Episode 1000754886918

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Joe Rogan is our guest tonight. Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan. That would be nice to shorten the name to Joe Rogan.

1:29 Joe Rogan Whatever you want to call me.

1:30 Adam Joe Rogan, you know from News Radio, all those seasons and now Fear Factor, which premieres tomorrow, Monday, June 11th, NBC, 8 o'clock. You've seen all the spots. And Joe, first let me say this. I worked on this movie for a day, Frank McCluskey CI, I believe. I did that like last week or something. You remember that, Joe, when I was late. I was told that Joe Rogan also did a scene in the movie and where he played like an exotic dancer.

2:01 Joe Rogan No, I played a porno star who had his penis ensured. It was a very funny bunch of scenes we did.

2:08 Adam They told us you were just naked and had no problem with it.

2:11 Joe Rogan Whatever, man.

2:12 Adam The whole time.

2:13 Joe Rogan Not going to live forever.

2:14 Drew It's all for his craft.

2:15 Joe Rogan It's all for my craft. Yeah, well, it was a scene I had to be masturbating. That was what it was, is I was warming up for a scene. The guy didn't know what kind of an actor I was. He was just his insurance investigator. It was very slapsticky, very funny. He came in and I was in the middle of warming up. The whole conversation, we had talked about finances and stocks and stuff. I was just making it.

2:39 Adam Yeah, but the guy said, Joe was naked and we offered him some briefs and some stuff like that, but he wouldn't have it. And then it really dawned on me. You know the people who are cool, not women, but you know the guys that are coolest.

2:52 Joe Rogan Well, I wasn't totally naked. I had a patch over the privates. Seriously. It was a flesh covered patch that covered everything. It didn't cover my ass, but it covered the whole privates and the whole thing. And it was actually, they gave me a pair of shorts to wear, but the way the patch was on, it was on with double stick tape. And when I would wear shorts and stuff, it was actually more uncomfortable than just wearing the patch.

3:13 Adam But what did the double stick tape, what did the other side, really?

3:18 Joe Rogan Pubes, it hurt like hell. Pull it off, I got a wig out of it. Yeah, it was excellent. I should have shaved. Yeah, I should have worked it. I should have clearly shaved before that.

3:28 Adam I was thinking Joe looks good nude, and I thought guys who look good nude have no problem being naked. Even guys who don't look that good nude have no problem being naked. Women don't really like it because they think they're, you know, the focus is being turned to them. But I see guys now, I saw a guy at a filling station at night with his shirt off filling up. It's like, and of course the guy was ripped and cut and shredded, but I just thought at a certain point, you know, once the sun sets, and by the way, you're not jogging or playing handball, you're filling up your Jeep.

4:03 Joe Rogan Yeah, but if he's driving around with, you know, I didn't feel like wearing his shirt. That was a big deal, you know?

4:07 Adam That's true.

4:07 Joe Rogan He's gonna go on Sunset, pick up some chicks.

4:10 Adam Poor guys. All right, so let's talk about Fear Factor. Tomorrow night, like I said, 8 o'clock, NBC. Did anyone get hurt doing this?

4:19 Joe Rogan Yeah, not bad. You know, bruises, bumps and bruises. It's more scary than it is physically dangerous. I mean, of course it's physically dangerous because they are stunts, but everything is like really well-coordinated, and these stunt guys are like meticulous about it, and it's all really well-planned out.

4:35 Drew You see, the game tonight, the Laker game, every break, fear factor.

4:38 Adam Yeah, they really went crazy. They're really pushing the hell out of it.

4:41 Joe Rogan It's either going to be a huge success, like I said, or it's going to be canceled immediately, one or the others.

4:46 Adam Is, well, does it seem with reality TV, that's the way it's going?

4:50 Joe Rogan It's not, see, this is the thing, what is reality TV? I mean, it's a game show, that's all it is. It's a crazy game show. I mean, what is reality about, you know, being suspended in a car 150 feet over a dam?

5:03 Drew To tell the truth, was it a reality show?

5:04 Joe Rogan Yeah, so is Jeopardy, that's a reality show. They think The Weakest Link is a reality show. That's how it's classified.

5:09 Adam Hold on a second, everybody. I'm just giving it a title so people can recognize it.

5:13 Joe Rogan Well, it's like, it's like those goofy things, it's like alternative music. You know, when it sells 10 million copies, can we stop calling it alternative, you know?

5:21 Adam Right, right, or Underground or whatever. There you go. So, is it like those Japanese game shows where they're dumping the rats on the guys' heads and stuff?

5:32 Joe Rogan It's, the way it works is it works. There's three men and three women and there's three crazy stunts. And we eliminate people with each stunt. At the end of the day, the last person standing. How do you eliminate them? Well, they either can not complete the stunt or we do it on a distance or a time thing. I don't want to give away too much of it. It's like, depending on which stunt, like one of them was the dog attack. In a dog attack, we put people in a padded suit. We had them run across the finish line. We set a trained attack dog loose on them. And the attack dog tries to stop them. And that one, there was a line that you had to cross. If you didn't have to cross, the two people that are furthest from the line were eliminated. So we had to eliminate two people, and we could have eliminated far more if they just quit, if they couldn't deal, if they just bailed and just lied down and just couldn't take it. So that was one of them.

6:18 Adam And you know who won, it's all been filmed.

6:21 Joe Rogan Yeah, we did all nine of them. It's hundreds and hundreds of hours of footage. It takes forever to edit it. It's like 250 hours to edit each one of them. Each one 40 minute episode took 250 hours to edit.

6:32 Adam Did you do any of the stunts yourself?

6:34 Joe Rogan No, they wouldn't let me. I ate some of the stuff. I ate some nasty things. They wouldn't let me physically do anything like the insurance waivers and whatever.

6:41 Adam Good, right?

6:43 Joe Rogan I would have done a couple of them. Some of them look pretty fun.

6:45 Adam Well, like the dog one or the semi going across from semi to semi?

6:50 Joe Rogan I would have done most of them. I wouldn't have done the rat pit. The rat pit was when we put them in biker shorts and a tank top. We tied them to the bottom of an elevator shaft. We poured 400 rats on them and they were crapping on them and biting them. It was horrifying.

7:06 Adam For insurance purposes, I know these people sign waivers, but do you know that the rats don't have rabies?

7:11 Joe Rogan Yeah, see these aren't rats we just find in the street. We don't tell them that. But these are all lab rats and they're all well raised. They're taken care of, they're educated.

7:20 Adam It's not like Willard is dropping in on your head.

7:22 Joe Rogan And not only that, but they feed them constantly. That's one of the reasons why the rats are pooping so much. If you don't feed rats, they'll eat each other, especially if you have all of them together like that. So you have to have an abundance of food. So they were constant eating, so they were all bloated, so they were just constantly crapping all over these people. It was like for their own safety that they were getting crapped on.

7:39 Drew And that was a time stunt?

7:40 Joe Rogan Yeah, I think it was four or five minutes. They had a lie there. It was horrible. One guy, he was getting like his toes were getting nilled and he was screaming like a schoolgirl. It was horrifying. It was really the one moment while we were filming the show where I looked at the producer and I went, I can't believe we're doing this. I really can't believe this. But if I was watched, I mean, if I was at home, I'd be loving it. I love freak shows.

8:02 Adam Well, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock. Nicole? Nicole?

8:07 Drew Yes?

8:07 Adam Hey, you're 19. Oh, hey, by the way, the Man Show is on right now on Comedy Central. I always forget about that.

8:12 Drew When is that not on? On Comedy Central right now.

8:14 Adam Sunday nights.

8:15 Drew No, it plays all the time.

8:16 Adam 10 o'clock. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. I think Wednesday and Saturday, too.

8:19 Drew There are more repeats today.

8:20 Adam I don't know. I don't know. Nicole?

8:23 Drew Yes? I saw the history of Man today on Comedy Central.

8:26 Adam No, really?

8:27 Drew I was very excited.

8:28 Adam Thank you. Nicole? Go ahead. Sorry.

8:31 Is it okay?

8:32 Drew Yeah, Nicole, what's up?

8:34 Okay. Me and my boyfriend have sex a lot, like, four times a day or whatever. But sometimes, while we have sex, his penis will, like, go down in the middle of our, middle of sex.

8:48 Drew Yeah, I'm surprised it hasn't come off.

8:52 Four times a day.

8:54 Is that normal?

8:55 Drew It's normal. What's not normal is the sort of pace you're trying to get him to maintain. That's not normal. Whose idea is it?

9:03 No, like, like, it just started, though. He never had problems before.

9:08 Drew How many weeks of this, how long have you been in this relationship?

9:12 How many weeks have I been in this relationship?

9:14 Drew Yeah.

9:14 I've been, uh, three months.

9:16 Drew Yeah, so he's sort of just the homestretch. He's, if you'll excuse the expression, petering out. And, yeah.

9:23 Adam Yeah, listen, you women don't know this, but the guy you have sex with in the first month or two is not the same guy you have sex with in the second, you know, year or two.

9:33 Drew It's his stunt double that steps out.

9:34 Adam Well, what you're trying to do is you're trying to bang all of the penis from the last boyfriend out of her that time. And it's so, you know.

9:44 Joe Rogan Clean the plumbing out.

9:45 Adam No, but here's how the curve works. It's that they get with somebody, hang on a second, Nicole. I haven't thought about this in a while, but they're with a guy. And that guy bangs the bejesus out of her in every position for the first month and a half, two months, three months, right?

10:00 Drew And you notice when Adam says that, every guy thinks of their girlfriend and they go, oh no. Every single guy that hears that goes, oh no.

10:08 Joe Rogan I always say that, no guy ever wants to hear anything about it. All I want to hear is, my dick is huge, it's the only one you've ever seen.

10:13 Adam That's right.

10:14 Joe Rogan That's it, lie to us and we can take it.

10:15 Adam That's my mantra. Tell me how big Joe Rogan's dick is. That's what I tell every woman. That's all I want to hear. No, every guy hates to hear this, but you've been on the winning end of a few of these battles too. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you've banged the bejesus out of other guy's girlfriends. You have left some in your wake who now have had to hear about Joe Rogan and his penis.

10:37 Joe Rogan This is getting kind of personal.

10:38 Adam All right. The point is, we all have. Drew certainly is a passionate, passionate, passionate man.

10:43 Joe Rogan That's why he's knocked it out a few times.

10:45 Adam Yeah. So what happens is, is you go to town for the first two or three months, and then it starts to curtail off. You don't have to impress.

10:53 Joe Rogan Do you really think that you're doing it to make up for the guys that she's had sex with before?

10:57 Adam Well, A, you're excited. No, you're excited by the new blood, but also you want to put your best foot forward.

11:06 Drew You don't want anybody else to have outperformed you, do you?

11:08 Joe Rogan No, clearly.

11:09 Drew That's the whole deal.

11:10 Joe Rogan Well, you want to, you know, especially if you're really into it, you want to make it worth her while.

11:13 Drew All right, clear.

11:14 Adam And you'd like to, just like in any sports, your first couple times at the plate, you'd like to really make solid contact.

11:20 Joe Rogan Right, you want to land those first jabs and let them know what time it is.

11:23 Adam Right, and then if you cruise in round seven through nine, no problem.

11:27 Joe Rogan You're still worried.

11:27 Adam You just want to get out front early, get a little lead. So you do that, and then you start to curtail off and you smooth out. That's when you start, you know, cramping with the door open and breaking wind.

11:39 Joe Rogan That's when it's over. See, I refuse all that stuff. My girlfriend's in the bathroom. No, I'm never going in there. Not her, you. Even me. I don't want her going in there smelling my waist.

11:49 Adam I'm just saying, you relax a little bit. All the flossing and brushing you did before they came over, now you just take a swig of Scope and spit it in the kitchen sink. You know, you don't work quite as hard at everything.

12:04 Drew Adam graduates to the Dutch Oven once he gets there. He's there when he's farting and then cramming their head under the covers. That's when he's there.

12:10 Adam He's in touch laughing maniacally. And then it smooths out a little bit and then you're out and then the next guy comes in and his job, obviously he's going to do a better job than you because you guys had started, you've been coasting for six months. That's what guys do. Now this guy's at the end of his bang the bejesus period.

12:28 Drew He would be, except he's got a problem here. He's got Nicole as a sexual compulsive. We gotta find out about that.

12:32 Adam Oh, really? Nicole?

12:35 Joe Rogan How old are you, Nicole? You're 19?

12:37 Yes, I'm 19.

12:38 Drew Is this your idea to have sex four times a day?

12:40 No, it just happened.

12:42 Joe Rogan He's just really hot? Is that what it is?

12:44 Yeah, he's really hot.

12:45 Joe Rogan What about you?

12:46 Yeah, I'm very hot, too.

12:48 Drew No, you're the one that's sort of urging the four times a day. Is that accurate?

12:51 No, I'm not urging it. It's just like at first we didn't have sex all the time, but now it's like, I mean, he wants it, too. And he'll say, oh, let's go in the room or whatever.

13:05 Drew Maybe he's a sexual compulsive. I mean, sexual compulsive is what we'll...

13:08 I think it could be him, too. But the thing is, though, we'll try again because it will go down and he'll go back up and then it will go back down in the middle of sex.

13:17 Drew Yeah, but the point is he...

13:18 Adam That's on the fourth trip to the point, right?

13:21 Joe Rogan So what exactly is a sexual compulsive?

13:23 Drew Sexual compulsive is someone who continues to have sex in spite of... A sexual addict is somebody who continues to have sex in increasing, sort of, increasingly risky behaviors in spite of the consequences. So they spend money on it, they ruin relationships with it, and it gets worse and worse and worse. A sexual compulsive is usually someone that was sexually abused or somehow traumatized in childhood, and a lot of the energy gets turned into a sexual energy at puberty, and they can never get satisfied. They're always constantly, constantly at it, never good enough.

