Episode 1000754886221

0:54 Voiceover It's meant for an adult audience. Listener discretion is advised. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:14 Voiceover I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tomorrow night, Ozzie Osborne, allegedly. Yeah.

1:29 Drew Nice.

1:29 Adam We can collectively bang our heads.

1:33 Pretty huge.

1:34 Adam So, I'm gonna, oh, Lit's here tonight.

1:37 Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:38 Drew Nice.

1:38 Thank you.

1:38 Oh, by the way.

1:39 Sorry.

1:40 Thank you.

1:41 I'm sorry, everybody.

1:43 Adam Jeremy and Al, they're in here first, and then AJ and Kevin will come in from the band. We'll do our little rotating thing we do here on Loveline. And listen, I like Lit more than I like Ozzie, but I gotta pretend like I'm really into Ozzie tomorrow night.

1:57 Drew To seem cool.

1:59 Adam Well, as you see, you don't care about this, Drew, because every day is this way for you, but to me, this is an easy job. But there's only pressure when there's legendary guys who come on who I don't know that much about.

2:11 Drew Right.

2:11 Adam Like I might. I'm thinking like one of my first questions is, so what have you done since Sabbath? Like that, something like that, like might be one of my first ones. And so that can get insulting to guys like that. So I have a little added pressure, whereas I have to do a little research or something, which I'm no, no, I'm not going to do that. I should do some research, which I'm not going to do, which is going to make that much more uncomfortable. When I ask the Sabbath question tomorrow night, he bites my head off like I was a dove flying into a record meeting. Which, thank you for that, Anderson. All right, so let's talk about Lit, who I enjoy quite a bit.

2:52 Thank you very much.

2:53 Adam Yeah, we're fans, not only musically, but as people, we enjoy Lit.

3:00 We listen to you guys all the time, too. Oh, really? We've been here like this, like our fourth time.

3:04 Drew I know.

3:04 Adam Yeah.

3:05 It's awesome.

3:05 Drew It's sick time or something.

3:06 Adam But it seems like it's been too long. Yeah. Am I right to say that?

3:10 Drew Yeah.

3:11 Adam Good. So what is the new CD is going to be out in just a couple of days, right?

3:16 Yeah, Tuesday comes out, Atomic it's called.

3:19 Adam Why should people go out and get this?

3:22 Because it rocks. I don't know. Well, the people that bought the last one should buy it because it's like that, but newer, but 12 songs you've never heard.

3:34 Adam It's like Lit songs that you don't know. Yeah.

3:36 Exactly.

3:36 Adam And that you're going to know. Yes. So we will hear a couple of songs off Atomic coming up in this hour, and then in the next hour, and the band's going to be on Kilbourne on the 31st, by the way, coming up on playing on Halloween. And what other shows, dates, or anything like that should we make our public aware of?

3:58 This Tuesday, well, for people listening in Southern California, we got Tuesday, we're going to be at the warehouse in Irvine doing an in-store. Wednesday, Best Buy in Riverside, making the rounds, signing up some copies and whatnot.

4:12 Adam Do you guys have yourselves a little website that the kiddies can check you out on and find out all the dates and the events and things like that?

4:19 Yes, that would be www.littleounge.com.

4:23 Adam That litlounge.com.

4:24 Drew No space.

4:26 Litlounge, one word.

4:27 litlounge.com.

4:28 Adam All right, so there's where you should go if you're not only in Southern California, but anywhere, and you want to find out what lit's up to and you want to see these guys. Like I said, we'll play something off the new Atomic CD, which will be out on Tuesday this hour and then the next hour.

4:42 If you like rock and roll, you like loud guitars, you should buy this album. It's on sale, and you know what's cool? The first 200,000 copies, which pretty good little amount there, they are gonna be not only on sale, but there's a second CD thrown in, so you get a two CD set, and it's got bonus tracks and a video you can watch on your computer and all that kind of stuff. We're giving you your money's worth on this one.

5:04 Adam And the second CD, is that a RAM, a ROM?

5:09 A CD with a CD ROM?

5:11 It's a RAM.

5:12 Adam You put that in the computer? Yeah. All right. And that computer's the...

5:17 Drew That box does strange things. You're cool, Adam.

5:20 You're so cool, dude.

5:22 You haven't used that mouse thing click twice.

5:24 Adam I have not figured that whole thing out, but I'm getting to it. All right. So, Drew, anything you want to say?

5:29 Drew No.

5:29 Adam You all right? What were you doing out around Pomona today?

5:32 Drew We were visiting someone out there, but...

5:34 Adam You weren't going to Disneyland again, were you?

5:36 Drew I'm supposed to go to Legoland today.

5:38 Oh, my God!

5:40 Adam Do they have to go to Legoland the same week that they went to Disneyland?

5:45 Drew It was a friend's birthday party. I didn't go.

5:48 That's in San Diego, right?

5:49 Drew Yeah.

5:49 You went down there? Yeah.

5:50 Drew Went down there. But I'm getting a little warned by the whole situation in the world, I gotta tell you. It's just very disturbing.

5:57 It's kind of an odd time to be hanging out at Disneyland. I do feel pretty nervous.

6:01 Adam Yeah.

6:01 Not that, you know...

6:03 Drew My daughter actually did have an invite to go there on Saturday. I just said no.

6:08 Adam Because she's gonna move in there eventually, right?

6:12 Drew Not only had she just been there, but going there separate from... That just doesn't seem right.

6:16 Adam All right.

6:17 Drew Times like this.

6:17 Adam All right there, Drew. You're really putting your foot down. Drew's new mandate, only four nights in the hotel, kids. That's it. We're living close to the bone.

6:27 Drew How dare you?

6:28 Adam We're slumming it. Less than a week at the hotel.

6:31 Drew Aren't you getting worn out by all this? Every day is just another horror. It's going to be just awful before it's all over.

6:36 Adam You fancy? No, not me. That's the beauty of me. I live my own little world. I was at the Pomona Swap Meet today with every idiot in the world. Listen, I-

6:47 Is there a lot of mullets out there?

6:49 Adam Oh my God. I saw the king of all mullets.

6:52 You like our new video. We got an eight-foot tall robot with a mullet named Mulletron. He goes through our video and gives people mullets.

6:58 Adam I saw the king of all mullets down at the Pomona Bay. What we're going to do by the way is picture the crappiest part of wherever you live and then triple the size. That's Pomona. Now picture some calling all white trash event, which is the Pomona Streetcar Corvette Porsche and a classic car swap meet and then there are guys that just have stuff spread out in front of them. It's like this is a Edelbrock manifold that fits a 351 Cleveland engine. It's just, but it only fit Fords like a 69 through 72. It's just piles and piles of stuff spread out in front of these guys. They sleep over and everyone has these wagons they drag around. You got to drag a wagon around because if you score an engine block, you may score like a 427, like a big block engine block somewhere and the thing's 460 pounds. You got to get it back to the camper which is in the D lot over by the end of the drag strip. You sure as hell better have yourself a wagon. You know what people do, Drew, with these wagons? They're like those radio flyer wagons. They put slicks on them and like a fake exhaust pipe sticking out of them. Now, they trick them out. I saw a guy with a big oil pan on the bottom. Drew, these are not your people. These are the goyim.

8:27 Not one Jew there.

8:28 Adam Not one Jew within 700 miles of that place. I could have started goose stepping all around that place, yelling, Heil Hitler, and I would have made more friends than enemies. It's not that they're all racist. I'm just saying no Jew in the right mind would be caught near Pomona during the swap meet.

8:47 Drew I thought you're going to save something and you're going to buy a car.

8:49 Adam I thought I was going to buy a car.

8:51 Drew Were you just deluded?

8:52 Adam No, here's what happened. There was 2,000 cars for sale, right? And they're crazy ones. It's like I was looking to get like an old Mustang or something, like a 66 Fastback. And instead, I'm looking at mail carts from the Postal Service that a guy shoehorned a big block hemmy into, and it's now the wheelie mail cart.

9:15 Caller And you drive it on the right-hand side.

9:17 Caller Right.

9:18 Adam And it's got like twin Holley 750 double pumpers.

9:23 Caller And it's inside, inside of the car. Like if the thing would backfire, the guy's beard would catch on fire.

9:31 Adam Like crazy stuff like I'm looking at trikes. Remember the trikes in the wheelbarrow? Yeah, but the guy's got a big... The wheelie trike's got a big block in it.

9:39 Caller Like with the sparkle, the sparkly green fiberglass back end.

9:43 Adam Yeah, the crazy, crazy 70s sparkle. Everything looked like a ski boat in the 80s and 70s, right? Wheelie bar. So I'm looking at it like a bunch of novelty stuff. You know, stuff that guys put 50,000 into and are trying to get 4,500 back. That's why their wives left them years ago. But I don't come across anything. I'm scouring up and down the park and I'm looking at like, you know, just crazy nomad station wagons that are dropped down to the ground with full hydraulics and stuff. Just crazy nonsense low rider cars and these are the wheeling mailboxes and stuff. I come across the one car I'm looking for, the Shelby 350 GT. I walk, I see it from across the lot after like two hours of scouring Pomona. And it's like, oh, and I go, I know, that's it.

10:30 Caller That's what I was looking for.

10:31 Adam I run across the lot, I get there. This chick sitting on a folding chair. I'm like, what are you asking for? She goes, oh, not for sale.

10:39 Caller You bitch, get out of here.

10:42 Adam Get out. The one car that wasn't for sale was the one I wanted. What the hell was she doing in there? Jerking everyone's chain? I want to throttle her, steal that car. All right. Where were we? Collins. Oh yeah, Collins. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, get out to that Pomona. Every 10 feet I walk, I thought, Drew would never be here. Never be here. It's all made more surreal because you have three beers by 8.30 in the morning.

11:09 Caller It's like the Rose Bowl. Rose Bowl is today too, right?

11:11 Adam Rose Bowl is today too, right.

11:13 Caller That's a good one.

11:14 Adam Right.

11:14 Caller Marie.

11:15 Adam Marie?

11:16 Hi.

11:17 Caller Hello.

11:18 Well, it hurts when me and my boyfriend have sex.

11:21 Drew In what way? It hurts right when he's starting to get in or after a while?

11:25 Caller No, it hurts like the whole time.

11:26 He can't even get in me.

11:27 Drew He can't get in you. So you have pain when he tries to penetrate?

11:30 Yeah.

11:31 Drew All right. And have you ever had sex before?

11:33 No.

11:34 Drew All right. So this is basically one of the ways to think about this is your body telling you you're not ready to have sex yet.

11:40 Well, it even hurts when he like tries to finger bang you.

11:42 Drew That's right. And that is the usually that's the muscles down there tightening up in response sometimes to anxiety and discomfort.

11:51 Adam They should really take the word bang out of finger bang just to make it just a little less anxiety provoking. Well, you know, it's like when like in the military, we don't say killing civilians, we say collateral damage. Go ahead and soften up the finger bang.

12:06 Drew Finger massage?

12:07 How about fish sticks?

12:09 Drew Finger penetration?

12:10 Caller Yeah.

12:14 Adam I don't know if the fish, I don't know if the seafood routes and angle to work either, but I'm saying a woman would be much less likely to let you do that if you remove the word bang from it.

12:25 Drew Yeah. But even just leaving the word bang out sounds somehow offensive. Fingering is no good either.

12:30 Caller Digitally stimulating.

12:31 Adam Thank you.

12:32 Drew Massaging sounds a little better.

12:34 Adam Marie?

12:35 Hi.

12:35 Adam Yeah. Do you have any reason to be uptight about sex? Anything ever happened to you?

12:41 No.

12:41 Adam So you're all right?

12:42 Yeah.

12:44 We like each other and stuff.

12:45 Drew Yeah, I know, but you're 17. Maybe you're not really ready to do this.

12:47 Adam Well, you're a little nervous and you're tensing up a little bit.

12:50 Drew There is actually a syndrome called vaginismus, which is thought to be a little more than just the response of the muscles to anxiety, but actually a spinal reflex that gets set up and things are really clamped down, make it very painful and very difficult to undo. So, you know, take time, go slow, think about the fact that maybe your body is telling you you're not ready to do this just yet.

