Episode 1000754886953

0:52 Voiceover 100.7. KQBC Seattle Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

1:00 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:11 Who's that? Who?

1:14 Voiceover Coast to Coast? I'm in for something here.

1:16 Stryker That's right.

1:17 Voiceover All right, welcome to Loveline, you guys. 1-800-LOVE-191. It's Stryker in for Ace Rockolla, my main man mayonnaise along with Dr. Drew. He's a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. You just retook your test and you passed it. And you're wearing the same pants as last night.

1:32 Stryker Yes.

1:32 Adam And I'm not a woman and I noticed that.

1:34 Stryker Yeah. I'm only wearing it for three hours. So right.

1:37 Adam Are you wearing those for easy access or comfort?

1:39 Stryker Comfort.

1:40 Adam OK.

1:40 Stryker Yeah.

1:40 Adam And you're going to wash your hands tonight when you go to the bathroom.

1:42 Stryker Thinking about it. It's become a little bit sport now just not to do it on your behalf.

1:46 Adam Right. And you know what I'm thinking about right now? Take one guess.

1:50 Stryker Sam.

1:50 Adam That's right. All right. We have a guest tonight from the show Popular on the WB. It's Feb on the Frog. Christopher Gorham. How are you?

1:58 Drew Fantastic. How are you guys doing?

2:00 Adam We're doing good. So you're from Fresno, Fresno, California. I know what Fresno is famous for, but hopefully you'll match what I'm thinking right now.

2:07 Drew Raisins.

2:08 Stryker Garlic.

2:08 Adam No. Fresno is the number one city for arson. Is it really? Yes, it is.

2:14 Drew It was one. It was top in cries just a couple of years ago, but it's been coming down lately.

2:19 Stryker Yeah, we're top in crimes.

2:23 Adam Once Jerry Tarkanian got there, crime went straight through the roof. He's the coach of the basketball team.

2:27 Drew It's been coming down since then. I think when they got close to NCAA sanctions, right. Then the police really stepped it up and got things out of control.

2:35 Adam So how's Popular going? It's going great. Unfortunately, I work on the radio when it's on, so I'm an idiot, but I know it's doing well on the WB. Which character are you? What's going on?

2:45 Drew I play Harrison John. It's on Fridays at 9 o'clock. And we're in the middle of our second season right now. Harrison just got through his leukemia storyline. And there's a storyline involving him and the character of Sam, played by Carly Pope, and all kinds of other wacky stuff.

3:01 Adam And it takes place in a high school. And it's about the popular kids or the kids that aren't popular?

3:05 Drew It's about both. It's about both. And at the heart, it's about ambition, about how everybody wants to be popular, and about how deep down inside we all feel the same.

3:14 Adam Right. I want to be popular. You have the big... What's his name? He was from the football movie. The big guy.

3:21 Stryker Parcy Blues.

3:22 Adam Ron Lester.

3:24 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

3:24 Stryker How's Ron doing? He was going to go off to Duke to the Fat Farm last time I talked to him.

3:27 Drew Can I say, he is doing great. And actually, last time I talked to him, he's lost 95 pounds.

3:32 Stryker Yeah, good. Really? He really was getting out of control. Good for him. And then was not happy with it.

3:36 Drew No, he really wasn't. And I can tell you, he is a different person. I mean, literally, he looks like a different person.

3:43 Stryker I'm sure of it.

3:43 Drew He moves differently.

3:44 It's incredible.

3:45 Adam He can actually move now.

3:46 Yeah.

3:47 Stryker And gosh, I'm blanking. Who's the girl's name we've had in the show a couple of times, blonde, nice, has a nose ring that she forces up for filming?

3:56 From our show?

3:57 Adam I don't know. We're looking at it like a deer in headlights. Dr. Drew, I don't think you know what you're talking about.

4:01 No.

4:02 Adam And by the way, for you kids out there listening, Chris Gorham, he was a guy in Party of Five. I remember this vividly, who dated Jennifer Love Hewitt in the show and you turned out to be gay in the show.

4:12 Drew And then tried valiantly to date Bailey.

4:16 Adam Right.

4:17 Drew And it just didn't work out.

4:18 Adam But you made a move on him, didn't you?

4:19 Drew Oh, yeah.

4:20 Adam Yeah.

4:21 Drew Candlelit dinner at the restaurant.

4:22 Adam I remember. And he was like, I like you, but what the hell is wrong with you?

4:25 Drew Yeah, exactly. Something like that.

4:26 Stryker All right.

4:27 Adam So you ready to jump in here and talk to people about bumps on balls and breasts and problems and threesomes?

4:33 Drew I can't tell you how excited I am.

4:34 Adam All right. Very good.

4:35 Stryker All right. Philips, what's her first name? Are you still thinking?

4:38 Adam My headphones keep on keep cutting off here.

4:40 Stryker All right. Freaks and Geeks. I thought you were so popular for a while, too.

4:44 Adam No.

4:44 Stryker OK.

4:45 Adam Let's get prepared, Drew.

4:46 Stryker I do.

4:46 Adam For Christ's sake. Alex, you're 13.

4:49 Stryker I did prepare today.

4:50 Adam All right.

4:50 Stryker I lined you up.

4:51 Adam That's true. You prepared. Unfortunately, I can't follow through with that. I say I'm Philips. Hi, Alex.

4:56 Hey, what's up?

4:57 Adam You're 13. You're on Loveline.

4:58 Caller Yeah, I have a problem. I have like a really bad habit of sucking my thumb still. Hmm.

5:05 Stryker Interesting.

5:05 Adam Have you tried blow pops?

5:08 Stryker Uh, are you OK otherwise?

5:11 Caller What do you mean?

5:11 Stryker Any other problems? You're doing OK?

5:13 Caller Well, like also with that, I like rubbed my nipple a lot. It's really weird. That's when I go to sleep. It's just when I go to sleep.

5:20 Stryker Honestly, if you're BSing, now's the time to come.

5:24 Caller No, I'm being honest.

5:25 Stryker Well, people have all kinds of ways of self-soothing, and some of them can be rather primitive. And this is obviously something you do. But if you want to, you want to break this habit, is that the deal? And I'm wondering, are there other things going on in your life? Are you okay otherwise?

5:38 Caller Well, like, I'm ADHD, I'm on Adderall.

5:42 Stryker Okay.

5:44 Adam Does that say on the medicine, beware, nipple rubbing may occur?

5:48 Stryker No, it does not. Not on most package inserts. But it certainly can put Alex at predisposition for obsessive-compulsive kinds of behaviors and things like that. So that may be part of it. Is there any stress going on in your life right now that may be causing you to regress or sort of focus on?

6:06 Caller I mean, my parents yell a lot, but that's about it.

6:09 Stryker Have you made an effort to try stopping this?

6:11 Caller Yeah, and it doesn't really work.

6:14 Stryker Have you talked to the people that are prescribing your medication?

6:18 Caller Um, not really, because they're really kooky, and I'm kind of... I think they're different.

6:23 Adam I think you should switch from one habit to another. Go from sucking your thumb and not, Drew, don't yell at me. Do you masturbate?

6:30 Caller Yes.

6:30 Adam Well, why don't you just add more repetitions than that and leave the thumb out of it?

6:34 Stryker Every time you get an impulse to rub your nipple or suck your thumb.

6:37 Adam Masturbate.

6:38 Caller But no, it's like just when I'm tired and when I'm going to sleep.

6:41 Adam Exactly, that's the perfect time. You'll fall asleep even quicker. Forget the thumb. Go downstairs.

6:46 Stryker I don't know if any... downstairs?

6:47 Adam Downstairs.

6:49 Stryker Oh, downstairs.

6:49 Adam Yes, downstairs.

6:50 Stryker I don't know of any specific behavioral interventions, Alex, other than, you know, people put bitters on their fingers and all kinds of weird stuff to get people to stop, but it's something you got to really want to do and be ready to stop. And I would suggest you do talk to the people that prescribe your medication. There may be something else about your syndrome that makes it difficult for you to stop this kind of thing.

7:07 Caller Okay.

7:07 Adam All right.

7:08 Stryker Thanks, man.

7:08 Caller Well, I have one other question.

7:10 Adam Get to it.

7:11 Caller Is there any way that I can overcome my ADHD?

7:15 Stryker Yeah, there are, again, people have, if you could, you, A, you're on medications and most people do believe that it's a pharmacologic treatment, but there are behaviorists out there. You could consult with somebody that specifically works on the behavioral management of ADHD.

7:28 Adam Do you have any crazy habits before sleep, Chris, from Popular? No. You sure? You gotta let them out right here.

7:35 All right.

7:36 I do it too.

7:37 Caller I can totally relate.

7:39 Adam Troy, you're 17 on Loveline.

7:41 Caller Yeah. Stryker.

7:44 What's up, dude?

7:45 Caller Tucson misses you, man.

7:47 Adam Me?

7:48 Caller Yeah.

7:50 Remember Stryker?

7:51 Adam Yeah, I lived there.

7:52 Caller I worked there for a while.

7:53 Adam Thank you, Troy. Lay off the bong, man.

7:56 Caller No, you know, I'm actually I'm sick right now. Oh, yeah. I haven't smoked in like 10 months.

8:01 Stryker Good for you.

8:02 Caller But yeah, man. Now we have these like Jew and John in the morning and they're way. That's all right.

8:09 Adam OK. Thank you. I appreciate it, Troy. I understand. Yeah, exactly. KFMA in Tucson. Hello to everyone in Tucson, by the way, and go Wildcats basketball team. Come on, Lou.

8:17 Caller Yeah. And yeah, I also have another question.

8:20 Adam I was at what was the first question? All right, go ahead.

8:24 Caller Well, anyway, I have like I went to this foam party and like people were saying that the STDs are traveling to the foam.

8:32 Stryker What's a foam party?

8:34 Caller It's like it's kind of like a rave, but like it has it's got this like foamy stuff, like kind of like soap washing detergent.

8:42 Adam Yeah.

8:43 Caller It's kind of like that kind of a soapy, watery.

8:46 Stryker Stryker, fill me out of this.

8:47 Adam Like they fill the place with suds and he's afraid that if it touches someone and the bubbles run around.

8:54 Caller I don't think it's true.

8:55 Stryker Do people walk around with any clothes on or something?

8:57 Adam They could, but I don't think that's what he's talking about.

8:59 Stryker Do people have sex in there?

9:01 Caller Yeah.

9:01 Stryker In the suds?

9:02 Caller Yes.

9:03 Stryker That's why they put the suds out? So people can do that without?

9:05 Adam No, it's like, you know, When you're on ecstasy and there's foam floating around.

9:11 Caller You know, it feels really weird on your skin. I mean, I don't do it. I think that's a dirty drug, but that's just me.

9:18 Stryker So I don't, I don't, you would think you'd see more evidence of STDs being passed that way if it really actually happened. So I don't know that it happens.

9:26 Caller Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But people were like, oh, it's dirty down there. People are screwing it. It's moist and it's perfect for the STDs to travel.

9:34 Stryker It's an interesting theory, but probably not true, right? Well, it's an interesting theory, but probably not true, yeah.

9:40 Adam But I can just imagine, on necks with bubbles, that's got to be not bad. You want to go try it next week? Just one in San Bernardino.

9:47 Stryker You know, never, I never cease to be amazed by how young people just up the ante every year. It's a little more, a little more, a little more.

9:54 Adam Just going to the desert on Nexuse wasn't good enough. Now we need bubbles up to our neck.

9:59 Stryker Then we have to go to Burning Man, and then we got a, and then we got a bubble.

10:03 Adam Exactly. All right. It's 1-800-LOVE-191. Drew, you're 17 on Loveline.

10:08 Caller How you doing?

10:09 Adam Good. What's up?

10:10 Caller I've been, I've been into my girlfriend for about a year now. And before we actually have intercourse, she would rub my testicle, would rub an alcohol.

10:21 Stryker Nice.

10:22 Caller Or a bathy tracen, just to make sure I'm clean or whatever.

10:26 Stryker Your testicles only?

10:27 Caller Yeah.

10:28 Stryker What is it she's concerned that your testicles are going to do to her?

10:32 Caller Oh, maybe that I'm not like not clean or something.

10:34 Stryker And then what's going to happen to her if you're not clean?

10:37 Caller She's going to get some kind of disease.

10:39 Stryker Oh, man.

10:40 Adam You can't get. Well, if you have a wart on your testicle, can you pass it if it bangs against her?

10:45 Stryker Yes. And same with herpes.

10:46 Adam But the alcohol wouldn't make the wart go away.

10:48 Stryker Zero.

10:49 Adam Right.

10:49 Stryker Well, the abs is zero. Don't you have health class at your school?

10:52 Caller Me?

10:53 Stryker Yeah.

10:53 Caller Yeah, of course.

10:54 Stryker How about your girlfriend?

10:56 Adam She's 13.

10:57 Stryker If she does, as Adam would say, I want you to go kick the teacher in the nuts.

11:01 Yeah, exactly.

11:03 Stryker Because boy, somewhere she did not listen carefully. And using a condom? Yes. Okay. Right. Right. So that's what we advocate for protecting against STDs. We don't say, you know, soap down with a best trace in our alcohol.

11:19 Adam Put on condom, lather nuts, screw.

11:22 Stryker In fact, I'd be concerned.

11:23 Drew The testicles in cellophane.

11:25 Stryker Or delicate skin. It could really be irritated from all that stuff.

11:28 Adam I would not want to put any sort of alcohol on the testes.

11:31 Stryker No, not a good thing.

11:32 Adam The burning sensation would be absolutely miserable.

11:34 Stryker I'm glad Drew is practicing safe sex.

11:37 Adam Especially with the alcohol. Jenny. Hi, you're 18 on Loveline.

11:41 Caller I'm trying to get in the better shape and stuff, right?

11:43 But I haven't had my period for three months.

11:45 Caller And I was wondering if you could tell me if I'm still going to get PMS with it.

11:50 Stryker Well, it depends why you're not having your period. If you're still...

11:53 Caller Well, I started dieting, exercising.

11:56 Stryker You mean you're anorectic and you're way down?

11:58 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

11:58 Adam How much do you weigh right now?

12:00 Caller How much do I weigh right now? Why, are you going to do the Adam thing?

12:02 Stryker Are you going to do the Adam thing?

12:03 Adam I'm just curious.

12:04 Caller No, no, no, no.

12:05 Adam Yes, I probably would do that.

