Episode 1000754886970

9:49 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

10:01 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Fax number, 310-840-4051. As I read the new fax number from the boldly printed note that is taped to the glass of the studio, Drew, I thought to myself about four digits in, I will never ever remember this number. We got too old. I will look up.

10:27 Drew We were younger when we learned the original fax number.

10:29 Adam I will look up and read it every night, and if we're here for 472 years, you have to read it. I would have to glance up, and if someone was standing in front of it 472 years from now, I would not be able to get three of the seven digits.

10:43 Drew That's nice. Good to know.

10:46 Adam Well, I like to rest my brain when I can.

10:49 Drew No kidding.

10:49 Adam That's why I like this show, Drew.

10:51 Drew I get something.

10:52 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. He'll play bar mitzvahs, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes to make a buck. All right. We ready to roll here? Anything you want to say, Drew? You ready to rock?

11:06 All right.

11:07 Adam Gina. Hey, you're 26.

11:10 Caller Yeah.

11:10 Adam What's up?

11:11 Caller You know what? I've known this guy for three years. He's a police officer. He comes by my house when I'm home from college, home from summer, whatever. I've lived in Chicago a few times, freaked out of my apartment and came back home to live with mom. Well, I'm living in Chicago now. I'm doing my master's, but I'm home like this weekend and I get an email because he knows I'm coming in town. And the weird thing about this is I've for two and a half years really never had sex with him. OK, so finally I had sex with him. OK, and I found this out. He shaved himself, his testicle, his penis.

11:52 Drew Can I ask something? I'm more curious than I am about the shaving, the fact that we went through this whole discussion about the master's and the email and what, you know, what was the question? Hey, what does it mean when a guy shaves himself? Wouldn't that be the question?

12:05 Caller I've never met a guy who shaved himself. I've been around. I've seen a lot.

12:08 Drew She didn't understand the question.

12:09 Caller I've had an education. I know people. I've got girlfriends. None of them are part of it.

12:14 Adam Gina, you're a little nutty, aren't you?

12:16 Caller Nutty?

12:16 Adam A little bit. People tell you you're a little bit scattered.

12:21 Caller Yeah, I like it that way.

12:22 Adam You're a little flighty?

12:23 Caller No.

12:24 Adam No, but, no, there's certain people that always sound like they just took some mushrooms and they go, they go, yeah.

12:30 Caller Never, never. No caffeine today. Nothing.

12:33 Adam No, but they sound like the Riddler, like you know what I mean?

12:37 Caller Come on, is it normal?

12:40 Adam Well, first off, okay.

12:41 Caller And then shave themselves.

12:42 Adam Okay, shut up and listen. First off, he didn't shave his penis.

12:48 Caller Yes.

12:48 Adam Because his penis doesn't have hair on it.

12:51 Caller No.

12:52 Adam You see?

12:52 Caller Right next to it, though.

12:54 Adam Okay.

12:55 Drew But this is what we're trying to get so squared with.

12:57 Adam He shaved his testicles. And then he shaved the pubic hair around the penis, right?

13:04 Caller I'm telling you, this is for real. It's true. He does.

13:11 Adam Are you really getting a master's?

13:14 Caller He does this.

13:15 Adam What goes on when you sit in the classroom and the teacher talks and the professor speaks? What happens?

13:25 Caller I think it's a joke. I think it's, I think it's, it's got to be, he's a porno. He's a porno, Scott.

13:32 Drew She can't, she can't listen to one thing. Maybe she's loaded right now or something.

13:35 Adam Gina, are you high now?

13:37 Caller No.

13:38 Adam No? Are you high?

13:41 Caller I've never been high in my life. I don't even do caffeine. Go on.

13:45 Adam And, uh...

13:45 Caller Tell me if this guy is a porno. What is he?

13:48 Adam Hey, Gina. Has anyone ever suggested you be on medication? Gina?

13:58 Caller Well, I can start caffeine tomorrow.

14:01 Adam Has anyone ever suggested you be on any kind of medication?

14:07 Caller No.

14:08 Adam No.

14:09 Drew Okay. That's the first question she's answered. You've asked me that.

14:11 Adam Gina, I've been asking you questions for 45 minutes. You haven't answered one of them. You keep talking about this cop's pubic hair.

14:18 Drew Are you just not hearing us or what's going on here?

14:21 Caller Usually that's the issue, you know, the question.

14:24 Drew Are you just not hearing us?

14:26 Caller I hear you.

14:27 Drew Okay.

14:28 Caller Wow.

14:29 Adam Hey, Gina. Hey, Gina.

14:32 Caller That's my name.

14:36 Hold on.

14:37 Adam Well, I was going to put you on a hold and talk to Drew, but I realize I can do that in front of you because you think it's funny. You know, no, you don't believe me. You have wiring that's missing in your head. Did you ever get did you ever get in an accident? Uh, did you ever hit your head?

14:53 Drew Well, what are you getting your masters in?

14:56 Caller Just human resources.

14:58 Drew Human resource.

14:59 Adam You never had any kind of blunt head trauma?

15:03 Caller The reason I told you I'm in college is I don't live here. And I don't see this guy all the time. I just want you to know, it's not like he's my boyfriend or something.

15:13 Adam Have you ever been in an accident where you suffered head trauma?

15:18 Caller Hmm. I think I'm as well off as most people and I didn't have an accident.

15:25 Adam Okay. Hold on. Mental note. We all have to kill ourselves. All right, Gina. Him trimming his pubic hair is...

15:32 Drew No big deal.

15:33 Adam No big deal.

15:34 Caller Who does that?

15:35 Drew Many young people.

15:36 Adam Who does that?

15:37 Caller Yeah.

15:38 Adam This cop you're banging.

15:40 Drew And lots of young people do that.

15:41 Caller That's right.

15:41 Drew That's everything that young people do.

15:43 Adam It's no big deal, baby.

15:45 Drew It's not entirely normal. To me, it's flawed, frankly. It means something to me.

15:50 Adam A little trim once in a while is fine. But flat out shave like with a razor and shave cream, Gina?

15:56 Caller Exactly. Yes. OK.

15:58 Adam It's a little something.

16:00 Drew So he's got a little energy down there.

16:01 Adam But I guarantee he's not weirder than you. Put it that way.

16:05 Caller OK.

16:05 Caller How about that?

16:07 Adam OK. There you go. That's all you need to know.

16:10 Drew Yeah.

16:10 Adam Anytime you think there's something up with him, I would bet everything I own that he is nowhere near is effed up as Gina is, not even in the same stratosphere as Gina. You know, Drew, would you put some money on that?

16:24 Drew That's quite an experience.

16:26 Adam Listen, if we had just tape recorded Gina having another phone conversation and played it while we attempted to converse with her, I think just through luck and happenstance, we would have had a more sensical conversation with her.

16:42 Drew Yes.

16:43 Adam Would you say that's true?

16:44 Drew I'd say that's true.

16:44 Adam All right. No drugs. No head trauma.

16:47 Drew So she says.

16:48 Adam Stephanie?

16:49 Guest Yes.

16:50 Adam You're 22.

16:51 Guest Yes.

16:51 I'm really sorry that I made up my question. And the reason I'm calling-

16:55 Adam Fine.

16:56 What?

16:56 Drew Yeah, no problem.

16:57 Adam We don't care. Just ask whatever you want to know.

16:59 Okay. My friend and I are going to be in LA next week. And we love your show and we were really wondering if we could come watch y'all record one of the shows in the studio.

17:09 Drew Fine.

17:09 Adam That's fine. We don't record them.

17:11 Drew Oh, Anderson, they're going to pause.

17:13 Adam Anderson, she may be good looking.

17:15 I, yeah.

17:16 Adam Are you good looking?

17:17 Yes, I am.

17:17 Guest So is my friend.

17:18 Adam Okay. Well, then Anderson's nodding. Well, we won't let them do it.

17:23 Guest What?

17:23 Adam Yes.

17:24 Guest Yes.

17:25 Okay.

17:25 Guest Do I talk to someone to get the address or?

17:28 Adam Yeah.

17:28 Thank you so much.

17:29 Adam Yeah. I'll put you on hold.

17:31 Guest Thank you.

17:31 Adam Yeah. You talk to Lauren.

17:33 Guest Thank you so much.

17:34 Adam All right. Seven, when are you coming in?

17:36 Guest Wednesday or Thursday.

17:37 Drew You go to school at UT?

17:38 Guest Yeah.

17:39 I saw y'all when y'all came in a couple of years ago.

17:43 Drew We were at UT.

17:44 Adam Oh, we were. Good times, baby.

17:45 Drew I think those are Adam made his classic comment that a college is merely a brothel with a clock tower and a football team.

17:50 Guest Yes. It was awesome.

17:51 Adam Thank you, baby.

17:52 Yeah.

17:53 Adam All right. We're looking forward to seeing you and your attractive friend.

17:55 Thank you so much.

17:56 Adam Take care.

17:57 Bye. All right.

17:57 Adam Well, there you go, Anderson. I'm bringing them to you. Let's talk to Bryan. Bryan, you're 23.

18:04 Caller Yes.

18:05 Adam What's up?

18:06 Caller Well, since Christmas, I've had mono. And I just now ran out of the prescription pain pills that I was taking.

18:13 Drew Wait a minute. What do you mean you have mono since Christmas?

18:16 Caller I've had, I've been suffering from mono.

18:18 Drew What does that mean? Mono is an acute febrile illness that lasts a week or two.

18:22 Caller No, I've been, I have swelling in my lymph nodes. I've been going to the doctor almost every week since Christmas. And it, from what I understand, it can last up to three or four months.

18:32 Drew Did you add your lymph nodes biopsied?

18:34 Caller Not yet.

18:35 Drew Why aren't they doing that?

18:37 Caller That's the point I keep making with the doctors. Every time I see them, they say maybe it will do something about that if it persists and it's been that way since Christmas Eve.

18:45 Drew Seems to me you need a diagnosis.

18:47 Adam They give you pain pills for bio? I mean bio. For mono, I never heard of that.

18:53 Drew Briefly for the sore throat, but that's it.

18:55 Caller No, my whole body hurts.

18:57 Drew Yeah. Does it hurt? Have you had any alcohol in the time that...

19:03 Caller One time my roommate and I went out and had a beer.

19:05 Drew And what happened?

19:06 Caller I don't recall any effect.

19:07 Drew The lymph nodes hurt or anything?

19:09 Caller No.

19:11 Drew You need a diagnosis. This is something else. You need a diagnosis. I mean, it's three months of body aches so bad you need pain pills.

19:19 Caller Well, I've gone four times and three of those four times they've done blood work and one time they did a urinalysis and they can't find anything except mono.

19:27 Drew Is this an HMO you're seeing?

19:29 Caller It's through an HMO, yeah. Blue Cross, Blue Shield.

19:33 Drew You need a diagnosis, Bryan. This diagnosis is not right.

19:37 Adam Well, what's the deal, Drew? Can you go...

19:39 Drew It's a suspect.

19:40 Adam Let me ask you a question, Drew. If you have, if you're in Bryan's situation, your HMO ain't cutting the mustard, can you just go to a doctor and just pay him?

19:50 Drew Sure.

19:51 Adam And what's something like this going to run you?

19:54 Drew God, we have to see a surgeon get biopsied. That could be a lot.

19:57 Adam You have to see a surgeon? You have to see a...

19:59 Drew We have to live from the biopsy.

20:00 Adam They got to get in there?

20:02 Drew Yeah.

20:03 Adam Really, at this stage, you got a 23-year-old guy?

20:05 Drew Well, it depends what kind of blood work they've done so far. I mean, there's a list, as long as you're armed, of what can cause what he's got. I mean, anything from TB or pharma to... I mean, just a ton of stuff can do it.

20:15 Adam Well, doesn't mono go on?

20:16 Drew Cat scratch disease.

20:17 Adam Doesn't mono last for a while sometimes?

20:19 Drew Yeah, it does. And there's true... You know, the Epstein-Barr thing that people used to talk about and also, magically, it's no longer an issue. Really, the syndrome that was bona fide, that was documented, is a chronic fatigue following mono. Then mono is two weeks of high fever, swollen lymph nodes, severe sore throat, extreme weakness, weight loss. It gets better, but then you stay fatigued for three months. This is not that. This is continuous...

20:44 Adam It could be that.

20:44 Drew Severe body aches that require opiates.

20:47 Adam Well, who knows what he's doing.

20:49 Drew That's the point. Who knows? He needs a diagnosis, a firmer diagnosis isn't right.

20:53 Adam Okay. Well, go to the hospital and chain yourself to a vending machine.

20:57 Drew Yeah, you have to really raise hell sometimes.

20:59 Adam Lauren?

20:59 Guest Yeah?

21:00 Adam You're 17.

21:01 Guest Yeah. I'm on Depo Provera and I've been on it for like a year and a half. And ever since like probably six months ago, whenever I have like an orgasm, I bleed like within five minutes afterwards.

21:14 Adam Who got you on the depo?

21:16 Guest I did.

21:17 Adam Good move, baby.

