Episode 1000754886800

14:02 Oh my God.

17:30 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

17:41 Voiceover Hey, hey, hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191-DRDREW. Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. I gotta warn you, Drew, I got some world-class gas tonight.

17:57 Drew Oh, you know what?

17:58 Adam Novelty.

17:59 Drew I could have, I could.

18:00 Adam Novelty gas.

18:01 Drew You know what?

18:01 Adam Novelty.

18:02 Drew I ate at a restaurant tonight, which 90% of the dishes were loaded with garlic, and I thought, you know, when I'm really ready, like, to take the next day off, and I want to really hurt Adam, I'm gonna sit down for a huge meal here and finish off a little scallion.

18:14 Adam Do you have to take the next day off?

18:18 Drew I couldn't be around people.

18:19 Adam For the next day?

18:21 Drew Plus, I'd be in pain. Seriously, I'd be sick all day.

18:23 Adam See, Drew's a very lucky man in that he knows what he should eat or not eat to give him gas. Whereas for me, it's just serine crappity.

18:34 Drew Yeah.

18:35 Adam It's a big spin of the cosmic wheel. I never know.

18:38 Drew Really?

18:39 Adam But I'll tell you, tonight, my number came up.

18:43 Drew And if it comes up, yeah, it's disturbing.

18:45 Adam Yeah. Now, the good news is, is I let 750,000 cubic feet of gas out in my den in the last hour and a half.

18:56 Drew Laughing maniacally.

18:57 Adam Yes, like a mad man. So alone.

19:01 Drew Oh, no doubt.

19:02 Adam Yeah, I love that. But there's still maybe something left. So we'll see if we can work that up. All right. Is there anything we're missing here, Drew?

19:09 Drew Coffee.

19:10 Adam Oh, yes. Coffee. That's right. That's right. All right. Ready to go to the phone.

19:14 Drew Let's go.

19:14 Adam Oh, hey, the man shows on tonight.

19:17 Drew Is it mine? My show?

19:18 Adam Comedy Central. It may be yours, Drew. You never know.

19:22 Drew How's your cleaver?

19:24 Adam Oh, I think Jimmy canceled that.

19:27 Drew Oh, the whole thing?

19:29 Adam Yeah, yeah. I got to talk to Jimmy about that.

19:32 Drew Why?

19:33 Adam Well, look, anyone who listened to the show Thursday night knew that Chim Chim.

19:38 Drew Pan Pan.

19:39 Adam Pan Pan. Let me explain something. And I'm sure Pan Pan's listening, and I don't care care. Okay. And is this going to become the thrust of the show? You had to bring it up. I forgot about it. Okay, let me just tell everyone something, and then we'll move on. This is Closure from Thursday night.

19:56 Drew Okay.

19:57 Adam Pan Pan, a friend of Drew's wife, young kid, called me on my cell phone to try to sell me knives a week ago. I told him, because Drew's wife gave him my cell phone number. Which is a horrible mistake.

20:14 Drew Pleased you immensely.

20:15 Adam He's a very pushy guy, this Pan Pan. Nice kid, pushy. He came in here and he wanted to sell me some knives. So I told him to come in and meet me here with Jimmy, and maybe I'd buy a knife. Well, what you guys don't know, and our audience is really going to appreciate this, what Pan Pan wanted to sell me is like a 32-piece set for $1,800 essentially. He had it in mind that he wanted to make like a $14 to $1,800 sale.

20:44 Drew Seriously?

20:45 Adam Yeah, and what I had in mind is that I was going to buy a handful of steak knives for 80 bucks.

20:50 Drew $14 to $1,800?

20:52 Adam Yeah, he was showing me stuff that was in the, in the, you know, over a grand. Oh my God. By the way, go talk to your wife about what she dropped. Oh, Drew's got a look on his face. Call her during the commercial, Drew, and find out what she dropped. So here's the deal. Pan Pan was here all night, cutting rope, screwing with me and Jimmy. He's a very pushy guy. And at the end of the night, I said to him, look, I got a set of those Henkel knives, those good German knives already. Actually, I have two sets of them. I don't need knives. But I'll tell you what I don't have. I don't have that cleaver. How much is that cleaver? Well, the cleaver is like 119 bucks, right? And just because Pan Pan's been bussing, you know, hanging out all night, and I was bussing his chops, and I like Jimmy, and Jimmy said he didn't have a cleaver. I didn't want to make it a waste of Pan Pan's time. I said, listen, Pan Pan, I said, I said, look, I'll tell you what, just give me the two cleavers, and we'll call it a night. And Pan Pan was pissed pissed. He was not happy to hear that at all. He kept going, like, no, come on, let me show you the catalog, this, that, and the other. And I finally said to him, look, you're lucky you're getting the two cleavers, just sign me up for the two cleavers, whatever I gotta do, and let's do it. Well, the two cleavers with shipping and everything, $270.

22:14 Drew Yeah, that's a lot. For these two cleavers.

22:17 Adam Meanwhile, I was over at the Bed Bath and Beyond, and I saw the Henkel knife, which is sort of the, I don't know, Mercedes Benz of knives. I saw a cleaver, $39. $39. Okay, he wanted $119, fine, F it, give them to me. But then he was pissed, and he didn't say thanks, and he shoved the receipt at me, and he was angry, and he was like kind of curt and short, and like it was like the end of a bad date, where I'd try to grab a boob, and the chick was pissed or something. It was like really weird. And then I was driving home with Jimmy, and Jimmy said, hey, F him. And I said, well, he was disappointed. You know, he thought he was going to make a big sale. And he said, hey, F that guy. He spent 270 bucks, and he's like throwing the receipt at you, and he's pissed off. He's mad he had to come down to the radio station. He's calling you on his cell phone. F him. So he said, I'm going to call him and cancel the credit card. So it's canceled. Well, cancel the order. Call the credit card company. So Pan Pan, if you're listening, you had a sale, but your attitude screwed you in the end. Let that be a lesson to everybody. Thank you. Heather, you're 20.

23:28 Caller Yes.

23:28 Adam What's up?

23:30 Caller Well, I really, really want Dave Matthews' band tickets, and I didn't have money at the time when they went on sale. And I know this DJ from Radio Station, so I called him one night and I was kind of drunk. And I offered to give him a lap dance for some tickets, and I want to know if there's anything wrong with that.

23:46 Adam No, that's fine. Just a lap dance?

23:49 Caller Yeah, just a lap dance.

23:52 Drew Who, a disc jockeying, a radio guy?

23:54 Yeah.

23:55 Drew Adam, please.

23:56 Adam Well, what's he going to do, rape her?

23:58 Drew Okay, for starters, perhaps.

24:00 Adam Well, where are you giving him the lap dance?

24:03 Well, down at the station.

24:04 Adam All right, it's a bunch of other guys hanging around?

24:06 Caller Yeah.

24:07 Adam And what are you supposed to be wearing?

24:08 Caller Well, just random wear, I guess. I don't know.

24:10 Drew Oh my God.

24:11 Adam That's fine.

24:12 Drew It's going down a path.

24:13 Adam No, it's not. She wants to save Matthew. Look, let me explain something.

24:16 Drew She's got to at least bring with her the 350 pound African American guy, right?

24:21 Adam Who is that?

24:21 Drew The one that protects her bouncer. Yeah.

24:23 Adam Who flips the cassette on the boombox that he brings along. Hey, Heather. Yeah. Look, Drew got... Listen to what I'm going to say to Drew to make you feel better. Guys do these stunts all the time where they, you know, chug some gutter water or dive into a kiddie pool full of beans or something. They do all these stunts to get tickets for stuff. Yeah. All right, this is it. A few minutes of humiliation, you get your tickets and have a good time. You know what I'm saying? Guys shave their head or, you know, put the I'm gay sticker on their ass and walk around for a week. You know what I'm talking about? That's what this is. All right, fine, Heather.

25:03 Caller Well, is it acting out though? Because I've kind of always wanted to do that, you know, like people make a list of things they always wanted to do, like fly the plane.

25:10 Drew It's acting out, but it's not, provided this doesn't send you down a career path. It's, you know, it says something about you, but not necessarily.

25:17 Adam That's all right. Many a 20-year-old woman has that impulse. That's fine. Mike?

25:23 Yeah.

25:24 Adam You're 29.

25:25 Caller Hi.

25:25 Adam What's up?

25:27 I was, I wanted to ask a question.

25:29 Caller Is there always such a thing as cancer of the penis?

25:31 Drew Yeah.

25:32 There is.

25:33 Drew That's cancer of everything, basically. All it means, cancer is, you know, your body is made up of many, many hundreds of different kinds of cell types, and a cancer is just one of those cell types suddenly dividing out of control. So, basically, anything can become cancer.

25:47 So, I mean, it's something that could begin there or would end up there.

25:50 Drew It begins there.

25:51 It begins there.

25:52 Drew And it's associated with...

25:53 Adam Well, it could end up there, too, right?

25:55 Drew No, no. They don't metastasize the penis.

25:58 Adam They don't?

25:58 Drew No.

25:59 Adam Maybe there is a god.

26:00 Drew Yeah. But this, they're associated, cancer, the penis is associated with warts, the wart virus.

26:07 Adam So, let me just understand something. Your body has hundreds, thousands, or millions of different types of cells.

26:16 Drew Hundreds of different types.

26:17 Adam Hundreds of different types.

26:18 Drew Maybe thousands.

26:18 Adam These cells in your liver would be different from the cells that make up your lips.

26:23 Drew Completely, yes. Very different. Differentiation, the cells differentiate in different types and different.

26:29 Adam And in each, anything that has its own type of cell can construct and turn into cancer.

26:35 Drew That kind of cancer, lip cancer.

26:37 Adam By those cells spinning off.

26:39 Drew Those cells suddenly de-undifferentiate and become, they don't connect with each other normally and they just start growing abnormally and then spread throughout your body.

26:47 Adam Right. And whatever was that was made up of the cell starts to come undone. Right.

26:53 Drew Well, no, no. It just determines the kind of cancer it is. Those cell types have certain characteristic behaviors when they become cancerous.

27:00 Adam But if you get liver cancer and you got your liver cells and they start not interlocking anymore.

27:07 Drew Well, for instance, you have a melanoma. A tiny little dot in your skin.

27:11 Adam Right.

27:12 Drew It doesn't do anything to your skin, but it travels all over your body before you even find out it's there. And it starts growing in your brain and growing in your liver. And then you got problems.

27:19 Adam All right. Bad times. Denisha?

27:23 It's Denisha. Whatever.

27:26 Adam All right. What's up there, Denisha?

27:28 All right. Thank you. Thank you.

27:30 Adam 14. Go ahead. Go ahead.

27:34 I wanted to know, like, if a boy got crazed, what do it look like? And what could it do to a girl? And what's the real name for it so I could look it up?

27:42 Adam Interesting.

27:43 Drew Pubic lice is one way of calling them. And I can't remember the exact Latin name for it out of my head.

27:52 Adam Scratches sacum.

27:54 Drew No, I almost got it.

27:58 Adam All right, Drew, you think about that.

27:59 Drew And they look like little tiny, tiny little dots that move very, very slowly. They almost look like little tiny moles that when you look at closely, are lo and behold, are attached to the hair.

28:08 Adam You ever see a flea circus?

28:10 Drew No. Yeah, they look like fleas. They look like fleas.

28:11 Adam They look like fleas.

28:13 Drew But they don't move. They don't move. They just sit there.

28:15 Adam Well, they do move a little bit.

28:16 Drew Tiny bit, very slow. And they sit.

28:18 What do they do to a girl? Does it get infected or?

28:22 Drew No, it just causes a bad rash and itch.

28:26 Adam It's like having fleas. It's lice.

28:27 Drew Yeah, it's lice.

28:27 Adam It's lice.

28:28 And so how would you get rid of it?

28:29 Drew You take a certain shampoo and soap that you get from your doctor and you have to get rid of it. Why are you worried about this?

28:36 Adam Did you have that?

28:38 Because I didn't really know what it was. I just heard because somebody told me that the person who I was with had it and she was with him. And so I started getting all freaked out and stuff.

28:48 Drew Alright, well you're 14, you're having sex with guys, you don't know what sexually transmitted diseases are.

28:53 Caller Not guys, just one guy and one time.

28:56 Drew But there are certainly more serious sexually transmitted diseases you should concern yourself with than just lice.

29:01 Adam Do you itch down there?

