Episode 1000754886792

0:10 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

0:21 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's the new and improved Loveline Show. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Wuss over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Wuss is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

0:35 Drew Since when do we not allow people to sit in here?

0:38 Adam Since about five years.

0:40 Drew When was Poe here a couple of months ago? Her brother sat right there.

0:44 Adam Her brother was on the show.

0:46 Drew That's right. He sat right here.

0:47 Adam Yeah. We always tell people to sit on the other side of the glass.

0:51 Drew Yes, we do. All right.

0:52 Adam Drew, you're such a puss.

0:54 Drew All right.

0:55 Adam Hey, Tony Hawk, everybody.

0:56 Tony Hawk Hello, hello.

1:00 Adam The world's nicest millionaire skateboarder. You're definitely in the top 10 of millionaire skateboarders who are affable, friendly people.

1:11 Tony Hawk And you've met all of them.

1:12 Adam I know them all.

1:13 Tony Hawk Yeah.

1:15 Adam And a lot of those guys are dicks, but not you.

1:19 Tony Hawk Well, thanks.

1:19 Adam You know what I was thinking about too, because Tony's here and he's got a lot of stuff to pimp, and I'm sure he's making lots of money. But you know, skateboarding, like we, there's a fundamental problem with a lot of bands that come on this show, which is once they start selling records, then they become sellouts no matter what, just by virtue of the fact that they're successful or made some money or move some product.

1:41 Tony Hawk I've got a crash course in that these days.

1:43 Adam But skateboarding has that vibe to it too, maybe even more so. But I don't think people look at you as a sellout, even though you're huge.

1:54 Tony Hawk I guess that depends on who you ask.

1:55 Adam Oh really?

1:55 Tony Hawk Yeah. But I've come to learn that selling out just means that your stuff actually sells finally. You know, the stuff you've been doing for years and years, the same stuff you've been producing finally moves off the shelves, then you're a sellout.

2:09 Drew Then you're the man. And when you're the man, you're sold out.

2:11 Tony Hawk Yeah, either way. It's just, it's a double edged sword and I'm learning to deal with it. And I definitely have my critics out there.

2:18 Adam So, yeah, but if you're going to be on one end of a double edged sword, let's be on the filthy rich side rather than the keeping it real and eating the macaroni cheese side. So Tony is selling out and laughing all the way to the bank. Oh, why not? I mean, I mean, and also I wouldn't, uh, I mean, sort of a pioneer, right? I mean, almost like in sports, when some guy comes along and gets a huge contract, he sort of opens it up for the guys coming behind him to make some money.

2:49 Tony Hawk I can only hope.

2:50 Adam Yeah, I mean, I would assume that there'll be guys who are coming up or who are up who look at you and look at the money they're making and look at the people they're dealing with and probably say, I can get a little more money now.

3:03 Tony Hawk I mean, I hope that there's that shift. It's definitely looking that way because there's a lot more recognition for skateboarding and for the pros and for endorsements. And it's a it's a different ballgame, you know?

3:13 Adam Yeah, it is skateboarding was one of these things. It was kind of like soccer at a certain point. It could have gone one way or the other. And it just went up. Whereas soccer just kind of, you know, now with the kids, but not with the public. And a lot of people screwing around with it, but not watching it or caring about it. I mean, skateboarding has probably gotten bigger in the last two or three years than it has in its whole history. It's crazy. Is that like ESPN, X Games? I mean, has Cable done this?

3:45 Tony Hawk It's helped for sure. It's helped just bring it to a wider audience and for people to finally understand it. And with video game, people actually understand what the moves are now. And that's never really happened. You know, they just understood sort of the fundamentals of spinning your body and somewhat technical aspect of flipping your board. But now say they play this game all the time, they know exactly what a 360 flip cricket grind is.

4:09 Adam Well, let's let's tell people about this game. When's the game out? I'm having a little trouble tracking because I've been on painkillers for a couple of days. But I'm better. I'm better tonight.

4:19 Drew You go to the dentist today?

4:21 Adam Yeah, I did go to the dentist. Yeah, you did.

4:24 Drew Good. Good times.

4:25 Adam Yeah. You know, it was funny.

4:27 Tony Hawk You guys hold hands?

4:28 Adam No, we went to a different dentist, but we still held hands emotionally. Emotionally, we always hold hands.

4:33 Drew I had them on my cell phone the whole time.

4:34 I did.

4:36 Adam Yeah, he was like, well, you know the thing about dentists? They're like mechanics, which is they add stuff on. Like they go, they look at the x-rays and it's never cut and dried.

4:50 Tony Hawk It's always right in the middle of the surgery.

4:51 Adam Yeah, it's like when the guy gives you the estimate, he goes, well, I could repack the front bearings and let you go, but you'd just be back six months later to do a whole break job. So as long as I got the rotors off, I might as well turn them and let's do it while we got it up on the rack. And they're things, the same things if you just replace rack with excruciating pain. As long as you're in excruciating pain, we might as well keep you there for another 45 minutes.

5:17 Tony Hawk While you were under general anesthesia, I decided to do this.

5:21 Adam It's like, well, we could cut through the side of the gum and work on it that way. And by the way, you know you're in bad shape from an orthodontist standpoint when you're happy about the news of going in through the side of the gum? Like you're going, oh, Christ, good, we don't have to go through the tooth. But then he then he changes gears.

5:39 Yeah, but see this shadow here?

5:42 Adam It's like, yes, that's the Grim Reaper. Yeah, this shadow here means it's like, come on, it's a shade darker.

5:48 What?

5:49 Adam Maybe something with the exposure or something. No, we're going to have to go in through that. I think we're going to they like to hang it out there, though. We're going through the top. It'll be excruciating, expensive and painful. So that was the news I got today, Drew. What about you?

6:04 Drew I got it inlay put in.

6:06 Adam Yeah, good time. Good time. Tony, what are we talking about? Dental work or? Oh, let's talk about the CD.

6:14 Tony Hawk OK, well, there's a soundtrack for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 out that is music from and inspired by the games.

6:21 Drew It's got Papa Roach, Pennywise, Alien Ant Farms, Some 41, all of our buddies.

6:26 Tony Hawk Yeah, a lot of a lot of bands that have been in previous games, a lot of bands that are skate inspired. And then it's got the CD-ROM with all this footage of mostly me skating and at home.

6:38 Adam Now, these is so this is sort of this is your life.

6:41 Tony Hawk I mean, the CD-ROM is. Yeah, it's very strange.

6:46 Adam And the music is in the video game, too, right?

6:49 Tony Hawk Yeah.

6:49 Adam And and how does that work?

6:50 Tony Hawk You do not all the music is in is in the game, but a lot of it is in a lot of the same bands.

6:55 Adam Would you just do can you just buy a song from a band and put it in your CD?

7:01 Tony Hawk Sometimes some well for the game. Sometimes sometimes it's bands are just amped to be in it and they just want to do whatever they can to get in there.

7:09 Adam But don't you got to give them a little taste like, you know, here's a two cents for everyone sold or something that works.

7:16 Tony Hawk I think some it's always different. I think it's different for every band. There's been bands that I want to get in there. They just it's too much too complicated, too much legal hassle. Yeah.

7:24 Adam All right. Also, Tony is doing something where 36 skate parks around the country are open their doors on November 4th and you can skate for free for two minutes. And then it's double price. Then it's golden time after that. How long do you get to skate for free?

7:43 Tony Hawk Well, it's probably by sessions. Most parks go by two or three hour sessions. But, you know, the whole day is free at the park, just depending on if you get there and you get in on a session. But that's really just to thank everyone for all their support because the game is released on the 30th for PlayStation 2.

7:59 Adam And is it November 4th a weekend?

8:02 Tony Hawk It is a Sunday.

8:03 Adam Sunday.

8:04 Tony Hawk I'm going to show up at a couple of the parks, but I'm not going to say which ones.

8:09 Adam And are there the most parks in Southern California?

8:14 Tony Hawk These are all over. I mean, the ones we chose.

8:16 Adam Right. But is it the highest cluster of parks in Southern California?

8:21 Drew Southwest.

8:22 Tony Hawk I don't know.

8:23 Adam Really?

8:24 Tony Hawk You would assume so, but no.

8:25 Drew I saw some areas in Arizona.

8:28 Tony Hawk There's a lot of parks in Oregon.

8:30 Adam Oh, really?

8:31 Tony Hawk Yeah, in the Northwest. And there's a lot on the East Coast. I wouldn't say that it's all here.

8:35 Adam Scott?

8:37 Hello.

8:37 Adam You're 28?

8:39 Caller Right.

8:40 Adam What's up?

8:41 Caller Who am I talking to?

8:42 Adam Who am I talking to?

8:43 Caller Oh, well, I'm on the delay. I don't know where you are. Good. Hey, first I want to say, hey, what's up to Tony? Skated with him about 15 years ago in Montclair, just in high school. Hey, I'm Jeff Kendall and a few other guys.

8:57 Drew Did you go to high school in Montclair?

8:59 Caller Well, Ontario. I don't know where he went to school. I can't remember.

9:02 Drew Ontario, California? Yeah.

9:03 Tony Hawk No, I grew up in San Diego, but I definitely skated there. There was someone had a backyard ramp there.

9:07 Caller Right.

9:09 Drew Yeah. And what are you doing in Nebraska now, Scott?

9:11 Caller It's a long story.

9:12 Adam Thinking about suicide.

9:14 Caller Yeah. Right. But so right now, I'm going to skate a frozen pool. Come a long ways, bro. A lot.

9:20 Well, I have to say.

9:22 Adam You're proud of him, Scott. You know, what's your question?

9:25 Caller You never know. I mean, one day you're jumping off cliffs in San Dimas and the next day you're living in Binkleman and you're your guys you skate with are millionaires.

9:33 Drew And you're in Nebraska.

9:34 Adam Right.

9:34 Exactly.

9:35 Tony Hawk Nebraska is not such a bad place.

9:37 Adam No, it's beautiful.

9:38 Drew You've never been there.

9:39 Tony Hawk Yes, I have. Omaha, Lincoln.

9:40 Adam The whole place is a skate park. It's a skate parking lot is what it is.

9:46 Drew We were there.

9:47 Caller Where I'm at. It's just cornfield.

9:48 Adam All right. So listen, hey Scott, you got any questions?

9:51 Caller Yeah, I surely do. I do. I've been debating on calling. This one's for Drew, but anybody can go ahead.

9:57 Adam All right. Go, baby. Go.

9:58 Caller Here's where we're at. I've been with this lady, wonderful lady for 10 years now. I've been married for five. Sex is great, but it's two minutes long. I love it. She hates it. No matter what I try, man, my endurance, when it does go 10, 15, 20 minutes, she hates it. When it's great, and I mean, it's great, 30 seconds sometimes.

10:24 Drew Wait, I'm confused by what it is you're trying to tell us.

10:28 Adam Let me say this. Why is it the guys who talk the most are the most confusing at the same time? Yeah, the ones with the economy of words who seem to be the most understandable. So you're getting the worst at all worlds. You're getting a thousand words and zero understanding. I think he's saying that he goes off too quick though.

10:49 Drew But not really.

10:49 Tony Hawk Or maybe that she likes it when it's short and that's when it's enjoyable for her.

10:53 Adam Which one is it, Scott? Could be that.

10:56 Caller When it's great for both of us, I come in 30 seconds, sometimes as long as two minutes.

11:02 Drew All right, so what's the problem?

11:05 Caller It's not enjoyable for her.

11:06 Adam She wants it longer.

11:07 Caller Yeah.

11:08 Adam But you said she doesn't like it when it's...

11:10 Drew You said when it's great for both of us, it's 30 seconds.

11:14 Caller Right. And then I end and she wants me to keep going.

11:17 Drew Well, then it's not great for her.

11:18 Caller Right. Well, it's great for the first 30 seconds.

11:21 Adam Right.

11:22 Caller If you know what I mean.

11:22 Adam It's like saying that was a great movie until the usher got you in a headlock and dragged you out.

11:27 Tony Hawk It seems like when he knows that she's excited, then it's quick.

11:32 Adam Listen, this guy has a problem with premature ejaculation. He's trying to salvage some dignity here by the great for her.

11:38 Drew I'm not sure though he does because when he's able to last longer, she doesn't like that either.

11:43 Right?

11:44 Caller I could totally tell the difference. I mean, I know when I'm going to go 10 minutes.

11:48 Drew Scott, stay with us and stay clear, stay focused. You also told us that when you go 15 minutes, she doesn't like that.

11:55 Caller Exactly.

11:56 Drew Okay.

11:56 Caller That's not that enjoyable for me either.

11:59 Drew All right, stop.

11:59 Adam Shut up. That's too long for her, the 15 minutes?

12:03 Caller Well, no, it doesn't. Even the first minute doesn't feel good.

12:07 Adam Okay, hold on. What have we learned?

12:10 Tony Hawk I think I got it.

12:10 Adam What have we learned? Tony, go ahead.

