Episode 1000754886896

1:04 And we'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.

1:15 Adam We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. David Loveline, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. What's happening there, Drew?

1:28 Drew Not much, how's your weekend?

1:30 Adam Good, a little hungover from last night's festivities.

1:33 Drew What was that?

1:34 Adam Went down to Anaheim to watch the Supercross. Let me tell you, when the green flag drops, the BS stops. That's my motto.

1:46 Drew Nice. Did you go out? Did you?

1:49 Adam Did I get on a bike?

1:50 Drew Bike or run around the pits or anything?

1:51 Adam No, I did sit on a YZ85 out in the parking lot for a minute.

1:57 Drew Nice.

1:58 Adam Found out it was 2,500 bucks. Jesus Christ. These new bikes are expensive, even the little ones.

2:04 Drew Wow.

2:05 Adam Yeah, it was quite an event, had a good time. Went there through Jeremy McGrath's people. Jeremy's having some arm difficulties, some muscle problems. Believe it or not, the sport's a little bit tough on the body.

2:20 Drew He's not so young as he used to be either, I'll tell you. Can you imagine doing that at 30 or 40? Oh my God.

2:25 Adam Now, you can't do it at 40.

2:27 Drew Yeah.

2:27 Adam No, Super Cross is like women's gymnastics.

2:31 Drew Right.

2:32 Adam The guys hit their prime about 13, and then they get their first pub, and they're over the hill. No, seriously, everything just keeps getting younger and younger and younger. I guess I could have just said that once. I mean, there's guys out there winning that are 17, 18 years old, man, I don't know how old Jeremy is, probably 28, 29, 30, and you take some abuse because you're 40 feet in the air. I mean, it's crazy. It's a crazy sport. I mean, the joint abuse, I mean, the knees and the forearms, the elbows, the back, that's when you're not crashing.

3:08 Drew Right.

3:09 Adam I mean, best case scenario, by the time you do 20 laps on that course, you've logged 10,000 feet.

3:16 Drew Right.

3:17 Adam You're putting on 250 feet in the air for each lap. It's crazy. It's just, and then it's whoop-de-do's and it's just, it's like you might as well just put your head in a paint shaker. It's crazy. I had a good time. It's a good time. It's got a little, got my buzz on.

3:35 Drew Good.

3:35 Adam You know, they took care of us over there. Cheryl Lynch is a publicist. I got us the tickets. What is it though, Drew, we've spoken about this before, the will call situation in this country.

3:47 Drew Oh, here you go.

3:48 Adam Do you know what I'm talking about?

3:49 Drew Yes, the one where they look at you and go, who, huh?

3:51 Adam Well, here's the thing about will call. Will call is, it's really, it's why communism doesn't work.

3:58 Drew What's in it for them?

3:59 Adam Yeah, what's in it for you? You're giving away some free tickets to some VIPs? Screw you.

4:03 Drew Right.

4:04 Adam So here's how the will call works. There's always 11 will calls and there's no designation on them. There's the will call that's under the big baseball helmet and then there's the will call that's over by the corner and then there's the one on the south side and then there's the one closest to the parking lot and there's one by the entrance.

4:21 Drew And no communication amongst these booths.

4:23 Adam Nope, you go to one will call and you go like, hey, I'm supposed to get some tickets from them, Jeremy McGrath, I don't know.

4:28 Drew And they seem not to know that the others exist.

4:30 Adam No, they're like, well, try another one.

4:32 Drew No, not even that, like you walk away thinking, geez, I guess that's it.

4:36 Adam You decide on your own, I should go to another one. Sometimes they'll point you in a direction. You could go south around the stadium or north around the stadium.

4:43 Drew Well, at least you can always look forward to the security being a good help.

4:45 Adam Oh yeah, yeah, so they never do this, they never go, first off, there's never any big number, like hey, here's the will call you go to if you're with a corporate situation and here's the celebrity will call and here's this, that.

4:58 Drew How about the alphabet will call?

5:00 Adam Well they do that within the small will calls, but you never know which one to go to. And there's always eight windows and two really pissed off middle-aged women who are working them, they're like Christ, I've heard every story. And then, so there's only two windows and there's like 200 people that are trying to get in and the other six windows are closed and you're behind, your line has 65 people in it and there's one jackass up front who's saying, yeah, I'm Larry Jackson, I'm, oh, you know you're in trouble when you hear this. Oh, well, try looking under Kierker pipes. I think they may have left us. No? Try FMF, FMF is equipment. It might be under there.

5:42 Drew Always getting pissed off too, having a big fit.

5:44 Adam Yeah. Oh, well, it may not be under my name. My associate, Bob James, try Bob James. Look, you should only get 15 tries before you just got to turn around and leave. Because I'm standing back there and I know I can get mine. But you're making this person jump through hoops and now they're pissed off. So they ran out of, we weren't getting tickets, we were just getting laminates, VIP laminates.

6:08 Drew Sure.

6:08 Adam But they were out of them.

6:09 Drew Of course.

6:10 Adam So I-

6:10 Drew That's another rule.

6:11 Adam I gave them to all my friends and I got the one, temporary one. Yeah. But the temporary one doesn't count for anything. So everywhere you go, you're getting hassled. And I'm saying to them, hey, I had the laminate, they just ran out, you guys ran out of the laminates. They didn't want to let me back into the pits, and didn't want to let me anywhere, and the cops were like hassling me, and it's a pain in the ass. But when I finally got through, I told them to blow me.

6:34 Drew Mr. Big Shot, Mr. Big Shot. It's good to get you back in.

6:37 Adam Screw you.

6:37 Drew Get your little humility into you again. It's nice.

6:39 Adam Stupid Anaheim cops give me a hassle in enjoying hassling me, by the way. But here's what I don't like. I show the guy my pass. He intentionally hassles me. He's laughing at me. He says, no, you're not going through. I know who you are. You're not going through. I said, look, I got this temporary pass because they were out of all the other ones. What do you want me to do? Well, you ain't getting through with that.

7:02 Drew Is this the comedian hassle thing? You know, the cop with a sense of humor hassling?

7:07 Adam This is just basic a-hole hassling. So, here's the deal. Finally, someone comes up and they have a list of passes and they go, yes, it turns out your pass does get you through. So, I walk past, I tell the guy, kiss my ass. Now, I'm the a-hole.

7:21 Drew What'd he do?

7:22 Adam Whatever. He's going home and tell his friends that Adam's a big a-hole. That's my point. Why am I a-hole? Just because I make fun of you after you screw with me. Well, these are wonderful stories. You just added five more, Anderson.

7:36 I don't respect the storytelling.

7:39 Adam All right. So anyway, I had a good time at the Super Cross and Drew went to the after party. Got my booze on, talked to a thousand drunken people. No, I did not drive home. I had someone else drive. Thank you. Someone who was more shaped than I was. Corey?

7:56 Yeah.

7:57 Adam You're 22?

7:58 Caller Yep. That's right.

7:58 Adam What's up?

8:00 Caller Okay. I've been with my girlfriend for two years and I've been trying. We've tried to have sex but my dick is just too big. It doesn't fit in her clitoris.

8:07 Drew In her clitoris?

8:09 Yeah.

8:10 Drew Wow. First of all, no way he's 22.

8:13 Adam No.

8:13 Drew No way.

8:14 Adam No.

8:15 Drew Secondly, what in the hell is he talking about?

8:18 Adam I don't know. I don't like his attitude.

8:21 Drew No, he's laughing. He's laughing while he's talking. I mean, it's obviously bogus, first of all, but the thing is he doesn't understand the difference of vagina and clitoris. That's pretty interesting.

8:29 Adam He's 22.

8:30 Drew Yeah. Sure.

8:31 Adam All right. You want to go to another one?

8:32 Drew Sure.

8:33 Adam All right. David?

8:35 Drew Yeah.

8:35 Adam Hi, Adam. Hi, David. You're 26. What's up? Yeah.

8:38 This question is for Dr. Drew.

8:39 Drew Yeah.

8:40 Hey, Dr. Drew. I have a thyroid condition, and I'm wondering if you know what kind of meds I can get for it, because I'm a pretty small guy and I should be as small as I am. I'm wondering what I can do to-

8:57 Drew You think your small stature is because of a thyroid problem?

9:00 Well, I know it was diagnosed in a hospital when I was 17.

9:04 Drew And you believe that is why you have a small stature?

9:07 Yes, I've tried eating a lot and I've tried-

9:09 Drew No, wait a minute. You were treated- what was your condition?

9:14 It was a hyperactive thyroid.

9:15 Drew Hyperactive thyroid?

9:17 Yes.

9:17 Drew And what did you have? Ablation or what did you have done?

9:21 I was put in the hospital when I was 17. I went from like 130 to like 89 pounds in a week.

9:26 Drew I understand. That's right. That's what happens with hyperactivity. Well, normally the most common cause of that is something called grave disease. And what they'll typically do is give you some radioactive iodide and knock the thyroid out. Did they do that?

9:37 No. I was in a group home when I was younger.

9:40 Drew You were what?

9:41 In a group home.

9:42 Drew Yeah.

9:43 And so I've been looking around, but I looked you up on the web.

9:48 Adam Let's do a little Loveline recreation. They had this hyperthyroid. It went from 130 to 189.

9:56 Drew That's what happens with hyperthyroidism. They should put you in the hospital and do a blade of therapy.

10:00 Adam Did they do that?

10:03 Drew They put you in the, and then they knocked your thyroid out. Is that what happened?

10:06 Adam With what?

10:07 Drew They knocked your thyroid out with radioactive iodine?

10:10 Adam I was in the group home.

10:11 Drew Okay.

10:12 Adam Okay.

10:12 Drew Yeah. Good times.

10:19 Adam Wait a minute. Where was this?

10:20 Good times.

10:22 Adam Hey, David?

10:23 Yes.

10:23 Adam Did they knock your thyroid out with the radioactive iodine?

10:27 No. I remember it was a medication called Dioxin.

10:32 Drew David, you got this all screwed up. Dioxin is a stimulant. It's amphetamine.

10:37 Caller So.

10:38 Drew Yeah. You need to see a doctor and get this straightened out. I don't know. You don't know what you're talking about. If you can't get any of the records from what happened to you, whenever it happened to you, then you need a thorough, complete evaluation now to see what is in fact going on with you. All right.

10:54 Adam What's your stature?

10:55 Caller I'm 5'8 right now and I weigh like 120.

11:00 Drew So 5'8 is a normal height, but then again you might be hyperthyroid still if you weren't properly treated.

11:05 Adam All right. So go back to the doctor. Listen everybody, some guys are tall, some guys are short.

11:10 Drew Yep.

11:11 Adam Some guys are fat, some guys are thin and not always because of anything. It's just God's great grab bag. Stacey?

11:20 Yeah.

11:21 Adam You're 19?

11:22 Caller Yeah.

11:22 Adam What's up?

11:23 Caller Okay. I have currently been with my boyfriend for about two years. We started having sex about a year into our relationship and our sex life used to be great. Then we broke up for about a month and a half and now that we've been back together, he's not in the mood as much as he used to be and I don't know what it is. He says that-

11:46 Adam Hold on. What's going on back there? Cash register or something?

11:49 Caller No, I'm playing a game on my phone.

11:51 Adam Oh, okay.

11:52 Drew On your phone?

11:54 Adam I think she's playing like some Game Boy thing.

11:57 Drew But she said it was on the phone.

11:59 Adam I think she's on the phone. Should we get that straightened out before- Yeah.

12:02 A lot of the games come on phones now.

12:05 Adam Hey, Stacey?

12:05 Caller Yeah.

12:06 Adam You're playing a game on your phone?

12:08 Caller Well, I'm on my house phone, but I was playing a game on my cell phone.

12:12 Adam Oh, okay. All right. Hey, Stacey?

12:14 Caller Yeah.

12:14 Adam I do know the answer to this and so does Drew.

12:17 Caller Okay.

12:17 Adam But hang on. We got to play some Donkey Kong, bitch. Jesus Christ. People never get tired of insulting me, do they, Drew?

12:28 Drew Well, you've been a little crabby lately. You're easily insulted.

12:33 Adam How much time do you think this Stacey logs on national radio shows?

12:38 Drew You can remember these guys, though, kids that age, kids, young people are used to doing computer and phone. It's like, if you're on the phone, they got to be doing something on the computer.

12:44 Adam That's fine. But how much time do you talk? How many times do you get to ask Dr. Drew your question? You really got to play video game during the part where you're asking the question. Do you know what I'm saying?

12:55 Drew I hear you.

12:56 Adam Do you think she gets time to play that during the day?

13:00 Drew No.

13:00 Adam Okay. Stacey, that's fine. We'll just put you on hold for a little bit. We'll get back with you.

