Episode 1000754886934

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Nickelback is our guest tonight. They are on the freeway. They are coming from a gig and they will be here in just a matter of moments. So we'll bring them in when they arrive. Drew? Doing all right?

1:39 Drew Yeah. Spent the day at Disneyland. Oh, boy.

1:42 Adam Weren't you at Disneyland yesterday?

1:44 Drew Yeah, but as you know, we do it back to back.

1:51 Adam Drew?

1:52 Drew There's two parks now, Adam. You got to go to one.

1:54 Oh, my God.

1:57 Adam Did those kids, did they stay at the hotel again?

2:01 Drew They were just one night, last night.

2:03 Adam They stayed at the hotel?

2:04 Drew Yeah, yeah.

2:06 Adam I am telling you, you are ruining those kids. I was yelling at Drew last night because Drew lives in Southern California on the freeway, barring traffic about 35 to 40 minutes away from Disneyland. And yet, he stays at the hotel there with his family. And it's not because he's loaded. The only excuse to stay at a local hotel is when you are so ass-faced, you just can't drive. Right. You know, when they are K-Rocks having the big weenie roast blowout. That's right. And you got to head 60 miles from your house and you get so stewed out in the summertime sun that you just, you heave on the shuttle bus on your way back to the hotel and just decide to crash out somewhere at the hotel. That is the only excuse there is for staying at a hotel when you live in town. And these kids stay at the Disneyland Hotel. And there are two days, three day experiences over there. One day, isn't one day enough at Disneyland?

3:06 Drew At Disneyland, yeah. What is it? There are two parks now.

3:08 Adam Yeah, I know there are two parks, but what do they need to see? I mean, they are there every, they are on like a five week rotation. They couldn't possibly add any attractions in the 17 days they were there, since they were there last, could they?

3:20 Drew No, not even.

3:23 Adam I mean, and what kind of stories are those? You know, what are they going to say to their therapist? Like when they are in their 30s? We only went to Disneyland 457 times from age three to age 14? Jesus Christ. Oh, those kids, I'm so jealous. I'm going to crawl right inside your wife's vagina and have her match me. That's right, so I can get in on this Disneyland. I lived out in this area. I grew up in this area and I would go to Disneyland about every four or five years, I think. That's the way I remember it.

3:53 Drew You were subjected to cruel and unusual punishment.

3:55 Adam Oh my God. Well, imagine, you know, my family, the loser Corollas, just to get from North Hollywood to Van Nuys was a day of planning. So imagine trying to get to Anaheim across town. I mean, that was months in the preparation. There was less preparation that went into the new air campaign against, who the hell are we bombing, Bin Laden, the Taliban, than it was for the Corollas to get to Disneyland. And speaking of Bin Laden, I was watching 60 Minutes last night, and there was a great question. I mean, listen, I'm no great interviewer. I may be amongst the worst, and if not improved in six years, by the way, I'm trying to say. But I was watching, I think it was Mike Wallace, who was on the street interviewing Mayor Giuliani. And he was asking him questions, and he said, what do you think Bin Laden's next move is going to be here in the United States? I mean, what do you think his next act of terror is going to be? Which already is a little bit weird because he's like, what do you want the mayor to say? He's going to poison the water, he's going to take a tour bus into a nuclear facility. And then he says, then he follows that up with, what would you do if you were Ben Laden?

5:08 Drew I think that's the opposite question.

5:10 Adam I know, but these are questions that you'll never get an answer from a politician. And I was just, I was watching the TV and I slid into a little Giuliani. And I think it would be great if he said, well Mike, first I would round up the Jews. Then I would get a huge pot of boiling rubber. Yeah, the Vulcan eyes, the kind they used to make truck tires out of. And I would dip all the Jews in. But not all the way, so it killed them immediately. I'd want them to suffer. It's like, what would you do if you were Ben Laden? What would you do to you was his question, not where would you hide? What would you do to New Yorkers if you were him? Well, that's what I mean. It's one of these politician questions. It's hard to speculate and then move on to the next thing. And I think Wallace realized it was kind of a retarded question about halfway into it. All right, we're going to take a few phone calls. Nickelback has walked in. So what we'll do is we'll take a couple of phone calls. We'll break a little early and then we'll bring the band into the studio. All right, let's talk to Michelle, who's 19. Michelle?

6:18 Yeah?

6:18 Adam What's up?

6:19 Hey, Adam, hey Drew. I love your guys' show.

6:22 Adam Thank you.

6:23 Okay, my question is, like, my boyfriend's turning 21, Lane. And he wants to have anal sex. And I've heard stories that muscles can loosen up, and you might have to wear a sack or something. Like, I don't know. So like-

6:37 Drew If we're that simple, it's actually kind of quaint.

6:40 Adam You wear a sack like-

6:41 Drew Like a feedback.

6:42 Adam Yeah, like they have on the mules that pull the carts in Central Park. Jesus Christ, what a lofty dream for 21st birthday. I drank a 12 pack of Mickey's Big Mouth and passed out on a box spring in an alley outside of a party I went to. Projectile vomited.

7:00 Drew Vomited, yes, of course.

7:00 Adam Projectile vomited and had to be at my construction job on the following Saturday morning at 7 a.m. digging ditches out in the noonday sun. Good time. So it was very, very painful. But this guy wants anal sacks.

7:15 Yeah.

7:15 Adam Yeah. Well, don't do it. You're going to have to wear that sack.

7:19 Does that happen every time or?

7:21 Adam The sack? That sack happens about 80 percent of the time.

7:25 Like the first time you do it, will it happen?

7:28 Adam Do you have to wear the sack?

7:29 No. Say you have anal sacks and then do your muscles loosen up from that? Like could it happen if you only do it one time?

7:35 Adam Right. I'm asking. I'm answering your question. You want to know if you have to wear that sack after the first time? Yeah. Why do you keep saying no when I keep saying the sack?

7:45 Okay. The sack.

7:46 Adam Okay. No. You can have anal sacks without having to wear a sack the first time.

7:52 Drew I thought you said it was 80 percent.

7:53 Adam Well, about 80 percent. Yeah. But there's a 20 percent chance you won't have to don the sack.

7:58 So would you recommend it?

7:59 Drew No.

8:00 Adam I would recommend it to a friend.

8:02 Drew Michelle, you're asking us bizarre questions. That's why he's joking with you.

8:06 Adam You're 19. You haven't been able to figure any of this stuff out?

8:09 Drew Here's the deal. If it's something you want to do, it's fine. If you don't want to do it, there are various risks associated with it. Some are nominal. Some are substantial. It's not the healthiest behavior you can do. Some people engage in it for long periods of time and are fine.

8:24 Adam I wish everyone who engaged in anal sex had to wear a sack as a scarlet letter. We would know who they were in society. We would be able to see the guys walking around, all the gay men walking around with the sacks strapped around them.

8:36 Drew Just carry a colostomy bag.

8:38 Adam No, I mean just an actual sack. An actual sack.

8:41 Drew A burlap sack.

8:42 Adam Burlap bucket sack with a rope jethro from that Beverly Hillbillies type belt around their waist. All the ladies, all the gents, everyone who's given it up anally would have to wear the sack.

8:54 Drew I've had anal sex. Well, I'm preoccupied. Was that on the air? We had that discussion with Mahendra last night about men being preoccupied about anal sex. No, no, it was off the air. We were just talking about how a lot of guys are really preoccupied about that these days, and it's sort of a power and control issue, I think. It's an aggressive act. If you're not into it, don't do it. If it's something you like, fine, enjoy.

9:18 Adam You know, it's great. The difference between men and women is for the guy's 21st birthday wants anal. For her 21st birthday, Tiara. She wants a Tiara in Two Dozen Roses. And she'd like him to compose a poem about her. He wants the anal.

9:38 Drew Yeah.

9:38 Adam Karen?

9:39 Drew Beauty of Man.

9:40 Adam Karen?

9:42 Nickelback Hello?

9:42 Adam Year 20. What's up?

9:44 Nickelback Oh, I didn't know you were talking. It's Karen.

9:46 Drew Yeah, Karen.

9:47 Adam Karen.

9:48 Drew Karen, go.

9:49 Nickelback Yeah. I get like these pains in my chest sometimes. Like, I know that you could have like this type of like heart attack thing, like this minor heart attack or something.

10:02 Drew Not at 20, not at 20, not unless you're doing something to yourself.

10:05 Nickelback No, because I take, well, I'll take valproic acid.

10:12 Drew You're bipolar?

10:13 Nickelback No.

10:13 Drew You have a seizure disorder?

10:15 Nickelback No. My mom just wanted me to see this doctor in another country and...

10:20 Drew All right. Well, Karen, the depakote or valproic acid is for either seizures or really mood stabilizing for manic depression.

10:27 Adam First off, they don't have doctors in other countries except for Canada, where the Nickelback is from, by the way. All the other doctors from the other countries come here to be our doctors.

10:37 Nickelback Well, my mom doesn't believe the doctor is here.

10:40 Drew Where did you go?

10:42 Nickelback Huh?

10:42 Drew Where did you go?

10:43 Nickelback I went to Nicaragua.

10:45 Adam To see the doctor in Nicaragua?

10:47 Nickelback Yeah.

10:47 Adam Because she doesn't trust the American physicians? Genius, your mother.

10:53 Drew Okay.

10:54 Nickelback Yeah.

10:54 Adam Where is she? Did she ship water in from Tijuana as well because she doesn't trust the aqueduct system here? I see. So, wait a minute. Where is your mom from that she just picked Nicaragua?

11:06 Nickelback We're from Nicaragua.

11:07 Adam Oh, okay. I see. All right. And the doctor put you on the depakote, did you say?

11:13 Nickelback No. Valporic acid.

11:15 Adam Oh, I see.

11:15 Drew That is depakote.

11:16 Adam I see.

11:17 Nickelback Oh, I didn't know.

11:17 Adam Thank you.

11:19 Nickelback Because I sometimes get these pains and I'll breathe in, I'll hold my breath.

11:23 Drew Karen.

11:23 Nickelback And it gets even worse.

11:25 Drew All right. Definitely not your heart, okay?

11:27 Nickelback What is it?

11:28 Adam Well, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong with you? I mean, mentally?

11:32 Nickelback Yeah.

11:32 Adam You sound a little nutty.

11:35 Nickelback I do?

11:35 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. A little is being kind too. What's up? What's going on?

11:41 Nickelback I just have depression.

11:42 Adam Well, you don't sound too depressed. You just sound a little crazy.

11:46 Nickelback I do?

11:47 Adam A little bit. Yeah.

11:48 Nickelback No.

11:49 Adam Oh, yes.

11:50 Nickelback How come? What about it?

11:52 Adam Listen, I talk to people all night, and I can always tell the crazy ones, and you got a little crazy in you.

11:57 Nickelback No, I'm not crazy. I mean, I do have these things that I worry about, but I'm not crazy. Okay, but I don't think I'm crazy.

12:04 Adam But look, any 20-year-old female.

12:05 Nickelback Okay, yeah, I'm crazy then.

12:06 Adam Thank you, who worries about a heart attack is a little nutty.

12:09 Nickelback No, well, if you got pains in your chest, wouldn't you think that?

12:13 Drew No, not at 20, not females at 20 don't get heart attacks, okay? But if you have chest pain, it needs to be evaluated. So go ahead and see some about your chest pain, all right? There's a zillion different causes. It sounds like you're describing musculoskeletal source of your chest pain, something called costochondritis, very common, no big deal.