29:02 Caller Kind of.

29:03 Drew Well, it's probably not crabs, it's probably something more serious, something like infection.

29:07 Adam Well, it's hard to tell, I know. When you start thinking you've got crabs, you immediately start itching, right?

29:13 Caller Kind of.

29:14 Adam Yeah, but listen, you would be able to see them on you.

29:17 Drew Yeah, you see them in the pubic hair area.

29:19 Caller It's because I got like a red, that's like sore and like it hurt when you touch it.

29:24 Drew You have a sore now?

29:25 Caller Yeah.

29:26 Drew You need to get your ass to the doctor. Do you understand me?

29:30 Caller Yes, sir.

29:31 Drew That is not crabs.

29:32 Caller What was that?

29:33 It could be scurvy.

29:34 Adam It could be herpes.

29:35 Drew It could be herpes, it could be syphilis, doesn't typically hurt, but any ulcer needs to be looked at. While it's there, because that's needed, doctor needs to see the sore in order to make the diagnosis. Aye. All right.

29:46 Adam All right, Dinesha. All right, take care of yourself. Aye.

29:50 Drew Do you want to do this?

29:53 Adam Pan Pan? Yeah. Am I going on day number four with Pan Pan? Yes.

29:59 Drew I don't know how he gets through like that. That shows just how persevering, how he perseveres.

30:04 Adam How does that work? Where somebody, you know, he must, did he get the hotline? Did Pan Pan get the hotline? How come we...

30:14 Drew Have people call, they say they've been calling for three years, finally got through. Pan Pan calls through every night.

30:19 Adam That's right.

30:20 Drew But this is Pan Pan. He's so tenacious. That's what I'm saying. That's proof, living proof.

30:24 Adam I'm going to let Pan Pan stew stew just a little bit longer. Talk to David over here. David's 19. David?

30:30 How's it going?

30:31 Adam Good. What's up?

30:32 I got a question about a long-distance relationship, actually. All right. When we first started dating, we were living in the same city, and then this was near the end of high school. I actually didn't want to do anything serious, but for some reason it turned out that way. Who knows how? But she started going to school in San Antonio, and I started going to school in Tucson, and I really disliked it there, actually.

30:57 Drew At the University of Arizona?

30:58 Yeah.

30:59 Adam Why?

31:00 Drew Because she wasn't there.

31:02 She wasn't there. That's the main reason.

31:04 Drew How could you not have a good time at U of A?

31:06 Adam I don't know. Probably because it's... It was too big for me... .115 degrees.

31:10 Yeah. Well, the weather didn't really bother me that much.

31:12 Drew He's from New Mexico, for Christ's sake.

31:14 Well, okay.

31:16 It was big. I was working my ass off in the class.

31:20 Drew All right. All I hear you saying, David, over and over again is the safety of high school came to a close and magically you put your caboose right onto that one girl and it's clung to her like glue. And then you go off and try to establish a life for yourself elsewhere and it feels too big and you don't establish a life because you stay connected with that that idealized person, this girl. Yeah, it's not good. It's not a good situation. It's a typical thing that a 1920 year old will do when they're leaving home. So the healthiest thing for you to do is if you're able to form some very strong friendships and get a life for yourself in Arizona or find someplace that is suitable for you. But I suspect the reason you didn't like Arizona is the same reason you won't like anywhere else, is that you're too tied up emotionally elsewhere.

32:04 Adam I got a big fart coming out of my phone.

32:06 Drew You're having trouble leaving home, having trouble letting go of this relationship, and it's a normal thing.

32:13 Adam I may cramp on myself because I got something like un-acceptable.

32:17 Drew Then, oh, Jesus Christ.

32:28 Adam Hey David, I blew Drew right out of the studio. Don't ask him.

32:34 Dude, I can smell that all the way over here.

32:37 Adam That's like a weird... Don't craft yourself. You know what that is? It's like kid poo. That's like baby poo.

32:44 What set you off?

32:45 Adam I don't know. I ate like a protein bar and a glass of milk, and I think that didn't sit with me right. I think it was the dairy, the protein, whatever it was. Wow. That was great.

32:59 Drew Oh my God.

33:01 Adam Hey, David, whatever Drew said, you know, you should do that. Right, Drew?

33:07 Drew Yeah, right.

33:09 Adam Yeah, that had its own kind of weird thing going in it.

33:14 Drew It's not funny.

33:17 Adam Chris?

33:18 Yeah.

33:18 Adam Hey, 23.

33:19 Yeah.

33:20 Adam What's up?

33:22 Caller Question about smoking.

33:24 I have been smoking to the tune of five years or so.

33:26 Drew Smoking cigarettes?

33:27 Yeah.

33:28 Adam That's good to the tune of.

33:29 Yeah.

33:30 Well, yeah.

33:31 And I'm wondering about impotency factors.

33:36 Drew Well.

33:36 Because I've heard it's the number one cause of impotency.

33:39 Drew If you want to believe that it will do it in five years, that will help you stop smoking, go ahead.

33:44 Well, no, I don't.

33:45 Drew Far be it for me to discourage you.

33:46 I'm just wondering, you know, how much time do I have here? When should I quit?

33:49 Drew I know it's very hard to tell, but the artery to the penis is more sensitive to the, let's call it the clogging effects of cigarettes, than say the arteries to the heart.

33:57 Okay.

33:58 Drew And as you know, people smoke for many, many years before they get that heart attack, but you know.

34:02 Adam What, is there anything he can do? I mean, some vitamin he can take, some-

34:07 Drew Well, he should be, you know, no, there really isn't. There really is no way to undo what cigarettes do. You can avoid other risk factors, maintain a normal cholesterol, exercise regularly, take vitamin E, take folic acid, this sort of thing. But ultimately, it's sort of re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic when you smoke because the cigarettes are so much more powerful.

34:26 Oh, great.

34:27 Drew So, Dr. Logan.

34:28 Adam You got a few years, you're 23?

34:31 Caller I was, yeah.

34:31 Adam You'll be fine for a while.

34:32 Caller I was also wondering-

34:33 Drew You're not diabetic, are you? Those are the ones, that's when it really did happen.

34:35 Caller No, no, no, no, no medical problems aside from mild Tourette's.

34:39 Drew I think Adam has a part of his body that has Tourette's too.

34:42 Adam I'll tell you, you're lucky-

34:44 Drew I'm lucky?

34:45 Adam How is this lucky?

34:46 Drew I need a scuba tank, for God's sake.

34:48 Adam I could wheeze another one out, but I'm scared I'd cramp myself because I got a little diarrhea or something going in. It's a very fine line you walk when you-

34:58 Drew Diarrhea?

34:59 Adam Diarrhea, how did I say that? Diarrhea. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. I drew clothes-

35:07 Drew No, are you kidding me? Why?

35:09 Adam Okay, let's talk to Pan Pan. For those of you who don't know Pan Pan, he's quickly become a new favorite of the show. They call me on my cell phone on Saturday, when they sell me knives. I never met him before. He came down here to try to sell me and Jimmy some knives. I ended up buying a couple of cleavers off of him.

35:26 Drew I can't get out when I get this cloth away from my head.

35:28 Adam And Jimmy may have canceled the credit card order for the cleavers. I don't know actually if he did. I'm just saying he may have. Pan Pan, what's happening?

35:39 Caller Well, some guy called in and was like, I'm Adam Corolla. And I was like, in that kind of voice. And you obviously have a very distinct voice. I was like, no, you're not. But he had the order number. So I did cancel it.

35:52 Adam Oh, somebody called in and ordered it.

35:53 Drew Cancel it.

35:54 Adam Yeah.

35:55 Caller He was like, well, this is Adam Corolla.

35:56 Adam And I was like, oh, that was my assistant.

35:58 Caller Yeah. Your assistant.

35:59 Adam Yeah. His name is Gavin.

36:01 Caller Could I at least call in yourself, dude?

36:03 Adam I don't have time. You've wasted enough of my time, Pan Pan. And listen, I was going to buy those overpriced cleavers and I had no problem with it. But your attitude was so piss poor at the end of the night.

36:15 Caller What was my attitude?

36:17 Adam You never said thanks. You were upset that I didn't buy more.

36:21 Caller I was not being upset about you buying more.

36:23 Adam You are an asshole. Let me ask you this. Did you ever say thanks?

36:27 Caller I don't remember.

36:28 Adam All right.

36:29 Drew He called you Mr. Corolla.

36:30 Adam No, listen, you were disappointed that you didn't sell more and you were acting unprofessionally. And so Jimmy decided we should cancel it. And I agreed wholeheartedly with him.

36:42 Caller Can I tell you the reason I was a little bit upset wasn't because it didn't matter how much you bought, really. It was just the fact that you're doing the racial comedy or whatever it is you like to call it. That was what...

36:54 Adam What? What did we say?

36:56 Caller You're talking about black people. Like, you know, we feel really sorry for these people. So we would have bought a lot if you were black.

37:03 Adam That's right.

37:04 Caller Yeah, you did say that, right?

37:05 Adam Well, Jimmy brought that up and it's true.

37:08 Caller OK.

37:08 Adam All right. Well, I feel like as a country, we've done worse to the blacks than we've done to the Chinese. So I would buy more from the blacks. Well, why is that racial?

37:19 Drew Why is that racial?

37:20 Adam Yeah, why is that racial? There's certain groups I feel like I should give more money to. The blacks are up there. Chinese, you would beat out a white guy. Don't get me wrong.

37:31 Drew God. Doesn't everyone think that way?

37:35 Adam Well, hold on a second. Why is everything that has to do with color a negative? You know what I'm saying?

37:42 Caller No, I totally agree with not being too politically correct.

37:47 Adam Good.

37:48 Caller But I felt that some of the things you were saying was a little bit across the line. That's just me.

37:54 Adam Well, because I compared you to the panda bears that were on the Brady Bunch show.

38:00 Caller I get so much stuff from my name, that doesn't bother me at all.

38:04 Adam Right. Well, what was it then?

38:05 Caller Well, the fact that you were like, well, if you had been in black, I probably would have bought from you.

38:10 Adam All right. But listen, you're not black, so that has nothing to do with you. That's no slight on your race. I'm bringing up another race. Drew, chime in.

38:21 Drew Well, I'm trying to remember what you had said. I remember feeling uncomfortable with some of the things you said.

38:26 Adam Shut up, Drew. No, I do. Oh, please.

38:28 Drew I'm uncomfortable right now because I can't get my face out of this shirt. All right, Pam Pam.

38:32 Adam Thanks for calling. Listen, no hard feelings. He was just a prick at the end of the night when I'd bought 270 bucks worth of cleaver off the guy.

38:42 Drew As I recall, you were busting his chops rather fiercely.

38:45 Adam This is a radio show. What do you want me to do?

38:48 Drew He's in high school. He's just a freshman in college.

38:50 Adam Listen, listen. Let me tell you about Pam Pam's chops. He called me on my cell phone on a Saturday and wanted to meet Sunday morning. Look, you want to play, play. If you don't want to play, don't call on the cell phone. Am I right? Thank you. All right. The Man Show is on. I got to make fun of the blacks and the Chinese. Drew, you want to do that during the break?

39:11 Drew No, no, it's okay.

39:12 Adam All right. We'll be back after this.

39:15 Caller Hello, is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-199. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

39:26 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew. Over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Just getting to the end of the man show. Fabulous Comedy Central. I'm plugging away because the new series is now come out. Drew, who do we want to talk to?

39:45 Drew I want.

39:46 Adam Keith?

39:47 Hi.

39:48 Adam You're 24.

39:49 Caller Yes, I am.

39:49 Adam What's up?

39:52 Caller I kind of have trouble when I'm having sex with women. I can't orgasm.

39:59 Drew Are you nervous when you're with women?

40:01 Caller Well, it's weird. It's like I'm not nervous, but I'm not comfortable.

40:04 Drew Yeah. Have you ever had a girlfriend?

40:07 Caller No.

40:08 Drew You need a break-in person.

40:09 Caller Yeah.

40:11 Caller And the weird thing is that...

40:13 Drew You're okay by yourself.

40:14 Caller Yeah.

40:15 Caller And the more I care about somebody...

40:17 Drew The more difficult it is.

40:18 Caller Yes. I can't even stand being touched, really.

40:22 Drew You what?

40:22 Caller I really can't even stand when someone sort of touches me. I have to sort of prep myself.

40:28 Drew Were you sexually abused or physically abused?

