Episode 1000754886859

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's the Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla, and that is Dr. Drew over there. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight. Is something up with your headphones there, Drew?

1:30 Drew One ear.

1:30 Adam Yeah, I got that, too.

1:32 Drew Back and forth.

1:33 Adam Yeah.

1:33 Drew Yeah, it's nice.

1:34 Adam All right, stop talking. She's Miss USA, 2001. Thank you very much. Hi.

1:40 Hi, how are you?

1:41 Adam Good. Good. Yeah, why not? Kandace is, she's made, is it Breast Cancer Awareness Month? Are we in that now?

1:50 It's almost, tomorrow is the last day, yeah.

1:52 Adam Oh, jeez, I got to get busy.

1:54 Drew You need your mammogram.

1:56 Adam Well, I need my second one. I get two a month. Drew, was it the Miss USA competition this year? Correct? As a judge? How did that go there, Drew? Did you vote for Kandace?

2:10 Drew I did, actually.

2:11 Of course he's going to say that.

2:12 Drew No, no, I didn't. It was on TV. You must have seen it. They print our-

2:16 Right, but they only show the scores through the top 10. So once we're in the top five, we don't know which way you're going.

2:22 Drew I can tell you what happened. Well, you know how everybody else choked pretty badly, right?

2:26 Adam Well, how did they choke?

2:28 Drew I think you killed it at the end. That was it.

2:31 Yeah, one girl choked, but I thought the other ones did pretty well.

2:34 Adam Actually choked on some food or-

2:36 Drew No, she did a great job. She stood out at the end. It was like she pulled out of the heat.

2:42 Adam What happened was is they asked that question, were they safe? If I gave you $1 million-

2:47 Drew Don't stand in there.

2:49 Adam What would you do with it? She said like, score some crack and get a pamper. She just freaked out. Is that what happened?

2:57 Drew I just remember people having trouble talking.

2:59 Adam Kandace, what was your- Because you've been building up to this question your whole life essentially.

3:07 No, I wouldn't say that.

3:08 Adam No, I know. You're one of these people is not into it, but everyone else-

3:13 Drew She was convinced by her friends to do the content.

3:14 Adam Right, right. Your friends dragged you down, signed you up without your blessing, but all the other people. I mean, a lot of these people have been going through pageants since they were younger. Yeah. Even if they're not intentionally training for it, it's like in a way like a president training to be a president by going to Harvard or going to law school or becoming a poli sci major or something like that. I mean, all the things you did, not getting arrested, things like that, were in a way sort of a build up to this one question. What was your question?

3:47 Actually, the final question, the top three question was our opinion on cloning. That was a real hot topic at the time.

3:54 Adam And the one who screwed it up misinterpreted it and thought she said cloning, and went on this big dissertation about it, has no place in the classroom. What happened? I want to hear about the one who screwed up.

4:04 Drew There were a couple of chokes.

4:06 Yeah, there were. I think the one that he's really referring to is-

4:09 Drew You're thinking about Missouri.

4:10 I'm not. I'm not.

4:12 Drew Georgia choked here. Oh.

4:14 Adam Did she use the N word?

4:16 Drew She choked a little bit.

4:17 Adam I see. So what are your opinions about cloning?

4:23 Quick. Now.

4:24 I don't agree with it. No. No cloning.

4:26 Adam No cloning?

4:27 No cloning.

4:28 Adam Okay.

4:29 That's the sort version.

4:30 Drew Actually, look, she just answered it comfortably. She talked about it a lot. I don't even remember what you said, but it was meaningful and it was comfortable and easy and it made sense and it was well spoken.

4:39 I was honest.

4:40 Drew It wasn't forced, I think. It was just completely present. I was like, okay.

4:43 Adam I think people out think themselves in that.

4:46 Drew What are you going to use for treatment on cloning? Molecular biology?

4:49 Adam Listen, I'm no scientist, but my reaction and it's just a layman's opinion, and all of a sudden you win everyone over. You start off a little self-deprecation.

4:59 Drew It's about her now. I don't know about you.

5:00 Adam Here's my opinion. Well, I'm giving her her answer. Shut up, Drew. How dare you barge into my studio and conduct yourself this way in my program? What other questions did you get beside cloning?

5:13 Caller The other question was regarding my mom and the rivalry between, not really the rivalry, I guess the-

5:19 I forget. Did they give you two questions?

5:20 Caller I forget the way it was worded. They were actually three questions. I can't remember. That set of questions was referring to my relationship with my mom. My mom and I are very close, and so that one was really easy to answer and a lot of fun, actually.

5:33 Adam And so now, what are your duties as Miss USA?

5:36 Caller Well, my main goal is to help to raise awareness about both breast and ovarian cancer. Those are both my official causes as Miss USA.

5:43 Adam Do you get to pick an official cause?

5:45 Caller No, actually, it's the same cause year after year in hopes that we can do more of, you know, do more good.

5:51 Adam But how long have they had the official cause?

5:55 Caller Well, the official cause of breast and ovarian cancer, I think, has been around for about five years.

6:01 Adam Because in the past, in the 60s, they didn't have, you didn't pick a cause, did you?

6:07 Caller No, I think in the 60s, it was just all about the crown, and you went in and that was all.

6:10 Adam You went around and you opened tire stores, right?

6:12 Caller Right, right.

6:14 Adam And now you open tire stores, but you talk about breast safety.

6:16 Caller Exactly, I do. You gotta educate those women that are buying tires.

6:20 Drew Breast safety? Well, it's really what it is.

6:24 Adam I mean, you get them mammograms and you feel yourself up in the shower, right? So, okay, now what about, and why in the shower? Is it just because you happen to be naked, or does it have something to do? I see, okay.

6:36 Caller And you're by yourself, it's, you know.

6:38 Adam Right, right.

6:39 Drew Your hand moves easily over the...

6:40 Adam Right, where you have a little lubrication there. Right. I touched myself in the shower about an hour ago, by the way. So, now what? We were talking before the show, you're going to do some USO stuff?

6:51 Caller I am.

6:52 Adam How does that work?

6:54 Caller Well, I get on a plane and, just kidding. Actually, I'm not real familiar with the, I'm not real informed about the entire trip, I just found out today. I believe we're going to the Balkans, and I leave on the 11th, and I'll be there until the 19th.

7:11 Adam You don't spin a baton or anything, right? You say hi and talk to them.

7:16 Caller Actually, you're going to laugh when I tell you, but I think I'm going to be lip syncing a song.

7:20 Adam Really?

7:21 Caller I sing in the shower. Don't let them do that to you. You touch yourself, I sing in the shower.

7:24 Adam Really?

7:25 Caller You don't want me to sing anywhere else other than the shower.

7:26 Drew She was impressed with it, that touching yourself. She was impressed with it. Adam sings too.

7:31 Adam And what do you do? Like the greatest love of all? Or did I ever tell you you're my hero? Oh, would you shut up with that?

7:37 Caller I honestly don't remember. I wasn't familiar with the song that they told me I'd be lip syncing, I should say.

7:43 Adam They told you you had to lip sync a song that you weren't familiar with?

7:48 Caller It's an older song.

7:49 Drew Can you say no? Can you say I'll do something else?

7:52 Caller I think I could say no and probably wouldn't be able to go. And I really want to go. Really want to be able to go.

7:57 Adam Can you sing?

7:57 Caller I think no. Should they pick something that, why don't they just pick something you can do?

8:05 Adam Breast examination? That would help the troops morale.

8:09 Drew This is what she can do.

8:10 Adam That's what I'm saying, yeah.

8:12 Drew No, no, no.

8:12 Adam Oh, the radio?

8:13 Drew The lip syncing.

8:14 Adam What do you mean that's what she can do? She can do other stuff. You can do stuff. What was the talent portion of the Miss USA?

8:22 Caller We didn't have a talent portion.

8:23 Adam What is up with that? Why not?

8:25 Caller We competed in Swimsuit, Evening Gown, and Interview.

8:27 Adam I'm all for that.

8:29 Drew Trump got rid of the talent thing.

8:30 Adam Did he? Can he do that?

8:31 Caller Actually, the Miss USA competition has never had talent.

8:34 Adam Oh, it hasn't?

8:35 Caller Yeah, that's solely Miss America.

8:37 Adam Oh, I thought all these types of competitions had a talent. I like that.

8:43 Caller Not to say that we're talentless.

8:44 Adam No, I know. I love it when the crazy Korean chick plays the harp and stuff like that. It's always bizarre. And the worst is when they count acting as a talent. You know, so they go, she's going to do a scene from Hurly Burly now. It's like, wait a minute, that's not a talent. You just memorize something.

9:02 Caller Right. I think that's one of the reasons that, you know, they didn't ever add the talent portion into the competition.

9:07 Adam Well, what they should really do is just do it like they do with the open mics when I used to do stand up, which is they do the talent thing, but if it's not going good, they shine the flashlight on you, and that means wrap it up.

9:16 Drew Put three of them out there and just go, OK, you're in a school.

9:19 Adam Oh, do a little improv competition.

9:21 Drew Improv, just an in-place person.

9:22 Caller That's a good idea.

9:23 Adam Well, that's what the answering of the question is. OK, so we're going to take some calls?

9:28 Drew Yeah.

9:28 Adam All right. Is there anything you're going to be somewhere besides on an aircraft carrier or something?

9:35 Caller I'm actually going to be on Craig Kilburn tomorrow night, the Late Late Show.

9:39 Adam Speaking of talent, that's him. Thank you. Melissa?

9:43 Yes.

9:44 Adam You're 22?

9:45 Caller Yes, I am.

9:46 Adam What's up?

9:47 Caller Well, I guess this question is for Dr. Drew. I can't seem to get aroused. Now, when I was younger at age 12, I had a bilateral self-hingeophrectomy. Am I saying that right?

9:58 Drew Yeah. Why? What happened?

10:00 Caller Excuse me?

10:01 Drew What happened?

10:02 Caller I was diagnosed with cancer, with lymphoma.

10:06 Drew Of the pelvic organs?

10:08 Caller No.

10:08 Adam Wow.

10:09 Caller My reproductive system was completely-

10:10 Adam She had everything taken at age 12?

10:12 Drew Yeah.

10:13 Adam Wow. That's wild. Yeah. God hates you. That's the way you got to look at it, right? Of course.

10:20 Caller Well, I guess not anymore.

10:23 Drew She's doing fine.

10:23 Adam You've paid your dues.

10:26 Drew Melissa, you've been on estrogens ever since, right?

10:28 Caller Yes, I have.

10:29 Drew And progesterone or just estrogens?

10:31 Caller I was on Premarin and Provera at first, and then they switched me over to Prem Pro. And then since I kept going to doctors and telling them I had no libido, I didn't get aroused at all, they had me on Demulant, and now I'm on Estratus. So it doesn't seem to be working.

10:50 Drew How long has the libido problem been present?

10:53 Caller Well, I remember I used to, like, when I was younger, like before the surgeries and everything, like I would get aroused, but then after that, I know it was bad.

11:04 Adam Oh, you were 11, right?

11:06 Caller No, I was, it was like a month before my 13th birthday.

11:10 Adam When you had your surgery.

11:12 Caller Right.

11:12 Drew And you're married now, is that right?

11:14 Caller Yes, I am.

11:14 Drew And how's that going?

11:15 Caller It's good, but he gets a little frustrated then.

11:19 Adam Well, can you have an orgasm?

11:21 Caller No.

11:21 Drew How were you treated with lymphoma? Did you get chemo?

11:24 Caller I had chemotherapy and plus the surgery.

11:26 Drew What were the chemo's?

11:28 Caller Oh, I wouldn't know.

11:30 Adam Is there any way you can have kids?

11:32 Caller No.

11:32 Drew No, that's all.

11:33 Adam Not with today's technology? You can't implant something somewhere?

11:37 Caller Right.

11:38 Drew What?

11:38 Adam You can?

11:39 Drew Your ovaries don't exist anymore.

11:40 Caller No, but actually, they told me that if I get an egg from a cousin or an aunt...

11:47 Drew Yeah, but she can't have...

11:48 Adam Well, no. That's not what I'm asking. I know that. I mean, does it mean physically possible through modern science for her to give birth?

11:56 Drew You have a uterus, right?

11:57 Adam Yes, I do.

11:58 Drew So she can give birth to the implant to feed us into her.

12:00 Adam Yeah. I know there's going to be a procedure here. That's what I'm saying. I just want to know if it's physically possible to do it all.

12:07 Drew Except have her own child.

12:09 Adam I said have a child. I didn't say have her own child, idiot. Are you thinking of doing that, Melissa?

12:16 Caller Yes, I am.

12:17 Adam Good. Good for you. All right. So Drew, what about this?

12:20 Drew I wonder if this is something more to do with the chemo than your hormones per se. Because estretest, what you're on, is a pretty substantial combination of estrogen and testosterone. That usually takes care of this unless you're depressed or on other medication that suppresses your libido. I would look into maybe seeing a general medical doctor about whether or not this is some sort of residual effect of the chemo. Because the lymphoma chemos are pretty hefty. And there can be heart problems and lung problems and other things that can kind of just physically can impair your ability to respond and feel well and have a normal libido.

