Episode 1000754886906

0:59 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Service, and I'm Adam Corolla. And I'm going to be your host, Dr. Drew Loveline.

1:11 Voiceover And I'm going to be your host, Dr. Drew Loveline. And I'm going to be your host, Dr. Drew Loveline. And I'm going to be your host, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Tonight, we're overjoyed to have Steve Harwell here from Smash Mouth, of course.

1:33 Drew How are you guys doing?

1:34 Adam Good. It's good to see you, Steve.

1:35 Drew It's been a long time.

1:36 Smash Mouth It has been a while.

1:37 Drew Yeah.

1:37 Adam I think too long.

1:38 Drew I was looking forward to this.

1:39 Adam Oh, good.

1:41 Drew I'm hooked on your TV show, too.

1:42 Adam Oh, the Man Show.

1:44 Smash Mouth That's scary.

1:44 Drew And you haven't called me one time to be on there.

1:46 Adam You know what? I think maybe we have.

1:50 Drew Have you, really? You are such a liar.

1:53 Adam No, I'll check it.

1:56 Drew I would kill for that. I've got so many ideas for you. You don't even know.

1:59 Adam Well, we were trying to do some kind of like Beach House special, and we were looking for a band. And I know Smash Mouth came up, but I think Smash Mouth was like in Europe or something. The whole show never came together.

2:12 Drew Well, we'll get it.

2:13 Adam All right.

2:13 Drew That's no yawning. No yawning.

2:16 Smash Mouth When Adam speaks, it's just a Pablo Van thing.

2:18 Drew It bores you to death.

2:20 Smash Mouth Especially when he talks about The Man Show.

2:21 Drew I look a little bit like Dr. Ewan. Okay, okay. Okay, we're moving on.

2:24 Adam Thank you.

2:25 Best show on television, The Man Show.

2:27 Smash Mouth Jesse Ventura.

2:28 Adam That's Governor Jesse Ventura.

2:30 Drew Of course, you can tell. Best show on television, The Man Show.

2:33 Adam Why isn't he moving up the political ladder? I'd like to see him running for something else.

2:38 Drew He's going back to Monday Night Heat wrestling.

2:40 Adam Is he?

2:41 Smash Mouth I think he made a huge mistake announcing for the XFL. That's where I thought to myself, what are you doing, Jesse?

2:47 Drew What is that terrible?

2:49 Adam Well, of course, I'm biased because he called my show the best show on television. But if he ran for president, I would vote for him.

2:56 Drew Like I said, I like your show for one reason and one reason only.

2:59 Adam The Governor's approval.

3:01 All right.

3:02 Adam So Smash Mouth coming out with a new CD on the November 27th.

3:08 Drew They did move it.

3:09 Adam Yes, that is the date.

3:11 Drew They've moved it 14 times since last year, but that's okay as long as it's coming out in November.

3:15 Why?

3:16 Adam I mean, why are they moving it?

3:17 Drew Because our sorry asses weren't ready. So what you mean?

3:20 Adam The music wasn't ready and we're ready to go on tour.

3:22 Drew No, we weren't ready to. We were just still recording songs. We just finished the record actually legally. I mean, I think today.

3:30 Adam Oh, really?

3:31 Drew We literally just, we literally said it's done, over finalized, let's mix it, master it. But I think it's going to be, it's ready to go.

3:38 Adam Where did you record it?

3:40 Drew We recorded it at Barefoot Studios, our same producer, Eric Valentine, who recorded the last two records.

3:44 Adam Is that out here?

3:45 Drew Yeah, it's out here. It's off of Melrose and, I don't know, Phil, I don't know. I don't know my way around this neighborhood.

3:55 Adam Fine. What's different about it or what's the same about it? What's better or worse about it?

4:00 Drew What's worse about it?

4:01 Adam Better.

4:02 Drew Whatever. It's your show.

4:04 Adam What's better? I just say better or worse, but what's better about it?

4:08 Drew Yeah, we're going to play PCP, which is the new single and then we're going to play. I'll play something else off the new record instead of the old stuff, but I can't play something that's going to be a single. I got to play something that's cool and whatever.

4:17 Smash Mouth Maybe we should play something and see what it is.

4:19 Adam Well, let Steve answer and tell us about it, and then we'll hear some about it.

4:23 Drew Look at you two. No, don't you even think about playing that song. I will kill whoever just pushed that button right now. No, the records, it's got the Smash Mouth sound, but it's also, you know, it's got a little more rocking stuff on it. It's kind of cool. We're really digging it, and I think it's going to be... You got to quit.

4:43 Smash Mouth I'm sorry.

4:43 Drew You said you yawn when his show is getting talked about.

4:45 Smash Mouth I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it.

4:47 Drew My record was yawned.

4:48 Smash Mouth I promise.

4:48 Drew Okay. Now, we're really excited.

4:50 Smash Mouth Listen, I just got... I've got Steve doing my daughter's homework with her, and I'm like, oh.

4:56 Drew And he has pajamas on, literally.

4:57 Smash Mouth Literally.

4:58 Drew He's wearing pajamas with a button-up-collared polo.

5:01 Adam Yeah. All right. That's what he normally wears.

5:03 Drew So the record's rocking. It's self-titled, and it's going to be out November 20th, something one of you said.

5:08 Adam Wait a minute. I thought it was called United We Stand.

5:11 Drew No, that's the country's version of our record.

5:15 Adam Oh, really? I mean, the record's going to be called Smash Mouth?

5:18 Drew Yeah.

5:20 Smash Mouth It's under the Ozzy Osbourne.

5:21 Drew That's Ozzy Osbourne, dude.

5:23 Adam No, it's not.

5:24 Drew Wait a minute. Ozzy's record is called United We Stand.

5:26 Adam No, his is called Down to Earth.

5:28 Drew This is old. This goes over here.

5:29 No, that's right.

5:31 Adam That's Astro Lounge, right?

5:33 Drew Yeah.

5:33 Adam You are the Winkies League.

5:34 Drew Goodbye.

5:35 Adam I was told. That's Ozzy, by the way. Ozzy was in here last night.

5:39 Drew Is that what he said? You are the Winkies League?

5:41 Smash Mouth He loves her.

5:42 Drew Does he really?

5:43 Smash Mouth Yeah.

5:43 Adam Yeah. All right. So what is the name of the CD?

5:46 Drew It's self-titled like everybody else's record this year.

5:49 Adam Okay.

5:49 Drew We just couldn't think of a name. We ran a contest. We had 6,000 kids donate a name and nothing sounded good besides Smash Mouth, so we just named it that.

5:56 Adam Good. I'm going to find out why we have this title here. Ann told me that's what the album is called.

6:02 Drew You denied that we stand. Okay, fine.

6:05 Adam All right.

6:06 Drew So name that record.

6:08 Adam Do we want to hear something off it now? Yeah.

6:09 Drew Let's play PCP. G-Mini Christmas. Let's play. I got a damn ulcer right now.

6:16 Smash Mouth You got something lined up? He hasn't got anything ready.

6:18 Adam We're going to hear PCP?

6:19 Smash Mouth Yeah.

6:19 Drew Let's play PCP. The first single just came out last week.

6:22 Adam I thought we couldn't play a single off it.

6:24 Smash Mouth No.

6:24 Drew The first one.

6:24 Smash Mouth It's out.

6:25 Drew It's not released.

6:26 Adam It's out.

6:27 Drew I would love to play you everything, but these kids will be downloading everything and I'll be broke tomorrow.

6:31 Adam Smash Mouth from the soon to be hit CD Smash Mouth.

6:36 Drew Yes. It's called PCP, which stands for Pacific Coast Party, not the drug.

6:40 Adam Right.

9:28 Drew I'm just going to control here.

9:32 Adam That is Smash Mouth off the new Smash Mouth CD, which is not out until November 27th. We were talking the whole time, but it sounded good when I heard in the background.

9:44 Drew Hopefully.

9:45 Adam Yeah. Well, I don't think you guys got to worry about anything.

9:51 Drew I swear to you, I'm coming through this glass. I'm coming through it.

9:53 Adam Listen, I would be overjoyed if someone would give Anderson a good ass-kicking. I would just be standing there laughing while Steve is dropping an elbow on him.

10:03 Drew Off the top rope.

10:04 Adam Getting him into a figure four.

10:06 Drew Nice.

10:06 Adam Anderson just slapping his hand on the ground, reeling with pain as he cinched up his figure four. I would just be laughing. I'd probably smack him with a coffee mug or something while he was lying there.

10:17 Drew Yeah.

10:18 Adam The world is your oyster. I mean, because that's all the world is. I know I was kidding when I said that. I had to have been kidding. Drew, please back me up on this. You can't articulate yourself any better than that.

10:30 Drew What were you drinking when you did that?

10:31 Adam Screw it up.

10:32 Drew What were you drinking when you did that one?

10:33 Adam There's nothing more embarrassing than when you're yelling at someone about articulating and you screw up the word articulate. If you really think about it. If you really think about it.

10:41 Drew I articulated her.

10:42 Adam Articulate shouldn't be such a tough word because people must screw that up every day when they're screaming at people.

10:47 Smash Mouth Let's blame the word for your incompetency.

10:48 That's what I'm saying.

10:49 Adam Too many syllables.

10:51 All right.

10:52 Adam We're going to take some calls. That's what we should do. Elizabeth?

10:56 Yeah.

10:56 Adam You're 18?

10:58 Caller Yeah.

10:58 Adam What's up?

11:00 Caller Well, my boyfriend is a minute man. We've been having sex for about a month and a half and they both lost it to each other. He's lasted for a long time before but he can't do it anymore.

11:14 Adam Well, how long was a long time before?

11:17 Caller About half an hour.

11:18 Smash Mouth What's different now?

11:20 Adam He doesn't care.

11:21 Caller I'm not exactly sure. I don't know. He's been taking a lot of caffeine pills. I'm not sure if that could be it.

11:28 Drew Stacker too.

11:30 Adam What is he doing? Why is he taking all these caffeine pills?

11:32 Drew Trying to lose weight?

11:34 Caller Well, no. He needs the energy.

11:37 Adam For what?

11:38 Caller For he works and goes to school and stuff.

11:42 Drew Is he taking Xanadrine?

11:44 Caller Is it like what?

11:44 Drew It's called Xanadrine. It's like a diet supplement that get you wired out for the day.

11:48 Caller He takes Vibrin.

11:51 Adam That's just caffeine, right?

11:52 Drew Yeah.

11:53 Adam Well, it's probably not helping, but I don't think that's going to shave 29 minutes off.

11:57 Smash Mouth No. I suspect that might make him delay the stimulants.

12:01 Caller How can I help them?

12:05 Smash Mouth Well, first we got to figure out why it was okay for a while, because he's capable of doing this. It's not like the other biological predisposition where that's just his time.

12:14 Adam Well, how long ago?

12:16 Caller Well, when he went for half an hour, it was right after we had done.

12:21 Smash Mouth Why don't you do that?

12:22 Caller For like five minutes.

12:23 Smash Mouth The first time, five minutes?

12:25 Caller Yeah.

12:25 Smash Mouth The next time, 30 minutes? Of course.

12:28 Caller It was within 20 minutes of each other.

12:31 Smash Mouth Same boner, different.

12:32 Adam New cheese.

12:35 Drew Same boner, different day?

12:36 Smash Mouth Different.

12:37 Drew Oh, okay.

12:37 Adam Different semen. Was it the same boner?

12:41 Caller No, it was different. It was-

12:44 Adam New boner?

12:45 Caller New boner.

12:46 Adam Right. Okay. So-

12:47 Smash Mouth But why don't you do that?

12:49 Adam He doesn't last a half hour. He lasts a half hour after he goes in five minutes.

12:53 Smash Mouth But he's able to do that though. Why don't you guys use that technique then, now going forward?

13:00 Caller Lately, he hasn't been able to get it up after that.

13:03 Smash Mouth Well, that's the Vibrant. That's the Vibrant right there.

13:06 Caller You think?

13:06 Smash Mouth Yeah. Or whatever the hell else he's doing.

13:09 Drew That's like Speed will do that to you too.

13:11 Smash Mouth Yeah.

13:11 Drew Maybe.

13:12 Caller Really? He does Speed too.

13:14 Drew Oh.

13:15 Smash Mouth Thanks for telling us, Elizabeth.

13:16 Drew Why did you mention Vibrant? Come on, Vibrant's a walk in the park compared to the Speed.

13:21 Smash Mouth Yeah.

13:21 Drew He does Vibrant, but I think he does Speed too. Okay.

13:24 Smash Mouth He's doing drugs, so that's going to make him.

13:25 Drew She laughs about it. I love it.

13:26 Adam He drinks coffee and slams cramp.

13:30 Caller He does once in a while.

13:31 Smash Mouth How often is once in a while?

13:33 Drew Is he a weekend warrior? Is he doing the weekends when he gets his paycheck?

13:37 Caller No. Maybe like twice a month.

13:38 Smash Mouth Twice a month. He's smoking pot every day, though.

