Episode 1000754886861

0:02 Voiceover Love Line is meant for an adult audience. Love Line may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line Coast to Coast.

0:21 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Terry and Dryden are both here from Alien Ant Farm. Hi. Hi. Ty and Michael will be coming in from Alien Ant Farm. In about an hour, we'll do the old round robin like we do with the bands. You guys were in here just six months ago. Now, see, I would have get... I thought it was like three or four months.

0:56 Alien Ant Farm Probably a little longer though.

0:57 Adam April is what I hear. Early April, the band was in here.

1:00 Drew Did you have all that hardware in your lip last time?

1:02 Adam Yeah.

1:02 Drew I don't even see it. More hair or something?

1:05 No, I don't know. I forget I have it sometimes, honestly. I've had it so long.

1:09 Adam Drew is referring to Terry's aggressive piercings, as Drew would call them. Not aggressive?

1:16 Drew It's routine now. Routine.

1:17 Adam Oh, okay.

1:17 Passive aggressive piercings.

1:19 Adam All right. Alien Ant Farm, since they were here, has taken the nation by storm. I'd say that'd be safe to say.

1:26 Alien Ant Farm We're having fun, and many other nations, too. We've been to Europe like four times since we saw you last.

1:32 Adam Really?

1:32 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

1:33 Drew Did the world situation slow your travel?

1:35 We were actually in London when it happened, and a million things run through your head when you're watching that, especially when you're in another country. But we actually left on time. We got there...

1:45 Alien Ant Farm The day it happened.

1:46 The day it happened, and we were scheduled to leave a week later, and we actually left on time. We had to go to the airport like five hours early.

1:53 Drew How did the British take all that?

1:54 Alien Ant Farm It was overwhelming. They were really, really...

1:56 Drew Supportive.

1:57 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, completely. There was some really... Everyone there was just baffled. Words obviously can't describe what happened, and those people were so nice to... I was glad in a way to not be here. It was a weird situation. I didn't know if I was happy. We were in New York two days before for the Video Music Awards we performed.

2:20 Adam Oh, that's right. That was just a couple days before.

2:22 Alien Ant Farm We stayed there actually for two days or so after, and we left, and I was kind of glad to be in London, you know, in a selfish way, but I was still... We know people from DreamWorks out there in New York and in tons of people.

2:34 I was hanging out with Jimmy, like, the day before we left.

2:38 Adam Jimmy Kimmel?

2:38 Right there in Manhattan, yeah.

2:39 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, we hung out with him.

2:40 Adam What's he like?

2:42 Drew He seems so funny.

2:43 Adam So funny, so cool to hang out with.

2:45 Well, when I was hanging out with him...

2:47 It was sad though, like, you ran into a strip club.

2:51 Alien Ant Farm Yeah. Well, no, he was reading all of his funny stuff from like a piece of paper and it didn't work in the Tribeca bar or whatever.

2:59 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, see, I knew he had writers.

3:01 Drew He needed to teleprompter, see.

3:03 Adam He's nothing without his prompter.

3:04 He'd say something pretty funny, but then he kept glancing at like his hand.

3:07 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's how he works. He doesn't work off the cuff like I do, right, Drew? Off the cuff.

3:14 Drew Not only that.

3:15 Adam You know, it's funny, every story, and we've had a hundred bands in here since the tragedy, every story is people trying to get out of a place and not being able to get out of place. You guys were kind of lucky in the sense that you just landed somewhere and weren't going anywhere for a week.

3:28 Drew Yeah, pretty much.

3:29 Adam And then when it was time to leave a week later, things had settled down enough for you to go, right?

3:35 Alien Ant Farm We came back home through Heathrow in London, one of the biggest airports in the world, and I thought it was going to be just completely bizarre and just hard to get through. It was the quickest customs coming into US that I've ever experienced. Everyone was so cooperative.

3:52 Absolute smooth cooperation.

3:53 Alien Ant Farm Well, no one wanted to mess around in there, you know?

3:56 Adam It has. Drew and I have been talking about this for a while. It has thinned the herd a little bit at the airport. Drew and I have to do a fair amount of traveling. And traveling used to be something that people put a monogrammed blazer on for and an ascot and they got ready. And then Southwest came along and it's like 29 bucks anywhere in the country. And now you got some fat ass with cut-off sweatpants sitting next to you wearing flip-flops. And he, wait a minute, that was me.

4:21 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

4:23 Drew Smoking a stogie, drinking a Bloody Mary.

4:26 Adam He's yelling at the stewardess because four bucks is too much to pay for a highball kind of thing.

4:31 Drew No, no, no. I pay a thousand bucks for these seats, I want to get another highball.

4:36 Adam Oh, that's me. Yeah, that's you.

4:37 What do you mean, you're going to cut me off?

4:39 Adam That's right. But the point is, is now that this tragedy's happened and only the people who sort of need to travel are traveling, it's kind of thinned it out a little bit. It's cleaned out a little riff raff up there.

4:50 Yeah.

4:51 Adam That's one good thing that's happened. Have you noticed that, Drew?

4:54 Drew I have noticed that actually.

4:55 Adam Yeah.

4:55 Drew And it's also people go, oh, is it, you know, is it crowded? Is it awful? No, nobody's there.

5:00 Adam Yeah.

5:00 Drew It's kind of easy to get around there.

5:02 Adam Yeah. I imagine it was more like it was 20 years ago. 20 years ago. All right. Alien Ant Farm.

5:07 Before you needed the monocle.

5:09 Adam On the ascot to travel. Alien Ant Farm on the Leno show tonight, the Tonight Show. Have you guys done that before?

5:17 Alien Ant Farm No. We did Craig Kilborn and Mad TV.

5:20 Adam But this is the pinnacle here.

5:22 Alien Ant Farm It is cool. And you know what's cool about it? Is Jay actually comes and says hi to you and expresses some interest in you.

5:30 You get like a card like handwritten by him and stuff.

5:34 Alien Ant Farm Even if it's just his job to come in and say hi, it's more than what's happened in the past with us and TV. Right. And it's really, it's cool, man. He stood there the whole time we played and right next to us and seemed like he enjoyed it thoroughly, you know? Even if he bobs his head just because he has to, I mean, we didn't even see Craig Kilborn. Like we didn't even see him.

5:55 Drew Or you do it before the show.

5:56 Alien Ant Farm Yeah. He's like, Alien Ant Farm and then they splice it, you know? And here it was just cool.

6:01 Adam Well, what a lot of people don't know is you do these shows, but you're lucky if you even catch eye contact with the host, oftentimes. They're strange, hurried, screwed up, introverted, extroverted people at the same time.

6:15 Alien Ant Farm He seems very down to earth.

6:17 Drew Remember that show Vibe?

6:18 Adam Yeah.

6:18 Drew And Sinbad came up and introduced himself.

6:20 Adam Yeah, they come by your dressing room to try to sort of say hi and put you at ease, but they just make you nervous. Hey, how you doing, man? Hey, good to see you. Hey, I'm Sinbad. Hey, I got a purple jumpsuit. All right, I'll see you out there. Break a leg. And they run out of there. Hey, is that your fruit? Can I have some of that fruit? Whose kiwi is that? All right, I'll see you out there. Break a leg. Yeah. So, tonight's show tonight, and that'll be probably about 12, 20 or so, a little bit later on in the show.

6:47 Alien Ant Farm Ooh, he even invited us on the couch.

6:49 Adam Really?

6:50 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, he even asked us to come sit on the couch with Dale Earnhardt Jr. Actually, it was his casting couch and it wasn't on the air. I got a little bit of the booty loving from Mr. Leno. Oh, yeah.

7:00 Adam He got like a jaw job from him.

7:02 Drew Hey, I've got a 14-year-old in the line who's not supposed to be on the phone. He's dying to ask something of Alien Ant Farm.

7:08 Adam All right.

7:09 Drew David?

7:10 Yeah?

7:10 Adam What's up?

7:11 Drew You're on with Alien Ant Farm.

7:12 What's up, David?

7:13 Hey.

7:14 Alien Ant Farm What up, G?

7:15 Hey, Adam, you're my god.

7:17 Drew Oh, is Adam you wanted to talk to?

7:19 No, I like Alien Ant Farm.

7:20 Adam That's right.

7:21 Adam, you're on both my shoes.

7:22 Drew All right. David, you're here with Alien Ant Farm. Relax about the Adam stuff.

7:26 Adam I'll let him go.

7:27 But like my mom got pissed because they're $100 shoes and I wrote your name on it.

7:31 Adam Thank you, David.

7:32 Drew What are you doing wearing $100 shoes?

7:35 Huh?

7:35 Drew You know, at 14, $100 shoes. Doesn't that sound weird to you?

7:38 Adam Listen, just worship.

7:39 Alien Ant Farm All shoes are like $100 now.

7:41 Adam Yeah, that's right.

7:42 Drew I know, like $40,000.

7:42 Because they come with all kinds of cool stuff like springs and pumps and skateboarding shoes.

7:47 Alien Ant Farm We'll hook you up with DBS. So you never have to buy $100 shoes anymore.

7:51 Seriously?

7:52 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

7:53 Adam Hey, David.

7:54 Yeah.

7:54 Adam Did you have a question for the band?

7:56 I just, no, not really. I just want to say.

7:58 Alien Ant Farm How many beans in a bean bag, true or false?

8:00 Huh?

8:01 Alien Ant Farm How many beans in a bean bag, true or false?

8:04 Uh, false.

8:06 Alien Ant Farm No, it's a trick question.

8:07 Wait, yeah, it's a trick question because there's no number.

8:10 Adam All right. Hey, David.

8:12 I have a question. I want to talk to them.

8:14 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

8:15 You guys are my heroes. Your drummer inspired me to become a drummer and he gave me a good reason to talk my parents into it.

8:26 Alien Ant Farm That's great.

8:27 I've been like practicing every single day.

8:29 That's really good. I'm sure he's hearing this right now.

8:31 Yes.

8:32 Adam It's really glowing. Michael being here in the next break when you're sound asleep though.

8:36 I was going to come to one of your concerts.

8:39 Alien Ant Farm Oh, don't do that.

8:40 I was going to come to one of your concerts.

8:41 Adam Right.

8:42 Until my mom figured out, found out that my brother hooked me up with some pot and then we both got.

8:47 Oh, man.

8:49 Alien Ant Farm Don't do the weed.

8:50 Oh, I know. I'm off of that.

8:51 Adam I do.

8:51 Do the drums. Don't do the weed.

8:53 Adam Yeah. Remember, you can't take drugs and be successful rock musician. Do you understand that? It hasn't happened yet. As far as I can see, it's never going to happen.

9:03 Drew Here's what can happen to you.

9:04 Caller That's like the most left field thing I've heard in a while actually.

9:06 Alien Ant Farm If you want to start playing jazz.

9:07 Drew As you age.

9:08 I really don't, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, what did you just say? I really don't.

9:13 Caller Oh, I just met Kelly Osborne today. Our road manager's wife is Ozzie's children's nanny.

9:22 Adam Oh, really? Wow.

9:24 Caller And I met Kelly today. She was very, very nice.

9:26 Adam How old is she?

9:26 Alien Ant Farm She's cool, man.

9:27 Caller I didn't ask. I'm not too sure. She's very nice.

9:29 Adam What does she look? She's cute.

9:30 Caller She's got pink hair and pink eyebrows.

9:32 Adam What would you guess her age?

9:34 Alien Ant Farm 17.

9:34 Adam Oh, really?

9:35 Caller Yeah, right in there somewhere.

9:36 Alien Ant Farm I don't know.

9:37 Adam Isn't she hot?

9:38 Caller No, she's cool. She's nice.

9:40 Alien Ant Farm Hi, Kelly. She's really cool. She's pretty.

9:43 Adam Let's talk to...

9:45 I'm not...

9:47 Alien Ant Farm She's a little more well-rehearsed than that, too, when you talk to her. All right.

9:50 Adam Well, give her time. Jonathan? Jonathan?

9:55 Yes.

9:56 Adam You're 21?

9:57 Caller That's correct.

9:57 Adam Drew, aren't you glad we talked to David?

10:00 Drew Yeah. Listen, it was nice for him. I wasn't sure it would be great for all of us, but nice for him.

10:06 Adam All right. Go ahead, Jonathan.

10:08 Caller I have a question for actually Dr. Drew. Well, first, Alien Ant Farm, you guys rock. Thank you. But my question is for Dr. Drew. Yeah. For the past year, year and a half, I've been going to rave and doing E on a weekly basis every weekend. And I've been doing a therapist for the past month, almost a month, at my parents' request for depression and things like that. And she wants to go ahead and put me on some kind of antidepressant.

10:34 Drew Yeah. You're going to need to be on them the rest of your life, unfortunately. Yeah.