12:12 Drew What he's saying is that if it's 30 seconds, one minute, two minutes, or 15 minutes, it's all bad.

12:15 Tony Hawk When she's not that excited, he can last longer, but she doesn't enjoy that.

12:20 Drew He's not telling us that.

12:21 Tony Hawk When she is excited, he knows she's excited and he can't hold out.

12:25 Drew Here's what I think.

12:25 Adam That's interesting.

12:26 Drew Here's what I think. I think he is so malatuned to her that he doesn't know what the hell she wants or needs. He just focused on the fact that he thinks that his penis needs to go longer, but he's not really clear what that means or how he goes about it or why it's the case that if it goes 15 minutes, she's still not happy. Ask your usual question about it.

12:44 Adam Here's what he's saying to me in a nutshell. He's saying, I got a serious problem with premature ejaculation, but I'm going to try to water it down by saying she enjoys it. When's the last time you heard a guy say sex was great and then I was done in 30 seconds, but we both really enjoyed it.

13:01 Drew And then she wanted more.

13:02 Adam For 30 seconds.

13:04 Drew Some women don't like the intercourse part. He's got to provide more.

13:07 Adam Scott, you have a problem with premature ejaculation, correct? Yes or no?

13:14 Yes.

13:14 Adam Okay. You want to work on that?

13:17 Caller Well, 10 years ago.

13:18 Adam You want to work on that?

13:19 20 minutes before that.

13:21 Caller 20 minutes, 30, 40, and it's wonderful.

13:24 Adam All right. But now, today, in Omaha, Nebraska, or Lincoln, and that's the only two towns I know in Nebraska, you have a problem with premature ejaculation.

13:36 Caller Well, I don't know what the problem is.

13:37 Adam Yes. The problem is, yes, that's... Drew, we get to one thing, and now you got to buck in?

13:45 Drew Premature is defined as she's dissatisfied with it.

13:48 Adam Premature is defined as 30 seconds.

13:50 Drew Well, that would be premature in most cases.

13:52 Adam Thank you.

13:52 Drew But are you having oral sex with your girlfriend? With your wife?

13:55 Caller Yes, that's, yes.

13:56 Drew And does she like that?

13:58 Adam Yes. That's your angle.

14:01 Drew Are you sure she's unhappy with things?

14:03 Caller Yeah. Well, what she's told me is that she would like the intercourse part to actually last long. All right.

14:13 Drew How long?

14:15 Adam No, no, Drew, come on, you idiot.

14:16 Drew What would be good for her?

14:17 Adam Oh, she didn't give him a time. She goes in 30-

14:19 Drew 15 is no good, two minutes was no good.

14:20 Adam Shut up. Hold on. He goes 30 seconds.

14:23 Drew That's no good.

14:23 Adam She'd be happy with five minutes.

14:25 Drew Five minutes, but 15 is no good.

14:27 Adam Well, she doesn't know what 15 or five minutes is with him. You know what I'm saying? She's not giving him a number. Let's not drag this out. He needs to go longer. How does he do that? I don't know. Beat off 20 minutes before you have sex with her, and see if you can stave off the inevitable a little bit. Or also he seems like a scattered guy, a little meditation or something. He needs to smoke some weed and burn some incense. He needs to start burning things. Incense, weed, whatever, brain cells.

14:59 Drew Burnt offerings.

15:00 Adam Yes, offerings, whatever it is. Okay, you ready to go, Drew? Yeah. That wasn't satisfying for you?

15:07 Drew No, and we can't really go further because it would take another eight minutes to figure out what's really going on here.

15:12 Adam Yeah, well, your promise is you talk to people. Paul? Yeah? You're 16?

15:17 Caller Yeah.

15:18 Adam You're on with the great and legendary Tony Hawk.

15:20 Caller Thanks. Yeah, well, I want to tell him that I just got sponsored about a week ago by a home team.

15:26 Adam AA?

15:27 Oh, cool.

15:28 Drew What's up, Paul?

15:29 Caller Hey.

15:30 Adam You got a sponsor, skateboarding sponsor?

15:32 Tony Hawk Is it a shop?

15:33 Caller Yeah, it's a team. Like, well, it's a shop.

15:36 Tony Hawk It's a shop team?

15:37 Caller Yeah.

15:37 Adam Cool.

15:39 Tony Hawk Do you get discounts or do you get free stuff?

15:40 Caller I get discounts and free stuff.

15:42 Tony Hawk Sweet. Well, congratulations.

15:44 Caller Yeah, thanks.

15:45 Tony Hawk All right.

15:45 Drew What's up, Paul?

15:47 Caller Well, like, I'm, well, I'm 16. I'm going on 17 in about a month and it really doesn't sound like it, but, and I really don't look like it either, but I haven't hit puberty yet.

15:59 Drew You will.

16:00 Caller I will.

16:00 Drew It's a good thing to be, you'll grow taller later than everybody else. You usually end up taller and you may even live longer. Late puberty is associated with that.

16:07 Adam Yeah, you look younger longer too. I mean, think about those guys.

16:12 Tony Hawk When I was 16 and I got my license, I would get pulled over probably once a week because I was old enough to drive and I was still like five feet tall and then I just shot up.

16:26 Adam So after 16.

16:27 Tony Hawk Right after about 17, yeah.

16:29 Adam You live longer and you look better.

16:31 Caller So don't worry about it, Paul. A lot of my friends are younger than me and I'm like half their size.

16:36 Adam That's all right.

16:37 Drew You'll have the last laugh.

16:39 Adam Yeah, it'll be great. You'll be dancing a jig on their graves. It'll be great. It'll be a great day for you.

16:45 Tony Hawk You get to date older women than your friends.

16:47 Adam Drew, what's the last laugh mean exactly? Is that where you laugh when they die?

16:51 Drew Yeah, and you dance a jig on their graves. It's really funny.

16:55 Adam Do people dance jigs anymore? I think that may be something that's... I think the foxtrot may have replaced it. All right. Bryan?

17:03 Yeah?

17:04 Adam You're 14?

17:05 Caller Hey, guys.

17:07 Adam Hey, Bryan the guy? Yeah.

17:09 Drew Bryan the Glendale guy.

17:10 Caller All right.

17:11 Adam What's up there, Bryan?

17:12 Caller Wow. Tony.

17:15 Hey.

17:16 Caller You're my hero, man.

17:18 Tony Hawk Oh, thanks, Bryan.

17:20 Caller Wow.

17:20 Drew Maybe skateboarding delays puberty.

17:22 Adam Well, you get hit in the nuts so many times with the board. It slows down the production of testosterone. It's true.

17:28 Drew That slows it down. It's so far tonight, batting 1,000.

17:31 Adam We got a 16-year-old that sounds 14. A 14-year-old sounds 12.

17:34 Drew Tony himself was 12 and 15.

17:36 Adam That's true. All right. Go ahead, Bryan.

17:39 Caller Yeah. Tony, I've gotten a lot of teasing at school because I'm skinny. A lot of stuff. I guess after reading the book you put out about a year ago. Yeah. Wow. It's just changed my views on things.

17:59 Tony Hawk Oh, yeah?

18:00 Caller Nice.

18:01 Adam Where he admitted he had a eating disorder.

18:03 Tony Hawk Was it that book?

18:03 Caller Yeah, right.

18:05 Caller Not really.

18:06 Adam What was the book?

18:07 Tony Hawk I was just really skinny. I just wrote an autobiography called Occupation Skateboarder.

18:13 Adam Oh, yeah. I think we talked about that.

18:15 Tony Hawk I was teased incessantly in school.

18:18 Adam For being a beanpole.

18:19 Tony Hawk Being skinny. You're small too, I guess. I went to the school called Sarah High in San Diego, and it was eighth through 12th grade. I looked like I was a sixth grader in eighth grade, so it looked like I was just visiting every day. They didn't even think I was really going to that school. When I was carrying book bags around, I would get literally just picked up by jocks and spun around just for fun.

18:41 Adam Don't. They just grab onto the book bag.

18:43 Drew You could be bitter and resentful like Adam and tell them all to kiss your ass now.

18:46 Tony Hawk Yeah, go ahead.

18:47 Drew That's what Adam would do.

18:48 Tony Hawk No, no. I get them all calling now like, bro, we were in school together.

18:52 Adam Remember how tight we were when I was kicking your ass?

18:55 Yeah.

18:57 Adam Well, wait a minute, though.

18:57 Drew You got to name them. That's what Adam would do.

19:00 Adam Don't you think, well, I did it with faculty and family members. I didn't have a problem with the kids. I was actually the guy who would have been spinning you around most likely. But we're tight now, right, bro?

19:10 Tony Hawk Yeah, definitely.

19:11 Adam Everything's cool. I always liked you. I tried to get them to stop, but they wouldn't listen, so I had to join in. You understand. But don't you think, and I know you have no way of answering this question, but you can try anyway. Don't you think that that gave you a little incentive in life? I mean, that if you were homecoming king and captain of the football team, that you'd probably be working at your dad's sofa shop now.

19:33 Tony Hawk It definitely got me. I was always trying to prove myself, but also it just gave me more incentive to go out and try to be successful in what I love doing. And even though the community I found, say, at the skate park, was no one from school, and no one that even resembled people from school, it was like this collection of freaks at the skate park that I came to know and love. And I didn't go to my prom, I didn't go to grad- I didn't go to any of that stuff, any football games or any pep rallies or anything.

20:02 Adam Yeah, I mean, I would think, or maybe it's just the stories you hear because it sounds good, but the majority of successful guys seem to be the outsiders in high school. Except for yours truly, it was Mr. Popular and now, literally a millionaire. So, I mean, some guys have it all.

20:21 Drew Second team all state.

20:23 Adam No, it was the first team all state. That was all league. It was a pretty big state.

20:29 Drew Well, I thought you were right. What you talk about, I thought you were right.

20:32 Adam Yeah, all right.

20:32 Tony Hawk It is hard when you're in the middle of it, for sure.

20:34 Adam Yeah.

20:34 Tony Hawk When you think that it's just like everyone's coming down on you.

20:38 Adam But I think it does. I mean, I think there's two directions you can go. You can fold or you can use it. I don't mean get angry at the world, but just use it as motivation and say, OK, this is old. I don't want to go through a life this way. I'm going to achieve and change things around.

20:54 Tony Hawk Yeah, I think so.

20:55 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. Who knew skateboarding could be so motivational, Drew? Not me. That's good, Drew. Drew, the Dr. Drew School of Radio. Lots of nodding, head shaking and waving his hand and pointing at pictures. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

21:15 Caller We'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

21:48 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew. Tony Hawk is our guest tonight. World's greatest skateboarder, Tony Hawk, everybody. Still bitter about high school.

22:01 Tony Hawk No, no, come on now.

22:02 Adam He wept openly during the break, and then it turned to the kind of rage that I have not seen since Fletcher from Pennywise was in here, just a drunken tirade, screaming, I'll get you.

22:16 Tony Hawk No, no, I'm just totally associate myself with those, just that whole era of my life.

22:23 Adam Yeah.

22:24 Tony Hawk As far as being part of the socialized scene. Yeah.

22:28 Adam It's a weird time that high school. It's like either you're in or you're out, and if you feel out, man, it makes you angry.

22:37 Drew But how many people really feel in?

22:39 Adam Nobody.

22:40 Drew I mean, like your friend Chris, only one I've ever heard of.

22:43 Adam Well, yeah, he was nailing everybody who moved, faculty, janitors, coaches, he just had sex with everybody. But even he never graduated.

22:52 Drew But he felt good about it.

22:54 Adam He felt good, but how in can you be not graduate high school? I mean, you can't be president.

22:58 Tony Hawk You're eternally in.

22:59 Adam Student body president, that's right. He was in balls deep. Drew, you were student body president.

23:05 Drew Yes, I was.

23:06 Adam And you still felt out, right?

23:07 Drew Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It's like there's no, it's just an awkward time.

23:11 Adam Let me tell you the beauty of the human psyche, which is you could be working at some quickie mart in Omaha and have a better, better steam than Drew, who's a physician and has a national radio show. Easily, easily. That's the beauty of it. So all of you that think Drew's happy just because he's on the radio and make some money, no way, no way. Okay, this is, he's got a, let's talk about this. Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't think straight.

23:41 Drew You're on, you're higher. Did you take some pills?

23:44 Tony Hawk Everyone wants to ask about the game. Anybody in the game.

23:47 Adam Yeah, I took a couple pain pills today.

23:49 Drew You did, I know.

23:50 Adam But not that many.

23:50 Drew No, just now when you're outside, right? You took some?

23:52 Adam Yeah, I snorted them. I got to take, I take the edge off. How dare you, Drew, with the police officers from Culver City here accuse me of doing drugs in the parking lot.

24:01 Drew Doing drugs, taking medication.

24:03 Adam Listen, parking lots are meant for parking and urinating and maybe some weed.

24:09 Drew I said the East Police will come.

