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Thursday, October 11, 2001

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Guests: Angelica Bridges

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4:08 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.
4:19 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight we have from the pages and cover of Playboy and, of course, all those years on Baywatch, or how many years? Two years?
4:40 Angelica Bridges One season.
4:41 Adam That's it?
4:41 Angelica Bridges But you know what? My episodes are still running right now, so it just goes on and on and on.
4:46 Adam That's Angelica Bridges and I just saw you on, I was just watching my Playboy channel tonight and there you were.
4:54 Angelica Bridges Really?
4:54 Adam Yeah, not nude, unfortunately. It was just, what's going on in Playboy? I like, it's sort of grandiose when stations do that, hey, what's up with us? Like you're interested, it's like, hey, show me some ass. They're like, hey, what's going on with Playboy? Well, we got an internet website. Where's the ass? What's going on with Playboy? Who asked? I want to see some tail. But there you were and they showed a few pictures and of course the cover, which is out now, November. Have you done Playboy before this?
5:24 Angelica Bridges No, this is the first time I've ever done anything nude.
5:28 Adam Oh, really?
5:29 Angelica Bridges Yeah, it was a big step for me to do this.
5:32 Adam How long did this? I mean, they must have approached you years ago.
5:36 Angelica Bridges Right, because usually girls that have done Playboy, end up getting on Baywatch and I did the opposite. I wasn't ready to do anything nude and I didn't want to do what everyone else was doing. So I just did it on my own terms and on my own time and I waited a few years.
5:54 Adam And why? I mean, you know, you always hear women talking about their younger, wilder days, but then so many women are now in Playboy. And I actually think I have an answer to this, but-
6:06 Drew I haven't heard the question yet.
6:07 Adam I know, but I'll feed myself the answer.
6:09 Drew Let's go on to something else then here.
6:11 Adam No, what I'm saying is they declined Playboy for many years and then at a certain point decide to do it. To me, I think the answer is, hey, father time is moving on and you want to get a shot of yourself while you're looking hot and the window is going to close eventually.
6:31 Angelica Bridges Well, hopefully, I have a few more years now.
6:34 Adam Yeah. I don't mean it will be done this month, but I just mean-
6:37 Angelica Bridges Yeah. I noticed you're talking probably about like Fairfaxet and-
6:42 Adam Joey Heatherton, although she could have done it in 64. Whoa. Well, I mean, the woman is like 60 years old. I mean, Drew, Joey Heatherton's been around for a while.
6:54 Drew She just did Playboy?
6:56 Adam Yeah. Well, she did Playboy like, I don't know, a year ago or something like that. And then, Suzanne Summers did it semi-recently. And a lot of women have done it well into their 40s and some into their 50s.
7:10 Drew The Twilight years.
7:11 Angelica Bridges Wow, it's amazing. I mean, more power to them if they can feel comfortable and look great.
7:16 Adam No, they don't. They just want to catch it. So what are you saying? I'm saying you do it, you're immortalized. And I think that's, that's rude. Plus, you probably made a few bucks, right?
7:29 Angelica Bridges Sure.
7:30 Adam And did, but did they have to talk you into it? Or is it the kind of thing?
7:35 Angelica Bridges No, not at all.
7:36 Adam Okay. But if you're a beautiful woman like, like you and Drew, do they just come at you every six months? Just, you think they have a list of like?
7:47 Drew Well, they come at me about every three weeks.
7:48 Adam About every three weeks? That's Colt Roundup, though. That's a gay publication. You're right. That's different.
7:54 Angelica Bridges No, you know, they, they, I know they approach celebrities all the time, but you would be surprised because a lot of celebrities actually go to them. Oh, really? And are turned down. And what they do is they, they, they send out a consensus and they take a poll. And you know, that's when they get their readers to vote. Would you like to see this person? Would you like to see this celebrity or this model? And if they get a general consensus, then that's when they go after you, usually, you know? Or if there's a celebrity that approaches them, they do the poll. And if they get a huge response, then they really want, they really want to shoot the celebrity. So you'd be actually surprised.
8:29 Drew Is that poll in here somewhere?
8:30 Angelica Bridges All of it? No. But you would be surprised. I guess they do it on their website.
8:34 Drew I see.
8:35 Angelica Bridges playboy.com. But you'd be surprised, a lot of celebrities that, in a lot of top models that want to do it and are turned down.
8:42 Adam Ooh, that's got to smart a little bit if you're some celebrity of some stature.
8:47 Angelica Bridges And then of course some celebrities turn them down as well. So I guess it goes both ways.
8:52 Adam Right. All right. So they hit you up when you were in Baywatch?
8:56 Angelica Bridges Yeah, when I was on Baywatch. And it wasn't the right time because all the girls on Baywatch, at least the cast that I was working on that season, had either been on it or was actually on the cover while we were shooting the show. So it just wasn't something that I wanted to follow suit. I wanted to do it on my own terms and my own time.
9:16 Adam And then they contacted you a few years later?
9:20 Angelica Bridges Yeah. And it was mentioned with a photographer that actually shot Maxim, Antoine Verglas.
9:27 Adam What a name for a photographer. Can you picture Antoine Verglas?
9:32 Angelica Bridges No, he's great. You like Maxim, right? He's... all the pictures...
9:36 Adam Touch your toes. You're so sweet. Let the wind blow. Throw your hair.
9:43 Angelica Bridges No.
9:43 Adam It's his magic. It's his magic. You're beautiful. You're my muse. If I wasn't gay, I would have sex with you.
9:50 Angelica Bridges No, he's not gay. But, you know, I'm sure you're a fan of Maxim. He does almost every issue. He's got girls in Maxim. So that's how we collaborated and did the story for Playboy.
10:01 Adam And then once you find out you're going to be doing this photo spread, do you start getting in shape? I mean, not that you're out of shape, but I'd be like, Oh, Christ, I got a zit. It's on my back. But don't squeeze it. It'll get weird. Just don't touch it. You know what I mean? Do you start picking at yourself a little bit? Like when you get out of the shower, you start looking at yourself and turn around and wondering if, I don't know, hitting the gym or worried about taking that second slice of pizza.
10:31 Angelica Bridges Yeah. Well, actually, you know, from a lot of the work that I've done, whether it be Mortal Kombat or Red Sonja and Conan from Baywatch, I'm always in body conscious clothing typically on a lot of the things. So I'm always having to watch my figure anyway. So I was pretty much ready. But absolutely, when you know and it's set in stone, okay, this is going through, you're going to be on the cover. Yeah, you go to the gym. But fortunately, I don't have to watch what I eat. I eat like a pig. I eat pizza and dessert and ice cream. And as long as I go to the gym, I'm fine.
11:08 Drew But Adam, you wear what? Unconscious clothing. That's right. Non-conscious, unconscious.
11:14 Adam I wear cut off sweats with an erection.
11:17 Drew Okay. Did you ever do 20 questions?
11:22 Adam Did I? Oh, you bastard. You did 20 questions, right? You didn't know me. I think me and Jimmy did 20 questions together.
11:31 Drew Okay.
11:32 Adam I think. Or maybe we just did a long Playboy interview. Drew. Drew did 20 questions for Playboy and he knows I didn't, so he had to bring that up. Hey, did you ever get around to that? Amanda?
11:47 Yeah.
11:47 Adam You're 17? What's up?
11:50 Caller Well, I, like, don't feel the need to masturbate anymore. Like, I was with this one guy and ever since then, I just haven't. It's been, like, a month. And I used to do it, like, at least twice a day.
12:04 Drew Twice a day. What happened with that guy?
12:08 Caller Well, we were, one night, we were talking and we were really good friends. And then we decided that the next day we would get together and we didn't have sex. But I gave him a little job and he ate me out.
12:24 Drew You planned that? Tomorrow we'll meet for this?
12:27 Caller What?
12:28 Drew Tomorrow we'll meet for this.
12:29 Adam BJ and some eating out. Call it noonish. Oh, noon's a little early for me. I got a brunch. I got to blow a couple guys from gym. How about one o'clock? Okay, where do we meet? Meet at like Starbucks or something for a little blow and some eating?
12:43 Caller Pretty much.
12:45 Drew And this was your?
12:46 Adam That's your plan?
12:47 Drew This is your buddy?
12:49 Caller Yeah.
12:50 Drew Just a friend. You're into him, huh?
12:52 Caller Well, a little bit.
12:53 Drew A lot.
12:54 Adam You like this guy.
12:55 Angelica Bridges A lot of it.
12:56 Drew Yeah, a lot.
12:56 Caller Just a little bit, actually.
12:58 Drew All right. So what's the trauma here?
12:59 Caller Well, and now we don't talk anymore.
13:01 Drew Because?
13:02 Caller At all. I don't know.
13:04 Drew It got kind of weird?
13:06 Caller For me, it wasn't. I don't know if it was for him, but that was like on a Monday. And then like, he used to call me like every day. And then like on Thursday, he called me, just tell me how good looking this other girl was. Okay, goodbye. And he hasn't called me since. And that's weird. Another really good friend of mine lives with him. And whenever I call to talk to my friend, he's just a real jerk.
13:30 Adam How old is he?
13:32 Caller He's 17.
13:33 Adam And he's living out of the house?
13:35 Caller Yeah.
13:35 Adam So he's got some problems?
13:37 Caller Yeah.
13:37 Adam All right. Well, maybe you don't need this guy in your life, Amanda.
13:41 Drew And maybe something totally other going on with him. You know what I mean? Some other problem in his life.
13:46 Caller I don't want him like that anymore at all, you know.
13:49 Adam Yeah, you do. But you did.
13:51 Drew You do.
13:51 Adam I did. Listen, anybody who says, it's not that I like the person, I just need them back in my life because we had such a great friendship built on mutual oral sex and that agreement. I mean, you like the guy and you can't admit that you like him.
14:08 Drew Well, we got to figure out why her compass is spinning around crazy.
14:11 Adam What's up? Where's your dad?
14:14 Caller My dad?
14:15 Adam Yeah.
14:15 Caller He doesn't live here.
14:17 Adam All right. There you go. I've narrowed it down to not there and where might he be?
14:23 Drew What was your relationship like with him before he left?
14:25 Caller Me and my dad?
14:26 Drew No, no. You and the mailman.
14:28 Adam What about your uncle?
14:30 Caller Well, we've never really been close.
14:33 Adam Okay.
14:33 Caller He's kind of a drug addict and so.
14:35 Drew All right.
14:35 Adam There you go.
14:36 Funky father.
14:37 Adam All right.
14:38 Drew I suspect this guy is maybe a little bit of an addict too.
14:41 Caller Yeah, he's an alcoholic.
14:42 Drew Yeah. Well, guess what? Alcoholics do all kinds of things that are difficult to explain and understand. They are abandoning by their nature and you've picked another abandoning guy. Good times.
14:52 Adam All right. So listen, Amanda, here's the deal. Your dad is and was and is probably an a-hole.
14:59 Caller Yeah.
14:59 Adam And that's going to screw with your compass a little bit as far as it goes to guys. And it's going to point to some of the wrong guys.
15:05 Caller I know that.
15:06 Adam This guy is 17, probably booted out of his house for taking a swing at a stepmom.
15:11 Angelica Bridges Motive.
15:11 Adam Six months ago. He has a problem with substances, right?
15:14 Angelica Bridges He's probably stealing to buy the drugs.
15:17 Adam So not a great guy for you to get hooked up with. Now, you're magically attracted to this guy. And this is why I'd like to have your dad shot, because he made you attracted to this guy, believe it or not.
15:27 Drew Where's my bourbon?
15:28 Adam But that's what's going on. So it's good that he's not in your life, and you got to get a little help. Maybe a little Al-Anon or Alatine or something like that. Try to straighten yourself out a little bit.
15:39 Drew She's compulsively masturbating as a way of sort of managing affect, and she gets depressed. She can't do that anymore. Not a good thing.
15:45 All right.
15:46 Adam Well, there we go. I think that's enough.
15:49 Drew For her?
15:50 Adam For the show.
15:51 For the show now.
15:51 Drew We can go home now?
15:52 Adam That seems like plenty. Well, you're looking at it this way. Here's the way I look at it. We run about a minute and a half to two minutes late almost every night on the show, right?
16:02 Drew Oh, this is our makeup show?