12:52 Adam Sure, that's pretty unusual having that procedure at that age, isn't it?

12:57 Drew That's why I said what happened. How about just lymphoma? I've never seen lymphoma of the pelvic organs, ever.

13:02 Adam Oh, really?

13:02 Drew Let alone a 12. That's bizarre.

13:03 Adam That's scary.

13:04 Drew That is bizarre.

13:07 Adam And that stuff, it's just a freak occurrence, right? Yeah.

13:10 Drew Why?

13:11 Adam Well, I don't know.

13:12 Drew You want to know if God really hates her?

13:13 Adam Well, I think either God has cursed her or it's like everyone needs an answer. You know, she stood too close to the microwave as a kid or something like that.

13:21 Drew No way.

13:21 Adam Jeff? So it's God hates her. You're right.

13:23 Yeah.

13:24 Adam Yeah, you're 22. What's up?

13:25 Yeah. Adam, Drew, big fan. Love you guys' show. Adam, big fan of The Man Show. Thank you. Thank you. This question is actually for Dr. Drew.

13:35 Drew Yeah, Jeff.

13:36 I've been with my girlfriend currently for about two years, two and a half years, and we both had protected and unprotected sex. And she's really, she's on birth control and stuff, so no kids or nothing. And she actually, when we do use condoms or used to, the reason we stopped is because when we lubricated the condom with the KY jelly, she said it actually burns her. We've tried like KY and like wet and like some other products of that nature, but she said like burns when I put it on.

14:03 Drew I think it's the lubricant, not the condom itself.

14:05 Yeah, cause I've used like the condom and just the lubricant just wears out. So you just put, you know, get the KY and put it on. And it just, it wears out.

14:14 Drew I think that has more to do with the fact that you let things wear out. You know what I'm saying? That you were not paying attention sooner.

14:21 Adam Yeah.

14:22 Drew That's just a sign of irritation.

14:24 Adam You will fry a bearing if you don't repack them every once in a while. Okay. That's what Kandace was about to chime in with. One good automotive reference there. Hey, but Drew, I just had this crazy idea. Yeah. I really mean it. This KY and this other stuff, the vagina, how much different is that than the mouth in terms of what it could tolerate?

14:47 Drew What are you getting at?

14:48 Adam Well, what I'm saying is-

14:49 Drew I'm so scared of the path you're going down.

14:50 Adam She thinks she's allergic to this or that it irritates her.

14:53 Drew Oh, so you try it in your mouth?

14:54 Adam Why not first just put some on your hand and take a part of your body near your underarm?

15:00 Drew That's actually a reasonable suggestion.

15:01 Adam Rub it on there and see if it turns red. If not, what about putting a little on the inside of your cheek? See what it does.

15:06 Drew Interesting idea.

15:07 Adam I see. Do you see the genius here, Kandace?

15:09 Caller Absolutely.

15:10 Adam You do? She wasn't looking at me though. That's a great idea. I know the inside of your mouth not the same as your vagina, but what is?

15:20 Drew It's similar.

15:21 Adam Is it close?

15:22 Drew Yeah, it's similar.

15:22 Adam You got like the mucus membrane in there?

15:24 Drew Similar. I mean, certainly in terms of how the immune system operates, it's similar.

15:27 Adam What's a good part of your skin, like I said, like right under your underarm or something, like somewhere the skin is sort of sensitive inside of your arm by your elbow? Yeah. So should people, before they get out the love lube, put a dab on there and see what it does?

15:46 Drew If you were going to have a bad allergic reaction, yeah, you'd probably have it in your skin.

15:49 Adam It couldn't hurt.

15:50 Caller What are the chances of having an allergic reaction, that stuff though?

15:52 Drew The KY is pretty inert. Some of the stuff I'm sure people get their hands on as perfumes and things people can react to.

15:58 Adam But I'll tell you, Drew, I keep some on there, just like, I remember Fred Balitnikov, the old wide out for the LA Raiders. He used to put that stick-em all over his sock. He'd put it in there and he'd reach down. He'd reach down and dab on it.

16:12 Drew Balitnikov was with the Raiders.

16:15 Adam I just said Balitnikov.

16:15 Drew I thought you said the Raiders. I thought you said the Rams, I'm sorry.

16:18 Adam How dare you. He'd, where was I? He'd reach down and grab some, right? Lester Hayes used to do that too, until they outlawed it. I like to do that when I'm having sex with the KY. I'll just put a big blob on, like on the inside of my sock or the inside of my elbow. That way I can get to it.

16:33 Caller Yeah, that's really convenient.

16:34 Adam Right. You don't have to go for the tube. It's right there.

16:37 Caller You don't mess up the moment.

16:39 Adam You don't have to get out of the game in order to get it, is what I'm saying.

16:43 Drew Don't just pretend he's not talking.

16:45 Caller Don't go along with him.

16:46 Adam Melanie?

16:47 Drew Not a good idea.

16:48 Adam You're 28. What's up?

16:50 My question is for Dr. Drew. My boyfriend had told me like less than a week ago, he was developing symptoms I thought were associated with a bladder infection. He went to the doctor the other day, and the doctor gave him Cipro, which is a three-day dose. So I assume it's a pretty high dose for if he's only taking it for three days.

17:14 Drew No. That's a standard dose for a urinary tract infection.

17:18 What I'm concerned with is he had wondered how he developed it, and the doctor asked him if he had any new sexual partners. Is that something that can be transferred through sex?

17:31 Drew This sounds like this whole situation is a little bit screwed up, because a true urinary tract infection can be treated even with one dose of an antibiotic and three days is nowadays sort of a standard course, and that's a bacteria like E coli that gets into your bladder, also called a bladder infection or a kidney infection. Sometimes people call it if it gets up even higher. Sexually transmitted disease is actually usually an infection of the urethra, and that will not get better with three days of Cipro. Not typically, and it will require some other antibiotics for that. So he's not really being treated for a sexually transmitted disease, he's being treated for a bladder infection. And bladder infections in men are usually not contracted through sexual contact.

18:09 Adam No, unless they have a really short urethra, then it gets pushed up in there.

18:13 Drew Care to share? No.

18:16 Sorry, Adam. I shouldn't have to worry about I've contracted a bladder infection.

18:21 Drew No, no, no, no, no. But you should be seen just to make sure that he was diagnosed properly. I mean, maybe there's a chlamydia or something here that was sort of missed, and get it checked out.

18:29 Adam Do you suspect he's been screwing around on you?

18:31 No, not at all. Actually, like when we discussed it, he had said, well, do I have anything to worry about? Like I was screwing around on him, possibly.

18:38 Drew Did they check a culture of his urine?

18:41 I believe so, because I had told him when he went there that that's all they're going to do is make him be in a cup and they'll check it. And he didn't say that they did anything differently.

18:50 Drew Yeah, it just sounds like this wasn't thoroughly done. It could be a prostate infection. It could be a lot of different things.

18:54 Adam Guys don't get bladder infections.

18:56 Drew They really don't. No, they get prostate problems.

18:59 Adam That's right. Like, man.

19:01 Caller It's a good thing because I tell you what, those are not fun.

19:03 Adam Bad times, huh? Yeah. Is there a woman alive that doesn't get these things, get a hundred of these things between the age of like 15 and 30?

19:11 Caller No.

19:12 Drew And what I find interesting is, how come women weren't dying of pyelonephritis, which is the kidney infection?

19:18 Adam I've just had that conversation with one of my buddies today.

19:20 Drew You know what I'm saying? In the days of yore before antibiotics, these things can be very serious. Why weren't women dying of this all the time?

19:27 Adam Well, maybe they were dying of it. They just didn't know what it was.

19:30 Drew They were calling it the grip or consumption or something.

19:33 Adam The curse.

19:34 Drew Consumption.

19:36 Adam Apox has been put on your bladder. Now, doesn't this go away for women like when they get into their 30s? Are they not hump as much? Are they don't complain about it as much? Or what is it?

19:48 Drew In later life, the main kinds of illnesses we see other than flus and whatnot, women in their 70s and 80s, is urinary sepsis and pneumonia. So these urinary infections become systemic. They become overwhelming later.

19:59 Adam Wow. Is it that older, I don't know, maybe it's just the show. We don't talk to a bunch of women in their 50s. I never hear older women seeming to complain about it.

20:10 Drew It's one partner. They're sort of figuring that all out and how not to get it.

20:14 Adam Right. I think as the relationship progresses, a lot of them go the anal route. Is that what you're saying, Drew? That would have been a good answer for that Miss USA question, Candice?

20:27 Caller I was thinking the same thing.

20:28 Adam You worked that right in.

20:30 Drew Shatner's tried leading her in that way.

20:33 Caller Was that what he was doing when he was leading over?

20:34 Drew Yeah, that's what he was getting at.

20:35 Caller I thought that was what he was trying to do.

20:36 Adam Shatner hosted that thing?

20:38 Caller He did.

20:38 Adam How'd he do? Did he sing? Sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds or something?

20:44 Drew He actually commented on the irony of him playing a host in the movie, Miss Congeniality, and then here he is hosting the same thing.

20:51 Adam That's probably why he got the gig. James?

20:53 Hi.

20:54 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's up?

20:55 Caller Not much. I just had a question. I've never had a sexual encounter with woman or man, but there's a guy on the football team that I'm leaning towards.

21:04 Adam Yeah?

21:05 Caller And I was just-

21:06 Drew You're gay.

21:06 Adam Drew, please. Go ahead.

21:10 Caller I don't know if I'm gay or not because I've never really been interested in the whole thing yet. I just was wondering how I go about, if I should approach him or-

21:18 Drew Faggot better-

21:20 Adam Drew, please. Now, what's up with the women? Are you interested in women?

21:24 Caller Yeah. I hang out with women and stuff like this.

21:27 Adam Well, you hang out with them. Who do you masturbate to? Me or Drew? Now, women or men?

21:34 Caller Women.

21:35 Adam You do?

21:36 Caller Yeah.

21:36 Adam You have some pornography, do you?

21:39 Caller Yeah, I got it. It's under the bed.

21:40 Adam You have any male pornography? No. You never fantasize about that?

21:47 Caller Just this guy. It's just something about him that just, you know, something about him.

21:53 It's not working for us, James.

21:55 Adam I don't really buy it. Sorry, James. It's not adding up.

21:59 Drew Yeah.

21:59 Adam What? Well, you know. No, no, really not. That what really screwed you.

22:04 Drew Righteous indignation.

22:05 Adam Yeah.

22:06 Drew How dare you?

22:07 Adam Yeah. What's a guy's name? Steve.

22:10 Drew There you go.

22:10 Adam All right. All right, James. See you. Good try. Now, see, here's the whole thing on this show in terms of the bogus calls. A and B have to equal C. Right. You can't call up. See, here's what happens. People call up with C and that's fine. It's like C is, well, I'm interested in this guy on the team and fine. That's not bogus. That happens all the time. But then when we go back and explore A and B, it's got to equal that. And when it doesn't, that means bogus. You're not just hot for some guy named Steve on your football team and never think about other men, and never have any contact, and never fantasize about that.

22:50 Drew Doesn't work.

22:50 Adam All right. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight. She is Miss USA, 2001. Does your reign go to the end of the calendar year?

23:02 Caller Actually goes through March.

23:04 Adam Yeah, because that's when the event is, right? All right. So that's good. You got some time.

23:10 Caller Yeah, about five months.

23:11 Adam Yeah. Okay. Be lip-syncing on the deck of US aircraft. Peter Roosevelt. Yeah. Fantastic. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jeremy. Did you cry when they put the crown on you or the tiara on you?

23:26 Caller Eventually. Eventually. At first, I couldn't. It wouldn't happen. I felt like I needed to cry, but it didn't happen.

23:33 Adam Yeah. Otherwise, I think, this bitch, she didn't want it.

23:37 Drew It's overwhelming. I was sitting next to Martha Stewart, and she walks up and she goes, well, are you happy? Do you remember that? No. I thought, what an interesting thing to ask.

23:45 Adam Martha said that?

23:46 Drew Yeah.

23:47 Caller She asked me that. Oh gosh, the whole night is a blur.

23:49 Drew She goes, you happy? You glad you got that? Is this what you wanted? It's like, what a funny thing to ask.

23:55 Adam Was she just making conversation or was she on camera?

23:58 Drew No, it was not on camera. She and I walked up onto the stage at the end of this thing, and she walked right up to you and went, I'm happy for you. Is this what you wanted? Are you happy?

24:05 Caller Oh, wow. I don't even remember.

24:06 Drew Wow. Okay.

24:07 Adam Well, I hope you're satisfied, young lady.

24:10 Drew That's sort of what it was.

24:11 Adam You realize the next year you're not going to be able to sleep in or smoke weed. I hope you're satisfied. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

24:21 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

24:52 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight. She's currently Miss USA 2001. Well, she didn't cry initially, but then she stepped on the bed. She was crying. She was crying. She was crying. And then the attack that she'd put in her shoe, and tears came to her eyes. So she got that. Martha Stewart was one of the guests, or one of the judges, along with Dr. Drew. This was in March, and where was this at?

