Episode 1000754886829

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12 Guest Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:13 Drew I'm Dr. Drew.

1:14 Guest Hey, y'all.

1:15 Guest Hey, Adam, how you doing?

1:17 Adam Hey, Drew, I can barely hear you.

1:19 Guest Oh, that's good.

1:20 Adam Oh, that's better.

1:21 Guest Well, actually, if I could just barely hear you, it would be perfect, wouldn't it?

1:25 Adam Wouldn't life be grand?

1:26 Guest So, tonight.

1:28 Adam I'm over here in Las Vegas. Drew's back in LA. We have the cast from Not Another Teen Movie, but I don't know who all is there from the cast.

1:36 Guest Got it all here. We got Chyler Leigh, who plays Jenny Briggs. Chyler.

1:39 Adam Hello.

1:40 Guest We have Chris Evans, who's Jake Weiler. And we've got our buddy Ron Lester. Reggie Ray.

1:46 Guest What's up, baby?

1:47 Guest I swear to God, Adam, you would not recognize Ron.

1:49 Guest Actually, I'm going to be in Vegas as of tonight. I'm driving to Vegas when I leave the show tonight.

1:55 Guest You better wear your name tag on your chest, so people will not recognize you.

1:58 Guest Adam, I'm at the Hard Rock, man. You gotta see me, man.

2:01 Adam I'll be down on the strip next to the Jumbo Hot Dogs and the Nickel Heineken.

2:07 Guest You'll be watching the Big Water Show, right?

2:09 Adam Yeah. No, I was watching MTV before I left the hotel this evening to come to the show. And I saw the cast of Not Another Teen Movie there. And when I saw Ron, I just saw him and said, I know that dude. But from where? Like I thought, maybe I went to high school with that dude.

2:29 Guest You mean Ron as he is now in his current body?

2:31 Adam Yes. Yes. Ron, how much weight have you dropped?

2:36 Guest 268 pounds.

2:38 Guest Yeah, that's good.

2:39 Guest So...

2:40 Adam Jesus Christ.

2:41 Guest Remember the good old days? Remember when we first started coming on your show, man? Remember driving you home?

2:47 Guest Yeah.

2:48 Adam Best hand job I ever got. No, Ron...

2:54 Guest I am that good.

2:55 Adam Ron was great because Ron drove like an...

3:00 Guest Expedition.

3:00 Adam Expedition or a Hummer or something, and he was still packing his ass into a 5,000 pound automobile.

3:08 Guest It's true. I couldn't buckle the seatbelt, remember?

3:11 Adam Yeah, but you didn't need to. Where were you going? You weren't going to make it through the windshield.

3:19 Guest Drew was like... I mean, Adam was like hanging on to me. Like, we go to stop. He's like, Whoa! Hanging on to me like I'm the airbag, you know?

3:28 Guest I remember by this point in the show, he'd be breathing heavy and sweating, his face get all red.

3:33 Guest Well, that's just because Em made me all, you know, moist.

3:35 Guest It doesn't bother him.

3:36 Guest Right.

3:37 Guest Something hasn't changed about him.

3:38 Guest Hey, by the way, Em, you know who's with me right now? Who? Bethany.

3:44 Adam Oh, your woman?

3:46 Guest My baby, dude.

3:47 Guest He wouldn't let her out of his sight. She's sitting here in the studio with us.

3:51 Adam He is so in love.

3:53 Guest She's anxious to talk to you, man.

3:55 Adam It is sickening how in love he is. And Drew, remember when they left last time you said you'd give it ten minutes? And I said, no. No, they're in love.

4:05 Guest That's why Adam is my true friend.

4:07 Guest You're a real buddy.

4:08 Guest I'll pay you later, man.

4:10 Adam All right, let's plug this movie and take some calls.

4:13 Guest Yeah, it looks real funny. So you play... I play... Janie Briggs.

4:18 Adam Yes, he's Janie.

4:19 Guest Oh, Janie. Well, you're Janie. You're Jake. Jake Wyler.

4:22 Guest Jake Wyler, whatever.

4:23 Guest Who is... Where's the promotional stuff here? Sort of like... He's the popular jock.

4:28 Guest Right, right, right.

4:29 Guest And Janie is... Chyler is the pretty ugly girl.

4:33 Guest Works out nicely, huh?

4:34 Guest And I'm the stupid fat guy.

4:36 Guest I'm not fat anymore.

4:37 You're not fat.

4:39 Guest So why should we go see this film?

4:41 Guest Because we bring back T&A and toy humor in a big way, and the movie's wrong, and I've never been more proud of being part of it, and I just... Dude.

4:48 Guest It's another Varsity Blues.

4:51 Guest Yeah.

4:52 Guest Classic.

4:53 Hell, yeah.

4:54 Guest That's all I gotta say. And Kyler's hot in it, and our buddy Jamie Presley's in it.

5:00 Guest Oh, yeah.

5:01 Guest Yeah, Jamie. Dude, we love Jamie. And by the way, folks who don't know this, you gotta go see the movie, Chris has a banana in the telepipe. I won't say anything else, but...

5:11 Guest And what a banana it was.

5:14 Guest It wiggled.

5:16 Adam And all out this Friday?

5:19 Guest Tomorrow.

5:19 Guest Tomorrow, baby.

5:20 Adam Tomorrow. Tomorrow's right. It's Thursday.

5:22 Guest As opposed to Friday.

5:23 Adam I forgot about that.

5:24 Guest All right. Tomorrow. Are there any quads in this thing?

5:28 Guest Yes.

5:29 Guest Great guy.

5:30 Guest Very, very nice guy.

5:31 Guest Hysterical guy. Hysterical.

5:33 Adam Where did you shoot the movie?

5:35 Guest Oh, everywhere. We were in Monrovia. We were in Long Beach. We did CBS Radford. We did a part in... We were everywhere.

5:45 Guest We actually had a studio, a whole section of the studio built at the CBS Radford.

5:50 Guest Yes, we did. Oh, yeah.

5:53 Guest Yeah.

5:54 Dude, where were you?

5:55 Guest We did what?

5:58 Guest Did you, is your mic working?

6:00 Guest Yeah, it is.

6:00 Guest Okay, there we go.

6:01 Guest Chris is just really quiet.

6:04 Adam You ready to rock and roll with some calls?

6:06 Guest All right, let's go do it. Where are you guys from, Bridget?

6:08 Guest Where are you from?

6:09 Guest Miami.

6:09 Guest Boston.

6:10 Guest Boston.

6:11 Guest Atlanta. Beantown.

6:13 Guest Right, in Boston.

6:13 Guest Well, see, it sounds much tougher to say Boston.

6:15 Guest Brooklyn or something.

6:16 Guest A suburb.

6:17 Guest Which one?

6:17 Guest Not even cool enough to say Brooklyn. Sudbury.

6:19 Guest Sudbury. Yeah. Ron, where are you from?

6:21 Guest I'm from Atlanta. I did a movie called Mass Holes once in a...

6:24 Guest Mass Holes? Yeah, Milo.

6:26 Guest It was Milo, yeah. You gotta talk to Milo, too. Milo is another actor. What's up, Milo? I got kicked out. I got kicked out this film.

6:34 Guest Hey, Adam. What? There's a new word for you there. You got that?

6:37 Adam Mass Hole?

6:38 Guest Mass Hole.

6:39 Adam Mass Hole. I like that.

6:40 Guest It's a good one. All right, Jenna's 22. Jenna.

6:43 Guest Hi.

6:43 Guest Hey, what's up?

6:45 Guest I had a baby eight weeks ago, and I had the loquia for three weeks, and at my four-week checkup, it was fine, and they gave me a depot shot.

6:55 Guest It's meaning stuff's still coming out of her, basically. Loquia?

6:58 Guest Oh, yeah, loquia.

6:59 Guest It's not a phone?

7:00 Guest No, no, it's Nokia.

7:03 Guest No.

7:04 Adam What's coming out, Drew?

7:06 Guest Fluid. It's just leftover.

7:09 Guest It's nasty. It's the worst. You don't have a period for nine months, but then you just bleed for like three weeks.

7:15 Guest Yeah.

7:15 Guest So make up for it.

7:16 Guest It's just the uterine lining healing.

7:18 Guest Yeah, whatever.

7:19 Guest It sucks. And so three weeks of that, and then?

7:21 Guest Yeah, and then I had a depot shot at four weeks.

7:23 Guest Yeah.

7:24 Guest And first of all, I don't know much about depot and what the side effects are, but also, but then-

7:32 Guest Well, the typical side effect is bleeding, bleeding for like three months. So the loci is going to turn into blood.

7:38 Guest Are you serious? Yeah, because two weeks later, I started, or I started, what I just figured was my first period.

7:45 Guest Hang on one second. Adam, is that you breathing?

7:48 Guest He's eating a hot dog.

7:49 Guest Or is she, she got a pet pig?

7:52 Adam No, I hear something too, but it could be me breathing. I do have a cold.

7:57 Guest All right. So Janice, you're going to be bleeding for a while. And then what happens after about three months is you lose your period altogether.

8:02 Guest Really?

8:02 Guest From then on, yeah. You stop bleeding. So you...

8:04 Guest No matter how many more depot shots I get?

8:06 Guest So long as you're on the, it tends to... Yeah, well, sometimes it comes back after a few cycles, but usually you don't have periods. I mean, the other thing is, it's a great contraceptive. I have few concerns with it because women get it without the exact situation you're in where people don't discuss with you what the side effects are.

8:22 Guest No, I had no idea. I just thought my period was lasting 16 months.

8:25 Guest Yeah.

8:25 Guest And the other thing that will happen is you can get a little depressed, so it can affect your mood and it can also affect your sex drive. Some women in the sex drive are shut down by Depo-Provera, so just kind of watch out for those things.

8:35 Guest By the way, congratulations on having a baby.

8:37 Guest Thank you.

8:38 Adam All right. Is the loquat dried up now?

8:41 Guest It's turned to blood, Adam.

8:43 Adam Good times. Yeah.

8:44 Guest I don't know why you need birth control. You're bleeding for three months.

8:47 Guest I'm so glad I'm a guy.

8:51 Guest Shoot. Every once in a while we spray paint the toilet. That's about it.

8:57 Guest Well, you should be. Yeah. It's good times to have a baby, but the process sucks.

9:01 Guest All right, Jim. Take care. Bye-bye. Good luck.

9:04 Drew Thanks.

9:04 Guest All right. Here is Mike, who's 22. Mike?

9:07 Drew Hey, what's going on?

9:08 Guest What's up, Mike? Mike's from Atlanta. Ron?

9:10 Drew Atlanta. Atlanta, baby.

9:12 Guest Whereabouts?

9:13 Guest Downtown Atlanta.

9:14 Guest Okay.

9:15 Drew Nice.

9:15 Guest I'm from Kansas Hall.

9:16 Drew Really?

9:17 Guest Yeah.

9:17 Drew Cool, man. Cool.

9:18 Guest Rock on, brother.

9:19 Guest I was over there a couple weeks ago. I went to the Carter Center. What a great thing. Dude.

9:23 Guest Yeah.

9:23 Guest That's a pretty good place, man.

9:24 Guest You know what? And he's a great guy, too. Jimmy Carter.

9:26 Guest I met her, who was just impressive.

9:28 Guest Miss Carter? We were with me and Bethany. We actually spent Easter with the Carters.

9:33 Guest Is she amazing?

9:34 Adam Yeah.

9:35 Guest They're very special people.

9:36 Guest All right, Mike.

9:36 Adam Hold on. You spent what with the Carters?

9:40 Guest Me and Bethany went home for Easter. Hey, that's the first time she ever met my mom. I took her home, and we ended up going to... We went down to Plains, Georgia, and went to church, believe it or not, and spent Easter with Jimmy Carter.

9:56 Guest Adam doesn't doubt that's the sequence. He wants to know how the F that happened.

10:01 Adam What are we doing, building houses with him?

10:03 Guest No. One of my best friends is Jill Stuckey. She married into the Stuckey family, those big hand-logged things that you buy on the road.

10:12 Guest Oh, yeah.

10:13 Guest Yeah, dude. And they're like big Democrats. You know I do a lot of stuff with charity and things like that. So when we got invited, it was kind of like we have to go. It's the former president of the United States.

10:27 Guest That's cool.

10:28 Guest You don't know how much longer he's going to be around, so go for Easter.

10:32 Adam It's nice that you cursed him that way, Ron.

10:35 Guest What a blow spot up.

10:37 Adam He's got ten minutes. Let's shake his hand before it falls off.

10:42 Guest All right, Mike, what are you calling about?

10:43 Drew All right, I got a real quick question for you, man. Tell me if I'm a weirdo or whatever, man. Look, every time I get online, you know, I just tend to go to porn, man, you know. It's just like there and it's like millions and millions of pages of porn, man.

10:55 Guest I know the free ones.

10:56 Drew Oh, really? Me too. It's crazy. It's so crazy, man. It's just, you know, I just, I catch myself there all the time, you know. I own a business. I run it on my home. And half the time, you know, I get on it and it's like go to porn, you know.