21:18 Drew Excellent.

21:18 Adam Nice.

21:19 Drew That's the only bleeding you do though, right?

21:21 Guest No. Like when I work out or anything like that, I bleed too.

21:27 Drew Okay. Well, that's depo. But otherwise, you're not having periods.

21:31 Guest No. Just well, at the end, like when I needed to get my other shot, I bleed like a lot and the doctor just put me on like every eight weeks instead of every 12 weeks.

21:43 Drew Interesting. No, I just think you're just sort of at what they call unstable endometrium and anything can stir it up, exercising, intercourse. And that's that.

21:51 Adam You're getting a lot of orgasms with your man? Are you?

21:55 Guest Yeah.

21:56 Adam You're getting blood with the orgasm?

21:58 Guest Not till afterwards, like. Yeah.

22:00 Drew After sex. She must have orgasm every time she has sex.

22:03 Adam You have an orgasm every time you have sex?

22:05 Guest Oh, no. Good.

22:09 Adam Nobody should have that.

22:10 Drew Not at 18. 17.

22:12 Adam Son of a bitch. And does your boyfriend give you oral sex?

22:15 Guest Yeah.

22:15 Adam You don't bleed on him, do you?

22:17 Guest No, just afterwards.

22:19 Adam I see. Yeah, that's right. You bleed on your own time.

22:21 Guest Yeah.

22:22 Adam All right, Lauren. Geez, with these women, they sneeze, blood comes out of the vagina. It's going to be rough, just basically, essentially being a woman, it's like leaving a trail of blood. You know, it's like a convict that got shot going over the wall.

22:38 Drew Dragging his arm behind him.

22:39 Adam Yeah, you know, you know, the sheriff's out there is like, yeah, I found some blood. Jeff, get over here.

22:45 Caller Here, woo, woo, woo.

22:47 Adam Go, go boy. I mean, you could really track women this way.

22:52 Drew That's nice, Adam. Imagine if you had periods.

22:56 Caller Oh my God.

22:58 Drew Just forget, no. Just you had a vagina. Forget it.

23:02 Adam I wouldn't be here right now.

23:03 Drew No, you'd be dead.

23:04 Adam The point is, I'd be a very rich woman. The point is, is if I had periods, you know who I am. I sleep seven and a half hours. I come in here, hail Ben for leather. You know what I mean?

23:14 Drew Oh yeah.

23:14 Adam I get very cranky very easily.

23:16 Drew No kidding.

23:17 Adam Imagine me on the rack for four days.

23:18 Drew Oh, the humanity.

23:19 Adam Imagine traveling with me. Oh.

23:21 Drew Oh. Oh.

23:26 Adam Sarah?

23:27 Guest Hey.

23:27 Adam You're 24. What's up?

23:29 Guest I'm so nervous.

23:30 Guest I've been listening to the show since 1994. Wow. And Dr. Drew, you give some fabulous advice.

23:36 Drew Thanks, Sarah.

23:37 Guest That's the main reason I listen. And just another quick comment. I think that Tracy Lourdes and Kathy Griffin should be semi-regular guests because they were so great on the show.

23:46 Drew You like the Tracy Lourdes, huh?

23:47 Guest Oh, yeah. I thought Tracy Lourdes had a really insightful kind of feminine perspective.

23:52 Drew Kathy has sort of been a regular guest. I mean, not frequent regular, but regular over the years.

23:58 Guest Yeah.

23:58 Adam Well, listen, it'd be fine with me if they wanted to come in here every couple months. It never works out that way because they're busy people, but I have no problem with it.

24:08 Guest Yeah.

24:08 Drew What's up?

24:09 Guest My question is, I'm wondering if it is possible to become addicted to being tattooed. I've gotten 6 tattoos in the last 8 months, and kind of all the classic symptoms of addiction. I'm spending a lot of money on them. I don't really have the money to spend. I find myself thinking about them a lot, and there is an addictive history in my family.

24:30 Drew Here we go. Have you been using substances yourself?

24:33 Guest No. Actually, I do not use drugs or alcohol. I've never in my life touched a drug. Interesting. I never drank a whole lot. In college, I would do some binge drinking maybe twice a year.

24:44 Drew Are you obsessive-compulsive?

24:46 Guest There's a lot of obsessive-compulsive stuff in my family also. What about you?

24:49 Adam She isn't. You can't get a tan being obsessive-compulsive.

24:52 That's not going to work.

24:54 Guest I got some other stuff going on. I've got double depression and some generalized anxiety.

25:00 Drew What does double depression mean?

25:02 Guest It's dysthymia as a kind of a baseline.

25:05 Drew And then you have major depression on top of that?

25:07 Guest Very depressive episodes on top of it.

25:09 Adam Holy Christ. Double depression.

25:12 Guest Yeah.

25:12 Adam That's bad times, baby.

25:14 Guest Yeah.

25:15 Adam I mean, who the hell is delivering that diagnosis?

25:18 Drew Well, it's just...

25:19 Adam You got double depression. Herb had triple, but oh, he killed himself. That's right. Sorry. Yeah. You have the most depression.

25:26 Drew Are you on medication now?

25:27 Guest Yeah.

25:27 Drew What are you taking?

25:28 Guest I take a Faxer XR, 225 milligrams. And I also take Neurontin, a total of 3000 milligrams a day.

25:36 Drew Do they... Oh, that's a lot. Do they think you're bipolar?

25:40 Guest They're starting to look at it. The most recent diagnosis I was given actually was cyclothymia.

25:46 Drew So you're getting sort of towards that diagnosis. Do you think this is part of some manic symptoms maybe?

25:51 Guest Yeah. I wonder that because I've been kind of trying to trace back and figure out like where my mood was when I got each of the tattoos.

25:57 Drew Do you get relief of your mood problems?

25:59 Guest Oh, yeah. Like I'll actually be feeling really, really bad like when I go get a tattoo.

26:05 Drew Do you get high from the pain?

26:07 Guest Yeah. It's incredible.

26:08 Drew Oh boy.

26:08 Adam Well, how much does a tat cost for you?

26:12 Guest My most expensive one, like the tattoo and tip ran me $450.

26:17 Adam The tattoo and what?

26:18 Drew Tip.

26:19 Adam Oh, tip. You got to tip the guy, right?

26:21 Guest Yeah.

26:21 Adam You got to tip everyone.

26:22 Guest My least expensive was $150.

26:25 Adam Right.

26:25 Guest And I really don't have the money to spend.

26:27 Drew Have you sort of, you know, you inked yourself up a whole bunch?

26:31 Guest Not a whole lot. They're all, I mean, they're not tremendously large and they're all pretty hideable, except I've got one on my wrist that's a little harder to hide than the other.

26:41 Drew You wish they were bigger?

26:43 Guest I want to get more.

26:44 Drew Yeah. Sorry, this is fascinating. I got to tell you, have you talked to your doctor about it?

26:48 Guest Yeah. Actually, my therapist and I talk about it a lot and he encouraged me to tell my psychiatrist about it.

26:54 Drew This could be an addictive process. I've never seen anything quite like this, but it's possible.

26:58 Adam Really? You've talked about this kind of thing.

27:00 Drew Not in someone who's never touched chemicals. I've seen people who are addicts who trigger some of their pre-existing biology from thrill and from tattooing, but I've never seen somebody initially initiate the whole process.

27:14 Adam How about shifting this whole thing into extreme mountain bike riding or something dangerous that doesn't mark you up quite as much as the tats?

27:23 Guest I used to get compulsive about exercise.

27:25 Adam That's what I was thinking.

27:26 Guest Because I used to spend, like, I used to go to the gym at least five days a week and spend two hours each time in the gym doing cardio and resistance work. But then I hurt my knee and then after I rehabbed that I had mono and straps at the same time.

27:42 Drew Yeah, but you could still go back.

27:44 Adam I'd get back into that gym thing. I got the feeling she could take this funky energy and easily channel it toward base jumping or mountain climbing or the gym.

27:56 Drew Now, if the alternative is to really look into some 12-step and look at it as an out of control behavior, that would be a viable way to approach this. I would just use just plain old NA or AA or some program like that.

28:07 Adam Do you think they have a TAT, a 12-step?

28:10 Drew Not that I'm aware of.

28:10 No.

28:12 Drew Maybe now. Maybe Sarah will initiate it.

28:14 Adam TNA?

28:16 Drew TA.

28:17 Adam Well, I put the and in there because, well, you do the math. Gary?

28:22 Yeah, Adam?

28:23 Adam Yeah.

28:24 Drew TNPA.

28:25 Yeah.

28:25 Drew Tats and piercing anonymous.

28:27 No. Yeah.

28:30 Adam Oh, come on, Anderson. Lighten up over there.

28:33 Drew What do you do?

28:35 Adam He dropped my T word. Hi, Gary. What's up?

28:38 I led about my call again.

28:43 Drew Oh, that was nice.

28:44 Adam All right. Hold on. Was that Gary? I think that was us.

28:48 Drew No, that was Gary's phone.

28:49 Adam No, because I can I can.

28:51 Drew So sure it was his phone again.

28:53 Adam No, I'm scared. I'll hear that sound again.

28:57 Drew All right.

28:58 Adam All right. Gary, so now it is his phone. All right. Let's talk to Kirk. Kirk, how are you doing? You're thirty five. What's up?

29:09 I'm thirty five. I know this is first off forever listener third time caller. Drew, you've helped me out twice before. You get to do it again. All right. OK. I'm thirty five. Ended been married twice. Ended a second or a third relationship back in December. And I'm staying at a friend's house and like a bachelor pad in the back. OK. He's younger than I am and he has some friends that come by under her even younger. Lo and behold, a cute little girl comes by and she's 18. I've taken her out a couple occasions. We slept in the same bed and that's the extent of it. Kiss, hug, hug, whatever. Is this OK?

29:46 Drew Is she really 18?

29:47 She's really 18. I'm not lying.

29:50 Drew It's not gonna be great for her.

29:51 I'm sorry?

29:52 Drew It's not gonna be great for her. I mean, you're a lot older. You're twice her age.

29:55 Yeah, I know. And I asked her how she kind of felt about it and she said it didn't bother her. But I hear that, you know, I listen to you guys just about every night and I hear you go on and on and on about maybe damaging her future-wise.

30:06 Adam Well, wait a minute. Let me make a point on your behalf, although it's not gonna sound real flattering. The guy's living in the guest house of a 22 year old kid. Chronologically, he's 35. But do you know what I'm saying? Hold on a second. Quiet down. What if he was retarded? You know what I'm saying? Would it be all right for him to date someone who's 18 if he was emotionally 12?

30:32 Drew Well, let's hear what he's got to say. What his defense is.

30:36 Adam What he can defend himself. He's cuddling with an eight. Okay. Go ahead, Kurt.

30:40 Okay. Well, the reason I'm living here in the guest home is we purchased a house the last girl I was with and we're going to do some disputes so I'm kind of not on the... I want to buy another place and so I'm staying here just temporarily. Normally I've got it on. I mean, I'm not a technician, game play employed.

30:56 Adam Six years I give him in that shack. Okay.

30:59 Here's... No, no, no. Really. I mean, I don't want to... I don't like being here any more than anybody else does. It's just it was...

31:04 Adam Well, look, people in prison don't like it either.

31:06 Yeah, but...

31:06 Adam You think people live in the trailer parks like that either?

31:08 I didn't want to be here. It's just she just wanted me to go so I decided I'd do this.

31:11 Adam All right. Here's all I'm saying. I'm trying to defend you, Kurt.

31:15 Caller But I'm not retarded.

31:17 Adam I'm just saying. I'm just saying, yes, yes, he is twice her age. On the other hand, he's single. He's young at heart. It's not like, you know, he's a senator or something. He's not her boss. He's not giving her a raise or promotion. They're basically I'm sure they would like to go to the same movie, smoke the same weed and hang out. Why not?

31:44 Drew Just a little, little sort of.

31:47 No, I mean, fill me in, Drew. I mean, it's like, you are the bog one.

31:50 Drew Well, it's a, I mean, your history of the relationship has not been stellar, right?

31:57 I mean, with the girls' past.

31:58 Drew Two failed marriages and a recent relationship gone bad.

32:01 Right.

32:01 Drew Why did the most recent one go down?

32:06 Everybody's got to take blame for it in part. I don't know exactly where I went wrong. I know that she was very independent before she got with me. And I think she's still like, she wouldn't, you know, be, she never warmed up to me, if you know what I mean. I mean, we were together for two years. We were only dating for a couple months before we decided to, I had the money for the down payment. She had the credit. All right. So that's why we got the house together. My first marriage, I got it. Hey, off. Huh?

32:31 Caller Off.

32:33 Drew Former Baywatch stars.

32:34 Adam That's great. By the way, who's that picked up the phone? Your dog? Off. It's like he jumped up on the sofa.

32:42 No. There's like I see this multiple.

32:45 Adam I understand. You're basically living in a frat house, except for it's not affiliated with a college.

32:50 No. I'm doing my best to keep away from the-

32:54 Adam I understand.

