Episode 1000754886941

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Oh, my God. I, uh, Drew, when did I arrive here in this studio?

1:29 Drew Uh, four seconds ago.

1:31 Adam Six seconds.

1:32 Drew Yeah.

1:32 Adam Yeah. I was just finishing up our last man show episodes. I got out of the studio about, about 944.

1:41 Drew Nice.

1:42 Adam 945. And just hold ass over here. And why? To see Brooke Burke. Brooke is, uh, Drew, what have I said about Brooke Burke?

1:52 Drew You've been talking nothing but Brooke Burke for like two weeks. Oh, you canceled one time.

1:57 Adam That's right.

1:57 Drew Devastated. He was devastated in therapy.

2:00 Adam Lean up. Get on that mic there, Brooke.

2:02 Drew Yeah. Did you finally start at least talking to your therapy? It gave you something to talk about in therapy.

2:06 Adam I'm scared to even bring it up in the therapist's office because I don't want to break down.

2:11 Sorry, guys. I don't think I canceled. I think I was stuck somewhere on a wild on location and couldn't make it.

2:16 Drew That did not make him feel better.

2:18 Adam Those of you who have, well, no, all is forgiven because you're here tonight. But On is on E and has more thong in that show than any other show on television, as far as I know. Brooke replaced Jules Asner. It's got to be a year and change. Almost two years. Almost two years now. I've been in love with you ever since I saw you on that.

2:46 Drew No, he's been waxing poetic.

2:49 Adam I'll tell you the thing about Brooke is beautiful, natural woman climbs out of the Mediterranean, drip and wet, not an ounce of makeup on her, looks spectacular. I watch On. What's it on? 10 o'clock?

3:05 On moved to a new night. It's Thursday night. It's 10 o'clock. Our show premieres. It's on at midnight.

3:11 Adam It's on every night when I come home, at least here in LA. It's on E every night. I mean, I come home and I turn on the TV at 12.30 or, I don't know if it's 12.30 or 1 o'clock.

3:21 12 o'clock?

3:22 Adam Yeah, but it's not 12 o'clock because...

3:24 You come in right in the middle.

3:26 Adam Oh, is it an hour long?

3:27 It is.

3:28 Adam See, it's only half hour to me because I get home at 12.30. But Brooke is everywhere on this show and bungee jumping and parasailing and skydiving.

3:39 Drew Imagine that job.

3:40 Flying rockets.

3:41 Drew You get to travel the world in a bathing suit.

3:42 Open water shark dives.

3:44 Adam I mean, you've really literally traveled the world, haven't you?

3:48 Yeah, and it's so much fun. I'll tell you that On is the stuff of fantasy. I've had a chance to do so many amazing things. Punta del Este is premiering this week. What is that? It's a great place. One of my favorite places in the world now, it's in Uruguay. It's a terrific, terrific city. Punta del Este, it's just great. It's like the France of South America. It's where a lot of the Brazilians go when they want to get away from Rio, get crazy away from Carnival. It's so much fun. Great water sports and really fine hotels, great shopping. It's very chic, safe.

4:21 Adam You know what I love about On too is, they go, next On, we'll be going to the frozen tundra of the South Pole. You go, okay, well, how good could that be?

4:31 If it's there, we'll find it and shoot it.

4:33 Adam Thong back in a hot tub immediately. Here's how it works. It's either bikini on the beach or if they go to anywhere that's a cold climate, it's thong back hot tub and then into the disco for all the suds dropping from the ceiling.

4:47 Caller We don't even find them, they find us.

4:49 Adam Really? Wow. Now, what's your nationality?

4:52 Caller French, Irish, and Portuguese.

4:54 Adam Good. Very strong mixture. Very nice.

4:57 Drew You couldn't say anything by the way. Good. Excellent.

5:02 Adam I'm Polish and Polish. Fantastic. Fantastic. Beautiful. None better.

5:06 Thank you.

5:07 Adam What else? Is there anything else we need to talk about? I just slid into the studio, so I have not read any of this stuff. Thank God.

5:13 Drew Did you actually finish all three?

5:14 Adam I knew about Brooke Burke.

5:15 Drew In the studio show?

5:16 Adam We did all the man shows. We finished them all off today.

5:20 Drew Wow.

5:20 Adam It was a very hectic day for me, but like I said, the light at the end of the tunnel was Brooke Burke.

5:26 Caller Thank you. I'm glad to be here.

5:28 Adam So just the new time on E?

5:30 Caller New time, Thursday night, 10 o'clock, and we've got some great new shows premiering this summer. On Rio, Punta del Este premieres this week. On The West Indies, On Croatia. I'm getting ready to go back to Europe to do three more shows. Casablanca.

5:46 Adam Is there any?

5:48 Caller On Beirut. Where else? Croatia is an amazing place.

5:51 Adam Beirut, there'd be a bunch of Shiite Muslims wearing thongs.

5:53 Caller Wearing thongs.

5:54 Adam In a jacuzzi. And is there anything? You've done a lot of stuff. And I watch a show and I go, no way would I do half this stuff. Is there anything you wouldn't do?

6:06 Caller I won't bungee. I skydive. I have no height issues. But I don't get the sensation of being dropped down and whipped back up. I just won't bungee jump.

6:14 Adam No bungee.

6:14 Caller Facing your fears, dropping down to the earth. No way. I won't bungee.

6:18 Adam But diving with sharks and skydiving and all that, no problem.

6:21 Caller No problem.

6:22 Adam Ever been hurt?

6:23 Caller Never. Thank God. Not gone one.

6:26 Adam And where are you at now? Are you going out again? Are you on sabbatical?

6:30 Caller Going out again really soon. Going to Casablanca to shoot a show there. And then I go to Croatia. And then I go to Sardinia, which I'm really excited about. It's supposed to be one of the most beautiful islands in the world.

6:41 Adam Now, what's the deal? Do they not repeat locations?

6:44 Caller They do. Some of our higher rated shows, like Mardi Gras, Vegas, Spring Break shows, we do them every year. And every year we find something a little bit different. We do Carnival. We do compilation shows. We go back to great places. There's always something new going on.

7:01 Adam Oh my God. What a gig. I mean, and the thing that's kind of cool about it is, I don't know how long you're in each town. How long are you in each town?

7:10 Caller It depends. European shows, international shows, sometimes a week, two weeks. Quicker shows. Sometimes I fly in for three days, do the fun stuff.

7:19 Adam It's perfect because there's really no place that you can say you haven't been, or at least no place worth going. But you don't have to camp out there for four months and shoot a movie and hate it.

7:29 Caller It's action packed. It's the best of everything crammed into one week's worth of time. It's good stuff.

7:35 Adam Mike?

7:36 Hello?

7:37 Adam You're 19?

7:38 Caller Yeah.

7:38 Adam You're on Loveline.

7:39 Caller Hi. Big fans. But the first time I actually got the call. I've been having a problem ejaculating.

7:48 Adam You should watch On.

7:49 Yeah. Yeah.

7:50 Adam I'll tell you, no problems there at all. Let me say this about On too, Brooke. I don't want to make you blush.

7:56 Caller Blushing already. I just walked in.

7:58 Adam I use On.

8:00 Caller It's the first caller. I'm already blushing.

8:02 Adam I'm older now. It takes a little more to get me, finish me off, but I use it as a sort of a-

8:09 Or derv. Or derv.

8:09 Adam A little kickstart gets me going. I turn on On and I go, that's right, I gotta beat off.

8:14 Caller So like one o'clock at night, you're good to go?

8:16 Adam I watch On for about 10 minutes. So I get going and then I pop the porn in. Oh great. Thank you. Go ahead, Mike. So you're saying you can't ejaculate?

8:27 Caller Yeah, I've never ejaculated in my life.

8:29 Adam Oh wow.

8:30 Drew Really?

8:30 Adam Night 19.

8:32 Caller Yeah, I think some of it might be medical. I'm on growth hormone shots right now.

8:36 Drew Yeah, what's going on?

8:37 Caller Yeah, I'm on neutropen AQ, because like five years ago, they diagnosed me with like a totally zonked out pituitary gland.

8:45 Drew Do you have histiocytosis or something? What do you got?

8:47 Caller What part?

8:48 Drew What do you, what from?

8:50 Caller They don't know. They MRI'd me, and they have no clue why. I have no...

8:55 Drew Have you had your testosterone levels checked?

8:58 Caller No, actually.

8:59 Drew Wouldn't that be a smart thing for them to do?

9:01 Caller You know, I have had my testosterone levels checked, but not recently.

9:04 Drew You gotta do that. Do you have normal development, normal hair distribution, that sort of thing?

9:09 Caller I have hair under my armpits. I have the testicular hair.

9:14 Drew No, actually, some of that actually comes from your adrenal glands, so you can still have that and not have testosterone production. So I suspect... It's obviously... This is something medical. Do you have sexual desire?

9:26 Caller Yes, I do.

9:26 Adam How tall are you?

9:28 Caller I'm 5'8, actually.

9:31 Adam Is he on the growth hormone because he's small and stature?

9:34 Drew No, his pituitary shut down.

9:35 Adam Oh, that's why.

9:35 Caller Yeah, because I have no pituitary.

9:37 Adam Interesting.

9:38 Drew Do you have any other hormones you need to take? Do you take thyroid or anything?

9:41 Caller No, my thyroid is fine. The question actually came up whether I should continue the growth hormone because I'm going to college and it's expensive. And I have yet to ask my doctor if I should take testosterone.

9:53 Adam So that's the next question, right, Drew?

9:55 Drew It's the gonad, the sex hormones, growth hormone, thyroid.

10:00 Adam And then revolver to head because 19, no orgasm.

10:05 Drew Well, he has desire. He said no ejaculate. You didn't ask him if he had an orgasm.

10:09 Adam I'm going orgasm. Mike?

10:11 Caller Yeah?

10:12 Adam Ever have an orgasm?

10:14 Caller No, I can't. I mean, I can get the penis up by just can't. It goes down after a while. It's really humiliating. I mean, I tried getting on this girl once but it was absolutely a nightmare.

10:29 Adam No, I understand. But it's what she gets for falling asleep at the party.

10:33 Caller Yeah.

10:34 Drew What kind of doctor is prescribing the growth hormone?

10:37 Caller I'm going to a clinic, an endocrinologist in UCLA.

10:40 Drew Okay. Excellent. Tell them about this problem. They will be, they need to know.

10:46 Adam Brooke, any attraction to me at all?

10:48 Drew Tell him yes, please. Any at all.

10:49 Adam Please, please, please.

10:51 Caller Just let me get warmed up here, guys.

10:53 Adam Okay.

10:54 Caller All right.

10:54 Adam Now, that's fair enough answer. I'll grow on her.

10:57 Drew I have to live with you for two weeks after this.

10:59 Adam Yeah.

10:59 Do they hear everything?

11:01 Caller Tell me about the buttons.

11:02 Adam That button? That's the caller.

11:05 Drew That's the caller.

11:05 Caller Okay.

11:06 Adam Wait, hold on a second.

11:07 Drew You want a trap door to open up and get him swallowed up into the ground? We can arrange that too.

11:12 Adam Say anything you like on the air, Brooke.

11:14 Caller Okay.

11:15 Adam You all right?

11:16 Caller Yeah, I'm okay.

11:17 Adam Okay, my delicate flower.

11:18 Caller Am I still blushing?

11:19 Adam Here we go. Ian?

11:22 Yeah.

11:22 Adam You're 14?

11:23 Caller Yep.

11:24 Adam What's up?

11:25 Caller Well, I've been hanging out with this girl for quite some time. And then we stopped. And then we got back together. And all of a sudden, she's getting all like a little soft go. And she's saying like, oh, well, we stopped. And we got back. So something's right. And it has to be. And all of a sudden, she can like confess. Like she has these huge feelings for me. And we decided at the beginning of the relationship that we wouldn't let feeling get like feelings get in the way. And unfortunately, they don't.

11:56 Caller What do you mean in the way?

12:00 Caller It's like not all for the nookie. I mean, it's not like I didn't have any feelings for her at all.

12:04 Caller Don't you want her to tell you about her feelings?

12:07 Caller What?

12:07 Caller Don't you want her to share her feelings with you?

12:09 Caller Yeah.

12:11 Drew But she doesn't want her to like him.

12:13 Caller And but she started to like fall for me. And I'm not really looking for that.

12:18 Adam No, I know. You're a lone wolf. You're a rambler.

12:22 Drew Yeah, 14.

12:22 Caller 14. Yeah.

12:24 Adam Well, you can ramble on a moped. It just takes a little longer. That's right. You're a heartbreaker, Anna.

12:30 Caller Oh, I can't help it, man.

12:32 Adam I know what it's like. I remember when I was 14.

12:34 Caller Well, you know, and I'm also seeing this other girl. But she, like Teresa, this girl knows about it. And she's fine with it. She's like, all right, fine. Doesn't matter.

12:44 Drew She's not fine with it. It does matter to her.

12:46 Adam Do the one, you know, the one who likes you, just do her a favor and break up with her.

12:49 Drew Yeah.

12:50 Caller Really?

