Episode 1000754886226

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

1:12 Drew Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew. Forget about the phone number. This is what you call a best of show.

1:19 Adam Our favorite kind of Loveline.

1:21 Drew You know why it's our favorite?

1:22 Adam We're here.

1:23 Drew That's right. I mean, we're here right now, but that's just to record this crap and then we're gone. It's gone with the wind. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. I know a lot of people say, it's a best of show, it's a rerun. Let's turn it off right now.

1:38 Adam Oh, no.

1:40 Drew Oh, you guys think I'm going to try to convince you otherwise? No.

1:42 Adam I'll say go ahead.

1:44 Drew But if you turn it off right now, you know who you're going to miss?

1:46 Adam Tony Hawk.

1:47 Drew That's right.

1:48 Adam Stain.

1:49 Drew That's right.

1:50 Adam Moby.

1:51 Drew And that would be a good year for us here on Loveline. Let's be honest. We don't get A-class celebrities on this show. So the point is, is you get to hear both these guys.

2:00 Adam And Andy Dick.

2:01 Drew Tony Hawk is our guest tonight, the world's greatest skateboarder. He is here talking about Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, also Occupation Skateboarder, which is a book, which is out. And the book, pardon me, the movie, Adrenaline Theater Presents the End, which is the skateboard part of the series of what you call sort of extreme filmmaking.

2:24 Action sports.

2:25 Drew Action sports. And you can.

2:26 Don't say the E word.

2:27 Drew Oh, I'm sorry. X stream or something. Action sports. We're just talking during the break about games played in the school yard and growing up and like I'm talking about grade school and junior high. Most of the games revolved around hitting guys with utility balls. I mean, that was the whole thing. The idea was that hit somebody with a ball, be in there, knock them out. And we were talking about playing a game called Smear the Queer, which I don't know if that game goes on anymore in school yards, but it's like...

3:00 Adam Back it better run.

3:01 It's probably like Fight Club now.

3:03 There's this underground movement of Smear the Queer, but no one's really allowed to do it.

3:06 Drew I was telling the guys, it wasn't an officially sanctioned recess game by the school. It's sort of a, you know, the cockfighting of school yard games. We'd have these little games. You played against a backboard on like a handball court and you throw a tennis ball and whoever it bounced off and whoever dropped it had to make it back to the board before everyone beat the crap out of them. Or while everyone was beating the crap out of it. I did it once and I dropped the ball intentionally. Instead of running to the board to safety, I ran the exact opposite way and then I had 20 kids chase me, like at the end of Benny Hill, through an entire school yard. And everything was going great. I mean, I was out juking every one of these 6th graders. I was moving and doing all my great moves. And everything was going great. And I was running full blast. And I ran past a guy by the name of Mike Brown. I'll never forget Mike Brown. And I didn't think Mike Brown was involved with the game because Mike was not one of the people chasing me. But Mike was smart. Mike stopped and doubled back. And as I ran past Mike Brown, Mike socked me right in the solar plexus about as hard as he could while I was running full speed. I stumbled about 3 more steps and then went down on my face. And I was writhing in pain. And you know what I love about kids? It's like everyone stopped. And I was like, there's a beat of like, I think he's really hurt. And then it was, get him. Get him. And I was like, hey, by law. People are like, hey, sorry, man. It's like, we don't want to have to beat the crap out of you while you're lying on the asphalt, holding your midsection. But rules are rules. I mean, what are you going to do?

4:48 If you're still breathing, then it's fair game.

4:50 Drew Yeah. I mean, if word gets out, that we let you live. And I think that's when I used one of my I'm serious calls, which is what you could do when you're a kid and someone was really screwing with you or you're really hurt. Like the time I was rolled up in a carpet, I got, I let myself be rolled up in a piece of carpet. So there was like six foot of carpet in front of me and six foot of carpet behind me. My hands were at my side and I got rolled up in the middle of it and then people were like stomping on it and kicking it and I was like yelling let me out and people were laughing and at a certain point if you say it with the right pitch, if you go, I'm serious, then you'll hear the guys, hey he's serious, let him out, let him out.

5:34 There's always the kid that cried wolf.

5:36 Drew Right, well you can't use too many of those I'm serious calls. We get one per like semester or something like that depending on the crowd you run with. But I always thought and I've talked to Drew about this before, I always wish as an adult I had a handful of those.

5:52 Adam I'm serious.

5:53 Drew You know what I mean girlfriends dumping you, false fire.

5:55 I really heard I'm serious.

5:57 I'm serious.

5:58 Adam Okay.

5:59 She's going, I know I won't break up with you.

6:00 Drew Things just aren't working out, I'm seeing somebody else and you're like, but I'm serious.

6:07 Adam I'm like, oh, okay, you're serious.

6:10 Drew We'll stay together. Yeah. I mean, as an adult, you should really, when you leave high school, you should get like three, I'm serious is just to take with you. And I'd say, like I said, getting canned from a job or having a girl dump you, just use them at your own discretion. Oh, it'd be nice. With the police. With the police. Police pull you over, you know, your shoulders dislocated, they're beating you with a baton. You yell, Rodney King could have yelled, I'm serious. Halfway into that beating, it would have been fine. No more trouble. All right. Jamie?

6:42 Hey, what's up, guys?

6:43 Drew Hey, you're 15.

6:44 Caller What's going on?

6:45 Well, basically, I'm attracted to all overweight guys.

6:50 Caller And I don't know why.

6:51 And all my friends are like, why, you know?

6:54 Caller Older guys?

6:56 No. Overweight guys.

6:58 But are they older?

6:59 Um, somewhat, but not really too bad.

7:02 That's all right.

7:02 Drew How old are they?

7:04 I would say between my age to about 22.

7:07 Drew Nice. 22?

7:09 Yeah.

7:10 Oh, boy. That's older.

7:11 Drew A 350-pound, 22-year-old guy could really do some damage to a young 15-year-old gal.

7:18 Adam Jamie, there are men that find women attractive, too. So it's...

7:21 Drew Black guys, man. Hey, Jamie? No, there's not any men who find...

7:26 Adam Yeah, there are.

7:27 Drew You know, here's... Let me explain who those... Those are guys who get what they can get.

7:33 Adam You know, there are guys that are into that.

7:34 Drew There's a handful.

7:35 They have magazines devoted to that fetish.

7:37 Drew I don't trust those guys. I really don't. I prefer not to talk about them or acknowledge their existence. Jamie?

7:42 Yeah?

7:42 Drew It sends a dangerous message to the young women of the community, which is they don't have to starve themselves and work out like freaks. Jamie?

7:51 Yeah?

7:52 Drew Are you overweight?

7:53 No, I'm not. Well, I don't think so. I don't know.

7:56 Adam You're fat. No, you're fine.

7:57 Drew Please, please, Drew, how dare you? How tall are you?

8:00 I'm 5'2.

8:01 Drew 5'2, and what are you tipping the scales at? 130. Let me do some quick radio math. Why don't you say 5'2, 130? You're overweight. Carry the four, bring the five. I got 5'3, and 142.

8:19 No, I don't think so.

8:20 Drew I did the radio math. You can't argue with that. So, you're a little bit husky, but certainly wouldn't call you fat by any stretch of the imagination, right?

8:29 Caller No.

8:30 Drew And how big do you like a lad to be?

8:33 I'd say about 200 to 300 pounds.

8:36 Drew 2 to 3.

8:36 Adam So, the bigger the better?

8:38 Caller No, I don't know.

8:39 It depends on the guy, too.

8:41 Drew You have a ceiling. What about, name some famous fat people who you like, like Santa?

8:49 There's not really any fat guys that are famous that I really like.

8:55 Drew How about John Popper from Blues Traveler?

8:58 I don't know who that is.

8:59 Drew No, okay.

9:00 Adam But I'd be curious to know.

9:02 Drew We got to make sure and tell John that next time he comes on the show so we can kill himself.

9:06 Adam I'd be curious to know.

9:07 Drew How about Chris Farley?

9:09 Adam John Candy?

9:11 Um, eww, that's disgusting, no.

9:15 Drew What's disgusting? Well, no, no, I don't mean a dead guy, but we're talking about big guys? Yeah, but I'm trying to think of some guys. How about like Drew Carey?

9:25 Yeah.

9:26 Drew You'd like him?

9:27 Yeah.

9:27 Drew He's like a husky guy, right?

9:31 He's not huge, though.

9:32 Drew No. He's a little big bone.

9:34 Adam I'm curious to see whether or not some of this would evolve as she got older.

9:37 Is it because they're less of a threat? Because what? No, no. They're less of a threat? No?

9:42 Adam It's kind of a fetish thing.

9:43 Drew He thinks it's a fetish thing. He don't think it's that they're not in such high demand.

9:47 Adam They're easier. No, I think it's a fetish thing. That's why I'm curious to see if it would change to something else as she got older.

9:53 Drew Okay.

9:54 Adam But it's all right. It's fine.

9:55 Because my friends criticize me for it. They're like, what? You like him?

9:59 Drew Yeah. Listen, this is a great thing. It means you're, I don't know what it means. It's fine. You're all right, Jamie. Okay. Good. Thank you. Enjoy your big love. You just get on top. That's all. Mike?

10:15 Caller Hey, how's it going?

10:15 Drew You're 19. I don't know if we've ever had that proclamation from a young lady on this show, have we, or declaration? I hope not. What's up there, Mike?

10:25 Caller Yeah, I was wondering what I can do about the, what is it called, penile papules?

10:30 Adam Well, why would you want to do anything with them?

10:32 Caller Is there something we can do to get rid of them, like a soap or a hair follicle cream or whatever?

10:39 Adam Wait a minute, what are you talking about?

10:40 Drew The pearly penile papules.

10:42 Adam What do you have exactly? What are you talking about that you think that's papule?

10:46 Caller The white things on the scrotum?

10:49 Adam No, that's not pearly papules.

10:52 Caller Oh, what would that be?

10:54 Adam Are they sort of soft, large, like spongy things?

10:57 Caller No, like little zits.

10:59 Adam Zits? And those are zits?

11:00 Drew Maybe they look like little white caps or something? Yeah, exactly.

11:03 Adam No, those are zits.

11:04 Drew Can you pop them?

11:05 Caller Well, yeah, once in a while.

11:07 Adam Those are not pearly penile papules.

11:09 Drew Drew, I know we just talked about this, but as you know, I give my sack a full combing over.

11:16 Adam You found one?

11:17 Drew Probably once or twice a week, and then I even hold the flashlight up to it underneath and turn the lights off so I can see through it. And I miss my balls.

11:26 Adam Trans-illumination, yes.

11:27 Drew Yeah, it's nice. And it's warm. It's kind of tingly. It feels good. Now, get those little white things on there. Some of them just pop like butter. And some are like rocks.

11:38 Adam Yeah, they're sebaceous.

11:39 Drew What are the rock ones?

11:40 Adam It's sebaceous glands. They're sebaceous cysts and things.

11:43 Drew It's a cyst. It's as big as the head of a ballpoint pen.

11:47 Adam That might be molluscum contagiosum.

11:49 Drew No, listen, how dare you?

11:50 Adam That must be molluscum.

11:51 Drew How dare you?

11:52 Adam I didn't see any molluscum when I examined you the other day.

11:54 Drew Hold on a second. Hold on.

11:56 Adam I'm not talking about a cyst.

11:58 Drew I'm talking about what looks like...

12:02 Adam Molluscum looks like a zit with a hard peak on it.

12:06 Drew It's just a hard little... It looks like a very small little white head. There's no zit to it. There's no red body to it.

12:14 Adam If you peel that off, a little hard thing comes out.

12:16 Drew Yeah.

12:17 Adam Molluscum.

12:17 Drew That's what that is. What is that?

12:20 Adam You wouldn't know, I guess. But anyway, so...

12:22 Drew No.

12:23 Adam It's a viral STD.

12:24 Drew Oh, how dare you?

12:27 Adam You don't have it, so it doesn't matter.

12:28 Drew Oh, right.

12:29 Adam Yeah.

12:30 Drew No, it's not... I know you've talked about that. You scoop them out with a little melon baller.

12:34 Adam You just take your fingernail and bring them off.

12:35 Drew No, no. That's not what it is. That's not what it is.

12:38 Adam All right. Let me just finish with Mike.

12:39 Drew Listen, don't all you people know what I'm talking about?

12:41 Adam Let me finish with Mike. Mike needs more hygiene. More dryness, so more antibacterial soap. All right.

12:50 Drew Here's what I'm talking about, Drew. Just one more time. You got the scrotum sack, right?