11:10 Guest Do you have a girlfriend or a wife or anything?

11:12 Drew Well, I have a girlfriend, but we just recently broke up. All right.

11:15 Guest Well, you know, there is actually a whole sort of discipline developing to help people deal with the compulsions around internet porn. I heard a guy talk the other day who was saying that for people that are sort of sexually compulsive, internet porn is like crack. It's like the crack cocaine. It's the super fuel.

11:32 Drew Oh, Lord.

11:32 Guest And it can be, you have to kind of get away from it. You have to be abstinent from it because it has momentum.

11:38 Adam Well, can't you just beat off and then get back to work?

11:42 Guest I completely agree.

11:44 Guest I'm with them. I'm with Adam.

11:46 Drew It's like, please hold while you know I'll beat off, all right?

11:48 Guest Well, just get DSL and you go faster.

11:50 Drew So, I've got the DSL, man. I've got to fast everything, man.

11:53 Adam Drew, does your hand actually move faster with DSL? Because I'll look into this now.

11:58 Drew Sometimes it makes me wonder, man.

12:00 Adam Well, look, Mike, what are you good for a day? I mean, how many times can you beat off a day?

12:05 Drew You know, I kind of limit myself, man.

12:08 Guest You do limit yourself. That's a sign of making progress.

12:14 Guest Let's look at whether or not you have something that really needs to be treated. Were you sexually abused when you were growing up?

12:19 Drew No. I had a really good life coming on.

12:22 Guest That's fine. Do you have any other addictions?

12:24 Drew No. I don't do drugs. I mean, I may drink occasional beer or something.

12:27 Guest Is there any alcoholism in your family?

12:29 Drew No. I don't know what it is, man. It's...

12:35 Guest Listen, we understand what it is. It's arousing. It's very stimulating. It's a hard thing to stop.

12:40 Adam But hold on a second. Here's what I can't figure out. Do you look at porn for hours on end and not beat off?

12:46 Drew No. Oh, come on now.

12:48 Adam Well, that's my point. I mean, just beat off early in the morning, then get to work, and then you do the noon beat off, and then you go back to work, but you do it early.

12:56 Drew Okay.

12:56 Adam You get it over with.

12:58 Drew All right. I didn't know if there was, you know, if there's a symptom or anything, you know, I may have or anything like that. I mean, I wouldn't abuse a child.

13:07 Guest No, no, I understand that. We didn't know that to begin with, but now we know that. And so you just have sort of a compulsivity with this, and it's like any other addictive, arousing experience. It has momentum.

13:17 Drew So is it normal?

13:19 Guest It's normal, but it can be a problem, obviously, and it's a problem to you. It's, you're highly less productive, as you're taking away from some of your activities, and it's something that you should make an effort to stop. And what I'm telling you is, you can't expect it to stop unless you get abstinent, unless you restrict some of the contact with this, because it has momentum.

13:41 Adam Let's face it, you can't work at home, because you're walking around in your sweatpants with a boner all day, hooked up to the internet. I mean, of course, you're gonna just beat yourself to death. They're just gonna find you there in a puddle of your own juice. You gotta take that computer and put it on the roof or out in the yard or something where the neighbors can see ya.

14:03 Drew Well, listen, you'll keep up the good work, you know?

14:06 Guest He's not gonna do it.

14:07 Adam Just beat off and get to work.

14:09 Guest That just sounds like a good guy. I mean, come on, what guy doesn't enjoy internet porn?

14:14 Guest Internet porn's great. I mean, I got no problem with it. The thing is, is like, I mean, not that this is a personal thing, but, you know, I have a guy, I have friends who are guys who actually said, you know...

14:24 Guest Friends, got that up, friends.

14:26 Guest They have, you know, they said, like, you know, they prefer the internet because they can actually sit back and say, you know, I've never actually had great sex.

14:35 Guest They prefer internet to what, to the real thing?

14:38 Guest Hey, I guess so.

14:39 Guest These guys are sad, dude.

14:41 Dude, you beat off?

14:42 Guest Well, who, me?

14:44 Guest If the, if the, I'm a man, yes, if crack cocaine is the model, then really any human can get some momentum going with it. And so, you know, you have to restrict it. David 21. Yeah. And I wonder what it does to young kids, whether or not it wires them in a way that makes them so highly aroused by certain kinds of a stimulation that they need that.

15:03 Guest Well, I remember growing up, like, I remember my mom busting me out of my first porn mag. My mom was like, you know, those women aren't real, you know, they're not really like that in real life.

15:12 Guest You were nine, eight?

15:14 Guest I was like five.

15:15 Guest Wow. How did the conversation start with your mom? Oh, Ron, those porn mags you're looking at.

15:22 Adam First Santa, now this?

15:25 Guest That's what I want for Christmas.

15:29 Guest All right, we got David who's 21 on the line.

15:31 Drew Yeah, my question is, I got injured a couple years back, so I'm like paralyzed from the waist down now.

15:38 Guest What happened?

15:40 Drew A gunshot wound. And like now, ever since then, whenever I have sex, I can't, it won't stay hard for as long as it used to.

15:52 Guest Do you ejaculate?

15:54 Drew No, I don't. I feel it, but it doesn't come out.

15:58 Guest You feel like you're having an orgasm, but no semen comes out?

16:01 Drew Yeah.

16:01 Guest And is the reason you go limp because you have an orgasm more easily?

16:05 Drew No, it happens before that sometimes.

16:08 Guest Have you talked to a neurologist, or do you have an orthopedist who's taking care of you?

16:12 Drew I've talked to doctors, I've told my neurologist about it once.

16:18 Guest And what did they say?

16:20 Drew He wasn't really too clear about what was going on.

16:25 Guest I would expect that's the kind of thing you have to bring up a few times before anyone would dig in to treat because you've got a lot of the stuff that I'm sure they're paying attention to. And that's not often high on a doctor's list of priorities. And you've got to make it one if it's a significant issue for you. Did you ever try it?

16:39 Adam This orgasm without the mess is something I could get on board with.

16:43 Guest Right, especially if you couldn't feel bored.

16:45 Drew I know what you're saying.

16:47 Adam You're saying, you know, smokeless cigarettes.

16:49 Guest Well, of course you know what he's saying.

16:51 Guest Adam's been working on this for years.

16:54 Adam Yeah, I got a question, Drew.

16:58 Guest Because I don't understand a lot about, like, obviously being paralyzed and things like that. But I didn't think, like, if you're paralyzed from the waist down, how can you have anything you had feeling from the waist down?

17:10 Drew It's an incomplete injury, which means all the nerves were not severed.

17:16 Guest But even so, a lot of this is what's called the autonomic nervous system. So it's sympathetic and parasympathetic input. And the experience of pleasure and what not is way up in here and can tend to occur even when there's a disconnect from down below.

17:31 Guest Isn't that true when someone loses a limb or something, they still have feelings as if they have, like, different phenomena, but yes, there is definitely that also.

17:40 Guest But again, this is, you know, David is living proof that for a male, all you need is a spinal reflex to have an erection and an orgasm. Men do not need to use their central nervous system above the neck. In order to function sexually.

17:53 Guest Isn't that really true for women?

17:54 Drew I never did.

17:55 Guest No?

17:57 Adam But Drew, they have all kinds of injections.

17:59 Guest Well, that's what I was going to say. Have they tried Viagra with you, David?

18:04 Drew I've tried that and that's the thing.

18:07 Guest Didn't work.

18:07 Drew When I take it, it will not go down. It stays up for hours.

18:12 Guest Does it hurt?

18:13 Drew Which I have no problem with that.

18:15 Guest Does it hurt?

18:16 Drew Not really.

18:16 Guest Why don't you take a lower dose? How much should you take?

18:19 Drew I've got the little thing right here.

18:24 Guest The little thing?

18:25 Guest The dose, the pill.

18:28 Adam You have sex with your girlfriend, David?

18:30 Guest Yeah, I do.

18:32 Adam How do you do this? Does it work okay? Does she get on top or something?

18:37 Drew She gets on top. I can do some things.

18:41 Adam Oh, really?

18:41 Drew Yeah.

18:42 Guest You know what? God bless you, man. Because I got to tell you, I mean, because you know there's a lot of people in your situation who can't do that, and I got to tell you, you know, God bless you, because...

18:51 Guest A lot can, though.

18:52 Guest A lot can.

18:53 Guest Really? Yeah. A lot can.

18:54 Adam Plus, he must be great at oral sex at this point.

18:57 Guest You kind of got to.

18:58 Guest I mean, he got no other choice, really.

19:04 Guest But yeah, it's the 50 milligrams.

19:05 Adam What dose is that, Tiger?

19:06 Guest What's the dose?

19:07 Drew 50 milligrams.

19:08 Guest That's a pretty intermediate dose. 100 is max, 25 is a reasonable dose, so cut it in half.

19:13 Drew Yeah, I tried cutting it in half once. And I tried cutting it in half once, and that didn't work.

19:21 Guest Didn't work enough.

19:23 Drew I'm not sure if that's because I had been drinking that night, just got back from the club and everything.

19:28 Guest Right, well, that certainly wouldn't help. And Adam brought up also that there are injections like papavrine and other kinds of things. There's some prostaglandin of chemicals they can send in there that sustain the erection also. So a lot can be done.

19:43 Guest Don't they make things like, now they say you can't get an erection at all. I mean, don't they make like these little implants where you can like pump it up?

19:48 Guest Yeah, the implants also, yeah. I mean, I...

19:51 Adam Yeah, Larry Flynn has one of those.

19:53 Guest Larry Flynn has an implant. He came and told us all about it. But I've actually had a few patients with it, and it's a self-contained bladder with the... Either you pump it at the tip and it becomes more firm, or the actual reservoir with the fluid is in the testy, and they pump on their testy and goes up into the...

20:11 Guest Is there like a release? Is there like a...

20:13 Guest It's a release button, yeah.

20:14 Guest It goes like a release.

20:15 Guest Like the shoes, like you push a little button.

20:18 Guest Same people make that. It's penis by Nike.

20:21 Guest Nike penis pump.

20:22 Guest Yeah, it is.

20:22 Adam Just do it.

20:23 Guest Just do it.

20:25 Adam When you break wind, it goes down.

20:28 Guest All right, Adam. Time to go.

20:31 Guest I know that was funny.

20:32 Guest Should we take a break or keep going?

20:34 Adam One more call. Let's get a lady on there, Drew.

20:37 Guest All right, here's an easy one. Alex.

20:39 Guest Yeah.

20:40 Guest 18, what's up?

20:42 Guest Every time I have sex with my boyfriend, he can't go very long before he almost comes and he has to stop, which is really frustrating for me because I almost come and then he has to stop before he comes and find me because he says that I'm like really tight inside.

20:54 Guest Diabolically blames it on her, Adam. Yeah, it's her with she. She's the problem.

21:00 Adam I usually blame the mattress, but this guy's smart.

21:03 Guest He blames God.

21:04 Adam He blames, yeah. He stops. Well, how does he stop? I mean, does he not have an orgasm?

21:14 Guest No, he'll just stop. He'll just stop and be like, hold on if I can't. Then be like, okay.

21:17 Guest Then he'll go again and then he'll almost come.

21:19 Guest Then he'll be like, hold on. How old is he?

21:22 Guest How old is he?

21:23 Guest He's 27.

21:25 Guest How do you have those problems worked out by then?

21:29 Adam Yeah, how long before he actually orgasms?

21:34 Guest Well, he can wait a little while, but not too long. He can maybe go like 10 minutes.

21:39 Adam All right.

21:39 Guest Why don't you do something with him first and bring him back around for a second go-around? You know what I'm saying?

21:44 Guest Can he come twice? I mean, can he?

21:47 Oh, yeah.

21:48 Guest Well, there you go.

21:49 Guest How about he can pipe like a porn star?

21:51 Guest It doesn't matter if I give him a blowjob or if I give him a hand job. It's just every time he comes inside me, he's like, oh, puppy dog, grasshopper.

22:00 Guest We can't hear whatever you said.

22:02 Guest Basically, he can't go twice, even if you knock him out once, the second time is going to go just as quick.

22:07 Guest Yeah. Well, he tries to hold off as long as he can.

22:10 Guest God, this guy's screwed.

22:11 Guest That sucks, too, because I got to do it. I mean, you know, I thought you're, well, this is, like, for my personal opinion. I've had to realize how I word this now. It's not like the old days.

22:23 Guest Just to start with the friend business again.

22:26 Guest I have a friend of mine who believes that, you know, you should have, like, multiple introverts, you know? Like, you know, it shouldn't be just like, pow, pow, pow, bang. Okay, we're done.

22:36 Guest Right. There should be other activities incorporated.

22:39 Guest 30 or 40 minutes, you know, there should be, like, levels.

22:42 Guest Yeah.

22:43 Guest You know, levels.

22:44 Guest There's, like, lots of foreplay and stuff, but I can't really come during...

22:48 Guest No, no, no. I'm not talking about just with foreplay. I'm talking about, like, there's foreplay, and then there's levels.

22:52 Adam I have to play.

22:53 Guest And then there's, like...

22:54 Adam Can he give you oral sex?