12:51 Drew Yes.

12:52 Adam Yeah.

12:52 Caller All right, because she lied to me, too. She, like, told me that she was seeing someone else. And that's why I was seeing the other girl in the first place, because I thought it was OK.

12:59 Adam That's why.

13:00 Drew Ian.

13:00 Please.

13:01 Adam Listen, Ian, look, don't get anyone pregnant, all right?

13:06 Drew You don't really understand what you're doing to this other person.

13:08 Adam Don't do the other one any favors by stringing around. If you're not into her, just break up with her.

13:13 Drew She is trying to manipulate you into trying to engage you in some way. Right. She's doing anything she can. She is absolutely desperate. End it. It's the only kind thing you can do to her.

13:26 Caller I agree. The huge feelings make you uncomfortable, let her go.

13:30 Adam Ian's 14. He's probably got like a retainer and a bad teenage mustache.

13:35 Caller Doesn't want a commitment at age 14.

13:37 Adam He's a heartbreaker.

13:39 Drew Yeah, I like to respond to that too. I can't help it, man.

13:44 Oh my gosh.

13:45 Adam I got shh, shh. Don't talk, baby.

13:47 Don't talk.

13:49 Adam My folks are going to be home in 20 minutes.

13:53 Yeah.

13:53 Adam You're 16?

13:54 Caller Yes, I am.

13:55 Adam What's up?

13:57 Caller I was like on the Internet and I found like, I was like, I'm pretty much a pothead, and I've been a pothead for like a year, and I was looking around the Internet. I'm kind of interested in like shrooms or maybe acid.

14:11 Adam Right.

14:12 Caller Because I'm like a total deadhead, and I'm into all that like Grateful Dead and like hippie stuff, you know? And I went to like at least 50 different websites until I found this, and it's like this natural herb. It's like legal world wide. It's called Sylvia, and I had never heard of it before.

14:32 Drew I've heard of it.

14:34 Caller Well, what do you know about it?

14:35 Drew Not much, but I have heard of it.

14:37 Adam Well, I never heard of it.

14:38 Caller I haven't heard of it either.

14:39 Adam We never talk about it on this show.

14:40 Drew No, I don't know much about it. It's come up here and there. I've heard of it.

14:43 Caller What does it come from?

14:45 Caller It's like a natural growing plant, and like my friend Chris, I mean, his mom has one in her backyard.

14:50 Drew Yeah. Is this like a gypsum weed or something, isn't it?

14:54 Caller Yeah, it's something like that.

14:55 Caller What do you do with it?

14:56 Drew It's a hallucinogen.

14:57 Caller Yeah, like you smoke it, and I printed out this page of information about it, and it says that people who normally, people who daily take DMT and stuff, they come back from a trip on this stuff, and they can't believe it because it's so intense.

15:13 Drew Well, most of these plant hallucinogens, they understand the reason plants have these chemicals in them, right, like pot, like, like, you name any plant that causes hallucinations when you eat it, mushrooms, that's there to protect the plant from animals eating it. And the most powerful ones will actually kill you. That's nature's design. It's not like these are natural things, therefore they're good for you. They're natural there to protect the plant so you won't eat it. And the stronger and the more damage the plant can do to you, the more effective that plant is in its survival. So what you're talking about here is something that's designed to harm you, and it sure as hell will. The gypsum weed hallucinogenic experience that I've seen have been really sort of delirium, so people go out for three to five days at a time, don't know what the hell they're doing, it's very difficult to control the dosing. Know that all these drugs that cause hallucinations, particularly in your age group, 16, 15, 14, brain damage, it will actually disturb the function and the growth of your brain. There's just no doubt about that. I don't give a crap what the certain websites say, I see this over and over and over and over again. And whether one experience is going to do it, I can't say. If you're going to do it, enjoy. Hey listen, think about why I would say this to you. Am I some kind of guy that just doesn't want to see people enjoy themselves?

16:29 Adam Well, yeah, you're pretty uptight.

16:30 Drew No, if LSE was good for you, I'd do it. Why not? It's fun. What the hell? But I see it destroy people all the time, so I would suggest you really, really watch with this stuff.

16:41 Adam Well, and Adam, I hate to agree with Drew, but you're 16 and getting F'd up has become the main focus of your life.

16:50 Caller Well, I mean, not really as much as it used to be.

16:52 Adam All right, not so much at 14 and a half. But listen, Adam, really, I'm serious. Just to put it in layman's terms, you will fry your brain and you won't be much good to anybody, especially yourself when you get into your early 20s. And you got to go through your whole life with that brain of yours that you screwed up in a short, relatively short period known as your teens. You want to smoke a little weed once in a while or suck down some Mickey's Big Mouth at a park, that's your business. But don't make it your life's work to F yourself up. It's not going to be a good road.

17:24 Caller You're already seeking out other means.

17:26 Adam You're going to end up working at a R.B.'s somewhere.

17:31 Drew And have trouble maintaining that.

17:33 Adam And being reprimanded for the miscounts at the register. Thank you. All right. Let's, Drew, I mean, Brooke, are you becoming attracted to me at all?

17:45 Caller Yeah.

17:46 Adam No, not at all. Not yet.

17:49 Caller It's coming now.

17:51 Caller Does that happen on this show?

17:52 Adam Look, no, it doesn't.

17:53 Caller What happens to guests on this show?

17:55 Adam They're not attracted to me.

17:56 Drew They run out screaming at them.

17:57 Caller Are they madly in love with you too by the time they leave?

17:59 Adam They can be, yes. Yes, it has happened. The two girls we had last night, I think they were digging us.

18:06 Caller Is it the juicy conversation that happens?

18:08 Adam Don't know what it is. Don't know.

18:11 Drew Let's keep going.

18:12 Adam But let me tell you this, I got enough love for the two of us. It's not like you need to be in, Float. You just need to balls look like the chin of an old Chinaman.

18:21 Caller Thank you.

18:22 Drew Now she's in.

18:23 That is charming.

18:24 Caller That is really attractive.

18:26 Adam Here's what I'm saying, Brooke, you just need to be there. You don't need to be in.

18:29 Caller There's a little more information than I needed.

18:31 Drew You just need her in the room?

18:33 Adam Yeah. I see.

18:35 Drew Unconscious.

18:36 Adam Oh, Drew, please.

18:37 Caller Come on. Just tune in every night. Midnight. Yeah.

18:41 Hi.

18:41 Adam You're 15?

18:42 Caller Yeah.

18:43 Adam What's up?

18:44 Caller Okay. I just recently lost my, well, not recently, but I lost my virginity in April. Ever since I've had sex, I guess my vagina kind of like, the skin kind of like tears because I can feel it. And then after, like when I go pee, it stings really bad and it takes like a long time for it to heal and it kind of bleeds.

19:04 Drew Well, that's an infection, Lola.

19:06 Caller Ew, really?

19:07 Drew Yeah. And it could easily be herpes.

19:09 Caller Ew, no.

19:10 Adam Oh, yeah.

19:11 Caller No, it's not. It's really not, though.

19:13 Drew Well, that's what anything that's ulcer.

19:15 Caller I've been to the clinic since and I don't have anything.

19:18 Drew Did they see it when you were having an outbreak?

19:21 Caller Yeah. No, it's not an outbreak. It's like, it's like, I think it's just because I'm like, not used to, you know, it's like stretching out kind of.

19:29 Drew And it persists for a long time?

19:31 Caller No, it's like...

19:32 Caller You mean raw? Is that what you mean?

19:34 Caller Yeah, like right after I have sex, you know, then I like, I go pee and it hurts, like it stings a little bit.

19:39 Drew Just for a few hours afterwards?

19:41 Caller Yeah.

19:41 Drew Okay. I thought you were saying you'd had it in April and since then...

19:45 Caller No, no, no, no. But I mean, like, every time I've had sex since then, it's happened.

19:50 Drew Okay. Same person?

19:52 Caller What?

19:53 Drew Is this with the same person every time?

19:54 Caller No.

19:55 Drew Oh boy. Condoms?

19:57 Caller Yeah.

19:57 Drew Every time?

19:58 Caller Of course.

19:59 Drew Could you be allergic to the latex?

20:01 Caller I don't think so because when I went to the clinic, like right after I lost my virginity, they checked me for like everything because I was really paranoid and they said that I was like completely healthy.

20:11 Caller Was this a really long sex session?

20:13 Caller No, not really.

20:14 Drew How long?

20:15 Caller Like half an hour.

20:18 Drew That's long.

20:20 Adam I was about to yell it's long, but I didn't want to tip my hand if I broke.

20:24 Drew Let me take it out. Yeah.

20:26 Adam Long, right?

20:27 Drew Tremendous.

20:27 Caller Oh, really?

20:28 Adam I had no idea.

20:29 Caller Gosh, I've never.

20:31 Adam Medium to short in my book. Lola?

20:33 Drew That's a long time, Lola. That's enough to, your body is telling you something.

20:36 Adam Really?

20:37 Drew Yeah.

20:37 Adam How many guys you've been with there, Lola?

20:39 Caller Three. All right.

20:40 Drew That's 15.

20:40 Adam Slow it down a little, right?

20:42 Caller All right. Well, yeah, I kind of, I'm like, I'm like trying to, I'm trying to fix myself up. Maybe. I'm my best friend. I'm like born again virgin, no drugs.

20:51 Drew Yeah. You sound like addict, Lola. Why do I get addict with you?

20:54 Caller Because I used to be kind of.

20:56 Drew Okay.

20:58 Caller Well, but I like, I'm not friends with that girl. Like I used to be friends with this girl and she got me into like all this bad stuff. And that's why I ended up having sex in the first place.

21:07 Drew Were you loaded every time you were having sex?

21:09 Caller No, not at all.

21:10 Drew But you were getting off into drugs. Could you consider a program of recovery?

21:15 Caller Yeah, I'm in like allotines.

21:17 Drew Fabulous. All right. But this is Born Again Virgin, I mean.

21:23 Adam Yeah.

21:23 Drew Triumph.

21:25 Adam Like, Lolla is, first off, folks should have, you know, naming a kid Lolla, you got to know you're heading for trouble sexually. I mean, that's just not a smart move. That's really not a good plan.

21:36 Drew What are the other names that might send someone spiraling down that path?

21:39 Adam Angel.

21:40 Drew Angel.

21:41 Adam That's a bad name. Brandy. Brandy. Tammy is bad. That's like white trash. But nothing is bad as Cammie.

21:49 Drew Oh, yeah.

21:50 Adam Cammie is super like, take my gum out before I give you BJ kind of, kind of white trash, you know, chomping on that gum. Yeah.

21:58 Drew Good times.

21:59 Adam OK. Brooke Burke is here tonight from On, which is the E! show. Thursday night at 10 o'clock, I keep looking at.

22:07 Drew I have the sense that we're going to see like an outline of Brooke's body on the wall.

22:11 Caller She burst through the wall like a cartoon running, screaming. Not the back.

22:16 Drew Right. Exactly.

22:17 Adam Brooke's into me. Brooke's having a good time.

22:19 Caller Right, Brooke? I'm having a great time.

22:21 Drew When's the show?

22:22 Caller You guys are just unbelievable.

22:24 Drew When is the show?

22:25 Caller Thursday night's 10 o'clock is our premiere and the show's on every night at midnight.

22:28 Adam It's on all the time.

22:30 Drew She'll feel better. I feel like we're competing.

22:32 Adam We'll be back.

22:35 Hello, this is Loveline.

22:37 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

23:01 Adam Here is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number. That's right. Save the coffin for the air, Drew.

23:09 Drew Is that nice?

23:11 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Brooke Burke is here from the E-Channel. On is her show this Thursday, 10 o'clock is when the new show, new series premieres, right?

23:25 Caller On Punta del Este, Thursday night, 10 o'clock.

23:28 Adam I'm telling you, if you guys have not watched On, you cannot go wrong with this. Brooke is in a bikini about 110% of the time.

23:37 Caller Oh, at least.

23:38 Adam Which is...

23:39 Caller Among lots of other women.

23:40 Adam Just spectacular in that bikini, climbing out of the water all the time, climbing into the hot tubs, there's a ton of thong back. You just can't go wrong with it. Brooke, I'm reading from her bio here, enjoys Pilates and yoga. I'm not sure what the difference is, but taking long walks and scuba diving. But here's the thing, does anyone just write taking medium or short walks or even just walks? It's always the long walk. How long do you walk?

24:09 Caller I walk about two miles in the hills. It takes a half hour.

24:12 Adam It's not that long.

24:13 Caller It's a long, hard walk.

24:14 Adam A walk of three and a half miles is a cutoff for a long...

24:17 Caller Is that it? I'll fix that on the bio.

24:19 Adam Which hills? You're in medium.

24:21 Caller In my neighborhood. Very confidential information.

24:25 Adam Oh, hills. Yeah. I live in the hills.

24:27 Caller Uphill.

24:28 Adam Uphill.

24:28 Caller Both ways. Long walk.

24:30 Adam We could live in the same neighborhood, you know.

24:32 Caller Yes, we could.

24:33 Adam Yeah. I'm in the Hollywood Hills there.

