Episode 1000754886957

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Internal Medicine Physician. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. And an addiction medicine specialist. I guess we're all still a little bit thrown for a loop here. Ed Kowalczyk is here from Live. I don't believe I've ever met Ed before. Have we ever met before?

1:47 Live We might have. I think at some point. I did Love Line a couple years ago.

1:51 Adam I don't think I was here.

1:52 Live No.

1:53 Drew On radio.

1:54 Live Yeah.

1:54 Drew That was a long time ago.

1:55 Live That was actually more like four years ago.

1:56 Drew Four years ago.

1:56 Live They're all running.

1:57 Drew No, no.

1:58 Adam It had to be like six years ago.

2:00 Live What year was that? Anybody, anybody?

2:01 Adam Well, yeah. I'm going 95, maybe.

2:05 Drew Could be.

2:05 Adam Maybe 94, because I think I was here in 95. But anyway.

2:09 I don't know.

2:10 Adam Tonight, and we were talking all last week basically about the tragedy and your feelings on that, and we're slowly starting to get back to normal with the normal Loveline format. But I think it's still a little too soon to completely get back to normal. So I think we'll do what we did on Thursday, which is we'll mix them up. You might have some questions for Ed. You might have some questions about Live. You might have some questions or comments about the recent tragedies. And you may have some broccoli growing from your penis. And we'll talk about all those things. Darrin, your record guy, was telling me that you guys were in Minneapolis when the tragedy went down.

2:50 Live Yeah, we were, well, stranded up there. Actually, we got pretty quickly into the whole rental car scene because we were just dreading the idea of being struck in Minneapolis.

3:01 Adam I admire that. Darrin was telling me that he had no idea what to do, but you said, let's get a rental car and hit the road, and you did it immediately.

3:08 Live Yeah, right to the bank machine and right to the Avis rental car.

3:12 Adam And you just drove out to LA or where did you drive to?

3:14 Live Yeah, we just got back Thursday, it took us about 30 hours, we just drove straight.

3:19 Adam Darrin is an okay guy in small doses, but I can't imagine being in a rental car with the guy for 30 hours.

3:26 Live We had a great time. It was actually a strange trip. I mean, because obviously, you know, the entire scope of the tragedy is starting to come down over the airwaves, and so we're in the heartland of America, you know, in southern Utah and Colorado and stuff driving and listening to news radio the entire time, and it was such a strange ride and sort of cathartic.

3:51 Adam And I imagine somewhat surreal, too. I mean, given the scenery and the open highway, and there's all of this dust and fire and congestion and bodies and devastation, and you guys are on some barren highway going through Utah.

4:08 Live Yeah, hitting Utah. And then, you know, I think there was a moment where, you know, the congressmen and senators, I guess, had got together and sort of spontaneously broke into God bless America. Yeah, God bless America. And we were literally driving through one of these, you know, postcard areas of southern Utah, you know, just like, and it was just overwhelmingly emotional. I was like, wow.

4:29 Adam I went a little crazy with that. I was trying to get a flag this week.

4:33 Drew Oh, yeah.

4:33 Adam I don't know if anyone tried to score a flag.

4:35 Drew I thought you'd go and put a pole up in your backyard.

4:38 Adam Yeah. I looked into flagged poles. Yes. Yes, I did, because I thought, you know what? When you got a flag pole in your house, you're either really old or you've arrived.

4:48 Drew You're really rich, huh?

4:49 Adam Yeah. And it kind of makes your house look like a ship. I was thinking, like a big flag pole out front, and plus, people know your house. It's the flag pole guy, the guy with the flag pole. I looked into these flag poles. You can get a 20-footer, 3-inch anodized aluminum tubing that tapers toward the top, a 3-inch aluminum anodized gold ball. You get all the hardware. You get the flag. You get the nylon rope. You get the pulleys. You get the whole thing, plus a 2-foot sleeve that you bury into the ground and the concrete to slide it into. 209 bucks.

5:22 Drew You doing it?

5:22 Adam Yeah.

5:23 Drew You doing it?

5:23 Yeah, I got it.

5:25 Drew I ordered it. With all this attention on the flag now, I've learned a little bit about flag protocol. Now, you're going to have to raise it and lower it every sunrise and every sunset.

5:34 Adam No, see, no.

5:35 Drew Or, here's your other option, you have to shine a light on it if it flies constantly. So you have to have a light that comes on. It has to be lit, or else you have to bring it up and down. Sunrise, sunset.

5:44 Adam There's no sort of, I can't get some sort of written excuse from Gray Davis or something, like to have an all weather flag up there.

5:52 Drew All weather, sure, but no waiver for laziness and napping and all that.

5:56 Adam I felt like a retard for not owning an American flag.

6:00 Live I don't have one either.

6:01 Adam You do not have one? Drew, did you have one? I felt stupid like buying one, but I couldn't find one. Ironically, the only place you can buy a flag is on a corner out here in Los Angeles from a guy who does not have papers to be in this country. I mean, I end up buying two flags that like you try to get on to your car antenna from a guy at a 76 station.

6:23 Drew You don't have the thing on the window.

6:25 Live I have a Tokyo Delves sushi restaurant T-shirt that has an American flag on it. That's like the only thing. So which is kind of strange.

6:31 Adam I got a pair of boxer trunks that I was like this close to hanging off of my house. I didn't know what to do. But yeah, I'm like I'm such a retard. I got I got the flag. I went to five places. I could not find a flag. I went to the hardware store. I went to the save ons and the drug stores and the supermarket. Nobody had a flag. I finally see the guy out on the corner at the 76 station. He has the flag, but it's not the kind that the Lakers made famous, the kind that are made to go into the window. This is just a hollow stick with a flag on the end of it, and I couldn't fit it onto my car antenna. So I stuffed it into the back door and slam the door on it to keep it in there. Yeah, but it was hanging out not vertically, but horizontally. And when I was driving down the freeway, it was just flapping, and it was pegged against. And I thought, and I kept looking at it in my rear view, and I thought, I'm going to kill somebody trying to get this flag position while I'm driving, and it's going to be very ironic. So anyway, I am getting a flagpole. I swear to Christ, I suggest everyone get a flagpole. All right, where were we? Ah, yes, Live. That's right. The CD is coming out September 18th. It's called Five. I was not surprised, actually, but I never really thought about it. I was reading the bio. Twenty-seven platinum albums.

7:50 Live Yeah, worldwide.

7:52 Adam Jesus Christ.

7:53 Live We've been at it for a little while now.

7:56 Adam Yeah. And selling a lot of records. I mean, I just, I knew you guys were big, and I knew you sold a lot of records, but I didn't know how many you sold.

8:05 Live After, well, the distance to here, the previous record, this one, we really started to sort of go there internationally. It started to really pick up for us all over the world. So the biggest record, obviously, sales-wise, was throwing copper. It came out in 1994, but since then, we've grown really, really massive worldwide over the last five years. So that's fun.

8:26 Adam Is throwing, did throwing copper get to Europe and the rest of the world at the same time it got to us?

8:32 Live It did, but it still is our biggest record in the States, but not in Europe, actually. In a lot of markets, the distance to here was even bigger.

8:39 Drew Is the world situation going to change your travel at all?

8:42 Live Yeah, I'm sure it will. We're at this point, because the record comes out, five comes out, and on the 18th, there's all kinds of stuff. You'll be doing promotion and that kind of thing. So we're just really in limbo, just waiting to see how this is all going to transpire. Because the whole idea of flying now is just that they're telling you three and a half hours before international flights. That just really throws a hole, wrenching it.

9:05 Adam Drew, I'm supposed to leave LAX on an 8 a.m. flight on Friday. So that means I should just sleep there because we'd finish this show at midnight. I should just start walking for LAX from the studio.

9:18 Drew Yeah, just start walking. You can't drive a car in there anymore.

9:21 Adam No, you can't. But if you get a car, they can drop you off out front.

9:25 Drew I don't know how late though.

9:27 Live I don't know.

9:28 Drew Limousine. Yeah, limousine.

9:29 Live Yeah, they drop you right at the terminal. All right.

9:30 Adam Well, that's what I'll look forward to. I'll give you some dates, by the way, where you can find Live coming up on their tour. And they have some with Jane's Addiction, which is pretty cool too. Leah? Leah?

9:43 Hello?

9:43 Adam You're 18?

9:44 Caller Yes.

9:45 Adam What's up?

9:46 Caller I was wondering, I started masturbating when I was like 15 maybe. And like now, my sexual drive is like really, really low.

9:58 Drew Do you still masturbate a lot?

10:01 Caller Not as much as I used to when I was younger.

10:05 Adam So what are you thinking? You just, you just tapped yourself early?

10:10 Caller I think so.

10:11 Adam Like you had like 111 orgasms in you, and you used up like 94 of them before you graduated high school?

10:19 Caller Yeah.

10:20 Adam Right.

10:21 Drew It doesn't work like that.

10:22 Caller No?

10:24 Adam No. Look, orgasms, it's like snot or gas.

10:30 Drew Just keeps coming.

10:31 Adam Yeah, just keeps coming. You wake up every day in your life with one of those eye boogers. Never runs out.

10:37 Drew Yeah. And you men can change their sex drive by too much or too little. And women have some of that, but they're not as affected by it as men tend to be.

10:47 Adam So were you having orgasms when you were younger?

10:50 Caller Yeah.

10:51 Drew At 15.

10:51 Adam Do you have a boyfriend now?

10:53 Yeah, I do.

10:54 Drew Are you on medication?

10:56 Caller Uh-uh.

10:56 Drew Why do you think your sex drive dropped off?

10:59 Caller I think I was thinking because of that.

11:01 Drew No. Why else? Forget that.

11:05 Caller That's about it.

11:05 Drew Any problems in this relationship?

11:08 Caller No.

11:10 Adam I want to just take this moment to tell all our listeners or anyone who calls the show, whatever you think anything is, move on to the next one.

11:18 Drew Yeah.

11:19 Adam I've sat here for six years and whatever someone thought it was, have we ever agreed with them? First thought, never. So just throw the first one out. Go right for the second one. All right. So does he give you an orgasm?

11:31 Caller Yeah. But it's not like when we have sex and stuff, he has to go down there.

11:35 Adam Yeah.

11:35 Drew That's normal.

11:36 Adam That's about right.

11:37 Drew That's normal, yeah.

11:38 Adam I mean, you've never had one when you were having sex, right?

11:42 Caller No.

11:42 Adam Wait, you didn't-

11:43 Yeah.

11:44 Caller But I was really dry, so I didn't really count that one.

11:49 Adam Well, I would count it if I were you.

11:52 Drew Yeah, go ahead and count it.

11:53 Adam I count all of mine, regardless of moisture level.

11:56 Yeah.

11:57 Adam Hey, Leah, is there anything else we need to know about you?

12:02 Drew Your history?

12:03 Adam Something up? Is your dad weird?

12:06 Maybe not.

12:08 Adam You okay?

12:09 Caller I'm fine.

12:09 Drew You going to school?

12:10 Yeah.

12:12 Adam Anybody ever abuse you?

12:14 Caller Well, yeah, when I was younger.

12:16 Caller That's what we're talking about.

12:17 Adam What happened?

12:20 Caller I was molested by many people.

12:24 Adam Many people.