10:37 Caller Can I say something about that? Like, I've heard stuff and you can probably even school me on this. But like my grandmother works at like military hospitals and stuff like that. And I've heard what is it? It's it releases serotonin, I believe, and like excessively. And it can lead to like Parkinson's eventually.

10:53 Drew Well, it actually burns out the parts of the brain that are responsible for maintaining your mood. And there's something called a dopamine transporter that's knocked out. And there's the serotonin cells are knocked out. And you end up depressed the rest of your life. And it comes on kind of insidiously, usually sort of panic attacks and fear of being in crowds, sort of an unpleasant kind of uncomfortable agitated feeling a lot of the time. And eventually you fall into a pretty good depression. And MDMA, you end up on medicine your whole life.

11:18 Adam Yeah, but how much of it have you done, Jonathan?

11:22 Drew You only have to do it about 20 times.

11:23 Adam Oh, please.

11:24 Caller Oh, probably more than that. So the thing is, like, I guess it's a mild addiction and I don't feel like I can stop and I don't want to stop. And if I go on antidepressant, what happens if I'm on it for a month and I do eat? Will I die?

11:37 Adam Yes.

11:38 Drew There is something.

11:39 Adam Well, you won't die, but your head will explode and then you'll die.

11:41 Drew There is something called a serotonin. Oh, you smoke a lot of pot too, though, right?

11:45 Caller I don't.

11:46 Adam Sounds like it.

11:47 Drew You didn't at one time?

11:48 Caller No, I never smoked pot. I don't smoke pot.

11:49 Drew That's interesting.

11:50 Adam Well, you hang around with a lot of guys who smoke pot?

11:53 Caller No.

11:53 Adam You got that affect to you. Oh, my God.

11:57 Alien Ant Farm Jonathan, there's better music than rave music, and there's safer drugs than eating.

12:05 Drew What you need to do, though, is talk to the person that's prescribing these antidepressants about your habits. I mean, they deal with that all the time, and they may plan differently in terms of how they're going to treat you, and they need that information in order to treat you effectively. And one of the things they may decide to do is not to put you on antidepressants if you're just going to go ahead and do drugs anyway.

12:21 Adam Let's everybody please save your brain.

12:24 Caller No more Rolly Wollin.

12:26 Adam Just save it for later. You're going to need it. It just seems like the world's worst plan to get high a couple dozen times between the age of like 18 and 21, and then just walk around depressed with no memory your whole life.

12:39 Caller Or twitching.

12:40 Adam Just paying for it your entire life. And ironically not even remembering the good times you allegedly had when you were really f'ed up at the rave.

12:49 Alien Ant Farm Hey, just drink wheatgrass and pretend it's E.

12:52 Adam That's right. Amen. Mike?

12:55 Caller Yes.

12:56 Adam You're 22?

12:57 Caller Yeah. What's going on, guys? I've been trying to get through for a little while. I guess my main question right now is to Dr. Drew. Although, Adam, I can tell.

13:09 Adam All right. Just ask it, you idiot.

13:12 Caller All right. Well.

13:15 Adam Everybody with the preamble on this show.

13:17 Drew We don't need that.

13:18 Alien Ant Farm Honey, we've been together for like three months now.

13:21 Adam You're going to dump me. Tell me.

13:22 Alien Ant Farm I want to tell you how much I love you. Whoever's going to answer.

13:24 Drew I love you, Adam, who's going to answer.

13:25 Caller No, it's not that. Pretty much it's, all right. I am a pot smoker. I write a lot of music. I love playing guitar. Other than that, that's like my main emotional outlet. So, maybe some of the guys from Alien Ant Farm can.

13:42 Alien Ant Farm I have no idea what you're talking about.

13:44 Drew Do you have a question?

13:45 Caller Yeah. My question pretty much is, is every time I get into a relationship that I'm serious about, it seems to me that either the girl, like once I start showing her, you know, my true emotions and how I feel about her, she kind of shuts down a little bit and withdraws from the relationship. And I see this to be a pattern.

14:06 Caller How soon is this happening usually?

14:09 Caller This is usually happening anywhere from a year to four months. My longest relationship has been two months.

14:15 Drew No, no, no. How long before you're starting to tell them you're in love with them?

14:18 Caller Before you actually drop the news.

14:20 Caller Oh, I'm not saying that I'm in love with them necessarily at all. This last one.

14:25 Drew Okay, Mike, you're missing the point of our question.

14:28 Caller All right.

14:28 Drew How far into the relationship before you...

14:31 Caller Five, six months somewhere.

14:33 Drew That's when you start telling them you're serious and that's when they start backing down.

14:36 Caller Yeah.

14:37 Drew You're perceiving something inaccurate.

14:38 Adam Now, here's what's going on.

14:40 Drew Yeah, they're checking out already.

14:41 Adam Women respond to feelings. If you're feeling needy and a little desperate, they get a little wiggy and they get out of there.

14:49 Drew There's a point. He's perceiving it differently than what's happening.

14:51 Adam Right.

14:52 Drew He has nothing to do with what he's saying.

14:53 Adam That's the noise they make when they're running away and the noise you make when you're beating off.

14:57 Drew As they run away.

14:58 Adam Same noise.

14:59 Caller It's not like the bongo fury noise when Scooby and Shaggy start running and their feet go in circles.

15:07 Adam I love that sound.

15:08 Caller I love it too.

15:09 Adam Come on, give it again Anderson. Come on. Let's all burn out.

15:17 Drew That's the Flintstones. That's the car taking off.

15:21 Caller If it was bongos, it would be Scooby-Doo.

15:22 Adam Hey Mike, Mike, what do you think? Scooby-Doo or Flintstones?

15:26 Drew It's Flintstones.

15:27 Adam Okay. Mike, here's the deal. Do you get a little needy? Do you feel insecure? What do you do? Hang up?

15:33 Caller Yeah, I hang up.

15:33 Adam All right.

15:34 Caller Well, we're too fortunate.

15:35 Alien Ant Farm You know what works for me? I would probably just, before you tell a girl that you really love her, is maybe you could send her a blank tape with Sweet Child of Mine on it.

15:45 Adam Right.

15:45 Alien Ant Farm And that guitar solo usually does the trick.

15:47 Drew Here's why that's not the issue. Because five months into a relationship, most women are wondering why he hasn't told them that he's in love.

15:55 Caller Yeah, I was about, I was going to say wrong people probably.

15:58 Drew That's right. So already they were checking out, it was something to do with his behavior at that point in the relationship, not the fact that he said he was into it. If he'd said a week into it he's in love, then yeah, then he chased them away.

16:09 Adam But there's a difference between telling someone you're in love with them and giving them the heebie-jeebies. Which you get real needy and clingy and weird.

16:17 Drew Or whatever he's doing.

16:19 Alien Ant Farm I had a Dr. Drew question before you take a call if I can. Sure, sure. I got a little bit sick on the road.

16:27 Drew You mean hurt when you pee?

16:29 Alien Ant Farm No, no, not that kind of thing.

16:30 Adam In Amsterdam?

16:31 Alien Ant Farm No. I was prescribed Augmentin, antibiotic.

16:36 Drew You got bad diarrhea?

16:38 Alien Ant Farm Well, for about seven days now I've been pretty much peeing out of my butt.

16:42 Drew Diarrhea, yeah. How did I know that magically?

16:44 Alien Ant Farm And it's not bad though, but like I wonder. It's bad.

16:48 Drew That's bad. That's the main side effect of long night is bad diarrhea.

16:51 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, but it's not going to be, it's not crazy that it's on day.

16:55 Drew How many, five, you're day five into the antibiotic now?

16:58 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

16:59 Drew And what are you taking it for?

17:00 Alien Ant Farm Well, I went with, I had like discoloration in my mucus, just something like irritated from, I think I just got like a.

17:08 Drew You stop the antibiotics. This is why you shouldn't take antibiotics unless you absolutely categorically know you need it, because the potential negative effects are often greater.

17:17 Adam Well, how do you know he doesn't need it?

17:18 Alien Ant Farm But, I don't know, maybe placebo-wise, but it really did help me, like the first two days, like my sickness just really did dissipate really fast.

17:26 Drew They had a thing in London, in England, they're trying to discourage people from using antibiotics. They said, if you see the doctor get an antibiotic, you'll get better in three days. If you see the doctor, don't get antibiotics, you'll get better in three days. That's just the way it works.

17:37 Adam All right. So, well, who prescribed this antibiotic? I mean, didn't they know what they were doing?

17:42 Drew We are, well, we, you have no idea how many times a day I reluctantly prescribe an antibiotic to people that don't need it.

17:47 Adam Well, don't do it.

17:48 Drew People, you're just hammering me. Why? Why take it? Is that it? People insist, when they see a doctor, they insist on some kind of treatment.

17:56 Adam You didn't insist on antibiotics, did you?

17:58 Alien Ant Farm No, I just wanted to know why my mucus was in the brownish color.

18:02 Adam Well, now it's coming out of your ass. Well, Drew, couldn't he take some laxative or softener or hardener, eat some paste or something?

18:10 Drew There's something called pseudomembranous colitis that's a really kind of a serious bacterial overgrowth that you can get from augmentin. If he takes the Lomotel or the Imodium or something, it can create some bad side, some bad problems.

18:19 Adam What should he eat to slow things up?

18:21 Drew No fresh fruits or vegetables, no dairy.

18:24 Alien Ant Farm I've been staying away from dairy completely. Someone told me that, so.

18:28 Adam And no fresh fruits or vegetables? Hey, Drew, you're my kind of doctor.

18:30 Alien Ant Farm What about rotten fruits?

18:32 Adam Heroin and ice cream, those are the only things you should be doing. Oh no, wait a minute.

18:36 Drew I hope it will help.

18:37 Adam Heroin and pizza.

18:39 Alien Ant Farm It sounds, the diary, though, it sounds really cool.

18:42 Drew When you feel like you're peeing out of your butt.

18:43 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, like the.

18:45 Drew That's not good for you.

18:46 Alien Ant Farm The reverb in the bowl.

18:48 Caller It does, it depends on the room.

18:50 Alien Ant Farm But honestly, I'm missing, there's nothing quite like a North American corn-fed bowl winder. Like those are the best ones.

18:57 Adam You know, let me tell you about.

18:59 Caller The kind you got to put a boot on to break it up. So it'll go down.

19:02 Adam You want you want to know what the greatest Duke I ever saw was a bowl winder. My buddy, Chris, this was such a bowl winder that it actually, it was so big, it surfaced that it's spun around when the toilet was flush.

19:14 Caller Oh boy, it left a continuous place.

19:19 Adam How dare you?

19:20 Drew Wait, he can't stand it. Anderson can't stand the stool.

19:22 Adam Left a continuous skid mark all the way around the bowl like a propeller. Like a spiral. It was like a marker with two n's on it just turning around. It looked like a...

19:32 Alien Ant Farm It was one of those smelly markers too.

19:35 Adam Yeah, it went all the way around, left a hash mark, and then eventually snapped in the middle and went down by its own weight. By its own weight, yeah, once the water left.

19:44 Drew I've paid the picture for me too. Chris is like, hey Adam, come here and check this out. Oh, dude, and flushes it for you? Do you watch the dude float around and then you flushed it and you applauded?

19:56 Adam When you have male roommates and one of them does a serious piece of work, he will call the other roommates into the bathroom and have them witness it.

20:05 Drew There is a chimpanzee theater in this somewhere, isn't there?

20:08 Adam Really? You never did that?

20:10 Drew Isn't that a primate behavior, a sub-human primate behavior?

20:13 Adam You guys have done that, right?

20:14 Caller Bullwinder.

20:15 Alien Ant Farm I'm all about the bullwinder.

20:16 Drew There's no female on Earth that's ever done that.

20:18 Caller It falls into the sharing gas category.

20:20 Adam We have pictures.

20:22 Drew Tara, come on.

20:23 Adam Drew, we have pictures. The guys running and grab cameras.

20:26 Alien Ant Farm She told me earlier she did it.

20:27 Caller We've seen it all. I mean, we live on a bus with 11 people.

20:32 Alien Ant Farm But you can't let any bullwinders loose on the bus.

20:36 Caller You know what? Remember the time we were on tour with Papa Roach and Kobe called you into the bathroom to show you his poo and it was green.

20:43 Alien Ant Farm I have it in my backpack here.

20:46 Drew The picture? No, the actual stool.

20:47 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, it's like this.

20:49 Drew It's in your backpack?

20:49 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, it's terrible.

20:51 Adam It's Kelly Green?

20:52 Drew It's forest green. It's racing green.

20:54 Caller Wow.

20:54 Adam British racing green.

20:55 Alien Ant Farm Kobe's got a strict diet of vodka and vodka.

21:00 Adam Leprechauns?

21:00 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

21:01 Caller All right.