24:35 Caller Oh, yeah?

24:35 Adam Yeah. What hill is you in?

24:38 Caller Hollywood Hills.

24:40 Adam No, no. I'd see her more in the Malibu Hills. That's where I would see Brooke. Yeah. Two pedestrian those Hollywood Hills. I see. Okay.

24:51 Drew What the hell? She has to be near the airport to work.

24:54 Adam Right. She's got to-

24:55 Caller I live at the airport.

24:56 Adam Got to fly out every 10 seconds. Eric?

24:59 Yeah.

24:59 Adam You're 15?

25:00 Caller Yeah.

25:00 Adam What's up?

25:01 Caller Hi, Eric. Hi. Me and my girlfriend, I've been having unprotected sex for about three months now. Yeah. We found out about a month ago that she got pregnant. We need to know how to tell our parents.

25:19 Drew Her parents?

25:20 Caller Both of our parents.

25:22 Drew How's your relationship with your parents?

25:27 Caller It's all right.

25:28 Drew Could you start perhaps by telling your parents? Getting their support?

25:31 Caller Yeah. That would probably be best.

25:33 Drew Yeah. I think that having an adult who cares very much about you, participate in all this would be a good thing for you.

25:39 Adam Well, how pregnant is she?

25:42 Caller Huh?

25:43 Adam How pregnant?

25:44 Caller Oh, she's like a month.

25:45 Adam Oh, and is she going to see it all the way through?

25:49 Caller Yeah.

25:50 Drew For sure.

25:51 Caller Yeah.

25:51 Adam And then what?

25:53 Caller I don't know.

25:53 Drew What about adoption for her?

25:55 Caller I know she wants that, keep it.

25:58 Caller Does she have a good relationship with her parents?

26:01 Caller Yeah.

26:02 Adam How old is she?

26:03 Caller Fifteen.

26:04 Adam She's fifteen. And what, you guys are going to get married?

26:09 Caller That's what she wants.

26:10 Drew Is that what you want?

26:12 Caller Yeah.

26:13 Drew How the hell do you know what you want at fifteen?

26:14 Adam Well, first off, what the hell kind of answer is that? Are you guys going to get married? That's what she wants. Is that what you want?

26:21 Caller Yeah.

26:21 Caller Do you guys love each other?

26:22 Adam Hold on a second. Why do you say that's what she wants then when I ask you if you're going to get married?

26:27 Caller I don't know.

26:29 Adam This, by the way, is why you cannot be dad. You have difficulty answering very simple questions.

26:36 Caller Have you guys talked to anybody about it?

26:39 Caller Not really. Just like the only people in that.

26:41 Adam How about an abortion?

26:43 Caller She won't do it.

26:45 Drew Is that what you want her to not do?

26:48 Adam No, he wants the child.

26:49 Drew Yeah.

26:49 Caller How about a school counselor?

26:51 Drew Well, I don't know.

26:53 Adam Eric, please give this kid up for adoption for Christ's sake. It's criminal to have you two retards raise this kid. Believe me. Look, when I say retard, I mean that in a loving way. When I was 15, I was a retard too and so was Drew. I know Brooke was. But Drew, could you have raised a kid at 15 or 16?

27:12 Caller Are you kidding?

27:13 Adam No way.

27:14 Drew I couldn't raise a tropical fish.

27:15 Adam That's right. Drew went through 15 turtles before he was able to keep one alive for more than six months.

27:21 Drew Oh my God.

27:22 Adam You can't do anything. You get your scooter ripped off. You can't even keep that. You got to give the kid up for adoption. And I really wish, I'm all right with the, I don't mind living in a sort of police state where the authorities get involved, just take the kid away. It's really a disaster. It really is. You got to use condoms, everybody. You got to use protection. All right, so tell-

27:45 Drew What about emergency contraception? Can we please say something about that?

27:47 Adam And you please have to use emergency contraception. Go ahead, Drew.

27:51 Drew Pills you can take within 72 hours of an unprotected intercourse reduce the risk of pregnancy by over 70 percent. Just a couple pills, take them again 12 hours later. Not an abortion, suppresses ovulation, just like the irregular birth control pill. If the condom breaks or you weren't prepared or you made a mistake, this is your safeguard.

28:09 Adam That's right.

28:10 Drew Everyone get a prescription for this.

28:12 Adam And why it needs to be a prescription, Drew?

28:17 Drew It may not be for much longer.

28:18 Adam I know, but why? Why?

28:20 Drew I don't know why, because they're so far in worldwide use, not been a single adverse effect from this product.

28:26 Adam Right. And Brooke, you cover your pretty little ears for a second while I yell at these tards who are over here with the pro-lifers. Listen, you idiots, you pro-life, you're against abortion. Why don't you get on board with this pill? Why don't you pussy step up and be men and get on board with something that makes sense once in a while? No, you won't. Why? You hate abortion so much. You blow up abortion clinics, you shoot abortion doctors. It's murder, so here's a pill that comes along that could eliminate a lot of abortions, and yet you're against it. Why is that? Because you hate abortion or you love complaining, you religious freaks.

29:06 Drew Then what they will say is that the pill has a potential to impair implantation, which it turns out has the same potential as all birth control pills taken normally, that is every day, same as Vioxx, same as Celebrex, some anti-inflammatory medicine. So we would have to eliminate all contraceptive pills if we are going to follow that logic.

29:25 Adam But please, Drew, let's not fuzzy this with logic, facts, and data. These people are not interested in that and they sit there and expose that they love children and that every life is precious. Meanwhile, they are a bunch of hypocrites. You want to do something about it, you get behind this. Until you do that, shut the F up, please, and stop writing the letters. Just go kill yourself.

29:47 Drew I've done a bunch of news broadcasts lately about the Surgeon General's report, which was basically that we need to be discussing stuff like this, and people have politicized the crap out of this. It's offensive.

29:58 Adam I know, it's really weird, like where are we living and what year is it? There's tons and tons of teen pregnancies, there's tons of unwanted children, there's tons of abortions, there's a pill around that basically gives you an opportunity to get away with something that otherwise would turn into a lifelong commitment or abortion or unwanted child.

30:21 Drew No, it would turn into a physically or sexually abused child or an abortion.

30:26 Adam Here we go everybody.

30:27 Caller Sounds like a very sensible option.

30:28 Adam It's out there, and the pussies for politicians won't touch it with a ten-foot pole. Who would I talk to? That Maxine Waters out here was unpolitically incorrect. This woman is, she's Aunt Esther from Sanford and Sun. She doesn't even know where she is. This is one of the nine-year-old black women.

30:46 Caller Why are they against it?

30:47 Adam They don't know.

30:48 Caller What's the difference between a birth control pill preventing and this pill preventing?

30:51 Drew Nothing.

30:52 Adam Nothing.

30:52 Drew Nothing.

30:52 Adam They're stupid and they want to get re-elected.

30:54 Drew I don't get it.

30:55 Caller I don't get it.

30:56 Drew This is taken after sex.

30:58 Caller I know, but it's still the similar concept, right?

31:00 Drew Then they'll say it's condoning sex, allowing sex. You get to have sex. You're telling a teenager they can have sex and they have something they can do to protect themselves. We're not going to get on board for that. They will say the reason is because it impairs implantation. The reality is it doesn't.

31:14 Caller The reality is they may be having sex and let's give them an option.

31:18 Drew The reality is it doesn't impair implantation any more than all these other things.

31:23 Adam That's right. Then they get all these nut jobs like Walmart and stuff and they won't carry it and everyone needs a prescription. It's just a big political rant F is basically what it is. I don't know why we just don't do what makes the most sense and move on.

31:37 Drew Like I said, I did these new shows with the Surgeon General and people politicized his position paper on the health of young people and their reproductive health. It's just stating the facts and they wanted to politicize it. How dare you? How dare you not mention abstinence strongly enough? In there it says abstinence is the goal. That's the goal.

31:56 Adam Well, abstinence is not a problem either. It's something that A, is probably never going to happen. And B, one of the reasons it's never going to happen is because all these kids that could have got hit with this pill are now coming full term and going out and screwing each other's ears off at 13 years old.

32:12 Caller They're afraid everyone's going to start having unprotected sex and resort to the pill.

32:16 Drew To the emergency contraception.

32:18 Adam That's right. Basically what it is with all these pro-lifer guys is they're religious freaks. They never get laid. They're always lily white, veiny, pale, red-eyed, little beady, rat-eyed little bitches.

32:32 Caller They don't have to worry about it.

32:34 Adam They can't get laid. And so they've made it their life's work for no one else to get laid. And the thought that someone can get laid, make a mistake, and then undo something is not sufficient punishment for them getting laid. That's really what it is. Listen, you sinned and now you think you can just walk away by popping a pill? Oh, no, Missy, you're gonna pay.

32:55 Caller And so is your baby.

32:56 Adam That's right. I'm gonna sit home and knit myself another toaster cozy, watch Mama's family cry my fat ass eyes out because I never get an ounce of penis. Yes, that's who these people are. Go look at them. There's not one piece of ass in the bunch. Wild coincidence. Hugh? Yeah. Anita Bryant was the only piece of ass religious freak I've ever met.

33:21 Caller He's becoming more attractive.

33:22 Adam Oh, really? Yeah, he's starting to warm up. Oh, yes. I'm fiery in bed, too. You should see me masturbate. I'm like a madman. Hugh, you're 16.

33:30 Caller Hi, Hugh.

33:32 Adam What's up?

33:33 Caller I got some, something that's like molluscus, I think.

33:37 Caller It's a virus my doctor says.

33:38 Drew It's called molluscum contagiosum.

33:40 Caller Yeah.

33:41 Drew Yeah.

33:41 Caller He, um.

33:43 Drew You scrape them off and they tend to go away though they can come back for a while.

33:47 Caller Yeah, he scraped them off and they came back worse.

33:49 Drew Oh, that's kind of unusual, but he's got, he's just scraped them off again.

33:52 Adam Where were they?

33:54 Caller Um, they're on the back of my neck, actually.

33:56 Drew Back of your neck?

33:57 Caller Yeah.

33:58 Caller I don't know. I don't even know how I got it.

34:00 Caller He thinks it was from wrestling.

34:02 Drew Oh, that's interesting.

34:03 Adam Makes sense.

34:04 Drew Yeah. Well, um, the systemic molluscum, the other one that gets, you know, molluscum usually is a sexually transmitted disease and it usually occurs in the pubic area. Young kids, children will get it and it'll be all on their arms and back and stuff. I wonder if there's something else going on with you. Are you on any medication?

34:23 Caller I'm using Dioxacycycline for my...

34:27 Drew Your acne?

34:27 Caller Acne.

34:28 Drew So you wonder if that might be impairing your immunity a little bit. Because the tetracyclines are immunosuppressive a little bit. Do you have any medical problems otherwise?

34:37 Caller Not really.

34:39 Drew So you might talk to them about that. Maybe the doxycycline is doing a little more than it should.

34:44 Adam Oh, who cares?

34:46 Drew I don't know. Well, I thought you'd go nuts on the Velocicum on the neck.

34:49 Adam Well, I was going to call the guy.

34:51 Caller I was like, hmm, how did that happen?

34:53 Adam I was going to call the guy Puss for not cleaning him out himself. As you know, I've done, I removed my gallbladder once. I've done a lot of surgery on myself. I know that.

35:02 Drew I know.

35:03 Adam But if it's on the back of the guy's neck, I wasn't going to give him any surges because how the hell did he get to the back of your neck?

35:08 Caller They were thinking, how did he get it on the back of his neck?

35:11 Adam I know, but he said wrestling and I would go along with that.

35:13 Drew But like that would stop you. You would have rigged mirrors and pulleys. Absolutely.

35:17 Caller So did someone have to have it that gave it to him while wrestling?

35:21 Drew Yes. But normally you wouldn't really contract it that way.

35:25 Adam Well, when you're wrestling, you put your head in a guy's groin.

35:28 Drew For whatever reason, it tends to primarily be a sexually transmitted disease in adults.

35:33 Adam Maybe it's not that. Maybe it's some kind of burrowing organism that's eating at his brain. Probably is, right Drew?

35:44 Drew Oh yeah, that's what it sounds like. That's what I meant to say.

35:46 Caller Nesting.

35:47 Adam Well, Hugh, you sleep like a baby tonight. We're going to take a little break. We'll be back with Brooke Burke from On after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Brooke Burke from On. The E! Show, that is. It's going to, well, she is here. And the show will, new episode premieres this Thursday, 10 o'clock.

36:43 Caller On Punta del Este.

36:45 Adam That's right.

36:46 Caller Great place in Uruguay.

36:47 Adam Doesn't really matter where you are. It really doesn't.

36:50 Caller Always good times.

36:51 Adam Brooke's there, thong bags. Fantastic.

36:54 Caller Not on me though.

36:55 Adam Now, why don't you do that thong bag thing? Ever try to get you into one of those?

36:59 Caller You know, I don't really find a thong that sexy. I like full back bikinis. I mean, a sexy cut, but I think it's a little bit more attractive than a thong. Just personal preference.