12:31 Adam Right. Now, you may want to see a local physician unless it's a serious, serious procedure and a delicate operation. And then of course, we're going to have to-

12:41 Drew Panama.

12:41 Adam Ride you in by mule to Nicaragua where you can get to-

12:44 Drew Well, Nicaragua may not be up to Panama is probably where she needs to be.

12:47 Nickelback Yeah.

12:48 Adam Right. Where you can get a nice angioplasty by candlelight.

12:52 Nickelback Yeah.

12:53 Adam Enjoy.

12:54 Nickelback Okay.

12:54 Adam All right.

12:55 Drew You're fast.

12:55 Adam I'm going to Nicaragua for medical help. It's really like the punchline to some joke, Drew. Isn't that what you yell at your patients who don't pay?

13:07 Drew Go to Nicaragua.

13:08 Adam Yeah, go to Nicaragua. Get some quality care, you jackass. Laurie?

13:13 Yes.

13:13 Adam You're 31?

13:14 Caller Yes, I am.

13:15 Adam What's up?

13:16 Caller Well, my husband tells me that if I like ice, am I koochie? I like spanked erotically. That's masochism and I'm just curious. What do you think?

13:32 Drew Yeah.

13:33 Adam What does he want you to do?

13:34 Drew He wants you to ice it? She wants to.

13:36 Caller I mean, ice can be erotic, especially when used appropriately. I was just wondering if I like ice or am I koochie? I like to be spanked, not to the point of pain, but erotically. Is that masochism?

13:51 Adam No.

13:51 Drew Yes.

13:52 Adam That's just a little rough trade.

13:54 Drew All right. Well, let me do Rose by any other name. It doesn't mean anything.

13:58 Caller It doesn't mean anything.

13:59 Drew Not necessarily.

13:59 Caller I don't mean I'm in the pain or anything.

14:02 Drew You may be going down that path.

14:04 Caller Well, no, I'm not. I mean, I really am not in the pain, but he seems to think I am.

14:08 Drew I think he's just pulling your chain a little bit, but an easy way to sort of assess whether you have a problem with this is whether or not you're acting out some form of abuse that you had early on. Were you abused?

14:16 Caller Well, yeah, I was abused.

14:17 Caller I made peace with that, but.

14:20 Drew No, no, you didn't.

14:21 Adam You can see you're well past that.

14:22 Drew Yeah. This is what I'm saying. That's where this comes from.

14:25 Adam Drew.

14:25 Drew That's why I brought it up magically.

14:27 Caller If I find it erotic, it's because I was abused.

14:31 Drew Abuse becomes attraction and arousal later in life.

14:34 Caller Really?

14:35 Drew Yes.

14:36 Adam Well, okay, but a little ice on the couch is fine.

14:39 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, it can be a complete turn on.

14:42 Adam Okay, that's good. You don't have any kids, do you?

14:45 Caller No, my husband does, but I don't.

14:47 Adam Okay. How many kids does he have?

14:49 Caller Three.

14:50 Adam Three?

14:51 Caller Oh, yeah.

14:51 Adam Tell him I consider him an enemy of the state.

14:53 Drew No, he's like thirties.

14:55 Caller I won't do that.

14:56 Drew He's in his thirties. He may be taking care of them.

14:58 Adam Oh, he's not taking care of these kids. I bet they got one shoe between the three of them.

15:04 Caller I bet you they get a lot more than that.

15:06 Adam All right. Are they living with you?

15:08 Caller They were, but they're not now.

15:10 Adam I see. That's healthy. Where are they?

15:12 Caller Well, they're in Alabama right now. Yeah, I know. If they're in there, you know, the best place in America. I won't say the cuss word on that.

15:20 Adam Right.

15:20 Drew Yeah, it's not that it's bad. It's that they're being carted all over the continent.

15:24 Caller No, I mean, they're great kids. They're great.

15:26 Adam They're very resilient.

15:27 Drew They're being carted all over the continent. That's the point. Why are you subjecting them to that? They're great kids.

15:32 Adam When are they coming back?

15:34 Caller When are they coming back? One of them will be back in November.

15:37 Adam One of them?

15:38 Caller Yeah.

15:39 Drew You're splitting them up now?

15:40 Caller There's multiple mothers.

15:42 Adam So what are... Oh, I see. I see. But he sends them back to Alabama during cotton picking, during the harvest season and then brings them...

15:51 Caller No, we don't send them back to Alabama by choice, but you know, Alabama is one of them states where I have no rights.

15:57 Adam Okay, but listen, this guy has three kids by three chicks?

16:02 Caller By two chicks. And one is actually not actually his kid. It's a kid that he got by marriage and...

16:10 Adam Okay, but don't let him get you pregnant, please.

16:13 Caller Oh, well, he can't get me pregnant. He's had a vasectomy.

16:15 Adam Good, good. Well, we're going to send him out a windbreaker. All right, good times.

16:22 Caller Okay, great.

16:23 Adam All right, all right, hey, all right. Let's give him a little safety tip, which is for him, which is during those long hauls, it's important to pull over to rest stop and take a nap.

16:32 Drew Did you say he was a truck driver?

16:33 Adam I'm just, I'm doing the math. I'm just assuming, I'm assuming everyone who calls the show drives a truck. Drew, so, Ace on the vagina is fine, right?

16:43 Drew Well, as compared to what?

16:45 Adam Well, didn't you tell me that in college, you dated a young lady who used to like you to put a funnel up her ass and you dumped liquid nitrogen into it?

16:55 Drew No.

16:55 Adam Well, that wasn't you?

16:56 Drew That wasn't me.

16:56 Adam Okay. I thought you told me that off the air.

16:58 Drew I don't think so.

17:00 Adam Liquid nitrogen? We discussed that.

17:02 Drew Liquid nitrogen?

17:05 Adam It would freeze up in her colon and then she'd pass it as one block that was shaped as her colon and then you would examine the block to see what kind of conditioner colon was in it. I think you were pretty mad at the time.

17:19 Drew Because it would come out as a perfect mold for colon.

17:22 Adam Right.

17:23 Drew I see. That was actually latex report.

17:25 Adam Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you said liquid nitrogen. No. My mistake. Nickelback is here tonight. They have just arrived, so we're going to break a couple of minutes early. When we come back, we'll have the guys in the studio. Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Chad Kroger and Ryan Peek are both here from Nickelback. We appreciate you guys hustling over. They've had a very busy day. They're going to be on Leno tonight, which is cool. Is that first time on Leno? Yeah. First time. Now, you guys are from Canada. So is it a big- Easy, easy, easy. Love that. Love that. It's a country, right? Love that country.

18:48 I think it is now, yeah.

18:50 Adam It's very strict with the customs over there.

18:52 Nickelback Yeah, that's a good thing.

18:54 Adam Yeah, it is. But, man, when that customs, when that huge, bull dyke Canadian pulled a jugs out of my briefcase and was waving it around in front of about 300 people at the airport, I almost crapped my- I needed one of those crap buckets. We were talking about crap bags. What's this? What is this? But, I mean, you know it's a big deal to be on Leno? Or is that no big deal? You know what I mean? It's in Canada, right? Or is it? Oh, yeah.

19:26 Nickelback It's a big deal to be on Leno.

19:27 Drew That's like the biggest thing we've done yet, I think so.

19:29 Adam Right.

19:30 It's pretty cool.

19:31 Drew Good.

19:31 Adam So, you can enjoy that.

19:33 Oh, I'm bouncing off the walls.

19:35 Nickelback I'm hoping a couple million people are going to enjoy it.

19:37 Adam That'll be on tonight. Who else is on tonight?

19:41 Nickelback Jenna Elfman.

19:42 Adam I was just speaking about her last night.

19:45 Drew Why can't I remember the guy's name?

19:46 Nickelback Very tall. He's on Inside Sports.

19:48 Drew I think it's Inside Sports, the new show. All right.

19:50 Adam Well, Jenna Elfman, good enough. Good enough. And how did it sound? Did it work out?

19:54 Nickelback I think it worked okay.

19:56 Adam Oh, good. Good.

19:57 Nickelback Ricky Martin.

19:59 Drew Oh, yeah. Ricky Martin made a special guest appearance.

20:01 Adam What did he do? Just run out there?

20:03 Drew He did.

20:03 Nickelback He literally ran out and signed the Harley that they're going to be auctioning off to...

20:10 Adam Oh, Jay's going to auction off one of his Harleys?

20:13 Nickelback Yeah. He's got, guess how many? Just guess. Take a wild guess at how many Harleys he's got. 50.

20:18 Adam Two and a half.

20:18 Nickelback Higher.

20:19 Adam Three and a half.

20:20 Nickelback 80. 80 Harley Davidsons.

20:23 Adam The thing about Leno, and I mean, Leno's a nice enough guy and he loves bikes. And many years ago when he was just a comedian before The Tonight Show, I was building a house when I was a carpenter next door to his house. When he didn't live in the big house, he lives in now and he was out there every day working on his vintage bikes out there in the driveway. And he's really into it. I mean, he's the real McCoy. He's out there turning wrenches. But he's given away a Harley that someone gave him two years ago. You understand that? It's not like he paid 22k at auction for it. The Harley Davidson dealership of North America gave him that Harley a year ago and now he's given away. Now it's still his Harley.

21:08 Nickelback He may have purchased it.

21:11 Adam No. That guy gets so much good free stuff. It drives me insane.

21:17 Nickelback I said, you know, Jay, you could probably give away one of these a week for a long time and not even notice the collection diminishing.

21:24 Adam He's got like a huge warehouse out by the Burbank Airport, just filled with all the good cars we would like except for he has them. You understand that?

21:33 Drew With the bikes and cars on the side.

21:34 Adam Bikes, cars, everything. What?

21:36 Nickelback Okay, now, if you could go in just tomorrow, just whatever you want.

21:42 Adam Right.

21:43 Nickelback It's going to be in your driveway at 6 o'clock. You just have to pick it. What is it going to be?

21:47 Adam All right.

21:48 Nickelback What's her name?

21:49 Adam I got to ask the question. Is it automobile? Do I get to sell it? I mean, I have to drive it. I mean, I would get an AC, a 427 Cobra, like a 67, and I would just turn around and sell the thing. If I was looking to turn a buck.

22:04 Nickelback You're not. You want to keep this.

22:06 Adam But if I'm going to drive it, I think I get a Lamborghini Mira, say, 12-cylinder transverse.

22:12 Drew You can't really drive that thing, though.

22:13 Adam Well, that's true, too. All right. I'd get myself like a Hyundai, something sensible that could handle the insurance payment. It doesn't burn gas. Beige interior, four-speed AM radio.

22:23 Nickelback What are you driving now? The Honda?

22:26 Adam No, I got an AM. We'll get into my cars. You guys like cars? We'll talk off the air about it.

22:32 Drew It's obnoxious.

22:33 Adam It's really obnoxious on the air.

22:35 Nickelback You got a nice car?

22:36 Adam I got nice cars. I love cars. I'm going to buy a car this week. I'm going to Pomona. I'm going to buy a car. No, no. Big auction over there.

22:43 Drew Oh, really?

22:43 Adam Yeah. All right. So what are we talking about? Nickelback. Silver side up, name of the CD. Going to hear something off of that in a couple of few, probably take a few phone calls and we'll hear that. I'll give you some tour dates where you can find Nickelback. We know they're going to, is it Tucson tomorrow?

23:00 Nickelback Tucson, yeah.

23:01 Adam And then continuing on through North America.

23:04 Drew Vegas, next to them, back in LA, hear the key.

23:07 Adam You guys, you done Vegas before? Yeah. Very nice over there.