13:06 Drew You're talking about your tough love program.

13:08 Adam It works. Martin?

13:09 Yes.

13:10 Adam You're 22?

13:11 Caller I am 22.

13:12 Adam What's up?

13:12 Caller What's going on, guys? Hey. Actually, I just need a little advice, actually. Okay. My ex-girlfriend, 17, and she's epileptic and she's allergic to a bunch of just different things, like just crazy different stuff. I'm sorry.

13:36 Drew Oh, man. It's one of them nights, isn't it?

13:40 Adam We're having, what have we taken, four or five calls?

13:43 Drew All bad. Not bad calls, but all wayward.

13:48 Adam Yeah. What's the definition of wayward? Lost?

13:51 Drew I'll tell you in a second.

13:53 Adam I'm sort of lost in a bad way. Troublesome?

13:57 Drew Troublesome, yeah. Off the path of troublesome.

14:00 Adam Yeah. Someone who has drifted away or taken a turn.

14:07 Caller Yeah, go ahead.

14:08 Adam Drew can look up words so fast, by the way.

14:11 Drew Falling, following one's own capricious, wanton or depraved inclination.

14:16 Adam That's them.

14:17 Drew Capricious. Can I look up capricious?

14:19 Adam Yeah, look up capricious, please. Yeah, please look those up. We'll go to the next call. All right, so Martin has to hang on for a minute because he used the S word on the air. Casually, I might add.

14:30 Caller Unacceptable.

14:32 Adam Michael?

14:32 Drew It really kind of slipped out. You got to hand it to him.

14:34 Right.

14:34 Adam You're 26. Please save us.

14:37 Caller Yes.

14:38 Drew All right, Michael.

14:39 Caller My question to you was, I saw in magazines how they've got penis enlargement pills. And I want to know if they work, and can they be dangerous to my body?

14:49 Drew Well, here's the first thing you got. What's that?

14:51 Caller I have two questions. That was my first one.

14:53 Drew All right. Well, the first thing you got to remember is that if it's in an advertisement, it must be true. People cannot advertise if it's not substantiated in scientific fact. In fact, that's true of headlines. That's true of news reporting. That's true of commercials. It must be true.

15:08 Adam Politicians.

15:09 Drew Politicians must be true. So, I guess it's true. And of course, they cannot be harmful, or else they could not possibly market these things.

15:16 Caller Right.

15:17 Drew Look.

15:17 Caller Okay, my next question.

15:18 Drew Wait, look. It's total adulterated BS. Whether or not they're harmful, I'd be curious to know what they are, but I doubt that they would take that liability of actually having something harmful.

15:29 Adam It's a sad and bizarre trend, but I'm hearing lots and lots of commercials for stuff to enlarge penises, and enlarge brass, and it's all done through a pill, and none of it works, and it's all nonsense, and it's not going to work anyway.

15:44 Drew Originally, that was hair. I heard that was everything was going to grow your hair.

15:48 Adam Right.

15:48 Caller Right.

15:49 Adam All right. So, Michael, forget it.

15:51 Caller Okay. My next question was, I've just started weightlifting maybe this last year, and a lot of my friends are using workout supplements like Hydroxycut and similar products like that, and I don't want to try it because the way I see it is if you live to be 80 years old, your heart's going to be pumping nonstop for 80 years, and you take all these supplements and it's supposed to speed up your metabolism, so you burn fat, but isn't that going to make your heart work harder?

16:20 You pansy.

16:21 Drew Well, it's not that simple, unfortunately. The things that accelerate metabolism probably increase the sheer forces on vessels. They alter the function of an organ system that literally lines the inside of your vessels, the endothelium. It may affect the health of the heart muscle, not so much by speeding it up, but changing the forces on it. So the conclusion is right. It's not going to be good for you, but the method, the reason that happens is kind of complicated. So, yeah, you're not going to make yourself healthier by taking stimulants. It's not going to happen.

16:54 Adam Your heart pumps two swimming pools worth of blood every 11 seconds. I like when people toss out crazy. Crazy. Like, I can't argue with you facts. It's cool, but yet I'm over it immediately. Do you know that if you took your lower and upper intestine, inflate it, and tied it like a rope, you could repel down a four-story building?

17:22 Drew You know my favorite one? My favorite one is about HIV and Hepatitis B. To help you understand the concentration of one in the blood versus the other, if you take a syringe full, basically a test tube full of HIV infected blood, and dilute it in a quart of liquid, and then draw it back out and inject it into somebody, the chances of getting the disease is very slight, essentially zero.

17:44 Adam Right.

17:44 Drew On the other hand, if you take a drop of blood with someone with Hepatitis B and put it in a swimming pool, and draw that same amount back out, inject it, you're going to give the disease most of the time.

17:52 Adam Now, is the swimming pool filled with other blood, or do you just go down, walk down to the bottom?

17:56 Drew Is it Olympic swimming pool, or which hotel?

18:00 Adam Is it the Sands, or is it one of those little dives off the strip?

18:03 Drew Or just a little kiddie pool. These are always funny.

18:07 Adam Wow. I never believe it, but okay.

18:09 Drew But the point that's a very inaccurate rendition, but it's trying to dramatize how dilute HIV is in the blood, so it's hard to get it, and hepatitis B is highly infectious because the virus is around. And I'm talking of tonight, I had a good night's sleep. What confounds things even more with HIV is that as the disease progresses, no, it's not time.

18:28 Adam You're going on the blow?

18:29 Drew No blow, just some speed. And the HIV concentration goes up as the disease progresses. The virus starts being produced more densely, and you're more infectious later in the disease.

18:41 Caller All right, good times, keep that in mind.

18:42 Drew Martin's back. Yeah, we have Martin.

18:45 Caller Hello?

18:46 Adam Martin?

18:46 Caller Hey, I'm sorry about that, guys.

18:47 Adam That's okay, go ahead.

18:49 Caller I apologize.

18:49 Adam So, you had a 17-year-old girlfriend.

18:51 Caller Yeah, she's epileptic, and I'm wondering, because I tell my friends, and they're like, well, Martin, you're a real jerk for breaking up with her because she has epilepsy, but I mean...

19:02 Drew When was the last time she had a seizure?

19:04 Caller It was, she had a seizure on her six-month anniversary, which really, really scared me.

19:08 Drew But so she has them like once a year or something, right?

19:10 Caller I'm sorry?

19:11 Drew She has them once a year.

19:12 Caller No, no, no, no, probably more frequent than that.

19:14 Drew Twice a year?

19:16 Caller Maybe three or four times. All right.

19:18 Drew And so because she has seizures three times a year, you're supposed to lie about your feelings to her? Doesn't make sense. Not great logic.

19:29 Adam What happens when she has a seizure?

19:33 Caller She shakes and her eyes roll in the back of her head. It's real scary because I've never seen anyone have a seizure before, a bit besides her. I mean, it was just so, so scary.

19:45 Drew It was dramatic.

19:45 Caller There's like, I mean, there's like knowing that there's nothing I can do, you know, while she's, you know.

19:50 Adam What did you do when she had her seizure?

19:52 Caller I set her down in my, in my lap. I put her head in my lap and I am, I massaged her jaw so she wouldn't, I mean.

20:02 Adam Open up, baby. You ain't gonna remember a thing.

20:05 Caller So, um.

20:07 Adam Smooth. And that anniversary, why not?

20:10 Caller Yeah.

20:10 Adam You got her a box of candy. You deserve something.

20:13 Caller And I mean, that really scared me. And I don't know, that's probably maybe.

20:16 Adam Right. Now, listen, why, why put your wallet in her mouth so she doesn't ball, you know, swallow her tongue? Why not something else?

20:24 Drew That's not a nice, uh, drama to zoom in.

20:30 Adam Put her head in my lap, started to... I gave her a wine cooler, started massaging her jaw so she'd open it up, you know, flipped her over.

20:40 Caller Yeah.

20:42 Adam Best goddamn seizure I ever had. Okay, so what, Drew?

20:47 Drew He should be honest about his feelings, that's all. Just because she has seizure disorder doesn't mean...

20:51 Adam Well, she's 17, too.

20:53 Drew Yeah, that's...

20:53 Adam Martin, you're 22.

20:54 Caller Yeah.

20:55 Adam She's 17.

20:56 Caller Yeah.

20:56 Adam That's a big difference.

20:57 Caller Yeah.

20:58 Drew That's what you should be, she was ashamed of that.

20:59 Caller Yeah.

20:59 Drew Not that you're breaking up with her.

21:00 Adam Big five years there.

21:02 Caller Plus, I was her first, so...

21:04 Adam Okay, well, you won't be her last. You break up with her, she said, you know what, she in the 11th grade or something?

21:09 Caller No, actually she goes to community college with me right now.

21:13 Adam Worse. And plus... Less education going on there than the 11th grade.

21:16 Drew Yeah, but she's 17.

21:18 Adam Okay.

21:18 Caller Well, she'll be 18 in like a few months, like two months, three months. I mean, and plus like I get like, I don't know why.

21:24 Drew Just for the sake of entertainment. When is her birthday? Just let's get that.

21:27 Caller Why? Okay.

21:29 Drew When is her birthday? What month?

21:30 Caller April.

21:31 Drew April. February, March, April. I have four months. Two months, three months, four months.

21:35 Adam That's good, please. She'll be 18. Well, I'll be 18. Drew, Drew, your kids will be 18 one day.

21:43 Drew A couple of months, years, decades.

21:45 Adam Right. Listen, Martin, sorry. Life's hard. Everyone goes through this. It sounds like you're a pretty decent guy, but you'd be doing more harm by living a lie. Yeah. All right?

21:59 Drew Her seizure disorder is a relatively mild disability.

22:04 Adam Yeah. Can it kill you?

22:05 Drew Yeah. Bad, bad seizure disorder. But it's kind of peculiar that she's still, I mean, these days you'll be able to control most seizure disorders. Okay.

22:13 Adam Now, let's see. Who do we got over here?

22:15 Drew It's back to Stacey.

22:16 Adam Stacey?

22:17 Drew Do you watch Sex and the City at all?

22:19 Adam Yes. Yes, I do watch that.

22:19 Drew Did you see this recently what's happening?

22:22 Adam The last one? Yeah.

22:23 Drew Most recently.

22:24 Adam I did not see the one.

22:25 Drew I wrote an article for TV Guide and I was totally convinced that, I kind of think Amanda's gay, and I was convinced that there was going to be much more gay action in this thing.

22:34 Adam Wait, which one's Amanda?

22:36 Drew The one that's pregnant now.

22:37 Adam Oh, the red haired one? Yeah.

22:39 Drew What the hell is she having con with those other three?

22:40 Adam Yeah, she got that short hair.

22:43 Drew But why is she with those other three? There's just no reason. How dare you? Unless she's sort of...

22:47 Adam Well, she's with those three like they do the beer commercials. Since when you got the black guy, the Chinese guy, the Mexican guy and the Eskimo sitting around playing cards? People think, and as long as they're the same age, it's cool. Look, I like the brother man, I like the Eskimo man, I like the Latino man, but when I play cards, it's five white guys. And I'm guessing when a black guy plays cards, it's five black guys. Doesn't mean he's racist. Those are where he hangs out, those are his friends.

23:15 Drew Well, and these are, I can see why carry.

23:16 Adam But they need one of everything.

23:18 Drew Yeah, right. Well, yeah. And it kind of, and even the way they've written it, they've written it kind of brilliantly. The other three, I kind of get why they hang out, but this one was like, what the hell? I started looking at it critically, I think, what is she in there for? And now this season, they opened with tremendous amounts of interaction with the same sex and homosexual stuff, and I was writing about this for this TV Guide article, and they write, TV Guide notifies me, not really TV Guide material. We can't really say the gay stuff unless we know that's what's gonna happen. Now I'm pissed.

23:49 Adam Yeah, that is ridiculous.

23:51 Drew I was able to say stuff.

23:52 Adam Why do they want an article on sex in the city?

23:54 Drew A bunch of pussies. Yeah. It was interesting, because nobody ever really looks at it for what it really is. The article count pretty good.

24:01 Adam Okay, but, okay.

24:02 Drew It was a new season. It was a new season for them. It was part of their day of their new season.

24:06 Adam Okay.

24:06 Drew Are their relationships gonna make it kind of thing?

24:08 Adam Yeah, all right. You realize it's not documentary.

24:12 Drew It's well written, though.

24:14 Adam I know, but we should speculate on whether people whose names aren't the same as they are when they're off stage and have different husbands and live in different places. We all got to sit around and speculate about how the season's gonna turn out for them.

24:27 Drew It's like talking about fictional character. People analyze fiction instead of true.