37:08 Adam I see.

37:09 Drew Agreed.

37:10 Caller And I'm no prude. I mean, I'll nude, lay out nude. I just, I don't dig thongs really. What do you guys think?

37:17 Drew Agreed completely. You know, you're talking about the high.

37:20 Adam Yeah.

37:20 Caller No, just like the string, the thong. I don't know.

37:23 Adam Drew, stop kissing ass.

37:24 Caller What do you think? I mean, seriously, a nice, cute full back, you know, little cheeks showing, much sexier than a thong.

37:31 Adam Yeah. But if I'm just sort of watching, I'm usually a little bit hammered at that time at night. I like to see some thong back.

37:39 Caller Well, they're there.

37:40 Adam I mean, listen, you're with your girlfriend, you're at a pool party or something. I don't think you want the thong back, but if you're just watching TV, I'm going thong back.

37:48 Caller Okay.

37:49 Adam That's-

37:49 Caller No, I can appreciate it. I just personally, I don't take it.

37:52 Adam Well, as long as you can appreciate it, that's all that matters.

37:55 Caller I do.

37:56 Caller All right.

37:57 Adam Wear that thong back when you take those long walks. I think long walk means more than long walk, too. It means it's a-

38:05 Drew It's a code for something.

38:06 Caller I don't think I said long walk, okay? I'm taking that out of the bio. It said, but I don't think I said long walk.

38:11 Drew He's going to go off on publicist in a second.

38:13 Adam No, she said long walk.

38:15 Caller I don't think I said that.

38:16 Adam It shows a person that reflects.

38:18 Caller I think I said a two-mile walk in the hills.

38:20 Adam They never mention watching huge amounts of television, really, on those and napping. It's not like on my bio.

38:26 Drew Smoking pot and watching TV and porno.

38:28 Adam And napping.

38:29 Drew And masturbating.

38:29 Caller Because that's what we all do in our free time, right?

38:32 Drew Yeah.

38:33 Adam Thank you. Free time. I do it while I'm at work.

38:35 Drew It's work for you, yeah.

38:36 Adam Thank you. Okay. All right. Let's talk to Andy. He's 20. Andy? Hey, Aaron.

38:42 Caller How are you doing?

38:42 Adam Good.

38:43 Caller Good. There's a couple of things I wanted to say first, and then I got a question for you. First off, I want to say you guys show rule. I've been listening to it on and off for a couple of years.

38:54 Adam Thank you.

38:56 Caller Secondly, I'd like to say that I know a lot of guys, they would like to do the anal sex thing with their girlfriend. I'd like to say that my girlfriend loves it, so it is something that a woman can love. However, it's something that the man has to be very gentle with.

39:10 Adam All right.

39:10 Drew She loves it. She loves it?

39:13 Caller Yeah.

39:13 Adam They're out there.

39:14 Drew No, I know. She prefers it?

39:17 Caller Actually, she's a vaginal virgin.

39:21 Caller Never had vaginal sex.

39:23 Caller That's correct.

39:23 Drew So it's all she knows, so she may not love it. She just accepts it as the best.

39:29 Adam Drew, why are you trying to talk every woman's ass out of enjoying a little?

39:34 Drew Somehow, Andy doesn't seem like a guy that would be with a woman that would actually love anal sex.

39:37 Adam Well, now he's making me nervous with the vaginal virgin part.

39:41 Caller Yeah.

39:42 Adam How old is she? She's 18. How is it that she's a vaginal virgin, but yet...

39:48 Caller Are you interested in vaginal sex with her?

39:52 Caller I am to a certain extent.

39:53 Caller He's like, no, I'm quite happy with the anal.

39:56 Caller She considers her virginity in the vagina to be very, very important and special to her. Sure.

40:01 Adam She's old fashioned.

40:02 Drew She maintains her chastity.

40:04 Caller I understand.

40:05 Drew Yeah, right, Andy.

40:06 Caller Does that count to sex, technically? No.

40:08 Adam She's a real throwback. I don't know where she went to finishing school, but that's something that's taught many of the finishing schools. She's just an old fashioned girl that way.

40:18 Drew Right.

40:19 Adam I understand.

40:20 Caller Nobody's buying it, okay?

40:21 Drew Andy thinks you're being serious.

40:24 Adam Listen, the girl has brain damage is basically what's going on. But what's your question, Andy?

40:30 Drew Andy's yes. Yes, she does.

40:31 Caller My question is, I've known her for about two years now. We've been going out for a little over a month. She has expressed a fantasy, basically the entire time I've known her, about having essentially just about two husbands, which I'm very uncomfortable with. After going out with her for a couple of weeks, she told me that basically our relationship had taught her to look at love differently than previously.

41:00 Drew Sure.

41:00 Adam In the ass.

41:01 Caller And that she wants to only be with me. I was just wondering in your guys' opinion, seeing as that you're hundreds and hundreds of stories, if this is something that is probably something that she's going to outgrow, if it's something that she may be over.

41:17 Adam All right.

41:17 Caller Hold on.

41:18 Caller Yeah. I don't really get it.

41:20 Adam Hold on. Initially, she said she wanted two husbands.

41:23 Caller But she wants to save her virginity because it's special.

41:26 Adam Oh, I didn't want to get into that yet.

41:28 Drew And unfortunately, the guy that kind of drives me a little crazy. He's spinning yarns. He's spinning. He's spinning and intellectualizing, spinning. He doesn't know what the F he's thinking about or talking about. He has no foundation, no wisdom.

41:40 Adam Yeah.

41:41 Drew So he's defend anything he wants, the way how he ever wants it to be reasoned out. That's where he's going with his thinking.

41:46 Adam Well, we talk to these people a lot.

41:48 Caller She sounds like a bit of a freak though.

41:49 Drew Well, she's a disturbed person.

41:52 Adam Look, if we could interview her, we'd find out all sorts of bizarre stories.

41:58 Drew Her vaginal virginity may be a renewed virginity.

42:02 Caller But she'll share it with two.

42:04 Adam I'm guaranteed, I'll guarantee if some drunken uncle took that vaginal virginity about ten years ago. Yes. Let me get back. Andy?

42:14 Caller Yes.

42:15 Adam Okay. So was she ever molested?

42:18 Caller Not to the best of my knowledge and from what she says, not to the best of her knowledge, but there is a piece of background information that I wish I could have given you before you cut me off there.

42:27 Drew Go ahead.

42:28 Caller Her parents are divorced.

42:29 Adam Oh, so what?

42:31 Drew They're divorced because her dad used to sexually abuse her.

42:35 Adam Something's up with her, Andy.

42:36 Drew Something's substantially up with her, Andy.

42:38 Adam Okay. But back to the question, which is she wanted to originally have two husbands and now she says she'll be satisfied with one, but you're worried that one day she'll want two again.

42:51 Caller I'm just wondering from what you guys know, if it's something, hey, that you've heard before, be if it's-

42:56 Adam All right, but just answer the goddamn question, would you? Is it that she wanted two husbands and now only wants one?

43:04 Caller Correct.

43:04 Adam And you think that one day she might want two again? I'm not- Is that what your question is?

43:12 Drew Yeah.

43:13 Adam Okay.

43:13 Drew Thank you.

43:13 Adam Jesus Christ. I hate guys like that. Imagine driving cross-country with Andy. Holy Christ. I jump out of the window at 70 miles an hour.

43:22 Caller He was blind when he didn't like her.

43:23 Drew Well, maybe we can't interview her, because that's the only way we're going to expose him to what's really going on with her.

43:28 Adam We're not going to be able to talk to her.

43:30 Drew His denial is massive.

43:31 Adam I'll put the whole thing in a nutshell. She's a piece of work.

43:34 Drew Yes.

43:34 Adam She's a serious piece of work, saving her vaginal virginity, meanwhile taking in the ass all the time.

43:40 Drew Two guys.

43:40 Adam Andy over here is another piece of work, but he's sort of an intellectual piece of work and he just-

43:46 Drew Spins yarns.

43:47 Adam Yes. He's like a publicist, this guy. He just talks circles around all her bizarre shortcomings. He's with someone who's seriously effed up and he's talking his way around it.

43:57 Drew That's right.

43:58 Adam Now, he's insecure and worried that she may give him the ax one day.

44:04 Drew Or bring some ale to Adam.

44:05 Adam He should be because she's definitely nutty enough to do this.

44:10 Caller Run and don't look back.

44:11 Adam Here's the answer. Do not get her pregnant. But don't build your world around her either. This is a screwed up young person and you're trying to save and it ain't going to work. Have your fun. Have your anal sex. Don't get her pregnant and work on yourself in the meantime. And stop trying to figure her out all the time. Guys spend their whole lives trying to figure out women, meanwhile they're a mess. Alright, here we go. Let's talk to Shia who's 16. Shia? Shae? Shae? Hi, Shae. What's up?

44:43 Caller Um, about a month ago, I lost my virginity, unwilling to my stepbrother.

44:50 Adam Oh, no.

44:51 Drew Your stepbrother raped you?

44:52 Caller Yeah.

44:53 Drew How long has he been your stepbrother?

44:54 Caller Um, since I was 10.

44:57 Adam How old is he now?

44:59 Caller 18.

44:59 Caller Did you tell anyone?

45:01 Caller No.

45:02 Drew It's important to do that. You've got to tell someone.

45:04 Adam What happened?

45:05 Caller My mom and stepdad went out on a Saturday, like a Saturday night movie thing. And I was in the living room watching TV, and he was in his room. And he came in there. We usually play fight around and everything. And he was play fighting. I was like, OK, quit now. So I went in my room, because he had a set on the couch.

45:25 Caller He was like, well, I want to watch TV type thing.

45:26 Caller And I'm like, OK, fine.

45:27 Caller I went in my room.

45:28 Drew Was he intoxicated?

45:29 Caller Huh?

45:30 Drew Was he intoxicated?

45:31 Caller I don't know.

45:31 Caller I'm not sure.

45:33 Caller But I'm kind of in my room now, because of him. And he had a whole bunch of friends over at my mom's and after at work.

45:40 Drew Where are they at work in the middle of the night?

45:42 Caller They work third shift.

45:44 Drew What do they do?

45:45 Caller My mom is a nurse. And my dad is a doctor.

45:51 Drew Like an ER doctor or something?

45:53 Caller Yeah.

45:53 Drew OK. All right. You've got to report this. You've got to tell them.

45:57 Caller You have to tell them.

45:58 Caller Well, like, he came in my room, and he started messing with me again. I'm like, OK, quick. And I threw a pillow at him. And he came at me, and he kind of pinned me on the other, and he started kissing on me. And I told him to stop, but he wouldn't. And he forced me to. And I don't want to tell him. I didn't want to tell my mom and dad, because I love my stepdad a lot. Like, he's been there for me, and my brother hasn't.

46:21 Yeah.

46:22 Drew Well, it's not as though he's going to blame you for the behavior of his son.

46:26 Caller I know, but I don't want him to, like, split up just because, like, my mom, like, doesn't want, like, he'll, she'll hate my stepdad.

46:32 Adam No, no, no, no. She's not going to blame you, or hate you, or hate him.

46:35 Caller I know, but I'm afraid they'll cause problems between their marriage, and that's why I haven't sent me things.

46:39 Adam All right, we're good. Hold on, Shay. We gotta take a break, all right? And we'll get back, we'll fix this whole thing up. You just hang tight, all right? All right.

46:46 We'll be back.

46:49 Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.

47:31 Adam Yep, oh yeah, I was reading Brooke's bio. Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Clive Barker, the guy that invented Pinhead. Remember that movie? What the hell was that movie? Hell Racer and Hellbound and all those hell movies. Any movie with the word hell in it, I think Clive has written.

47:55 Drew I just remember that Clive's inspiration came from his grandmother.

47:59 Adam Yes.

47:59 Drew We told him there was a large black man waiting in every latrine to jump out from behind the toilet and cut off his penis.

48:05 Adam Yeah.

48:05 Caller That's nice.

48:06 Drew Yeah.

48:06 Adam That'll turn you gay.

48:07 Caller That's a sweet grandma.

48:09 Adam Yeah. That's what got Clive going. Well, turn him into a literary genius. So Clive will be in here tomorrow night. And he's a real smart guy and a good guy. We haven't talked to him in a while. Long time. I'll be glad to see Clive Barker in here tomorrow night. And then, of course, my male lover, Jimmy Kimmel.

48:30 Drew What a week for you, Brooke, Jimmy, Clive.

48:34 Caller Dr. Drew's a born salad finder.

48:37 Adam That's him. So he'll be in here tomorrow night. Possibly talk about The Man Show.

48:42 No.

48:43 Drew Shocking. Oh my God.

48:46 Adam But tonight.

48:46 Best show on television, The Man Show.

48:49 Adam Yes. Yes. That's the genius, the rebel, Governor Jesse Ventura, calls it the best show on television. Brooke Burke in here from On, which is on E.

49:00 Caller Hey, everybody.

49:01 Adam Which is on Thursday night. There's a 10 o'clock, the big premiere of the new season.

49:06 Caller New premiere, On Punta del Este.