16:04 Adam Yeah, yeah. Here's how I'm doing it. I see. This is my new plan. Run a minute and a half late every single night, right? Well, someone's got to make that minute and a half back to us once in a while, right?
16:15 Drew Yeah, just tonight's the night.
16:16 Adam And that adds up.
16:17 Drew We could take it in a lump or we could take it in little ten-minute intervals, take it all tonight. Let's go.
16:22 Adam What do you want to do? You want to do like ten minutes on, ten minutes off? Or do you just want to take the whole show off?
16:28 Drew I'm off right now.
16:29 Adam Oh, Drew's off. All right. I'll tell you what, I'll take this ten shift and then you come back in.
16:34 All right.
16:37 Adam Chris?
16:38 Yeah.
16:39 Adam You're 17?
16:41 Caller Yep.
16:42 Adam Yeah. What's up?
16:43 I was doing it.
16:44 Caller My girlfriend just went on orthotri-cyclin.
16:47 And it says 99.9 percent effective. And I was just wondering.
16:53 Drew Consider that 100.
16:55 100?
16:55 Drew Yeah. Let's just call that 100 percent. Round up. So it's actually about 99.995. I mean, it's really, really approaches 100.
17:06 But what happened in that 0.05 percent?
17:11 Adam What happened? Yeah, it was a Satan's spawn.
17:15 Angelica Bridges Well, it only goes down the effect of the birth control if it's not taken basically at the same time every day, things like that. I mean, I'm a mistake. I was a birth control baby. So there are risks, but probably, you know, a pill was either skipped or it wasn't taken at the same time. You know, there's just.
17:32 Drew It tends to be that.
17:33 Adam Who told you that, by the way?
17:34 Angelica Bridges My mother did.
17:35 Adam What a sweet, sweet woman. You're a mistake.
17:39 Angelica Bridges But I love you anyway.
17:40 Adam She had to let that one fly, huh?
17:42 Angelica Bridges Yeah, she did.
17:43 Adam Yeah, that's nice.
17:44 Angelica Bridges Good times.
17:46 Adam What's in it for her to let that divulge? Was she drunk?
17:49 Angelica Bridges No, she doesn't drink.
17:51 Adam Well, not anymore. It's just a weird thing to let fly. I mean, you don't care, do you?
17:56 Angelica Bridges No, not at all.
17:57 Adam OK.
17:58 Angelica Bridges No.
17:59 Adam Good. I have a little more therapy.
18:00 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
18:01 Drew Yeah.
18:01 Adam OK, Chris, if she takes it properly, you will not get her pregnant.
18:06 Drew Yeah. Let's assume it's 100 percent.
18:07 And I have a request for Adam.
18:09 Adam Yes.
18:09 Can you do your infamous How Dare You?
18:13 Adam Yeah, I could, but I need to be motivated like any great actor. All right.
18:18 Hey, Drew, you're a stinking actor. I hate.
18:20 Adam No, no, it's not going to work that way.
18:22 Drew, why don't you want to hear from Adam?
18:24 Adam Drew, ask me if I've ever done no, no. I got Playboy's 20 questions.
18:29 Drew Oh, yeah.
18:30 Adam Yeah. OK, try that again. Be a matter of fact about it.
18:33 Drew Hey, you know, just just looking through the magazine here is Tim Farrell's doing 20 questions. You ever done that?
18:39 Adam How dare you? I'll follow it up. How dare you?
18:44 Drew Where's the gasp? I missed him.
18:45 Adam Oh, I didn't do the double clutch. Let me try it again.
18:49 Drew No, Adam, I did 20 questions once. I'm sure you got around to that, too, didn't you?
18:54 Adam How dare you?
18:56 Drew How dare you?
18:58 Adam You see the double clutch with the breath as I was sort of gathering myself and the rage was building? How dare you?
19:06 How dare you?
19:07 Adam Oh, that was a good one. I think I was crying. Wow, that's acting.
19:14 Hello.
19:15 Adam Get me on that Baywatch. I'd like to be on Baywatch, but only if I could wear one of those wraparound towel things my dad used to wear around the pool. Remember those had the sewn in pocket? It was like a terry cloth. It was a weird 60s item. It went the way of the dickie and the ascot. It was a terry cloth apron? Yeah, kind of an apron wrapped sarong kind of thing for guys. Had a little pouch you could keep your smokes in there.
19:45 Angelica Bridges Did it have velcro or was it just a tie?
19:47 Adam Oh, baby. Velcro was 25 years away.
19:50 Angelica Bridges OK.
19:52 Adam It barely invented yarn.
19:53 Caller Oh, my god.
19:54 Adam Yarn was considered a breakthrough.
19:58 Drew Well, terry cloth was the latest thing at that time.
20:00 Adam Oh, it was huge. Everything was terry cloth. Hey, Holly?
20:03 Yes?
20:03 Adam You're 20?
20:04 Caller Yes.
20:05 Adam You're on with Angelica Bridges, by the way.
20:07 Caller Well, hello.
20:08 Angelica Bridges Hello, Holly.
20:09 Caller Okay. My problem, actually, it's not my problem, but my boyfriend's best friend, he's 24 and he still wets the bed. And so we want to know-
20:18 Drew Who is this guy? Your-
20:20 Caller My boyfriend's best friend, he's my friend too. He's 24, he's a virgin, he still wets the bed. And we're just kind of wondering what we could do for him. Because it's kind of embarrassing because he does it around friends.
20:34 Angelica Bridges Does he use depend undergarments?
20:36 Caller No, but he needs to.
20:38 Drew Tell us more about this guy, that's not enough to say.
20:39 Adam Hold on, first off, this Holly's such a bitch, she loves to make fun of this guy.
20:44 Drew No, no, I think we're getting sort of a goof part of this question. You know what I mean, she's goofing a little bit.
20:48 Adam No, no, I think she's busting a shot.
20:50 Drew Yeah, that's what I mean.
20:51 Adam We're working the virgin part in.
20:52 Drew Right, but there's more here.
20:53 Adam Does it around the friends, or do they have slumber parties?
20:57 Caller No, if we all go out or whatever and drink a little bit and he passes out, he'll pee.
21:03 Drew That's not bedwetting, that's alcoholism. Alcoholics do that all the time. They get up and pee on the couch and stuff. They have blackouts.
21:10 Adam Drew, what did your roommate in college do?
21:12 Drew He got up, walked over to the... See, in the old days, we used to bring these receivers and then a turntable. We put the turntable on top of our receiver.
21:22 Adam They played things called records?
21:24 Drew Records, these vinyl press things. They had music on them, right? The turntable had a thing called a dust cover, which is the lid that went up and down.
21:31 Adam Right, it had the hinges on the back.
21:32 Drew Hinges towards the back. You'd lift it up, and you'd put the record on the... Can you believe we haven't explained this episode?
21:37 Angelica Bridges 33 and 45 RPM.
21:39 Drew No, generally, yep, that's right.
21:41 Adam Wow, you've been reading up.
21:42 Drew In history, history of history, social studies.
21:44 Angelica Bridges Part one and two.
21:45 Drew Yeah, and so this guy came over, loaded, and walked into my room. He lifted up the dust cover, like he was gonna play a record. Also, the way one would lift up the toilet seat, and proceeded to urinate all over the stereo equipment. So, I thought he was in the bathroom.
22:03 Adam Yeah.
22:03 Angelica Bridges Does he ever pee when he's not drinking?
22:05 Caller Yeah, that's what the problem is. I've just noticed it when he's drinking, but my boyfriend's been friends with him for years, and he's always done it.
22:12 Adam All right, and he wets the bed.
22:14 Caller No, my boyfriend, no.
22:15 Adam I know, I know. I mean, no, no, no. Well, maybe that's what attracted them to each other. No, your boyfriend's friend wets the bed even when he's sober.
22:24 Caller Yeah.
22:25 Adam All right, so-
22:26 Caller And it's kind of embarrassing.
22:27 Adam Yeah.
22:28 Angelica Bridges Why are you guys sleeping in the same bed with him? How do you know?
22:30 Drew How does he alert you?
22:32 Angelica Bridges How is it embarrassing if you're not in the bed with him?
22:34 Caller Well, no, it's embarrassing because everybody talks about it behind his back. And so I feel bad-
22:39 Drew How do they find out about it? How do they find out about it?
22:42 Caller Well, when he drinks, that's one way.
22:45 Drew And then-
22:45 Adam Hold on, this Holly's such a colossal baby.
22:47 Angelica Bridges Yeah, is he going to go tell the school, guess what, I peed in my bed last night. I wasn't even drinking.
22:53 Adam She's so concerned. You're so concerned. You know, hold on a second, Holly, because I'm going to tell this guy to fix his problem. But you know what I hate? I don't even mind somebody busting someone's chops. I hate it when it's under the camouflage of concern. And it's so embarrassing. It's like, oh, Holly's so concerned for this guy's well-being. She's going to call a radio show and just keep shouting out what this guy's doing over and over again. Of course, it's embarrassing. But is her life being affected by it? It's her boyfriend's roommate, for Christ's sake. All right. So, Holly?
23:23 Yes.
23:24 Adam All right. Listen, baby. Here's it. Now...
23:27 Drew So, you're asking how to help him stop waiting in bed? I'll tell you how to help him. Is that the deal?
23:30 Caller Well, no. I just want to know how to, like, talk to him about it because he doesn't know that everyone's talking about it.
23:35 Adam But do you really want to have that conversation?
23:40 Drew I'm, by the way, willing to bet this is an alcohol thing. This is everyone talking about him doing it other times because he pees every time he gets loaded. He gets loaded a lot, probably.
23:48 Adam But seriously, Holly, I mean, let's just all close our eyes and picture our girlfriend or boyfriend's roommate. Would you want to broach that topic with the roommate, for Christ's sake? You're going to sit him down and talk to him about his bed wedding?
24:03 Caller No.
24:04 Adam Well, then why are you calling?
24:05 Caller Well, because I want to know what his problem is. I mean, like, is there...
24:11 Adam Do you really care? Are you really going to do something about this?
24:15 Caller Yeah, I'll tell him about it.
24:17 Adam All right. Well, listen, I'll put Holly on hold until... Look, I used to wet the bed until, like, I was...
24:25 Drew Today's Thursday?
24:26 Adam Today's Thursday. It's 37 and a half. No. Way too late in life. And whenever I'd sleep over at my grandparents' house as a kid, my grandfather, who was... As you know, every one of my family's a retard except for the dead one. The only genius in my family is dead. That's my grandfather. He was the only one who would do anything about this. And he was a smart guy. And his thing was, I'd go to bed at 9 o'clock at night, and he'd go watch a Tonight Show, and he'd come walking out of the den about 1 in the morning, and he'd wake me up, and he had a bucket. And he'd say, pee in that bucket. And I'd pee in the bucket, and then I'd go back to sleep, and magically I didn't wet the bed, because somewhere in the middle of my sleep cycle, I woke up and drained myself. Of course, the next morning, I had to empty the bucket, which was weird. Sometimes you'd forget about it, like kick it over? No, I wouldn't kick it over. Yeah, it fell on my head, and it rolled down me, and I'd start weeping, and it'd mix with the tears. No, I'd forget about it, and go eat breakfast or something, and someone would give me a little reminder, hey, pee bucket. Yeah, oh yeah, hey, sorry, I got it.
25:31 Drew You want some maple syrup?
25:32 Angelica Bridges But that probably weaned you real quick though, didn't it?
25:35 Adam Here's the thing. Just do some simple math. If you're wetting the bed every night, somewhere in the middle of your sleep, you know, three or four hours after you go to bed, well, if you could wake up and relieve yourself and go back to bed, you probably wouldn't wet the bed.
25:50 Drew Also, there is a medication called DDAVP, which is a hormone that can cause you to stop producing urine during the night. You can take a sniffter of that and...
25:57 Adam No, he's not gonna...
25:57 Angelica Bridges And go pee before you actually get into the bed. And don't drink any liquid after 6 p.m. Set your alarm for three hours later, go pee again.
26:03 Drew This guy's drinking a 12-pack of beer and then slapping down.
