Episode 1000754886972

19:49 Voiceover Loveline, Coast to Coast.

19:52 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Eric Dane is our guest tonight. He has placed Dr. Wyatt Cooper from Gideon's Crossing. Monday nights, that would be tonight, right, Drew?

20:17 Drew That would be tonight.

20:18 Adam Yeah, that's a good radio there. Ten o'clock, ABC. The show looks good. I've never seen it. I'm always here Monday nights at ten o'clock. Although, Drew, you're oftentimes not here Monday nights at ten. Oftentimes, yes. Are you home watching Gideon's Crossing?

20:31 Drew And of course, you have a TiVo and things. What's your excuse these days?

20:34 Adam That is true. I did purchase a TiVo, but I thought it was described to me as a magic box that I could just will to show the programming that I wanted to watch, which would include Gideon's Crossing. As it turns out, it takes some hooking up.

20:50 Drew You're hooking up, but once it's hooked up, you just will it to work.

20:52 Adam I know, but I've not hooked it up yet.

20:54 Drew Oh, you got to have one of the TiVo guys coming to hook it up.

20:55 Adam This is Adam on my stereo rack for now coming on month number nine.

21:00 Drew Seriously, once you get hooked on TiVo, there ain't no getting off that. Yeah. Really, it's bad.

21:04 Adam Well, I think I know that in the back of my mind, but let's focus on Eric and Gideon's Crossing.

21:11 Eric Dane This is actually the second night, the second Monday night that it airs. It started on a Wednesday, so you guys have no excuses.

21:19 Adam But now we're still covered because we're here.

21:22 Eric Dane Oh, you're here on Wednesdays too?

21:23 Adam Yeah.

21:26 Eric Dane Good cover.

21:26 Adam I never thought I'd be happy to be here on a Wednesday night, but yeah. So we are covered. And how's the show doing? I see the commercials, the reviews, everything looks good.

21:37 Eric Dane Yeah, it's critically acclaimed.

21:39 Adam Yeah.

21:40 Eric Dane Well, that's good. It takes a while to build an audience.

21:44 Adam Yeah.

21:45 Eric Dane And, you know, as you guys probably know that, you know, if there's network support, then a show will have enough time to build that. If not, you know, a lot of good shows get lost in the shuffle.

21:56 Adam Yeah, yeah. There does seem to be a little bit of a god when it comes to good programming though. I mean, it does seem like one shows that are good, eventually make it and the word gets out and they find their following. I mean, there's been a long list of shows, none of which come to mind. Cagney and Lacey, a little letter writing campaign, got that show back on the air, I think. Yeah, after the first or second season or something and it went on to enjoy another X amount of seasons.

22:28 Eric Dane There are shows that have been, you know, not even breaking to the top hundred for the first season and for whatever reason, the network supports them. And, you know, audience follows, ratings follows and the show becomes a success.

22:43 Adam Yeah, just.

22:43 Eric Dane But they take a big hit financially to keep a show on the air that doesn't have strong ratings.

22:48 Adam Well, in a show like Gideon's Crossing, it's like making a movie every week, isn't it? It is. I mean, it's, lean up on the mic a little, please. I mean, it's a film that's an hour long, it's got a big cast. I mean, it just, I mean, it must be a few million bucks a week just to put the thing on the air.

23:08 Eric Dane I think it's a couple million a week. They actually, they aired the pilot Uninterrupted commercials.

23:14 Drew Wow.

23:14 Adam Yeah. Conversely, when I got home last night because the TiVo is not hooked up, I watched an entire E! True Hollywood story on the Dukes of Hazzard.

23:23 Drew No.

23:24 Adam Yeah.

23:24 Drew We were just, we were just at a party with Barbara.

23:27 Adam With Barbara Bach and...

23:29 Drew Who's Barbara Bach?

23:30 Eric Dane What did she play?

23:30 Drew Catherine Bach.

23:31 Adam Catherine Bach.

23:32 Eric Dane Is that Daisy Duke?

23:33 Adam Daisy Duke.

23:33 Eric Dane I love her.

23:34 Adam Yeah. You might not be quite as maybe not now, but when I was 12, she was the best thing in the world. Well, then you could just close your eyes and start drinking, or both. But the point is, this show was like in the top 10 and number one for a while and the network always hated it, and rightfully so. But if you do watch one of those episodes, it was on CBS too. I mean, you got to be kind of humiliated to have a show like that on your television.

24:03 Eric Dane There was timing. The American public was ready for a show like that.

24:07 Adam Yeah. Well, so we're hoping that they're ready for Gideon's Cross.

24:11 Eric Dane Yeah, me too.

24:12 Adam All right. So let's hop on the phones and speak to Jamie, who's 15 years old. Jamie?

24:21 Hello?

24:22 Adam Yeah. What's going on there, Jamie?

24:24 Drew In a stream?

24:25 Huh?

24:25 Adam You're in a koi pond?

24:26 Eric Dane She's in a bathtub.

24:27 No, I was washing my face and I had my little brother hold the phone for me.

24:31 Adam I see.

24:33 Drew What's going on, Jamie?

24:35 I like think about sex 24-7.

24:38 Eric Dane You're 15.

24:39 I can't stop thinking about it. I mean, it's like starting to interfere with my life.

24:44 Adam Could you send your little brother out of the bathroom before he completely demasculate him?

24:49 He's gone.

24:50 Adam Oh, he's gone. Good.

24:51 I'm not in the bathroom anymore.

24:52 Adam I see.

24:53 Drew Now she is out on the street.

24:55 I am not.

24:56 Drew Jamie, are you sexually compulsive or do you think it's just part of normal development?

25:01 I don't know.

25:02 Drew Were you sexually abused when you were growing up?

25:04 No, I never was. I've lost my virginity when I was barely 13, and ever since then, I don't know. I've had this thing with it. If I don't do it for a while, I just get really like, I don't know how to explain it.

25:17 Drew I swear to God, there's no clinical evidence that I have come across yet. But I think kids that get sort of aroused, sexually sort of programmed at a young age, it sets some motion going. These arousal mechanisms just get going, and pow, they're off and running.

25:36 Adam I mean, would violence be any different? You know what I mean? I mean, why not?

25:42 Drew If they got into violence, would they perpetuate some violence with them?

25:44 Adam Yeah. Great question. I think it would be the same.

25:47 Drew You think?

25:48 Adam Well, I mean, if you took a 12 or 13-year-old boy, especially, let's say, and you're violent with him or showed him a lot of violence.

25:54 Drew He'd still be like, let's just think it would take any other animal.

25:57 Adam Any other animal. You're violent with them at 12 or 13. They would probably be a more violent 15-year-old, more aggressive, more aggressive. One that wasn't exposed to it. Okay. Perfect. All right. So sexual, probably the same thing. Yeah. All right, Jamie, that's it. Your statistic? You're going to get uterine cancer in about six months. You'll pop out a few kids and call it a life. You're done.

26:19 I just don't like you, but you're making me very upset right now.

26:21 Adam You're very precocious, you youngin.

26:24 I'm trying to find out what's wrong with me.

26:26 Drew Are you able to contain these behaviors or do you keep having sex?

26:28 Well, I mean, I try not to, but it's hard not to.

26:31 Drew Same guy?

26:32 No.

26:33 Adam Wow. They're on the same team, at least, right?

26:36 Eric Dane Are you at least safe about it?

26:38 Oh, yeah.

26:38 Adam Tana?

26:39 I'm not going to, like, you know, go out. I haven't had sex with that many guys, but...

26:43 Adam Okay.

26:44 Only about four.

26:46 Eric Dane Well, you're 15. The list could be long, but...

26:49 It could be longer.

26:50 Adam Well, don't worry. You can still add up pretty good.

26:53 Eric Dane It could be worse.

26:54 Adam Hey, Jamie?

26:55 Yeah?

26:56 Adam How about you just find yourself one guy who, you know, you fall in love with, and you guys have a nice little high school relationship, and you have all the sex you want?

27:04 Okay. Sounds good.

27:05 Adam Is that all right?

27:06 All right.

27:06 Drew Can you do that? Is your model of relationships stable relationships?

27:10 No, no, not really. I have like, really, I just get involved with these guys.

27:14 Drew Yeah. But how about your family?

27:15 My family? Oh, no. All crashing down.

27:18 Drew Yeah, I see.

27:19 Adam Yeah. They mess? Where's your dad?

27:22 My dad, I live with my dad.

27:24 Adam All right. How's he doing?

27:26 He's a really good dad. He tries.

27:28 Drew But wait a minute, that means mom's a total disaster. Yeah.

27:31 Eric Dane Where's mom?

27:32 Mom's kind of distant. She's far, she lives far away from me, and I just got my relationship back with her.

27:39 Drew Why?

27:40 I never really knew her when I was growing up.

27:41 Drew Why?

27:42 Why?

27:43 Drew Why?

27:43 She decided that she needed to find herself and that this didn't involve me or my brothers.

27:49 All right. Yes.

27:50 Drew She's a drug addict?

27:52 No. She never did drugs, but well, when she was younger, she did, but she was just always really flighty. I don't know how to explain it.

27:59 She's just kind of a crazy artist.

28:01 All right.

28:02 Adam Yeah, that's drugs. Jamie.

28:04 All right.

28:04 Adam Listen, you have these these. You're compelled to act out. You don't have to act out. You understand what's going on?

28:11 Yeah.

28:12 Adam God knows I wanted sex in high school. You didn't see me off having sex through high school or my adult years. Still. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right, Jamie. I just find a guy and settle in.

28:24 Drew You'll be happy in a relationship.

28:25 Adam Don't get pregnant.

28:26 All right.

28:26 Adam, I love you.

28:27 Adam All right. Good. I'm glad we're back.

28:29 All right.

28:31 Adam Well, we talk about this all the time. If a woman, especially a cute 15 year old wants to have sex, she will have sex.

28:39 Drew No problem.

28:40 Adam No problem. And we've talked about this way more than once, which is it's one thing to say, listen, I'm not going to do any more coke. But it's another thing to go to a party every weekend where there's a big pile of coke and say you're not going to do coke. You know what I mean? And when you're an attractive 15-year-old girl in this day and age with some momentum, you're at a party every weekend. I mean, there are guys hitting on you left and right constantly. You know that all you have to do is walk across the party and start talking to some guy. And if you want to have sex with them, he will be there to have sex with you. I mean, you're asking them to govern themselves, but it's not quite the same as someone who was more like us maybe in high school who couldn't get any. Or just any guy.

29:29 Drew How dare you?

29:30 Adam Well, all right, all right. I mean any guy who would have to initiate.

29:34 Drew Don't look at Eric.

29:34 Adam I'm sorry. I know. Eric got a lot of tail in high school. But what I'm saying is, is there's a big difference between turning something down and initiating it. I mean, I'll do fine in life without initiating stuff. I won't do anything. But if somebody came up to me and said, how about I give you a BJ? The answer would always be yes. True? You know, you found that out when we were traveling.

30:01 Drew I only said it to you once.

30:02 Adam That's what I mean. But it was yes, right?

30:05 Drew Yeah, it was.

30:05 Dave? Yes.

30:07 Adam You're 27.

30:09 Caller Yes. I took steroids for about 30 days, four months ago.

30:14 Eric Dane What kind of steroids did you take?

30:16 Caller Initially, there were like a little pill that I put under my tongue.

30:23 Drew Testosterone pills? Yes.

30:24 Caller And then I took injections as well.

30:26 Of what?

30:27 Caller Testosterone as well.

30:28 Drew Wow.

30:29 Eric Dane For 30 days?

30:30 Drew Yes.

30:31 Eric Dane Did you experience any side effects?

30:33 Caller Well, now I am.

30:35 Drew You were on it? You didn't feel more aggressive?

30:37 Caller No, I didn't at all.

30:38 Drew Really? You didn't hang on to fluid?

30:41 Caller No.

30:42 Adam Hang on to fluid.

30:43 Drew It gets a little swelled up in addition to the muscle development?

30:46 Adam No.

30:47 Caller You know, I didn't at all and then I kind of got my head together and realized that it wasn't a good idea and I quit. But now, I guess starting in September, I have been having a hard time getting and maintaining an erection. I am wondering if there is a connection there.

31:00 Eric Dane Well, there is. Doctor, would you like to go ahead, Russ? Well, I think you have exhausted your testosterone levels. And a lot of times when people take testosterone and use it as a steroid, you have to take some sort of like something to back it up when you're done taking it to sort of reproduce testosterone because you're completely drained.

31:20 Caller You know, since then, when I first started having this problem, which was in September, I went to a urologist and had my testosterone levels checked. That was the first thing he did.

31:29 Drew Off the testosterone supplements, right?

31:32 Caller Correct.

31:32 Drew Okay, and what was it?

31:34 Caller He said it was normal.

31:35 Drew Yeah, well, you know, when you've taken exogenous hormone, it shuts down your normal hormone production.

31:41 Adam That's what Eric's talking about.

31:43 Drew But in this case, it's some kind of difficulty responding to testosterone. Okay.

31:48 Adam So you're producing it, but you're not reacting to it.

31:50 Drew Which is the other thing that happens, your body down-regulates when you over-stimulate. Now, in my experience, usually the people that I see with the problem you're describing have been on steroids for a few years. And there are things that could be done, Clomid, Beta-HCG, and of course Viagra may be of use. But in those cases that I have seen in which this develops, it is a chronic problem.

32:09 Adam Really?

32:09 Drew That's it? That's it.

32:10 Adam Your body just takes that path?

32:12 Drew I've never seen anyone develop it this quickly though, Dave. So I suspect if you get on some Clomid or HCG or these things that sort of turn on some of those functions, it might turn on. But you need to see an endocrinologist that specializes in male issues.

