Episode 1000754886830

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, what's happening there, Drew?

1:16 Drew Hey, it's Loveline. How about that?

1:19 Adam I'm hoping against a hope, but I can't win for losing. Drew and I were just talking about what hope against hope means.

1:29 Drew You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Your turn.

1:31 Voiceover All righty. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. I'm Adam. That's him. 1-800-LOVE-191, everybody. What? Was that the right phone number? Yeah, good. We got so into our guests last night, Robert Downey Jr. and Anthony Kittas, and rightfully so, that we forgot to mention a few nice highlights of the big mother station, K-Rock's Acoustic Christmas. Good show this year. Had a good time, had a few cocktails.

2:06 Drew You were loaded.

2:07 Adam Yeah.

2:08 Drew First of all, well, let's be clear about this. Adam and I every year have to announce bands at these big festival concerts. Adam just didn't show up for one of them this time.

2:17 Adam Yeah.

2:18 Drew He didn't show.

2:19 Adam Pete Yorn I missed. Yeah. Yeah, you know why? Because last we spoke, we were bringing up 311 on Sunday night.

2:28 Drew I know where you're going. It's not my fault.

2:29 Adam No, it is not your fault.

2:30 Drew Don't try to put it on me.

2:31 Adam No, no. One of the only real important message my dad ever put forth to me was, everything is your fault. That's really the only thing that A-hole ever really imparted to me knowledge-wise.

2:43 Drew You suck and everything is your fault.

2:45 Adam Yeah. To be fair to me, we brought up one band. We brought up POD on Saturday night and Sunday night when I heard we were bringing up 311, I just assumed it was one band again as we normally do.

2:57 Drew Unacceptable.

2:58 Adam Didn't look to see if we had another band beforehand because we'd only brought up one band the night before. So showed up a few minutes late. I always like it when you over K-Rock, nothing but A-holes over there. They're always very sarcastic.

3:12 Drew They missed you too at the Christmas party today, by the way.

3:14 Adam Oh, I forgot about that. I showed up.

3:15 Drew Oh, forgot about that too. Okay. Yeah.

3:17 Adam You should have told me. I was at 311th Christmas party. I showed up and Bean of Kevin and Bean said, hey, nice on stage, nice intro. I looked at him for a minute and I thought, you're talking about yesterday? He doesn't normally compliment my work. We brought up POD yesterday. What did I say? Hi. Here's POD. Well, maybe he's being nice and I kept walking and someone else said, hey, nice on stage. I thought, well, now this is more of a coincidence. I've never had a compliment from anyone at the station. Something's up and then people came up to me and told me I missed the on stage. It's funny how your brain works though. It was so funny. It was like, Bean giving me a compliment. Interesting. Oh, well, it's that time of year, I guess. I kept walking. But yeah, I missed that Pete Yorn on stage. But I was there to bring out 311, who was great.

4:14 Drew Then you were loaded by that point, though.

4:15 Adam Well, I had had a couple. I had, well, after the abuse, I'd suffered for not bringing out Pete Yorn. I had to hit the booze pretty good. Yeah, but that was nice. And 311 was great.

4:28 Drew Yeah.

4:28 Adam Foo Fighters were great. I love them Foo Fighters. That is a rock band, them Foo Fighters. Bad Religion was great, System of a Down, and everybody else who I'm forgetting to mention, a lot of people, I got a little caught in between.

4:42 Drew I talked to John today from System of a Down. He wants to have dinner with us on Friday.

4:45 Adam Right. But I'm not coming back in town until a little later, so we'll have to work that out. All right. You ready to go?

4:51 Drew Yeah.

4:53 Adam Jenny? Hello? Is this Jenny?

4:57 Janae.

4:58 Adam Janae.

4:59 Big, your part.

5:00 Adam What's up there, Janae?

5:02 Well, like, there's this guy I like, and he's into oral sex and stuff. I've never done it before.

5:09 Drew What? What is this?

5:11 Adam He's into oral?

5:12 Yeah.

5:13 Adam Receiving oral sex?

5:14 Yeah, receiving.

5:15 Huh.

5:16 Why?

5:17 Adam Where'd you find this guy?

5:19 No, well, it's normal. I know that. I've never done it before.

5:24 Adam All righty.

5:25 And so I wanted to know what exactly you're supposed to do.

5:28 Adam Um, it's really hard to do it to go wrong. I mean, you're not going to get any complaints.

5:35 Drew No matter what.

5:36 Adam It's all going to be good.

5:38 Really?

5:39 Adam Yeah. Are you nervous about not doing it correctly? Yeah. Um, do you have a retainer? I mean, spit out your gum, your retainer, your chewing tobacco, whatever you happen to have in your mouth at the time.

5:50 Drew You know, I was doing, I did a chat today at drdrew.com, and a woman asked about giving head to a guy with a piercing. And I thought, man, times have changed because I've got to, because I said, no, no risk. I thought, well, you could get the braces locked up with the, with the, with the piercing. Times have changed from the good old days. Braces interlocked during a smooch. It's, it's, you know, the, the Prince Albert getting hung up on some wire. It's unbelievable.

6:16 Adam Hey, Janaye?

6:18 Yeah?

6:18 Adam Do you have any braces? No. Okay. Is this guy an experienced guy?

6:25 I don't know.

6:26 Adam How old is he?

6:27 He's 18.

6:28 Adam You don't know if he's had other girlfriends?

6:31 Well, I think he's had a girlfriend, but the way he describes her, she's like really prudy.

6:35 Adam Real prude, huh?

6:36 Yeah.

6:36 Adam All right. Well, you know, if you're ready to do this, let's see. Rhythmic, nice, even. Don't get into the bells and whistles. That's what I want to say. You know what I mean? Yeah. All the big stuff that looks good on camera, that's never any good. That's just for show. Okay. Nice and rhythmic. Leave the balls alone too. You don't need that. Anderson apparently shaking his head and disgust over that. I don't need any ball play, Drew. No? No. Just nice and smooth. If you're in love, it'll all work out. Okay. And Adam? All right. You know what? Don't worry about anything. Don't be nervous. Okay. All right.

7:23 You'll be fine. Adam, I want you to know you're like my god. I love you.

7:26 Adam Thank you.

7:26 Yeah. Same with you, Dr. Drew.

7:28 You guys are like, I praise you.

7:30 Adam Thank you.

7:30 All my friends at school, you guys are our gods. Just like you like to know.

7:34 Adam Well, I appreciate it. Thank you.

7:36 Drew Geez, I ran to somebody. I got into the show the other Sunday, Saturday night, and she brought a van tennis shoe with her, Converse tennis shoe, having all the band members signed the shoe.

7:45 Adam Oh, yeah.

7:46 Drew Smooth.

7:47 Adam Yeah. Being an atheist, I feel like I'm free to be someone's god. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't want to stop them and say I'm not the real god because really I could be. That's what I'm saying. Cody?

8:01 Yeah.

8:01 Adam You're 15?

8:02 Caller Yeah.

8:03 Adam What's up?

8:05 Caller I just got busted by my mom, smoking a little weed in my Mustang in my driveway.

8:11 Drew Mustang, you're 15?

8:12 Caller Yeah.

8:13 Adam He's actually talking about a horse.

8:15 Drew Oh, okay.

8:15 Caller No, no, no.

8:17 Adam No?

8:17 Caller Yeah, it's an 88. I'm not legal to drive it, but it's still mine.

8:21 Adam How did you get it?

8:23 Caller I bought it.

8:24 Adam Where did you get the money?

8:26 Caller Working.

8:28 Adam You know what I love about this Cody? He doesn't spin any yarns. How did you get that Mustang?

8:35 Bought it.

8:37 Adam Where did you get the money? Working. I'll tell you, this guy, it's like a kaleidoscope of words. This guy should really, I'll tell you. Hey, Cody, you got to get a journal. You got to collect all this stuff.

8:50 Drew He's just a teller of stories. He's a storyteller guy. The next Will Rodgers.

8:55 Adam There is such a vivid picture been drawn up. That's crazy. Oh, working. Boy. So you got the car and you're going to start driving it when you're 16?

9:06 Caller Yeah.

9:07 Adam All right. Your family doesn't have a problem with you having the car before you're 16?

9:14 Caller No. That's actually my second car. I've already had a 1970 Plymouth Duster too.

9:20 Adam What did you do with the Duster?

9:22 Caller I got rid of it. Yeah.

9:25 Adam I see.

9:25 Caller It was too much work. Had a little bit of cancer.

9:28 Adam Yeah. A little rust. Yeah. Do you drive these cars?

9:35 Caller Not yet. I just turned 15, so I haven't got my permit yet.

9:39 Adam All right. So you bought your first car and sold your first car without having a driver's license yet?

9:44 Caller Yeah.

9:45 Adam Okay. All right. So she-

9:47 Caller I've driven the cars ever since I was little, so.

9:49 Adam Well, that's good. So she caught you smoking weed out in your car.

9:53 Drew What is your question for us?

9:55 Caller Well, I was wondering, I've been taking some Zoloft for about maybe a month, and everyone's been telling me that I've been like the most sluggish person they've ever seen and all this.

10:07 Drew That was before the Zoloft. That's from the pot.

10:10 Well, sort of.

10:12 I wasn't that bad, but when I started taking Zoloft, it was worse.

10:15 Caller So I guess they say, I haven't really noticed it. And I was just wondering, is that going to change or is that just an effect of the Zoloft?

10:22 Drew No, that would not be a common effect. I mean, occasionally it can, but it is a very common effect of the pot. And if your friends are now starting to look at you realistically, I certainly hear the pot, can't you?

10:32 Adam Yeah, no, I was just thinking he needs another car. And if, if, I'd like to see him go through three or four cars before he gets his permit.

10:40 Drew If you're smoking pot heavily and taking Zoloft, you might as well not take the Zoloft. It counteracts the fact it makes it not work. It's a ridiculous waste of time.

10:46 Adam Oh, I, I, there was like, there's like three guys I know who actually had cars before their birthday, before their 16th birthday. It's, it's, you know, I have this huge long scroll now of reasons to kick my dad in the nuts.

11:02 Drew This is one of them.

11:02 Adam Oh, yeah. Now this guy worked, had a paper route or something and bought his. But whenever I hear about that, yeah, my dad, he gave me, he gave me his old Mustang. He bought it, he bought a Corvette and he gave me the Mustang. I was 15 and a half. He let me drive it around. I was just, I'm going to take my dad's nuts. I'm going to put them in a vice and I'm just going to kick them with an iron boot. Oh my God.

11:23 Drew I'm not telling Cody to stop the Zoloft. I'm just saying that you're not telling people about the pot. And that's what needs to be dealt with.

11:31 Adam Nancy?

11:31 Caller Yes.

11:32 Adam Year 24?

11:33 Caller Yes, I am.

11:34 Adam What's up?

11:35 Caller Okay. I went to a party this weekend. My husband and I went to a party this weekend. And there were two girls there who had breast implants. And he got a little drunk and we're sitting around. And he is like all about, one of them actually went from like an A to a C. She looked perfectly normal.

11:52 Adam How do you know these friends of yours?

11:54 Caller Yeah. Well, the one girl is dating my brother-in-law. And the other one I just met that night.

12:02 Adam All righty.

12:03 Caller The one that's dating my brother-in-law has like huge, I mean, she went from a B to like a double D. They're huge.