24:31 Adam I don't understand that. I mean, listen, I like the show and I enjoy the show, but I don't care who's supposed to be a lesbian unless they are in real life. I don't care who gets married unless they get married in real life. Even then, I don't care.

24:44 Drew If something is really well written, it should ring true. It should be close to reality. This was that if it is close to reality, here's how it should go.

24:51 Adam Drew writing articles for Sex in the City. Man show is on tonight, by the way. I forgot about that one. Good times. I think we play golf. We got to take ourselves a little break when we come back. Stacey, who was playing with her Nintendo, she's going to have to sit on hold just a little while longer. We'll take another tantalizing call after this.

25:16 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

25:50 Adam Yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Okay, let's pop back to the phones there, Drew, and start earning our keep.

26:04 Drew Are you getting a pre-Super Bowl depression?

26:08 Adam No.

26:09 Drew Is football grinds to an end? Are you getting depressed yet?

26:13 Adam It is a difficult part of life for me.

26:17 Drew Think about that. Super Bowl football will end, man show will kick in, production. Oh my God, you'll have to work. Oh, Adam, so sorry.

26:26 Adam I'll tell you, I've gotten over my Sunday Night Blues. I used to be miserable every Sunday night.

26:32 Drew Me too.

26:33 Adam Just painfully miserable.

26:35 Drew This show gets you over that.

26:37 Adam Is that what it is?

26:37 Drew Yeah, I've been doing this show so long on Sunday nights that I can barely remember having those blues, but yes, I had them on Sunday night chronically.

26:45 Adam Sunday night, when I was a student, meant Monday morning I was going to show up with some paper. I didn't write. Some homework I did not review or some studying that was not done for a test that was going to go on on Monday. Never, ever, ever did it. And it was always depressing Sunday night when I realized I was going to have to head back to school. Then after that, when I got into my miserable work, it was just a press Sunday night because a horrible, horrible week was starting. And that just continued. Even, even, even when I wasn't miserable with my work, I would just be miserable Sunday nights and I was always miserable when football season ended. Okay. I'm going to the Super Bowl this year, though.

27:24 Drew Are you?

27:24 Adam Yeah.

27:25 Drew For sure?

27:26 Adam Yep.

27:26 Drew Nice.

27:27 Caller Yeah.

27:29 Adam Michael?

27:30 Caller Yes?

27:30 Adam You're 16?

27:31 Caller Yeah.

27:32 Adam You cannot.

27:32 Caller First off, I've got to say, listening to the show since 6th grade, I love it.

27:38 Drew You're not addicted to crack or heroin or anything?

27:40 Caller I promise you I'm not.

27:41 Drew Thank you.

27:41 Adam Not yet.

27:42 Caller Ready to show on the radio.

27:44 Adam Thanks, buddy.

27:45 Caller But anyways, I was having sex with my girlfriend last week and it was our first time. I don't know, just halfway through, I just lost my erection.

27:56 Drew Was that your first time ever or just first time with her?

27:58 Caller Yeah, it was both our first time.

27:59 Drew There is a, this is a hard thing to document, but apparently many men experienced this their first time out. And it doesn't mean a damn thing. It really doesn't.

28:09 Caller Well, we tried it a second time though, and it just went limp again.

28:14 Drew Doesn't mean you're going to have future problems. It's a common thing first time out.

28:19 Adam Drew's laughing by the way and holding a sign up saying Lose it. Limp.

28:23 Caller Damn it, Drew.

28:24 Drew No, Michael, it's really it.

28:26 Adam Well, how long into it did you lose it?

28:29 Caller I'd say about six minutes.

28:31 Drew No, not bad.

28:34 Adam Well, was it really six? Was it two full songs?

28:38 Caller I don't know. We weren't listening to music, guy.

28:40 Adam Yeah, buddy. No, I know what you're saying, man. I mean, when I'm getting it on, I don't listen to music. Wait a minute. That's actually the one thing you could actually do.

28:50 Caller You know what, though?

28:51 Adam What?

28:51 Caller Because there's two reasons I think that it might have happened. I've been taking Mo Butrin.

28:57 Drew Oh, well, Butrin is not common. I guess it could, but that's not a common side effect from Mo Butrin.

29:03 Adam What's number two?

29:05 Caller Oh, God. She has a butt hole.

29:07 Drew Oh, there we go. Let's just enjoy him enjoying his ass here.

29:14 Adam That was interesting. That was a bogus call, but it had an interesting kind of twist to it.

29:20 Drew I was beginning to think bogus, because I mean, he kept pushing. You don't understand. You don't understand.

29:23 Adam No, I didn't get that part. I got it. He had a little bit of a jackoff thing going for him because he was like, hey, dude. Yeah, he slid in like a Drew, sort of like a guy, Guy Dude Bro.

29:36 Drew Want to talk to him some more?

29:37 Adam Would you meet my friend Guy Dude Bro? No.

29:40 Drew No.

29:41 Adam No. Good timing.

29:42 Drew Where's that girl who goes, no. No.

29:45 Adam All righty. Drew?

29:46 Drew You don't have that one?

29:47 Adam You ready to keep rolling?

29:48 Drew No. There she is.

29:49 Adam No.

29:50 Yes.

29:52 Adam Stacey? No. You're 19? Have you put away your video game?

29:57 Caller Yes, I have.

29:58 Adam Okay.

29:59 Caller Yes.

30:00 Adam What's your question?

30:01 Caller Okay. Well, me and my boyfriend, I've been together for two years. And he doesn't want to have sex as often as he used to. And I don't know if it's something with me or-

30:11 Drew You'd broken up for a while, right?

30:13 Caller Yeah, for like a month and a half.

30:15 Drew And how long have you been back together?

30:18 Caller Two months.

30:19 Drew And before that month and a half break, were things chucking along normally?

30:23 Caller Yeah.

30:24 Drew How often were you having sex before?

30:26 Caller Almost every day, just about every day.

30:28 Drew And how about now?

30:29 Caller Every couple days.

30:31 Drew Like every other day?

30:33 Caller Yeah.

30:33 Drew Does he-

30:35 Adam That's much of a difference?

30:36 Drew Yeah, it's not so much.

30:37 Adam Wait, hold on a second. How often were you having sex before? Almost every day. And now what's it to? It's like every, every couple of days?

30:48 Drew Every other day, yeah.

30:49 Adam It's like, almost every day to me means five, possibly six days a week. And every couple of days means three.

30:59 Drew Down 50 percent here. Be fair.

31:02 Adam Yeah, I mean, it's a drop-off, but it's not what we normally hear.

31:05 Drew Yeah, it's not from three to five down to zero.

31:08 Adam Right. Stacey?

31:10 Caller Yeah.

31:10 Adam It doesn't sound like a big drop-off.

31:12 Caller No, I guess, I mean, it's not really, but I'm, for some reason, I'm, I always want to do it now, and he doesn't, he's always just like, oh, no.

31:20 Adam Well, why did you guys break up?

31:23 Caller He just wanted space. I don't know. He didn't want to be in a serious relationship that we were in at the time.

31:30 Drew And why'd you get back together?

31:31 Caller Because he said he made a mistake.

31:33 Adam He couldn't get laid.

31:34 Drew Yeah, exactly.

31:35 Adam Guys think they can get laid, especially when they're- how old is this guy?

31:38 Caller He's 19.

31:39 Adam Yeah, 19-year-old guys. Listen, all you 19-year-olds who are currently getting laid consistently because you have girlfriends, don't think you're getting laid. You're nothing out on the open market. You're nothing. There's no place for a 19-year-old guy. 17-year-old guy has a better chance of getting laid because he's in high school.

31:56 Drew He's a senior in high school.

31:57 Adam Right. And you 19-year-old guys who aren't in college and who are working are really effed. You get nothing. There's nothing around for you. What's he do?

32:07 Caller Actually, nothing really. We just graduated high school in June and he doesn't know what he wants to do. He doesn't go to college. He just works.

32:16 Adam Yeah. What's he do for a living?

32:19 Caller Well, he was selling timeshares.

32:22 Adam Yeah. He's really not getting laid. That's the thing. He's got no place to find tail.

32:27 Drew What does he say?

32:28 Caller Even when we broke up for that month and a half or so, he did get laid by-

32:35 Adam He did?

32:35 Caller Yeah. By the-

32:36 Adam Old friend, old girlfriend? Some friend, somebody he knew?

32:40 Caller Yeah. With his ex-girlfriend actually.

32:42 Adam Yeah. That's why I said ex-girlfriend.

32:43 Drew What if he's still with her?

32:45 Caller No. No, no, no. I've talked to her.

32:47 Adam Now, that is actually your only alternative is to go nail someone you've nailed in the past.

32:53 Drew Stacey talked to her.

32:55 Adam How'd that go, baby?

32:56 Caller Not so good at first. When I first found out about it, I was really pissed.

33:00 Adam Yeah.

33:02 Caller But then, I mean, we weren't together.

33:05 Adam Yeah.

33:05 Caller I mean, I was mad about it, but I'm not really.

33:08 Drew How'd that conversation go? What'd you say to her?

33:11 Adam Dear skank whore. Yeah.

33:14 Caller A lot of not nice stuff.

33:15 Adam Hey, Stacey. You got a little energy for chaos, right?

33:20 Caller Yeah.

33:20 Adam What's up with that? Why can't you relax a little bit?

33:23 Caller I don't know. I'm an upbeat person. I don't know. And I'm really happy to talk to you guys.

33:28 Adam Well, we're happy to hear from you. And thank you, sweetheart. You have no problems.

33:34 Drew No, he doesn't mean upbeat. He means that you look for drama.

33:38 Caller Oh, I do?

33:38 Caller Yeah.

33:40 Caller Yeah. Because he, I don't know. See, I sort of think that like, I'm so in love. I don't know what's wrong with me.

33:46 Drew Okay. At least you're kind of aware that there is something up.

33:50 Caller Yeah.

33:50 Adam Okay. All I'm saying is, is when you're 19, you use your energy to sort of channel all your energy. And it's too much stress on the relationship. Here's what I mean. When you get older, tell me if you agree or disagree with this. And Anne, you can chime in. Or anybody from the Peanut Gallery.

34:12 Caller No.

34:13 Adam When you get older, you can segment your life. You have your work, you have your career, your kids or your hobbies or your friends, and then you have your relationship. But you don't put so much stress. Your relationship can only hold so much weight. And you try not to channel all the stuff that was meant for all the other facets of your life over that bridge because it won't take the weight. Right. But when you're 19, everything goes there.

34:38 Drew Yes.

34:38 Adam All the energy ends up in the relationship. And the other person's energy, all their energy ends up in the relationship, too. And it always folds because it's too much weight for it.

34:48 Drew Yeah. True.

34:50 Adam So I don't know why people do that. You get older now. You don't put that kind of stress on your relationship.

35:01 Drew Part of that is experience. Right. Knowing what is and is not real in a relationship.

35:06 Adam But also-

35:06 Drew Part of it is balance. Just learning how to balance and being able to know what is and isn't good for a relationship.

35:10 Adam But there's also just a ton of energy that you had back then that you don't have anymore that all pours into the other person.

35:19 Drew Yeah. For men, some of that I think is biological. I think that testosterone level drops a little bit and you're not thinking about-

35:25 Adam Right.

35:25 Drew You know.

35:26 Adam No. You don't do that. Let's go through the yearbook. Who's this dude? Who's this guy? Oh, right. Oh, oh, I see. Oh, oh, I see. You're saying just because his name starts with a C and your name starts with a C, he's next to you in the yearbook and you don't know this dude. Well, I don't buy that. Why would he be next to you?

35:48 Drew Where is he now?

35:49 Adam I don't know. He's like in the 11th grade. My name is Carson and his name is Coletti. So we were next to each other. Yeah. Right. Right. Let me look back. Let me flip a few pages.

36:02 Drew I thought I could handle this, but no, man, I can't.

36:05 Adam What is this? Have a cool summer. I'll talk to you soon. Mark. Who's Mark? I never heard about Mark. Yeah. Right. He put his phone number there. Bet you called it. What if we called him up? She said, I don't know. It was 11 years ago.

36:21 Caller Yeah.

36:22 Caller Right.

36:24 Caller You're Kokor.

36:26 Drew Yeah. You lose all that energy. Here's what it translates into. What's on TV?

36:38 Adam Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. One more call before we go to break. This is Jason is dirty. Jason.

36:45 Hey, what's going on, Adam?

36:47 Adam What's up there?

36:49 Basically, I have a question for Dr. Drew.

36:51 Drew Yeah.

36:51 Just came back from the island of Fiji and they drink a drink called Cava.

36:56 Drew Cava root.