13:52 Joe Rogan So if it's negative, if there's negative consequences, that's what makes it a sexual compulsive?

13:56 Drew If the consequence determines addiction, it's the inability to be satisfied, the term is there.

13:59 Joe Rogan But how do you draw the line between someone who's a sexual compulsive and a dude who's just really horny?

14:03 Drew It's sometimes gray. Sometimes just a guy who's really horny. I mean, if he does not have a history of sexual abuse, then that diagnosis is sort of called a quack.

14:10 Joe Rogan Because I know a lot of my friends, I could put in that category, but I don't think they're messed up, I don't think.

14:16 Adam No, but it's the guys whose, you know, their fiance tells them if they catch them calling the phone sex line one more time, the relationship's over, and the guy still picks up the phone.

14:26 Joe Rogan It's the hooker dudes that always freak me out. I never understand the hooker thing. I know so many guys that have done the hooker thing, and I'm like, how do you, what is that? Well, I don't even get that a little bit. Like, you could always just whack it, and instead you call the hooker. That doesn't make any sense to me.

14:42 Adam I don't understand the hooker thing either. It's...

14:45 Joe Rogan Because you gotta think about who was there before you. You know, what Chris Farley looking dude was sweating over right before you, and then she just lightly towels off and comes over to your apartment or whatever, you know.

14:56 Drew To me it's such a sad...

14:57 Joe Rogan It's terrible.

14:59 Drew You can't treat that person as a human.

15:01 Joe Rogan Well, it's like the porn star thing.

15:02 Adam You guys are talking about BJs though, right?

15:04 Joe Rogan No, of course not. No, no, no, no. You're talking porn nexus. But I was talking about a buddy of mine about porno stars, about the worst thing about watching porn is you meet a bunch of porno stars and then you can never watch porn again. You can never watch them again. Because they're all a mess.

15:18 Drew Steven, yeah, they're a mess. And you realize that they were the abused children.

15:21 Joe Rogan Right, and every guy likes to think that they're just hot chicks who love sex.

15:24 Drew No, no, no such thing.

15:25 Joe Rogan But hot chicks who love sex, they have sex with their boyfriends, you know, they don't have sex with like fishermen on camera in front of like 50 union guys with microphones dangling over their heads.

15:33 Adam They're not doing you bangus, you're anus fine.

15:35 Joe Rogan I've met too many of them, I've met too many of them, and now I can't watch, this is depressing to me, you know?

15:41 Adam Well, I've met a lot of them too and I can't watch with the sound up. I still continue to watch, but not with the sound up. I don't know what Nicole's, the answer to Nicole's question is, by the way.

15:52 Drew Cut back, don't have sex so often.

15:54 Joe Rogan Yeah, tell the dude to tell you, when I was a kid, when I was 21, I had a girlfriend and we had sex so much that I actually got like a burn on my dick. Did I say that? Yeah, yeah. Not like a burn, but it was like abraded.

16:09 Drew Yeah, yeah.

16:10 Joe Rogan It was like worn out, it was ridiculous.

16:12 Drew That is the beauty of the young male, isn't it?

16:16 Joe Rogan Right.

16:16 Drew He'll wear his penis off if he can.

16:18 Joe Rogan We did, one time we tried to see how many times we did, we did it six times in one day.

16:23 Drew It was just stupid.

16:24 Joe Rogan It was just for no, and you know, after like the second, you don't want to really do it anymore. You're just seeing what you can do.

16:29 Adam That's right. She's back in Chicago, listening to the radio show with her husband, four months old right now.

16:34 Drew Yeah.

16:35 Joe Rogan Well, I didn't say any names.

16:37 Adam Tracy?

16:39 Drew Uh-huh.

16:39 Adam You're 15?

16:40 Caller Yeah.

16:40 Adam What's up?

16:43 Caller Well, I was raised in a Christian home, and now I've discovered that I have a mad crush on Angelina Jolie, and that goes against everything I was raised with, and I'm thinking about becoming a wiccan, and it's just...

17:00 Adam Is Angelina Jolie a wiccan? She's a waccan. She's just insane.

17:06 Caller No, but I just...

17:08 Adam Yeah?

17:09 Caller I don't know what to do exactly.

17:11 Joe Rogan Why do you have a crush on her? What is it about her?

17:13 Caller I think she looks good.

17:15 Joe Rogan Just physically? Just the way she looks?

17:16 Caller Yeah.

17:17 Adam How tall are you?

17:19 Caller I don't know.

17:20 Like 5'2.

17:21 Adam Yeah, I'm sorry. I know it was a crazy question. Most people don't know whether 7 or 4'5. I know. 5'2, how much do you weigh?

17:30 Caller I'm not telling you.

17:31 Adam Okay. Well, you're waccan material then. Because they only take the big ones.

17:36 Caller Okay.

17:37 Adam So if you're a big gal, you're already in. You're like a legacy. I don't think you have to pass the test.

17:42 Drew What went on in your home? This was not a quiet, calm, peaceful Christian home, was it?

17:49 Caller Yeah, it was. I think so. I mean, it was perfect. Nothing's perfect.

17:52 Drew Well, what was not perfect about it?

17:55 Caller Um, just, you know, a lot of deaths in my family and all this stuff like that.

18:02 Drew Who died?

18:03 Caller My grandmother.

18:04 Adam No, that's not, that's not enough. I mean, we like your grandmother and we miss her terribly, but that's not what you're getting at.

18:10 Drew What are you trying to protect yourself from?

18:14 Caller I don't know. It's like, I was raised that, you know, homosexuality is wrong and...

18:21 Drew Yeah, well, but were you raised, like, with a whip or a ruler over, you know, some sort of Damocles that if you engage in anything other than the letter of what people espoused, you'd be damned to hell, this kind of thing?

18:33 Caller No, it wasn't like that.

18:35 Adam All right. Well, are you doing all right in school? I mean, you're just depressed, right? So you're fantasizing about Angelina Jolie and the Wiccans.

18:44 Caller Yeah.

18:44 Adam Right. Do you have any friends?

18:47 Caller Yeah.

18:48 Adam Yeah. And do you do okay in school? Okay. So why don't you just do that and worry about your religion later. Wiccans, believe me, this Wiccans a bunch of fat chicks who sit around. That's it. That's it. It is just a bunch of 300-pound women. That's it.

19:06 Drew Tracy, I just wonder why you, if you, I'll just explore a little bit. I mean, I agree with Adam, you're depressed. I'm, I'm, it sounds like, if you make me feel like you're trying to protect yourself from people and maybe you're, you're weighed as a way of not letting other people in and sort of keeping them out. And why, if you sort of were adhering to a Christian's religious sort of set of beliefs, why would you suddenly reject all that and go to a religion that's way, very different?

19:32 Caller Because it's like every religion believes in that, in that religion because, you know, there's some proof, you know, there's something to go on or else they wouldn't believe in it. And it's just...

19:44 Joe Rogan Really? Well, not necessarily. It's just a book. And you know, there's so many contradictions in the Bible as it is.

19:50 Caller It doesn't make sense. Exactly.

19:52 Adam All right. But what about Wiccans and lesbianism for that? That doesn't make sense.

19:57 Joe Rogan Lesbian makes a lot of sense. That does, dude. You're out of line.

20:01 Adam All right. You're right. Goes right. Hey, Tracey, I don't know that you have a problem.

20:07 Joe Rogan Look at it this way. At least you're not attracted to, like, Delta Burke. You know, you're attracted to a hot chick. So good for you.

20:13 Adam And I know this has been touched on millions and millions of times, but how insane is Angelina Jolie?

20:19 Joe Rogan She's pretty cuckoo.

20:20 Adam I mean, but those are the good ones, dude.

20:23 Joe Rogan You gotta love that.

20:24 Adam When she, I guess you do, but when she was, you know, getting her Golden Globe or whatever and looking at her brother in the audience, and it's one thing to say, hey, Mark, I love you. This is for you, buddy. You know, or, hey, I just want to send some love out to my brother. But when you look at the guy and you go, I am so in love with you right now. Like, when you put the right now on the end of it, it's just creepy.

20:51 Joe Rogan Well, you know what I read?

20:51 Adam It's really creepy.

20:52 Joe Rogan I read a weird article with her, where they were talking about her relationship with her father, and how they get on the phone and they talk in character, like they'll each be working on a specific movie, and they won't break character. Like, they'll get on the phone and they'll be in character, having these conversations. I'm like, oh, excellent. Oh, fantastic. You know how great she must be in the sack, dude?

21:12 Adam Oh, my God.

21:12 Joe Rogan She must be phenomenal. Oh, my God. Like, off the deep end.

21:16 Adam Like, crazy stripper, porn star, abused guy.

21:20 Joe Rogan No, she's better than all that, because she's ignored. I don't think she was abused. She was just ignored. The abused ones, they cry a lot.

21:26 Adam The other ones are crazy. Crazy is always good. Translates into great sex.

21:31 Joe Rogan Well, with her, you can tell, dude. You can just tell.

21:33 Adam But, I mean, she's got Billy Bob Thornton's blood in a vial around her neck.

21:39 Joe Rogan Does she?

21:40 Adam Yes.

21:42 Caller I love her.

21:43 Adam They both have each other's blood in a vial around each other's neck. And every time she gets interviewed, she just keeps talking about how she wants to make love for days and nights.

21:56 Joe Rogan But isn't that more interesting as a crazy person than the crazy person like Jennifer Lopez, who changed her name to J.Lo and wants everybody to call her that, and like always talks about how, you know, like I read her interviews, they're so uninteresting. Because it's all just, you know, ego based and, you know, she's going to take roles away from other women.

22:12 Drew So no longer interested in the narcissist, now we want the frankly psychotic.

22:15 Joe Rogan Psycho is so much better. Psycho chicks are the best.

22:18 Adam No, I think Joe is right here. Because clearly, we've all clearly derived some entertainment from Angelina Jolie's bizarre life, right?

22:28 Joe Rogan Yeah, I think she's great.

22:29 Drew Have we ever really gone beyond the days of PT. Barnum? Or we just sort of changed?

22:33 Joe Rogan No, we haven't really. It's never gonna change. We're talking monkeys.

22:37 Adam Alright, we will take a little break. The monkeys who are in the studio are gonna take a little break. And when we come back we'll speak to Caleb who is 16. Mom just got married. His 18-year-old step-sister hits on him. Oh, that's good. What's Joe Rogan after this?

22:57 Drew Who's that? Is that the cult? Yeah, wow.

23:00 Adam They got a signature sound, that cult.

23:02 Drew They're back.

23:03 Adam Yeah, speaking of the cult being back, they're gonna be on this show on Tuesday.

23:08 Joe Rogan I always love those guys.

23:10 Adam Yeah, they're like...

23:11 Joe Rogan It's so different. That sanctuary song?

23:15 Adam You kind of knew a cult song, you knew what you were getting, but it was kind of like the Ramones, which was you liked what you were getting.

23:20 Joe Rogan Right.

23:21 Adam Like one guy was telling me the Ramones the other day, he goes, they only had one song, but it was really good. So I was like, okay, fine. Joe Rogan is here. Fear Factor is the name of his show. Tomorrow night, 8 o'clock, NBC. Drew can be found on Oprah tomorrow.

23:38 Drew Oh yeah, that's right.

23:39 Adam That, when's that, like 10, 5.30?

23:41 Drew Whenever I check, it's three out here, I think.

23:43 Joe Rogan Bitch slapping Dr. Phil around.

23:45 Drew No, he's not, just me and Oprah.

23:46 Joe Rogan Straighten out.

23:47 Adam All right, but there may be a new sheriff in town. Dr. Drew, everyone, Oprah tomorrow.

23:52 Drew I still don't know how you found out what the hell happened there.

23:54 Adam I, a guy named Jason Schrift, who works on the Man Show, one of our segment producers, is a guy, his girlfriend works on Oprah, and he apparently got the skinny from her.

24:06 Drew But she called up and said, you'll never guess what happened today.

24:09 Adam He said that Drew went up to the sofa and spent the whole day on the sofa, and that's a big deal. Drew went to do Oprah last Wednesday, Thursday, and I thought it was going to be the usual cluster F where he's in there.

24:24 Drew With 14 other guys.

24:25 Adam Amongst all the other doctors doing nothing.

24:28 Drew In fact, he said it will be me. It looked like the album cover of.

24:31 Adam Sergeant Peppers.

24:32 Drew Sergeant Peppers.

24:33 Adam That's what I said because whenever, Drew has done this before where he goes, I'm doing Larry King and I'm like, you're doing Larry King? Yeah. And I go, you and what army? And as it turns out, it's Larry King, Drew and, you know, 35 other so-called experts. But Drew was actually up there. Sitting next to Oprah, the whole show, right, Drew?

24:52 Yeah.

24:53 Adam All right. So we can look forward to seeing that tomorrow.

24:55 Drew Good time.

24:55 Adam Caleb?

24:57 Yeah, I made that call up, by the way, but. Oh, what?

25:01 Adam Oh, all right. Why?

25:03 What?

25:03 Adam You got something good fast?

25:05 Um, well, I don't really have much good, but.

25:08 Adam All right.

25:09 What was that about?

25:10 Adam I don't know. You know, a lot of people call the show and they go, I made up the call. And then they think we're supposed to.

25:18 Keep them on the line.

25:18 Adam Yeah. We'll get rid of them.

25:20 Drew Reward them.

25:21 Adam Nancy?

25:22 Drew Thank them for making up the call.

25:23 Adam Right. You're 24. What's up?

25:25 Caller Well, I went to see my doctor in February because I wanted to be put on the pill. And they told me, you know, you have to wait till the first Sunday after you start your period to start the pill.