26:05 Adam And they're calling from Riverside, so they don't have modern medicine over there. They have to go, they've got a shaman on a hill over there. It gives them like a chicken neck he hits them with and that's how they're cured. But listen, get one of those little egg timers or one of those little kitchen digital timers, put it next to your bed, set it for three hours, just click, click, click. It'll go to three and hit start and go to bed. And when it goes off, get up and take a leak and go back to bed. This is for everyone who does anything weird in their sleep. Get one of those little digital timers, wake you up in the middle of the night, do what you got to do and go back in. And if it wakes you up and you'd already wet yourself, set it for a half hour earlier the next night. Do the math. Thank you. And the good, let me tell you this, hold on, I'm not even done yet. The good thing about this little timer thing, as opposed to setting your alarm clock, is obviously you don't want to set your alarm clock twice. It's got to go off again in the morning to wake you up. But you may not go to bed at the same time every night. You may go to bed at 10 o'clock on a weekday and two on a weekend. That's why you just hit the three hours. It does the math for you. Get up, you take a leak. Ding. That must work for 90% of people.
27:14 Drew And 90% of the problems in life. I've never seen you quite so enthusiastic about any topic as this, Adam. You're passionate by this. This is going to solve all of America's ill.
27:23 Adam This is it. Let me tell you.
27:24 Angelica Bridges No need for depend undergarments.
27:26 Adam This is right up there with my shotgun that has the first round as a blank and the second round as rock salt and the other six live. This is simple genius is what this is. Thank you. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. She's on the cover of The Current Playboy. It's out on newsstands now, right?
27:45 Caller Yes, it is.
27:46 Adam And we'll talk to her and you and us after this.
28:17 Hi, this is Perry Farrell, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
28:23 Adam Yes, you is. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Next week, our old friends Lit will be in studio, as well as...
28:32 Drew Hey, Smash Mouth's coming back.
28:34 Adam As well as Smash Mouth.
28:35 Drew That's nice. All right, Drew. We haven't seen those guys like two years.
28:38 Adam Yeah, they're great guys. Lit are a great bunch of guys, and Ozzy Osbourne, who's a great guy, I imagine, I have not met the man, is theoretically in here tomorrow. Sorry. Next week, Monday night. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. You know her from Baywatch and a zillion other TV shows. And I'm guessing a fair amount of modeling before all that went down, right?
29:02 Angelica Bridges Yep, definitely. It's always the little ladder that you take.
29:08 Adam Where did you grow up?
29:09 Angelica Bridges In Missouri.
29:10 Adam And did you start out early with the modeling and go overseas and all that stuff?
29:15 Angelica Bridges Yeah, yeah. I mean, I started doing TV commercials in Kansas City when I was like seven years old and I started doing radio commercials when I was nine. And my sister worked at the local radio station and they would pay me with ice cream cones when I would do Dairy Queen commercials and Mother's Day commercials and all these things. They would take me down to the little soda shop on the corner and I would get paid with ice cream cones.
29:35 Adam And would you just give your agent one lick or?
29:38 Angelica Bridges No, I didn't have an agent. It was just because my sister worked at the station.
29:43 Drew One lick? What are you talking about?
29:46 Adam Agent gets a lick, manager gets a lick, publicist gets half a lick, however it works. So you actually did voiceover work?
29:56 Angelica Bridges Yeah. I do lots of cartoon voices and animal sounds and impersonations.
30:01 Adam Oh really?
30:02 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
30:02 Adam Well, what do you got?
30:07 Angelica Bridges What do you want to hear? You want to hear animals or? Yeah.
30:09 Adam We'll give us, I mean like wild animals.
30:10 Angelica Bridges Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'll do a little spider monkey. Stand back from the mic.
30:16 Adam All right. Do like an elephant?
30:31 Angelica Bridges Well, let's see.
30:31 Adam Well, do the ones you do.
30:33 Angelica Bridges Horses.
30:33 Adam Turkey. Do a turkey.
30:34 Angelica Bridges Okay. Mine was better. Mine was better. Then I can even do like little frogs. Isn't that cute?
30:49 Drew Too much time out in the bathroom.
30:50 Angelica Bridges I know, right? Thank God I came to LA. Now I can be normal.
30:53 Caller No, I'm kidding.
30:55 Adam And what kind of cartoon voice? Now, any ones we know, like Pebbles, perhaps? Wait, she didn't talk, did she? No, I don't think Pebbles spoke.
31:05 Angelica Bridges Yeah, she did the goo goo ga ga.
31:06 Drew And then it was bam bam.
31:08 Angelica Bridges That's all he said. Yeah, you know, I do like all kinds of voices. You know, I can do, I can do little voices like this.
31:18 Adam That's like pork chop or lamb chop.
31:21 Angelica Bridges Lamb chop.
31:22 Adam That's lamb chop, right? Yes. Oh my God. Do you ever do that for your boys?
31:28 Angelica Bridges Oh yeah, depends on the role playing, you know.
31:31 Adam Man, that is so great. Like if you got like in like a little bo peep outfit and did that voice, that would be so huge. Forget about it.
31:39 Angelica Bridges I'd be in so much trouble.
31:40 Adam It'd be like, ee ee. Honey, you're blocking the TV. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have done the voice. Oh, that's great. Any other, just to make sure we got you tapped, any other cartoon voices, anything we need to know?
31:57 Angelica Bridges I've got like a million, so you know.
32:01 Adam Do you work? I mean, do you do that?
32:03 Angelica Bridges Yeah, you know.
32:03 Drew Are you the voice of?
32:05 Angelica Bridges I, no, because I've never really.
32:07 Drew You copy them. You copy voices.
32:08 Angelica Bridges I copy them, and I mean, I do tons of radio commercials, and I even do, like these commercials, you would never know it was me because I actually play a reporter. And I mean, I don't know how to say that.
32:21 Adam You do radio, you do radio spots out here?
32:23 Angelica Bridges Because I don't want it to be a conflict.
32:24 Adam Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.
32:26 Angelica Bridges Well, on Kiss FM.
32:27 Adam All right.
32:28 Angelica Bridges Oh, you had to mention Kiss. Sorry.
32:30 Adam No, that's fine.
32:31 Angelica Bridges You asked me and I wasn't going to say it.
32:32 Adam That's fine. You do a reporter voice?
32:35 Angelica Bridges Oh, yeah. I do reporter voices with the guy that does Bill Clinton's voice. And I play Candy the reporter at the hilarious commercials. Well, wait a minute. I'm like, Mr. Clinton, how do you feel about? And then he's like, well, it's just-
32:46 Caller Let me say to the people of American relations in the world that I hate your ass. I swear to God I do.
32:54 Adam Don't you know you're too good looking to do that? That you shouldn't have any skills or talents or interests even?
32:59 Angelica Bridges See, that's the problem with what the world perceives beautiful women because every girl should be able to have a personality, should be able to be crazy. I mean, I don't take myself seriously. So I would rather be exciting and have a lot to offer and be crazy and wild than sit there and go, oh, I'm beautiful. I mean, I'm not saying I'm beautiful, but most girls sit there and go, I'm beautiful. And they don't want to express themselves because they feel that they're gonna make a fool of themselves. For me, I don't really care.
33:27 Adam Right. Oh my God. I just, it's so ironic that somebody like yourself is doing voiceover work. Just...
33:36 Drew She's not doing it. She just has talent for it.
33:38 Adam Well, she does do it. I mean, I do. She does do it.
33:40 Angelica Bridges But no one knows it's me.
33:41 Adam All right.
33:41 Angelica Bridges Ever. So whenever the next time you hear a voice, it could be me, and you won't know. You'll look at the Playboy and you'll be like, you would never think.
33:48 Adam I'll be hearing it tonight, and I won't have my TV or radio on. You know what I'm saying, Drew? I have that kind of imagination. It'll be that little, it'll be lamb chop.
34:01 Drew You'll have your hands in your hush poppy.
34:02 Adam Come over later.
34:04 Caller That's right.
34:07 Adam Jennifer?
34:08 Caller Yeah.
34:09 Adam You're 16?
34:10 Caller Yeah.
34:10 Adam What's up?
34:12 Caller I think of myself like four to five times a night.
34:16 Adam You do what?
34:17 Caller I masturbate like four to five times a night.
34:19 Adam Four to five times a night.
34:20 Caller Yeah, I want to know like the long-term effects.
34:22 Drew None, but the question is why that sort of energy, why is that engine going so, so high clip? Were you sexually abused? Were you sexually abused? No. Nothing like that when you were a kid?
34:35 Nothing.
34:36 Adam Everything good in the family?
34:39 Caller Yeah.
34:40 Drew Do you do this until orgasm four times?
34:43 Yeah.
34:44 Drew And no manic depression or anything like that in the family?
34:47 Caller No, I'm skip-fine and I have ADD.
34:51 Adam But other than that, perfectly sound mentally?
34:54 Drew This is what I'm most fishing for. There are psychiatric conditions that can really...
35:01 Adam Drew, whenever you're a little screwy, you go right for the junk. You know what I mean?
35:05 Drew Well, something-
35:06 Angelica Bridges Yeah, why is that?
35:07 Adam Because-
35:07 Angelica Bridges Usually with a sexual release when you have some sexual-
35:10 Adam No, you know what it is? We have a good rational thinking lineal brain that keeps us away from our junk. But when you eliminate that part of your brain, you go right for the junk. We're all dying to go for the junk, but we go, no, don't do it.
35:24 Angelica Bridges Yeah, don't do it.
35:25 Adam But then you get drunk, or you get weird, or you get high, or you get retarded, and your hand goes right for the junk. It's your defense system. It's let down.
35:33 Drew It's a little different. That's impulse control problems. There is that. That's what old men do. That's why they start grabbing at women and stuff.
35:39 Adam Yeah, they're crazy.
35:40 Drew Because that's what you'd want to do right now. You'd reach, and the old guys all of a sudden start reaching because they can't control the impulse.
35:45 Adam Kids and retards all got the same MO, which is I want to do something, therefore I'll do it.
35:51 Drew But this is different. This is like a more primitive piece of the brain is operating at a higher pitch. It's driving harder. Some of that is a need to gain arousal to escape feelings, trying to manage feelings just like you would with an addict. Some of it is just an internal energy with sexuality just going to a high clip like manic depression, that kind of thing. Some of it is a trajectory that's wired in by sexual abuse or trauma in childhood.
36:14 Adam All right, so Jennifer, Jennifer, she was having some trouble with her phone lines. Maybe it screwed up.
36:20 Drew I think she's more in the attic camp. That's where the ADHD is coming from.
36:23 Adam Also, it's about schedule because you give me a little downtime at the house and I'll go for myself multiple times.
36:31 Drew A little lamb chop tape playing in the background.
36:33 Yeah, yeah baby.
36:35 Adam I had a couple of beers in the bath- Oh Jesus. I answered the front door today in my bathrobe at 12.45. It felt like the biggest loser in the world. The FedEx guy showed up and I felt like an idiot. You know what I'm talking about when you're in your bathrobe and it's well past noon? No. Yeah. I don't care. Let me tell you. You know what? I had to get up and do some radio this morning. Really? From 6 AM to 9 AM. From what? Just one of those junket things. It was just doing somebody a favor. They wake you up. Yeah, you're on with the Frosty Jaguars. Bob is coming at you. Bob is a little man show. How about getting frosty on the trampoline? 6'10 baby. Come on. You do them for three hours and then I went back to bed. Then the FedEx guy rang and I got up and put the bathrobe on. I was like, should I get into the explanation? Had to do this morning radio junket. I'm not normally in my bathrobe at this time. I've usually have exercised by now and I've drank a smoothie and I'm out at the kids' home. But today I had to do this. Then you go, that's what's going on in your brain. Then you go, no, F him.
37:48 Angelica Bridges I know.
37:48 Adam He makes 28 grand a year and he's at my house. Screw him. All right. So what should Jennifer do?
37:56 Drew Make sure she takes her medication.
37:58 Adam All right. Nicole?
37:59 Caller Yeah.
38:00 Adam You're 19? What's happening?
38:02 Caller Okay. About a month ago, I met a really hot guy and I'm crazy about him. And he's in Australia for a year now. And how do I deal with a long distance relationship?
38:14 Drew Do you not have much opportunity to meet hot guys?
38:17 Caller Oh no, I do a lot.
38:19 Drew What was special about this guy?
38:21 Caller I don't know.
38:22 Drew Do you think it was maybe the romance of the trip and you've been away in the foreign land and all that stuff?
38:26 Caller I have no idea.
38:27 Adam Oh, you met him in Australia?
38:29 Caller No, no, no, no. I met him here.
38:31 Adam He went away to Australia.
38:32 Caller Yes.