13:10 Caller Probably use some lube too, maybe, huh?

13:13 Drew Lube? But again, it's about the muscle. It's not about the lubrication so much.

13:16 Adam Well, but it's not going to hurt, as they say. All right, Marie, take care of yourself, all right? Are you using protection?

13:22 Drew Yeah. Why do you sound 12?

13:25 I'm 17.

13:26 Drew Yeah, you sound 12.

13:27 I look like I'm 12 too.

13:28 Drew Yeah.

13:29 Adam Anything, your dad do anything weird to you?

13:31 No.

13:32 Drew When you're 12, your parents break up or anything?

13:34 Caller No. My parents are still together.

13:36 Drew Are you losing anybody when you're younger?

13:38 Caller No.

13:39 Drew So you maybe just sort of, do you have menstrual periods?

13:42 Caller Yeah.

13:43 Drew When how old were you when that started?

13:45 I was around 11.

13:46 Drew So it started at a normal age.

13:48 Adam Does it start at 11 now? I mean, when I see an 11-year-old girl, I got to think about her with a tampon now.

13:54 Drew Enjoy.

13:55 Adam Really?

13:55 Drew You don't have to.

13:56 Adam Well, it's too late. Well, I used to think about them with a vibrator, so I guess it's probably healthier to actually move over to tampons for the 11-year-old.

14:04 Drew No, there's this whole thing about puberty is becoming young girl stuff. It turns out it isn't.

14:08 Adam It isn't.

14:09 Drew It's pre-puberty is starting to come on at an earlier age. So the actual menarche, the blood flow has always been around just before 12 on average. So what's starting earlier is the hair and the breast development. That's starting like at 8, 9, 10. Why would that be? That's an adrenal mediator. People want to blame it on the cow hormones and all that stuff, but this has actually nothing to do with that.

14:30 Adam Well, maybe it's this. Back in the day when we would live till 40, chick starts her period at 13 and she's going to live till 40. She's starting about one-third of the way in her life. Now, everyone lives till 90. I mean, if your daughter, sorry about this, Drew, but just a good part, your daughter may live till 95.

14:49 Drew That's a good part now.

14:50 Adam Quite easily. She's going to start a period next week. She's nine years old.

14:54 Drew Good times.

14:54 Adam That's what I'm saying, though. So it is now becoming one-tenth of her life as opposed to one-third of her life, which it used to be. I mean, isn't that going to be part of it psychologically?

15:03 Drew One out of five women could look forward to dying at childbirth too in their 20s.

15:07 Adam Well, your daughter.

15:08 Drew Could live till 90.

15:09 Adam That's right.

15:10 Caller Is menopause kicking in earlier too? No. No? Right on, man.

15:14 Adam Yeah, that's a longer sweet period, as we call it.

15:16 Caller Longer sweet spot.

15:17 Adam Longer salad days. We got them from nine to, well, when's menopause? 50, 55? 55, 50, yeah. We can bump that up 10 years. We can get from nine to 60. We got like a nice 51-year range.

15:30 Wow.

15:31 Adam Ron?

15:32 Yes, sir.

15:33 Adam You're 29.

15:34 Caller Yes, sir. I love your guys' show, and it's funny and very informative.

15:39 Adam Thanks. I was going to get Drew a shirt today at the Swatmeet that said, injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. Yeah. The guy wouldn't move down from Eighth Box, so I kept walking.

15:52 Drew Thanks for thinking of me.

15:53 Caller Yeah, I was thinking of you.

15:54 Caller I'd wear that all over the place.

15:56 Wear that to Legoland?

16:00 Caller No, I was listening to your guys' show earlier, and this girl was like 19, and she was masturbating four times a day or something, and there was like an illness or something.

16:10 Adam You're right. That was a Thursday show, right?

16:12 Drew That was a pretty good show.

16:13 Caller Well, I'm in Texas, so.

16:14 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

16:14 Caller Well, my daughter's eight years old, and my wife brought it to my attention that she's caught her messing, messing with herself. And this happened like a year ago, and I told her...

16:25 Drew That's fine. That's fine.

16:26 Caller That's fine, and she does it like all the time.

16:28 Drew She does it all the time?

16:30 Caller Well, I don't know. I think it's like one time's too much. You know, she's only eight.

16:34 Drew No, one time is not too much, Ron. One time is completely normal, and if you shame her about that, you are going to have a problem on your hands.

16:40 Caller Okay, so what do I do? What do we do?

16:41 Drew Nothing.

16:42 Caller Nothing?

16:42 Drew No, nothing.

16:44 Caller She's only eight, though.

16:45 Drew Nothing.

16:45 Adam Well, but listen, Ron, and I think all parents have to do this.

16:48 Caller She's not going to turn in a sex scene or anything like 10 or 12, right?

16:52 Drew You behaving like this is going to turn her into something.

16:54 Adam I think Ron's kind of full of cramp.

16:56 Drew No, no, no. This is the real.

16:57 Adam I know, but he's... No, it's real.

16:59 Drew No, no, no. Guaranteed.

17:00 Adam I know, I know, because you've got an eight-year-old, and you're freaking out, and it's hugging you personally, but she's not going to turn into a sex fiend. I mean, anything's a little bit of...

17:09 Texas.

17:11 Adam Hey, Ron. What's up, man? Listen, if in fact this is true. Okay. You can't freak her out because it makes things worse. Okay. You understand? Yes, sir. Certain amount of this is normal.

17:25 Drew Here's what does happen. They will start doing more of it than normal when they're sort of excessive...

17:32 Adam Pre-occupying about it.

17:34 Drew Well, there's negativity in the family system. There's a lot of aggression or problems, a lot of chaos. Kids will sort of naturally try to contain that by stimulating themselves, spinning around in circles, rubbing on themselves, and doing things that sort of get them away from these awful feelings. They don't have an internal world they can call upon to sort of help them understand what's going on.

17:53 Adam What about Nintendo, though? Yeah. Doesn't that help kids?

17:57 Caller Is that when you're eight years old, though, and you're doing that, that's not really a sexual thing?

18:01 Drew No, it's just a biological way to try to manage unpleasantness.

18:05 Caller So, if you turn it into a sexual thing by scolding them, now you're introducing them to sex at eight instead of...

18:12 Drew Not only is it, you make it a sexual thing, it's bad, but then you also shame them about themselves and their genital, and now you get a whole other set of problems that they're going to react to.

18:18 Adam All right. But there is a point when it's excessive and you have to figure out where that is as a parent.

18:23 Drew If she's pulling her pants down at school and doing, I mean, you know what I mean? That's something really bizarre. Then the apps get an evaluation immediately.

18:32 Adam A lot of good Bin Laden T-shirts at the Swap Meet.

18:35 Drew Oh, really?

18:36 Adam Oh, boy. That's where you go to score that kind of stuff. Those are real Americans there. Okay. So they don't pay taxes. But they're true Americans over there. As patriotic as you can be and not pay taxes or, you know, child support or work as you can be American. But yeah, Jenny, you're people. Those are my people over there. Jenny, you're 26.

18:59 Caller Yes, I am.

19:00 Adam What's up?

19:01 Caller Well, I have a small problem. I think my boyfriend is very attractive and he's the first person I've ever been with, but I cannot make myself have an orgasm unless faster, unless I think of him being with another woman.

19:16 Adam Yeah. He's the first person. How long have you been with him?

19:19 Caller Three years.

19:20 Adam Wow. So you got started late, right? I mean, 23 years old, huh?

19:24 Caller Yeah. Well, 22. I was going to be 23.

19:27 Adam Okay. Well, still late.

19:29 Caller Yeah.

19:29 Adam All right. So what about, I understand that. I think guys do that sometimes, but women don't do it too much.

19:36 Caller Yeah. I think that's kind of weird. I mean, I can't make myself coming any other way.

19:40 Drew Oh, really? You don't do it.

19:42 Caller Unless I think of him being with somebody else.

19:45 Adam I hate to get back this, but what did your dad do? Did he abandon the family or cheat on your mom or something?

19:50 Caller Many times.

19:51 Adam There you go.

19:52 Drew There it is.

19:53 Adam Yeah, that's weird.

19:54 Drew You don't make that connection? Jenna, you don't see the obvious connection there?

19:57 Caller Well, how can I stop that? How can I make myself come without thinking of that?

20:02 Drew It's such a great example of how screwed up brains are. You know how brains work?

20:07 Adam Yeah. Your dad cheated on your mom a lot?

20:10 Caller Yeah.

20:10 Adam And you somehow found out about that growing up and kind of internalized it.

20:14 Drew And that becomes sexual now. She needs that for a sexual arousal experience. Is that amazing?

20:19 Adam Right. So now she has to orgasm by picturing her man screwing around on her.

20:24 Drew Or else it's not good. It's not dad.

20:27 Adam Is he banging your dad's secretary coincidentally? Or why don't you keep it in the family and have it come full circle?

20:33 Caller No. With my mom, it was very bad. I know my dad banged my mom's sister. And we had a kid with the kids. Oh, geez.

20:41 Caller Hold on.

20:42 Adam What nationality are you?

20:44 Caller I'm Hispanic.

20:46 Adam Now, don't laugh. This is normal in that community.

20:49 Drew Jenny, so you know it's not something you want in a guy, right?

20:54 Caller I'm sorry?

20:55 Drew You are aware this isn't something you would go for in a male, right?

20:58 Caller No. But it's like my boyfriend says he would never cheat on me. My mom always told me, a man will always cheat on you no matter what. You just have to learn how to deal with it.

21:07 Drew That's not true.

21:08 Adam It's like Mary Poppins for her nanny, isn't it? For mom.

21:11 Drew That's not true, Jenny. I suspect this is your way of compensating for that, making the guy in a fantasy way do this, even though in reality he won't quite cooperate with you. He sounds like he's a good guy. He probably won't cheat. Go ahead and have the fantasy, but don't, well, you never know.

21:29 Adam Jenny, here's the real sad part of life is, now you have this sort of sick and crappy legacy to live with, where your mom fills your head with guys always cheat and all that nonsense. So this guy's not a cheater, right?

21:44 Caller Well, I hope not. He always looks at women, though, and I always fight with him about that.

21:48 Drew Well, that will be, again.

21:49 Adam But that's, again, gonna be your energy.

21:51 Drew Right, it's normal for guys to look around. The giant difference. I mean, he's not rude in terms of, you know, sort of not paying attention to you.

21:59 Caller No, he's just an ogler. He just looks, and I tell him, why do you look?

22:04 Adam Wait a minute, I'm starting to worry a little here.

22:06 Caller Yeah, about this guy.

22:07 Adam Because here's, hold on a second.

22:08 Drew She's gonna pick the guy that's a cheater.

22:10 Adam We gotta talk about Jenny. Except for, as I always point out on this show, they can hear us talking about them, so it's not been a great plan. I know, but it never works out. Actually, our callers are like pets in terms of, you could have an argument with your old lady in front of the dog, I'm not taking her to the vet, you take her to the vet. You go out there and crap the dog. I shouldn't be, well, we're gonna have to put him down. He's got that hip dysplasia. And the dog would just, you wouldn't do it outside. You'd do it in front of the dog, because the dog couldn't really fully understand it. That's our callers. We do the same thing on this show. We gotta put Jenny down. Her hip's getting way too bad. It's getting sad. No, here's the thing. She has two choices with the guy. Either she did find herself another cheater, which is the three-quarter, the most probable one. She found a cheater, because that's who she's gonna be attracted to, or she found a good guy, and in her mind, she has to sabotage and make into an ogler. She has to fantasize about him cheating in order to have an orgasm. I don't know what's worse. It's better to have the good guy who she's having the fantasy about, because at least that she can control and work on, right? Right.

23:16 Caller But that's weird, because she's fantasizing about him being with another girl, but she's kinda giving him crap for looking at other girls.

23:22 Drew Right. Oh, yeah. But ultimately, again, it's arousal, that negativity creates arousal, but she doesn't want him actually to do it. Jenny, here's the deal. You gotta put down some limits with him, ask him not to be so disrespectful of you, and that if he can't live up to certain limits, which is just being at least respectful, he can go ahead and look, but being conscientious of your feelings.