24:10 Adam Thank you. 36 skate parks are going to be open around the country this November 4th, everybody, for the inauguration. Tony's way of thanking his peeps for buying all these damn CDs of his. All right, let's talk to John. Best selling, it's the best selling sports game of 2000, of the year 2000. Can you believe that? Yeah.

24:36 Drew You know how many different sports games are out there?

24:38 Adam Got to be four.

24:39 Drew No, but there's like the football game, the just say game.

24:42 Tony Hawk Yeah. Well, that was the big news. We beat out Madden.

24:45 Drew John Madden, then it fell to 2000.

24:46 Adam Crazy. And you know, skate, I've never played any video games.

24:50 Tony Hawk Right.

24:51 Adam I really haven't. I really haven't because I'm like I'm too bad. But and I love pornography so much that I feel I would offend my pornography collection if I ever strayed. But to me, video games, skateboarding does not lend itself immediately. I mean, it doesn't just jump to mine like, oh, skateboarding, that'd be great for a video game. You know, some stuff where you shoot things, flying airplane and shoot, that sounds like a video game to me. So I'm saying it's a greater compliment that you were able to sell all this.

25:19 Drew Did it follow the sort of snowboarding games? Were they first?

25:22 Caller Or did they all come out at the same time?

25:24 Tony Hawk Yeah, kind of the same. Well, no, snowboarding games, I think it's about the same time, but there have been skating games in the past and they did okay, but it was more of a novelty. And when we made this game, Neversoft just had such a killer engine that people couldn't stay away. It was in it, you could always replay it. If you finished the whole game, if you finished every single goal there was, there was still something new you could figure out on it.

25:50 Adam I was approached by some people to do something called Ace Corolla Pro Napper, where it was a video game where I just napped.

25:58 Drew What was the name of the software?

26:00 Tony Hawk Neversoft is it?

26:01 Drew Adams is always soft.

26:02 Adam Always soft.

26:03 Drew Always soft software.

26:04 Adam Flaccid. John?

26:06 Yeah.

26:07 Adam You're 17?

26:08 Caller Yeah.

26:08 Adam What's up?

26:09 Caller Adam and Drew, you kick ass.

26:11 Adam Thank you.

26:12 Caller Oh, and Tony, I've already got that game paid off. I just got to wait till the 30th.

26:15 Tony Hawk All right on. Well, thanks.

26:16 Adam Oh, you already put your money down. You just wait till it comes in?

26:19 Caller Yep.

26:20 Adam Wow. That's dedication.

26:21 Oh, yeah.

26:22 Caller But I did sell the first two to get it.

26:24 Tony Hawk You sold the first two?

26:25 Yeah.

26:26 Adam Oh, that's interesting. How much is the game?

26:29 Caller 50.

26:29 Adam Holy. Oh, really? That sounds reasonable. So you sold how much were able to sell the first two for?

26:36 Caller I got like seven bucks for the first one and like 10 for the second.

26:39 Adam So you still have to scrape together 33 bucks.

26:42 Caller Oh, yeah. They're both only like $20 sellers now, so you can't get much for them.

26:45 Tony Hawk Yeah. You're going to love it, though. You're going to love it.

26:48 Caller Really?

26:49 Tony Hawk Yes. It's all to them.

26:50 Drew Oh, Christ. How much do I get to have my kids?

26:52 Adam Yeah. And if you do it when you're high, John, you'll forget you did it and it'll never get old.

26:58 Drew What else up, John?

27:00 Caller Well, I just read up my question, wanted to say hello to Tony.

27:03 You are an asshole.

27:04 Tony Hawk All right.

27:04 Adam Let's say hi. You did say hi, right?

27:06 Tony Hawk OK, thanks, man.

27:06 Drew All right. Good times.

27:07 Adam He put his deposit down on the game. That's great. Natalie?

27:12 Hi.

27:12 Adam Hey, you're 14. What's up?

27:14 OK, I wanted to ask Dr. Drew if there's anything that you can do after you call Child Protective Services.

27:21 Drew You can cooperate with them. Do they come and do an investigation?

27:24 Yeah, but after that, if something else happens, something I can do.

27:27 Drew Call them back. Didn't they give you a number to call if anything comes up?

27:30 Yeah, but it's like another thing. Anything else I could do?

27:34 Drew No, let the people that are, did somebody, some violence break out in your home or something or?

27:38 A little bit, yeah.

27:40 Drew I think you ought to stay with the system. Who's doing what?

27:45 My dad was spanking my brother.

27:50 Drew And you called, you yourself called Child Protective Services?

27:53 I went to the school.

27:55 Adam You went to the school and did it?

27:56 Yeah.

27:57 Drew You told somebody at school what was happening, right?

27:59 Yeah.

28:00 Adam Why did you do that just from the spanking?

28:03 It was brutal.

28:04 Drew Beating.

28:05 Adam Oh, who's beating him then, right?

28:07 Drew Nellie, you are doing the right thing. You sound sort of demoralized by all this.

28:11 It's been right hard.

28:13 Drew Are they blaming you for the investigation? A little bit. Well, you are doing what's right, OK? You're doing what's right for yourself. You're doing what's right to protect your brother.

28:23 Adam You're doing what's right for your father, too, believe it or not. I mean, you may be angry, but who the hell wants to be carted off to jail and do something that they regret? Who wants their kid resenting them? Or who wants to turn their kid into a violent person?

28:37 Drew He doesn't. He has no idea.

28:38 Adam He probably doesn't know what the implications are. But you beat on your kid and that kid's going to beat on other people growing up, like Tony Hawk swinging them around by his knapsack.

28:48 Drew Yeah. Natalie, call him back. Let him know it's still going on. You need to let the system, let the professionals sort of come in and help you out. I can't handle this one by yourself. And it's 100 percent we're behind you, you're doing the right thing.

29:01 Okay.

29:01 Drew Okay?

29:02 Adam?

29:03 Adam Yeah?

29:03 Can you sing that one porn song for us to sing?

29:07 Drew Natalie, 14.

29:08 Adam For you, for you, yeah. This is the theme from my pro-masturbator CD-ROM. It's Taboo 2. All right, here I go. Join in, Tony.

29:22 He can do more than you'd ever imagine and do it with style. He does it with me. Oh, yes, he does. I know that you thought that you knew him.

29:39 Adam Now, here's where I put some pizzazz in it, Drew.

29:41 Caller Well, maybe you did, but you don't.

29:45 Adam You see?

29:46 Tony Hawk Showmanship.

29:46 Adam Yeah, showmanship.

30:01 Tony Hawk Yeah.

30:17 Adam Yeah, it's a ballad written about a guy who's banging his mom and his sister. So it's very moving. It's a moving, compelling song. All right, Natalie, I hope that inspired you to do the right thing.

30:30 Caller Yeah.

30:31 Adam Anima sings porn themes for kids. I should come out with a Saturday morning cartoon.

30:37 Caller Oh my God.

30:39 Adam Yeah. You ever see Taboo 2, Tony?

30:41 Caller No.

30:42 Adam Great movie.

30:42 Tony Hawk Unfortunately.

30:43 Adam Great movie. Corolla's Playhouse.

30:44 Tony Hawk You got the DVD with commentary?

30:48 Drew Director's Cut?

30:49 Adam No. I had one of the guys from System of a Down though, reunite me with it. I had seen it when I was a kid.

30:55 Drew He was so excited about it. He followed him out to where? Like Azusa or something to get the CD.

31:00 Adam Yeah. I had to leave the show early. It wasn't a CD. It was a tape. I don't have that. If they have that in CD-ROM.

31:05 Drew Well, Disney will be re-releasing it soon.

31:07 Adam Sign me up.

31:08 Drew New anniversary issue.

31:09 Adam Yeah. DVD. Sorry. Finn?

31:12 Drew Yeah.

31:13 Adam You're 30. What's up?

31:15 Well, actually, first thing I want to say to Tony is, you've been an idol for me. I remember when I was a kid, I had a cheap Fairflex deck that I painted your logo on to just because I wanted a Tony Hawk board. But then I ended up buying like three of your old school pal for all the boards like throughout the course of my skating history. But actually, the reason I called in is I have a question for Dr. Drew. I'm a heroin addict and I went through a couple of programs to get clean. And I was wondering if there's any specific medications that help with that.

31:54 Drew Help with the withdrawal?

31:55 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

31:56 Drew There's a lot of things to be done for withdrawal. But in terms of getting the addiction under control, if there was some magic pill, wouldn't heroin addiction be a thing of the past?

32:04 Oh yeah.

32:05 Drew Okay. It's very difficult disease to get under control and to put into remission. It requires daily work, a high degree of structure. You have to be somewhere basically for about three months.

32:15 Okay.

32:15 Drew And the detox, which is what you're asking me about, is the easiest thing.

32:20 Adam Don't drive that point home. You always do that.

32:22 Drew It's the truth because the focus on the detox, if somebody's going in with the idea that, hey, I'm just gonna get off heroin and I'll be fine, you are wasting your time.

32:30 Adam Yeah, but listen here, Brainiac. The part that they're most intimidated by is the detox. Shush up. Of course they are.

32:39 Drew No, because once they're into that, it's not that big a deal.

32:41 Adam I know, but they're freaked out about that process. And if you're telling them the part after that, the part that you're freaked out by, the part you're intimidated by, the part you don't think you can do, it's going to be ten times harder, then my attitude will be like, oh, then forget it. I'm not going to do it. You'll be on Easy Street after the detox.

32:59 Yeah, I've went through detox a number of times, actually. And it seems like the problem that I have the most, the reason why I end up going back, is the trouble sleeping. Like, you know, after you get detoxed...

33:12 Drew Yeah, you won't sleep for about six months.

33:14 Is there anything that can help with that?

33:16 Drew There are things that can help. Trazodone, sometimes helpful.

33:19 Caller Trazodone.

33:20 Drew And Benadryl can be helpful. And there are, again, you need a thorough evaluation to make sure there's not some other psychiatric condition adding to your symptomatology. And there are non-addictive medicines that can sometimes be helpful. But the most important thing is that you're in a highly, highly structured environment for an extended period of time. All right.

33:36 Adam Good luck, Finn. And you can't help but wonder if his parents had broken down and actually got him the authentic Tony Hawk skateboard, if he would have not picked up that syringe the first time. That's my thinking.

33:50 Tony Hawk That's interesting. I didn't see that.

33:53 Adam Oh, yeah. Well, it's a good bet. Yeah. George.

33:56 Yeah.

33:57 Adam You got a question for Tony? Here he is.

34:00 All right. Yeah. I've been here at your biggest time for a long time. And you weren't that famous yet. But then I saw you on Guinness and I got you all famous.

34:09 Tony Hawk On Guinness?

34:10 Yeah, on Guinness, because you did the 900.

34:13 Tony Hawk Oh, yeah.

34:14 Adam He was pretty famous before that.

34:16 Yeah, I know.

34:16 But that got me very famous.

34:19 Adam Well, yeah, that did help. What has it been, two and a half years now or something?

34:23 Tony Hawk Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, since 99X Games. Yeah. That was well, just that whole event really, I think just opened up a lot of exposure to skating because people saw, they saw the highlight of the best trick event on the Sports Center.

34:41 Adam Yeah.

34:41 Tony Hawk I mean, it was really.

34:42 Adam Yeah. It's like when the women's hockey, women's soccer team won the International Championship or whatever, the World Game and they brought it into the mainstream. So George?

34:52 Yeah.

34:53 Adam Go ahead. You got a question?

34:54 Yeah.

34:54 You know your shoe company, the hockey company?

34:57 Tony Hawk Yeah.

34:57 Are you like the only writer or have you sponsored any people?

35:00 Tony Hawk Actually, we just picked up Alex Chalmers.

35:02 Yeah.

35:02 Tony Hawk And we have a couple of amateurs too.

35:04 Oh, that's cool.

35:05 Tony Hawk Yeah. So we're trying to expand that for sure. I don't want to be the only guy.

35:11 Drew I think George is asking.

35:12 Because, you know what, I'm seeing your shoe company. I only see you and you're like your name or anything.

35:18 Tony Hawk Right. Like I said, we're trying to expand that. It's just been a slow process.

35:25 Adam It's like getting directions in the Soviet Union, talking to George. Can you get the first couple of... You get the idea, but then you have to fill in the rest. George? All right. You smoke a lot of weed?

35:37 Drew No, no, just 14-year-old ox.

35:39 Adam Just a little nervous?

35:40 Yeah. I have friends that smoke weed.

35:43 Caller See, here's the thing.

35:45 Adam It's interesting how your mind works. You only need the first couple of words for every syllable. And this is how people speed read.

35:50 Drew I have friends that smoke weed.

35:52 Adam You need the first couple of words for every sentence, and then you can kind of fill it in. Yeah, like you go, you smoke weed? No, but I have friends.

36:01 Tony Hawk Oh man, I'm so glad I didn't grow up to call the show.

36:04 Adam Oh, I would have swung you around by that background.

36:06 Tony Hawk Oh man, just as soon as you hang up, you think everything's cool, and you just hear you guys going off on someone.