32:55 The friend that-

32:55 Adam Listen, when in Rome. All right. Anderson, we can hear you through here. Hey, Drew.

33:01 Drew Yeah.

33:02 Long and the short of it. Should I continue or should I let it go?

33:05 Drew I can't make the call for you. I'm just a little concerned about it. But Adam's point is well taken, that you clearly are not-

33:11 No, I don't act 35 necessarily, but by the same tokens, I kind of do. I mean, when I'm at work, I'm a professional. I have to take care of things that people don't get hurt. And I do take my job seriously.

33:21 Adam Hey, Kirk. Yes. I'm going to- First off, how dare you not heed any of my advice? He breezes right past me as if I'm some dullard. No, no. Listen to me. Listen to me. Don't worry about this, Drew. I guarantee you I'm smarter than Jackass is. Now, listen to me. Here's the deal. If she's got to effed up daddy.

33:40 Drew Yeah, then don't do it.

33:41 Adam If her daddy's a bad guy, then don't do it.

33:43 Drew I agree.

33:44 Adam If she is stable emotionally and you have to really stand back and try to make a real mature decision about this, if she is a stable person and she's not hanging on to you like a life preserver, then you can date her.

33:59 Drew Okay. And if you're not, she's a little different than your previous failed partners.

34:03 Adam If she is on something, if daddy beat her, if she was molested, if dad left, if there's any ugly stepdad roaming around, if there's any kind of situation like that, then you can be nothing but a friend.

34:16 Drew Yeah, I agree.

34:17 Adam There you go.

34:18 Drew That's good.

34:18 Adam Thank you. Who's the smart one? We'll take a break.

34:23 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

34:25 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1.

34:30 Tonight, Love Line is brought to you by Car Toys on 94.7 NRK, the New Rock Alternative.

34:37 Adam 1-800-LOVE-E-1-9-1. We have some extreme football guys coming in here next week. I think Tommy Mannix, the quarterback of the LA Extreme, is going to be in here. Did they win last week?

34:52 Drew They were winning last week.

34:52 Adam They were in a real close game and I don't know if they won it or not. Simon Rex will be in here from Jack and Jill. Shaggy is going to be in here.

35:00 Drew Shaggy.

35:01 Adam A little bit later on. Is Shaggy the one you like? Yeah. Yeah, Bob Guccione Jr. is going to be in here to apologize about saying that AIDS didn't exist. And Mark Wahlberg from Temptation Island is going to be in here.

35:16 Drew Did you not discuss about him last night?

35:17 Adam Mark Wahlberg?

35:18 Drew Because he's up there on the board?

35:19 Adam Yeah, I had the discussion about him because I was staring his name up on the board. He's a good guy. We've known him for a while and I'm glad to hear he's having success. Once again. Julie?

35:31 Guest Yes?

35:31 Adam Year 21.

35:32 Guest What's up? My question is, I know you get this topic a lot, like child abuse or whatever. That happened to me when I was younger and like my current boyfriend, he's aware of it.

35:44 But he just doesn't know who.

35:45 Guest He just knows like the family member, but not exactly who. And he had some stuff going on when he was in girls, so we understand each other in that way.

35:55 Drew What does that mean?

35:56 Adam He knows the family member, the title, but not the person. Like it was a cousin.

36:03 Drew He doesn't know who it was.

36:04 Guest I kind of left it vague because it's really my dad.

36:08 Drew Shouldn't tell him.

36:09 Guest No, he does know that the family member.

36:11 Drew And what did you say? You have a connection with him because he had some stuff going on with himself?

36:14 Guest Yeah.

36:15 Drew Like what?

36:16 Guest I think he was actually when he was younger, like five or so.

36:20 Drew Is he hanging out with your dad?

36:22 Guest Yeah.

36:22 Drew I think about that.

36:23 Guest That's why.

36:24 Drew Dad's a child abuser.

36:26 Guest What happened?

36:27 Drew Boyfriend was abused himself.

36:29 Adam They're hanging out?

36:31 Guest Who?

36:32 Adam Hey, can you turn your goddamn TV down, please?

36:35 Guest Yeah, sure. Sorry.

36:35 Adam Jesus Christ. It never gets old on this show.

36:38 Drew Barbara Streisand on TV.

36:40 Guest Okay. What was it?

36:41 Adam Who was that? The singing nun back there? What were you watching?

36:46 Guest I was watching some bandy stuff.

36:47 Adam Okay, baby. Turn the TV down. All right. Now, sorry to hear that your dad sexually abused, he did sexually abuse you, right? For how long?

36:58 Guest I don't think it was that long.

37:00 Drew What did he do to you?

37:02 Adam A couple months.

37:04 Guest It was only a few times.

37:06 Adam I see.

37:07 Guest It wasn't, like, ongoing for years.

37:10 Drew Kind of a rare.

37:10 Adam Was he stuck up? Something's wrong with you? Not good enough for him? How old were you?

37:16 Guest I was, like, six or so, five or six.

37:19 Adam All right. And is he an alcoholic, your dad?

37:22 Guest He was at that time.

37:23 Adam I see. Did you forgive him?

37:25 Guest Well, like, I never told anybody. The only one that knows is my boyfriend, but he doesn't know him. Like, my mom doesn't even know what happened.

37:33 Adam All right.

37:34 I had it, like...

37:36 Adam And how are you getting along now? You have any kids?

37:39 Guest I don't know.

37:40 Adam And you're not... You sound relatively normal. You okay?

37:45 Guest For the most part, I am, but it's like... You know, it's still there.

37:52 Adam Have you ever got any counseling?

37:54 Drew Wouldn't that be a smart thing to do? Not worry about telling your boyfriend right now, but worry about getting yourself some help.

38:00 Guest Like, I mean, he knows what happened.

38:01 Drew Yeah. Forget about your boyfriend for a second. Focus on yourself.

38:05 Adam Yeah. Julie, why are you so obsessed with your boyfriend, either knowing or not knowing? It's neither here nor there.

38:12 Drew Although I am a little concerned about him hanging out with dad so much. You know what I'm saying?

38:15 Adam Yeah. Yeah. There's two things. There's two things I'm worried about. Well, three now. One is I want you to get some help. Number two, I'm worried about what kind of guy your boyfriend is if he hasn't got some help, because guys who have been molested can be pretty bad company. And three, you and him and your dad hitting the town sounds like bad news.

38:43 Drew Bad combo.

38:43 Guest What do you mean?

38:46 Adam Your boyfriend and your dad do not seem like the dynamic duo. Do you understand? No, you don't understand.

38:53 Guest No.

38:54 Adam They're both suspect.

38:56 Drew They both have stuff going on that could make them engage in behaviors that would be troublesome.

39:02 Guest That they get along good.

39:04 Drew No, they're both. Listen, your dad's a child abuser. He was probably abused himself.

39:08 Guest Yeah, he was.

39:09 Drew All right. Your boyfriend was sexually abused. Together, they may do stuff that is not so good. Who knows what?

39:17 Adam They're saying they'd be like the molestation version of the A-Team.

39:21 Guest No, but my boyfriend, he's really... He's not at all like that. I know some people are like, maybe they're like so, I mean, I've heard people have...

39:31 Adam Okay, so your boyfriend's a decent kind. All right, listen, Julie, then, how about you get some help? Can you do that?

39:38 Drew You gotta do that.

39:39 Adam Hey, Julie, why are you calling us? So we can just talk and we'll listen to Mucho Helgante in the background? Do you want some advice or not? Your dad's a world-class prick. He molested you. You were brought to tears in a matter of moments, so it's right up at the surface. You're a big girl now. You're an adult. You need to get some help.

40:03 Caller Absolutely.

40:04 Adam That's all. Just listen. You gotta get some help. You gotta talk to a counselor. Okay?

40:10 Drew That's true.

40:11 Adam Stop obsessing over your boyfriend and which one of the family members it is.

40:16 Drew But what about telling the boyfriend over which the fact that his big buddy is a child abuser? Your boyfriend probably knows something's up on some level anyway and may be worse. They may know a lot.

40:28 Adam You know, it's weird about people who need the people that need the help the most. It's anything but then look at that. Anything other than look at that specific area.

40:42 Drew It's run away from it.

40:44 Adam Right, and it's about getting mired in a whole bunch of other details that are sort of ancillary issues, don't have anything to do with the real issue. And it's not a coincidence.

40:55 Drew But people don't like to deal with things that are painful.

40:57 Right.

40:58 Drew To avoid the pain.

40:59 Adam Daniel?

41:00 Yeah.

41:00 Adam You're 19. What's up?

41:02 Caller Well, I was actually thinking about having anal sex with my girlfriend and if I want to do that, I wouldn't think it would be very comfortable to use a condom. And if I were to ejaculate inside of her, is there any side effects that could happen with her? Is that an unhealthy thing?

41:20 Adam Her dad could spontaneously combust in his bed miles away.

41:26 Drew Mom too sometimes.

41:26 Caller She's a bit old for that, but...

41:30 Drew How old is she?

41:31 Caller 18.

41:32 Adam I see. And what's wrong with the condom and the butt love? To me, that sounds alright.

41:38 Drew It's actually sort of a requisite piece of equipment.

41:41 Adam Yeah, to me, that's like having a problem with putting on a rubber glove before you fish something out of the disposal.

41:47 Caller Yeah.

41:48 Adam You know, doesn't seem like a bad plan.

41:51 Caller Well, I just think it'd be kind of uncomfortable, a little bit too tight, pulling back a little bit too much, you know? I mean, wouldn't...

41:58 Adam Why don't you use some lubrication?

42:01 Caller Think?

42:02 Adam Yeah, I think.

42:03 Caller Alright.

42:04 Drew Yeah, and it's a great way to pass sexually transmitted diseases. That's the main issue with that.

42:09 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you, if I was a gal, I'd just take myself a nice big old wad of water-soluble lubricant and put it right between my cheeks before I left the house every day.

42:21 Drew Just in case?

42:22 Adam Just in case someone got rough. You know what I'm saying? Protected.

42:26 Drew Why don't you just do that anyway?

42:27 Adam I could be getting raped. I wouldn't know it. Oh, me?

42:30 Drew Yeah.

42:31 Adam I have that hair barrier. Oh, that's my natural defense against predators.

42:35 Drew Oh, they just can't find it.

42:38 That's right.

42:39 Adam My asshole is like the Batcave. Oh, Drew got the big laugh of the weekend.

42:49 Drew Did you describe it once though as Santa's mouth?

42:52 Adam Yeah, Santa's mouth or the Batcave. Remember the Batcave? It looked like a big wall of ivy until that hatch opened up. All right, we'll take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll talk to Sonia. Got drunk at a party. Thinks a guy had... Let me ask you something here, Drew.

43:12 Drew Yeah?

43:14 Adam You know, the abbreviation for at is the A with the circle that then goes around the A.

43:18 Drew Like at AOL.

43:20 Adam It's just that when people write at, sometimes they'll write an A.

43:24 Drew Which is much harder, much harder than drawing.

43:26 Adam How much goddamn ink are we saving by drawing the circle around the A?

43:29 Drew It's six times harder than AT.

43:32 Adam I'm saying how many letters in the word at? How many? How many? There's two, two. So once you draw the A, if you have to draw something else, you've broken even. Why not just draw the word? That's all I'm saying. Who invented this? This, I'd like to find this guy and kick him in the nuts. This A with the circle representing AT did not exist 15 years ago or even 10 years ago as far as I know. I never saw it.

43:59 Drew It's always been above the one or two or something on the typewriter.

44:02 Adam It's always been on the typewriter? From the word, what, from the 20s?

44:05 Drew From the back with the old, you know.

44:08 Adam That always has been.

44:08 Drew Always been there.

44:09 Adam No one used it.

44:10 Drew No one used it. But it became the e-mail address problem.

44:16 Adam Yeah, but people, when people write me a note and say, then says, I'll be at the store, they draw it, they do that.

44:24 Drew Cyberworld, that's lately.

44:25 Adam They kill those hooses over at Silicon Valley.

44:28 Drew Look at that. That's as opposed to...

44:31 Adam I know, you make a very, very substantial point there. All right, listen, when we get back, we'll talk to Sonia. She got drunk. The party thinks a guy had sex with her. Let's know if she should tell her parents after this.

44:47 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

44:54 Caller Oh, yeah, you're listening to that Loveline show with Adam and Dr. Corolla right here on...

45:08 Caller 947-NRK.

45:20 Adam Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Let's hop back to the phones and speak to Sonia. Sonia?

45:32 Guest Hi, Adam.

45:32 Adam Hi, Sonia.

45:34 Guest Hi, oh my God. I'm sorry I made my question up, but I just want to tell you that I love you with all my heart.

45:39 Drew You weren't drunk at a party?

45:42 I made it up.

45:43 Drew Okay.

45:43 Adam That's good.

45:43 Guest Yeah, but I love you with all my heart.

45:46 And that I'm saving my virginity to you.

45:48 Drew To you? Sending it to him?

45:51 Adam Saving it for me?

45:52 Guest Yes, for you. Of course.

