Episode 1000754886879

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. Remy Zero is our guest tonight. St. John Tate and Gregory Slayer, both here from the band. And Cedric should be in here eventually. I saw him come and leave. But Remy Zero is a band that's, at least to me, a little bit of an enigma.

1:47 Drew Really?

1:48 Adam Yeah. Everyone knows their name, but I don't know if everyone is as familiar with their work.

1:55 Drew The other thing I noticed, everyone's very interested in Remy Zero. You know what I'm saying? We were at a big concert a couple of weeks ago, and everyone was interested in seeing you guys. I want to see Remy Zero.

2:04 Remy Zero Yeah, I think there's a mystique to it. I don't know what exactly it is.

2:08 Adam But do you guys know what we're talking about? I mean, I don't know if it's something you can intentionally cultivate or not. And I don't know how much... Like, you ever think of stuff like how much is in a name? Like, maybe the name touches people on some sort of unconscious level? Numerologically. Like, yeah, you ever think of when you hear about some celebrity, some chick that everyone thinks is hot but she's not so hot? You think, maybe it's because her name is Daphne. Daphne McCool. If her name was like Brenda Schwartz, I don't think we will be into her.

2:46 Remy Zero I agree with that. Yeah, there's something in a name.

2:48 Adam There's something in a name and then the proper execution of the name. I think Remy Zero has this.

2:55 Remy Zero We've been below the radar for so long that I think it adds an intrigue to it.

3:00 Adam But not below the radar enough so people don't know who you are.

3:04 Drew It's like living well, surviving well below the radar.

3:09 Adam And so everyone goes, Oh yeah, yeah, they're cool, they're cool. But couldn't...

3:15 It's definitely the name.

3:16 Adam Right.

3:16 Definitely gotta be the name.

3:17 Adam Smart.

3:18 Very smart.

3:18 Remy Zero James Bond sort of thing.

3:21 Adam Remy Zero is going to be on Killborne. Is that tonight or tomorrow?

3:24 Remy Zero Tonight. We did it earlier today.

3:26 Adam Right. Did you have a good time on that show?

3:28 Yeah, it was great. It was really fun.

3:29 Adam Well, you don't do anything. You don't meet... You do it before.

3:32 Drew You pre-record, right?

3:33 Yeah, there. It's weird. Yeah, it does first.

3:35 Adam Right. But it still... Do it in front of the audience and everything, right?

3:39 Remy Zero Yeah, there.

3:40 Adam Cedric has just joined us in the studio. Hello.

3:43 Sorry, I'm late.

3:44 Adam That's all right. What else is going on with Remy Zero? We'll play something off the new CD, The Golden Hum, and we'll hear something, I should say, off of that, and we'll give you some dates where you can find them on tours. We're in a bunch of cities and you guys are going to a bunch of cities. We'll give everyone a heads up as to when you're coming. You got a website?

4:08 Drew We're not going to tell you now.

4:10 Adam No, but you got a website or something like that.

4:12 Yeah, remyzero.com.

4:14 Adam Perfect.

4:15 Drew What is it again?

4:15 remyzero.com.

4:17 Drew Where did it go?

4:18 Remy Zero Easy, very simple.

4:19 Drew Well, people have never spelled Remy. See, it's the name.

4:22 Adam remyzero.com and you can find when they're coming to a town near you. Also, like I said, here's something off the new CD in this hour, probably in this break.

4:32 Drew It should really inspire you to get Hateplow going.

4:34 Adam I'm starting a band.

4:36 Glow Hateplow?

4:37 Adam Yeah. It's a pretty edgy band. They got a lot of attitude.

4:40 The name, man.

4:41 Adam Yeah. When you don't play instruments or sing, you got to have a lot of tune and that's what Hateplow has. Short on talent, long on tune. Gabriel? Hey. You're 13? Yeah. What's up?

4:54 Caller Well, I have a problem with puberty right now.

4:57 Drew Problem with it?

5:00 Caller Well, it's not really a big problem. It's because...

5:03 Drew I guess it is a problem whenever it hits.

5:04 Caller Yeah.

5:05 Drew It's a nuisance.

5:06 Caller Well, I have the hair like what I'm supposed to have, you know, but I don't have the voice yet.

5:13 Drew That'll come.

5:13 Adam Yeah.

5:14 Caller Pansy!

5:15 Adam Where's the hairs coming in?

5:18 Yeah, I already have the hair, yeah.

5:19 Adam All right. Hey, Drew, when does that hair stop? Because mine hasn't stopped.

5:23 Drew I was going to ask you about that. When did the hairy ass kick in?

5:26 Adam My hairy ass, when did it kick in?

5:28 Remy Zero 27, 27.

5:29 Adam When did it go into overdrive?

5:31 Drew But clearly no 15-year-olds walk around with that ass. No way.

5:34 Adam No, the ass is weird. It keeps, it keeps, Cedric, do you know what I'm talking about?

5:38 Caller Oh, yes.

5:39 Remy Zero 27, 28, maybe 26.

5:41 Adam My ass started kicking in, yeah, about the mid-20s, but it had no signs of slowing down. I'm sure it'll be growing long after I'm dead.

5:48 Caller Being from the South, we all kind of lose our hair.

5:54 Drew Adam's foot turned into a cloven hoof.

5:56 Adam Slides down, yeah. I'm now a centaur from the waist down. Let's see, I was looking in the mirror tonight and I was pulling.

6:03 Drew Tell me you weren't.

6:04 Adam Yes, I was shaving and I was pulling hairs out of my ears, out of my nose, off of my shoulders. It's scary. When does it stop? It doesn't stop. The funniest thing is when you turn around, you pop a zit and then pluck a hair from your ear. Meanwhile, you notice that your beard's going gray. You got some gray in your beard, you got a zit on your back, and you got hair coming out of your ears. Which is it?

6:29 Drew Am I old?

6:29 Adam Zit or hair? What's it going to be, God? It can't be both. It can't be the gray and the zit, can it?

6:36 Drew It's got to be the way we live or what we eat or something. It can't have always been like this.

6:40 Adam No, no, no. Guys walking around in their late 30s with a big zit on their back.

6:44 Remy Zero We're toxic people.

6:45 Adam Is that what it is?

6:46 Caller We don't eat terrible things. We live just on poison.

6:49 Adam Yeah, once in a while I think about that. I was in the shower. I was in the shower tonight thinking, I wonder, you ever do this? You ever go, you ever do this one just to freak yourself out? What do I need that I don't know about? There's something that I need. There could be an herb, it could be a drug, it could be meditation. Maybe it's yoga, maybe it's the right woman. Maybe I'm gay. I gotta start blowing, guys. What do I need? There's something out there and I don't even know about it.

7:14 Drew So what am I missing?

7:16 Adam Right, and if I found it, I would announce it has changed my life, but I'll never know what it is.

7:20 Drew Funny how each time, Adam, you come around to that, though, you come up with a new car.

7:23 Yeah, I do.

7:24 Adam I decide, yeah, I decide I should get a new car.

7:26 That's right.

7:29 Caller That's the way.

7:29 Adam Yeah, it takes a while and then I get to the car. That's right, Drew.

7:32 Caller Yeah, I noticed that.

7:33 All right.

7:34 Drew Or a model airplane.

7:35 Adam Gabriel, yes, something with a motor.

7:37 Drew Gabriel's gonna be fine. By 15, it'll all be kicked in.

7:39 Remy Zero Yeah, it keeps going and just step by step. Don't worry about the voice.

7:42 Drew It's probably, you know, whatever your version of early puberty is, it's always awkward and unpleasant. You know, even if you're the guy that kicks in the heavy voice and the chimpanzee-like hair, that's no fun either at 13.

7:55 Adam You know what we all need to do?

7:57 Remy Zero It's the unknown.

7:57 Adam I know I'm getting really heavy here, but we all need to climb in each other's bodies for just a couple of minutes so we know how we feel relatively. Do you know what I'm saying?

8:07 Drew Relative to other people.

8:07 Adam Like, you could climb into me and then step out and go, Oh, Adam, no. No. You got to get like a T cell count or something. No, this is wrong. No wonder. Jesus, you should get a medal for showing up here every night. You feel like hell.

8:22 Drew Get some sleep.

8:23 Adam For me, I know what I feel like. You know what I mean? Shouldn't we be able to do that? Because it's hard to quantify that.

8:29 Drew Again, back to 70s television, they were well on their way to that, to get these machines that changed Gilligan into Marianne. Yeah.

8:37 Adam We should have kept going with that technology.

8:39 Caller We dropped the ball.

8:40 Drew Another thing occurred to me. The fall of the bouncing ball thing.

8:44 Remy Zero Yeah.

8:44 Adam That used to be another TV thing. Sing Along. Yeah.

8:47 Remy Zero Yeah.

8:48 Adam Yeah. All gone.

8:49 Remy Zero Sesame Street Electric Company.

8:51 Adam Katie. Pete Ellis Dodge commercial out here. Katie.

8:55 Yes.

8:55 Adam You're 19?

8:57 Caller Yeah.

8:57 Adam You're on with Remy Zero.

8:59 Caller Okay. My question is that I'm four months pregnant right now and the father of the baby does not know about it yet. I had a one night stand and so I don't do this very often so I know who the father is of the baby. And I'm just wondering, do I have to tell him or should I tell him?

9:22 Drew Well, those are two different questions, aren't they?

9:25 Adam You want to keep the baby? I guess you're going to, right?

9:27 Caller Well, I'm going to keep the baby because I don't believe in abortion so I can't and I'm not going to give it up because...

9:33 Drew You should consult with Minnesota, some sort of Minnesota law to find out whether you have to. I doubt that you have to.

9:40 Adam She's calling from Minnesota, by the way, so just so people aren't confused.

9:44 Drew I mentioned Minnesota.

9:45 Adam Take a 40 hour drive to Minnesota to consult with an attorney over there.

9:49 Drew They have special attorneys in Minneapolis.

9:51 Adam Minnesota law coming to ABC this fall.

9:54 Drew And I doubt you're going to have to, but should you is a more interesting question really. What do you think?

10:00 Caller It's somebody that I don't ever see or.

10:03 Drew Now I understand you have no relationship with them, but what do you think your obligations are to the child and to the father?

10:10 Caller See, that's only my only problem, but he's not the greatest of guys, I guess you can say. Right.

10:18 Drew Would it be damaging to the child to have him in her life or his life? It's a girl, by the way.

10:23 Caller I don't know if it would be damaging, because I don't really want him in my life, like...

10:27 Adam Yeah, I know.

10:29 Caller I would think...

10:29 Adam Wait a minute. How do you know this guy is such a bad guy?

10:32 Caller Well, I used to work with him in my job, and like, you know how you hear stories, and I hear stories of all different relationships and just how he talks, and...

10:43 Adam Wow. But you slept with him, though, huh?

10:45 Caller Yeah.

10:46 Adam Jesus.

10:46 Caller It's not... It's something I'd regret.

10:49 Adam Right.

10:49 Caller And I feel really bad about it.

10:51 Adam Okay. All right. So, let me just get this straight. Your worst fear would be this guy saying, I want to help raise this kid. We should get hitched. Or I'm going to see you Monday, Wednesday, and Friday when I pick the kid up.

11:04 Drew That would be a bad thing for the child.

11:06 Caller Yeah.

11:07 Adam Yeah.

11:07 Caller And I'm in a relationship right now, and he knows about, like, the whole situation.

11:12 Drew What are you going to tell the child?

11:16 Caller Like.

11:16 Adam Like, he died in the war or something. You can tell him whatever you want.