25:37 Drew Right.

25:38 Caller Well, I haven't had my period since then, and I've taken many pregnancy tests, and I'm not pregnant.

25:44 Drew Were you having irregular periods prior to this?

25:48 Caller Yeah.

25:48 Drew My God, she's lying on a bike.

25:51 Caller I'm sitting on my front porch. Yeah, I'm fairly irregular. Usually, it's only about two months in between periods, though.

25:59 Drew Did you have any spotting or anything like that?

26:01 Caller No, nothing. So.

26:03 Drew Have you been, did he test you for the irregular periods at the time they gave you the pills?

26:08 Caller No, you know, she really didn't ask me any kind of questions. It wasn't me.

26:11 Adam I mean, tests. How do you test someone for that?

26:13 Drew Well, for instance, their thyroid conditions rule out the things that could be affecting the period. And usually, it's some irregularity of your own sort of in internal cycling mechanisms. And the pill will reestablish normal cycling. If somebody doesn't have... One of the things you want to rule out is Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome, for instance. Are you kind of overweight at all?

26:32 Caller I am a little bit. Within the last year, I've gained weight pretty fast. And I was told to have my thyroid checked out.

26:39 Drew Yeah, your thyroid, you want to make sure you don't have what's called PCO, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. These are all important things. And it may just be the weight itself. So I would go back, get it properly checked out.

26:49 Adam You mean the weight's screwed up per period?

26:50 Drew It can, it can.

26:51 Adam Or too much pressure on the vagina, close it up.

26:54 Drew What it does is stop...

26:55 Adam Inner thighs mashing together.

26:56 Drew It stops her cycling. It stops the cycling, but the fat produces a lot of estrogen and that sends to suppress the cycling that would normally occur. But I would say, if you had the workup properly done and you still in a period, you might just go ahead and start the pill.

27:11 Caller That's what I wanted to know.

27:12 Drew But you want to get the proper workup first, all right?

27:14 Caller Okay, so I need to see the doctor before I can.

27:16 Drew Yeah, I would do that.

27:17 Caller Okay.

27:18 Drew All right.

27:18 Caller What I need to think about.

27:19 Adam All right. Good times. Let's talk to Melissa's 20. Melissa.

27:24 Hi. What's up? Okay. All my life, my mother's pretty much just thrown me aside. When she was pregnant with me, nobody knew until the day I was born, pretty much. And my grandparents raised me. I lived with both her little sisters and whatnot.

27:41 Drew Both of whose little sisters?

27:43 My mom's, both of her little sisters.

27:46 Adam All right.

27:46 Joe Rogan Your grandparents raised her.

27:48 Drew Okay. So the grandparents must be a piece of work too.

27:50 Adam Grandparents were raising, okay.

27:53 Yeah. I'm the oldest grandchild and they've raised me and yada yada, whatever.

27:56 Drew Yeah.

27:57 Okay. Well, anyways, my whole life I've had serious problems in relationships. I don't know if it's something to do with the way my mother did me because I'd never, my grandfather was an alcoholic, so I really didn't have much of a father figure around.

28:12 Drew Well, look, just being abandoned by your mom can create profound, profound problems with being able to trust and open to people.

28:18 Yeah.

28:18 Drew Secondly, trying to manage an alcoholic in your life was really your primary caretaker by itself. It can have substantial effects on your relationship.

28:26 Adam Plus, old guys are almost like alcoholics anyway.

28:31 Drew Old grandparents, I mean.

28:32 Adam Yeah, they walk around in their pajamas with erections, they either out of line, you know what I mean? So old guys who are drunk.

28:41 Joe Rogan How many old guys with erections have you been around?

28:44 Adam Oh, you'd be surprised. I just mean an old guy who's drunk is just figuring out that I got nothing to lose anymore.

28:52 Yeah.

28:53 Adam That's scary to a young kid.

28:55 Yeah. Well, I mean, there's more to it. When I was living with my grandparents, they were truck drivers and they were always away. Like my mom's youngest brother, who is eight years older than me, was always taking care of me too.

29:07 Drew He sexually abused you?

29:08 No, he didn't actually. But when I was about 11 years old, I finally moved in with my mom and my stepdad. She was pregnant with my little sister at the time. But ever since I was probably 11 or 12, I've been real uncomfortable around my stepdad. And I don't know if maybe he's done something to me and I've blocked it out of my...

29:28 Drew Not necessarily.

29:29 Adam Yeah, you probably just don't like guys. How many kids has your mom had?

29:34 She's had me, then I have a little brother. She put up for adoption when I was five.

29:38 Drew Oh, how about that.

29:40 Adam At what point do you just put a mop handle up her and break it off? You know what I mean? From a societal standpoint, it's like, listen, you coked up old witch, what the hell are you doing? Stop having the god damn kids. You're single-handedly bringing down the United States. You're giving kids up for adoption, you got another kid over at the grandparents' house.

30:02 She's actually raised my little sister, so I can't really...

30:06 Drew It's even worse. You need your strippers and...

30:07 Adam Right, that's true. How old's your little sister?

30:10 She is nine. And then I always get crap because we have no relationship, but you know, there's 12 years difference, so that's not gonna happen. And also, I'm a recovering coke addict of three years.

30:22 Drew All right, well listen, you stay focused on a very, very diligent program of recovery, because that will do you a lot of good in terms of improving your ability to make relationships, all right? You have a sponsor now?

30:34 No, actually, I do not. I haven't had one in about three years.

30:37 Drew You get yourself a sponsor. You work your struts through again. You focus on that fourth and fifth step. Open up to that person, and that will substantially improve your ability to trust and open to other people as well, okay?

30:48 Adam Are you working?

30:49 Yeah, I'm a waitress at a high-profile restaurant, whatever. I make pretty good money.

30:52 Drew You actually sound, you correct me if I'm wrong on this, Adam. You sound pretty good.

30:56 Adam Yeah.

30:56 Drew She doesn't give you that feeling that she should give you, right? And that means your recovery is going pretty well, but you can go even deeper and that will really help you get what you want out of relationships.

31:05 Adam Okay.

31:05 Drew Okay?

31:05 Adam Right. The feeling you're talking about, Drew, is the feeling where you want to cry while you're beating the crap out of them.

31:12 Drew Yes. And run out of the room screaming.

31:15 Adam Right. Like these horribly, horribly abused, poor people that have led these tragic lives, who you want to kill because they're so angry and so annoying. At the same time, they're telling you about being raped, you're thinking, if I could just get in one clean punch. That's the feeling we're usually talking about, right? And we didn't have that with Melissa.

31:37 Joe Rogan Not at all. Not at all.

31:39 Drew It was just striking.

31:40 Adam Good times. Jade? You're 15?

31:43 Caller Yeah.

31:43 Adam What's up?

31:45 Caller I wanted to make a comment on something you guys were talking about earlier. You were talking to a girl and you were talking about how wiccans are just fat ladies that sit around.

31:57 Drew Fat what?

31:58 Caller Fat ladies, fat chicks, sitting around on top of whatever. Well I wanted to make a statement because I'm a wiccan and I'm also a lesbian and I'm very lightweight and it's not just girls.

32:10 Joe Rogan Do you have a big girlfriend?

32:12 Caller Actually I have no girlfriend.

32:14 Adam Oh really? And how long have you been a lesbian and a wiccan?

32:19 Caller I've been a lesbian for seven months and I've been a wiccan for four.

32:23 Joe Rogan I think you have to do it for a year to be officially considered a lesbian.

32:26 Adam I'd like to combine the lesbian and wiccan and just go with licking. Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems?

32:35 Joe Rogan I'm not a wiccan, I'm a lesbian.

32:36 Adam But licking really describes the action of a wiccan.

32:41 Joe Rogan I'm hunting wiccans.

32:46 Adam All right, so what would your parents do? Freak you out?

32:49 Caller Um, actually, I only live with my mom. I told her, she's just, she's like the coolest mom, in my opinion. She's raised me really well. We've hit rough patches, but she took it all in stride. She's come to a P-flag meeting for me before.

33:08 Joe Rogan What is that?

33:09 P-flag.

33:10 Caller Sorry.

33:11 Joe Rogan P-flag? What's a P-flag?

33:13 Caller Parents, friends and families of lesbians and gays.

33:16 Adam Oh, really?

33:17 Caller Yeah.

33:17 Drew That's good, but notice no mention of dad here.

33:20 Caller No.

33:20 Adam Where's dad?

33:22 Caller I could care less. From what I know, because my mom left him when I was four, he was a jerk and he was also addicted to all kinds of stuff, and obsessive, drunk, and he was also a schizo.

33:39 Adam What goes on at those PFAC meetings?

33:42 Drew PFLAG.

33:42 Adam Oh, PFLAG. Sorry.

33:43 Dude.

33:46 Caller Actually, the parents, mostly they come and a lot of them were in distress because they're like, oh my God, my son or daughter is gay. And they're like, oh my God, I don't know what to do. And they'll be crying. And so they come to these to get reassurance and they'll be people there. And other parents are saying, well, it's all right. You know, this is who they are.

34:04 Adam Right.

34:05 Caller And I mean, you've lived with them for this many years and you've accepted them so far.

34:10 Adam But have you ever have you ever seen Cher at one of those meetings? No, I think she's I think she's done some of those. Has she? I am. That's why I'm here. Hey, Jay. All right. So listen, you're Wiccan, but you're not fat.

34:23 Joe Rogan Can I ask you this?

34:24 Adam You're 15. Give it time.

34:25 Joe Rogan What is the philosophy behind this whole Wicca thing? What is what's the deal with it?

34:30 Drew The Wicca is a kind of chair.

34:32 Joe Rogan Wicca, Wiccan, Wiccan isn't the same thing?

34:35 Drew Nothing. Go ahead.

34:35 Joe Rogan No, sorry.

34:36 Caller Do you want my opinion on it?

34:37 Joe Rogan Yeah. Yeah. Well, what is your take on it? Why are you a Wiccan? Because I'm not even sure exactly what it is. I saw some interview with a guy from Godsmack was talking about being a Wiccan. That's the only thing I know about Wiccan. Worshipping the earth or something.

34:50 Adam Right. It's about recycling.

34:52 Joe Rogan What's it about?

34:52 Caller The thing most people get confused about it is they take it...

34:55 Adam We collect cans and bottles.

34:57 Caller Worshipping the devil.

34:58 Joe Rogan What are you worshiping or what is the deal?

35:01 Caller Actually, it's earth healing magic in a way.

35:05 Joe Rogan Magic?

35:05 Caller Yes. It's a lot like paganism, but Wiccans are more passive. Right.

35:11 Joe Rogan So what do you do? Like how do you heal the earth?

35:15 Caller Well, we don't really heal the earth. We do our best not to hurt it, but we don't try to go around...

35:21 Joe Rogan The magic part is the part that I'm very curious about.

35:26 Caller Oh, God. It's really hard to explain. It's like... It's not something you can physically see. You can see it mentally if you can imagine it.

35:34 Joe Rogan So you guys, like, sit around and imagine the world as a better place?

35:37 Caller Um, no.

35:38 Caller We...

35:39 Caller Me and my friends, because all of us are Wiccan, um, we get together, we worship like solstice, and we, um... We just go through... go through a ritual. An ritual sounds really bad, but it's the best I can explain it.

35:55 Adam All right. Well, listen, thanks for shedding light on the Wiccan religion. Hey, Jade? All right, you're fine. I'm just saying, though, at 15, there's still time to put weight on, so just take it slow. Okay? Because when you become Wiccan, I think your metabolism slows down or something. All I know is, is we've talked to... We had Wiccans in here, did we not, Drew?

36:15 Joe Rogan There was no Wiccans when I was in high school.

36:17 Adam Like, look, they don't know what they do, because it's about the earth, it's about healing the earth, it's about praying. No, we don't use potions, no, we don't cast spells, no, we're not witches, but we like the earth, but it's like...

36:31 Joe Rogan They do magic.

36:32 Adam My mom likes the earth, but, you know, she recycles, she goes to the Whole Foods place and buys brown rice, you know. Is she a Wiccan? No, no, no, it's more than that, but every time I try to take a Wiccan and figure out, you know, basically give them the microphone and ask them what it's about, I never quite get an answer, do you?

36:52 Joe Rogan Well, let's start in this trend, this trend with kids becoming Wiccans.

36:56 Oh.

36:58 Joe Rogan Because it's kind of like a trend, right? I mean, it hasn't really been going on that long.

37:01 Adam You know what...

37:02 Drew Why is a lot of lesbians doing that?

37:04 Adam What it is, is Wiccan is essentially a gang for overweight lesbian women. And whereas we have the Crips and the Bloods and we have the Aryan gangs and we have all these groups for guys who are brought up in less than desirable environments, they get to go somewhere and be with their own, that's what this is.

37:26 Drew So there's nothing about being a lesbian, about being a Wiccan that coincide, that resonate in some way.

37:33 Adam No.

37:33 Drew It's just a place where lesbians are, therefore I go there.

37:36 Adam Yes. Are you talking about you or one?

37:38 Drew You and Wiccan.

37:39 Adam I see.

37:39 Joe Rogan Speaking as a Wiccan.

37:41 Adam Joe Rogan is our guest tonight, Fear Factor's name of the show, 8 o'clock tomorrow night, NBC. We'll take a little break and we'll be back.

37:49 Joe Rogan Hello, who is this?

37:50 This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-1-91. Loveline will be right back.

37:57 Adam Yep, it is Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew. Joe Rogan is our guest tonight. You know him from News Radio all those seasons and soon to be seen on Fear Factor, which is coming out tomorrow at 8 o'clock NBC.

38:14 There you go.