25:25 Drew Gary, Indiana.

25:26 Adam Why Gary, Indiana?

25:28 Drew Why Gary, Indiana?

25:29 Caller Well, each different cities can put in bids to have the pageant in their city, and Gary was selected. You know, they're really trying to improve their image.

25:39 Drew They have a huge convention center.

25:42 Caller They are, right? And trying to boost the image of the city and kind of overhaul the city, I guess you could say. And they thought that it would be good to have us there. And it was. I think it was. I hope that they got what they thought from having the pageant there. Kind of beautify Gary a little bit.

26:00 Adam What happened to Gary? I mean, did something screw them up along the way? What'd they do over there?

26:05 Drew They've had some economic issues and crime issues over the last 20, 30 years.

26:09 Adam All right. Well, someone should tell them no one cares. Do you know what I'm saying?

26:14 Drew The restaurants there were one of the best dinners ever.

26:17 Adam Drew, did they pay you to say that?

26:19 Drew No, no. This is great restaurant. I mean, it's sort of surprising.

26:23 Caller I think everything that's happened over the last few weeks, it really puts things into perspective. I think it's more about the people. I was just there a few weeks ago and spoke at a breast cancer luncheon. The people there have always, every trip I've made there have just been so hospitable and just as kind as could be. I think that's what it's all about. They're really working their hardest, like I said, to really do it.

26:45 Adam To be fair, you don't see the dark side of Gary. There's a seedy underbelly over there that you're not exposed to because you're talking at luncheons and things. I'll show you my Gary, Indiana, and you'll be whistling a different tune, right, Drew? Okay. Drew, who else? Who else would you like to go on about? Gary Elamard?

27:05 Drew I can't remember everybody's names.

27:06 Adam Martha Stewart? Was there one faggity hairdresser guy that just went by one name like Jose?

27:11 Drew No, no, no. Well, there was...

27:14 Adam There had to be, right?

27:15 Drew What's the model's name?

27:18 Adam Who was the faggity hairdresser guy?

27:20 Drew There was no faggity hairdresser guy. There was not.

27:21 Adam Really?

27:22 Drew There was not.

27:22 Adam What is going on with this competition?

27:24 Drew One of the bald ones was there, of course.

27:27 Adam Right. The fifth one.

27:28 Drew The fifth one was there. People's names, I don't remember.

27:31 Caller Okay.

27:33 Drew Duff was there.

27:34 Adam Oh, I like her. That's my girl.

27:37 Drew What is her name?

27:38 Caller I can't believe I've gone blank on the names.

27:40 Drew The woman that's got the new, Ananda Lewis, who is terrific. Tremendous, yeah.

27:45 Adam All right.

27:46 Caller Doris, Doris.

27:47 Drew Doris from Everyone Loves Raymond.

27:49 Adam Drew, how many people do you think dropped out or passed on it before they got to you? Do you know what I'm saying?

27:55 Drew Yeah, I know what you're saying.

27:55 Adam Do you think it's in three or four digits?

27:58 Drew Three digits.

27:59 Adam Three digits? But that could be 900 and 99?

28:02 Drew Yeah, it could be. It could be 101.

28:04 Caller Okay, I'm going to have to disagree.

28:05 Adam All right. Yeah, Drew was dying.

28:07 Caller That's too high.

28:08 Adam Oh, you think it was more like the mid-eighths?

28:11 Caller I'm going to go single digit.

28:13 Adam All right. I want to talk to this guy who's wearing a C-ring. James?

28:19 Caller Hey, yeah.

28:20 Adam Hey, you're 35.

28:21 Drew Now, he's not allowed to say that word, right?

28:23 Adam Yeah, we can only say C-ring. We can't say the whole word.

28:27 Caller Oh, yeah.

28:27 Kandace Krueger Okay. So.

28:28 Adam Or penis ring, we can say.

28:30 Yeah. Okay.

28:31 Kandace Krueger Sorry.

28:31 Adam Is that your question? What is your question?

28:33 Kandace Krueger Well, I wanted to ask Dr. Drew about this accessory. I've been wearing one for the past two or three months now.

28:44 Drew Continuously?

28:45 Kandace Krueger I've become like my best friend.

28:46 Drew Continuously.

28:47 Kandace Krueger It's improved pleasure between myself and my partner.

28:52 Drew What was the problem you were having in the first place?

28:57 Kandace Krueger Well, there hasn't been a problem. I think now that I've gotten older, I just need maybe a little more stimulus.

29:03 Adam Let me ask a C-ring related question. I've never used one. I'm familiar with the concept and how it's supposed to work. But what I can't figure out is, it's a ring. You don't snap it on, right?

29:15 Kandace Krueger No. Well, the one that I got, it's kind of tight. I could have got one, I think, a little bigger.

29:22 Adam Listen, retard, it's a ring.

29:24 Kandace Krueger Yeah.

29:24 Adam Okay.

29:25 Drew Fixed.

29:26 Adam Hold on. How does this happen every night? Here's how it goes. A little reenactment. Let me clear something up. Now, it's a ring. You don't snap it on, right? It's a ring. No, no, no. Mine is tight.

29:42 Drew Mine's a ring.

29:42 Adam Mine's tight. Now, it's a ring. I just want to make sure we know that it's a closed ring. And the question that I want to know is when do you put it now, you don't put it on after you have the erection. Or do you put it on before? You must put it on before, but then how's the blood get in there? And we're going to ask James, but this may take a while.

30:03 Drew You know, it's under arterial pressure, and it's the venous stuff that doesn't get out. You know what I'm saying?

30:08 Adam No. But, James? Yes. So, you put the ring on after the erection?

30:14 Kandace Krueger Yes, sometimes. But for the most part, the reason I'm really concerned is because...

30:18 Adam Hold on. Hold on. You put the ring on after the erection?

30:24 Kandace Krueger After the erection has come on, yes.

30:27 Adam Okay. Just say yes, then. Yes, well, sometimes.

30:30 Drew What's the question?

30:31 Kandace Krueger Well, the reason I said sometimes is because sometimes I find myself wearing it even outside of sex.

30:36 Drew All right. What's the question?

30:37 Adam And how does it stay on?

30:38 Kandace Krueger Well, I'm concerned about, you know, I know that there are farmers or ranchers that put these things on their sheep to castrate them.

30:45 Drew Right.

30:46 Kandace Krueger And I'm just concerned whether or not this is doing damage over long, extended times.

30:51 Adam Yeah, hold on. Drew's drawing a picture of a...

30:53 Drew Everything's through...

30:54 Adam .of a C-ring. Oh, oh, wait a minute. No, you don't...

30:58 Drew I think that's what he's...

30:59 Adam You put your nuts through the C-ring?

31:01 Kandace Krueger No, not my nut.

31:02 Adam All right, hold on.

31:04 Drew I thought that's how maybe he got it to stay on.

31:06 Adam I know, but it's really, it's Clash of the Tardens over here. I know it sounds like I'm a colossal prick, but I just, I'm trying to...

31:14 Drew Sounds like it?

31:15 Adam Hey, you're a prick. I am, but I know there's a lot of people listening who don't know how these things work, and I just want to go through it.

31:23 Drew I'm one of them. That's why I'm just speculating.

31:24 Adam Well, I know. Drew just drew a picture of a big sack hanging through a hula hoop. You idiot. No, it goes on only over the penis, and then the question is, when you're flaccid, how does it stay on? But of course, James had no idea what I meant when I said that.

31:39 Drew All right, James, go ahead and ask your question before you actually break the fist across it.

31:41 Adam No, I want to know how it stays on when you're not erect.

31:45 Kandace Krueger Well, for the most part, it keeps me in gorge throughout the entire day. Sometimes I just find myself just wearing it all the time. And it's done a lot for my self-esteem as well because I find, you know.

31:55 Adam Listen, if that's true, then you need a lobotomy. You wear a C-ring out all day with an erection for eight hours.

32:05 Kandace Krueger Yeah.

32:05 Adam All right. Are you gay?

32:07 Kandace Krueger No, I'm not.

32:07 Adam Wow. This is bizarre.

32:09 Drew What is your question?

32:10 Adam I want to know if it can do damage.

32:12 Drew Yeah, you can.

32:13 Kandace Krueger Okay.

32:13 Drew Okay. But you can't. That it can cause increasing difficulty having erection without some sort of aid.

32:21 Kandace Krueger Well, yesterday you were talking about...

32:24 Adam Listen, James, just wear it when you're having sex. Isn't that good enough? Do you have to wear it around?

32:29 Drew Even that could potentially create dependence on you.

32:31 Adam After 20 years, you're fine.

32:33 Drew He's 35.

32:34 Adam How long have you been using it?

32:36 Kandace Krueger For the past three months.

32:37 Adam Yeah, three months. That's right. All right. You're cool. James, just use it for sex. Don't wear it outside the house. What about the butt plug? Do you wear that to work, though?

32:44 Kandace Krueger No, I don't wear one of that.

32:45 Adam All right. Take care of yourself. What do you do for a living? Work with kids?

32:48 Kandace Krueger I'm a cartoonist.

32:50 Adam Just cartoonist. Kids cartoonist. All right. Not the job. Take care of yourself. Thanks. All right. Bye-bye.

32:55 Drew All right. Jeremy.

32:56 Adam Drew. Drew, you always think the nuts go through the C-ring too. I always tell you, no, you don't put the nuts through the C-ring.

33:03 Drew How many times have we had that discussion?

33:04 Adam We have had it before. Kandace, you knew the nuts don't go.

33:09 Caller I've never even heard of a C-ring. I'm going to be completely honest. I really haven't.

33:13 Adam Please.

33:15 Caller Am I just that naive that I haven't?

33:16 Adam You spoke about it in the luncheon.

33:18 Caller In the contest.

33:19 Adam In Gary, didn't you? You don't know what the C-ring is?

33:21 Drew At the Kiwanis Club.

33:24 Adam Yeah, the Rotarians, one of the older gentlemen had a question about a C-ring.

33:29 Drew All right. Jeremy.

33:31 Adam You put this ring around the base of your penis after you get the erection.

33:34 Drew Jeremy.

33:35 Adam Wait a minute. Drew, did it go on after the erection?

33:39 Drew He said no.

33:40 Adam It goes on before the erection. But then how do you get the erection?

33:43 Drew I don't know.

33:44 Caller But can you explain to me the point?

33:46 Adam Oh, it keeps the blood in there.

33:48 Caller I see.

33:49 Adam See what I'm saying?

33:50 Caller Okay. Yeah. Could you draw me a picture? No.

33:53 Adam Drew, draw the picture. This time with the nuts in the left foot going through it. Drew, draw us a picture.

34:00 Drew Jeremy.

34:00 Caller Yes.

34:01 Drew Hey, what's going on?

34:02 Caller How are you doing, Dr. Drew? Adam. Hey. Big fan. Great. My question, Dr. Drew, this is to both of you. Because, you know, I was wondering if there is there something that like kids in there, you know, about to be 21, like a midlife crisis sort of thing that you get at a young age?

34:21 Drew Yeah, there's a whole syndrome now being called the quarter life.

34:25 Adam It's called depression.

34:26 Drew Yeah, it's depression. But they're sort of characterizing it as the quarter life crisis. Somebody wrote a book and called it that. I actually did the Oprah show about that. Very phenomenal.

34:34 Caller It can't be depression. I mean, I'm not depressed. I, you know, I have a lot of friends.

34:38 Adam Well, what's the crisis part?

34:40 Drew Yeah, what's the problem?

34:41 Caller Well, I mean, you know, I'm in college. I go to Michigan State here and, like, I, you know, my roommates, you know, we were all close friends. I broke up with my girlfriend last month. And I mean, the reason was, like, I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life anymore. I used to say I'm going to go to law school, you know, be a lawyer, do whatever.

34:58 Drew You know, you might look at a book called Passages because it talks about the 18 to 22-year-old transition. And it is one of the most difficult transitions in life. It's the final individuation from your home of origin. It is the establishment of who you are in the world. It is a lot of heavy decision. People, I would, that for me was one of the most difficult phases of my life. I would not want to go through that again.

35:20 Adam I was up nights just lamenting, you know, going over my decision. Did I make the right move going from cleaning carpets to digging ditches?

35:29 Drew But think how miserable you were.

35:31 Adam I want to kill myself when I was 27, too.

35:34 Drew But you sort of got stuck in that transition, never got out.

35:36 Adam Well, that's because I came from a bunch of losers and no one had any money and I was hanging around with idiots. There was nothing to do. It's worse when you're like...

35:45 Drew It works both ways.

35:46 Adam Well, yeah, you know, you're depressed because you have options and I was depressed because I had no options.

35:52 Drew It's still, but it's still part of the same problem, which you're trying to dig out literally and establish yourself in the world and who you are.

35:58 Caller It's a scary time because you're making huge life decisions that are going to affect your future.

36:02 Adam But you're going to college, Drew. You just go to college. That's what you did.

36:07 Drew Yeah, but then during college you're trying to make choices about what to study, where you're going, how much time you're going to dedicate to this.

36:13 Adam You're breaking my heart. Jeremy, just stay in college, would you?

36:16 Caller Oh, no, no, I was never in college.