12:06 Stryker But we went 10.

12:07 Adam And how tall are you?

12:08 I'm 5'2.

12:09 Caller All right.

12:10 Adam I think that sounds ballpark.

12:11 Stryker That's about right.

12:13 I want to just lose like three or four pounds.

12:15 Adam So you weigh 125.

12:16 Stryker Are you sure you're not pregnant?

12:17 Adam No, no, no, no.

12:18 I started out weighing more like 120, but I weigh 110 now.

12:21 Stryker Are you sure you're not pregnant?

12:22 Yeah, positive. I haven't had any sex or anything lately.

12:25 Stryker On the medications?

12:26 Caller Nope.

12:26 Stryker No birth control of any type? No DepoProvera shots or anything like that?

12:31 Caller Nope.

12:32 Stryker Well.

12:33 It's one of the doctor's opinion because I never go to the doctor.

12:37 Stryker Well, I don't know why you're not having your period is the problem. If you were not cycling for some reason, like you had polycystic ovarian disease, that kind of thing, you tend to attend not to have PMS, but you have a whole different set of problems that need to be attended to, including things like risk for diabetes. And you need an explanation for why you're not having your periods.

12:55 Adam Can they change in food and exercise?

12:57 They can.

12:57 Adam Yeah, it could. But you should find out for sure.

12:59 Stryker It could. It sure could. But it's three months and it's certainly if it goes six months, I would definitely look into it.

13:04 How old are you?

13:05 Stryker Eighteen.

13:07 Drew I mean, at 18, should girls be going to obese then?

13:10 Stryker Oh, yes. Yep. You're going, right, Jenny? You're getting pelvic exams every year? Yeah.

13:15 I'm going to go to my last one, though.

13:17 Stryker Why not?

13:19 Caller I just can't get my sorry.

13:20 Stryker But now would be a great time, though, since you have a question. And it's not, you know, it's very common, usually not a big deal, but it does need to be diagnosed.

13:29 Adam Can girls miss their cycle or I don't know the exact term from traveling, from like going to Europe and being on an airplane and they can miss their cycle from reading Curious George Book?

13:37 Stryker That's right, Harry Potter. That's what I thought.

13:40 Adam All right, 1-800-LOVE, 1-9-1 is the number. It's Loveline. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular on the WB. Trent, 18 on Loveline.

13:48 Caller Yeah, this is Trent.

13:50 Adam What's up, man?

13:51 Yeah, I just want to know, if you get a oral sex and they like, you know, in your mouth, can you get HIV from that?

14:00 Stryker Absolutely. That's now been categorically shown to be a possibility.

14:04 Adam Last time I was here, two times ago, you said no.

14:07 Stryker No, I said, I said that the mouth is an inhospitable environment, but the esophagus is a place where it could potentially penetrate. So maybe if you spit it out of your mouth, that risk might be reduced. But they've now studied a few guys that, you know, they didn't specify their behaviors, but they had given oral sex and had contracted the disease.

14:25 Adam So if a guy goes down on a woman and does that, he could possibly catch it then.

14:29 Stryker Yes. Oral sex.

14:30 Adam Very slightly.

14:31 Stryker Oral sex and male to female or male to male oral sex definitely can transmit it.

14:37 Adam There's somebody that didn't know.

14:38 Drew So you should use protection.

14:40 Stryker Condom, yeah. Condom, latex, barium, all mucosal surface contact, Stryker. So when I... I'm going to get Sam and I'm going to tell her to be careful.

14:51 Adam Sam is a woman, by the way, everybody. And I said, I can't do it because I have a woman.

14:55 Stryker Right.

14:56 Adam Hello, Sidney. Right. Exactly.

14:58 Stryker This is a partner of mine on a daytime television show that Stryker.

15:02 Adam I like her. Her glasses are sexy.

15:03 Stryker He said something about her and so I talked to her today and didn't know Stryker was sexy. Didn't know Stryker couldn't.

15:09 Adam But I was so set up with the woman for the first time.

15:12 Stryker Jenny.

15:12 Caller Yeah.

15:13 Adam We already talked to you, I think, didn't we?

15:15 Caller Yeah, but you didn't answer my question.

15:17 Caller So you could also...

15:17 Stryker Which was what?

15:18 Caller Okay. Am I still going to be getting, even though I've missed my period...

15:22 Stryker Didn't I just... What about the...

15:23 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

15:24 Stryker What about PMS? I answered it three times. I said, it depends whether you're cycling or not. And I don't know that until you've had a diagnosis. And if you're cycling without bleeding, yeah, you'll have PMS. But usually the estrogen progesterone cycles tend to flatten out when you get an ovulatory like this. And that's a whole different set of problems. And you need to understand why that's happening. Because as I said, there's things like polycystic ovarian disease that can have other problems associated with it.

15:49 Okay, worth Adam anyways.

15:51 Adam Adam is in New Orleans and I believe he's doing a man show type deal. All right, Tara. Hi, you're 20 on Loveline.

16:00 Caller Hi.

16:02 I was just wondering how long does XT stay in your system for?

16:06 Stryker About 8 hours.

16:08 Caller No, I mean like...

16:10 Adam If you want to get tested for it?

16:11 Drew No, no, about 8 hours.

16:13 Adam True.

16:14 Stryker Wait, wait, wait. I want to get on her case a little bit because this is this crazy, bizarre misconception that people have that if they're still affected by the drugs, that it must still be in the system. The effects of E, Tara?

16:27 No, not the effects. I have drug testing. I got to get done.

16:31 Stryker It's very hard to test for E.

16:33 Adam What do you do? What do you do that you need to get tested?

16:37 What did I do?

16:38 Adam What do you do? What profession or what is going on that you need to get?

16:43 I'm on probation right now.

16:45 Stryker Tara is a living billboard for why you shouldn't be doing it.

16:49 Adam Very smart. What did you do to get put on probation?

16:53 My ex-boyfriend and I robbed a pharmacy. I didn't rob it though. I just drove in there.

16:59 Adam Of course, you're the driver.

17:01 Stryker Tara, the effects of E will typically last your whole life, okay? The depression, the anxiety, the panic, the forgetfulness, which I suspect you're getting about now. All that goes forever.

17:15 Adam Well, she's on the right track. I mean, you robbed the pharmacy, at least be the driver, and then go on E as much as possible and maybe you won't be thrown in the slammer being on probation for God's sakes. This is cool, man. Michael.

17:31 Caller Yes.

17:31 Adam You're 20.

17:32 Caller Yeah. Wow.

17:33 I can't believe you guys.

17:35 Caller I just called a minute ago.

17:36 Adam Is it Michael or Michelle?

17:37 No, Michael.

17:38 Adam Hi, Michael. I like that name.

17:39 Caller Thanks. Okay. I've been tested for herpes about five or six times. At this point, I and every doctor I've seen, I'm convinced that I have it, although I have not been formally diagnosed because even though I've gone with sores, they haven't had the virus in them at that time.

18:01 Stryker Why have you been tested so many times because you've been having these irritations?

18:03 Caller Because I've been continuously getting sores and I try to go every time I have a sore so that I can eventually get a diagnosis because I'm under the impression that I can't actually get medication to help alleviate outbreaks unless I have a diagnosis.

18:17 Stryker Right, right. Listen, are you having sores anywhere else like your mouth or nose or eye irritation?

18:22 Caller No, I have absolutely. I don't have any cold sores. I don't have it anywhere else. I don't even know when I contracted it.

18:29 Stryker Hold on a second. Do you have any joint problems or bowel problems?

18:32 Caller I have. Yeah, I actually get a lot of constipation.

18:36 Stryker Yeah, that wouldn't be it. Because they're rheumatic diseases.

18:39 Caller I wish I hadn't told you now.

18:40 Stryker No, no. I don't mean to embarrass you, but they're rheumatic diseases that can cause ulcers that look just like herpes but are not infectious.

18:47 Adam But how often do herpes pop up if you have it? Isn't it kind of rare that they actually become implant?

18:51 Stryker Some people they can be every couple of weeks.

18:54 Caller Once every six months, something along those lines.

18:56 Stryker She's pretty infrequent.

18:57 Caller I can almost remember getting some sort of sores and irritations before I even became sexually active. But I'm 20 now and that was when I was 15. And so I can't even imagine that if it was those at the same time. My belief is that if I do in fact have it, which I'm convinced that I do, that I contracted it when I was 15 with one of my first partners.

19:20 Stryker Wow.

19:22 Caller And have been living with it consistently. And the last guy that I dated, he cheated on me. And I didn't know it at the time. And he came up with a sore. And I just assumed that I had given it to him. I then found out that the girl that he had cheated on me with was known to have, it was an ex-girlfriend of his who we knew had cold sores. And the people didn't know that that was-

19:49 Stryker An open, weeping wound?

19:50 Caller Open, yeah, I mean-

19:51 Adam It was pussied.

19:52 Caller Yeah, a disgustingly open wound. She was classified, she went to the doctor- Yeah, they told her that she had a-

20:00 Adam Dr. Drew.

20:02 Caller And she, and whatever, she confronted me about it. It was just the worst situation ever.

20:07 Stryker It does sound awful.

20:08 Caller So now for all I know, either, I could have just gotten it now and had some other sort of sore before, but I don't believe that either.

20:14 Adam So what's your question? Do you just want to know if you should tell your partners you do have it?

20:19 Caller Well, here's the thing.

20:20 Caller I was sexually active since I broke up with my ex-boyfriend. I've only had sex with one other guy and and I told him, but we actually had sex when we were both really intoxicated and we knew what we were doing.

20:36 Stryker You got to get to the question.

20:38 Adam Come on. I'm about to fall asleep. Come on. Get to it, Michael.

20:43 Caller I'm interested in a guy that I know now and I don't know at what stage I should tell him. If I should just wait to have sex as long as possible until we can really bond and I can feel that I can trust him to ask or if I should just be honest with him up front. I don't know what to do.

20:58 Stryker I'm not sure there's a specific... Yeah, I know it's a tough one.

21:01 Adam You have to feel it out.

21:03 Stryker Yeah. Ideally, I like the solution that you get involved in a relationship first and the person is invested in you and then you tell them. When you tell them up front, it tends to chase them away a little bit. I'm not sure that would work on your later.

21:16 Adam If you guys become super close and you're almost ready to have sex and he likes you for who you are, he'll probably be okay with it. But if he doesn't have that emotional tie to you and then you tell him, I don't think he's going to stick around.

21:27 Stryker She probably doesn't want to sleep with him anyway if he doesn't...

21:30 Adam She seems to be sleeping around a little bit.

21:32 Stryker A little bit.

21:32 Drew Just make sure that you tell him. Yeah, that's an important thing.

21:35 Adam And tell him to throw on a gym hat. Alright, I'm Stryker, in for Adam Corolla here on Loveline with Dr. Drew and Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular on the WB. We'll speak to him and take more of your calls pretty soon here on Loveline.

22:09 You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

22:24 Adam All right, we're back, it's Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. I would be Stryker in for Adam Corolla, who should be back tomorrow unless he gets stuck in one of these strip clubs in New Orleans, which may happen, Drew.

22:35 Stryker He's with Jimmy and Daniel.

22:36 Adam Oh, God, God bless them.

22:38 Stryker Yeah.

22:39 Adam Oh, man.

22:40 Stryker He may not live to come back. Yeah. He's not gonna get stuck in a strip club. He may just be shot.

22:44 Adam We'll see what happens. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular on the WB. Mike, who goes to UCLA, I'm sure he's listening. If there's anything you want to tell him.

22:52 Drew Yeah. Mike, bite me.

22:54 Caller Okay.

22:55 Adam Just let everyone know you're just friends, by the way.

22:57 Drew Mike is my brother.

22:58 Adam Right.

22:58 Drew And just paged me and asked if I was gonna talk more.

23:02 Caller Very sarcastically.

23:03 Drew Listen, I'm a little nervous.

23:04 Adam Yeah, it's all right. He's only on a national TV show.

23:07 Drew And then he comes over.

23:07 Stryker Hey, Mike, you're doing fine.

23:08 Adam Yeah, he's doing good.

23:09 Stryker Relax.

23:09 Adam He said what about 10 minutes ago?

23:11 Drew I'm gonna better say hello to my wife. Hi, baby.

23:14 Adam And her name is Anel Lopez.

23:17 Drew Correct. Yeah.

23:17 Adam And this we're looking at your picture from the website and it looks like your high school photo.

23:21 Drew Yeah, I know. Please, anybody who's out there who cares, write to WB and beg them to change the picture of me on the website. It's awful.

23:29 Adam Well, WB is a network that says it's Feb on the Frog.

23:32 Drew Yeah, it is. Feb on the Frog.

23:34 Caller Yeah, that's right.

23:35 Stryker I just want to know how much action you expect to get out of an organization that has a slogan.

23:38 Caller I've been begging for months. Please change it.

23:41 Adam And now they're going to take away all your lines in the next episode.

23:43 Drew I know, I'm done.

23:45 Adam All right. So if you have questions, you can talk to Chris about Popular or the WB or Drew or me. And let's speak to, no, number two, number two, number two, number two. This looks good. Michelle, you're 29.

23:56 Caller Yes.

23:56 Adam Hi.

23:57 Hi.

23:58 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew. I seem to be allergic to semen and I don't know what to do about it.

24:05 Stryker Stryker is too.

24:08 Caller Not completely allergic. But whenever I've had sex, I get extremely irritated and painful and swelling and vaginal irritations.

24:16 Stryker Well, yeah, it says here you get hives. Is that accurate?

24:21 Caller I get hives.

24:22 Stryker Yeah.

24:23 Adam Did you tell Lauren that?

24:24 Caller I don't know.

24:25 Stryker You don't get hives. You just get irritation of the vagina.

24:27 Caller I mean, I've I don't know if I get hives or not, but I get extremely irritated.

24:32 Stryker How long how many times have you had sex?

24:34 Caller Oh, I've had sex.

24:35 Stryker Plenty.

24:35 Caller Lots of times.

24:36 Adam Two thousand times with a thousand different men.

24:38 Caller So only two partners.

24:40 Stryker And so if you if he wears a condom, this doesn't happen.

24:43 Caller Correct.

24:43 Stryker Well, that's interesting.

24:45 Caller And I basically I've told my doctor and I told my nurse practitioner and they've basically just said tough it out.

24:51 Stryker So wear a condom.

24:52 Adam What happens?

24:53 Stryker There is such a thing. Yeah.