11:19 Caller Maybe.

11:20 Adam Hey, Katie?

11:21 Caller Yes.

11:22 Adam I know this may not be a popular opinion, but I don't know. I'm an atheist, so I can do whatever I want. I don't have to worry about going to hell or anything. So I would say just don't tell him. Just have the kid and raise it with the new guy like it's yours, like it's his.

11:37 Drew But realize the child is going to feel that you have taken the opportunity of having a father away from him or her if you don't come up with some explanation or some honesty.

11:46 Remy Zero He's going to ask questions later.

11:48 Drew But he's going to feel that you've outdone, you've done him out of something. If you've taken the father away, if you've made that decision.

11:55 Adam Right. Meaning if you tell the kid, look, your dad was a drunk, he said he wanted nothing to do with you, then that's one thing. But if you say, gee, I never told him about you, the kid's going to resent you.

12:05 Drew That's right.

12:06 Adam They always end up building up the dad into his mythic proportions.

12:11 Caller The dad that I'm with right now, I'm engaged to him and he's fine with this and he really, really likes kids and he wants to raise this as his own.

12:23 Drew Is he going to tell the child that he's the father? You got a lot of thinning to do. You got a lot of thinking to do. You got to figure this out for yourself.

12:30 Adam I say, if you tell the guy, I bet he's just a dicey enough guy to want nothing to do with it, but then you can technically say that you did it. Do you know what I mean? Like this guy's gonna, like, you're gonna say, I'm pregnant, he's gonna go, wait a minute, what's your name? And then he's gonna go, oh, Christ, yes, and then he's gonna go, can you get an abortion? And you're gonna go, no, and then you're gonna go, I'm gonna raise it myself, and he's gonna go, good.

12:55 Drew That was the narcissist of our generation. The new ones are, that's mine, that's my blood. I'm gonna raise it, that's me, it's a piece of me running around there. They're even crazier than they used to be.

13:05 Adam Well, now what do you want her to do, then?

13:07 Drew I don't think I can answer it for her. I think you gotta think about it. You gotta think about it.

13:10 Caller I have friends who tell me that I should tell them just because I could get child support then, but I don't even want anything.

13:15 Drew That would not be a good reason, in my opinion.

13:17 Remy Zero Not to get like a bribe situation going.

13:19 Drew Because you have this guy in your life, and he's gonna want to see the kid, and it's gonna be a mess.

13:23 Caller I don't want that at all.

13:25 Drew So, you gotta, it's gonna be interesting.

13:27 Caller Well, you know, funnily enough, I didn't meet my father until I was 17, and it was a situation that was very similar to that. It was like, I didn't know who he was. I thought that my father was someone else, because my mom made that decision.

13:38 Adam Did she have the same sort of situation?

13:40 Caller I suppose so, but he knew about me.

13:43 Drew And what, he came and found you?

13:44 Caller No, I mean, ultimately I elected to make contact.

13:46 Drew When did you find out the guy, so you were raised with somebody you thought was your father? Yes. When did you find out that wasn't your real father?

13:52 Caller When I was about 15.

13:53 Drew How did you feel about that?

13:54 Caller I was, well, it was an odd situation, you know, but you kind of go into your troublesome teens, and I was running away from home or whatever.

14:03 Drew Were you angry with mom?

14:05 Caller Well, it was a complex relationship.

14:07 Drew Dad was sort of an asshole.

14:08 Caller No, he was cool. No.

14:10 Adam Stepdad was okay?

14:11 Caller Stepdad was okay.

14:12 Adam And did you romanticize biological dad?

14:15 Drew After that.

14:16 Adam I mean, before you met him, did you think maybe he was this great guy that was going to help you out or change things?

14:23 Caller Well, ultimately, he ended up being an amazing guy.

14:25 Adam Really?

14:25 Caller To tell you the truth. Yeah, he was a very, very cool guy. Because he had chosen to keep me away, he respected that.

14:31 Drew Just because he smoked pot with you doesn't mean he's a great guy.

14:32 Caller Well, yeah, that's true.

14:34 Remy Zero But they all smoked pot with us.

14:36 Caller But the whole thing is probably just from the kid's point of view, it would be cool to have the option to not have the deceit. It's going to be something that the kid will feel better about. Even if the father's not in the life, you just know what he feels.

14:49 Drew Always better to be honest. If you're going to lie, boy, you better lie. It better be a good one.

14:57 Adam Here's the other thing I was thinking of, too, which is it's something that you have to dance with every day. Every day. There's all those things that remind you of it everywhere you look. Who would want to have to deal with that burden every day?

15:12 Drew Forget the hassle. Having that much affect tied up has got to affect your parenting.

15:17 Adam I don't mean the hassle. I mean, I'm saying you'd have to live with it emotionally every day. Once it accumulated some interest, you'd be in too deep. The kid's 13, now what do you do? Every time there's a knock on the door, you freak out a little bit. Every time the kid gets to the mail before you do, you freak out. All right. Sorry. Come clean. All right. Then have the guy snuffed out by drifting. That's what I do. Okay. That's good. Okay. So we all agree. Let's hear a song from Remy Zero. How about that? This one is called Save Me. That is Remy Zero. The Golden Hub is the name of that album. Now, you know why they're the underground sensation over here. Remy Zero is in the studio. I think what we'll do is take ourselves in. By the way, you can go to remyzero.com if you want to find some locations for concerts and when they're coming to a town near you, we should, or actually your town, I think is a better way to say that, right?

20:36 Drew Coming to your town.

20:37 Adam Why go to a neighboring town?

20:38 Drew Just go to your town.

20:39 Adam To actually show up where you are, right?

20:41 Drew Let's go to break.

20:42 Caller Unacceptable. Unacceptable.

20:45 Adam Sharon, Gregory's phone is ringing. Sharon, you're 16.

20:49 Caller Yeah. First of all, I'm a big fan of Remy Zero. I saw your performance on Clayborne tonight and it was amazing.

20:58 Caller Thank you very much.

20:59 Caller Clayborne? I've met you guys a couple of times. You might remember me, but maybe not. First of all, besides that, I want to say that I have a Remy Zero site too and I really want you guys to check it out. It's Rockin Remy and it's linked from your site. Okay. Cool.

21:12 Caller That's perfect.

21:14 Drew How did you see Kilburn if you're in Diamond Bar?

21:17 Caller Well, my mom took me all the way to San Diego for their last show.

21:22 Drew Wow.

21:23 Caller That's good.

21:23 Caller I met you guys outside, Sharon Lara.

21:25 Drew Oh, yeah.

21:25 Remy Zero Exactly. Yeah, with Hot Topic.

21:27 Drew Is it worth pursuing this?

21:28 Remy Zero Get the interview. We're going to do that soon.

21:30 Caller Definitely. I'll call Doug.

21:31 Remy Zero Okay.

21:33 Adam Sharon, you have Satellite and you watch Kilburn three hours earlier.

21:38 Caller Oh, yeah. And I watch it again.

21:40 Drew I see.

21:40 Adam Okay. So you watch it again tonight, Pacific time.

21:44 Caller Yeah.

21:44 Drew So I would think they'd be on right now.

21:47 Caller Yeah, but I'm on the phone, so and I'm talking to them, so it's even better.

21:50 Adam All right.

21:51 Drew Yeah, that's right.

21:52 Caller Well, my problem is, Drew, I get vaginal secretions.

21:55 Caller Unacceptable. Go ahead. Unacceptable.

21:59 Drew I'm sorry.

21:59 Remy Zero Excuse us. Excuse us.

22:01 Drew It's sort of an explosive device they're handing off.

22:04 Adam What about your vagina?

22:06 Caller Okay. So I get like discharge and it's clear and sometimes foggy, but mostly clear, but it's always on like overdrive, like all the time.

22:13 Drew It's on overdrive? You have too much of it.

22:15 Caller Yeah. And sometimes I have to wear panty liners because it gets so bad.

22:18 Drew Is it more around the time just before your period?

22:21 Caller No, it's all the time.

22:22 Drew All the time.

22:23 Adam All the time.

22:23 Drew And do you want a medication?

22:25 Caller No.

22:25 Drew No birth control pills or anything?

22:26 Caller No.

22:27 Adam No.

22:28 Drew I beg your pardon.

22:29 Caller And I was wondering if like maybe there's a pill or am I just thinking about Remy Zero boys way too much?

22:35 Drew No, no pill. Well, actually sometimes some of the birth control pills can make that better or worse.

22:40 Adam But what about the Remy Zero factor? I understand that she's obsessing about it.

22:45 Drew Yes, of course.

22:46 Adam You say sometimes you wear panty liners but it happens all the time.

22:50 Caller Well, no, like sometimes like it'll like okay, sometimes it's on overdrive but sometimes it'll be on over overdrive.

22:56 Adam I see.

22:57 Drew Is it when you're aroused that you notice more of it?

23:00 Caller I don't know. Well, not like when I am, but like the day after.

23:05 Drew Usually this gets heavy around the time of your period, like the week or so before your period. It's normal. Certain particular progesterone containing pills sometimes make that less. Are you sexually active?

23:14 Caller No.

23:15 Drew So eventually you get pap smears around 18, start doing that every year. I'm sure this will all be checked out.

23:20 Adam Can you put some of that kitty litter down there? Like my dad used to throw it in the driveway when the tranny would leak.

23:27 Drew Was that kitty litter? What was that stuff?

23:29 Adam That was kitty litter. Transmission would drip all night, it'd be a big puddle in there. He'd throw some kitty litter down on it and sweep it up. Suck it up pretty good.

23:37 Drew Yeah. We have another solution for this too.

23:39 Adam I'm not saying a whole sack, but I'm just saying you put a scoop full before you head into school or something.

23:45 Drew What's that stuff that always shows up in the cartoons that dries people up?

23:50 Adam I don't know. Do you understand you're on the air?

23:55 Drew No. We should be done.

23:57 Adam Remy Zero is here tonight. Drew, you think very hard about what dries people up in the cartoons? Yeah. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. St. John Cedric and Gregory are all here from Remy Zero. The new CD is out. Golden Hum is the name of the CD, and these guys are going to be on Letterman on the 14th. I just heard, is that correct, January? Yes. So look forward to that and on Kilbourne or Claybourne, Young Moist Caller referred to them as, tonight everybody. So you got that to look forward to as well. Let's get back to the phones and speak to Joel who's 25. Joel.

25:22 Caller Hey.

25:23 Adam What's up?

25:24 Caller How's it going, yo?

25:25 Adam Good, yo.

25:26 Caller Man, check this out. Man, I've been seeing this girl for about six months, right? About a month into the relationship, we started having sex, right? Yes.

25:35 Adam Right.

25:36 Caller Okay. Then about three months into the relationship, man, you know, we're getting ready to do it and, you know, we're going through the foreplay and, man, she starts to lick me where the sun don't shine.

25:47 Adam Right. Oh, she gives you a rim job?

25:49 Caller Yeah.

25:50 Drew Sunny side up or sunny side, you know what I'm saying?

25:53 Adam What do you mean? Where's her nose?

25:55 Drew Yeah. Rim. I get it. I get it.

25:57 Adam You got the rim, right?

25:58 Caller Yeah. Man, but, okay, now, you know, first time, you know, okay, I thought, you know, that kind of turned me on, okay? But now, for the last four months, she's been doing it every time, you know, and apparently this turns her on, it's starting to turn me off.

26:12 Drew Or do you think maybe she thinks it's something you really like? Do you ever consider that?