32:26 Caller Endocrinologist.

32:27 Drew Endocrinologist. Okay?

32:28 Adam All right, there it is.

32:29 Caller So to tell the truth, I may have this problem for the rest of my life and there's no turn on.

32:33 Drew Well, I'd be surprised, frankly.

32:34 Adam It's really kind of scary.

32:36 Drew If you'd be doing the steroids for two years and this happened, I'd say that's it. But after a month, it'd be surprising.

32:43 Adam All right, so you start introducing testosterone in your body. Your body says, oh, we got enough testosterone. Let's stop making it.

32:51 Drew Let's stop making it. Stop responding to it. Your body, the fun thing about the, fun thing, the funny thing about the endocrine and neurologic system, the brain and the hormones.

32:58 Adam Oh, I know the endocrine and neurologic system.

33:01 Drew I know you do, Adam. It's for the sake of the rest of the list.

33:03 Adam I understand, Drew. But you know, I did clean carpets right out of high school. So I know.

33:08 Drew It's like, Everclear probably understand this too, but it's like the body sort of knows where it's, how active it's supposed to be.

33:14 Adam Right.

33:14 Drew So if you start bombarding it with things from outside the body, it brings itself back down or up, whatever the case may be, to where it's supposed to be.

33:22 Adam Right. Or at least tries.

33:23 Drew It's why you would draw from drugs after you've been on it for a long period of time. Or you take sedating drugs, they stop being sedating after a period of time. Your body goes back to what should be a baseline level of activity.

33:33 Adam Right. Yeah. I understand that. And well, it's like me. You know, first time I masturbated, I swore it would be good for once a month. That'd be about it. Now I'm producing more than ever, you know.

33:46 Drew Yeah.

33:46 Adam I have to keep going.

33:48 Drew It's got momentum.

33:48 Adam Yeah. I have to. I'll explode.

33:50 Drew You will.

33:52 Adam Within the next half hours, in fact, so we're going to get back to work. But Eric, how do you know so much about steroids?

33:58 Eric Dane I was actually reading about it in the PDI the other day.

34:02 Adam Oh, really?

34:02 Eric Dane Strange, right? Well, that was the one thing I was reading about.

34:06 Adam Serendipity. Elizabeth?

34:08 Yes.

34:08 Adam You're 17. What's up?

34:12 Caller I've been going out with this girl for, it's been over two years now. And my parents found out about it when we were together for like three weeks.

34:22 Adam How old is your girlfriend?

34:24 Caller She's 20 now.

34:26 Adam 20? All right. And so you're a full-fledged lesbian?

34:30 Drew Card-carrying.

34:31 Adam Yes?

34:32 Caller I don't know how you would really put it. She's the first girl I've ever been with. Right.

34:36 Adam But you're into girls, not guys.

34:38 Eric Dane Yeah. You like it?

34:39 Caller Yeah. Well, it's kind of like, you know, I check out both, but, you know, I'm into her.

34:43 Adam Well, you've had her for a couple of years. Yeah.

34:46 Come on.

34:47 Adam Let's say it makes you a lesbian.

34:49 Caller Yeah, sort of.

34:51 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

34:52 Adam Why are you living it down? Why are you playing it down so much?

34:55 Caller Well, I don't know.

34:57 Adam How old are you?

34:58 Caller I'm 17.

34:59 Drew Is there a lot of chaos in your life?

35:02 Caller Well, with like how my family's dealt with the situation, it's kind of strange, you know?

35:08 Adam Right.

35:08 Drew I would bet how your family dealt with you in general was something a little bit aggressive to begin with. And this sounds like you sort of intended to be problematic for them.

35:18 Adam Well, that's interesting assertion there, Drew. But let's not cast judgment.

35:23 Drew Well, this is that I got to tell you a thanksgiving.

35:26 Adam Why did you tell your parents that you were a lesbian so young?

35:29 Caller Well, I didn't actually tell them. It's like, I've known her for about five, six years. And we've been friends. And they've known that she's openly gay. And my older sister found out about it. And of course, her big mouth had to go tell my parents about it.

35:46 Adam Well, yeah.

35:47 Caller And let them know what was going on.

35:48 Adam All right. All right. Well, the point is, is you've had this relationship and your parents don't like it.

35:56 Caller Well, they don't know about it right now.

35:58 Adam All right. Well, I'm done with the questions. They know you're a lesbian. They just don't know you're currently in a relationship.

36:06 Caller They know that we started going out and they thought it was a phase. And then I would, you know, just throw it away. And so I lied to them and told them that I was no longer with her. And now we've and that was when we were going out for like three weeks or a month. And now we've been together for two years. So it's safe to say. And I tell them we're still together.

36:26 Adam All right. Do you want to tell them?

36:28 Caller I mean, I kind of want to tell them because I plan on moving out with her in August.

36:33 Adam Yeah.

36:34 Caller And I kind of, I would like for them to know and, you know, be happy for me instead of, you know, look down on me about it.

36:40 Adam Forget about that. Listen, I got two TV shows and a radio show, my family's not happy for me. Forget about the lesbian business. They're never going to be happy for you about that. But they may learn to accept it and they may still have love for you. I don't think they're ever going to be happy about your choice. I don't want to freak you out, but this is probably the kind of people they are. But here's the whole deal. You're living underneath your dad or your mom or your stepdad or your weird uncle's roof right now, right?

37:08 Caller Yeah.

37:08 Adam Right, okay. Why stir things up? Why not wait to move out and then drop the bomb? Why make, you know what I mean?

37:17 Caller Yeah.

37:18 Adam Why raise, why not just be a model prisoner until it's time to make the break?

37:23 Caller Yeah.

37:24 Adam You know what I mean? I mean, look at it as you being in prison. Why go F around with the warden and piss him off when you still got another four or five months before you make the break? The tunnel is not completed yet.

37:35 Drew Yeah.

37:36 Adam So finish the tunnel, wait till you make the break, then leave the warden a note and take off. And once you get outside the prison, you can go back and torment the warden. Sure.

37:45 Caller The hardest part is that I don't want to leave and then just drop the bomb on them like that.

37:50 Adam Yes, you do.

37:50 Caller That's the bad terms after.

37:52 Adam Well, what kind of terms do you think you're going to be on if you tell them tonight?

37:56 Caller I don't know.

37:57 Adam Listen, why do you want to tell them so bad? Why are you angry at them?

38:01 Caller I'm not angry.

38:02 Adam Yes, you are. What do they do? What kind of bad parents are they?

38:07 Caller My dad kind of accepted it. And he was just like, I'm going to disagree with it because I don't want to make your mom mad about it.

38:14 Adam All right. Well, what's up with your mom?

38:15 Caller I don't really know. She's just completely thinking her daughters are straight and narrow and they're going to follow the path she set out.

38:24 Caller You'll show them.

38:26 Eric Dane Yeah, end of the time for now.

38:27 Adam Why do you hate your mom?

38:29 Caller I don't hate my mom.

38:30 Adam Seriously. What's up with her?

38:33 Caller Because I want to tell her.

38:34 Adam What did she do to you? What did she do?

38:36 Caller She hasn't done anything.

38:37 Adam Nothing?

38:38 Caller Nothing.

38:39 Adam She's been a good mother?

38:40 Caller Very good mother.

38:41 Adam Very good mother? Alright, well then leave her alone. Move out of the god damn house and tell her. Why are you going to torture her?

38:47 Drew Don't, don't.

38:48 Adam Which is it? One or the other?

38:49 Drew Also, you have this sort of idealized expectation that they are going to disappoint you with. So just realize who they are, how they're going to react, and then plan accordingly. Don't make your life miserable by doing it now. Get out. It's going to be a bad situation with them because that's how they are.

39:05 Adam Just don't tell anyone anything as long as you got to live with them for X amount of months. They're going to make things hard on you. And I don't believe the part about that great mom. She don't like her mom.

39:16 Drew Well, most of us got the vibe that she wanted to get some payback to the parents.

39:20 Adam Oh, yes. I did get that. Terry?

39:24 Yeah.

39:25 Adam You're 26.

39:26 Caller Yeah.

39:27 Adam What's up over there?

39:28 Caller I've been married with my wife for six months now. And whenever we try to have sex, I prematurely ejaculate.

39:36 Drew What does that mean?

39:37 Adam You like her?

39:39 Drew Yeah. What does that mean prematurely for you?

39:42 Caller Before I get it in.

39:45 Drew Then can you...

39:45 Adam Before you get it in?

39:46 Caller Yeah.

39:47 Adam Holy Christ. That's... That is premature. I mean, what are you doing before you get it in?

39:54 Caller Um, just foreplay, making out with her.

39:58 Adam Yeah.

39:58 Caller Rubbing her and...

39:59 Adam Well, you're married. You should have stopped that a long time ago. Yeah. You just put it in.

40:06 Caller Before I got to put it in, though, I just...

40:07 Adam Yeah. You're so busy rubbing and smooching, your penis has been alerted.

40:13 Drew Isn't there a time for a second round?

40:15 Adam Yeah. How about round two?

40:18 Caller After I go once, though, I just... It's just...

40:20 Eric Dane Right. Roll over and go to sleep.

40:22 Caller Yeah.

40:23 Adam Really? Let's say you couldn't get it going, let's say, half hour later.

40:29 Caller Maybe.

40:31 Adam I could have probably pulled that off. Now I get that calf pull. I put my muscle in my calf.

40:36 Drew You're awake long enough to even experience that?

40:38 Adam They tell me I'm asleep and holding my calf and wincing. Hey, Terry?

40:45 Caller Yeah.

40:45 Adam What?

40:46 Caller Wow.

40:46 Adam Before you even get it in, and what are you doing in foreplay?

40:53 Caller Just making out, rubbing. Wow. Stuff like that.

40:56 Eric Dane Terry, what does your wife look like?

40:59 Caller She's pretty hot.

41:00 Adam Yeah.

41:01 Eric Dane Yeah.

41:01 Adam But that's not the thing. That's unfortunate. You know, it makes sense that that's how it would work, but it probably doesn't. Not that there's anything wrong with your wife, Terry, but you could rape a troll and the same thing would happen. Right?

41:15 Caller Um, probably not a troll.

41:18 Adam Yes, a troll. All right.

41:20 Eric Dane So just keep doing it until you get it right.

41:22 Drew What is your question, Terry?

41:23 Caller Um, is there anything I can do that would, um, prolong the period so I could get it in?

41:29 Drew There are medications, Prozac, those sorts of medicines, the serotonin reuptake inhibitor is actually sometimes prescribed for this. There's, um...

41:36 Adam How about like half a quailode? And like some cough medicine?

41:40 Drew The bullet from the chamber routine.

41:42 Adam Yeah, how about you masturbate, you know?

41:44 Drew Before? Yeah.

41:45 Adam No, during. You idiot. Yeah, before. You're already doing it during. I don't know. I don't know. Why don't, why doesn't Drew believe you?

41:58 Caller He don't believe me?

41:59 Adam Uh-oh, now I don't believe him with that. He don't believe me? All right, Terry. Okay, listen, listen. And let's just say what you're saying is true. Man, how about masturbating, let's say, 45 minutes before you have the sex?

42:13 Caller Okay.

42:14 Adam You think that might work?

42:16 Caller We can try it, try anything.

42:17 Adam Yeah, well, we're not going to try. You got to do this one on your own. All right? All righty. All right. I don't know what else to say other than this does have a way of working itself out. I do believe. But if you're a guy who's having the orgasm before you get it in, I mean, to me, the clock hasn't even begun. Right.

42:38 Eric Dane The first date is one thing, too. This is his wife.

42:41 Drew Yeah. Also, if he sort of seems so resigned to it, if he doesn't work on it, ain't going to get better.

42:47 Eric Dane I think he's defeated.

42:49 Drew Until he hits about our age when he loses the will to live.

42:52 Eric Dane Right.

42:52 Drew He won't bother at all.

42:53 Adam Yeah. How about he rubs a little coke on it?

42:56 Drew That seems to you. You're hot on that one.

42:58 Adam Yeah.

42:58 Eric Dane Coke or really thick condom.

43:01 Drew That's your solution to everything now.

43:02 Adam How about a little compromise?

43:04 Eric Dane Buddy, think of the condom as like training wheels.

43:07 Adam Sprinkle some coke in the condom and then put the condom on. Can we agree to disagree?

43:12 Eric Dane Sure.

43:13 Adam That sounds fine. All right. Eric Dane is here from Gideon's Crossing. We're going to take a little break. When we come back we'll speak to Eddie. Eddie's 18th girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend. How to confront her after this.

43:25 Hello.

43:26 Caller This is your radio.

43:49 You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

44:04 Adam Dr. Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew over there, Eric Dane is our guest tonight, he plays Dr. Wyatt Cooper. From Gideon's Crossing, 10 o'clock, ABC, Monday nights, that would be, well, it's on as we speak.

44:19 Eric Dane That would be right now.

44:20 Adam That is absolutely right. But, well, turn this TV on, watch Gideon's Crossing, just leave the sound down. And then when Eric talks, turn it up, unless he's talking here, in which case, you have to keep it down.

44:34 Eric Dane We can just use two mics, I can do both.

44:36 Adam It sounds, it sounds reasonable. Eddie?

44:39 Caller Hey, Adam.

44:40 Adam Hey, you're 18, what's up?

44:42 Caller Oh, well, my girlfriend's cheating on me with my best friend. Well, now my ex-best friend and my ex-girlfriend.

44:48 Eric Dane Buddy, drop her.

44:49 Drew Yeah, you're done.

44:50 Eric Dane That's it.

44:50 Drew Okay.

44:51 Eric Dane Speaking from experience.