45:53 Adam Okay.

45:53 Guest Yeah.

45:54 Adam When you're going to be...

45:54 And Dr. Drew, you're like the best doctor in the world.

45:58 Drew She just needs to silence me while she has her way with you.

46:00 Oh, yeah. And I like masturbate to you.

46:02 Drew To Adam?

46:04 To you, Adam.

46:05 Adam Oh, me? Yeah. Well, thanks. I'll squeeze one off to you tonight. Just as a little thanks.

46:10 Drew Sort of a salute?

46:11 Adam Yeah, a little one-gun salute. Or cap gun salute. Oh.

46:15 Drew Just looking at you.

46:16 Yeah.

46:17 Adam Here's mud in your eye.

46:19 Caller All right.

46:21 Adam Hey, Sonia.

46:21 Caller Yeah.

46:22 Adam So you're still a virgin?

46:23 Caller Yeah.

46:24 Adam Saving it?

46:24 Caller I'm saving it for you.

46:25 Caller I swear to God.

46:26 Adam I see. And when will that berry be ready to be plucked?

46:31 Caller Oh, whenever you want to.

46:32 Adam All right.

46:33 Caller I swear to God.

46:34 Adam All right.

46:34 Guest It's all for you.

46:35 Adam Well, hold tight.

46:36 Guest I have big boobs, too.

46:37 Caller OK.

46:39 Adam Just hold. Just stay. Here's what I like to do though, Sonia.

46:43 Guest Yeah.

46:44 Adam I like to look at you as, you know, like, you know, some guys keep a fire extinguisher in their car in case.

46:50 Drew It's your IRA fund.

46:51 Adam In case something happens.

46:53 Drew It's your retirement fund.

46:54 Adam Yeah. Break glass in case of emergency.

46:57 Guest Right.

46:57 Adam Break Hymen in case of emergency.

46:59 Guest Yes.

47:00 Adam If things don't go right for me in the next couple of years, I'm going to be calling on you.

47:04 Guest OK.

47:04 Adam But here's what I'm going to need you to do, Sonia.

47:06 Guest Uh-huh.

47:07 Adam I need you to go to college. Stay out of the sun.

47:10 Guest Of course.

47:12 Adam I would like you just to, I like you to walk around veiled. I don't want to see the sun. Shouldn't she live in a sack? A little white skin of yours.

47:20 Drew Like one of those veils?

47:21 Adam Yes. I'd like you not to leave the house.

47:24 Guest OK.

47:25 Adam I'd like you to stay home and exercise.

47:26 Guest OK. I sure will.

47:27 Adam All right.

47:28 Drew Go to college and graduate school. Then you'll be ready for it.

47:31 Adam Right. I'd like you to be educated just well enough to get my jokes, but not enough to sort of trump me.

47:36 Caller I'm studying to be a psychologist.

47:38 Drew Excellent.

47:38 Adam All right, baby.

47:40 Caller I send you a big kiss.

47:41 Adam All right.

47:41 Caller I love you.

47:42 Adam I love you.

47:43 Caller Bye bye.

47:43 Adam All right. We'll see you soon.

47:44 Caller OK.

47:44 Adam I'll see you next time I get drunk.

47:46 Caller OK.

47:46 Adam All right. Could be later than I.

47:49 Drew Jesus.

47:50 Adam I was going to say, where was she when I was in high school? But the answer is not born.

47:54 Drew By many years. Your parents were in high school. What are you talking about?

47:57 Adam How dare you? Many years. Parents in high school. That's a merrity. Lucy?

48:05 Guest Yes. Hi.

48:06 Adam You're 27.

48:06 Caller What's up?

48:08 Guest The day following sex with my boyfriend, he is experiencing what he is calling scraping, and sometimes there's bruising on his penis.

48:18 Drew Scraping?

48:19 Caller Yeah.

48:20 Guest He compares it to like a razor blade kind of cut.

48:24 Drew Oh, like a razor burn?

48:26 Guest Yeah.

48:26 Drew He's just shaved. He's raw.

48:29 Guest Is it because of my... I was thinking, initially we had thought, well, because I shaved in that area.

48:34 Drew No. Well...

48:35 Caller I did.

48:36 Guest And now I've grown some there to try and solve this problem, and I'm thinking... And he's still kind of occurring.

48:44 Drew Does he wear a condom?

48:46 Guest No, he is not. I'm on birth control pill at this point.

48:48 Drew What if he just went on to see if it protects him?

48:52 Guest He doesn't want to do that.

48:56 Adam Well, isn't this a lubrication thing, basically?

49:00 Drew Sometimes it's just, how long are you guys doing this before it gets raw?

49:05 Guest It's not... Sometimes, I mean, sometimes it's like 30 minutes.

49:09 Drew Yeah, that just may just be too long.

49:11 Adam Yeah.

49:11 Guest Just too long. And is it possible that it is something with lubrication?

49:14 Drew Yeah.

49:15 Adam Okay. Well, I mean, look at it this way, Lucy. If you took your hand, wrapped it around your other arm's wrist and went up and down, for 15, 30, 45 minutes, when you moved your hand, it'd be raw. You know what I'm saying?

49:31 Guest Absolutely.

49:31 Drew Yeah. And it's more delicate skin down there.

49:33 Adam Penis is not Kevlar.

49:35 Guest I don't think that it is.

49:36 Drew Not everyone's is.

49:37 Adam No, mine is.

49:38 Drew Yeah.

49:39 Adam I use mine to drive nails. No problem.

49:42 Drew Also what?

49:43 Guest Also, could I just... I would like to say that you guys... It's really... I'm 27 years old and throughout the years, you guys have just done a wonderful job of being there, listening to a lot of these... A lot of people that are confused and need your assistance.

49:57 Drew Thanks, Lucy. It sounds like she's eulogizing us though.

49:59 Guest No.

49:59 Caller You were there over the years.

50:01 Guest I felt really... I'm so glad I got through because I've been really concerned about this with my boyfriend because it's kind of not my confidence with him. A little out of sync, but I'm trying to solve the problem so I can feel confident about having sex with my boyfriend without bruising him, but it's great that I can call you and talk to you about this and not wonder about it and make it worse than it is.

50:24 Adam Well, listen, thanks. And yeah, it did sound like a little bit of a eulogy, but Lucy, I think it's just a time versus lubrication.

50:32 Drew Yeah.

50:33 Guest Got it.

50:33 Drew But isn't it interesting how concerned she is?

50:36 Adam Yeah, she's feeling like it's her fault. This guy's banging the bejesus out of her for an hour and or a half hour and she's looking at it as something's wrong with her vagina.

50:46 Drew I don't know. My confidence with him isn't quite right. My confidence?

50:50 Adam Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

50:52 Drew This guy's doing a touchdown dance just when she crawls in bed with him, right? Yeah. And she doesn't worry about her confidence.

50:59 No.

51:00 Adam God bless women, though. I'll tell you, they really blame themselves. God bless them. Carrie?

51:07 Caller Hello?

51:07 Adam Year 25.

51:09 Caller Hi. What's up? Well, it's kind of a personal thing, something that I've never discussed with anybody besides I rarely talk about my partner. Yeah, it's really hard to talk about.

51:18 Adam You don't have an automotive question?

51:20 Caller Well, yeah, actually, I do.

51:21 Adam What is it?

51:22 Caller I just had a vacuum procedure for to enter pregnancy in August, but my breasts are still lactating and I have a thick, ropey discharge.

51:35 Adam Oh, not ropey. That's going to add ten minutes to my Jack session tonight, I hope you know. The ropey part of the omission.

51:42 Caller Yeah, you like that descriptive word?

51:45 Adam Yeah, you're going for twenty minutes, by the way, so just keep it down.

51:48 Drew Did you go back for the follow up after the abortion?

51:51 Caller Actually, no, I didn't because I went back to work the following week.

51:54 Drew All right, so you got to get back. There may be what's called retained products of conception. It may not have been completed.

51:59 Adam Now it's 15 minutes has been added on to the Jack session.

52:02 Caller Retained products or could it be sort of a pelvic infection?

52:05 Drew It could be either.

52:06 Adam Twenty-five minutes now. You guys want to go for a half hour?

52:09 Drew Retained products, they get infected very easily.

52:11 Adam We're now at a half hour.

52:12 Caller Also, I didn't start my period until November.

52:17 Adam We're at 37 minutes.

52:18 Drew How long ago was the abortion?

52:19 Caller It was August.

52:22 Drew Oh, so it's a long time ago.

52:23 Caller August 18th.

52:25 Drew You haven't had a pelvic since then?

52:27 Caller Actually, I did. I went actually to Doctors On Duty during my lunch hour and I also found out that my cervix was lexated, like pulled down and back.

52:38 Adam We're at 45 minutes now.

52:40 Caller He said that that would be permanent but it wouldn't ever affect conception and there's nothing to worry about.

52:46 Adam Hold on, did you say duty with Doctors On Duty? Yeah, yeah, we're now 47 minutes from my masturbatory session and I... You guys want to go for an hour?

52:57 Caller Maybe it could be a hormonal imbalance with the lactating and the discharge.

53:01 Drew Are you taking any medication?

53:02 Caller I'm sorry?

53:03 Drew Are you taking any medication?

53:04 Caller Just Paxil.

53:05 Drew Well, Paxil can make you lactate too.

53:07 Caller Oh, it will?

53:08 Drew Yeah, so it potentially, it seems to me it could and I can't look in the PDR, but the psychotropic medication is very commonly do and maybe just be perpetuating something since the pregnancy, but like this all needs to be evaluated. You need to see somebody who can really comprehensively take care of this. Is that they're going to an urgent care is not adequate.

53:25 Caller Yeah, I understand that. Okay. Okay.

53:27 Drew All right.

53:28 Caller Thank you.

53:28 Adam All right. Plus, I'm glad this call ended. I wouldn't be going to bed till 3.30 in the morning.

53:33 Drew I'm trying to get through it for you.

53:34 Adam Well, we're, let me get the tally here. For 60 minutes, we had it on to my masturbatory session.

53:39 Drew Jeez, that will be 61 minutes.

53:41 Adam That's right. That's right in five seconds. Yes, with the products of conception, with the vacuuming, with the Dr. Duty, with the lactating, the pregnancy, all the stuff, you know, that turns women into human beings.

53:57 Drew Which you hate.

53:58 Adam Oh, I will not hear of it. Bryan?

54:01 Hey.

54:02 Adam You're 19. What's up?

54:03 Caller Nothing much. I just wanted to know. For a while, I've been making a lot of homemade porn, I guess, and I... Hold on.

54:13 Adam He just took 10 minutes off.

54:16 Caller Excuse me?

54:17 Adam Yeah.

54:17 Caller Go ahead. Yeah. I've been trying and I've been doing a lot of it for probably close to about two years now.

54:25 Adam What do you mean homemade porn?

54:27 Caller Like I set up my video camera and I record myself having sex with girls.

54:31 Adam Do they? Are they aware of it?

54:33 Caller Yeah. Well, afterwards. And if they're mad, I take it off. I erase it. But anyway.

54:40 Adam Well, you don't tell them beforehand?

54:41 Caller No, because they tend to either hold out. If they know I'm recording, they try to hide their face. But if they don't know, then they do more things. There's more positions. They like to, you know, their face is mostly on the camera.

54:58 Adam Where do you hide the camera?

55:00 Caller Actually, it's not really hidden. It's right in the foot of my bed. But I have a, I can turn off the red light on my camcorder so it doesn't look like it's recording.

55:08 Adam I see. Does that come with that or do you rig it that way?

55:12 Caller Oh, actually it comes with that.

55:13 Drew You're a very bright woman. There's this big camera sitting at the end of the bed.

55:16 Caller Right. It's in between a couple, I have a TV, a VCR set up right there. Right in between the VCR and a couple of tapes. So they're not very noticeable.

55:26 Drew Hold on a second, Bryan.

55:28 Adam Yeah. I'm telling you with the accessibility of the camera, the drugs in this country and the way it's heading morally, I will bet you that ten years from now, 40% of women will have some sort of tape of them having sex in some form of circulation somewhere.

55:50 Drew Nice.

55:51 Adam That could potentially show up on any Internet side or anything like that.

55:56 Drew Their kid's third birthday or something.

55:57 Caller Right.

55:57 Drew Yeah.

55:58 Caller All right.

55:58 Adam We'll take ourselves a break. We'll get back with the homemade porn question after that.

56:04 Caller Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.

56:06 Caller Don't even think about touching that dial. Loveline, we'll be right back on the new rock alternative. Where's that voice guy at?

56:14 Caller 94.7 NRK.

56:26 Adam Hi, I'm Adam Corolla, that's my partner, Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Now, when we left, Oliver is speaking to Bryan. Bryan is 19. Bryan has filmed a few of his gowns or taped a few of his gowns with his video camera when he's making sweet, sweet, passionate love to them. Yeah, I'm sure that's a beautiful experience. Hey, could you put your ass toward the foot of the bed? Why? Just come on. That's the way I like it. Don't use my name.