36:57 Yeah. And I went to one of the local houses and slams. I had about 10 cups of this stuff. It comes out of half of a coconut shell.

37:06 Drew Great.

37:07 Caller And you got to throw it down. It's like you're doing shots.

37:11 Drew Right. It'll give you about the same level of intoxication too.

37:15 Caller What is it actually do to you? It's a- I brought a bunch of it back.

37:19 Drew Yeah. It actually is-

37:20 Caller I'm not going to partake with it with a bunch of my friends. I just want to make sure that I don't end up with a Jonestown situation.

37:26 Drew I have not seen any acute medical complications from Kava. I do believe it to be addictive. It's a GABA-ergic drug. It behaves very similar to Valium, Valium-like chemicals. I've seen some problems with Kava.

37:40 Adam Well, don't they sell that Kava extract at the dietary store?

37:44 Drew Yeah, you see it here and there. It is not harmless. It is a pharmacologic agent. We may yet see liver problems and whatnot from it, but I have not.

37:52 Adam All right. By the way, Jonestown reference was for Jim Jones, a cult leader who killed all his disciples via some poison punch. Yeah. What was his group? The people's?

38:06 Caller Oh, God.

38:08 Adam What was Jim Jones' group? He had a crazy name.

38:11 Drew Old something.

38:12 Adam I don't know. They were living in Uganda or something.

38:16 Drew I've actually been looking a lot into cult stuff lately. You know why?

38:20 Adam Why?

38:20 Drew Because of the-

38:20 Adam Are you going to join in what?

38:22 Drew The Bin Laden thing is such a cult. Having met Castro when I did it all, it all smacked of cult to me. So I started looking into it. I started thinking, you know what?

38:29 Caller Even the Marines are like a cult. Yeah.

38:31 Drew Except there's no crazy leader and that's when cults go bad. When there's some individual who cast his or her spell.

38:39 Adam Anytime you're going to need a group of people to act as one and possibly give their life up for the name of whatever.

38:47 Drew You have to subjugate the self to the whole.

38:50 Caller Motivate.

38:51 Adam That's right. Semper Fi.

38:54 Drew Semper Fi.

38:55 Caller Motivate. Hurrah.

38:57 Drew Hurrah.

38:58 Adam You need that. I mean, you gotta have that. It's like, it's, you know, I spent all weekend watching football. You gotta put the same uniform on, man, because those are your fatigues. You're going to war and you're asking guys to put their bodies on the line and it's the same with the same with the cults. I mean, not the team.

39:20 Drew The cults will get a weird.

39:21 Adam Not the Indianapolis cults. They didn't make the playoff.

39:23 Drew I understand. But the leader has his own needs that are, have become the diabolical source of direction for the group, so.

39:30 Adam It'll be an interesting expansion team name, the cults, C-U-L-T-S.

39:34 Drew The cult. I was just the cult. It has a little more rock and roll feel to it then.

39:39 Adam Yeah. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break when we come back. Drew, where are you going?

39:44 Drew I'm going to go see if I can get some of these off the screen and get some nice new calls.

39:48 Adam All right. Clean in house, but back with a fresh load after this. Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, Drew's looking his chops. Wants to speak to young Veronica. Set her straight.

40:42 Drew That's right.

40:43 Adam Break her heart.

40:43 Drew And what it is, I'm awake. I've been having a slap slap for like three weeks in a row.

40:47 Adam A little fart going here.

40:49 Drew That is not a little fart. I got news for you.

40:51 Adam That was medium.

40:53 Drew Yeah.

40:53 Adam Yeah.

40:53 Drew That was of the usual, the bouquet, which can really do some serious damage, but not with the same intensity, the volume. Does that mean something more is coming?

41:03 Adam Could be, could be.

41:04 Drew Because that bouquet is a rare bouquet of yours. And when it comes, man, watch out.

41:08 Adam That was my six Heparvison and four Gin and Tonic fart from the Supercross last night.

41:15 Drew It's about three hobo power too. Oh, man.

41:21 Adam Oh, I love that stuff.

41:22 Drew See, it's gone now.

41:23 Adam Yeah, it's gone.

41:24 Drew Last time you did that, it was in the linen. We have this material wall to absorb sound a week.

41:31 Adam I know. It didn't have the volume that I like. But you know what? I'm not going to beat myself up.

41:35 Drew But you know what? It's interesting. So really, it's three hobo power. But so we've discovered a unit of intensity. We have not figured out the sort of coloration.

41:44 Adam What do you mean?

41:45 Drew I mean, that had a special bouquet, that one.

41:49 Adam I think that all falls under the heading of hobo power, which is our new unit of stink.

41:53 Caller All right.

41:54 Adam Okay. Veronica. Veronica.

42:00 Caller Yes.

42:01 Adam You're 14.

42:02 Caller Yes.

42:03 Adam You want to get back together with your boyfriend?

42:05 Caller Yes, a lot. He's much older than me and he dates older women a lot.

42:11 Drew How old is he?

42:12 Caller 16, almost 17. And I'm only 14 and I just turned 14 about a week or so ago. And I was the first girl that he dated that was young. Like usually he dates older girls and like I really just need him back in my life. Like, but I don't know how to go about it.

42:29 Adam Well, hold on. How long ago did you guys break up?

42:33 Caller Like about a month ago, but like we stayed really good friends. And he says he wants like one night stands and he wants us to get closer.

42:41 Drew Oh, by having one night stand?

42:43 Caller Well, I'm not sure.

42:45 Adam Once one night stands with you or just in general? No, with me. And he dates a lot of girls?

42:53 Caller No, he doesn't. He doesn't date a lot, but he dates older women and he was scared to get in a relationship with me because I was young, but it worked out really good. But I broke it off.

43:02 Drew Why did you break it off?

43:03 Adam You broke it off.

43:04 Caller Yeah.

43:04 Drew Why?

43:05 Caller Well, I wasn't sure if it was going to work out and then I realized it wasn't.

43:09 Adam Well, the screen says he broke up with you.

43:12 Caller No, I broke up with him.

43:14 Adam Well, that's not what the screen says. The screen never lies.

43:17 Drew Listen, keep broken up.

43:19 Caller Well, it was like together but-

43:22 Drew By one night stand, what does that mean? What do you do during one night stand? Just make out or you have sex with him?

43:27 Caller Like both.

43:29 Drew Both. It's interesting.

43:31 Caller Yeah.

43:32 Drew Technically, probably, right?

43:34 Caller We both don't know how to make the relationship work. We want to be together. We just don't know.

43:39 Adam No.

43:39 Drew He wants to have one night stand. That is not someone who wants a relationship.

43:43 Adam Well, wait a minute. Why did you break up with him?

43:45 Caller Because we weren't sure what to do because, like...

43:47 Adam We?

43:48 Caller Well, yeah. Our relationship was, like, based on lies at first and, like...

43:53 Adam What kind of lies?

43:54 Caller Well, like, at first, he didn't know all about me. Like I had lied to him about a lot of things.

43:59 Drew Like what?

44:00 Caller Like my age and... .things that I've done.

44:03 Drew Like what?

44:04 Caller Oh, just with his friends and... Because that's how I met him.

44:08 Adam Oh, you had fooled around with some of his friends?

44:11 Caller Well, I had dated one of his friends.

44:13 Adam Okay. You gotta figure that's gonna get back to him eventually.

44:17 Drew I almost want to get my wallet out of this one.

44:18 Caller Wait. I don't know what to do because I told him I need to talk to him about this and I'm supposed to see him tomorrow. And I just really want to tell him that I want to be together, but I don't know what to do.

44:27 Adam Oh, why don't you tell him? Why don't you tell him?

44:31 Caller Well, I've told him a lot, actually. Actually, he's trying to decide between me and this one other girl.

44:38 Drew Oh, Mark, please, please, please.

44:41 Adam Really? Does he tell you this?

44:44 Caller Yeah. He says I don't know who and she's like 21. I mean, I don't look like I'm 14.

44:52 Drew But you are 14.

44:53 Caller Yeah.

44:53 Drew You are.

44:54 Adam You're just 14, right?

44:55 Drew And you got to get a grip on yourself. You're not in a good situation here. You need to sort of get yourself out, extract yourself.

45:04 Adam He's looking at dating a 21-year-old?

45:06 Drew Whatever. This guy's an idiot.

45:07 Caller Well, she only wanted him and he wanted her.

45:09 Drew Listen, Veronica, I know this feels like right and novel, but whatever happened to you that sets you up for an a-hole like this, it's playing out now. All right.

45:18 Adam Hang on, Veronica. Want to do some gambling?

45:20 Drew Sure.

45:20 Adam Where's daddy? That's the only question.

45:22 Drew Yeah.

45:23 Adam What's it going to be?

45:24 Drew After the break.

45:25 Adam Really?

45:25 Drew Oh, no. We have time.

45:26 Adam Yeah.

45:26 Drew All right.

45:26 Adam Where's daddy? Put the money down. I'm running a little short tonight.

45:31 Drew All right. I'll support you.

45:32 Adam Thank you.

45:35 Drew You see if you got time.

45:36 Adam Where's daddy? Oh, man. This could be anything from abusive, alcoholic dad who's fled-

45:43 Drew To a truck driver never around.

45:44 Adam To just never around dad. I'm going to go for the dad got divorced, not wholesale abuse, just doesn't seem interested. She sees him once in a while, not that interested, he gives her the feeling he could care less. He doesn't even know he has a daughter really. He may even still be in the house and feel that way. Just not around and not interested. Nicolay.

46:11 Drew Take a different tactic, captain of industry, never around.

46:15 Adam Okay. That's not that different.

46:17 Drew Yeah.

46:17 Adam Veronica?

46:18 Caller Yeah.

46:18 Adam Where's your dad?

46:21 Caller He's not close. He's not by me. He left me and my mom.

46:26 Drew When you were how old?

46:28 Caller What?

46:28 Drew When you were how old? Wait, hang on. Don't tell us. I have about three.

46:33 Adam Yeah. I had the four. I was thinking four.

46:34 Drew Four. Okay.

46:35 Caller It was when I was young.

46:36 Drew How old?

46:37 Caller Like five-ish.

46:38 Adam We would have got there. We're close.

46:39 Drew Yeah.

46:40 Adam All right. And do you have any contact with him?

46:45 Caller No. Not at all.

46:47 Adam Do you know where he lives? What city he's in? No.

46:51 Drew Do you know why he left?

46:53 Caller I don't know. Like, it didn't work out with my mom, but my mom's remarried now, so that's like my family now, and no one talks about him, and it's just plain, amazingly over.

47:01 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. Got to take a break. I don't know who won that one.

47:06 Drew We were both on it.

47:07 Adam Let's say my guy had a little closer.

47:08 Drew We both got the never-around thing.

47:10 Adam Okay. Well, we'll come back. We'll wrap up with Veronica when we get back.

47:15 Drew All right, guys, here's the deal.

47:16 Caller You looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:19 One call is all you need to make.

47:21 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:22 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:24 Drew Call the Dateline.

48:07 Adam Yeah, I like that riff. Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. That's Pennywise and the phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, we did a little gambling on 14-year-old Veronica, who's just 14, dating a guy who's like 17. He's thinking about a 21-year-old. Veronica's self-esteem is just not where it should be.

48:32 Drew And he wants to have a one-night stand with her. What does he call it, like friends with benefit kind of thing?

48:36 Adam Right.

48:37 Drew Have sex once in a while.

48:38 Adam And she's obsessed. And hey, Veronica, I'm sorry your dad abandoned you and left you with all these horrible, horrible feelings. He's a horrible guy. Don't ever try to make amends with him unless he comes back on bended knees. But you're taking all that energy and you're pouring it into this guy.

48:59 Drew You're trying to find a guy like dear old Dag, which of course, understandable, you love Dad. But.

49:04 Caller Well, no, because I had relationships before where I thought I loved him. But like, I know that I really want him back now.

49:10 Adam Right.

49:10 Drew Yeah. Well, that's what you thought. If we had talked to you during one of those previous relationships, you would have said the same thing. And the fact is, you're really trying to reconnect with the unavailable. That's the mission here is to find someone who I can't have and try to have him. Because that's what your life has been with Matt, with your dad.

49:27 Caller No, but like, none before, like, No, but no, but forget it.

49:30 Adam Well, look, I'll get this to ask him if he wants to get back together.

49:33 Drew If you don't want to lose him.

49:34 Adam But if he says anything but yes, you've got to move on, right?

49:37 Caller Well, I tried, but like, he says he's trying to decide now, but he didn't want to.

49:40 Drew Well, that was something other than yes.

49:42 Adam You tried. It didn't work. How about you moving on with your life, then?