26:18 Caller I didn't consider that. Did that talk to you? I mean, someday I might think, you know, I might stay with this girl, man, and how do you tell a girl, hey, I want you to stop licking my ass?

26:28 Drew Well, I wouldn't say it quite like that, Frank.

26:31 Adam Oh, you say it with flowers, you know, you don't come out, yell it at her. They have a bouquet for that.

26:38 Drew Just pass some land, making a bouquet.

26:40 Adam Just break some wind. Yeah, she needs what you call a version therapy. You just blow a big one next time she's down there. Her cheeks go up like a puffer fish and that's the last she goes.

26:54 Caller Oh, man, I mean, but.

26:55 Adam No, I bet she would stop.

26:57 Drew I bet if she knew you weren't into it, she would stop. I doubt it is that arousing to her that's something she would look forward to.

27:03 Caller But you know, I like your butt because I'm a slut.

27:06 Adam Oh, that's a, what is that? CariWare. You know, there's always that thing, there's a weird thing that all that stuff you do at the beginning, that you have to slowly get out of doing this, the relationship wears on. It's the same with work. All that, yes sir, no sir. Oh, I'm always 10 minutes early. All that BS that has to fade into showing up drunk and stealing office equipment. You have to make that transition and you have to do it in your relationship too, right? And all you have to do is not do it once and now you don't do it. You know, there was the day pre-lick and the day post-lick. And all, you just need that one day where you don't do it. And the best way to not do something is to do it under sort of circumstances, a little adversity. You know, you're drunk, it's late, it's cold, something's up. You know what I mean? So you do that quickie, but technically you didn't do it, and now you don't have to do it anymore. So that's the way to do it. Right?

28:03 Caller Yeah.

28:03 Adam Yeah.

28:05 Drew Not listening.

28:06 Adam Okay. I don't know. So he should tell her? Yeah. Yeah.

28:10 Drew The Nazi hate. He... Don't just yell it out. He stop licking my A.

28:13 Adam You know what a good way though to get chicks to stop doing stuff that you don't want is you just give them this one where, you know, they're doing something like they're trying to put your nuts in a blender or something and you go, Oh baby, you're so hot. I don't got time for that now. I got to get in you. You know, you give them a little compliment. It's like, I got no time for the crayon up the ass. I'm so... You're so hot. I got to get in you. You know what I mean? Then they go, Oh yeah, I got him too wrapped up. He can't wait. It's a nice way of sort of complimenting them and getting past whatever weirdness they're trying to do to your A-hole. Tasha? You're 22.

28:50 Caller Yeah. So like last year, I've been filming these amateur porn movies and I've just started dating this guy for like about two months now and I don't know how to tell him about it. I don't want him to think I'm like trashy or anything.

29:04 Drew What does that mean, amateur porn movie? What does that mean?

29:07 Caller It's like amateur, like real low budget movies and stuff like that, stuff like that too.

29:11 Drew You mean you're being hired to do these things or you yourself actually set up a camera and film yourself or something?

29:16 Caller No, I've been hired to do them.

29:17 Drew I see.

29:18 Adam I'm a stinking whore. How much do you get?

29:20 Caller Huh?

29:21 Adam How much?

29:22 Caller That's not important.

29:23 Adam No, it is.

29:24 Caller No, it's not.

29:25 Adam No, it is because if you're getting like, you know, five grand, then it's like, but if you're getting 300 bucks, it's like you're an idiot.

29:34 Caller No, it's like a fair amount.

29:35 Adam What is it?

29:36 Drew Is it more toward the five grand?

29:37 Adam Yeah. No.

29:39 Caller Upwards.

29:39 Drew Up or the up of it?

29:40 Adam If we're doing one film?

29:42 Caller No, a couple of them.

29:44 Adam Like 25?

29:46 Caller Quite a few.

29:47 Adam Look, how much a film, goofball?

29:51 Caller A bit.

29:51 Adam Is it 500 bucks? Is it 1,000 bucks? What is it?

29:54 Caller Like 1,000.

29:55 Adam Okay, like 1,000 per thing. And how many have you done?

29:59 Caller About 30 or so.

30:01 Adam And is this the way you're making your living now?

30:04 Caller Yeah.

30:05 Drew And this would show up on the web all over the place?

30:07 Caller Uh-huh.

30:09 Caller So, um, yeah, and I had a question.

30:10 Drew You better tell him. You better tell him right away.

30:12 Remy Zero I think he's going to find out eventually.

30:14 Drew Yeah. That would not be pretty.

30:16 Caller Yeah. I mean, he's not that type of guy. He's like not really into that.

30:20 Adam I know. You know what's funny about guys is like, first thing you do is cry and the second thing you do is beat off. If he ran out onto this on the web, like you'd be wiping the tears back with one hand, your other hand would be sliding down your pants.

30:35 Caller Yeah, but he's like a real personal close kind of guy. He's not...

30:39 Adam Why are you with him? I mean, is this kind of guy you're interested in?

30:42 Caller Yeah, I'm tired of being around perverts and stuff like that.

30:45 Remy Zero But you're doing films with those people?

30:47 Caller Yeah, and it's money, so.

30:50 Adam Right.

30:50 Drew You have no other way to make a living?

30:52 Caller Yeah, but that way is more fun.

30:54 Drew More fun?

30:55 Caller Yeah.

30:55 Drew There's a little consequence associated with it, though, huh?

30:58 Caller True.

30:58 Remy Zero But you may hurt this other guy's feelings that's very personal and close.

31:03 Caller Yeah.

31:04 Adam Is he a real straight-laced guy, you say?

31:06 Caller Yeah. A real conformist.

31:09 Caller He's not real.

31:10 Adam Real what?

31:11 Caller He's a conformist. He's not real.

31:14 Caller I don't know.

31:15 Caller I know he'd be really upset if I told him.

31:17 Drew Because conformist sometimes just means kind of healthy in his own skin.

31:21 Caller Yeah.

31:21 Adam Yeah. So he's Squaresville, huh?

31:24 Caller Pretty much.

31:25 Drew I don't know. Not exciting doesn't necessarily mean conformist.

31:28 Adam Okay. He's not doing a bunch of gay porn on the Internet, so he's pretty upset.

31:31 Drew He gave that up a while ago.

31:32 Adam All right. So you think he would find out if he didn't say anything?

31:36 Caller So I think he'd find out. Yeah. Maybe. Oh, eventually. I doubt it. I doubt it.

31:40 Drew Oh, come on.

31:41 Adam Well, he doesn't peruse the websites. Maybe he's not going to know.

31:46 Drew But all that's happened is one of his friends go, wait a minute.

31:48 Adam Does he see one of these movies? Well, what do you do? Do you look like you in these movies?

31:52 Yeah.

31:54 Adam Well, I don't know. I'd wear like a big groucho nose and a big bushy, wait a minute, I got the eyebrows. I'd wear like a blonde wig or something and duct tape my ass so people couldn't see the hair. I mean, wouldn't you cover yourself up a little or wear, didn't people used to wear wigs when they did porn so their folks wouldn't recognize them? No. No.

32:15 Caller See, he doesn't have a computer or anything.

32:18 Drew But listen, Tasha, his friends do and his friends might meet you and go, wait a minute, wait a minute.

32:24 Adam Yeah, but if he has no clue.

32:26 Drew Wait, wait, wait. What are we talking about?

32:28 Adam Come on. I don't know.

32:29 Drew Why, why, why?

32:30 Adam Because you know, I hate, I always like to lie to guys. I don't know. Hold on. Would you guys, you know if he finds out he's going to get out? It's going to freak him out.

32:40 Remy Zero Yeah, of course.

32:40 Adam It's going to work out.

32:41 Caller Yeah. However long he's with her, it's going to come out if he's with her.

32:43 Remy Zero But it's almost like the more prolonged, the more she backs off.

32:48 Adam What if we make her deal like she stops and then doesn't have to tell him?

32:53 Caller What about that? There's still the health element, right?

32:58 Adam Oh, yeah. That's a good point too. Tasha, can you stop doing this? Do you want to stop?

33:05 Caller I want to stop. Actually, it's getting old.

33:08 Caller It's really stressing my self-esteem.

33:10 Adam Right.

33:11 Caller I'm not really into it as much as I used to be. It used to be a thrill, but now it's...

33:15 Adam Right.

33:16 Drew Are you an addict?

33:18 Caller I can't... I wouldn't say addict.

33:20 Caller What are you doing?

33:23 Caller It used to be like a rush to me.

33:25 Drew What are you doing? Are you doing some drugs now, too?

33:28 Caller A little bit.

33:29 Drew What are you doing?

33:30 Caller I do a little bit of dope every once in a while.

33:33 Drew Heroin?

33:34 Caller Yeah.

33:34 Drew Yeah. There's no every once in a while heroin, by the way. That's what I'm picking up here, Tasha. This is all part of your addiction. The need for thrill, the need for arousal, the need to get away from unpleasant feelings, the unpleasant feelings being so threatening to you, the way dope makes everything okay for you. That is profound S.

33:52 Caller I mean, I only do it like twice a month.

33:54 Drew Tasha, I'm telling you, you are going down, you are-

34:00 Adam Sliding down Dope Mountain?

34:01 Drew I don't want to say the slippery slope thing again, but you're sliding down Dope Mountain. You're running down Dope Mountain. This is a really awful situation you're in. I would suggest you see someone about this before the road you're on comes to a crashing halt.

34:14 Adam All right. So, Tasha, here's the advice. Be honest, focus on the dope, get off of that, stop doing these movies because they're not helping your self-esteem. When you get all that cleared out and when the dust settles in your life, then you can think about telling him. All right. So, don't even add that to your list of things to do in the next two months. Get clean, stop doing porn.

34:38 Caller I have another question too. Okay.

34:41 Caller This is kind of personal, but...

34:43 Adam All right. Well, I'm not interested. Look, she's doing dope and porn. What could this next one be? We don't got time for this.

34:50 Caller We got to get to the next call.

34:51 Adam Kelly? Oh, you want to talk to Dale?

34:53 Caller Yeah.

34:55 Adam Look, she got two biggies to focus on. Don't worry about the minutiae. Dale?

35:00 Yeah, what's up?

35:00 Adam You're 28?

35:01 Caller Yeah. That last call was great.

35:03 Adam Yeah. It takes all kinds, doesn't it?

35:07 Caller My comment and question is about the foreskin.

35:09 Adam Yeah.

35:09 Caller Dr. Drew was making some comments a night or two ago about the foreskin. He said it was completely useless.

35:16 Adam The foreskin is his arch nemesis.

35:19 Drew I didn't say completely useless. I said it's like hair or fingernails.

35:22 Adam Drew's done battle with many foreskin in this day.

35:25 Drew I'm saying that why make a big deal about it? We don't make a big deal about other things we take off.

35:33 Caller I've read a lot, some of it's online, some of it's in textbooks from college.

35:39 Drew Are you going to tell us about the thickness of the head of the penis and all that nonsense?

35:43 Caller The which?

35:44 Drew The thickness of the epidermis and the head of the penis?

35:48 Caller More just along the lines of sensitivity.

35:51 Drew Listen, how many calls do we get a night where guys are too sensitive? That's our predominant call.

35:57 Adam I don't know that that's too sensitive. I mean, I don't know if that's the way it registers for them.

36:02 Drew I wouldn't personally, would you want to be more sensitive, feel more? I mean, is that something that would be a good thing?

36:08 Adam My penis, yeah, not emotionally. I like to feel less emotionally and more in my penis and generally my groin area, anus and balls.

36:15 Drew No one has actually proven that-

36:16 Adam Why? Can you do that?