12:55 Adam Got the scrotum. Do these peer anywhere else besides the scrotum?

12:58 Drew No.

12:58 Adam So it may be some sort of subcebo.

13:01 Drew And you'll get a little... You don't even want to call them zits because they're not really zits. You just get a little white heads on there every once in a while.

13:08 Adam Yeah.

13:09 Drew Like you'd get... I don't know, like on your nose, you get those little black heads.

13:13 You should get one of those strips that you put on your nose.

13:14 Drew The peyote strip? Yeah, I put on my balls in it.

13:16 Just get a few of those.

13:17 Drew Have the neighbors call the cops when I rip it off and scream at the top of my lungs? I like that.

13:23 Adam Ball be-or-y.

13:24 Drew Maybe I'll start with one of those breathe-right strips on there just to hold my sack open. Like the wings of a flying squirrel. All right. So you get the little ones. It's just a little like the ball and a ballpoint pen. That is the literal size of it. And you can just sort of pop them with your fingernail. But once in a while you run into one and it's just hard. It's just like a little rock and it ain't moving.

13:51 It's been left alone too long.

13:52 Adam Yeah, it must just be petrified. But it's a good case for molluscum though.

13:57 Drew Interesting. I have to look at the Drew.

14:00 Adam We have to do another another scrotal examination. I didn't even notice your scrotal when we were down there.

14:05 Drew Drew, you know why you don't know in my story? It hangs so low you don't see where it ends. It just looks like a flap of skin.

14:11 Adam It was like a curtain behind your penis.

14:14 Drew That's right. And for my next trick, it drew, oh Jesus Christ. I just dumped acid all over my penis. Yeah, that was Drew examining my penis. He thought I had, what did you think I had? Warts? Yeah. It turns out I won $100 from it.

14:29 Warts are different than lusca metastasis? Yeah.

14:32 Drew Yeah. You want to lose another 100, I'll send you back down below for your life. Easy money for me. I should tour the country asking doctors for $100 to look at my penis. What do you think the last time a doctor lost 100 bucks looking at someone's Johnson? Do you know what I'm saying?

14:48 Adam When the last time a doctor paid a patient right there.

14:50 Drew That's right. Paid him 100 bucks to look at his door.

14:53 Adam I didn't pay to look. I bet you there was something on it, which I still believe there had been.

14:56 Drew Drew bet there was something on my penis. He bet me 100 bucks. He found nothing. It was like the purest driven snow, like the camp of a mountain in Alaska.

15:05 Adam Listen, he put a stunt penis in there.

15:07 Was that live right here?

15:08 Drew Oh yes. That is confident.

15:11 Adam You can see the pictures on the web too.

15:13 Caller But what was this part?

15:14 This is a part from that.

15:16 Suspicious.

15:19 Drew How dare you? Suspicious. Let me tell you what suspicious is. Drew thought he was going to lose 100 bucks. So we thought he'd plant a little seed in the jurors' minds. Suspicious. Suspicious. Joe? Hello? You're 16. What's up?

15:38 Caller Well, I was going out with this girl for a while and everything was fine, you know, lovey-dovey. But then she said that her feelings were like growing. And then ever since then, I just kind of, my feeling, hers got higher and then mine got lower. And that's been pretty much how it is with most of my other girlfriends.

15:58 Adam So you're just not ready for any kind of intimate relationship right now, right? Are you afraid that it's going to, you're going to be vulnerable? Are you going to hurt somebody or is it more than you want?

16:10 Caller I don't know, because I would like to, I wish I could, you know, still enjoy being with them, but then once I hear that, it's, they get more and more annoying.

16:21 Caller So if they're distant, it's more fun to chase them.

16:25 Drew Yeah. Hey, listen, Joe, you're 16, that's the way it goes. That's fine.

16:30 Adam Yeah, it's okay.

16:31 Drew A lot of guys are that way. But here's the deal. You're aware of it, you're thinking about it, you're talking about it. So by the time you're 55, 60, it won't be a problem. Just I'm serious. Doesn't he sound like Be Real from Cypress Hill, by the way, Drew?

16:45 Adam A little bit, yeah.

16:46 Drew Yeah, that was his voice. Here's the deal. A lot of guys have this gene, and especially at 16, and if you're asking questions and talking about it and realizing it may be a problem at 16, you'll be fine. You go through a few more years of this. Good, so you don't get married at 18 or 19. Smart, keeps you out of trouble. In a way, I think this is a good quality.

17:10 Adam At that age, absolutely, it's protective.

17:12 Drew I think the reason most guys have this is for just that. Then there are the guys who meet a chick in the 8th grade, date her for three years, and marry her at 17. How smart are those guys? And where was their little protective coating? That's right, this is B-Real. Maria?

17:36 Caller Hello? Hi, yeah, I'm not really concerned about, what is it, relapse. My question was more towards, well, I've been sober for a year now, and I work with adolescents as a counselor. And my question was, if you find out your child is using or doing drugs or whatever, do you suggest you, like, have them, relate to them with your own experience?

18:05 Adam No.

18:07 Caller Well, Or just avoid it and tell them, like, the truth about drugs and what they lead to?

18:13 Adam It's, if you're an addict and in recovery, you really can't avoid talking about it, right? And so you need to talk about the consequences, and you need to talk about the solutions.

18:24 Caller Well, yeah, I know, like, when I'm, I'm the counselor there and I speak to the other people there, I relate with my own experience, but I'm saying as an adult, as a parent.

18:34 Adam But no, even as a parent, when you're-

18:36 Are you a parent?

18:37 Caller No, I'm not.

18:38 Drew I see.

18:38 Adam But the point is, when you're a parent and you're in recovery, you're going to meetings every night, you're having sponsors you're talking to, and the child sees the, you know, the relationship you have with the recovering community.

18:46 Drew All right, so listen, if the cancer out of the bag-

18:48 Adam Yeah, you gotta talk about it. If not, you're talking to them about what you did do is issuing a license for them to do the same.

18:54 Drew You think so?

18:55 Adam Always.

18:56 Drew Really?

18:57 Adam Yes.

18:58 Drew So, your kids are not gonna know about any of the debauchery-

19:01 Adam No, you and I have been engaged in the stuff we've been doing.

19:03 Drew No. The reach-arounds, the handies-

19:05 Adam No, none of that.

19:06 Drew The full release-

19:07 Adam No. The exam of the stunt penis-

19:09 Caller Sonomy, the cork-

19:10 Adam Penis double, I mean.

19:11 Drew examining the penis, none of this stuff.

19:13 Adam No.

19:14 Drew Is it, that will then be a green light for them too.

19:16 Are you guys in recovery for that now?

19:18 Drew I am. Drew doesn't think he has a problem. We'll talk off the air. Thanks, Tony.

19:25 Deal with the fact that I am gay.

19:26 Drew Jean. Jean, you're 20.

19:30 Caller Yes, I am.

19:31 Drew What's up?

19:34 Caller I've been going out with this guy for three months. And I found out that I was pregnant and we decided that we weren't going to really see each other anymore. And I told him about it and he seemed really interested to help me and everything. And he wanted to know everything. He wanted to like go to the doctor with me. And then I was supposed to call him back and he never returned my call. And I'm just wondering if he's avoiding me.

20:01 Drew How far along are you?

20:04 Caller I don't know. I just took the test yesterday. And I found out that I was. And he wanted me to tell him. He's like, yeah, I talked to him today and we talked for a long time.

20:14 Adam You have trouble tracking her?

20:16 Drew Well, here's the story. I dated a guy for three months. And then I told him I was pregnant. And at first, he was into it. I mean, he was going to the doctor with me.

20:27 Caller They were breaking up before.

20:28 Drew Oh, he was breaking up. Okay. But he was into it. They were going to the doctor's together. I thought the kid was four.

20:34 Adam Yeah.

20:35 Drew And that's like.

20:35 Adam Yesterday.

20:36 Drew Well, yesterday is when I found out I was pregnant. I was thinking, like, I had a whole musical montage in my head of the calendar pages blowing in the wind, them being at the doctor, her getting the angiogram or the ultrasound, them looking at it, them picking out wallpaper for the nursery. It was a whole, it was really a theater of the mind. And it turned out to probably yesterday in the evening. About 8.30 yesterday night, I found out I was pregnant. How did it work though that he was all into it?

21:12 Adam Yeah.

21:12 Drew Where is she?

21:13 Adam Me too.

21:14 Drew Oh, okay.

21:15 Caller If you don't feel that you're into this, let me know because I don't want to be going with you down the long haul and you leave me.

21:21 Caller Or you decide that this is for you.

21:24 Caller And he was the one that was coming up.

21:26 Caller She's still talking.

21:29 Caller No, we'll decide everything together. And then he told me to call him back. And I called him back.

21:38 Drew Okay, but what did he say the last time you talked to him?

21:42 Caller He said, I'm going to go take a shower and eat.

21:51 Drew I see.

21:52 Caller So I called back 15 minutes, like every 15 minutes.

21:58 Can you just run that the whole show?

22:01 Drew And Jean?

22:01 Caller Yes.

22:04 Drew Give me a list, if it's a boy, of some possible occupations you might like to see. I'm just curious. I mean, different jobs, different things, you want to go to college, you know, different things like that.

22:20 Caller If I had a son?

22:21 Drew Yeah, give me a top five. Top five if you had a son.

22:24 Caller Oh, a bartender would be...

22:26 Adam Bartender?

22:28 Drew Wow.

22:29 Adam I want to hear the next two.

22:30 Caller Yeah? I don't know, like lawyer, doctor.

22:36 Caller And?

22:40 Drew Bartenders at the top of the list?

22:42 Caller I was kidding. No.

22:42 Drew Oh, I see. Okay. All right, all right.

22:45 Caller No. I was trying to ease my own tension, that's all.

22:48 Drew All right, all right. So now, you were... I'm sorry, Drew was distracting me. I didn't hear every syllable that came out of your mouth. But, you know, I do have the, you know, sort of a general template of your problem. I figured you would. Yeah. We'll be back with more of The Fabulous Show after this.

23:07 Hello, who is this?

23:08 Caller This is Loveline.

23:18 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, this is the best of Loveline, and please enjoy Stained. John, Old School Aaron, and Mike are all here from Stained. What were you talking about, talking about? Where we are, did we leave off somewhere?

23:33 Adam Well, your story's about Tijuana blacking out.

23:36 Drew Guys blacking out.

23:37 Adam You regaled us throughout the break there.

23:40 Caller A lot of wonder years.

23:41 Drew A lot of bad Tijuana stories, yes.

23:44 Adam We heard them all, though, so move on.

23:45 Drew All right, the end. All right. Don't want to hear about my buddy Chris. I don't want to hear you passing out on the border.

23:52 Adam And you're carrying him across the bridge there.

23:54 Drew Yeah, I had to carry him. Yeah, 210 pound dude.

23:56 Adam Vomiting into the ice maker at the restaurant. Nice, good times.

24:00 Drew Yeah, I have urinated and vomited in an ice maker, and I hope to complete the trifecta. I'm just taking a dump at the number two.

24:10 Caller Right, there you go.

24:11 Drew That would be good. Yeah, the ice maker was in Tijuana, and the ice maker I urinated into was like somewhere in Irvine or something at some K-Rock event.

24:21 Adam Nice.

24:23 Drew Drunker in hell. You guys travel a lot, right? You forget where your room is.

24:29 Caller Yeah.

24:30 Drew What happens is, is you check in to a hotel in some city you've never been in before, in some hotel you've never been in before, you run up, throw your bags down and then run back to meet the bus and you go to the gig. Then you get hammered. Then you come back that night.

24:43 Caller That's why you do this.

24:44 Write it on your key.

24:46 Drew Right. They don't put the room number on the key anymore. And when you got to take a bad whiz, you will set that clock. Your bladder is like a time bomb. And you get in the elevator and the door is closed. It's like this.

24:59 Caller It is right. You're right.

25:01 Drew One minute and counting. And 59.

25:03 Caller You're right.

25:03 Drew And 58, 55.

25:05 Caller And the pressure builds and builds and builds the closer you get.

25:08 Drew Right. And if the hotel was 10 miles further away, you would set the clock for eight minutes.

25:14 Caller Right.

25:15 Drew Totally. But now you've set it for one minute. And the door is open and it's on the ninth floor and you go to what you think is your room and it's in three, two, one. Key doesn't work.

25:24 Caller And it's gone.

25:26 Caller You got no choice.

25:26 You got 10 seconds to make a quick decision.

25:28 Drew That's right.

25:29 Caller Or you're in your drawers.

25:30 Drew I chose the dignified route. I looked around. I saw the ice maker right there.