21:02 Adam We're going to take a little break. Alien Ant Farm is our guest tonight. We'll be back with more Duke Talk after this.

21:10 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

21:45 Drew It's Sputum and Stool.

21:46 Adam All righty. Sputum and Stool.

21:50 Drew It sounds like a Burl Ive song, doesn't it?

21:52 Adam Sputum and Stool, Sputum and Stool. Yeah. Something you'd sing around the fire, around the holidays.

22:01 Alien Ant Farm Could be a pirate song too.

22:03 Adam Sputum and Stool, Sputum and Stool.

22:05 Caller Sounds like a song by some band that my guitar tech cadaver would listen to. And you can guess what kind of music he listens to having a name like cadaver.

22:12 Caller Sputum and Stool, Sputum and Stool, Sputum and Stool.

22:14 Drew Alright Anderson and I are feeling it right now.

22:16 Adam Please, please. Sputum and Stool, Sputum and Stool. Anderson, stop that.

22:19 Caller Check this.

22:20 Adam Terry and Dryden are both here from Alien Ant Farm on the Tonight Show tonight. A little bit later on, probably about 1220 or so. Anthology is the name of the CD. And we will hear something off of that in just one moment. Take a call to Joe over here. Hey Joe, you're 15.

22:40 Caller Oh yeah.

22:41 Adam What's up?

22:42 Caller First off, I want to say, Andrew, you're great. Drew, you're okay, but you are no Andrew. Alien Ant Farm, I think you guys are wonderful.

22:51 Caller I don't know what you're trying to say. Who's Andrew?

22:53 Caller Who's Andrew?

22:55 Alien Ant Farm Who's Andrew?

22:58 Caller What?

22:59 Adam All right, all right.

23:00 Caller Hold on.

23:01 Caller Drew.

23:04 Adam Let me ask you this. What's the deal with him? What is it about idiots that where they feel the necessity to make proclamations before every question? You know what I mean? It's always like this. They're like, okay, okay. Bob, you're 15. What's your question? First, let me clear the air. It's like, no, just ask the goddamn question.

23:25 Alien Ant Farm Can't he just say he has diarrhea like me?

23:27 Adam Let me say this. I'm a pot smoker. I'm a musician and I'm a lover.

23:32 Alien Ant Farm And I'm sure Alien Ant Farm can relate to playing music, right? Because you guys play music, right?

23:38 Caller Oh, you think so, doctor?

23:40 Adam I'm a Gemini with an Aquarius in the Seventh House. And I got to say this about my shoes before... Just ask the question, everybody.

23:50 Caller First of all, don't join the military.

23:52 Adam That was... Don't join the military...

23:55 Caller .joinks.

23:57 Adam Do you want to get... Do you want to ask Joe again?

23:58 Drew No, it was too much.

24:00 Adam Okay. Brian?

24:02 Caller Hey, what's up?

24:03 Adam What is your question, please?

24:05 Caller Well, see, I got this... This constant fear that I can't live up to my dad's expectations, even though he hasn't, you know... There's no clear set expectations. It's just around report card time or whatever. I just feel anxiety.

24:21 Adam What does your dad do? Is he a successful guy? Professional wrestler.

24:25 Caller Yeah, he's a police officer for about 20 years. Now he works with the government.

24:31 Adam Okay. And he's just one of these perfectionist types?

24:35 Caller Uh, yeah.

24:37 Drew Why do you believe he's going to abandon you or do you believe that...

24:41 Caller No, I don't know.

24:43 Drew I mean, why are you so dependent on him? Why do you feel that...

24:48 Caller I don't know.

24:50 Adam Well, is he real critical? Is he telling you you're stupid, not good enough?

24:55 Caller No.

24:55 Drew Does he, if you do really well, is he...

24:58 Caller Yeah, yeah, definitely.

24:59 Drew Does he give you praise then?

25:00 Caller Yeah.

25:01 Drew All right.

25:02 Adam Well, let's stop it.

25:03 Drew Is that the only kind of...

25:04 Adam Is that like a bad guy?

25:04 Drew Is that the only positive connection you get with him is when you really do outstandingly?

25:08 Caller No, no, no. I mean, you know, even for mediocre work...

25:11 Drew He's real happy with you.

25:12 Caller He doesn't, he doesn't score me or anything if I do bad, but it's just...

25:16 Caller Well, dude...

25:17 Caller .anxiety.

25:17 Caller You just gotta just do your best, man.

25:20 Drew It doesn't sound so abnormal.

25:21 Caller It doesn't sound like anything's really too bad. Just continue to do good if you can.

25:26 Drew He's reasonable with you when you do mediocre work and he's very happy when you do well, right?

25:31 Caller Yeah.

25:31 Drew Is it because he's such a good guy you don't want to let him down?

25:33 Caller Yeah.

25:35 Drew We've never had this one before. He's too... My dad's too nice.

25:38 Adam You love your dad so much, you respect him so much you don't want to disappoint him?

25:41 Caller Yeah.

25:42 Adam Wow. We've never had that.

25:43 Drew Yeah, shocking.

25:44 Alien Ant Farm It's his dream dad.

25:45 Adam Well, he loves you unconditionally. Yeah, you're his son. You can't disappoint him. Has he ever been disappointed before?

25:54 Caller No.

25:55 Adam Okay.

25:55 Drew What makes you think you're going to...

25:56 Adam I understand why you have this fear.

25:57 Drew What makes you think you're going to disappoint him?

26:00 Caller I don't know. That's the problem.

26:02 Drew Why don't you talk to him about it?

26:03 Caller It sounds like he's pretty cool.

26:04 Drew If he's that good a guy, yeah, you should be able to discuss it with him.

26:06 Caller Yeah, or just try and do good. It's like if he sounds like the guy that he is.

26:11 Drew He's going to accept you no matter what.

26:13 Adam Right.

26:14 Drew He'd support you and help you if things take a downturn.

26:16 Caller Yeah.

26:17 Adam All right.

26:18 Caller Well, I got another question. Yeah. I'm somewhat of an insomniac, like I can't fall asleep until like four o'clock in the morning, then I got to get up at five.

26:29 Adam Well, why do you got to get up at five?

26:32 Caller School.

26:33 Drew Why at five?

26:34 Adam That's what I always love those answers.

26:35 Caller I got to get ready. I got to leave at six.

26:38 Drew What time does school start?

26:40 Caller School starts at seven.

26:43 Drew Seven. Do you know that's not the usual school starting time, right?

26:47 Caller Or it is in my area.

26:48 Drew Wow.

26:49 Adam You have to be in your first class at seven a.m. Yeah.

26:53 Alien Ant Farm Do you have a zero period?

26:55 Caller No.

26:55 Adam How far do you live from school?

26:57 Caller I live about 20 minutes away, but we don't have any parking spaces for students, so first come, first serve.

27:06 Drew What kind of school is this?

27:07 Caller I know when they got these real like a-hole neighbors that they don't let you park in front of their house. They're communistic.

27:14 Caller So you got to get up early just to go get parking.

27:16 Adam I'm so done with it.

27:17 Caller Man, I would be like getting up at 638.

27:20 Adam Poor Brian. First off, you know when people tell you that sleep thing and you never believe them? They go like, I go to bed every night at four, and I get up at 415, and that's how much I sleep. And you're like, no, you don't. There's no way you go to bed at 4 a.m. and get up at 5. You would die in three days.

27:41 Alien Ant Farm People use migraine and insomnia way too loosely because migraines are almost impossible to have, and insomnia is pretty gnarly and hardcore.

27:51 Drew What do you think? Maybe he has an eating disorder. Maybe that's what it goes down here.

27:55 Adam All right. Let me get this out of here.

27:57 Alien Ant Farm But I've got homework.

27:59 Adam You know, his answer is like, why do you get up at five to go to school? I got to take a shower.

28:05 Caller I got to do my makeup.

28:07 Drew I go to school.

28:07 Caller I got to do my makeup.

28:09 Alien Ant Farm He forgot to mention that he does his face in full Gene Simmons.

28:14 Adam Yeah.

28:14 Drew Hey, Brian.

28:15 Adam He goes from Kabuki.

28:16 Drew Do you have any food or body image problems?

28:19 Caller No. No, not at all.

28:20 Adam You all right? All right.

28:21 Caller Yeah.

28:21 Adam All right, buddy.

28:23 Caller Talk to your dad.

28:24 Adam Yeah. Drink some red wine. That's what I do. All right. All right. Smoke pot. Put you to bed. Put your bed nice and early. Get some of that Ambien or something like that.

28:32 Drew Right, Drew?

28:33 Caller I like the red wine suggestion.

28:36 Adam Oh, that's solid. That's solid.

28:38 Caller Not enough doctors recommend that, I think.

28:40 Adam Red wine. It's good for you. Not when you drink four bottles every night. Like maybe. You drink a bottle, you go to bed. It's great. Dream about grapes.

28:49 Alien Ant Farm No 16-year-old is going to drink one glass of red wine a night.

28:53 Adam That's true. It's going to be like a court of boons farm.

28:55 Caller Yeah, exactly.

28:56 Adam Thunderbird.

28:57 Caller Straight for the boons.

28:58 Adam Alien Ant Farm is here. Let's hear a little something off their CD anthology, which is sold over a million copies. Thank you. One million. This is the big hit.

29:10 Caller One million copies.

29:12 Adam Smooth criminal.

31:12 Caller Annie, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay.

32:34 Caller I ought to run them out.

32:35 Adam Hey, everybody. And where's the applause, Anderson? Come on now. Thank you. Alien Ant Farm.

32:42 Caller Sounds like the opera.

32:43 Adam On the Leno show tonight, Tonight Show Tonight, and then on Wednesday with 311 at the Universal Amphitheater, which is sold out.

32:52 Alien Ant Farm You can sneak in. There's a lot of doors and nooks and crannies in that.

32:56 Adam That place used to be open, and we used to sneak into that when I was a little bit younger.

33:00 Drew It was an outdoor amphitheater.

33:02 Adam Right. Really?

33:03 Drew Yeah.

33:03 Adam Well, I guess, yeah, it's the Universal Amphitheater, and it's got a roof on it. It must be confusing to most people that grow up around here.

33:10 Alien Ant Farm I never got that either, but I just took it for what it was.

33:13 Adam You just go along with it.

33:14 Drew It was outdoor.

33:16 Adam Yeah. Well, it's like we got the Los Angeles Lakers over here, and where the hell do we got a lake around here?

33:21 Alien Ant Farm Hey, Lake Paris next to Riverside in Paris.

33:23 Adam That's true. It's a beautiful, beautiful, God's country.

33:27 Alien Ant Farm Diapers, diapers on the shore.

33:29 Adam God's country, syringes. Do you like syringes and diapers together in the same lake? You go out to Lake Paris?

33:35 Alien Ant Farm Yes.

33:36 Adam Beautiful, beautiful country.

33:37 Alien Ant Farm Bernasconi Beach, many skinny dipping nights there among the dirty diapers.

33:43 Adam I'll tell you, it is a-

33:44 Caller The Vietnamese guys fishing.

33:46 Adam It is a golfer's paradise at Riverside. It really is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful country over there. Drew, you ever get out that way?

33:53 Alien Ant Farm It looks like Mars.

33:54 Caller There is actually a really beautiful course right there.

33:56 Alien Ant Farm There is?

33:57 Caller Yeah. Oh, man.

33:58 Caller I live right on Hole 2.

34:00 Adam Do you?

34:00 Caller Yeah.

34:02 Adam You live on Hole 2 in Riverside? You got to get out of that.

34:05 Caller Fairmount Park.

34:06 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break, Alien Ant Farm, our guest tonight. Drew, who are we going to talk to when we come back?

34:12 David. I'd say.

34:14 Adam He has some very relevant sexual information for me. Hold on. Let me just say. David?

34:22 Caller Yeah?

34:22 Adam What do you mean relevant sexual information?

34:25 Caller Laquisha, Laquisha, whatever it was last night with the whole Hot Carl thing. Right.

34:29 Adam You know what that is?

34:30 Caller Oh, yeah.

34:31 Caller I know what a Hot Carl is.

34:32 Drew Hold on.

34:32 Alien Ant Farm You do?

34:34 Caller We know a lot of those things.

34:35 Adam Oh, good. We could have used you last night.

34:36 Drew We're going to go from a sputum and stool to a Hot Carl and Filthy Sanchez.

34:41 Caller Dirty Sanchez.

34:41 Adam Dirty Sanchez. See? Did I correct them last night? Yeah. All right. We'll be back.

34:46 Alien Ant Farm My favorite is the Angry Dragon.

34:51 Caller Um, back in a minute.