36:18 Drew No one has actually proven that the thickness of the epidermis actually changes sensitivity.

36:22 Adam Look, Drew, here's the deal. I know all about the penis. Here's the thing about the head of your penis. If it gets exposed once every three years because there's a foreskin over it, it's like when somebody touches the skin on your body that's rarely exposed, like under your arm, on your side or something. There's more sensitivity. That's not always good.

36:43 Drew Sounds uncomfortable.

36:44 Adam Well, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. Sometimes it feels good to get a massage if it's done right in that area that's rarely exposed and then sometimes it feels good to get it on your hands or your feet, the part that's thick that always seems to get exposed. But that's basically what they're talking about. I mean, you take a guy who's been circumcised since two months and he can take his penis and bang it on a can of peanuts and bust a hole in it and then eat the peanuts with it. It doesn't really feel that much. You take a circumcised guy and the head of his penis pops out and touches the inside of his underpants and he winces. You know? So there's that.

37:20 Drew Sounds uncomfortable.

37:21 Adam But here, but see, here's the thing, here's the thing that's, that's ridiculous. Whatever penis you got is your penis and that's all you know and that's fine for you.

37:30 Caller Some people that choose to get that procedure done when they're older and they regret it.

37:37 Adam The circumcision or the?

37:39 Caller Right, the circumcision.

37:40 Adam Okay, but here's the thing, here's the thing, there, there is a hygiene issue with the non-circumcision.

37:47 Caller You just gotta take a shower, wash it, it's easy.

37:50 Adam Yeah, I know.

37:51 Caller I think it's a good pay off there.

37:53 Adam I'm telling you, here's what I'm saying ultimately. There are legitimate arguments for circumcision, there's legitimate arguments for not being circumcised.

38:04 Drew Our point is why make a big deal out of it.

38:05 Caller I think it's like abortion.

38:06 Drew Hey, Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale.

38:10 Adam It's like abortion?

38:11 Drew Dale, don't even go down that path Adam. Our point is why make a big deal out of it. Do what you do and that's great.

38:17 Adam Who cares?

38:19 Drew That's the point. It's the energy that people are putting into it that troubles us.

38:22 Adam The guys who like yourself, Dale, who spend a little too much time thinking about it are the ones we worry about. Why? What's the difference?

38:31 Caller It just sounded bizarre when Dr. Drew was comparing it to hair and nails.

38:35 Adam Well, Drew does. I believe the foreskin has a soul and Drew doesn't. That's the difference. Now, Drew's half Jew, so he just had part of his kids' foreskin cut off. Drew had his sons chopped up pretty good, pretty good. And so he wants the world's penis to look like his son's.

38:55 Drew No, actually, I want the world to keep their foreskins and just shut up. Okay.

38:59 Adam Take your goddamn foreskins and get the F out of here.

39:03 Drew There are so many other things to be worried about. Just shut the F up about the foreskin. Keep your foreskins. Enjoy. Restore it. Whatever. Great. Don't even talk to me about the thickness. Whatever.

39:14 Adam We worry about the guys.

39:15 Caller Restore your foreskin?

39:16 Drew Yeah.

39:16 Caller You can put it back on.

39:18 Remy Zero I think you should add on to it. If you have one, make a big...

39:22 Drew Make it so you can pick up peanuts with it and put it in your mouth.

39:25 Adam Spray water at the crayon.

39:26 Drew Yeah, absolutely. I think that's the greatest thing.

39:29 Adam That's a very, very good point, which you never hear about, Gregory brought up, which is if a foreskin is so good, why not more? Why not more? Stretch out what you got. Yeah. Looks like my grandma's ear lobes.

39:42 Drew Let me do pay some homage to the reality, which is that we are the only industrialized country in the world that does the procedure routinely.

39:48 Adam Right.

39:49 Drew There is no clear benefit medically to it, though there are no cases of penile cancer ever in a circumcised individual.

39:57 Adam There's none in uncircumcised either. It's very rare.

40:00 Drew And we hear tons of calls on this show about the tearing and the stenosis and the problems with the foreskin.

40:06 Adam Yes.

40:06 Drew All things being equal.

40:07 Adam Also, I don't know how where society is now, but whenever you're the odd man out with the penis in the shower, it's weird. If you're the uncircumcised guy and there's 10 other guys that are circumcised, that ain't good for you. You know what I'm saying? You get called the perforator. It's a long story. It goes back to junior high. I don't want to get into it. We'll take a little break. Remy Zero is here. We'll be back after this. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Puddle of mud in here tomorrow night. Sinjin, Cedric, and Gregory all in here from Remy Zero tonight. The Golden Hum is the name of the CD and on Kilbourne tonight. All right. Let's power through a few calls here, Drew, and start off with Kelly, who's 16. Kelly.

41:32 Caller Hello.

41:33 Adam What's up?

41:34 Caller Oh my God, am I on?

41:35 Caller Oh my God.

41:36 Oh my God, this is so cool.

41:37 Caller Okay.

41:38 Caller Okay. I just want to say Remy Zero, I love you guys so much.

41:41 Caller Thank you, Kelly.

41:41 Caller Thank you so much.

41:43 Caller And Dr. Drew and Adam, I think you guys are the coolest and you're on my shoe.

41:48 Caller Oh, wow.

41:50 Drew Totally impressed.

41:51 Caller Yeah. And okay, I have two questions. My first question is, yeah, like my favorite pastime in the entire world besides sleeping is eating.

42:00 Drew Yeah.

42:00 Caller And like I'll just eat if I'm full, I'll eat. If I'm bored, I'll eat. Am I like addicted? Is it possible to just be addicted?

42:07 Drew Obsessive. Are you an addict, do you think? Is there alcoholism in your family?

42:11 Caller No, no, eating.

42:12 Drew I understand, but do you have that biological potential of being an addict? Is there?

42:16 Caller No, not at all.

42:17 Drew Not in your family. All right. And are you overweight?

42:22 Caller I think I'm guessing about I'm like five feet, six inches, and I weigh like 130.

42:28 Drew You're fat. No, no. You're about average.

42:30 Adam Yeah, that's fine.

42:31 Drew That's good. And so you're not having any consequence from the eating, right? You're healthy and you're able to eat a balanced diet. You're not vomiting, right?

42:38 Adam Well, what are you eating?

42:40 Caller Um, whatever's in my house.

42:42 Drew But you but in addition to this binge eating, you also have a balanced diet in between?

42:46 Caller Um, yeah.

42:47 Drew Okay. Yeah. This probably more is sort of on the order of what people call emotional eating. Is that when they feel uncomfortable or bored or whatever, the eating just gratifies. It's comfort. Yeah, it's comfort. It's just whatever you need to sort of manage feelings. You just go at it. It just makes you feel good.

43:05 Caller Oh, okay. Thanks. And my other question is?

43:07 Drew That was easy.

43:09 Caller If you do it, you should balance it, though, and eat really good healthy stuff and it won't weigh on your body.

43:14 Drew Yeah. Keep stuff around you that's healthier than that.

43:16 Caller Okay. And for a 13 or 14-year-old, how large should the penis be?

43:20 Remy Zero Oh, 48 inches.

43:22 Caller Oh.

43:23 Adam No, why? Who do you got?

43:25 Caller What?

43:26 Adam What penis? What penis are you checking out?

43:28 Caller I'm just curious.

43:30 Drew We'll give it about a five and a half.

43:32 Caller Oh.

43:33 Adam What? 13 or 14?

43:35 Drew I don't know. Five.

43:35 Adam Five and a half is average, isn't it? Whose penis is this?

43:40 Caller My what?

43:41 Adam You have a boyfriend?

43:42 Caller Yes.

43:43 Adam Is he 13?

43:45 Caller 14.

43:46 Drew I think it's about 13 or 14. Some of them are way into puberty. Some of them haven't started yet.

43:50 Caller I haven't asked him yet.

43:53 Drew What? How big his penis is? Yes.

43:54 Adam Does it seem small?

43:56 Caller I haven't asked him. I haven't looked.

43:59 Adam Why do you need to know in advance?

44:01 Caller I'm curious.

44:02 Remy Zero You just want to be prepared.

44:03 Drew Is he a mature guy?

44:06 Caller Yes.

44:07 Adam Yes? Okay. What grade is he in?

44:10 Caller Eighth grade.

44:11 Adam Eighth grade?

44:12 Drew You're in eleventh grade?

44:13 Caller Yes.

44:14 Drew Isn't that kind of weird?

44:16 Caller No.

44:18 Adam No? Okay.

44:19 Drew I wish I could imitate her.

44:24 Adam Well, listen, she likes to nap and eat all day, and he's in eighth grade, so he's not going to complain.

44:28 Drew You like to nap.

44:29 Adam That's what she wants.

44:31 Remy Zero Yeah.

44:31 Caller He's cool, like a monkey.

44:33 Remy Zero Okay. I'd say, well, for monkeys, it'd be like three and a half to five inches.

44:37 Adam Right. It should curl at the end. It's prehensile. That's how they hang. Okay, Kelly, that's good. Listen, if you want to really know, you just do that thing where you go ahead and draw a ruler on your forearm with a ballpoint pen. Just transfer it right on there, all the marks. I mean, you can leave 16.

44:57 Drew Make a metric, please.

44:58 Adam Leave the 30 seconds and the 16th out, but just do inch, half inch, quarter inch down to eight. Then when you latch on to it, you just do that thing where you kind of slide it up, turn your palm and you get a pretty good read.

45:10 Caller No.

45:11 Adam All right there, Kelly. No.

45:13 Caller Yes.

45:14 Adam Good times with the eating and the napping.

45:16 Caller Okay, cool. Thanks, guys. I love you.

45:17 Adam All righty. All right. That woman is-

45:20 Drew She's the virgin from Anna Hunter.

45:23 Adam She likes to eat and nap. She's 16. I just see her answering the door in a moo moo, eating the bonbons. By the way, what happened to bonbons is the gag food for the fat housewife who didn't leave. You know what I mean? Now they're doing math. But they used to sit around and eat bonbons back in the day. Rusty, petting that lap dog and eating the bonbons and watching the soap operas. You're 16 there, Rusty. Is your hair red? Is that why you're Rusty?

45:55 Caller Yeah.

45:55 Adam All right. Is anyone named Rusty who doesn't have red hair or is that only a nickname?

46:01 Caller It's just a nickname.

46:02 Drew No birth name Rusty, huh?

46:04 Adam Right. No guy with black hair named Rusty, right?

46:09 Caller That's not what I know.

46:09 Drew Right. Now we've established that. We're out of time here. We got to go to break.

46:13 Adam Not to call guys with brown hair crappy. You know what I mean? I'm using the same logic.

46:19 Drew Poopy.

46:19 Adam Poopy. Better. Better. All right. Remy, Poopy, Rusty Zero is here tonight. We are going to come back. We'll get with the real Rusty and get to the bottom of his question after this.

46:30 Caller Here it is. Bottom line, it sucks being single today. Tons of lame people and no decent prospects. Call the Dateline. Call the Dateline.

46:37 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:38 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

46:43 Caller Loveline will be right back. So get your problems ready. Ready.

47:26 Adam Hey, yo, y'all, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Puddle of Mud is coming in here tomorrow night. Remy Zero in here tonight. Going to be on the Killborn Show tonight. Singin, Cedric, and Gregory are all here representing the band. The Golden Hum is the name of the CD, and we will hear something else off of that. I think sometime in this next break here.

47:53 Drew No. How did you say? You got her yes on there, too?

47:57 Adam Just a no.

47:58 Drew Just a no.