24:54 Caller But what happens when I want to have kids?

24:56 Stryker You'll be having irritation.

24:58 Adam One big hive is going to pop out of you after nine months.

25:01 Stryker And it may be, you know, I'm not an expert in this area. There may be things about the sort of the pH and the flora of that vicinity that can be adjusted. Have you tried anything? Have you tried antibiotics, creams or anything like that?

25:15 Caller No, just like stuff that has anesthetic in it afterwards.

25:20 Stryker Interesting.

25:20 Adam What happens, Michelle, when the semen hits your chest or stomach or back?

25:25 Stryker Nothing.

25:26 Adam So it's only in the vaginal area.

25:27 Stryker But if you have it with a condom, have sex with a condom, no problem. Right. And it's not as though these episodes where you're having irritation have been longer or rough or anything mechanical going on. Okay. Well, I mean, you've had it evaluated. It seems that they're concluding this is what it is. You know how to avoid it in the meantime. And when you have, I don't know, I've never heard of this affecting fertility. So you don't worry about that.

25:49 Caller I mean, I don't think it would affect fertility, but it sure would affect me wanting to have sex.

25:53 Adam One thing you do have, Michelle, is one great goddamn excuse. I can't have sex because that comma is a little allergic to it.

26:00 Caller It's so true.

26:00 Adam Oh, man. I'm glad you're up north. Thanks for calling, Michelle.

26:04 Caller Thank you very much.

26:05 Adam All right. See you later.

26:06 Stryker Did you ever think if this were a common thing, they would develop like antihistamine douches and things that they can, if it really were an allergy. That's why I think it's not an allergy. It's probably some sort of irritation.

26:15 Adam From the semen?

26:16 Stryker Something chemical.

26:17 Adam By the way, you just said a minute ago, you're not an expert on semen. So I'll stay away from you.

26:23 Stryker Okay.

26:23 Adam Jessica. Hi, you're 20 on Loveline.

26:25 Stryker Yes.

26:26 Caller What's up?

26:27 I've been with my boyfriend for like two years and I've only had an orgasm with him once or twice.

26:33 Stryker During intercourse?

26:34 Yeah.

26:35 Stryker That's pretty good by 20. Yeah, frankly.

26:38 Well, I mean, we've been together two years and I haven't had one since.

26:41 Caller And that was just when we just started out.

26:43 Adam I've only had like three.

26:44 Stryker Are you faking it?

26:45 No. He knows that I don't do it.

26:48 Stryker Does he do oral sex on you?

26:50 Sometimes, but he's not very good at it.

26:53 Adam And you've stayed with him for two years?

26:55 Stryker No. Coaching. Yeah, more importantly, why don't you give him direction?

26:59 Caller Talk to the boy.

27:00 Drew Give him some direction.

27:02 Stryker He'll be grateful to you for life.

27:04 Caller Yeah, please.

27:05 Drew Please tell him what to do. Tell him what to do.

27:08 Stryker There is some very strange resistance that women have to telling men what they should be doing.

27:13 Caller I just wanted to make sure that there wasn't anything wrong with me.

27:16 Stryker The fact that you can have orgasm and altering intercourse already puts you well ahead of your peers.

27:21 Okay.

27:21 Adam What happened when you had your orgasm? Eyes moved around, went blank?

27:25 Oh, it was just great. I mean, it was like, I don't know.

27:29 Caller It was just, I don't know.

27:30 Adam It was like a high point. Was he doing it in a different position than normal when that happened?

27:34 Yeah, I think it was like at an angle or something.

27:36 Adam Well, why don't you, you know, seriously, you got to coach the guy. I coach my guys all the time.

27:40 I did try to coach him one time and he's like, well, I was like, okay, do it here, do it here. He's like, is it there? Is it there? And he just kept on bugging me. And I was like, no, it's not there.

27:50 Stryker But you see how enthousiastic he is, how much he wants your direction.

27:54 Adam Pull out a chalkboard next time, Jessica. X's and O's, do the junk.

27:57 Drew He wants to give it to you.

27:58 Stryker And by the way, if he starts bugging you, tell him to shut the F up. He'll be happy with that too.

28:02 Adam Seriously.

28:03 Stryker Just as long as you get what you, you have him behaving the way you need to be behaving.

28:06 Adam As long as a man is with a naked woman, he will do anything you tell him to do, except maybe toss a fruit salad. Let's speak to Sarah, you're 30 on Loveline.

28:19 Caller Yes.

28:19 Adam Hello.

28:20 Caller Hi.

28:21 Stryker What's going on?

28:23 Caller Well, after anal sex, I get sick and I start throwing up.

28:29 Caller And I'm just wondering why that happened.

28:31 Stryker Because it's in the butt, Bob. I have a more significant question. If you know it's going to make you physically ill, why do you do it?

28:37 Caller Well, it didn't used to be like that. I mean, I used to be fine.

28:41 Stryker Do you have any pain?

28:43 Caller No.

28:45 Caller I don't understand. Like, about 15 minutes afterwards, and that's when I start getting sick.

28:50 Adam And when you have sex in the normal hole, you're okay after?

28:54 Caller Yeah, I'm fine.

28:55 Stryker Same partner? Uh-huh. I'd be very concerned that there was something going on, some sort of abscess or... Do you have pain with the intercourse?

29:04 Caller No.

29:05 Stryker I don't know. I certainly would lay off this for a while.

29:08 Caller Okay.

29:09 Stryker For a long while. You know, a while.

29:11 Adam Which sex do you like better, anal or the other?

29:13 Caller Well, I mean, I enjoy both.

29:15 Adam Right. You're a fine woman, Sarah. Just get some Pepto-Bismol in you next time.

29:21 Stryker There's something... your body's reacting... whether or not some sort of vagal reaction, God knows what.

29:25 Caller I mean, I don't understand why it just started happening. I mean, the last four or five times.

29:29 Stryker Well, your body's telling you something. And again, that's an area that you can harm and you can actually break bacteria into your bloodstream and do all kinds of lovely things.

29:38 Caller Okay.

29:38 Stryker I would lay off.

29:39 Adam All right.

29:40 Caller Okay.

29:40 Adam All right, sir.

29:41 Caller Thanks.

29:41 Bye bye.

29:43 Adam Let's see. Christopher Gorham is here. He's from the show Popular. And there you go. You just got some words in.

29:48 Stryker I'm sure you appreciate it. Chris appreciates you juxtaposing his name to the anal sex call. It's nice. Stryker is nice.

29:56 Adam Thank you. It's my pleasure. What are you doing, Ann?

30:00 Stryker He hasn't heard the show.

30:01 Adam Oh, yeah. No wonder you know what's going on.

30:03 Caller Hank.

30:04 Hello.

30:05 Adam What's up? You're 22 on Loveline.

30:07 Caller I am indeed. I am. I have a girlfriend of six years and she comes from a divorced family. And in fact, everybody in her family is divorced. It's one of those chain of events. And she's sort of having sort of abandonment issues and it's sort of just coming to the surface now. And I was wondering what is the most healthy way to sort of help her through this? Or if she if she can be healed or how old is she? She's 21.

30:32 Stryker And tell me what you mean by abandonment issues. Exactly what are you talking about?

30:36 Caller It manifests itself by her being rather clingy when it comes to me going and off and doing my own thing.

30:43 Stryker Yeah, that's not necessarily abandonment issues. What is it you're going off and doing?

30:47 Caller What am I running off? Oh, well, let's say she has class and I go out and I and I go to a party after work or something that.

30:53 Stryker What kind of party? What kind of party?

30:56 Caller It doesn't. It really isn't anything that she would disapprove of it. I don't think it has to deal with that.

31:00 Adam It's a gay sex party, isn't it, Hank?

31:02 Caller Yeah, it is.

31:03 Stryker Well, you're in a committed relationship, in a monogamous committed relationship.

31:08 Caller 100%.

31:09 Stryker And you're spending your free time at parties?

31:12 Caller No, I'm spending her free time with her as much as possible.

31:15 Adam Drew, you're being way too hard on this guy. One time he goes to a party every now and then. I can see he likes this girl, but once in a while he'll go to a party and she'll get a little freaked out. Is that it?

31:24 Caller You know, it's not even a party. It even manifests itself when it's like, if I have excessive work schedule or if I have a lot, if when I was in school, if I had a lot of school going on, she needs too much attention. Is that really distraught?

31:37 Stryker Well, what I'm just assessing is whether or not this is just on the range of within the range of normal, because it's normal for people to want attention, to miss you when you're gone, to pull on you, to get you back if you're distracted or moving away from them. It's all normal.

31:52 Caller And that's just my question. I really want to know that before I start delving into issues about her parents divorce.

31:57 Stryker Oh, forget about it. No, Frank. No, no. My God.

32:01 Drew What you need to do is watch more Popular Fridays at 9 o'clock.

32:05 Yeah, right. Absolutely.

32:07 Drew I think we cover it on this week's episode.

32:09 Adam About what? How to talk to your woman?

32:11 Drew How to deal with abandonment issues.

32:12 Adam There you go. All right. So Popular's on the WB.

32:16 Drew Friday nights at 9 o'clock.

32:17 Adam And anything else going on with you in TV, movies, anything?

32:20 Drew I actually, this Wednesday, I'm going to see the screening of the film I shot this summer.

32:24 Adam What's that called?

32:25 Drew Which is an independent film, formerly called I Have the Storm. I just found out they changed it to The Other Side of Heaven.

32:30 Caller Right.

32:30 Yeah. It's catchy.

32:31 Drew Don't you think?

32:32 Caller I think it's catchy.

32:32 Drew Yeah. It's actually about a Mormon missionary in the 50s who gets sent to Tonga for his mission. Covers about three and a half years. So we shot it in the Cook Islands. Eight weeks on Rarotonga.

32:44 Stryker Oh my God.

32:44 Drew And then two weeks in New Zealand. So it was an awesome, awesome experience. I got to take my wife with me for the whole time. And it was fantastic.

32:51 Adam Did you make love under the stars in the rain?

32:53 Drew Oh, yes. Good job.

32:55 Adam All right. We got to take a quick break. It's Love Line. Adam's gone. I'm Stryker in for him with Dr. Drew and more with Christopher Gorham and your Love Line questions coming up.

33:04 Caller Love Line, we'll be right back.

33:06 Caller Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

33:25 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Bugs.

33:34 Adam Oh, we're back. Loveline, that would be this. 1-800-LOVE-191. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular, and our screen just went completely blank. Oh my God.

33:45 Drew I'm taking over. It starts with a screen.

33:46 Adam You're taking over. So you went to UCLA, right? I did. And when did you graduate?

33:50 Drew 96.

33:50 Adam And what'd you major in?

33:51 Drew Theater.

33:52 Adam So you think kids living in Iowa that want to get in the business should leave Iowa? Leave Iowa for one. But say they're going to college in Iowa.

34:01 Drew Okay.

34:02 Adam Is it smart of them to major in theater? Or are they just like fooling, if they want to major in a psych and think, I'll just move to LA and then I'll be a star?

34:11 Drew You know, I think it can work either way. I think that training is a big help. And if you're going to be an actor, you need to get some training. And no, I don't think you have to major in theater because the reality is if you come out to LA, there's, you know, a thousand different acting coaches. You can take acting classes there.

34:25 Adam Yeah, there's a good bartender at Tony Roma's in West LA. The Red Robin in Pasadena kicks ass. Crazy Girls on the Brian Sunset's my favorite place to go. Yeah? You've been there? No. You know of it? No.

34:37 Drew I've driven by it.

34:38 Adam I've seen it. Right.

34:39 Caller Yeah.

34:39 Caller Okay.

34:40 Adam What? Dr. Drew, you're looking at me like a deer in headlights. What's the problem, man?

34:46 Caller What?

34:46 Stryker Well, I can't figure you out.

34:49 Adam You can't?

34:50 Caller No.

34:50 Adam What are you trying to find out?

34:51 Stryker You're going to all these strip clubs.

34:52 Adam I'm not going. I just know where they are. Especially the body shop. Brian.

34:57 Stryker Yeah.

34:58 Adam Yeah. You're 24 on Loveline.

34:59 Stryker Hi. Good evening, Dr. Drew Stryker. Hey. I have a quick question about semen and its survival outside of the body. I'm in a monogamous relationship. I've been in it for many years. We have unprotected sex. When I ejaculate, I do it outside of her body.

35:13 Stryker Well, how do you know? Wait, wait. If your penis goes into her vagina, you're ejaculating in her body.

35:19 Adam You mean little drips or?

35:20 Stryker Yeah, they're drips.

35:20 Drew Probably not the best form of birth control.

35:22 Stryker Oh, really?

35:23 Stryker Absolutely.

35:24 Stryker So there are still little bits of semen that goes inside her body.

35:29 Stryker Yes, there's semen that comes out before you ejaculate.

35:32 Adam Brian, right before your eyes go back in your head and you start shaking, little things have already come out of your penis.

35:37 Stryker What are chances of a pregnancy from then on?

35:40 Stryker What do you mean from then on?

35:42 Adam From those couple of drops.

35:45 Stryker That is not contraception, that's all I can tell you. You're going to get pregnant.

35:48 Adam You're rolling the Dyson, you think?

35:50 Drew Can she not be on the pill?

35:52 Stryker No, not yet. She's currently working on it. She just got insured.

35:56 Stryker Alright, we'll get her on the pill. Why do you ask about the sperm life expectancy outside the body?

36:00 Stryker Well, after we have sex, sometimes we do it again after about a half hour, one hour later without...

36:09 Stryker By the way, the tons of sperm right near your urethra, you're putting that all back inside her.

36:13 Stryker Oh, okay. So that sperm, it can still cause pregnancy then.

36:18 Stryker Oh, absolutely.

36:19 Adam Brian, it's like one of those garden hoses. You water your lawn, you turn it off. You know, if you shake the hose afterwards, all those drips and drops come out for about the next 20 seconds? That's just like your wiener.

36:29 Stryker What about on the skin itself, on the outside?

36:32 Stryker Basically till it's dry, but there's tons of else that you need to worry about. Or at least the three days inside the body.

36:39 Stryker In California, is that abortion pill available?

36:44 Stryker Yeah, however, why don't you take advantage of the morning after pill if you're going to do something like that? You don't need the abortion pill.

36:51 Adam Okay.

36:51 Stryker Do you understand the difference?

36:53 Adam No, I don't. Explain to me.