25:35 Caller I think I'd aim for a tree or something. There's got to be like a potted plant.

25:38 Drew No, right in the middle of a hotel, like the ninth floor. Couldn't find anything. All I could find was the ice maker.

25:45 Caller That's really gross. I went to the ice maker last night, too.

25:48 Drew But, you know, I'm hoping no one else did that. I went in the drain that was down.

25:53 Caller Yeah, where it drops in. That's not bad.

25:55 Drew Barely in a year and got on the ice.

25:57 Adam When you vomited, though.

25:58 Drew The vomit was right into the ice. That was a puke slushy. Because that was the old kind. Remember the ones that were slanted and you'd slide the door?

26:06 Caller Yeah, totally. Big metal ones, yeah.

26:08 Drew Heaved right into that. That was in TJ. That was a place called Margarita's Village where they would force you to drink. Force you.

26:16 Caller By gunpoint.

26:17 Adam They'd grab your head and shake your head.

26:18 Drew They'd come up behind you, they'd do one of those slammers, they'd throw it down your throat and they'd just scramble your brain by shaking your head as hard as they could.

26:24 Caller The guys in Pantera do that to you.

26:27 Caller You have to drink.

26:28 Drew You have to do it.

26:28 Caller You have no, I don't do shots. Yes, you do.

26:31 Drew Yep.

26:32 Caller Yes, you do.

26:32 Drew That's the way it worked. And if you've been drinking all night and you get your head scrambled, well, I can't be the first guy vomited into that ice machine, I'm sure.

26:39 Caller Megan? Yeah.

26:40 Drew You're 20.

26:41 Caller Yeah.

26:42 Drew What's up?

26:43 Caller Okay. I'm on the go a lot and when you got to go, you got to go.

26:47 Drew Yeah. You say ice maker, right?

26:50 Caller Well, my question was, can you catch anything from public toilets?

26:55 Drew No, nobody does.

26:57 Caller I don't ever take the chance, though. I build a bridge like you wouldn't believe. I will wrap that thing three, four times so that there is no skin touching any porcelain.

27:09 Adam What do you figure you're going to get?

27:11 Caller I don't know. It's just gross.

27:14 Adam I mean, think about what guys do.

27:16 Caller How many guys have sat on that thing?

27:17 Adam We stand knee to knee at a trough at sports.

27:21 I avoid the trough.

27:22 Caller I aim for the stall.

27:23 Caller I still ain't touching nothing.

27:25 Drew Yeah, you're standing.

27:26 Adam I mean, I'm splashing around.

27:27 Caller Because I put those little seat covers on, but sometimes you sit down and it goes in the toilet.

27:32 Caller Well, you see, you've got to like three, four of those seat covers.

27:35 Adam Think about how everyone uses public restrooms. Don't you think if there was something you were going to catch that there would be an awful lot talked about and that you'd hear about people catching things?

27:45 Caller I know there's like hepatitis A to like F.

27:47 Adam Well, A, that's a theoretical thing.

27:50 Drew It's more of an emotional thing. But see, I think differently.

27:53 Caller Freaks me out when the water splashes up on me.

27:56 Adam I mean, you want to use proper hygiene because if people didn't, then we would have a public health problem.

28:01 Drew But don't you want to be a giver? Like see, I go in with a more aggressive attitude. I'm like, I'm not going to use the ass liner because I want to give someone what I got.

28:11 Caller You want to share, share and share a life.

28:12 Drew I don't look at it as getting something else.

28:14 Caller See, it's people like you that get me to wrap the thing ten times.

28:18 Caller You know, you got to realize too, we live on a bus. You can't go to the bathroom on the bus. They stop at a truck stop and you're just running for the bathroom.

28:24 Caller And it's that same thing you're talking about.

28:26 Caller You got the countdown going.

28:27 Caller You got the whole thing.

28:28 Caller Right. So, you know, you build the bridge and you go.

28:32 Caller I remember one time, I was in going to the bathroom.

28:34 Caller The guy next to me was cutting his fingernails.

28:37 Drew In the stall?

28:38 Caller In the stall.

28:39 Caller Just sitting and chilling out.

28:40 Caller Taking a dump.

28:41 Caller You know, in a public bathroom, you're like on there, done as fast as you can and out. And he's chilling.

28:48 Caller The truck stops are weird places though.

28:51 Caller Truck stops are a whole different breed of voices.

28:53 Drew But you know, I also, like I've talked to a lot of people that made it through like 12 years of public education, never took one, number two. Never sat down once.

29:03 Caller They didn't have doors at my high school. You're looking at one.

29:05 Drew Right. And most guys can do that. But if you're a trucker, you're spreading your fecal matter all the way across the country. You're leaving a trail of Duke and you're used to it. And I think these guys get over it. I think they become like, you know, basically what, you know, like any job where you go, Jesus Christ, how could you do that? You got a guy filming you while you're getting this guy in the ass. Ah, you get used to it. It's a gig. Crapping comes with the territory there when you're a trucker. Megan? Yeah. Yeah, you're fine.

29:35 Adam Thanks for bringing this up though, Megan.

29:36 Thanks a lot.

29:37 Drew Yeah.

29:38 Bye.

29:38 Drew Use that.

29:39 Caller Build a bridge.

29:40 Drew Use that. Now, what do you say build a bridge? You mean just use the gasket?

29:44 Caller The toilet paper.

29:45 Caller About this much and you start from the back and you go to the front like that. And then you take one about this big and lay it across the front. Another one about this big, lay it there.

29:54 Adam I think if you guys were in the rock band, they'd be in the interior design.

29:57 Caller Build a bridge.

29:57 Caller Build a bridge. There's no porcelain showing when I sit down. I'm sitting on toilet paper.

30:03 Drew What if you have...

30:04 Caller It moves a little bit. I'm like, oh no, no, no.

30:06 Drew What if you have the seat... Then you hover. What if you have the seat liner available? We just use the seat liner?

30:10 Caller The seat liner, there's one on forwards, there's one on backwards, and then there's another one on forwards.

30:15 Drew Interesting.

30:16 Caller I'm a little freaky like that. Right.

30:17 Drew You're the reason why they're always out of the god damn seat liner.

30:20 Caller Yeah, exactly. I go in there.

30:22 Caller I'm the guy that's always yelling when they're not there.

30:25 Drew Really? I'll tell you what, I'm not real proud of this, but you know what I've done? I swear to Christ, I have gotten up above the toilet, put my hands on the stall walls, and dropped one down from about five feet. You guys ever do that? Come on, really?

30:39 Caller How was your aim?

30:40 Drew Yeah, pretty good.

30:41 Caller Not bad?

30:42 Caller Bullseye?

30:42 Caller Did you get a good splash? Was the blowback good?

30:45 Drew Not as good as the janitor at the high school would have liked, but I was satisfied.

30:50 Adam What the hell did you figure was going to happen if your ass touched the seat?

30:53 Drew I just did it for kids.

30:54 Caller He just wanted to just drop a bomb from five feet up.

30:57 Drew Yeah, I thought it would be fun.

30:58 Caller I was just always afraid somebody from school would walk into the bathroom.

31:03 Drew Yeah, no doors. Nice.

31:05 Adam Good times.

31:05 Chrissy?

31:06 Caller Hi, I have a question.

31:08 Caller I was wondering why I can't orgasm after I've been using a dildo a couple of times that my boyfriend bought me.

31:16 Adam Dildo or vibrator?

31:18 Caller Both.

31:18 Adam Well, it desensitizes things.

31:21 Caller Oh, really?

31:21 Adam The mortal male cannot keep up with the technology.

31:25 Drew You can't have an orgasm with your boyfriend?

31:27 Caller No, and I used to be able to for three years.

31:29 Drew Well, his little strategy backfired on him, didn't it?

31:34 Caller That blew up in his face.

31:35 Caller Yeah.

31:37 Drew He got you a dildo and a vibrator?

31:39 Caller Yes, both.

31:40 Caller It's all in one.

31:41 Drew Or is it one thing? It's like a spork?

31:42 Caller It looks like a spork.

31:46 Caller Spork?

31:46 Caller Well, you don't have to turn the switch on. You can use it.

31:50 Caller And then you turn the switch on, and now it's a vibrator.

31:52 Drew A dildo is a vibrator without batteries.

31:55 Caller I've been using it, and I can't orgasm with him anymore, and I feel kind of bad.

31:59 Caller How many batteries does it take?

32:00 Caller Two.

32:01 Caller Was he smart enough to get it smaller than himself?

32:04 Caller Yeah, it was a little smaller, actually.

32:06 Drew All right. Maybe you should incorporate it into your lovemaking with him.

32:10 Adam Yeah.

32:11 Caller Yeah, I tried that already, but I want to be able to orgasm with just him.

32:15 Adam Well, you may have to stop using it. Yeah.

32:17 Caller And I stopped using it, and I haven't been able to.

32:20 Adam How long ago did you stop?

32:21 Caller A couple weeks ago.

32:22 Adam I'll use you back and forth.

32:23 Caller Try more.

32:24 Adam Three or four weeks. Yeah.

32:25 Caller Okay.

32:25 Caller Keep trying.

32:26 Adam He'll come back.

32:27 Caller All right.

32:27 Drew But still, could you orgasm through having intercourse with him before?

32:33 Caller Yeah.

32:34 Drew You could?

32:35 Caller Uh-huh.

32:36 Drew How about he gets in you and you hold it where you like it?

32:39 Caller Yeah. That works too. But I just like do oral sex.

32:43 Caller I want to be able to come through oral.

32:46 Drew I see. That ain't doing it? Mm-mm. What if he took the vibrator and put it up his ass when he was doing oral? I'm no doctor, but doesn't that work?

32:57 Caller No. He doesn't like that.

32:58 Caller Vibrate the tongue, right? Is that what you're thinking?

33:00 Caller I would think that it would send some vibrations all the way up through.

33:02 Caller It might work.

33:03 Caller Get the tongue going a little bit.

33:04 Caller You should try it.

33:05 Drew Yeah. I mean, it may be a 7.0 in his ass, but at least be a tremor in his tongue. It would send some shock waves.

33:12 Caller 7.0 in his ass.

33:15 Drew What do you think, Drew? No.

33:18 Caller Drew's silent on this one.

33:20 Drew Julie?

33:21 Yes.

33:22 Drew You're 17?

33:23 Caller Yes, I am.

33:24 Drew You're on with Stain.

33:26 Caller Hi. Hello.

33:27 Caller Hi.

33:30 Caller Did I tell you my question?

33:31 Adam Yes.

33:32 Caller Okay. I had sex with this guy, maybe about two weeks ago, and then two days later, I got really irritated around my vagina. We didn't use protection and he didn't come at me. He pulled out and I got really irritated.

33:46 Adam So you still could be pregnant?

33:49 Caller No, because I have my period after.

33:50 Caller Okay.

33:52 Caller And then so it was like really white and kind of cottage cheesy.

34:00 Drew That's why you got to use those ass liners, by the way, ladies.

34:04 Caller It's not funny.

34:06 Caller No, it's not.

34:07 Caller Anyway, yeah. And so then I had my period and then I got off and I thought everything was cool, but it just recently came back again.

34:15 Caller What did?

34:17 Drew The white cheese.

34:17 Caller The cottage cheese.

34:18 Adam All right. So it could be yeast, right? You've had a yeast infection before? No. Okay. Well, that's it. Anything that sort of changes the environment in the vagina can potentially precipitate a yeast infection. So you can get some of the over-the-counter medication for yeast. Like, you know, there's all kinds of stuff. Now the monistat cream kind of loatrim and that kind of thing. Try that. If that doesn't clear this up, then you got to see a gynecologist or a doctor because this could be an infection from having had unprotected sex.

34:44 Caller And how old are you?

34:45 Caller 17.

34:46 Caller And you're still having unprotected sex?

34:48 Caller Oh, it was like my first time ever having unprotected sex.

34:51 Caller Well, that's one time too many.

34:53 Caller Yeah.

34:54 Drew All right. So get some protection. You have a boyfriend. Do you still see this guy?

34:58 Caller Um, actually I work with him.

35:00 Drew How do you do? What do you do just because it'll be funny?

35:04 Caller I'm not going to say.

35:05 Drew What kind of work?

35:06 Caller It's really good work for my age.

35:08 Drew Really?

35:09 Adam What is it?

35:10 Caller It's not like fast food or anything. It's really good work.

35:12 Drew But it doesn't involve chicken at all?

35:15 What is it?

35:17 Drew What do you do? Come on. I'm not going to say. What kind of work is it? Tell us what kind of work it is.