47:59 Adam Yeah, she had a cadence on her. She's great. Rusty?

48:02 Caller Yeah.

48:03 Adam You're from Oregon, and you're 16 years old, and your question was?

48:10 Caller See, because sometimes I get bored, and I like to go out back, you know, kind of sit around with my sheep, you know? Just because, you know, I kind of get lonely every now and then. Yeah.

48:21 Adam I don't believe it.

48:23 Caller What?

48:25 Adam My name's Rusty, and I got some sheepers. They like to go out and cuddle with them.

48:32 Caller Well, no, I just kind of like, you know, sometimes especially when I'm drunk, I'll go out there, and you know, I just kind of like to, you know, take care of myself that way.

48:41 Adam All right.

48:43 Caller I'm just kind of wondering, does that make me gay? Because it's a boy sheep.

48:46 Adam No, no. You can rape male animals, and that doesn't make you gay. Does it, Drew? That's, it's, there's some scripture that states that. I can't remember where. Probably Old Testament. Oh, Torah?

48:58 Caller Well, it's just because, you know, like my friends, they told me that, you know, because, you know, at my high school at Harrisburg, they'd be like...

49:03 Caller Oh, here we go, here we go.

49:05 Drew Anybody specific you want to name who participated with you?

49:08 Caller Well, no, none of my friends. I mean, they just tell me, you know, I don't know. They said, you know, they were kind of saying about it, joking around, and I, you know, thought, hey, you know, that's not such a bad idea sometimes.

49:18 Adam Having sex with the sheep?

49:20 Caller Well, yeah, it's just kind of, you know, you've got to take care of it.

49:23 Drew By the way, these people that do that kind of thing, they don't, they don't......

49:28 Adam broadcast the name in the high school.

49:29 Drew Of course not. I mean, it's obviously, this is beyond bogus. Right. But here's an interesting question about it is, they wouldn't choose a male sheep.

49:37 Adam No, that's the whole point of the sheep, is to simulate the vagina, right?

49:42 Caller Well, I don't know. I just kind of, you know.

49:43 Drew Yeah. We know you don't know, Rosic. We don't got no girl sheep. You're making this crap up. She's qualified.

49:49 Adam All right. Aren't all sheep girl, aren't you a ram if you're a male sheep?

49:54 Caller No. A ram is one with the horns, and a you is the female. Right. This is just a boy sheep.

50:02 Adam And you have no female sheep in the whole flock?

50:05 Caller No. We butchered all them.

50:07 Adam Oh, okay.

50:08 Remy Zero That's comforting.

50:09 Adam And what came out of them? Seam them? Seam them? Seam them?

50:14 Drew You said there were no male sheep in the whole flock.

50:16 Caller All right. I know.

50:16 Adam I know.

50:17 Drew We butchered them.

50:18 Adam All right. That's a good time. Hiya, Rusty. All right. Have a good time.

50:22 Caller So it's okay that I...

50:24 Adam It's fine.

50:24 Remy Zero Everything you do sounds perfect.

50:26 Caller Right.

50:26 Drew You get a kind of caucus.

50:28 Adam What can you get? What can you get? A puffin mouth.

50:32 Drew A kind of caucus.

50:33 Adam A kind of worm.

50:36 Drew It's a parasite kind of caucus.

50:38 Adam You can't. Is a sheep going to hold still for this? Do you know what I mean?

50:43 Remy Zero Oh, yeah. There's tranquilizers.

50:44 Drew Really? But again, this is the whole concept of how do people rape people? How do they pull this stuff off?

50:52 Adam I don't know. You know, that whole part about trying... You know, I get a couple beers in me. I can barely get my penis into someone who I'm paying. Do you know what I mean? I mean, a willing family member. I can't imagine that whole kicking and screaming and nails and knocking over furniture like that part. How do you get... First off, how do you keep the erection when the person is like screaming, scratching, biting and kicking?

51:18 Drew How do you keep the erection from getting like torn off or hurt?

51:22 Adam I know it always sounds so insensitive, but you know that part, like you hear these horrible stories, like the chick, she's jogging in the park at night and the guy dives out of the bushes and he tackles her and he rapes her there in the hedge kind of thing. Could you imagine it's, you know, 50 degrees outside, your pants are around your ankles, the chick's screaming, you're worried about cops coming by or other people jogging by. She's like scratching and biting. You can get that penis in there and hump away and have an orgasm? Like, I mean, I know these guys are effed up and what gives them the orgasm is probably the kicking and screaming. To a sane person, you know what I mean? Like, I'll sometimes, I'll have to turn the clock down because the light from it is bothering me too much to have an orgasm. Honey, honey, throw the sweatpants over the clock. The ultraviolet's screwing with the pecker.

52:17 Drew The light's screwing me up. I hear a fly next door.

52:20 Adam I can't focus. Right, right, the neighbor pulled up. I can't hear it. The car's out there. It's bothering me.

52:26 Drew Do they use lubricants, you think?

52:28 Adam That's the other thing. I mean, it's all weird and sensitive stuff that you can't ask somebody. But women, when they're not aroused, and certainly when your adrenaline's pumping and you're trying to fight off an assailant, you certainly would not be lubricated very well. And it's like, these guys are having an orgasm. And how does that work? And how are they getting in? And if there's ever an area that would be difficult to get to while someone was kicking and screaming, it would be the center of the person. I could see it if you just had to grab their foot and put your penis into the foot. You know, you could grab their foot and kind of isolate it or something.

53:06 Drew And then these guys up the ante. It's not just about the vagina.

53:09 Adam Oh, and when they start getting into the anal rape, how does that work either? I know, I know, it sounds, I don't want to make light of it, but seriously, when the person is, is, you know, I got a 50-gallon drum of KY, you know, eight condoms, and the chick's been sitting on a heated blanket for four hours, emotionally preparing herself with graduated butt plugs. It's still a tall order for me. You know, guys playing sitar, incense is burning. We both had a couple glasses of red wine. Even then, it's a fairly tall order. How does it work? Right, drag the chick down in the public pool, and squeeze one off while the kids are playing volleyball just outside the window. How does that work? How do you do that?

53:59 Remy Zero It's a great mystery.

54:00 Drew It does not seem possible.

54:02 Adam But these guys have to be so twisted that that becomes such an immense turn-on. Rush and a turn-on for them.

54:09 Remy Zero For a lot of people, sex is an intimacy, it's control.

54:12 Drew It's power, yeah.

54:13 Adam Right, but how do you? Okay.

54:15 Remy Zero Well, you know of anything, control of a male sheep, maybe even a specialist.

54:18 Drew Adam's asking us seriously, how do you do it?

54:23 Adam I got a career after radio that I want to know.

54:27 Drew I'm a rapist.

54:28 Adam Drew, please, please. We're not kidding. Tim? Yeah. You're 27?

54:33 Caller I have the answer to Dr. Drew's question about that stuff that everybody used in cartoons for drawing stuff up.

54:39 Adam Go ahead.

54:40 Caller It's alum. Right.

54:42 Adam I think Gregory brought that up.

54:43 Caller Oh, sorry.

54:44 Adam That's all right. That's all right. What's up? They're in the break, I think, maybe.

54:48 Caller Oh, okay. That was it.

54:49 Adam Oh, that was it?

54:50 Caller Yeah.

54:50 Adam Thanks, everybody.

54:52 Caller All right.

54:52 Drew To the goal.

54:54 Adam That's the beauty of the show. An hour later, you get an answer. Sharon?

54:58 Caller Yes.

54:59 Adam You're 24?

55:00 Caller Yes.

55:00 Adam What's up?

55:01 Caller Well, ever since I had my son, he's two. I have no desire to have sex with my husband, and I don't know why.

55:10 Drew This is your first child?

55:11 Caller Second.

55:12 Drew Second child. Did anything happen after the first one?

55:14 Caller No.

55:14 Drew Have you been depressed since the second?

55:16 Caller Yeah.

55:17 Drew Well, certainly that could be a big feature, right? Postpartum depression can be devastating.

55:21 Adam How are you getting along with your husband?

55:24 Drew That's another part of the problem here. If you don't feel intimate towards him, it's hard to want to have sex with him. Are you breastfeeding or anything like that?

55:30 Caller Oh, no.

55:31 Drew Are you on any medication?

55:32 Caller No.

55:33 Drew Nothing? Birth control pills? Nothing?

55:35 Caller No.

55:36 Adam Would you say you're depressed?

55:38 Caller No.

55:38 Adam You sound kind of depressed.

55:40 Caller No.

55:41 Drew You said you're depressed. I asked you if you're depressed.

55:43 Caller Well, that's what the doctor says.

55:46 Adam Well, what's he know?

55:46 Drew Yeah, of course. How could they possibly have any understanding of that?

55:52 Adam All right, so I think it's fair to say you're depressed.

55:55 Drew And listen, it's very common for women to have experiences after the biological changes of pregnancy that can affect their sex drive. And sometimes something as simple as just getting back on a birth control pill that sort of reestablishes your hormonal homeostasis can restore your libido. Are you eating normally, exercising, that kind of thing? No, you have two kids.

56:16 Caller Normal for me, yeah.

56:17 Drew You have two kids, too. Are you overweight or anything?

56:19 Caller Oh, God, no. I'm trying to gain.

56:21 Drew Okay.

56:22 Adam You're trying to gain weight.

56:23 Drew Are you menstruating normally now?

56:25 Caller Pardon me?

56:25 Drew Are you menstruating normally?

56:27 Caller Yeah.

56:27 Drew Do you have any medical problems?

56:29 Caller No.

56:30 Adam Why are you trying to gain weight?

56:32 Caller Because I'm only 915 pounds right now.

56:38 Remy Zero That can be sometimes when you feel bad, when I was depressed before I lost weight, actually.

56:44 Adam Are you not eating?

56:46 Caller Oh, no. I'm eating.

56:47 Adam Do you have a fast metabolism?

56:50 Caller No.

56:51 Adam Oh, okay.

56:52 Drew Are you concerned? Maybe.

56:55 Adam What do you do for a living? Are you a professional volleyball player or something? What do you do?

57:00 Caller Besides a full-time mom, I do security. All right.

57:04 Adam But you said you're, oh, no, you're eating. You don't have a fast metabolism, but you're not putting on weight. You must have a fast metabolism, right?

57:13 Caller Not really.

57:14 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. Jesus. Don't you want to just fly out to Washington and strangle Sharon? Why do I hate her so much? Is she just angry or is she depressed?

57:23 Drew She's angry and depressed.

57:24 Adam She's like contrary, real short answers. No. Yes. Oh, that's what they said.

57:29 Remy Zero She doesn't want to reveal too much. Yes, she doesn't.

57:31 Adam Yeah, everything is just kind of...

57:32 Caller She should definitely talk to someone, though.

57:33 Adam But everything that comes out of you is sort of negative. Sort of. Even when you do the math. It's got to be one or the other. You're not exercising. You're eating plenty. You're not putting any weight on.

57:44 Drew Well, either that or you have some sort of chronic illness or cancer and you're wasting, or you have HIV and you're wasting, or you have hyperthyroidism. These things need to be... Have you seen a doctor? And you have none of those medical things? No, I don't. Okay.

57:58 Adam All right. Hey, listen. Does anyone but me tell you what a pain in the ass you sound like? I swear to Christ, if I had to drive down to the corner with you, I would blare the radio and then kill myself halfway there. Does anyone ever tell you that?

58:12 Drew That makes her feel better.

58:13 Adam Your pain in the ass.

58:14 Drew A depressed mom of two, she feels very supported by your kind words. Thank you. Happy holidays.