38:33 Drew How long were you with him?
38:35 Caller Oh, about 12 hours.
38:38 Adam Is he coming back?
38:39 Caller Yeah, he'll be back in a year.
38:41 Drew In a year.
38:42 Adam In a year. What's he doing over there?
38:43 Caller I don't know. He's just traveling.
38:46 Drew How old is he?
38:48 Adam He's 24. What's going on with these phones? He's just going to Australia. He's not from there?
38:55 Caller No, he'll be back.
38:56 Adam I understand he'll be back, but most people take trips or vacations for three weeks. He's going for a year.
39:03 Caller I know.
39:04 Adam Is he surfing?
39:06 Caller No, I don't think.
39:07 Adam All right. You don't know that much. But look, you show me a 24-year-old guy who's hitting the road. I'll show you guys getting laid. You know what I mean?
39:15 Drew Just how he does it? That's his MO?
39:18 Adam Well, what 24-year-old guy who's smooth enough to sweep the coal off her feet in 12 hours at some red lobster by the airport is not going to get himself laid in Australia or start something up over there?
39:31 Caller I'm sure he probably will, but-
39:34 Adam Are you a little nutty?
39:35 Caller No.
39:35 Adam You sure?
39:36 Caller Yeah, I'm positive.
39:37 Adam What's wrong with you? True, please. Are you fat?
39:40 Caller No.
39:40 Adam No. Where did you meet this guy?
39:43 Caller At a friend's house.
39:45 Drew Do they know him, your friend?
39:46 Caller Yeah.
39:47 Drew What do they tell you about him? Or haven't you bothered to ask?
39:49 Caller Oh, I have asked. They said, yeah, not to get my hopes up too much, but they said that they can tell that he really, really likes me.
39:57 Drew Oh, boy.
39:58 Caller Yeah.
39:59 Adam Well, how's that not going to get your hopes up?
40:01 Drew Yeah. If there was ever a stop sign, you know what I'm saying? Your friend's going, don't get your hopes up with this one. But he really liked you. I could tell he thought you were the greatest. But Nicole, calm down.
40:16 Angelica Bridges And plus, I think if a guy wants to see a girl again, or if a girl wants to see a guy again, they always make the effort. Like if it was something that's going to continue, you guys are going to see each other again, obviously he would have gotten your number and he will call you. Well, then you have to wait if he calls you.
40:31 Drew What more powerfully could your friends have said seeing you infatuate with this guy than don't get your hopes up? They are not assholes. They're not going to say, hey, Nicole, cut it out. You're in some kind of fantasy here. They'll get to that point if you keep up with this.
40:44 Adam Well, wait a minute. Let's not shoot her down too much, although she does deserve it. But, Nicole, here's the real question. What is not going right socially for you that this is what you have at 19? You know what I'm saying?
40:59 Drew No.
41:00 Adam I mean, where are the other boys in the other dates?
41:03 Caller Well, the other boys and their dates aren't as good.
41:07 Adam Have you had boyfriends?
41:08 Drew Yeah. Are you attracted to the right guys, guys you want like and want?
41:12 Caller I guess.
41:14 Adam Do guys ask you out?
41:16 Caller Yeah, a lot.
41:17 Adam A lot? Yeah. You don't think you're going to be attracted to somebody or infatuated with somebody in the next year?
41:24 Caller I probably will be, but he's special.
41:26 Angelica Bridges Maybe she likes the challenge and sometimes what you can't have seems more attractive, especially if you get asked out.
41:33 Drew She is obsessed. She's infatuated. This is all built on fantasy. We don't know who this guy is and nor do you. I would get a lot more information from your friends, and maybe you find out more about who he really is, this fantasy will dissolve a little bit.
41:45 Adam But here's what I'm saying, and I think we all know this in our life except for Angelica, who's always had an easy time with everything. No. All the time. Her life was just a road that was just like padded with feminine napkins.
42:02 Angelica Bridges What is that supposed to mean?
42:03 Adam Just the cushiest, most sanitary. Is a pad and a napkin the same thing?
42:10 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
42:10 Adam It is?
42:11 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
42:12 Adam I don't like the term feminine napkin. It's like you're wiping up some mess that happened down there. It's like, oh, spilled some period.
42:20 Angelica Bridges Get the napkin.
42:20 Adam Call Rosie.
42:22 Angelica Bridges No.
42:23 Adam Call the brawny lumberjack. He'll get in there. But here's what I'm saying. The amount that you're attracted to people that you really shouldn't be attracted to is always kind of based on how your life is going. You know what I mean? Like, Drew, let me say this. Since you made some money, got a little more secure with your stuff and got your career off the ground as a guy, you're less apt to have these sorts of fantasy attractions. Yeah. I mean, you can have those weird sexual things where you see some chicken at the airport or something and you walk off to her on the plane, like, oh, wait a minute, that was me. Hold on. On the plane? On the plane. Well, yeah.
43:03 Angelica Bridges The Mile High Club.
43:04 Adam Yeah. It's hard to let them, they don't want to let you on the plane, especially just to use it for that and then get back off the plane and get in a cab.
43:11 Drew As long as it's at the jetway.
43:12 Adam But what I'm saying is, when things are going good, you don't have as many of these and when you're at a low point, you grab on to people with both hands.
43:20 Drew Yeah.
43:20 Adam Remember that feeling of being a little bit low, your girlfriend dumped you, you had a little dry spell, you ran into someone at a bar and it's like you grabbed on with both hands.
43:29 Drew Life preserver.
43:30 Adam I get that vibe from Nicole's. Met a guy for 12 hours and she's clinging with both hands.
43:35 Drew Right.
43:35 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. The beautiful and talented and versatile. Do a little lamb chop for us Angelica.
43:44 Caller Okay baby.
43:44 Adam All right.
43:45 Caller We'll be right back.
43:46 Adam Yeah. Angelica Bridges is here. We'll be back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Our guest is Angelica Bridges. She is on the cover of Playboy, the one that is out on newsstands as we speak. And you should go get it, because she probably has a little bonus thing in her contract where she gets a little bump if she sells over X amount of copies. So it wouldn't be a bad idea to go out and get that. And even if she doesn't, it just looks good on the resume to outsell all those other bitches that are on those covers. Right, Drew? Yeah. That's what I said.
45:03 You want a blowjob or you want a girlfriend?
45:05 Adam We just had a... Who was that?
45:07 Angelica Bridges Who was that?
45:08 Adam Oh, that was Capri.
45:10 Drew Oh.
45:10 Adam Yeah, Capri. She was very hot about a year and a half ago. But I put a curse on her career because she was a bitch and she wouldn't help me out with something that I wanted her to do.
45:19 Angelica Bridges Oh, no.
45:20 Adam And what's Capri up to now? Hmm.
45:23 Angelica Bridges Caprice.
45:24 Adam Don't even know the name, do you? She's just doing nothing.
45:27 This guy is sick.
45:29 Adam All right. Where the hell were we? You know, something funny. Now, I won't tell anybody where you live, but we were just talking to Angelica during the break. And it turns out that she lives in the house of my first girlfriend. She lives in her house. I said where she lived, I could describe that house.
45:48 Angelica Bridges Yeah, exactly.
45:49 Adam And I can get in, too. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
45:52 Drew Is that the one where you broke in? I'm sure you can. Wait a minute. Is that the one where you broke in and hid in the closet?
45:57 Adam No.
45:57 Drew While they were out sunning themselves? No.
46:01 Adam That was another house. Wow.
46:03 Drew What was that?
46:04 Adam Well, first off, the girl whose house that Angelica lives in now, who was my first girlfriend, that's the girl who said when I was in the seventh grade, when she called me and she said, it's between you and my buddy Chris. I don't know how that worked with the boyfriend and girlfriends when you could announce that stuff. Like I've narrowed it down to two candidates, but you could in the seventh grade. She goes, it's between you and Chris and Adam, I chose you. Then she paused and she went, all of my friends think I'm nuts. Talk about a bittersweet victory. Did you really have to tag on the all my friends think I'm nuts part? What decorum is that? Now, it's like me, her, and her friends are all going out the next week and it's like, all right.
46:53 Drew That was the very first time you said, I beg your pardon.
46:56 Caller How dare you? I yelled.
46:59 Adam No, I was so elated that she picked. That was the last and only woman to pick me over my buddy, Chris. So it was nice. The sunning trapped in the house story, that was another house up in the Studio City Hill. So I'll tell that story some other time, Drew. It's a good story. You remind me to tell.
47:18 Drew I can't remember it.
47:19 Adam All right. But the point is, is Angelica lives in my house. It's scary.
47:24 Angelica Bridges The house you've been in so many times.
47:25 Adam I've been in a house a thousand times. I almost burnt that house down.
47:28 Angelica Bridges No. If you did, I wouldn't be there right now.
47:31 Adam I almost burnt that thing down to the ground.
47:34 Drew What?
47:34 Angelica Bridges What did you do?
47:35 Drew Fireworks.
47:36 Angelica Bridges Fire.
47:36 Adam No. It's a weird story that's somewhat embarrassing.
47:41 Drew When we get back.
47:42 Adam I will take a call. And then in the next hour, I'll tell you how I almost burned down Angelica's house. Yeah. Michelle, I mean, smoke pouring out of it.
47:51 Drew Nice.
47:52 Adam Yeah.
47:52 Drew And then the sunning story.
47:54 Adam Right. All right. Michelle.
47:56 Drew Hello.
47:57 Adam You're 19.
47:58 Drew Yeah.
47:58 Adam What's up?
47:59 Caller I just want to know if you don't get a yeast infection treated, what will happen like the long-term effects?
48:07 Drew You can feel pretty awful, right?
48:09 Caller Actually, I'm not sure if I actually have it. I just-
48:13 Drew Well, if you really have it, it itches and it burns and it feels terrible. And it's not the kind of thing that's going to harm you over a long period of time. It can be pretty uncomfortable.
48:23 Adam All right. There you go.
48:25 Drew What does she have?
48:25 Adam Oh, who cares? She asked her question, gave her the answer. Get yourself checked. Pick a quick call here, Drew. See if we can squeeze another one. Talk to Dave is 28. Dave?
48:36 Hey, how are you guys doing?
48:37 Adam Good. How are you doing?
48:37 All right. A couple of weeks ago, Dr. Drew mentioned, I just came into the show when he mentioned that he has recurring dreams of his teeth falling out.
48:45 Drew I used to, yeah.
48:46 Used to, okay. Well, I get that about once a week, sometimes more, but what was your definition of that?
48:52 Drew My definition?
48:53 Well, my dream definition, what does it mean or what is it?
48:57 Drew What's the cause? It's usually you're grinding your teeth.
48:59 Adam Oh, really? And that's what you dream about?
49:01 Drew Yeah, and it's thought of as a sign of being anxious and that it gets transmitted. It's just anxiety.
49:07 Adam So, again, you have anxiety, you grind your teeth, and then you start dreaming about your teeth.
49:11 Can this be dentally damaging, then?
49:15 Drew Bruxism, which is grinding the teeth, can. It can predispose you to headaches and temporal mandibular joint syndrome, things like that.
49:20 Angelica Bridges But you can get a mouth guard for that, right?
49:22 Drew Yeah. Usually, it happens more in proximity to when you're actually losing your teeth, like adolescence, that sort of thing, when that was not so long ago.
49:30 Adam All right. Make good times there, Dave. Yeah. Whether those mouth guards, they're like a mouthpiece, like for football?
49:36 Drew Football, yeah.
49:37 Adam Yeah.
49:38 Angelica Bridges Plastic.
49:38 Adam I'd swallow that thing, and then I have to pass it and clean it off and put it in my mouth again.
49:42 Drew Do it again, yeah.
49:43 Adam It'd be a vicious cycle.
49:44 Drew What's the problem?
49:45 Adam I'd have to put a string on it and tie it to the nightstand, because I would swallow that thing and have to fish it out.
49:50 Angelica Bridges No, but they make them so tight, perfectly molded to each and every tooth and every groove in your mouth that it just-
49:57 Adam You got one?
49:57 Angelica Bridges Yeah, I grind my teeth.
49:59 Adam I'll tell you, I keep that thing in for the oral sex.
50:01 Angelica Bridges It gives you headaches and pain and pain.
50:03 Drew You get the teeth spitting out dreams and stuff?
50:05 Angelica Bridges No, I don't have any of those dreams. I just grind my teeth, so I have the mouth guard.