13:41 Caller Yeah. He smokes pot a lot.

13:42 Smash Mouth Okay. That'll also screw him up.

13:45 Adam How old is this young junkie you're dating?

13:48 Drew Yeah.

13:50 Adam He's well on his way, you know?

13:52 Caller Yeah.

13:52 Drew I know.

13:53 Adam So maybe you should look into that with him.

13:55 Drew He's a new kid on the block that just discovered the wonderful world of speed and then it ruined your life.

14:00 Smash Mouth I don't know if your dad was an addict or what, where you get to think that's okay.

14:05 Caller Like his friends do it and stuff.

14:07 Drew What, do you do it with him once in a while?

14:09 Caller No, actually I don't. I don't do that.

14:11 Smash Mouth Why?

14:13 Caller I don't know. He hasn't let me. I'll tell you the truth.

14:16 Adam He's bogarting.

14:17 Smash Mouth I thought she was going to say that she saw it in her mom or dad, and that's not going to happen to me. So that's why she picked someone who's an addict to get involved with.

14:25 Adam Well, it would have been nice. Is that the truth, Elizabeth?

14:28 Caller No, my parents aren't like that. I don't know.

14:32 Adam All right.

14:33 Drew Have you ever done speed or anything like that? Cocaine or anything? Have you ever tried anything like that?

14:37 Caller Just pot, and I drink a lot.

14:40 Smash Mouth You drink a lot. Your dad's not an alcoholic?

14:43 Caller My grandpa is.

14:44 Smash Mouth Your grandpa is. Whose dad is that?

14:46 Caller That's my dad's. Yeah, my dad's dad.

14:47 Smash Mouth Your dad's not an alcoholic?

14:49 Caller No, he's not.

14:50 Smash Mouth He doesn't drink heavily?

14:52 Caller He what?

14:52 Smash Mouth Doesn't drink heavily?

14:54 Caller No, he doesn't at all.

14:55 Smash Mouth Didn't used to?

14:57 Caller I don't think so.

14:58 Smash Mouth Where's my bourbon?

14:59 Adam All right. Elizabeth, why don't you focus on this guy's drug intake and not on his penis? See what you can do about that.

15:08 Smash Mouth Okay.

15:08 Adam And don't be scared to dump him, by the way, if he keeps going down this slippery slope. I know, I know. Where else are you going to get a guy who does a bunch of coke, weed, drugs, with no penis, with a non-functional penis? Right.

15:20 Drew I think sooner or later she's going to start doing it and then they're both going to do it too.

15:23 Smash Mouth I think you're right because she's an alcoholic. Yeah, I think so.

15:25 Drew Because once you start drinking heavily, pretty soon that's like the little key to the lock and it unlocks the door to the speed thing and throws the switch. Yeah. And then pretty soon you're just a bundle of crap.

15:36 Adam Steve, you've done your fair share of speed, right?

15:38 Drew I've done my fair share of party.

15:40 Adam Speed is just bad.

15:41 Drew Well, just any kind of anything you put up your nose or in your arm or anything like that, it's just not a fun ride. And I've never put it in my arm. I've snorted drugs. But I'll tell you right now, it's the worst thing you can get yourself involved in because it's going to ruin your life or ruin your career or whatever. Or end up killing you. One of the two, yeah.

16:00 Adam Or you do something stupid like strangle one of your friends. You know what I'm saying?

16:05 Drew Or basically, well.

16:06 Smash Mouth Hard to self or other, yeah.

16:07 Drew I've heard stories of guys that have been on drugs and they end up doing something to a girl they don't think they would ever do and pretty soon you ended up in jail because you did something you would never do but you were high, you know? So it's just not a good path to go down.

16:21 Adam Reese?

16:21 Yeah.

16:22 Adam You're 30. What's up?

16:25 Caller My relationship is very screwed up right now and I'm not really sure if I made the best decision as you know.

16:32 Smash Mouth Well, I'll make a guess.

16:33 Caller No. Well, this is what happened. My boyfriend and I have known each other for about a year and we've been living with each other for five months and everything was going great. I mean, I love him very deeply. He loves me and things are going great. Yada, yada, yada. But then, where he's working, he meets this girl and he said that, we have a very open, honest relationship. He'll tell me anything regardless of whether it hurts me or not. It's better than keeping things from us.

17:09 Smash Mouth Not necessarily, but go ahead.

17:11 Caller I'd rather know than not know, but sometimes it's that total double-edged sword. What happened was, he saw this girl at work and she flirted with him and she knows that he has a girlfriend and he doesn't stop it because, to be honest, he said that before he even moved down here and moved in with me, he had a dream about a girl and that was her. Everything that she does, it was just like this girl in a dream and he's not sure what's going on with this and it's driving him nuts and he can't work and, you know.

17:49 Adam And Jack Off? Right.

17:50 Smash Mouth Sounds like this is his Jack Off.

17:52 Adam Because he gets way behind on the assembly line, he doesn't put the arms on the GI. Joe dolls as they go by.

17:57 Smash Mouth Pat.

17:58 Adam Hold on a second. I'd like to see more assembly line humor in general on TV.

18:02 Smash Mouth Ever since Lucy or Laverne Shirley.

18:04 Adam Yeah, where someone gets behind on assembly line and it actually starts speeding up and they have to start chasing whatever it is they're doing. You know what the problem is, quite frankly, I know this is going to sound sad but people just wouldn't buy attractive white people on assembly line these days. Do you know what I'm saying like gutting chickens as they went by in the Tyson factory somewhere in North Carolina. I just don't think people are going to buy that.

18:29 Drew The Tyson factory?

18:30 Adam I don't know.

18:31 Drew That's a great one.

18:32 Adam Yeah, it's a good.

18:33 Caller I'm just saying, you know what I mean?

18:34 Adam I think the days of the attractive young single female working the production line.

18:40 Smash Mouth Dancing down the stairs of their factory.

18:42 Adam Yeah, it's not going to work. No.

18:44 Drew 36, 24, 36, working the factory.

18:47 Adam Yeah, hot chicks don't work in the factories anymore. Wait, we're in videos.

18:51 Smash Mouth Yeah.

18:52 Adam Hey, Rhys. I'll tell you the thing that's most disturbing to me about this relationship is the honesty part where he's talking about his dream girl.

18:59 Smash Mouth This is honesty. This is like some sort of-

19:02 Adam He's like he's trying to discourage you.

19:04 Caller Well, he's not done anything. The only thing that he's done as in bad as part of this is that he hasn't really discouraged her from hitting on him.

19:20 Smash Mouth This whole thing is a mess. This is like he's like a young child reporting to mom about what happened at kindergarten or something because he really shouldn't be talking to you about his conflicted feelings. He should just manage them and then if he decides that he wants to do something, he should break up with you and go on with this other relationship.

19:39 Drew I think what he's doing, I think he's telling you.

19:42 Smash Mouth He's torturing her.

19:43 Adam Don't fall in love, baby.

19:45 Drew I think he's kind of telling you somewhat of what's going on. If I could say, I think he's, I think he's sleeping with her.

19:55 Smash Mouth No, I think you're thinking on the wrong male scale, male spectrum. This is the loser male spectrum.

20:00 Drew Okay.

20:01 Adam She just hung up, by the way.

20:02 Smash Mouth That's the loser male spectrum he's on.

20:05 Adam Okay. Here's what I want to say. Steve, if he's-

20:08 Drew Well, she hung up then.

20:09 Adam Right. If he's sleeping with her, he's not going to talk about her at all.

20:13 Drew I don't know though.

20:14 Adam I don't think he's going to bring, if you're banging somebody at work, but you're pretending like you never heard of her.

20:19 Smash Mouth You're coming on with flowers.

20:20 Drew No, but some guys will totally almost tear themselves off and go, hey, I met this girl, we're just friends and stuff, but she's really cool. We got to hang out sometime. Knowing the whole time he's been banging this girl at work.

20:33 Smash Mouth So he just has to say that to relieve his guilt?

20:36 Drew Yeah, like he's going, okay, I know I've been, but it's like, okay, you know.

20:40 Smash Mouth So I'll tell her.

20:41 Drew Yeah, we got to kind of hang out with her. She's really cool, and her boyfriend's really cool, knowing she doesn't have a boyfriend or something, but this guy's banging her the whole time. On the assembly line, putting the GI. Joe arms on the doll.

20:53 Adam I don't know, I think that's got way too much huevos. I mean, that guy's a very brash man. Whatever it is, he ain't that interested in Reese. Reese somehow thinks it's OK to have this kind of relationship, and there's nothing worse than when people hide behind truth. It's important that we know we're very truthful. It's like the relationship is stronger somehow, because everyone's telling the truth. This is the most unhealthy thing I've ever heard of. There should be. I mean, Drew, you know that's how you've made your marriage work. It's all based on a lie.

21:22 Smash Mouth There needs to be some separation.

21:24 Adam That's right, like you lying. Donna.

21:27 Smash Mouth Hi.

21:28 Adam Hey, you're 21.

21:29 Caller Yes, I am.

21:30 Adam What's up?

21:31 Caller Anyway, I have a problem. It's, I am, I guess somewhat obsessed with smoking poll, aka giving blowjobs.

21:43 Adam All right.

21:45 Caller And I get depressed if I don't get to do it. Like, like before I just, like I would go like maybe a week or two without it. And I like fall into a depression, but I didn't know it was that.

22:00 Smash Mouth With the same boyfriend or?

22:02 Caller Well, I did have a boyfriend, but like we broke up, but it didn't matter because like we were like pretty open with our relationship and we were like seeing other people like and it was okay.

22:14 Smash Mouth Right.

22:15 Adam So you didn't give a blowjob for two weeks and you got depressed?

22:19 Caller Yes. I didn't know that that was why. And so like my friend Jessica, one of my friends she's like.

22:26 Smash Mouth When you're highly trained mental health professional friends? Yes.

22:29 Adam Jessica.

22:29 Smash Mouth Jessica said it must be you're not giving enough head.

22:31 Caller No, no, no, no. She was like, I'm worried about you, because like every time we go to a party, I'd wind up in the bathroom or in the guy. You know, yeah.

22:41 Drew So you just basically you'll you'll I mean, to put it, you'll suck off anything at a party if that's what you're craving.

22:48 Caller Well, not just anything. I mean, I have standards, you know, but like I would go to a party looking for it. Like I would be so happy going to a party knowing really probably get lucky. Yes.

22:58 Adam Get lucky. I love the fact that you look at that as getting lucky.

23:02 Drew I mean, I mean, can I ask you a question?

23:04 Caller Yeah.

23:05 Drew If you're at a party, I mean, does this happen more than once a night?

23:10 Caller Sometimes on a good night. Yeah.

23:12 Drew How many times on a good night?

23:14 Caller Wow. Well, it's happened as many as three times with three different guys.

23:19 Smash Mouth Aren't you worried about STDs?

23:22 Caller Yeah. I got really lucky though. Okay. Because my friend Jessica, she was worried about me and she's like, I'm worried about you're going to get an STD or something like that. I was like, okay. Well, then I was like, well, maybe she's right. So I've been good for the past three or four months. That's when I realized that that was my problem. I got really depressed and it's all I can think about. It's kind of harsh.

23:49 Smash Mouth Were you sexually abused yourself?

23:52 Caller No. I was never sexually abused. But my past relationship with my boyfriend, with those three years, like it was my first relationship and he was kind of like, like he basically told me, I'm not going to be faithful to you. So I don't want you to be faithful to me. And we were kind of like, you know, I've smoked his friend's poles, like all of them.

24:15 Drew And you can't say smoke a pole. Can you, can you say something else? I gave oral sex to a friend.

24:21 Adam You gave all of his friend's BJs, really?

24:23 Caller Yes. But then like I went to the doctor's because I was having like these like massive tension headaches.

24:30 Smash Mouth All right. Hold on a second. Why don't we take a break? Donna's too much to take in one sitting.

24:35 Adam Could her- Literally. Literally. Could her headaches be caused by her palate being shoved up into the bottom part of her brain?

24:42 Smash Mouth We'll explore this.

24:44 Adam All right. Steve Harwell is here from Smash Mouth. Boy, this Donna's a real piece of work.

24:50 Drew She's a treat.

24:51 Adam We're going to get to her.

24:52 Drew She's a cager party.

24:53 Adam Where was she when I was in high school? Where?

24:55 Drew I mean, come on. We'd be lined up ten deep going, Hey, she's the girl we want to know.

25:01 Adam We'll take a little break. We'll get back with Donna after this.

25:05 Caller Hello. What is this?

25:07 Smash Mouth This is Loveline.

25:08 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

25:36 Adam Hold on a sec, Chief. It's Love Line. I'm Adam Perola. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1. Steve Harwell's here from Smash Mouth. We were talking to Donna. Were we not? Or are we talking to-

25:54 Smash Mouth Oh, yeah, Donna.