12:09 Adam What? Does she use them in her work?

12:12 Caller No, not at all.

12:12 Adam Like pounding nails or crushing recycling, at a recycling plant? Who is the number one?

12:18 Caller You know what? I actually think she got him, you know, to boost her self-esteem.

12:21 Drew Oh, shocking.

12:22 Caller That's what it seemed like. The other girl who went from an A to a C, she was just absolutely flat.

12:27 Adam Okay.

12:27 Caller And just wanted to have something.

12:28 Adam All righty.

12:29 Caller We had these big long conversations about him, whatever. Who? You and your husband? He gets drunk and he's all, look at hers, they're perfect. Talking about the girl that's got the huge, huge boobs.

12:38 Drew Is he wanting you to do that?

12:40 Caller No, no. He's never expressed any kind of interest in me getting breast implants at all. I have pretty big ones myself. And they're telling him, oh, the real ones are better. They feel better. These are horrible. She should never do it. Saying that to my husband. But he still wants to feel them and play with them.

13:01 Adam They're saying that to your husband, the ones who had had the breast implants?

13:04 Caller Yeah, they were saying that they're horrible and you don't want to touch them and they don't feel normal.

13:09 Drew The women are saying that?

13:10 Yes, both of them.

13:12 Drew Why is your husband such, you'll excuse my French, but he's such an asshole.

13:17 Adam Hold on, Drew, could you imagine yourself at a party with this? Your wife would freehand your nuts with a fungo bat like into a deep left center field.

13:28 Drew I would hope she would. That's what she should do if I behaved like this.

13:32 Adam He's had a couple of boozes, his woman's there.

13:35 Drew No, that is over the top inappropriate behavior.

13:38 Adam It is not if your partner is into it.

13:41 Drew If your partner can tolerate a certain amount of joking around, but it very quickly becomes disrespectful, and he's already into the, I want to touch business, which is way out of bounds.

13:52 Adam All right, but let me explain something. Your wife keeps you on a fairly short leash. We all know that, and we kid about it, but it's a God's honest. And Drew, you and I talk about this all the time. There's many women who are not that way. They're just, they just, I don't know what the word is. I'm trying to think of one that's not insulting, but what I mean is, is they don't care if their guy goes to a strip club, and they don't care if a guy breaks wind and grabs a boot at a party.

14:17 Drew I would bet that 90% of those care, but feel they have to tolerate it.

14:22 Adam No.

14:22 Drew Yes. Let's get some of those up here to talk to us.

14:26 Adam No, no. I'm telling you. Hey, Nancy?

14:29 Drew Yeah, here's Nancy. She's one of the ones that probably encourages this kind of thing, then all of a sudden, pow, the reality of her feelings come to bear.

14:36 Caller I don't encourage, I'm very open to where, yes, I will discuss things, I don't have a problem discussing things, and when we're sitting there having a conversation about it, that's no problem, but when it comes to the point where he told one of them that she had perfect boobs, and I'm sorry, I'm sitting right there, you see what I'm saying, Adam?

14:52 Drew You see what I'm saying? It's perfect, no problem, no problem. Oh, there's one thing, pow, over the top, and pow, on it comes, here it comes.

14:59 Adam You don't tell another woman she has perfect anything in front of your woman. All I'm saying is, is there's some women who have a slightly higher level of concern about things, and others that are slightly more laid back. No one is gonna tolerate cheating, no one's gonna tolerate indiscretions or hand jobs or Swedish massages. Some don't care about, there's plenty of women whose husband can go to a bachelor party and they don't really care. They trust them, they don't care what went on. They assume the guy watched his buddy lick some whipped cream off someone's ass and aren't necessarily interested. That's what I'm talking about. Nancy?

15:34 Drew We call it stupid you're talking about.

15:36 Adam What's that?

15:37 Drew You're saying stupid. Who's stupid?

15:39 Adam What, you mean women?

15:40 Drew No, that would assume so ridiculously. It makes such a set of potentially inaccurate assumptions.

15:46 Adam No, I have friends, you being one of them, and I have a few other close friends, actually just one other very, their wives don't like it when they go out and do stuff, and then I have friends whose wives don't really care. They'd all be mad if they caught them cheating. Don't get me wrong. All right, go ahead. So this guy said this chick was perfect.

16:05 Caller Right, and see, like I said, my boobs are fine. I have a little bit of a complex because I have a scar, because I had surgery, and I think that's probably what bothered me, is I had a metaport catheter installed, and it's actually, because of the weight of my boobs, it's kind of, I think it's called a keloid scar.

16:24 Drew Yeah, what did you need a catheter for?

16:26 Caller I had Hodgkin's disease.

16:27 Drew Wow.

16:28 Adam Hey, they put a catheter in your boobs?

16:30 Drew No, no, no, no. It goes into the subclavian vein. Oh, okay. It's a port, so they don't keep putting IVs in. It's a little button that sits here and goes into the subclavian vein.

16:37 Caller Yeah, a big metal plate right above my boobs. They injected chemo in me.

16:40 Drew Is it out now?

16:42 Caller Actually, they had to take it out because they were going to keep it in the full five years.

16:47 Drew Got infected?

16:48 Caller No, it didn't get infected. The tubing, the doctor who put it in, put it in between my first rib and my clavicle, and the tubing broke and got lodged in my heart.

16:55 Adam Oh, bad times.

16:58 Caller And so I had to have, it was kind of like an angiogram, where they went up and grabbed it and anyhow.

17:03 Adam Hey, is everything that's an opening to you a catheter, Drew? I mean, a reusable?

17:08 Drew Catheter is a long tube.

17:10 Adam That goes in you?

17:11 Drew Yeah, that goes in you.

17:12 Adam Okay. And it's mostly for urine?

17:14 Drew Yeah, a long tube that goes into a tube.

17:16 Adam All right, a tube that's in your body?

17:18 Caller Right.

17:18 Okay.

17:20 Caller And all catheters are down there.

17:22 Adam Okay, so look, this guy, he had a few drinks and he got a little out of line. We'll tell him. That's fine.

17:28 Caller What's the whole obsession with fake boobs?

17:31 Adam Oh, there isn't. I think there's a backlash now. Or a front lash, as it were.

17:36 Drew Large breasts become sort of a symbol of eroticism for men. And whether they're fake or natural, that's, you know, it's whatever the aesthetic effect is on that given male.

17:47 Adam Listen, I had an interesting discussion with, I think my buddy, the Wheeze, I don't even know who it was, but this is interesting. I don't want to try to articulate it. We were talking about how there was a time when precise, exact drawings were very interesting and tantalizing, but since the computer came about, they now just look computer-generated. And that you want a hand drawing, or a hand rendition of something, something that doesn't look like it was churned out of a computer, because it seems too easy and it seems almost artificial. You know what I'm saying? But there was a time, 20 years ago, or 30 years ago, before everything was computer, that if you saw a blueprint of a planned shopping mall that would have been via computer, or looked like it was done that way, it would have been amazing. Now, you covet the hand stuff. And I was saying, you know, it's the same thing about boobs. Before everyone had fake boobs, the fake boob was amazing because, oh my God, it's the perfect boob. But now, it's too easy. We've seen it.

18:58 Drew Too perfect.

18:59 Adam Too perfect and what it's not perfect anymore because it's done so often. I mean, the novelty of a boob that was perfect shape and defied gravity 10 years ago or 20 years ago was pretty amazing. But now, I think most guys are back with the natural style. So it's not an obsession of everyone's. I think there's a backlash. And she should just talk to her husband. It's not about boobs. It's about his respect for her.

19:25 Drew That's right. Number one, Asian big boob queen.

19:28 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Amy.

19:31 Hi.

19:31 Adam You're 17.

19:32 Caller Yes.

19:33 Adam What's up?

19:34 Caller I wanted to know what you think of a cartoon pornography.

19:38 Adam Oh, not into it.

19:41 Caller Not at all?

19:43 No.

19:45 Adam I gotta tell you. I'm not into the phone sex. I'm not into the computer generated stuff. I'm not into the cartoon stuff. It all just feels like a novelty whack to me. It just feels strange. I don't know, to beat off to a cartoon? I mean, maybe Sheena Lord of the Jungle once in a while or something, you know, if I'm drunk. But, no. Why, you talking about that, like, Japanese stuff?

20:10 Caller Yeah, that. And they have, like, American cartoons, like Scooby Doo and that.

20:18 Adam What, I gotta see Scooby being blown by Daphne?

20:22 Caller You don't have to, but they have stuff like that, yeah.

20:24 Drew Wow.

20:25 Adam See, that's, but that's just, I might as well see, like, Woodsy Al give it to McGruff from behind or something.

20:32 Drew It really becomes truly non-sexual. They're sexual acts, but non-sexual, you know what I'm saying?

20:39 Adam Yeah, this is the, there's a novelty part of sex, or something that I consider a novelty part of sex that I don't understand. This is where, this is where all the piercings, all the big strap-ons and the leather, and all.

20:53 Drew This is the guys prancing around like horses carrying a carriage behind them.

20:57 Adam Right, that we talked about with the discipline women, and there's like the equestrian room, and, you know, the part where I start shaking a rattle, yelling for my mom while I crap myself in the diaper and stuff. This is not sexual to me.

21:13 Mom, I'm so mad at you!

21:16 Drew Hold on, this is, this is bad, this is trauma gone bad in the wiring, right? Trauma being wired, cross-wired with sex.

21:28 Adam Yes, here's what I'm saying. I, sex to me is something you get your game face on, and this to me would be, it'd be like if you watched NFL games, but they threw fecal matter at each other and threw rolls of toilet paper over the line and-

21:47 Drew They need to play in diapers, crapping themselves with Scooby Doo on one line.

21:51 Adam You know, it ruins it for me. It's not serious anymore. It's novelty.

21:56 Don't do that when the girl's in bed.

21:58 It's very naughty.

21:59 Caller Wait till she leaves. You can't do it.

22:02 Drew Who was that?

22:03 Adam That's Angelica Bridges.

22:06 Drew Was it really?

22:06 Adam Yeah. That I think I could work with though. That I could work with. But yeah, so the novel side, and this includes animated pornography, just doesn't do it. Although some could argue that Minka, the number one Asian big boob queen, was a little bit novel.

22:25 Drew And a little bit of a cartoon character.

22:26 Adam Yeah, but all a woman. Marie?

22:31 Hi.

22:32 Adam Hey, you're 27.

22:33 Caller I am.

22:34 Adam What's happening?

22:36 Caller Well, about, I don't know, has it been three months or so back? Back, it was actually the Saturday in September before the attack. So, the 8th of September, I was out with some girlfriends and one of those once in a blue moon nights where we just kind of did it all up and ended up going back, to make a long story short, going back to stay at the house where my friend and her boyfriend were house sitting. And we'd caught up with him sometime quite a bit later on in the night. And I don't know, ecstasy is his thing these days. So, he was rolling, rolling his balls off, having a good old time, I suppose. And I, they sent me up in a spare bedroom where I basically passed out. I was, I mean, I was just dead tired. And sometime later on, I was woken up, not by anybody moving around the house or anybody coming into the bedroom, but by him in bed behind me.

23:39 Adam In bed behind you, all right. And yeah, what was he doing?

23:42 Caller So, I don't know, just sort of feeling around and groping and poking me from behind and whatnot. Basically, I don't know, he was actually trying to entice me into coming downstairs where his girlfriend was to initiate a group thing.