23:42 Caller Well, he cries now, because I pointed it out to him, but still, when I have sex with him, I cannot make myself go on.

23:49 Drew That's fine. And have your fantasy, but don't sabotage this relationship, okay? You realize it's in your head, and you've got to manage this.

23:57 Caller Is there any way I could maybe get this to go away?

24:01 Drew Therapy.

24:02 Adam Well, you could be in a catastrophic accident, where you just lost a lot of brain function and stuff and had no memory of your life.

24:09 Drew It would reduce its impact.

24:11 Adam Oh yeah, or some therapy. All right, Jenny. All right, thank you. Listen, don't get pregnant though, right?

24:17 No.

24:18 Adam And then when you do, don't screw up your kids with all guys cheat, you know, that kind of thing.

24:22 Caller Yeah, get that out of your head.

24:23 Adam All right. Okay.

24:24 Drew And if somebody does cheat, don't assume you have to stay with that, get rid of them.

24:28 Adam That's right. All right. Listen, everybody thinks about something else sexually in order to have the orgasm and that's the nature of it.

24:35 Caller Sometimes even just thinking about not having an orgasm is enough to do it.

24:39 Adam Yeah. That's what happens to me. You've got to think about something. Yeah. Because I think, oh no, don't. Good night. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Lit is here. We're going to hear something off the new CD when we come back.

24:59 Loveline. We'll be right back.

25:34 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Hold on a second.

25:38 Drew We lost somebody.

25:40 Adam Here he comes. Yeah. Show's starting there, Drew. Jeremy and Alan are both here from Lit. What's up? Hello.

25:48 Caller The Trappling Girls are on right now.

25:49 Adam AJ and Kevin are going to be. Oh, yeah. The man shows on tonight. That's right.

25:53 Whatever. Was that your idea? It's the grand finale.

25:55 Adam The trampolines? No.

25:56 Just take credit for it because that's beautiful.

26:01 Adam I helped to create the kind of environment where those ideas were nurtured.

26:05 Drew Cool.

26:06 Adam That's what I'm saying. I was smart enough to align myself with the man who thought of the girls on trampolines. Well, it was really just a joke. We want to do a show that ends with girls jumping on trampolines and bikinis and somehow turned into reality.

26:20 Drew An institution.

26:21 Adam Dreams do come true. Don't let anybody get in the way of your dreams. All right. So, the CD Atomic is going to be out on Tuesday. That is this Tuesday. Let's the band. If you first 200,000 CDs are going to have the CD-ROM and some extra bonus stuff.

26:42 Caller Bonus tracks and all that good stuff.

26:44 Adam So, it would be behoove you to get in to be one of the first 200,000 to pick up that CD. Why don't we take a call and then we'll hear the first song of the new CD. Jamie?

26:56 Caller Hey.

26:57 Adam Hey.

26:59 Caller I love you guys' show and let you guys rock, too.

27:01 Caller Thank you. Thanks a lot.

27:03 Caller Okay. My question is for Dr. Drew. I have a problem. I'm addicted to Oxycontin. When I started out, I started out just doing once every once in a while and I really liked the high and I used to get real high off on it.

27:20 Drew Where are you getting it now?

27:21 Caller What? I'm sorry?

27:22 Drew Where are you getting it?

27:23 Caller Well, I have an older friend of mine that has a prescription, so I get them in a pretty good deal.

27:29 Drew How much are you using every day?

27:30 Caller I'm doing about 80 milligrams.

27:34 Drew Well, you're going to need to go into a hospital and stay there for probably a couple of months.

27:37 Adam Is that a lot, the 80?

27:39 That's a good amount.

27:41 Caller I mean, I don't do it all at once.

27:44 Drew It's heroin addiction. It's like another opiate addiction, and it takes a long time to treat.

27:49 Adam All right, but, Drew, don't get into the six months thing because you freak people out and keep them away from it.

27:55 Caller Well, I live on my own. I don't have any insurance. I don't have any money to get myself into treatment.

28:03 Drew You couldn't go to a sober living?

28:05 Caller Well, to where?

28:06 Drew Like a sober living setting, something with just $800, $1200 a month kind of thing. Sometimes they cover food.

28:12 Caller Right.

28:12 Drew Once you detox, try to go to a county facility or if there's a university nearby, go to one of their hospitals.

28:17 Caller Like a circles of care.

28:19 Drew A what?

28:20 Caller We have, like down here, we have circles of care.

28:22 Adam Circles of care. I had one when I was in high school. The guy chews right on my elbow. It was horrible.

28:28 Drew Circles of care.

28:30 Adam Oh, I see.

28:32 Caller That's probably the only way I'm going to get help.

28:34 Drew Is that a county facility or?

28:36 Caller Yeah, yeah.

28:37 Drew And the detox from opiates is extremely hard to do as an outpatient. And there are new ways now, there are things like, there are new ways that it can be done. The point is, I happen to believe the best way to do it is inpatient for a week or so, and then you can go to like a sober living for a couple months.

28:52 Adam Hey Jamie, what, your friend who has the prescription, what are they doing for the drugs?

28:59 Caller Well, she has, she has chronic back pain.

29:02 Drew Lo and behold.

29:04 Caller I mean, well, yeah, I don't know if she, I mean, she's on.

29:06 Drew She's an addict too, yeah.

29:07 Caller Yeah, she is.

29:08 Adam Right. So?

29:10 Drew It'll give you pretty good back pain to eat on itself all the time.

29:12 Adam Right. So, so she gets it and splits it up with you?

29:16 Caller Well, she'll get, I mean, it's just like she, she doesn't work, she's, so.

29:20 Drew She goes to multiple doctors and then sells it to her.

29:22 Caller Well, yeah, like, I'll pay her to get her script out and then, you know, I'll give her an amount and then I keep the rest.

29:30 Adam And who's paying for her stuff? I mean, how's she getting her stuff?

29:35 Caller Well, I pay for her prescription.

29:37 Drew Probably her insurance company.

29:38 Caller That's the deal.

29:38 Caller Her insurance company, too. She gets 60 of them a month and then.

29:43 Drew How do you afford this habit if you can't afford treatment?

29:46 Caller Well, I mean, I work full time.

29:48 Caller Well, how much are you spending on the stuff?

29:52 Caller Well, I only end up spending about, I've probably spent about 400 a month because.

29:58 Drew 400 a month, you're halfway to treatment right there.

30:01 400 a month, you can afford health insurance.

30:03 Caller It's like I live on my own. I don't have any help from my family as far as paying my bills and stuff. I just wouldn't, for me to go into a treatment center, I wouldn't have the means to keep my place. I don't really have anything to fall back on. I don't really have family to fall back on.

30:20 Adam All right, you got to get into that treatment, Jamie. That's it, sorry.

30:23 Drew It takes some time, you got to work on it.

30:24 Caller And just so you know, you can get health insurance for like 120 bucks a month. You'd be saving like 280 or whatever.

30:31 Adam Right. For 400 a month, a guy said he'd lease me the big block mail truck, the wheeling mail truck.

30:38 Drew See that driving down your street, up your street.

30:40 Adam Carburetors and headers are actually inside of the vehicle. Very nice.

30:46 Drew But there's something called Bupren-X now that some people use as an outpatient management for opiate.

30:50 Adam That oxycontin sounds like trouble.

30:52 Drew It's just another opiate.

30:54 Adam Well, it's just in vogue now. Here's what I'm saying, Drew. The one that they're currently prescribing is the one that's going to be the one that everyone gets hooked up on. I mean, when Valium was being prescribed, then Valium was the one everyone was hooked on.

31:10 Drew The most potent one that's being prescribed at the time. Like, Vicodin's still around. There are people who still love playing old Vicodin.

31:16 Adam Right.

31:16 Drew But Oxycontin.

31:16 Adam Well, that's me. I'm old school.

31:18 Drew Yeah.

31:18 I'm old fashioned.

31:19 Adam My dad swore by Vicodin growing. We're a Vicodin family. There's Chevy guys. There's Ford guys. I'm a Vicodin guy.

31:26 Drew I have patients just say that Oxycontin gives them a little bit different feeling. And they go for that.

31:30 Adam I have a picture in the back of my truck of the guy from Calvin and Hobbes. Yeah. And he's peeing on the Oxycontin. He's a Vicodin guy. You see that? Yeah.

31:42 Drew Big Oxycontin pill.

31:45 Adam He's taking a leak on it.

31:47 Yeah.

31:48 Adam Yeah. It means you're hardcore. Know what I'm saying? You ever see that with the Ford doing it on the Toyota one? I've seen it. It means you've arrived.

31:57 Drew It's your people.

31:57 Adam It means you've arrived spiritually.

32:01 Drew It's going to be Bin Laden's face down there next, right?

32:02 Adam That's right.

32:03 Caller Is that what some of those t-shirts were about? Yeah.

32:06 Adam They had to swap me. They had Bin Laden and it had the crosshairs on his face. A lot of these colors don't run with the American flag and all that kind of stuff. Then a lot of making bacon and stuff like that. Just to show the lighter side of the car. Show we haven't lost our sense of humor.

32:27 Drew What was the one I was going to get about being blown?

32:29 Adam Injection is fine, but I'd rather be blown. But you probably don't even know what that means, do you?

32:33 Drew No, injection engine, yeah. I don't know, a blown engine.

32:37 Adam Well, it's a supercharger. A blown.

32:39 Drew A blown, got it.

32:40 Caller Do you still have the shirts that say Pick a Winner and stuff too?

32:43 Adam Or Fetch This?

32:45 Caller The dog flipping you off.

32:46 Adam Right, yeah, I like it when the animals get sassy. There used to be one with two ducks getting it on in midair and it said Fly United. Oh boy.

32:57 Drew It's highbrow humor.

32:59 Adam Those are great.

33:01 Drew This is where girls on trampoline wear in fact. They're conceived. It's got an environment.

33:05 Adam I'm old-fashioned. I like the guy with just a super steroid-ridden pit bull that says Bad to the Bone on it. Because it's like you can't mess with a guy who's got a badass T-shirt because that T-shirt will kick your ass. All right. We're going to hear something from Lit. This is off the Atomic CD. Anderson, you queued up there? Anderson, it's like, yeah, been queued up about 10 minutes before the crappy conversation began and I'm still queued up. Right, Anderson? Yeah, here it comes. All right, this is called Lipstick and Bruises. Yes. New Lit, everybody. We had a talk about the end of the world during the song, but I had it turned up enough to know that it rocked. Became a soundtrack to Armageddon that we're discussing suitcase bombs and all sorts of good stuff like that. Lit is in studio tonight. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll come back. We'll have more of your calls and more Lit after this.

37:31 Caller Hey, this is Eddie K. Thomas from American Pie, and you're listening to the two smartest people to ever be born, Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

37:40 Adam Wow, high praise.

37:42 Caller Facts time.

37:43 Adam Jeremy and Alan, they're both here from Lit. Atomic is the name of the new CD out this Tuesday. We'll bring Kevin and AJ in in just a couple of moments from Lit. We'll hear something else.

37:57 Caller Kevin's been drinking for the last six hours.

37:58 Drew I love y'all fired up. Oh boy, good times.

38:00 Adam Yeah. Lit travels, but it'll be-

38:05 Drew Lit.

38:06 Adam Yeah. You got to earn that name. All right. We'll look forward to that. We'll speak to Vicky over here on line two. Until then, Vicky, you're 26.

38:16 Caller Hi there.

38:17 Adam What's up?

38:18 Caller All right.

38:19 I'm having a really hard time finding a boyfriend. I don't know.

38:24 Caller I'm around a lot of guys, around a lot of people, super social.

38:28 Drew Super picky?

38:30 I don't know.

38:31 Caller Sort of, but sort of not.

38:33 I don't know. For a long time, I was really into casual sex, and so I'd kind of just be with whoever, and had a great time, and then all of a sudden, it just started getting boring. So I'm kind of trying to switch gears, and it's just kind of weird. I just either meet people who are taken, or boring, or gay, or-

38:51 Drew You're fat.