36:12 Adam Bitter old men making fun of you. I know the greatest moment is when chicks call in who claim they're not fat and we keep arguing with them. Oh yeah, 155, 57, that's Husky baby. No, no I'm not, I'm really in good proportion. Well, you think you are. I mean, your friends tell you that. Sure, what are they going to say? And then I think to myself, what the hell are we doing for a living? Really, we're trying to get teenagers to kill themselves, Drew.

36:39 No, it's just like, you guys seem like teenagers. Your voices are like old.

36:47 Drew Highest compliment ever paid.

36:49 Adam That really means you're just retarded, like you have, you physically sound like an old person but you have the brain of a 13-year-old. That means you're retarded, right Drew, is that what she was saying?

36:59 Drew It depends how you define the term, but yeah.

37:02 Adam Okay, well Tony Hawk is here tonight and we're talking about his CD-ROM and CD and the skate park and all that good stuff and I'll give you some more details on that. We'll take more of your calls after this.

37:16 Caller Love Line, Love Line, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.

37:51 Adam Hey, y'all, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Stephen Jenkins is going to be in here from Third Eye Blind tomorrow night. Tony Hawk is here tonight. I've had some good guests lately on this show. You really, Tony, missed Ozzy Osbourne.

38:09 Drew But we can bring a taste of him back. Hold on.

38:11 Adam Yeah.

38:11 Drew Here he is.

38:12 Well, now I really don't, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really. I'm not, see, I used to do a lot of screwing around with my mate. See?

38:30 Adam Alright, please, I'm gonna start stuttering.

38:32 I used to do a lot of screwing around with my mate.

38:35 Adam If he was a jukebox, I would have kicked him. But he is a great guy. He's funny as hell. And for some reason, when you're sitting across from him for two hours, you understand everything he says. But see what happens to the kids that swung you around by the backpack. This is how they end up.

38:48 I'm going Shannon, I'm ready. She's going, get lost. I'm lying here like I'm camping with the temple.

38:58 Adam Drew bucking real hard to get Tony Hawk's CD-ROM and CDs, and all the other goodies to give his kids.

39:07 Drew This is awesome.

39:08 Adam Yeah.

39:08 Tony Hawk You got some swag.

39:10 Adam I had a retarded idea which was give them, give them one of the more mature ones in 10 years when the kids mature, but that's retarded, right?

39:17 Drew That'll be like-

39:17 Adam It doesn't work anyway.

39:18 Drew It's like-

39:18 Adam Might as well give them a Pong game, or Atari or something. Exactly.

39:23 Tony Hawk You still got PlayStation 1 there.

39:24 Drew Yeah.

39:25 Tony Hawk You have to get a PlayStation 2.

39:26 Adam No.

39:27 Tony Hawk Yeah.

39:27 Drew Really?

39:28 Tony Hawk Yeah.

39:28 Adam You do?

39:29 Tony Hawk Yeah. If you're going to try to keep up with your kids. Yeah.

39:33 Adam Those kids got a good enough life, Drew. Yeah. You got to start working on them, a little toughen them up. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 comes out October 30th. So what is that? About a week? That's a little bit less than a week. And then he's going to, free of charge for all you skateboarders out there, open up 36 skate parks around the country on November 4th, and you can skate them free. And how do they find out which parks they are?

40:00 Tony Hawk Well, it'll be posted at the parks. And probably it's on activision02.com will be listed.

40:08 Adam Right. So if you go to one certain park, you'll know probably by now.

40:13 Tony Hawk If it's at your local park, you'll probably know by now. They'll probably have posters everywhere.

40:16 Drew This whole screen is lit up with Tony calls. We got to burn through some here. It's all for Tony.

40:20 Adam Yeah. Well, who am I talking to over here?

40:22 Drew He's going to leave at the top of the hour.

40:23 Adam I know. But I'm talking to Tony Hawk here. Understand?

40:26 Drew Really?

40:27 Adam Yeah. Oh, man.

40:28 Drew I'm sorry.

40:29 Adam Blah, blah, blah. I'm asking him questions, too. Blah, blah, blah. Dare you.

40:36 Hello?

40:36 Adam You're 15?

40:38 Caller Yeah.

40:38 Adam Got a question for Tony Hawk?

40:42 Caller I just wanted to say I've been a skater for at least four years. And all my friends make fun of me and stuff, because they call me a poser. And so I feel bad.

40:55 Tony Hawk Did your friends call you a poser?

40:57 Caller Or not really my friends, but kids.

41:01 Tony Hawk Just other skaters you don't know?

41:03 Caller Oh, I see them around.

41:05 Drew Is that the skaters or is it like jocks and other people that are...

41:08 Caller Well, it's kind of like both, but I guess I don't feel really bad.

41:12 Tony Hawk Yeah, I don't know that whole phenomenon. That just seems so strange. I think it's just people trying to be cooler than they are. And I don't know.

41:22 Drew Know that everyone your age is walking around feeling bad about themselves. And one of the most immature and pathetic ways they try to make themselves feel better is by making somebody else feel worse.

41:30 Adam That's right.

41:31 Tony Hawk And I think the only way you can literally be a poser is to get all the skateboard equipment and never ever stand on it and just walk around holding it up. That's Adam. That's you.

41:41 Drew Adam does that with most things.

41:42 Adam Oh, I walked around with knee pads on for a long time, but then people started to get the wrong idea. I realize.

41:46 Drew Yeah, I understand.

41:47 Adam Yeah, so I just put the elbow pads on.

41:49 Tony Hawk But as long as you're trying, you're not a poser.

41:51 Adam Oh, who cares? Everyone just looks for any in, any crack, any chink in the armor, any little ray of light coming out of somebody in order to fill it up with their putrid pus of destruction. See, if you take Vicodin, you'll think that way, too. Ryan?

42:11 Yeah.

42:11 Adam You're 16?

42:12 Caller Yeah.

42:13 Adam What's up?

42:15 Caller Well, Adam, you're a great guy, dude. I like totally love you.

42:18 Adam However, thanks.

42:20 Drew Next call.

42:20 Adam Oh, that's what he had.

42:22 Caller Yes. Anyway, this is for Tony.

42:26 Tony Hawk Yeah.

42:27 Caller I live in Fresno. I was watching your tour and you skated in this pool out here called Vagabond.

42:35 Tony Hawk Yeah.

42:36 Caller They're going to tear that down, dude. I just want to know how I like to get them to stop or something.

42:40 Drew Vagabond sounds like one of those motels. Is it a Vagabond motel?

42:44 Tony Hawk It's a Vagabond motel.

42:45 Caller It's a great place, man. I feel like everybody kicks it out.

42:49 Drew Are they going to kick the entire building down and the pool?

42:52 Tony Hawk Probably. Yeah. The whole place is just gone. In all the rooms are gutted and there's fences all around the property.

42:59 Caller Basically, all it is is just a pool.

43:00 Tony Hawk But the pool is really good to skate. We went there on our tour, obviously without permission, and skated in.

43:06 Adam Technically, it's tough to tear down a pool. You know what I mean? You fill it. You have to fill it up, I think.

43:11 Tony Hawk They've actually filled that pool, and the skaters have dug it out.

43:15 Adam Oh, really?

43:15 Tony Hawk Yeah, filled it with rocks, right?

43:17 Caller Yeah, something like that. Oh, yeah, there's rocks everywhere.

43:19 Tony Hawk Filled it with rocks, so all the skaters dug out the rocks.

43:22 Caller Yeah, these guys always come in every day, and they're always taking stuff out.

43:25 Tony Hawk I don't know. That's a city issue, and I doubt they would ever make some private pool that used to be at a hotel, a public facility.

43:33 Adam I remember how cool it was, the notion of skating someone's pool. I was into skateboarding for like 10 minutes when I was 13 and a half, but it wasn't any good. But still word would get out when somebody drained their pool for the winter, and it would be like, dude, we're skating a pool. And I'd be like, yeah, we're skating a pool. And then I'd think, are you high? I can't skate a pool. But it was important to act really excited when somebody found a drained pool. Yeah.

44:00 Drew You couldn't skate at all, not just on a pool.

44:03 Adam Well, what I did is I posed as a non-poser. That was my whole angle. Yeah. All right, dude, we are so there. I can't believe it. We should go there now before some water gets back into that pool. I got a Black Knight skateboard with some clay wheels. And I got my Sears toughskins with the reinforced knees. And I'm so on that pool. I'm on coping right now, dude. Amy?

44:28 Caller Yeah?

44:29 Adam What's up?

44:30 Caller Oh, my goodness. I've been trying to get on for a long time. I mean, like the last half an hour. Okay. I have a question for Tony Hawk. A couple of questions?

44:39 Adam Real fast.

44:40 Caller Okay. I want to know. My little brother is 11 years old and he is a skater.

44:46 Whatever you call it.

44:47 Caller And he loves Tony Hawk. And so I'm wondering what his birthday is coming up. And I'm wondering what the best kind of skateboard to get him is.

44:55 Tony Hawk The best kind?

44:56 Adam He's 11 years old.

44:56 Caller He's been skating for a couple of years.

44:57 Drew For an 11 year old.

44:58 Adam He's been skating for a ton of skateboard, right?

45:00 Tony Hawk Yeah. Well, we make-

45:01 Caller I'm writing it down too, so.

45:02 Tony Hawk What's that?

45:03 Caller I'm writing it down.

45:04 Tony Hawk Well, I have a skate company called Bird House and we make really quality boards, but any sort of professional brand is good. You know, they're all basically the same construction.

45:15 Drew If I were her, I'd want you to say, buy this board. I know.

45:18 Tony Hawk Buy this board.

45:19 Drew You're going to be delighted to buy a Tony Hawk board.

45:21 Tony Hawk What's the name of it? Well, whatever the newest model is, the latest one out that's at the shop you go to.

45:28 Drew So you go to the shop and say, what's the latest one out for?

45:30 Tony Hawk Go to Pro Skate Shop and, you know, tell them.

45:32 Caller What topic is that? Don't they have skateboards there?

45:35 Tony Hawk I don't know if Hot Topic sells skateboards themselves.

45:37 Adam They just sell bongs and hashpies, so pick them up one of those. But do you got a surf shop where you are? Anywhere?

45:46 Drew Yeah, Tacoma.

45:46 Tony Hawk There's got to be a shop that has specialty skate goods of professional quality.

45:51 Caller Your brand is called Bird House, is that what you said?

45:53 Tony Hawk Yes.

45:54 Caller Okay, and what's the name of your book?

45:56 Tony Hawk Occupation Skateboarder.

45:58 Caller Occupation.

46:00 Tony Hawk It's what I fill out on my Visa.

46:02 Drew Occupation Skateboarder.

46:04 Tony Hawk Yeah.

46:04 Caller Okay, and then the last thing is my brother's birthday is coming up and I would love it if you could like say hello to him on the radio because I'm recording this.

46:14 Drew Okay, go.

46:15 Tony Hawk Happy birthday, Andrew. Have fun on your new board.

46:19 Caller Thank you so much.

46:20 Drew All right. Good luck.

46:21 Adam Jesus Christ. My sister would never do that for me. Would your sister do that, Drew?

46:26 Drew She's 13 years older.

46:28 Adam My sister just wants to borrow money. That's her big thing.

46:30 Drew I live in your house.

46:31 Adam Oh, yeah. That's a form of borrowing money. All right. Tony Hawk is just staying for the first hour. So we got to say good night to him. And I know we're running. I'll go to the next one. You will? Yeah. Oh, good. Hang out.

46:43 Tony Hawk I got to get up in the morning to do Kevin and Bean. So it's a lot.

46:45 Adam And we don't got to get up in the morning?

46:47 Tony Hawk Forget those sons of bitches. Well, you sleep in now. I know it.

46:49 Adam Yeah, that's true.

46:49 Caller I go to work.

46:50 Adam That's true. All right. We'll be back with one more break of Tony Hawk after this.

46:54 Caller All right, guys. Bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up? Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

46:59 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:01 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:01 Caller The Dateline.

47:02 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:07 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

47:46 Adam Hey, Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Carolla. That's Dr. Drew. This is my theme song.

47:52 Drew This is what plays in Adam's head when he walks into a bar.

47:56 Caller See what I'm saying?

47:57 Tony Hawk And those lyrics from the porno song go through your head.

48:00 Drew And here's what you'll hear when you see him walk in the door.

48:07 Adam Right. But as long as I have the other song in my head, I'm happy, right?

48:10 Drew Yeah.

48:14 Adam Thank you. Thanks for that. Tony Hawk, our guest tonight. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 will be out October 30th.

48:23 Tony Hawk For PlayStation 2.

48:24 Adam For PlayStation 2. And he'll have, he's donating the time at 36 skate parks around the country, and they're going to be open and you can skate for free. And maybe, just maybe Tony will show up at one of those.

48:40 Drew Let me get that clear. It's only for PlayStation 2 that it's going to come out or will it also be a PlayStation 1?

48:44 Tony Hawk There will be a PlayStation 1 version coming out. And there will be a GameCube version of 3.

48:52 Drew I don't know what GameCube is.