40:31 Caller Not really.

40:33 Drew Oh, Adam, were you sexually abused?

40:41 Adam I'm not in a classical sense. I mean, according to Webster, yes, but not what you would tip. What happened there, Keith?

40:51 Caller I saw that coming. Well, I grew up in a household where my mother was beaten and my sister was beaten, but I wasn't ever touched. By whom?

41:05 Caller By my stepfathers.

41:07 Caller Hmm.

41:08 Drew Makes me wonder that maybe somebody did do something to you, maybe one of your biological father, before he could really remember what was going on, sort of set you up for that kind of recoil against any kind of physical contact.

41:20 Adam It had to be terrorizing for a young kid to watch mom and sis getting smacked on anyway.

41:25 Drew That will screw you up, but it doesn't make you recoil against touch.

41:28 Adam No. It just makes you beat on other people.

41:31 Drew Yeah, that's right. But these can create post-traumatic stress reactions and all kinds of...

41:36 Adam How about a little therapy there, Keith?

41:38 Caller I tried that and it turned out disastrously. Why? The psychiatrist put me on a whole bunch of drugs and then he told me to go on to Social Security. He thought I was pretty non-functional.

41:58 Adam He thought you couldn't work?

41:59 Caller Yeah.

42:00 Adam Where do you work now?

42:01 Caller Um, a funny thing, um, six, I would say half a year ago, I was a technical writer, and in two months, I'm going to be in Japan teaching English, and right now I'm sort of in between some working construction on boats.

42:17 Adam All right. I would have been laughing if I was writing it down for my act. Well, it's, it's, it's, it's interesting, interesting, yes. Yeah, I think it's interesting. Right. All right. So, Keith, how about a little therapy, maybe not a psychiatrist, but maybe you do a little talk therapy.

42:39 Drew Yeah, some trauma survivor group.

42:40 Adam Find a, find a female, by the way, therapist, and sit down and get a relationship going and become comfortable with that female and don't fall in love with her, but have a nice bond and work out a few problems. And then next time you find a woman, take it slow and work it out. You need that punching bag chick.

42:57 Drew There are behaviorists out there that can help with this kind of thing. People help.

43:00 Adam Really?

43:00 Drew Yeah, they, you know, help with the behavior of.

43:03 Adam How do they do that?

43:04 Drew I don't know, but I know that that kind of thing is, is that's a behavior.

43:07 Adam What would a behaviorist work on? Would they work on, like, fear of flying or something like that?

43:12 Drew They work on everything, as a matter of fact. You and I don't sort of talk about that, because the hard thing to talk about is not a dynamic approach to treating people's ill, but it is something that can be very useful. Where is he calling from? San Jose?

43:26 Adam Yeah, I don't have any over there. John?

43:29 Caller Yeah.

43:30 Adam You're 21?

43:31 Caller Yeah, that's right.

43:32 Adam What's up?

43:33 Caller Well, I went to a rock concert about six months ago, and I didn't take ear protection, and after the show I noticed that I had ringing in my ears, and it got to be pretty bothersome, and I was wondering if there's anything I could do about it. I went to an ear, nose, and throat guy who specializes in this, and he said that whatever damage there was, it's being aggravated by allergies, and so he gave me some antihistamines.

44:06 Caller There seemed to be a little improvement, but it gets better and it gets worse.

44:09 Drew Were you doing drugs at the time, too?

44:10 Caller No, I'm straight edge, more or less.

44:14 Adam What is that, tinnitus?

44:15 Drew Tinnitus, yeah.

44:16 Adam Well, you call it tinnitus?

44:17 Drew Tinnitus. I've heard it called all kinds of stuff.

44:20 Adam It's tinnitus.

44:20 Drew You know, there's all kinds of things that can be done for this. I'm glad you saw a specialist to make sure there isn't something really correctable going on. The Ear Institute out here in Los Angeles uses their own little concoction that I've seen work called LBC complex and it has all these vitamins. It might be 12 and less than vitamin C and I don't understand quite the mixture. You're in Ohio.

44:46 Caller It's a medicine.

44:48 Drew It's actually a vitamin complex. And so you might go that route. I don't know where you would look up.

44:53 Adam What, to get rid of the tinnitus?

44:55 Drew It's for dizziness and tinnitus and you might try to get niacin and people have advocated niacin for this sort of thing.

45:00 Adam All right. Here's what it is. My dad had this and I think he still does, which is you get this ringing in your ear and it never goes away.

45:08 Drew It's awful.

45:08 Adam You start going insane.

45:09 Drew It's awful.

45:10 Adam Thank God my dad was nuts, you know, 25 years ago. So it didn't seem to affect him much, but he really, really was driving him nuts. He was like he couldn't sleep, you know, I mean, he was, he was a troubled man.

45:24 Drew Anxiety makes it a lot worse.

45:25 Adam Now the ringing apparently, and I don't know, because his wasn't caused by stress. He wasn't any rock concert, but an age or whatever.

45:35 Drew Maybe an anxiety.

45:37 Adam No, my dad doesn't have anxiety. He falls asleep.

45:41 Caller When I have a lot of stress or whatever, it seems to get worse.

45:43 Adam Really?

45:44 Caller Yeah.

45:44 Adam Yeah, now I was told, at least by my dad, that it never really goes away. You just kind of get used to it. But his was caused by an injury, essentially.

45:55 Drew This guy?

45:55 Adam Yeah.

45:56 Drew Yeah. Oh, yeah.

45:56 Adam Yeah, so maybe it can be corrected.

45:58 Drew Do you know what I mean? No, what it is, it's a dropout of the microscopic hair cells in the cochlea, which is the inner ear apparatus. And once they're gone, they're gone. And the cells dropping out and dysfunctioning is what causes that high pitch.

46:11 Adam But it doesn't matter if somebody fired a starter's pistol off by your ear when you were 15 or at 68, it came on.

46:20 Drew It's an interesting question, yeah, I don't know.

46:22 Adam It just seems like there'd be, the guy's 27. This seems like he's got, or 21, I should say. It seems like it's a better shot of some recovery than my old dad does.

46:31 Drew I'll tell you what, at the very least, because the brain is more plastic when you're younger, that the brain might find ways to sort of screen out the sound to make you more used to it more easily. But again, I would look into, you know, I'm trying to advise them where to go. You might call it your specialist you have. There are vitamins you can take. Because I've seen some success with vitamin C, niacin, and B vitamins.

46:49 Adam Leslie?

46:50 Caller Hi.

46:50 Adam Hey, you're 27. What's up?

46:53 Caller Well, I'm visiting my parents. And I think basically I might have caught my father having a homosexual affair. I suspected for quite some time that he's gay. And I don't have a problem with that. It's just my mother is very sick.

47:10 Drew What's wrong with her?

47:11 Caller She has a sarcoid condition. And it's spread to her heart and lungs. So she's in and out of the hospital.

47:17 Adam What kind of condition?

47:18 Drew Sarcoidosis.

47:19 Adam What is that?

47:20 Drew It's a non-caseating granuloma. That they don't know what causes it. Steroids. They need lots of steroids.

47:26 Caller Yeah. And the steroids are not doing her.

47:29 Adam Has she always been sickly?

47:33 Caller She was diagnosed in 95. And we thought it had gone into spontaneous remission.

47:39 Drew Which it usually does. Remember, who is the old Calvin Klein model that has...

47:45 Caller Duff.

47:46 Drew Duff has sarcoid of the brain.

47:48 Adam Oh, really? Yeah, all right. So anyway, your mom, so your dad. Now, why do you think your dad's having a homosexual affair?

47:57 Caller Okay. Now, this says a lot about what type of person I am. First of all, I'm nosy. And I was working on his computer. Parents don't know anything about computers. So I was doing some work and I found a rather erotic letter that was written by someone that I certainly didn't know.

48:24 Drew Named?

48:25 Caller Gio.

48:26 Drew Gio. Could that be a female?

48:29 Caller No. Actually, after I did some more digging in the files, I found out it's the name my dad's been using. He's been writing to this man. I assume they met in some supplemental class that my dad's taking at a university. Then what happened was, last night, the phone rang. And I went to answer it because the phone is almost never for my father. And there's a man on the other end saying, are you sure they're not home? Is it okay for me to be calling you now? You know, do you want to go?

49:03 Drew Okay, okay, we got it.

49:05 Caller Okay.

49:06 Drew So dad may be gay. You've thought that for a long time.

49:10 Caller And that's...

49:11 Adam Yeah, that's fine.

49:12 Drew I've got my way with that. He's going to support her. What do you want to do?

49:16 Caller Well he knows that I know. I mean, because...

49:18 Adam How does he know?

49:18 Drew He what?

49:20 Caller He knows I was on the phone.

49:21 Adam Yeah, but that doesn't mean you know.

49:22 Drew Your parents have massive levels of denial.

49:24 Adam Everyone has massive levels of denial, especially the gays.

49:27 Drew If you...

49:28 Caller Stop it, Adam.

49:29 It's so awful.

49:31 Adam Huge levels of denial.

49:32 Drew We've been through the Chinese, the black, and the gays tonight.

49:35 Adam The gays.

49:35 Drew That's nice.

49:36 Adam That's right.

49:38 Caller Also, Adam, by the way, I'm black, so I'll be particularly nice to me.

49:43 Adam Oh, I didn't know that. I'll be nicer. Leslie.

49:47 Caller No, seriously.

49:49 Adam Seriously, I'm telling you, if a white guy comes up to me and wants to sell me a magazine subscription, I tell him to get lost. A black guy does, I buy it from him. I just feel like we've done these people wrong. I should buy a magazine.

50:03 Caller Sweetheart, neither you nor I were there. Let it go.

50:05 Adam All right. Thank you. Thank you, baby. I can sleep tonight. All right.

50:12 Caller So you call me baby.

50:15 Adam So dad. Okay. But he's not going to say anything if you don't say anything.

50:20 Drew He's going to be happily, blissfully avoiding.

50:22 Caller No. So now we're sitting there and we can't talk to each other at all. Now he was not an easy man to get along with in the first place. Why? He was abused very much as a child. He has always been emotionally and mentally abusive.

50:38 Drew Do you want to have a relationship with him?

50:44 Adam Wow.

50:44 Drew If you want to, which I can understand. But I can understand you might want to just sort of be in mutual sort of in some sort of little symbiotic state that's balanced, some homeostatic state that doesn't necessarily include a real close relationship, just something you would do. You sort of tolerate each other.

50:58 Adam Well, now who's making fun of the gays with the homeostatic.

51:00 Drew You're cordial. A cordial relationship rather than a close relationship. But if you want a close relationship, you have to, you, because he will never do this, have to sit down and go, you know, I talked to this guy, you're going to have to start it and that will bring you closer because you'll have a chance to develop a relationship on an honest plane. But unless you're up for that, willing to do that or want to do that, it's going to stay just sort of cordial and distant.

51:25 Adam Look, and that ain't so bad.

51:28 Drew I mean, Adam doesn't have that with his parents.

51:30 Adam How dare you.

51:32 Drew Cordial.

51:33 Adam We're cordial. You mean my family, my parents?

51:38 Drew I thought it was sort of hostile and cantankerous.

51:40 Adam No, they're friendly enough.

51:42 Drew Friendly. Okay, I'll give you friendly.

51:43 Adam We're cordial. I see him, you know, a handful of times a year, you know.

51:47 Mom, I'm so mad at you.

51:49 Adam I am so mad at you, mom. I get drunk and I yell across the table. I don't want any of you eulogizing me if I go before you do. I'm going to hire an outsider, do a better job.

52:02 Drew Do you say you people?

52:03 Adam Yeah, I do you people. You're kind. That's what I normally do. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Joel. Joel is 26, wants to know if a birth control pill would help his wife decrease libido. I bet it would after this. Oh, hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And let's move forward with some calls, see if we can't help some folks.

52:35 Drew Yeah.

52:36 Adam You with me?

52:36 Drew Uh, I'm certainly.

52:38 Adam Let's do it, Joel.

52:39 Caller Hey.

52:39 Adam Hey, you're 26.

52:41 Caller Absolutely. Hey, before I start, I want to say that last week was one of the greatest Loveline Weeks you've ever had, and I'm really proud.

52:48 Drew Well, Ann wasn't here, that's why.

52:51 Caller The Clive Barker and Jimmy, they were just fantastic guests. They were talkative, and Clive even talked to the collars. I think that's great.