25:55 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. Donna who- Smash Mouth, by the way, is the name of the new CD, which will be out on the 27th of November, so about five, six weeks away there, kiddies. When we left off, we're talking to Donna who gets depressed if she does not smoke a pole, according to her, and had a boyfriend who wasn't the world's greatest guy. By the way, fellas, when you announce to your old lady, listen, I'm not going to be faithful, and I suggest you don't be faithful either. She will blow every friend you have. I mean, she can easily do that. A woman is like an evil sorcerer, and they have all the power in the world. The question is, do they want to use it?

26:38 Smash Mouth For good or for evil?

26:39 Adam For good or for evil. They're like the United States Army. We could take you off the map if we wanted. We don't want to. We don't want the rap.

26:47 Drew Have we asked Donna if she's been blowing her boyfriend's friends the whole time?

26:51 Adam Donna?

26:52 Yes?

26:54 Adam Well, now you're broken up with your boyfriend, right?

26:56 Yes.

26:57 Caller For about seven or eight.

26:59 Smash Mouth She was sort of explaining that's where her momentum got going because of that guy.

27:02 Adam I'm wrong.

27:02 Smash Mouth We're trying to figure out where you got this sort of proclivity in the first place. Did you have something weird go on in your family?

27:10 Caller Well, we were very sexual. No.

27:13 Smash Mouth Well, how old were you at the time?

27:16 Caller Nine. Ever since I was 18.

27:19 Smash Mouth Okay.

27:20 Adam We're looking for before that. Before 12.

27:23 Caller No. I mean, I mean, like, when I was younger, I would, like, I would do my brother's best friends when I was, like, four or five.

27:36 Smash Mouth But everyone does that, Adam. I mean, what's the chorus of what's this?

27:39 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. We're looking for something out of the ordinary here.

27:43 Smash Mouth No, I mean, that's, of course, around four or five is normal to begin blowing up.

27:47 Drew Four or five?

27:48 Caller Well, yeah, just like being, like, sexually curious, you know?

27:52 Smash Mouth Listen, that is not sexually curious, Donna. That is sexual abuse. Four or five-year-olds do not do that unless an adult has sexualized them. So somebody got to you. That's why you're asexual compulsive now.

28:07 Caller I don't remember any sexual abuse.

28:09 Adam Well, could there be physical abuse or some other form of abuse?

28:13 Smash Mouth She was giving oral sex to me.

28:15 Adam Yeah, I know.

28:17 Caller When?

28:18 Drew Are you sure you don't remember?

28:20 Smash Mouth Well, she remembers that.

28:21 Drew Are you sure you don't remember somebody else in your family just to remember where it started? doing something to you or making you do something to them when you were a child? Are you sure?

28:30 Caller I'm positive.

28:31 Drew You're positive.

28:31 Caller My mom and my stepdad, they were like, they weren't really discreet about their sexuality. This is bad, too, for kids. Sometimes they would have sex in the same room with us or in the bathroom.

28:43 Drew So you saw what was going on.

28:45 Smash Mouth That's also not good for kids.

28:47 Drew Well, that could lead to your curiosity going, I want to be like mommy.

28:49 Adam Yeah.

28:50 Smash Mouth So there you go. All of the seeds are sown right there.

28:55 Adam Yeah.

28:56 Smash Mouth Donna, you need some treatment for this, kiddo. This is really going to be a problem for you. It is.

29:01 Caller Well, because I went to the doctor for my headaches, and he's like, well, you're obviously depressed. And so he put me on Selexa, and he gave me Vicodin for my headaches because they were like pretty bad.

29:14 Smash Mouth You're kind of, is there addiction in your family also?

29:18 Caller To say the least. A dick, a son?

29:20 Smash Mouth Everyone's an addict. You're right.

29:22 Caller To something, yeah.

29:22 Smash Mouth All right, so you got to lay off the Vicodin. I'm worried that, I don't know that you're an addict, but you certainly have those features.

29:28 Caller Yeah, like I haven't taken any of them yet, except for when he sent me home, he gave me some, and I haven't taken it.

29:36 Smash Mouth Donna, this wasn't a psychiatrist you were seeing, though, right?

29:39 Caller No, it wasn't.

29:40 Smash Mouth You really need to see somebody who knows how to handle these situations. You've got a heavy burden going on here, and it needs to be dealt with, or your life is going to be filled, filled with chaos.

29:50 Adam And semen.

29:51 Smash Mouth And semen and Vicodin.

29:52 Adam And Vicodin. Your life's going to be a river of Selexa, Vicodin, and semen.

29:56 Smash Mouth And chaos.

29:57 Adam And chaos, yes, chaos.

29:59 Caller Ever since I haven't been able to do that, I've reverted, or now my addiction is elsewhere. Like I've been drinking like every night.

30:10 Adam How have you not, why is it not BJ season? Why have you not been able to do that?

30:16 Caller I'm trying to like be good for my friends.

30:19 Smash Mouth So you're drinking every day. Trying to be good, Donna, is like trying to be, trying not to do heroin, so you go ahead and do speed. It doesn't work like that. You've got to get in a 12-step program. You have got to. This is the, you're on a slippery slope here.

30:30 Adam Yeah. I'd like to take her biological dad.

30:32 Smash Mouth I know the semen again. I know.

30:33 Drew No, no. No, but everything. Slippery slope, chaos and the semen. Yeah.

30:40 Adam I mean, if it's slippery slope, should not have a sexual connotation unless you're talking about a river of semen.

30:47 Smash Mouth Yeah. Well, after talking to Donna for five minutes, everything had a sexual connotation. That's true.

30:51 Adam That's true. Jessica?

30:53 Caller Yes. Yeah.

30:54 Adam We could have turned it on C-SPAN and laughed our ass off at all the sexual innuendo that was coming through. What's up? You're 24.

31:04 Caller Yeah.

31:05 Caller I've been having sex with this guy and we've been trying some new positions and we got into this really good position and I was ready to have an orgasm and I just felt like I had to take a crap and I couldn't go on.

31:21 Smash Mouth You felt like you had to, or you?

31:23 Caller I felt like I had to, yeah. Flashy.

31:26 Adam But you didn't actually do it?

31:28 Caller No, I didn't.

31:29 Drew What was the position?

31:33 Caller My feet were over my head.

31:36 Adam You were on your back?

31:38 Caller Yeah.

31:38 Smash Mouth Yeah, I was pushing pretty good there. I understand that might feel.

31:42 Caller You think that could cause that?

31:44 Smash Mouth Yeah. It's all right.

31:45 Drew A little too much pressure in certain areas.

31:47 Adam Yeah.

31:48 Caller You don't think there's anything else that I could prevent from doing that?

31:51 Smash Mouth In other words, you want to find a way to successfully do that position.

31:55 Caller Yeah.

31:56 Adam Well, you're on your back, right? You take your feet, you put them up behind your ears.

32:01 Smash Mouth Yeah, basically.

32:03 Adam Yeah. Is it-

32:04 Smash Mouth She has the Corolla push method for the orgasm.

32:06 Adam You do? Is it vigorous sex?

32:10 Caller Yeah. Yeah, it is.

32:12 Smash Mouth She's very comfortable talking about this.

32:13 Adam She's like almost like literally banging the ass out of you. Yeah. I mean almost, right?

32:20 Drew Why don't you tell them just to go halfway?

32:23 Adam Why don't you evacuate yourself before you climb into the sex?

32:28 Smash Mouth Do an enema if she really wants to.

32:29 Adam Really?

32:30 Drew Yeah. Would you stop the feeling? Even if you did go to the bathroom, would you stop the feeling like you have to go?

32:35 Caller See, I don't know, because this hasn't happened too often.

32:38 Drew Why don't you try to go to the bathroom before, then have the sex behind your ears, and then see what happens.

32:45 Smash Mouth I don't know if you have taken Anima before, but are you afraid to tell your boyfriend this is what you like?

32:50 Caller No, I'm embarrassed to tell him about having to take a crap.

32:54 Drew She's afraid to take a crap. That is what she's afraid of.

32:57 Adam Ooh, with the S-word, Steve.

32:58 Drew Oh, sorry about that.

32:59 Adam Yeah, that's...

33:01 Smash Mouth Oh, by the way.

33:02 Adam Guy just want to be banging a soft swirl machine. Yeah, but he's all...

33:07 Drew He's all, honey, some smell strange.

33:10 Smash Mouth A soft swirl machine?

33:12 Drew She's all, I just...

33:15 Adam All right, Jessi, you're going to be fine, baby.

33:17 Drew I just gave you a frosty freeze on your cushion. Listen, you got to...

33:20 Adam Don't freak yourself out.

33:21 Smash Mouth How long have you been with your boyfriend?

33:22 Drew A soft swirl.

33:23 Caller Um, two months.

33:26 Smash Mouth How long?

33:27 Caller Two months.

33:27 Smash Mouth Two months?

33:28 Caller Yeah.

33:29 Smash Mouth Sugar cone?

33:29 Drew You want a sugar cone with me?

33:30 Smash Mouth Waffle.

33:31 Drew Waffle, please.

33:32 Smash Mouth Waffle, please. Jimmy's.

33:34 Drew Put it in a pillowcase. I'll take it.

33:37 Smash Mouth They are not yet in the fart phase of their relationship. It's only two months old.

33:40 Drew Yeah, you got to quit holding that in, too. If you're going to let it go, let it rip.

33:43 Adam Right. And here's the thing, too.

33:44 Drew I might turn them on. Let it rip.

33:46 Adam The fart phase is a window that opens about...

33:49 Smash Mouth Right now. Two months.

33:50 Drew Three months. No, I would say about... For me, it was about a day.

33:54 Smash Mouth Oh, that's you.

33:55 Drew Well, I'll watch your name, Michelle. I'm all... Nice to meet you.

33:58 Adam You're a rock star, though.

33:59 Drew You can get away with that stuff.

34:00 Adam Well, the fart window, I would say... It's hard to put a beginning time on it, but it's probably about the fifth sleepover, usually. Because here's how you...

34:10 Smash Mouth That's about as far as you can go without entering that phase.

34:14 Adam Here's how you begin the fart stage. And this is what's happened to me more than once, is if you're used to living alone, when you sleep, you'll let one fly at 4 or 5 AM. I mean, you'll let one go in the middle of the night and not give it a second thought, because if you're in your bed, you spent the last 365 days alone in bed, and now you got some chick in there, when you're deep in REM, your mind does not think there's another human being in there. So you let the one fly in the middle of the night so loud that it may wake you up, and that's where it's broached. I mean, that's where you start laying the groundwork for the farting. But it's a window that closes after a few months, too. It's like when there's something on someone's tooth, you can say it to them during dinner, but by the time...

34:57 Drew Or on their lip, and you're like, what's that? They're all, oh, well, nothing. Yeah, but if you let it go to...

35:01 Adam If you let it go to dessert, you can't let it go.

35:04 Drew I gotta tell you guys something. When I was, the first night I spent the night with my girlfriend in New York, God's honest truth, I had to fart worse than King Kong, and I would not do it, and I held it in, and I went to the bathroom, and I had to hold a towel to my ass, and fart in a towel, and slowly let the fart out, but if I pushed just, I mean if I relaxed any little, I mean just any little bit, it was like thunder in the bathroom, and I'm thinking, oh my gosh, she hears me, she hears me, but then you know what? I can't keep farting in a towel. Pretty soon you're just gonna say, listen, here it is, here, you know.

35:39 Smash Mouth Love me as I am.

35:40 Drew Yeah, breathe the sheets, and let's just enjoy it both, okay?

35:42 Smash Mouth And then pretty soon he's flapping the sheets out.

35:44 Adam Have you ever tried the cheek spread so you don't get that, all the air?

35:49 Drew Flap? All the air. No, you know what, I flap, I don't get it. Cheek spread, cheek together, towel and ass, I don't care.

35:56 Adam You know, the bathroom acoustically is one of the worst places to let something go.

36:01 Drew Yeah, because there's no sheets on the walls, there's no pitchers.

36:05 Adam There's no drapery. There's no glass. There's no carpeting.

36:07 Smash Mouth Yeah, no acoustic paneling.

36:09 Drew Nothing.

36:09 Adam You got a cast iron tub.

36:11 Drew It's porcelain, cast iron, glass.

36:13 Adam Yeah, the fart actually goes in the tub, ricochets off.

36:15 Drew It's an echo chamber when you take it.

36:17 Smash Mouth Well, at least the smell absorbs, and there's nice ventilation and stuff in most bathrooms.

36:21 Adam Some have that work fan. Of course not. It comes flying out as you leave.

36:24 Drew No, then when you first meet your girlfriend and you're taking a crap or something and you're sitting in the bathroom and it's so quiet in the house, and you're thinking, okay, I just want to get the crap out, nothing that follows it, and all of a sudden it's just a ringer because the toilet, it's like an echo. You know what I'm saying?

36:39 Adam You ever do that?

36:40 Smash Mouth Megaphone.

36:41 Drew It's a megaphone. Hello, I'm farting in the bathroom right now.

36:44 Adam Yeah, you're like some 20s crooner.

36:46 Drew You know what? Just crap on the bed and just rock and roll. What the hell?