38:52 Caller No, I'm not.

38:54 Adam Okay. Where do you work?

38:57 I work in a group home for mentally ill folks.

38:59 Adam Can't you pick up on one of those drooling bastards?

39:03 It's like the total, something about Mary.

39:05 Yeah, they wouldn't know it.

39:07 She's like-

39:08 I don't know if that would work.

39:08 Adam You can't date the clients?

39:10 No, I'm not really supposed to.

39:12 Adam Okay. And what about, do you work with anybody that you're attracted to?

39:18 Yeah, but I mean, it's like they're either taken, or I feel like they wouldn't go for me or something.

39:23 Drew Why wouldn't they?

39:24 Caller I don't know.

39:25 It's irrational that I feel that way, but I really do.

39:27 Drew Well, why don't you just put a feeler out there? See if there's any chance they'd just at least spend a little time with you. Go have some coffee or something?

39:34 Caller Yeah, I guess.

39:35 Adam Well, what about your friends? Because it seems like you need your friends to help you out.

39:38 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm on to something here. She has no problem going for these guys that want to have sex there because she knows that will be reciprocated. You know the guy. But the guy that she kind of wants to be with, she doesn't feel worth that. It's too weird. It's not right to reciprocate, you understand? She really needs to start to have a different kind of relationship with men. Right. And you need to start it right away. Start with friendships at work. Go spend some time with some guys. Maybe some of that will grow into something else. But just don't go. The way you've done it in the past, you just have to do differently.

40:10 Right. I know that. And I'm definitely working on trying to do that.

40:14 Drew You're thinking about definitely working on doing it. You got to do it.

40:17 Adam But do you have any friends, any female friends? Oh, yeah.

40:20 I have tons of friends, a lot of great friends actually.

40:22 Adam Oh, they got people. They'll set you up with someone. Won't they?

40:25 Drew They will.

40:26 Caller It's not that simple.

40:27 Adam I know. We don't care that much.

40:29 Caller We're trying to move on.

40:32 Drew It is that simple to begin with because you've got to go do that a few times before you find out what it feels like to date guys in that way.

40:39 Caller Right.

40:39 Drew Before you're even in a position to start to develop a boyfriend type relationship with somebody. Are you like newly in recovery or something?

40:47 Am I what?

40:48 Drew Is there something changing your life recently that caused you to sort of come to terms with this?

40:53 Caller Sort of.

40:54 I went on this date that was really fun, really wild. Went out dancing with this guy and we both got really drunk and we're just crazy and had a great time. And the next morning he was like, okay, I'm done.

41:08 Caller I'm gone. I'm not going to stick around.

41:09 And I was like, what? And then it just kind of occurred to me that this happens over and over and over again. And I thought I was into it, but really I'm just sort of not satisfied by the whole scene.

41:20 Drew So you came, you woke up.

41:22 Adam Right. And so that's the first, the beginnings of change. The awakening part.

41:28 Drew Contemplative.

41:29 Adam Right. John? John? Hello? Caller goes by the name John?

41:35 Yeah.

41:35 Adam You're 15? Uh-huh. You're from Ivanhoe, California?

41:39 Caller Yeah.

41:40 Adam Where's that Ivanhoe?

41:41 Caller Never.

41:42 Caller Do you know where Fresno County is at?

41:43 Caller Oh, yeah.

41:44 Adam Yeah.

41:44 Caller Well, below Fresno County is Slery County.

41:46 Caller Is that near Lodi?

41:49 Caller No. Then you got Bicelia and you got Ivanhoe. Little tiny small town that looks just like Mexico. Chickens in the dirt and the mariachi music going on and everything.

42:01 Adam I like that name though for a town, Ivanhoe. It sounds like something you'd yell before you jumped off of something. Before you went bungee jumping or you swung off a rope into a river. It sounds like the kind of thing you'd scream on the way down, right?

42:14 Caller Yeah. It's a very boring place.

42:16 Adam Okay. I guess you have to compensate when you have a boring place by having.

42:21 Drew Hey, John. Do you have a question?

42:24 Caller I want to know if it's normal to masturbate just to calm yourself down, like to soothe you, like to get yourself to sleep.

42:30 Caller Did you beat off, like to fall asleep?

42:32 Drew Well, it is something that sexual compulsive do. So, again, we talked to that one girl that was used arousal as a way of getting her in touch with the sexual feelings. Yeah. If something traumatic has happened to you, that often becomes something you use.

42:48 Caller Okay.

42:48 Adam Well, where are you? You're not in class or anything, right?

42:52 Caller Oh, no. It's the same time over there in LA. It's the same time over here in LA.

43:00 Adam No, no. I mean when you masturbate. Your shoes untied? When you masturbate. No.

43:05 Caller No. I do it like when I'm completely alone.

43:08 Adam I see. What do you think about?

43:11 Caller I don't, anything.

43:13 Adam You think about the, you think about the...

43:17 Caller Oh, I am gay.

43:18 Adam You're gay.

43:19 All right.

43:20 Caller I'm like, guessing the only gay person at school or something. I don't know.

43:24 Adam Yeah. Well, if you're in Ivanhoe, yeah.

43:27 Drew But anything traumatic happened to you?

43:29 Caller Well, I did have my first gay experience before I was ever even gay, like when I was 12.

43:35 Drew Yeah. That's sexual abuse. That's my first gay experience.

43:38 Adam It's bad, by the way, from a timing standpoint, to have your first gay experience before you go gay.

43:43 Drew Yeah.

43:44 Adam That's bad timing. It's best to have that after you've announced you're gay.

43:47 Caller Who was that with?

43:48 Caller Who was that with?

43:49 Caller Yeah.

43:49 Adam Ivanhoe, he's a Chinese guy.

43:52 Caller I'm not a Chinese.

43:52 Adam He's actually a Hawaiian guy.

43:54 Caller I'm actually almost one of the only white people in Ivanhoe.

43:57 Drew All right. So again, that can set you up for some compulsivity and make the wiring around sex a little bit awkward, a little different. And people do use arousal then sometimes as a way of sort of managing feelings.

44:11 Adam That's the sad reality I've learned from this show, which is everything affects your sexuality as long as it happens before like 13. It just screws with it. Your mom's cheating on your dad. Now you got to think about that while you're humping your boyfriend. You got some screwball screwing around with your ass when you're 12 and now you're living in Ivanhoe and thinking about guys named Ivan. It just affects that. That's why I want these people killed by the way, because they don't realize the legacy that they leave. It's not like the 13-year-old had a bad couple of months. It's like, no, he's got a bad marriage now and he's screwing his kids up. Where are we here, Drew? To Richard. To Richard.

44:54 Caller Yeah.

44:54 Drew Hello.

44:55 Adam You're 18?

44:56 Drew Yeah.

44:56 Adam What's up?

44:57 Caller All right. Yeah, the problem is, like, all right, you know, say it's like a hot day and stuff.

45:02 Caller Right.

45:02 Caller You kind of like develop an odor and stuff.

45:05 Caller Right, right.

45:05 Caller All right. So I'll just be, like, sitting on my computer or wherever just listening to music. And I mean, I'm just dressed casual and wearing shorts and everything. And my, like, you know, testicles would smell. I mean, like, you know, you get, like, an odor, but they smell really bad in it.

45:19 Drew So you kind of knock yourself out.

45:22 Caller Yeah.

45:23 Adam You don't like your own smell?

45:24 Caller Well, I don't know. I think it would be, like, kind of embarrassing because I was thinking, well, you know, what if my girlfriend was giving me a blow? And I.

45:31 Drew Do you have a girlfriend?

45:32 Caller Yes, I do.

45:33 Drew Does she do that kind of thing to you?

45:35 Caller What?

45:36 Drew Does she ever do that kind of thing with you?

45:37 Caller Well, my past girlfriends, but, you know.

45:41 Caller You listening to Santana or something in the background?

45:43 Caller Oh, no. It's just some techno stuff.

45:45 Adam Okay. All right. Your radio down. All right. Listen, I'm going to put him on hold because first off his question. He's like, he's Nietzsche over here. This is what North, he's from North Hollywood. That's where I'm from. This is what, this is the kind of great minds that come from North Hollywood.

46:03 Drew Is it around a contemplate?

46:04 Adam Why do my balls stink?

46:05 Lit You can smell them from just sitting there?

46:07 Caller But at the computer?

46:08 Drew Yeah. That's pretty bad. But this is what he contemplates all day.

46:11 Adam Right. So you can go ahead and-

46:13 Drew Take a shower.

46:14 Adam Well, or take- When I go to the Colonel's place, I'll grab a handful of those wet naps, and I'll give my balls a good wiping down.

46:22 Drew Throw a little powder down there? A little talc?

46:24 Adam Dump some talc down there.

46:25 Caller Or just a towelette.

46:26 Drew You had to struggle with the painful reality of smelly fufu.

46:31 Adam Yeah, me?

46:32 Drew Yeah.

46:32 Adam Yeah. Well, all guys' balls smell, don't they?

46:35 Drew Yeah, but you've had a struggle with that.

46:36 Adam Yeah. Well, thank you, Drew. Thank you. Yeah, it's going to be, there's a whole article in Red Book coming up this month about my struggle with the genital funk. We're going to take ourselves a little break.

46:51 Caller That was a weird call, dude.

46:52 Adam Yeah. It's been, the New Age music added a sort of surreal quality to the whole thing.

46:59 Lit We're gone after this, right?

47:00 Adam Yeah, this is it for you guys. But you know, you can come back at the end. We'll do a whole family affair. I think we've done that before. Kevin and AJ are going to come in now from Lit, and we'll be back after this.

47:11 Caller Yo.

47:11 All right, guys.

47:12 Caller Bottom line, here's the deal.

47:13 Caller Looking to hook up?

47:14 Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:16 One call is all you need to make.

47:18 Call the Dateline. The Dateline.

47:19 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:25 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

48:04 Caller Loveline, Fast-Scrolling Outlaw Radio North America.

48:12 Adam Yes, thank you for that backing vocals, Kevin.

48:16 Lit No problem.

48:16 Adam AJ and Kevin are now here from Lit. We've had a little changing of the guard.

48:21 Lit I missed you guys.

48:22 Adam We missed you. Did you guys get good, lubed up out in the hallway there?

48:26 Lit I am primed. I'm primed.

48:28 Adam Good.

48:28 Drew Now, strange, it seems like these guys were sitting here like four months ago. You know what I mean?

48:32 Lit Totally.

48:33 Drew It wasn't that long ago.

48:34 Lit It seems like yesterday.

48:35 Adam Yeah.

48:36 Drew Was the whole band here last time you were here?

48:38 Lit Yes. But we've learned from the first time, because the first time we were here, it was the four of us in here and we all tried to answer questions at the same time, and it just doesn't happen.

48:46 Adam Yeah. It's best to do the two and two, then everyone gets to sit here and listen to me and Drew ramble on the entire band.

48:54 Lit I always offer you guys a drink. Now, who wants a beer?

48:56 Adam All right. Well, I'll take a beer. I turned one down earlier because I got looped in Pomona about 8 a.m. this morning. But I think I'm about ready to start making a little comeback. Yeah. Helps loosen me up, you know. Makes me nervous being on the air. You want a draft or a light? I'll take a light beer. Thank you. Dr. Drew? No, no. Thank you. Drew uses a flash.

49:18 Lit As usual, always turning it down.

49:19 Adam He drinks a medical-grade alcohol that's used in the sterilization process.

49:23 Drew Oh, no, no. That's cocaine.

49:25 Adam Oh, it's a medical-grade coke. Thank you.

49:28 Lit All right.

49:28 Adam So, Atomic's name is CD. We'll hear something else off the Atomic CD, which is out on Tuesday.

49:35 Lit Yeah, Tuesday, yeah. Very excited.

49:37 Adam First 200,000 gets the bonus CD-ROM and what else?

49:42 Caller We're giving stuff away.

49:44 Lit It's got a video on it.

49:45 Adam What?