35:25 Caller I'm not going to say.

35:27 Drew Okay.

35:28 Caller Thanks, Julie.

35:29 Drew You're quite a delight. I hope your vagina falls off. Jesus Christ. I hate our callers. I really do. I know there's a lot of people who do a radio show and they go, listen, the show's about you. Without you, we couldn't do what we do.

35:47 Adam Not here.

35:47 Drew Not me. I'd like you to leave me alone. I could kill two hours. Drew.

35:52 Adam Kills the awkward word.

35:53 Drew Yeah. You could drive in circles around the block. We could shut down the phones and I could really just talk turkey about Tijuana.

36:04 Adam Yeah, we'd hear the stories about Chris.

36:05 Drew Why my goddamn garbage man has to show up before 7? Before 7? Why does he need to be there? The crack at goddamn Don. They tell you to get it out by 7. Yeah. Yeah. I could really do a few hours on just that. And what I deserve out of life. Kaz?

36:19 Yeah.

36:19 Drew You're 19?

36:20 Caller Yeah. What's up? Let me first say I've been listening since the Ricky Rackman days and I've called the show actually about six times. And the guy that took my call tonight is the best phone screener you guys have ever had. Wow.

36:34 Drew Damian?

36:35 Caller I guess.

36:36 Drew Yeah. He's our new phone screener. Wow. He's giddy over there. Nice. He's brand new. What was good about him?

36:46 Caller I don't know who it is, but the woman who usually took my call. I mean, I've probably called the show 12 or 13 times, but only gotten through 6 times because, I mean, she'd always just say my question wasn't good enough and kick me off.

36:59 Drew Right. I got a feeling it's not going to be, but go ahead, Cass.

37:02 Caller Well, I just had a question for Stained, actually.

37:06 Caller That's why you always got kicked off, bro.

37:10 Caller Stained, I think you guys are a really good band.

37:13 Caller Thank you.

37:13 Caller And I heard how, let me see, I believe it was your tour either last summer or something that you guys were covering Sober by Tool. Yeah. And I was wondering if you're going to release that on any album or a recorded version of that.

37:28 Caller No, probably not.

37:29 Caller Had no plans of doing that.

37:30 Caller That was just kind of something that we did for something in the Hole to do for the tour. You know what it was?

37:35 Caller And we didn't have enough songs.

37:36 We didn't have enough songs.

37:37 Caller We threw in a Tool cover.

37:41 Caller But it was fun to do.

37:44 Caller That was a song that we had always played from way back in the day.

37:47 Caller Yeah.

37:48 Caller And we figured it would be.

37:50 Caller We did it at Soundcheck one day and we all remembered it.

37:52 Caller So we said, let's just play it.

37:54 Caller So right on.

37:55 Caller Yeah.

37:55 Drew So you caught that live, Kaz?

37:58 Caller No, because that's the thing. I wanted to go out and catch them, but I was never able to. So I just wanted to hear Stain's take on it.

38:05 Caller Well, the last thing in the world I want to do is plug Napster, but I'm sure you can find it on there.

38:11 Drew All right, Kaz.

38:12 Caller All right.

38:13 Drew Good times.

38:13 Caller All right.

38:14 Drew I don't call back, though, right? We will take ourselves a little break. Stain is our guest.

38:29 Caller Hey, this is Peanut from 311.

38:30 Caller You're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

38:33 Caller I hope you're learning something.

38:35 Drew It's Loveline. Drew, Adam, Stain is here tonight. We're going to hear something off Break the Cycle, and this one is called Outside.

43:35 Caller Here is a little something from Sane.

43:37 Caller A great sincere applause too.

43:39 Caller Yeah.

43:42 Drew The guys had a truckload of sushi dropped off here, so the band is busy devouring that. We will take ourselves another call.

43:52 Caller What do you say?

43:54 Drew Jeremy?

43:55 Caller Yeah. Yeah. How you doing? Good.

43:58 Drew I just summed up the white construction worker lifestyle in the last two minutes.

44:05 Adam What's up, Jeremy?

44:06 Caller First, I'd like to say what's up to Stain.

44:08 Caller How you doing, man?

44:08 Caller What's up, man? Right on. I just want to say that a couple of weeks ago, I was running around the house naked with my wife. Excellent.

44:18 Caller Yeah.

44:18 Caller We were kind of playing around.

44:20 Caller Sure.

44:21 Caller And she ran into the bedroom and closed the door on the head of my penis.

44:25 Caller Oh my God.

44:27 Caller That will leave a mark.

44:28 Adam Have that removed.

44:28 Caller That will leave a mark.

44:30 Caller Yeah.

44:30 Caller It bruised real bad.

44:31 Caller It turned like almost a black.

44:34 Adam I don't understand how that could happen.

44:36 Drew Who does that?

44:36 Caller Well, she didn't close the door completely on it, but she closed it enough to where, you know, I felt it very well.

44:41 Adam Were you like playing peek around the corner? What were you doing with your, with your Johnson?

44:45 Caller I was trying to run in as she was closing the door.

44:48 Caller You must be erect.

44:48 Caller Were you hung quite well? What's that?

44:50 Caller Are you hung quite well or were you, you rod in it?

44:53 Caller I hung quite well, man.

44:55 Drew Were you erect?

44:56 Caller Oh, very much.

44:57 Drew Maybe she wasn't playing. She could have been running for her life. She's got a battering ram. He's coming up behind her. She's just scared for her life.

45:06 Caller Anyways, after that, the bruise went away and now I cannot ejaculate.

45:13 Adam Can you get an erection?

45:14 Caller Well, yes, I can have an erection. I just can't. I mean, I get to the point, I get to where I feel like I'm going to ejaculate, but I'm shooting blanks.

45:21 Adam What do you mean you're shooting blanks?

45:22 Drew Well, shooting blanks means nothing's coming out, is what you're saying, right?

45:25 Adam But you have an orgasm?

45:28 Caller I feel like I do, but you know, like it was when I was like 10 years old and I'd, you know, spank it and nothing would come out. It's just like that's happening again.

45:35 Adam Wow. You need to see a urologist, okay?

45:37 Caller A urologist?

45:38 Adam Yeah.

45:38 Caller Okay, great.

45:39 Adam Are you peeing okay?

45:41 Caller Yeah, it hurts a little bit, you know?

45:43 Adam Can you sustain an erection?

45:45 Caller Yeah, it'll stay hard, but I mean...

45:47 Caller I'm confused that once it gets to that point, isn't it coming through the same tube?

45:52 Adam I'm not quite... Oh yeah, but I don't understand quite why it's not coming out, frankly, but...

45:56 Caller If he's coming out, I don't understand why.

45:57 Drew He's gotta see an urologist, and that's... And my mom always said it, I didn't believe it right now, don't run with a boner. She always said that.

46:05 Adam Am I trip and fall and break it?

46:07 Drew Yeah, be running through the house, or slow down, young man.

46:09 Adam You know, you're gonna put someone's eye out.

46:10 Drew Yeah, God willing, you'll put someone's eye out. She would tell me, take that boner outside.

46:17 Adam You trip over that thing and break your neck.

46:19 Drew Put that boner in the house, that's right. You never run with a boner and my dad taught me when you hand somebody your boner, you always hand them balls first. You never hand a head first. These are a lot of things you don't hear about today. We'll take a break. Hello, everybody. I'm Adam. That's Drew.

46:43 Adam It's the best of.

46:45 Drew Yeah, it's the best of.

46:46 Adam Yeah.

46:46 Drew It's coming out of my goddamn mouth.

46:48 Adam Let's go.

46:49 Drew All right. Let's go with Moby. So this thing's getting great reviews. I don't know if we want to hear something off it.

46:57 Caller If you'd like to play it, I'd be thrilled if you want to play something.

47:01 Drew I think we're going to hear it. I'm not sure if we know what we're playing off at first.

47:06 Adam Given that Anne's husband is the record wrangler, I'm sure she's right on top of what we're supposed to play.

47:11 Drew Oh, we're going to play body rock? Oh, okay. Well, there you go. Is that queued up? All right. Well, let's hear off of play for Moby Body Rock. Not great? Just going over a little list with Moby of all the awful guests. I think we have Cowboy Junkies.

51:01 Adam I kind of like them, though, and you didn't. You were just confused with that one woman.

51:04 Drew They were kind of mean, weren't they?

51:05 Adam They were mean, but they were good.

51:07 Drew Chumbawumba was sort of a pain in the ass.

51:09 Adam Chumbawumba was different.

51:10 Caller Did all 15 of them come in here?

51:12 Adam No.

51:13 Drew No, just the top three. Who the hell else did I say? Blur and what was the other band? The Cardigans. Oh, man, they are frosty cold, that band. I love their music, but man, are they a pain in the ass.

51:30 Caller Do you think it's easier to have bands in or solo musicians?

51:33 Drew Less is always better because we can gang up on them. I like that. I think of performers like Roaches. You just want, would you rather have one or ten? Do you know what I'm saying?

51:44 Adam One.

51:45 Drew So tonight we're going single Roach with Moby. Although Moby we like. Drew was surprised that he did the TV show a couple of years ago.

51:53 Adam Shocked. I saw it last season.

51:55 Drew Because you thought it was Tuesday? He did that? All right. So we'll take some questions. We'll plug it to the record and we'll do all that stuff before the night's over. Jill?

52:06 Hello?

52:07 Drew You're 17.

52:08 Caller Yeah. Here's my problem. Whenever me and my boyfriend have intercourse, I have this problem where I can't get lubrication.

52:15 Adam Have you always had that problem?

52:17 Caller Constant.

52:17 Adam Are you into the experience? Are you enjoying yourself?

52:20 Caller Yeah. I mean, I'm totally into it and we go like full on, but it's just, it constantly happens.

52:26 Adam Does he wear a condom?

52:28 Caller I'm sorry, what?

52:29 Adam Does he wear a condom?

52:30 Caller No.

52:30 Adam How long before it happens?

52:32 Caller Like, maybe I'll have a little bit of lubrication, maybe 20 minutes into it and then after that it's gone. And all I get is friction.

52:40 Drew 20 minutes into it. That's three, four times. What are you talking about? 20 minutes into it.

52:45 Caller Yeah.

52:46 Drew Yeah, that's plenty. That's God telling you to watch TV. 20 minutes of just plain pumping?

52:54 Caller Yeah.

52:55 Drew Yeah, that's enough. You're supposed to wear out eventually, aren't you?

53:00 Adam Yeah, it's supposed to.

53:00 Caller Even if it's a quickie, though, it still happens.

53:03 Caller A 20 minute quickie?

53:04 Adam Yeah, how long is a quickie?

53:05 Caller It's kind of an oxymoron, isn't it?

53:06 Caller Maybe five minutes.

53:08 Drew Five? So you're saying you can drop in five minutes, too?

53:12 Caller Yeah.

53:12 Drew So it's not 20 minutes, it's five minutes.

53:15 Caller Sorry, whatever.

53:17 Caller Is it presumptuous of me to say that maybe if you're interested you could always augment it with lubrication or saliva?

53:25 Drew Saliva? I like that. That's a real porn star maneuver. You know when you go to that finger lick, like when you're turning pages of a magazine? That's smooth. By the way, ladies, when you're with a guy who does that finger lick, you know he's been around the block a few times. Yeah, how about getting some of that water soluble stuff?

53:47 Caller Well, we've tried a lot of different things. We've tried KY Jelly, those fruit flavor things. For lubrication we've tried everything basically.

53:55 Adam Why don't those work?

53:56 Caller I don't know. I just don't want to have to constantly do it every time.

54:01 Caller But that's strange because a lot of the glycerin-based ones are safe, like aquaglide or lubricate. Those tend to stick around forever. Just use a little dab of it and it lasts all night.

54:14 Caller I know the only thing is that I don't like doing it. Why? It kind of kills it.

54:19 Drew Hold on a second. Jill, when does a guy rubbing lube on his engorged schlong ruin the sexual mood? You know what I mean?

54:30 Caller It does.

54:31 Drew It offends your sensibilities?

54:33 Caller Yes, it does. It makes me feel like, you know, why isn't this happening?

54:39 Caller No, but there's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong. I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong with that.

54:43 Adam If you can't accept how your body is and then manage that as an adult, I'm not sure you're ready to have sex.

54:50 Caller Oh, true.

54:51 Drew Laying it down.

54:52 Adam Really?

54:52 Drew All right.

54:55 Adam It's just what your body's put together. It's working just fine. You'd like to help it out a little bit? Go right ahead. You can handle that. There's a reason. There's something else going on here.