49:08 Adam And then on all different times, all different places.

49:12 Caller 12 o'clock every night, but a new show premieres every Thursday at 10 o'clock. We've got some great shows coming up this summer, On Baja, On The West Indies, On Croatia, all kinds of good stuff. Good times.

49:23 Adam Brooke is truly one of the most beautiful women in the world.

49:26 Caller That's so nice.

49:27 Adam Well, her bio says it right here. The initials BB could just as well stand for breathtakingly beautiful or bubbly and bicoastal.

49:35 Caller Now, you know I didn't say that.

49:36 Adam I know you didn't.

49:37 Caller This is like the long walk.

49:38 Caller This is the work of the retarded publicist.

49:41 Adam But as a client, you should read this and go, would you please get this crap off here? It's embarrassing. Shouldn't you, shouldn't you attack them for that?

49:48 Caller The only change is I'm going to get rid of the long walk and I'll get rid of the double B description. You got it.

49:53 Adam We know you're a very beautiful woman. They don't have to put it on there. It just seems like they're pandering.

49:57 Caller It's gone. It's gone.

49:58 Adam That and the long walk?

49:58 Caller My publicist didn't want that.

50:00 Adam I don't want the long walk change. I just want to change the medium walk.

50:03 Caller I'm going to define the walk in the new bio.

50:06 Drew 2.74 mile walk.

50:07 Adam Yeah.

50:07 Caller Two and a half uphill.

50:09 Drew In hills. Yeah.

50:10 Caller Both ways.

50:11 Adam Over three and a half miles long walk. Under three and a half medium.

50:15 Caller See, I didn't know that. Now, I've learned something tonight.

50:18 Drew What would the long walk be on the beach? People never walk miles on the beach.

50:22 Adam No. Well, if you walk-

50:23 Caller Is it time or distance?

50:25 Adam If you're walking on the hard part, where the break is, I'd say it's still three and a half. But if you're in sand, Yeah, it's like half a mile. If you're in sand, it's down to like a mile three-quarter.

50:36 Caller For somebody like me who has no time because of my crazy schedule, two and a half mile walk is a long walk for me.

50:42 Adam You don't get to define that.

50:44 Caller There's a set standard.

50:46 Caller It's gone.

50:47 Drew There's an international treaty about this.

50:48 Adam We have to stick to these rules otherwise there's confusion.

50:50 Caller In fact, I'm getting rid of the whole bio.

50:52 Adam No, no, the rest is fine. All right, Shay, you're 16. Your stepbrother raped you.

51:00 Drew How's your stepbrother otherwise? Is he a bad guy or has he been a behavior problem, doing drugs?

51:05 Caller Usually, we got along really good. I mean, I never thought he would do something like that.

51:11 Adam Right. And you guys say you wrestled.

51:15 Caller Yeah, we were pretty close.

51:18 Adam Right.

51:18 Caller Because, like, you know, the fact that he's been my stepbrother since I was 10, we've got a lot of...

51:22 Adam You never had any attraction to him?

51:24 Oh, no.

51:25 Adam Not that way.

51:26 Drew Had you ever been sexually abused prior to this?

51:28 No.

51:29 Drew Ever been physically abused?

51:30 Caller No.

51:31 Drew Didn't you say your dad was sort of an ass, your biological dad?

51:35 Caller Um, I don't talk to my dad.

51:37 Drew Because why?

51:39 Caller Because he was in a totally different state, and he doesn't contact me. He doesn't... He came down here to visit, but I wouldn't know.

51:51 Drew But before he left, he didn't do anything awful.

51:53 Caller No. I haven't been around my dad like that.

51:56 Adam Okay. He's just abandoning.

51:59 Drew Just an ass.

51:59 Adam And you're scared you're going to somehow lose your stepdad or cause a rift between your mom and your stepdad. This is not going to happen.

52:08 Caller Are you close with your mom?

52:10 Caller Yeah.

52:11 Caller I'm close with both of them.

52:13 Caller He's been basically the only father.

52:16 Drew Yeah. They're not going to abandon you if you tell them what happened.

52:18 Caller I don't think they're going to take it out on you.

52:21 Drew Now, have you ever... Is your dad working in the ER?

52:23 Caller Yeah.

52:23 Drew Is there a social worker there in the ER?

52:26 Caller Yeah.

52:26 Drew Have you ever met that social worker?

52:28 Caller Yeah.

52:28 Caller She's cool.

52:29 Drew Why don't you talk to her? Okay? That would be a perfect, I think, way to get things going here.

52:36 Caller Right.

52:36 Drew That's somebody you know that avoids bringing in child protective services. That person knows your parents, knows them to be good people, will be there to help you, help make sure everybody stays together through this. I would strongly, strongly urge you to do that. It's a......tution and the relationships that are there. But for you, I think that's the way we're going to get you to help. And I think you'll feel comfortable talking to someone you know.

53:03 Adam And if she said she knew her and she was cool, that's the person you have to talk to. Alright. That is the first step. Katie?

53:10 Caller Yeah?

53:11 Adam You're 25. What's up?

53:12 Caller Yes, I am. I'm calling because I've heard Dr. Drew talk about when you're abused growing up, then oftentimes it can turn a switch with the adrenaline or something. It can burn out or something to that effect. And my question is-

53:25 Drew Nothing like that actually, but go ahead.

53:27 Caller Should I probably mangle it?

53:28 Adam Yeah.

53:29 Drew Alright. I'm intrigued. Go ahead.

53:30 Adam Keep going.

53:31 Caller My question is that I have a very difficult time staying awake basically ever, unless I'm doing something that is adrenaline inducing. And I was abused growing up and listening to your show, it occurred to me that I just wanted to know a little more about that, if perhaps I had burned something out.

53:49 Drew Okay. You can't stay awake?

53:51 Caller Yes. I cannot stay awake.

53:52 Adam Unless you're doing like, give us an example of something you might do.

53:55 Caller Oh, okay. Well, basically, when I'm pursuing a job as a cop, and one of the reasons I want to do that is because I needed adrenaline to stay awake.

54:06 Drew How many hours would you sleep a day if you didn't have these arousal experiences? Easily.

54:11 Caller I could sleep 24.

54:12 Drew Easily.

54:13 Caller Have you ever slept 24 hours straight?

54:15 Drew Day in and day out.

54:16 Caller Yeah.

54:16 Drew Are you depressed? Not right now, but I have been. Hold on.

54:21 Adam Sleeping 24 hours a day is depression.

54:23 Caller Yeah. How much sleep do you get on an average night?

54:26 Caller Oh my goodness. You know, it really varies. I don't have a regular schedule right now.

54:33 Adam Even I only sleep 22 hours a day, so I really can't imagine.

54:37 Caller I want to sleep 24 hours one day in my life. I want to go to sleep for a whole day.

54:42 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. It's a goal of mine, too.

54:45 Drew Oh, look at that. Oh, there you go.

54:47 Adam Yeah. Little John and Yoko type sleep in.

54:50 Caller 24 hours.

54:51 Adam Pick some sort of cause. Don't worry. There will not be much love making in that 24 hours. We'll do mostly sleeping.

54:59 Caller Mostly?

55:00 Drew She's not interested.

55:02 Adam No, we'll sleep.

55:03 Caller How much sleeping?

55:04 Adam No, sleep. But some spooning, a little cuddling.

55:08 Caller Spooning is good.

55:08 Adam You like a cuddle every once in a while? Very important. Hey, Katie?

55:11 Caller Yeah?

55:12 Adam I don't even know what your question is.

55:13 Caller Have you seen a doctor about this?

55:15 Caller Yeah. Okay. Well, here's the thing. When I look back on my history, I say, okay, there are a lot of things that I have pursued, and I think the whole reason is for the adrenaline.

55:25 Drew Well, you're confusing a lot of different things. Now, one is that when you've been under chronic trauma, like sexual abuse, your brain anatomy and chemistry changes. One of the theories is you can lose certain chemicals like cortisol and serotonin, and you can have trouble managing your mood or feeling overwhelmed by relatively minor activities. So that's one kind of thing. You deplete yourself of brain cells and brain chemicals, and that's the burnout issue. But the more common thing is that you're an addict. You may not be using drugs, but you have that biology.

56:03 Caller I'm a total addict.

56:04 Drew Yeah, and addicts are profoundly activated by thrill. And so addicts will seek thrill as a way of gratifying themselves and a way of also regulating their moods. So I would suspect you really just talk about addiction here.

56:17 Caller Okay.

56:18 Drew And you add sexual abuse in there, and you now rocket fuel behind that addictive biology.

56:21 Adam Hey, but, Katie?

56:22 Caller Yeah?

56:23 Adam Stop calling it adrenaline junkie. It sounds good. This is bad. Do you understand? Yeah.

56:30 Caller Adrenaline seekers are fun.

56:32 Adam All right. So listen, listen. Therapy and maybe you need a psychiatrist, maybe you need to be on some meds. Maybe you got to go to a sleep clinic and check that out. There's a whole bunch of stuff.

56:45 Drew Some recovery if you know you're an addict, because that will progress.

56:47 Adam Drew, what did you do? Shotgun, a box of Cheez-Its or something? Would you clear that throat of yours? It's killing me. Come on, buddy. Have a shot of something. Yeah, go hock something up, would you?

56:58 Drew See, that's better.

56:59 Adam Yeah, it's better. For the moment. All right.

57:04 Drew Brooke is truly impressed by you, Adam. I can tell. Now she's impressed.

57:08 Caller Silence is taking over.

57:09 Adam She's warming up a little bit. She heard about my plan to set the new sleep record.

57:13 Drew Yeah, that was good.

57:14 Adam She's impressed at that. Man, finally some ambition. Yeah, that's right.

57:19 Caller Very important.

57:20 Adam Audie?

57:21 Yeah.

57:22 Adam Good to meet you. You're 22?

57:24 Caller Yeah. Hi, Audie.

57:25 Adam What's up there, Audie?

57:27 Caller Well, I always talk my wife into starting a blowjob, but I can't ever talk her into finishing. I just kind of want to.

57:37 Adam What's your job to finish? What do you mean finishing?

57:41 Caller I mean, well, she'll start, but she just don't ever go all the way.

57:46 Adam She gets out of there. Never?

57:47 Caller Yeah, never.

57:49 Drew Does she just get out of the way?

57:50 Caller No, she just, I mean, she won't even get that far into it.

57:54 Adam Yeah, like, how long will she give you a blowjob for?

57:58 Caller Maybe a minute to.

58:00 Adam I see. And have you asked her?

58:02 Drew Yeah.

58:03 Caller I mean, we've talked about it, but she just don't really seem interested in it.

58:10 Adam Wait a minute. What's that say, Drew?

58:12 Caller I don't know.

58:14 Drew Hey, Audie, do you know, ask him who the host is?

58:17 Adam Do you know who the host of Loveline is?

58:20 Caller No, I can't even think of your name, really.

58:25 Adam I'm a huge international star, bro. How important was that, you idiot? Do we have to ask that, Damon? Jesus Christ. Is this my self-esteem wasn't low enough?

58:36 Drew Tonight, specifically.

58:37 Adam I've got to ask him if he knows who I am.

58:39 Drew Audie?

58:40 Caller Yeah.

58:41 Drew So what does she say when you ask her to sort of hang in?

58:45 Caller Well, I mean...

58:45 Caller Do you ever ask her?

58:47 Caller Yeah, I ask her. I mean, it's just like she kind of changes the subject or blows it off, you know.

58:53 Caller Or not.

58:54 Caller Changes the subject? Yeah, or not. Do what?

58:59 Adam All right. I don't even know where to begin.

59:01 Drew It's hard to get people to do things they really don't want to do.

59:03 Adam How old is she?

59:05 Caller She's 23.

59:06 Caller Has she ever finished, even before she was your wife?

59:09 Caller Huh?

59:10 Drew Interesting question.

59:11 Adam Anything bad ever happen to her?

59:14 Caller Answer my question.

59:18 Adam You mean like finished with other guys?

59:19 Caller No. Before she was his wife.

59:21 Drew To impress him before they tied the knot.

59:24 Adam Oh, I see. Yeah. Well, what about that, Audie? I'm guessing no. But has she ever done that when you guys were dating?

59:31 Caller No.

59:32 Adam Never in her life?

59:34 Caller Not since the four years that we've been together.

59:36 Adam I see. All right.

59:38 Caller Yeah.

59:40 Adam This is spousal abuse. Oh, yes. Yes. This is a form of spousal abuse. I would count this as spousal abuse.

59:46 Drew No doubt you would. But, you know, without being clear about what her issue is, it's hard to address that.

59:52 Caller This ejaculation fear maybe?

59:54 Drew Is that even what it is? I mean, it's some, I mean, what is-

59:55 Caller You tell us, Dr. Drew.

59:57 Drew No, we have to break it down with her. I mean, what is it that she finds so, so-

1:00:01 Adam Audie, is she scared that something's going to come flying out of you?

1:00:06 Caller No, not that I can.

1:00:08 Adam Well, I mean, here-

1:00:09 Caller She wouldn't know.