58:20 Adam You're depressed. Just admit it.

58:22 Drew Yeah, you ought to get that taken care of, Sharon. And then whatever is going on in your personal, between you and your husband, on behalf of the kids, why not get that taken care of, alright?

58:30 Alright.

58:31 Adam Yeah, you just sound that way, alright?

58:33 Alright.

58:33 Adam Alright, take that whatever and do whatever. And stop having the kids. Please, all the depressed, poor, security people out there, no more kids. Oh, listen, I know I'm a prick, but I can't stand when people call the show and they're just angry. That's your business. If you call the show and you have a question and you want an answer, that's fine. But don't act like we bothered you in the middle of the night and we're doing a goddamn survey for AT&T and we're trying to get you to switch over to our long distance carrier. No, yes, no. Did you go to the doctor? Yes.

59:08 Drew What do they know?

59:09 Adam Well, everything, you have to ask the second one. Oh, have you gone to the doctor? Yes. What did they say? Nothing. You know, it's like, give the whole answer. Did you go to the doctor? Yes. I went to the doctor, we ran some tests, they came up negative. You know, do that whole thing. Why do we got to squeeze people, like with a goddamn Gestapo over here, shining a light in them? You called us. If you're pissed, fine, don't call.

59:32 Drew Or, listen, people can call and tell us how pissed they are.

59:35 Adam Or call and say I'm a big pain in the ass.

59:37 Drew You got to explain it. But you can't act it out on us and expect us not to react.

59:42 Adam That's right. That's right. I'm a Corolla. We got our own problems, I believe.

59:49 Drew Oh, yeah.

59:50 Adam I was in the therapist's office for an hour today. Tell them all about my problem.

59:53 Drew What, the NFL scores didn't come out the way you wanted?

59:57 Adam No, please.

59:58 Drew How dare you? Have you finally talked to him about masturbation?

1:00:01 Adam No.

1:00:02 Drew Oh, for God's sake, why do you go?

1:00:04 Adam Because I told you if I talk about masturbating, I have to masturbate. Do you understand that?

1:00:09 Drew You know what? That will be considered some breakthrough. I'm sure he'll give you a little privacy.

1:00:14 Adam Me beating off in the office is going to be a breakthrough?

1:00:17 Drew He'll send you to the bathroom of sorts.

1:00:19 Adam You guys know what I'm talking about. It's like eating or anything else. You sit around and start talking about masturbating, you're less than 10 minutes away from a beating. You have to beat off. It's like talking about food, Drew. You can't talk too long about food without eating. No way I'm bringing that up in a session. I'll beat off. Kagan?

1:00:38 Caller Hey guys, how you doing?

1:00:39 Adam You're 25?

1:00:39 Caller What's up?

1:00:40 Caller Good. I have a question for you guys.

1:00:42 Caller All right.

1:00:44 Caller I have a long time friend of mine who I met in college, and we've become, we've remained friends after college and I was at her place the other night. And we went out to dinner, came back to her place and watching movies. And we started kissing each other for a long time. And I did spend the night with her. We've spent the night at each other's places quite a few times in the same bed, and nothing's happened because that's just not what a relationship is all about.

1:01:13 Drew Well, stop, stop. Let's really define what's going on here more clearly. You're not into her. You're not really super attracted to her.

1:01:20 Caller You know, I'm really not sure.

1:01:23 Drew If you were super attractive, you'd be sure. So at least the not having the positive suggests at least a modest negative.

1:01:31 Caller Okay.

1:01:31 Drew Okay.

1:01:32 Adam Right? Yeah. Kagan, you're single, right?

1:01:36 Caller Yes, sir.

1:01:36 Adam You don't got much cooking and there's nothing wrong with her.

1:01:40 Caller Nothing at all.

1:01:41 Adam But you're just not into her.

1:01:42 Drew You're just not into her for whatever reason, which is fine.

1:01:44 Caller Yeah. No.

1:01:44 Drew She's your friend.

1:01:45 Caller Exactly.

1:01:46 Drew Here's the reality, though. She's into you. Guaranteed. And has been forever.

1:01:51 Caller You think so?

1:01:52 Drew Absolutely.

1:01:52 Caller She's just been waiting.

1:01:53 Drew She's been waiting for this time. She's been waiting quietly, carefully, just biding her time for this moment. Right. Either that or she is in need of sort of reassurance right now, sort of in a vulnerable moment. And if she just broke up with someone or depressed, something about needing to connect with someone. But you didn't describe that history. It's just how all of a sudden magically we're kissing.

1:02:14 Caller Well, I don't know. She had a boyfriend and he moved back to his home country. So that was a while ago, though.

1:02:21 Remy Zero Yeah, but still she could be wounded from that. And she needs some comfort right now from you.

1:02:25 Adam How long ago was that that she moved back? Oh, that he moved back?

1:02:30 Caller Oh, probably two years ago.

1:02:33 Adam Oh, well, it's been a while.

1:02:34 Drew No, yeah, that's not this. I developed a new technique for this.

1:02:37 Caller Yeah.

1:02:38 Adam Drew, let me explain something. Drew used to slam his coffee mug down and make noise, and then he would separately punch the mic at some point in the show and make more noise. But now he's streamlined his whole act by just smacking his coffee mug against the mic. Very smart, Drew.

1:02:52 Drew It worked nicely.

1:02:53 Caller Yeah.

1:02:54 Drew Nice ring to it.

1:02:55 Adam Well, I guess it's much disruption, half the movement for you.

1:02:57 Drew It's good.

1:02:58 Adam Hey, Kagan.

1:02:59 Caller Yes, sir.

1:03:00 Adam So has she been single since this guy moved back?

1:03:04 Caller Yeah, as far as I know. She's gone out on a couple of days, but nothing too serious.

1:03:08 Adam But you got the feeling that she likes you and you've probably known in the back of your mind that you could make a move at any time and she'd probably be receptive to it. I suppose.

1:03:17 Caller I mean, the funny thing is that when every time we're together, we're really good friends and I don't want to affect our friendship, which is, I think, why nothing beyond...

1:03:26 Drew No.

1:03:27 Adam No, nothing beyond has happened because you're not into her.

1:03:30 Drew And the reason there is a friendship, usually when a male-female friendship strikes up, is somebody's into somebody.

1:03:36 Caller Right.

1:03:37 Drew And it doesn't go further because one of them isn't into it and the one settles for a friendship. And those friendships can be great. But if somebody continues to carry that torch and there's an opportunity, pow, you're out again.

1:03:49 Caller Well, I guess that will be answered the next time I see her.

1:03:52 Adam Okay, but you know, it's confusing sometimes too when people work that, you know, we have such a good friendship that I don't want to spoil it, which is sort of implying that I'm into you, but I have discretion.

1:04:04 Drew That's not the case.

1:04:05 Adam Not for guys ever. Or women. If you're into somebody, you're into them.

1:04:11 Drew That's it.

1:04:12 Adam And you would make that move. But it's confusing sometimes when there's nothing wrong with the person. And you have that argument with your balls. Like your balls are like going, hey, fag, hop on it. And you're going, what are you stammering for? Look at her. She's not fat. She doesn't have a hook nose. There's nothing. She doesn't have a hump. There's nothing wrong with her.

1:04:35 Drew Often times, there's two elements in that. One is that intangible, you're not in for whatever reason. But the second is, you go down that path with them and they're in. And you're having that responsibility now.

1:04:47 Remy Zero You're going to re-correct their life.

1:04:48 Drew You're ruining their feel. You're ruining their friendship.

1:04:52 Adam This is a large emotional investment. This is why you shouldn't do nice things for people, because they get hooked on you.

1:04:59 Drew And you know the puppy dogs. You also know.

1:05:02 Adam Not even eye contact.

1:05:04 Drew I agree.

1:05:05 Adam You look at your feet and you walk with purpose.

1:05:08 Drew It's not like for a guy that by sleeping with a girl, you will suddenly be into her. Sometimes women will come and be like, oh my god, I'm so attached. The guy will walk away with the same not into it feeling. Maybe worse.

1:05:18 Adam Right.

1:05:19 Drew Like, oh Christ, why did I do that?

1:05:21 Adam And then bang her drunk the next weekend. But then announce that's the last time and then do it six more times before he meets somebody else. And then give her the friend speech.

1:05:32 Caller That's what I love.

1:05:33 Adam I love the friend. I would love, you know what would be the world's greatest comedy? Just a two-hour, two-hour reel of guys explaining about how important friendship is to them and how they don't want to sacrifice that. How hard we just, it would be just huge. You wouldn't be able to hear it. You'd be laughing so hard. Nineteen-year-old guys, sitting sort, sitting girls, all the girls would be the same chick, sort of fours, fives, maybe sixes even, you know. None too hot, none too ugly, just sort of that right in the middle that you just got to give that good friend speech to. All right, Remy Zero is our guest. We're going to hear something else off the go now. Yeah, why not? We got a couple minutes.

1:06:14 Drew Let's go to break first.

1:06:14 Adam Oh, you do, Anderson? All right there, buddy. We'll do that and then we'll be back with Remy Zero and their new song.

1:06:47 Drew Oh, no, wait, I'm not speaking. I'm not speaking.

1:06:50 Adam That's right.

1:06:51 Drew And can you believe we're paid the same? Where is it for your priorities?

1:06:55 Adam Drew, I was in here to start the show.

1:06:58 Drew What do you mean, I was sitting here for 30 seconds?

1:07:00 Adam No, you were not. I'm listening to the music now. Remy Zero, thank you, is our guest tonight. Thank you. The Golden Hum is the name of the CD. We are going to... Shut that door behind you, please. We'll pop back on the phones.

1:07:16 Drew Are we gonna play music?

1:07:17 Adam Oh, yeah. We'll take one call and we'll hear some. Jessica?

1:07:20 Caller Yeah?

1:07:20 Adam You're 18?

1:07:21 Caller Hi. I was going to say, I am a big fan of you guys. I've been listening to you for five years now and you guys are great.

1:07:29 Caller Thank you so much.

1:07:30 Adam Is that Remy Zero or Loveline?

1:07:32 Caller And I love Remy Zero.

1:07:34 Good save, good save.

1:07:36 Caller Alright, good one.

1:07:37 Caller I haven't gotten your new one yet, but I have your old one.

1:07:40 Adam Well, it is out now, so go get it.

1:07:42 Caller I will run to the store after this. Okay, my boyfriend, since maybe June, and I have been going out, going together, and we haven't had sex yet because he comes really quickly.

1:07:58 Drew Like before you can even have sex?

1:08:00 Caller Yeah.

1:08:00 Drew So that's why you haven't had sex?

1:08:02 Caller Right.

1:08:02 Adam And what is he doing or what are you doing to him when he ejaculates?

1:08:09 Caller Nothing. I was going to do a blow job once and I almost put my mouth on him.

1:08:16 Remy Zero Wow.

1:08:17 Drew He likes you.

1:08:18 Caller I guess.

1:08:19 Remy Zero Is he circumcised? No, just kidding.

1:08:21 Adam So you were like-

1:08:22 Drew Imagine if you were not circumcised.

1:08:24 Adam Okay.

1:08:24 Drew See what I'm saying?

1:08:26 Remy Zero See the problem we're dealing with here.

1:08:27 Adam You were leaning over to give him a BJ and he had an orgasm?

1:08:32 Remy Zero Yeah.

1:08:32 Adam Wow. Smooth move. That is smooth. In other times, it's nothing that gets him to do this?

1:08:42 Caller All we do is make out because then he comes in his shorts.

1:08:46 Drew How old is he?