55:03 Drew What about your car, like putting engine oil in that? Do you look at that? Sort of a cop out or a mood breaker or something like that?

55:09 Adam The car should be a little...

55:10 Drew Is that all right or shouldn't it be able to produce its own oil somehow? You all right with that, Jill?

55:17 Caller Somewhat.

55:18 Drew All right, Jill, what's wrong with you? What's up with you?

55:20 Caller Nothing's up with me.

55:21 Drew Well, I mean, it sounds like you have some issues or something.

55:24 Caller Jill?

55:25 Caller Yeah.

55:26 Caller I don't know. I mean, you know, sometimes with some people I've been with, I think, you know, fooling around with lubrication can actually be really sexy and make things even better. So maybe it's just a matter of you and your boyfriend talking about it and.

55:37 Caller Well, we talked about it. I mean, we're really open about everything. We're extremely open.

55:41 Adam How old is he?

55:42 Caller Huh?

55:42 Adam How old is he?

55:43 Caller 24.

55:44 Adam 24. She's 17.

55:48 Drew And where's your dad?

55:50 Caller He's gone.

55:51 Drew Yeah.

55:51 Caller Yeah.

55:52 Drew He do anything to you before he left?

55:54 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, I was physically and sexually abused.

55:57 Adam All right. So, Joe, this is a lot.

55:59 Drew And we're starting to get on to something here.

56:00 Adam There's a lot more. This is not about lubrication. Please.

56:05 Drew So, Joe, you have some issues, right?

56:07 Adam Yeah. And even the fact that you're sexually active has so much heavy feeling attached. Of course, if you interrupt for a moment and sort of bring yourself into awareness, you could have overwhelming feelings. Please.

56:19 Caller Come on.

56:20 Adam All right. You need to get some help with that. I'm counseling.

56:23 Drew Okay, good.

56:24 Caller All right.

56:24 Adam Discuss this with your therapist. Even though, please do not consider Adam a role model as far as being a patient in therapy. Adam would, of course, not bring these things up. But it's a perfect environment.

56:33 Drew I don't want to burden my therapist with a bunch of heavy stuff. Why ruin his day, Drew?

56:37 Adam To discuss this kind of thing, Jill. And the fact that you're in treatment, hang in there. This will start to make sense with time.

56:41 Drew And keep an eye on that 24-year-old boy for any years.

56:44 Caller Well, he's a good guy.

56:46 Adam We don't trust him.

56:46 Drew We don't trust him.

56:47 Adam How long you been in therapy?

56:49 Caller I'm sorry?

56:49 Adam How long you been in treatment?

56:50 Caller Since I was 13.

56:51 Adam All right, man.

56:51 Drew Okay.

56:52 Adam Good luck, Jillian.

56:53 Drew Oh, boy. Yeah, it's always something. As soon as you start getting things that don't really compute, then there's always something behind that. I was just having a funny thought, though. I was picturing myself 10 years from now hosting some sort of home improvement radio show, and some guy called in going, yeah, I got a treated bottom plate, and I'm looking to know what the layout is with the king studs, and me going, were you ever touched? I don't know why, but it's always patron on this show.

57:27 Caller How could Entertainment Weekly not like your show? You're a very funny man.

57:30 Drew Thank you very much. Joan? You're 20.

57:33 Caller I am.

57:34 Drew What's going on?

57:35 Caller My best friend is 18 years old, and he says he doesn't have wet dreams. And one of his friends told him that he maybe didn't go through puberty all the way. And he was curious if that was normal. And I'm kind of concerned.

57:47 Adam Has he ever had any emissions? Does he masturbate?

57:51 Caller He says he doesn't masturbate, but he ejaculates normally.

57:53 Caller He's had sex before, and he says he ejaculates, so.

57:57 Adam Something's up.

57:59 Caller He's 18, and he doesn't masturbate.

58:02 Adam I mean, how would he know that he's ejaculating? He's never experienced it before.

58:06 Drew Well, he's having sex.

58:07 Caller Yes, he says he had ejaculated. He's just never had a wet dream.

58:10 Adam Does he have sex regularly?

58:12 Caller No.

58:13 Adam He had sex one time?

58:15 Caller A few times.

58:17 Drew A few times? With the same melon?

58:21 Caller Yes.

58:23 Drew I mean, the same girl? No. I don't trust a guy who doesn't masturbate, especially an 18-year-old.

58:28 Caller That's what I'm thinking too.

58:30 Drew But he's having his penis works because he had sex and he ejaculated.

58:35 Adam I don't believe it.

58:36 Drew You don't believe it?

58:36 Adam I don't necessarily believe it. But of course, many medical conditions can be associated with this. Does he have otherwise normal body stature and hair growth and voice change and all that sort of thing?

58:47 Yes.

58:48 Drew Seems like a normal guy?

58:50 Adam Yes. He's on no medication? Not that I know of. Remember the last guy we had like this?

58:54 Drew Lee Malone.

58:55 Adam The last guy we had like this on the air, he turned out to be an XXY hermaphrodite, remember?

58:59 Drew Right.

59:00 Adam Okay. So there are medical things that can do this.

59:02 Caller Is that when they have both sets of genitalia?

59:04 Adam He externally was male, but inside had female genitalia.

59:08 Drew I think I may be a woman inside too, Drew.

59:10 Adam I know. You're so sensitive and warm.

59:13 Drew I have the soul of a woman.

59:15 Adam Tonight you do.

59:16 Drew Thank you. Wait a minute. Drew, didn't we just talk to this person? Drew, let's start doing your job, would you, brother?

59:23 Caller Rob?

59:25 Drew He really doesn't like to do his job. Rob?

59:27 Yeah, hi.

59:27 Drew You're 20.

59:28 Caller Yeah, hi.

59:29 Drew You're on with Moby, by the way.

59:31 Caller Hi, Rob.

59:33 Caller I had my first year as girlfriend this year. But we only went out for about five months, and we broke up a couple months ago. But I don't know, for some reason I'm just having trouble getting over her.

59:46 Caller How long has it been since you broke up?

59:48 Caller Like two months.

59:49 Drew And you went out for five months?

59:51 Caller Yeah.

59:51 Caller See, my experience, I think that I actually heard Drew, you say this once, is it what you call the six month rule?

59:58 Drew Yeah.

59:59 Caller It seems, I mean, there's actually sort of like an evolutionary psychological component to that. But I think that usually I tend to be broken up about people for about six months after the end of a relationship.

1:00:08 Adam When they study what's the average period of time it takes for them to get over a broken end of a relationship, it's about six months.

1:00:14 Caller Especially if she's your first serious girlfriend, you're going to attach a lot more importance to it than, say, when you're older and you've dated more people and you have a larger basis of comparison.

1:00:22 Drew Yeah. It gets whittled down as you go through the relationships. I mean, your first serious one can be a year and then each one after that, I think the chick takes about five weeks with her as you break up. By the time you get your 15th relationship, it's like, by the following weekend. Yeah, you're fine. Depending on how you're, you know what, you know what the main component of breaking up is, though, everybody, and it's the one we always leave out, it's how your life is going.

1:00:51 Caller That's right.

1:00:52 Drew I mean, listen, you break up with your girlfriend and then the next day you get a promotion or your record hits the shelves or it turns gold or the band goes here or you get the scholarship there or some uncle kicks off and leaves you as Ferrari here or something. I mean, if things are going exceptionally well for you, when you're breaking up, it takes a lot of sting off it. And if you're in the dumps, it compounds it that much more. I mean, it puts it under a magnifying glass.

1:01:22 Caller Especially if you have a lot of free time. Like there's nothing worse than having a lot of spare time and you're just sitting around and...

1:01:28 Drew Yes. I tell you, I wish my girlfriend would dump me now. I am so primed. I am ready. I got a nice car, I got a nice house. I work my ass off. People know me. I mean, I eat out for dinner every night. I'm so ready to be dumped.

1:01:42 Caller The serotonin is just flowing.

1:01:44 Drew I really am. I mean, usually when I get dumped, it's like last time I really got a good dump in, I was swinging a hammer, working a miserable job, had no insurance, driving a beat up truck, living with a bunch of roommates. It was like, oh, I mean, it was like, there was a last thing I could possibly tolerate. I could handle no more pain in my life. But now, more time to fly my model airplane, right Drew? All right, are you picking a call there? Kenny? Yeah. You're 17.

1:02:15 Caller Say, say, hey man, cause I really, I think you kick ass, man.

1:02:20 Adam Kenny's in Anchorage, Alaska.

1:02:21 Caller Wow.

1:02:22 Drew Who do you think kicks ass?

1:02:23 Caller I think you do, Adam.

1:02:25 Drew Oh, what about Moby?

1:02:27 Caller Um, I had a couple moose in my front yard.

1:02:30 Caller Thanks, Kenny. All props to you too.

1:02:33 Drew You had moose in your front yard?

1:02:35 Caller I was just about to walk my dad's husky and we, I was just about to go out front and there was a two big old moose, a mama moose and this baby moose just standing there eating my tree and it scared the crap out of me. I thought they were going to kill me when I opened the door.

1:02:47 Adam Are moose, moose violent?

1:02:49 Caller No, moose really aren't unless their babies are like when you're driving, like I went to Seward two weekends ago to go halibut fishing.

1:02:56 Drew Yeah, I was there.

1:02:58 Adam Kenny was like, I'm a cliché Alaskan. It's like Northern exposure here talking to him.

1:03:02 Drew I went out front to mow the tundra and I was eating some seal meat.

1:03:08 Caller No, but if there's like a baby moose on one side of the street and a mother moose on the other, the mother moose will ram you because you're like knocking off its head or something or if you honk at it, shut up bud, if you honk at it, they'll come charging at you because they think it's like something bad.

1:03:25 Drew Yeah, I don't think moose are as friendly as maybe Kenny initially made them out to be.

1:03:30 Caller Well, they're not mean unless you like make them mad or something if you mess with them.

1:03:34 Drew I know, but you know, here's the thing about animals. Let me just go off on this.

1:03:37 Caller Is this going off on NPR?

1:03:40 Drew I have to say something. Everyone does that. Listen, the animal will not attack. There's not this. There's not that. He has no hatred toward you.

1:03:49 Adam Right.

1:03:50 Drew Unless. Unless what? Well, unless he thinks you're... Now, the he thinks part, the he thinks, that's the key part because you're taking a leak, but the bear thinks you're going after his cub.

1:04:03 Adam Right.

1:04:04 Drew You are packing up your picnic basket, you're getting out of your car, changing a flat, you're doing whatever it is you're doing, but he thinks you're doing something else. So I don't even like to deal with the he thinks animals because they constantly misinterpret what we're trying to do as humans, which is not get involved with them. And people do that all the time. It wasn't the mountain lion's fault. He thought you were... Yeah, but I was jogging. That's what I was doing.

1:04:27 Adam That's the way they were describing Fletcher the other night.

1:04:31 Caller Do you think that Kenny was secretly leading up to some sort of like amorous interest in the moose?

1:04:36 Drew I think he's going to go there right now.

1:04:37 Adam Kenny?

1:04:38 Caller Yeah. Also, I heard you guys are going to be on K-WELT in a couple weekends.

1:04:44 Drew Yeah. Sure.

1:04:46 Caller Don't get you guys up here. I used to live in Colorado and stuff and that's how, in California. And that's how I knew your number. And I was like...

1:04:53 Adam Oh, we're not on there yet. I thought we were going up.

1:04:55 Drew Well, as soon as we get up on K-WELT...

1:04:58 Caller Well, because K-WELT is like the only like rock station we got up here. And like, there's all kinds of rockers up here, so I'm sure your show will get a lot of ratings.

1:05:05 Drew What do you do there in Alaska?

1:05:08 Caller Well, right now, I got a job at Subway, and uh... Jesus Christ, it's like 10 o'clock at night here, and it's like still bright as day as it would be in California.

1:05:19 Adam It's summertime up there.

1:05:21 Caller It's bright, I mean...

1:05:22 Caller How's the public education up there?

1:05:24 Caller It's pretty good, but like, people are like, drop out of school all the time, because like...

1:05:30 Adam They'd rather go hell than fishing.

1:05:31 Caller Everybody up here, it's like you say, Adam, is like Marilyn Manson fanatics, and they all do drugs and stuff.

1:05:37 Caller That sounds really terrific.

1:05:39 Caller This is like a really big acid place. Everybody loves acid in Alaska.

1:05:43 Drew Oh, Jesus, you mentioned being that acid and waking up in Alaska. Some moose on your front yard.

1:05:50 Caller It's really nice out here, because like, you can have a house and then in your backyard, it'll be all woods, and then like during the middle of winter, it freezes and you got moose in your front yard and like...