36:52 Adam You ever do that move where you flush your toilet and drop your load? You do that timing thing?

36:57 Drew I still do it.

36:58 Adam You just open the Bombay door and let it go like you just go, oh, wait a minute, this ain't going to work.

37:03 Drew No, because once you flush it, the flush wears off, and then all of a sudden here comes the gas, and the whole picture is ruined.

37:09 Smash Mouth Well, at least Steve's a small guy. I'm sure it's something very simple.

37:12 Drew It's so light when I do it. It's so light. It's so nothing. It's just a whisper when I do it.

37:17 Adam Let me tell you about big men too. You know how skinny guys can't sing opera? It's the same theory with the gas. Big guys can really muster it.

37:25 Drew Oh, God.

37:26 Adam They really can bring it.

37:27 Drew It's a 30-second rock. Oh, Jesus. Let's move on.

37:29 Smash Mouth Well, some of it's a pure volume issue. It's actually more volume contained.

37:34 Drew So what's your answer to this girl's problem here?

37:37 Adam What was her question?

37:38 Smash Mouth I don't know. Let's go on.

37:38 Adam She's fine.

37:40 Drew She's fine.

37:40 Smash Mouth We have to take a break actually.

37:41 Adam Oh, okay. All right. Steve's here from Smash Mouth.

37:44 Drew We're the fart club.

37:45 Adam You know the move I like at the end of the day, walking to the car in that 14 stepper over to the car?

37:51 Drew That is the greatest.

37:53 Adam There's nothing like one you've been holding in for eight hours.

37:57 Drew You've been at Mexican Food having margaritas and you're like, I got to just rip one right now. I'm going to walk around the corner and just jog and pick up speed while I'm going because I'm farting so much.

38:06 Adam You know what the move is? Hold on there, Anderson. The move is after the restaurant, you walk around and open the car door for them, and then slam it shut and take the long way around the car, go real slow and fart all the way.

38:17 Drew Then grab your jeans and shake the ass out a little bit.

38:19 Adam Do the little wave, try to break off the Haley's comet tail there.

38:23 Drew You got to grab the jeans though, you got to shake them a little bit.

38:25 Adam You can blame it on the catalytic converter if you get in the car and it falls you in, because the catalytic converter will have that smell.

38:31 Drew Not me. I mean, there is no catalytic converter that smells like that. All right. Well, anyways, we're moving on from Butts. We're going to-

38:38 Adam We're going to commercial.

38:39 Drew We're going to commercial.

38:40 Adam We'll be back.

39:09 Hey, this is Jim, and I'm Tom. We play in the band Jimmy Eat World. You're listening to Love Line with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

39:17 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Steve Harwell's our guest tonight from the fabulous Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth will be the name of the CD when it is out on November 1st. When it is out on November 27th, Smash Mouth has a few dates here I'd like to tip you kiddies off to. They're going to be in LA on the 19th. They're going to be, now these things are highlighted.

39:43 Drew Now, we're going to be in Ventura on the 20th. We're going to be humble. Humble? Of course we are.

39:52 Adam That's on the 21st, 23rd. They're in Santa Cruz.

39:55 Drew That's the Peace Love Concert, the humble one.

39:57 Adam Oh, really?

39:57 Drew No, I'm just kidding.

39:59 Adam The 24th, they're going to be in Frisco. They're going to be in Omaha on the 30th. And that is, oh, wait a minute, Omaha is the 30th of November.

40:09 Drew Yeah, we're playing the Radio Music Awards on the 20, I would say 26th in Las Vegas. Are you guys going to be there?

40:15 Smash Mouth Radio Music Awards?

40:16 Drew Yeah. You know, they had like the...

40:18 Smash Mouth What? I was wondering why we never did that.

40:20 Drew Well, go.

40:21 Smash Mouth Let's go. We got to be invited.

40:23 Drew Done. Deal. Boom.

40:24 Smash Mouth When is it? 20th of November?

40:26 Drew It's 26th of October, I would say.

40:30 Adam Coming up. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's like a couple of weeks.

40:32 Drew 25th is in San Francisco.

40:33 Smash Mouth That'll be fun.

40:34 Drew The day after... It just got added.

40:35 Adam They're going to be Fort Lauderdale on the 8th. Oh, we're getting Wayne to December now, on the 31st. They're going to be in New York. And what's the website if people want to find out dates?

40:46 Drew www.smashmouth.com. We just got the new site up about a week ago, so...

40:50 Adam All right, so easy to do.

40:51 Drew Yeah, check it out, because we've had some dates canceled and added. You're better off going to the website if you really want to know what's going on.

40:57 Adam And that's completely updated.

40:58 Drew Yeah, totally updated every day, so you're fine.

41:00 Adam All right. David?

41:01 Hi.

41:02 Adam You're 20?

41:03 Caller Yes, I am.

41:03 Adam What's up?

41:05 Caller Last week on Wednesday, this question is primarily for Dr. Drew. I was attending a concert, Bob Dylan happened to be, and I was standing in the arena area, where everybody stands up, there's all these seats around us, and I was looking up at Bob Dylan, and we're pretty close in, I mean, everybody's standing shoulder to shoulder and side by side, and some guy was standing behind me. I didn't notice him until later, until I felt a sharp pain on my back. And this pain was, you know, I felt it before, but I felt as if it was like a sharp instrument or a sharp needle or something. It just felt a little out of place, and I turned around, and the guy was like retracting his hand, or he was putting his hand back in his pocket, and it looked suspicious.

41:56 Smash Mouth Like he willfully injected you with something?

41:58 Caller Like he was willfully trying to pierce me or trying to make contact with me or...

42:02 Caller You're insane.

42:03 Adam Maybe he had a boner, and he's just not that well in doubt.

42:06 Caller Well, no, it didn't feel blunt. It felt sharp. It felt like something stabbing me, or it did hurt.

42:11 Smash Mouth Did you bleed?

42:12 Adam Was there a wound?

42:13 Smash Mouth Did you bleed?

42:14 Caller I didn't bleed. I just had like a red rash, or not a rash, but sort of like a pimple-like thing on my back. And I went directly to the restroom after that, and I looked on my back, and it looked like some kind of...

42:30 Smash Mouth People don't normally... I've never heard of a situation when people sort of recreationally sought out other people with needles. That's not something people do. What?

42:39 Drew Can I say something? This is me talking, Steve here. It's funny you say that, because I've been in situations in concerts and stuff like that. Yeah.

42:47 Smash Mouth Where somebody aimed for you and stuff? No, no. I can imagine somebody's pocket coming up against you and going through. I can imagine that.

42:54 Drew I think you could easily be just playing with your head a little bit, because I've had sharp pains in certain situations where I'm like...

43:00 Smash Mouth He's playing with his head.

43:01 Drew Yeah.

43:01 Smash Mouth His head's playing with him.

43:02 Drew Yeah, where you feel like you have a little pinch or something, like a little scare in your... You know, like a little awkward pain in your back or somewhere in your body where you're like, well, that felt weird. And then you look around and you're thinking, you know, because you put... You know, because automatically you put two and two together. This guy's moving his hand and you might be a little... I'm not saying paranoid or whatever, but you might be going, you know, this guy could have stabbed me with something.

43:23 Smash Mouth That certainly would be much more likely than actually somebody...

43:26 Drew Yeah, like you're playing with your head a little bit.

43:28 Smash Mouth I mean, think about how many people would witness somebody taking a needle out. It's not an easy thing to do in front of an incredible...

43:35 Drew Have you ever had a dream of somebody doing that to you, stabbing you with a needle, chasing you with a needle or something like that?

43:39 Caller I've had another incident, not a dream, but I was with my friend in Sacramento, and we were standing outside a bar looking in on a band that was playing in the bar, and this guy that was standing to my right, he was... I automatically got the vibe of suspicion on him, and I felt another sharp pain on my side. Keep pansy!

43:58 Smash Mouth So you're sort of paranoid, David.

44:00 Adam Arab guy?

44:00 Smash Mouth Yeah.

44:01 Caller No, no, he was... He was a tall black guy.

44:04 Smash Mouth All right, well, listen, you examine your own sense of the reality of this. Well, how long ago was this?

44:10 Drew I think it's a little paranoid.

44:12 Smash Mouth You do sound paranoid, David, but here's the big problem I have, is that if you really believe you're exposed to a needle and potentially a dirty needle, have you ever had the hepatitis B vaccine?

44:21 Caller I had that about two weeks... I mean, two years ago.

44:24 Smash Mouth All right, so you should be covered for that. Yeah. You could have been exposed to hepatitis C, and you could have been exposed to HIV, and there is evidence to suggest that antiviral therapy for around the time of a needle-stick HIV exposure can be very useful, and it's something that you need to sit down and talk to an infectious disease doctor about. I think they might do it, even though it's questionable whether or not it happened.

44:45 Adam I think they're going to send him to a shrink.

44:48 Drew I think what it is... I just think you're kind of playing with your head, because if you said you were at a bar before and you felt that same thing, I mean, I'm not going to say I've had it happen to me, but I can kind of relate to what you're doing, because I've had weird situations where I felt a weird pain, like somebody was poking you with something, and you might be in the public, or you might be around a group of people where that happens, and then all of a sudden you're thinking, oh, wait a minute, somebody just stabbed me with something. So you could automatically put, you know, just start playing with your head. I would kind of just... I'd look into it, but I wouldn't, you know, maybe stay away from large groups of people.

45:24 Adam Well, I look at it this way. Look, if you die of AIDS, it was God's will. Michelle?

45:29 Drew God love you.

45:30 Caller Yeah.

45:31 Adam He sounded paranoid to me. I know. Michelle, you're 26.

45:34 Caller Yeah.

45:35 Adam What's up?

45:35 Caller Well, I've been with a new boyfriend for probably a month and a half. And the last, like, four times we've had sex, I've been getting this strange headache, just like, just as I'm getting ready to have an orgasm. I don't know why. I don't know if there could be some physiological explanation for this or...

45:56 Smash Mouth Where's the headache?

45:57 Caller It's actually on the right side of my head.

45:59 Smash Mouth Do you have a history of migraines?

46:00 Caller No, I've never had that before.

46:01 Smash Mouth Anybody in your family have migraines?

46:02 Caller No.

46:03 Adam Is he flogging you with his penis?

46:05 Smash Mouth On the right side of your head?

46:06 Adam That's one of my power moves.

46:07 Smash Mouth Nice, goodness. Is it overwhelming? You have to stop, that kind of thing?

46:11 Caller No, I mean, I could almost stop, but I've kind of been just trying to ignore it because...

46:16 Adam All right, hold on. We got to take a break here. You guys ever do that penis fog move?

46:20 Drew Come on.

46:20 Adam You do that little tamp thing? You know, come on.

46:23 Smash Mouth You're going to whack him around a little?

46:25 Drew Hey, before I was together with Michelle, I was in a rock band.

46:28 Adam Yeah, you did that penis fog thing. It's a nice move. It's a real power move, that fogging with the penis.

46:34 Drew I've grown up manually since then.

46:36 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. Steve's here from Smash Mouth. We'll come back with Michelle to tell us more about her headaches and her orgasms after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. This is my theme song, by the way. This is a song I went playing as I step into the bars, the restaurants, that kind of thing.

47:57 Smash Mouth When the Adam Corolla story is filmed, of course.

48:00 Adam No, I just mean-

48:00 Drew Behind the music, Adam Corolla.

48:01 Smash Mouth Wait, here it is.

48:06 Adam But this is the actual song that's playing.

48:08 Smash Mouth This is what everyone else hears when he walks in. See?

48:10 Drew It's called a boner.

48:13 Adam Producer Ian told me that Ozzy Osbourne last night signed everyone's autographs and then tripped on the way out to the limo. Steve's here from Smash Mouth.

48:27 Caller I really don't. I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, what did you say? I really don't. But I'm not, see, I used to do a lot of screwing around in my medication because...

48:39 Adam Yeah.

48:40 Drew You know what? When I was in seventh grade, fifth, fifth, fifth through eighth grade, I used to stutter worse than that.

48:46 Smash Mouth Interesting.

48:47 Drew I went to therapy every day.

48:49 Smash Mouth Wow, interesting.

48:50 Drew For stuttering. And I used to have a huge, look at me. There it is.

48:54 Adam What do they do?

48:55 Drew It comes back when I start thinking about it.

48:56 Adam Yeah, yeah.

48:57 Drew But I used to have to chew my words. They make you chew your words.

48:59 Adam Interesting. You can't articulate yourself any better than that.

49:02 Drew And that would stop you from stuttering.

49:03 Adam Interesting.

49:04 Drew But I was a total, I couldn't say three words when I was in junior-hood.

49:07 Smash Mouth And you wanted to get over the stuttering?

49:09 Adam No.

49:09 Smash Mouth You were motivated to do it.

49:10 Drew It was killing me.

49:11 Smash Mouth Yeah.

49:11 Drew Because I would just feel like I was an outcast. And I was like, you know, fix this. And I went to therapy. But my therapist teacher was a total alcoholic. And she would be loaded all the time.