12:25 Drew All right, Leah, well, that's going to screw you up good. You'll either be over sexual or under sexual. That tends to be that goes. It tends to set you off in trajectories. Right. You're going to have issues with sex because of that experience. You really need to get treatment for that.

12:40 Adam Did you get any therapy?

12:42 Caller Yeah, I've had it many times.

12:45 Drew Obviously, people have identified that you're someone that needs that kind of intervention to help. It's something that usually takes a long time to really work through. So, stay with it.

12:53 Adam Right. Absolutely. That's what's doing it. Not that you've tapped your orgasm reserve. All right. Let's talk to Casey, who's 19.

13:03 Drew It's more surreal being back to these kinds of calls than just about anything else.

13:06 Live It is very strange.

13:08 Adam Yeah. I know. I know. Because I'm watching the news all the time now. I know we swear no more, no more. It's driving me nuts, but I keep watching.

13:18 Drew No.

13:18 Adam Now, you're getting all the human stories, and that's really tearing my heart out.

13:22 Drew Heroin.

13:24 Adam The human side of it is he called, and we're talking to him, and he told me he loves me.

13:29 Live The list today in the paper is unbelievable.

13:32 Drew But that's the part that I needed. I needed that part, and I've been watching that part since it first started. But I go back to it until I'm ill. And then I go take care of myself a couple of times to feel better. Then I feel guilty for feeling good, and desperately want to go back. Go back, make myself sick again.

13:49 Adam Right. And then there's the part that's just sort of like weird and strange and morbid all at the same time, which is like two of the guys they were looking for that were on the missing list at the Pentagon. Well it turns out the reason I couldn't find one of the guys is because he was on the plane that hit the Pentagon, which is like talk about a bad day. It's like your plane's going into the ground, there's more. It's like what more does there need to be? No, there's more. It's gonna go, you know those folks you work with, it's going into that building. I mean imagine you're on the plane that's going into your building. I would have thought that is impossible.

14:28 Drew Did you hear the story?

14:29 Adam Hold on, the other guy who was missing from the Pentagon was on the plane that went into the Trade Center.

14:34 Drew Oh my God.

14:36 Adam Yeah, I mean, I mean like just how freaky is that, that your plane went into your place of work. And that's why they couldn't account for you.

14:44 Drew You know the part that I just don't even go to is I fly a lot. How do you thought about that? I'm not giving that one thought.

14:51 Adam Well, I got two strategies. One is, as Drew knows, I like to get pretty well lubricated when I fly. It's better for me, better for the staff. It's better for everybody. It really is just better for. It's a tough 30 minutes until I pass out for the stewardesses and the people that work on the plane. But then it's easy for the next five hours because I'm just lying there. All I have to do is scoop a little drool up every once in a while.

15:13 Drew The strategy too?

15:14 Adam My new strategy flying is, I'm thinking, now, do I get more effed up? Which is going to be tough, but I think I could do it.

15:22 Live You keep yourself wired tight now that you don't want to be.

15:24 Adam Yeah. Or do I wear my stretch jeans and really start practicing, start boning up on the kickboxing? Yeah. You know what I mean? What state do you want to be in? I am going to just play the odds and go with more effed up.

15:38 Drew Okay.

15:39 Live I would do that.

15:39 Adam That's my plan.

15:40 Live That's what I would do.

15:40 Drew I'm also suddenly grateful for our experience with Fletch.

15:43 Adam Oh, yeah.

15:44 Drew Fletch, for many ways, is a hostage in here. Yeah, right. Suddenly, someone's like, hey, let's warm up.

15:49 Adam We know what it's like. Yeah. Casey?

15:51 Caller Yeah.

15:51 Adam All right. You're 19. What's up?

15:54 Caller Okay. First of all, I want to say hey, Drew.

15:57 Drew Casey.

15:57 Caller How are you?

15:58 Drew I'm good. How are you?

15:59 Caller How are you, Adam?

16:00 Adam Good.

16:00 Caller Okay, great.

16:01 Adam Say hi to Ed, too.

16:03 Caller Hi, Ed. I love your band.

16:05 Live Thank you, sweetie.

16:05 Okay.

16:07 Caller My question is, I've been having sex with my boyfriend and it seems that I am overwhelmed with juices. It's just too much for me.

16:19 Drew He would be the one that would be overwhelmed, right?

16:21 Caller Well, yeah, but it also affects me too.

16:24 Drew Why?

16:24 Caller Well, I have no idea. Just the feeling changes.

16:29 Adam Well, you lose sensation to a certain degree, don't you?

16:32 Drew So it's not good, right?

16:34 Caller Right.

16:34 Drew Not working. It's not that you're ejaculating, having a bunch of fluid towards the orgasm.

16:40 Caller No, not at all. It's actually, it's just like so much, it's like, I don't know, it really gets to me because afterwards I'm like, God, this is all my fault.

16:50 Drew Yeah. Now see, did you hear the subtext there? There was, I said, do you ejaculate? Not at all. Meaning, not getting to orgasm.

16:58 Caller No, no, I orgasm.

16:59 Drew All right. Then it's, it's all my fault.

17:02 Caller Well, because sometimes we will have to stop because it just doesn't feel good anymore.

17:09 Drew For you?

17:11 Caller Yeah.

17:11 Adam But it's not painful, is it?

17:13 Caller No, no, not painful at all. It's just, God, I mean, it'll be like so much, it'll be a lot.

17:20 Adam How do you get the orgasm? Is it through oral sex?

17:23 Caller No, well, both. I orgasm through both.

17:26 Drew We're kind of confused though.

17:27 Adam No, I'm all right. I think we're on the same page.

17:30 Drew Why does it become uncomfortable, then, if she's able to?

17:32 Adam Yeah, I'm not sure why you would stop if you just almost had no sensation.

17:36 Caller Well, I have sensation. I mean, it feels good, but it just, I don't know if it's his size or what. I don't know what it is because it's never happened to me before.

17:46 Adam Does he have a small size?

17:47 Caller No, actually, he's the only one that I've had sex with in the past three years that's been able to give me an orgasm.

17:54 Adam I have super absorbent pubic hair that mops up that problem. It's like, you ever see that Bounty commercial? That's what my pubes are like and it mops up all excess fluid down there. It really works. Yeah. Hey, Casey?

18:08 Drew Yeah.

18:09 Adam There's not a whole lot you can do about this. The good news is, and I know you feel bad about it, but you tell a guy you're very excited by him.

18:17 Drew Yeah.

18:18 Adam This is why the juices are flowing.

18:19 Drew Is he troubled by this?

18:21 Caller Yeah, I am.

18:22 Drew No, no, he? Is he troubled by this?

18:24 Caller Yeah, sometimes.

18:25 Drew See, I'm not clear what the problem is because you're both having orgasm. He's happy, you're happy.

18:31 Live It sounds all good.

18:32 Adam Yeah, everyone's lubricated.

18:33 Drew Yeah. Where specific? Are you embarrassed? Are you ashamed? What is the problem?

18:38 Caller I don't know. I just think it's my fault.

18:41 Drew What is your fault? Your fault that?

18:43 Caller No, that may be I'm not as tight as I used to be and plus with the extra juices, but it's not that great.

18:51 Drew No, no, no, for him or for you?

18:53 Caller For him.

18:54 Drew Okay. Has he complained?

18:56 Caller Yeah.

18:57 Adam Do you have a extensive sexual history?

19:00 Caller Yeah. I've had sex for the past three years.

19:03 Adam Right. But you see, you know what I think what's going on here?

19:06 Caller What?

19:06 Adam I think you're a little freaked out about your past or maybe a little- Would you shut up? You're a little ashamed about it. And I think he may be have some energy in that department. And it's all funneling into the vagina. I mean, that's what it's become like a symbol for that.

19:25 Drew And is he-

19:25 Adam I mean, you were talking about being loose and-

19:28 Caller Yeah. Like maybe because-

19:29 Drew No, there's no such thing.

19:30 Adam But maybe because you had too much sex with other people?

19:34 Drew There's no such thing, Casey. No such thing. No such thing. Is he not able to have an orgasm?

19:40 Caller Yeah, he orgasms, but I don't know. It's just it. I've never talked to anyone about it.

19:46 Adam Does he have any energy about the other guys you've been with?

19:49 Caller No.

19:50 Adam He doesn't care at all.

19:51 Drew He orgasms, but what?

19:53 Caller What was that?

19:53 Drew He orgasms, but?

19:55 Caller But sometimes it just...

19:58 Adam Hold on, Drew. You may have inadvertently stumbled onto the answer.

20:01 Drew I understand. I understand.

20:02 Adam Twice hard.

20:03 Drew I was going there as well.

20:03 Adam That's something that will not...

20:04 Caller Thank you for pointing out my subject.

20:06 Adam Did you hear that, Casey?

20:07 Drew But listen, he orgasms?

20:11 Caller Yes.

20:11 Adam And?

20:12 Drew And.

20:13 Adam I mean, and.

20:15 Drew And what's the problem?

20:16 Caller Well, I don't know.

20:17 Drew What does he complain about? Wait a minute.

20:18 Adam I got to know. Listen. Don't care. Don't care. She's having orgasms. He's having orgasms. There's plenty of lube to go around. There's people who don't have lube. Do you understand? People have to buy that stuff. People have to buy... It's a multi-million dollar year industry.

20:35 Drew I think that he is having problems with some sort of sexual function. He's blaming it on her and she's taking it all on.

20:41 Adam Whatever it is, there has to be more here than meets the ear.

20:45 Drew Because it's not what she's talking about.

20:46 Adam But I cannot beat on her for another 10 minutes to get that out of her.

20:51 Drew I'm with you.

20:52 Adam Somebody ought to bottle real lube because there's women... Oh, God.

20:58 Drew I'm not sure what would be called real lube then, would it?

20:59 Adam I think it would be a good name, a good product. First off, you could sell a million cases a year just for guys to whack off. You know what I mean? Just guys sniffing it and rubbing it on their nipples and stuff like that. Guys would do that, guys would buy that, but it's real lube. This is what your body produces. We have essentially tapped women who produce too much of it. We're doing a favor to them because we're siphoning off this pie product.

21:26 Drew We've wrung out Mr. Corolla's super absorbent pubes, and this is the product that ensues.

21:32 Adam Drew, I think I may have just come up with a superhero, Mr. Super Absorbent Pubes. Yeah, like, the dam has burst. What are we going to do? Let's get Mr. Super Absorbent Pubes in. I'm just throwing these things around. The other idea I had over the weekend.

21:50 Drew I feel sick and guilty.

21:52 Adam Have they ever invented, you know those water wings for the kids?

21:56 Drew Yeah.

21:57 Adam I was thinking of ankle wings for like kids who weren't that wild about. You know what I mean?

22:02 Drew Keep them upside down in the water?

22:03 Adam Yeah, like that step kid that was causing you trouble. I was just thinking about that.

22:08 Drew Good times.

22:08 Adam All right. We are going to take ourselves a little break. We will come back and speak to Jimmy who's 17. He's been with three girls, has not had an orgasm. Wants to know what's wrong. Cruz Pager is going off and we'll hear. I think we'll hear something from the new Live 5 CD when we come back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Ed Kowalczyk is our guest tonight. I just found out it's almost a neighbor of mine.

23:10 Live Yeah.