49:46 Lit One video? Yeah. It's got a Handsome Devil song on it, which is the band we signed. Industry insiders are saying we're going to sell like 400,000 the first week. It's just crazy. I can't tell you.

49:57 Adam Well, they're never wrong, those people.

49:59 Lit They're just nuts.

50:00 Adam The point is you're going to want to get there early and often on Tuesday and get that CD because you're going to want to see the point is this is going to be worth something one day like you know these are records that they end up going into a second print and they end up screwing with the record cover or leaving a song off or something and they're worth something years to come. This isn't going to be one of those, but it'll be in the same vein.

50:23 Lit Right.

50:23 Drew It will remind you of that.

50:24 Adam It will remind you of that. Oh, yeah. That's a great plug. No, it will be one of those, so you'll need to get one. That's what I'm saying. All right. Jamie?

50:33 Yeah.

50:34 Adam You're 17?

50:35 Caller Yes, I am.

50:36 Adam What's up?

50:37 Caller Well, let's see. How do I put this? I recently have realized that I get turned on by being bound up.

50:46 Drew How did you realize that?

50:49 Caller I realized it by wanting to practice a bit of magic and getting a small handbook on it and the escape tricks. I tried that out and let's just say I got a heart on one of the tricks.

51:02 Drew What trick? What trick?

51:05 Adam Hey, Jamie, hold on. Next time you bust yourself up, pull away from the phone, would you? It's earphones. They kill me.

51:11 Drew What trick, Jamie?

51:13 Caller It's the one where you run the ropes through the jacket and have somebody tying behind your back and then-

51:17 Drew You have a straight jacket?

51:19 Caller What?

51:19 Drew You have a straight jacket?

51:20 Caller No. What's the type of jacket you wear with suits?

51:26 Adam Nehru. No, I don't know. I wear members only exclusively, so I'm not sure.

51:30 Caller Life jacket?

51:31 Adam Blazer. A blazer?

51:33 Caller Yeah.

51:34 Adam And you run ropes through it?

51:35 Caller Yeah. You run ropes through the sleeves and they pass from your shoulders, and so the person ties through ends that are coming out of the sleeves behind your back, and you magically escape from it.

51:47 Adam Right.

51:48 Drew So you're not really bound in the first place?

51:52 Caller Well, you are actually, but in order to pull off the trick, the two ropes, what it's supposed to be is you have two ropes and then they magically split and then reconnect to where it's one rope in each sleeve.

52:05 Drew So you're not bound.

52:06 Adam Let me say this about Magic. There's a lot of sawing the rope in half and magically reconnecting the rope. Seems very redundant to me. Magic's a very- It's a very redundant art. It's like I got this playing card, I tear it in half, look, it's back together. My thing is just, well, let's not tear it in half in the first place.

52:23 Caller I've seen that done.

52:25 Caller Leave the card alone. Yeah.

52:27 Adam All right. So he gets turned on by being bound. Jamie, are you gay?

52:32 Caller No.

52:32 Adam No? Are you sure?

52:34 Caller I'm sure.

52:35 Caller Okay.

52:37 Caller Let's see. I mean, I even remember times where, let's see, you know how as kids you play like cops and robbers and stuff and you buy these old plastic handcuffs and stuff?

52:45 Adam Right.

52:46 Caller I remember a time when somebody played a joke on me on my front porch and handcuffed me to a chair.

52:52 Adam Right.

52:52 Caller I was upset about the joke but I was happy that I was handcuffed.

52:56 Adam Again with the bussing the self up into the phone. So Drew doesn't really believe this one.

53:03 Caller Drew, Drew, Drew.

53:06 Adam Now I don't believe it.

53:08 Lit There's a dampness going on.

53:10 Adam Nobody believes it, Jamie. Can you give us one piece of information that would make this more believable?

53:16 The voice man, that's a little bit put on.

53:18 Caller Well, honestly, this has happened to me.

53:21 Drew I believe that. But the question is why are you calling?

53:25 Caller I want to know why it is that way.

53:26 Drew Why it turned out like that. It just is. Who doesn't get excited? Here's why. You're 17 and you get like two erections an hour. And during one of those hours, you also did a hand cuffing experiment, and you got one of your usual erections during that hour.

53:42 Adam Watch me pull a boner out of my pants.

53:44 Caller That's not true.

53:45 Caller Kevin gets erections for no reason at all.

53:47 Lit Especially when we land in an airplane.

53:49 Caller Let's just put this one.

53:50 Adam Alright. Listen, I think Jamie's an idiot. Jamie, if this is true, then that's fine. You meet a nice girl, maybe one of those assistant types, and she can tie you up. Right. I don't believe it.

54:02 Drew He's never even bound in any of those. He has one hand handcuffed into a chair and one of the experiences. And in the other, he has two ropes that aren't connected behind his back and he quickly does them. He's not bound in either of those. And he has no reason for calling.

54:19 Adam Yeah, what's up? You're 16. What's up, man? Hey, thanks. How are you? What's my man-man name? That's Snoop. You got a question for Lit?

54:27 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to call it and say that I love Lit. And I've been listening to you guys for years. And I've had a place in the sun since it first came out. And you guys are absolutely awesome. Thanks, bro. I tried to score some backstage passes to show up at the Warfield coming up here. And the guy I was trying to get them from was trying to charge me another tune of $100 a piece for them.

54:46 Drew A tune of $100 a piece.

54:48 Caller I know. So I said, that's bad times. I don't know what the tune is.

54:51 Caller What show was that?

54:52 The one up at the Warfield.

54:54 Adam In San Francisco?

54:56 Lit The one that just passed?

54:58 Caller It just passed.

54:59 Drew The one that we already did?

55:00 Lit Cause we don't have any shows coming up in Frisco.

55:03 Caller Oh, for real?

55:03 Lit Yeah. So that's probably more bogus than you thought.

55:07 Caller Well, bad times.

55:08 Lit And chances are, you know, if you wait outside, we're always gonna come outside and meet everybody that's hanging out.

55:13 Caller Oh, seriously?

55:13 Lit Usually, yeah.

55:15 Caller Oh, that's awesome.

55:15 Lit Unless I'm sick.

55:17 Caller When are you guys gonna come back out here, you think?

55:20 Lit Early next year.

55:21 Caller Okay, great. I'll go pick up the album. I'll be there to pick up one of the first 200,000.

55:24 Lit Cool, man. Thanks, man.

55:26 Drew Don't buy those tickets.

55:27 Caller Yeah, for real.

55:28 Adam All right, Ben. Take care. Well, he's a confused but dedicated fan.

55:33 Totally. I'm digging it.

55:34 Adam Trick?

55:35 Yes.

55:36 Adam You're 30?

55:37 Caller Yes.

55:37 Adam What's up?

55:38 Caller Hey, just totally stoked to be able to talk to Lit. What's going on, guys?

55:43 Caller What's up, dude?

55:46 Caller Man, you guys rock. Hey, I followed you guys back when the Mollets were cool.

55:53 Adam I was just in Pomona, and they're still cool.

55:56 Lit You've obviously seen the video, huh?

55:58 Caller I sure did.

55:59 Adam Have you seen the new video?

56:00 Caller Absolutely.

56:01 Adam Where did you see it?

56:02 Caller I saw it on the website.

56:04 Adam And did you see Molletron? Is it Mollitor?

56:08 Lit Don't ever say Mollitor. It's Molletron.

56:10 Adam Okay, but Mollitor wouldn't be a bad...

56:13 Lit Mollitor will be his partner in time.

56:15 Adam He'll do battle with him.

56:16 Lit There you go. Letting the cat out of the bag early.

56:20 Caller I was looking for you guys on TRL on Friday, but it didn't come out on the West Coast.

56:25 Drew Maybe it was on Thursday, wasn't it?

56:27 Caller I don't know.

56:29 Lit I thought it was Friday. I'm sorry. I don't know.

56:30 Caller You guys were on though, right?

56:32 Lit Yes, we were. We were there.

56:34 Caller So who was the genius at RCA who signed you? Because even back when you guys were new to the scene, I thought, man, these guys rock.

56:41 Adam Well, how many of the RCA record reps do you know by name there, Tric? Do you know these guys?

56:49 Caller I have no idea. You know what? I'm honestly just a normal guy with a normal life, got a wife, two little girls.

56:55 Drew And a dedicated fan.

56:56 Adam Good.

56:57 Caller Just a huge fan.

56:57 Adam Right. So you didn't actually want him to say like Irv Wittenberg.

57:03 Drew It's his way of offering a compliment.

57:05 Adam Okay. Well, thanks, Tric. The band appreciates it.

57:09 Caller I'm just thrilled to be able to say that I knew Lit back when they were razzle and had that entire dazzle. For those of you listening, jump on the bandwagon because Lit's blazing the trail in a new genre that's got style and pizzazz with a big kick.

57:24 Adam All this on the website.

57:26 Caller Thanks for the informative website, litlounge.com. Go see it. I've never seen a website for a band making an album and all that goes on.

57:34 Caller Are you Kevin's dad?

57:36 Lit Hi, dad.

57:37 Caller It was so cool to see all that stuff with the different episodes you guys put out.

57:40 Adam All right. Well, give a trick. Why don't you give the website address out?

57:44 Lit He did.

57:44 Caller He did.

57:47 Caller litlounge.com.

57:48 Caller He did.

57:48 Lit On top of things right there.

57:50 Adam Thank you.

57:50 Caller You know, with all the episodes that you got.

57:52 Caller All right.

57:53 Adam Well, listen, the guy's a big fan and we're fans too, but we got to get back to the show eventually.

57:59 Lit Wow.

57:59 Caller Wow.

58:00 Adam That's nice though. Too bad it's a dude.

58:02 Lit We do have rad fans though. Seriously.

58:04 Adam Yeah. He's definitely the raddest. Steve?

58:08 Yeah.

58:08 Adam You're 17?

58:09 Caller Yeah.

58:10 I was wondering what the effects of XCC was.

58:13 Drew One time?

58:14 No, just the long-term effects. Maybe you're doing it once a month.

58:18 Drew How many times total?

58:20 How many times have I done it now?

58:22 Drew Am I not being clear?

58:24 Adam He's high though.

58:26 Drew Well, we're witnessing one of the effects right now.

58:28 Adam How many times have you done it?

58:30 I've only done it once, but we're planning on doing it about maybe once a month.

58:34 Adam Well, here's the problem with the plan, because I had the same plan with Crack. I figured, you know, six times, seven times a year, tops. And it turned into seven and a half times a year, and then it got out of control. So, Steve? Yeah. You probably you might end up doing it more often because you might enjoy it, you know, and then you got trouble.

58:57 Caller I've got a lot of self-control, though.

58:59 Adam Well, look, if he said he was going to do it once a month.

59:02 Drew Once a month is a very serious concern.

59:04 Adam Now it is.

59:05 Drew Because after about ten times, that's when we start to see the long-term effects, which are primarily mood disturbances, chronic anxiety, memory problems, personality changes even sometimes. And mostly...

59:15 Caller Like just losing it?

59:16 Drew Losing your memory permanently. And mostly, though, we see these depressions that become chronic, and they often don't come on until a few years after you've been using. So a day does not go by that I'm not dealing with this in a hospital, with people with chronic, chronic problems with their moods because of this drug. It damages the mood centers. How many times before it happens? We don't know. Ten times? Might not. Twenty times? Probably will.

59:40 Adam All right. So you got the next ten months, or nine months to look forward to. You've used one of them, Steve.

59:45 Caller So probably not a good idea to do it.

59:47 Adam Probably not.

59:48 Drew If we're going to... Listen, there are all kinds of things out there that must be a lot of fun that I would recommend if they were good things that work for people. Threesomes, foursomes, ecstasy, pot. I say, why not? Go for it.

59:57 Adam That's a good weekend for lit, right there.

59:59 Drew Yeah, it would be awesome. For these guys, look at that. They're a mess.

1:00:01 Caller Gay love. Yeah, whatever.

1:00:03 Drew But it doesn't work, those things. It's not good. It gives you long-term pain for short-term gain.

1:00:11 Adam Oh, really? All right there, Steve.