48:53 Tony Hawk GameCube is the new Nintendo system that's coming out. So that will be coming out when GameCube comes out and then 2X for Xbox.

49:00 Drew We haven't talked much about the CD yet. This looks really good.

49:02 Adam Yeah. That, is that out?

49:05 Tony Hawk That's out.

49:05 Adam Yeah. That has a regular music CD and then a CD-ROM.

49:09 Tony Hawk Yes. It doesn't have that track on it though.

49:13 Adam That's not on there?

49:13 Tony Hawk Thankfully, no. I tried to get that license, but it just couldn't.

49:16 Adam Couldn't clear it with the band?

49:17 Tony Hawk No.

49:18 Adam Couldn't clear it with the three stooges? So, the CD-ROM is basically Tony skating, Tony at home.

49:26 Tony Hawk Yeah, it's like a little two in my house.

49:27 Adam Tony in the bathroom. Tony's life. So if you're a Tony Hawk fan, you're definitely not going to want to miss that double CD. Well, one CD, one CD-ROM. I guess that's technically a double CD. Chris?

49:40 Caller Yeah.

49:40 Adam You're 13?

49:41 Caller Yep.

49:42 Adam What's up?

49:43 Caller I was just wanting to ask Tony a couple of questions.

49:46 Tony Hawk Okay.

49:46 Caller All right. Well, I was just like wondering like who you skate with and stuff, just on your own free time.

49:52 Tony Hawk On my own time?

49:53 Caller Yeah.

49:54 Tony Hawk Well, it's usually whoever is in town at the time, but generally Bucky Lassic, Bob Burnquist, Kevin Staub, Sean White, people who live in my area that skate the ramps I skate.

50:05 Caller Good stuff.

50:07 Adam Where are those ramps?

50:09 Tony Hawk In San Diego. We skate at Encinitas YMCA, and Bob has a private ramp, and Danny Way has a private ramp, so I skate with him and Colin sometimes.

50:18 Caller That's cool.

50:19 Caller Okay, do you ever skate with Bam and he?

50:23 Tony Hawk Yeah, I skate with Bam, but Bam lives in Philly, so just when we're on tour together, or I was actually there a few weeks ago working on his movie. Bam's doing his own movie. You know Bam from Jackass?

50:33 Adam Yeah. Is he his sidekick or something?

50:37 Tony Hawk Who, Bam?

50:38 Adam Yeah.

50:38 Tony Hawk Is he a sidekick on Jackass? Yeah. Well, he does his own stuff there. He's always messing with his dad.

50:45 Adam Right, but he's not Jackass. He's not the main guy.

50:49 Tony Hawk Johnny Knoxville.

50:50 Adam Right.

50:51 Tony Hawk Yeah, so I don't know. I don't consider any of those guys sidekicks. I feel like they all do their own thing.

50:55 Adam Oh, okay.

50:56 Tony Hawk But I guess Johnny Knoxville is the main guy.

50:59 Adam Like Drew's my sidekick is what I'm saying.

51:02 Tony Hawk Yeah, sure. Is that debatable?

51:05 Adam Yeah.

51:06 Tony Hawk Don't try.

51:07 Adam He'd speak up, but he's my sidekick and I won't let him talk.

51:09 Tony Hawk Okay. All right.

51:11 Adam Chris?

51:11 Caller Yeah.

51:12 Caller You good?

51:14 Caller I try.

51:15 Drew All right.

51:15 Adam All right. All right.

51:16 Drew Keep that up.

51:17 Caller I will. I'll try.

51:18 Adam All right. Hey, do you, I mean, you still enjoy it?

51:23 Tony Hawk Oh, yeah.

51:24 Adam I mean, would you just go do it on your own?

51:26 Tony Hawk Yeah. Yeah, I'd still be doing it for sure.

51:28 Adam Not to, I mean, when you go out and skate, are you thinking I got to practice or are you just thinking I want to have a good time?

51:34 Tony Hawk No. Well, if I'm just on my own, I'm just out to have a good time and see what I can kind of come up with or what skills I can hone, you know. But if I'm going out like on a photo shoot, then I got to figure out, okay, what's something new, something, you know, try to be creative.

51:49 Adam What's the next milestone as far as the trick goes? Is there something you're working on? Can you not talk about it?

51:55 Tony Hawk No, I'm always working on stuff, but I don't know. I mean, right now, my next goal is a blunt slide, just shove it in. What does that mean?

52:04 Drew I'm afraid.

52:06 Adam A blunt slide? Sounds like he's raping an underage chick at a frat party. Is that the plan? What's the blunt slide and the shove it in?

52:13 Tony Hawk See, it's just, you know, it's a really technical skate thing. Basically, sliding along the tail on the top of the ramp with all the wheels out but the tail in, and then shoving the board at 180 under the feet, watching it spin and catching it with your feet and coming back in.

52:29 Adam You're going to hurt yourself.

52:30 Tony Hawk Right. Well, I've already wrecked my shins trying to learn it.

52:32 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

52:34 Drew Does anybody do that?

52:36 Tony Hawk No, not that one.

52:37 Adam Well, see, if you're Tony Hawk, you can't do stuff that other people do. You got to do your own thing. Yeah. You work on the blunt slide.

52:44 Caller With the shove it in.

52:47 You work on that for years.

52:48 Tony Hawk I never thought I'd hear you guys say something like that. That's great.

52:51 Adam Drew's been working on that shove it in for since high school. Guy? Guy? Hey, Guy Dude Bro.

52:58 Huh? Yeah?

52:59 Adam It would be funny if his last name was Dude Bro, wouldn't it? Guy Dude Bro. What's up there, Guy?

53:05 Hello?

53:06 Adam Okay, Guy. I'm going to hang up on you. Ready?

53:08 No, I'm here. I'm here.

53:09 Adam All right. Go ahead.

53:09 I just had the guy change my name to turn the damn radio off.

53:13 Adam That's a long name. Ask your question, Guy.

53:17 Yeah.

53:17 Caller Hey, Tony.

53:18 Caller Yeah.

53:19 Caller You know your Tony Hawk's Post-Gator 3 game?

53:21 Tony Hawk I do.

53:23 Caller It's going to go online, right?

53:25 Tony Hawk Yeah. It's online. It's awesome.

53:26 Drew It's all I know.

53:28 It's going to come with a broadband modem, right?

53:31 Tony Hawk Yeah. Yeah. Well, you just get this USB Ethernet adapter for your PS2 and you can go out online and you'll just find tons of people out there when it comes out.

53:41 Caller Do you know how much it is?

53:42 What's the price of it?

53:45 Tony Hawk The Pro Skater 3?

53:46 Caller Yeah.

53:46 No, the broadband modem.

53:48 Tony Hawk I don't know how much that whole contraption is. No, sorry.

53:51 Yeah.

53:52 Drew It's something you have to buy for the PlayStation?

53:53 Caller I got a question for Dr. Drew.

53:55 Drew Yeah.

53:56 Caller Yeah, when I take a leak, like sometimes I kind of shiver.

54:00 Caller Yeah. Does that mean anything?

54:01 Drew No. No, nothing. Although you are, it's basically kind of what's called a vagal reaction that you can actually pass out. It's something called post-migration syncope.

54:11 Adam That's why I have a padded toilet seat.

54:13 Drew But it's nothing to worry about. You get that shiver all the time when somebody's in the room with you, don't you?

54:17 Adam I do it, yeah. I think it's God shaking the urine off the end of your penis. That's why. I mean, think of it. Everything has a purpose.

54:24 Drew I feel like a dog shaking when it gets out of the water.

54:26 Adam Yeah, when it gets out of the pool. That's what I do, back and forth, ruin the whole bathroom. All right. Hey, Tony. What if you just woke up and you were just sitting here, like you went into a coma when you were 16, and you just woke up and you're sitting here talking about Tony Hawk, Pro Skater 3, and broadband and all this other nonsense. You'd think you were just high, right?

54:46 Tony Hawk Yeah. I would never ever be.

54:48 Drew You'd think you were in some sort of weird science fiction movie.

54:50 Adam You'd think you were abducted by aliens or something.

54:52 Tony Hawk Yeah. Everything is just a strange surprise these days.

54:57 Adam Who knew that the whole skateboarding world and sort of electronic world would marry, make such a nice marriage?

55:05 Drew Computers. Not just like a computer. Yeah. Right.

55:08 Adam It's a strange marriage. And it's been huge. I mean, it's very recent, too.

55:17 Tony Hawk Yeah. But it's a lot of fun for me, too. I mean, you're talking about the whole sellout factor. It's like I've always been into video games.

55:22 Adam Right.

55:23 Tony Hawk And to marry the two, to me, it was like I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait to work on a video game. It wasn't just like someone came with a video game and said, here, put your name on this. It was like I got to work out it from the get-go and really guide it and play it the whole way. And I really enjoyed it. I mean, I can already finish this game coming out top to bottom like every goal.

55:43 Adam So, really? So, I mean, you got to be good. I mean, is it easier for you to do your own stuff? I mean, you know what I'm saying, you're doing your own tricks, but you're using your hands.

55:53 Tony Hawk Yeah. But like I said, I've always been into video games.

55:56 Caller All right.

55:57 Adam Hey, Melissa, you're 14?

56:00 Caller Yeah.

56:00 Adam What's up?

56:01 Caller I'm sleazy, sort of.

56:03 Adam All right. You want to fall back?

56:04 Drew Good night.

56:05 Tony Hawk Adam can sing you a lullaby.

56:07 Drew Oh, boy.

56:08 Adam He's got it all. Yes, he does.

56:13 Tony Hawk I slide with a pitch.

56:15 Drew He's got it all.

56:19 Adam That's my nightclub. I do like a swing and Tony Bennett. Oh, yeah. Hang on a second.

56:25 Caller He's got it all.

56:26 Adam Yes, he does. Pow, chow.

56:28 Caller Oh, much better.

56:32 Adam This is Drew's theme song.

56:34 Drew Not my theme song. It's what I hear while you're talking.

56:37 Adam That's right.

56:38 All right. All right.

56:43 Adam All right.

56:44 All right.

56:44 Adam Please. All right, Melissa.

56:46 Caller I'm on the piano.

56:48 Adam What's your question?

56:52 Caller I just wanted to say, first of all, when I'm like listening to the radio at night, I'm half asleep, but then I'm always like half asleep, and I can hear you guys talk about something funny, and I'm like laughing in my sleep.

57:04 Adam Well, thank you. Put you to sleep, but you laugh.

57:08 Caller Yeah, sort of. Anyway, Tony Hawk, I love you.

57:12 Tony Hawk Thank you.

57:14 Adam Anything else?

57:16 Caller Mom.

57:17 Adam Mom?

57:17 Tony Hawk Mom.

57:19 Adam Where's your mom?

57:20 Caller My mom's on the phone.

57:21 Adam What's her name?

57:23 Caller Mom.

57:24 Adam Tell her to speak up. She's on the phone.

57:26 Drew What's her name, Melissa?

57:27 Caller Mom.

57:28 Drew She just hung up.

57:29 Caller Mom.

57:30 Adam Hey, Melissa?

57:31 Caller Yeah?

57:31 Adam What's her name?

57:32 Caller Melissa. My, Bobby.

57:34 Drew Bobby.

57:35 Adam Your mom's name is Bobby?

57:36 Caller I think so. Hold on.

57:37 Drew Do you think her name is Bobby?

57:39 Adam Well, it's probably Barbara. Okay, Melissa, we're going to put you on hold, all right?

57:44 Caller Okay.

57:45 Adam Well, send me out of Windbreaker.

57:46 Caller Are you on the radio?

57:48 Yeah.

57:49 Drew You dropped the radio?

57:50 Caller Are you listening to yourself? I can't.

57:52 They won't let me.

57:53 Drew We'll let you what, Melissa?

57:55 Tony Hawk Listen to the radio.

57:56 Drew Oh, no, no. But Bobby can get on the phone with you. Melissa?

57:59 Caller Hello?

58:00 Adam Hey, Bobby? You're doing a hell of a job raising that Melissa. She can play the theme to Taboo 2 on the piano.

58:08 Drew No, no, she can play Strauss.

58:09 Adam Oh, she can play Strauss?

58:10 Drew Yeah.

58:10 Adam Oh, that's nothing. Can she really play, what's that, some waltz or something? All right. Boy, Drew, really showing your age. She can play a classical piano?

58:23 Yeah.

58:24 Caller I can play Beethoven, too.

58:25 Adam Okay. Is there a piano in the house?

58:28 Yeah. Yeah.

58:28 Adam Why don't you fire that up? We'll put you on hold. Go take the phone over to the piano. I'd like to hear some Beethoven. Yeah, bring it over there.

58:36 Drew She's there. Play the Beethoven, all right?

58:40 Adam All right. Now listen, I'm going to put them on hold for one second.

58:44 Drew Why?

58:44 Adam Well, it's going to take them a second to set up, get the sheet music, light the candelabra.

58:48 Drew She doesn't live in Liberace's palace.