50:10 Adam Yeah.
50:10 Drew Commercial.
50:11 Adam I was thinking about swinging by the house, the old house. Yeah.
50:15 Angelica Bridges Come on by.
50:16 Adam Yeah, I'll show you where I started the fire. All right, we'll tell you about that story with Angelica Bridges after this.
50:23 Drew All right, guys, here's the deal.
50:25 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
50:28 Caller One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.
50:31 Drew 877-889-DATE.
50:33 Caller Call the Dateline.
51:19 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-LOVE-191. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight.
51:29 And Lambchop, don't forget me.
51:31 Adam And her friend Lambchop. You know her from Baywatch and about a thousand TV shows, and now currently on the cover of the November issue of Playboy. So you're definitely gonna want to see that. Angelica happens to live in the house that my first girlfriend lived in way back in the day. And I was gonna tell you the story about almost burning the house down, which is a strange story. But here's the thing, and Angelica will back me up on this. This young lady's father is the kind of dude that you are scared of now, and you really were scared of when you were 15 and a half, or 16. The guy's like half Israeli, half Pitbull. And he was just like coming in and started yelling, in a crazy Israeli accent, scaring everybody. One of these members-only jacket guys. So he, what happened was, me and my buddy Chris, again, coincidentally, this is years after we went out. So now what happened is, is we went out, like when it's in the seventh grade, and then she was kind of like awkward and dorky, and then she got super hot. Right. So she dumped me. And then for the rest of the time I knew her, she was like super hot, but she wouldn't have anything to do with me. So we're just kind of friends.
52:54 Caller It really sucked.
52:55 Adam So we're over there, and we're going to go in the swimming pool and stuff. And her folks were out, and she was like, I got to run some errands. I got to do this. I got to do that. Can I trust you two alone in the house? Oh. Oh, yeah. You might as well just had a couple of ferrets on a cappuccino.
53:12 Drew Was she always had an awful judgment?
53:15 Adam Well, not after this. She knew better after this. So she left us alone in the house, and we said, we're going to stay outside and go in the pool and hang loose. You know, it's funny, that hang loose posture you have when people are leaving.
53:26 Caller Yeah, no, no, no, no, no problem. We're just out here.
53:29 Adam We may go in the house to use the bathroom or something, but we'll be hanging by the pool. Soon as they leave, it's like flying into the house. Sliding around the corner, opening drawers, looking for pantheas and stuff, you know. And so we're just running around the house and we run into this pot of wax. It's like the kind of wax that women use to wax their legs. And it's just in a pot, just like in almost one of those little camping pots. And it's filled about three inches worth of this hard wax. And we're looking at this thing and we're like sniffing it. We're like monkeys, you know. And we're both intrigued. What is this? I think it's wax. I think it's that waxing wax, that hair pulling wax. Let's melt it. So we're like looking at you and we go, well, let's cook it up. Oh, no you didn't. And like what? Well, we'll take that little part of our eyebrow out in the middle and we'll use this wax. Yeah. It just sounded like a plan. I don't even know what kind of excess hair we had at 15 or 16, but it just seemed like here's this wax. It's calling our name. Let's throw it on the stove. So we go to throw it. We throw it on the stove. And it's hard as rock, this wax. And we look at it and we go, well, this is going to take a good 20 minutes. So we turn the flame all the way out and we go out to the pool. And we're lying around the pool. Before we know it, we see smoke coming out because what happened is the wax actually caught on fire and it's just really black. It's that sooty kind of smoke where the smoke settles on things. It's like, you ever burn plastic and it actually releases little particles that then settle on everything. So the whole house, and we come into the house and this thing's flaming. It's three feet high and the stove is burned and the hood fan above it's charcoal black and the kitchen curtains are black and smoke's pouring out everywhere. And we're like, holy Christ, we got to clean this up. But each time we wipe something, it just smears it black.
55:25 Drew It's like the cat in the hat.
55:26 Adam It's like soot everywhere. So I'm in the kitchen. We got all the windows open.
55:30 Drew I think one and two went to work.
55:31 Adam We got all the windows open. We're trying to air the house out. We're cleaning and each time we clean, a minute later, the stuff settles down again and leaves this trail of soot. And we're freaking out because this chick's dad is like a maniac and he's going to kill us if he sees this. And she's not even there. And while I'm standing in the kitchen.
55:48 Drew He walks in.
55:49 Adam Yes. Now you know. No. No. This is even better. This is out of a movie. Angelica, you know where your kitchen is. And you know how your kitchen window faces the street.
55:58 Angelica Bridges Yes. Well, yeah. I have a big fence around the house.
56:00 Adam Oh, okay.
56:01 Angelica Bridges Yes. I used to.
56:02 Adam With guard turrets. But the point is, the fence wasn't there.
56:05 Angelica Bridges Right.
56:05 Adam And this guy pulls in his El Camino, by the way. He pulls right in front of the kitchen window and stops his car in the street. And he's about 10 feet away from me. And the window is wide open. And I'm looking at him. And my buddy Chris is looking at him. And Chris looks at me and goes, I'm out of here. And he takes off. He hides. He actually hides. He was so scared. He couldn't go out the front door.
56:30 Drew He just hid in the house.
56:31 Adam And I'm standing there. And this guy opens the car door and start, you know, like he's heading in the house. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm dead. I'm dead. And he stands up and he yells through the window at me. He sees you. He yells, Where's where's Esti? He yells. And I'm like, She's not here. He goes, OK. And he gets back in his car and takes off. And I'm like, oh, my God.
56:54 Oh, my God.
56:55 Adam He came to his house, but he didn't come in.
56:57 Angelica Bridges Oh, I'm surprised he didn't come in.
56:59 Adam And I opened, you know, now I'm searching the house and there's Chris. He's like hiding.
57:03 Angelica Bridges Closet.
57:03 Adam He's hiding in a closet. Would you get your ass out here? I can't believe you hid. So I'm like, we got to clean this place up. So we're cleaning as fast as we can. And now here's where the trouble comes in. The main problem is the hood vent above the stove where the fire was is pitch black, full of soot. And we're going, what can we clean this with? And Chris opens up the cabinet and he hands me thing and it's easy off.
57:28 Drew Oven cleaner.
57:29 Adam Oven cleaner, he says. Oven cleaner. I said, perfect. This is just what the doctor ordered. And I spray it all over that avocado metal colored and I wipe my hand across it in a big white paint because my hand is like avocado color and I'm like oh my god, we are so screwed now. Now we're screwed because this we cannot fix. We cannot clean this. We've done damage now. And so we take the pot and stuff it in the bottom of the garbage, do the best we can, we split. Because we couldn't be there when someone in. Then I got home and the phone rang and it was her mom. And it was that great tense moment. I was like, what went on here? And you'd give that, what are you talking about? Lame thing, there's a fire in their house. And she just starts going off because they just remodeled the house and she's like, so you know the super particular people and she's just going, she's just going insane, insane.
58:31 Drew To you or to your mom?
58:32 Adam To me, to me. Oh, and she's yelling, let me talk to your mom, let me talk to your dad, where are they?
58:37 You're ashamed of yourself.
58:38 Adam And I'm doing, I'm pulling the move, I pulled many times in my life with faculty and everyone else, they're not home, they're not, my dad's sitting in the next room in the newsroom, he's not here, he's not here.
58:47 Drew He hears you saying that, and he's like, oh yeah, my boy.
58:51 Adam And you know how when people, especially crazy chicks go way over the top, this is, we need a new vent, hood vent, we need a new stove, we need new curtains, the tile is on the countertops, you know, they just, it was like a whole, Remod she was going through, it's like cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, my deadbeat family has no money, I'm going insane, so I'm just like trying to smooth it over as best I can, I hang up the phone after an hour, on the phone with this crazy woman, and the next day the girl calls and she goes, I'm going out to my grandmother's house in like Cerritos or Pasadena or somewhere far away and I want you to come with me, it's the least you could do. And I said, why? Just to keep me company for the ride and I said, no, okay, well, all right, come over and pick me up. She said, all right, I'll be there in half hour. So I said, oh yeah, honk the horn, I'll come out. She pulls up my driveway, she honks the horn, I come bounding out of the house, her mom is sitting in the passenger seat of the car with her, and I'm like, holy Christ, I got to drive to Cerritos with these crazy bitches trying to kill me. So anyway, smoothed it all over on the ride to Cerritos, and never ended up paying for a thing. Meanwhile, a cowardly Chris missed all of this, hiding. Like a coward. So that was in Angelica Bridges' house, by the way, about 20 years ago. Thank you. See, a little history there.
1:00:11 Caller It is.
1:00:12 Adam Ryan?
1:00:13 Angelica Bridges Every time I walk in the kitchen now.
1:00:15 Adam Yep. Look out there at one near, picture me looking right into the face of death. But how is it that he didn't come into his own house after going through his house?
1:00:25 Drew He knew who you were though. He recognized you.
1:00:27 Adam Yeah. But he kept driving.
1:00:29 Angelica Bridges He went to go get her and skin her alive.
1:00:32 Adam But he wasn't mad at the time. He didn't know what was going on.
1:00:35 Drew He just stopped by.
1:00:36 Adam He stopped by, saw the window wide open, saw me standing there like flapping my arms trying to get the smoke out and just looked and said, where's Esti? Not here. Okay. Gets in the car and keeps going. I was like, my heart was beating like a pigeon. Ryan?
1:00:52 Caller Yeah.
1:00:52 Adam You're 15?
1:00:54 Drew Yeah.
1:00:54 Adam What's up?
1:00:56 Caller Like, I'm uncircumcised, so when I'm in the public shower, I like to see who's not circumcised and who is.
1:01:06 How gay are you?
1:01:07 Adam Right.
1:01:07 Drew And what do you want from us?
1:01:10 Caller I don't know how I could stop doing that, but I'm not gay.
1:01:15 Adam How much public showering do you do?
1:01:17 Caller Like not very many.
1:01:18 Adam All right.
1:01:19 Angelica Bridges I think it's okay to be curious.
1:01:21 Drew There's nothing wrong with that. You'll appreciate this. I had one of these very uncomfortable conversations with my daughter tonight. Oh, she goes, you know, I forget why I came, but she said, you know, mommy was watching this movie with Ben. You know, he's a rabbi and the other guy's a priest. It was Ken Norton and Ben Stiller.
1:01:38 Adam Yeah.
1:01:39 Drew And she goes, yeah. And they were taking this baby. Well, I know what it was. Some balloons landed in our backyard. Said, Felice, you know, thank you. Happy baptism, basically. Right. And she goes, what's all this? You know, these religious ceremonies. And she goes, yeah, they're watching this movie. And there's this priest and this other guy. And they were they took a baby out and they did this thing to him. They cut something off of him. And the one guy passed out. And what's this all about?
1:02:01 Caller Oh, yeah.
1:02:03 Drew And we got into it.
1:02:04 Adam Oh, you told her.
1:02:05 Drew Oh, yeah.
1:02:06 Adam Chopped the penis.
1:02:07 Drew Oh, and she goes, she goes, I am so happy I'm not a boy. Did you do that to Douglas and Jordan?
1:02:13 Adam Oh, well, not personally, but a friend doing it. He gave me a break. All right. And by the way, it's not, it's not Ken Norton.
1:02:21 Drew He was, I mean, yeah, yeah.
1:02:22 Adam Ken Norton was an ex-heavyweight contender. Who's the Norton? Who's the actor Norton?
1:02:29 Drew Ed Norton.
1:02:29 Adam Not bad. Close to Ken. Brian?
1:02:33 Yeah.
1:02:33 Adam You're 22?
1:02:34 Caller Yeah. I don't know. I just have a quick question here. I'm 22 and my wonderful girlfriend, she's 28. And I've been seriously pondering the idea of marriage. And I want to know if you guys foresee any problems in the age difference there. She's been married already. She's technically my first relationship.
1:03:00 Adam Yeah.
1:03:00 Drew That's more what I'm hearing here. The age thing is not an issue. What's an issue here is you're sort of...
1:03:09 Adam He's not going anywhere. I mean, he's not getting laid.
1:03:11 Drew Yeah, but the fact that he's sort of...
1:03:13 Caller I'm not getting laid. We have sex every night. Sex is actually very great. In fact, there's only one thing about...
1:03:19 Adam Hold on. That's like nerd guy who's getting laid for the first time.