38:15 Adam He knows his way around the microphone, too. He just gave a great head nod there. Tara, you're 23. Yes. What's up?

38:23 Caller Hi, how are you?

38:24 Adam Good, how are you?

38:25 Caller I'm actually from Northern Kentucky, but I don't want to say Kentucky because I live five minutes from Cincinnati. So we have this awful situation about me.

38:33 Drew This is that energy we were talking about.

38:35 Joe Rogan Yeah.

38:35 Drew Go ahead, Tara.

38:36 Caller Is it so bizarre?

38:38 Caller Well, I have never ever had an orgasm in my life, and I will be a disgusting girl and admit to you that, yes, I've been with 120 guys.

38:47 Joe Rogan Whoa, whoa. How old are you?

38:48 Caller I'm 23, and I was a virgin until I was 18, and I'm being honest about this, honest as hell.

38:53 Adam Wow. And do you know, so you said the 123, that's the exact number?

38:57 Drew The 120.

38:58 Adam A 120? I'm sorry.

39:00 Joe Rogan Why? What do you do for a living?

39:02 Caller Between 100 and 130, I don't know. I made a list one day, and I actually remember it enough to be up to 100.

39:07 Adam Yeah. You know, it's really great.

39:08 Joe Rogan That's in five years?

39:10 Caller I don't, and I'm localized, because I live, you know, I live in a little local town. I get a little local bar, and it's been localized.

39:18 Joe Rogan You're the only chick with a working vagina in your town or something. What the hell's going on? How do you have sex with that many guys?

39:24 Caller I never had an orgasm in my life. Never. And I don't know what it is. People tell me, and I'm like, Well, you know, I sit there and I think, you know.

39:32 Drew Have you been in love?

39:33 Caller Yes, I had a boyfriend for two years, but I never had one with him either.

39:36 Adam Hold on, Drew, she was in love with 65 through 115.

39:40 Joe Rogan You had a boyfriend for two years, so it's really only been three years you've been banging around like this.

39:45 Caller I dated him 18. He only been with after him half of his friends.

39:49 Adam All right.

39:50 Drew Yeah. Well, okay.

39:51 Caller But it was after we broke up, so I don't think it's that bad.

39:53 Drew Here's the deal. Is there bipolar illness in your family?

39:58 Caller No, but I do have panic disorder. I have ADD. I was on Zoloft for depression.

40:04 Drew Yeah. Well, Zoloft will make it so you can't have orgasms.

40:06 Caller But you know what? I haven't taken Zoloft in a year and a half.

40:09 Drew Are you taking anything else?

40:10 Caller No, I drink alcohol.

40:12 Drew Drink what?

40:12 Caller Alcohol.

40:14 Adam Wow, that's a bizarre pronunciation of alcohol.

40:16 Joe Rogan That's a Northern Kentucky wishes she was in Cincinnati pronunciation.

40:20 Drew You sound just so hyper and so spun.

40:23 Caller But I want to know why I'm not having orgasms.

40:25 Drew Well, because you've not had an intimate relationship.

40:29 Caller I loved Adam, though. I loved him. And I never had one with him. I did it every night.

40:34 Drew Well, that may have been his problem, but the point is...

40:37 Caller Wait a minute. What makes you have an orgasm?

40:39 Adam Oh, she's saying never had him?

40:40 Drew Never had an orgasm.

40:41 Caller Never, never. I wonder what it is. What's like? Why it happens?

40:45 Adam I swear to God, she just said, I loved Adam.

40:47 Joe Rogan Adam, her boyfriend was named Adam, too. There's a lot of other Adam and Eve.

40:50 Adam I didn't hear the Adam part.

40:51 Drew And then she said, I loved Adam, and I never had him.

40:53 Caller Yes.

40:54 Drew An orgasm.

40:54 Caller Right.

40:55 Adam Now, here's the deal, Tar, hold on, did you talk about the guy's name Adam earlier?

40:59 Drew Yes, yes.

41:00 Caller No.

41:01 Drew But here's the deal, these tangential references, the pressured speech, the verbal speed, the pressure behind the speech, all that goes with hypomania, okay? And so sometimes when people are acting out sexually like this, it's actually because they're bipolar. And hypersexuality becomes part of manic depression.

41:19 Caller But I'm thinking, are you telling me I'm bipolar?

41:22 Drew Well, I'm just, I'm just, I'm bipolar.

41:23 Caller I first thought I was one time.

41:25 Drew Who thought that?

41:25 Caller My doctor never told me. You know, I'm not thinking that. But I'm thinking, is it maybe like the fact that I think I should have an orgasm is why I'm...

41:32 Drew Tart, relax. Yes, that's part of it. Also, it's this tangent.

41:36 Adam Take it off the orgasm.

41:37 Drew You can see how the thinking jumps around.

41:38 Adam I don't know how tangential it is. She's been on orgasm since the moment she called and she's not left it.

41:44 Caller No, I drink alcohol. I've never masturbated. I'm scared of it.

41:48 Adam Hold on a second. Play that again, Anderson.

41:51 Caller No, I drink alcohol.

41:56 Adam I drink alcohol.

41:57 Joe Rogan Tart, you hear that?

41:58 Adam That is crazy.

41:59 Joe Rogan Tart, do you hear that?

42:01 Caller Do you hear it? No. Are you high now at all?

42:04 Adam Are you high now at all?

42:06 Caller Are you drunk?

42:07 Adam Are you drunk?

42:07 Joe Rogan Are you drunk?

42:07 Adam Do you do any speed?

42:09 Caller No.

42:09 Adam No.

42:10 Joe Rogan No.

42:10 Caller I'm scared of drugs.

42:11 Joe Rogan What is this no? Where are you getting that from? That's a weird accent.

42:15 Caller I'm sorry.

42:16 Joe Rogan No, but what is that? Do your friends do that? Is that like a new thing?

42:19 Caller This is my thing. When a guy pisses me off and he acts stupid.

42:22 Joe Rogan Okay, it's all related.

42:23 Caller And I go, why are you acting stupid like that? Because he's stupid. He makes fun of him.

42:27 Joe Rogan Tart, is this before or after you have sex with him?

42:29 Caller No, this isn't when we're having sex.

42:33 Drew Tart, we're trying to explore why you choose so many partners that are so ungratifying. Were you sexually abused when you were growing up?

42:39 Caller No, never. I was a virgin until I was 18.

42:42 Adam Her dad was an alcoholic.

42:46 Caller My dad is a big old alcoholic. He doesn't like me. I haven't talked to him about it.

42:49 Drew My dad's an alcoholic.

42:51 Caller Not with him. Oh my God. I didn't mean that. No. I have a baby brother. He has a baby brother. He's my step mom.

42:56 Adam All right, hold on, Drew. I know crazy people.

42:58 Drew So let me talk to her for a second.

43:00 Caller My mom's in Seattle right now. She doesn't like me.

43:02 Drew Okay, so mom's abandoned. Dad's an alcoholic. You're probably an alcoholic.

43:06 Caller My mom's remarried. She's married to a lawyer.

43:08 Joe Rogan Why doesn't your mom like you?

43:10 Drew Me?

43:10 Caller I am a loser.

43:13 Adam Wow.

43:14 Caller I was in school for four years and then I just dropped out and they had sex and drank every night and tried to find that right lover and tried to have it and I can't do it.

43:23 Drew Let's be serious here. You've got a psychiatric problem.

43:26 Caller Why do you think? Are you a doctor?

43:27 Drew Yes.

43:28 Joe Rogan Dr. Drew?

43:30 Caller Why do you act so stupid like that?

43:32 Joe Rogan How did you figure that out?

43:35 Adam He's great at basketball. He's so good at basketball. That's why we call him.

43:39 Joe Rogan He's got a Ph.D. in plants.

43:41 Caller I didn't kill you.

43:43 Joe Rogan What?

43:44 Caller Now it's like turning into like not a sex thing, it's turning into a personality.

43:47 Adam That's right.

43:47 Drew Clearly. It's sex.

43:50 Caller I can tell you what I do every day.

43:51 Drew Sex? What do you do?

43:53 Caller Well, when I call people to get surveys and they don't want to do it, I want to throw the phone across the room and break it.

43:57 Drew Sex is always just a piece of expression of who you are.

44:01 Caller When I get really mad, I want to break something.

44:03 Drew I know, but Tara, you need this all treated, you need some help, and the sex step will take care of itself if you get the bigger situation. I really want to have one. That will come later.

44:13 Caller Does it just happen or do you make it?

44:15 Drew No, it just happens, but it requires you to have a stable...

44:18 Caller But you have to hear the funniest story of the night. I have never masturbated, but I did one time, one time, and it was with a kitchen table banana. I swear on my life.

44:27 Caller Why are you acting stupid like that?

44:29 Adam And did it work? Did you have an orgasm?

44:31 Caller I don't know what I did. I liked it, but I didn't do anything.

44:33 Adam Okay, you don't masturbate. What if you got yourself a vibrator?

44:40 Caller I have one, but I've never opened it up out of the box.

44:42 Adam Why don't you open it up and put some batteries in it and see if you can give yourself an orgasm?

44:45 Joe Rogan Can every woman have an orgasm?

44:47 Drew No.

44:48 Caller Why don't the ones that don't, don't?

44:51 Adam Because they're crazy.

44:52 Drew But men can't masturbate because some women need intimate connection for the sexual piece.

44:58 Caller Did you agree like you're...

44:59 Adam Hold on. Let me wrap it up with Tara over here. By the way, you must be attractive, right?

45:05 Caller I'm 5'3.

45:08 Joe Rogan Big ol boobs.

45:08 Caller Whoa.

45:09 Joe Rogan Hey, radio, honey. I don't know what you can get away with in Kentucky.

45:13 Adam She's got big ol what? Boobs? You see, first off, here's the beauty of men. This woman is clearly insane and listening to her speak is really like listening to somebody's teeth grind on a sharpening wheel. Yes. But yet, she will find a new partner every single night. Yeah, but this is the wrong...

45:33 Joe Rogan Kind of crazy for sex. This isn't like the Angelina Jolie crazy. This is the...

45:37 Adam I know.

45:38 Joe Rogan It won't shut up.

45:39 Adam The point is, there's a guy willing to take her home every night because...

45:44 Drew A guy. There's probably 120 of them in five years.

45:45 Adam Five guys every night because she's got a tight ass and a big rack and that's the beauty of men. Okay. Tara, you need psychiatric help. You need to talk to a doctor for your head and then you straighten that out and you get your orgasm.

46:02 Drew That's right.

46:03 Adam So, you cannot skip mode A. You must go to the A section. That's the shrink and then you go to the B section. That is the orgasm.

46:13 Joe Rogan Now, seriously, I know a girl, and this is a real question. I know a girl who said there was nothing wrong with her. She was a normal person. She said she's never, I never had sex with her. She said she never had an orgasm.

46:22 Drew We will address it after the break.

46:24 All right.

46:28 Um, back in a minute.

46:36 Adam Yep, Love Line, everybody. I'm Adam, that's Drew, that's Joe Rogan over there. Fear Factor is the name of the show that he's hosting, which is out tomorrow. Has anyone else, you got some female who's like out in the field or anything?

46:50 Joe Rogan No, just me.

46:51 Adam That's good.

46:52 Joe Rogan 24-7 with those freaks.

46:54 Adam You guys, were you guys all over doing that?

46:57 Joe Rogan All over California. Not, well, not even just Southern California. All, you know, like from Palmdale up to like, you know, half hour south of the LAX.

47:05 Adam How did people, how did you, what was the process?

47:09 Joe Rogan Well, I was involved there from what I understand, they just set up stands at like concerts and stuff and said, do you want to be on a game show where you face your fears or blah, blah, blah? You can get people to do anything today.

47:20 Adam What's the prize for winning it?

47:22 Joe Rogan $50,000 every week, someone will win.

47:24 Adam Wow, that's pretty good.

47:25 Joe Rogan It's not bad.

47:27 Adam It turns over each week, there's a new set of contestants.

47:29 Joe Rogan New people every week.

47:31 Adam All right, that is 8 o'clock on NBC tomorrow night, everybody.

47:35 Joe Rogan It's a freak show. You got to watch. Oh, the orgasm thing.

47:37 Drew Oh yeah, orgasm.

47:38 Joe Rogan Because this girl I knew, she was not crazy and I wasn't have sex with her, so she had no reason to lie.

47:44 Drew Yeah.

47:44 Joe Rogan And she was a nice person.

47:45 Drew How old was she?

47:46 Joe Rogan I think she was 23 and she had a sister that was the same way.

47:49 Drew Well, most women before the age of 18 have difficulty having orgasm, most. After 18, some, it starts happening. The vast majority, though, only during oral sex. Most women have difficulty masturbating because in order, it's not like a male at all. Male, it happens automatically. It's just one moving part. Yeah.

48:09 Joe Rogan What is it that makes a woman or, I mean, I know physically how to do it, but I mean, what is the biological mechanism? What is the deal?

48:16 Drew It's a spinal reflex, but in men, it's purely a spinal reflex. In women, they need something going on in the central nervous system of the brain in order for that spinal reflex to be activated. In some women, some women, it's very active and very different, but that's the thing about women is their response, the spectrum of response is extremely broad. Some women are multi-orgasmic, some women are anorgasmic, some women are just during intimate contact, some women can masturbate, some women can't. Men, all the same. It's all the same.

48:43 Adam I'll give you an example. I would love to see what percentage of hostages and-

48:51 Drew Continue to masturbate.

48:52 Adam What percentage of male hostages squeeze one off within their first three days of captivity?

48:58 Drew Right.

48:59 Adam Yeah, they're at the Hanoi Hilton and war prisoners, by the way, have beat off within the first few days of captivity. I bet it's at an alarmingly high rate.