56:59 Caller Thanks.

57:01 Adam Bryan?

57:02 Caller Yes? All right.

57:02 Adam So how many girls have you filmed?

57:05 Caller I'd have to say probably over 20. Closer to 30, I guess.

57:11 Adam Closer to 30?

57:13 Caller Yeah.

57:13 Adam You're 19, you bastard.

57:15 Caller Yeah, well.

57:16 Adam Jesus Christ.

57:18 Caller Yeah, it's pretty easy, actually.

57:20 Adam I see.

57:20 Drew Why is it easy?

57:23 Caller I go for a pretty easy target, I guess you could say.

57:25 Adam All right. Chicks who were molested and abused and all that.

57:29 Caller Oh, no.

57:30 Adam Well, yes.

57:31 Caller I don't really know. You don't know?

57:32 Drew You do. Some party knows.

57:35 Adam Anyway, that's fine. Well, we'll see you in a minute. Thanks. So what's your question?

57:41 Caller Well, I was wondering, because I've been trying to go, I guess, into adult film making and kind of really get paid for it. And I was wondering if I can get any kind of penile implants and not have any side effects or I wouldn't...

57:57 Drew How many guys in those films do you think have penile implants?

58:00 Caller I don't know. I've seen in a lot of magazines how guys, they go to get surgeries and they say, oh, I was this small and then after this, I was, whoa, I was this big.

58:10 Drew Oh, you want to be larger. You don't want to have a persistent erection.

58:14 Caller Right. I just want to be a little thicker because I'm pretty confident in my length, but it's just I want to be just a little bit thicker.

58:22 Adam What magazines are you talking about?

58:24 Caller You know, like Penthouse and Pulsar.

58:27 Adam Yeah, but they're not talking about surgeries. They're talking about vacuum devices.

58:31 Caller Well, yeah, I promise, but there's also surgeries I can take. I was online and I was kind of looking in on it.

58:38 Drew I understand they don't work very well.

58:39 Adam Yeah, I had a lengthy conversation with a plastic surgeon to the stars and the FW people, Dr. Marcel, and we talked about, I don't know if you were listening a few nights back, but we were talking about penile implants and all those surgeries that were all in all the rage about four or five years ago. Right. And they haven't been working out too well.

59:02 Caller No. Yeah, I hear you have to keep injecting fat.

59:05 Drew No, just forget it. Just don't do it. You've got to be out of your mind.

59:08 Adam Yeah, at 19. What's up with you?

59:10 Caller Well, you know, I just want to... This is something I'm pretty...

59:14 Drew Were you sexually abused?

59:16 Caller Was I? Oh, no, not even a little bit. I grew up in a single parent home with my mom and my sister. That was it. I was out of the house when I was 16. But I was never abused. Never abused.

59:26 Adam Ever been with a guy?

59:28 Caller No. I've done three sums with a guy.

59:34 Adam Do you ever think about guys?

59:35 Caller Not really.

59:36 Adam A little bit?

59:37 Caller It's funny that you say that because I guess I attract a lot of gay guys.

59:44 Drew Guys with gay are?

59:45 Adam Yeah.

59:46 Caller It's pretty strong.

59:48 Adam They may know something you don't. Drew, whenever Drew's spidey sense tingles, which is not really a spidey sense, it's more his ass puckers when he talks to somebody he thinks may be gay, he had a little vibe about you. He was talking to me during the break.

1:00:08 Drew Wow. That's weird.

1:00:09 Adam Just a little vibe.

1:00:10 Drew Well, not just about Bryan, but guys that do this.

1:00:13 Adam The guys who do the filming?

1:00:15 Caller Really?

1:00:15 Drew Yeah, the filming and the multiple partners and the degradation and all. No accident, you were raised in an all-female household.

1:00:22 Caller Yeah. I thought that was also pretty weird.

1:00:27 Drew You can be pretty sick of women living that.

1:00:30 Caller Yeah. Actually, many times I just get really bored of sex. I tend to just not do anything for a while.

1:00:39 Drew Just doesn't do anything for a while.

1:00:40 Adam Yeah. You don't go too long. At 19, you got close to 30 chicks in your library?

1:00:46 Caller Well, just on film. Yeah.

1:00:47 Adam That ain't taking too long. Penis hiatus. Penis hiatus, that's our new Fox show I'm going to pick.

1:00:54 Drew Penis in a reality show?

1:00:55 Adam Yeah. Penis hiatus island.

1:00:59 Drew This is your house.

1:01:00 Adam This is where men go to scratch themselves. All right. Listen, Bryan, here's the bigger problem. You're filming everyone, you're buffing, and you're obsessing about your penis, and you may have some feelings about guys. Or maybe some very little something there.

1:01:16 Drew Some real negative stuff about yourself and women.

1:01:19 Adam Yeah.

1:01:19 Drew I need to look into this.

1:01:20 Adam I'm guessing mom and sister were, maybe did a little tag team ball busting back when. All right. So, Bryan, a little therapy, huh, buddy? And that's interesting. Save yourself. Save the porn industry. Save yourself a little time. And don't go down, down that route.

1:01:37 Drew Because the issue is we had a conversation outside during the break. About exactly this.

1:01:41 Adam Yeah. Let me check something real quick with Bryan, Bryan. Your mom and sis, what kind of gals were they?

1:01:48 Caller My mom was a, well she, she got divorced when I was two. My dad, she was, she was mostly into older guys. My sister, not really living the best life I can, and I'd want her to.

1:02:03 Drew Just a second Bryan. When people ask about your mom, you describe what kind of guy she's into, wouldn't you?

1:02:08 Adam Yeah, what's up? Well what kind of, how's your mom?

1:02:12 Caller She's, she's fine I guess.

1:02:14 Adam Do you like her? Do you love her?

1:02:15 Caller Oh yeah, I love my mom. Definitely.

1:02:16 Caller Is she a good mom?

1:02:18 Caller Yes, she's been there for me since every single time I get in trouble.

1:02:22 Adam What about these guys she dated?

1:02:24 Caller Well I never really liked any of them because my dad used to tell me stories how she cheated on him.

1:02:30 Adam Oh yeah, there you go.

1:02:32 Caller Alright, yes.

1:02:34 Adam There's the vibe. And your sister might as well be one of the women you film, right? What's your sister into?

1:02:44 Caller Well she likes one of the thugs, I guess you could say.

1:02:47 Adam Yeah.

1:02:48 Caller Bad guys. I don't really like her hanging around with them, but you know.

1:02:51 Adam Okay, Bryan, you got a lot of issues with women.

1:02:55 Caller Yeah.

1:02:55 Adam Yeah, you got a little therapy, alright?

1:02:57 Caller Okay, do you know of any place I can probably go to?

1:02:59 Adam There's a guy named Bob.

1:03:00 Drew In Walnut.

1:03:01 Adam You're calling from Walnut? Bob's therapy is a neon sign. It's right off of Old Mill Road. No, I don't know. Where should he start?

1:03:10 Drew Start with if you have a doctor. I mean, he wouldn't have had any trouble finding a surgeon to implant in his junk.

1:03:16 Adam Right. He should approach this with the same tenacity.

1:03:18 Caller Exactly.

1:03:19 Adam Jesse?

1:03:21 Yes?

1:03:21 Adam You're 19.

1:03:22 Caller Yeah.

1:03:23 Adam Could you get off the speakerphone, please?

1:03:26 Caller I'm in the bathroom, so...

1:03:27 Adam I see.

1:03:28 Caller Let me go in my room. Alright, there you go. Okay.

1:03:31 Adam What's up?

1:03:32 Caller I'm calling because I had sex with my girlfriend's mom about two weeks ago.

1:03:37 Caller And, like, I don't know what to do about it.

1:03:38 Caller I really enjoyed it, and I was really into that.

1:03:41 Caller But I don't know what to do.

1:03:43 Caller It's kind of... I never cheated on my girl before, and this is kind of weird.

1:03:47 Adam Well, it wouldn't count as cheating. It was her mom.

1:03:49 Drew Get out of there. Get in the relationship of the girlfriend and run.

1:03:54 Drew Not look back at either of them.

1:03:57 Adam Hold on a second. You love your girlfriend?

1:04:01 Adam No. All right. Well, listen. You don't love your girlfriend, so here's the plan. No more sex with mom. Break up with the girlfriend, and don't ever let your girlfriend find out what you did with her mom.

1:04:12 Drew Get the hell out of their life. Quick. Quick.

1:04:14 Adam All right?

1:04:15 Guest All right.

1:04:16 Drew You're both in the present.

1:04:17 Adam Right. And I guarantee these two are a...

1:04:20 Guest Whoa.

1:04:22 Adam They're gruesome, too.

1:04:23 Drew As is Bryan's mom and sister.

1:04:25 Caller Yeah.

1:04:27 Adam Yeah, boy. As we started to peel Bryan like an onion, there was some core issues going on there. Definitely had some feelings about women.

1:04:38 Drew But, you know, whenever people have some serious interpersonal stuff, just goes right to the schvontz.

1:04:44 Adam Right.

1:04:45 Drew Right to the sexual behaviors.

1:04:46 Adam Yes. Yes.

1:04:47 Caller Yes.

1:04:48 Adam Chris?

1:04:51 Caller Yeah.

1:04:51 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:04:52 Caller Yeah. I want to know how late you can get a circumcision.

1:04:57 Adam About midnight.

1:04:58 Drew After death.

1:04:59 Caller Sorry?

1:05:01 Adam Yeah, you, yeah, Drew's right. Technically, you could get one while you're in the grave or in the casket.

1:05:08 Caller It wouldn't be good to get one later on in life.

1:05:10 Adam Later than in the casket?

1:05:11 Caller Later than death. Later than when you're...

1:05:13 Adam After you're cremated?

1:05:15 Caller Than when you're an infant or when you're a baby.

1:05:17 Adam I see. It's doable. It is done. I don't know how many are done each year, but I'd reckon quite a few.

1:05:24 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:05:25 Caller Is it more painful than...

1:05:26 Drew Yes. Oh, yes.

1:05:28 Adam Every... Listen. Everything is more painful.

1:05:31 Drew When you're older.

1:05:32 Adam Yes. And here's the thing. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's just you know. You know you exist, therefore you ache. Now.

1:05:41 Drew I know, therefore I hurt.

1:05:42 Adam That's right.

1:05:43 Caller Is there any point to getting one later on in life?

1:05:47 Adam Why are you obsessed with it?

1:05:48 Caller Oh, I'm just curious. My girlfriend doesn't like it. Oh, that's nice. And this phone is going to die. Hang on. Okay.

1:05:56 Adam So is your foreskin, by the way.

1:05:57 Caller Okay.

1:05:58 Adam Listen, why don't you just pull it back for her and let her pretend?

1:06:02 Caller Okay, I can do that.

1:06:03 Drew Bring it back. Yeah.

1:06:04 Adam Do that.

1:06:04 Caller Okay.

1:06:05 Adam All right.

1:06:05 Caller I have another question. Sometimes I have a hard time getting it up. What's up with that?

1:06:10 Adam Well, you got a girl so critical of your dork.

1:06:13 Drew Yes.

1:06:14 Adam It's having trouble responding.

1:06:16 Drew I'm afraid she might.

1:06:17 Adam Yeah. You're scared she's going to come at you with a scalpel.

1:06:21 Drew Shears.

1:06:22 Caller Lack of stimulation maybe or?

1:06:25 Adam I think your penis is protesting. Okay. This critical bitch? No way.

1:06:30 Caller Right. I get it.

1:06:31 Adam I don't know. I mean, you have a girlfriend who's asking you to have a surgical procedure done on your penis.

1:06:40 Drew Because of her sort of desire to maintain a cultural image.

1:06:47 Adam Possibly.

1:06:47 Drew Yeah.

1:06:48 Adam So the point is, is I could see where there might be some anxiety when you're around this woman, when your penis is out.

1:06:55 Drew No kidding.

1:06:56 Adam That's something you're going to have to get over and work out with her or not. Maybe she's not the right one. Olivia? Yes. Is that his?

1:07:07 Drew No.

1:07:07 Adam No. How do you say your name?

1:07:09 Caller Olivia.

1:07:10 Drew Yeah, it's just about right.

1:07:11 Adam Oh, we're just missing a letter. Okay. You're 22.

1:07:13 Caller What's up?

1:07:15 Guest I have this, I guess, kind of weird fantasy of wanting to be great with my boyfriend.

1:07:26 Drew Were you sort of manhandled growing up?

1:07:28 Guest No, not really.

1:07:30 Drew What do you mean, not really?

1:07:32 Guest I mean, like I grew up with my sister and my mom and my brother.

1:07:35 Drew And nobody ever struck you?

1:07:36 Guest No.

1:07:37 Drew Your siblings didn't roughhouse with you?

1:07:39 Guest No.

1:07:40 Adam Were you ever raped before?

1:07:41 Guest No. I just have this weird...

1:07:44 Drew Well, women often have a thing of wanting to be sort of swept away, you know, just lost in a physical encounter like that. And it may just be part of that fantasy. But if you really want some sort of aggression or violent violation...