49:22 Adam You got to drink. I mean, chew.

49:23 Drew You got to chew the drink. But, you know, I'm just to let you know, I used to stutter really bad when I was a kid. So when I hear him say that, I'm like, you know.

49:31 Smash Mouth Makes you want to stutter again.

49:32 Drew Well, friends of mine, when they'd hang out with me when I was younger, they would, like, start stuttering.

49:35 Smash Mouth They would too, yeah.

49:36 Drew They're like, dude, you're making me stutter. I'm like, well, because I don't notice it.

49:39 Smash Mouth It's like an accent.

49:39 Drew You pick it up. Yeah, totally.

49:41 Adam It's like hanging around with black guys.

49:43 Drew So I'm not perfect, everyone.

49:44 Adam I'm going to start talking black. That's what I'm saying.

49:46 Drew Biatch. Didn't know.

49:47 Adam Well, so I think what Ozzy does is stammer. I don't know if that's technically a stutter.

49:55 Drew No, that's just some kind of abuse.

49:59 Caller Well, no, I really don't. I love him.

50:03 Drew He's the raddest in the world, okay? He looks awesome. He's a rock star. And he can still do it all. And if I could do that in 20 years.

50:13 Adam Oh, 20 years. You know what?

50:14 Drew I will totally take that. I don't care.

50:17 Adam I'll tell you about Ozzy. In person, just looks like Ozzy always looked. Yeah.

50:22 Drew He's Dick Clark of Rock and Roll, baby. Come on. He's Dick Clark of like metal dance.

50:27 Adam Yeah.

50:28 Drew I just saw him on HBO or something like that. And he, it was the Black Sabbath, like, you know, like...

50:33 Adam Reunion?

50:33 Drew Yeah. And they, he was just, he just put his hands up and he would jump like a...

50:40 Adam Retard?

50:40 Drew No, like a monkey or something. He'd jump like a monkey.

50:43 Smash Mouth I don't know how he does that.

50:44 Drew But he was, he was awesome. He was just awesome.

50:46 Smash Mouth He had trouble urinating yesterday. We had a little help out there. Oh, he did?

50:49 Adam Drew went, what'd you have to do? Kick him in the ass?

50:51 Smash Mouth Yeah, position, you know.

50:53 Adam Drew went to the bathroom with the Oz Man and he had a little, had a little trouble getting it going.

50:57 Drew Did you talk to him? Did you give him, did you give him some advice or did you?

51:00 Smash Mouth No, we just talked about getting old, having bad prostates.

51:03 Drew We, no, bad prostates are bad. Get that checked.

51:07 Adam All right.

51:07 Drew Well, that's my biggest fear.

51:08 Caller I'm going, Sharon, I'm ready. She's going, get lost. I'm lying here like I'm camping with the temple.

51:16 Adam I think that was his vio-grace, sorry.

51:17 Drew That was great.

51:19 Adam Listen, you just want to let him go.

51:21 Drew Play some more of that real quick. Can you play one more thing?

51:23 Smash Mouth Yeah.

51:24 Drew I got to hear something.

51:25 Caller Well, no, I really don't. I'm really, I'm really, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

51:32 Drew What were you saying? What were you thinking when you were sitting here?

51:36 Smash Mouth I was completely entertained.

51:37 Drew It's just amazing, isn't it? I would love to be like a fly on the wall just going, wow, what a show.

51:41 Adam Yeah. You just sit there. Yeah.

51:43 Smash Mouth He was very different last time he was here. It was like eight years ago and he was so depressed back then.

51:46 Drew Well, because he was probably partying hard, wasn't he?

51:48 Smash Mouth No. It was all the biological residual of all that. His brain wasn't damaged. Now he's taking the right combination of medicines.

51:54 Drew He looks great. I got to give you that. He looks great.

51:57 Adam Actually, his cadence and his stuttering and stammering in person kind of work.

52:03 Smash Mouth Yeah, it worked.

52:04 Adam It may sound weird on the radio.

52:05 Drew It didn't work for me when I was in seventh grade, okay?

52:07 Adam No, but you need to sell a few CDs and you probably would have been all right.

52:11 Drew Now I can stutter all I want.

52:12 Adam Right.

52:13 Drew No, but I still have to come back when I think about it. Or if I get really, like, if you really get like in, like, you know, yeah, you're just like, I just can't get it out quick enough.

52:23 Caller But I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not.

52:24 Drew There you go, right there. That's how I sounded. I'm not kidding you.

52:29 Adam But minus the British action. Ozzy, you know.

52:32 Drew No, I had a British action too.

52:34 Adam Oh, really? Yeah.

52:35 Smash Mouth Great to work on that hard.

52:36 Adam Ozzy ought to cover You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by BTO. That was the only stuttering song I can think of. Remember that song?

52:43 Smash Mouth Nope.

52:44 Adam Drew, what is it with you? You were an old man. You don't remember You Ain't Seen Nothing?

52:49 Drew Yeah, come on.

52:50 Smash Mouth You have to tell people what BTO stands for.

52:52 Adam Oh, Bachman Turner Overdrive. Sorry. It's a stuttering song. The guy's making fun of a guy who stutters.

52:58 Smash Mouth I don't remember.

52:59 Adam Yeah.

52:59 Drew Do you really?

53:00 Adam Oh, yes. Multiple tool belts.

53:01 Drew You know, I have a tool belt. Why? Because I work on my house. I just bought the new, was it Ryobi? What's that new drill?

53:10 Adam Is it a Ryobi? Yeah.

53:11 Drew I bought the new pack. It's just got a little cordless, a little ripsaw, skill saw.

53:15 Adam Right.

53:15 Drew It's got the cordless light, the cordless drill and the cordless chop saw. For $2.99 at Home Depot.

53:21 Adam Cordless chop saw? 18 volt.

53:23 Drew Yeah, cordless chop saw.

53:23 Adam Cordless miter saw?

53:25 Drew No, chop saw with a little blade.

53:27 Adam Oh, that's a bayonet saw, a reciprocating saw.

53:30 Drew Okay.

53:31 Adam You see the chop saw?

53:31 Drew But it's a great deal. $2.99. The thing just, it's 18 volt, kicks ass.

53:35 Adam Yeah. Oh. Ryobi, not the top of the line, not the professional's choice, you understand.

53:41 Drew No, but I bought Skill, okay? Ooh. I bought a bad one too.

53:45 Adam Yeah, Skill.

53:45 Drew You like DeWalt.

53:46 Adam Skill and Ryobi.

53:47 Drew Or Makita.

53:48 Adam I'm a Makita, Milwaukee man.

53:50 Drew I knew you were. You're a Milwaukee man?

53:51 Adam Milwaukee and Makita. Okay, moving on.

53:53 Drew Question.

53:53 Adam DeWalt does okay stuff too.

53:56 Smash Mouth Come back to Michelle and her headache.

53:57 Adam Hold on, let me just say this about DeWalt. DeWalt is to Skill what Saturn is to GM, or what Lexus is to Toyota.

54:09 Drew Well, let me tell you something.

54:09 Adam It's the same company. It's just a different name and hi-end.

54:13 Drew Ward Burton in the Winston Cup drives for DeWalt. All right.

54:18 Adam And that's how he makes a name.

54:19 Drew Oh, the cat car. Oh, I'm sorry. That's the wrong one. Moving on. I suck.

54:22 Adam Michelle, you're 26.

54:24 Smash Mouth What's up, baby?

54:25 Adam So you get the headaches with the orgasm.

54:27 Caller Well, just as I'm about to have an orgasm, and so it makes it really hard to actually have one.

54:31 Smash Mouth Are you able to have one?

54:33 Caller Yeah, eventually, after like five or six tries.

54:36 Drew Five or six tries.

54:37 Adam How does that work?

54:38 Smash Mouth What's a try? The assault.

54:40 Caller You kind of really approach it, and then... You've complained about this before, Adam. If a girl gets distracted, you're just kind of like, I can't do it.

54:48 Adam Yeah, I hate when you guys do that.

54:50 Smash Mouth Taking the approach.

54:51 Drew Take three Advil before you start, and rock and roll with it.

54:54 Caller No, that's the problem. That's what I'm concerned. I never get headaches. I never take medicine. I'm not hypochondriac.

55:00 Drew Do you drink?

55:01 Caller No, and this is a real headache. I've never experienced them.

55:05 Smash Mouth Well, the orgasm can cause vascular headache, and sexual arousal can too, but you've never had anything like...

55:11 Caller I've never had that before.

55:12 Smash Mouth Any visual changes, any flashing lights or anything like that? No.

55:15 Drew Of course, she sees flashing lights. Come on.

55:17 Smash Mouth I mean...

55:20 Drew Exactly. Thank you.

55:22 Adam But how long before the headache kicks in does the orgasm come, or does it ever come?

55:28 Caller No, the headache kicks in before I have an orgasm, and as I'm starting...

55:33 Adam I'm aware of that, but what I'm saying is, if it comes in right at about the time you're going to have the orgasm, couldn't you sort of push through it and get the orgasm?

55:41 Caller Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes, no.

55:43 Smash Mouth And you said it was just with this boyfriend?

55:45 Caller Yeah.

55:46 Smash Mouth Anything new or unusual about this relationship or this guy?

55:48 Caller Not really, no.

55:50 Drew Is he hung?

55:53 Caller He's adequate, but he's really, really good.

55:55 Adam All right.

55:56 Drew Well, well, well. Why are you complaining?

55:58 Caller I just, the headache is weird, and I'm concerned that it's something physiological because it's so intense that I've never had it before.

56:04 Smash Mouth It would take quite a bit to work this up, frankly, and the simplest thing to do is just have a doctor do like a physical exam, just make sure you're neurologically okay, there's nothing behind your eye grounds and look in your eyes and things.

56:16 Adam What if she's hyperventilating? Could she have a headache from that?

56:19 Smash Mouth Yeah, you can. That's sort of what I'm thinking is happening.

56:22 Drew How about low blood sugar?

56:23 Smash Mouth No.

56:24 Drew I'm just throwing it out there because you're a doctor. I'm trying to be smarter than you right now.

56:27 Adam Well, it's all right.

56:28 Smash Mouth Good idea.

56:29 Adam He's no singer.

56:29 Drew It's not going to happen.

56:30 Adam George?

56:31 Drew He's no singer. Whatever, you're no carpenter.

56:33 Adam No, I was backing you up.

56:35 Drew The wall milk. Whatever.

56:37 Adam This guy with the Ryobi Fun Pack over here.

56:39 Drew So what? You know what? Hey, I enjoyed the package. It came in a nice package. It kicks ass, okay? Maybe it won't last more than a week, but I like it now. It's nice and clean.

56:47 Adam I'm calling it Reciprocating Saw, Chop Saw.

56:49 Drew Whatever it is. Well, you know why? Because all my friends call them Chop Socks.

56:53 Smash Mouth George.

56:54 Caller Yeah.

56:54 Smash Mouth What's up?

56:54 Caller What's up? I love older women.

56:58 Drew Yeah, so do I. What are you talking about?

57:00 Smash Mouth How old?

57:01 Caller Totally.

57:01 Drew In stereo.

57:02 Smash Mouth How old?

57:04 Caller I love older women. I can't get enough.

57:07 Drew Fifty, huh?

57:08 Caller No, no, no. Seventy-plus, yo.

57:09 Drew You are kidding me.

57:10 Caller Oh, he does not. I'm not. I want Sofiel Wren, Shirley MacLaine, Faye Dundoway.

57:16 Adam No, he's so high.

57:19 Drew You're even smoking so much weed right now.

57:21 Adam Breaking hearts.

57:21 Drew He's laughing over there.

57:22 Caller I'm just, I'm not kidding, yo. I want some more.

57:25 Drew Are you stoned right now?

57:26 Caller What's that?

57:27 Drew Are you stoned right now?

57:29 Caller No, no, man.

57:30 Drew You're not?

57:30 Caller No, I work. I operate heavy machinery, you know?

57:34 Adam Hey, George?

57:35 Drew Yo?

57:35 Caller He's like, yo?

57:36 Adam What do you operate?

57:38 Caller Well, I operate one of those bulldozers things, yo.

57:43 Drew You don't even know what it's called. You're calling it a bulldozer thing, yo?

57:46 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

57:49 Adam Hey, George, here's the final test. Name me some of the magazines that are specifically made for the guys who enjoy seeing the older set naked.

57:58 Caller What? Oh, 50 plus.

58:00 Adam All right. What else?

58:01 Caller Okay.

58:02 Caller 40, there's 40 plus and then there's a, oh, it's not one call.

58:07 Adam What, what?

58:07 Drew Corpse, corpse.

58:09 Adam There's a great, I got this great video called What Grandpa Used to Spank To. That was great.

58:16 Caller Hey, hey, actually I'm just joking.

58:18 Adam I know, I know, that's why we're hanging up on you. But-

58:20 Drew Rest Homes.

58:21 Adam There really are magazines-

58:22 Drew Is it really?

58:23 Adam For, yeah, 50 plus.