36:54 Stryker The morning after pill is just your birth control pill, regular birth control pill taken in a double dose, basically. Okay. And you can take it within 72 hours of an unprotected abortion.

37:03 Adam That I know it is, but what's this abortion pill?

37:04 Stryker Well, but the birth control pill, the morning after pill, that's called emergency contraception, works by suppressing ovulation. No egg release, there's no conception, there's no implantation, no nothing. The abortion pill is an abortion pill. That's RU-46. All right, hold on, which was just approved recently.

37:22 Adam The morning after pill, only the next day.

37:24 Stryker 72 hours.

37:25 Adam And what about the abortion pill?

37:27 Stryker Up to three months.

37:28 Adam Up to three months. Yeesh, that doesn't sound that good. All right, 1-800-LOVE-191 is the number. Brian, put something on your thing. All right, Megan. Yeah? Hello, there, you're 14 on Loveline.

37:39 Caller Hi, here, let me explain the story.

37:42 Adam Go quick.

37:43 Caller My best friend and her boyfriend have been dating for two months. And this really popular girl started hanging all over my best friend's boyfriend. And my best friend thought it was because she wasn't skinny enough. And she was a hundred and thirty-two pounds. And she, like, became bulimic and now she's a hundred and six pounds. And I don't know how to help her because she just won't listen to me.

38:04 Stryker And how about telling her parents?

38:06 Caller I've tried, but her mom doesn't like her mom's never home. And she only lives with her mom. And her mom, the only time she's ever seen her be bulimic was like once when we went to the movies. And after that, her mom's like, Oh, every time you go to the bathroom, I want to like make sure you're not throwing up.

38:24 Stryker All right, so her mom knows that she's bulimic. Has she taken her to get some treatment?

38:28 Caller Yeah, but they like the doctor, I guess, or the therapist that she's going to says it's not bulimia, it's just depression. But it's kind of hard for it not to be bulimia if she's making herself vomit.

38:40 Stryker Yeah, I understand, Megan, but the point is she's under care. And what more do you want?

38:47 Caller I don't know, because she's been going to the therapist since like the first month her and her boyfriend were going out.

38:51 Stryker Well, maybe make sure that she's being more honest with the therapist about her behaviors in terms of how much she's vomited. Maybe you could go with her to the therapist and report what you've experienced, what you see her doing. It might help that way. But otherwise, let the people that are taking care of her do their job.

39:05 Drew And watch Popular. Friday's at 9 p.m. We've dealt with eating disorders.

39:09 Stryker Trying to make her eat is not going to help. She'll barf if she doesn't make her eat.

39:13 Adam So what do you do as a 14 year old to tell a 14 year old that...

39:17 Stryker You just keep reflecting reality and how her behavior makes you feel.

39:21 Adam And the first thing you said was tell her mom. Her mom's never home.

39:24 Stryker Yeah.

39:24 Adam The mom needs to get on the ball a little bit more. Hey Jen. Yeah. Yolo, you're 22 on Loveline.

39:30 Caller Yeah.

39:31 Adam Hi.

39:31 Caller Hi.

39:33 Adam Okay, now it's your turn to speak.

39:35 Drew Bring it, Jen.

39:37 Stryker Bring it home.

39:38 Caller Yeah.

39:39 Stryker Let's turn your radio off.

39:40 Adam Hold on. Here's my impression. Dr. Drew, you're on Loveline.

39:44 Stryker Yes.

39:45 Adam Okay, now it's your turn to speak.

39:47 Huh?

39:50 Adam You just lost your turn now. Sorry, Jen. Let's go to Josh, who's up in the 602 Phoenix. 21, Josh, what's up?

40:01 Caller Dr. Drew, how are you doing? Josh, what's up?

40:03 Having a good evening?

40:04 Stryker I'm here with Chopped Liver Stryker.

40:06 Caller Good deal.

40:06 Stryker Thanks for going.

40:09 Sound like fun.

40:09 Stryker Hey, Josh. Yeah.

40:11 Adam Put you on hold now.

40:12 Stryker No, no, no.

40:12 Caller I'm just kidding.

40:14 Adam What's up, dude?

40:15 Not much. I am on hold now. I'm on air. You're on. Okay. Hey, listen, man. I heard you were just talking about Mormon missionaries. Yeah. Somebody going to see somebody. Listen, I'm 21. I'm about to be off my mission here. You are? In Arizona. All right. Right. And every now and then I can't sleep. I get insomnia. And so I listen to you guys. And it's quite interesting. The point is here, I've got a, as a kid, I wasn't circumcised. And, you know, I'm a virgin still. And I've, I've heard numerous.

40:51 Adam What's the question, Josh?

40:53 The question is, you know, is there going to be more sensitivity if I'm circumcised or if I'm not?

40:58 Stryker It doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference. It really doesn't.

41:00 Doesn't.

41:01 Caller No?

41:02 Adam That's a penis in your mind.

41:04 Stryker And it's yours and you're going to learn how to use it. There you go.

41:07 Adam All right. Hey, good luck on the mission, man.

41:09 Stryker Appreciate it, bro.

41:10 Adam In about three years, you're going to have about 86 kids. Is that what happens when you come back from a mission? All of a sudden, you find a wife and you just pop them out?

41:19 Drew No comment.

41:20 Adam You were in the wedding.

41:21 Drew No, I'm not.

41:21 Adam No, but he just filmed a movie. Something about a missionary position.

41:25 Drew Yeah. Something something like that.

41:29 Adam Yeah.

41:30 Caller All right.

41:31 Adam I'm going to act like your brother.

41:32 You speak a little. All right.

41:33 Adam Hey, Nick, what's up, man? You're 16.

41:36 Caller Yeah, I can't get myself to have sex with my girlfriend. What do you mean? Well, every time I'm at her house and we want to do it, I just, I don't know, I can't get myself to.

41:48 Stryker You're chicken out or you don't get hard.

41:50 Caller I kind of chicken out.

41:51 Drew Do you want to?

41:52 Caller Yeah, I definitely want to.

41:53 Stryker He wants to, but you're not, maybe you're not ready. Your body's telling you something. Just relax.

41:57 Adam Have you ever had sex before?

41:58 Caller Oh yeah.

41:59 Adam But just, is it with a different girl?

42:01 Caller Uh, I don't know. It seems like whenever I really start to like a girl and really get involved with her, I have trouble having sex.

42:08 Adam That's probably a good thing because you get into it mentally and maybe just, you know, hold him back a little bit until you're actually ready. And maybe something further will go on after you actually have sex with her.

42:18 Caller All right.

42:19 Stryker Take your time. Take your time. What is the hurry, everybody?

42:22 Caller All right.

42:23 Adam The hurry is, ejaculation, my friend.

42:25 Stryker I just has a rush to release that semen, right? You can do that many other ways other than abusing someone else with your penis.

42:32 Adam And what are those ways? What are the ways?

42:35 Stryker I'm sure you're next week. Okay. Come on, Drew.

42:36 Adam I love it. I love you, Drew. Dawn.

42:39 Caller Hi.

42:40 Adam You're 23 on Loveline with Christopher Gorham, Gorham, Gorham from Popular, Friday Nights.

42:46 Caller Hi.

42:47 Caller My question is, I have dreams that my father sexually molested me as a child.

42:53 Stryker Do you think that happened?

42:55 Caller I think it did. He had drug and alcohol. I know there was verbal and physical abuse. I have pictures. I go through the photo album and I'll say, hey, I remember pieces of that, but it's like blackout.

43:10 Stryker Let's just say you had a very traumatic childhood. We can safely say that.

43:15 Caller Yeah. My question is, what type of therapy do you go through to try and get something like that?

43:25 Stryker I think the first thing is you see a good psychiatrist to get a proper diagnosis and then let them recommend to you what kind of treatments you need. It's like any other illness. If you don't have an accurate diagnosis, you can't be rendered an accurate treatment. If you have pneumonia and somebody is treating you for a sprained ankle, maybe it's a sprained ankle, but you've got to make the right diagnosis in order to expect the right treatment response.

43:50 Adam Are there some screwy things going on in your life other than the dreams that you think are happening because maybe your dad was messing with you?

43:57 Caller Well, my husband and I, we have a lot of sexual problems, I guess you could say. I'm just real uncomfortable with sex and...

44:10 Stryker Why don't you go see someone?

44:11 Caller Yeah.

44:11 Stryker All right, that's good. You're ready, you got some stuff, you know something's going on, you know you've had a traumatic upbringing, check it out.

44:18 Adam Mara, you're 13 on Loveline.

44:20 Caller Hi.

44:21 Who is this?

44:22 Adam This is Stryker along with Dr. Drew.

44:24 Caller Oh my God, okay, I am the biggest popular fan.

44:27 Adam You are?

44:27 Yes, I am.

44:28 Stryker God, she just, she like switches on.

44:30 Caller Yeah, I know.

44:31 Stryker Hey, what's going on here? Oh my God.

44:33 Caller Oh my God, you know the woman who plays as your mom?

44:36 Drew Yeah, Allie Mills.

44:37 Caller Yeah, she goes to my church at my school.

44:39 Drew Oh, you're kidding.

44:40 Caller No, I'm not.

44:41 Drew Yeah, for anybody who doesn't know, Allie Mills was the mom on The Wonder Years.

44:44 Caller Yeah.

44:44 Stryker Church at your school.

44:45 Caller I love her.

44:46 Stryker Church at your school?

44:47 Caller Yeah.

44:49 Yeah.

44:49 Adam Do you wear one of those Britney Spears outfits at school?

44:52 Yeah.

44:52 Caller Yes.

44:53 Oh, man.

44:55 Adam So you have a question for Chris besides sweating on the other end?

44:58 Caller Yes.

44:58 Go ahead.

44:58 Adam What's up?

44:59 Caller Okay. I am mad about Sam.

45:01 Caller You're mad?

45:02 Caller Yes.

45:03 Adam Yeah?

45:04 Caller Yes, I'm very mad.

45:05 Caller Why did...

45:06 Caller Okay.

45:06 Caller Is she going to go out with you?

45:08 Drew I don't know.

45:09 Caller Yes, you do know.

45:10 Drew No, no, I swear. I swear to you, I don't know. It has not been resolved.

45:14 Stryker When do they give you your scripts?

45:16 Drew We get them usually about the day before we start shooting, sometimes the day of.

45:20 Wow. Really?

45:20 Adam And you have to memorize the scenes you're doing the next day or the entire...

45:24 Drew Yeah, yeah, just the stuff that you're doing the next day. But no, honestly, I can tell you, it's a storyline that's ongoing and they haven't decided on the resolution yet, so...

45:33 Caller Oh, I hope you guys go out together.

45:35 Drew Well, all right.

45:37 Adam Mara, we will let the producers know.

45:39 Caller Okay.

45:40 Adam And don't forget, it's Feb on the Frog.

45:42 Caller Oh, my God.

45:43 Caller I know.

45:44 Caller Feb on the Frog.

45:46 Adam And by the way, I don't want to put down the WB because I appeared on one of their shows last Sunday night. What's what's what? Gross Point. Did you really? I was on the season finale. You're kidding. No, I have a little acting thing. You're big time.

45:56 Drew Ah, no. Season finale.

45:58 Caller Come on, sweeps episode. Bring it.

46:01 Adam Boy, was that the I got the script that day, that morning, like at seven.

46:05 Drew I believe it.

46:06 Adam And I was more nervous about memorizing the lines and actually going in front of the camera, which I haven't done in a whole lot. I thought I did all right.

46:13 Caller Yeah.

46:14 Adam You know, Darren stars and called me since then. But I think the episode was great. It was on. It just aired. Yeah, just aired. Yeah. Ratings were down.

46:22 Stryker No, I'm just kidding. I don't know what happened.

46:24 Adam But it was it was super fun. Super fun. I loved the WWWB.

46:28 Stryker We got to take a break.

46:29 Adam Drew was pointing at me like a break. The guy points at me nonstop. Christopher Gorham is here from Popular. And the number is 1-800-LOVE-191. And we'll speak to Rachel and David and some more of you guys coming up soon on Loveline.

47:03 Caller All right, nothing like Inky Bits bringing us back. The Loveline, that's this, what you're listening to on your radio station, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Stryker, in for Adam Corolla along with Dr. Drew. Drew, you all right? You look a little disconvibulated since you left the room a second ago.

47:18 Stryker No, it's okay. No, and I were having a heavy discussion, and Anderson had the temerity to interrupt us.

47:23 Caller The temerity? With a radio program. Hold on, the man that graduated UCLA, what does temerity mean? Audacity? I don't even know. Audacity means boldness, and I learned that in the SAT class back in the day. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular, and it's on Friday nights at what time? Nine o'clock on all WB networks. Exactly. All WB networks as far as I know. Okay. Except, unless there's something screwy going on with the affiliates. I know in my hometown, Fresno, California, something was going on. They were combining two channels, and so our show ended up being at 11 o'clock at night for six weeks in a row. After the rerun of Alice. Yeah. It was just flip-flopping all over the place, and people couldn't find it, so if for some reason it's not on at nine o'clock, just check your local listings and you should be able to find it. It's called Popular. And one thing, last night we had a girl on Emily Proctor from West Wing, and I was so excited because she was on the Dukes of Hazzard.

48:20 Adam Oh, which was...

48:21 Caller Reunion.

48:22 Adam Yeah, still. But you were on, I don't know, a season or an episode of Saved by the Bell.

48:27 Drew Yeah. I did an episode of Saved by the Bell right before I did Popular, actually.

48:31 Adam And was this the one with Mario Lopez, Zach Morris?

48:34 Drew No, this was the new class.

48:36 Adam Oh, the new class.

48:38 Drew Mario Lopez is actually doing an episode of our show, and I think he's going to have a recurring...

48:41 Stryker Mario is one of the nicest guys in the world.

48:43 Drew And let me tell you, I haven't met him yet.

48:45 Stryker You know who his girlfriend is?

48:46 No.

48:48 Adam Tell me her name.

48:48 Stryker I hope you're going to tell me. It's Doritos.

48:52 Adam She did our show, too.

48:53 Stryker No, no, no.

48:55 Drew Really?

48:56 Caller Allie Landry.

48:57 Adam Allie Landry.

48:58 Stryker They're going to get married, I promise. Yeah. Prediction.

49:01 Adam Oh, man. So Mario is going to be on Popular? Yeah, he's hunky.

49:06 Drew Oh, he's very hunky.