23:11 Adam Yeah. I talked to, uh, it's a weird thing. There's so many people I run into who live up in the part of the world that I don't know who they are. I've seen them come in to live up in the part of the city that I live in, and I never see them. Or maybe I do see them, and I don't know.

23:24 Drew I just don't know, yeah.

23:25 Adam Except for that Margaret Cho, her I see. Yeah, she comes gunning for me.

23:30 Drew No, no, she's in recovery now, right?

23:32 Adam I don't know. Oh, yeah, probably.

23:34 Drew Yeah. I don't know.

23:35 Live I see Gary Oldman up there.

23:37 Drew You don't look so good anymore.

23:37 Live Really? Yeah, I saw him driving the other day.

23:40 Adam Gary Oldman's up there?

23:41 Live Yeah, and I've seen him three or four times. I'd see him at the diner, too. He must live up there.

23:45 Adam Jesus Christ, I'm going to get a list. But I should be able to hang out with these guys. We should hang out. I'm definitely the lowest celebrity up on that list, but I still think just because of proximity, we should be able to hang out.

23:57 Live Absolutely.

23:59 Adam I had Kathy Bates used to live next to me, but she promptly moved out when I moved in. And now, uh, who would I get in there?

24:08 Oh, what the hell?

24:09 Adam John Cryer. Yeah, but that's no Kathy Bates. All right, let's, uh, we're going to hear something off of Live's new CD, which is not out yet, the 18th of October, correct? Or 17th?

24:21 Live September.

24:22 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I was looking at another October. The tour starts in October.

24:26 Live Yeah, we're going out with Jane's Addiction for half their tour, starting October 2nd, the album September 18th.

24:33 Adam I know there's a lot of, I mean, I was one of these people that liked Jane's Addiction, but had never seen them live and wasn't quite sure what to expect, but they're good.

24:42 Live Yeah.

24:43 Adam And they're impressive.

24:44 Live I've never seen them in concert. I saw them do the, what, some MTV thing, I guess the 20th anniversary thing, just a couple songs, but seemed pretty good.

24:51 Adam Yeah, I saw them at the K-Rock Weenie Rose this summer, and it was, they're very good.

24:57 There could be some funky smell coming from your job.

25:00 I'm not kidding you.

25:01 Drew Who was that?

25:02 Adam Perry Farrell.

25:03 Drew Oh my God.

25:04 Thank you.

25:05 Adam All right, Jimmy?

25:06 Yeah.

25:07 Adam You're 17?

25:08 Caller Yeah.

25:08 Adam What's up?

25:09 Caller Not much.

25:10 Drew Jimmy's not a virgin.

25:11 Adam No. What's your question, Jimmy?

25:15 Caller I've had sex with three different girls, and they've never made me orgasm or anything.

25:25 Adam Why do you think that is?

25:27 Caller I have no clue, because one of them, me and her, did it for an hour and a half a night.

25:37 Drew Do you have a problem when you masturbate?

25:39 Caller Nuh-uh.

25:40 Drew Nuh-uh?

25:42 Caller And-

25:44 Adam Wait a minute. Have you ever had one of these girls as a girlfriend?

25:48 Caller Yeah.

25:50 Drew No.

25:50 Adam No?

25:51 Caller Yeah.

25:52 Drew No.

25:52 Adam Well, listen, everybody, if the answer is yes, say it like it's yes.

25:56 Drew Yeah. It's no.

25:57 Adam Is it no or yes?

25:59 Caller Yes.

26:00 Adam How long did you go out with her?

26:02 Caller About four months.

26:05 Adam And did you have sex with her a number of times?

26:08 Caller Yes.

26:09 Adam And no orgasm?

26:11 Caller No.

26:12 Adam And how many times do you think you've had sex with her?

26:16 Caller Probably about 20.

26:19 Drew And hold on.

26:20 Adam I'm going to go out to the car and get a quail lute so I can relax with Jimmy over here.

26:24 Drew To connect with him a little bit.

26:24 Adam Jimmy, how much national radio do you actually do? Do you have your own syndicated show?

26:29 Drew Mostly from his bed.

26:30 Adam Here's what drives me nuts about this show. Aren't you supposed to be nervous and a little bit manic when you're on the air? We get guys who are like sucking on ether and cold 45 all day and they're like, Hold on. Everyone's watching TV. They're like, Huh? Oh, hold on. Let me turn down here.

26:49 Drew This may be part of the problem with Jimmy.

26:51 Adam Jimmy?

26:52 Drew Jimmy, you on a medication?

26:54 Caller No.

26:54 Drew You've been depressed?

26:57 Caller Kind of about this deal.

26:59 Drew Do you do drugs or alcohol when you're having sex with them?

27:02 Caller No.

27:03 Drew Do you have a history? Do you do that generally, drugs and alcohol?

27:07 Caller No.

27:09 Drew I'm getting depressed.

27:10 Adam Are you circumcised?

27:12 Caller No.

27:13 Adam Wait a minute, I've got to process that. No. You're not circumcised?

27:17 Caller Nope.

27:17 Adam I see.

27:18 Drew And when you masturbate, there's no problem?

27:20 Caller No.

27:21 Drew How long does it take you when you masturbate?

27:23 Caller About ten minutes.

27:23 Drew Are you anxious when you're with these women? Are you nervous?

27:27 Caller I ain't nervous.

27:29 Adam Hold on a second though. If you want, if you masturbate as fast as you could, ten minutes is as good as you could do?

27:36 Caller No. If I do it real quick, it's about five.

27:41 Adam Minutes. Okay. Here's what you need to do, Jimmy. You need to find yourself a girl.

27:50 Drew Take some thyroid hormone.

27:51 Adam No. Find yourself a tree sloth that hates the only creature on earth that moves slower than Jimmy. You need to find yourself a girl and start getting into a groove with her. Yeah, I think so. The problem with guys, especially 17, is they bounce around a little bit and they can never find that break-in girl, that one where they do all the different... We all remember who it was. For me, Drew was the same girl. Drew ended up marrying her. Where we try all the different positions, where we take the showers together. You remember when you were like...

28:21 Live Yeah, absolutely.

28:21 Adam Remember like when you were fantasizing about sex, and then you would also sometimes think about all that other part, like, am I going to be taking a shower with a chick? Like, we're going to be nude? Like, she's going to let me look at her nude?

28:33 Live And you finally get that one where you start to do all that.

28:36 Adam Right, and you work it out, and you completely get your confidence. It's like some kind of basic training for your penis. But if it's 17, think about this, if you at 16, 17, 18, whatever, just bounced around, one night stand to one night stand to one night stand, five years could go by, you wouldn't know what you were doing.

28:55 Live Exactly.

28:55 Adam Because you can't get into all that weird stuff on a couple of dates.

28:59 Drew You'd be anxious too the whole time. You'd be nervous and not clear about things.

29:02 Adam He needs his confidence builder.

29:04 Drew All right.

29:05 Adam Let's take one more call and then we'll hear some from the new live CD. Thomas?

29:10 Yeah.

29:10 Adam You're 21? Yeah.

29:12 Caller I had a question for Ed.

29:13 Adam Hey.

29:14 Caller Yeah. I'm a huge fan of your music.

29:16 Live Thank you.

29:17 Caller Me and my fiance. Actually, I just wanted to let you know that the first song we're going to dance to at our wedding is Dance With You.

29:24 Live Oh, fantastic.

29:25 Caller Ed, I was wondering, are you going to have any tour dates on the West Coast?

29:31 Live Yeah, we are. We're going to, after we finish up with Jane's Addiction, I think the 23rd of October, and then we're scheduled to be, I think at the Wiltern here in LA sometime in November. So just keep posted to the website or something for that.

29:44 Drew We've got St. Paul on the 23rd, Chicago on the 21st. Let's see, Pittsburgh 19th, Detroit on the 20th is all of October. New York 15th, you're going to do Madison Square Garden still. And then off to Europe. And then Washington DC on the 6th. So that's coming up first. This is sort of written backwards. Philadelphia on the 3rd.

30:04 Live I don't know if the West Coast has totally confirmed yet, but I'm pretty sure the Wiltern sometime in November.

30:08 Adam Have you ever been to the Wiltern, Thomas?

30:10 Caller No, I've been to maybe one or two concerts in my whole life.

30:15 Adam The Wiltern is a great old art deco theater, and its name is Sheer Genius. It's on Western and Wilshire, so hence the Wiltern. Genius. I wonder how many guys really sat around and worked on that.

30:28 Live Wow.

30:29 Adam It's very practical though. It's a great old theater though, and it's big and it's cool, and it's a good size. It's nice because it's like-

30:36 Live It's a great place.

30:38 Adam It holds a lot of people, but it has a big balcony and it's intimate at the same time.

30:42 Live Well, have fun with Dance With You. Congratulations.

30:44 Adam We will hear something from the new live CD. This is off of 5, which will be out September 18th, and this one is called Overcome. That is Overcome from Live off of Five, which is the new CD that is out September 18th.

35:10 Drew This may become the theme song for the rescue efforts or recovery efforts.

35:15 Live It seems to be spontaneously just coming to live that way, and people are just really finding something in it that-

35:22 Adam I wonder how did this get going?

35:25 Drew Yeah, how'd they get it?

35:26 Live Well, what we did was straight away, we got a couple radio stations had just had the album and started to play it, and people started to call and like, wow, what is that song? And then it's just sort of this swell happened and we just we put the song up on our website for free as a download just as our sort of gift to kind of say, hey, you know, if this is helping, check this song out, you know. And actually, Friday night, a guy that works for a company called cameraplanet.com took the MP3 from our site. Well, heard Overcome on K-Rock the other day and took this took the song from our site and actually grabbed some of the handheld footage of the rescue workers at the site of the World Trade Center and put it together. And actually, I think, emailed it as some sort of file to VH1, who added it and they've been playing it like twice a day. And it's just incredibly moving. It's it's wild.

36:19 Adam And, you know, I was just thinking as you were telling the story, it's like how a movie soundtrack can become very popular and very poignant, very powerful because there's images and there's a feeling that you have that goes along with the music. Whereas when there's no feeling that goes with it, you're sort of absent.

36:39 Drew You're distracted. Yeah.

36:40 Live I mean, there's just the looks. I mean, there's maybe four or five faces actually in the video of a nurse and a firefighter. And the looks on their faces, you just can't imagine the struggle. And it's just incredibly moving. Peace.

37:02 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. We're going to come back. We'll get to more of your calls and your questions and your comments, and we'll talk about live and we'll hear something else from them and all that after this.

37:15 Loveline, we'll be right back.

37:52 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew. Ed Kowalczyk is here from Live 5, is the name of the CD, out September 18th. And we'll hear something else off of that CD in the next hour. Let's speak to Chloe, who's on Line 5. Chloe? Chloe?

38:17 Yes, hello.

38:18 Adam You're 18, what's up?

38:20 Caller Yes, I was wondering, last night, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. And when I left the room to go spit, I don't know if he touched himself or not. And if he did, afterward he finger-baked me. I was wondering if I could get pregnant from that.

38:35 Adam Oh, I see.

38:36 Drew If you hadn't sort of taken it all up, so to speak.

38:41 Caller Yeah.

38:42 Drew Yeah. Well, you know, anything's possible. All these scenarios whereby a wayward sperm could get loose and land on a hand and a hand touched the wrong place. But it's very unlikely, obviously. I mean, Chloe, you can use your imagination as well as we can, right? Yeah. All right.