1:06:00 Drew All right.

1:06:00 Caller Crazy out here.

1:06:01 Drew Hey Kenny, you know what I'm going to do though? In a couple of weeks, I'm going out there for one of those like, log cabin fishing things.

1:06:10 Caller Oh, you've got to go.

1:06:11 Drew Yes. I swear to God, all these guys I work with in about a month and a half when we're done with the show, we're going to one of those cabins.

1:06:20 Adam Alaska?

1:06:20 Caller Yeah, you're going to all the guys?

1:06:21 Drew You're going to Lodge, yeah.

1:06:23 Adam And what do you do?

1:06:23 Drew Just have sex.

1:06:24 Adam No, what else do you do?

1:06:26 Drew You fish for like a steelhead or something.

1:06:30 Adam You take over Lodge, and you hike out of the Lodge every morning or something?

1:06:34 Drew Yeah, you sit around and smoke pot. I don't know what you do, but your point is no one else is doing it. Yeah, no.

1:06:40 Caller This is a particularly gentle sex show, isn't it? Fishing and Kenny in Alaska.

1:06:46 Drew We like to work game into it. Hey, Joe?

1:06:48 Caller We gotta go to break.

1:06:49 Drew Oh, yeah, we gotta go to break. Hey, Joe?

1:06:52 Yeah?

1:06:53 Drew You're 25.

1:06:54 Caller Yeah.

1:06:56 Drew Okay, you don't sound enthusiastic about that.

1:06:59 Caller No, I don't. I've got a girlfriend every time I get home late from work, she thinks I'm cheating on her. Really?

1:07:05 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:07:06 Drew Your question here, it says, each time you come from work, the girlfriend accuses you of cheating. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what it said. Thanks for telling us about that, Joe.

1:07:16 Adam Hang on. We'll find out if Joe ever cheated before.

1:07:18 Drew Yeah. I think it's a feeling. All right. I'm going to say either he did or his girlfriend was cheated upon on many occasions.

1:07:23 Adam Or dad. Oh, that's the deal.

1:07:26 Drew All right. The girlfriend's dad.

1:07:27 Caller Yeah.

1:07:28 Drew Yes. Your hair's really messed up today. You come home. Your girlfriend accuses you of cheating.

1:07:34 Caller That's right.

1:07:34 Drew Every night?

1:07:37 Caller Well, not every night. I mean, whenever I get home late.

1:07:40 Drew Yeah.

1:07:40 Caller What are you doing till late?

1:07:43 Caller Well, I work in the computer field. And a lot of times we have to do stuff like after hours. And then I'll walk to the door. And the first thing she says is like, where have you been? And why didn't you call me?

1:07:53 Adam Joe, Joe, Joe, a couple of quick questions. Have you cheated before?

1:07:58 Caller No.

1:07:58 Adam Why don't you call her?

1:08:01 Caller I don't know. Sometimes I just get caught up in what I'm doing. You know, it's not that I'm trying to be, you know, useive. It's just I get caught up in what I'm doing.

1:08:10 Adam Come on. If you really were concerned.

1:08:11 Drew Has she ever caught you cheating?

1:08:14 Caller Yeah. Well, you know, I've never cheated, but you know, she's a child of divorce and I think I think her dad like cheated on her mom.

1:08:21 Adam And I called that one.

1:08:23 Caller I think she has like a little trauma about it then. All right.

1:08:26 Adam Well, that's that's her deal. Then she has to get over it.

1:08:28 Caller Yeah. But at the same time, you can be supportive. You know, if like if you recognize someone's sort of weaknesses or idiosyncrasies, you can sort of try and accommodate them, or is it?

1:08:36 Adam Absolutely.

1:08:37 Drew Okay. We'll take a little break.

1:08:41 Caller Love line will be right back.

1:08:46 Drew It's Love Line. This is the best of Love Line.

1:08:49 Adam I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, and we're up next with one of our favorite Love Line guests. Mine anyway.

1:08:55 Drew Yeah, mine too.

1:08:56 Adam Okay.

1:08:56 Drew His too.

1:08:57 Adam His, yeah.

1:08:59 Drew Andy Dick. You can find him on MTV Tuesday nights at 10.30.

1:09:03 Caller Tee hee hee.

1:09:04 Drew The Andy Dick Show. And he's got himself 18 months of sobriety.

1:09:10 Adam Under 22 months.

1:09:11 Best Of Yeah, 22 months, yeah.

1:09:12 Drew Oh.

1:09:13 Best Of 22 months.

1:09:13 Adam Year and 10 months.

1:09:14 Drew Oh, year and 10 months. I thought year and eight months, and I did some bad math there. But wow, that's pretty good.

1:09:21 Best Of Yeah.

1:09:22 Drew Coming on.

1:09:23 Best Of For someone like me, that's-

1:09:24 Adam Do you know how much calmer he is now?

1:09:26 Best Of It's a miracle. Yeah, my brain chemistry is evening out.

1:09:29 Drew Yeah.

1:09:29 Best Of And caffeine isn't good for me.

1:09:31 Drew How often do you go into meetings?

1:09:34 Best Of Not as often. I should live in them. I should set up a cot full-time in an AA meeting, but I don't know-

1:09:40 Adam You're still with your therapist.

1:09:42 Best Of I haven't seen him in a while.

1:09:43 Adam Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

1:09:44 Best Of I know. Because I was working-

1:09:46 Adam Sponsored?

1:09:47 Best Of Yeah, I have my sponsor, but I go, if at the least I go once a week. That's the least.

1:09:54 Drew You're going to AA.?

1:09:55 Best Of Yeah, but come on, it's anonymous.

1:09:57 Drew Oh yeah, CA.?

1:09:59 Best Of It's all anonymous.

1:10:00 Adam Okay. I didn't realize you didn't-

1:10:02 Drew SA.?

1:10:03 Adam Ooh, that'd be a go for you. But I didn't realize you didn't get along with John Lovitz.

1:10:07 Best Of No, no, we get along now. Did he say we didn't?

1:10:10 Adam No, it says here in the little note.

1:10:12 Drew Didn't like working with John Lovitz in last season of News Radio.

1:10:16 Best Of That's not true.

1:10:17 Drew It isn't?

1:10:18 Best Of No, we get along. Oh, really? No, I was having a bad year. Very bad year.

1:10:22 Drew I see.

1:10:23 Best Of Yeah, he's a nice guy. He is. He's a nice guy. I ran into him recently and I apologized. He's a very nice guy. He really is.

1:10:31 Drew Seems that way. I wish he was a prick though. You could tell us a good story about him.

1:10:36 Best Of Everyone can be a prick. All right.

1:10:38 Drew Oh, Chris Catan?

1:10:40 Best Of What did that? I don't even want to. All right. He almost killed a whole studio.

1:10:46 Drew Really?

1:10:46 Best Of Well, Monkey Bone was like an $80 million movie. Yeah. And you know what movie did better?

1:10:52 Drew Oh, Monkey Bone.

1:10:53 Best Of Cirque du Soleil, the documentary, did better than Monkey Bone, which was an $80 million laugh riot with animation and effects.

1:11:05 Drew Was that?

1:11:06 Best Of It was supposed to be like a Roger Rabbit, but it only did like $3 million.

1:11:10 Drew Right.

1:11:10 Best Of $80 million to make that almost, that could kill a studio.

1:11:14 Drew Brendan Frazier is in there?

1:11:15 Best Of Yeah.

1:11:16 Drew Yeah.

1:11:17 Best Of It's because of Chris Catan.

1:11:19 Drew It came out a couple months back, but it just came and went. It was like a weird sort of Tim Burton kind of...

1:11:25 Best Of Oh yeah. You know what? I didn't see it. It could be the best movie ever.

1:11:29 Adam I don't know. I like all this stuff.

1:11:31 Best Of And also, and he could be a really nice guy. I just didn't like his vapid, empty impression of me on Saturday Night Live. I didn't like that. In fact, I just heard, I did an impression of Tom Green, but only because I was asked to. The writers came up with this thing and I did it for a second. And it was cute, but it was more like an homage. I wasn't making fun of him. It was like an homage. And I heard through the producer, because he also produced the Tom Green show, that Tom Green loved it. Loved it. He hates Saturday Night Live's impersonation of him, because it's mean-spirited and empty, and they don't put any work into it. When they do somebody, they slap a wig on, and then just do some voice. For me, it's like, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so gay. With a blonde, curly wig.

1:12:20 Drew That's pretty good. Wait a minute. Is that Chris Catan's fault, or is it the writer's fault, or is it everybody's fault? It's all the blame fall on his lap.

1:12:34 Best Of There is no blame. He just did a bad impersonation. Some people would think it was good.

1:12:38 Adam He seemed like a pretty nice guy when he was up there.

1:12:39 Best Of He's a nice guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy. I would, I don't, I am not mean-spirited. I don't do that kind of humor. That Second City, you know, that, I was from Second City, but that mean-spirited Saturday Night Live making fun of people, not into it.

1:12:57 Adam Now, I know, Andy, you're not mean-spirited, but I've heard you choose a few choice words when you're singing about Chris Catan.

1:13:03 Best Of Now, because he opened the floodgate, when somebody's mean to me or crosses me, I go berserk. I wish I wouldn't. I wish I wouldn't have even given him any power whatsoever. You know, because I-

1:13:15 Drew Well, you got monkey business.

1:13:17 Best Of Monkey bones. No one even knows the title of the movie. Eighty million dollars down the drain, buddy. Thanks, Catan.

1:13:25 Drew Cindy?

1:13:26 Caller Yes.

1:13:26 Drew You're 22?

1:13:27 Caller I am.

1:13:27 Caller What's up?

1:13:29 Caller My boyfriend and I have been going out for well over a year, and he's just- he's very sensitive, and he has a problem with premature ejaculation.

1:13:39 Best Of And this is the exact opposite problem as the other girl, right? Well, the other one, she can't even get- can't even get the guy to stick it in her. This girl, pop, I'm done, honey.

1:13:52 Caller Yeah, well, we want to know how to make it last longer, because it bothers both of us.

1:13:56 Best Of But how long does it last?

1:13:58 Caller It depends on how long he-

1:14:00 Best Of A minute, 30 seconds, five minutes?

1:14:02 Caller Well, I'm sure if he just let it- if he didn't try to hold it back-

1:14:05 Best Of What's the longest? Five minutes, two minutes?

1:14:10 Caller No, well, if he-

1:14:11 Caller there's sometimes, like, if he's not in the mood, it can-

1:14:14 Best Of Give me a number, lady.

1:14:16 Adam What's the longest?

1:14:17 Best Of Yes.

1:14:17 Caller Maybe ten minutes.

1:14:19 Best Of That's not bad. That's not bad.

1:14:21 Adam She's probably overestimating.

1:14:22 Best Of But that's probably if he's stopping and-

1:14:25 Caller He has to stop and something, you know, and then it's like, but then it's like gets really annoying for me because then I start to get off and then he stops. And I'm like, oh, so-

1:14:35 Best Of Yes. I mean, the good news here is that he's very turned on by you.

1:14:40 Drew That's very much in love with you.

1:14:41 Caller Yes.

1:14:41 Best Of He just can't hold it back.

1:14:44 Drew Although he could be humping a hole in the piece of plywood and he'd probably go about an eight minutes. So, I mean, let's face it, Dr. Drew, you know, guy's an enemy.

1:14:53 Adam It's the clock. It's his clock.

1:14:54 Drew No, he really likes you, but he really likes everyone, too. Just look at it that way.

1:15:00 Adam So, how does a guy lengthen his clock?

1:15:03 Drew You did say clock, right?

1:15:04 Adam Yes.

1:15:04 Best Of He masturbates, right? A lot. You have to masturbate, masturbate, masturbate. Really wear it down. Get calluses on that thing.

1:15:11 Caller Right.

1:15:12 Drew What if he took care of himself?

1:15:13 Caller We tried different stuff.

1:15:14 Caller He's not really into masturbating, actually.

1:15:18 Best Of That's the problem.

1:15:20 Adam He needs to be responsible as sort of managing himself. Really, that's the idea. He owes that to you.

1:15:28 Drew Yeah. That's not an acceptable excuse. I'm going to come in three minutes yet. I don't feel good about masturbating. It's now his job because of this problem.

1:15:40 Caller All right?

1:15:41 Caller So, that's the only way?

1:15:44 Drew Well, he'll grow out of it in about 20 years. Yeah, about 20 years.

1:15:48 Adam But he's got to figure out his sort of rhythm and how, you know, he's got to unload things a little bit.