1:08:47 Caller He's 18.

1:08:49 Drew How do you feel about this?

1:08:50 Caller Well, kind of proud.

1:08:53 Drew Yeah. I was going to say, I'm a little impressed.

1:08:54 Adam That's a feather in your cap.

1:08:56 Caller Because I kind of want to have sex with him. But we talked about the other day why we haven't had sex yet. And he said, well, because I'm horrible. I'm like, oh, why? And he's like, well, because I come really fast.

1:09:07 Remy Zero But has he had sex before at all?

1:09:09 Caller Yeah.

1:09:09 Remy Zero He has.

1:09:10 Caller Yeah. When he was a sophomore.

1:09:12 Adam And did that work?

1:09:16 Caller I don't really like to talk about his ex-girlfriend.

1:09:18 Drew Right.

1:09:19 Remy Zero But you want to find out just how far they would answer.

1:09:21 Drew He needs to be like a six-year-old. You got to empty the chambers. Yeah.

1:09:27 Adam How about he has his quick orgasm and then you guys give him a minute to sort of mop off and then get into it.

1:09:34 Drew He may have to have a couple of quick orgasms.

1:09:36 Remy Zero Yeah. I mean, he's young. I mean, he's got a few in him.

1:09:38 Caller But he has a very long recovery time.

1:09:41 Remy Zero Really?

1:09:42 Drew Have you guys worked on that? Yeah.

1:09:43 Remy Zero He could build that up.

1:09:44 Caller Yeah. Last time we tried, it took like 15 minutes.

1:09:48 Drew What did you do?

1:09:49 Caller We like continued to like make out and mess around and...

1:09:53 Adam But what if you sort of get dressed and head into the kitchen kind of thing and make yourself something in the microwave and then just start new again?

1:10:04 Remy Zero You know, make some nachos or something and then start...

1:10:07 Adam Yeah. I mean, maybe that's what you need to do.

1:10:10 Drew Ritualize this a little more.

1:10:12 Adam Yeah. Does this guy masturbate regularly?

1:10:16 Caller I don't know. We don't really talk to him.

1:10:18 Drew What would that look like to you in your life? Want to make out with a girl?

1:10:21 Caller There we go.

1:10:21 Adam Yeah. Like, he doesn't even touch his penis. He just looks at it and goes, Here we go. All right.

1:10:28 Caller Done.

1:10:31 Adam I mean, you could do that running up some stairs, right?

1:10:33 Remy Zero Do you feel like he's really embarrassed about it himself?

1:10:37 Caller Yeah. This is the first time he's ever talked about it.

1:10:40 Remy Zero So you'd maybe just try to keep being a little more persistent and keep talking to him about it and slowly get him out of his shell. Or maybe it's something emotional that he'll work on.

1:10:47 Caller Yeah.

1:10:48 Caller He might have to talk to someone.

1:10:49 Adam All right. Jessica, here's the deal. Here's what I want to say about this. This is a problem. It's a little obstacle, a hurdle to get over. But just like anything else.

1:11:02 Drew Worth working for.

1:11:03 Adam Right. I mean, anything worth having in life. If you want to make the football team, you may have to go into the weight room and run some wind sprints kind of thing. Guys look at it as, I got dealt this hand, I've been cursed, and there's nothing I can do about it.

1:11:19 Drew They also deal with their sexual function like it is some sort of separate from them. Like it's some sort of apparatus that they can't quite manage and it sort of runs out of control and it has command of things. And that's just the way it's going to be.

1:11:32 Adam Right. As if his balls were possessed.

1:11:34 Remy Zero Yeah. I don't think that men make the connection as much with their sex organ and their minds and their spirit as much as women do.

1:11:42 Drew We're not wired that way. We're actually set up differently. But even so, we should learn to master what women do.

1:11:47 Remy Zero We should try to be more connected. Right.

1:11:51 Adam And this guy needs to do that. And it's tough when you're ashamed of it because all you want to do is sort of sweep it under the hamper and move on. But he needs to put some time in.

1:12:02 Remy Zero Because it's going to keep going in every relationship he has. It's going to always be a problem.

1:12:07 Drew He needs to figure this out. Right.

1:12:09 Adam And it's bad when she has to sneak up on his penis. You know what I mean? Wait till it falls asleep and then come in from behind or underneath so it doesn't see him.

1:12:21 Drew It might go off.

1:12:22 Adam I'm thinking about giving you a blow. Thanks, baby. That was the best. All right. Let's hear something from Remy Zero. This is called Perfect Memory. That is another good one from Remy Zero. Perfect Memory is the name of that, Off of the Golden Hum, which is the new CD, which is currently out and everywhere. And you can also, if you want any information about Remy Zero, you can go on to their website at remyzero.com and on Killborne Tonight. Okay, let's go back to the phones and speak to Jennifer, who's 23. Jennifer?

1:17:26 Caller Hi.

1:17:27 Caller Hey.

1:17:28 Caller How you guys doing? Good. Okay, here's my question. I think I may be allergic to semen. And the reason I think that is because...

1:17:39 Drew Bad times.

1:17:42 Caller It got on my chest and on my stomach the other day. And after about...

1:17:48 Drew About grocery shopping?

1:17:49 Adam Lab accident. Centrifuge came off the axis and everybody got covered. Nobody escaped.

1:17:56 Caller Not exactly. After a couple of minutes, it started stinging really bad. And so after I got in the shower to wash it all off, and my whole chest and stomach was bright red. It looked like little hives, but they weren't raised or anything. And the stinging stopped after I washed off, but it lasted for about an hour and a half.

1:18:21 Drew Do you have eczema or asthma or sensitive skin generally?

1:18:25 Caller I don't have asthma or eczema. I do kind of have sensitive skin. I get dry spots really easily on my arms.

1:18:33 Drew You didn't have asthma when you were a kid?

1:18:35 Caller No. Asthma does run in my family though, but I don't have it.

1:18:39 Adam Interesting. Is this this guy's particular semen, or has this happened with the multi, multi, multi other semen samples you've experienced?

1:18:48 Caller I've never had anybody else's.

1:18:50 Adam You haven't? I see.

1:18:53 Drew And again, back to the allergy history. Do you have sinus allergies?

1:18:57 Caller I do. Every time I get sick, it goes to my sinuses, but I don't have hay fever or any kind of allergies.

1:19:02 Drew You briefly there said you'd seen a dermatologist?

1:19:05 Caller Yes, just for the dry skin spots on my arms.

1:19:08 Drew What are they calling that?

1:19:09 Caller He didn't, I don't know if he gave you a technical name. He just gave me some ointment.

1:19:13 Drew What's the ointment? What's the ointment?

1:19:16 Caller Oh gosh, it's a really long name. It has a steroid in it.

1:19:20 Adam Drew, what?

1:19:21 Drew Try and sit alone, something like that?

1:19:22 Caller I'm sorry?

1:19:23 Drew Try and sit alone or put ticazone or something like that.

1:19:26 Caller You know what, I could go look.

1:19:28 Drew All right, but basically, they give you a steroid cream? That's eczema.

1:19:31 Caller Yeah.

1:19:32 Drew Okay, yeah.

1:19:33 Caller Okay.

1:19:33 Adam All right, let me ask a couple of questions. Is it, we've had this before. Is it possibly that when you're aroused, I don't know, some people get flush or something, are you in a more vulnerable position from a dermatological standpoint to receive things?

1:19:51 Drew Interesting question, but it couldn't be much. Yeah, I don't think so. And this is the quality which you described. The stinging is kind of unique.

1:19:59 Adam When they do those allergy tests where they give you a little prick of wheatgrass and stuff like that, is there a semen one that's involved with that?

1:20:06 Drew With the prick?

1:20:08 Adam Yeah, well you know what I'm talking about. I mean, how would they tell?

1:20:11 Caller Could it be his?

1:20:13 Drew Yeah, it could be just unique to his age or something. Yeah, it could be.

1:20:16 Remy Zero It could be a separate chemistry in his?

1:20:18 Drew Absolutely, it could be. So they'd have to inject his semen, of course.

1:20:22 Caller Well, should I be concerned for like in the future?

1:20:25 Drew Well, have you had sex with him?

1:20:27 Caller No.

1:20:28 Drew Okay, if you get a lot of vaginal burning, yeah, that would be a good sign that something really is going on here. And there is such a thing as semen allergy.

1:20:33 Adam No, no intercourse yet doused with his semen?

1:20:36 Caller Well, I wouldn't say doused.

1:20:39 Drew More showered out. Not doused. Showered.

1:20:42 Caller Sprayed. Sprayed, maybe.

1:20:45 Adam Okay, how did that happen?

1:20:47 Caller Um, I don't know if I'm going to get into the details right now.

1:20:50 Caller Yeah, what happened?

1:20:52 Caller Well, we were 69-ing and then he came on my chest.

1:20:56 Remy Zero Oh, right, yeah.

1:20:57 Adam Oh, well, was he, oh, well, he was like in a bent, like in a doggy position.

1:21:03 Remy Zero Fetal position.

1:21:04 Adam Wow. I can give him points for that.

1:21:07 Drew But no intercourse. It's supposed to be better.

1:21:09 Caller Yeah, but no intercourse yet.

1:21:10 Adam Really? Wow.

1:21:12 Caller Yeah.

1:21:13 Adam Well, then did he, did he give you a little heads up? Like, I'll usually let a fart go to let, you know, it's just a sort of reminder. Does that mean something's coming? Get away?

1:21:21 Caller No, no, he didn't do anything like that.

1:21:24 Adam How'd you know, how'd you know he was ready to go?

1:21:27 Caller Um, I don't know, you can just kind of tell.

1:21:29 Adam All right. Yeah.

1:21:31 Drew And again, the steroid cream might help with the irritation from the semen too. And it sounds like you had to have eczema and very sensitive skin. And that, that, a lot of, as you, as you know, your skin has probably reacts to lots of things, right?

1:21:43 Caller Um, yeah, yeah.

1:21:45 Adam Why, why no intercourse yet?

1:21:47 Drew Let me just say, this may be just about your skin and not about the semen, in which case you might not have any reaction vaginally.

1:21:53 Caller Okay.

1:21:53 Adam Not, not ready for the intercourse yet?

1:21:56 Caller Okay. Hold on. Dr. Drew, is there any, like a test or anything that I can get done?

1:22:01 Drew I don't, yeah, I don't think so. But I think you should be worried about it. It's not like you're going to get some horrible anaphylactic reaction or something like that.

1:22:07 Caller Well, I just don't want it to have complications later on.

1:22:10 Drew No, no.

1:22:11 Adam How come, how come no intercourse?

1:22:14 Caller Um, well, we're, I'm waiting.

1:22:17 Adam For?

1:22:18 Caller We're waiting for marriage.

1:22:20 Adam She's a deeply religious person.

1:22:22 Caller Well, yeah.

1:22:23 Adam I love that.

1:22:25 Caller Well, no, it's, it is, it is a little bit about religion, but it's also just a commitment that I just want to wait until then.

1:22:32 Adam Okay. All right there, Jennifer. Hey, I respect that.

1:22:35 Caller Hey, thanks.

1:22:36 Adam No, really, I think it's retarded. How does that happen to you?

1:22:39 Drew It could be sin.

1:22:40 Adam The 69?

1:22:41 Caller Yeah, it got to be.

1:22:42 Drew Well, they'll go to great anal sex next.

1:22:46 Adam Right. They're very devout Christians. Geez, I don't know if I could get one off in that sort of praying position there, that sort of Muslim down on the carpet kind of move, on the hands and knees. The 69.