44:52 Drew Oh, really?

44:53 Eric Dane Yeah.

44:53 Drew What happened?

44:55 Eric Dane Same thing.

44:56 Drew Hell with it.

44:56 Eric Dane Girlfriend, sleep, I was, I was 25, 26, I think. 25?

45:01 Adam Oh, shut up for a second.

45:02 Eric Dane She started sleeping with a friend, man. You got it. You got to let it go. Yeah.

45:06 Adam Did you try to hang on, Eric?

45:08 Eric Dane I did some other things, but, you know, I was pretty much out of my...

45:12 Drew Took the air out of the guy's tires.

45:14 Eric Dane No, I never, I never got violent, but it was, you know, it's a buddy, leave.

45:20 Drew Mind-bending experience.

45:21 Eric Dane Leave the country.

45:22 Adam Yes. Hey, Eddie?

45:24 Caller Yeah.

45:25 Adam Were you very much in love?

45:27 Caller Yeah, she has a three-year-old son from a previous boyfriend.

45:31 Drew How old is she?

45:31 Caller She's 19.

45:33 Drew 16.

45:34 Adam She sounds like a dynamite individual.

45:36 Caller Well, I mean, I, I mean, I really liked her and everything. And I think one of my problems is I fall for women too easily.

45:42 Adam No kidding.

45:43 Drew They're going to rescue them.

45:44 Adam Yeah. Well, all right. She's chaotic though, right?

45:47 Eric Dane She's doing you a favor.

45:48 Drew Yeah.

45:49 Caller Yeah. I mean, I understand that. And I actually almost did go wet out of the air out of the tires before I went up to military weekend this weekend.

45:57 Adam Sure.

45:57 Caller Well, I was, I mean, I was shaking. I mean, yeah, not to mention I was sick, but they, Eddie.

46:04 Adam Yeah. I know this is something that you is going to have a hard time letting in right now, the way you're feeling, the age you are and all that kind of stuff. But all three of us, mature males are sitting here thinking back at that to the time we were 18 and thinking you've dodged a major bullet. This chick has probably a history of shaky, chaotic relationships. For Christ's sake, she's 19, she has a three year old already. You would have been just stupid enough to marry her in six months. She would have continued with her chaos. You guys would have popped out a couple of kids between you, and then you would have been locked in, brother. You would have been 20 and a half and up to your ears in it.

46:49 Eric Dane It could happen to you again too. You have that to look forward to.

46:52 Drew It absolutely will happen to them again.

46:54 Adam Well, there you go. So, I'll see you in hell.

46:56 Eric Dane But you'll be prepared.

46:57 Caller Yeah.

46:57 Drew You'll be older at least.

46:58 Caller I have to say, Adam, you're lucky. You have the juggies near you. You also have the women on trampolines.

47:04 Adam Yes, thank you. Thank you very much. It's not luck. We pay those women to stand next to us and act happy. You understand? We give them bonuses for acting happy. Absolutely. Thank you. Chris, luck. Nothing to do with it. Chris, you're 18. What's up?

47:24 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew. I've been with my girlfriend for about a year and a half, and we haven't had sex. And we've talked about sex, but she's always said that her excuse was that she wanted to wait till marriage because of her religion or whatever, Christianity. And then she just told me tonight that she had general warts, and that's the reason why she didn't want to have sex with me.

47:48 Adam How do you think she got those?

47:51 Drew How did she happen to get those warts?

47:54 Caller She said she had them from her last boyfriend.

47:56 Adam Well, if there can be an immaculate conception, why not immaculate venereal disease?

48:01 Drew Yeah, sure. Why not?

48:02 Caller And she said that she had been getting treatment on it. Her last appointment was like last month, and the doctor said that they were gone.

48:08 Eric Dane Buddy, those don't go away.

48:09 Caller Yeah, those don't go away.

48:11 Drew Well, the virus doesn't go away. The warts go away.

48:13 Adam Eric, are you reading an article on that?

48:15 Eric Dane Yeah, I was reading the PDR.

48:20 Caller If she doesn't have anything on her, if I can't see anything on her, is this still contagious?

48:25 Drew Potentially. Not as contagious as if you can see something, but potentially contagious. Okay. There's certain percentages of what viruses will clear on their own, but there's no way to predict for whom that's going to be. So you just gotta assume she's contagious. For some people it does.

48:38 Adam Hey Chris.

48:39 Drew Yeah.

48:39 Adam So she has had sex then.

48:42 Caller Yes.

48:42 Adam I see. All right. Now how's that?

48:44 Caller I just found this out last night.

48:46 Adam Oh, good times, brother. And how's that going?

48:48 Drew Psalm 24, the Lord giveth.

48:50 Adam And the Lord giveth, giveth the warts.

48:52 Drew And they take it.

48:53 Adam And they take it away. Oh, he certainly does. So Chris, are you okay? I'm okay. You able to get through this? Yeah. Yeah.

49:03 Drew Half of your friends have warts, I promise.

49:05 Adam She owes you sex. And that's by the way, it's not half the population, only one-tenth of 1%. These are your friends. Half of your friends have them, right? Is that what you're saying, Drew? Thank you. Chris?

49:17 Caller Yeah.

49:17 Adam All right. So now you're guaranteed sex.

49:20 Caller All right.

49:20 Adam You understand? She owes you. By law, she owes you sex now.

49:24 Caller All right. Thanks, Adam.

49:25 Adam All right. Good times.

49:27 Drew All right. Adam told me. Yeah, dude.

49:29 Adam I got a note from Adam. Well, the note's for a blowjob, but... That'd be nice. Oh, boy. I'd write those. I'd probably sell them before I gave them away.

49:41 Drew No doubt.

49:41 Adam Ebony?

49:43 Yes.

49:43 Adam You're 21?

49:44 Caller Yes.

49:44 Adam What's up?

49:47 Caller I'm just kind of confused. I don't know what my problem is because I've never, you know, had a boyfriend. I sort of have lukewarm attraction to guys, you know, and I just sort of have this look but don't touch attitude. When people approach me, it kind of freaks me out.

50:05 Adam Your real name, Ebony?

50:07 Caller Hmm?

50:07 Adam Your real name, Ebony?

50:09 Caller No, my real name is Stranger Than That.

50:11 Eric Dane What is it?

50:12 Caller I'd rather not say.

50:13 Eric Dane Okay.

50:14 Adam Well, come on. You can't dangle that Stranger Than Ebony out in front of us and not give it to us. Come on, sister. What is it?

50:20 Caller It's Ife.

50:22 Adam Ife? Come again?

50:23 Caller Yes.

50:24 Adam Wow. What kind of name is that?

50:27 Caller It's Yerba.

50:28 Adam It's Yerba?

50:29 Caller Yes.

50:30 Adam Wow. There you go. So you're Yerbanese? Yeah.

50:34 Caller Maybe.

50:34 Caller You know, with a whole sleeve cage, who knows?

50:36 Adam Well, that's cool. That's Yerberific. So, well, you're not, you've never had a boyfriend.

50:41 Caller Right.

50:42 Adam And have you ever dated?

50:47 Caller Little, not really.

50:50 Adam But you think you're attracted to guys?

50:53 Caller Yeah. I'm pretty sure I am, but it's just that, I mean, I had this whole look, but don't touch. I just don't want to invade people's space. I don't want to bother people.

51:02 Adam Yeah.

51:03 Caller I feel that a lot of my sexuality is not turned outward, but more, it has, it doesn't really have much to do with other people, more to do with me. If that makes any kind of sense.

51:13 Adam What have you been doing? You've been burning a lot of incense and putting on a lot of patchouli oil and reading too much. What's up with you?

51:22 Caller That's what I'd like to know.

51:23 Adam You come from a bunch of hippies?

51:25 Caller No.

51:26 Adam What are you talking about? Turned outward. What is that? What are you talking about?

51:33 Caller I don't really know. That's why.

51:35 Adam Well, why are you getting so philosophical about the whole thing?

51:37 Eric Dane Well, sex is a different thing for the urbanese.

51:39 Adam That's true.

51:40 Eric Dane Yeah.

51:41 Caller Sure.

51:42 Adam Yeah. I remember the guy from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids was from Yerba. Yerba, Yerba, Yerba. Remember that kid? He used to look through his hat. Hey, Debbi, Evany? Yeah? Like, maybe you're a lesbian and you're just not coming to grips with it.

52:02 Drew Why are you so freaked out about people touching you?

52:07 Caller I don't know. I just...

52:08 Drew What does that associate with you?

52:12 Caller Um, I guess the penchant for getting hurt, either emotionally or physically.

52:17 Drew And did somebody do something to you?

52:20 Caller No.

52:20 Drew You have no association, no memories come to mind?

52:24 Caller I mean, I've been followed on the bus and that kind of freaked me out, but nothing...

52:28 Drew Why touching? Why is the touch part so, so awful to you?

52:33 Caller Well, I mean, if I know... If I have a friend who I know likes to give hugs, I have no problem with that, but if you want, I...

52:40 Adam All right. Hold on. I got to catch you off, because that's not what we're talking about. Drew, we're on the same... We're going in the same direction here, and tonight, I think it's going to be one of those snake eyes nights for us, but I'm going to try anyway. All right. Let me just do a little line of questioning here real quick. Where's your dad?

52:57 Caller He's at work.

52:58 Adam And is he a good dad?

53:02 Caller He tries.

53:04 Adam What do you mean? What's wrong with him?

53:06 Caller He has anger management problems.

53:08 Adam Okay. So has he struck you before?

53:13 Caller I wouldn't say struck.

53:15 Drew Oh, please. Struck, shook, slapped. I wouldn't say struck.

53:21 Adam Yeah. Kicked? I mean, he has anger problems?

53:24 Caller Yes.

53:24 Drew Been aggressive towards you?

53:26 Caller Yes.

53:26 Adam He's been aggressive with you. Okay. So you were traumatized to some degree by him, wouldn't you say?

53:33 Caller I guess you could say that.

53:34 Drew Ebony, it just comes through loud and clear. Yeah. That anybody approaching you, it's like a puppy dog has been beaten. It's like you cringe, just approaching of another person. And God only knows.

53:44 Adam Especially a male.

53:45 Drew And if the male's coming at you with an aggressive instrument.

53:50 Adam Penis?

53:50 Drew Yeah. It would be threatening and difficult.

53:53 Adam Does that become a weapon?

53:54 Drew No, sword, yeah.

53:55 Adam All right. I don't really got a sword. I got more of a...

53:58 Drew Stagger.

53:59 Adam Yeah, pocket knife. You're going to have a bottle opener. All right, listen. You need... Can you move out of the house?

54:09 Caller I will be pretty soon.

54:10 Adam All right. You need to get out of the house and you probably need to get a little therapy and talk to somebody and do a little work because of, you know, growing up with your violent dad and the way he was and freaking you out a little bit.

54:22 Drew Or try to get a relationship and try to get used to having somebody touch you and be intimate with you and care about you and feel close to that person. It is possible to feel okay about that, but you have to let that in. If you can't, that's when therapy becomes necessary.

54:34 Adam All right.

54:36 Caller Yeah. I also tend to get hit on by, you know, 50 year old men who are homeless with three teeth, two of which are gold.

54:41 Drew The abusive guys.

54:42 Adam All right.

54:43 Drew They see you as a good victim because you've been a victim your whole life.

54:46 Adam You're not a real fan of guys either, are you? I mean, you're probably a little bit angry toward them. I don't blame you, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

54:54 Drew Yeah.

54:55 Adam All right. All right. You got your work cut out for you. That's all right. Just do it.

55:01 Caller Okay.

55:02 Adam All right. Take care of yourself.

55:03 Caller Thank you.

55:04 Adam All right. Yeah.

55:06 Eric Dane What's going on?

55:08 Adam Yeah. Well, we hope. I have my I have my serious doubt.

55:13 Caller All right.

55:14 Adam We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Daniel. Daniel 16 is bisexual, but hasn't gotten hard around guys, huh?

55:22 Caller Mm hmm. Yeah.

55:26 Adam You're bisexual.

55:27 Caller Yeah.

55:28 Adam Is it is it like a confused teen night on Loveline? I mean, I know every night is confused. Teen night. But tonight doesn't seem like no one can figure out their sexuality.

55:36 Drew Disorganized team.

55:37 Adam Yeah.

55:38 Drew Not just confused.

55:38 Adam Daniel, you're bi.

55:40 Caller I know that I'm definitely attracted to males a lot.

55:43 Adam Yeah.

55:44 Caller And I just realized like when I was 15, probably. I know.

55:47 Adam No, listen, I believe you because any anyone who drags out the word a lot is in the guys and they go a lot.

55:53 Caller Yeah.

55:54 Adam All right, Daniel. Hold on a second. We gotta take a break.

55:56 Caller Okay. All right.

55:57 Adam We'll be right back with Daniel after this. Drew shut the door there with your loved one. It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that would be Dr. Drew over there. Eric Dane is our guest tonight from Giddings Crossing. Dr. Wyatt Cooper. It's never Dr. Moishe Faganbaum over there.

56:55 Drew Geez, I got a call from an emergency up north yesterday. It was from Dr. Pinsky. I almost crapped.

57:02 Adam Really?

57:02 Drew It was wild.

57:03 Adam That's you?

57:03 Caller Yeah.

57:04 Adam Why?

57:05 Drew She goes, no, it's me. I go, no, no, it's me. No, it's me.

57:08 Adam She don't spell her name the same way.

57:10 Drew Same.

57:10 Adam Same way, really? Well, that is just incredible. You know what I was thinking? I never thought of this. But since we're talking about last names and we're all being pretty candid, my last name, Corolla, C-A-R, and everyone refuses to spell it C-A-R. They always spell it C-O-R. I just stumbled, I just discovered yesterday, as I was yelling at someone for spelling it the wrong way for the thousandth time. Ironically, my name is spelled like the car. I mean, my name actually has the word car in it.