36:19 Drew And by the way, some of this is depression, Jeremy. It is kind of a depression.

36:22 Caller I mean, depression. You know why I think it's a depression? I think, you know, I mean, I don't have the type of thing, like, I don't really have to worry about money or anything like that. I come from a good family. My parents, you know, my dad's a lawyer, but never ever questioned.

36:35 Drew Let's call it, put a different word on it. Let's call it stress.

36:37 Caller Okay.

36:39 Drew You're stressed.

36:39 Adam Well, what do you, what's your muse? What do you like to do? What are you interested in?

36:43 Caller Well, I mean, I'm a good, you know, I'm a good speaker. I like, I like sales. I like women.

36:49 Adam All right. So you become a barker out front. You know, come on, come on in. We got the young naked chicks in here. Two, two drink minimum.

37:01 Drew Should he get his law degree first before he does it?

37:04 Caller Yeah.

37:04 Adam Get the law degree. And you use your voice. You like the ladies. You like communicating.

37:09 Caller All right.

37:10 Adam All right.

37:10 Drew You'll be fine.

37:11 Adam Just stay in college.

37:11 Drew Everyone gets to go through this.

37:12 Adam Yeah. That's all right. Don't freak yourself out.

37:15 Caller Is medicinal marijuana helpful?

37:17 Drew No, it makes it worse. Believe me. You'll start having, you could have panic, might, you might get addicted if you really like it, and it could make your depression worse.

37:25 Adam All right. So I-

37:26 Drew There's no medicinal marijuana for mental illness. There's no such thing.

37:29 Adam All right. Here's the deal. That time from the time that you graduate high school, tell the time that you get involved with the career, I think as a male especially, until you get involved with the career that you like, which is oftentimes a pretty big window, can be a turbulent time.

37:47 Drew You were like 15 years doing that, man.

37:50 Adam Well, also, when you're going to high school and you're a horrible student and you're not going to college, you might as well just be working. I mean mentally. You're thinking, the clock's ticking. I'm going to graduate in another six months and then what?

38:04 Drew Let me just quickly see if this guy's a marijuana addict.

38:06 Adam No, he's fine. He's fine. He's good. All right. Jeremy?

38:10 Drew Jeremy?

38:11 Adam Yes.

38:11 Drew Smoking pot every day?

38:13 Caller As of the last about month, I have been.

38:15 Drew That's your main problem.

38:16 Caller Really?

38:17 Drew Nothing else is going to fall into place till you take care of that one.

38:20 Adam All right.

38:21 Drew That affects career probably more than anything else to Daily Pot.

38:23 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight. Miss USA 2001. Thank you. You want to thank anyone, Kandace?

38:33 Caller I want to thank you guys for having me on.

38:35 Adam Smart. Very smart.

38:37 Caller She's sharp.

38:38 Adam I see why.

38:38 Caller I want to thank Dr. Drew for voting for me. Definitely. I have to thank him.

38:43 Adam No oral favors for that, Drew?

38:45 No.

38:46 Adam None?

38:46 Caller No.

38:47 Adam Just a hand, huh? All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

38:52 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

39:26 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight, Miss USA 2001. I hadn't seen Kandace stand up until now, but she's a big, tall, beautiful drink of water.

39:44 Caller Big?

39:45 Adam Well, big.

39:46 Caller I don't like that word.

39:47 Adam Drew, you know what, I meant that in a good way, right? She's a tall woman, and got quite a rear end on her too, in a good way.

39:56 Caller Very low.

39:57 Adam Very nice. Very nice. Drew, the swimsuit, you had two piece in the swimsuit competition? How was that, Drew? Good?

40:04 Drew All good. Yeah.

40:06 Adam And Drew, you were down low too. I mean, that's a good angle. You know what I'm saying?

40:11 Drew I imagine, but the whole time I kept thinking to myself, what it is you guys have to go through? I mean, and there's a whole thing there. They're communicating the whole time.

40:22 Adam Yeah, well, what about some of those rituals you always hear about, the Vaseline or the Preparation H or Duct Tape or any of that stuff?

40:33 Caller Never tried the Vaseline, the Duct Tape and the Preparation H.

40:37 Adam Preparation H goes what, under your eyes or something?

40:39 Caller Under your eyes, yes.

40:40 Adam The shrink, if you have bags under your eyes?

40:42 Caller It works.

40:42 Adam It does?

40:43 Caller It does work. And also, Vizine on red spots, just like it takes the red out of your eyes, it will also take the red out of, you know, blemishes on your face before you apply makeup.

40:52 Adam Interesting. So like if you had a zit or something, you put some Vizine on it?

40:57 Caller I mean, it's not going to completely go away, but it will help to take the intensity of the redness.

41:02 Drew Duct tape?

41:03 Adam Where does the duct tape go? Hold the breast together, a little coverage? Right. And what do you do? Go from one side to the next? Is that under the evening gown?

41:10 Drew The cell tape that does that, right? The cell thing.

41:13 Caller Well, a lot of the women were using silver packaging tape, and that can really tear your skin. So, medical tape is usually the best route.

41:23 Adam And what do you do? You go from left to right, and you just sort of mash them together a little bit? That's the art of it. Is that for evening gown? It wouldn't work for the bikini, though, right?

41:33 Caller Well, it depends. You know, you'd have to have a really thin piece of tape so it wouldn't show.

41:37 Adam Right.

41:38 Caller Kind of takes away if you can see a big, huge hunk of tape underneath the big.

41:42 Adam Yeah, I like that. All right. Where were we here, Drew? Talking to Donna. Donna?

41:48 Hey.

41:49 Adam Hey, you're 21. What's up?

41:51 Caller Yeah, I called a couple of weeks ago because I thought that I was having my headaches because I was depressed because I wasn't giving BJs, aka, smoking poll.

42:06 Drew Oh, remember her?

42:07 Adam Right.

42:09 Caller Hey. Right. So I don't want you to be faithful to me. We were like, I've smoked his friends' polls, all of them.

42:20 Adam This is you.

42:20 Drew That was her, right?

42:23 Caller My problem was that I thought that because I was stressed out that I was having the tension headaches and I had reverted to drinking a lot because I wasn't smoking poll.

42:36 Adam Right. No, I'm the same way. It's bottle or poll. If I put down the bottle, I pick up the poll or vice versa.

42:44 Exactly.

42:46 Adam Right, Drew?

42:46 Drew Yes.

42:47 Caller Well, Dr. Drew told me I should go to a 12-step program. So that following week, my dad, he's an alcoholic also.

42:56 Drew Of course.

42:56 Caller And he goes to them like three times a week, if not more, because it's part of his program.

43:03 Drew So you went with dad?

43:05 Caller Yes, I went with my father.

43:06 Drew That's huge.

43:07 Caller Yeah, so I went the first time just to check it out, you know, see how it would be, see if I'd be interested. And I loved it.

43:15 Caller It was so great.

43:16 Caller Like everybody there was so cool. I mean, they're like so not judgmental. Of course, I didn't tell the part about smoking poll, you know, because that would be kind of hard.

43:25 Drew That will come in time. But listen, are you ready to follow some more direction?

43:28 Adam Really?

43:28 Drew She will, yeah. She'll talk about it.

43:30 Adam Not in front of dad. Dad out in the audience?

43:32 Caller I would never tell my dad.

43:33 Drew You're right. It will be a women's stag meeting. You'll bring that one up. But listen, the direction I'm going to give you now is get a sponsor, okay?

43:43 Adam Yes.

43:43 Drew Yes.

43:44 Adam I'll answer for him.

43:45 Drew Get a sponsor.

43:45 Adam We're moving on. Good. God bless you, Donna. Jill?

43:49 Caller Yes?

43:50 Adam 23, what's up?

43:51 Caller Hey, I just want to say I'm a big fan. I have been sexually active for about 10 years, and although I enjoy sex a whole lot, I have never had an orgasm. And I was wondering, I asked my gynecologist if there was anything wrong, and she said no, so.

44:13 Adam Have you had one on your own?

44:14 Caller No, and I have tried.

44:16 Drew Are you on a medication?

44:17 Caller No.

44:18 Adam You ever used the tub?

44:20 Caller Tried it, and just got wrinkly. I went to it and stuff.

44:25 Adam Oh, your toes. Yeah, I see. And the tri-vibrator?

44:29 Caller Yeah, pretty much everything.

44:31 Adam Nothing works, huh?

44:32 Drew Have you had a relationship?

44:35 Caller My last real relationship was like five years ago.

44:37 Drew When you were 17, right?

44:39 Caller Yeah.

44:40 Adam You gotta be in love. Right, Kandace? You're engaged? Are you engaged? What is that big rock?

44:46 Caller Oh, no.

44:47 Adam Oh, no.

44:47 Caller I don't even have a significant other.

44:49 Adam What's up with you? Why not?

44:51 Caller Too busy.

44:54 Adam You're attracted to me at all? I mean, I know you like to grow.

44:57 Caller I want you to put yourself in my shoes. And when I meet new men and I tell them that I'm Miss USA, it's not always a good reaction.

45:05 Adam Really?

45:06 Caller What did I do? They act weird. I've had men that have said, okay, stay right there. For example, at a bar, stay right there. I want to go get my friends. I have some good friends that are accountants and they're always telling me, Kandace, just tell them you're an accountant. They won't ask you any more questions.

45:22 Adam No, you're too good looking to be an accountant. You can never have a real job until you get ugly. Jill, you need to just meet a guy and fall in love and try that route. Listen, you've tried the tub, you've tried the vibrator.

45:37 Drew It'll hook up better. Everything will work properly when you're in love with someone.

45:41 Adam We ever molested?

45:42 Caller No.

45:43 Adam Nothing weird, nobody beat on you or anything?

45:46 Caller No.

45:46 Drew No big abandonments or anything in your life?

45:47 Caller No.

45:48 Drew All right. Get a relationship, right?

45:50 Adam Okay. Don't freak out. Look, like we always say, there's the 10 percent of women who are like crazy multi-orgasmic, and then there's the 10 percent who never have an orgasm. Sometimes you can attribute it to something, but sometimes it's just that's the way it is.

46:07 Drew That's their biology.

46:08 Adam The good news is at 23, you're still young, she needs to fall in love, and then she can fake orgasms.

46:15 Drew Okay.

46:15 Adam That's the way God wants it.

46:16 Drew Did you go to Austin? You went to UT?

46:18 Caller Texas A&M.

46:19 Drew Yeah, Texas A&M. Howdy.

46:21 Adam Did we go to Texas A&M? Yes.

46:22 Drew Howdy.

46:23 Adam Howdy.

46:24 Caller You know, I'm not into the howdy thing.

46:25 Adam Oh, you're not? No.

46:27 Caller I have to say hi. When people say hi, howdy, I have to say hi back.

46:30 Drew When you go back there to speak, it's a great thing to fall back on.

46:32 Adam Just yell howdy.

46:33 Drew It is.

46:34 Adam It is.

46:35 Caller Right, right.

46:37 Adam Where are you from? You're from that area?

46:38 Caller I'm from Austin. From Austin, but went to A&M.

46:42 Adam Where do you live now?

46:43 Caller In New York.

46:44 Adam Oh, yeah. Good timing. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Todd.

46:51 Drew Todd is 36, Adam. Todd is 36.

46:54 Adam Oh, there's a guy named Todd who's made it to age 36. He won't make it to 37, though. You know my theory about guys named Todd never making it to 40.

47:02 Drew I thought there was never 30, but so be it.

47:05 Adam Well, as the years wear on.

47:07 Drew I see.

47:07 Adam You see, that was five years ago.

47:08 Drew A few are getting through now.

47:09 Adam I keep adding on five years every ten years. Do you see how that works?

47:12 Drew Not allowed to get closer to you than.

47:15 Adam Right.

47:15 Drew Yeah.

47:16 Adam Okay. Well, he's calling from Lodi. So he wants to know if he's got a penis piercing. We'll be back.

47:22 All right, guys.

47:23 Adam Here's the deal.

47:24 Caller Look in the hookup.

47:24 Drew Call the Dateline.

47:25 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person.

47:27 Drew Call the Dateline.

47:28 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:29 Drew Call the Dateline.

47:31 Caller 1-877-889.

47:33 Caller Date.

47:35 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

47:36 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

48:18 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified, addiction medicine specialist, everybody. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight. She is Miss USA, 2001. The topic is ovarian cancer, breast cancer. Really? Can't they just stick with the breast and then move on to world peace? They have to go downstairs too?

48:48 Drew What? Ovarian cancer too? Well, it's part of it.

48:51 Caller Breast and ovarian.

48:53 Adam What's your stance? It's bad? You're not for it? Where do you stand on it?

48:58 Caller Well, as far as ovarian cancer goes, it's so important that women that are aware of the symptoms because a lot of symptoms are common symptoms that women have very often. A lot of times it goes unnoticed and undiagnosed, unfortunately. It's not caught in the early stages.

49:16 Adam If a woman is not sexually active, Drew, and not on birth control, how often should she hit the gynecologist?

49:25 Drew Well, still once a year after 18.

49:27 Adam But if you're sexually active and on something, isn't it twice a year or a little more often?