23:57 Adam All right. And what happened?

24:00 Caller I mean, he left and I was so taken aback that I really, I mean, I couldn't say or do anything.

24:09 Adam Okay.

24:10 Caller I guess, I mean, I wasn't necessarily, to be honest with you, I mean, I was so drunk that night. So I wasn't in the meeting.

24:16 Adam What's the question?

24:17 Drew Yeah, what's the question?

24:18 Caller I guess, given that it's been so long, I've since confronted her and told her about it. She's turned her back on me.

24:27 Adam All right, hold on a second, Murray. Getting some weird energy from Murray. I'll tell you, there's a fair amount of guys who try to cash in on their girlfriends' friends in the house. Now, apparently, the girlfriend was in on this one.

24:46 Drew But everybody was on drugs. All bets are off and everybody's on drugs.

24:49 Adam But this is, I don't know if it's a recent trend, but it's one I wouldn't even begin to think of.

24:55 Drew Yeah, I'll tell you, ask your girlfriend, what do you think about...

24:57 Adam Your old lady's in the next room and you're gonna slide down the hall and see if you can get some ass.

25:01 Drew Well, he was trying to bring her down to...

25:03 Adam I do understand that and I know this one is a little bit different. And so maybe my timing is a little off. But we have had quite a few of these where the guy's trying to bang some other chick while his girlfriend is asleep in the next room. And I just think, wow, that's way vows.

25:18 Drew Yeah.

25:19 Adam Okay. We're gonna take a break. We'll get back with... Marie after this.

25:25 Loveline, we'll be right back.

26:01 Adam Hey, there, kiddies, I'm Adam. That's my good partner and sometimes lover, Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. When we left off, we were speaking to Marie. Marie's 27, she went out, tied one on with a couple of gal friends of hers, went back with her gal friends to the house, crashed out in a guest room. Her girlfriend's boyfriend was rolling on X, rolled into the room, sort of copped what we would consider by Loveline standards, a medium to light feel.

26:40 Drew Actually, she was chivalrous, sort of a quaint.

26:43 Adam Yup, poked her a little bit in the back with maybe his penis, I don't know what. She pushed him off and he went back in the living room and banged the bejesus out of his girlfriend. Now, Marie, so now what this guy did was kind of out of bounds, but not by most standards.

27:02 Drew I love Loveline standards.

27:04 Adam I love standards, most standards even. You would shrug this off or one would usually.

27:13 Drew So we're wondering what made it so intense for you.

27:16 Caller Seriously? I mean, to me that kind of borders on sexual assault.

27:20 Drew No, no, we agree with you. Don't get into that discussion.

27:23 Adam I will now.

27:24 Drew No, it does.

27:25 Adam Well, I mean, he sort of wanted to know if you wanted to come in and join them for a threesome essentially, right?

27:32 Caller Well, I woke up to him groping me. I mean, I...

27:35 Drew Well, here's what we're curious about. No doubt the guy was out of bounds. Yes, this was a sexual assault. And the fact, though, is that we, in the callers we get, most of our callers sort of brush this kind of thing off. It's like, oh, you know, pain in the ass. I was able to protect myself. I'd stay away from that guy again. We get people calling and wake up with guys mounting them and they sort of blow it off as nothing.

27:56 Caller Right.

27:57 Drew And so we're wondering, what is it for you that made this so traumatic?

28:04 Caller I just being in a position where I didn't.

28:07 Drew Had you been powerless before in your life, in other experiences?

28:11 Caller No, not that I recall, no. All right. Just in the situation that, I mean, I was not in a position to be in control.

28:20 But it sounds like you were, though.

28:21 Adam You were. Did he ask you if you wanted to have a threesome?

28:25 Caller He was trying to initiate that as he left the room.

28:27 Adam He was saying, will you come join us?

28:29 Caller Yeah. Yeah. And as far as I know, I don't even think she had any realization that any of this had happened.

28:34 Adam Well, what got him to leave the room?

28:37 Caller Him?

28:38 Adam Yeah.

28:38 Caller I have no idea.

28:39 Drew You didn't fight him off?

28:40 Caller No, I couldn't.

28:41 Drew Why?

28:42 Caller Because as I said, I mean, admittedly, I was, I guess, slightly in the wrong by having had too much to drink that night.

28:52 Adam You weren't in the wrong.

28:53 Caller But I mean, that was the extent of what was going on with me.

28:56 Adam Yeah, but listen, I have gotten in some of my best fights loaded. I've driven, I've done so many great things loaded. You could have, you can move when you're drunk.

29:09 Drew If one of your friends came at you with their penis, you'd move, you'd fight.

29:14 Adam Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. I've done my best work.

29:16 Drew Why were you paralyzed in a situation where you're rendered powerless?

29:19 Caller I imagine shock, just on, you know, just being so taken aback by the fact that he was doing this.

29:30 Drew Well, here's what I'm going to go down the road. These kinds of experiences can certainly trigger a post-traumatic stress type reaction. But when an inciting event that is not super intense creates a super intense reaction, it suggests that something else is being reawakened, some other experience of powerlessness.

29:51 Adam Anything ever happen to you like this before?

29:54 Caller No. That's why I guess, I guess maybe that's why I'm reacting.

29:59 Drew Maybe you're not...

30:00 Caller There's cause to pursue anything.

30:01 Adam Could it be something that you don't remember?

30:03 Drew Or could it be in another context?

30:05 Caller If I don't remember, then it's kind of an ironic question, don't you think?

30:09 Adam No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I mean...

30:11 Drew Do you have a sense of anything?

30:13 Adam I mean, what I'm saying is is, I know what you're saying about the irony of that question, but what I mean is is, is there, did anybody ever bring anything up like, you know, some uncle that you don't talk to anymore? Or some sister that accused somebody of doing something to her or something like that where you could have possibly been victimized yourself? All right, so nothing like this has ever happened before.

30:39 Drew She may not be thinking about the kinds of things that can render this. Did anybody ever physically, did anybody ever hit you when you were growing up?

30:44 Caller No, not at all.

30:45 Drew Did anybody ever abandon you? Were your parents with you your whole childhood or your young adulthood?

30:50 Caller My mother passed away before I was a freshman in high school. But I mean, that wouldn't, I mean, that has no sexual.

30:57 Drew No, no, but we're talking about powerlessness though. It happens to be in a sexual sphere right now, but powerlessness is the feeling that's so abhorred by your brain. Your brain doesn't like powerlessness. And other experiences of powerlessness, whether it's being in a bad accident or potentially, I've not seen that from death, but being struck, being rendered at the hands of another person, powerless, can really come up again in your life.

31:19 Adam Well, okay. Well, there's nothing there. Why did the guy get up and leave though if you didn't do anything?

31:24 Caller It's right. As I said, he was probably just assuming that whatever it was he was doing was enough to make me want to follow him, I suppose. I have no other, I don't know.

31:38 Adam And did he, did he, did he, Do you know, when he groped you, what did he do exactly?

31:44 Caller Well, he was laying behind me, poking me with his dick. I was wearing all of a t-shirt and underwear and he was not, I mean, like, I don't know, just like touching me, feeling me, not like penetrating me with anything.

31:58 Adam All right, all right. And he tried to talk to the girlfriend about it and she said, Well, listen, of course, this is who she's attracted to.

32:04 Drew This guy does, this is not the first time he's done this. The guys that do this do this kind of thing all the time.

32:09 Caller Honestly, that's the approach that I tried to take with her and...

32:12 Drew Oh, she knows. Whether she wants to talk about it or not, she knows. She's into that kind of guy. But the fact is, he didn't continue the assault. He didn't establish boundaries that were...

32:22 Adam We're not getting anywhere here. I know that sounds... Drew, we both have a vibe off of Marie, and that there's something going on, and I can't quite figure out what it is. But, okay, here's the deal. What this guy did was wrong.

32:37 Drew Let's state that again, because I don't want to hear this crap that we somehow endorsed a sexual assault.

32:41 Adam What he did was wrong.

32:42 Drew Was wrong, period, period. But we're dealing with Marie and trying to dismantle what's up with her.

32:47 Adam I don't think you're going to put this guy behind bars for this.

32:52 Drew What's the evidence?

32:53 Adam I don't know. I guess we'd have to exhibit A, the comforter. I don't know. So, this is not your friend. This guy isn't this girl, I would question, if she's your friend either anymore. And I think you just have to choose your friends more carefully, put it behind you, and move on. That's the best advice I could give her. She does sound angry, though, and that might be something to talk about.

33:17 Drew She has sort of a post-traumatic stress reaction. If those symptoms get bad, you should get some professional help with that.

33:21 Adam Okay. All right. Jerome?

33:25 Caller Yeah.

33:25 Adam You're 21?

33:26 Caller Yes, sir.

33:27 Adam What's up?

33:29 Caller I got a question for the doc.

33:33 Caller I was wondering if my girlfriend was pregnant, could she still have a period?

33:39 Drew Yes.

33:41 Caller Okay, because it's like 22 days late, would that be like a hint that she's pregnant?

33:45 Drew That has she had her period and it's 22 days late? Well, you worry that it's first trimester bleeding, which is a threatened abortion or some sort of placental abnormality, but whatever it is, you need a pregnancy test to see if she's pregnant. So go down the street at the pharmacy and get a pregnancy test.

34:01 Caller Right.

34:01 Drew Right.

34:02 Adam Right.

34:02 Drew There you go.

34:03 Right.

34:04 Adam I'll paint any car for $29.95.

34:08 Caller Right.

34:10 Adam Know that it is true?

34:11 Caller Earl Scheib.

34:12 Adam Thank God he knows somebody. Brandy?

34:16 Drew Again, I can give you the 70s. You understand?

34:19 Adam I'll paint any car for $19.95 in $10 free bodywork. Hold on a second. How old are we, Drew, that I remember? I was not driving a car, obviously, but I remember Earl Scheib painting cars for $19.95. Imagine getting your car painted.

34:40 Drew Yeah. I remember when he went to $29.95. It was a big deal.

34:42 Adam I was like, oh, screw the Earl. Well, la-dee-dah.

34:47 Drew And I can remember when it was being advertised only on a UHF channel, 22. Remember that?

34:53 Adam But here's the point. This was not so long ago. I mean, a under $20 paint job.

34:59 Drew But I'm bringing up UHF. Does anybody who is listening to this show now know what that even was? No. You?

35:06 Adam Yeah, I know what UHF is. How dare you? I used to watch Speed Racer and Kimba the White Lion.

35:11 Drew Yeah, that's not UHF.

35:12 Adam When we get in trouble and we're in a fight, who's the one that just won't turn around? Kimba the White Lion. Kimba the White Lion is the one.

35:22 Caller No, it's just like you guys seem like teenagers. Your voices are like old.

35:29 Adam You know, I liked when the Earl would throw in like, $10 free bodywork. That was when it got up to $29. What's $10 free bodywork? I guess when your paint job's $29, $10 free bodywork would be like a whole quarter panel or something, but $10 free bodywork.

35:47 Right.

35:48 Adam Remember you used to say that?

35:49 Right.

35:50 Adam Brandy? You're 19.

35:53 Caller Yep.

35:53 Adam What's that?

35:54 Caller Well, I have this friend, and I guess you can kind of consider him a bed buddy. And a long time ago, he told me that he's never really had a...