1:07:57 Guest I don't think I want to buy a stranger, but I have this thing where I want to...

1:08:01 Drew Just a fantasy?

1:08:01 Guest I know it's going to be him, but...

1:08:03 Adam Yeah.

1:08:04 Drew A fantasy. Well, you want to act out a fantasy.

1:08:06 Guest Yeah.

1:08:07 Adam Yeah.

1:08:07 Guest I thought maybe something was crazy or weird about it.

1:08:11 Drew Well, obviously it triggered us to go down the line of questioning, just in case.

1:08:16 Adam Yeah, but no, this is all right. I mean, I believe that there's a fair amount of women...

1:08:22 Drew That have this, yeah...

1:08:22 Adam .who haven't been traumatized in the past, that are into this fantasy.

1:08:26 Drew But it's a swept away fantasy. It's not a violent fantasy.

1:08:29 Guest It's not nothing like in the S&M field or like in the domination field.

1:08:33 Adam No, I mean, listen, here's the reality. There's some women, a lot of women, maybe the majority of women who like to look at themselves as being taken by the man. And this is a sort of extreme example of being taken by a man.

1:08:49 Drew Being completely taken over, taken away, swept away by.

1:08:52 Adam Yeah, you're probably the kind of woman who wants him to be the male and you to be the female in the relationship.

1:09:01 Guest Well, I like to dominate sometimes, but I mean, he's more dominating too.

1:09:07 Drew You're starting to move down that path. You sure no one ever struck you when you were growing up?

1:09:12 Guest I mean, when I was a kid, I had someone that was kind of like, I was molested when I was like eight, but he didn't rate me or anything like that.

1:09:20 Drew Didn't we ask you that a couple of times?

1:09:21 Guest Yeah, but I didn't.

1:09:22 Adam Didn't tell. Who was this person?

1:09:26 Guest It was, he was like 16 and he was a neighbor. I was staying the night at my cousin's house and it was on New Year's Eve, and we were all young and she was like 16 or so. He had been molesting her and her little sister too.

1:09:42 Caller Oh my God.

1:09:43 Guest I didn't find that out until after because I told my mom immediately when I went home and we pressed charges on him and everything.

1:09:49 Drew Oh good.

1:09:50 Guest Well, that's good. He ended up going to jail because he stabbed his mom and all kinds of stuff.

1:09:59 Adam A wonderful guy to grow up next to.

1:10:00 Guest Yeah, but he didn't really do anything to me, but he tried.

1:10:05 Drew No one ever struck you growing up?

1:10:07 Guest No.

1:10:08 Drew Mom never hit you?

1:10:10 Guest No.

1:10:10 Adam She's a bell or anything like that. She no struck.

1:10:12 Caller All right.

1:10:13 Adam All right. I'm all right with this. You know, you want your boy. You want a little rough trade, a little fantasy, a little role play with your boyfriend. Well, that's fine.

1:10:21 Guest I just thought maybe.

1:10:22 Adam That's all right.

1:10:23 Guest OK.

1:10:23 Adam That's good.

1:10:24 Guest Well, thanks a lot. Yeah.

1:10:25 Adam Good times. Enjoy.

1:10:27 Drew Enjoy.

1:10:29 Adam Hey, you want to be raped? Yeah. Enjoy. Now, that's all right. I'm all right with this stuff.

1:10:35 Drew Yeah.

1:10:35 Adam You can have your own fancies. And listen, everyone, I know we nitpick on this show, but you don't have to question everything that runs through your mind. You only have to question it if you feel like it was planted there through some prior trauma.

1:10:50 Drew Well, or if it if it overtakes other aspects of sexual expression or impairs your ability to have normal relationships, that sort of thing.

1:10:58 Adam Andrew?

1:10:59 Yes?

1:10:59 Adam You're 20. What's up?

1:11:01 Caller Oh, actually, this past, right after Super Bowl, I found some drugs in the house. And this is the second time that I actually found this. And I just didn't want to make a big conversation about it. I just didn't want to end the house any longer.

1:11:15 Adam Whose house?

1:11:16 Caller This, because I live with my parents right now and I'm moving out probably in the fall sometime.

1:11:20 Drew What, was it in my pot?

1:11:21 Caller The drugs? Yeah.

1:11:23 Adam Well, listen, 65% of American households have some pot in it somewhere.

1:11:28 Caller You ever see, you know, with me, I have a four-year-old sister, which is my stepdad's daughter now, of course, and, you know, I just kind of got mad at dad because this is the second time, the first time he said it would be gone. That was about five years ago.

1:11:39 Adam This is your stepdad?

1:11:40 Caller Yeah.

1:11:40 Drew Because it's a real dad, dad of alcoholism?

1:11:42 Caller No, not at all.

1:11:44 Adam Where is your real dad?

1:11:45 Caller My real dad's like nine hours away from here. I only see him about twice a year.

1:11:49 Adam Okay.

1:11:49 Caller Yeah, so I mean, but like the time we spend is really quality. Well, like the fact the matter happened at the bar, I just left like a note. I said, please, either you throw it away or I throw it away.

1:11:59 Adam Well, where did you find it?

1:12:01 Caller Not very hidden. I mean, it was on top of the refrigerator in the garage.

1:12:05 Adam Yeah, that's fairly hidden.

1:12:07 Caller Well, I'm six too. I can kind of look on top.

1:12:09 Adam Yeah, well, listen, goofball, he's not hiding it from you. He's hiding it from the little girl and the cops and whoever else. What's he got to do, bury it out in the backyard and draw himself a map because he's got a paranoid 20-year-old who should be living out of the house? I mean, what's up?

1:12:24 Caller Oh, it's not that. It's just right now, you know, I have a job and everything, but I can't afford like on my own to get my own house, things like that.

1:12:31 Adam I know. I'm cool with that. But here's what I want to say, Andrew. Here's my feeling. Where is this energy coming from with you? I mean, is your stepdad not a good guy?

1:12:44 Caller To me, no.

1:12:45 Adam No. So obviously, you're looking for reasons to have a problem with him.

1:12:50 Caller Well, we already have the problem.

1:12:52 Adam Right.

1:12:53 Caller What happened was I was already outside, and he comes outside to confront me about the note that he found.

1:12:59 Adam I know. But no, no, no, I'm not talking about outside of the marijuana issue. I'm just saying, what's wrong with your stepdad in general?

1:13:07 Caller I mean, basically to me, he's just opposite of what I want my mom to have, obviously.

1:13:13 Adam Right. Do you hold him responsible at all for your parents breaking up?

1:13:17 Caller No, not at all.

1:13:18 Adam When did he come around?

1:13:20 Caller Oh, not until I was probably maybe sixth grade, seventh grade.

1:13:22 Adam I see. And your dad split when?

1:13:26 Caller Probably when I was about six.

1:13:28 Adam Six. And he moved how far away?

1:13:31 Caller Oh, he didn't move far away until I was in about eighth grade or so. I mean, I was fine with that. He was only in LA, so I'd see him every weekend.

1:13:38 Adam I see. And now he's living where?

1:13:42 Caller Chico, that area.

1:13:43 Adam I see.

1:13:44 Caller We have North.

1:13:45 Adam All right. Now, all right, I'm getting some vibes here. And what I'm thinking is, and Drew, you tell me if you agree or disagree, I think there's, you're saying your dad's a great guy.

1:13:57 Caller Yeah.

1:13:57 Adam Except for your dad, first off, he's living in Chico, so he can't be too good a guy. There's only criminals in Chico.

1:14:03 Caller No, not in Chico, actually.

1:14:04 Adam Number two, do you have any brothers or sisters?

1:14:07 Caller Younger sister.

1:14:10 Adam No, but that is your father's.

1:14:13 Caller Oh, no.

1:14:13 Adam No. Your father sort of left the scene, and then he really left the scene.

1:14:19 Drew He was a wife and child.

1:14:20 Adam With his son, which is not the world's greatest move as a human being. It really isn't. I mean, it's not an all out Travis. He didn't abandon you and never see you again, but he moved nine hours away.

1:14:32 Drew The next step away from that.

1:14:34 Adam Yeah, when you were in the eighth grade, okay, it wasn't like you were six, but you were 13 or 14 and he basically cut out. Now, you say your dad's a great guy, but you should have more issues with your dad than with the poor sap that wandered in five years later and hooked up with your mom.

1:14:50 Caller All the issues that I've had, I've already resolved with him and that's why now, I can say he's a great guy because we've cleared everything up already.

1:14:56 Drew What were they?

1:14:58 Caller Like basically, why'd you leave? Yeah. How come that I'm here and you're nine hours away, 10 hours away?

1:15:03 Drew Did he smoke a little pot too?

1:15:04 Caller No, not at all.

1:15:05 Adam No, so you, but what I'm saying is, Andrew, is you cleared them up verbally, you hashed it out, you spoke it out, but the energy, the stuff is still in you. You can't just purge by having a conversation or two about that. That's a feeling. That's something that may not leave you for many years. Or ever. Or ever. I'm not damning you to a horrible life. I'm just saying you think you have a clean slate with your dad, but I guarantee there's still some feelings. There's still some hurt. There's still some energy.

1:15:38 Caller Oh yeah, I'm sure there is.

1:15:40 Adam And I'm saying you might be taking some of that energy and putting it in the lap of your stepdad, who's probably not the world's greatest guy, but you're looking for trouble with him. And if he wants to smoke a little weed and go put it out in the garage on top of the fridge a million miles away from his four year old daughter, it's kind of his business. And I'm saying just to make things easy on yourself, don't get in his face. You ride out the next six months, save up some money, steer clear of him, and move out.

1:16:11 Caller Can I just tell you what happened with the confrontation?

1:16:13 Adam Alright.

1:16:14 Caller Alright. As I said, I just left the note, you know, get rid of it or just move it. I don't want it to be in the house because of Casey, of course, my little sister, which is fine. You know, I'm in the backyard, he confronts me, yells me, cursing in my face, poking me in the chest, pushing me. That's what shocked me. I've never seen him do that in all my life.

1:16:31 Adam Right.

1:16:31 Caller I mean, this was like, like it almost hurt. And what really hurt is at the point of the whole argument and everything, he throws a headshot at me. Misses. I don't.

1:16:41 Adam Headshot and resume or just headshot?

1:16:43 Caller No, like he throws like a.

1:16:44 Adam Oh, oh, he tried to punch you out. I see.

1:16:47 Caller Misses. Yeah. And I just kind of reacted and I hit him in the gut, which.

1:16:52 Drew Uh-oh.

1:16:53 Caller I mean, it was like, now that I see it, it was the wrong thing to do.

1:16:57 Adam That's all right. Little parting gift for the old man.

1:16:59 Caller Yeah. Like I heard pretty bad. I think he went to the hospital and I broke his ribs.

1:17:03 Adam Good times. Yeah. All right. But listen, Andrew, you living this guy whose house it is, a note saying you don't want to see his mild drug that was already way out of the way of a four-year-old on. Yeah, I understand. I don't understand. He shouldn't come out and push you or take a swing at you. But you were looking for a fight.

1:17:28 Caller Not a fight, just to get rid of it. That's all I want.

1:17:30 Adam No, it was not. Just to get rid of it. You're worried about a four-year-old who's going to find weed in the garage on top of the refrigerator.

1:17:37 Caller That's later in life. All I care is it's not in the house that I'm in.

1:17:40 Adam No, there's something. No, listen, Andrew, that ain't your house. It's his house. You got energy here. You got issues. You're not going to solve them by correcting his behavior. You got stuff that's left over from your dad. Maybe you got some stuff with your mom. Maybe this guy's in a hole. I'm sure he is. But you're not going to fix all that through fixing him. And don't hide behind your step-sister, Casey, who's four years old. She's not going to find this week.

1:18:07 Drew And if he's a marijuana addict, this is not going to change. Having the pot out of the house is not going to change his problem.

1:18:14 Adam You need to save up some money and get out of the house. All right? And until then, just steer clear of him. Lay low.

1:18:21 Drew No problem.

1:18:21 Adam All right, buddy. Take care of yourself. You know what I like about Andrew, by the way, right there?

1:18:28 Drew He said, yes, sir. Take it in consideration.

1:18:31 Adam He would take it under advisement. He was a guy. He had had a few issues, had a little energy, but he was completely forthright. He told us everything. He listened and he would consider what we had to say. And that's it. That's all he asked for.

1:18:46 Drew That's all we ask for. Yeah, that's right.

1:18:48 Adam God bless Andrew. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back.

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1:19:23 Caller Okay.

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1:19:36 Caller That's right.

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1:20:01 Drew Oh, yeah. And Maddox to La Chapelle. Remember that combo?

1:20:05 Adam Yeah. Maddox, I think, played in Denver and maybe the Cowboys. They played around a little bit in the NFL. He'll be in here next week, talk about the XFL, which I'm guessing is a hit so far.

1:20:22 Drew Really?

1:20:24 Adam Well, I tuned in some of the games last weekend.

1:20:28 Drew I watched them.