49:07 Adam So tell him I said hello when you see him. Yeah, absolutely. All right. Let's speak to Drew. Where do you want to go on this one?

49:12 Caller All right. Let's go speak to David. You're 16 on Loveline. Oh, hey, hey, Drew. Hey, Stryker. Hey, Christopher. What's going on?

49:19 Stryker Yeah. Okay. Yesterday, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend. Yeah.

49:24 Adam For the first time?

49:25 Stryker Yeah.

49:25 Adam Okay.

49:25 Drew On purpose or on accident?

49:27 Stryker Excuse me?

49:28 Drew On purpose.

49:28 Stryker He tripped and his penis slipped into a vagina.

49:31 Stryker Yeah, I tripped. No, it was more like unplanned.

49:34 So, yeah.

49:35 Stryker Okay.

49:35 And I waited till today to give her the morning after pill.

49:40 Stryker And she was on her period when we had sex.

49:43 Stryker Okay, great.

49:44 Yeah. So, I want to know.

49:45 Stryker Did you keep the morning? Did you have the morning after pill handy?

49:48 Yeah, I did.

49:49 Caller Good for you.

49:50 Yeah.

49:51 Adam And he's only 16.

49:52 Stryker David. Round of applause.

49:54 Drew Anderson, where's the ball?

49:56 Caller Yeah.

49:56 Stryker This one. If you give it within 24 hours, it's like 90% plus effective.

50:00 Caller Oh, okay, man. I was cropping my pants.

50:02 Stryker No, no. You have three days to give it.

50:04 Stryker So, does that help?

50:05 Stryker Yeah. You're double protected. You're fine.

50:07 Stryker Okay. What I want to know is, okay, now that I got that out of the way, I just want to know, where can I get more of the pill?

50:13 Caller Cause I got this through a friend who works at a pharmacy.

50:17 Stryker Nice. Take back everything I said about you, David.

50:20 Adam It was really a vitamin C.

50:21 Stryker You're screwed.

50:23 Adam I want to get a cold that should be fine.

50:24 Stryker I was working at the pharmacy and I got it, but I don't want to do it.

50:27 Stryker Which one did you use? Plan B or Prevent?

50:30 I don't remember what it's called.

50:31 I had take two within 12 hours and take two.

50:36 Adam Give some phone numbers, Drew, on how to get this.

50:37 Stryker Why not just Plan Parenthood? They can get you the pill. 800-230-PLAN.

50:43 Adam What is it again?

50:44 Stryker 230-PLAN.

50:46 Adam David, you should be all right and quit stealing from your pharmacy. This is a good one. Max. Hi. Hey, you're 51 on Loveline.

50:54 Caller Yes, sir.

50:54 Adam Nice. What's going on?

50:57 Caller I've been married a long time and my wife has gotten very loose over the years.

51:05 Adam Loose with other men or down there?

51:07 Caller Down there.

51:08 Stryker She had babies?

51:09 Caller You put your ear to it, you could hear the ocean.

51:11 Stryker Nice.

51:11 Adam Very nice.

51:12 Stryker Max, you are all class. What?

51:14 Adam Has she had babies?

51:16 Caller No, we've never had kids.

51:19 Stryker Why would she be loosening up like that? I wonder.

51:21 Caller Have you heard of the plumber? Are you getting bigger?

51:24 Caller No.

51:25 Adam Leon's getting larger.

51:27 Caller What?

51:29 Caller Talk about the genital shrinkage. Ever hear of that? It's called the old wiener. He says, so long, I'm getting old and curling up.

51:37 Adam You're not that old, though.

51:38 Stryker It reminds me of the shoes of the witch under the house when they try to get the movie Slippers Off Work.

51:42 Caller My penis is shrinking.

51:46 Stryker Oh, my God.

51:47 Adam So your penis is getting smaller and her vagina is getting larger.

51:50 Caller It's getting larger.

51:52 Stryker Vaginas don't get larger, though, Max.

51:54 Caller They don't.

51:55 Stryker No, they really don't.

51:56 Adam Well, uh-oh.

51:56 Stryker Not unless there's a baby going through there.

51:58 Adam Or a fist.

51:59 Stryker Yeah, you're doing something weird.

52:01 Caller No, it's just, uh, I think there's no muscle tone or something.

52:05 Stryker Oh, really? Okay. Okay, that could be. You just say lose tone. Yeah, yeah. How about some Kegel exercises for her? How old is she?

52:11 Caller Oh, she's 52.

52:12 Stryker Is she exercising at all?

52:14 Caller No, you know, dedicatedly sedentary.

52:16 Stryker Wouldn't that be a good idea if you guys both maybe get on a walking program and that'll help firm up those pelvic muscles a little bit? Listen, it's a payoff for her, too, because it's hard to have a, I can't believe I'm going to say this. It's hard to have a decent orgasm if your pelvic musculature is completely deconditioned like that.

52:35 Caller Yeah, well, the thing is, is that all of her orgasms are produced pretty much digitally. I've got talented fingers, but, you know, the old dick hardly does it anymore. What can I say?

52:50 Adam Well, Max, here's what you need to do. Go out to, and you're from LA., right?

52:53 Caller Yes, sir.

52:53 Adam Why don't you go down to San Vicente Boulevard, do some walking down there.

52:56 Stryker Are you familiar with the Kegel exercises?

52:59 Caller Yeah, I'm familiar with them. Getting her to do them is hard. Are those the same as the pelvic floor exercises?

53:05 Stryker Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'd be good for her. Listen, when she's 70, she's going to start having difficulty holding her urine, and have all kinds of prolapse. It's going to be lovely.

53:13 Adam The vagina will be dragging on the floor.

53:15 Stryker Like with all of our muscular system, it needs to be nourished properly, it needs to be sustained properly.

53:20 Adam I do them right now.

53:21 Stryker Well, not just the Kegels. I have too much information. But you need to walk, you need to exercise. Your body needs that in order to stay healthy. Things will happen. There will be a price for long-term lack of use.

53:33 Adam All right, Drew, this one's for you. Lindey, you're 28.

53:36 Caller Yes, I am.

53:36 Adam What's up?

53:37 Caller Well, I had two questions.

53:39 Caller First was about hepatitis C. Exactly how can you contract it?

53:43 Stryker Same as HIV.

53:45 Caller Same as HIV. What about through like toilet use? No.

53:49 Adam Same as HIV.

53:49 Stryker No, same as HIV.

53:52 Caller Okay. The next question is, you were talking some weeks ago about heroin use and ecstasy use, and you talked about Parkinsonian symptoms, and you said that it was impossible to contract Parkinsonian symptoms from taking heroin. And I was wondering if you've ever read the book in the case of the frozen addicts.

54:10 Stryker Yeah, that's not from the heroin. It's from the stuff that's in it. Right. And you certainly can get that. And designer drugs can cause it, too. And with ecstasy, I've never seen it sustained. I've never seen it go beyond a week or so. So people always ask, am I going to get Parkinson's? And I've never seen that happen, even though people speculate that it might.

54:33 Caller But if somebody out on the market created some synthetic heroin.

54:37 Stryker Oh, yeah. Synthetic heroin, absolutely can cause it. There's all sorts of things you can take that could cause it. But actual opiate heroin will not do it. Right.

54:47 Caller But, you know, ecstasy or something like that could possibly cause it.

54:51 Stryker Possibly. They actually, sure, I've seen it happen acutely, meaning people can get locked in for about a week. But I've never seen it progress later.

54:59 Caller Nothing like the case of the frozen addicts, though.

55:01 Stryker I've not seen that. People speculate that that's a possibility. But they think that the cases in which that has occurred, it probably wasn't MDMA. Alright, a lot of other hideous stuff from MDMA, a lot of other hideous stuff, but not that. Okay?

55:14 Caller You had a guy who called, who was a heroin addict, and he says, I keep on shaking, I think I have Parkinson's, and you told him that you hadn't heard of that very much.

55:23 Stryker No, I've seen that from strokes, again, from various things that happen from the heroin, but I've never seen it from the heroin itself.

55:28 Adam Alright, Joseph. Joseph.

55:32 Caller Yes.

55:32 Adam You're 23 on Loveline.

55:34 Caller Hi, how you doing?

55:35 Stryker Good.

55:36 Caller I have a question. Actually, two questions.

55:39 Caller I want to know if you can get the morning after pill without having to go through all the counseling.

55:45 Stryker Depends what's your state situation. Some states are having it basically over the counter.

55:49 Caller Well, it's in Texas and I went to Planned Parenthood and they want me to bring my girlfriend in for a bunch of questioning and stuff like that.

55:56 Stryker Yeah, but that's not, in the state of Washington, you can call a pharmacy and get it immediately.

56:00 Adam Does the doctor call the pharmacy?

56:02 Stryker No.

56:02 Caller You can just call.

56:04 Stryker There's something called, there's a line called, you could try this line, Joseph, 1888 not NOT., number two, late. 1888, not too late. And they will refer you to pharmacies where you can get, organizations will give you the morning after tell.

56:18 Caller Okay, and I have one other question.

56:22 Caller Ever since I guess I was about maybe seven or eight, I noticed that my testicles were abnormal. Like there's extra, they're bigger than usual than like normal ones.

56:35 Stryker Nice.

56:36 Adam Have you seen many other testicles?

56:37 Caller Congratulations.

56:38 Caller Well, I mean like, you know, on TV and stuff and just like on in books.

56:43 Adam On the next episode of The Love Boat, the bartender Isaac will show us testicles. All right.

56:50 Caller All right.

56:50 Adam So what's your question? Is that normal?

56:52 Caller Well, there's extra, it doesn't look like there's only two testicles in there.

56:56 Stryker Have you been had a physical ever?

56:59 Caller Metaphysical?

57:00 Stryker Have you had a physical ever? Physical examination?

57:02 Caller No, I've never had a physical.

57:04 Stryker Maybe you ought to just check that out. Cause there are all kinds of things that can go on in there. Hernias, cysts, tumors.

57:09 Adam You need to rub your balls like Tom Green said. Check them out.

57:13 Stryker Unlikely they've been a tumor, but there are other things that can be of significance. All right?

57:17 Stryker Okay. All right. Thanks a lot.

57:19 Adam All right. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular. So you're an auctioneer, I hear?

57:24 Drew Yes, technically.

57:25 Adam I would like in your best auctioneer style to auction off Dr. Drew's testicles. And I'll be one of the bidders.

57:31 Stryker Okay, go ahead.

57:33 Drew Let's start the bidding then.

57:36 Adam We're going to start the bidding at $2.

57:37 Drew All right.

57:37 Stryker For his testicles. Here we go.

57:40 Drew Here we go.

57:40 Stryker Here we go.

57:41 Drew We've got on the block today, Dr. Drew's testicles. They've been around the block a couple of times.

57:46 Stryker Lot 666.

57:47 Drew Bidding is going to start at $2. I got a $2 bid now, three. I got a $2 bid now, three now, three, getting me four.

57:53 Stryker I got a three, four, eight, a bid now, four, one.

58:27 Caller I was caught up listening to you guys doing the auction and didn't get much else.

58:30 Adam Well, you can get the bidding and it's at $3 million.

58:32 Stryker What's going on?

58:35 Caller Well, I had kind of an interest or I don't know, it's kind of an odd question. For about the past year, I've been dating a really wonderful guy, and we had a little bit of problems in the beginning, and it's actually kind of rough. And I've never really had much trouble with pain before. I'm kind of little and he's kind of well endowed, so there's obviously some friction. But now it seems like whenever we try to have sex or anything, that there's a lot of pain involved. I immediately kind of cramp up and I have some pretty serious pain going on down there.

59:08 Stryker So there's some sort of, there's an anatomic misfit here? Is that what you're saying? What does that mean?

59:13 Caller I don't know because I've had well-endowed boyfriends before and I haven't had this problem. Now we're both trying to be a lot gentler and we're working with it a lot, but I'm wondering if now it's not just purely psychological and I'm freaking out every time we have sex without really knowing it and cramping myself up.

59:31 Stryker Absolutely could be. It's called vaginismus. And some versions of that are actually due to spinal reflex, but some of it are due to anxiety. And if you learn to relax and deep breathe and get used to it again, maybe things will be okay. But you do need to be sure you have a pelvic exam to make sure that's not something else going on.

59:48 Stryker Right?

59:49 Caller Okay.

59:49 Stryker Okay.

59:50 Caller Okay.

59:50 Stryker All right.

59:50 Adam Like Cassandra. All right. Let's speak to Judith. You're 16 on Loveline.

59:55 Caller Yeah. Hi. Hi. I have a boyfriend. Well, I have a boyfriend and he's sort of, well, we get intimate and he sort of doesn't ejaculate.

1:00:07 Adam You know, sort of doesn't.

1:00:09 Caller He doesn't.

1:00:09 Adam Okay.

1:00:10 Caller That's basically it.

1:00:11 Adam From sex, oral?

1:00:14 Caller Sex.

1:00:14 Adam From sex and he doesn't. And your question is, should you be worried that you're not doing a good job?

1:00:19 Caller Exactly.

1:00:19 Caller It has nothing to do with, I guarantee.

1:00:21 Stryker No, no. It has nothing to do with you. Nothing. There's just some guys that have difficulty.

1:00:26 Adam That's not true, Drew. It's her fault.

1:00:29 Stryker No, it isn't. This is that guy. This is that guy that has trouble ejaculating from sex. And he'll relax. How long have you been with him?

1:00:35 Caller Like two years.

1:00:37 Stryker And he never has an orgasm during sex? No.

1:00:40 Adam Maybe he's late bloomer. Does he have hair under his arms?

1:00:43 Stryker Oh, please. Is he masturbated excessively?

1:00:46 Drew That's really the other side of this?

1:00:47 Adam Of course he does. He's 16.

1:00:49 Stryker Yeah. He's got to slow it. Tell him not to masturbate so much, right?

1:00:52 Adam Matthew. Oh, my God. Judith, one thing before you go. It's not you. And just know that. So don't worry about it. Okay.

1:01:00 Stryker Okay. And talk to him about it. He'll be all right. It's not. Believe me, he's happy. He's fine.

1:01:05 Adam As long as he gets to touch your boobs. Oh, God bless him.

1:01:08 Stryker Okay.

1:01:09 Adam Okay. All right.

1:01:10 Stryker Bye bye. You're an easy man to please.

1:01:13 Adam It's true. At 16, did you not want to touch bosoms?