49:46 Drew That's called going for somebody who's not available. Well, here's- That's not normal.

49:51 Adam Here's the question, Veronica. What do you want us to say? There's a guy who you claim to be in love with, yet he doesn't really want to be in a relationship with you. So what's the issue? Oh, he does.

50:03 Caller I know he does, but he's trying to decide between me and her.

50:06 Drew Yeah, you know he does, but- He doesn't know he does.

50:10 Adam Who's going to tell him he does? Should I tell him?

50:13 Caller Well, I've been telling him, but he says, well, what about her? And I was like, well, why don't you just leave her alone?

50:19 Adam Where were these guys, by the way? Where did the guys get the balls at age 17 to- Well, babe, I got a 17-year-old who's pretty hot. And she wants me to. 21-year-old. Yeah, 21. Yeah, I mean, we could get back together. But what about her? What about Alicia? She's hot. She's 21.

50:34 Drew So he's looking for action.

50:36 Adam Yeah, I mean, really? Can he really have these open discussions about what about her? I mean, can he just, I mean, you know, don't you just do that? I got a few things to sort out. Let me get back to you.

50:46 Drew Yeah, this is not what about her. This is, I told you, I can't get in a relationship. What about her?

50:51 Adam Veronica, Veronica, Veronica. There's nothing we can do to talk you out of this. Everybody who's listening understands what's going on with you. Many of us have been there before. And it's almost a rite of passage. It's just something you have to get through. But she's not. We're telling you the truth. You're not accepting the truth. You're not accepting the truth from him, which you want to get back in a relationship. And he doesn't. And by the way, that part about you breaking up with him, I'm not so sure about that part.

51:21 Caller Well, we broke up a couple of times.

51:23 Drew We? Yeah, probably she broke it off finally because he became so ridiculously abusive towards her. You know, it was so ungratifying that she finally said, screw you.

51:31 Adam You can't just find a nice 15-year-old dude who's going to love you back.

51:36 Caller Well, I've dated a bunch of guys, but it's like they're not like everything I want.

51:40 Adam Right. This guy's everything you'd want in a man, right?

51:43 Caller Well, no, thinking he's going to go out with this angel girl. And she just, like, bothers me.

51:49 Adam Okay. All right. Hey, baby. Look, there's nothing we can do. Here's the deal. Don't get pregnant.

51:56 Drew Right.

51:56 Adam And don't get any venereal diseases.

51:59 Caller That was one of the things he says. He's like, well, we can fool around, and then my decision might be made.

52:03 Drew Yeah.

52:04 Adam Okay. Listen. Hey, Veronica, you're not going to listen to a goddamn thing I tell you. Here's what I'm on. Damage Patrol with you. Just don't get pregnant. Do not get pregnant. And don't get any venereal diseases. And don't kill yourself. And if you can accomplish those three simple goals and make it to 18, you'll be way ahead of where I fear you'll be. Listen, talking to Veronica about not going out with this guy is like you talking to your cat when you're taking it to the vet.

52:34 Drew Right. It really is.

52:35 Adam Yeah. You're trying to explain to the cat, this is good. You have worms. You don't understand.

52:40 Drew Relax.

52:40 Adam Meanwhile, you're trying to stuff the thing in a crate and it's just a ball of fur and nails. You know what I'm saying?

52:46 Drew Oh, yeah. I just got a good whack.

52:49 Adam From your cat?

52:49 Drew No, from Veronica.

52:51 Adam From Veronica. Yeah. But here's my point. At this point, it's not even worth trying to have the discussion with your cat. Your job is to make sure the cat safely gets in the crate and go get a shot.

53:02 Drew Yeah.

53:03 Adam You don't have to get into the discussion.

53:04 Drew But we didn't even get into the birth control discussion with her, which she needs.

53:08 Adam Look, I was going to say she was smart enough, but she knows people. She talks to other people. She knows.

53:17 Drew Yes.

53:18 Adam She knows about birth control. Just don't get pregnant. And just please try to get involved with reality. And again, if her father is listening, please just do the dignified thing and fall on a barbecue skewer. Please. Just take one of those barbecue skewers. The ones that.

53:39 Drew There's a little more white trash we can give them.

53:41 Adam Yeah. That sounds a little dignified.

53:42 Caller Yeah. Yeah. All right.

53:43 Adam Once you just cram like an M 200 up your ass, just blow yourself up that way. And all you screwed up, guys, when you screw with your young girls like that, they're a mess. That's it. That's it. Not only not only do they get horrible, horrible, neglectful or abusive daddy, but then they just get a whole life of idiots, depression and just world class a-holes, just prey on them for the rest of their life. So enjoy that while you're trying to get to bed tonight. All you guys who have daughters out there.

54:14 Drew So the Royal Tanabombs today.

54:16 Adam Yeah.

54:16 Drew And there was a pretty good rendition of that. The Gwyneth Paltrow character.

54:21 Adam Right.

54:21 Drew Yeah.

54:22 Adam Yeah. That wasn't so impressed by that movie.

54:26 Drew I like it because quirky and uncomfortable and interesting.

54:29 Adam Yeah. They had that.

54:31 Drew Yeah.

54:31 Adam I think this is a movie that people are supposed to like.

54:34 Drew It reminded me of being John Malkovich. It's just interesting.

54:37 Adam Yeah. But being John Malkovich was a much better film.

54:40 Drew Yes.

54:41 Adam Much. It wasn't that close. I mean, being John Malkovich was quite a bit better than the Royal Tan and Bugs.

54:49 Drew In terms of it being so creative and weird. Well, that was pretty good.

54:53 Adam Yeah. But it didn't have much story to it or anything. I mean, it was decent. It was quirky.

54:58 Caller Yeah. Quirky and uncomfortable.

54:59 Adam But you know what? I think movies get by. Some of these movies get by on being quirky.

55:04 Drew You know what I always appreciate is when they're complex characters and accurate. I'm so used to BS and dramatization. I bought all of it. It made sense.

55:15 Adam Yeah. But what about little kids wearing the same color sweat suits every day and the guy dressing like a tennis star, wearing the headband.

55:25 Drew Well, visually it was a little weird. Yeah.

55:26 Adam I mean, it wasn't true in that sense.

55:29 Drew All right.

55:29 Adam Julie?

55:31 Caller Hello?

55:31 Adam Yeah.

55:33 Caller Yeah. On Thursday, I discovered that I had these pimple-like bumps on the outer part of my vagina and my butt.

55:42 Drew How many?

55:44 Caller There were like three or four on my vagina and like two on my butt.

55:49 Drew Are you overweight?

55:50 Caller No, I'm not. I am a virgin.

55:53 Drew These are like Adam has experienced.

55:55 Adam No wonder.

55:56 Drew Carbuncles. They're basically like zits. Pearly penile papules. No, not pearly penile papules. There are various glands around the vagina that can get infected and sort of be zit-like. But if you get around to the rear end area, that's usually just folliculitis and carbuncles.

56:12 Adam You get a little moisture. You get some hair follicles gone.

56:15 Caller So should I get it from like messing around a lot like that with my boyfriend?

56:19 Drew Well, are you having intercourse?

56:20 Caller No, I'm not having intercourse, but like other things like oral.

56:24 Drew You're having oral sex? Yeah. Herpes and things like that doesn't look like pimples particularly.

56:30 Caller Because it doesn't itch and there's no discharge or whatever. I've seen pictures and stuff of them like going crazy looking at pictures and stuff.

56:37 Adam Yeah, no, you're fine.

56:38 Drew I wonder if it's a molesting contagion or something.

56:42 Adam You know what I don't understand, Drew?

56:44 Caller What, Adam?

56:45 Adam I've had zits, I've had ingrown hairs, I've had carbuncles in my day.

56:52 Drew Nice thought. Let me just take that in for a second.

56:55 Adam Picture a zit on top of an ingrown hair, on top of a carbuncle.

56:59 Drew Not your neck or your face.

57:01 Adam In the ass. Okay. And, you know, scrotum sack, what have you.

57:06 Caller Oh.

57:11 Adam What is it about me? I'm not that smart a guy. I have almost no education, but I never looked at it and went, Oh my God, what is this? This could be a disease. This has got to be. That just looks like a zit. I mean, we've all had ingrown hairs and stuff, like on our backside or around our groin area.

57:27 Drew There are two, there's sort of a spectrum that people fall in. There's people who have huge shankers hanging off their, What? Their Johnson and deny it. Like just like, what the hell, forget that, that'll go away soon.

57:40 Adam Right.

57:41 Drew And the other end of the anxiety spectrum, when people, every time they get a little skin flaking, they freak out and assume it's herpes.

57:47 Adam Right.

57:48 Drew You're somewhere sort of in the middle there where it's just like, whatever, if you kind of figure out what it is.

57:52 Adam I take care of it. I lance it myself. Listen, kids, you got something that's infected or ingrown or whatever, it's on your thigh, stick a pin in it, drain it out.

58:04 Drew Those kinds of that spectrum applies to most all of people's health care preoccupations. Some people come in with hangnails and they're convinced it's cancer. Some people have cancer, taken over half their pelvis and they don't come in.

58:20 Caller All right.

58:22 Adam I'm just saying put a pin in it, baby. There's nothing wrong with that. My friends always did that too. That's common knowledge. If you can't reach it, get one of your friends put a pin in it.

58:31 Drew Good times.

58:32 Adam You know all that part about sterilization and stuff, the pin? Nah, you don't have to do that.

58:37 Drew Now was that worth a six-pack, like if they're going to help you build a deck or something?

58:41 Adam No.

58:41 Drew No. That's for entertainment.

58:43 Adam Took a certain amount of pleasure in that. Yeah, if my friend had a big zit on the part of his back he couldn't get to, I'd just stick a pin in it. Pop that thing right away.

58:53 Drew You don't think that's kind of weird?

58:55 Adam Why? He couldn't get to it.

58:56 Drew Oh, okay.

58:57 Adam What's he going to do? I think it's weird not to. You don't have that relationship. How come no one has friends? You don't have real friends? You don't know what your friend's penises look like? No? Really?

59:10 Drew Don't pee on them?

59:11 Adam You don't pee on them?

59:12 Drew No.

59:12 Adam What about if they were naughty? You wouldn't pee on them? I mean, how do you teach them right from wrong?

59:16 Wow.

59:17 Adam You never popped a zit on one of your friend's backs?

59:20 Drew No.

59:21 Adam Really?

59:22 Wow.

59:23 Adam I don't know what goes on. I must have grown up in some kind of concentration camp or something.

59:28 Drew I don't know what the frickin Lord of the Flies was when you grew up.

59:30 Adam I had friends. I knew what they looked like naked. I had to pop a zit on their back. If the zit was on their nuts, I'd pop it for them if they couldn't get to it. I didn't care.

59:39 Drew You're gay. This is the whole issue of boundaries. Some people maintain boundaries.

59:47 Adam How are you getting to that zit on your back that you can't reach? We go into the doctor.

59:52 Drew Why don't you let it be?

59:53 Adam Well, you got to pop it. You got a big old eyeball grown between your shoulder blades. Daniel?

1:00:01 Caller Hello?

1:00:02 Adam You're fourteen?

1:00:03 Caller Yeah.

1:00:04 Adam What's up?

1:00:05 Caller Well, I was just wondering, I was wondering if I could get some tips for me on how to get dates from girls in America. I just moved here.

1:00:12 Caller Alright.

1:00:14 Drew At fourteen?

1:00:16 Adam Where are you from?

1:00:17 Caller From England.

1:00:18 Adam What part? How close to the airport is that? How close to the airport is that?

1:00:27 Caller What do you mean by how close?

1:00:28 Adam How close to the Heathrow is that?

1:00:32 Caller It's like pretty close.

1:00:36 Caller Yeah?

1:00:38 Adam Tell me where the Thames River is in relation to that.

1:00:42 Caller What?

1:00:43 Adam In London.

1:00:49 Caller There we go.

1:00:50 Adam Busted.

1:00:50 Caller Disqualified!

1:00:52 Adam Jackass.

1:00:53 Drew Got him.

1:00:54 Adam Busted by it. Idiot who's never been out of North Hollywood. Listen, everything I know from London is from watching Benny Hill, you idiot. Busted. Cold busted. Thank you. Look at Drew. All ready to go along with it.

1:01:09 Drew No, no, no. I was with you. How to present? I didn't step in.

1:01:16 Adam You wanted to hear some answers.

1:01:18 Caller You have to go to the proper facility for the jobby, Dr. Drew.

1:01:21 Drew For the jobby? Who is that?

1:01:25 Adam Listen, I shouldn't give this away, but look, you want to know how many times I've been to London? Zero. Okay. If you gave me a map or a globe and you had me try to find it, take me 25 minutes.