22:56 Guest Yeah, yeah, he does. He loves doing it, but I can't really come during...

22:58 Adam Do you have an orgasm?

22:59 Guest No, I can't really come during...

23:01 Guest Well, get some toys.

23:02 Guest Get toys.

23:03 Guest I can make myself come. Like, he likes watching me do that.

23:06 Guest Are you more comfortable doing it by yourself? I mean, is it something like that?

23:12 Guest Drew's got his head on the microphone like, oh, this show is just gone.

23:19 Adam He calls you a puppy dog while you diddle yourself?

23:23 Come here, puppy.

23:24 Guest Here, puppy.

23:27 Guest Wiggle the tail.

23:30 Guest I don't know what that was.

23:31 Adam All right, so what do we got to do with her?

23:34 Guest Kyler was giving some advice. Go.

23:35 Guest Oh, no, I really...

23:36 Guest He gave some really cool noises, anyway.

23:37 Guest I don't know what you're lying for, any of you. No, I don't really...

23:41 Guest Honey, go take a warm bath.

23:44 Guest How long have you been with him?

23:45 Guest For like three months.

23:46 Guest Three months? Are you comfortable to have an orgasm in front of him? Have you had an orgasm in front of him?

23:51 Guest Yeah.

23:52 Guest You have?

23:52 Adam Yeah, she diddles herself in front of him while he calls her a puppy dog.

23:56 Guest No, I'm all right.

23:58 Guest You know, like the old saying, guys think of baseball to keep themselves from coming.

24:01 Guest Go for the alphabet.

24:02 Guest Are you thinking of anything?

24:03 Guest No, no, no. The alphabet is great for going backwards. Do the alphabet with your tongue. That's the best thing to do.

24:09 Guest Here's the deal. You will work this out. But you got to make sure you got him as a partner interested in getting it worked out. And for him to be blaming it on you and all this stuff, it's nobody's fault. You just need to take these two biological systems, yours and his, and sort of figure out how they work together and keep kind of feeding back to each other and giving each other advice, and you will work it out, all right? You both function normally.

24:31 Guest And remember, you're 18.

24:33 Guest Yeah.

24:33 Guest Okay?

24:33 Guest You shouldn't be doing this stuff at 18 anyway, right?

24:36 Guest Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, you know, as long as it's not preschool, I'm just saying that, you know, it's not like it's all worked out. You know what I mean?

24:44 Guest At 18.

24:45 Guest Good point. All right. The movie. Not another teen movie. We've got Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, Ron Lester, all here from the movie. Adams in Vegas, right? Yep. Vegas, baby. We've got to listen to him breathe from afar. It's wonderful. Why don't you pick up some nuts or popcorn so we can listen to you breathe and eat. It's a luscious sound. Just breathe in and out.

25:03 Adam We'll take a little break. Ron, you'll be out here in about four or five hours.

25:07 Guest I'll be there about 4 a.m., baby, at the Hard Rock.

25:10 Adam I'll see you. And we'll be right back after this. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kyler Lee, Chris Evans and Ron Lester are all here tonight from Not Another Teen Movie, which is out tomorrow, Friday. Looks very funny by all accounts. And anyone who remembers this genre, which is sort of, I guess, making a little comeback, will appreciate this movie.

25:45 Guest Does it make you feel old, Adam?

25:46 Guest Yes.

25:50 Adam You want to know why? Because just two days ago, my other partner, the funny one, Jimmy Kimball, he got me a DVD of a movie I used to love called HOTS, which is from 1979. HOTS stands for Hold On to Sex. And it's not a porn movie, but it explains a lot about Adam. There's like a nude strip basketball football game at the end and a robot and a balloon with girls.

26:22 Guest They're playing football?

26:23 Adam Yeah, it's not X-rated. They used to make like a fun sort of titillating R movies.

26:30 Guest Like HOT DOGS. Remember that movie?

26:32 Adam Yeah, kids could get a little boner over.

26:34 Guest Yeah, baby. Thank God for VHS.

26:37 Guest What's the genre other than the HOTs? There must have been some other ones back then in those.

26:42 Guest Ski Patrol, HOT DOGS.

26:44 Adam Yeah, there were all those like car wash girls. Oh, the car wash. This is getting a little more into the sex and a little less into the comedy. Yeah, what are you guys talking about?

26:54 Guest I thought it was funny. Pretty in Pink. Come on, guys.

26:56 Guest Pretty in Pink.

26:57 Adam Yeah, I mean Pretty in Pink.

26:58 Guest Just the name is funny though. Pretty in Pink.

27:01 Guest Oh, Ron, come on.

27:04 Guest All right, should we go to Easy Call or Hard Call?

27:06 Adam Easy Call.

27:07 Guest All right.

27:08 Guest Here we go. This is Tom's 27. Tom.

27:11 Guest Hey, what's going on, fellas?

27:13 Guest How much, Tom? What's going on with you?

27:15 Guest Oh, nothing much. Just wanted to run by some situations I'm going through and see what you guys think.

27:19 Guest And go.

27:20 Guest All right. My wife is once again out of town over the weekend. About a month ago, she went out of town in Chicago. She said she just needed to get away. Well, now she's out of town again. Somewhere in the next state, somewhere, saying the same thing that she needed to get away.

27:36 Guest Goods of kids?

27:37 No.

27:38 Guest How long have you been with her?

27:40 Guest Seven years altogether. Married for four.

27:41 Guest And she always sort of needed her own space?

27:46 Guest Well, she's never done this like she did last month and now.

27:49 Guest Has she been complaining to you about you're not spending enough time with her, not being romantic enough, not giving her what she needs in the relationship?

27:56 Guest Well, she mentioned that I haven't been spending enough time with her, but I'm the only one working right now.

28:00 Guest Just stay with me. Has she been busting your chops about that a little bit in the last few months?

28:05 Guest A little bit, but it's a lot of other things, too.

28:08 Adam Well, when she said she needed to get away, did you say from what or where or why?

28:14 Guest Well, she said she needed to get away from, I guess, her life around here, from me, from her mom, because when she went to Chicago for the first time, her mom called me and said, What the hell is she doing?

28:26 Guest Well, what are all these other things that she needs to get away from a lot of other things?

28:29 Guest Well, our marriage is going to crap.

28:32 Guest You could have included that in the history. That's nice. What's the problem?

28:35 Guest Well, I'm trying to make it work, and it just seems like we're drifting further and further apart.

28:40 Guest What's the problem?

28:41 Guest Well, I think there's some resentment on both of our sides.

28:44 Guest What happened?

28:47 Guest Well, I think she has a lot of issues that she needs to be counseling with.

28:51 Adam Did you ever get busted for cheating or anything like that? Me?

28:54 Guest No, I've never cheated on her.

28:55 Guest Drugs, alcohol? No. Then stop talking in code.

29:00 Guest Are you a control freak?

29:01 Guest No.

29:02 Guest What's the issue?

29:02 Guest Actually, I'm quite passive in the relationship.

29:05 Guest Is that part of the problem?

29:07 Guest Probably, yeah. I guess.

29:10 Adam Where is she going though? Is she going to go sit in a hotel in Chicago or does she have friends there? Where is she going?

29:16 Guest She went to Chicago. She didn't know anybody and she said that all she went to was a record store and that's it because she didn't know her way around.

29:25 Guest Something fishy is going on there. You do not go to get away to Chicago to a record store.

29:30 Guest I don't know. They have some really nice record stores there in Chicago.

29:34 Guest I just wanted to get some dick.

29:39 Guest So, Tom, was that Kyler?

29:41 Guest No.

29:43 Adam I heard you.

29:43 Guest But I just wanted to get some dick.

29:44 Guest I'm sorry. Go ahead.

29:46 Guest Tom, what do you want from us?

29:49 Guest Well, I just want to know if you guys think she's cheating or not because I want the relationship to work.

29:55 Guest Then get some professional assistance. Sit down and hammer this thing out.

29:59 Guest Well, I'm going through counseling but she doesn't want to go through counseling.

30:03 Guest Well, then that's part of the problem right there. She's not willing to talk about it with you. Are you guys very honest with each other?

30:09 Guest Yeah, when we're talking.

30:11 Guest You know what? Maybe just go to a simple place in this whole relationship and go, you're going on vacation next month? Okay. You know what? How about we go together?

30:21 Guest Spend time together, alone away.

30:22 Guest You know, leave the kids or grandmama.

30:25 Guest I really think if you really want this to work, why not put the time and the effort in, and she needs to be as committed as you. If she's not committed, things don't work when somebody doesn't have the same level of commitment. Yeah.

30:36 Adam But listen, if she was cheating, do you think she would just say, I'm going out of town, I'm not going to tell you where I'm going?

30:45 Guest That doesn't fit.

30:46 Adam I believe she doesn't mind if he thinks she's cheating and she's trying to send a message.

30:50 Guest Yeah, she's trying to make him jealous.

30:52 Adam If she's going to meet a guy in Chicago, do you think she's just announced? She'd come up with all kinds of reasons why she was going to Chicago.

30:58 Guest Plus, she's still at the bullpen phase. She's not calling him out to the mound yet. You know what I'm saying?

31:03 Guest Yeah.

31:05 Guest Here's Bill. He's 34. Bill?

31:07 Drew Hey.

31:07 Guest Hey Bill, what's going on?

31:08 Drew I'm out of the hole, man.

31:09 Guest How you doing? Good. What's up?

31:11 Drew Good. I was just calling to say, man, I got a weird fetish, man. Go ahead. I don't know if you could maybe tell me if it comes from my childhood.

31:19 Guest Probably does.

31:20 Drew Well, when I was a kid, man, I used to get molested a lot at the local Southern Baptist Church down here in Texas.

31:26 Guest That's nice. Well, that'll mess you up with some health.

31:28 Guest I love Texas.

31:30 Guest No, no, no. It's not Texas.

31:31 Drew Anyway, they used to have these confessions.

31:33 Guest Yeah.

31:33 Drew And one of the things they'd do when they'd take you into this room to confess to this preacher, this guy would sit there and he'd go down on me and tell me he was clean, and he'd ask me if I was masturbating first. My Peter, you know, for God.

31:50 Guest Yeah. He's like the way it's sort of a dog cleanses himself, right?

31:54 Drew I guess.

31:55 Guest Nice. All right. Well, so this guy is going to rot in hell. You go to prostitutes. You're sort of a sexual compulsive now, right?

32:05 Drew Yeah.

32:05 Guest Is that all you do is just go to prostitutes?

32:08 Drew I'm kind of into the bondage thing.

32:10 Guest Okay.

32:11 Drew And after I get them tied up and bound and I get them blindfolded, I try to defecate in their vagina.

32:20 Adam No, you don't.

32:22 Drew Yeah, seriously.

32:22 Guest Really?

32:23 Adam Really?

32:24 Drew It's like a turn on for me to try to do it. I mean, I haven't been successful like maybe more than once, but I mean, it's like a turn on for me to try to do it.

32:33 Guest Wait a minute. I'm sorry. Just because I want to make sure I'm hearing this right. Defecate, as in dump.

32:38 Guest As in taking a poo. Poo in the poo now.

32:42 Adam Well, Bill, let me say this. I know prostitutes and I know that's going to require one hell of a tip. Yeah, that's going to be pricey.

32:51 Guest That's extra money right there.

32:52 Guest But it isn't interesting though, and then Bill sounds like a rational man and he knows there's something wrong with this. But when that wiring gets screwed up by trauma in childhood, when people are sexualized in inappropriate ways and before their brains can handle it, then the wiring just gets set and rationality no longer has anything to do with the behaviors. The behaviors are just compulsions.

33:12 Adam Drew, this ain't wiring. This is plumbing. Now, Bill, do they let you tie them up?

33:22 Drew But it's just like, you know, I tell myself, well, that's kind of disgusting. Don't bother trying to do that. But then when I get worked up, man, I can't control it.

33:30 Guest It's the wrong. It's because it's wrong that it turns you on.

33:33 Guest How do you feel if, how does this make you feel?

33:38 Drew It feels like electricity is flowing through my body.

33:41 Guest Just super sexual.

33:41 Drew It's almost like I'm on the verge of an orgasm.

33:44 Guest Is it empowering for you?

33:46 Drew This heavy feeling hits me almost like you've been staring at, you know, your naked partner for a while and just holding back from doing it. And then it's just like you want to relieve the anxiety.

33:59 Guest There's a lot of sort of feelings behind this that you're going to have difficulty getting at because of the traumas. This is the way these traumas are sort of being expressed now. Unless you get involved in some kind of treatment where this stuff is brought out and worked through, you know, I think you ought to give yourself that or else it's going to have difficulty having real relationships, you're going to have difficulty being gratified sexual without these, sexually without these weird fetishes.

34:26 Adam Well, wait a minute. Let me ask him a couple of questions. Do these, these women you tie up, do they agree to be tied up?

34:33 Drew Yeah, I pay them to let me put them in bondage, but...

34:37 Adam And then what happens when you pull out the assinator on them halfway into it? What do they say about that?

34:45 Drew I don't know about that. It's just something that I try and then I mean...