49:33 Drew Not necessarily.

49:34 Adam My idea of the gynecology mobile was something, again, my ideas are scoffed at, but so were Da Vinci's. Do you see what I'm saying? But now we see him for the genius he was.

49:47 Drew I'm not sure that he wasn't the genius in his own time.

49:50 Adam Oh, really?

49:50 Drew Yeah, sorry.

49:52 Adam Yeah, but still people took a look at these helicopters and parachutes and things and said, this will never pass, this will never come to be. But me with my vagina mobile.

50:02 Drew And your dogs?

50:05 Adam My dogs that sniff and smell cancer and women's crotches. Oh, yes.

50:11 Caller Wow.

50:11 Adam Yeah, because you can train a dog to smell anything. I mean, they can smell a joint rolled in coffee grounds. It's welded into a truck fender at the border, right? They can smell traces of cocaine or TNT. They just train a dog to smell for whatever they want the dog to smell for. It's kind of an interesting process. You know, I always thought they had some dogs for some smells.

50:34 Drew That's not true?

50:35 Adam No, no. I think the popular conception or misconception is that this is the dog, this is the cocaine dog. Yeah, these eagles are good with TNT and explosives and greyhounds are good with, no, actually, greyhounds aren't good with anything because they do too much.

50:48 Drew Too skittish, yeah.

50:49 Adam I think they like the coke. I think that's the problem. But the thing is, is they teach any dog to do, they get them from the pound. They just go to the pound and they look for ones that are rambunctious. That's the only thing they look for. They want dogs that are really lively and they train all these dogs with a towel. And what they do is, is they... A towel? A towel. They take a towel and they take any dog and they roll this towel up and they put rubber bands around it. It's like a hand towel, something you'd wash your car with or something. And they make a little toy and they make this thing into a big deal for these dogs. And these dogs go berserk to get hold of this little towel. And then they make a game where they hide this towel and the dog's got to find it. And they start tracing, they start putting the scent of whatever they want the dog to find, the Coke or the gunpowder or whatever, on this towel and they start hiding it around. And the dog just starts scratching and going nuts. That's what the dog thinks it's going after. And the trainer, the guy at the airport, will always have this little towel with him. And when the guy does find a kilo of Coke, he'll always throw the dog the towel immediately and the dog will go running away with his towel. The dog thinks he's going after like an 89 cent towel you'd get in a five pack from Pet Boys, really. And he's sending people to prison for consecutive life sentences. It's really a bizarre thing. And I never knew it was every dog. But the point is, is they can teach these dogs to smell anything. And they can now teach them to smell out skin cancer. Because everything's got its own smell. Cancer smells like something. So the dog sniffs the crotch. It's non-invasive. They don't have to get up on the stirrups.

52:27 Drew It may be not invasive. It's a little intrusive.

52:29 Adam It's intrusive. It's not invasive. They don't have to get up. They don't have to drop their panties. The dog will go right through the panties. You can sniff through a suitcase.

52:36 Caller I do think better the dog than you.

52:38 Adam Oh, how dare you? How dare you?

52:41 Drew You've seen them in action. Shocking.

52:44 Caller That would be a little less intrusive.

52:46 Drew Did he do something during the break?

52:49 Adam Yes. All right. So this is going to be the next step. Women just sit up. We run the dog right past them.

52:56 Caller And please, please let me know. I will be the spokesperson.

52:59 Drew Oh, this will work.

53:01 Adam I want to save lives. I don't know about you guys. For me, it's about saving lives, okay?

53:07 Caller If you find the dog that can do that, you let me know.

53:10 Adam You can train them.

53:11 Caller I have a beautiful Great Dane.

53:13 Adam You can easily train them.

53:14 Caller Right about the right height.

53:16 Adam Great Dane. Great Dane's level of sex with you. That dog take a whiff and then mount you. You can't do that with a Great Dane. You got to get a smaller dog.

53:26 Caller He does weigh about 150 pounds.

53:28 Adam That's what I'm saying. There's not a goddamn thing you can do with him. Trust me. Trust me. Once he wants you, just trust me. Okay? Enough said?

53:37 Caller I do need to find him a girlfriend, though. Poor guy.

53:39 Adam Yeah. He could break stuff, right? You don't want to... He's all pent up. Todd? Hello? Todd is 36.

53:48 How's it going, guys?

53:49 Adam Good. You have a... What's going on with your penis?

53:54 I recently put a barbell in it.

53:57 Adam Okay.

53:59 And my girlfriend really enjoys it, and she was kind of concerned whether...

54:05 Drew She does not.

54:07 Actually, she loves it, and she was concerned whether she was going to get a callus on her G spot.

54:16 Adam From the... Now, how does the barbell go? Does it go through?

54:22 Caller It runs lengthwise, and it's on the bottom.

54:26 Drew How does that have anything to do with her G spot?

54:28 Adam Wait a minute. Hold on there, Drusky.

54:30 Drew Hold on.

54:31 Adam How can the barbell run...

54:34 Drew He's ampling.

54:35 Adam He said it ran lengthwise.

54:37 Caller Yeah. It's in the foreskin, about an inch from the head.

54:42 Drew And it goes front to back?

54:45 Caller It's in the bottom. It's just...

54:49 Adam It goes front to back, though.

54:50 Caller Right. Right.

54:51 Drew Not side to side.

54:52 Adam No. Lengthwise.

54:53 Drew I understand. But it's Todd we're talking to.

54:55 Adam Well, that's true. But I believe him. Are you circumcised?

55:00 Caller Yes.

55:01 Adam And you just took whatever was left of the skin there and just put it through?

55:05 Caller Well, there's actually a little tube there from the circumcision itself.

55:10 Drew So it's on the underside, right?

55:12 Caller Right. There's like a natural tube.

55:13 Drew So let me ask again, what does that have to do with the G-spot?

55:16 Caller Well, that's where she likes me to hit it. And she was curious if it's going to possibly build up a callus to that.

55:27 Drew No.

55:27 Adam No. And how much, how long is this barbell?

55:31 Caller It's probably 3 eighths of an inch. It's pretty small.

55:34 Drew Is that this?

55:35 Adam Yeah. So, you know, not much. All right. It just hangs off the bottom of your penis.

55:41 Caller Right.

55:41 Adam And when you have an erection, does it stick out further than the head of your penis? No, no. It's just under there.

55:47 Caller It's from the head.

55:48 Adam Right. All right.

55:49 Drew And stop thinking about your own there.

55:51 Adam Yeah, yeah, right. All right. Hey, Todd. Good times, everybody.

55:54 Caller All right. Hey, thanks.

55:56 Adam All right. Enjoy that life. Okay. All right. To me, you see, you could never convince me that that was just, hey, to each his own.

56:08 Drew No.

56:08 Adam I always think that guy's wildly effed up and I could never hang out with him, not for a billion years. That doesn't make him bad, just makes him-

56:16 Drew Not your friend.

56:17 Adam No. Here's what he is. Flawed. I don't know anyone who does that and I couldn't hang out with him.

56:23 Caller No matter how nice they were.

56:25 Drew I wouldn't even use a pejorative term like flaw. I would just say it means something.

56:28 Adam That's right.

56:29 Drew It means something.

56:30 Adam And whatever that something is, you don't want to hang out with him. You don't want to find out. Erin?

56:34 Caller Yeah.

56:34 Adam You're 19?

56:35 Drew Yeah.

56:35 Adam What's up?

56:36 Caller Okay. I'm bisexual and my, I have a, oh God, I like my best friend and her boyfriend, right?

56:44 Drew You're in love with them both?

56:46 Caller Well, I'm not in love with them, but I really like them.

56:48 Adam Right. All right.

56:48 Drew Okay.

56:49 Caller And we were playing this game. It's like, it doesn't matter what it was, but we were looking through her movies.

56:53 Drew There's no boundaries here. You get that?

56:55 Caller What?

56:55 Drew It's all good. All right.

56:57 Caller We were looking through her movies and we came across their porn tapes that they had made of themselves. And I jokingly said, well, let's watch that. And they were both like, yeah, okay, sure. And so we watched it. And now, like, I don't I don't know what to do. You know, like, I feel weird when I'm with them now.

57:14 Drew Oh, just after having seen that.

57:15 Caller Yeah.

57:16 Drew That's healthy. And it's healthy that you finally you finally have some boundary you're not willing to cross.

57:21 Adam How much of it did you watch?

57:23 Caller The whole thing.

57:24 Adam Oh, did you get turned on?

57:25 Caller Yeah.

57:26 Adam Okay. So why are you so freaked out now?

57:29 Caller Well, I mean, like, do I they don't know that I like them.

57:33 Drew Well, like, like.

57:34 Adam Well, listen, hold on. You're a lesbian. True, please. If you're going to sit there and watch a half hour of them humping, they're probably going to assume you're pretty open to things or that you might have some interest. Oh, I know. You're open. You're a regular convertible. And so I'm assuming that they probably want some sort of threesome or something.

57:58 Caller Well, I mean, that's like, that's what I, do you think that?

58:02 Adam I mean, I don't think they would sit you down and show you the graphic tape of them having sex if they didn't have some interest in themselves.

58:11 Drew Yep.

58:12 Adam You understand? It's not like they were showing you slides from their their vacation to Israel last summer.

58:19 Drew Bethlehem.

58:21 Caller Maybe that was the invitation.

58:22 Adam This is the wailing wall.

58:26 Caller OK, well, there's one.

58:27 Caller There's another thing, too, though.

58:28 Adam Yeah.

58:28 Caller OK. I was in 7th grade. I was diagnosed with severe clinical depression.

58:33 Drew Yeah. You're sure you're not bipolar?

58:36 Caller No, I'm not.

58:37 Drew All right. And you've got some trauma history, too, right?

58:40 Caller Yeah.

58:41 Drew Yeah. What happened to you?

58:42 Caller Oh, no. I don't have trauma. I mean, I was just like since I can remember, I've been really depressed.

58:47 Adam OK.

58:48 Drew I don't think she knows what I mean.

58:49 Adam Well, you ever molested?

58:51 Caller No.

58:51 Adam Did your dad drink?

58:53 Caller No.

58:54 Adam Anyone beat on you?

58:55 Caller No.

58:55 Adam You know your dad?

58:56 Caller Yeah.

58:57 Adam Do you love him?

58:58 Caller Yeah.

58:58 Drew Your parents are together?

59:00 Caller No.

59:01 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

59:04 Caller Fifteen.

59:05 Adam Fourteen?

59:06 Caller Fifteen.

59:07 Adam Fourteen.

59:08 Drew When did your parents break up?

59:10 Caller Two years ago.

59:11 Adam All right. OK. What are you doing now besides watching your friends F?

59:16 Caller What do you mean?

59:16 Caller What am I doing right now?

59:17 Adam Go to school? I mean, in general.

59:19 Caller Yeah. School. I work. I have a job.

59:21 Caller I go to school.

59:22 Adam Junior college?

59:23 Caller Yeah.

59:24 Adam Yeah. That's not college. Shouldn't have the word college in it. Get out of that junior college and work full time, would you?

59:30 Drew Why the bad boundaries?

59:32 Adam I don't know. She's depressed.

59:34 Caller No, no, no. But I have something to... I have a question.

59:37 Drew All right. Go.

59:37 Caller OK. They put me on Paxil. And it was working really, really well for a long time. And it stopped working. And so now they're taking me off of it. But I'm really addicted to it.

59:48 Drew It's not an addiction. You get a withdrawal from Paxil always.

59:51 Caller Always?

59:51 Drew Pretty much. And it's kind of a funny, dizzy, agitated feeling. Sometimes people vomit even.

59:57 Caller Right. It's vomiting, like cold sweats.

59:59 Drew Yeah. It's very uncomfortable. You just got to go slow over about two to four weeks.

1:00:03 Adam All right. Good times. And look, if you want to have a little swing and fun with these two people you're in love with, except for when Drew says you're in love with them and then you correct him and say you're not in love with them. But as you say, in love with them and they're showing you the porn. And by the way, you had a window there, baby. I mean, when you guys were all sitting around drinking beer and watching them laugh, that was the time for a move to be made.

1:00:28 Drew Yeah. She... No, no, no, no. I think she's got slightly better instincts than that. I don't think she wants to be with both of them. She wants to be with either of them.

1:00:36 Adam Right. See, yeah, here's the thing about Erin. She's f'ed up, but not totally.

1:00:40 Drew Exactly.

1:00:42 Adam Because she didn't have that trauma. She's had some depression.

1:00:45 Drew That's right. There's some trauma there, but where you couldn't find it.

1:00:48 Adam Right. I want to talk to Justin here, who's going to school me on the C-Ring. Justin?

1:00:55 Caller Yeah.

1:00:56 Adam What's up? What did I get wrong on that C-Ring?

1:01:00 You're way wrong on the C-Ring, Adam. But first of all, I want to say, Dr. Drew, I think you're the coolest.

1:01:05 Caller You're so smart.

1:01:06 Adam, I think you're lame, really. Every time you do the Ace Rockolla thing, I turn the show off.

1:01:13 Drew All right, Justin.