58:24 Drew Hey, when I was a kid, another story, my dad had a magazine called Bus Stop.

58:29 Smash Mouth What was it?

58:29 Adam Bus, like bus?

58:31 Drew No, bus stop, like bus stop.

58:33 Smash Mouth And what was it?

58:34 Drew And the whole thing was people having sex on park benches things or whatever, bus stop benches. When I was a kid, I was, come on, I was a curious kid, okay?

58:42 Adam That's why he started stuttering, I think.

58:44 Drew That's what it was. I'm like, what the is this? I like it.

58:52 Adam I don't trust the guy who looks at that 50 plus magazine. That's just low self-esteem right there.

58:57 Drew I see the kids over there drinking a 40 right now and going home to McConaughey.

59:00 Caller They're wrong to do an 85-year-old.

59:02 Adam Hey, Chris?

59:03 Caller Yeah.

59:03 Adam What's up?

59:05 Caller I have a problem. I was talking to my counselor recently and I was allegedly, I'm not sure, Melissa when I was two. And my mom actually died three months ago and that's why I'm going to a counselor. And we worked through a lot of things with that and I brought up this just yesterday. And so we're talking about this and I was wondering after I got home, how old do you have to be for that to affect you mentally?

59:30 Adam Well, why do you say allegedly?

59:33 Drew Like abuse?

59:33 Caller Yeah, sexual abuse. Because back when it happened or supposedly happened, I believe it happened, it's really horrible. Like half my family believes it didn't and half my family believes it does and it's causing this big problem for like my entire life. But now, there were some facts and there were inclusive evidence so they never prosecuted it, it was my uncle.

59:55 Adam It to me, if it's even a question, it's a probability.

1:00:00 Drew Well half the family was sticking up for the uncle.

1:00:02 Smash Mouth Which often happens.

1:00:04 Adam Who maybe he got at some point.

1:00:05 Smash Mouth Right, but Chris, I understand, what is it you're asking?

1:00:08 Caller I'm asking how early if something happens to a kid because if I was so young does it still affect you mentally?

1:00:14 Smash Mouth It can, doesn't have to, but it can. It affects the wiring a little bit.

1:00:18 Adam But listen, I got a couple of nephews, they're two and four. When should I get them?

1:00:24 Smash Mouth You're right in your sweet spot.

1:00:26 Adam What's going to do the least damage to them emotionally? Because they're good kids, but you know, they're hot. I gotta make a move here. What I'm saying is, would you rather, and I know this is the worst of all worlds.

1:00:38 Smash Mouth No one knows this. I know what you're going to ask, but there's no way to study, no way to answer that question.

1:00:42 Adam I know, but just-

1:00:43 Drew Or would it hit you?

1:00:44 Smash Mouth Say a control group will abuse the two-year-old and the four-year-old and the six-year-old and then the others will not abuse it at all.

1:00:48 Adam We've got the placebo group.

1:00:50 Smash Mouth We'll have a crossover. We'll get the other ones on the way back.

1:00:52 Adam I'm saying, if it was you, wouldn't you rather get it in 18 months than at 7?

1:00:59 Smash Mouth You don't know that. That could be shattering at 18 months. You know what I mean? It could be absolutely completely amassed at that age.

1:01:06 Adam Well, you couldn't process it.

1:01:10 Smash Mouth I agree with you, but it might mess with your wiring emotionally even more.

1:01:13 Adam Right, because it might get in deeper and be harder to flush out.

1:01:17 Smash Mouth I think something weird happened to Leonardo da Vinci that way. He had a weird half-brother. Listen to this. And he had this constant preoccupation about a crow, a big black bird, coming to him and sticking its tail in his mouth. And he was overwhelmed by this, and he was homosexual and all kinds of weird sexual problems he couldn't express his whole life.

1:01:40 Adam True. You've been reading? Have you been reading?

1:01:42 Smash Mouth Yeah, I've been reading too much.

1:01:44 Drew See what happens when you read that?

1:01:46 Smash Mouth But to me, that's how a two-year-old might process something like that. It becomes a dream, and as it grows up, it becomes this preoccupying thought that's always on them and bothering them and driving them.

1:01:56 Adam So be it. The guy became one of the most prolific creative minds of our time.

1:01:59 Drew But the nice thing is, is this kid's going to counseling already?

1:02:03 Smash Mouth Yeah, he's going to be fine.

1:02:04 Drew He's going to be fine. Just talk to your counselor and work it out. I don't... The answer lies within.

1:02:10 Adam Should he dwell on it?

1:02:11 Smash Mouth No. If you stay in your therapy, don't worry about it. I'm glad he's talking about it with the therapist. Let's listen to the inset.

1:02:19 Adam Do you want to listen to a Smash Mouth song?

1:02:20 Drew Let's listen to a Smash Mouth song.

1:02:21 Adam Okay. This is Off the CD that's called...

1:02:26 Drew Evening Christmas. If I had a gun that could penetrate that glass right now...

1:02:31 Adam I think a gun would do it. I mean, if you want to try. I mean, the first shot would just... You know what I was liking the most when they bust out the glass with the gun butt and then they start shooting through it? I'd just start shooting through it. Yeah, go ahead. It's not going to ricochet back and kill you. It'll go out the window. That's a good move. You don't see that in TV shows anymore either. Remember the guys held up in the farmhouse and he does that thing where he busts the glass out? He usually yells something.

1:02:53 Drew They do this, where they move it around and they clear the glass out and then they start shooting.

1:02:57 Adam Busting it out with the butt of the gun and the rifle and then he yells something, come on coppers the water's warm. And then you start firing some shots. And the thing that's funny too is the guy leans in front of the window, he fires a bunch of shots and then he leans back against the wall. The wall's made of 3 eighths inch rotting redwood clapboard. Basically in a farmhouse with no insulation.

1:03:18 Drew Or it's just sheetrock and you're like...

1:03:19 Adam Yeah, you might as well just hide behind a cardboard box. They fire a bunch of shots at the window and then he stands up at the window again, fires back, then leans back again, he's like reloading. Yeah, go ahead and just fire...

1:03:31 Drew You could stab a butter knife through that wall.

1:03:32 Adam You could get like a daisy air rifle and lodge it in the guy's back by just firing it at the siding. Alright, well yeah, let's hear something from Smash Mouth.

1:03:42 Drew It's called The Inset.

1:03:42 Adam There it is.

1:03:50 Caller Hold on, apparently, there's a problem.

1:03:51 Smash Mouth Just one second.

1:03:53 Caller You're back on, so talk.

1:03:54 Drew We're back on.

1:03:55 Adam All right.

1:03:55 Smash Mouth We never were off.

1:03:57 Adam Anderson is having a little technical problem.

1:03:59 Smash Mouth You're off.

1:04:01 Adam He's been having such a good time over there, screwing with Steve with I'm a believer that he didn't actually have.

1:04:06 Drew I must say, I don't like the song. I'm just moving on.

1:04:09 Caller All right, I'm ready. Sorry.

1:04:11 Adam Are you ready? And Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth, everybody. Again, we're having a heated conversation during the song, but it sounded good.

1:07:56 Drew You didn't even care.

1:07:57 Adam No, I did. It sounded good. Thank you. Let me say this about Smash Mouth as well. Smash Mouth, very good in concert. I've seen them many times, and some bands you can get a beat on, and then others you don't know. Smash Mouth may be one of those bands that was up in the air. If I just heard their CDs, I wouldn't know how they were.

1:08:20 Drew We get that a lot.

1:08:21 Adam People are almost surprised.

1:08:22 Drew They are. They're like, you're not that good. So we're not going to go see you.

1:08:27 Adam And then they see you, and they're pretty complimentary.

1:08:28 Drew We're trying to prove that right now. We really are. We're trying to get the new record. We're really trying to go out there and just play the best shows we can and kind of disturb that kind of interest, you know?

1:08:37 Adam Yeah. Well, like I said, I've seen Smash Mouth way more than once, and very good live band. Thank you. We're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jason.

1:08:49 Smash Mouth He wants to talk hardware with Steve, basically.

1:08:52 Adam That's right.

1:08:52 Drew Hardware?

1:08:53 Adam Favorite topic.

1:09:30 Drew Hey, this is Jack. And this is Mike.

1:09:32 Caller And we're from TSOL.

1:09:33 Adam And you're listening to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. Yes, you is.

1:09:38 Drew Word up.

1:09:39 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam. This is Drew over there, as they just told you, from TSOL. Steve is here from Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth is the name of the CD as well, and it'll be out November 27th. And you can go to www.smashmouth.com and get all the information on a bunch of show dates and the CD and all that stuff. So we suggest you do that. Let's get back to the phone and speak to Jason who's 17. Jason? Adam. Hey. How's it going my man?

1:10:11 Drew Good.

1:10:12 Caller I just want to say that I think you're one of the smartest men in the world.

1:10:14 Adam Steve.

1:10:15 Caller And my girls Ashley and Veronica love you. I was wondering if you could say hi to them real quick.

1:10:19 Adam Hi Ashley. Hi Veronica.

1:10:21 Caller Okay.

1:10:24 Adam What's up?

1:10:26 Caller I heard Steve ask, what would have happened to Eagle Hardware and Garden? And I think, didn't I?

1:10:31 Adam No.

1:10:32 Smash Mouth Oh boy.

1:10:33 Caller Well, because they were actually bought out by Lowe's, a big company on the East Coast.

1:10:37 Adam I see.

1:10:38 Smash Mouth Fascinating.

1:10:39 Adam Do you work for that company?

1:10:40 Smash Mouth No, I don't work for them, no.

1:10:41 Adam Wow.

1:10:42 Smash Mouth Whatever.

1:10:42 Adam Do you oftentimes hear things that don't exist or weren't said?

1:10:46 Caller Well, my mom works there.

1:10:47 Adam Oh, I see.

1:10:49 Smash Mouth Unlike just what you've just witnessed here.

1:10:50 Caller Right.

1:10:50 Smash Mouth Yeah.

1:10:51 Adam Hi Jason.

1:10:52 Smash Mouth That's all I was calling.

1:10:53 Caller I love you, bro.

1:10:54 Smash Mouth Working on those listening skills, pal.

1:10:55 Adam Is your mom a lesbian?

1:10:58 Smash Mouth I don't think so.

1:10:58 Adam Okay.

1:11:00 Drew Check her out.

1:11:01 Smash Mouth Okay.

1:11:01 Adam Okay. Because she's working at the hardware store.

1:11:04 Smash Mouth Who knows what he's hearing when you say that too?

1:11:06 Drew How many beers he just drank?

1:11:07 Smash Mouth Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

1:11:09 Drew I had a 12-pack and I just wanted to know if they got bought out. All right.

1:11:12 Adam Let's talk to-

1:11:14 Caller Oh, no. I'm really dumb. I'm really-

1:11:20 Drew I love that.

1:11:22 Adam It was really, it was like, remember there used to be an old Shriver and Burns, this old-

1:11:30 Caller Yeah.

1:11:31 Adam That's what it was.

1:11:32 Caller He would sit there and go, I'm really like a- Hermit, Hermit, Hermit.

1:11:40 Adam And his wife would lean over and go, Hermit.

1:11:43 Smash Mouth Then you go, yeah. Yeah.

1:11:45 Caller And sometimes I don't like to leave the house.

1:11:54 Adam Now, I like to go to the store to go shopping, she would say.

1:12:03 Drew She was his backup.

1:12:04 Adam It was kind of nice though. She's a delight.

1:12:06 Caller Yeah.

1:12:07 Smash Mouth Yeah. Truly.

1:12:08 Adam Yeah.

1:12:09 Drew Are you married yet?

1:12:10 Adam No. But if I'm waiting-

1:12:12 Drew You got a girlfriend? Yeah. You live with her? You live with her?

1:12:15 Adam No. But I'm waiting for Ozzie to break up with Sharon because I realize-

1:12:18 Drew You're going for her. Nah, I have a girlfriend. You know what? She will manage you.

1:12:21 Adam I'm very much in love.

1:12:22 Smash Mouth She what?

1:12:23 Drew No, she'll manage you really good. Ozzie's wife?

1:12:25 Adam No, I want to marry her. Oh, and then she'll manage me?

1:12:27 Caller Oh, she'll manage-

1:12:28 Drew She can manage anybody.

1:12:30 Adam Wait, Steve with the S word again.

1:12:32 Drew What? That's-

1:12:32 Adam No.

1:12:34 Drew That's what I'm saying right there.

1:12:37 Adam Anderson's going to punish you.

1:12:40 Drew Uh-huh.

1:12:40 Adam He's going to punish you if you use the S word again.

1:12:43 Drew Lily?

1:12:44 Adam No, no. Please, Anderson.

1:12:47 Drew I missed the last one.

1:12:48 Adam Go ahead. Lily, Lily.

1:12:52 Caller Oh, hello. Hey.

1:12:53 Smash Mouth Lily's 26.

1:12:55 Caller Yeah. I get a question for Dr. Drew?

1:12:58 Smash Mouth Yeah.