1:00:13 Thank you.

1:00:13 Adam Hey, take care of yourself.

1:00:14 You too.

1:00:15 Adam All right.

1:00:15 Caller Let's see.

1:00:17 Adam Let's talk to Rich. Yeah, what?

1:00:20 Drew I'm just thinking, what would people be thinking? What would be my motivation for telling people not to have a threesome or not to have a four-some?

1:00:26 Adam You're tight, you're married, you're the man. Morals.

1:00:29 Drew But what would? No, I have no nothing.

1:00:31 Adam He has no morals.

1:00:31 Drew None of that. It's just purely-

1:00:33 Lit You don't have morals?

1:00:34 Drew Well, I do, but that's nothing to do with why I recommend. I would never impose my stuff on anybody.

1:00:39 Lit Did you have a threesome?

1:00:40 Drew If it was healthy, it'd be great. It'd be wonderful. But it screws people up is the problem. And I'm in a, you know, it really screws up monogamous relationships.

1:00:48 Lit Yes.

1:00:48 Drew It really screws them up. In fact, I'd recommend five partners all at once. There you go.

1:00:52 Caller Thank you.

1:00:54 Adam Rich, what's happening?

1:00:56 I don't know if I can follow that.

1:00:58 Caller I hear this talk about the 350 GT.

1:01:00 What about the 500 GT?

1:01:02 Adam Oh, we were talking earlier about American muscle cars.

1:01:06 Caller Oh, boy.

1:01:08 Adam Anderson doesn't know anything about cars, so we place that crappy, oh boy, and what thing every time I speak about cars. Hey, Rich, there you go. Hey, I don't like the 500. Is it that 428 big block?

1:01:21 Yeah, you don't like the big block?

1:01:22 Adam The Cobra Jet? No.

1:01:24 Drew Why?

1:01:25 Adam It's just a bigger, heavier car.

1:01:27 Drew Oh.

1:01:28 Adam It's got a lot of chunk on it.

1:01:29 Are you going for something to get some speed off the line, or what are you doing?

1:01:33 Adam I just like something that's a little smaller and a little lighter and has a little higher red line as far as the engine goes, and maybe a little less low-end torque.

1:01:44 Drew I called you a pussy.

1:01:45 Adam I know. I'm kidding.

1:01:47 But one last thing, though, about the lightning round.

1:01:49 Drew I heard it is.

1:01:50 Adam Yeah, lightning round.

1:01:51 Can you work in a school lunch report, like in the small market radio, they give the school lunch ever?

1:01:56 Adam Do they give school lunch?

1:01:57 Yeah, they'll say, like, hey, call it up, we got Salisbury steak and mixed vegetables.

1:02:02 Adam Really? I mean, don't the kids know what day fish sticks are and what day pizza is? Fish sticks.

1:02:07 Lit Al, ask Al about the fish sticks.

1:02:11 Adam All right, well, hey, Rich. Yeah. I appreciate your inquiry about the why not the 500.

1:02:17 Drew This looks pretty cool, Adam.

1:02:18 Adam Why? It drew a point in the picture of the GT 500.

1:02:22 Yeah, it had gone in 60 seconds too, right?

1:02:24 Adam Now, I think that was a 351 or something, that they did something too. I don't think it was a 500, but it looked like a 500. We gotta look into that.

1:02:31 They put some spoilers on it or something.

1:02:33 Adam Right, right, it was a bastard car.

1:02:35 Caller Now, this is wonderful.

1:02:37 Adam That's what we're talking about. Hey, Drew, are you gonna be satisfied until you knock over my beer with my own car magazine?

1:02:43 Lit Should we mark it Adam?

1:02:44 Adam Yes, yes.

1:02:45 Drew Pomona. No, if you want to go to a car market.

1:02:46 Lit I was gonna go, but I was too lazy to get a bed.

1:02:49 Adam Were you gonna go down to Pomona, Ryan?

1:02:50 Lit I was going to do it. We all usually go.

1:02:53 Drew No, not the Rose Bowl.

1:02:54 Lit Yes.

1:02:55 Drew No, you're talking about Pomona. A car fair.

1:02:57 Lit Different one. Dude.

1:02:59 Adam I saw Jeremy at the Rose Bowl like a couple of months ago, but this is the car one.

1:03:05 Lit I'm not talking cars right now.

1:03:06 Adam I know, I know. You wanna get yourself a nice end table.

1:03:09 Lit Thank you.

1:03:09 Adam And I'm looking for a nice torque wrench.

1:03:11 Lit All right.

1:03:11 Adam Thank you.

1:03:12 Lit We'll talk about this later.

1:03:13 Adam All right. Very humiliating. Susie?

1:03:15 Hi.

1:03:16 Adam You're 20?

1:03:16 Caller Yeah.

1:03:17 Caller What's up?

1:03:18 Caller Recently, I've been sleeping with a friend of mine for a year and a half, and we recently just moved in together. And I just, you know, have been, I've made like a pretty good friend, and he is attracted to her and she's attracted to him. And I told him like no more sex now, but I don't know how to deal with it really. I mean, because I, I'm a very jealous person, and every time I see, like...

1:03:40 Drew Why did you pretend this was just a friendship if it was more than that?

1:03:43 Caller I don't know, it was like more of a thing of convenience.

1:03:46 Drew Well, it was for him, I'm sure, but why did you pretend it was just a friendship if it was more than that? Why didn't you tell him how you actually were feeling?

1:03:52 Caller Because I think if I tell him how I feel, then he'll feel obligated to go out with me and not really want to.

1:03:57 Adam Well, he wouldn't go out with you. No, you're scared you're going to tell him and he's not going to go out with you.

1:04:01 Drew Right. You're afraid that he's going to dump you because he's not ready, you don't want to hear that he's not into that kind of relationship with you. And that's what an awful thing to have to live with, that you don't feel worth speaking up and having your feelings reciprocated, that you have to sort of subjugate your feelings and be servicing a relationship that doesn't really exist.

1:04:18 Adam But God bless you. When's the last time you had sex with him?

1:04:24 Caller It was about like Thursday morning.

1:04:25 Drew Why do you do that?

1:04:28 Adam She wants to be close to him.

1:04:29 Drew Yeah, but you understand that's not what he's into with you.

1:04:32 Adam Well, maybe he is. How do you know he's not going to be into you that way?

1:04:35 Caller I just wanted to get some dick.

1:04:39 Lit Is it threesome out of the question?

1:04:42 Adam Yeah. Hey, Suzy, were you saying that he likes your roommate or something?

1:04:47 Drew Her good friend.

1:04:47 Caller No, I'm living with him.

1:04:49 Drew No, he likes her good friend.

1:04:51 Caller A friend of mine.

1:04:52 Drew That's who he really wants to date.

1:04:54 Caller Yeah, they like each other. And I told my other friend, but I told her to go for him.

1:04:59 Drew Because again, you're in denial about your own feelings.

1:05:03 Caller But I don't want him to, I don't want him to, I'm afraid that he'll reject me and that he won't want me that way.

1:05:07 Drew That's right.

1:05:07 Caller He's not obligated to be with me.

1:05:09 Drew No, no.

1:05:09 Adam You're afraid he'll reject you. Forget about the obligation part. If you thought he would actually be with you, you'd just do it and say screw him. But you're just scared he's just going to flat dump you.

1:05:18 Caller But we're living together, so it's kind of, it'd be really kind of awkward.

1:05:21 Drew Well, you got yourself into this one.

1:05:23 Adam Where's your daddy?

1:05:24 Drew Pardon me?

1:05:25 Adam Where's daddy?

1:05:26 Caller My parents just split up about two weeks ago.

1:05:30 Adam That's not too bad. What gave you the feeling everyone was going to leave you though? Anyone leave you?

1:05:36 Caller I don't know. I've had a lot of friends who've moved away.

1:05:38 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:05:39 Adam I'm not talking about that. Nothing from the past? Disappointment?

1:05:44 Drew Your family life has been stable all this time until recently?

1:05:47 Caller No. For about a year and a half, they weren't really talking. They weren't getting along. I caught my dad cheating.

1:05:55 Drew You caught him cheating. There we go.

1:05:57 Adam Did you walk in on him?

1:05:59 Caller Well, it was kind of a compromising thing. He was at a friend's house and I came by because he was spending so much time there because they were fixing something, and I stopped by to see if he was actually there.

1:06:09 Adam His balls were broken and they had to fix it.

1:06:11 Caller They were fixing up a trailer or something like that, and I walked in and people who were there were gone, and there's this lady there, just one of their friends hanging out, and his head was in her lap.

1:06:22 Caller Oh, Daddy, please!

1:06:23 Caller And then I totally, you know, he said he was taking a nap, and we didn't talk about it. We don't confront things.

1:06:29 Drew Oh, my God, what a nightmare.

1:06:32 Adam Yeah, I was pretty tired from banging the bejesus out of her, so I thought I'd take a nap. All right, so, hey, Suzie? All right, so you're 20, you got a little energy with the guys, and that's fine, and you got yourself into a situation. It's just a learning experience.

1:06:47 Drew You gotta extract yourself from this.

1:06:49 Caller But should I tell him straight up?

1:06:51 Adam Well, you know something we don't know, which is you got a feeling the answer's gonna be no, right?

1:06:59 Caller Well, I mean, he says that he loves me, but when he says that he loves me, I take it as in, you know, I love you, but I'm not in love with you?

1:07:04 Drew Yeah, that's right. That's right, but he also, he has friends that, there's women he wants to date, and he would not subject you to that if he really wanted a relationship with you. I mean, he would never dream of that.

1:07:16 Adam So should she try it?

1:07:18 Drew I think you have to tell, I think it's reasonable to tell him how you're feeling, because you've got to work this out. I mean, you might as well alert him to what's going on with you, so if you have to get out of there and end this relationship, he understands why. He's not bewildered.

1:07:28 Adam I don't think you can live with him, though.

1:07:30 Drew No.

1:07:30 Caller Oh, well, he tells me, you know, that he asks me if I don't want him to go out with her, that, you know, he won't do it, you know, he won't.

1:07:37 Drew Yeah, but you've been his whipping post all this time. He knows you're going to just let him do whatever.

1:07:43 Adam More of a jizzing trough.

1:07:44 Drew Jizzing trough, okay.

1:07:45 Caller But, I mean, but, Susie, you're the perfect woman for this guy.

1:07:50 Drew You made yourself into just this sort of fantasy person that has no feelings.

1:07:53 Lit Jizzing Trough would make a great name for a band.

1:07:55 Adam It would. It was a great, it was a great Omen Brothers song, I think.

1:08:00 Caller Dunked in the jizzing trough, dunked in the jizzing trough, Oh Lord, I think I'm going to drown. You guys should write a song called Dunked in the Jizzing Trough.

1:08:13 Lit I'm already ahead of you right there.

1:08:16 Adam All you really got to do is, I assure you, there is an Omen Brothers song called, is it Tied to the Whipping Post? Remember that? Do you know that song?

1:08:22 Lit Tied to the Jizzing Trough.

1:08:23 Adam There is. All right. I'm looking for help around here.

1:08:26 Lit I'm there with you, man. I'm feeling it.

1:08:28 Adam Tied to the Whipping Post?

1:08:29 Caller Yes.

1:08:30 Drew No, I remember the tune.

1:08:32 Caller You're older than I am.

1:08:33 Adam You should know.

1:08:33 Drew I remember the tune.

1:08:34 Caller He would just keep going, Tied to the Whipping Post. Dunked in the Jizzing Trough.

1:08:42 Drew Yes.

1:08:42 Caller That's great.

1:08:43 Drew Huge hit.

1:08:44 Adam Listen, can somebody find Tied to the Whipping Post by the, I think it's the Allman Brothers.

1:08:48 Lit We've never heard of the Allman Brothers.

1:08:49 Drew It's got to be. Are you serious?

1:08:56 Adam Here's the only thing I want to say about.

1:08:58 Drew Ramblin Man?

1:08:59 Adam Here's, we weren't born to like the 70s, guys. Yeah.

1:09:03 Caller Tara was born in the 80s.