23:11 Nickelback We're going to do Mandalay Bay this time.

23:13 Adam Yeah, that's beautiful.

23:14 Drew The House of Blues? Yeah.

23:16 Nickelback Yeah.

23:16 Adam Good times.

23:17 Drew I'm losing a lot of dough there.

23:18 Adam We will...

23:19 Nickelback Let's take a call. I'm anxious as hell.

23:21 Adam On the phones, yes, and speak to Jackie who's 18. Jackie?

23:24 Caller Yeah, it's me.

23:25 Adam What's up?

23:25 Caller Hey, what's up?

23:27 Drew Go ahead, Jackie.

23:27 Caller Okay. Well, this guy that I've been talking to for about... It's going to be seven months, the 15th of October. And he's actually like a butcher. And we went to his store in like December or something. And that's when I saw him. And the thing is, is that like in March, I finally started talking to him. I actually didn't notice him until March. And then I said it. I had like a crush on him. And then my cousin convinced me to give him my phone number. So we started talking for a while, whatever, you know, went out and everything. And then right now, like about two, two weeks ago, two and a half weeks ago, I moved. And I didn't talk to him for a week. And then my cousin, I called my cousin. I'm like, hey, what's up, or whatever. And she's like, well, guess what? And I'm like, what? I saw him get out of a girl's truck. And I'm like, what?

24:19 Drew Did you have some sort of an agreement with him that this was an exclusive boyfriend, girlfriend thing?

24:24 Caller Well, see, he confuses me.

24:27 Drew Answer that question. Did you have an agreement?

24:29 Caller Yeah, yeah, we did.

24:30 Drew That this is an exclusive relationship? Yeah. You had that talk.

24:33 Caller Yeah.

24:34 Drew And he said yes.

24:35 Caller Yeah, he said yes. So then for like, it's happened a few times before, you know, that girls have tried to talk to him or whatever. And I've asked him about it. And he's like, well, I don't pay attention to her.

24:49 Drew How old is he?

24:50 Nickelback I thought he was the butcher.

24:51 Caller He's 20.

24:52 Drew 20. All right. Well, he doesn't want to have a girlfriend right now, I suspect.

24:56 Adam Well, he works on livestock. She works on the English language. He sharpens his knives. She sharpens her tongue. All right. Hey, Jackie, I'm not so sure this one's going all the way.

25:10 Drew Yeah.

25:12 Adam Maybe. Yes. Maybe this guy isn't the one for you. Why don't you date possibly a baker or a candlestick maker?

25:19 Drew Just around it out.

25:20 Caller See, people make fun of me because of that, but I'm like-

25:23 Drew No, that's fine.

25:24 Caller Caught my attention. I didn't-

25:25 Nickelback You get free steak.

25:26 Drew Look, it's a good job. It sounds like he's a good guy, but he also sounds like a guy that really doesn't want to have a monogamous relationship right now. So be realistic about who he is and what he wants right now and accept that.

25:36 Adam He probably smells of giblets, and could there be a less well-named product than giblets?

25:43 Drew Yes, sweet breads.

25:44 Adam Sweet breads, yes, you're right. Sweet breads is actually worse than giblets. Giblets sounds like you should be able to buy it at a movie theater. You know where you go, red hot, razzles, give me the giblets and let's fun size it. Give me the big box of giblets and the bottomless tub of corn and the 32 ounce Mr. Pip. Giblets is basically what? Just lung and heart and guts and kidney. Is it only kidney or is it other organs? Is it only of chickens?

26:15 Drew Give me the dictionary, it's over there.

26:18 Adam Giblets is nothing but just a bunch. What are you looking for? It's not going to be in there.

26:23 Drew There it is right there.

26:25 Adam No, I mean giblets. Is giblets going to be in the dictionary? Sweetbreads is what? Stomach lining, cow stomach, cow pancreas.

26:33 Nickelback You're the doctor.

26:35 Adam I mean you could really be screwed if you just ordered some giblets and sweetbreads.

26:40 Drew Sounds like a great meal to have for dinner.

26:41 Adam I'd like to screw with a nine-year-old, like I go out to a restaurant, whether I go, Mark, while you're going to the bathroom, I'll order you sweetbreads and giblets.

26:48 Oh, thanks Uncle Adam.

26:52 Adam It's a bunch of cow parts normal people won't eat.

26:56 Drew Entrails garbage. The edible visceral of a fowl. So it's all that stuff.

27:04 Nickelback With garlic.

27:05 Adam Mmm, giblets. Giblets.

27:07 Nothing like giblets.

27:09 Adam Nella?

27:10 Yeah?

27:11 Adam What's up there, Nella?

27:12 Hi.

27:14 My breasts are actually at a 38 double D where they were. They're growing right now. Good. I'm 18 and I've just gone through the biggest growth spurt in the last three months.

27:25 Adam I just had one myself actually.

27:28 Drew Sweetbread is a pancreas of a young animal.

27:30 Adam Pancreas of a young animal.

27:31 Drew Typically a calf.

27:32 Adam Good touch. All right. So we're talking about growth spurt here, Drew.

27:36 Yeah. I mean, in eighth grade, they started to grow and I was at a D until about three or four months ago. They just grew like up to double D and now I can't even wear my double D bra right now.

27:47 Drew Oof.

27:49 I was thinking about breast reduction, but I don't know what the age thing is if you-

27:53 Drew You're 18?

27:54 Caller Yeah, I'm 18.

27:55 Drew People would have a discussion with you at 18.

27:57 Adam How big is the rest of you?

27:59 Caller I'm 5'7, 150.

28:02 Adam Hold on, I got to do the radio math. What did you say, 5'7, 150? I've done the radio math. It is 5'5, and a quarter, 163.

28:16 Drew You're generous tonight.

28:17 Adam Yeah, feeling good. All right, so you're not what you call a big, big gal.

28:26 Caller No, I'm not. No, I really am 5'7, I'm not.

28:28 Adam All right, but you could probably lose 15 pounds, yeah?

28:34 Caller No, I like my body type, it's fine.

28:36 Adam I know, but I'm not crazy about it is what I'm saying. I think you could lose 15 pounds.

28:42 Drew What he's getting at is weight loss as opposed to the knife. It might be a way to reduce the size to a level that's more satisfactory for you.

28:50 Caller Yeah, but the recipe is not that big.

28:52 Drew No, we got it, we got that. I know we've been critical. It's just that just offering that as an option, maybe to meet with a dietician, get some exercise, go in and see if you can get things more in line before you go into the knife.

29:03 Adam Well, women always complain the breast is the first thing that goes when they lose a couple pounds. And I'm not saying you're fat. But if you lost, you could probably lose 10 pounds, right?

29:16 Caller I guess so. I mean, I could if I needed to.

29:18 Adam Hold on a second. Put your parents on the phone. I want to know where you got your self-esteem. I'm about to kick my dad in the nuts. No. I really am. How can you feel so good about yourself? I want to talk to your folks.

29:29 Drew Well, just to talk to an 18-year-old who feels good about herself, I start so staggering. I was like, wait, how could this be? I understand.

29:35 Adam I know. It's great. Here's basically what my job is. I talk to a bunch of chicks who don't feel good about themselves and then convince them to feel good about themselves. And then when I run into one who actually does feel good about herself, I try to knock her down, make sure she doesn't feel good about herself. That's right. You thought you felt good about yourself, huh, Lord Ass? Nella? All right.

29:55 Caller The thing is, it's mostly like a back problem.

29:58 Adam Right.

29:59 Drew The neck and the shoulders and the back.

30:00 Adam All right. Well, get a consultation.

30:02 Caller Okay.

30:02 Drew Tons of plastics people around Glendale.

30:04 Caller Well, Dr. Drew, I actually wanted to see what your opinion was. Like, what are the risks involved in it?

30:09 Drew They're nominal. They're very small, but it's anesthesia, right? There's bleeding, infection, very slight risks.

30:16 Adam The scars are around though, aren't they?

30:17 Drew The scar is inverted. They're different scars and they will be there. And most women are happy with that procedure when they have it done though.

30:25 Caller Okay.

30:26 Adam All right.

30:26 Caller Well, thank you.

30:27 Drew All right.

30:28 Adam All right. Be careful, though.

30:29 Caller I will.

30:29 Adam All right. Here's what I'm saying to be careful of, because you're 18, right? And you're 150, you got a little ass on you. You get the boobs lopped off. Five years from now, the ass is put on a few more pounds. Now you're small up top with the big ass and you're screwed. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Drew, remember when I had that sac reduction? How much I regret it now?

30:52 Drew Yeah, your penis looks tiny now.

30:55 Adam How dare you? How dare you? Sarah?

30:58 Yeah.

30:59 Adam You're on with Nickelback.

31:01 Hi.

31:01 Nickelback Hi, Sarah.

31:02 Caller How you doing?

31:03 Nickelback Good. How you doing?

31:03 Caller I'm okay. Kind of tired.

31:05 Nickelback You got a question?

31:07 Adam Sarah?

31:08 Drew Sarah. Sarah?

31:10 Caller Hello?

31:10 Adam Hi.

31:11 Nickelback Have you got a question, Sarah?

31:12 Caller I do.

31:13 Drew What's up?

31:14 Caller I can't have an orgasm with my boyfriend.

31:17 Nickelback I see. Can you have an orgasm by yourself?

31:19 Caller No. It doesn't really do anything for me.

31:23 Adam Have you ever had an orgasm?

31:24 Caller No. He's my first.

31:26 Adam And you've never had one on your own?

31:28 Caller No.

31:29 Drew What's he doing for you?

31:31 Caller Everything he can. Manual stimulation, oral, everything.

31:36 Adam Yeah. Do you have any history that we should know about?

31:39 Caller I had a normal childhood. I wasn't abused or anything. I've been on Paxil for a couple years.

31:44 Drew There you go.

31:45 Caller Well, I just tried to get off of it and go to WellBeAterm, but that didn't work either. Why? I sunk into severe depression and it's a big mess.

31:53 Drew Why don't they... Was this a psychiatrist that's following you?

31:58 Caller No, my physician.

31:59 Drew Okay, why don't you see a psychiatrist and get somebody who really understands these medicines as an expert. And something like Serizone might work better for you. And Paxil is very difficult to get off of. There's a whole withdrawal syndrome that goes with that. So if you started getting miserable coming off the Paxil, it's probably the withdrawal, it could be the withdrawal, as much as the recurrence of your depression. Because Albutrin is a very good medication. Different side effects. And Serizone is a relative of Paxil and would not give you any of those sexual side effects.

32:26 Adam Okay.

32:26 Drew All right? And it's hard enough, listen, a 19-year-old already is going to have, a female is going to have trouble having an orgasm already.

32:31 Adam Yeah.

32:32 Drew It's not wired up to it as with a male.

32:35 Adam Why don't you experiment on yourself a little bit, see if you can find your groove.

32:41 Caller I've tried, but he's tried to just like point me in the right direction, but it doesn't really work.

32:46 Adam He doesn't.

32:47 Drew No, he's on the Paxil.

32:48 Adam Okay. So you got to get off that Paxil, because that's shutting her down, right?

32:51 Drew And by the way, what they should do is, if they're going to try the Webutron, is add the Webutron to the Paxil.

32:56 Caller Together?

32:56 Drew Yeah, because that's sometimes where it works. But again, serotonin in that class is what you want to get to if you can.

33:01 Caller Okay.

33:02 Adam All right.

33:03 Caller Thank you.

33:03 Adam Good times.

33:04 Caller Yeah, all right.