58:50 Adam Oh, really?

58:51 Drew Yeah.

58:51 Adam Okay.

58:53 Drew Melissa? Okay.

58:54 Adam You got it?

59:06 Drew Little Debussy with the right hand only.

59:08 Adam That's all I know. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Asian kids are laughing their ass off right now. There's like two-year-old Asian kids who play better than that. Okay. I hope you're good-looking.

59:19 Drew No, that's fine, Melissa. Did you ask your question for Tony?

59:22 Adam She just wanted to say hi.

59:23 Drew No, she had a question. What was the question?

59:25 Caller Okay.

59:27 Caller I want to know how my brother can get sponsored and all, because he is so in love with you.

59:33 Drew How old is he?

59:34 Caller He's nine.

59:36 Adam Wait, wait, wait. I'm not even going to answer that question. How he can get sponsored because he's in love with Tony and he's nine? There's no answer to that.

59:44 Caller It's cute.

59:45 Tony Hawk Well, if you're looking for an avenue for sponsorship, basically you go to...

59:49 Drew How young do they go?

59:51 Tony Hawk Oh, they go. You mean sponsors?

59:54 Drew How young a person could get a sponsor?

59:58 Tony Hawk There's kids that age that have sponsors.

1:00:00 Drew See?

1:00:01 Adam Oh, shut up. There's nothing.

1:00:03 Drew Take another Viking and Adam, oh my God.

1:00:05 Tony Hawk Well, basically, if he's into competing, have him go to local contests, and if he does well, he's going to get noticed. Otherwise, send a video to sponsors that interest him.

1:00:17 Drew See?

1:00:18 Adam Yeah, there's no nine-year-olds that are sponsors. Tony's just saying that.

1:00:21 Drew They're midgets.

1:00:22 Adam They're all in their 40s. They're 40-year-old midgets.

1:00:26 Tony Hawk That's good. I still have some few years left.

1:00:28 Adam Brandy?

1:00:29 Yeah.

1:00:29 Adam You're 15?

1:00:30 Caller Yeah.

1:00:31 Adam What's up?

1:00:33 Caller My brother is 14. He just turned 14, and he's like really into skating right now.

1:00:37 Adam He's looking to pick up. Wait a minute.

1:00:39 Tony Hawk How does he get sponsored?

1:00:40 Adam Hold on a second. How many women have called in on behalf of their brothers?

1:00:45 Drew Three. It's nice.

1:00:47 Adam Who are good skateboarders. That's weird, isn't it?

1:00:50 Drew Yeah, by our standards.

1:00:51 Adam All right. Hold on a second, Brandy. I'll take another call and we'll get back to Brandy.

1:00:56 Caller Isn't that weird?

1:00:57 Adam Is that just me?

1:00:58 Drew It's just you.

1:00:59 Adam You don't think that's strange that we're taking call after call about women who want to get their brothers into skateboarding?

1:01:05 Yeah.

1:01:06 Caller Okay.

1:01:06 Adam See, Drew, here's what Drew's thinking. He's a thousand percent right, but I don't want to agree with him, so what do I do?

1:01:13 Caller Yeah.

1:01:14 Caller All right.

1:01:16 Adam Mike?

1:01:16 Caller Yeah. Hey.

1:01:17 Adam You're 21?

1:01:18 Caller Yes, I am.

1:01:19 Adam What's up?

1:01:19 Caller Want to say hi to you guys, and Adam, to reaffirm your jigging, I do a jig daily.

1:01:25 Adam Oh, you do? You dance a jig?

1:01:26 Caller I dance a jig.

1:01:27 Drew An Irish jig?

1:01:28 Adam On people's graves or just at home?

1:01:30 Caller Just at home for pennies. The pastor buys their pennies at me.

1:01:33 Drew Great.

1:01:35 Caller But my question, my girlfriend and I just recently broke up after a year and two months relationship. I'm deeply in love with her and she told me...

1:01:44 Drew Is this your first girlfriend?

1:01:46 Caller No.

1:01:46 Drew No.

1:01:47 Caller No. By all means no.

1:01:48 Drew By all means no.

1:01:51 Caller We broke up on good terms. It was kind of a mutual... We thought we'd hit a brick wall in our relationship.

1:01:57 Drew What was the brick wall? She wanted to get married, you didn't.

1:02:01 Caller No, I wanted to get married and she wanted to get married. And it just... our relationship started taking a down turn.

1:02:07 Adam No, I know. I know how it can be. You're both so in love that you're too in love and you both want to get married too badly and things happen.

1:02:14 Caller And she's completely...

1:02:17 Adam Hold on. Don't you love how delusional 21-year-old guys are? We're both very much in love.

1:02:21 Drew So in love we can't wait to get married, but then we couldn't.

1:02:24 Adam We hit a wall. It was both... It was a mutual decision, though. We both decided to dump me. It's like, Mike, how high are you? She dumped you.

1:02:34 Caller Actually, I'm not high at all. I'm completely sober. I've never done anything.

1:02:37 Adam But you still are into her, right?

1:02:41 Caller I'm still into her, and I'm not delusional in the fact that our relationship hit a brick wall about three months ago that our... we started fighting.

1:02:50 Drew Yeah, but she's out, Mike. That's the reality. She's done.

1:02:54 Caller Then why is she still telling me that she still cares about me?

1:02:56 Drew Because you're handling her.

1:02:57 Caller Because you're calling her up crying.

1:02:59 Caller I'm sorry, I missed that.

1:03:00 Adam She has to say that because she feels bad when you say, Don't you still love me?

1:03:05 Drew I love you so much. We were going to get married. How can this happen? How can we be so in love and you just leave like that? Yes, when you do that to people, they're going to say, I love you, but I'm not in love with you anymore.

1:03:16 Caller Then why can't girls be honest about stuff like that?

1:03:19 Adam Because you don't let them be honest. You understand? I mean, it's like, why can't wives who have abusive husbands be honest with them? Because they're scared of the consequences. They don't want to deal with the consequences.

1:03:33 Drew They don't want to hurt you.

1:03:34 Adam Not that you're going to hurt her. But what I mean is...

1:03:36 Drew Well, she's going to hurt him, but she doesn't want to do that.

1:03:38 Adam Yeah, nobody wants to crap on anybody.

1:03:40 Drew She cares about you, but it's tough to be completely honest with somebody when you're breaking up.

1:03:45 Adam Well, wouldn't you guys be together if she felt that way?

1:03:48 Caller The thing was, we promised each other that we were taking a break from each other, and there was sort of a promise to get back together. But she continues to push me away. I have to deal with her on a constant basis.

1:03:58 Drew Yeah, but the point is, Mike, you are delusional about this.

1:04:01 Adam Well, first off, you should have got that in writing. I learned that in my mid-twenties. I wish she would have told me in high school.

1:04:07 Drew The promise was, let me out of here, let me out of this, and the only way you were going to let her out was with a promise that we would get back together.

1:04:14 Tony Hawk That was the easy out.

1:04:15 Caller Hold on, hold on. She was the one who promised me we'd get back together. That was not me doing this the day we broke up. I was perfectly fine with it, and I was perfectly fine with it for the first week.

1:04:22 Drew Well, if you're fine with the breakup, then let it go.

1:04:24 Caller The thing is...

1:04:25 Drew Well, let it go. If you're perfectly fine with it, then let it go. You're not perfectly fine with it, Mike.

1:04:30 Adam I hate to agree with Drew, but he does have a point there.

1:04:32 Caller I realize my mistakes and I realize I took her for granted.

1:04:35 Drew Mike, let it go if you have no problem with it. And if you have a problem with it, be honest about it, and be clear about it, and get a clear read from her. Don't keep loading yourself with more BS.

1:04:47 Adam But look, Mike, here's the problem, and I've been there myself a thousand times. You're getting caught up in the verbiage and in the dialogue. It has nothing to do with any of that.

1:04:56 Drew She's not with you.

1:04:57 Adam There's a certain bottom line. It doesn't matter about what you said in the past and what the agreement was or any of that. You want to get back together, and she does not.

1:05:06 Drew She's not with you.

1:05:07 Adam Now, if you keep coming at her, she'll go, oh yes, we're still in love, oh yes, I see us getting back together. You know, watch, Drew, hit me with a few. Hit me with a few. You want me to hit you?

1:05:17 Drew You want me to be the chick? You be Mike.

1:05:18 Adam I'll be insecure Mike?

1:05:19 Drew You be Mike. I'll be the chick.

1:05:20 Adam I'll be Mike who's every man who's been dumped at 21.

1:05:23 Drew All of us.

1:05:23 Adam Everybody?

1:05:24 Drew Even Tony?

1:05:25 Tony Hawk What's up?

1:05:26 Adam You been Mike in your life? You ever been dumped?

1:05:29 Drew Were you Mike?

1:05:30 Tony Hawk Was I Mike? No.

1:05:32 Drew We were Mike. Let's go. You and I. Adam. Don't get mad at Tony just because he wasn't Mike.

1:05:38 Adam Of course he was Mike. He was too busy being swung around by his backpack to be Mike. All Central Valley, first team on the football team.

1:05:45 Caller And you were Mike.

1:05:46 Adam And I was Mike. You got swung around by my backpack. You can be Mike too. So it's like, I can't believe you don't love me anymore. I mean, don't you still love me?

1:05:57 Drew We've been through this so many times. You know how much I love you.

1:06:01 Adam I feel close to you. What about those things you said? Were you lying when you said you love me?

1:06:06 Drew I still love you. I still do.

1:06:10 Adam You were lying then because...

1:06:11 Drew No, I still love you, Mike. I'm just not...

1:06:14 Adam You're not in love?

1:06:16 Drew I just need some time to myself.

1:06:19 Adam But you have feelings for me? I mean, would you care?

1:06:22 Drew I've never loved anybody like I love you.

1:06:24 Adam Oh, Drew's got damn pagers going. It's his acting coach telling him he sucks.

1:06:27 Tony Hawk You guys need the voice inside her head to be playing as well.

1:06:32 Adam Drew plays all female voices.

1:06:34 Tony Hawk It's really fun watching you guys banter like that back and forth and pretend like you're not really on the radio or anything.

1:06:41 Drew I'll be Mike.

1:06:41 Adam Look, can I get a hand job or what? All right, look. Here's the deal. This strikes a chord for me and Drew, not Tony who's never been dumped in his entire life.

1:06:50 Tony Hawk Oh, no, no. I didn't say I haven't been dumped. I just wasn't.

1:06:53 Adam I've never been delusional. The bottom line is, but here's the bottom line in life, in everything, in jobs, in relationships, in friendships, in sexual relationships, in everything. Are you in or are you out? Do you got a job to go to Monday morning or don't you? You know, if the guy says you're the world's greatest employee, he wishes he had a thousand more like you, but he's got to let you go. That's the bottom line. And he's saying that because he doesn't want you to feel bad and he doesn't want to feel bad and that's what these women do. So listen to the actions, Mike, not the words. You want to ask her one more time, fine, but I think we know what the answer is. Tony's got to go home now.

1:07:37 Tony Hawk Yeah, home. That's a relative term. I got to go to a hotel.

1:07:40 Adam Oh, really? Oh, yeah, because you're in San Diego, right?

1:07:42 Tony Hawk Yeah.

1:07:43 Adam Can you sleep okay in a hotel?

1:07:46 Tony Hawk Yeah, I'm in nothing them through the year.

1:07:48 Adam Are you too long for the bed?

1:07:50 Tony Hawk No.

1:07:50 Adam No.

1:07:51 Tony Hawk Well, I'm not sleeping in motel sixes anymore, so.

1:07:54 Adam Never been dumped, staying in a motel for four seasons.

1:07:57 Tony Hawk Sorry, your highness. I just said anymore. Come on, I was there. We had five skaters to a hotel room on tours in the last few years.

1:08:04 Adam Now, do you got to stick your feet out? Do you got to kick out the comfort at the end? You got to hang your feet out, right?

1:08:10 Tony Hawk Yes. I hate the way those things are tucked in.

1:08:12 Adam You feel like a pita otherwise, like a waffle ball in there. Why do they tuck that in? I mean, it's like-

1:08:18 Tony Hawk So tight sometimes.

1:08:19 Adam Do you?

1:08:19 Tony Hawk Yeah.

1:08:20 Adam That means you're gay.

1:08:21 Drew No, it just holds you in position where you sleep.

1:08:23 Adam I like that. I got to stick my feet out at the end. It's hard to get it out there because your body weight is on it, it's got that big comfort.

1:08:31 Tony Hawk Sometimes it takes a lot of effort to-

1:08:32 Adam Yeah, you got to get up. Yeah. I'm with Tony. Tony, I'm sleeping over at your place. Not you, Drew, with your feet in. All right. Tony, thanks a lot for coming out.

1:08:43 Tony Hawk Thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

1:08:44 Adam Always a good time. Again, the game goes on sale October 30th. Yeah?

1:08:51 Tony Hawk Yes, October 30th.

1:08:53 Adam The skate park thing is November 4th, and then all the other things.