57:45 Caller Yeah.

57:46 Adam But the car, the Corolla car does not have the word car in it. I think that's going to add to the confusion.

57:52 Eric Dane The car is spelled C-O-R?

57:53 Adam Car is C-O-R.

57:55 Eric Dane And you're C-A-R.

57:56 Adam Which is not spelled the same as a car, although the first three letters and the ones that are most confused spell the word car.

58:01 Drew The O is Toyota Corolla, the end of the alliteration there.

58:07 Adam Yeah? I don't know what you're saying. Nobody cares. Okay, ready to roll?

58:12 Drew Yeah.

58:13 Adam Daniel?

58:13 Caller Yeah.

58:14 Adam You're 16 years old. What's up?

58:17 Caller Well, about like, I don't know, for like the last three weeks, it seems like I have not been able to get hard. Like, and I've had like quite a few sexual encounters with guys.

58:27 Drew So just recently this started happening.

58:29 Caller Yeah. Well, actually, I was on, well, the thing was like a year ago, I got on the Zoloft.

58:35 Drew You're on it now?

58:36 Caller No.

58:37 Drew You're off it?

58:38 Caller Off of about eight months ago because I was on it. And then I was like, you know, really scared that I had like, I was like, because I just came out, like I was just having like a lot of sex and stuff in the gay community, especially. And I was not able to get a heart or get an erection or anything.

58:53 Drew On the Zoloft?

58:54 Caller And so I was scared. And I went to the hospital, like I didn't know my parents know about it or anything. And then they turned out that they've turned from repels.

59:03 Drew And then, and what do you want now?

59:04 Caller Nothing.

59:05 Drew Nothing.

59:06 Caller Yeah.

59:06 Drew And you're having the problem again.

59:08 Caller I'm having the problem again.

59:09 Drew And just with Ben?

59:11 Caller I haven't experienced with girls yet. I haven't been with a girl for an hour. Try it, man.

59:16 Eric Dane Make sure that the mechanics are still.

59:19 Adam Hey Daniel, that's it with you and the ladies. You're dude bound from this point on.

59:25 Drew You're what?

59:26 Adam You're dude and duty. That's it.

59:28 Drew Why are you sort of?

59:29 Adam I know. Listen.

59:30 Drew Vanishing it.

59:31 Adam I know. You're gay. That's fine. But you know, forget the bi. You said bi to bi a long time ago. It's gay time, buddy.

59:40 Caller Yeah.

59:41 Adam That's fine. You're gayer than you are bi, aren't you?

59:45 Caller Um, yeah. I have a twin brother who's also gay.

59:49 Drew Well, that's interesting.

59:50 Eric Dane Because things are working out for your twin brother.

59:53 Drew You know, I was thinking about the biological predisposition of homosexuality, and I started thinking about Alexandra Paul.

59:58 Adam Yeah.

59:58 Drew Remember that?

59:59 Adam From Baywatch.

1:00:00 Caller Yeah.

1:00:01 Drew Her sister, gay.

1:00:02 Adam Yes.

1:00:02 Caller Right?

1:00:03 Drew Identical twin.

1:00:05 Eric Dane She's not?

1:00:06 Drew Yeah.

1:00:06 Adam Uh, Alexandra Paul? No. Probably not.

1:00:09 Drew No.

1:00:10 Adam You never know.

1:00:11 Drew No.

1:00:11 Adam She's got good publicists. You don't know.

1:00:12 Drew No, she's not.

1:00:13 Caller No. All right.

1:00:14 Adam But yeah, her sister, her sister's a fireman. Fireman.

1:00:18 Caller A firewoman.

1:00:19 Adam Not a fireman.

1:00:19 Drew No.

1:00:19 Caller A fireperson. No.

1:00:21 Adam Fireman. She is a fireman. She is a...

1:00:24 Eric Dane She prefers fireman.

1:00:26 Adam She is a butch. I think her name is Butch. She changed her name legally to Butch.

1:00:30 Eric Dane She likes sliding down the pole.

1:00:32 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, actually, I don't think she's fond of the pole. I think, I think she likes diving into that big inflatable air bag better than the pole. I mean, if we're talking symbolism. Hey, Daniel? Yeah. What's up, though? I mean, you're 16. For Christ's sake, what are you in the 10th or 11th grade? 11th. You're talking about coming out in the gay community and then...

1:00:53 Drew Well, lots of partners.

1:00:54 Adam Not needing your penis because you just came out. And what the hell's...

1:00:58 Drew A year and a half ago, your sexual performance wasn't quite at the peak. It should be at the 15th.

1:01:02 Eric Dane It's a huge, huge gay community in high school, too.

1:01:05 Adam Yeah. I mean, it's like, who the... We like, I think it's like Andy Warhol or somebody over here, you know? I mean, what's going on? You're in high school. Can't you slow down a little bit?

1:01:18 Caller Yeah, like, the thing was, was like in junior high, like, I knew my brother was gay and I was embarrassed by it. So I went and had sex with, like, 20 women. Like, or 20 girls.

1:01:30 Eric Dane In junior high?

1:01:31 Caller Yeah.

1:01:31 Drew What age are you talking about here?

1:01:33 Caller I'm talking about 14.

1:01:36 Adam I wish I had a gay brother I could have been humiliated by. That was what was missing. So you went out, you hold off and had sex with 20 women.

1:01:45 Caller At least. And then, girls, women, actually, from the teenage until, like, up until late 20s.

1:01:52 Drew Seniors late 20s.

1:01:53 Adam What are they? Are these, like, welfare moms? Where are you getting these? What's going on? Where do you live? What's going on over there?

1:02:01 Caller I lived in Sandy. And then I lived, like, in Salt Lake.

1:02:05 Drew Are you on the street?

1:02:07 Caller No. I lived at home.

1:02:09 Adam Okay. How are you nailing all these broads when you're in the 8th grade and the 9th grade and you're nailing a bunch of women in their 20s?

1:02:17 Caller Well, they were not all in their 20s. I mean, most of them are, like, in the, like, teenagers with, like me.

1:02:22 Eric Dane And in Salt Lake City.

1:02:24 Adam Yeah.

1:02:24 Eric Dane That's gotta be a tough place to pull that off.

1:02:26 Adam Well, no. Apparently not.

1:02:29 Caller No, not at all.

1:02:30 Adam Okay. So listen, Daniel.

1:02:32 Caller Yeah.

1:02:33 Adam Quite frankly, I'm glad your penis is taking a break.

1:02:36 Drew Well, I think that's the issue is that whatever's been act, he's been acting out about is sort of taking a different form.

1:02:42 Caller Yeah.

1:02:42 Drew Whatever the feelings are that he was sort of hellbound to, to act out upon, maybe coming closer to the surface and are kind of shutting them down.

1:02:50 Adam Okay, good. Hey, Daniel.

1:02:52 Caller Yeah?

1:02:53 Adam Just relax a little, would you? I mean, I know we're not answering your question, but we're just appalled at the amount of sex you're having.

1:03:01 Drew Well, I worry about him getting an STD, a bad one.

1:03:04 Caller Yeah, I worry about that too.

1:03:05 Drew Have you been checked?

1:03:06 Caller I've been tested five times in the last, and like...

1:03:08 Drew You've been tested for hepatitis C?

1:03:11 Caller Yeah.

1:03:12 Adam Hey, you know, when I was 16, I was playing a Stratego and watching Love Boat. This guy's like, hey, you're having anal sex, right?

1:03:20 Caller I am.

1:03:21 Adam Yeah. Slow down with the parts. Let me tell you something about the ass. You wear that thing out too early.

1:03:27 Drew Hey, how about last night?

1:03:28 Adam Oh, when you were nailing me in the parking lot?

1:03:30 Drew No, no, we had that call with the woman that was bleeding, remember?

1:03:32 Adam She should have never shouted that out.

1:03:34 Drew Couldn't control her stool. Sure.

1:03:35 Adam Don't say about last night.

1:03:37 Caller You know, man, that's another conversation.

1:03:38 Drew And that was going to be it for good.

1:03:40 Adam That was it. All right.

1:03:43 Drew But, Daniel, listen, you know, we're goofing around, but he really has got a lot of problems. And what can we say? Get some help. It's just slow down.

1:03:55 Adam All right.

1:03:55 Drew Wear condoms.

1:03:56 Eric Dane Wear condoms.

1:03:56 Adam Listen, I hope that penis takes another year off.

1:03:59 Eric Dane All right, condoms wear inner tubes.

1:04:00 Adam Ricky?

1:04:01 Caller Yeah.

1:04:02 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:04:04 Caller I got a three-year-old daughter and it's just like she gets attached to all of my my male friends like right away and her father's not around. And I just I know that's not good for her because when you bring those guys around, well, it's not like I bring them around to meet her. It's just I'm you know, I take her with me.

1:04:26 Drew Well, why don't you make a point of not doing that?

1:04:30 Caller They're my friends.

1:04:31 Drew I mean, listen, she's your daughter, goofball. Come on. It's damaging to her. She needs to if you know there's going to be a male around in her life for many years, and this is a stable friendship that you will have had and will continue to have for a long time. That's great. Bring that person into her life. Otherwise, don't do this.

1:04:49 Adam But hold on there, Dr. Dr. High Horse. Are you saying these are your friends?

1:04:54 Caller Yeah, they're just my friends.

1:04:56 Adam Aha. See that, Drew? But but I'm still with Drew halfway, which is if it's upsetting to her and this is something that she keeps doing, then then make some sacrifices.

1:05:05 Drew These can't be friends that stick around. Why would it be keep doing it? In other words, it'd be just she attached to these guys and that's that. You understand the keep doing it part doesn't make sense here.

1:05:15 Adam Well, she could have a number of friends, platonic friends who are males. Is that who we're talking about, Ricky? Or who are we talking about?

1:05:22 Caller We're talking about just my friends. Like, okay, say, I have this one friend and he's been around since she was an infant. But lately, you know, he just had a baby himself. So, you know, he hasn't been around her too much, but she always wants to see him and stuff like that. So, I mean, I don't know.

1:05:41 Eric Dane That's not bad. She's 19. She's a good friend.

1:05:43 Drew If you can't provide her that stable relationship with men, it's going to be a problem for her.

1:05:49 Adam Where can you find a guy who's, you know, new daddy?

1:05:53 Caller No, I've not had very good luck with guys.

1:05:56 Adam What's the matter?

1:06:00 Drew Her mom had a bunch of step dads.

1:06:03 Eric Dane Stay at home reader Dr. Seuss.

1:06:05 Adam Did you have a bunch of step dads?

1:06:07 Caller I have a step father.

1:06:08 Caller And they've been married for 15 years. My father isn't around.

1:06:14 Adam Okay.

1:06:15 Drew How about during those four years? What was that like when he first left?

1:06:20 Caller I was too young. All I know is he was bad to my mother. He was real bad to her and she had three kids with him.

1:06:29 Adam Right.

1:06:29 Caller She had my oldest brother when she was 17 and...

1:06:33 Drew Well, were there a bunch of guys in and out of your life when you were a little kid, do you think?

1:06:38 Caller I don't think so. I mean, I remember like a few guys, but I don't think they were like boyfriends.

1:06:45 Adam All right. Well, they were just friends.

1:06:46 Caller All right.

1:06:47 Drew You bring her out.

1:06:47 Adam All right. But OK, Drew, relax over there. Go come on. Go take a breather or something. Would you make yourself a nice cup of post-em or something and chill out? People drinking that?

1:06:59 Drew What's a post-em?

1:06:59 Adam I don't know. My mom used to feed it to me.

1:07:02 Drew No. I don't want to be a hater.

1:07:06 Adam It's all in the lawsuit. It's all in the lawsuit. I'll give you. You're going to be deposed. You'll be deposed in a couple of days. Are you kidding? We need your clinical opinion of me. Hey, Ricky. Listen, you're 19, single mom. Your work's cut out for you. It ain't going to be easy. You're going to have to make sacrifices for your young child so that she does not get pregnant as early as you did and as early as your mother did. You understand? Yeah. Got to break that chain. And that means sacrifices for you. All right.

1:07:32 Drew And also not behaving in the manner in which your mom did.

1:07:35 Adam There you go. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:07:39 Drew Hello?

1:07:39 Caller Is this Loveline?

1:07:40 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-11. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:08:04 Caller Seven, The Buzz, KQBC, Seattle.

1:08:21 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, moonlighting, getting a little work done during the show. Eric Dane is our guest tonight, That is Dr. Wyatt Cooper on Gideon's Crossing, Monday Nights. Well, it just ended, everybody. Ten o'clock on ABC, and the phone number here is 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. And we'll now speak to Danielle, who is 23. Danielle?

1:08:48 Caller Hello.

1:08:48 Adam What's up?

1:08:49 Caller How are you guys doing tonight?

1:08:50 Adam Good.

1:08:51 Caller I love you guys.

1:08:52 Adam Well, thanks.

1:08:52 Caller I listen to you all week long at work.

1:08:55 Adam Where do you work?

1:08:56 Caller I work at a company, so I do customer service.

1:09:00 Adam Where? You work in a company?

1:09:01 Drew Hey, man. She doesn't sound like a customer service rep. She's pleasant.

1:09:05 Caller I don't want anybody. I don't want to get in trouble for calling from work.

1:09:08 Adam I understand.

1:09:09 Eric Dane Oh, you're working right now?

1:09:11 Caller Yeah.

1:09:11 Adam All right.

1:09:13 Caller Okay, my question.