33:08 Adam Nickelback is our guest tonight. We're going to hear something off the Silver Side Up CD. That's our new CD. I think we'll take a break first.

33:16 Drew No.

33:17 Adam You want to hear the song?

33:18 Drew Yeah.

33:19 Adam Because you want to go to the bathroom or what?

33:20 Drew No, that's how we set it up. You stand right there while we discuss it.

33:24 Adam So we're going to play the song, but you're staying here, right?

33:26 Drew Sure. Sure.

33:27 Adam Okay. All right. True.

33:29 Drew We're going to talk about cars, right?

33:30 Adam Worried about. Oh yeah, that's right.

33:31 Drew Well, tonight's 36th. We won't break till 40. Crap.

33:35 Adam Well, it's 37th. We're supposed to break at 37th, right?

33:39 Whatever, whatever, whatever.

33:41 Adam Anderson, zero help, zero, zero help. Am I right to say that this show is supposed to go to commercial at 37th after 38th, but we never do? Never do.

33:50 Drew We never do. 40th.

33:52 Adam All right. But I thought for change, we had to do something.

33:56 Drew I thought you guys have your stuff together.

33:57 Adam No, we don't. We've only been on the air together for six years, and I don't even know when we're supposed to go to break, because we never go on time. That's always my argument to the program director though, when he tells me what a crappy job I'm doing. I go, but I always break late. That must mean I have enthusiasm for the show. Don't you think that's a good argument?

34:14 Drew Yeah, good. Let's try. Okay.

34:17 Adam Nickelback is here. We'll take a break, then we'll come back and hear the song. You guys come out in the parking lot and see my car. All right. I'll be back. Whatever. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Over there, yes. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Chad and Ryan are both here from Nickelback. You can see the entire band on Leno tonight. So we suggest you tune in and catch them on that. I'm guessing the bands usually go on close to last, so you can hear them on this show until midnight, and then you can flip on Leno. Miss that god-awful monologue and catch the band. And Ricky Martin, too. Well, I can't quite get a handle on, because I think I hate him, because he's good-looking, and he's spiritual, and he seems nice.

35:49 Nickelback That's all the good reasons right there.

35:51 Adam And he's one of those guys that seems to really enjoy life that I always hate. I like it when rich guys are miserable.

35:57 Drew It's similar to that woman with the good self-esteem we spoke to a few moments ago.

36:01 Adam Yeah.

36:01 Drew Very hard for you to hear that.

36:02 Adam It's bothersome.

36:02 Drew Yeah, I know.

36:03 Adam But we had to pair her up with Ricky Martin's. I could have like super self-esteem kids with huge bus lines. All right. We're going to hear a song from Nickelback. I think what we'll do is we'll take one call and then we'll go to the CD. Fritz?

36:20 Yeah, it's Fritz.

36:21 Adam Fritz, you're 40. What's up?

36:23 Caller Well, I'm a lonely guy and basically a loser with women.

36:29 Adam Fine.

36:29 Caller So in the last few years, I've been a regular with a few professionals.

36:35 Adam Right.

36:36 Caller I guess I'm dealing with my feelings about that because that's not exactly my background, I guess.

36:43 Caller You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

36:46 Caller Yeah.

36:46 Adam Your parents didn't encourage you to run around with whores when you were younger?

36:50 Caller No, no, they didn't even bring me that one up.

36:52 Adam So I see. What do you mean? Are you a religious person?

36:56 Drew No.

36:57 Adam But do you have trouble, I mean, do you have problems sort of spiritually with being with prostitutes?

37:03 Drew Let me cut through this. Adam is sort of confused.

37:05 Adam Well, yeah, what is...

37:07 Drew What's wrong with that, is that you're saying, Adam, right?

37:08 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, is do you have feelings for these women, or do you feel bad about yourself for being with them?

37:15 Drew Or both.

37:15 Caller I guess I feel bad about myself for having to do that.

37:20 Drew It's more that you can't get an effective relationship going.

37:25 Caller That's what it is. The issue in my life has always been that I'm a loser when it comes to women.

37:30 Drew So this is not so much, jeez, I can't stand the fact that I've stooped to this and I don't like this. It's that I want something more and I don't know how to get it.

37:40 Caller That's pretty much it.

37:42 Adam Have you?

37:43 Caller Can I be satisfied?

37:45 Adam Have you ever been married or had a long-term relationship?

37:48 Caller I was married.

37:50 Adam All right.

37:50 Drew What happened with that?

37:53 Caller I was married to a gal about 12 years ago and only lasted a couple of years, and she wasn't exactly my dream date.

38:06 Nickelback How did you meet her?

38:08 Caller She was dating a friend of mine and when he left town, she was interested in me and asked me out.

38:17 Drew He was a friend of yours and was he out for the weekend?

38:20 Caller No, he left. He moved back.

38:21 Adam He went to get a six-pack actually.

38:23 Caller No, he moved away and then a few months later, she was still in my group of friends there because she was still around, and so she was attracted to me.

38:33 Adam All right.

38:34 Nickelback Find some more friends with girlfriends that are living in town soon.

38:37 Adam It's always funny about this show, we ask these questions, really, how did you get into that field of work? The people get about three syllables. Yeah, okay, whatever. What an annoying quality, really, to ask people questions and then cut them off and tell them we're bored by their answers. Fritz, how often do you see the prostitutes?

39:01 Caller I'm usually a regular with a specific gal.

39:03 Drew How often?

39:03 Caller Right. So I see him two or three times a month.

39:06 Drew A month. So it's not like the frequency is sort of cutting the winds out of your sail, you're getting compulsive with it and preoccupied with that and nothing else.

39:14 Caller I wouldn't say it's completely compulsive, you know, I mean it's not out of control. I do only what I can afford. If I can't afford it, then I'll skip.

39:21 Adam I see. Very prudent.

39:22 Caller It's an expensive hobby.

39:23 Adam I understand. What's it run you?

39:27 Caller I would say I'm averaging eight hundred to a thousand bucks a month.

39:31 Drew Five hundred bucks a visit?

39:32 Caller Which I can afford, but it's, you know, I could be doing other things with that money.

39:37 Adam Right. Okay. So do you have a good job? You make money? Yeah. Do you have any interest? I mean, you want to know where you can meet women?

39:47 Caller That's not going to... My feeling is that that's not going to help.

39:51 Adam Meeting women.

39:52 Caller What would help? I'm forty years old now and if I had that ability, you know, that guys have, to just meet women and score with chicks like crazy, well, I would have figured that out by now.

40:02 Nickelback Start a rock band.

40:03 Caller But now I'm forty. I'm kind of demonstrated where I am.

40:08 Adam Well, here's the deal, Fritz. Women pick up on a vibe and if you got that real negative loser vibe, you're not going to, it's going to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. You're not going to get chicks because you've announced to the world that you're not getting chicks. So, I don't know how you undo that sort of negative energy, but you can't go out and hang your head that way. You have to build up yourself and feel a little better about yourself, and that probably is going to mean to stop seeing your hookers.

40:36 Drew And to go out and make a career, like a focus on improving your skills socially and date people and really get used to that. All right. Like anything else, you've got to go do it.

40:47 Adam But friends-

40:48 Caller We're talking about stuff that I've done and haven't worked. All right.

40:51 Adam Well, then stick with the hookers and start drinking.

40:54 Drew What do you mean dating didn't work?

41:00 Caller I went in a singles organization.

41:03 Drew No, that's not what I'm talking about.

41:04 Caller Apparently, singles organizations usually don't work. But I was in a social club is what it really was, and a lot of people meeting a lot of people, and I met a lot of really great gals, and I think a lot of time they're wondering what am I going to ask them out. For me, to ask a gal out is really tough.

41:23 Drew All right. I know. That's exactly what I'm telling you. You got to do it enough times that you desensitize to it a little bit.

41:29 Adam Listen, Fritz is not Mr. Personality, and he's got to just kick it up a notch.

41:34 Drew Maybe a social phobia. I mean, it's something you might want to consider getting looked into, Fritz. Maybe there are symptoms you get when you're at the plate swinging that can be helped.

41:43 Adam All right. I've never been more bored in my life. That's all I'm saying. So Fritz, see a therapist, take some of that hooker money and dump it into the shrink. That's what I'm saying.

41:52 Drew Are you also suggesting you take up improvisational theater or something? It's too boring.

41:56 Adam Act like you got some personality. That's the thing. I do that. That's my angle.

42:00 Drew See how it works with that.

42:01 Adam All right. Let's hear a little something from Nickelback, who definitely does have personality. See, that's a good transition there, Drew. This is called How You Remind Me. There's a little something from Nickelback. They'll be on Leno tonight. Probably doing that song, yes? Yes. Yes. And like I said, you can listen to the night show and then tune them in and see them on TV. See what they look like. And they look good. I'm telling you, they're right here. Drew, am I right?

46:07 Drew You're gay. I saw the way you sort of reacted to them. I was a little embarrassed.

46:11 Caller Look at the time.

46:12 Adam Oh, come on, fellas. We do this all the time in the United States. It's almost a custom. Almost everyone hears by. I thought you knew that. Okay, we'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Tim, who's 17.

46:24 Drew Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.

46:25 Adam No, I'm not.

46:26 Drew Oh.

46:26 Adam All right. Drew moved the screen and it went black. So we'll talk to Heather, who's 18. One boob is an A cup and the other is, one boob is half full, the other is half empty. I think that's the way it is. And we'll talk to her about her boobs after this.

46:42 Nickelback All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

46:44 Looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

46:47 One call is all you need to make.

46:48 Drew Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

46:55 Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

46:57 1-800-LOVE-1-N-1.

47:38 Adam Oh, hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Those are our friends, System of a Down. Ryan and Chad are both here from Nickelback. Silver Side Up is the name of the CD. It is out in stores as we speak. The band is going to be in Tucson tomorrow and on the Leno Show tonight. And then continuing on. Oh, sorry, I'm going to belch up a bunch of stuff. You guys might get that in a minute. They're going to be in Vegas. It'll be the Key Club in LA. Clashy. Going to be at... Whoa, they're going to be in Cabo. Did you get some of that?

48:16 Drew Yeah, that good?

48:16 Adam Sorry about that.

48:17 Drew Kielbasa?

48:18 Adam What is that? Yeah, I did. I ate some like kielbasa and pasta and stuff. Yeah, I got that.

48:23 Drew Unacceptable. Salami. Yeah.

48:26 Adam I didn't mean to do it, but the belch is weird. It comes out sometimes, you know. Sorry, fellas.

48:31 Nickelback If we could just keep that down to one, that'd be great.

48:34 Drew That'll be it. You'll start farting in a second. Well, that'll be it with the belching. And laughing maniacally.

48:39 Adam Wow. They're going to be down at the Cabo Wabo. It's Sammy Hagar's place. You want to go down to Cabo San Lucas. Oh, you're not doing that?

48:48 Nickelback It doesn't really exist anymore.

48:50 Adam It doesn't?

48:50 Drew Cabo Wabo? No, it's...

48:51 Nickelback No, Cabo San Lucas doesn't exist anymore.

48:53 Drew As it used to.

48:54 Nickelback Hurricane Juliet.

48:56 Oh, really?

48:57 Drew Oh, what happened? I didn't hear about this.

48:59 Adam It's a little bit over.

48:59 Nickelback A lot of rain.

49:00 Cabo Wabo is now a first aid...

49:03 Drew First aid kind of a site. When did this happen? This is, like, not long ago, like a week ago. Didn't even hear about this.

49:09 Nickelback Leveled.