36:02 Adam Hold on a second. I can't get over Earl. Imagine Earl announcing to his wife at the dinner table, I'm going to open a whole chain of paint and body places, and I'll paint any car for 1995. His wife went, Are you high? Are you high? There's got to be $30 worth of paint in the goddamn thing alone. What the hell kind of plan was that? It wasn't like 1922. This is 75 here.

36:31 Raaahhh.

36:32 Adam Okay, I'm sorry. Brandy?

36:33 Raaahhh.

36:35 Adam You're 1995?

36:37 Caller No.

36:39 Drew So, you're-

36:40 Adam I'll talk to any chick. 1995.

36:43 Drew Your friend with benefits.

36:45 Caller Yes.

36:45 Drew And what's the deal? He told you that-

36:47 Caller He's never really had an orgasm. And so-

36:50 Drew Ever?

36:50 Caller Yeah, that's what he told me.

36:51 Drew No, wait a minute.

36:52 Raaahhh.

36:53 Caller I mean, he's had sex and he's like had people go down on him.

36:56 Drew He's never had an orgasm with another person.

36:58 Caller Yeah, there we go. Sorry. Wrong. So anyways, I can get him off going down on him, but when we have sex, it does not work. And I'm wondering if there's like any reason.

37:09 Drew No, that's a certain breed of guy.

37:11 Adam Yeah, I got a little bad at me.

37:13 Caller I've never heard of that in my life.

37:14 Drew Well, Adam, just telling you, he's one of them.

37:17 Adam You're 19.

37:18 Caller Uh-huh.

37:18 Drew Yeah, now you've heard of it.

37:20 Adam There's a lot of stuff you haven't heard of, right?

37:22 Drew Yeah, by 19, you'll keep hearing stuff you've never heard of before and it'll be the first time and there you go.

37:27 Adam All right.

37:28 Caller You know why?

37:31 Drew What about the guys at Orgasm Quickly? Do you know why?

37:33 Caller No.

37:34 Drew Okay, same thing. It's just that's their, that's their physiologist.

37:36 Adam Is he circumcised or uncircumcised?

37:38 Caller He's circumcised.

37:40 Adam Does he have a certain technique when he masturbates?

37:45 Not that I know of.

37:46 Drew Is he a heavy masturbator?

37:48 Caller Yeah.

37:48 Drew Have him lay back a little bit. Skip about five days and all of a sudden things will work just fine.

37:53 Caller Yeah.

37:53 Adam If you want him to have an orgasm while you're having intercourse, tell him to jump in the position that he's in when he beats off, start doing it with you and then just close his eyes and pretend he's doing the real thing. See what I'm saying?

38:07 Caller Yeah.

38:08 Adam All right.

38:09 Drew Good times.

38:10 Adam As I say, sex is good, but it's not the real thing. Right.

38:47 Hey, this is Iggy Pop and you're listening to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

38:54 Adam Well, Iggy Pop, I forgot about him.

38:58 Drew What do you mean? You haven't thought of him in a while.

39:01 Adam No, actually, I have because I think I saw some picture of him in a magazine not too long ago, but he hasn't been in here in years and years. Since Earl was charged in 1995 for a paint job. Okay. Let's get back to the phones and talk to Gina. Gina is 18. She called last week. She's working down at the oddball.

39:24 Caller Yeah. Well, that's what it used to be called.

39:27 Adam Oh, yeah. That's right. It's called something else now, right? And you were sort of hanging around with the bouncer.

39:36 Caller Yeah.

39:36 Adam Who was also your coach.

39:40 Caller From high school.

39:41 Adam Right. It's like a track coach. Yeah.

39:43 Caller Yeah, exactly.

39:45 Adam And you were doing some bachelor parties and that kind of stuff.

39:50 Caller Yeah.

39:50 Adam And doing a fair amount of drinking. And so what's the update?

39:57 Caller Well, when I left off last week, I was telling you guys that I ended up going to this really big party and like a bonehead, I decided to experiment and mix Hennessy and vodka together.

40:09 Adam Hennessy and vodka?

40:11 Caller Uh-huh.

40:11 Drew Wait a minute. What was our advice?

40:14 Caller You didn't really give me any advice.

40:16 Drew All right.

40:16 Adam I told you to booze it up?

40:18 Caller Well, no, you didn't tell me that, but Dr. Drew did say that he sensed some alcoholism.

40:25 Drew Oh, yeah. For sure.

40:27 Caller Yeah, of course.

40:28 Adam So you mixed, meaning you had yourself a Hennessy drink and you had yourself a vodka drink?

40:34 Caller Yeah.

40:35 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you, the mixing of the booze thing never did quite get it. Never a big deal to me.

40:41 Caller Yeah.

40:42 Adam I think it's a myth.

40:43 Caller Yeah. For some reason, it really got me wasted in a really short amount of time.

40:48 Adam Well, yeah, you're drinking a bunch of hard liquor.

40:50 Caller Yeah.

40:51 Adam Okay.

40:52 Drew What is our question tonight?

40:55 Caller Okay. Well, I have to give you a little bit of background of what I did. And while I was drunk-

41:00 Drew Wait, this is also the girl who was just in college just getting a little money together, right? That you're doing, right, right.

41:05 Caller Yeah. I've noticed that every time I get drunk, I'm drawn to that one person.

41:11 Adam The bouncer guy.

41:12 Caller Yeah. And I ended up calling him in the midst of me being so drunk and wasted, and I ended up telling him a whole bunch of explicit, raunchy stuff like, I want to suck your dick.

41:25 Adam Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

41:26 Drew Radio here, dude.

41:27 Caller Oh, okay. I was telling him, you know.

41:30 Adam Yeah, all right, we got it.

41:31 Caller Yeah, like, just a bunch of stuff that was just very explicit.

41:35 Adam Right.

41:36 Caller And obviously, I was really drunk, but at the same time, too, he showed a little bit of the truth.

41:42 Adam Well, you had done this to him before, though, right?

41:46 Caller Yeah.

41:47 Adam So was it a revelation? I mean, what I'm saying is, if someone had been, some stripper had been blowing me, called me drunk and said, I want to blow you, I'd be happy to hear the news, but I wouldn't say surprise necessarily. Yeah.

42:03 Caller Yeah. And so honestly, like, I've kind of had this self-realization that, you know, I don't really want him as a boyfriend. He was, honestly, he was kind of like me, reliving, like, a fantasy.

42:20 Adam Oh, okay. But this is what you told us last week.

42:23 Caller Yeah.

42:24 Drew So what's the question now?

42:26 Caller The question is, since I realized that he was just a fantasy like me wanting to live out some high school girl crush, you know, and get with the coach and be a naughty girl and be sweet.

42:36 Drew I see. So you're a fantasy to him and he's a fantasy to you. Good. I agree with that.

42:40 Adam Yeah.

42:40 Caller And I realize that. But the thing is, if I realize that it's just a fantasy, why is it that it keeps coming up, though? Why does it?

42:48 Drew Because because all those kinds of highly arousing experiences for you are great ways to avoid a lot of more unpleasant feelings and real relationships.

42:57 Adam Well, why is it that you can't like this guy? Maybe you like this guy. What would be so?

43:02 Caller I think he was more like a phase like the fantasy is over. Like when I think about it.

43:06 Adam All right. Well, listen, screwball. Stop, stop boozing so much.

43:11 Drew Would you?

43:12 Adam Jesus Christ. You're three years away from your, from your ID, from being 21.

43:17 Drew You're denial about the situation in your life is so profound. You're stripping, you're boozing, you're in chaotic relationships. You're on a spiral. You're on, you're on the treadmill that's going to get some more momentum behind it. Unless you do something about this underlying disease, the addiction that is really sort of the big picture here. A lot of negative stuff is really going to come to bear on you.

43:39 Adam Okay. But we tried this angle last time. So let's use a little reverse psychology. I want you to get yourself a keg and put it in a knapsack and just suck off the tap as you go through your day.

43:52 Caller Yeah. Another thing that I want to ask you is that, I've noticed that I go through phases with guys like once-

43:58 Adam Oh, listen, who cares about these guys? Yeah, they're like, hey, shut up, stop drinking. Stop drinking. I don't care what guy you're in love with this week. You got some guy- I go like, I- Oh, my God, you chicks, you hot chicks with your guys. It's everything to you. You become like rich guys who collect cars, you know?

44:25 Drew Yeah, it's a compulsion.

44:27 Adam It's everything. It's a compulsion, and you can do it. You know what I mean? You can do it.

44:32 Drew So on one hand, you are frustrated with her lack of attention to reality, on the other hand, you're contemptuous of the fact that she can pull it off.

44:39 Adam I don't understand why she's so hell-bent against liking this guy that she seems to be sort of obsessed with.

44:46 Drew She doesn't want to like anyone. She can't. It's too vulnerable.

44:49 Adam Okay. Well, listen, if you don't like the guy, stop calling our goddamn radio show and telling us you don't like him. That's the number one. Number two, stop boozing. Go to AA.

44:59 Drew There you go.

45:00 Adam Start focusing on that and magically all these troubles will clear out.

45:04 Drew That's right.

45:04 Adam Just go to AA, please.

45:06 Drew Get the sponsor, work the steps.

45:08 Adam Please. All right. Say take a quick call. You got a quick one?

45:14 Drew Yeah, that's a quick one.

45:14 Adam This one? Okay. Rebecca?

45:18 Yeah.

45:18 Adam You're 25?

45:19 Caller Yeah.

45:19 Adam You want to know if IUDs are dangerous?

45:21 Caller Well, I heard Dr. Drew talking about it the other day, and I just had one put in like three weeks ago. At the time, I felt like I got really good information, and I haven't had any problems with it from this part. But I wondered, I just heard the tail end of it, so I didn't really get to hear.

45:39 Drew They have a history of causing problems, infections, fertility problems, but the belief is currently, the current wisdom is that some of that was a result of the type of IUDs they were using, that they're much safer now, and that they can be used in women who have never been pregnant safely. Though I personally have difficulty recommending them because I saw such disasters with them when I was a child.

46:00 Adam Let me bring this up, Drew. IUD came around, don't correct me, 30, 35 years ago. They used them for like 15 or 20 years. Then there was like, they started getting a bad rap, people stopped using them. In today's litigious climate, would they ever bring something back that had problems unless they really thought they'd worked out the bugs?

46:23 Drew That's a good point. Plus though, why are people not focused on this? Because this does impair implantation. This causes an abortion, that's how it works.

46:31 Adam Really?

46:31 Drew Why aren't they focused on that as opposed to the morning after pill, which does not do that?

46:36 Adam Well, I've told you that the religious right is not so interested. In fact, well, look at it, these nut jobs think the Earth is 2000 years old, and that Moses parted the Red Sea, and he spoke to a burning yucca plant up on top of Mount Sinai. So how, and that Noah collected all the animals two by two and put them in a giant ark. So how attached, how scientific would you say these folks are? How big a role does science play in their life? Or, forget science, I would just put facts, not a big role. They're living in fantasy land. We'll be back.

47:09 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

47:54 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. Drew's over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Let's get back to the phones. Speak to Anthony.

48:06 Caller Hey, what's up, Adam?

48:07 Adam Hey, Anthony. You're 17.

48:09 Caller Yeah. Hey, what's up? Where's Ace Rockolla been? Haven't heard him in a while.