1:01:16 Stryker Yeah.

1:01:17 Adam And did you?

1:01:18 Stryker No.

1:01:19 Drew Okay.

1:01:19 Adam Neither did I. Tony, how about you, Christopher? Did you?

1:01:24 Drew I'm married. That's not no longer allowed to talk about pre-marriage relationship.

1:01:29 Adam That's fine. Tony, what's up, man? And you're 20 on Loveline.

1:01:32 Caller Oh, hi. I don't know.

1:01:35 Stryker I was just calling to see what I could do about my depression or something like that.

1:01:38 Adam You don't sound it at all.

1:01:40 Caller Oh, okay. Yeah.

1:01:42 Stryker No, you sound very depressed. Are you doing drugs, too?

1:01:44 Stryker No, actually, I've quit doing drugs for about a month now.

1:01:48 Caller And it really doesn't have any effect on it, I believe.

1:01:51 Stryker What drug?

1:01:52 Stryker Marijuana. Well, you know, it seemed to have made it worse even when I stopped, you know.

1:01:59 Stryker That's correct. We talked about this last night, didn't we? That it's very common to have suicidal thinking when you stop smoking pot for about six months.

1:02:08 Adam And your sex drive can go down and hopefully it'll all come back.

1:02:10 Caller Yeah.

1:02:11 Stryker Seriously. But the depression can be profound after you stop smoking pot.

1:02:16 Caller I've had it all throughout.

1:02:19 Stryker I understand you have depression also. But you may need, in order to really thoroughly treat you over all circumstance, you may need the marijuana addiction treated. And if you need your depression treated, you need to see a doctor that should be treated. Absolutely. 20% of people with depression die. Very serious. They put that number, attach that number to any other illness and people are rushing to the doctor. So let's go.

1:02:42 Stryker Well, I mean, I've handled everything on my own, you know, always.

1:02:46 Stryker Yeah, and you've been depressed for four years, and you've been smoking pot. Let's go there, Tony. It's time to take care of yourself. You're 20.

1:02:53 Yeah, I do take care of myself.

1:02:54 Caller I've taken care of myself for a long time.

1:02:57 Drew Nobody getting to the doctor.

1:02:58 Stryker Tony, why are you calling us? You don't want to take the advice we're giving you?

1:03:03 Okay, I'm sorry, sir.

1:03:04 Caller Have a good night.

1:03:05 Adam Tony? Tony?

1:03:07 Oh, God.

1:03:08 Adam Jesus.

1:03:09 Stryker I love that when they call and you get some advice, they're like, hey, I'm going to do whatever I want.

1:03:12 Back off.

1:03:14 Stryker Why are you calling me?

1:03:14 Adam Leave me alone. You know, that's one thing about about marijuana that I really never knew until listening to you guys on Loveline was that people that smoke it a lot, addicted people, when they're done, they're in trouble.

1:03:27 Drew What's a lot? What's considered a lot?

1:03:29 Stryker Daily.

1:03:30 Adam Yeah.

1:03:31 Stryker And they get profoundly depressed. Other presses are awful.

1:03:34 Adam But is there-

1:03:34 Stryker I don't know how many people die.

1:03:35 Adam What's the long-term effect of smoking? Say someone smokes marijuana seven days a week, three years in a row.

1:03:42 Stryker We don't know for sure. I've noticed, I think in some cases nothing. Although you will get depressed and will get panic, you will get anxious and stuff, but that will pass. And you'll be an addict. You'll have to have that treated because once that addict chemistry has been triggered, that drive will always be there and you'll replace it with something.

1:04:00 Drew That's something that varies person to person, right? I mean, how much it takes to get addicted?

1:04:05 Stryker Well, it's a genetic thing. It's a switch. You predispose to genetically. Once the switch is thrown, that's it. It's thrown. And the intensity of the behaviors attached to that tend to be determined by the drug of choice, but it's a threshold issue. And would you ask me how much spot? So the long-term effects. One thing I have noticed occasionally is people sometimes get very obsessive compulsive, very, like weirdly obsessive compulsive.

1:04:27 Adam Like rub your nipples and suck your thumb.

1:04:28 Stryker Right, like that. People may not recognize that reference from an hour and a half ago.

1:04:34 Caller Oh, I'm on the ball tonight, Drew.

1:04:36 Stryker No one will push in me.

1:04:37 Adam Wait a minute.

1:04:38 Stryker But that's something that can be long-term and the mood problems can be long-term, but many times it's nothing. Okay, good. Myra?

1:04:44 Caller Yes.

1:04:44 Adam You're 22 on Loveline. What's up?

1:04:47 Caller I had a question. Actually, too. Me and my boyfriend have sex. He usually doesn't please me and I tell him what to do, what I want him to do, but he doesn't listen to me. Is there any way I can get him to do what I want?

1:05:02 Adam Yes. Don't have sex with them anymore and say to him, I will not do anything until you start listening to me. The man will run through coals. He'll set himself on fire. He'll do anything it takes to get back in the sack with you. So I'll tell him beforehand.

1:05:16 Stryker I understand why women don't understand they are in control. You're in control, Myra.

1:05:21 Adam You own us.

1:05:22 Stryker You're in control. You got the goods.

1:05:24 Caller Yeah, but then that's another thing. He doesn't have sex with me very often either. I like practically have to beg for him to have sex with me too.

1:05:32 Stryker How often?

1:05:34 Caller Maybe twice a month. If I get big a lot.

1:05:37 Adam Why are you with this guy?

1:05:38 Drew Yeah, what's, what's, how long have you been with him?

1:05:40 Caller About five years.

1:05:42 Stryker Sounds awful.

1:05:43 Adam And how old are you? 22.

1:05:45 Drew 22.

1:05:45 Caller You've been five years.

1:05:46 Adam So since you're 17, maybe he's a, it's possible his mind and wiener is elsewhere now.

1:05:52 Stryker How old is he?

1:05:53 Caller He's 24.

1:05:56 Stryker Do you think maybe it's time for this relationship to come?

1:05:57 Drew Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's doesn't sound good.

1:06:00 Adam How into him are you Myra?

1:06:02 Caller Um, I mean, I care about him, but I don't know if it's like that I love him or if it's just that I'm so used to being with him.

1:06:10 Adam It's probably that if I were you, you know, I would end it and move on. And you're only 22. You got plenty of time.

1:06:17 Stryker So one thing about these teenage, young adult relationships, you really don't know when they're over when you're that age. These are relationships that would last about three weeks when you're 30. You'd realize it was not going anywhere. You'd get out, you'd end it. Everybody would be fine.

1:06:28 Adam That happens in your 20s too.

1:06:30 Stryker Yeah.

1:06:30 Adam I know it does.

1:06:31 Stryker When you've got that teenage relationship that goes on too long.

1:06:35 Adam You just do it because it becomes a habit and you're cool because you're just afraid to lose.

1:06:38 Stryker You're afraid. You don't know how to end it. You don't know. You don't know when it's over. You don't know how to end it.

1:06:43 Drew Especially when you've been for somebody for five years. You've got to have the fear of you're not going to find somebody else. This was the one.

1:06:47 Stryker Yeah. It's awful.

1:06:49 Adam Hey, Bill.

1:06:50 Yeah.

1:06:50 Adam What's up, man? You're 30 on Loveline.

1:06:52 Caller Yeah. Well, this is kind of, hey, everything's great. Sex is wonderful. My girlfriend and we've been seeing each other about two years.

1:07:01 Perfect.

1:07:02 Caller Thing is, she's what you would call a gusher to an extent.

1:07:08 Stryker She ejaculates.

1:07:09 Yeah.

1:07:10 Drew A lot. That's the technical term.

1:07:11 Stryker Gusher, yeah.

1:07:12 Caller I don't know how else to say it other than that.

1:07:15 Stryker Now, no, always one has to distinguish between female ejaculation and female orgasmic incontinence, meaning pee.

1:07:24 Caller No, it's ejaculate, that is for sure.

1:07:26 Adam How much is coming out of there?

1:07:29 Caller Enough to not just a wet spot, but a wet quadrant. Wow. So, you know, we're very active and don't see each other a lot, but enough to, you know.

1:07:42 Stryker You're not happy about this?

1:07:43 Caller Well, I am. It's wonderful. I mean, how could you not be really in the whole scheme of things? I mean, everything's perfect. It's great. What I'm looking for is more practical advice, and I'm looking for you guys' wealth of information here.

1:07:56 Adam I got it for you, Bill.

1:07:58 Caller I only have so many towels. I have a closet full of towels, and you just, I mean, I'm too busy that I can't wash them.

1:08:06 Adam Bed Bath and Beyond in about 16 rolls of quarters, Bill, and you're in.

1:08:11 Caller I need, I don't know, is there like, you know, some sheets or something?

1:08:15 Drew You got a mattress protector, right?

1:08:17 Caller I got a bigger bed. We've done a mattress protector. That's a necessity.

1:08:20 Drew Okay.

1:08:21 But how about an umbrella?

1:08:24 Caller But the thing is, it's like we've had to delegate to a certain portion of the room. I mean, you can't use the sofas anymore. I mean, you can't.

1:08:33 Caller Please don't.

1:08:35 Adam It's now leaking down to the neighbor below you, and you're going to get kicked out of the building.

1:08:38 Drew Your friends are never coming over again now.

1:08:40 Caller I'm really, I'm looking, you guys are the only people that might have enough information that can, you know, like, is there like gadgets or things or?

1:08:48 Drew Like a wet vac.

1:08:49 Adam Is there a, is there medicine so it doesn't come flooding out of there?

1:08:53 Stryker No, no, no, that's a good, no, no, no.

1:08:54 Adam No, okay.

1:08:55 Stryker That's like, that's like holding back your ejaculation.

1:08:57 Caller Right. I mean, the relationship progressed perfectly. Everything's wonderful. She's very confident and-

1:09:05 Stryker What about, you know, plastic, you know, it's a tarp or something. Seriously, why not just something-

1:09:09 Caller It's just, yeah, I tried doing that underneath a liner. And it's the point where, you know, we, you know, have sex and then we have to get up and watch a movie.

1:09:20 Adam You know how some people that have a jerry curl, they put plastic on the furniture on the top. You need to get some of that plastic and lay it over the sheet.

1:09:26 Stryker What about in the shower?

1:09:28 Caller Yeah, that is-

1:09:31 Adam It flooded the valley.

1:09:32 Caller It's, you know, after so long, you just get pruney, you know? You can only have sex in the shower so many times.

1:09:38 Adam You get pruney, Drew. The fingers prune up.

1:09:40 Caller You know, and plus you're dealing with the health hazard there. I mean, one slip, one false move.

1:09:46 Caller It's over.

1:09:47 Adam Bill, this is class and practical, boy. I don't think there's anything you can do.

1:09:51 Caller He's got this thing, Drew.

1:09:51 Stryker 80% of the accidents in the home happen in the bathroom.

1:09:53 Caller I don't know what we can add, Bill.

1:09:55 Caller I mean, I can't- I tried- You know, my sheets are, you know, lost products. I can't really go out and get anything nice. I've got a bigger bed that, you know, now at least, you know, there's one, two, three, five-

1:10:07 Stryker Can't you come up with, like, a futon that you throw down and wash it or something? You know what I mean?

1:10:12 Adam How about a sponsorship from a bed company?

1:10:14 Stryker Go to, like, a Pier One or something to find something you can just toss on the ground.

1:10:18 Drew An athletic mat? A wrestling mat?

1:10:20 Stryker Yeah, somebody can hose down, yeah. I don't have any great advice otherwise, I'm afraid.

1:10:25 Adam I think you just need to hang with it or get rid of her, man.

1:10:27 Stryker No, don't get rid of her.

1:10:29 Adam Everything's perfect, though, Drew.

1:10:30 Stryker That's right.

1:10:31 Adam I know, I know. All right, we got to take a quick break.

1:10:33 Stryker What a hassle.

1:10:33 Adam Bill, good luck getting an umbrella, get the stuff they use on Jerry Curls, throw that on the bed or do what Drew said, get a futon, like a second bed and just throw it down and we're going to have sex. It's like having one of those rags and you guys know what I'm talking about. My mom is a fur coat, doesn't need a hanger. All right, Christopher Gorham is here. He's from the show Popular and it's on what night?

1:10:52 Drew Friday night, 9 o'clock.

1:10:53 Adam And we'll speak to him more and you guys and your questions coming up on the vlog. Hello, what is it?

1:11:11 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz. All right, we're back.

1:11:30 Adam It's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-1-91. I am sitting here for Adam Corolla, my main man mayonnaise, as Snoop said. I would be Stryker from LA. And Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dictionary Medicine Specialist, thank you for always welcoming me with the open arms.

1:11:45 Stryker My pleasure, you're always a pleasure.

1:11:46 Adam I really appreciate it, because it's Adam's shoes, very tough to fill.

1:11:50 Stryker Oh, please.

1:11:50 Adam No, come on, you know it is. He's got three TV shows, he does AT&T commercials, and I sit at home and I play Tony Hawk's skateboarding games and watch Vivid Videos.

1:12:00 Stryker Well, see, that's what makes you an expert.

1:12:01 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:12:02 Stryker Perfect qualify for this show.

1:12:04 Adam I'm the king and champion for it. Eh, a little something on the side too. And Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular on Friday nights. And what can you, what's the show about again for people just joining us? It's about high school kids.

1:12:16 Drew It's a high school show, it's about ambition, it's about popularity and unpopularity, and about how deep down inside we all feel the same.

1:12:25 Adam And what kind of character do you play?

1:12:26 Drew And I play Harrison John, who is like the alternative guy on the unpopular side, and who goes through all kinds of issues, recently got through leukemia and is now in remission, and will be for about five years before he's cleared.

1:12:40 Adam So you've played a gay guy in Party of Five, now you have cancer. Next maybe they'll chop off your ding-dong.

1:12:46 Drew Yeah, maybe.

1:12:47 Stryker Hey, we can always hope.

1:12:48 Adam We can see what happens. It can be like that movie that, what was it called, when the lady lost her arms, her legs, and she was just a body.

1:12:56 Drew Boxing Helena.

1:13:00 Adam Yeah, it was this, and someone got sued because she didn't appear in it. The wife of the Baldwin.

1:13:06 Drew Yeah, that movie was a mess.

1:13:08 Adam It was not good, though.

1:13:10 Drew No, it was, it was not her. No, you haven't?

