fifteen-year-old female would have sex. Because it doesn't feel good to most of them.

1:23:38 Caller Oh, really?

1:23:39 Drew Yeah.

1:23:39 Adam But the part that feels good is that somebody really wants to have sex with the O.

1:23:44 Drew Yes, and you're sort of gratifying someone else and you feel the intimacy and closeness, but she's probably not even getting that.

1:23:50 Caller Yeah, when is it supposed to start feeling good?

1:23:53 Adam Usually by number seventeen or eighteen.

1:23:56 Caller No. I mean, I've gotten eaten out before and that feels really good.

1:24:02 Adam Oh, you have?

1:24:02 Caller Yeah.

1:24:03 Adam All right. Is that your dog or is that a guy?

1:24:07 Drew Same guy?

1:24:08 Caller Yeah.

1:24:09 Caller With all this.

1:24:10 Adam Number of the guy who did the fourteen on you?

1:24:12 Caller Yep.

1:24:13 Drew Are you really into this guy?

1:24:14 Caller Yeah.

1:24:14 Drew Really? All right.

1:24:16 Adam All right. So how old is he?

1:24:18 Caller He's sixteen.

1:24:20 Adam All right.

1:24:20 Drew Start to focus on the stuff and tell him to do the stuff that does feel good to you.

1:24:23 Caller What?

1:24:25 Linkin Park Focus on the things that feel good instead of-

1:24:27 Drew Right.

1:24:28 Linkin Park Instead of letting themselves kind of use you.

1:24:31 Caller No, no, no, no. I want to.

1:24:34 Linkin Park Well, I understand that, but, you know, try to get some satisfaction out of it, too.

1:24:38 Adam What is- what do you guys use him for birth control?

1:24:41 Caller Oh, no. We just use condoms.

1:24:43 Adam I see. All right. All right. Just be careful.

1:24:46 Drew Remember that morning after pill, the condom breaks.

1:24:48 Caller Yeah.

1:24:49 Adam And this is your boyfriend, right?

1:24:50 Caller Yep.

1:24:51 Adam Yeah. You'll work it out.

1:24:52 Caller All right. All right. Thanks.

1:24:54 Adam All right. Good times.

1:24:54 Caller Bye. All right.

1:24:56 Adam Yeah. I don't know what percentage of women. I would like to see some graph.

1:25:01 Drew Yeah.

1:25:01 Adam And what percentage of women enjoy sex age 15 to 18, and then 18 to 21, and 21 to 24, and so on and so on and so on. But you would just see it just going right up. Just right up.

1:25:16 Drew It would start from a very low level.

1:25:18 Adam Yeah.

1:25:18 Drew Very low levels of satisfaction.

1:25:20 Adam Yeah. There are women who are 15 who enjoy sex, but it's not most of them. And it's not even close to half of them. Now, there are women who enjoy the intimacy, the contact and the pleasing and all that kind of stuff. But just actual enjoying the sex, I don't think so. Yeah. And it's no wonder I couldn't get laid in high school. Nobody liked it. And the ones that did like it weren't going to do it with me. I found that out. It was bad times is what it was. But Jesus Christ, when we get into the 30s, look out, look out. They call the show, they're having orgasms on them. They went to the gym, they got on some treadmill and they bowed, bowed orgasm. That's great. Yeah. It's just you got that to look forward to. Except for you don't really want to nail them as bad. That's the sad, sad irony. It's the 17 year old, that new-billed 17 year old who doesn't like sex, that's the one you want. Right, Drew? That's right. Leanne, you're 19.

1:26:18 Caller Yeah.

1:26:19 Adam What's up?

1:26:20 Caller Well, about a week ago, me and my boyfriend were having anal intercourse.

1:26:25 Adam See what I'm talking about? Frigid at 19.

1:26:28 Caller And he made me bleed, and I had to go to the emergency room because I was feeling light-headed, and I was bleeding for about eight hours.

1:26:34 Adam Wow. Oh boy.

1:26:36 Linkin Park Big stereo.

1:26:37 Adam Yeah. And I would love to inflict that kind of damage on a woman just once in my life. And a woman, imagine how much high-fiving. Where's Leanne? She's on IV drip. They don't know if she's going to make it, quite frankly. What have it? Nailed her from behind. Nice. All right. So into the hospital, is he really big?