35:22 Adam Hey, everybody, Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Terry and Dryden are both here from Alien Ant Farm. Ty and Mike are going to be coming in here from Alien Ant Farm in about 15, 20 minutes or so. Anthology is the name of the CD. On with Jay Leno tonight. And you guys got a website, some people who are listening around the country, want to go see you guys.

35:46 Caller Yeah, it's just www.alienantfarm.com. Very creative.

35:51 Adam There's where you can find-

35:53 Caller I got a little crazy with that one.

35:54 Adam All the tour dates and everything. Hold on. Anderson, can you turn? Yeah. Dryden's mic on. There we are.

36:02 Alien Ant Farm I thought of it myself.

36:03 Adam Oh, there it is. Oh, that's good?

36:04 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, it's yours.

36:05 Adam Well, listen-

36:06 Caller We wanted to use that. I mean, we ended up having to use that because obviously, metallica.com is being used already.

36:13 Adam Oh, right. Metallica would have that. Smart. You got to keep it simple.

36:17 Caller Good thing for them.

36:19 Adam David?

36:19 Caller Yeah.

36:20 Adam What's up?

36:22 Caller Not much.

36:23 Adam All right.

36:24 Caller Is that it?

36:26 Caller The Hot Carl and Dirty Carl.

36:28 Adam Oh, right. We got this call last night. We had the Dirty Sanchez and the Hot Carl.

36:36 Caller Yeah. You want to hear the Dirty Carl first, then.

36:39 Caller It's Dirty Sanchez, Hot Carl.

36:41 Caller Yeah. There's a Dirty Carl also.

36:43 Caller I never heard of the Dirty Carl.

36:44 Adam All right. Here we go.

36:45 Caller You've seen Full Metal Jacket? How they beat the guy with soap?

36:48 Adam Right.

36:49 Get on your knees, scumbag.

36:51 Adam Drew hasn't because he's seen nothing.

36:53 Caller Take a crap in a sock and beat the crap out of someone.

36:56 Drew Well, that's you guys.

36:57 Caller It sounds like you're going to beat the crap on them.

36:59 Drew That's Dirty Carl? You guys did that all the time. You had these hats, though. You had these socks.

37:03 Caller I never heard of that one.

37:05 Alien Ant Farm I don't think getting hit with poo would hurt very much.

37:08 Caller It's really more the spirit of it.

37:10 Adam It hurts your soul is what it hurts.

37:12 Caller I'd say so.

37:13 Adam Why the name Carl? Was the guy who was getting hit wasn't named Carl in a full metal jacket, was it?

37:19 Alien Ant Farm I don't know.

37:20 Adam All right.

37:20 Caller What's the hot pile?

37:21 Caller Private pile.

37:22 Caller This one's a little more in-depth.

37:24 Alien Ant Farm Pile is kind of like poop.

37:27 Caller This one doesn't actually involve crap. You get a bunch of guys and you pick a person. A couple of people get on his legs, a couple of people get it on his arms. You take a piece of saran wrap, put it over their mouth, and you cover their eyes too so they can't see, and someone's beating off this whole time. Then after like 30 seconds or so when they really need breath, you take off the saran wrap and the blindfold at the same time, right as the person's coming. When you take off the saran wrap, your first instinct, you breathe in automatically. And I think you can fix it.

38:07 Caller That's wrong. That's wrong. That's false.

38:10 Drew If you actually did that, you would actually kill the person.

38:13 Adam No, you wouldn't.

38:14 Drew Yes, they'd aspirate semen, they would die. That's an aspiration.

38:17 Adam They'd be fine.

38:18 Caller A hot carl simply is the cellophane over the face and then the pooing on the face.

38:22 Adam That's a hot carl.

38:24 Caller I've heard it the other way.

38:25 Drew If somebody actually inhaled semen, they would die.

38:28 Adam No, they'd be fine.

38:29 Caller Due to their respiratory system?

38:30 Drew Yes, if it got into their lungs, that'd be that.

38:32 Adam Don't listen to Drew.

38:33 Caller There's a lot of young ladies out there that should be in front of them.

38:36 Drew No, inhaled it, not swallowed it.

38:37 Caller Well, I mean, but accidents can happen.

38:39 Adam No, don't listen to Drew.

38:40 Caller They're trying to come up for air or something.

38:41 Adam You wouldn't die.

38:42 Drew If it doesn't have to be semen, name that liquid, if it's not sterile, and it's flying in somebody's face, as they take a big inhalation.

38:49 Caller Mountain dew?

38:50 Drew It's game over.

38:51 Alien Ant Farm It's kind of like you could drown from a minuscule amount of water or anything.

38:54 Drew That's what that is, that's right.

38:55 Adam You'd be fine. I've done it many times. I almost drown in a kiddie pool filled with semen once. Or maybe I was dreaming. You ever guys ever fall into a kiddie pool filled with semen?

39:09 Caller Well, it was wild semen.

39:12 Adam Yeah, it happened to me and then they rolled me in Jimmy's multicolored sprinkles, I guess some people call them.

39:18 Drew Rainbow sprinkles.

39:20 Caller And then they put you in the case of yum-yums.

39:22 Adam That's right.

39:24 Caller Some cops started dying.

39:25 Adam Put the A hole next to the donut holes.

39:27 Drew And then the Cummy Bears were...

39:28 Adam Oh, Drew, please. All right, so now, what about the Dirty Sanchez? We had kind of a handle on that last night, but what is your interpretation of the Dirty Sanchez?

39:38 Caller The Dirty Sanchez is just more or less when you stick your finger in your butt crack or in your butt, if you want to get really into it. And then you walk up to your unsuspecting friend and wipe your finger across his upper lip.

39:51 Adam Oh, right. Or had that done to me.

39:53 Alien Ant Farm Better yet, our drummer Mike came up with the Dirty Sangria, which is the girl on menstruating, sticks it in and gives you a red upper lip. That's the Sangria.

40:04 Caller A little mustache of sorts.

40:06 Adam That's very creative, Mike.

40:08 Alien Ant Farm Props, Mike. That's terrible.

40:10 Adam Dirty Sangria. Hey, Wednesday?

40:13 Yeah, hi.

40:14 Adam You're 18?

40:15 Caller Yeah.

40:15 Adam What's up?

40:16 Drew Your name isn't really Wednesday, is it?

40:17 Caller Yeah, it is. My parents were Adam's family.

40:20 Caller How's Pugsley? You never get that one, huh?

40:23 Caller Yeah.

40:24 Adam What's up?

40:26 Caller Not much. I just have these thoughts about my boyfriend with another guy, and it really turns me on, and I was wondering if that's really, really weird.

40:33 Caller Yeah.

40:33 Adam That's pretty weird. What's he doing with the other guy?

40:36 Caller No, he was not doing- Oh, well, he's not really doing anything with other guys.

40:39 Caller No, you're lying.

40:40 Drew You're a fantasy.

40:42 Caller I don't know. Just regular gay sex.

40:45 Adam Really? And do you think about that when you're having sex with him?

40:48 Caller No. It's just random thoughts and I don't know. I thought about it one day and it really turned me on. I'm like, wow, okay.

40:56 Adam But you weren't masturbating or anything?

40:58 Caller No.

40:59 Adam All right.

40:59 Drew But it gets her going. That's interesting.

41:01 Adam Yeah. But you know when you're a little bit younger, you'd have these Tourette's type thoughts about your girlfriends. You know what I mean?

41:09 Drew Yeah.

41:09 Adam It's horrible and weird, but compelling at the same time.

41:14 Drew There's some aggression here though, right? You feel that? It may not be a big deal.

41:18 Adam How long have you been with the guy?

41:20 Caller About seven months.

41:22 Adam Do you love him?

41:23 Caller Yes. We're going to get married actually.

41:25 Adam When are you getting married?

41:26 Caller Next June.

41:28 Caller Have you told him about your dream?

41:30 Caller Yeah, I did.

41:31 Caller How did he react?

41:33 Caller Well, he was with a guy once, but that was a long time ago. I don't know. He was like, okay, good job. He didn't really have that much of a reaction to it.

41:44 Drew I get this sense though that your perceptions of him at time break down what we call part objects. It's like he's all good or all bad or all aggressive. Some of these things you have very intense sexual reactions to. Where did that come from?

42:03 Adam She's not going to answer that. She can't answer that.

42:05 Drew Well, I would imagine.

42:06 Adam I don't even know what you're talking about.

42:08 Caller I would imagine that I was kind of like her.

42:10 Drew I would imagine.

42:10 Adam I'm from Simi Valley, so.

42:13 Drew I would imagine that some sort of trauma. All right.

42:16 Adam Well, just ask her. Any trauma?

42:18 Caller With me?

42:19 Adam Yeah. Anyone do anything weird to you when you're grown up?

42:21 Drew Or more of a chronic. Was there some something going on in the house?

42:24 Caller Actually, yeah, there was.

42:25 Drew Yeah. What was happening?

42:27 Caller When I was a little kid, my dad, yeah.

42:31 Adam Your dad molested you?

42:33 Caller Pretty much.

42:34 Drew Yeah. See, this is what that is.

42:36 Adam Where is he now?

42:37 Caller In the other room, sleeping, actually.

42:39 Drew What happens Wednesday is when you have those kinds of traumas, it blunts your ability to develop higher levels of emotional organization, and people become, especially when you're stressed, they become fragmented in terms of your perceptions of them, and some of these fragmented pieces of who you feel them to be can be highly arousing pieces, and usually arousal for you will be something aggressive and traumatic.

43:04 Adam Have you ever got any help for what your dad did to you?

43:07 Caller No. I recently just told my boyfriend, I recently just told anyone about it, and it was very hard to talk about it. I told my boyfriend, I told my best friend, I told my mom, and the weirdest thing was my mom didn't react at all. She was just like, oh, the bastard, and went along about her business.

43:25 Drew Because that happened to her too, no doubt, when she was growing up.

43:29 Adam Yeah. She would have gotten hooked up with this guy.

43:32 Caller No, no, no, no, no. I know my grandfather, he wouldn't have done that sort of thing.

43:35 Drew Well, I don't think necessarily your dad, could have been anyone, someone else abused her.

43:39 Adam Right. Okay. So your dad did this to you for how long?

43:43 Caller About four years.

43:45 Adam Wow. How old were you when it started?

43:47 Caller About from like five years old to nine years old. I don't know exactly, but that's about the time.

43:51 Adam You guys had sex?

43:53 Caller Yeah.

43:54 Alien Ant Farm Why did he stop?

43:56 Caller Well, my grandma died and I started getting more. My grandma was my best friend and like I started getting more aggressive and like telling him to like go away and I started beating on him.

44:06 Caller So he got spooked.

44:09 Adam Your mom was there the whole time. She never.

44:12 Caller My mom is like a major drug addict. There you go. What's going on?

44:15 Adam Wow. Now starts. Wednesday, let me lay out your five-year plan in life here. A, don't get pregnant.

44:25 Caller Of course.

44:26 Adam Do not get pregnant. All right.

44:28 Drew Whatever you have to do not to get pregnant. That's goal one.

44:30 Adam B, take things nice and slow with this boyfriend of yours. Don't be in too big a hurry to get married or do anything.

44:38 Drew Anyone you're attracted to, suspect.

44:39 Adam Watch out. Just take it nice and slow. C, you got to think about a little therapy, a little counseling, maybe a group or something.

44:47 Drew Even just dealing with drug addicted parents, you know, Al-Anon, that kind of thing. Something, some place to get started because there's a whole sort of world you need to begin processing.

44:58 Adam And you got to get out of that house too.

45:01 Yeah, I hear you.

45:02 Adam Get a job, move out, start your own life. And don't, don't let what your dad did to you the years that he stole from you, steal your whole life. Do you know what I mean? This is what happens. People take three or four years of the kid's life. And then the kid takes the next 50 on by their own hand, by getting into drugs, by cranking out a bunch of kids, by getting hooked up with abusive guys, by getting into bad situations. You don't have to do that.

45:28 Caller Yeah.

45:28 Caller My boyfriend is, he's really supportive. He's like the greatest guy I've ever met.

45:32 Caller So.

45:33 Drew No.

45:33 Adam Good. I'm looking. I'm all right with this guy. Okay. So, but you got to get in a group, a little counseling. You know what I'm saying? Take it slow because you're going to have lots of feelings about this, all right? All right. All right.

45:46 Drew Good luck.

45:47 Alien Ant Farm Wednesday. Can I take a potato rake to your dad's balls?

45:52 Drew She sounds delighted.

45:53 Adam Yeah.

45:54 Drew Yeah, please.

45:55 Caller Doesn't sound like the Gomez and Morticia I remember.

45:58 Adam No. No. They were too busy sword fighting with roses in their mouth. They were going up and feeling up their kids, were they?

46:08 Drew I don't know.

46:10 Adam Is there anything more effed up than a dad having sex with his daughter? I mean, can it get any weirder?