52:57 Drew We agree. Clive was a great guest.

52:59 Adam Thanks, yes.

52:59 Caller It really improved the opinion of the guests. It's like those bands who never talk.

53:04 Adam Yeah, it's nice to have guys in there with an opinion and minus an attitude.

53:09 Drew Jimmy just sat there laughing at your jokes, which must have felt really good to you.

53:12 Adam As I tossed him little crackers like a seal. How dare you? Jimmy made his own jokes. He didn't just laugh at my jokes, and if he did, he did because it was funny.

53:21 Caller Yeah, Jimmy's a seven on the guest scale, but Clive, I'd have to put him in a good nine-five.

53:26 Adam Wow.

53:27 Drew Yeah, I agree.

53:28 Adam Little Jimmy here. He got bumped out by Clive. Wouldn't it be great if we took the comedy of Jimmy Kimmel and the concern and intelligence of Clive Barker and turned him into a super guest?

53:38 Drew By the way, wasn't Clive... Yes, it would be.

53:42 Caller Yes, it would be.

53:44 Adam You know what I love about Drew, though? You know what I love about Drew? God bless him. It's like, if I would be doing this. What if you could take the strength of a cleanser and mix it with the ease and durability of a liquid bleach? Then you would... and Drew would chime in and go, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was coming to...

54:06 Drew Okay.

54:06 Adam No, no, forget it.

54:07 Drew All right.

54:08 Adam Forget it now. Let me just do a little reenactment. Wouldn't it be great if you could take the wit and humor of a Jimmy Kimmel and combine it with the intensity and caring of a Clive Bar-

54:23 Drew Yes, it would be.

54:24 Caller All right.

54:26 Adam You could have Clive Kimmel. Thank you. Chris? Yeah. Oh, no, we're not talking to Chris, we're talking to Joel.

54:33 Drew Yeah, go ahead. My question was, wasn't not the case that last time Clive was in here, he was sort of this thin, wispy guy. Now he was sort of buffed out and wasn't he?

54:44 Adam Clive looked like he'd been working out and doing steroids, taking creatine nonstop since we, again, I'll tell you, the gays, they work out hard. Yeah, Clive looked good, but he was wearing a tank top, so I didn't want to comment on his physique, because it's always a weird thing.

55:01 Caller I remember him selling statues.

55:03 Adam What's that?

55:04 Caller He was selling statues now, it's not like his creative phase, he was making movies.

55:08 Adam Well, I think the thing with Clive is he's probably got a pretty good-looking gym at his house, and gay guys aren't scared to hire a personal trainer. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And they got to stay in tip-top shape, because they ain't with a woman, they're with a man, and that's trouble. You know what I'm saying? A woman will hang out with a guy, the guy will get fat, he'll get bald, they don't care, they like it more. Gay guy won't go for that. You essentially, when you get in a gay relationship, you become a woman. No, no, no, listen to me, Drew.

55:42 Drew You have to, because you have to deal with a man.

55:44 Adam You see these women, these women are getting in their 40s, getting in their 50s, they're with a guy, maybe, so let maybe guy makes a nice income, or guy is a powerful guy. Oh yeah, they're going to the Pilates classes, they're taking, they're getting, they're going under the knife. I mean, there's a pressure to try to keep up. No matter how much he loves them, we know what society is. As a guy, as a gay guy, you're with a guy. You're both with guys. You know what I mean? And there's a little bit of that pressure.

56:10 Drew Interesting.

56:11 Adam Why do you think you're average? Take a look at your average 45-year-old gay guy. Great shape, looks like he's 35. Take a look at your average 45-year-old straight married guy. Married straight 45-year-old guy.

56:25 Drew Looks like hell.

56:26 Adam Fried hell. Fried hell. And then look at your average 45-year-old gay guys in a relationship. He looks like an Olympic gymnast.

56:35 Drew Who would you have to look forward to, Adam?

56:36 Adam Fried hell.

56:37 Drew Who is the gay guy, of course?

56:38 Adam Oh, yes. All right. So, Joel?

56:40 Caller Okay. My question is, okay, my wife has been on the pill for the past five years or so and she thinks it could be contributing to her somewhat diminished sex drive.

56:48 Drew Sure can.

56:49 Caller And so she went to the doctor. We have Kaiser, so she got some random Indian doctor. You know how that is. And she didn't seem willing to change the prescription because of that, but after she was having any other symptoms, she said she cramps a little bit. So she gave her something different. And I was wondering if there's something a little better than hit or miss in terms of what might be a much better pill for her to be on.

57:10 Drew In my experience, the triphasic pill.

57:13 Caller And what is that?

57:15 Drew It's either ortho 777 or triphasol or orthotricycline. For some women, those some women, that's not the case. The other is increase the estrogen dose, diminish, try to lower the progesterone, increase the estrogen. And again, and it's still hit or miss, though.

57:32 Adam Let me tell you something about the Indians. Feast or famine when it comes to employment, either doctors or cab drivers or convenience store guys. No in-between Indian guys. No architect Indian guy. Did you have construction school teacher? No construction worker guy. No, no in-betweeners. Doctor, cab driver. That's it.

57:52 There is no racial bigotry here.

57:54 Adam There's another something I've observed. That's not a racist statement. Chris?

58:00 Yeah.

58:00 Adam You're 29?

58:01 Caller Hey guys, how's it going?

58:02 Adam Good. What's up?

58:03 Caller First of all, I agree with the last caller about last week's shows being stellar. It was really good.

58:07 Adam Oh, thanks.

58:08 Caller And Jimmy was good to have around all the way. And I'm not kissing your ass to say this. I've seen you guys go head to head on the quips. You were definitely ahead.

58:16 Adam Well, this is my home turf, though.

58:18 Caller I see.

58:19 Adam You know what I mean?

58:20 Caller You're very kind to him.

58:21 Adam Well, I should. He makes me a lot of money every year. He does all the work that Jimmy.

58:25 Caller Excellent. Well, here's my deal. Like you, I'm a boo man, right? Maybe because I live in Southern California, I encounter a lot of boob jobs. Now, the twist here is that's a deal breaker for me. I don't want to even do the girl, if that's the case. So, how about this? Have relations with her, if that's the case. So, before I get down that path and people's feelings get hurt, and I've invested a couple of dinners or whatever it is, God forbid. How do I find out ahead of time in some delicate way?

59:02 Drew Can't you, you can't tell?

59:04 Caller In some cases, you can't. In some cases, they...

59:06 Drew What difference does it make if you can't tell?

59:08 Adam I was going to say that's a good point.

59:10 Caller You can tell when they're, now you're going to ask me why I have the hang-up.

59:13 Drew Yeah, if you can't tell, what the hell difference does it make to you?

59:16 Caller I couldn't tell when they were unclothed, but that's fine. Usually, you can't tell when they are clothed, and then when you're in bed, you can tell then.

59:24 Adam Yeah, I'll give them that, but most women who've had a boob job, especially if it's a fairly recent boob job, and I'm guessing if you're dating women in their mid-20s, it is a fairly recent boob job.

59:40 Caller I guess it's under their chin or something.

59:42 Adam They will show them off a little bit, and that's how you'll tell. They'll be wearing a shirt that you should wear a bra with, but they're not wearing a bra because they're like, F it, I'm defying gravity.

59:54 Drew I paid for these.

59:54 Adam I paid for these. And they'll sort of let you, I mean, if they don't mention it, they'll certainly stick them out there.

1:00:01 Caller So you wouldn't, it's basically politically incorrect in the course of the conversation to say, hey, you had cosmetic surgery.

1:00:10 Adam Well, I think if you're smooth enough and get on to that topic and leave the window open here, again, when you want someone to admit something, you always leave the window open by not coming down on the topic. Right.

1:00:26 Drew I hate that stuff.

1:00:27 Adam It's like when I used to talk to my uncle, it's like, boy, I love pedophilia. Don't you? You know, just see-

1:00:34 Drew I'm planning a lengthy career with this.

1:00:35 Adam Yeah. Just to see if I could get the guy to crack. I see. You know, you don't say, I think everyone who's had plastic surgery should be rounded up and thrown in a volcano. You go, listen, I don't see what the big deal is. I think those other chicks are just insecure. Hey, if I was a chick, I'd do it myself. That will open the door for them. And then if they admit it, you freak on them and leave.

1:00:59 Caller Right in the middle of dinner, right?

1:01:00 Adam Right.

1:01:00 Caller You can pay the tap.

1:01:01 Adam But listen, you know, Chris, I'm not a big fan of the fake ones either, unless they're circus novelty fake.

1:01:08 Caller Absolutely right.

1:01:09 Drew Oh, my God.

1:01:10 Adam Yeah. Thank you.

1:01:11 Caller You're in a whole different realm.

1:01:13 Adam That's right. That's right. Thank you very much. Oh, my God. Who is number one? That's right. Number one Asian big blue coin.

1:01:20 Caller Think about that.

1:01:22 Drew Aren't you guys ashamed of yourselves?

1:01:23 Adam Where's the drop about Minka telling you about not playing tennis anymore?

1:01:27 Caller Don't play tennis no more.

1:01:32 Adam So, Chris, that's fine. You can do that. But on the other hand...

1:01:36 Drew So why don't you bring up the topic? Why don't you, once they say, yes, I have, I had implants put in, discuss the possibility of them really going back and doing it right.

1:01:47 Adam Going back and doing the implants, right?

1:01:48 Drew Yeah, get the massive super circus tent style.

1:01:51 Adam Right.

1:01:51 Drew Yeah.

1:01:52 Adam No, I'll take...

1:01:53 Drew That would be really truly a smooth operation, that, yeah. Nice.

1:01:56 Adam Yeah. I don't like the small implants. To me, there's nothing in it for me. Number one. Number one. Speaking of number one, Drew, you want to go do number one?

1:02:07 Drew Yes, I do, matter of fact. All right. Let's go.

1:02:09 Adam We'll be back. Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. This just popped in my head, Drew. I was watching this thing on Liberace a couple of days ago. There's certain things, I believe, in our society that are made too much of, like when the Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders talked about masturbating being healthy and we fired her and made a big deal out of it. Then there's certain things that aren't made a big enough deal of, like we need to pay a little more attention to as a media. Let's see what that is. Liberace getting his boyfriend carved up multi-multi-plastic surgeries to look like Liberace when Liberace was 20.

1:03:08 Drew So he could have sex with himself when he was 20. Think about that.

1:03:12 Adam Yes. Liberace at age, I don't know, 55, hooks up with a 19 or 20 year old guy, shows the plastic surgeon a picture of himself at 19 or 20 and says, look, I don't care how much money it takes and how long it takes. Make him look like me when I was 20 so I can blow myself.

1:03:31 Drew Shouldn't those surgeons be at least reprimanded, counseled?

1:03:36 Adam One would think there should be a discussion about the Hippocratic Oath with those particular surgeons. And that's what I love about plastic surgeons. They'll really do anything if the price is right. But just in terms of the media, we could have hung on to that one or hit that one just for another beat or two. Do you know what I'm saying? It's something that people were aware of, but it's not something that we really talk about enough. That is as effed up as it gets. You're having your young guy converted into you so you can eff yourself in the A. So Al can eff himself in the A. That's really weird, isn't it? Yes. And you know what I love about society? Society is like, all right, all right. That's a little eccentric, but boy, could he play the hell out of that piano. Did you see some of those capes he wore? Magnificent. I really can't get past the part where he's effing himself in the ass, though. That's the part I would have trouble getting by. If I was hanging with Liberaceva, as a friend of his, I would do, see, to me, he would fall into the flawed category, and then I would have difficulty appreciating other aspects of his personality.

1:04:52 Drew Well, you can rest assured that the people that evaluate your performances would have found him a fine showman. You know what I'm saying?

1:04:59 Adam That's true. Oh, yes, yes, like Tom Shales. Yes, that's right. The wonderful, wonderful reviewer, Tom Shales. Hey, another episode of The Man Show picked up. That'll be our fourth, Tom. Keep writing, you old sack. Keep writing, buddy. I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Matt?

1:05:15 Caller Yeah.

1:05:15 Adam You're 21?

1:05:16 Caller Yeah.

1:05:17 Adam What's up?

1:05:18 Caller Well, I was wondering if I could hook you up with some knives.

1:05:20 Adam No, I don't. You sell knives. I know, right?

1:05:24 Caller Yeah, in my spare time.