34:48 Guest Do they, do they object or do they just say it's going to cost you?

34:51 Drew Well, they don't know because they're, I mean, for the most part, they're blindfolded because of what I'm doing exactly because I do a little bit of fornication first and then I, I mean, they're blindfolded.

35:02 Adam Yeah, but then what happens when the cat gets out of the bag, as it were?

35:09 Drew Well, they get really pissed off, I mean, and I've had a few of them, you know... They think? Tell me they're going to have their pimps come after me.

35:16 Guest Oh, wow.

35:17 Adam Yeah, I would imagine... You're pretty careful with that. Where do you do this? At a hotel or something?

35:23 Drew Yeah, I mean, it's just in Dallas, on Harry Hines Boulevard.

35:26 Guest They're everywhere. Bill, there are treatments for this, and that's one of the things about sexual compulsivity, is that if...

35:31 Drew The other thing is, is I can't...

35:33 Adam Hold on a second.

35:34 Drew I can't hardly pass a church, or even be around a church without getting an erection, and then I don't know why.

35:40 Guest What else did they do to you, Dan?

35:41 Adam Hold on, hold on a second, Drew.

35:43 Guest Wait a second, for a second.

35:45 Adam You don't find it ironic that this goes down on Harry Hines Boulevard?

35:49 Guest Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I put him on hold.

35:52 Adam He's passing the church and getting an erection.

35:55 Guest That doesn't make one...

35:57 Guest I got a question.

35:57 Adam It's starting to sound a little fishy.

35:59 Guest Yeah, it absolutely is.

36:00 Guest I wonder if he actually has someone in his life who he is allowed to do this to, and Adam, I know you're probably thinking about this question yourself, is, do you think that he eats different things for different girls?

36:14 Adam Sure, sure. He'll eat caviar if it's a high priced hooker. He'll go to Arby's if it's just some streetwalker.

36:22 Guest This is that theory again, that this is like pineapple juice in your semen, right?

36:26 Guest Oh, that so does not work, man.

36:28 Adam Listen, I don't care. You could eat a lumberjack stack of pumpkin pancakes with nothing but whipped cream on it and drink liquefied butter and I would not be happy if it defecated on my vagina and I barely have a vagina.

36:48 Guest You know, I blame Ron for these shows.

36:51 Adam I do too.

36:52 Guest This kind of stuff only happens when he's around.

36:54 Adam Well, listen, not only these shows, all shows that we do that go this way.

36:58 Guest Yeah, they're all Ron's fault. Really, I think it's him calling some of the time.

37:03 Adam All right. So, Drew, tell Bill he's got to get some professional help. I wonder if it's not bogus.

37:08 Guest Yeah, I wonder if it's bogus, but there are people that do amazingly bizarre things. And the history that he gave wasn't quite the degree of trauma that we normally see for the kinds of behaviors that he's talking about. And all the other stuff that went with it was sort of beginning to sound bogus.

37:26 Adam Well, listen, if in fact he was molested by the priests as he says he was, he needs to get counseling and help for that.

37:34 Guest People will hurt themselves or someone else with these compulsions eventually. And again, it keeps you away from real feelings and real emotions. That's the whole reason for fetishes.

37:41 Guest I wonder if he even ever told anybody. I mean, like, I mean, because it sounds, yeah, it sounds bogus, because he didn't mention anything about therapy or anything like that.

37:50 Guest But there are people that have these things. He didn't give us the usual feeling, Adam, that someone did with that kind of history. You know what I mean?

37:56 Adam Right. Then do you guys, you guys think I couldn't operate under that kind of pressure with the hooker tied up?

38:01 Guest You know, I think I'd choke. I really would choke.

38:04 Guest Would it be called choking?

38:05 Guest Well, I don't know. But I tell you something, if I'm paying for something like that, I don't want it tied up.

38:11 Adam Yeah, but but just the whole defecation thing on command, like I can barely, I can barely hit one at the...

38:17 Guest On target. Yeah, target on command, Adam. Come on, Drew.

38:20 Adam That's pretty weird now. You can't even crap at the airport, can you? Too much foot traffic.

38:27 Guest Get a little stage fright.

38:28 Guest You know what? I just got back from a USO tour. We should send this guy over to like, Sarajevo or Bosnia, where they don't actually have toilets. It's just a big hole. And that's the restroom, you know?

38:37 Guest Nice.

38:38 Guest It would be like, I guarantee you, this would probably turn this guy on. Just crapping over a hole.

38:46 Guest We've got to pull out of this.

38:48 Adam We'll be right back.

38:48 Guest Thank you. We'll be right back.

39:00 Guest Hi, this is Seth Green, and you're listening to Loveline, you sick pervert.

39:04 Adam Hey, Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans and Ron Lester are all here from Not Another Teen Movie. Coming out tomorrow. That would be Friday, and it is in very wide release, so it will be in the theater near you.

39:24 Guest They're pumping it like crazy, too. Yeah. Go to the phones. After that last call, we'll go to Peter and talk. He's 18. Peter.

39:32 Guest Hey, man. Yeah. So, about a month ago, I kicked a methamphetamine habit that I was pretty deeply into. And after I kicked it, like, I started this big old, like, downward spiral where all I can do now is, like, sleep and eat and, like, smoke my cigarettes. And, like, I dropped out of school, like, after I quit and everything.

39:54 Guest Listen, it's the reason, one of the reasons people have to be treated is not just to get the drug to stop, but to help you manage what happens when you do stop.

40:02 Guest Yeah, that's what I was talking about is, like, what would be the best way to go about this?

40:07 Guest Go to NA. You're sober and all substances other than nicotine right now?

40:11 Guest Yeah.

40:12 Guest No pot?

40:13 Guest Nothing.

40:13 Guest No alcohol? Nothing. Go to NA., get a sponsor, work the steps, and you will be shocked at the change and how fast it occurs and the kinds of people you'll begin attracting to you and the kinds of experiences you'll have. This thing works. It's an empiric model, but it works. So go to NA., go to meeting every day, get yourself a sponsor, and start actually doing the step work. All right. Yeah.

40:33 Adam How many patients or folks does your average sponsor have?

40:39 Guest Two to five on average, I guess.

40:42 Adam And they just call them at all hours of the night and chase them around and everything?

40:46 Guest Yeah.

40:47 Adam Jesus Christ.

40:48 Guest Some people are easier to sponsor than others. Some they just meet with once a week and go over the steps.

40:52 Adam When do you get an hour for this sponsorship stuff?

40:54 Guest Free. You add it would be highly paid, I'm sure. Yeah. Everyone else is free.

41:00 Guest Hey, Adam is wrong. Would you be my sponsor?

41:03 Adam Yes, I will sponsor you as soon as you get your ass to Vegas.

41:06 Guest I'm there, baby.

41:07 Guest To be at JA. Jack Holden on.

41:12 Adam Dare you.

41:14 Guest All right, Peter, take care, right? Good luck. Glad you're off that stuff. It's nasty stuff. We're seeing more and more now we know about how particular drugs like Speed and Ecstasy and POT and LSD actually damage brain. And Speed is one that people don't realize is one of the ones that can really damage things. Here's Megan of Seventeen.

41:32 Guest Hi, guys.

41:32 Guest Megan, what's up?

41:33 Guest All right, basically, I've been going out with this guy, okay, we were going out for a while. And then he went to college. And this is like an August, late August or September. And I've hung out with like similar guys with him. But like, I can't forget about him. And I like him so much.

41:50 Guest Like, I love him. He's in college, you're in high school.

41:52 Guest Yeah.

41:54 Guest Interesting how he's the one that retains the allure. The rest of them are still in high school, right?

41:59 Guest Yeah.

42:00 Adam Is he still your boyfriend?

42:01 Guest Or you broke up?

42:02 Guest They broke up six months ago, four months ago.

42:04 Guest Well, see, the thing was like, we never like officially broke up. Like, I know we're not going out anymore.

42:09 Guest Yeah, you're not just... Why do you have to...

42:12 Adam Hold on. Yeah, I didn't officially graduate high school either, but they're not expecting me Monday.

42:18 Guest Yeah, I know what you mean. I just, I don't know. Like, I just really care so much. And anyway, I'm seeing him in a couple of weeks and I don't know, like, how to act because I saw him, I saw him a couple of weeks ago, actually, just for a few days and it was weird. We didn't hook up or anything and I thought we were going to. And, like, how do I kind of get it across? But, like, I want to be with him.

42:41 Guest Megan, don't do it. You're just torturing yourself.

42:44 Guest I got the antidote. Yeah, finally, Chris, from a guy's point of view, if you want to get this guy back, the way to get him back is to do nothing. By you going to him, that lets him know he's got you. Now, why is he going to settle with you if he knows he can take off for a couple of months, do his own thing and come back, say a few sweet words and get you back again? The thing that scares a guy the most is thinking that you might lose her, thinking that you might not ever get her back.

43:13 Guest Unless he's really not into her, period.

43:15 Guest But even that, I still think you can get it even if you want.

43:19 Guest You're saying that's her only play.

43:20 Guest That at this point, you know, a guy's egos.

43:23 Guest He's like, how old is the guy?

43:25 Guest 20.

43:26 Guest Yeah, dude, believe me, he's so getting nukie from older chicks, you know.

43:32 Guest Oh, she feels good about that.

43:33 Guest No, no, no, I don't mean like that. I'm just saying, yeah, but I'm just saying, it's like, you know, if you're getting older chicks, which is guys, it's what we're looking for at that age, you know, two chicks in the same bed. Who is that?

43:53 Adam One of Ron's friends.

43:55 Guest But, Megan, you're torturing yourself with this one. You are. Don't do this to yourself. This one's over. You want more than just an occasional hookup from him, huh?

44:04 Guest Well, no, like I really, really want to end up with this guy.

44:06 Guest Well, then, then ignore him. Trust me.

44:09 Guest We went to the same college as him, and we went out for so long.

44:12 Adam Well, where is this guy in college? How far away is he?

44:16 Guest He's, he's too far to...

44:18 Guest Where is he?

44:19 Guest Um, in Washington.

44:21 Guest Is he University of Washington?

44:22 Guest Uh, no, he's, he's in Washington, DC.

44:25 Guest Washington, DC.?

44:25 Guest Yeah, like a commuter college?

44:27 Guest Is it, is it Georgetown or something?

44:29 Guest Yeah.

44:29 Guest He's at Georgetown, and you're in Connecticut?

44:31 Guest Yeah.

44:32 Guest See, to west coast people, that sounds like you're neighbors. Yeah. It's a three hour train ride.

44:37 Guest It's like eight hours, and I'm in my senior high school, and I'm applying to colleges, and...

44:42 Guest Yeah, but Megan, look, you're, you're torturing yourself. You really are. If this is meant to be, it will work out. You certainly... I'll tell you what I think you should do. I think you should let it be known to him just how much he means to you, how much you'd like this to be a relationship, and then back out, and then be gone. Because if he's completely out, if he's not interested at all, not thinking about you, and you sort of disappear, you're completely gone. But if he understands that you really have designs for him, would like to go out again, but you don't need him, I think there's a possibility he'd come super stooping around again a little bit.

45:13 Guest Or, you could go a whole different route. Obviously, if you're not an ugly chick, okay, you ain't got a huge hump on your back, you know, I'm pretty sure there's other guys who could actually dig you. So, let this guy go. Is there this whole thing? More fish in the sea.

45:30 Guest And if it's meant to be, you'll get it back around to that. But college is not the time to get hooked, stuck at the hip. Tasha is 19. Tasha, we're going to have to go to break in just a second. What is your question?

45:39 Guest Well, I just met this guy about two weeks ago.

45:42 Guest Yeah.

45:43 Guest And we were thinking each other pretty much. We were flirting a lot. And we got drunk one night and, you know, I knew it was way too fast, but I went down on this guy. And about halfway into it, he pulled me up and he started crying.

45:57 Guest Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, Adam, was this you?

46:04 Adam If there were tears of joy, it was me.

46:07 Mom, I'm so mad at you.

46:11 Guest All right. We're going to put Tasha on hold for a second. Adam, go ahead. Take a second.

46:14 Adam All right. We got the cast from Not Another Teen Movie in the studio in Vegas. You know, when Ron Lester talks about that friend of his, I think it's the 265 pounds that he lost. That is the actual friend that he speaks of. We will take a little break and we'll be right back after this. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in Vegas. Drew's in LA. We got the cast from Not Another Teen Movie in the studio tonight, which comes out tomorrow, Friday, Nationwide. Chyler Leigh is here, Chris Evans, and of course Ron Lester, and his 265-pound evil twin.

47:11 Guest And Bethany.

47:12 Adam She's here. Oh, and Bethany is there. Beautiful young lady friend. Hey Ron, how much are you weighing right now?

47:18 Guest I just hit 234.

47:20 Adam Wow, so you're less than what came on in the audio. He's hot.

47:25 Guest Yeah, I'm from 500, so.

47:27 Guest Wow, you were 500.

47:29 Guest I was 500.

47:31 Adam Yeah, but he was 5'9, so, you know.

47:34 Guest Adam, he carried those 5.