1:12:58 Caller Although, Adam, I must say, you have the quickest wit I've ever heard. I love that.

1:13:05 Adam He'll be good.

1:13:07 Caller Thank you.

1:13:07 Smash Mouth We're all going to be guttering now. Let's go chew our words.

1:13:11 Caller Oh, God. Anyway, I had a question about Depo Pavera. I was on this shot for a little over two years, and the last shot was probably the beginning of April. Let's do for one, say, the beginning of July.

1:13:30 Smash Mouth Yep.

1:13:31 Caller And I never took it. I still haven't gotten my period or anything even remotely like it, no PMS, anything at all.

1:13:39 Smash Mouth Well, it can take up to six months for things to reestablish themselves. Sometimes, or if you wish, your doctor can help you sort of get the cycling kickstarted again.

1:13:50 Caller Okay. Well, that's actually why I was calling because I've asked my doctor and he just didn't really seem to have any straight answers for me.

1:13:58 Smash Mouth Well, there's no sort of test to do to tell what's going on really. Waiting six months is a reasonable thing to do. If you wanted to just get on a normal birth control pill, take a packet and get going that way, that's one of the ways they can start you out.

1:14:11 Caller Okay. All right. He just keep saying, well, okay, take another pregnancy test.

1:14:15 Caller Like, no.

1:14:16 Smash Mouth He's, I think, trying to get you to wait that six months, see if things will just get started.

1:14:19 Caller Okay.

1:14:20 Caller Well, it would have been nice if he would have told me that.

1:14:22 Smash Mouth All right.

1:14:22 Adam Yeah.

1:14:23 Drew Fire him right now and get another one. He's a piece of poop for a doctor. Get another one.

1:14:29 Adam You got an HMO or something?

1:14:32 Caller No, I'm just really poor. I got to go to the chief doctor.

1:14:36 Drew You're going to be fine.

1:14:37 Adam You just go to the clinic?

1:14:39 Caller Yeah.

1:14:39 Adam Well, look, what do you want? It's weird. I mean, I yell this at my mom all the time. In Canada, they have, because I got that liberal family.

1:14:49 Smash Mouth Did you hear Ozzie talk about the British health care system and what a mess it was for him?

1:14:53 Adam Oh, really?

1:14:53 Smash Mouth He said friends die waiting for operations and things.

1:14:55 Adam Well, here's the deal, everybody. Why should medical care be free? I mean, you know, attorneys aren't free, auto mechanics aren't free, contractors aren't free. What is the God-given right to medical care? Now, I know it has to do with your body and your safety, but these people get paid and they have education and they have offices.

1:15:17 Smash Mouth You have a right to health care. The question is, is everybody eligible for all the best health care?

1:15:22 Drew Exactly.

1:15:22 Smash Mouth That's the question. You really can't realistically do that.

1:15:25 Adam Well, it's like you have a right to eat, too. And if you want to go down to the soup kitchen and watch, you'll eat. But don't expect to eat like Donald Trump eats. And don't complain that you're not getting surf and turf when you're not footing the bill.

1:15:40 Drew That's true.

1:15:41 Adam It's real easy. You don't pay anything, you get to the end of the line, and you get the rock bottom minimal care.

1:15:48 Drew So you get what you pay for. If you don't pay for it, you don't get anything.

1:15:51 Adam That's right. You get what you don't pay for. And if you want to go down to the Mayo Clinic and be treated like one of the Kennedys, cough up the bucks.

1:16:00 Drew Or shut up.

1:16:02 Adam That's what I want to tell everyone. And don't get me into my first class speech either.

1:16:07 Smash Mouth On airplanes?

1:16:08 Adam Yes.

1:16:09 Drew What's that?

1:16:10 Adam Which is?

1:16:11 Drew I want to hear this.

1:16:12 Smash Mouth Okay. Let's get them on going on farting first. It's better.

1:16:14 Adam No. Here's the deal. You know, a first class ticket to New York, well, it used to be like $3,200.

1:16:20 Smash Mouth Now it's $900.

1:16:22 Drew No, no. On national airlines, it's $69 per trip.

1:16:26 Smash Mouth By the way, I'm flying JetBlue from now on because they put bulletproof doors on their cabin.

1:16:29 Drew Do they really?

1:16:30 Smash Mouth To the pilot.

1:16:31 Adam Did they do it?

1:16:32 Smash Mouth Yes.

1:16:33 Adam They retrofitted the plane?

1:16:34 Smash Mouth They put a bulletproof door.

1:16:35 Drew Yeah, you know why? So the pilot locks you out. He's the only safe one.

1:16:39 Smash Mouth Well, he'll get the thing. I think it's also people like me will go to fly JetBlue.

1:16:42 Drew You know what? I think everybody who flies should get their pilot license because that way if something goes down, we can say, hey, who can fly the plane? I've got 150 people that can fly this damn thing. Somebody's going to get it on the ground.

1:16:54 Adam No, you know it's going to work. You know how these impervious doors to the pilots, to the cockpit are going to work now. He's going to lock it all up. Then you're going to hear the guy screaming in Arabic from inside of the thing.

1:17:06 Caller Fools, you're fools.

1:17:07 Drew Ha ha.

1:17:08 Adam Nobody can get in here now. Wouldn't that be a great little ironic twist there, Drew? Thank you. So what the hell was I saying?

1:17:18 Drew He didn't even answer you.

1:17:19 Smash Mouth First class. He was all...

1:17:21 Adam Oh yeah, yeah. Here's what I want to say. But this is what I want to say in life. This is my overall message for everyone who complains. A first class ticket traditionally is like 3200 bucks to New York round trip. And a coach ticket is like 350, 385 bucks. So there's almost a $3,000 difference there. That's to arrive at the same time and have the same safety. You're actually a little safer in the back of the plane. Now there's a lot of folks who sit in the back of the plane and they go, Oh, look at them up there. They got their stewardess taking care of them, refilling their champagne glass. We got four stewardesses to take care of 200 of us. They got four to take care of 20 of them. And here's my thing. Pay the extra three grand and come on up. The water's fine. Or shut the F up. It's one or the other.

1:18:11 Drew You either pay the money or you shut up.

1:18:14 Adam You can't complain that you're not getting the same service as the guy who paid the extra three grand.

1:18:18 Drew Here's my opinion on that. I agree with you 110% because I fly first class, I pay first class. If I fly coach, you get coach treatment. If you can afford to fly first class, I don't want anyone in coach even coming up to the first class bathroom to use it because you know what? You pay for your privacy.

1:18:38 Smash Mouth That's a little ass-hole right there.

1:18:39 Adam I don't like that move. No, that's fine.

1:18:42 Drew Seriously.

1:18:43 Smash Mouth No, he's supporting you. He's saying yes.

1:18:46 Drew Because you have 500 kids coming up. I fly and I've got I'm paying probably to two grand for a round trip somewhere on the East Coast. Whatever. Somebody finds out that you're in a rock band or whatever. And I love the fact is that people want to know who you are. I want your autograph. But when you're relaxing in the first class seat and you're just kicking back and you haven't got some one and you're just like trying to run your own business and you've got every teenager from coach coming up with cameras and pens. And I'm like, OK, great. But you know what? If I'm paying that money for that ticket, I expect this.

1:19:16 Adam That's right.

1:19:17 Drew I'd attend it to say, please, they're up here. You're back there. You know, if you're going to buy a first class, come up here.

1:19:23 Smash Mouth If they had him, I didn't know Steve was such an asshole.

1:19:25 Drew I'm not an asshole. I'm the nicest guy.

1:19:28 Adam You didn't know that?

1:19:28 Drew I usually go back. No, I usually walk back to coach and just sing songs as a group thing. We just hang out. You know what?

1:19:35 Adam You know what I will do? I'll take it a step further. I not only don't want the coach people coming up and using my throne. I will actually stick my ass through the curtain and defecate into coach just to send a message to anyone who thinks they're coming up this way.

1:19:49 Drew And not even hold the towel? I won't like muffle it.

1:19:52 Adam I will crap on you.

1:19:54 Drew But I have nothing against. I'm not complaining about fans. I'm saying the fact is that if you're going to pay for it, you deserve to fly the way you're paying to fly.

1:20:04 Adam Don't pay 49.

1:20:05 Drew They don't build a bigger seat up front. No. Or you're not going to be relaxed.

1:20:09 Adam Right.

1:20:10 Drew You know what I'm saying?

1:20:11 Adam This is life. You want the best medical care, you pay for it. You want to stay at a beautiful hotel downtown, you're going to pay for it.

1:20:18 Drew Well I think that medical care to a certain point could be a little better for people that can't afford it.

1:20:25 Smash Mouth Can't afford it. Yeah.

1:20:26 Drew But I also think that people, you know, I mean, not to get on this point, but I lost my son to leukemia a couple months ago. And all the money in the world couldn't pay for that.

1:20:36 Smash Mouth Right.

1:20:36 Drew So I'm not saying, you know, I agree with what you're saying, but at the same time I also think that I think it's, I think some people, you know, because not everybody makes what you make a year.

1:20:47 Adam No, I'm literally a millionaire.

1:20:49 Drew Okay.

1:20:49 Adam Literally.

1:20:50 Drew So, but some people make a nice living, living off of $50,000 a year. Families have to live off that even less than that. So I can see that people that are trying, people that don't try to make money and don't try to work and don't try to earn a living, they don't deserve that. But people that are actually trying to do this and trying the best they can and using whatever job skills they have to make the best money they can, I think we could be a little more lenient. You know, just kind of ease up a little bit on that for medical care, but I think people that are just lazy asses and don't want to do anything, screw it. You know what I'm saying? You shouldn't get the best medical care. But I think if you have a sick child or somebody that, let's say somebody walks in and they're making $50,000 a year and they have really shitty and shit. Whoa, whoa, with the S word, it just will, I can't say the F word.

1:21:37 Adam Hold on, we got to hear.

1:21:38 Drew You know what I'm saying?

1:21:39 Adam I'm a believer.

1:21:41 Drew Now I'm a believer. But I think that kid, you know, whatever. You know what? You can bite my ass.

1:21:49 Adam Anderson, come on.

1:21:50 Drew Anderson, you can chew on my ass right now, OK? So anyway, back to the medical thing. I do agree with you at a certain point, but I also, you know, I have my own feelings about certain things about medical care.

1:22:00 Adam So all right, we will take ourselves a break.

1:22:04 Drew You and your snobby first class of my ass.

1:22:06 Adam We're going to talk about.

1:22:09 Drew Yeah, bring it on.

1:22:10 Crank it up.

1:22:11 Adam When we come back, we'll talk to Stephanie's 25 boyfriend likes to tuck his penis between his legs and dance to this song. We'll hear about that after this.

1:22:56 Drew Maybe they are now.

1:22:59 Smash Mouth Hey, hey, hey, we're talking. Relax.

1:23:02 Adam Yo, yo, yo. I know. Don't engage the guest right when the mic keeps up. Yeah, please.

1:23:07 Smash Mouth Yeah.

1:23:08 Adam Steve is here from Smash Mouth. New CD coming out in about five weeks or so.

1:23:14 Drew Not soon enough.

1:23:15 Adam Not soon enough. And like I said, you could go onto the website and find out all the particulars about Smash Mouth. Yeah, www.smashmouth.com and they'll be coming to a town near you. All right. Let's talk to Stephanie who's 25. Stephanie?

1:23:35 Caller Hello.

1:23:35 Adam Hello.

1:23:37 Smash Mouth Go ahead.

1:23:38 Caller Yes. I have this question. My boyfriend-

1:23:43 Smash Mouth Why do I think Bogus accent?

1:23:45 Adam Yes.

1:23:45 Drew Totally. Where are you from? You're from Watts or something.

1:23:49 Caller I'm from Manchester.

1:23:50 Drew Are you really?

1:23:51 Caller Yes.

1:23:52 Caller Are you familiar with that area?

1:23:53 Caller Yes.

1:23:53 Drew What part of Manchester are you from? I mean-

1:23:56 Caller Do you know Manchester?

1:23:57 Adam Yes.

1:23:58 Smash Mouth I've been to Manchester.

1:23:59 Caller Okay. Whereabouts?

1:24:00 Adam Where? What part are you from?

1:24:02 Caller Well, what part have you gone to? And actually, I didn't call-

1:24:05 Adam No. What part of Manchester are you from?

1:24:10 Caller London. You got it.

1:24:13 Adam No. Listen, you can't answer the questions.

1:24:18 Caller There's only one part of Manchester.

1:24:21 Adam Okay. Where's the River Thames run through?

1:24:24 Caller Oh, God. Christ, don't ask me this question. I called to ask you a question.

1:24:28 Smash Mouth You don't know that the Thames runs through London? Oh, please.

1:24:31 Adam Stephanie, you're so full of crap. Please. It's the worst accent I've ever heard. You know nothing. I know more about England than you do. And probably my Aussie English accent is better than your crappy Manchester accent.

1:24:43 Caller Oh, you don't know.

1:24:45 Caller Well, no, I really don't. I've been living here for the past 11 years.