1:27:04 Caller Well, yeah.

1:27:06 Drew So what was it that had happened to you, a tear?

1:27:08 Caller Yeah. They did the scope and they found tears.

1:27:11 Drew Nice. This is why when people talk about anal sacrosanct, they go, what's the big deal? Sexually transmitted diseases. This is not that uncommon a thing to have tears and hemorrhoids and whatnot. And it can be serious if the bleeding really gets going.

1:27:23 Caller Yeah. Well, he told me he was going to go away and he gave me some painkillers for it.

1:27:28 Drew I mean, you know-

1:27:29 Caller Hold on.

1:27:30 Adam The doctor or your boyfriend?

1:27:32 Caller The doctor.

1:27:33 Drew I mean, you know, this country is very concerned about health care expense. Right. I'd like to see a comparison between dollars spent on this kind of outcome as opposed to say secondhand smoke.

1:27:43 Adam Right.

1:27:44 Drew I'm sure there are more dollars spent actually on this.

1:27:46 Adam Oh, absolutely. More people would be killed erectally than for a secondhand smoke, I'm sure of it. I'm going to conduct a study, an informal study held in my basement, but it'll be a study nonetheless. Leanne?

1:27:59 Drew Yeah.

1:28:00 Adam All right. So how long ago was this?

1:28:01 Caller This was about a week ago.

1:28:03 Drew You okay now?

1:28:04 Caller No. I'm still having complications.

1:28:06 Drew What's happening?

1:28:07 Caller Well, I'm still bleeding and the doctor told me I was going to probably not have control of my muscles down there.

1:28:13 Drew Oh, man. Forever or just for the time being?

1:28:16 Caller Well, he said it could be permanent.

1:28:18 Drew Wow. That is awful. What can happen is you can get scarring and things and it can be a big match.

1:28:24 Adam Leanne, have people contacted you about doing a PSA for like some late night FM radio? Perhaps this show? No. I could just see a nice testimonial. You and using a walker trying to get around. Pictures of you playing softball in the younger years enjoying life, enjoying outdoor life. Now, you know, chain smoking on a specially constructed chair. Leanne, I am sure your ass will bounce back from this.

1:28:54 Drew Yeah, but it can stricture. It can be a big mess.

1:28:57 Adam All right. And it's something you got to look after. Yeah. But we've all learned a valuable lesson. There's a story in the Bible about this, isn't there, Drew?

1:29:07 Drew Sodom and Gomorrah.

1:29:08 Adam Oh, there you go.

1:29:09 Drew All right.

1:29:10 Adam Tell Gomorrah to take it easy on you.

1:29:12 Drew She wants to give her a little break here. She wants to talk to the band.

1:29:15 Caller Can I ask Linkin Park something?

1:29:16 Drew Sure.

1:29:16 Caller I just want to know like when they're going to be coming to California like for concerts.

1:29:20 Drew Fresno, specifically.

1:29:21 Caller Fresno area.

1:29:24 Drew We'll be in San Bernardino on February 3rd for the Dragon Festival.

1:29:27 Caller The Dragon Festival?

1:29:28 Drew Yeah. How far from Sacramento are you?

1:29:31 Caller Sacramento, probably about two or three hours.

1:29:34 Drew You're going to be in Sacramento? Yeah, we're going to be in Sacramento. Like we said earlier, all the dates are on the website though. So you can figure out what the closest thing is there.

1:29:41 Caller What's the website?

1:29:46 Drew www.linkinpark.com We might be doing the next Acoustic Christmas too.

1:29:49 Caller So look out for that.

1:29:50 Caller Okay, that's cool.

1:29:51 Caller Thanks.

1:29:52 Drew All right.

1:29:52 Caller All right.

1:29:53 Drew Yeah, they should be announcing the list of bands for the next Acoustic Christmas. Yeah, pretty soon.

1:29:58 Adam I mean, could you just... I don't know, I was just thinking when she started talking about the doctor saying she may never be right and there's still continuous bleeding and so on and so on. I picture her dying from this and someone talking to her father like eight months. How's Leanne doing? She passed away. What happened? Moped accident. Tragic, very tragic.