49:09 Joe Rogan Yeah, just for relaxation purposes.

49:12 Drew And for women, no way.

49:14 Adam No way.

49:15 Drew Yeah.

49:15 Adam As a guy, you could hear like your buddy who was the navigator in the F-16 that just got shut down being tortured in the next room, and you could probably still squeeze one off. In adverse conditions, it might add a few minutes, but I bet a guy would still get one off. Women would probably, right, the whole five years they were there, they wouldn't do it.

49:34 Drew What would you think of it?

49:34 Adam Right.

49:35 Drew And even the more interesting part of it is that, I hear this from lesbian couples, is that after a few months, sex just kind of stops. What?

49:45 Adam With the lesbians?

49:46 Drew Yeah. For many lesbians, lesbians, licking.

49:51 Joe Rogan This is very common?

49:52 Drew Sex becomes, yeah, not such an issue. So men are the ones that sort of push that a little bit.

49:56 Joe Rogan Oh, no, man. I know a lot of girls who push it.

49:59 Drew Again, it's that broad spectrum. The big, big spectrum of difference.

50:03 Joe Rogan But with lesbians, there's less of a broad spectrum?

50:05 Drew No, it's just a spectrum too, but it's common, I mean, for a heterosexual couple, that would be like, whoa, something's wrong with the relationship. For lesbian couples, that's apparently common for it to sort of balance out.

50:13 Adam Well, if you look at it this way, that a lot of couples that have been together for a long time, monogamous relationships, heterosexual couples, they have been married for eight years, it starts to slow down, but the guy usually keeps it moving along. Now you replace the guy with another woman.

50:29 Joe Rogan See, I disagree with that, because I think a lot of times it's the woman who's trying to keep it moving along, because the guy's gotten bored. Sometimes the woman is like, come on, we don't have sex anymore.

50:36 Adam Right, but the woman sometimes is more like, come on, we don't do anything romantic, come on, you don't bring me flowers, come on.

50:43 Drew And then she's like, come on, we're not having sex enough, I'm afraid you're going to do something different.

50:47 Joe Rogan Right, right, I'm afraid you're leaving.

50:49 Adam Right, and a lot of it, too, is come on, we never do that stuff you used to do when you were trying to bang me.

50:54 Joe Rogan Right.

50:54 Adam All that lead up stuff, the dinners, the looking into the eyes, the paying attention, all that stuff. Chris?

51:03 Yeah.

51:03 Adam You're 20.

51:05 Caller Yeah, I have a question. When me and my girlfriend have sex, after like 15 minutes, so she starts to have a little pain like, she compares it to like a rug burn feeling.

51:17 Drew Is she lubricating normally?

51:20 Caller She appears to be.

51:22 Drew Are you using a condom?

51:23 Caller Yeah.

51:24 Drew So she could be irritated from the condom or even reacting, allergically to the condom.

51:28 Joe Rogan Are you hung like a horse dude?

51:30 Caller What's that?

51:30 Joe Rogan Are you hung like a horse?

51:32 Caller About seven and a half.

51:33 Drew After what period of time does she start to complain about this?

51:41 Caller Just after probably 10, 15 minutes. I can see in her face she's hurting.

51:45 Drew That may be as long as she can. Some women can't go that long. Ten minutes is sort of the upper limit for some women. So it may be the condom and or that's just her natural time limit.

51:54 Adam You can see it in her eyes that she's in pain. Yeah, and I back off a bit.

52:00 Caller She's okay. I don't want to hurt her.

52:02 Joe Rogan You're a good guy. What a nice guy.

52:05 Adam That just may be her point.

52:07 Okay.

52:08 Adam You're going to have to squeeze it off a little sooner than that. Can you do that?

52:12 Yeah.

52:12 Joe Rogan Stop spanking it so much, dude.

52:16 That's what it is.

52:17 Caller All right.

52:18 Good luck.

52:19 Drew Good times.

52:20 Adam Yeah. I really think for women, it's really a tantamount to skipping rope or running in place for guys.

52:29 Joe Rogan The burn?

52:30 Adam No. What I mean is people talk about having sex all night long and stuff, but just skip rope for eight minutes non-stop. Don't stop. See how you feel.

52:38 Joe Rogan Very difficult. Isn't it nice to get a call like that after all the other calls where it's like, healthy couple, just sometimes it hurts when you have sex too long. Well, don't do it too much. Okay. Thanks. I care about her. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to hurt her.

52:51 Drew Wasn't the advice that don't jack off someone?

52:52 Joe Rogan Yeah. That was my advice. But that's my advice for everything.

52:56 Adam Daniel?

52:56 Joe Rogan Seems to help me.

52:57 What's up?

52:58 Adam You're 19.

52:59 Caller Yeah. Well, my first problem is, well, my left, no, I'm sorry, my right testicle is getting smaller than my left one.

53:09 Drew You sure the left one is not getting bigger?

53:11 Caller No, it's like, no, no. Well, no, it's, um.

53:16 Drew Because there are many more reasons for a testicle to get big than there is for a testicle to get small.

53:19 Caller Right.

53:20 Joe Rogan I'm sorry, that's just very funny to me.

53:21 Caller I think I'm tripping out because I've been with my girlfriend for two years. And since I hit puberty, my doctor's been telling me to fill my testicles, you know, check for cancer and stuff.

53:31 Joe Rogan Does he tell you to do it in front of him?

53:32 Caller No.

53:33 Joe Rogan Okay. He's checking.

53:35 Caller No, well, he tells me to check my testicles and I've been checking them. But lately, I feel like my left one, it's getting smaller. To me, well, to me, it feels smaller than my left one. But it's not like I could compare them like before and they were both the same size.

53:52 Drew I suspect one's getting bigger.

53:53 Caller One's getting bigger?

53:54 Drew Yeah. And there's all kinds of reasons that can happen. You could have a hernia, you could have cysts, get a repetitive mitis, and you've seen a change. It's time to go back to your doctor, let somebody who's trained in feeling these things take a look.

54:05 Adam Daniel, you sound a little like a hyperchondriac, a little anxious.

54:11 Caller I've been waiting like for 40 minutes.

54:12 Drew No, no, no.

54:14 Adam No, I just mean in life. Are you worried about things?

54:17 Caller Well, I just finished school, so.

54:19 Drew No.

54:20 Adam Oh, I see. So you're paranoid. I understand. I remember what it was like when I graduated.

54:25 Drew You finished school, you needed paranoia.

54:26 Caller I just finished my freshman year.

54:28 Adam I see.

54:29 Drew Right after freshman year. That's when you're most paranoid.

54:33 Caller My other question was, I'm not circumcised.

54:36 Drew I see.

54:36 Caller Yeah. So when I have sex, I go real fast, which sucks for my girlfriend, but I go real fast.

54:43 Drew It has nothing to do with circumcision.

54:44 Caller It has nothing to do with circumcision. I was told, well, I guess I was wrong then. I was wondering what can I do to keep going?

54:53 Drew Got a lot of energy on the Pepe.

54:55 Adam Yeah.

54:55 Drew A lot of energy there.

54:57 Adam Hey, you know when Joe was saying not to whack off so much?

55:01 Caller Yeah.

55:02 Adam I think maybe you should do it a little more.

55:04 Caller I called before. I didn't get through with you guys, but I called before. And he told me to do that. And I'm the kind of guy that can't. It takes forever and I can't. I got a lot of visual stuff. I just can't do it.

55:15 Drew Wait a minute. You come too quickly when you're with a woman?

55:17 Caller Yeah, with my girlfriend.

55:18 Drew But you can't ejaculate?

55:20 Caller I can't masturbate.

55:21 Joe Rogan You mean you've never done it?

55:22 Caller No, no, no. I have when I was younger, but I can't do it anymore. Since I've been with my girlfriend, I cannot. I can't even. I could try as much as I want and it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. I'll be doing it for 15 minutes and get real bored. I just don't want to think.

55:34 Drew I'm getting anxious just listening to you out here.

55:36 Adam Daniel, do you wash your hands a lot and do a lot of compulsive behaviors?

55:43 Caller I just drink Starbucks. So it kind of will... Be wired? Wired a little.

55:47 Adam Plus with the graduation from the sophomore year.

55:50 Caller Freshman year.

55:50 Drew Are you doing speed?

55:52 Caller No. I haven't touched it. I don't do any drugs, drink or anything.

55:57 Adam But you don't do any drugs or drink because you're worried you're going to get cancer. It's going to kill you, right?

56:02 Caller No. Look, I'm not crazy, dude. I'm being serious. I'm a little hyper because of this Starbucks but that's it.

56:09 Drew Hey, Daniel.

56:10 Caller Yeah.

56:10 Drew Unless they put methamphetamine in the Starbucks, it would not do this to you, OK?

56:17 Adam Man, it's six bucks as is. Imagine if they started putting meth in there. It would probably be like $140 a cup. Hey, Daniel. Yeah. Why don't you see if you can work out the beating off thing? That seems to be the symbolic hurdle in your life. I think if you could figure that one out, a lot of other things would clear up for you.

56:36 Joe Rogan That's really bizarre. Do you do it without visual assistance?

56:39 Caller No, I do it with visual assistance. I go sometimes, but all the time, I'm just impatient.

56:46 Drew Yeah. That's called anxious, Daniel. That's what we're talking about. You are an extremely anxious man. Yes.

56:53 Caller No, the thing is, go ahead.

56:56 Drew Stop the denial, really.

56:58 Caller No, no, no.

56:58 Joe Rogan You're so anxious to it, you're like part hummingbird.

57:01 Drew Yeah, exactly. You need to get command of things a little bit. You need command of yourself.

57:05 Caller I've never been on the radio either.

57:07 Adam All right, I know. You had the cappuccino, you just graduated your freshman year, you've never been on the radio, you've been on hold for 40 minutes. Even with all that factored in.

57:18 Drew That's factors in most of our callers.

57:19 Joe Rogan At least you're not a wiccan.

57:21 Adam That's true.

57:22 Drew Right.

57:22 Adam But you are an anxious guy.

57:24 Drew You need to get command of your own sexual functioning, is what Joe is telling you. You need to be in control of the ship a little bit here.

57:29 Adam As guys go, anxious does not translate into good sex as far as guys go.

57:35 Joe Rogan Especially Pop goes to Weasel, right? That's his problem.

57:38 Adam I can't imagine he can't control himself with his girlfriend, but cannot coax an orgasm out of himself. I could never hang with this guy.

57:46 Joe Rogan Never.

57:47 Adam I just don't respect him, man. Sorry, brother.

57:50 Joe Rogan Nothing in common.

57:51 Adam Rosa, what would we talk about?

57:58 Caller I had a question for Dr. Drew. I was planning on getting my nipples pierced, and I had previously had an eyebrow piercing, and it got clogged, and it had pus inside, so then I had to take it off.

58:13 Drew Listen, that's not clogged, that's infected.

58:16 Caller It didn't get all nasty, just like before, like I had a liquid coming out or whatever.

58:22 Drew Well, look, the eyebrow and the belly button are the most commonly rejected piercings, and whether or not that rejection is part of an infectious process or whether it's a secondarily infection, it's all sort of moot. You had a rejection.

58:34 Adam But hey, Drew, if somebody, some people are more, their bodies are more hospitable to foreign objects.

58:41 Drew Yes, that's probably true.

58:42 Adam So if one rejected it already has a history of rejection, wouldn't it then, wouldn't you think that they have a greater increased chance of rejection in another area?

58:52 Drew Or if it's due to infection, you'd assume that same bacteria is present elsewhere in the skin. So you'd say definitely a belly button would reject. The question is, would something like a nipple reject?

59:00 Adam Hey Rosa, why with the nipple rings?

59:04 Caller Why? I don't know. It's just something I want.

59:10 Adam How's life going for you?

59:11 Caller It's going good.

59:12 Adam Yeah? You got a boyfriend? Yeah, I do. Does he want that?

59:16 Caller No.

59:17 I brought it up.

59:18 Adam Well, does he like it now that you brought it up?

59:23 Caller Um, he said he'd pay for it.

59:26 Adam So he wants it? I mean, he'd like to see you that way?

59:29 Caller Well, I guess.

59:30 Drew What would that do for you?

59:32 Caller What would it? I don't know. I like piercings.

59:35 Drew Why?

59:36 Caller Why? I don't know. I like how they look.

59:39 Drew All right. Isn't it important to know why you're doing things in life? Just a little bit?

59:44 Joe Rogan Yeah. When you're shoving a barb through your nipples, right?

59:46 Drew Just have a sense of why you're doing that. Other than, hey, I was bored. It looked good.

59:52 Adam Don't you think that's without sounding too condescending here, isn't that just the essence of doing stupid ass? Not really having a clear-cut motivation.

1:00:00 Joe Rogan You know what? I would think that for a guy, it's more normal to get a nipple. I mean, I don't have one. I don't even know any dudes that have them. But I think for a guy, the nipples are less sexual. You know, for a woman, to pierce it, I think, is a little weirder.

1:00:12 Adam Well, maybe that's why it's pierced because of the sexual.

1:00:15 Joe Rogan Yeah, but it, like, ruins it.

1:00:17 Adam Yeah, I think as a guy, I think it's kind of freaky.

1:00:20 Joe Rogan Who wants to suck on a nipple with, like, a piece of metal on it, you know?

1:00:24 Adam Well, it's just weird. Rosa's boyfriend. All right, Rosa.

1:00:27 Joe Rogan But he doesn't. It's not his idea. He just said he'd pay for it.

1:00:29 Adam Right. Hey, Rosa, you know, you're 18. Sometimes you do stuff when you're 18 that you regret later on. And this may be one of them. But if you want to do it, do it. You can always take it out.

1:00:41 Joe Rogan Yeah. It's not like tattooing your face.