1:01:38 Drew I think you should have said.

1:01:39 Adam Listen, I go, look, how far away is the airport from London? I don't know, 30 miles. What am I going to do? Argue with you? I don't know.

1:01:47 Drew I think you should have not told them the name of the airport and see if you could have come up with it.

1:01:50 Adam Yeah. You're probably right. And the tames just say it just runs down the side. Whatever. Or, you know, say you left when you were eight. All right. All right. Well, we can't live in the past. Julie? Julie?

1:02:08 Yes.

1:02:08 Adam You're 21. What's up?

1:02:11 Caller I'm dating a 28-year-old and we've been dating for about a year and a half. Nothing serious. But recently I haven't enjoyed sex as much. Like, every time, you can totally turn me on, but when we actually have sex, it's not fun for me at all. I used to have orgasms. I can't have them anymore. And I'm still attracted to them and I like them a lot. But I just want to know if there's something wrong with me or maybe there's the age difference or something. I don't know what it is.

1:02:38 Drew What do you mean it's not serious? It's been 18 months.

1:02:41 Caller I mean, it's not like a serious relationship.

1:02:44 Drew Well, it's been 18 months though. What does that mean, not serious?

1:02:47 Adam I mean, it's not like a serious relationship.

1:02:52 Caller I mean, we can see other people if we want to or whatever.

1:02:55 Drew Is that the way you want this relationship to be?

1:02:57 Caller Yeah, actually, it was my idea.

1:02:58 Drew To do it that way. Why?

1:03:01 Caller I don't want to get tied down, so yeah.

1:03:04 Drew Really?

1:03:05 Adam How many people have you seen in the last 18 months?

1:03:08 Drew Besides him.

1:03:10 Caller I haven't.

1:03:11 Drew Yeah, so you're not too anxious to go out and see other people.

1:03:13 Adam Guess who's tied down.

1:03:14 Caller I mean, I've gone on a date or two, but I mean, when I do go on a date, all I can think about is him.

1:03:19 Drew Well, which is it? Do you want to be with him or do you want to date other people?

1:03:24 Caller I want to be with him.

1:03:26 Drew Okay, but he doesn't want to get married.

1:03:28 Caller He doesn't want to get married.

1:03:30 Drew Is that accurate?

1:03:31 Caller No, he says that the only step he'll get into is for a serious relationship for him would be marriage.

1:03:39 Drew And he's not open for that now?

1:03:41 Adam No.

1:03:42 Drew So, the real story here is he's not open to the kind of relationship you want.

1:03:47 Caller Yes.

1:03:47 Drew Alright, you can just go ahead and state that at the beginning, okay? You don't have to extract that like a molar from her.

1:03:53 Adam Oh, yeah, she wanted it wide open because she wanted to see other people.

1:03:58 Drew Yeah, I don't want to be tied down.

1:03:59 Adam Yeah, you want to marry this guy.

1:04:02 Caller I don't want to marry him.

1:04:03 Adam Oh, yes, you do.

1:04:04 Caller I want to have a relationship with him, but he wants marriage. You see what I'm saying?

1:04:08 Drew You're fat. You want a serious relationship with him. He has said if it's going to be serious, it's towards marriage if he has a serious relationship. Therefore, it's like if A then B, if B then C, A then C.

1:04:19 Caller That's all.

1:04:21 Drew She's deluding herself.

1:04:23 Adam She's, she's, hey, Napoleon. Napoleon?

1:04:29 Caller Excuse me?

1:04:30 Adam You are high, baby.

1:04:32 Caller I'm high?

1:04:33 Adam Yes. Why? Because you're lying to yourself.

1:04:37 Caller How do you figure?

1:04:38 Adam You want a relationship with this guy.

1:04:42 Caller Yeah, I want a relationship, but the next step he wants is marriage.

1:04:45 Adam No, he doesn't want marriage.

1:04:46 Drew He doesn't want a relationship or marriage.

1:04:48 Adam He doesn't want either one.

1:04:49 Drew He doesn't want either. You want one, maybe the other.

1:04:53 Adam He wants neither.

1:04:56 Drew And you're taking the sex.

1:04:57 Adam He doesn't want to get married.

1:04:58 Drew You're just, you're just willing to keep having sex with him just because that's all he's willing to give you.

1:05:04 Adam What's up, baby? What's his deal? Well, she hang up.

1:05:10 Drew She had a self when I lost her, too.

1:05:12 Caller All right.

1:05:12 Adam She also may have had an ass full of Drew. Oh, listen, she was, she was delusional.

1:05:19 Caller Yeah.

1:05:20 Adam I mean, we're used to people sort of lying to themselves on this show. That's 14-year-old callers like we had a little earlier who think things are going to work out with 17-year-old a-holes. But by 21, you got to stop kidding yourself. So just to recap, been going out for 18 months, 18 months, not committed. She said initially she didn't want to be committed. She wanted to see other people.

1:05:41 Drew They want to be tied down.

1:05:42 Adam Then when I asked her how many people she's seen over the last 18 months, knowing the answer, zero. Gone out with nobody in 18 months.

1:05:49 Drew Two guys.

1:05:50 Adam Actually went out on a couple of days but can't stop thinking about this guy. So why don't you get in a serious relationship? Well I'd like to be in a relationship but see, he'll want to marry me and he doesn't want to get married yet so he can't commit to a serious relationship. Jesus Christ, where were women this stupid when I was dating? It's just delusional, it's like anything but take a good look at yourself or reality or just the complete fear that you may have to admit to yourself that somebody does not desire you. It's like you get a publicist so you don't have to look in the mirror and go maybe there's a guy out there that doesn't really want to marry me or is not particularly interested in anything but sex.

1:06:33 Drew They can't, it's so foreign to many women that whole notion that they're feeling like well if he's still having sex with you it must be a possibility of something real here. He must feel something. He's just saying this because it's, guys say it's because they're assholes.

1:06:47 Adam He's in love, he'd like a serious relationship but if he gets serious that means marriage and he's not ready for marriage.

1:06:52 Drew I was in a bookstore tonight.

1:06:53 Adam Holy Christ.

1:06:54 Drew My wife opened this book page and it was something about delusions women have about men. It says women believe that the reason men pull our hair and poke at us and make fun of us when we're in third grade is because they like us. She goes, no, it's because men are assholes. That's why they do this.

1:07:10 Adam Yeah. You say bookstore.

1:07:12 Drew Yeah. Not a library.

1:07:14 Adam What?

1:07:14 Drew Bookstore.

1:07:15 Adam What was the first one?

1:07:16 Drew You can purchase but library.

1:07:18 Adam That's where they lend you a book?

1:07:20 Drew It's like renting books.

1:07:20 Adam They give you books to take?

1:07:21 Drew For free. Rent for free.

1:07:23 Adam Hold on. You pay them?

1:07:25 Drew No. No. Bookstore you pay them.

1:07:27 Adam But you go in there and take books from that place?

1:07:29 Drew Yes. Both places.

1:07:30 Adam And then for what? What do you do?

1:07:32 Caller Read.

1:07:34 Adam What?

1:07:34 Drew Read.

1:07:35 Adam Read the book.

1:07:36 Drew Somebody could read them to you.

1:07:38 Adam And then you bring them back?

1:07:39 Drew At the library.

1:07:40 Adam At the library. Then the other place was called the bookstore. I guess that's where they sell them.

1:07:45 Drew That's right.

1:07:46 Adam But you don't have to give them back?

1:07:47 Drew No.

1:07:48 Adam But you would pay money for a book, let's say?

1:07:49 Drew Yeah. Sometimes. I know it's hard to imagine.

1:07:53 Adam Interesting. Lisa?

1:07:55 Caller It's Alisa.

1:07:56 Adam Oh, Alisa, you're 16. What's up?

1:07:59 Caller Yeah. Adam, I totally love you.

1:08:02 Adam Yeah. What do you like about me?

1:08:04 Caller I don't know. I saw you on The Man Show and it has to be the curly hair.

1:08:08 Adam Yeah. It's naturally wavy.

1:08:12 Caller It's sexy.

1:08:13 Adam Yeah. Oh, it's nice. It's nappy. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing wrong with me. What's up? What else do you love about me?

1:08:23 Caller You're funny. A guy's got to be funny.

1:08:25 Adam Yeah. He's got to be. Except for your chicks don't know from funny so it doesn't count. But go ahead, baby.

1:08:31 Caller Thank you. I've been in a few serious relationships and every time I do something to sabotage them and I don't know why.

1:08:39 Adam Now, do you mean like cut the brake lines on the guy's moped or do you mean emotional sabotage?

1:08:44 Caller I mean emotional sabotage.

1:08:46 Drew How many times have you done this?

1:08:48 Caller 4 or 5.

1:08:50 Drew A certain amount of this is normal at 16. You know, it's almost protective against getting too involved with someone before you're ready.

1:08:56 Adam What's your longest relationship been?

1:08:58 Caller 7 months.

1:08:59 Drew See, that's about right.

1:09:01 Adam Anybody you're interested in now?

1:09:03 Drew Yeah.

1:09:04 Adam What's his name? Dirk?

1:09:06 Caller No.

1:09:07 Adam Really? I thought you were into Dirk.

1:09:08 Drew Ryan? No.

1:09:10 Adam Steve?

1:09:10 Drew No.

1:09:11 Adam Don't tell us. We're going to keep guessing. Because we've done this before. I don't care if it takes all goddamn night. Okay. Now wait a minute. Now listen, now help us keep track of this. Okay.

1:09:22 Drew The names?

1:09:23 Caller Yeah.

1:09:24 Adam Not only Elisa, but the Peanut Gallery in there.

1:09:27 Drew Ryan.

1:09:27 Adam We'll go back and forth. Steve?

1:09:30 Caller No.

1:09:31 Adam Go ahead, Drew.

1:09:32 Drew Sal?

1:09:33 Caller No.

1:09:34 Adam Rob?

1:09:35 Caller No.

1:09:36 Drew Robert?

1:09:37 Caller No.

1:09:37 Adam Justin?

1:09:38 Caller No.

1:09:38 Drew Jordan?

1:09:39 Caller No.

1:09:40 Adam Stuart?

1:09:41 Caller No.

1:09:42 Drew Did we say Steve yet?

1:09:43 Adam Yeah.

1:09:43 Drew Steve. Sam?

1:09:45 Caller No.

1:09:46 Adam Frank?

1:09:47 Caller No.

1:09:47 Adam He's not Mexican, is he?

1:09:49 Caller No.

1:09:50 Adam I'm just going to go like a Swallow or something.

1:09:52 Drew Fred?

1:09:53 Caller No.

1:09:54 Adam Bart?

1:09:54 Caller No.

1:09:55 Drew Michael?

1:09:56 Caller No.

1:09:56 Adam Jim?

1:09:57 Caller No.

1:09:58 Adam Adam?

1:09:59 Caller No.

1:09:59 Adam Drew?

1:10:00 Caller No.

1:10:02 Adam Anderson?

1:10:03 Drew James?

1:10:04 Caller No.

1:10:07 Adam Doug?

1:10:08 Caller No.

1:10:09 Drew Matthew?

1:10:10 Caller No.

1:10:11 Drew Lou?

1:10:11 Caller No.

1:10:13 Adam Turk?

1:10:14 Caller No.

1:10:14 Adam Sid?

1:10:15 Caller No.

1:10:16 Drew Rod?

1:10:16 Caller No.

1:10:17 Adam What about Rod? No, no Rod.

1:10:18 Drew Todd? Victor?

1:10:19 Adam Yeah. What about Todd?

1:10:20 Caller No.

1:10:21 Drew Victor?

1:10:21 Adam Vic or Victor?

1:10:23 Caller No.

1:10:24 Adam Warren? No. Warren. Yeah. We got to start getting into it. What are they named? What are those young fags and their kids? Aaron?

1:10:30 Caller No.

1:10:30 Drew Ryan?

1:10:31 Caller No.

1:10:31 Drew Rick?

1:10:32 Caller No.

1:10:33 Adam Nate?

1:10:33 Caller No.

1:10:35 Adam Hold on a second. We've done this a couple of times and each time we average about 266 names before we get to it.

1:10:47 Drew Yeah. We want to see if we can get to like 500.

1:10:48 Caller Yeah.

1:10:49 Adam You'd think you'd hit the Steves and the Jims and the Bobs some of the time and you'd be there.

1:10:54 Caller Yeah.

1:10:55 Drew Not with us.

1:10:56 Adam Now aren't these kids, aren't people naming their kids names like Brandon?

1:11:00 Drew Yeah. Brandon.

1:11:01 Adam And what about Bob? Did we hit a Bob?