48:12 Adam Oh, he was taking a little break, but we know we've had guests and all that. But he'll come back tonight.

48:20 Caller Oh, really?

48:21 Adam Yeah. How about that?

48:21 Caller That's good times.

48:22 Adam Let's start. I'm going to go over to the fax machine. I'm going to pull some traffic and some weather and a surf report, and we'll get Ace Rockolla cranked up tonight.

48:33 Caller Yeah, that's great, man.

48:35 Adam Thanks, Ari, I think. God bless you. That's all I needed. Here's the beauty of me. I have 150 people tell me how much they hate Ace Rockolla, I have two people tell me they like it.

48:45 Drew You're in.

48:45 Adam That's all I need.

48:47 Caller I put the bell on your door.

48:48 Drew Yeah, we noticed it, believe me. Thanks, Anderson.

48:51 Adam That's right. I get ready, everybody. What's up there, Brian?

48:57 Caller Hey, I'm an atheist, and the rest of my school, which is really small, is really religious, and I want to know how to tell them that I'm an atheist without...

49:10 Drew Why would you have to tell them?

49:11 Caller Well, it's because they're really religious.

49:15 Drew Well, you'd have to leave that school if you objected to how they conduct themselves. You're telling them an atheist is just going to bring a bunch of negative stuff down on you, right?

49:22 Caller Well, I can't really leave the school until the rest of the year, and then I'm out.

49:26 Drew So why would you want to live in hell in the meantime?

49:28 Adam Well, he doesn't believe in hell. Why did you go to that school in the first place?

49:33 Caller Well, it was because of the small environment and all sorts of stuff.

49:41 Adam Okay, well, here's the deal. I'm an atheist as well, but on the other hand, why rock the boat? If you're getting a good education, it's a good school, and you feel like you're not going to do much better somewhere else, you should just sit there and sort of suck it up a little.

49:58 Caller Alright.

49:59 Adam I mean, how much praying do you do?

50:02 Caller None.

50:03 Adam Oh, you don't?

50:03 Drew They don't force you to do anything.

50:04 Adam The school?

50:05 Caller No, no, no, no. The school isn't religious, but the students are.

50:13 Drew And you want to tell your peers?

50:14 Adam Hold on, what does that mean?

50:15 Drew I don't know.

50:16 Caller The whole, all of the students, it's only 14 students.

50:21 Drew In the whole school?

50:22 Caller Yeah.

50:22 Adam What do you guys play, like one and a half man football? 14 kids?

50:28 Caller Yeah, yeah.

50:29 Adam The hell?

50:29 Drew How many grades?

50:31 Caller Three. Wow.

50:33 Adam K through 12.

50:36 Caller Two teachers, 14 students.

50:37 Adam What the hell kind of hippie nonsense is this?

50:40 Caller I don't know.

50:41 Drew Why don't you talk to the teachers about your different...

50:43 Adam What? The teacher is his dad. Are you kidding me?

50:45 Drew But if they're not sort of pounding you about this at the school, what the hell is this?

50:51 Adam 14 people? Don't you want to go to a regular school where you can meet chicks and play on the football team and all that?

50:57 Drew Yeah.

50:58 Adam Okay, so you're 14 now.

51:00 Drew Yeah.

51:00 Adam You're in the... 8th grade, 9th grade?

51:03 Caller 8th grade, yeah.

51:04 Drew Is this some sort of alternative school that you get kicked out of your usual school?

51:07 Caller No, no. It's for learning disabilities, and it's set up by the Providence Health System.

51:14 Adam What's your disability?

51:16 Caller An LD. Learning disability. It's... I don't know.

51:21 Drew Nonspecific learning disability.

51:22 Caller Yeah.

51:23 Adam Oh, well, that's just... they always call them dopes.

51:26 Caller Yeah.

51:26 Adam Nonspecific learning disability just means, you know, D student at best.

51:31 Caller No, no.

51:31 Adam I was one of them too.

51:33 Caller I get A's.

51:34 Adam You get A's?

51:34 Caller Yeah.

51:35 Adam Well, you get A's because you don't have any real structured environment over there.

51:42 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

51:42 Adam You take open book tests and talk to people next to you and ask for the answers, all that stuff.

51:48 Caller No.

51:48 Adam Go to a real school next year.

51:50 Caller All right.

51:51 Adam Will your parents let you do that?

51:52 Caller Yeah, yeah. I'm planning on doing it next year.

51:55 Adam Okay. You do that. Until then, keep your atheism to yourself. But as far as the school, it's 14 kids.

52:04 Caller Yeah.

52:04 Adam Wow. All right. Good times. How's the band? You guys got a good band?

52:09 Caller No.

52:10 Adam Took third in the city last year?

52:11 Drew Marching band.

52:12 Caller No.

52:13 Caller We don't have any.

52:14 Adam We play the two-minute waltz.

52:16 Caller We go to a community center for our PE., which it isn't even called PE., it's called Experiential.

52:21 Adam You guys just sit in like a Y locker room or something, right, and take your classes? This is no good. This is no good. You got to assimilate into society. You got to take your lumps.

52:38 Drew Look at you.

52:39 Adam Look at me. I mean, here's the thing. I think it's a good thing that we find kids that have learning difficulties and focus on those kids, but I think maybe we've overdone it a little bit. We can't yank them. You know, my thing is, is there are kids that have special needs and those kids need that attention, but they shouldn't be just stop the world and get off kind of thing.

53:04 Drew Right.

53:04 Adam Because that doesn't exist in life. That's not reality. The reality is, is you get a little extra attention, you work a little harder, you overcome it. But this, I'm going to homeschool them because it doesn't get along. That's weird because eventually, what do you do? Homework and you have to get out. Okay. Thank you. Jane? Yeah. Hey, you're 36. What's up?

53:29 Well, I was just taking issue with something that Dr. Drew said a little while ago about IUDs.

53:36 Adam All righty.

53:37 And he said that the way the IUD works is that it actually causes an abortion. And that may be true for a certain kind, but the kind that I have doesn't work that way.

53:46 Caller Boring.

53:47 Adam What? What kind do you have?

53:49 Well, I just wanted to make sure that I've got a paraguard. Paraguard IUD, it's T-shaped and it's got some copper on it and it actually prevents fertilization. So I didn't want women out there who were listening to your program.

54:01 Drew It has no possibility of impairing implantation?

54:05 Well, I didn't say that. It's that...

54:06 Drew Okay, that's the point. That's the point I was making, is that a lot of people have focused on the theoretic possibility that the morning after pill could impair implantation and they have not taken aim at IUDs. When IUD historically, we knew, historically they did impair implantation and there is a potential function in their current use. And no one's taken aim at that and that troubles me that we have certain things we look at that could eliminate abortion, frankly, that really doesn't impair implantation and another means that probably doesn't impair implantation but might and they don't want to look at that.

54:44 Right. But I guess I would say for any female there who has maybe a philosophical trouble with that, that the Paraguard IUD doesn't work that way.

54:57 Caller Right.

54:58 There may be a slight chance but the way that it works is the copper actually creates a chemical environment that it interferes with fertilization.

55:06 Adam Right. Can't you just put a roll of pennies up there?

55:10 Caller Yeah.

55:11 I would say quarters maybe would be better.

55:12 Adam Like a piggy bank? Well, I mean there's a higher copper element to the pennies, isn't there?

55:17 Well, that's true.

55:18 Adam That's what I'm saying.

55:18 I don't think they looked very good when they came out, though.

55:20 Adam Well, yeah, but let's say you need to feed the meat or something, punch the old lady in the gut, get yourself a little change. All right. And speaking of all the right-wing religious whack jobs who are, to me, just borderline retarded, the gal, remember that Jane Hathaway who was in here six months ago?

55:41 Drew Yeah.

55:42 Adam Going to send me in the data.

55:44 Drew About how what? Being in the birth control pill increased your risk of HIV or something?

55:48 Adam That's right. Some significant data. Remember, I begged her for that number, but she just couldn't recall it. Going to go get that data and bring it in? Six months. What do you think that data is coming, Drew? All right. Come on, honey. If you're listening, send it. Or at least send me a fruit basket with a goddamn apology note just saying how wrong you are and how you tried to lie. That's all I want. Just admit you lied. Admit you lied and lied on the National Radio Show and I'll forgive you.

56:20 Caller Bitch.

56:21 Adam People should be punished. I don't have the data. My ass. Kyle?

56:27 Yeah.

56:27 Adam You're 15?

56:28 Caller Right.

56:29 Adam What's up?

56:29 Caller Hey.

56:30 Adam Love you, Adam. Thank you.

56:31 Caller Yeah.

56:32 Caller All right. I got to masturbate.

56:33 Drew You're gay.

56:34 Caller All right.

56:35 Caller Hey.

56:36 Caller All right.

56:37 Caller My friend says that he can masturbate in under a minute.

56:40 Adam Yeah.

56:41 Caller Yeah. And we need a way to test to see if he's lying or not.

56:45 Adam Yeah. Well, we used to play that.

56:48 Caller Really?

56:48 Adam Yeah. You know, it worked like this. You'd go, we'd all drop our pants, stand in a circle around a room. I'd say, I can masturbate in under three minutes. My buddy Ray'd say, I can do it in two. But did we say a minute and a half? Ray would say a minute. I'd say 45 seconds. And they'd say, whack that dick. And then it was game on. You ever see Whack That Dick?

57:13 Drew The TV show?

57:14 Adam Yeah. It didn't last real long. It was UPN. It was like, name that tune. Do you remember Name That Tune? Oh yeah. Name That Tune was great.

57:25 Drew I could name that tune in three notes. Name That Tune.

57:27 Adam No. It was great when it get down to one note. That'd be like, Tommy Dorsey and the band are over there. They're going to play this song. I go, I can name that tune in five notes. I can name it in four. I can name it in three. I can name it in two. I name it in one. I name it in half a note. Name that tune. Then the band would go, er. The guy would go, Won't you be my melancholy baby? Yes. I was like, I was like, how the hell are you going to name a tune in one note? That was the walls.

57:59 Drew Lou Daniel.

58:01 Adam No. Okay. Where were we? Yeah. You can do it in under a minute. I do know. He wants to know how to confirm it. Where is he?

58:14 Drew Three.

58:15 Adam Kyle?

58:15 Yeah. Hi.

58:16 Adam You just sent him into the bathroom and start the timer.

58:19 Yeah.

58:20 Drew Is there pre-erection, erection? What's the official read on this?

58:25 Adam You cannot have a hard penis that you had been working with, but I think it would be okay to have a little leather, as we used to call it.

58:35 Drew Then what if he's transported semen from the outside? You see what I'm saying? A baggie or something?

58:41 Adam Yeah. A little baggie of semen in his sock.

58:44 Drew Yeah.

58:44 Adam Interesting. There's a certain point where you just have to trust the integrity of your friend.

58:49 Drew Make sure it's warm.

58:50 Adam Who's beating off in the bathroom while you're standing outside with a stopwatch.

58:53 Caller Yeah, because I really don't want to look at his penis. All right.

58:55 Drew But you look at his semen?

58:57 Caller Well, yeah.

58:58 Drew Okay.

58:59 Adam Yeah, you're going to have to look at the semen. Yeah, Anderson?

59:01 Drew Please tell me you did not do that.

59:02 Adam Oh, yeah. In the circle, please. No, not in the circle. No, it was actually a hexagon.