1:03:23 Drew Right. That's the point you're making.
1:03:25 Adam Yeah, that's my point. Yeah. Go ahead, Brian.
1:03:28 Caller Anyways, I was just saying that the sex is great, except for she won't have anal sex with me. Besides that, you know, it's great. How dare she?
1:03:36 Caller How dare her?
1:03:37 Adam But listen, Brian, I'm not saying you're not currently getting laid. What I'm saying is... Where else? I'm... Drew was about to make a case for this guy needs to sow his oats.
1:03:48 Drew Not sow his oats, but he needs some judgment.
1:03:51 Adam My case was what oats?
1:03:53 Drew Yeah.
1:03:53 Adam That's what I'm saying. He found himself a woman. He's in love. Why not?
1:03:57 Drew I'm more concerned that he can't... That A, that he would... If he's sensing there's a problem, that he would blame it on age.
1:04:04 Caller No, no. Actually, no. I was really curious. Because see how our relationship started was, I was like... I lived in Seattle. I lived in downtown Seattle. I made really good money. So every weekend I went out with a different girl. Got laid quite a bit, in fact. Oh, really? The thing is, the thing is, is none of them really did it for me as a whole. And when I started dating, my girlfriend just kind of fell into place. Like our relationship just came really easy. I didn't have to like work to please anything or anything like that. I was just kind of curious and I wanted to get an unbiased opinion.
1:04:40 Drew Our unbiased opinion. That six years and somebody in their twenties is a peer. It's the same age.
1:04:46 Caller Okay.
1:04:47 Adam Yeah. She's your age. She's in your bracket. And by the way, why not? Because look, women live like eight years, nine years. It's probably going up longer than men. Men marry women that are eight, nine years younger than they are half the time. And then I got to go to my grandma's house and see her with all her female friends because all the husbands kicked off years ago. I mean, these women are having a second life without their partner. I mean, these guys, you know, these guys are, you know, they're like a 40 year old guy marries a 30 year old chick and the 30 year old chick kicks off at 90 and the 40 year old guy goes at 75 and she's got a she's got a long time.
1:05:33 Angelica Bridges Wow.
1:05:33 Adam You got, you know, 25 years.
1:05:35 Drew Or 30 years.
1:05:36 Adam Or whatever. I mean, it happens all the time. So, you know, mathematically, you should marry someone who's six, eight years older than you and you both die on the same day. And Drew, what is that with the quitting living stuff? I never want to say anything, but. What? You know, when you talk to people and you go, somebody was just telling me that his folks died. My good mutual friends folks both died. And you know, they give you this one, they go, well, you know, his mom died and his dad died six months later. He just gave up. And I'm thinking, what did he do? Put like a stake in his heart or something? No, he just quit living. And I'm thinking, I don't know how medically sound that is. I mean, do people just go, forget it? I think I'm going to stop my own heart now.
1:06:21 Drew No, but they can get depressed.
1:06:23 Adam They get depressed.
1:06:24 Drew And then you are at risk of more illness. Yeah.
1:06:27 Adam Yeah.
1:06:27 Angelica Bridges Animals do that, too.
1:06:29 Drew They do. I remember thinking about chimpanzees.
1:06:31 Angelica Bridges Yeah. If they're made dyes, they...
1:06:32 Adam What kind of chimps? Like a spider monkey?
1:06:35 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
1:06:37 Drew The chimpanzee will lie down on the grass depressed and just waste away. They just die.
1:06:42 Adam Well, yeah. I mean, if you don't eat and stuff. No, that kind of stuff, you get stepped on by buffalo.
1:06:47 Drew Yeah, or an elephant or something.
1:06:48 Adam But I mean, this guy's just sitting around watching ESPN2 when he kicks off six months later. I understand that may have been a factor.
1:06:54 Drew There's even a weirder thing is that... I see this all the time. Men in their 70s, within six months of retiring, pow, something weird happens.
1:07:02 Adam Yeah.
1:07:03 Drew All the time. Right.
1:07:04 Adam Your dad feeds you that line so you never stop working.
1:07:07 Drew No, no. I've seen that a bunch of times.
1:07:10 Adam Yeah, not me. I'm retired now.
1:07:12 Drew Yeah, well, there you go.
1:07:13 Adam Uh-oh, six months. Brian? Hello? You're 18?
1:07:18 Caller Yeah, I'm 18. Actually, I have three questions to go around for you guys. But basically, the question I have is a friend at work I was working with today said that he was actually looking at my chest and he said that there was some hair, because I'm a pretty hairy guy, and he said that it's pretty, you know, it's a good idea to shave your chest. And then he kind of got in a conversation and said it's a good idea, you know, to keep it pretty short down in the testicle area. And I was wondering...
1:07:43 Drew What was the sort of frame of reference for pretty good? What does that mean? I mean, he enjoys the visual or it's healthy?
1:07:50 Caller Or what is it?
1:07:51 Angelica Bridges Or girls like it?
1:07:51 Drew Girls like it?
1:07:52 Adam A fair amount of hair, I think, is what he said.
1:07:54 Caller He said that girls like it extremely.
1:07:56 Drew Girls like it when you don't have so much hair.
1:07:58 Caller Well, yeah, actually, I got a pretty good afro going down there, so...
1:08:01 Adam Yeah, well, listen...
1:08:02 Drew Girls prefer a little grooming, is what you're saying, right?
1:08:05 Caller Yeah, and...
1:08:05 Adam It's the look.
1:08:06 Caller He was talking about, you know, seriously, like, get it down to, like, you know, porn star level where it's, you know, really down cut.
1:08:12 Angelica Bridges And the baby oil? No, I'm kidding.
1:08:13 Adam Yeah.
1:08:14 Angelica Bridges Porn star, had to throw that in there.
1:08:16 Adam It'll grow back, I mean, it might as well. All right, so we're with you on that one. And by the way, if you're a hairy guy at 18, look out, because it's coming. Keep coming.
1:08:26 Angelica Bridges Only getting worse.
1:08:28 Drew Haven't we made the point, though, that shaving is not so much the issue as the pruning?
1:08:32 Adam Yes. Prune and groom, but do not shave.
1:08:34 Drew Yeah, so you want to get the clippers.
1:08:37 Caller Like hedge clippers or?
1:08:39 Drew Well, in Adam's case.
1:08:40 Angelica Bridges A lawn mower.
1:08:41 Adam What kind of tools? Yeah, back hoe, propane-powered slab grinder.
1:08:44 Angelica Bridges John Deere tractor.
1:08:45 Adam Reciprocating saw, de-handled whole hog.
1:08:48 Caller Well, I mean, if I were to, obviously, I'm not going to, you know, shave them with like a razor or anything, but what, like, just like some regular, like, you know, like, scissors that you use to cut your hair?
1:08:55 Adam Yeah, like a good, like, hypoid saw, 7.25 blade will work.
1:08:59 Drew You can get those little hand-held shavers, like, you know, the military would use to give a crew cut.
1:09:03 Adam Listen, genius, you ever been to the barber?
1:09:06 Caller Yeah.
1:09:07 Adam What do they use?
1:09:08 Caller They use, like, the little buzz cutters.
1:09:09 Adam There you go.
1:09:10 Drew You get one of those.
1:09:12 Adam I don't know about anything. Look how retarded you gotta be. You got pubic hair, you got hair in your head, you want to clip them. What do you think, you use a blowtorch on your nuts and use the buzzer on your hair? You get that little buzzer thing. I got one, you know, it's nice, you get the battery one. You get that right up your ass, you don't have to worry about the cord getting caught up tying your nuts. I almost lost my nuts once the cord got wrapped around my nuts.
1:09:37 Drew I want to get the visual here. I know. Is you bending over in front of a mirror?
1:09:41 Adam Well, here's what happens. I was using the corded one.
1:09:46 Drew Painting that one.
1:09:47 Adam I was moving around in a circular motion. I was trying to get up in the canyon over there, and the cord got tied around my sack and I slipped on the wet tile, and I almost pulled my nuts off.
1:10:01 Drew Oh no.
1:10:01 Adam Almost took the nuts right off.
1:10:04 Angelica Bridges Now, if you shave, it's going to be itchy when it goes back on your little package, right?
1:10:08 Adam That's right. Little is right, sister. Don't you forget it. Give me a little lamp shop. Say that.
1:10:15 Caller Don't shave, you'll be itchy.
1:10:19 Drew Don't put baby oil either. We decided last night that Adam has much too much scrotum.
1:10:25 Adam Yeah.
1:10:25 Drew Really? We were going to make a drum set out of it last night.
1:10:29 Adam I was going to go where there's a scrotum tuck. Well, you know when morbidly obese people have those procedures where they get all the surgery.
1:10:38 Drew Yeah, there's still some panacea left behind.
1:10:40 Angelica Bridges Like Barney Wilson got his stomach shaved.
1:10:42 Adam They lose like 250 pounds and then they got all that extra skin.
1:10:45 Drew It's called an apron.
1:10:46 Angelica Bridges Where does it go?
1:10:46 Adam They got an apron.
1:10:47 Drew Apron with panacea.
1:10:48 Adam Right.
1:10:48 Angelica Bridges Something with it.
1:10:49 Adam I got that in my scrotum. I got to cut that off and we're going to make bongos.
1:10:53 Drew We talked about the bongos. The ones we pull way down.
1:10:56 Adam Stretch it over.
1:10:57 Drew That would be nice.
1:11:00 Caller Well, back to the point.
1:11:01 Adam John? Hello? John, you're 24. What's up?
1:11:05 Caller First of all, I just want to say I listen to the show every night. I get off work pretty late. You guys are awesome. I'm having a great time listening to it. Angelica, too, if you ever want to make some babies, spider monkey sounds and dress like Little Bo Peep, I can pay you an ice cream.
1:11:19 Drew Do you work somewhere that gives ice cream?
1:11:22 Caller Where do you work? I work, I sell snowboarding trips for a living.
1:11:28 Caller Sell snowboarding trips.
1:11:29 Caller That's off topic.
1:11:30 Adam Hold on, Drew, shut up. He's going to buy her some ice cream. That's what he's saying, you idiot.
1:11:36 Caller I'll find a place to get it. I'm resourceful enough to get ice cream if she's going to come over and make little-
1:11:39 Adam Absolutely.
1:11:42 Caller Also, I had a comment about the remedy for the guy that wet the bed with the alarm clock.
1:11:47 Adam Yeah.
1:11:48 Caller Actually, that happened. My roommate was kind of a chronic, drunken bed wetter. It became a problem for us too, like my girlfriend and I, we couldn't- it was kind of embarrassing to have him in the room. Every time he got wasted, we would have to try and wake him up. It was just a pain in the ass, but it worked. We used an alarm clock, like you said, and we'd wake him up. The problem is, it would wake us up too. I have to, since he was so drunk, I have to get over there and slug him and wake him up and get him to the bathroom. But it was a huge pain. But it worked. It worked. It definitely worked. That's not my question. My question is, I'm dating a girl now and she's 21 and we can go out for a couple of months, and everything is pretty good, but we're not having sex. In my last few relationships, they all involved sex. This is the first one that has it. Her previous relationships have, but she just recently stopped. I'm wondering, she kind of busted the whole Christianity thing. All of a sudden, she became this Christian. I'm wondering, is it a trust issue with me, or do you think it's from her past boyfriend that she got hurt from?
1:12:54 Drew She's laying her religion on you, or she's using that suddenly as the reason she can't engage in a physical contact?
1:13:02 Caller She's not a full-fledged Christian. She just recently started going to church more and she never preaches to me. But she uses that as a scapegoat. Like, well, now I'm a Christian and I can't do that. She's not that serious about it. She still goes out and parties and that's fun. But the sex issue is just not happening. I'm wondering what I can do to...
1:13:23 Adam How many months has it been?
1:13:26 Caller We've only gone out for two months.
1:13:28 Drew Did she have a bunch of boyfriends before you?
1:13:31 Caller No. She dated a few guys.
1:13:34 Drew She wasn't real active.
1:13:35 Caller Sex is fairly new to her. I don't want to like... I'm not dating her just to have sex with her. It's definitely a bonus, you know, but I want to like figure out what I can do and try and get around that and try not to...
1:13:48 Adam What does she give you? Does she give you anything?
1:13:50 Caller Yeah. I'm satisfied in other ways.