47:35 Guest 6 foot, damn it.

47:36 Guest He carried off those 5 bills real well.

47:38 Adam Well, you're 6 foot now, but you're 5'9, when you weighed 500, you know.

47:42 Guest Yeah, this is true.

47:43 Adam Gravity being what it is.

47:44 Guest Right.

47:45 Guest Crampy. Punched over now.

47:48 Guest Adam's so funny.

47:50 Adam Oh, God bless you. I'm going to be waiting in the honeymoon suite at the Hard Rock tonight for you.

47:57 Guest Dude, I'll be in room 724.

47:59 Guest I'll be there.

48:01 Guest 724 to Hard Rock.

48:03 Guest Here we go. Bob is 17.

48:05 Guest Hi.

48:07 Guest What's up, Bob?

48:08 Guest Yeah, I'm sorry. I have gynecomastia about, you know, a pretty minor version of it.

48:17 Guest Boobs. He's got boobs.

48:19 Guest Yeah. Sweet.

48:20 Guest Movies.

48:21 Guest So, I'm on a betta-paxil, recovering from depression. I talked to my GP about it, and he said to lose some weight and maybe get some surgery.

48:34 Guest You smoke in a pot?

48:36 Guest I did once.

48:37 Guest Because, well, not once, but regular pot smoking can really help your breast. And just being, you're 17, when did this start? When you were like 14, 15?

48:46 Guest Puberty, I guess.

48:47 Guest Yeah. And that's sort of typical. And usually this will go away.

48:50 Guest Really?

48:50 Guest Yeah, usually. Certainly, if you lose weight, that would help and give it a little time. And there is, of course, a surgery to remove some of that excess stuff behind the nipple there.

48:59 Guest Right. So what would be involved in the surgery?

49:04 Guest It's just a plastic procedure where they just remove the tissue behind the breast.

49:07 Guest Okay. Do you know how much that would cost?

49:09 Guest I have no idea.

49:10 Guest Really?

49:11 Guest Is that something that could be covered by insurance?

49:13 Guest I would think so. Yeah.

49:14 Adam It's gotta be cheaper than a breast reduction, right?

49:17 Guest Yeah.

49:18 Adam I mean, there's less there, right?

49:19 Guest That's basically what it is, though.

49:21 Adam Would it have the same kind of scar?

49:22 Guest No. Uh-uh.

49:24 Guest A breast reduction is more expensive than a breast implant? Is that true? I don't know. Is that true? I don't know.

49:29 Guest I've heard that.

49:29 Guest Because it's more of a procedure to have something taken out and put in.

49:32 Guest It's a health thing versus a cosmetic thing.

49:34 Guest Yeah.

49:34 Guest Interesting. Well, Bob, anything else we can help you with?

49:38 Guest I'm wondering who I can contact.

49:41 Guest About the surgery?

49:42 Guest Yeah.

49:42 Guest Talk to a primary care person and have them give a referral to a plastic surgeon. Let's get back to Tasha. I forgot about her. She was 19 and you had the guy you just met and got loaded with and gave him some oral sex and he became, started sobbing.

49:56 Guest Started crying. He said, this is just something I got to do.

49:59 Guest And it were established this wasn't Adam, is that right?

50:02 Guest Right. This is not Adam. Yeah. So and he said this was something he had to do and that I should just hug him and be quiet for a while and let him cry.

50:11 Guest Wow.

50:12 Guest Sounds like some stuff.

50:15 Guest And then he said he wanted a relationship with me but he didn't want it to start this way. So the next like three days kind of go okay. We don't really talk about it. We're just kind of flirty and friendly. I kind of try to take my cue from him. But then I'm kind of wondering what's going on. So I call him one day and I'm just like, you know, I'm kind of in the dark here. Let me know what's going on with you. I kind of got the idea that you liked me and I know it went too far but what's going on? And he said that because it started that way, he just wanted to stay friends.

50:44 Guest Started what way? You mean he was embarrassed or ashamed about what had happened?

50:47 Guest I'm not really sure because I didn't really make him feel embarrassed or ashamed and you know, I mean we were both tipsy and drunk but I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing and I knew I knew what I was doing.

50:57 Adam This guy is gayer than old Perry. You do not need this lump in your life. Yeah, please.

51:06 Guest I mean, he seems like he has some issues.

51:08 Adam Well, what do you mean? Well, he starts balling halfway into a BJ.

51:12 Guest I understand that that offends you, Adam.

51:15 Guest How do you know this girl wasn't just that good?

51:20 Guest Thank you.

51:21 Guest Dude, I, you know, not to get myself in trouble, but I mean, I've had women make me cry.

51:27 Guest But so I'm so dead.

51:32 Guest Silence.

51:33 Adam Better hope it was Bethany.

51:35 Guest It was actually. No, I mean, yeah.

51:38 Guest But now that he just wants to be friends, and I'm really confused because I had the idea that he was really into me, and I was kind of really into him, and I'm still really into him.

51:47 Adam Thumbs up with him. Something's wrong with him. You didn't do anything wrong. You guys had a few drinks. You're close to him. You gave him a BJ, and he starts balling and hugging you.

51:58 Guest He may never had a blowjob before. I mean, a guy is like what, 25 years old?

52:02 Guest No, he's 25, and I get the idea that he's kind of experienced.

52:05 Guest Well, you did the right thing by offering to talk about it. I don't think he's experienced at all. If he's not going there, then I mean, it's not worth your time if he's not going to be honest with you, even though you've only known each other for so long, it's not worth it.

52:17 Guest I actually agree, because I don't know what the hell this means. Adam clearly has his own sort of personal issues with this guy. Drew, they violated that someone would have to tear up after oral sex.

52:28 Adam Well, Drew, you know this is very bizarre behavior, can't you admit that?

52:33 Guest I didn't know that I put it on the very bizarre scale. We had a guy pooing on someone's vagina. That was bizarre.

52:38 Guest That was early on.

52:39 Guest Yeah, that was rated on the very bizarre scale. This one is on the, isn't this peculiar?

52:45 Guest Curious.

52:46 Guest Curious.

52:47 Adam I find this a more dangerous individual.

52:51 Guest Yes, for you it is completely offensive and you can't even fathom it. I get that.

52:55 Guest The guy who has...

52:57 Adam Yes, I would sooner drive cross-country with the guy who defecated in the hookers. Then go down to the corner with this guy.

53:07 Guest I understand. I understand. It's a real hot button for you.

53:12 Adam Sickening me is what it does.

53:15 Guest The rest of us are just preserving judgment until we get more details. And I agree that it's the fact that she was appropriately honest and open and he just didn't go for it. So this is Scott and I was 34. Scott?

53:25 Guest Yes.

53:26 Guest What's going on?

53:28 Guest Well, I guess I had a question. I am trying to get back together with my ex-wife.

53:33 Guest How long have you been an ex?

53:35 Guest Two years.

53:36 Guest And why did you ex?

53:38 Guest Well, my drinking.

53:39 Guest Are you sober now?

53:41 Guest Yes. How long? It's been eight months.

53:45 Guest And is she... Well, no, wait a minute.

53:47 Guest Maybe.

53:49 Guest What does your sponsor say about this? You don't have a sponsor?

53:56 Guest No, I do.

53:57 Guest Okay. What does he say about this? Be careful. Yeah. Didn't he impress upon you the need to follow directions and the need not to make any major changes in the first year of sobriety? And particularly not to get involved in any of this. You understand. I see you got a technicality here. This isn't technically a new relationship, but it is a new relationship. You're not really... It's not good for your sobriety to get going down this kind of path in that first year.

54:23 Adam Well, wait a minute. Is she sober?

54:27 Guest Well, she has never had a problem with that.

54:28 Guest Yeah. But she's not recovering from her co-dependency. And unless she is actively involved with the sponsor herself, this relationship will pull you... This is your disease pulling you back. I'm telling you. That's what this is, Scott.

54:40 Adam Why? What? He's in love with his ex-wife.

54:42 Guest You just keep thinking about the guy that cries after the blowjob. Shut up.

54:46 Adam I will not rest until scum like that is off the street.

54:51 Guest But Scott, really, here's the only way this will work. And believe me, I've been down this road with a thousand patients. If she goes to Al-Anon wholeheartedly and develops a relationship with a sponsor and gets through that fourth step, then you can get back with her and really look at this relationship, but not until then. Otherwise, the way you guys fit together when you were in your disease is the way you still fit together. And it's going to cram you back into that disease mode.

55:18 Adam Well, we don't even know if she would get back with Scott. Have you been talking to her, Scott?

55:25 Guest Well, yeah, sure. I guess that's my confusion. I have been trying to for a long time. We have a kid together. We do quite a bit on the weekend. We'll go out of town. We'll stay overnight somewhere.

55:43 Adam Oh, boy. Really? Are you guys having sex?

55:48 Guest Yeah.

55:49 Guest Yeah.

55:50 Adam Well, it seems like you're kind of back together, doesn't it?

55:54 Guest It seems like it.

55:55 Guest But for me, I know what broke up was what I was doing when we were married.

56:02 Guest Yeah, but she was part of that disease. It wasn't all you. She's part of it.

56:07 Guest Well, I'm taking responsibility.

56:09 Guest That's fine. But the reality is it's a systems disorder, and you've now moved on in your recovery, and that's fabulous, but you can't let these relationships pull you back to where you were. They have to grow with you if they don't. They either A don't survive or B push you back where you started. That's the way this works. Okay. All right.

56:30 Adam So that was my question.

56:33 Guest All right. So you listen to your sponsor. That's why you have a sponsor, is because somebody who's had more time in the program can really stand back and look at these experiences more objectively. Just follow directions. You discuss with them whether or not it might be okay if she went to Al Anon, got through a four-step, then you guys really try to work on something.

56:48 Adam Why the four-step?

56:50 Guest Because that's an important one. Shame is a huge organizing property of the character and the emotional lives of people with co-dependency. The four-step was about really digging into shame.

57:02 Guest Well, and also you got to think about something else too. I don't know this guy, he didn't say anything about, and this is what bugging me about what he's saying. Yeah, it's great that his and his ex-wife are seeing each other again. But you know what? Not once did he say about what the kid's going through or how the kid's reacting to them getting back together after being divorced. And you know, that's something I think he really needs to look at, because otherwise, by getting together again before the one year, it could really screw the kid up even more.

57:29 Guest I agree. Angel 15.

57:31 Guest Hi.

57:31 Guest Hey.

57:32 Guest I've been having this problem lately. I've been getting like what appears to be pimples in like my pubic areas, and that's happened before, but not as bad. And like lately, they have been coming up like three or four at a time.

57:45 Guest Are they in the pubic area or are they around the lips?

57:47 Guest They're like around the lips.

57:48 Guest Okay.

57:48 Guest And like, like my dad's in the opening, it gets really itchy and it gets sore, like really bad.

57:54 Guest Are you sexually active?

57:55 Guest Not anymore.

57:57 Guest Is it possibly of herpes?

57:59 Guest I don't know, but the last time I had sex was in August.

58:02 Guest Yeah, but that's when herpes will come back.

58:04 Guest It comes around.

58:05 Guest Herpes never leaves.

58:07 Guest It's like luggage.

58:08 Guest These pimples may not, they may be ulcers and this may be herpes. The quality, the itching and the burning and the recurrences, all that just sounds like herpes.

58:17 Guest August is...

58:19 Guest Why would it recur like that? And did you ever have it once, when it first started, was it real bad?

58:25 Guest No, it was just like, you know, one every few weeks, you know.

58:29 Guest But the first one wasn't particularly intense?

58:31 Guest No.

58:32 Guest Is there any pain in your body? Does your stomach hurt? Does anything else hurt? Or is it just around?

58:37 Guest No, it's just around there.

58:38 Guest What's the package? Some are like really big, like the really big ones. They kind of get like a dark, dark purple. And there's some really small ones that...

58:45 Guest Are you overweight?

58:46 Guest Yeah, slightly.

58:47 Guest Yeah, because that's something that happens...

58:49 Guest Being like infected hairs?

58:51 Guest It's a kind of thing.

58:52 Guest No lie, no lie. I mean, I'm not making fun of this person at all. When I was 500 pounds, dude, hi, I used to get like, around my pubic hair, I'd get like an infected hair. And I'd be going like, it's an ingrown hair.

59:04 Guest Basically, women have other glands in that area, they get going too.

59:08 Guest Not to be too personal, but do you shave?

59:10 Guest Lately, I've been shaving just around where it's been coming up, because I don't want it to be an ingrown hair.

59:14 Guest It could also be like razor burn.

59:16 Guest Could be, but you might try some Pfizer Hex, over-the-counter antibacterial scrubs, that kind of thing can help with this. Hot bands will help with it. And then somebody needs to look at it to see whether or not this is herpes or not.

59:26 Guest By the way, can I also add, I don't get the infected hairs anymore?

59:29 Guest Thank you.

59:29 Guest Yeah, sure, Ron.

59:32 Guest Just for the record. Sean, 25. Sean?

59:35 Guest Hey, how's everybody doing today?

59:36 Guest We're good. Good.