1:09:14 Drew The Irvine spectrum.

1:09:16 Caller Around there, yes. Every time my husband and I have sex, he comes very quickly. We have sex for about two minutes, and he comes. This happens about four times in a row. We finally are like, okay, forget it.

1:09:30 Adam Four times in a row in one evening?

1:09:33 Caller Yes.

1:09:33 Drew How long in between?

1:09:34 Adam I thought it sounded like...

1:09:35 Caller No, it's like right in between.

1:09:37 Caller We have sex for a minute or two minutes, and he comes, and then he pulls out, and then we try it again, and he comes, and he pulls out.

1:09:46 Eric Dane Good. He's into you.

1:09:47 Adam Same boner?

1:09:49 Caller Well, we just had a baby.

1:09:51 Adam Same boner, though?

1:09:53 Caller I'm sorry?

1:09:53 Adam Same boner?

1:09:55 Caller Yeah.

1:09:55 Adam I mean, same what?

1:09:57 Caller Yeah.

1:09:57 Adam It doesn't go limp?

1:09:59 Caller No, no, not at all.

1:10:00 Adam It's kind of an interesting philosophical question. Why does he pull out, then? When your boner goes away, is that one gone forever? Do you know what I'm saying?

1:10:08 Drew Yeah, I wonder what Conn would say about that. Or Hume.

1:10:12 Adam If a man gets a boner in the woods and no one's there to... Okay. So he maintains an erection and goes four times.

1:10:23 Drew Yeah. Why does he pull out if he's not...

1:10:25 Caller Three or four? Well, we just had a baby.

1:10:27 Caller I was three months old.

1:10:28 Drew Do we get to go feed the baby in between? I don't understand why the break if he's still hard.

1:10:33 Caller Well, because I don't want to get pregnant again.

1:10:35 Caller I'm not on birth control yet.

1:10:38 Eric Dane What about condoms? Diaphragm or something.

1:10:41 Drew Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:10:42 Adam So he's pulling out and having his orgasm.

1:10:46 Drew He has sperm in his urethra, so when he goes back in, that sperm is being deposited.

1:10:51 Adam Okay. This guy cries and sperm comes out of his eyes.

1:10:55 Eric Dane This guy sounds like a super hero.

1:10:59 Drew Are you breastfeeding?

1:11:00 Caller No, no, no.

1:11:02 Drew So you're going to get pregnant again.

1:11:04 Adam Of course you're going to get pregnant. The guy takes his filthy, filthy sperm-laden penis and puts it back in you. Just because he gave it a quick shammie with the gym sock doesn't mean it's free of sperm.

1:11:18 Caller That's not my question, though.

1:11:20 Adam I don't care what your question is. First off, we're telling you, you're going to get pregnant again. And if you don't want to get pregnant, you should do something about that.

1:11:29 Drew Okay, well, how long in between is he waiting? A couple minutes, two minutes between ejaculations.

1:11:37 Eric Dane Yeah, then he's hard for that two minutes in between ejaculations.

1:11:40 Caller No, no, no, we have sex for two minutes. And he comes.

1:11:43 Drew And then how long?

1:11:45 Caller And then he comes right back in.

1:11:48 Drew Immediately, immediately back in. And then two more minutes.

1:11:53 Adam And then two again and then two again.

1:11:55 Drew So it's an eight minute experience.

1:11:57 Caller Yeah, very much.

1:11:58 Eric Dane Altogether not so bad.

1:12:00 Caller Well, it leaves me a little sad.

1:12:03 Eric Dane Why?

1:12:03 Caller Because I'm not fulfilled.

1:12:05 Eric Dane Well, he can go more times, make it six.

1:12:09 Adam Yeah.

1:12:09 Eric Dane You get twelve minutes.

1:12:10 Adam She may not be fulfilled, but the room is filled. Jesus Christ, four times. Son of a bitch. It's bizarre. And so here's the question. If there's no time difference between the first and the third or the fourth, eventually though, there has to be some either stopping or yes. I mean, I couldn't for the fifth time wouldn't take him ten minutes to orgasm at that point.

1:12:38 Caller What? We always give up. We're just like, okay, forget it. So maybe that's what we should try.

1:12:43 Adam Okay. But you know what he should try? How about he does some moral sex on you?

1:12:48 Caller That sounds good.

1:12:50 Adam Oh, yeah. That's the problem. Why can't he do that?

1:12:53 Caller I guess that would work.

1:12:54 Adam Why don't you get him down there? Do it right now. He doesn't do that, does he?

1:12:59 Caller Not too often, no.

1:13:00 Adam Yeah. Why don't you send him down there?

1:13:03 Caller All right.

1:13:04 Adam Yeah. It's important.

1:13:05 Caller Sounds good.

1:13:06 Eric Dane And call back. Let's get a play by play.

1:13:08 Adam Well, listen, I mean, quite honestly, I hate to say this, but most women, if a guy went down on them for a good 15, 20 minutes, game an orgasm, then popped up and shot the load in two minutes, they'd be fine with that as an encounter, wouldn't you?

1:13:23 Caller I would be. That would be wonderful.

1:13:25 Adam All right. Well, there's nothing wrong with his tongue, is there?

1:13:29 Caller No.

1:13:30 Drew Why can't you tell him that?

1:13:30 Adam Get him down there.

1:13:31 Caller All right. I just guess I'll have to get some cojones and tell him to do it.

1:13:36 Drew What are you afraid?

1:13:36 Adam He should be doing it. I mean, any listen, all you guys who come in two minutes, you've got to compensate. You better get down there. Let me tell you, you're like an employee in a wheelchair.

1:13:48 Caller I love you, Adam.

1:13:49 Adam I'm telling you what your value is to the company. It's that you're honest and you show up early and you work hard.

1:13:54 Drew Why are you afraid to tell him something as simple as this?

1:13:58 Caller Well, I guess I never really thought of it.

1:14:00 Adam What do you mean you never thought of it? You love oral sex.

1:14:04 Eric Dane Does he ever do it?

1:14:05 Caller Well, I'm sorry?

1:14:06 Eric Dane Does he ever do this? Does he ever perform oral sex on you?

1:14:09 Caller Um, he did when we first started dating.

1:14:12 Adam Sure. Sure. That's the old bait and switch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I do that all the time. What do you mean? I live for this, baby. What do you mean? I'm not done. It's only been an hour. I'm just getting warmed up. Fast forward like a month. Like, pfft. Are you kidding? It's weird down there. I'm not going down there. It's scary. I heard an owl down there. It's spooky. All right. Get him down there. Tell him he's got to start making up for shortcomings.

1:14:39 Eric Dane Force him. He'll go.

1:14:41 Adam I will. All right.

1:14:43 Caller Thank you guys.

1:14:43 Adam Spill a little beer down there. See if you can't get him on the trail. All right. What's his nationality?

1:14:50 Caller He's a Texan.

1:14:52 Adam Aha! Okay. There's it. All right. But he doesn't have any religion or anything that would preclude him from oral sex, right?

1:14:59 Caller Not Jamaican.

1:15:00 Adam Right. All right. Well, then get him down there.

1:15:02 Caller I'll do that. Thank you guys.

1:15:03 Adam All right. All right.

1:15:04 Drew Was it the Jamaican guy that had a real issue with that?

1:15:06 Adam Yeah, they're not into that.

1:15:07 Eric Dane Is that true?

1:15:08 Drew Yeah.

1:15:08 Adam I went to Jamaica.

1:15:09 Eric Dane They weren't a cop out.

1:15:10 Adam They weren't big into the oral sex over there. But guys, listen, this is what women enjoy most. Get good at it. You'll have a friend for life. You may not want her, but she'll be your friend for life. Mike?

1:15:25 Caller Hey, yeah, what's up?

1:15:26 Adam Hey, you're 20.

1:15:28 Caller Yeah, I'm 20, and I got a pretty big problem going on.

1:15:32 Adam All righty.

1:15:33 Caller Okay, here's the deal. I got this boss of mine. I work for a company, and I just started, like, about three months ago, and I didn't have my schedule for the next week, so he told me that if I gave him my screen name, he'd just, you know, email it to me over email. And I was like, oh, okay, you know, that's pretty cool. And so I gave him my screen name, and yet I find out that he's gay. He's hitting on me on the Internet.

1:15:57 Caller So I was like, that sucks.

1:15:59 Caller And, you know, I kind of told him I wasn't gay. I like females. And he keeps on pursuing me. And he owes me like $1,200. We got into this business deal.

1:16:08 Drew What deal? What were you doing?

1:16:10 Caller A stock market.

1:16:12 Drew What?

1:16:13 Eric Dane Did you tell him to his face that you weren't interested?

1:16:16 Caller Oh, yeah, I've told him many times, and like everyone like at work tells him that I'm not interested. But the thing is, is he keeps on telling me in order for me to get my money because the stock was under his name, I have to go to his house and pick it up.

1:16:29 Drew Bring a couple of big friends with you. Exactly.

1:16:31 Caller Yeah, I tried that. And my big friends, they won't go. They're like chickens. Because this guy is like huge.

1:16:37 Adam You can't handle a gay guy? Come on. Go over there.

1:16:41 Caller Do you want to go handle a gay guy?

1:16:43 Adam Sure.

1:16:44 Drew What is the matter with you?

1:16:46 Adam Go over there and go get your money.

1:16:49 Drew I understand this. You must be very frightened of potentially being homosexual, Mike.

1:16:55 Caller Yeah, I don't like. I don't like men going down on me or anything like that.

1:17:00 Drew He's not going to.

1:17:00 Adam First off, you just close your eyes and have a swig of that beer. You're fine.

1:17:05 Drew Is he a criminal and you're concerned he's going to assault you?

1:17:08 Adam Now, listen, he's goofing off. Besides.

1:17:14 Drew Idiot.

1:17:15 Adam Oh, Drew, come on.

1:17:17 Eric Dane He could have been a little more creative.

1:17:20 Adam Yeah, he could have, although I enjoyed it. Joe, do you think he made all this stuff up about the stock market and the email and all that? That'd be some kernels of truth in there somewhere. He's still an idiot. Well, yeah. Joe, caller goes by the name of Joe. Joe. Joe, who is a 19-year-old boyfriend.

1:17:41 Caller Hi.

1:17:42 Adam Joe.

1:17:43 Caller What? Jill.

1:17:44 Drew Jill. Jill.

1:17:45 Caller That works, too.

1:17:46 Adam Oh, I see. I'm sorry, the screen says Joe. All right, Jill, what's up?

1:17:51 Caller Okay, after my boyfriend and I have sex, which is very frequently, like my vagina like hurts and stings and stuff.

1:17:59 Adam Right.

1:18:00 Caller It sucks.

1:18:02 Caller But like, I don't know.

1:18:04 Eric Dane That could be some sort of a urinary infection, no?

1:18:07 Caller I don't know.

1:18:08 Drew When you're 16, you're sexually active. Have you had a pelvic exam?

1:18:11 Eric Dane Yeah.

1:18:11 Drew And what did they find?

1:18:13 Caller Nothing.

1:18:14 Caller It was all good.

1:18:14 Drew Do you have any problems?

1:18:15 Caller That was like a while ago.

1:18:16 Caller That was like maybe six months ago.

1:18:18 Drew All right. Any trouble lubricating?

1:18:20 Caller No.

1:18:21 Caller It's all good.

1:18:21 Drew And how long does this go on for? You guys are together.

1:18:24 Caller How long what?

1:18:25 Drew How long do these encounters go on for?

1:18:28 Caller A long time.

1:18:29 Drew How long?

1:18:30 Caller Like hour, maybe hour and a half.

1:18:33 Drew Isn't that a little bit long for you?

1:18:34 Caller No, it's good.

1:18:36 Drew Yeah. If it hurts.

1:18:37 Adam Yeah.

1:18:38 Eric Dane I think you're supposed to pee right after too.

1:18:41 Caller Well, I do, but it doesn't hurt like during. It'll be like an hour later.

1:18:44 Adam I know. But listen, nothing hurts during.

1:18:47 Caller I mean.

1:18:48 Adam You got to know your own limits. Okay.

1:18:50 Eric Dane Drink lots of cranberry juice.

1:18:52 Caller Yeah.

1:18:53 Adam Yeah. Well.

1:18:53 Drew We should talk about her vagina burning, not this urea, not pain with urination, right?

1:18:57 Caller Well, it's like both.

1:18:58 Drew Or both.

1:19:01 Caller It's more like.

1:19:02 Caller It's not really like my vagina. It's like my stomach kind of area, like more. Wow.

1:19:07 Adam This guy's big. How are you guys doing? I mean, is he, is he gentle or is he, you know, you like a sheet in the wind?

1:19:14 Caller He's more gentle than I am, I'd say.

1:19:16 Adam Oh, really? What's up there, baby?

1:19:18 Caller Nothing.

1:19:19 Adam All right. 16, got the night.

1:19:22 Caller What?

1:19:22 Adam Slow down a little there.

1:19:25 Drew Get a urinalysis done to make sure there's not a urine infection sitting there all this time, maybe triggering all these feelings.

1:19:30 Adam What's he do?

1:19:31 Caller What's he do for a living?

1:19:33 Adam Yeah.

1:19:33 Caller He works in a, he like works in a warehouse.

1:19:35 Adam Fantastic.

1:19:36 Caller He works for IDT.

1:19:37 Caller He makes like slot machines.

1:19:40 Drew International Game Technology.

1:19:41 Adam Oh, really?

1:19:42 Caller Yeah.

1:19:42 Adam Yeah.

1:19:43 Eric Dane How'd you know that?

1:19:45 Caller How did I know that?

1:19:45 Eric Dane Just one of those things. Talking to Drew.

1:19:47 Adam We know how you know.