1:24:50 Caller Don't you know crap? Thank you very much.

1:24:53 Adam Where's Hounslow?

1:24:54 Caller Excuse me?

1:24:55 Adam Hounslow.

1:24:56 Caller Can I ask you my question?

1:24:57 Smash Mouth Go ahead. Let's get it over with.

1:25:00 Adam But do it without the accent, please.

1:25:01 Caller Okay.

1:25:04 Caller I have this question.

1:25:06 Caller And my boyfriend lately, he used to do this just for me. And he would like to tuck his penis in between his legs.

1:25:19 Smash Mouth Just for you.

1:25:20 Caller Just for me. But recently it's become a problem.

1:25:25 Drew This is my girlfriend on the phone right now.

1:25:26 Smash Mouth He's bisexual.

1:25:27 Drew This is my girlfriend.

1:25:29 Adam Yes, it is. It actually is.

1:25:31 Drew Don't talk about my penis tuck on the air. Everybody's laughing.

1:25:37 Smash Mouth You do penis?

1:25:38 Caller I can't.

1:25:39 Caller No.

1:25:40 Caller It's my new thing.

1:25:42 Drew I call it Puss Walla. It's my new thing.

1:25:44 Adam Really?

1:25:45 Drew Yeah. I was at the pool at the... Honey, shut your mouth.

1:25:50 Adam Go ahead. Tell us what he does.

1:25:53 Drew Oh, God.

1:25:54 Adam What does he do?

1:25:55 Smash Mouth I'm ready.

1:25:55 Caller Is it okay if I tell?

1:25:56 Adam Yeah, tell him.

1:25:57 Caller It's very cute.

1:25:58 Caller And everybody gets a kick out of it.

1:26:00 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:26:02 Smash Mouth I'm already getting a kick out of it.

1:26:03 Caller He...

1:26:04 Caller At first, it became this little thing. I don't know. I'm sure some guys do it. But, uh... You know how sometimes you come out of the shower and you like to tuck your little... well...

1:26:13 Drew Little?

1:26:13 Caller I'm not gonna say little.

1:26:14 Drew Don't you ever say that, because you know I'm a man.

1:26:17 Caller You're well in doubt. I'm sorry.

1:26:18 Drew Excuse me.

1:26:18 Smash Mouth Right.

1:26:19 Drew I tuck it between my legs and I walk out. And I...

1:26:22 Caller And you pose.

1:26:23 Drew And I play with myself, like I have a...

1:26:26 Smash Mouth You're gay.

1:26:28 Adam Yes.

1:26:28 Smash Mouth Don't they call it the fruit bowl or something?

1:26:30 Drew No, they call it... What do they call it? A frog or something? The frogger? Froggy? Fruit basket?

1:26:34 Smash Mouth Fruit basket?

1:26:35 Drew I don't know what it is.

1:26:37 Caller Well, anyways, he...

1:26:38 Drew You love it.

1:26:39 Caller I love it. I think it really incredibly turns me on.

1:26:42 Adam It doesn't make you feel lesbian at all?

1:26:45 Drew She is lesbian.

1:26:46 Adam It doesn't make you feel more lesbian?

1:26:48 Caller No, I'm not.

1:26:50 Caller No, it turns me on when he does that. But...

1:26:53 Smash Mouth That concerns me.

1:26:54 Caller It's becoming a public issue.

1:26:55 Smash Mouth Uh-oh.

1:26:56 Adam He's doing it. He's doing it out now.

1:26:57 Drew I cannot believe you are doing this to me right now.

1:27:00 Adam Where did he do it publicly?

1:27:02 Smash Mouth Give us the most...

1:27:02 Caller Just around our close friends.

1:27:04 Smash Mouth Just our close friends. Stephanie, I feel kind of... What's your real name? What's your name? Michelle.

1:27:11 Drew She calls me Stephanie.

1:27:12 Smash Mouth When you do this? Yes. Oh, my God.

1:27:15 Drew Oh, whatever.

1:27:16 Smash Mouth This is getting weird. Dude, it's not. Michelle, we feel kind of left out, though. He's never done that for us.

1:27:22 Adam Yeah.

1:27:23 Drew You're doing it right now. I'm just it's a joke. I just do it as a joke.

1:27:26 Caller It's a joke, but it's very cute. Michelle. I like to call it.

1:27:28 Drew Thank you for ruining my career right now.

1:27:30 Caller And end it with a bang.

1:27:31 Adam No, no, that's rock and roll, Steve.

1:27:33 Drew It is rock and roll. Thank you. You know what? I can do that.

1:27:35 Caller You know what? I think it's very sexy.

1:27:37 Drew Thank you.

1:27:37 Caller And for all the ladies out there, I'm sure there's some some men out there that do that.

1:27:42 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:27:42 Caller And I'm sure they get turned on by it because I get turned on by it.

1:27:45 Smash Mouth I'm going to have to try that. It's never occurred to me to do it.

1:27:47 Caller And if you haven't done it, gentlemen, you got to try it.

1:27:49 Adam Have you have you not done that? Goodbye now.

1:27:52 Smash Mouth No, no, I want to talk to you, Michelle.

1:27:53 Adam Go ahead.

1:27:54 Smash Mouth No, I've never. It never has occurred to me.

1:27:56 Adam Really?

1:27:56 Smash Mouth Really? Never.

1:27:57 Adam Wow.

1:27:58 Smash Mouth In fact, it sounds rather painful.

1:28:01 Adam The best view is from behind, though.

1:28:02 Smash Mouth Yeah, it's good. That's the fruit basket, right?

1:28:06 Drew No, it's a flower. It's a blooming flower.

1:28:08 Adam Two pears and a banana.

1:28:09 Caller It's a beautiful flower.

1:28:11 Smash Mouth Michelle, how are you doing?

1:28:12 Caller I'm doing OK there.

1:28:13 Caller Thanks.

1:28:14 Smash Mouth Because I just discovered what's been happening to you guys tonight. If there's anything I can do, please call on me, whatever it is.

1:28:22 Caller Oh, thank you very much.

1:28:23 Smash Mouth I'm going to meet with the Foundation. You want to talk about the Foundation?

1:28:25 Adam Yeah, go ahead. I mean, get everyone caught up.

1:28:28 Smash Mouth Is that OK to talk about? Yeah.

1:28:30 Drew Well, we just started the Presley Scott Research Foundation for Leukemia. And we're accepting donations to do it. You can call 408-871-8829, or you can log on to smashmouth.com to find more information about it. Next spring, we're planning a big gigantic concert and golf tournament and charity event in Las Vegas to raise money. And you guys are definitely the emcees.

1:28:52 Smash Mouth Please.

1:28:52 Adam Yeah, I'd love to do that.

1:28:53 Smash Mouth That'd be awesome. Let's set that up now. That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome. You guys are good.

1:28:57 Drew I really appreciate it.

1:28:57 Smash Mouth Let's set it up right away.

1:28:59 Drew But we're working through it. And Michelle's heading up the Foundation with my management company and we've had an outpouring of support from other acts like the band Train, Sister Hazel, bands like Lars from Metallica just donated a bunch of money and our booking agency, our record label, all the companies that we use on the road. And just bands.

1:29:24 Smash Mouth How about just emotional support too?

1:29:26 Drew Everybody. We have stacks and stacks and stacks of hundreds of letters of people.

1:29:30 Smash Mouth It affects you, doesn't it? It's amazing how you don't really realize how important it is to you.

1:29:34 Drew Well, just people are just, people have just been, you know, we've gotten letters from other families that have been through it and they're looking for answers.

1:29:42 Caller People have been very caring and loving and even people that just, just all kinds of people from everywhere, like people that aren't even fans of Steve's or, you know, Smash Mouth, just people that have like heard through the news or anything like that. We've just been getting so much support from people all over.

1:30:04 Smash Mouth It really helps, doesn't it?

1:30:05 Caller Yeah, it's been such a wonderful, it's been very touching and a wonderful thing. And just, just to know, you know, that there's so many people out there that care, you know, it just kind of helps you get through your day a little easier.

1:30:16 Smash Mouth Yeah.

1:30:16 Caller And especially like after something that we, we've suffered such a tremendous loss and with everything that's been happening, you know, in the past month with all the tragedies and everything like that with other people's families, it's like since you've gone through something like that, it's just like, it's so touching and it's just, you know, you're just, I keep, there's no words that can explain how you feel for other families that have gone in separate losses.

1:30:40 Drew So, but anyways, you know, you know, like all the bombings that happened, you know, it's like, you know, you know that it can happen to anybody. And when this happened, I know that there are parents that have lost kids. I mean, because no matter how old you are, you know, you could be 40 and your parents, you know, if your parents lose you, that's still losing your kid.

1:31:01 Smash Mouth It's unthinkable.

1:31:01 Drew Yeah, and you know, and for us, you know, it was a major blow to our plans as parents and as the future, but it's definitely not gonna stop us.

1:31:12 Smash Mouth It's nice to see you guys' resiliency, that you're, you know, not gonna be stopped.

1:31:15 Drew Well, we're trying, you know, we really are. And we really wanna continue on and have kids and but, you know, but at the same time, you know, I think as a parent, you know, one thing I need to understand is like, you know, I'll never be able to replace what I lost. And I think, you know, at some point during this whole thing, you kind of want to think, okay, well, if I have another child, you know, maybe I'll kind of get him back. But you don't, you know.

1:31:38 Smash Mouth And you can't do that to the new child.

1:31:39 Drew Exactly.

1:31:40 Smash Mouth You can't do that. That's not fair.

1:31:42 Drew Because you'll never love that child the same because you'll always be, you know, wanting something else out of that child that you're not gonna get. So we're just, we're taking our time with it right now. And we're just, you know, we're not rushing anything. And our doctor's been really good to us. You know, he's kind of told us, you know what? Don't just try to jump back, go back into this thing.

1:31:57 Smash Mouth Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:58 Drew He said, you need to take time.

1:31:59 Smash Mouth Oh, yeah.

1:32:00 Drew And so we're taking it as vise. And we really are. We're just, we're just taking it one day at a time.

1:32:04 Smash Mouth Well, I almost think for you, it's spring. What are you having? A festival?

1:32:11 Drew Yeah, we're gonna do a festival. We're gonna do the charity event golf for me. I would love to have you guys.

1:32:16 Adam Yeah.

1:32:16 Smash Mouth Let's set it up.

1:32:17 Adam Drew is the world's only doctor, does not play golf, but I would love to come out and play golf and do the-

1:32:23 Drew I would love for you guys to-

1:32:24 Smash Mouth The whole thing.

1:32:25 Adam Auction off-

1:32:25 Drew You know, we're kind of just kind of calling it a favor or something.

1:32:29 Adam Oh, we're there. I mean, if you all have us, we'd be honored.

1:32:31 Smash Mouth Yeah, we'd be honored.

1:32:32 Drew So once again, it's the Presley Scott Research Foundation for Leukemia. And if you can spare a buck or even a quarter, you know, it's all in a good cause. And no matter if you donate to our foundation or if you're going to donate something to the New York Foundations for all the people that have died and all that recovery stuff, whatever you do, if you can spare anything, everybody in this country needs it right now. And no matter what it's for, it's just not for us. It's for any foundation that really means something. And don't be afraid to donate because you know what, it's going to make you feel better tomorrow if you do.

1:33:06 Caller All right.

1:33:07 Smash Mouth Thanks, Michelle.

1:33:07 Drew Thanks, Michelle.

1:33:08 Caller Thank you guys. Hey, and can I just say one thing?

1:33:10 Caller Smartass.

1:33:10 Caller I'm so bummed you guys busted him on my fake accent.

1:33:13 Drew God, I knew you were. Manchester!

1:33:17 Smash Mouth We'll be sending Stephanie back home soon.

1:33:20 Drew Which river? All right, we're going to take a little break.

1:33:23 Adam We'll be right back.

1:33:25 All right guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

1:33:27 Caller Looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:33:30 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:31 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:32 Smash Mouth 877-889-DATE.

1:33:38 Caller Love Lines with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

1:34:16 Adam All right, that is it.

1:34:17 Drew We're over, we're done.

1:34:18 Adam I want to thank Steve for coming in here from Smash Mouth. Always a pleasure, Steve. Really is.

1:34:24 Caller Thank you.

1:34:24 Adam Always end.

1:34:25 Drew I'm glad I got to make it back here.

1:34:26 Adam Let's not take so much time off next time.

1:34:29 Caller Yeah.

1:34:30 Adam I really do enjoy it when you come in.

1:34:33 Drew Thank you. I appreciate it. You guys are awesome.

1:34:35 Adam And like I said, we will say it again on there, we'll definitely be out in spring time for your benefit.

1:34:42 Drew Thank you very much. I think it would be awesome. I think it would be awesome. Thank you.

1:34:45 Adam The new Smash Mouth CD will be out on the 27th of November. These are good friends of the show. So you should support all our good friends and go out there and get that CD and go on www.smashmouth.com to find out all the information about tour dates and all that stuff. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:26 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood 1 Entertainment.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2001