59:37 Guest Hey, my question is this, for Dr. Drew. I have a real bad problem with extremely active brain activity.

59:46 Guest You have seizures?

59:47 Guest Um, I had epilepsy from the time I was 6 to 12.

59:51 Guest You what?

59:51 Guest I had epilepsy from the time I was 6 to 12.

59:53 Guest Oh, you do have seizures. Alright. And what's the question?

59:57 Guest Don't laugh, Chris. It's not funny.

59:59 Guest What else is causing this? And how do I get rid of it? It's keeping me up at night. I'll lay down to go to bed and it takes me usually 2 to 3 hours after I lay down to actually fall asleep.

1:00:10 Guest So you're having racing thoughts.

1:00:13 Guest I actually have this.

1:00:14 Guest I do this a lot.

1:00:15 Guest And? What do you do for it?

1:00:16 Guest Um, I start to, I like take 3 or 4 Tylenol PMs a night sometimes just to help me.

1:00:21 Guest Oh, that's, you know.

1:00:22 Guest No, no, I mean. Well, I think it's like this regular, you know, Tylenol, but it helps you sleep. But the thing is, like, especially now that I've lost this weight, my body just like, pow, stays up.

1:00:34 Guest Your body's moving. Your metabolism is working very fast.

1:00:36 Guest You probably sleep a lot better, too. There's sleep efficiency in this game.

1:00:38 Guest I don't have sleep apnea anymore, but the problem is getting to sleep.

1:00:42 Guest Well, racing thoughts most commonly is anxiety symptom.

1:00:46 Guest Yeah.

1:00:47 Guest And so, Sean, you having had a seizure disorder could be have neurologic quality or element to it.

1:00:53 Guest Right.

1:00:54 Guest And it's something that may really require medication for it to be settled down if it really has an organic basis to it.

1:00:59 Guest So that's something I should check with my physician about.

1:01:02 Guest Yeah. If you really want to do this right, you want to get a formal evaluation, see a psychiatrist and a neurologist probably and really have them compare notes, maybe do some formal testing on you and see what's going on here.

1:01:13 Guest What about trying something more like along the lines of like taking kava kava or something like that? I mean, does that work at that point?

1:01:20 Guest It does, but now you're taking a chemical that's sedating for, I don't know what, he needs a diagnosis.

1:01:26 Guest What about just a change of schedule? I mean, do you keep a schedule? Do you wake up at like say like seven o'clock in the morning and go to bed by ten?

1:01:35 Guest I work swing shift so I get home usually about midnight. I go about three and then I'm back up about eight in the morning.

1:01:41 Guest Wow. So you really got to miss those.

1:01:43 Guest But as Ron is pointing out that there are behavioral interventions for this and you're up in Oregon, maybe University of Oregon or Oregon State, or about U of O would have departments dedicated to behavioral management anxiety. A lot of people believe that anxiety can be learned away. That you can be, just like you can learn not to have fear of flying, you can learn not to have anxiety at certain times during your day.

1:02:03 Adam How do you do that?

1:02:06 Guest You know, remember our friend-

1:02:06 Guest Just don't go where you went, Adam.

1:02:08 Guest You know our friend Kennedy? Yep. She did this. She had a behavioral intervention for her. Kennedy, would you qualify her as anxious?

1:02:15 Suck my white balls.

1:02:19 Guest What was that, Kennedy?

1:02:21 Suck my white balls.

1:02:22 Guest Okay, got it. Right, Adam?

1:02:25 Adam Yeah. Well, she's a hypochondriac.

1:02:27 Guest But it's a lot of this built on anxiety. And so she went to behaviorists and they reduced her symptoms a lot.

1:02:32 Adam Well, aren't most hypochondriacs built on anxiety?

1:02:37 Guest Kind of. Some of it is anxiety, but some of it is also where people get arrested in their development before they're able to process information from their somatic world, from their body. Because really, your emotional world is just an interface between reality and thought and language and your information coming from your body.

1:02:56 Adam Oh, jeez, I stopped listening like 10 minutes.

1:03:00 Guest Thank you.

1:03:00 Guest Those four syllable words.

1:03:01 Guest Yeah. Cameron, 23. What's up, Cameron?

1:03:06 Guest I have a problem with my girlfriend. Yeah. And, actually, this is kind of my problem, but...

1:03:12 Guest Hang on a second. Put the bong down, please.

1:03:14 Guest Why does he sound like George Bush? I mean, not George Bush, but Clinton. It would have been funny if I got it right.

1:03:22 Guest Let me say to the people of America and the nations of the world that I hate your ass. I swear to God I do.

1:03:28 Guest Alright, Cameron.

1:03:30 Guest Anyhow, I have an STD, right? I just found out how to have herpes. Let me say to the people of... I've been with my girlfriend for like seven years, right?

1:03:40 Guest Right.

1:03:41 Guest And she doesn't know yet.

1:03:43 Guest How long have you...

1:03:44 Guest I've been having sex with her.

1:03:46 Guest Unprotected sex?

1:03:48 Guest Yeah, well, I've tried to be protected, but she...

1:03:52 Guest No, you're either protected or you're not. Yeah.

1:03:54 Guest No.

1:03:55 Guest Let me get some information here. How was this diagnosed?

1:03:59 Guest I went to the doctor one day.

1:04:00 Guest When you had an outbreak?

1:04:02 Guest Right.

1:04:03 Guest And they looked at it and said, this is what you have.

1:04:06 Guest Yeah. Like I got tested and everything and I went back.

1:04:09 Guest What kind of test did you get that?

1:04:11 Guest I had to give them like a semen test.

1:04:15 Guest Isn't that blood work that you do for...

1:04:17 Guest No, no, no. STD tests actually.

1:04:19 Guest Wait a minute. For herpes...

1:04:20 Guest They go into your penis and they scrape.

1:04:22 Guest Well, for herpes, you can actually just get a culture of the lesions. And so what do you mean a semen test, Cameron?

1:04:29 Guest Well, they took a little cotton swab and they rubbed around down there.

1:04:33 Guest Yeah. That's just your urethral swab, but you could get a culture out of that. So okay. And how do you think you contracted it?

1:04:42 Guest Um, I kind of messed around a couple of times and I was really drunk a couple of nights.

1:04:47 Guest All right. And now does she have it?

1:04:50 Guest I don't know, but...

1:04:52 Guest Well, you should tell her. I mean, she has to know to get checked out if there's a possibility that she can have it. You need to tell her to be honest with that.

1:05:01 Guest You're messing with this girl's life, dude.

1:05:03 Adam Well, where is she going to say, I got it?

1:05:07 Guest Where does she think I got it?

1:05:09 Guest Well, she doesn't know that he has it. Remember?

1:05:13 Adam I know, but...

1:05:13 Guest It can be genetic, can't it? You can cop out with, you know, can it be a genetic thing? You can get if your parent had it.

1:05:20 Guest When was the last time you showed up going, hey, honey, guess what? I just happened to have this big knot on my nut.

1:05:24 Guest No, no, no. Then you get it.

1:05:25 Guest I can remain dormant for a while.

1:05:27 Guest He means, can you get it? It wouldn't be genetic if you're exposed during delivery when the vagina and then you get in the eyes and it's all over your body.

1:05:33 Guest Oh, they told me that. Then you're spoiled.

1:05:35 Guest Then you really get problems.

1:05:37 Guest It's a whole different thing. All right, Cameron, I think the panel has spoken. It's time to get honest.

1:05:45 Drew You are an asshole.

1:05:47 Guest Ron, quiet.

1:05:49 Guest I didn't say that.

1:05:53 Guest All right, we're going to break. Adam.

1:05:55 Guest Oh, really?

1:05:55 Guest Yeah.

1:05:56 Adam All right. Well, we got the cast from Not Another Teen Movie in the studio tonight. It is coming out Friday. Tomorrow, nationwide, we're going to take a little break. Drew.

1:06:07 Guest Yeah.

1:06:08 Adam Who are we going to talk to when we come back?

1:06:10 Guest Well, Ron is pointing at various things. He wants to talk to Rachel, who's 20, never had an orgasm because she was raped at 13, she thinks.

1:06:16 Guest I just think it's a serious thing.

1:06:17 Guest Or would you rather talk to Dave, whose online girlfriend now lives with him. She's a stripper and cheating on him.

1:06:22 Guest That sounds fun.

1:06:23 Adam All right, let's combine the two and talk to Dachel who was raped at 13 and is dating a stripper.

1:06:32 Guest There you go.

1:06:33 Guest Okay.

1:06:34 Adam All right, after this. Yep, Loveline. Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

1:06:42 Guest Yes, indeed. We're having a huge discussion about herpes in here.

1:06:45 Adam In Vegas, Drew is in the herpes capital of the world, which is Los Angeles. Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans and Ron Lester are all in. They are from Not Another Teen Movie, which comes out tomorrow Friday.

1:07:01 Guest We do not have herpes.

1:07:02 Adam I have warts. And they're herpy food. All right, Drew, who are we going to? David or?

1:07:10 Guest Rachel.

1:07:10 Adam Rachel.

1:07:12 Guest Rachel.

1:07:13 Hey, guys.

1:07:13 Guest Hey.

1:07:15 Okay, my question is, at the age of 12, I was raped by my mom's ex-boyfriend.

1:07:20 Guest Nice.

1:07:21 Okay, and ever since then, I have not been able to have an orgasm. Now, I don't know if it's mental or physical, but I just, I can't reach it. My boyfriend has tried and many have tried.

1:07:35 Guest So, at 20, it's not uncommon for there to be difficulty with orgasm in a female, okay? So, it may just be you, regardless of the history. On the other hand, there's certain sort of symptoms that some people get that suggests that there's a severe emotional reaction to the trauma. One of the things someone will complain of is they really don't feel anything below their waist, particularly when they're having sex. They feel sort of disconnected from it. Does that happen with you? Yes.

1:08:01 Adam So, every chick I've been with has had that complaint. But wait a minute.

1:08:06 Guest Just because they say, are you in yet, doesn't mean they can't feel anything.

1:08:09 Adam Well, hold on. How dare you? They say, are you done a lot of the time. They don't always say, are you in yet. That's just at the beginning. Or, but here's one thing I found interesting. And maybe it was just the way you chose to phrase it. But you said ever since then, you haven't had an orgasm. Had you had any orgasms at age 12 or before the age of 12?

1:08:37 Caller Before that, yes. Wow. How old? Before 12?

1:08:41 Guest But this was with your mother's boyfriend or was this on your own?

1:08:47 Caller No, no, no, by myself.

1:08:49 Guest So you masturbate yourself?

1:08:51 Caller I learned early how to masturbate.

1:08:53 Guest You just got to let your guy know how to do it then. Yeah, I mean, if you can figure yourself out.

1:08:57 Guest She can't feel anything blow away since the trauma.

1:08:59 Guest It's almost like a cycle.

1:09:00 Guest So this is before 12.

1:09:02 Guest Wow. Before 12 she could do it. Now she's in a psychological place where she can't achieve orgasm.

1:09:07 Caller God, who's doing that as well? It's not just him. I can't do it by myself at all either.

1:09:11 Guest We hear you. Well, all right.

1:09:13 Adam And didn't she say she felt nothing below the waist?

1:09:16 Guest Yeah, she said that.

1:09:17 Adam And what about this guy, your mother's boyfriend? Has this guy ever been brought to justice?

1:09:25 Caller Yes, I had him arrested and he's been in jail.

1:09:28 Guest Good for you.

1:09:28 Caller Hopefully he got out this year.

1:09:30 Guest Good for you.

1:09:31 Adam Well, hopefully he was raped multiple times when he was in the joint.

1:09:35 Caller Hopefully. That's what I hope.

1:09:37 Adam And what about your mom? How do you get along with her?

1:09:40 Caller It's like an on and off relationship. It's not that deeply connected.

1:09:46 Adam Are you angry at her?

1:09:47 Guest You've had some therapy, huh?

1:09:49 Caller No, I didn't have therapy, but I kind of like helped myself.

1:09:53 Guest What did you do?

1:09:54 Caller Um, you kind of help. I don't know. Like I've I've coached myself through it, I guess I can say.

1:10:03 Adam No.

1:10:04 Guest Yeah, well, I mean, I was not that well. Adam says now close yourself off.

1:10:09 Caller I don't blame it on her, but I like I've helped myself to kind of get through it a little bit.

1:10:15 Adam Well, you've done a good is good a job as someone that's going to do, you know, for someone who's been through what you've been through. But you've got to get a little counseling and work on this with somebody else as well, right? Yeah.

1:10:29 Guest You think counseling is a bad thing either, because there's I've met some people lately who will sit there and go, oh, counseling to cop out, counseling is this or whatever. But you know what, especially in a situation like this, counseling may be your savior.

1:10:41 Guest Talking it out could be the best thing for you.

1:10:44 Guest Rachel, you mentioned a deep connection, and that was the language that I was cluing in on. When I said that you probably have had some therapy, and that's all therapy is, is a deep connection of experiencing yourself in reality. That's it. That's what it is. And if you're really doing that, you should sort of hook back up again to the reality of your sort of emotional arousal, your sexual arousal system, which you're disconnected from now.