49:09 Drew Well, I think... How about all the big hotels and stuff? They're all gone?

49:13 Nickelback No, I don't think...

49:14 Drew I mean, it's just a lot of...

49:14 Nickelback A lot of destruction...

49:15 Drew .around the area we're supposed to sham. Well, sorry.

49:18 Nickelback If you're there, you're not getting out of there. And if you're trying to get down there, you're not getting down there.

49:21 Adam They'll be on... I've just informed they'll be on Kilbourne on Friday. So, instead of chartering a flight down to Cabo...

49:28 Nickelback We're going to be hanging in LA?

49:29 Adam You can turn the TV set on and catch the band. Well, I guess with the recent events out here, there's not been... we've not been as excited about other countries being hit with hurricanes.

49:39 Nickelback We're not being kept abreast of hurricane situations.

49:40 Adam We usually get really excited about that, yeah. All right, let's talk to Heather, who's 18, who has a little boob problem, a little asymmetry. Heather? So one boob is an A cup.

49:53 And the other is not quite an A cup.

49:56 Nickelback It's less than that.

50:01 Ever since junior high, well past junior high, I've not grown breast size. And I noticed that my left breast is only an A, and the right side is not. So I was just wondering, you know, is there anything I can do?

50:22 Drew Not really. It might change over the next two or three years. Up to 21 things can change.

50:26 But it's always been this way.

50:27 Adam Yeah. It's probably not going to change too much.

50:29 Drew Not too much.

50:30 Adam That's all right.

50:31 Drew Asymmetry is normal. That's a very common thing. So that's just one side a little different than the other.

50:36 Okay.

50:37 Adam You're fine. You got a boyfriend?

50:38 I do.

50:39 Adam And he's happy with you?

50:41 He's very happy. I'm not unhappy. I was just wondering if, you know, if this is completely normal or?

50:47 Drew Yes, it's normal.

50:49 Caller Okay.

50:49 Adam All right.

50:50 Caller Thank you.

50:50 Adam Good times. All right. Guys, I'm always surprised and disgusted to learn this, but guys aren't quite as into boobs as chicks think they are.

51:00 Drew No, as you are.

51:02 Adam As I am. Well, what I'm saying is most of my buddies, like someone with a nice figure, but they don't need the huge cans. Right. I'd say most guys are that way. If you look at most models and actresses who guys lust after, most of them are medium or modest.

51:21 Nickelback They're not that chesty.

51:22 Adam Up top. Right. I don't know why women, you know the thing that's funny about women, they're always looking for excuses to freak themselves out. Not our last caller. But what I mean is, first off, they complain about this anorexic Kate Moss waif model thing, and we can't live up to this, and how are we supposed to live up to this idealized feminine look that you guys, that was created somewhere in Paris by some fags, you know. We can't live up to this. You're torturing us. And then they throw away the flat chested waif model and go, how are we supposed to have these huge breasts? These are fake. They're not real. No woman is shaped like this. Which one is it? You know what I mean? Which one is men do we lust after and tell you to lust after? They're playing both sides of the fence here. That's not fair. They're looking for excuses to beat themselves up. That's what I'm saying.

52:13 Drew And what does it mean that you have to have men lusting after you? You know what I mean? It's one thing just to be attractive. It's not the need men to need you.

52:18 Nickelback It depends on if you're a Scorpio or not.

52:21 Adam Oh, really? Did you have a girlfriend who's a Scorpio? Yes.

52:25 Nickelback Yes.

52:27 Adam Uh-oh.

52:27 Drew It could be true.

52:28 Adam No. Yeah, that is true. They should just stop it and say, yeah, why do you need to be, as a human being, do you need to be lusted after?

52:36 Drew Right. I mean, guys do that, too. It's like, what are those guys that can walk in a bar and the women all want, the guys kind of want to be that guy.

52:42 Adam Well, everybody wants to be that person.

52:44 Nickelback Who doesn't want to be lusted after?

52:46 Drew I understand, but it's not the healthiest impulse. That's what I'm saying. And to sort of focus on that is not a good thing. Oh, absolutely.

52:53 Nickelback If it gets out of hand, absolutely.

52:56 Drew But what Adam's talking about is women driving themselves crazy, feeling bad about themselves and starving themselves, doing things to look like someone driven to get to be someone who's lusted after is not a healthy thing. That's not a healthy thing. That sounds like a bit more of an obsession.

53:09 Adam Right. And why is it, yeah, your life's work to be lusted after, and shouldn't you look at that? Thank you. Like Ricky Martin and Jenna Elma. Kelly?

53:21 Yes.

53:22 Adam You're 23?

53:23 Caller Yes, I am.

53:24 Adam What's up?

53:25 Caller Well, I have a big history of breast cancer in my family. My mom lost hers at 32. I'm 23, went to my doctor for my annual exam last year.

53:34 Drew Do you have sisters with it also or aunts?

53:36 Caller I don't have a sister. My aunts, all of my aunts on both sides of the family, my grandmothers and everybody.

53:41 Drew At young ages?

53:43 Caller Excuse me?

53:43 Drew At young ages?

53:44 Caller 30s, 40s, two of them in the 60s.

53:46 Drew You know there are certain genetic groupings that are at extra high risk, right?

53:51 Caller Yeah.

53:52 Drew Have you been tested for that?

53:53 Caller I haven't been tested, no, but my doctor, we've talked about it and she says I should start doing my mammograms at 25.

53:58 Drew But what about testing to see if you're in that risk group? Where are you? You're in Azusa. You know, City of Hope has a program on this. Why don't you go to City of Hope and talk to them about this? They have specific genetic counseling for these issues. Seriously.

54:13 Caller Okay.

54:14 Drew You know where City of Hope is, right?

54:16 Caller Yeah.

54:17 Adam It's right near Deathburg. In between Saitenville and Deathburg, I think.

54:22 Drew It's like Amonti and she's in Azusa. Okay.

54:25 Caller But I do have another question. Like I said, I went for my annual exam last week and she found a lump. And she just told me, she said, you know, it's probably just breast tissue but keep an eye on it and if anything changes, come back to me. Well, I really didn't think anything about it but I have been having pains there. Can pains be associated with cancer?

54:42 Drew Well, usually not. It can be but usually not. And that though is a change and with your, this is a very unique situation you're talking about with these, one of these extreme family histories of breast cancer. Some people might even suggest you should have mastectomies at a young age.

54:56 Adam No, I wanted to ask about that sort of preemptive strike on your chest.

55:01 Drew You'll be happy to know that it can be rebuilt any size you wish, okay?

55:05 Adam I find that bizarre. I understand the logic, but do you understand this procedure that you have a family history of this, so you cut off a healthy breast so you won't get it later on in life?

55:16 Drew Does that guarantee that? Yes, it does guarantee it.

55:20 Adam Yeah, but so does, I mean, cutting off your head guarantees you don't get brain cancer, too, doesn't it?

55:25 Drew I understand that the breast and the brain are very closely related for you and it's sort of equal weight.

55:29 Adam To me, the breast trumps the brain.

55:31 Drew But I'm holding out the carrot for you, Adam, that the breast can be rebuilt any way you wish.

55:35 Adam Hold on, a carrot isn't shaped like a breast, you idiot. It looks like a penis.

55:40 Drew I'm holding out the cassava melon for you.

55:43 Adam All right, thank you.

55:44 Drew That it can be rebuilt any way you wish. You understand, this is a young person, we build it, they can build a planet.

55:50 Adam But listen, with today's technology, as a 23-year-old lady who knows she has this predisposition genetically, couldn't she just be very vigilant about it and stay on it, and go every six months and get her genetic testing and all this stuff?

56:07 Drew I'm sure there are people who would argue that would be sufficient.

56:11 Adam What about this genetic testing you're talking about that she hasn't done yet?

56:14 Drew Well, then the discussions need to go on what is being done for that grooving, what kinds of things they need to do for that particular risk.

56:23 Adam Well, she needs to get this genetic testing you spoke of, right?

56:25 Drew Yeah, you understand, but then they may say, well, now you need your mastectomy.

56:28 Adam Oh, okay. Good times. They can just rebuild it?

56:32 Drew Yeah, they really can. I've seen some amazing cosmetic results. Amazing.

56:36 Adam What do they do? Do they hollow out the breast? I mean, it's not the skin that they got the problem with, is it?

56:42 Drew No, it's the glandular tissue.

56:43 Adam So, you don't need to take the skin part off.

56:45 Drew Right, no. The nipple part usually goes, though. I'm sorry, Adam. I'm sorry.

56:50 Adam You know I'm a nipple man. Why do you have to say that?

56:53 Drew They can rebuild real nice ones, though.

56:56 Adam Using what?

56:57 Nickelback It's not going to get erect.

56:58 Drew They don't work the same, though. They need like the ear pieces, the ear.

57:03 Adam They got to cut the nipple off? Why? Why do they got to get rid of the harmless, innocent nipple? Why do the nipples always suffer?

57:10 Nickelback What did that nipple ever do to hurt anybody?

57:12 Adam Yeah, that's just the way to see. People talk about God, but now with the innocent nipples, you know?

57:19 Drew What's next?

57:19 Adam Yeah, what's next? Drew, why the nipple? Why not just the tissue that's inside of it?

57:23 Drew Because the tissue is right up to the nipple. It just fans out.

57:28 Adam All right. Okay. And they can rebuild the nipple using part of the ear. They use the entire ear. And then what do they use to rebuild the ear? The ear. Why the ear? And then what do they have to do? Pull something off of something else to fix the ear at that point or is it stop at the ear?

57:46 Nickelback We move to the pinky.

57:47 Adam Oh, my God. We got to work this out, Drew. I didn't know the nipple went. Nina?

57:53 Yes.

57:54 Adam You're 28?

57:55 Caller Yes.

57:55 Adam What's up?

57:58 Caller Well, I have been in a relationship, long-term relationship, about six years now. And I still find myself really enjoy, like, flirting. And I'm not saying that, okay, it's not okay to have, you know, just casual flirting or, you know, finding someone else attractive. But it just seems that we've had some troubles in our relationship because of it, because I'd go on the net for a while. I was going on the net and flirting.

58:30 Drew What if he flirted with that body?

58:32 Caller I'm sorry?

58:32 Drew If he had flirted, would that bother you?

58:34 Yes, it would, actually.

58:35 Caller And I did think about that.

58:37 Drew And what is flirting mean? What is that?

58:39 Caller Flirting like just, um, God.

58:46 Drew Does that mean like internet sex?

58:49 Caller I'm sorry? With like sex?

58:52 Adam Is the guy being off?

58:55 Caller I wouldn't know.

58:56 Adam Okay, then that's a yes. If you don't know.

58:59 Drew That's not flirting. That's phone sex.

59:00 Adam Ladies, any time the answer is you don't know to, is a guy beating off, he's beating off. Drew's beating off right now.

59:07 Drew No, no. If it's no, then he's probably beating off. Is Adam beating off right now?

59:11 Adam I'm not sure. If the answer is unequivocally no, there's a 50 percent chance he's beating off. If the answer is I don't know, it's guaranteed he's beating off.

59:19 Caller Well, it's not just like on the net.

59:21 Adam But I mean, you're-

59:22 Caller If I'm standing in front of someone, I can tell whether they're beating off.

59:25 Adam No, but I mean, you're having a provocative conversation with this person, right?

59:29 Caller Well, off and on. I mean, I haven't been doing that.