1:30:25 Linkin Park Yeah, how do you explain that one?

1:30:26 Adam Yeah, I mean, no, no, there'd be some quick, be some quick spin, a quick spin put on that one with the family. Wouldn't there be, Drew?

1:30:34 Drew Yeah, just to keep their own sanity.

1:30:36 Adam Right.

1:30:36 Linkin Park All right.

1:30:38 Adam Let's talk to Annette, you're 17. What's up?

1:30:42 Caller Hey, I don't believe Linkin Park. You guys are amazing and recently, like last week, my friend, she's actually one of my closest friends, she just told me that she was lesbian. She sort of tipped me off before by saying how she thought, all these girls are so hot, but I kind of brushed it off because a lot of girls say that.

1:31:02 Caller But yeah.

1:31:04 Drew How old is she?

1:31:05 Caller She's 17 too.

1:31:06 Drew She's decided she's just lesbian.

1:31:08 Caller Yeah. I don't know where this came from. I want to be supportive, but I really don't know how to react to her.

1:31:16 Adam Well, she told you, do you think she told you for a reason?

1:31:21 Drew Like she's attracted to you?

1:31:22 Caller Oh, I hope not.

1:31:23 Adam Well, she may be. I mean, it's probably why she told you.

1:31:28 Caller But I'm comfortable with gay people. Like my mom's boss is gay, and she's so cool. I have a couple bisexual friends, but it's just that she's such a good friend of mine that he knows so much about me that it kind of freaks me out.

1:31:42 Adam But listen, your mom's boss over at the Big Five is gay, right? And you have bi friends, and you know, I mean, who could be better prepared for this than you?

1:31:53 Drew Yeah, it's just another one. And I understand that boundaries are an issue when you feel that close to someone, but you have to maintain them. It shouldn't change how you feel about your friend.

1:32:02 Linkin Park There's nothing wrong with it.

1:32:03 Adam Yeah, you will adapt. But keep in mind, and I don't want to freak you out or cause any unnecessary alarm, but the fact that she told her means that there may be a little attraction there.

1:32:16 Drew Or this is her very best friend and she needed to talk to someone. She trusted Annette. Who else would she tell?

1:32:23 Caller She didn't tell anyone and it's been like a week and a half, I think, and I haven't been distancing her on purpose, but subconsciously I just don't know what to say to her.

1:32:35 Drew Why don't you begin talking to her about how you're feeling and help her struggle with you? That you're having some funny feelings about it, you want to hang in, you want to be supportive, and you're talking about it just to sort of get through it.

1:32:45 Caller Okay. Can I just say something, Linkin Park? Yeah. My friend Tristan and I, we want to go to the Dragon Festival, but we live in Calabasas and so far.

1:32:54 Adam Well, they'll send a shuttle over.

1:32:56 Drew Helicopter, helicopter, I believe.

1:32:58 Linkin Park Yeah, we'll send a Lirjet, we'll pick you guys up.

1:33:00 Caller Are you guys going to do any local shows?

1:33:02 Drew Yeah, we're doing Calabasas High the week after.

1:33:04 Caller Oh, thanks.

1:33:05 Caller Yeah.

1:33:06 Caller All right.

1:33:07 Adam All right.

1:33:08 Drew Bye, take a look.

1:33:09 Adam Have fun. Don't get drunk with her.

1:33:11 Caller I won't.

1:33:11 Caller All right.

1:33:14 Adam Have some wine coolers and talk about my new lifestyle. All right. Linkin Park is here. We'll take a little break. We'll be back. All righty, well, there you have it. Another swell show.

1:33:58 Drew Swell.

1:34:00 Adam That was very painless.

1:34:01 Drew Yeah, quick. Yeah. We knew we liked these guys.

1:34:04 Adam Yeah, we did. We started in with a nice, healthy dose of ass kissing right at the top, and won the band over, and we were thick as thieves after that. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. Go out and get it if you haven't already, Linkin Park. Thanks a lot, guys.

1:34:19 Linkin Park Thank you. Thanks for having us, guys. Absolutely.

1:34:21 Adam Continued success and come back anytime at all.

1:34:24 Linkin Park Thank you.

1:34:24 Adam So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:29 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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