1:13:13 Stryker Bizarre.

1:13:14 Adam You need to see she had, first she lost her arms, then her legs.

1:13:16 Drew It was like this crazy fetish. Like it was her husband or her boyfriend or something started removing, amputating her limbs. And until she had nothing left, she was just a torso.

1:13:27 Stryker And then what would he do? What was this movie about?

1:13:29 Adam I'm not even sure if you remember.

1:13:30 Drew And then they would have sex, I believe.

1:13:32 Stryker Is this a snuff film? Like a porn film?

1:13:34 Adam No, no, not at all. It was supposed to be a serious film, but it didn't really pan out that way.

1:13:39 Stryker No kidding.

1:13:39 Caller Yeah.

1:13:41 Adam I'll bring it to you. I have it on DVD and I'll show you the previews and everything.

1:13:44 Stryker God.

1:13:45 Adam I don't have it on DVD, by the way. But if someone wants to send it to me, sure, I'll watch that thing. All right, Drew, where are we going here on Loveline? Let's go to Jason. Jason, you're 29 on Loveline.

1:13:57 Stryker Hi. How are you doing?

1:13:57 Adam Good.

1:13:58 Stryker I wanted to talk to Dr. Drew about getting treatment for marijuana addiction.

1:14:03 Caller Hold on.

1:14:03 Adam I'm going to go to the bathroom.

1:14:05 Stryker No, come on. Just kidding.

1:14:06 Caller Why?

1:14:06 Stryker What's up?

1:14:08 Stryker I've been trying to stop smoking for a long time. I've never been able to.

1:14:11 Stryker You go to MA ever?

1:14:13 Stryker No.

1:14:14 Stryker Why don't you just do that? That's the way people stop.

1:14:17 Caller I'm very leery about going to get outside help.

1:14:21 Stryker It's not going to help. Jason, it is not going to stop otherwise. Listen, people have all sorts of weird ideas about what addiction is. It's psychologically addictive. It's this. It's that. Hey, look, if you can stop, stop. But if you can't, you're addicted. And if you're addicted, you must get treatment. It will not stop otherwise.

1:14:40 People just don't quit by themselves.

1:14:41 Stryker No. Then you're not an addict. Then you can stop. Then go ahead and stop.

1:14:45 Right.

1:14:46 Stryker You won't.

1:14:46 Adam Because you can't.

1:14:47 Caller You can't.

1:14:47 Caller You won't.

1:14:49 Stryker Yeah.

1:14:50 Adam Pretty much.

1:14:50 Caller Rarely I don't.

1:14:51 Adam Right. But you know what? You have one thing that's really not on your side.

1:14:55 Caller Which is?

1:14:56 Adam You're from Venice, California.

1:14:57 Stryker Oh, right.

1:14:58 Adam I mean, you have the beach. Have you been down? I mean, everyone there is smoking. Yeah.

1:15:01 Stryker It's everywhere. Well, I, at least, if you, you know, there are individual kinds of therapies that you could at least try, but I don't have much faith in that because what really works is a 12-step program. Yeah.

1:15:12 Stryker I'm also worried about confidentiality, things like that.

1:15:15 Stryker It works. I'm just telling you a 12-step works. And listen to, listen, lots of celebrities go in for treatment and they manage to maintain some degree of decorum and confidentiality about what goes on.

1:15:28 Adam I got to know, Jason, what, you don't want people to, is it your work or something? Yeah. Yeah. What kind of work are you in? Legal field. Ah.

1:15:37 Stryker Well, if you're an attorney or law enforcement?

1:15:40 Adam Attorney.

1:15:41 Stryker Well, check out the other bar. There are tons of recovering attorneys out there. Tons. And just like recovering physicians, the physicians are even more difficult to treat, frankly. But there's something called the other bar. Check out the other bar. And that's a 12 step program for attorneys. And it's highly, highly confidential.

1:16:00 Caller Okay.

1:16:01 Stryker Okay?

1:16:01 Caller Is there a telephone number for that?

1:16:04 Caller You know, call, State Bar California.

1:16:05 Stryker Call local AA and then start snooping around through them. They could probably get it for you.

1:16:09 Caller All right. Thank you very much. Bye-bye.

1:16:10 Adam All right, Jason.

1:16:11 Stryker All right.

1:16:12 Adam We got to speak to Fred here, who is in Detroit. What? Fred.

1:16:16 Hey, guys.

1:16:17 Drew What's up, Fred?

1:16:19 Well, actually, my problem did happen, but I'm dealing with that. But I lied to talk to Dr. Drew.

1:16:25 Stryker About what?

1:16:28 My wife's on an antidepressant.

1:16:30 Stryker Yeah. And she doesn't want to have sex with it. She doesn't want to have sex anymore.

1:16:35 Right.

1:16:36 Stryker Right. Sex is weird.

1:16:37 Adam Did she catch you masturbating or is that a lie?

1:16:39 Stryker That's a lie.

1:16:40 Well, she did catch me when we were dealing with that.

1:16:43 Stryker Well, effects can shut your sex drive down. And women particularly, sex starts looking weird. Like, oh my God, people touch it. That doesn't make sense anymore. So you might...

1:16:52 Well...

1:16:53 What? She's...

1:16:55 Like she says, there's no feeling down there.

1:16:57 Caller The switch has been shut off.

1:16:59 Stryker That's exactly right.

1:17:00 She said somebody told her that there's a drug you could take to counteract that. And we've been together for a long time. And, you know, it's something we both enjoy, but...

1:17:12 Caller Fred?

1:17:13 You know, how do we deal with it?

1:17:15 Stryker Fred, first of all, recognize that you should not... It's not healthy for you to relinquish physical intimacy on behalf of the treatment, okay? That you need to stay connected. Your relationship is important. It's important to the resolution of her depression. And physical connection is an important part of that. Now, the medicine...

1:17:33 Caller We're trying, but we keep...

1:17:34 Stryker Fred, listen.

1:17:35 Hold on, Fred. Listen.

1:17:37 Stryker It's easy. The medicine they're probably talking about is Wellbutrin. You can add Wellbutrin to Effexor, or she could be switched, or they can add Viagra. Sometimes that helps. That's not been proven yet, but some people are trying that. Or she can switch to Wellbutrin, Remeron, or Serizone, all of which do not have these sexual side effects. And I would strongly urge you to have her talk to a doctor about this. There's nothing magical about Effexor, oftentimes.

1:18:03 Stryker Moving on.

1:18:04 Adam Sean. Sean.

1:18:07 Stryker Yeah?

1:18:07 Adam Yeah, you're 26 on Loveline. What's up?

1:18:09 Caller Oh, I have a friend who's homosexual, and he's having a real rough time coming out of the closet. And I'm just trying to figure out what I can do to help him with that transaction.

1:18:21 Adam Are you out of the closet?

1:18:23 Caller No, I'm straight in the day as long.

1:18:26 Adam And why should it be? Why is it so beneficial for him to come out? And if he's 26...

1:18:32 Caller No, he's 18.

1:18:33 Adam Oh, he's 18. How are you friends with the 18-year-old?

1:18:36 Caller Oh, we go to school together.

1:18:38 Caller And we just kind of...

1:18:39 Caller College? I went back to school to get my high school diploma.

1:18:41 Adam High school?

1:18:42 Caller Yeah.

1:18:43 Adam Are you on the soccer team?

1:18:45 Caller No.

1:18:45 Adam You like to shower with the boys?

1:18:47 Caller No. That would be...

1:18:49 Stryker All right. OK. Why are you hell-bent on him coming out?

1:18:53 Caller Why? No, I want him to.

1:18:55 Stryker Why?

1:18:55 Caller Why? Well, so he can, like, not be freaked out about it anymore. He's thinking that if he comes out, his family is going to, like, disown him and all of his friends are going to hate him. And it's just not...

1:19:08 Stryker Well, you... I hate to say it. I'm glad you're a good friend, but you're not the guy to solve this problem for him. He needs to get a network of gay friends who've been through this and can support him as he goes through it. And he should not start on this process till he has a very, very significant close source of gay friends that he can turn to.

1:19:30 Adam Sean, is your friend there with you right now?

1:19:32 Caller Yeah, he's sitting right here.

1:19:33 Adam Can you put him on?

1:19:35 Drew Please?

1:19:36 Caller I don't know if he'll talk to you, but hold on a sec.

1:19:43 Adam How is a 26-year-old allowed to get in the high school?

1:19:45 Stryker I know, it's weird.

1:19:47 Adam If he's good in sports, he can get a scholarship in sports. I would love to go back.

1:19:52 Caller Hello?

1:19:53 Stryker Hi, we're just suggesting, first of all, you don't know why Sean is so hellbent on taking you through this, but I was telling him that it's not a good job for him to be doing for you, that you need to get a network of gay friends who've been through this, really talking through with them, make sure you've got a solid network of support to fall back upon and then begin that process of coming out. Okay?

1:20:15 Caller Well, I wouldn't know how to go about to get into that.

1:20:18 Stryker Gay and Lesbian Youth Center. Every town has got a Gay and Lesbian Youth Center.

1:20:22 Adam Even in your city. How long have you been with a man before? Just out of curiosity?

1:20:27 Caller No.

1:20:28 Adam No. How do you know you're gay? You just have the feeling you're attracted to men?

1:20:32 Caller Yeah, I don't have any sexual tendencies toward any females.

1:20:37 Adam Do you think, Drew, I don't know, you do the show every single night, is it, is he ready to come out? Is someone, is our people ready to come out?

1:20:45 Stryker They're ready when they've got adequate support, in my opinion. And support does not come from straight people because they don't really understand what this is all about. It comes from other gay people who have been through this.

1:20:55 Adam So Scott, find yourself some gay friends and they'll be your support group. And when you're ready to do it, hopefully they'll be there for you and everyone will understand, all right?

1:21:04 Stryker Everyone won't understand. That's why you need that network of people who have been through it.

1:21:07 Drew It can be really tough. I had a really close friend go through something similar like this, coming out and his family was not happy about it. And it's really, really important to have that support group to help you through that because you'd like to think that your family especially is gonna be supportive of you no matter what, but sometimes they're not.

1:21:26 Stryker Definitely. And or they're just worried about it. Those are their issues. They don't wanna believe it. They believe you're going through a phase. They wanna fix you. That's all them. And you have to be able to be separate and have your support separate from all that.

1:21:39 Adam Did you know any gay people in high school at the time they were gay?

1:21:43 Stryker Not in high school.

1:21:44 Adam I don't know.

1:21:44 Stryker We all had it a long time ago though.

1:21:45 Drew You did. I did. Really? I went to performing arts magnet school. So I was a little more liberal.

1:21:50 Adam Yeah.

1:21:51 Drew It's a little more liberal. But yeah, I mean, one guy especially that was very out.

1:21:55 Adam And it was all good with him.

1:21:57 Drew You know, I mean, honestly, I think he had other issues. But, you know, I mean, yes.

1:22:02 Adam He was your costume designer.

1:22:03 Drew Yeah. No, no, no. But he was very out and very public. And, you know, but it was the environment where he had support there. I mean, you know, none of us cared. So.

1:22:12 Adam Right. All right. It's Loveline. We've got to take a quick break. Coming up, let's we'll speak to Patty, who apparently knows you, Christopher, and wants to mention something about your shoe size. And we'll find out what the hell that is coming up on Loveline. Let's go, Dr. Drew. Yeah. I would like to invite you to go with me to the New Found Glory show coming up in about three weeks, I believe, two weeks.

1:23:07 Stryker What is it?

1:23:08 Adam It's a concert. New Found Glory is a band.

1:23:10 Stryker I'm into bands. I'm into concerts.

1:23:11 Adam Yes, you are, especially at the Weenie Roast and Acoustic. I see you out there.

1:23:14 Stryker Yeah, yeah. Those are the two concerts.

1:23:15 Adam We all announce a couple bands are out there with Adam. Maybe Adam will be too drunk next time, and I'll stand next to you and you just handle the mic.

1:23:23 Stryker Beautiful.

1:23:23 All right, that'll be good.

1:23:24 Adam All right, I'm Stryker, in for Adam Corolla along with Dr. Drew. It's Loveline.

1:23:28 Stryker Or you could ask the program director to send me out there with you. There you go.

1:23:31 Adam That's a good idea. Christopher Gorham is here from the show Popular on the WB. It's on Friday nights at 9 p.m. Nine o'clock. You should watch him on the show. He has leukemia. He's the alternative to the popular kids.

1:23:42 Drew There you go.

1:23:42 Adam I'm on it, man. I'm going to start taping it.

1:23:44 Drew You're picking this stuff up. You should. You know what you should get is TiVo.

1:23:47 Stryker TiVo's awesome.

1:23:47 Caller You guys have TiVo?

1:23:49 Drew It is the best. I love TiVo. Season pass and you're done every week you'll get it.

1:23:55 Adam Nice. We're going to talk to Patty, who's 25. Hello, Patty.

1:24:00 Caller Hi.

1:24:01 Adam How are you?

1:24:01 Caller Good.

1:24:02 Caller How are you?

1:24:02 Adam Good.

1:24:02 Caller Go right ahead.

1:24:04 Caller I just wanted to say hi to Chris.

1:24:05 Caller I went to college with him and lived on his floor my freshman year.

1:24:09 Drew What is your last name?

1:24:10 Caller Say.

1:24:11 Drew Patty, what's up?

1:24:12 Caller How are you?

1:24:13 Drew I'm great. How are you? Good.

1:24:15 Caller I know you were doing this show. Congratulations.

1:24:17 Drew Thanks. Thanks a lot.

1:24:18 Caller That's great. I haven't seen you in forever.

1:24:21 Drew I know.

1:24:21 Adam Hi.

1:24:22 Stryker Where do you guys live? What door in Sproul Hall?

1:24:24 Adam Yeah.

1:24:25 Caller North.

1:24:26 Adam What are you doing these days, Patty?

1:24:27 Caller I am in law school.

1:24:29 Caller Wow.

1:24:30 Adam Now that's impressive.

1:24:31 Drew It's for North was like the arts floor.

1:24:33 Caller Right.

1:24:33 Drew And literally almost everyone I know who I've talked to since college that lived on that floor has gone to law school. So I don't know what that's about.

1:24:42 Adam Hopefully your show will be on for a while. He gets a couple movies.

1:24:44 Drew I don't have to go. Exactly.

1:24:47 Adam Oh, man.

1:24:47 Caller You don't want to go to law school.