1:19:48 Caller Okay.

1:19:49 Adam That's all he talks about.

1:19:50 Caller No.

1:19:51 Adam All right. So he puts together slot machines.

1:19:53 Caller Yeah.

1:19:54 Adam That's good. He really knows that coin slot, too.

1:19:57 Caller I'll tell you.

1:19:58 Caller All right.

1:19:59 Adam Jill?

1:20:00 Caller Yeah.

1:20:00 Adam Just take it easy.

1:20:01 Caller Okay.

1:20:02 Adam Slow it down a little bit.

1:20:03 Caller All right.

1:20:03 Adam Well, why don't you limit yourself to half an hour?

1:20:06 Caller Okay.

1:20:08 Adam Set an egg timer.

1:20:09 Caller All right.

1:20:10 Adam And he's got to be done by then, all right?

1:20:11 Caller All right.

1:20:12 Adam All right. Because I think you're wearing your parts out.

1:20:14 Caller Okay.

1:20:15 Adam All right?

1:20:15 Drew You're hurting yourself, right?

1:20:17 Adam Okay. All right, baby. Thank you. Yeah. This comes up a lot. I really think the vagina is not, it's not as durable as I'd like it to be, quite frankly. There's a few design changes I'd make on it if I was to put it back up on the drawing board.

1:20:35 Drew Well, share those with us.

1:20:37 Adam Well, first off, it's way too big. Huge. Huge. No reason for all that room, especially around the left and right, down the width. Don't need that kind of room.

1:20:47 Drew Right.

1:20:47 Adam It's like a ring and a dinner bell.

1:20:49 Drew Right. How about in terms of its function?

1:20:50 Adam Well, I could use a little more orgasm capability. Doesn't seem to be much good for that with the penis.

1:20:57 Drew Yeah.

1:20:57 Adam I'm talking about the vagina. Yeah.

1:20:59 Drew I understand.

1:20:59 Adam Vagina itself. If you're going to make it smell like something, make it smells like something good, something we recognize.

1:21:08 Drew The hamburgers?

1:21:08 Adam Fresh cut pine, pork ribs, something a man enjoys. What else? I'd use a little more durability out of it, something that held up a little better.

1:21:19 Drew Sure.

1:21:21 Adam Something you could hang with for an hour or so without the irritability. Then there's all the urine infections and yeast infections.

1:21:29 Drew You'd have the urine come out somewhere else.

1:21:31 Adam You have to handle that vagina in a hazmat suit. You really should be having sex in one of those clean rooms, that they put...

1:21:41 Drew Lamenter flow...

1:21:42 Adam .put semiconductors together in.

1:21:44 Drew Lamenter flow through the room.

1:21:46 Adam Yeah, but it should be handled where you stick your hands to those gloves that are connected to that box.

1:21:51 Drew The robot.

1:21:51 Adam Manipulate the vagina with the robotic arm.

1:21:55 Eric Dane Right, lead gloves, like radiation-proof gloves.

1:21:58 Adam Yeah, I'm looking for more of a jeep-type vagina, not the jag.

1:22:03 Drew Humbie.

1:22:04 Adam Yeah, something ran off a kerosene. You know what I mean? Didn't need the high test. Just a little less delicate. More of a metal drum, not a Steinway. See what I'm saying? It gets out of tune very easily. You know, a little more durable. Like the penis. I use my penis to, you know.

1:22:28 Drew Open cans.

1:22:29 Adam I really, I've got an erection and launch like, you know, hacky sack balls across the living room. I've, you know, smacked it on the counter. For effect. Yeah.

1:22:39 Drew Just because you're making a point.

1:22:40 Adam Yeah, yank on it once in a while. You know, make that, do that thing where you stand in front of the mirror and they can do that whipping action where you whack it against your belly and then against your leg.

1:22:49 Eric Dane That's fine.

1:22:51 Adam My penis is as good as it was the day it came out of the shop.

1:22:54 Eric Dane Well maintenance.

1:22:54 Adam It's like showroom condition. Right. Drew, you've seen my penis.

1:22:58 Drew Pristine.

1:22:58 Adam Showroom. Still has that new penis smell.

1:23:01 Drew Yeah. It was somebody else's. There was no way it was yours.

1:23:04 Adam Right. Vagina. It's like, oh man, it's a Rubik's Cube inside a Stradivarius. It really is. No one can figure that thing out. High maintenance. They're always, they gotta go to the gynecologist. Like you had sex? Yeah, you gotta go to the gynecologist. How many times did you took your penis in to be looked at? Do you know what I mean?

1:23:22 Drew It's like a Ferrari or something.

1:23:23 Eric Dane It's like a Ferrari. You need like weekly checkups.

1:23:26 Adam Yeah. Whereas we have more of a Briggs and Stratton. And that's what I'm saying I like the vagina to be like. Thank you. Sarah?

1:23:34 Caller Yes.

1:23:34 Adam You're 17.

1:23:35 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:23:36 Adam What's up?

1:23:37 Caller Well, I just recently, I don't know, I'm remembering when I was four, I was molested by my cousin and she was 13.

1:23:47 Drew What was the sexually explicit kind of thing?

1:23:52 Adam Of course.

1:23:53 Drew Or just touching?

1:23:54 Caller I don't know. Is it still considered molesting? Because I was like, I like wanted to. And I mean, I was four.

1:24:00 Eric Dane Well, were you guys playing around or did she molest you?

1:24:04 Caller Well, we were like kissing and I don't know. I just I tried to block it out of my memory. And a friend kind of brought it up that something had happened to him. And anyway, I just it it just scared me. And I don't know, she has a four year old daughter right now.

1:24:19 Adam Yeah. Well, it's a payback time. Go get her, baby. Turn about is fair play.

1:24:25 Caller No, but that wasn't my question.

1:24:27 Adam I see. But listen, Sarah, if it wasn't that much, why it cheap?

1:24:34 Caller Why make it came over, though? She'd be like, oh, do you want to play? And I was like, OK, sure.

1:24:39 Drew So you did this with her for a long period of time.

1:24:42 Caller Probably. I don't know. Probably four times. I don't know. I don't remember very well, but I kind of I'm remembering again.

1:24:48 Adam Are you more worried about her as a mother?

1:24:51 Caller No, I'm not. Well, one of my question was, is because I have a disliking towards girls. And do you think that could have anything to do with it?

1:24:59 Adam Yeah.

1:25:00 Drew It's usually more about a mom. Yeah.

1:25:02 Caller Oh, no. I mean, all my friends are guys. I mean, I'm not a tomboy. I dress like a girl, but you know, I don't like girls at all.

1:25:09 Caller I hate them.

1:25:10 Adam Well, Drew dresses like a girl, too, but he still enjoys them. But do you don't like them? I mean, not only physically, but you just don't like them in general.

1:25:19 Caller I just don't like them in general.

1:25:21 Adam I mean, do you really have disdain toward them or you just more of a guy girl than a girl girl?

1:25:28 Caller I'm I don't I don't like the way girls are. I don't like how they're backstabbing.

1:25:33 Drew You can't trust them.

1:25:34 Caller Yeah, I can't trust them at all. Not at all. I mean, I go to slumber parties and I just sit there and I'm like, oh, this sucks.

1:25:40 Adam Yeah.

1:25:40 Caller You know, I'd rather be out with the guys, you know.

1:25:42 Adam Right.

1:25:43 Caller I was in trouble.

1:25:44 Drew That's a mom thing.

1:25:45 Adam They need someone to take your place at the next teens all girl slumber party. I might slide in, make a little guest appearance. Yeah. Well, what is up with your mom?

1:25:55 Caller My mom?

1:25:57 Adam That's that's your mother?

1:25:59 Caller Yeah.

1:26:00 Caller Nothing. I have a mom.

1:26:02 Adam All right. Hold on. Let me grab my pen and pencil here.

1:26:05 Drew As a mom.

1:26:06 Adam As a mom, yes. You all right with your mom?

1:26:09 Caller Yeah.

1:26:09 Adam She a good person?

1:26:11 Caller Yeah. I'm not that close with her, but yes, she's my mother.

1:26:14 Adam She's a dynamite lady.

1:26:15 Caller I'm more closer with my dad.

1:26:16 Adam I like my dad more better. Why aren't you close with your mother?

1:26:21 Caller I don't know. I've always kind of been the bad child even though I get the best grades out of all my siblings. Right. I've always been the arguing with your parent mom.

1:26:31 Eric Dane Isn't there like sort of like a rebellious stage for girls and their mothers? It's, you know, right around 15, 16, 17.

1:26:39 Drew Yeah, but you've been fighting with your mom since you were...

1:26:41 Caller Pretty normal.

1:26:42 Drew You've been fighting with your mom since you were four though.

1:26:44 Caller Huh?

1:26:45 Drew You've been fighting with your mom forever.

1:26:47 Caller Basically.

1:26:48 Drew It's different.

1:26:49 Adam Okay. So you don't have a great relationship with your mom.

1:26:53 Drew This is mom intruding, mom being too invested in you, your mom not being empathic towards you, mom not letting you individuate.

1:27:00 Caller She doesn't.

1:27:01 Adam I know.

1:27:02 Drew This is all the mom issue.

1:27:03 Caller It makes me stay home. Like one Friday night, she made me come home at nine o'clock.

1:27:07 Drew But the point is that because that's your relationship with your mom, now you can't trust any women. And this is actually important for you. It's a big part of yourself that you're losing to that relationship. And it would actually be important for you to find a female friend and to try to explore what it would be like to have a relationship with a female.

1:27:23 Adam How about you compromise and start with a nice lesbian?

1:27:27 Caller I don't think so.

1:27:27 Adam Sort of half male, half female?

1:27:30 Caller No.

1:27:30 Adam Alright. Well, listen, Sarah. Yeah. Okay. So, A, don't focus too much on your cousin and the doctor you played with there. Not a great thing, but I'm sure it didn't ruin you. B, focus more on the relationship with your mom and how you have feelings for her and about her and how those translate in your relationships with women today.

1:27:52 Drew And how it translates in how you feel about yourself and what pieces of yourself you leave behind because of that.

1:27:58 Adam All right.

1:27:58 Caller Okay.

1:27:59 Adam And there's a place to focus.

1:28:01 Caller Thank you.

1:28:01 Adam All right. Good luck.

1:28:02 Caller I love you both.

1:28:03 Adam Hey, we're into you. All right. Even if I was a chick, I'd like you.

1:28:07 Caller Oh, really? Okay.

1:28:08 Adam Yeah.

1:28:08 Drew Well, then she wouldn't like you.

1:28:10 Adam Right. But we work it out.

1:28:11 Caller I have girlfriends. It's just very hard for me to connect with them.

1:28:14 Drew I know. You work on that.

1:28:16 Adam Yes. All right. Good advice. Hey, I think we're having some breakthroughs or what you call that today.

1:28:22 Eric Dane Speaking of break, that was good. I was interested.

1:28:25 Adam Hold on. Tamara?

1:28:26 Caller Hi.

1:28:27 Adam You're 23.

1:28:28 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew.

1:28:29 Caller I love you.

1:28:30 Drew Oh, so, Tamara, I love you too. But, oh boy, you want to bet on this?

1:28:33 Adam Yeah, I'm ready to gamble just based on your voice, Tamara. All right. Don't even tell us your question. All right. What is your question?

1:28:44 Caller Well, I have this, like, bad habit of biting my nails. And, like, I pick at my acne all the time.

1:28:53 Adam That's exactly what I thought it was. Right. You bite your nails. What are you going to use to pick at yourself if your nails are short?

1:28:59 Caller Well, there's always something there.

1:29:01 Adam Okay, so you do some biting and picking? Yeah.

1:29:06 Caller What?

1:29:07 Adam Hold on a second, because we got to take a break. Okay. Don't pop any zits or push back any cuticles while we're on a break, all right, Tamara?

1:29:14 Caller Okay.

1:29:15 Adam All right, Eric Dane is our guest tonight from Gideon's Crossing. We'll take a quick break. We're going to come back and we'll do a little gambling on Tamara after this.

1:29:24 Caller Hello? This is Loveline.

1:29:26 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:30:02 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and this is Dr. Drew over there. Eric Dane is our guest tonight. He plays Dr. Y. Pooper from Gideon's Crossing. Monday nights, it would be tonight, but we missed it. 10 o'clock on ABC. Alrighty. Oh yeah, use that Tivo. Gotta get that thing hooked up. Let's hop back on the phones and speak to Tamara. Tamara's 23. Tamara?

1:30:29 Drew Yeah.

1:30:30 Adam Oh yeah, we're gonna do a little gambling on you. Yeah, but you know, your voice...

1:30:34 Drew Changing.

1:30:35 Adam It's changing. It's not a gambling type voice anymore. Should we be gambling on your past?

1:30:42 Caller Probably.

1:30:43 Adam Okay, good. Hold on. All right?

1:30:45 Caller Okay.

1:30:46 Adam All right, Eric, you got any... you got a dollar on you? We haven't gambled in a while on this show.

1:30:51 Eric Dane There's one on my car. How about I'll put my car keys up there?

1:30:54 Adam Is your car worth more than a buck? Yeah.

1:30:57 Drew It'll have to actually take his car.

1:30:59 Caller What's he got there?

1:31:02 Adam He's driving a Jag? What the hell is that?

1:31:05 Drew It's a rental.

1:31:06 Adam What kind of key is that? Car keys are really getting cool these days.

1:31:10 Drew Oh my God.