46:17 Alien Ant Farm Or son. Or son.

46:18 Adam Yeah.

46:19 Caller If I were Marge Simpson, I'd say. All right.

46:24 Adam We're going to take a little break. Alien Ant Farm in here tonight and we'll be back with the changing of the guard after this.

46:29 Caller All right, guys.

46:30 Caller Bottom line.

46:31 Caller Here's the deal. Looking to hook up.

46:32 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

46:34 Caller One call is all you need to make.

46:36 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:37 Caller 877-889-DATE.

46:43 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

47:21 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Terry has left the studio, and Ty has taken his place. Alien Ant Farm, our guest tonight on Leno on The Tonight Show Tonight. And that means you've arrived, by the way, when you've done The Tonight Show. Hold on, Drew, you've ever done The Tonight Show?

47:44 Drew I knew that was coming.

47:45 Adam Yeah, I have.

47:45 Drew Let me think, have I done that? No, I guess not, Adam. How many times have you done it?

47:51 Adam Well, let's see, Dryden, you've done it, right?

47:53 Drew Yeah.

47:53 Adam Ty.

47:54 Caller I shook his hand four times.

47:56 Adam Yeah, I have done it.

47:57 Drew But be clear, everyone here has made it except me.

47:59 Adam The only one in this room who hasn't done it is Drew.

48:01 Drew See, I've still got a distance to go. You guys know where to go but down.

48:04 Caller That's what you get for going to school.

48:05 Alien Ant Farm But Drew plays with lasers, so that's.

48:08 Adam Yeah, that is true. All right, we will.

48:12 Drew You will have laser on your faggity self as you say.

48:15 Adam Anthology is the name of the CD. We'll hear something else. Off of it very soon. And Drew, who's coming in here tomorrow night? Is it Miss USA?

48:24 Drew Yeah, I think so.

48:25 Adam And did you go help pick her out?

48:27 Drew I did.

48:28 Adam So she knows you.

48:30 Drew I met her that night, yeah.

48:31 Adam All right, good. I like that.

48:33 See if we can corrupt her.

48:34 Adam Annie?

48:35 Hey.

48:36 Adam Hey, you're 22. What's up?

48:37 Caller Hey, what's going on you guys?

48:39 Adam Hey, nothing.

48:40 Caller I can't believe I actually got through.

48:42 Adam Good. What's your question?

48:43 Caller I actually had a question for Alien Ant Farm.

48:45 Adam Sure.

48:46 Caller And I just wanted to let you guys know that I saw you guys over here in Albuquerque on Saturday at Sunshine Theater.

48:53 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

48:54 Caller It was a crazy show, man.

48:55 It was bad.

48:56 Alien Ant Farm Thank you. Bad, bad meaning good or bad? It was awesome.

48:59 Caller It was awesome. It was so much fun.

49:00 Alien Ant Farm I don't think so.

49:01 Caller But anyway, so I just wanted to ask you guys on your Smooth Criminal video, who's that kid who dances in the video?

49:09 Caller Is that your little brother?

49:11 Alien Ant Farm He's a good looking kid.

49:13 Caller I wish, man.

49:14 He's bad.

49:15 Caller He's bad. Who is it, though, really?

49:17 Alien Ant Farm It's Webster.

49:19 Oh, OK.

49:20 Caller It's Manuel Lewis.

49:22 Caller OK. Yeah, so.

49:23 Alien Ant Farm It's actually just a kid that the director, Mark Clausefeld, just hired through an agency. And I think Mark was we kind of all just said, hey, let's find a kid who knows how to dance. And we thought that's cool.

49:37 Caller This guy found him. He's awesome. And so are you guys. You guys are badass.

49:41 Alien Ant Farm The kid is better. The kid is truly better.

49:45 Caller Yeah. Well, not really. But you guys are both pretty good.

49:48 Drew Thanks. Take care.

49:49 Caller Take my call. Take care.

49:50 Drew Bye.

49:52 Caller Pretty good is another word for bad. This is Rock.

49:57 Adam Christina is 24. Christina.

49:59 Hi.

50:00 Adam What's up?

50:01 I have an awful problem. I pick my face and it gets really bad sometimes.

50:09 Drew Do you have bad acne?

50:10 No, actually, my face is pretty clear.

50:14 I have fair skin.

50:15 Drew Do you pull your hair?

50:17 What's that?

50:17 Drew Do you pull your hair, your eyebrows, that sort of thing?

50:20 No, not so much my hair. It's just really my face.

50:24 Alien Ant Farm But you do kind of pull your hair or no?

50:26 No.

50:26 Caller Do you cut yourself?

50:28 Drew Good question.

50:29 I have.

50:29 Drew Yeah. There you go.

50:31 Adam When you pick your face though, don't you need a starting point? Like, I'll pick my face, but I need to start on a zit and then I, you know, that's my jumping off point.

50:40 You know, it's kind of these little things, but.

50:42 Adam I like to finish with a nose squeeze, get those things out of there.

50:46 Alien Ant Farm What kind of gratification do you get after you've already injured yourself? Well, how far do you take it also?

50:52 Oh, I don't like it. I don't want to do it, but it's like, I can't stop. I keep telling myself, I'm not going to do this anymore. And it just, it'll get a little better and then it'll get worse. And it's been going on for a very long time. And I just wanted to do recommendation.

51:07 Drew Do you do stimulants? Amphetamine? No.

51:10 Alien Ant Farm We met a girl in the UK with this problem, but the most severe I'd ever, ever seen. And trust me, you don't want to look like this girl.

51:22 Sometimes it gets to the point where I don't even want to leave the house.

51:25 Drew But that's usually speed, when you pick till you get ulcers in your face and stuff.

51:28 Alien Ant Farm This girl was from her wrist to her ankles, her hair, everything was cut on her body.

51:34 Adam How did you meet her?

51:35 Alien Ant Farm She was interviewing me.

51:37 Drew She was cut?

51:38 Alien Ant Farm She had like razor marks everywhere.

51:41 Adam What was she interviewing her for?

51:43 Alien Ant Farm A magazine.

51:44 Wow.

51:45 Caller She actually started pulling her hair while she was talking to me.

51:48 Adam Really?

51:48 Caller And I was like, Oh, please stop that.

51:50 Adam I should do that with my eyebrows, Drew. Really. They're growing together. They're growing out of my sideburns. It's a mess.

51:55 Alien Ant Farm Me and Ty are kind of in the eyebrow family with you.

51:58 Drew Yeah.

51:58 Adam Let me tell you something about the brow. It keeps going. I mean, it just keeps going.

52:03 Drew I know.

52:03 Caller My dad looks like the guy from Dune.

52:05 Alien Ant Farm How do you stop it?

52:06 Adam My dad looks like Abe Bogota.

52:08 Alien Ant Farm If this girl says she doesn't do stimulants, like how does she stop doing it?

52:12 Drew Well, believe it or not, this is thought to be a biological process in the brain that is a particular region that activates, that causes kind of compulsive behavior. Now, certainly there is an emotional source to it that if she's wanted to get in long-term therapy and would try to figure it out, she could. But in terms of stopping the behavior, medication has the highest probability of stopping it in its tracks.

52:31 Oh, I don't want to do medication. I've actually been prescribed for manic.

52:38 Adam Listen here, nut job. You want to walk around looking like a pinhead or do you want to take some pills? What's it going to be?

52:47 Oh, I don't want to be dependent on anything.

52:49 Adam Well, right now you're dependent on picking your face.

52:51 Drew Yeah, in the meantime get some therapy and figure it all out.

52:53 Adam You do what I do. You localize to the nose. I go right for the nostril when I got to pick around my face. I pick my nose like a madman when I drive the car.

53:01 Drew Madman, like I've got a problem.

53:04 Adam Really, it's embarrassing. I mean, I'm up in there.

53:07 Drew I'm up in here.

53:09 Adam Hey, Christina.

53:10 Drew Have we left out any body secretions?

53:12 Adam Take your meds, would you please take your medication?

53:16 Does it actually exist, or is it just like in my head that I'm just making this up, that it's something, I don't know, a bad habit?

53:24 Drew Your brain is mandating this behavior. If you don't change the chemistry of your brain or the psychology in which that is sort of being generated, which takes a long time, you're going to keep doing this.

53:34 Adam All right. I just take that, put on some...

53:37 Drew I guess they're behavioral treatments out there for this.

53:39 Adam Put some oven mittens on and duct tape them, like a boxer. Yeah.

53:43 Alien Ant Farm I mean, you can still find like a sharp something, the edge of a coffee table or something.

53:47 Adam Right.

53:48 Oh, cool.

53:48 Adam A cleaver.

53:48 Caller Maybe normal without medication.

53:50 Drew You could consult with a behaviorist. There are people that just deal with behaviors and see if they can get somewhere with this.

53:55 Yeah.

53:56 Adam All right. Either way, you got to make a move.

53:58 Drew Yeah.

53:58 Alien Ant Farm Don't keep doing it.

53:59 Adam Okay.

54:00 All right.

54:01 Adam And do you have a boyfriend?

54:02 I have something I'm interested in, but I'm kind of doing the single thing right now. I want some time to myself.

54:07 Adam And doesn't this screw you up socially? I mean, dating and stuff?

54:11 Well, to some extent, I mean, a lot of the guys I've been with have been cool enough with just my personality and stuff like that. So, you know.

54:22 Adam Let me translate. Huge cans.

54:24 Caller What's that?

54:25 Adam All right. Do you have a big chest, Christina?

54:30 Um, it's not real big, but.

54:32 Adam All right. Just something that the guys can focus on?

54:35 Well, I'm not bad looking. It's just my face.

54:37 Adam All right. Well, easy. Just take it easy.

54:39 Caller I'm not bad looking. It's just my face. She said that.

54:45 Adam She'd be great on the Internet, wouldn't she? All right.

54:49 Caller She sounds hot.

54:50 Adam Yeah. I mean, dude, if you can get past her face.

54:53 Caller And her typing is perfect.

54:55 Adam Kim?

54:56 Yeah, what's up?

54:57 Adam Hey, you're 15. What's up?

54:58 Caller Hey, yeah, my question was what inspired whoever wrote Flesh and Bone? Because that song is is raw.

55:09 Alien Ant Farm Actually, Ty, our bass player, told me to make a song about God. This is Dryden.

55:16 Adam Oh my God.

55:16 Hi, Dryden.

55:17 Caller Hi.

55:18 Oh my God.

55:19 Adam I love it.

55:20 Caller I actually get to sit next to this guy.

55:24 Adam So Ty, you told Dryden to do what?

55:26 Caller I told him to write a song about God. Come on, please.

55:29 Alien Ant Farm And so I did.

55:30 Caller And then I actually the song started from Come Inside Neal off the chorus. And that's all we had.

55:37 Alien Ant Farm It sounds more like a porno, actually, when you hear it like that.

55:40 Caller Yeah, because first I heard it. I thought it said come inside me. I was like, right.

55:45 Adam It's kind of about a dude named Neal.

55:48 Caller It's a GG.

55:48 Caller Allen cover song with Neal.

55:50 Alien Ant Farm It's weird because my first I'm not a really religious person and it's pretty easy to bash any kind of religion. And I just thought it would be not very classy and a very easy move to just knock it. And so I thought it'd be better to embrace it and make it more of a love story and a love song. Even though I'm not religious, it turned out really passionate and good.

56:14 Adam Thanks, Kim.

56:15 Caller No, no, no, I'm not going in.

56:16 Adam That's plenty out of you.

56:18 Caller Huh?

56:19 Caller Adam.

56:20 Adam What?

56:21 Caller I had another question. All right.

56:23 Adam Are you good looking?

56:25 Caller I believe so.

56:25 Adam Yeah, you sound like it because you're pain in the ass. Go ahead.

56:29 Caller Oh, anyway, okay.

56:30 Adam I know, you're very certain.

56:31 Caller Okay, my other question was for, what was it? Whisper, whisper, sorry. Where did that one come from, too?

56:41 Adam All right, turn your radio down. Ty told Ryne to write a movie about people who didn't talk real loud.

56:49 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, exactly.

56:51 Caller It's fine.

56:52 Adam Anyway. You know Kim's hot. Do you hear all that attitude pouring out of her? Always tell the good looking chicks.

56:59 Caller Adam's going to tell me I can't ask another song.

57:02 Adam All right. You want to answer that question?

57:05 Alien Ant Farm Whispers about, we did a lot of showcasing at the Viper Room, and we got turned down by every single major label that you could name. We played in front of every label and they turned us down, and whispers about that experience.

57:22 Adam Kind of feels good now though, right?

57:24 Alien Ant Farm It's a classy F-U.

57:26 Adam Yeah. It's a classy F-U. I like that. You don't hear classy in F-U. Put so closely together in a sentence. Drew, do you ever hear it's a classy F-U?