38:56 Adam Maybe better.

38:57 Drew Yeah, probably better.

38:58 Adam But listen, if you are pregnant because he scratched himself and then gave you the finger, that is a golden child. You understand?

39:06 Drew Yeah. We need children like this. But if you should choose to...

39:09 Adam That is the Messiah. You hang on to that kid.

39:11 Drew If you choose to avoid...

39:13 Adam And I would wear like a badge of honor if I was that kid. Guess who I got here? Finger bang baby. Yeah.

39:20 Drew And you can consider the morning after pill if having the Messiah is not a priority in your life.

39:25 Caller Okay. How exactly does that work? Do you just take the pill and then you have your period?

39:28 Adam Well, the Jews believe...

39:30 Oh.

39:31 Adam What is she talking about?

39:32 Drew How the Messiah works.

39:33 Adam The Jews believe that Christ was not the Messiah, that he hasn't come yet.

39:38 Caller Oh, the morning after pill.

39:39 Drew Oh, the morning after pill.

39:40 Adam Well, the Jews have nothing to do with the morning after pill. Though some of them are affiliated with some of the pharmaceutical companies to put it out. Am I correct?

39:46 Drew The attorneys that...

39:47 Adam The attorneys that represent those pharmaceutical companies. Is that what you're asking, Chloe?

39:51 Drew The accountants, too.

39:51 Adam The accountants and attorneys.

39:53 Drew But listen, it's a pill. There are various birth control pills that can be used in the same manner as products that have been devised specifically for post-coital contraceptive or emergency contraceptions called Prevent or Plan B. And you need to take it within three days of this unprotected event. And you take another pill 12 hours later and it prevents the pregnancy with about a 70 percent probability. It's very, very good, very effective. It's not an abortion pill. We're just talking about suppressing ovulation. So that sperm that was on his hand can't get to the egg. At least the egg isn't available for that sperm. All right. Hey, from these...

40:28 Adam Well, we doubt it was on his hands.

40:30 Drew On to something else. We've not had to talk to anybody from Seattle in the last couple of days. How are things up in Seattle?

40:35 Caller Kind of cloudy, actually.

40:36 Drew No.

40:37 Adam All right. All right.

40:37 Drew Okay. Thanks. Thank you. Yeah. Okay.

40:40 Adam And what is about 68?

40:42 Drew Wind out of the West?

40:44 Adam Coming in at what? 810 knots? Okay.

40:47 Drew Thanks, Troy.

40:48 Adam It's cloudy.

40:49 Drew That's Loveline Callers. Now I'm proud to be an American.

40:52 Adam Yep.

40:53 Drew Well, Chris is from Seattle. Let's talk to him.

40:54 Adam The country's getting back to normal, for the record. Chris?

40:57 Yeah, hey there.

40:58 Adam You're 16?

40:59 Caller Hey, I just wanted to talk to Ed from Live.

41:01 Drew Hey, first tell us how things are in Seattle.

41:02 Adam How's the weather in Seattle?

41:03 Drew No, no, how are people taking things in Seattle?

41:05 Caller Actually, Seattle's, I think we're hanging on here. Everyone really has a community sense and their golf line, their flags and everything.

41:11 Drew I would think Seattle and San Francisco would be vulnerable cities to this kind of thing.

41:16 Adam That's good. Freak them out.

41:17 Caller And hey, my dad's a weatherman up here. He says it's fine.

41:20 Adam Well, you know what, in a way, think about this and don't take this wrong as someone who's listening from Seattle or San Francisco, but part of what makes it so easy for these folks to sort of navigate around our country is we've done away with a lot of these laws. I mean, the ACLU has gotten on board and said, you can't do this and you can't do that and you can't do the other. There's probably more sympathizers to those causes living in that region of the United States.

41:52 Drew Really? Well, do you know what I mean? To the liberal causes, yes, yes, but not to these extremes.

41:56 Adam No, no, no one is backing terrorism directly. But what I mean is, if you...

42:03 Drew Profiling you can't do, for instance.

42:05 Adam What I'm saying, and I'm sure this is, maybe this isn't that well thought out, but I never do think before I speak, so here it goes. That part of the country is a fairly liberal part of the country. And these are the people who say, look, it's unfair to do profiling, it's unfair for the CIA to hire guys who have a criminal background to work as operatives in these countries because they may have had human rights violations and so on and so forth. You would not want to piss off that part of the country if you were a terrorist, I would think.

42:36 Drew Yeah, those are your sympathizers.

42:37 Adam Those are the people, those are the voices.

42:38 Drew Those are the ones that create the conditions that allow you to operate. Yeah, very liberal.

42:42 Adam I know it sounds very offensive to anyone living in Seattle or the Bay Area, but in a way, that's not the area you want to miff off.

42:51 Drew You know what I thought was interesting, how's the NRA look now?

42:55 Adam Like geniuses.

42:56 Drew Isn't that interesting? Not like geniuses, but they don't look the same anymore.

43:00 Caller They don't look so bad anymore.

43:01 Drew Well, it's like, yeah, that's right. That is one of the conditions this country needed to exist and pow, here we are again.

43:07 Adam Right, but Chuck Heston was worried about our government.

43:10 Drew I understand.

43:10 Adam Pakistan.

43:12 Drew Afghanistan, please.

43:14 Adam Sorry, go ahead there. Ed, listen, anything with that Stan at the end, I'm against. I hear that, I know it's a troubled country.

43:20 Drew Anybody named Stan?

43:21 Adam Any guy named Stan. Hot dog Stan, anything with Stan at the end of it.

43:26 Drew All right, Chris.

43:27 Adam Go ahead.

43:28 Caller I just want to say, I saw live last time they came up to the Gorge here.

43:31 Adam Cool.

43:31 Caller And it was just amazing. It was like a religious experience. It was so amazing.

43:34 Drew The Gorge.

43:34 Caller Thank you.

43:36 Drew Eastern Washington there.

43:36 Caller Yeah, right in Central Washington.

43:38 Drew Yeah, I heard about that.

43:39 Caller It's like a big open area.

43:40 Drew Yeah.

43:41 Caller It's great. And yeah, you guys are just amazing. And I wanted to know if you guys are ever going to do a tour with REM. I think it'd be a great combination.

43:49 Live Oh, I agree with you. No, we actually came close to playing a show with REM once a few years ago, but it never came about. But I mean, God, they're one of my favorite bands of all time. So I would definitely do it at the drop of a proverbial hat.

44:07 Adam Yeah, that'd be a good lineup. Are they from Pennsylvania? Where are they from?

44:10 Live Athens, Georgia.

44:11 Adam Oh, Georgia. That's right.

44:13 Caller That's right.

44:13 Live Yeah.

44:14 Caller So that was really amazing. And are you guys going to come up to Seattle anytime soon again?

44:19 Live Yeah, we're making our way west in November. So just stay posted to our website there, friendsoflive.com, and check out as it comes together. Cool.

44:28 Caller I've heard a few songs off the new CD that you guys had up on your website. They're really good.

44:33 Live Thank you.

44:34 Caller And yeah, Adam and Drew, I love you guys too. You do an amazing show.

44:37 Adam Thanks, Chris.

44:38 Caller Thanks a lot.

44:39 Drew One of our 16-year-old callers that sounds 32.

44:42 Adam Right. As opposed to the ones that are 32 that sounds 16, in terms of our normal call on the show. Ashley?

44:48 Caller Oh, hi.

44:48 Adam You're 15.

44:50 Caller Yeah. What's up? Adam and Dr. Drew just want to say you guys are great.

44:54 Adam Thanks.

44:54 Caller And for live, you're awesome too. Thank you. Well, a couple of days ago, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. Like, I guess he popped my cherry because there was like a lot of blood involved everywhere.

45:09 Drew Right.

45:10 Caller And then, like...

45:11 Drew Did it hurt?

45:12 Caller What?

45:13 Drew Did it hurt?

45:13 Caller Yeah.

45:14 Drew Okay.

45:14 Caller Okay. But like, I still have like blood sometimes. Like today, I noticed there's still some more.

45:21 Drew That's all righty. When's your period due?

45:23 Caller Like in a week.

45:25 Drew This can sometimes make that come a little earlier. So maybe some of that...

45:29 Caller But, I mean, wouldn't it be a coincidence because I had sex like a couple of days ago?

45:32 Drew No, the period... Having sex can make your period come early.

45:35 Caller Oh.

45:36 Drew So it may be sort of starting to come on here a little bit with you. Or it could be... You could still get some bleeding leftover from the rupture.

45:42 Adam Did you use any kind of protection?

45:44 Caller Yeah, we used protection.

45:45 Adam Okay.

45:46 Caller All right.

45:47 Drew Just relax.

45:47 Caller So, it's going to be okay?

45:48 Drew It's going to be okay, but it is important that you get regular pelvic exams. You are sexually active now, so you got to go get checked out anyway. So they can tell you what's going on. They'll say, oh, no, not that. Yes, that's what you got to do. You've got to, really, that if you're sexually active, the risk of cervical cancer goes up and it's important, really important.

46:05 Adam All right, Ashley.

46:06 Caller All right.

46:07 Adam Thank you. You have a doctor?

46:10 Drew Or some Planned Parenthood or student health something.

46:13 Caller Well, I was going to call them today, but supposedly they're closed, so I don't really know. I have to wait until tomorrow.

46:17 Drew Where?

46:18 Caller Planned Parenthood.

46:19 Drew Yeah. Okay. That's fine. You'll be all right.

46:21 Adam All right.

46:22 Caller Okay.

46:24 Adam They're not open on Sunday. That's the day they worship the devil. That's just the only twist. People don't realize that devil worshipers worship on Sunday as well. It's a little confusing. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Ed is here from live. We'll hear something off the new 5 CD when we come back. Also speak to Tony who's 43, has an idea on how to improve chances of survival on airplanes. You know what I love about these calls? Whatever it is, it won't be worth anything.

46:53 Drew Let's hear about it when we get back.

46:55 Adam Why don't you climb inside that black box? That thing seems to make it just fine. Okay. Thank you, genius. We'll be back.

47:03 All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:04 Live You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make.

47:09 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:10 Drew 877-889-DATE. Call the Dateline.

47:55 Adam Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. That is Dr. Drew up there and over there. I was looking up, so I said he was up there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Ed Kowalczyk is here from Live. The CD is coming out September 18th. That is called Five. We will hear something else off of that CD during this break. Wait a minute, are we in the break?

48:22 Drew No, during this segment.

48:23 Adam During this segment. Thank you. I got to get hip to the lingo. If you want to find out more about Live's tour dates and where you can find them, and will they be with Jane's Addiction on this date or that date and all that stuff, you can just go onto their website, right? Which is?

48:42 Live www.friendsoflive.com What?

48:43 Drew No space.

48:44 Live No space. It's just friends of Live.

48:46 Adam All right. That'll tell you where they're going to be. Okay. Other things. Tony?

48:53 Yes?

48:54 Adam You're 43?

48:55 Caller Yes, I am.

48:56 Adam You're calling from Ohio. What's happening?

48:58 Caller I'm in Drew's favorite city, Cincinnati.

49:01 Drew Well, I like Cincinnati. Just that boy has a lot of hostility. I thought when this whole thing went down, I thought I wondered what's going on in Cincinnati. Is that bringing people together?