1:20:29 Adam And the attendance at the stadium seemed real strong.

1:20:32 Drew It seemed amazing.

1:20:33 Adam I mean, the Clippers have been in LA for 20 years. I don't see anybody at those games. The attendance looked good. The games looked good. Looked good. I don't know. There seemed to be a little buzz going. And like I said, for all the purists and snobs out there, what are you going to do? You know what I mean?

1:20:55 Drew It's football.

1:20:55 Adam We're in February.

1:20:56 Drew Yeah.

1:20:56 Adam What are you watching?

1:20:57 Drew Yeah.

1:20:58 Adam What do you think you're going to watch?

1:20:59 Drew I just can't get over the cameras.

1:21:01 Adam On the field.

1:21:02 Drew Behind the backs.

1:21:04 Adam Yeah. I don't like to see the cameraman. I don't mind the POV. The point of view of the cameraman.

1:21:09 Drew The point of view is fine, but having a camera run around behind the full back drives me insane. Seeing that happen.

1:21:15 Adam It really is.

1:21:16 Drew Yeah.

1:21:16 Adam It's like when I see the boom mic in a Woody Allen movie.

1:21:19 Drew Woody Allen movie? Oh, they will. They will.

1:21:22 Adam Patrick, you're 21. What's up?

1:21:25 Caller Uh, no. Hold on, man. I've been with this girl for about three months, and we had sex last night for the first time, and I thought it was going to be a pretty big deal. It was horrible.

1:21:38 Drew What happened?

1:21:40 Caller Well, she just, I'd have been better off with a dead fish, to be honest with you.

1:21:44 Adam Really? What kind of fish?

1:21:47 Caller Maybe a salmon. I don't know.

1:21:48 Adam You get one of those large mouth basses. They ain't bad. Yeah, they got that big mouth. Lots of balls in there, too. Well, you know, it's not always magic the first time. Sometimes you have a little difficulty working the rhythm out.

1:22:03 Drew The preferences.

1:22:05 Adam It takes a little while to, you know, Figure each other out. Find your timing. You know what I'm saying? Okay, yeah.

1:22:12 Drew What did she do? I don't understand what's so awful about it that she just didn't move.

1:22:18 Caller No.

1:22:19 Drew Was she paralyzed? Like was she traumatized maybe?

1:22:22 Caller No, no, no, nothing like that.

1:22:24 Drew I mean, sometimes people have been victimized. Well, suddenly, you know, when they come to a sexual encounter, we're just become paralyzed.

1:22:30 Caller No, I don't think it was like that. I mean, it was built up.

1:22:37 Adam Well, I couldn't be you. You're Mr. Excitement.

1:22:41 Drew Dynamic.

1:22:43 Adam Outgoing.

1:22:44 Drew What a wonder.

1:22:45 Adam I mean, Patrick, maybe it was you. Hold on. I think she's on the other line.

1:22:51 Caller Oh, yeah. Well, put her on.

1:22:52 Adam Yeah, I got my line. Patrick's on. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds about right. So, Patrick, tell us why she was bad.

1:23:02 Caller Well, she just completely wasn't into it at all. I mean, it's just, uh, just lay there and.

1:23:10 Caller OK.

1:23:12 Adam You're sure that wasn't Patrick? Like, hey, Patrick, tell us why she wasn't into it. Well, she wasn't into it at all. She just.

1:23:25 Drew Oh, boy.

1:23:26 Adam Lay there. I think we got the blind leading the blind here.

1:23:32 Drew Yeah. What do I say? I mean, here's our advice. You got to work it out with her. Give her another chance. Talk.

1:23:40 Adam Yeah.

1:23:41 Drew Yeah.

1:23:41 Adam She had sex with Patrick, though. So close your eyes for a second. Just picture that little honey. All right. Well, anyway, the point is, Patrick, if you like her.

1:23:51 Drew Give her a chance.

1:23:52 Adam Do not let this be the stumbling block. You will work it out. Maybe you can be her teacher. Although I doubt it.

1:24:00 Drew He's so loquacious.

1:24:04 Adam I see him wearing like a sequence. Mr. Showbiz. Mr. Saturday Night. That's what they call Patrick.

1:24:12 Drew Showmanship. Like you.

1:24:14 Adam It's so ironic that you have a guy complaining about this girl's lack of energy and enthusiasm and he's taking 15 minutes to spit out a sentence about it and sounds like he took a Quaalude, a bottle of ether and a 750 ounce of Jaeger Meister. James?

1:24:34 Caller Yes.

1:24:34 Adam Year 20. What's up?

1:24:36 Caller Well, to begin with, I'm a virgin.

1:24:39 Adam I see.

1:24:40 Caller And it's not that I haven't been offered sex, it's just that I just feel like since I have a small penis that I basically won't be able to satisfy my girlfriend.

1:24:50 Adam How big is your penis?

1:24:51 Caller It's about two, three inches limp and about twice that for when I'm erect, about four to five inches.

1:24:58 Adam I see.

1:24:59 Drew Now wait, wait, wait.

1:25:00 Adam By the way, just FYI, we don't need the limp measurement.

1:25:03 Drew Yeah.

1:25:03 Adam You understand?

1:25:04 Drew What actually, what precisely is it? I'd say about five. Okay. Which is nearly normal.

1:25:11 Adam That's no problem.

1:25:13 Drew That's almost normal.

1:25:14 Adam Oh, what's wrong? What's wrong with you?

1:25:16 Drew Yeah. This isn't about that. Something about you.

1:25:20 Caller Just, I'm just kind of afraid.

1:25:23 Caller I hear about everyone having sex so early and it just feels like I'm waiting so long. I'm not exactly sure if I can satisfy her.

1:25:29 Drew Forget about the satisfaction issue. That will not be a problem.

1:25:35 Adam Do you say you have a girlfriend?

1:25:37 Drew Uh-huh.

1:25:38 Adam All right. Everything's going okay with her?

1:25:41 Caller She's been hinting more and more that she would like to become more intimate.

1:25:45 Adam I see. And what are your hobbies, James?

1:25:49 Caller Hmm.

1:25:50 Caller Roller hockey and overall just going to school.

1:25:55 Adam I see. Are you a religious guy?

1:25:58 Caller Kind of.

1:25:59 Adam Okay.

1:26:00 Drew What are you studying?

1:26:03 Caller Architecture.

1:26:04 Adam Good times, buddy.

1:26:06 Caller Oh.

1:26:06 Caller All right.

1:26:07 Adam And you seem like an intelligent enough guy. Thank you. Thank you. So, you're fine.

1:26:15 Caller Don't, don't, don't.

1:26:16 Adam You know what, James? Let me explain something. You're a guy with a high IQ. That's a blessing and a curse. You can think yourself right out of situations. Sex, you know, when you're in drafting class, you're in engineering class, that's when you need your brain. When you're in the bedroom, you need your balls. The more thinking you do, the less humping.

1:26:40 Drew Listen, but please give them the talk about the penises and what's going to satisfy her anyway.

1:26:45 Adam No. You use that velvet tongue of yours, the same one you use to so eloquently state your problem on Love Line, the radio show.

1:26:56 Drew Thank you for clarifying where you're speaking tonight.

1:26:59 Adam The radio show.

1:27:02 Drew Coast to coast.

1:27:02 Adam Listen, I mean, you're tired. I mean, you're busting my hump here. I feel like a god damn regius in here, auditioning a new doctor every other day. I don't even know who I'm talking to. I called Marcel Bruce 150 times. What do you want me to do?

1:27:20 Drew I warned you this last week and next week, bad.

1:27:22 Adam Next week?

1:27:23 Drew Bad, bad, bad.

1:27:24 Adam Christ.

1:27:25 Drew And then it's all over. Then that's it for many months.

1:27:28 Adam I've seen more doctors than Liz Taylor. Getting a little punchy here. Yeah. Me and Bruce were at the drag races on Sunday. We really got an ass full of Bruce.

1:27:40 Drew Where'd you go?

1:27:41 Adam We were down in Pomona.

1:27:42 Drew Oh, the Winter Nationals.

1:27:43 Adam Winter Nationals. Some go, some blow.

1:27:47 Drew Hey, David Don Garland.

1:27:48 Adam Oh, you know, I went to the drag racing museum.

1:27:51 Drew What? Down there?

1:27:53 Adam Yes, it wasn't a separate trip.

1:27:54 Drew No, that's where it is.

1:27:55 Adam They have it down there. Yeah, it's in Pomona.

1:27:57 Drew Oh my God.

1:27:57 Adam Why not? It's home to the Winter Nationals.

1:28:00 Drew I got to see that because I was there in the 70s.

1:28:02 Adam Oh man, they had little guy Lombardo, the shut down. I was like, they were all there. Shirley Chatchall, Mel Downey.

1:28:10 Drew We're going to break because I got to hear about this.

1:28:11 Adam TV. Tommy Ivo.

1:28:13 Guest That was a little earlier.

1:28:15 Adam No, no, that was early. Maya?

1:28:18 Caller Yeah?

1:28:18 Adam You're 18.

1:28:20 Caller Yes, I am.

1:28:20 Adam What's up?

1:28:22 Well, I was talking to my boyfriend a little while ago and we were just talking about, you know, just different things. And I happen to mention that sometimes I have a fear of men. Just so that to the point where most of my guy friends are large males so that, you know, if I have a problem with any other guy, I know that I can always fall back on them and they'll protect me. You know what I mean?

1:28:50 Adam Yes.

1:28:51 Drew What's the question?

1:28:52 Well, I mentioned this and I was talking about it more. And I just like randomly the thought popped into my head that maybe someone had done something to me like earlier that had made me have this fear of males where I felt I needed protection.

1:29:08 Drew Did that happen?

1:29:09 I don't know. See, when I mentioned that, I thought it was the first time I had ever even had the thought before. I started shaking uncontrollably and like started having kind of a panic attack.

1:29:21 Drew You mentioned what now? That you might have had a history of something?

1:29:23 Yeah, that someone might have done something. And my boyfriend said, well, you've said that to me before.

1:29:30 Drew And you don't remember that?

1:29:31 No, I had no recollection of that and that's not like me at all. Usually if I say something that bothers me, tell anyone something that would bother me, I would remember it.

1:29:41 Drew Do you drink or do drugs or anything?

1:29:43 Well, I've drank some, but I've never gotten to the point where I've like passed out or anything like that.

1:29:47 Drew But you wouldn't have said something and not remembered it because of alcohol?

1:29:50 No. I've never blacked out.

1:29:52 Adam So, what do you think?

1:29:55 You know, I don't know, but it really, really bothers me. Even right now, I'm getting kind of shaky even just like talking about it.

1:30:01 Adam Well, who would be a prime suspect in your past?

1:30:04 You know, I have no idea. My dad's always been fine. I've, you know, my boyfriend right now, I was a virgin until I was 18. You know, I've never had any problems.

1:30:14 Drew Maybe you just have panic attack or anxiety disorder. You know, maybe you've sort of attached it now to these ideas, but maybe anxiety is the problem and not trauma.

1:30:25 Adam Well, listen, if there's nothing here, you certainly don't go mining for it.

1:30:30 Drew But all we know is you have panic. You have panic attacks.

1:30:33 Yeah, I had a panic attack.

1:30:34 Drew Yeah, you have panic attacks. And they're triggered by these strange thoughts, but we don't get a sense. It's not the typical history that would lead us to believe that you, you know, characteristically would have suffered some trauma. You've got panic.

1:30:47 Well, the reason I was worried about it is because I've never had anything like that happen to me before. It's not like me to have a panic attack or anything like that.

1:30:54 Drew But panic attacks typically come on between the age of 18 to 22. When they start happening.

1:30:58 Adam So what should you do?

1:30:59 Drew If they keep bothering her, she should see her doctor, because there's lots of treatment for that. Don't go mining for trouble right now.

1:31:05 Adam All right. Let me tell you about the drag race.

1:31:07 Drew Yeah, let's go to break quick. I can't stand it.

1:31:09 Adam Let me tell you something, Drew.

1:31:11 Drew Some go, some blow.

1:31:12 Adam Some go, some blow. Now listen to me. Nitromethic. Take it on the ground, drop it on the match, and a virgin lead on it. But put it inside a 500 cubic inch Hemi-Head VA Liquid Dynamite. Big Daddy, Don Collet's gunning for that drove this year with Shirley Chachalmada's other ideas. I don't know, it's in the taxidermy, but go to all of it. And, North X performing in the infield O-C-I-R with English Leather Girls. Fox Night, Fox Night, Fox is free.

1:31:47 Drew I went to O-C-I-R.

1:31:48 Adam Did you go to Fox Night?

1:31:50 Drew No.

1:31:51 Adam Fox is free. English Leather Girls. You went to O-C-I-R's Orange County International Raceway. Alright, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Drew is going to tell me about his childhood after this.

1:32:04 Drew We liken it to sort of giving an animal a medication.

1:32:08 Adam Hold on, Drew. Not an animal, you idiot.

1:32:10 Drew I'd say it.