57:37 Drew Not before tonight.

57:37 Alien Ant Farm Well, I mean, just the success of, you know, we're still a baby band. We have a lot to prove. We're writing on a cover right now. I've heard a lot of bands kind of knock us for it. I'm digging it, and I dig the band, and like I said, it's a classy way to just, the success of this record is kind of gratification.

57:57 Adam Right. Especially all those a-holes that turned you down. All right, Drew, you ready?

58:00 Alien Ant Farm Should we name them all?

58:01 Adam Yeah, go ahead. No problem. What are the labels?

58:05 Alien Ant Farm Everyone but DreamWorks.

58:07 Adam Wow. Give us the top three that turned you down.

58:12 Caller Interscope.

58:13 Alien Ant Farm Atlantic.

58:15 Caller Sony.

58:16 Adam There you go. Kiss Alien Ant Farm's ass. John, you're 24.

58:22 Caller Yes, sir.

58:22 Adam What's up?

58:23 Caller I'm calling because I'm kind of at my wits' end. I've been married for almost four years now. And since about after the first five months, we've been having a lot of sex problems, I guess. Well, to me, they're problems anyway.

58:38 Drew What's the problem?

58:39 Caller Well, it's not often enough.

58:42 Drew How often?

58:43 Caller Three times a month on an average.

58:45 Adam Once a month?

58:46 Drew Three times?

58:46 Caller Three times a month.

58:48 Drew Over once a week.

58:49 Caller I mean, there's been a few good weeks.

58:50 Drew Do you have kids?

58:51 Caller I have one. I have a son. He's two.

58:53 Drew All right. Does that sort of slow things down, too?

58:55 Caller It does. But with my wife, it seems like there's always some type of excuse.

59:01 Drew When you're fat.

59:02 Caller If my son doesn't go to bed till 10, you know, it's too late. I can put him to bed at 8. It doesn't seem to matter. I've tried just about everything.

59:11 Adam How is she with you? Is she happy with you?

59:14 Caller You know, I would assume, I, you know, I...

59:17 Drew Once a week might just be her sort of, you know, her pace.

59:21 Caller Her pace? Yeah.

59:22 Alien Ant Farm Was it a lot more rapid earlier?

59:24 Caller I'm sorry?

59:24 Alien Ant Farm Was it a lot more rapid in the beginning?

59:26 Drew More frequent?

59:27 Caller In the beginning it was... Before we were married, it was pretty decent. I couldn't...

59:31 Drew How often?

59:34 Caller Well, we... kind of a long-distance relationship. I mean, just from town to town. So, just about every time we ever went out on a date.

59:40 Drew How often was that?

59:41 Caller Five years ago. We've been together about five and a half.

59:44 Drew How often were you going on dates?

59:46 Caller A couple of times a week.

59:47 Drew So, twice a week you were having sex?

59:49 Caller Yeah.

59:49 Drew And now it's down to once a week?

59:51 Caller Now it's down to, and on average, once a week.

59:52 Drew Yeah, that's not a dramatic drop-off.

59:55 Caller Well, maybe I'm unnormal, but I could go, you know, seven times a week or something.

59:59 Caller There could be some funky smell coming from your job, I'm not kidding you.

1:00:04 Adam Who said that?

1:00:05 Caller Yeah, who said that?

1:00:06 Adam Oh, that's Perry Farrell?

1:00:07 Caller Yeah, Perry Farrell.

1:00:08 Adam Hey, John, there's two things that are going on here. One is, as I agree with Drew, that could just be her rhythm. She could be a once a week or it'll move up as she gets uglier and fatter.

1:00:20 Caller And older, yeah.

1:00:21 Adam So don't worry about that. The more hair she gets on her upper lip, the more she wants to hump. That's how women are.

1:00:27 Alien Ant Farm Send her off to tour for about 10 months and when she comes home, she'll want to hump you every day.

1:00:33 Adam Yeah. Can she start a band? So John, that could be it. The other thing is those women really... Here's the thing. Okay. Here's what I want to say. I'm going to try to word this the right way. Sweet talker.

1:00:45 Drew There's two things.

1:00:46 Adam Women don't have a set libido like men do. Men have a set libido and it doesn't matter if they're depressed or they're angry or they're drunk or they're high or they're tired.

1:00:56 Alien Ant Farm Mine is wishy washy though.

1:00:58 Adam It is?

1:00:58 Alien Ant Farm Yeah.

1:00:59 Drew I mean it cycles.

1:01:02 Alien Ant Farm Maybe I'm the only guy on the planet that just doesn't get in the mood. Well, no.

1:01:06 Adam That can happen.

1:01:07 Drew But it's whatever yours is.

1:01:08 Adam But you got a cycle. It's a set cycle. It's two times a week, it's five times a week, it's once a week, whatever it is. Men have a cycle. It's usually more than less. But women, they're flexible. I mean, they're straddle the sex fence and say, well, I could go this way or I could go this way. Let's see how I feel.

1:01:29 Alien Ant Farm Does it have anything to do, you think, with that obviously like women know, not all women know, but they kind of have the upper hand where...

1:01:38 Drew They're just in a different biological milieu. They just they live in a different biological world. There's no there's not the kind of drive.

1:01:44 Adam Where's milieu?

1:01:45 Drew Milieu.

1:01:46 Adam Somewhere in France, perhaps.

1:01:48 Alien Ant Farm I think it's next to Lake Paris.

1:01:49 Adam They live in milieu next to Lake Paris.

1:01:51 Drew But that's the point is that they may have a certain drive that's that's that's driven.

1:01:56 Adam Well, here's the thing about a woman. If a guy keeps pounding away at her and scratching and panhandling for sex, she'll get even further away.

1:02:06 Drew She pushes away. That's right.

1:02:07 Adam And so what happens is this syndrome where young John over here is ready to go seven days a week. She's ready to go one day a week. He starts scratching at her a little bit. And now it's three times a month. You want to try for twice a month? Keep scratching.

1:02:22 Drew Women hate being objectified. They hate being pushed into sex.

1:02:24 Adam Now, what John has to do is the opposite of what he wants to do.

1:02:28 Caller He needs to scratch himself.

1:02:30 Adam That's right. He needs to go scratch off. Make that sound again, Anderson, the scratching yourself off sound.

1:02:36 Drew Yeah, but the paddling feet again?

1:02:39 Adam Yeah, that's my favorite beat-off sound. So would he... Sorry to tear you away from the TV there, Anderson. I didn't mean to. But so the thing he needs to do... I'm on a roll here. Yeah, you need to... He needs to figure out her language and start speaking that... That's right... .instead of speaking his own language. That's correct. You want more sex? You can't talk about sex.

1:03:00 Drew Yes.

1:03:01 Adam You gotta start...

1:03:02 Drew Light some candles.

1:03:03 Adam All of a sudden, you gotta start listening.

1:03:05 Drew Yeah.

1:03:05 Adam You know what chicks love?

1:03:06 Caller Start speaking Spanish to them.

1:03:07 Adam Chicks? Yeah, that's right.

1:03:09 Caller That's how... That's what works.

1:03:10 Drew Cilantro. Exitos en español. Yes.

1:03:12 Adam Even if you're like me and you can only speak like Taco Bell Spanish and you just read that menu to them.

1:03:17 Drew Burritos.

1:03:19 Adam No, you have to... I even work Bell Beefer into the mix sometimes.

1:03:23 Drew Oh, Enchirito.

1:03:25 Adam I'm old school with the Bell Beefer.

1:03:26 Drew And the Enchirito.

1:03:27 Adam Yeah. No, that's the tostada.

1:03:29 Drew The Enchirito is I think in the foil package. Where the foil...

1:03:32 Adam Oh, yeah. That came from foil. They baked it.

1:03:35 Caller Oh, my little chalupa.

1:03:36 Drew The Enchirito.

1:03:37 Adam All right. Here's what you got to do. You do stuff. Here's what chicks love. Hey, enough about me. How was your day today? What did you do? And act interested.

1:03:47 Drew Do you want to massage?

1:03:47 Adam Because it's tough. Just keep listening and asking questions. You listen and ask questions. You'll be getting blown halfway into it.

1:03:53 Alien Ant Farm Like handsome Dan?

1:03:55 Adam Yeah. And what else?

1:03:59 Caller I really identify with you so much.

1:04:01 Drew No, they want emotionally significant interaction. That's what they call that.

1:04:04 Adam Listen and ask questions.

1:04:06 Alien Ant Farm It's probably better if you're actually... It's probably better. It works better if you actually really are interested. Then it's fun for the both of you.

1:04:13 Adam It's impossible, though, because you know what store you're listening to? The Tammy is a bitch for the 155th time that month. She thinks she's so cool with her nails. Well, I got a French dip. Uh-huh. Oh, that Tammy. She's got a lot of nerve, that Tammy. Because we all know you pioneered the unicorn on the nails thing. It's an homage. She's doing it because she's jealous. She's very catty.

1:04:38 Drew Come out with the American flag.

1:04:41 Adam Yeah, Tammy. She's no trendsetter. She's a follower. All right. Just pretend to listen for like five minutes. It's really tough, but you got to do that. Michelle?

1:04:51 Caller Yeah.

1:04:52 Adam You're 16?

1:04:53 Caller Yeah.

1:04:53 Adam You're on with Alien Ant Farm.

1:04:55 Caller Hello.

1:04:55 Adam Hi.

1:04:56 Caller Hey.

1:04:57 Caller Yeah, I have a question. I have only guy friends. I literally do not get along with girls.

1:05:03 Caller I have like two girlfriends.

1:05:06 Caller And I'm friends with all the skaters at school, all the skater guys at school, all the...

1:05:10 Adam You're a stinking whore. Right.

1:05:12 Caller And everyone. And like I have a crush on one of my guy friends. And he considers me like his best friend. And he's always telling me, oh, yeah, this girl Malik, she's so hot, blah, blah. And he's always asking me for advice on how to ask her out on a date. And like, I can't act normal around him because I have a crush on him.

1:05:29 Drew Maybe not hang out with that guy anymore. You're just torturing yourself.

1:05:32 Caller Yeah. And like, it's starting to be like...

1:05:34 Drew Michelle, maybe not hang out with him. Seriously.

1:05:37 Caller Yeah.

1:05:38 Drew You're just torturing yourself.

1:05:39 Caller Like, he tells me, oh, Michelle, you know, you're just looking.

1:05:42 Adam He says, you're good looking?

1:05:44 Caller Yeah.

1:05:45 Adam He does? Well, maybe he likes you.

1:05:47 Caller Well, like, he'll tell me that. He's just like, God, and you're so pretty and you just have the greatest personality. You know, I could never lose you as a friend.

1:05:53 Adam Oh, that's so bad. Whenever a guy starts factoring in personality, it's a kiss of death.

1:05:59 Caller My smile will just, like, fade away.

1:06:01 Caller It'll be like, you know?

1:06:03 Adam Well, he must get the vibe that you're into him, right?

1:06:06 Caller Yeah.

1:06:06 Caller I mean, I give a lot of signals, you know?

1:06:09 Adam Right, like the dry humping?

1:06:11 Caller No, no, no.

1:06:12 Drew Yeah, Michelle, unless you get away from this guy, you're not going to be available to sort of gain a crush on someone else. You're going to keep infatuation with this guy. And this is not going anywhere. You're torturing yourself. You may be a good friend. That's fine. But stay away for a while.

1:06:25 Adam And here's the reality. The best you can do is a woman who's scraping away at a guy who you like, you're pining away for, you get a drunken mercy F at some point down the road.

1:06:36 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, don't waste your year.

1:06:37 Adam That's as close as you get.

1:06:38 Drew And then you're really in and now you're screwed because you're not going to get any reciprocity. He's not going to come. He's not going to be in more just because he had sex with you. No way.

1:06:47 Adam Put it this way. When you were a 17-year-old guy and you were in high school, you saw every chick in your school, right? And you pretty much made a decision what group they were in. Pretty much on the first appearance, right?

1:06:59 Alien Ant Farm Effable or not.

1:07:00 Adam Effable or not or did you want to date them or did you want them for your girlfriend or did you want to pursue them or not? And there wasn't too many on the fence and there wasn't too many who went from pen A to pen B ever. I don't remember one. It was either like definitely no, definitely yes.

1:07:16 Caller But if you could go back now.

1:07:18 Adam Yes.

1:07:19 Caller All of them would be yes.

1:07:20 Adam That's right. Including the faculty. Seriously. And some of the cafeteria staff.

1:07:25 Alien Ant Farm Mrs. Fasig.

1:07:26 Adam That's right.

1:07:27 Alien Ant Farm I want you.

1:07:27 Adam I'd give it there. Pull that hair net down and let's get it on. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? And women think they can work on a guy.