59:10 Caller I know guys that have done this.

59:12 Adam They're scumbags.

59:13 Caller I mean, I don't talk to those people.

59:15 Adam No, you shouldn't talk to them. No, I couldn't wag off while I was facing another guy. But there has been, we have worked some speed. And the minute, which I used to think was like the four-minute mile, that was a barrier that would never be broken.

59:32 Drew The minute was like that?

59:33 Adam Yeah, it was, there was the four-minute mile in running. There was a sound barrier in speed. You know, there are times that people thought, they thought your head would explode if you broke the sound barrier and stuff. They thought about this for the one-minute whack. And it was beaten. Geez, I don't want to, you know, he gets mad when you talk about him too much. I don't know. I just know, I have friends that easily have done this. Steve? Easily? Well, you know, the one minute was doable. Steve? You're 22?

1:00:09 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:00:10 Caller You rock.

1:00:13 Caller Listen, actually, I have a question about Viagra. I don't need it necessarily. I'm perfect health.

1:00:19 Caller But I'm curious about, you know, if there's any dangers in using it.

1:00:22 Drew For a healthy person, there could be only danger. There's no value in using it. And what that danger is, we really don't fully know.

1:00:29 Caller It's not tested that much?

1:00:31 Drew Well, it's not on healthy people. And again, medication is not meant to be used on healthy people. It's never going to make healthy people healthier. It's only going to put you at risk of problems.

1:00:40 Adam Yeah, but you're always looking for that edge. You know what I mean?

1:00:43 Caller Basically, my friend uses it, and he says it basically makes you a lot better. That kind of thing.

1:00:47 It can make you last a lot longer.

1:00:48 Adam Well, would you have a problem?

1:00:51 Caller No.

1:00:52 Adam What I mean is, is the sex that you're currently having unsatisfying to you?

1:00:58 Caller No.

1:00:58 Caller Actually, I was just curious.

1:01:00 Adam And your penis works fine?

1:01:01 Caller It works just dandy.

1:01:03 Drew Why mess with it?

1:01:04 Adam What's that?

1:01:04 Drew Why mess with it? As I've said many times, there's just no free lunch with Mother Nature. She will pay you back for anything you do to mess around with. Now, if she's already screwing with you and you've got a disease, then fine. Until you take medication, you've got to restore health.

1:01:18 Adam Well, I mean, this is why the gays get in the amyl poppers and stuff like that. You know, everyone's trying to certify up the ante and push the envelope a little bit when it comes to sex. And to me, I've always said that's one thing you don't need a monkey with too much. That's good. And tell everything, you know, try to tweak everything else. Here's what you should be doing in life. Tweak everything else in life to see if you can get it to be half as good as sex. Why tweak the sex? That's the way I would look at it. Thank you, Drew. Eric, you're 13, but here's the real answer. He could take one and it's not going to do anything to him.

1:01:57 Drew It's probably true.

1:01:58 Adam Probably true. On the other hand.

1:02:00 Drew Why do that?

1:02:00 Adam Then what about the next time? Is it less now than what you're used to? Because you had this outrageous experience? I don't know. All right. Eric?

1:02:10 Yeah.

1:02:11 Adam You're 13?

1:02:12 Caller Yeah.

1:02:12 Adam What's up there, Jane?

1:02:14 Caller I want to know the symptoms to tapeworms.

1:02:18 Drew Weight loss, B12 deficiency.

1:02:22 Adam What do you got? You think you got tapeworms?

1:02:23 Drew Proglott, it's coming out your ass.

1:02:25 Caller What's that?

1:02:26 Drew These pieces of worm.

1:02:28 Caller Oh.

1:02:28 Adam Why is it pieces of worm that come out of you?

1:02:30 Drew Just the worms? Just basically egg sacs. Break off?

1:02:34 Adam Egg sacs?

1:02:34 Drew Yeah.

1:02:36 Adam Hey, Eric.

1:02:37 Caller Yeah.

1:02:37 Adam Why do you think you have tapeworm?

1:02:40 Caller I was playing tennis tonight and my stomach really hurt.

1:02:45 Adam Yeah. Well, it probably is tapeworm.

1:02:47 Drew Yeah. Tapeworm would be the last thing on my list of probabilities. So are you still hurting now? No. Okay. The trick is-

1:02:54 Adam I don't know. When he was playing tennis.

1:02:56 Drew When you have symptoms, let a doctor take a look at it and try to figure out what's going on.

1:03:01 Caller Yeah.

1:03:01 Drew Are you taking any medication?

1:03:02 Caller Don't play tennis no more.

1:03:05 Drew No? Don't take anything, any aspirin or anti-inflammatory or anything like that?

1:03:08 Caller No.

1:03:09 Hmm.

1:03:10 Adam It could be a ringworm, I guess.

1:03:12 Drew Where was the pain?

1:03:13 Caller It was in my lower left stomach kind of.

1:03:19 Yeah.

1:03:19 Adam That's where they hide.

1:03:20 Drew How long did it last for?

1:03:24 Caller Huh?

1:03:24 Drew How long did it last for?

1:03:25 Caller Oh, like an hour.

1:03:27 Adam An hour? Yeah.

1:03:29 Drew Have you had diarrhea or anything like that since?

1:03:31 Caller No.

1:03:32 Adam No, no, no.

1:03:32 Drew Vomiting?

1:03:33 Adam No, no, tapeworms, no.

1:03:35 Drew It was left side or right side?

1:03:37 Adam Left side.

1:03:38 Drew Lower left side?

1:03:39 Caller Lower left.

1:03:41 Adam And last by an hour, and it happens when you play tennis, mainly. Unless it's in a country where they play squash, but it's kind of the same thing.

1:03:49 Drew OK, so you've got to let a doctor take a look at that.

1:03:50 Caller All right.

1:03:53 Adam He'll probably just, you know, kill it with one of those bang sticks. You know, say, that's just a stick with a shotgun shell on the end of it. You should be all right.

1:04:04 Caller All right.

1:04:05 Adam All right. You take care of yourself.

1:04:07 Caller Can I say hi to Natalie?

1:04:08 Adam No. That would be impossible.

1:04:10 Caller All right.

1:04:11 Adam All right. Now.

1:04:13 Caller All right. Oh, boy.

1:04:16 Adam Getting into religion today. Hey, Doug.

1:04:19 Caller Yeah.

1:04:20 Adam You're 16?

1:04:21 Caller Yeah.

1:04:21 Adam What's up?

1:04:22 Caller Yeah. My question is for Adam. What's the specific point in your life made you become atheist?

1:04:29 Adam Nothing. I just wasn't, you know, religion is something that's you have to sort of get indoctrinated into. It's like it's like bagpipe music or something. It's like anything that's weird, that doesn't make sense. You get like eating haggis or tripe. You know, one of these local cuisines that people really get into, but it seems like crap to you and me. You got to get it early and often in order to get a taste for it. And if you don't, then it just seems like cow's stomach. And who the hell wants that? So to me, religion seems very implausible and unbelievable. And it's sort of something that you need to get hit with early. And if you don't and you try to catch on later in life, it just doesn't make sense. So that's what happened. I was never, you know, to me, everyone is an atheist and then they become something. It's not the other way around. I didn't become an atheist.

1:05:30 Caller Yeah, that's true. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like what you said earlier about like people thinking the world was created 2000 years ago is totally off. It's like not what people think.

1:05:40 Adam No, it's like 2300 years ago.

1:05:43 Caller More than that, like tens of thousands of years ago.

1:05:46 Drew Oh, tens of thousands. How about that, Doug? Tens of thousands of years ago.

1:05:50 Caller Tens of like 2000 years ago is when Jesus lives.

1:05:52 Adam That's right.

1:05:53 Drew The world's been around 10,000 years. Shocking.

1:05:55 Adam Well, could have been 20,000.

1:05:56 Caller More than that, Dr. Drew.

1:05:57 Caller You better know that.

1:05:59 Drew Maybe 500 million years.

1:06:00 Caller Right.

1:06:01 Drew Yeah, okay, maybe that.

1:06:02 Adam All right, all right. Come on, Drew. You got a degree. Doug's 16. What the hell? Yeah, all right there, Doug. Yeah. I know. Look, I think it's all right to be spiritual and all that. I just don't like making laws based on it. And I don't like when it becomes irrational, like no morning after pill can be sold at the Walmart because the nut jobs are going to start picketing the place and they don't have any information on their side. And then it starts affecting society and me. On the other hand, if you want to say your prayer at school, that's your business. I believe in that as well. OK, where the hell are we? Andy?

1:06:44 Caller Yeah.

1:06:44 Adam You're 22?

1:06:45 Caller I am.

1:06:46 Adam What's up?

1:06:47 Caller Well, I'm an EMT and I picked up this gay bash victim. Beaten to hell and I've got a lot of gay friends and now every time I hang out with them, I start talking to them, I kind of flash back to seeing that guy.

1:07:03 Drew You're gay.

1:07:04 Adam What happened, please, Drew? What happened?

1:07:08 Caller Well, I don't know. The guy, he was coming out of some gay bar or something like that and he got beaten, like, hard. So they called 911 and we can pick them up and after I saw, you know, we took him to the hospital and everything. We did what we could. He lived. But now, you know, I have a lot of gay friends and now every time I go and hang out with my gay friends and everything, I just flash back to that like I don't know why. I just.

1:07:41 Adam Well, no, I mean, that's understandable.

1:07:44 Drew Well, no, it's because you're worrying about your friends or is it because you're having post-traumatic stress and just being around friends trigger the feelings?

1:07:52 Caller I don't know. That's why I'm calling, because I don't know.

1:07:56 Drew Do you have realistic?

1:07:58 Adam Well, I mean, you must deal with a lot of people who have been in car accidents.

1:08:03 Caller I've seen a lot of really bad stuff.

1:08:04 Adam Right, but yet you're not afraid to drive, or are you?

1:08:08 Caller No, no.

1:08:09 Adam So what we're getting at is, I know that gay bashing is very specific, but I think what Drew's getting at, I think, is maybe there's a lot of stuff that you've seen, including this gay bashing thing, but all the motorcycle accidents and car accidents and all the carnage that you've seen over the years, and maybe it's all getting channelled into this one incident. Do you know what I mean?

1:08:34 Caller Yeah.

1:08:35 Adam And this has just become a specific thing that you can sort of put a label on and release all of this energy that needs to be released, because how could you see all this on a daily basis and not have it come out in one way, shape, or form?

1:08:49 Caller Right.

1:08:50 Drew Or do you have realistic fears about your friends, and if so, are you educating them, are you making sure they're taking proper care of themselves?

1:08:57 Caller Oh yeah, yeah, they are. I know they are.

1:09:00 Drew So it's more of a post-traumatic stress reaction, right?

1:09:03 Caller I guess. I mean, I guess I just want to know what I can do about it.

1:09:07 Adam Do you have, do you guys have therapists available for you?

1:09:11 Drew You must.

1:09:11 Caller Oh yeah, yeah. I go to therapy like once a month at least.

1:09:15 Drew Alright, well maybe step it up a little bit for a while and talk to them about this particular symptom.

1:09:20 Adam So they have these people available to people in your profession. Alright, I never really thought about that. That's a good thing.

1:09:29 Drew Oh yeah.

1:09:30 Adam And I imagine you could see them once a week if you needed to, right?