1:01:14 Adam That's great to know, you jackass.

1:01:16 Drew So what's the question?

1:01:17 Adam Kick your ass next time you're in LA.

1:01:19 Drew What's the question?

1:01:20 Caller Ace Rockolla.

1:01:22 Yeah. You do put your testicles through the C-ring.

1:01:27 Adam Not traditionally, no.

1:01:28 Caller Yes, you do.

1:01:29 Adam No, you don't.

1:01:31 Drew Now, is that the classical C-ring or the traditional C-ring?

1:01:36 Kandace Krueger You put them both through it.

1:01:38 Adam Untrue. I'm not saying that they don't manufacture one that works that way, but traditionally, the C-ring is about as big as a ping-pong ball around. And then they got the ones that have the little harness thing that you wear, too. Oh, my.

1:01:55 Kandace Krueger Yeah.

1:01:55 Adam Or what else, Justin?

1:01:57 Kandace Krueger Just that.

1:01:58 Adam All right, genius. Go back to your loser job. Back to your eight bucks an hour with no benefit.

1:02:04 Drew You can't take any criticism, can you? You don't like a little negativity.

1:02:07 Adam I kiss my ass. Jackass. Idiot. You know what? I'm doing Ace Rockolla tomorrow night, Justin. That's just for you, buddy. And listen, let me say this, too, about tuning out this show. I didn't even know we were on in Detroit. Justin was calling from Detroit. All of you, tune out. I give a rat's ass. Tune out, tune out now. Shut your radios. I don't even know what station I'm on. I don't know what city I'm in.

1:02:37 Drew Nobody's listening.

1:02:38 Adam Nobody's listening. That's the way I approach this show every single night. Drew, please answer me. Do I know how many cities are we in?

1:02:45 Drew Do I know?

1:02:46 Adam Do I know?

1:02:47 Drew No.

1:02:49 Adam Are we in 80? Probably. Drew, don't play stupid. You know.

1:02:53 Drew I don't know the number.

1:02:54 Adam You know.

1:02:55 Drew I don't know the number.

1:02:56 Adam You know within 10.

1:02:57 Drew I'd say 80.

1:02:58 Adam All right. How many stations do I know of that we're on out of the 80?

1:03:02 Drew Six.

1:03:03 Adam Thank you. Okay. So tune out all you a-holes. Jim?

1:03:09 Caller Yeah.

1:03:10 Kandace Krueger Hey, how are you going?

1:03:10 Adam You're 22. What's up?

1:03:12 Caller Happy Halloween, guys.

1:03:14 Kandace Krueger Hey, Jim. I just wanted to ask Drew and also get Adam's opinion on like, what's the deal with marijuana? How come you don't like it so much?

1:03:23 Adam I like it.

1:03:25 Kandace Krueger Thank you. Amen.

1:03:27 Drew I don't dislike it or like it. I just dislike what it does to people and I have to deal with it every day in my clinical practice.

1:03:38 Adam Well, to be fair to you, Drew, you don't dislike booze either until people start abusing it.

1:03:44 Drew Yeah. I don't sit in judgment of anything anybody does except when it harms them. For me not to speak up. That's an aspect of it. Yeah. If people want to smoke pot, I could care less. Whatever people want to do, I don't care. But when they do stuff that starts to hurt them, it's really my responsibility to bring it to their attention.

1:04:01 Caller That's all. Absolutely.

1:04:02 Kandace Krueger That's awesome.

1:04:04 Adam Wait a minute.

1:04:05 Kandace Krueger No, that wasn't it.

1:04:07 Adam Okay, go ahead. Well, look, we've talked about this the whole six years I've been here, but we haven't talked about it in a little while, which is I don't think either one of us look at weed as any different than anything else. It should be legalized. You should have a choice as an adult, whether you want to participate and use it or not. But here's the problem.

1:04:27 Kandace Krueger Like alcohol, yeah.

1:04:29 Adam A lot of the guys that smoke weed, smoke it every day and they claim there's nothing harmful about it, and they claim they're fine. Meanwhile-

1:04:39 Drew No, no, it's good for them.

1:04:40 Kandace Krueger STML is totally, yeah.

1:04:42 Adam All right. They claim it's totally benign, and it's better than booze, and so on and so forth. But look, we can tell- We can tell by talking to the person that they're scrambled. Yeah. And so if you want to get high on Friday night when you're done with a good long work week and you're not driving, then by all means go home, order pizza, and have a bong load. But you guys who have a bong load before you head into school or before you head into work are kidding yourself when you think it's not affecting you. Right. It is. I know guys who smoke weed all the time. They're screw-ups. Really? Even if they're functional, even if they're holding jobs down and making money and taking care of business, they would be better if they were not baked.

1:05:27 Kandace Krueger Right. They're not 100% because of that.

1:05:30 Drew I'm even less harsh on the topic than I believe there are some people that can smoke every day for long periods of time with nominal, almost no measurable effect. But eventually, there will be. There will be without exception.

1:05:45 Adam Kandace, you smoke any weed? They tell you.

1:05:47 Caller Never.

1:05:49 Caller I'm serious.

1:05:50 Adam They tell you you got to say that though, right?

1:05:52 Caller No, I honestly never have.

1:05:54 Adam The Miss USA board gave you like a laminate that you keep in your purse, that you have to say.

1:05:59 Drew How to answer this question.

1:06:01 Adam Never smoked weed? Never? Ever done a beer bong?

1:06:07 Caller I tried once.

1:06:08 Adam Tried a beer bong?

1:06:09 Caller It wasn't very good.

1:06:10 Adam Yeah.

1:06:10 Caller It came through my nose.

1:06:11 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:06:12 Caller It's not so fun.

1:06:13 Adam That's how you know the lady is not a keeper, by the way. I can't handle the bong. That's my litmus test.

1:06:19 Caller I have to tell you about our ring dunking at Texas A&M.

1:06:22 Adam What did you dunk?

1:06:23 Caller We have our Aggie rings, your senior ring, and it's a big deal at A&M when you get your senior ring. And there's a tradition that you have to dunk it in a pitcher of beer. You put it in a pitcher of beer, the ring in the bottom. You're supposed to get the ring, dunk the pitcher of beer, have the ring in your mouth, and drink the beer in the number of seconds of the year you graduate in. So I graduated, well, I was senior class of 99.

1:06:49 Adam Right. Yeah, bad times.

1:06:52 Drew What, so you have to continually drink beer for 99 seconds?

1:06:54 Caller The pitcher. Right, you're supposed to finish. You're supposed to dunk the pitcher in the number of seconds of the year you graduated. So I was class of 99.

1:07:00 Adam Well, you say you dunk, you mean chug the pitcher.

1:07:03 Caller Right, until you get to the bottom and you get the ring in your mouth.

1:07:06 Drew What are they doing in 2001?

1:07:08 Caller 101 seconds, yeah.

1:07:11 But wait a second.

1:07:12 Adam If the ring is at the bottom of the pitcher.

1:07:14 Caller Right.

1:07:15 Adam Well, why do the second thing? Why not just chug the pitcher and get to the ring? That's just a standard rule. Why do you need the time part?

1:07:23 Caller Well, it's just kind of, it's a goal.

1:07:25 Adam Because otherwise you'll set it down and take a breath?

1:07:28 Drew It might take all night.

1:07:29 Caller It just makes it fun.

1:07:29 Drew We have 300 kids to get through it at night.

1:07:31 Adam I see. So did you get, what did you do? When did you pass the ring? I guess is my question because obviously you swallowed it, right?

1:07:37 Caller It's been a couple of years ago.

1:07:39 Drew Oh, still there.

1:07:40 Adam Were you crapping into a colander for the next week?

1:07:43 Caller Actually, it's on my finger now. So what happened? It took me 97 seconds.

1:07:49 Adam To chug the entire pitcher of beer and get to the ring. That's wonderful. But never smoked weed? No. Listen, here's what we got to do. I got to ruin you. That's what I have to soil you. There's a process that we need to partake in. You understand?

1:08:07 Drew She already feels dirty just hanging out with me in this radio show.

1:08:09 Adam We're going to smoke some weed. We're going to chug some pitchers. We'll get you to relax your throat so you can do that beer bong. You know what I mean? Just about relaxing and opening up the throat and not thinking. Just going, just listening. Listening to instructions and relaxing.

1:08:23 Caller Not thinking.

1:08:24 Adam Right? Am I right?

1:08:25 Drew That's what you're always doing for me.

1:08:26 Caller I think that seems to be a lot of the problem.

1:08:29 Adam We'll get started after this.

1:09:00 Caller What's up? This is Aaron from Stain, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:09:06 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Kandace Krueger is our guest tonight, Miss USA, 2001. We're just talking about football, college football during the break in Oklahoma. Now, you went to University of Texas? A&M.

1:09:27 Caller Texas A&M.

1:09:28 Adam Okay. Listen, everybody gets really offended when you name the rival school that's right next door to their school, but understand no one gives a rat's ass. You understand? To us, it's all like the same place. So, here's my point. You guys got to travel over to, is it Norman, Oklahoma, to play Oklahoma? I think that's where they are, right? I don't know why, but I was thinking about Gary, Indiana. I was thinking Gary, Indiana and Norman, Oklahoma to get together. Because they're both like two cities, they're just named after a guy. First name too, by the way. What was the guy's last name?

1:09:59 Drew Fat white guys too.

1:10:00 Adam Yeah. Gary, that's Norman. Norman, Gary. Fantastic. You want to know why you have an image problem? You're named Gary. We don't even know what your last name is. Gary the State. That's how I know the guy, or Gary the City. Let's, Drew, why don't we talk to Tyler over here? Sure. I was thinking about that. Yeah, that's nice of you. You're 16, Tyler.

1:10:20 Caller Yeah. How's it going?

1:10:21 Adam Good.

1:10:22 Kandace Krueger Good.

1:10:22 Caller I just want to compliment on the show.

1:10:24 Kandace Krueger It's awesome.

1:10:25 Adam Great.

1:10:26 Caller Just want to say that Kandace is really hot.

1:10:29 Adam Yeah.

1:10:30 Kandace Krueger I got a big poster up on my wall over.

1:10:32 Adam Do you? Where did you get that poster?

1:10:35 I got it downtown at a shop in Seattle.

1:10:37 Caller It has Miss America 2001 on it.

1:10:42 Adam Miss USA.

1:10:43 Caller It's actually Miss USA.

1:10:44 Adam Hold on. That's different.

1:10:46 Caller Wait.

1:10:46 Adam There's a difference?

1:10:47 Caller It's the wrong poster.

1:10:49 Caller Which one are you guys thinking of?

1:10:50 Adam Well, what does this chick look like? Heavyset black woman, right?

1:10:54 Caller What is that?

1:10:55 Adam What does your poster look like?

1:10:58 Caller Scott, she's tall.

1:11:00 Caller She's got blonde hair.

1:11:01 Caller Yeah. I think she's got green eyes.

1:11:07 Adam Yeah.

1:11:08 Caller Is that right?

1:11:09 Adam That could be her. That could be her. Does it have her name on the poster?

1:11:13 Caller I think so.

1:11:14 Caller I could walk over here and check.

1:11:15 Caller Yeah.

1:11:15 Adam Go check. Why don't you go ahead and do that?

1:11:17 Caller All right.

1:11:17 Caller Hold on one sec.

1:11:18 Adam All right. It's a bad sign.

1:11:20 Caller I'm a little surprised. I didn't know there were any posters out there.

1:11:23 Adam Well, this still could be Miss America.

1:11:27 Caller Right.

1:11:27 Caller I'm going to be even more surprised if it has my name and says Miss America.

1:11:31 Adam Well. Hello? Yeah.

1:11:32 Caller Hey, no name.

1:11:34 Adam No name.

1:11:34 Drew Does it say Miss USA or Miss America?

1:11:36 Caller It says Miss America on it.

1:11:38 Adam You're not Miss America. No.

1:11:40 Wrong title.

1:11:41 Adam Miss America and Miss USA seems a little confusing if you're really break it down.

1:11:46 Drew Trump's going to buy the whole thing.

1:11:47 Adam What's the big difference here?

1:11:48 Caller It is very confusing and I tell you I'm called Miss America all the time. It's really frustrating.

1:11:54 Adam Well.

1:11:54 Caller The main difference though is that Miss USA has the opportunity to go on and compete at Miss Universe. I competed at Miss Universe in May and had a great time. I was second runner up and Miss America stops competing at Miss America.

1:12:06 Drew Where was Universe this year?

1:12:08 Caller Puerto Rico.

1:12:09 Drew Wow.

1:12:09 Adam Hey, Tyler.

1:12:10 Caller It was beautiful.

1:12:11 Adam Have you beat off to the poster?

1:12:13 Caller The poster?

1:12:13 Caller No.

1:12:14 Adam Okay.

1:12:15 Caller Thank you.

1:12:16 Adam Well, now that it's not Kandace, go ahead.

1:12:19 Caller Well, now I got to get another one, I guess, right?

1:12:22 Adam By the way, I find that quaint and patriotic and sad all at the same time, that 16-year-old will go get this poster with all the great Internet porn floating around out there.