1:07:35 Drew No.

1:07:35 Adam And they can't. Now see for women you can make the switch.

1:07:40 Drew Yeah.

1:07:40 Adam They can have a guy who they're not that into. That's why they assume it will work on us but it won't. We're not going to fall for that. We're way too shallow.

1:07:47 Alien Ant Farm No banana in the tailpipe.

1:07:49 Adam That's right. Wait a minute. What's that mean?

1:07:52 Alien Ant Farm I don't know. It's 48 hours isn't it?

1:07:54 Adam Oh, you re-stall the car out?

1:07:56 Alien Ant Farm We were going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

1:07:58 Adam That's right. I thought it was a gay reference.

1:08:00 Alien Ant Farm Well, that too.

1:08:01 Caller Okay.

1:08:02 Adam We'll take a little break. Alien Ant Farm is here.

1:08:04 Caller Yeah.

1:08:04 Adam It's how you, when a guy's following you and you go and you put it in his tailpipe and then his car stalls out and then you can take off, right? That's the banana in the tailpipe, right?

1:08:14 Caller That's it.

1:08:15 Adam I wonder, I can't figure out what movie that was.

1:08:17 Caller Beverly Hills Cop.

1:08:18 Adam It was? Okay.

1:08:19 Caller I already seen it all, the one that gave him the bananas.

1:08:21 Adam We'll take a break and we'll be right back.

1:08:24 Caller All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

1:08:26 Caller Looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:08:29 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:08:31 Caller Call the Dateline, the Dateline.

1:08:32 Alien Ant Farm 877-889-DATE.

1:08:38 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:09:19 Caller Let's go.

1:09:21 Adam Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

1:09:40 Caller Let's go.

1:09:41 Alien Ant Farm He changed his mind.

1:09:47 Adam We're both here from Alien Ant Farm.

1:09:49 Alien Ant Farm He changed his mind.

1:09:50 Adam Okay, you want to all join in now? Here we go.

1:09:56 Caller He changed his mind.

1:10:00 Alien Ant Farm He kind of felt like it. I mean, he wanted to.

1:10:04 Adam Alien Ant Farm are guests tonight. You can find them on Leno in about an hour, maybe a little bit less than an hour on the Tonight Show tonight. Anthology is the name of the CD. I bet you already have it.

1:10:18 Alien Ant Farm Get It Ant, Anthology.

1:10:21 Adam Anthology. I had one. We'll give the phone around, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And we'll get back to the phones and speak to Cynthia. Cynthia?

1:10:33 Caller Hi.

1:10:33 Adam Hey, you're 22. What's up?

1:10:35 Caller Yes, I had a question for you.

1:10:37 Caller All right.

1:10:39 Caller Hi, guys.

1:10:40 Drew Hi.

1:10:42 Caller Sorry. I had a quick question. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, right? And we've been having sex, like, a lot.

1:10:55 Alien Ant Farm Is that your kid?

1:10:56 Caller Yeah.

1:10:57 Alien Ant Farm Your boyfriend's kid, too?

1:10:58 Caller Yes.

1:10:59 Adam All right.

1:10:59 Caller Yeah, we've been together for 3 years. And ever since we've been with each other, it's been like an everyday thing.

1:11:06 Adam Right.

1:11:06 Caller Can a guy get tired of it?

1:11:09 Drew Can a guy get tired of it, or do you get tired of it?

1:11:11 Caller No. I'm fine with it. I'm fine.

1:11:14 Drew He has a never-ending supply of semen.

1:11:18 Caller Is he Hispanic?

1:11:19 Caller Yeah, he's Hispanic.

1:11:20 Caller Well, there you go.

1:11:21 Adam They love to hump those Spaniards.

1:11:24 Caller He's not going to get, like, bored of it or something?

1:11:27 Alien Ant Farm Is this Rosie Perez?

1:11:28 Caller No.

1:11:30 Drew No, guys tend not to tire of these things.

1:11:32 Adam Don't worry about that. He won't get tired of pizza or jacking off either.

1:11:37 Caller No.

1:11:37 Adam No.

1:11:38 Caller Because I thought that, you know, like, a guy could actually get tired of it or bored. So I tried to, like, make things exciting and I changed it a little.

1:11:46 Adam Right.

1:11:47 Caller But, um, I don't know. I just didn't want to ask him because I would think it would be a turn off.

1:11:53 Adam Right. Hey, listen, Cynthia.

1:11:55 Caller Yeah.

1:11:56 Adam Don't worry so much about him.

1:11:58 Drew We need to figure out what you need a little more.

1:11:59 Adam He's fine.

1:12:00 Drew Yeah. He's going to be, every, you get sex every day. The guy's fine.

1:12:03 Adam Well, look, he's been humping non-stop for the three years you've known him, right?

1:12:07 Drew Does he seem to be less enthusiastic about it now than he was on day two?

1:12:11 Caller No.

1:12:12 Adam Okay.

1:12:12 Caller Does he smile a lot?

1:12:14 Caller Yeah, he does.

1:12:14 Caller There you go. He's a happy man.

1:12:16 Adam It's not going to go away.

1:12:17 Caller So he could go on like...

1:12:18 Drew It is a strange fact about man, isn't it? This can go on eternally, yes.

1:12:22 Caller Yeah.

1:12:22 Drew So he's about 80. Then he'll slow down.

1:12:24 Adam He'll hump you probably eight times after he's dead.

1:12:28 Drew Let me ask Cynthia. Cynthia. Does he urinate every day?

1:12:31 Caller I think so, yeah.

1:12:32 Drew Do you worry that that's going to stop or run out sometime?

1:12:35 Caller No.

1:12:36 Drew Okay. Well, are you worrying about the similar kind of thing here with the sex?

1:12:38 Caller Yeah. They don't want to straight out ask them and make it a turn off, you know?

1:12:43 Adam Yeah. I know how it is. Women start talking about sex. Me, sorry, honey. You ain't getting no dick. It may be a week. You want to shoot for a month? Keep talking about sex, smart girl. That's right. And you know what? It includes blow jobs too, baby. There'll be none of that. Take one for the road, but that's it. He'll shut right down. How many kids you have?

1:13:07 Caller This one.

1:13:08 Adam All right. That's enough, right?

1:13:09 Caller Yeah. Yeah. We're taking care of ourselves and everything.

1:13:11 Drew Good.

1:13:12 Adam When are you getting married?

1:13:14 Caller Probably by April or May.

1:13:15 Drew All right.

1:13:15 Caller Good.

1:13:16 Drew He'll continue to be interested in you. Yeah. Way into the future. Yes.

1:13:19 Caller Okay.

1:13:19 Drew All right.

1:13:20 Caller Thank you and good night.

1:13:21 Adam Good night.

1:13:22 Caller Bye bye.

1:13:22 Adam Wow. Now that's a woman.

1:13:24 Drew Yeah.

1:13:25 Adam She's very concerned that his libido may run out. I love that.

1:13:29 Drew His chi, empty his chi and that'll be over. Yeah.

1:13:32 Adam That's great. I would love to have a woman that was just scared.

1:13:36 Drew Am I not right? Women should be thinking about men more in terms of health.

1:13:39 Adam Am I boring him?

1:13:40 Caller It's three times a day.

1:13:41 Drew More how other bodily functions go. Women should realize that they move their bowels, they pee.

1:13:47 Adam Right.

1:13:47 Drew They have sex. That's a man. That's it.

1:13:49 Adam Absolutely.

1:13:50 Drew That's it. You don't worry about the poo running out or the pee running out.

1:13:53 Adam Well, and the thing about guys, it's like a team. You know, some guys are Yankees fans, some guys are Dodgers fans, and they take that to their grave, and they take their love of whatever kind of pizza and the toppings they have on it to their grave. It's pretty much, guys are idiots, really. We just do the same thing over and over until we die.

1:14:13 Drew It's like a water wheel.

1:14:15 Adam Yeah, it just keeps going. Just, it's like the Colorado River just running right through our urethra, except for it's milky.

1:14:24 Caller That's actually smart or stupid.

1:14:27 Adam Us?

1:14:27 Caller Yeah.

1:14:28 Drew Lame.

1:14:29 Adam I think it's neither.

1:14:29 Drew Is it lame? Yeah, it's just lame.

1:14:30 Alien Ant Farm Small minded.

1:14:31 Drew Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, yeah.

1:14:35 Adam It depends what's on your pizza too for me, because like I'm a thin crust guy. I don't trust the thick crusters.

1:14:41 Drew Or a lot of stuff on the pizza.

1:14:42 Adam Yeah, I don't like going nuts on there. Yeah, like some mushroom. Mike.

1:14:47 Caller What's up, fellas?

1:14:48 Adam You're 21, what's up?

1:14:49 Caller Yeah, first of all, you guys rock, but okay, here's my question. Me and my girlfriend, we've been together for a year and a half. She's wonderful personality-wise, you know, me and her just emotionally click, you know, I mean, we truly love each other. But physically, she's, you know, she's kind of boring me after a while now. But she's got these two friends that are trying to put the moves on me for a couple months. Physically, I'm really attracted. You know, they're hot. They're really hot, and I'm really debating if I want to get down and dirty with them.

1:15:19 Drew Well, of course, you should screw over your girlfriend. If you love her so much that you should just screw over, that's great.

1:15:24 Adam Well, how do you know her two friends are really hot for you?

1:15:28 Caller Well, I mean, you know, they've been trying to put the moves on me.

1:15:31 Drew Why would you even call them your friends? Her friends, rather. What if your friends were doing that to her? Would they still be your friends?

1:15:36 Adam Hold on. That's a stupid statement, Drew. They're her friends, you idiot.

1:15:41 Drew But they're not friends.

1:15:42 Adam You can't make value judgments based on his groin. They're her friends who are coming on to him.

1:15:47 Alien Ant Farm Does your girlfriend know that her friends are coming on to you?

1:15:50 Caller Kind of, yeah. And I mean, they're kind of, you know, they're open to certain things. You know, certain things.

1:15:57 Drew He is a world class dick.

1:15:59 Caller They've gotten drunk and done a little touchy feely with each other. But I mean, they've tried to get down on me before in the hot tub when my girlfriend was gone. And I didn't.

1:16:09 Adam Hold on. Where did your girlfriend go while you guys were in the hot tub?

1:16:13 Caller She actually went off to the store to buy a little six pack with a couple of her friends.

1:16:17 Adam Oh, while you guys were in the hot tub?

1:16:19 Caller Yeah. Yeah. She left her friend Nicole in the hot tub with me. And Nicole took her top, trying to put the mousse on and...

1:16:27 Adam Now we don't believe you, Mike. Sorry, Mike. All right. Sorry, buddy.

1:16:30 Caller He is qualified.

1:16:33 Adam He just hung up. It's great. It's funny too because he sounded like Rob Schneider's... No, not Rob. Not the... No, who's the character? Damn, on Saturday Night Live, the Chronic Liar. Yeah, that's the ticket.

1:16:49 Drew Oh, John Lovett.

1:16:51 Adam John Lovett. Yeah, that was his rap. He's like, so she left me.

1:16:56 Drew Yeah, that's it.

1:16:57 Caller Yeah, she's a six pack of beer.

1:16:59 Adam Yeah, that's what she went to get. No, no, it was a 12 pack. Yeah, that's the ticket. That's your friend. Put his thumb up my ass.

1:17:04 Caller Took her right to my Camaro right after it worked out.

1:17:07 Alien Ant Farm Her name was Nicole.

1:17:08 Adam That's right.

1:17:10 Alien Ant Farm I wanted to ask, can I ask Drew another question? Sure. I've just heard a couple of guys talk about it. I was not really interested in it at all. I just wanted to know what was up with it, taking Viagra recreationally. Is that pretty gnarly?

1:17:27 Drew Potentially dangerous. We don't know. I mean, it's a medication. It's not a medication.

1:17:31 Adam You're fine.

1:17:32 Drew We don't know. We don't know.

1:17:33 Adam It's all right for rock stars.

1:17:35 Drew The Viagra drug rep was in my office today, and he was complaining about people expecting Viagra to be something that would improve sexual arousal. When it really doesn't, it just affects erection. It causes you to get hard.

1:17:48 Caller We have these crazy competitions every once in a while. See who could bag as many girls as we can in one day.

1:17:55 Alien Ant Farm No, it was actually someone in Europe had told me that they had taken, I don't even know how many milligrams of it it was. Obviously, don't know what they were doing. I split the tab in quarters or whatever they did, and said to the point that it just hurt, like they couldn't lose it.

1:18:14 Drew If they got Priapism, then they couldn't lose the erection. Then you lose the capacity for erection, you get permanent erectile dysfunction from that. Painful erection will not go away.

1:18:23 Alien Ant Farm You could stay hard, and then once that goes away, you're screwed.