1:13:52 Adam No. I'm talking about like a hand job. Oh yeah. She does?
1:13:56 Caller Everything else is good.
1:13:57 Adam Everything else? You got a BJ? Oh yeah. I could hang with that for a while.
1:14:02 Caller Yeah. I'm doing one right now.
1:14:04 Adam FYI.
1:14:04 Drew She's doing it right now?
1:14:06 Caller No. I'm kidding. Oh God.
1:14:07 Do you want a blow job or do you want a girlfriend?
1:14:10 Adam Let's see. World famous Capri. She's going places. She came in here so full of herself. Remember that Capri? Now no one knows who she is. God bless America. I hope that we never hear from that bitch again.
1:14:23 Oh my God.
1:14:25 Adam She's just a pain in our ass. All right. So look. I don't know. He's been with her for a couple of months. He's getting the BJs.
1:14:32 Drew Relax.
1:14:33 Angelica Bridges I know. I think you're fine.
1:14:34 Drew You like her. You don't.
1:14:35 Angelica Bridges Don't. Don't.
1:14:36 Drew Respect her religious.
1:14:37 Angelica Bridges Don't.
1:14:37 Adam Right. And don't make her think you're working some kind of angle. I mean, if you really, you know, you can discuss it with her. Tell her you're serious about her. I mean, here's an angle a guy can work every once in a while. It never worked for me. But I always thought it sounded good on paper, which is, look, sure, I'm a guy, sure I'm horny, sure I lust after you. But, you know, it also it's a way of us moving the relationship along and feeling closer and kind of bonding. And it's been a couple of it's been a couple of months. And I would like to move. I'm very serious about you. And I want to be closer to you. So can I please hump you?
1:15:15 Drew That's sort of a trump card, though, that's scary for guys. That brings the big commitment word out.
1:15:19 Adam I know. But he is serious about her. And I think I mean, Angelica, if a guy worked that angle, it'd be like, yeah, it might work.
1:15:27 Angelica Bridges And you just have to give it time, because it's only been two months, and I know you guys have been sexually active before. But you know, maybe she jumped the gun. Maybe, I mean, coming from a girl's perspective, she started having sex with you maybe too soon. So now she's kind of having, I mean, I, that's a definite, yeah. And no, I mean, she's having doubts about maybe starting a sexual relationship too quickly. And if you just kind of are more her friend and let it, you know, take things slowly, then she'll probably start again when she gets more comfortable.
1:15:55 Adam You know, don't do that weird angry beat off thing that guys do like, you know, where the chick sleeps over and you don't get, you don't get sex, so you start beating off.
1:16:05 Drew Oh, right there.
1:16:06 Adam And they're like, what are you doing? I have to, I'm sorry.
1:16:10 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
1:16:10 Adam You forced me to touch myself. Are you proud?
1:16:13 Angelica Bridges It's all your fault.
1:16:14 Adam I'm not proud of what I'm doing, but I must do it. It's a medical, it's an emergency, medical necessity all caused by you.
1:16:22 Angelica Bridges I'll die if I don't.
1:16:23 Adam Enjoy. All right. Give me just a little taste of the lamb chop before we head out.
1:16:28 Caller Okay.
1:16:30 Angelica Bridges Don't do that when the girl's in bed.
1:16:32 Caller It's very naughty.
1:16:34 Angelica Bridges Wait till she leaves and get into it.
1:16:37 Adam We'll be back after this.
1:16:43 Caller I'm back in a minute.
1:17:10 Yeah, this is Slash, and you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline.
1:17:16 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Angelica Bridges is our guest.
1:17:22 Lamb Chop.
1:17:24 Adam It's a great voice. I'll tell you.
1:17:26 Angelica Bridges I've got a lot more where that came from.
1:17:29 Adam You married? You got a boyfriend or something?
1:17:30 Angelica Bridges No, I'm totally single.
1:17:32 Adam No, you are not.
1:17:32 Angelica Bridges No, I am.
1:17:34 Adam No way.
1:17:35 Angelica Bridges I promise you, I'm not even dating anyone right now.
1:17:38 Adam You're going out with like the Sultan of Bernard or something?
1:17:42 Angelica Bridges I'm very picky. You're picky?
1:17:44 Adam You don't like anybody?
1:17:46 Angelica Bridges Well, no one's floating my boat right now, so to speak. So I'm going to wait. I think timing is everything.
1:17:54 Adam What are you looking for in a guy?
1:17:56 Angelica Bridges Someone to make me laugh. And someone that has a great sense of humor and someone intelligent and very self-confident. That's important.
1:18:06 Adam I am? Yeah. I'm more man than you can handle, so I'm going to move on. It's not ever worth it. Self-confidence. And I know the floor plan of your house. I mean, you can really get around in that place.
1:18:18 Drew I think how handy it would be in that house, too.
1:18:20 Angelica Bridges Tell me about that.
1:18:21 Adam Oh, my god. What I can do. What I can do with some plywood. All right. So, really, nobody, huh?
1:18:28 Angelica Bridges Nobody.
1:18:30 Adam Now, here's the thing. Like, would you just date? I know you're going to say yes, but really think about it.
1:18:35 Angelica Bridges A normal guy?
1:18:36 Adam Yeah. Did you just go out with a normal guy?
1:18:37 Angelica Bridges Yeah. I mean, that's what I would actually prefer.
1:18:41 Adam Good.
1:18:42 Angelica Bridges Than to date someone that's in the public eye. It doesn't really appeal to me.
1:18:47 Adam I don't understand the dating, the famous person thing. It sounds like a colossal pain in the ass. Do you know what I mean? I mean, they're traveling all the time. You have people hitting on them all the time.
1:18:59 Angelica Bridges Forget about it.
1:19:00 Adam All the tabloid stuff.
1:19:01 Caller No thanks.
1:19:02 Adam It just...
1:19:03 Drew But it probably is what drives people to sort of become celebrity. And then they can bat what's called basking each other's narcissistic glow. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
1:19:11 Adam Yeah.
1:19:11 Angelica Bridges It doesn't sound healthy to me.
1:19:13 Drew No.
1:19:13 Angelica Bridges I don't know. It's not my cup of tea, really.
1:19:15 Adam So you could just... But now, what about your last boyfriend? Celebrity.
1:19:19 Angelica Bridges No. Normal.
1:19:21 Adam Normal guy? Producer?
1:19:22 Angelica Bridges No. No. Not even...
1:19:24 Adam In the business.
1:19:25 Angelica Bridges No. Not in the business.
1:19:26 Adam Regular business guy?
1:19:27 Angelica Bridges Yeah. Like just business.
1:19:29 Drew Sold out for now.
1:19:30 Angelica Bridges No. Not at all. Not at all.
1:19:33 Adam All right. All right. So you're looking for... Now, where would you get set up? Like, where would you meet a guy?
1:19:39 Angelica Bridges I don't know. I mean, I travel a lot. You would think that I would meet someone in Italy or Spain or, you know, just being in LA or out or at dinner or, you know, it's just strange.
1:19:52 Adam Now, do you have any, like, celebrity guys, like, calling your publicist, doing that weird publicist thing?
1:19:58 Angelica Bridges Yeah, it's happened.
1:19:59 Adam That's always weird. Yeah, who did that?
1:20:01 Angelica Bridges I'm not going to say.
1:20:02 Caller Well, why?
1:20:03 Angelica Bridges Because, you know, it happens. But honestly, you just know it's not going to work because...
1:20:09 Adam Because they told their publicist to call your publicist and ask them out for lunch?
1:20:13 Angelica Bridges You know, creating the dinosaur from DNA, it's not going to work. Jurassic Park is going to fail. I mean, it's just, you know, it's a funny way to look at it. You're creating something that is not, you know, it has to naturally happen.
1:20:27 Adam I just think it's a little, it's a little chicken-ass when they... here's what... listen everybody, here's what people do. They call their publicist, and a publicist is like a lawyer but stupid. They're horrible heinous vermin, these publicists. And what you do is you call your publicist and you go, hey, I was checking out Angelica Bridges' play one. She's like got a tight ass. And can you call her publicist and tell her it's me and tell her I'd like to go out to lunch? And then you just work it through the publicist. Oh my God, I needed one of them in high school. All right, let's see, let's get back. So no dating right now.
1:21:11 Angelica Bridges No, not at all.
1:21:13 Adam I don't believe it. Michelle, sense of humor. Wait, I'd like to see the next guy you go out with.
1:21:20 Angelica Bridges I would too.
1:21:21 Adam Probably some professional wrestler or something. Sense of humor my ass. You better be dating a schleppy comedian. That's who I'd like to see you with.
1:21:29 Drew No, I'm serious.
1:21:31 Angelica Bridges You know who I have a crush on?
1:21:32 Drew It's Gary Sandlin.
1:21:32 Angelica Bridges Jeff Corwin.
1:21:34 Drew The animal guy.
1:21:35 Caller You know, he's funny.
1:21:37 Drew How about the alligator man?
1:21:38 Angelica Bridges No, the Jeff Corwin guy because he's really funny and he's so quick and he's got that dry sense of humor.
1:21:44 Adam Wait a minute. Which one is that?
1:21:46 Drew He's not the crocodile hunter.
1:21:48 Adam He's the other guy? Oh, that cheeseball guy with the retarded sense of humor.
1:21:54 Angelica Bridges See? Are you proud of me because I like someone like that? Yes.
1:21:59 Adam He doesn't have a good sense of humor. You like the fact that he's talking to lizards.
1:22:02 Angelica Bridges No. He's funny. He's very funny.
1:22:07 Adam He's sort of animated and he hops from rock to rock.
1:22:10 Angelica Bridges Yeah.
1:22:10 Adam Oh, look what I got.
1:22:12 Angelica Bridges Oh, and this creature lives in the jungle.
1:22:14 Drew He's like the guy that, oh, oh, the guy from Car 57.
1:22:18 Adam Yeah. All right. All right. So you like him?
1:22:21 Angelica Bridges Yeah. So that's my type.
1:22:23 Adam Well, you like animals.
1:22:24 Angelica Bridges Yeah. I like that. There's nothing to do with animals.
1:22:27 Adam Okay. Your guy doesn't need to like animals?
1:22:29 Angelica Bridges No. It's okay.
1:22:30 Adam Okay. So I like to eat animals. That's my whole thing. But that's liking animals. I mean, that's loving them.
1:22:36 Caller Yeah. All right.
1:22:37 Adam Who are we going to talk to?
1:22:38 Caller Michelle over here?
1:22:39 Adam Michelle?
1:22:40 Caller Yeah.
1:22:40 Adam You're 21?
1:22:41 Caller Yes.
1:22:42 Adam What's going on?
1:22:43 Caller Okay. Ever since I was younger, I always thought that women's vaginas always look the same. As I got older, I realized that they don't.
1:22:51 Adam Are you reading from your diary?
1:22:53 Caller No.
1:22:53 Drew She's reading her script.
1:22:56 Caller Okay. Most of them, the outer lips cover the inner lips.
1:22:59 Drew Right.
1:23:00 Caller Mine is not like that.
1:23:01 Drew Right.
1:23:02 Caller And I know that it's not abnormal, and I've never had any complaints, but I'm really uncomfortable with it. Like I won't let a guy go down on me. I don't want a guy looking at me. Is there surgery that you can get?
1:23:13 Drew There actually is. I wouldn't recommend it, but there is such a thing.
1:23:17 Adam We actually had a guy on the show who was a doctor of vaginal rejuvenation, and he could do things like that. And there is plastic surgery for that, and it seemed to be fairly effective and not really cost that much. I was sort of surprised. Weren't you, Drew?
1:23:36 Drew Yeah.
1:23:37 Adam But I don't know. We didn't get to see too many before and afters.
1:23:40 Angelica Bridges I wouldn't want to mess with that. That's a very fragile area.
1:23:45 Drew Wasn't there a little conflict between the two kind of colleges we had in here? One was saying that you shouldn't mess with it, and it was not a standard for attractiveness.
1:23:53 Adam Right.
1:23:54 Drew The other was saying, I could do it. It will be okay.
1:23:56 Angelica Bridges Oh, no. Because when you think of those women in Africa, they get circumcised. Just thinking of being butchered or touched or sliced or cut in any way down there, that's not healthy. I don't care if you're having a professional do it. I just can't see anything.
1:24:09 Adam What would Lambchop say about vaginal rejuvenation?