1:09:33 Caller I probably could, yeah. I mean I work a lot, but.

1:09:37 Drew You ought to step it up if you can this week.

1:09:39 Adam Yeah, that's all. I don't know what else to do.

1:09:42 Drew Well there are medications for this if it really becomes, it will start to generalize in other areas if it really is a bigger syndrome.

1:09:49 Adam Yeah. Listen, being gay is funny but you should never bash gays. You know what I mean?

1:09:57 Caller Yeah.

1:09:58 Adam Yeah, you shouldn't bash them. Jesus Christ, I'm hearing Anderson scream through the double window there.

1:10:03 Caller Wow.

1:10:05 Drew Shocking.

1:10:06 Adam Alright, we got to get Anderson some medication.

1:10:08 Drew Oh, evidently.

1:10:09 Adam Take a little break. Why don't we come back and speak to Sam. He's 33. Even at his age, he does not, well, what, what, he does, oh, he does immature things to end relationships. He wants to know what he's doing at the ripe old age of 33. I don't want to talk to him. Who are we going to talk to? Eh, we'll talk to, uh, Meg, who's, uh, going in for a pelvic exam on her period. No. Give me something better. Uh, Steven doesn't seem to have a sex drive? No. Ah, we're going to talk about mushrooms and, uh, spinal tap. After this.

1:10:43 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me, so what's up?

1:10:46 Caller So I was like you, and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy.

1:10:49 Caller Why can't I meet anybody?

1:10:50 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell? So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy.

1:10:54 Caller And I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

1:10:56 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:10:58 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:11:01 Caller Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

1:11:33 Adam Hey, y'all. It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Drew. We're going to move ahead with the calls here. The cast of Not Another Teen Movie is going to be in here on Thursday. And let's talk to also Lightning Round coming up. Speak to, try to get my voice ready.

1:11:57 Drew Michael.

1:11:58 Caller Oh, yeah. Adam, Dr. Drew.

1:11:59 Adam Hey.

1:12:00 Caller I have a few short questions about Magic Mushroom.

1:12:03 Caller All right.

1:12:04 Caller One, what are the short and long-term side effects other than the initial nausea or vomiting?

1:12:11 Drew You can have some mood disturbances after you use it. You can get very depressed.

1:12:15 Caller Yeah, I know not to do it when you're in a bad mood. You can just increase it.

1:12:19 Drew Yeah, you can get psychotic and do weird things. Theoretically, there should be long-term problems with mood and panic, but I've not seen that from this trip.

1:12:30 Caller Second, the drug test, I've read that the only way to test for the drug is through a spinal tap. Is this true?

1:12:37 Drew My understanding is there's a blood test.

1:12:40 Adam For mushrooms?

1:12:41 Yeah.

1:12:42 Adam How long is that good for?

1:12:44 Drew The blood test?

1:12:45 Adam Well, you got to take the mushrooms that week or that month?

1:12:47 Drew No, no, no, like that afternoon.

1:12:49 Adam Oh. Yeah. They'll know if you're high on mushrooms without taking a blood test.

1:12:55 Caller Well, most common drug tests for works usually don't test for...

1:12:58 Drew No, that is true. It's a very specialized test.

1:13:01 Adam Yeah. Why? Have you taken these before?

1:13:03 Caller I've done them a few times, but I like to read and learn about some before I go and do it.

1:13:08 Adam It's a little bit unknown. I have not heard any... I've not had any problems with these mushrooms, and I don't know anyone who has, but people just don't seem to get into them enough.

1:13:19 Drew People don't do a lot of them, yeah. That's part of the reason we don't see a lot of trouble with it.

1:13:23 Caller And my last question is, per dry weight or whatever, what has more potency, the cap or the stem? The stem is usually longer and bigger.

1:13:33 Drew You know what? I have no idea.

1:13:34 Adam Well, if they're both, if you have a gram of each, I would imagine the punch is in the head.

1:13:41 Drew That's what I would think too, but I don't know that.

1:13:42 Adam Or the cap.

1:13:44 Caller All right. That's it then.

1:13:45 Adam All right there, buddy.

1:13:46 Caller Thanks a lot.

1:13:47 Adam Good times experimenting with drugs.

1:13:48 Caller Oh, I know it.

1:13:49 Adam All right.

1:13:49 Caller All right, bye.

1:13:50 Adam There's another one of the mushrooms. I know quite a few people who would get some beneficial effect from eating a few of the mushrooms. Steven?

1:14:02 Yeah.

1:14:02 Adam You're 23?

1:14:03 Caller Yeah. Just like they say, love you, show.

1:14:05 Adam Good times there, buddy.

1:14:07 Caller See you guys every night on the way home.

1:14:08 Adam Thanks for calling.

1:14:09 Caller Yeah. Well, apparently I have a either low or dormant sex drive. I only get aroused when my girlfriend initiates it.

1:14:17 Drew Well, that may not have anything to do with your sex drive so much as your need to be, um, the need for someone else to initiate. You don't feel that you can spontaneously be sexual with someone. You can't, you need that sense of being, uh...

1:14:33 Caller Well, the problem is she wants me to take control.

1:14:35 Drew Of course.

1:14:36 Adam Well, how long have you been with her?

1:14:37 Caller Two years.

1:14:38 Drew Why don't you do it?

1:14:40 Caller I don't have an urge to.

1:14:42 Drew Well, why don't you just do it, just play act, act it out.

1:14:46 Adam Well, Drew, what's good for the goose? Apparently, it's not good for the gander.

1:14:51 Drew No, I...

1:14:51 Adam I mean, you never tell a lady to do that.

1:14:54 Drew Not if she, if her boyfriend were asking her to do it, I might say try it and see what it feels. Well, I'd be initiating. Try initiating.

1:15:02 Adam No, no. We've come around a little on that, but not much. Not you.

1:15:07 Caller Well, I feel it might be hurting our relationship.

1:15:10 Adam Yes, it is. Women have difficulty with this.

1:15:13 Drew Yes.

1:15:14 Adam And do you think you're into her?

1:15:16 Caller Oh, I know I am.

1:15:17 Adam You're in love?

1:15:18 Yeah.

1:15:19 Adam And it left on your own. If she never came at you, how often do you think you would have sex?

1:15:26 Caller Once a month.

1:15:27 Adam And that's when you would come at her once a month?

1:15:29 I'm gay, are you?

1:15:30 Drew Do you masturbate?

1:15:31 No.

1:15:32 Adam So you just have...

1:15:35 Drew Low drive.

1:15:36 Adam I guess.

1:15:36 Drew Are you on medication?

1:15:37 Caller No.

1:15:38 Drew Do you have any medical problems?

1:15:39 Caller No.

1:15:40 Adam Drew, I know this sounds crazy to Drew, because Drew is such a passionate, passionate, passionate...

1:15:46 Drew Have somebody take your blood pressure, make sure you're alive.

1:15:48 Adam Passionate man. And it sounds crazy to guys who are really into it. But you know what it's like? It's like once in a while you run into a guy who can't stand some food that you really love and you just want to beat the crap out of him. Yeah. It's like, you don't like those blue diamonds smoked? Yeah, this is what Jimmy does to me. No, I don't like the smoked almonds. Why? I don't know. I don't like them. What's wrong with you? I don't know. I don't care for them. Well, what? I need an answer, buddy.

1:16:16 Caller I was just wondering if there was something that I could do to possibly increase it.

1:16:19 Adam Do you like those almonds?

1:16:20 Drew You might get checked out. There can be some subtle problems like prolactin secreting tumors and thyroid problems that can affect sex drive. And something worth having checked out physically. It was a book out now. What's it called?

1:16:33 Adam What's wrong with your junk?

1:16:34 Drew It's about a guy with a prolactin secreting tumor who finally got it taken out. And what happened to his sex drive when the tumor came out? Really can turn on. But it could just be him.

1:16:43 Adam You know the other thing that's insane with me? The only thing worse than a guy who ain't particularly into your food that you really enjoy is when there's another guy standing in the room who's not into it either. I have this conversation about every six months with my two partners, Jimmy and Daniel. It goes like this, Jimmy, you don't like macadamia nuts? No. Why? I don't like them. What's that to like? They're all salty and greasy. It's like meat that grows. I don't like them. Oh, man. Daniel, come here. What? Jimmy doesn't like macadamia nuts. Yeah, I know. I don't like them either.

1:17:25 Drew What?

1:17:26 Adam Now I'm outraged at two guys and I look like an idiot. Drew, you're with me though.

1:17:31 Drew I'm with you. It's like saying, don't you remember when such and such happened? That people look at what you're talking about.

1:17:37 Adam Don't like smoked almonds. What kind of wretched, wretched human does not like smoked almonds? I'm getting all fired up, Drew.

1:17:47 Drew Here we go. Keep going. Keep moving.

1:17:50 Adam Everett?

1:17:51 Caller Yeah.

1:17:51 Adam You're 26?

1:17:52 Caller Yeah.

1:17:53 Adam What's up?

1:17:55 Caller My question ties into your whole talk about spirituality. And I wanted to ask Drew about this book I heard coming out. And they interviewed people who are patients who are clinically dead and come back to life.

1:18:10 Drew Well, they're not clinically dead. Clinically dead, you don't come back to life.

1:18:14 Caller Well, I'm sorry. They're...

1:18:15 Drew Yeah. They go through. Yeah. They have no pulse, no blood pressure. They're effectively dead.

1:18:21 Adam My grandfather's clinically dead.

1:18:23 Drew And what's the question about it?

1:18:25 Caller I just wanted to know what your opinion was on this whole thing, if there is life after death, or what you think about these people who come up with these stories about seeing things.

1:18:35 Drew Yeah, there clearly is a common experience that humans have when they go through a period of no blood pressure, basically. And by the way, it's the same one that people get when they try to asphyxiate to each other when they're having sex. They get the euphoria. They see bright lights. And when you cut the oxygen supply off your brain, you get, you see white light. You do. That's what happens. And whether or not you're also going into some altered state or connecting some other parallel experience, whatever, I don't know. Because the problem is that people that actually died don't come back.

1:19:08 Adam Oh, you're saying the people that are actually dead aren't coming back?

1:19:11 Drew Just the people with no blood pressure, no oxygen to the brain, which may be just a function of having no oxygen to the brain.

1:19:17 Adam So you're saying like Lincoln's not coming back?

1:19:20 Drew Not going back. It would be good if he could and tell us about what it's like over there.

1:19:24 Adam Yeah, I see. Yeah, I mean there's many things your body does and since we're all sort of biological creatures that seem to match up. I mean we got the heart and the lungs and the same central nervous system and all that kind of stuff. I would imagine the same thing happens in everybody when stuff starts to shut down. And seeing that light and all that is part of it. The other part I figure that light is the paramedic shining that little mini, little mag light in your eyes.

1:19:54 Drew What is interesting that people though do describe some intense emotional reaction like they were in the presence of something they can't explain or even talk about overwhelms them.

1:20:04 Adam Well they seem to like it.

1:20:06 Drew But they like it in a weird way. It's like they can't touch it again. They can't go near it.

1:20:09 Adam Well you know the thing that's funny too is they go, there was a profound sense of calm that came over me. It's like, hey buddy, your heart wasn't beaten. I'd be calm too if there was no pulse. Think about when you're hyped up your heart's beating like a rabbit, right? Well when your heart ain't beating, well hold on a second Drew. You know people have that real low pulse. They're very calm people.