1:08:58 Tony Hawk Everybody's got a quick call me trying to get copies right now because I don't have any.

1:09:00 Adam Thank you. We'll be back. Have some coffee.

1:09:04 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:09:25 Tony Hawk What's up, everybody?

1:09:26 Caller This is Chester.

1:09:27 And this is Brad from Linkin Park.

1:09:29 Tony Hawk And you're listening to the amazing Adam Corolla.

1:09:32 Caller Adam Carolla and Dr. Spru on Loveline.

1:09:36 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Adam Carolla and Dr. Spru.

1:09:40 Drew Nice.

1:09:41 Adam I just saw a little fart go in here.

1:09:43 Drew It's not quite the pungency that you've had last few days.

1:09:45 Adam No, no, it's got a little pop, though. I mean, I'll give you a take. It's got some bouquet.

1:09:52 Drew Yeah, well, puckish, yeah.

1:09:54 Adam Yes, it's sad, though. It's always sad to see a man slide like I have, and you're so strong on Monday.

1:10:02 Drew It's animated a little bit, yes, yes.

1:10:04 Adam It's assertive without being pushy.

1:10:06 Drew Right.

1:10:06 Adam OK. Dr. Drew over there, Adam Corolla over here, Tony Hawk on his way home.

1:10:11 Drew Tony's Wrangle asked me to mention that on his CD, the Pro-Skater 3 music CD, Sum 41, Alien Ant Farm, Pennywise, Outkast, Deaf Tones, People, Friends, Papa Roach.

1:10:23 Adam Yeah. All good bands and Loveline guests. So go get that CD. Make that Tony some more money. Rick?

1:10:34 Yeah.

1:10:35 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's up?

1:10:36 Caller How you guys doing? Hey, so Tony Hawk split.

1:10:40 Yeah.

1:10:41 Caller OK. I guess I have a question for Dr. Drew then. I'm recently seeing a girl right now and she had sex with someone about a month ago and she said she got checked out for basically, I guess, HIV tests and all the tests I guess you can get checked up for. And she said that everything was cleared. But I was I thought it took longer to get your results back for an HIV test or any other of those.

1:11:11 Drew No, most of it's fairly immediate.

1:11:14 Adam Well, not the HIV.

1:11:15 Drew HIV can take five to seven days.

1:11:16 Caller Because I basically asked her.

1:11:17 Caller Oh, wait. I mean.

1:11:18 Caller Oh, yeah. Everything's OK. I'm fine.

1:11:20 Adam No, no. The six-month thing. She had sex a month ago.

1:11:23 Caller Yeah.

1:11:24 Drew But he was asking how long it takes to get results back.

1:11:26 Caller Yeah.

1:11:27 Adam Well, you get the results back of nothing. But I mean, I understand. Allegedly not out of the woods for six months.

1:11:33 Drew She should be retested for the HIV in six months.

1:11:35 Caller Really?

1:11:36 Adam Yeah. But look, that's ridiculous. I mean, Drew, when does it?

1:11:39 Drew That's not the question he's asking.

1:11:40 Adam Yeah, it is.

1:11:41 Drew No, he's asking. Yes, it is. Are you not asking, Rick, how long does it take to get your test results after you've been tested for various STDs?

1:11:49 Caller Yes.

1:11:50 Drew OK, that's what he's asking.

1:11:51 Adam You specifically brought up AIDS and you said you didn't think you could get that quicker result for the AIDS test.

1:12:00 Caller Yeah, because I heard that it would take longer to get your results back for an HIV test.

1:12:05 Adam No, no. What he means is that she just had sex a month ago, how could it be cleared after one month when it's supposed to be six months?

1:12:15 Drew Is that what you're asking?

1:12:20 Caller Yeah, like a six-month window.

1:12:22 Drew You're asking about the window for testing. Yes, there's a six-month window.

1:12:25 Adam Yeah, that's what he's asking.

1:12:27 Drew The turn around on the tests. You're talking about the turn around on the tests?

1:12:30 Adam Look, look, look, Drew, please, don't get caught up in semantics. Our callers are retards, we understand. He brings up HIV, he says it was just a month ago, and he's suspicious. How can she be cleared for HIV in one month when it was supposed, when I heard it was longer? Well, he's talking about the six months. He's not talking about getting the piece of paper back in a week. You got so much robot in you, Drew, you don't understand anything. You gotta understand where people are going, not what they're saying. Look at where they're going, not what's coming out of their mouth. All right, so what is it? Six months?

1:13:04 Drew Yeah, six months been down.

1:13:05 Adam But what is it really? I mean, do you know what it really is? Are you 95% after two months?

1:13:12 Drew Three months, you're in pretty good shape. But again, she had sex once with one guy who's not at risk. So really, what is her overall condition? That's right.

1:13:20 Adam Hey, Rick, was a guy gay or a junkie or bi?

1:13:24 Caller A guy is actually gay.

1:13:25 Caller All right.

1:13:26 Adam Good times.

1:13:28 Caller Good times.

1:13:28 Adam Well, he is gay.

1:13:31 Caller Yeah, I'm pretty sure about that.

1:13:32 Adam He's at least bi, right?

1:13:33 Caller Yeah.

1:13:34 Adam How do you know he's gay?

1:13:37 Caller They you can basically just tell you, you know, it's just please, please.

1:13:42 Adam Pearsons and whatnot.

1:13:45 Caller All right.

1:13:46 Adam Just have sex with you. Candy, you're 17.

1:13:52 Drew Candy.

1:13:52 Caller Hello.

1:13:53 Adam What's up?

1:13:54 Drew Caller who goes by Candy.

1:13:55 Caller Yeah.

1:13:56 Adam Go ahead, baby.

1:13:56 Caller It's short for Candace.

1:13:58 Caller Okay.

1:14:00 Caller Yeah. Anyways, I had a question. I took Plan B like about three weeks ago.

1:14:06 Drew Good for you.

1:14:07 Caller And basically, like since then, well, I had my period and then like right after I took it. And like a week later, I got my period and I still have it.

1:14:19 Drew Okay. You taking any other medication?

1:14:22 Caller No.

1:14:22 Drew And do you have irregular periods normally?

1:14:25 Caller Huh?

1:14:25 Drew Have you had irregular periods in the past?

1:14:27 Caller Yeah.

1:14:28 Drew So you tend to have irregular periods? All right. So this isn't unusual for you to be doing this?

1:14:33 Caller It's very unusual.

1:14:37 Drew I stopped listening to where she's going, Adam. I can't quite hear it.

1:14:41 Adam I don't know.

1:14:41 Drew I'm hearing the words. I can't hear where she's going. Has he instructed me?

1:14:45 Adam I'm nobody can listen. Magellan couldn't figure out where this bitch is going. Candy. Yes. You're confusing.

1:14:55 Okay.

1:14:55 Drew Okay. You say you often have irregular periods and you're right now describing an irregular period.

1:15:00 Right.

1:15:00 Caller And this has never happened before.

1:15:02 Drew How can you often have an irregular period but never have an irregular period?

1:15:05 Caller Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really nervous right now.

1:15:07 Caller No, I don't usually have an irregular period, but I'm having an irregular period now.

1:15:11 Adam Wow. Three times you said you always have an irregular period.

1:15:16 Caller I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.

1:15:18 Adam All right. You see, this is the person I get directions from. Turn right on a regular period Boulevard and take that down to a spotting lane.

1:15:28 Drew No, it's certainly taking that Plan B pill can cause irregular period for the month after you take it. Not uncommon at all. OK, just if things are not coming around the next couple of weeks, see a doctor about that.

1:15:38 Adam All righty. Let's talk to young Jennifer, who's 20. Jennifer.

1:15:43 Caller Yeah.

1:15:44 Adam What's up?

1:15:45 Caller Hi. I had this actually this question for Adam. I had a date with this guy a couple of weeks ago and he called me and asked me out. And then he totally stood me up. We're going to go out to the yard house and like have a good time with the where the yard house.

1:16:00 Drew It's been, you know, out of the yard house. Of course.

1:16:02 Adam So down to the yard house.

1:16:04 Drew Of course. The yard house is at the Jefferson and campus.

1:16:08 Adam It's between the foot room and the fathom house of fathoms. Yeah. Go ahead there, Jennifer. Go down to the yard house.

1:16:17 Caller Anyway, so he said he called me earlier in the day and like I never heard from him. So I went home and I didn't really get ready for anything because I was getting a vibe like, yeah, I'm going to be stood up and, you know, sure as heck I was stood up. So I thought that was pretty immature. Not even a call.

1:16:33 Drew Have you seen him? Have you seen him? He just never showed up.

1:16:35 Adam Is the yard house where you get yards of beer, by the way?

1:16:38 Caller Yeah.

1:16:39 Adam Yeah. You ever drink a yard of beer?

1:16:41 Drew Never heard of a yard of beer.

1:16:42 Adam It's a weird thing. You guys know what a yard of beer is? Yeah.

1:16:46 Drew What is it?

1:16:46 Adam Well, look, they've drew. It's time to kill yourself. I know.

1:16:49 Drew I want to hear what it is.

1:16:50 Adam Both Anderson and Damien over there, both nobody.

1:16:53 Drew Tara hasn't heard about it, so.

1:16:55 Adam Tara's not sure what her last name is. It's beer that comes in this beaker that's like a yard. It's like three feet high. It's the world's most impractical way to drink beer, but it's good. Well, it's beer. So, you know, three feet of beer, basically. Right, Jennifer?

1:17:15 Caller Pretty much.

1:17:15 Drew It's a column.

1:17:17 Adam Yeah, a column of beer. So he stood you up. He didn't call or anything.

1:17:21 Caller Yeah.

1:17:22 Caller You know, even just to, you know, even lie to me and tell me.

1:17:24 Drew Are you sure? I said the last time happened to him. Do you know he's OK?

1:17:29 Caller I haven't heard. Well, I don't want to look, you know, like a lame.

1:17:31 Adam All right. So what? But what's your question?

1:17:34 Caller Well, I want to know if you have any advice of should I call him? And if so, like, what do you have?

1:17:41 Drew Do you have any mutual friends?

1:17:43 Caller Not really. I kind of met him on this whim and we went out once before.

1:17:47 Drew How did you meet him?

1:17:48 Caller I was just hanging out at this house and like he happened to be there because it was his friend's birthday and we started talking and forget it.

1:17:55 Drew Forget it.

1:17:55 Adam Jennifer, come on, baby. Why lower yourself to that level?

1:17:58 Drew Yeah.

1:17:59 Adam Did you have sex with him?

1:18:00 Caller I want no. My God. No. I just wanted to know if you might have like you have something I could say to make him feel like a complete loser.

1:18:08 Adam No.

1:18:09 Drew There's no such thing.

1:18:10 Adam You calling him suggests weakness.

1:18:13 Drew Yeah.

1:18:13 Adam You just let him go. Silence is the best. Okay. Yeah. That's the best. It's like he didn't pick you up and you didn't even know. You understand? I mean, the ultimate payback is you not knowing. Yeah. Indifference. It absolutely is. There's this guy name, some comedian name Andy Kimmler, I think his name is, and I was at when I was in Montreal. He does this for the comedy festival. He does this state of the union address where he makes fun of everybody and it's a big to do. Someone was saying to me, this Andy Kimmler, he really has it in for you, Adam. He hates you. He always makes fun of you during these state of the union addresses and I said who's Andy Kimmler? And I thought, wow, that's the best thing you could say, isn't it? Never heard of the guy, don't know who he is. The best is when someone has it in for you and you don't know who they are. That's the greatest day of your life is when somebody is just pining, just hating, just seething, and you're not sure who this person is. That's how you know you've arrived, everybody, when people hate you and you don't know who they are. John?

1:19:37 Yeah.

1:19:37 Adam You're 34?

1:19:39 Caller Yep.

1:19:39 Adam I don't even know who you are, brother.

1:19:41 Drew What's up, John?

1:19:44 Caller Well, me and my wife, sorry about the noise there, I drive trucks for a living, but me and my wife, we got a 13 year old daughter and we had a little situation and came up this past weekend here and we really had no idea how to cope with it. And basically the two of us were watching TV and we started hearing some noises up there in our daughter's bedroom and she had her best friend over and well, I went upstairs to check and see what was going on and I just kind of opened the door without knocking or anything. And there was my daughter and her best friend, you know, fondling each other. And, you know, it's a girl and this just, you know, put us both in shock here. And we really, we have no idea what to go about it. You know, take her psychiatrist, the hat.

1:20:31 Drew Did you talk to her about it?

1:20:33 Caller We sat down and talked with her about it. Yes, you know, kind of asked her why she did it. And she said she just kind of led into it.

1:20:43 Drew Just that night for the first time? She won't tell you the truth, whatever is going on here.

1:20:47 Caller Yeah, we asked her if she's done it before, and she said no, but we don't know whether we can believe that or not.

1:20:54 Drew You think she's done any drugs or alcohol?