1:23:02 Drew Oh, was he like that or was he on his side?

1:23:04 Adam He was, oh, on the side. I thought he was on top. He's probably more like that.

1:23:07 Drew Yeah, that's what I got.

1:23:09 Adam Oh, you think so? No, was this Jennifer? Jennifer?

1:23:12 Caller Yeah.

1:23:13 Adam Where, what, 69 but on the side or?

1:23:17 Caller No.

1:23:18 Adam He was on top?

1:23:18 Caller Yeah, he was on top.

1:23:19 Remy Zero Okay, yeah, there you go.

1:23:21 Adam Good points.

1:23:22 Caller That's a little different.

1:23:23 Adam That's pretty good. I think I'd crap myself if I started to orgasm in that position.

1:23:29 Caller Well, yeah, it was our first time like.

1:23:31 Drew No, no, no, please don't.

1:23:33 Caller It was good.

1:23:34 Adam It was good, all right.

1:23:34 Caller Yeah.

1:23:35 Adam All right, all right.

1:23:36 Drew She's like, on board with you crap.

1:23:37 Adam Yeah, she's like, yeah, that was good. Yeah, that's fine. Just as long as we're not having intercourse, that's the point. I'm saying I give the guy kudos for being able to do that. That's pretty good. I like that.

1:23:53 Drew Let's go to break. Come on.

1:23:54 Adam Yeah? All right. Bob?

1:23:56 Caller Yeah.

1:23:56 Adam We got to take a little break.

1:23:58 Caller That's all right.

1:23:59 Adam Then we'll come back and talk about your threesome potentially with your wife?

1:24:03 Caller Well, I'd like that. Yeah.

1:24:05 Caller Okay.

1:24:05 Adam Hold on. We got Remy Zero here. We'll get back with Bob Nusreesome after this.

1:24:12 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:24:43 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Cedric, Sinjin, and Gregory are all here from Remy Zero. The new CD, The Golden Hum, is out as we speak. And you can go to remyzero.com and find out any information you want on the band. Also, Killborne tonight. Okay. So when we left off, we were talking to Bob, who's 45. Bob is once again a threesome going with his wife.

1:25:16 Caller Yeah.

1:25:16 Adam And how long have you been married?

1:25:19 Caller 24 years.

1:25:21 Adam Right. Long overdue.

1:25:23 Caller And that's what I've been telling her for 23 years.

1:25:28 Adam Oh, boy. You want another girl or another guy in there?

1:25:32 Caller Um, to be honest, I just want to have another guy so I can watch and enjoy myself. Sure. And my idea is that I want to be a pleaser to the fullest. And when I was younger, there wasn't a problem.

1:25:50 Adam Right.

1:25:50 Caller I shouldn't call it a problem.

1:25:52 Adam Well, what's wrong with you now?

1:25:53 Caller 45, uh-huh.

1:25:54 Adam What's wrong with you now at 45?

1:25:56 Caller Well, let's see, I'm a typical guy, I guess, at 45, uh, um, we'll have our fun for round one and then I just want to go snore.

1:26:07 Drew What does she want to do?

1:26:09 Caller I think she's still willing and ready for round two, three or four like we used to do.

1:26:13 Drew Does she have orgasms?

1:26:14 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:26:15 Drew Have you asked her if she wants more?

1:26:18 Caller What do you mean by that?

1:26:19 Drew Well, in other words, maybe round two, three and four were sort of a pain in the ass to her. Maybe she's relieved now that you're just going for one round.

1:26:27 Caller No, she doesn't talk very openly about it.

1:26:29 Drew Yeah, but Bob, most of them would find that thing the guys want to do to go all night kind of a pain in the ass, especially when they're married and have been going out for a long time. They do it for you. Right. So you don't know that she wants this.

1:26:43 Caller Okay.

1:26:44 Adam But here's the part I find mildly disturbing about this is that Bob would like to watch her go on into the later rounds with another guy and don't you think you'd be disturbed by seeing that Bob?

1:27:02 Caller No.

1:27:03 Adam No?

1:27:03 Remy Zero Well imagine it is it just one?

1:27:06 Caller I'll tell you years ago the thought wouldn't even have crossed my mind.

1:27:10 Adam Right.

1:27:11 Caller Okay. But now it's a very intriguing aspect.

1:27:17 Adam But here's the question and guys get themselves into this trouble. There's stuff we get into that we don't think is going to have repercussions and then we can't get the picture out of our mind. We've all had this. Most guys have had this when they've done some snooping into the girl's yearbook and picked up a diary and found out about some fling she had or something like that. Some guys do it on the computer and whenever you do that snooping there's a part of you that it's very intriguing but there's a part of you that later down the road wishes you didn't do it because it sort of haunts you. You're going to picture this guy's hairy ass on your wife for the rest of your life. You're willing to take that chance?

1:27:59 Caller Yeah.

1:28:00 Adam You are. Are you in love with her?

1:28:03 Caller Of course.

1:28:04 Adam Okay. Do you have kids?

1:28:06 Caller Yep.

1:28:06 Adam How old are they?

1:28:08 Caller Oldest is 24. Youngest is 13.

1:28:11 Remy Zero Wow. So they don't live with you. Do they both live with you or just the 13 year old? Excuse me?

1:28:16 Caller Three out of the four do. The 19 year old, he's off.

1:28:19 Remy Zero All right.

1:28:20 Adam Okay.

1:28:20 Remy Zero But is this something that you want to do with your wife, you think, all the time or just wants to see what it's like?

1:28:26 Caller I don't know. I would think it would depend upon how it went. If it was on an experimental basis, if it turned out well and it was enjoyable, then I would think that it was something that...

1:28:37 Drew It's not something she's into.

1:28:40 Caller Well, it's nothing that she's come out and said.

1:28:42 Drew Have you said you want to do this? And she said, not responded positively?

1:28:48 Caller She's starting to respond.

1:28:49 Drew Okay, so the whole idea of this is for her is ridiculous. This is something for you. It's not noble. This is BS. It's for you. It's something you need to do. And it's an aggressive thing. And you need to act out... I don't know why you need to do this aggression or why the wind used to act out yourself aggressively and now someone else has to sort of proxy the aggression for you.

1:29:09 Adam Right. Well, here's the thing. Bob, you're turning this into something noble which is as if you're getting her a nurse to help her out while you're at work. Really, it's you having your own sort of demented fantasies watching some stranger bang your wife so you can beat off to it later.

1:29:26 Drew Would you imagine being loaded when you did this?

1:29:31 Caller Geez, I don't know.

1:29:32 Adam Well, you're loaded most evenings, right?

1:29:35 Caller No.

1:29:36 Adam No?

1:29:37 Caller No. Really? I only drink when I go on vacation.

1:29:41 Drew You're not smoking pot every day or something else?

1:29:43 Caller What's that?

1:29:44 Drew Not smoking pot every day or something else?

1:29:46 Caller No.

1:29:47 Adam Alright.

1:29:48 Drew Nothing else? No pain medication?

1:29:50 Caller No, sir.

1:29:51 Adam Alright. Hey, Bob. You really tickle this funny moe with that pain medication. I do get a sort of effed up quality to Bob. Bob, are you cleaned up or something? Did you have trouble with a substance in the past?

1:30:07 Drew Bob?

1:30:08 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:30:09 Adam Bob, did you have trouble in the past with a substance?

1:30:12 Caller No, sir.

1:30:13 Adam Wow.

1:30:13 Remy Zero You never had no addictions whatsoever to anything ever?

1:30:17 Caller Nothing.

1:30:18 Adam Alright. Hey, Bob.

1:30:20 Caller Yeah?

1:30:20 Adam Here's what I worry about. I really do. I worry about the 13-year-old living at home and how this is going to sort of destabilize things. And I know you're coming at it from a noble position, but it ain't that. It's an effed up position. And so you need to look into that and stop focusing on, I'm trying to do something nice for my wife. I want to do something nice to her. Go get her a pedicure. Yeah. Alright? Okay.

1:30:45 Drew Alright.

1:30:45 Adam Alright, Bob. Now, it's amazing what people can do. I know Bob must know on some deep dark level that this is a weird, dark thing that he wants to experience. And I think most guys, although I think I have this more than Drew, Drew, you don't have this.

1:31:00 Drew What's that?

1:31:01 Adam Guys have a weird, see somebody else do it to my significant other thing in them.

1:31:08 Drew I got none of that.

1:31:09 Adam You got none of that.

1:31:10 Caller Zero.

1:31:11 Adam I don't mean most guys act on it, but guys will have that fantasy. Guys will masturbate to it sometimes. I think they have it. Guys will picture it.

1:31:18 Remy Zero Conceptually, they have it. When it actually goes down, I think it becomes a whole new story.

1:31:22 Drew Oh my God. People will never understand the feelings they're getting themselves into.

1:31:25 Adam But the difference, I think the difference between screwed up people and us ultra-sane, self-actualized folks like the folks in this room, they take our ideas and they act them out and then pay for them later and we stop with it at the idea point and we realize this ain't going to work. Meaning all the times you feel like strangling someone, when you see the rollers behind you and you hear the police siren, you think for a heartbeat, I can beat this guy, I can outrun this MFer, but you don't do it. You know all those situations where you want to take a swing at some guy, it cuts you off, all those things, you don't do it. The only difference between the F-ups in life is they carry it out and carry it out repeatedly. So I think everyone flirts with this and Bob is sort of on that, he's right on the border there. I think he has to examine his feelings.

1:32:17 Drew He's entered the country.

1:32:18 Remy Zero Yeah, probably talking to your wife a little more in depth about that would be helpful.

1:32:22 Drew Yeah, I get the sense that they don't even, there's no talking to him.

1:32:25 Remy Zero I think this is all something he's had in his mind.

1:32:28 Drew Bob does the talking. What do you say?

1:32:30 Adam Yep. She's one big ear and a big ass. I picture her as a huge ass with an ear on top.

1:32:38 Drew Maybe you ought to bring some yogurt with fruit in the middle for these folks.

1:32:41 Adam That is my invention. You guys understand they got the yogurt with the fruit on the bottom? Too hard to get to. Fruit in the middle. In the middle. What a nice mixture that would be.

1:32:51 Caller I like a girl with a big butt but fruit in the middle.

1:32:54 Adam David Allen fruit.

1:32:56 Caller Because it's fruit and in the middle.

1:32:58 Adam I just had him put together a song for the campaign. The preliminary. That wasn't done in the studio. It was just sort of off the top. It hasn't been mastered or mixed at all. But you guys, you're musicians, you use your imagination. And you can hear like 80-string orchestra behind him. Big kettle drum.

1:33:15 Drew Remy Zero.

1:33:16 Adam Remy Zero here. We'll take a little break and we'll be right back.

1:33:20 Caller Okay. So I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up? I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy. Why can't I meet anybody? But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:33:28 Caller So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy.

1:33:30 Caller I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people. Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too. 877-889-DATE.

1:33:38 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

1:34:13 Adam Well, that was a fast two hours, and that always means it was a good show. I want to thank the guys from Remy Zero for coming in here, Cedric, Cedric, and Gregory, and The Golden Hum, everybody. That is the CD. Go out and get it. And on Killborne tonight, if you're on the Pacific time, that is, and you're not hearing the show in a day delay, like so many of you are. So again, Killborne tonight, The Golden Hum is the CD. Thanks a lot, guys.

1:34:43 Drew Thank you.

1:34:44 Adam And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew, saying Mahalo.

1:34:48 Drew I want the world to keep their forescans and just shut up.

1:34:52 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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