49:09 Caller It's the whole world. It's the whole world. It's so much disrespect to one another and putting up with, you know, seeing bad things and pushing it under the carpet and so on and so forth. You know, it's just we gotta wake up and start treating people right and equal.

49:27 Drew But are they doing that in Cincinnati finally?

49:29 Caller Well, some of us are.

49:30 Drew All right, good.

49:31 Caller You know, it's hard. It's kind of you feel like you're the only one trying sometime. But there's more good people out there than bad. And it's going to triumph over evil, and we all know this. I have a couple of statements. First of all, the job you guys do is fantastic. Second of all, if we could save a life in an aircraft like either you or Dr. Drew, you could perfect farting, and he could maybe perfect, you know, behavioral diagnoses and cure people if we could just save one life.

50:02 Drew So Tony, basically Adam and I ought to become air marshals. We each have our own technique, our own little particular craft.

50:09 Caller We need some kind of safety device, right?

50:12 Adam I have been stopped at metal detectors for gas before. Yeah, apparently there's a high metallic rate to it. I think a lot of iron or something. All right, Tony, you're doing God's work over there in Ohio.

50:25 Caller Not really, but we're trying. I get to be heard of Americans in the country. They have to now work real hard into combating this, all Americans from within covertly. When you hear something like they did in World War II, report it, you work on it, it's only going to work from within to combat this terrorism.

50:46 Adam But I think the problem is, whereas let's say your average American may be a Christian or Catholic, your average round eyes, I like to call them, a white guy. We don't know what the hell the guys who were in the militias are doing or the guys who are planning on shooting the abortion doctors are doing. I mean, it's almost equivalent. It's not like all white guys know when there's a hit on an abortion doctor. You have zero idea. And it's the same with the Arab Americans when there's a terrorist strike. It's not like they all meet at some universal mosque or something that they circulate a flyer on. All right. Brian?

51:36 Yes.

51:37 Adam You're 26. What's up?

51:39 Caller Well, just a quick curious question. First of all, I'd like to say hello to Ed.

51:44 Live Hey.

51:44 Caller I love your music.

51:45 Live Thank you.

51:45 Caller Awesome.

51:47 Caller Dr. Drew and Adam, you guys are doing awesome work.

51:50 Caller And if more people would actually listen to what you're doing, you wouldn't have any listeners.

51:55 Drew Yeah, that's right.

51:55 Adam Thank you.

51:56 Drew We do ourselves out of a job.

51:57 Caller Yeah, that's right.

51:59 Caller I was wondering if there's any other reason besides a VD that it would burn when I pee?

52:05 Drew Many, many. One is a bladder infection, though that would be more common in a woman. Another could be a prostate infection. Generally, burning at urination is urethral information or infection, which typically is an STD, though there are bacterial causes for that. And there are mechanical problems, and stones even can sometimes cause these sorts of things. So there are definitely lots of reasons other than a VD. Oh, okay. Well... So, got to check that.

52:31 Adam But you have a VD.

52:32 Drew Yeah, 26-year-old's VD.

52:34 Adam Yeah.

52:34 Caller No, no. Can't possibly.

52:36 Drew Then a STD, excuse me. That's more politically correct. By the way, PC is going out the window. It's nice.

52:40 Adam Thank God. Yeah.

52:42 Caller That can be. I've been married for six years, and I've only slept with my wife.

52:46 Adam All right.

52:46 Drew You probably just have bacterial urethritis. You ought to talk to your doctor about that. That you both can be treated. It's not necessarily, you know, a classic sexually transmitted disease, but you both could have a bacteria that could be causing you some problem.

52:58 Adam I pulled one of my signature moves on the toilet today where I was sitting down, going number two, and peeing at the same time.

53:05 Drew That's never happened before, by the way.

53:07 Caller Good job, Adam.

53:08 Adam Here's where the Corolla signature move comes in. When the urine stream goes through the crack between the toilet seat and the top of the bowl, hugs the contour of the toilet bowl and fills my pants like a pail underneath the toilet, and you never notice it. You never notice it because, A, it's a silent killer. It's too late.

53:29 Live It's just too late.

53:30 Adam It doesn't make any noise. After a while, you start to wonder, how come I don't hear anything hitting the water? It's too quiet?

53:36 Live Yep.

53:37 Adam And the next thing is, it's always obviously body temperature, and it's hugging just the contour of the toilet, defying gravity, going into the pants. You never feel it. I want to invent a little flap that hangs down there much like a mud flap. Steve Yeager used to wear one of these things, the Dodger Great Catcher. He got hit in the Adam's Apple with a pitch or two, too many. So he invented this thing. It looked like a plastic shoe horn. It hung from the bottom of his catcher's face mask and protected his neck. They all have that now. I would like to see something hanging from the front of this toilet.

54:10 Live Isn't there a website you can go on where you can patent that? Like right now you can sort of do it.

54:14 Adam Oh really?

54:14 Live Yeah.

54:15 Adam I got to look into this.

54:16 Drew The thing is though, Mr. Corolla, for most males, the dork sort of hangs long enough that it hangs down towards the water.

54:25 Adam And that's why I hesitated to tell the story on the air. But once in a while, it's in its sort of turtle phase and it's not getting the kind of dangle that you would enjoy. Do you know what I mean? It's not always that way.

54:39 Drew It's cold. Whatever it was, straight out, straight through the crack, right into the pants.

54:45 Adam Very frustrating. Ashley?

54:48 Caller Yeah.

54:48 Adam You're 13?

54:49 Caller Yeah.

54:49 Adam What's up?

54:52 Caller I had liked this guy for like four weeks and I had been telling my best friend about this the entire time.

54:59 Drew Wait, you liked him for four weeks?

55:01 Caller Yeah. I've liked him for four weeks.

55:03 Drew This is somebody in your school, your age?

55:05 Caller Yeah. He's 13 too. He's 14, one or the other. I had been telling my best friend Stephanie about everything that would be going on, like how I liked him and stuff. And he had a girlfriend the second day of school. And they had just broke up. And I had told my friend that. And I'm like, I'm going to try and see if he'll go out with me. Because he set me up with his best friend. And it was really weird.

55:29 Adam He did?

55:30 Caller Yeah.

55:31 Caller The guy that I liked set me up with his best friend.

55:33 Drew When he had a girlfriend?

55:34 Caller Yeah.

55:35 Drew That's sometimes a move of interest. You know what I'm saying?

55:37 Caller Yeah.

55:38 Drew Adam, you know what I'm saying? Usually it's a bad sign.

55:40 Adam But it can mean something. It's an interesting move, yeah.

55:44 Caller Yeah, because I thought he liked me because he was always flirty, too. And my best friend told me all of a sudden she liked him.

55:52 Adam Is that bitch Stephanie?

55:54 Caller Yeah.

55:55 Caller She liked him longer than I have.

56:00 Caller She liked him longer than I have.

56:02 Caller And all of a sudden he has an interest in her. And he asks her out. Now they're going out. And like I was mad at her.

56:10 Adam Right.

56:10 Caller And like now like she was like crying because I was mad at her. And I just don't know what to do.

56:19 Adam Well, here's the thing. We get into this from time to time.

56:23 Drew I can't. I'm thinking about the World Trade Center.

56:26 Adam I know. But let's prioritize for a second here, Drew. There's a 13 year old who doesn't have a date. Usually, and I think we've all done this when we were younger. And we knew people that did this, which is we know the reality is that if he was really into Ashley, that's who he'd be seeing. He would see Ashley. But that's a hard thing. That's a bitter pill to swallow at 13. And it's much easier to say this. Stephanie swooped in, took my guy. We had a thing that was going to happen. If it were not for Stephanie, things would have worked out. But he set you up with his friend and he must have known how you felt. I mean, he knew.

57:03 Caller He knows how I feel right now.

57:04 Adam Well, my point is, is if he was into you, he would have let you know that.

57:10 Drew He would have gone for it when he was still available.

57:13 Adam I mean, this is not a good thing for your friend to do. But it's not like she interrupted your relationship with him.

57:22 Drew It probably wasn't going to happen. There is a little sort of emotional flexibility that goes on between like 10 and 14. What forms attractions and all that is sort of getting going.

57:32 Adam Not too much though. Ashley, I don't think he was into you.

57:37 Drew As much, as much, right?

57:40 Adam Right. I mean, you have a sense of that, don't you?

57:42 Caller Oh yeah, because I'm not really his type.

57:46 Drew All right, there you go.

57:47 Caller He's like, I wrote him a letter and I'm like, I like you a lot. And he's like, well, you're short and you're gothic and you do drugs and stuff and that's why he doesn't like me.

58:01 Drew Well, there you go.

58:02 Caller That's it.

58:04 Drew Well, he spelled it out for you.

58:06 Caller He says he still wants to be my friend.

58:08 Drew Yeah, but actually he spelled it out for you. He made it absolutely clear. If you'd like to change those aspects of yourself, which it sounds like would not be such a bad idea to change.

58:16 Adam I'm all right with the goth and the drugs, but I'd like to see you taller. Can we focus on that?

58:21 Caller Yeah, well, I'm like four, eight.

58:23 Adam That's what I'm talking about. Now, those drugs will probably make you taller, right, Drew?

58:28 Drew No, I make you stay small.

58:30 Adam Hey, Ashley?

58:31 Drew Yeah.

58:31 Adam Well, maybe this is a good time to re-evaluate the drugs and the goth scene, you know? You know what I mean?

58:37 Caller Yeah.

58:38 Drew It's not working for you. It's hurting you.

58:41 Adam Okay. All right. Now, you can be mad at your friend Stephanie for being your friend and taking this guy, but don't accuse her, don't look at it in your mind as I would have been with him had Stephanie not swooped in.

58:55 Drew Because he's made it completely clear to the contrary. All right.

58:59 Adam But here's the other news. This happens all the time. Not everyone's interested in everyone. There are guys out there that are interested in you and your job is to find that guy or that guy's job is to find you.

59:10 Drew That's right.

59:12 Adam All right? Yeah. All right. I don't know. Maybe it's tough. It's old hat for us. I realize I'm amazed that anybody ever likes me after the countless people that don't like me. You know what I mean? I mean, women.

59:27 Caller Oh, yes.

59:28 Adam Oh, I know what you mean. You know what I mean?

59:29 Caller Oh, yeah.

59:31 Adam But here's the thing. When you're young, I think all you have is like your parents and your friends and your grandparents. They're telling you how cute you are. They're telling you how you'd be a great catch for anybody and all that kind of nonsense. The reality is, maybe you're not. I think when it starts to come in around 13, 14, 15, that maybe everyone's not into you. That's a pretty bitter pill to swallow. But as you get older, you get a little perspective and you realize, all right, I don't get everybody. I get a couple of people. If I start a band, I get more people.

1:00:03 Live You start to recognize some of the signs that you don't get when you're younger. She's like, the way that she just glanced was like, wow, I think she might dig me or you get that sense of things.

1:00:14 Drew Now, let's be real here, Adam. You felt like crap starting at 12.

1:00:18 Adam I felt like-

1:00:19 Drew You didn't actually have that feeling that everyone would be into you.

1:00:21 Adam Oh, did I? No.

1:00:23 Drew You knew other people had that.