1:05:25 Adam Right. I don't need knives. That's one of the... That's the main irony of this whole few nights that we've dedicated to knife sales. I never needed knives. Does anyone need knives? Not really. Not really. No. Here's the deal. When you need knives, you go get knives. I got a drawer full of knives. I got a butcher block full of knives. I'm knife heavy. I could use a cleaver. I'll tell you that.

1:05:52 Caller How about... Well.

1:05:54 Adam Yeah.

1:05:54 Caller Well, I don't know. I could give you some free stuff, too. You like free stuff?

1:05:58 Drew This is that.

1:05:59 Adam No, no. I don't. But you know why, Matt? Because I'm sure I make more money than you do, and you should take that free stuff and either keep it or sell it to somebody or give it to someone who needs it.

1:06:10 Drew Don't worry. You won't get the free stuff unless he does sell something.

1:06:13 Adam No, don't worry. No, I trust Matt. I appreciate him calling and trying to heal my knife wounds, as it were. But I really don't need any. And that's the whole thing. It's tough when you try to make a sale to someone who doesn't need it. Brad?

1:06:28 Hi.

1:06:29 Adam You're 14. What's up?

1:06:30 Caller How are you guys doing? I'm a longtime masturbator, first time caller.

1:06:33 Adam Thank you.

1:06:34 Caller I invented, like not me personally, I've heard about it through my friends, this technique where you press in between your balls and your ass when you're about to cum and nothing will come out.

1:06:44 Drew Right, goes back into your bladder.

1:06:46 Caller Oh, yeah, my question was where does it go?

1:06:48 So back in your bladder?

1:06:49 Drew Yeah.

1:06:50 Caller Can it wash out when you go to the bathroom?

1:06:52 Drew Yeah, basically.

1:06:53 Caller Oh, so is it like gonna hurt me in the long run?

1:06:56 Drew As far as I know, it's not the healthiest thing you can do. I've not seen any emergency room visits because of it recently, but things need to come out of you generally need to come out.

1:07:04 But it's not gonna kill me and keep my sheets clean though, right?

1:07:07 Adam Yeah, it is true. I mean, what about the smokeless penis over there? I mean, it does get a little messy.

1:07:15 Yeah.

1:07:16 Adam Yeah, it is a way to prevent that. If you urinate, then moments after that, will it be cloudy?

1:07:22 I imagine.

1:07:23 Caller I don't really look at my urine after I do that.

1:07:29 Adam I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm no fag. I don't look at mine either. I mean, I was just kidding. I mean, I don't know who does that. I like when people answer that that way. I don't exactly examine.

1:07:39 Drew I study my urine.

1:07:41 Adam Yeah. You're standing over the toilet. Is the light on in the bathroom? Yes. You know, when you eat vitamin bean, it's a day glow orange or bright yellow. Do you see that or do you not look at your own pee? I hate that in people because I examine mine. But I pee in the sink. So I get a good look. I get a good look at everything that comes out of it.

1:08:01 Drew Occasionally you strain it, look at it, examine it.

1:08:04 Adam I just, I get an up close look at it. It's not falling down into some nether.

1:08:09 Drew Do you pee in the sink in your own bathroom always?

1:08:12 Adam At home?

1:08:13 Drew Yeah. I'm given this toilet as like one and a half step behind the sink.

1:08:17 Adam Yeah. Oh, and Ashley, turn your radio down. I pee in my sink at home almost exclusively.

1:08:24 Drew Good times.

1:08:26 Adam It's essentially a urinal for me.

1:08:27 Drew Why don't you rig up some kind of Corolla sink, some specialized sink?

1:08:31 Adam I have urinals in the party house that I built.

1:08:35 Drew Now, I know.

1:08:36 Adam I put three of them in there.

1:08:37 Drew Given that you seem to have some sort of special romance for the sink, maybe you can really rig the sinks up in such a way that they won't splash.

1:08:44 Adam No, they don't. I'll tell you what I enjoy about the sink. It's the right height. You pee in the toilet, it's splashing everywhere, it's getting all over the sink. Oftentimes, for me, that sort of forked configuration or dog leg, just a head right into the magazine rack.

1:09:03 Drew Especially in the morning.

1:09:03 Adam It's a disaster. I'm trying to conserve.

1:09:07 Drew The water.

1:09:07 Adam Yeah, you waste a couple of gallons of water when you flush.

1:09:10 Drew So you don't even rinse the sink after you do it.

1:09:12 Adam I give it a quick rinse, but it's probably equivalent of a glass full, not two gallons. See what I'm saying?

1:09:18 Drew Good times.

1:09:18 Adam And I can look at myself in the mirror.

1:09:21 Drew Oh, next best thing to having your girlfriend or boyfriend made to look like you.

1:09:29 Adam You don't see your genitalia. You just see your face.

1:09:33 Drew Well, certainly then you should fix that so you can, right?

1:09:35 Adam I'm working on putting it in an angle like a 7-Eleven mirror.

1:09:38 Drew Yeah.

1:09:39 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I don't mind. Sometimes my toothbrush is in there. I'll just go right around it.

1:09:45 Drew Around it?

1:09:46 Adam Yeah, just go around it.

1:09:47 Drew You can just spray it right on it.

1:09:48 Adam I'll rinse a little water on it. No big deal. I don't care about that stuff. I really don't. Listen, everything you eat, everybody has had, God knows what, done to it before it gets to your mouth. Don't worry about something dropping on the ground. Well, you're in a sterile.

1:09:59 Drew You're in a sterile.

1:10:00 Adam That's what I, you know, it's your voice saying, you're in a sterile that echoes in my brain as I whizz on my toothbrush.

1:10:06 Drew When you get caught at sea, you can drink your own urine for a while anyway. But listen, you have a girlfriend.

1:10:11 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:12 Drew Does she have any idea you do this?

1:10:13 Adam That I wean the sink?

1:10:14 Drew That you wean the sink and on your toothbrush.

1:10:16 Adam Well, listen, I don't intentionally urinate on my toothbrush.

1:10:19 Drew Just answer the question. You're getting like one of our callers now.

1:10:22 Adam No, I want to make it clear. I do not intentionally urinate on my toothbrush. There'll be a time when I'll go in there and the toothbrush will be in there. I've already started the urination.

1:10:33 Drew Who doesn't?

1:10:33 Adam Well, maybe the lights off.

1:10:35 Drew Yeah, I understand. But does your girlfriend know you do this?

1:10:37 Adam Yeah. No problem.

1:10:39 Drew No way.

1:10:39 Adam No problem.

1:10:40 Drew No way.

1:10:40 Adam No problem.

1:10:41 Drew No way.

1:10:42 Adam Wiz in the Sink. No problem. Thank you. Ashley?

1:10:46 Drew Hi.

1:10:47 Adam That's because I wear the boots.

1:10:48 Drew Yeah.

1:10:49 Adam What's up? You wish you could get away with Wiz in the Sink. You're 22.

1:10:53 Caller Hi. Two weeks ago, I was making out with this new guy that I'm dating. And we were just fooling around. And then he came all over my private part. And then he started to finger me. And I took it out really quick because I was like, what are you doing? So I'm asking, is there any chance I can get any kind of disease?

1:11:17 Adam Can you turn your radio down? Didn't we ask you to do that earlier?

1:11:22 Drew She did. She said turn it off. It's not as loud as it was.

1:11:29 Adam Man, she must be good looking because she is so stupid.

1:11:33 Drew Well, let's get back towards her. Come on.

1:11:35 Adam No, Ashley has to say.

1:11:36 Drew She followed your direction. She turned it down. You didn't say turn it off.

1:11:40 Adam Alright. Alright.

1:11:43 Drew Yeah, it's true. Think how concrete our listeners are, okay? It's not their fault.

1:11:48 Adam Alright. Ashley? Yeah. Alright. You're right. I didn't say destroy your radio and said turn it down.

1:11:54 Drew Did you say that there was an ejaculate near you?

1:11:58 Adam On her private parts.

1:12:00 Caller Right.

1:12:00 Drew Were you naked?

1:12:02 Caller Was I naked?

1:12:03 Adam Yes.

1:12:04 Caller Yeah.

1:12:05 Adam Alright. How did it happen that it was on your parts? Were you guys having sex?

1:12:09 Caller No, we didn't. I was just masturbating to him.

1:12:13 Adam And he was like over you?

1:12:15 Caller He was over me. Yeah.

1:12:17 Adam Wow. Like in a kind of push up position?

1:12:20 Caller Um, it was just like, you know, he wanted to have sex. I didn't want to do it. So I was just giving him a hand job.

1:12:27 Adam Wow. God bless him. I would have taken me an hour and 45 minutes to have one drop of semen like in a weird kind of push up position with someone reaching between their legs, like trying to milk me like a cow. Wow, this guy, even Drew is a passionate, passionate man, couldn't have pulled that one off.

1:12:50 Drew Are you concerned that the semen got into your vagina?

1:12:53 Caller Um, I was just concerned about, you know, any kind of disease or...

1:12:57 Drew Yeah, but I'm trying to understand what contact you're concerned with. You're concerned that there's something on his hand?

1:13:01 Caller Yeah, because it was all over me and then he put his finger in me.

1:13:05 Drew Alright, so the semen gets in you, right, via his hand?

1:13:09 Caller It could, but I don't know if it did. It must have, because it was all over me.

1:13:13 Drew Okay, Ashley, but what I'm asking you, it is your question.

1:13:15 Adam Oh boy, she's stupid.

1:13:16 Drew It is your question. Can someone's hand transmit a sexually transmitted disease? Or is your question, if semen was on his hand and he dragged that in, can I get anything from the semen?

1:13:26 Adam It's the semen. Yeah, that.

1:13:28 Drew Okay.

1:13:28 Adam Yes. Otherwise, Drew, she wouldn't have brought it up.

1:13:30 Drew You can get pregnant, right? Aren't you concerned about that?

1:13:34 Caller That too, yeah.

1:13:35 Drew Alright, so pregnancy is the main thing.

1:13:37 Adam Do you know this guy?

1:13:39 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:13:39 Adam Alright, you guys dating?

1:13:41 Caller Yeah.

1:13:42 Adam Okay.

1:13:42 Drew Does he have HIV risk?

1:13:46 I don't know.

1:13:47 Adam How would you know, Drew? We're all the same.

1:13:50 Drew Yeah. Hepatitis risk?

1:13:51 Caller I don't know.

1:13:52 Drew Is he an IV?

1:13:53 Caller Can I get any of those?

1:13:54 Drew Yeah. IV drug user? No?

1:13:57 Caller No.

1:13:58 Drew You sure?

1:13:58 Caller Yeah.

1:13:59 Adam Is he gay?

1:14:01 Caller He's not gay. Alright.

1:14:02 Adam Alright, then you're fine.

1:14:04 Drew Well, I mean, if he's not specific in the risk category, your risks are fairly slim, but the risk for pregnancy is quite substantial, so you've got to get that morning after pill. How long ago did this happen?

1:14:12 Caller Two weeks ago.

1:14:12 Drew Oh, boy.

1:14:13 Adam Alright, she's not pregnant. You're fine, Ashley. Next time you put down some like a tarp, some viscone or something, some plastic. I'm amazed at this guy. I could not do that. Did you do that? You could. I wish I could. If I could do that, I'd be going to one of those oriental massages every day. Every single day. I'd pee in the sink and then I'd go right to the oriental massage and just right on my way to work.

1:14:46 Drew You need the ninja position and ninja action in order to pull one off.

1:14:52 Adam Never had a hand job in my life that I did not perpetrate on my own penis.

1:14:56 Drew Nice. Quite an honor. Quite a track record.

1:15:00 Adam Thank you. Totally true. And I'm not about to start and it's too late. Hey, you can try, ladies.

1:15:13 Drew You know, I'm going to Europe.

1:15:13 Adam I'll let you try.

1:15:14 Drew Just realize, I'm going to Europe in the morning. Very early.

1:15:17 Adam Tomorrow morning?

1:15:17 Drew Yeah, I'm going to Italy.

1:15:18 Caller Oh really? Yeah, I'm going for a walk.

1:15:20 Drew Good times. Quite a send off I'm having here. It's nice.

1:15:23 Adam I didn't know you're going tomorrow.

1:15:25 Caller Yeah.

1:15:25 Adam Hey, what are you going to do there?

1:15:28 Drew Just be a tourist. We haven't had a vacation, a non-business vacation in like four years.