1:11:08 Caller Right.

1:11:08 Adam All right?

1:11:09 Caller If I go to counseling and it doesn't help, what do I do?

1:11:12 Adam Well, it has to help.

1:11:14 Guest Well, it doesn't have to help.

1:11:16 Adam No, it doesn't. How dare you, Drew?

1:11:19 Guest Who's the doctor here, okay?

1:11:21 Adam It doesn't have to cure, but it will help.

1:11:25 Guest Can you have an orgasm by masturbating? Or can you just not feel it all together?

1:11:29 Caller No, I don't feel it all together now.

1:11:32 Adam And how's your boyfriend doing with this?

1:11:34 Caller He's been trying. I mean, he'll sit there for hours and hours and hours on end. Damn, girl.

1:11:40 Guest Hey, let me just say this. Make sure that no matter what, you let him know that you appreciate the fact that he is trying. Okay?

1:11:48 Guest Yeah, and I see that.

1:11:49 Guest No, no, I'm serious.

1:11:50 Caller I was like, let him know.

1:11:52 Guest No, I'm just serious. You gotta let him know that you appreciate he is trying and working out with him. Obviously, because you have, because you say, you know, he's trying, he's working with you. But the thing is, it's like, because after a while, if you're still, if there's no results, this guy is going to be going, well, obviously, it must be me.

1:12:05 Guest Right.

1:12:05 Guest And all that kind of stuff. And you don't want to mess him up.

1:12:09 Guest But the fact that she, I know, the fact that she was at MasterBand 412 and sort of actively masturbating, it's like, well, maybe there's even more here going on. That meets the eye of the eye. And you and I know a victim gets victimized and maybe something got to her.

1:12:22 Adam And crazy, maybe she should switch bases, dude.

1:12:25 Guest Maybe she should like, you know.

1:12:25 Guest No, no, no, no, no, no. Adam, I need a break. I just need a break from the intensity of these calls. And I was flipping through one of our resource books. I came upon a list that you and I compiled about 70s humor. We'd like to see return to the small screen.

1:12:41 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. What the hell were we doing?

1:12:44 Guest I don't know. But look, voodoo dolls.

1:12:46 Adam Yeah.

1:12:47 Guest Gorilla suits. Or just gorillas. Amnesia.

1:12:50 Adam Yeah, a good gorilla guy. Yeah, a guy in the gorilla suit.

1:12:53 Guest Steak on a black eye.

1:12:55 Guest Yeah, that's funny. That is funny.

1:12:59 Guest Let's see. Make mine a double. Evil Twin. Same actor, two parts.

1:13:04 Adam How about shattering glass with a high-pitched voice? That doesn't exist anymore either.

1:13:11 Guest That's gone.

1:13:12 Guest Changing opinion midstream, like Larry Tate would always do just because your customer thinks it's called a reversal. Souffle.

1:13:18 Adam Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Larry would go, Stevens, that is the worst idea I ever. And then the client would come in and go, I love it. I love it too, Stevens.

1:13:30 Guest White suit, straight jackets, crazy people who think they're Napoleon.

1:13:33 Adam Yeah. Those were simpler times. Butterfly nets, you chase them around with.

1:13:39 Guest Pregnancy humor, you know, Fred Flintstone drive away without his wife when she's having the baby.

1:13:43 Adam Oh yeah, that.

1:13:44 Guest The bag's already packed and all that kind of stuff.

1:13:46 Adam That whole run to the hospital where you check everything off the list, but you forget your wife, who's very calm.

1:13:53 Guest Well, you're panicking. Can you imagine if, like, on Gilligan's Island, if Gillian knocked up one of the chicks, where would they take her? And could he forget her on the island?

1:14:00 Adam Oh, and listen, there was a very controversial episode.

1:14:03 Guest Do you think about that often?

1:14:04 Adam Mary Ann had an abortion. Yeah.

1:14:07 Guest Sure, that was one of the porn films you...

1:14:09 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:14:10 Guest She gave birth to a coconut.

1:14:13 Guest What was the porn film called?

1:14:14 Guest That was funny in my mind. Because coconuts are funny.

1:14:19 Adam You expect a joke to be all lined up waiting for you each time you ask for one?

1:14:24 Guest No, I expect you actually saw a Gilligan's Island porn. You've seen every other spinoff porn.

1:14:29 Adam I have not seen a Gilligan's Island porn.

1:14:31 Guest I can give you one.

1:14:33 Adam Go ahead.

1:14:33 Guest God, what's the name of it?

1:14:36 Guest Gilligan does the, you know, I don't know.

1:14:39 Adam You see that?

1:14:40 Guest I give up. We'll go back to calls.

1:14:42 Adam He's nothing without a script.

1:14:43 Guest Dave is 24.

1:14:45 Guest Hello?

1:14:45 Guest Dave.

1:14:46 Guest Yeah, I'm calling because I moved this girl out from North Carolina that I met online and she felt totally madly in love with me and I didn't feel the same way.

1:14:56 Guest Hold on.

1:14:57 Adam Gilligan Seaman.

1:14:59 Guest That's it.

1:15:00 Adam All right. That's not bad.

1:15:02 Guest A three-hour.

1:15:04 Guest Well, it's really only a 15-minute film, but it takes three hours to get through it because it's that bad. Anyway.

1:15:11 Guest Go ahead.

1:15:12 Guest Want me to go ahead?

1:15:13 Guest Yeah.

1:15:14 Guest Okay. Well, anyway, she comes out here, right? I get her to start tripping out there because she couldn't make enough money to come out here. And to make a long story short, I ended up giving her a bus ticket to come out here because she loved me so much and she wanted to be with me.

1:15:27 Guest Wait. She fell in love with you online?

1:15:29 Guest Yeah.

1:15:30 Guest Didn't you find that rather suspicious? Isn't that?

1:15:32 Guest Dude, that stuff is creepy, dude.

1:15:34 Guest I'm sorry.

1:15:36 Guest I know it works out for some people, but I got to tell you, just the idea, it's creepy.

1:15:41 Guest The whole concept of wit and a personality is lost on a computer screen, I think.

1:15:46 Guest Well, it's weird. She was so incredibly in love with me. I thought for sure, even if she saw me, she wasn't totally satisfied with what I looked like. She'd seen me before on a webcam. She would be interested in me enough to put up with me for a while, and then she would eventually go back home.

1:15:59 Guest You just have...

1:16:00 Guest Are you just playing with her?

1:16:01 Guest Well, I know. I mean, personally, I think this guy has self-issue problems as far as not thinking he's good enough. But on the other hand, it's like, dude, I'm sorry. Just having some chick fall madly in love with you off the computer and never personally meet you and, you know, dude, you got to be telling yourself, dude, there's something wrong.

1:16:21 Guest I mean, yeah, deep down my mind, like, you know.

1:16:22 Guest But here's the deal.

1:16:24 Guest Nut job!

1:16:24 Guest Yeah, yeah. He doesn't care he's going to get laid, say.

1:16:27 Guest I did get laid, by the way.

1:16:28 Guest Right, see?

1:16:28 Adam All right.

1:16:29 Guest So, great hand to the rescue, baby.

1:16:31 Adam What happened? She came out.

1:16:33 Guest This is the genius of the male mind. There it is.

1:16:35 Guest Power. Well, anyway, this is how I figured it. I paid $161 to change somebody's life, to give up their family. It was more like a power trip thing, okay? And then she came out here, I got laid, so I'm figuring, you know, I can take a girl out, you know, take her out for a few nights, and then finally get laid, and after spending several hundred dollars.

1:16:52 Guest So for less than $300, you got some of the best nookies in your life, and...

1:16:56 Guest I want all the women listening to take notes, because Dave is being abjectly honest about how his brain works.

1:17:03 Guest Exactly.

1:17:04 Guest And he's diabolical, he's got a little bit of the...

1:17:06 Guest At least he's honest.

1:17:07 Guest But you're honest.

1:17:08 Guest He's very honest, and women look for that.

1:17:10 Guest I'm very interested here.

1:17:10 Guest And all men have some element of Dave in them. Dave is just... Do you agree, Adam?

1:17:16 Adam Well, wait, I'm trying to hear the rest of Dave's story. Because I think he's got a crescendo.

1:17:20 Guest Oh, geez.

1:17:21 Guest Okay.

1:17:21 Guest Well, he's defending him.

1:17:22 Guest That was a big word for Adam, by the way.

1:17:24 Guest Okay, you want to hear the rest of the story?

1:17:26 Guest All right.

1:17:26 Adam Okay. I do.

1:17:27 Guest For three days, we pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend. We totally did not click. And then it just came up one day. And she's just like, you know, I just want to be bed buddies. And I'm like, okay. And it progressively got worse. She started stripping, whatever. And then she's like, do you mind if I see other guys? I'm like, yeah, totally go ahead and do it.

1:17:46 Guest Are you living together at this point?

1:17:47 Guest Yeah, we're actually still sleeping in the same bed, but we're not having sex.

1:17:50 Guest By the way, she's madly in love with him.

1:17:52 Guest That was over. That ended.

1:17:54 Guest That's what I'm saying. It totally vanished. It vanished. It like disappeared. Like the love is gone.

1:17:59 Guest But damn Internet relationships.

1:18:01 Guest Yeah.

1:18:01 Guest They never work.

1:18:02 Guest Yeah, exactly. I've been through a few of them.

1:18:04 Guest As soon as the DSL messes up.

1:18:06 Guest You've been through a few of them?

1:18:07 Guest Well, a few like online fling things. You know, they never work.

1:18:12 Guest What is your deal with going online to find a woman?

1:18:15 Guest What do I what?

1:18:16 Guest What's your deal with that?

1:18:17 Guest How do you pull it off?

1:18:18 Guest Yeah.

1:18:19 Guest How do I pull it off? Do you think I have a sexy voice?

1:18:22 Guest No.

1:18:23 Guest I got a hard one.

1:18:26 Guest I listen to Am's voice and my nipples get hard. You don't turn me on. Okay, but check this out.

1:18:31 Guest Most girls online are lonely. They're alone. In her case, she lives out in middle North Carolina.

1:18:35 Guest So are guys who are online by the way.

1:18:37 Guest No, they can be just predators.

1:18:39 Guest Yeah, but I don't know.

1:18:40 Guest He's like, you're just a Greek guy.

1:18:42 Guest But anyways, like, her life was like terrible, right? She just broke up with her boyfriend. She wants me to talk to her.

1:18:48 Guest Aren't you a savior?

1:18:49 Guest Yeah, I was there to talk to her. But, you know, and she came out here and everything was great. And, but anyways, but the thing is, is that it's really weird for me right now because I know that she doesn't want to be here. I don't want her here, but she's not making good money stripping right now, like a hundred bucks a night, whatever, which is really bad for stripping.

1:19:07 Guest And, yeah, dude, Ron makes like three hundo.

1:19:13 Guest I can show them get tipped a big grand like that easily.

1:19:16 Adam Well, what's she look like?

1:19:18 Guest She's really cute, actually. Every girl, you know, this is another stereotype, which is a bunch of, you know what? All the girls I've met online are a lot better looking than I expected. I've never had a bad experience and I swear.

1:19:31 Adam Okay, so what do you want to do with her now? Get rid of her or what do you want to do?

1:19:35 Guest I don't know. It's like she still wants to, like I logged all of her online conversations when I'm at work and I was looking today and she didn't say anything negative about me to her mom or anything.

1:19:47 Guest Wait, you're logging in on her conversations with other people?

1:19:53 Guest There's a message archive on like, y'all are doing it.

1:19:55 Adam Alright, listen, listen, you screwed up sociopath.

1:19:59 Guest No doubt.

1:20:00 Adam This guy's a sociopath. Look, if you're not into her, just get rid of her and then get another one.

1:20:05 Guest I'd love to put her on the ground.

1:20:06 Guest Yeah, because obviously you really get efficient.

1:20:08 Guest You really can hurt other people, Dave.

1:20:10 Adam But he's not hurting anyone. She's not interested in him either.

1:20:14 Guest Yeah, but listen, this world was life has been turned upside down. She's now-

1:20:18 Guest Yeah, but she's let herself get turned upside down. One, she's a stripper. Two, she's-

1:20:23 Guest People participate, I understand, but Dave needs to come to terms with the fact that he affects other people.

1:20:28 Guest Yeah.

1:20:28 Guest But, Dr. Drew, like, what should I do? I'm not going to throw it on the street. I'm not that type of person, right?

1:20:33 Guest Is this just about a power?

1:20:34 Guest Are you sure at this point?

1:20:35 Guest No, no, I swear to God. I mean, if I was that type of person, she would have been on the street already.

1:20:39 Guest Dude, get a clue. Does she have no way to support herself?

1:20:43 Guest Other than stripping, no. And she spends money too much to where she can just go out and get another place.

1:20:48 Guest Why doesn't she- You move out and she just stays there and-

1:20:51 Guest No way. I mean, I cannot do that.

1:20:53 Adam Wait a minute. She's not that interested in you either. You're not going to break her heart, are you?

1:20:58 Guest Well, she was crying the other night after we had sex, right?