1:11:03 Caller I think we hit a Josh.

1:11:04 Adam Josh. Okay.

1:11:05 Caller Okay.

1:11:06 Adam Lisa?

1:11:07 Caller Yeah.

1:11:07 Adam Justin?

1:11:08 Caller No.

1:11:09 Drew Josh?

1:11:09 Caller No.

1:11:10 Adam Brandon?

1:11:11 Caller No.

1:11:11 Drew Well, that's Seattle. We got to get sort of regional here.

1:11:13 Adam Hemp?

1:11:15 Caller No.

1:11:16 Drew Curtis?

1:11:17 Caller No.

1:11:17 Drew Kurt?

1:11:18 Adam No. Remember, if I say James and his name is Jimmy or Jim, you got to give it to me, right?

1:11:25 Caller Yeah.

1:11:25 Drew John?

1:11:26 Caller We've been close.

1:11:27 Adam What about John?

1:11:28 Caller No.

1:11:28 Drew Jack?

1:11:29 Caller No.

1:11:30 Drew Not even close to James.

1:11:31 Adam Alfonso?

1:11:33 Caller No.

1:11:33 Drew It's not an ethnic name, right?

1:11:35 Caller What?

1:11:36 Adam She wouldn't know.

1:11:36 Drew Well, she said it was not an ethnic name.

1:11:38 Adam So it wouldn't be like Pierre or Salvador or something, right?

1:11:43 Caller No, it's a really common name.

1:11:44 Adam Really common name. This is what really kills me.

1:11:47 Drew Lou?

1:11:48 Caller No.

1:11:48 Adam No, I said Lou. Okay. Now, let's all start thinking about people we know.

1:11:53 Drew Neil?

1:11:54 Caller No.

1:11:55 Adam Okay. Hang on.

1:11:56 Drew Dan?

1:11:56 Adam Dan?

1:11:57 Caller No.

1:11:58 Adam Okay. Hold on.

1:12:00 Drew Now, we've got to get this.

1:12:03 Adam Jesus f-ing Christ. It happens every time. Okay. We're going to take a little break, and we'll be back with more guessing of Lisa's, it's not even her boyfriend, it's just some guy she likes.

1:12:14 Drew Oh. She's going to sabotage.

1:12:15 Adam American names, not ethnic type names. We'll get back, and you guys can start calling in and suggesting names. But it's probably one we've used after this.

1:12:28 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:13:01 Adam Hey, you don't smell anything.

1:13:02 Drew I like that position you were in.

1:13:05 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. When we left off, we're speaking to Lisa, 16, wants to know why she sabotages all our relationships. She sounded pretty healthy. Didn't sound like too much. Age-appropriate behaviors, Drew would say. And then we became obsessed with the name of her new boyfriend.

1:13:25 Drew Obsessed.

1:13:26 Adam Or the guy who she's interested in.

1:13:28 Drew We went through about 60 names.

1:13:30 Adam Yeah.

1:13:30 Drew Snake Eyes.

1:13:32 Adam Right. Lisa?

1:13:34 Caller Yeah.

1:13:35 Adam Okay, don't give us his name.

1:13:36 Drew Thomas.

1:13:37 Caller No.

1:13:38 Adam Well, I already did Tom. How about Eric?

1:13:40 Caller No.

1:13:40 Adam Paul?

1:13:41 Caller No.

1:13:42 Adam Rick?

1:13:43 Caller No.

1:13:44 Adam Gavin?

1:13:45 Caller No.

1:13:46 Adam Dave we did?

1:13:47 Drew David? No.

1:13:48 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's David.

1:13:49 Adam David. Yeah. David should have been about number seven on the list, and we made it number 57. All right. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it.

1:14:02 Drew I knew it, man.

1:14:03 Adam I had a feeling. You know when you have a feeling and you got to go through like 70 names before you get through that feeling?

1:14:10 Drew Here's what I know about that. I had no feeling.

1:14:12 Adam No.

1:14:13 Drew None.

1:14:14 Adam All right. So you like this guy?

1:14:16 Caller Yeah.

1:14:19 Adam When a guy likes you, do you not like him?

1:14:22 Caller No. Well, it depends. If they're a nerd, I kind of stay away.

1:14:27 Drew But how about a guy you like, if you get him to like you, is that when you start sabotaging or is it later?

1:14:33 Caller It's later in the relationship.

1:14:35 Drew That's all right. That's okay.

1:14:36 Adam You're fine, baby. You're cute?

1:14:38 Caller Yeah.

1:14:38 Adam Yeah. You got your pick. You know you got options. You know you're cute, right?

1:14:43 Caller Yeah.

1:14:44 Adam Okay. So what are you worried about, right?

1:14:47 Caller Well, I don't like hurting them.

1:14:51 Adam Interesting.

1:14:52 Drew Cute with a conscience.

1:14:53 Caller Right.

1:14:55 Adam Pretty miss heart. Okay.

1:14:58 Drew Of course not.

1:14:59 Adam But look, I mean, look, I know people and Drew, you make men out to be horrible in relationships and women to be saints oftentimes. But when a cute girl is 16 and in high school and in demand, she knows she's in demand. I think that that that flavors her attitude just a little bit.

1:15:20 Drew No, no, I absolutely.

1:15:22 Adam It's hard to avoid that.

1:15:24 Drew People can mistreat each other in relationships, male or female, male, male, whatever.

1:15:28 Adam But in a sense, it becomes like when we were talking about last week, Bewitched, like you have this power and you're not going to use it?

1:15:36 Drew Impossible.

1:15:38 Adam Yeah. And if not there, where and if not then when? Know what I'm saying?

1:15:43 Drew Yeah. Listen, we also lament the way we were treated as young men, you know, we brought that up plenty of times.

1:15:50 Adam Yeah.

1:15:51 Drew Plenty of plenty of times.

1:15:52 Adam By abusive women? Are you ready to keep rolling here?

1:15:56 Drew No, I got to think about that for a while.

1:15:57 Adam Drew, you're a popular guy in high school, right?

1:16:00 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

1:16:01 Adam Yes. How did you make student body president?

1:16:05 Drew I think it takes your grit.

1:16:09 Adam Is this student body president thing, like it sounds like a big deal, but in a way, is there an element of a lot of people just don't run? I mean, there's only a couple of people run, right?

1:16:18 Drew Yeah.

1:16:18 Adam You just don't think of it.

1:16:19 Drew Right.

1:16:20 Adam It's sort of like when you see these senators and you see these Congress people and they're making a speech and you're going, hey, this bitch is ugly. Or this dude, he's got a bad comb over and he's got a lisp and he sounds, he doesn't sound that smart. And you're thinking, how does this guy make senator? And then you realize maybe no one ran. I mean, maybe there's no, maybe it's nerd patrol. There's not a lot of guys that are interested in doing it. Sorry, Drew, I don't want to take away from your accomplishment.

1:16:49 Drew Well, it's more like the whole is there. The opportunity is there.

1:16:55 Adam Yeah.

1:16:55 Drew And you see that.

1:16:56 Adam So how many people were in your school?

1:16:58 Drew 250.

1:16:59 Adam Oh, that's it? No big deal. That's nothing. They should just have vice president. Under 500 kids, you shouldn't be able to be president.

1:17:08 Drew Yeah.

1:17:08 Adam Just vice president.

1:17:09 Drew Nice.

1:17:10 Adam Did they do the whole election? You had to come up with a speech, right?

1:17:13 Drew Oh, sure.

1:17:14 Adam You remember that speech?

1:17:15 Drew No, I don't. I remember doing it. I don't remember the speech.

1:17:17 Adam A peachy folder in every locker. And Tuesday will no longer be... What's that horrible steak that they eat? It will now be Fish Stick Fridays. Salisbury Steak Tuesday will be replaced by Taco Tuesdays. I remember one time in the ninth grade, someone was running for... Some chick was running for treasurer or something. The part... There's two things I love about those student election things is the assembly, which everyone is so excited to be out of school, you know, just out of their class for it, but could give a rat's ass about who's running for assistant treasurer and all that kind of stuff. This one time, this woman, this little girl, she must have been in the ninth grade, she was... It was at Walter Reed Junior High. She said... She said, stand up! And everyone like sat there like, huh? Stand up! Everyone stand up! And everyone's like, all right. Everyone stood up and she said, if I could get you to do that, I could do it. And everyone's like, all right, bitch, now you're not getting a phone. Now we're pissed. Now I'm sitting down, I'm never getting up. And then the other guy, this is the guy I love the most, the guy who's running on a post. First off, if you're running on a post, do you really need the mic time? How much podium time do you need running on a post? It's always a guy, usually a guy who's running for secretary or treasurer or some kind of Nimrod job that no one really wants and he does this one. He's got to deliver the speech even though he's running on a post. So he starts with this. Even though I'm running on a post, you want to finish this Drew? I still need your vote. And I think to myself, really? Couldn't you just vote for yourself and it'd be a landslide? How are you going to lose this one, Doogie? How are you losing? Yeah, you're running on a post. I mean, all you got to do is cast one vote for you and you're in. Even if you don't vote for you, it's still a tie. You're in. What do you mean? You get no speech time. And you need our votes?

1:19:20 Drew And people are afraid of last-minute write-ins.

1:19:24 Adam Tell me about how low is your self-esteem that you need our votes, even though you're running on a post. I always like that. I always just want to stand up and scream. No, you don't. No, you don't. Sit down.

1:19:33 Drew Geez, you didn't actually do that?

1:19:35 Adam No, I was damn close. No, there's always a big list of people. Did you guys have a debate?

1:19:41 Caller No.

1:19:42 Adam No debating? No. How long was your speech?

1:19:45 Drew Probably a minute.

1:19:46 Adam A minute? What was your platform?

1:19:48 Drew I don't remember. I remember the kinds of things people were concerned about then were like dress code and things like that.

1:19:54 Adam You just tell them what you want. Tell them what they want to hear, right? Sure. You don't do anything?

1:19:58 Drew No, I tried.

1:19:59 Adam What did you do? Did you enact any legislation? You couldn't get it through the House?

1:20:06 Drew It was just a bill.

1:20:10 Adam A lonely bill? Yeah. What is that?

1:20:12 Drew Joyanna.

1:20:13 Adam Joyanna? Joyanna? Hello?

1:20:18 Caller Hello.

1:20:19 Adam You're 16.

1:20:20 Caller Yeah.

1:20:20 Adam What's up?

1:20:21 Caller I recently dyed my hair red and I also dyed my eyebrows, so it would look the same. But I have black poobs and I was wondering if it would be okay to dye your poobs.

1:20:35 Adam What do you want to dye again?

1:20:36 Caller My poobs.

1:20:37 Adam I see. What color are they now?

1:20:41 Caller Well, black.

1:20:42 Adam Black. You want to make what color?

1:20:46 Caller Red.

1:20:47 Adam What do you want to make red?

1:20:50 Caller My poobs.

1:20:51 Caller Okay.

1:20:53 Caller Is that safe?

1:20:54 Adam Well, it can be. When did you reach puberty?

1:20:58 Caller Excuse me?

1:20:59 Adam Puberty?

1:21:01 Caller I don't know.

1:21:02 Adam 12 or 13?

1:21:04 Caller Sure.

1:21:05 Drew Okay.

1:21:06 Adam And do you have a lot of poobic hair?

1:21:10 Caller Not really.

1:21:11 Adam Just a medium amount?

1:21:12 Caller Yeah.

1:21:13 Adam I see. And, Drew, now, girls are usually pre-pudescent at, what, about 11 years old. What would be the ceiling for that? 11, 12?

1:21:25 Drew Yeah. 11, 12, yeah.

1:21:27 Adam Okay. And you want to dye that area then?

1:21:31 Caller Right. Is that safe?

1:21:33 Adam How did the, how did the eyebrows come out?

1:21:36 Caller Fine.

1:21:37 Adam Okay. They're working. You don't look like, you don't look like Agnes Moorhead from Bewitched. You don't look bizarre. No.

1:21:45 Caller It looks natural.

1:21:47 Drew I just wonder why she would say, like, ice cube.

1:21:49 Adam How would you pronounce that frozen piece of water that goes in a tumbler?

1:21:55 Caller Icecube.

1:21:57 Drew Icecube.

1:21:57 Adam Icecube.

1:21:58 Drew Icecube. She's very consistent.

1:22:00 Adam Okay.

1:22:01 Drew Okay. Now I can accept the other. All right.

1:22:03 Adam I'll talk to her. You think of other words, you can say. So where are you from?

1:22:08 Caller Florida.

1:22:11 Adam What's going on in the background there?

1:22:13 Caller Excuse me.

1:22:14 Adam What's going on in the background?

1:22:16 Caller Nothing.