1:00:24 Adam I was shooting for 5 percent. Yeah, right. Was disappointed when I found out the actual number was into the decimals. But yeah, and now we're all experts and we're all retired, so we can do no good. Although we should talk to your wife about coming out of retirement. I mean, think about what you know now, Drew, about women. Think about how easy it would be. Think how easy it would be for you. Do you know what I mean?

1:00:50 Drew Life would have been a lot easier if I had been born at 40. Too bad I had no will to live now.

1:00:54 Adam Think about how hard you're working in your mid-20s, wearing your stethoscope around out on Friday nights, so chicks knew. Having your friends page you and say that was the hospital. Meanwhile, the guys at the Red Onion at a phone booth calling you, right? Let's talk to Andrew, who's 18. Andrew?

1:01:16 Caller Yeah, hey.

1:01:16 Adam Yeah, hey. What's up?

1:01:18 Caller Is Ed still there?

1:01:19 Adam Yeah.

1:01:19 Live Yeah.

1:01:20 Caller Hey, I like your music, man.

1:01:22 Live Thank you.

1:01:22 Caller You know, pretty good stuff to listen to. Well, anyway, about a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend got an abortion, but I didn't know about it. And, you know, well, first of all, of course, I would have been against it if she told me anyway. But I want to know if, you know, there's any risk that she has right now. Maybe if it was done wrong, or maybe a depression she could get into.

1:01:43 Drew Well, did she have it done by a professional? I mean, she had it done at an abortion clinic, right?

1:01:48 Caller Yeah.

1:01:49 Drew And she had a surgical abortion?

1:01:51 Caller See, that's the thing I'm not sure, is because this happened a long time ago. She told me that she was pregnant.

1:01:57 Drew Hold on a second, Andrew, you're very concutely. You have to stay focused here.

1:02:00 Adam Wait, wait, surgical is opposed to a chemical.

1:02:03 Drew Yeah, they can do these, you know, they can take the abortion pills now. And this happened when?

1:02:09 Caller Approximately three weeks ago.

1:02:11 Drew Three weeks ago, she had an abortion. And you don't know whether it was surgical or medication.

1:02:16 Caller I'm not sure, but maybe you can help me out. She was about two and a half months.

1:02:19 Drew And it can be either way still. Now, she seems fine now, right? Okay, if she would have had infection or bleeding or those sorts of complications, that would have happened by now. The mood disturbances, certainly that is still somewhat of a risk, and she may not be telling you really about how she's feeling. I was thinking the other day, I've yet to talk to a woman who has given me her history, and I don't care how old she is, when it comes to the point that she's the least, you know how many times you've been pregnant, I haven't had it three times. How many children do you have? One. Would that be the two? I mean, you get this huge reaction. They like don't want to talk about it. I had two abortions. I was all screwed up about it still 20 years later.

1:03:02 Adam Right.

1:03:02 Drew I mean, women, you don't really prepare women for, I don't know what it is, whether or not it's a psychological effect of some aspect of themselves as a woman or whether there really is some biological mechanisms that makes them feel that disconnection from something they're biologically connected to. Whatever it is, it's a very profound effect that women need to be prepared for.

1:03:21 Adam I think you have to sort of, I think there's a mechanism in all human beings when we've been talking about the disaster and everything. You talk to these ambulance drivers, these firemen, and they're able to disconnect from their environment.

1:03:37 Drew To do their job.

1:03:38 Adam To do their job in a way. And if your job, I mean, if you want to get an abortion, you better be able to sort of disconnect.

1:03:44 Drew Yeah.

1:03:45 Adam Otherwise, you're going to have a nervous breakdown.

1:03:47 Drew If you start thinking about the reality of it.

1:03:50 Adam Right. And also, I think that we have fed women a lot of crap where you're kind of like a man. We've tried to turn them into men, and you can have sex, and you can have fun. And they're not like men. I mean, they have emotions that run deeper.

1:04:05 Drew They're different.

1:04:06 Adam And I think a lot of women try to convince themselves that they would not have some of the feelings that they have, and they do have them.

1:04:12 Drew Exactly. And so, and then some truly get depressions that again can be precipitated by these tremendous biological changes that women go through from the state of being pregnant to not pregnant. It's a tremendous change, and that lets them down biologically quite literally, and you have to watch out for that.

1:04:27 Adam All right, but she's all right physically, and Andrew, you need to not give her a hard time about not telling you right now.

1:04:34 Drew No, yeah.

1:04:35 Adam Back off on that. And just support her.

1:04:37 Drew And that's why he's calling. He wants to know.

1:04:39 Adam Right.

1:04:40 Drew Put one on hold, please. Line one, on hold.

1:04:42 Adam Thank you.

1:04:43 Caller All right.

1:04:44 Adam I don't think they're doing that.

1:04:45 Drew Here's the new rule.

1:04:46 Adam What?

1:04:47 Drew Don't start writing the call up on the board so you can put them on hold.

1:04:51 Adam Okay. Yellin the daemon over there? Nicole?

1:04:55 Caller Yeah.

1:04:56 Adam Drew, you turn into a major asshole since you started doing this show. You were so nice before you met me.

1:05:01 Drew Before I met you.

1:05:01 Adam Yeah.

1:05:02 Drew That's the first time I started doing this show since I met you.

1:05:03 Adam Now you're worse than I am.

1:05:05 Drew Asshole.

1:05:05 Adam Thank you. You guys should have heard Drew before he met me. He was a good guy. Now he's complaining about everything. Nicole? You're 21? What's up?

1:05:16 Caller I just explained everything to that other guy.

1:05:19 Caller Oh, forget it.

1:05:20 Adam Well, you shot your one.

1:05:21 Caller I am a dancer. And I am with a guy I've been dating for about three and a half months, but we've known each other for 10 years. And he kind of gave me a reality check about my job, so I put in my 30-day notice last month, and I'm moving out the end of this month to go back to school.

1:05:38 Drew How old is he?

1:05:39 Caller He's 21.

1:05:41 Drew So you both know each other since you were 11? And what was the reality check he gave you?

1:05:45 Caller Well, just since we've dated, he kind of, in a way, gave me an ultimatum, like, you quit dancing or we're done.

1:05:53 Adam But hold on, you got to give a 30-day notice at Thirsty McFungbacks? Oh, at your apartment?

1:06:01 Caller At my apartment, yeah. I gave a 30-day notice so I could move out.

1:06:06 Adam I thought you were quitting your job.

1:06:09 Caller I am. I'm quitting dancing. I'm moving home to go back to school.

1:06:13 Adam Okay, so you said he gave you a reality check about your job, so you gave a 30-day notice. In my apartment. In my apartment. Talking about.

1:06:19 Caller To move out.

1:06:19 Adam Okay.

1:06:21 Caller To change my life, I guess.

1:06:23 Adam You dance at a topless place or a full nude?

1:06:25 Caller No, it's a full nude bar.

1:06:26 Adam No. You stinking whore. That wasn't me.

1:06:29 Caller Thanks.

1:06:29 Adam That wasn't me. Go ahead.

1:06:31 Caller That wasn't very nice.

1:06:31 Adam That wasn't me.

1:06:33 Caller So anyway, I leave my work there and I don't bring my personal life to work, vice versa. And it seems like whenever he's over here, he knows what I'm going to be doing, you know, in the next few weeks, well three weeks now. But he's always getting into it with me about my job and putting me down. And I've talked to him and I've told him it hurts my feelings. And I don't, I respect the fact of how he feels and what he says to me. But I just want to know, you know, of something I could say to him to make him realize that I am, you know, being beneficial for myself. And I'm doing this for me, but also to benefit our relationship.

1:07:14 Drew Um, doing what?

1:07:15 Adam Do, quitting the stripper job and...

1:07:17 Caller I'm changing, basically, I'm...

1:07:19 Adam Well, what's he putting you down? How's he putting you down?

1:07:23 Caller Well, just, you know, just saying, oh, you know, how do you like it? You know, or how do you think I feel when you're at work bending over for money in front of people, you know, just little things like that. And it's, you know, I don't think about it, you know, I go there and make my money and I come home.

1:07:37 Drew Yeah, but that's the problem. You don't think about the consequence and the emotional reality of what you're doing. We were talking earlier about ambulance drivers, you know, disconnecting. It does have a price, and it is a, it may work for you emotionally, but those emotional.

1:07:52 Caller No, it doesn't. I mean, I feel like I'm pulling my hair, you know, my hair to be dragging myself out the front door. I hate my job.

1:07:58 Drew All right, well, he hates it, too, and he's just expressing that to you.

1:08:01 Adam Yeah, but wait a second, he's picking on her, and he knew what you did, correct?

1:08:05 Drew Yeah, that's the part I don't like.

1:08:06 Caller When I was 18, I've been doing it for three and a half years.

1:08:08 Drew What I don't like is that he takes it upon himself to change you. That's the part that's out of line.

1:08:14 Adam He met you while you were doing this. I mean, you began your relationship while you were doing this, right?

1:08:20 Caller I told him at first and he said, the more we hung out, the more he started to care and the more it started to bother him.

1:08:26 Adam All right.

1:08:26 Caller He used to come in and visit and drink with me on Friday nights and stuff.

1:08:31 Adam He sold those $18 mini bottles of champagne?

1:08:35 Caller No. It was just like full bar for red wine.

1:08:38 Adam All right. Well, look. He's... Okay. How old is he?

1:08:43 Caller 21.

1:08:43 Adam Yeah. He's got energy.

1:08:44 Caller He's like a couple months older than me.

1:08:46 Adam At 21, you've got a lot of energy as a guy. And you cannot hang with this.

1:08:51 Drew Yeah. I mean, if you need to make a change, you need to make change for yourself. That's right.

1:08:55 Caller Well, but I'm just saying he helped me with that reality check to get out.

1:08:58 Adam All right. Well, that's what you're doing, right?

1:08:59 Live It sounds like you both want the same thing.

1:09:01 Caller But the thing that bothers me is he realizes I'm making these changes but still reams me.

1:09:06 Adam Well, how many more weeks of stripping do you have ahead of you?

1:09:10 Caller Three.

1:09:11 Drew Well, here's the deal.

1:09:14 Caller I need money to move out, to move out to get started at my parents with bills and-

1:09:19 Drew All right. The fact, though, that you've chosen this line of work suggests that you have issues with men. Let's just sort of put it that way. And the kind of guy that you're going to be attracted to is someone that's probably going to be abusive, frankly. And this is not surprising that this guy, the guy you would be attracted to, would engage in this sort of demeaning behaviors, in my opinion. So that's just what you go for.

1:09:41 Adam So Nicole, try not to dance with him.

1:09:43 Drew No.

1:09:43 Adam Tell him you're getting out of this.

1:09:46 Drew Set limits, boundaries.

1:09:47 Adam And tell him that you feel like he's picking on you, and don't engage him. I mean, don't get into it with him. I think he wants to get into it.

1:09:54 Caller I never say anything. I leave it there, and then we'll go out back and have a couple drinks, and then he starts opening up about just the same thing over and over and over.

1:10:04 Drew He's not opening up. He's on drugs now. He's on alcohol, and he's starting to just get loose.

1:10:09 Adam Oh, Drew, please. Stop knocking alcohol. It's my mistress. Please.

1:10:15 Drew But you know, he wouldn't be doing that on pot.