1:00:10 Drew Does she just hate the whole process?

1:00:11 Caller She doesn't know.

1:00:13 Drew But maybe she really hates the whole thing, can only hang in for a minute or two. You okay, Brooke?

1:00:17 Caller Yeah, I'm okay.

1:00:18 Adam Audie.

1:00:19 Caller Yeah.

1:00:20 Adam My goodness. We were raised by like an armadillo or something. What's wrong with you?

1:00:26 Caller Is something wrong with you?

1:00:30 Caller I made myself in Oklahoma.

1:00:32 Adam Oh, I see. All right. But listen, Audie, it would seem to me, a reasonable logical mind would assume that she is scared of the ejaculation. That's why she gets out of that.

1:00:45 Drew Or she hates the whole experience.

1:00:47 Caller She might just be really uncomfortable in a minute is all she can take.

1:00:50 Drew Exactly.

1:00:51 Adam Do you have a hygiene problem?

1:00:54 Drew No. Some of them do not like doing this. I know the two of you clearly have trouble understanding that.

1:01:00 Adam I really do. I really don't like that.

1:01:02 Drew No, some of them just absolutely, whatever reason, it's like any other personal preference, people don't like doing it.

1:01:07 Caller But she is doing it.

1:01:09 Drew Which may be to satisfy her husband.

1:01:11 Adam Is she doing it every time, Audie?

1:01:13 Caller Well, maybe once or twice a week.

1:01:16 Adam Yeah, look, she can't hate it and do it once or twice a week.

1:01:20 Drew So it is the fear of the.

1:01:22 Adam I'm guessing she's fearful of what lies beneath his penis.

1:01:27 Caller And don't knock it till you try it.

1:01:29 Adam Yeah.

1:01:29 Caller I mean, she's trying.

1:01:31 Adam Oh yeah.

1:01:31 Caller She really hated it when she just skipped the hole.

1:01:34 Adam Audie, you need to have a talk with her about this. All right. Or next time she does, just slide your belt around the back of her head and keep her there.

1:01:41 Caller Don't do that, OK?

1:01:43 Adam We've got to do something. Really, like I said, spousal fears.

1:01:46 Caller Have they ever asked her why?

1:01:47 Adam He tried to talk to her and she changed the subject. That is.

1:01:52 Drew We'd have to talk to her to get more to it.

1:01:54 Adam Yeah. FYI, Brooke, I like the Beatles. That's my thing. Oh yeah. And look, Drew doesn't want to give this advice to women because it sounds horrible and sexist, but guys do things that they don't necessarily like, but they do it for your partner. I mean, you put in a few minutes on your partner and your partner puts a few minutes in on you.

1:02:16 Caller Do you know what I'm saying?

1:02:18 Caller Well, what sort of things might guys do that they don't like? I don't really know what you mean.

1:02:22 Adam Okay, let me tell you, and it all depends on the gal, but let's say, okay, I'll put it this way, I've gone down on a handful of women in my life.

1:02:32 Caller No.

1:02:33 Adam Yes, true. A handful? A handful, true. And I could stay down there for five minutes and I pretty much got my fill. You know, five minutes, I'm good, but maybe they have their orgasm at the 20 minute mark. Alright, so I'm in.

1:02:51 Caller That attraction thing, Dr. Drew, that's going down.

1:02:55 Adam Oh, going down.

1:02:56 Drew Adam, 40 minutes.

1:02:58 Caller Five minutes, you just confessed to.

1:03:01 Caller No, no, no, you missed it.

1:03:02 Adam Here's what I'm saying. I'm down, I mean for the long haul. That's what I'm saying.

1:03:08 Drew Whatever it takes.

1:03:09 Adam I get down there and literally, you know, five minutes straight of that, as a guy, if it ain't the first date, you're into a, you know, year number five of the relationship or whatever, you've had your fill, you know the terrain, you've been there before, but you stick it out. You stick it out because you want them to have an orgasm. Of course. So you hang down there as long as it takes. And that's what you do. And a woman should do the same thing for her partner.

1:03:35 Caller As a woman, I agree.

1:03:37 Adam You put your time in.

1:03:38 Caller Absolutely.

1:03:39 Adam And you may not enjoy it, but the joy you get is the joy you bring your partner.

1:03:44 True.

1:03:45 Adam Now, if they could summon that goddamn joy up in five minutes, it would be great, instead of the 20. I don't know what the average time is, but I swear to Christ, it's got to be 18, 20 minutes.

1:03:53 Drew Well, this is back to your boxing-round theory of time perception.

1:03:58 Adam No, no. But I look at the clock. I know where I'm at. Oftentimes, I listen to talk radio, and I can tell by a commercial break.

1:04:04 Caller Maybe the five minutes needs to be perfected.

1:04:06 Adam Oh!

1:04:08 Caller Possibly.

1:04:09 Adam That is good.

1:04:11 Caller Whoo!

1:04:12 Adam That is strong. Yeah.

1:04:15 Drew Oh, good one.

1:04:16 Adam Yeah.

1:04:16 Drew Yeah.

1:04:17 Adam Yeah, you're right. No, listen, I could take some little tootle-age.

1:04:20 Drew Are we going to get to the carpet?

1:04:21 Adam The carpet. That's my technique. What is that? I'm making that noise.

1:04:27 Caller Yeah. I wish you guys could see this vision.

1:04:29 Adam Yeah. All right. That's a good point. Maybe I could use some pointers. Maybe if I had the right teacher.

1:04:43 Caller We have music for that.

1:04:45 Adam Alex?

1:04:46 Caller Hey.

1:04:47 Adam You're 12? Oh, man.

1:04:50 Drew What's up?

1:04:50 Caller You guys remember me?

1:04:51 Adam Yeah.

1:04:52 Drew Not yet.

1:04:52 Adam We do remember you.

1:04:53 Drew No, I don't.

1:04:53 Adam I'll just say yes.

1:04:54 Drew Yes, I do.

1:04:55 Adam Let's get done with the show. What's up there, Alex?

1:04:59 Caller Okay. Well, like a couple, well, like a month ago, I took this girl out to the movies.

1:05:08 Adam Right.

1:05:08 Caller And since I'm 12, sorry.

1:05:11 Adam No way.

1:05:12 Caller What?

1:05:13 Adam There's no way that wasn't put on.

1:05:17 Caller I'm sorry.

1:05:18 Adam No, hold on. Do you remember talking to Voice Crack and Alex? It was only, what, you called two weeks ago, right?

1:05:24 Caller Yeah.

1:05:25 Drew What was your question then?

1:05:28 Caller About my nipples.

1:05:30 Drew Oh, yeah. That's right. You said he was sort of the poster child for that, right?

1:05:34 Adam Yeah. Pete Brady.

1:05:35 Drew All right. So what's happening now?

1:05:37 Caller What's up?

1:05:38 Caller Well, okay. Well, my parents had to come with me because I couldn't get in, you know.

1:05:44 Adam To the movie.

1:05:45 Caller Yeah.

1:05:45 Adam On the date.

1:05:46 Caller And they had the, they made us, they made us go to the Emperor's New Groove. Oh, yeah.

1:05:53 Drew That's the plan.

1:05:54 Caller PG-13, you couldn't get in.

1:05:56 Caller Well, because they had like my whole family with me, so they made us go into there with them.

1:06:01 Caller Okay.

1:06:02 Adam Yeah. In the Emperor's New Groove, nine months old. Yeah.

1:06:06 Caller I know.

1:06:07 Adam Well, it's still out or do you, where did you see it? In a motel or?

1:06:12 Caller It was, gosh, where is it?

1:06:14 Adam It's in a movie.

1:06:15 Caller It's a dollar movie.

1:06:16 Adam Movie theater?

1:06:17 Caller Yeah. It was in Baltimore. It's like they show these really old movies.

1:06:21 Adam All right. So you saw the movie, you went on the date.

1:06:24 Caller She really didn't like it. She was fidgety.

1:06:27 Drew Didn't like the date?

1:06:28 Caller Or the movie.

1:06:29 Adam I see. All right. She's 12 too?

1:06:32 Caller Yeah.

1:06:33 Adam All right. Did you go out again with her?

1:06:35 Caller No.

1:06:36 Adam No.

1:06:37 Drew Why?

1:06:37 Adam Well, that was it.

1:06:38 Caller I want to, but I'm afraid she's going to turn me down.

1:06:41 Adam Mine is well, but she's probably upset that you haven't asked her out again.

1:06:46 Caller Take a chance and ask her.

1:06:48 Drew His vibe was that she wasn't into him during the date.

1:06:53 Caller Just because she was fidgeting, maybe she was nervous.

1:06:55 Adam Let's be fair. I had that vibe with Brooke at the beginning of the show, but look how wrong I was.

1:07:02 Caller No comment. Maybe she was fidgeting because she was nervous or uncomfortable because the whole family was there.

1:07:08 Caller Yeah, because I was too.

1:07:10 Drew She may have been freaked out about that too.

1:07:12 Adam Hey, do you see her at school?

1:07:14 Caller Yeah.

1:07:15 Adam And you pass her in the hallway?

1:07:17 Caller Uh-huh.

1:07:17 Drew Does she linger?

1:07:18 Caller She's in my band class.

1:07:19 Adam She's in band class?

1:07:20 Caller Yep.

1:07:21 Adam What's she play? Piccolo?

1:07:23 Caller The bass clarinet.

1:07:24 Adam Oh, that's right.

1:07:25 Caller I play the tuba.

1:07:28 Adam I'd love to hear you guys rock out. I'd love to hear a version of like a grand old flag with you with the anchoring the team on the tuba. So, Alex, ask her out again.

1:07:39 Caller Ask her out again.

1:07:40 Drew Wait a minute.

1:07:41 Adam What, Drew, why?

1:07:43 Drew Does she linger around you now? Does she hang out? Does she still say hi to you?

1:07:47 Caller Well, yeah.

1:07:48 Drew She's still your friend?

1:07:50 Caller And he wants to go out with her.

1:07:51 Drew All right, then ask her out.

1:07:52 Adam Look, I know what Drew's getting at. Guys are very thick and we don't understand when girls don't like us, especially younger men. We won't accept it.

1:08:00 Drew We won't accept it.

1:08:01 Adam Well, you know what the thing is... We think they don't like us but we won't accept that they don't like us at the same time.

1:08:08 Drew When they really don't, yeah.

1:08:09 Adam Yeah, there's something weird about it. And then you get older and you get a little more clarity.

1:08:13 Drew You're waiting to die.

1:08:14 Adam And they get to RH yourself.

1:08:16 Caller You think the rejection could be damaging?

1:08:18 Drew No, not damaging. It's just that guys don't want to accept reality. They will find a million ways to make excuses for women's behavior. We're trying to help them read more realistically what's going on.

1:08:30 Adam But on the other hand, this guy is the mayor of Squirrelyville. And he wouldn't know it if a chick liked him. She bit him in the ass.

1:08:37 Drew I know, that's what I was trying to question about.

1:08:39 Adam He doesn't know.

1:08:40 Drew We can't read him.

1:08:43 Adam He went out on one date.

1:08:44 Drew She's good enough for me.

1:08:45 Adam She's not avoiding him as far as we know. And you may send her into therapy if you don't ask her out on a second date.

1:08:52 Drew And it could be that the whole family was sitting there a little while with him.

1:08:54 Caller And fidgeting could be a good thing.

1:08:55 Adam That's right. She could have been real horny. The point is, is ask her out again. And if she doesn't want to go, she'll say no. Yeah. And here's, here's what the proof will be. Ask her out again. She'll probably say yes. But if she keeps putting it off and ducking you, Forget it. Then it means she don't want to go. So let it go at that. Yeah. All right. There you go. Brooke Burke, everybody. She's has to leave the studio, correct?

1:09:21 Caller Yes.

1:09:22 Adam She has a big day of long walks tomorrow.

1:09:25 Caller No, I have a five. I have a 7 a.m. Flight.

1:09:27 Adam Oh, at LAX.

1:09:28 Drew But we use it where?

1:09:29 Caller At 5.30, New York.

1:09:30 Adam Horrible. And is again, Wild on E, Thursday night, right? Ten o'clock.

1:09:36 Caller Ten o'clock.

1:09:37 Adam And then every night at midnight.

1:09:39 Caller Every night at midnight.

1:09:40 Adam Thanks for coming in, Brooke.

1:09:41 Caller Thanks for having me. I'd love to stay. Wish I didn't have to get up so early.

1:09:44 Adam We'll see you soon. We'll be back. Ow! Hey, everybody, it's Dr. Drew Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. What the hell is that? That was it for the music, huh? Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, the beautiful Brooke Burke has left the building. And I don't even know what day it is, Drew. I can't figure out what day it is.

1:10:38 Drew Tuesday.

1:10:38 Adam Really?

1:10:40 Drew Which reminds me.

1:10:40 Adam Doesn't feel like Tuesday. That's my thing. I go by feeling, not by the calendar.

1:10:45 Drew You know what, Adam, I'm going to start doing chats again at drdrew.com. I want to announce this. I'm going to be doing it at 5 p.m. Pacific Time on Friday, July 13th.