1:20:34 Drew But when you have no blood pressure you're pumping out epinephrine like crazy. That's what your body does.

1:20:39 Adam I'm saying if my heart wasn't, my heart is beating and I'm barely moving.

1:20:44 Drew That's you.

1:20:44 Adam Imagine me with my heart not beating.

1:20:46 Drew Oh my God. Well you won't come back.

1:20:48 Adam Couldn't we do anything? Then it's the same thing.

1:20:50 Drew You'll see a green light. Keep going. Keep going.

1:20:52 Caller All aboard.

1:20:54 Adam Held train. Get on board.

1:20:57 Caller Corolla get up. Corolla let's go.

1:21:00 Adam Always a seat next to you. That's right. I'll go right to the dining car and they'll have nothing but that horrible fiesta mix. They serve on a...

1:21:09 Drew And smoked almonds.

1:21:10 Adam No. No. They're not going to have smoked almonds on it.

1:21:13 Drew You like that.

1:21:13 Adam I'm going on the Held train.

1:21:15 Drew I thought you like... You hated the smoked almonds. Jimmy hates the smoked almonds. Got it.

1:21:18 Caller Got it.

1:21:20 Drew I thought you were telling me you liked macadamia nuts and not the almonds.

1:21:23 Adam Are you high? You don't know I like this smoked almond?

1:21:27 Drew I was just listening to what you had said a few minutes ago and I thought I heard you say that. But I know I thought you liked regular almonds at least. I thought maybe something about the smoked almonds.

1:21:34 Adam But Drew, what are you talking about?

1:21:37 Drew I know you like almonds.

1:21:39 Adam Holy Christ. You've seen me demolish whole buckets of this stuff. Blue diamonds, smoked almonds.

1:21:46 Drew I've never seen the smoked almonds go down.

1:21:47 Adam Oh, please. You got no brain.

1:21:51 Drew You did say that though.

1:21:52 Adam I did say what? You did say that you're playing yourself as Jimmy.

1:21:56 Drew Someone who didn't like smoked almonds.

1:21:58 Adam You were saying Jimmy was playing the role of Jimmy.

1:22:02 Caller You made it very confusing for everyone.

1:22:06 Adam But replay it.

1:22:07 Caller Replay it, please.

1:22:09 Drew Not later.

1:22:09 Caller All right.

1:22:10 Adam We'll be back.

1:22:11 Caller All right, guys.

1:22:12 Drew Here's the deal.

1:22:13 Caller Looking to hook up?

1:22:14 Drew Call the Dateline.

1:22:14 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person?

1:22:16 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:22:17 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:22:19 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:22:20 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

1:22:26 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:24:09 Adam We're going to go straight up 14 minutes away from the top of the hour. They're witching out. I'm Ace Rockolla. We're going to hop back in the phones and take some calls. First, let's look at the weather. Norwalk coming in at 49, Lancaster 43. Cypress at Chili 41, Grab a sweater. Pasadena, Drew's Old Town over there. 37 degrees, Chatworth 39, Lake Elstor 43. Newbury Park 41, Simi Valley checking in at 36. Hawaiian Gardens 46 degrees, New Hall Song at 38, Rancho Park over there at 31 degrees. Let's check traffic.

1:24:41 Drew Traffic on the 60s.

1:24:42 Adam Oh, slow and go. Slow and go on the 405 over there, Drew. Some idiot there dropped a pallet out. They're moving it over to the shoulder. Look out for brake lights on 118. Yeah, that's slow and go over there too. And, of course, the 101, we got a mattress in the number 3 lane, Drew. How many times has it happened? Also, 101, look out, a moped got tangled up with an 18 wheeler. All right, let's get back to the phone. Let's check the time real fast. 1146. No, 1147, straight up 13 minutes away from the top of the hour. I'm Ace Rockolla.

1:25:16 Caller It was a good old fun, Dr. Drew.

1:25:18 Adam Hot back and the foes. And we'll do what we call the call of the show. What do you think, Phil? Thanks for going to the show. 50,000 Watt Flamethrower coming right at you live. Hot dog. What do you got there? Philly, 20 years old. Let me check time real fast. 1147 in 25 seconds. 12 minutes and 35 seconds away from the top of the hour, straight up. I'm Ace Rockolla. What can I do you for?

1:25:46 Caller Well, my question is, me and my fiance, we're trying to get a friend of ours to join in a gleeful with us and I want to know the correct way, not a correct way, but I want an opinion on a way to ask her to join us.

1:26:01 Caller Get two chicks in the same bed.

1:26:03 Adam Do them. Yeah, that's right. I'd like to go to a ball of fun over there.

1:26:06 Drew Be here Thursday.

1:26:07 Adam More of a little piece. Newberry Park checking in at 41 degrees. Phil? Phil trying to give himself a little dwee-s. Right there, buddy. Drusky, what do you say with that passion, passion, passion, passion, passion, passion, passion, man? Hot, hot, hot.

1:26:22 Drew Phil, your relationship won't survive this. If you care about your fiancee, my god, this is your fiancee.

1:26:27 Adam Right.

1:26:28 Drew Don't do this.

1:26:29 Adam Drew, I hate to cut you off. Got to check the time real fast here. It's 11 48 in 20 seconds. That's 11 minutes and 40 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up the line and round. New York, smack dab in the middle of the slowest 14 minutes of the radio.

1:26:44 Drew Phil mentioned that it was he and his girlfriend's idea, but I bet it was just Phil's idea pounded on her.

1:26:49 Adam Norwalk checking in 49 line catcher, 43 Cypress, 41 Pasadena coming in at 37. Traffic still a sick alert on the 405, slow and go, look out for brake lights on the 118 mattress in the number three lane of the 101 and Mopet tangled up. But the 118.

1:27:04 Drew I heard the schedule to pull up the cones at 20 of.

1:27:07 Adam Yeah, they're going to pull those cones on. Slow and go, like I said, so use caution. And look out for brake lights. See, those are the lights in the back of a car when the guy puts his brake on. They flight, you know, now normally at night, Drew, they're lit up, but when you see them and they get even brighter, like it's almost like they wink at you, you got to put your brakes on too. You look out for that. Or you'll plow right in the back. Look out for brake lights. Look out for brake lights. Look out for brake lights. 1149 in 20 seconds. That is 10 minutes and 40 seconds away from the top of the hour. Straight up, let's hot back the phone, see if we can help you.

1:27:39 Caller Hot, hot, hot.

1:27:40 Adam What's going on there? 33 years old there, Sammy. What can I do you for?

1:27:45 Caller Thanks for taking the call, man.

1:27:46 Adam Tickled pink.

1:27:47 Caller Sounds like you want to get out of there already.

1:27:49 Adam That was bad.

1:27:50 Caller All right, this is the deal.

1:27:51 Caller 33. I'm not butt ugly or anything.

1:27:56 Drew What happens?

1:27:58 Adam Well, a whole line of injury. He used some profanity. He used that S word. I thought I heard the same as the S word on the edge here. I said, yeah. Yeah, I was on time. I was on time with that song. I heard him use the S word. I was like, hey, I'm going to put him out of the hole. And that's all right. That's all right that we put Sam on hole because we got to check the time. Got to check the time. Got to check the time one more time. Check the time one more time. Norwalk coming in to 49, Sloan going to 405. It's 1150 and 15 seconds. That is nine minutes and 45 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up. Did Sammy use profanity? Sammy, I'll give you another shot. You got another life. You're like a cat with nine lives. Hey, Sammy. 37 years young.

1:28:49 Drew How do those relationships happen? Do you end them or is it my own relationship? The question is, is it the type of person you choose to hook up with that they're not into a relationship or that you sabotage it?

1:28:59 Adam Sloan going to 110.

1:29:01 Caller I'm attracted to the really good looking, bitchy women. And the decent girls that are smart and intelligent like me back, I somehow try to find a reason not to get into a new relationship with them.

1:29:14 Adam I gotta tell you, I'm sabotaging the same thing. I can remember back when I was, like I said, thirty-seven years young. No, but I remember. I gave myself the ability, and then I found myself an ISIS girl.

1:29:27 Caller Oh no!

1:29:28 Adam I had to go out for a visit with the bitch. And I'm sabotaging the same thing. Lamp cans are coming in at 43, and it was every time. Guaranteed, never fail. 1152, eight minutes away from the top of the arch. So I know what you're saying, brother. All right, let's hop back to the phone, speak to the cold. Get all yeasty on the peckeroo.

1:29:56 Caller Yeah, I tell you.

1:29:58 Adam I also have a lot of cream. Lesbian clinic. Humiliation. No money for real.

1:30:06 Drew Nicole, 29. Hi, Nicole.

1:30:08 Caller What's up? I just had a fancy for about six months.

1:30:14 Drew For what?

1:30:15 Adam Breast cancer. That's not funny.

1:30:21 Drew How did they get picked up? How did they get picked up?

1:30:24 Caller How did they get picked up? Yeah. I found a lump when I was a doctor. How did they get found and all that?

1:30:30 Drew Wow, is that rare?

1:30:31 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:30:33 Drew What's the question?

1:30:34 Caller So I had chemotherapy for six months.

1:30:37 Adam Hold on, Nicole. I got check traffic just real fast. 101 mattress in the number three line, something I didn't tie down. Wasn't flagged probably. 110 moped got tangled up in the 18-way. 405 look out for brake lights and slow and go in the 118. Yeah. I'm sorry.

1:30:51 Drew Was that a jackknife big rig?

1:30:52 Adam Jackknife big rig.

1:30:54 Caller Yeah.

1:30:54 Adam Or could have been a bobcat. Go ahead and do an evidence.

1:30:57 Drew And Nicole, so you had CMF?

1:30:59 Adam Evidence?

1:31:00 Caller No, actually I had AC and Taxol.

1:31:04 Drew Okay.

1:31:05 Caller And chemotherapy can make you infertile, but the younger you are, the less likely it is to happen.

1:31:11 Drew Are you still menstruating normally?

1:31:13 Caller No, I'm not. Which can also start your menstrual cycle. So is there any kind of test you can take?

1:31:23 Adam Well, I don't know.

1:31:26 Drew I suppose I don't know off hand whether there's a great test for this, but I would imagine that if you're producing normal amounts of estrogen and if you cycle at all on the tamoxifen, that would be a great sign that something is happening. There are more sophisticated tests you can do, ultrasound and what not, that can follow whether or not eggs are being follicle forming. There's no really good blood test or some simple thing you could do that would really tell you. I suppose an ultrasound might get some information.

1:32:41 Adam Questions, David?

1:32:42 Drew I don't know about insurance covering sperm banking. I've not heard of that. Ace, I want to have an interest with a crew on the sperm deposit.

1:32:59 Adam I'd like to make an deposit. 37 years young.

1:33:04 Caller I'm saying.

1:33:07 Caller I'm saying.

1:33:08 Drew I'm saying. I'm saying.

1:33:12 Caller I'm saying. I'm saying.

1:33:13 Drew I'm saying.

1:33:14 Caller I'm saying.

1:33:15 Caller I'm saying.

1:33:19 Caller I'm saying.

1:34:05 Caller You heard me. All right.

1:34:07 Adam Well, there you go. Another fabulous Loveline show in the can. We will take a little extended 22-hour break. But don't worry, we'll be back tomorrow night with more fantabulous programs. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

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