1:00:42 Drew Don't do that. Well, you know, we've seen scarring that permanently.

1:00:44 Adam Yeah. With your with your history.

1:00:46 Joe Rogan Does it mess up the sensitivity?

1:00:48 Drew It can mess up all kinds of things.

1:00:49 Joe Rogan Oh, Rosa, you don't want that.

1:00:50 Adam Plus, the other the other part of Joe's argument is, is for guys, nipples are sort of, I don't know, superfluous. Yeah, there's nothing. They don't do anything. A woman theoretically has to use them as a part at a certain point in her childbearing years. Right?

1:01:06 Joe Rogan I have a friend, my friend Brian says that his, my friend in New York, Brian, not my friend, my friend in LA., Brian, I hope he's not listening, thinking, what? But I have a friend in New York who says that his nipples are like a girl's nipples, like a chicken touching nipples. And he freaks out.

1:01:19 Drew That's Adam.

1:01:19 Adam I like it. I have sensitive nipples.

1:01:21 Joe Rogan No, but this guy like freaks out.

1:01:23 Drew Oh, he freaks out.

1:01:24 Joe Rogan Like, seriously, it's like a woman's nipples. Like, it's really sexual.

1:01:30 Adam I like a little nipple play myself.

1:01:31 Drew You're not that bad, are you?

1:01:33 Adam No, but I have this huge areola, this big saucer size areola.

1:01:37 Joe Rogan Big silver dog. He said women touches nipples and he just boing. He said it's just like a woman's nipples.

1:01:44 Adam There's a handful of women who have almost no sensation in their nipples and there's a handful of guys who have a lot of sensation. I wonder if God didn't just switch the nipples on a few people.

1:01:54 Drew Just misplaced them.

1:01:55 Adam Yeah, like this guy, this batch of chick nipples got put on this guy by mistake and vice versa. I think that may have gone on.

1:02:03 Joe Rogan That's not very possible because you ever seen a dude with no shirt on who's got really big nipples and it looks really creepy? Yeah. Like a guy at the beach or something like, yo, dude, what's up there?

1:02:13 Adam Scary parts when you get turned on.

1:02:17 Joe Rogan Hey, Dr. Drew Adam.

1:02:19 Adam Hey, Joe Rogan.

1:02:20 Joe Rogan How are we going, Joe?

1:02:21 Joe Rogan What's going on, man?

1:02:22 Joe Rogan Joe from News Radio, right?

1:02:23 Joe Rogan That's me, dude.

1:02:24 Joe Rogan Excellent. Got a question for you. Actually looking for a little direction. Dated, they've been dating a girl just a few times, and kind of strange when we're dating, I guess we're going out and she's made it very obvious, very apparent that she doesn't want to be touched. Listening to the show a lot, I suspected some sort of sexual abuse or something, so anyway, I continued to thought, no big deal, and took her out a couple more times, and finally it kind of came out that she's been, how did she put it, she's been raped and molested by guys.

1:03:02 Drew How did she put that?

1:03:04 Adam Horrible, Zyra.

1:03:05 Joe Rogan She put it in a poem.

1:03:08 Joe Rogan It wasn't that, it wasn't poem for him.

1:03:10 Adam I hate that part of the date, I mean that part of the relationship we've all had, I mean stuff's going great, you guys think you're hitting it off, you're on your like fifth date, and all of a sudden she gives you that.

1:03:21 Joe Rogan Drops the bomb.

1:03:21 Adam Yeah, listen, I think you should know something. You almost want to just plug your ears and go running out because you're thinking this cannot, whatever it is, it's not good. But yeah, all right, so she told you that. Now, how many dates have you been on with her?

1:03:34 Joe Rogan Three.

1:03:35 Adam Yeah, and have you kissed her?

1:03:38 Joe Rogan No, that's another problem. And I think that's obviously tied to the...

1:03:42 Drew Well, she won't let you touch her, you said.

1:03:45 Joe Rogan Why does she want to go out, though?

1:03:48 Joe Rogan Well, I don't know. I guess my question would be, you know, because I haven't dated a lot of girls in the past who have had this problem.

1:03:56 Drew Have you dated a lot of girls at all?

1:03:58 Joe Rogan Yeah, well...

1:04:00 Adam No. Well, you would call it dating, but we wouldn't call it dating.

1:04:04 Joe Rogan Yeah, exactly.

1:04:04 Joe Rogan Are you a virgin, dude?

1:04:05 Joe Rogan I don't know.

1:04:06 Joe Rogan Honestly, are you a virgin? No, I'm not.

1:04:09 Adam But almost, right?

1:04:11 Joe Rogan Do I have that tone that you're looking for on the end?

1:04:13 Adam Well, no. You know what you're doing is you're sort of hanging around a dry well, hoping that something's going to happen, and that's a slightly desperate move for a guy.

1:04:25 Joe Rogan Well, it's been three dates, and I haven't really pressured it because she's kind of set it up as, hey, I don't really feel comfortable with that. I mean, it's not that she doesn't want to be touched at all, she just feels uncomfortable.

1:04:35 Adam Is she good looking?

1:04:36 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:04:36 Joe Rogan Oh, yeah, very good looking.

1:04:37 Adam That's what I love about guys, too. They're a little weighted out.

1:04:40 Joe Rogan Well, my question being, is this something...

1:04:42 Drew This is one of those guys that spins webs about it. I got a million thoughts about this one, how to make it work, and why I'm hanging out with him.

1:04:49 Adam Are you putting a plan together, Josh?

1:04:51 Joe Rogan No, we can forget it.

1:04:52 Adam Okay.

1:04:52 Joe Rogan Well, do you guys have fun other than the no kissing part?

1:04:56 Joe Rogan Yeah, we have a good time.

1:04:57 Joe Rogan So why don't you just be friends with her, dude?

1:04:59 Joe Rogan Well, I mean, that kind of defeats the purpose.

1:05:02 Adam But what purpose? You're not going to get it? The purpose. Here's the thing. How old is she, Josh? The purpose. How old is she?

1:05:10 Drew How old is she?

1:05:11 Joe Rogan She's 24.

1:05:12 Drew Oh my God.

1:05:13 Joe Rogan How old are you, dude?

1:05:15 Adam He's 25.

1:05:16 Joe Rogan Here's my question. Obviously, it's probably going to be hard because I don't know what type of abuse or how long, that kind of stuff. But I mean, is this something that can be worked through, something that should give it a chance or should I run screaming?

1:05:32 Adam You should run screaming, but, okay, here's the problem. A lot of women that were abused are either hypersexual or shut down. Unfortunately, Josh, I hope you're sitting down. You probably, if she's 24, she probably just finished her hypersexual period and said, no more of that, no more three ways, no more filming it, no more. Dude, you missed the boat. Right, now I'm shutting down business.

1:06:00 Drew Now I gotta find a nice guy and not have sex.

1:06:03 Adam Right, right, you may be that guy. But here's what you should say to her. I think you should say to her, look, I like you, and I'd like, as long as we're moving forward, that's fine. But if you're not trying and you're not working and we're just at a standstill here, then forget it.

1:06:19 Joe Rogan Dude, let me ask you a question. On the food chain, are you guys on the same branch?

1:06:24 Drew The numbers.

1:06:24 Joe Rogan I was there, so.

1:06:25 Drew Really?

1:06:26 Joe Rogan So you're a good-looking dude. Well, I don't know. I mean, come on. I do, okay. Dude, nobody knows you. You're on the radio. Seriously, you're a good-looking dude.

1:06:33 Drew I'm getting numbers talking.

1:06:34 Joe Rogan Are you as good-looking as she is a good-looking woman?

1:06:37 Joe Rogan I'd probably be stepping up maybe a couple of rungs in the looks department, maybe.

1:06:42 Adam Right.

1:06:43 Joe Rogan Because otherwise, you wouldn't really be chasing this.

1:06:45 Joe Rogan Yeah, probably not.

1:06:46 Adam Yes, Joe is right. It's good to step up one to one and a half rungs, but if you step up like three rungs, then you just become a whipping boy.

1:06:53 Joe Rogan Unless you're a producer.

1:06:55 Adam Right. Well, no, that hires your rung.

1:06:57 Joe Rogan You're allowed to step ten rungs.

1:06:59 Drew No, no, but he's already up the rung. Oh.

1:07:01 Adam So you can get away with it because you're a producer.

1:07:03 Joe Rogan Ah, I see. I see.

1:07:04 Adam That factors in.

1:07:06 Drew Wait, give a little extra, please.

1:07:08 Adam Okay.

1:07:09 Joe Rogan No, I understand.

1:07:10 Drew I see.

1:07:10 Adam You don't have to do the math thing. Yes.

1:07:12 Joe Rogan I understand.

1:07:12 Drew All right.

1:07:12 Adam So Josh, flee.

1:07:14 Drew No, I'm not saying flee, but be honest with yourself. You really are just after having sex with this girl, and if that is your goal, then be honest. That's what you're trying to do with this poor woman, and it's not going to be a gratifying situation. You're probably going to get dragged in more than you wish you had. She doesn't know where she's at in a relationship. She's not clearly into something with you. It's going to be very confusing, very tumultuous. If you're up for that, it's going to feel rather empty and desperate, even now we hear that.

1:07:39 Adam And as we know from doing this show, that what you want may just be the first step in a hellish journey.

1:07:47 Drew Yeah. Right.

1:07:47 Adam I mean, this is a woman with a lot of issues, and...

1:07:51 Drew Now, should you abandon her? No. But Joe said you could be her friend. That's fine. But look, you've got your own agenda going here, and it's about having sex.

1:07:58 Joe Rogan But you know what happens if he is a friend, she's going to warm up again like a year later while he's got a girlfriend, then she's going to kick back in, and he missed the boat, and he's mad at you.

1:08:08 Adam All right. But you know she was screwing like a banshee just six months earlier and decided no more.

1:08:15 Joe Rogan Is that the case with all of them or some of them shut down from the get-go?

1:08:18 Adam Some of them shut down at the beginning, and then they hit a phase. There's usually a crazy sexual phase.

1:08:23 Joe Rogan Oh, he seems like a nice guy, so let's hope that she never went through that phase.

1:08:26 Drew The ones that shut down from the get-go usually only have it in for guys that are a-holes. All right.

1:08:33 Adam Let's take a break. Joe Rogan is here. We'll be back.

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1:08:41 Adam Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Joe Rogan is our guest tonight.

1:08:46 Caller Yo.

1:08:47 Adam You can find Joe tomorrow night at 8 o'clock on NBC with his new show, Fear Factor. I knew it would come to me eventually. All right. We're ready to go and take some more calls.

1:09:00 Drew Dude, that's not mentioning Fear Factor. Let's do that.

1:09:02 Adam All right. Let's talk to Tony. Tony?

1:09:05 Caller Yes.

1:09:05 Adam What's up?

1:09:06 Caller Dr. Drew, Adam Corolla.

1:09:08 Caller You guys are the s***. Oh.

1:09:10 Joe Rogan Not allowed to say that, sir.

1:09:12 Drew Oh, Tony. Are you still there, Tony?

1:09:15 Adam I'm going to put him on hold for a second. Actually, we have the world's dumbest scholars. I've said it many times.

1:09:21 Drew Well, at least he was complimentary.

1:09:23 Adam Yeah. That's true. Josh?

1:09:25 Yeah.

1:09:25 Adam You're 19?

1:09:26 Caller Yeah.

1:09:26 Adam What's up?

1:09:29 Caller Me and my girlfriend have been pretty intimate for a while now. And we're not having sex or anything, but we like dry hump and things. Sure. And I've never ejaculated.

1:09:38 Joe Rogan Dude, are you hiding in the closet right now?

1:09:41 Caller No, in my bedroom.

1:09:42 Drew Dude, you're 19?

1:09:43 Caller Yeah. You're living at home? Yeah. I'm going to bed. Okay. That's all right.

1:09:47 Joe Rogan Better than 39.

1:09:48 Caller Yeah. I'm sorry.

1:09:50 Joe Rogan Better than 39, I said.

1:09:51 Caller Yeah.

1:09:52 Joe Rogan 19's not bad.

1:09:53 Drew All right.

1:09:54 Caller Yeah. But I was wondering, even though I don't ejaculate, I saw the pre-cum issue. I don't know the technical term, but.

1:10:01 Drew Pre-cum.

1:10:02 Caller Yeah. Okay. And I was wondering, what are the chances of impregnating her?

1:10:07 Drew Without putting your penis in her vagina?

1:10:11 Caller Kind of about like a quarter of an inch, not even that much.

1:10:15 Adam So you're halfway in it? No, no, no.

1:10:17 Joe Rogan You just put it in a little bit?

1:10:19 Adam That's a little small penis humor there.

1:10:21 Caller I'm like a 40 in her, okay, man?

1:10:22 Adam Oh, sorry, brother.

1:10:23 Caller Yeah, there you go.

1:10:24 Drew You're going to have to work up. Listen, the tip part is the working end, the business end, right?

1:10:29 Joe Rogan Yeah.

1:10:29 Caller Right.

1:10:30 Adam Yeah, it's just like getting.

1:10:30 Drew So unless you're backing in.

1:10:31 Joe Rogan You have to dunk your balls in there and that's safe. That's the move.

1:10:35 Drew I mean, the pre-com gets in the vagina. That's it. Boy, that's a possible pregnancy. So if that happens, you should be taking the morning after pill.

1:10:42 Caller Okay. And.

1:10:43 Drew By the way, let me stop for a second. The president of the ACOG, the American Academy of Obstetrics and Gynecology finally has come forward and said that all women of childbearing age should have a prescription for the emergency contraception on hand in their alley.

1:10:57 Adam Really? Wow, that's sweet.