1:24:49 Drew No, I don't.

1:24:50 Adam Are you going to UCLA?

1:24:51 Caller No, I'm going to Loyola Marymount.

1:24:53 Adam That's a good one.

1:24:54 Stryker Yeah. Yes, it is.

1:24:55 Adam All right, Patty. Well, thanks.

1:24:56 Stryker No problem.

1:24:57 Caller Good luck with everything.

1:24:58 Drew Hey, you too.

1:24:59 Stryker Congratulations.

1:24:59 Adam Thank you very much. And if I need a lawyer, this is Stryker, by the way. I'll call you.

1:25:03 Caller Oh, good.

1:25:04 Adam I may need one.

1:25:05 Caller Okay.

1:25:05 Adam Okay. See you later. See you then. Well, you never know. I get into trouble now and then, especially when you and I go see Newfound Glory.

1:25:11 Stryker Nice.

1:25:12 Adam All right.

1:25:12 Caller Let's go to you.

1:25:14 Stryker Want to go to Carlos? Sure.

1:25:16 Adam Hey, Carlos.

1:25:17 Hello.

1:25:17 Stryker What?

1:25:18 Adam Oh, my God. It's the phone sex, man. You're you're 28.

1:25:21 Caller Yeah. Let's see. I was wondering a question. Let's see. It's about cocaine.

1:25:27 Stryker Yeah.

1:25:27 Caller And I was wondering, is it normal, I guess, for it to, I guess, let's see, over intensify sexual stimulation or no?

1:25:35 Stryker Yeah. Some people get it for a while, at least. And then it starts to decrease it. But it sounds like it might just give Carlos a pulse. It's the thing.

1:25:45 Caller I was just wondering that question.

1:25:47 Stryker Yes, it can for some people. Generally, it shuts people down, but it can some people drive them up. Okay.

1:25:52 Caller All right. All right. Thanks a lot. Bye, Carlos. See you later. We're going to Loveline.

1:26:00 Adam Sounded like a molester or a phone sex man? Michael.

1:26:03 Caller Yes.

1:26:04 Adam 24 on Loveline.

1:26:06 Caller Yes.

1:26:06 Caller Yeah.

1:26:07 Caller I'm kind of disappointed that I missed Adam.

1:26:09 Caller He's a hilarious guy.

1:26:11 Adam Hey, the hell with you, Michael. Welcome down to San Diego.

1:26:13 Stryker All right.

1:26:13 Caller Goodbye.

1:26:14 Stryker Put him on hold. Why would he open with that? Why? I mean, what possesses people to do that?

1:26:20 Adam Actually, that's like, I think I've been on the right side of the fence for most of these. Hey, glad you're there.

1:26:26 Stryker But I mean, at least if he really, really wants to express that, why not at least wait till the end of the call? Why open with that?

1:26:32 Adam But he said it in a nice way. He just said he was disappointed.

1:26:35 Stryker Hold on, let me ask.

1:26:37 Adam Hey Michael, you ever hear of the Clicks?

1:26:41 Caller The Clicks, no.

1:26:42 Adam Okay, there you go. Alright, let's go to Chuck. You're 20, man.

1:26:47 Caller Hey, what's going on?

1:26:48 Caller Hello.

1:26:50 Caller I'm going to try to make this as distinct as possible because it's kind of a complicated situation. It's made more complicated by the fact that I'm currently serving a mission. I'm a Mormon missionary. How about that?

1:26:58 Stryker Hey. That's three to nine, huh?

1:27:01 Caller Anyway, it seems to me in my entire life, I've seen to have something of a sleeping disorder. Basically, what it's always amounted to is I could never fall asleep at night. I even remember being like a little kid. Eight o'clock, go sleep over at my cousin's house. Ten o'clock, they go to bed, be snoring, and I'd be up until one watching the clock tick by. It also seems that I just like to sleep later and longer. Now, I'm on a mission now and I'm supposed to be up at 6.30 every morning, go to sleep at 10.30, and this has kind of been a problem. So, I've seen a couple of psychiatrists and talked to people and I've been doing a few medications. They started me out, a doctor who, you know, I guess, kind of my problem is that I think it's really easy for...

1:27:40 Stryker I think he's from France. He's a conehead.

1:27:43 Adam Oh, man. He is asleep.

1:27:45 Caller Sorry, sorry. I guess really people, it's really easy for people just to say, well, you're lazy, you're depressed, you've got a bad attitude. And so, they gave me some packs. Well, that didn't do jack crap. They gave me some Ambien, you know, nice sleeping pills, but they're not for, you know, long-term thing. Now, I'm on trazodone, which is kind of strange to me because they tell me I'm not depressed. They don't sound depressed.

1:28:05 Stryker They're test-tested. Trazodone is an excellent sleeping medication.

1:28:08 Adam You sound like you're on speed, Chuck.

1:28:09 Caller I'm kind of nervous. I'm sorry, guys. But, and, you know, this has just kind of been a running problem. Now, the thing about the trazodone is it's helping me fall asleep, but I still just can't seem to function in the mornings. I still can't get up, you know? And I'm just kind of wondering, you know, I can't seem to get anybody to consider the possibility that I might actually have a sleeping disorder and not just be, you know, a slob, a lazy guy.

1:28:33 Adam So what is your main question?

1:28:34 Stryker Why don't you get a sleep study?

1:28:36 Caller Well, while I'm on a mission, I can't get anybody to take this seriously. That's kind of the problem.

1:28:42 Stryker I understand. Why can't you go to a hospital and get a sleep study?

1:28:44 Caller Well, I don't have insurance for that kind of thing, money or anything to do that.

1:28:47 Stryker He's on a mission.

1:28:48 Caller Huh?

1:28:48 Adam You're on a mission.

1:28:49 Caller Yeah.

1:28:50 Stryker I thought they took care of that kind of thing when you're on a mission.

1:28:52 Caller You know what? And they do, but they're not. That's kind of what I said. The first one I first got on the mission, I talked to my mission president about it. He sent me to this doctor who's in the area and he's actually a geriatric doctor. I don't know why I sent him to you. This is the guy who gave me Paxil.

1:29:07 Adam Drew, hold on one sec. I don't think I can go on with this call anymore.

1:29:11 Stryker The way he wears you out, I think he may be bipolar, frankly, and that people bipolar have all kinds of funny sleep problems, but you know, I think a sleep value is a reasonable thing and they can tell you over the psychiatric cause of sleep disturbance and then you should see a psychiatrist.

1:29:25 Adam Chuck, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to ask one question because I don't want to be a jerk off, to ask one question within 10 seconds, go.

1:29:31 Caller All right, is there some other medications that I can talk to somebody about? I mean.

1:29:36 Stryker Yeah, you should see a psychiatrist, absolutely.

1:29:38 Caller All right.

1:29:39 Stryker Okay? Yeah, you should, because I think there's more going on here than people have suspected, definitely.

1:29:45 Drew Is it just me or any time someone opens with? I just have something really quick to say. Guaranteed for like a five minute explanation and no question.

1:29:53 Adam Oh, God, I almost needed a noose right then.

1:29:57 Drew Is it just me or is this a pattern?

1:29:58 Adam No, it's a pattern. Let's go to what? No, I like that one, Drew. Moe.

1:30:06 Caller Hey, what's happening?

1:30:06 Adam What's up? You're 18.

1:30:08 Caller Holy crap, man. I didn't think I'd make it on.

1:30:10 Adam You're on.

1:30:11 Caller Cool.

1:30:12 Caller Let me rephrase my question. I just wanted to know if there's any other way to increase my sexual stamina without taking any kind of drug like, I don't know, any exercises or something like that.

1:30:25 Adam Exercise. If you masturbate a lot, especially before sex, you will definitely last longer.

1:30:33 Stryker And the kegalex rises. Some people get some results with.

1:30:36 Adam You're really into those.

1:30:37 Drew Well, you know, we just had our birthing classes. My wife's pregnant and it's like the cure-all. It's like brand flakes.

1:30:43 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:44 Stryker Yeah. You know, absolutely.

1:30:46 Adam You're so young.

1:30:49 Stryker I like that.

1:30:49 Adam All right.

1:30:50 Stryker Jenny.

1:30:52 Adam Jenny, you're 25 on Loveline. What's up?

1:30:54 Caller Hi. Well, my question is about an ex-boyfriend. He used to dress up like a woman. He would wear long hair and so sometimes he would curl it and wear mom's clothes and paint his fingernails and watch himself masturbate.

1:31:10 Adam And you were there watching or you just knew he did that?

1:31:12 Caller No, at one point about six months into the relationship, he just confided me in me and he just told me this. And then later, you know, I was trying to be supportive because I wasn't too freaked out. I thought that might be something that people do. But then later he started requesting that I paint my fingernails and and I have short fingernails, but he would, you know, make me paint them. And then if I didn't, then he'd kind of be disappointed. And I guess it's a fetish. But I'm just wondering, is that a serious thing or I wonder why?

1:31:40 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:31:41 Stryker Don't you hurt my dog.

1:31:43 Stryker Jenny, I don't understand why you are so sort of clueless about people. What's up with you? That you can't make any assessment of what is and is not normal behavior.

1:31:54 Adam Jenny, you know that is dressing up like a girl going all the way with the curling iron and the painting of the nails. And he wants you to paint your nails.

1:32:02 Stryker Why you wouldn't react to that? I mean, to accept it as one thing, but to have like a no reaction to it is what's up with you?

1:32:08 Caller It's not that I didn't react, I was just trying to be supportive. I mean, I wasn't going to go, I didn't think that it was anything psychotic.

1:32:15 Caller I mean, that's why I'm asking.

1:32:17 Stryker Well, these things don't usually occur in a vacuum. I mean, usually there's a lot of other stuff going on with people that get into that kind of thing. And they're not bad people, but they got a lot of stuff going on. And no, it's not normal. It's not even in the range of normal.

1:32:31 Adam Just the dress would be normal, but breaking out the curling iron, it is a fetish.

1:32:36 Stryker It is a fetish, and there's all kinds of theories why this fetish has developed, but it suggests there's a lot going on with this person. And I've never seen that fetish in someone who has no other psychiatric or psychological problems. It usually is part of a bigger syndrome.

1:32:51 Caller Like?

1:32:52 Stryker Like lots of things. But I'm very concerned that you're just so dismissive of it. Well, obviously, you know, he's into eating small children for breakfast, so I'm very supportive of it.

1:33:00 Adam Is that not bad?

1:33:02 Stryker No, it's not bad. There's nothing bad about it. But it's, it's, you know, it's something going on and I find it bizarre that you wouldn't sort of look into it a little bit or help him look into it a long ago. All right, Jenny?

1:33:16 Caller Okay.

1:33:17 Adam We got to move on because we're almost out of time here.

1:33:19 Caller Okay.

1:33:19 Adam All right. Okay. Good luck with your thing. Daniela, you're 14 on Loveline.

1:33:25 Caller Yeah. My boyfriend, whenever I give him head, he tends to growl and like make like weird sounds.

1:33:34 Adam 14. When you're 14 years old, what are you doing that to begin with? She should be having sex instead. No. Why are you doing this at 14? And how old is this guy?

1:33:46 Stryker He's 15.

1:33:47 Adam 15.

1:33:47 Stryker All right.

1:33:48 Adam Well, that's all right. But can you make the noise he makes? Can you make the noise he makes? It's strange.

1:33:54 Caller Can I make it? I want to make it. It's embarrassing.

1:33:57 Adam Do it or I'm hanging up on you.

1:33:58 Caller Oh, you want me to do it? I like like like.

1:34:04 Adam That's called pleasure, baby. No, no, no, no.

1:34:06 Caller Like, but it's not like, it's like an actual dog.

1:34:09 Caller Like it's exactly like a dog.

1:34:11 Stryker Well, it's him. You know what? He's turning into a werewolf. And if you keep doing that to him, he will complete the transition. So stop doing that. Okay?

1:34:19 Adam Yeah. And his penis is going to grow right through the back of your head next time you're down there. And by the way, I knew a girl that made a noise like a chimpanzee. That girl was brilliant.

1:34:26 Caller Yeah. What's that? Seriously.

1:34:35 Stryker I'm not sure we're allowed to talk about any pre-marital dating.

1:34:38 Caller Michael?

1:34:39 Caller Experiences.

1:34:40 Adam You're 24.

1:34:41 Stryker You're on the radio now. For 20 seconds.

1:34:43 Caller Oh, wait.

1:34:43 Adam Go ahead. Ask real quick. Go ahead.

1:34:45 Caller Yeah. Drew mentioned something about an hour ago about being in a relationship when you're really young, like 17 and you're in it for five, six, seven years.

1:34:54 Stryker You can't let go.

1:34:55 Caller Yeah. The relationship stays the same, but the people change.

1:34:58 Stryker Yes.

1:34:58 Caller And you have a really hard time.

1:35:00 Stryker Yes.

1:35:00 Caller Dealing with how to end it.

1:35:02 Drew You were listening.

1:35:03 Caller Yeah. And our relationship, I was together with my ex-girlfriend for five years. And we'd separated this winter. And, you know, I find myself some days where I'm totally over her.

1:35:13 Caller I'm doing good.

1:35:14 Caller I'm having a good time with the people. And then the next day, I'm, you know, I'm back completely in the dumps.

1:35:19 Stryker If you can't, after six months, can't get over it, so to speak, you need an evaluation for depression because that may be the bigger issue.

1:35:26 Adam That's a five year thing. He had a habit. It could be just that.

1:35:29 Stryker I think he's fine. But I'm just saying, if you really are really having trouble functioning after six months, you got to get an evaluation.

1:35:34 Adam All right, we got to take a quick break. We'll be back in just a second here on Loveline.

1:35:38 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:36:05 Caller Hey, this is Adam Corolla. And this is Adam Lakers. And you're watching Loveline. Loveline, the Stryker. Where I was in for Adam Corolla. Thank you guys out there listening for being so kind. Dr. Drew, thank you. Thank you for joining me. Thank you for having me. Always. I can't wait to be back here. I can't wait to be back. Hopefully they'll have me back once again. Christopher Gorham, thank you for being here. Hey, thank you. Stryker, Drew, thank you very much. It's been a pleasure and an honor. Hopefully I can come back one day myself. I'm sure you will. The show is popular. It's on the WB Friday nights. Check it out at nine o'clock. You got it. And Stryker for Adam Corolla saying adios.

1:36:38 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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