1:09:05 Drew Do you know where the Rolling Stones are?

1:09:07 Caller Okay.

1:09:08 Adam Here's all I want to say about our staff. And Drew, and I think you'll agree with this, whether it's Anderson or Tara, don't call me Tara. No, Tara, don't call me Tara, or any of the numbskulls that work for this show. It's not the fact that they know nothing. That part I don't hold against them. It's that they're brazen about it. That they actually turn my knowledge against me. I'm supposed to feel like some kind of pariah for knowing who the Allman brothers are. I'm like some old geezer who just climbed out of a Cushman cart that I used to get around town, and because my eyesight's too bad, I had my license stripped eight years ago. I'm supposed to feel bad for knowing things. Well, I will not have that.

1:09:47 Drew See, the point is that, I'll not feel bad.

1:09:49 Caller To Alaska, come on.

1:09:52 Adam That's a popular song with the kids. I stick by that story. Somebody please call up and tell us and Lit, if Tied to the Whipping Post is an Allman Brothers song, I'm almost sure it is. And if somebody can sing it, although I am singing it. And Drew, why don't you know anything?

1:10:09 Drew That's the song. I just remember the melody. That's the melody.

1:10:13 Lit All right.

1:10:13 Adam Thank you. So Dunked in the Jizz and Trough is going to be the-

1:10:16 Lit I back that song. That's the number one hit. Thank you. All right.

1:10:19 Adam We'll be back with Lit after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Hey, Jay and Kevin are both here from Lit. Hi, everybody. Ozzy Osborne in here tomorrow night.

1:11:16 Lit That's so rad.

1:11:16 Adam Is that his real name? Is it Ozzy?

1:11:19 Lit Mark Johnson is his real name.

1:11:20 Drew Is that right?

1:11:21 Lit No.

1:11:23 Caller I never thought it was anything but Ozzy.

1:11:25 Adam Lloyd Goldfarb thinks it's an actual name. But it's heritage hold on the back.

1:11:30 Lit Elliot, yeah.

1:11:32 Adam Oh, this is going to be great. So I got to work. I got to read a bio or something on Ozzy.

1:11:38 Drew I'm definitely going to listen to him on the night.

1:11:40 Adam Yeah. Well, you know, my first question is, have you done anything since Sabbath? That's going to be my first question to humiliate myself and anger him. So he must have that Oz Fest or something coming up, right?

1:11:53 Caller He's got a new single out.

1:11:55 Adam I've been hearing the new album around.

1:11:56 Lit He was just on Jay Leno.

1:11:58 Adam Oh, he was.

1:11:59 Lit Yeah. You know what it is, Adam? Is I think Ozzy has an album coming out the same day we do. I think Tuesday, Atomic Lit Ozzy has an album coming out.

1:12:08 Adam That's probably why I didn't hear anything about it.

1:12:10 Caller I could smell it all the way over here.

1:12:11 Lit It's a giant pretzel.

1:12:14 Adam Yeah. I almost UCF for it there. It smells funky. That's right. Josh?

1:12:19 Caller Yeah.

1:12:19 Adam You're 14?

1:12:21 Caller Yeah.

1:12:21 Adam Yeah. What's up, buddy?

1:12:24 Caller I have really major problems and it's really humiliating. I'm in class sitting and seriously, I'm not thinking about chicks or anything.

1:12:33 Adam Right.

1:12:33 Caller I just get an erection and I'm just sitting there doing my math homework. Well, not really doing it, but-

1:12:39 Adam Right.

1:12:39 Drew Pretending to do it.

1:12:42 Caller I just get one right and the bell rings. You have to get up and you can see it sticking out in your pants.

1:12:48 Adam Well, at least you can see it.

1:12:51 Drew Adam had a different kind of embarrassment.

1:12:53 Adam That's right.

1:12:54 Caller But anyway, it's really embarrassing. Having to cover it up with your books or just crouching down.

1:13:01 Drew You just realize you're not alone.

1:13:04 Lit Yeah.

1:13:06 Caller You should start wearing tidy whities.

1:13:08 Lit That way you can tuck it up forward and just wear a long shirt. Yeah, that's good.

1:13:13 Adam Pull against your belly. Yeah, like packing heat.

1:13:16 Caller See, Kevin and I went to high school together.

1:13:18 Lit We went through that same thing all the time. We talked to each other. I got hard on every day, man. I don't know what my problem was.

1:13:23 Adam Well, you're just an average young high schooler. Hey, Josh?

1:13:28 Drew Yeah?

1:13:28 Adam You're lucky. See, when Drew and I were in high school, there were these things called dolphin shorts that were very popular that everyone had to wear during the summer.

1:13:37 Drew Like wearing Kleenex.

1:13:39 Adam Yeah, so if you got a boner in the dolphin shorts, it would actually come out of the shorts.

1:13:45 Drew Tear right through them.

1:13:45 Adam Forget about the bulge. You would actually see bare penis. You understand? Yeah.

1:13:51 Lit It's no joke here. It's a true story.

1:13:53 Adam Yeah. Drew would wear that. He'd wear one of those, he'd wear long, you know the baseball shirts with the blue sleeves and the white shirt, but cut off at the belly.

1:14:02 Caller You couldn't tuck it up or down.

1:14:03 Adam Half shirt, dolphin shorts and thongs and no underpants.

1:14:06 Drew There you go. That was the look.

1:14:10 Adam All right, Josh, you're good. You wear those jeans, right?

1:14:13 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:14 Adam Yeah, you're good. All right, buddy.

1:14:16 Caller All right.

1:14:17 Adam Take care of that penis. You'll be fine.

1:14:19 Caller All right.

1:14:21 Adam A lot of guys, it's news to a lot of guys who get boners during the day apparently. Chris?

1:14:27 Yes.

1:14:27 Adam You're 21?

1:14:28 Caller Yes, I am.

1:14:29 Adam You're on with Lit.

1:14:30 Caller I wanted to comment to Josh's problem before he asked you about mine, if that's okay.

1:14:33 Adam Go ahead.

1:14:34 Caller Okay. Well, I failed PE class in high school because we had to wear like sweat shorts and every morning when we go out to the basketball court, I'd get an erection and I have to go sit down.

1:14:45 Drew Made you feel peed.

1:14:47 Caller But anyways.

1:14:48 Adam And they failed because you couldn't participate?

1:14:51 Caller Yeah, basically.

1:14:52 Drew That's very loud.

1:14:53 Caller A lot of hot girls when they pee.

1:14:55 Drew It's a rabid bong.

1:14:56 Caller Yeah. Right. Okay, anyways.

1:14:58 Adam So you started smoking weed to forget?

1:15:00 Caller Yeah.

1:15:02 Adam Shocking.

1:15:03 Caller My problem is I've done ecstasy like 150 times.

1:15:07 Drew Right.

1:15:07 Caller And I stopped three months ago.

1:15:09 Drew Yeah.

1:15:10 Caller And about a month ago, I went into my doctors and I was about to commit suicide because I was so depressed.

1:15:14 Drew That's ecstasy. There you go.

1:15:16 Caller And my doctor put me on Zoloft and I have about a month worth of supply left and my doctor told me that I won't get anymore. And my question is, am I like just curing the symptoms or?

1:15:25 Drew Well, you hurt your, you damage your brain, so it's going to be that way the rest of your life, basically. Ecstasy damages that part of your brain that maintains your mood and you do 150 times, you're going to be on medicine the rest of your life.

1:15:37 Caller Really?

1:15:37 Drew The problem is, you're also smoking pot every day. And so the medicine doesn't work very well. It's going to keep kind of dragging you down. It's going to be very hard to stabilize your mood if you're continuing to smoke pot.

1:15:48 Caller Basically, I've actually been happier on Zoloft.

1:15:51 Drew I'm sure you have. It's a very effective medication. But again, it's going to be very difficult for them to effectively treat you if you continue to smoke pot every day.

1:15:57 Adam All right. So what's the plan? Get off the weed?

1:16:00 Drew You've got to get off the weed. You've got to get into a program.

1:16:01 Adam You've got to get back and get that QED, too, I think.

1:16:05 Drew And probably you'll need something stronger than Zoloft as time goes along because these depressions usually get worse with ecstasy with time.

1:16:11 Caller I see.

1:16:11 Adam Hey, Chris?

1:16:12 Caller Yes?

1:16:13 Adam Sorry to bum your high. But you do got to get off the weed.

1:16:17 Drew You can't effort your brain like that.

1:16:18 Adam Because now you're battling.

1:16:18 Drew Yeah, you can't effort your brain like that and expect nothing to happen. I mean, these are damaging chemicals. It's unfortunate, but I wish they were wonderful, healthy things. I would just tell you to enjoy it. But they aren't. They're damaging.

1:16:28 Adam Drew, don't get on that jag again.

1:16:29 Drew What is that? Why can't?

1:16:31 Adam You want me to go back to the Allman Brothers Jag?

1:16:33 Drew Yeah.

1:16:34 Lit What happened to that? Yeah.

1:16:35 Adam What happened to my answer about the Allman Brothers and tied to the Whiffing Cross? North to Alaska, come on the rushes on. Tennessee Ernie Ford. Is that kid still listening to him? All right. Oh wait a minute. Someone has a...

1:16:51 Drew What? Oh, here it is. Here it is.

1:16:53 Adam Yeah. That's a 15 year old.

1:16:54 Drew Let's see.

1:16:55 Adam I know.

1:16:56 Drew He can get around the web. Come on.

1:16:57 Adam Have we ever had an answer?

1:16:58 Drew Never.

1:16:59 Adam To a question. Kevin? Hi. You're 15? Yeah.

1:17:04 Caller All right.

1:17:04 Adam You have an answer for me in my tied to the Whiffing Cross? It is an Allman Brothers song. Thank you.

1:17:09 Drew How did you find that out?

1:17:10 Caller I searched for it online.

1:17:13 Adam What would that be like 74, 75 or something? I have no idea. Okay. We'll get back on the computer, Kevin. All right. So, Drew, that's the name of the song.

1:17:23 Lit Who Cares.

1:17:24 Adam Thank you.

1:17:26 Caller I saw Lit at Big Stink 6 in Oregon.

1:17:29 Lit Oh, right on.

1:17:29 Caller They were good.

1:17:31 Drew Thank you.

1:17:31 Adam Just good or possibly great?

1:17:33 Drew You guys were good.

1:17:34 Caller Oh, they were spectacular.

1:17:36 Adam There you go.

1:17:37 Drew Thanks, bro.

1:17:37 Adam Well, just for you, Kevin, we're going to hear something from Lit off the new CD right about now, right?

1:17:43 Caller Yep.

1:17:43 Adam Tuesday, you're going to want to go out and get that Lit CD because there's a very limited number that they're releasing and that has all the goodies on it.

1:17:51 Caller I'll do that if I can get the money.

1:17:53 Adam Well, you can get it. It's cheap.

1:17:55 Caller Yeah.

1:17:55 Caller It's on sale.

1:17:57 Adam And while you're there, you pick up the best of the Allman Brothers. Yes.

1:18:01 Caller All right. All right. All right.

1:18:03 Adam Well, now, yes, we're going to hear something off the Atomic CD, the new Lit CD out this Tuesday.

1:18:10 Caller It's an honor.

1:18:11 Drew It's an honor, Chris.

1:18:12 Adam Appropriately, this song is called Addicted.

1:21:11 Caller You can say that, right?

1:21:12 Caller I think we can.

1:21:13 Caller It's my theme song, dad.

1:21:15 Lit Suck, suck, suck, dick, dick, dick, dick.

1:21:18 Caller You're allowed to say that?

1:21:18 Caller I don't think you can say that.

1:21:20 Caller Unacceptable.

1:21:21 Adam All right. Lit is here. We're going to take a little break, and we'll be back with more of them. And we're cutting the beer off, by the way, though, and more of you after this.

1:21:32 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:22:09 Caller Hi, I'm Rob Schneider. You're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline, my favorite show.

1:22:13 Caller You're doing it.

1:22:15 Caller It's Loveline.