59:33 Adam Hold on a second. Oh boy, do I hate this Nina, because she's essentially, I think, having a sort of cyber sex. Yeah. Maybe not full-blown cyber sex, but I keep asking her, is she having a provocative, on and off, in and out. I haven't done it in a while. She's not answering any of my questions here. She's a little spacey, this Nina. You're having a sort of sexually charged conversation on the Internet.

1:00:03 Caller Yes.

1:00:03 Adam Okay. Obviously, your boyfriend's upset about this. So you have to ask yourself, do you want to be in this relationship?

1:00:11 Caller Yes.

1:00:12 Drew Why? Why?

1:00:13 Caller Because I love him.

1:00:14 Drew That's not an acceptable answer on Loveline.

1:00:16 Adam You've been together for six years?

1:00:18 Yes.

1:00:19 Adam How come you're not married?

1:00:23 Caller We have other issues.

1:00:25 Drew Okay. What are they?

1:00:26 Caller What are they? I don't think that we have the time to go into that right now.

1:00:31 Drew What's one of them?

1:00:33 Caller I'm sorry. Which one of them?

1:00:33 Nickelback Just give us one. Give us a good one.

1:00:35 Adam Give a big one.

1:00:35 Caller Oh my God.

1:00:43 Adam I'm going to take a crap. You guys tell me what this says.

1:00:46 Drew Not right here, please.

1:00:47 Adam No.

1:00:47 Caller I'm going to go to the other room.

1:00:49 Drew What's the primary drug he's using?

1:00:52 Caller What?

1:00:52 Adam Is he using drugs?

1:00:53 Caller No, not at all. He's a great person.

1:00:56 Adam Are you really good looking?

1:00:58 Caller I would think I'm attractive.

1:00:59 Adam Yeah. You sound like one of those pain in the ass women who's good looking. You really are. I hate all of you. Okay. So who wants to get married? Do you want to get married and he doesn't?

1:01:11 Caller I think part of it is that we had initially planned to get married and it kept just dragging on, dragging on and I just called it off because I felt like it was just kind of a joke and I said, you know, we're not engaged anymore and.

1:01:25 Adam You're angry at this guy, right?

1:01:27 Caller I am angry.

1:01:28 Adam Yes, you're angry. There you go. You're screwing around on the Internet as a way to sort of pay him back. Yeah. The reason he found out about it is because you made damn sure he's going to find out about it.

1:01:38 Drew You need to end this relationship if you need it to go on into something else and if not, he's not ready to do that or doesn't want to do that, there's a reason for that and that probably isn't going to change either. And if he gets forced into it, you probably regret that too.

1:01:51 Adam Okay, but if you're angry at the guy, talk to him about it and either work on the relationship or get out of it. Don't just play these games.

1:01:58 Drew That's right.

1:01:59 Adam Which is women, when they screw around, often times want to be busted because it's payback time. Not good enough to marry, don't find me attractive, I'll show you, there's plenty of guys out there who are really into me. Of course I lied about my weight, but they're still, they think they're really into me. All right, she's angry at him.

1:02:18 Drew Oh yeah.

1:02:19 Adam Let's have a little discussion with him. Let's talk to Chris.

1:02:24 Nickelback Hi.

1:02:24 Adam Chris, what's up?

1:02:25 Nickelback I was wondering if there's any way to correct the size of an areola.

1:02:29 Adam Well, there's a lot of nipple talk tonight. You want to make it smaller?

1:02:35 Nickelback Yeah.

1:02:36 Adam Well, you got to jump in cold water.

1:02:38 Nickelback Oh, sure.

1:02:39 Adam Well, they do shrink up.

1:02:40 Nickelback I know.

1:02:41 Drew I don't know of any procedure that makes it smaller. Marcel's got something like that going.

1:02:45 Adam I don't think there's anything.

1:02:46 Drew I wouldn't think so.

1:02:48 Adam Why? Are yours big? I like that.

1:02:50 Caller Look, they say it was double D, but I think it was only D. Oh, well.

1:02:54 Adam Let them talk. What do those doctors know?

1:02:58 Drew I beg your pardon.

1:02:59 Adam Who says you're double D?

1:03:00 Nickelback I got fitted out for a bra.

1:03:02 Adam Oh, that old bag. I'll throttle her next time I see that bra manufacturer.

1:03:10 Drew I take my kids to the batting cage as a bra manufacturing place there. They totally go nuts cracking up.

1:03:15 Adam Really?

1:03:15 Drew It's called the Wizard of Bras.

1:03:17 Adam Wow.

1:03:18 Drew That's brilliant.

1:03:18 Adam What kind of-

1:03:19 Drew They crack up, they just poke in each other laughing.

1:03:22 Adam Drew, what kind of a utopia city has a batting cage next to a bra manufacturer? Where is this place?

1:03:28 Nickelback There's not a lot of home runs hit there, probably. Yeah.

1:03:32 Adam If you tell me there's a go-kart track within five miles of these two places, I'll go nuts. I'll move there tonight. Into the City of Hope.

1:03:39 Drew Really?

1:03:40 Adam No, seriously, where is it?

1:03:41 Drew Seriously into the City of Hope.

1:03:42 Adam There's a batting cage next to a bra place?

1:03:44 Drew I'm wanting them.

1:03:45 Nickelback Wait, is there a go-kart place there?

1:03:47 Adam You think there's a go-kart place around?

1:03:49 Drew Because that's it.

1:03:50 Adam Don't just say it's synonymous.

1:03:51 Drew No, it's got a lot of good fast food right there.

1:03:53 Adam That would be the trifecta for me, the go-kart track, the batting cage, in the bra manufacturer, in the custom bra manufacturer.

1:04:01 Drew Yeah, Wizard of Bras.

1:04:02 Adam Wizard of Bras. What's the batting cage name? You want to give that a plug?

1:04:06 Drew Hand Slam.

1:04:06 Adam Oh, not good, not a great name. Chris? Do you get bras specially made?

1:04:13 Nickelback No, I just wanted to know what size I was.

1:04:17 Adam Okay, well, how big is the rest of you just because it's important for me?

1:04:20 Caller Like around?

1:04:21 Adam Yeah.

1:04:22 Drew Your weight.

1:04:23 Nickelback Oh, I like 245.

1:04:25 Adam You're fat. Oh, Drew, please, please.

1:04:28 Nickelback Yes, I know. I have insulin resistance, so I'm trying to lose weight to get off the medicine.

1:04:32 Adam Okay, and you want those areolas to be smaller.

1:04:36 Nickelback Yeah.

1:04:36 Adam But here's the deal. Your areolas, which is the round part of your nipple, is... I know you know, but I'm explaining to the band. They're from Canada. I don't know. They probably call it...

1:04:47 Nickelback We're well aware.

1:04:47 Drew They call it something different out there.

1:04:48 Adam You guys got a different name for areola.

1:04:50 Nickelback Before we were Nickelback, we used to actually be called Hairy Areola. The Hairy Areola is actually... I'm sorry, The Hairy Areola.

1:04:56 Drew Jerry and the Hairy Areola.

1:04:57 Nickelback Jerry! Then he went off and started some other dead thing.

1:05:05 Adam But here's what I'm saying, Chris. Your areolas are the right size for the size, breast and size person you are, right? You know what I'm saying?

1:05:13 Nickelback Yeah.

1:05:14 Adam See, that's the important thing is that your areolas match. They're like car tires. It's not that this tire is inherently better than that tire, which you don't want Mini Cooper tires on a Cadillac and you don't want Cadillac tires on a Ford Festiva. You know what I'm saying? Because it looks out of place. You want the right tire for the right vehicle and right now you're sporting the right rubber for your road.

1:05:38 Caller I just think they look too big.

1:05:40 Drew As you can see, Chris, Adam's giving us a lot of thought and he's giving you a great life.

1:05:45 Adam I really have. The tire analogy can not be tough. I don't think so. No. So Chris, and here's the other thing too, and as guys, I think we'll all agree on this. We would rather, at age 17, you should focus on your weight, which is something you can change.

1:06:02 Drew Also, it's critical for your health right now.

1:06:04 Adam And it's important for your health.

1:06:06 Drew Really. If you're becoming diabetic, we got a medical issue.

1:06:09 Nickelback Actually, the doctor just called me yesterday and said that my insulin levels are doing good and I wasn't.

1:06:15 Drew You're in the throes of diabetes because of your weight. I know.

1:06:17 Nickelback My mom has diabetes and my grandpa.

1:06:19 Drew It's a weight related issue with you. It will go away if you lose the weight.

1:06:22 Adam You focus on your diet and your exercise and you focus on changing the thing you can change, which is not your areolas. And believe me, guys would rather see big areolas than a big ass. Am I right, fellas? Thank you.

1:06:36 Drew Thank you.

1:06:37 Adam Thank you. I think I said it all. All right, Chris, take care of yourself. All right. And don't worry about this. I like those big areolas. Okay. That's my thing. As a matter of fact, you have big areolas, don't you? Medium big. They're sensitive, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you, I was, I'm such an areola guy. You want to know how weird, you guys tell me if you think this is weird.

1:07:00 Caller Don't show me. Don't.

1:07:01 Adam No, no, I'm not going to show you my areolas, but I will show you my scrotum. Because I'm making chicken breast. I enjoy areolas, okay? And when I was in New York a couple of weeks ago, doing the Hugh Hefner roast for Comedy Central. And I had to do a little research, so I went by a newsstand and I picked up the 25 greatest playmates of all time.

1:07:27 Drew That's a magazine or something?

1:07:29 Adam Yeah, Playboy has basically Playboy and then they got a few like compilation, you know, College Girls or Playboy Women of Lingerie or what have you. I grabbed the 25 top playmates of all time and there was one in there who has huge cans and big areolas who I enjoy.

1:07:47 Drew Just one?

1:07:48 Adam Yeah, my research turned into just a bunch of me beating off in a Hilton in Manhattan. I've never beat off so much doing research. It was it was it was embarrassing.

1:07:58 Nickelback But you beat off. But the people usually pay to beat off and I get paid to beat off.

1:08:03 Adam Yeah.

1:08:04 Nickelback It was all about the areola.

1:08:05 Adam Good point. Now here's the thing. So I turned it to the page of this chick that I like expecting to see my her her her trademark large areolas. But it was like her whole pictorial was like a shower scene. Oh, and the water was cold in her areolas had shrunk up and I felt raped. I felt raped, ripped off, violated. Now I know what rape is. Now I know what it is. And now I can truly sympathize. I still beat off. But it was like it wasn't good. It was like a four.

1:08:41 Drew Maybe it was a waste.

1:08:43 Adam Yeah. Waste. I want my semen back.

1:08:49 Drew You cry?

1:08:50 Adam I wept. Yes.

1:08:51 It killed them in a fetal position.

1:08:53 Drew With your hands around your ankles.

1:08:57 Adam Couldn't get clean.

1:08:58 I was in the shower.

1:09:01 Adam All right. Nickelback is here. I'm glad you guys can sympathize with my flight. We'll take ourselves a break. We'll come back. We'll hear something else from Nickelback and from you after this.

1:09:14 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:09:43 Hi, this is Nav Campbell, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:09:48 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Here comes Chad Ryan from Nickelback.

1:09:56 I forgot we're still on the clock.

1:09:57 Adam Silver side up. That's all right. You guys have had a hellish day.

1:10:00 Nickelback We're on musician time.

1:10:02 Adam Lots of talking, lots of performing. I know. But this show is relaxing, right?

1:10:07 Nickelback It is.

1:10:08 Adam It's not bad, right?

1:10:09 Nickelback Let's pick a really good.

1:10:10 Drew It's a little weird talking about your nipples and scrotum. Yeah.