1:10:55 Adam All right. Fantastic. I may join in on one of those.

1:10:59 Drew Yeah, come on in.

1:10:59 Adam I'd really like to check you out.

1:11:00 Drew drdrew.com, the Sex Chat Room, 5 p.m. Friday, Pacific Time, 5 p.m. Pacific Time.

1:11:06 Adam Hello? Beautiful. Brandon?

1:11:08 Yeah?

1:11:08 Adam You're 16. What's up?

1:11:10 Caller How did you get involved in screenwriting for Animaniacs?

1:11:12 Drew How did you even know about that?

1:11:15 Caller I remember about a year and a half ago he was talking about it.

1:11:18 Adam I was?

1:11:19 Caller Yeah.

1:11:20 Adam All right. I had some friends from an improv troupe many years ago who became writers for Animaniacs. And I think they started at Tiny Tunes or something, and then that went to Animaniacs. And they just basically threw me a bone by, you know, sent a couple of scripts over for me to write. And I ended up writing two of them, and they never made them into cartoons as far as I know. But I got paid anyway. It was really like the first time I ever got paid to do anything.

1:11:49 Caller So did you have to watch Animaniacs and get a feel for the characters?

1:11:53 Adam Yeah, yeah. I think I got some tapes or watched it. Yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact, Animaniacs was not out yet. It's kind of weird writing for a cartoon, especially, that doesn't exist. Wow. But they start describing it. They start describing Animaniacs. I go, they're like miniature. One guy's kind of got a cockney accent. What is he? Is he a bear? No. Is he an animal? Well, kind of. It's like, and the other guy, well, he's like this. He's smart, he's a wise ass. The other guy likes to eat a lot. And then there's a chick. And you're trying to write a cartoon. And like I said, in your mind, you're sort of picturing Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck. You don't even know what you're doing. Yeah, that's probably why they didn't make either one of them. But they paid me. That's a good part. Why? You want to write cartoons?

1:12:42 Caller No. I just wanted to know.

1:12:44 Adam Oh. Well, listen, I'll tell you, if you want to do something, especially if you're no good, write children's books.

1:12:50 Caller Actually, I'm writing a book right now.

1:12:51 Adam Good. Any retard can write a children's book. Smart. And that's why these celebrities write them, you know? Oh, boy.

1:12:59 Caller But mine's not a children's book, though.

1:13:00 Adam Oh, I see. What kind of book is it?

1:13:02 Caller It's a book.

1:13:05 Caller It involves the laws of physics.

1:13:06 Caller It's what's needed to have a unified theory of physics.

1:13:11 Adam I see.

1:13:11 Caller Boring.

1:13:12 Adam Brandon.

1:13:12 Drew What?

1:13:13 Adam Hold on, Brandon. I'm going to...

1:13:14 Drew At 16?

1:13:15 Adam I'm going to float a theory. I'm going to float my own theory right now. All right. You're a virgin?

1:13:21 Caller No.

1:13:22 Adam Huh?

1:13:23 Caller No. You would think that because...

1:13:25 Adam One would think. One would think. Yes.

1:13:27 Caller But I'm actually the opposite, you know? I got chicks at my feet and I'm on the varsity football team.

1:13:35 Adam Hold on.

1:13:35 Drew Hold on.

1:13:36 Adam Dead hookers or chicks at your feet?

1:13:38 Caller No. Good looking like...

1:13:39 Drew Who is going to advise you on this book?

1:13:42 Caller Who?

1:13:43 Drew Yeah. Or do you already have a graduate degree in physics?

1:13:46 Caller No. I'm milling it to this critique that's online that I've already got. Yeah.

1:13:51 Drew But I imagine there were people that had a little more training than yourself who tackled subjects like this before.

1:13:59 Adam Well, let him dream. No.

1:14:01 Drew I'm just curious who is going to advise, who is going to review this book.

1:14:04 Adam What position do you play on the varsity football team?

1:14:07 Caller Tight end and defensive end.

1:14:09 Adam Uh-huh. Wow. What's your 40 time?

1:14:13 Caller Oh, they didn't do that. I don't know. All right.

1:14:16 Adam So you're pretty serious about that.

1:14:18 Drew All right.

1:14:19 Adam All right, Brandon. Good luck to you.

1:14:20 Drew Wait. I want to hear what the unified theory of physics is.

1:14:22 Adam Oh, who... Drew. You think you're going to get a good answer?

1:14:26 Caller It involves virtual chaos, which is...

1:14:29 Drew Yeah. Okay.

1:14:29 Caller It interprets the ten dimensions of super string theory into three dimensions that are contained in...

1:14:35 Drew And you have a mathematical proof for this?

1:14:38 Caller Oh, no. It's... It's theoretical. It's not...

1:14:40 Drew Well, you need to have some sort of mathematical model.

1:14:43 Adam Well, listen. Let the guy dream. He's sixteen years old. Most of the guys who are sixteen to call this show are working on a theory about fashioning a hash pipe out of some foil, for Christ's sake. Here's a guy. He's on the football team. He's getting laid. Women at his feet. I'd like to look into that. But he's writing a book on some mathematical theorem. And I say, God bless him. I agree. Please, Drew. Attacking. Anyone who comes in here with two brain cells are rubbed together. You look at his competition. How dare you? How dare you? Danny?

1:15:18 Yeah.

1:15:18 Adam You're 14?

1:15:19 Caller Yeah.

1:15:20 Adam Turn down whatever's in the background, please.

1:15:25 Caller Oh, boy.

1:15:27 Caller All right.

1:15:28 Adam All right, Danny. What's up, buddy?

1:15:30 Caller Not much.

1:15:31 Adam All right. Well, I just called to check in, make sure everything was going good.

1:15:35 Caller Yeah.

1:15:35 Adam Teachers not giving you a hard time. Counselors not riding you. Older sisters cutting you some slack.

1:15:41 Caller Yeah.

1:15:41 Adam Yeah, it's all good?

1:15:42 Caller Yeah.

1:15:43 Adam All right, buddy. Good night. I'll call back and give him a couple of weeks, check back with him, make sure everything's on the up and up. What do you say, Drew? All right. Hang tight there, Danny.

1:15:54 Caller Yeah.

1:15:55 Adam What the hell is she? I can't see from here. 16. What's going on?

1:16:00 Caller My best friend, she gave a blowjob to a hemophiliac. We talked to my mom about it.

1:16:05 Adam Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

1:16:07 Drew Way gets better.

1:16:07 Adam Talk to your mom about it.

1:16:09 Caller We talked to my mom because she doesn't have a real good relationship with her parents because she's raised a Mormon, which is like, you know, religion here.

1:16:19 Adam That's what you do. You stuff a little religion up the tuchus of your kid and they're blowing hemophiliacs.

1:16:24 Caller Yes, exactly.

1:16:26 Adam The Lord works in mysterious ways.

1:16:29 Caller So she talked to my mom because my mom is really open about everything. And my mom brought up that hemophiliacs tend to have a lot of blood transfusions.

1:16:38 Drew Blood products, yeah.

1:16:39 Caller Yeah. And so it kind of scared her into thinking that she could catch some disease by doing this. I mean, she could anyways by giving him a blowjob, you know. But what kind of diseases could she run with him being a hemophiliac?

1:16:52 Drew Well, as you know, hemophiliacs, yeah.

1:16:54 Adam Aids, hepatitis, all the good stuff.

1:16:55 Drew That's right.

1:16:57 Caller So.

1:16:57 Adam Tell her just aids and hepatitis. Really? And scurvy.

1:17:01 Drew Although the aids risk, now they're not using these pooled, they're unscreened products. So the aids risk was really from a long time ago. How old is this person?

1:17:11 Caller She's 17.

1:17:12 Drew No, the hemophiliac.

1:17:14 Caller He's 17 as well.

1:17:15 Drew Yeah. So he was probably receiving products.

1:17:20 Adam Are they boyfriend and girlfriend or is this part of a just sort of blow hemophiliac exchange program? Which I'm for.

1:17:28 Caller I guess it's part of the blow hemophiliac.

1:17:30 Adam Yeah. These people have had hard enough life. Why punish them?

1:17:35 Caller Yeah.

1:17:35 Adam You know what I mean? Give the guy a blow job every once in a while.

1:17:38 Caller Yeah.

1:17:39 Adam Yeah. So they're not really a couple.

1:17:42 Caller Nope. He really can't stand her.

1:17:43 Drew So he can't stand her?

1:17:45 Caller No.

1:17:46 Adam Well, sure nice of him to let her blow him.

1:17:49 Caller Yeah.

1:17:50 Adam Very big of him. All right. Well, are you sure he can't stand her?

1:17:54 Caller Yeah. Pretty much. He says that he hates her.

1:17:57 Adam Why?

1:17:58 Caller I really don't know.

1:18:00 Adam Well, you don't sweat the details, do you, Lindsay?

1:18:02 Caller No, pretty much.

1:18:03 Adam All right. Well, why don't you tell her it couldn't hurt to go get checked out anyway?

1:18:08 Drew And condoms, condoms, condoms.

1:18:10 Adam And stop blowing guys you don't like. Just imagine what she does to the guys she likes.

1:18:15 Drew Well, maybe she could talk to him about what his potential carrier state is. I mean, does he have anything? She would probably know it.

1:18:22 Adam Right. Okay. Oh, like he doesn't like her. Oh, who the hell knows? John. Call her John. John from Kansas. John is 18 years old. John whose pubic hair grows fast. I wonder if John is sleeping.

1:18:43 Caller I don't think so.

1:18:45 Caller All right.

1:18:46 Adam Let's move on here, Drew. Let's talk to Leanne.

1:18:49 Hi. Hey.

1:18:50 Adam Hey. What's up, Toots?

1:18:54 Nothing. I'm having problems in my marriage right now. We've been married for years and we've never had a great sex life, but it stopped like in the last, I guess since I had my daughter, it stopped almost altogether.

1:19:15 Adam What a nice fart go in there for Drew. What? Your daughter farted?

1:19:19 Drew No.

1:19:20 Adam What happened?

1:19:20 Drew How old is your daughter?

1:19:22 How old is she? Three.

1:19:23 Drew So for three years you've had no sex?

1:19:25 No. Well, no. We've hardly had any.

1:19:29 Drew What does that mean?

1:19:30 How often? Since we moved back to California, we've had sex. We've been here seven months. We've had sex once.

1:19:38 Drew And who is not interested?

1:19:40 He is not interested.

1:19:41 Drew But you are?

1:19:42 Yeah.

1:19:44 Drew Is he on any medication?

1:19:45 He actually went to a doctor before. I don't know what he gave him, but he was on some before and it seemed to help a little.

1:19:57 Drew So he went on medicine to try to correct this problem. It's not as though he's on some medication that could be causing this problem.

1:20:03 No. He's not on any other medication.

1:20:07 Adam What do you think he gave him?

1:20:11 I don't know.

1:20:13 Adam You don't ask.

1:20:14 I do, but he's very vague. He doesn't like to talk about it. But I don't.

1:20:19 Drew Works on metal?

1:20:21 Adam What's he do for a living?

1:20:25 He works in a restaurant.

1:20:26 Adam Aha. What's he do?

1:20:29 He's a manager of a restaurant.

1:20:31 Caller Yeah.

1:20:32 Adam I don't trust those guys who manage restaurants.

1:20:34 Why?

1:20:35 Adam All slimy. All slimy, greasy guys. Bad mustaches. Cheating. Yeah. Does he have a bad mustache?

1:20:44 No.

1:20:45 Adam He shaved it off.

1:20:46 No. Yeah. He's clean cut.

1:20:47 Adam I see. Yeah. They cheat with the waitresses. Yeah. But if he was cheating, he'd be banging you too because he wouldn't want to draw any attention to it.

1:20:57 Drew He'd want to make up for it.

1:20:58 Right. Yeah.

1:20:59 Adam So that ain't it. He definitely ain't cheating.

1:21:01 And you know, I see, I found he does have like porn movies and stuff.

1:21:07 Adam You think he pleasures himself on a regular basis?

1:21:10 I'm guessing he does. I can't take it anymore.

1:21:14 Adam Okay. But do you feel like he is withdrawing from the relationship? Like he's pulled up stakes and is sort of retreating?

1:21:24 No, because he says he wants to stay together and he acts like he wants to stay together, but he just doesn't seem to have any interest in sex.

1:21:35 Drew He doesn't smoke pot, do alcohol or anything?

1:21:38 No.

1:21:39 Adam And is he good in every other way?

1:21:43 Drew Was he always sort of a low drive guy?

1:21:45 Yeah.

1:21:46 Drew Some guys have low sex drive.

1:21:47 Adam Yeah, but not zero in three years.

1:21:51 Drew How long you guys been together all told?

1:21:52 Ten.

1:21:53 Drew Ten years. That's once in six months.

1:21:58 Adam Once every six months. That's more than a low sex drive.

1:22:02 I just can't.

1:22:04 Adam Okay.

1:22:05 I mean I've tried everything. You know like...

1:22:06 Adam Leanne, look, this ain't your fault baby.

1:22:09 Drew No.