1:15:33 Adam You bring in a wife?

1:15:34 Drew Yeah. No kids.

1:15:35 Adam That's no vacation. Well, maybe with the kids.

1:15:37 Drew No kids, no kids.

1:15:38 Caller Okay, no kids.

1:15:39 Adam We get it. You don't like your kids. Let's move on. Jim?

1:15:43 Caller Hello?

1:15:44 Adam You're 16?

1:15:45 Caller Yeah.

1:15:46 Adam What's up?

1:15:47 Caller My question was, hello to BS.

1:15:50 Caller Okay. Well, that's that.

1:15:52 Adam I guess Anderson dumped him. James?

1:15:55 Caller Yeah.

1:15:56 Adam 25?

1:15:57 Drew Yep.

1:15:57 Adam What's up?

1:15:58 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:15:59 Drew Yeah.

1:16:00 Caller I was wondering, is it possible that a person could have a tapeworm and not really be aware of it at all?

1:16:08 Drew Yeah, but you would get certain kinds of anemias and nutritional deficiencies and you'd pass pieces of the tapeworm eventually. I think it's called proglottids come out.

1:16:17 Caller Right, right.

1:16:18 Adam What do you mean pieces?

1:16:20 Drew It's a sectional worm and you pass sections out.

1:16:22 Caller Right, the segments are in the stools. Is it, but would you be able to have the symptoms and not really kind of be aware that you have a tapeworm?

1:16:33 Drew Yeah.

1:16:33 Adam Hold on a second. You'd pass the end segments of the worm?

1:16:37 Drew I don't know a lot about the worm.

1:16:39 Adam You couldn't do the middle segments, could you?

1:16:42 Drew Yeah, they drop off, I guess, the end, huh?

1:16:44 Adam It makes sense. I love it when they talk about pulling that six foot one out of somebody or something. I'd love to know the record of that.

1:16:52 Drew The other thing is they pass their eggs and the eggs, the larvae get into your body and go to your brain. It's a big mess.

1:17:00 Caller I just read this book called Guess What Came to Dinner? I don't know if you've heard of it at all.

1:17:07 Drew What's it about?

1:17:08 Caller And it's basically about parasites and all the various forms of parasites. And that was one that I read in the book.

1:17:13 Drew Parasites are common all over the world except here.

1:17:15 Caller Oh really?

1:17:16 Drew Oh yeah. We see them up here in Los Angeles because people go to Mexico. So we see Ascaris and we see occasionally tapeworm.

1:17:26 Caller Well, in the book she briefly mentioned that a person could have a tapeworm or a specifically tapeworm. I was just kind of thinking because I'm really skinny.

1:17:35 Drew Don't worry about it. James, it's not about being skinny. It's about having specific deficiency of nutrition, and anemia is a various type. You don't have it. We see something called cysticercosis down here. It's interesting. When I was in medical training, we were seeing cysticercosis when it was on the leading cause of seizure. And when you looked in the textbook, they would say, well, this is very, very extremely rare in other countries. You know, this thing you rarely see in the United States. Cysticercosis, we saw it every day because-

1:18:00 Adam Because we're close to the border. Hey James, what's up with you? I mean, you're reading books on parasites and freaking out.

1:18:10 Caller No, no, the thing is, is I was just at the library and it was really kind of on a whim. I pulled it out and I just kind of glanced through it. And I'm really skinny and I'm really tired a lot and I don't gain, you know, any weight whatsoever. I eat like a horse.

1:18:24 Adam All right, that's fast. You got a fast metabolism and a sprinkling of depression.

1:18:30 Caller Yeah, I either attribute it to the depression or to the digestive tract and I would...

1:18:35 Adam What are you doing at the library? Where is that? Is that the place that keeps the books?

1:18:39 Drew Yeah, that's that place. Yeah.

1:18:41 Adam Library?

1:18:41 Drew You know what books are, yes?

1:18:42 Adam It does not have the word book in it. That's the part. I always object to it with that name.

1:18:47 Drew Well, in Spanish, the bibliotech.

1:18:49 Adam Ah, there you go. Hey, James, what are we doing at the library?

1:18:53 Caller What? I'm sorry?

1:18:54 Adam What are we doing at the library?

1:18:55 Caller I was looking up a few books on some various...

1:18:58 Drew Parasites.

1:18:59 Adam Yeah, you got to get something going. You got to get a life going for yourself.

1:19:02 Caller I do.

1:19:03 Adam What do you do?

1:19:06 Caller I was checking up on some books on some art and whatnot.

1:19:11 Adam You got to get laid.

1:19:12 Caller I have been.

1:19:13 Adam You have been?

1:19:15 Caller Who?

1:19:16 Adam A girl? Yeah. Is she your girlfriend? No. Yeah. Something's missing. You need some friends. You need to get laid. You need something. Something's missing. She's 25, she's hanging out at the place with the bed, it's got the roof and the books under it. Say that again.

1:19:36 Drew Library.

1:19:36 Adam Library. He's looking up books on artists. I don't trust this guy. He's paranoid.

1:19:43 Drew It's what you call semantically preoccupied.

1:19:45 Adam Yes. George?

1:19:47 Caller Yes.

1:19:47 Adam You're 16.

1:19:49 Caller Yeah.

1:19:50 Caller My girlfriend or like I was seeing her and I think she had an abortion last year and she had called like last week and I didn't know what to say to her and so I just hung up on her.

1:20:03 Caller What do I say to her?

1:20:05 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

1:20:09 Drew Why don't I believe this?

1:20:10 Adam I don't. You know why? Because it's an extension of that call we had where the guy was, got the chick pregnant.

1:20:19 Drew Yeah, it's also very vague. It's, I don't know, very vague.

1:20:23 Adam Wait a minute. Is this, is, is, who called last week?

1:20:27 Caller I didn't call.

1:20:28 Drew It wasn't this guy.

1:20:30 Adam No, who called? She called? What did you say?

1:20:32 Drew She called him after a year. He didn't talk to her after this maybe abortion. I think she had. I know she had. And then he hung up on her.

1:20:42 Adam Is that what happened?

1:20:43 Caller No.

1:20:44 Caller I knew she had told me.

1:20:46 Caller Right. I still saw her.

1:20:49 Caller But then after like that, we just stopped seeing each other. Because she lives in Norwalk and I live in Downey. And so I didn't even talk to her. My friends had seen her and stuff and she had said hi.

1:21:03 Caller But I just never bothered to call her.

1:21:04 Caller She had called me last week and she said, what's up?

1:21:07 Adam So what's the question?

1:21:08 Drew Do you want to talk to her?

1:21:10 Caller I do.

1:21:11 Drew Okay, call her. I'll just talk to her.

1:21:12 Caller It just felt really weird.

1:21:14 Drew What's weird about it?

1:21:15 Caller Like, it's just I sort of feel betrayed. Betrayed? Like I didn't know about it at all.

1:21:21 Drew The abortion?

1:21:22 Caller Yeah, she just did it.

1:21:24 Adam Well, you guys had broken up?

1:21:26 Caller We weren't even together. It was like we were seeing each other because it's a long story.

1:21:31 Adam All right, well listen, she lives in Norwalk. You live in Downey and this thing was doomed. I mean, it would never work. It's what you call forbidden love. I mean, Norwalk and Downey, they got to be 11 miles apart. How far apart is Norwalk and Downey?

1:21:46 Caller They're very next to each other.

1:21:47 Drew That's the point.

1:21:49 Adam Jesus Christ, you idiot. Oh my God. What, you know, I drive through, I know there's a lot of people live in those towns and a lot of people listen to the show. I have no idea where those places are. We have people that are in Washington, DC and Chicago and San Francisco right now have no idea where Norwalk and Downey is. I live in LA. I have no idea where Norwalk and Downey is. All I know is about twice a year I have to drive through them on my way to somewhere else and I look around I go, who the F would live here? Why? Why live here? Why? What's in it for you? I think and then I realize then I see dogs, you know, on a hot summer day and they're lying in dirt and I think, hey, there's a there's some shade about four feet over from where you are and there's a nice blanket and then I just realize they don't even know it. They don't know it. That's what I think when I drive through Downey and Norwalk. I think that dogs don't know it.

1:22:41 Drew Ever been in Milwaukee in the winter? Same idea.

1:22:43 Adam Oh really?

1:22:44 Drew Listen, George, here's the deal. She went through something awful, not you. How about being supportive of her? How about coming around and just at least being cordial, saying hi, seeing what's going on with her. She had the abortion. Right. It's her decision. It's her right.

1:22:58 Adam Listen. It's awful for her. Listen, if this is true, he dodged a bullet. He don't want to be. This was a year ago. It would have been 15 year old daddy. For Christ sake, feels betrayed. Just saved you a bunch of money. Michelle. I mean, Michael. Yeah. You're 16. Yeah. What's up?

1:23:16 Caller Nothing.

1:23:17 Adam All righty.

1:23:18 Drew Do you want to ask a question?

1:23:20 Caller Yeah. I found pictures of my parents with other people.

1:23:26 Drew Were you high when you saw these? Or is there a time when you're not high?

1:23:30 Caller Yeah.

1:23:31 Drew No.

1:23:33 Caller And I found them in their bedroom in a drawer. They're like pictures of them with their friends. Like doing stuff.

1:23:41 Caller Like what?

1:23:43 Caller Like one of her friends, you know, like sitting in front of the camera, like playing with herself or whatnot. And then my mom with one of her friends, like like doing stuff.

1:23:56 Drew Doing what?

1:23:58 Caller Like she was like licking the other person.

1:24:03 Caller Pictures like that?

1:24:04 Caller Really?

1:24:04 Caller We are a bare faced liar.

1:24:08 Adam How baked are you right now?

1:24:10 Caller Huh?

1:24:11 Adam How baked are you right now?

1:24:12 Caller No, it's just...

1:24:14 Adam Hey, answer my question.

1:24:16 Drew Are you baked like this all the time?

1:24:19 Caller No.

1:24:20 Drew Just tonight?

1:24:21 Caller Yeah. I don't do drugs.

1:24:23 I just...

1:24:26 Drew Just smoke pot?

1:24:28 Caller Yeah.

1:24:29 Adam How much weed did you smoke tonight?

1:24:32 Caller None.

1:24:33 Adam Huh?

1:24:33 Caller None.

1:24:34 Adam Now, don't give me that crap. Listen, if you're not stoned right now, I'm gonna call in a Medevac helicopter and we're gonna bring you in for an MRI. You gotta be baked. Nah, right. Hey, Michael, just hang on for a little while. I think he's full of crap.

1:24:54 Drew I do, too.

1:24:55 Adam On the other hand, he could be baked and freaked out, but I'm pretty sure he's full of crap. He's having difficulty answering simple questions. But listen. Listen, don't snoop around your parents' stuff.

1:25:08 Drew Ever.

1:25:08 Caller Ever.

1:25:10 Adam Ever. Because you will find things in there you do not want to see. Just like if they snoop around your crap, they're going to find stuff. But it's twice as freaky. Thank God my dad had nothing. Ever. Nothing. Who knows? No. That idiot, nothing. Zero. Not a playboy, not a dildo, not a roach clip, nothing. I guarantee not a gun, not like Elvis' belt buckle, nothing.

1:25:41 Drew Sometimes those are the guys that have those alternative lives. He lives, he's actually, he plays pony with the SNM people somewhere, pulls a little wagon behind him.

1:25:53 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we're going to talk about the vacuum that increases the bus size after this. Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew. Over there.

1:26:14 Drew I want to hear more tapeworm talk. All right. There we go.

1:26:17 Adam I was last talking about how my dad has nothing.

1:26:19 Drew Yeah.

1:26:20 Adam And I was going to say this. I didn't say it on the air. I was going to tell you off there. If my dad died tomorrow, and I would never even think about going by and like collecting whatever I had. It's nothing. As a car that I lease him and then a bunch of books. That's it.

1:26:37 Drew Zero. The books have no interest to you.

1:26:38 Adam There's nothing. No pictures, no baseball, autograph, no, no, no, no, our family has no heirlooms. There's no chess, there's no, nothing's been passed down. Nobody has anything.

1:26:48 Drew You're the perfect North Hollywood family. No history.

1:26:51 Adam No history. There's nothing.

1:26:54 Drew Brian, tell us more about tapeworms.