1:18:27 Drew Yeah, painful sustained erection is called Priapism, and that can cause permanent erectile dysfunction. So then it's a painful and comfortable erection well beyond...

1:18:36 Alien Ant Farm So obviously using it recreational, we would be...

1:18:39 Drew Any medication.

1:18:40 Alien Ant Farm A no-no.

1:18:41 Drew Yeah, what can we hurt you?

1:18:42 Adam All right, well hold on, let me weigh in here. Let me say a few things. First off, any guy who does not have an erectile problem, who's gonna take Viagra, is gonna be a horny guy anyway. You know what I mean? And he's looking for the cherry on top of the horny sundae.

1:18:57 Alien Ant Farm And it's not gonna be there with the drug.

1:18:59 Adam He's already a horny guy. Well, no, I'm not saying that necessarily. If you are a guy and you have a boner that won't quit, you're gonna want to do something with it. And so you'll be horny just by process of elimination. It's like you have a boner that could cut glass. Of course.

1:19:15 Drew Bunker buster.

1:19:16 Adam You have a bunker buster in your underpants. You're gonna want to do something with it. But here's the real question. Is a young, healthy man who's horny already, whose penis works fine already, you don't need it.

1:19:30 Drew Yeah.

1:19:31 Alien Ant Farm What about women taking it?

1:19:34 Drew Yeah. They're using it sometimes in medication, sexual dysfunction, like antidepressants. And some women have anecdotally reported that they become multi-orgasmic on it. The studies are really not yet out yet on what it does for women. And many claim that it just does nothing. A lot of women say it doesn't do anything for them.

1:19:50 Adam Hey Anderson, do you have Ozzie on Viagra?

1:19:54 Caller I'm going Sharon, I'm ready! She's going, get lost! I'm lying here like I'm camping with the temple.

1:20:02 Adam He was telling us about taking Viagra and raping his wife. It was really funny though. Did you hear the way he said it? Puckish. I think he's writing a song about it actually. Gabriel?

1:20:15 Caller Yes.

1:20:15 Adam You're 19?

1:20:16 Caller Yes I am. First of all I want to say Alien Ant Farm. It's great to hear you guys being so successful from Riverside myself.

1:20:24 Alien Ant Farm Cool. Where do you live or where are you from in Riverside?

1:20:28 Caller I live in CB.

1:20:30 Caller It's over on Madison.

1:20:32 Alien Ant Farm Okay.

1:20:33 Caller Yeah, it's kind of the ghetto.

1:20:34 Caller Casablanca?

1:20:36 Adam Yes, you know the area.

1:20:37 Alien Ant Farm It's pretty bad.

1:20:38 Drew What's your question Gabriel?

1:20:40 Caller Yeah, I had a vasectomy done.

1:20:45 Caller Wow.

1:20:46 Caller Yeah, I don't have any kids either.

1:20:49 Adam How did they clear that?

1:20:51 Caller They had no, I don't think they had any problem with it.

1:20:55 Caller They just made me sign some papers saying I couldn't sue them and they were okay with it.

1:20:58 Caller Wow.

1:20:59 Adam All right.

1:21:00 Caller Yeah, I thought you guys would be proud of me.

1:21:02 Adam Did you save a sample before they cut it off?

1:21:07 Caller Oops.

1:21:08 Adam You didn't? No. I just thought you'd freeze a little sperm before you stop the production there.

1:21:15 Drew He's a planner, see.

1:21:16 Adam All right. All right. They didn't suggest that, huh?

1:21:20 Caller They told me something about it.

1:21:22 Caller I didn't really pay too much attention.

1:21:23 Caller What's the question?

1:21:25 Caller Yeah.

1:21:25 Adam I like Gabriel. It doesn't sweat the details.

1:21:27 Caller Go ahead.

1:21:30 Caller You didn't like me last time I called.

1:21:31 Drew All right. What's the question now, Gabriel?

1:21:36 Caller I need to know when is it safe to have sex outside of condom?

1:21:39 Drew Haven't they called you back?

1:21:41 Caller No. They didn't tell me they were going to.

1:21:44 Drew You actually, you're sure you had this vasectomy?

1:21:46 Caller Yeah. I had the vasectomy. They told me it was supposed to be like three months I was supposed to go, supposed to get a test.

1:21:54 Drew Right. They had you come back usually for three subsequent sperm counts.

1:21:58 Caller They didn't really give me too many details.

1:22:00 Caller They just gave me a cup and an office to go to. They didn't tell me when or...

1:22:05 Drew You know, Gabriel, I think some of this detail may have gotten lost with the freezing of the sperm too. Because they usually give you explicit directions on coming back, having follow-up sperm testing, sperm counts. So why don't you call them up and see what their routine is for that?

1:22:19 Caller Okay.

1:22:20 Drew All right. Three months, test you, test you, test you, and then when your third one is negative, then you're free and clear.

1:22:26 Adam Let me tell you the conversation that went on at the clinic. I was like, he's 19, he has no children. This is unusual. We can't do this. And then someone went, hey, did you talk to the dude?

1:22:38 Caller He's a retard.

1:22:39 Adam We want a bunch of little Gabriel's running around out there.

1:22:42 Alien Ant Farm In Riverside?

1:22:43 Adam Yeah. You're smart. You're right. Let's cut this guy now. Let's do it tonight before he knocks someone off. Hi, Gabriel. Go back and talk to the good folks that sniffed in. They'll tell you, right? So what is it? Get the procedure and then they test it a few times, right? Yeah. Three times?

1:22:58 Drew Usually it's three times. If the third is negative, you're free and clear.

1:23:01 Adam Why would you need to do it? If you gave the first sample, it had no sperm in it.

1:23:06 Drew Because sometimes they can what's called re-canalize. I had a friend, a friend I sent for a vasectomy, had two negatives, and then three months later, got his wife pregnant.

1:23:14 Adam Wow.

1:23:14 Drew Yeah. He didn't go back for his third.

1:23:16 Adam He got his wife pregnant or the fool man got his wife pregnant.

1:23:21 Drew Fascinating.

1:23:22 Adam Yeah. The kids seem to know about chlorine and diatomaceous earth and stuff like that.

1:23:27 Drew Darker skin, yeah.

1:23:29 Adam Yeah, yeah, that's right. This guy's a skinny blonde guy. This other guy's a kid.

1:23:35 Alien Ant Farm Actually, the diatomaceous earth would make his skin more pale.

1:23:39 Adam That's possible. That's possible. All right, talk to the doctor there, Gabriel.

1:23:43 Drew Are we going to play a song?

1:23:44 Adam No, I think we're going to take a break.

1:23:45 Drew And then play a song.

1:23:46 Adam All right, after this.

1:24:16 Caller David, Jim, and Fletcher, and Randy, from Pennywise. You're listening to Love Line with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

1:24:24 Caller Thank you.

1:24:28 Adam Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. This is Dr. Drew. I'm driving an entire boat here.

1:24:33 Caller How you doing, everybody?

1:24:37 Adam They're from Alien Ant Farm. I was just looking at the inside of their CD cover there.

1:24:42 Drew Yeah.

1:24:43 Adam I got a little picture with them.

1:24:43 Drew Is this doctored?

1:24:45 Alien Ant Farm Well, yeah. They put all of our faces in there. Oh, you're here.

1:24:48 Drew I see. I was wondering if those were you or not.

1:24:50 Alien Ant Farm It was a funny thing.

1:24:52 Adam It's a picture of the band with Winston Churchill probably around 1941 or.

1:24:57 Drew No, it's the Yalta meeting or something with Roosevelt.

1:25:01 Alien Ant Farm Churchill and Roosevelt.

1:25:02 Caller Stalin was cut out because we don't like him.

1:25:04 Alien Ant Farm Yeah. They told us they didn't want the picture with Stalin in there.

1:25:08 Drew Stalin would be right here.

1:25:09 Adam Oh, really? Roosevelt wasn't wearing glasses and he looks kind of thinner there or something.

1:25:17 Drew He was sick apparently during that whole thing and this was one of the lesser attractive looking pictures of him.

1:25:22 Adam Yeah. So is that the end of World War II? No, middle of World War II, right? When is that?

1:25:28 Caller I think that was the end. That was the sighting on the ship.

1:25:30 Alien Ant Farm 46 or something?

1:25:32 Adam 45 probably.

1:25:33 Drew That was towards the end.

1:25:34 Adam All right. That's good. A little piece of history.

1:25:37 Alien Ant Farm Anthology.

1:25:38 Caller Oh, right. Anthology.

1:25:39 Caller When you're dividing the land in thirds.

1:25:41 Adam What percentage of the buying public recognizes Churchill in this picture? Have you got any feedback on that?

1:25:49 Alien Ant Farm Since you'd probably think maybe the majority of people that buy rock records are probably like 15 to 17 year old girls. They probably have no idea that they're like, wow, these are army guys here.

1:26:06 Adam You know what I love about chicks? Chicks know nothing about war.

1:26:11 Alien Ant Farm That might be a good thing.

1:26:13 Adam Yeah, probably. But I would reckon if you asked most women, now World War I and World War II, they got a number to them, so that's pretty easy. And we should have called, you know, Vietnam 3 or Korea 3 and Vietnam 4 and Desert Shield 5 or something like that. But the point is, you know what I love? I love women whose dads did something real cool in Vietnam, like the guy with some sort of special operations guy or he flew a Huey. He was a machine gunner on a Huey or something. And if you talk to the guy, he'll tell you stories about mowing over yaks in a rice patty and going into caves with a flashlight in his mouth and a.44 pistol and stuff. But when you talk to their daughters, when you talk to these guys, they're like, yeah, he did something. I think he was a cook.

1:26:59 Caller Yeah, he did something. I don't know. He's stupid.

1:27:02 Adam Yeah, he always talks about it. I always I never listen when he talks about it. It turns out the guy was flying like F-4s off a carrier deck.

1:27:11 Alien Ant Farm A, maybe, maybe though she was right. And he really was just a cook.

1:27:16 Adam Well, it could be right. And he's probably BSing.

1:27:18 Drew You aren't supposed to play an Alien Ant Farm song.

1:27:19 Adam Oh yeah, let's do that. It's been it's been way too long.

1:27:22 Drew I'd rather talk.

1:27:23 Adam Really?

1:27:24 Drew There's only four minutes left.

1:27:25 Alien Ant Farm Yeah, we'll play the song.

1:27:27 Adam This one is called Movies. In a hopeless case, Dr. Drew, everyone. Drew, do you see the road when you drive, or what are you looking at?

1:30:42 Drew Most of the time.

1:30:43 Adam You just see the dots, though.

1:30:44 Drew Yeah, the dots, yeah. You don't see anything left of the road. Well, I gotta hear those little bub-bub-bub-bumps.

1:30:47 Caller Yeah, he drives by Braille. That's what it is. He's a blind driver.

1:30:50 Adam Alien Ant Farm, our guest tonight. We're gonna take ourselves a break, and Alien Ant Farm is gonna hustle back to their hotel, because they wanna see themselves on The Tonight Show tonight, and I don't blame them.

1:31:03 Alien Ant Farm It'll be fun to check out.

1:31:05 Adam Absolutely. So thanks for coming in.

1:31:09 Alien Ant Farm Thanks for letting us. It was our second time, and it was better this time.

1:31:12 Drew Oh, really?

1:31:12 Adam Good.

1:31:13 Drew You paid the ass for them last time, man.

1:31:16 Adam Well, this was a four, so imagine what the last one was. Come back anytime you like. Sweet.

1:31:21 Alien Ant Farm So we'll see you tomorrow.

1:31:22 Drew All right. See you tomorrow. We'll see you in the USA.

1:31:26 Adam Much deserved success. Right on. Thanks.

1:31:28 Alien Ant Farm We tried hard. Many years.

1:31:30 Adam More to come, I'm sure.

1:31:31 Caller Watch us on the 5th of November, TRL, debuting our new video.

1:31:36 Adam We will be right back after this.

1:31:38 Caller All right, guys.

1:31:39 Caller Bottom line, here's the deal.

1:31:40 Alien Ant Farm Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:31:43 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:31:45 Alien Ant Farm Call the Dateline. 877-889-DATE.

1:31:52 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:32:06 Alien Ant Farm All right.

1:32:06 Adam Well, there you go.

1:32:07 Drew We had a lively discussion last night driving home. We can do that again?

1:32:10 Adam Yeah. Unusually, I don't remember what we were talking about.

1:32:14 Drew I don't know. We got into all kinds of life issues.

1:32:16 Adam Okay. Well, Drew, get ready and call me on the cell.

1:32:19 Drew All right. Here we go.

1:32:20 Adam And you kiddies, we'll be talking to you in about 22 hours when we have Miss USA on the Loveline. I want to thank Alien Ant Farm for coming in here. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:32:35 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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