1:31:11 Adam All right. This car is worth at least a buck. So we put the keys up there. We know it's good for the buck. All right. Let's start the gambling. Let me explain the rules there. We gamble on the past of the person. As you know, we quickly get into the people's past. What kind of relationship they had with the parents, what kind of environment they grew up in, was there abuse, physical, sexual, alcoholism? What brought them to where they are today? The finger biting picker with the strange voice at 23. What did she experience in her younger days? So, we're all getting like a drug vibe. Could be some drug abuse, maybe alcoholism within the family. Picking and biting.

1:31:58 Eric Dane I'm thinking speed.

1:31:59 Adam Speed. But what did she grow up with? Was mama into speed? Was dad in speed?

1:32:05 Eric Dane Maybe not. Maybe mom and dad weren't around a lot.

1:32:09 Adam Yeah. But that's vague. I need something a little more specific.

1:32:14 Eric Dane Maybe mom and dad drank a lot.

1:32:16 Adam Alcoholic.

1:32:17 Eric Dane Sure.

1:32:18 Adam Alcoholic parents.

1:32:19 Caller Both?

1:32:23 Eric Dane One. Father.

1:32:24 Adam Dad was an alcoholic.

1:32:25 Caller Uh-huh.

1:32:26 Adam All right. That's a good bet. Could save money there, Drew.

1:32:29 Drew Physical and sexual abuse by six.

1:32:32 Adam Six guys?

1:32:32 Drew Six.

1:32:33 Adam Oh, six-year-old. I see. Six. By the ages of physical and sexual abuse. Hmm. Wow. This could be a combo answer. Could be some...

1:32:43 Caller could be...

1:32:44 Adam I'm gonna go with... Ah, we're going for a very unique one. Mom freaked... Dad out of the picture early. Mom freaked out a little. Raised by grandparents.

1:32:53 Eric Dane Okay. Actually I'm changing mine. Oh. I think she dislikes the party. Oh.

1:32:58 Adam Okay. Nothing... nothing traumatic in the past.

1:33:00 Eric Dane No, no, no.

1:33:01 Adam Raised by maybe grandparents, maybe sister. Raised by... off and on. By somebody else outside the family. And then the abuse ensued. Tamara?

1:33:12 Caller Yes.

1:33:13 Adam All right. Let's talk about your past.

1:33:15 Caller All right.

1:33:16 Adam First off, dad and mom. Divorced?

1:33:19 Caller No. Together.

1:33:20 Caller Son of a bitch.

1:33:22 Adam You're kidding me. And any alcoholism?

1:33:25 Caller Absolutely.

1:33:26 Caller Oh.

1:33:27 Adam Who?

1:33:28 Caller Dad.

1:33:29 Adam Oh, Eric. So close.

1:33:31 Drew But he backed off of that.

1:33:32 Adam Easy money. And then what?

1:33:35 Caller I said too bad he changed his outfit.

1:33:37 Adam Yeah. Well, you know these actors.

1:33:39 Eric Dane He didn't. He was just throwing her out there.

1:33:42 Adam Oh, that car is going to be sweet. All right. So dad was an alcoholic, full, full blown alcoholic.

1:33:49 Caller Well, what?

1:33:52 Adam Yeah. Big time alcoholic, daddy.

1:33:54 Caller Yeah. Up until the time I was maybe like, I don't know, like. Eight. Like eight or something. I don't remember very well.

1:34:02 Adam Good enough.

1:34:02 Caller Yeah.

1:34:03 Adam And and then brothers, alcoholics, brothers, your brothers.

1:34:08 Caller Yeah.

1:34:09 Adam And any physical abuse?

1:34:11 Caller Um, definitely.

1:34:13 Adam By by drunken dad?

1:34:14 Caller No, actually, dad wasn't violent. Dad wasn't violent, but by one of my brothers, very, very violent.

1:34:21 Adam Your brother's very violent.

1:34:23 Caller Uh huh.

1:34:24 Adam What's your nationality?

1:34:25 Caller Mexican.

1:34:26 Adam You have the same. I almost sound like Hawaiian or something.

1:34:30 Eric Dane I thought Filipino.

1:34:32 Caller I'm just nervous.

1:34:33 Adam OK. All right. So your older brother was abusive.

1:34:37 Caller Uh huh.

1:34:37 Adam And what about sexual abuse?

1:34:39 Caller Um, not in the family, but I remember being, like, felt that by a couple of cousins.

1:34:45 Adam Sure.

1:34:46 Caller What age?

1:34:48 Caller Um, I don't know, like young. It wasn't it wasn't like it happened daily or anything.

1:34:54 Adam But, right. Sure.

1:34:56 Caller Thanksgiving.

1:34:56 Caller By the time I remember, religious holidays, things like that. When I was maybe like four.

1:35:03 Caller Right.

1:35:04 Caller I think that was like the first time.

1:35:06 Adam All right. It's bad jazz. So you got you got your dad booze in. You got your older brother's beaten and you got your cousins goosing. And then the maids of Milken and the hens of land, right? But this sounds like a real dynamite group of folks, your family.

1:35:22 Caller I know.

1:35:22 Adam I really I'd really like to just get like an incinerary type bomb and take them all out. From a societal standpoint. I give you a heads up so you could get out of the house.

1:35:32 Caller Actually, I moved out when I was 18. Good.

1:35:35 Adam Good.

1:35:36 Caller All right. And also, Adam, I was raised by my sister because mom was always working, you know.

1:35:44 Eric Dane Are we going to get to the drug abuse?

1:35:45 Adam No, hold on now. Hold on now. I'm trying to get a buck back here. Your sister would come over?

1:35:53 Caller No, my sister. Well, no, we all lived in the house when we were going up.

1:35:58 Drew Right.

1:35:59 Caller Dad was out drinking sometimes. Pretty much absent. And mom was working all the time. And so my older sister kind of watched us.

1:36:10 Adam She raised you.

1:36:11 Eric Dane Didn't I say both of those? Didn't I say at first and you said my answer was too vague? I said parents weren't around a lot.

1:36:17 Caller Yes, you did.

1:36:18 Eric Dane And I said, well, dad was an alcoholic.

1:36:21 Adam Right.

1:36:22 Eric Dane I'm taking these two bucks.

1:36:23 Adam And you took them both back and went with likes to party.

1:36:26 Eric Dane Like I said, I was just throwing it out there because we're going to get to that though.

1:36:30 Adam All right. So your older sister raised you, but not your mom's sisters or parents.

1:36:35 Caller I can't hear you.

1:36:36 Adam Your mom, her sisters or your grandparents didn't raise you.

1:36:41 Caller No, no.

1:36:42 Adam All right. Well, I'm out of the running. Although I had a little, I should get 50 cents back. All right. So everything's a mess. And now you're picking and popping.

1:36:53 Drew No, do we figure out who got the bet?

1:36:55 Adam Drew got physical sexual abuse.

1:36:57 Drew By six.

1:36:58 Adam By six.

1:36:59 Eric Dane No, I think she said eight. Oh no, four, four.

1:37:02 Adam Yeah.

1:37:02 Eric Dane So we split it, Drew.

1:37:04 Adam No, you don't split it. Why not? Because you took back your right answer.

1:37:09 Eric Dane I was the closest of all three of us.

1:37:10 Adam I know, but picture this. Pretend we're sitting at a roulette table.

1:37:14 Eric Dane And I move my bet.

1:37:15 Adam You put your bet, it starts off on 16 black and you move it to 22 red and it lands on 16 black. What do you think you get, half? How dare you? All right.

1:37:25 Drew All right, so are you an addict yourself?

1:37:27 Caller No, not at all. Actually the opposite.

1:37:29 Drew No speed, no cocaine, nothing like that. All right, any other hair pulling or any other compulsive activities?

1:37:35 Caller Um, no, I don't think so.

1:37:37 Drew You don't pull your hair, eyebrows?

1:37:39 Caller I love my hair.

1:37:41 Drew Any depression recently?

1:37:42 Caller I think off and on, it's been around.

1:37:45 Drew Yeah, sure, with that kind of history, of course. Well, these finger biting, picking, these are all sort of compulsive activities. They're ways people to deal with anxiety, deal with mood disturbances. Do you ever do any cutting?

1:37:58 Caller No cutting.

1:37:59 Drew No cutting, okay.

1:38:00 Adam And how about some, I mean, this sounds like the kind of, this sounds like she needs a pill for this.

1:38:06 Drew Well, there are pills for this. There are pills that are for obsessive-compulsive kinds of traits. And really, more importantly, why not get the acne treated? Because that's the thing that's going to be sort of potentially disfiguring and scarring.

1:38:15 Caller Right. And then that's another issue where, you know, after I do it the next day, you know, my face is irritated.

1:38:22 Drew Yeah. Why not get that properly dealt with? There's a bunch of different treatments. Acne should be completely curable, or at least manageable this day and age. Whether it's antibiotics or benzoyl peroxide, all the way up to Accutane, you should be treated. And then that issue will be taken care of. If you still have the finger-picking or hair-pulling, then there are medications for the obsessive-compulsive traits.

1:38:40 Adam All right. So go to a dermatologist, see about the Accutane and whatever, and clear up your skin, and then you won't have anything to pick at.

1:38:47 Drew And you sound remarkably, even though we were able to pick up on something happened by around the age of six, you sound remarkably resilient.

1:38:54 Adam Yeah.

1:38:55 Caller Well, it's, you know, I've had to pretty much.

1:38:59 Drew To raise yourself.

1:39:00 Caller Right.

1:39:00 Adam Yeah. Sorry you had to do that.

1:39:02 Drew And I'm sorry I'm out of time. Be very careful with the guys you choose. You're gonna pick guys just like dad. Do not trust attraction. When you're attracted to guys.

1:39:10 Caller That's exactly what's going on right now.

1:39:12 Drew Yeah, when you're attracted, don't forget it. Listen to that little voice that goes, Oh, no, here I go again. Don't do it.

1:39:17 Adam Right. All right. I'm gonna give Drew my dollar. Eric can keep his dollar.

1:39:23 Drew His keys.

1:39:23 Eric Dane I get to keep my car.

1:39:24 Adam Keep his car and his dollar for having a sort of lightning flash of the right answer before he took it away. But still a very game effort. It was a game effort. And I really still think that I'm owed 35 cents for the raise by someone other than the parents, but it was not an outside family member. James.

1:39:50 Caller Hey, how are you guys?

1:39:51 Adam Hey, you're 27. What's up?

1:39:52 Caller Oh, I got a question for Dr. Drew. I ejaculate a lot. I mean, it's a large quantity that comes out. And-

1:40:02 Drew Good times.

1:40:03 Caller I've spoken to a couple of doctors about this. I'm divorced. I have a kid. When my wife was going through her pregnancy, I even asked her OBGYN about this.

1:40:14 Drew What exactly was the question?

1:40:16 Caller Well, the texture of my semen, it seems to be almost solid, almost like a epoxy resin, almost.

1:40:25 Drew Lovely.

1:40:25 Adam I see.

1:40:26 Caller And as long as it's not a-

1:40:29 Eric Dane Epoxy resin.

1:40:31 Adam Yeah, it's like-

1:40:32 Caller Almost like rubber cement.

1:40:34 Adam Nice.

1:40:34 Caller What's your diet like?

1:40:36 Caller It's a healthy diet.

1:40:38 Caller Yeah.

1:40:38 Drew All right. What exactly was the question to the doctor?

1:40:40 Adam He eats mostly yucca.

1:40:42 Caller Well, I've asked four doctors and the last-

1:40:46 Adam What are you asking?

1:40:47 Drew What is exactly you ask? Why do I have such a large volume of semen?

1:40:51 Caller No, why is it the way it is? The last doctor I spoke to said that it was prostate mucus.

1:40:58 Drew Yeah.

1:40:59 Caller Now, is that possible? I've never heard of that.

1:41:01 Drew Well, the prostate produces the secretion basically.

1:41:05 Adam Right.

1:41:05 Drew And some people produce thicker than others.

1:41:09 Caller So, it's nothing drug-related or it's not a health issue?

1:41:11 Drew No.

1:41:11 Adam It's not that it's prostate has a cold.

1:41:14 Drew Okay.

1:41:15 Adam Basically, that was, hey, nut job. I'm knee-deep in your old lady snatch and now you're coming at me with the petrified goo question. I'm about to break for lunch here. How about cut me some slack? I mean, basically, that's what that answer was, right? Hey, James.

1:41:36 Caller Yes.

1:41:37 Adam Where did you, you know, I admire your candor and freedom. Okay. The idea that you've cornered four doctors on your sperm is unthinkable to me. Although, I do admire it in a sort of loathsome fashion.

1:41:52 Caller Well, I was never getting an answer. The first three doctors I tried to...

1:41:55 Adam I know, but the reason, yeah, but... The reason, all right, the reason you weren't getting an answer is because there wasn't an answer.

1:42:03 Drew Right. If there were a medical issue.

1:42:04 Adam Not because they were dodging the question or they didn't know.

1:42:07 Drew It's like, why is my hair curly? It's just you. It's a trait.

1:42:10 Adam Yeah. And Dr. Drew is doctor number five who is not giving you an answer for the viscous nature of your sperm. Please don't make it a six doctor who has to endure this pain.

1:42:24 Caller I've spoken to this with friends, candidly also, and nobody ever has had this problem that I've ever talked to. It's not a problem.

1:42:32 Drew It's not a medical issue. It's you. Okay? Drop it.

1:42:35 Adam All right. And but let's get back to the volume part. A lot comes out too, right? Yeah.

1:42:40 Caller Maybe I could probably fill half a shot glass.

1:42:43 Adam Really? Well, I mean... And that's good aim too. All right. So... All right.

1:42:51 Caller Well, it doesn't bother me. It just freaks out my girlfriend.

1:42:54 Adam I understand. But the good news is it rolls right off her belly, right? Yeah. And then you just bounce it off the wall right into the hamper. Flubber. The doink.