1:15:53 Drew He's got to work it out.

1:15:54 Adam Unburden the system.

1:15:55 Drew Yes. Andy, what can I put you down for a day as far as the masturbation goes?

1:16:01 Best Of With my girlfriend, when we're doing well, I don't even masturbate.

1:16:06 Drew What?

1:16:07 Best Of I really don't. We don't have time. Sometimes we have sex. I mean, hold your hands up. What's the record? How many? No, that's not five. I thought we had a record of like ten. No, we're talking about how many times a day.

1:16:20 Drew Holy Christ.

1:16:21 Adam To orgasm each time?

1:16:22 Best Of Six.

1:16:23 Adam Andy?

1:16:24 Best Of Yeah.

1:16:24 Drew Six orgasms.

1:16:25 Best Of Sometimes it'll be like in a row.

1:16:27 Drew In a row?

1:16:27 Best Of I'll wait a little bit. I'll wait a half hour and then right back in.

1:16:30 Drew Six in a row, really?

1:16:31 Best Of But I'm just an addict. I can't get enough of anything.

1:16:34 Drew But what about when things aren't going so good with you and your lady?

1:16:40 Best Of I mean, masturbation maybe once a day or twice a day.

1:16:44 Adam If you're on a tear?

1:16:46 Best Of Yeah, I can just go and go. And it is a tear because I'll tear my penis up. I mean, I will till it's bleeding.

1:16:55 Adam Adam bleeding, really?

1:16:56 Best Of Yeah, I've done that.

1:16:57 Adam Adam pulled his off once. He had to sew it back on just like the episiotomy.

1:17:00 Drew All right, we got a big Andy Dick fan here.

1:17:02 Best Of Oh, there we go.

1:17:04 Drew That'll calm him down. Oh, yeah, you're 17. What's going on?

1:17:08 Caller Hey, Andy.

1:17:09 Best Of What's happening?

1:17:10 Caller Huge fan, man.

1:17:11 Best Of Oh, thanks.

1:17:11 Caller Like, awesome fan.

1:17:13 Caller Oh, good, thanks.

1:17:14 Caller I heard like a while back that you were going to be playing over here in LA.

1:17:18 Best Of Yeah, I do a lot, actually. I was at the knitting factory last night.

1:17:22 Caller Oh, last night?

1:17:23 Best Of Yeah, last night I was at the knitting factory. Do you know where that is?

1:17:26 Caller Yeah, it's all over here in the Sunset North.

1:17:28 Best Of Yeah, it's on Hollywood Boulevard in the Galaxy 6, where the movie theaters are on the side. But the thing is, is that they didn't say my name. It was a bunch of performance artists, and it was called like LA All-Star Performance Artists, and they didn't list our names, so not a lot of people knew.

1:17:44 Caller Yeah, because I saw you over here on some show, I think it was some other show, and I think you really freaked them out. I don't know if I could say the name of the show on here.

1:17:52 Best Of The Mint?

1:17:53 Caller No, it was on TV.

1:17:55 Best Of Oh, you can say a name of a show, go ahead.

1:17:57 Caller I was like, you were on Donnie and Marie, man.

1:17:59 Best Of Oh yeah, I showed Marie Osmond my ass crack.

1:18:02 Caller You really freaked them out.

1:18:03 Best Of I spread it for her.

1:18:04 Caller I have that on tape over here.

1:18:06 Best Of I know. There's a camera angle where I'm sure you can see my nutsack dangling down.

1:18:10 Drew Didn't he show me his penis or something? Yeah. Who showed me his penis?

1:18:14 Adam For your first time, very first season, I love live TV.

1:18:16 Drew Oh, that's right.

1:18:16 Best Of What is that? That's some kind of psychosis where I have to show things to people.

1:18:21 Drew What is that?

1:18:21 Adam I'm working for the same production company that did, the Men of Formara is the same group. It is.

1:18:26 Best Of Do they talk about it?

1:18:27 Adam I'm going to get you over there. No, but as soon as I bring you up tomorrow, it will happen.

1:18:29 Best Of But they probably have a tape because there was a camera angle that showed your nutsack. My nutsack dangling down. And I spread, not only did I just take my pant, and I like Donnie and Marie, I grew up watching Donnie and Marie and I love them. Not only did I show her my butt, but I like spread my cheeks. Why would I do that? That is, when I look at it now, I think it's crazy.

1:18:49 Drew Why don't you like BJs? I mean, there's a lot of psychosis.

1:18:52 Best Of It's not that I don't like them, I just prefer them.

1:18:56 Adam What was going through your head as you...

1:18:57 Drew It will not soon be forgotten.

1:18:58 Best Of I don't know, I wanted to freak her out. I'll tell you what, I used to be in love with Marie Osborne. I used to be in love with her.

1:19:04 Adam Let me just put this way, Andy.

1:19:05 Best Of I used to kiss the TV screen.

1:19:06 Adam Yes. Did you ever... You ever gone to the zoo and stood around the chimpanzee cage or some of the lower primates and watched them interact with each other?

1:19:16 Best Of Watch them finger themselves? They will throw poo, they will show their butts to each other, and there are primate qualities to each of us and they tend to come out when the cameras are on on a national television show.

1:19:33 Adam And some of those old primitive feelings you had about Maria just expressed themselves.

1:19:37 Drew Well you were sober though, right?

1:19:40 Best Of I was sober.

1:19:40 Drew Now when you were getting high, were you high on a lot of shows?

1:19:45 Best Of No.

1:19:46 Adam Andy.

1:19:46 Best Of No I really wasn't.

1:19:47 Adam You were never not high when you were really getting high.

1:19:49 Best Of No, no, no, no. On shows like this I think I would come in high. But this isn't a real show. I think I came in here with beer. You saw me drinking beer.

1:20:00 Drew Yeah.

1:20:01 Best Of In my cup.

1:20:02 Drew First he insults me with the BJ comment and now he insults me with the BJ comment.

1:20:06 Best Of I didn't insult you with the BJ comment.

1:20:07 Drew How dare you?

1:20:07 Best Of You insulted me.

1:20:09 Drew I'm looking at your beautiful girlfriend over there. She's heartbroken over that comment.

1:20:13 Best Of I know what you're thinking.

1:20:15 Drew What are you talking about?

1:20:15 Best Of I know what you're thinking. But honestly, I wasn't-

1:20:17 Drew There's some girls who like giving oral sex, by the way.

1:20:20 Best Of I was hung over a lot, actually. Hung over. I wouldn't have been able to meet- what?

1:20:25 Drew No, I'm just moving on.

1:20:26 Best Of What's he saying?

1:20:27 Drew What's he saying? Hang on. Andy Dick is here. Anal Andy Dick is here.

1:20:30 Best Of Don't call me that.

1:20:32 Drew That'd be a good nickname for you though.

1:20:33 Best Of Anal Andy.

1:20:34 Drew Anal Andy Dick is saying that.

1:20:36 Adam Anus and Andy.

1:20:37 Drew Anal Andy Dick in the hizzy. Yeah, that's good. Dr. Drew, the passionate, passionate man and BJ Ace Rockolla is over here. So we'll take a little break.

1:21:08 Caller No, you can't have me.

1:21:11 Caller No mango for you.

1:21:13 Drew Oh, man, that is funny. That never gets old. That dude is a talent, talent with a capital T. That's talent there. Let me get that katan back on the show. Oh, by the way, Andy Dick here. Don't Blow Me Andy Dick is here. Ain't no Andy Dick.

1:21:32 Caller Oh, God.

1:21:35 Best Of Don't Blow Me.

1:21:36 Drew Is the name of the show is the Andy Dick Show, Tuesday nights, 1030 on MTV. And this is a nice opportunity, I think. I think those of us who have seen Andy doing sketch work and ensemble work and sort of in a place where Andy is free to be Andy, appreciate him more in that realm than we do in a sitcom realm. This man is a talent and needs to be cut loose.

1:22:05 Adam Andy, serious director, I'm telling you.

1:22:07 Drew Yes.

1:22:07 Adam I can, I am serious.

1:22:09 Drew And the show is really funny.

1:22:11 Adam Listen, somebody's got to cut you loose on one because they'll get some great back.

1:22:14 Best Of Yeah, I'm going to direct some films.

1:22:16 Drew And that again, it'll be found on MTV. MTV is a little, because we're on MTV for a while, they move you around a little bit. I mean, they'll give you your night and then you may pop up at four in the morning on Saturday night or you may be at noon on Sunday. Now, does your show, because of content, not run during the day?

1:22:35 Best Of What they do is, there's the 1030 show, and by the way, they've pulled things three hours before we've gone to air. So we've had to satellite things, you know, that whole process. We've had to, they've had, they've pulled whole pieces because of content, even though it was going to air after 10 o'clock. But they make a G version, a G-rated version of the show before 10 o'clock. So there's some things that you might only see one time only. Before. Well, no, you'll see it one time on Tuesday at 1030. And then you'll never see it again.

1:23:12 Adam And you weren't being John Malkovich?

1:23:14 Best Of Yeah, but they just used stock footage of me at an MTV event, actually. Just clapping my hands in the audience. Remember when they had the big puppet show?

1:23:21 Adam Yes.

1:23:22 Best Of And the very end when they used life-size puppets?

1:23:24 Adam Yes.

1:23:24 Best Of And I was just, they just cut to me and Winona Ryder just clapping. And I was in the audience not knowing that they had used this stock footage. And I was watching myself and I saw myself and everyone laughed. But they were really like laughing at me. Like, look at that idiot. And then I laughed and then I went, wait a minute. And it was surreal and depressing.

1:23:47 Drew Thanks for bringing that up though.

1:23:48 Best Of Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot buddy.

1:23:49 Drew Thanks for this explanation.

1:23:50 Best Of Thanks a lot buddy.

1:23:51 Drew What do you add, ADD over there Drew?

1:23:53 Best Of But.

1:23:54 Drew In the middle of explaining that you may only see something at 10.

1:23:57 Best Of You'll only see it one time and then what they'll do is they'll take that piece out and replace it with something that you've seen before like what they've done with the Tom Green piece. They've done that. They put that in a bunch.

1:24:08 Drew Right.

1:24:08 Best Of Or the Marilyn Manson piece which he loved it by the way. Marilyn Manson, I did him and he loved it. He loved it. I went up to his house and showed him in person and he loved it.

1:24:19 Drew Well, oh, you did? How do you know him?

1:24:21 Best Of I run into him here and there.

1:24:22 Drew How do you? You got a lot of celebrity friends, right?

1:24:25 Best Of I just run into them. But no, I mean, I know I don't. I don't hang out with them.

1:24:30 Drew Yeah.

1:24:31 Best Of No, I don't hang out with Ben still.

1:24:33 Drew You always say that. But then you got celebrity friends.

1:24:36 Best Of I, when push comes to shove and I really wanted my show to do well, I asked, you know, I asked my...

1:24:42 Adam Calling in favors.

1:24:42 Best Of I called in my favors because it's the Andy frickin Dick show. You know, I'm not going to just sit on my laurels here. This is a one-time opportunity, once in a lifetime. The anal anal test show. My name is in the frickin title.

1:24:55 Adam But how do you feel about it?

1:24:56 Drew Hey, Ron?

1:24:57 Best Of Yeah.

1:24:57 Drew You're 22 now.

1:24:58 Adam Yeah.

1:24:59 Drew All right. So you had some anal with your wife.

1:25:01 Adam Now she's bleeding, right?

1:25:03 Drew Yeah.

1:25:03 Adam How long she been bleeding for?

1:25:06 Caller It's just after we do it for, like, I don't know, maybe an hour or so.

1:25:10 Drew Well, then you fall asleep. She keeps bleeding, though.

1:25:12 Best Of Can I ask you something? Does she like it? Not the bleeding part, but does she like it while you're doing it?

1:25:19 Caller To a certain point, but I don't think she does. I think it's more or less for me.

1:25:22 Drew Yeah.

1:25:22 Caller Yeah.

1:25:22 Best Of And she's like, take it out. Hurry. Are you almost done? Are you almost done?

1:25:26 Adam Yeah. That's not good.

1:25:26 Best Of Hurry.

1:25:27 Adam Don't you think that the fact that she's bleeding is a sign that maybe...

1:25:31 Drew Well, let's do a little recreation. Andy, you play along. Hold still, baby. You're going like this.

1:25:36 Best Of OK, just hurry.

1:25:38 Drew Just try not to talk. You're going to make me lose my wood.

1:25:40 Best Of OK.

1:25:42 Caller OK. Here we go.

1:25:43 Drew Nice and soft.