1:10:21 Adam No. I'm going to make a note to abuse you when I'm drunk tomorrow, but right now, I got to mellow out. All right. 21-year-old guys. I don't think anyone should date 21-year-old guys. Think of all the energy.

1:10:34 Drew Yeah, we agreed with that last week.

1:10:35 Adam I was even miserable as a 21-year-old guy dating somebody. I felt that I had too much energy, too much testosterone, you cared too much. I mean, you ruin your own life as a guy in his early 20s dating.

1:10:51 Drew You're right. We should be giving estrogen vitamins to all males.

1:10:53 Adam I should have, yeah.

1:10:55 Drew All men need estrogen.

1:10:56 Adam Yeah, just a temporary gender reassignment or something.

1:10:59 Drew Just for a few years.

1:10:59 Live All the guys prior to 25.

1:11:02 Drew Yeah, and let it turn back on after that.

1:11:04 Adam Yeah, because it's like...

1:11:05 Live Once you know something.

1:11:07 Adam Remember this feeling? You're like 21, 22 years old. You're over at your girlfriend's house and she went out for a couple hours. And for some reason, you were just left alone in her condo or a park or something like that. You sit around, you watch TV for about 20 minutes and then it's like, I wonder if she's got a yearbook or something. You know, open the closet and there's the photo album. Open the photo album, there's her arm around a guy at the prom.

1:11:31 Drew And you're freaked.

1:11:32 Adam Oh, I bet you did him that night, didn't you, honey? Yeah, you two all coked up. You probably gave him a nice BJ, didn't you? You probably did the coke right off his dick. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, you did. Oh yeah. And then you get all worked up, but you realize you're doing something wrong. You hear the car pull up the driveway, so you slam a shit, you put everything away. Now you're just sitting there watching TV. She's like, what do you want for dinner? You're like, you cocore. You're thinking yourself. But you answer, pizza. But somehow you're going to get into it, it ain't going to take long. Somehow you're going to go for what you want for dinner, to who you were blown before you met me. And somehow I'm going to feather into that conversation, because I've got some energy going, man. Now you don't care, right? Girl, your wife could come home, a broken off penis could be stuck in her ass. With like a trail of blood, you'd be like, hey, you didn't get that on the seat of the Explorer, did you? All right, because, geez, I'm going to have to wipe that down. The goddamn TiVo is on the fritz, you know? All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:12:49 Caller Hello, this is Loveline.

1:12:51 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:13:17 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. Ed Kowalczyk is here from Live. Five is the name of the CD out September 18th. You can log on to www.friendsoflive.com, and you will find all the tour dates, schedules, and all that stuff from Live. And we're going to hear something off the new CD. I think we'll take one call, and then we'll hear something off the new CD. Let's talk to Dan, who's 25. Dan?

1:13:49 Caller Hey, Adam.

1:13:49 Adam Hey.

1:13:50 Caller Dr. Drew?

1:13:51 Drew Dan?

1:13:51 Caller You guys are radio guides. I know, Adam, you are literally a millionaire.

1:13:54 Adam Literally, yeah, literally.

1:13:56 Caller I wanted to add that in there. But, Ed, you have awesome music.

1:13:59 Live Thank you.

1:14:00 Caller Yeah, you're welcome. Secret Samadhi is my favorite album, by the way.

1:14:02 Live Oh, cool, cool.

1:14:03 Caller And I think that video with the large should be the surreal anthem for a positive note for what's going on in the world.

1:14:09 Live I agree.

1:14:10 Drew I thought tonight's show was going to feel, like, not right, but it feels like a relief to talk about Loveline stuff.

1:14:17 Caller But anyway, Dr. Drew, I have a serious question for you.

1:14:20 Drew Yeah.

1:14:21 Caller I have a friend, he's a college student, you know, he's pretty responsible and stuff. Dad was a little bit in the little, a little bit of partying and, you know, marijuana, what have you, and he's not an IV drug user. But my question is, he wants to donate blood, right?

1:14:37 Drew You have to be a little clear with me, there's quite a fair distance between somebody that parties a little bit and someone who's an IV drug user.

1:14:43 Caller Well, he's not, well yeah, well I just wanted to say that to clarify that in case he wanted to like reference to that point to where it was safe for anyone that, you know, donates blood and uses drugs.

1:14:52 Drew I see, so the fact that he's not using a needle would make him safe for blood donation. Okay.

1:14:57 Caller Yeah, would the recipient be safe for it if there was no choice but to use his blood?

1:15:02 Drew If he'd been using drugs recently?

1:15:05 Caller Yeah, like the last two or three days, or...

1:15:07 Drew Depends what drugs, if it's...

1:15:09 Caller Oh, like, you know, like maybe marijuana, maybe man, or coke. Like, let's say he did some like yesterday and he wanted to go in tomorrow.

1:15:16 Drew No, that's no good. That's no good.

1:15:18 Caller How long would that person have to wait? Up to a month?

1:15:20 Drew I would think a couple weeks, but again, I'd have to check with Red Cross about that, but I personally would want at least a couple weeks.

1:15:25 Adam Oh, well, isn't coke out of your blood system pretty fast?

1:15:31 Drew Phetamines could be up to three, four, five days even.

1:15:35 Adam Wouldn't that just be a little high octane blood worked in with your boring blood?

1:15:40 Drew If you had nothing else going.

1:15:41 Adam A little gas additive. You just dump a quart in the tank. It mixes in with the other gas.

1:15:46 Drew Dan is asking a philosophical question. If we really were short of blood, wouldn't it be okay to use it?

1:15:51 Adam We'll take the Hesher blood in a pinch.

1:15:53 Caller Adam's on my wavelength about this.

1:15:55 Adam That'd be funny though. You take it and it's like, all of a sudden you want to go longboarding. You've never. I want to get a corndog and do some longboarding and blow work off today. You've never missed a day of work.

1:16:08 Caller So two weeks is the norm to wait.

1:16:09 Drew Well, I don't know what the official...

1:16:10 Adam Doesn't... Would POTS would be in your blood stream longer?

1:16:15 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:16:16 Adam So I mean, POTS would be the longest, right?

1:16:18 Caller Yeah, but he wouldn't be stoned, let's say. You know, I mean, he wouldn't have... Like, let's say he did get the blood donation.

1:16:23 Drew Wouldn't be high level, you're saying.

1:16:25 Caller Yeah, and he got tested for drugs or whatever, you know, just out of the blue or whatever, like if he was going about his business.

1:16:30 Drew That could be up to two weeks in his blood. But anyway...

1:16:33 Adam All right, listen, they don't ask that many questions about that.

1:16:36 Drew I don't think so.

1:16:37 Adam They don't. They want to know if you're an IV...

1:16:41 Live Yeah, I've been recently......perister had tattoos. Right.

1:16:44 Adam That's right...

1:16:45 Drew .virus and all.

1:16:46 Adam Yeah, so go ahead. And what about that? I mean, what if a guy was really baked and he just did a bong load in the waiting room kind of thing?

1:16:54 Drew It may not make a big difference.

1:16:55 Adam It took a quart of his blood.

1:16:56 Drew I don't know.

1:16:57 Adam And would it sit in his blood? Would that blood remain unchanged? You know what I mean? If they put it in a freezer for five years would it come out with the same...? Yeah, would it not metabolize? Well, there's nothing to really filter it, is there? I mean, it's not moving through.

1:17:09 Drew No.

1:17:10 Adam What do you have? Like seven quarts in you?

1:17:13 Drew More than that. Quite a bit more than that.

1:17:14 Adam Quite a bit more? Why did I always hear that?

1:17:17 Drew Eleven.

1:17:18 Adam Oh, wait a minute, I'm thinking of my car. Eleven quarts, you think?

1:17:22 Drew I'm going to have to look that up. I think eleven.

1:17:24 Adam Man, I thought it was the last one. No, it's more than that. Is that with ringing all of your organs, or just actual?

1:17:30 Drew Circulating.

1:17:31 Adam Circulating blood. All right, let's... Hey, does a 250-pound guy have two more quarts than a 150-pound guy?

1:17:40 Drew I think it's considered a 70-kilogram man. And it's not my quarts. It's strange measurements. I mean, it's pints, really, we're talking about here.

1:17:48 Adam Oh, yeah, when I keep saying quarts, yeah, I mean pints. Yeah, all right. I'm not a doctor, by the way. Yeah, how many 40s?

1:17:55 Live How many 40s of blood?

1:17:57 Adam All right, we're going to hear something from the new live CD, which is out September 18th. And this one is called Simple Creed. There you go. Another good one from live, off of Five. New CD out September 18th. Drew?

1:21:36 Drew Yep.

1:21:36 Adam You all right there?

1:21:37 Drew Yep.

1:21:38 Adam Drew's got the dictionary out, but can find no answer to his question. Joey?

1:21:43 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43 Adam You're 18?

1:21:44 Caller Yeah. I had a question for Ed really quick. But first what I want to say is, Adam, you're a great man and a great comedian. I watched The Man Show tonight. It was pretty good.

1:21:54 Adam Fantastic. Thank you.

1:21:56 Caller Dr. Drew, very, very smart man. And Ed, your passion for music, it just impresses me.

1:22:03 Live Thank you.

1:22:04 Caller Yes. And I had a question for you. Now, well, first I want to say, I saw you guys about a year ago in Cincinnati. You played with Counting Crows and a band, I think they're called Galactica.

1:22:17 Live Yeah, Galactic.

1:22:18 Caller Galactic, I'm sorry. Yeah. But I was going to say it was a great show.

1:22:21 Live Thank you.

1:22:21 Caller Yeah. I had a question. How did you get the name for the CD Throwing Copper?

1:22:27 Live Well, as most of our records go, I'm terrible at naming them, and so we always end up in the 11th hour and have to name it right away or else the record gets bumped. So Throwing Copper was no different, and we were into this goofy juvenile phase. Actually, we were not juveniles at the time, we were 23, but we had BB guns backstage. We had sent the tour manager out. We were really bored and we were shooting stuff backstage cans and mirrors and causing all kinds of damage. And our manager walked in and said, Hey, why don't you guys put the BB guns down and name the album. And we said, well, we're just back here throwing copper around, throwing some copper around, just kind of being funny. Oh, okay. That's pretty good. You know, a real deep name.

1:23:13 Adam I would have thought I was pitching pennies or something.

1:23:16 Live Pennies?

1:23:17 Adam You know, it's one of these things, though, that's a little ambiguous, but sounds important. Right.

1:23:22 Live Exactly.

1:23:23 Adam It just sounds like it could almost catch on. Like, where you guys are sitting around throwing copper, I'm busting my ass up here. It just sounds like, I don't know, it could mean goofing off or shooting the ass or, and it's good.

1:23:37 Live Some weird alchemical thing or something.

1:23:39 Adam Yeah.

1:23:40 Caller Well, I just want to say like all your songs, like if you, I read in the lyrics, and they're all like so incredibly deep.

1:23:46 Adam Well, they're mostly about BB guns.

1:23:48 Caller Yeah. Well, like me and my firm were driving through Minnesota, and we would just like interpret your songs, and like give different perspectives on what we thought different stuff meant.

1:23:55 Live That's cool, man. That's cool.

1:23:57 Caller Like from one of the songs on Distance to Here, Dolphin's Cry, when the phoenix rises up from the ground, what did you mean by that exactly?

1:24:09 Live Well, that's an old myth.

1:24:10 Adam He coined that phrase about 2000 years ago.