1:24:12 Caller Don't do it.
1:24:14 Adam Okay. So there's Lambchop on vaginal rejuvenation. You should cut some PSAs. I know.
1:24:21 Drew Work for kids, too.
1:24:22 Before you drink.
1:24:23 Drew You drink these and go ahead.
1:24:25 Adam All right.
1:24:26 Caller Do you guys have the doctor's name?
1:24:28 Adam He was like Fujian Achara or something. Where was he from?
1:24:33 Drew He was out here.
1:24:34 Adam I know, but was he a Middle Eastern guy? Where was he from? He was from Nairobi or something.
1:24:39 Angelica Bridges I just have to tell her most men don't mind. It's a vagina of a vagina. And if they're into you, I mean, what do you guys think? Like that's not going to bother you, is it? I mean, there's so many girls shaped so differently, whatever. As long as it's clean and I mean, it's not... No, really though, you know what I mean? You guys don't care. It's a beautiful thing to you, whatever it looks like.
1:25:03 Adam We don't. And if I could hook up with someone who was self-conscious and I wouldn't have to go down on her, I'd be in hog heaven, it'd be great. Hey, Michelle, you know what you should do too is treat that thing like a guy treats a bald spot and just give it a comb over.
1:25:18 Drew Spray it with a black shoe polish?
1:25:19 Adam No, just grow the hair out just a little bit. Get the little fulmanchu going down there, the Chinaman's beard.
1:25:26 Drew Cover it?
1:25:26 Adam Yeah, cover it up a little bit.
1:25:28 Caller Well, I wax, but I don't think that's even possible. I mean, it's not that bad, but it's just I'm uncomfortable. I was never uncomfortable with it before until I realized that they look differently.
1:25:37 Angelica Bridges No, I don't think they do. I think, look at Playboy, you'll see so many different kinds of, you know, crotches.
1:25:47 Adam Kennedy told me Jenny McCarthy had one like that. Yeah, and then she said, don't say anything, I think.
1:25:53 Angelica Bridges Really?
1:25:54 Drew How did she know?
1:25:56 Adam You know, girls, they hanged, they went to like a spa together.
1:25:59 Angelica Bridges Suck my white balls. Oh, who was that?
1:26:01 Drew Yeah, it was Kennedy.
1:26:03 Adam Yeah, I mean, I think that's what she told me, but I can't remember. Well, listen, the point is-
1:26:08 Angelica Bridges Think of it as a flower coming out.
1:26:10 Adam That's right, many different flowers. It's like a rainforest down there, this. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Are we going to break? Yeah. Listen, guys are fine with that, right? Fine, we're fine, okay. For me, it's all about the sense of humor on a woman. Does she appreciate my sense of humor? That's what it all comes down to. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Angelica Bridges is here tonight and we'll find out more of what she wants in a man after this.
1:26:40 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.
1:27:22 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Oh, I forget about that phone number. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. She is currently on the cover of Playboy, November's issue, and going to be doing a Baywatch reunion show coming up soon. It's going to be on Fox in what, January?
1:27:42 Angelica Bridges Yes. Yeah. Made for TV movie.
1:27:44 Adam Are you filming that now?
1:27:46 Angelica Bridges We're getting ready to start shooting. They just had to do a few changes in the script. Right. Because of the sensitive time right now. There is some things in the script that involving planes. Yeah, basically. So they are just in the midst of rewriting.
1:28:00 Drew Now, speaking of being frolicking on the beach, you had a stunning story you were going to tell us.
1:28:05 Caller Oh, yeah.
1:28:06 Drew Come on.
1:28:07 Adam I'll be fast. I spent a lot of time talking about nothing tonight. But later, about the same time, I actually set Estes house on fire. About a year later, I was working for a liquor store delivering booze. Went on one of my booze runs in the liquor store station wagon, was driving up in the hills and was driving up in the studio City Hills here. Actually, the house I was living in the booze for was right next door, or a couple of houses away from this chick I knew. So I decided, we were just friends. She was cute, but we were just friends. So I figured it was like a Saturday, I figured I'd swing by and see what she was up to, surprise her. So it was one of these things where I knocked on the front door and the door swung open, like in the mystery movies. And I hear music faintly coming from the back of the house. So I start walking into the house and I'm looking around and I'm actually yelling the girl's name, looking around and I can't find her anywhere, but I hear this music and the house is sort of has a horseshoe shape and in the center is this sort of courtyard and I open a curtain and there she is with another chick who was a friend of mine, a friend of hers, she was totally hot and they're nude and they're sunbathing.
1:29:28 Angelica Bridges Oh, okay.
1:29:30 Drew Completely nude.
1:29:30 Adam Yeah, but their backs are to me, like you can see the back of their heads on the lounge chair and I'm up at the front of the house, so I'm like, oh, this is great. So I think if I loop around the house, walk down the hall and almost sort of pass them and then go to the very back where her mom's room is, you get a better view, hop up on the bureau, I'll look through the window and I'll be facing the front of them. So I start hustling around and I get to the mom's room and it took me a minute to navigate the house and get in the mom's room and open the curtain. As I stick my head up, I just see both their asses heading into the house, which essentially is now cut me off. I'm now trapped in the back of the house with the station wagon in the driveway full of clothes and they've headed in the house. I'm like, Holy Christ. So I realize the way the house is laid out, I'm cut off. There's no back door in the mom's bedroom and I'm now cut off. So I hide in a closet.
1:30:40 Drew You just jump into a closet.
1:30:40 Adam I jump into a closet and I start to bury myself with the clothing.
1:30:44 Angelica Bridges Didn't they see the station wagon in the driveway?
1:30:47 Adam No, they didn't go out to the driveway. They cut across to the center of the house and now they're in the living room.
1:30:53 Drew And you're in the closet.
1:30:54 Adam I'm in the closet.
1:30:55 Angelica Bridges Oh my God.
1:30:56 Adam So they decide to take a shower. Yeah, well one of them does. They were going to take turns because they were oiled up and stuff. That was great. So I'm in the closet. I can't really see what's going on in the shower but I can hear them in the bathroom and the shower is running.
1:31:10 Drew So they've now come into mom's room?
1:31:11 Adam They're using the bathroom that's off of mom's room, that's attached to mom's room.
1:31:15 Drew I was like, Holy Christ.
1:31:16 Adam I'm trapped. They're going to freak out. I mean, that's going to be a disaster.
1:31:19 Drew Did you think they'd open the closet and find you?
1:31:22 Adam I didn't know what to think. I'd spent a considerable amount of time in a closet in high school so I was pretty acquainted with the surroundings. You know, I was in countries the way I looked at it. I spent a lot of time there. Like a Vietnam vet had done four or five tours. You know. You're fine. So one of them gets into the shower and it's the one I don't know as well. And the other one whose house it is, who I'm a little chummier with, decides to head to another part of the house. So I think, okay. They're not both going to be in the shower at the same time. And the one who doesn't know me that well should be in the shower. If I run into someone, I should run into someone I know.
1:31:59 Drew Do they have their clothes on now?
1:32:00 Adam No. No. The one's in the shower, that one's naked walking around the front of the house. But mind you, I have to go past her to get to the front door. And she's somewhere in the house. I don't know where she is. I'm hoping she's in another part and I can skate past somehow. And I burst down the closet and I head down the hall. And as I head into the opening where the living room is, she's in the kitchen, but her back has turned to me. But I got to make it past this like 20-foot run to slide, to get to the front door. And I'm like, and she turns around and she's naked and she's screaming. Good. So I just kept going.
1:33:09 Drew Did you ever explain yourself?
1:33:11 Adam Yeah, I made it seem like I was concerned and I walked in and I was looking for them. It was a tough sell. Plus the booze was like, the old Yanta who was up in the hill was calling down the liquor store. Like, this guy is supposed to be here an hour. I was in the closet. I was just trapped in the house for almost an hour.
1:33:31 Angelica Bridges That is so funny.
1:33:33 Adam Ruling. Yeah, it's very tough on me.
1:33:35 Oh my God.
1:33:36 Adam Yeah, I'm passing now. I mean, therapy and the support of my family and Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. Did I get some mileage out of that when I got home? I had to take off early to go home and beat off. Oh no. I really did. I had to cut out early. Holly?
1:33:53 Yes.
1:33:54 Adam You're 40. What's up?
1:33:55 Hi. I'm just sitting here listening to your stories and laughing my a-hoff. I mean, I could tell you the same kind of stories, Adam, since we're about the same age. I could go on, but that's not why I called tonight. I just want to tell you that you are hilarious. I love you and Dr. Drew. I listen to you every night.
1:34:19 Adam Thanks.
1:34:20 Caller I was just calling because I do not know Angelica. I have a question for her. I just want to tell her that last night, I saw her on Craig Kilbourne. I think you're a very beautiful woman. I love the way you had your hair last night. Thank you. I've got it layered. Mine is layered. And it's about shoulder length now. But I'm trying to get it to grow out like that again. Because that was kind of around back in the 70s when I was a teenager.
1:34:55 Adam So you want to know how she grows her hair?
1:34:58 Caller Like telling me what I would tell my stylist, how she wears her hair?
1:35:04 Angelica Bridges Oh, just tell him you want it layered and feathered. Like when he's cutting it, you say you want it to be like fair faucets.
1:35:13 Oh, really? That's what you guys are on?
1:35:14 Angelica Bridges Yeah, and then they just go down the side and they share it with scissors and they layer it all the way down the side where it's going to feather all the way to the end of the length. You know, from your bangs, let your bangs come to about, maybe to your eye, and then the next, you know, where your ear is, a little bit shorter there and a little bit shorter and just have them layer it. Just tell them you want it like fair faucets. And then when it's straight, it doesn't look like 70s, but then when you want it to feather, it'll do that exactly. And you can do it really feathered or you can do it semi-feathered or just wear it straight.
1:35:46 Adam I always tell my hairdresser I want to look like Dorothy Hamill when I go in. I go, give me the Dorothy Hamill. And he always argues, Jose says that, he always says, you did not have the hair for that. And I go, listen, you do your job or you'll not get tipped and I'll deport your scrawny French ass. What happened to Jose? Aren't you Jose Ebert?
1:36:07 Angelica Bridges Oh yeah, he's still around.
1:36:08 Adam He's still around?
1:36:09 Angelica Bridges Absolutely.
1:36:09 Adam Wearing that cowboy hat with the pony tail. Somebody caught on to his act and realized he's an idiot. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back.
1:36:19 Caller All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.
1:36:24 Caller One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.
1:36:27 Drew 877-889-DATE.
1:37:06 Adam All right. Well, there you have it. That's a whole week of shows done, right?
1:37:11 Drew Yeah.
1:37:12 Adam Yeah. Hey, Lit and Ozzy Osbourne and Smash Mouth amongst others, and Tenacious D and Travis and Tony Hawk. We got a whole bunch of good people coming up. I want to thank Angelica Bridges for coming in here tonight. Doing her little lamb chop boys.
1:37:29 Thanks for having me.
1:37:31 Angelica Bridges Think about me tonight.
1:37:32 Caller Oh, yes.
1:37:34 Adam Surprising all of us saying she likes a guy with a sense of humor. I figured it would be just a guy, you know, with a coke, like a guy who was in a coke with a pinky ring or something, but it turns out a sense of humor is what she's into.
1:37:47 Caller Yeah. Love it.
1:37:49 Adam Go figure. All right. So I want to thank Damon for doing a great job. I mean, Damien. Listen, I can't remember every kid's name who blows through this taco stand.
1:38:00 Drew Don't call me Damien.
1:38:00 Caller God damn it.
1:38:03 Adam I want to thank Tara. Don't call me Tara.
1:38:06 Yeah.
1:38:07 Adam For doing a great job on the phones and Lauren, wherever she is. Is she standing up behind the console there? I just can't see her. No. And producer Ann for doing a great job booking folks like Angelica Bridges and tons and tons. Ozzie next week.
1:38:23 Angelica Bridges Great week next week.
1:38:23 Adam Great week coming up. And of course, engineer Anderson for working his magic.
1:38:29 Angelica Bridges Yeah, whatever.
1:38:29 Adam Potentiometer. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:38:36 Angelica Bridges Don't do that when the girl is in bed.
1:38:38 Caller It's very naughty.
1:38:40 Angelica Bridges Wait till she leaves.
1:38:41 Caller You can't do it.
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