1:22:09 Adam And I'm sure you're plenty desirable. Really? Are you?

1:22:13 Drew You're fat.

1:22:14 Adam Dr. Drew, please. Please. Here's the point. You need to say, look, this is uncomfortable. This is an uncomfortable thing for you, but you know what? There's a lot of things that are uncomfortable in life. You get called in, you get your yearly review from your boss, you get audited in the tax, you get pulled over once in a while when you're driving. This is part of life and this is our relationship. You need to put a little time in and we need to have an open discussion about this. And I know you're a little embarrassed about it. Don't be. Let's just talk this out. If there's a problem, I want to talk about it. If it's about medication, we can get into that.

1:22:46 Drew I love you. I want to stay together. This is not an OK situation. The current status quo is not working for me. We may need to see someone about this.

1:22:53 Adam Have you offered him a BJ?

1:22:57 It doesn't work. He doesn't get hard.

1:22:59 Caller Oh.

1:23:00 Adam All right.

1:23:01 Drew You know what?

1:23:02 Adam That's like a medical problem here.

1:23:04 Drew You know what? Is that what you think? I think it's speed.

1:23:07 No. He doesn't. I would know.

1:23:09 Drew No you wouldn't. No you wouldn't.

1:23:12 He couldn't afford it. He couldn't get it even. I mean, I know.

1:23:16 Adam Does he have any history with drugs?

1:23:18 No.

1:23:18 Drew Does his parents alcoholic anywhere?

1:23:21 Yeah.

1:23:22 Drew Oh yeah. I can almost guarantee you it's something like that.

1:23:25 Adam Speed. Is he lost weight?

1:23:27 No.

1:23:28 Adam Is he a fat guy?

1:23:29 No. He's not fat but he's gained weight.

1:23:31 Drew Maybe opiates then. Something is shutting him down. If he can't even have an erection. That's a total shutdown.

1:23:38 Adam All right. The guy may have some vascular problem or something. Whatever it is, talk to him. You can talk to him.

1:23:45 Drew You need to go in with him to see the doctor.

1:23:47 Adam That's right. All right. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Laura who's 32. Yeah. Laura?

1:23:56 Caller Hi.

1:23:57 Adam Yeah. You want my advice on giving a BJ? Yeah.

1:24:00 Caller I thought you guys were just going to a break, no?

1:24:02 Adam Yeah. We're going to. We're going to talk to you about BJs when we come back. I'll tell you the do's and do not do's.

1:24:10 Caller Okay.

1:24:10 Adam All right there, baby.

1:24:11 Caller Sounds good.

1:24:12 Adam Hang on. After this. Hey, hey, hey, Loveline, everybody. Adam, that's Drew Clive Barker, the novelist, the screenwriter is going to be in here. This guy wrote Hellraiser and Hellbound and invented Pinhead, and wrote a bunch of other horror movies, and wrote some movie about like a some kind of a gay gnome or something that was saving the world. I told him that was nonsense. That was the last time he was in here. I don't think they made that one into a movie. Bruce the Conqueror, I don't remember what that was called, but we'll talk to Clive tomorrow night. And then my beloved Jimmy Kimmel will be in here Thursday night. Talk about The Man Show and the Fox Football and all that good stuff. All right. Let's keep going. Laura. Hi. Yeah. 32.

1:25:30 Caller Yeah.

1:25:31 Adam Wants to know about BJs.

1:25:32 Caller Well, I could probably tell you a lot about them. I've been around for a while, but my jaw kind of locks up on me.

1:25:40 Caller Yeah.

1:25:41 Drew You can't close it?

1:25:43 Caller Well, it's like I can't open my mouth wide enough.

1:25:46 Drew But if you do, does it lock open?

1:25:48 Caller Yeah. Yeah. And it starts to really hurt.

1:25:50 Drew That's not good.

1:25:51 Caller Yeah. It's not good. And I've heard of TMJ.

1:25:54 Drew Right. But you can actually get your mouth locked open. You have to go to the emergency room to get it sort of unlocked.

1:25:59 Caller I kind of push like push my fingers.

1:26:01 Drew Yeah.

1:26:02 Caller Like make it kind of unlock.

1:26:03 Drew Right. Sometimes that can't be done without some medication.

1:26:06 Adam 97 out of the last 110 guys I tried to blow in the last six month period. My jaw stuck open. True.

1:26:15 Caller Yeah. Because there's like the complaint about my teeth scraping. And I do not have big teeth.

1:26:20 Adam Right.

1:26:20 Caller So I try to use my hands and my tongue and whatever I can.

1:26:26 Adam I don't like the handwork in there.

1:26:28 Caller You do or you don't?

1:26:29 Adam I don't. My hand gets jealous. I have to talk to it. Please baby don't look. No. Don't mind her. What's she doing here? That's my domain. Don't worry. Just scratch the ass and stay out of this.

1:26:41 Caller Let's see.

1:26:42 Drew This is the thing.

1:26:43 Caller As I was listening to you about finishing, about swallowing, I threw up.

1:26:50 Drew Well, now finishing? Hold on.

1:26:52 Adam Hold on. You're not listening.

1:26:54 Caller Okay.

1:26:54 Adam I never say you have to swallow.

1:26:57 Caller Okay.

1:26:58 Adam I believe that this is a horrible angle for men to work, because it gives women two options. You either ingest the semen or you move away the most crucial part of the date and leave the guy on his own so it can just sort of drip out of his dork and there's nothing less satisfying than that. I hate this that guys talk about swallowing. The more sensible option is essentially just letting him finish into your mouth and then go spit it in the sink.

1:27:31 Caller And just like kind of deal with the gagging bit, just kind of run fast so they don't see you.

1:27:38 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying.

1:27:39 Drew What about just let it come out?

1:27:41 Adam Just make it to the goddamn sink or the potted plant and spit it in there, the hamper or something. Laura, have you ever taken a swig of bad milk from the refrigerator?

1:27:51 Caller Yeah.

1:27:51 Adam Okay. And you don't swallow it. You take that swig and you realize after the first couple teaspoons enter your mouth, hey, this is bad.

1:27:59 Caller Yeah.

1:28:00 Adam Now, do you swallow it? No. Do you spit it all over the kitchen floor? No. No, you don't. You hurry over to the sink. Yeah. You hurry to the sink and you spit it into the sink and then you rinse your mouth out.

1:28:13 Caller So, do you think a guy would be happy enough... No.

1:28:16 Adam Guy doesn't care...

1:28:17 Caller .to get them close to that point and then maybe like getting on top of them or...

1:28:21 Adam No. No. Look, stay down there, let him finish in your mouth and then go spit it into the sink. You can't handle that?

1:28:30 Caller Yeah, I think I can handle that if the guy was worth it. Yeah, sir. And I wouldn't be doing that if he wasn't, so yeah.

1:28:36 Adam All right. Well, there you go. You've done the math on the BJs and that's what you do. Also, two ladies, and I'm getting down in the BJ position, but if the guy's lying on his back and you're over him, your mouth is sort of... gravity is helping you.

1:28:53 Caller Yeah.

1:28:53 Adam Because it's going into your mouth, but it's not going down your throat or up your nose, it's just kind of falling back on your teeth and you do that hunched over run thing you do like... and you spit it right into the sink and you're done and no guy's going to complain.

1:29:08 Drew Why are you so against it just sort of running out?

1:29:10 Caller What?

1:29:11 Drew Adam.

1:29:12 Adam Yeah. You're asking me?

1:29:13 Drew Yeah. You.

1:29:14 Adam Back onto the belly?

1:29:15 Drew Or wherever.

1:29:16 Adam You can do that, but I don't know. It's already there. Why dump it back out again?

1:29:21 Caller So you're saying the key basically is to relax and...

1:29:24 Adam Yeah. Just.

1:29:25 Caller It's real life. Would that help with my jaw too? I mean, I try to relax, but you know, when you're in it, you're working it, you know, it's like.

1:29:32 Adam Yeah. Well, maybe you got that TMJ. Maybe she needs a mouthpiece or something.

1:29:36 Drew Well, she made that actually true.

1:29:37 Adam For a night, you may have to talk to an orthodontist or something and see what's up with that. But look, I'm no dentist, but I can't tell you where the semen should go and that's straight into the sink. I don't care if someone swallows anything. All right. Let's talk to Tim. Tim's 15. Tim?

1:29:55 Caller Yeah.

1:29:55 Adam What's up?

1:29:56 Caller What's up, man?

1:29:57 Adam Yeah, what's up?

1:29:58 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to know if me being, my dad being an alcoholic would affect me because my mom was telling me if I, because we're kind of religious and she was like, if we ever get out to church, then you'd probably be an alcoholic.

1:30:16 Drew Well, it's an interesting question. You have about a 50% chance of inheriting the genetic predisposition for that, okay? There's no doubt that being an alcoholic dad affects you in lots of emotional ways, one of which is to model his behavior sometimes perhaps. And it's also the case that religious communities have pretty, sometimes can have pretty good success containing these behaviors. So there's a point that she kind of has a point that once you get outside of that culture, there's certainly the higher probability that that biological predisposition could blossom.

1:30:51 Adam Where's your dad now, Tim?

1:30:53 Caller South Carolina.

1:30:55 Adam So he's not in your life?

1:30:57 Caller Nah, he left when I was 10.

1:30:59 Adam Alright, and is everything else in your life going okay?

1:31:02 Caller Pretty much.

1:31:03 Adam You're doing okay in school?

1:31:05 Caller Yeah.

1:31:06 Adam You're not getting into trouble?

1:31:08 Caller Nah, not that much.

1:31:09 Adam You're not hanging around with troublemakers?

1:31:12 Caller Nah, no, not too much.

1:31:15 Adam Okay.

1:31:16 Caller It's just we can't do a lot of things in our church, so it's kind of...

1:31:20 Adam Hold on. They don't let you drink in church?

1:31:23 Caller Nobody let you drink in church.

1:31:24 Adam Oh, really? I haven't been to church. I don't know if there's like a cake night over there, or they got a bar or some high balls going. I would go if that was...

1:31:31 Caller Nah, it's like a Pentecostal church.

1:31:33 Adam Oh, Pentecostal. So no hard stuff. Just beer and wine?

1:31:38 Caller No, nothing.

1:31:39 Adam Oh, my goodness. That is a travesty. That's why I'm going with you.

1:31:44 Caller No, I didn't go strictly water by with the... You get to eat. So basically, you eat more things than you think is wrong in there. I mean, you can't do a lot of things.

1:31:53 Adam Right. But...

1:31:54 Caller They don't even want you watching TV.

1:31:56 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, that's something I couldn't do with. But, Tim, your mom's probably right, keeping you in church and it's good that you're going to church. But if you get out of church, that doesn't mean you automatically are going to start drinking, and it's not going to be your ticket to start drinking. It's not going to be an excuse to start drinking. But you see the way your dad's life has turned out, and that's all the reason you need not to drink.

1:32:20 Drew I'm fortunate I thought the way it works.

1:32:22 Adam I know, but I'm telling him that. I mean, your dad's not having a good life, is he? Just say no so I can be right. Would you please, Tim? No. Thank you. Thank you very much. Like just, you know you got this gene and you got to keep after it. Let's just pretend you do and avoid trouble. Everybody who's within the sound of my voice, assume you have the alcoholic gene.

1:32:50 Drew Good point.

1:32:50 Adam And just treat life that way. We'll be back.

1:32:54 Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:33:31 Drew Well, Adam, you can go home and watch On, yeah.

1:33:34 Adam Brook Berk on On, yeah. See a little of that thong back, and again, use it as hors d'oeuvre, a little tune-up.

1:33:41 Drew Yeah, a little hot, a little start-up, yeah.

1:33:42 Adam For the big masturbatory session. Takes place about, usually about 118 over at the Corolla house.

1:33:48 Drew Thankfully, I'll be asleep, I won't be thinking about you.

1:33:50 Adam All right, Drew claims to be asleep by 1230, even though he gets home at 1224 every night.

1:33:56 Drew 1238, I'm out, guaranteed.

1:33:59 Adam You don't want just a couple minutes to yourself when you get home?

1:34:01 Drew I fall asleep.

1:34:03 Adam Really?

1:34:04 Drew I live all kinds of times.

1:34:05 Adam I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted.

1:34:07 Drew You don't sleep.

1:34:08 Adam But I get home, I want that couple of minutes just to unwind and relax and think about the day and put my feet up. If I go to bed, the next day just begins.

1:34:17 Caller Yeah.

1:34:18 Adam But instead, I have that hour where I can just sort of go, nobody can bother me, the phone ain't ringing, I don't have to do anything, I don't have to be anywhere, no one wants anything.

1:34:28 Drew You don't have to get up at 6.

1:34:30 Adam You don't just want to take 15 minutes there.

1:34:32 Drew I got to get up at 6 though.

1:34:35 Adam PW.

1:34:36 Drew What's that?

1:34:37 Adam Pussy Whip.

1:34:38 Drew What does that have to do with getting up in the morning?

1:34:39 Adam PW. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:47 Are you ready, honey? This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Dan Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2001