1:20:57 Caller No, we don't believe that at all. We've never found cigarettes. We've never found anything on her. You know, she...

1:21:02 Adam Hey, if you do find anything, can I have them? Yeah, whatever you can find. I'll take it, send it to the station.

1:21:09 Drew The only thing you know is that there's some, what we call sexual acting out. And she's pretty young to be doing that. And it just suggests something is going on.

1:21:19 Adam Well, I mean, here's the deal. At 13, you would... Most people have done some experimentation with their own sex. Or, sorry, the opposite sex. So, the question is, is it a problem that it's her own sex? And I think we all agree that sort of sweetens the pot a little bit. I don't know why, but it does.

1:21:38 Drew It's also that the parents were a few yards away. I mean, that's pretty serious.

1:21:42 Adam It is pretty brazen. I felt up a chick when I was 13, but I sent my dad to Yugoslavia for four weeks, actually, just to make sure he was safe.

1:21:54 Drew Yeah, right.

1:21:54 Adam And felt the breast on the second week, so I had a nice padding.

1:21:58 Drew Called the airline before you did it.

1:21:59 Adam So, yeah, that's very brazen, that she was upstairs making noise and stuff. And it almost makes you wonder if it wasn't some sort of desire to be caught. Cry for help, pardon the cliche.

1:22:11 Drew Have there been any other behavioral problems? Has her schoolwork been suffering recently?

1:22:15 Caller No, she gets really good grades and she sticks to her rules that me and her mother set.

1:22:25 Adam Do you think in a way that she was being rebellious doing this, wanting you to catch her in a way?

1:22:37 Caller We've talked about it. Me and my wife, we talked about it. We thought something along that line that maybe there's something going on here that we just don't know. But she just won't tell us anything about it. She's kind of gone in the past few days. She's just kind of been very remiss of, you know, just will not, doesn't really want to talk to us and just really doesn't have anything to say about it.

1:23:00 Drew All right, well, reclusive.

1:23:03 Adam Is she trying, is she, but do you think she's trying to make a statement, which is like assert her independence and say stop trying to hold me under your thumb. I'm a big girl now, screw you. I mean, do you guys keep her on a short leash normally?

1:23:19 Caller No, not really. I mean, yeah, we get a little strict on her on occasion, but. All right, well, here's John.

1:23:27 Adam Was she ever molested or sexually abused or any of that stuff?

1:23:31 Caller Not that we know of, no.

1:23:33 Drew You never struck her, weren't you? All right. But anyway, listen, John, here's the deal. All you know is that you found a symptom, a little behavior that may or may not be significant for something else.

1:23:43 Adam She could be a lesbian and she could be getting started with experimenting.

1:23:47 Drew It warrants, I mean, whether with a male or female, it warrants evaluation at 13. Somebody, a psychiatrist, a psychologist, needs to talk to them.

1:23:54 Caller It doesn't.

1:23:55 Drew Oh, yes.

1:23:56 Caller Oh, no.

1:23:56 Drew Oh, yes.

1:23:57 Adam Oh, no. Listen, goofball. Thirteen-year-olds making out and feeling each other up.

1:24:04 Drew Well, we don't.

1:24:04 Adam Does it warrant evaluation?

1:24:06 Drew There's more going on.

1:24:07 Adam Well, that's the way he said it.

1:24:08 Drew We want to find out what was going on, actually.

1:24:10 Adam Was he in line three?

1:24:11 Caller Yeah.

1:24:12 Adam John?

1:24:13 Caller Yeah.

1:24:14 Adam What do you think what was going on?

1:24:17 Drew What were they doing?

1:24:17 Adam Physically?

1:24:20 Caller Well, they're both laying there naked and feeling each other up. I mean, I guess if you want to look at it, they weren't going too serious. I mean, I kind of walked in and saw that and was just in shock.

1:24:32 Drew They were lying naked in the parents' house. The parents a few yards away.

1:24:35 Adam They were naked?

1:24:37 Caller Yeah, they were both naked laying on my daughter's bed there.

1:24:42 Drew Think about that. Okay, all right.

1:24:44 Adam Well, look, no, I see, what I think is it's a whether she knows it or not, whether it's conscious or not, it's an FU to the parents.

1:24:52 Drew Of course it's an FU, but it's...

1:24:54 Adam Find out why.

1:24:55 Drew But there's a million years reasons why a 13 year old get into that outrageous inactivity with a few feet of their parents.

1:25:00 Adam Talk about balls. Yeah. I wouldn't get naked in the shower when I was alone with my parents from home. Yeah. And naked in the bed, no lock on the door. You just head upstairs and you start groaning and rolling around to the point where, hey, what's that noise up there?

1:25:15 Drew That is disturbed. There's something going wrong.

1:25:18 Adam Yes. But and I understand that, Drew, but you understand that people listen to what you say and not what you're getting at.

1:25:26 Drew Okay.

1:25:27 Adam When you say male or female, that kind of contact at that age deserves, you know, warrants some intervention. That's not true. There's plenty. I was making out at 13 and rolling around.

1:25:38 Drew I got, you know, sort of heavy duty sexual.

1:25:42 Adam That's what you got, though. But that's not what he said. And we got to answer what he said.

1:25:46 Drew So what he said, what he finally did say, though, is that if you find a 13 year old daughter lying next to a naked whatever, it warrants evaluation. With you home, especially a few feet away. Absolutely.

1:25:57 Adam All right. I don't want to bring this up with poor John. John, don't drive off the road. But if this is what's going on when you're home. She's like firing a midget out of a cannon into her vagina when you're out of town.

1:26:14 Caller Who said possible?

1:26:18 Adam We'll be like wearing a special padded helmet. I will be back.

1:26:24 Caller Hello.

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1:26:52 Tony Hawk Yeah, this is Slash.

1:26:54 Caller You're listening to Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline.

1:26:57 Adam Yeah. Slash was in here recently, wasn't he? Yeah. That's right. Hey, everybody, Loveline. We got Stephen Jenkins coming in here from Third Eye Blind. He's just one of these Stephen guys who spells his name with the P-H-A-N.

1:27:17 Caller Isn't that Stephen?

1:27:18 Adam Yeah. At what point does it become Stephen? Stephen King? Yeah.

1:27:24 Drew P-H-E-N. That's P-H-E-N.

1:27:25 Adam That's E-N. Jack Hole. I shut the mic. Here's my point. Can't we just have Stephen with the V-E-N? Doesn't that make sense?

1:27:35 Drew We really need sort of an international treaty about name spelling and pronunciation.

1:27:40 Adam But there are guys named Stephen, are there not?

1:27:44 Drew There are.

1:27:45 Adam And then how would they spell their name?

1:27:47 Drew Same way. Oh, maybe S-T-F-E-N.

1:27:50 Adam You think, you think they put the P, they wouldn't put the P-H there? All right. That's my point. I don't care until I, until I mispronounce the guy's name, which I'm bound to do. And I called a, who was in here a couple of weeks ago. I was calling Stephen, who was a Stephen with the P-H. Oh, from, what the hell band was he from? Ann is going to tell me in a second, not Travis. This is two weeks ago, two bands came in. Sarah, you're 19.

1:28:24 Caller Yeah.

1:28:25 Drew What's going on?

1:28:27 Adam Stabbing Westward, EOD, no.

1:28:30 Caller I have this, first of all, I want to say you guys keep me company, I'm gonna drive home for work every night. Thank you for that.

1:28:37 Adam Steph, what the hell band was he from? Yeah, go ahead, Sarah.

1:28:41 Caller My question is, I have this strange thing. I don't make friends very easily except with the gay men. Like 99% of my friends are gay men, and probably half of those are drag queens.

1:28:55 Drew Wow.

1:28:56 Adam Same here.

1:28:57 Caller I don't make friends with girls or straight guys very easily.

1:29:01 Adam All right, well, what's wrong with you? We don't have time to figure it out.

1:29:04 Drew It means something, yeah, it means something.

1:29:06 Caller Nothing, I mean, I've had a pretty normal life.

1:29:09 Drew Have you ever had a relationship? I'm sorry? Are you straight, gay?

1:29:13 Caller No, I'm straight.

1:29:14 Drew Have you ever had a relationship?

1:29:15 Caller Yeah, I've had a couple.

1:29:16 Drew How have they gone?

1:29:17 Caller Um, for the most part, they were okay.

1:29:20 Drew They weren't gay guys? No, they didn't get ruined, they didn't get destroyed, but you're trying to make some guy gay and frustrated.

1:29:26 Caller For the most part, they were pretty regular relationships. I've only had one that was really bad, but...

1:29:31 Drew And what happened to that one?

1:29:32 Caller Um, we were friends for like four years before we started dating and he ended up committing suicide.

1:29:37 Drew Oh, boy.

1:29:38 Adam Good time. Steph from the Deaf Tones, by the way. Thank you.

1:29:41 Caller But that actually happened after I had already gotten into this thing with the gay men.

1:29:47 Adam All right. We'll stop it.

1:29:49 Drew It's just she is certainly...

1:29:53 Adam If you're hanging out with guys who are unavailable, be they gay or in prison or married, that means you're scared of intimacy.

1:30:02 Drew It sounds more like she's in a sort of a fixing mode. She's a guy that's severely depressed and she's friends. You know what I mean? She's going to change everybody.

1:30:09 Adam Okay. Look into it. Thank you. Amy?

1:30:12 Caller Hi.

1:30:12 Adam You're 24?

1:30:13 Caller Yeah.

1:30:14 Adam You like to sleep for 12 hours a day?

1:30:16 Caller At least.

1:30:17 Adam Do you have big boobs? No.

1:30:19 Drew Why?

1:30:20 Caller Sorry.

1:30:20 Adam Let's see if we can get married.

1:30:24 Drew Are you depressed?

1:30:26 Caller Well, I'm on medication for that. I have been and I suppose I still am.

1:30:33 Drew So, the medication hasn't worked yet?

1:30:35 Caller Oh, I've been on it for years. So, I'm past that.

1:30:40 Drew Is the medicine making you sleep excessively, do you think?

1:30:45 Caller No. When I first started taking it, yeah, but I've got like, that was the first month.

1:30:51 Adam Well, listen, here's the thing. What's up with your schedule that you can't sleep that much?

1:30:57 Caller Well, I'm probably not doing very well in my class.

1:31:02 Adam Okay. See, here's what you need to do.

1:31:03 Drew Because you're sleeping all the time.

1:31:05 Adam No. Yes. It's hard to motivate yourself. I mean, I went to bed at 2, 2.30 last night, but I got up at 8 this morning because I had something to do. If I didn't have anything to do, I would have slept till noon. As it is, I was back by 2 and then I took a big nap. But my point is, is what got me out of bed and what gets me out of bed, and Drew, what gets you out of bed every morning is that you got something to do.

1:31:29 Drew Right, and also she should be aware that her expectation of antidepressant medicine was really complete remission. Her depression should be controlled, which she kind of alluded to it not being. And she should not have unpleasant side effects. Those two things, she should go back to the doctor, have her medicines re-evaluated, and maybe change or stop. Right. So there you go, it could be the medication.

1:31:49 Adam All right, just let me, this is, one poor guy has been on hold for 55 minutes. Uh-oh, Alex?

1:31:55 Caller Yeah?

1:31:56 Adam You think he might be pregnant?

1:31:58 Caller Yeah.

1:31:59 Drew How far along are you?

1:32:00 Caller Um, about one month, I think.

1:32:01 Drew Okay.

1:32:02 Adam One month, all right. You want to have an abortion?

1:32:04 Caller Uh, yes, I did want to, but I don't know how far along I am.

1:32:11 Drew You're fine.

1:32:12 Adam You're fine. You got one, shh, you got one week.

1:32:16 Caller What?

1:32:17 Adam Listen to me, you have one week. Do you hear me?

1:32:18 Drew One week left.

1:32:19 Adam One week left. Are you serious? Yes. So go down to Planned Parenthood tomorrow and have a consultation.

1:32:25 Caller Okay.

1:32:25 Adam All right, do you understand? Tomorrow, Sweet Pea, it's not going to go away. All right, now take care of yourself.

1:32:31 Caller Okay, thank you.

1:32:32 Adam Bye bye.

1:32:33 Drew I know why you said that. Thank you.

1:32:35 Caller That's right.

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1:33:28 Caller Hey, y'all.

1:33:31 Adam I want to thank Tony Hawk for coming in here tonight, and pimping all his CD-ROMs, and CDs, and skateboards, and shoes.

1:33:38 Drew Nicest millionaire skater on the earth.

1:33:40 Adam He's in the top 10 of nicest millionaire skateboarders on earth.

1:33:46 Drew Yeah.

1:33:46 Adam Just like Margaret Cho is in the top 10 of funny Korean female comedians currently.

1:33:53 Drew Between the ages of 20 and 40.

1:33:57 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:34:01 Drew I'm not, I just need some time to myself.

1:34:02 Adam It just, you know, but, but, but you have feelings for me?

1:34:06 Drew I mean, I've never loved anybody like I love you.

1:34:09 Caller And I, this has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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