1:24:13 Live Yeah, that's original right out of the mind of Ed. No, that's a, well, the song, you know, the whole thing is about coming, sort of a new beginning, and that's an ancient myth about the, you know, the phoenix bird coming out of the ashes of its own, you know, demise or whatever, and, you know, it's like all that.

1:24:31 Adam Nice, though, you get credit for that.

1:24:35 Live Yeah, maybe I did. Maybe it is a reincarnation thing. Maybe it was my story. I don't know.

1:24:40 Adam Hey, thanks for the question there, Joey. We're going to take a break. Ed is had to leave because he's got to get up early for a while. Well, I wasn't informed that you had to leave.

1:24:51 Live I got to go to, I think I got to fly and apparently you got to get there early.

1:24:55 Drew Three hours early.

1:24:56 Live Three hours.

1:24:57 Adam Good luck. Is it really three hours early?

1:25:00 Drew You know, what they're advising, I don't know what that means or why, but we won't know until any of us fly.

1:25:05 Adam But remember, couldn't we send some stooge out to experiment for us, so that's important people that have to get there?

1:25:11 Live Three just sounds ridiculous. I mean, three is just crazy.

1:25:14 Drew What is it you're slogging through for two hours?

1:25:17 Adam That's the question.

1:25:18 Live Well, I guess the whole idea of you can't park at the airport, you have to be shuttled in or whatever.

1:25:22 Drew Or is it that they're going to go through every suitcase and so the ticket, that check-in line for the luggage is going to be an hour, and then the security is going to be an hour?

1:25:31 Adam But here's the thing too, they always talked about international flights going in there a couple of hours early. We always ignore that one, didn't we? I mean, you're flying to Canada, you don't show up two hours early, you show up 35, 40 minutes early if you're not checking on a whole bunch of stuff. I suggest you do the same thing tomorrow.

1:25:48 Live You know what? I think I might.

1:25:49 Adam All right. Thanks for coming in. It was nice having you on the show.

1:25:54 Live My pleasure.

1:25:55 Adam When you go home tonight, I want you to look out your balcony and find my house.

1:25:58 Live I'll send you some Morse code for whatever.

1:26:02 Adam I'm going to put a candle in the window.

1:26:03 Live And an invite for a big old hoopla.

1:26:06 Adam Thank you. All right. We'll take a break and we'll be back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Ed Kowalczyk has left the building from live. I'd never met him before, but seemed like a very nice guy.

1:26:44 Caller Very much.

1:26:45 Adam Well, I actually was a very nice guy. I really got, has a good energy, good vibe about him.

1:26:51 Caller You know what I'm talking about?

1:26:53 Adam Just seemed comfortable in his own skin, which is always nice because people that are uncomfortable in their skin make you uncomfortable in your skin. It becomes part of their mission.

1:27:05 Drew Yeah.

1:27:06 Adam I don't know why that is.

1:27:07 Drew There was another, who do we have here from a successful band that had been around for a long time? We had a similar vibe about, remember this?

1:27:14 Adam Yeah, that was Ike Turner.

1:27:16 Drew Stone Temple Pilots, yeah.

1:27:18 Adam Oh, Scott Weiland?

1:27:19 Drew No, Scott wasn't here that night. Remember, it was the other two guys. Oh, yeah. And we had the same kind of vibe from them. Scott was here too that night?

1:27:26 Adam Yeah.

1:27:26 Caller That's right, he came late.

1:27:29 Adam Well, here's the thing I've learned from doing this show. You would think that you would, people's attitude would go, would have a direct correlation with the amount of records they've sold.

1:27:41 Drew Right.

1:27:42 Adam The ones who've sold the most records would be the biggest a-holes, because they could be. And the ones that sold the least records would be the coolest. But I've found it was the inverse, oftentimes. That the folks that have had some success, the guys you know, the songs you've heard, the albums that have been sold, and the platinum albums, those guys are pretty cool most of the time.

1:28:01 Drew Especially the ones that stay around for a long time.

1:28:03 Adam Yeah. So I guess there's a reason. And they're happy, Mike.

1:28:07 Caller Yes.

1:28:08 Adam You're 18, what's up?

1:28:11 Caller I've kind of slept with my roommate's girlfriend. And I really don't know how I should break it to them.

1:28:17 Drew Why would you?

1:28:19 Caller Well, I mean, I wake up every day to them, and it's starting to get a little bit hard to bear with.

1:28:26 Drew This is why I don't believe this guy.

1:28:27 Adam Yeah, I don't either.

1:28:27 Drew There's no motivation here.

1:28:29 Adam Yeah. What's in it for you beside a black eye?

1:28:33 Caller A black eye, and I got to sleep across the room with him, and I'm not sure what he would do to me.

1:28:39 Adam Well, that's my point. You think he's going to find out?

1:28:43 Caller Well, I don't know. I mean, people on the floor know about it, and some of them might tell him.

1:28:52 Adam When you say on your floor, you mean people are just standing on the ground or?

1:28:55 Caller No, I mean, I'm in the dorm.

1:28:57 Drew Or the people that are listening to the radio blaring right now that you have going in the background. Another vote against this being a real call.

1:29:04 Adam Sorry, Mike, we're not buying it. But it's a good try. And if it is a true call, don't tell him.

1:29:12 Drew Well, you know, he needs to break up with that girlfriend. If you want to support him, get him to do that.

1:29:19 Adam Right, but don't tell him.

1:29:21 Drew The fact that you were the a-hole that perpetrated the disaster, I'm not so sure you get much out of that.

1:29:26 Adam Maria?

1:29:27 Caller Yeah.

1:29:27 Adam You're 16?

1:29:28 Caller Yeah.

1:29:29 Adam What's up?

1:29:30 Caller About a week ago, me and my wife and friend, we had sex and it was the first time for us. And yeah, I was drinking and I was smoking.

1:29:40 Drew Was that the first time for you ever?

1:29:42 Caller No. And well, we were having sex at his house and nobody was there and I told him to stop. And he didn't. And I pushed him on his arm and he didn't still.

1:29:54 Adam Why did you want him to stop?

1:29:55 Caller I don't know, I just got this feeling that I just needed to stop.

1:29:59 Drew How long did he not stop for?

1:30:01 Caller For like five minutes.

1:30:03 Adam And were, but he was in you already, right?

1:30:07 Caller Yeah.

1:30:07 Drew When you asked him to stop.

1:30:08 Caller Yeah.

1:30:09 Adam And did you, did he hold your hands down or anything?

1:30:13 Caller No, no, I just pushed on him and I was, I don't know, I just got really scared and so I just kind of laid there and I, I don't know, but I broke out with him and I just got really scared. Now, I'm even afraid to talk to him.

1:30:26 Adam Why, what, what scared you so much?

1:30:29 Caller I don't know, like a year and a half ago, I was left in.

1:30:34 Drew Right, there we go.

1:30:36 Adam That's what we're looking for.

1:30:37 Drew So you've been a victim before, I bet you're even a victim before that.

1:30:41 Caller Yeah.

1:30:42 Adam So now, the question is, is this guy a victimizer? Or did he just get, or did he just, or did you sort of make him a victimizer?

1:30:52 Drew Do you understand that differentiation? Did he really didn't understand what he was, the impact he was having, and you didn't communicate that to him?

1:31:00 Caller I don't think he knew what, like he was doing anything wrong.

1:31:04 Adam Do you think he's a bad guy?

1:31:05 Caller No, I just think, you know, I don't even know what to think right now.

1:31:08 Adam Well, I think you're, he's probably a good guy.

1:31:13 Drew Yeah.

1:31:14 Adam I mean, look, I don't want to defend the guy too much, but you wanted to get away from this guy. I think you were looking for an excuse to break up with this guy.

1:31:24 Drew Yeah. That's what I think too.

1:31:25 Adam And the reason, I mean, this is just what I've learned from, you know, living on this planet for 37 years. Well, that's hard to count the first five years. I didn't really know that much about the human condition, females, rape and that kind of stuff. But I suspect, and I think Drew does, that he's a nice guy and you can't tolerate that and you're looking to get out of this.

1:31:49 Caller Yeah. See, I haven't really been good with relationships. Right.

1:31:51 Drew Of course, you were abused.

1:31:52 Adam Because of what's happened to you in the past.

1:31:55 Drew And I would expect you'd pick guys that were perpetrators or experienced guys that weren't as perpetrators, as abusive to you.

1:32:03 Adam How old is this guy?

1:32:05 Caller He's 18.

1:32:06 Adam Is he a decent guy?

1:32:08 Caller Yeah.

1:32:09 Adam Has he ever done anything beside this to you?

1:32:11 Caller No. No.

1:32:14 Adam You went out and you can't explain why.

1:32:16 Drew But that's okay at 16. She needs to be out of a relationship with someone.

1:32:19 Adam So those are all those old feelings. Have you gotten any therapy?

1:32:23 Caller I had therapy for about maybe seven or eight months altogether.

1:32:28 Drew Get back to it. Get back at it. It's really hard to assess this situation. He may have been. He may be a perpetrator sometime. We can't tell. He may be a not-so-good guy. He may have ignored her asking him to stop.

1:32:41 Adam I think she just wants out.

1:32:43 Drew I think that's a reasonable theory, but we don't know, because the radar is bad. We can't tell what's going on.

1:32:47 Adam Lexi?

1:32:49 Caller Yes. Yes.

1:32:50 Adam You think about donating an egg?

1:32:54 Caller Yes, I was thinking about egg donation. I was just contemplating it. All right.

1:33:00 Drew Well, it's a...

1:33:01 Caller I guess my question is for Dr. Drew.

1:33:03 Caller I found a lot of information on the positive and the good and the pros of it all, but I've been having trouble finding anything about the negative side or the cons to it or...

1:33:14 Drew Well, it's a procedure and it has potential complications, so they're very rare. And it's various ways of hyper-stimulating an ovary and then sucking the eggs out once there are multiple eggs, egg follicles on the ovary. And we really don't know the long-term effects, whether it would increase the risk of ovarian cancer or any other premature ovarian failure or other things that might be significant to you. We don't know, so the negatives really aren't known yet.

1:33:38 Adam Alright, we're running late, but Lexi, did you just want to give it up or is there someone you have in mind to give it to?

1:33:45 Caller No, I have no one in mind.

1:33:46 Adam And you don't want to sell it?

1:33:49 Caller Well, I mean, depending on the clinic you go to, I think there is some monetary...

1:33:56 Adam Okay, so you're looking to sell an egg?

1:33:58 Caller Yeah.

1:33:59 Adam Okay. Well, she said donate and I just want to make sure everyone knew she was a bad person.

1:34:04 Fair enough. All right.

1:34:06 Adam We're going to take a break and we'll be back.

1:34:09 Caller Okay.

1:34:11 Live Well, there you go.

1:34:12 Adam I want to thank Ed Kowalczyk from coming in here from Live and... She's been a very thoughtful guy.

1:34:20 Live Yeah.

1:34:20 Adam Really got a good vibe off him. And wish him much success. Live, the CD is five. That will be out September 18th. You can go on www.friendsalive.com to find out the tour dates and schedule and all that kind of good stuff. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. You two all coked up. Proud of you. You had a nice beach day, didn't you? Proud of you did the coke right off his dick. Yeah.

1:34:47 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dinggold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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