1:25:44 Best Of Now, did you put stuff on it?

1:25:45 Drew Oh, nice and easy. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Oh, it's coming back out. It's coming out. Hand me the remote. Bitch, you're on the remote. You're going to break it in half. All right. Now get down there with your mouth and clean me off.

1:26:11 Caller Oh, unacceptable.

1:26:13 Best Of Oh, my God. Where are you? Who are you?

1:26:17 Adam Can I finish talking to him?

1:26:18 Best Of Yeah. Help me out.

1:26:20 Adam Are you cracking me on the ass off?

1:26:21 Drew He loves it.

1:26:22 Best Of Look at him. That's the secret, the real him. That's the real Adam Carolla.

1:26:27 Caller Look at him.

1:26:31 Drew I just got a little glimpse of my life. You know, that's all.

1:26:34 Best Of Is that real?

1:26:35 Drew Yeah, that's my angle.

1:26:37 Caller Yeah.

1:26:38 Best Of Take it out.

1:26:39 Adam Take it out.

1:26:39 Drew Take it out. Take it out.

1:26:40 Caller Take it out.

1:26:46 Drew What are you doing?

1:26:47 Adam You want to talk to Ron anymore? Yeah, I do. By glimpse of your life, you mean you're simulating anal sex with what he did.

1:26:52 Drew Yes, with Andy Dekker on the radio. That's what I mean.

1:26:55 Adam Yeah. You think you feel bad.

1:26:56 Caller Yeah.

1:26:58 Drew My poor family. Oh, my God. My grandmother's not listening. All right. Are we done with Ron?

1:27:02 Adam No, I'm not done with Ron.

1:27:03 Drew What's he got to do with it? All right. Hurry up now.

1:27:05 Adam Hi, Ron.

1:27:06 Drew My ass hurts.

1:27:07 Adam Anytime anyone has rectal bleeding, it's time to get a gastroenterologist to take a look and have a scope done. She needs to have it checked out. In the meantime, you got to stop doing this. Well, we know the reason. You can really hurt her. It could be all kinds. It could be inflammatory bowel disease. It could be a tear. It could be fissures. It could be various hemorrhoids.

1:27:25 Best Of Fissures?

1:27:26 Drew If you cause...

1:27:27 Best Of What in the heck is that?

1:27:29 Drew If you cause it...

1:27:30 Best Of Fissures. That doesn't sound good.

1:27:31 Drew No.

1:27:32 Adam None of it's good.

1:27:33 Best Of Fissures. Is it a fissures disease?

1:27:36 Adam No.

1:27:36 Best Of Do fissures get them?

1:27:37 Adam Like fissures in the earth, you know, fissures.

1:27:40 Best Of Oh, fissures.

1:27:41 Drew Yeah. No, things open up and stuff comes out, right?

1:27:45 Best Of I thought it was a disease called fissures.

1:27:48 Drew We should take this simulated side of me on the road. Yeah, we really should.

1:27:53 Best Of Well, you like it.

1:27:54 Drew I enjoyed that.

1:27:55 Adam I don't know how much I like it. The spoken word stuff you do, stand up.

1:27:58 Drew Yeah.

1:27:58 Adam There you go.

1:27:59 Drew Yeah.

1:27:59 Best Of If you want.

1:28:01 Drew Playing the part of the dry anal rapist, Adam Carolla. Thank you, David.

1:28:08 Best Of Well, he's asleep. Hello.

1:28:12 Adam Hello, David. Yeah. Are you there?

1:28:14 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:28:15 Best Of Hey, buddy.

1:28:16 Drew What an effort. What's happening?

1:28:18 Caller Not much. I just have some question to ask you, Adam.

1:28:21 Caller What do you prefer, oral or sex?

1:28:23 Drew Who are you asking?

1:28:24 Caller Adam.

1:28:25 Drew Didn't we? We've been covering that.

1:28:27 Caller We just talked about that. That's what I was hearing about. I was wondering what you think about it.

1:28:30 Drew I like to mix it up, but I'm a bigger fan of the oral than most guys are, I suspect. Although you and my partner Drew and you guys admittedly have a problem with sex. I mean, you're very passionate men, both of you. Oh, you're very passionate.

1:28:45 Best Of We have a problem meaning we like it a lot. We do it.

1:28:48 Drew Well, I mean, it's like I said earlier, when the penis is out and there's a vagina in the room, it wants to go into the vagina.

1:28:54 Adam That would be an act of nature.

1:28:57 Caller Right. Right.

1:28:58 Adam Yeah.

1:28:59 Best Of And an addict, I want to feel get get that high. You know, when you come, you know, you're it's like a little bit mini drug.

1:29:07 Caller Yeah.

1:29:07 Best Of So I just can't get enough.

1:29:09 Caller Right.

1:29:10 Best Of Sickening.

1:29:13 Drew Hey, you're 17. What's up?

1:29:16 Caller My sister's fiancee made a pass at me. He actually wasn't through words, though. He actually put his hands on me.

1:29:26 Caller Where?

1:29:27 Caller He actually grabbed my chest and then he told me that he'd been waiting to do that all day.

1:29:32 Adam How old is he?

1:29:33 Caller He is 22, I think.

1:29:35 Adam I've been telling your mom. Tell your mom. I tell you, Betty, I tell your dad.

1:29:40 Drew No, dad's not around.

1:29:41 Adam No.

1:29:41 Best Of You're thinking you should tell your sister?

1:29:43 Caller Yeah, because...

1:29:44 Best Of No, why not?

1:29:46 Caller They've been together for about five years and they have a kid together.

1:29:50 Drew And now what happened? Were you guys drinking or just hanging out?

1:29:54 Caller We were just hanging out.

1:29:55 Drew And he was sober, huh? And where was she?

1:29:58 Caller My sister?

1:30:00 Drew Yeah.

1:30:00 Caller She was back at home because they lived down in Eugene.

1:30:04 Drew And...

1:30:05 Best Of And you weren't into it.

1:30:06 Drew Where were you? He was at your house?

1:30:08 Caller Yeah. He had brought his son up to visit and me and him had gone out.

1:30:12 Drew He has another son or is that her son?

1:30:14 Caller It's my sister's son.

1:30:15 Best Of How old are you?

1:30:16 Caller Seventeen.

1:30:17 Best Of Oh yeah, that's right.

1:30:17 Drew This is a great way of wording things, weren't I? His son.

1:30:20 Best Of Were you into it?

1:30:21 Caller No.

1:30:22 Best Of No. Did you tell him, I'm not into it?

1:30:24 Caller Well, not really because I got really... you know, it threw me off and it made me really nervous.

1:30:29 Adam Hey, don't be alone with this guy ever again. Well, yeah. I think you got to tell your mom because if you go directly to her sister, she's going to make it your problem.

1:30:36 Drew What happened, though, when he did this?

1:30:39 Caller He, we were just like, um, we were driving back from downtown.

1:30:44 Adam With the kid in the car?

1:30:46 Caller No, no, the kid wasn't with us.

1:30:47 Drew And he made a move and did you stop him?

1:30:50 Caller Yeah.

1:30:50 Drew All right. So you stopped him and nothing else happened?

1:30:54 Caller Well, no, when he was leaving again later on, he did it again.

1:31:00 Drew And then what happened?

1:31:01 Caller And then I, you know, did the same thing I did before, but I didn't really say anything to him.

1:31:05 Drew He just pushed his hand away?

1:31:06 Caller Yeah. And I got really quiet because I didn't know what to say to him.

1:31:09 Drew And there was no other interaction?

1:31:11 Caller No.

1:31:12 Drew Okay. So you did the right thing.

1:31:14 Caller Yeah.

1:31:14 Drew Right. And that was good. Means you probably weren't victimized before. No. Did someone rape you or do something bad?

1:31:24 Adam That's why this guy knew to do this.

1:31:26 Drew What happened before?

1:31:27 Caller Well, I was raped about eight or nine months ago.

1:31:32 Caller Who raped you?

1:31:33 Caller Um, just the guy that I was dating. Yeah.

1:31:36 Drew What about before that?

1:31:39 Caller See, that's another thing that I wanted to ask Drew about, is if it's possible to have been abused in any way at a very young age and not remember it.

1:31:50 Caller Yeah.

1:31:50 Adam That's possible.

1:31:51 Best Of Oh, yeah.

1:31:51 Drew Where's daddy?

1:31:53 Caller He's around, but we're not close. We don't really talk.

1:31:56 Best Of Yeah.

1:31:57 Drew How's mom?

1:31:58 Caller She's cool.

1:31:59 Drew Is she cool? Like, lets you smoke her weed cool? Or good parent cool?

1:32:03 Caller No. No. She's a pretty good mom, but, you know.

1:32:06 Drew Okay. And your sister's got herself hooked up with a real champ.

1:32:11 Caller Yeah.

1:32:11 Drew I kind of wonder about her a little bit. How's she doing?

1:32:14 Caller Well, I don't really know her that well. She's only my half-sister. Oh.

1:32:20 Adam Who was her dad?

1:32:22 Caller Just another one of my, because my mom had two husbands.

1:32:25 Drew Yeah. When your mom, another great decision made by your mom, perhaps?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah.

1:32:30 Drew This guy's a world-class A-hole, not in the scene?

1:32:33 Caller Her dad, yeah.

1:32:34 Drew Yeah. He may have done some bad things.

1:32:37 Adam Yeah.

1:32:39 Drew Probably. Oh, boy. I agree with Drew. Talk to your mom.

1:32:42 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43 Drew She shouldn't get married to this guy. On the other hand, someone ought to shoot a dart filled with noreplanta in her arm so she doesn't get pregnant again. Because she's going to... How many kids?

1:32:57 Caller Just one.

1:32:58 Drew Just one?

1:32:59 Caller Yeah.

1:32:59 Drew That's a boy?

1:33:00 Caller Yeah.

1:33:01 Drew How old is he?

1:33:02 Caller He's almost two.

1:33:03 Drew All right. That's enough. You got to talk to your mom, see what you guys think.

1:33:07 Caller Thanks, you guys. Yeah.

1:33:08 Drew And talk to your mom, would you?

1:33:10 Caller Yeah.

1:33:11 Drew Because guys like this are so goddamn brazen. You know what I mean? I mean, it's the middle of the day. It's an underage...

1:33:20 Adam Underage family member.

1:33:24 Drew I understand the cheating gene. Most guys have that. And that's why, frankly, most guys shouldn't be getting married at 22 or 23 or whatever he's getting married at. But he had himself a kid and he got himself locked in early. He doesn't know what to do. All right, I understand that. But it's not like he's in Iowan business and having a couple of cocktails at the Red Roof Inn and some hooker comes by and sits down next to him. That's not cheating, by the way, Drew. That's just business.

1:33:50 Adam I'm taking that.

1:33:50 Drew That's a write-off. But when you're trying to goose your fiancee's kid sister's underage, it's the middle of the day, you're grabbing a boob while you're driving in the pickup truck, everyone's stone cold sober, no excuse for that. If this guy is brazen enough to try that move, look out.

1:34:08 Adam Yeah. That's just it. That's...

1:34:10 Drew This guy's not what you call discreet. Right. And get his hand pushed away.

1:34:16 Adam Do it again.

1:34:16 Drew And try it again. I mean, think about that. And think about a guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about the sister. For all he knows, she's going to pick up the phone as soon as she gets home and call the sister before he even makes it back to Eugene. That's crazy. Yep. I mean, could you imagine if you ever did make that first move with the kid sister and she slapped your hand, you'd be like, you want some ice cream? Do you want some money? I'll swing by the ATM. Are you cool? Are we cool? Everything's cool, right? We got a kid. We got a kid, right? Everything's cool. Sorry. I'm on medication. I'm sorry. You guys want anything? We'll stop by like a Bullocks. I'll pick you up in a smart pant outfit or something. Okay. This guy just tries again.

1:34:56 Caller All right.

1:34:57 Drew We'll take ourselves a little break. Andy Dick is here. Anal Andy Dick. What?

1:35:02 Best Of I don't like that.

1:35:03 Adam Anus and Andy likes that.

1:35:05 Drew Anus and Andy Dick is here tonight. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:35:12 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:35:18 Drew Hey, thanks for listening to an episode of the Best of Loveline.

1:35:23 Adam It was good, huh?

1:35:25 Drew Yeah. It's better than a regular show.

1:35:26 Adam Oh, for us?

1:35:27 Drew Yeah. We weren't here. Tomorrow night, Nelly Furtado, Violent J of Insane Clown Bossy. Whoa. Always a good guess. Crazy Town and Vin Diesel are in here. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:42 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkin Stingold. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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