1:22:17 Adam That's Drew. I'm Adam over there. Dr. Drew, board certified and addiction medicine. Ozzy Osbourne in here tomorrow night, lit in here tonight. All the boys are in the studio. Atomic's the name of the CD? Yes?

1:22:33 Lit Yes. It is. Atomic.

1:22:36 Adam Just want to make sure.

1:22:37 Lit This Tuesday.

1:22:38 Adam This Tuesday and the first, well, I'm not going to tell you the amount, but a relative few in the number that lit intends to sell. And record insiders predict big sales.

1:22:50 Drew 400,000.

1:22:51 Adam On the Atomic.

1:22:52 Caller The numbers just came in.

1:22:54 Adam We just got the projected numbers. They've one main. So you can stop voting. But the point is, is you want to get the first couple hundred grand, not one guy, but spread it out over about eight or ten people. And then you'll have the super deluxe package. Carrie?

1:23:14 Caller Yeah?

1:23:14 Adam You're 18?

1:23:16 Caller Yes, I am.

1:23:17 Adam Okay. What's up?

1:23:18 Caller Well, me and my girlfriend have been kind of like arguing a little bit because she, we've never been with a guy. Okay?

1:23:28 Drew You're lesbian. Drew, please.

1:23:29 Caller Yeah.

1:23:30 Adam Are you a lesbian?

1:23:32 Caller Oh, okay.

1:23:32 Adam Drew was right.

1:23:34 Caller Well, she's been wanting to have sex with a guy because she says she's never done it with a guy. And she wants to have a threesome with a guy. And I don't know what, you know, I kind of want to talk to her.

1:23:48 Drew Were you in a monogamous relationship, you thought, with her?

1:23:51 Caller Well, I thought we were.

1:23:52 Drew How long have you been her girlfriend?

1:23:54 Caller I've been her girlfriend since I was 15.

1:23:57 Drew How old is she?

1:23:58 Caller She's 20.

1:24:00 Adam What's up? Everything all right other than that?

1:24:03 Caller Well, you know, we've been kind of fighting about it because I told her, you know, I don't really feel like I need to do that.

1:24:13 Adam Well, she's chaotic, right? I mean, she's looking for trouble, right?

1:24:17 Caller Kind of. She's kind of wild.

1:24:19 Adam Yeah. She's like a little bit troubled.

1:24:22 Caller Yeah, a little bit.

1:24:23 Adam She's got sort of a sketchy past.

1:24:26 Caller Yeah.

1:24:27 Adam Yeah. So now she's got to act out a little bit.

1:24:30 Drew Things are too happy in your relationship.

1:24:32 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something. You know, when you watch that show Cops, and there's that dude who's in his underpants, and he decided to beat the crap out of his neighbor's mailbox with aluminum baseball bat about 4 a.m. And then as they're carting the guy away that you find out he's on parole, and that he's only been out for three weeks, and you think, why would the guy get loaded, get in his underpants, and cause such a ruckus? You think he'd be keeping a low profile, at least until he got off of parole. But no, he didn't. Why? Because he knows chaos. And... He is chaos. He is. And that's what he needs. And that's what your girlfriend needs. She needs a little chaos in her life, okay? All right. All right. And that's what she's going to bring to the relationship. So it's not even the threesome that needs to be discussed. It's why does she got to bring this chaos into the relationship? And I don't think you're going to get a good answer from her on that.

1:25:28 Caller What do you got? All right.

1:25:30 Adam Is that the lesbian chaos queen? Yeah. Put her on.

1:25:36 Caller All right. Who's on the phone?

1:25:40 Caller Hello?

1:25:41 Drew Hello? Lesbian.

1:25:42 Caller Yes?

1:25:43 Adam Hi. This is Loveline, the radio show.

1:25:45 Caller Oh, my God.

1:25:47 Adam Yeah, that's right. Carrie, call because she was concerned.

1:25:50 Drew About the threesome?

1:25:51 Adam About the threesome, yes.

1:25:53 Drew Imagine that.

1:25:53 Adam But more about the relationship.

1:25:55 Drew Yeah. Yeah. She doesn't want anything to hurt the relationship.

1:25:58 Caller Yeah.

1:25:58 Adam Why do you have to disrupt the relationship?

1:26:01 Caller No, it's just I'm kind of curious. I mean, I don't really, I mean, if she really honestly doesn't want to go through with it, it's just something that I wanted to try.

1:26:08 Drew But if you do it, it will very much hurt her and will probably end your relationship with her.

1:26:14 Caller I won't do it without her. I mean.

1:26:15 Drew Yeah, but having her there, having her seeing you do all that will be very punishing to her.

1:26:20 Adam Hold on. Kevin from Lit wants to be the guy. Did you hear me? I know. I know. Your brain is.

1:26:27 Drew There's a giant bubble over your head.

1:26:29 Caller Thought bubble over your head.

1:26:31 Lit She wants, and you know what?

1:26:32 Adam It's almost right.

1:26:32 Lit Our song said it, so I'm going to say it. She wants to experience dick.

1:26:37 Adam Yeah, that's pretty much it. Well, Kevin's a dick, so if you want him to come by.

1:26:43 Lit This is the one that wants to experience it, right?

1:26:45 Drew Yeah, she's the one.

1:26:46 Caller You've never had it before?

1:26:47 Lit Never had it.

1:26:49 Drew No. But you're in a monogamous relationship with someone else.

1:26:51 Lit Yes. Female.

1:26:53 Drew Yeah, but whoever. You're harming your partner by straying. I don't care if it's a female or a male.

1:27:00 Lit But you want your partner to experience it, too, do you?

1:27:05 Caller Yeah.

1:27:07 Adam Well, if you really want the experience of your typical male, just rape yourself with a mop handle, dump some beer on your chest, and then just lie there crying and take a shower and say, I can't get clean. That's what every one of my sexual experiences has been like so far. So here's what we're saying to you. We suspect you're trying to destabilize the relationship more than you are trying to experiment with a guy. If you really valued the relationship, you would not chance destabilizing it, which you may do. Right.

1:27:45 Drew And if you're done with the relationship, then finish it off first, then go ahead and experiment all you wish. It's not funny because you're really going to hurt yourself.

1:27:52 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:27:53 Drew All right.

1:27:53 Adam Are you sort of done with the relationship?

1:27:56 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:27:57 Adam Well, hold on. One no means no, two no means sort of, but eight no means done a week ago.

1:28:05 Drew Definitely, yes.

1:28:05 Adam That's always bad. We'll do a little reenactment. Go ahead.

1:28:08 Drew So are you done with the relationship?

1:28:09 Lit No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was listening to Charlie Brown's teacher, wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah.

1:28:32 Drew Good sex, good sex. That's all I heard.

1:28:34 Lit Yeah.

1:28:35 Adam Especially that many no's with the partner standing there, too.

1:28:38 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:28:39 Adam No, no, no, no.

1:28:39 Drew It was completely dismissed, too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:28:43 Caller No.

1:28:46 Adam All right. So do it if you like, but understand it's going to jeopardize the relationship. And all we're saying is leave the penis out of this. You guys just discuss your relationship. Thank you. All right. Oh, we're talking to Brett over here. Yeah, Brett. 18.

1:29:04 Caller Yeah.

1:29:04 Adam What's up?

1:29:06 Caller Like me and my girlfriend, we just we haven't had sex like I think the 20th of this month is going to be our year. And we started getting into like, I don't know, not like crazy stuff, just like different stuff. And we're wondering if it's healthy to have sex like in a room with other people having sex. Like not.

1:29:29 Adam You and your boyfriend, did you say?

1:29:30 Caller No, girlfriend.

1:29:31 Adam Oh, girlfriend.

1:29:32 Drew You're gay. Other people. What do you mean? Who are the people?

1:29:35 Caller Just like, I don't know, like.

1:29:37 Adam Friends, clergy.

1:29:38 Caller No, somebody else is like having sex in the same room as we are. It's really almost competing, I guess. I don't know.

1:29:45 Drew Competing.

1:29:46 Adam What do you say, cheating or competing?

1:29:48 Caller Competing.

1:29:49 Drew I understand you like set up a timer. That's what I do. And action.

1:29:53 Adam I do. I go, done. And I hold my hand up like the bull ropers do.

1:29:56 Drew You have to tap in.

1:29:57 Adam Oh, yeah. I got to ring that bell like Mr. T did in the bar bouncer competition. Hey, Brent.

1:30:05 Caller Yeah.

1:30:06 Drew What are you talking about?

1:30:07 Adam Yeah. Who are you going to find to have sex in front of?

1:30:10 Caller Not necessarily that. I mean, I don't know. We want to find like a group of people, or not group, just like a couple of it.

1:30:16 Drew You've not actually done this. You have a fantasy about this.

1:30:19 Caller Yeah.

1:30:19 Adam It sounds like swinging, sort of, but banging your own girlfriend.

1:30:23 Drew Whose idea is this?

1:30:25 Caller I don't know. We just thought of it.

1:30:26 Drew Whose idea?

1:30:28 Caller Both of ours.

1:30:30 Drew You thought of it instantly, simultaneously?

1:30:31 Caller I kind of thought of it and then brought it up to her.

1:30:34 Adam All right. Hey, hey, Brent. Yeah. You're not going to marry her, right? Maybe? Look, here's the deal. You can't experiment. Look, you got to treat relationships like, you know, there's cars you buy and you plan on keeping and then there's cars you lease and then there's the rental cars. Those are the fat ones you have, you know, on the weekends and don't tell anybody about. Now, the rented car, you throw into reverse while you're still going 30 forward. And if you got a leak, you just wet yourself while you're sitting on a seat. You don't bother getting out, taking your pants down or anything. And that's like the fat chick you pick up at the bar, right? And then there's the leases. That's like, yeah, it's nice enough for me to want to be in it for a couple of years. But I think I'm going to turn it in at the end of the 36 months. And then, but you don't want to do too much damage where you don't get your deposit back.

1:31:32 Drew And you want it to look nice while you're driving it?

1:31:33 Adam Yeah, yeah. You clean it up once in a while, but you don't go for the full detail. Like you go through the car wash, but you don't go for the armor all. You just take it easy, and then there's the keepers, and that's the one you worry about, the mileage, the interior and all that. So if she's a keeper, you don't want to do the stuff you do on the lease or the rental car. And this is like a rental car move. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:31:56 Caller Yeah.

1:31:56 Adam I think that's a good way to do it, right? Totally worked out. That did work, didn't it?

1:32:01 Caller Yeah.

1:32:01 Adam Drew, let's remember that one.

1:32:02 Drew Not rental car, lease.

1:32:03 Adam Thank you. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back to wrap up with Lit after this. Okay.

1:32:09 Caller So I know there's nothing wrong with me.

1:32:10 Caller So what's up? So I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy.

1:32:14 Caller Why can't I meet anybody?

1:32:15 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:32:17 Caller So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy.

1:32:19 Caller I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

1:32:21 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:32:23 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:32:26 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:32:29 Adam We'll be right back. All right, everybody. That's it. The Ozzy is going to be in tomorrow night. I want to thank Lit for coming in here. Always a good time with Lit. Atomic is the name of the new CD. It is out on Tuesday. A little bonus for those who, the early bird, as it were, for this CD. There's a lot of bonus stuff in there.

1:33:31 Drew Get your first $400,000. $200,000.

1:33:34 Adam Thank you. They predict $400,000 in the first 10 minutes. No, we don't. It's industry insiders. Industry insiders.

1:33:41 Drew No, wait.

1:33:41 Caller I got to write.

1:33:43 Drew It's shipped $400,000.

1:33:44 Adam Shipped $400,000, industry insiders say.

1:33:46 Drew Is that what they call it? The first day, they're going to sell out.

1:33:49 Adam That's right.

1:33:50 Drew So line up.

1:33:50 Adam Get there early and often. And Lit are what we would consider friends of the show. And we like all our friends to be successful. So please get those CDs and guys come back anytime.

1:34:03 Drew Hi, this is Kevin.

1:34:05 Caller We're from Lit.

1:34:06 Adam There you go. And until next time, it's Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown.

1:34:14 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or distinctions. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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