1:22:17 Adam I hear a girl laughing.

1:22:20 Caller No.

1:22:23 Adam Really? You got to tell her to be quiet. At least just tell her to be quiet.

1:22:29 Caller I know one here.

1:22:31 Drew Oh, please. Do you rather your friend was holding the phone for you before you came on the line.

1:22:34 Adam He handed you the phone.

1:22:36 Caller Excuse me.

1:22:38 Adam All right. Listen. Okay. I just got to tell you that puberty can be a very difficult phase.

1:22:46 Caller I just want to know if it's safe.

1:22:48 Drew Well, if you're going to get the red coloration, people usually actually bleach them white first, then put the red on. And the bleaching part is what can be uncomfortable and cause skin problems down there. Right. The red probably would be just fine if you did just the red. But you got to be careful. You can have sensitive skin be burned really easily.

1:23:06 Adam And it's not the kind of thing you want to advertise. I mean, you don't want too much publicity about it, especially if you're running for public office or something like that. Yeah.

1:23:15 Drew The ice cube might be useful later after the burn.

1:23:20 Adam Right. Drew, didn't you and your young girls go see the ice coupades?

1:23:24 Drew Yeah.

1:23:25 Caller Poobs?

1:23:28 Adam Now, here's the question. Was her semi-bogus call, I mean, look, obviously one of her friends handed her the phone and she's laughing her ass off in the background. But was the poob the nature of the call? See, I think that was just a happy byproduct of a bogus call.

1:23:49 Drew Right.

1:23:49 Adam We ended up having it actually ended up becoming a bogus call back on to her. Wouldn't you say? Yes.

1:23:58 Drew No, it was a, yes, a coot.

1:24:02 Caller Right.

1:24:04 Drew Bogus call.

1:24:04 Adam Right. All right. Let's talk to Lisa, who's 23. Lisa?

1:24:10 Yes. Hi, Adam.

1:24:11 Adam Hey.

1:24:11 You're great.

1:24:12 Adam Hey. Thanks, baby.

1:24:13 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew.

1:24:15 Adam Lisa.

1:24:15 Caller You had talked about a couple months ago about guys in their 20s who are kind of going through like a midlife crisis. My boyfriend is there right now. Everything that you said describes him perfectly. And it's like you guys said earlier, you need someone that 10 years from now to go back and say, hey, you're going to be okay in 10 years, but you just can't get that.

1:24:34 Drew Yeah.

1:24:34 Caller Is he going to grow out of it or?

1:24:36 Drew There's that book, The Quarter Life Crisis book. You can check that out. It's mostly, you know, I read that book and did some commentary on Oprah for it and I read it, the body of that book really is talking about depression and if he's depressed, maybe that ought to be looked into specifically.

1:24:53 Adam Well, how old is he?

1:24:54 Caller He's 23.

1:24:55 Adam What's he doing?

1:24:57 Caller He's finishing up school right now and he just like, he sees people with new cars, why can't I be there? Why do they have this? Why don't I have this?

1:25:03 Adam Why can't I have things? Why don't I have any money? What's going on?

1:25:07 Drew What's his plan? Is he freaking out about leaving college?

1:25:11 Caller No, not really. I mean, he's looking forward to it, obviously, for more money, but...

1:25:15 Adam What kind of work does he want to do?

1:25:18 Caller He's getting a degree in business.

1:25:20 Adam Well, I mean, he sounds like an intelligent enough guy.

1:25:24 Caller Yeah.

1:25:25 Adam I mean, I don't want to be unsympathetic, although I am. He's 23, he's finishing up college, he's getting a business degree. He can't do the math on why he doesn't have any money?

1:25:36 Caller Well, no.

1:25:38 Caller I know, but tell him that. He just doesn't understand.

1:25:41 Adam It's time to shut up.

1:25:42 Drew Is there something, Lisa, that's troubling you in terms of his ability to be in a relationship?

1:25:47 Caller No, our relationship and our communication is great. We're really solid. We've been together for two years, but I think, like you said, maybe he's getting a little depressed, but maybe that's it.

1:25:58 Drew But is he starting also to drift away from you?

1:26:01 Caller No, no, no. I mean, he gets cranky and grouchy. I give him a little space and he's fine in the day, but...

1:26:06 Adam Well, it is an awkward and weird time to go through as a guy.

1:26:10 Drew Men have difficulty establishing a sense of self and self-worth until they know who they are in the workplace. That's sort of how men are.

1:26:21 Adam And it's just tough being the low man on the totem pole and all those other cliches. It really just, as a guy, it sucks. Girls, you got your friends, you got your looks, you got your relationship, and you got a little work, you're happy. Guys are miserable. I was miserable when I was 23.

1:26:40 Drew Well, women have a much broader range of opportunity for emotional satisfaction. They're not as immature, quite literally.

1:26:48 Adam Well I don't think they base their happiness on their success, per se.

1:26:52 Drew That's right.

1:26:53 Adam Whereas guys, a lot of guys would think of themselves as a failure if they didn't make X amount of money or drive a certain kind of car.

1:27:00 Drew In fact, you were just saying this last week, was that these guys that say that if they could only make a certain amount of money or whatever, then the girls would be into them.

1:27:07 Adam No, no, no, but it's just, it feeds into that fantasy.

1:27:11 Drew Yeah.

1:27:12 Adam Okay, I'm going to take a break. I'm going to take a leak. Drew, what are you in for?

1:27:16 Drew I'll join you. Yeah, I'm in there.

1:27:17 Adam All right. We'll be back after this. Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Let's get back to them phones. Jonathan?

1:28:01 Caller Yeah.

1:28:02 Adam You're 14? You have some information for me about my choice of names.

1:28:08 Caller That's right.

1:28:08 Adam Okay, go ahead. Hey, I mean, you're talking about the girl whose name we guessed and took us 65 guesses to get to her.

1:28:14 I think we're trying to guess her boyfriend.

1:28:16 Adam Right, her name, his name was David?

1:28:18 Right. Was it? I missed that part.

1:28:20 Adam Oh, sorry. You got a suggestion?

1:28:22 That actually goes real well with my comment.

1:28:24 Adam Go ahead.

1:28:25 Although I'm sure you're seasoned at this name-guessing game.

1:28:31 Adam Oh, yeah. I'm 2 for my last 342 guesses.

1:28:36 You're a little, the reason you're off-base is because you're a little archaic. People don't name their children Bob or Gary anymore.

1:28:44 Adam Or David?

1:28:45 Well, David, no. David, that's one of my suggestions. David, Ryan, Josh, Justin. Those are kind of the basic.

1:28:54 Adam Well, we hit all of those, though.

1:28:56 Drew No. Oh, yes, we did.

1:28:57 David for a while.

1:28:58 Drew No, David took us a long time. We hit the Justin, Josh right up front.

1:29:02 Adam Well, listen, Retar, we hit your other examples of more current names.

1:29:06 All right.

1:29:06 Adam All right. Listen, I know people don't name their kids Harry.

1:29:11 Caller Oh, actually, my dad's name is Harry.

1:29:14 Adam Really?

1:29:14 Caller Yeah, really.

1:29:15 Drew How weird is that?

1:29:16 Adam Yeah, it is really weird. Okay, but the point is, is he didn't name you Harry? Yeah. But he named you John. Okay, but there's people that are 85 named John. There's John Quincy Adams.

1:29:28 Caller Yeah, yeah. Some names live through the ages, I understand.

1:29:31 Adam Right. Yeah, I know, I understand. I understand what Jonathan is saying and that we could have went for some younger things. And I said at a certain point, try to come up with some, you know, what are the names of the Backstreet Boys? Right. That kind of thing. Or what, you know, Jordan is one of these younger, younger people's names. Yeah. Right. Well, we had a few of those. But then it ended up being a name from the Bible. So, and the guy's name is John. Oh, my God. Does that please it? Look, can't people make half a point on this show? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, can we just get half a point when someone calls in with something to say? No.

1:30:12 Drew No. Yeah, whatever.

1:30:14 Adam Listen, if this guy's name was Ethan and the guy's name, who we're trying to guess, was named Justin, then he would have had a point.

1:30:26 Drew Right.

1:30:26 Adam But the guy's name was Dave, which is a million years old and ten minutes young. And his name is John, which is a million years old and ten minutes young. All right.

1:30:37 Drew There we go. Zach.

1:30:38 Adam Now that would have been a good name.

1:30:40 Drew Yeah, we didn't come up with that.

1:30:41 Adam Good young name. Zach. What's up there, Zach?

1:30:45 Caller Oh, hey, guys. Let me just tell you, you guys are awesome.

1:30:47 Adam Thanks, buddy.

1:30:48 Caller Yeah, you got in my aisles for the past two years. I got a problem. Um, I can't seem to get off a weed, man. Um, I mean, I usually smoke about three times a week and I just, I want to do something with my life and I don't want to keep smoking.

1:31:03 Adam All right.

1:31:03 Drew It's got to be kind of scary at 15 not to be able to stop.

1:31:06 Caller I know. It is. Um, like once something depressing happens, like my cousin just died and I smoked for about a week straight and I can't stop and it's just...

1:31:16 Drew Have you thought about getting some help with this?

1:31:18 Caller Um, yeah, I mean, I thought about it and I've called all places and they've been talking to me through some stuff, but I just want my parents to know and they really don't, they're not a part of my life anyway.

1:31:28 Drew What about just going straight to MA., marijuana anonymous?

1:31:31 Caller Um, yeah, if I can, I mean, that's a good idea actually.

1:31:35 Drew Your parents need to know about that. I mean, they're friends with you and just go to a couple meetings, get a sponsor and deal with this. It's an addiction. What you're experiencing really proves the fact. If you could stop, just stop. The problem is it is addictive in certain situations.

1:31:52 Adam So he's supposed to go to MA.?

1:31:53 Drew Yeah. It needs a treatment.

1:31:56 Adam All right.

1:31:58 Drew You about done?

1:31:59 Adam Well, listen, something reminded me of last night over at the Supercross race. In the middle of the race, I always tell you to have this KTM, say a European dirt bike manufacturer to make these 50s. They look like they're bitching. They look like 250 Yamahas that got shrunk down. Someone hit them with a gamma ray and shrunk them down to the size of what a seven-year-old would ride. But when you see a seven-year-old sitting on one of these things, it looks like an adult on a 250. They have a race every year that goes around and around the track. There's like two laps and the seven-year-old who wins, wins I don't know what. Of course, my first thought is that I got to kick my dad in the nuts. There's no way in a billion, zillion thousand light years I would have ever done this at age seven. But the second thing that was a little weird is they announce all the little kids and there's like 20 of them and they're this big. They're like little pea shooters who are two feet off the ground, you know, and they're going around the track on these things. It's really one of the funner parts of the night. And there's one guy, the announcer is like, Zach Johnson over here, who's riding in a place of his friend who passed away a week ago, he just kind of glossed over it. It was like a little bit weird, like this seven-year-old died a week ago and I said to the guy who was standing next to me, my headphones went out, but anyway, I said to the guy next to me, I know this little seven-year-old, I know what he did. It was like, Johnny's dead?

1:33:28 Drew Can I do it?

1:33:29 Adam I get to ride the KTM 50 Rice. I mean, you know any seven-year-old, you would have done that at seven.

1:33:36 Drew Yeah, like Homer.

1:33:38 Adam Just how weird is that? Kid died and they just blew, and I don't know, I was thinking to myself, maybe she just left that out.

1:33:46 Drew Yeah.

1:33:47 Adam We really know like what, we knew the guy from the circuit or something. All right. So God knows what happened to this kid. Probably end out or something. We'll be back.

1:33:57 Caller Okay. So I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

1:33:59 Caller I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy. Why can't I meet anybody?

1:34:03 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:34:05 Caller So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy. I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

1:34:09 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:34:12 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:34:15 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:34:51 Adam Hey, Loveline, all right. Drew, a nice fart going here, so it couldn't be a better time to end the show. So tomorrow night, that AD show? No.

1:35:03 Drew No Guest.

1:35:04 Adam No Guest. There should be a band called No Guest. They'd be big. You guys, No Guest is on Loveline again. They were on three times last week. All right. Now, I'm just giving an analyst search. We got some good people coming up. Joe Rogan's coming up from Fear Factor.

1:35:23 Drew Jeremy McGrath.

1:35:24 Adam Jeremy McGrath. The Michael Jordan, Supercross coming in here. Unwritten law on Tuesday and until next time. Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:35:33 Caller Yeah.

1:35:34 Adam I do know the answer to this and so does Drew.

1:35:36 Caller Okay.

1:35:37 Adam But hang on. We got to play some Donkey Kong, bitch.

1:35:41 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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