1:10:12 Nickelback I'm on a really good call. Let's get a good one here.

1:10:16 Adam All right. We got a crack cocaine call. I'll give you a choice. It's band's choice. We got crack cocaine. We got afraid of sex, but gets involved with girls who want pre-marital sex. You can read it.

1:10:30 Nickelback You can't do that.

1:10:32 Adam Yeah. Now we have no choices. You can look at the screen and go ahead and anxiety all day. That sounds boring. Once has a ward on his lip.

1:10:44 Nickelback Let's not go to the ward.

1:10:46 Adam Crack cocaine is always a winner. Nickelback call. Want to talk to one. Let's take one of those. Yeah. Let's do that. Emily.

1:10:55 Nickelback We've got a little expertise here.

1:10:57 Adam You're 17. You're on rock line. What's up?

1:11:00 Caller Thanks.

1:11:02 Nickelback I actually wanted to just say hey to the guys.

1:11:05 Caller I'm from Portland and I've actually gone to every single one of their shows since they've started coming here in June of 2000 and I'm just like a huge fan of theirs. I've met them a couple of times. Chad may actually remember me. I gave him a bracelet that said remind me on it.

1:11:18 Nickelback I lost that bracelet in Germany, dear. Make me another one please. Would you?

1:11:22 Caller I'm going to be there October 31st to see you guys. I'll make you a new one.

1:11:25 Nickelback Fantastic. I loved that bracelet. I wore it all over the place and I kind of thought it was bringing me good luck.

1:11:32 Caller I'll make you a new one. I'll bring it for the October 31st show.

1:11:35 Nickelback Fantastic. Make me two.

1:11:37 Drew He got ruled for his wallet and the bracelet.

1:11:39 Nickelback Yeah. Really? Actually, it broke on stage and I watched the story. I watched all of the little... That was a great bracelet. That thing just exploded on the stage. Guitar techs and drum techs slipping on little beads, fresh from Portland.

1:11:54 Caller Great.

1:11:55 Caller No, I was actually just curious.

1:11:58 Nickelback I have two quick questions.

1:12:00 Caller The album is pretty straightforward, so I know basically what's going on lyrically with it. With like Never Again and Too Bad, those are pretty straightforward songs. But Hollywood is one song that I'm completely confused about what's going on in it.

1:12:11 Nickelback Hollywood? Well, that one sort of has a range of topics to it, but for the most part, it's... I mean, I can express my views and the views that I'm about to express are not those of the show and yada yada yada.

1:12:28 Adam Yeah, they are. We'll stick by it.

1:12:29 Nickelback Sure. I like to smoke pot and I mean...

1:12:34 Drew Neil?

1:12:36 Nickelback What?

1:12:37 Adam Oh, yes. Officer. Yes, we have the Oversitter PD here.

1:12:41 Drew Medicinal Purpose.

1:12:41 Nickelback I didn't say I had any on me. I just said, and it's damn near legal in Canada, so at least in Vancouver, yeah. You can actually grow up to 49 plants and they just write you a ticket.

1:12:52 Drew Interesting.

1:12:53 Nickelback Not that I grow plants, but.

1:12:54 Drew Why do they bother?

1:12:55 Nickelback Because if you go 50, if you go to 50, you got to go to court.

1:12:59 Adam Yeah.

1:12:59 Nickelback 49 and you're.

1:13:00 Adam Sure.

1:13:00 Drew How bizarre is that? 50 houses. It's more bizarre than our launch house.

1:13:04 Nickelback It's fantastic. However, I'm not into, I mean, if God grew it, it's not so bad. If man made it, you need to be a little leery of it.

1:13:13 Drew Well, amni to phalloides, you can lick it and you'll die in about 30 minutes. So yeah. God made that.

1:13:18 Adam God grew that? How do you know?

1:13:20 Drew Wait a minute.

1:13:20 Adam We always talk about what God does. Doesn't Satan grow anything? Doesn't he have a garden?

1:13:26 Drew That's a good fan name. Satan's garden. The reason God creates these plants is so you won't eat them again. Totally they kill you or everything. That's why he creates them.

1:13:34 Nickelback Deer and antelope seek out.

1:13:37 Drew No, I understand. But in terms of stuff that's on plants, it's there to protect plants so you don't eat it. That's why plants evolve and stuff.

1:13:44 Nickelback You and I are not having this discussion.

1:13:47 Drew I'm not saying pot necessarily, I'm just saying that's why plants create stuff on them, is to kill the animals, eat them, so the animals stay away from them, so the plant thrives. That's evolution. I mean that's what stuff comes out of it. That's why the mushroom family didn't eat it.

1:14:00 Adam Here's what Drew's saying, he likes weed as much as the next guy. Don't get him wrong. Thinks it should be legalized. But when he hears the argument that it's natural, so how bad could it be, he then says everything else that kills you is natural too. But he's with you on the weed. And he's down with the weed. All right. Let's talk about someone who smokes crack though by the way.

1:14:19 Nickelback I was giving the definition of that song. Thanks for giving it to me.

1:14:22 Adam Oh, I'm sorry.

1:14:23 Drew He was talking about weed. Hollywood.

1:14:25 Nickelback Hollywood is the name of the song. And there's just a huge craze of all these 14, 15, 16, 17 year old kids going to these raves and just dancing all night long and just taking ecstasy or whatever it was that that person that was handing out in the parking lot. Right. And there's just kids getting rushed to the emergency room left, right and center and they just don't know what they're taking. They don't care.

1:14:53 Adam Right.

1:14:53 Nickelback You know, you're smoking something and it tastes funny right off the bat. You just, you know, you spit, you drink something, you know right away if it wasn't pot, it might have been parsley. You know, if you're 15, not going to kill you. Probably not going to kill you.

1:15:08 Adam That's an interesting point. I never really thought about it, which is that we've all taken a swig of something that didn't taste right. And a lot of us have taken a hit of something that didn't taste right. But if you take it in a pill form, you don't know if it's not right.

1:15:22 Nickelback You might not get the chance to go, hmm.

1:15:24 Adam Until they're hitting you with the paddles.

1:15:26 Nickelback Yeah, exactly. So that's what Hollywood was about. The course of Hollywood is, if it worked like she said it would, just like living in Hollywood. So there's a little insight for you.

1:15:38 Adam So you're saying you should grind up the ecstasy and smoke it. I believe that's what they put it.

1:15:44 Nickelback No, no, under the eyelid, under the eyelid with the ground up ecstasy.

1:15:48 Caller Richard? Yes.

1:15:50 Adam You're 31?

1:15:51 Caller Yeah.

1:15:52 Adam You smoked the crack?

1:15:53 Caller Yeah, I got started on it about six months ago.

1:15:58 Adam That seems like a bad plan.

1:16:00 Caller Yeah, it was a really bad deal. But I have insurance, I found out, but it's, so I can go to rehab, but it's once a lifetime type of thing.

1:16:14 Drew Are you on IRAC?

1:16:16 Caller Yeah.

1:16:17 Drew Yeah.

1:16:18 Adam What's IRAC?

1:16:18 Drew IRAC is Motion Picture Insurance. It's right next to IRAC. It's actually a really good, unusually good coverage for chemical dependency. And it's interesting, I think it's fascinating, and you didn't know you had it, and that's the problem with Hollywood is that they've got some great coverage, but no one is referred for treatment, they don't know what they've got that way, so. Anyway, so what's up?

1:16:38 Caller Okay, so once I found out, I hurried up and went down there, because I went out of this, it's ridiculous.

1:16:45 Drew Good for you, that's great.

1:16:46 Caller I can't stand it.

1:16:48 Drew It's gonna take some work.

1:16:49 Caller Yeah, so, you know, I want to go to the very best place to, you know, for me to make sure that this works.

1:16:58 Adam You want to know what place that is?

1:17:00 Caller Well, so I chose, you know, there's a lot of different places I can go to. And so I chose the Betty Ford. But, you know, I have no idea which one's the best.

1:17:12 Adam Well, it's got a good reputation, right, Betty Ford?

1:17:17 Caller Well, yeah, that's why I went with them.

1:17:19 Drew Did you go already?

1:17:20 Caller No.

1:17:21 Drew You've been?

1:17:21 Caller I'm gonna go tomorrow.

1:17:22 Drew All right. Okay.

1:17:24 Adam So what do you want?

1:17:24 Drew I'll give you my blessing.

1:17:25 Caller Good luck. Well, today I also heard that, Dr. Drew, you know, you have a drug, whatever you call it.

1:17:34 Adam Yeah. He runs it out of his van, so it's probably not as comfortable.

1:17:38 Drew No, I run a 22-bed unit at Lost Encina's Hospital, and we-

1:17:44 Adam Now, this bed's on the floor. They stack them 22 high.

1:17:48 Drew Stuff that Betty Ford can't handle, in fact, ends up coming to us. We tend to take care of the more difficult cases, and we have a great staff, and it does a good job. What's it called? Lost Encina's Hospital. The advantage-you're in Hollywood, Richard. The advantage of staying around this area is it's best when people connect with the recovering community where they're going to live. It's best if you spend some time in a sober living before you transition out. But then Betty Ford has lots of good aftercare programs out in the community, and certainly plenty in Hollywood. So I certainly give my blessing to Betty Ford.

1:18:20 Adam Listen, if you're going to Betty Ford, you're going to a place that's better than 95% of the programs in the country, aren't you? Drew, what's your posts on? You don't like Betty Ford?

1:18:29 Drew No, I like Betty Ford.

1:18:29 Adam Then stop posting off over there.

1:18:31 Drew Well, you're throwing around numbers and stuff that are pretty complicated.

1:18:33 Adam You don't like me talking about stuff because I know everything, and that's your problem.

1:18:37 Drew That's right, because you know everything.

1:18:39 Adam Betty Ford is better than most, I'd say better 95 percent of the places out there.

1:18:44 Drew They were excellent for general, particularly for alcoholism and general addiction.

1:18:48 Adam Okay.

1:18:49 Drew Without absent other psychiatric conditions.

1:18:51 Adam For John Q. Public, if you're accepted into Betty Ford, you're ahead of the game if your insurance is going to take care of that.

1:18:58 Drew Well, they'll take any insurance.

1:19:00 Adam We've never smoked anyone that had the opportunity to go to Betty Ford at all the screw-ups we talked to on this show, whether they're trying to get straight.

1:19:07 Drew That's true. We talk to most people that don't have any money.

1:19:09 Adam They're looking to go to some county thing or something. No, you're right. This guy's ahead of that curve.

1:19:14 Drew You're absolutely right.

1:19:15 Adam Quite a bit.

1:19:15 Drew That is absolutely true.

1:19:18 Adam I think the energy that he's spending questioning the program is kind of going into it in a bad way.

1:19:25 Drew No, you're right.

1:19:25 Adam He shouldn't focus on that.

1:19:27 Drew It's a good program.

1:19:28 Adam It's a good program and it'll work if you work it, Richard.

1:19:31 Drew That is absolutely true.

1:19:32 Adam Thank you.

1:19:33 Drew Yes.

1:19:33 Adam I run a 14 bed unit out of North Hollywood. All right. How many beds you got there, Drew? 22?

1:19:43 Drew 22.

1:19:43 Adam Okay.

1:19:44 Drew What goes on in those beds?

1:19:45 Adam Yeah, one person per bed? You have any queens?

1:19:47 Drew We prefer that, yeah.

1:19:48 Adam I like a California king. Would that count as two beds? Okay. Do you guys in Canada, do you have a bed named after you, like a Canadian king or something? We got the California king out here. You guys don't have a bed?