1:12:32 Caller I don't want to get caught by the parents and all that good stuff.

1:12:35 Adam Okay. All right.

1:12:36 Caller Okay. Good times.

1:12:37 Adam Good times there, buddy.

1:12:38 Caller See you. All right.

1:12:39 Adam I like that. Do you have a poster? No.

1:12:42 Caller Not that I'm aware of, but-

1:12:44 Adam You should have a poster.

1:12:45 Caller It's a good idea.

1:12:46 Adam To talk to somebody about that.

1:12:47 Caller I was thinking more of like a life-size cardboard cutout.

1:12:51 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:12:52 Drew By the beer.

1:12:53 Caller Yeah.

1:12:54 Adam What would you be wearing? What would you be wearing in this, a bikini or the gown? No.

1:12:59 Caller Probably a gown made out of the flag.

1:13:02 Adam Oh, nice. Right. And the sash?

1:13:06 Caller No. Probably just the crown.

1:13:08 Adam Do you have the sash?

1:13:09 Caller I don't have it with me.

1:13:10 Adam Oh, I see. I would wear it if I were you.

1:13:11 Caller I'd love to get to the hotel.

1:13:12 Drew Just wear it around all day?

1:13:13 Adam Why not? Let people know.

1:13:15 Drew I see.

1:13:15 Adam And plus clears up the confusion with the USA and Miss America. That's true.

1:13:18 Drew Well, you wear the tiara, too, would you, all the time, Adam?

1:13:21 Adam Not when I was driving. I want to screw up the headliner in the car and put it on the passenger seat. But yeah, put it on.

1:13:26 Caller It gives you quite the headache, too.

1:13:28 Adam The tiara does?

1:13:28 Caller It's heavy, yeah.

1:13:29 Adam Is it?

1:13:30 Caller You're just not used to having that much weight on your head.

1:13:32 Adam Yeah. What could happen? What's the deal like where the first runner up?

1:13:40 Caller Right.

1:13:41 Adam I can't just say second and third place. It's got to be second runner up. It's got to be first runner up. Do you realize that it gives everyone an aneurysm when they have to compute that all the time and people go, I was third runner up. Your mind goes, like Christ, what is that, eighth place? What is that? Is that first? What is that? But just say first, second, third, do it like horses.

1:14:00 Caller Okay.

1:14:01 Adam That's what we should do.

1:14:01 Caller So I was first. I was first place horse.

1:14:04 Adam Win place and show. But if you can't fulfill your duties, does the chick who came in second place have to step in?

1:14:11 Caller That's the rule.

1:14:12 Drew Does she do anything during the year also or she waits for you to kill?

1:14:16 Caller She doesn't do anything. She actually was at Miss Universe. Because if I had won Miss Universe, then she would have automatically taken over the title.

1:14:23 Adam Oh, man. Was she rooting for your ass? Yeah.

1:14:26 Caller She was real sweet. But yeah, I think she was there during me on.

1:14:29 Drew Who got second?

1:14:30 Caller Miss Greece.

1:14:31 Drew No, I mean who from USA?

1:14:33 Caller Oh, Georgia. Right. District of Columbia and then Georgia.

1:14:36 Adam You remember that, Drew?

1:14:37 Drew Yeah.

1:14:37 Adam Did you vote for Georgia?

1:14:39 Drew I did until she choked.

1:14:41 Adam Until she started talking?

1:14:42 Caller She was beautiful though. Tiffany and I got to be good friends.

1:14:45 Drew Good looking.

1:14:46 Caller Yeah.

1:14:47 Adam Dark-haired girl? Yeah. Tiffany always the dark hair. I got my name theories. How did she choke, Drew?

1:14:54 Drew Really? I don't remember. I don't remember.

1:14:56 Adam Okay. You remember what the question was?

1:14:59 Drew No.

1:15:00 Adam Kandace, do you remember how pumped up you were when she choked?

1:15:03 Caller You were like, yes, choke this, choke on those words. I didn't really think at that time that she had choked until I watched the video later. I thought, well, she stumbled a little bit.

1:15:14 Drew What was interesting, I thought to myself, she probably has something to say, could do a lot better job, but she just didn't.

1:15:20 Caller It is tough. There's a lot of pressure up there.

1:15:24 Adam What was her? She had the same question, right?

1:15:28 Caller At the, yeah, for the final question in the top three, we all have the same question.

1:15:32 Adam It was, what about breast cancer?

1:15:34 Caller It was regarding cloning.

1:15:36 Adam Oh, cloning. Jesus Christ. I may have seen that actually.

1:15:41 Drew Something she had to do a whole lot about too.

1:15:43 Adam Did he?

1:15:44 Drew A bunch of follow up questions, yeah.

1:15:46 Adam Yeah, I'm sure. He should have had his hair cloned back in the 70s. Did you ask him why when he found his wife floating at the bottom of his pool, he went inside and called 911 and didn't get her out of the pool first? I always found that fascinating in a morbid way.

1:16:05 Caller I know, but he actually had just been remarried the week of the show.

1:16:09 Adam Well, dynamite.

1:16:09 Caller Beautiful lady.

1:16:10 Adam Well, she's got something to look forward to. Drew, as far as instincts go, wouldn't you think to get the person out of the pool for you when he made the call? That's just me. All right. People always go, well, you never know what you'd do. I always go, yeah, I would. I would. Like in movies when the headlights are coming down the dark street and the guy freezes. No, wouldn't freeze. Get my ass right out of the way. And saw the wife at the bottom of the pool. Probably get her out of the pool before I went back into the house. What did you say, Drew? Reasonable. Reasonable? All right. You never know, though. You might freeze up. You might just go in and watch TV, right? You never know. Mike?

1:16:54 Caller Yeah.

1:16:54 Adam You're 15?

1:16:55 Caller 16.

1:16:56 Adam 16. You've only been on hold for a while.

1:16:58 Caller Yeah.

1:16:59 Adam What's up?

1:17:01 Caller I'm not circumcised.

1:17:03 Caller All right.

1:17:04 Caller And I've got some other things, like the urethra is on the bottom.

1:17:09 Drew Phimosis.

1:17:10 Caller Something.

1:17:11 Drew Yeah. Good times.

1:17:12 Adam Yeah. Good times. Real train wreck down there. So you pee out of the bottom. Where does the urethra come out?

1:17:21 Caller Toward the bottom of the head.

1:17:22 Drew Things don't fold and fold all the way.

1:17:24 Adam Toward the bottom of the head.

1:17:26 Caller Like, well, it's on the bottom.

1:17:27 Adam All right. It's weird. I don't know. Drew's going to draw another picture of a nut sack going through a hoop.

1:17:33 Drew More like...

1:17:35 Adam Drew's drawing your penis right now.

1:17:37 Drew So it comes out.

1:17:37 Adam Where does your urine come out?

1:17:40 Drew Um, like that.

1:17:41 Caller It comes out basically straight.

1:17:42 Drew It doesn't fold.

1:17:44 Caller Where? It comes out straight down.

1:17:46 Adam Oh, but you're so lucky for that morning whiz.

1:17:50 Caller Yeah.

1:17:51 Adam While everyone else is peeing all over the magazines and stuff, you're going right down into the toilet.

1:17:57 Caller It's like, it's hard to judge if it's going to go straight down. Sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it's weird.

1:18:02 Adam I know. But then what about, where's the, you know, the white stuff come out of?

1:18:07 Drew Same hole.

1:18:08 Adam Same hole, huh?

1:18:09 Caller Yeah.

1:18:11 Adam I still think it's a blessing. I mean, in terms of beating off and that kind of thing.

1:18:16 Drew So, what's your question?

1:18:18 Caller I was, how, like, is that, like, I kind of, I'm kind of self-conscious about it.

1:18:23 Drew About the phimosis?

1:18:24 Caller And about not being circumcised.

1:18:25 Adam Well, wait a minute, don't you have to pull back your foreskin in order to urinate?

1:18:30 Caller Uh, yeah.

1:18:31 Adam Interesting.

1:18:34 Drew Um, worldwide, many more guys are uncircumcised than circumcised.

1:18:39 Caller At my age, though?

1:18:40 Drew Worldwide, yes.

1:18:41 Adam Yes, but not the-

1:18:42 Drew Not in this country, but worldwide.

1:18:43 Adam Look at it this way, all those guys in the Taliban?

1:18:46 Drew Uncircumcised.

1:18:46 Adam Uncircumcised.

1:18:47 Drew All of them.

1:18:48 Adam So, you have some role models. There's just some great, great attractive men.

1:18:52 Drew I mean, women love them, right? By the way, to all the people who have been arguing with us that the circumcision creates great trauma and the kids are never the same.

1:19:00 Adam Yeah.

1:19:00 Drew Really?

1:19:01 Adam Here's a bunch of guys with four skins trying to kill everyone in the United States.

1:19:05 Drew It kind of blows a hole in that little theory they had.

1:19:07 Adam Sort of, yeah. Well, no, here's the idea. Imagine how bad they'd be if they were circumcised.

1:19:12 Drew Ace Rockolla. The phimosis is one of the more common abnormalities. Yeah, it's pretty common. Okay. It's not super common.

1:19:21 Adam What do your friends think? They make fun of you?

1:19:23 Caller Yeah.

1:19:23 Adam Yeah, good.

1:19:24 Caller I mean, I've told a few people, like, well, that's weird. What does it look like? They kind of want me to draw diagrams too.

1:19:30 Adam They don't want to get a look at it?

1:19:32 Caller I'm not giving a bunch of my friends a look.

1:19:34 Kandace Krueger Oh, really?

1:19:35 Adam My friends would have insisted on a look.

1:19:37 Caller Well, they do, but I'm just like, I don't think so.

1:19:39 Adam All right.

1:19:40 Drew Your friends would have just taken a look.

1:19:41 Adam You hold it up and take a leak on them.

1:19:43 Drew Oh, imagine the advantage you might have had.

1:19:44 Adam Yeah. All right, Mike, listen.

1:19:47 Drew It's like a periscope.

1:19:48 Adam You're going to be fine, but what about this phimosis? Can they get this operated on or corrected? Yeah.

1:19:54 Drew Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

1:19:55 Adam They can?

1:19:56 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you want to correct it, they can. In fact, I'm surprised they didn't get at you a lot earlier.

1:20:00 Adam Hey, Mike, look into that correction, because if you're going to do it, better to do it now than at 30.

1:20:07 Caller Yeah.

1:20:08 Adam Okay?

1:20:09 Caller I just wanted to say, Adam, you're the best.

1:20:11 Adam Thanks, buddy.

1:20:11 Caller You're my role model, and that guy, Justin Hoover, who called up and said, you're not good.

1:20:16 Adam Right.

1:20:16 Drew He's an idiot.

1:20:17 Adam Thank you.

1:20:18 Caller And Drew, you're good too.

1:20:19 Drew Oh, thanks, buddy.

1:20:19 Adam I see you had to ruin it.

1:20:21 Drew Yeah.

1:20:22 Adam All right. Let's talk to Sally. Sally?

1:20:27 Caller Sally?

1:20:28 Adam Sally.

1:20:29 Caller Yeah. Hi.

1:20:29 Adam What's happening there, Sally?

1:20:30 Caller Hi. How are you?

1:20:32 Adam Twenty years old. What's up?

1:20:34 Caller I had a calling-line question or comment type of thing. Right now, I don't know whether it was you or Adam, but you told a girl, I think she mentioned that she was in junior college, and you said to get out or something.

1:20:48 Adam Yeah, Adam said that.

1:20:50 Caller I thought that was kind of crappy advice because here I am, I'm going to junior college. Unfortunately, I'm not rich enough or I'm not having enough money to pay for college.

1:20:59 Adam No, you got to replace the word rich with smart.

1:21:03 Caller Well, no, it has nothing to do with smart. Oh, yes. Everyone goes through different types of situations in life, and unfortunately, I went through a different situation.

1:21:13 Drew What happened?

1:21:13 Caller I'm making very good grades.

1:21:15 Drew What happened at school?

1:21:16 Adam What happened? She got a 750 on the SAT. That's what happened.

1:21:20 Caller No.

1:21:21 Drew What happened?

1:21:22 Caller Anyways.

1:21:23 Drew What was that circumstance in your life? What happened?

1:21:25 Caller Well, it's just situations with family.

1:21:28 Drew What happened?

1:21:29 Caller Just family fights, and then I had to live with my dad, and then I was back and forth with my mom, and so I was getting out of, they were taking me out of school a lot, something that was out of my hands. So therefore, I just moved out, and I started going to junior college. I'm paying for my school. I'm getting good grades, and I feel that I can be getting the same level of education as someone in college, and unfortunately my situation was different.

1:21:56 Adam That is not true. I believe if that was true, Drew would kill himself right now.

1:22:00 Caller No, no, no.

1:22:01 Caller And unfortunately, I just thought it was kind of crappy to tell people. People have a lot of different situations in their life, and unfortunately some people are not able to go to college. It doesn't make them any less than other people. People in junior college doesn't make me any less than someone who is going to stand up.

1:22:17 Adam Here, here, here, Silly. Way to go.

1:22:21 Caller And good for you for furthering your education.