1:32:10 Adam You want your dog to take an antibiotic because it's got the worms, right? Now, what do you do? You give the dog the antibiotic, it puts it in its mouth, it spits it out on the floor, it doesn't eat it. You need it to take this medicine. So, what do you do?

1:32:22 Caller You take the pill.

1:32:23 Caller And so, we appreciate that, Adam, very much.

1:32:26 Drew No, no, listen. No, no, he's going to be legitimate.

1:32:28 Adam No, no, forget it.

1:32:30 Caller He puts it in his mouth and let it eat.

1:32:33 Caller Go ahead with your interview.

1:32:34 Caller Let's get this thing on.

1:32:36 Caller Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. The phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:32:40 Caller We'll be right back.

1:32:43 Caller Yeah, you're listening to Loveline right here on Portland's New Rock Alternative.

1:32:47 It's 947-NRK.

1:32:52 Caller We're glad you're here.

1:33:06 Adam Some go, some blow.

1:33:09 Caller All right.

1:33:09 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Drew over there. Drew and I just had a very masculine conversation about drag racing.

1:33:17 Drew They actually had a Y chromosome.

1:33:18 Adam That's right, everyone.

1:33:19 Drew You never thought so.

1:33:20 Adam Drew went to the drags as a youngster. And I'll tell you, that is one of the hairier sports out there. If not the hairiest, it really is. Listen, I just got to talk about this for a second. I don't care. It's late. It's Thursday night. Let me just tell you guys something about drag racing. And I don't even care about drag racing. I don't own a drag star. I don't even like American cars. But here is the bottom line with drag racing. A Porsche, a BMW M3, a Acura NSX, whatever. You pick your sports car. Pick whatever car you think is the hottest. Corvette, whatever it is.

1:33:59 Drew Zero to 60?

1:34:00 Adam That car does zero to 60. If it's an exotic sports car, if it's a new Vette, if it's maybe a Porsche, NSX, whatever. And the ones I've mentioned, those cars are going to go zero to 60 in about 4.6 seconds, maybe 4.5, maybe 4.8, somewhere in that range. That is a Porsche going zero to 60. That is if you put a professional driver in it, he revved it, dumped the clutch, redlined every gear and chirped into the next gear, he would get to 60 miles an hour in about 4.5, 4.6 seconds. A dragster or a funny car at the end of 4.5 or 4.6 seconds is going 310 miles an hour. Not 200, not 150, well over three. That is hairy. That is super, super hairy.

1:34:57 Drew In four seconds.

1:34:59 Adam The same thing as your, and believe me, if you sat in a Porsche and you had one of your crazy friends just dump the clutch when the light turned on and pinned you back and went through first, second, third gear. You'd, that'd be a little hairy ride for you. You'd be, you'd get out of that. You'd tell them to slow down. That's 60. This is over 300. That's crazy. All right. Let's talk to Karen. Karen?

1:35:27 Hi.

1:35:27 Adam You're 23.

1:35:28 Caller Hi guys. Love your show.

1:35:29 Adam Thank you.

1:35:30 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew, actually. Last week, my boy friend and I are at dinner and he tells me, yeah, this morning I wake up, I get out of the shower and the tip of my penis, he's uncircumcised. When he pulled the foreskin back, the tip was covered with some blistering. And we had had intercourse the past couple of nights using condoms. So he goes to his doctor and he says that his doctor takes a look at it, looks at him and says, I have no idea what that is. So I asked my boyfriend, he says, I asked him, I said, did it hurt? I said, do they hurt? Or did they hurt? He says, no.

1:36:09 Drew They've gone away already?

1:36:11 Caller He wouldn't, I immediately was like, go home, show me these blisters the same day, right? And he was like, no, no, it's all covered. He gave him hydric cortisone.

1:36:18 Drew Yes, ma'am.

1:36:19 Adam Wow.

1:36:21 Caller I'm too embarrassed. But the next morning, he showed it to me. And when he pulled the foreskin back, it was just kind of like red patches with no blistering.

1:36:29 Adam Well, you said you were using a condom.

1:36:31 Caller Yeah.

1:36:32 Adam Well, let me tell you the truth about condoms.

1:36:35 Caller Some go, some blow.

1:36:38 Adam I said that 400 times. I said the drag races. All right.

1:36:42 Drew It could be a latex allergy.

1:36:44 Caller Okay.

1:36:45 Drew Has he ever had used it?

1:36:46 Caller See, that's the thing. We've been using condoms for like six or seven months.

1:36:49 Drew Was it a new type of condom?

1:36:51 Caller No, we kind of, we don't use like a particular brand. Like we've used, like it was a Trojan and we used those before, but we hadn't used them in a couple, you know, a few weeks and then a couple months and then, you know, that was just the brand that we happened to get at the drugstore that night. But like, you know, he didn't have like any, like they didn't hurt and he said it didn't burn repeat and the doctor didn't take like a culture.

1:37:13 Drew Well, it was nothing related to culture. There's nothing.

1:37:15 Caller Or like any kind of specimen from like the blistering.

1:37:18 Adam The point is it's not herpes.

1:37:20 Drew Okay.

1:37:21 Adam Well, the doctor didn't say it was herpes, right?

1:37:24 Caller No, he said, according to him, the doctor said, looked at it, said, I have no idea what it is, gave him some hydrocortisone and took some blood and said, you know, come back in a couple of weeks.

1:37:36 Drew Basically just means that it's some sort of dermatitis. And what sort of dermatitis? I don't know, but it got better with the cortisone, right?

1:37:44 Caller Yeah. Well, the next day when he showed it to me, there was no blisters at all.

1:37:47 Drew Okay. So all right.

1:37:48 Adam And with with all the all the mess that's going on in most of the vaginas in the world, you know, most of them, it's, you know what I mean? It's it's it's no wonder that a guy gets something every once in a while.

1:38:00 Drew I mean, a condom on though.

1:38:02 Adam Well, that's true.

1:38:03 Caller All right.

1:38:04 Adam Here we go.

1:38:04 Drew What are we going to do? Do fingernails tonight?

1:38:06 Adam Yeah. I brought my nail clippers with me.

1:38:09 Drew I'll join you.

1:38:09 Adam What's up?

1:38:10 Guest Hi.

1:38:11 Adam Hey.

1:38:12 Guest I've got two questions, actually, first one being the guy that called earlier this week about giving himself a circumcision. Did you seriously believe that?

1:38:21 Drew Was I not here that night? I guess.

1:38:22 Guest Yeah, you weren't here.

1:38:23 Adam There was not not here. Was it this week? Yeah, it was so long ago. Yeah, I did believe him.

1:38:32 Guest Really?

1:38:32 Drew What was he doing? What was the deal?

1:38:34 Adam He basically attempted a circumcision on himself.

1:38:38 Drew Oh, and what happened?

1:38:39 Adam It went swimmingly.

1:38:40 Guest He got a rash or something like that.

1:38:41 Adam It didn't go that well.

1:38:42 Drew No kidding, a rash.

1:38:43 Adam Yeah, I believed him.

1:38:45 Guest Oh, my God. I couldn't even. I couldn't even believe that you did believe him. I thought it was a bunch of...

1:38:49 Drew Listen, you would be amazed what people do to themselves, Hayley.

1:38:52 Adam Let me tell...

1:38:52 Drew In this country, it is unreal.

1:38:54 Adam Let me tell all of you something out there because I know one of the main questions on the show or even critiques of the show is how can those callers be real? And we never... And Drew, you tell me. I'll tell you what I think. I never base the reality of a call on the question itself. No matter how outlandish or how out there, the most bizarre questions we've ever heard on the show have been true. And the bogus ones are usually less and more mild. So it's not about the severity of the question, how it's delivered.

1:39:30 Drew The caller, yeah. It's about the caller.

1:39:31 Adam And it's about the details. And I believe that kid, yes. He told me way too many weird little details that didn't make any sense. So it was no...

1:39:40 Drew No, it was he wouldn't have been able to thought him up himself.

1:39:42 Adam Right.

1:39:43 Guest The only problem, though, is that he didn't remember anything about the book that he supposedly read how to do it. That's what I was...

1:39:49 Adam Oh, well, did I yell at him at some point about that?

1:39:52 Guest You were asking him what was in the book and what did it tell him to do, and he couldn't give any straight answers.

1:39:56 Adam Yeah, but he was a little... He was kind of a mess, this kid.

1:39:59 Drew Yeah, well, anyway. Which is that typically a person would do that kind of thing.

1:40:02 Adam What's up there?

1:40:03 Guest Well, I've got many problems, the most important of which is I'm a heroin addict. I see.

1:40:13 Adam Thank God you spent half your call talking about some jack-off that called an hour, that called a week ago about his foreskin.

1:40:21 Guest I also, before this, I've always had a problem keeping a long-term relationship. In fact, I've never had one.

1:40:29 Drew Well, did somebody abandon you when you were younger or something?

1:40:31 Guest Not really. I mean, I've had my parents divorced when I was two, and I had step-parents, and I had a real problem with my home life, but I never got beat. I never got sexually molested, nothing like that.

1:40:43 Drew Then let's be over. Enough narcissistic injury early in childhood, and it becomes difficult. You walk around in life with a lot of pain.

1:40:50 Adam Well, let's see if we can get her off the heroin.

1:40:52 Drew I was going to say, nothing else matters now except getting her off the heroin. Nothing else can be done. Nothing.

1:40:58 Guest Well, the problem is, though, is that even, I mean, I can, I can get off of it, but it's so damn hard to stay.

1:41:05 Drew Well, that is the, listen, Haley, that's, I can get anyone off heroin. It's no big deal. But staying off heroin is the issue. You have to get involved in a long-term treatment program for an extended period of time.

1:41:17 Guest Yeah.

1:41:18 Drew You've got to go, you've got to stay somewhere. You've got to go to sober living. It just doesn't, you know, detoxing is nothing. It's nothing with heroin. It's that incredible emptiness and pain that you're left with, that sense of loss, that depression.

1:41:29 Adam Well, isn't detox, is detox worse with heroin, booze, or coke?

1:41:35 Drew It's more dangerous with booze, but it's more unpleasant with heroin.

1:41:38 Adam So heroin is the top detox.

1:41:40 Drew Yeah, but compared to staying off the drug, it's a small issue.

1:41:45 Adam Right. It's boot camp compared to Vietnam.

1:41:47 Drew Yes.

1:41:47 Adam Thank you. All right. So, Hayley, you have, okay, no more questions until you get off heroin.

1:41:53 Drew Yeah.

1:41:53 Adam And that's what you have to do. All right. Let's just say, I just want to say hi to Sarah. Sarah? Hello? Hey, your mom hinted that her father molested the kids?

1:42:06 Caller Well, I don't know. Like I was talking to my mom at dinner the other day and she's like, it's year 18 now and I think I need to tell you some things about your father. Oh boy. And I was, my dad and my mom were never married and separated when I was three.

1:42:22 Adam So that your father molested you kids.

1:42:25 Caller No, no, no, no. I don't know. I'm not sure what it was.

1:42:27 Adam But that's what she's hinting.

1:42:29 Caller Then she was like-

1:42:29 Adam That's what she's hinting. Not that her father-

1:42:33 Drew Okay. No, this girl's father.

1:42:35 Caller Yes. So my mom was saying then that especially if you go down there with a friend of yours or if you go down there with your kids.

1:42:44 Drew Be careful.

1:42:44 Adam Yeah.

1:42:45 Caller And I said, if this is anything sexual, I don't want to hear about it. And she said, okay. And she just dropped it.

1:42:51 Adam All right. I didn't get that far. I just run out of the room holding my ears and singing, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

1:42:56 Caller I know.

1:42:57 Caller I was like, my ears are burning. No.

1:42:59 Adam I tell you, someone brings up something that starts with a V at the table. I start going- I just plug my ears immediately.

1:43:05 Drew Oh, say can you see?

1:43:07 Caller All right.

1:43:08 Adam Listen, we got to take a break. We'll get back with Sarah after this.

1:43:18 Caller Tonight, Love Line is brought to you by Car Toys, on 947 NRK, The New Rock Alternative. Oh, my.

1:43:41 Adam Hey, Loveline, Sarah.

1:43:43 Caller Yeah, hi, babe.

1:43:43 Adam We're out of time.

1:43:44 Caller OK.

1:43:45 Adam I'm sorry.

1:43:46 Guest That's OK.

1:43:46 Drew But you seem to be a good sport about all this.

1:43:49 Guest Yeah.

1:43:50 Drew And obviously, whoever your dad was, it didn't harm you. You know, Sarah's OK.

1:43:55 Adam You're fine. You have our blessing. You have the Loveline seal of approval.

1:43:58 Drew Now we got to get out of here because we can keep talking about cars.

1:44:00 Adam That's right. I want to thank Lauren for doing a great job. All some go some blow.

1:44:06 Caller Lauren Blunt.

1:44:07 Adam Lauren doing a great job with the coffee and everything else and the phones all week. I think Anderson, we're doing a great job, too. And until next time, is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:44:18 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff or management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Thursday, February 8, 2001