1:20:00 I've never heard of the California king.

1:20:01 Adam Oh, you're just saying that. I'm the Canadian queen. Yeah, the Canadian queen which is like a little bigger than a queen bed but not as big as a king.

1:20:11 Nickelback The British Columbian double.

1:20:12 Adam All right. No, we don't. All right. Let's hear something from Nickelback. How about it? This one's called Never Get. That's a good song.

1:24:38 Caller Very nice.

1:24:40 Adam Yeah, I've never heard that song before, but it's good. And most of the time, you hate the song, you hear the first time, you know? It takes you like 10 songs.

1:24:47 Most of the time, yeah.

1:24:48 Adam Yeah, like you go, oh, that song sucks. And then like about your fifth time, you go, song doesn't suck as much. Like this one, like the theme to Taboo 2, one of my favorite songs, it's a porn theme. But that song, even the theme from Taboo 2, even Naked People Getting It On, didn't sway me on this one until I'd seen it like 750 times.

1:25:08 Nickelback Right. That's due to programming. You don't necessarily like it, but you've been programmed to like it.

1:25:13 Adam Right. There's so much pleasure and positive association surrounding the song that I have a great feeling about it.

1:25:20 Caller Right.

1:25:21 Adam But Never Again, I like that song.

1:25:25 Nickelback Thanks.

1:25:26 Adam All right.

1:25:26 Nickelback The first time listen.

1:25:27 Adam Nickelback will be on Leno tonight, by the way. Now, I say like it the second time.

1:25:34 Drew One more time.

1:25:35 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll come back with more of your calls and more Nickelback after this. Oops. Sorry Anderson.

1:25:44 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:26:18 Adam Hey everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Brian and Chad are both in here from Nickelback. And I almost called them Pennywise for a second, just because they're recurrent.

1:26:32 Drew Oh, jeez. Yeah.

1:26:34 Adam No, we would never, never mistake you for that horrible, horrible, wretched, wretched group known as Pennywise. All right, Nickelback is going to be on Leno tonight. You haven't heard me say that. I'm saying it now. They're going to be in Tucson tomorrow night, then Vegas, and then they're coming. Where are they going to be? In Seattle, in LA, in Kilbourne on Friday night. So between Leno tonight and Kilbourne Friday, you should be able to find them. Let's get back to the phones and talk to Colleen. Here's 23. Colleen.

1:27:06 Caller Hello.

1:27:06 Adam What's up?

1:27:08 Caller Okay. Well, I don't live at home anymore, but my dad is an alcoholic and I guess he's getting progressively worse. And I was just wondering, is there some kind of way I can coax him to go to AA?

1:27:22 Drew You basically have three options. One, you can get an interventionist and do formally intervene and try to get him in treatment. Two, you can go to Al-Anon. And it turns out that tends to have one of the most higher, the substantial impacts on getting the identified patient into treatment. And what was the third I was going to tell you?

1:27:40 Adam Suicide, I think you were going to say.

1:27:42 Drew Intervention, Al-Anon. Oh, you can leave the relationship and let it be known to him that the reason you're leaving is his disease until he gets into some form of recovery, you will not have anything to do with his life. Okay. And those are the things that get people into treatment.

1:27:55 Adam Did interventions fall out of vogue a little bit? I'm not hearing as much about theirs.

1:27:59 Drew They're out there.

1:28:00 Adam Remember they seemed to be more popular six years ago?

1:28:03 Drew Yeah.

1:28:04 Caller Well, what exactly is an intervention?

1:28:06 Drew You hire an interventionist to rehearse basically an ambush and you go in and you ambush him and they require him to get into treatment or you at that point leave his life.

1:28:19 Caller I mean my mom growing up he wasn't always drinking but he would start drinking.

1:28:23 Drew Here's the reason he's not going to treatment Colleen. You're making excuses for him. You're not sure. You're not willing to go to bed. I mean no way he's going anywhere with you enabling like that.

1:28:32 Caller Right.

1:28:32 Adam What about mom?

1:28:33 Drew You got to go to Al-Anon.

1:28:34 Caller Well she left. She left him every few years and then he could drink and she went back.

1:28:39 Drew Listen go to Al-Anon Colleen. You're not seeing things clearly.

1:28:41 Caller Okay. Would adult children of alcoholics be any help? She told me I need to go to that too.

1:28:45 Drew Yeah. Either. I think Al-Anon might be better for you. Get a sponsor and work a program yourself. Okay?

1:28:52 Caller Okay. Thanks. Can I say one more thing?

1:28:53 Drew Yeah.

1:28:54 Caller Go ahead. I just want to tell you you have a very sexy voice. True?

1:28:58 Drew Me?

1:28:59 Caller Yeah.

1:28:59 Drew Shocking. We've been talking about that.

1:29:01 Nickelback You know off the air.

1:29:03 Adam He's a passionate, passionate man Colleen.

1:29:05 Caller Oh I love it when you say that because it just sounds great.

1:29:09 Drew It's so true. Time to get busy.

1:29:11 Adam All right Colleen, a good time. What's the difference between Alanon and adult children of alcoholics? They're about the same thing?

1:29:17 Drew They're about the same thing. It's a little different focus and different feel to the group, different quality to the people.

1:29:25 Adam They're both for people who are not alcoholics, who have alcoholics in their life, or who had alcoholics in their life.

1:29:33 Drew May or may not be addicts themselves, but are focusing on the connection with people who are addicts.

1:29:40 Adam Isn't that kind of an oxymoron, that adult-children part?

1:29:44 Drew Yeah.

1:29:44 Adam It's sort of like jumbo shrimp or something. Somebody should really work on that one. I would have liked to have been there during the naming process of that. We'll call ourselves giant midgets of, wait a minute.

1:29:59 Drew It should be an adult offspring of alcoholics.

1:30:03 Adam Adult children, it's got a confusing ring to it.

1:30:06 Drew It's interesting.

1:30:07 Adam I can't be the first guy to have brought that up. David?

1:30:10 Caller How you doing?

1:30:11 Adam You're 19.

1:30:12 Caller Yep.

1:30:12 Adam What's up?

1:30:14 Caller I don't know what it is. I have this paranoia about sex. I've had relationships with girls that they wanted to do stuff like that, and I ended up just breaking it off with them.

1:30:25 Drew What's the feeling? What is that fear?

1:30:28 Caller I don't know. I have a family. There's eight of us in my family. I have four brothers and a sister.

1:30:34 Drew No, no, no. What is the feeling of fear? What's the fantasy of what's going to happen to you if you have sex with a woman?

1:30:40 Caller I'm not sure. I feel that it's a lot of responsibility and stuff, because I have brothers that have gotten their girlfriends pregnant. I have a brother that just turned 18.

1:30:50 Drew So your fear is of being traumatized, is it your life being changed by it, that you won't be able to prevent a pregnancy?

1:30:56 Caller Pretty much.

1:30:57 Adam No. Now we always hear that. We always hear people talk about being scared of sex, and they're worried about AIDS and getting people pregnant.

1:31:04 Drew But he brought up the right sort of pre, he saw his brother-

1:31:07 Caller I'm not worried about the AIDS.

1:31:08 Drew Yeah, he saw his brother go through those traumas.

1:31:10 Adam Okay. I'll buy it. Are you a religious person?

1:31:14 Caller Yeah.

1:31:15 Adam What are you?

1:31:17 Caller I'm a Christian.

1:31:18 Adam Okay. Good times. And have you, what base have you gotten to?

1:31:22 Caller What base have I got to?

1:31:23 Caller I've kissed a girl and that's it.

1:31:24 Adam And that's it.

1:31:24 Drew Fancy!

1:31:25 Caller All right.

1:31:25 Drew There often is a fantasy of being sort of consumed by the experience. That's why you're going to get lost in it. Yeah.

1:31:30 Adam But as a guy, I think, especially at 19, you're worried about performance too. When, you know, you're not worried about performance at 15 or you are, but screw it.

1:31:40 Drew It's all the same thing, that it's going to somehow overwhelm you, it's going to, you know, get lost in it. You're going to be fearful of it.

1:31:46 Caller For that, and I've had friends that have had sex and stuff like that, and they break up with their girlfriends or whatever, and it's like, where am I going to get it next? And it consumes them.

1:31:55 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, not that kind of consumption.

1:31:57 Adam You think it's like crack, like you're going to get hooked and then you're not going to get a fix. You know, that happened to me, actually.

1:32:02 Drew It's not that kind of consuming. More like you get lost in the relationship with the other person.

1:32:07 Adam Do you have, are you in a relationship with anyone currently, David?

1:32:10 Caller I met this girl, I just moved to Oklahoma from San Diego.

1:32:14 Adam Same place.

1:32:16 Caller I met this girl and I've been talking to her a lot and stuff like that, but sex has never become an issue or anything like that.

1:32:23 Adam Okay, well don't dwell on it. Start dating her and see how the relationship goes, but don't freak out when that moment comes.

1:32:32 Caller Okay.

1:32:32 Adam All right, David, just don't spaz. You're spazzing. You're thinking, I'll tell you the one that the one, guys can think themselves right out of sex. I mean, if you get too caught up, too up in your head with it, you're screwed. All the guys-

1:32:47 Nickelback No, you're not screwed.

1:32:48 Adam You're not screwed and neither are they. All the guys we've known historically, who've gotten the most tail have been guys who just pound a few beers and blindly head toward the closest vagina without breaking it down. That's why smart guys have trouble with tail, because the higher the guy's IQ, the more he turns it into like a chest match and a math equation, and before you know it, he ain't leaving the house. You got to have a little visceral energy. You got to have a little caveman in you, and that's why the stupid guys get laid all the time. They use their reptilian brain.

1:33:23 Nickelback You are making so much sense right now.

1:33:26 Adam Thank you.

1:33:27 Nickelback It's ridiculous.

1:33:28 Drew Finally. Thank you.

1:33:29 Adam Finally. I made some sense. Well, two minutes left in the show.

1:33:32 Drew Here we go.

1:33:33 Adam All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back after this.

1:33:37 Caller Alright, guys, here's the deal. You looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:42 Caller One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

1:33:44 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:34:23 Adam Alright, well, there it is. Another enjoyable show. I want to thank Chad Ryan for coming in here from Nickelback. And I want to tell you to go out and get the CD, Silver Side Up, everybody. It is out in stores as we speak. Again, you can catch the guys on Leno. If you're out here and whatever time we're in, you probably catch them in about 10 or 15 minutes on Leno.

1:34:49 Caller What's the, I gotta ask, what's up with your sack?

1:34:52 Adam Oh, the sack?

1:34:53 Nickelback It's a nice sack. Yeah, it's purple, however.

1:34:57 Caller It's a little bit.

1:34:58 Drew Oh, the Crown Royal sack. I thought you meant your sack sack.

1:35:00 Adam Oh, you're not supposed to say Crown Royal.

1:35:02 Drew No, you guys have to let me go on for a while.

1:35:04 Adam You look like the chin of an old Chinaman. All right, I was wondering why you waited so long to talk about my Crown Royal sack. Yes, I keep it around the base of the mic. It brings me bad luck. But I'm so good that I can actually do a show with a cursed microphone and still be mediocre, right, Drew? How many times have I told you that?

1:35:23 Drew You're...

1:35:24 Adam Thank you.

1:35:24 Drew You were finally mediocre today.

1:35:26 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:35:30 Caller Go ahead. I just want to tell you you have a very sexy voice, Drew.

1:35:34 Drew Me?

1:35:34 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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