1:26:56 Caller Yeah, basically a tapeworm is a segmented worm like an earthworm. You guys all know an earthworm. It's an analyte in the Philemonelida. But you look at an earthworm, it's composed of a series of segments. And what the perglottids are...

1:27:11 Drew They're like egg baskets, aren't they?

1:27:13 Caller Yeah, it's basically just a reproductive stack. And just comparing it to an earthworm, you know, a series of segments make up the earthworm, where the perglottid is a reproductive segment of the tapeworm.

1:27:23 Drew But our question was, where does it come off of the tapeworm?

1:27:25 Caller It comes off of the back of the tapeworm. I mean, obviously near the head, you have a head with suckers and hooks on it that attach it to the intestine. And as the tapeworm, I mean, as you go from the head to the tail of the tapeworm, the perglottids will mature in each perglottid. You have ovaries, testes, and the uterus. And when the egg mature, you know, as the perglottids pass down from closer to the head to the tail, they mature and they break off. They, you know, they leave the body and the feces. If they get mixed in with water or whatever, you know, if a cow or a pig eats them, then that gets in the cow, then it sits in the muscle tissue. And if you don't eat the cow or the pig, you eat that and you get that, right? Exactly.

1:28:06 Adam I see.

1:28:07 Drew How does the larva break loose and get to your brain? The cysticercosis.

1:28:12 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure, but I remember that our teacher was talking about that. It happens, what happens in some of these maids that come over from third-world countries. They have it, and what happens is that they go to the bathroom and when they wipe, they don't really get it too well and they get some of the feces underneath their fingernails. And then when they go to prepare some food for the people they're made for, what happens is that that gets in their food and the people eat it, and the tapeworms, you know, they're beef or pork, tapeworms. So they're searching around, you know, they're used to being, you know, as far as, you know, evolutionary, they're used to being in a cow or a pig.

1:28:51 Drew So you have some larva that gets through the wall of the intestine.

1:28:53 Caller Exactly, and they're looking for a place to go and they end up in the brain.

1:28:56 Adam Let's see, that's why I pee in the sink.

1:28:59 Drew It's pee and I poo, though.

1:29:01 Adam Yeah, but that's why I pee in the sink.

1:29:03 Caller Right.

1:29:03 Adam Yeah. Hey, Brian, how big is the biggest reported tapeworm? And not that you know, but...

1:29:11 Caller Well, actually, they found ones about 50, 60 feet long.

1:29:15 Adam No.

1:29:16 Caller No, in sperm whales.

1:29:17 Oh, in sperm whales.

1:29:18 Adam Oh, that's great.

1:29:20 Caller Interesting.

1:29:21 Adam 50, 60 feet long.

1:29:23 Caller In sperm whale intestines, yeah.

1:29:25 Adam That is great. And I wonder how... Now, but what about in a human? Is it 6 feet, 9 feet?

1:29:31 Caller Actually, I have my biology book right here. I think I said 20 meters. Large tapeworms, which may be 20 meters or more in length.

1:29:38 Adam Yeah, but that's not in a human being.

1:29:39 Caller No, no, no. And rob enough nutrients from the human host to cause nutritional deficiency. All in the same sentence.

1:29:46 Adam I understand that, but 20 meters is 65 feet.

1:29:51 Caller I mean, that's pretty freaking long.

1:29:52 Yeah.

1:29:54 Caller So, I don't know. I mean, intuitively, it doesn't make sense, but also, intuition never really works that well with somebody.

1:29:59 Adam Well, listen, how are you going to get a 65-foot worm in somebody?

1:30:04 Caller Well, how long is it?

1:30:05 Drew Well, they grow in there. They grow in there. They don't start in there. They just set up, and then they grow and grow and grow.

1:30:10 Adam I know, retardo. I know they grow in there.

1:30:13 Drew In fact, I remember hearing stuff about a guy with a... Wait, wait.

1:30:15 Adam Hold on a second. Look, they found a 60-footer in a sperm whale. That's an animal that's 100 feet long. I'll buy that. And what they're saying is they get up to 65 feet in sperm whales and they rob the human of nutrients, but it's not that 65-footer. That's just bad writing. Thank you.

1:30:39 Drew What's the head of those things called? I forgot what that is.

1:30:41 Caller The skullax.

1:30:42 Drew The skullax.

1:30:43 Adam That makes sense.

1:30:44 Drew You've never seen... These things are the bizarre-looking things.

1:30:46 Caller Yeah, they're pretty cool.

1:30:48 Drew What? Tinnia solium and tinnia... What's the other one?

1:30:51 Adam Oh, Drew, please. You're boring the hell of our poor listeners. Just hung up on the poor... Listen, thank you for the call and thanks for the info. And I'll tell you, the only thing worse than having a tapeworm in you would be to be high and have a tapeworm in you too.

1:31:09 Drew You'll find one coming out your rear, passing it.

1:31:12 Adam Do you pass them that way?

1:31:13 Drew Sometimes.

1:31:15 Oh.

1:31:17 Adam Imagine being high and mushrooms and no one you had a tapeworm. See that? That's life. Kimberly?

1:31:25 Caller Hi.

1:31:25 Adam Hey, you're 21.

1:31:26 Caller Yes, I have two questions. The first one is about, like, I heard about this vacuum pump bra thing where, like, one wears it for 12 hours a day and it stretches the tissue and then after a while, new tissue grows or something.

1:31:39 Adam Yeah.

1:31:40 Caller And then after she stops using it, she'll, like, she'll strain a little bit, but then she'll, like, have larger breasts than when she started. Yeah. Has Dr. Drew heard about this?

1:31:50 Drew I've never heard of it. It doesn't sound like a great plan.

1:31:53 Adam What is the difference between a penis and in breasts in terms of the makeup? Not you, Brainiac.

1:32:00 Caller Drew?

1:32:02 Drew Breast has more fat and more glandular tissue.

1:32:06 Adam But we know that the penis pumps don't really work by doing the same sort of vacuum of fat.

1:32:13 Drew Let's put it this way. If you put a sucking device on your belly, would you expect the fat to enlarge?

1:32:19 Adam I would imagine if you had a sucking device on one part of your belly for a long period of time that the skin would probably get a little stretched out.

1:32:26 Drew The skin would stretch out and then it would sag down there.

1:32:29 Adam Yes.

1:32:29 Drew So you might be getting that kind of an effect. There might be some inflammation, so it might swell. How do you get glandular growth? I can't imagine that that would.

1:32:38 Caller They say the breast tissue and the other tissue, whatever, increases in the same proportion. They say new tissue actually grows. I don't know, they create new tissue?

1:32:47 Adam Well, listen, when women have a mastectomy, don't they oftentimes get new skin there by putting things under stretching and doing things like that?

1:32:58 Drew They rebuild stuff.

1:32:59 Adam They rebuild the breast? I don't know. What's going on with your breast now, Kimberly?

1:33:04 Caller Honestly, Kef, I'm fine. If I lose weight, I want to have them back, you know?

1:33:07 Adam Right.

1:33:08 Caller So, but it says it's FDA approved and stuff.

1:33:12 Adam Well, what is, how much weight?

1:33:14 Drew It says it's not FDA approved, that we said.

1:33:16 Caller Yeah, it says it's FDA approved.

1:33:18 Drew It's FDA approved.

1:33:19 Caller Yeah, or, yeah.

1:33:21 Drew It's FDA approved.

1:33:22 Adam There's never been more confusion about her telling us this is FDA approved.

1:33:24 Caller Yeah, well, like, can I tell you what it is and then you can look it up or something?

1:33:28 Adam No. I've seen this thing. Look, listen.

1:33:33 Caller Hold on.

1:33:34 Adam Listen to me. How much overweight are you?

1:33:38 Caller About 30 pounds.

1:33:39 Adam So what are you coming in at now?

1:33:41 Caller About 150.

1:33:42 Drew You're fat.

1:33:43 Adam Drew, please.

1:33:43 Caller Yes, I know.

1:33:44 Adam How tall are you?

1:33:46 Caller 5'4.

1:33:47 Adam 5'4. Hold on. Let me do the radio math here. 5'4, 150. That's 5'2, 1.25, 162.

1:34:00 Caller Okay, all right.

1:34:01 Adam Here's the point. Don't worry about your breast size. Worry about that ass of yours. Guys do not care as much about big breasts as they do about a tight ass.

1:34:11 Caller Yeah, but I do.

1:34:12 Adam I know you do. You're compensating for the big ass. I'm saying focus on losing the ass and let nature take its course and stop focusing on the breast. She's wasting her time with this.

1:34:23 Drew Unless, of course, you would, of course, have her get some sort of gigantic sack implant, some huge, huge sack, then that would be different.

1:34:30 Adam Some novelty breast sack implant. Yeah, if she was really interested in that, sure. Yeah, if she was my bitch, of course. Marie?

1:34:39 Caller Hi.

1:34:40 Adam You're 17?

1:34:41 Caller Yeah.

1:34:42 Adam What's up?

1:34:43 Caller Well, okay.

1:34:44 Caller My cousin is 14 and she's the only cousin I have, just to put it simply, and so me and her have been really close since I was really young. And Thursday, I got a call from her dad saying that she had run away. And she just came back, I think it was tonight, and I guess I'm just concerned because I don't know what to say to her anymore. She's really, the average change I guess you could say in the sense that she's like been sexually active and she's into the drugs and all that.

1:35:14 Drew 14?

1:35:15 Caller Yeah.

1:35:16 Drew How is that average?

1:35:17 Caller Well, I don't know. It's just a lot of the stuff that I've come around.

1:35:19 Adam It's an average for this show. Yeah, well, usually when you run away from home, there's something pretty heavy going on at home.

1:35:27 Drew Right. Some abuse, physical or some kind of abuse.

1:35:30 Caller Yeah. Her parents are divorced, but the thing is that her mom, it's been recorded that, yeah, she used to abuse her and the next time that happened, she's supposed to call the police and show the police.

1:35:41 Drew This is not an average situation. Although there's a lot of this in our country, this is a severely disturbed situation, and she needs help.

1:35:49 Caller They've gotten it for her before her dad. She's been to counseling and everything.

1:35:53 Drew You need to encourage her to stay with that, because there's nothing you can do to change this, except to encourage her to get the proper care. Treatment does work, and this is a profoundly disturbed situation. Teach her about, maybe about drugs and about the effects they have on a developing brain so she doesn't do herself permanent harm.

1:36:09 Adam James?

1:36:10 Caller Hello?

1:36:11 Adam You're 20?

1:36:12 Caller Yeah.

1:36:13 Adam What's up?

1:36:14 Caller I'm a gay male, and I have a best friend, and she's 26. And I was wondering, like, how would I be able to get her pregnant without actually having intercourse? I've seen it, I think, was on Queer as Folk, where you can, like, come in a cap and then put it into her.

1:36:32 Drew Yes, you can go get a fertility specialist to do that for you, artificial insemination.

1:36:37 Caller What is that called?

1:36:38 Drew I don't know.

1:36:38 Adam You want a kid? Yeah. Do you have a partner?

1:36:44 Caller You mean a male partner? Yeah.

1:36:46 Drew And you raise a kid by yourself?

1:36:48 Caller Well, me and her can do it together.

1:36:50 Adam Oh, really?

1:36:51 Drew How old is she?

1:36:52 Caller 26.

1:36:53 Adam What is her sexual proclivity? Is she gay too?

1:36:58 Caller She's straight.

1:36:58 Adam She's straight, but isn't she going to want to get married and have her own kids?

1:37:03 Caller Well, we kind of talked about it a little bit, but we didn't go in-depth and talk about it.

1:37:07 Drew What's the hurry? You're 20 and 26. And by the way, you're talking about somebody else's life here. Have a little talk about it before. Have the in-depth talk.

1:37:17 Caller I'm kind of scared by having the in-depth talk, because we touched on it, but we didn't get deep into it.

1:37:23 Drew Yeah, because you're afraid of what you're going to find out about what her intentions are, and you better know that going in.

1:37:30 Caller Do you think you would have an effect on the friendship or whatever?

1:37:34 Drew No, I don't have a kid, James.

1:37:36 Adam James.

1:37:36 Drew Five, seven more years, eight more years.

1:37:38 Adam James, yeah, give yourself a little time. I mean, what are you doing? You might as well get in a relationship yourself with a guy.

1:37:48 Drew Get some stability in your life.

1:37:50 Adam And then you adopt a kid, or you knock up some folk singer or something, or whatever they do. I mean, how's your life going? Is your job good?