1:10:59 Drew Yeah. Damn it. That is the way to prevent pregnancy, unwanted pregnancy, the way to prevent abortion. It's not an abortion pill. We're not talking about RU-486. They're also suggesting that it be over the counter throughout the country. ACOG.

1:11:11 Adam Well, listen, this, by the way, now hold on a second. I got to go on a mini rant here. I was watching one of my heroes, Dr. Kavorkian, on 60 Minutes a Night. I think it was a repeat, but some poor guy's got some palsy and his spastic and he's swimming in his own, not Kavorkian, the guy he kills. He's swimming in his own saliva each time. He tries to talk and breathe and stuff, and this guy gives him a shot of something. We got to lock this 71-year-old guy up. And I just thought, here's all I want to say. There's certain things you have to know are going to be gone in 50 years, such as, it's almost like, it was so like separate drinking fountains for blacks and all that kind of stuff, that Jim Crow stuff. You had to know that, how long is this going to last? Are we really going to stick with this as a nation? And I got to believe that stuff like this morning after pill and you needing a prescription to get it and it being outlawed in certain places or certain places not carrying them, it's all going to be gone within the next five years. I'm sure.

1:12:19 Drew You know what?

1:12:20 Adam Although I said that about weed in 79 and I'm still wrong.

1:12:24 Drew I think you're more likely to see euthanasia than blanket availability of the emergency contraception. You saw the resistance, the crazy thinking that goes into that.

1:12:33 Adam Well, that's from crazy right to life bitches who need a good screwing. And by the way, whatever happened to that? Remember when guys used to do that? There were some chick who was real bitchy and you go, she needs a good screwing. I like that.

1:12:47 Joe Rogan Dom & Rarit does a great joke about that, about fixing it.

1:12:52 Adam Guys used to do that. You know who would fix it? No, not therapy, Bob. A good banging.

1:12:58 Drew Dom & Rarit does a really good, clear understanding of women. Go ahead, what is the joke?

1:13:02 Joe Rogan I can't remember how it goes, but that's somewhere along the lines of one of his dumb friends going, you know what she needs? She just needs a good stabbing. You know, one of those things. She was thanking the guy all along. I thought that I needed to go to school and get an education. That's really all I needed to get banged really hard. Now I feel terrific, very successful now. I'm a lawyer.

1:13:24 Drew All my anxieties are gone.

1:13:25 Adam I had people tell me I needed a 12-step program. Turn one good pork and that's all I needed. All right, so.

1:13:31 Joe Rogan Abortion thing's a very tricky thing. I think the way to get George Bush to approve abortion is to get his drunk daughter pregnant. I think that's a good move because I think she's probably pretty easy.

1:13:42 Adam Yeah, Joe.

1:13:42 Joe Rogan Would he get like a big black guy to do it? I think he would change right away. I've been promoting this for a couple months now because I know she's a drunk.

1:13:50 Adam Bring it close to home.

1:13:52 Joe Rogan I think we could do it. I think we could put it together.

1:13:54 Adam Who are you thinking? An Arsenio type or Sinbad?

1:13:58 Joe Rogan No, Sinbad is terrible. Shaq. He's not funny.

1:14:01 Adam Shaq type?

1:14:02 Joe Rogan Yeah, like a Shaq guy. You know, who's the guy that plays for Philly that barely speaks English? Oh, Matumbo? Yes, that guy. Get that guy to do it. Or Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson would be an excellent candidate.

1:14:17 Adam So he gets one of the boys.

1:14:19 Joe Rogan Or Vander Holyfield. He likes to, you know, strike out at women. Right. And then, you know, he likes to, he does.

1:14:26 Adam Well, there's two things he loves.

1:14:27 Joe Rogan In wedlock, out of wedlock, whatever.

1:14:29 Adam He loves Jesus and he loves banging chicks other than his wife.

1:14:32 Joe Rogan He does like that. He does like that.

1:14:34 Adam All right.

1:14:35 Drew Men are just beautiful instruments, aren't they?

1:14:37 Adam Josh, yeah.

1:14:38 Joe Rogan See how we went from pre-cum to that?

1:14:39 Drew Instruments of grace and God. Yes, Josh, what's going on?

1:14:42 Joe Rogan Sorry, David.

1:14:43 Drew So Josh was the dry hump pregnancy risk. And you're not really dry humping when your penis goes in the vagina, OK? That's not dry humping. I don't care if it's a quarter inch.

1:14:50 Adam It's my kind of dry hump.

1:14:51 Drew I don't care if it's a centimeter. You're in.

1:14:54 Caller OK. And I have a question. I've heard that there's only like three or four days we're going to get pregnant during the month.

1:15:00 Drew Yes, the problem is you don't know when those three days are.

1:15:02 Caller I don't. This is the day of the end of her period.

1:15:06 Drew You don't know when those three days are.

1:15:07 Adam No, it is less likely during that time.

1:15:10 Drew Certainly very much less likely, but you really don't know.

1:15:13 Adam Why aren't you having sex, Josh?

1:15:16 Caller I heard you guys talking about this, Mike, a couple of weeks ago, but I'm a really, really bad Christian.

1:15:23 Adam No kidding.

1:15:24 Caller So I find loopholes and stuff, like don't break the cherry and do it in the butt kind of stuff.

1:15:30 Joe Rogan Oh, dude.

1:15:31 Adam Hey.

1:15:31 Joe Rogan Hold on.

1:15:32 Drew You're not.

1:15:32 Joe Rogan Are you really? You're doing it in the butt?

1:15:35 Caller No, I haven't done that yet.

1:15:36 Drew He's aiming for that.

1:15:37 Joe Rogan That's next step. You got to have balls. Loop it up with the quarter inch and then... Oh, boy.

1:15:44 Drew Why don't you just prepare for sex and really acknowledge what you're actually doing here?

1:15:48 Joe Rogan Yeah. Why are you a Christian? Are you a Christian because you believe in it or is it the way you were raised?

1:15:53 Caller I'm a really horny Christian, basically. I still believe in it, but I got it.

1:15:57 Joe Rogan But you really believe that you're not supposed to be horny? That's ridiculous. Come on. Isn't it ridiculous? Can't you believe in God and still have some sex?

1:16:06 Caller Yeah, but I don't really want to.

1:16:08 Adam Before marriage?

1:16:09 Caller It's a big step.

1:16:10 Adam Are you going to marry her?

1:16:11 Caller Yeah, probably.

1:16:12 Drew Wait, what do you figure you were doing when you put your penis in her vagina?

1:16:15 Caller Well, I haven't broken her...

1:16:17 Joe Rogan Oh, that's not... Yeah, good. That's not sex.

1:16:19 Drew What are you crazy? How old is she?

1:16:21 Caller She's 19 also.

1:16:22 Drew How do you figure she has a cherry?

1:16:25 Caller How do I figure?

1:16:26 Drew Yeah. At 19, she won't have one.

1:16:29 Caller Oh, she won't?

1:16:29 Drew No. So what you did was had sex with her. A technical, you know, but putting in sex is violating the plane of the opening of the vagina.

1:16:37 Joe Rogan How old is a woman when, I mean, their cherry goes away when they get older?

1:16:41 Drew They usually kind of, the hymen.

1:16:43 Adam Just water skiing, horseback riding, weird uncle. They usually go.

1:16:48 Joe Rogan It's mostly gone by accident.

1:16:50 Drew It's mostly gone by 19.

1:16:51 Joe Rogan Mostly.

1:16:52 Adam Alright. Hey, Josh?

1:16:53 Drew Yeah?

1:16:54 Adam Let me tell you, God does not like sinners, but you know what he hates? He hates retards.

1:16:59 Drew And people lie to themselves.

1:17:00 Adam Or a retard, and you're lying to yourself.

1:17:02 Joe Rogan Just have some sex, bro.

1:17:03 Adam Please. I'll tell you the problem with religion in a nutshell. Here's a guy, Josh, he's trying to stick close to his faith, yet he's got a boner the size of Montana. So what's he do? Well, he doesn't have a condom, and she's not on the pill, and there's no birth control to be found, because they're good religious people.

1:17:21 Drew They're not having sex.

1:17:22 Adam Meanwhile, he's putting the business end of his penis in her, and she will then get pregnant because of his religion, essentially.

1:17:30 Joe Rogan And he has to marry her.

1:17:31 Adam A good aviator would say, hey, look, we're getting it on. Let's go get some condoms and do it. All right.

1:17:36 Joe Rogan Even an agnostic.

1:17:37 Adam Tony, that's right. What's up? You're 25. What's up?

1:17:42 Joe Rogan My question was for Joe Axe.

1:17:43 Adam That's right. No more cussing, though, right?

1:17:45 Joe Rogan Right. In relation to the show, Fear Factor Cool Show, want to know how you guys audition people to get on the show.

1:17:52 Joe Rogan Well, I didn't have any partner, but there's a very thorough psychological examination, a physical examination they had to go through. We basically, they set up, from what I understand, they set up stands at like concerts and stuff asking people if they want to be on the show.

1:18:05 Drew I would love to see the psychological profiles they do.

1:18:08 Joe Rogan A lot of people got booted.

1:18:09 Drew I know. I'm not surprised. They went through all this at Big Brother, too, and it's like, fuh-fuh-fuh.

1:18:14 Joe Rogan It's not that, it's not that, what do you mean?

1:18:17 Drew It screens for like overtly unstable people.

1:18:20 Joe Rogan Yeah, well, that's what anyone who wants to be on a show like this is unstable.

1:18:23 Adam Yeah, you're getting buried in rats.

1:18:24 Joe Rogan They're all attention freaks, you know. There's three types of people doing a show. There's either the serious attention freaks, or there was a couple of people who were like, the ones that were my favorite were people like, man, my life is boring and I'm always shy, and I just want to do something crazy. And they were like, you were rooting for them because they were the ones who were the most scared. And then the other people were like, dude, I just want to win 50 grand. Like, what do I got to do?

1:18:43 Adam So Tony, you got to try it? Oh, I would love to.

1:18:46 Joe Rogan Well, we filmed all these nine and that's it for this season. But if they do do it again, you'll be able to...

1:18:53 Drew Tony's calling from Culver City. I think what he's angling for is to come down here and sign up with Joe tonight.

1:18:57 Joe Rogan And jump off the roof onto a hay bough.

1:18:59 Adam You know what's great about the guys who watch TV too? They figure the host is also the executive producer, the writer, the network.

1:19:06 Drew Network executive, yeah.

1:19:07 Joe Rogan Dude, hook me up.

1:19:08 Adam Right. That's great. Yeah, well, hey, yeah, you want to host Jeopardy while you're at it?

1:19:13 Joe Rogan Yeah, you're in, man. You're in. Can't you help me?

1:19:16 Adam You know, it's weird. I was just thinking about though, like when we grew up, we were watching TV, it was like, there was no normal people on TV. It was like sitcoms.

1:19:25 Drew Right.

1:19:25 Adam You weren't going to be on Mod or the Jeffersons.

1:19:28 Drew Right.

1:19:28 Adam Or Wonder Woman. You knew it. But I mean, now, if you're watching TV and you're watching all of this reality-based stuff, and, you know, you can't quite do the math. You don't know that they have to turn down 200 million applicants to get on Survivor or whatever. But you're sitting there and you're watching Road Rules and you're watching all these shows and you're going, hey, I'm going to give it a shot. Like, I'm going to get on. I'm going to do it.

1:19:53 Drew Also, the stuff we used to get about, like, for instance, MTV. It's like, hey, well, what's, you know, right over there.

1:19:58 Adam You know, you know, it's great. Yeah. When we were on MTV, people would be like, hey, you know what you guys need? You need me as like a third host. Yeah. You know why? Well, I haven't really been around, but I'll tell you, I'm funny. My friends love me. The guys I work with at the mill.

1:20:15 Drew I got a few notes for you guys.

1:20:16 Adam I got some ideas, man.

1:20:18 Joe Rogan Your show is good, but what you need to do is this. Right.

1:20:21 Caller Right.

1:20:21 Adam But also they think like we're going to go into MTV and go, hey, there's this guy, Stu. Stu, what's your last? Stu Abramowitz.

1:20:30 Caller I don't know.

1:20:31 Adam What have you done? It's not done anything. No, it works at a mill. But it seems like good people. We're thinking about just putting them on with us.

1:20:39 Joe Rogan Well, I think people think if they just ask, you know, you never know. You got to have balls in this business.

1:20:44 Adam That's right.

1:20:44 Joe Rogan You got to ask.

1:20:46 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Joe Rogan is our guest tonight, Fear Factor. We'll be back after this. Hey, everybody.

1:21:02 Caller It's Loveline.

1:21:03 Adam I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Joe Rogan has joined us tonight. Fear Factor is the name of his new show, which will be on Monday night. And I was going to say that's tonight for those of you who are hearing it in a day delay, but the show's over if you're hearing it in a day delay, so don't worry about it. You can catch it next Monday, and it's on NBC, 8 o'clock. All right. Let's hop back to the phones and speak to Chris, who's 16. Chris?

1:21:31 Caller Hey.

1:21:32 Adam Hey.

1:21:33 Caller How are you?

1:21:34 Drew Good. Good.

1:21:35 Adam How are you?

1:21:36 Caller I'm okay.

1:21:37 Adam All right. Weird cadence guy. What's up?

1:21:41 Joe Rogan Not much. I actually have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. I have hair on my body except for my pubic hair on my balls, and I can't figure out why, and neither can my doctor.

1:21:53 Drew Pubic hair on your balls?

1:21:54 Joe Rogan Well, on my privates.

1:21:57 Caller There's nothing there.

1:21:58 Drew So around, like on your pelvic area?

1:22:01 Joe Rogan No, the whole thing, like from underneath my belly button all the way down.

1:22:04 Drew Okay.