1:43:02 Caller Well, we're not throwing it against the wall or anything.

1:43:05 Caller Yeah.

1:43:05 Adam And then you take it the next morning, you roll it on the funny pages. It picks up the tag wood.

1:43:11 Caller Exactly.

1:43:12 Caller Yeah.

1:43:12 Adam All right, James. That's good. You pull it out. And if there's still a little left in there, you just yank on it and the rest comes out. Right?

1:43:19 Caller It's never been that bad. No.

1:43:20 Adam All right. You're fine. Why don't you drink more acidic fluids or cranberry and pineapple juice?

1:43:27 Caller Works for me.

1:43:28 Drew It could be a whole new, you know, a lot of toys for kids. Seed and putty.

1:43:31 Adam Yeah, you're fine, buddy.

1:43:32 Caller Sounds good.

1:43:33 Adam Yeah, good times.

1:43:34 Caller Thanks, guys.

1:43:34 Adam All right.

1:43:36 Caller Hold on.

1:43:36 Adam I just got it. I got it. James, did you hang up? No, he hung up. I want to know where he got his freedom. That's not where he got his license.

1:43:43 Drew That's not for you.

1:43:44 Adam It's it's sort of it's grand. It's pompous. It is. Why, Drew? Maybe he's healthy. No, but you have to admit there is such a thing.

1:43:54 Drew Yes, there is. But think how you reacted to him.

1:43:57 Adam I was like, oh, this asshole. Yeah, but he was a nice guy.

1:44:00 Drew Yeah, not a bad guy.

1:44:02 Eric Dane Freedom. Freedom to be so from one man.

1:44:06 Adam Invasive.

1:44:07 Drew Yeah.

1:44:07 Adam I mean, what I mean is, is all of us, if we had a question of this nature, would think about it for a few minutes and then probably bite our lip and hit for the vending machine, right?

1:44:19 Drew Who cares about this?

1:44:20 Adam Yeah, I'm not going to waste a guy's time with this. And furthermore, it's a little personal to be getting into it. I'm going to feel uncomfortable. They're going to feel uncomfortable. I know they're doctors. I know it's not a real medical condition. It's been going on since I was 13. I'm not going to waste anyone's time with it. I'd be, I wouldn't bring it up. Five doctors. You are now doctor number five.

1:44:40 Drew And they're not telling me the answer.

1:44:42 Adam Okay. All right. All right. So it's not the kind of guy we'd want to hang out with. When we come back this week to Anna, Anna 17. Dad slept with brother's wife. Brother ran off. She said wants to blame, wants to blame for it.

1:44:58 Drew No blame for it.

1:44:59 Adam No blame for it. Wrong show. All right. We will take a break. We'll be back with Anna after this.

1:45:26 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

1:45:40 Adam Yay! Loveline! Adam Corolla over here, Dr. Drew. Over there, Eric Dane is our guest tonight from Gideon's Crossing. Ten o'clock, ABC, Monday Nights. All right, let's get to Anna now. Anna, Anna's got quite a situation going on over there. Anna?

1:46:03 Caller Yep.

1:46:04 Adam You're seventeen?

1:46:05 Caller Yep.

1:46:06 Adam Your dad slept with your brother's wife?

1:46:08 Caller Yeah, and they took off.

1:46:10 Adam And now hold on, how old is your brother?

1:46:13 Caller He was probably about twenty when it happened.

1:46:16 Drew Wait, his brother's wife?

1:46:18 Adam No, no, no, no, no.

1:46:19 Eric Dane I'm confused.

1:46:20 Adam Was it your brother's wife or his brother's wife?

1:46:23 Caller My brother's wife.

1:46:25 Adam Your brother's wife. Quite down, Drew.

1:46:26 Drew So his daughter-in-law.

1:46:27 Adam That's what I thought. And your brother was twenty when it happened. How long ago was this?

1:46:35 Caller Eight years ago.

1:46:36 Adam Okay. And they ran off together?

1:46:39 Caller Yeah.

1:46:40 Caller Okay.

1:46:42 Caller My brother and his wife ran off. He went to Hawaii because he was stationed there in the Navy.

1:46:46 Adam Hold on now. Hold on. Your brother and his wife ran off together?

1:46:51 Caller Yes.

1:46:52 Adam I thought your dad slept with your brother's wife and they ran off together.

1:46:56 Caller No. My dad slept with my brother's wife and my brother took his wife and they just haven't had any contact with us.

1:47:04 Adam They ran off. Your brother and wife. Well, listen. Don't get smug. When you say your dad slept with your brother's wife and they ran off together, I would assume it was your dad that ran, did the running because he was the last guy you mentioned.

1:47:19 Caller No. Sorry.

1:47:19 Adam All right. So they moved off to Hawaii.

1:47:22 Caller Yes.

1:47:23 Adam And now they've sort of disowned the family.

1:47:26 Caller Yeah.

1:47:27 Adam Which is bad for you but semi-understandable.

1:47:30 Drew For that. Yeah.

1:47:31 Caller Very understandable. I just want to want to know what I can do to make Harlan see that it wasn't my mom, my sisters and my fault, my fault.

1:47:41 Adam Yeah.

1:47:42 Caller It was my dad and his wife's fault.

1:47:44 Adam Right.

1:47:45 Drew I mean, you want your brother back. Yeah.

1:47:46 Adam Harlan's your brother.

1:47:47 Caller I do. It still hurts so bad every time I try and contact him.

1:47:53 Adam Well, what happens when you try and contact him?

1:47:55 Caller I usually get his wife over the internet.

1:47:58 Drew Yeah.

1:47:58 Caller And she doesn't like me very much.

1:48:02 Drew Why?

1:48:04 Eric Dane Your sister-in-law, who now is your stepmother?

1:48:08 Adam You're right. Well, I mean, she... Do you think that she doesn't like you or do you think she's embarrassed, humiliated and doesn't want to address this whole thing?

1:48:17 Caller I think she's afraid because she screamed rape and my dad took a lie detector test and my brother doesn't know the results of that test. He never did.

1:48:27 Drew So she's a piece of work.

1:48:29 Caller Yeah.

1:48:30 Adam How did the lie detector test go?

1:48:33 Caller It came out negative.

1:48:35 Caller He didn't rape her.

1:48:36 Adam I see. So your dad is a stand up guy is what you're saying.

1:48:40 Drew Yeah. All right.

1:48:42 Eric Dane She's still with him, all right? What?

1:48:45 Adam They're still together and she... Okay. Well, so here's the deal. Anna, this happens a lot. Sorry to say. It does. Okay. Yeah. Here's what's going on. You ready? I give you the family in a nutshell. This broad over here is a piece of work. She's chaotic. She slept with your dad. She cried, raped and moved off. Now, your brother who comes from the loins of your dad.

1:49:12 Caller Step dad.

1:49:14 Adam Okay. Where's your real dad?

1:49:16 Caller Where's his real dad?

1:49:18 What's my dad doing in Israel?

1:49:20 Adam Where's your real dad?

1:49:21 Caller My little dad is the dad that slept with his wife. He has a different dad.

1:49:26 Adam I see. Okay. Where's his real dad?

1:49:28 Caller He still talks to him.

1:49:29 Adam All right. Do you know him?

1:49:32 Caller I think I've met him a couple of times.

1:49:33 Adam All right. Is he a troubled guy?

1:49:36 Caller Is he a troubled guy?

1:49:37 Adam Yes.

1:49:38 Caller My brother is dead.

1:49:40 Eric Dane This is always the first.

1:49:42 Adam Here's the deal, Anna. Whoever we were talking about last.

1:49:45 Caller No, he's not a troubled guy.

1:49:46 Adam You understand? Like if I'm saying, Dr. Drew is good, but Jesus is even better. He works in mysterious ways.

1:49:52 Caller That's okay.

1:49:52 Adam I'm talking about Jesus at that point, not Dr. Drew. You understand? Whoever we talked about last.

1:49:59 Caller No, he is not a troubled guy.

1:50:01 Adam He isn't.

1:50:01 Caller No.

1:50:02 Adam Okay. So anyway, your brother got hooked up with a psycho. Okay? This chick's a little baddie. And her... Yes. She's good and baddie.

1:50:15 Caller Yes.

1:50:15 Adam You understand?

1:50:16 Caller Yeah, I got it.

1:50:16 Adam And she is scared that if she re-contacts the family, the truth is going to come out about the lie detector and about the rape allegation. And she's staying as far away from the family and keeping your brother as far away from the family as possible. Now, your brother is just stupid enough to fall in love with someone like this and weak enough to fall under a spell and not stand up for himself. And I'm sorry that had to happen. Now, here's the catch 22. You don't need to have a relationship with somebody who's this pathetic in this week and this far in denial. I know that hurts, but you're asking to have a relationship with a weak and bad person.

1:51:01 Drew He may come around someday.

1:51:02 Adam And he may. And he may. But now, it's not the time. And so, what you have to do, Anna, is get on with your life. And you two will patch it up. But it won't be on your timetable, and it may not be for a little while. Meanwhile, you have to go out, go to school, go off to college, have a successful life, don't marry any screwballs, set a good example, and eventually, he'll come back in to your life wanting to borrow money. All right? Don't push. If he doesn't want it, he doesn't want it. It's going to hurt you.

1:51:35 Caller It already is hurting.

1:51:37 Adam I know, but you can't obsess. You cannot obsess on it.

1:51:41 Caller I'm not obsessed. I just...

1:51:44 Adam What do you want? He doesn't want the relationship right now.

1:51:50 Drew You gotta let it go for now.

1:51:51 Adam You have to let it go for now. What is your... He's in Hawaii.

1:51:57 Caller He's in Arizona now.

1:51:58 Adam Same place.

1:51:59 Eric Dane Jesus.

1:52:01 Adam What is your fantasy? You're in Portland. He's in Arizona.

1:52:05 Caller I'm going to be flying through there. And I was asking his wife if we could maybe hook up.

1:52:10 Adam Why do you keep talking to his wife? Why can't you talk to him?

1:52:13 Caller Because he's never home and on the Internet.

1:52:16 Adam You don't know where he works. You don't have a phone number.

1:52:19 Caller He's at a naval base.

1:52:21 Adam You can't call the naval base and ask to talk to a private dipstick.

1:52:26 Caller I don't know the naval base.

1:52:28 Adam You don't know the naval base. You can't find out the naval base. How many naval bases are in Arizona, by the way? Find the city. Hey, Anna. Listen. Okay. I'm starting to lose my patience with you. You're very enterprising. You don't want to do anything or take any responsibility. You can't find out where he is. He's at a naval base. You know his name. You don't know where it is. How many are there?

1:52:53 Caller 50, 60, 70. That could be a lot. I don't know.

1:52:58 Eric Dane A naval base in Arizona?

1:53:00 Adam Are you just screwing with us?

1:53:02 Caller No, I'm not screwing with you.

1:53:04 Adam You know what city is he in now? Do you know?

1:53:07 Caller I don't know. My cousin has his number, but my mom told me not to contact him.

1:53:12 Drew But you just said you were going, you were flying into that city. You said you were flying into that city in Arizona.

1:53:17 Caller I'm flying into Phoenix.

1:53:19 Drew Is that where the naval base is?

1:53:20 Caller I'm flying through Arizona.

1:53:22 Adam Is he there?

1:53:24 Caller What?

1:53:24 Adam Is he in Arizona?

1:53:25 Caller Yes, he's in Arizona.

1:53:26 Adam Ah, so you know where he is?

1:53:28 Caller Yes.

1:53:29 Adam You said he was in a naval base. You didn't know where.

1:53:32 Caller I said he was in a naval base in Arizona. I don't know the city that he's at.

1:53:35 Eric Dane I don't think there can be too many naval bases in Arizona. Maybe one.

1:53:40 Adam All right, Anna? Hey, listen, honey, you're hurt, you're mad, you're whatever. I understand that. I don't know what's going on in your life. I'm sure it's not good. Do not put all your chips in this whole riddled basket called your brother. Just stay in a hotel. He's an idiot, okay? And I know things aren't going for you, good for you at home, and you're relying on him, like he's some sort of fairy godfather. He ain't going to be around. You got to work on your own ass at home, all right?

1:54:09 Caller Things are fine at home.

1:54:10 Adam Yeah, I'm sure. They sound great. All right, we'll take a break. I was told not to be so mean, but I can't stand everyone. We'll be back. Hey, there you go. All right, another fabulous Loveline. I'm frustrated.

1:54:50 Drew It's just because of that one caller. One seven-year-old puts you off. That's it, you're done. Good thing this show's over.

1:54:58 Adam All right, everybody. Gideon's Crossing, Monday nights, 10 o'clock, ABC. Let's, this is a good show.

1:55:07 Drew Let's support it, yes.

1:55:08 Adam Let's support it. I mean, when I say let's, I don't mean me and Drew.

1:55:10 Drew Of course.

1:55:11 Adam I mean, you guys. We're over here.

1:55:13 Eric Dane No, it means you and Drew, too.

1:55:14 Adam We're going to get our...

1:55:15 Drew I got a TV.

1:55:16 Adam Come on, watch my TV.

1:55:17 Eric Dane Tivo, man.

1:55:17 Adam Yeah, get the Tivo. Yeah, if your wife wasn't so hooked on those...

1:55:23 Drew Figure skating...

1:55:23 Adam .Steven J. Cannell...

1:55:24 Drew Figure skating...

1:55:25 Adam .fried pieces of ass that he keeps cranking out, she could watch him real TV. It's all that crap she watches. All right. Thanks, Eric. We do appreciate it.

1:55:34 Eric Dane Thank you. Thank you.

1:55:35 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying mahalo.

1:55:41 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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