1:21:02 Guest Well, you just said you were sleeping-

1:21:03 Guest I thought you weren't sleeping together.

1:21:04 Guest No, no, this is the other night. This is the right one.

1:21:06 Guest Oh, this is a couple nights ago. This isn't tonight.

1:21:10 Guest Yeah, this guy hasn't really even had 24 hours of like, oh, we're not together with the psycho chick anymore, so let's call Dr. Drew.

1:21:17 Guest Yeah, like after we had sex, she was crying. And sex was terrible, she kept saying, are you done yet, are you done yet, whatever.

1:21:24 Guest Adam, wasn't that Sadie?

1:21:25 Guest Yeah, that's my daughter. But anyways, like after we were done, she started crying. And I'm like, what's wrong? And she's like, I don't want you to, you know, I don't really want to have sex anymore. And she's like, and I don't want you to kick me out because I'm not giving you sex or whatever. And, you know, and she was just like, almost like she was doing that to stay here.

1:21:43 Guest Well, yeah, she recognizes the only reason why you have her there is the boner.

1:21:48 Adam Don't you think that's sad? Here's the deal. You make your bed, you sleep in it. You send a bus ticket to some screwball that's halfway across the country.

1:21:56 Guest Like in Dallas.

1:21:57 Adam And now you can't get them out of your house. Good. You learned a valuable lesson.

1:22:03 Guest I will never do it again.

1:22:04 Guest Everybody in America, don't do it because it never works out.

1:22:07 Adam Good.

1:22:08 Guest This guy is going to be doing it next week.

1:22:10 Guest He should write a book.

1:22:11 Guest As soon as he gets rid of her, you know he's going to be online. Do it again.

1:22:14 Adam Give her some money, get her set up in another apartment and get her out of there. That's it.

1:22:19 Guest You have a little responsibility here. Belly up, let's go.

1:22:22 Adam Good. He should be punished with a psychopath in his bed.

1:22:25 Guest Yes, yes, he should. Well, listen, I don't know that she's a psychopath. This is what a pathetic situation she's in.

1:22:31 Guest Probably wasn't. Probably wasn't.

1:22:34 Adam She just rendered desperate. Yeah, I mean, here's the sad thing about the Internet and about guys and about life in general, is the ones who need, the ones who have been through the most have to endure the most even though they've already lived this horrible life.

1:22:50 Guest At the hands of the same people, basically, that have been perpetrating this against them their whole life. Right, right. They find more of them their whole life.

1:22:57 Adam Right, as if whatever this girl's step-daddy did to her many years ago wasn't bad enough, she's got to get hooked up with this jackass in modern day and take a bus ticket out. And what is it with that bus ticket anywhere? Anyway, I mean, you can fly anywhere in this country for 89 bucks now. You gotta take four days. This country?

1:23:20 Guest Well, our next call when we get back from the break is a 61 year old bus driver who has a passenger who's in love with him. And we can ask him about the economics of using the bus.

1:23:31 Adam Well, he's working the city beat, but I'm guessing.

1:23:35 Guest It's another San Diego, lots of San Diego calls.

1:23:37 Guest It's the bouncing in the seat.

1:23:39 Guest All right, we're going to break. The cast of Not Another Teen Movie is here. Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, and Ron Lester. And we will be back.

1:23:51 Guest Hey, this is Eddie K. Thomas from American Pie, and you're listening to the two smartest people to ever be born, Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla. Wow.

1:24:00 Guest Nice praise.

1:24:01 Adam Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, and Ron Lester are all in the studio tonight from Not Another Teen Movie. Comes out in about 14 minutes or so. Friday, tomorrow, nationwide.

1:24:15 Guest And by the way, Chyler and Chris' lives will never be the same.

1:24:19 Guest Oh, this is the first big.

1:24:20 Guest This is our first movie.

1:24:23 Guest Good luck.

1:24:26 Guest You can't sweat on this, can you?

1:24:28 Guest Sure you can.

1:24:28 Guest God, sorry.

1:24:34 Guest Chris is so funny.

1:24:37 Guest Alright, here we go. This is the bus driver. And his name is Adam.

1:24:42 Guest Yes, good evening. Thank you for taking my call. I listen to your program very frequently and it's very informative. I have a problem.

1:24:50 Guest Ron, easy.

1:24:51 Guest I'm sorry.

1:24:52 Guest Go ahead, Adam.

1:24:53 Guest Congratulations on your new movie, by the way. The two guests that you have there.

1:24:57 Guest Thank you.

1:24:59 Guest I have a problem. I have this gal that's on my bus. She's about 16. She's a junior in high school. And just making conversation with her, you know, I said, you know, how are your academics? What are you going to do after high school? Are you going to go to college?

1:25:13 Drew Whatever.

1:25:14 Guest And she is, you know, kind of good looking. And I said, you know, you ought to consider a career in modeling. And that way you could make money and still go to school and it would pay for your school. And it's just very general. There's never been any innuendo on my part as far as, you know, let's get together sometime. You know, I've got grandchildren older than this girl.

1:25:34 Guest All right. So what's the question?

1:25:36 Guest All right. She gives me a note one day. She says, here, read this when you get a chance. And I get to the end of the line. And it was kind of like, hey, thanks a lot for, you know, talking to me and helping me sort things out, blah, blah, blah. So she gets on the bus again and I thank her. I said, hey, thanks a lot. That was very nice. And we start talking. And about a week later, she gives me another note. And she says, here, read this when you get a chance. So I get to my layover point. I'm reading this note. Now, this note is kind of explicit. I mean, you know, she's like, I'd like you to hold me, you know, hold you in my arms. I'd like to make love to you, blah, blah, you know. And I'm going, wow, where in the hell did she come up with this? I mean, you know, I've never even even suggested.

1:26:17 Guest Well, here's what happens in people that are not used to having any sort of honest, direct, connected caring, any sort of intimacy of any type. They will eroticize, particularly in this situation, you being an older male, she probably has some issues with that. They'll eroticize overtures that are just normal and friendly. And your job as the adult is to hold a very firm boundary against her overtures.

1:26:49 Adam Not even a blow job?

1:26:50 Guest Not even that.

1:26:51 Guest No, no, no. Listen, I told her, I said, look, we're just friends here, right? I said, let's not get carried away. You know, I said, I talk to you and everything. I said, but I'm old enough to be your grandfather. What the hell is this kid seeing me? And then another thing, like I told your screener, I don't want her building castles in the air and then go home and tell her mom and dad, you know, I'm in love with this man and he doesn't reciprocate or...

1:27:14 Adam Well, listen Adam, Adam, Adam, don't worry. There's no dad for her to go home to.

1:27:20 Guest Exactly.

1:27:20 Adam I can assure you of that. And by the way, how old are you? 61. You are the oldest Adam I've ever met.

1:27:30 Guest Adam has possibly lived to 60 with your name.

1:27:33 Adam You don't see any guys named Adam who are like old bus drivers, do you? It's an old bus driver. Your name should be Frank or Tony.

1:27:42 Guest Well, I'm Italian, by the way.

1:27:44 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too. My stupid parents screwed me with this Adam. Everyone thinks I'm Jewish.

1:27:53 Guest But anyway, you want to know, how do I divest myself of the situation? How do I keep it under control?

1:28:00 Adam Oh, you don't do it. Listen, if you're, Adam, if you're not tempted, you don't have to do anything. You just keep your hands at 10 and 2 and, you know, mind the road.

1:28:10 Guest It'll be good for her to come up against the boundary, for her to realize that someone can care for her and it not become an erotic encounter.

1:28:19 Guest Okay.

1:28:19 Guest She was probably sexually abused when she was younger. That's sort of typical if somebody has that history.

1:28:23 Guest Oh, brother, I hope not. All right.

1:28:25 Adam Good times. You just drive and...

1:28:27 Guest Adam, cue up the good word.

1:28:28 Adam Let her sit back there. Yeah. God bless you for not doing something weird with her.

1:28:32 Guest That's right.

1:28:32 Adam But, hey, you know what? Think about this, Drew. You know, people ask me what my nationality is all the time and I tell them Italian and they're kind of surprised. But if my name was Tony Carolla, everyone would know I was Italian, right?

1:28:46 Guest Everyone. Everyone.

1:28:48 Adam Or it'd be a layup. It's a no-brainer.

1:28:50 Guest I thought you were Swedish.

1:28:52 Adam Hey, Adam Carolla, now everyone's all screwed up.

1:28:55 Guest Yeah.

1:28:57 Guest Well, that's just another way your parents screwed you.

1:28:59 Adam Yeah, don't worry. I'm getting them back.

1:29:00 Guest I thought you were Swedish with those high cheekbones of his.

1:29:02 Guest Oh, yeah, and the light reflection of hair and all. Tiffany, 19.

1:29:07 Guest Hello.

1:29:08 Guest Hi, Tiffany.

1:29:09 Guest Hi, how are you?

1:29:09 Guest Good. We got about two minutes here.

1:29:12 Guest I've just got a quick question. Me and my boyfriend had a threesome. And the point is that she said that she didn't remember him being in her, but when she woke up, that he was around that area because we were all very, very drunk. And then she told me the other day that she was experiencing a little itchiness down there, but I haven't experienced any of it. And I've hit it a little bit more than she has. And so I was wondering if that could be so.

1:29:41 Guest I'm sorry.

1:29:42 Guest Did anybody fall that?

1:29:47 Adam No, which, yeah.

1:29:48 Guest Go ahead and run it.

1:29:50 Guest I mean, I don't know if he, or she's got it, STD down.

1:29:54 Guest I mean, you had symptoms that you didn't tell anybody about?

1:29:57 Guest No, no, no. She's been boinking this guy more than the other girl has, but the girl that she did the threesome with all of a sudden is getting kind of itchy. Wow, isn't it scary, Adam, that you and I are the only ones who've fallen down?

1:30:10 Guest Yeah, but I got that part of it, but I also thought she said she had some itchiness she wasn't telling anybody about.

1:30:14 Guest No, no, no.

1:30:14 Adam She's been hitting it.

1:30:17 Guest Sorry.

1:30:18 Guest She's been boning the guy more than the other girl.

1:30:21 Guest And wonders why she isn't getting something, too.

1:30:23 Adam Why doesn't she have it?

1:30:25 Guest I just got a question. Was this your first threesome?

1:30:27 Guest Um, yes.

1:30:28 Guest How was it?

1:30:29 Guest Um, it was quite interesting, and I'm looking forward to doing it again with her.

1:30:34 Guest When two chicks in the same bed.

1:30:40 Adam Ron is going to have a very long drive to make this.

1:30:44 Guest Because you're into the guy, Tiffany?

1:30:46 Guest Um, I'm sorry, what did you say?

1:30:48 Guest Because you're into the guy, and you know that's the only way he's going to get with you?

1:30:51 Guest Oh, no, because, I mean, we've been dating for like four or five months. And, I mean, he's ten years older than me.

1:30:57 Adam Oh. How old are you?

1:30:59 Guest I'm 19.

1:31:00 Guest Oh, he's 29.

1:31:01 Adam That son of a bitch.

1:31:03 Guest That's a lucky man.

1:31:04 Adam How old is your friend?

1:31:06 Guest She's 18.

1:31:07 Adam Oh, is she hot?

1:31:08 Guest Yeah.

1:31:09 Adam God, I'm going to beat off to this.

1:31:12 Guest Do you have a video camera?

1:31:13 Guest Um, actually, we videotaped it.

1:31:15 Guest All right.

1:31:16 Guest Could you send a copy to me and Adam?

1:31:18 Guest All right, well, you know.

1:31:20 Guest Get two chicks in the same bed.

1:31:22 Guest Don't. All right, here's the deal. We're out of time. But condoms, condoms, condoms. Maybe she just has a yeast infection. Maybe she just has a vaginitis that you haven't contracted. Or maybe we got something more going on here. No way we can know.

1:31:33 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back to wrap up after this. Well, that is it for another fabulous week of Loveline. I want to thank our guests, Chyler, Chris and Ron, all from Not Another Teen Movie. Coming out Friday. Coming out in about, well, now, everybody. So go out there.

1:32:07 Guest Can you go see it now?

1:32:08 Adam No.

1:32:09 Guest No, huh?

1:32:10 Guest What, right now?

1:32:11 Guest Can you go see the movie now?

1:32:15 Guest Sometime today.

1:32:16 Guest On the East Coast, probably.

1:32:18 Adam Drew, you idiot, would you shut up? Can you see it now? Wait till it comes out in the morning, then you go see it. All right, I want to thank, who? Producer Ann for doing a great job. Yeah, we like Ann Lark. Stink all over the show. Yay! I want to thank Damien for doing a great job on the phones.

1:32:34 Guest Damien!

1:32:37 Adam Tara, don't call me Tara, for doing a great job on the phones. And who the hell else am I forgetting here? Oh, yes, Anderson, Engineer Anderson, for making it possible for me to sound like I'm sitting right next to Drew. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:32:56 Drew And I get them blindfolded, I tried to defecate in their vagina.

1:33:00 Adam No, you don't.

1:33:03 Guest This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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