1:22:05 Adam Say pelvic area. Yeah.

1:22:07 Drew Okay, pelvic area. But listen, that... He's 16. I'll give him a break. All right. That... The hair there is actually more mediated, as I understand, by the adrenal glands than the testes. Did your puberty come on real late?

1:22:24 Joe Rogan No. Not as I know.

1:22:26 Drew When it started, how did it start? You remember?

1:22:31 Joe Rogan Not really.

1:22:31 Drew Did you get hair somewhere particular, or did you...?

1:22:33 Joe Rogan I got... I mean, I got hair underneath my arms, and...

1:22:35 Drew That's where you got it first.

1:22:36 Joe Rogan Yeah. I just don't have anything down there at all.

1:22:38 Drew Do you have any other medical problems?

1:22:41 Joe Rogan I have a medical problem?

1:22:42 Drew Do you have any other medical problems?

1:22:43 Caller Oh, no. Not really.

1:22:44 Drew Do you have low blood pressure?

1:22:46 Joe Rogan No.

1:22:47 Caller I have ADD.

1:22:49 Drew ADD. You want medication for that?

1:22:50 Joe Rogan Yeah. Well, butrin.

1:22:51 Drew How long have you been on that for?

1:22:54 Joe Rogan Probably about six months.

1:22:56 Drew No, so that wouldn't be it.

1:22:57 Adam Your doctor doesn't seem to care about this?

1:22:59 Joe Rogan Not really.

1:23:00 Drew I would ask to see an endocrinologist. I really would. Because to me, it's part of adrenal function. There's something maybe. There's something called congenital.

1:23:08 Adam Well, I say enjoy it while you can. I have a lot of hair down there. It's a nuisance.

1:23:15 Joe Rogan It gets caught in stuff.

1:23:16 Adam Yeah. It smells more. It holds the smell in. It makes your penis look smaller because the ground around it is higher now with the pubic patch. I say enjoy it. Yeah. All right, Chris.

1:23:30 Joe Rogan I have a comment for you too. You said that girls couldn't get orgasms very good when they're under the age of 18.

1:23:37 Drew That's common, yes.

1:23:38 Adam Not normally.

1:23:40 Joe Rogan I have a friend and she's good for like four or five.

1:23:43 Drew Yeah. The multi-orgasmic women usually will come out early. So that like under 5% that will be multi-orgasmic their whole life or have no problem under the age of 18.

1:23:54 Adam And understand when you listen to the show, we always throw out the low score and the high score. We're talking about everything in between. It's a curve. There are women who are multi-orgasmic and then there are women who'll never have an orgasm. But what we're talking about is sort of the middle ground, the majority. Let's talk to Ashley who's 15. Ashley?

1:24:14 Caller Yeah.

1:24:15 Adam What's up?

1:24:16 Caller Not too much.

1:24:17 Adam Yeah? Turn your radio down, goofball.

1:24:19 Caller I said turn it down. Duh.

1:24:23 Drew Duh.

1:24:24 Adam Oh, I forgot about the duh. Have you thrown the doy every once in a while?

1:24:28 Caller Doy. Doy, doy, doy.

1:24:29 Joe Rogan Doy's the best.

1:24:30 Adam Sometimes the duck could be replaced by doy or sometimes followed with a doy if it was real egregious.

1:24:35 Joe Rogan You never knew any of those. Doy. All you hear is the more common doh. Doh.

1:24:40 Adam I think it's a Simpson thing. Do you guys have friends who would actually beat on themselves? Their chest is up like my friend Ray when he would do the doh or doy. They do that spastic retard being like doh, doh, like pound on themselves.

1:24:54 Joe Rogan Or hit themselves in the head.

1:24:55 Adam Right. All right, Ashley.

1:24:57 Drew Okay. Go ahead.

1:24:59 Caller My boyfriend like fingers me and I pee.

1:25:03 Drew Do you have an orgasm at that time?

1:25:05 Caller No, I'm just about to orgasm.

1:25:07 Drew Yeah. Well, you may be just sort of irritating your urethra to the point that it can't withhold, it can't hold the urine back any further. It might be you have something called female orgasmic incontinence, which is-

1:25:20 Joe Rogan What is that?

1:25:21 Drew It's women pee when they have an orgasm.

1:25:22 Joe Rogan Now, is that what that is, the female ejaculation?

1:25:25 Drew No, that's different. That's female ejaculation.

1:25:26 Joe Rogan What is that?

1:25:27 Drew That's female ejaculation.

1:25:28 Joe Rogan But what is that? What's coming out?

1:25:31 Drew The fluid from the glands in that area.

1:25:33 Adam Yeah, that's good. Have you had that?

1:25:35 Joe Rogan No, I never have.

1:25:36 Adam I've heard of it.

1:25:38 Joe Rogan I have a friend who is experiencing that currently and he's very shocked.

1:25:41 Adam Really?

1:25:42 Joe Rogan Yeah.

1:25:42 Adam Not turned on by it?

1:25:43 Joe Rogan He's not digging it.

1:25:44 Adam Yeah, I keep telling Drew that.

1:25:46 Drew Yeah, I think guys are mostly impressed when they can do something to women.

1:25:49 Joe Rogan He said it's very inconsistent in its taste.

1:25:53 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:53 Joe Rogan Yeah.

1:25:54 Drew See, probably that's the problem. She can't control it. She can't, you know, you can't go away from it.

1:25:57 Joe Rogan And he doesn't really know exactly what it is. And he's just not sure if he's being urinated on.

1:26:04 Adam Is it possible that he gets urine, you know, on Wednesday and on Thursday gets just a glandular stuff?

1:26:09 Drew I suppose that's true. Yeah, sure.

1:26:11 Adam Hey, Ashley? Yeah. Okay. So is he being very vigorous in his finger banging?

1:26:18 Caller No, not really.

1:26:20 Drew The other thing is you could have a urine infection. The whole area could be irritated. So it would be worth seeing a doctor just to make sure your urine is not infected. And him smashing around down there is a good way to get a urine infection.

1:26:29 Adam How old is he? He's 16.

1:26:32 Joe Rogan Does he have clean nails?

1:26:33 Drew Yeah.

1:26:34 Adam It's funny when we hear about a guy finger banging a 15 year old and he's 16, we look at it as that he's stolen her vagina and he's joyriding it.

1:26:42 Drew Yeah.

1:26:42 Adam You know, I mean, you picture him hopping the curb and running over some trash cans and going by neighbors with a bat knocking the mailbox off. Yeah.

1:26:53 Drew And he's out of control.

1:26:54 Adam Well, you don't really know, it really is like a 16 year old with a vagina. You might as well have the guy just drive a tank or a Humvee for the military or backhoe or something. You know, I mean, he could do damage. He does not know his way around that. He's joyriding. Vanessa?

1:27:18 Caller Yeah.

1:27:19 Adam You're 16.

1:27:20 Caller Yeah.

1:27:20 Adam What's up?

1:27:21 Well, in January, I had a boyfriend that I was going out with for a few weeks. And I had sex with him a few times and I felt like I was in love with him. I don't know if I really was or not, but he ended up dumping me. And I went through a whole stage of like depression and all of that. And then I thought I was over it, but I still have feelings for him.

1:27:46 Drew How long ago this all happened?

1:27:48 Adam January.

1:27:48 Drew The breakup.

1:27:49 Yeah. And I see him around town and stuff and you know it still hurts that I'm not with him because I felt so strongly about him.

1:27:58 Adam He doesn't go to school with you?

1:28:00 No, he's 20.

1:28:03 Adam Yeah. And when is your birthday?

1:28:06 Caller August.

1:28:07 Adam You'll be 17?

1:28:08 Yeah.

1:28:10 Adam And so you're a young 16 and you're banging around with this 20 year old guy?

1:28:18 Drew Yeah.

1:28:19 Adam What's up?

1:28:21 I don't know. I met him through some friends and I just...

1:28:26 Drew When you're 20, you're going to look back at this guy at this age and go, oh my God, what a loser this guy is.

1:28:31 Adam Yeah, it's a little creepy. What grade are you in?

1:28:35 I'm a junior.

1:28:36 Adam Alright. And what are you going to do? You're going to graduate and go to college somewhere?

1:28:41 I don't really know yet.

1:28:42 Adam Alright. Well, look, you gave the guy, did you lose your virginity to him?

1:28:48 No.

1:28:48 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

1:28:51 Last October.

1:28:52 Adam Alright. And where's that guy?

1:28:56 He's in my math class, actually. He doesn't even talk to me. It was just-

1:29:00 Drew You're getting some bad choices in guys here, Vanessa.

1:29:02 Yeah, well-

1:29:03 Adam Where's your dad? Where's your dad?

1:29:07 At home.

1:29:08 Adam Yeah. Is he a good guy?

1:29:11 I don't think so.

1:29:12 Drew We don't think so either.

1:29:13 Adam Yeah. That's all that counts. Why isn't he a good guy?

1:29:17 Caller He just-

1:29:18 He's always been this real big jerk to me. I don't know.

1:29:21 Drew Well, you're choosing other jerks to now to get along with.

1:29:24 Adam Right. The bigger jerk your dad is, the bigger the jerks you choose. So-

1:29:28 He doesn't- I mean, he's trying really hard.

1:29:31 Drew I mean, he's doing a lot better now. Yeah, but you're choosing to realize that you don't have to go after guys that are a-holes like your dad.

1:29:36 Adam Right. And understand that your antenna got bent a long time ago, and that even if your dad is being a good guy now, which is good-

1:29:44 Drew Yeah, better.

1:29:45 Adam It's still going to affect your choices that you make in men.

1:29:48 Drew Be careful with guys that you feel you have to go after, that you're really attracted to. Listen to that little instinct you've got in your voice, internal voice that goes, no, no, not one of these guys again. Yeah, listen to that. Don't do that. Find somebody that's not quite so exciting.

1:30:00 Adam You have one of those at 16?

1:30:01 Drew Yeah, you do. They just don't listen to them.

1:30:03 Adam I didn't even have an external voice at 16. You have an internal and external? Yeah. All right. No anal voice? Well, wait, I had one of those.

1:30:12 Joe Rogan It ain't a whisper.

1:30:14 Adam Nina?

1:30:15 Caller Yeah.

1:30:15 Adam You're 23?

1:30:16 Caller Yeah. What's up? I was on birth control for two years, and I just got off of birth control about a month ago, and now my period is late, so I'm wondering if that's normal or-

1:30:26 Drew It takes about six months to normalize.

1:30:28 Adam There you go. Let's talk to Marie.

1:30:31 Hi.

1:30:32 Adam 32?

1:30:33 Yes.

1:30:33 Adam Father on methadone?

1:30:34 Well, my father has had a long history with back pain. He's had a surgery on his back.

1:30:41 Adam Yeah, we don't trust him. Well, that's junky.

1:30:43 I'm the oldest of 11 also. The reason why I think it's methadone is because I have a friend who's told me about it. She works in a pharmacy, and also from listening to you, I've learned a lot too.

1:30:56 Drew What's the question?

1:30:57 Well, he has these big quarter-sized purple things on his legs, and he also has some open sores, and they're starting to come all over his body. I have something strange also to say. He was in the bathroom recently. I had him over, and he was kind of compulsively almost going at these open sores.

1:31:20 Drew Right, he's doing speed.

1:31:21 Oh my God.

1:31:22 Drew That's what that is, Picker's Syndrome, that's called.

1:31:24 He tells me, this is going to really freak you out. He tells me, and this is so strange, if he keeps, he thinks there's bugs.

1:31:31 Drew Yeah, no, he's on stimulants.

1:31:32 Adam He's doing speed.

1:31:33 He thinks he can find a bug inside of his throat.

1:31:36 Drew I know, I know, they think they have hairs in there, they think they have glass in there, all kinds of stuff. But they-

1:31:40 This is really weird for me.

1:31:41 Adam Okay, but hey, listen.

1:31:42 It's a red flag for me.

1:31:44 Drew It's a Picker's Syndrome, he's on drugs, he needs to be treated, this will not stop without that.

1:31:48 He has a doctor who, I guess, has been known to give lots of narcotics.

1:31:53 Drew Well, he's getting lots of-

1:31:54 Adam He has Elvis' doctor. And my mom's taking care of him. Hey, Marie, listen, you need to go to Alan on or Ella, whatever.

1:32:01 I'm not really having trouble with myself. I'm very stable.

1:32:04 Adam I know. This idiot's got 11 kids.

1:32:08 I know.

1:32:08 Adam Listen, I know as your dad you love him, but someone should have put a bullet in that MF'er's head after kid number seven.

1:32:14 You know, he's losing his mind.

1:32:16 Adam Good.

1:32:17 Drew Marie, he's on drugs, he needs to be treated for that. He'll need to spend at least three months somewhere for this to clear up.

1:32:22 Adam God bless Marie, he's 32 and has no idea what's going on with a freaked out drug addict dad. Alright, we'll be back. All right, everybody, that's it. Go see our friend tomorrow night, Joe Rogan, on NBC, 8 o'clock, Fear Factor is the name of the show. Joe?

1:32:43 Joe Rogan Catch it before it's canceled. No.

1:32:45 Adam No.

1:32:45 Joe Rogan You never know.

1:32:46 Adam Big hit. I smell a hit.

1:32:47 Joe Rogan One or the other.

1:32:48 Adam Well, the thing about Joe is he just do stand up and then do another show.

1:32:52 Joe Rogan Do another hit.

1:32:52 Adam Right. Thanks for coming in, Joe.

1:32:54 Joe Rogan Thanks for having me, guys. Always a pleasure.

1:32:56 Adam Good to see you, and we'll see you again soon. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:01 Caller No, I drink aloha.

1:33:03 Caller It's been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkin Stingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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