1:37:58 Caller It's pretty good.

1:37:59 Drew What do you do?

1:38:00 Caller Work for the cable company.

1:38:02 Adam All right. But you're not getting rich off of this. You know, I mean, give yourself a few years. Don't put any pressure on yourself. And whatever it is that you want a kid for, it's the wrong reason. You want a kid for a reason now. For you. And that's the reason why you shouldn't have a kid.

1:38:19 Drew Kids are not for you.

1:38:21 Adam No, they're for me.

1:38:25 Drew There's satisfaction you can expect out of being a father, having a family, but it's giving of yourself, not creating someone else to serve your needs.

1:38:33 Adam Right. And by the way, as a gay guy, you can't bang a chick once. Do you know what I'm saying? Come on. I mean, would she let him do it? James?

1:38:44 Caller Yeah.

1:38:45 Adam Could you have sex with her? Would she let you do that?

1:38:49 Caller I don't know. All right. I think I would be kind of scared to do it with her. I've been with females before, but...

1:38:55 Adam They got teeth down there. Yeah. You stay away from those chicks. I agree. But listen, James, please, no kids for a while. Just take it slow. You got plenty of time. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Wanda. Wants to know if there's any way she can damage yourself with a vibrator after this. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. Let's, uh, this little belch there, Drew. Let's talk to Wanda. It's 36. Wanda?

1:39:37 Guest Yes.

1:39:37 Adam You want to know if there's any way to damage yourself with a vibrator?

1:39:40 Caller Yeah.

1:39:42 Adam What kind of vibrator?

1:39:44 Guest A big one.

1:39:47 Oh, boy.

1:39:48 Adam I was going to jack off to this, and then I heard Wanda laugh, and now I got to move on. Hey, uh, Wanda?

1:39:55 Guest Yeah.

1:39:55 Adam Is it the kind you plug in?

1:39:57 Guest No. It's battery-powered.

1:39:59 Adam I see. And it's not a shoulder massager. It's, like, it's made to go up, yeah.

1:40:05 Guest Yeah.

1:40:05 Adam Right. And do you put it in you, or do you put it on your clit?

1:40:11 Guest Whatever I feel like doing at the moment.

1:40:13 Adam I see. And, um, how often do you use it?

1:40:18 Guest Um, whenever I'm alone, which isn't very often.

1:40:23 Adam Oh, I see.

1:40:25 Drew What a human spends any time alone.

1:40:27 Adam Hey, Wanda? How often do you use it?

1:40:32 Guest Uh, let's see. Maybe, um, winter, twice a month.

1:40:38 Adam All right. You're fine then.

1:40:40 Drew You can sort of desensitize the area if you use it too much.

1:40:43 Adam Oh, do I hate it? How often? Imagine, if I were as a doctor, I'd tend to take swings at these people while they're in my office. How often do you use it? Well, whenever I'm alone, but that's not very often.

1:40:54 Guest No, because I'm married.

1:40:56 Adam Hey, no. But do you realize that that answer to me means nothing? That could mean three times a week or it could mean three times a year. Do you understand? It's a zero answer. It's a nothing answer. All right. So you're married. How's that going?

1:41:13 Guest Well, I think because I have used a vibrator, that I'm not that much interested in my husband.

1:41:20 Adam No, no way. Twice a month? Once or twice a, what did you say? A couple of times a month?

1:41:24 Guest I could go for like three weeks or a month without sex.

1:41:30 Adam I know, but you're only using the vibrator once or twice a month.

1:41:36 Guest Yeah.

1:41:37 Adam I see. Oh, yeah.

1:41:40 Guest I think that it is like desensitized me to have sex with my husband.

1:41:48 Drew If you're using it every day, I could sort of go down that path, but no, not once or twice a month.

1:41:53 Guest Not every day.

1:41:55 Drew Oh boy.

1:41:55 Adam Okay. Hey, do you have any kids?

1:41:58 Guest I have one.

1:42:00 Adam How about you do me a favor so the kids can be properly educated? Put them on to a catapult and just launch them toward the sun. Give them a chance at a good life and a good education. Because you're really out of it, Wanda.

1:42:16 Guest What is that supposed to mean?

1:42:17 Adam You're out of it. That's what that's supposed to mean. Are you drunk?

1:42:22 Guest No.

1:42:22 Adam Do you do drugs?

1:42:24 Guest No.

1:42:24 Adam Do you just have difficulties?

1:42:27 Guest Yeah.

1:42:27 Adam What are your difficulties?

1:42:30 Guest Um, I just, I don't know. I've been with my husband for about 17 years. I don't know. You tell me.

1:42:42 Adam Are you depressed?

1:42:44 Guest Um, I don't know. What is that?

1:42:46 Drew Are you on medication?

1:42:47 Guest No. No.

1:42:48 Adam Anyone ever ask you to get on medication?

1:42:52 Guest Only because I've been in a couple of auto accidents.

1:42:56 Adam Like where? What happens?

1:42:58 Guest What happens? Oh, just rear-ender and hit and run.

1:43:02 Drew You mean they ask you to get on pain medication?

1:43:05 Caller Uh, no.

1:43:07 Guest Like Prozac.

1:43:09 Drew Okay.

1:43:09 Guest Or something else like that.

1:43:11 Adam For the auto accidents. Do you understand that talking to you is like trying to work out a crossword puzzle while you're jogging? It's a pain in the ass and near impossible to try to get any answers out of you. You don't seem to track normally. You know what I mean? Like we're trying to get some answers out of you for this conversation. We're having difficulty.

1:43:37 Guest I've been answering your question.

1:43:39 Adam Yeah, but in the kind of way where we have to ask three times and then there's some confusion. You take medication only because of the car accidents. People have asked you to take medication for your mood, right?

1:43:52 Drew And your behavior.

1:43:54 Guest I don't have a behavior problem.

1:43:56 Adam Okay, but other people think maybe you do. I'm not saying you're homicidal. I'm just saying there's something with your mood going on, right? Yes. Okay, so I'll start answering my own questions. Why don't you start taking those medications that the people ask you to take?

1:44:13 Guest I don't need to take them.

1:44:15 Caller Okay.

1:44:16 Adam I've never spoken to you before and I think you should take them.

1:44:20 Guest Why? On the assumption that I'm not easy to talk to?

1:44:25 Adam That you have difficulty sort of connecting things. How old is your kid? Twelve. Good. He'll be out on his own in a couple of months so that'll be fine. We don't have to worry about him. Is he or she doing okay?

1:44:41 Guest Yeah. They're fine. They're fine?

1:44:43 Adam It's one kid, right?

1:44:45 Guest I mean, she's fine. Excuse me.

1:44:47 Adam She's fine. Okay. And you, do you work or?

1:44:50 Guest Yeah. I do a lot of stuff. I work Monday through Friday and I take care of my family.

1:44:58 Adam What do you do for a living?

1:45:01 Guest Well, this is public radio and I don't care to say that over the radio.

1:45:05 Drew What kind of work do you do?

1:45:10 Guest I'm a secretary.

1:45:12 Drew Okay.

1:45:12 Adam All right. I understand that can be classified stuff. If you don't want your folks finding out you're doing secretarial work, you're not able to call the feds. All right there, Wanda. No.

1:45:22 Drew Do what? It's not about the vibrator. We guarantee it.

1:45:24 Adam You're fine with the vibrator. All right. But listen, seriously, I do get a little vibe off you and I'm never wrong. So maybe you should talk to your- whoever wanted you to take that medicine, why don't you talk to them again and just see what else they wanted. All right?

1:45:38 Drew See what their assessment is. Maybe get another assessment by the specialist if you don't trust that person.

1:45:42 Adam That's right. All right. Katie?

1:45:46 Guest Yeah.

1:45:47 Drew What's up?

1:45:47 Adam I'll tell you, I wouldn't want to be Wanda, but I would in one way in that I could really enjoy even bad movies.

1:45:53 Drew All right. Well, Katie, what's up? We got just a couple of minutes.

1:45:56 Guest Hi. Last night, I went to a party and I tried ecstasy for the first time. I don't want to become an addict, but it felt so good. I mean, lately, I've been really depressed, crying, waking up.

1:46:09 Adam With the S word screwball.

1:46:12 Guest Oh my God.

1:46:14 Adam I'll tell you, we really have the world's dumbest callers. They have no idea where they are. Do you realize that, Drew?

1:46:20 Drew Let's finish talking to her though.

1:46:21 Adam All right. Well, Anderson put her on hold because he had to hit the dump button.

1:46:25 Drew I know. And let's just finish. We can't start a new call. We have 30 seconds left. Come on. Katie?

1:46:30 Guest I just really want some help.

1:46:32 Drew All right. So you liked how you felt and now what's happening?

1:46:35 Guest Right now, I can't sleep. It's like 1150 here and I'm just...

1:46:40 Drew Are you anxious? Are you having panic attacks?

1:46:43 Adam Hold on. What is it? Noon over here? Where are we?

1:46:47 Guest No, I'm really jittery and everyone at the party tried it and I was like, might as well I try it too. I tried it, it felt great, but now I'm coming down and I can't sleep.

1:46:58 Drew Yeah. Panic, sleep disturbances, depression. These are what happened from that drug.

1:47:03 Adam It'll wear right off.

1:47:04 Drew Well, but you've been depressed and this can exacerbate that. Why don't you keep your depression taken care of? That's why you can't sleep probably.

1:47:12 Guest Okay. And I don't want to do anything stupid because all this stuff has been happening in my life.

1:47:18 Drew Do anything stupid like what?

1:47:20 Guest Oh, my parents want to get a referral on my best friend to keep her away from me and stuff.

1:47:24 Drew Yeah, but you don't want to do anything stupid like what?

1:47:27 Guest Suicide because I actually have been thinking about that lately.

1:47:31 Drew So you have a life-threatening problem here. You must get it taken care of.

1:47:36 Guest Do I have to go see a counselor?

1:47:37 Adam Yeah.

1:47:38 Drew You must.

1:47:38 Adam Absolutely.

1:47:39 Drew Listen, if you had a life-threatening, a heart problem, a stroke, would you go see someone about it?

1:47:44 Guest Yeah, I will.

1:47:44 Drew This is equally as life-threatening, okay?

1:47:47 Adam Right. All right. Well, Katie?

1:47:49 Guest Yeah?

1:47:50 Adam You know our last caller?

1:47:52 Drew We'll call back this one.

1:47:53 Adam You don't want to end up like her, do you?

1:47:55 Guest No.

1:47:56 Adam Okay. Listen, you're smart. You got some problems, but you're smart, okay? Take care of this. A little baggage to having a good IQ like Katie has is sometimes you get tortured. You wouldn't know about that, Drew, but I, as an intellectual and an artiste, know that nor the torture.

1:48:16 Drew The giant, intellectual giant.

1:48:16 Adam Forced to pee in my own sink.

1:48:18 Drew We'll be back.

1:48:20 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:48:29 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

1:48:32 Drew Geez, we made it through this night without much more gas. I can't, I really was kind of nervous.

1:48:38 Adam Oh, that's about all I could do.

1:48:41 Drew You crapped yourself. Yeah, yeah. Here we go.

1:48:46 Adam Yeah, it's done.

1:48:47 Drew Hey, next week, Best Of, we got Violent J visiting. Oh, Jesus Christ. Tony Hawk, Andy Dick, oh my God.

1:49:01 Caller You are an asshole.

1:49:02 Adam He was just talking about how there was no more gas. A huge one go.

1:49:07 Guest Woo!

1:49:09 Adam Triumph. Oh, that's big. That's big. That's what you call a clutch, my friend. That's why it was called Clutch Corolla in high school on the baseball team, is I would come through when the chips were down.

1:49:20 No talent ass clown.

1:49:23 Adam Just when they counted my ass out, pow. It makes a power move.

1:49:27 Caller How?

1:49:28 Adam Sweet.

1:49:28 Drew What other guests we have coming up?

1:49:30 Adam Oh, yeah. Destiny's Child and Carrot Top and Jamie Presley and-

1:49:36 Drew Jamie Presley.

1:49:37 Adam Yeah. She's hot. Jeremy McGrath, Lincoln Park, Kathy Griffin, Shaggy, all the good people coming up. All right. So let's take a little break. No. Yeah. It's bad in here now. What timing. What timing. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla's asshole, say mahalo. What kind of vibrator?

1:49:58 Guest A big one.

1:50:01 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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