1:22:23 Drew And standing up against this diabolical sidekick that I have.

1:22:31 Adam Listen, it is true that it does make you a little bit less than someone who is going to state college, but someone who is going to state college is less than someone who is going to university, right? So there you go. You see this whole packing order? And those people are a little bit less than the people who are going to the Ivy League schools. Right?

1:22:49 Caller Well, I commend you on your effort.

1:22:51 Caller I just don't think I'm any less than someone who is going to college. Unfortunately, because of my situation.

1:22:57 Drew Well, here's the good news.

1:22:58 Caller I'm getting good grades.

1:22:59 Caller I'm doing very good. And I'm trying to go to CSUN next year.

1:23:03 Drew So, you're moving up to the state.

1:23:05 Adam Okay. All right. Listen. So, I don't want to... You're working hard. Here's all I'm saying. Three... No. Seven-eighths of the people who are currently enrolled in the junior college system should not be in school. They're bad students who should be out working for a living.

1:23:20 Caller Well, I think a lot of those students are probably forced to go to school because their parents really want them to go to school. They may not want to be in college. A lot of times, they're not really dedicated.

1:23:29 Adam No, they don't.

1:23:29 Drew It seems like, Angle, we never thought about the parents, like, made them go to college.

1:23:33 Caller They don't particularly have the drive to go to college.

1:23:35 Adam Parents don't make you go to junior college. They know by this point it's over.

1:23:38 Caller It's not that, but your parents are taking you from one school and then from another school and then back and forth in their situations at the age of 17, 16 in life.

1:23:47 Adam All right, but Selly, you promise me by year number 7 over there, you'll quit, right?

1:23:54 Caller No, no, I'm actually getting very good grades and I'm actually, you know, I'm planning to go to CSUN next year and I've already got a couple of things. I'm taking care of what needs to be taken care of.

1:24:06 Adam All right, baby.

1:24:07 Caller I just thought it was kind of, you know, I don't know, I just thought it was kind of lame because I'm struggling very hard and I'm getting, I'm struggling very hard in my school and then just to hear that, oh, you know, I thought it was kind of like, that was not right.

1:24:20 Adam Look, you're not gonna listen to me anyway. True, true. So just keep working hard and go to college. I don't know.

1:24:27 Caller Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

1:24:28 Caller Good, good, excellent, excellent, excellent.

1:24:30 Adam CSUN, I don't have the heart to tell her. It's not a real college either. That's, Damien went to, listen, Damien, did you graduate from University of Northridge?

1:24:40 Drew Tara Don't Call Me Tara goes there.

1:24:42 Adam Yeah, sorry kids, that's not a real school either. I'm sorry to break that.

1:24:46 Caller You know, at least she's doing something.

1:24:48 Adam Right, right. But I'm saying she should be stringing beads and probably really working on a career.

1:24:54 Caller Adam, which university did you go to?

1:24:56 Adam I didn't go.

1:24:57 Drew Hard Knocks.

1:24:58 Adam I didn't go. But listen, Damien graduated from CSUN. Now he's making 450 bucks, 450 an hour warming up to his coffee. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Should we take a break?

1:25:11 Caller Hey, Adam, real quick. Sally, I guess she was when she was being screened, she said, she was using the S word a lot, and she says, why can't I use the S word if they say asshole all the time though?

1:25:22 Adam Yeah, that's what they teach in junior college. All right. I just want to make this ultra clear and then we'll go to break. College is meant for some people and some people are meant for college. But we have this thing in the society where everybody's supposed to go to college, where no student should miss the opportunity of going to college. I myself was not cut out for college and neither was anybody I hung out with in junior high. For us to go would have been a waste of time. You know by high school, I think I said junior high but I meant high school. By high school, you know. You know why? Because you get good grades and you study hard and you score well on tests. I did none of those things and neither did any of my friends. We could have went to the local junior college and a couple of my friends did. They stayed in for like 19 years and they still don't have a degree. And the reason they don't have a degree is because they're not good students. I would say get out, learn a trade if that's not your thing. Learn plumbing, be an electrician, be a nurse, get your degree, not necessarily a four-year degree, but get it in nursing, get it in computer tech, do something, get some job where you make 30 bucks an hour and get going. But then, by the time you're 22, instead of having your junior college degree and taking a couple of classes at CSUN, you're making 30 bucks an hour and you got the medical and dental. That's all I'm saying. I'll take a little break.

1:26:52 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:26:53 Caller So get your problems ready.

1:26:55 Caller Ready, ready, ready.

1:27:25 Adam Hey, everybody. Tara's mad now because she goes to Cal State Northridge, but, geez, look at, so does...

1:27:36 Caller Cal State Northridge should be mad.

1:27:38 Adam Damien over there. Yeah. Drew, seriously, as a guy who went to Amherst, you make fun of those schools, right? Stop being nice. You die. Hold on a second. Let me just throw this out, Drew. If one of your kids went to junior college...

1:27:55 Drew I'd kill myself.

1:27:55 Adam You would light yourself on fire like a Buddhist monk in protest, right?

1:28:00 Drew Yes, I would.

1:28:00 Adam You just doused yourself in kerosene on the steps of Valley College and set yourself ablaze, right? They would protest the Vietnam War that way.

1:28:09 Drew Yeah.

1:28:10 Adam If one of your kids went to Northridge, you would what? Just cut your leg off with a chainsaw?

1:28:16 Drew I had to fall on a sword in front of me.

1:28:26 Caller Fall on a sword?

1:28:34 Drew I've never said anything made Adam laugh, ever, this is the first.

1:28:38 Adam It's so funny because I'm just looking at Tara and Damon right now. Listen, you're still ahead of the game, you're ahead of the game. You're great kids, you're dynamite, you're both going places. I'm just saying, I know Drew, he's a snob. He's not me, not salt of the earth over here.

1:28:55 Drew He just have you not go to school at all.

1:28:57 Adam I'd say don't go at all.

1:29:00 Caller Please call her Tara, she's going crazy.

1:29:02 Adam Did I call her Tara? Sorry, Tara. That's all right.

1:29:06 Drew Oh, here we go.

1:29:07 Adam Marisol?

1:29:08 Drew A little history there.

1:29:09 Adam Oh, yeah. Okay. You're 21.

1:29:12 Caller Yeah.

1:29:12 Adam What's up?

1:29:14 Caller Well.

1:29:15 Adam Hold on. David is trying to defend himself by phone screener, David, by saying he got accepted to USC, UCLA and what is that?

1:29:23 Drew San Francisco.

1:29:23 Adam San Francisco.

1:29:24 Kandace Krueger Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:29:27 Adam That makes him dumber than before choosing North Korea. All right. Go ahead there, Marisol.

1:29:35 Caller Okay. Well, I've been going out with this guy for over a year, six months. Throughout this whole year, it's been like whatever is between us. I mean, he basically told me in the beginning that he didn't want no relationship or whatever. So I was like, okay, fine.

1:29:54 Drew That was not fine. Let's just be clear. From the beginning, it was not fine. It was not fine to you, was it? You just told him it was fine.

1:30:02 Caller Well, actually, when he told me that, I was like, okay, fine. So I never took him serious. Like relationship-wise. So I would always go out with guys, but never like to have sex or anything. But see, I would always have sex with him. And then, you know, this year, recently, it's just been like me and him only.

1:30:25 Adam Right.

1:30:25 Caller And nobody else.

1:30:26 Adam Okay. So what's the question?

1:30:29 Caller So now, I came to find out that he used to tell me he had a girlfriend, right? So I found out that he lied to me, and I found out that he lied, and he didn't have a girlfriend.

1:30:41 Adam Oh, that son of a bitch. I can't believe he didn't have a girlfriend. It must be outrage.

1:30:48 Caller I was like, so, you know, why did he lie to me? I mean, you know, he didn't have to lie to me. He just went straight out with me.

1:30:53 Adam Well, maybe he's trying to make you jealous or something.

1:30:56 Caller No, no.

1:30:58 Drew Why are you spending five minutes worrying about this guy?

1:31:01 Adam Exactly. I don't understand. He lied, saying he had a girlfriend?

1:31:05 Drew To keep her from getting too involved in the relationship. I can't get involved by making a girlfriend.

1:31:08 Adam Right, right. Okay.

1:31:10 Caller Yeah, and to me, that's pathetic, you know?

1:31:12 Adam Okay. Well, he's into you a little bit, but not that much. So why don't you find a guy who's really into you so you feel good? Wouldn't that feel better?

1:31:24 Caller Yeah.

1:31:25 Adam There you go.

1:31:25 Drew That's it.

1:31:26 Caller Listen. He lied to his friends too, though.

1:31:29 Drew Marisol, everything else is denial. This guy is not into the relationship the way you are. You want more.

1:31:35 Caller You deserve more.

1:31:36 Drew You deserve more. You're denying to yourself how you feel. It's a miserable situation. Let it go.

1:31:42 Adam He's an idiot. He lies.

1:31:44 Drew He's an idiot, right.

1:31:45 Adam And you just find somebody else, all right? And don't let him get you pregnant. You hear me? Did you?

1:31:52 Caller Uh-oh. That's the thing, because I tell him too, like, you know, I don't want to get pregnant. And, you know, lately, like, he's been supposedly forgetting, you know, to pull out.

1:32:02 Drew Well, pulling out is whether he pulls out or not, you're going to get pregnant.

1:32:05 Adam Forgetting to pull out.

1:32:06 Caller There's no forgetting about it.

1:32:08 Caller Well, you know, he's done that already, like, five or six times.

1:32:10 Drew Wait, Marisol, Marisol, even if he does pull out, you can still get pregnant.

1:32:14 Caller I know, but I haven't, though, you know.

1:32:16 Adam Right, so never happened.

1:32:18 Caller No, so.

1:32:19 Adam Right. Hey, Marisol, please, baby, you got to take control of your life.

1:32:24 Drew Get a birth control, please.

1:32:25 Adam Don't let him get you pregnant. It'll ruin your life, and it'll have adverse effects on my life, too, because I'll have to help with the kid. So do not let him get you pregnant. And then find a good guy who loves you, okay? You're worth it. But C? No, but nothing.

1:32:39 Drew No, no, C. No, no, no.

1:32:41 Adam She could have been saying yes in agreement with us. She's just Hispanic, Drew. She said, but C.

1:32:46 Drew She said, no, C.

1:32:49 Adam She meant yes, yes, I agree. All right. Carl?

1:32:53 Kandace Krueger Yes.

1:32:54 Adam You're 25?

1:32:55 Kandace Krueger Yes.

1:32:56 Adam I'm going to read your question here. You've suffered from shrinkage from your what?

1:33:01 Drew What word is that? Yeah, shrinkage.

1:33:03 Adam Your penis is shrink?

1:33:05 Caller Basically, when I'm limp, I'm really small.

1:33:07 Caller Okay.

1:33:09 Adam You don't have a good gym dick, as I like to say.

1:33:12 Caller Exactly.

1:33:12 Adam Doesn't look good in the gym.

1:33:13 Drew What's your question?

1:33:14 Adam How is it when it's hard?

1:33:16 Caller Fine. Actually.

1:33:17 Drew All right, relax.

1:33:19 Adam Nothing you can do about it.

1:33:20 Drew That's it.

1:33:21 Adam Just try not to let people see it. When it's, you got to chub it up a little bit before you let people see it. You get that sort of half a boner and we'll be back.

1:33:31 Caller Alright, guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

1:33:33 Caller Looking to hook up?

1:33:34 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make.

1:33:38 Drew Call the dateline. The dateline. 877-889-DATE.

1:33:45 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:33:46 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-91.

1:34:16 Adam All right. Well, there it is. I want to thank Candace Krueger for coming in here.

1:34:23 Caller Thanks for having me. It was a lot of fun.

1:34:25 Adam And again, just for clarification, against ovarian cancer, right?

1:34:30 Caller Breast and ovarian cancer. That's correct.

1:34:33 Drew Not for it.

1:34:35 Caller Absolutely.

1:34:35 Drew Vote no.

1:34:36 Adam Vote no on ovarian and breast cancer. Okay. I'm going to go in there and apologize to Damian and Tara.

1:34:44 Drew They're really mad at you.

1:34:46 Adam Yeah. Very upset.

1:34:48 Drew You understand the more mad you get, the more he's going to go after you.

1:34:51 Adam Listen, my mom went to see Son. That's how bad a school it is when she was like 45. If anyone in the Carolla family even went near the school, it's bad times. So we're going to take a extent. She was a Chicano studies major. Somebody pointed, someone's like, pick a major that you could never make a penny off of, and you could never involve in a work. She said, I'll take Chicano studies.

1:35:18 Drew She's also transparent white.

1:35:20 Adam She's white as a ghost and has hair like Tom Petty. I swear to Christ. This is how I f'ed up my family. Do you understand what I'm... It's like, I'm not going to work. Why get a degree? Someone might ask me to get a job. I'm a Chicano study major.

1:35:32 Drew So until next time.

1:35:33 Adam Yeah. Well, I wrote my thesis on Jose Feliciano. So until next time, is Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. He's a big, tall, beautiful drink of water.

1:35:46 Caller Big?

1:35:48 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2001